Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see what Alex Jones is up to in the present day. If you don't have time to listen to this episode, it's mostly about Alex reporting on a meme that Donald Trump retweeted. Really hard-hitting stuff.
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Indeed we are. | ||
| Dan! | ||
| Jordan! | ||
| Shut up. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| I was going to launch into an interruption of, we have no time for this dumb question because the world is going crazy. | ||
| Right. | ||
| We totally have time. | ||
| We totally have time. | ||
| Laura Loomer is chained to a building. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| Michael Cohen has finally provided a smoking gun of perjury. | ||
| Oh boy, he's weak. | ||
| He's weak, Dan. | ||
| That's why. | ||
| It's not because I'm an inveterate, constant, and sociopathological liar. | ||
| It's because he's weak. | ||
| He's weak. | ||
| So that was my intent when I told you to shut up. | ||
| Yeah, sure. | ||
| It went great. | ||
| But then as soon as it came out of my mouth, I got really self-conscious and forgot to launch into talking about Laura Loomer being chained to a building. | ||
| Which, by the way, as we're recording this, she has already unchanged herself. | ||
| Oh, she's already quit? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| God, why? | ||
| Ugh. | ||
| For those of you who don't... | ||
| It was pathetic before. | ||
| It's the most pathetic now. | ||
| It was very sad. | ||
| Laura Loomer was mad that she got kicked off Twitter, and so she chained herself to the door of Twitter's headquarters, and the police came and said, well, Twitter's not going to press charges. | ||
| If you need us, give us a call. | ||
| And at that point, it was revealed that she had thrown away her key and couldn't get herself off the door. | ||
| Fantastic. | ||
| And they were like, what do you want? | ||
| She's like, I want my Twitter. | ||
| So lame. | ||
| Look, look, I don't enjoy schadenfreude. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah, you do. | ||
| Oh, I totally do. | ||
| And this is one of those times. | ||
| And I love it. | ||
| It was great, too, because she had a fucking Star of David on her, which is not distasteful at all. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because she was trying to present the idea that she was kicked off because she's Jewish. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Laura? | ||
| Come on! | ||
| The other thing that she was doing was she had a printout of one of her tweets, and then a Farrakhan tweet. | ||
| And I would say that the only argument you're trying to make is that Farrakhan should also be kicked off Twitter. | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| I'm not going to argue with you there. | ||
| Yeah, no, you're fine. | ||
| If you want more people kicked off Twitter, I'm listening. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| That's not going to get you back. | ||
| But, yeah, alright. | ||
| That is interesting. | ||
| Yeah, let's kick more people off. | ||
| That is a fascinating, like, hey, hey, if I can't get away with it, then neither should he. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| Okay, yeah. | ||
| Anybody else you got? | ||
| Hey, I'm digging on this. | ||
| What's the list? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, exactly. | ||
| Twitter has been needing to get rid of assholes for a long time. | ||
| Thanks for helping us out. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Everything's crazy right now. | ||
| I got no idea where any of this is going to lead. | ||
| No. | ||
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Chaos. | |
| I know where the Laura Loomer thing is going to lead. | ||
| Nowhere. | ||
| But I mean, in terms of like... | ||
| Corsi's nonsense. | ||
| Michael Cohen. | ||
| He's going to press criminal charges. | ||
| Corsi is going to press criminal charges. | ||
| You know how Corsi can do that, right, Dan? | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| This is all just going to blow up so crazy. | ||
| He was empowered by the state of Florida. | ||
| So, all that is to say, I don't know what's going on with the world, but I do know a lot about Alex Jones. | ||
| And I only know what you tell me about Alex Jones. | ||
| That is our show. | ||
| Look, Jordan, I... | ||
| I've been having a tough time this week because, well, first of all, I was really sort of self-conscious about our Wednesday episode with Reverend Manning. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I was deeply concerned that maybe some of the clips would have been too much for people. | ||
| I can think of specifically a few of them. | ||
| And I'm confused a little. | ||
| Was it the Stoneballs one? | ||
| That's the one you were mostly worried about? | ||
| That one? | ||
| That wasn't it. | ||
| Are you sure? | ||
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Nope. | |
| That was pretty offensive. | ||
| A little later in the episode. | ||
| That was pretty offensive. | ||
| A little later in the episode. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I think you're right. | ||
| It was the stone balls. | ||
| I was a little confused that the response has been mostly positive. | ||
| And I put up a poll in our Facebook group, Go Home and Tell Your Mother You're Brilliant, about whether or not people would like us to talk about Reverend Manning more. | ||
| I believe it was overwhelming. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I don't know if we'll do that. | ||
| I don't know if I'm going to listen to the will of the people on this one. | ||
| But we'll see. | ||
| But I was very... | ||
| I'm glad... | ||
| After the Obama... | ||
| The will of the people is suspect. | ||
| Democracy is dead. | ||
| It died in the darkness of hour nine of the Obama deception. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm going to sit with those thoughts and see where we go in terms of covering him. | ||
| But I'm glad that people enjoyed it. | ||
| I'm glad that people didn't think in any way we were giving a platform for him or trivializing violent homophobia. | ||
| I'm glad because those were some of the concerns I had. | ||
| I was a little concerned about what are our responsibilities here. | ||
| And I realized that I didn't think enough about that before we recorded the episode. | ||
| And I'm glad that people didn't seem to think that we were on the wrong side. | ||
| It seems like you didn't think about that enough before we started the show. | ||
| Certainly didn't. | ||
| This whole podcast is kind of there. | ||
| So the other thing that I've been having a difficult time with this week is I've been listening to Alex in the present day. | ||
| Trying to do a better job of covering his bullshit in the present. | ||
| And his show sucks. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So I didn't... | ||
| Still on that tip, huh? | ||
| We're recording this on Thursday for a Friday release, and I listened to Sunday. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All I could hear was him talking about these immigrant hordes coming over the border. | ||
| They're doing it! | ||
| He implied that... | ||
| Not implied. | ||
| He straight up said that that picture of the woman taking her children away from tear gas canisters was a doctored photo. | ||
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Of course. | |
| It was set up by the globalists. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Of Jerome Corsi. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And I was like, oh, this is bad. | ||
| I don't want to talk about this. | ||
| Monday, same bullshit. | ||
| Tuesday, same bullshit. | ||
| I'm like, I don't know what we're going to do. | ||
| We got to do a current day episode on Friday. | ||
| We got to let people know what Alex is up to. | ||
| So thankfully Wednesday. | ||
| Teasing it out. | ||
| Teasing it out. | ||
| Wednesday rolls around. | ||
| And at this point, you know, it's clear that Corsi is going off script. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He's getting a little weird. | ||
| I'm like, oh, maybe Alex will talk about this. | ||
| There's so much going on by Wednesday that I'm like, Alex has got to get off his dumb immigrants at the border riff. | ||
| He's got to bring something to the table. | ||
| No chance. | ||
| And he did on Wednesday one of the weirder shows I've ever heard. | ||
| And so thankfully, we'll be going over Wednesday, November 28th, 2018 today. | ||
| And I'll say this. | ||
| We're recording this on Thursday. | ||
| I haven't listened to Thursday's episode. | ||
| But I'm willing to bet he's freaking out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is Corsi still on the payroll? | ||
| If he is, they would never say that. | ||
| And actually, there's a clip. | ||
| Alex does say something about Corsi that's really weird in this episode. | ||
| So get ready for that. | ||
| We fucked in a bathtub! | ||
| For Monday's episode, we may have to do another present-day episode, because I think on Thursday and Friday, Alex is going to be losing his goddamn mind. | ||
| I'm excited. | ||
| Based on the news that's broken here on Thursday evening, just before we're recording, about the Cohen situation and stuff like that, Alex is going to have to be in super defense mode. | ||
| But, on Wednesday... | ||
| He starts his show. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| I forgot about this. | ||
| Before we start the show. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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All right. | |
| All right. | ||
| I'd like to give a shout out to people who supported the show. | ||
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We're very excited about that. | |
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Awful. | ||
| Awful on my part. | ||
| There's too much going on. | ||
| There's a lot going on. | ||
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I don't have... | |
| Shut up! | ||
| All right. | ||
| I don't have notes in front of me with all the beats to hit in the intro. | ||
| I'm going off the dome here. | ||
| So anyway, I apologize. | ||
| You're doing great. | ||
| I apologize. | ||
| I almost forgot, but I would never forget about these people. | ||
| I appreciate them also very much. | ||
| First of all... | ||
| Like 9-11, we will never forget you. | ||
| About one of our new donors. | ||
| I'd like to give a shout-out to... | ||
| Thank you so much, Old Man Coyote. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you, Old Man Coyote. | ||
| Thank you very much, Old Man Coyote. | ||
| Also, I'd like to give a shout-out to someone who's joined up with the team. | ||
| Michael S., you are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you, Mike. | ||
| Thank you very much, Michael S. Also, I'd like to say thank you to Nerma. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you, Nerma. | ||
| Thank you very much, Nerma. | ||
| Finally, I'd like to say... | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| It's still coming! | ||
| A special thank you to someone who has joined up with the team on an elevated level, and we appreciate it oh so very much. | ||
| So, Larry, I'd like to say thank you. | ||
| You are now a technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. | |
| Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. | ||
| Daddy Shark. | ||
| Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. | ||
| He's a loser little titty baby. | ||
| I don't want to hate black people. | ||
| I renounce Jesus Christ. | ||
| Thank you, Larry. | ||
| Thank you very much, Larry. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Sorry about that. | ||
| Now, listen, if you... | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Dan, now, I don't want to say this, but... | ||
| Historically. | ||
| Mythologically. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| You might want to keep an eye on Old Man Coyote. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Think he might be up to something? | ||
| He gets around. | ||
| I'm glad. | ||
| All I'm saying is that there are many situations that Old Man Coyote has been in the past, wherein he tricked some white folk, Dan, and I'm just saying, it's a bad time. | ||
| In this case, he's on our side, and I appreciate it. | ||
| All right. | ||
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| Click that button that says support the show. | ||
| We would appreciate it very much. | ||
| Please do. | ||
| Now, to the matter. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Wednesday, November 28th. | ||
| Indeed? | ||
| That's where we are. | ||
| Now, I told you already that I was listening to the doldrums of Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and I wasn't expecting Alex to come with much of anything. | ||
| But then he started the show like this, and I knew I was fucking in for it. | ||
| This show is about Space Jam! | ||
| The most important broadcast we've ever done. | ||
| Ever. | ||
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Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping. | |
| Now you will notice that if you were tuned into the show 20 plus years ago, a lot of you were, I would say that maybe once every two years. | ||
| And then in the last five or six years, I've heard saying it every six months or so. | ||
| In the last two years, I've been saying it every couple weeks. | ||
| Too much! | ||
| Because things just get more intense, more crazy, more amazing. | ||
| At every level. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| There are human clones in Chess Station inside mothers. | ||
| AP's report. | ||
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Okay. | |
| No, those are not human clones. | ||
| I know what story he's basing his bullshit on. | ||
| Are you sure? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I guess not, apparently. | ||
| What do you think he's basing this on? | ||
| I think he's basing it on the Chinese scientist who doctored it. | ||
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Gene editing. | |
| Which I have thoughts on. | ||
| Oh, a lot of people do. | ||
| A lot of the world scientific community has come out very non-wavering. | ||
| Super against it. | ||
| So, just in case other people don't know what this is about, the story he's talking about is about... | ||
| A Chinese scientist named He Jinkui, who's a researcher who earlier this week claimed that he had used gene editing techniques on twin girls who were born recently. | ||
| The issue with Alex even running with this story is that, quote, there is no independent confirmation of He's claim, and it has not been published in a journal where it would be vetted by other experts. | ||
| At this point, there's no proof that this dude did what he claimed to have done, but even if he had, his actions have been roundly denounced by a majority of the scientific community. | ||
| Universal in their reaction that this is irresponsible and premature based on where the science is currently. | ||
| And still isn't cloning. | ||
| You bet. | ||
| That's still not cloning. | ||
| They're just HIV resistant if real. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| And the day after this story broke, China ordered the team to halt all work they were doing and they're launching an investigation into this dude. | ||
| Which likely won't end well. | ||
| No. | ||
| I mean, frankly, recent Chinese investigations have not ended well for a lot of people. | ||
| Specifically movie stars, the head of Interpol. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| So Alex doesn't bring this story back up, but he's leading with it, which is great. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| There are clones and wounds. | ||
| Clones are everywhere! | ||
| Clones and wounds! | ||
| Clones are everywhere! | ||
| I've been telling you! | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I'm like, oh, well. | ||
| This is going to be a good show. | ||
| If he's leading with that, and this is the most important show I have ever done. | ||
| I'm like, oh, this, this. | ||
| I'm listening, buddy. | ||
| So I also looked into it because I was like, maybe that story isn't what he's talking about, the gene editing out of China. | ||
| I was like, I was trying to find any stories about cloning. | ||
| And I found a story that came out of China recently about cloning. | ||
| And it came out the day that Alex is doing this show. | ||
| So I'm thinking maybe he's complaining these two stories. | ||
| The headline of that story is, quote, world's first cloned monkey marks first birthday. | ||
| Eh? | ||
| Eh! | ||
| They're cloning humans! | ||
| A year ago, they cloned a monkey. | ||
| Done. | ||
| You know, because it would make sense that people don't freak out too much about, like, a cloned dog. | ||
| You know, like when someone's dog dies, gets hit by a car, they'll sometimes clone them. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, that happens. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| That happens? | ||
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Google it. | |
| They do that a lot. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I want a fucking clone dog. | ||
| Well, when one of your girlfriend's dogs dies, clone that thing. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| I want it now. | ||
| I want it while it's alive. | ||
| I want another dog that's exactly the same dog. | ||
| You already have that. | ||
| You have two of the same dogs. | ||
| Yeah, I don't have it. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| They're not the same dog. | ||
| They're very similar. | ||
| They're very similar, but they're not the same. | ||
| I want the same dog. | ||
| So a lot of people clone their pets. | ||
| That happens a bunch. | ||
| I did not know that. | ||
| Google it. | ||
| You'll find so many fucking stories about it. | ||
| And sheep like Dolly. | ||
| People don't freak out too much about that. | ||
| But a monkey is so close to humans. | ||
| It's there. | ||
| It's right there. | ||
| They freak people out so much. | ||
| The problem is... | ||
| That very article about this cloned monkey's first birthday ends with this quote. | ||
| Authorities in China have said they have no plans to allow human cloning following the success of the monkey experiment. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I think this is a weird place for me to come out against. | ||
| I think I'm kind of fine with it. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| As far as the gene editing thing goes, unless the scientist was secretly doing it to this lady. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, if she was cool with it, I'm kind of fine with it. | ||
| If you read up on it, there are some indications that he didn't give full disclosure. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Well, then that's fucking horrible. | ||
| From what I understand, I didn't do too much looking into this. | ||
| I read like three or four articles, but one of the articles was saying that some of the people who he was working with were just told that it was like an HIV vaccine type of test or something like that. | ||
| That's fucked up. | ||
| There's possible indications that he wasn't giving full... | ||
| Informed consent to people. | ||
| Here's my plan if I'm him. | ||
| Or not him. | ||
| Although if I was him, I would leave China yesterday. | ||
| I would be out of China so fast. | ||
| He said he's staying. | ||
| No! | ||
| Run! | ||
| Run! | ||
| What? | ||
| That would be smart. | ||
| Run! | ||
| Now, find a place with... | ||
| Very, very lax loss. | ||
| I know one island. | ||
| And just put out on Facebook, like, hey, anybody want a gene-edited baby? | ||
| Somebody's going to show up. | ||
| You get a gene-edited baby. | ||
| There's one doctor I know. | ||
| He's got an island, right? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Val Kilmer's been there. | ||
| Dr. Moreau? | ||
| Oh, this shit flies on that island. | ||
| See, there we go. | ||
| I'm fine with it. | ||
| This story is a complicated, confusing place for Alex to start. | ||
| And the show, it does not get less confusing. | ||
| Trump gets it. | ||
| His gut gets it. | ||
| Let's clone him! | ||
| Trump said the deepest thing I ever did was start going with my gut. | ||
| Because the gut is the entire subconscious. | ||
| Hundreds of times more powerful than the cerebral cortex. | ||
| And then your brain tells you in the gut. | ||
| Stop! | ||
| Don't do that or do this. | ||
| It's called intuition. | ||
| Trump has a whole background, 72 years of understanding, and he's seen it all, and he knows follow your gut. | ||
| It's never wrong. | ||
| My gut's never wrong. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| It's called being psychic. | ||
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Oh! | |
| There we go. | ||
| Now keep in mind. | ||
| Now we kicked it into another gear. | ||
| Keep in mind. | ||
| We went from gut is intuition to then... | ||
| It's full on psychic. | ||
| I have the second psych. | ||
| He has the sooth. | ||
| Now, we've heard Alex say that he's psychic in the past, but it's usually when he's drunk, sometimes late night recording, or deep into a show. | ||
| This is minutes into his show. | ||
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This is minutes into. | |
| He's saying that Trump is a psychic. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He trusts his gut and also Alex is psychic. | ||
| He's saying that they're both psychics. | ||
| It doesn't stop there. | ||
| Dan, historically. | ||
| Just to give our listeners context, when old white men trust their gut, are they usually right? | ||
| They're usually psychics. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Well, then I retract my question. | ||
| I also think that most of the time when people say they're psychics, they're up to something. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Alex is not finished with this. | ||
| Most of the time? | ||
| I would say so. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Alex isn't done with his thoughts about psychic behavior. | ||
| What about Miss Cleo? | ||
| She was up to something. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's called being psychic. | ||
| And real psychics run powerful countries. | ||
| They don't have, you know, TV shows where, oh, darling, you can't tell your secret. | ||
| Oh, yes, that's a bunch of bull. | ||
| You don't find real psychics on the side of the road at gypsy wagons. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| You find them as top generals on the battlefield. | ||
| So, ladies and gentlemen, this is what we're dealing with here. | ||
| That's what we're dealing with. | ||
| That's what we're dealing with. | ||
| A bunch of psychics. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Clones. | ||
| Clones. | ||
| Biggest problem we're facing. | ||
| Second, Trump's a psychic. | ||
| Also, all psychics are world leaders or generals in some fashion. | ||
| That's where you find psychics. | ||
| That's where real psychics are. | ||
| Because if you were a real psychic, you would work your way up to the top, I guess, using your psychic powers. | ||
| I honestly think that that is, like, true. | ||
| It follows. | ||
| I mean, yeah, if you were actually psychic, you wouldn't, like, have a corner store. | ||
| It follows that you would probably try and use that to accumulate power. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Or something like that. | ||
| Or at least wealth. | ||
| I just, I reject the initial premise of this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That there are psychics. | ||
| There are psychics. | ||
| So, like, yes, if that's true, I believe that people would gravitate towards positions of power. | ||
| But, and it's a big but. | ||
| How, what? | ||
| You know what? | ||
| First, I want definition of psychic powers. | ||
| I mean, it has to be you see the future, right? | ||
| Look, clairvoyance is low-tier psychic powers. | ||
| Are you talking about putting thoughts in people's minds? | ||
| Yeah, are we talking about mind reading? | ||
| How about telekinesis? | ||
| What level of psychic are we dealing with? | ||
| That's different. | ||
| That's a different classification of super power. | ||
| I want to know, are we adding psionic powers into this? | ||
| What level of psychic are we dealing with? | ||
| Are we just dealing with fortune tellers who, instead of being fortune tellers, are actually generals on the battlefield? | ||
| Furthermore, if you were a psychic general and you know that other generals are also psychic, why are you guys even fighting these battles? | ||
| The outcome is already ordained by your psychic powers. | ||
| We should just have two dudes sitting at the world. | ||
| Two dudes sitting, having a psychic battlefield. | ||
| And sitting there and be like, why are we even doing this? | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| The real question comes down to it for me. | ||
| What is the real question? | ||
| You're trying to go into this, like, can they move things with their mind and stuff like that. | ||
| That's not the question for me. | ||
| The question for me, is it Matt Parkman season one of Heroes? | ||
| Or Matt Parkman season three of Heroes? | ||
| Those are very different psychics. | ||
| So, in this next clip, Alex gets to something that he believes is going on in the world, and I would say I don't believe him. | ||
| And now, the Chinese Chi-coms, arrogant SOBs, as opposed to the Russian Chi-coms, and control the Democratic Party and much of the Republicans, have red-mearinged Russia as the distraction. | ||
| When Russia is just trying to stop from being overthrown, Russia is completely on the defense, even cut their defense spending this year. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| They are completely encircled. | ||
| But they've culturally come back and are Christian again, and that's why they're powerful. | ||
| That doesn't sound right. | ||
| Because in the seed of that is the seed of the future. | ||
| And the future of Christendom on a planetary scale. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| Now let's continue, because if we don't do that, we're done. | ||
| But we'll have to be shown that first. | ||
| We'll get to look at the devil in the flesh and see billions killed before we finally get on our knees to Christ. | ||
| Yuck. | ||
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Yuck. | |
| So the Russians are entirely defensive. | ||
| They're Christian now, so that's great. | ||
| They're the seed of Christendom. | ||
| They're defensive now, but were they defensive whenever they took those three Ukrainian ships? | ||
| I think he's saying now as a, like, not just... | ||
| In this immediate moment. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| No, because I've heard him talk about that. | ||
| He's saying that these Ukrainian ships just went into a Russian port and didn't tell them they were coming, and so Russia is well within their rights to board these ships and kidnap these sailors. | ||
| That sounds accurate. | ||
| That sounds exactly like what would have happened. | ||
| Doesn't seem quite right. | ||
| It seems like what Russia would say. | ||
| It seems a lot like what Russia would say. | ||
| That definitely tracks. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Huh. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| I don't want to unpack this too much just because it doesn't factor too heavily into the narratives of the show, but it's just another example of Alex creating this sort of Russian propaganda-centric broadcast in the present day. | ||
| It is nice to hear him just kind of very bluntly say that Christianity is equal to fascism. | ||
| That's kind of what he's going for there. | ||
| If the future of Christendom is Russian Christianity, guys, if you're Christian, just give it up. | ||
| You're fascist. | ||
| We're out. | ||
| Call it a day. | ||
| It seems that way. | ||
| So, when Alex said at the beginning of the show that this is the most important broadcast he's ever done. | ||
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| It's not because he comes out as a psychic and outs Trump as a psychic, as well as all these generals. | ||
| Many of whom Alex hates. | ||
| If it was, it would be a very front-loaded show. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| It's not that there's clones in wombs. | ||
| None of this is the case. | ||
| Here is the big news of the day. | ||
| The big news? | ||
| It's the big news presents of today. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| I tried. | ||
| I know. | ||
| You were doing great. | ||
| This is the big news. | ||
| Alex says... | ||
| Here's the deal. | ||
| I have to give away the structure of this episode before we even get to it, because Alex is so bad at his job. | ||
| The clip I'm about to play is the big news. | ||
| After this, Alex is going to start teasing the big news without sort of recognizing that he said it at the beginning of the show. | ||
| So here is Alex talking about his varsity story of the day, which he will then proceed to. | ||
| Fucking tease for the rest of the show. | ||
| This is great. | ||
| And the huge news that's now at newswars.com and infowars.com. | ||
| It's also at drudgereport.com. | ||
| Now that Russia collusion is a proven lie, when do the trials for treason begin? | ||
| Trump tweets warning to opponents. | ||
| And I've got the Hill article here I'm going to read in a moment. | ||
| And the controlled corporate media is already spreading this like, oh my gosh, he's a dictator, it's so evil. | ||
| No, he said trials. | ||
| That means investigations, that means indictments, that means jury of your peers. | ||
| So, okay, here's the thing. | ||
| What Alex is responding to is that the Trump train, a Trump meme Twitter account, tweeted a picture. | ||
| That says exactly what Alex just said. | ||
| Now that Russian collusion is a proven lie, when do the trials for treason start? | ||
| And it's a picture of all of Alex's big bad guys behind bars. | ||
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Right. | |
| So they have bars, and it's a meme. | ||
| And Trump retweeted it. | ||
| That's what Alex's whole story is. | ||
| Trump retweeted a meme, and Alex is like, this is the biggest news in the world. | ||
| All my enemies are going to prison. | ||
| So, the sitting president of the United States. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| While president. | ||
| This is not, like, before. | ||
| This is not after. | ||
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Nope. | |
| This is a couple days ago. | ||
| This is the actual president of the United States. | ||
| Some would say the most powerful man in the world. | ||
| I couldn't believe this, so I had to go to Trump's Twitter to confirm for myself that that actually happened. | ||
| So that actually happened. | ||
| Oh, you bet it did. | ||
| I want to call an end to America. | ||
| I say to you, all of my fellow Americans, we quit! | ||
| Let's just dissolve it! | ||
| Everybody is their own country now! | ||
| That would be great. | ||
| We're all sovereign. | ||
| Yeah, we're all sovereign. | ||
| Shake this shit like an etch-a-sketch. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Yeah, so Alex at no point makes clear that what he's talking about is just a retweeted meme. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's saying that Trump is saying that he's going to do these things. | ||
| Which I guess is a generous interpretation of retweeting a meme. | ||
| Because Trump doesn't have that thing that journalists have in their Twitter bio where it's like retweets don't equal endorsements. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| So it is implied that this is an endorsement of the message. | ||
| I suppose. | ||
| But it's different than Trump coming out and being like, now here's the plan, what we're going to do, I'm going to fucking lock up all these people. | ||
| Except for the fact that he's been yelling lock her up at all of his rallies for the last two years. | ||
| So, I mean... | ||
| And the story came out that he had to be convinced heavily not to try and lock her up. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| So can you... | ||
| I hate that we live in this world. | ||
| I do. | ||
| I hate that we live in this world. | ||
| It's not a fun thing. | ||
| Dan, just for one second, just for one second, imagine, imagine if Obama had retweeted a meme that had like... | ||
| McCain and Fox News. | ||
| Rumsfeld. | ||
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Rove. | |
| People who legitimately deserve to be locked up. | ||
| It would be the number one story across the world. | ||
| This one I didn't even know about. | ||
| Right, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Obama wore a tan suit and I couldn't avoid it. | ||
| Trump tweeted a meme. | ||
| There was a mustard gate. | ||
| This is insane! | ||
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Yep. | |
| What? | ||
| It's pretty nuts. | ||
| No, I'm... | ||
| No. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Revoked! | ||
| Anyway, Jordan, this is the story that Alex is going to make his bread and butter for the day. | ||
| And it's interesting because as this clip goes along, I've just paused it, he's going to keep talking and he brings up something very familiar to us to reinforce his narrative. | ||
| Because these individuals are caught red-handed lying to Congress from Comey right down to Hillary. | ||
| Cohen just pled guilty to that. | ||
| They have all been caught, involved in Uranium One, involved selling out the chai comms, everything they blame Trump for. | ||
| And they illegally surveilled him when he was a candidate. | ||
| Still not true. | ||
| They illegally surveilled his every movement when he was the nominee. | ||
| You really don't understand what illegal means. | ||
| When he was president. | ||
| It's still ongoing. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| And we even had leaked to us. | ||
| And notice it got zero news coverage because it was real. | ||
| No, because it was bullshit. | ||
| A DEA database that came to us through Maricopa County of a CIA company in parallel construction. | ||
| And guess who was being surveilled right after Obama got into office 10 years ago? | ||
| Donald John Trump. | ||
| His personal phone lines, his personal apartment at Mar-a-Lago, and I had that number. | ||
| Still do. | ||
| They've changed it. | ||
| And I'm sitting there looking at this database, and that's Trump's private numbers, and they're all being surveilled. | ||
| Real quick, if anybody out there hasn't listened to our episode called The Dennis Montgomery Investigation, go back and listen to that. | ||
| We spent two hours talking about exactly where this information came from. | ||
| It's one of the biggest crux of shit ever. | ||
| Dennis Montgomery is a huge con man who is trying to find... | ||
| Well, you could generously call opposition research on a judge that was trying to find lies that would fit his narrative. | ||
| In order to smear him, because the judge was presiding over an investigation of Joe Arpaio in Maricopa County. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The database of people... | ||
| Is something that came out of that investigation and has been repackaged as some sort of database of people who were being spied on. | ||
| But it's the same shit. | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| Go back and listen to that episode. | ||
| We've kind of given a spoiler for that. | ||
| But that's what this is. | ||
| Alex is now bringing that information back up, which is just a crock of shit. | ||
| It's awesome. | ||
| It's so awesome to know things. | ||
| If I were running for president, I would have one policy. | ||
| And that would be Maricopa County is officially kicked out of the United States. | ||
| Just build a wall. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That's the only wall I believe in, Dan. | ||
| There's a lot of great people who live in Maricopa County. | ||
| I know! | ||
| And they will be given amnesty? | ||
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Asylum. | |
| They will be given asylum. | ||
| If they would like to leave Maricopa County, that's fine. | ||
| You can remain a United States citizen. | ||
| But Maricopa County itself is dissolved, and it is no more. | ||
| And Arpaio, again? | ||
| Sent to The Hague, where I assume I will be allowed to remove his feet. | ||
| It just keeps coming up. | ||
| Maricopa County keeps coming up. | ||
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It's the worst! | |
| In terms of everything. | ||
| A lot of stuff we look into seems to trace back to malfeasance in Maricopa County. | ||
| So, I don't know. | ||
| Anyway, like I told you earlier, Jordan. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex doesn't not talk about how a lot of his friends are in increasingly hot water. | ||
| And seem to be making it worse for themselves. | ||
| Corsi had no reason to go on television the other night. | ||
| No! | ||
| Bananas! | ||
| So Alex doesn't not talk about it, but this is one of the more confusing things I've ever heard. | ||
| And this is the only thing he says about this on the show. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And, you know, Corsi is a heavy hitter. | ||
| Formerly with the State Department, worked for major agencies. | ||
| And, you know, Corsi was involved in that. | ||
| That's one reason Mueller's so pissed at him. | ||
| That's not why. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And they've been putting the squeeze on Corsi, and it's a love-hate relationship with him because he's been doing some weaselly stuff. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But I'm going to get to that later. | ||
| He says, oh, I'm not going to lie about anything, but we sent out these emails to each other in a cover story because we did have contact with WikiLeaks, but then we had no contact with WikiLeaks. | ||
| Hey, I wasn't there with both of these guys. | ||
| Unless they were both lying to me, there was no contact with WikiLeaks. | ||
| Alex, I have a very simple explanation for this. | ||
| Roger Stone and Jerome Corsi were both lying to you. | ||
| That is what was going on there, buddy. | ||
| I think I have an even simpler explanation for this. | ||
| Alex, you are lying to us. | ||
| You're lying to yourself. | ||
| Yeah, no kidding. | ||
| He doesn't talk about it more, so all I have to do is go from there. | ||
| What he seems to be expressing is the idea that Jerome Corsi told him that Roger and Jerome Corsi had... | ||
| They'd sent those emails to each other about talking to Assange and about sending Ted Mollick to go talk to Assange. | ||
| They made those as a cover story for... | ||
| I don't fucking understand. | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| This is nonsense. | ||
| They're too... | ||
| I mean, as we can see from their actions after this kind of behavior has come to light... | ||
| They're tactical geniuses, Dan. | ||
| There's no doubt about that. | ||
| They created a cover story knowing that this might happen years in advance. | ||
| These people are brilliant. | ||
| And then deleted all their emails when shit got hot. | ||
| Not realizing that all of that was already captured. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| There's no way that they could have caught that. | ||
| Not realizing they had been under investigation longer than they think. | ||
| If you know anything about Maricopa County, you know that they were under surveillance illegally, Dan. | ||
| That's not admissible in court. | ||
| Alex has never said that Jerome Corsi was on that database. | ||
| Although he was a big part of producing that narrative. | ||
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| Jerome Corsi was the go-between between Alex Jones and Mike Zullo and Arpaio. | ||
| So he was the guy who orchestrated the... | ||
| Oh, and Larry Klayman, who is now his lawyer. | ||
| Who's Corsi's lawyer? | ||
| He's Corsi's lawyer? | ||
| Yeah, the guy who said that Obama was bringing Ebola into the country as an attack on white people. | ||
| Do you think he's... | ||
| Do you guys not know that they're bad at this? | ||
| I think that they know that they're the only people that they can trust because they're all dirty as hell. | ||
| Oh, that's possible. | ||
| They're all in trouble. | ||
| I was going to say, how is it that Alex can pretend that I can't believe Corsi would lie to me? | ||
| Like, what? | ||
| Corsi's entire career isn't built around lying to people. | ||
| I was always told that there's honor among thieves. | ||
| Not good, Alex. | ||
| Fair. | ||
| That actually might be the only argument I would accept. | ||
| So, Alex, there's no doubt about it. | ||
| He's persecuted. | ||
| He feels persecuted. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| And in this next clip, he gets into why he believes he's persecuted. | ||
| And because we're telling the truth and bringing people together, including Martin Luther King. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And saying common sense things, but there are only two genders. | ||
| What? | ||
| We're banned everywhere. | ||
| They're coming after our banking. | ||
| Like Martin Luther King Jr. | ||
| They're coming after... | ||
| Everything. | ||
| My family, you name it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| No one's coming after your family. | ||
| That's a dispute with your ex-wife. | ||
| I think you should probably have enough tact not to blame the globalists for your own relationship issues. | ||
| And beyond that, I don't know if Martin Luther King ever gave a speech or his, I have a dream that one day they'll recognize there's only two genders. | ||
| Man, there should be some sort of law of like... | ||
| The GOP, get my name out your mouth law. | ||
| The GOP is not allowed to even mention Martin Luther King Jr. for 50 years. | ||
| It'd be nice. | ||
| Moratorium. | ||
| My feeling on the matter is I have zero interest in arguing about whether or not there are two genders. | ||
| My position is very clear. | ||
| But my position also is that anybody who says that is a shithead. | ||
| Because they don't care. | ||
| They don't care about whether or not they actually believe that. | ||
| It's a troll move. | ||
| Alex is engaging in some sort of weird trolling while evoking the name of Martin Luther King and saying that he tells the truth all the time. | ||
| It's just about owning the libs or whatever the fuck it is these assholes do anymore. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And now, the reason that that's important, though, is that in addition to this weird Donald Trump retweeted a meme narrative that's going to pick up some steam here in a minute, the other secondary narrative that Alex seems to be really stuck in his craw is the idea that he does a really bad job of differentiating between people who are trans and people who are cross-dressers. | ||
| You could have just put a period after he... | ||
| He does a really bad job. | ||
| You bet. | ||
| But he conflates the two very confusingly. | ||
| Not confusingly. | ||
| I'm not super confused. | ||
| But to the point where when you listen to it, he's blurring that line intentionally. | ||
| So you never really know if he's talking about trans people or cross-dressers. | ||
| And it's clear he doesn't really give a shit about the distinction at all. | ||
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| So it makes it a little difficult to unpack. | ||
| I'll try and do my best. | ||
| But there's a story that he's trying to cover and it's about how... | ||
| His version of it is trans people are just trying to groom your children. | ||
| Sure! | ||
| Great. | ||
| Good work, guys. | ||
| That's his take on it. | ||
| The reality of the story is that he found a clip of a cross-dresser who was engaging in this program where they go to libraries and they have cross-dresser story time where kids are shown that cross-dressers aren't weird people, that sort of thing. | ||
| Yeah, they're exposed to a larger world. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's a bad idea, Dan! | ||
| Alex takes that kernel of a story and turns it into trans people are grooming your kids for sexual assault and that sort of thing. | ||
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| Which is rough, and he gets into it in this next clip. | ||
| And we've got incredible footage coming up now where the, quote, trans movement and the drug queen movement, no, it's the sexualization movement of children, is getting up in governmental conferences and saying, We are grooming your kids. | ||
| We're taking your kids from you, and we've got to do this, and we know what we're doing. | ||
| We're weird, creepy people who are not going to talk to your kid in a park. | ||
| We're going to come into your school that you're locked out of by barbed wire and checkpoints and police, and we're going to come up to your five-year-olds, and we're going to screw them up. | ||
| Bad. | ||
| So, that's ugly. | ||
| And the clip in question is someone, I can't remember the person's name, but they're at a city council meeting, and they're explaining how much abuse they've gotten after it was announced that they would be performing or, you know, reading to kids at this event. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And they say... | ||
| The word grooming, but the context is very clear about the idea of as I'm here in front of you, I have 50 people behind me staring daggers into me that all hate me. | ||
| And what we're trying to do is groom the next generation to not be so intolerant. | ||
| That is very clearly the message. | ||
| See all these people behind me filled with hate? | ||
| We're trying to make a next generation that isn't those guys. | ||
| And if you watch the video, which I did, you see when this person says, These people all hate me. | ||
| You see a couple people nod behind them. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Good work, human race. | ||
| It's not just something that they're projecting into the world, like, I think everyone hates me. | ||
| It is very clear that this audience, it's a very brave act that they did. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| To go to the city council meeting and say, we are people. | ||
| We're, you know, this is, there's nothing about, the idea that maybe I do burlesque or something like that in a nightclub doesn't mean I can't talk to kids. | ||
| I'm an adult. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I know how to, you know, filter, I believe the exact quote is, I know how to filter what I present to people. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's just, it's maddening. | ||
| It's exactly what you'd expect from Alex. | ||
| But just because the word grooming was used, he latched onto it and turned it into a, they all want to just fuck your kids. | ||
| You know, it's amazing to me that this whole thing has spiraled out of the real complaint that most of these people have, which is just like, I don't want to have to think about being offensive. | ||
| Like, the real issue is like... | ||
| I don't want to have to think about calling them they or whatever. | ||
| It's he or she. | ||
| It's a five-minute delay. | ||
| This is people angry about the train being late and then being like, and now I'm going to demonize a whole group of people. | ||
| I don't want the discomfort of someone possibly correcting a politeness mistake that I've made. | ||
| Yeah, it's very sad. | ||
| It has nothing to do with anything. | ||
| It's snowflakey on the level of Laura Loomer. | ||
| Fucking handcuffing herself to a door. | ||
| It's actually because she's Jewish. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| So, speaking of pedophiles, imagined or real, the last one, imagined. | ||
| The next one, real. | ||
| Dennis Haster? | ||
| Three big articles out of the Miami Herald and other papers about a big investigative piece about how bipartisan groups, both Republicans and Democrats, work to protect Jeffrey Epstein, who is running a giant child kidnapping rape ring. | ||
| Robert Mueller was also involved and that came out that he was an informant to Mueller for years. | ||
| That's why Epstein only spent a few months in prison. | ||
| Cops worked to put Epstein in prison. | ||
| Prosecutors worked to cut him a break. | ||
| And then the news will only report on it because a future Trump cabinet member gave serial sex abuser deal of a lifetime, which is true. | ||
| And that just shows how Trump's got to do more vetting about who he brings in. | ||
| But the Democrat connections of Bill Clinton on the airplanes is just incredible. | ||
| Wasn't Trump on those airplanes as well? | ||
| That's one of the weird things that Alex doesn't want to talk about. | ||
| He doesn't really mention that, huh? | ||
| So Alex is really out of line in his coverage of this story here. | ||
| The Miami Herald story about Jeffrey Epstein that came out this week is a harrowing look at how a well-connected billionaire can abuse and rape dozens of underage girls, then put together a legal team with assholes like Alan Dershowitz and Ken Starr, One of the major takeaways from the story, however, is that Alexander Acosta, then the U.S. attorney in Miami, was instrumental in negotiating a lenient sentence for Epstein when the police and detectives had put together a case that could put him away for life. | ||
| The reason that's important is that Acosta is Trump's Secretary of Labor, which gives him oversight over international child labor laws and human trafficking. | ||
| The Herald article points out that he's even been floated as a possible replacement for Sessions as Attorney General. | ||
| Although, who knows how realistic that is. | ||
| And someone's name being floated doesn't mean they're going to be it. | ||
| While this is an element that's been perhaps underreported in the past, Epstein's connection to both Bill Clinton and Donald Trump has not been a secret. | ||
| Both men had associated with Epstein regularly in the past, and Epstein's home in Palm Beach is real close to Mar-a-Lago. | ||
| Now, as for Mueller, he has no connection here, past the fact that he was the head of the FBI at the time when Epstein was being investigated. | ||
| This could indicate some involvement on Mueller's part in not pursuing the case in a manner that the facts merited. | ||
| That's definitely a possibility, but that hasn't been proven. | ||
| As is always the case in terms of things like this, Alex is just making shit up. | ||
| The most I could find was a heavily redacted FBI memo that came out that said that he had provided some information to the FBI and that he was cooperating in Florida. | ||
| That doesn't mean that he's a longtime informant. | ||
| That doesn't mean that he was even an informant. | ||
| Alex later in this episode goes so far as to. | ||
| That seems aggressive. | ||
| That's very unfounded. | ||
| At best? | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| And it's so ugly for him to take an innocuous comment about trying to make the next generation more tolerant of people who are different than them and turn that into grooming of children and then here to be so sort of wishy-washy about the real facts of a story about a guy who was a monster. | ||
| Yeah, this is a story about billionaires having a completely different legal system. | ||
| It's not a story about any... | ||
| It's not a side story. | ||
| No. | ||
| This is... | ||
| And everybody should accept that this is wrong in every possible way. | ||
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| And we need to start seriously fucking putting billionaires away in prison for life. | ||
| And not a good prison. | ||
| No, and if you can show and demonstrate that Bill Clinton was involved in this further than just being associated with him... | ||
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Put him in! | |
| Put them in! | ||
| Put them in! | ||
| And Donald Trump, same thing. | ||
| Any of those people. | ||
| Put them all in! | ||
| Anybody who was associating, it doesn't fucking matter. | ||
| A woman got eight years in prison for voting that she didn't even know she couldn't. | ||
| It's wild. | ||
| That's a real thing! | ||
| And it's not a trivial matter. | ||
| This guy, Acosta, Alexander Acosta, was involved in this and is now the Labor Secretary. | ||
| It almost seems connected in some way. | ||
| Not like a one-to-one connection, meaning that because of this, Trump gave him this. | ||
| But it's more along the lines of, like, bye. | ||
| Doing this favor for a billionaire, you get shit. | ||
| You get connections. | ||
| You get all this kind of shit. | ||
| For us to say that would be conspiratorial, but boy does it fuel their work. | ||
| So anyway, Alex doesn't delve any deeper into this story than that clip there. | ||
| It's Clinton. | ||
| It's Clinton. | ||
| It's all Clinton. | ||
| Don't worry about anybody else who was on Epstein's planes ever. | ||
| Don't worry about Trump's literal quote saying he likes them young. | ||
| He's a fun guy to hang out with. | ||
| He sure likes his women young. | ||
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| It would be one thing if he just sort of tried to do the deflection of this story like that, like he always does, like Bill Clinton's on the planes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, whatever. | ||
| But to then also have like a third of your show be about how this drag queen wants to groom your kids and stuff like that, it's just distasteful. | ||
| Like, it really, it's, I know, I know, Alex Jones' entire show is distasteful. | ||
| But it's a different brand of distasteful when it's so, like, emotionally manipulative. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| It gets your lizard brain hackles up and it keeps you from using any form of higher thought. | ||
| It overrides rationality. | ||
| It's why pedophilia is almost always in some way, just like with blood libel and all that shit, they're always coming for your women or your kids. | ||
| We'll get to that in a little bit. | ||
| Oh, of course. | ||
| Are they coming for your white women now, too? | ||
| I don't want to... | ||
| You're going to tip your hand. | ||
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I don't want to tip my hand too hard. | |
| But I do want to tell you that Alex Jones has a big announcement here. | ||
| I will say that this is so fucking hilarious. | ||
| By the way, I'm about two weeks overdue not announcing the meme contest winner. | ||
| $10,000 NPC meme winner. | ||
| I'll announce it at the end of the show today, I promise. | ||
| And we're going to play the piece. | ||
| So one winner, $10,000. | ||
| Congratulations. | ||
| We'll announce at the end of the show. | ||
| I always do the contest and I always pay out on the contest, but it's usually late because I get so busy. | ||
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| Usually because we get so many entries. | ||
| And the meme's dead. | ||
| We don't even put any money on the table for this. | ||
| How about everybody sends it to showtipsinfowars.com or posts on your own Facebook, Twitter, your own website. | ||
| Other variants of now that Russia collusion is a proven lie, when do the trials for treason begin? | ||
| So now he just wants people for free to make new versions of the meme that Trump retweeted. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| This is wild stuff. | ||
| My days as a freelance writer are coming back to me real hard. | ||
| I honestly didn't think that... | ||
| I thought for sure he would just forget about the NPC meme thing. | ||
| I had forgotten about that. | ||
| That disappeared two days after he announced the contest. | ||
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| He had that dude on who was like, that meme's gonna be gone soon. | ||
| All memes go away. | ||
| That's because they're memes. | ||
| It was so hilarious to be listening to this show that he brings that up. | ||
| I'm like, what? | ||
| Does he announce the winner? | ||
| I didn't hear it. | ||
| I always turn it off. | ||
| Did he maybe just not even do it? | ||
| I always turn it off in the fourth hour when someone else is about to take over. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| I don't care about his fill. | ||
| I don't want to listen to Anthony Cumia fucking do it. | ||
| Anthony Cumia does InfoWars now? | ||
| He does the fourth hour every other Thursday. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Oh yeah, has for a while. | ||
| How's our boy picture painting guy? | ||
| Well, John Rappaport, the last time I checked, has a tighter shot. | ||
| Going, so he... | ||
| So he... | ||
| You can't see the picture. | ||
| We don't know for sure whether or not the picture has been hunked. | ||
| And neither confirm nor deny. | ||
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Duh! | |
| That's disappointing. | ||
| But I also generally turn it off even when he's on. | ||
| Because I don't... | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| Of course. | ||
| I'm not interested in Rappaport at all. | ||
| I am only interested in this picture and its storyline. | ||
| So there's a lot of news in the world. | ||
| We've touched on some of the issues, but there's even more news. | ||
| I've heard there's some news. | ||
| One of the stories that broke this week is that GM is closing a bunch of their plants, which is in direct contradiction of the things that Trump has. | ||
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No! | |
| Jobs are coming back! | ||
| So here is Alex deflecting on that story. | ||
| GMs moving to China with five plants. | ||
| They posted record profits after we bailed them out ten years ago. | ||
| And then there's such globalists that they shut down plants in key areas where Trump pledged to keep them open. | ||
| Not because they're not making money, but because they hate this country. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| Man, I gotta tell you, folks. | ||
| There's one thing I know about corporations. | ||
| They love the globalists. | ||
| They're unbelievable. | ||
| You know, they're trying to shut us down financially. | ||
| Turn it. | ||
| Turn it. | ||
| Come on! | ||
| I want to remind you all, without you, we're not going to be here. | ||
| And the biggest thing is, go get an Infowars.com t-shirt. | ||
| All right. | ||
| That's the biggest thing. | ||
| That's the biggest thing. | ||
| Go get an Infowars.com t-shirt. | ||
| Currently, there's free shipping store-wide, and everything is 50% to 70% off, and Alex is constantly saying, we need to get everything out of the warehouse. | ||
| If there's anything I know about business, that's a sign of a successful business. | ||
| I know that when you want an empty warehouse, you are going to refill that warehouse. | ||
| Oh, yeah! | ||
| Whenever you see, like, you know, a car dealership that's got a fire sale. | ||
| Right! | ||
| That means they're doing great. | ||
| Makes perfect sense. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Have you ever been by a mattress store, Dan? | ||
| Everything's gotta go. | ||
| Everything's gotta go, but that's because they're so successful. | ||
| Right, and then two months later you go by, oh, sales ended because now it's a sandwich shop. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Not great, Alex. | ||
| We gotta get all this stuff out of our warehouse. | ||
| It's becoming... | ||
| 18 yogurt shops. | ||
| Kind of giving away a little bit of what's going on there. | ||
| Revealing too much. | ||
| Dad. | ||
| So, like I said, the big news is Trump retweeted a meme. | ||
| I really don't like that that's a thing that you just said. | ||
| I don't like that sentence existing. | ||
| We already know that. | ||
| But as the second hour of the show starts, Alex doesn't realize he's already told the whole story, and so he tries to tease it. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| You know, I just made a decision. | ||
| I'm going to give you ultra-massive news two weeks before it comes out yet again. | ||
| I'm going to throw down the gauntlet, and I'm going to go ahead and drop some major intel on you that I've got from multiple sources on the other side. | ||
| But first, here's part of John Bowne's report. | ||
| All I want for Christmas is Hillary in prison. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Moving on. | ||
| Don't give a fuck, Bowne. | ||
| Now, that seems weird that he'd be like, I'm about to give you two weeks news ahead of time. | ||
| Isn't the news that he tweeted, he retweeted something? | ||
| Well, yeah, but it is... | ||
| How can that come out in two weeks? | ||
| Well, because it's the content of the meme Alex is saying is what's going to happen. | ||
| Trump is going to try these people for treason. | ||
| Oh, okay, okay. | ||
| He's acting like that meme is an announcement of Trump saying... | ||
| It's go time on these people, as opposed to it just being a continuation of his, hey guys, this is what I'm gonna do! | ||
| Keep liking me! | ||
| Lock her up! | ||
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| Strain the swamp! | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That sort of shit. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's all just a con game that Alex is playing into, because he gets a cut. | ||
| Yeah, it's sleight of hand. | ||
| Look over here! | ||
| Look over here! | ||
| So I was confused just momentarily about why he does this, like, I'm gonna do this big reveal. | ||
| Ah, here's a John Bound report. | ||
| And then I remembered, oh yeah. | ||
| Alex's clock works in a certain way where the first six minutes of each hour goes to the local stations. | ||
| So it's not even broadcast out. | ||
| So he's just burying John Bowne's reports here. | ||
| It doesn't even play on the radio. | ||
| The local stations get to do news and weather at the top of the hour and then get back to his show. | ||
| So he's just pimping out his own employees. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| Hey, employees of Infowars, y 'all getting fucked too. | ||
| Also, I don't think you can say... | ||
| That something titled, All I Want for Christmas, dot, dot, dot, is a report? | ||
| No, it's Hillary Clinton. | ||
| I don't think you could say it. | ||
| It's an op-ed piece, maybe? | ||
| He wants Hillary Clinton in prison. | ||
| It's a hard-hitting report. | ||
| Hard-hitting news. | ||
| I really don't think so. | ||
| I bet it's not written well, either. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| All the White House press corps was asking Trump when he was out there getting into Air Force One or whatever, they were like, hey, what does John Bowne want for Christmas? | ||
| Hard-hitting news. | ||
| Have you read this recent report? | ||
| It reads, all I want for Christmas is, you know what? | ||
| Never mind. | ||
| We're going to let this one go. | ||
| Helen Thomas came back from the grave. | ||
| She was asking, what does John Bowen want for Christmas? | ||
| If there's anything I know about hard-hitting reporting that I learned on the knee of Woodward and Bernstein themselves, it's that all good reporting begins with, what do you want for Christmas? | ||
| Upton Sinclair. | ||
| Wrote a tell-all, muckraking book about the things that John Bowne did not want for Christmas. | ||
| Number one on that list, Hillary Clinton, not in prison. | ||
| Every night, every night, Edward R. Murrow would sign off with, thank you very much, and all I want for Christmas is for you to have a good night. | ||
| We could do this for an hour, but Alex needs to tease his big news more. | ||
| Now let me do this. | ||
| I have a lot of interesting sources, and I was getting this information a few weeks ago, and then I saw in congressional hearings and in statements made a movement. | ||
| And then the president's tweet this morning crystallized it all that I needed to talk about this. | ||
| And I was thinking about breaking down what's about to happen. | ||
| And then I got another message from an individual I know that has amazing sources saying the exact same thing. | ||
| And remember, You know, I told you the day after Vegas from the hostage rescue team that he'd been to the Middle East, the room was full of ISIS and Al-Qaeda paraphernalia, that he'd been a gunrunner, and that there were other shooters, and all that later came out. | ||
| And over a year later, they still won't give out an official statement. | ||
| Okay, I just want to say this real fucking quick. | ||
| It is important to note that Alex not knowing that the police put out a report on the Las Vegas shooting is not the same thing as them not putting out a report on the shooting. | ||
| I don't understand. | ||
| On August 3rd, 2018... | ||
| Ignorance is an excuse, right? | ||
| On August 3rd, 2018, the Las Vegas Police Department put out a 187-page final report summing up their investigation. | ||
| 187? | ||
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| On a motherfucking shooting! | ||
| It's numerology! | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Call Eddie Bravo! | ||
| They put out this report summing up their investigation into Steven Paddock and his terrorist attack The report specifically says, quote, While en route to the scene, many investigators heard multiple chaotic emergency-only radio calls coming out in reference to active shooters at different properties along the Las Vegas Strip, fires breaking out at certain properties, actual shooters that were inside the Las Vegas Village venue at the time of the shooting. | ||
| Early reporting from national news outlets reported that ISIS was claiming responsibility for the shooting. | ||
| The investigation revealed none of this information was accurate. | ||
| Alex is operating off rumor and hearsay that got misreported in the chaos that unfolded after this terrorist attack began. | ||
| It's one of the difficulties of our more connected world that bad actors or well-intentioned people with erroneous information can get their inaccurate messages out. | ||
| And then the media can be called liars and cover-up artists because they don't keep reporting those messages after they've been shown to be false. | ||
| The report goes on to say, Paddock acted alone. | ||
| Despite early reports of multiple shooters in different locations, no evidence exists to substantiate any of those reports. | ||
| Thousands of hours of digital media were reviewed, and after all the interviews were conducted, no evidence exists that indicate Paddock conspired with or acted in collusion with anyone else. | ||
| This includes video surveillance, recovered DNA, and analysis of cell phones and computers belonging to Paddock. | ||
| There's no evidence of radicalization or ideology to support any theory the Paddock supported or followed any hate group or any domestic or foreign terrorist organization. | ||
| Everything Alex is saying is based on conspiracy bullshit that came out in the immediate aftermath of the shooting and things that were amplified by his own associates like Steve Pachenik, InfoWars contributor Shepard Ambellis, and Alex's fake intelligence source, Zach. | ||
| None of this is real. | ||
| Alex is saying, like, you know I got these awesome sources. | ||
| You remember how I told you all this shit about Las Vegas that I probably saw on 4chan and then reported and then pretended that everyone was covering up after the fact? | ||
| He was having debates. | ||
| It's nonsense, man. | ||
| It's really crazy that that's what he's using as his barometer of credibility. | ||
| Have you ever noticed that legitimate news outlets don't use the term amazing sources? | ||
| Oh. | ||
| They just call them sources. | ||
| Like, if you don't... | ||
| There's no such... | ||
| You can't have an amazing source. | ||
| Other than if it was like Miss Marvel. | ||
| He uses the same sort of strategy that he does about his sales when he's trying to sell his own credibility. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| What are you talking about? | ||
| Amazing sources. | ||
| You've just got a guy, if that. | ||
| I got free shipping on credibility. | ||
| Also, Shepard Ambellis, the guy who came in, was talking about how they were shooting from helicopters and stuff like that in the Las Vegas shooting. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| He also... | ||
| He made a documentary about chemtrails that I really have been meaning to watch. | ||
| Oh, he is an amazing source, then. | ||
| I read a review of it, and it is fucking scathing. | ||
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| He made it along with... | ||
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Boo! | |
| He made it along with Alex Jones' employee, Jason Burmis. | ||
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God damn it. | |
| And one of the experts is Alex Jones' employee, Anthony Gucciardi, who's no longer an employee of Alex Jones. | ||
| Can they just wear name tags that say whether they're stupid or evil? | ||
| That's all I want. | ||
| I just want them to wear a name tag where I'm like, oh, you're just dumb. | ||
| You're not evil. | ||
| Or somebody who's just like, or even like a chaotic evil. | ||
| Just give me some sort of D&D range of ideology here. | ||
| That's all I need. | ||
| That'd be nice. | ||
| Also, I'm sorry. | ||
| I got off track. | ||
| I needed to say something about the GM plant's closing. | ||
| Oh, yeah, that's right. | ||
| Because Alex said that it was because they hated America. | ||
| But if that were the case, it's kind of hard to explain why some of the plants they're closing are in Canada and South Korea, which kind of doesn't track with the trying to punish America thing. | ||
| Canada is North American. | ||
| What is South Korea but America-like? | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| According to GM, the move is essentially about trying to make the business more flexible moving into the future, as traditional automobiles are less appealing to consumers. | ||
| It really sucks that they're laying off thousands of employees, but it's not rooted in a hatred of America. | ||
| It's rooted in a fear that another auto crash might be coming and a desire to get ahead of it. | ||
| Sales of sedans have been slipping pretty seriously for a long time now. | ||
| Ford announced in April that they would end production on all sedans by the end of 2018. | ||
| Apple, Uber, and Tesla are all working on the next generation of transportation with self-driving cars and what have you. | ||
| So the auto industry is coming to the realization that they're not up against the normal market forces that they're used to. | ||
| And that Silicon Valley is poised to all but make their products obsolete. | ||
| it's all bullshit like it's all terrible this is awful The employees and what have you. | ||
| But because of the show we do, the most important thing that bears mentioning is that Alex is full of shit. | ||
| It has nothing to do with Trump or punishing America or anything like that. | ||
| It's unfortunate. | ||
| I mean, it's just capitalism. | ||
| I did hear that GM was opening a bunch of coal mines, though. | ||
| Oh, that's true. | ||
| Yeah, so they're bringing back coal jobs. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| They needed to give a little... | ||
| Hand out. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Here you go, buddy. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| That's what they're doing. | ||
| Sorry, that was a little out of order, but it bared mentioning just because Alex is so full of shit. | ||
| What is it going to take for Trump voters to realize that everything he sold them was a lie? | ||
| Probably nothing. | ||
| I mean, it's not going to work. | ||
| Like, if your argument against GM closing shit is just like... | ||
| They did it because they hate America. | ||
| Then that argument never fails. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| That's why I'm saying it's never going to... | ||
| Yeah, that's insane. | ||
| Shouldn't at some point you be like, well, that doesn't make sense. | ||
| I doubt it. | ||
| I doubt that day is going to come. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| You can't... | ||
| And they are dumb. | ||
| They are dumb. | ||
| They're just... | ||
| It's like the old saying, you can't fool all the people all the time, but about 30% you can fool all the time. | ||
| You can fool 99.99% of the time because they're just fucking dumb. | ||
| So we already know what Alex's big narrative is. | ||
| I've already spelled this out. | ||
| There's a little bit of finer points to here and there. | ||
| Let's reiterate his big narrative. | ||
| Is a retweet. | ||
| And the ramifications of that retweet. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That he's pretending come from sources and what have you. | ||
| Amazing sources. | ||
| Amazing sources. | ||
| So, you already know that. | ||
| But if you didn't know that, this would be incredibly frustrating. | ||
| He comes in and says, I'm going to tell you two weeks news ahead of time. | ||
| He's like, I'm going to reveal all this news. | ||
| Oh, I'm going to cockblock you with John Bounds' report. | ||
| He comes back, starts talking about how big the news is, and then starts talking about how he was right about Vegas. | ||
| It's the same game he always plays, and then he gets to this. | ||
| And, you know, you just don't appreciate edging the way a lot of people do, all right? | ||
| It's a perfectly fine masturbatory practice. | ||
| Well, get ready to get teased more. | ||
| I always tend to just blurt out the big giant news when I feel like it's the right time to do it. | ||
| You already did! | ||
| I always say, coming up next hour, then I start saying what I'm going to cover next hour. | ||
| I just want to get it out there. | ||
| But stuff like this is so big that I really should, like, wait until tomorrow to tell you. | ||
| Instead of just saying, hey, here it is, and then I give people incredible information, and it's just like, ah, big deal. | ||
| And then it comes true in a week or two, and there's not even any press coverage of it. | ||
| And it's not about me getting attention or credit. | ||
| It's about they're trying to say I'm a liar. | ||
| You are. | ||
| They're trying to say I'm wrong all the time. | ||
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You are. | |
| They're trying to say I've done all these things I haven't done, that I'm calling for violence. | ||
| You probably are. | ||
| And you probably killed a guy. | ||
| I have to show you that we know what we're talking about. | ||
| He rambles a bunch more. | ||
| I mean, you're right. | ||
| It is just sort of fake news edging. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because I think he's realizing as he talks, he's like, this is not good. | ||
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | ||
| This is soft. | ||
| Oh, yeah, we're going to get to the big news! | ||
| We're going to get to the big news! | ||
| But, you know, I think a lot of people just don't believe us. | ||
| I want to say the big news, but I think I should wait on it. | ||
| I need more press. | ||
| Oh, we're going to bring this big news to a head! | ||
| You're just going to get that big news all out of you! | ||
| You're just going to rub that big news machine and it's going to spray out of everywhere! | ||
| If I really commit to this... | ||
| Dan is going to realize that this was just something Trump retweeted. | ||
| I'm going to be embarrassed as fuck. | ||
| I'm sure that's not his thought process. | ||
| I think it would be nice if it was. | ||
| So here he sort of reveals what the news is. | ||
| This is very important because I'm not just going to tell you what's going to come out in the next two weeks. | ||
| Now, it could change. | ||
| They could decide not to do it. | ||
| But where does Trump's going to go ahead and let the dogs loose? | ||
| In fact, the dogs have been told you're off the chain. | ||
| Who? | ||
| Who? | ||
| Who let the dogs out? | ||
| You're seeing what's going on here. | ||
| The president's tweeting that he's going to have their asses locked up. | ||
| It's a retweet of a meme. | ||
| And they sure as hell deserve it. | ||
| So, the dogs are off the chain, which is something that Alex has said about a hundred times so far in the time that we've been covering him. | ||
| He says it all the fucking time. | ||
| Also, the idea... | ||
| So far, they are ineffective dogs. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| At best. | ||
| Did you ever see... | ||
| Of course you didn't see this. | ||
| There was a Kennel from Hell match, I believe was the name of it. | ||
| Of course I didn't see that. | ||
| So, in the... | ||
| There's a Kennel from Hell match? | ||
| Let me tell you about this. | ||
| What, did Michael Vick run that one? | ||
| All right. | ||
| References to 10 years ago. | ||
| This was before that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This was in the WWF, back when it was the WWF. | ||
| There was a match between the big... | ||
| So, it was run by the World Wildlife Foundation. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It was a match between the big boss man and this guy named Al Snow. | ||
| Al Snow's character, he was a lunatic. | ||
| He, for most of his career, talked to a foam head called Head. | ||
| It was just a big joke about oral sex being called Head. | ||
| His theme music would be like, who wants some head? | ||
| And he'd come out with the big mannequin doll head. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| Subtlety is important. | ||
| That's less important. | ||
| I believe, if I recall correctly, the only reason he ended up with the mannequin head was because he used to have a dog. | ||
| A little dog that he would bring along with him and he would talk to because he was crazy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The big boss man invited him to a dinner at a hotel room. | ||
| Oh no, he ate his dog! | ||
| He fed him his dog! | ||
| He fed him his dog! | ||
| You bet. | ||
| That's crazy! | ||
| So he made Al Snow eat his dog. | ||
| Now, I don't understand kayfabe rules entirely, but he didn't actually make him eat his dog, right? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| It was probably steak. | ||
| Do we have... | ||
| Do we have independent confirmation that he didn't eat his own dog? | ||
| I think it would have been a lawsuit. | ||
| Well, that's why they aren't called the WWF anymore. | ||
| So the big boss man makes Al Snow eat his dog. | ||
| And in response to this, Al Snow ends up challenging him to a kennel from hell match. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Which is the ring. | ||
| Right? | ||
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| And then there is a steel cage around it. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And in the outside of the cage, there's a bunch of dogs. | ||
| So the idea of it is... | ||
| Oh, I get it. | ||
| If one of them gets thrown out of the cage, they're going to get eaten by dogs. | ||
| It will be an ironic punishment. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It's the old idea of a lumberjack match where you have a bunch of wrestlers outside the ring and if you get thrown out, they all beat you up. | ||
| They were kind of hoping that what would happen is people would get attacked by dogs if they get thrown out of the ring. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But the dogs... | ||
| They're cute, nice little dogs. | ||
| They didn't play along. | ||
| They were just kind of shitting outside the ring. | ||
| Dogs love people! | ||
| It ended up being one of the more embarrassing things that the WWF ever did, which is saying something. | ||
| Goddamn World Wildlife Federation. | ||
| The reason I say this, the reason I bring this up, is that those are the sort of dogs that are apparently Donald Trump's... | ||
| They're just shitting around. | ||
| Yeah, basically. | ||
| I gotcha. | ||
| So, I mean, basically what he's saying is the news is that... | ||
| You know, Hillary's going to prison, lock her up, all that stuff. | ||
| He says that he's going to get into, like, what they're going to do to respond. | ||
| He doesn't really. | ||
| He just says that there's going to be false flags, which is, again, something he says all the fucking time. | ||
| None of this is new at all. | ||
| Here's the other... | ||
| Here's what frustrates me so much about these fucking idiots. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| So we do lock her up. | ||
| Then fucking what? | ||
| I don't think he's gone that far. | ||
| Like none of them have! | ||
| None of them think about the next step! | ||
| They just do this thing where they want this thing! | ||
| Like after her dumb, dumb, dumb fuck shit that she said about how one of the ways that we... | ||
| Get out of this extremist thing as we deport more people or whatever it is. | ||
| She's fucking stupid. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, at this point, like... | ||
| Fight nationalism by... | ||
| Yeah, by deporting people. | ||
| By doing what they want you to do. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Like, okay, Hillary, fine. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'm throwing you to the lock-her-up dogs. | ||
| I don't give a shit. | ||
| Get locked up. | ||
| But it doesn't change anything even for them! | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Like, what good does it do anyone? | ||
| It actually does them bad. | ||
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| They need to maintain the... | ||
| They need her as the big bad, yeah! | ||
| Basically, of... | ||
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| You have a lot of... | ||
| You can get a lot of mileage out of wanting to lock her up. | ||
| You get much less out of actually doing it. | ||
| It would be so disappointing. | ||
| Yeah, it would be a very ruined orgasm, as they say in the pornographic worlds that you're alluding to. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It's not a pornographic thing, Dan. | ||
| You can just do it on your own. | ||
| Oh, that's true. | ||
| Spend all day, you build up imagination. | ||
| I have no idea what I'm doing here. | ||
| So, all this news is just nothing. | ||
| It's just either rehashing of things that have been a theme of Trump's campaign rallies for all of the time that he's been doing them, or just Alex projecting things that he imagined are the case. | ||
| Until he says this as he's going out to break. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| And I have a lot of thoughts about this. | ||
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| All of her emails are about to get released. | ||
| You know, the 35,000? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, and a bunch of other stuff about Robert Mueller. | ||
| And Comey and all you criminals. | ||
| Get ready, scumbags. | ||
| Alex? | ||
| The reason all of your friends are in trouble right now is because they publicly indicated that they knew about things that were coming out before anyone should have known that they came out. | ||
| You just did something that you better fucking hope if those emails do come out you better fucking hope that you know that the provenance of those emails is clean. | ||
| Because if not, that clip is playing in court. | ||
| I don't know what's going to happen in the future. | ||
| I don't know if all of her erased emails are going to come out. | ||
| I imagine a lot of them are exactly what she says they were, like planning yoga meetings or whatever. | ||
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Sure. | |
| I'm sure a bulk of them are that. | ||
| Maybe you'll find a couple things that are suspicious in there, too. | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
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Right. | |
| But I do know that, Alex, you fucked up. | ||
| No matter what the case is, you fucked up. | ||
| Right there. | ||
| Right there, you fucked up. | ||
| Should not have said that. | ||
| I will never understand what these guys think is a crime. | ||
| I don't know what they think is a crime. | ||
| The only way that clip right there isn't to fuck up is if nothing happens. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, if these emails never come out, who gives a shit? | ||
| Which most likely nothing will happen. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| Or, I guess there is, you know, I guess there's a world where the emails do come out and they were, the FBI had them or something like that, and someone in the FBI told him. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's possible. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But if those emails were hacked. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| Yeah, that's not good. | ||
| Alex. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| You're in trouble. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| There's no consequences for these people other than just infuriating me. | ||
| Well, that's what the show's about. | ||
| Speaking of which, here's this next clip. | ||
| We know about the fraudulent polls and all the rest of it. | ||
| We saw massive election fraud and people voting in the names of dead people and illegal aliens publicly voting. | ||
| Stop it! | ||
| Democrats stealing elections. | ||
| Stop it! | ||
| Trump. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| There is some sort of international nationalism that's... | ||
| So this is something that I wanted to get into a tiny bit on the show, which we haven't really. | ||
| Alex has a number of times talked about how Brazil, a nationalist, has won, and he's a Trump kind of guy, he's even said. | ||
| No, he's a fascist dictator kind of guy. | ||
| And it's real fucked up that Alex is including Jair Bolsonaro as one of his positive signs of candidates winning internationally. | ||
| Hey, you know what? | ||
| For a number of reasons. | ||
| Listen, he is so hideous I wouldn't even rape him. | ||
| Well, we're going to get to that. | ||
| By the way, that is not a thing that I said. | ||
| That's a reference to something he literally said! | ||
| About a congressperson. | ||
| About a congress- We'll get to that. | ||
| The first issue that I have with Alex being into Bolsonaro is that he came to power in what is very clearly a right-wing coup, where his predecessor, Lula, was jailed on trumped-up corruption charges by a judge named Sergio Moro, who would then go on to be made Minister of Justice as soon as Bolsonaro became president. | ||
| That sounds crazy. | ||
| There's no way that that would happen. | ||
| That stink of corruption is enough for anyone to be suspicious, but the reality of who Jair Bolsonaro is should really frighten people who care about human rights. | ||
| Here are just some of the things that make him a real shithead. | ||
| In 2017, he said of a black settlement in Brazil, quote, they do nothing. | ||
| They're not even good for procreation. | ||
| He referred to black activists as animals who should, quote, go back to the zoo. | ||
| In 2014, he said, quote, I wouldn't rape you because you don't deserve it, to Congresswoman Maria do Rosario on the floor of Congress. | ||
| He later clarified, saying he's not a rapist, but wouldn't rape Rosario because she's ugly and, quote, not his type. | ||
| Clarified. | ||
| Clarified. | ||
| It's very nice of him to clarify that he's a monster. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He promised to, quote, end activism in Brazil, saying of his political opponents, quote, either they go overseas or they go to jail. | ||
| These red outlaws will be banished from our homeland. | ||
| It will be a cleanup the likes of which has never been seen in Brazilian history, which is saying a lot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Considering Brazilian history? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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| He said in an interview with Playboy that he would, quote, be incapable of loving a homosexual son. | ||
| I would prefer my son to die in an accident than show up with a mustachioed man. | ||
| He had criticism... | ||
| What about like a clean-shaven dude, though? | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Or a goatee? | ||
| He had this criticism of the military dictatorship that ruled Brazil from 1964 to 1985. | ||
| Didn't murder enough! | ||
| Quote, the mistake was to torture but not kill. | ||
| He later made it very blunt, saying, quote, I'm pro-torture and the people are too. | ||
| He said, quote, You won't change anything in this country through voting. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Absolutely nothing. | ||
| Unfortunately, you'll only change things by having a civil war and doing the work the military regime didn't do. | ||
| Killing 30,000. | ||
| Starting with former President Ferdinando Henrique Cardoso. | ||
| Killing. | ||
| If a few innocent people die, that's alright. | ||
| Since being elected, Bolsonaro has cracked down on his political opponents under the guise of purging leftists from the country. | ||
| There have been numerous reports of government officials showing up at universities and confiscating materials deemed to be leftist. | ||
| Quote, We live in an era of a witch hunt. | ||
| So, Alex is into this guy. | ||
| If anybody has been paying attention to Brazilian politics in the past five years, it is one of the more, like, I guess, tragic... | ||
| Very. | ||
| If you're watching the end of a democracy, that's what you... | ||
| If we're in the end of a democracy right now, we saw the end of a democracy happen in five years in Brazil. | ||
| And we have some culpability for it, too. | ||
| Oh, well, hey, come on. | ||
| We're capitalists. | ||
| Of course we're going to support the... | ||
| What are we going to support? | ||
| Those people who care about the poor? | ||
| Come on! | ||
| Come on, Dan! | ||
| Billionaires need slightly more money! | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's such a mess. | ||
| And the fact that Alex is so uninterested in any of these things, like, I mean, sure, I understand the idea of not caring that he's a misogynist, homophobe, racist asshole. | ||
| I understand that to some extent from Alex's position. | ||
| Because he is a misogynist, racist asshole. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I understand that to a degree from him, but I can't understand the idea of Alex... | ||
| If he knew the sort of things that he's doing, in terms of making Sergio Moro the minister of justice, the idea of cracking down on these universities and saying they can't teach X, Y, or Z thing, I don't understand why Alex would be okay with that. | ||
| It indicates a lack of any knowledge, or he is totally fine with fascism, as long as it's his kind. | ||
| Yeah, I would go with the second one. | ||
| I think that we're seeing that. | ||
| I mean, if he supports Marine Le Pen, I think we actually have him legally supporting a legal fascist. | ||
| Hey, we're going to get to that in a little bit, too. | ||
| Of course we are! | ||
| So now, at this point in the show, Alex Jones has a guest. | ||
| And this is one of the other reasons why I thought it would be fitting for us to cover this episode, because this guest is a big problem. | ||
| The establishment is making its move on our children. | ||
| Faith Goldie. | ||
| No! | ||
| No! | ||
| And of course, she's worked with a lot of other great folks like Laura Southern and others at The Rebel. | ||
| And she's freelancing right now. | ||
| Faith, thanks for coming on with us. | ||
| It's great to see you. | ||
| Thanks for having me back on, Alex. | ||
| I hadn't listened to a ton of Faith Goldie talking, and I didn't realize... | ||
| You'll hear this as she talks a little bit, but we're not going to listen to too much of her. | ||
| She basically sounds like she's doing an Ann Coulter impression. | ||
| It's crazy how much the verbal patterns are very similar. | ||
| Faith Goldie is someone who's running for politics in Canada. | ||
| It's really interesting. | ||
| There was an article in The Cut that came out recently that was written by someone that she went to school with. | ||
| Figure out how the person that she knew in high school could be the person who exists now. | ||
| It was actually a really interesting article. | ||
| I recommend people read it because it talks about how she went from being this really friendly, outgoing, magnanimous, weed-smoking, helping younger people, should have people over and answer questions about relationships and alcohol and things like that. | ||
| In her senior year, she was in a production of the Laramie Project, had a candlelight. | ||
| Vigil for Matthew Shepard, that sort of thing. | ||
| Really? | ||
| And then now has become this white nationalist neo-Nazi who shows up on shows like Red Ice, shows up on shows and recites the 14 words. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| And these sorts of things. | ||
| How does one... | ||
| Like, bridge that gap. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| It's really interesting. | ||
| I recommend people read it. | ||
| It's more than I can really get into. | ||
| In this next clip, Faith and Alex have a little bit of a talk about what they're most interested in, and they reveal where their positions lie. | ||
| And Alex, you're 100% right in saying that we're ultimately the ones who are going to have to pay for it. | ||
| We're going to have to pay for it, not just demographically with the changes we're going to sustain, but sociologically, economically. | ||
| That's the problems of immigration. | ||
| We're going to have to pay for it demographically. | ||
| There's going to be people not like us around. | ||
| Blah! | ||
| Shouldn't be saying stuff like this. | ||
| So in this next clip, they talk about... | ||
| They just shout a bunch of Islamophobic nonsense. | ||
| But at the end of this clip, Alex has a complaint about Muslims that surprises me. | ||
| I wouldn't have thought that this would be something he's concerned with. | ||
| I have three daughters. | ||
| I am Islamic sexual mutilation, having their genitals cut off, very phobic of that. | ||
| I'm phobic of gay people being thrown off buildings. | ||
| I am phobic of the horrible third world conversation. | ||
| conditions these people are in. | ||
| I'm phobic on how about 80% of Islamic men in the West are on welfare and never work and walk around their nightgowns all day stinking. | ||
| That doesn't sound right. | ||
| You bet. | ||
| I am absolutely phobic of them and the gang raping and the making fun of people. | ||
| That's a weird, uh... | ||
| That was a barrage of things that don't equivocate. | ||
| No, but at the end, the making fun of people seems like a real strange thing to put on the list. | ||
| Seems like that would be their free speech. | ||
| I hate the way that they're unemployed, and they don't smell great, and they mutilate generals. | ||
| Genitals. | ||
| They can't mutilate generals. | ||
| They're psychics. | ||
| See it coming. | ||
| But what I really hate is the way they make fun of people, Dan. | ||
| That's what I really despise. | ||
| Very strange. | ||
| I couldn't make heads or tails of that, really. | ||
| But I think it goes to Alex's, like, I don't like feeling bad. | ||
| But is he for or against in this? | ||
| I mean, I get that he's against people who are Islamic, period. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But he's against them because they push gay people off buildings? | ||
| No, he's using that as a means to attack all Muslims because he thinks that they're all that. | ||
| As opposed to recognizing that there is a cross-section of Muslims as there is of all people that are fucking dicks. | ||
| There is just a percentage of all groups that are bad people. | ||
| He just decides, in this case, because it's the group that he and his boys have decided to turn into the other that they marginalize the most, that they are all complicit in that. | ||
| So that's kind of what he's doing there. | ||
| God, I hate him. | ||
| I hate him! | ||
| You're going to hate him more after this next clip. | ||
| I mean, this is literally the invasion of inbred retards. | ||
| What? | ||
| You import the third world, you become the third world. | ||
| No! | ||
| Right. | ||
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No! | |
| No! | ||
| The literal! | ||
| That's not how America has proven that! | ||
| America has proven that again and again and again! | ||
| That's one of the ideas of it. | ||
| That's the whole thing! | ||
| The fucking Irish! | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| We were doing great and then we just came over and made America better? | ||
| Do you remember the... | ||
| I fucking hate these people! | ||
| Leave America! | ||
| The plaque... | ||
| She's Canadian. | ||
| The plaque that's on... | ||
| Oh, also, when he was saying earlier that she's freelancing, it's because she got fired from rebel media because she went on these shows and said Nazi shit. | ||
| Remember that plaque on the Statue of Liberty that's like, bring me your rich, your really affluent, your well-to-do people who have jobs? | ||
| Give me that first world, baby, I believe is the... | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's what it was paraphrased as. | ||
| So, lest you think that just Faith Goldie and Alex, they're just going to sit around and talk about Islam and how much they don't want those people coming into the country. | ||
| That's not all they talk about. | ||
| Alex brings back up that clip he has of the cross-dresser addressing a city council meeting, and Faith Goldie says something incredibly horrible. | ||
| I hate to interrupt you. | ||
| No, you don't. | ||
| No, actually, this time... | ||
| Because if you hate to do it... | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| This time I am very conscious that I am doing that. | ||
| There is just one thing that I want to say about how stupid these people are, which is, how is it that you don't realize? | ||
| I mean, even in their perfect world of like, we never bring in third world people. | ||
| You're only bringing in the affluent. | ||
| You're only bringing in the wealthy. | ||
| They're only getting wealthier. | ||
| All that's going to wind up happening is you're removing the serfs. | ||
| And you're going to become the serfs. | ||
| Even in their own world of like... | ||
| If you brought in only the upper crust of all other countries, then the middle class here would be exceedingly poor. | ||
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| So there's that. | ||
| Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. | ||
| Like, if you really want a white nationalist country, you should be bringing in as many third world people as possible to work on your plantations. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Fucking idiots. | ||
| I hate them. | ||
| That's a strategic issue. | ||
| They don't make any sense. | ||
| No. | ||
| Okay, see, now that's why I felt like I needed to say it, and I apologize for getting you off topic. | ||
| They make emotional sense to the people that they're targeting, is the issue. | ||
| They're just stupid. | ||
| So in this next clip, like I said, they get back to the cross-dresser narrative that Alex has turned into. | ||
| All trans people are really just trying to groom your children. | ||
| Faith Goldie says something real awful. | ||
| No one grows up being this sort of sexual deviant. | ||
| I'm sorry to say they've been groomed because of some sort of exposure, desensitization, or abuse. | ||
| And so what happens is basically the way that these sexual deviants create more sexual deviation is by abusing others. | ||
| So that's the way they reproduce and keep on going. | ||
| I don't even want to address that, but I just wanted to play it to show this lady sucks. | ||
| So in this next clip... | ||
| Nail in the coffin right there. | ||
| Alex announces that this is the night before Faith Goldie is getting married. | ||
| Congratulations, Faith. | ||
| And Alex says something about her to-be husband, her fiancé. | ||
| And I have some thoughts about that. | ||
| And Faith Goldie is in Fuego. | ||
| She's about to get married to her... | ||
| Her groom, great patriot, and they're over there in Europe, where he's from. | ||
| So he's a great patriot. | ||
| Of what? | ||
| Where? | ||
| To whom? | ||
| So Faith Goldie's fiancé is a man named Joseph Viesner. | ||
| Not a whole lot is known about him, other than that he's a... | ||
| Before we go any further, she's a Nazi, Viesner? | ||
| Just saying! | ||
| He's a European nationalist, and he appears to have some association with fascist groups, from what I can tell, but it's really hard to nail down. | ||
| He doesn't have a ton of stuff about him that's publicly available. | ||
| The only other thing that I can say for sure about Joseph is that he was thrown out of Royal St. George private school for what then-principal Hal Hannaford called, quote, an anti-Semitic incident. | ||
| The incident in question was an internet message board that was started and became a hotbed for bigotry, and specifically anti-Semitism. | ||
| When a fellow student voiced disapproval with the messages being made on this board, someone replied, and I apologize for my language that I'm about to say, I quote, You little fucking faggot, who are you? | ||
| Nobody knows you. | ||
| You're probably some fucking Jew who doesn't deserve to exist and who should be thrown into an oven with the rest of them. | ||
| Fucking kike, get off this site. | ||
| Nobody wants you here. | ||
| Fucking cheap piece of motherfucking shit. | ||
| Next time you decide to send something, put some thought into it. | ||
| All right, you little fucking Jew. | ||
| Don't go off blabbing about random bullshit. | ||
| Okay, you fucking hook-nosed parasite. | ||
| That's all I have to say for the moment. | ||
| It turns out that the person who disapproved of the hatred on this board was actually four female students who printed off the messages from the board and reported them to Mr. Hannaford. | ||
| Joseph was one of three students kicked out of school for this, which doesn't necessarily mean that he wrote the above message, but definitely means that he was writing similar things, given that four additional students were suspended for shorter terms for being bystanders on the message board, which means that he was definitely deeply involved in posting messages like the one that was reported. | ||
| One of the chief concerns that educators had was the fact that the language that was being used seemed very anachronistic, like holdovers from 1930s antisemitism, which seemed odd to be coming from 15-year-olds. | ||
| The conclusion they came to was that there was very likely some kind of radicalization happening that these students had been the target of, which they then became the distributors of. | ||
| People who knew Faith in high school, as well as classmates of Joseph, said that they believe that his influence, and how he came into her life around the time that her mother was suffering with stage four breast cancer, led Faith down the hateful path that. | ||
| Cult shit. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| Seems almost clear. | ||
| Found it your weakest moment. | ||
| Most suggestible and somebody gave you something to blame. | ||
| People who knew her have indicated that they believe that what happened was the way that she went from being this really outgoing, nice, very sociable person in high school to what she is now is that around this time, tragedy struck in her life where her mom was her rock before that. | ||
| She was very weak and vulnerable and she happened to meet this guy who got thrown out of school for posting anti-Semitic shit on a message board and he said Yeah, | ||
| man, there's just one thing that you want to, like, I feel for her now, because if there's anything I know about these exact stories, sooner or later she's going to be abused in some way. | ||
| That's the end of this Faith Goldie chunk. | ||
| But, I mean, it's wild. | ||
| It's wild who he talks to and doesn't recognize what they're really about. | ||
| Faith, if you're listening to this, get out. | ||
| Get out. | ||
| Get out. | ||
| You can. | ||
| You can. | ||
| You can get out. | ||
| It's too late. | ||
| Move to Vancouver. | ||
| And they open up a bike sale shop. | ||
| But, I mean, he's calling Bolsonaro a nationalist in the Trump vein, who's one of these success stories internationally. | ||
| Then he has Faith Goldie, someone who has very clearly indicated neo-Nazi positions and affiliations, has her on and says that her husband is a great patriot who's not even an American in any way. | ||
| He's a great patriot. | ||
| And only as a patriot if your version of patriotism is protecting whiteness. | ||
| How much more clear can you make it? | ||
| There's no other way you can have an international nationalist movement against the globalists calling people patriots. | ||
| If it's not uniting in some sense... | ||
| It's a white nation. | ||
| And it's a white nation. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| He's a patriot for Germany or Austria or wherever it is he's going to be. | ||
| He's our patriot there. | ||
| But he's our patriot there because he supports... | ||
| The nation of whiteness. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So that's all awful. | ||
| And now let's get into something goofy. | ||
| Imagine going to your church and making them talk about the targeting of children or world government. | ||
| Imagine being men and taking the culture back and not letting L.A. and San Francisco and London and Paris and all the mentally ill, horribly sad people. | ||
| People like Macron, a known admitted sex slave when he was a child to the Rothschilds and others. | ||
| That's who Anderson Cooper is. | ||
| That's who Macron are. | ||
| These are literally brainwashed, programmed, trauma-based mind control individuals. | ||
| I was waiting for him to get to that world of MKUltra conspiracy theory. | ||
| Didn't realize he was that deep into that, but that's fun. | ||
| He talks about how Anderson Cooper is, you know, it's just sort of a weird homophobia that he has about him. | ||
| But it's interesting, this thing about Macron, because he's saying it's like mainstream news. | ||
| And say what you want about Macron. | ||
| You know, his politics are a little dicey. | ||
| No, he sucks. | ||
| But it's pretty fucking stupid to say that it's mainstream news that he was a Rothschild sexist. | ||
| That is a stretch. | ||
| I feel like if that were true, I would have at least heard of it. | ||
| Someone would have said it. | ||
| Once. | ||
| What Alex is trying to do is he's trying to conflate and misrepresent two aspects of Macron's life in a way to smear him. | ||
| Most likely because he's a pro-EU kind of guy, and he beat Alex's precious fascist Marine Le Pen in the last French election. | ||
| The sex slave part is Alex being a real dick about Macron's wife. | ||
| Now, admittedly, their relationship is one that definitely raises eyebrows, and I'm not necessarily entirely sold on the romanticized teacher and student fall madly in love, student goes on to become an adult, and then they get married narrative. | ||
| My personal take on it doesn't really matter, though. | ||
| According to all sources, their relationship could not have started before he was 16, and the age of consent in France is 15. So there's no law being broken here. | ||
| I'm not going to defend it, but... | ||
| He was over the age of consent in France. | ||
| So whatever you're trying to do here isn't going to work. | ||
| Macron wasn't a sex slave, but his unconventional relationship has caused many in the conspiracy world to speculate that his wife was some kind of a handler. | ||
| That sort of thing. | ||
| So those rumors fly around a whole bunch, and they're all based on nothing. | ||
| The Rothschild part is just a complete misrepresentation of Macron's pre-presidential career. | ||
| From 2008 to 2012, Macron worked as an investment banker at the Rothschild Bank, which caused sensible people in France to question whether or not they wanted a president that had that close a connection to finance. | ||
| Understandable. | ||
| It's a question that deserves to be brought up. | ||
| In retrospect? | ||
| A very good question. | ||
| It also led to not-so-sensible people like Republican candidate Francois Fillion to put out deeply anti-Semitic caricatures of Macron stylized with a hook nose. | ||
| A whole lot of folks followed suit on these attacks, particularly in the Russian anti-UN, anti-EU propaganda communities. | ||
| Wait, wait, wait. | ||
| Are you saying that they're fine with a fucking... | ||
| Jew bashing? | ||
| That doesn't sound right. | ||
| The Russians? | ||
| I can't imagine any sort of founding document that would suggest that they would be fine with that. | ||
| Now, in reality, it doesn't really even matter, any of these accusations that are being made. | ||
| Like, he worked at this Rothschild Bank and all that, because, get this, the Rothschild Bank was nationalized by Francois Mitterrand's government in 1981. | ||
| So the Rothschilds still run it, though. | ||
| But it's a nationalized bank. | ||
| No, but they have day-to-day control over it. | ||
| Francois Mitterrand nationalized most of the banks in 1981. | ||
| Well, that's a terrible idea. | ||
| They nationalized the Rothschild Bank, which led to Guy de Rothschild wondering if his 40 years of relentless labor had been all for nothing. | ||
| Then he left the country. | ||
| With his billions of dollars. | ||
| I kind of thought in Alex's conception all these globalists and people were working for the Rothschilds, but here's Francois Mitterand, someone who Alex says is a high-level globalist, working directly against their interests. | ||
| That is not something you would do to your boss. | ||
| Nah, it's within the best interests of the Rothschilds to not have a bank. | ||
| That's how they make money. | ||
| Right? | ||
| No. | ||
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| I don't know. | ||
| This is all nonsense, and I just like the idea that Alex is like, it's in the mainstream news that he was a Rothschild sex slave. | ||
| It's like, what the fuck are you even talking about? | ||
| That is a bit of a... | ||
| But also, I think that would be an inspirational story? | ||
| No. | ||
| Isn't it inspirational for this guy who was a... | ||
| Even... | ||
| Metaphorically. | ||
| A Rothschild sex slave. | ||
| He worked his way up to President of France. | ||
| What's important is that it feels right. | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| To the people listening, and that's all that matters. | ||
| It's a rags-to-riches story. | ||
| So, Jordan, in 2009, whenever we hear country music, we know that it's going to be some fun. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In 2018, unfortunately, Alex has even ruined... | ||
| It's a death knell. | ||
| He's ruined the fun of country music. | ||
| And I'll say this. | ||
| This song is a song that goes like... | ||
| If you leave me, I won't miss you. | ||
| I won't try to get you back. | ||
| Then it goes in to be like, well, if you believe that, I got oceanfront properties. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| That's the theme of the song. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| I would have played all of it, but I only have to... | ||
| It's a man posturing his strength while at the same time revealing his weakness through it. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And I only explain that because we start in the middle of the song. | ||
| With a man posturing his strength. | ||
| front property in Arizona. | ||
| From my front porch you can see the sea. | ||
| I got some ocean front property in Arizona. | ||
| If you'll buy that I'll throw the boat and get it. | ||
| And if you'll believe there's more than two genders, I'll throw the Golden Gate in free. | ||
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Boo! | |
| What? | ||
| Was that necessary? | ||
| You gotta be a dick about that! | ||
| In 1984, it was 2 plus 2 equals 4. You know... | ||
| In 1984, it was 2 plus 2 equals 5. This news is so huge and so important that I'm sitting here with my notes in front of me. | ||
| And if you believe that, I've got some oceanfront properties. | ||
| Real quick, we're going to get back into this clip, but at this point he has multiple times said what the news is already. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He still thinks he's teasing it, which is just, it's fascinating. | ||
| And what President Trump did today... | ||
| Once again, retweet a meme. | ||
| And this is the type of speech that somebody would prepare like months who was even an orator, an orator. | ||
| What? | ||
| To give. | ||
| I'm not complaining or bitching, I'm just saying... | ||
| Yeah, you are! | ||
| When something is so big, I don't feel worthy. | ||
| You know, Wayne's World? | ||
| We're not worthy! | ||
| We're not worthy! | ||
| And I want to say this as perfectly as I can. | ||
| And then the segment begins, and I'm on air. | ||
| You're on air. | ||
| And I've got just news so important, news so dangerous. | ||
| That I feel like I should be walking around a field or something. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Like when something really crazy happens in your life. | ||
| Something even good or something really horrible. | ||
| Kind of like you go outside and you're just like, don't know what to do. | ||
| You go into a field? | ||
| Because that's the quickening that's happening and it just confirms everything. | ||
| Is this the Highlander? | ||
| We already know that we're not in normal situations. | ||
| He said nothing! | ||
| It was all nothing! | ||
| It's crazy! | ||
| I have him clocked at infinite amount of time for saying nothing. | ||
| What was that? | ||
| That was a crazy amount of nothing. | ||
| That was like, he's talking about what he's experiencing in the moment. | ||
| He's like, I meant to get into this, but I'm very unprepared. | ||
| And then all of a sudden I'm on air, like I am right now, and I don't fucking know what I'm going to say. | ||
| You ever been in a field? | ||
| I kind of wish I was in a field right now. | ||
| Also, you ever see Highlander? | ||
| I think we should have played that Queen song instead of this bullshit country nonsense. | ||
| The quickening is upon us, which, spoiler alert, I've been listening to 2009 episodes and... | ||
| He says the quickening is happening in 2009, too. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| He says it all the time. | ||
| The quickening? | ||
| It's the summer of rage, but... | ||
| Here we are! | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Born to be kings, we are the princes of the universe. | ||
| Got it out. | ||
| So, in... | ||
| I am immortal! | ||
| No. | ||
| I have it, so I'm a blood of kings. | ||
| In this next clip. | ||
| Well, he is not a Highlander. | ||
| Alex is something else. | ||
| An Egyptian Scotsman? | ||
| He's not. | ||
| But we see him in one way, and that is as a liar and a bullshit artist. | ||
| Some people see him in a different way. | ||
| I don't think that's true. | ||
| I don't need sources to know. | ||
| You can feel it. | ||
| That doesn't sound right. | ||
| But then I have the sources. | ||
| You don't. | ||
| But see, I am the source. | ||
| Just like you are a source, but in the whole panopticonic... | ||
| Pantheon of sources. | ||
| Infowars is dreaded and hated and banned. | ||
| And I say this not to brag. | ||
| I don't like the responsibility. | ||
| In the councils of government, in Congress, in foreign governments, I'm seen as like an oracle. | ||
| Really? | ||
| And it means it's believed that I basically don't lie. | ||
| Really? | ||
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And I have a track record of knowing things other people don't know. | |
| Really? | ||
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Being able to feed all the data in into a system and then come up with a gestalt of the roadmap and the topography that we're coming in on is with the ground radar. | |
| He's just saying words there at the end. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That's nonsense. | ||
| That's just what Russia has told him. | ||
| That's just what Alexander Dugan told him when he was on his show. | ||
| Like, it's not foreign governments believe that. | ||
| It's someone who's fucking with you, Alex. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| No one thinks you're a fucking oracle. | ||
| Everyone knows you're wrong all the time. | ||
| You're a useful, like, blunt object people can use to attack enemies they want. | ||
| He's a buffoon! | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| I'm an oracle. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| There's so many things he's said that I'm like, alright, whatever. | ||
| But that's one I'm like, get the fuck out of here. | ||
| My nickname is Alex Delphi Jones. | ||
| I'm so much of an oracle. | ||
| There's times when I was like, I've run out of patience with you, Alex. | ||
| You're a fucking oracle. | ||
| That's bananas. | ||
| So in this next clip, Alex reveals something about Trump that worries me. | ||
| Sure, he committed all the crimes. | ||
| It's not about that. | ||
| It's about his personal life. | ||
| Sure, he fucked all the crimes! | ||
| Nope, not about that. | ||
| It's rare that I feel a little bit concerned about Trump based on Alex's words. | ||
| But if what Alex is saying here is true, I'm a little worried. | ||
| Trump is fighting like a titan at 72 years of age. | ||
| People are begging him to stop. | ||
| He only drinks caffeinated drinks and water and stuff, but he takes no drugs, basically. | ||
| And people are begging him. | ||
| He doesn't sleep some nights. | ||
| He is a maniac. | ||
| He's the real deal. | ||
| I'm not trying to kiss his ass. | ||
| You should appreciate something when it's like this. | ||
| No! | ||
| There's at least nine or two a week he doesn't sleep. | ||
| And that's what like three Diet Cokes. | ||
| So we should be praying for the president like Elijah to hold up in their arms because Boo! | ||
| Trump is definitely the real deal. | ||
| He's definitely our champion. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I would recommend everybody out there, if you're interested, Google studies about sleep deprivation in the elderly. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's very serious. | ||
| Like, if Trump isn't sleeping two nights a week, like, that could lead to very serious problems in terms of cognition, memory loss. | ||
| I mean, it makes sense. | ||
| There's so many, like, that would explain a lot. | ||
| If he's not sleeping two nights a week, he's 70 fucking years old. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He needs to sleep. | ||
| No, I... | ||
| You need sleep more as you get older. | ||
| Look, look, I don't want even a president who does the things I agree with to do that. | ||
| I don't want any president to be described as a maniac. | ||
| Sleep-deprived maniac. | ||
| That's not good! | ||
| Who maybe drinks too much Diet Coke. | ||
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Yeah, no! | |
| No! | ||
| No! | ||
| If that's true, and Trump, I know you listen. | ||
| Take a nap, baby. | ||
| Go to bed. | ||
| Yeah, go to bed. | ||
| Just go to bed. | ||
| Go to bed. | ||
| Just go to bed. | ||
| Don't not sleep two nights a week. | ||
| You're not doing anything. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| What are you staying up doing? | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| You're garbage at the thing that you're garbage at. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, like I said, the news is that Trump retweeted this meme. | ||
| And that Alex believes that... | ||
| I really can't believe that that's a sentence you're saying. | ||
| And that Alex believes that it's an indication that all of his enemies will soon be behind bars. | ||
| That I can't believe. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But he's not a dictator because the meme includes the word trial. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So that means that everybody who says that he's a dictator is stupid because there's trials. | ||
| So if... | ||
| So, okay. | ||
| Now, here's a fascinating thought. | ||
| Actually, you know what? | ||
| Never mind. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I interrupted you again. | ||
| I always do that. | ||
| Well, I was just going to say that the other part of his big news is that in order to make sure that Trump is not able to do this, there will be false flags. | ||
| That's the only thing I needed to clarify because that's also part of his news and we didn't play a clip of that. | ||
| There will be false flags. | ||
| False flags are coming because the globalists are afraid of how Trump is going to put them all in prison, which is not news. | ||
| It's something that Alex says all the time, every day. | ||
| The only thing that's different is that Trump retweeted a meme. | ||
| That's the only thing that's different about this than any of the other times Alex has said, Trump is going to lock up all of my enemies, and in order to make sure that he's not able to do that, they're going to create false flags. | ||
| Nothing is different. | ||
| How much I want to walk around in a field to try and deal with that information. | ||
| It's tough, man. | ||
| You imagine yourself in a field. | ||
| Can we pause this so we can go find a field in Chicago? | ||
| Let's go over to the lakefront. | ||
| It's not a field, but there's some creeps hanging out there. | ||
| It's after dark. | ||
| That is 100% true. | ||
| Never been down by the lake after dark and not seen some creeps. | ||
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| Oh, yeah. | ||
| So, I just wish they would think one step beyond what it is that they... | ||
| So then, their idea of what's going to happen is a simultaneous Mueller investigation into Trump and all of his associates that has led directly to very clear crimes. | ||
| Wasn't there like 33 people who have been charged? | ||
| Yeah, some insane numbers. | ||
| But then, simultaneously, Trump is going to launch an investigation into all of his political opponents. | ||
| So there's going to be a two-pronged, like... | ||
| You investigate me, I investigate you. | ||
| What do you got going on here? | ||
| And that's going to make sense of America? | ||
| I can answer this question. | ||
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Sure. | |
| It's because Alex Jones has this term that he likes to throw around called parallel construction. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And so what Mueller is doing, Mueller is doing, is that he is doing the parallel construction of what he is already guilty of. | ||
| All of the globalists are guilty of all these crimes, so they're creating this entire perception that Trump is guilty of all these crimes. | ||
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Right. | |
| So Trump would do it, he'd do the real investigation. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That would be... | ||
| Somewhat identical to Mueller's investigation, just in reverse. | ||
| Right, but it would be the real one because Mueller's one is the parallel construction where they're covering up for all the globalist crimes. | ||
| Right, which makes sense to him because he thinks what he's doing is what everybody else is doing, which makes it okay for him to do it. | ||
| Parallel construction. | ||
| So he thinks that what they're doing is what they say other people are doing, so it's okay for them to do it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's a trap. | ||
| You can't get out of it. | ||
| Everyone's insane. | ||
| You can't get out of it. | ||
| Everyone's insane. | ||
| No matter how you try and be like, well, but look at this. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| No. | ||
| There's no escape. | ||
| These people are gone. | ||
| It's like... | ||
| It's quicksand. | ||
| It's rhetorical and emotional quicksand. | ||
| The harder you fight, the more you get together. | ||
| You just have to stay out of it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, that's the news. | ||
| And Alex keeps teasing it, but also saying it, but then continuing to tease it afterwards. | ||
| Right. | ||
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It's... | |
| From a sort of... | ||
| I hear he hasn't been sleeping two nights a week, though. | ||
| It's possible. | ||
| But from a rhetorical standpoint, I don't understand how the speech is laid out. | ||
| How does he not realize that he's already said the things that he's teasing? | ||
| I don't understand it, but it does lead to a clip towards the end of the episode that I think is one of the weirder, more insane, slightly esoteric clips that I've heard in a while. | ||
| And for that reason and that reason alone, it's worth our time. | ||
| And Trump saw the election fraud, the rest of it. | ||
| He's got all the intel. | ||
| And it's over. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| All these globalists want to fight? | ||
| They've got one. | ||
| And they're going to release to Congress the fact that Hillary's emails have been discovered. | ||
| And then they're going to start leaking what's in them. | ||
| Who found them, Alex? | ||
| But it's going to get a lot worse than that. | ||
| But the point is, we've now... | ||
| Like two armies on two hills going onto a valley to fight. | ||
| The armies are now coming down. | ||
| It's on. | ||
| But they're led by psychics, so they don't need to. | ||
| And that's what life's all about. | ||
| What? | ||
| Not only just being stagnant and being yes-men. | ||
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| Don't be scared as we march down into the valley. | ||
| Wait, hold on. | ||
| The valley of death. | ||
| That's very scary. | ||
| I'm going to be afraid. | ||
| The valley of death. | ||
| There's a stream that flows in it. | ||
| What? | ||
| None of that stream that goes out to the ocean is the ocean of life. | ||
| What? | ||
| The Tree of Liberty. | ||
| In the ocean? | ||
| The tree is above ground, but I think the ocean is a big, giant tree. | ||
| What? | ||
| The blood that flows by patriots and tyrants out to the sea feeds the greater system. | ||
| That's gross and weird, and I don't understand that at all. | ||
| I don't deem that gross. | ||
| I deem that confusing as hell, because I think he started going with a metaphor. | ||
| He's like, there's a stream on this death battlefield. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And a stream goes to the ocean. | ||
| And then he remembered that expression, the tree of liberty has to be watered with the blood of tyrants. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| And patriots from time to time or whatever. | ||
| And he's like, shit, this kind of works. | ||
| What if that ocean was a tree? | ||
| Alex, come on, man. | ||
| Just stop. | ||
| Because you could just say we're going down to this death battlefield and there's a tree there. | ||
| Yeah, that'd be fine. | ||
| You don't have to make the ocean a tree. | ||
| No, but there's got to be a stream and the stream goes to the ocean. | ||
| It's a tributary. | ||
| You know how a lot of streams are ocean tributaries? | ||
| This is where I'm just like, this is good. | ||
| That's good, Alex. | ||
| You know what I've realized, I think? | ||
| I think my favorite thing about Alex is when he loses it halfway through a thought and you can fucking tell. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| And that's what happened right there. | ||
| He was just like... | ||
| Because no way you plan to say, what if an ocean is a tree? | ||
| Like, that's... | ||
| But Alex's improv job... | ||
| I think that's in a lot of Jordan Peterson's speeches, actually. | ||
| Oh, undoubtedly. | ||
| What if an ocean was a tree? | ||
| It has to do with the eternal mail. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That sort of thing charms me to no end. | ||
| It's like when Alex starts a sentence that he thinks is going one way and takes it the absolute other direction. | ||
| It's just a real treat. | ||
| So, I don't know, man. | ||
| We've come to the end of our clips here. | ||
| And like I said, this entire show is really just about Trump retweeting that meme and Alex being transphobic. | ||
| I really don't like that sentence being real. | ||
| And being transphobic, but it's not about trans people at all. | ||
| It's about a cross-dressing... | ||
| The reading series at libraries, which is a different thing. | ||
| It's a mess. | ||
| It's a mess. | ||
| It's just bigotry and then Trump retweeted a meme. | ||
| That's all we got. | ||
| It's really weird to look at this in the present day, because in order to make there be things to talk about, like, well, Alex randomly brought up fucking clones and wombs. | ||
| That's not true, but I can look into that and show. | ||
| He said that Macron was a fucking Rothschild sex slave. | ||
| I can look into that. | ||
| The rest of this stuff, it's like, Alex, you're misrepresenting this cross-dresser who was giving a speech. | ||
| And Trump just retweeted a meme, man. | ||
| I could do with more talk on the clone. | ||
| Yeah, it would have been nice. | ||
| I feel like the clone is big news. | ||
| Well, especially because it's not a clone, it's gene editing. | ||
| I know! | ||
| Because it's that, I would have loved for him to do half an hour on that, because he would have embarrassed himself. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| He would have indicated that he hadn't read, or what if it is about the monkey? | ||
| Right! | ||
| Or, like, the gene editing thing is so much more fun than the clone thing, because the clone's boring. | ||
| Clones are genetically identical. | ||
| The gene editing, that's a whole new fucking sphere that he didn't even... | ||
| The Wild West. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah! | ||
| As much as he talks about chimeras, imagine if we could just edit genes to make people into chimeras even though they're not chimeras. | ||
| Come on, man! | ||
| You got all day! | ||
| Alex would blow it somehow. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| He'd screw up the reporting. | ||
| Anyway, I don't know. | ||
| I'm excited to see how he responds to Cohen flipping and all that stuff. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| We'll see on that. | ||
| I think he's going to freak the fuck out. | ||
| But for now, his show sucks. | ||
| Present day sucks. | ||
| This is such a bad show. | ||
| Except for what if an ocean is a tree. | ||
| What if an ocean is a tree, though? | ||
| What is a tree if not the ocean in bark form? | ||
| And all generals are psychics. | ||
| All generals are psychics. | ||
| That's important. | ||
| Which is why when you go down to the battlefield, you don't even need to worry about fighting because they already know how it's going to end. | ||
| The psychic knows that the ocean is a tree. | ||
| That's the wisdom of the psychic. | ||
| That is the wisdom of the psychic. | ||
| You know, the wisdom of the psychic is also to know that we have a website. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| The wisdom of the psychic is to know that I would never have a kid unless it was within a specific gene editing situation where... | ||
| I would totally have a kid if you... | ||
| Look. | ||
| To the Chinese scientist who is going to be jailed shortly because you're not leaving the country. | ||
| For Christ's sake, get out now. | ||
| What does this have to do with our Twitter handle? | ||
| I'm bringing it back! | ||
| Come on, man! | ||
| I'm gonna land this! | ||
| Now you cut me off! | ||
| I don't even know how to land it! | ||
| I had a circuitous route! | ||
| It was gonna take a while. | ||
| That was the fucking Malaysian plane of plugs. | ||
| There was going to be a 25 minute circuitous route to get to the Twitter handle, which is? | ||
| At knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| You don't need gene editing to know that. | ||
| All right. | ||
| All right. | ||
| That one was weak. | ||
| I apologize. | ||
| That was weak. | ||
| We are. | ||
| We got a group. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant. | ||
| Indeed. | ||
| We're on iTunes. | ||
| You can go to the thing. | ||
| You can leave the reviews. | ||
| You can do the thing. | ||
| You've heard a podcast before. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| But beyond that, I would say... | ||
| What do you got? | ||
| That one-year-old cloned monkey? | ||
| Yep, yep. | ||
| Hasn't killed anybody. | ||
| No, it hasn't? | ||
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No. | |
| You can't prove that. | ||
| Because it's not on antidepressants. | ||
| SSRIs. | ||
| SSRIs. | ||
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| Like Xanax. | ||
| Do you know why it doesn't need SSRIs? | ||
| Why is that? | ||
| Because it was cloned from a monkey that did not need SSRIs. | ||
| Like Xanax. | ||
| Like Alex believes it's an SSRI. | ||
| Indeed. | ||
| So I know that that one-year-old cloned monkey hasn't killed anybody. | ||
| Yet. | ||
| Well, who knows? | ||
| We're not psychics like generals. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| We can't fight that fight in our heads. | ||
| No. | ||
| But I know one guy who's killed somebody. | ||
| Technically, probably killed somebody. | ||
| That guy is Alex Jones. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |