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Feb. 12, 2020 - Knowledge Fight
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#398: February 9-10, 2020

Today, Dan and Jordan continue tracking the modern day adventures of Alex Jones. In this installment, Alex gets really mad that one of his employees used 311 as intro music, dips his toe back into Seth Rich conspiracies, and confesses to multiple brutal murders.

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alex jones
21:19
d
dan friesen
01:11:50
j
jordan holmes
20:12
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m
mike adams
00:02
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robert barnes
00:35
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and George.
Knowledge fight.
Need money.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
alex jones
I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes
I love your room.
unidentified
KnowledgeFight.
KnowledgeFight.com I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about what's going on with that weirdo Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed we are, Dan.
We're the weirdos who talk about that weirdo Alex Jones.
dan friesen
Yeah, which one of us is weirder?
unidentified
Who knows?
jordan holmes
That is a good question.
I have a question for you, though.
dan friesen
Great.
Love questions.
Can't get enough of them.
jordan holmes
Have you received a valentine as an adult?
dan friesen
Probably, yeah.
You think so?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, when do you become an adult?
jordan holmes
Well, when was the last time you got a valentine?
dan friesen
I don't know.
It's been a while.
Probably a while.
In relationships in the past, there have been little valentines.
jordan holmes
Yeah, like a card?
dan friesen
I consider, when you say valentine, I really think of it has to be something that you're not seeing the person.
You know what I mean?
It has to be someone who you're not in a relationship with.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I feel like in school, that was always outside of the context of you being in a relationship.
It was just, you give the whole class.
jordan holmes
Yeah, everybody got a valentine.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Or at least hopefully.
dan friesen
And then you get into high school and it evolves to there are people you can buy roses from.
jordan holmes
Oh, I know.
That's so gross.
dan friesen
But then that's in a relationship.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Hopefully.
unidentified
It can go real bad.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
The dynamics of Valentine giving has always struck me as a little weird.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know if it's ever been something I've put too much stake into or interest.
But, I don't know, I got a nice card from a girlfriend ten years ago.
unidentified
Well, that's great!
jordan holmes
That's nice!
I haven't gotten an adult Valentine.
dan friesen
No?
jordan holmes
No, no, no, never.
I mean a card.
I've always thought of a Valentine as a card.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know, like, hey, you go out to dinner, that's not a Valentine.
dan friesen
Right.
You're really materialistic.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's what I'm about.
dan friesen
Yeah, you're all about the money and the things.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
jordan holmes
Every kiss begins with Hallmark, is what I say.
dan friesen
It seems like it's definitely something that is more less relevant.
I think you could say less relevant in adulthood.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I do not care.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
So this is a podcast where I don't know much about adult valentining, and also I know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
And I don't know anything about either.
dan friesen
Right.
Jordan, so today we are still in the present because this shit is getting wild.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Today we're going over February 9th and a little bit of the 10th, 2020.
I'm Dan, this is 2020.
God damn it!
And that's the Sunday show and a little bit of Monday.
Monday's not very interesting, but Sunday.
Thank you, Oliver.
alex jones
Thank you, Oliver.
dan friesen
Next, Charlie, spelled C-H-A-R-L-E-Y.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Charlie.
dan friesen
Thank you, Charlie.
Next, Matt.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Matt.
dan friesen
Thanks, Matt.
Next, Lindsay.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Lindsay.
dan friesen
Thank you, Lindsay.
Next, Blue.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Blue.
Don't do it.
dan friesen
Maybe an old school fan.
jordan holmes
Don't do it.
dan friesen
Maybe an old school fan of the movie Old School.
jordan holmes
Okay, I was assuming you were going to go towards dabba-deeing and dabba-dying.
dan friesen
No, I was going to go with you're my boy, Blue.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Next, Ben, thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Ben.
dan friesen
And finally, I'd say thank you to somebody who donated on an elevated level.
We appreciate that very much.
So Jared, spelled G-E-R-A-D, thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
All right, we got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimp so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare...
Infowar on you.
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Jared.
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much, Jared.
Or Gerard, as it may be.
Could be, absolutely.
dan friesen
If you're out there listening and you're thinking, hey, I enjoy this show, I'd like to support what these gents do, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button that says support the show.
We would appreciate it.
jordan holmes
It would be very helpful.
dan friesen
And thank you so much to everybody for supporting the show.
We haven't said this in a while, but we are a little less than two months behind.
Of course we are.
Like the lag time from donation to shout out.
So thank you to everybody for your patience.
There's just very little way we can figure out how to give people shoutouts without completely dragging the show to a complete halt.
So thank you so much for your patience.
jordan holmes
Thank you very, very much to everyone.
dan friesen
Also, I gotta give a thank you to a listener who reached out to me because they gave me a little bit of a correction.
Or at least pointed something out that I got wrong, and I need to make a little correction about our last episode.
So on our last episode, I responded to Mike Adams citing a stat from Neil Ferguson about the coronavirus outbreak, and I made an incorrect assumption.
Because there's someone named Neil Ferguson who's come on Alex's show a bit in the past and is from the UK who'd recently written an op-ed about the coronavirus, I assumed that that was the Neil Ferguson that Mike was referring to.
As this listener, ironically named Alex, pointed out, there is another Neil Ferguson, who is an actual public health expert from Imperial College London, and I apologize that I got that wrong.
So because I dismissed the claims that were made based on believing them to have come from a humanities professor, it's only right that I take a look at them now, given that they're supposedly coming from someone whose opinion is a little more valid on the subject.
A couple of important qualifications here are that Ferguson's number is an estimate, and in the interview where he expresses this estimate, he also says that they don't know enough to be sure.
Even if there are as many cases as he is estimating, he's also very specifically talking about people who come down with very mild forms of the virus, who may not even know they have it, and may not even be contagious.
In the interview, Ferguson doesn't get into the modeling too much or explain how his estimate was reached.
Also, notably, he's not freaked out about it, and it's almost a side thought in the conversation.
It's not even something that's nailed on too much, but it's the piece of the conversation that is taken and amplified all over the place.
Even if what Ferguson is estimating is accurate, which he's not even concretely saying, it doesn't justify the way Mike Adams was using that figure.
For instance, Mike took that 50,000 new infections number that Ferguson was estimating and he connected it with the 15% mortality rate from the Lancet study to say that China would be looking at 7,500 deaths a day.
The cases that were a part of Ferguson's estimate were largely very mild cases and not the ones that would lead to deaths, whereas the Lancet study was a breakdown of 41 patients who presented already having pneumonia.
Those are the severe cases, and it's an inappropriate use of these statistics.
In another article from February 10th in The Telegraph, Ferguson said, Our estimates, while subject to much uncertainty due to the limited data currently available, suggest that the impact of the unfolding epidemic may be comparable to the major influenza pandemics of the 20th century, which is to say swine flu.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That sort of thing.
jordan holmes
Not great.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's to say that it is a serious public health issue, but it's not an apocalyptic event, the way Mike Adams is trying to use Ferguson's estimates to suggest.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Anyway, I apologize for mixing up the Neil Ferguson's.
I made a little bit of a hasty assumption based on a familiar name popping up, and I'll be sure to be more careful about that in the future.
Point still remains.
Mike Adams is out of line.
jordan holmes
It's unfair.
One of those Neil Ferguson's needs to relinquish their British citizenship.
Otherwise, we will be confused forever.
dan friesen
Or just relinquish the name.
And I would say that it should be the Humanities Professor.
He's been on Infowars.
jordan holmes
Let's rename him.
dan friesen
Anyway, I just wanted to get that out of the way up top because, you know, bungled a little something.
Wonderful.
Anyway, and also thank you to listener Alex for pointing that out.
I really appreciate it.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
So, we start here on February 9th, and I should say that prior to this clip, the show started, and it started with 311.
The band, 311?
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
Today seems like a good day.
Oh, boy.
Why did it start with 311?
unidentified
Alex is a fan of it.
dan friesen
I like them.
jordan holmes
Alex is fake reggae nonsense?
dan friesen
Hold on.
Hold on.
You're making, much like I did on the last episode, you're making a hasty assumption.
jordan holmes
Wait, so the band 311 is in studio?
dan friesen
No.
They just play some 311 music, and Alex...
Is having a tough time with that.
alex jones
Well, well, well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Alex Jones, your host.
dan friesen
Just to clarify even further, the 311 plays, then there's silence, and then we get this Star Wars music.
alex jones
I'm going to start the show at the beginning of the next segment.
It's a new pastime, a new thing we do here.
Not starting the show.
I'm not ready to start the show.
And that's just the way it is.
I've got a little OCD over the years, and if the broadcast starts with music that sounds like we're sitting back drinking pina coladas and just woke up in the Garden of Eden before the serpent, well, it just makes me not feel like I'm in the middle of a total fight for the complete future of human civilization.
jordan holmes
311 does this.
alex jones
That's where we are right now.
dan friesen
Listen, I don't like 311 either.
I don't hate 311 as much as I might have when I was a little younger, but this is an overreaction.
jordan holmes
I do hate 311.
Specifically, you heard me.
I was singing along with Fascination Street before we started the show.
Not singing along with it.
I was just singing it.
And 311's cover of Love Song, I will never forgive them for.
dan friesen
Amber is not the color of your energy.
jordan holmes
Terrible.
Hate him.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Hate 311.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
The end.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I was trying to figure out a way to work Beautiful Disaster into a sentence.
jordan holmes
I don't even like that you know 311 songs.
dan friesen
I like to get high for a while back when I was younger.
Loved it!
I don't know if I ever...
jordan holmes
I think those timelines are off.
dan friesen
I don't think those timelines are accurate, though, because I think I might have liked 311 before I was old enough that I was smoking weed.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
I'm not sure.
Anyway, who cares?
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
This is a podcast where we get to the bottom of this.
dan friesen
311 throws Alex off to an extent where he has to restart the show over again, which is awesome.
Anyway, Alex gets into talking about his main story, of course, the coronavirus.
unidentified
Naturally.
dan friesen
He gets into it a little bit.
Humanity is over.
Thankfully.
That is not the main focus of a ton of this episode.
jordan holmes
That's good.
dan friesen
We will get other topics to discuss, which is great.
jordan holmes
I assume he's sold out of a lot of stuff then.
dan friesen
You know, you've got to kind of think that that might be true.
So it's nice to have some other topics to talk about, but of course, he has to keep that ball in the air.
He has to keep juggling it.
So he touches on it a little bit here.
alex jones
I'm obsessed with the coronavirus because it is man-made, and they're acting really sneaky about it.
And they're not just doing this martial law thing to create a precedent and get us scared.
They're like, oh, don't be scared, but we've got martial law in place.
And the UN is praising Xi Jinping for killing people in the streets at checkpoints.
dan friesen
So, a couple quick points on this last clip here.
One, Alex is obsessed with the virus because he's seeing a drastic increase in his sales.
He's already said that his immune gargles sold out, and if you go to MyPatriotSupplies website, they're saying they have a 12 times increased order volume.
Now, naturally, not all of those sales are coming through Alex, since they also sponsor pretty much all of the big right-wing alarmists, including Glenn Beck, but it's clear that Alex's share of the sales are rising.
Two, any government that decides to enact martial law probably doesn't care too much about there being a precedent.
That's kind of silly.
Also, this fails to take into account the quarantining cities already has a long precedent.
In 2014, the city of Yumen in China was put into lockdown after a man there died of the bubonic plague.
During the SARS outbreak in 2003, while they didn't quarantine a whole city, Canada quarantined over 30,000 people in Toronto, even though they only had 250 probable cases of the virus.
The experts don't believe that strict and enforced large-scale quarantines are the best way to deal with outbreaks, but also they really can't stop a country from doing them.
If there were some international ban on quarantining, Alex would claim that it was the globalist infringing on a country's sovereign right to lock down a city if they wanted to.
So it really is all just nonsense.
jordan holmes
God, can you imagine if governments listened to experts?
That would be hilarious.
unidentified
It would be wild.
jordan holmes
It would be an insane world we live in.
dan friesen
So there are international health regulations that countries have agreed to, but the issue is that they are not enforceable.
So the third thing, third point about that clip.
Is that there's no evidence I can find that the video involving the alleged woman who'd been shot at a checkpoint has been verified.
This is just something that Alex saw that someone had tweeted, and I have no idea if it's real or current.
I don't know what the truth is there, and neither does Alex.
He's assuming that it's real without any confirmation or journalistic due diligence.
And to the larger point...
People are not applauding China for instituting a quarantine and all these brutal crackdowns.
And actually, what they're doing is likely a part of a complicated balancing act.
Because those international health regulations are not enforceable, they're completely up to each country to abide by them willingly.
If a country doesn't cooperate in a crisis, that crisis is going to be impossible to deal with, and that affects the whole world.
So while there is growing evidence of a lack of transparency on China's part, potentially, and of course there are definite questions about whether or not the quarantining of millions of people is a great idea, the praise that people, like the head of the World Health Organization, are expressing are not about those issues.
We're in a public health emergency, just broadly speaking, and successful navigation of that emergency depends on China's cooperation.
Vox interviewed a couple experts about this, and I think that their perspective is helpful in understanding some of these public statements that people have been making.
For one, it's very important that China identified and sent out the genome of this virus in prompt fashion.
So that is something that is worthy of praise.
And, you know, you can hang your hat on that.
That's fine.
jordan holmes
Nah, Alex said they didn't.
dan friesen
Sure.
But the issue comes down to diplomacy.
Devi Sridhar, the chair of the Global Public Health University of Edinburgh, told Vox, quote, the World Health Organization has a difficult balancing act.
They have to somehow retain being the lead coordinator and director of international health work, and the trade-offs they are having to make are about the greater good.
Right now, the greater good is to create positive incentives for countries to collaborate with the World Health Organization, to share data, to let missions into China.
If that means publicly having to praise China, I understand it.
Lawrence Gostin, a global health law professor at Georgetown, said, quote, If the World Health Organization criticizes China publicly, it's possible they can be less transparent, less cooperative.
If I was in Tedros, the head of the World Health Organization, if I was in his shoes, I'm not entirely sure I would do anything differently.
This is a really complicated kind of thing, and the reality is that these international health regulations are great, and people agree to them after outbreaks are resolved.
And then they're pretty quickly ignored whenever a new one pops up.
jordan holmes
Isn't that surprising?
dan friesen
For instance, restricting entry of people from affected areas is counter to those regulations.
But every time there's a public health event, countries are quick to breach this norm.
Mark Eccleston Turner, a global health law professor at Keele University in England, told Vox, quote, The international health regulation operates on mutual trust, largely.
And it is a mutual trust.
That mutual trust has been eroded over a number of outbreaks where member states have ignored the recommendations from the World Health Organization.
I think it's possible that we have at times painted too rosy a picture of the coronavirus situation, but that's just because I'm responding to the claims that Alex makes, which are sensationalist trash.
When you're dealing with a guy who's saying garbage like, It's over for humanity.
mike adams
There will only be lone survivors.
dan friesen
And you pair that with embarrassing sales tactics, I have no qualms about saying that it's just trash and garbage.
That said, it's important to recognize that serious people do have some critiques about China's handling of the outbreak.
They just don't match up with what Alex is saying.
And so when you hear people like the heads of the World Health Organization saying, like, we applaud China and something, there is a dynamic of, there are things to applaud, and it's not wrong to point those things out.
And if you don't do that, you have a state that has the ability to stop cooperating, and you run the risk of making everything worse for the world.
All of these issues are best to be dealt with after the immediacy of the situation is handled.
jordan holmes
How do you get any strongman, powerful dictator on your side?
You flatter the shit out of them.
We see it with Stevie Peas and Alex all the time.
So the World Health Organization going to China and being like, you guys are doing great.
You guys have been kicking ass.
We love it.
Help us help you.
That whole thing is going to be far more effective than being like, here's what you're doing wrong.
Stop, stop, stop.
Change it to this.
dan friesen
And do I wish that wasn't the case?
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
But unfortunately, the people who understand the situation and the experts...
We're pretty clear on that.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Which, again, no government pays any attention to anybody who knows what's going on, i.e.
climate change.
dan friesen
But the optics of this are perfect because Alex can say that the World Health Organization and these leaders are applauding China and pretend that what they're applauding is all of the meme videos that he's seen and all of the harsh, the crackdown of the quarantine.
And that's just not fair.
Alex is playing with optics in a way that's, I mean, just deceitful.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Alex, he's really...
I don't know how to set this up other than to say he really hates 311.
alex jones
They have been trying to plunge the stock market using this information.
We're in an economic war.
They have not been successful, but they're going to try very, very hard this week.
So, we're going to be going over all of it coming up when we start.
The broadcast at the start of the next segment.
I mean, right now, you might as well just wind your watches.
Might as well check the weather.
Look at the thermometer.
I don't know.
Go to the refrigerator.
jordan holmes
What are we doing here?
alex jones
Get a glass of ice water.
jordan holmes
You're on air.
dan friesen
It's killing time.
jordan holmes
You're on air.
alex jones
Big, giant compendium of information ready to launch, ready to trigger.
And I've got it on the runway right there.
And that's why we're going to come back with something fitting for a moment like this.
Pryoxin 9. We're going to start the broadcast over.
And it's all going to be peachy king after that point.
And I'm going to knock it out of the park.
Thanks to all of you and all of your support.
I don't know.
You know, it's like you got Labrador Retrievers in your breed.
I mean, you have Labrador Retriever puppies.
But then they have puppies and it say poodles come out, you know.
That music was satanic.
Now, we'll be right back.
Stay with us.
unidentified
I'm going to clear my power.
Be ready.
dan friesen
Alex wasted like six minutes on air because of 311.
jordan holmes
You know what?
Now I will finally be able to answer.
When people are like, would you want to talk to Alex Jones?
I'd be like, yes, at a bar and only about 311.
dan friesen
Yeah, and I would bring Peanut along.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Nick Hexel.
jordan holmes
Man, he's really affected by 311.
dan friesen
Yeah, and it's tragic too because I would associate people who like 311 with being susceptible to Infowars propaganda.
I don't know if that's the case.
Maybe I'm making way too broad a generalization, but...
jordan holmes
I would say they're subject to Doug Benson's form of comedy more than anything else.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, Alex gets back from break, and he starts the real show.
And on the beginning of the real show, he's talking about some issues, and one of them, it turns out, is Rush Limbaugh, who has come down with some cancer and got a Medal of Freedom.
Great.
jordan holmes
Why is America the end?
dan friesen
Alex has some very weird feelings about this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think he's trying to express a certain amount of, like, you know, we feel bad for him.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
At the same time, he also seems to think, like, once he dies, I'm going to get his audience.
jordan holmes
Where's my Medal of Freedom?
No, no, no.
dan friesen
I'm going to get his radio stations when he dies.
alex jones
Open phones, second hour of the Sunday show.
Then.
I'm going to go home and see my children.
And then I'm going to come back tomorrow into the 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. broadcast.
The 3 11 a.m. against poor Rush Limbaugh with his lung cancer.
And I got to tell you, you know, Trump's on the phone before said stuff like, you know, you're going to be the next Rush Limbaugh, they say.
I'm like, well, actually, I'm more popular than Rush Limbaugh, but on terrestrial radio, you could say he's a lot bigger.
jordan holmes
You could.
alex jones
I really fancy myself as the next Rush Limbaugh.
Rush Limbaugh's become what I talk about, a patriot nationalist, anti-New World Order guy.
jordan holmes
That's not that far off.
alex jones
He wouldn't even say the CFR existed, but...
I gotta tell you, we will probably get a lot of stations when Rush Limbaugh makes the jump into hyperspace.
And I do not have a good feeling about that.
But Rush has pretty much said it looks like he's terminal.
He might be able to stall it a while.
We hope he has a miracle.
And I sure as hell don't like the omen of Rush Limbaugh dying right before the 2020 election because he definitely helped Trump get elected the big way.
dan friesen
So Alex is looking at this like a human.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
We're really sorry.
We hope he recovers.
When he dies, I'm going to get all of his shit.
I'm not saying I don't want him to recover.
dan friesen
Sucks that Rush is dying before the election because we could have used him.
jordan holmes
It would have helped.
dan friesen
I'm going to get his stations and that's great.
jordan holmes
Man, that's not how it works.
dan friesen
He's also not.
There's a lot of other people in line for that time slot.
There are a hundred other big...
Because the people who syndicate those time slots on all those stations are people who would never work with Alex.
jordan holmes
Ever.
dan friesen
So there are people like Mark Levin or Hugh Hewitt or Glenn Beck or Sean Hannity.
There's plenty of people within that time slot that would...
Rush Limbaugh goes away.
Hannity takes over his time slot.
Then it's just all over the place.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or whatever.
dan friesen
You know, whatever the case is, Alex is not next in line.
jordan holmes
There is no line that Alex is even in, let alone next in.
dan friesen
I don't think that there is a mass of radio stations that are like, fuck, we want to play Alex, but the time slot, he's against Rush.
jordan holmes
It's the time slot.
That's it.
That's the whole problem.
dan friesen
I think there's three stations in the country that might have that dilemma.
So, Alex is a real shithead.
I hate Rush in all this.
I'm not interested in celebrating him having cancer in any way.
I hate him, and I think that this is disgraceful.
jordan holmes
This is bad.
dan friesen
So, Alex has some other news about the coronavirus as it relates to the United States, and it's a load of shit.
alex jones
Let me just, in the time I left this segment, tell you what I'm going to get to today.
First up...
We have the quarantine center set up at U.S. military bases, DOD reports.
That's Miami Herald.
We broke this almost two weeks ago, and I said they were establishing these, and specifically where they were doing it, and of course we've got to call fake news, but we have that directly from White House sources.
dan friesen
In the interest of clearness, I've heard Alex saying that the government was specifically preparing for a gigantic quarantine near Seattle.
That's the specific I've heard him use in the past as far as I know.
The rest of the things I've heard from him have been vague and non-specific fears about camps and shit.
In terms of what he's put out on the show, it's been like the Seattle...
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So this Miami Herald article is just about the Department of Defense entering into an agreement at the request of the Department of Health and Human Services to provide quarantine space in case there are a need for additional beds for suspected coronavirus patients.
What this comes down to is the fact that the bases are equipped to handle this kind of thing, and they're located in places where they can be helpful.
The bases that agreed to assist are specifically ones that are near major airports.
So flights entering the United States from areas affected by the outbreak disembark, they have screening measures done to the passengers, and then suspected cases can be taken to the centers at the DOD bases.
The article is very clear that this is still a Department of Health and Human Services operation, just using space at these bases instead of creating new facilities that they don't need to create, with the Pentagon spokesman saying, quote, DOD personnel will not be in direct contact with the evacuees and will minimize contact with personnel supporting the evacuees.
So how it works is that the medical staff will attend to them, and if anyone tests positive for coronavirus, they'll then be relocated to a nearby hospital.
This is also a very limited arrangement.
The help agreement only lasts until February 22nd.
The likely reason for this arrangement being struck is because earlier this month, Trump signed an executive order that restricted travel from China, but it didn't completely shut it down.
According to the Charlotte Observer, starting February 2nd, flights from China to the United States were being directed to specific airports where the passengers could be best screened.
It makes sense that the Department of Health and Human Services would make use of the resources available to them, and if possible, borrow space from the DOD to house any possible suspected cases that might pop up.
Makes total sense.
jordan holmes
This is very frustrating to me that all of this sounds incredibly reasonable, and yet somehow Alex is attacking it.
dan friesen
Right.
Because it has the optics that he needs in order to create the fears that he's already built up over the years of FEMA camps.
jordan holmes
And the only thing you can assume is he would prefer large mass-scale panic and chaos to...
dan friesen
No, because he doesn't want actual rioting or looting.
He wants the controlled chaos that's enough.
You're scared enough to buy his product, but you're not scared enough to get out in the streets.
That's the sweet spot that he wants people at.
Also, it's not like these DOD centers would be gigantic prisons or something.
According to the very Miami Herald article that Alex is citing, each would be able to house a maximum of 20 patients.
It just seems like good precautions being taken, as far as I can tell.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's all reasonable.
dan friesen
There's no evidence.
Nothing in the article talks about how many people are even being taken to those places.
If anyone is, there's no...
And it's not like they would be the first places people are taken, because the DHHS already has places to take people.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
It's just in case there are tons more people who are coming in from China who are suspected of having the virus.
jordan holmes
Well, maybe they have to switch around and all the soldiers have to go to the Department of Human Health Services and all the patients and hospital staff have to go to the bases.
We have a nice little switcheroo.
Everybody learns about each other.
This is a 13 going on 30 scenario, Dan.
dan friesen
And again, to bring sharp focus to this, you know, like...
The idea that Alex and his narratives are designed to get you no matter what you do.
If they didn't do something like this as a precaution or have these plans in place.
jordan holmes
These people are asleep at the wheel.
They're letting us all die.
They don't give a shit about us.
dan friesen
Exactly.
Do you hear Trump said bullshit?
That was pretty great.
Old English.
jordan holmes
Anyways.
dan friesen
The Saxons.
jordan holmes
2,000 years ago.
dan friesen
I've never seen something so sexy politically.
What a weirdo.
jordan holmes
Oh, gross.
dan friesen
So we get off the coronavirus stuff, and that's great.
jordan holmes
Yes, that is great.
dan friesen
Because it's been a while since we've had anything really...
Juicy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But it's not good.
It's a nice breath of fresh air.
jordan holmes
Novelty is the best we can hope for.
dan friesen
It's from a dumpster.
It's fresh air, but it's also downwind from a dumpster.
jordan holmes
Well, this one's from a McDonald's instead of a Burger King.
That's nice.
dan friesen
Right.
So Chris Matthews, after the New Hampshire Democratic primary debate, made some comments about how if Bernie gets in, he might kill his rivals.
jordan holmes
This Chris Matthews lost his mind, too?
dan friesen
Yeah, it was a little bit unhinged.
Not unhinged.
I don't know.
It was irresponsible.
jordan holmes
Everybody thinks that I don't know what I'm talking about.
unidentified
That's just because I yell all the time, but Bernie's going to murder all of his parents.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Alex picks up on this, and he's like, great.
alex jones
This is quite interesting.
MSNBC's Chris Matthews suggests Bernie Sanders could assassinate political opponents of president.
Hillary has a bunch of people around her dead in incredibly suspicious circumstances.
Air Force coroners say that Ron Brown was shot through the head.
If you read that on the air, they say it's a conspiracy theory when it's a public fact.
They had a coroner in Arkansas called Femi Malik that would rule that people were found with their arms, legs, and heads cut off in plastic bags in a dump.
And they said the person committed suicide multiple times.
dan friesen
It's pretty fun that Alex is doubling down on Chris Matthews suggesting Bernie will kill political opponents based on nothing, and at the same time celebrating Trump firing people who testified against him in clear acts of retaliation for them testifying.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
dan friesen
I don't really care about Chris Matthews' dumbass, so I'm not even getting engaged with that.
But I wanted to talk...
jordan holmes
What do you mean you don't care about me?!
dan friesen
Calm down, Chris.
jordan holmes
Okay, sorry.
dan friesen
But I wanted to talk about these Hillary murders a little bit.
Before we get into any of this...
jordan holmes
That's my favorite Agatha Christie novel, by the way.
The Hillary murders?
dan friesen
Sure.
Poirot.
jordan holmes
Poirot.
dan friesen
Hercule Poirot.
The Belgian gets to the bottom of it.
He's not French.
jordan holmes
He's not French.
dan friesen
So, before we get into any of this, just off the top, this is all just a part of that dumb Clinton body bag shit that was started by the Waco conspiracy theorist named Linda Thompson back in the 90s as a way to attack Bill Clinton.
People have gone over this list of people who were quote-unquote close to the Clintons who died, and none of them really stand up to scrutiny at all.
Interestingly, though, Linda Thompson appeared as a guest on Bill Cooper's show The Hour of the Time 15 times.
jordan holmes
Nice!
There you go.
dan friesen
She was a very regular guest on The Hour of the Time.
unidentified
There we go.
jordan holmes
All right.
unidentified
Hey.
dan friesen
Might have to get into some of those.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I listened to one, and it was very boring, but there might be some other gems in there.
jordan holmes
We'll see.
If Hillary Clinton kills anybody else, I'm sure she'll be back on.
dan friesen
I think...
jordan holmes
Oh, it might be too late for Bill Cooper's show.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's not on the air anymore.
Why is that?
The first case that Alex brings up is Ron Brown.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Ron Brown was the first African-American to be chairman of the Democratic National Committee, and then when Clinton was elected, Brown became the first African-American to serve as Secretary of Commerce.
On April 3rd, 1996, he was one of 35 people who were tragically killed in a plane crash over Croatia.
And based on a small detail in the coroner's report, conspiracy theorists started spreading all this shit about his death.
An x-ray showed what appeared to be a small round wound, which folks decided must be a bullet hole.
This theory is super weak, considering that the x-ray suspiciously did not also include a bullet.
Any bone fragments or an exit wound, which makes it super unlikely that he was shot.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Why don't they make the bullets out of the black box?
You know what I'm saying?
Sure.
dan friesen
There's so much more that needs to be explained for this to be plausibly presented as a murder, and neither Alex nor any of the Clinton conspiracy crowd has ever provided anything close to an explanation for how they think this went down.
Like, let's say he was shot before...
They just dragged him on the plane and everyone got on the plane with a dead body?
jordan holmes
No way!
No!
dan friesen
This seems weird.
jordan holmes
Obviously, the way this goes down is a D.B. Cooper style fucking hijacking the CIA agent or NSA agent or whatever you want.
Breaks into the plane, sets it down, kills the pilot, says, we're all going down, then walks into the fuselage, shoots the guy, and then jumps out the side and parachutes out.
dan friesen
Why do you need to shoot him if you're going to have a plane crash that kills everybody?
jordan holmes
Because what if he survives?
And then he winds up eating everybody else and only gains their strength and comes back to bite you in the ass.
That makes perfect sense to me.
dan friesen
You have some interesting ideas.
But like I said, there's a lot more that needs to be fleshed out in this conspiracy theory.
People have failed to do that.
So this one I'm not going to count as a Clinton murder.
jordan holmes
I'm gonna have to say this is D.B. Cooper.
dan friesen
I think it's just a tragic event that happened.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
So as for Fami Malek, what Alex is referring to here is the case of Don Henry and Kevin Ives.
I have no idea what he's talking about with suicide and people in bags and all that stuff, but he's clearly talking about these two guys.
Henry and Ives, aged 16 and 17 respectively, were hit by the 425 AM train on August 23, 1987, as they lay on the tracks.
They'd been out hunting and had some weed in their system, which may have led to the coroner, Fami Malek, to conclude that they were passed out from the weed and got hit by a train, having fallen asleep on the tracks.
The families did not accept that determination, so they got a second opinion, and the information that came up made it seem very clear that these kids were murdered.
For instance, they found a stab wound in one of their backs, and the second coroner found that they had way less weed in them than Malik had suggested.
jordan holmes
Did she miss the stab wound?
dan friesen
He.
Oh, he.
jordan holmes
Sorry.
dan friesen
I assume that the explanation would be like, you just think it's a train wound or something like that.
jordan holmes
I could see that.
Yeah.
A train wound?
Well, maybe not.
dan friesen
You know what I'm saying.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I guess.
dan friesen
From here, all sorts of conspiracies started swirling around about how these kids must have accidentally seen something they shouldn't have, like a drug deal that would implicate then-governor of Arkansas, Bill Clinton.
None of this has ever been proven, but it's accepted as truth by the Clinton conspiracy crowd.
jordan holmes
I see that as a bit of a leap.
dan friesen
It is.
From where I'm sitting, I think it's entirely possible that Fami Malek was just super, super bad at his job.
He quit his position in 1991 under harsh criticism that he had a pattern of botching autopsies.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
There was the 1989 case of Olivia Ward, which he determined to be a murder, but further examination found to be inconclusive, with no evidence of murder at all.
It's not like he always bungled cases, but the case of Henry and Ives was definitely not an isolated incident in his tenure at the coroner's office.
And the other cases he made mistakes in don't seem to have any relation to the Clintons, nor does Henry and Ives' unless you are operating off guesses and theories that aren't substantiated.
So Alex has these two examples of Clinton murders that he throws out, pretending that they're solidly proven, but they're absolutely not.
This is all just dumb old right-wing conspiracy shit.
And more to the point, even if Hillary killed every person she's ever met in her life, that has nothing to do with Bernie, who, if you've forgotten, Hillary hates.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, but that's only because Bernie has also killed everyone he's ever met in his entire life, and the two of them are on a collision course.
dan friesen
They're on a murder contest.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
They're keeping a tally at home.
dan friesen
This election season is going to be ugly, even in ideal situations and circumstances.
The last thing we need is Chris Matthews saying dumb shit like Bernie might kill people.
jordan holmes
Bernie might kill me tomorrow!
dan friesen
I don't know!
jordan holmes
God, he's so stupid.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And the way that that sort of thing...
I don't know if it's a lack of awareness or a lack of caring or how that's going to be used by people like Alex.
I don't know.
People should just be more fucking careful.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I don't think the people on TV who have opinions know what they're talking about ever.
I think they might be just assholes.
dan friesen
Your argument is it looks stronger.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
By the day.
dan friesen
So I thought that this is just going to be a Chris Matthews talks about Bernie killing people and then Alex gets to go off on a Clinton conspiracy jag.
And I thought that was it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
I think he's going to kill Stephen Miller first!
dan friesen
I thought maybe just going to rehash some of these old Clint body bag things.
Alex is going to be like, man, I miss Larry Nichols.
Something.
I thought that was going to be it.
No.
It turns out Alex has decided, like, why not play with fire?
alex jones
Hundreds of people have been sued by DNC lawyers for just questioning Seth Rich's death.
Oh, no!
Governmental or political hit.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
alex jones
FBI lying about murder of Seth Rich.
Attorney claims.
One American News isn't scared.
They talk to the lawyer.
The lawyer says it goes all the way up to the top.
Hillary Clinton.
jordan holmes
It goes all the way up to the top.
alex jones
But you see, oh, you can say Bernie Sanders might kill people because a bunch of his staffers drool.
They're communists.
That's what communists do.
Wife and children and put them in a forced labor camp.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
But it's legitimate to say he might do that.
I mean, something true out of Chris Matthews' mouth, but can we say Hillary might have had Seth Rich killed?
I guess now.
Asking that question, that's all coming up.
dan friesen
Alex better be really fucking careful or else he's gonna fuck around and get himself sued.
jordan holmes
No!
Come on!
You wanna...
dan friesen
This is not the road you wanna go down, Alex.
jordan holmes
Look, if he...
Here's the thing.
He's making so much more money now.
He's like, I'm playing with the house, so I might as well go hard.
dan friesen
It seems...
jordan holmes
I'll pick Seth Rich.
Whatever.
dan friesen
Seems like he's on a sort of a...
A slander mania episode.
jordan holmes
Also, Hamdi Uhulakaya, I lied about my apology.
He's still an evil guy who's bringing in rapists and shit.
dan friesen
Alex has already said that.
jordan holmes
That's true.
He has already said that.
God damn it.
dan friesen
So this is a story that Alex is covering about, you know, like One American News Network is putting this out, so Alex is covering that.
It's about a couple of emails that turned up in a FOIA request for all the emails between Peter Strzok and Lisa Page.
There were a couple emails regarding Seth Rich, but it's pretty important to recognize the context of these interactions and these emails.
Seth Rich died on July 10th, 2016, and these emails are from August 10th, 2016.
They're not really about Seth Rich or any investigation of his death.
It's very clear from the first email in the chain that this was specifically about claims that Julian Assange had been making really vaguely in the media that Seth Rich was the source of the emails that WikiLeaks published.
This email, the initial one, is from the Public Affairs Office, or the Media Relations section of the FBI, asking some folks if the FBI had any involvement in this.
There are a lot of parts retracted for who knows what reason, but the exchange, as it appears, seems to be them saying that there is no FBI involvement.
The emails got caught up in this FOIA request because Strzok ended up forwarding the email to Paige, who was an FBI lawyer, looping her in on the situation in case there's any legal implications.
None of this seems very suspicious at all, unless you already believe that Hillary had Seth Rich killed, and you let your imagination run wild about the parts that are redacted.
I'm very much unimpressed with this development in the case of this evidence, and I think it demonstrates literally nothing.
But I am very, very worried for Alex's legal situation.
jordan holmes
What an idiot.
dan friesen
I just don't have faith in his ability to thread needles anymore.
If he gets to talking about this case, I'm almost certain he's going to end up slandering someone.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he can't stop himself.
He just can't.
Why isn't there somebody there to just throw shit at his head and be like, no, no, no, no, Seth Rich!
Like, if you hear Seth Rich, some kind of like...
Can should come out and hit him in the side of the head.
Good point.
dan friesen
Do you remember how bad and weak your shit was before?
Do you remember how a lot of your information was lies that Jerome Corsi was telling you and he sued you?
jordan holmes
And you guys don't like each other anymore.
dan friesen
You really need to be careful, Alex.
This is not a road you want to go down.
But it turns out Alex is basically a professor in, like, criminal justice.
jordan holmes
I don't think he is.
dan friesen
He starts telling you how you do an investigation.
alex jones
Let's talk about some important things this segment.
unidentified
We're going to bring on Columbo.
dan friesen
Oh, I also should point out that, like, this is after he does, like, a three-minute, like, I love the song Stranglehold.
He's just rocking out to Stranglehold.
jordan holmes
Okay, all right.
dan friesen
It's in juxtaposition with, like...
Fucking hate 311.
Ted Nugent, that's where it's at.
jordan holmes
You know, he's got strong takes.
He's got strong takes.
dan friesen
That's why he's like, we've got to get down to some serious issues because he's just been fucking around listening to Ted Nugent for three minutes.
alex jones
When someone who is in politics dies getting shot a couple times in the back, it's completely legitimate to speculate about why and how.
It happened, and who could be behind it, and who stands to gain?
The old Roman saying is, kibono, who benefits?
And in any investigation, the first thing you look at is, who would benefit from this?
And then who has the means?
jordan holmes
I always thought it was the motive.
alex jones
We already said who benefits.
And then who had the ability to carry it out?
dan friesen
The means.
He's just repeating himself.
Also, please, Alex.
Demonstrate Kibono about the Seth Rich.
Please demonstrate how Hillary gained from that.
jordan holmes
She won!
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
Please do.
dan friesen
I don't even think he can do that.
jordan holmes
No, absolutely not.
dan friesen
So Alex really is in trouble here.
He's going down the road of talking about the Seth Rich again.
I can't stress this enough.
If he keeps going down this road, it's going to be trouble, but not for the reasons he thinks.
alex jones
If you talk about Seth Rich, you get sued by the DNC-funded law firms.
There's over 100 lawsuits I know of.
dan friesen
name them.
unidentified
Thank you.
alex jones
They're scared.
They don't want you looking into it.
But, you know, the data via some of these suits that actually went the other way came out.
And it's come out in federal court that the download information on the HackDNC servers, because you can look on the files and see how it was downloaded, at the time it happened, was six times faster than any streaming service capability in the world.
dan friesen
So, quick point.
The people who are getting sued for spreading misinformation about Seth Rich are not getting sued by the DNC or Hillary Clinton.
They're getting sued by Seth Rich's parents, who have been very clear in the past that they're being re-traumatized by having their son's tragic death being used for political propaganda.
There aren't a hundred suits about this.
Alex is making that up to seem like the DNC and Hillary are desperate to do a cover-up, when in reality it's just a family fighting back against people who have caused them harm.
Which seems like a theme in Alex's career.
jordan holmes
It seems like he hurts people.
He hurts people a lot and kills dogs for some reason.
dan friesen
Also, that stuff that Alex is saying about the download speeds being too fast to be a hack didn't come out in court.
That stuff that past Infowars guest William Binney had claimed, which was used to give credibility to the narrative that Russian intelligence couldn't have been behind the hack, and in fact, it had to be an inside job.
Because the speeds were so quick, it had to be a USB.
That was used to get these files could not have been done by a download.
jordan holmes
No, there's no such thing as a fast internet connection.
dan friesen
So the first problem was that this claim that the speed at which the files were downloaded was 22.7 megabytes per second, exceeded available internet download speeds.
That isn't true.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that can't be.
No, that's not possibly true.
dan friesen
That was a speed that could be achieved by widely available internet connections all over the world.
jordan holmes
Fucking RCN can do that.
dan friesen
Just based on that little bit of information, this theory is shaky at best.
As it turns out, Benny wasn't working from any real analysis of his own.
He was just using information he'd received from a man named Adam Carter, who is allegedly a researcher and tech expert.
As it turns out, Adam Carter's real name was Tim Leonard, and he was less an expert as he was a 39-year-old troll from the United Kingdom with a bit of a track record of spreading misinformation on Reddit and 4chan, most of it having to do with how Russia didn't hack the DNC.
jordan holmes
That does seem pretty consistent.
dan friesen
He'd even created a second mysterious identity called Forensicator, which he used to prop up the findings of his other alias.
They worked in concert to prop each other up.
jordan holmes
Holy shit, CBS just picked that up for a full slate.
dan friesen
This shell game of fake identities was tracked down by info security researcher and expert Duncan Campbell, and this led to some interesting consequences.
Under his Adam Carter alias, Leonard operated a website called G-2 that sought to show that Guccifer 2.0 couldn't have been Russian intelligence.
Through this site, Leonard sent William Binney a file that claimed to show that the hack was an inside job.
I'll read to you here from Duncan Campbell's piece about his research that was published in Computer Weekly.
The untitled file included complex details explaining how to unlock information inside a tranche of files released by Goose for 2.0 in London.
Metadata in the files had been manipulated to prove that the documents could have been stolen only by a Democratic National Committee employee.
This file that was sent to Benny had manipulated metadata, which made it appear that the download was impossible, except locally.
Binnie did no analysis on the files himself, but instead took this information and took it as gospel.
The work into this file was attributed to Leonard's other alias, Forensicator, and from there was, I guess, just deemed credible by Binnie without further question.
Binnie began making the rounds on right-wing media, offering this smoking gun that it wasn't Russian hacking.
His claims were all over Breitbart, Hannity, and of course he showed up a bunch on Infowars.
His claims even made it all the way to Trump.
Who told then-CIA director Mike Pompeo to meet with Benny to get information that would prove that Russia didn't hack the DNC.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
But he knows that they did!
dan friesen
And Pompeo did meet with Benny.
jordan holmes
God damn it!
dan friesen
And that makes this very sad, especially considering the next development.
Duncan Campbell was able to get William Binney to visit Britain and analyze the actual data contained in the actual Guccifer files, and, quote, a month after visiting CIA headquarters, Binney came to Britain.
After reexamining the data in the Guccifer 2.0 files thoroughly with the author of this article, Binney changed his mind.
He said there was, quote, no evidence to prove where the download copy was done.
The Gooseford 2.0 files analyzed by Leonard's G2 space were, quote, manipulated, he said, and a, quote, fabrication.
Even William Binney has come out and admitted that the basis for his claims about download speeds and how it's impossible that the hack wasn't an in-house operation was bullshit and a fabrication.
There's nothing here other than a supposed expert getting tricked by a troll and in the process tricking the fucking president.
Alex is lying, saying that the information came out in court when in reality it was bullshit that he unquestioningly accepted from William Binney, who had unquestioningly accepted it from Leonard.
Alex is reopening his interest into Seth Rich, which is a really bad idea, and defending that decision based on lies about things his sources don't even still believe.
This is bad news.
jordan holmes
That must have been a real bummer for Binney whenever it got too far.
Because then he had to admit that it was bullshit.
Because if it didn't go all the way up to Pompeo talking to him, he wouldn't have retracted that.
He'd still be going on Infoward.
It's possible.
It's possible.
dan friesen
If Duncan Campbell had still gone through the process that he did of figuring all this stuff out and convinced William Binney to come do the work over with him, I imagine that Binney would have been like, yeah, you know what?
You're right.
jordan holmes
Could be.
dan friesen
Could be.
jordan holmes
I just halfway expect all of these people to take a fucking mask off and reveal that they're Jacob Wohl underneath.
Like, these people are all insane.
dan friesen
Well, that's another one of Alex's big narratives about Seth Rich is the guy investigating him got shot for investigating him.
And that was the guy, Burton, who works with Jacob Wohl on all these publicity stunts now.
And he didn't get shot because he was investigating Seth Rich.
He got shot with, like, a BB gun.
By a guy who he was collaborating on a Seth Rich investigation with because the investigation turned south.
jordan holmes
See, this is what I'm saying.
These people are all children.
dan friesen
Not Burton.
Berkman.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, all of this is bullshit.
It's...
It's outrageous.
If he keeps going down this road, it's going to be really bad.
But I'm excited to see if he does.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
dan friesen
Because it's dangerous.
jordan holmes
It is nice to see him get all that money and then rush as fast as he can to get sued to get it all taken away again.
dan friesen
It's very strange.
What an idiot.
So, another thing that might end up costing Alex a bit of money is he is now comfortably settled in to selling his immune gargle based on a...
Claim that it is good at preventing or helping with SARS.
alex jones
We have sold out of the 16-ounce immune gargle that has the nanosilver that's patented and documented and even admitted in documents we've shown to go after this whole Corona-SARS family of viruses.
Viruses and bacteria, period.
jordan holmes
Viruses are bacteria?
dan friesen
He said viruses and bacteria.
I struggled with that as well.
I was like, I had to listen to it a couple times.
jordan holmes
Did you?
dan friesen
Because I know that he says that, like, all cancer is viruses.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So, like, I know that he has some weird thoughts about science, but I think he said viruses and.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would have assumed viruses and if we weren't dealing with Alex Jones.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
In which case, viruses are a bacteria is just as reasonable a thing for him to say as anything else.
dan friesen
It's a possible thing he might believe.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
So, you got that, and it's like, okay, you...
It's clear we've seen this path over the last week or so.
The tentative dipping the toe into the pool of making these claims.
Now he's just totally comfortable with it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, why not?
dan friesen
Let it ride.
jordan holmes
No consequences for me!
dan friesen
So Jordan, this next clip is long.
And it's very confusing.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I wanted to cut clips of it.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But I can't.
I have to present it as a...
This is a full segment.
jordan holmes
Okay.
This is a five minute segment?
dan friesen
Maybe four-ish.
It's the first segment of the second hour.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It's where he's coming into the show.
And it's that segment that isn't carried on every station.
So sometimes it's a little bit strange.
This one is very strange.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I need you to take notes.
I need you to pay close attention because I don't know if I know what he's saying.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I've listened to it a couple times and I'm very confused by this.
It's very weird.
alex jones
When I hear about somebody dying, I mean, I have empathy.
I'm connected to them.
I know the universe works.
It's bad mojo to not care.
I already know that instinctively.
I don't need to go like, oh, it's bad luck if I don't care if somebody gets hurt who's innocent.
dan friesen
So at this point, I have to pause because this is after talking about Seth Rich.
So I thought maybe he was talking about Seth Rich, but he also talked about Rush Limbaugh and how he was going to die earlier.
jordan holmes
And I think he hopes 311 dies, so that's in the mix.
dan friesen
But he doesn't think they're innocent.
jordan holmes
No, that's true.
dan friesen
If you look at the context, it seems more likely it's about Seth Rich.
Or the feelings, at least.
But I'm not sure.
jordan holmes
See, I'm leaning towards Rush on this one.
dan friesen
Or it could be the people in China.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I mean, I guess that's...
I don't think he cares about people in China.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's fair.
alex jones
I already spiritually know that.
But if I was a sociopath, you'd think I'd know that, but they, like, don't.
Because they don't get the laws of nature.
And that's why evil always goes, wow, I can do this, and this happens.
But they don't think about the next couple of things that happen.
So being nice is the best way to build a good civilization and have good people around you that are doing well.
I mean, if people aren't doing well, I don't care what color they are or where they came from.
How does that make me better?
It doesn't.
But I then, because I have a spirit and I have a conscience and I care, I have...
Nerves.
I have feelings.
I'm not a psychopath, a sociopath.
unidentified
Yes, you are.
alex jones
I can't let people manipulate my feelings cold-bloodedly.
And that's where this comes in.
People that are good and strong have to do the right thing when it comes down to it.
Even though we don't...
Let me tell you something.
When I fry some enemy and defeat them, I don't even feel good.
I'm like, I can't believe I had to spend time on that person, man.
And I feel bad that they, like when I see how bad they are and how weak they are and how bad their family is, I'm not like, like a lot of people I know go around poor people.
They can be poor black people, poor white people, poor whatever.
And they like feel elitist.
Man, did you see those poor dumbass people?
Man, we're not like them.
And I'm like, really?
You feel good?
Because they're doing bad?
Worst job I ever had.
I was like, what's the highest job I can get was a carpet cleaner.
It was Stanley Steamer Carpet Cleaner like 30 years ago.
Right out of high school.
Longer than that now.
I'm getting old.
unidentified
I'm 46. When did you get out of high school?
alex jones
And I remember, like, I get paid $20-something an hour as the assistant to clean carpets.
And my other job is like $9 an hour.
Yeah, I'll take this right now.
Until I got to people's houses.
And I was like, again, they could be white, they could be black, they could be whatever.
Why do you keep bringing that up?
I was like, I've never seen anything like this.
jordan holmes
A dirty carpet?
alex jones
And to try to describe what I saw in the few months I worked there.
jordan holmes
Dirty carpets?
alex jones
Would take hours.
It was hellish.
jordan holmes
Or just dirty carpet?
alex jones
No, the Bible's true.
Humanity's fallen, man.
I've talked to paramedics and stuff they see.
You talk about PTSD.
I mean, I'm not taking away from military people and stuff, but when we take medics and people, that's the real heroes.
dan friesen
Carpet cleaners?
alex jones
And all they're doing is taking care of people that have actually got their arms and legs blown off, and nobody in the military will deny those are the real heroes.
But think about paramedics.
Or even police that have got to show up and see these chewed up bodies.
Or you drive by a wreck, you don't know the firefighters and police are there with dead kids and stuff.
Imagine being the first cop to pull up after a wreck and there's a three-year-old with blood spurting out begging for mommy and you're trying to save him and you can't and little baby dies.
It doesn't even matter.
You knew, well, that's not my fault.
I got there.
I tried to hold it around their neck.
I tried to put a little baby.
It's a psychic wound.
And then there's everybody else that just wants to go home and watch Netflix.
And, you know, here's some stuff from Jeff Bezos from Black Lives Matter.
Let's kill the cops.
And you're just like, it doesn't even fit.
And you've got these billionaires sitting up there, funding Bernie Sanders, by the way.
jordan holmes
Really?
Really?
alex jones
How much some dude making $100,000 sucks.
These are sick freaks, man.
They're sick freaks.
dan friesen
So that's what it's like to listen to this show a lot of the time.
That's bewildering.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I really do not know exactly what point he's making, although I will say, before we get to your analysis...
I do think I realize what he's trying to imply with the carpet cleaning.
I didn't understand it for a long time.
I think he's implying that he cleaned up satanic rituals or something like that.
I think it has to be because otherwise, yes, it's a dirty carpet.
You're going to see a dirty house of someone who can afford a carpet cleaning company.
Or maybe he's saying that he...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is not report them.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he's complicit.
Anyway, I have no idea what he's talking about.
jordan holmes
I think he just has PTSD from cleaning a lot of carpets.
I think that's basically what he's described.
Because here he's going through...
dan friesen
Right.
Give me the path you went on through that.
jordan holmes
Okay.
So he's got empathy.
He doesn't.
He's not a sociopath.
He is.
Being nice and being with good people is how you build a good society.
And he doesn't like it whenever he has to smoke fools.
dan friesen
Right.
That's terrible.
jordan holmes
When he fries an opponent.
He doesn't feel good because they're so weak.
dan friesen
I take no pleasure.
jordan holmes
And being weak reminds him of being a carpet cleaner.
dan friesen
Which is the same as being a paramedic or a first responder.
jordan holmes
And he said multiple times that he doesn't care what race you are, which means he's talking about black people.
Maybe.
And poor means carpets.
PTSD.
dan friesen
Dirty carpets.
jordan holmes
Which takes us to the cops and paramedics.
dan friesen
Seeing a baby at a car crash.
jordan holmes
Right.
And how that leaves a psychic wound and Black Lives Matter is killing babies.
Bezos.
I forgot about Bezos and the billionaires funding Bernie.
dan friesen
Right.
Bezos running Black Lives Matter.
jordan holmes
It's my new favorite Judy Blume novel.
dan friesen
See, this is the experience that I go through sometimes.
Like, sometimes I'm able to sit here and present you with clips that make sense.
Like, oh, here's what he's talking about, here's the bullshit.
Like, with the clip about, like, it's come out in court, these download speeds for the goose for heck.
Like, I could tell you what he's talking about.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
Oh, I forgot.
The Bible is true.
dan friesen
The Bible is true.
jordan holmes
I forgot about that part.
unidentified
Based on carpet cleaning.
jordan holmes
Based on carpet cleaning, the Bible is true.
dan friesen
Right.
That's what leads me to believe that he's talking about cleaning up like Satanic rituals.
Because the connection to the Bible being real is very strange.
jordan holmes
I refuse to accept there's a real connection to any of those sentences.
dan friesen
So whatever bewilderment you were feeling or the audience was feeling while listening to that rambling nonsense.
jordan holmes
I know I have PTSD from it.
dan friesen
Now...
Try and imagine my life.
Just sitting there like, what are you talking about?
jordan holmes
I will tell you what, it's a psychic wound, Dan.
dan friesen
And then imagine people who are listening to his show who believe him.
jordan holmes
Love it.
dan friesen
Hearing that and not being like, I'm worried about this guy.
jordan holmes
I can't believe how smart this guy is.
dan friesen
Yeah, he knows things.
So Alex goes to break and he comes back and he starts talking about a recent crime that was committed.
And he's...
Being really dumb.
alex jones
So we're not drama kings.
We're not drama queens.
But could you imagine when two years ago you saw Charlottesville where...
jordan holmes
Nope, stop.
alex jones
A crowd attacks a car, a guy drives, hits a woman, she has a heart attack, dies.
It's like Trump's a murderer.
The KKK's taking over.
Destroy America.
It's the most powerful thing ever seen.
It's all over.
Run for the hills.
jordan holmes
You're saying it's all over.
unidentified
Run for the hills.
jordan holmes
There are only lone survivors.
alex jones
All the attacks on Trump supporters.
That means America supporters.
People looking up against bullying.
People that believe in self-defense.
People that believe in life.
So many reasons.
The people that won't back down under intimidation.
The folks God's looking for.
I'll just tell you.
Trump's just a tester.
jordan holmes
Of what?
alex jones
Just real quick, Heather Heyer didn't have a heart attack.
dan friesen
That is a white nationalist meme talking point that spread to deflect blame from the guy who hit her with his car.
The fact that Alex consistently brings that up isn't necessarily proof that he's intentionally running interference for white supremacists, but it's definitely a telling marker as to the sources of information he deems credible.
He has to be getting it through that channel, and he's either winkingly and knowingly repeating it, or he just thinks that those people know what's up.
jordan holmes
I would say the latter.
dan friesen
So a 27-year-old man did run his car into a GOP voter registration tent set up on Saturday, and that's awful.
Even though these incidents may seem similar to Alex in that they both involve cars, when they're viewed together, they actually demonstrate clearly why the national conversation happened after the Unite the Right rally, and this one will not have the same effect.
The first obvious thing is that at the Unite the Right rally, Heather Heyer was killed.
Fatalities will always increase the severity of a situation.
Conversely, in the case of this guy in Florida, no injuries were even reported, which makes his actions stupid and wrong, but it's clearly not as huge a deal as if he'd murdered somebody.
Second, while it appears that the guy in Florida didn't like Trump supporters, Lieutenant Larry Gale of the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office said that, quote, we don't know if this is politically motivated.
jordan holmes
We're in Florida.
It could be anything.
dan friesen
You can make the assumption that it's politically motivated, and you're welcome to have that opinion, but the people investigating it don't know that yet, so it remains to be seen officially.
Conversely, at the Unite the Right rally, the political motives of the events that led to the car attack were pretty well understood.
And then finally, you have this very basic aspect.
Everyone knows that driving your car into people is wrong.
The left and right agree on that, or as they should.
So what was particularly unsettling for people about the Unite the Right rally was Trump's response to the fallout of it when he said that there were very fine people on both sides.
To be fair to Trump, he also said, quote, I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists because they should be condemned totally.
But you had many people in that group other than neo-Nazis and white nationalists, okay?
And the press has treated them absolutely unfairly.
So, I mean, we finally have a president who will recognize the inherent decency of people who are willing to march alongside open white supremacists and neo-Nazis.
So, I don't know if that quote actually makes things any better.
jordan holmes
Why won't people think of the guilty bystander?
Why won't they think of them, Dan?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Everybody's all talking about the bad people, but don't you want to shed a tear for the people who just wanted to oppress other people and not kill anybody?
dan friesen
And had no problem standing alongside open neo-Nazis.
jordan holmes
Yeah, come on!
dan friesen
But of course they were just popular gay theater students.
Of course.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So instead of reacting unequivocally after the rally, Trump tried to defend his side.
Instead of respecting that a woman had been killed and that goddamn neo-Nazis were marching alongside his supporters and recognizing that there was a real problem there, he decided to provide cover and defense for them, which most people found shocking and really disgusting.
jordan holmes
Which they shouldn't have found shocking, but is very disgusting.
dan friesen
Conversely, in the case of this guy in Florida, I'll read to you from the New York Post.
Quote, See?
jordan holmes
Look at how similar their rhetoric is to Trump's.
Of course you have to condemn them roundly.
On the left, I have to be ideologically consistent and say that their rhetoric is inflammatory and is absolutely going to get more people hurt.
dan friesen
There wasn't a defense of this guy's actions, no call to consider, well, hey, you know Trump's policies are pretty shitty and his supporters are defending a guy who's hurting a lot of people.
There wasn't an attempt to justify a clearly wrong act by deflecting, which is the right thing to do.
This guy's actions are not indicative of the Democratic Party, they are just his bad actions.
The actions of white supremacist terrorists would not be associated with Trump if he behaved differently in crucial situations, like the press conference after the Unite the Right rally.
Because we all agree that running your car into people is wrong, and in this case no one is trying to pretend that the conversation is about anything other than that, we all get to move forward after the agreement.
He's been arrested.
He will be treated as appropriate by the law.
There's no need to ask what the fuck is wrong with people trying to justify unjustifiable things.
And this is largely why this is just a bad thing that happened in Florida that even people like Alex will probably not remember in a week, as opposed to a deeply traumatic event, the ripples of which are still resonating to this day.
It's so fucking obvious, but Alex needs to ramp up the conservative victimhood juice.
That's so important to animating the rhetoric and the narratives that he puts forth on his show.
That's the fuel that runs this engine.
jordan holmes
What's disgusting to me about that is that it feels so often like when some kind of tragedy happens due to a white nationalist terror attack, the right is not at all interested in engaging with that.
They're just excited and hoping that there will be a whatabout either later or that they can point to.
They want a whatabout more than they want a resolution to anything.
dan friesen
Sure.
Yeah.
It's all just in service of we are the ones who are under attack.
jordan holmes
Exactly, yeah.
dan friesen
And so you see that here with Alex, like, really just lying.
alex jones
And you see the reports every couple hours, like, anti-Trumper beats head and boss, beats boss to death and head with hammer.
And you just see the reports pouring out.
And the media says, hey, they deserve it.
dan friesen
So there was a story in late January of a construction worker in Florida who was accused of murdering his boss, who loved Trump, but he didn't use a hammer.
He used a trowel.
Apparently, the two men got into a political argument, and then the dude killed his boss before draping an American flag on him.
The problem here is that Alex hears that this guy killed his Trump-loving boss after a political argument, and he just assumes that the murderer is a Democrat who hates Trump.
In reality, the alleged murderer is one of those anti-government types who believes that the government is out to get him.
Kind of a paranoid conspiracy theory type fella.
jordan holmes
I can't imagine those guys committing any acts of violence.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Alex is here saying that there's all these news stories about attacks on Trump supporters that are coming in every hour.
Yes, the best he can do is come up with a story from over two weeks ago that he doesn't really know any of the details of.
And it may not make the case he thinks he does.
And you can hear those long pauses because he can't come up with anything.
He's like, oh, they're coming in every hour.
If they're coming in every hour, you should probably have a couple examples.
jordan holmes
Right off the top of your head.
dan friesen
Two-week-old story that probably isn't what you think it is.
jordan holmes
Maybe even just give the one that came in last hour, the most recent of them.
dan friesen
Could do that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would be hard.
dan friesen
You prepare 10 hours a day.
jordan holmes
Yeah, so much preparation.
dan friesen
So you clearly have a handle on this stuff.
jordan holmes
What about the one that came in before you started the show while you were on air?
dan friesen
But then, you know, the issue is that all of these Trump supporters are getting attacked every hour.
You hear the news stories about it.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
And then villains and demons in the media, like Wolf Blitzer, justify it.
alex jones
It was like CNN.
I watched Wolf Blitzer a few years ago when Congressman Scalise had been shot.
They had a guest on saying, he's a hero.
He's not a bad guy.
He saw fascism and fought it.
Wolf Blitzer said, you're right.
Hoping more people...
Would come kill Trump-supporting members of Congress.
Hey, Wolf, if you're ever successful starting a civil war in America, buddy, it's open season on your little ass.
dan friesen
So on the Situation Room on June 14, 2017, while reporting on the shooting at the congressional baseball practice, Wolf Blitzer played a piece that was compiled by CNN's congressional correspondent, Phil Mattingly.
Approximately seven seconds of the piece was an acquaintance of the shooter saying, quote, I just want to let people know that he wasn't evil, that he was, I guess, tired of some of the politics that are going on.
Wolfe didn't say that it was good, and in fact, after Mattingly finished up his presentation of his piece, here's what Wolfe actually said.
unidentified
You know, it's interesting, Phil, because clearly he was evil.
And on March 22nd, as you point out, he posted this on Facebook.
Trump is a traitor.
Trump has destroyed our democracy.
It's time to destroy Trump and company.
And then he said Republicans are the Taliban of the USA.
When you say on a Facebook post it's time to destroy Trump and company, that's a threat against the president of the United States, and that's a crime.
dan friesen
Not only did Wolf not support the shooter's actions, he directly and clearly rejected the statement the acquaintance made saying that the shooter wasn't evil.
Kind of seems like Alex just makes up whatever he wants in order to satisfy the right wing's constant need to portray themselves as victims.
What a piece of shit.
jordan holmes
And it's also just so...
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if it's reality or not.
That's what they want to say.
That's why anytime somebody is trying to be like, oh, nobody will vote for Bernie because they'll call him a socialist.
It's like, dude, if Pete is in, they're going to call him a socialist.
It does not matter what reality is.
It matters what's politically expedient.
dan friesen
Right, and I mean, it's just, this is blatant shit.
It's really terrible.
I'm going to still blame this on the 311, though.
This is probably just the, Alex's head is hazy.
He got high by contact with...
jordan holmes
He got hotboxed with 311?
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Fucked him up.
unidentified
Yeah, that'll happen.
dan friesen
Terrible job.
So anyway, he's like, hey, Wolf Blitzer, open season on you when the war comes.
And Alex gets to rambling about fantasies about wanting to kill Wolf Blitzer.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Now, hold on one second.
Can I go back here?
He has empathy, and it would be crazy for somebody...
dan friesen
He doesn't like frying his enemies.
jordan holmes
He doesn't like it.
He doesn't like it.
He's not a sociopath or a psychopath.
dan friesen
I don't know if he actually likes the frying of the enemies, but he certainly likes talking about it.
jordan holmes
He sure does.
dan friesen
In the past, Jordan, we have said that Alex probably technically killed a guy.
I think we can now upgrade that.
alex jones
I don't want to ever see Wolf Blitzer hurt, because Wolf Blitzer's a human maggot.
I mean, like, you really want to start a fight with us?
He just can't help it.
Yeah, you do, don't you?
You're begging for it.
You're begging.
You're begging to get your gut stomped out hard.
And I don't know if you ever had your gut stomped out, but you don't live after that happens.
So you...
Not that I've ever stomped anybody's guts out.
Actually, I have a couple times.
It's not too nice.
It takes people a long time to die after you stomp their guts out.
But that's no threat to Wolf Blitzer.
dan friesen
So, Alex is a mass murderer.
jordan holmes
And he just committed murder on air!
He just admitted to murder.
There is no statute of limitations on murder.
We need to get to the fucking bottom of this.
dan friesen
Check the Dallas and Austin videos for any unsolved stomach stomping murders.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go cold case files on Alex Jones only.
dan friesen
I 100% don't believe Alex.
jordan holmes
Stomped.
dan friesen
Based on his words.
He is a spree murderer?
jordan holmes
A multiple murderer, yes.
unidentified
A multiple murderer.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
No technically probably anymore.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
Alex, you are a murderer.
jordan holmes
At the very least, murder too.
At the very least, murder too.
Maybe he wasn't premeditated.
Maybe he just got angry.
But man, I would give him 25 to life on this.
dan friesen
You know what's really fucked up about that clip is like in the past, whenever he's talked about like these probable technical murders that he's committed are always in the context of Hey, I didn't like to do it.
I was getting bullied.
It's almost self-defense in nature.
This is not.
He's sitting there relishing the slowness of their death.
This is a sick fuck right here.
jordan holmes
He really said he doesn't enjoy frying his enemies, but he does enjoy watching their guts spill out and die slowly.
dan friesen
Painfully.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
He's not a sociopath or a psychopath, Dan.
That would be crazy.
dan friesen
The thing that I really need to put a sharp focus on here is that, like, if he's telling the truth, this is the most fucked up thing ever.
But unfortunately, if he's lying, it's even more fucked up.
jordan holmes
This is insane!
Really fucked up to lie about murdering people?
dan friesen
Because then he wants to be presented and seen by his audience as someone who would have slowly and painfully murdered multiple people.
jordan holmes
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That seems okay or positive to him in some way.
unidentified
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
Which is really gross.
This man is just sick.
jordan holmes
Look, it's a stand your ground law even if the ground is below a human's body.
You still get to stand on that ground, I believe.
dan friesen
Fucking gross child.
jordan holmes
That is disgusting.
dan friesen
Child.
So anyway, he rambles a bit about CNN because, you know, Wolf Blitzer got to throw some shots at him.
And then, you know, he's not the only one who's going to get it.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Anderson Cooper.
jordan holmes
A lot of people are going to be tried.
Yeah.
alex jones
And if you forget about gods, they're not gods anymore.
But Anderson.
jordan holmes
Oh, Anderson.
alex jones
Just because you're the last Vanderbilt on the planet, your brother wanted the investments.
Because your brother wouldn't bend over.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
You're not gonna gang rape America.
jordan holmes
By yourself.
dan friesen
So after getting mad at Wolf Blitzer, Alex descends into a rant just generally about CNN being bad, and it's pretty boring and formulaic.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I decided to cut this clip, though, because it really illustrates how Alex is just making up the bullshit he says in his ramblings.
For one, in 1988, Anderson Cooper's brother, Carter, committed suicide by jumping out of a window.
This is absolutely tragic, and their mother believes that this was the result of a psychotic episode caused by bad drug interaction, but Alex is rewriting it, which is a fucking gross thing to do.
Yeah.
unidentified
Regardless, Anderson Cooper does not just have one sibling.
dan friesen
Sure, maybe his only brother from that marriage is married.
Yeah.
But their father, Wyatt Emery Cooper, is not where the Vanderbilt lineage comes from.
That's from his mother's side, and Gloria Vanderbilt already had two sons when she married Cooper, and they're both still alive.
Ipso facto, Anderson Cooper is not the last Vanderbilt.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And that's not even considering that Gloria Vanderbilt had a sister, Kathleen Vanderbilt, or the fact that Cornelius Vanderbilt was their great-great-grandfather, and he had 13 children.
The family is very diffused now, and there are a ton of living Vanderbilts, like guess who?
Timothy Oliphant, who is Anderson Cooper's third cousin once removed.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's right.
You probably didn't even know that Timothy Oliphant is a Vanderbilt.
jordan holmes
I didn't know that.
dan friesen
That's just because he's being sneaky with a different last name.
jordan holmes
That does sound right.
dan friesen
Like Anderson Cooper.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not going to hire Timothy Vanderbilt to be in my Western.
unidentified
I'll tell you that right now.
dan friesen
Timothy Oliphant, get him in there.
But what about James Vanderbilt?
The guy who wrote the movie Zodiac, The Amazing Spider-Man, and White House Down.
That dude also wrote The Meg, which is that movie about Jason Statham fighting a shark.
There are tons of other Vanderbilts who are still alive.
You just don't know about it because it doesn't mean anything anymore.
jordan holmes
The Meg is predictive programming, though.
Jason Statham will have to fight a shark eventually, yes.
dan friesen
Alex is making up that Anderson Cooper is the last Vanderbilt to make him seem like more of a villain and as an opportunity to mock him for his brother's death.
Because Alex is a profoundly bad person.
And also, it turns out he probably killed a lot of people.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's a sociopath and a psychopath.
dan friesen
Yeah, he is the worst.
jordan holmes
He is a fucking monster.
dan friesen
But this is my educational corner where I teach the world that Timothy Oliphant is related to the Vanderbilt family.
unidentified
That is fun!
jordan holmes
That is a nice little fun fact.
dan friesen
So Alex goes out to break and he comes back and he wants to touch on the Roger Stone news.
jordan holmes
Oh, I imagined he would.
alex jones
But I'm just going to stop now and go to your calls until the very end.
And I've got to hit this Roger Stone thing.
Or maybe I should just do it at the start of the weekday show tomorrow at 11 a.m.
It's all over the news that, well, Roger has to go to prison for a long time because he violated the gag order talking to Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Really?
unidentified
Really?
alex jones
The gag order was about the trial.
jordan holmes
You're that much of a narcissist?
alex jones
Roger said in news articles that...
That he wanted a pardon from Trump if he was convicted.
That's his right.
And it's un-American what this judge is doing.
It's insane.
dan friesen
Roger isn't going to prison because he violated the gag order to talk to Alex.
This is one of the more pathetic straw man attempts I've seen from Alex lately.
It seems like he doesn't have a good angle on this.
Because he's guilty.
unidentified
That's a problem.
dan friesen
That is a problem.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's an issue.
dan friesen
News broke that prosecutors are saying that Roger should do between seven to nine years in prison, which means he'll be in like three, maybe.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Probably won't even.
I have no faith in the system anymore.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
He's not going to prison, I'm sure.
jordan holmes
Trump's going to pardon him.
dan friesen
Interestingly...
jordan holmes
There are no consequences for his actions anymore.
dan friesen
This episode that we're listening to is from Sunday the 9th of February.
Outlets didn't report the prosecutor's request for sentencing until Monday afternoon, which is the 10th.
This heavily implies to me that Alex is getting this news from Roger himself or one of his associates.
And the spin is to say that he's being sent to prison for defending himself or some shit.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
This is pretty sad, but I'm not going to get too invested in it because, like I said, I have little faith that he's going to see the inside of a prison cell.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
For now, this is just more of that classic conservative victimhood narrative building.
It's just very, very regular.
jordan holmes
It is so annoying that the people who fucking run everything now complain about being the victim.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
That's so annoying.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And it's all because of the gag order, man.
But Alex has a defense for that, which isn't good, because it's a defense that he denies whenever he has to go to court.
alex jones
And they want me arrested, they've said, for violating the gag order.
I've talked to five lawyers about it.
Plus, I know common sense.
I'm a journalist.
He only has her little district.
I'm covering what she's doing.
Everybody else is.
But she says, I can't talk about it.
dan friesen
Alex is conveniently not a journalist whenever he's in a deposition setting.
jordan holmes
It is strange how that happens.
It is strange how that happens.
Well, he feels like he's a journalist on air.
So it's a character.
dan friesen
Well, he's a journalist reporting that he stomped the guts out of multiple people he's murdered.
jordan holmes
I don't think Chuck Todd would keep his job if he was just on air just being like, oh man.
dan friesen
I love murder.
jordan holmes
I just murder people all the time.
I don't like murdering people, but when you do murder somebody, it feels good to watch them die slowly.
dan friesen
So there's a hastily put together commercial that Alex plays multiple times during this show.
And I think it's kind of interesting.
So I want to play a tiny piece of it.
alex jones
We've now confirmed from major food suppliers across the United States that they've already run out of supplies of storeable foods because of institutional and governmental buyers.
That's right.
The rich, the powerful, the elite, big corporations are now buying up food stores at alarming rates.
dan friesen
So I've been meaning to get into this for a while, but I keep forgetting.
So now's a good time.
The main driver of the sales pitch that Alex is going with here regarding the survival food from My Patriot Supply is that bulk buyers are coming in and buying up all the survival food on the market, so you need to act now to get your food so your family doesn't starve.
jordan holmes
Otherwise, it's going to be an armored redoubt.
dan friesen
It's a pretty exploitative and gross marketing scheme, but what if I were to tell you, Jordan, that I've seen this exact same marketing campaign before?
jordan holmes
Do you mean everywhere simultaneously right now?
dan friesen
A while back, we talked about those commercials that Alex used to run for The Weird Device, which I think was a solar-powered thing.
It was a cryptic commercial that warned of an impending collapse where you'd need this weird device, and the pitch man was a guy named Frank Bates.
And there's this guy who's like, hey, I'm a right-wing, I'm just like you, I'm middle America.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
I'm on the grift.
dan friesen
Right.
As we discussed when we went over this, Frank Bates is a fake character designed to appeal to paranoid conservative radio listeners.
He was the creation of an affiliate marketing scam artist named Alan Baller, who ran a company called Reboot Marketing.
Under the umbrella of Reboot Marketing, Baller had a ton of little smaller grifts, and one of them was Food for Patriots.
In 2013, Food for Patriots was selling survival food by warning their customers that FEMA was trying to buy up all the food, trying to secure 420 million meals to feed people in their FEMA camps.
FEMA was buying up all the other available food, but you could still get food from Food for Patriots, because unlike other companies, they weren't sellouts to the man.
This dude, Alan Baller, made a shit ton of money playing on the fears of scared conservative audiences of people who'd been trained to think that any day Obama was going to put them in a FEMA camp, in part thanks to the fake persona of Frank Bates, who was a guy just like them who had a hot tip.
Alex is doing the same thing now, and based on the fact that Alex used to air weird device commercials, I wouldn't be surprised if he also advertised Food for Patriots.
Except I'm certain that he didn't.
Because Food for Patriots wasn't a real company.
It was just Alan Baylor reselling food from My Patriot Supply at a markup.
jordan holmes
All right.
All right.
dan friesen
This scam is evergreen.
jordan holmes
It's a good scam.
dan friesen
Because Alex's show, and basically the entirety of right-wing media, is predicated on amplifying manufactured fear to distract from the very real problems that they're making worse, there will always be some sort of an issue to make profitable.
Sometimes it's a black president you're sure is going to lock you in a FEMA camp.
Sometimes it's a public health crisis.
But no matter the exact character of the thing you're supposed to be afraid of, if you listen to Alex, rest assured that it will be used to sell you bullshit.
And my patriot supply is going to be there, happily taking a cut.
Alan Baylor was laughing.
And you have to be a complete idiot to think that Alex isn't on some level laughing at the people who think he's sincere too.
unidentified
Yep.
Yep.
jordan holmes
Why is it so easy to get these people to believe grifters and impossible to get them to believe grifters are grifters?
dan friesen
Well, because I think a lot of it is really targeted at soft spots in people's psyches.
Fear is something that really overrides a lot of your rational thinking.
I think something that you viscerally and emotionally are taught isn't something...
That's very easy to rationally unteach.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
I think that those are such different processes that you want it to be.
You wish that it could be that, but it's just, unfortunately, the world doesn't work that way.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and even worse is that if you can't counteract an emotion like fear...
With rational thought, you think, well, maybe you try and use a different emotion to counteract it, and then you have no fucking clue how that's going to go down.
Nobody knows what happens whenever you start amping people up in all directions.
dan friesen
And I think that there's also a secondary problem that comes in that these people like Alex have a built-in way around...
One of the teachable moments that could happen is like, yes, you emotionally...
Are tricked into buying all their shit because of this crisis.
And then when the crisis doesn't happen, you would look back and be like, hey, wait a second.
You guys fucked with me.
jordan holmes
Uh-uh, because you bought this food.
dan friesen
You averted the crisis.
Maybe it's not that direct, but the game is, well, we, look, yes, we narrowly escaped whatever this crisis was.
And that way you guarantee that you'll have the ability to run this scam the next time.
Like, yes, last time we almost, You almost needed that food last time.
This time, don't fuck it up!
So it's all just super exploitative marketing, and that's sad.
That makes me very sad.
jordan holmes
It is sad.
dan friesen
And it's so clear how, like, Alex...
When he's off air, he's got to be laughing at people.
jordan holmes
And also, let me go back to my notes on his weird ramble.
He does not like it when people manipulate his feelings.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
So it is totally fine for him, though, to manipulate other people's feelings.
dan friesen
Well, that's the best way to make sure no one's manipulating yours.
jordan holmes
And only sociopaths and psychopaths would enjoy manipulating other people's feelings.
Right.
There we go.
dan friesen
So Alex goes to calls in this second hour of Sunday's show, and one of his callers has a theory about the Wuhan quarantine that is...
jordan holmes
Bernie's gonna kill China!
dan friesen
No, it's dumber.
alex jones
Let's talk to Luke in Illinois.
Thanks for calling, Luke.
unidentified
How you doing, Alex?
Listen, I just wanted to...
To say, what if this whole coronavirus in China is just a ruse, just to mask massive amounts of people movements?
So they get all these people inside these buildings, then they go into the deep tunnel systems and move all these large, huge quantities of people wherever it is that they want, preparing for a possible ground invasion, per se.
I mean, what's to stop them from doing that?
alex jones
Sir, you know, mainstream media tells us don't speculate.
In a world of constant lies and disinfo and the whole history of governments staging lies and huge hoaxes, you'd be crazy not to say that anything's possible.
dan friesen
This caller is a real dum-dum.
Although I do agree with Alex that everyone has a right to speculate about things.
Totally.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
I wouldn't say that this guy can't sit around and think about how maybe this whole coronavirus situation is just to get millions of people into a big building so they can go through some underground tunnels so they can gain the element of surprise in a ground invasion of somewhere.
I think that's exactly the sort of thing that's appropriate for a conversation that involves a couple of dumb college students and a blunt.
It's just not a serious theory.
Everyone has the right to speculate, but that doesn't mean that all speculation should be respected and taken as equal.
Some speculation is really stupid, and just because Alex wants to pretend that there's moral virtue in his practice of not doing any work, that doesn't mean he needs to validate shit like that.
A couple points.
If this were the plan, I'm not sure where they would be ground invading.
Wuhan is pretty inland in China, so those would have to be...
Really fucking long underground tunnels.
jordan holmes
They'd be big tunnels.
dan friesen
Which I have to assume someone would have seen being constructed.
jordan holmes
We got the tunnel, man.
We can make a tunnel anywhere.
dan friesen
The closest border to Wuhan is the East China Sea, so I assume that's not where they're going to invade.
jordan holmes
Probably not.
dan friesen
After that, the closest country is Vietnam, but I don't think invading there makes a whole lot of sense.
jordan holmes
It's time to solve the issue once and for all, Dan.
We're going to kill thousands of people, build a tunnel to Vietnam, and take the Viet Cong!
dan friesen
I think that would be a really strange move.
jordan holmes
Well, first they have to kick out the spider leadership.
As we all know, that's a huge issue there.
dan friesen
Sure.
I mean, if they wanted to go...
I'm sure that this guy's thinking North Korea or Russia, but there's other cities they could have done this in if they wanted to do that.
Much closer.
Much less tunnel necessary.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but that would set people off.
It's too convenient for a tunnel, Dan.
If you put it in Wuhan, you know nobody's going to be looking for your tunnels.
dan friesen
Very dumb theory.
Point is, Alex's own shit is so weak that he can't afford to even push back against the stupidest things his callers say for fear of accidentally training them to think critically.
If he helps them recognize why their own idea is bad, it's only a matter of time before they apply that to his bullshit, and the next thing you know, food bucket sales dry up, and you can't be having that.
So he just allows this sort of...
jordan holmes
What if Xi Jinping was the only guy to have the coronavirus, so he gave it to other people because he didn't want to be lonely?
dan friesen
Right.
So Alex takes some more dumb calls, and he's loving taking these calls, though, because it's just like not doing anything.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Callers say dumb stuff, and then he's like, you know what?
We're right.
jordan holmes
That sounds like a good idea.
dan friesen
Hey, let's consider possibilities.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So he starts thinking about like...
I've got to do this call-in show.
This show that's just all calls.
And he's like, this would be fucking innovative.
Unfortunately.
This is kind of almost like you couldn't write this comedy.
What ends up happening.
Because after talking about how he's going to do this innovative show that just calls, he gets a caller.
jordan holmes
Do you mean a call-in show?
alex jones
In fact, I've been thinking about doing new shows, and I've had a bunch of ideas, but I can tell you.
I really think the answer is like two or three hours a day, commercial-free, if TV and radio stations want to pick it up, they can, of just phone calls.
People want to hear people.
jordan holmes
You mean like Loveline?
alex jones
I just want to have a phone bank where we just don't even screen them.
We'll get a lot of really bad calls doing that, you know, cussing, whatever.
But just, boom, you call, you're on air.
What do you have to say?
Maybe you get five seconds, maybe you get an hour.
But do you imagine just a network, a satellite of just phone calls?
And Skype calls?
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
C-SPAN.
unidentified
No, I haven't done that yet.
alex jones
Where you're like, let's...
Oh, it's Skype.
I want to do that.
That's what I want to do next.
I used to innovate stuff.
Now I just fight the globalists all day.
But thank you, Luke.
jordan holmes
You do less than that.
alex jones
All right, Chase the Patriots, a talk show host of his own right.
Every time we say it's not first-time callers, he calls in, we love him.
Chase, what do you think's going on?
unidentified
Alex, thanks for taking my call, brother.
Yeah, you know, real quick, I think that show you were talking about is my show, actually.
We get people from all over the country, and we're all calling in.
I love it.
And you're right, there are some crazies, so it's a little dangerous.
So Alex is like, I don't innovate anymore.
jordan holmes
That is hilarious.
dan friesen
The next call he goes, he's like, hey, that's what I do.
jordan holmes
That's what I do.
That's my show, Alex.
dan friesen
Alex has got to be sitting there like, why did I go to that call?
jordan holmes
Alex, you're still not innovating, buddy.
dan friesen
Oh my God.
Yeah, that's really sad.
So Alex goes to chase the Patriots dump, and he has a stupid point to make.
I don't even remember what it was.
But Alex gets another caller, and man, this guy is a weirdo.
This guy.
I kind of dig his vibe, though.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
Jerome in New York.
You're on the air.
Jerome, are you in New York State or New York City?
unidentified
I'm in the Big Apple over here in Chinatown.
It's 6.40 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, but guess what?
In mainland China, it's 7.40 a.m. over there.
Shanghai, Beijing, Shenzhou, Guangzhou.
Hey, it's time to get up and let's get to work, folks, not unless you've got a lot of money, not unless you're retired.
You can work from the house.
Guess what?
You're going to go get on the bus.
You're going to get on the subway.
You're going to get on the train.
I don't know what's going to go on now, man.
That's not good.
jordan holmes
I do like his vibe, too.
He's got a good vibe.
He's got a musical kind of speech pattern to him.
dan friesen
I think he was getting to, like...
And he never really gets to the point.
jordan holmes
He doesn't need a point.
He transcends points, dude.
dan friesen
I think what he was heading towards is like there is people with the virus and now you got to go get on public transit and that's not good.
I think that's what he was getting to.
But if he wasn't and he was just like, hey, it's morning in China.
jordan holmes
You got to wake up.
You got to go do some stuff.
You got to get on the bus.
You got to get in your car.
You're not going to see a lot of traffic.
dan friesen
Let's get out there and hustle.
jordan holmes
Everybody, come on.
You got to work to do unless you're retired, unless you're sick.
dan friesen
Get out there and get that.
Go clock in.
It's almost like it's motivational.
unidentified
It really is.
jordan holmes
Like if it was being played in China, people in Wuhan would be like...
All right, we can do this.
All right, man, I'm feeling it.
This guy's got, I don't understand a word he's saying, but he's got that musical tone.
dan friesen
It's almost like something you would hear, like, hey, you know, hey, it's morning time in China.
Unless you're retired or rich enough not to work, you got to get out there.
All right, hey, let's go to Loverboys working for the weekend.
jordan holmes
It's 7.40 a.m. in Wuhan, everybody.
We're going to have a grand old time.
Everybody get your party hats on.
We're going to get right on.
dan friesen
Here's Dolly Parton's 9 to 5. It almost feels like what a drive-time DJ, like a morning DJ would have this riff every Monday.
unidentified
That's what it feels like.
jordan holmes
Alright, it's Monday.
It's 6 a.m.
We're going to play some 311 for you.
Piss off somebody I know.
Never!
dan friesen
So, I've made the point that Alex is like, the way he's selling this immune gargle and his toothpaste that has the silver in it is really, really inappropriate.
And the way he's been making health claims about it is really bad.
But now it's even branching out even further because now he's advising a caller to use it for protection against coronavirus.
unidentified
I did buy your immune gargle and toothpaste and all this stuff this week because I've got to go back to Taiwan tomorrow.
alex jones
Yeah, no, if I was going to Taiwan, I'd be guzzling.
The nanopatented silver we've got that's been proven to be able to kill SARS.
Whoa!
Just because you have it in your mouth, because this is the same family as SARS, that's going to stop it?
No, but this is damn proven to be very effective.
dan friesen
So, I mean, we're getting now to the point where it's health advice that he's giving based on these claims that he's making.
I mean, I just think he's nestled into a real comfort about this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I don't know how this is okay.
dan friesen
It's not.
jordan holmes
Some press needs to take this, because it's not like the FDA or the FTC is going to jump in and be like...
dan friesen
Yeah, and that's a correction that I need to make also, is that apparently, because he's making these claims in the speech form as opposed to the label on his bottle, it's more an issue with the Federal Trade Commission than it is with the FDA.
I got those mixed up a little bit in terms of what they monitor.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this would have been a great piece for Gawker, but unfortunately Peter Thiel funded lawsuits.
dan friesen
Hulk Hogan stopped that.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So, granted, I mean, he's making all these pretty outrageous commercials about the gargle, but we do know that Alex had his first fever in four years, and he took the gargle and it cured him.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
He was totally cured.
Remember, he said it cured him.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Turns out it didn't.
alex jones
I'm kind of exhausted today.
I was bragging.
I mean, I knocked on wood, but...
Had that a cold in over four years, and then I got one this week, so I'm kind of out of it today.
I had a lot of family stuff going on, so I'm trying as best I can.
I'm sorry to Pastor Sam and Teddy.
Call me back tomorrow.
dan friesen
Oh, it looks like he was lying.
jordan holmes
Pastor Sam and Teddy?
dan friesen
Pastor Sam calls in all the time.
Okay.
Looks like he was lying about the immune gargle curing him.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
So, great.
jordan holmes
Steve Pachanek does still have the coronavirus.
I don't know if you know this, but a lot of the health claims that these guys are making.
dan friesen
Cured himself.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So, Alex, that's his way.
I can't take any more calls.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I don't know.
This just struck me as kind of weird.
Alex ends the show by sort of vamping, doing kind of like an Oscars-style thank you.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
A list of thank yous.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
I appreciate this great crew coming in tonight on Sunday doing a fantastic job.
I want to thank all the affiliates.
That's AM, FM, TV, UHF, VHF cable.
I want to thank everybody and just encourage folks to stay frosty.
dan friesen
Stay frosty.
jordan holmes
Stay frosty.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
That's how he wraps up the show.
Just a lot of thank yous.
jordan holmes
Hey, everybody, stay frosty out there.
Oh, God.
dan friesen
So I was just going to do an episode about the ninth because I think there's plenty in there.
Alex getting freaked out about 311.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Getting back into Seth Rich.
jordan holmes
Hey, it's 740 a.m., but I could just listen to that clip.
dan friesen
Yeah, for sure.
Alex's lies about Wolf Blitzer that lead to him confessing to multiple murders.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
There's a lot going on.
jordan holmes
Those are an issue.
dan friesen
But then I started to listen to the 10th because I got a tip-off that Robert Barnes was back.
And so I was like, I'll go ahead and listen to this episode.
jordan holmes
Well, of course.
dan friesen
Barnes' appearance isn't really that exciting.
jordan holmes
Did they make up?
dan friesen
Barnes seems to be willing to call in now as opposed to come to studio very frequently.
He calls in, and it's fine, it's whatever.
He's calling for a new church committee, a hearing, and whatever.
But there is something that's going on that's worth noting on this episode.
I'm not going to get into his standard coronavirus stuff, because it's just background dressing on this episode.
There's something more important going on.
The first is that Alex is really excited about things that Charles Murray has to say, which is not a good sign.
unidentified
That's a bad idea.
dan friesen
But that leads him to...
Basically telling his audience that it's time to go to the woods.
alex jones
Charles Murray says we're living in post-America.
He says move to a small town to survive the collapse.
And yes, if we don't turn America around and rout the leftist poison ideology that is designed...
To collapse society.
Then the producers, whether you be white, black, Hispanic, old, young, but people that want to live like normal humans and want to live in what America was, if you don't want to live in the globalist paradigm that's actually taking us backwards, we're going to have to move to geographic areas and then pass laws and have culture and systems that do not tolerate the left.
Because they don't tolerate us.
They come in and take over and then end fair elections.
dan friesen
I wonder if that's going to end up looking at all like a white ethnostate theocracy.
I wonder.
This isn't good, man.
Charles Murray is the author of the book The Bell Curve, which has been widely discredited, but yet lives on as one of the foundational texts among the race IQ people who like to argue that minorities are genetically less intelligent than white people.
But...
White people less intelligent than Ashkenazi Jews.
Well, of course.
jordan holmes
That's another part of white supremacy.
Respect your enemy.
dan friesen
His career has largely been about trying to take social ills like racism and sexism and explain them with genetics.
And it has not been a good career.
jordan holmes
You don't have to feel like it's your fault at all!
dan friesen
Charles Lane did a piece on the bell curve in the New York Review of Books and noted that it was weird how a number of the experts he cites in the book are explicit racists and Nazi sympathizers, less than they are respected experts in the field that the book is supposed to be covering.
It's a pretty well-explained thing that the bell curve is trash, and I would say that if you hear anyone citing it as a source or speaking well of Charles Murray, that's a red flag.
They might have some crypto positions they're trying to sneak into the conversation.
It seems like Alex might be into what this dude's got to say.
And now we've got to isolate.
We've got to move our conservative right-wing stuff into small areas and then take over.
That's a bad development.
jordan holmes
I would prefer if they just went to the regular woods and stayed there.
Everybody, get rid of your Social Security cards.
Get rid of all identification.
dan friesen
I think they've already done that.
Sovereign citizens already do that.
jordan holmes
I'm talking rank and file GOP.
We've got to get them all into the woods.
dan friesen
Well, it's more about going to rural areas, which is what Alex is telling his audience explicitly that it is time to do.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
You need to self-select.
alex jones
If you have children, you have a duty to go to rural Christian areas and to raise them outside of the big cities in the suburbs.
It's not running to go to those places, but you have to be politically involved and fight for the rest of the nation and against the globalists while you're there.
But you need to run with your children to the most conservative, Christian, nationalist, patriot area you can.
dan friesen
Okay.
I know that his audience probably isn't going to hear that and be like, well, let's go.
But if there are a couple people who take his advice, he's...
Basically telling his audience to uproot their lives and go someplace where they can be in a cult, kind of?
jordan holmes
Yes.
Yes.
What they should do is go create utopian communes based around Christian conservative ideology.
You know how those work out.
dan friesen
I don't think that this is a good development, but Alex is pretty consistent about it throughout this show.
He's hitting this note hard.
His rhetoric has taken the...
Jim Jones fleeing to Guyana.
It's approaching that step.
Or at least that sort of conversation is becoming introduced into the proceedings, which is not good.
jordan holmes
I mean, I think it's also part of the...
Just voting block.
That idea of people in cities are more exposed to learning and less likely to be...
dan friesen
You call it learning.
jordan holmes
Oh, I apologize.
Brainwashing.
Apologies.
dan friesen
But this also raises the question of like, Alex, you live in Austin.
What are you talking about?
jordan holmes
He's moved to the woods.
dan friesen
He has not.
Although he does make a completely not true claim in this next clip.
alex jones
And as soon as I can, I am moving out of Austin.
You know, my mom's from here.
My family's from here.
But it is, I would never move my children to San Francisco.
And it's San Francisco in a lot of areas now, and it's getting worse.
jordan holmes
You can afford it.
alex jones
And as California collapses, and our offices are here, there's no way I can move these offices.
But I certainly can move my children to a safer distance away from Sodom and Gomorrah, and then in the future telecommute in a lot of the time, because we have to put our money where our mouths are.
jordan holmes
Which you don't do.
alex jones
It really is time to evacuate every major Blue City craphole.
dan friesen
So Alex is suggesting that he's going to move away from Austin and telecommute in.
He's just going to do his show remotely from somewhere.
Well, why do you need that multi-million dollar studio?
jordan holmes
Well, I mean...
dan friesen
You don't need that anymore.
I wonder if this is maybe an excuse for the coming downsizing that he's going to have to do.
Because he's running out of fucking money.
Even with the infusion of whatever he's making from the silver and food bucket sales, it's not enough to right the ship.
jordan holmes
I think this is bullshit.
I think this is just bullshit.
dan friesen
I do too, but it could be a preemptive priming of people for when inevitably he might be doing a podcast.
jordan holmes
What an asshole.
dan friesen
It's the only way to do it safely.
I had to get out of the blue city.
jordan holmes
I'm competing with another podcast for number one Alex Jones-based podcast.
dan friesen
Good luck.
Good luck, Alex.
unidentified
Good luck, bud.
dan friesen
We'll see you on iTunes.
unidentified
Or not.
dan friesen
Probably won't be allowed.
jordan holmes
No, I don't think he'll be allowed on iTunes.
dan friesen
So Alex takes some calls, and of course the subject of the coronavirus comes up.
And, man, that dude who was talking about the sort of tunnel theory, he was dumb.
But this guy is also dumb.
alex jones
We're going to find out real quick the morbidity rate, and I hope it's super low.
In fact, I hope it's zero.
What are you predicting it's going to be?
unidentified
I'm hoping it's going to be low, but like my brother told me, I don't know where he got this from or thought of it, but he said, just remember, don't pop any bubble wrap because all that air comes from China.
alex jones
Another good point.
dan friesen
Another good point.
jordan holmes
You know that the Chinese have ruined even the satisfying feeling of popping bubble wrap, Dan, with their air that they put inside the bubble.
dan friesen
Totally.
And Alex's response, another good point.
jordan holmes
That's another great idea.
dan friesen
So first of all, why are you asking this random caller what his prediction is for the morbidity rate?
Ridiculous.
jordan holmes
I don't know, but Chinese air will kill you.
It's in bubble wrap.
It's in popcorn.
dan friesen
The largest bubble wrap company in the world is Sealed Air Corporation, which was started by Alfred Fielding, who was an engineer who lived in New Jersey.
Their headquarters is currently in Charlotte, North Carolina, and I can find no evidence that their bubble wrap is primarily made in China.
Also, bubble wrap is sterile, the inside of it.
So much so that you can find a 2014 story from NPR about how researchers at Harvard found that they could use bubble wrap as a makeshift kind of test tube, which could have amazing applications for underfunded scientists, particularly in developing countries.
They wrote up their findings in the journal Analytical Chemistry and everything.
jordan holmes
That's really cool.
dan friesen
Yeah.
A follow-up study in the Biomedical Optics Express journal had this in its abstract.
Quote, in this paper, we demonstrate that the bubbles of bubble wrap make ideal trapping chambers for integration with low-cost optical manipulation.
The interior of the bubbles is sterile and gas permeable, allowing for the bubbles to be used to store and culture cells, while the flat side of the bubble wrap is of efficient optical quality to allow for optical trapping inside the bubbles.
If the interior of bubble wrap is sterile enough for scientists to use them to create lab cultures, I don't think this caller and his dumb brother need to be too worried about it.
But here, again, we have Alex responding to a caller making a very stupid point by saying it's a good point.
It's almost like he has a vested interest in validating and supporting really bad thinking in his audience.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Jesus.
dan friesen
Don't pop those bubbles!
You see the games are being played.
Here's all stupid.
So...
We know that in the past, whenever Alex has gone on these large-scale narratives, like with the Boston bombing, in particular, at least in terms of the ones that we've seen and really focused on, and the Trump stuff, too, to an extent, we've seen evidence that his traffic was way up.
And now, as he embarks on this coronavirus shit, we see him experiencing the same thing.
alex jones
Well, I'll say this.
Band.video is really exploding, so the listeners are doing a great job getting the videos out.
We're getting four, five, six million views a day now on Band.video.
That really pisses Google off in the establishment.
They thought they would silence everybody, but they had no silence.
jordan holmes
No, it pisses me off.
alex jones
But yes, Dr. Boyle said on Friday the White House should investigate this is man-made.
Hours later, they made that announcement.
dan friesen
No, it was the day before.
It was on Thursday they made that announcement.
Alex is still trying to create that appearance that the Boyle interview led to Trump's science advisor coming out, who I think he still thinks is Anthony Fauci, which is funny.
So, again, here's another example of Alex using the health claim.
About the silver in order to sell his toothpaste an immune gargle, which is not cool.
alex jones
We sold out of the 16-ounce nano-silver that's so good to counter the whole coronavirus family.
We have the three-ounce left.
It's selling out quickly, as well as the one-ounce that's selling out very, very quickly.
And it's great to have regardless of your hands and body.
You can also ingest it.
It's at Infowarsstore.com and the entire toothpaste line, both super blue and super silver, tooth whitening, have it in it as well.
dan friesen
So he's just brazen.
jordan holmes
Just silver, silver, put it in your body.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
So Alex has Barnes on, and we don't have too many clips of this because I didn't find it all that interesting.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But there are a couple things.
One is that they're talking about how Trump has beat the impeachment thing.
And so he's like, hey, Barnes, How are they going to come at him next?
And I think Alex might have something in mind here.
alex jones
How do you think they're going to try to come up with the president next if he doesn't go on the offense immediately?
robert barnes
Stage three is definitely coming.
I think they were thinking about these firings, but I think they recognize it's too close in time.
So stage three is either going to be right in the middle of the election or right after the election.
My guess is it's coming as an October surprise against President Trump again.
alex jones
But what would it be, I'm asking, at that level?
robert barnes
It will be of the same type, but it will be the same international orientation.
It will be some sort of Russian collusion component again.
But they've tried the campaign aspect.
They've tried the institutional aspect.
So my guess is this one's going to be personal.
They're going to try to go after him or his son and try to tie it into money in some way.
alex jones
That's right.
They're going to try to find somebody that's done something corrupt in their giant orbit, threaten them with prison if they don't say Trump laundered money or something.
I agree.
They're going to go after mafia ties next.
That's what my gut tells me.
All right.
We'll be back.
Your call straight ahead.
dan friesen
When have we heard Alex talking about Trump and mafia ties in the past?
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
Oh, maybe before he supported Trump when he said, hey, with a name like Corleone, you get arrested, but with a name like Trump, you don't.
Trump is mobbed up.
He's not really rich.
Everyone knows it.
Interesting.
I think that's preemptive damage control in case there is a story that comes out that is more explicit about linking Trump to mob money.
jordan holmes
The pee tape is real.
dan friesen
I think that's Alex recognizing a piece of his awareness.
We might need to protect against this.
So let's predict in advance that this is going to be something that comes up.
So it, much like a vaccine, inoculates the audience.
jordan holmes
That's one of my huge fucking annoyances, that the way it was portrayed so many times in so many different media outlets of, like, Trump defeats impeachment push, or Trump beats the impeachment, which is fucking bullshit.
Trump, what he did was everything possible to fuck up the defense that they put towards him.
Trump didn't beat shit.
Trump was protected by a corrupt fucking fascist organization.
That's what happened.
dan friesen
All the GOP except Mitt Romney.
jordan holmes
Don't say Trump beat anything.
He did the crime and then he actively worked to undermine his defense and further afterwards undermine it.
dan friesen
He tweeted himself through it.
That's what he did.
Self-care with tweets.
jordan holmes
Just a bunch of fucking admitting to crimes on video.
dan friesen
Assembling perhaps the best legal team this side of the OJ trial.
jordan holmes
Hey, when you can get Dersh, there's nothing else you can do.
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
They're talking a little bit about the firings that Trump has started cleaning house.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And Barnes is super into that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a surprise.
alex jones
This purge is not a purge, it's a cleaning house.
And Bob, I don't want to toot my arm here on anybody's, but I know the White House listens.
I know they've got a whole office to us.
That's why they want Miller out of there.
We come on Friday with a head of the former bioweapons treaty developer for the U.S., the head guy.
He says they've got to come out.
The White House must say it looks like it's man-made.
Call for investigation.
Five hours later, they do it.
dan friesen
He's just lying to Barnes about the timeline.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
Barnes, I'm sure, knows, too.
dan friesen
Of course.
And anybody, even Stephen Miller, if he does listen, which I can't imagine, but even if he does listen...
He's like, oh my god, this guy is going to be so easy to use.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
He's not going to listen to that weird ramble of Alex talking about carpet cleaning and shit and be like, man, this guy is good.
He's not going to listen to Alex and be like, when you stomp a guy's guts out, they die slow and I've done it multiple times.
jordan holmes
That I could see him listening to.
The carpet cleaning.
No.
dan friesen
Right.
Nonsense.
jordan holmes
That's ridiculous.
dan friesen
So we got one last clip here, and Barnes is still there, but Alex goes to calls, and he takes a call from a guy who has some updates about the coronavirus.
unidentified
Sure.
The numbers of the coronavirus, they started reporting the cases that people have recovered, and so 3,669 people have been reported to recover from it.
910 people have died.
That comes out to be a 20% mortality rate.
Even the official numbers now show it has a much higher death rate.
alex jones
Yeah, the Chinese government says 15%.
Barnes, you look at a lot of numbers.
You're a big numbers cruncher.
You're a famous gambler.
Very successful.
What do you think about the numbers?
robert barnes
I think the numbers are going to continue to rise.
dan friesen
So this caller is misusing statistics.
That 20% figure comes from a study that looked at patients who had to be hospitalized because their cases were really severe, which includes only people who had had their condition progressed to the point of having pneumonia.
The number of people who have recovered from the disease is not an accurate picture of people who got a mild case and then just had some flu symptoms and got better.
It's specifically the number of people who were hospitalized for pneumonia from the coronavirus who recovered and left the hospital.
And honestly...
You know, even if you're talking about a 20% mortality rate for people in that subset of people who got the virus, that's not wildly out of sync with the general expectations you'd have for people who have cases of pneumonia generally.
According to Healthline, quote, the 30-day mortality rate for people with pneumonia is 5-10% of hospitalized patients.
They can be up to 30% in those admitted to intensive care.
Oftentimes, these numbers can sound really horrifying when they're presented out of context, like this caller is doing.
It's really irresponsible of Alex, and particularly Barnes, to frame it like this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, good work, Barnes.
dan friesen
They need to be able to understand the statistics that they're talking about and discuss them appropriately, or else what they're doing is just ridiculous.
And that's what you see consistently throughout all of this.
Alex is taking information from callers and validating it.
He has no idea what this caller is talking about and being like, ha-ha, yes.
jordan holmes
You got him.
dan friesen
He's taking a call from a guy who's worried about bubble wrap and being like, that's a great point.
He's taking a call from a guy who's like, I think that they're trying to hide a land invasion of something.
And he's like, hey, we have the right to speculate about whatever we want.
Good on you.
jordan holmes
I can't imagine why Trump keeps winning non-college educated whites.
That seems odd to me.
dan friesen
You don't know demographically what these callers are.
Although, if you look at a podcast in places that break down Alex's listener base, it does seem like that is a heavy section of his target demo.
jordan holmes
Might be.
dan friesen
So anyway, we get to the end of this, and man, I was pretty glad that there was some non-coronavirus stuff to talk about.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was nice.
dan friesen
William Binney stuff, Seth Rich business.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Alex lying about Wolf Blitzer and confessing to murder is certainly a high point.
jordan holmes
Can't say no to a good gut stomping.
dan friesen
I think that that I mean, that's pretty bad.
Oh, I've forgotten how to context drop.
Here you go.
alex jones
Well, I piss all over your gut.
I piss all over the state.
dan friesen
So anyway, Alex is into pissing.
It's a family show, though.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
So, yeah, I don't know.
That's the show.
jordan holmes
Closing strong, Dan.
dan friesen
I don't have any real summation.
I piss all over his show.
jordan holmes
I have a summation.
It is that Alex is a psychopath, and he is manipulating people's emotions.
Let's see, what else is going on here?
unidentified
Counterpoint.
dan friesen
He said he wasn't.
jordan holmes
Even still, he said that cleaning carpets was disgusting, so I assume that he is against Trump cleaning house, I imagine.
unidentified
Wait, wait, wait.
jordan holmes
He has PTSD.
He respects paramedics, who Trump, in his budget, is probably cutting.
Wait, wait, wait.
Everything in his ramble is the opposite of what is true, Dan.
dan friesen
That must mean he enjoyed cleaning carpets.
jordan holmes
It might.
unidentified
Whoa.
jordan holmes
Oh, this could be crazy.
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
It does add one more to our long list of chemicals that Alex has had in his face when he was a child.
dan friesen
He might have hotboxed some cleaning chemicals.
Who knows?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, we'll be back.
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight and at go to bed Jordan.
dan friesen
Yep.
We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
Indeed we are.
If you'd like to listen to the show, please go to iTunes, share it with your friends, download it on other...
Podcast apps, too.
Why not?
I don't know.
Donate to the show.
Have fun.
dan friesen
Yeah.
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I am the last living Vanderbilt.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
dan friesen
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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