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May 13, 2019 - Knowledge Fight
01:27:22
#295: Crossover With QAnon Anonymous

Today, Dan and Jordan present you with something a little different. The gents were thrilled to do a cross-over episode with the QAnon Anonymous podcast, where the two sides debate the possibility of finding a middle ground, to create a unified peace between QAnon and Alex Jones, thereby bringing harmony to the world of conspiracy.

Participants
Main voices
d
dan friesen
21:52
j
jake rockatansky
07:02
j
jordan holmes
08:16
j
julian feeld
28:38
Appearances
t
travis view
04:18
Clips
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alex jones
00:02
Callers
q in qaa
10:45
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
dan friesen
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan?
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Have you ever done backyard wrestling?
dan friesen
No, I haven't.
jordan holmes
You haven't?
dan friesen
No, but...
jordan holmes
How could you not have?
You're a big wrestling guy.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, I guess I didn't if you're talking about, like, organized.
Right.
I mean, me and my buddy, Matt.
A buddy of mine back in like fourth and fifth grade used to do moves on each other on beanbags and stuff like that.
But it was never matches.
It was never organized.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
I can't claim that credibility because friend of the show and good buddy Marty DeRosa, he actually did do backyard wrestling when he was a younger man.
And so he has that credibility.
I don't have that kind of credibility.
jordan holmes
You don't have that kind of cachet.
dan friesen
No, I just got powerbombed by a dude onto a giant beanbag a couple times.
That's all.
This is a podcast where I know a lot about getting powerbombed on beanbags and a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
And I know nothing about either.
dan friesen
Probably not.
jordan holmes
Apparently I'm about to get powerbombed, I suppose.
dan friesen
Look at that beanbag over there.
jordan holmes
Oh shit, you do have a beanbag.
dan friesen
Just this occasion.
So I wanted to record a little bit of an intro for this episode because I bet you were tuning this in and expecting you're going to hear a normal episode of Knowledge Fight.
jordan holmes
Like hell you are!
dan friesen
It's a very different kind of episode.
We're thrilled to do a crossover, a bit of an episode with the guys from QAnon Anonymous podcast.
And we are pumped to present that for you.
But in order to give you a little bit of normalcy, I thought it would be nice to jump in here at the beginning and give everybody an update on my plants.
unidentified
I thought it would be nice to see you.
dan friesen
Not really.
Plants are doing well.
unidentified
This is when the combo breaker comes in.
dan friesen
It's hard to grow herbs.
jordan holmes
It is hard to grow herbs.
dan friesen
Anyway, that's been the plant report.
unidentified
Perfect.
dan friesen
Also, I'd like to say thank you to everybody from our last episode on Friday.
I would call it an avalanche of responses about the Illuminati card game.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Nothing we've talked about has ever been this galvanizing of the audience.
Multiple, multiple people have offered to send me copies of it, and I appreciate everybody's generosity and interest.
It's really cool.
We talk about an obscure-ish, old, card-based, intricate game, and people respond so aggressively.
Our audience is very cool.
I'm glad that these are the sorts of things that resonate with people and they respond to.
jordan holmes
I'm glad that there are people.
I like it.
dan friesen
That's nice, too.
jordan holmes
That existence is great.
dan friesen
And another thing I like is this episode we're going to present to you the Alex Jones and QAnon Peace Talks here.
Please enjoy, and we'll see you on Wednesday.
q in qaa
I'm a policy wonk!
jake rockatansky
Welcome, listeners, to the 40th chapter of the QAnon Anonymous podcast and the 1776th episode of Knowledge Fight, the Alex Jones and QAnon Peace Talks.
unidentified
*music*
julian feeld
Allow me to introduce the delegation of QAnon, represented by Travis View, Jake Rokotansky, and Julian Field.
Hello, sirs.
jake rockatansky
Hello.
travis view
Glad to be here.
I'm glad we can settle these issues like gentlemen.
julian feeld
That's what we're here for, to meet in a field with pistols.
So across the table from us, the delegation of Alex Jones, represented by Dan Friesen and Jordan Holmes.
unidentified
Hello.
jordan holmes
Hi!
How we doing?
dan friesen
In honor of Alex Jones, we will be dignified and very...
Polite participants in these summits.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I am looking forward to settling this very much not like gentlemen.
travis view
There will be blood.
julian feeld
As both sides know, we are here to work towards a one-state solution with no border between Alex Jones and QAnon, a harmonious world of peace, love, and shared cognitive dissonance.
The three main issues on the docket today are as follows.
Number one will be guns, number two will be immigration, and number three will be the pedestrian.
Definitely all categories that match each other.
After expository arguments by both delegations, we will enter what UNESCO calls discussion time, during which we basically pal around and shoot the shit, catch up on recipes, and subtly undermine Jake.
So before we start, I just want to say that this is a much-requested crossover episode, and so I just want to thank you fellas for joining us on it.
dan friesen
Hey, thanks for having us.
And before we begin, I'd like to point out that UNESCO are a bunch of dirty globalists.
julian feeld
That's right.
dan friesen
That's important.
julian feeld
But we join them in wanting to subtly undermine Jake, which is what's important.
jake rockatansky
Yeah, that's the true globalist plan.
jordan holmes
I figured that we would be using the conch system of talking to each other, but that's fine.
jake rockatansky
Yes, yes.
Well, until inevitably one of us feels like the other has had the conch for too long, and then we start murdering each other and eating our flesh.
jordan holmes
Yeah, is Jake Piggy in this one?
q in qaa
Issue one.
Guns.
dan friesen
On behalf of the Alex Jones side of the table, before I get into my remarks, I'd like to point out that even before we begin, we have a common ground established we can build upon toward reaching rapprochement.
There's one within both our ranks we both hold in high esteem.
Alex Jones has had him on as a guest for many years, and now in his later career, he makes incredibly long YouTube videos rambling about Q clues.
I'm referring, of course, to Lionel.
unidentified
Lionel, Lionel, Lionel, Lionel, Lionel, Lionel, Lionel, Lionel, Lionel.
dan friesen
Let it be known that Alex Jones himself would have loved to have made it here today, but he's too busy being sued by pretty much everyone.
The globalists will tell you that that's because he defamed people and caused horrible destruction in their lives, but if you dig for the truth, you'll find that these are just people who are afraid of how aggressively Alex tells the truth, particularly about God's greatest creation, the gun.
Some people will tell you that the Chinese invented firearms but don't believe them.
It was God.
The gun is the single most important thing that exists.
And Alex's right to own as many as he wants and whatever kind he wants, with no regulation, registration, or record keeping, is literally the only thing that is standing between pure beautiful freedom and dystopian globalist tyranny, a thousand times worse than anything found in the books of science fiction, which I should point out are simply the dreams of men.
julian feeld
So is this why Alex actually looks like a gun locker?
dan friesen
It's part of the reason.
You know, it's sort of like how if you have a dog...
People look like they're pets.
Alex's pets are his guns and gun locker.
You see, this country only exists because of guns.
That's right.
America was invented because the British tried to take the colonists' guns away.
And they said, fuck that noise.
We're going to start a revolution.
Now, sure.
The British tried to confiscate guns in April 1775, a good four years after North Carolina regulators led an armed rebellion over unfair taxation, and two years after the Boston Tea Party protested unfair taxation, and months after the British had declared Massachusetts to be in a state of rebellion after the colonists passed the Suffolk Resolves, largely directed at boycotting British goods in retaliation for Parliament passing the Intolerable Act, itself a retaliation for the Boston Tea Party, which was about unfair taxes.
Get all that stuff.
It doesn't matter.
The truth is that right before Lexington and Concord, the British tried to take the weapons of colonists who were already pretty much knee-deep in a rebellion over taxes, and that proves conclusively that this country would not exist without guns, and that by extension, the only thing that is keeping this place running, you guessed it, guns.
jake rockatansky
Reason you get up in the morning.
Guns.
dan friesen
100%.
jordan holmes
That's a bad reason to get up in the morning.
If you're getting up in the morning because of guns, usually that means something is going wrong.
dan friesen
Well, you know, it's a good alarm to have.
You set your gun on a...
If you are not up...
By eight, that gun is gonna fire.
You gotta get up to disarm it.
There's no snooze button on a revolver.
julian feeld
I see like a Rube Goldberg machine with an M16 at the end pointed at your head.
jordan holmes
That would be the worst YouTube video where they have all the dominoes taking forever to go off and then it just hits a gun and kills somebody.
dan friesen
I could see that being a part of like a cut scene from an Ernest movie.
jake rockatansky
Oh man, R.I.P.
R.I.P.
Ernest.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
Tell the kids not to smoke.
We didn't say anything about vaping.
jordan holmes
Ernest goes to the vape shop.
dan friesen
So, the globalist menace that we face today, and have always faced, is descended from those very same redcoats we conquered back in 1776.
And they have never stopped wanting to take Americans' guns away, so that they can undo the American Revolution.
The royal family, along with the Rothschilds, George Soros, and noted Anglophiles like H.G. Wells, they've been plotting for centuries to take down the Great American Experiment.
They play all sorts of dirty tricks that may appear to be aimed at hurting the economy.
But make no mistake, behind every single one of their plans is the obsessive desire to take away Alex's guns.
Specifically, Alex's guns.
All roads lead back to an attempt to gun grab.
Literally everything.
Take fluoride.
You know why they put fluoride in the water?
Scientists will tell you that it's for your teeth and that peer-reviewed studies have shown that fluoridating the water is reduced tooth decay by at least 25%.
But you should know better than to listen to mainstream scientists.
These are globalist scientists who don't want you to know that there's fluoride in the water to make you dumb and weak so you can't resist when they come and try and take your guns.
Strong in the teeth, weak on the draw, to quote Thomas Jefferson.
It's a real Thomas Jefferson quote, by the way.
100% very real.
julian feeld
Make teeth Victorian again.
dan friesen
Literally everything is secretly about gun control.
Every policy made by the Federal Reserve is an effort to devalue the currency, which will lead to civil unrest, which will be used as an excuse to take Alex's guns.
Every mass shooting, so long as the shooter is white, is a carefully orchestrated globalist false flag meant to tug on the public's heartstrings and sway opinion toward taking Alex's guns.
Feminism is really just about creating a weak version of female empowerment so the women never realize that true empowerment comes from guns and thus half the population won't be armed to help Alex not have his guns taken away.
Some people believe that money in politics is an unspoken issue behind every conversation about policy or the economy, but if you take a long, sober look at the facts, it becomes plain that every bill, every House concurrent resolution, every executive order has an unspoken clause regarding whether or not Alex Jones can keep his guns.
Historians in the 2100s will undoubtedly look back at this issue as the defining political question of this generation, and as long as we can find some common ground on this one, Thank you.
julian feeld
Our delegation thanks you for your words of great comfort.
I can already see that we are going to be friends and that we're going to find a lot of middle ground.
dan friesen
To Channel Alex, that's comforting.
julian feeld
First of all, I'd like to state that we are above these talks.
Q never stoops to directly mentioning the Second Amendment.
In fact, across all Q-drops, the only amendment directly mentioned is the 25th Amendment.
Now, let's be clear.
The 25th Amendment is a D-tier playable character that nobody in their right mind would use competitively.
It's just not that powerful in the current metagame.
In fact, it was created in the wake of JFK's murder to make sure there would be clear next steps in case the president resigns or dies or is incapacitated or removed from office for some reason.
And really, it just mostly ensures that the vice president would take over when that happens.
C.O.G.
So I'm sorry.
I know I'm not representing my delegation with dignity here.
My wife left me this morning and I mistook my dish soap for coffee.
What were you talking about?
travis view
Your wife leaving you?
julian feeld
Guns.
unidentified
Guns.
julian feeld
QAnon actually seems divided on guns.
On one side, they believe guns are good.
Safe even.
Here's a Q drop from February 23rd, 2018.
q in qaa
Why school shootings?
What is more precious than our children?
Emotional pull.
Distraction event.
Gun grab event.
D-security.
Why would locals go along with such a sick, organized event?
They must control local police, school, county officials, etc.
to work.
Why?
unidentified
Many dollar signs Federal aid plus donations.
q in qaa
These people are sick.
julian feeld
Now, here Q links to a 2014 article for Courant by Dave Altimari entitled, Sandy Hook, Two Years Later, Where Is the Aid Going?
In it, he details all the different initiatives set up to help the community in the aftermath of the shooting.
The author reports positively on these, but also shines a light on the bureaucracy and inefficiency that have left some families unsupported or unclear on where they can even find help.
Anyways, Q continues in the drop.
q in qaa
Follow the money.
It's always about the money.
julian feeld
Q. So why is Q linking to an old article examining an event from late 2012?
Well, it turns out that the Parkland school shooting had occurred less than 10 days before, and Q needed to make it clear that Parkland was a false flag, and even if it weren't a false flag, then it would still be a way for the deep state to grab your guns, and even if it wasn't that, then it at least shows how local officials are controlled by the deep state.
But hey, that might also not be true, in which case, let's examine how the money raised after this kind of tragedy is going into the pockets of the deep state.
This Q drop is the definition of a gish gallop, overwhelming your opponent with more arguments than they can feasibly address in a response.
But since Q thinks his audience is rock dumb, he made another drop on the 10th of March.
q in qaa
Guns are safe.
julian feeld
Stop falling for fake news, Q. But doubt still nodded Q. What if he hadn't been clear enough?
What if his followers were more stupid than he thought?
Well, on March 27th, he finally addressed his anxieties with this drop.
q in qaa
Parkland is a distraction.
Parkland was specifically organized and designed to distract.
Test.
Watch the news.
Actors are acting.
Fake.
No power.
Justice will be served to those playing the game.
All.
Guns are safe.
Trust the plan.
julian feeld
Q. Sadly, this did little to sake Q's hunger for revenge.
Still, he slept like shit.
Still, his dumbass followers believed the earth was flat and JFK Jr. was alive.
Still, they regularly mistook mayonnaise for yogurt.
So, in early April, he decided to take action.
This time with a more productive spin on guns.
He posited a new type of gun might exist.
A bad gun.
dan friesen
Uh, what?
jordan holmes
How dare you?
julian feeld
I'm sorry, guys, but you'll see, you'll understand why very, very soon.
Here's a drop he made on the 4th.
q in qaa
Troops to border.
Clown black ops.
unidentified
What the?
Just a full clown and like night vision goggles.
jordan holmes
They can't get anything done.
Their shoes are too big.
julian feeld
So although this sounds totally off the wall, he is definitely referring to clowns in America or the CIA.
jake rockatansky
The CIA.
q in qaa
Private funds raised?
How?
Troops at border does what?
Impact?
To who?
D's involved.
MS-13 slash illegals roadblock.
Sex traffic roadblock.
Children, roadblock.
Drugs, roadblock.
Guns, roadblock.
China slash Russia.
Pass through Intel, pull roadblock.
Name we don't say.
AZ, roadblock.
Jeff Flake, AZ, roadblock.
Big money, terminate.
The wall means more than you know.
The fight for the wall is for so much more.
Cue.
dan friesen
Is he saying that Voldemort is in Arizona?
travis view
John McCain is the QAnon Voldemort.
They do not say his name.
They call him no name or just say, we don't say his name.
dan friesen
That's cute.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's pretty fun.
Why not?
If you're going to pick somebody, you might as well be McCain.
julian feeld
Sure, yeah.
They also thought his brain cancer was fake.
And that he didn't actually die.
He's still alive somewhere.
travis view
Or he was executed instead of dying.
He was executed for all his deep state crimes secretly, as is done in a free country.
jake rockatansky
Yeah, because...
Yeah, of course, because the way that people are going to wake up to Q is by executions that are completely hidden from the public, so much so that you're not sure if they even took place.
dan friesen
See, for us, the name that we don't say in Arizona is Joe Arpaio.
I took that a little differently.
julian feeld
So, the wall then, as far as Q is concerned, is an effective way to stop the bad guns from coming into the country.
I mean, can you imagine if America were flooded with weapons?
Wouldn't that suck?
Anyways, one of his fans asked him whether the wall was about more than just stopping drugs, assassins, and child traffickers.
Perhaps, the fan posited, Mexico is going to be used as a, quote, attack vector in the event of war.
So Q responded.
q in qaa
Would you invade a country whereby a good portion of its citizens are armed?
julian feeld
The ultimate deterrent, Q. This does not answer the question about Mexico, nor does it have anything to do with the wall.
It's just a boilerplate reaffirming of the Second Amendment.
At this point, Q is furious.
Why won't these pigs eat the slop provided and shut up with the questions?
What if he could write a very long, totally sane, mostly all caps drop that answered all possible questions you could ever have?
unidentified
Well...
q in qaa
Money.
Power.
Control.
People are simply in the way.
Slaves.
Sheep.
Pawns.
Mass extinction events designed to decrease threat level of population.
Gun control.
Wars.
Fake.
Top happy.
Back end deal.
Election rigging.
Control.
Your voice does not matter.
Pharma.
Class D. Water.
Air.
Chemicals.
Push for home use.
Cleaning.
Cancer.
Baby on floor.
Hands in mouth.
The start.
Vaccines.
Not all.
Tobacco.
Opioids.
Ultimate win.
Death plus money.
The Fed.
Rothschild.
Conspiracy.
UK.
Germany.
Five days.
Choice is yours.
Revelations.
Enough is enough.
Cue.
travis view
So they're giving their children cancer through cleaning products?
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah, because they crawl on the floor, they put their fingers in their mouth, they get the cancer, they die.
julian feeld
How stupid do you have to think your reader is to say baby on floor, hands and mouth, the start?
jake rockatansky
Well, because home cleaning sounds kind of pussy.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
I think he was like, this home cleaning, I don't want to think I'm doing this kind of domestic.
jake rockatansky
I better mention that this is...
q in qaa
Baby on floor.
julian feeld
Under my boot.
unidentified
I'm totally dominating it.
dan friesen
The middle.
jordan holmes
Flossing.
unidentified
Never floss your baby.
julian feeld
If you still have any questions after that drop, it is, you know, the delegation's belief that you should type them up into a Word doc and place that doc directly in the digital trash, Patriot, because you're too fucking stupid, even for Q. Hmm.
Hmm.
dan friesen
I think we can find some pretty good common ground in that position.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think if you had had a gun, your wife wouldn't have left you this morning, so that would have been...
dan friesen
And you wouldn't have made coffee out of soap.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Guns prevent that sort of thing.
jordan holmes
Guns prevent soap.
julian feeld
I was too busy knocking the urinal cake out of my baby's mouth.
dan friesen
I think that if we're able to stipulate that those bad guns that other people have could become good guns if they are given to Americans, I think that we could probably move forward.
As long as we don't demonize the guns just because people we don't like have them.
jake rockatansky
Yeah, I think actually that's a really good plan.
I mean, law enforcement seems to have it wrong all along that they just wanted to take...
The bad guns away.
They're forgetting a key element.
You take the bad guns and then give them to people who will use them for good.
julian feeld
You put them in the Calvin and Hobbes transmogrifier and then you take them out and it's the good gun and you can use it on brown people now.
jake rockatansky
Yeah, well, and yeah, you know, self-defense.
You know, you can stand your ground with it.
All of these things are good for guns.
julian feeld
Yeah, for QAnon followers, you definitely need a long kind of M16-shaped object to stand your ground because it'll serve as a cane.
jake rockatansky
Right, right.
travis view
I think there is one quibble, though, in Q's insistence that guns are safe.
And one of the Q drop.
And so Q seems to reassure the followers that there's really no, even though the deep state wants to take the guns, there's no real risk of that happening.
If I understand Alex Jones' delegation's position correctly, they believe that there is a very real possibility that any moment the government's going to descend upon the Alex Jones specifically and take all of his guns.
dan friesen
But my only correction is not a possibility.
It's an inevitability.
jordan holmes
Honestly, if you open your door right now, there is a government agent waiting for the signal to grab your gun.
dan friesen
With his little sticky palms out.
jordan holmes
He's got sticky palms.
jake rockatansky
Oh, yeah.
julian feeld
There's that giant hand from Smash Bros, and it's just like trying to fucking get your guns.
jake rockatansky
Well, actually, from what I understand, is they're constantly standing outside of everybody's apartment door.
They just have cloaking technology.
So, you know, the moment the order is given, the cloaks clom off, and they knock on the door, they take your guns.
unidentified
Gun grab!
julian feeld
I would like to say one thing that I believe can build a bridge between us.
It's the belief that I think both Q and Alex share, that guns don't kill people.
Bad people do.
I would say that we meet in the middle there in that...
If, for example, MS-13 had a gun, it wouldn't make the gun technically bad.
It's just a temporarily bad gun until it's dropped by the MS-13 person, at which point it becomes just a gun, which is good.
jake rockatansky
Yeah, a neutral gun.
julian feeld
No, no, no, it's good.
It's positive.
jake rockatansky
Yeah, and I think neutral is good when it comes to guns.
julian feeld
So have we negotiated enough?
Do we feel like we can live together?
dan friesen
I think so.
And as I was hearing these Q pieces of information, when I heard guns are safe, I thought he was saying that they're not harmful to you.
jordan holmes
That's what I thought, too.
dan friesen
I thought it was like, hey, guys, guns are cool.
jordan holmes
Did he mean that nobody's coming for your guns?
That's what he meant?
julian feeld
No, I think he means like if...
For example, your teachers had a gun that would make you, as schoolchildren, safer.
jake rockatansky
Or even that, you know, guns just in general are safe, and if you get killed by one, I mean, that's your fucking fault, buddy.
dan friesen
In that case, bridge built.
jake rockatansky
You gotta work to get killed by a gun.
travis view
One thing about QAnon is that there's a general theme, like, everything's under control, and, like, all of your sort of conspiratorial dreams will come true, and so we're gonna enter this paradigm.
The Paradise, I assume, will involve guns for everybody.
julian feeld
Yes, everyone gets guns.
travis view
Everyone gets bored and issued a gun with a birth certificate.
So it's sort of up to interpretation whether or not that guns are safe means that guns are not inherently threatening or that guns are at no risk of actually being grabbed by everyone.
But I think that if it is saying that guns aren't going to be taken away, it certainly is lying with the general theme of QAnon, that everything's going to be okay.
julian feeld
That's true.
That may be the only...
The thing that we will have to deal with is half of our new state will be very alarmed that people are going to come in, and the other half will be like, yes, you should be alarmed, but also everything's under control.
travis view
Patriots are in control.
julian feeld
Don't leave your living room.
Definitely don't turn off daytime TV.
jordan holmes
See, it seems more like guns are safe, but sentence structure is very unsafe.
jake rockatansky
Yes.
dan friesen
Grammar is threatened.
jake rockatansky
Under heavy attack.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
q in qaa
Issue number two.
unidentified
Immigration.
Immigration.
jordan holmes
As the delegate for Knowledge Fight, I would like to give you a very quick rundown of Alex's position on immigration.
Immigration is bad.
q in qaa
Real bad.
jordan holmes
Very bad.
Nobody should be allowed to come in here.
There are two groups of people in this world.
There are good immigrants, and then there are not good immigrants, which means there are no immigrants.
You can tell the difference.
Between immigrants and non-immigrants by sight.
Wink.
Obviously, the left is flooding the United States with immigrants, most of whom vote Democrat.
Mind you, they vote Democrat because they want handouts.
Definitely not because the fascist terrorist organization known as the Republican Party thinks it's hilarious to respond to the question, what should we do with immigrants with shoot them?
It's because of handouts.
When the Democrats consolidate their electorate, replacing the good, God-fearing patriots who clutch their guns like pearls, they will institute their 1,000-year Reich and wipe out all of the patriots.
Read that as white.
Immigrants are central to the globalists' plans for reducing the world's population conservatively by 90%.
Step one.
Immigrants control elections for the Dems.
Step two, the Dems take away our guns.
Step three, eradicate the population.
Could not be simpler.
It also goes higher up still than the Democrats, because they're not just going for America, they're going for the world next.
It is the UN and George Soros that know by bringing Muslims from wherever it is that Muslims come from into the Western world.
Read White.
We'll destabilize the country and start a civil war.
By destroying the West, you take the world.
Because obviously, other parts of the world have never contributed technology or culture.
It's not a problem.
Just bringing in immigrants from outside the West is enough to destroy the country.
Now, I know you're thinking this is about race, because I've said it multiple times.
But it's not.
This view is shared by many of his frequent guests.
Prominent non-racist thinkers, for example, Canadian would-be politician Faith Goldie, British milkshake canvas Tommy Robinson, Rhodesia-loving apartheid-era carpetbagger Bob Chapman, and cat scratch whiny snowflake himself, Ted Nugent.
When a collection of totally not-racist luminaries like these agree on something...
We can be sure it is very much not racist.
In fact, you thinking they're racist at all is reverse racism.
After all, Alex has said again and again that he is not racist for citing his love of Latinx women and affinity for tacos.
It is all flavors of immigrants that want free stuff.
It's all immigrants who want to destabilize the market.
Take our guns, kill poor, innocent white people without consequence, knowing full well that the libs will deny it and call you racist.
The worst thing you can call a white person.
The elites know this, and they've set up the whole sequence of events.
When immigrants come to America, patriots have no choice but to protect themselves and their culture and take up their guns.
What's wrong with that?
travis view
Thank you.
julian feeld
Wow, that's beautiful.
jake rockatansky
Powerful.
jordan holmes
Yes, very coherent.
julian feeld
I don't know, that was kind of like some of my favorite slam poetry, you know?
jake rockatansky
Yeah, I'm feeling a little reddish, if you will.
A little bit pilled, almost.
dan friesen
I had to resist the urge to snap.
travis view
I mean, Alex Jones' argument that he can't be racist because foreigners make him both horny and hungry, I think, is rock solid.
jake rockatansky
Yeah, that's the two H's.
That's the two H's of not a racist.
dan friesen
A couple times he has indicated that he may or may not like Mexican music as well.
So, I mean, the evidence is there on the table.
He is cool.
julian feeld
So, QAnon loves to swivel a chair and talk immigration with the kids.
Less than a week into...
It's existence.
A November 4th, 2017 QDROP said this.
q in qaa
Who funds MS-13?
Why did Barack Obama instruct HS and BP to release MS-13 captures at the border?
What agency has direct ties to two major drug cartels?
Why is AG Sessions slash POTUS prioritizing the removal of MS-13?
Why is AG Sessions slash POTUS prioritizing building the wall?
Immigration.
Drugs.
Who do you hire for a hit?
Who can be eliminated after the job is complete?
Seth Rich.
Who was found dead, too, shortly after his murder?
What affiliation did they have?
Classified.
Cue.
dan friesen
Whoa.
julian feeld
So, yeah, you have found...
Somebody that thinks that their audience is stupider than Alex Jones does.
jordan holmes
That's amazing.
julian feeld
So the kids, you know, they came for the immigration talk.
And now they know more about Seth Rich, a murdered DNC staffer we recently dedicated an episode to.
This, of course, ties into immigration because if we don't build a wall, then MS-13 gang members come into the country.
And if they come into the country, then the Democrats will hire them as hitmen.
And if they hire them as hitmen, MS-13 will off people like Seth Rich for a...
Busting Hillary Clinton for what she did to Bernie Sanders.
jake rockatansky
And then the Democrats will off the hitmen that they brought into the country to begin with because their lives mean nothing and no one will ask any questions.
julian feeld
It's a bit complicated.
jordan holmes
So you should never give a mouse a cookie is what you're telling me?
jake rockatansky
Yeah, never give an MS-13 member.
Except mouse in this case is MS-13 and cookie is assassination to complete.
jordan holmes
That was the hidden meaning behind the book in the first place.
jake rockatansky
Yeah.
julian feeld
If you want to simplify all this, you just have to remember to blame Obama for, quote, releasing MS-13 captures at the border.
Something which, of course, definitely happened because we have multiple agents with kind of giant nets trying to throw them over MS-13 people as they come in.
And, you know, sometimes they miss, sometimes they get them.
But either way, Obama was like, no, guys, this is catch and release.
Make sure the hook doesn't, like, hurt their mouths.
And put them back in the water until they become larger MS-13 agents.
At which point it's fine to start fishing them.
Healthy.
jordan holmes
So it's subsistence fishing, really.
julian feeld
Exactly.
Yeah.
So QAnon is particularly angry about how much the deep state loves immigration.
In June of 2018, Q made this drop.
q in qaa
If you are smart.
unidentified
Stupid.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
jordan holmes
Is that smart comma stupid?
q in qaa
Parentheses.
You know what just occurred at the meeting in Russia?
Attempts to frame Russia slash POTUS optics are failing and will soon be exposed.
Objective, to keep POTUS away from Putin failed.
Bolton plus Putin should scare you.
Enemies are allies.
Evil has no place here.
America is no longer for sale.
The age of taxing our citizens across the world while entry to our market is free is over.
The world will unite in this cause.
GVE, RVW, forced immigration pushers will be exposed.
The Y. Read the Bible.
God wins.
Cue.
dan friesen
That took a turn.
julian feeld
Yeah.
jake rockatansky
He should have said spoilers.
Like, it's kind of a dick thing to do.
Be like, read the Bible.
Spoiler alert.
q in qaa
God wins.
jordan holmes
Is this coming in the form of telegrams?
What are we doing?
q in qaa
Stop.
jordan holmes
Read the Bible.
unidentified
Stop.
julian feeld
You don't want to tell everyone that God's going to end up on the Iron Throne.
They're not going to fucking tune in.
dan friesen
Admittedly, I'm...
Not super aware of QAnon stuff, but I didn't realize there was a sort of religious fundamentalist aspect to it.
jake rockatansky
It's a big aspect of it.
You'll see the guys on Twitter, the Q guys who have the three stars next to them, and that stands for the Holy Trinity.
julian feeld
QAnon is essentially a smoothie if your blender doesn't work, so you just shove everything in and then it's just layered in there and never becomes a coherent slurry.
travis view
First of all, I'm pretty sure the three stars thing stands for General Flynn, the three star general.
julian feeld
Yeah, come on, man.
jake rockatansky
I always thought that it was the trinity of the Holy Ghost.
It was like the Holy Ghost.
I don't know.
I'm Jewish, so I don't know that shit.
But one of the stars, I think, might be President Trump.
julian feeld
One of the stars is the Star of David.
The second one is also the Star of David.
And the third one is the Star of David.
jake rockatansky
And three of them together means that you are allowed to hunt people like myself.
dan friesen
I think a decent reading of this is that General Flynn is the Holy Ghost.
I mean, he's part of the Trinity.
julian feeld
The Holy Ghost Recon.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
The Holy Ghost Protocols.
travis view
There's a huge religion in QAnon.
They see the cabal as literal devil worshippers.
They are league with Satan.
And so the White Hats, all the good people, they're on God's side.
So their victory is assured.
jake rockatansky
And Trump is like a soldier of God.
They believe that God has chosen this saggy grape of a man to...
Deliver us from the onslaught of demonic entities.
jordan holmes
Oh, so they're Lutherans!
dan friesen
Yes.
This is a point I maybe was a little unaware of, but this is a heavy overlap with Alex.
This is the place where they could come together pretty easily.
julian feeld
Good, good, good.
Because the idea here is pretty simple.
If you listen to that Q drop, our testament, Freeloading immigrants want to taste the sweet nectar of American freedom, but they're evil.
That's why American citizens get taxed so much when traveling abroad.
Logically, in response to this heavy taxation of American tourists, which totally exists, we must close the American markets.
That's because a country is not just a country.
It's also a market.
We're going to create a virtual wall to keep out the market and 200-foot electric fence with fire turrets to keep out the other countries.
This is a question of right versus wrong and good versus evil.
Obviously, we have to stop the forced immigration pushers because if you read the Bible, God is a huge winner.
Do you really think God would pussy out and not fight the immigrants?
Get real.
He would friggin' slay.
The First Testament is just God sitting on the border with Mexico double-tapping brown people until they all rage quit.
It makes sense.
unidentified
If you think about it, you're either smart or an idiot if you don't get it.
In a way, not getting it is getting it.
julian feeld
But Q also sometimes checks out Dirtbag Left Twitter bios, and he's not happy that they want to abolish ICE.
That's why in July of 2018, he made this drop.
Sorry, Q was too busy looking at videos of his own dog.
unidentified
Shut up.
laughter laughter *laughter* You look so cute though.
laughter laughter laughter Ah...
q in qaa
ICE executes its mission through the enforcement of more than 400 federal statutes and focuses on smart immigration enforcement, preventing terrorism and combating the illegal movement of people in trade.
I'll provide a link.
H-T-T-P-S colon slash slash www.ice.gov Abolish ICE?
Hashtag goodbye, Democrats.
julian feeld
Q. Q knows that the best source of information about ICE is their own website.
jordan holmes
I can't believe...
If you're a conspiracy theorist god, you can't just link to the regular website.
julian feeld
Obviously only morons would trust the phony MSM journalists writing egregious hit pieces describing the documented cases of sexual abuse, manslaughter, and murder occurring within ICE.
And ex-officials speaking out about corruption festering there?
Give this delegation a break.
Crisis actors.
Everyone knows that when you resign from ICE, Mossad and its president George Soros offer you a cushy 18-figure job as a crisis actor.
A lot of those Parkland kids, for example, used to be iconocomers.
It's a Benjamin Button kind of thing.
But we can't let these ex-ice agent children fool us.
Yeah, abolish ICE?
More like no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Goodbye, Democrats.
Unless, of course, Obama and most of the Democrats turned a blind eye and or expanded ICE, in which case, cool?
But not cool, because they're Democrats.
The point is, immigrants bad, Democrats bad, ICE good.
It makes no sense to abolish an agency funded in 2003 during the reactionary fever of post-9-11 America.
We need to give these guys more guns and pay for their 14-word ankle tattoos.
And that's our delegation's official stance.
Except for one more thing.
Antifa is involved here.
They want to abolish ICE.
But what you probably don't know is that they're also not fans of white supremacy.
Now, if you think I'm having a stroke, I'm not.
In July of 2018, Q posted a photo of a protest at Columbia University where epic guerrilla mindset guru Mike Cernovich was going to speak.
But the intelligent counter-protesters knew what they had to do.
They printed a giant protest sign, bigger and more powerful than all the other protest signs.
They took boilerplate lefty stuff and sprinkled it.
With some extra spice.
Like the claim that the lefty protesters are all members of the North American Man-Boy Love Association.
And that they hate Mike Cernovich so much because he's an anti-pedo superhero.
So they planted the sign, then they got Mike Cernovich to post a photo of it, and then finally they made sure Donald Trump Jr. saw the Cernovich post and liked it.
And then you'll get Q interested, which will make him...
Go for epic drops like this July 2018 jewel.
q in qaa
Welcome to the no borders, pro pedo, destroy ice, socialist movement.
Antifa, arm of the Democrat Party.
Dark to light.
Cue.
julian feeld
So I don't think this delegation needs to explain how stupid and gullible our followers are.
They'd never check to see if the sign had been debunked.
They'd write the information off as another smear by the Mockingbird media, even if they did.
It's all one big family.
Corporate media, the Democrats, and Tifa.
They're all just layers of the deep state structure.
Then on November of 2018, Q went beast mode.
He posted a New York Times article showing a map of the electorate during the 2016 election.
q in qaa
Cross-reference blue areas with illegal immigrant high-pop zones.
You might be shocked what you discover.
The real truth about why D's depend on illegal immigrants and why they care more about them than you.
Hashtag facts matter.
julian feeld
Q. The reason the Democrats love immigrants is that immigrants haven't been thoroughly informed by Fox News for several decades.
That means they refuse to vote Republican, which of course is a huge sign that they're having their minds hijacked by the deep state brain drones in their Allbrand.
q in qaa
Or, as Q puts it, Amazing what you discover when you research for yourself.
God bless you, patriots.
unidentified
Q. God bless you, patriots.
jordan holmes
All right.
Come on.
dan friesen
We're going to keep going.
I love stuff like this that encourages researching.
unidentified
Research for yourself on the ICE website.
dan friesen
Because people really follow up with those commands from what I've experienced, like listening to Alex's callers.
Yeah, it's good stuff.
julian feeld
So, you're probably asking, are there other posts?
Maybe claiming the Gilets Jaunes are an anti-immigration movement, or that open borders and a dislike of ICE is a war on sovereignty, or just that nationalism is good?
Absolutely there are.
Will the delegation be addressing those today?
Absolutely not.
Back to you, Jimby.
jordan holmes
Well, I think we got a lot to agree on there.
dan friesen
I would say almost everything.
jordan holmes
Especially, I like the weird God.
I like the God that is all for whatever it is they're doing at any point in time.
If there's anything I know about the Bible, it's pro-murder.
Definitely.
dan friesen
I'm shocked to see this.
I guess maybe I'm not shocked.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I don't think I'm shocked.
dan friesen
It's a high level of overlap between what Alex believes in and what Q is professing.
julian feeld
Yeah, I mean, it turns out that underneath it all, it's just brown people bad.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep.
travis view
The base we can build upon, I think, between the two delegations.
julian feeld
You think so?
This could be where we...
travis view
Yeah, this could be The Rock.
This is like our, you know, the thing that's sort of like underneath everything.
We might disagree on some things, but brown people bad.
jake rockatansky
Yeah, today, Alex Jones and QAnon having a nice dinner together, possibly touching feet under the table.
julian feeld
This is our Yalta today, but tomorrow it could be our embassy.
dan friesen
We can live happily ever after screaming about Antifa and fairy tale stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's also important that he adds in there that Antifa is evil because another underpinning for Alex is that all Democrats and all the left are basically race traitors.
If you're not supporting getting rid of illegal immigrants...
dan friesen
Even hearing you say that made me uncomfortable.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
I don't like it, right?
It's disgusting, but that's what they believe, man.
It's not my fault.
jake rockatansky
Yeah, race traitor is a tough phrase to say out loud.
jordan holmes
I put it in most conversations, honestly.
jake rockatansky
And put out on a public podcast that your parents may or may not listen to.
jordan holmes
That's what they call me every morning.
julian feeld
When I almost finish a marathon, I always turn to the guy on my right who's going to make it and just go, race traitor!
jake rockatansky
Yeah, he stumbles a little bit, maybe throws up.
julian feeld
Trip him.
Just trip him on his way.
My mouth is white and pasty and I can't see anything, but I'm still tripping people.
jake rockatansky
Just the fucking real-life meme of the guy who puts the stick in the spoke of the person's bicycle.
dan friesen
The bad guy's in Breaking Away.
julian feeld
Speaking of a stick in the wheel of a bicycle...
unidentified
When we talk about the Podesta Brothers, of course we're opening up the door to talking about Pizzagate.
dan friesen
And ultimately, that means we're going to have to touch on the very important matter of literal demons.
At the start of Pizzagate, Alex was all about investigating Comet Ping Pong Pizza and implying that globalists were most likely abusing kids there, and his very disgusted and very much a journalist employee Rambo Joe Biggs took the lead.
julian feeld
Sorry, but it's this delegation's belief that you are making this person up.
dan friesen
I wish it was.
He doesn't always go by Rambo Joe Biggs, but I'll be damned if I'm not going to always call him that.
So Rambo Joe Biggs took the lead on special reports about these theories about the Comet Ping Pong and ran wild with it.
Jack Posobiec, at that point just a very obscure weirdo with a Periscope account, went to Comet Ping Pong to eat...
And was either kicked out for scaring the staff who'd been dealing with frequent death threats recently by acting suspicious and live-streaming his meal, or for getting too close to the truth, depending on who you ask.
The next day, Jack was interviewed on Infowars about how he got such a creepy, satanic vibe there.
How suspicious it was that they had a foosball table, but his greeter didn't know what foosball was.
And how he saw kids running all over the place, possibly in and out of secret rooms.
Because I hate myself, I did watch that entire periscope of him going to Comic Ping Pong to eat, and I did not see any of the things that he was describing, except the greeter who didn't know what foosball was, which I didn't think was that suspicious.
julian feeld
I just fucking love, like, this guy reinvented himself as one of these, like, facts and logic and journalism guys, and he's the guy who was just live-streaming from inside a pizza joint going, I'm pretty sure it smells like pedo in here.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's a real impressive career arc.
The upward trajectory is, we should all be so lucky, quite frankly.
julian feeld
American life has so many chapters.
dan friesen
So somewhere along the line, Alex completely changed his tune and started to say basically that things in the hacked Podesta emails are real, but the globalists pointed people to the pizza place as a diversion so they wouldn't find the truth.
He was pretty insistent at the time, also, that he was never into Pizzagate, and he even went so far as to take down videos where he talked about Pizzagate from his YouTube channel.
No one really knows what caused the shift.
Some really far-out conspiracy theorists have pointed out that just before he changed his story, Alex had to air a public apology to Comet Ping Pong owner James Oliphantus in order to avoid a defamation lawsuit, and Rambo Joe Biggs disappeared entirely as an Infowars employee, but I think we can all agree that those sound like coincidences.
Whatever the case is here, one thing that is very consistent is that Alex thinks the Podesta brothers are creeps and most likely engaged in child trafficking and possibly the ritual sacrifice and ingestion of human children.
And that they're engaged in this industry with pretty much the entire Democratic Party and George Soros' son, Alexander.
travis view
We're all nodding sagely.
dan friesen
Alex has not read the Hack Podesta emails that were at the core of the whole Pizzagate thing, but he's done his journalistic due diligence and read enough about the topic on weird blogs to be able to riff about him.
In one of the emails, Marina Abramovich invites Tony and John Podesta to a, quote, spirit cooking dinner at, quote, my place.
She says she's looking forward to it.
In the business, this is what's known as a smoking gun.
The globalists may tell you that Marina Abramovich is just a really famous avant-garde performance artist known internationally.
for decades for creating provocative pieces.
They'll tell you that the right-wing media intentionally conflated various vaguely occultic art installations she's made over the course of her career with a dinner party she threw for people who donated to her Kickstarter, including Tony Podesta, although John didn't end up showing up to this dinner party.
But at the dinner party, she taught them how to make a soup recipe that she learned from Tibetan monks The right wing has conflated these two things in service of creating a satanic panic-style conspiracy to attack Hillary Clinton.
As the case is with all things the globalists say, it would be wise not to believe them when they tell you that the right wing conflated these two things together.
jordan holmes
I want to try that soup.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I want to try that soup.
julian feeld
I do think it's funny that John didn't show up because he probably just ate too much at home before, you know?
jake rockatansky
I think he probably didn't go because there were no bread bowls offered.
I think he probably emailed and asked and said, are you going to be serving it in a bread bowl like they do at Panera?
And they said, no, we don't have any bread bowls, just regular bowls.
And he went, no thanks.
dan friesen
I'm trying to do the opposite of cutting down on carbs.
I insist.
So, in reality, these dinner guests gorged on food made of blood and semen, making a mockery of God as well as traditional flavor profiles.
I know this sounds crazy because you've got to think that food would not taste good, but you see, it's not about taste, it's about ritual.
These people, like Marina Abramovich, the Podestas, Hillary Clinton, and George Soros' one son that Alex knows about.
They're possessed by demons.
Literal demons.
Serious jumping around with pitchfork demons.
This is not a metaphor.
Think of it like Killer Bob from Twin Peaks.
They're like that, except that they can keep their shit together long enough to legislate, which in many ways makes them kind of scarier than Killer Bob.
Killer Bob could never round up the votes needed to pass a gun control bill.
You see, this all comes back to adrenochrome.
Which Alex promises he didn't just hear about from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
These demons, they want their earthly puppets to destroy the world.
But in order to do that, they need to be able to communicate with their puppets.
This is a little bit of a problem.
As it turns out, these demons can only talk to people who are really high.
And they've got to be high on a specific substance called adrenochrome.
These demons command their puppets to kidnap children and torture them in order to frighten their pituitary glands into releasing enough adrenaline so their blood is full of adrenochrome.
Then these puppets are to drink the blood, at which point they get high and end up being able to commune with their demonic shift managers.
jordan holmes
It's basically Monsters, Inc.
dan friesen
Somewhat.
Scientists, it's Monsters, Inc.
mixed with blood libel.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
julian feeld
Monsters, Inc.
is literally used as a meme in the QAnon community to describe exactly this.
jordan holmes
Of course.
Do they not know?
Do they not know?
Are they fucking with us?
unidentified
Are they secretly fucking with us?
dan friesen
Scientists may tell you that the human body, especially one the size of a child, cannot possibly create enough adrenaline to turn its blood into a drug, and that you can easily buy synthetic adrenaline completely legally.
And the effect of it is a mild and not very good high.
But again, it's important to remember not to listen to scientists.
They are mostly globalists.
So, to sum up Alex's position, the Podestas are torturing children to make a drug out of their blood that they use to get high enough to talk to demons who give them marching orders that tell them to destroy the world, mostly by meddling with the free market and trying to take Alex's guns.
Also, Alex is not thrilled with Tony Podesta's choice in paintings and sculptures.
julian feeld
This is really a place where we are going to get along.
travis view
I feel the bonds of brotherhood forming right now.
dan friesen
That actually worries me as a human outside of doing this podcast.
julian feeld
Oh boy.
But yes, I did not go very deeply with Adrenochrome and how the torture occurs, but you're completely correct across the line.
Our only contestation is that our podcast or our delegation calls it adrenochrome.
And yours calls it adrenochrome, but I think that's just the British versus American pronunciation.
jake rockatansky
Either way, the Podesta bros both drink it.
Oddly enough, in an earlier episode of ours, we discovered that there is a tech startup company that does sell the blood of young humans to older humans.
dan friesen
That's been going on for a while, though.
julian feeld
Yeah, it got shut down, though.
Ambrosia went out of business.
dan friesen
I've heard about that for a bit, but that's like sort of blood transfusion type stuff.
jordan holmes
Only if you want it to be.
dan friesen
Not scared kids and drinking their blood.
jake rockatansky
Yeah, it's not like a box subscription service where a child shows up in a box for a low subscription fee once a month.
julian feeld
Yeah, it's only 18 to 25 year olds who, due to the economy being so shit, are pushed into literally emptying themselves of their blood so that rich people can live longer.
It's not at all a creepy thing.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, to be fair, the first year that we did our podcast, I needed to sell my blood in order to live.
So I'm very familiar on being on the business end of that.
julian feeld
Yeah, the whole podcasting industry only is able to exist because we all sell our blood to various companies.
jake rockatansky
I feel cold.
dan friesen
Unofficial sponsors of podcasting.
julian feeld
Shut the fuck up, James.
Shut the fuck up.
You cannot say that on the podcast until we reach 4,000 a month.
Well, on our side, and representing this delegation, I'd like to say that QAnon has a lot to say about the Pedosta brothers.
Nailed it.
Got them.
An opening salvo by Q in his very earliest days reads, There are more good people than bad.
q in qaa
The wizards and warlocks.
Inside term.
dan friesen
This seems like more of a sentence than other...
jordan holmes
Yeah, did he deteriorate over time?
jake rockatansky
This sort of...
julian feeld
Imagine if Alex Jones was actually several different people that got passed off because they lost the Alex Jones trip code.
travis view
Q was sort of finding his voice in these early days, you know?
Q had to try different kind of like...
Yes.
Different modes.
jake rockatansky
Some of these draft...
I mean, it's a little first drafty, I mean, in my honest opinion.
Could have done another rewrite, maybe some notes from the studio.
But, look, here's what we have.
q in qaa
The Wizards and Warlocks, inside term, will not allow another satanic evil POS control our country.
Realize Soros, Clintons, Obama, Putin, etc.
are all controlled by three families.
The fourth?
11-3 Podesta indicted.
11-6 Huma indicted.
Manafort was placed into Trump's camp as well as others.
The corruption that will come out is so serious that deals must be cut for people to walk away otherwise 70% of elected politicians would be in jail.
You are seeing it already begin.
A deep cleaning is occurring and the prevention and defense of pure evil is occurring on a daily basis.
They never thought they were going to lose control of the presidency, not just D's, and thought they had control since making past mistakes.
JFK.
Reagan.
Good speed, patriots.
P.S. Soros is targeted.
P.S. Don't worry.
We will be also going after the Jews.
dan friesen
Don't worry.
Your archetype of evil Jew is in our crosshairs.
jordan holmes
I don't know which part is the mistake.
With JFK and Reagan being the mistakes, was the mistake actually killing JFK and not Reagan?
julian feeld
They shot Reagan and it scared him away from fighting the deep state, is the theory there.
jake rockatansky
Right.
And the mistake is that they let these two, JFK and Reagan, become president, not knowing that they were going to try to dismantle the deep state.
dan friesen
Classic globalist mistake.
julian feeld
John Podesta, to put things in perspective, was indicted on the 3rd of November 2017.
This was followed by his arrest the next day.
As mentioned in this November 1st, 2017 drop.
q in qaa
Cue clearance, patriot.
My fellow Americans, over the course of the next several days...
You will undoubtedly realize that we are taking back our great country, the land of the free, from the evil tyrants that wish to do us harm and destroy the last remaining refuge of shining light.
On POTUS's order, we have initiated certain fail-safes that shall safeguard the public from the primary fallout which is slated to occur 11-3 upon the arrest announcement of Mr. Podesta.
Actionable 11-4.
Confirmation to the public of what is occurring will then be revealed and will not be openly accepted.
julian feeld
This, uh, really?
Actually, definitely happened.
Incredible stuff, folks.
Truly, POTUS is good, and Q is good.
Also, who can forget the shockwaves the Podesta's arrest sent through the system?
travis view
I was stunned that I ever doubted Q in those early, early days.
It was incredible.
dan friesen
We all remember where we were.
jake rockatansky
Yeah, when the Podesta brothers were marched out of Comet Ping Pong and placed into a squad car.
They still had the blood of their latest meal on their shirts, on their finely pressed shirts.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was poor form by the cops.
They should have let them clean up first.
q in qaa
Public riots are being organized in serious numbers in an effort to prevent the arrest and capture of more senior public officials.
On POTUS's order, a state of temporary military control will be action and special ops carried out.
False leaks have been made to retain several within the confines of the United States to prevent extradition and special operator necessity.
Rest assured, the safety and well-being of every man, woman and child of this country is being exhausted in full.
julian feeld
Suddenly Tony Podesta's involved.
q in qaa
Q asks, Where is John Podesta?
Where is Tony Podesta?
And later in the same drop, Podesta's plane has military escort, i.e.
tag, and is being diverted, forced down.
Short delay.
This will be leaked.
Watch the news.
Have faith.
julian feeld
The Podestas tried to run.
They tried to hide, but they, uh, remained semi-public figures.
In December of 2017, Q dropped a photo of Huma Abedin and John Podesta strolling down the damn street.
That same month, he blamed Podesta for the Steele dossier.
Then he re-explored the Podesta emails, in which Podesta admits to wearing a cumcaked handkerchief as a bandit's mask.
Then on the 15th of August in 2018, Q wrote two drops.
He, of course, means the Vanderbilt's Biltmore Hotel pool and Biljana Djurjevic's kids in pool painting.
Obviously.
Stay with us.
The red shoes are made of human leather.
Wake up, Patriots.
Second drop.
q in qaa
Cross against Podesta.
Travel to Rome.
Review 2015-2016 picks.
Inside only.
julian feeld
Q. The Podestas have a pool filled with walnut sauce, and all the children do the backstroke as he stands poolside with a Civil War musket trained on their little heads.
Q knew he was on to something.
So he continued posting links to the leaked Podesta emails, pushing for that Pizzagate without the pizza narrative.
The Podestas run a vast child trafficking network.
They tan human leather to make red shoes.
They run stuff like, quote, an evening of cooking with John Podesta, which they claim is a mid-Atlantic finance event.
What were they cooking?
Who made the sauce?
Are those spare ribs the size of a non-human pig?
Doubtful.
But it's been a year now, and Q did have to address the non-imprisonment and non-indictment of John and Tony Podesta.
A fan said this.
unidentified
Uh, guys, there's a rumor exploding all over Twatter that Skippy Podesta committed suicide, lol.
Digging for real sauce on this.
julian feeld
So Q responded on November 8th, 2018.
q in qaa
Fake news, but both brothers do have a pending sealed indictment.
julian feeld
Q. Pending?
Yes.
Indictments are transdimensional objects.
There are several entry and exit points.
It can be pending, but also have happened in the past.
They can be in jail, but also walking down the streets in D.C. with total impunity, eating bad Chicago deep dish pizza because they refuse to return to Comet Ping Pong.
Not enough cheese on their pizza there.
A cool Photoshop was retweeted by Donald Trump in December of 2018.
It showed a bunch of people behind bars, including Clinton, Holder, Obama, Mueller, Rosenstein, AOC, and John friggin' Podesta.
That day, John Podesta responded from jail, aka his local Olive Garden, and said this, Let the 4chan lunatics and QAnon crazies commence.
Wild shit.
Q fucked with it, though, reposting it with the jail photo and saying, Define projection.
q in qaa
Define getting ahead of the story.
What is scheduled to happen this week?
Coincidence?
Panic?
This is as real as it gets.
No escape.
No deals.
Add Brennan to graphic and update.
Evil has no place here.
Cue.
julian feeld
So wait, wait, he's saying, he's like, I love your graphic, can you please add Brennan to it?
unidentified
Add Brennan.
I don't have Photoshop.
I have one note.
q in qaa
Pretty good, but before I send payment, I have one more quick note for you to address.
unidentified
Gotta punch up your graphics.
Not enough, not enough deep state traitors in jail.
Add one more, and maybe...
Fuck with the color scheme a little bit.
julian feeld
Lower the contrast.
q in qaa
Up the gamma.
unidentified
Make sure that you work non-destructively in layers.
dan friesen
Choose a better font.
julian feeld
So then in March of 2019, when John Podesta toured New Zealand from jail, he was interviewed by the local press and said...
jake rockatansky
The rumors were that HC and I were running a child porn ring which had no basis in anything, but a guy showed up with a gun and ended up shooting up a pizza parlor.
julian feeld
It is the belief of this delegation that where there's smoke, there's fire.
That's why his followers understood that when Q posted a Twitter thread by a guy called BurnSpy34 about Podesta's New Zealand tour, Anons immediately noticed a wild coincidence.
The thread was posted exactly eight days before the New Zealand Christchurch shooting.
And everyone remembers the guy had Podesta emails painted on his gun.
Yeah, I think...
dan friesen
I think...
I expected there to be bones to pick, but...
jordan holmes
No, I think we're pretty good!
dan friesen
I see very little that Alex...
There's so many shades of agreement, even.
julian feeld
Yeah, this one is, I think, our biggest overlap yet.
dan friesen
The only thing I would say is that Alex tries to not talk about these sorts of ideas, like the adrenochrome and stuff.
He tries to keep that hidden behind other topics.
Other things he talks about.
He only brings those up when he wants to impress someone like Eddie Bravo.
He brings those out as a big trump card.
But he definitely believes them.
Whereas it seems like Q is much more into throwing this out pretty regularly.
jake rockatansky
Yeah, I think that because Alex Jones is somewhat of a public figure and he has a face to put – there's a face to go with it and you know where to find him.
I think you're right that he sort of holds back on the super crazy shit just because he knows that he's already kind of – he knows.
You know, what the public perception is of him.
Whereas Q, being a faceless internet nothing, he can just fucking go straight for the crazy shit.
julian feeld
Well, wait a second.
Before we insult the people our delegations are representing, I would like us to reach some conclusion in the formation of this, you know, one-state solution.
That we discussed.
And of course, there will be a period of time during which we can have kind of offline discussions, which might accidentally be recorded.
But for now, I recommend we move towards a single-state solution.
Do I have the okay for our first topic, guns?
Does it seem like keeping all the guns in the country, making sure they're in American hands, stockpiling them, and then using them on anybody who isn't American, and also confiscating any...
Non-American guns coming in, putting them in the transmogrifier, making them American, and generally staying incredibly alert and thinking that everyone's trying to steal your guns while also ignoring school shootings.
Is there anything you see wrong?
dan friesen
As long as we can stipulate Second Amendment absolutism, I think we can reach agreement there.
julian feeld
Absolutely.
travis view
That's acceptable.
Yeah, yeah.
julian feeld
Yeah.
As long as you guys also promise not to...
Aid in the use of the 25th Amendment to remove our god-king, Trump.
dan friesen
Wouldn't dream of it.
julian feeld
Okay, well then I think we've found common ground there.
We can move on to our second issue, immigration.
Pretty simple one, really.
Immigrants, bad.
Legal or not.
The immigrants that are already here should be illegalized.
Dreamers should...
Stop dreaming and go home.
dan friesen
Wake up, dreamers!
travis view
Wall.
julian feeld
Big-ass wall.
Armed guards at wall.
Militias growing.
More guns.
Snipers.
Scopes.
Fucking night vision.
Mines.
Trip wires.
Drones.
IR sensors.
Anything we need.
jordan holmes
As long as it is only applied to immigrants.
julian feeld
Exactly.
Okay.
jordan holmes
No United States citizens except for maybe Democrats.
dan friesen
Even internment camps are fine as long as they're...
jordan holmes
FEMA camps would be nice, but just for Democrats and immigrants.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified
Okay.
julian feeld
Okay, well then as long as you're saying Democrats are going to also be, you know, immigrants from here on in and they get that status and so we can...
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
They're not Americans.
They're foreign usurpers.
They're working for the globalists.
jordan holmes
It's being paid by George Soros.
They might as well be immigrants.
dan friesen
Yeah.
julian feeld
As long as we can intercept thirsty, dying Democratic families as they attempt to cross the border, hold them at gunpoint, then shove them under a bridge and make them sleep in security blankets until they die.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
We can move on to our third and probably even less contentious point, which is John and Tony Podesta.
unidentified
Boo!
It is our delegation's opinion that boo also!
jake rockatansky
Have you guys seen the spin-off Podesta conspiracy theory that the lead singer of Linkin Park, Chester Bedingfield, killed him?
That he's really the illegitimate son of...
John Podesta, and that he was working on a documentary to expose human trafficking and child abuse, and that is why he was killed.
julian feeld
Later in the negotiations, we have a delegate on the QAnon side throwing some sticks into the wheels, trying to slow down the process of peace.
Might have been paid by a third foreign...
jake rockatansky
No, I haven't.
I'm just...
julian feeld
To try to derail these talks.
jake rockatansky
Hold on, let me put this cash in my wallet.
julian feeld
Bizarre.
jake rockatansky
But seriously...
jordan holmes
I thought the spinoff was Frasier, but okay.
jake rockatansky
Look on your...
Take your mobile telephone device right now and Google Chester Beddingfield John Podesta and tell me what you see.
dan friesen
Point of order, it's Chester Bennington.
jake rockatansky
Clearly, this delegate is not a huge Linkin Park fan.
I lean heavily more to the Weezer side of the table.
dan friesen
This delegation would like to point out that Alex Jones uses Linkin Park as bumper music coming back from commercial sometimes.
julian feeld
This delegation would like to remove one of our delegates so that we can proceed with the piece that we are attempting to broker.
jake rockatansky
But you cannot discuss John Podesta.
Without also discussing his illegitimate son and subsequent murder slash suicide.
travis view
Talks are breaking down.
dan friesen
While I've not heard Alex bring up this particular illegitimate son conspiracy, it is our sense that he wouldn't...
He would not be opposed to it.
jordan holmes
Well, I just found out in looking into this that Chris Cornell is also involved, which means Alex would absolutely be on board.
dan friesen
Cornell's in play.
jordan holmes
Cornell's in play.
That means Alex hates him.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
julian feeld
Fantastic.
Well, then, without further ado, I would like to offer and put on the table a one-state solution, one country, under God, QAnon and Alex Jones, two...
Council members that rule over us in dialogue with a Congress that is filled with, you know, citizens, but only Americans, of course, only white Americans.
travis view
Patriots.
julian feeld
And they can vote, kind of, but then in the end it's just QAnon and Alex Jones.
So yes, can we agree to this single-state solution?
dan friesen
With one stipulation, that is the QAnon, please stop talking bad about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Yes, we will need that concession from you.
dan friesen
Because Alex takes it very personally that QAnon does not seem to like him much.
julian feeld
It's been a long and stupid war.
You know, yes, sometimes missiles are fired from our side into your side.
travis view
We accuse Alex Jones of being an agent of Mossad once in a while.
julian feeld
But we would love it if we weren't, you know, housed in an open-air prison and, you know, cut off from supplies, both medical and elementary.
Is that okay?
dan friesen
We can—I think we can agree on—I think we can agree to these terms.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
We'll even accept the grammar issue.
julian feeld
All right.
I've got the paper right here.
I'm sliding it across the table to the— There you are, you globalist scum.
q in qaa
I can smell the sulfur from down the hall.
Give me this mic.
I've been on the air for 24 and 5 9 years, and I'm about to lay it out for you, ladies and gentlemen, information that is hands down the most important information I have ever covered.
It's time you learn the truth about these little peace talks.
Goodbye, y 'all.
Save the whales, shitty little babies.
But who do they really represent, folks?
It's here, folks.
Right in front of you.
Mark of the Beast.
Chai Combs.
It's right here in the name.
Home of the Deep Dish.
It's a blueprint for what they're finding.
And they're doing it.
They're manifesting it.
You ever been in your kitchen in the fog?
You open up the fridge and the fog's gone.
And you can see 25 pounds of cured meat and two cans of soda.
And it's just incredibly clear that you can see the sun rising and you look down in the valleys.
And you can see your children again because your ex-wife is gone.
You ever had one of those magic moments?
Well, this is the opposite of that.
He's Antifa.
These people are training with MS-13 to assassinate our president.
They are smoking tiny baby blunts.
They are huffing mids right off their stovetops.
I hereby declare these talks void.
Nothing erased.
Nothing erased.
Fake news.
Whether you believe in God, it's happening.
Gamer baby mama goo goo, I want to say...
Eating catnip is great.
I want to say drinking garbage juice is amazing.
It is.
But if you took it with brain force, pure energy, brain, body, heart, the cleanest, the best out there.
We've got adults.
We've got children.
We've got small to medium-sized canine kibble.
They're really strong.
They don't give you the burpees.
The brain force is hallucinogenic.
It's so good.
It might be.
I'm not making a medical statement here, but if I eat five pills before I go to bed, I'm seeing Santa Claus that night.
Your brain is made.
Basically, out of what Brain Force is.
We don't make a big profit off of it, but you know, whatever's the best.
I can't lie to you.
I just can't do it.
julian feeld
Wow.
unidentified
Damn it.
jake rockatansky
And now, some coverage of the failed 2019 Alex Jones and QAnon Peace Talks, brought to you by two of the finest podcasts in the business, KnowledgeFied and QAnon Anonymous.
julian feeld
I can't believe that broke down at the end.
dan friesen
That is a true disappointment.
I thought we'd made a lot of progress there.
jordan holmes
Man, Alex always runs everything.
dan friesen
Yeah, my life, these peace talks.
jordan holmes
The brains of the silly?
dan friesen
Yeah.
julian feeld
I just hate to be called a little shitty titty baby.
travis view
It is.
You know, it wasn't meant to be, you know.
I thought that, you know, I think what really sealed it was, you know, QAnon calling Alex Jones a patriot, a P-A-Y-triot.
julian feeld
Right.
travis view
It was just...
unidentified
Ooh.
Ooh.
Yeah.
travis view
Just in it for the money, just...
jake rockatansky
Pity.
Nobody's really asking if I'm okay.
I just got shoved out of my chair and the fucking headphones were taken off of me.
travis view
Fine, Jake.
julian feeld
Don't give me that shit.
jordan holmes
Sounds like a little titty baby to me.
jake rockatansky
Uh-oh.
julian feeld
Whiny little titty baby.
travis view
Talks broke down.
You're concerned about what?
Did you hurt your shin?
jake rockatansky
Yeah, I got punched.
julian feeld
When you had two black eyes.
We didn't even notice you were gone.
jake rockatansky
Well, okay.
julian feeld
But anyways, that was a lot of fun, fellas.
You know, like I said at the beginning, we've had requests to do crossover.
It's a bizarre one because our topics are so similar in many ways and so different in many others because Alex has to get up there every single day.
Q lazily writes like two drops every week or so.
And, you know, your guy is way more...
He's going to get sued.
He can have people sue him for what he's saying.
Whereas QAnon is way more of a coward, hiding behind his anonymizer, posting on 8chan.
But I am glad that recently we heard Alex kind of renege and say that there are some things that are true, some things that aren't, but Q is good and that he has to eat crow.
By the way, has he eaten any crow since he mentioned that during his caller who loves Q and wanted to kill...
Transvestite people and stuff like that?
dan friesen
No, not really.
I think after he said that, he was expecting Q and the Q followers to be like, isn't this great?
We got Alex on our side now.
And from what I understand, they did not...
Enjoy Alex's overtures.
And so he got mad and said most of them were full of shit like a week later.
julian feeld
Yeah, when I found that thing, it seemed like a tiny footnote, and I did not notice anybody in the QAnon community even reacting to it, probably just because they don't really listen to Alex, and if they do, they're like, great, but they don't...
I mean, they're not going to go online and discuss it.
Travis, did you notice any Alex Jones talk after that point where he seemed to want to renege on his anti-Q views?
travis view
No, no, no.
It was sort of just dropped after that.
dan friesen
I've always thought of Alex as kind of like a gateway drug for these sorts of mental processes.
And I think that getting into Q requires a lot more investment, you know, because you've got to like...
Use pretend critical thinking skills.
You have to read ostensibly.
You have to hunt down these things.
Whereas Alex has just served to you on a screaming silver platter.
So I feel like anybody who's into actually getting into Q research, in quotes, is past the point where they really have any interest in Alex.
And I think that if he doesn't recognize that...
Or if he does realize that, he's angry about it, but he also probably doesn't realize that that market is not open to him.
julian feeld
It's true that we might be looking at the wane of the non-interactive, non-gamified system of conspiracies, which Alex is definitely the king of, at least in America.
And then, you know, the need for something to do, to not just sit there and get screamed at, because you're obviously boiling with rage and fear at the end of it all, and you'd love to turn that into something where you feel involved.
And maybe that's where QAnon came in.
dan friesen
Yeah, it provides the illusion of activity.
jordan holmes
Right.
Alex is your...
Alex is...
Kind of dedicated to making sure his audience remains passive.
dan friesen
Except for paying him for supplements.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
So everything is already being done for you.
As long as you give him money, then he will fight the fight for you.
You know, that kind of thing.
Whereas it seems like with QAnon, people are active participants in creating the mythology that they're, you know...
Unearthing, I guess?
dan friesen
I can't remember the last time that Alex advocated anyone do anything other than pay him.
Or yell at somebody.
He doesn't advocate anybody go to a protest or anything like that.
jordan holmes
He's never said that anybody should vote.
I don't think he's ever said that somebody should go vote in order to change things.
dan friesen
Well, maybe for Trump, but not other than that.
julian feeld
Yeah, it's interesting.
I mean, QAnon definitely wants to keep people immobile, but also just looking online at stuff.
I think if Alex were smart, he would sense the shift and how conspiracies are becoming more gamified, and he'd start a little part of InfoWars that was called, like, The Dig or something, and encourage people to do research.
dan friesen
Well, I think he got in trouble for a lot of people on his message boards talking about killing Obama and stuff like that.
I think he got kind of burnt out and didn't want that much engagement.
He's been shown to hate his fans.
Whenever you see videos from time to time of him running into his fans and him just doing everything to get away from them.
I think he's a dinosaur in the sense of he's old school and he doesn't want that.
I do agree that I think it probably would be a way for him to turn his business model into something that would work moving forward.
I think that he just can't do it.
He has a disdain for what he's created.
julian feeld
He could do something like create almost like a discussion-based super PAC that does not, quote-unquote, does not coordinate with Alex Jones, but is doing its own thing on the side.
I'm just trying to help Alex here.
He's an important figure.
We want to see him succeed.
travis view
Move him in the 21st century conspiracy.
dan friesen
I have no proof that Rambo Joe Biggs didn't leave in order to do exactly that.
Start up a...
Discussion-based political action committee.
julian feeld
Yeah.
I mean, recently there was, and I'd like to thank Unicorn Riot for doing this, a huge leak of the QAnon Great Awakening Discord, seemingly run by Dustin Nemos, who's quite a big figure in the QAnon industry.
travis view
Yeah, he helped edit the book.
julian feeld
Right, yeah.
And it is very much...
Understandable that Alex wouldn't want to kind of endorse this kind of discussion groups because the amount of insane anti-Semitism stuff, stuff that's just like literally the Jewish cartoon caricature rubbing his hands together.
There was one that was just, you know, what would you rather, this or that?
And like one side was like the Nazis and the other side was like Antifa or something.
And that's a more direct take on like we love Nazis than usually they're like Antifa is the real Nazis.
But yeah, these discussion areas get incredibly toxic very quickly.
So it's understandable that it would be hard to, you know, do anything about it.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
I think it takes control away a little bit, too.
Alex enjoys the control that he has, and those sorts of places would allow his narratives to be too attached to that overt anti-Semitism and overt Nazi apologia, whereas he can control however he presents himself, even though he presents himself poorly on his show.
But he's not going to get burned by a Discord leak.
unidentified
Yeah.
travis view
I mean, yeah, the whole theme of QAnon is that you don't need to rely upon any particular media source anymore.
You say, do your own research.
What obviously they mean is you can confirm your own personal biases, but the idea is that you don't have to rely upon CNN or even Alex Jones because they're doing the same thing in their kind of view.
They're sort of just telling you what's going on.
Telling you what to believe.
dan friesen
That's a direct assault on Alex's brain.
travis view
Yeah.
The QAnon vision of how people understand the news.
Q asks questions and points people in certain directions.
And then people discover the truth for themselves.
jordan holmes
It's a difference in tone.
When I hear Q say, investigate it yourself, it does seem like he's actually saying, you should go investigate it yourself.
Alex will say, no, I have the documents.
You can look them up in a question format of, like, please don't actually go look at that stuff.
travis view
I've done the research for you, basically.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
*music*
travis view
These peace talks were funded by the Knowledge Fight and QAnon Anonymous podcast.
You can find both of them in your favorite podcast app.
You can follow them on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight and at QAnon Anonymous.
We would like to thank both of these podcasts for their generous emotional labor.
We can neither confirm nor deny that Alex Jones was shorting these peace talks on the stock market.
unidentified
All right.
julian feeld
Well, thank you so much, guys, for agreeing to do this with us.
dan friesen
Yeah, thank you.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
dan friesen
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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