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June 26, 2020 - Knowledge Fight
01:27:25
#449: June 23-24, 2020

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on a very exhausting couple days on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex tries to launch a distasteful and racist national movement destined for failure, decides he now hates Gov. Abbott, and consoles two of his friends who've recently lost their social media.

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alex jones
07:15
d
dan friesen
56:13
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jordan holmes
19:43
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james okeefe
00:20
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jay dyer
00:18
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
Need money.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
Stop it.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding us.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time caller.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan!
Whoa, that was intense.
unidentified
Yeah, it was.
jordan holmes
Is that three ups?
Scale it down.
Okay, fair enough.
dan friesen
This is a podcast where we like to scale it down a little bit, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
Yes?
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
You did.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Right at the gate.
Something is wrong.
I don't know what it is.
jordan holmes
No, I think this is great.
I think this is great.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
I got a little overexcited up top.
dan friesen
Did you start doing hot yoga?
jordan holmes
I did not.
I did not.
I just exercised more recently, so now I got all that energy going on.
dan friesen
You've got to start taking sedatives.
unidentified
Something.
dan friesen
I don't know what it is, but that is not okay.
jordan holmes
You've got to start taking sedatives.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
dan friesen
I'm used to you yelling.
Somehow that was...
You know what it was?
It was a second into our show.
jordan holmes
It was too much.
Fair enough.
dan friesen
Anyway, this is a podcast.
What's up?
jordan holmes
Do you have your hand up?
Can I ask a question?
I got my hand raised.
Dan, what's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
Why don't you start?
jordan holmes
I'm going to go.
My bright spot is I finally bit the bullet and I was done with all the side quests.
dan friesen
And you decided to start yelling.
jordan holmes
Horizon Zero Dawn.
dan friesen
Oh, that's great.
Did you play the Frozen Wilds?
jordan holmes
Yeah, I played a lot of it.
dan friesen
The DLC part?
jordan holmes
Haven't finished all of that, but I played a lot of it.
But I finally played the main storyline, and it's fantastic.
It's a great ending.
It's going to be great.
dan friesen
I don't think it's going to be out until next year, probably, the sequel.
jordan holmes
The sequel, yeah.
dan friesen
But that's good, because I don't want to buy a PlayStation 5. Have you seen how big they are?
Yeah, I don't know.
I always get really mad whenever there's new systems out, because it's like, this is how they scale.
Damn you.
They lure these games that you want to play and you have to buy the system in order to play them and then they're obsolete and there's a new system.
I turn into a cranky old man.
Everyone else is so excited about the new system.
jordan holmes
And I'll tell you what, beta was a better format.
dan friesen
It was.
jordan holmes
If you had a time stamp on it, it was way better.
dan friesen
Everything past Atari is a mistake.
jordan holmes
It's a failure, yeah.
dan friesen
Well, that's good.
Congratulations for you and Aloy.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's doing great.
dan friesen
So here's my bright spot, and it dovetails into the year of the...
unidentified
All right, now.
dan friesen
So we are now 152 seltzers into the year of the seltzer.
And that is a moment that deserves a little bit of a celebration.
So that's why it's my bright spot.
It's a milestone.
150 seltzers?
That's crazy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's really amazing.
dan friesen
In like two months.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a lot of seltzer.
dan friesen
Yeah, it is.
jordan holmes
That's a lot of seltzer.
dan friesen
And I think that there are some people out there, there are some people who are giving good-natured ribbing about not liking seltzers themselves.
And I'm like, hey, fine.
This isn't going to become a seltzer podcast.
This is just the thing that I'm doing this year.
To bring some sort of normalcy into the proceedings.
Because otherwise we're just going to be sitting here talking about Alex Jones all the time.
jordan holmes
It's going to be weird.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's terrifying.
There's some things in life that you can still enjoy.
And I enjoy bubbly waters.
unidentified
Right, right.
dan friesen
But the other thing I wanted to bring sharp focus to is now 150 seltzers in.
If you look at the top five seltzers that we have, there are two that are from Mars Brewery that I wouldn't have known even existed as...
They made seltzers before starting this.
jordan holmes
Of course not.
dan friesen
There is a tie for fifth now between two La Croix flavors.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
You got limoncello and hibiscus.
jordan holmes
Hibiscus.
dan friesen
Yes, both at the 80. 80 out of 100.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
I wouldn't have ever tried either of those if it wasn't some sort of thing where I'm trying all of these.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
Black cherry coffee.
It's number two on the list of the top five.
That's another one I never would have tried if I wasn't doing this, and it's fantastic.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
And then three out of the top five, Petal, the elderberry white tea flower.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, that was great.
dan friesen
It's fantastic.
I never would have known that brand existed.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
I would have walked right past it at the store.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
I never would have given it a second thought, like some hippy-dippy...
A little water with flowers in it.
unidentified
Totally, totally.
dan friesen
It was so good.
And so one of the things that's really nice is being able to force myself into positions where I'm trying a bunch of things.
And lo and behold, all of the things that I had before are found wanting compared to these new things that I'm finding.
So it's sort of a microcosm of life.
A lot of times you do a little bit of an exercise, something that seems really stupid, like I'm going to drink 500 seltzers.
And what do you know?
You find...
Really good ones that you never would have tried before.
That maybe you can incorporate into your life to make your life better moving forward.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds great.
There's a joy in discovery.
dan friesen
So that's my bright spot.
jordan holmes
My thought, though, is when we get to 350 or so, will you be so exhausted with seltzer that nothing is going to break into that top five?
dan friesen
I don't think so.
Because there's a lot of the untapped stuff that I might be able to find are things that are more craft in nature.
So I think a lot of the...
Sure, sure, sure.
Because a lot of the stuff I've been having are these standard-ass lemon-lime grapefruit of every brand.
And a lot of that does lead to a little burnout.
And some of that's like, well, maybe that would have been a 60, but it's a 52 now because I'm sick of grapefruit.
jordan holmes
Sick of grapefruit.
dan friesen
Yeah, and certainly apologies to grapefruit, but that's how it goes.
jordan holmes
Also, you're not a great flavor.
They accept your apology.
dan friesen
But yeah, I think as we go along, we'll find even greener pastures.
jordan holmes
I'm wondering if we're going to get a perfect...
I think we will.
It happens once every 500 seltzers.
dan friesen
It's possible.
I've been very conservative with my scoring, but I think it's possible, and I think if I were to guess, based on how this has gone so far, it'll be something floral.
And something tea-related.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that does sound likely.
dan friesen
Yeah, because those are clearly the best.
jordan holmes
One last question before we get off the year of the seltzer, unless you have more to continue.
dan friesen
No, I don't.
I have said my piece.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Will you consider revising a score later on?
Do you know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
No, I don't think I should.
I think that would be Dirty Pool.
jordan holmes
It's set in stone.
dan friesen
Now, let's assume...
That we get to the end and the highest score is an 86. Okay.
Does that mean everybody gets 14 more points added to it to be great on the curve?
unidentified
I think not.
That's a good question.
jordan holmes
I don't think so.
dan friesen
I think that would turn out to things that are 50 are now 64s.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's just bullshit.
No, no, no.
dan friesen
If it ends up in a situation where we get to 500 and the highest score is 93 or something like that.
I think that's respectable.
So be it.
I think that's great.
There is the platonic ideal.
Of that hundred somewhere out there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And it remains to be found.
jordan holmes
There's always something to shoot for.
dan friesen
That's okay.
That's an okay conclusion.
jordan holmes
Perhaps that's what gives meaning to life in itself.
dan friesen
Exactly.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Yes, the seltzer.
The year of the seltzer is very philosophical at this point.
All right.
Let's get down to business, Jordan.
But before we do, we've got to take a moment to say thank you to some folks who have signed up and are supporting the show.
So first, Mr. Malloy, thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Mr. Malloy.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Habeas Dorcas, thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Habeas Dorcas.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Sigmund D., thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Sigmund!
dan friesen
Next, Profile, thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Profile!
dan friesen
Next, Virginia B. Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Virginia.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Jeff T. And that's G-E-O-F-F.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Jeff.
dan friesen
Thank you, Jeff.
Next, Brittany.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Brittany!
dan friesen
Thank you, Brittany.
And finally, I'd like to say thank you to a few people who donated on an elevated level.
We appreciate that very much.
So first, Emmy.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
Next, Gravity Head Zero.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
And Eric R. And I like this a lot.
This is Eric spelled A-R-I-C.
jordan holmes
Ooh.
dan friesen
Like that.
Like that quite a good spelling.
jordan holmes
That's a dangerous spelling.
dan friesen
Well, anyway, thank you so much.
You are now...
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
We got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimps so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare.
Infowar on you!
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Emmy!
Thank you so much, Gravity Head Zero!
And thank you so much, Eric R. Yes, thank you very much to all of you.
If you're out there listening and you're thinking, hey, I enjoy the show, I'd like to support what these gents do, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button that says support the show, we would appreciate it.
jordan holmes
Yes, absolutely.
dan friesen
Or you could take that generosity, get yourself some...
Some glass jars.
Boil them.
jordan holmes
Boil the glass jars.
Glass jars go in boiling water.
dan friesen
Put that generosity in the safely sterilized glass jars.
Seal them up very tightly and send them to a local charity in your area that can help people in need.
jordan holmes
Yes, we would appreciate that very much.
dan friesen
That went better than last time.
jordan holmes
That went great!
I thought that was fantastic.
dan friesen
So Jordan, today we're going over June 23rd and 24th, 2020.
This is now my Autonomous Zone.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But before we get to that, we have one more thing, one more little piece of business to take care of up top, and that can be found underneath your notebook.
jordan holmes
Ooh, underneath my notebook.
dan friesen
We got a piece of mail.
jordan holmes
We got a piece of mail?
dan friesen
We did.
jordan holmes
What is this?
unidentified
Oh, shit!
dan friesen
There's a note, too, that's probably stuck to the underside of your notebook.
Oh, okay.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
That you can read.
jordan holmes
Alrighty, here we go.
A gift for you, for Jordan, since you, like other Final Fantasies, MMOs aren't for everyone, but fighting imperialism, oppressive theocracies, and a cosmic horror that's a metaphor for boomer ideology might interest you.
From PolicyWonkDestin.
Oh, thank you very much, Destin!
dan friesen
You didn't say what it was.
jordan holmes
It is Final Fantasy XIV Online.
I thought I did say what it is.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
Maybe you didn't.
I just missed it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, the complete edition.
So I'm excited to play that.
dan friesen
Yeah, you got yourself some Final Fantasy because you talk about loving it all the time.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's the trick.
dan friesen
Have you played XIV?
jordan holmes
No, I've never played XIV.
unidentified
Whoa.
jordan holmes
See, it's an online MMO.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So that means that I've always played the single player, single storyline kind of game.
I've never played an MMO before in my life.
dan friesen
Neither have I. And I'm worried for you.
jordan holmes
You're worried for me?
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
I might never see you again.
That's always my fear with those giant online games that are conceivably never-ending.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That's my fear.
This will be my life from now on.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
I don't ever want to touch them.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's always worried me that it was going to become another job.
I'm just existing in a space where I also have a job on my off time.
dan friesen
A lot of RPGs are kind of that way.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
At a certain point, missions do end up feeling...
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you have to wait a day in real time to farm, what are you doing at this point, you know?
dan friesen
It's a little exhausting.
So, now, Jordan, down to business.
Yes, sir.
I'm going to just tell you this right up top.
I found it intensely difficult to focus on doing this show for these last couple days.
And it's because of Alex.
It's his fault.
His show's not been good.
There's still some interesting things and some things that are definitely requiring of us pointing out and keeping track of, but there's so many guests on these shows and it is just like, I don't care about any of these people.
I don't care.
I couldn't...
I couldn't give a shit for a large portion of the time.
Sometimes the listening to his show goes quick because there's interesting things pretty regularly or he's being entertaining and yelling like a dum-dum.
This is the opposite.
It's just hours of listening to him interview people I don't care about.
That was a little painful.
However...
We start here on the 23rd, and I think that we start with maybe one of the more important things that's going on that Alex announces on this episode that is very bad.
alex jones
And the rollout is COVID-19.
It is just the excuse and the hysteria, and that's why we're making a big announcement later in the second hour today of a nationwide movement.
The movement's going to be called We Can't Breathe.
The website's going to be WeCan'tBreathe.News.
It'll be up this afternoon with a video report and a document article and an action plan.
And I will be out at the Texas Capitol this Sunday at high noon to protest the governor's capitulation to Gavin Newsom and the UN.
dan friesen
Yes, I heard that, and that really set me off on a bad foot because I was feeling like, oh, God, I don't even want to do this anymore.
I just see the machinations of it.
I see what he's doing.
He's trying to trick people into getting mad at him to get free press.
jordan holmes
There you go.
dan friesen
He's doing something explicitly distasteful and racist in order to be like, pay attention to me.
Oh, I'm going to trick you dumb libs into yelling about how I'm co-opting this thing.
jordan holmes
Insane.
dan friesen
Yeah, and it just feels so lame.
It's just bad trolling he's doing.
jordan holmes
It really is.
dan friesen
But it's also incredibly offensive.
jordan holmes
It's the same.
Yeah, it's just shitty trolling, but on a genocidal scale.
He's describing what is essentially biological warfare at this point.
I'm going to go out and spread this disease to as many people as I possibly can as a form of trolling.
dan friesen
I mean, you know, it's hard to say how many people...
How much denial plays into it, too, though.
unidentified
Fair.
dan friesen
So, my first and most important point here is that co-opting the dying words of George Floyd and Eric Garner, which have been a central rallying cry for the Black Lives Matter protests, that's a profoundly disrespectful and racist act.
Alex is trying to protest the fact that Texas' dumb-dumb Governor Greg Abbott is finally having to accept that his state is in trouble.
So he's making some moves to put health safety measures in place, like telling people to stay at home, possibly having some mask orders and stuff.
Alex and his buddies have already protested this.
They were the ones who were doing all those reopen protests.
Alex and Owen went out there with their bull horns back at the end of May and yelled about how the state needed to reopen.
At that point, Texas was reporting a total of 54,509 cases.
As of June 23rd, that number was 120,370 cases, having reported over 27,000 new cases in the past week alone.
jordan holmes
Alright, so we've flattened the curve.
dan friesen
Alex has done his part, and it's clearly been shown to have been dumb and a bad plan that he was pushing for.
On some level, I think he knows that the best he can really do is go back out and argue that the numbers are a lie and Texas shouldn't be afraid of clearly spiking COVID case numbers, and that's not going to get him the attention that he wants.
But if he flexes his racist muscles and tries to start a we-can't-breathe movement, maybe, just maybe, he'll anger people enough to get them to cover him and give him that attention.
It's disgraceful and desperate, and I hope that people don't take the bait and give him the free press.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's like the next day, just coming out and being, after the I Have a Dream speech, just being like...
I stole a dream, and it's the opposite of your shit.
dan friesen
We have a dream of a white America.
Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
You missed the point.
dan friesen
We Can't Breathe is the name of an organization that already exists, whose mission statement reads, quote, Our mission is to create networks of multicultural groups imagining and building a future where people, communities, and races coexist without injustice or disparities.
Together we're creating deep change in the community through love and peaceful intentions.
Something tells me that they're going to have a bit more traction than Alex's dumb publicity stunt.
So I went to his new website, and it's pretty lame.
It's just got a bunch of InfoWars videos posted on there, and then there's some posters you can download about how masks are bad.
Here's the thing that I think is really funny, though.
All of the posters include the web address, which is wecantbreathe.news.
But in each poster, the apostrophe is included in the word can't.
If you type the URL in as it appears on those posters, you will never find Alex's website.
And that just seems like bad planning from a graphic design standpoint.
jordan holmes
They did not really put the apostrophe in there.
dan friesen
Oh yeah, on all of the posters.
jordan holmes
They put the apostrophe in there.
dan friesen
And I know a lot of his audience does, if you look at the demographics, they're older people generally.
Like an old man house phone.
He's never going to be able to find that website.
jordan holmes
He's never going to find that apostrophe.
He's going to put it in a teletype.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
I have a strong suspicion that this protest that he's trying to get going will be very underwhelming.
dan friesen
They plan to meet and have a prayer service at the Capitol, then march to the governor's mansion to demand him not mandate mask wearing.
The part that's a little scary in their write-up is this.
Any and all freedom lovers are welcome, and then in all caps, mask wearing is discouraged!
This is dangerous and irresponsible, but I'm not sure that there's a good way to actually discourage or stop them from holding the event.
I'm guessing turnout will be small, so the best move here is probably just to ignore them and not give it the attention that it's clearly designed to attract.
The goal is baiting people into giving this attention.
As you can tell...
By how Alex named this.
So the most effective response, I think, as much as it sucks because, you know, it's offensive, I think the best response strategically is just be like, alright, have your little march and just ignore it.
jordan holmes
I propose a better response, and that is rent four helicopters, attach to them a giant glass dome.
During the protest, have the four helicopters...
Drop the dome slowly on top of them, and then we're fine.
And we just call it a day, and we all just walk away, and it's fine.
We'll put air holes in there.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
We're not monsters.
dan friesen
Put a little leaf in there.
unidentified
Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
We'll give them a nice little terrarium.
They can frolic and play however they like.
dan friesen
You have an interesting plan.
It's going to run into money.
unidentified
I'll tell you that.
dan friesen
Well, there's that.
There is that.
So Alex gets to talking about some other stories, and I think he's got a bad angle on this one.
alex jones
Separately, Hollywood is collapsing.
A whole bunch of producers are dying and committing suicide as their pedophilia comes out.
That is all coming up, and that ties into these giant pedophile networks that are collapsing, that are in big, serious, substantial trouble.
It is the pedophile network they use to blackmail.
And control the population.
Now, yesterday when I started this show, I told you 24 hours left on the tail end of the big mega sale and the items that are still 60-70% off.
dan friesen
Nailed it.
jordan holmes
Ooh!
unidentified
Ooh!
jordan holmes
That was sweet.
dan friesen
That was sweet and smooth.
That was rough.
jordan holmes
Ooh, no.
That was great.
Oh, yeah.
You just...
Ah, that's lubed up, Dan.
dan friesen
Alex's theory here that there's a bunch of Hollywood producers dying from suicide, I don't know if that's true, but I think he's just embellishing the story of one recent headline about the death of Steve Bing, who apparently jumped out the window of his 27th floor apartment on Monday.
There's no connection I can find to him being involved in the abuse of children, and Alex is probably pretty close to defamatory statements there if he's not careful.
jordan holmes
Oh, great.
dan friesen
A Page Six article about Bing's death quotes a number of his friends who say that he'd been battling mental illness for years, and quote, his close friends are devastated about his death, but sadly not surprised.
Other discusses trouble with drugs and the fact that he appeared really rich on the surface, but quote, he made a lot of ill-advised investments.
People imagine it's impossible to run through $600 million, but he did.
jordan holmes
Oh, congratulations.
I guess if you Brewster's millions, then you win.
I don't know what to say.
dan friesen
I mean, I don't know.
He made Kangaroo Jack.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, then he's going to be in the Hall of Fame, that's for sure.
dan friesen
From all available information, this seems like a tragic story of someone struggling with addiction and mental illness.
Until Alex substantiates his claims in any way, this is another example of what appears to him just be him making up details about a story in order for them to fit.
Yeah.
Really, really shitty.
jordan holmes
It is a double exploitation of something that's multiple tragedies, all in the same kind of situation.
He's exploiting the real pedophilia to score points and then exploiting a man's suicide due to a whole...
Host of factors, including mental illness, and just moves on with his life.
Like, that's fine.
The rest of us have to deal with this bullshit, and he just gets to move on to the next sentence.
dan friesen
And I'm not unilaterally defending this guy, this producer.
I don't know anything about him, but from all the reporting I can find, it doesn't match any of the insinuations that Alex is trying to make.
And that, to me, is the mark of someone who's a real pile of shit.
But...
Even though Alex is a pile of shit, that doesn't mean he doesn't want to surround himself with other gigantic piles of shit.
And we meet the first one here.
alex jones
Great to have you here.
One of the only people as banned as I am.
Quite an elite fraternity.
Thank you for joining us, my friend.
unidentified
Thanks for having me, Alex.
Good to see you.
alex jones
Well, you got banned on YouTube.
Let's get into that, and then let's get into the state of affairs and Trump and where you see this all going and how folks can still find you uncensored, unfiltered at censored.tv.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's The Last Bastion, the pirate ship.
I mean, I got the idea from you.
What about Bandai?
unidentified
If you make your own thing, they can't ban you.
dan friesen
Do you know who that is?
Do you recognize his voice?
jordan holmes
I do not.
dan friesen
You don't?
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
Wow, okay.
jordan holmes
I don't recognize anybody's voice.
dan friesen
Everyone out there listening, play along.
Write down on a piece of paper who you think that is.
It's Gavin McGinnis.
jordan holmes
Oh, goddammit.
Really?
Alright, so we're talking about tits the whole time, huh?
dan friesen
No, we're not talking about much.
This episode is not going to be incredibly long, because a lot of it is Alex just repeating nonsense that he says all the time that it would be fucking boring for us to keep going over.
And then a lot of the rest of it is just him talking to people like Gavin McGinnis, and I don't give a shit.
jordan holmes
No.
No, I'm not really interested in Gavin McGinnis' hard-hitting takes on the present.
dan friesen
Let me do my impression of Gavin McGinnis.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Wah!
jordan holmes
That's a great impression.
dan friesen
He got thrown off YouTube.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you got him.
dan friesen
So anyway, Gavin's just on to promote his website.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Him getting banned from YouTube is something I'm sure he's actually been waiting to happen for a while because you can get some promotional attention out of it.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Try and get things to your own platform.
This is not the first time Gavin's been kicked off YouTube.
In December 2018, he was booted for repeat copyright violations, and according to an article in The Verge, quote, This is around the same time that Glenn Beck's network, The Blaze, publicly distanced themselves from Gavin, most likely because he's an unfunny, fascist piece of shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds right.
dan friesen
Gavin went on to try and get attention by suing the SPLC.
There were a flurry of stories about that back in February 2019, but mysteriously, nothing meaningful since.
jordan holmes
Are you sure?
dan friesen
Yeah, I imagine that's a sign that the case is going well.
jordan holmes
I thought he won against the SPLC.
dan friesen
Yeah, he took him down.
jordan holmes
They are notorious for their inability to deal effectively with the law.
Law is in their name.
Yeah, well, obviously.
dan friesen
He got back on YouTube pretty quick after that 2018 ban, and now I guess they've banned him again, this time apparently for engaging in speech that's considered incitement towards violence.
unidentified
Well.
dan friesen
I don't know the specifics, but if I...
If I know anything about Gavin, it's probably deserved and overdue.
So I went to his website, and what a roster of losers he's got working for.
You've got Milo, Alex's former employee, Pizzagate Rambo Joe Biggs.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
That racist 12-year-old Soph.
Jacob Wall and Laura Loomer.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
What a crew of dicks.
jordan holmes
Jesus, that's a fucking Italian job level crew right there.
dan friesen
If you're talking about a terrarium bubble, get them all in one studio for like a marathon or something.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
There's also a way, weirdly, there's a channel where a former boxer breaks down classic fights, which I don't know why it's there.
jordan holmes
See, now that I kind of like.
dan friesen
Seems very out of place.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
dan friesen
Whatever.
Thing is, you can't watch any content on his website unless you have a subscription.
jordan holmes
Okay, well then, go fuck yourself.
dan friesen
You can't watch any of these people's stuff.
You have to pay $10 a month or $100 a year to get access to all the stuff that those buffoons put out.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a steal.
dan friesen
I can't imagine a talent pool like that being a compelling sales pitch for people, but I'll leave Gavin to his hustle, man.
That's what you're going to do.
Good luck.
jordan holmes
I will give you $10 a month not to read anything by them.
Honestly, if it was between giving you money and just reading one of their articles per day, I swear to you, I will give you money.
dan friesen
Now, I was going to say that if it wasn't behind a paywall, maybe I'd do some episodes about Rambo Joe Biggs, but I realized...
Right before I said that sentence, there's no way I'm going to do that.
jordan holmes
Take it back.
You take it back.
dan friesen
Not going to do it.
So anyway, it's mostly just Gavin whining about this and how the conservatives won't let us say things.
jordan holmes
They are so banned.
dan friesen
And then Alex is complaining about how all these people who censor us, they're the ones who do really offensive things.
And then he remembers that, like, Ralph Northam did blackface.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And so he's going to try and weave that in.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Give it a shot.
dan friesen
This is not a success.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
alex jones
Well, exactly.
But I mean, I never dressed up in blackface because...
jordan holmes
You're a Nazi helmet.
alex jones
It's offensive.
I mean, and people have a right to do it.
I just never did it.
You never did it.
But everybody that did blackface then says, you should be banned.
dan friesen
So, it's really interesting to hear Alex struggle to come up with a reason why you shouldn't do blackface.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And if you listen carefully, he's starting to say it's too dangerous.
He corrected himself to say it's too offensive.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But he was originally trying to say it's too dangerous.
unidentified
Well.
dan friesen
Someone's gonna kick your ass if you do that.
Which is kind of fun.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Also, do yourself a favor and Google Gavin McGinnis and blackface.
jordan holmes
I'm sure he's never done it.
dan friesen
See what comes up.
jordan holmes
I'm sure he's never done it.
dan friesen
Fun fact, Gavin's done some blackface.
And also, one of the times he was a guest on Steven Crowder's show, the title was Time for Blackface.
jordan holmes
Alright, well that's a time I didn't know existed.
dan friesen
Also in 2014, Gavin penned an op-ed titled, quote, What's Wrong with Blackface?
jordan holmes
Lots of things.
dan friesen
Alex could hardly have chosen a worse person to be like, Hey, you've never done Blackface.
jordan holmes
You've never done Blackface.
I've never done Blackface.
Neither have you.
And let's never look into that.
dan friesen
Guy who's publicly defended Blackface repeatedly.
jordan holmes
How is it that you...
unidentified
Alex has had Gavin on his show when he talked about how minstrel shows were like respect.
dan friesen
They were a sign of respect.
jordan holmes
There's no such thing as history.
There's no such thing as the past.
It's all in the present and hope people forget.
And usually that's a good bet.
I mean, let's be real.
dan friesen
So, Gavin, I can't get myself to care about his interview.
The more we sort of ignore...
unidentified
No, come on!
jordan holmes
Old white men whining!
That's a great show.
dan friesen
It's not.
jordan holmes
Nah, come on.
dan friesen
It's not compelling.
jordan holmes
That's why I love stand-up comedy open mics.
I love to hear old white man whine about things.
dan friesen
Certainly that's one thing I miss, but I'll have to leave it in the past.
This next clip we get to another guest.
This is part of a powerhouse duo that's coming in.
One old face we've known for a while and one new fresh face on the scene.
This is some bullshit.
alex jones
But there's a big story at ProjectVeritas.com.
It's linked up on InfoWars.com.
Facebook content moderator.
If someone's wearing a mega hat, I am going to delete them for that.
Facebook insider Zach McElroy will testify before Congress about the Facebook bias.
He's witness against Trump supporters.
And conservative causes.
dan friesen
So, we got another person with Project Veritas named Zach.
The last one believed in a Zionist-occupied government.
jordan holmes
That's because that one's still...
The jury's out on that, just so you know.
dan friesen
So, Project Veritas has got this new video out, and this time they got a Facebook insider blowing the whistle.
The guy's name is Zach McElroy, and according to him, he was a content moderator for Cognizant, which is a company that Facebook subcontracts to run moderation.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
This doesn't work.
No.
Of course.
It's a cognizant, which is weird.
jordan holmes
This is not about winning or doing the right thing or even having a valid point.
This is about screaming about something that maybe people can turn into something else.
dan friesen
And I watched the video, and legitimately the first thing that's brought up doesn't prove anything.
James O 'Keefe asks Zach about the civic harassment cue, and Zach says that 75-80% of the posts in that cue came from Republican pages.
The first problem is that there's no metrics provided on this.
It's just Zack's estimation, which I have no reason to believe or trust.
But even if he is telling the truth and this number is accurate, that in no way proves an anti-conservative bias.
Maybe there's more harassment being done by right-wing associated Facebook pages.
jordan holmes
Maybe they're Nazis.
dan friesen
There are other explanations for the phenomenon he's describing, but the conclusion is reached that this is just more evidence that Facebook hates Republicans.
That's a sloppy assumption.
And if that's how the video is opening, you can't really have much faith that they're going to do much better as it goes along.
jordan holmes
So his idea, though, is that there would be a 50-50 reporting split if it was objective.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
That's basically his argument there.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
In that queue, it would be equal.
jordan holmes
Even though that's simply not a function of either...
dan friesen
I mean, it's entirely dependent on human behaviors.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You could have a perfectly fair algorithm and it could be like 90%.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Because, I mean, that's just a facet of the online Republican culture.
That's not even necessarily all Republicans.
That has nothing to do with...
The large section of Republicans all across the world.
It's purely the ones who are very online, and they are abusive.
dan friesen
Plus, they never really get into what the civic harassment queue is, whether or not it's just things that are automatically caught by algorithms, or if it's things that are reported manually by people.
And that could make a gigantic difference in terms of what ends up in that queue.
I have no idea.
There's not enough information in this video for me.
To trust any of this.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And the rest of it is just kind of a basic-ass Veritas video where people are secretly recorded and their words taken out of context.
One woman who's interviewed seems like she may be outside a bar, and she says that she deletes conservative posts even if they're not violating the rules.
unidentified
Ha ha!
jordan holmes
You got him!
dan friesen
However, Veritas forgot to cut out the part where she says, quote, I don't give no fucks.
It's like one week left.
What are they gonna do?
Send me to OIP?
I don't give a fuck.
She's clearly someone who has quit and is working the last days of her job, so she doesn't care if she faces consequences for her actions, which implies that the actions she's describing would have consequences.
So this video actually proves that deleting conservative posts that are not in violation of the rules seems to be something that employees know is something they can get in trouble for.
jordan holmes
Don't, don't.
dan friesen
Great work.
jordan holmes
Don't think about it.
Do not use the parts that make you think about things that's bad, and then instead...
I do like her quote, though.
dan friesen
She's got a great quote.
There's another exchange that they have with a fellow moderator who's saying that she leaves up posts, like conservative posts, even if they're posts that should be taken down.
So she's kind of like almost a sympathetic person who's in this.
And then when asked who in the office she hangs out with, one of her answers is, Kevin, he's like the, insert slur for a little person, that I harass about his height.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
This is making a strong case about this harassment stuff.
unidentified
Wow!
dan friesen
Yeah, real good.
jordan holmes
Wait, so their evidence of the sympathetic person is a person who would be...
dan friesen
Semi-sympathetic, I would say.
jordan holmes
...who would be in the fucking queue!
dan friesen
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
She's the person who's doing queue behavior, but at work!
dan friesen
It's very weird.
jordan holmes
Oh, great.
dan friesen
Yep.
This is just another standard as Veritas pile of trash.
If Veritas wanted to do some work that actually was meaningful, maybe they could have been like Casey Newton at The Verge, who did an expose in early 2019 about the horrible working conditions that Facebook moderators at Cognizant were subjected to.
Probably helped along by Newton's reporting, Facebook agreed to a court settlement where they would pay $52 million to compensate for the mental health issues that moderators developed from filtering horrific content on the platform, keeping all that stuff off.
From an article about this, quote, Each moderator will receive a minimum of $1,000 and will be eligible for additional compensation if they're diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder or related conditions.
This settlement covers 11,250 moderators.
That's reporting that matters and makes people's lives better.
There's been a big scandal at Cognizant, but you never would see Project Veritas even coming close to it.
They don't cover actual things.
They produce fraudulent hatchet pieces for profit.
Thus, it's not surprising that Zach McElroy has already put up a GoFundMe page.
He's looking to raise $150,000.
jordan holmes
Oh, you gotta.
dan friesen
As of the preparing of this episode, it's been up for a day, and he's already raked in over $34,000.
jordan holmes
Jesus fucking Christ.
dan friesen
This is the right-wing grift economy in a nutshell.
It's very profitable to be a tool of people like James O 'Keefe.
It's just not a gig that lasts very long.
So you get your payment here from this GoFundMe, and then there's nothing for you to do.
And then, I guess, because you've got nothing else to do, maybe you end up working at Project Veritas.
jordan holmes
Yeah, why not?
dan friesen
I don't think that that's going to look good on a resume.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I don't think you're going to step up and make it.
I just don't understand why conservatives can't demand better live videos.
Like, James O 'Keefe's videos all suck!
And they're lazy.
And half the time, they wind up proving the opposite point than what he wants to make.
So, demand better.
Don't give him your money until he makes a better movie.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's tough because, you know, he had the backing and the support of Andrew Breitbart and, you know, Breitbart association with Drudge.
And, you know, so he's almost royalty in terms of, like, those connections.
And I think that, you know, just...
unidentified
That's where you put up with trash.
jordan holmes
This is Transformers all over again.
You just can't let them get away with this.
dan friesen
Well, speaking of that guy, James, he shows up.
The two guys both show up.
The Whistleblower and O 'Keefe.
And so they're just talking about how Facebook could delete all these posts.
And this is how...
O 'Keefe, he sums up what Mark Zuckerberg is doing.
james okeefe
So what Zuckerberg has essentially done here is he's subcontracted out his...
Bias to these third-party companies like the one that Zach worked for, this Facebook Cognizant outfit, which is where all these content reviewers do their business, because Zuckerberg wants maybe plausible deniability or a degree of separation from the family.
alex jones
Oh yeah, when the Hells Angels gets banned in a town, they create a sub-motorcycle gang.
That's all he's done, like a mafia created little sub-families.
dan friesen
Uh, what?
jordan holmes
Yeah, the mafia created a little subfamily.
dan friesen
Facebook didn't create Cognizant.
jordan holmes
No, they created Cognizant in order to do the thing, and then that thing proves that the thing that they did was wrong, Dan.
dan friesen
Whatever.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
James O 'Keefe is making an interesting point, but it relies on a large, unproven assumption.
In order for this argument to fly, he needs to demonstrate that Facebook subcontracted Cognizant in order for them to express the bias he wanted for Facebook that allows for conservative targeting that he wants to happen on the platform but also keeps his hands clean.
James O 'Keefe has not demonstrated this at all, so it would be easy to accept literally every piece of evidence that he's presented and believe that this is a problem with Cognizant and not with Facebook.
That's one of the reasons why this is incredibly sloppy reporting.
It doesn't mean anything.
There's another huge problem with this story, and that is that at the end of 2019, it was pretty widely reported that Cognizant Technology Solutions was getting out of the content moderating business.
They laid off 6,000 employees and told their investors in a financial operations call, quote, within one subset of the content operations business, our work is largely focused on determining whether certain content violates client standards and can involve objectionable materials.
We've determined that this subset of our work is not in line with our strategic vision for the company.
In response to the news, Facebook's VP of Scaled Operations, Aaron Chandra, told BBC, quote, We respect Cognizant's decision to exit some of its content review services for social media platforms.
They had a $100 million per year deal to run these moderation facilities.
And that sounds like a ton, but you gotta understand, Cognizant is a huge and diverse company.
Their revenue last year was $16.8 billion.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ!
dan friesen
They're a giant company.
jordan holmes
Who the fuck are these people?
dan friesen
Right.
It was announced in the fall of 2019 that their content moderator work would be phased out over 2020, which seriously calls into question a lot of the content and arguments put forth in O 'Keefe's video and this interview.
It seems like it might be old.
I have no idea.
jordan holmes
That sounds like bullshit.
dan friesen
There's something up here, but I don't know what it is.
Something doesn't add up.
And far be it from me to...
To try and put my finger on it, but I throw this out the window.
Another important point is that there's a bunch of companies that Facebook subcontracts to do moderation work.
There's PRO Unlimited, Accenture, Majorel, Genpact, and that's not even a complete list.
They're a global company.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
You need more than one or two companies.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
If you need people to be doing this 24 hours a day, or else you'd have people posting beheading videos.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
It's gigantic.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, it's a 9 to 5 gig.
We'll get to the beheading videos the next day.
You know, that leaves him up for 14 hours, but that's no big deal, right?
dan friesen
Right, right.
This is just weak.
This is a weak...
jordan holmes
It's insane.
dan friesen
Even for Project Veritas, I found this disappointingly weak.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Also, what Alex is describing at the end of the clip there about biker gangs who get banned creating new names...
That's essentially exactly what Alex does.
jordan holmes
No, hey.
dan friesen
He constantly tells his audience to post links to news wars instead of info wars since those links make it past blocks more easily.
jordan holmes
Completely different.
dan friesen
No, exactly the same.
jordan holmes
Completely different companies.
dan friesen
His business strategy entirely at this point is basically just trying to give shit different names in order to get around bands.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's the whole job.
dan friesen
He is a biker gang that has been banned from town that changes their name.
Ridiculous.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, at least he's bad at rebranding.
News Wars is just going to be spelled with a Z next, and he'll be like, ha ha ha, it's way better.
dan friesen
So Alex is mad about masks.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Because it looks like Governor Abbott's going to mandate wearing masks in stores and stuff.
jordan holmes
Hey, you giant babies, put a fucking mask on next day.
dan friesen
Alex is not happy about this.
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
alex jones
And even friends and family go, Alex!
There's no waiver in California or Texas or other states that you don't have to wear a mask in a store.
And then I pull it up and I say California.
jordan holmes
Here we go.
unidentified
And they go like porcupines.
alex jones
Of course they can't make you wear this.
dan friesen
California.gov is not an actual website.
It's ca.gov.
That's the California website.
Leaving that aside, of course some people are not required to wear masks.
For instance, in California, people who are hearing impaired or who are communicating with someone who needs to read lips can take off their mask in a store to communicate.
People who are at restaurants and are able to sit at least six feet away from other parties aren't required to be masked while eating.
People who are doing outdoor recreational activity don't have to wear masks as long as they can stay distanced from others.
There are folks who have legitimate medical, mental health, or developmental disabilities that make it so they could not wear masks safely, and those people are exempt from the requirement, but honestly, if you have a medical issue that makes it so you can't wear a mask, it seems like you might not risk going into places that there are high concentrations of people during an active pandemic,
This is the angle that Alex is going with, though.
There are these exemptions, so let's pretend we all have those exemptions, and then we'll get around this thing, which is like...
Just fucking wear a mask.
jordan holmes
He's doing it like people used to give medical marijuana.
He's like, no, I gotta cough, so I'm gonna get a weed card, man.
Now I don't have to wear a mask.
dan friesen
There's a difference between the two, but it's a similar behavior.
It's a similar behavior.
There's a sort of, what's actually happening here difference.
jordan holmes
Well, there's that.
dan friesen
Oh, God.
It just...
This is another thing.
This just goes pretty much throughout these days.
Because he's decided to run this We Can't Breathe march, he's kind of really going hard on this mask exemption thing, and it's just kind of childish and sad, but it's also so serious.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's insane.
You're going to get people stupid by acting like a petulant, stupid child.
Or you're going to get people killed, yeah.
Fuck.
I just don't understand.
This is stupid on a level that is problematic for me because it suggests that, like, where's the fucking line?
You know, like, the government mandates you pay taxes, so you pay fucking taxes.
dan friesen
Well, not only that.
jordan holmes
They can wear a mask.
dan friesen
It's not hard.
Not only that, there is a ton of things that you get from paying those taxes that you probably take entirely for granted.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
And it's part of...
jordan holmes
Those fucking cops you love so goddamn much.
dan friesen
Well, for Alex, maybe that's it.
Or paved sidewalks.
Or, you know, any number of things.
I mean, Lake Michigan's pretty gross, but it would be worse.
jordan holmes
It would be real bad.
dan friesen
If we didn't pay taxes.
jordan holmes
It would be real bad.
dan friesen
Right.
I mean, there's a hundred...
jordan holmes
It'd be the Thames.
dan friesen
There's a hundred unexamined things that you just go about your life and you don't realize are taken care of by everyone deciding to chip in and pay for taxes.
And it's the same thing with this, too.
The government says you've got to wear masks when you go inside businesses.
There is a collective communal responsibility that you're taking care of there.
And that's another thing.
I didn't cut any clips of this because it was just so consistent and so...
But Alex is also being like, studies have shown that masks don't protect you.
And it's just like, well, yes, that's a straw man argument.
No one is arguing that wearing a mask will protect you necessarily.
But if everyone wore a mask...
jordan holmes
It's about stopping the spread.
unidentified
Exactly.
jordan holmes
Not curing anything.
dan friesen
Exactly.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I just...
It boggles my mind.
Like, I'm not saying...
Blanketly accept anything that the government says.
But like you were saying with Texas, you know, there's all those benefits that you can take for granted.
And in this case, it is not one you can take for granted.
It is one you can see directly in front of your face, which is that people are fucking dying.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know, like, wear a goddamn mask.
Everybody agree to wear a mask.
And when people stop dying so much, we'll be like, look at how great it was that we wore masks.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I think the comparison between taxes gets a little bit murkier, too, because so much of our tax money goes to things like war and the military, and there are a number of people who, like, there are ways to take a conscientious stance of non-payment of taxes.
That, you know, you take a risk of having to go to prison if you do that, but...
There are people who have that kind of principled stance, and I think that there isn't an analog for that in terms of this.
jordan holmes
No, there's no downside, other than maybe your face gets a little sweaty sometimes.
dan friesen
Maybe a little bit.
jordan holmes
That's about it.
Do you have a downside for it?
dan friesen
Not really.
I'm fine with it now.
It was a tough first day, probably, because I felt like a dick.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
I'm not a guy who accessorizes.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
My head's too big for hats.
I've never had an earring.
I don't like sunglasses.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Oh, I should get in sunglasses.
That would mitigate my cross-eye.
We'll re-explore this.
I've never put beads in my beard.
No, you've never put beads in your beard.
jordan holmes
You've never put beads in your beard.
dan friesen
I'm not a watch guy.
I'm not a jewelry guy.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
So, like, wearing a face mask was, like, it was a tough little bit of adjustment in terms of, like...
I'm choosing to do this, and I know people are looking at me as if I'm making a fashion choice.
And that kind of was tough, but it passed pretty quickly.
jordan holmes
Because the feeling is you're drawing attention to yourself by wearing this accessory, where in reality you would be drawing attention to yourself by not wearing it.
dan friesen
In theory, yeah.
I think that was probably a big part of what the feelings were based on.
But anyway, you can get over it.
That's what I would advise Alex to do.
jordan holmes
Get the fuck over it.
dan friesen
So he's mad at Governor Abbott.
And he actually has an interesting view of how governorships work.
jordan holmes
Alex?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Because Abbott has a very interesting view, but it's very wrong.
dan friesen
Alex has turned on him now.
jordan holmes
Okay, of course.
dan friesen
Even though he's the most out there, conservative, nonsense governor.
But he's, you know, he's taking the virus seriously too late.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And now Alex is pissed.
alex jones
The governor of California sets the precedent, and I told you other states would follow.
And then Governor Greg Abbott is now literally the mini-me of Governor Psycho Newsom.
He followed his orders.
So Texas is not just being colonized by Californian rejects now.
We are now under Governor Newsom.
Governor Gavin Newsom is the governor of Texas.
The governor resigned earlier yesterday and has appointed...
The California governor as our governor.
I mean, he might as well.
dan friesen
I know that Alex is trying to be kind of funny.
It's not funny, but it really is overly dramatic.
That's really the vibe that I get.
It's like a 13-year-old saying his life is over because his crush doesn't want to go to the dance.
jordan holmes
It's exactly like that.
dan friesen
This governor who does almost everything in line with what I like isn't doing what I like this time, and therefore California now rules us.
jordan holmes
Over!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
Kill myself in the streets because now Newsom is my governor.
dan friesen
So I think there's something interesting about this idea that California was going to put in this mask requirement and then Texas would follow and thus Governor Newsom is now the governor of California.
An underlying element of this is that Texas would be just following California's lead, but what if I were to tell you that California was not the first state to require masks in public?
California's order went into place on June 18th, but because I live in Illinois, I know that we've had that shit going since May 1st.
jordan holmes
Well, there was that.
dan friesen
And we aren't even the first state.
According to CNN, the first state to require masks in public settings was New Jersey, back on April 8th.
So, according to Alex's logic, Phil Murphy is currently the governor of New Jersey, Rhode Island, Pennsylvania, New York, New Mexico, Michigan, Massachusetts, Maryland, Maine, Kentucky, Illinois, Hawaii, D.C., Delaware, Connecticut, and California.
jordan holmes
Wow!
You know, I knew there was a power vacuum, but I didn't know you could really grab it, you know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, all of a sudden, you go from zero power to fucking...
unidentified
I went from being the governor of New Jersey to being the...
jordan holmes
Duke of the West.
dan friesen
Yeah, not a bad little kingdom.
Most of the economic centers of the country, certainly.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's got a lot of leverage, I suppose, at any negotiating table.
dan friesen
You got California, New York, you got Illinois.
Yeah, all right.
Cool.
Anyway, just a stupid idea of how they're like, oh, he's doing what California did.
But I recognize that he's saying that as an attempt at comedic hyperbole or something.
But he says it a lot.
He says it over and over and over again.
It's not funny the first time.
It's not interesting.
I don't know.
I mean, it's a failure and just sounds like a baby.
jordan holmes
Also, it's one of those things where it's like...
How long before...
It'll be next week whenever he's like, Governor Abbott is the best governor in this state because he did this.
And you're like, what the fuck is the point?
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
Nothing matters.
dan friesen
Like he does with Barr.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Attorney General Barr.
He goes back and forth on that guy.
jordan holmes
Hate him!
unidentified
Love him!
dan friesen
Hate him!
He's the real deal.
jordan holmes
I heard from the deep state that he's the number one guy.
dan friesen
So Alex gets into talking about some of these exemptions that are available for people with masks.
He's dumb.
alex jones
Persons who are hearing impaired are communicating with a person who is hearing impaired, or the ability to see the mouth is essential.
Just tell them you're deaf.
Persons for whom wearing a face covering would create a risk for the person related to the work as determined by local, state, federal, and regulations and work-safe guidelines.
Yeah, they just passed a law in California.
You're exempt if you're brown from wearing masks.
I'm not joking.
I'll show it to you.
dan friesen
So, pretty cool to hear Alex say that in order to get out of wearing a mask at a store, you should just lie about being deaf.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
What a revolutionary we have on our hands here.
jordan holmes
Yeah, man, that's the trick.
You know, when you're willing to die for your cause, slash pretend you have a disability, you know, that's what the, you know, the Boston Tea Party was not about that.
It was about adopting...
Tea-less?
I got nothing.
dan friesen
I do have to admit that I frequently lied about being a student to get cheaper movie tickets in my life.
jordan holmes
I mean, that's fair.
dan friesen
Right.
Slightly different?
Same behavior.
jordan holmes
Saving those two bucks.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
A little bit different than saving a life.
dan friesen
That last part is really interesting, the last part of his clip.
It's not entirely made up, but the story he's talking about wasn't California.
It was in Oregon.
This was a specific thing in Lincoln County in Oregon, population 49,000, which is 90% white and less than 1% black.
The reasoning behind what they did, where they made an exemption for people of color to not have to wear masks, the reasoning is explained by Trevor Logan, a professor at Ohio State.
Quote, wearing a mask seems like a reasonable response unless you just sort of take American society out of it.
When you can't do that, you're basically telling people to look dangerous given racial stereotypes that are out there.
After the raving media picked up on this story and started reporting on it, the Lincoln County Board was flooded with calls from people yelling at them about how this was racist against white people.
Quote, we passed this last week and didn't hear much, and then all of a sudden our call center blows up with people just yelling at whoever answers the phone, Lincoln County Commission and Spokesman Casey Miller said.
So they withdrew the exemption.
Whatever you think about the exemption, whether it was a completely stupid idea or it was well-intentioned but misguided, one thing we can be sure of is that Alex has no idea what he's talking about.
He said it was the state of California, when in reality it's a small county in Oregon who's already reversed the exemption.
As is so often the case, Alex is angrily misreporting about a story that is no longer even current.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's just wasting his time.
jordan holmes
You know, it's really frustrating how well the right can weaponize an old man house phone version of a DDoS attack.
You know?
Like, they just...
You just get all of these idiots to yell about this made-up...
There was a war on Christmas, or people are fake...
There's a tampon in my fucking...
dan friesen
The MIAC report.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
And then all of these fucking ding-dongs just call and yell, and that's enough?
That's just enough.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That's enough.
We've been walking the goddamn streets getting tear gas left and right, and it's enough just to call a bunch of dicks.
dan friesen
In this case, I mean, I don't know.
I don't know, actually.
I don't think I have any kind of real position to speak on whether or not that exemption is appropriate or not.
I would like to err on the side of hearing from the voice of people who would be affected by it.
So I don't really know.
If that would be an insulting kind of exemption to be put in, or if it would be something that people would be in favor of.
I'm not entirely sure.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I think they should just put a muzzle on their cops.
dan friesen
That would be interesting.
jordan holmes
That would be a better way to go about it.
Put a muzzle on them, put a nice little leash on them.
They can carry sleighs.
You know, do the whole thing.
dan friesen
So, we have one more clip here from the 23rd, and it's Alex as a guest who I've never heard on before, and I couldn't even be bothered to look into him, and I actually turned off the episode.
jordan holmes
Is that boring, huh?
dan friesen
Real boring, and also, after I heard this clip, I was just like, I'm not going to listen to Alex interview somebody who's inspired by Alex.
I'm not going to listen to him interview a fan of his who now has some sort of a website.
I don't care.
I can deal with Alex.
I don't need to listen to the The second-hand version of him.
jordan holmes
On the show today, we have a sycophant.
dan friesen
Yeah, exactly.
unidentified
Hooray!
dan friesen
Fuck that.
unidentified
Well, thanks for having me.
jay dyer
We can start with what you said when I watched you back in about 2004 or 2005.
I remember you very pointedly saying, folks, they're going to bring back human sacrifice.
unidentified
The UN, Agenda 21, Agenda 2030, it's Aztecs.
So I heard you say back then.
And I thought that was a little off, right?
I was already kind of conspiracy woke at the time, but I thought, surely not.
And you know what I did, Alex?
I went and I got at my library about 40, 50 of the elite books, and I went through them all.
I plowed through them.
jay dyer
And sure enough, you were right.
I actually tracked down examples of where global elitists like Arthur Kessler in Ghost of the Machine.
unidentified
He says, you know what?
Since everything is natural, Anything that occurs is natural.
It's all just natural process.
All of history includes human sacrifice, cannibalism, these kinds of things.
It's all just natural.
There's nothing right.
So here is one of the top Royal Society type elites literally saying everything that you said.
dan friesen
So this guy's name is Jay Dyer.
I don't know anything about him because I don't care.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he sucks.
dan friesen
Ghost in the Machine is a philosophical text, and this dude's analysis of it is basically proof only that he's not equipped to handle dense material.
The book itself is Arthur Kessler's attempt to explore the duality of the human, the difference in the mind and body being in the same unit.
How can a creature so advanced and capable of such intellect also be a creature that's prone to thoughtless violence and whims of nonsensical passion?
That's the central question that's being dealt with in this tract.
In the book, he has one section titled, quote, The Ritual of Sacrifice, wherein he discusses the history in human history of human sacrifice.
Here's how that section opens.
Quote, anthropologists have paid far too little attention to the earliest ubiquitous manifestations of the delusionary streak in the human psyche, the institution of human sacrifice, the ritual killing of children, virgins, kings, and heroes to placate and flatter the gods.
It's found at the dawn of civilization in every part of the world.
It persisted through the height of antique civilizations and pre-Columbian cultures and is sporadically still being practiced in the remote corners of the world.
The usual attitude is to dismiss this subject as a sinister curiosity belonging to the dark superstitions of the past, but this attitude begs the question of the universality of the phenomenon, ignores the clues that it provides to the delusional streak in man's mental structure and its relevance to the problems of the present.
In the context of the book Kessler uses the phenomenon as, quote, early symptoms of the split between reason and emotion-based beliefs, which produces the delusional streak running through history.
According to his belief, quote, the refusal to accept death either as a natural or as a final phenomenon populated the world with witches, ghosts, ancestral spirits, gods, demigods, angels, and devils.
The air became saturated with invisible presences, as in a mental home.
Most of them were malevolent and vengeful, or at least capricious, unpredictable, insatiable in their demands.
They had to be worshipped, cajoled, appropriated, or, if possible, coerced.
Hence the insane gesture of Abraham, the ubiquity of humanity.
The holy massacres which have continued ever since.
If anything, this book encourages the pursuit of a cure for what he calls this delusional streak.
Since left unchecked, Kessler believes that this could result in human self-extinction.
jordan holmes
And that cure is obviously sacrificing everyone.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Duh.
dan friesen
That was not the sense that I get.
jordan holmes
No, I'm pretty sure that's what he was advocating.
dan friesen
I don't believe that this guy has read this book.
And if he has, his assessment of it reveals he's not good at assessing information.
Probably explains why he's a big fan of Alex, though.
jordan holmes
You know, a lot of people really don't understand.
Reading is hard if you're doing it right.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
It takes time.
dan friesen
It's true.
jordan holmes
You should take notes.
dan friesen
Well, and, you know, to be an active reader, you've got to engage with the thought.
Just don't be like, oh, look at this.
He's saying human sacrifice was all over, and it happens in all cultures.
That must mean it's cool.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah, it does seem odd that...
jordan holmes
It's something that always makes me laugh about the whole, like, you're in an English class, you speak English.
And it's like, no, no, no.
Just because you can read words doesn't mean you can read.
Like, that's just the reality of it.
And that's why we have those English and literature classes.
And that's why the people who make fun of us for having those classes...
I say shit like this.
dan friesen
And you can, like, even hear just in the way he's presenting this stuff, it's like a bad Alex impression.
Like, his impression, his literal impression of Alex, not too shabby.
jordan holmes
Not terrible.
dan friesen
But the impression of, like, I went and I got 40 to 50 high-level globalist books.
jordan holmes
The elite books.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Get the fuck out.
dan friesen
Yeah, exactly.
It's just basically someone who's like, I see what Alex is doing.
I'm instinctually aping it.
jordan holmes
And if they're the fucking elite books, why are they in this dude's local goddamn life?
dan friesen
Everywhere.
Because Ghost of the Machine is a very widely available book.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because it's a widely available book for people, not just the elite.
dan friesen
They just want to throw it in your face, though, man.
unidentified
Why?
jordan holmes
Why would they put it in all the libraries?
Libraries have to buy the book and put it in there.
dan friesen
Lesser magic.
They have to tell you what they're doing.
jordan holmes
So are librarians all in on it?
When they're ordering books, like when you open a new branch of the library, are librarians like, oh, well, we obviously have to get the lesser magic books.
dan friesen
Yeah, probably.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
Well...
I stand corrected.
dan friesen
So, we get to the 24th, and there's not much going on here, because, again, Alex has a bunch of guests on this episode.
jordan holmes
Doesn't really want to do any work, huh?
dan friesen
I don't know what the deal is.
I think...
The sense that I get is, like, I think that this Jay Dyer guy maybe has a big audience.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I don't know who he is.
Maybe me saying this is like, you don't know who Jay Dyer is?
unidentified
I have no idea.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no.
dan friesen
I think Alex thinks that Gavin has a pretty broad appeal.
I think that he thinks that this Project Veritas is like a big scoop that's going to go places.
unidentified
Woof.
dan friesen
So I think, and, you know, some of the people that he has on this episode.
On the 24th, too, are people that I think he thinks is going to broaden his reach and maybe help promote his rally with the masks.
jordan holmes
It's real sad when you go clout chasing at the bottom of the barrel.
Holy shit.
When you have to dig down in there to go clout chasing.
dan friesen
We got Gavin McGinnis coming in here.
jordan holmes
A lot of people shooting for the stars.
And you're just going digging out the bottom of the fucking...
If we keep digging, you're going to get to China.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yep.
We got James Woods coming on.
Steal a little bit of his luster.
jordan holmes
Give me a Scott Baio and we're good to go.
dan friesen
The reason I couldn't come up with a good name and James Woods kept sticking out in my head is that James Woods is the right guy, but he wouldn't go on InfoWars.
unidentified
No, no, no.
Even he wouldn't.
dan friesen
So we start off and we got the narrative about the NASCAR is in effect.
alex jones
And so you look at this NASCAR driver, Bubba B.S. Wallace, saying that the rope to pull down the garage was a noose.
I guess a noose big enough for a cat's neck.
And he's this big hero.
dan friesen
I can't pretend that I know all the details of the Bubba Wallace situation, but I'm pretty comfortable with saying that Alex doesn't either.
He spends a lot of time on this episode going on about how Wallace is trying to get attention for himself and make a hoax hate crime.
I'm not particularly concerned with Alex's theories about this because he has the very basic facts of the story wrong.
Wallace didn't report the noose.
Someone who worked in his garage found it and reported it to NASCAR.
Wallace himself only found out about it after NASCAR's president, Steve Phelps, contacted him to inform him of what had been found.
Ultimately, an investigation determined that the noose had been there since at least 2019, but there was no way for the guy at the garage to have known that.
He was part of Wallace's team, and they had just been transferred to that garage.
The guy who found it checked out the other garages before reporting on it and found that no other garages have door pulls that are tied like a noose, which was part of what caused alarm.
When it was discovered that this wasn't an attack that targeted him, Wallace said, That's bullshit!
There are a lot of people with a lot of questions.
Yeah.
unidentified
Further investigation of those cases is needed for sure.
dan friesen
But even without that, it's easy to see how the world's circumstances make it so something like a noose being found in the NASCAR garage that happens to be used by a black driver.
That's not something you can.
really ignore, particularly if you're NASCAR.
Yeah.
unidentified
Like the way that the chain of information rolled with someone finding this, checking the other garages to see if like.
dan friesen
Am I making a big deal out of this?
jordan holmes
This might be a coincidence.
Maybe this is a NASCAR thing.
dan friesen
Finding no other nooses in any of the other garages, reporting it to NASCAR.
Once NASCAR hears about this, they cannot not act on it.
And then Bubba Wallace finds out about this after that from NASCAR.
The chain of events happened exactly how it could.
jordan holmes
But Alex is trying to turn it into Jesse Smollett.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
That's what he's trying to do.
dan friesen
Over and over and over and over again.
And so that's...
jordan holmes
What a prick.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
What a prick.
jordan holmes
Whoever put that noose in there is a prick, too.
Why are people putting nooses places?
dan friesen
Yeah, because NASCAR did release a picture of it that I saw today, and it's a noose.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a noose.
Let's know not noose.
dan friesen
Right.
It's not something that you're mistaking.
jordan holmes
Who's using a noose in there?
That's a terrible idea.
dan friesen
Yeah, I get it.
I mean, there's one version of the genesis of this that something fucked up.
Like, somebody who's really fucked up.
Or it could have been somebody who, like, I don't know, it's weird to have skulls and stuff everywhere.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it could be Halloween, honestly.
But it's still, take the noose down.
Just take a noose down.
dan friesen
Yeah, if you're moving out of the garage and you had that up for your affectation.
unidentified
Take your noose with you.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
It's the campfire rule.
Leave it better than when you got there.
dan friesen
That would have been probably the appropriate way for this to be handled.
Because you never know who's going to experience what you're leaving behind.
jordan holmes
Always take your noose with you.
dan friesen
Exactly.
Absolutely.
That would have been better.
So Alex now, he's doing his march on Sunday at the Capitol in Austin, but he wants this to be a nationwide movement, which, spoiler alert, it's not going to be.
Good luck.
alex jones
Let me hit the key point here.
This needs to happen everywhere.
Don't wait for orders from headquarters.
This Sunday, your Capitol, your city council, your county seat, you may be one person, you may be ten people.
But if you've got a real church, you should go have your open-air church service.
Even if you believe the COVID hoax, that's the safest place to be, out in the sunshine and preach the First Amendment, which is free speech and religion.
So that's why we're having this rally for free speech and open-air church service.
Everybody's welcome, whether you're Christian or not.
This Sunday at the Texas Capitol in the governor's mansion is approximately 300 yards away.
We're going to march up there and just say, shame on you, Abbott.
dan friesen
Shame on you.
I can't wait to see the...
Relative size of the protests.
jordan holmes
Oh, it's going to be huge.
It's going to be huge.
dan friesen
Compared to...
jordan holmes
Women's March levels.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All around the globe, even.
dan friesen
Going to have, like, 70 people in Austin.
Maybe.
Maybe more than that.
Maybe a couple hundred.
And then compare that to the, like, tens of thousands of the Black Lives Matter protests.
jordan holmes
Man, I can imagine the howl.
It would be deafening beyond all reason, but...
If I could, I'd have a little agency in the IRS that's just sending people around waiting for this kind of stuff with a little signature on losing your tax-exempt status.
Just waiting there.
The moment he's like, and that's why we should vote.
You'd be like, bye!
Pop out of the bushes.
dan friesen
That would be fascinating.
jordan holmes
Surprise!
No more tax-exempt status.
dan friesen
That's never going to happen under Trump.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
But that would be really interesting.
You doing this would be crossing the line between your church's now political action.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Just have somebody waiting in the bushes.
They're announcing when this is going to happen.
Have a nice little stamp made up that says, no more tax exempt status.
dan friesen
That would be wild.
jordan holmes
Oh, I'd love it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Well, don't think it's going to happen.
jordan holmes
Nobody expects the American Inquisition.
dan friesen
Alex is really desperate.
About this mask stuff in a way that I don't fully understand.
Like, I understand his version of it.
He's like, this is getting you to submit so tyranny can come in.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I don't agree with his assessment, but I get he's saying that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't think he even believes that.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
dan friesen
But there's an intensity behind it that leads to even sloppier work than normal.
alex jones
Here's an example of the stuff we've been posting.
I am exempt from all regulation, manating face masks uses in public.
Wearing a mask.
It poses a health risk to me.
Under the ADA and HIPAA, I am not required to disclose my medical conditions to anyone.
Department of Justice, ADA violation, information line 800-514-3001.
Organizations and businesses can be fined $75,000 for the first ADA violation and $150,000 for any subsequent violations.
Attention, government agents.
This is something a citizen made.
We've put it over at...
I can't breathe.
We can't breathe.
We can't breathe.
News.
And a bunch of other flyers.
But this is the law.
This is accurate.
This is the truth.
dan friesen
It's not.
When I first saw it on social media, I thought there was about an 80% chance that Alex would be tricked by the fake mask exemption cards that were going around.
And it looks like he has.
This should come as no surprise, seeing as he had Dr. Rima Labo and General Stubblebine.
jordan holmes
I was about to say, I was thinking about the Stubblebine, just going like, ooh, 40 bucks, send away your 40 bucks and get a card.
dan friesen
The laminated Don't Vaccinate Me card.
This is a grift that goes deep in the right-wing world.
jordan holmes
Never-ending.
dan friesen
So this card went viral online, but it's a meaningless piece of paper.
There's no backing of the Department of Justice or the ADA to carrying this card, and refusing someone to enter into your store who's carrying that card and not wearing a mask would result in no penalty whatsoever.
The card has a website on it, the FTBA, or the Freedom to Breathe Agency.
jordan holmes
Oh, goddammit.
dan friesen
This is not a real entity, and their website links to a shitty Wix page that's already been taken down.
That sounds right.
All that was there, like that website in its original form, it was just there to data harvest and solicit donations.
It's just yet another right-wing griff trying to take advantage of vulnerable people who are scared about the pandemic, but are also super weird and paranoid.
As it turns out, the Freedom to Breathe Agency is just an alias of another recently created group called the Anti-Mask Task Force.
I guess they thought that their new name sounded better and was more conducive to them pulling off this card hoax.
jordan holmes
I think it's that little tongue twister, Anti-Mask Task Force.
I guess that's not really a tongue twister.
That kind of has a ring to it, honestly.
I prefer that name.
dan friesen
So, on the 23rd, Alex had Gavin McGinnis on because he got kicked off YouTube.
Now we get another guest who's been kicked off things.
alex jones
We've got Carpe Donctum, who just got banned, Trump's favorite meme maker, because he dared criticize CNN.
He'll be joining us.
dan friesen
Carpe Donctum did not get kicked off Twitter for daring to criticize CNN.
jordan holmes
Pretty sure he did.
dan friesen
It was for repeated violations of copyright rules, the most recent of which might end up completely derailing his life.
jordan holmes
Hey!
dan friesen
So the Donct manipulated video of a couple of toddlers to create a parody that was supposed to look like a CNN report out of it.
The video itself shows a black and white toddler recognizing each other and running towards each other to embrace.
The version that the doc put out was made to appear that this was a CNN report and the chyron said, quote, terrified toddler runs away from racist baby.
And it suggests that the white baby is a Trump supporter.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
So the structure of the video is that it shows that.
It's like this is like CNN's, how they would report this story.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And then it goes to...
What the actual story is, and it shows the babies hugging.
jordan holmes
Because they're fake news, and yes, it's very clever, that meme.
dan friesen
And Carpe Donctum, well, even his argument is like, they're proving my point, because all they do is show the beginning of it.
They don't show the part where I say what the real story was.
They don't need to.
The part where you're lying about CNN and this shit is at the beginning.
Who cares about the second part?
jordan holmes
You just don't understand.
unidentified
It's not relevant.
jordan holmes
You're missing my point.
Well, that's fine.
Maybe I am missing your point, although I didn't.
dan friesen
From a very basic level, I can see how this could fall under the heading of being satire and protected by free speech, but even if that's his argument, the satire is really bad.
He's trying to suggest that CNN would cover this story as a case of a racist baby, but CNN did in fact cover the video when it came out, and they covered it as a heartwarming human interest story where these two babies are friends.
The impression that the doc was hoping to express with his supposed satire piece is directly contradicted by reality, so it fails to really be satire as much as it is just race-baiting and white victimhood propaganda.
That's all this is.
jordan holmes
I swear to you, if I could, I would start a consulting...
If anybody was interested, I would start a consulting firm purely for judges and the like on what satire is.
Like, I'll just be there, I'll just have complete written summaries of why something is or is not satire, and then we can deal with the First Amendment.
dan friesen
I would never want to do that because, like...
You know, bad satire is still protected.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
No, I'm not saying...
dan friesen
It's shitty satire.
That's why I don't want to be involved, because I would want consequences for shitty satire.
jordan holmes
If I have one specialty, it is knowing what is and is not satire.
Regardless of its quality.
I'm not measuring good or bad satire.
dan friesen
Maybe that's a good role for you.
jordan holmes
I think it'd be great.
dan friesen
I will recuse myself.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
dan friesen
Ultimately, whether or not this video is satire is probably the least of the doc's issues.
According to an article in Forbes, the parents of the children are suing Carpe Donctum, real name Logan Cook, for using altered footage of their children without permission to create a video that was a quote, advertisement and political propaganda.
One of the parents' lawyers said, quote, the fact that Twitter and Facebook disabled this fake video within 24 hours of President Trump and his campaign tweeting it, coupled with Twitter permanently banning Cook.
is very strong evidence that a jury will likely find that all of these people broke the law by using this video as advertisement and political propaganda.
It's tough to say which direction this is going to break, but even if the lawsuit isn't successful, it's important to remember that Carpe Donctum is a huge piece of shit, and the parents of the children that he used in a race-baiting propaganda video to support Trump don't want their kids being used like that, which makes a lot of sense.
It's shitty.
It's real shitty.
jordan holmes
My lawyer said Carpe Donctum can go fuck himself.
That was a really strong statement he put out, but nobody asked him.
So, it's unfortunate.
dan friesen
I mean, look, I don't know where this is going to go.
But I certainly hope that Carpe Donctum gets sued.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is one of those situations where you know for a fact that it's wrong.
And then you go into the legal system and you're like...
I don't fucking know how they're going to view it.
Who knows what the shit is going on with their heads, but it's wrong.
dan friesen
If it was your kids, how could you not be entitled to some sort of compensation for that?
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
Your fucking 26-month-old child is being used.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
For purposes that are abhorrent.
jordan holmes
Without your permission.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Or contact or anything like that.
dan friesen
And you would assume that CNN, when they covered the video, they got permission to use it.
unidentified
I would hope so.
dan friesen
Because that's how most of these outlets work.
jordan holmes
Generally speaking.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's called ethics.
dan friesen
I really hope that there's a hammer coming down on this donk.
jordan holmes
If they're the heroes that take down, like, let's start, let's get that turned into a movement.
You know?
Just start suing shitting people.
unidentified
Punishing the donk?
jordan holmes
Yeah!
dan friesen
So, Alex gets to Carpe Donctum a little bit down the road, but before he does, he has another interview, which is with a lady named Bonnie Kudlip, who apparently used to work on Abbott's, Governor Abbott's campaign, but now works overnight doing stocking at an HEB grocery store, but doesn't work there anymore because she refused to wear a mask and got fired.
I don't care.
This seems to me to be someone who's just there to talk shit about...
Governor Abbott.
jordan holmes
That does sound like what...
dan friesen
And promote the upcoming I Don't Want to Wear a Mask march.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
That's Governor Abbott's Larry Nichols.
dan friesen
So she's on, and they talk about this situation.
There's some weird stuff here.
alex jones
But Bonnie Kudlip, who I've met before at a Second Amendment rally...
I saw her when she was behind a desk there, and then I went out to, you know, during a break, she came in and was sitting down, telling her story about being fired from a major grocery store chain here in Texas, HEB, for being an overnight stalker, and saying, I don't want to wear a mask, I'm exempt from it, I have asthma.
And then she starts getting up, she has crutches under the desk.
She's like, oh yeah, I broke my foot pulling the pallets.
That's another reason they fired me.
And HEB's known for no workers' comp.
It's as close to slave labor as you can get.
Terrible company.
Terrible people.
People that own it.
Family knew them way back at Baylor.
Just horrible scum of the earth.
But that's a side issue.
Now you've worked inside there.
Recap the story and the parts that you didn't tell folks about your foot getting broken, dragging around this mask.
dan friesen
Dragging around the mask.
I have no idea what's true about this story about this woman being fired for not wearing a mask.
I have no idea.
If she is someone who has a legitimate condition that would exempt her from wearing a mask, then I assume that she should have a pretty decent wrongful termination claim.
but at this point, all I have to go on is that she's saying these things on Infowars, which doesn't really fill me with a lot of confidence.
What I find more interesting is how detached from any real semblance of principles Alex is here.
He wants to evoke sympathy for Kudlip, so he's talking about how HEB didn't pay her workman's comp, but if I'm not mistaken, based on his political positions, he shouldn't believe that employers should be required to pay that kind of compensation at all.
Workers enter into a contract of employment aware of risks involved, and forcing an employer to pay for any clumsiness or carelessness of his employees, that's an undue burden, and it's a breach of the freedom of association.
His professed libertarian ideas should make him believe that Bonnie had no right to the job if she wasn't doing it to the satisfaction of her employer.
She entered into the contract with the employer and she breached the terms of it by refusing to wear a mask.
Yep.
This is one of the reasons that libertarianism is pretty tough to defend in the real world.
Alex, standing by his principles that he pretends to have, would require him to side with HEB over Bonnie, even if she is very sympathetic and has a broken foot.
The very safety nets that we have to protect someone from being unjustly fired or to force a company to pay for on-the-job injuries, they only exist because of the work of people Alex would call demonic globalist communists.
Go fuck yourself, Alex.
You want to live in the world that your enemies create.
That's why you live in Austin.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Dumb asshole.
jordan holmes
No, it's like when my oldest brother was on unemployment when this started, and it's like, then shut the fuck up forever.
You never get to speak again.
dan friesen
You never get to complain about other people having access to social safety nets.
jordan holmes
Say to yourself, thank God I had this unemployment check to help me get through this time.
And then what happens?
Then you start thinking, well, other people, if they go through this time, should they deserve that same kind of thing?
And then all of a sudden, every conservative bullshit line you get is over.
But they can't do it.
Socialism for me, not for everybody else.
dan friesen
Yep.
Alex demands workman's comp.
unidentified
Yeah, fuck off!
dan friesen
And employment protection.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
And paid maternal leave.
Fuck off!
dan friesen
You don't believe in any of that stuff, Alex.
jordan holmes
No shit.
dan friesen
You're not supposed to.
jordan holmes
How dare you?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Alex is going socialist.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For me and my white friends and no one else.
dan friesen
So, I don't care about their interview.
Like I said, I can't find any news stories about her being fired or anything like that.
So, I don't have any...
Perspective on it outside of what's presented on Infowars.
And quite frankly, I don't care.
If that's all the information that I have, then I can't really work with it.
jordan holmes
I don't even trust that she's got an actual broken foot.
dan friesen
She's on Infowars.
I believe her.
jordan holmes
I don't believe anything.
dan friesen
All right.
So he gets to Carpe Doctum, and it's just like, if they can take me out, they can take anybody out.
unidentified
Well, I don't know about that.
jordan holmes
At the top of the list, it's top down.
dan friesen
I am Spartacus, kind of.
Yeah.
Whatever, Doug.
Sure, sure.
And this is just the only clip that I thought was pretty funny.
alex jones
Just last week, Carpe Donctum and I were playing phone tag about him going ahead and getting a site on Banned Out Video because of all the censorship.
And then, voila, big national news story breaking yesterday.
Carpe Donctum banned for the video we're about to play.
Now, for radio listeners, you've got to go to Banned Out Video to see it in the streams.
dan friesen
Carpe Donctum's had a fucking channel on Bandai Video for a long time.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
He's just in negotiations to get it.
dan friesen
He's had a channel, the Meme World channel, on there for a long time.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah, but I mean, it was there, but it's not, you know, it's not there.
dan friesen
No one cares.
jordan holmes
No, everybody cares.
Everybody cares real hard.
dan friesen
This is another one of those things where it just feels like Alex is trying to cash in on some sort of attention that these people have, like, a flicker.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's a little bit of a window where it's like, and even Carpe Donctum says something to the effect of, like, It's really nice to talk to you whenever there's chaos.
And it kind of feels like, yes, the only time that you are valuable to Alex is when you get banned from something.
And he can hopefully get a little bit of that attention.
jordan holmes
Does he say it like knowing what's going on?
unidentified
It's hard to tell.
jordan holmes
Or is he somewhat oblivious?
Like he's aware unconsciously of the pattern.
dan friesen
It's hard to tell.
It could be a knowing wink of like, you keep doing this.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Or it could be a thing where it's like, you know, hey...
Life's a whirlwind.
It's always nice to take time out of my day to talk to you.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Who knows?
It's really hard to tell, but I found it to be a little bit telling, whatever the intention of it was.
So he's going to get this Bandai video page that he already has.
That's great.
And Alex discusses this.
This is the last clip that I have, because he just interviews Larry Pinkney, the guy from the Black Panthers, again.
jordan holmes
Yeah, great.
dan friesen
And I don't care.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
It's just the two of them yelling about patriots.
unidentified
Kids!
dan friesen
Patriotism!
jordan holmes
Patriots!
unidentified
Ah!
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't care.
Wah!
And so, this is the last clip, and it's them talking about band.video, and Alex basically admits why he's censoring everybody on his own website.
jordan holmes
That's so stupid.
alex jones
Carpe Donctum.
Anybody who wants a channel out there that is a known quantity, obviously we put random people on, they'll get us sued, but we're going to have a forum on there where it's like third party, just like the Section 230.
dan friesen
So, he understands that if he opened up his platform the way that large corporations and large online platforms do, he would get sued.
And he knows that in order for that not to happen, he has to censor content by not even allowing most people to upload stuff onto there.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
And he gets it.
He understands.
For his own space.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He gets it.
jordan holmes
Yep.
Yep.
I am willfully lying about stuff.
That's so annoying.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's very annoying.
jordan holmes
You can't get away with it!
dan friesen
Yeah, you can.
jordan holmes
It's like James will keep shitty videos!
Like, demand better!
dan friesen
I think it's actually kind of a good sign, because I think it means that people just don't give a shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's probably true.
dan friesen
And maybe that's...
jordan holmes
This cesspool is ours and ours alone now, Dan.
dan friesen
Maybe that's a conditional bright spot.
We'll see.
Anyway, that brings us to the end of this.
I found these couple days tragic.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Really bad.
dan friesen
Just a fucking Sahara Desert of interest.
I don't care about any of these dicks.
jordan holmes
Oh, come on.
The Donctum has things to say.
dan friesen
I don't care about Carpe Donctum.
I don't care about Gavin McGinnis.
jordan holmes
I don't care about James O 'Keefe.
He started Vice.
dan friesen
I don't give a fuck.
jordan holmes
James O 'Keefe.
He's the lead live investigator.
dan friesen
I don't care about this Facebook guy, cognizant guy trying to run a grift.
jordan holmes
Hey, he's going to be testifying in front of Congress.
dan friesen
No, he's not.
I don't care about any of this stuff.
I don't give a shit.
jordan holmes
She broke her foot.
dan friesen
It just all seems very desperate and it feels attention grabby.
And you add that in with the We Can't Breathe website and March and all this stuff.
It just feels like this show...
It doesn't always feel like this, but this stretch of time particularly just really feels like impotent, weak trolling.
And it's just not interesting at all.
jordan holmes
It kind of feels like this was the first time that they really did get together in a writer's room and toss around ideas, and all of the ideas were like...
Oh, he's got a little heat on him.
Let's bring him on the show.
That's it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And also, how could we be more racist and offensive?
Let's just brainstorm ways.
dan friesen
And let's not check and see if We Can't Breathe is already the name of something.
jordan holmes
Don't bother.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
There's no way anyone else could have thought of this.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
We're Infowars.
We're the tip of the spear, guys.
dan friesen
Holy shit.
I pray for rain, metaphorically, to create some greenery.
jordan holmes
Are you joining that Austin prayer group before you go?
dan friesen
I will not be doing that.
jordan holmes
You won't be doing that?
dan friesen
I'll be staying home.
jordan holmes
That'd be funny if they were praying for rain.
dan friesen
We'll see what happens, but I'll be back on Monday for another episode.
But until then...
We have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
I gotta get knowledgefight.news so Alex can't get it.
Also, I should ask him for a channel on band.video.
If it's a free speech platform, we wouldn't do anything to get him sued.
jordan holmes
That's actually true.
dan friesen
Yeah, we should start making videos for band.video.
jordan holmes
I don't think that would go well.
I think that would break the no interfering with the observation.
dan friesen
Super conflicted about it, though, just as an experiment.
jordan holmes
I would like to have a channel.
dan friesen
Would he let us?
jordan holmes
Of course not.
dan friesen
Right, but he should.
jordan holmes
Of course he should.
dan friesen
I feel like this might be a point where I could break the non-intervention thing.
jordan holmes
Oh, do you think this is...
dan friesen
Well, because we could wage an entire campaign.
Like, let us on Band.TV.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
Coward!
Why won't you let us...
jordan holmes
I do think that's a good idea.
dan friesen
I do too, but I don't want to...
unidentified
But that's our same attention-seeking bullshit that we criticize him for.
jordan holmes
However, this would be fun.
And satirical.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
We both did the same point at each other with the word.
dan friesen
And the reason it would be satire is because we would have absolutely no intention of actually making videos on his site.
jordan holmes
Of course not!
dan friesen
I'm going to say we're not going to do this, but keep it on the back burner in case we get too bored.
Maybe we should have that as an outrageous Patreon goal.
jordan holmes
In case I'll break glass.
dan friesen
We'll see.
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight and I go to bed Jordan.
dan friesen
And I'm going to scoop up at Carpe Doctum, which is now available.
jordan holmes
Oh, really?
Go for it.
dan friesen
We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are on Facebook.
We're going to be on the show, review, iTunes.
And if you could, please find a local charity in your area.
Support a bail fund.
Support something along those lines for people doing God's work right now.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I'm the juiciest ice cube.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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