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Nov. 6, 2019 - Knowledge Fight
01:43:46
#365: She Doesn't Do Politics

Today, Dan and Jordan go on a Wacky Wednesday adventure to check in on the world of Jim Bakker. Given that his friend Paula White-Cain just was given an official position in the White House, it felt like it might be worth taking a look at a recent appearance on Bakker's show.

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dan friesen
55:11
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jim bakker
08:04
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jordan holmes
19:29
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paula white-cain
15:14
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alex jones
00:43
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alex jones
It's time to pray.
I have great respect for knowledge fight.
Knowledge fight.
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and George.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need, I need money.
unidentified
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
unidentified
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
unidentified
Thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time calling in with your Japan.
jordan holmes
I love your world.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.
unidentified
knowledgefight.com I love you.
dan friesen
Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
unidentified
Dan?
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Ever been forgotten in a mall or the like?
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's actually terrifying to me.
jordan holmes
It's horrific, right?
dan friesen
When I was a kid, I had a real serious fear of being left places.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
And I believe it was based on being lost at a supermarket when I was a really young boy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Did they drive away?
Or was it just like...
dan friesen
I think, as I recall, they were still in the store.
My parents were still in the store.
But I was like, I don't know where anything is.
I have very visceral memories of just like, I don't know how to get where I need to be.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
It's terrifying.
And I've always lived, or when I was younger, in Honolulu and then also in Columbia, Missouri.
I lived close enough that I was supposed to walk to school.
And so when we lived in Hawaii, my mom was a teacher at the school that I went to.
So we'd walk to school together, and then I'd stay after school while she wrapped up stuff, and then we'd walk back.
But then when we moved to Missouri, I was 10, so I was in fourth grade, and I had to walk to school.
And I just had a really bad sense of direction.
So there would be times when I would just try and take a slightly different route and just get completely lost.
jordan holmes
Oh no.
dan friesen
And I had this real fear of being kidnapped.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
A very...
Very strong fear that everyone was trying to get me.
Sure.
jordan holmes
Good thing you've grown out of that.
dan friesen
Anytime I'd be walking home from school, a car that passes, any car is like, they're going to stop and it's over for me.
jordan holmes
I'm grabbed in their second location, it's all done.
dan friesen
Such an awful sort of state to be in.
Constantly walking to and from school, terrified of anybody who passed.
jordan holmes
And not sharing that fear because that would be shameful as well.
Oh, man.
dan friesen
There was one time when I was like probably 11 or so, and I was walking home from school, and I just got completely lost.
Like, I...
Now, in my adult brain, I can map out that neighborhood, and I know exactly where I would have needed to go.
It was maybe, I don't know, 10 blocks from my house or so, but because it was this residential neighborhood with winding streets and offshoot cul-de-sacs and what have you, I was just completely lost.
I had no idea where to go, and so I just started crying, and I knocked on someone's door.
unidentified
I was like, I don't know how to get home.
dan friesen
Like, it was before cell phones.
jordan holmes
I didn't have a cell phone.
dan friesen
My parents weren't home anyway.
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
It wouldn't have mattered.
dan friesen
Yeah, it was like sort of latchkey-ish existence.
Yeah, and so the person who was there was super nice.
And I, you know, hey, I'm 35 now.
I still really appreciate it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll send them a card.
dan friesen
Very non-judgmental.
Very just like, oh my God, let's get you where you, you know, let's get you home.
And so I got home.
But yeah, no, I had very, very strong fears when I was much younger of being lost.
I guess I'm a little bit now, but with the advent of cell phones and maps and stuff, it's pretty tough to be fully lost if your phone is charged.
jordan holmes
It really is.
It requires a bunch of things to go wrong in the lead-up.
dan friesen
Sometimes you can still end up in a place where it's like, well, I know where I am, but there's not much I can do about that.
You're really far away from a train station.
jordan holmes
Or if you lose your job.
Sure.
dan friesen
It's tough.
But those fears of...
Lessened with age.
jordan holmes
Yes, yeah.
dan friesen
So this is a podcast where I know a bit about the feeling of being left somewhere, I guess.
And I know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
And I know quite a bit about the first and not very much about the second.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we are doing a Wacky Wednesday episode.
We're going to explore a little something and see what we find.
But before we get down to business on that, I'd like to take a little moment and say thank you to some folks who have signed up and are supporting the show.
So, first of all, Jay, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Jay.
Next, Scott, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Thanks, Scott.
dan friesen
Next, Captain Awesome, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Captain Awesome.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Next, Hannah, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Hannah.
dan friesen
Next.
Carpe Donctum!
jordan holmes
Oh, damn you!
dan friesen
I don't think it's the real wonk.
But thank you very much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
I like that there's a real Carpe Donctum as opposed to a pretender.
But thank you very much, Carpe Donctum.
And then finally, I'd like to say thank you to a couple people who signed up on an elevated level.
We appreciate that very much.
So, Amanda, thank you very much.
Aaron, thank you so much.
And...
Tennis is baseball with a fat bat.
Thank you so much.
You are all now wonderful technocrats.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
We gotta go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, alright?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimp so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare Infowar on you.
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Aaron, Amanda, and Tennis is Baseball with a Fat Bat.
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much to all three of you.
dan friesen
Reference to something I think I said.
Way back on this podcast.
I have no idea what context it was in.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
But I like being reminded of that.
jordan holmes
I recall it was probably something about Rafa.
I was judging you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was talking about the French Open, maybe.
dan friesen
I was probably dismissing the game of tennis.
jordan holmes
Well, yes, naturally.
dan friesen
So if you're out there listening and you're thinking, hey, I like what these guys do, I'd like to support the show, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com.
There's a button on there that says support the show, goes to our Patreon, and you can help make this show possible.
jordan holmes
It would be lovely.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today, like I said, Waggy Wednesday.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
So, it's been a while since we checked in on the world of the Jim Baker show.
jordan holmes
Yes, it has.
dan friesen
And the main reason for that is his show is dumb as shit.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's so profoundly boring to listen to, and it's so incredibly rare for Jim or one of his guests to say anything that I think even merits looking into.
Like, if he's going to have people like Steve Quayle or Tom Horn coming in talking about the Giants and Angels, and they're not the baseball teams with a thin bat.
Fantastic.
unidentified
Thin bat.
jordan holmes
Fantastic.
unidentified
Both of those in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's not a whole lot I can do with stuff like that.
But the reality is that the Jim Baker Show is the media offshoot of a manipulative, abusive money cult.
And even if his show is boring and half the shit that's said on the show can't possibly even be shown to be true or false, I think it's still important to check in from time to time, particularly when his world intersects with reality.
At the end of last week, it was announced that Trump had appointed megachurch scammer and Jim Baker associate Paula White Cain to an official position in the White House.
She had previously been a spiritual advisor to him?
But it was announced that she was now officially working in the Office of Public Liaison.
If you'd like to learn more about Paula's Fuller story, we did an episode about her called Heresy and God Kings, which you can find in our archives where we talk about her churches and all that stuff.
For now, suffice it to say that she is a prosperity gospel preacher who made millions of dollars by scamming her followers.
She advocated the principle of first fruits, where you need to send her all the money that you make in January to make sure that you make even more money the rest of the year, which is cool.
jordan holmes
That's still one of my...
dan friesen
Makes sense.
jordan holmes
One of my most incredible, like...
I gotta give it up to you.
It's really hard to just say that.
You know?
That's Jedi level.
Just like, hey, if I say this enough, I'm going to make millions of dollars.
That's crazy.
dan friesen
It's a startling level of cynicism that you're demonstrating in that.
And it's one thing to say that you'll gain future blessings if you give her one twelfth of the money you make in a year.
That's shitty and awful, but at least it's just an offer.
But in reality, the way Paula preaches it, the first fruits thing is a threat.
She said, quote, when you honor this principle, it provides the foundation and structure for God's blessings and promises in your life.
It unlocks deep dimensions of spiritual truths that literally transform your life.
When you apply this, everything comes in divine alignment for his plan and promises for you.
When you don't honor it, whether through ignorance or direct disobedience, there are consequences.
Yeah.
unidentified
There are consequences.
dan friesen
So fuck Paula White Cain.
jordan holmes
Yeah, she's a giant piece of shit!
dan friesen
She's one of the most transparent scam artists in the field of televangelism.
And the fact that Trump would give her a job in the government is so unsurprising, but so profoundly offensive.
jordan holmes
Yeah, considering he's one of the most transparent scammers in government.
dan friesen
Yes.
So, in the middle of October, last month, Paula White Cain was a guest on Jim Baker again.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And we're going to listen to a little bit of that here today.
And, you know, it's going to be, you know, we're going to get off in side topics and what have you.
And as we do, just remember, this is a person who officially works in the government now.
So here is Jim Baker, well, actually his daughter, giving the introduction to the show.
unidentified
Hello, and welcome to the Jim Baker Show.
Coming to you from the village of Morningside, USA.
Snuggle in the beautiful Ozark Mountains.
Today's guest is the senior pastor of New Destiny Christian Center, Pastor Paula White Kane.
Our co-host today is Mondo de la Vega.
I'm Tammy Sue Baker, and now please give a warm welcome to my parents and the host of The Jim Baker Show, Jim and Lori Baker.
jim bakker
Thank you, Tammy Sue Baker.
dan friesen
Very, very small point.
Very small point.
Why does Jim Baker say thank you, Tammy Sue Baker?
jordan holmes
I was just thinking the same thing!
Do you not know her?
dan friesen
Why do you use your daughter's last name?
jordan holmes
What is going on?
dan friesen
That's so formal.
That's so bizarre.
jordan holmes
Why not say Miss Tammy Sue Baker for God's sake?
dan friesen
Thank you, Miss Baker.
That's your daughter.
Thank you, Tammy Sue.
jordan holmes
I'm sure they have a great relationship.
dan friesen
It just seems very strange.
Thank you, Tammy Sue Baker.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Tammy Sue Baker.
It's almost like he's incapable of not doing an ad.
I'm making sure that you get full credits in the fucking show.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know exactly.
jordan holmes
I don't want them to think it's some other Tammy Sue.
dan friesen
I don't know why, but that really was a hang-up for me.
I had to listen to that a couple of times.
Am I weird, or is that weird?
I've decided it's weird.
jordan holmes
Could have just said Tammy!
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Didn't even have to say the soup part.
dan friesen
Right.
I would feel like...
Okay, one time, my dad did a religious studies-themed radio show back in Columbia, Missouri.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And I was a guest on it once.
And if he was introducing me and he was like, my guest is my son, Dan Friesen, I would feel weird.
My son, Daniel.
jordan holmes
It's not like he's introing you to do 45. No.
My son, the great comedian, Dan Friesen.
That works for me.
I'd be fine with that.
dan friesen
Even if he was, I would still feel weird.
It's just formal.
Anyway, maybe I should just get over this and get down to business.
jordan holmes
Ah, we could.
dan friesen
So, Paula White Cain is on the show primarily to promote her new book.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
She has a new book out called Something More that is apparently the best book.
jordan holmes
How much she would like.
dan friesen
Yeah.
That's a fair point.
jordan holmes
Who would like something more, please?
dan friesen
She has changed Lori Baker's life with this book because it is so damn good.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And honestly, I think that there's a little bit of a vibe that goes throughout this episode that Jim is a little bit peeved at how much Lori likes this book.
jim bakker
This is, I think, your favorite book of all time.
unidentified
I gotta tell you, honestly.
jim bakker
I'm serious.
And you know, we have a lot of books.
unidentified
We do.
jim bakker
We have a huge library.
Lori has already read this book.
She loves it so much.
She's read it twice.
dan friesen
Right.
jim bakker
And she's told it to me a dozen times.
Whoa!
She said, do you realize what she said?
She told this and she told stuff.
She said, I thought she'd never tell this.
You've told it all in this book.
paula white-cain
Well, you know what?
Here's the only way I know how to be.
It's very authentic, very real, very open, very raw.
It was the hardest thing I've ever done, but the most rewarding thing I've done.
It took me nine years, two years to write.
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
It took you nine years to write this book?
What were you...
Like, she was just on...
Like, maybe nine, ten months before this on Jim Baker's show pushing her other book about esters.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
If she's written a book, I will eat my own shit.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, technically, I don't have any evidence that she didn't write this book.
jordan holmes
I know.
I'm just saying that if she did, I will eat my own shit.
dan friesen
I don't know.
You don't want to make those sort of promises.
She has...
jordan holmes
Let me see the fucking manuscripts.
dan friesen
I don't know how she has the time, quite frankly.
jordan holmes
I know.
She doesn't write that.
dan friesen
Could be.
So, in her book, she talks about her path through life, her early childhood, and for the most part, I'm going to try and stay away from her personal stuff.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Because I don't know if it's really all that interesting or all that relevant.
jordan holmes
Right.
I assume she tortured animals as a child.
dan friesen
No, that's not in the book.
jordan holmes
Are you sure?
dan friesen
I haven't read it, but it doesn't come up.
jordan holmes
I find her story has to be at least identical to John Wayne Gacy's, but there was just like a different fork in the road.
dan friesen
I don't know about anything in her book except for what they talk about.
And mostly it just seems like, I don't know, she was living in a trailer and then she got divorced a couple times and bada bing, bada boom, here we are.
She studied some Bibles and yay.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
But who cares?
So she gets into, in this next clip, getting kind of emotional, talking about praying at the inauguration.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Trump's inauguration after the 2016 election.
paula white-cain
But when I got there, Jim and Lori, I stopped.
unidentified
And I just said, God, I looked up to heaven and I said, only you.
jordan holmes
Boo!
paula white-cain
And I...
Stopped everything I had to do, everything I needed.
And I was so present with God in that moment, thinking it's like my whole life flashed before me.
Here's this former messed up Mississippi girl, lived in a trailer that they called trailer trash.
Daddy committed suicide, got pregnant out of wedlock, been married, been divorced, not just once.
You know, twice.
I mean, all this, not everything that people said disqualified me.
Everything.
But God said, I have called you to shake nations.
And I'm standing there, the most powerful nation in the world, invoking the name of Jesus.
And I said, I don't care what they say about me.
History will have to write.
That it was a woman of God, a female clergy, that history will record the name Paula White Cain prayed for the first time as a female clergy over this nation.
unidentified
Yes.
Powerful.
paula white-cain
It's all in the book!
unidentified
It's all in the book!
dan friesen
That feels a little narcissistic.
That feels a little bit like this is about me as opposed to other things.
jordan holmes
Dan, why would you think that?
dan friesen
I got a strong vibe in that direction.
And Paul is kind of getting this title of first woman clergy member to pray at the inauguration thing on a technicality.
After he won the 2012 election, President Obama had Merrill Evers Williams deliver a prayer at the inauguration.
She was the former chair of the NAACP and was a noted civil rights activist, though she was not technically a reverend or a preacher.
Given that Christianity is largely based on the idea that all people have access to God and there's no need for the old structures where the clergy are intermediaries to contact the divine, I'm not sure that Paula's claim of being this big first really means all that much.
jordan holmes
I would argue that none of the things that she has said in that are true.
Except for a little bit.
But even then, she's doing like...
dan friesen
I'm sure some of the details of her life are true, and I'm sure that there is an emotional narrative arc to her life that I don't want to demean.
Because the idea that she did come from whatever humble beginning, however much truth there may be to that, as compared to how she experienced that being the truth, to the point that she's at now, that's her life, and great.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But it doesn't strike me as healthy to have someone be like, oh, this is all about God, when it's really just your life story.
And this feeling of narcissism that runs behind it.
The history books will have to remember the name Paula White Cain.
jordan holmes
That was the thing that I was listening to.
Her entire little speech there was obviously fake crying.
dan friesen
Probably.
Maybe better trained than the Alex Jones school of fake crime.
jordan holmes
It's like failed comedians become right-wing commentators and a bad actress can become this.
But then it got real.
It got very genuine when she started talking about how...
History is going to have to remember her fucking name.
That's when I was like, you feel that.
And it was not emotional.
It was fucking, I own this now.
I dominated you, world.
And so that I did believe.
dan friesen
Yeah, and you know, you had a woman who gave a prayer at the inauguration before that, so now you have to move the goalposts a little.
First woman, clergy member.
jordan holmes
Clergy member, which she's not.
dan friesen
I mean, technically, I don't know.
I suppose.
Anyway, the left, right?
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And the feminists.
jordan holmes
Oh, they're coming!
dan friesen
They should be thrilled with Paula because she was the first woman, parentheses, clergy member.
jordan holmes
Made up clergy member.
unidentified
You're the first?
Woman, the first clergy that a woman that's ever prayed at inauguration ever was like I and Laurie you think the woman's livers would have been thrilled.
paula white-cain
Oh, are you kidding me?
dan friesen
You would think you old asshole.
unidentified
You think the women's livers When they're done burning their bras.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's an 80-year-old man expressing disdain with the present state.
We gave them the right to vote!
You think the suffragettes would really be rallying behind you, but they show their hypocrisy.
jordan holmes
Elizabeth Cady Stanton won't shut up now, will she?
dan friesen
Alright, Jim, calm down.
So, Lori loves this book.
unidentified
It's going to probably shock a lot of you.
jim bakker
No, it's time for this story to be told.
unidentified
She ministers to you through her story.
You minister nonstop because that's who you are.
And here's what I love the very most about you is I love how you love Jesus.
paula white-cain
Amen.
unidentified
I love how you love him.
paula white-cain
Amen.
unidentified
How you're so in love with him.
paula white-cain
Amen.
unidentified
That when all else fails, we have him.
paula white-cain
Amen.
dan friesen
Wow.
That's a very...
Comforting thought.
jordan holmes
That was some good Laurel and Hardy two-man game right there.
First banana, second banana, that was going pretty well.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, all this is, like, the first half of his show is just selling this book.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, I understand that there's still...
jordan holmes
In accordance with God's will.
dan friesen
But, I mean, you could make an argument, I suppose, that some of the presentation is that this book highlights biblical principles or something.
And then you could say, by proxy, you're being a religious program.
But in reality, in function and in form, this is an infomercial for her book.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That is all that's going on.
jim bakker
You are truly the greatest woman preacher I have ever heard.
unidentified
Amen.
jim bakker
And I believe with all my heart, and I've seen and heard the best, you have a gift.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
I feel bad for Tammy Faye.
I feel bad for...
Sojourner Truth.
unidentified
Hold on.
dan friesen
Oh boy.
jim bakker
Your gift.
It doesn't leave you when your marriage breaks up.
It doesn't leave you when people, when the FBI comes to try to put you in prison.
She won all that, by the way.
unidentified
Yes.
jim bakker
But this is why I want you to read this book.
unidentified
Yes.
jim bakker
And I'm really, really angry by what happened to you.
Because I've been there and done a lot of that.
Yeah.
And God never throws us out.
paula white-cain
Amen.
dan friesen
He's talking about like...
People investigating him for financial malfeasance.
jordan holmes
I've been there.
I cheated on a lot of shit, too.
So I know how you're going.
How did you beat it, though?
That's what I'm really interested in.
dan friesen
When he went to prison?
jordan holmes
This book is so good.
I mean, this book is great.
How did you beat it?
dan friesen
Yeah, because I didn't.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, there is a real sense, too, throughout this interview of them being like, yeah, look, the IRS and the feds are trying to snatch us up for this crime, and look, I can make crimes, but it's not those ones.
There's a weird feeling of, like, they're trying to get me for A, but I'm doing B. And I feel bad about the sins that are B. It's wild.
So, look, Paula's been through a lot in her life, and I'm not going to sit here and make fun of her for personal struggles.
jim bakker
Sure.
dan friesen
But I am going to critique the use of those personal struggles in order to sell her book in Jim Baker's show.
paula white-cain
I mean, we get attacked in every area that you can imagine, but God had given you a prophetic word and said everything around you will be shaken and everything around you will fall, but you will remain standing and emerge with strength.
And I'm telling you, it is not over for you.
You need this book.
You need this series because when you get it, you're going to discover the God who before you ever entered into your mother's womb had already ordained all of your days and your story ends in God's glory.
And I'm promising you that in this This is somewhere you're going to find, whether I'm your best friend, your sister, your mentor, your coach, your pastor, that we're going to hold hands together because it is not my story.
It's God's story through my life and through your life, how we can make it through it.
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
This is, to me, right on the cusp of what I'm uncomfortable with.
Because there is a part of it that is...
I have a lived experience.
I wrote about it.
And if you buy my book, maybe it'll help you with something you're going through.
I don't really think it's that bad.
But I know enough about her and Jim Baker that I think it's bad.
The surrounding context makes it way crasser and way more manipulative than it would be if just somebody else were saying those things.
Because I think you can get a lot out of memoir.
I think a lot of people who've been through experiences that mirror yours or ones that are far more extreme than yours but highlight certain lessons in life, I think there's a lot you can gain from that.
For sure.
I just don't think that this is a good place for it.
jordan holmes
I mean, I find it incredibly disgusting because I have been to so many different places where people genuinely believe.
So hard in all of this shit.
And they do not.
They just don't give a shit about any of the...
You can hear her words cloaked in a fucking weird imitation of an actual believer.
It feels that way.
And she's so fucking slimy.
She's slimy.
Every time she speaks, I feel like ooze falling off of her words.
dan friesen
It's going to get worse.
jordan holmes
She's gross.
dan friesen
I can say that I don't think that that behavior is implicitly gross or manipulative.
But it is in the context of this.
Because we know that she's somebody who asks for your January paycheck or there will be consequences.
We know that she's Trump's spiritual advisor.
And we know, or at least I know, what's coming up.
So I can say very confidently, although on first glance, that doesn't seem to be that bad.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Pattis is going to drop in with a couple end bombs.
dan friesen
No, not that bad.
But this book, like I said, it's changed Laurie Baker's life.
jim bakker
This book so changed your life.
This book.
jordan holmes
How?
unidentified
Yes.
jim bakker
Laurie.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
You live on a compound.
jim bakker
You've been beat up.
unidentified
Yes.
jim bakker
You've had divorce.
You've had, you know.
Not a heartbreak.
unidentified
Not a heartbreak.
jim bakker
I mean.
This is a...
She was a wild woman.
She got drugs beyond anything.
And the heart breaks in her life.
And yet, when she first got saved, they asked her to be an angel that flies.
unidentified
A flying angel.
jim bakker
At Phoenix first.
Tell me about that.
And so...
And she wouldn't even be an angel.
At first, she says, I'm not good enough to be an angel.
You know, she says, I'm not an angel.
But you are an angel.
My angel.
But you...
unidentified
Yes, she is.
jim bakker
This book, tell women that have had abortion, women who have gone through anything, this book is going to let you know that God does not walk away.
dan friesen
He's not letting Laurie speak for herself all that much.
I've noticed that trend.
He seems to be talking over her a lot whenever talking about her personal experiences, which doesn't make me feel all that comfortable.
jordan holmes
He's very much talking about her like she's not there and then suddenly remembering that she's there.
dan friesen
Or not even recognizing that she's there when she's talking.
That goes on throughout this episode.
jordan holmes
It's drugs more than anything.
She did...
My wife did a ton of drugs, like PCP.
She did...
Oh, shit!
Hey, how you doing?
You're an angel.
You're an angel.
She loved it.
Heroin, you name it.
dan friesen
There's nothing wrong with doing drugs.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
dan friesen
There's nothing wrong with taking lessons from earlier mistakes to inform your future life.
Anything like that.
I'm not interested in beating people up for reclaiming negative experiences and turning them positive.
I don't like this mentality, though.
paula white-cain
People don't value our brokenness, but you're not even qualified until you walk with a limp.
unidentified
That's it.
paula white-cain
You're not even ministering material until you've been processed.
dan friesen
I don't know if I appreciate the idea that she's putting forth that you're not qualified to be in a ministerial role unless you have some sort of a trauma-based initiation into being...
I don't even know what you...
That's offensive.
jordan holmes
Okay, so what happens is you go to the church after Sunday service.
It's about 2, 3 o 'clock.
And then the rest of the elders, the deacons and the like, they all circle around you and start punching you until you yell enough serial names.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And then you are eligible to be in the clergy.
dan friesen
It does have that feel to it.
Because what if you haven't...
Suffered some horrible trauma, but you feel called to the ministry.
jordan holmes
Boo!
Get him out of here!
dan friesen
Or do you have to then manufacture a trauma in order to become eligible to be part of the cloth?
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, you could also just read a lot of Stephen King novels and get really scared by it.
dan friesen
I don't think that qualifies.
jordan holmes
I think that qualifies.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
That's a limp.
No.
unidentified
Remember...
dan friesen
It's not.
I don't like that mentality.
jordan holmes
James Caan had a limp in that one.
dan friesen
I think that what she's trying to express is that you aren't your past damages, your past traumatic experiences.
It feels like what's intended to be said there is a reclamation kind of thing.
Really?
I'm being overly generous, but if you hear it that way, good.
If the message is, just because...
I don't know, I got divorced when I was younger.
That doesn't mean that I'm not good enough to do whatever I need to do, or whatever I'm called to do, or whatever I'm trying to do.
That's a positive message.
But when it's expressed as, in order to get to that role, it's a prerequisite that you have trauma, then I think it's the inverse of what I think the message is supposed to be.
Right?
jordan holmes
Yeah, all I'm hearing her say is like, The only way that...
Like, almost, again, as though she's the intermediary as opposed to everyone having an open relationship with God.
She is the intermediary because you are unqualified.
You've been fine.
You don't have that terrible trauma.
You can't really talk to God.
It's not until you've had that serious good shit, you know?
That's whenever you get to really fucking speak for Him with a capital H. Maybe.
dan friesen
So they're selling this book, and it's not just words in the book, I should tell you.
There are pictures.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
jim bakker
And there's pictures in this book, people.
paula white-cain
There are pictures that have never, ever been released.
jim bakker
Color pictures.
Look, there she is with the president.
unidentified
I love these pictures.
paula white-cain
Melania.
unidentified
Very rare to get color pictures.
paula white-cain
I know.
unidentified
By the way, everybody.
dan friesen
It's rare to get color pictures.
unidentified
What are we doing?
jordan holmes
What are we fucking doing?
dan friesen
We're selling a book, Jordan.
jordan holmes
This is bad.
dan friesen
We're selling a book.
jordan holmes
This is full on.
And not just that.
With this set of knives, we will also add in, and we're going to have to put a clock on this, Dan, color pictures.
dan friesen
Man, it's going to get so much worse.
So, Jim Baker, he's been in the halls of power, right?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Now, he's talked to presidents.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Before he went to prison.
jordan holmes
And prison guards.
He has talked to both in the highest halls of power.
dan friesen
While he was his cellmate in prison.
So, he knows that a lot of, like, the high-end people don't like people like you.
Right.
But Trump does.
jim bakker
I know what real high church type church people sometimes.
They don't want to be around us.
unidentified
Scammer.
jim bakker
Charismatic type people.
Thiefs.
And so...
unidentified
He loves spirit-filled fire.
paula white-cain
He would always watch your program.
He would watch...
I mean, he watched the most on-fire Holy Ghost preaching.
And the first words out of his mouth...
unidentified
He told me he watched it.
jim bakker
He told me he watched my show.
paula white-cain
For years.
jim bakker
Over the years.
I mean, you know, I've been on for a hundred years.
paula white-cain
Listen, the first words out of his mouth, and I go on here, so Robin, his receptionist, gets on the line and talk about loyalty.
To this day, there are employees around him that have been with him.
The people in my building, and I have a Trump building, then we go into detail into that, because every false thing that people think, I go into detail.
Because you can't buy trust, you can't buy loyalty.
And I say how...
God forged that relationship.
dan friesen
She lives in a Trump building.
Really, she has a home in one of the Trump buildings.
Really?
Which is a weird thing to say, and then accuse people of fake news, and then say you can't buy loyalty, but you have a really expensive home in the Trump building.
jordan holmes
And then you get a job in the administration of the guy who you purposefully bought the...
dan friesen
And there's some sort of...
I don't know how substantiated they are, but there are some reports flying around that Trump wanted to start a megachurch with her.
Of course.
Why wouldn't he?
Of course.
jordan holmes
It's a great operation.
dan friesen
Great scam.
jordan holmes
He keeps losing money working with properties.
He didn't even realize you could just say you owe me money or you'll die, and that's fine.
He didn't even realize that.
dan friesen
So you noticed that, I think, the exact thing.
It's like the high-end religious people, people in these halls of power, don't want to hang out with us charismatics.
Well, yeah, there's a reason.
You're embarrassing.
jordan holmes
But not just that.
He literally described it using...
Charismatic type people.
Confidence men.
He couldn't stop himself from finding synonyms for the thing that he is.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I think that, yeah, good.
I prefer a society where serious people don't want to be associated with people like this.
It's better if that wall exists.
Build that wall.
So, Paula starts talking about Trump going to church, right?
He goes to these churches, and sometimes they're just not about Jesus enough.
jordan holmes
Really?
paula white-cain
I mean, he'll tell me, like, I went to this church.
He goes, ah, Paul, they're so boring.
He goes, I went because I wanted to hear about Jesus.
unidentified
He said, they talked about their dog and stuff.
He's like, I want to hear about Jesus.
paula white-cain
And I said, there's a whole other side.
Yes, you might see the public persona.
He's strong.
Don't get me wrong.
I mean, I would never get in the boxing ring with him, that's for sure.
He doesn't start the fight, but he probably will finish it.
And I think we need someone like that right now.
unidentified
Absolutely.
dan friesen
You know, that's what the Bible advocates for.
Hey, when times get tough, get a boxer.
jordan holmes
Turn the other cheek to hide your right hook!
dan friesen
Yeah, and it's interesting to me.
He goes to these churches, everyone's talking about their dog.
Jim, you've been selling a book for half an hour.
jordan holmes
I wanted to hear about Jesus.
We're going to sell this book first.
dan friesen
Jesus is in the book, but we're going to talk mostly about this book.
jordan holmes
I love that she has apparently been given carte blanche to just lie about whatever the president does.
Totally.
dan friesen
But that's what she does.
That's why she's in the office of public liaison.
Because, Jordan, let's just break this down.
This is a crass attempt to appeal to evangelicals.
Yes, obviously.
All of this is is an attempt to really pull that base back together and solidify it.
Because that's one of the only shots there is for this election cycle, is making that end of Christianity really, really afraid of losing this election.
And so what she's doing here on this show is, this is...
She's campaigning.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
There's no way around it.
jordan holmes
Every part of this is disgusting.
dan friesen
She's appearing as a campaign surrogate on Jim Baker's show.
jordan holmes
You got it.
She'll also sell her book.
She's brilliant.
She has nailed this shit.
dan friesen
Now, about that book.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's written by a woman.
jordan holmes
Are there pictures in it?
dan friesen
There are.
Color pictures, which is very rare.
It's written by a woman.
jim bakker
Okay.
dan friesen
Right?
And it's changed this woman's life.
Right?
unidentified
How?
dan friesen
Lori Baker's life.
jordan holmes
How, though?
She lives in a compound.
dan friesen
Here's the thing.
Jim's like, it might be a chick book.
jim bakker
I don't think it's a chick book, but it's a chick book.
Can I say it?
I don't know.
But I want all the men to read it.
unidentified
I really do.
I want the men to read it, but every woman, I promise you, it's a page turner.
jim bakker
Broken women should read it.
jordan holmes
Whoa!
dan friesen
I love the idea that he's saying that this is a chick book.
Maybe it's not.
It's a chick book.
jordan holmes
It's a chick book.
dan friesen
And then he talks over Lori when she's trying to recommend the book.
It's very disrespectful.
The amount that he talks over his wife and introduces his daughter as Tammy Sue Baker.
Very weird!
These familial relationships just don't feel very close.
I don't want to say that there's no love there, because I'm sure there is.
jordan holmes
You don't have to be sure there is.
There could be none, and it would be fine.
dan friesen
Right, but I don't have any evidence of that, and it would be very disrespectful and inappropriate.
I just think that the indications you see here are like, if there is a very strong family unit, it doesn't translate to the show.
There is sort of a separation of on-show behavior and off-air behavior.
That must be there.
Or else, this just seems weird.
These people relate to each other.
It's gross.
jordan holmes
If you put it in this term, this is basically their office.
I know plenty of offices with complete strangers who love each other far more than these people do.
This is a weird business situation.
These guys are in a company.
That's what they are.
dan friesen
So, I don't agree with her perception, but Paula White Cain does not believe that she's in the politics game.
jordan holmes
Oh!
paula white-cain
And I don't consider myself to do politics.
I do people.
I say yes to God.
18 years ago, when I told him the story, the Lord spoke to me and said, regarding then Mr. Trump, show him who I am.
dan friesen
This.
jordan holmes
Wow!
dan friesen
Is how you reveal the religious con to a con man.
jordan holmes
Not fair.
dan friesen
This is, you know, like 18 years ago, God said, get involved with this Trump guy.
She goes and starts talking to him, and through their relationship, he realizes, like, oh man, religion could be a grift.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And here we are.
jordan holmes
We made a gentleman's agreement, and nothing is in writing, of course.
dan friesen
I gave him proof of concept for...
Anyway, look.
This election is coming up.
And the whole political scene.
jordan holmes
She's not into it.
It's not her thing.
She does people.
She does people, Dan.
dan friesen
Because it's not politics.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's decades.
Centuries long.
Spiritual conflict.
jordan holmes
I did not know that.
paula white-cain
It is a battle of righteousness and wickedness, and it did not start with President Trump.
This has been a battle to try to take this nation, because if this nation goes down, I'm telling you, this nation, you want to, oh, don't get me started, see?
If this nation goes down, so we are the hope to this world, because this nation was dedicated with little white crosses that were marked along the beaches, down by Virginia Beach and Plymouth, that were marked, that said, We dedicate this land to take the gospel to the nations.
And once the gospel is taken to the nations, we usher into the return of the Lord.
And so, yes, they want this light to go dim in America because if we do not be the beacon of hope to the world, and if we do not take the gospel to the world, then there is a darkness.
But I believe that we are not going to go through a period where there is a 400-year of shut doors or when we're at perilous time.
I believe we are ushering in the great awakening, and we will see.
The greatest harvest ever.
And there's a fight.
So you're going to get me started.
dan friesen
I think you got started.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
I hear there just sort of an endorsement of religious colonialism.
A belief that this is a fundamentally Christian nation.
Yep.
And that somehow our existence as a Christian nation is a prerequisite for the return of Jesus.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
I don't like that she's working in the White House.
jordan holmes
I don't understand where your issues arise.
dan friesen
I don't like that she is working in the government.
jordan holmes
I think that what she just said is something that somebody says a week before they start burning immigrants.
That is terrifying.
dan friesen
It's not too different in some ways from Alex's beliefs.
Centuries-long spiritual warfare between good and evil.
America is a Christian nation.
All this stuff is very, very close to what Alex believes.
I wouldn't want him working in the White House either.
unidentified
I get that people think that it's more important.
jordan holmes
To us, it's more important.
But if you truly believe in God, him giving a shit about an election is the same as him giving a shit about whether or not the Cowboys win.
It's infinite, guys.
dan friesen
To an extent.
jordan holmes
It's infinite.
dan friesen
But the way that you get around that is that you make the argument in some way that if Trump wins, he'll be able to fundamentally reshape the entire government and turn it into the Christian government that God wants to exist on Earth and has wanted for all of time.
jordan holmes
No, but he doesn't.
dan friesen
Well, you would say that.
jordan holmes
Because he didn't say it.
dan friesen
Paula disagrees.
But she's lying!
Well, we could go in circles.
But that's how you sell the importance to it.
Like, hey, you know, in the next four years, if Trump stays in, there'll be even more Supreme Court justices that he's able to appoint.
And then what happens then?
Bada bing, bada boom, all these liberal laws go away.
Voting Rights Act is thrown out.
unidentified
Get it out of here!
dan friesen
Civil Rights Act thrown out.
jordan holmes
Who needs it?
dan friesen
Controls on churches being run as scams.
Why would we want those?
Johnson Amendment overturned.
jordan holmes
Come on.
dan friesen
Abortion gone.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
And we'll turn this into a utopia, Dan.
dan friesen
For some.
For a few?
jordan holmes
For, I don't know, somebody who's got millions of dollars and works in the White House.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I mean, that's not to say that Trump being in office for four more years, that possibility would bring that about.
But that's the sales pitch to the people who Paula is talking to.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
We can transform this country into a...
Well, let's not say theocracy because we believe that.
We can't say that.
That's a loaded word.
jordan holmes
There's baggage.
There's a lot of words there.
dan friesen
In form and function, this could become a Christian theocracy if you have enough time.
That's why it's life or death.
If Trump loses, all the good stuff that he's done gets rolled back whenever the next person comes in.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
So that's how you turn it into something that's more important than a Cowboys game.
But yes, for you and me, it does seem absurd.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's very absurd.
dan friesen
Day to God is a thousand years.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Wait, do you mean...
Oh, okay, now I got it.
I always heard that in the other...
This is a whole proof of the pudding is in the eating situation.
dan friesen
A thousand years to God is a day?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I might just be quoting a RZA lyric.
Anyway.
Shows what I care about.
jordan holmes
I'd like to read from Wu-Tang 416.
dan friesen
But the big thing is this idea that Trump being in office will allow rollbacks of reproductive rights.
Essentially, that's one of the major selling points.
And Paula gets into that a little bit here.
paula white-cain
They want to fight President Trump because of what he's standing for when you are the most pro-life president ever.
So when you are looking at all these others, thank you.
unidentified
So let's just go biblical for a minute.
paula white-cain
Other candidates that are running, pay attention.
Ask God to download to you when you are willing to abort a baby at nine months.
Oh, I don't like the sex.
You can abort it.
You kill it.
That's called murder.
But yet, if a person is pregnant, you can double and you kill them.
It's considered a double homicide.
Now, watch from a spiritual standpoint.
There are only two nations that would do late-term abortion.
Two in this world.
And one of them is lessening on it.
Two.
You ready?
So now you know it from a spiritual.
North Korea and China.
dan friesen
Paula is a damn liar.
unidentified
That's bullshit!
dan friesen
She's a liar.
jordan holmes
She's just talking about people who murder.
dan friesen
She is a liar.
jordan holmes
That's insane.
dan friesen
So the issue that I come to is there's very substantive differences between providing reproductive rights even up to late term.
In situations particularly where a person's life is at risk or the child would be unviable outside the womb, those sorts of things are very different than someone murdering a pregnant woman.
There's an element of the rights being violated by a murder that are not there in the conversation of, you know, let's say...
Electively ending a pregnancy, even if it is in the ninth month, when if you give birth to the child, it'll live for a couple hours and die a painful death.
No one is providing ninth month abortions for someone who's like, oh, it's gonna be a boy, I wanted a girl.
That doesn't happen.
That is a fake talking point that she's putting forth here.
But the big lie is the two countries thing.
There are seven countries in the world that allow elective abortion.
You just choose to get an abortion in proper circumstances after 20 weeks.
And they are Canada, China, the Netherlands, North Korea, Singapore, the United States, and Vietnam.
She just chose to say China and North Korea because those are the two big boogeymen in the anti-communist extreme right-wing circles, which Jim Baker is a religious offshoot of.
So it's definitely not in our interest to muddy the conversation by bringing Canada and the Netherlands into the conversation.
No, no, no.
It's much easier to just pretend that the only people who would allow this thing that you're against are in these countries you've already established as code words for evil.
That's bullshit.
jordan holmes
Well, just listen to their reaction of just...
Those two countries?
dan friesen
We're like them?
jordan holmes
There is nothing I appreciate more than somebody who goes on a religious talk show He proclaims the word of Jesus and just happens to lie directly to everybody's face over and over and over again.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
There is nothing more in keeping with the teachings of Christ, Dan.
dan friesen
Thou shalt.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, you know, Alex believes that we're fighting with actual demons.
jordan holmes
Yes, we are.
dan friesen
Principalities.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
So does a ball of white game.
paula white-cain
So now you're looking.
Think for a minute spiritually.
We're not wrestling against flesh and blood.
And I know I'll get a lot of backlash.
That's okay.
Bring it on.
All right.
Ephesians 6:12 says we are wrestling against principalities, powers, darkness, and wickedness.
Now, there are strong men that we know.
There's a Jezebel spirit.
We know that's operating.
There's a Leviathan spirit.
We know that's operating.
Get in your Bible and just understand.
The Bible tells you what the principalities are.
The Bible declares what the strong men are.
We can know it, but if we don't go in and war...
We're against it as born-again believers that have authority both in heaven and in earth, that we have power through the blood of Jesus Christ.
This is not a natural battle.
It's a spiritual battle.
And when you look at the only other two that do late-term, that is murder.
I'm just dealing with one issue.
I'm not even telling you all the good things we're doing, the religious liberty, the lower courts, the 177 appointees on lower courts, the Supreme Court justice.
unidentified
That's disgusting.
jordan holmes
Look what they have done to put Kavanaugh.
paula white-cain
I mean, seriously.
dan friesen
Look what they've done to Kavanaugh.
jordan holmes
Poor Kavanaugh!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That is disgusting.
unidentified
She...
jordan holmes
Dan!
Dan!
dan friesen
Do you have a question?
jordan holmes
Her list of spiritual victories are...
He's appointed justices.
That's what she's got.
She's political.
No, this is a religious...
dan friesen
It's political.
jordan holmes
No, this is completely separate.
dan friesen
That's political.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
He's just appointing a lot of...
dan friesen
Justices to the judges.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's religious.
There's nothing more religious than that.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
No, we need to elect him so he can religiously appoint.
dan friesen
Maybe the point that she wants to make, but won't make, is that part of her religious belief is political.
Maybe part of the thing that she's trying to express, but won't, probably for some reason, is that there is a political dynamic.
and advocacy and action that implied in her application of her religious beliefs.
jordan holmes
Are you trying to get rid of her tax-exempt status, Dan?
dan friesen
I don't know if she has it, honestly.
I don't know.
I never look into those sorts of things.
Because I think a lot of people just sacrifice their 501c3 status in order to act like Jim Baker does.
I think that some folks are just like, fuck it.
jordan holmes
We're a TV show.
dan friesen
We're going to go too far.
We're going to get in trouble.
jordan holmes
Why even bother?
dan friesen
I've already been to prison once.
It's all a bit of a mystery to me.
I would be surprised if she pays much in taxes.
But I also wouldn't be surprised.
It's not worth it.
jordan holmes
I find that they are...
Because that's one of the things that they're going to campaign on, is the fact that he has appointed a bunch of justices.
They're not going to campaign on him doing anything because he hasn't.
dan friesen
Small point.
Are they justices?
jordan holmes
Judges?
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't...
jordan holmes
That's a good question.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't actually know.
Appeals court justice.
It sounds weird to me, but I don't know.
jordan holmes
Or is it appeals court judge?
unidentified
Why is the Supreme Court justice greater?
dan friesen
Sorry, didn't get you off track there.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
Now we need to get to the bottom of this.
dan friesen
All right.
Sub episode.
jordan holmes
No, it's just so nakedly hypocritical, that idea of, here's what we're proud of.
We're proud of him appointing judges who are going to brazenly rewrite the law.
dan friesen
To fit our religious ideology.
jordan holmes
You cannot, if you are campaigning on appointing justices, what you are really saying is, I am destroying democracy through the court system.
dan friesen
Sure, and one of the things that's so hypocritical and gross about this, too, is one of the things that you see so commonly in these right-wing circles as an attack on Islam is to say it's not a religion, it's a political ideology.
It's a political system masked as a religion.
And I don't believe that to be true.
I don't think that that is a fair attack on Islam.
And I don't think it's a fair thing to say about Christianity either.
But I do think that the way that Paula is engaging with some Christianity lends itself to be also a political thing.
So when you have these people who are attacking Islam with these specific attacks and are acting in ways that are similar to the depiction of Islam that they're putting forth, it just...
It's very tough.
It's very tough to swallow.
jordan holmes
It's the religious version of so much.
I know exactly how we're going to malign my opponents.
We're going to say they're doing what we're doing.
And then no one will know.
dan friesen
It seems to be an incredibly effective trick.
jordan holmes
It's ridiculously effective.
dan friesen
It seems to have such universal application.
So, most of the beginning of this episode is selling Paula's book.
Trying to move this book.
It changed Lori's life, although Jim won't let her talk about it.
jordan holmes
I think that may have been the way that it's changed her life.
Jim is no longer allowing her to talk.
dan friesen
The middle part, you know, you get a little bit of Trump is great.
I'm not in politics, but here's all this political shit.
Yep.
Then, towards the end, we get big news.
jim bakker
God has spoken to me in the last 24 hours.
It's time to launch my final network.
And I'm going to have my 80th birthday in a few weeks.
That's unbelievable.
Most people retire about that time.
But God says you're not going to retire.
He just told me you're not going to retire.
So it's fine as long as he gives me strength to keep going.
And if he can keep, you know, Paula going, he can keep all of us going, people.
Amen.
So today, on this broadcast, I'm introducing what God is speaking to me next.
And by the way, on New Year's Eve, I want you to listen to me.
unidentified
Yes.
jim bakker
On New Year's Eve.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
jim bakker
God woke me in the night last night about this program and about what's going on.
unidentified
Right.
Amen.
jim bakker
God gave me a full download of what is going to happen next.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
jim bakker
It's so shocking.
I'm not going to tell you now.
I won't tell you this week.
unidentified
What?
jim bakker
I'm going to tell you, God willing, on New Year's Eve.
It will be my first major New Year's Eve address.
jordan holmes
What is happening?
dan friesen
God revealed something to him back on New Year's Eve.
And then now, next New Year's Eve, he's going to reveal it to you.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
This can't be a very important prophecy, if it can wait a year.
jordan holmes
It can wait.
dan friesen
It does not seem...
jordan holmes
Well, the fun thing about these types of prophecies...
Is that he is going to announce something that happened in December on New Year's Eve as a prophecy about what happened in December.
He knew it!
dan friesen
Convoluted.
jordan holmes
He knew it, Dan!
dan friesen
Nonsensical, some might say.
jordan holmes
Ridiculous.
dan friesen
But he said that...
jordan holmes
Is New Year's Eve Sweeps Week for religion?
dan friesen
Must be.
I'm thinking that he just mixed up that New Year's Eve prophecy and whatever God told him within the last week.
Because within the last week, God told him...
To form his last network.
jordan holmes
I don't know what that is.
dan friesen
Well, we'll learn a little bit more here.
jim bakker
God spoke to me that we were to finish this studio.
We have a studio under construction for the last couple years.
There's the building.
unidentified
Wow.
jim bakker
And inside that building has no equipment in it yet.
It needs the walls and everything to be put in and all the lighting fixtures and all.
It could be done in 90 days if I had the money.
And it's getting so difficult to raise money because, you know, people say, oh, you shouldn't do this.
You shouldn't sell items.
You shouldn't do this.
You know what?
unidentified
If you've got a good idea that works, I'll take it.
Exactly.
jim bakker
I'll borrow it from you.
paula white-cain
The ridiculousness of that is like, okay, you're going to go to work and work for free?
I mean, seriously.
unidentified
Wow.
Holla.
Oh, boy.
jordan holmes
I follow in the footsteps of my leader, Jesus Christ.
But I'm not doing it for free, baby.
Jesus, you better fucking give me benefits, too.
I want good insurance, Jesus.
dan friesen
So he's building a new studio.
And he's pretty self-conscious about raising money because...
You know, people are making fun of the buckets and all that shit.
jordan holmes
People have rightfully pointed out he's an evil piece of shit.
dan friesen
Yeah.
He might have flown under the radar for a while, and then people started posting little clips of him doing this absurd bucket shit on Twitter, and now it's like, I look bad.
Yeah.
That hasn't stopped him.
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
Well, I mean, hey.
dan friesen
So he's starting this, he needs to build this new studio, because he's starting a network called The Voice of the Prophets.
He wants to run 24 hours a day.
Very reminiscent of Alex.
You know, everybody wants...
These people don't recognize...
One of the things that's the biggest problem with the media nowadays is the 24-hour cycle.
jordan holmes
Yes, it is an issue.
dan friesen
They don't realize that they will fall victim to the same thing.
jordan holmes
No, never.
dan friesen
Alex running 24 hours a day would be the worst thing possible for him.
jordan holmes
No, he's great.
dan friesen
Jim Baker running a Voice of the Prophets 24-hour-a-day prophecy network would be ridiculous.
It would be such diminishing returns.
It would be a disastrous idea.
But he needs to do this because...
Prophets have things to say.
Sometimes they might want to say something at 3 in the morning.
All right?
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah, that's a good argument.
dan friesen
So anyway, he needs you to give him a bunch of money.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, that's also a good one.
jim bakker
We're building the Voice of the Prophets network.
When I was in prison, God spoke to me to build a network and put the prophets on.
Well, God has spoken to me to go on major television.
paula white-cain
Amen.
jim bakker
24 hours a day.
Where if God moves, one of the prophets said, Jim is going to broadcast the events of what God's doing.
And there's going to be healings and miracles take place up here on this mountain.
And so we're to go.
And we can do this.
We can do it in 90 days.
We could be on the air 24 hours a day, beaming loudly.
That's our PTL means prophets talking loudly.
What?
The studio is there.
I renamed the studio the Voice of the Prophet studio.
And in the entrance, the lobby, I call it the atrium of that studio.
Smart.
I have a picture of my dream of it.
This is the lobby, the hall of the prophet's atrium.
And Jesus, God willing, is going to move...
There, from here, because this is the Hall of the Prophets and it's going to have a place where we're going to put a brass plate on those who give this $1,000 gift to build and finish.
Open the network 24 hours a day and open this studio so they can broadcast 24 hours a day.
dan friesen
So you give $1,000, you get a plaque in the hallway.
jordan holmes
Is he forcibly relocating Jesus?
dan friesen
I think that's against the law, Dan.
I thought Jesus was everywhere.
jordan holmes
That violates his rights, Dan.
dan friesen
He's evicting Jesus from the morning side.
jordan holmes
That is unfair.
Jesus was living rent-controlled, Dan, and then these big developers come in trying to donate money to build a studio.
dan friesen
I don't see a fundamental reason why he can't...
Just do what he's doing now on some sort of a streaming service.
His website has streaming capabilities.
You could just get on, I don't know, Twitch.
And do everything that he's wanting to do for not thousands of dollars.
And he has a studio.
He has a place that he's filming this very episode in.
And I think one of the reasons that he can't do that 24 hours there is because his studio, his stage, is in a big sort of ballroom-ish kind of place.
But along the wall, this compound involves living quarters that are right off the stage.
jordan holmes
So if they were going 24-7, then people are going to be like, turn it down out there!
dan friesen
I think so.
unidentified
I think...
dan friesen
I think that's the fundamental problem.
jordan holmes
I think that makes sense.
dan friesen
So he needs to move the shooting space away from that, I think.
This is ridiculous, fucking transparent bullshit.
jordan holmes
I mean, it is amazing.
It's amazing to me that you could literally...
Not least of which, because it's like...
Purely megalomaniacal.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Like, it is not practical.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
It is not a way to make any money.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
It is building...
It's Ozymandamus.
It is building statues of fucking Xerxes so that when he dies, he has something to leave behind.
dan friesen
I think that's part of it, but I also think that the people like Jim Baker in this scammy kind of community, they probably see all signs being green lights.
You have Trump...
Indicating that he's not going to, in any way, encourage enforcement of the Johnson Amendment-type restrictions on church behaviors.
You have him putting Paula White Cain into an official position in the White House.
You've got to think, like, now is the time.
We've got to strike while the iron's hot.
We've got to do whatever we can to expand this grift.
And I get why you do that, but it also seems woefully transparent.
This is just like...
All right, we've got to do this.
We have to get going on this.
We can make millions and millions of dollars if we can just get to the point we need to get to, but that window's going to be closed eventually.
jordan holmes
Well, I'm amazed how confident they are.
That's terrifying to me, because if they're that confident that they're building a...
dan friesen
They've got a year until the election.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Right?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And if Trump wins in 2020...
They have a real nice cushion.
jordan holmes
The game is afoot.
They're going to run rampant on the American system.
dan friesen
Even if 2020 doesn't go their way, they still have a year wherein we can make a move here.
And then it challenges the people who come in after Trump to tamp down on this.
They're going to have to expend political capital in order to undo...
jordan holmes
They're horrific monstrosities, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know if horrific monstrosity is fair, but scam.
jordan holmes
I haven't seen the studio, but...
dan friesen
I only saw an artist's rendering of it, and it looks just like a building.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I wouldn't be surprised if it looked like Jim Baker's fucking face.
That's the level of narcissistic asshole we're dealing with.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, in this next clip...
Jim kind of rewrites his own legal troubles from the 80s.
jordan holmes
As they always do.
jim bakker
People do not understand.
But I have talked to people in government, in prison and out.
Believe me, there's a lot of people in prison.
You'd be shocked.
But they told me they were afraid that I was going to endorse Pat Robertson for president back then.
And they thought with his audience and my audience, they had no chance against.
Pat Robertson.
And he won the first primaries.
Do you remember that?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
jim bakker
And so they thought...
paula white-cain
Talk about him.
jim bakker
I was working for Dr. Lowry.
That's right.
The president who...
Ronald Reagan, I mentioned to him, I said, I'm going to do everything.
We thought the cameras were off.
I said, we're going to do everything to deliver 50 million votes.
dan friesen
Political.
jim bakker
And I had all the major ministry evangelists, brought them to his home, did everything.
And we helped win that presidency of the United States of America.
unidentified
Political.
jordan holmes
You're not supposed to brag about that.
You're supposed to lie about it.
paula white-cain
People need to understand how these principalities work.
dan friesen
Political.
So, a couple quick points.
First, Pat Robertson did run for president in the 1988 election.
He did not win the early primaries, but weirdly, he did end up winning a couple.
He took Nevada, Washington State, Alaska, and Hawaii, although the Washington one, I believe, if I understand correctly, he may have won because of some manipulations of procedural things.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
There's an asterisk on Washington.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
He didn't even make it through the entire primary cycle and he dropped out of the race on May 16th, 1988.
Jim Baker wasn't indicted for his mail fraud and wire fraud until December 1988 and his trial wouldn't happen until August 1989.
The timeline for this doesn't really match up at all.
Also, I suspect that the person who told him these things while he was in prison was Lyndon LaRouche, who was his cellmate while he was in the joint.
Lyndon LaRouche is crazy.
jordan holmes
You would be surprised how many people you'll find in prison.
dan friesen
Lyndon LaRouche.
jordan holmes
Lyndon LaRouche is one of them.
dan friesen
I do not care about this second-hand prison gossip that is probably coming from LaRouche.
jordan holmes
You're supposed to lie about being the political wing.
You're supposed to lie!
Just give me a lie.
dan friesen
You don't have to anymore.
Yeah, you don't have to anymore.
jordan holmes
We delivered an election is a fine thing to say in church now.
dan friesen
I guess so.
So this is where we get to the point where Paula, who has just been here and selling her book, now really gets active in helping Jim try and get money.
For his new network.
jordan holmes
So she's done her scam half.
Now she's going to help him with his scam half.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Okay.
paula white-cain
And this is so important that even at 80, I keep feeling in my spirit because 80 is a unique number to God.
Eight, of course, means new beginnings, and 10 is a number of completion.
And God says, there's a completion that I'm doing that is releasing you into a new beginning.
And that's what, it is a cycle of God's completion for new beginnings to be released into your life.
And there's no, because there's no Hebrew word as coincidence.
So we know that everything, that's what eternity is, that purpose has, is for, destiny is eternal, purpose is for under heaven.
And it is God's purpose, his eternal purpose, your destiny to build this.
It had to be launched when you're 80. It might feel like a delay, but it was not.
And right now, someone is about to send you that million-dollar check in the name of Jesus.
You just simply need to be obedient.
Whether it's $100,000, whether it's $10,000, it's going to be wonderful that you have your plaque.
This is beautiful as blown away because I was like, he's going to think I stole some of my stuff from him because God's been downloading several things that are so similar.
dan friesen
I'm planning the same scam!
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I mean, I am a little bit in awe of her oratory prowess.
dan friesen
You mean her ability to just keep talking?
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But in a way that makes it sound like she's Jesus-ing.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But it's not.
jordan holmes
She's Marjo-ing.
She's doing the tent revivalist bullshit.
dan friesen
If you actually listen to these longer clips of her talking, it's disconnected, it's rambling, it's...
Using rhetorical devices where you say similarly framed sentence fragments repeatedly, like, God is love, God is will, God is faith, while you're clearly just on repetition.
Trying to come up with the next thing you say.
I've done stand-up enough to know that sometimes you forget where you're going and you have just little things that you can say to fill time while you're like, oh, that's my next bit.
Alright, I'll get into this.
So much of her rhetorical prowess is just those tricks, those same things that you do in order to be like, okay, I know how to make it sound like I have a point.
And that's kind of it.
jordan holmes
Right, that's why I bring up Marjo.
It's a 12-year-old kid talking to thousands upon thousands of people.
These tricks work.
dan friesen
So I find it distasteful that she now has an official job in the government and she's on Jim Baker's show saying like, hey, you asking for $1,000 for a plaque at your Christian profit network, you're going to think I ripped you off because I'm doing that.
I'm going to do that.
You work in the government now.
This is distasteful.
jordan holmes
It's a never-ending thirst, too.
Isn't that...
That's so...
That sucks.
Like, you've got so much money.
You've got more money than you could conceive of.
And all you can think to do is just try and scam more people out of fucking dollars.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Because she's not...
You know, he's not getting $10,000 donations.
He's getting...
Five bucks from people who fucking need five bucks.
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Or a thousand dollars from people who need five bucks.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
But look, dude, what you don't understand is that this money, there's a ledger sheet in heaven.
paula white-cain
Every treasure you give here on earth is being stored up in heaven.
There is a department of treasury in heaven.
Now, I know Mnuchin's over down here, but I'm telling you, there's a department of treasury in heaven that God is watching over everything you do, and you are storing up eternal treasure that will go so far beyond, I think, that we can even begin to imagine that you are mandated by God.
I feel a mandate.
I know I was supposed to come share my book, but I feel a mandate to help you build this.
And God says, remove the pressure, remove the burden, that you are not supposed to carry burdens that would stress you out, that would make you physically ill.
You're to live well over 100 years.
You're to carry on, I'm telling you, and I know this spiritually, because there is much work for you to do, and it is not supposed to stress your body, stress your mind.
And listen, there is no stress on him by the Spirit of God except trying to get the gospel out, which means that somebody needs to do their part.
And you are that somebody.
And when you step up, your life is about to be revolutionized.
How do you think I got out of that trailer?
God is about to make a supernatural way for you right now in your obedience to standing with Jim and Lori because it's really not your dream at all.
God just chose you as a vessel.
It's God's dream because he knows you'll be obedient.
and that's what God wants it so you're not watching by coincidence God wants to heal And when you line up, your something greater gets released.
unidentified
Amen.
It's so powerful.
dan friesen
That's insane.
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
She's talking directly to the people watching at home.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
You need to obey.
Wow.
That's fucked up.
What's so interesting about this is that there's this belief that she's expressing that people like Jim...
Shouldn't have to feel stress.
They should be relieved of the stress of the millions of dollars that they're trying to make in order to operate exactly how they're operating now.
jordan holmes
And you should be relieved of the stress of having an extra thousand dollars that you don't know what to do with.
dan friesen
That's a fun way to say it, but in reality, she's not at all recognizing the stress of everyday people who they are targeting.
jordan holmes
Don't care.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
They don't.
dan friesen
And that's cruel.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's abusive.
Imagine hearing that and not thinking, like, if that's your brand of Christianity, or if that's the only brand of Christianity you've been exposed to.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
But imagine listening to that and not coming to the conclusion that Christianity is fundamentally corrupt.
You know?
Like, just...
That's...
Man, I hate her so much.
I hate her so much for making me try and defend the ideal of what Christ wants, of what he preached.
dan friesen
But you should, or whatever.
I don't know.
It's through these sort of repugnant examples that good versions of religion become very clearly identifiable.
I think that maybe there's some value in them existing for that, but I also think they do way more damage.
jordan holmes
I think there's value of them existing in a museum.
dan friesen
Maybe.
There's an interesting thing that she's presenting here, though, that, you know, if you're the person who believes this kind of thing, and you're watching this, and you have Paula White Kane, she's someone who is a luminary in the evangelical world, to the point where she now works in the fucking White House.
jordan holmes
I really don't like you saying that.
dan friesen
She's an incredibly credible person in this sphere.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Right?
She has political clout.
She has religious clout.
jordan holmes
And a shit ton of money.
dan friesen
She's on Jim Baker's show.
He's one of the legends in the game.
He's talking about how God has called him to create this new voice of the Prophets Network because prophets need a place to speak.
God has told him he must do this, so he has to do this.
Paula is saying, I came on to talk about my book, but I feel so drawn to helping you pull off this miracle.
So you, out there listening.
You need to obey and send in this money because Jim needs to not have the stresses of these financial things wearing over him.
He's 80. If you're in that position and you're listening to this, you're presented with a couple of possibilities.
One is that I don't have the money, I can't do it.
You literally don't have the money.
Then you feel like, well, I can't be a part of this religious thing.
Or you do have the money and you're like, I'm not going to give it.
Then you're disobedient to God.
jordan holmes
Not just that.
You're killing Jim Baker.
dan friesen
You're disobedient to God.
Right?
Or you have, I don't know, $1,050 to your name.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, well, I've got to do this.
You have to do it or else you're...
jordan holmes
God will punish you.
dan friesen
You're creating a dichotomy or a choice that's abusive no matter what you choose to do.
It's just a trap.
This is a sick trap that she's putting people into who have gone far enough to believe the version of religion that she's putting forth.
And I think it's gross.
I think it's so sick.
It's cynical and abusive.
jordan holmes
It really is.
She is a fucking parasite siphoning off these people.
And they worship her for it, which is fucking...
Mind-boggling.
dan friesen
But it's not like Paula won't put her money where her mouth is.
paula white-cain
So you need $1,000?
They can go get my check and write $1,000 right now.
Seriously, I'll be the first one.
unidentified
You're the first one.
paula white-cain
I'm going to be the first one.
jordan holmes
I'm going to need a receipt for that, by the way.
paula white-cain
This is a no-brainer.
This is God right now.
I'm not going to miss out.
I'm not going to tell somebody to do something.
So Sheila will run and get my purse.
Sheila, can you go get it?
You've got the second one?
You've got the second?
So we've got the first two.
Will you run and get my purse in the back?
I want to hand it to Jim right now.
jim bakker
They already put on the screen the $10,000 club, which is the Prophet's Armor Bearer team.
Join that.
Those are people.
Not only they're helping build the studios and all, but they're especially going to be helping with the chamber, you know, the prophet's chamber.
If you hear about the prophet's chamber in 2 Kings, and this woman says, I want to build this.
But the Bible says when you give to a prophet, you receive a prophet's reward.
paula white-cain
Amen.
jim bakker
And I'm believing God for some folks that will say, Jim, I'm just going to join this $10,000.
Armor bearer, we call it, for the profits.
paula white-cain
This is so vital.
I am blown away because what you're doing here, you're not doing very much in Florida.
It's almost like I'm sitting here going, this is just like God is speaking.
dan friesen
This is exactly what I'm doing in Florida.
This is amazing.
jordan holmes
This is ridiculous.
unidentified
This is disgusting.
dan friesen
I actually still wouldn't be compelled by this, but I think it would be interesting if she's like, I'll give you $1,000, and then Jim's like, well, we also have the $10,000 level.
She's like, I'm not giving you $10,000.
jordan holmes
I can't afford that.
dan friesen
I'm sorry.
I can, but I can't.
jordan holmes
I can afford a million of those, but I cannot afford that.
In the 50s, one of the ways that they fought the KKK was just revealing how stupid the names were.
Like, you're a grand dragon.
dan friesen
Prophet's armor level?
jordan holmes
And people were like, that's fucking stupid.
If you're in Prophet's armor level, fuck off.
dan friesen
There's an interesting thing here where, like, the conversation around this network and the importance of being obedient is done on the $1,000 level, which is still a lot of money for someone to be sending Jim Baker.
jordan holmes
A ridiculous amount of money.
dan friesen
But it's not in the realm of comical, kind of.
It's not to the point where you're like, get the fuck out of here.
I am.
Sure.
But you internalize the idea of giving him this amount of money in the context of its obedience to give to Jim.
And then you escalate a little bit.
So now this $10,000 level, all the other stuff we talked about with the $1,000 level, it still applies.
jordan holmes
Oh, it's still in there.
But you get more, Dan.
dan friesen
It's an escalation.
So, you know, it's important that there are prophets and they speak.
And it's not just because prophets are psychic.
That's small potatoes.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
It's because they are able to will words of God into existence or something.
jordan holmes
I really don't think that's true.
dan friesen
This is weird.
paula white-cain
Without a prophetic word, then the people...
So when the priest's mouth was open and the prophet's mouth were open, the people prospered.
And prosperity is not money.
To prosper means to advance, to break out, to break through, to break forth.
It means there's no way you're going to be able to break out, break through, break forth without that prophetic word.
It is not just foretelling, but it's telling forth.
So when a prophet, and there are many true prophets in the earth right now, when the prophet comes forth, the prophetic...
It's not like a psychic or something.
I mean, familiar spirits can do that.
It has the power of God to not only download the word of knowledge, the word of wisdom, discerning of spirits, but it's the prophetic word that shifts.
So it's not just foretelling, it's telling forth.
It's shifting you into alignment, which is what Ecclesiastes 3 is all about.
That God's put eternity in your heart so the will of God can come to pass in the earth.
So when the prophet gives the direction...
then the intercessors have to come in and pray it through, which is why you've got a chapel over here and you've got a chapel over here so that the people can pray through what the prophetic word is.
And you say, well, why is this important?
Because if somebody doesn't do it, nations are going to go down.
It's just that simple.
So right now, write the P.O. box, call that toll free number and so that thousand, so that $10,000 and be a part of this.
I feel it's such an urgency.
unidentified
Holy shit!
jordan holmes
Wow!
dan friesen
Holy shit.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
That's an ad pivot.
jordan holmes
Man, that is...
She should be fucking homeless.
She should be homeless because she is the type of person who is begging for your money who would shit on a homeless person if they asked her.
dan friesen
She might, actually, in a couple clips.
jordan holmes
What?
God damn it, Dan!
She's a fucking thief!
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, you see so clearly there this, like, okay, so you need the place where the prophets can come and speak, but you also need all the intercessors, the prey people.
jordan holmes
Well, of course.
dan friesen
So that's why you have your compound here full of people praying.
jordan holmes
Those are your Jesus middle managers.
dan friesen
Look, this is super important because if this doesn't happen, then the West is gone or whatever.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep.
So please send me your money.
dan friesen
Not please.
You better get to that P.O. box.
jordan holmes
Please is rude for her.
dan friesen
Holy shit.
jordan holmes
Man, that is fucked up.
It's so bad.
Not least of which, because prophets are apparently just chiropractors.
They're just going to align you better.
They're not going to actually bring anything into existence.
They're just going to align you with what it is.
dan friesen
God.
jordan holmes
That was a big pile of nonsense.
dan friesen
It definitely is.
So they move on from this.
Although it does come up a lot.
The giving the money for the new chapel and studio.
jordan holmes
Not a surprise.
dan friesen
But I think it's more important really to focus on what they get into after this, which is some of the more like, I know she's not into politics.
She's not political.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But it's important to recognize that through Paula, Jim Baker has a direct line to the White House.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
jim bakker
She became the first woman to pray at the inauguration.
dan friesen
Nope.
jim bakker
Using the name of Jesus and the other ministers that you helped put together.
paula white-cain
We're doing it every day.
We're praying every day and worshiping in the White House.
jim bakker
Lori and I are on the phone every week with the White House.
unidentified
Oh, I love it when we do those.
jim bakker
I don't know if you know that, but I know you're on the phone a lot.
unidentified
Yeah, Paul is orchestrating it.
She's behind it.
paula white-cain
God's orchestrating it, but Paul is it.
dan friesen
God's behind it, but Paul is orchestrating this direct line, this direct connection between scam fucks like Jim Baker and the White House.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
This is how you end up, like, this is one of the things, it's like, it's so easy for them now.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it is so easy.
dan friesen
Someone like Trump is so, like, very easy for them to, I don't know how much of it is playing him and how much of it's just, like, he's cool with it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But whatever it is, like, okay, this is good.
jordan holmes
There is the question of, like.
dan friesen
You have to recognize this is, like.
What's going on in the world right now is so fucked up that this is like issue 30. Yeah.
But in stable, fine times, this would be a very pressing issue.
jordan holmes
This is a real big problem.
unidentified
And you know what?
dan friesen
This has the potential to rise up that list to number five.
unidentified
It will be.
dan friesen
Easily.
jordan holmes
Very quickly.
dan friesen
Left to its own devices, this doesn't get better.
Yeah.
And I don't see any reason why it would stop.
But, like, that's what's so crazy about the world right now, is just, like, I see this as a very, very, very serious issue, but I also recognize that it doesn't rank.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Ugh.
dan friesen
So, you know, again, she's not political, but Trump is going to get rid of the Johnson Amendment, which she's super into.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is where we get into some conversation about someone experiencing homelessness.
jim bakker
And that Johnson Amendment was the thing holding over.
And your president, Donald Trump, that you work with, said, we're going to stop it.
paula white-cain
Because he looked down.
We were up on his 26th floor, and he looked down.
He goes, that guy, he said, you, he gets it.
He understands the church.
I say the church is the only legal entity in the earth that has the authority to bring true transformation.
And President Trump gets the...
And he said, you are the most powerful people.
He's saying this to pastors because he knows that it is the word of God that transforms a life.
And he said, but that guy down on the street there, that homeless guy has more power than you do in your pulpit to make a change.
And he said, if I'm president, he said, that's not going to happen.
And it hasn't.
dan friesen
Jesus.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's not good.
jordan holmes
I wonder what is going on in those meetings.
I wonder if she is conning Trump or if they have a business agreement as equals.
Do you know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
jordan holmes
I can't speak to that.
Hey, you deliver me this voting block.
And I will say, fucking go hog wild.
dan friesen
I have no idea.
I couldn't even begin to speculate about that.
But it doesn't seem like either would shock me too much.
jordan holmes
No, exactly.
dan friesen
I think it's probably more likely that there's an understanding between them.
They've known each other for a fucking long time.
jordan holmes
Game recognized game.
dan friesen
It's not like you could probably be around Paula White Cain for very long without being like, something's up here.
Even if you're oblivious.
You kind of get what's going on.
I would be surprised if it's an outright con and more of like a, hey, there's a lot for you to gain from keeping a stranglehold on the evangelical vote in the country.
And there's a lot for me to gain if you get rid of certain regulations about how churches can operate.
unidentified
So, let's scratch backs.
dan friesen
So, look, dude, the issue is that she's not political.
jordan holmes
Why would you want to get rid of the Johnson Amendment if you weren't political?
dan friesen
Well, because that's about God.
Look, freedom is going to disappear in this country.
jordan holmes
Sure.
If they get their way, yes.
dan friesen
Unless Trump wins in 2020.
jim bakker
The freedom of America soon, if we don't...
This election is so important.
paula white-cain
It's vital.
jim bakker
It just scares me what is going on.
paula white-cain
Two Supreme Court justices?
unidentified
Yes.
paula white-cain
We already know.
It is potential.
We know we'll have a third one.
We didn't need the time.
But it is very potential that we could have a fourth or even a fifth.
Now, that makes...
Let me tell you what that makes some people do.
That's going to make, it is a dividing line.
It lets you have eyes to see.
Because it's going to either make you stand and have to look in your word and say, what does the word of God say and where do I line up?
Where do I line up on policy?
I might not like the personality.
I might not understand him.
Get my book and you'll understand the personality and you'll understand the person, okay?
Not just the persona.
unidentified
That's right.
paula white-cain
But where do I line up?
And you're going to have to make a decision that won't be just held accountable here for how things turn out for you, your children, your grandchildren.
But you're going to have to stand accountable before God one day.
Not based on your opinion, your hurt, your wounding, what you think, what you don't.
Educate yourself.
Know the issues.
Know the Word of God.
And then if you cannot align with the Word of God, I just, I don't see it.
So if we can change the Supreme Court.
Like, we are already changing it.
And we can, these are lifetime appointments.
You don't think all hell is trembling right now?
jordan holmes
No, I am.
I am trembling right now.
dan friesen
What she's expressing is that, you know, along with Jim, is that freedom is going to disappear unless Trump can fundamentally reshape the Supreme Court towards more extremist religious Christian views.
So, she's not political.
jordan holmes
Neither are we, Dan.
dan friesen
It's interesting for that to be such a thing.
It's a place of not owning your place.
An attempt to not own your place in the system, I just find really lame and kind of weak.
I want to be involved in advocating fundamentalist religious positions.
That spill over into politics.
I now work in the White House.
I'm not into politics.
It's just lame.
It's just lame.
And here she drifts into politics a little more in a very dishonest way.
paula white-cain
But I can tell you things right now in certain states.
They've already passed legislation in states that says the Bible is a book of hate speech.
It is only a matter of time.
Those laws are already passed because people are asleep, in my opinion.
jim bakker
Do you think this next election, Could change America forever if it goes the wrong way?
paula white-cain
Oh, no doubt about it.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
So when people like Paula say things like that, when they try to say that there are laws being passed that declare the Bible hate speech, it's really important to get down to what the laws actually are that they're talking about.
Because I've seen other sermons that she's given, I know that she's specifically talking about a law in California, since it's a very common talking point for her, as well as other dumb-dumb televangelists.
The law that she's talking about is Assembly Bill 2943, which was written to ban conversion therapy.
A segment about the bill on One America News Network, the place that employs Jack Posobiec, argued that this was going to make the Bible hate speech and outlaw the sale of the Bible.
From there, it became a hot talking point with the evangelical crowd confirming their worst fears about the state trying to oppress them.
Conversion therapy has been shown not to achieve the desired goal, which is a phrasing that I'm uncomfortable with, but honestly I don't know how to express that point any other way.
These people believe that they're able to change people's fundamental identity or persuasion or sexual orientation, but it doesn't achieve that goal.
I hate that phrasing.
I hate that I can't find a better way to say that.
Because even the phrasing seems to imply that there is a goal.
Anyway.
jordan holmes
It's just torture.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a brutal practice that often involves trying to attach negative stimuli, like nauseation or electroshocks, with homosexual thoughts or feelings.
And I don't honestly understand what the difference is between that and, like you said, torture.
jordan holmes
Yeah, if you read those things, it's like, oh, that's a clockwork orange.
You're just describing a clockwork orange.
dan friesen
And that's not always the case in these, but it does exist enough, but it's very worth mentioning.
A recent study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association linked, quote, severe psychological distress to attempts made at subjecting trans people to conversion therapy.
The co-author of that study found that, quote, trans people who are exposed to conversion efforts anytime in their lives have more than double the odds of attempting suicide compared to those who have never experienced efforts by professionals to convert their gender identity.
The study also found that age is really important.
And that people who are subjected to these things even earlier in life have a four times higher rate of attempting suicide.
It's a very serious issue.
Conversion therapy as applied to things like gender identity or sexual orientation are barbaric, dehumanizing, and absolutely cause severe problems for the people subjected to those treatments.
But Christian fundamentalists like Paula see conversion therapy as just part of their religious outreach.
It's what the Bible would tell her to do.
So, if California is banning conversion therapy, then that's actually California banning her following the Bible.
This is extremist shit.
She may have a soft lilt to her voice.
She may not be saying that she wants to kill people who don't fit her mold of religious beliefs.
But Paula does not give a fuck about living in a free society.
She knows that she can't really make the argument that she wants to make in reality.
She can't say, I want LGBTQ youth subjected to brutal therapies that don't work and make them more likely to kill themselves because I think their identities are wrong.
She knows that argument doesn't play in a free society, so she lies.
She moves the goalpost and turns it into an argument where California is trying to outlaw the Bible because that achieves the same end result of her pushing a radical extremist agenda and, more importantly, keeps those sweet donations coming in.
You could see how this easily could, like, this exact same logic could be used by anybody who wants to push some form of religious fundamentalism.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean, switch it out with female genital mutilation.
dan friesen
That's an easy example that you could see.
Or even, like, just stay in the realm of the Bible.
Like, you could say we should stone adulterers.
And California passes a law that you can't stone.
jordan holmes
They're trying to outlaw the Bible.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I mean, you see...
The fundamental logic that's being used here is so deeply disturbing.
I can't handle stuff like this.
It's missing the forest for the trees.
And the forest is deep abuse.
Of people who don't fit your mold of what the world you want to live in is.
jordan holmes
Basically, they're trying to say that...
Torture is a religious practice.
dan friesen
To an extent, yeah.
jordan holmes
So, I mean, I guess if that's the argument that we're having, that's what we should be talking about.
Is it okay for torture to be part of your religious practice?
I say no, Dan.
Where do you come down on that?
dan friesen
I'm with you.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I don't know how much this could be kind of a slippery slope, but I don't see it being too far of a leap for her to then apply this outside of just, you know...
LGBTQ-related conversion therapy type laws.
How big a leap is it for it to be like, well, Muslims who don't want to be Christian, the Bible says go make fishers of men and spread the gospel.
Putting people into camps or centers who don't...
Convert to Christianity.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
They'll undergo conversion therapy.
dan friesen
If you want to do that to, let's say, Muslims, and someone says you can't...
jordan holmes
You're ruining my religious freedom.
dan friesen
Trying to outlaw the Bible.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
So now I can't shock people whenever they hear the word Allah?
Fine.
You hate religion then.
dan friesen
I understand that that is an extension of this logic to maybe too far of a leap, but...
It does follow from the precepts she's putting forth that that would be considered somehow a banning of the Bible and saying that the Bible is hate speech.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it is.
dan friesen
And it's nonsense.
jordan holmes
What should be is the draconian gay conversion therapy should be too far out there to make as a slippery slope, not fucking full-on genocide is too far out there.
You know what I mean?
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Jim, you know, his work is bigger than himself.
Which I would say, like, fine.
And then Paula is just actively trying to get people to send Jim money.
jim bakker
Doing this is bigger than me.
It's so much bigger than me.
paula white-cain
It is, which is why right now you better write that P.O. box and not just get the book and not just get this, which is exclusive to Jim and Laurie.
Not just send in $35, but you need to send in $3,500.
You need to send in $35,000.
You need to send in that $100,000 check because you know God has blessed you.
You know what a blessing this ministry.
And now there's a launching of a network.
I'm telling you in God.
has mandated who in the world in their right mind would build a network at 80 years old?
No one unless they had a spiritual mind.
unidentified
That's right.
jordan holmes
Or...
paula white-cain
This doesn't take a lot of discernment.
dan friesen
Yeah, I guess so.
I mean, he's old, so he can't be scamming.
jordan holmes
Or he's a liar.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
I like that sort of, like, the argument of, like, well, he's gonna be dead soon.
Why does he need money?
Okay.
All right.
jordan holmes
That works.
dan friesen
Cool.
That's an applause line.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So we have one last clip, and in the one we just heard, it's very much kind of being couched in the, like, there is something to gain by giving him money.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Which is, you know, manipulative.
I still think it's wrong, but at least it's a, like, hey, you want to support the ministry, so you should give him $35,000.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
$100,000.
In this next and last clip, I think we're getting into the stick.
You know, the threatening stick.
Where it changes.
Where it's now, if you don't give him money...
Negative things will happen.
jordan holmes
No more carrot.
unidentified
Plays!
paula white-cain
You might be a widow, and you and your son might be getting ready to eat your last cake, and your cruise might be failing, and your barrel of meal might be failing, but I'm telling you, if you do not write that P.O. box, and you do not call that toll-free number, and you do not become a ministry of sustainer, you will never see sustainment in your life, and your dream will die, your call will die, because God sets it up that way that what you make happen for this ministry, and as you sustain it, God says, Your cruise is not going to fail.
Your barrel is not going to fail.
Your son might die, but he's going to be resurrected because the enemy is going to come in.
But I'm going to cause life-sustaining to come to you.
I'm going to cause your life to be sustained, your son's life to be sustained, your money to be sustained, your dream to be sustained, your business to be sustained because you are doing what I have said to do.
And I am telling you, you are so right on right now because we know, I hate to call this an industry.
But we know in the industry...
I'm so straightforward.
You're probably never going to have me back.
unidentified
We know in the industry, all right, what they want to do.
paula white-cain
They want to censor our voice.
They want to stop.
They want to keep charging us more and more.
And we know what we want to do.
Get the gospel out.
We know that we want to preach the uncompromised gospel.
We know that they are closing that window tighter and tighter on us.
And if we don't launch our own networks, that we have the ability through technology to...
unidentified
They're trying to shut it down.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds right.
dan friesen
If you don't give Jim this money, then nothing that you want is ever going to come to pass.
That's so gross.
jordan holmes
And if you do give him this money, your kid might still die, but he's going to come back in heaven, buddy.
Department of Treasury, one more time.
Come on.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's such a gross thing.
It's like what she's presenting.
Your kid's going to die.
If you give Jim a bunch of money, the Treasury Department in heaven will recognize it on the ledger and they'll pay for whatever restorative health care is needed in heaven.
jordan holmes
It doesn't matter if he was good or bad.
They're going to pay for it.
Department of Treasury.
dan friesen
I think we need Medicare for all in heaven.
jordan holmes
I think indulgences are great.
I think everybody saw how that worked with the Catholic Church and it was perfect.
dan friesen
This is gross.
It's just disgusting levels of cynical money grabbing that's going on here on this show.
Whether it's through trying to get her book sold.
We know that Jim Baker's already talked about how he buys a ton of people's books.
So they've already made the money off him.
He's got to sell it for Jim now.
So he's trying to sell this book and then trying to get $100,000, $10,000 donations.
To build his fucking studio so he can do a 24-hour prophecy network.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's just...
jordan holmes
And the way that he described the prophecy network, too, he's like, there's going to be healings.
He was pitching a TV show.
He was like, we're going to have healings, we're going to have faith.
dan friesen
We're going to bring in snakes.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's all going to be there.
dan friesen
I know that's hot on YouTube.
jordan holmes
TGIF!
dan friesen
Yeah, and to put a button on this, I mean, I know that maybe you've brought it up a number of times, but I find his show immensely boring.
It's a transparent cash grab.
It's disgusting.
What he's doing to people is abusive and I resent it entirely.
From a human standpoint and from a person who doesn't believe that religion is intrinsically evil.
From both of those standpoints, I find this to be the worst.
But it's also super boring and I probably wouldn't even cover this episode where he's trying to raise money for his new film studio.
unidentified
If his guest didn't work in the White House.
dan friesen
The connection between these worlds is so explicit.
The connection here is more explicit than Alex's connection to Trump.
jordan holmes
Alex can't call him anymore.
dan friesen
He doesn't have his guy in the White House, Steve Miller.
Like, Steve Miller's not coming on the InfoWars.
I don't even know the words to...
I'm speaking in tongues because I can't even come up with the word I want to use about this.
It's so...
jordan holmes
And if you would like to hear Dan speak in tongues more, please donate thousands upon thousands of dollars to our new foundation.
We're going to do a 24-7.
We're going to call it Tonguing with Dan.
I think we should change the name.
dan friesen
It's just going to be Rolling R's.
jordan holmes
We should workshop that.
dan friesen
Just the whole 24 hours.
Endurance Tongue Rolling.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's the plan.
dan friesen
Like I said, I don't know the word, but this is, in the strongest possible terms, I...
unidentified
Fuck this.
jordan holmes
It really is like, oh man, there is no bottom.
There just isn't a bottom.
dan friesen
There might be a bottom, but it would be interesting to know what it is.
unidentified
It's really close to Paul the White Cane.
dan friesen
I think the bottom for people like this, like a Jim or a Paula or a Lori, is just like...
Being allowed to run all scams they want to run.
That's the bottom.
Removing anything that gets in the way of them fleecing gullible and vulnerable people is the bottom.
I don't think they have any interest in going much further beneath that.
I don't know if these people are ideologues.
They might be, but I think that their ideology is far more about the scam than it is...
About actual social issues.
Now granted, in pursuing their scam, they end up hurting a lot of people in political ways.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, a lot of these people also go insane and start to believe their bullshit, even if they didn't at the beginning.
dan friesen
You mean people like Jim or people like their listeners?
jordan holmes
No, the megalomaniacal.
Those cult leader types don't...
Don't usually have restraint as they continue to gain popularity.
dan friesen
And you can see a lack of restraint even in Paula in the way that she's like these long, rambling diatribes.
I wouldn't be too surprised even if she was on some stimulants or something, to be honest.
jordan holmes
That wouldn't surprise me.
dan friesen
The way this pressured speech...
Anyway, I find every time I take a look at Jim Baker to either be so bored as to just be a waste of my time or so just disgusted by what I see.
This is one of them.
This is one of the latter types.
jordan holmes
It is an achievement of sorts.
dan friesen
It is impressive.
To think that I listen to Alex Jones constantly, and this is still like, it raises the needle.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it really does.
dan friesen
It's a dubious distinction that Jim and Laura, or Lori and Paula can have, that even in my unshockable state of jadedness from listening to Alex Jones, You have disgusted me.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So congratulations.
unidentified
Oh boy.
dan friesen
So, we'll be back.
jordan holmes
We will be back.
dan friesen
Not as wacky as we might have hoped.
jordan holmes
This is an apocalypse Wednesday.
dan friesen
So, we'll be back.
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are.
It's at knowledge underscore fight and at go to bed Jordan.
dan friesen
We're on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are.
And if you would like to download the show, please go to iTunes, share, leave a review, or download it through some other podcastual application.
dan friesen
Yes.
But we'll be back next time.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZXClark.
I am the keyboardist from Journey, who we forgot to mention in any way on this episode is married to Paula White Cade.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
jordan holmes
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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