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March 8, 2019 - Knowledge Fight
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#273: March 5-6, 2019
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alex jones
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dan friesen
01:29:52
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jordan holmes
29:59
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faith goldy
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pastor david manning
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Yeah, Jordan.
alex jones
Dan!
jordan holmes
Did you ever get a grade bumped up?
dan friesen
What are you talking about?
jordan holmes
Did you ever, in high school or elementary school, did you ever get a teacher to go like, oh no, okay, I'll give you a B instead of a C?
dan friesen
I'm certain I did, but it's very unmemorable.
unidentified
It's very unmemorable?
dan friesen
The only kind of grade thing I can remember that I didn't deserve at all, I think I probably mentioned this on the show even.
I dropped out in my senior year of high school, but I also skipped, like, two-thirds of my junior year.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
unidentified
I just didn't go to school.
jordan holmes
You just didn't go.
dan friesen
Yeah, because I was too depressed and all a mess.
And so, like, in that time, of course, I failed all of the classes that I was taking in my junior year.
jordan holmes
Did you fail all of them?
dan friesen
I didn't.
I went, I showed up, and took a couple of the finals.
I took my French final, and my teacher was just like...
You got like a 98% on the final.
I'm just going to give you credit for the class.
I don't even care.
I like him.
I also got an A in broadcast production because that was one of the only classes I actually did show up for.
unidentified
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
Because the teacher was super cool and I could handle that environment even in my depressed state.
jordan holmes
That's a great backstory for you.
Everything in high school was a disaster but broadcast production?
dan friesen
Language and broadcast production.
jordan holmes
There you go.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
That's fucking diamonds.
dan friesen
And now I'm producing this show where I know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
And I only know what you tell me about Alex Jones.
dan friesen
That's correct.
jordan holmes
And I don't know any French.
dan friesen
Tremol.
unidentified
You said that like two episodes back or last episode.
jordan holmes
I was just a...
dan friesen
Un peu de français.
Que tu connais.
jordan holmes
I was just channeling my inner Pierre.
dan friesen
Oh, c 'est bien.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we have a monumental episode to go over that will cover the days of March 15th.
5th and 6th, which is Tuesday and Thursday of this week, if you're paying attention to days of the week, there's some crazy bullshit that happens on this show, and an announcement that will shake the core of the very info war.
And there's a lot of things that we can speculate about what it means, why it's happening, what's going on, and we'll get to that quite a ways down the road.
But before we get to today's episode, I'd like to give a shout-out to a couple of new people who have signed up and are supporting the show.
jordan holmes
Hooray!
dan friesen
So first of all, I'd like to say thank you to Hayden with an O. Hayden?
jordan holmes
Hayden?
dan friesen
I'm bad at pronouncing names.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
We're bad at this.
dan friesen
Anyway, thank you very much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Hayden.
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Nicole.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Nicole.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Nicole.
dan friesen
Next, Alex.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Alex.
dan friesen
That actually is Alex Jones, but it's the British presenter, Alex Jones.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
jordan holmes
Well, that's nice of her.
dan friesen
It's not her.
Also, Dylan, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Dylan.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Dylan.
dan friesen
Next, I'd like to say thank you to somebody who donated on a little bit of an elevated level.
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
Appreciate it very much.
So, Clint, thank you so much.
You are now a globalist.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
alex jones
Daddy Shark!
dan friesen
Thank you, Clint.
If you're out there listening and you're thinking, hey, I like what these guys do, I'd like to support the show, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com.
There's a button that says support the show.
We would appreciate it.
jordan holmes
Indeed, it would be nice.
dan friesen
Also, I appreciate no one giving us shade about our last episode being pretty short.
We had some scheduling issues, and I'm trying to find a new apartment.
So sometimes our bandwidth is going to be a little bit lower than it is normally, but we'll get back to full beefy episodes across the board.
jordan holmes
We're just trying to average out the week.
Like, if we give you a five-hour episode, then you've got to be fine with it, because we're still getting an average of about nine hours of Knowledge Fight a week.
dan friesen
But that was last week, man.
jordan holmes
It's all the same.
dan friesen
Once we get a new Knowledge Fight HQ, we'll be in much better shape to do things.
There's a lot of stresses in dealing with Chicago real estate and trying to find a new apartment.
It's a real hassle.
It's cutting into my life a little bit, and I appreciate people understanding.
So, Jordan, today...
It's a lot of lunatic nonsense, and here is an out-of-context drop from today's show.
alex jones
And so a Tommy Robinson is a modern-day Moses.
dan friesen
Ooh, not good.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's not a good start.
That's not a good start.
No, I wouldn't want to do that.
dan friesen
But here is how we start things off on March 5th.
alex jones
Well, here we are.
It's already Tuesday.
It's amazing.
Tuesday, March 5th, 2019.
I am your host, Alex Jones, here in the new studio.
You've seen us do a lot of live reports and had political coverage of big events like State of the Union here in our new state-of-the-art studio.
We've got three nice studios here now and are ready to start expanding to about 20 hours a day live.
jordan holmes
What are you about to drop?
alex jones
Six months behind getting that done because of all the obvious globalist attempts.
Not to shut us down and block us, but we are moving forward.
Thanks to your prayers and thanks to your support.
dan friesen
So Alex has a new studio that he's been saying he's been working on for a really long time.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And fine.
jordan holmes
His dad's basement?
dan friesen
Could be.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Is he moving back in?
dan friesen
I just hate this.
It's been so long that he's been saying he's going to expand to a 24-hour style.
Now he's saying 20 hours.
I don't know why he doesn't go for the extra four.
jordan holmes
Who's going to fill him?
dan friesen
When you go half speed, that's when you get hurt.
That's what I always heard playing football.
And I imagine he did as well back when he played football.
jordan holmes
That's why he got hurt.
dan friesen
I think going 20 hours is the half speed of a full-time news network.
jordan holmes
What is he on now?
dan friesen
Well, you got, like, what?
Three hours of David Knight.
Four hours of Alex.
Maybe it's two of David Knight, four of Alex, and two of the War Room.
So eight hours total.
jordan holmes
I mean, well, then, 20 hours is a big jump.
dan friesen
Yeah.
More than 100% game.
jordan holmes
I would start with 16 hours.
You know what?
Even better than that, I would start with 12. Just put your toes in the water there.
See if you got somebody who can step up.
dan friesen
Better than that, roll it back to 6. Better than that, quit.
jordan holmes
Go home.
unidentified
Why not?
dan friesen
I don't believe a word of this.
I mean, I believe he has a new studio.
Because he has been talking about that being almost ready for a really long time.
So I believe that they finally finished that studio and are making use of it.
I don't believe he's going to go to 20 hours a day.
I think that's just the brash talk that he's been going on for a long time.
But the fact that he's in the position that he's in now with all of this, getting off of all of these platforms, everything rolling back, he's talked very openly.
And even on the Rogan episode, he was talking about how...
Getting kicked off of Spotify and iTunes really hurt him.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because people just become attenuated.
They just get in the habit of listening through mediums like that.
And when you disrupt that information stream...
They don't think about it to be like, oh, I need to remember to go listen to this.
jordan holmes
Nobody goes to the second page of Google.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
It's that.
dan friesen
Or if you subscribe to something, you're more likely to listen to it.
And when that subscription isn't there anymore, you're not necessarily going to go to the webpage.
jordan holmes
There's some laziness.
dan friesen
And so Alex has even talked about how that really hurt them and stuff like that.
So if you think about how much money he had to have lost from all of that going away, it's huge.
And so the idea that he's talking about expanding, he has this new studio.
That just strikes me as blustery nonsense.
He'd already paid for the studio and this is posturing.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Or very clear indication that he has some sort of benefactor.
jordan holmes
Massive amount of dark money.
Some angel investor.
dan friesen
Or it could be dark money or an angel investor.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Somebody keeping him afloat.
jordan holmes
Could be Peter Thiel.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
Why not?
dan friesen
Or Buckley found a bucket of gold.
jordan holmes
That could be.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Buckley lives the type of life where he might just find a bucket of gold.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That's obvious.
dan friesen
That sort of thing strikes me as that being a possibility.
But that's not the most important thing.
jordan holmes
Did you know that Jim Baker started selling buckets of gold?
dan friesen
I don't doubt that at all.
jordan holmes
It'll last the apocalypse.
dan friesen
So that's not the most important thing that happens in the intro to this episode.
I should tell you.
The most important thing is that Alex is wearing a cowboy hat.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
alex jones
And I thought I'd celebrate the new studio today by wearing a Stetson Open Road cowboy hat, silver belly.
This is the same hat my dad's dad wore his whole life since I knew him.
And I got reminded that Paul Watson's here in town.
And it was like 15 years ago that Paul has a whole different personality when you put a cowboy hat on him.
And so we're going to put a cowboy hat on him and get his great Texas imitation.
dan friesen
We know from listening to 2009-2008 episodes that it's Steve Watson who Alex bullies into doing a cowboy impression.
Alex has mixed up the Watson brothers, I believe.
jordan holmes
That's right!
dan friesen
Or maybe he just did it to both of them.
That's entirely possible, too.
jordan holmes
He is a dick.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's fair.
So, Paul Joseph Watson is in town.
He is in no longer occupied Texas, visiting Austin, having a hangout with Alex.
jordan holmes
Why?
dan friesen
Well, here's the thing.
We could play a lot of games with this.
There's a lot of possibilities.
Number one, we could be speculative.
And we could say, this means something.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because Paul Joseph Watson almost never leaves the United Kingdom.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
He almost never comes to Austin.
I think in the time that I've been listening, maybe twice before I've seen him come.
To Austin?
And you could imagine, like, well, maybe Alex knows something's coming.
Roger's under a gag order.
He can't do the War Room anymore, which Alex brings up later in this episode.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Roger can't even do any InfoWars shows anymore, so he's gone.
jordan holmes
And we're still paying him!
dan friesen
Right, and so Alex might need Paul to come.
And we can speculate about that, or there's the very simple explanation that Paul was at CPAC.
jordan holmes
Oh, that makes sense.
dan friesen
He might have come for that, and while he's in the United States, come hang out with Alex, pay face service, or whatever.
jordan holmes
Would CPAC let Paul Joseph Watson in?
dan friesen
No, he was like Laura Loomer and all of them just hanging around, which hurts the argument that he was coming for that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And last year he talked about how CPAC is a bunch of cucks.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, you know, not wrong.
dan friesen
It doesn't seem like the sort of thing that would get him out of the United Kingdom.
I'm playing coy, I know the answer to this.
jordan holmes
God damn you, you son of a bitch!
dan friesen
But there's a lot of possibilities.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, this could mean something, or it could just be he's coming to CPAC.
jordan holmes
I'm leaning towards it doesn't mean anything.
dan friesen
Well, we will have to see later in this episode.
jordan holmes
Based on your tease.
dan friesen
It does mean that Alex is wearing a fucking sweet cowboy hat.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
So, that's cool.
So, Alex gets to his lead story of the day, and guess what?
It involves pornography, would you believe?
jordan holmes
Oh, we're talking Bolsonaro, baby!
dan friesen
Nope.
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
We're not?
dan friesen
This is from Tuesday.
jordan holmes
Oh, this is from Tuesday.
Well, I mean, he could...
No, because that was Tuesday night.
Shit.
dan friesen
No.
So, no, it's not about that.
jordan holmes
Alex sent Bolsonaro the video that he tweeted later, right?
dan friesen
Hey, Jeremy, buddy, buddy.
I got something good for you.
jordan holmes
Listen, you ever hear of a golden shower?
dan friesen
So, Alex has a big story out of the UK that he wants to talk about, and it has to do with them creating a new system to try and get kids to not be able to access porn on the internet.
I have some thoughts about that, but my chief thought is what Alex is about to say is stupid and inaccurate.
alex jones
The headlines on Infowars.com as well.
The UK blocks all porn that's free, or free porn blocked.
Free porn blocked in the UK.
You go to Infowars.com.
jordan holmes
Free porn everywhere.
alex jones
Headline that the national move in the UK to ban...
Quote, free porn is really an Internet tax and an Internet tracking system.
So this is it.
This is the plan.
And I told folks a couple years ago when they were talking about it that this is what's being implemented.
But it's sold.
It's just, oh, you pay the government, and then they put software on your computer that watches what you do, and you give them your ID or your passport, and now you can go look at any porn you want.
So I'm going to say that again.
The government is going to have a dossier.
jordan holmes
Hit me!
alex jones
But publicly, you're going to opt into a dossier that knows what porn you're watching.
jordan holmes
By definition.
alex jones
So you and your wife, it's Saturday night, you go in, you turn on the television, you dial into the internet, and you pull up whatever your wife sends you.
jordan holmes
I love this story!
alex jones
That's how it works.
dan friesen
That's how it works?
alex jones
And now you've got another partner in the bedroom with you.
It's called the British government.
unidentified
Nice!
alex jones
You understand, it's coming here.
This is the model.
dan friesen
Is that a three-way then?
Or how many people are in Parliament?
That's a lot.
jordan holmes
That's a lot of people.
dan friesen
That's a menage a lot.
jordan holmes
Also...
Very few of whom you would want to be in bed with.
dan friesen
No, only Boris Johnson.
jordan holmes
Boris Johnson, really?
dan friesen
For the novelty.
jordan holmes
He's a bit chunky for my tastes.
dan friesen
Oh, come on, man.
unidentified
Don't fat shame.
jordan holmes
Hey, look, I'm not fat shaming him.
dan friesen
Don't body shame Boris.
jordan holmes
It's not a gender thing.
It's just a Boris thing.
dan friesen
So, here's the thing.
jordan holmes
I can't handle that hair and that gut.
dan friesen
The UK isn't banning porn.
They're putting into place an age verification system that will require people to prove their age on an age ID system by providing their license or passport in order to access free porn sites on the internet, like Pornhub, YouPorn, that sort of thing.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
They will only be required to do this one time as the cookies in their browser will retain that verification and not require it to be put in every time they click on a new porn site.
jordan holmes
Ah, they won't allow private browsing.
That is bullshit.
dan friesen
No, but I think that you can.
I'm not entirely sure how the system works.
jordan holmes
But I do know Yeah, of course not.
dan friesen
That would be crazy.
So, this makes some sense, although I think it's a little bit of a clunky system.
Like, if you have a shared computer, your kids could still easily slip through if you verify your browser.
There are other ways, it seems pretty obvious, ways that you could get around this, but that's not really the big issue.
The big concern, I would imagine, would be privacy.
If you give the government your passport and get an ID code, they can obviously track all the porn you look at.
And that does sound kind of scary.
Luckily, the government thought about that and offered another way users can get an age ID.
From an article in The Sun, quote, In the UK.
There's a system that they've built into the program to provide a layer of privacy, while still ideally working towards making it harder for kids to find porn.
I don't think it's worthwhile.
I think you're fighting an uphill battle.
But at the same time, I kind of understand, you know, it's insanely easy for people to find porn.
And if you want to, like back in the day when it was much harder, when there were just like magazines and stuff like that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that you would wander into the forest and find.
dan friesen
Right, but that was all random.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It was easier to restrict access to it.
To those sorts of things.
And now with the internet the way it is, if you still want to make it a rule that this stuff is prohibited to people under 18, you do need to come up with a new novel system to be able to do that.
jordan holmes
Right.
Because functionally it's not a rule.
No!
I'm going to tell you this right now, Dan.
I committed a crime.
When I was 16 and they had that little are you 18 yes or no button.
Oh, I pressed yes.
dan friesen
Look behind you.
Cherries and berries.
jordan holmes
Oh no!
unidentified
Oh no!
dan friesen
This has been a two year sting operation.
unidentified
Shit!
jordan holmes
God damn!
dan friesen
My name's not Dan.
jordan holmes
My name's poor Dan.
dan friesen
My name's Portis.
Yeah, look, 100%.
It's so easy.
You just click on something, and they're like, we'll take your word for it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's just them covering their asses.
It's not them actually stopping underage people from grabbing porn.
dan friesen
And now with these tube sites and stuff like that, there isn't even that landing page where you have to say you're an adult.
jordan holmes
No, why would you?
dan friesen
So, it's...
I get it.
I get it, but I also think it's probably ineffective.
But the arguments towards creating a dossier of people's habits and stuff like that is they have parts of the system that are in place specifically to assuage that concern.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I suppose the only thing that I would say, my only take on this, which is, look, whatever, you guys do whatever you feel is right.
But if there's one thing I know about humanity from reading all of human history, it is that you will not defeat porn.
No matter how much you fight against porn, no matter how much you struggle, porn wins.
dan friesen
People have a drive towards sexuality, sexual expression, and no matter how much you try and repress it in whatever form, it fights through.
jordan holmes
One of the ways that so many books that the church banned...
What got around in Europe during the 1400s to 1800s or whatever it is, is there was a massive ring of porn distribution.
And it was just weird illuminated texts.
But that ring was so huge that stuff like the Bible, literally the Bible, which people weren't even allowed to read because the use was restricted, was also being sent along with...
Tits.
You know?
Like, all of that underground distribution.
You're not gonna win against porn.
dan friesen
And for all of its exploitive character at periods throughout the porn industry's history, it has always also been, like, even what you're describing is a piece of the vanguard of speech.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That porn has been on the tip of.
It's the tip of the spear in many ways.
jordan holmes
Nice!
unidentified
Ah!
dan friesen
Of a lot of that free speech stuff.
jordan holmes
That is an apt metaphor.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Trying to fight it too hard on...
On many fronts, it generally ends up being a battle.
You don't want to fight.
It ends up becoming a whole mess, especially because the times they've tried in terms of our government, it becomes like this confusing, nonsensical thing.
jordan holmes
I know it when I see it.
Like, what does that even fucking mean, lady?
dan friesen
Definitionally, you'll never really be able to nail down what is pornographic.
jordan holmes
I will tell you that a video of somebody peeing on somebody in Carnival while they jerk off, I'm going to go with that's probably porn.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think so.
I would say that.
It's on the line.
I don't know.
So, in this next clip, Alex is certain that the UK isn't just trying to stop kids from looking at pornography as their stated objective would lead you to believe because he knows more about these people.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
alex jones
But any claims?
That the government of the UK or the US government or anybody trying to defend kids from porn is asinine.
Because I've got stories right here in my stack.
Aggressive promotion of homosexuality.
School stops LGBT lesson.
unidentified
Fuck you!
alex jones
After backlash from angry parents.
It's being reported by the Daily Mail, by RT and others.
And you learn it's Muslims.
So say what you want about Muslims who throw gays off buildings and cut women's genitals off.
I disagree with that.
I'm a libertarian.
But I don't think you should have LGBT.
P, sexualizing kids.
That's the pedophile side of that, which some groups are officially adopting the P now.
They're saying, yes, we are pedophilia.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
Jerry Bolsonaro is.
dan friesen
Hey!
jordan holmes
I'm really going to ride that horse for a while.
dan friesen
Oh, there's the PP?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Let's let that die now.
Let's just become a runner for the whole show.
Sorry about that.
The story that Alex is talking about here is about a school in Saltley, Birmingham, in the UK, where students were being taught about LGBT issues with the goal of curbing homophobia early in their lives.
This educational program was being taught by a man named Andrew Moffitt, who, interestingly, is one of ten teachers out of all the teachers in the world.
Who is on a shortlist to win the Varky Foundation Global Teacher Prize for Best Teacher in the World.
There were over 10,000 nominees from 179 countries for this honor.
And he's one of the top 10 best teachers in the world.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because he's a pornographer, Dan.
dan friesen
He's not.
Moffitt created a program called No Outsiders that seeks to promote tolerance and understanding in school-aged children, which was based on his extensive study in the field of education.
Unfortunately, he ended up getting a ton of threats from Muslim and Christian parents who felt that his program was sexual, which is kind of an indication that these parents could have used a program like Moffitt's back when they were in school.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
For his part, Moffitt is taking all the backlash in stride.
He was quoted in The Guardian as saying, quote, I'm quite pragmatic.
We've got to find a way to engage parents on some issues that may find challenging.
Yes, at the moment we're having challenges in my own school, but it's about not running away from those challenges.
What alternative is there?
So you have this situation where there were a bunch of parents who complained about this program that was seeking...
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Promote tolerance.
jordan holmes
And I will go on record as saying they can all go fuck themselves.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
I understand their position.
I understand where they're coming from.
And they should also go fuck themselves.
dan friesen
There were parents who complained, or Christian parents who complained, but the story is largely reported as tons of Muslim parents because it was in a largely Muslim school.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
So that part of it is kind of superfluous to it just being religious parents didn't like this being in the school.
jordan holmes
I'm sure the people writing the article definitely had their own little bit of, it was Muslims who were, you know, there was a little bit of that there.
dan friesen
Alex certainly includes that in his editorial position.
So the issue here is that the school ended up kowtowing to the pressure and they removed it from the curriculum.
I hate people.
So, I mean, I think it's pretty terrible, but even if you're Alex, the problem's solved.
I mean, that program is kicked out of schools.
Or at least that school.
jordan holmes
Yeah, even if you're Alex, the world is a worse place, so good for you, you fucking piece of shit.
dan friesen
Right.
And so Alex thinks that the only reason that these, like, he seems to be operating under the assumption that at this school the program still continues, but because these Muslim people made a big stink about it, they were allowed to get out of the program.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, the parents, the Muslim parents complained, and so Muslims get out.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
But Christians are still forced.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God, I hate him.
dan friesen
Right, and that leads him to say some things that are real dumb.
alex jones
I mean, if that happened at the park, you'd go to jail.
If a man walked over at the park while you're sitting there grilling hamburgers and said, I'm going to teach your daughter and your son about sex, they'd be arrested as being a pervert.
But now if it's done officially by the school, it's okay.
So, meanwhile, just today, you've got massive arrest of giant Islamic grooming gangs of little girls.
And then you've got the leftist allied with radical Islam saying, come on in, do whatever you want.
But now the Muslims are saying, hey, you're not going to teach my five-year-old how to give a blowjob.
It's what they teach in U.K. schools.
Or that he's going to put a dress on him.
And so now the left's saying, it's okay.
Muslims can opt out, but no one else can, and you'll be arrested if you're not a Muslim.
So see, this is how the whole leftist system works.
Total and complete tyranny.
dan friesen
None of that is true in terms of the response to the school's program.
And I was curious about this idea that he was putting forth about the idea that just recently there was a large Muslim grooming gang that got arrested.
Pedophile grooming gang.
So in the last month or so, there have been two stories about groups of child abusers who have been arrested by groups of child abusers.
One story in the Daily Mail talks about...
Five men and one woman being arrested in Buri.
And the Epoch Times ran a story about 33 men being arrested for sexually abusing children between 2002 and 2005 in West Yorkshire.
Those are the only big stories you can really find from recent times about England and groups engaged in child exploitation.
Neither of these stories includes any indication or even insinuation as to the race or religious persuasion of those arrested.
And this brings us to an important piece of the equation.
Right-wing manipulation of a serious issue for political gain.
There's a prevailing idea that a vast majority of grooming gang behavior is perpetrated by Asian individuals, the demographic category in the United Kingdom that involves people of Middle Eastern descent.
This is based on a report put out by the think tank Quillium that purported to show that 84% of grooming gang offenders are, quote, of Pakistani origin with Muslim heritage.
This is accepted as gospel by people in the xenophobic, hyper-nationalist bent, folks like Tommy Robinson and Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
And Moses.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And Moses.
dan friesen
Sure.
However, people who have reviewed their report have found some serious problems with it.
The largest is that, quote, grooming gang offender is not a legal designation that exists in the United Kingdom.
The behavior that it describes, group-based child sexual exploitation, could be counted as any number of offenses depending on investigatory circumstances.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So it goes to, like, what was actually being happened here?
Are you conspiring to prostitute somebody?
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Are you actually assaulting the child?
That sort of thing.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
So, according to The Guardian, quote, Nazir Afzal is the Crown Prosecutor Service's former lead on child sexual abuse and the prosecutor most responsible for bringing down grooming gangs.
The media, he observes, pounces on cases involving Asians, but often ignores those involving white perpetrators.
They go on to point out that an offender's ethnicity is often only recorded Surprise.
Quilliam claimed to have found 58 cases of grooming gang arrests between 2005 and 2017, but problematically, the Child Exploitation and Online Protection Center found 57 cases of group-based child sexual exploitation arrests in just 2012, 12, which calls into serious question how thorough Quilliam was with their data sets.
The group Regressive Left Media did a completely savage takedown of this study, which cuts through all the problems in their definitions, sources, methodology, analysis, and everything else about the report, including links to stories of over 100 white perpetrators that match Quilliam's data requirements who were completely ignored by the report.
A list that the Regressive Left Media compiled in, quote, "less than half"Yeah, that sounds right.
Well, yeah.
jordan holmes
Why wouldn't you?
unidentified
If you were a fucking...
dan friesen
All right, hold the fucking phone.
Are you just going to make fun of names?
jordan holmes
No, I'm just saying that that's like a weird nominative determinism kind of thing, where your name kind of...
dan friesen
Talk to Bane?
jordan holmes
You know, like, I'm a baker.
dan friesen
You're just doing it because of, like, Storm Bane, right?
jordan holmes
My name's Baker, and so I became a baker.
dan friesen
You're just talking about that guy from Game of Thrones.
jordan holmes
It's just nominative determinism.
I'm just sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's not my fault.
I didn't do it.
dan friesen
So she speculated that Quilliam put out this report out of a desire for funding, and if that's the case, it worked.
They received $20,000 from Sam Harris and over a million dollars in a grant from...
John Templeton Foundation.
Interestingly, a peer-reviewed study in Association Today found that the Templeton Foundation was part of a network of foundations that "supplied funds to the five organizations involved in actively mobilizing Tea Party activists." Templeton even financed a group called Let Freedom Ring, which was deeply involved in Tea Party activity.
And Templeton Jr., the head of the foundation, was listed in a 2011 Mother Jones piece as being among the donors lauded at a Koch Industries seminar as having given over a million dollars to Koch-aligned causes.
jordan holmes
If he did nothing else, that would be enough to know he was an evil piece of shit.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, it was his dad who started the whole foundation, but the junior seems to be more active in a lot of this stuff.
This is the Overton window shifting to bigotry, Jordan.
Billionaires finance shady organizations to put out terrible studies to give cover to extremists like Tommy Robinson and Alex Jones so they can work to distract the public from working to actually solve the world's biggest problem, namely that there are billionaires.
But I think what's probably the most important part about all this is the victims' voices that are lost in the shuffle.
They're basically just being used as props by these bigots to run their anti-diversity scams, and that is a tragedy.
The Independent ran a piece in March 2018 written by a woman who survived being kidnapped and abused by the Rotherham Grooming Gang, and I think her perspective is one that Alex needs to hear.
In mainland Europe, conflict surrounding immigrants and refugees has been fueled by stories of women being raped by migrants.
People have been calling for violent action against any Muslims and have declared war on Islam.
As someone who has experienced life inside a grooming gang, I can tell you with certainty that none of this is likely to make a difference to the behaviors of groomers.
Like terrorists, they firmly believe that the crimes they carry out are justified by their religious beliefs.
If anything, rising anti-Muslim hate will probably make groomers stronger in their convictions and drive ordinary young Muslim men towards fundamentalism, grooming gangs, and...
terrorism.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
My main perpetrator quoted scriptures from the Quran to me as he beat me.
However, almost identical scripture.
The problem isn't the text itself, it's how it's fundamentally interpreted.
In fact, there are many cases of Bible quotes being used to justify terrible human injustices.
unidentified
Like what?
jordan holmes
Slavery?
dan friesen
Like the enslavement of people from Africa.
jordan holmes
Odd.
dan friesen
Anti-Semitism.
Huh?
Anti-violence towards LGBT people.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
All the major world religions, including Hinduism and Buddhism, have also at some point or at some time been associated with extreme human rights abuses against men, women, and children.
jordan holmes
Myanmar?
No.
dan friesen
I experienced horrific religiously sanctioned sexual violence and torture, so I definitely believe that we need to be aware of religious extremism as something potentially harmful, so that we can protect people from it.
But for Tommy Robinson and his followers to focus on an entire religion based on a cruel misinterpretation of some scriptures by some people is unhelpful to say the least.
Many of his religious theories and conjecture are not anything I can relate to in my real life experience.
So...
What we walk away from all that with is this idea about grooming gangs is generally used as propaganda against Muslims based on this dubious origin and dubiously written report by the Quilliam think tank.
And then people who have experienced this have a different perspective on it than people who, like Tommy Robinson, are trying to create a career out of fighting against...
Yeah.
using people like this survivor as a shield from criticism.
jordan holmes
Could you at any point actually try to stop the theoretical epidemic caused by Muslims, or do you just really want to hate Muslims?
dan friesen
I think it's the latter.
jordan holmes
It's so fucking infuriating.
It is.
And do you know, the thing that makes it even more obvious, the whole reason behind the hatred of the LGBTQ, L-G-D-P.
L-G-T-P.
God damn it.
Wow.
I cannot say it.
LGBT.
Oh, God.
The point being, he is saying, like, oh, this program to talk to kids about the LGBTQ community.
It's clearly teaching them oral sex.
Which is like, no, you're obviously signaling that you're a real problem.
dan friesen
I was going to hold off on that conversation because he says something way worse.
jordan holmes
Oh, of course.
It's just that he thinks it's gross.
dan friesen
And he thinks that people's identities are intrinsically sexual.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because it's the only way that Alex can understand that stuff.
unidentified
Exactly.
jordan holmes
It's not just like, hey, if you see two dudes hanging out, you know, be cool.
Like, that's the program.
dan friesen
More or less.
jordan holmes
Not like, hey, here's how you blow somebody.
You're going to want to put an ice cube.
It's not fucking Maxim magazine.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
dan friesen
Yep.
So, I think all that's gross.
I think what he's doing is gross.
And I think that when you look into the realities about these issues that he's talking about, it becomes more clear how gross it is.
And when you read the stories of people who are involved, it's very tragic.
And it is a real issue.
But you're never going to solve the issue if you focus on just like, this is all Muslims doing it, let's crack down on Muslims, and stuff like that.
There are group-based child exploiters in the world.
You just have to deal with that.
And then work on how you deal with that.
jordan holmes
And it's such the, like, it is not a religion.
It's not the text.
People are going to find a way to pervert any text into something that can be used as a bludgeon towards people they don't like.
dan friesen
I mean, you and I both have been in, like, literature classes in our lives and had workshops and stuff like that.
And just from, like, reading a book...
Like, you read, I don't know why I keep bringing up 100 Years of Solitude on this show.
jordan holmes
I know, that's a weird one.
dan friesen
It's one that I read in a workshop setting, so maybe that's why it sticks out more in my head.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
But even a book like that, and I know there's magical realism to it and what have you, but even that, you sit down and someone could read it and take away one thing and you could take an entirely different thing away.
Is that Marquez's fault?
Is that the book's fault?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Or is it you bring something different to it and you can interpret...
Even novels profoundly differently than somebody else.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
There's only one book that I think everybody interprets the same way, and that's a separate piece.
Have you ever read that?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
It's a book that everybody pretty much interprets as being terrible.
dan friesen
Okay.
unidentified
Yeah.
Bad book.
dan friesen
I think the same thing is said about guerrilla mindset.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
It's not that bad.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip...
jordan holmes
That's not true.
It's actually a really good book, but when you're like 16 and you read it, you're like, fuck you, but then later on you read it and you're like, oh shit, this is actually pretty great.
Infuriating.
dan friesen
In this next clip, Alex brags about going on Rogan, and then he implies that he's got something else in the works.
alex jones
I didn't tell you I was going on Joe Rogan.
We just snuck a tap.
And I can tell you there's a bunch of other sneak attacks coming very soon just as big or bigger.
dan friesen
Don't worry.
One of them is not him coming on our show.
That will not be one of the sneak attacks.
jordan holmes
Unless he literally sneak attacks us.
dan friesen
Yeah, if he shows up here.
jordan holmes
Yeah, if he shows up and breaks through your door.
dan friesen
I think I still have control over hitting the...
Boop off button.
jordan holmes
He's a big guy!
dan friesen
That's true.
He's very violent.
jordan holmes
He's very violent!
dan friesen
Yeah, who knows.
So I told you to hold your tongue a tiny bit on that idea that you were putting forth about him interpreting all of these school programs as being sexual.
And it was because of this next clip where he gets real gross.
alex jones
It's, oh, it's Muslims.
They're upset that there's grown adults talking to their five-year-old sons and daughters about their sexual preference because kids aren't thinking about that.
I mean, if a dad or mom started asking their five-year-old about, have you heard about sadomasochism?
Have you heard about sex changes in children?
Have you heard about fisting?
This is what they teach five-year-olds.
The kids are like, what?
And they're just totally screwing them up.
I mean, it's irreverable pedophilic assault, but it's all done by the leftist social engineers, so it's all A-OK.
dan friesen
Can you imagine that?
Like, can you imagine anybody being like, hey, child, what do you think about fisting?
jordan holmes
Sammy!
Sammy!
What do you think about fisting?
I don't know how to add yet.
dan friesen
That's so fucked up even that he thinks that's his fake version of what's happening.
That's so fucked up.
jordan holmes
Even his evil globalists would be like, whoa, guys, let's calm it down.
unidentified
Wait until they're nine.
dan friesen
I just, oh God, it's weird.
It's very weird.
jordan holmes
It's so, like, I really listen to that and get bummed out by sexual preference.
Like, the word sexual being in there is not divorced from fucking.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
It is a gender thing.
dan friesen
Well, it's not divorced from fucking for him.
And that's the big deal.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
That's the thing.
But it's also because it can be misconstrued by even regular dumb people.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Not crazy lunatic dumb people.
dan friesen
He can't disentangle in his mind the idea that anyone would teach people about...
Like, gay people existing, and it not be, like, them having a conversation where, like, it's fun to suck dicks.
unidentified
What do you imagine?
jordan holmes
Also, that's rude.
It should be...
It can be fun to suck dicks, but not all the time.
dan friesen
Well, yeah, that's what he imagines.
He imagines it's like some sort of indoctrination type thing where it's like, well, here, now we have a PowerPoint presentation on felching.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's not.
That's not the real world.
jordan holmes
I would be interested in a PowerPoint presentation on felching, though.
dan friesen
You should talk to my guy, Bolsonaro.
I think he's got some links.
jordan holmes
Hey, there we go!
Take that.
It shouldn't be a running joke.
dan friesen
Yeah, whatever.
So, in this next clip, Alex gets super weird, because as we discussed earlier, this idea that he's putting forth about the idea that Muslim parents complained about this.
Now, Muslims can get out of this gay indoctrination or whatever.
jordan holmes
But Christians can't.
dan friesen
But Christians can't.
And he's assuming, because he hasn't read any of these articles, that only Muslims complained about this stuff.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He's now decided that Muslims are real cool.
jordan holmes
Oh.
unidentified
This is one of the weirdest turns.
jordan holmes
We're going to take a harsh turn.
dan friesen
This makes no sense.
And I don't think he's going to be able to keep this up.
jordan holmes
Satire!
dan friesen
But it does tell you where his truest bigotries lie.
alex jones
Well, I'm going to say it right now on air.
I take my hat off.
To the Islamic Muslim community of the UK because they're the only groups consistently protesting and saying no to children as young as three years of age being taught that they're sexually active, that boys are girls, that girls are boys, and they've been protesting and saying no to the pedophile cult that runs the UK.
And so I salute...
The Muslims in the UK for being better people than the average British citizen and better than the police and better than the government that's run by pedophiles.
dan friesen
That is weird.
That is really weird.
Because you know what he's doing?
He's saluting them for being sufficiently homophobic.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's creating false versions of what he thinks the UK Muslim community is and then being like, yeah.
jordan holmes
You went from like...
A week ago being like, Muslims throw acid in people's faces and they're the only ones who kill people to be like, you gotta give it up to them.
dan friesen
They throw gays off buildings.
He's talking about grooming gays two clips ago.
jordan holmes
They're sufficiently better for throwing gays.
God.
It's so fucking terrifying to continue listening to this because this is present day Alex.
Like, you want to live in 2019 and think, man, we're fucking past you.
We're done with your bullshit.
And it's like, nope, guess what?
It's still there.
It's still fucking there all the time.
dan friesen
And it's always confusing.
Like, I promise you there's no, like, greater context to this that makes it make sense.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
He's just glad that these Muslim parents complained about this tolerance program at this school, and now he's decided these Muslims get it.
jordan holmes
It's like, what the fuck?
unidentified
The last, like, three years of your show has been nothing but fucking Islamophobic rants.
dan friesen
He did that thing a couple years back where he's like, I'm satirically going to suggest kicking all Muslims out of the country to get a conversation going.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
What the fuck is this?
jordan holmes
What are you doing?
dan friesen
It's nonsensical.
jordan holmes
Well, you gotta give it up to those Somali pirates.
You gotta give it up to them.
dan friesen
So it's also super confusing because, like I said, he was talking about the grooming gang stuff earlier in this episode that we addressed.
And he says something in this next clip that sort of is like, ah.
alex jones
I have to say it.
Maybe the UK will be liberated by Islam.
I mean, they still have a lot of child kidnapping and a lot of sex slaves, but they kind of stop at 12-year-olds.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
Maybe we're being liberated by Islam.
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
What?
Why?
Where would you even...
You can't confidently say they stop at 12-year-olds with...
Nothing behind it.
There's nothing behind that.
dan friesen
Nothing.
jordan holmes
There couldn't even be a headline behind that.
There is nothing behind that.
dan friesen
And even if there were, I don't see any reason why that's okay.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I don't get what he's doing.
unidentified
Who would even do that study?
jordan holmes
What kind of lunatic would be like, well, we gotta figure out the age point at which these child grooming gangs quit.
So, headline.
dan friesen
Grooming gangs usually stop at 12. They're super into exploitation and kidnapping and enslaving people, but you bring them a 10-year-old and they're like, hey guys, we have limits.
jordan holmes
Can't do it.
dan friesen
Can't do it.
jordan holmes
If you bring them a 13-year-old that looks like a 10-year-old, well, that's good.
That's fair game.
dan friesen
It's debatable.
jordan holmes
That's fair game.
dan friesen
You know, that's a case-by-case basis thing.
That depends on the gang.
This is crazy.
This is nonsensical.
jordan holmes
Bananas.
dan friesen
And I don't understand, really, what the point is.
And the only thing I can walk away from it with...
Is that his anger at Muslims is conditional.
His discomfort and very serious problems with the gay community and the LGBT community is not.
jordan holmes
It's paramount.
dan friesen
Yes.
I think that that is what we can take away from that solidly.
The rest of it, very confusing.
I'm not sure.
And I'm positive.
Within days, he will start yelling about Muslims.
jordan holmes
Oh, of course.
dan friesen
Undoubtedly.
jordan holmes
It is that kind of brief moment where it almost seems like he realizes that Christian extremists like himself have far more in common with Muslim extremists than they do with anybody else.
It's that brief moment of like...
Hey, man, you want to do blah, and I want to kill people too, but at least we can both agree that gays are bad.
dan friesen
Let's team up and make society super oppressive, and then we'll fight.
jordan holmes
And then we'll fight.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That could be a part of it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
But...
jordan holmes
Fucked up.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Or, I mean, I also extend the possibility that he's just trying to troll for, like, media attention.
unidentified
That's possible.
dan friesen
Hoping somebody picks that up as, like, isn't this fucked up?
jordan holmes
Alex Jones changes his stance on...
Yeah.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Someone misreports something, and then he's like, oh, this fake news is saying I like Muslims.
I'll tell you what, I'm gonna double down.
unidentified
I hate them.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Something like that.
Jared Holt over at Right Wing Watch thinks he can take clips of me.
Something like that.
They complain about him later, too.
Oh, really?
jordan holmes
Jared Holt?
By name?
dan friesen
Paul Joseph Watson apparently ran into him at CPAC.
We're not going to listen to the clip of it because it's actually more boring than just saying that that happened.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty great.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, Alex has another big breaking story, and it has to do with...
So, you know, Paul and Alex like to talk about how liberals have Trump derangement syndrome, and that is that anything Trump does is no good, and they just are triggered.
They're little snowflakes, and they're triggered.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
If we've seen anything since the midterms, it's that there's a far larger proportion of media figures, on the right especially, that have an AOC syndrome.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
They have a little bit of a problem.
jordan holmes
They're really going.
dan friesen
I think one of the main reasons is that she's one of the only people who can really eat their lunch, in the sense that she engages on social media and dunks on people.
Pretty regularly.
jordan holmes
She's better than they are by a wide margin.
dan friesen
She's someone who can penetrate the propaganda games that they play by dunking, more or less.
She's the Rex Chapman of politics.
jordan holmes
I knew we were going to get Rex Chapman in here.
I knew it.
dan friesen
Can't not bring up dunks.
jordan holmes
I knew it was going to happen.
dan friesen
I knew it.
So Alex has a big scoop about AOC, and I have a scoop about that scoop.
It's not a scoop.
alex jones
The next thing I'm going to get to is so big that I really don't want to just put it out there and not give it the attention it deserves, but I'm going to do it.
jordan holmes
You will.
alex jones
Because my brain thinks a little bit different than a lot of people's.
And I always kind of have a memory, and I think about how it connects to things and how it ties into other events that have unfolded.
And so, yeah, everybody's really excited right now that AOC...
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know me.
unidentified
The meth mouth.
alex jones
The creature from the methamphetamine lagoon.
Everyone is just so excited that she didn't steal a million.
She didn't steal two million.
I went in this morning when I saw it into the SEC records.
jordan holmes
Bullshit!
alex jones
And the Federal Election Convention records.
jordan holmes
Bullshit!
alex jones
And that's why she ended up running.
She was a front person for Soros money and didn't just get 18 million.
We found other PACs.
You'll hear about those in the next few days.
Of course her and her business manager pocketed millions.
Totally illegal!
dan friesen
The first thing I would point out is that...
Well, first of all, this is nonsense.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I read some of the story, and immediately it was, like, I read the headline, and then I read a little bit more, and I was like, oh, guys, you are really trying everything.
They're throwing everything at the wall.
dan friesen
Because they're very scared.
jordan holmes
They're weak.
dan friesen
Especially the con artist variety in the right are very afraid of this.
So you can easily find FEC data about the funding of AOC's campaign.
It would be very hard for them to have pocketed millions, considering there are hard records, reflecting that they only raised a little more than $2 billion and had expenditures of approximately $1.6 million for the campaign.
The amount even raised from political action committees is only $81,592, so I'm not sure where Alex is getting any of this info from.
Also, I have no idea what records from the Securities Exchange Commission...
jordan holmes
You know, the SEC.
dan friesen
I don't know what that has to do with any of this.
jordan holmes
They take care of the federal...
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Oh, they don't?
dan friesen
But I'm really glad to hear Alex is pretending to have read things.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no.
dan friesen
Why would you bring the SEC?
jordan holmes
That was such...
That was an amazing amount of bullshit right there.
dan friesen
I looked at stock records.
jordan holmes
I checked into the FCC.
Sure.
unidentified
I checked into the OPP.
dan friesen
That right there is a really strong indication that he's making stuff up.
Absolutely.
unidentified
When he throws, like, I looked into the SEC records about her campaign funding.
dan friesen
All right, buddy.
So, um...
This is all just part of a right-wing smear, trying to allege campaign finance violations on the part of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and her staff.
I don't pretend to know everything, and if in the next few months there are any indications that they did engage in illegal fundraising, that'll be a problem.
And I'll take that when that comes, when there's any proof of it.
It doesn't appear that they did from the information available.
So the issue at hand is that Saikat Chakabarti created a political action committee called Brand New Congress and one called Justice Democrats.
He also founded Brand New Campaign LLC.
What he was attempting to do, and he was very public about this, was he was trying to create a system where it would be possible to run candidates that don't have to spend all their time fundraising.
The political action committees would take in donations and recruit candidates to run for offices.
The PACs would send some of the money to the LLC, which would provide the services needed for these candidates to run and not have to worry about the elements of running for office that often keeps qualified candidates from even considering running.
This is a new fundraising model, so it raises some eyebrows, but their lawyers have vetted what they do and they insist that it's all complicated.
unidentified
Yeah, and in fact, I believe whenever they came up with the idea, they were...
jordan holmes
Utterly and completely public about, hey, this is our new thing that we're trying.
If there's a problem, we're letting you know way up front.
This is going to be a surprise that's going to come out two years later.
dan friesen
And it was very deeply vetted by their lawyers.
jordan holmes
We did it!
The same day we started it!
We told you!
dan friesen
Chocobardi appeared on the Rachel Maddow show to discuss this fundraising strategy on May 18, 2016.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
This is something they've been completely transparent about, and Ryan Grimm, the D.C. Bureau Chief of The Intercept, looked into it back in 2018 and found their practices were all above board, though they looked suspicious on some level.
But once you look into it, it's completely legit.
For at least a year now, Justice Democrats have had a post up on their website explaining how the process works, discussing the legal standards, and highlighting how the money is spent and where it goes, and why the system needs to be set up like that in order to follow.
Yeah.
unidentified
Oh, insanely so.
dan friesen
What happened is that Alex saw a sensational article in the Washington Times and didn't realize that it was just a smear based on something that got thoroughly debunked and explained a year ago.
This is sloppy shit.
But it demonstrates how desperate they are throwing all the spaghetti against the wall.
Trying anything to derail her ability to be on, especially the oversight committee.
That's a place where people on the right do not want someone like her.
jordan holmes
Oh no.
dan friesen
They do not want.
jordan holmes
Because you can't get her.
You can't take her down by these smears and shit like that.
Those aren't real.
You can't take her down.
And she's better than you.
dan friesen
And she's not beholden to the Democratic Party in a way that a lot of people who are long-time career politicians are.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And that is a dangerous variable on that committee.
In the same way Omar is as well.
Exactly.
jordan holmes
Which is part of the reason that the centrist Democrats are aligning so hard with the Republicans.
dan friesen
Or at least...
Teasing, aligning with them.
Or at least appearing to be inclined to align with them because it wrecks shop.
They have an ability.
jordan holmes
We have a whole thing.
dan friesen
Yeah, they have an ability in their capacity as being in the positions they're in to really screw things up for a lot of people who have coasted for a very long time.
And a lot of the stuff, as much as Alex likes to pretend that he's above the rigmarole and the bric-a-brac of politics, he's very beholden to a lot of those things because he defines himself as opposed to it.
If what is mainstream changes, what does he do?
How does he stay in opposition to the thing that is what mainstream culture turns into?
Yeah.
unidentified
Then he has to completely change his whole operation.
dan friesen
He doesn't want change any more than...
unidentified
Yeah, you hate the status quo.
jordan holmes
And that's your status quo.
So if the status quo changes, the status quo, you've made so much money off of hating for 20 years.
dan friesen
Your primary brand is against X. Yeah.
If X changes, you have to change to...
jordan holmes
That's hard.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
That's hard.
dan friesen
You might have to become Y. Yeah.
Or whatever.
jordan holmes
And he can't do that.
dan friesen
Can't.
So, Alex, it turns out, also, this is pretty good.
This is pretty good information.
He missed a production meeting before this March 5th episode.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
I don't think there ever were.
jordan holmes
Have they had it?
Yeah, I was going to say!
I think he's missed all of the production meetings ever!
dan friesen
That's the part that I find dubious about this.
But the way he describes his process in this next clip is so amazing.
Because it's one of those classic instances of someone trying to...
I'm hesitant to describe it this way, but it's when someone tries to take their vice and describe it as virtue, that kind of thing.
But it's not really vice, it's sloppiness.
He's just trying to describe it as what makes him good.
You'll see what I mean.
alex jones
And I just didn't get here for a production meeting this morning, so we'll have to move Faith to tomorrow if we don't have that.
It was the same story yesterday, and I do my producing now live on air.
We have the videos.
Can I get a printout on those things?
And I'm not bitching at the crew.
This is totally transparent television.
You wonder why you tune to CNN and it's the same report and the same talking points every show for like a week straight.
It's because corporate guys write up the agreement.
They check with other corporations.
They have a consensus.
And then they put it out.
And that's what they do over and over again.
So that's why it's so boring.
It's why it's so stale.
You know it's not spontaneous.
That's why I can go on Joe Rogan.
The first time it's the biggest podcast he ever does.
The second time it's the biggest podcast he ever does, breaking that previous record.
Because people are hungry for reality.
dan friesen
They love reality.
jordan holmes
So, the thing is, those other places do diligence.
dan friesen
Journalism.
jordan holmes
They vet things and they see if something is true.
dan friesen
They run sensational claims by lawyers before yelling about them.
jordan holmes
And I just say that all gay people should be lit on fire.
dan friesen
I just shoot from the hip and it's exciting.
Yeah, sure, Alex.
jordan holmes
And I've been sued multiple times for lies.
dan friesen
Currently being sued multiple times.
I don't know.
Also, I would say it's important that Alex says that his Rogan first appearance was the biggest of all time.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think that's accurate.
And then he's like, and now the second one is even bigger.
And that is true compared to his first one.
But neither of them are even half of the downloads on YouTube of Elon Musk's appearance.
jordan holmes
I don't care.
dan friesen
I don't either.
jordan holmes
I don't care.
I don't even want to mention that pettiness because his pettiness is insane.
And it's once again an example of him.
Clearly telegraphing that he used a man who thinks he's his friend.
unidentified
Totally.
jordan holmes
And he is not.
Joe, he is not your friend.
dan friesen
I have to call myself out, though, because I brought this up.
He does bring up that the Elon Musk episode did better than his first episode, but now this new episode is better than the Elon Musk episode.
It is not.
Alex has about 9 million downloads the last time I checked on YouTube of the new episode.
Elon Musk is over 20. I know.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
I know.
jordan holmes
I agree.
dan friesen
I did a little bit of research in preparing this episode, but it pales in comparison to the amount of research Alex has done to prepare this episode.
alex jones
I've got like seven or eight stacks of prepared research I did.
jordan holmes
Stacks on stacks?
alex jones
I did an hour of research on that stack.
I did 30 minutes of research on that stack.
I did probably 45 minutes of research on that stack.
I did hours of research on this stack previously and then currently.
dan friesen
I don't know what that means.
But also, if you have a stack of news...
jordan holmes
And you only do...
That's what I was about to say!
dan friesen
His stacks are like...
200 pages of articles.
Maybe 100 pages.
jordan holmes
That is a few days of research to make that even meaningful.
dan friesen
I would say in 30 minutes you're lucky if you read all of the stuff that's in that.
Let alone find the claims that are being presented in it.
Find other sources.
Find out who are the people cited in this story.
Get a grasp of the story.
I did 30 minutes on this stack of stories.
Go fuck yourself, Alex.
jordan holmes
That's not a brag.
That's an excuse you give to your teacher.
Like, I ran out of time, so I only had 30 minutes to prepare on this stack.
dan friesen
It sounds like a brag to his audience, because they've never looked into shit.
jordan holmes
Because they've never read.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So it sounds like, oh my god, he spent an hour on that stack.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
And I did a bunch of research on this stack.
And so I'm here.
And I'm not complaining.
I'm just telling you that...
That's why I don't talk in the hallways.
It's why I don't like these little dances and social network things.
jordan holmes
Wait, that's why he doesn't talk in the hallways?
That's why he doesn't talk in the hallways.
dan friesen
I completely forgot that that was where he went with it.
jordan holmes
What hallway?
dan friesen
Who is he talking to?
His audience or people who think he's an asshole at the job?
jordan holmes
Yeah, the people who work with him or who are like, that guy never talks to me in the hallways.
I said hi, but he was doing 30 minutes of research on 300 pages.
dan friesen
Why is this on the show?
He's clearly talking to someone who has complained to HR, his father.
Why doesn't Alex make eye contact with me ever?
He's busy doing research for 30 minutes.
He's just trying to make things right on air.
This is very weird.
alex jones
Things and little...
The thing that everybody does.
Yeah, it's too late for Adrenochrome.
Too late for Adrenochrome.
It's three and a half minutes.
It's three minutes, 22 seconds long.
But I like Adrenochrome because it's something people said didn't exist.
dan friesen
He's talking to the producers now who are in his ear.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, that must be what he's doing.
dan friesen
That are like, go to a video.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They're like, you're rambling.
This is nonsense.
Go to a video.
Do adrenochrome.
jordan holmes
It's too late for adrenochrome.
dan friesen
Right.
That has no context on the show.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, yeah, unless you're talking to a producer.
dan friesen
It's too late for...
It's only noon.
What are you talking about?
You could still do some adrenochrome?
Are you saying that you do adrenochrome?
jordan holmes
That's exactly what I'm saying, because the only way that it's not out of context is like...
I can't do a granite.
I can't do a granite.
Oh, my God.
I'm dying.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Adrenochrome.
Oh, man.
I got to get my house in order.
Got to do 30 minutes of research on my stack.
dan friesen
On your tongue.
Yeah.
So he has a...
I mean, he tried to play this on Rogan's show, too, but Rogan wouldn't let him because he had, like...
The beginning of the video is a clip from Fear and Loathing.
Where they talk about Adrenochrome.
Yeah.
And so, like, this is copyrighted material.
We're going to get in trouble if we play this.
It's just like 30 seconds.
Skip past it.
They won't let him play it.
And he's really proud of this video that talks about Adrenochrome and how all these elites are trying to harvest the fear of children in order to drink their blood.
Which again goes back to the blood libel.
Look into that if you want to know why that's bullshit.
And then take another step further past that.
Realize that Hunter S. Thompson wasn't writing real shit.
Take another step past that.
Go read some trip reports from people who have done adrenochrome.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And start to realize how really ineffective of a buzz it is.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
A lot of times, even when Hunter S. Thompson was doing real journalism, he wasn't writing real things that happened.
dan friesen
No, what was that on Fear and Loathing and the Campaign Trail 72?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Was that right?
Yeah.
He made up so much shit.
That whole thing where he was talking about Gary Hart being an Ibogaine addict.
jordan holmes
Just made it up straight.
Straight up bullshit!
dan friesen
She was talking about, like, sources have said that he's an Ibogatic.
Who's the source?
unidentified
It was me.
It was me.
jordan holmes
I just said it.
unidentified
I just made it up.
jordan holmes
I just said it.
I made it up.
dan friesen
Yeah.
He was a chaos kind of guy.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He was creating up bullshit.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so, like, the idea that Adrenochrome was something that he was aware existed and weaved into the mythology of the hyper...
Surrealistic version of Fear and Loathing makes complete sense.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
So, anyway, it's all bullshit.
But Alex doesn't have time for that video.
But they do play it later, and we're not going to listen to it because it's dog shit.
jordan holmes
No, are you sure it's not great, though?
dan friesen
It's not.
jordan holmes
Do you want to just watch Fear and Loathing?
dan friesen
Let's not.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I've seen it a few times, and that's plenty.
I haven't seen it in 20 years.
Not 20 years.
Been a long time.
jordan holmes
It has been a long time for me, too.
dan friesen
And I don't miss it.
jordan holmes
No, I'm fine without it.
I do like a good Benicio Del Toro.
dan friesen
Me too.
jordan holmes
I do like a good Benicio Del Toro.
dan friesen
Fine.
Let's go to...
What would you go to?
Usual Suspects?
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
He doesn't really get a chance to shine.
He doesn't make any sense in any part of that movie.
dan friesen
That's good Benicio.
jordan holmes
That is good Benicio.
dan friesen
Isn't he in Snatch?
jordan holmes
No, he's not in Snatch.
Why would he be in Snatch?
dan friesen
Everyone's in Snatch.
jordan holmes
Everybody is in Snatch.
That's true.
dan friesen
Why do I think he's in Snatch?
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
There's a poster that looks like the poster for Snatch that has Benicio Del Toro on it.
I'm not sure what it is.
jordan holmes
Just for anything?
dan friesen
There's some part of my memory that's...
That time that I worked at the movie theater, it's something that he was in.
The poster is very fucking close.
jordan holmes
God, now we're going to find out...
Now I'm going to find out that Benicio...
Wait, was he?
Was he one of the original heist guys who was wearing the...
unidentified
The Hasidic Jew outfits?
jordan holmes
He in Snatch?
Now I'm infuriated.
dan friesen
I'm going to have to look this up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this needs to be looked up.
If he's in Snatch, it's going to be the worst moment of my life.
dan friesen
I'm going to fucking dance on your face.
jordan holmes
So much dancing on my face.
I bet he's in Snatch.
Fine.
dan friesen
He's in traffic.
We know that.
jordan holmes
Snatch!
unidentified
Fuck you!
jordan holmes
No way!
He's in Snatch!
God damn it!
unidentified
Fuck you!
jordan holmes
He is!
That's why I remembered.
dan friesen
Frankie Fourfingers!
jordan holmes
Oh my god, he is in Snatch!
dan friesen
How dare you make me doubt myself!
jordan holmes
Fuck!
God damn it!
Cut that all out!
dan friesen
Not a chance.
jordan holmes
Hey, you know what?
dan friesen
Snatch was his next movie after Fear and Loathing, you son of a bitch!
jordan holmes
How dare you?
unidentified
I could have swore that he wasn't in Snatch.
jordan holmes
Sincerely.
God damn it.
dan friesen
Che.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he was in Che.
dan friesen
Wolfman.
jordan holmes
That was not a great one.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
I could have swore he wasn't in Snatch, and then I immediately remembered after I said it that he was.
I'm so sorry.
dan friesen
That was gaslighting.
That is gaslighting in action.
You made me think that there was another poster that I was thinking of.
jordan holmes
Cruel.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip...
jordan holmes
I was going to say, are we still doing the show?
dan friesen
No.
We're going to watch Snatch.
About two clips back, we heard Alex bring up the name Faith, and obviously you know that means that Faith Goldie is somehow in the mix.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
She comes on the show.
jordan holmes
Which is a horrible sign of things to come.
If Faith Goldie's in the mix, we're all in trouble.
dan friesen
Yeah, no one's doing great.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
She went to CPAC and harassed people, and that's kind of...
Alex is thrilled about that.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
So she comes on the show.
We're not going to listen to too much of her, but I will say that if you go back and you listen to her It's one of those things that I thought about pulling almost too many clips of her appearance, because she's speaking in a lot of code.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, it's real, real clear that there's anti-Semitic intent behind a lot of the things she's saying.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
But it would end up us being like, let's listen to 20 minutes of her interview.
I didn't think it was worth it.
I feel like we can take that as read, that she has sort of neo-Nazi leanings.
We've talked about that a ton before.
I think it's more interesting that this is how Alex decides to start their conversation.
A little bit inappropriately.
alex jones
I wanted to get you on because you're doing what's really, really important, Faith.
You are going after the shickening...
Oh, sorry.
The shickening...
Republican establishment or really just Democrats and the type of sabotage they're involved in and why this is happening.
You got so many big interviews on your Twitter right now with Michelle Malkin and you, which don't clash, two beautiful women together, two smart women.
No!
I'm married.
jordan holmes
I'm married.
alex jones
Please stop right now.
But tell us what's coming up and what you saw at CPAC.
dan friesen
So he's like, oh, I'm married.
I get that off.
I'm getting excited.
That sort of thing.
That's fucking gross.
That's inappropriate.
That's behavior unbecoming of someone who tries to pretend he's as serious as he is.
And to be fair, in that episode we talked about with Katie Hopkins where he gets real gross with her, she's very clearly trying to deflect that stuff.
Faith just moves forward.
She doesn't even seem to indicate that she heard him or cares.
So I'm not going to make a big deal out of this other than to say Alex's behavior.
Inappropriate as fuck.
jordan holmes
It's one of those things, again, where on the right wing, they're like, no, no, no, no!
We're totally good towards women!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Why is the Democratic Party trying to say that they're the party of women?
See, we've got these Republican women over here, and they're fucking gorgeous.
dan friesen
They're so, uh...
jordan holmes
They're beautiful.
unidentified
I love the women.
dan friesen
You turn into Don DeMello all of a sudden.
jordan holmes
Yeah, Don DeMello.
dan friesen
It's crazy.
jordan holmes
Maybe you get a little something for daddy.
dan friesen
What Alex is talking about there at the beginning is, again, the idea of how you shift Overton windows.
The idea that it's so important what you're doing, and that's going against the Republicans that aren't hard enough.
They aren't as super crazy as we want them to be.
They aren't hyper-nationalists.
We need the people who are sort of milquetoast on the fence to be forced into taking a position that they don't want to take.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
In order to save their bases.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And Faith, you are doing that and you're hot and people like it that you're doing it.
jordan holmes
Just like Jan Morgan.
dan friesen
Very exciting for him.
So, in this next clip, Alex talks about her time at CPAC.
And, actually, I'm not sure that she comes in on this clip too much because Alex just starts complaining about, this is wild.
He's trying to express in the same breath that he doesn't have a problem with people being gay.
But also that there's too many gay people in the GOP, which is hard.
jordan holmes
That's a fine line to walk, especially since that line doesn't exist and you're just a homophobe.
dan friesen
And we know that Alex Jones isn't good as sort of a tightrope walker.
jordan holmes
No, he's not a good tightrope.
dan friesen
But here is him trying.
alex jones
And some of our reporters as well.
Jake Lloyd, others, they go to CPAC.
So we're not here like, oh, we want to be at CPAC or, oh, we want to be you.
It's this once-a-year event.
All these candy-ass Republicans are really Democrats.
I mean, most of these guys, not against gay guys, but they're dating Democrat men.
And so they're all like, well, I'll tell how you bite your pillow if you don't help us do this.
So there's a huge homosexuality issue in the Republican Party.
What?
unidentified
And again, I'm a libertarian.
alex jones
I'm not judging people, but that's what this all is.
dan friesen
I don't understand what he's trying to present, because if you just take him at his words...
jordan holmes
Too many gays in the Republican Party.
dan friesen
Right, and they're dating Democrat men who are having sex, right?
And the Democratic dudes are blackmailing them with the idea that they're in a relationship.
jordan holmes
Is that how that works?
dan friesen
That's what he's expressing!
He's saying, I'll tell everyone how you bite the pillow so you guys come and be on our side on policy issues.
That's crazy.
jordan holmes
I thought it was that democracy was a sexually transmitted disease.
dan friesen
What he's trying to express is homosexual blackmail being done by intimate partners within...
Because he's not saying that they just hook up.
jordan holmes
He's saying they're dating.
No, they're in a committed relationship.
dan friesen
Well, maybe not committed.
jordan holmes
Well, that's fair.
dan friesen
Could be ethically non-monogamous.
jordan holmes
Hey, you know what?
dan friesen
Any of these things are possible.
jordan holmes
Let's not put labels on it.
dan friesen
Right.
Facebook, it's complicated.
That sort of thing.
But it's not just...
jordan holmes
It's blackmail.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Is that a Facebook status for a relationship?
unidentified
Only in D.C. It's crazy.
dan friesen
What he's trying to express is nuts on its face.
And then it's even more nuts that he's trying to say that, like, look, if you say you don't have a problem with, like, people being LGBT, but then you also say we have a gay problem in the GOP, those two things cannot exist in the same space.
jordan holmes
You can't even have that in the same sentence!
dan friesen
I actually do have a way that you can have that conversation.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But...
It's not the way Alex wants it.
jordan holmes
No.
How can we have that conversation?
dan friesen
Well, if we accept that there are a lot of gay people closeted in the GOP.
jordan holmes
Which I'm sure there are.
dan friesen
And them maintaining their cover of not being homosexual or being a part of the LGBT community, they have to make compromises in some way.
The issue isn't that they are LGBT, it's that...
They wouldn't be accepted were they to live publicly in the political sphere that they're in.
So the issue isn't there's a gay problem.
jordan holmes
There's a homophobia problem.
Exactly.
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I apologize that it keeps being gay because it is much bigger than that.
No, it's way bigger.
All sorts of gay, lesbian, across the board.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
All of it.
And so if Alex is talking about that, then his position on this would be totally different.
It would be...
We need to all be more accepting of people of different identities and sexual proclivities as opposed to being like, too many of these fucking GOP people are secretly fucking same-sex Democrats and getting blackmailed.
Fucking weird.
jordan holmes
That is such a weird thing to be like, okay, so our problem isn't that there are gay GOP people.
Our problem is that gay people in the GOP can be blackmailed by partners.
Because if they were out, we would not accept them in the GOP.
dan friesen
Right.
It doesn't seem like the blackmail is contingent on the GOP response.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
It seems like you're not, you're elucidating a larger problem that is, oh boy, you should let that one go.
dan friesen
Yeah, and thankfully he's talking to Faith Goldie, so she doesn't want to.
jordan holmes
So she's not going to just jump in and be like, yeah, too many gays.
Excuse me, logically, you're the bad guy here?
dan friesen
So, like I said, I listened to the entire interview, and I don't think there's much value in it.
And there are tons and tons of, like, veiled references to anti-Semitism.
Like, she's talking about, like, the problem is these worldwide folks.
You can call them the globalists, you can call them the neocons, and they just prattles off, like, characterizations of things that...
Well, may exist in some ways, are also code words and boogeymen that anti-Semites use in order to characterize the one-world government.
Right.
The protocols type narratives.
And so I kept this last one because it's how the interview ends.
And I think Faith, like, I think she, I think this makes it clear the sort of thing that she's saying.
faith goldy
We all have to do our part because if they just see a couple of leaders, they try to take us out.
But if our numbers keep on growing and we go to a grassroots, a truly grassroots revolution, which means to return to the old order, there's absolutely nothing that these demons and lizard people can do to shut us up.
alex jones
That's right.
And the old order is the new order of renaissance and humanity and everything that we've seen in the human ethos in the last 2,500 years.
dan friesen
These demon and lizard people.
Now, you really consider what you've got there.
You've got the demon, which is something that Alex, that's a very big part of his anti-Semitic tropes that he uses, and is classically...
Related.
You got lizard people.
That's fucking David Icke's characterization of the protocols.
The characters who he pretends are real in the protocols.
So what she's saying is that.
She doesn't fucking believe there's lizard people.
She's using that as code to be like...
We all know what we're talking about.
The demons and the lizard people.
Come on, guys!
jordan holmes
Yeah, the only way the criticism of Ileana Omar would be something that I would even be willing to entertain is if she tried to code it and be like, see, it's the lizards at APAC who are running everything.
And then I'd be like, ha-ha, now we know what's going on there.
dan friesen
Right.
Or if she didn't engage with criticism.
Like, if she bucked back and was defensive about the criticism, as opposed to trying to learn from good faith criticisms that come to her, then it would be a very different conversation that we could be having.
So, Jordan, in this next clip, I mentioned this earlier, Roger Stone has got that old gag order.
He has been talking some shit on Instagram.
jordan holmes
How is he not in jail?
dan friesen
Well, we're recording this on Wednesday, and he does have a hearing on Monday of next week.
I would say I think there's...
Maybe a 73% chance he goes to prison next week.
jordan holmes
I'm going to be so mad if he doesn't go to prison.
dan friesen
I'm not going to be mad.
I'll be surprised.
It'll be like, well, those Duke boys don't got out of a pickle once again.
jordan holmes
It will be like that, except for those Duke boys didn't fucking lobby for a goddamn dictator who's killing his citizens!
dan friesen
Well, it's like the Patton Oswalt bit about Bush.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, no, no.
I know.
How are they going to jump the General Lee over the Constitution?
dan friesen
So I told you already that Roger can't be on the War Room anymore.
And Alex is kind of pissed off about that.
And he talks about it in this next clip.
alex jones
And then there's the War Room with Owen Schroyer.
We can't have Roger Stone on.
He's totally gagged and can't even talk to me.
He sent me a text message saying he loves me.
That's basically the end of it this morning.
jordan holmes
Bye-bye.
Then he explained fisting to me.
alex jones
Into the lair of the goblins.
He said that too.
He said, I've now been taken over by goblins.
What a sad end.
jordan holmes
That is not a sad end.
dan friesen
I have made the point, I believe I've had private conversations with people through our group, and I think I've mentioned this to you too, that Alex is the...
Probably the primary beneficiary of Roger getting a gag order.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because now he gets to control Roger's narrative.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like entirely.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
The idea, okay, now he can't be on the show anymore.
He just texted me, said, I love you, man.
I love you.
I can't be on anymore.
And he's going in to fight the goblins or whatever.
He can now shape this exactly how he wants.
This is a win.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He doesn't have to deal with Roger trying to beg for donations on his show, which was a huge sticking point he was complaining about like a week or two ago.
And now he's like, yeah, I'm the only one who can tell my audience what Roger is saying.
How great is that?
jordan holmes
Roger has become his Mark Richards.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Roger has become the person that he can go to and say, oh, they didn't allow me to have a pencil in there, so I'm just going to tell you what he said.
dan friesen
As we all know, the pencil is a snake that can talk.
jordan holmes
What is a pencil but a snake that can talk?
unidentified
We all know that.
dan friesen
Yeah, it is totally the same thing.
He has now control of Roger's narrative moving forward.
And so he's lamenting the idea that he can't be on the war room anymore.
But even in that clip, I guarantee that Roger didn't fucking text him, I love you, I'm going to fight the goblins.
jordan holmes
Roger's never texted his wife that he loved her.
dan friesen
Roger texted, Alex, prepare to die, cocksucker.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
dan friesen
He's an asshole.
There's no way.
jordan holmes
They're gonna murder me and it's because you betrayed me.
Roger texted me that he loved me the other day.
dan friesen
Alex, you're not fighting hard enough for me.
I'm gonna get Travis Irvine to come up there and kick your ass.
jordan holmes
Alex, you're a fucking coward and I hope you go down with me and if I had enough information, I'd take you with me.
Roger texted me that he loved me the other day.
dan friesen
Alex, you son of a bitch, why won't you get on air and tell everyone that Randy Credico hijacked my Instagram like I've been trying to get out but I've been gagged.
unidentified
Get on it!
alex jones
Get on it!
dan friesen
That seems like Roger says he loves me.
What the fuck?
jordan holmes
That must be a real weird relationship.
dan friesen
But now Alex has complete control over it on a public-facing front, and that is awesome.
jordan holmes
That's a good power to have.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, now we get to the point of the show where Paul Joseph Watson shows up.
jordan holmes
Poor bastard.
dan friesen
On the 5th.
Oh, no, I don't give a shit.
Nah, fuck it.
unidentified
I hope he gets hit by a truck.
dan friesen
God, they spend a whole lot of time talking about how censored they are and how victimized they are.
It's very boring.
We won't listen to a ton of that.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It's real, real weak.
But this next clip illustrates so perfectly their relationship.
alex jones
That's the new breakaway civilization, where if you're a good globalist, you get technocracy connections.
paul joseph watson
Completely.
alex jones
By the way, I can't give you the details, Paul, but look at me right now.
I already knew this, so I basically bluffed people into admitting it.
People have access to everything we do.
Not just people that work for Google or YouTube or Facebook.
It's been given.
This is the army.
They've given the SJWs, all of them, NSA-level connections to everything we do.
dan friesen
So Alex is trying to present the idea that if you're a good globalist and you play along with the system and stuff like that, then you get inside stuff, Ahmad Rashad-style business about Alex's whole website.
You get all of it.
You get NSA-level stuff in there.
The only reason that I think that clip is interesting, because what they're talking about isn't, is that moment where Alex is like, I can't talk about any of this, but Paul, look at me.
I'm telling you something for real.
Like, that is, that's how, I've seen that moment play out between them way more than once.
jordan holmes
Paul, look at me.
We're not lying this time.
dan friesen
Paul, you are too default conversational, and you will sometimes say things that punch holes in the stories that I'm trying to tell.
Look at me.
I can't prove this.
But, here's what I'm about to say.
unidentified
Just say yes after this.
dan friesen
It's happened a number of times between the two of them, and I love it.
I love that dynamic.
Because it's, first of all, abusive.
But also, Paul Joseph Watson's been there for fucking ever, so he knows what he's doing.
jordan holmes
He should.
By now.
dan friesen
And he makes so much money.
Like, if you consider the salaries that we found for, like, Corsi.
Like, how much is Paul making?
It has to be more than fucking Corsi.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's at the very least.
dan friesen
It's sick money.
jordan holmes
It's at the very least enough to afford a flight to Austin.
dan friesen
It's sick money for what he does.
jordan holmes
And from our experience, a flight to Austin?
Pretty expensive, even from Chicago.
dan friesen
Let alone from old, jolly England.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
So, the two of them, like, you can tell even there.
He's talking about media censorship and how conservatives are under attack and all that bullshit.
unidentified
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
dan friesen
That takes up a large, large part of their interview.
jordan holmes
We're victims!
We're victims!
dan friesen
I find profoundly boring, and I don't want to talk about it, because I don't care.
I find the arguments unconvincing.
Most of the time it relies on anecdotal stories that you're telling about X person on Twitter or whatever, and I just don't care to track down...
A million different threads to help you prove your point if you refuse to be specific.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I just can't.
It's not interesting to me.
And even if everything they're saying is true, I'm still not convinced that I care.
Oh, I don't.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I don't.
dan friesen
I'm going to leave that all aside because Alex says some really fucked up things while Paul Joseph Watson is in studio, and Paul is totally fine with it.
The first one isn't all that fucked up, but it is ludicrous.
alex jones
And again, I'm not a porn guy, folks.
I'm sorry.
jordan holmes
Bullshit!
alex jones
Back when I was about 15 years old.
jordan holmes
Bullshit!
alex jones
And I watched Debbie Dead Dallas or New Wave Hookers.
I thought it was the best thing I ever saw.
But once I bit into the real thing and then you have a wife and you have children, it's about life.
It's about love.
dan friesen
See, he's not a porn guy.
Although he was caught with porn open on his phone.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself.
dan friesen
I understand, but that kind of matches with Alex's psychology.
It is a very arrested development kind of thing.
Where when you were younger, you would pretend, I don't look at porn.
jordan holmes
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who's saying I masturbate?
I don't masturbate.
unidentified
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
That's not something I do.
It's all about having sex for me.
I want the real thing.
I don't masturbate.
That's weak.
Fuck off.
dan friesen
Yeah, so Alex still embodies some of that, not realizing that it was a kind of memed story about the idea that he had porn on his phone that he accidentally revealed on air and all that stuff.
And then also, it's Debbie Does Dallas, not Debbie Did Dallas.
jordan holmes
Don't worry about it.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, we get back to the AOC narrative.
jordan holmes
Right!
She's evil!
dan friesen
Paul Joseph Watson.
jordan holmes
With all of her thoughts about people having healthcare.
dan friesen
Paul Joseph Watson is hanging and banging, and we get to Alex comparing what happened, or what he thinks is going on, with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and his main man, Dinesh D'Souza.
jordan holmes
Oh, goddammit!
dan friesen
And that's really fun for me, and I'll explain why on the other end of this clip.
alex jones
But see how my brain works, Paul, is Dinesh D'Souza had the number two documentary and the number three documentary in history, only Michael Moore above him.
And they were really upset about him going on the 2016 election.
And so they found out that he got a bunch of friends to give $23,000 that they said wasn't listed properly on federal forms.
So he went to jail for nine months.
And I've got the articles right here we can show TV viewers.
D'Souza pleads guilty in New York campaign finance case.
Now, we have AOC Alexandria Cortez.
With $18 million in a secret pack.
She was running two years ago when she claimed she was this bartender.
And millions of dollars, not just a million, several million to her that she never declared under taxes or anywhere else.
dan friesen
He's trying to conflate the idea of these Justice Democrats and the other PAC that have nothing to do necessarily with her but worked on her campaign in the alignment that we were talking about earlier.
So there's a few problems about what Alex is saying here about Dinesh D'Souza and Cortez and their similarities.
The first thing is that they did completely different things.
That's the first problem.
What Dinesh D'Souza did is explicitly a felony.
What AOC did was completely legal and wasn't something she did.
It was the brand new Congress and Justice Democrats.
So it's not even her.
Also, Alex is trying to say that they were worried about Dinesh D'Souza in the 2016 election, so they did this.
They put him in prison.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
That's absurd.
Since he was charged in May of 2014.
jordan holmes
In the 2016 election.
dan friesen
Before any of the primaries really got going.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
They knew he was coming.
They knew he was coming, Dan!
dan friesen
They had psychic powers, which Alex knows exists.
jordan holmes
He was down the pipeline.
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Also, this bears mentioning.
Dinesh D'Souza pled guilty because he knew that he could play the victim card in the court of public opinion.
But he could only play the role of the guy who committed a felony in a real court.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So he pled guilty in order to be like, well, alright, let's minimize whatever sentence I get.
These are completely different scenarios.
But Alex is right.
This is a demonstration of how his brain works.
Which is to say that it works poorly.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Hey, Paul, this is how my brain works.
I'm connecting things that are not related at all.
jordan holmes
It is the...
Conundrum that the Republican, not Republicans, the dumb fuck right faces with Trump.
Trump has committed campaign violations.
Trump has broken the Emoluments Clause.
Trump has committed all kinds of crimes that are well-documented and very obvious.
So for each one, they have to try and create a whatabout for.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So like this, okay, oh, so payments to Stormy Daniels, that's a campaign finance crime?
What about AOC?
You don't have any argument to that.
dan friesen
You're more right than you even know.
jordan holmes
I thought I knew I was right.
dan friesen
You might be even more right, though.
jordan holmes
I didn't know if I could be more right.
dan friesen
Because this LLC that was registered by Checker Birdie, it was registered in Delaware, which is a...
It's a pretty regular thing that businesses do, because Delaware has...
jordan holmes
Delaware has insanely low taxes, yeah.
dan friesen
Well, no, it's not even tax, necessarily.
It has, like, anti-transparency rules about LLCs that are set up there.
jordan holmes
Oh, I did not know that.
I know it was a huge financial crime state.
dan friesen
They're very welcoming to people who want to establish a business there.
jordan holmes
They're borderline the Swiss.
dan friesen
In some ways.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And so that whataboutism would be even better served if Alex knew what he was talking about, because then he could spend the argument that, like, hey, you know, Michael Cohen established an LLC in Delaware specifically in order to make those payments to Stormy Daniels.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
He could use that.
jordan holmes
That would work, except he would then have to even more make Cohen culpable.
But he's totally fine with that.
unidentified
You've got to avoid that.
dan friesen
He's already established a narrative where it's all Cohen and Trump is totally cool on this.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Fair.
dan friesen
So he could do that.
He's just bad at this.
jordan holmes
They're all just bad at it.
I read so many things where it's like, oh, did you guys know that AOC's campaign advisor was a millionaire?
She professes to...
And you're like...
Guys, you're pathetic.
dan friesen
If Alex actually went to production meetings and I was into them, he'd be doing a much better job.
That's what I would say.
jordan holmes
We've got to stop giving advice to him.
dan friesen
This next clip I only included because Alex does a Bernie Sanders impression and because I'm petty.
So let's get through it.
alex jones
Talk about the hypocrisy because commies and socialists never own a factory.
They never write a book.
They just steal money, Paul.
Like, like, Bernie Sanders.
unidentified
White people don't know what it's like to be poor.
alex jones
I drive $100,000 vehicles.
dan friesen
So he's doing that impression.
Point of order, Bernie Sanders has written at least three books.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Also, that's more Lenny from Of Mice and Men?
dan friesen
It's pretty close to his Bernie.
Paul Joseph Watson finally chimes in here.
We haven't heard a bunch of him, but he's there.
He's looming in the wings.
jordan holmes
Because I don't want to ever hear his voice?
dan friesen
It's interesting to hear him not over Skype, I'll tell you that.
unidentified
Oh, yeah?
dan friesen
Listening to this episode, like, whoa, his voice sounds like it's not over the phone.
But in this next clip, he thinks he has a gotcha moment about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
jordan holmes
God, they're so afraid of her.
dan friesen
It's not good if you just listen to it.
Because on its face, this is a bad refutation.
paul joseph watson
But there's another breaking scandal about AOC, which is a complete fake news story.
She's tweeted that Jerry Falwell said he basically wanted to kill all Muslims at CPAC and that this is President Trump's fault, Orange Man bad.
This comment from Falwell did not happen at CPAC.
You can see in the video this is not a CPAC.
jordan holmes
Wait, no, the argument is that Falwell said it, but he didn't say it at CPAC.
dan friesen
All right, Paul.
jordan holmes
That is not a good defense!
unidentified
Paul.
jordan holmes
That is not a good defense!
unidentified
Paul.
dan friesen
You are missing the forest for the trees.
And also...
jordan holmes
They said that Trump said the N-word over and over at CPAC, but that's not true.
He said it at my place a couple of weeks ago.
dan friesen
Right.
That's the same level of, like, denial.
Like, it wasn't at CPAC.
Fake news!
Like, okay, I understand.
And also, she didn't say, and no one did say, that Jerry Falwell Jr. was saying that it was good to shoot all Muslims.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
He was saying that if more people had concealed carry, you could stop those Muslims before they...
Did blank.
And then he fumbled over his words.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because there was even a recognition in the moment by him as he was speaking.
They're like, ah, fuck.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
That was a Freudian slip.
jordan holmes
Muslims are bad.
dan friesen
That was a Freudian slip on his part in some ways.
Because what he was trying to say, obviously, was terrorist.
Whatever.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But the reason that it came out of his mouth is because those words exist in the same part of his brain.
jordan holmes
Those are what he believes.
He just forgot to code it.
dan friesen
The criticisms that are being made about him are he's saying if more people had concealed carry guns, they could kill Muslims before they do shit.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And that is a part of, like...
What his autopilot brought him to say.
jordan holmes
Whoa, we need to censure Omar.
We need to censure her.
We gotta make sure that we put a good censure out her in Congress because we can't have any anti-Semitic kill all Muslims.
Thanks, dudes.
dan friesen
Good work, guys.
But it wasn't kill all Muslims.
That's the straw ban that Paul Joseph Watson's creating.
jordan holmes
No, of course.
dan friesen
Because that's easier for him to attack because it's not what anybody is saying that he said.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
But what he did say was fucked up.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Of course.
I mean, AOC did take it.
Look, she's got some egg on her face because it wasn't at CPAC.
jordan holmes
I don't care.
I don't care!
dan friesen
Mark Dice probably made a video about that laughing at how she said it was at CPAC.
jordan holmes
Great.
Oh, my God.
These people are so fucking stupid.
How do we lose?
It's because they don't care.
It's because they don't fucking care how stupid they are.
dan friesen
I think it's about money and societal momentum.
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, dude, here we go.
Yeah.
This is where everything turns.
Because Alex rarely has Paul Joseph Watson in studio.
He's got his boy.
They've been working together for a decade plus.
Like, they are buddies.
He calls him all the time and is like, Paul, I need you to get this article up because I can't write.
Just give me this article.
jordan holmes
Or read.
dan friesen
Right.
Anything.
They have had a codependent relationship forever.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so he's got his guy in studio.
And they spend, like I said, a lot of time talking about, like, we're victims, the media's censoring us, blah, blah, blah.
But I think they completely wasted the rest of the time that they have by doing a half an hour on an issue no one cares about.
They're wrong about.
And they just look like fucking idiots about.
Jordan, this is going to be gross.
paul joseph watson
But in terms of who's going to run for the Democrats, Michelle Obama's not going to run because she needs a physical test, and we know why she's not going to go through with that.
But Joe Biden, if you look at all the polls...
alex jones
Let's be serious.
She has the neck and face of a man.
She has huge shoulders.
It looks like she's got a summer sausage in her pants.
And we're not against trannies, but it does appear just like Obama was raised by a transsexual and is obsessed with it.
That Michelle Obama is Michael, which he's called in multiple speeches Michael.
paul joseph watson
I mean, I know several people who are very credible people, you know, involved in politics, and they believe exactly the same thing as you, Alex.
But we worked out yesterday she has an Infowars protein bar down there, so it's all being explained.
She's looking nuts, but it's not the nuts that you're thinking about.
alex jones
Well, but, you know, we make jokes about this.
I mean, she's a big old man.
And seriously, I'm a libertarian.
I don't hate somebody.
But, I mean, the fact that she's got, you know, Alabama black snake down in those pants is not a bad thing.
It's just that what weird psyop of the elites are they so obsessed with?
The first lady that's a man, the kids are adopted, and, I mean, that's true.
I mean, that's fake.
dan friesen
That's crazy.
I mean, because that's a conversation they're having.
And that's only the beginning.
They talk about this for maybe 15, 20 minutes, about Michelle Obama being a man.
It's real fucked up.
You're chewing something over right there.
You have a thought.
It's not a good thought.
You're very angry.
I'm just going to sit here and...
Vamp until you figure out how to put this into words.
jordan holmes
Words is a very generous way of putting what I'm thinking right now.
dan friesen
Well, it's because we've covered this a bunch of times.
jordan holmes
I would go with Primal Scream.
dan friesen
Well, Alex always plays this game where he's like, we were just joking around about Michelle Obama being a man.
But then he's like, but I'm actually very serious about this.
She is a man.
jordan holmes
I...
I just...
dan friesen
This is pathetic.
jordan holmes
I just can't accept that...
Because this is not something that's outside of regular thought.
This is not something that's outside of...
Not for everybody.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I mean, for this subsection of humanity, which we'll call, I don't know, Molochs.
dan friesen
Bad thinkers.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, I mean, this...
This is fucked up.
dan friesen
When I hear stuff like this, I just think, like, you have gotten so into the troll-y, meme-lord sort of world of the internet and, like, the parts of Reddit where Trump is super popular and that sort of thing that you have lost control of what you're even saying.
Because in the past, we've heard over and over again him waffle between, like...
Legit accusations that they're lying about Michelle Obama being a female.
And then being like, we were just joking around when people press him about it.
I don't like that he's now sort of reinvigorating this in 2019, but I also recognize that he's probably trying to troll people into covering him.
Like, that's the sort of defensive game that we have to play all the time now.
Because when he talks about these sneak attacks like going on Rogan, the sneak attacks are also him talking about stuff like this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because he's hoping people will cover him to give him more attention.
He needs that.
Left to his own devices, he's a man in the wilderness who is going to run out of supplies pretty fucking quick at this point.
But if he keeps playing games like this, keeps trying to do things to essentially troll people into keeping his name in the headlines...
He gets a little bit of, he gets some supply drops.
He gets some water.
He gets some really fucked up people who believe whatever dumb shit he's trolling the media with to donate to him.
Or whatever.
You know, like, that's the game he's playing.
And that's a possibility.
Other possibility is he just doesn't give a shit and he's having fun with his buddy.
And either way, it's not good.
jordan holmes
I find it to be so abhorrent and so pointless.
And they think it's funny, and it's not funny.
Like, just as a comedian, I am infuriated with you.
Because it's not, there's nothing even approximating a joke there.
dan friesen
But there's two levels there.
jordan holmes
And it's utterly racist, because it's utterly racist.
It is.
It is 100% racist.
It's, oh, Serena is so good because she's actually a man.
dan friesen
Those sorts of things.
jordan holmes
Like, go fuck yourself!
dan friesen
Those things were never applied to, like, Sharapova.
jordan holmes
No, absolutely not.
dan friesen
I guess she wasn't that great.
She was great.
No, Kornikova was the one who wasn't good.
jordan holmes
Kornikova, she was all right.
dan friesen
She was fine.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
She was a better media figure than a tennis player.
But my point is that those sorts of accusations are only levied against strong women of color.
unidentified
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Those sorts of things are only used to diminish their stature as people.
And it's so hard to unpack because it is an attack, but even calling it an attack is unfair because...
Right-thinking people don't think that were she to be trans, it would be a horrible negative thing.
But in that world, it is.
So it's racist.
It's just entirely bigoted.
It's fucked up.
I don't think either of us are triggered or anything like that.
It's just disappointing.
And the problem, what you were bringing up is...
jordan holmes
Disappointing is a massive understatement.
Massive understanding.
dan friesen
And what you were bringing up is also a problem because, or not what you're bringing up is a problem, but the sort of conversation about it is because there is a part of it that they're trying to be funny, and it's not funny.
There's no joke here, really.
But the other thing is that Alex keeps bringing it back.
I'm not joking.
This is true.
This is true.
Or whatever.
I believe this.
If the joke is that he keeps saying he believes it, and then there's no joke, I mean, it's an even worse joke.
jordan holmes
How many different ways...
dan friesen
Are the globalists a joke?
jordan holmes
How many different ways can you describe this as, like, first off, anything...
Actually, you know what?
That invalidates literally anything you have to say about anything.
If you ever talk about anything that the president says or does, or any criticism that the president gets, or any criticism that Melania gets, or any criticism at all, you have invalidated and you are worthless.
My reaction to this is so much similar to so many conversations we've had, where it's like, let's engage with the right and how they think.
There's nothing to engage with.
He's gone.
He is not to be involved.
Period.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, you have a lot of thoughts about this, and I agree with you.
I have a lot of thoughts.
jordan holmes
Furious, rage-filled thoughts?
dan friesen
I have a lot of thoughts as well, but it's interesting to me how Alex is super preoccupied not about this being some sort of a nefarious thing.
He's just preoccupied with the idea that Michelle Obama has a dick.
alex jones
By the way, I legitimately...
I'm allowed to think this, whether I'm right or wrong.
I mean, it's America.
I mean, Michelle Obama looks like a college linebacker.
And then we haven't shown the video.
Can you show her coming out of like, well, they drop their daughters off at school and she comes out and it's like, I mean, everybody's seeing, it's like, you know, it's banging around, it's bouncing around.
She's like having problems getting that water hose in line.
I mean, can we maybe find that and show that?
dan friesen
He's real interested on that level, which is weird.
jordan holmes
I'm not doing well, Dan.
dan friesen
No, I understand.
And I would say that this is a gross show, this episode of Alex on the 5th.
He starts by all this weird talk about porn and how they're teaching kids to fist in school and what have you.
And then towards the end of it, him and Paul Joseph Watson are having a bull session for like 20 minutes about this big swinging water hose.
Like, it's gross.
Like, from just a level of like doing a radio show, I would say this is gross.
unidentified
This is disgusting.
dan friesen
If I heard this sort of thing on any other radio show, I'd be like...
These people have kind of lost the thread a little bit.
But there's one more clip.
jordan holmes
You know what's crazy?
I was watching a video of Trump's press conference at, or no, whenever he talked at CPAC, nothing between his legs.
I think he is actually a Ken doll.
I don't think he has a penis.
I think it was removed.
By his cuck Nazi father, and I hope everybody knows that Trump does not have a dick.
dan friesen
Or it's possibly as a micropenis, or as Chicago comedian Adam Burke has explained to me, it's pronounced macropinous.
So in this next clip, we have one more from the fifth.
And that this to me is such a perfect distillation of how Alex deals with criticism.
He has people who are criticizing him and he thinks that they're fucking with him.
alex jones
My problem is the more they mess with me, the more I work and fight.
They think it's like making me weak.
It's the opposite.
It's pushed me towards a heart attack more like 20 hours a day.
They think it's like making me back down.
jordan holmes
It's the opposite.
paul joseph watson
Do they just expect you to give up?
Like, you're not going anywhere.
I literally don't know how to do anything else.
I wouldn't want to.
We're not going to go anywhere.
Nothing's going to happen.
alex jones
But imagine, they think we're like them, Paul.
They think, like, you attack me and I go away?
paul joseph watson
No.
alex jones
No, I dream about strangling you.
dan friesen
That's not good.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's not good.
dan friesen
Nope.
But that's how he deals with criticism.
Like, these abstract ideas or even concrete ideas about, like, your reporting's bad.
You fucked up on this.
You are putting people in danger.
You have caused harassment to tons of people who don't deserve that sort of attention because of your actions, because of the lack of...
Well, I mean, earlier you said you missed this production meeting and just do your editorial shit on air.
Because of that sort of sloppiness, that laziness, you have caused a mass amount of pain in people's lives.
Well, look, they're fucking with me.
That's fucking with me.
And when people fuck with me, I want to strangle them.
I dream of strangling them.
That's an insane way to deal with things.
We are done with the fifth.
And now, the sixth starts.
Wednesday, if you're nasty.
It starts, and Alex has a big announcement.
alex jones
Just a few minutes ago, before we went live, I got an emergency phone call from Tommy Robinson.
He's had leftist Antifa groups that obviously work for MI5, that's come out in internal videos and documents, encamped around his home threatening his family.
The police are staked out down the street with surveillance equipment, listening to everything happening in his house, desperately trying to set him up and send him back to prison for exposing the giant child kidnapping rings that have now been brought down.
To a great extent nationwide.
Tens of thousands of children freed in the last two years, thanks to Tommy Robinson, a living hero.
dan friesen
I thought yesterday on the show you were saying that the Muslims are the only ones who are great in the UK, and now Tommy Robinson, the guy who's made his entire career of demonizing Muslims, is a living hero.
He's like Moses.
I'm not sure really how to work this out.
jordan holmes
He's like Moses.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, I want to tell you about what this is about.
On the evening of March 4th, Tommy Robinson showed up at the house of a British journalist by the name of Mike Stuckberry.
I saw this unfolding on Twitter as Stuckberry tweeted about how scary the experience was for him, and his account of the story is backed up by police reports, at least one article in The Guardian, and Tommy Robinson's own live streams that he put out.
Mike had been doing some reporting on Tommy Robinson's habit of showing up at his critics' homes and live-streaming it in a clear attempt to intimidate them into silence, in addition to doxing them without ever really posting the critics' address because he's live-streaming showing up at their house.
Mike had been trying to get the ball rolling on a class-action lawsuit against Robinson for clear instances of him committing defamation.
So naturally, Tommy showed up at Mike's house around 10:15 p.m.
unidentified
back Just wanted to talk!
dan friesen
Just wanted to talk!
Mike claimed that there was banging on multiple doors and windows, which he took as a sign that it wasn't just Tommy there.
As this was happening, he began getting tons of messages on social media from accounts, very different accounts, saying things about how he'd wronged Tommy.
All stuff Mike has posted screenshots of.
Mike called the police, who arrived and talked to Tommy and told him to leave, which he did, only to return and bang on Mike's door again around 5 a.m.
Mike called the police again and filed another report.
Tommy Robinson is doing damage control on this because it's an absolutely clear case of what he did, which was illegal.
And Mike isn't afraid of him and gave the police audio and video of Tommy's harassment.
To be fair, he probably wouldn't have to give the police anything since Tommy's livestream had all the evidence necessary, including Tommy Robinson giving out Mike's full address and threatening to expose him and calling him a pedophile.
In order to save face, as all these monstrous assholes do, Tommy is now playing the victim card.
His stance on it is the only way...
He went over to this guy's house to broadcast his address and threaten him because it was in response to him receiving a legal letter at his house informing him that there was a libel action against him that was proceeding, which he thinks is exposing his family to people knowing where he lives and putting him in danger.
He didn't allege that Mike had anything to do with the letter being delivered, so I don't know why he thinks him showing up at this guy's house twice in a night is an appropriate self-defense.
That's an absurd response.
jordan holmes
Your Honor, I did not stalk that man.
I just showed up at his house multiple times in the middle of the night without his consent and screamed at him and knocked on his doors and windows.
I don't understand how you could possibly view that as anything other than love.
dan friesen
And I gave out his address to everyone listening in my live streams.
jordan holmes
Oh, the people who I know, of course, are never, ever, ever violent or stupid or insane.
dan friesen
What this all boils down to is that Tommy Robinson slandered a 15-year-old Syrian child who was the victim of a bullying assault caught on video at a school in Huddersfield.
Because he can't accept any instances where non-white people get to be victims of something, he made videos claiming that the child in those videos had attacked three girls at the school previous to the video's beginning, something that he was in all likelihood just making up, and one of the girls' mother explicitly said was false.
Mike Stuckberry was part of a group that was raising funds to pay the legal costs to sue Tommy for his clear instance of slander against a child.
And Tommy knew he was fucked.
What do monsters do when they're backed into a corner?
They attack.
Or in this case, show up and harass you twice in one night and sick their fans on you.
Since the incident, Mike has received tons of messages on social media from Robinson's fans telling him they're on their way to his house.
People on Gab have circulated his address in far-right circles, even in Europe.
European far-right circles.
And Mike posted a video of coming home to find a note in his door that says, We'll be back, Mike.
But of course, Alex doesn't give a fuck.
He doesn't care that Tommy slandered an innocent 15-year-old child who was the victim of bullying that started all of this.
He doesn't care that Tommy absolutely harassed Mike Stuckberry in a criminal and actionable way, and Mike's being terrorized because of it.
No.
The story that Alex wants to tell is how everyone is oppressing poor Tommy Robinson.
Poor Tommy Robinson has to deal with these people who are surrounding his house.
I will say, the only version of this that I even fucking come close to believe in, because Alex plays a video of Tommy confronting people outside his house who he says are MI5 and they have recording equipment in the back of the car or whatever.
It's very inconclusive.
It's nonsensical.
It is not evidence of anything.
But, if they are police, they are there because what he did to this guy.
They are there because he, the other night, went over to this guy's house, the police came, talked him into leaving, and then five, six hours later, showed back up and banged on his door again.
And terrorized this guy.
When all he had done...
Is respond to the fact that Tommy had slandered a 15-year-old who was the victim of bullying and was like, we're sick of this shit.
Let's crowdfund the legal defense required for this person who wants to sue him to be able to do it.
It's monstrously pathetic.
And Alex is only interested in how Tommy is a victim.
It's fascinating.
unidentified
It is fascinating to me the...
jordan holmes
Wide variety of acceptable punishments that don't actually fit the reality of the crime.
Like, what fascinates me about this is that Tommy Robinson has done more damage to the world.
dan friesen
Or Steve Yaxley Lennon, as his name may be.
jordan holmes
Whichever.
Has done more damage to the world than any one murderer.
But if you murder somebody, you're going to spend your life in prison.
dan friesen
Oh, his rhetoric has absolutely led to so many assaults and probable murders.
jordan holmes
You are the instigator for so much violence and horror, and yet you're...
Technically protected.
dan friesen
And this is so much of the stuff that I wanted to bring into the conversation by Alex.
Well, I mean, Alex allowed me to by talking about the gang, the grooming gang stuff earlier in the episode.
When we talk about how all of this, like, Quilliam report that they put out was deeply flawed and didn't take into account things that fit their own diagnostic criteria just because they were white people.
They kind of ignored it from it.
Tommy Robinson is someone who has made an entire career out of antagonizing about the idea that Muslims are leading these rape and grooming gangs, and he's the only person who's willing to stand up against it.
That sort of thing.
Quilliam, by doing what they have done, gives Tommy cover for the Islamophobic and bigoted, xenophobic actions that he makes.
It exists in this whole continuum.
So Alex has gotten this message from Tommy, and that's not good, because Tommy's lying to him, and Alex has no critical instincts, and he's just going to be like, Tommy's fucking awesome.
But he can't get Tommy on the phone, because he's dealing with legal stuff.
And so we get to Alex trying to tell a news story.
alex jones
Dozens arrested for erecting anti-migrant Christian cross in Greece.
The cross is seen as hurtful to Muslims, and so no public crosses.
Germany, Sweden, and others have been ordering churches to remove, in some cases, thousand-year-old crosses.
I'm not joking.
It's an Infowars.com article by Ben Warren with links to mainstream news saying it's a wonderful thing.
jordan holmes
Mainstream news.
dan friesen
The story Alex is talking about here, let's say he's getting it a little wrong.
Allow me to read to you from this story.
It was posted on Euronews.
Quote, Police arrested 35 Greek citizens and an Albanian man on charges of arbitrary occupation of public property and erecting an illegal construction.
The site on the cliffs of Apiea in Bietien, Lesbos' capital city, is on the grounds of the island's famed fortress and protected by archaeological law.
They weren't in trouble because it was a cross, and not even in trouble because they were making a gaudy, xenophobic monument.
They got arrested because of where they built it.
The exact same article talks about how a similar cross was erected in 2018, but it wasn't on protected land, so no one got arrested.
Alex's article on InfoWars is profoundly sloppy.
For one, the article mentions that this was a zoning issue, but it still presents it as if it was a migration cultural issue.
They bring that up in the article that they got arrested because it was on archaeological ground, like protected ground.
jordan holmes
It was because the ghost of Sappho killed six people that day.
dan friesen
Right.
I mean, it's like they bring that up in the article, but the entire thrust of the article is like, let's believe that that's...
Bullshit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's whitewashing.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
Nonsense.
Second, his article includes this line.
Quote, interestingly, the same Rocky Cliff is where a, quote, intercultural coexistence group tore down another cross last October because it was offensive to migrants passing through.
Their source for that story is a hyperlink to another Infowars story.
jordan holmes
Alright, well that's not a source.
dan friesen
The only source for that second Infowars story is an article in the Greek City Times that doesn't say that a, quote, intercultural coexistence group tore down the cross.
That is completely made up by Ben Warren, the writer of this Infowars article.
That article...
In the Greek City Times, as well as the recent one in the Euro News, only reports that a group called, quote, coexistence and communication in the Aegean had complained about the cross and requested it be taken down, and that a month later it was destroyed by vandals.
There's no indication that the coexistence group and the vandals are the same people.
That's a complete invention of Infowars and their editorial team.
jordan holmes
That's the level of, like...
This is sloppy.
Barbara Streisand donates $100,000 coming out of Senator Inhofe's mouth, and then 10 years later being like, and I'm going to reference that Barbara Streisand donated that.
It was you the whole time.
You're linking to your own fucking article?
dan friesen
Well, they do that all the time.
jordan holmes
That's pathetic.
dan friesen
Well, the original story was written by Paul Joseph Watson, the one about the last years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it linked to the Greek City Times article, which doesn't say that the coexistence group tore down that cross.
But they were able to muddy it enough through, like, you have to take two links to figure out any truth.
jordan holmes
Which you won't do.
dan friesen
No, but Ben Warren, the person who wrote the current Infowars article, is totally willing to just make the conjecture that this coexistence group tore down that cross.
He does say that explicitly in the article, and there is nothing in any of the Greek sources that in any way back that up, or even insinuate it, really.
InfoWars is really bad at their jobs, but I know that that is kind of the premise of our show, but I like these concrete examples that are just like, this is bad reporting.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
On an indisputable level.
Take all of your...
unidentified
Yeah, take all the politics, take all of that, take all of it out of that.
jordan holmes
That is literally just you being shitty at your job.
I don't even care what direction this is toward.
It's like, it's not even a right-left thing.
It's like, if it was a...
If it was a Project Camelot thing, we'd still be like...
dan friesen
You're just reporting something.
You don't have the right to report.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you're just...
dan friesen
Bad at it.
So, Jordan, earlier in this episode, we talked...
You accused me of teasing, and I was a little bit.
Because the idea of Paul Joseph Watson showing up in Austin is absurd.
It's crazy.
It doesn't happen all that often.
And it's very easy to excuse it as being...
Well, it's just CPAC.
And when I saw all of the people posting that Paul Joseph Watson was in studio, because some people in our group on Facebook had posted pictures of him in studio.
I thought, like, let's not get weird about this.
It's CPAC.
He was showing up there to be weird.
No big deal.
jordan holmes
Now it's time to get weird about this.
dan friesen
When I listened to the March 6th episode, I figured out I know exactly why he was there.
jordan holmes
Custody hearing.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
This is the end of InfoWars.
jordan holmes
Whoa!
dan friesen
This is a mic down clip.
alex jones
I really pushed you, I guess, eight, nine years ago to start your own Twitter, to start your own YouTube, to get out on air.
And I have encouraged you, just because of the way the world works, to go out and do more and actually do your own thing.
I know we tried to do some TV stuff in England, and that fell through trying to herd cats.
But very soon, you're going to be launching – Your own site, your own operation.
We're very excited about that.
And that's what successful operations do is they spawn new things.
And I think in time, you will also spawn apprentices as well.
And that your only hope is that they will grow up to be just as strong and successful as you've been or as I've been.
dan friesen
He had to make it about himself at the end.
jordan holmes
Oh, of course.
Good for him.
Good on him.
dan friesen
Paul Joseph Watson's going solo.
He's done.
He's out.
jordan holmes
That is bananas.
dan friesen
PJW's starting his own thing.
jordan holmes
This is the end of InfoWars.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Holy shit!
dan friesen
Well, I think it's a smart move on Paul's part, because Alex has already said, I might have to lay you off.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, absolutely.
dan friesen
Fucking start your own thing.
You don't need him.
You didn't need him for years.
So, Paul Joseph Watson is in basically to soft launch his own...
jordan holmes
The goodbye.
He's on his goodbye tour.
That's amazing.
Holy shit, Dan!
This is the end of InfoWars!
dan friesen
And so CPAC...
jordan holmes
Who's gonna read for him?
dan friesen
Him coming to CPAC was, I think, probably an excuse to come to do this in studio.
And then also...
Probably tie up some loose ends or whatever.
Because Paul is even saying, like he says on this episode, this is going to launch in the next two weeks.
Like, it's immediate.
I'm done with this.
I'm done with InfoWars.
jordan holmes
This is Dwayne Wade's Miami Heat last season, man.
He's doing the whole thing.
He's saying goodbye.
dan friesen
But that's a season.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's not a season.
dan friesen
I get it.
This is a weekend.
jordan holmes
This is the all-star weekend for him.
dan friesen
But if you're Paul Joseph Watson, you've been working for this guy for this long.
And you recognize the signs on the wall.
You see the writing on the wall.
You see, huh, it's bad to be tied to him.
His brand is all these old people.
There's no real engagement there.
People who are younger do like me.
Why am I still talking to him?
It's because of history, and he's doing lip service to Alex by showing up to do this last...
Hurrah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's getting the band together one last time.
That kind of goodbye.
And he's going back to fucking London.
And he is going to...
jordan holmes
And he's going to stay there.
dan friesen
You bet.
And he's going to create his own media empire.
He's talking about bringing in some other writers.
Love to see who he gets.
And I honestly...
jordan holmes
I think Jerome Corsi's available.
unidentified
He is.
dan friesen
He's a free agent.
jordan holmes
He's a free agent.
Roger Stone doesn't have a gag order in Britain.
dan friesen
That's true.
There's a lot of people at Infowars who are probably also looking to jump ship.
Probably get all of them.
jordan holmes
It would be a good idea.
dan friesen
He could completely poach the entire operation so fucking easily.
Including funders.
Like, the people who pay Alex's...
jordan holmes
Fucking including Alex if Alex didn't have an ego too big.
dan friesen
I think that this is the...
Like, I know that I maybe speak too loosely sometimes.
This is it.
Like, Alex is done.
jordan holmes
This really is it.
dan friesen
This is, like, losing Paul Joseph Watson is so crucially devastating to him.
jordan holmes
This is fucking momentous!
dan friesen
It's, like, I don't see how he exists in the future.
Because Paul Joseph Watson was really the only thing that tied him to a demographic that wasn't stodgy old people who are still mad about OKC.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, I don't know.
jordan holmes
And we don't have a black president anymore, so we can't jump on that.
dan friesen
Can't galvanize that shit.
I really don't see how his brand survives without the one person who kind of connected him to people under 50. I really don't understand.
I might be wrong.
My projections might be maybe more people like Caitlyn Bennett than I know.
But it's crazy.
jordan holmes
I don't know who she is, so the answer is probably not.
dan friesen
She was that Kent State gun girl.
Who now works at Time for Wars.
jordan holmes
Fuck off.
dan friesen
Right.
But to me, when I hear this, I'm like, this is a profoundly big thing.
And it also cheapens the fact that he's there for two days.
The first day, they've spent a lot of their time talking about how Michelle Obama has a dick.
Why did you waste that time with your guy knowing that the next day on air you were going to announce he's going solo?
He's done.
And they keep doing this thing where they're like, we'll still collaborate, which of course everyone does when they're breaking up.
jordan holmes
I don't like the idea of them claiming that Michelle has a dick being their, like, the end of Ocean's Eleven moment where they're all standing around the fucking fountain.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
Thinking that they're going to get back to it.
dan friesen
It's not that.
jordan holmes
Look at what we did together.
Now we're going to part ways.
I don't like that at all.
dan friesen
It's not that.
It's what Alex needed to do to try and not deal with the reality that Paul was leaving and that he had pushed Paul out.
He said repeatedly on air, we can't afford to pay his salary.
I might have to lay him off.
If you're Paul Joseph Watson, what are you going to do?
jordan holmes
Go away!
dan friesen
Fight for yourself.
Create your own thing.
You don't need him anymore.
You haven't needed him for years.
So do your own fucking thing.
And that will destroy Alex.
It's going to be a disaster.
I don't know what he's going to do.
jordan holmes
Man, that is...
unidentified
That is fucking heavy.
This is...
jordan holmes
This is heavy.
dan friesen
I told you that this episode would rock the foundations of the infer war.
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
You thought I was talking shit when I started this episode.
jordan holmes
Well, you've said that there have been a lot of things that would rock the foundation of the info war many times before.
dan friesen
Some of them have been accurate.
Some of them, I was joking.
This time, I was not.
jordan holmes
This is huge.
This is huge.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Holy shit.
dan friesen
Alex is fucked.
Because nobody he has on staff is even close to as popular or as good at propaganda as Paul Joseph Watson.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like, these people, the rest of the schlubs that he's got...
unidentified
It's...
dan friesen
God, can you imagine how pissed off he is?
jordan holmes
Is this the color of money?
Are we watching Paul Newman and Tom Cruise break up?
Is that what's happening right now?
Are they going to compete against each other in the near future?
dan friesen
No, I don't think so.
I think Paul is going to become the new, this-centric propaganda outlet.
And I think Alex is probably...
I think he's going to phase out.
jordan holmes
You think so?
I don't think Paul is going to, like, say what you want, but the hardline right-wing lunatics that Alex Quartz, not Quartz, Rose Quartz, Steven Universe, are not going to follow a British ponce.
It's just not going to happen.
dan friesen
I think they will.
jordan holmes
I don't think they will.
dan friesen
I disagree.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
This is going to be so fascinating.
dan friesen
I mean, who does Alex have as sources who wouldn't still fuck around with Paul?
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
But who in America is going to listen to just Paul?
dan friesen
I mean, there's tons of people who do.
He's very popular.
jordan holmes
I really don't believe that.
dan friesen
You're in denial about that.
jordan holmes
I really am in denial about that.
dan friesen
He's very popular.
jordan holmes
He can't be popular!
dan friesen
I know.
jordan holmes
He's the worst!
dan friesen
It seems very mysterious.
jordan holmes
He's awful!
dan friesen
I understand that.
His information is lacking.
His presentation is stilted and weird.
Frenetic, constant cuts in the camera.
It's very hard to watch.
unidentified
No, it's disorienting.
dan friesen
But there are tons of people who do like it.
Like, the idea that he won't be able to create something successful, I think, is foolish.
jordan holmes
I just don't see how this is the...
I don't see how Alex doesn't turn this into a professional wrestling match.
dan friesen
Nah, I don't think he can.
I think he knows he's vested.
He has created his own batter.
To some extent.
I can't stress enough how much this feels like the beginning of the end.
Like, I know that from just a completely analytical perspective, losing Paul Joseph Watson is a crucial blow to him.
But then he says this, and this really, to me, sounds like someone who's quitting.
alex jones
But I just want to say something about this broadcast.
For all the persecution and all the lies that get told about us.
I get to know listeners like you and viewers like you.
I get to meet you on the streets.
And I get to know people like Tommy Robinson.
He calls me up at midnight.
I call him at 6 a.m.
I get to know all these people.
I get to know the best journalists, the best fathers, the best activists.
I get to know the people that don't back down to censorship.
I get to know the Paul Watsons and the lower Loomers.
I get to know the...
Owen Schroyers and all this great crew, I get to know you.
I don't care about some stupid Hollywood meeting or being at a party that Brad Pitt's at.
That's empty and nothing.
But man, I get to talk to Tommy Robinson.
See?
dan friesen
That to me sounds like someone doing their last off-brand late-night show.
Someone who's doing the...
Hey, look.
Look, everything has been really tough, and this sucks in a lot of ways.
People are really mad at me, but it's all been worth it because I've got to meet you.
And we know that Alex doesn't think that he fucking hates his fans.
He runs away from them on the streets.
jordan holmes
That's crazy.
dan friesen
That's disingenuous in so many ways.
And the idea of, like, I know the best journalists.
Laura Loomer.
Like, that sort of shit.
Like, it's all so insincere.
But what's behind it, the feeling of it, is I'm done.
And maybe it's because, I think, if I had to guess.
jordan holmes
That's not even like, I am going to fight for Jeopardy even through stage 4 pancreatic cancer.
dan friesen
That video is amazing.
That Alex Trebek video is so amazing.
jordan holmes
Trebek is...
dan friesen
The ability to make that joke is so...
That's clutch.
Yeah.
The idea that he came in...
If you haven't seen the video, go watch it.
But Alex Trebek came in and he was like...
I don't want anybody else to tell you this news.
I believe in the connection that we have with each other, and I don't want to hide anything.
I am dealing with stage four cancer that kills most people.
I'm going to fight that, and I'm going to win.
And then he makes the joke, I have to, because I have three years left on my contract.
jordan holmes
He's so good.
dan friesen
That's amazing.
jordan holmes
So good.
dan friesen
Deadpanned.
Yep.
jordan holmes
Everything you wanted Trebek to ever be, like, You thought you knew him from the game show, but you know there's always that distance.
But in this personal video, you're like, you are what I've always believed you.
dan friesen
It's so validating of the struggle that he's in, the humanity, the humor of it is just so great.
This is the reverse.
Because Alex isn't dealing with anything other than his own consequences.
jordan holmes
In America, we don't deserve Trebeks.
We deserve Alex Joneses.
That's who we deserve.
dan friesen
We're grateful for our Trebeks.
But he's dealing with the same existential crisis, but with less class and with less aplomb.
And less reason to have an existential crisis.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because...
The outlook does not look good for Tebek.
And also, I mean, I guess legally the outlook doesn't look good for Alex.
But the reality is, like, I think, when I look at this, I think that Alex made a crucial mistake.
I mean, obviously...
Three, four years ago, talking to Roger Stone.
That was a big mistake, and we've seen that play out.
jordan holmes
I think every human being who's ever talked to Roger Stone later on found out it was a mistake.
dan friesen
But I think a lot of people have been able to skirt the real consequences of it in ways that Alex has not.
He gave Roger way too much control over his editorial process and the entire operation.
But I think Alex fucked up when he included Paul in the people I could lose.
Like, when he had those conversations on air and was talking about, like, we're losing money, we need you guys to donate, I'm gonna lay off Roger and Paul.
Like, that sort of thing is the only excuse someone like Paul needs.
He's been waiting for for years to be like, I don't need your dumb anchor to be attached to me.
I'm not banned from Twitter.
I'm not banned from social media.
I've been, like, I'm just loyal to you.
You've given me an excuse to start my own operation.
So now he does.
And that...
Paul Joseph Watson leaving hurts Alex in a way that no ban, no censorship ever could.
Because it takes away the only competent player in his operation.
There are other people who can do, like...
I don't know.
Shitty reporting.
Wrestling's on my mind.
So, like, there's other people who can do, like, two-star matches.
Or whatever.
They can do fine.
You know, whatever.
Millie Weaver can distract people for 20 seconds or whatever.
But Paul Joseph Watson was the only guy who was coming in with, like, I understand the craft.
I understand propaganda.
I'm there.
I'm helping you.
You and I work in a symbiotic way.
And without him, he's completely fucked.
And I think when you hear stuff like that, when he's talking about, like...
It's so great.
I mean, how much I love doing this.
That's what I hear when I talk to people who quit stand-up.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
So much.
dan friesen
A lot of failure.
It was a lot of failure, but it was so worth it because...
That one show was really great.
Because I did this, I got to meet Eddie Pepitone.
That sort of thing.
jordan holmes
I did get to meet Eddie Pepitone.
dan friesen
I have too.
jordan holmes
He's great!
dan friesen
Of course.
jordan holmes
He's fantastic!
dan friesen
I'm not saying he's not.
jordan holmes
I'm not going to cry.
dan friesen
Bad example that I used, but it is...
jordan holmes
I know, no, it's just fun.
dan friesen
It's because he was accessible at the festival.
jordan holmes
I know, he's fun.
dan friesen
He's very there.
He's around and also a very nice person.
jordan holmes
He's a great guy.
dan friesen
So everyone has a story of meeting him.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But the point is, that's the story you get.
It's been years of hitting my head against a wall, but it was worth it for X, Y, or Z. I believe he wants to quit.
jordan holmes
I agree with you on 99% of what you're saying.
All I'm saying is that there will be one last ride.
And that is going to be the fight against his protege.
This is fucking...
paul joseph watson
Alex is smarter than that.
jordan holmes
This is Obi-Wan and Anakin.
This is the whole situation.
dan friesen
Alex is smarter than that.
jordan holmes
He's going to get taken down.
dan friesen
Nope.
He's smarter than that.
jordan holmes
He is not smarter than that.
dan friesen
It's not smarter, but he's crafty enough.
jordan holmes
I agree he's crafty enough.
I also think that he is incapable of avoiding his base inst...
Instincts which are to attack something that is a threat to him.
So even now, while we're talking about him allowing PJ Dubs to go, in three months, he doesn't have a fucking memory.
He doesn't have the capability.
Like when we talked about the Sandy Hook episode, in two days, he went from a victim of the Sandy Hook massacre to talk...
Talking to him to saying that the whole thing was staged.
dan friesen
The difference is that Alex knows what's up right now.
He knows what's up.
Like, in that circumstance, yes, it was quick and it moved fast and it was fucked up.
Alex knows exactly what's going on right now.
And it's something he's probably been trying to avert for a very long time, which is Paul wants to leave.
He now can't control that.
Paul is leaving.
He can't fight him.
I understand where you're coming from.
Alex is oppositional defiant as the day is long.
And he's self-sustaining.
He's always into preservation of my own position.
But if Paul, in his media operation that he starts, is still putting the same kind of toxic shit...
That Paul has been forever while he works with InfoWars and is more extreme, like, as he probably will be as he becomes like, I'll spread my wings.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
I think that Alex will recognize that as, that's an extension of me.
Isn't that awesome that it's doing really well?
He gets mad at people like Joe because Joe's just a friend of his.
The Joe Rogan experience isn't an offshoot of his podcast.
But whatever Paul does, Alex will be able to claim ownership of, if only in his own mind.
So I don't think he wants to fight that, as long as it's in line enough with stuff.
And Alex, I think he wants to quit.
I would too.
I think that he'll be able to maybe settle these lawsuits and whatever, and not be financially completely devastated.
Still walk away with a couple of...
Dozens of millions of dollars.
Liquidate whatever dumb shit he's bought.
Live a fucking great life with his wife and kids.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then Paul Joseph Watson keeps the fire?
jordan holmes
See, I agree with where you're coming from.
dan friesen
It all works out perfectly for him.
jordan holmes
I agree!
dan friesen
It is the riding off into the sunset.
jordan holmes
I agree!
I guess I just disagree in that I think Alex is a pathological lunatic.
To the point where I think if Rex started in Infowars2.com, Alex would try and destroy him.
Like, there's a certain amount of that of, like, I want you to succeed, but I don't want you to succeed as much as I do.
dan friesen
I mean, there will always probably be some petty jealousy.
There's no doubt about that.
jordan holmes
He's a petty motherfucker!
dan friesen
But I think he also is probably getting to the point where he recognizes he's not good at doing what he does anymore.
jordan holmes
Also, according to himself, he's dying.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But, I mean, whatever his physical stuff is, he's struggling.
He's not as good at his job as he once was.
And Paul Joseph Watson is a good 15, 20 years younger than him.
Like, let that guy carry the mantle of the...
jordan holmes
Paul Joseph Watson is like 21?
Paul Joseph Watson is like five years younger than Alex.
dan friesen
He's probably...
jordan holmes
How old is Alex?
Alex is not that much older.
dan friesen
He's 45. Yeah, there's no way that Paul Joseph Watson is 20. He's probably 30 if he's a day.
unidentified
I would say he's about 30. Paul Joseph Watson is younger than me?
dan friesen
Yeah, probably.
jordan holmes
Hell no.
No chance.
dan friesen
It's hard to say.
Yeah, I don't know.
He's early 30s at best.
But either way, he still looks better than Alex.
jordan holmes
Even if he was 55. Even if he was 55. Agreed.
I agree with that.
dan friesen
I would say what I was trying to express is that he has a lot more life in him than Alex.
unidentified
Yes, that's a way better way of putting it.
dan friesen
He is a spring chicken compared to Alex.
And so...
I just think that if you are someone who works from a rational perspective, even if you're a craven propagandist, there's two things.
One is, how do I maximize my profit?
I think Alex maximizes things by getting out and still getting a cut in some way.
Like trying to bully advertisers who may go to Paul through Alex into him getting a cut or something like that.
Whatever arrangement.
Who knows what that would be.
Like that would be the best thing for Alex.
Gotta get out.
Or even if Paul Joseph Watson, whatever show he ends up creating, will probably be on the Genesis Communication Network and Alex will get a finder's fee for that.
Be a piece of the thing.
And then, if you consider that it's just a purely ideological thing, then Alex's smart move would be give up, let Paul take the mantle.
You have already mentored him as best you can.
He will fly with wings that you don't have.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's no downside to quitting now and letting Paul just, like, Right.
Other than ego.
jordan holmes
There we go!
I agree with every reason that you have stated.
I agree with everything that you have said.
I would even say if we were to talk to Alex, this is both of our advice to him.
I don't think he is capable of taking it.
Of taking it.
dan friesen
That last clip makes me think that he has been forced into taking it.
jordan holmes
You think so?
dan friesen
Yes.
So, anyway, we'll see what happens.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure, but we'll see.
I'm fascinated to see what happens.
But until we find out, we have a website.
jordan holmes
Do we have a website?
dan friesen
We do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes
Okay, but say you wanted to find us on a place where you couldn't find Alex Jones, like a social media site, like Twitter.
dan friesen
Any of them.
We're on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight.
jordan holmes
How about Facebook?
dan friesen
Yeah, we're there.
jordan holmes
Do we have a group on Facebook?
dan friesen
Alex can't, but we got one.
We're also on iTunes.
Alex isn't there.
jordan holmes
We are on iTunes.
Alex isn't there either.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
I think that brings us to where we need to be, and that's to say...
dan friesen
Paul Joseph Watson probably hasn't killed anybody.
jordan holmes
Wrong.
dan friesen
Benicio Del Toro also probably hasn't killed anybody.
Maybe he has.
jordan holmes
I bet he has.
dan friesen
Well, we can't prove it, but Alex technically probably has.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes
I love your work.
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