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May 22, 2019 - Knowledge Fight
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#299: May 17-20, 2019

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the present day on the Alex Jones Show and find a very bizarre but unsurprising picture. Alex is pretty all over the place, passionately defending the idea of Trump enacting martial law, extolling absurd Doomsday Prophecies, and coming off like a real gross bigot. Pretty normal stuff to hear from Alex in 2019.

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alex jones
12:55
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dan friesen
01:16:44
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jordan holmes
27:18
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mark dice
00:21
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tommy robinson
00:13
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alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan?
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
How's Plant Watch 2019 going?
dan friesen
That's a question you've asked before, but I might as well fill the good people.
jordan holmes
Everybody wants the updates on your Plant Watch.
Come on, that's why we have it.
It's a recurring segment on the show now.
dan friesen
Tomatoes middling.
Not dead, but also not thriving.
Peas flowering.
Coming in quite well.
Trinidad scorpions and chocolate butla.
Very hot peppers in the soil.
jordan holmes
In the soil.
dan friesen
Seeds are in soil.
We'll see if they germinate.
Serrano pepper.
Oh, yeah?
jordan holmes
How would you know?
dan friesen
Well, because they're right there.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah.
No, I get that.
dan friesen
They're coming along well.
jordan holmes
I get that.
I'm just saying, do you have a point of comparison for whether or not they're doing well versus...
dan friesen
They're doing exactly how I would expect them to be doing at this point.
They're green and they're growing larger.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So they're alive.
Hooray.
Also, a mysterious red flower that I planted is growing quite well.
Not flowered yet, but I'm excited to see...
If it comes about.
jordan holmes
Wait, I do not understand what a mysterious red flower is.
dan friesen
I don't know the name of it, and it looks really weird.
I bought the seeds from a hardware store a ways down the road.
jordan holmes
And they just had taped over it mystery flower?
dan friesen
No, but the person who was running it, she was like, I wanted to grow these, but I don't have enough room in my windowsill.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
So if you grow these, take a picture and bring them in.
I want to see what they come in like.
I was like, I'll tell you what, I'll just bring you in.
I'll bring you back one.
jordan holmes
That was a witch if I ever saw one.
Are you kidding me?
You just got seeds from a random woman?
dan friesen
No, she worked at the hardware store that sells plant stuff.
jordan holmes
Have you been back since?
I have.
Maybe she disappeared.
unidentified
No, she didn't.
jordan holmes
You don't know this.
dan friesen
She's right here.
unidentified
She's a witch.
jordan holmes
She's not.
You got a magic flower, and I cannot believe otherwise.
dan friesen
She just wanted a picture of this flower to see how it came in.
I offered to bring her in one when they grew up, and she's like...
It was as if I had said nothing.
I thought I was making a very nice offer and the response from her was not interested and didn't think what I was doing was polite.
I have no idea.
It was very strange.
jordan holmes
That is a boy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's some witch action right there.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I'm not going to say anything on this.
jordan holmes
The pollen will definitely control your mind.
dan friesen
Perhaps.
So that's where plants stand.
I have a green thumb and I'm excited about it.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
So this is a podcast where I am learning more and more about what it means for a Serrano plant to be doing well.
And I know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
And I don't know anything about it either.
dan friesen
Clearly.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we're going to be going over some present day BS.
unidentified
Boo!
dan friesen
Boo!
So the present day stinks, and there's ups and downs, and a lot of...
God.
It just...
This show isn't good in the present day.
It's not good.
It's too inconsistent.
Like, there was the last present day episode, there was at least some stuff that I could be entertained by.
Right.
Engaging with and learning about.
This is a no-man's land.
jordan holmes
What are we screaming about today?
dan friesen
Well, we're going over May 17th through 20th.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
On the show.
That is last Friday through Monday of this week.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I don't know.
I mean, I'll just tell you off the bat, Sunday's show we're not even going to touch because Owen Schroyer hosted.
unidentified
Boo!
dan friesen
And he seemed depressed.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but he should be.
dan friesen
He seemed low register, not even there, just didn't want to do it.
The first segment of the show, the first six minutes or whatever, the GCN on Sundays.
Also broadcasts actual news.
How dare they?
Well, they have a feed from a straight news station.
And they often have narratives that are kind of counter to InfoWars narratives.
jordan holmes
Well, of course.
dan friesen
Because they're reality.
It's kind of just reading of Associated Press stuff by professional news readers.
And for the first segment of the show, Owen Schroer was talking over the news feed.
They had their both feeds running simultaneously, and it was jarring as shit.
jordan holmes
Okay, now that I would listen to.
That's great radio.
dan friesen
I wanted to try and get some clips of it, but it was just like, it was too jumbled to even really be worth it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's almost a Joe Frank sketch.
dan friesen
And then when he finally took over for himself, it was just like...
There's no energy.
You could feel a lack of desire to be there.
jordan holmes
He just got the figures on whether or not his contract is going to be renewed.
dan friesen
Or if he's a temp now.
jordan holmes
Not a good sign.
dan friesen
If you're non-Alex employees at InfoWars, you've got to be thinking about, how do I brand for myself?
How do I shield myself from whatever fallout is almost certainly coming soon?
jordan holmes
Should I change my name?
dan friesen
Mustache?
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
I'm never going to get a job with a legitimate news source, so where am I going next is maybe a field?
dan friesen
That segment with Laura Loomer might have been too real for a lot of them.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Ooh, that's a good point.
dan friesen
They might have seen themselves a little bit in that.
Like, I've ruined my life.
That could easily be me.
If people start paying attention to me.
jordan holmes
I did not consider that.
But yeah, the people who are essentially shittier versions of her must be terrified.
dan friesen
Especially someone like Owen, who's like 25 himself.
These are people who have their lives ahead of them, too.
I don't see them not...
Seeing that as a cautionary example.
And then to have guests come on Alex's show, because there have been a couple little videos of this that I've seen where guests come on and make fun of Laura.
Even on Infowars.
They make fun of Alex's interview with her on Infowars.
jordan holmes
That's adding insult to being a shitty person.
dan friesen
So the cruelty isn't just coming from the left or commentators.
It's coming from within the house.
jordan holmes
Because they cannibalize weakness, of course.
unidentified
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
That's their whole job.
dan friesen
Yeah, so I don't know.
I'm not going to psychoanalyze Owen Schroer, but I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't some awareness set in for him that's like, shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, Laura Loomer...
Making that video was the conservative rights version of a Vietnamese monk lighting himself on fire.
Everybody goes, oh shit, we need to start a revolution or something.
We've got to get out of here.
dan friesen
But speaking of people who are starting revolutions, I've got to give a shout out to some people who have signed up and are supporting the show.
So first of all, I'd like to say thank you to Danny.
It's D-A-N-I-E.
I think it's Danny.
Maybe Danny.
jordan holmes
Maybe Danny.
dan friesen
Not entirely sure, but either way, I am sure that I appreciate your support and you are not.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Danny.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Next, Andrew.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Andrew.
I swear to God, we have every Andrew currently.
A lot of Andrews.
Yeah, this one's Andrew O. Yeah, if you know any more Andrews, clearly they would be interested in the show.
Bring them in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Next, Cheryl.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Cheryl.
dan friesen
I don't think this is that Cheryl, but Cheryl was the name of my lunch lady in middle school, and she was the shit.
jordan holmes
Okay, well, then it very well could be.
dan friesen
She wasn't the lunch lady, but she was the crowd control person in the lunch room.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay.
dan friesen
No nonsense, but also a pretty funny lady.
She was great.
unidentified
All right, all right.
dan friesen
Yeah, I enjoyed Cheryl.
jordan holmes
So maybe she's had the finger on the pulse of your career ever since.
dan friesen
I don't think this is her, but if it is, shout out.
If it's not, shout out all the same.
Next, Walt.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Walt.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Walt.
dan friesen
Then finally, I'd like to say thank you to somebody who's donated on an elevated level.
We appreciate it very much.
So, Liz, thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
All right, we got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimps so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare...
Infowar on you.
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Liz.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Liz.
dan friesen
Got some feedback on that drop.
jordan holmes
Everybody's missing Daddy Shark.
dan friesen
Yep, there's some shark rampantness in this.
Yeah, nice.
Nicely done.
jordan holmes
There have been a million petitions to have you rewrite the eighth season of Game of Thrones and add Daddy Shark back into the drop.
dan friesen
What if that was the end of Game of Thrones?
Yara Greyjoy encounters a daddy shark trying to make it back to the Iron Islands.
jordan holmes
It's a shark rampant.
Rampant shark attacks.
dan friesen
Lest we drift into spoilers.
And I'm not going to give a spoiler about whether I'm not going to edit the daddy shark in there.
jordan holmes
Who knows?
dan friesen
We'll see in the future.
But thank you to everybody.
And if you'd like to support the show, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button that says support the show.
We would appreciate it.
jordan holmes
Please do.
dan friesen
So, like I said, we're going over the 17th to the 20th, but also the 19th doesn't matter because it's Owen Troyer who gives a shit.
But there's an interesting...
I don't know if I would call it a narrative arc, but there's something going on that you see.
I think it'll be interesting to...
Watch that play out and see if you have the same feelings that I do.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
We're going to start on the 17th, and there's news going around that Trump is about to be real shitty at the border.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I don't understand how that's a news story.
dan friesen
Well, because there's new wrinkles to it.
jordan holmes
It's just been an ongoing nightmare ever since he was, I guess, born?
dan friesen
It seems that way.
But Alex is covering his new moves that he's making now that we're in a national emergency and all.
jordan holmes
Are we in a national emergency yet?
dan friesen
You forgot about that?
jordan holmes
Did he?
Did he actually declare it?
dan friesen
Yeah, it was a while back.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
He's in violation of the emoluments clause.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Anyways, continue.
dan friesen
So, Trump's going to make whatever moves he's going to make, and Alex's take on it is very strange, because he seems to be disappointed that it's not crueler.
alex jones
I've been encouraging Trump since last year to declare a national emergency as commander-in-chief, and then he can direct the Defense Department money as he sees fit under that emergency.
Instead, he declared a law enforcement emergency on funding to work with Congress.
That's not a real national emergency.
Dwight D. Eisenhower in the late 50s declared this emergency when millions were coming illegally and deported them.
dan friesen
So he didn't do that in the late 50s.
That was in 1954.
But you get the sense that he's like, yeah, you made a national emergency, but it's not a real one.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Abject cruelty all around.
jordan holmes
Well, it's a law enforcement emergency.
dan friesen
Whatever that means.
jordan holmes
Is that a different thing?
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
It doesn't make any sense.
So it's wild to hear Alex seem like he's disappointed about how he wishes Trump's national emergency was more overtly a power grab or a display of cruelty.
I mean, it's wild in the sense that we live in the real world.
It's not wild to hear Alex say, based on Alex.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
It's just hard to hear those sorts of things be expressed.
And it really goes to show how little his pretend principles ever really matter.
Oh, of course.
around.
unidentified
However, what I find particularly upsetting about this clip is that Alex is evoking Eisenhower's deportations as if they were a good thing.
dan friesen
Alex is referring to what's known as Operation Wetback, which, to put it simply, was not No, everybody remembers that positively.
jordan holmes
That's why we all use that word all the time.
dan friesen
I think Alex's associates may.
jordan holmes
That's actually probably true.
dan friesen
To quote an article in Slate, Which ones?
Not sure exactly.
Would you believe he didn't specify?
jordan holmes
That's odd.
Maybe he just didn't like the Jews.
Maybe you didn't have too much interest in their interests.
dan friesen
There's a vibe that you get.
jordan holmes
A little bit of anti-Semitism, huh?
dan friesen
Yeah, the bill passed both houses of Congress, but was vetoed by then-President Truman.
The veto was overturned by Congress, and the bill was made law.
While the motivations of the bill were not good, it did have the byproduct of abolishing the part of the 1790 Naturalization Act, which specified that only, quote, free white persons could become naturalized citizens, thus opening the door to non-white immigrant citizens.
This created the need for a new way to exclude people, and the way that happened was a new mentality that operations like the one in 1954 reinforced, namely that non-white immigrants were probably cheating and not here legally.
jordan holmes
Isn't that ridiculous that the single moment there is a lack of exclusion, everybody's like, well, we've got to find a new way to exclude people.
dan friesen
Racism abhors the vacuum.
jordan holmes
Instantly.
It's in advance.
Before those laws go into effect, they're already writing new shit to exclude people.
dan friesen
Well, people are thinking about it for sure.
The mentality that it was justified to assume Mexican immigrants were here illegally until proven otherwise became embedded in people's minds, and Operation Wetback went a long way towards solidifying that mentality.
jordan holmes
And everybody loved it, which is why we use that word all the time.
I believe it's the Washington...
dan friesen
Again, Alex and his associates probably do.
jordan holmes
Isn't that the name of the Washington team?
dan friesen
The media covered the raids of farms and factories with breathless enthusiasm and support for INS agents and extolled their professionalism.
Meanwhile, the reality was quite different, as many detainees were beaten, had their heads shaved for identification purposes, and in one instance, quote, 88 detainees died of exposure in the 112 degree heat just past the country.
unidentified
God bless America.
dan friesen
Stand beside her.
Yeah, it's a mess.
INS and their supporters justified their actions by appeals to needing to secure the southern border and by stoking fears of an invasion by Mexicans.
Whether it was the goal or not, the legacy of this operation is attaching the appearance of criminality to just being an immigrant from Latin America.
And that's the legacy that Alex is excited to see being reborn here, not in the imagined solution to his imagined immigration crisis.
So on some level, it does make sense that he speaks of Eisenhower's actions positively.
This Slate article was written in 2016, but the days since have shown it to be pretty prescient.
If the mass deportations begin as Trump has promised, the citizenship of Latinos will always be questioned.
Latinos, along with people who look Latino to law enforcement, will be forced to produce their citizenship documents on a regular basis to avoid detention or deportation.
They'll live in a poisonous atmosphere of constant suspicion, and Immigration and Customs Enforcement and other law enforcement will inevitably make tragic mistakes.
Children will not be exempt.
On Monday, a child died while being held in custody by immigration authorities.
He was the fifth child to die in such circumstances since December.
So I think the predictions made in that Slate article were accurate.
And Alex, hearkening to the legacy of Eisenhower to justify what he wants Trump to do is a really fucked up thing.
Yeah.
To pretend that it's not somehow...
jordan holmes
A horrific act of violence against an entire people?
dan friesen
And a racial cruelty is absurd.
jordan holmes
Well, the good news is that when we inevitably go to, let's say, war with Iran or Venezuela, we'll absolutely have learned our lesson from World War II, and we definitely won't keep Venezuelans or Iranians in fucking camps.
That would be crazy.
That would be ridiculous.
We would never go back to that.
Dan.
dan friesen
We'll see.
jordan holmes
Dan, tell me we would never go back to that.
dan friesen
I don't know because in his next clip Alex talks about what Trump is going to do.
jordan holmes
Oh no!
dan friesen
And it's a bad sign.
It's a bad sign.
alex jones
What an incredible time to be alive.
This is being reported by very reputable publications like Daily Caller.
dan friesen
Whoops.
alex jones
That have reporters inside the White House.
And the president has floated the idea and it says he's getting ready to do it.
President Trump plans to invoke Insurrection Act, so it's happening, to remove illegal aliens, secure the borders of the United States.
jordan holmes
That sounds like some Q shit right there.
alex jones
It really does.
jordan holmes
It really does.
He's about to invoke the Insurrection Act.
That's some Q shit, right?
dan friesen
It's also kind of a logical extension of his national emergency bullshit.
You know, like the way he imagines the national emergency.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Giving Trump this king-like power.
And the Insurrection Act is to put down rebellions.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I don't like to hear this sort of thing.
I mean, I don't know if Trump is really thinking about using the Insurrection Act.
jordan holmes
Of course he is, or isn't, or somebody else is.
It doesn't matter.
dan friesen
It's almost useless to try and speculate about whether or not this is based on a real gossip piece from the kingdom.
unidentified
Could be.
dan friesen
Or whatever.
The palace.
jordan holmes
He's chaotic evil.
Who knows?
dan friesen
Yeah.
But I don't like to hear Alex excited about it.
unidentified
I don't like to hear anybody excited about it.
dan friesen
Because in this conception, then, the immigrants and the refugees and the people who are helping them and support immigration...
Are now seen as people who are in open rebellion against the country.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
In Alex's conception of the Insurrection Act.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And Trump will need to use this national emergency to literally enact martial law to put down this rebellion.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
That's what Alex is saying.
jordan holmes
Wouldn't he be more on the side of the people in rebellion?
dan friesen
You'd think.
jordan holmes
Doesn't that seem like his...
dan friesen
He's made multiple movies about martial law.
jordan holmes
It sure seems like that's his jam.
dan friesen
It is his primary brand.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It's Mr. Anti-Martial Law.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So to hear him being like, I fucking love that this executive is going to use the Insurrection Act in Act Martial Law is fucking weird.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's not, but it is...
It's not when you understand Alex more fully, but on paper it looks really fucked up.
jordan holmes
It's all just so he can get back on Facebook.
dan friesen
More or less.
But I think that Alex understands that it's fucked up, and he knows that this is counter to everything that he's warned people about for his entire career, and so he tries to explain why this martial law isn't bad martial law, and I think you can tell just from this clip that he can't reconcile what he's doing.
alex jones
I'm an expert on martial law.
I've made four films on martial law because Bill Clinton and others were planning martial law to take our guns using people rioting nationwide as the pretext.
This is civil emergency martial law to counter the emergency that the globalists have already brought us into.
And only an emergency can counter that.
Remember all the documents we got last year when Antifa is planning to trigger race war.
And martial law nationwide.
dan friesen
So he only has the fake Antifa Soros documents and contracts in order to justify and reinforce this.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And yeah, it's exactly what you're saying.
It's like, well, they've already done this revolution or whatever, so we're doing a counter-revolution.
jordan holmes
Counter-coup, counter-counter-counter-coup, etc.
dan friesen
You forced my hand.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
There's some sort of, like, attempt to paint...
Whatever cruelty he's justifying as being like, we don't want to do this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
We don't want to do this, but it's the only thing we can do because you've made us.
jordan holmes
You know, it's...
dan friesen
It's pathetic.
It's pathetic as a way to not take ownership of what you want to do.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
You want to lock these people up.
These immigrants and refugees.
You want to send them back to their...
You want to put them in camps or bring them in as basically indentured servants with no rights whatsoever in fear for their lives if they try and stand up for themselves for some sort of better working conditions.
That's what you want.
That's the system that you wish to see in place.
Don't hide behind some imagined revolution that you're the counter-revolution to.
It's pathetic.
jordan holmes
I almost see this as, like, for 20 years or whatever, he's been saying that the government is going to cause FEMA camps and all this stuff, and the president is a tyrant, and all of that stuff, and none of them have been, and none of them did.
So, he's supporting the guy who will do it in order to prove that he was right for 20 years.
dan friesen
Man, that's an interesting way to look at it.
Retconning?
Or trying to make the narrative right?
jordan holmes
You guys wouldn't do it, so I'll do it myself!
dan friesen
My prophecies have gone unfulfilled, and now I must make my prophecies come true, or else my legacy will be shit.
That's an interesting way to look at it.
I don't know if that holds up.
jordan holmes
I don't think it holds up completely, but...
dan friesen
It's an interesting literary criticism of what he's doing.
I think it's more that...
I mean, we've talked about it a hundred times.
It's that, like, the...
jordan holmes
The undercurrent has always been, they're going to do it to us.
Right.
dan friesen
The movies about martial law aren't about martial law.
They're about something being done to white people.
And now that he feels his team is safe, all bets are off.
jordan holmes
All bets are off.
dan friesen
Everything was conditional all along.
It's just very clear.
And you can see that here in this next clip.
I mean, he's literally talking about martial law.
And he's talking about it in a way that, like, you go back and you watch his old fucking movies about martial law, and you imagine him saying something like this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's ludicrous.
alex jones
He did the first emergency.
It was just a congressional oversight issue of funding, and then Trump's saying he can use some discretionary funds outside of Congress with law enforcement.
That's not a full emergency.
And yes, it's a form of martial law.
Our laws are suspended.
The laws are all violated.
It's anarchy.
Anarchy is the absence of law.
Law of the jungle.
So when you have anarchy...
jordan holmes
Then there's a law.
alex jones
...and regular government can't function anymore, martial law is instituted, martial meaning military.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
So, I'm going to explain it again.
If a dam broke and your town's in a valley and it flooded everything with 10 feet of water and killed half the town, your town's going to be put under an emergency by the governor, a form of martial law to stop looting for a week or two.
Point of order.
unidentified
That is not...
dan friesen
I think we could probably...
jordan holmes
Looting is not the only reason.
dan friesen
But also, I think we could probably come up with a hundred fucking examples of natural disasters where there have been inklings of martial law and Alex has screamed that it's the globalists trying to take over the country.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So, that doesn't help.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but those were a different kind of emergency and a different kind of martial law, Dan.
Why aren't you following?
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
It's a kind of martial law, of which there are apparently four.
dan friesen
Right.
alex jones
That's because of an emergency that wasn't man-made.
This is man-made.
And when Trump declares this, which there's signaling he's about to do, he's going to have the left claiming he's a dictator.
No, you're the ones that broke the border.
dan friesen
So again, it's all just you did this, you made me do this.
It's the stereotypical you made me hit you kind of thing.
Oh, for sure.
It's gross.
jordan holmes
I'm doing this for your own good, Dan.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
Against your will, of course, but it's for your own good.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And you are going to die, but it's for everybody else's good.
dan friesen
There's shades of that.
jordan holmes
Well, a lot of them are going to die.
It's really more for my good.
dan friesen
Right.
And he's using the view of the world that he's lied about and created with his rhetoric in order to justify the idea that it's anarchy and there's no laws.
jordan holmes
It's the law of the jungle.
dan friesen
No laws!
That is believable if you believe him.
If you believe the rhetoric in the world that he's painted on the canvas for his listeners.
It's not real compared to the real world.
jordan holmes
And what's been borne out time and time again is that people are helping.
Not going crazy and burning everything down.
dan friesen
That's what happens in a crisis.
So, I have bad news.
jordan holmes
What's that?
In three days, people will eat themselves in a crisis, right?
dan friesen
That's not my bad news.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
That's Alex's bad news.
jordan holmes
Okay, I gotcha.
dan friesen
I think it's a week.
It might be a week.
I don't know.
My bad news is Britain is in play in these episodes.
jordan holmes
In globalists?
dan friesen
Well, no.
In Alex's show.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Are we getting some solid milkshake canvassing?
dan friesen
Milkshakes do come up once, but I don't have a clip of it.
But Nigel Farage, as we know, is running the UKIP party.
I'm sorry, he's out of the UKIP party.
He's at the Brexit party now.
jordan holmes
Which is currently being investigated for what is clearly illegal and corrupt behavior.
Surprise.
dan friesen
I don't know enough about that to comment on it, but I'm going to take your word on it and assume it's not going to come out great for him.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Nigel Farage is the worst.
jordan holmes
He's a piece of shit.
dan friesen
He's not going to be on this episode.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
However, there's another guy who's running for European Parliament, and that is Tommy Robinson.
jordan holmes
Sargon of God.
No, Tommy Robinson.
dan friesen
Tommy Robinson.
jordan holmes
Worse.
unidentified
Milkshake.
dan friesen
Probably worse than Sargon.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a piece of shit.
dan friesen
He is a disaster.
He is running for the Northwest England, I believe, seat in the European Parliament, and he's on Alex's show to discuss his campaign, and...
Man, it's just a trap.
It's a PR trap.
That's all this is.
But we're going to talk more about it on the 20th, when we're covering the 20th.
But here on the 17th, he comes on as a guest.
And I think that if you listen to the way he describes his political campaign, you kind of understand what he's doing.
tommy robinson
Now, in this election, what I've tried to do is I've gone into some of the wards here where 82% of people don't vote.
I've gone to the working class council states of the Northwest, and I'm trying to tell them 22 million people didn't vote in our last general election.
unidentified
They don't fear us until we get up, until we organize our communities and ourselves and the people from our backgrounds as a weapon.
in politics against them.
Until we do that, they don't care.
We've been betrayed at every level.
You've all seen the betrayal of our country, the betrayal of free speech, the betrayal of our daughters in every town and city in this country.
dan friesen
When we know that Tommy Robinson's primary brand, much like Alex's used to be anti-martial law, Tommy's is anti-Muslim agitation.
Those words take on a different meaning than, I'm just trying to get people out to vote.
Because that is a noble intention in terms of representative democracy and a republic.
You do want higher numbers of people going to the polls.
So, like, hiding behind the pretense of...
All of these people don't vote.
I'm trying to galvanize people.
But as you saw...
unidentified
Four words.
jordan holmes
Four words.
Our backgrounds.
Our daughters.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Those are the four you need to hear, and then you know, oh, you are a giant piece of shit racist.
unidentified
Well...
jordan holmes
The moment you have that appeal to, look at what they're doing to our daughters, it's like, you fucking know.
dan friesen
And when you know who Tommy Robinson is, the they isn't the system, it's Muslims.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And so...
You can't see it without the context there.
But I don't care much because he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning this election.
I don't think he...
He's an absurdity and an awful pile of shit.
But what he's doing, I believe, is the sort of logical conclusion of the free speech grift in terms of...
He's had payment processors.
not want to work with him.
Right.
unidentified
He's been kicked off all of the social media networks.
jordan holmes
Thank God.
dan friesen
And so when he's doing this political campaign, I think he's doing it specifically to keep agitating against Muslims and doing the things that he does and has been doing for years But now be able to be like, you guys not letting me on is disrupting the political process.
jordan holmes
So what you're saying is he's trying to do this because he can't share his own content.
By running for a political office, he forces the mainstream press to cover his bullshit.
dan friesen
Or at least it's an attempt to.
In an attempt to make the argument that these processors are not allowing political campaign donations and turn it into some issue that's much larger than it is when it really still is.
It's just about his crusade against Islam and his personal aggrievement.
Fantasies about his personal aggrievement being forced onto everybody?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's just a mess.
And we'll get to a flare-up, let's say, when we talk about the 20th.
But for now, he's just on the show and he's like, hey man...
Help me out.
I need some sort of exposure, and I can't get anything out anywhere, because everybody knows I'm a dick.
jordan holmes
Right.
Because he is.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And so that's all we're going to listen to of Tommy for now.
Alex gets back into his own bullshit, talking about how great martial law is, and making it pretty clear that he thinks that his audiences are sources of intelligence.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
And I'll give the number out when we start the next segment, and I'm not...
Going to make you hold more than five minutes.
With that means, I'm going to have to move quickly to your calls.
I know people are busy, especially if they're on duty or whatever, but we need the intel to get your take on Trump.
This is what Trump needs to do.
I 100% back it.
But there's going to be fireworks from the traitors who instituted this collapse, who are going to try to stop the president doing the right thing.
But I liked Trump before.
I really like Trump now.
Yeah, folks, it's martial law.
We're already under anarchy anyways.
Stay with us.
jordan holmes
That is cheap.
dan friesen
A couple weeks ago he was drunk and saying Trump made me turn on Trump.
He's all over the fucking place.
It's just so conditional.
It's so day to day.
Anybody who pretends that I've read hundreds of books and that's what I'm basing my assessment of the globalists and my lifelong crusade against them.
Anybody who tries to pretend to have that rock solid of a foundation about what they're doing.
I can't imagine how embarrassing it would be for them to know that they're recording themselves constantly contradicting themselves.
jordan holmes
It's so bizarre.
He's turned into like a short-term stocks trader.
Like every time the market goes up, he's like, oh, Trump is the greatest thing in the history of the world.
And every time the market goes down, he's like, Trump should be impeached and he should be removed from office.
He's got ISIS up his dirty asshole.
dan friesen
He's chasing whatever high the short-term news provides him, whether it's pro or anti, even his hero.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And it's a fickle fandom that you see as opposed to a legitimate support.
jordan holmes
It almost makes sense as a culmination of his 20-year-long mental degradation.
dan friesen
Somewhat.
jordan holmes
As his attention span has gradually dwindled and dwindled and dwindled, now he's the dude from Memento.
He's unable to remember the 10 seconds that he had before.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think it's also a manifestation of what we talk about how little his principles mean.
In the present day, he doesn't even have time for the pretense.
jordan holmes
Well, he doesn't even remember his principles.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
That kind of might be true.
dan friesen
For his own sake, I hope he doesn't.
Because if he does, he must be tortured.
jordan holmes
Oh, for sure.
dan friesen
I can't imagine how much...
I do this show, and it's...
I eat, sleep, and breathe this show.
Studying Alex Jones, researching his narratives.
And I hate him.
I think he's the worst.
And I'm firmly convinced of that.
I know he's a liar.
I know that he doesn't know what he's talking about.
I can't imagine what it would feel like in 20 years, if we keep doing this show that long, to be like...
Now, Alex Jones was actually right about it.
I can't imagine how much that would hurt.
jordan holmes
I can't imagine.
And not only that, but to continue doing the show for two years, believing the opposite.
Continuing to believe the opposite.
dan friesen
Or supporting someone who is going to bring into existence the opposite.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
And then every day you wake up with the burning telltale heart.
Breaking beneath your floor.
dan friesen
If you feel, you have to.
You have to experience that.
I'm not trying to empathize with him or make anyone pity him, but it's got to be a heavy load.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
And we're definitely not saying that's the only punishment he requires, his own guilt.
No, no, no.
We've got to pile a lot of milkshakes on top of that.
dan friesen
There'll be some bad ancestral memories.
Ancestral memories coming from that.
jordan holmes
Ancestral memories.
Game of Thrones.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
It all seems kind of bad from our position in terms of his ideas about martial law.
And I will say, even after this clip, they won't look good.
But he tries to explain the difference between the martial law he fought against and this martial law that he's encouraging.
jordan holmes
I assume he's going to succeed beyond our expectations.
dan friesen
I did say he tries.
alex jones
Martial law is associated with third world countries.
It's associated with failure.
It's associated with authoritarianism because the Clintons wanted to have martial law, we learned, for gun confiscation.
unidentified
Is that why?
alex jones
Which Kamala Harris and others have said, we'll have a national emergency.
Remember she threatened Trump when he wanted a national emergency?
She said, we'll have one, she's a prosecutor, to take the guns.
That's the martial law we don't want.
jordan holmes
The same martial law.
alex jones
And we don't want the martial law of having to put 200,000 troops on the border or having to ignore the federal judges and the systems and to just helicopter these people back.
jordan holmes
That would be the same martial law.
alex jones
When we're already brought here of anarchy, and we've already got hundreds of thousands a month pouring across, and diseases, and Democrats caught child trafficking, and the breakdown of civilization and society, it's not the right, it's the duty.
And I politically use the term martial law, because we're going to be honest with people.
jordan holmes
Politically.
alex jones
This is a form of martial law that Trump is preparing to answer to.
jordan holmes
It's just martial law.
alex jones
All martial law means is, in absence, Of normal, regular law because it's failed.
jordan holmes
Not what it means.
alex jones
Because the government's collapsed.
jordan holmes
Nope.
alex jones
Then martial law, meaning martial, meaning the martial of the band, meaning military.
jordan holmes
Really?
The martial of the band?
alex jones
And so that's where we are in this country.
jordan holmes
It's not.
dan friesen
That's a troubling attempt to equivocate, you know?
Oh, it's bad.
That is a shocking...
I mean, it's not shocking because we know Alex, but again, it's hard to differentiate when I say shocking because I'm not shocked to hear Alex say this.
I'm shocked to hear someone say this.
jordan holmes
That's such a crucial difference.
dan friesen
Because I think what he's expressing is...
Martial law for gun control, bad.
Martial law for ethnic cleansing, good.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, that's exactly what he's saying there.
It's a form of martial law, and the form of martial law is we're doing it to them.
We like that form of martial law.
We don't like the form of martial law where they're doing it to us.
That's it.
dan friesen
It seems that way.
jordan holmes
He didn't describe a different function of martial law.
dan friesen
For it to be something that fickle and trivial?
Is just a terrifying look at someone who's cruel, doesn't mind hurting people.
It's awful.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's an awful...
To be in that headspace is just a terrifying glimpse of how people can treat each other.
jordan holmes
No, it's like I imagine Stalin really would have hated being a dictator.
Or, like, he really loved being a dictator, but he would have hated living underneath a dictator.
dan friesen
I imagine most would.
jordan holmes
Like, it's that kind of thing.
You know, the people who are fascist always think that they're going to be on top.
dan friesen
Most dictators do not want to be peasants.
jordan holmes
No!
It's weird how that works.
dan friesen
It's almost trite to even talk about, but it's...
Necessary to look at in some way.
Like, this is Alex now.
Hey guys!
Hey patriots, come get your boy!
He's wiling out over here talking about martial law being good.
He is off the chain.
He's lost it.
jordan holmes
And they agree with him, though.
dan friesen
Yes!
jordan holmes
Because nobody believed anything and it's just old white dudes.
dan friesen
It makes me think of that Webster Tarpley article that he wrote back in 2016 warning about the idea of the...
Superficiality and the emptiness of libertarianism in terms of the Ron Paul movement and all that is the vestibule wherein we will all be led to fascism and authoritarianism.
jordan holmes
Damn it!
I'm so mad at Tarpley for making a good point.
dan friesen
It's fascinating that insight that he had and how it really does track with...
Maybe not the entire world, and certainly not necessarily all people who have libertarian inclinations, but fucking Alex is on the head.
Right?
Hitting that nail.
So, I don't know.
Alex makes me sad.
You know what's interesting, too?
I expected to hear a lot more about these abortion bills.
unidentified
Yeah!
jordan holmes
I thought that's all we were going to talk about.
When we brought it up on our last episode, I was like, well, if we're going to talk about the present, then we're going to have to talk about Alabama.
dan friesen
Doesn't come up.
jordan holmes
Doesn't come up.
dan friesen
Except in passing.
To say that they're protecting children.
jordan holmes
Every fucking time.
Every fucking time, I assume, well, we've got to get into this issue.
It's like, you've got to give it up to the Somali pirates.
God damn it, Alex!
dan friesen
He might have talked about it in a couple episodes that I didn't listen to, but in these three days, not a fucking mention of it, except for just dismissive, like, hey, these bills are great.
Protecting children.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Great.
No analysis, nothing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I like it.
dan friesen
But that doesn't mean that he doesn't hit some of my old favorites, like lying about Ellis Island.
jordan holmes
Okay.
unidentified
And again, they always go, oh, Ellis Island, bring people in.
alex jones
They held people for three months, on average, in quarantine to make sure they didn't bring diseases in.
No one's being checked.
Diseases are pouring in.
dan friesen
Can you imagine how huge Ellis Island would have had to have been?
How cumbersome and expensive it would have had to be if they held people for three months on average?
That's absurd.
jordan holmes
So how many people would come through a day?
Like thousands of days.
dan friesen
So many.
jordan holmes
Thousands a day.
So you've got a backlog of, for three months, you're looking at...
90 days of gradually, what, geometrically progressing?
Oh, shit.
That's no good.
dan friesen
That'd be bad.
It would be ridiculous.
jordan holmes
It would be about 30 million people by the end of 90 days.
dan friesen
I would say that on a small estimate, it would be larger than the city of Chicago at any given time.
jordan holmes
For sure.
100%.
With a far smaller landmass.
dan friesen
It's a laughable.
I know that we've talked about Ellis Island probably too much in past episodes, but I do think it's important to bring it up, because this is what he believes used to happen, and it's not.
He's basing a lot of his understanding and his recommendations about immigration on stuff that never has existed, just complete historical revision.
jordan holmes
It's fascinating that one of our probably, I would say, more astonishing achievements, Ellis Island, just like the admission of so many immigrants from so many different places, was kind of like a...
An achievement or like a representation of what America was supposed to mean to the entire world.
And he's turned it into something evil.
dan friesen
I think there's still some cultural and social problems with the history of Alice Island.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
From a bureaucratic perspective, it's almost impossibly amazing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
It really is.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So in this next clip, Alex gets to those calls where he gets some intel.
He put out the call for military and police people to call in.
And he doesn't...
I mean, you can't confirm that any of these people are actually in the military or cops.
jordan holmes
You just call in.
They've all been vetted.
dan friesen
You can just call and say that you are.
jordan holmes
No, you can only be on hold for a maximum of five minutes.
And during that time period...
dan friesen
That's ridiculous.
jordan holmes
During that time period, they clearly vet you and whether or not you are in the military.
dan friesen
No.
I'm willing to stipulate, just for the sake of, like, I don't even want to get into it, that they all are either cops or military people.
But I do think it's important to point out that Alex has no way of knowing if they are or are not.
jordan holmes
So we're going to take the least likely scenario that all of these people are telling the truth.
dan friesen
Just because who cares?
jordan holmes
Right, exactly.
dan friesen
And because if they're not, this next call is really fucked up where a caller tells Alex he's arrested a couple of undocumented immigrants.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's not good.
dan friesen
And if he's not a cop, then...
jordan holmes
You can't do that.
dan friesen
Well, apparently you can if you're in a border militia.
jordan holmes
No, you really can't do that.
dan friesen
They don't feel that way.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
Neither does ICE, apparently.
dan friesen
Anyway, here's this caller.
unidentified
Big listener, regular caller.
Appreciate all your products.
Thank you.
I won't waste any more of your time, sir.
In the last week, I'm in North Texas.
I have arrested three illegals myself that had drug contraband as well as other things on them.
I'm nowhere near the border.
I'm closer to Oklahoma than I am Mexico.
They have invaded us on every level as well-known.
Their influence from MS-13 to just the drug pushers.
jordan holmes
Okay.
unidentified
And everything else has gotten everywhere, and Trump must shut this place down now.
This is beyond an emergency, and it must be done.
I'm telling you, Alex.
dan friesen
So, I just played that clip to illustrate that this is kind of the consensus opinion of the people who are calling into his show.
Which, I mean, it's self-selected as his audience.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
And the people who are still listening now.
Yeah.
unidentified
So...
dan friesen
You know, it's to be taken with a grain of salt that it may not represent that large of a group.
But it's what they believe.
It's what Alex's audience is all on board with.
They have possibly...
Identical or more extreme take on it than him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's not good, especially not if those are people who are in law enforcement.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's usually a bad sign for civil rights in general.
dan friesen
It's a bad sign if they're in law enforcement, and it's almost a worse sign if they like to pretend they're in law enforcement.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Well, all those border militias aren't really held in check by ICE or Customs and Border Protection.
Like, they're basically allowed to get away scot-free, and they even look at them as allies more often than not.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So there's very real death squads just running around on South Texas.
That's not good.
That's not good.
dan friesen
It's a bad look at the future.
jordan holmes
God bless America.
dan friesen
So speaking of bad looks at the future, this next clip, Alex is in between calls, and he realizes that, like, he needs to let people know that shit is getting real for him, and he is in trouble.
alex jones
I don't want it.
Sit here and make the enemy happy about all the things they've done to us and their operation that slowed us down to a standstill.
I don't like it.
jordan holmes
I do.
alex jones
But at the same time as a Catch-22, if I don't tell you, you won't know.
Thanks for keeping us on the air, but I'm reaching a point where I have to spend inordinate amounts of time funding the operation.
jordan holmes
Bye, Owen.
alex jones
Which, God, if I knew this 10 years ago back, I used to make money so easy, and I just made the money I needed to run things, and then never tried to...
Get a bunch of extra, which was just stupid.
Because now, the things I know now, if I'd have done back then, we would just be in a ten-story building and have a helicopter to go cover news, and we'd be in a much stronger position.
dan friesen
Ah, he's having that Rod Stewart.
I wish I knew what I knew now when I was younger.
jordan holmes
Just to let all of my listeners know, I am bad at managing a radio station, apparently.
dan friesen
Yeah, the money is...
jordan holmes
Really bad.
dan friesen
The money is fucked up.
jordan holmes
I used to have a shit ton of money, and I pissed it all away.
dan friesen
When he was under the radar and people weren't paying attention to what he was saying, he was like...
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, if you had a reasonably sized radio audience, you could make quite a bit of money monetizing that audience.
jordan holmes
Oh, for sure!
dan friesen
Advertisers, especially if you're going with these sort of weirdo advertisers that have really niche, survivalist audiences they're trying to read.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You have a market that's very lucrative.
jordan holmes
A captive market that you're not going to get, you know, CNN's not going to be advertising for where to hide your guns.
dan friesen
You're not competing with people who have more...
Mainstream, credible platforms than you.
jordan holmes
That's why we're only going to advertise for Avatar The Last Airbender box sets.
unidentified
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
That's the only thing.
Get them.
dan friesen
Just the idea of Dune.
jordan holmes
Just the concept of Dune.
unidentified
This is Dan and Jordan for Dune.
dan friesen
We'll advertise for Frank Herbert's estate.
jordan holmes
Think about Dune.
When was the last time you thought about Dune?
dan friesen
Try doing it now.
It's been brought to you by Dune.
Yeah, I think that Alex, what he's expressing there is real and sincere.
Like, money used to be no big deal.
I used to be swimming in it, and I should have saved because I am fucked right now as consequences of the things that I did when money was flush.
I was like, yeah, well, buddy, that's...
jordan holmes
Well, I just want to tell all my listeners, there's a story about a grasshopper.
dan friesen
As they say, I mean, that's...
jordan holmes
And he didn't keep any nuts for winter.
dan friesen
And that's how the cow ate the cabbage.
As they say.
So you might think that Alex is exaggerating his money woes, but he says this a little bit later, and I think that this should...
jordan holmes
I just had to sell my daughter.
dan friesen
This should give you a sense of how bad it might be for him right now.
alex jones
Now, I don't have the money, but we've got some sure cases against some people I'd like to sue to teach him a lesson.
If some rich endowment comes along and would like to support the First Amendment and fund us, we're going to sue the Southern Poverty Law Center.
dan friesen
So Alex doesn't have the money to sue the SPLC.
Like, just this weekend, the Proud Boys sued the SPLC.
So conceivably, Alex has less money than the fucking Proud Boys.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, okay.
dan friesen
That's not a great sign.
jordan holmes
Now, the Proud Boys are desperately suing the Southern Poverty Law Center, whereas Alex wants to...
Punish the Selden Poverty Law Center with his suit.
He's got to teach them a lesson.
He doesn't have a lesson teaching lawsuit money.
He's just got regular lawsuit money.
dan friesen
I think it comes from a similar place because Alex complains that the SPLC is run by offshore banks and globalists.
And that they've designated him as a hate speech person and that's crippling his ability to use PayPal or something.
So, I mean, his complaints are very similar to those of the Proud Boys.
Proud Boys!
They've scrounged up the cash.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It makes me think that Alex may have less money than Gavin McGinnis.
And I don't think Gavin has saved from his vice money.
So, he talks some shit about John Ronson.
I don't really care.
Of course not.
Move past that.
Because he gets to another caller who I think is a lunatic.
And I think she might be a QAnon person, if I had to guess.
And here's what she has to say.
jordan holmes
Loomer, you're on air.
unidentified
On the other end of your list of four things that he needs to do, he needs to stop these chemtrails, get the Air Force, shoot those sons of bitches out of the sky.
I'm sick of it.
Everybody's sick.
This is why people are delusional.
alex jones
Well, it's true.
It's true that there is...
Don't reinforce that.
There was a Nobel Prize given for the idea in 1992.
But, I mean, the border is open.
The country is collapsing.
This is a plan, and the president has to take action against these people.
Debbie, thank you so much for the call.
dan friesen
So Alex pivots to complaining more about the border because he needed to get off the topic a little bit because she just said shoot planes out of the sky.
jordan holmes
Yeah, thanks for calling wild-eyed insane person, Debbie.
I hope you enjoy Minnesota.
dan friesen
So Lionel has been talking a bit about, in his QAnon ramblings, he's been talking a bit about chemtrail stuff.
There's been some coverage of that, which leads me to believe that maybe she's a Lionel fan and possibly a QAnon.
I don't know.
Debbie!
Debbie Right?
Let's say maybe Hillary's in a plane.
jordan holmes
Hold on.
We're going into uncharted territory.
That's a completely hypothetical situation.
There's no way that Trump, a man who has professed a desire to throw nuclear warheads around, would ever want to shoot just a plane out of the sky.
dan friesen
I'm obviously being very speculative, and it would be under the...
It would be in a circumstance that is far past where we are now.
It's a nightmarish scenario where we are fucked.
jordan holmes
I was being facetious.
dan friesen
I understand.
But if there were to come a day where he wanted to...
jordan holmes
Two or three weeks from now.
dan friesen
It would be very easy to use this as a cover.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
I'm fighting back against the chemtrail people who are poisoning your families with their barium salts in the sky.
Don't worry about that plane.
jordan holmes
We're sick of it.
dan friesen
It made me realize how much these conspiracy theories could be incredibly powerful as a cover tool for an aspiring dictator were they to want to use these as an excuse for any kind of extrajudicial killing they wanted to make.
jordan holmes
Oh, we've seen this play out time and again.
Whenever you get a fascist dictator in power, there's always going to be a...
A thinly veiled excuse to remove political enemies or start wars that are going to improve your situation or just distract people from their day-to-day problems, which you are exploiting.
dan friesen
I understand that trend.
And I guess I just didn't realize how useful some of the ones that I don't even think about are.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
You know, like Chemtrails isn't a conspiracy I think about very often.
But hearing her articulate it that way made me realize that, like, so many of the prongs of the world that Alex has built up could very easily...
Be used to justify some really fucked up stuff.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, go back through the justifications for any number of fucking cullings or genocides or whatever you like and go deep further down and you find a ridiculous conspiracy theory that doesn't really make any goddamn sense in the first place.
dan friesen
I don't disagree with you at all.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
A large part of what I'm saying is fuck me for having that experience of listening to her call because I should have...
Thought about, like, oh, that would be useful for that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
Anyway, Alex takes one more call, and I think it's interesting that the way this works out is that he's in the middle of doing a plug for his products, and then he goes to the call, and let's see how that plays out.
alex jones
It's 50% off as well.
That's how we fund our operations.
So thank you very much for your support.
We couldn't do it without you.
Shelly in Arizona, last caller of this hour.
Shelly, go ahead.
unidentified
Hello, sir.
Hi.
Forgot what I was going to say.
People keep calling me.
I just want to plug your products real quick.
The other day I bought six t-shirts.
My son is currently wearing the.50 caliber 1776 come and take it shirt to school today.
alex jones
That's awesome.
unidentified
And I'm fixing to get me some of that V12 stuff.
dan friesen
So, she forgets what she's even going to talk about, and you vamp by plugging Alex's products for him.
She's got a well-trained audience, or they're fake.
I can't decide which.
But one or the other.
jordan holmes
That one's...
unidentified
God.
dan friesen
She does eventually remember.
jordan holmes
It sounds too insane and too plausible that you would have your son wear a...
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
50 caliber t-shirt.
dan friesen
It's believable, but also it's almost what you would do if you were a fake caller.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
It's very hard to discern.
jordan holmes
It's straddling the line between fantasy and reality that is blurring in real life anyways.
dan friesen
And when she finally does remember what she's going to talk about, it's just a bland call about how the border is a mess.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I don't know what...
I don't know about intention, but what I do know is effect.
And in effect, what you see is plug, take a call.
I forgot I was going to say, hey, let me help you plug.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's just a fucking...
It's a bad show.
jordan holmes
And it totally could be reasonable because if you were a long-time listener of Alex's show and you got a hold of Alex on the air and you forgot what you were going to say, you know to buy yourself time by just plugging his shit.
dan friesen
It's the best way to vamp.
If you're going to win some favors, he's going to treat you great.
jordan holmes
We're going to give you an extra six minutes.
Go ahead and go for it.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
Because you have bought that time through an ad.
So, Sunday, that's the end of the 17th, and we go to Sunday, it's just Owen Schroer, no big deal.
jordan holmes
Who's about to be fired?
dan friesen
It doesn't seem like the money is good right now.
So we get to Monday, the 20th, and I think that we see an interesting, it's not a change, but there's a vibe.
That I'm really worried about.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Well, I think that you should be very worried about this.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But at the same time, I kind of see some signs that it might be a good sign.
jordan holmes
Okay.
A good sign of...
Okay.
I will ask no further pre-questions.
dan friesen
It's very complicated, but I'll explain what I mean on the other side of the script.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Here from the 20th.
alex jones
That is the essence of what these globalists are establishing.
So it's here.
And people better organize against it.
They better say no to it.
They better resist it.
And they better start setting up alternative systems to counter it.
Because the Bible says the beast system will come up and be live for one hour.
One hour.
Now, it's all archetypal there.
No, it's not.
But one hour means generally about a year.
And during that time...
Most of the Earth's planetary population will be exterminated.
2,000 years ago that was written, plus.
2,000 plus years ago.
And then notice, magically, the world government wants to depopulate the Earth today.
Everything, Revelations and Daniel, Old Testament, New Testament, Ezekiel, it all ties together.
It's all right there in black and white, and that's why there's the war on Christians.
That's why they want anybody shut down that talks about this, because it's all there.
dan friesen
So, first, I want to point out that Alex has made the classic mistake here, and I think we've seen signs of it, but it's very overt here on this episode that he's going full-on Christian doomsday preacher.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Which is a dead end for propagandists, and I don't see that going well for him.
If I had to guess, it's a reflection of his diminished reach.
His radio presence is way smaller than he pretends it is.
He's not allowed on any normal social media platforms anymore, so he's forced to really only exist in the ones mostly populated by other people who've been kicked off Facebook and Twitter for their white identity and anti-LGBTQ and anti-Islam agitating.
I have a strong suspicion that a lot of the audience he finds himself still able to reach may also have some inclinations towards absurd Christian end-times fantasies, which would understandably lead Alex to tailor his coverage more in that direction.
jordan holmes
Or he's losing his mind and going towards that himself.
unidentified
Maybe.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
Entirely possible.
dan friesen
I always have a cynical view until there's reason to abandon it.
Because Alex has shown himself to be crass, manipulative, and a liar.
There's usually something behind what he's doing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, for sure.
dan friesen
So you always look for a motivation that makes sense.
Follow Occam's razor.
It usually will...
It'll be your North Star with Alex.
But he's always been a bit of a religious zealot, but it feels like the last couple years are a markedly different kind of version of that.
In other periods we've covered in his career, he has a religious streak, but it's nothing close to this level of doomsday prophecy, that he is saying the beast system is here, it's upon us.
jordan holmes
The beast system!
dan friesen
Beyond that, it's nice to see Alex explaining that idea that he had about the devil taking over for God for an hour, which we've heard him introduce on the past episode only to be cut off by a commercial break.
jordan holmes
And it turns out that an hour equals a year.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
I didn't know that.
dan friesen
So according to his reading of scripture, God is going to let the beast system be in place for an hour, which is a year.
jordan holmes
Which makes sense.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So he's readying people to resist it.
jordan holmes
So it's a year in God hours?
Are we doing dog years?
dan friesen
An hour to God.
jordan holmes
An hour in God time in a year.
dan friesen
A day to God is a thousand years, so an hour is a year.
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I can say categorically and with no hesitation that this is not what motivated him to resist the globalists earlier in his career.
Back in the early 2000s, his worry was about the globalists creating a one-world government which would rule forever, with no hope of a revolution against it succeeding.
He imagined they would create a prison planet, hence the name of his website.
He didn't think they were going to take over for a year.
Initially, the thought that he had and he was expressing scared me.
But when I reflected on it more, I'm kind of softening to it.
Because though what Alex is saying is very troubling to hear anyone say to their audience, I think in many ways it represents a de-escalation of his rhetoric.
If this system is prophesied to only be in power for a year, then it stands to reason that you could wait it out.
And maybe the best plan of action is doomsday prepping behavior as opposed to attacking your perceived enemies.
I'm not sure that Alex's audience, having been whipped up into a frenzy as they have already been, will notice that strategic opportunity.
But it's interesting to me to see the tyranny that he's now trying to scathe.
Gara's audience about has a built-in end date.
That kind of is a trap door for his audience to have some sort of a hope.
unidentified
I mean, I suppose, but it's, it doesn't make any sense if you believe in I mean...
No.
jordan holmes
Just in the idea that what you're doing is going against God's will.
dan friesen
Look, I don't care about any of that.
jordan holmes
Okay, sorry.
dan friesen
The theological piece of it is not what I'm talking about.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I'm saying that before, Alex, I mean, he still has that, like, almost everyone on earth is going to be exterminated.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But you could hold out hope that you're one of the people who would survive.
Like, there is...
Obviously, you're not going to be able to stop whatever this is from coming.
If God has prophesied he's going to let the devil take over for a fucking hour, you're not going to stop that from happening.
jordan holmes
Isn't that what he's trying to do, though?
dan friesen
Not in what he's expressing here.
jordan holmes
Okay, that's fair.
dan friesen
If it's there for an hour...
Fucking get underground or something.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
No, because the underground Nazis are going to come get you.
dan friesen
Good point.
jordan holmes
You can't go underground.
You've got nowhere to go.
dan friesen
There's ant people down there, too.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there's ant people.
What are you going to do?
Go to the Getty and get all the way down there?
No, you're fucked there, too.
dan friesen
Right.
My take on it might be generous.
I think it's probably generous.
But there is a feeling that I have that that is at least...
Something that allows for a healthier approach to be taken by his audience.
In the sense that doomsday prepping is a little paranoid and maybe misguided in a lot of cases, but the ideas of storing canned food and having water and maybe growing plants, stuff like that, is not...
That's not that unhealthy.
And if you direct the energy that Alex scares you into doing that, as opposed to, I don't know, trying to...
jordan holmes
Kill people, comma, parentheses, politically.
dan friesen
Obviously.
jordan holmes
In parentheses.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Or yelling about locking up Hillary and political enemies.
jordan holmes
Right.
You'd rather have him take a proactive stance towards preparation rather than a reactive stance towards murder.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I'm reading far too into it than probably deserves to be there.
Yeah.
But it is interesting because this...
I've been listening to Alex for quite a while.
I've never heard this idea of a year or an hour in the Bible.
jordan holmes
I've never heard that anywhere.
dan friesen
It's very new, but it's just the potential end point is aspirational.
There's hope.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Is that some left-behind shit that I...
unidentified
It must be.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's...
unidentified
What?
What?
dan friesen
So, let's talk about the biblical piece of it.
So, Revelation 13 discusses the beast, and verse 5 specifically lays out how long the beast would be given power.
And guess what?
It's not an hour, and it's not a year.
Quote, There was given unto him a mouth, speaking great things and blasphemies, and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.
So it's 42 months, or three and a half years.
jordan holmes
Were they still on the Gregorian calendar whenever?
dan friesen
It's probably code, so who knows.
jordan holmes
Okay, that's a good point.
dan friesen
Now, later in Revelation 17, verses 11 and 12, it does say, quote...
The beast who was and now is not is an eighth king.
He belongs to the seven and is going to his destruction.
The ten horns you saw are the ten kings who have not yet received a kingdom, but who for one hour will receive authority as kings along with the beast.
jordan holmes
I just want to say, great job, John.
This was a fantastic prophecy.
Really loved it.
It makes clear, present sense.
I think you did a great job.
Just retroactively, just want to let you know.
dan friesen
Put that on his Amazon page.
jordan holmes
God has given you a big ol' thumbs up here.
dan friesen
So, there is that hour in the Bible.
That is something that he's taking a word from it.
Now, this led to a bit of a problem in my research.
Because, obviously, Alex is trying to appeal to his interpretation of the Bible.
And there's nothing I can really do with that.
jordan holmes
And none of it's real.
dan friesen
There's no amount of research that I can do to prove that he's wrong.
And his imagined code isn't the right way to read the text.
So I kind of came to an impasse.
I'm just like, well, that's what you think, Alex.
But that doesn't mean we can't discuss things a little bit more and try and explore what he's doing.
Revelation is one of the highest profile examples ever of a genre known as apocalyptic literature.
The genre took roots in early Jewish writings, and the texts had primarily two functions that they served.
The first was to explain why previous prophecies hadn't been fulfilled, and the second was to make a sense of the awful conditions people were living in when presumably God is good and all-powerful.
Pre-exile prophets issued prophecies that had come to pass partially, like, for instance, the Jewish people returned from exile in Babylon.
But though parts had come true, other parts had not.
This introduced a problem that needed to be sorted out, so the prophets reinterpreted these older prophecies to show that the, quote, promised glories of the renewed kingdom were yet to come.
The older prophets had also predicted an invasion of Judah by enemies from the north, which never came to pass.
Thus, Ezekiel reinterpreted that as the final assault by Gog upon Jerusalem, which from that point onward has become a consistent feature of apocalyptic.
jordan holmes
Fucking Gog, man.
dan friesen
Gog!
And Magog.
jordan holmes
Goddammit, every time we get into Gog shit!
dan friesen
Right, so these earlier prophecies by, like, Jeremiah that were saying that there was going to be an invasion of Judah that never ended up happening were reinterpreted as the end times that were still yet to come in order to make sense of why part of the prophecy came true and the other part didn't.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, it's the ancient times version of the guy who did math and he was like, I figured out that the date of our prophecy, the world ending is bad, and then it comes and it's gone, and then it's like, well, I...
I got my math wrong, so let's rewrite this whole thing.
dan friesen
Probably less manipulative and less crassly than these modern-day people.
But...
jordan holmes
No less wrong.
dan friesen
There was a higher social purpose that they were probably working towards, which I'll get into in a second.
So...
Jeremiah prophesied that the Messianic Kingdom would return within 70 years.
But when that time passed and nothing changed, Daniel reinterpreted years to mean a different span of time, which was almost at its end.
The apocalypse of Baruch and Ezra both attempt to reinterpret this prophecy again when the span of time had passed and the Messianic Kingdom didn't arrive.
So this is a consistent thread that goes throughout the tradition.
jordan holmes
Yeah, somebody make something up.
The next person is like, and then makes up something different.
The next person is like, and makes up something different still.
dan friesen
So to the second feature, I think it's pretty self-explanatory.
Conditions for the common person in the 500s BCE were not very great, especially compared to what they would have expected given the prophecies about the lavish kingdom that was to come.
Many people suffered, which felt out of line with previous prophecies, so an explanation was needed to show people that the prosperity and good life that they had longed for was still on the horizon.
This tradition of literature evolved over the years until the writing of Daniel, which is considered to be the first fully mature apocalyptic text.
Daniel's a really interesting text because of the question of authorship.
It's ascribed to as being written by Daniel, the one who lived through the lion's den.
But scholars don't believe that this is possible, and the date that they give the text is 167 to 163 BCE, somewhere in there.
One of the chief reasons for this is that there's a weird thing that happens in the text as it relates to the accuracy of prophecies.
Everything that Daniel predicts at the beginning of the book matches up with historical events, but at the point of the book where he predicts the circumstances of the death of Antiochus IV, everything falls apart.
jordan holmes
This is fucking Game of Thrones!
unidentified
Yeah.
The first five seasons were based on the text.
It is.
jordan holmes
And then he made it up and they fucked it up.
dan friesen
Yeah, there's a parallel.
No spoilers.
jordan holmes
That's very funny.
dan friesen
It's interesting that it does go along that way.
He gets the death of Antiochus wrong, and then he predicts a war that never happened.
And in general, the predictions past that point in the book are markedly detached from what we know from the historical record in stark opposition to the beginning of the book.
Scholars believe the book was written during this period and should be understood in this context.
At the time, Antiochus represented an existential threat to the Jewish community, so the prophecy of his death and the coming kingdom served to give the people a sense of hope in a rather dark time.
And to reinforce the credibility of the sense of hope, the author of Daniel used Daniel as the hero of that text, which allowed him to use things that he knew from history as predictions Daniel would have made of the hundreds of years that had happened in between.
jordan holmes
Kix goes on Project Camelot and is like, I predicted that this would go down.
And it's like, well, we don't have any evidence of you predicting that before the event happened.
We only have evidence of you saying you predicted it after.
dan friesen
Revelation doesn't exist in a vacuum.
It has to be approached and understood within the canon of apocalyptic literature, mostly because the book entirely relies on the apocalyptic tradition and makes tons of references to it.
Revelation is held up by the final battle ideas that trace back to Ezekiel, reinterpreting prophecies of wars that never came to be.
It uses prophecy as a tool of political speech, in the same vein that Daniel did.
It's an insanely complicated thing that many people spend lifetime studying, and no one who takes scholarship seriously believes it's wise to look at any of these books as containing literal or coded messages that we should use to predict the future.
That is a silly thing to do.
That said, a whole lot of people have tried to do just that.
What?
unidentified
At this point, I was going to list off all the What?
dan friesen
Too long.
Too long.
Right.
The list is too long, and all of them have been equally and completely wrong.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, consider that.
In the history that we have...
jordan holmes
Well, yeah, but Alex is going to get it right.
dan friesen
That's hubris.
That's pretty brazen.
jordan holmes
That's my faith.
dan friesen
For anybody with the sort of recorded history that we have, even of just the last 20 years, you could say, to have that history and still have the balls to try and make revelation-based predictions about the future, it just seems like you have to be...
I mean, you're pissing in the wind.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but, I mean, okay.
It's like fucking El Dorado, man.
You know, you're gonna go for El Dorado, you're probably gonna die, and you're never gonna find it.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
But the guy who gets it right, what?
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
That guy's gonna go down in history!
I mean, in this circumstance, he's gonna die along with the rest of us.
But the point is that there's a sense of personal achievement.
dan friesen
There's no win except for a scam.
There isn't anything that we can see from these people who have used Revelation to predict the end times other than them trying to raise money off it.
jordan holmes
Right.
It sounds like the Supreme Douglas Adams bit, the scam apocalypse guy who accidentally gets it right.
You know, like the guy who's scamming everybody, and then on the day that it's supposed to happen, he's like, oh, goddammit, is somebody fucking with me today?
dan friesen
Yeah.
So all of these people have been wrong, and Alex will be wrong as well, and he's foolish to go down this path because it doesn't lead to anything other than having to revise your prediction once it doesn't come true.
I do admire on some level that he's resisted the urge to say a specific date.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Is that admirable?
dan friesen
It shows some restraint is still there.
jordan holmes
I almost admire the...
I go the opposite direction.
I admire you more if you pick a certain date than if you just give me a vague end times.
dan friesen
If Alex chooses a date, you'll know it's over.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Not the world.
jordan holmes
No, his show.
dan friesen
But as it relates to Alex Jones and all these people who would try to weaponize Revelation for their own end, I would like to quote to them Deuteronomy 18, verse 21 and 22. Oh, that was all about laws and shit.
jordan holmes
There were so many of them.
We don't even need to worry about Deuteronomy.
dan friesen
Quote, And if thou say in thine heart, how shall we know the word which the Lord hath not spoken?
When a prophet speaketh in the name of the Lord, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the Lord hath not spoken, but the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously, thou shalt not be afraid of him.
You heard it first in the Bible.
Don't be afraid of Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Very wrong.
Very wrong.
dan friesen
Yeah, if the Deuteronomy is telling us that the mark of someone who is a false prophet is he says things that don't come to pass, Alex, you, sir, are biblically a false prophet.
jordan holmes
Oh, for sure.
But the Bible is wrong.
You should be afraid of false prophets because they will fuck your shit up.
dan friesen
Maybe not on an otherworldly level, but on a this-worldly level, you should be afraid of them.
So, Alex, despite what we kind of understand about apocalyptic literature and how revelation is a really fucking stupid thing to use to make future predictions, Alex still is on that tip.
alex jones
Bible prophecy is being fulfilled.
World government, cloned humans, the breakup of the family, all of it foretold, all of it planned, all of it here.
And yes, folks, it's not just the evil ones taking the Bible and using it as a blueprint.
unidentified
No, there's a master behind this.
dan friesen
So that's to imply that there is a literal devil and that also there is a literal God that Alex is working in service of.
He's not just some guy who is doing a radio show.
He's a tool of divinity.
Which, I mean, that's not new, but it's just, it's not, it's too easy to forget.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's hard to say.
Are you fucking with Alex?
dan friesen
I feel like his staff is so incompetent now.
Like the people he could get to employ, I don't know if any of them are that clever.
Although it could be, yeah, I mean it could be a manifestation of like slight rebellion.
So maybe, maybe it's possible.
jordan holmes
That'd be fun.
dan friesen
So Alex gets into some scientific talk in this next clip.
jordan holmes
That's not a good idea to go from apocalyptic literature to...
And now we're going to get really into the standard model.
dan friesen
Well, the science talk is kind of in service of the apocalypse talk.
jordan holmes
Sure, scientists do that all the time.
dan friesen
The means by which the science is going to bring in...
Death that the globalists are going to be in charge of for an hour.
The globalists have already been in charge for a long time, according to Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but the devil is going to be in charge for an hour.
dan friesen
No, the Ten Kings are, according to Revelation.
They're just working with the beast.
That even doesn't work.
unidentified
Who cares?
dan friesen
Anyway, talking some science.
jordan holmes
Bible.
alex jones
The forced inoculations are here.
The forced GMO's here.
The forced 5G is here.
And they admit all of it kills us.
Headline, top scientists, 5G, hundreds of respected scientists, sound the alarm and the effects of 5G networks, go up nationwide.
LA Times admits, gives you cancer, but they don't care, because they've got a plan, and you ain't part of it, and the plan is to kill you and your family.
jordan holmes
The music guy!
He's playing just really...
unidentified
He's playing just like such smooth, just like...
jordan holmes
Everybody's coming!
It doesn't make sense.
It undercuts that you need to fill.
dan friesen
You can't yell like they're going to kill you over Steely Dan or something.
It wasn't Steely Dan, but still.
So you might notice there that was a little aggressive going out to break.
And I think that there's a trend that I'm starting to notice that characterizes almost all of his ad breaks in this episode.
And it's something that I've seen a lot of from him in the present day.
With shocking regularity, he goes out to break yelling about how the globalists want to kill you and your family, ramping up the fear that he's trying to create in his listeners.
Meanwhile, when he returns from break, he generally doesn't have that same intensity and terror.
Most frequently, he comes back from break bragging about his own victimhood.
Like this segment right here that ended like that, it began with him playing a supercut of people on the street being nice to him while he talked over the video saying stuff like, this is why they banned me, implying that he's just too popular, everyone loves him, and the globalists had to...
Silence him.
jordan holmes
They had to.
dan friesen
So there's almost like a congratulatory thing coming into breaks where it's like you saw through the bullshit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You're here.
Aren't you glad to be here?
So, when you're heading into a commercial break, your number one job is to keep people from turning the dial.
This is why news shows do that embarrassing clickbait type story thing where they're always...
jordan holmes
Is someone trying to kill your child?
Come back at five and we will get...
dan friesen
After the break, we'll tell you about the threat to your child.
jordan holmes
It's lettuce.
dan friesen
That trend exists in poorly done exploitative media all over the place.
And I see this trend happening a lot more in Alex.
And I know that we've had a lot of laughs over the years about Alex yelling out to break.
And of course, he's done it a bunch.
But please, trust me, someone who's listened to more InfoWars than anyone ever should.
If I had to hazard a guess, I would say that it's because his numbers are really down.
And he has to use whatever trick he can to keep people around.
I'm no expert and I have no hard day to support this.
Although if you look on Alexa, his traffic seems to be going downward.
But it's hard not to read this as anything other than pure desperation on display.
The only thing Alex has left to offer his audience is mortal fear, and he's having a fucking Easter sale on it.
He's trying to terrify people.
It's a mess.
jordan holmes
Nice writing.
dan friesen
Thanks.
So, to the science question about 5G, and these scientists are saying it's going to kill you.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Sure, guys.
Come on.
dan friesen
The question of where Alex's 5G fears land on the scale of crazy versus reasonable is a little bit hard to answer.
I can't deny that there are many scientists who have expressed concern about the increased exposure to radio frequencies and how they could have unintended health consequences.
So it doesn't seem like it's something that Alex is making up out of thin air.
jordan holmes
I've read a comic book, Spider-Man.
That's what would happen.
dan friesen
He got bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, by a spider with radio waves.
Yeah, see, there you go.
5G spider.
dan friesen
The problem with thinking that Alex might be on a sort of reasonable tip here is when you get into the details.
The reason these scientists are concerned about the increased health risk has to do with the increase in the number of transmitters which would be putting out these frequencies.
Now, what's interesting about their specific complaints is that they're not just talking about 5G as what they're concerned about.
The scientists who are talking about this stuff pretty regularly make a point that it would be just as bad with 2G, 3G, 4G, or Wi-Fi.
The problem for them is all wireless communication.
So for Alex to accurately champion the cause of the scientists he's using as a source, he would have to take it to that level.
And if he got rid of wireless communications, he wouldn't be able to use that sweet earpiece that he uses for his staff to talk to him and give him updates and shit.
jordan holmes
I am going to ask this question so very simply and basically.
Do they know what 5G stands for?
dan friesen
Do you mean Alex?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean, any of these 5G truthers or whatever?
dan friesen
Probably.
Yeah, I would assume so.
But it doesn't matter.
They don't care about details.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, it's just that 5G is just the fifth generation of the same conceptual radio waves.
So they have to think that something is piggybacking on top of the radio waves.
dan friesen
No, no.
jordan holmes
Not necessarily.
No, no, not the scientists.
I mean, Alex and those guys.
dan friesen
No, no, no, no.
You're misunderstanding that, too.
Because you could make a decent argument based on the fact that the 5G is using parts of the spectrum, the wave spectrum, that don't travel as far.
So they do need to put up a bunch more transmitters in order to have coverage.
For the 5G networks.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So the idea that there would be increased radio frequency radiation isn't based on an intrinsic misunderstanding of what's being discussed.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It doesn't require that something nefarious be piggybacking it.
They're just saying there would be more transmitters, thus everyone would have more of this radio frequencies bombarding them.
And that in and of itself is the nefarious thing.
jordan holmes
Right.
I suppose.
Okay.
dan friesen
So that's why there is the kernel of...
jordan holmes
I would need to read up a lot more before I...
dan friesen
Luckily I did.
jordan holmes
Okay, there we go.
dan friesen
So the issue is that Alex is reporting this as if it's a new story at all.
He posted an article on InfoWars over the weekend with the headline, quote, hundreds of respected scientists sound the alarm about health effects as 5G networks go up nationwide.
Which definitely gives the sense that these scientists are currently sounding the alarm, which is not the case.
That happened back on September 13, 2017, when 180 scientists and doctors appealed to the European Union about 5G, asking them to put a moratorium on rolling out the technology until there were appropriate studies done about its safety.
They were appealing to the EU because the EU had spent a whole shit ton of money making preparations and researching for 5G, so it seemed like a good place to go.
In response to their petition, the EU clarified that, quote, So if you understand that response, it's saying that the EU member states have the sovereign decision of whether or not to adopt 5G.
jordan holmes
It's a states' rights argument.
dan friesen
And they're affirming it.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
No one is forcing anyone other than, I guess, the sovereign governments that do choose to implement it.
jordan holmes
It'd be like it's the federal government saying that it's up to the states.
dan friesen
Well, and the only force that's being done is by the sovereign countries upon the citizens of those countries who don't want it.
Right.
I don't know how I feel about that.
I guess there's a little bit of room for discussion, but whatever.
The EU clearly is affirming their position that it's a country's choice, and that's really something that Alex doesn't want to discuss.
jordan holmes
Sovereignty!
dan friesen
That's something he doesn't want to discuss.
jordan holmes
I wonder why.
dan friesen
It runs counter to his idea of the EU taking away state sovereignty.
Ultimately, the more I look into 5G, the question of it, the less concerned I am about it, and the more I feel like this is a manufactured freak-out narrative that Alex is basing.
A small kernel of truth on, and he's just jumping from there into irresponsibility.
jordan holmes
I can't imagine that there weren't scientists at the advent of the fucking radio that weren't like, radio waves are probably going to kill us.
dan friesen
I'm positive there were.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
Every single thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There are some people who have concerns about potential health effects, and they're not...
Not necessarily lunatics or doctors who aren't doctors.
jordan holmes
Right, no, what I mean to say not is that they're all quacks.
unidentified
No, totally.
jordan holmes
It's a very valid and important thing for people to have that...
dan friesen
The people like Alex are manifesting what quackery would be based on some scientists that raise, hey, we should study this.
jordan holmes
Right, exactly.
dan friesen
One of the big things that Alex and Anti-5G point to as evidence of their side of the argument is that the International Agency for Research on Cancer has listed radiofrequency electromagnetic fields as, quote, possibly carcinogenic to humans.
jordan holmes
Goddammit, everything is.
dan friesen
Well, it's rarely pointed out that the IARC has only five categories for things.
There's carcinogenic, probably carcinogenic, possibly carcinogenic, Probably not carcinogenic and not classifiable.
jordan holmes
Well, do you strongly agree with that?
Do you mildly agree with that?
Do you agree with that?
Do you disagree with that?
Or do you mildly disagree with that or strongly disagree with those classifications, Dan?
dan friesen
I agree with them.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Things like aluminum production or the Epstein-Barr virus are listed as carcinogenic as they've been shown to be directly linked to cancer.
Anabolic steroids or working as a hairdresser or barber are listed as possibly or probably carcinogenic as is eating red meat or drinking beverages hotter than 65 degrees Celsius.
jordan holmes
Oh, I'm fucked.
dan friesen
Those are probably because you're a hairdresser who likes drinking really hot things while eating a steak.
jordan holmes
You got it.
The whole thing.
dan friesen
Included in the possibly carcinogenic category, along with 5G, the radio frequency radiation, here are some of the things that are in that category.
jordan holmes
Dogs!
dan friesen
No.
Being a firefighter.
jordan holmes
On Wednesday.
dan friesen
Dry cleaning.
Exposure to gasoline.
Car exhaust.
Pickled vegetables.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And aloe vera.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
The definition for inclusion in that group is, quote, there is some evidence that it can cause cancer in humans, but at present it is far from conclusive.
This context is really important, since it explains what researchers mean when they say certain things.
The technical meaning of possibly to the IARC is different than what it means conversationally, and Alex and his cohorts are taking advantage of that difference of definition and manipulating people.
jordan holmes
Right.
The possibly carcinogenic list is almost like a...
A chronicle of modern inventions.
If you want to exist in a relatively modern space, you're probably going to come in contact with possibly carcinogenic things.
dan friesen
That's partially true, but partially...
Not quite.
Because a lot of them end up in the not categorizable area.
jordan holmes
Uncategorizable.
dan friesen
Yeah, because there aren't studies that have been done that show one way or the other.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
For something to be in the possibly category, there has to be some kind of a study that has indicated it's possible that it's connected, but nothing is substantiated.
So it is a smaller list than you think, but it is wild that aloe vera and pickles are in there.
jordan holmes
Why not?
dan friesen
Right.
It's just because those are things that there are...
jordan holmes
They did studies on.
dan friesen
Yeah, peer-reviewed studies that have...
jordan holmes
There aren't any studies on whether or not regularly eating platypus will give you cancer.
dan friesen
Right, but that could be in one of these categories if that were studied.
jordan holmes
You know what?
A platypus is considered a fish by the Catholic Church.
dan friesen
Oh, I didn't know that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because you can't eat the same as with beavers.
You can't eat red meat on Fridays or whatever for whatever reason.
dan friesen
Because it's probably carcinogenic.
jordan holmes
Yeah, so the Pope made beavers fish because they live in water.
dan friesen
Catholic trivia.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Isn't that fun?
dan friesen
Yeah, it is.
So the LA Times article Alex is talking about there, also about the 5G stuff, is from August 8, 2016.
And it talks about a study that was done which exposed rats to tons of radiofrequency radiation and found, quote, small increases in tumors in male rats.
And makes it clear that, quote, extrapolating the results to humans gets complicated.
A good way to sum the article comes from a quote they include.
Quote, I don't think it's clear that there are health risks, but it's also not clear that there are no health risks, says Lika Kifitis, an epidemiology professor at UCLA's Fielding School of Public Health who has studied the effects of cell phone use.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's such a responsible thing to say, it infuriates you, right?
dan friesen
Yeah, totally.
jordan holmes
It's such like a, well, we need more information either way, so call back later.
dan friesen
That's the point of...
jordan holmes
Unless your phone gave you cancer, in which case you won't be able to call.
dan friesen
That's the point of the article, but it doesn't...
It doesn't make a good headline.
jordan holmes
No, it makes a terrible headline.
dan friesen
And so you make a more sensational headline and Alex can dance on it.
jordan holmes
Science!
Results inconclusive!
Should be the headline of just about every science article.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So I'm not so worried about this 5G stuff and I don't think Alex is on good footing.
But he gets into worse footing a little bit later because he starts talking about Islam.
jordan holmes
No, I don't want to do that.
dan friesen
You remember how he was getting really revelatory, revelation stuff earlier?
jordan holmes
I don't want to go revelation to Muslims.
That's going to be bad.
That's going to be the great enemy and the beast and all that shit.
I don't want that, Dan.
dan friesen
It's not good.
jordan holmes
I just want to live in a world where they don't do that.
dan friesen
Well, unfortunately, we live in this world.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
dan friesen
Alex, in this world, is expressing the world he wishes to see.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's not good.
dan friesen
And this is just bad.
alex jones
The technocrats don't want a pro-human future.
That's why they're bringing in the 1.8 billion Muslims that are incompatible, and that's why the great law of Europe and the great law of America now is don't talk about what Muslims are doing.
dan friesen
Well, certainly.
jordan holmes
First rule of Muslim club.
dan friesen
Don't talk about Muslim club.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But, I mean, I think that, like, just people have a reticence to accept you saying that certain, like, a religion is incompatible with good society.
I think that that is...
Like, it's not...
No one's saying don't talk about Islam.
No one's saying don't talk about Muslims.
They're saying don't do that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Don't do what you just did in that clip.
jordan holmes
I mean, his argument boils down to about a seventh of the entire population of the human race is fundamentally incompatible with the other six-sevenths of it.
dan friesen
Which leads to exterminationism, or it leads to...
Complete isolation and separation, which inevitably will lead to a war.
jordan holmes
Of course.
Why wouldn't it?
There's no other solution.
dan friesen
So even the restrained, benevolent solution to whatever he's describing does lead to violence eventually.
jordan holmes
It's like, okay, you know what?
We're against violence.
So all Muslims go to Australia, and you stay there, and we barricaded it around.
Like, it's insane.
dan friesen
Yeah.
In this next clip, Alex explains his feelings on Islam and himself and his team, I guess.
This is troubling and disturbing.
But I also think that you can see this consistent trend that he does, where earlier in the episode he was talking about how he doesn't want martial law, but the globalists are making them do it.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
It's sort of the same thing that he's saying about, I don't want to fucking say we've got to get rid of all the Muslims, but they're making me.
He's being forced into this position, or at least that's...
jordan holmes
I don't want to hate black people.
dan friesen
It's exactly that.
It's a very pathetic way to be a monster.
alex jones
And I want to explain something.
I personally don't want to hate people from the Middle East.
jordan holmes
Coward.
You're a coward.
alex jones
And I personally don't want to be at war with Muslims.
jordan holmes
Because you're a coward.
alex jones
And I understand there's a larger globalist plan for a clash of civilizations.
But if your daughter gets kicked down a subway stairs by a group of Islamicists because they think, you know, that she's a profane, you know, dog creature because she's a Christian or whatever, the police and the media try to cover it up and that's wrong.
And so if a horde of radical Islamists are coming down your French street, or you're having your crosses taken down on the coastline of Greece, because it's offensive to Muslims, that's war and that's racism.
dan friesen
We already know from covering stuff that I don't know what specific story he's talking about or if there even is one with the woman being kicked downstairs.
But I know that that cross story he's lying about, we've talked about that.
That doesn't give me much hope that the other stories are being accurately reported here.
So if that's your justification for why Islam is at war with you, you're starting off on a bad foot.
jordan holmes
You know, I was listening to that and I was thinking maybe our solution for shitty propaganda and how awful our media is as a whole is not deplatforming people.
What it is is putting a referee...
In every live broadcast room.
So when he's like, oh, and your daughter gets kicked out, there's just a giant whistle, and he's like, emotional manipulation, next.
Five minutes.
dan friesen
I suggested that as a punishment for him on our third episode.
Me sitting there and be like, nope!
jordan holmes
That was years ago!
dan friesen
Yeah, I know.
Anyway, this clip isn't done.
jordan holmes
Anyways, that is a good idea.
dan friesen
I just wanted to point out that that is something that we've talked about already.
The cross story, and it's bullshit.
jordan holmes
Right.
alex jones
I understand it's a manipulated collision.
I understand it's a manipulated clash.
But it doesn't change the fact if you're on the receiving end of it.
And capitulating to it, and going along and saying, oh, Islam's great, it's a religion of peace, there isn't a clash of civilizations happening, only adds the globalist program.
We must be honest about the cancer that has become Islam in this current permutation.
And the fact that the globalism is a cancer.
And the fact that the left's system is cancer.
And the fact that mainline churches that just want to be country clubs have become cancers.
dan friesen
It's not good to hear that.
I mean, it's not good because he's saying that Islam, the globalists, and the left are all cancers.
And then throwing in the mainstream Christian churches is also kind of...
Because if he's saying that mainstream Christian churches are cancer, those are the ones that are going to be more tolerant.
So if you're not in an extreme Christian church that believes in his patriot beliefs, his Christian identity beliefs...
Then they are a cancer as well, and you should get out of that church.
They're misrepresenting God to you.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
I would be more interested to see what he thinks a mainstream church is.
dan friesen
Right.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, just like that dude who thought that the Tea Party was a leftist group.
A liberal group.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
I'm sure he's...
jordan holmes
Like, is he talking about Joel Osteen?
Like, that kind of scam?
dan friesen
I know that he doesn't like them.
unidentified
Like, the prosperity gospel?
dan friesen
I know that he doesn't like the glitter bugs.
Right.
I know he doesn't care for the prosperity gospel much.
jordan holmes
But he likes Paula White Cain.
dan friesen
I don't know if he does specifically, but you'd think...
He would, so she likes Trump.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
And she's a scammer of the highest order.
dan friesen
Yeah, I'm not positive I've heard him come down on her either way.
But I think that it's more the churches that...
jordan holmes
Don't hate people.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like the massive Unitarian church not hating Muslims as a policy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he's talking about this, and I was hearing it, and I thought, like, well, this is...
On brand, for now.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
For present-day Alex Jones.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But at the same time, in the context of talking about apocalyptic fantasies at the beginning of the episode, you get the sense that there's something really fucked up that he's communicating.
And I didn't understand exactly what he was getting at, other than just filling time.
Demonizing people and saying it's not our fault that we're demonizing you.
You made us do this to you.
And I didn't understand the track that was being laid until he starts playing a video that Tommy Robinson sent him.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
So Tommy Robinson...
Well, I'll just explain.
jordan holmes
I imagine him...
In whatever video you're about to play, I imagine him as Dick Van Dyke doing a shitty Cockney accent, wearing a Nazi uniform, and that's how I'm going to imagine.
Yeah, that's how I'm imagining this.
dan friesen
It's inaccurate.
So I've watched the video that he sent Alex of his event, Tommy Robinson did, and I thought about it long and hard, and there's only one thing I really want to say, and I think I've said it before, but I'd like to double and triple down on it, and that is, fuck Tommy Robinson.
Tommy's currently engaged in some kind of publicity stunt tour where he's pretending he's running for office.
Then he shows up in towns to give pretend stump speeches.
In his video, he specifies that he's going to White!
Yeah, in everything of the video I've seen, I'd be hard-pressed to find two non-white people in the footage.
He specifically even says that he's avoiding places with Muslim populations so he can speak to his people.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Given Tommy's career, his beliefs, his lifelong pattern of criminality, his lifelong association with Nazi and white supremacist groups, his documented history of resorted to violence, and the fact that his entire brand is based on his flagrant Islamophobia, it's not hard to see what he's doing.
He knows goddamn well that he doesn't have a chance of winning a fucking dog-catcher election, and this political campaign is the perfect ruse to carry out his anti-Muslim, anti-Islam agitation, particularly now that he's been kicked off social media.
He can go to predominantly white working-class areas and give campaign speeches, which he knows will be disrupted eventually, which will then give him the perfect optics to continue his bullshit for another cycle.
jordan holmes
And get more donations and grift.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
And that's exactly what happened last week.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Tommy was giving a speech in Oldham on Saturday, May 18th, and there was a large faction of folks who showed up who were not fans of his.
Apparently some threw eggs and bricks.
Those might not have been bricks.
They might have been rocks.
I'm not entirely sure.
Tommy could not have been happier.
You can kind of see it in the video.
He's smirking while he talks about the event.
His cameras caught everything perfectly.
A group of white families just trying to support the political process are attacked by a group of unruly Muslims.
He got all the footage of children being put in cars where he yells in the bullhorns about how you need to be concerned for their safety.
These children are being attacked.
Obviously, I worry for those kids' safety.
Absolutely.
But I also worry about their parents' choices, bringing them to a fucking Tommy Robinson rally.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Before he even got involved in politics, he'd been arrested three times for violent acts, including one time in 2005 when he assaulted an off-duty cop who tried to break up an altercation between him and his girlfriend, who was issued a citation for being in possession of cocaine.
And his behavior has gotten less safe for kids to be around since then.
I do not endorse the people throwing rocks at Tommy.
I strongly disapprove of non-milkshake-related violence.
jordan holmes
No rocks.
No rocks.
dan friesen
I disapprove of non-milkshake-related violence.
And even more than that, this is exactly the outcome Tommy wants.
He gets to be the victim, and he can use these videos as a powerful recruitment tool to convince white people that they're under attack from Islam.
No two ways to slice this for me.
I don't support what these people did, but I wholeheartedly support the political message behind it.
Which boils down to, fuck you, Tommy Robinson.
Which is something that he could hear every day and it wouldn't be nearly enough.
jordan holmes
Never.
dan friesen
So Alex is going to make a big deal out of Tommy's very manipulative video about what happened to him and how Islam is evil.
We're not going to listen to much of it because, like I said, fuck Tommy Robinson.
I'm not interested in deconstructing what he's all about.
I think we all pretty much see his game for what it is.
There are a couple points, though, where Alex's commentary on the video drifts into territory where it becomes relevant for us to discuss.
So there are a few of those clips in here, and you'll hear a little bit of Tommy's video under Alex talking, which is mostly just I explain this for context.
Here is Alex playing the video and commenting over it, and I think he says something that's very telling.
alex jones
Here come the rocks.
Middle East for the Muslims.
Africa for the Africans.
Asia for the Asians.
Latin America for the Latin Americans.
But nowhere for the evil Christians.
dan friesen
I think he is pretty explicitly expressing white nationalist beliefs.
jordan holmes
Yeah, is he ascribing that language to them?
dan friesen
No, he's saying that those places exist for them, but there's no homeland for the white man.
I mean, he says Christian, but we know what he means.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why would you say Africa for Africans, and then Christian, like there are no Christians in Africa?
unidentified
Come on, man.
jordan holmes
We know what you think.
dan friesen
And that language is very explicitly the language of white nationalists.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
So when he uses that, and then instead of white people says Christians, you know what he's doing.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
It is, and it's pathetically transparent.
unidentified
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
It's really bad.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's really bad.
unidentified
Yeah, no shit.
jordan holmes
Like, at a certain point, that's so...
God, I'm just bummed.
Just fucking say it.
You did.
dan friesen
He did.
jordan holmes
Just use the word.
dan friesen
I know.
jordan holmes
Use the word.
dan friesen
So, in his next clip, he talks about the cops and why they hate Tommy.
Most of it is because they are SJ-dubs, and...
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Alex says something in this clip that validates something you said on a recent episode.
alex jones
And the cops are telling him it's your fault, Tommy, for running for parliament.
It's your fault for being born in England.
It's your fault because you don't roll over and die like we do.
Because you're not a traitor.
All those SJW cops, just look at them.
dan friesen
So when we did that crossover episode with QAnon Anonymous, you may have made a point about Alex calling people race traitors.
And I think everyone's uncomfortable with that terminology, but you listen to that clip, that's what Alex is saying.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
He's saying those cops are mad at Tommy because he's not a traitor to his people.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
That's hoo-boy.
unidentified
Yeah, you know, it sure seems like it was...
jordan holmes
You know, I was...
I don't know if I was exaggerating all the time a few years ago, but...
A lot of the extreme language that I use to describe these people has been less and less extreme in regards to exaggeration as time has gone on.
dan friesen
Yeah, as we've gathered more information, you've gotten less extreme with your rhetoric because we've realized it's accurate.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Or at least with your descriptions of some of these dicks.
So one of the things that's important to point out is that Alex is playing this video that highlights this conflagration that happened at a Tommy Robinson rally.
If you know Tommy's history, if you know what he's all about, this is exactly what he was begging to happen.
jordan holmes
He puts...
Tinder and gasoline on top of woods and waits for somebody else to throw a match on Tommy.
dan friesen
None of that is to say that the event is staged or fake or anything like that, but it's exactly the sort of optics Tommy begs for because it's the kindling for the fire that he knows how to build.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And it's important to point out that this video that Alex is playing is specifically campaign materials for Tommy's run for the parliament.
unidentified
The establishment has literally thrown everything at me during this campaign.
But I never would have imagined they'd have their police lead a Muslim mob wearing balaclavas to my family-friendly campaign event.
Go fuck yourself.
Here it is.
dan friesen
So it's just a campaign ad.
It's swelling music, and there's traitors in Parliament, and this family-friendly event attacked by unruly Muslims who were led there by the police.
jordan holmes
Man.
God, he should not even be physically allowed to say the words family-friendly.
I'm against censorship and pro-First Amendment, but I also think we should take some words out people's mouths.
dan friesen
There's no First Amendment in the UK.
jordan holmes
I just mean in a general sense.
Like, Alex, I'm all for free speech rights.
He's not allowed to say Martin Luther King Jr. for ten years.
dan friesen
That's the rule.
You can't say hubris.
I hate how he pronounces it.
jordan holmes
Or Ozymandamus.
dan friesen
He can say that all he wants.
So we get off the Tommy Robinson stuff, and I just really think that it's woefully transparent, and it evokes in Alex exactly what it's supposed to evoke, which is this idea of a race war, more or less.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Molyneusian, if you will.
dan friesen
It's bad.
It's a real bad look.
So maybe when I was saying that his apocalyptic stuff with the one hour is maybe a de-escalation, go ahead and ignore all that.
jordan holmes
Okay, all right.
dan friesen
Go ahead and ignore that from earlier.
unidentified
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
jordan holmes
I was already ignoring that, but okay, good.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It just was a stray thought.
Anyway, in this next clip, we get to hear a little bit of Mark Dice.
He's got a special report that Alex plays twice during this show.
unidentified
I'm going to go to the show.
jordan holmes
Oh, the Mark So Dice they played it twice.
dan friesen
Yeah, so he's apparently taken to making fun of Beto, which I don't know why he's doing that.
jordan holmes
Sure, fine.
dan friesen
Beto is...
jordan holmes
Have fun.
dan friesen
I don't know how relevant he is in the primary race.
jordan holmes
Hopefully less and less as time goes on.
dan friesen
I already think he's down in the lower tier of candidates who are running at this point.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But Mark Dice makes a meal out of making fun of him in this clip, and then Alex says something really funny.
unidentified
Captain Planet, he's our hero!
Running for president, but he's pulling near zero!
With your hashtags combined, I am Captain Planet!
jordan holmes
Michael Brown didn't do nothing!
unidentified
I support drag queens like Desmond is amazing!
jordan holmes
Down with the patriarchy!
unidentified
CNN's most trusted name in news!
No habla ingles, amigo!
Beto was born for this!
jordan holmes
Yay!
I wanna like...
Save the environment and stuff.
unidentified
And to do that, we've got to stop these calfarts.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Stop the cow farts.
mark dice
That was just the tip of the iceberg for this week's Global Warming Circus, however.
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio had organized a Green New Deal event right outside of Trump Tower.
Except apparently it was pouring rain, and so he had to come inside.
And since he's such a terrible mayor, people started shouting him down, and it didn't really go as well as he had planned.
jordan holmes
Is this a good place to get your message out?
unidentified
Look, had the weather cooperated, we would have been outside.
jordan holmes
That was the original plan.
unidentified
But it's a public place, and you know what?
alex jones
All right, ladies and gentlemen, this may be one of Mark Dice's...
I think it is one of his best videos ever, so I'm going to play the rest of it coming up.
unidentified
Wow.
jordan holmes
You know what the problem is?
The problem is the right is just too good at comedy now, Dan.
They're just too good.
dan friesen
That's damning Mark Dice with faint praise.
jordan holmes
We cannot defeat them on the battlegrounds of comedy, Dan.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
You're taking out Beto and de Blasio?
What are we going to do?
jordan holmes
Oh, timely, timely Beavis and Butthead reference.
dan friesen
I only have two pieces of information about this clip that I looked into, and I dug deep on these.
This first one, I just listened to the clip that Mark Dice played.
jordan holmes
Bad idea.
dan friesen
The person who complains to de Blasio is saying, is this a good place to get your message out because it's Trump Tower?
They're not mad at him for being a bad mayor.
They're mad that the event is inside Trump Tower.
jordan holmes
That's hilarious.
dan friesen
So it doesn't really work for his argument.
jordan holmes
No, because he probably...
dan friesen
Best video ever.
And then the other thing that I looked into is Mark Dice is 41 fucking years old.
That is embarrassing.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
That's embarrassing behavior for a 41-year-old to be engaging in.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
His terrible impressions.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Oh, God.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
Anyways, happy birthday to 40-year-old Matt Drafke, friend of the show.
dan friesen
But he's not making videos like that.
jordan holmes
No, I know.
That's why I had to thank him.
He's way better.
dan friesen
Drafke's much more dignified than Mark Dice.
unidentified
Holy shit.
dan friesen
I was like, you gotta...
That would be bad if I saw, like, Caitlin Bennett making it.
It would be embarrassing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I would say anyone over 16. Anyone over 16?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That kind of behavior is...
I would look down on.
jordan holmes
I suppose anyone under 16 knowing a Beavis and Butthead reference would be...
I think that might improve my estimation of them.
dan friesen
Possibly.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I just mean more stylistic.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
Less specific references.
jordan holmes
Absolutely terrible.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, Alex lays out what I would describe as his climate change conspiracy.
He spells out a little bit of it.
It's all about carbon taxes.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Government, overreach, etc.
dan friesen
And then he has a source that he uses as a reference, like a little specific real-world example.
jordan holmes
Oh boy, this is not going to go well.
dan friesen
It's not necessarily offensive off the bat, but it doesn't work for him.
But he knows that no one listening knows, so it flies.
alex jones
But do you see the total hysteria?
Global warming is going to cause the third world to collapse and they're all going to come here.
Then the globalists put in economic systems on record meant to collapse things and then open the borders up and build refugee centers and then tell you it's because everybody's underwater.
And no one can grow crops.
And everyone's dead.
And the world's ending in 12 years unless you do exactly what de Blasio and AOC and Beto say.
It's all coordinated.
And countries like Spain that actually implemented the same Green Deal a decade ago, they now have 50% unemployment in people under 30. Something like 25% unemployment in general.
The country has fallen apart.
It's been destroyed.
This is an economic missile.
To destroy economies.
To take them over.
dan friesen
Alex knows that his audience doesn't know anything about Spanish employment rates.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he chose a really bad time to try and make this argument because...
jordan holmes
Why, Dan?
dan friesen
On January 29th, 2019, the AP reported that Spain's unemployment rate currently sits at its lowest rate in a decade, dropping about 12.5% since 2013.
jordan holmes
That's weird.
What happened to...
dan friesen
Well, the unemployment rate is still at 14.45%, which isn't a good-looking number.
But whenever Alex discusses statistics, it's crucially important to consider the context.
unidentified
One issue is that Spain's economy has historically been characterized by high unemployment, even in the best of times.
When their economy was doing its best in 2007, best in recent times, unemployment was still a bit.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, your best bet with America is often like 3-5%.
jordan holmes
That's what is recommended by the Fed.
dan friesen
13% of Spain's employment is in the construction and housing industry.
So the 2008 housing bubble was a huge blow that still hasn't been recovered from nearly a decade later.
30% of the housing that's constructed in the EU is in Spain.
Like, it's a very large industry in Spain.
jordan holmes
Jesus!
dan friesen
People have criticized or discussed the idea that their economy was largely dependent on that industry.
jordan holmes
A little bit too much dependent on that industry.
dan friesen
Possibly, yeah.
So it's also worth noting that Spain is a country with some of the best protections for employees in the world.
Until 2012, it was the law that if you fired a permanent employee, you had to pay them 45 days' worth of wages for every year they worked for you.
Naturally, this made businesses look for ways to get around having to treat employees like valuable people so they could find a loophole, which they did.
By hiring people as temps who don't qualify for the protections that permanent employees do, they got around this law.
An estimate from El Pai says that 25% of the workforce is made up of these temporary employees who are not included as employed in official statistics.
jordan holmes
So at any given point in time, though the unemployment rate is like 14% or 15%, 10% of that 14% or 15% is constantly cycling a different job.
dan friesen
Maybe not that much, but yes.
A considerable amount are not considered in the statistics because of their temporary status.
The percentage is even higher among the youth, as you might expect, which explains why the youth unemployment rate is substantially higher from just visually looking at it.
jordan holmes
Nobody likes paying young people to do anything.
dan friesen
At that point, 93 out of every 100 job contracts signed were temp jobs.
Back when this article came out.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
This is why the Spanish unemployment rate appears to be so high.
Under ideal conditions, it's already and always pretty much consistently higher than you might expect.
But now the number is inflated by putting workers into abusive middle grounds.
It's like what we see here with the gig economy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's like if the country was Uber.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And on a personal level, I can attest that I was a temp at Groupon for like two years before I complained enough about how they were exploiting me that I got hired as an actual employee.
So it's not like this shit isn't being done by anyone who can get away with it.
Obviously, there are other factors to consider, but these are a couple of the really big ones that Alex is conveniently not bringing up when he brings up these claims.
Because if he did, they would undercut the idea that the globalists implemented green technologies as a plan to take over the economy and destroy the country, because that's not true.
That isn't what happened.
It just is a way that he can interpret statistics that are even outdated.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But he can interpret these statistics in such a way as to make his argument that it has something to do with Spain introducing green stuff.
And that's just not true.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
Interpret is almost too bad.
Like obfuscate the statistics.
unidentified
It's fan fiction.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Statistical fan fiction.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So we have one last clip here.
It's interesting because on the one hand, it ends in a plug.
So there's that.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Spoiler alert.
jordan holmes
Always.
dan friesen
But it also seems to be...
There's two things that are going on.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
One is Alex is arguing that volcanoes are great for plants.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
He might be making a bigger deal out of it than he needs to.
jordan holmes
Possible.
dan friesen
Second thing he's doing...
Is he seems to be making an argument that places like Venezuela and Africa should be, based on natural resources, they should be the countries that are the best and the highest, and the reason that they're not is because they have inferior cultures.
unidentified
So...
jordan holmes
Okay, could we start and then stay with the first?
dan friesen
It would be nice if it was just about volcanoes.
jordan holmes
And then pretend that the second part, let's just talk about volcanoes, Dan!
I want some Pompeii talk!
dan friesen
So, mic down for this, because you've got to experience sort of how he's making this argument.
But it very much is based in a position and a belief that there is relative value of cultures, and Central American, South American, African cultures were intrinsically inferior.
To European white cultures.
jordan holmes
Right.
unidentified
I don't...
jordan holmes
Right.
alex jones
Venezuela in northern South America have soils that are the best in the world.
They have incredible wildlife, incredible fish, incredible timber.
They have way more resources.
Than the average area of the United States.
It's joke level.
But just like Africa, because of the corruption and the governments and the systems they have and the cultures, they can't get it together.
Africa has so many resources, sub-Saharan particularly.
Every resource you can imagine Africa's got it.
It's the only continent that has everything.
Everything.
Everything.
The U.S. has a lot of dinosaur bones for some reason.
So does China.
Africa doesn't have a lot of dinosaur bones, though.
But it's got a lot of gold, lithium, everything else you can imagine.
It's got everything, every rare earth mineral, every gem, farmland, volcanic soil, everything you need.
What do you think Venezuela has?
Volcanic soil.
Why do you think we sell coffee from southern Mexico on the Guatemalan border?
There's volcanoes.
They grow them on the sides of volcanoes.
Some of them are active volcanoes.
Why do you think Greece has such good food?
Volcanic soil.
Why do you think areas of Italy have such good soil?
Volcanoes.
Why do you think the best coffee in the world comes from places you can get really expensive Hawaiian coffee that's excellent as well.
It's grown on the side of volcanoes.
They've got everything.
We don't have coffee from the continental U.S. because We don't have the soil to grow it.
You can grow it, it just doesn't taste good.
Ours is from southern Mexico.
I think it's some of the best coffee out there.
And this is kind of a plug while I'm talking about a story, but think about this.
dan friesen
That is a weird losing the thread.
That's indicative of how his brain works.
That's really troubling, just from a, like, staying on point.
Uh, standpoint.
jordan holmes
I, I, I, I resist, uh, uh, just, just like, for no, for no, like, positive reason.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
Just like, just like out of crotchety, uh, misgenerational ideas.
I resist memifying things.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
But, goddammit, if that wasn't some galaxy brain level shit right there.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
That was a man being like, I see it.
All laid out in front of me and none of you, you guys are all playing on a completely different chessboard.
I know it all.
It's volcanic soil!
dan friesen
Well, Mount St. Helens is in America.
jordan holmes
No, it's not.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
We can't grow things on Mount St. Helens because it erupts.
Unlike every other volcano!
dan friesen
You said that some of the ones in Hawaii are active volcanoes that they grow coffee on.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but just because they're active doesn't mean they erupt.
Active means they go out sometimes, they have a nice dinner every now and again.
dan friesen
Oh, sexually active.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go to a club.
dan friesen
I mean, on the one hand, I'm not going to deny that volcanic soil is very fertile and good soil.
I'm not going to argue with that.
But...
I am going to suggest that Alex got distracted by the thought of volcanic soil in the middle of what was gearing up to be a very...
jordan holmes
Virulently racist bullshit!
dan friesen
And it did seem to ignore the tradition of colonialism.
jordan holmes
I don't know why Africa hasn't gotten its shit together, especially sub-Saharan Africa.
dan friesen
It really seems to take one element out of the equation.
And that's convenient.
But beyond it, it just belies an incredibly...
I mean, there's no other word for it.
It's a fucking hugely racist worldview.
jordan holmes
I mean, undeniably.
dan friesen
If he's saying that all these places have all these resources because of their cultures, they can't get their shit together.
Wow.
jordan holmes
That's the, like...
That's such that white view of coming to North America and just being like, these savages, all they do is lay about and enjoy themselves.
How dare they?
Couldn't they be exploiting the land?
It's such that bullshit.
dan friesen
And that's why when you hear a clip like that where he's talking about Africa being...
They're mineral-rich and resource-rich, but they can't get their shit together because of the cultures.
That's why there's a nefarious element to when he's talking about Africa for the Africans.
You don't mean that.
You don't mean that.
jordan holmes
You mean, I want Africa.
I want all of Africa's resources, and I want all of you people elsewhere.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a load of bullshit.
jordan holmes
God, that's so fucked up.
dan friesen
So when I said...
I told you that I don't think that this episode is good or very interesting.
It's because a lot of these things are just kind of more explicit instances of things that we've already heard from him.
Right.
unidentified
He's always had a sort of revelation-y streak to him.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
We heard him say the one hour.
dan friesen
thing on a past episode, but he's more clearly talking about it and more clearly saying that we are in the end times.
We've already heard him say in the past that Muslims are incompatible with his version of what he wants in society, but he's laying it out pretty hard here.
We've heard him...
Sort of turned tail on his ideas about martial law being bad, even.
We've heard that before, but he's now being so bootlickery and so enthusiastic about Trump doing that with the Insurrection Act and all that.
unidentified
It really is just, what we see is, ah, ah.
jordan holmes
Okay, alright.
dan friesen
What we see is an episode of a television show that is preamble for an action episode.
You know what I mean?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, this is a bottle episode.
dan friesen
No, not a bottle episode, but it's that episode of rising action.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay.
dan friesen
And sometimes that's kind of unsatisfying because there isn't really a climax to it.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
There is just the building of and making tensions worse.
And I think that's what you see in Alex.
Right.
In this stretch of time from the 17th to the 20th.
It's in service of a climax that he hopes is coming.
And it worries me what that could be.
jordan holmes
Well, one of the things that I've repeated over and over again is one of the reasons that I find Alex to be a figure worth talking about at all is because he is that weak link of right-wing propaganda that says the quiet part too loud.
Now he's saying the loud part way too loud, you know?
Like, now he's saying the part of, like...
dan friesen
Well, he's turned the quiet part into the loud part.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's turned the quiet part into the loud part.
dan friesen
He's successfully done that alchemy.
So, let's wrap this up.
I don't know fully if there's a lesson to be learned from this episode other than the present sucks.
jordan holmes
And fuck Tommy Robinson.
If you see him, milkshake him.
dan friesen
Milkshake that boy.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
But we'll be back on Friday for another episode.
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do.
It's knowledgefight.com, Dan.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are.
You're at knowledge underscore fight, or our show is at knowledge underscore fight, and I am at go-to-bed Jordan.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are on Facebook.
We are also on the iTunes, as well as other podcastual applications.
dan friesen
I had a beard and hair in my mouth.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
You can also find us there.
dan friesen
That's why I had to go silent for a second.
Let's see.
jordan holmes
Whoa, boy, did you pick the wrong episode for somebody who...
I don't know.
What do you got?
dan friesen
I mean, we didn't talk about it really, but Alex, I mentioned that he talks about John Ronson.
jordan holmes
That's true!
dan friesen
John Ronson hasn't killed anybody.
jordan holmes
100%.
dan friesen
The rest of these folks are not looking good.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
In terms of what they may or may not have done.
John Ronson, in the clear, not a murderer, but someone who probably technically has killed somebody.
That's Alex Jones.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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