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#240: March 30-31, 2009

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see what they can learn about what Alex Jones was up to back in 2009. In this installment, the gents find Alex really mad that Obama planned to visit Queen Elizabeth, really mad that he has to let an old man tell limericks on his show to pay the bills, and really mad about Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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alex jones
11:58
d
dan friesen
54:16
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jordan holmes
17:14
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pastor david manning
00:02
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webster tarpley
00:17
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alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed we are.
alex jones
Dan?
jordan holmes
Dan?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What was the last Assassin's Creed game you played?
dan friesen
I think it was that one with the boats.
Pirates.
jordan holmes
The pirate one?
That's a great one.
dan friesen
I had that one and the one with American history on the Wii U. I only play Nintendo systems.
jordan holmes
You loved Assassin's Creed 3, right?
dan friesen
I did.
I got a lot of shit for that.
A lot of people were really against me.
I remember my friend Kevin Brody, comedian Kevin Brody, in particular, took me very harshly to task for liking that one.
Because apparently the story in that one is...
Looked at by cool kids as being the worst in the series or something.
But I thought it was great.
I loved homesteading.
I liked going around and killing animals, making my house.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
I love that.
jordan holmes
That's what everybody hated about that.
There was so much of that.
Really, I'm actually going to roleplay as a hunter for a long time.
dan friesen
Loved it.
I'm out of the mainstream.
jordan holmes
I saw in the group somebody posting about Odyssey, and I just finished it.
dan friesen
Yeah, I hear it's great.
jordan holmes
And it's fucking great.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, I love that style of game.
I could do with less murder in it, perhaps, but I like that style of game a lot, and I wish that I had a system, or I wish I wasn't so dedicated to Nintendo, but I am, and I'm never going to get away from that.
jordan holmes
It's what it's going to be.
dan friesen
But also, in the group, it was pointed out that we keep saying we drink novelty beverages and never...
Yeah!
It's best that you don't know that, but now you do.
Anyway, this is a show where I know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
And I only know what you tell me about Alex.
dan friesen
And that is the fun.
jordan holmes
Indeed.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we're in the past.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's right.
dan friesen
We're in March 2009, March 31st and 30th.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
That's not how most people would say that.
No.
30th and 31st.
jordan holmes
Most people would remember that there are 31 days in March, and I had a hard time when you said it.
dan friesen
I don't remember any of that.
I know that rhyme that people use to have the days in months.
I've never...
I've been able to remember that.
jordan holmes
I think the one is the Knuckles, right?
unidentified
Maybe.
jordan holmes
Where it's like January, February.
Don't even.
dan friesen
Look, I know February's got 28 most of the time.
October has 31. I know that because of Halloween.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
December's got 31. I know that because of New Year's.
jordan holmes
I thought it was because of Christmas.
dan friesen
Nope.
Then it would be 25 days.
That is not correct.
The rest, crapshoot.
jordan holmes
Could be anything.
dan friesen
My birthday's in April.
I have no idea how many days are in April.
jordan holmes
I know August has 31 because of that fucking guy, Augustus.
He had to have 31. Is that right?
No, I don't think so.
dan friesen
Okay.
I was willing to believe you.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, March does have 31. There we go.
And we're going over the 30th and the 31st today.
But before we get to that, I'd like to take a little time to say thank you to some people who probably know how many days there are in a month because they're real cool.
jordan holmes
That's a great transition right there.
dan friesen
Thanks.
Some new donors, people who have joined up with the show, would like to say thank you.
First of all, Chris, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Chris.
dan friesen
Also, I'd like to say thank you to Joe.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Joe.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Joe.
dan friesen
Also, Matthew.
Thank you.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
You know what?
Some days we get soda spiders and anime waifus, and some days we get Chris, Joe, and Matthew.
And we still appreciate it all the same.
jordan holmes
We didn't even have like a last initial on that.
Everybody today is Cher.
Essentially.
One name only.
dan friesen
Yeah, sure.
And then, finally, I'd like to say thank you to somebody who came in, donated on a little bit of an elevated level.
We appreciate it oh so very much.
So, Dominic, you are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
alex jones
Daddy Shark.
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
He's a loser little titty baby.
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ!
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Dominic.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Dominic.
dan friesen
If you out there are listening and you're thinking, I like this show, I'd like to support what these fellows do, you can go to our website, knowledgefight.com, click that button that says support the show, and we would appreciate it.
Absolutely.
So, down to business.
jordan holmes
Are we?
dan friesen
Jordan, today, this is a crazy little couple days in Alex's life.
unidentified
Yeah?
dan friesen
John Birch Society president McManus come in and Alex waffle on some of his positions in front of him, kowtowing, as it were.
jordan holmes
Showing his belly, as you would.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
And then the next day, him launching pretty hard into a go-fuck-yourself-Glenbeck kind of thing.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So I kind of expected those themes to continue, and it doesn't at all.
jordan holmes
As always, it's just dropped.
dan friesen
No, he jumps into a completely new narrative.
A couple of completely new narratives.
One of them, at least, is very interesting, and some other ones are not so interesting at all, and the first one is one of those not-so-interesting ones.
It turns out, you know how in 2017, Paul Joseph Watson and Alex got really into calling people soy boys?
jordan holmes
I do remember that.
dan friesen
Everybody was like, hey, you guys are mad at soy.
Turns out Alex has been mad at soy for a decade.
alex jones
We also have a lady who has an organization that tracks the abuse of prisoners in jails, but not just the physical abuse, but the medical abuse, and also how some of their diets consist of close to 60-70% of soy filled with estrogen, and the health problems the men are having are just absolutely off the chart.
Of course, most of the school children are eating close to half soy.
So that's one reason the boys are so effeminate.
And it just so happens the plastic that we drink out of, the most popular plastic, leaches estrogen.
So it hyper-feminizes the girls going into puberty now at age 3. Sure, what?
14, then 10, then 9, then 8, now 7, now hundreds of thousands in the West in age 3 to 4. No.
dan friesen
That is absurd.
unidentified
What?
jordan holmes
What mysteries of science would it take to get puberty to happen at three?
dan friesen
Well, what he's talking about is sort of pre-pubital indicators and stuff like that, like adipose tissue growing in breast areas, stuff like that.
And most scientists that I've heard write about it, they link that much more to obesity.
And, like, people being more overweight now.
But in terms of, like, the hormonal aspects of it, like the menses and stuff like that, that hasn't gone down significantly since...
The 1200s?
It's not three.
jordan holmes
I thought it was going higher in age, right?
dan friesen
I'm not sure.
I'm not fully up on the science, so I feel like I would be in the wrong to talk about it.
But I do know that what he's talking about clearly has to be just this idea of pre-pubital indicators and stuff like that, which is, as you said.
Most likely a function of obesity.
jordan holmes
It is also probably because we are all eating soybeans that have been injected with estrogen.
unidentified
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
I assume that's what he's talking about.
dan friesen
Soy boys.
jordan holmes
Soy boys.
dan friesen
Well, soy ladies at this point.
That's more what he's complaining about.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
It's wild that that's there back then.
jordan holmes
What is it about soy that these people hate so much?
dan friesen
Well, I think it's probably that it's being pitched as a replacement for meat, and a lot of the people who have financial interest in the world are big farms and stuff like that.
People who have large kill operations going.
Big beef.
They probably have a lot of financial tendrils out there in the same way that the coal and gas industry do.
I think it's probably very similar.
Demonizing soy is a way of attacking the idea of going vegetarian.
jordan holmes
Right.
People absolutely hate doing anything to stop climate change.
It's a despicable act.
dan friesen
And that might be their primary...
their meat operations.
Right.
unidentified
Which, unfortunately, has the byproduct also of being a very polluting industry and that Right.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
I think it would be not too far of a leap to make that argument.
dan friesen
The reason that, you know, I don't know if it's why Alex does, but I think a lot of the soy beans...
Soy hatred.
I almost said soy beef.
A lot of the soy hatred that you see probably traces back to some sort of agribusiness money that comes in through lobbying and stuff like that.
I would assume.
Anyway, in this next clip, what we see here is that Alex is not off the mandatory service bill.
He's still on that narrative, even though it has passed both the Senate and the House.
And at this point, all of the language that he was concerned about has been stripped out of the bill.
It doesn't exist as Alex is presenting it.
But he is now declaring it dead.
But the danger is not gone.
alex jones
And so you can go to the bill, and we're going to give you the subsection right now to read this.
We need to put pressure on him again.
To have them pull it out yet again.
jordan holmes
Again.
dan friesen
There's a new bill.
jordan holmes
There's a new bill.
With the same language?
alex jones
And it will continue to introduce bills.
We'll have to fight and fight and fight and fight.
And then if they pass the draft, the mandatory takeover of society, indentured servitude, slavery, bondage, serfdom, feudalism.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
alex jones
If they're able to do this, we need to then fight its implementation and say no, no, no.
And that's where civil disobedience comes in.
Mandatory service bill lives on.
It seemed like a victory of sorts.
Last week, the Senate approved a bill to radically expand the AmeriCorps program.
The bill initially contained language that proposed a study for mandatory service for all young people in the United States.
And it listed a bunch of other stuff, too.
But this language was removed as the bill moved through the Senate and did not appear in the final version.
dan friesen
No, the House.
alex jones
Well, it's back.
The language was stripped from one bill, but it suddenly appeared in another.
It is now contained in H.R. 1-4-4-4.
H.R. 1-4-4-4.
dan friesen
So this is just Alex reading from an InfoWars article, and so obviously the details are going to be murky on it.
It's not going to be...
So, of course, the language was taken out as it went through the Senate.
That's not true.
It was taken out when it went through the House.
That language was never there in the Senate version of the bill.
So that's number one.
They're fucking up the timeline of it entirely in order to present their version of it that is massive resistance against this got that language taken out when the language was already taken out by the time that Alex's false resistance ever got involved.
Now, H.R. 144 is the bill that Alex is talking about here.
It was introduced on March 11, 2009, a good 20 days before this episode we're listening to here, and just two days after the original mandatory service bill Alex is making shit up about was introduced.
From what I can tell, it looks like the reason for this was that the language in the original bill, H.R. 1388, about setting up a commission to explore the reasons for languishing volunteerism in America, was already in process of being taken out of that original bill.
So it was being introduced separately to remove that sticking point from H.R. 1388, which would allow it to pass the House easy.
That same day, March 11th, H.R. 144 was introduced.
It was sent to committee where it died.
No action had been taken on the bill since its introduction, and it had zero momentum.
It had been dead in committee for 20 days before Alex knew it existed, and it had been dead in committee for a week by the time H.R. 138 See, now that is his...
jordan holmes
Brilliant move.
Remember, on our last episode, whenever he started crying, immediately following, finding out that it's not going anywhere, and I postulated that his tears were because he couldn't use it as a propaganda tool anymore.
dan friesen
But now he gets fresh new life.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
So now he's like, it looked like a victory, but now I can lie about a bill that you won't look into, that nobody's looking into, because it's fucking gone!
dan friesen
And as long as it's in committee, you can have, like, it's...
It's Schrodinger's bill.
It could be passed tomorrow.
unidentified
It could be.
dan friesen
It won't be.
Alex is way off on all the details of this, but he's also profoundly late to the party.
If you had any decent staff, they would have been covering this on the March 11th episode of this show, not the fucking March 31st episode.
This is nonsense.
This is sloppy.
jordan holmes
Better late than never.
dan friesen
I guess.
jordan holmes
You gotta get to it.
dan friesen
In this case, no.
jordan holmes
Strike when the iron is really, really cold and in the past.
dan friesen
Because that's how you know you're a good smith.
jordan holmes
Hell yeah!
dan friesen
Any fucking blacksmith can make a sword out of a hot piece of iron.
You make one out of a cold one?
jordan holmes
Oh man, if you can bend that cold piece of iron and fucking mold it into a sword, put it back on itself and hammer it down, down, down.
dan friesen
It's all about the blacksmith, not the tools.
Does that track?
jordan holmes
I guess.
dan friesen
Felt good.
So I like this.
I like this piece because it is funny when you look at the historical framework of this and what he's doing, and he should know that.
I can't say that he does know it.
But based on how he presents himself as a journalist and a researcher and all this stuff, he should know damn well what's going on here.
They took that language out and put it in a separate bill, and that bill died.
That's what happened.
Because it was, to some extent, even controversial, not just in right-wing propaganda circles, but in the right-wing of Congress.
jordan holmes
Right, of course.
dan friesen
So that would have ended up probably being, it would make it much more difficult for H.R. 1388 to pass, which everyone was in favor of.
You take that language out, now the bill passes.
jordan holmes
That's great.
dan friesen
So now the part that people disagreed on fucking dies in committee.
That happens all the time.
This is very standard Congress stuff.
jordan holmes
I think it's always important to note that we can neither confirm nor deny that Alex knows anything.
dan friesen
That is true.
jordan holmes
You know, I have no idea.
He should know this.
Does he know it?
I don't know.
dan friesen
You're right.
We only have our expectations of what a human should know to go on.
And those might be faulty.
jordan holmes
He's throwing those out of the water.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Speaking of which, here's another thing that he absolutely should know, but he's contradicting.
This one is crazy.
alex jones
Here's one out of the London Telegraph.
Gotta love this.
dan friesen
Gotta.
alex jones
Ahead of the G20 coming up in a few days.
He's got a first go as the first sitting president for an audience.
And so he can curtsy, bow.
And people that were doubting he would do this, here's one in Telegraph, Barack Obama's team prepare etiquette and gifts for president's meeting with the creature known as Queen Elizabeth.
unidentified
I didn't say that.
alex jones
Barack Obama's team prepare etiquette and gifts for president's meeting with the queen.
Disgusting queen, hereditary ruler.
I mean, how disgusting is this?
dan friesen
Pretty disgusting.
jordan holmes
I guess?
dan friesen
So, Alex in that clip said he's the first sitting president to go meet with the queen.
jordan holmes
That doesn't track ever?
dan friesen
At age 25, before she was made queen, Elizabeth met with President Harry Truman, acting as a proxy for her father, King George VI, who was severely ill at the time.
In 1957, now is the queen, Elizabeth came to the United States, where she met with Dwight D. Eisenhower.
She was in attendance for a state dinner, and even met with former President Hoover at the Waldorf Astoria.
In 1959, Eisenhower would visit Balmoral and visit with Elizabeth again on her turf.
In 1961, JFK and...
Jackie visited London, where they met with Elizabeth and attended a lavish state dinner at Buckingham Palace.
In 1969, she met with Richard Nixon, although she had already met with him in 1957 when he was Eisenhower's vice president.
In 1976, Elizabeth was invited to a grand celebration just after the bicentennial to commemorate the continuing friendship between the United States and the UK.
She was invited by Gerald Ford, and there are even famous pictures of the two of them dancing together.
Ford even said to her, quote, the U.S. has never forgotten its British heritage.
In 1977, she hosted Jimmy Carter at Buckingham Palace, where he famously made the inappropriate gesture of kissing the queen on the lips.
Much to the queen and everyone's disapproval.
That was an international scandal.
jordan holmes
Best move of Jimmy Carter's career.
Guaranteed.
dan friesen
Everyone was...
That was like, why did you do that?
jordan holmes
Hilarious.
I love that.
dan friesen
In 1982, Reagan visited the Queen at Windsor Castle and became the first president to stay the night there.
He would return to visit the Queen in the UK three more times during his tenure in office.
In 1989, George H.W. Bush met with Elizabeth in London, and she visited him here in 1991.
In 1994, Bill Clinton went to the UK and met with the Queen.
George W. Bush met with Elizabeth in 2001, and in 2003, he was the first president to visit on what was technically a state visit to the Queen.
The specific definition is hard to nail down.
But it has something to do with pageantry and having to consult Tony Blair about the visit in addition to the Queen.
jordan holmes
That's the worst thing that you can do.
Having to consult with Tony Blair is the worst sentence that you can imagine.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So when the Obamas visited in 2009, the world was scandalized when Michelle hugged Elizabeth, which is less egregious than Carter's behavior.
jordan holmes
Oh, still great.
dan friesen
But still might have been against royal protocol, which is really weird.
There's this whole thing about you can't initiate contact with...
The Queen.
Even to shake her hand, she has to initiate that contact.
jordan holmes
I know, but doesn't that make it...
Shouldn't Alex be, like, the most happy about Michelle hugging the Queen?
Isn't that the ultimate act of American disobedience?
dan friesen
Maybe he will be once it...
He won't be.
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
dan friesen
Yeah, I could see that argument.
jordan holmes
So what you're saying is that literally every president...
dan friesen
Not literally!
jordan holmes
Well, Nixon.
dan friesen
No, Nixon met with her twice.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's right.
dan friesen
As vice president under Eisenhower and as president.
jordan holmes
That's right.
dan friesen
The only president not to meet with the Queen during the years that she has been alive and on the throne is LBJ.
He is the only president, and most likely that is only because of schedules and because of the Vietnam War.
He's the only president.
All of those people pretty much have gone, with very few exceptions, have gone and visited the Queen in the UK and hosted her here.
It's crazy.
So he's also talking about bowing to her because he's trying to make this seem like some sort of real scandalous thing.
unidentified
Can't imagine.
dan friesen
So as to the question of bowing, I would like to say, who gives a shit?
There's this interesting story out of George H.W. Bush's presidency that shows how stupid this fake outrage is.
Very soon after he was inaugurated, Bush went to Japan to attend the funeral of Emperor Hirohito.
It was a very complicated situation since Hirohito had been the leader during World War II and Bush was a veteran of that war.
His plane was even shot down during the war.
In effect, he was attending the funeral of his enemy's leader.
But now he was the leader of our country and we weren't at war anymore.
It's a very complicated dynamic.
Bush attended that funeral, and when he was in line for the procession up to the casket, and he reached the casket, he bowed to the deceased emperor.
When he was asked about it, he made the point that it was a sign of respect and the world had changed, and the U.S. is now friends with Japan, and it's customary in Japanese culture, so he was showing respect to our now ally and friend.
After this, he was roundly criticized by the right for bowing to anyone because some piccadillos of conservative propaganda are evergreen.
It was bullshit and a cheap talking point to attack Bush back then for this, and it's bullshit and a cheap talking point for Alex now to use this to attack Obama.
Now, just for fun, when I was looking into this, I found a hilarious collection of pictures of Eisenhower bowing to people.
It's crazy.
He bowed to everybody.
He just like, there's pictures of him bowing to Pope John XXIII, to the wife of then Italian Prime Minister Giovanni Granchi, to Greek Orthodox Archbishop Icavos of New York, and once to Charles de Gaulle.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
Yeah, he bowed to everybody.
I wouldn't bow to de Gaulle.
Eisenhower loved bowing.
jordan holmes
I mean, I miss it!
Remember when a controversy was diplomatic politeness?
That's a controversy!
dan friesen
To Alex, that's not what this is.
jordan holmes
Trump jerked off on the Queen's face is the next fucking politeness we have.
dan friesen
No, with Trump, it was actually that he kept walking in front of her.
jordan holmes
That's right, that's right.
dan friesen
Couldn't keep pace with the Queen.
Which is very rude.
Is not done.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's...
Man, I'm a big fan.
I didn't know Carter kissed the queen on her lips.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
That's hilarious.
dan friesen
That's wild stuff.
jordan holmes
I love that.
dan friesen
Yeah, that was a huge breach.
jordan holmes
Although, at the same time, that is...
I don't know.
Hashtag me too now?
I don't know.
dan friesen
I mean, it's unwelcome.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I know that it's not a romantic kiss.
It's a kiss on the cheek European way.
But he went for the mouth.
jordan holmes
Did he miss?
dan friesen
I don't really know.
jordan holmes
Maybe he just missed.
He's Jimmy Carter.
He can miss.
dan friesen
I don't know, man.
It's a weird piece of sort of foreign relations history.
But my point about all this is that, first of all, almost every president, everyone except for LBJ, has gone and met with the Queen.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That is not a big deal.
They're one of our biggest allies.
And she's the presumptive head of the country.
jordan holmes
Even though it's imaginary.
dan friesen
Right.
It's still, let's have fun with this, or whatever.
So there's that.
There's that element that Alex is clearly just making bullshit up about.
And then with the bowing thing, it's complete nonsense, too.
He's just trying to score points.
His version of it would be that it's showing deference and giving up our sovereignty to a foreign leader or something like that, but it's not really.
jordan holmes
So is shaking hands, just being polite in any way, is the United States president as head of America should be walking around with his dick out slapping people in the face if he doesn't like them?
Is that what you really want?
dan friesen
More or less, I think Alex does.
jordan holmes
Isn't that kind of the idea that they have for what the American president...
dan friesen
Yeah.
And if you watch the video of Obama meeting the Queen, he doesn't bow.
He gives a little bit of a head nod.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Or whatever.
It's not at the shoulders, and it's definitely not at the waist.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
But there is a little bit of a...
Yeah!
unidentified
Hey, guess what?
jordan holmes
We're doing this.
dan friesen
I would say that what ends up happening is very close to, like, doffing your cap.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, it's that close in terms of, like, a polite greeting gesture of some sort.
It is not a scandal.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It is not bowing to the queen to show submission to the throne or something.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Which is what Alex would want it to be.
jordan holmes
That is kind of a suggestion, though, that his team did do a lot of research on etiquette.
unidentified
They always do.
jordan holmes
The American president shouldn't bow to that.
There were differing levels of bow that showed differing levels of respect.
dan friesen
And how people would interpret it.
unidentified
Exactly.
dan friesen
And what's an appropriate gift and stuff like that.
There is an entire department in the executive branch about that.
That keeps track of foreign cultures and stuff like that.
So when you go overseas and you meet with a foreign leader, you don't fucking embarrass yourself.
It's an important piece of diplomacy.
So there's no scandal here in terms of Obama's team telling him what's appropriate when you meet the queen.
He was a fucking state senator and then a senator.
He's not met a royal before, probably.
There's no reason to assume he's met a queen.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
I would have no idea how to handle myself without training.
If I were to meet a royal, I would cause a scandal.
jordan holmes
I'm going to go with fist bump.
dan friesen
Oh, absolutely.
jordan holmes
Would that do it?
dan friesen
That's what Michelle did.
Terrorist fist bump.
The fist bump of Obama.
jordan holmes
If we were doing a bracket, I would say that the final two...
Would be H.W. throwing up on the Japanese Prime Minister.
dan friesen
But that was Hirohito's son.
Oh, no, no, it wasn't the son.
No, it was the Prime Minister.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My bad.
jordan holmes
And Carter kissing the Queen.
Which are you going to go with?
Who wins?
dan friesen
I would say Carter, because at least with Bush, throwing up is almost always an involuntary thing.
Right.
Sure, you shouldn't have thrown up on the guy.
That part is kind of a...
But that's a panic choice kind of thing.
jordan holmes
It's a panic choice?
dan friesen
I think so.
I think it's like a pop!
This is happening.
jordan holmes
He could have thrown up anywhere.
dan friesen
Sure.
But he might have, you know, the involuntary nature of it, he might have been looking at him when it happened.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Or whatever.
Sometimes vomiting can be pretty immediate, is all I'm saying.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Carter could have not kissed the Queen.
jordan holmes
Maybe he missed.
He could have missed!
dan friesen
I don't think so.
jordan holmes
Now I'm just imagining all the different ways that H.W. could have vomited in that situation, and the relative...
dan friesen
I feel like that's not a judicious use of our time.
jordan holmes
I think it's a great idea.
Okay, so he throws up on the table.
Is that better or worse than the Prime Minister's lap?
dan friesen
Better.
jordan holmes
You think so?
dan friesen
Yes.
Unless it's an insult to the chef.
That's a whole new scandal.
I don't know.
Anyway, let's move along because we're still on this topic a little bit.
On the 30th here, Alex has Webster Tarpley in studio to have an interview.
And there's a really interesting thing happening that they're not really having a conversation.
Webster Tarpley is just fucking holding court for most of it.
He'd also been on the 29th episode, the Sunday episode.
And so...
I noticed that he was saying almost the exact same things to the point where I thought Alex was just playing the interview from Sunday and then pretending he was in studio.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's smart.
dan friesen
It's not.
He's just saying the exact same things over and over again.
jordan holmes
There was a rain delay, so they're like, roll out the Tarpley!
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
All right, that one wasn't good.
dan friesen
He says, like, the Obama deception's a masterpiece, you're going to end up getting awards for this, that sort of shit.
But then the two of them have a little bit of a bull session about this idea of Obama going to meet the Queen, and Tarpley says some things that are not good.
alex jones
He's being received on April Fool's Day tomorrow, then he goes on to Europe for the G20, and it says on the Telegraph, April 1st is not the next day after this.
dan friesen
March 31st is.
alex jones
He is practicing etiquette and gifts and how to bow to her.
unidentified
London.
dan friesen
The kowtow.
alex jones
By the way, the first sitting U.S. president to go for an audience.
He has been summoned.
It's the first U.S. president.
webster tarpley
Well, my friend Phil Berg of Philadelphia has a case in federal court, according to which Obama may well be a citizen of the British Empire by virtue of being born in Kenya.
unidentified
Which would make him ineligible for the presidency.
jordan holmes
There it is.
unidentified
He's either a citizen of Kenya or of Indonesia.
Indonesia may be a little bit more likely, but he may indeed be a citizen of Kenya.
webster tarpley
I think there's a real question about whether he's qualified to be the president.
dan friesen
Boo, Tarpley.
jordan holmes
I know why, Tarpley.
dan friesen
I got a hunch.
jordan holmes
Tarpley, why do you think that the American president isn't born in this country?
dan friesen
I got a hunch on your theory.
I wonder if Webster Tarpley stands by that now.
jordan holmes
I bet he does.
dan friesen
I wonder what Phil Berg is up to.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
We should check into that.
jordan holmes
What is Phil Berg up to?
dan friesen
I don't give a shit.
jordan holmes
Philly Phil?
dan friesen
So, Webster's retired police interview is a zero, and we don't need to talk much about it here.
A lot of it probably could just be said, like, fairly similar to stuff in the Obama deception and useless.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, after this, Alex has Luke Radowski call in.
One of the guys from We Are Change.
Ron Paul Booster and all that shit.
Apparently, a couple days prior, Luke Radowski had been sent to the clink.
He got arrested.
Because he was, I don't know, I don't fucking care about this story, I'll be perfectly honest.
I'm just going to play this clip where Luke explains his arrest, because I want to play the clip after this.
So, here's Luke explaining what happened to him.
I don't think this is accurate at all, but whatever.
jordan holmes
Surprise.
unidentified
First of all, I want to thank you and your listeners for calling into the police station last night.
My friend Anthony and Manny, they were listening to the police officers talking over about the press pass and how they wanted to...
I was never asked to leave.
I walked into the hotel, and as soon as I did, I was on the third floor.
I was immediately...
ID'd by Bloomberg's personal security guards and police intelligence.
I was brought downstairs.
When I was brought downstairs, I was told I was detained.
I asked them, why am I being detained?
Why?
What's the probable cause?
They were like, no, just stay here, you're detained.
Press press?
Police intelligence by me.
Then the police intelligence got the police officers, and they told them, this kid won't leave.
And I was asking, I was like, can I please leave?
jordan holmes
Can I please get out of here?
unidentified
Can I please go home?
They're like, no, you stay here.
They went to the other police officers and they said, oh, he won't leave when we tell him to leave.
I was already on the first floor.
alex jones
So that's a frame up.
Let's stop right there.
Let me stop you, Luke.
dan friesen
So that's convoluted.
And I think what's going on here most likely is just Luke misunderstanding what had happened.
He had a fake press pass or one that wasn't recognized by this event.
And so he was not considered to be press.
He had no reason to be there.
If it was a fundraiser, there's probably tickets you have to pay unless you're a part of the legitimate press.
So he was someone who was trespassing there.
They detained him and told him to hold on.
I know a bit about Luke Radowski.
I know a little bit.
He yells a lot.
jordan holmes
I don't know anything about Luke Grodowski.
dan friesen
Let's not do a podcast about him.
jordan holmes
I can already tell you right now that Bloomberg's people did not know who Luke Grodowski was.
dan friesen
Probably not.
jordan holmes
And he probably, and I'm going to go out on a limb here, brought attention to himself somehow.
dan friesen
I've seen a lot of videos of him, and one of his trademark things is screaming at people.
So I would believe...
Based on the fact that I have no evidence to the contrary, that when he was told his press pass was no good, he probably yelled about how, I am the press!
jordan holmes
Maybe.
dan friesen
Something like that.
Seems kind of in his character.
I'm not entirely sure.
Anyway, I don't believe his version of the story, it seems like nonsense to me.
jordan holmes
He pulled the press pass version of, I am the manager!
dan friesen
Right, yeah, more or less.
So, that is the setup of this story and the version that Luke wants to tell.
Again, I only played it so I could play this next clip where Alex seems to be telling Luke to quit.
Like, don't do this anymore.
I think Alex is trying to talk him out of being a part of his movement.
alex jones
You know, already the lawyer you guys had for the last case of this then died mysteriously.
Tell folks about what happened with that.
unidentified
Well, I just wanted to let you know that this was an official press event.
This was a Bloomberg fundraiser that other press people were attending.
alex jones
No, no, I understand that.
unidentified
I understand that.
alex jones
But they don't...
Luke, a year and a half ago, they already tried to say you had a bomb and your camera was a gun.
And you get death threats at your house.
All I'm telling you is, go ahead and do what you're doing if you want.
But be prepared for them to kill you.
I mean, be prepared for us six months from now to hear Luke Rodowski OD'd or Luke Rodowski jumped off a bridge or Luke Rodowski shot himself in the head three times.
I'm saying, be fully conscious of the area that you're entering here.
Okay, these people set up governors.
They don't care.
Okay?
And thank God we already caught them trying to plant bombs on you.
So all I'm telling you is be conscious.
You're 22 years old.
You're not bulletproof.
I'm telling you that in warfare and info war, there's a certain time to break off things when you know what you're going up against.
I mean, you know, it's going to be hell just to try to get you out of this.
And I know they're wrong.
They're criminals.
They're lying.
All of this.
I'm not trying to preach at you.
I care about you, and I'm just telling you, watch yourself, and you really need to think about what you, you know.
I understand it's a press conference.
I understand you have a right.
I understand it's a hotel with restaurants and bars, and you would have left if they told you to leave like you always do.
I know.
I'm saying they're turning up the heat.
You go to other events.
On the street, his security people run up to you separately and say, that's Luke Radowski.
I'm just saying they're on you.
jordan holmes
Even in his own story, he said that they asked him to leave.
dan friesen
Well, yeah, sort of.
Look, my point here, my issue is, this seems like an Alex who has his humanity intact more than...
Present day.
jordan holmes
You think so?
dan friesen
Well, like on our Friday episode last week, we heard him having a complete breakdown because Gavin McGinnis doesn't want to do this anymore.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
And now we see in 2009, I think he feels really bad about the world he has introduced Luke Radowski into.
Because Luke Radowski is very inspired by Alex.
He considers himself mini Alex Jones.
Really?
Young gun Alex Jones out there on the streets.
jordan holmes
Not good.
dan friesen
No, not great.
So I think what you're hearing expressed there is Alex feeling a little bit of guilt.
And a concern that Luke is going to get himself in bigger trouble and that he'll have to feel bad about it.
jordan holmes
I am never, ever not shocked by how we do an episode in the present and then by, I guess, coincidence, our very next episode in the past, he does the exact opposite.
dan friesen
It is weird.
And it's not the exact opposite, but there are such thematic parallels and discrepancies here.
It is very wild to see.
What could be a sort of fair pep talk to a colleague ally in the past and a very unfair one in the present.
It is interesting.
jordan holmes
Go ahead and keep doing what you're doing.
They're just going to kill you.
I mean, it's no big deal.
I would suggest you stop doing it, but go ahead and get if you're going to do it.
Gavin, do it!
dan friesen
I'm ready to kill people.
jordan holmes
I want to kill!
dan friesen
Yeah, it's insane.
It's insane to see how...
Sort of similar stimulus creates such a different response in different time periods.
Some would say that's a sign of deterioration.
jordan holmes
Well, on the other hand, there is a certain amount of Luke accepts the paternal relationship, whereas Gavin did not accept it.
dan friesen
That is true.
jordan holmes
So part of Alex's...
dan friesen
Also, that's because Gavin's three years older.
jordan holmes
Exactly, which is bananas.
But part of that frustration has to come from, like, this is a clear...
Whereas Gavin seems to be his equal.
dan friesen
But I think that that's why Alex can feel those things.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
That's probably why he is able to access those emotions.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Because Luke has willingly entered that power dynamic.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think it's possible that Alex just can't contextualize relationships outside of the very rigid norms that he's accustomed to.
Speaking of people who are subordinate to him, in this next clip, we get to catch up.
With young Rob Dew.
jordan holmes
Oh!
dan friesen
Who also isn't as young as he seems.
jordan holmes
How old is Rob Dew now?
dan friesen
He's as old as Alex.
jordan holmes
Right.
So back then, he's 15. He's mid-30s, probably.
dan friesen
I think probably 35, at least.
So Alex has sent Rob Dew and someone else.
I don't remember the guy's name.
He doesn't still work at Infowars.
He's a junior varsity player, at least.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
At best.
He's sent them to Sacramento.
Because Alex has got a big narrative cooking in Sacramento about how there's a homeless camp there.
There's a tent city.
And Arnold Schwarzenegger has come in and said that all of these people that are living at this tent city need to be taken to the fairgrounds where they will be housed.
And Alex has created this as a proto-FEMA camp.
jordan holmes
Right.
I assumed it was more about the relevance of the Sacramento Kings to the NBA at that point in time.
dan friesen
Nothing to do with that.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It has to do with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Governor of California.
unidentified
California.
dan friesen
Running a proto-FEMA camp.
And this is how I solved the fact that Alex owns ArnoldExposed.com.
This is what that is about.
jordan holmes
This is what that's about.
unidentified
Yeah.
Okay.
dan friesen
He has decided that Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing a trial run of FEMA camps with this tent city in Sacramento, and he has dispatched two employees who are incompetent to go and cover it.
jordan holmes
Okay, so wait.
Is Arnold visiting the FEMA camp?
dan friesen
No, but he had.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He had gone down there.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Spoiler alert, this isn't anything about Arnold.
He just sort of agreed with and approved of the policy.
It was the mayor of Sacramento who's really the power force behind this.
But we'll get into this because I have a lot to say about Alex's narrative and where he's getting the ideas from that he's espousing.
I can track those down to exactly where they came from.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And I know exactly why he cares about this.
jordan holmes
You're so excited about that.
dan friesen
It has nothing to do with FEMA camps.
jordan holmes
You love getting the exact...
dan friesen
So here is Alex having a little chat with Rob Dew, live and direct from Sacramento.
alex jones
Rob Dew, tell me about your experience when you got into Los Angeles, what you saw there with the homeless in tent cities, what you've witnessed up in Sacramento.
dan friesen
Oh, by the way, I don't think I have a clip of this, but Rob Dew and this other guy say that they went to Los Angeles, and the other guy is from Los Angeles.
So he knows where all the homeless people hang out.
And he goes there, and there's nobody there.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Did you go to Skid Row in 2009?
Did you?
Because it was still fucking nightmare zone.
jordan holmes
No, they were all hidden by Arnold.
dan friesen
I can't imagine.
They keep saying, like, all these homeless people are gone in Los Angeles.
I couldn't find a homeless person.
I couldn't find a homeless person in L.A. That might be me embellishing, but that isn't the point.
jordan holmes
Essentially what they're doing.
unidentified
It's crazy.
alex jones
Oh, man.
Oh, they're now going to force them.
And I have a video clip coming up.
With Schwarzenegger and the Sacramento mayor saying, look, tough love.
You can't just live out here in tents.
We're going to make you go.
dan friesen
It's more about the fact that they didn't have running water or any sanitation out there, and it was a public health crisis.
alex jones
To the fairgrounds.
So Rob Dew joining us from California.
unidentified
Well, Alex, I don't think they're going to go quietly.
Everything, the people that we've been talking to here, they don't plan on going to this expo, Cal Expo Center.
They're very...
They don't get a lot of information or feedback from the mayor or the city.
They just come down all of a sudden and tell them things.
It's a real interesting environment.
Everybody that we've met so far has been really nice.
These people just want to live here and be left alone.
It's right at the edge of town.
You go right over some railroad tracks where a levee is, and you can see there's at least, in just this one little area, 300 tents kind of spread out over a few acres.
dan friesen
That's a massive embellishment of the number.
But be that as it may, there are places like in Portland, I believe it's called Dignity City or something like that, where they have resources that are available, porta-potties, running water, and that sort of thing that are provided by the city, and people can make tent encampments there.
This is not one of those situations.
This is just a bunch of people living in tents in relative squalor.
There's interviews that I read where people are like, we shit on trees out back.
Stuff like that.
It's deeply dangerous.
And then also you have the possibility for people to be exploited.
It's a recipe for disaster.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I don't understand what it's going to take to get people to recognize that the homeless population...
Being homeless is a public health disaster for you as well.
There's so much that can be...
Fucking mitigated in terms of disease, in terms of pain and suffering.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, just because of Skid Row, there was a TB outbreak not too many years back because of those high-density...
And it's not their fault.
We're not blaming the homeless people's fault.
jordan holmes
No, absolutely not.
Taking care of people is also taking care of yourself.
dan friesen
And if that's the only way you can get there, then good.
jordan holmes
Great.
You should care about the people themselves.
Yeah, if you want to do it out of self-interest, fine.
But at least get somewhere, you know.
dan friesen
It'd be nice.
But see, here's the thing.
Rob has already pointed out that everyone was really nice.
They're trying to present this image that these are a different kind of homeless people that hang out at this tent city.
That Alex, he's going to express it.
Hold on.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I got that.
dan friesen
In this next clip.
alex jones
So they won't let you go out and live in the woods or go out and live on the side of the road or live by a river and then try to raise money.
They're going to force you in with the crackheads, with the heroin heads, with the schizophrenics, with the kind of baseline of classic homeless, with this new homeless, the working poor, integrating them into this hellhole, taking their basic freedom away.
And as the economy implodes, you're going to see more and more of this.
And this is the precedent Obama has said, and the bill's introduced.
To set up these FEMA camps, and you're prisoners in them.
So what are they saying the expo center, the fairgrounds, is like, and are they saying they're going to be forced in?
unidentified
Well, a lot of them are saying they're not going to go.
They say if they try to force them in, they're going to say no, and they're either going to grab what they can grab and move farther back into the woods.
dan friesen
So right there, really quick, I'm sorry I cut you off.
unidentified
No, no, no, perfect.
dan friesen
I wanted him to make the point that he was going to make.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But there at the end there, I just want to point out that Rob Du, his exact response to that question implies that no one is forcing anybody anywhere.
The idea of, like, if they try to force us in, we won't go.
Well, they're not forcing you then.
You know?
Yeah.
Anyway.
jordan holmes
No, I just completely missed the implication with him saying...
That they're nice.
It's because what he's saying when he says they're actually really nice is, well, this isn't what you would expect from homeless people.
We assume that homeless people aren't people like us.
dan friesen
Well, there's that.
But then there's also, like what Alex was saying in that clip, part and parcel of that they're nice.
Alex is trying to present this image that the people in this tent city are Recession refugees is the term that a lot of people would use.
jordan holmes
Hoovervilles.
dan friesen
Yeah, and this idea that all they're doing is trying to live in these tent cities for a little while to get a down payment for a house.
He's legitimately saying that.
First of all, even if you don't know anything about that situation, that's crazy.
The idea of maybe getting a month's rent or something like that.
Conceivable.
A down payment on a house?
jordan holmes
Nah.
dan friesen
In Sacramento?
unidentified
You're nuts.
jordan holmes
I'm just going to go live in this tent city for a few months to get about 15 to 20 grand to put a down payment on a house.
dan friesen
While I'm unemployed.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
I'm just trying to get back on my feet, get a job so I can get a down payment on a house.
The logistics of this are absurd.
jordan holmes
Once I get a job, I'll have that 15 to 20 grand.
dan friesen
But Alex has an ulterior motive here in operation.
And the reason he sent Rob Dew down there isn't to get to the bottom of the story.
It isn't to help anybody.
It's to get footage for his new documentary.
alex jones
I guess you guys are scheduled to come back tomorrow?
unidentified
Well, I mean, this is a key shoot.
alex jones
You might think about...
Moving the ticket to Wednesday because I need you to go back through that archipelago to show these are people literally in the wild living back here and how it's a lot larger than what the news even shows.
dan friesen
I need you to manufacture the reality I need for my new documentary.
jordan holmes
I want you to exploit these people so I can continue to do this.
dan friesen
Right, absolutely.
I need you to use these people living in tents as a prop for me to make whatever argument I'm going to make.
So there's a lot more to this story, but this is where it leaves off on the 30th.
When we get back to it on the 31st, I will explain everything.
But for now, Alex jumps ship, and he gets back to the mandatory service bill.
And this next clip, Alex expresses exactly what I knew he would, and I was waiting for him to.
alex jones
This whole nation's turning into a giant prison.
I'm going to cover other news.
Like mandatory service bill lives on.
Alert, alert.
We barely got it pulled out last week thanks to your actions and others.
Huge viral stories on the web.
Now it's back.
They know we'll be less upset this time.
Oh, we've got to fight it again.
And they do it again.
Oh, we've got to fight it again.
That's the psychology these people use.
dan friesen
So, Alex, I was just waiting for the moment he would take responsibility for getting the language taken out of the bill.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
To his credit, he hasn't up until this point, but now he's literally saying, we got it taken out last week.
Because of your hard work and our getting the word out, they were forced to get rid of this enslavement language.
jordan holmes
Even though they had already gotten rid of it prior to me even starting to talk about it.
dan friesen
You bet.
jordan holmes
You, the listeners, but mainly me.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I managed to get this language taken out of the bill two weeks before you knew it was there and two weeks before I knew it was gone.
dan friesen
This is the way propaganda works.
It's awesome.
You take these ingredients like baking soda, flour, salt.
jordan holmes
Is that how you make propaganda?
dan friesen
I don't know.
Whatever.
You take these ingredients.
jordan holmes
Is that bread or propaganda?
dan friesen
Well, that's what I'm saying.
You take these ingredients that you can't eat flour on its own.
That's useless.
You add a couple things to it.
You make bread.
In the same way, in the past, The reality is the flower.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's that this language was taken out without you doing anything about it.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
So you add the baking soda, which is lying about the timeline, and now you got bread.
You got propaganda bread.
Metaphor isn't perfect, but when is it ever?
jordan holmes
Do you throw any eggs in bread?
dan friesen
Good.
I don't know.
I've never made bread.
jordan holmes
Let's make bread.
dan friesen
Let's do it.
jordan holmes
Let's start selling a Knowledge Fight bread.
dan friesen
Okay, I'm in.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Ciabatta only.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Anyway, so at the beginning of the episode, the first clip we heard was Alex seeming to launch his crusade against soy.
And he mentioned that he was going to have a guest on talking about the prisons.
Her name is Karen Russo, and she works for an organization that revolves around abuses in prison.
She wants to talk about real shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because she's actually working to stop abuses in prison.
dan friesen
I think.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I don't know enough about her that I'm going to give her a stamp of approval, but at the same time, in my looking into her, I didn't see any huge red flags that you usually do with Alex's guests.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Like prison time?
And on this episode, Alex just keeps trying to steer her towards Soy, and she just wants to talk about how prisoners die and stuff like that.
alex jones
Just boil it down for us, how you got into this, your research.
You cover a lot of different areas, but I've heard you on the radio talking about, on the Genesis Network, specifically prisons.
And people can say, oh, well, they're feeding them half their diet or more of soy.
What's wrong with that?
Well, they admit it's full of estrogen-mimicking hormone.
Men grow breasts.
They have serious health problems.
They gain weight.
They're feeding us close to half the diet in public schools is now soy-based.
Same thing there.
So that's just one small issue you cover, though, isn't it?
unidentified
Yes, it is.
dan friesen
It is a small issue that I cover.
And then she launches off in a different direction that isn't about Soy.
jordan holmes
I don't...
I don't understand.
He's already there.
He's already there with the negative treatment of people in prisons.
Why can't you just fold reality into your propaganda?
You know, just like throw in.
Guess what?
They're also mistreating prisoners this way.
These are all the ways they're mistreating prisoners.
dan friesen
Well, because he has a rampage against Soy.
And I mean, I'm telling you, she's having a conversation about real things.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
But you can throw soy in there.
Add the real ingredients.
dan friesen
You're more than welcome to do that.
But the way he's doing it, it makes me feel like he really wants to get this in, and it's what he wants this interview to be about.
Here, in this next clip, he steers her towards it again in the middle of a different conversation.
alex jones
Going back to Karen Russo.
Karen, I want to get into the soy issue, the diets.
I mean, there's so many, but just continue with whatever you think is most important.
unidentified
And I'll hit on the diet.
And I want to zero in on a couple of stats just so people can kind of get a handle on the numbers that we're talking about here.
We are the only country in the world that incarcerates as many human beings.
That is correct.
There are 2.3 million folks locked up in a jail or a prison today.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but they're mostly black, so I like that.
unidentified
In addition to that, 2.3 million are on probation and parole.
That's a total of 7.4 million people.
alex jones
Now, let me stop you.
I saw CBS News last year said 4 million.
I'd always seen the 2.5 million.
unidentified
Well, and I really think you can do anything with statistics, but it goes back, and I'm a real stickler for this, even with my clients.
Statistics are statistics.
alex jones
No, no, that's what I'm asking you, because you study this.
What's the real number from here?
unidentified
2.3 million are locked up.
All right.
dan friesen
He almost seems disappointed that the number isn't four billion.
jordan holmes
I wanted it to be four.
What is that, 60%?
alex jones
Boo!
dan friesen
I could yell about that.
If you're telling me it's lower than a number that I've introduced as being a possible number, then this doesn't work for me.
jordan holmes
Are you saying that there's 100 million people?
No, 95?
Boring.
dan friesen
So, yeah, I mean, you can even see there the, like, we'll get to whatever you want to talk about, but I have more important issues I want to get to.
That's the flavor of the entire interview, which is what kind of leads me to think that maybe she's not as crazy as most of Alex's guests.
She might be someone who actually is interested in advocacy.
jordan holmes
Is he selling food at this time?
dan friesen
Do you know what I'm saying?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Food's direct.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
He's selling survival food.
I'm guessing that, because while I was going through there, I was like, why can't he just...
Throw in actual issues and get people motivated.
And there's, of course, two reasons.
One, he has to demonize soy so he can sell his food.
dan friesen
Maybe.
Probably.
jordan holmes
Because the government's putting estrogen in soy, so you need to come direct to me because you know I only put testosterone from my balls directly into this food.
dan friesen
Beef testosterone.
jordan holmes
And then two, because...
If you start talking about real shit, people are going to want to do something about it.
dan friesen
It's possible.
jordan holmes
And he can't have that.
dan friesen
And it detracts from some of the other points that he makes.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, in this clip, I kind of started to get the feeling that maybe she wasn't so cool, but I think that she's making a good point poorly.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And then Alex comes in, and you were saying that he doesn't care because there's a lot of black people locked up.
And this isn't about black people, but it's...
It's not the kind of thing I like to hear.
unidentified
Every time an inmate gets let loose and he's got HIV, HCV, TB, MRSA, meningitis, you name it, every time they're released out here, it is going to affect you.
Next time you run through a fast food thing, understand who's washing the dishes.
dan friesen
So that's the point that I think that she's making very poorly.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a really poorly made point that I get, but that's not the way...
dan friesen
I think that she's trying to get the audience and Alex to understand what the issues...
It's the same thing you were talking about with the homeless people.
Helping these people helps you, and hurting them can hurt you.
If that's the baseline of getting you to understand this, then...
And I think she articulates that poorly, but what's behind it is not like a protect yourself from homeless people or prisoners.
It is a treat people better argument, and so I'm all right with that.
jordan holmes
And I assume that part of that argument for her has to be, so if we have somebody in prison...
Who has meningitis or who has TB.
It's going to affect every other prisoner.
And we have 2.3 million people in prisons.
dan friesen
That's a piece of it.
jordan holmes
So that is what is...
So by incarcerating so many people, we're spreading disease.
And then, because they're going to be released, that disease is spread elsewhere among the population.
dan friesen
It's interesting you're talking about the spread of diseases because that's exactly where Alex picks things up.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
alex jones
Let's expand on that.
Let's expand on that.
You see it in medical journals, but you never see it in the news.
Massive drug-resistant TB from the illegal aliens in the prisons infecting everybody.
Oh, no!
unidentified
Why was it not illegal aliens?
alex jones
Well, I understand it's spreading out to everybody, but...
dan friesen
So she even chimes in, it's not illegal aliens.
jordan holmes
What are you talking about?
No, you didn't need to throw that in there.
We're talking about people like you and me.
The point is that we're incarcerating so many people who shouldn't be incarcerated, not illegal aliens.
dan friesen
And not providing them with adequate care.
So her argument still, while articulated not as well as I would like, there are strong indications that she's not on the same tip as Alex.
Right.
That's interesting.
You know, just another little piece of bigotry and then a weird out-of-nowhere rampage against soy because he has not brought up soy boys at all in the time that I've been listening to the 2009-2008 stuff.
So it's weird.
It is out of nowhere.
But it is also along the lines of things he's said before.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But just never targeting soy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think I agree with you in that so far she has kind of pushed back on demonizing anyone, which is why her point is kind of made poorly in that it sounds like she's demonizing people who are released from prison.
Because they're working in your food production.
dan friesen
If you're not very smart, it could be heard as an argument that you should be afraid of these sick people being let out of prison.
jordan holmes
And they should never be let out of prison.
dan friesen
Or something like that.
You should be quarantined.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Yeah, but that's not the point she's making.
It's just, if she was a little bit closer with language, she would have...
Made that point better.
So that's the end of where we're going to talk about her, and that's the end of the 30th.
And we go on to the 31st.
And where we're going to start is somewhere really interesting, because as we know, Alex is super against the banks that have had to be bailed out, giving bonuses to their CEOs.
jordan holmes
Agreed.
dan friesen
And when he had John McManus, the head of the John Birch Society on his show.
McManus made the point that who cares if these companies are giving people bonuses?
That's the government stepping in and saying how you should be able to run a business.
jordan holmes
Free market!
dan friesen
To which Alex said, absolutely.
That is absolutely the case.
jordan holmes
Give them all bonuses.
dan friesen
Now, just a couple days later, what does he say?
alex jones
Meanwhile, Limbaugh says it's free market to let the bankers do this.
And to give them all their bonuses of stolen money.
And he calls Obama a socialist who's engineered all this and working with Limbaugh's handlers.
What a joke.
jordan holmes
That is a joke.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I agree, Alex.
dan friesen
I don't understand.
So, it's less...
It appears that it's less of a changing of his morals as it is an absence of any.
So when he has someone who he feels himself to be lower than on the hierarchy totem pole, like the president of John Birch Society.
jordan holmes
Give me some more bonuses.
Tell me how much bonuses.
I want to double it.
dan friesen
If McManus was like, why should you tell private companies that they can't take contracts to build FEMA camps?
alex jones
I agree.
jordan holmes
Makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
Total sense.
Free market.
I love it.
Alex is just...
There's nothing behind any of this.
You get someone with high status around him and he'll just agree with them.
jordan holmes
Or somebody who he hates.
Or no, I mean the opposite being somebody who he hates.
He'll just disagree with...
Automatically regardless.
dan friesen
Like for sport.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So there is a bit of news on the 31st, and that is that the president of General Motors had stepped down.
And this is in the aftermath of Obama saying he should step down.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because of the mismanagement of GM and how it crippled the auto industry and the government had to step in.
And make them solvent and that sort of thing.
So everyone went buck wild with it and the story was that Obama fired him.
Of course.
jordan holmes
God, I hate people.
dan friesen
But that doesn't track in terms of him just saying he should resign and then he resigns.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That's a choice he made and should have.
So here's Alex talking about how Obama fired the head of GM.
alex jones
Obama's dictator status expands with firing of Wagner.
This is a PrisonPlanet.com story from Paul Joseph Watson.
The staggering spectacle of a sitting president effectively firing the CEO of a private company heralds the beginning of a new phase in government takeover of free enterprise, according to the shocked economic observers.
dan friesen
When you say effective firing, you're not really saying anything.
Because Obama didn't fire this guy.
He didn't tell GM to fire him.
Anything like that.
It's just...
It's just fun use of language to demonize somebody.
It's kind of boring, actually.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
Shouldn't he have just been imprisoned?
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
Like, that's better than, you know.
I mean, if Obama says, hey, he should step down with zero consequences whatsoever other than not running GM anymore, that's not firing.
If Obama was like, hey, guess what?
We're investigating you, and now you're going to go to jail.
dan friesen
Right.
We'll bail out your company, but you're going to jail.
jordan holmes
You're fucked.
dan friesen
Yeah, something like that.
I don't know.
Anyway, I'm not really interested in that narrative.
I think it's just another way of pointing the finger at Obama unfairly.
Much like the he's bowing to the queen nonsense.
jordan holmes
Ooh, he's bowing though.
dan friesen
Now, we get another guest.
It's one of our favorite guests.
It's a guy who sells soap.
jordan holmes
Oh boy, are we going to get a limerick?
dan friesen
Marty Schachter.
jordan holmes
Are we going to get a Schachter limerick?
dan friesen
President of Cal Ben Soap.
Drops by the show.
And he doesn't have a limerick.
He has a limerick that one of Alex Jones' fans sent him.
jordan holmes
Oh, God, no!
unidentified
We've got all the phone calls we get, the faxes we get, the emails we get from satisfied users.
It's a pleasure every day coming to my office and reading another email.
I even got one guy who more than emailed me.
He sent me a limerick.
And he says, "'Twas on Alex Jones that I be found." That sage young man of world-renowned whose hearty endorsement gave me hope that I'd be happy with your pure soap.
alex jones
Marty, you're something else.
dan friesen
You're something else.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
I heard another limerick.
Every fucking time you come on, I hear...
Goddamn limerick, and I have to fake laugh at it.
dan friesen
God, I hate you.
unidentified
I could just...
jordan holmes
Schachter?
dan friesen
I don't want to take your money.
You're ruining my show.
unidentified
What?
jordan holmes
What soap company calls their...
Patrons, users.
dan friesen
Users of soap?
jordan holmes
Yeah, but users?
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I don't like it.
dan friesen
So Alex has an employee in there, in the studio, and he's like, come on, get on mic here.
You gotta use the soap.
And he's like, you know, you didn't believe me when I was talking about how great this soap is, but the soap you have, it's lasted you a year.
jordan holmes
That's not good soap.
That's bad soap.
dan friesen
And the guy's like, yeah, it's lasted me forever.
And then I was like, how is this soap lasting you a year?
Are you not using it?
And then it turns out that it comes in 150 bar packages.
Like, that better last you a year.
jordan holmes
That better last you a fucking two years.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Now I'm concerned you're using too much soap.
dan friesen
This isn't impressive anymore.
150 bars of soap lasts a year.
This is the school bus sized air water converter of soap.
jordan holmes
That literally means you're going through, what, two and a half, or one bar of soap every two and a half days?
dan friesen
Yeah, it's crazy.
jordan holmes
That's crazy.
dan friesen
Too much.
Maybe they're tiny little bars.
Could be tiny little bars.
Hotel bars.
jordan holmes
Hotel bars of soap.
dan friesen
Yeah, could be.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
So Alex thinks that that's the limerick for the day.
And he tries to...
jordan holmes
He thinks he's done with the limerick.
dan friesen
So then he tries to end the interview here in this next clip.
alex jones
All right, Marty, that was the first time you gave us somebody else's limerick.
Next month we'll get another one of your great limericks.
unidentified
I got the limerick all ready to go.
We got another minute?
alex jones
All right, we'll come back and get your limerick.
Then I'll get into all the news.
Folks, stay with us.
dan friesen
He is miserable.
He hates this so much.
unidentified
It's...
dan friesen
I got my limerick ready to go.
jordan holmes
All right.
We'll get you back after this.
Next month.
Next month we'll get your limerick.
Oh, great.
dan friesen
We do not have to wait until next month because when they come back from break, Alex tees him up and Marty Schachter knocks him down.
alex jones
Yeah, real quick, Marty.
You're known for your limericks.
Give us a limerick.
unidentified
19th century repeat.
There was an old man of Nantucket who kept all his cash in a bucket.
dan friesen
Careful, careful, careful.
unidentified
named Nan ran away with a man and as far as the bucket, Nan took it.
Pa followed the pair to paw tuck.
jordan holmes
Oh, we're still going.
Most people stop at one lyric.
unidentified
And the man stole the money and ran, and the end is for the bucket, man has it.
alex jones
Marty, you're something else.
You're one in a million.
Take care, my friend.
unidentified
Thank you, guys.
Talk to you soon.
Bye-bye.
alex jones
You bet.
5starsub.com.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Triple limerick.
unidentified
Oh, I want it.
I want it.
jordan holmes
Oh, if there's some hell that I could wish upon Alex, it is just listening to his limericks.
dan friesen
Honestly, that one took me like two to three times listening to it to be like, what are you saying?
I didn't get it.
The end reveal of Manhasset is weird.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
So the whole limerick is about this bucket.
jordan holmes
Hold on.
Do we have Percy Bysshe Shelley in studio?
dan friesen
We may.
Lord Byron is here giving us a limerick about a bucket.
jordan holmes
I would prefer to receive some of his pubes.
dan friesen
You're in dangerous territory when you're doing a limerick and it starts with Nantucket.
There's the dick so long you can suck it.
There's the real urge to say fuck it.
There's so many.
It's just street limericks don't start with Nantucket and end well.
jordan holmes
He used street limericks?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Of course he doesn't use that language.
His parents washed his mouth out with soap, which is where he got the idea for the soap company.
He injects soap once every day.
dan friesen
That tickled me to no end.
I was very thrilled to hear Marty Schechter come in.
Because when I heard the first limerick, I was like, kind of disappointing that it was from a listener and it was about his soap.
And then when he came in with that, I was like, this is a really long limerick.
This is amazing.
This is so amazing.
And whenever he finishes the limerick, Alex can't do anything but fake laugh and say, you're something else.
jordan holmes
You're something else.
unidentified
That's it.
dan friesen
That's his, like, script.
jordan holmes
It really is close to, it's the closest Alex could ever get to David Letterman.
In that it's like, I want to abuse my guest because you are the worst.
So I'm going to do it in damning faint praise.
dan friesen
But there's agents and stuff, and if I'm too mean to you, then I won't get the other guests that I want.
So now we get back here at the end of this 31st episode.
And we get back to this homeless camp, tent city narrative.
And here is where we'll figure out what is really going on here.
Alex sets things up, and again, he wants to make the picture clear that these are people trying to buy houses.
alex jones
The issue here is Schwarzenegger announced, the governor of Hawaii announced, and others are announcing that you're not allowed to be homeless.
They're going to force you into sports stadiums, into fairgrounds, and they make you...
In California, go to the fairgrounds, the different facilities.
Well, at 5 a.m., they wake you up.
They bus you out, drop you off.
You have to be back at 3 o 'clock to be brought back in.
You're not allowed to take really any of your belongings.
dan friesen
It's based on crowded cots.
alex jones
And you wear bracelets.
They, one, scan you.
It's basically a prison.
And this sets a very, very dangerous precedent as the depression intensifies and more people become homeless.
Regular folks, the working poor, want to go out and live in tents a few months, on average is the story, to raise enough money to get a down payment on a house to rent or an apartment, because they've got to get a lot of money to be able to do that, to pay it two or three months down as their deposit, the pet deposit and the rest of it.
dan friesen
So, I mean, that's just ludicrous.
This is a ludicrous presentation of a story, but that's already kind of the world we lived in with his coverage of the last time.
Now, he's not going to talk to Rob Dew.
He's going to talk to that other dude, Jason something or other, who's down there.
He's the guy from L.A. who claims that there's no homeless people around or some shit.
And we get another character.
We get another homeless character in this saga.
And he is going to be used as a horribly exploitative prop.
Or at least Alex wants to use him as such.
I have no evidence that he succeeds in using him as such.
But if you listen to this clip and think Alex has good intentions, you are high.
unidentified
You know, we just talked to a guy that got pulled over, and because he didn't have insurance on his new Winnebago, they just took it.
They took all of his belongings, everything he owned, and left him out on the side of the street.
And somebody pointed out Tent City and said, you know, we're camping out over there.
And so that's how he made his way over here.
jordan holmes
Interesting story.
alex jones
How much will it be to unimpound his vehicle?
unidentified
He was saying it was about $1,000.
alex jones
Okay.
jordan holmes
I can't afford that.
alex jones
I know you guys are supposed to leave today and you're going to end up not having time to do this, but it's not just important for the film to show this.
unidentified
Ah!
jordan holmes
God damn it!
alex jones
Are they going to make him show up with insurance on top of it to be able to get it out?
unidentified
Yeah.
He'll have to.
He would have insurance in order for them to get it out.
alex jones
Look, I know your wives and children think you're coming back tonight.
Can you change the ticket and stay another day?
And I'll wire you money, and then you can get that whole process on tape to show this crime.
This is key for the film.
Plus, I want to help this guy.
I will pay the $1,000 to get to Winnebago.
I am such a great guy.
dan friesen
I love that this is key footage for the film.
Also, I want to help this guy.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Kind of giving away what your motivations are.
jordan holmes
We really need to get this footage, and as a completely altruistic gesture, I'm going to get his Winnebago out, pay for one month of insurance.
dan friesen
When he will have this happen again in a month.
jordan holmes
And then two months later, he will be back in the impound lot.
dan friesen
Most likely.
But that's not key footage.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
dan friesen
So yeah, we get a situation here where Alex is trying to be very manipulative and exploitative, and...
This next clip I think should give you a sense of what's going on here.
Alex has every reason to believe that this guy's white.
alex jones
Those cops had no soul.
They should have just said, buddy, get insurance, get this off the road.
And here's the nexus point.
I've had sheriffs and police chief on this, but all over the news.
Illegal aliens, when they're caught, 10-15 to a van or Winnebago, the judges just release them so police don't arrest them.
I had an employee.
With an expired driver's license one day, I pull up to the office.
There's two police cars in Cherries.
I pull up.
I know to approach him from a distance.
I walk up.
The police kind of charge up to me.
What do you want?
And they said, oh, it's Alex Jones.
They said, hey, Alex, like your show, blah, blah, blah.
unidentified
There was more last video, guys.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm glad.
alex jones
But I mean, to make a long story short, I said, you wouldn't be arresting him right now if he was a legal alien.
They said, no, the judges just let him go.
We're told not to.
So again, an American citizen gets no leeway instead of just saying, you better pull that off.
If I see this again, I'll give you a ticket.
So instead of giving him a ticket for not having the insurance, they stole his Winnebago.
dan friesen
So you see the dichotomy he's presenting.
It's very similar to the dichotomy he was presenting earlier about the idea of these These people in the tent city are nice and they're good.
They're just trying to get money together to buy a home.
And Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to force them in with the other bad homeless people who are drug addicts and crazy and all this stuff.
You see here, this guy got his Winnebago taken and Alex is certain that it's because he's a good citizen, not an illegal alien.
He's trying to create these divisions in category.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Now, here's where this is interesting.
Here we find ourselves at the end of March 2009, and Alex is going whole hog on this narrative about Arnold Schwarzenegger forcing homeless people into a county fairground, which, according to Alex, is the first run of putting people into FEMA camps.
It's easy to see how we'd make this connection, but it's really important to take a moment and look at the reality of the situation to see how he's lying about a couple of things, and he's actually being tricked into supporting a couple others.
This all started back at the beginning of March, when Oprah sent reporter Lisa Ling to Sacramento to cover the homeless tent city that had popped up there.
The reporting was incredibly flawed and based on a fundamentally incorrect premise, namely that the people living in the tent city were newly homeless.
The reason for misreporting this is easy enough to see.
It's a catchy hook for a story, and Oprah called them the, quote, new face of homelessness, the noble working poor who'd lost it all in the recession.
The problem is that this wasn't even close to true for the vast majority of the people living in that tent city.
According to the Bay Area News Group, The truth is somewhat less dramatic.
Although a sliver of the roughly 200 tent city residents are recently middle class people who lost their homes, the overwhelming majority, 80 to 90 percent by several estimates, have been homeless for years, even decades.
A report in Reuters was even more severe, saying, quote, a closer examination of the site, including interviews with camp residents and police officers who patrol the area, turned up little, if any, evidence that true recession refugees were living among the chronically homeless there.
55-year-old tent city resident John Kranitz commented on the influx of reporters covering the tent city after it was featured on Oprah, saying, quote, They don't want to talk to me.
They're searching for people who just lost their homes.
It's kind of tough to lose a home when you've never owned one.
Sorry, most of the people here have been homeless for a long time.
Oprah's report included a bogus statistic that 1,200 people were living in tent cities, when in reality, that was the number of homeless total in Sacramento, and the number at the tent city was between 1 and 200.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say, there's no way that there could be that many people in one tent city.
It would eventually be its own city.
dan friesen
So 1 in 200 people.
Alex has had Rob Dew saying that it's over 300 tents.
That would be 2 to 3 tents per person?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's nonsensical.
They're over-inflating this.
Joan Burke, the advocacy director for Loaves and Fishes, commented on the situation.
Quote, the media are trying to capture a very complex situation in a soundbite.
We've had homelessness in this country for decades.
Each person has their own circumstances.
You have to tease that out if you're going to address the problem.
Why do we care so much for people who suffer for a short time versus those who suffer for a long time?
What's that about?
The media saw an easy human interest story here, and even if their intention was to help address the issue of homelessness, all they did is create a fictional narrative that was exploited by a myriad of different forces to push their own agendas.
People who wanted to attack Obama could use this story to create the image of modern Hoovervilles.
People who wanted to attack Bush could say that this horror was all his fault.
People like Alex could use it to argue that, quote, good hardworking people were being forced into camps.
Schwarzenegger wasn't even behind the plan.
He just approved of it because he was the governor of California.
It was Mayor Kevin Johnson who was the one who was making the plans, including setting Right.
The plan was not to shut down the tent city and move them into a fairground FEMA camp.
There was also an $880,000 package that was approved to add beds to existing homeless shelters and create additional shelters, plus offering retail apartments for approximately 40 additional people who are suffering with homelessness.
unidentified
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
So what we have here is a situation where, unfortunately, the interesting element here is that the origin of this propaganda narrative isn't Alex.
It's Oprah.
Alex is certainly putting his own dishonest spin on it, but the underlying narrative that he's putting forth that this tent city is full of recession refugees comes directly from Oprah.
Now, the bigger piece of this puzzle is one that we need to address, is that part and parcel of how the media was representing the story is that these were white homeless people.
Of all the slideshows and pictures I can find, the images on all the articles about this tent city, everything.
All of the people featured are white.
unidentified
See?
jordan holmes
It's even happening to us!
dan friesen
There's literally no way I would believe that this isn't subconsciously or consciously what Alex is responding to and why he's covering the story the way he does.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
That dichotomy that he's creating about these people and other bad people.
This guy with the Winnebago and what it would have been if he was an illegal immigrant.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
All of it is because subconsciously, I believe it's consciously on his part.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But what he's trying to do is subconsciously reinforce that suggestion to his audience, that these are the whites, and now they're being attacked.
It's all white identity shit that's playing out through this tent city narrative.
The bigger picture of it is something, yeah, absolutely, we should be talking about.
But, you know, Kevin Johnson, the mayor, and Schwarzenegger aren't trying to force them into a camp.
They were making...
Good progress.
The lady who runs Loaves and Fishes even said that.
This is very positive, but unfortunately no one's going to be paying attention to this six months from now, so hopefully we can get...
It's like putting a band-aid on a bigger wound kind of metaphor.
Hopefully this progress will continue to greater progress.
So, I don't know.
I hate Alex.
jordan holmes
It reinforces the argument that we've made about the difference between Obama's tyranny and Trump's tyranny being in...
Look.
Obama is going to do to us what we've done to them.
That's his white narrative with all these tent cities.
See, look, Obama's actually doing this to whites.
And he knows with Trump it's just going to be like, eh, we'll bring the whites out of there, throw more black people in there.
dan friesen
I think the way around that, because that implies agency on Obama's part, and Alex might not want to even go that far, just because...
It's easier to debunk.
I think his rhetoric would be more along the lines of, Obama is allowing this to happen to whites.
The things that he does allows this to happen to whites.
Whereas with Trump, he has pretty good confidence that he's going to protect the white people over all others.
I think you can trace a very clear line there.
The only argument that really is meaningful here...
Is how much of this is Alex intentionally guiding his programming towards that for the sake of riling up and fostering white identity beliefs?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And how much of it is just what he believes, and that's how he sees the news, not even realizing it.
I get that.
That's the only thing that's important because one is a white nationalist demagogue, like white supremacist demagogue.
Yeah.
unidentified
And the other is someone who is a white supremacist that is poorly interpreting the news.
dan friesen
You know, I don't...
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
I just don't think that with that kind of...
I mean, with the way that we're now understanding his upbringing, the books that he is...
Read in quotes.
dan friesen
Skimmed.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
If he skimmed fucking Watchmen, he skimmed None Dare Call It Conspiracy.
I know that much.
jordan holmes
But there's no way for me to accept anymore that his white supremacy is not at least somewhat conscious.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's hard.
jordan holmes
There's no way for me to say that it's...
I can't prove that it's all conscious and...
Purposeful.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
But I will never believe that there is not a consciousness that he is preferring what is...
dan friesen
It's nuts, man.
Like, even as exposed as I am to him and how deep in the waters I am, I go back and forth on it.
Like, it's day to day.
Like, some days it feels like you can't possibly not know what you're doing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then, like, it's not like Coach Dave.
With Coach Dave, it was a situation where it's like, you are a huge racist.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
You don't realize the labels that you're talking about.
You're so stupid, you don't...
Yeah, it's like you're stupid, you are also racist.
Alex isn't the same thing.
He is both stupid and racist, but it's a higher order of it.
There's a higher category that he's in.
He's playing a game, but it's just unclear what the game is.
jordan holmes
I definitely know that whatever game he's playing, it benefits whites more than anybody else.
dan friesen
And that, it's just, is it intentional?
We don't know.
Anyway.
This whole Tent City story is really fascinating to me, and I'm really glad to have gotten to dig into it a little bit.
Because the element of it being what he's responding to and furthering is the misreporting that Oprah did, which is crazy because he fucking hates Oprah.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So he doesn't even realize that he is taking a seed that Oprah planted and helping germinate it.
So that's fascinating to me.
jordan holmes
I didn't realize that Oprah...
I was a right-wing propagandist, but now I'm going to be...
Anytime I read O Magazine, I'm going to start looking for more clues.
dan friesen
But that's the thing, is I would believe that her intentions and Lisa Ling's intentions were...
No, of course.
...were good but lazy.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And maybe it's like, well, fudge a little bit here or be not as thorough as we should be because it makes a better story.
And at the end of the day, what's the outcome of that story?
Hopefully more people caring about the homeless.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
So I could see that conceivably being...
Their rationale or whatever.
unidentified
I guess.
dan friesen
And I'm positive that after the fact they probably had a retraction or something like that.
unidentified
Maybe.
dan friesen
Or at least, hey, sorry, we screwed this one up.
jordan holmes
Or it was like they realized that their daytime demographic was super white women, so who knows?
dan friesen
Yeah, it's hard to say.
So we have just two more clips here.
And so what's going on is Alex has still got a bee in his bonnet about the idea of Obama going to meet with the Queen.
Why?
Well, I don't know.
I really don't know.
jordan holmes
What are people doing?
dan friesen
I think it's because it's very easy, and he's lazy.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But it's also because he has two British guys at his disposal, and they're related.
Steve Watson, Paul Joseph Watson.
jordan holmes
Wait, Steve Watson is related to Paul?
unidentified
Who's...
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
They're brothers.
jordan holmes
They're brothers?
dan friesen
You didn't know that?
unidentified
No, I don't know.
dan friesen
The Watson brothers.
jordan holmes
Who is Steve Watson?
dan friesen
He's a guy who also writes for Infowars and is not ready for primetime.
jordan holmes
I swear to God, I don't know if I remember that name.
I'm sure we have, but I do not remember Steve Watson at all.
dan friesen
He actually started coming on air on Alex's show before Paul Joseph Watson, but he is not as good as Paul.
Paul is much more snarky and has it.
jordan holmes
Is Paul older or younger than Steve?
dan friesen
I don't know that.
jordan holmes
I need to know the familial dynamics before I'm willing to accept Steve as even a real person.
dan friesen
I don't know that.
jordan holmes
Now I remember Steve Watson because I insisted that...
dan friesen
I think we both speculated.
jordan holmes
I speculated that Paul Joseph Watson actually was Steve in a mustache.
Now I get it.
dan friesen
Yeah, and they're trying to pull double paychecks.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Paul Joseph Watson has tricked Alex into thinking that he's two people.
I don't know.
I believe that Steve exists, if only because I think...
If I recall correctly, someone sent me a picture of Paul and Steve together.
It looks like an unused Oasis album cover.
But anyway, the two of them both come on the show, and Steve says a bunch of dumb shit about the Queen, and also G20 is coming up in the UK.
jordan holmes
Gotta get it.
dan friesen
And so Steve is on first, and he says most of the stuff.
jordan holmes
Who's on first?
dan friesen
So...
unidentified
Ah, ha, ha, ha!
jordan holmes
That made me feel so good.
It's terrible.
It's terrible.
dan friesen
It's the little things.
jordan holmes
It's terrible, but it made me feel good, Dan.
Thank you for indulging me.
dan friesen
Steve appears first.
Who appears first?
He comes in and they do their narratives.
Obama's going to bow before the Queen.
G20's going to be a mess.
And then Paul Joseph Watson, when he comes on, he doesn't really have anything to say because Steve said all of it.
It's not really all that interesting, but...
Wow, Alex has Steve on the line.
He reads an article from PrisonPlanet.com about Obama going to meet the Queen, and he does it in an insulting British accent.
To his face!
While the British guy is on the phone.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
alex jones
Yeah, here's the article.
Barack Obama's team preparing adequate gifts for presidents meeting with the Queen.
Top advisors to Obama are rehearsingly adequate and debating what gifts the President will give to Queen Elizabeth when he meets the British monarch in London.
The gifts have been selected with extra care.
Protocol lessons on royal etiquette are being delivered.
dan friesen
I know that this isn't a British accent, but Alex thinks it is.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
It's an article on his own website, right?
dan friesen
You bet.
jordan holmes
Written by...
dan friesen
Probably Paul.
jordan holmes
Probably Paul.
dan friesen
Probably.
Maybe Steve, though, too.
jordan holmes
So he's reading the article in a very...
Condescending British accent.
dan friesen
It's rude.
jordan holmes
To most likely the person who wrote that article.
dan friesen
It's rude and the dynamics are weird.
jordan holmes
That is weird.
dan friesen
There is no doubt about it.
jordan holmes
That's fucked up.
dan friesen
I love that you were sitting there trying to correct his pronunciation of etiquette.
What you didn't realize or failed to recognize in the moment is the pronunciation of that word is Alex's way into the impression.
Adequate.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's right.
dan friesen
Adequate was how he launched into the word.
unidentified
That's right.
jordan holmes
You could hear him mispronouncing that.
unidentified
I miss it.
dan friesen
And the sort of toe dipping.
That's his dip of the toe into the impression.
Yeah.
alex jones
...for the first lady who is an international style icon, President Obama and his wife Michelle head to London on Tuesday to start their first overseas tour in office, accompanied by an entourage of several hundred aides, advisors, secret service agents and bodyguards, and an imported cavalcade of armored vehicles and helicopters.
A visit to Buckingham Palace on Wednesday afternoon is the former showpiece of a packed work schedule.
jordan holmes
Oh, I know why he's reading it.
alex jones
Because it's fucking boring.
There isn't anything even about this.
jordan holmes
This is actually news!
dan friesen
I mean, that's a great point.
jordan holmes
He's just actually reading what is real news, just like, hey.
dan friesen
And nothing in it is scandalous at all.
Yeah, I think there is a chance that that is why you put on the voice, in order to create the appearance of something where there is nothing.
jordan holmes
Really, all he's saying is, like, Obama is preparing to go to England.
dan friesen
Obama is doing due diligence.
jordan holmes
He's going to go to England.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And then he's going to meet with the Queen.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
That's it?
dan friesen
Scandal.
alex jones
Downing Street.
unidentified
Sounds glorious, doesn't it?
alex jones
Actually...
We all have fun doing voices.
Hey, Steve, do you want to do your Texas voice?
You do that pretty good.
Get off my land, boys!
My land!
Go ahead and do one for us.
unidentified
I can't do that now.
alex jones
Yes, you can.
unidentified
Do it.
alex jones
Do it now.
Get where the cowboy hat to do it.
As soon as it's like an Elmer Fun cartoon, he puts his pants on.
unidentified
I don't see any character to do that.
alex jones
Imagine the cowboy hat's now on your head.
Take us out.
You're on the spot.
The curtain parts.
The spotlight's on.
Steve Watson.
unidentified
Get off my lamp, boy.
alex jones
Gotta have some fun.
unidentified
You do.
dan friesen
You do gotta have some fun.
Again, appropriate that he was playing Wipeout.
jordan holmes
That is the most insulting thing, I think.
That's the most insulting, childish...
30 seconds, I think, we've heard on this show.
dan friesen
It's pretty rough.
But you also kind of get the sense that, like, they don't like him.
Steve Watson does not like Alex.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
That response.
jordan holmes
The sigh.
dan friesen
I can't do that right now.
Yeah.
It's pretty great.
jordan holmes
Do it.
You can have the hat on.
Do it.
dan friesen
So Steve comes in, they do their little piece of business, and then Paul Joseph Watson comes in.
And like I'm saying, he just basically says the exact same things.
More or less, his argument is that there's going to be protests at G20, but the protests are actually the globalists secretly controlling these black bloc groups and these anarchists and these people protesting in order to invalidate real criticisms of the globalists and stuff like that.
jordan holmes
That's tortured logic.
dan friesen
It is.
But the only clip that I have is Paul Joseph Watson using our favorite catchphrase.
unidentified
And it's coming from the very top.
They're saying it's going to be a summer of rage.
dan friesen
The summer of rage!
unidentified
Come on, baby!
dan friesen
So I'm now going to cut out every time someone says Summer of Rage.
By that I mean by next week I will have forgotten that I'm going to do that, but I mean to.
So it's Summer of Rage coming.
Alex has a great British impression that is not at all British.
He has white nationalist perspectives on the tent city, or at least white supremacists, certainly.
Marty's got multiple limericks.
Ooh, Marty.
jordan holmes
Oh, Marty.
dan friesen
And Alex wants to exploit homeless people for his documentary.
Which is cool.
Which is great.
jordan holmes
Dan, I actually just called Marty recently.
He might be dead.
dan friesen
He sounds real old.
jordan holmes
Also, I am a medium.
So were he to be dead, I did contact him.
And he wanted to share a limerick with you.
Would you like to read it?
Or would you like me to read it?
dan friesen
I think you should read it.
jordan holmes
You think I should read it?
dan friesen
This isn't an improv scene.
You're not going to pimp me into that.
jordan holmes
Alex thought he was free and clear.
So excited he cracked a beer.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
Schachter came back with a limerick attack and Alex for once felt true fear.
dan friesen
That's better than anything that Marty's done.
jordan holmes
It's a lot better than our previous attempt at a limerick.
dan friesen
I think so.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't like limericks as an art form.
I think it's a...
jordan holmes
Why did you call it an art form?
dan friesen
I mean, it's a poem.
It's a type of poem.
unidentified
Is it?
dan friesen
Yeah, absolutely.
Anyway, that brings us to the end of our 2009 adventure here.
I think there's been some interesting stuff, interesting developments.
I don't know what they signal, and I'm very interested to see what comes of the preceding...
Like, I'm excited to be in April.
Oh, also, I looked into it.
This film that he keeps talking about...
It has to be Fall of the Republic.
That's one of his documentaries that he made.
It is a torturous two and a half hour plus run time.
jordan holmes
Two and a half hours plus?
dan friesen
He's saying that he's going to put it out on the 4th of July.
He doesn't.
jordan holmes
Of course not.
dan friesen
It doesn't come out until later in the year.
jordan holmes
Well, because he's terrible at editing, apparently.
dan friesen
But I think I now have to watch that documentary.
jordan holmes
No, you don't.
dan friesen
I want to see if the tent city's in there.
I want to see if they got this guy as Winnebago.
jordan holmes
You could skim it.
dan friesen
Yeah, I could skim it.
jordan holmes
Ooh, I do want to see if you got this guy.
Maybe you should just Google, is there a Winnebago in this documentary?
dan friesen
I can't imagine that having results.
jordan holmes
I bet there's results.
There's a whole Reddit forum on it.
dan friesen
We'll see.
I may watch that documentary.
I might get really drunk and watch it.
jordan holmes
That's the best way to do it.
dan friesen
That might make it tolerable.
unidentified
Best way to do it.
dan friesen
We will see.
But until we come back with our next episode, we have a website for you all to check out.
We are on Twitter.
It's knowledge underscore fight.
jordan holmes
Indeed.
We are on the Facebook.
dan friesen
That's correct.
We also have a group on there called Go Home and Tell Your Mother You're Brilliant.
So much fun over there.
jordan holmes
We're at the places you could just find where podcasts are.
dan friesen
We're on some other places.
jordan holmes
We're on places where podcasts are.
dan friesen
But not Stitcher.
Anyway, you know what, Marty Schachter?
You might have bored someone to death with a limerick.
jordan holmes
I bet he's choked a man to death with 150 bars of soap.
dan friesen
This guy was a user.
jordan holmes
They fell on him.
dan friesen
Alright, fine.
He's never killed anybody.
Wait, maybe he has.
jordan holmes
Are you Googling whether or not Schachter has killed somebody?
dan friesen
I have Googled it.
He has not killed anybody.
So, Marty Schachter never killed anybody, but one guy who technically probably has, a little gentleman by the name of Alex Jones.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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