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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
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Thanks for holding.
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Hello, Alex.
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I'm a first-time caller.
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I'm a huge fan.
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I love your work.
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I love you.
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Hey, everybody.
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Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
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I'm Dan.
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I'm Jordan.
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We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages.
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In this case, Gumball Head.
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Delicious beer.
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And talk about Alex Jones.
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How you doing?
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I am doing...
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New way to start the show.
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What is that?
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Friendliness.
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Asking me how I'm doing?
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It's a new era.
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Is this...
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Have we...
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Conversation.
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Have we grown as people?
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm doing quite well, Dan.
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Thank you very much.
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And yourself?
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Thank you.
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I'm great.
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All right.
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We're going to end this podcast now.
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That was weird.
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Well, before we do, I have a lot of knowledge about Alex Jones.
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And I don't know.
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Anything about Alex?
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Perfect.
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There it is.
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The bit still occurs.
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Yes, it does.
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So, today, guys, we are going to be in the present today.
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Boo!
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Yeah, that sucks.
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We're going to be going over the episode from November 30th, 2017, Thursday, if you're nasty.
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And, you know, some stuff happens.
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It's wild.
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But before we get into it, I want to tell you...
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Your enthusiasm is flagging.
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No, there's...
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You know.
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Some shit happens.
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It's Alex Jones.
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It's the show we do.
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I can't, I can't.
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Come on, man.
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I can't explain.
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Put a little mystery into it.
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Give the people what they want.
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We gotta have some fucking flames.
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We gotta do something amazing.
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There's some crazy shit that happens on this show.
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See, there we go!
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All right.
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All right.
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Now we're a successful show, Dan.
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We define success on our own terms.
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That's exactly how everybody who's successful does it.
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And homeless people.
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True.
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Before we get into today's episode, first of all, I'd like to give a shout-out to a new foreign policy wonk.
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Oh, shit.
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We're finally doing shout-outs to new policy wonks.
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Well, we did on the last episode, too.
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That was so long ago.
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We like to just chat.
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And so it's difficult to interrupt our flow in order to...
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To thank the people who are so kind to support the show.
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Yes.
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But I'd like to give a special thank you out to a new foreign policy wonk.
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Sonia from Sweden, thank you so much.
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Sonia from Sweden!
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
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Yeah.
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Thank you so much for joining up on the foreign policy level.
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Thank you very much, Sonia.
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If you'd like to become a policy wonk, you can do so by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the support the show button, and then you're a policy wonk.
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It's that simple.
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Please do.
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Also, before we start the show...
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No, you actually have to...
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If you want to become a policy wonk, you click support the show.
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Yes.
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If you want to become a foreign policy wonk, you click support the show.
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And then you have to reconsider all of your life decisions up to that point.
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Right.
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And then inexplicably you choose, you know what, the one that I...
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I mistook was not giving enough money to this dumb podcast about Alex Jones.
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God bless people.
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Then you press support the show again.
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Right.
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Then you become a foreign policy woman.
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Yes.
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Now, how do you become a globalist?
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It's vague.
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I'll be goddamned if I know.
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We don't really know exactly.
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But Sonia is on her way.
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She's very much so.
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So if anybody would like to become a globalist.
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She's a spiritual globalist.
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Follow Sonia and follow us.
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Yeah.
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So before we get to today's episode.
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Covering the 30th.
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I want to tell you a little bit about what happened the other day on the show.
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There was an amazing comedy.
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Accidentally.
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Well, that would be the only way it happens.
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So, Alex, for the entire beginning of the show, for about the first hour, he's saying that, like, alright, I got some big news out of Disney.
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Which means he has nothing to say.
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It's gonna blow everything out of the water.
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Which means there's nothing.
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And then he keeps teasing it.
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Of course.
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He keeps doing it like, we're gonna get into it next hour.
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Okay.
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And so the second hour rolls around, and he's like, I just don't...
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I don't think I'm going to get into this news.
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I just don't know how to do it.
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I just don't know how to do this job.
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It's so huge.
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These are demons.
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And he does like a ten minute ramble through screaming about demons.
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They know they're doing it.
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They absolutely know.
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Probably.
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What are you talking about?
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The demons!
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Right.
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Who know what they're doing.
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So at the end of the second hour or so, he finally gets to it.
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I would like for you to guess what the big news out of Disney is that proves everything that Alex Jones has been saying is correct.
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Coco was a hit!
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Pixar delivered again!
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I bet it is pretty good.
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I've heard nothing but great things.
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I think it's a hit.
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That's why I'm talking about it.
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Although I famously think that Up was severely overrated.
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Why do you say famously?
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Nobody knows this and nobody needs to know this.
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Everyone knows.
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Nobody has ever asked.
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I've gone on record.
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Nobody's like, you know what?
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Two things I know.
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Dan.
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Hates up.
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I didn't hate it.
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And there are literal demons running Disney.
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So the big news.
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It better not have anything to do with Star Wars because I want that untainted.
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I'm so excited.
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Star Wars is in the clear.
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Coming up, episode eight.
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Are you shitting me, Dan?
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It's not that.
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The Last Jedi?
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Come on.
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It's not that.
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How many more are left?
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It's not that.
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So what happened was...
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Daisy Ridley's great, too.
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I love Daisy Ridley.
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She's not...
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I'm looking in the chat.
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The dude from Attack the Block?
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I'm a huge Attack the Block fan.
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I'm looking in the chat room and Oswald Donkey 8 is saying that Up has third act problems.
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I would argue it has first act problems.
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It has second, first, and third act problems.
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Don't, listen, don't extend a hand to Dan because then Dan will grab that hand and rip it away from you and explain to you why you should never have even had this hand in the first place.
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My hand, reaching out to your hand!
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The only thing good about Up is Kevin the Bird.
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We can all agree on that.
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I think we talked about this the other night.
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We did talk about it the other night, which is why I'm still confused.
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Don't need to rehash this.
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So the big news is that Millie Weaver was out.
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Out and about.
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Trying to find a book.
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Because she has children, so she's buying a children's book.
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Right?
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There's no way this story goes anywhere satisfying for anyone.
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She finds a book called Feminist Baby.
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Alright.
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It was put out by Disney Books.
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Okay.
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So Disney is run by literal demons because one time they put out a book called Feminist Baby.
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Feminist Baby!
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Alright.
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They're trying to indoctrinate your babies.
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Are you sure it's not the sequel to Boss Baby?
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No, but I don't know why Alex didn't think that was somehow like...
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Trying to corrupt the children.
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It's a baby who has to have a job.
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It's like, alright, whatever.
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That's actually the socialist stance on Boss Baby.
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We can't even get good daycare for children?
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They have to run Fortune 500 companies now?
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Come on!
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My socialist stance on it is it had first, second, and third act problems.
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Did it?
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My socialist stance on it was a Montessori school goes a long way to keeping your Boss Baby from being...
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A real bad boss.
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Better than Waldorf education, I'll tell you that much.
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I don't know anything about Waldorf education.
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I actually don't know what Waldorf education is.
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It's another thing like Montessori.
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It's just like a regional thing.
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I don't know what a Montessori school is either.
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It's preschool, right?
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Yeah, but it's unguided, too.
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It celebrates the, like, children get to learn however they want, kind of thing, as I understand.
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Like from that Simpsons episode where Bart is accidentally classified as a genius, and so he goes to the school where he's supposed to...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's kind of like that, from what I understand.
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I don't know 100%, but be that as it may.
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If everybody would name things according to the Simpsons reference that I would understand it with, that would make things so much easier for me.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It would help.
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So...
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Like the immersion effect.
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You could just call that the episode where Bart learns to speak French inexplicably.
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Fine.
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I would be fine with that.
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Fine.
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So, Millie Weaver finds this book.
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Could you give me the Simpsons reference that will explain this circumstance?
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I don't know.
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This is the one when Maggie becomes a feminist.
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Sure.
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Okay.
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So she finds this book, and on one of the pages it says, Feminist baby doesn't like pants.
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Why?
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Why does it...
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Cause a reaction either way!
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Well, because, I mean, the reason the page is in there is because babies often do take off their pants or diapers.
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Sure.
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And pants rhymed with whatever the other page was.
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Of course.
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But Alex is like, they're trying to get kids to take their clothes off!
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Of course that's his angle.
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I immediately thought it was going to go to a gender place where it was like, See?
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Even feminists know women should be wearing dresses.
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No, no.
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It's all about they're trying to sexualize their kids by taking off their clothes.
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Gotcha.
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That makes perfect sense.
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It's the saddest display I've ever seen.
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No.
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He nailed it.
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I thought it was really, really bad.
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And then he threw it to a special report where Millie Weaver is going over how she found it.
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And she's like, I don't know how I can cover this, so I'm going to get some help from Rainbow Snatch.
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Rainbow Snatch.
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No!
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It's a disaster.
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No!
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It's so bad.
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It's so bad.
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She does the throw to Superman, is what she does.
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Did she jump into a telephone booth and quickly get on Rainbow Snatch?
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No style points.
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No style points.
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Just Rainbow Snatch in a wig, sitting around, reading the book.
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It's atrocious.
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Because the real story would be like, So, oh my god, I can't breathe.
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I went to a bookstore, which first off, where do those come from?
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Sure.
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I mean, even like Bright Borders?
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No.
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I walked into there, and then a Scooby-Doo villain took his mask off, and I went into a bookstore, and I went into the children's section, which I still don't think they should know how to read.
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No.
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That should be against the law.
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No, it's like the fruit of the tree of knowledge.
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You don't want to give kids books.
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Exactly.
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Which God gave us, but not on purpose.
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Right.
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Don't use it.
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It's there.
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Don't use it.
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Yeah.
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You should use race memory.
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And then I was going through this book, and I read it, and then I bought it.
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Well, she did buy it.
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And then I took it home, and then I read it again, and then Alex called me and said, I've got nothing for this show.
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We've got to fill time.
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We've got to do a report on this.
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Dress up like Millie Weaver or whatever.
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I don't know.
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Do you think?
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No, actually, I'm going to go the opposite direction.
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Millie Weaver.
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Is the secret identity.
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It's possible.
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It's entirely possible.
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In her regular life, she's Rainbow Snatch.
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It was a disaster, and it made me laugh very hard.
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And on the same episode, Alex, he does his defense of Trump's Pocahontas comment.
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Why?
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There's no defense!
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He's like, ah, it's a good joke.
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That's his defense!
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I mean, yeah!
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The defense is literally...
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The only defense that I could come up with, because whenever the news came out and I was going through all this stuff and I was like, is this a naked gun sketch?
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Crazy.
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That's the defense.
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Yeah.
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Look at how hilarious it is that this bumbling oaf would go to the Navajo Windtalkers Association and make a racist joke!
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That's fucking hilarious!
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It's a little bit...
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It's so funny.
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It's through the looking glass, certainly.
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Exactly.
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But, like, the funny thing was that he plays the video of it, and he's talking over it, and he's like...
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Look at those guys.
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They love it.
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He's just like, those old guys, they were war veterans.
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They get it.
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They like a good bit of dirty humor.
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If it actually was Rainbow Snatch doing that entire thing word for word, that'd be a great bit.
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Sure.
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It'd be hilarious.
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Instead, it's our orange dumbass president, which makes it less fun.
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Still very funny.
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Yeah.
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That was a couple days ago, and shockingly, I mean, the Pocahontas thing is, he's just...
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He's defended it, and we can move along.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But you would think that based on how much...
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Throw it in the racist bin.
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Sure.
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You would think, though, with the amount of buildup he did on the feminist baby business...
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It would be lasting for months.
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He doesn't bring it up again.
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I think he realized this shit was weak as he got into it, so he's got to jump around to some new narratives that we'll get into today.
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But also, I want to say, this episode, I've been listening to Alex Jones for a year straight now.
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And I have never heard an episode end on a cliffhanger.
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There's a cliffhanger ending?
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This episode has...
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He's taking the dip into serialized radio?
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He's definitely getting me to come back tomorrow.
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I want to find out what happens.
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All right.
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It's pretty crazy, and we'll get to that.
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Looks like we're doing a special episode.
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Indeed.
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So the episode starts, though, with...
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I mean, we've had some more powerful men who have been...
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Been accused of sexual harassment.
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Yeah, there's been a solid cull recently.
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I'm liking it.
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Boring-ass Garrison Keillor.
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Matt Lauer is apparently a sex dungeon freak.
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With an automatic lock button on his desk.
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Yeah, that's fucked up!
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It's pretty wild.
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Yeah.
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So, those things have come out.
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Yeah.
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And interestingly, Alex has a strange take, specifically on Garrison Keillor and on Matt Lauer.
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Very weird take.
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Okay, is this gonna get into personal and professional jealousy territory?
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No, not really.
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It's sort of a conspiracy, though, and it's...
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I'm waiting for a, uh, Garrison Keillor's just trying to do what I'm doing, but with a shittier voice.
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Like, that's my imagination of what his take is.
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He thinks he's folksy.
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Yeah.
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I've been to, like, Wobegon.
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The women aren't strong, but the men are good-looking.
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And the children are above average.
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I fucked all kinds of women.
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Punk women, Lake Wobegon women.
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I fucked them all!
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Before I was 16. Before I was even 16!
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So here's Alex's very strange take.
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Easily influenced, hype-driven people are the only ones that still buy into mainstream.
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And that is a minority of people who tend to be mainly white, hate themselves liberals.
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And that whole system is...
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On the verge of collapsing.
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That's why all the Prairie Home Companion guy and Matt Lauer and the other Charlie Rose, they're all people with big fat contracts that everybody wants to shove overboard because the system's collapsing.
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There isn't any money anymore.
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There aren't viewers and listeners anymore.
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They're all going bankrupt.
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So they're throwing the golden calves, the alters.
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The idols overboard because it doesn't work anymore.
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They built these edifices up.
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They built these so-called stars up to make the public buy into whatever they said, and because it isn't selling, because it isn't working, and they're not getting ratings, and they're not getting influence, they're throwing them overboard.
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Okay.
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Yeah?
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Maybe my favorite take on this entire situation I've ever heard.
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It's interesting.
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His conspiracy theory is...
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Yeah.
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All of these guys...
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And this is true.
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Everybody's known they've been sexual harassers.
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Yes.
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They've been protected.
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Yeah.
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Right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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But the...
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The companies now are like, ooh, there's this wave of people getting rid of these guys.
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Oh, we can get out of the contract.
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Are you saying I'm going to save $25 million on Matt Lauer this year?
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Yeah, sexual harassment's bad.
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Let's get these fuckers out of here.
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Let's get some bargain basement sexual harassers in here because they can do just as good of a job.
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Right, right.
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Fantastic.
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Hey, Crash Blade, how's it going?
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We do read the chat.
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You know, I don't try to answer.
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You know, unrelated questions, but I will tell you my favorite soda is Cranberry Splash Sierra Mist.
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That seasonal Sierra Mist that comes out.
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You just went TRL.
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You just went TRL.
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We're going to read some tweets from the fans right now.
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Just trying to be courteous.
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I understand that, but we're professionals.
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We're trying to run a show about Alex Jones.
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Indeed.
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Anyway, I think it's even weirder.
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I think it's even weirder.
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Also, you didn't ask me what my favorite soda was?
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What's your favorite soda?
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That's why I didn't ask you.
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Cherry cola.
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It's a cherry cola.
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It's a regular Coca-Cola with some real cherries into it.
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It's very good.
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Oh, come on.
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It's delicious.
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So I think it's even weirder.
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I think that Alex is pretending that there is no awareness that these people are sexual harassers, and it's just a thing where it's like, the media is falling apart.
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No one's watching these shows anymore.
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We've got to get out of contracts, and so we are just going to...
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Throw them in off the bus or whatever.
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I think that's what he thinks.
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So that covers his ass on multiple levels because then he can say all of the accusers, not just those guys, but then by association, all accusers everywhere are lying in order to make sure that these powerful people get their contract money back.
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So every sexual harassment accuser is a false flag.
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Well, he kind of believes that.
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Yeah.
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I mean, not all, but he kind of...
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He's kind of in that camp.
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No, no, no.
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Most are fake.
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I get that.
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I mean, it's an incredibly...
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I mean, I don't get that, but I...
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It's an incredibly fucked up version of the narrative because a very...
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I got much simpler explanation is these powerful dudes think they can do anything and they fucking sexually harass people.
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Yeah.
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A very simple explanation is when dudes get too much power, they abuse it.
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Yep.
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Problem solved.
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You know that thing that we've known for always?
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You know that thing, that aphorism from way, way back?
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Absolute power is pretty cool.
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Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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You know how we know that?
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I am amazed how surprised most people are to find out that it's true.
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Also, shout out to the chat room.
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Root beer sucks.
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Anyway, let's get to this next clip.
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All right.
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So, in this next clip, we...
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All right.
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Vote for your top five music videos of this week, too.
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It's NSYNC coming in at number one.
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Weirdly, Korn at number two.
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What are you doing?
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Inexplicably, Link Biscuits back for the next five years.
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Shit.
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Gold Cobra.
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Ugh.
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Not like what I'm seeing here.
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Anyway, let's get back into this.
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So, Trump the other day.
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Yeah.
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He started his morning.
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Real early by retweeting some videos of alleged attacks by Muslims.
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Naked gun level insanity.
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From Britain First, an organization that we'll get into here in a little bit.
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And so in response to this, Paul Joseph Watson even tweeted, Hey, whoever's running the president's social media needs to be a little more careful.
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So Paul Joseph Watson even...
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Joseph Watson, race baiter extraordinaire.
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Absolutely.
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The man who has made his career out of saying, look at what these Muslims are going to fuck up.
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Yeah.
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He's like, hey, whoa.
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Well, because he knows what Britain First is.
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He knows their history better than, say...
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Trump.
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And so he's like, you're going to not want to be associated with him, which is smart.
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But then at the same time, in that tweet, he was saying that the person who runs the president's social media, so he's even trying to get Trump off the hook for doing it.
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Yeah, of course.
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And it's really, it is interesting to me, the division that you see there, with him being like...
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I mean, he's not saying that the content was bad.
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It's just the source of it being associated with it.
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So it's still Weasley.
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Well, the problem there is the only person dumb enough holding Trump's Twitter account to do that is Trump.
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Like, that is the best forensic evidence for it being Trump personally, is everybody with any level of expertise would go, oh, no, no, no, that's a bad idea.
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Only the dumbest man in the White House would ever do that.
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And it turns out that's the president.
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Let me be clear also.
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Yeah.
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Because the chat room is clowning.
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You are not thinking this is reasonable.
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No.
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BJW is not reasonable.
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No.
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We are not condoning BJW.
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No.
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It's just interesting to me that on some level he understands that there's a line.
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Or at least a line of association that you should not cross.
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In Britain.
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That's interesting to me because he's associated with Fucking Infowars.
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No, in Britain, here's the thing.
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In Britain, they have UKIP.
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Yes.
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Which is a party built entirely around racism.
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More or less.
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Everyone knows UKIP is a party built entirely around racism.
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And in the larger context of Britain, they're like, we're going to let you guys be.
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Even UKIP looks at Britain first and goes, whoa, we can't be having this shit.
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That's how far right they are.
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UKIP, I want to kill black people.
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UKIP is like, whoa, guys, you are crazy.
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But it still comes down to, to some extent, optics.
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That's still really the issue that people have.
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It's not the content that Paul Joseph Watson or UKIP would complain about.
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It's those guys.
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Yeah, you're making us look bad.
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Right, right.
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You're making us white nationalists look like those white nationalists.
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And that's pretty fucked up.
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That's pretty fucked up.
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But what's even more fucked up is Alex's take on Paul Jones's tweet.
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There can't be Alex's take.
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He has a take on the tweet.
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He has a take on the tweet about the tweet?
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Yes.
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Oh, God.
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Kill us all.
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I rarely disagree with Paul Watson, and I don't really disagree with him here, but I called him last night.
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Paul just said, hey, this national group has some problems in the UK.
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Trump ought to look where he tweets these videos because you can find other sources with one other political baggage.
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The media spun that like we'd all turned against Trump, and Trump's bad.
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In fact, in one article it says, the white supremacist, Paul Watson.
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First of all, that's fair.
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He is.
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But then also, it's interesting that Alex is like, they're all pretending that you've turned on Trump.
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Like, Paul Joseph Watson has...
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Multiple times said, I'm going to turn on Trump if he does X and then Trump does X. Right.
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Or Paul Joseph Watson has literally said, I'm off the Trump train.
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Right.
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He's been very waffly in the past.
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But they didn't get media attention for that, really.
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Yeah, a little bit.
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They got a little bit.
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They got a little bit of that.
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Not as much as when Paul Joseph Watson pretended to eat books.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Because it's too easy to clown on him for that stuff.
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Yeah.
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So anyway, let's get through the rest of this clip.
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Who always bleats about Western civilization.
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It even went too far for him.
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See?
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They slander Paul.
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They slander the president.
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They defame everybody while they're the ones hyping up the cultural takeover of the West and the ones pushing all this.
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Paul wasn't mad at Trump.
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He was just simply saying that group's got some baggage and the president might want to tweet from other sources.
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But again, they all leapt on it in literally hundreds of publications.
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National News last night had his tweet, look, even Alex Jones and even Paul Watson, the white supremacist, they actually said that.
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You are.
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See what Hathaway going along with him gets you?
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Supremacy.
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More lies.
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They take that as weakness.
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They've even turned against Trump.
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Everyone's turning against him.
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Again, more fake news, more hype, more lies.
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Okay.
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Nobody's really saying that you're turning against Trump.
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Well, no.
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What we're really saying is, look at how dumb this guy is.
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Even dumb people are like, that's dumb.
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Even people who are like, spiritually and philosophically further down the fucked up rabbit hole are like, this is not good.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So the other thing that I think...
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Here's how bad it is.
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Okay.
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The media halfway defended Trump when he wouldn't condemn Charlottesville murder.
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Good people.
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Good people.
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On both sides.
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Now, fucking Alex Jones was like, that's probably somebody else.
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That's evil.
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You can't look.
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Even if you don't want to condemn them, do it.
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All white racism is the feds.
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Right.
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That blew over.
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How bad is this?
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Even Alex Jones has to be like, whoa, guys, why are you talking bad about Trump on this one?
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I can't even see anything wrong here.
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He says as much.
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Yeah.
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I mean, we have another clip here in a minute where he's like, I've looked into this.
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It's not bad.
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You didn't look into anything.
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Oh, man.
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Speaking of another thing he didn't look into.
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All of the things?
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One of the big stories that Alex is railing on today is about, I believe, in Libya, there was a video that came out of people being sold into slavery, like slave blocks, and what have you.
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And he's making a really big deal out of it.
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And to be fair, the global slave trade is a big deal.
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It's a huge deal.
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But the way he presents it is...
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Even in the States, I think the estimation is there are like 35...
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A million slaves, ultimately, in the country?
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Yeah.
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And, you know, it's a massive problem that a lot of organizations are doing a good job to try and address, but there's systemic issues.
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Anyway, Alex says some really stupid shit about slavery here in this next clip.
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Anybody can go to an online encyclopedia.
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Anybody can go buy a Koran in English, your local bookstore.
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I suggest you do it.
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I've done it.
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And it says that if someone is not a Muslim, you can put them into slavery.
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And it says that black people, uses racial slur, are not really human.
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He's trying to pretend that they have the N-word in the Quran.
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Is he talking about Mormonism?
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No, that's certainly in there.
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Because that's in there, like word for word.
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And so, under Islam, you can enslave them and use them.
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And, of course, it was the Arab slave trade that created slavery in Africa and that then the West adopted their view on the biblical interpretations out of the Old Testament, saying that the mark of Cain and the rest of it was on black people.
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And so the transatlantic slave trade got picked up kind of after the end of the Crusades a few hundred years later when they took control of the Atlantic slave trade from the Muslims who had control in the Mediterranean.
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And so the Muslims Where did you get that bullshit from?
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None of that's true.
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It's not even close to me!
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It doesn't even make timeline sense!
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That's fucking insane!
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Yeah.
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That's insane!
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So get to your point, and then I have a point to make as well, because you were chomping at the bit there.
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My point is, all of the stuff is wrong.
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It's true.
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It's a fair point.
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What's amazing about that is he started off wrong.
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Right.
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And then he was like, I'm pretty sure that's wrong.
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But what if I go here and that was wrong?
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And then it got wronger.
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And then somehow it got wronger still.
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And usually in this situation...
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It's a fascinating level of wrong.
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What happens in this situation, though, is generally Alex will somehow spiral into the correct territory.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Like, historically, he'll go...
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I'm not willing to go with you on that.
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No, let me try and explain this further, right?
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Historically, eventually, he gets to, like...
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This is actual history.
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You know what I'm saying?
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He did mention that the Crusades happened a couple hundred years before this stuff, and that's kind of true.
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Exactly.
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So he at least has one...
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But he was still wrong about that.
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And he really went hard on the wrong.
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From start to finish.
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The Arab slave trade was pretty massive.
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He might as well have ended with, like, and then after World War II we discovered Atlantis.
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He would say that.
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Yeah, it's where it might as well.
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Good point.
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The Arab slave trade was pretty massive around Europe and the Iberian Peninsula from the time of like 700 A.D. to, you know, into the 1300s and what have you.
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Right.
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But there's an interesting thing that needs to be taken into account, and that is that every culture back then used slavery.
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Don't understand.
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Because they found over time that it was much more economically successful for them when they conquered an area to enslave everybody instead of just killing all.
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I can't see how that would work.
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They were a very usable group of people that they could do all the work they don't want to do, create leisure for themselves.
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Humans for humans' sake.
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It's absolutely universal through cultures.
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Greece, the bedrock of Western civilization, was full of slaves.
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Rome was full of slaves.
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All of it.
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It's just continuous.
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But then, the thing that we need to really address...
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Is that the Arab slave trade didn't evolve into the African and then European slave trade.
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No.
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That was a product of Portugal in the mid-1400s.
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Portugal, at the time, was an immensely successful nautical culture.
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Naval power.
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They were...
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Amazing at shipbuilding.
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And one of the things that was the offshoot of that is that they were the first people that were able to get around the Horn of Africa.
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They were able to get down there.
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And one of the things they did is they created the Slave Coast, which was a large area of countries like Nigeria and a couple others I can't remember.
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And they would just go in and they would take a bunch of people.
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And I think it was 1442 was when they first started taking people from Africa.
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Do you know who was on those ships, though?
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Columbus?
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I don't know.
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Magellan?
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Muslims.
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Oh.
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No.
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All Portugals are Muslims.
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No, no.
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See, that's an interesting thing that you could argue because during the Crusades and the pre-Crusade time...
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No, no, no.
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I understand that, Mark.
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The Muslims, or at least the Arabs, because it's not...
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There's a lot of different groups.
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There's a lot of different types of groups.
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But they did end up taking a lot of the Iberian Peninsula, whether it be Portugal, Spain, all of that area.
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But there was a thing called the Reconquista that happened between...
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The 1800s and the 1400s, wherein the white people took back over the Iberian Peninsula.
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Don't understand.
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So Portugal...
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Never heard anything like that before.
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Portugal in the 1400s was not under Islamic rule.
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It was not under Arab rule.
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Are you sure?
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Positive.
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I don't think you can be sure.
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I'm absolutely positive.
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You know what?
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Egypt.
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Okay.
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Great.
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Can't argue with that.
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So it's complete nonsense.
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It's all retconning history in service of demonizing Muslims.
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He's like Season 7 of Game of Thrones in that all of his dates kind of move around to the point where it doesn't make any sense.
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How could they have even gotten there?
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No, it doesn't make any sense.
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I agree with you in spirit, and I agree with Alex not at all.
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So that sucks.
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I wish he would...
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You know what I've come to realize?
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What?
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It's impossible that he's studied anything.
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Because we see how slowly he reads on the show.
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Because he reads, or he tries to read some things.
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It does not go well.
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It's the reading equivalent of hunt and peck on a keyboard.
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You know, it's slow typing, slow reading.
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He reads with two fingers on a typewriter.
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Metaphorically.
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And the idea that he would have ever read, like, just for an example, John P. Holdren's eco-science textbook that he talks about all the time.
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Right, right, right.
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It's like 1,100 pages and it's a fucking textbook.
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Yeah.
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There's literally no way that his slow ass could read that within the time constraints that he has.
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He's got to do his three hours a day of radio, make these dumbass special reports, and apparently he's in charge of the marketing department at InfoWars creating the special.
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trying to get all the products out the door, all that stuff.
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There's no way he has time to read any of the stuff he says he's reading.
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I posit there is one thing he is good at.
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Okay.
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He's a world-class skimmer.
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Like a world-class skimmer.
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It's just a headline.
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I know, but that's my point.
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The way that he rambled off that nonsense history so confidently.
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He's confident.
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It was like, oh, you've read a book, but you skimmed it.
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Like, you got the broad strokes of the book, and he didn't even get that.
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No.
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So he's a world-class skimmer.
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Well, it's all confidence.
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It's sound and fury signifying nothing.
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It's just brash bullshit.
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He jerked off with the cliff notes of history and thought that that meant he learned it.
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Absolutely.
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And that leads us to this next clip, because, you know, in this clip he's going to claim that he's looked into Britain first.
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And he has not.
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No, he has not.
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President Donald Trump...
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Retweeted three videos posted by Christian activist Jada Frazin, and now she is appealing to him for assistance as she faces prison time for hate speech charges.
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Christian activist arrested after speaking out against Sharia in Ireland.
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She's the Christian nationalist and leading figure in the Britain First Party that's been totally demonized and sees the opportunity to highlight her penchant.
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And issued a plea to President Trump to intercede on her behalf before she is sent to jail for the two years of convicted for speaking out against Islam in the anti-terrorism rally in Belfast, Ireland.
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So you can say what you want about this group there in England that the media demonizes that I haven't really found any serious issues with.
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People can try to act like they're extremists and hope the establishment won't call for your arrest.
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But I'll assure you, you'll be next.
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So he's again trying to trigger that first they came for the blanks.
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How many euphemisms did we catch in there?
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I think you caught a lot.
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You were scribbling.
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I was scribbling real hard.
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Christian nationalist is maybe the best euphemism that I've heard him say.
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Because once again, let's just break down Christian nationalist.
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Please.
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It's very simple.
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White.
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Right.
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I mean, that's code.
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Full stop.
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That's code.
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Full stop.
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Christian Nationalists?
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Come on.
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Yeah.
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Name a Christian Nationalist.
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When you close your eyes and think of Christian Nationalists, Dan, what do you see?
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Billy Graham.
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Okay.
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That Jim Baker.
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I don't know.
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Alex Jones.
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Is it anybody black?
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No.
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Anybody brown?
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No.
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Anybody?
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Not women either.
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Anybody?
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No, no women.
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Definitely not.
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Well, I guess this lady.
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Tammy Faye.
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Tammy Faye Baker, maybe then.
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She's dead.
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So she can't hurt us anymore.
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But she also turned against Jim Baker.
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She did there at the end.
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Because he's a monster and then went to prison.
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Turns out.
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But I guess this Jada Franzen, which is too close to my last name for comfort.
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Speaking out against Islam.
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That's a great euphemism.
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What they did is they were charged with religiously aggravated harassment.
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It was an anti-terrorist rally, Dan.
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We got a lot of euphemisms in there.
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We got a lot of coded language.
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So, a couple of things.
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The Britain First Party is notorious for putting out propaganda and fake bullshit about Muslims.
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In the same way, ISIS is notorious for putting out propaganda about white people.
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Well, they'll post all kinds of misleading shit about people celebrating a soccer win and just shot manipulatively to make it look like Muslims are rioting.
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Yeah, they put that one out like three times at least, if I recall.
► 00:35:25
And Paul Joseph Watson plays the same game when he has, like, fireworks displays, and he's like, the city is under attack and stuff like that.
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They play on people's ignorance like that incredibly.
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That's going to Al Capone you, man.
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That's the tax evasion of racism is what that is.
► 00:35:51
Yeah, so they got in trouble with the Advertising Standards Authority in Britain, and they had to take all their shit off because the use of the crown symbol...
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Would imply that they were selling merchandise that was British made under the government and what have you.
► 00:36:07
So that's just fun.
► 00:36:10
That's one of those things where it is like, okay, both parties are dumb here.
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Right.
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You should be able to put the crown on some shit.
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I don't really care.
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That's not important.
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But what is important is these three retweets that Trump did of these videos.
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Is it important?
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I kind of think it's not.
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I'm going to go with it's the least important thing ever.
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Yeah, so one of them is a Muslim titled Muslim Migrant Beats Up Dutch Boy on Crotches.
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It's a fake video.
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It was created by a website called Dumpert.
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The second one, Muslim Destroys a Statue of the Virgin Mary, is real, but it was of a cleric who's affiliated with the Al-Nusra Front, and it was from the Syrian Civil War, so it's not current or anything.
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The other one, the video Islamist Mob Pushes Teenage Boy Off Roof and Beats Him to Death, was actually of a young cleric and critic of Mohammed Morsi beaten up in 2013 amidst the unrest of Morsi's overthrow.
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So they're not really...
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Like, they're presenting it the same way.
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That was during the Arab Spring.
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Yeah, and they're presenting it the same way Alex presents all this bullshit about the knockout game and what have you.
► 00:37:23
And it's like, he's acting like it's...
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Random attacks.
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Yeah.
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And one of them's fake.
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Legit fake.
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Yep.
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And the other two are one in the middle of a civil war.
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Yep.
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And the other was in the middle of an overthrow.
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And the person who was the victim of it was a critic of the deposed government.
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Yeah.
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All Muslims.
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Yeah.
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And so, you know, the term fake news is toothless and meaningless.
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Yeah.
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But in this case, the three videos that were retweeted were propaganda.
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Yeah.
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Absolutely.
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We're propaganda in service of only demonizing all Muslims.
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Here's my take on this.
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Okay.
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This does not matter.
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It does.
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I'm not even going to...
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Look, this is not...
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The president's role in it does.
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This is not fake news.
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This is not news.
► 00:38:15
Here's the point, okay?
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What did we learn from Trump's tweet?
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Well, we already knew that he was a violent Islamophobe.
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Right.
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So I guess we didn't learn that.
► 00:38:24
Okay, what else did we learn?
► 00:38:26
We learned that he's dumb, but we already knew that, too.
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I don't know.
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I guess not much.
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You have actually written down the first two on the things that I have written.
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Or you said the first two on the things that I wrote down as the things we already knew.
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What's the third?
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The third is Trump is chaos.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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All of this stuff.
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Doesn't this all fit?
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In line with everything we already know about Trump?
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Yeah.
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This isn't news.
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No, that's true.
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It's nothing.
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But it's something to add on the wall.
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It's your racist grandpa pointing out, saying, like, three million immigrants, illegal immigrants voted.
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Things that are not news become news when the president's doing them, and they're bigoted.
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Again.
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That's important.
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It's not new, but it's adding wood on the pile.
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This is when we get back to my theory that there is no Trump stories.
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There's one Trump story, and that's if you are writing a Trump story, it should be impeach the president, impeach the president, impeach the president, impeach the president.
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That's what it should be.
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There's no point in writing a Trump does blank story.
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No, that's probably true.
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It doesn't matter.
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Yeah.
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Except to make Theresa May look like a giant pussy.
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Well, she came out and said, don't do that.
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Yeah.
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And what does she...
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What does everybody in Britain call for?
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They say, you should revoke his ability to visit us.
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Yeah.
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And you should denounce him.
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And she was like, hold on, guys.
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Maybe Corbin will do that.
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Yeah.
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Cool.
► 00:39:49
Anyway, this next clip.
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We haven't had a lot of Russia talk lately.
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Alex has not been super on the let's discuss Russia tip.
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Right.
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But...
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He drops this little chestnut in as he's going through the day's news breakdown.
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Before election, Putin offers $8.6 billion to Russians to have more babies.
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Here the left is saying, if you're white especially, don't have more babies.
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Agreed.
► 00:40:14
Interesting.
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So...
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Right.
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That's a weird policy.
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What do you mean?
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Just on Russia's front.
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Well, the implication that he's making is that Putin is paying white people to have children.
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And it goes back to that birth rate narrative that he always has.
► 00:40:35
Which makes it a weird policy.
► 00:40:37
Yeah.
► 00:40:38
Is that their...
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Do you think Alex saw that and was like, oh, that's a solution to white people not reproducing?
► 00:40:45
No, no.
► 00:40:46
Alex absolutely thinks that.
► 00:40:48
Yeah.
► 00:40:48
Yeah, no, that's not...
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That's an interesting...
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I think he's said as much already.
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See, now that's an interesting thought, just on a purely academic level.
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All right?
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Can you pay people to become the majority again?
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No.
► 00:41:01
That's a really interesting policy idea.
► 00:41:04
And it would take the generation, too.
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There would be a delay in it.
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I don't know.
► 00:41:08
It's stupid.
► 00:41:09
But it's just another way of him, like, he complains about birth rate stuff.
► 00:41:13
Right.
► 00:41:13
And he's using Putin as an example of someone who's doing it right, and the left doesn't want white people having babies.
► 00:41:20
They won't even pay us to have babies.
► 00:41:21
I mean, it just goes back to the, you know, white identification, white...
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And anything Putin does is the best idea.
► 00:41:27
Yep.
► 00:41:27
So, anyway, this next clip.
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There's another narrative on the show, and it will end up leading to the cliffhanger.
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Okay.
► 00:41:35
This is the introduction of it.
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Okay.
► 00:41:38
Alright, this is the sixth season of Breaking Bad is what's going on right here.
► 00:41:42
Apparently, there's a university somewhere near Austin.
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Okay.
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And one of their columnists...
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UT?
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No.
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Okay.
► 00:41:52
It's in like San something or other.
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Okay.
► 00:41:55
One of their columnists wrote an article about how most of the white people he's ever met in his life have not been great.
► 00:42:04
That's a better article than anything the New York Times has put out recently.
► 00:42:08
Here is Alex Jones being furious about it.
► 00:42:11
Of course.
► 00:42:12
And we'll be back on the other side.
► 00:42:14
And here's a big report up on Infowars.com and Newswars.com from Campus Reform.
► 00:42:19
Student op-ed calls for white people an abomination.
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Student op-ed calls white people an abomination.
► 00:42:28
When I think of all the white people I've ever encountered, there's perhaps only a dozen of a considered decent.
► 00:42:34
Texas State University student newspaper on the front published an op-ed Tuesday telling white people that your DNA is an abomination.
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This is down in San Marcos.
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We should get a physical copy of it.
► 00:42:46
We have photos of it.
► 00:42:47
When I think of all the white people I've ever encountered, whether they've been professors, peers, lovers, friends, police officers, etc., there's perhaps only a dozen I would consider decent.
► 00:42:57
Student columnist Rudy Martinez begins the op-ed, wow, what a racist pig.
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Great.
► 00:43:04
Great.
► 00:43:05
So what are your thoughts on this?
► 00:43:07
I'm trying to think of a dozen white people I know that I would consider decent.
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I don't think I can think of even a dozen.
► 00:43:13
No?
► 00:43:14
No.
► 00:43:16
Interesting.
► 00:43:16
But that's because my bar for decent goes well beyond anything that a comedian can possibly do.
► 00:43:22
Yeah.
► 00:43:23
So the thing here...
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If you're a comedian, you're probably a monster.
► 00:43:28
That's just kind of how we work, right?
► 00:43:29
I guess so.
► 00:43:30
Yeah.
► 00:43:31
So this is a guy who's just a campus editorial writer.
► 00:43:35
Alex Jones.
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Someone for whom you are already in the corner before it even began.
► 00:43:40
No, because I hated most of the other columnists at my campus paper.
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Okay, alright.
► 00:43:43
But it just makes me think of how much fucking fun I would have with this.
► 00:43:47
I know!
► 00:43:49
When I was in college, I wrote for my campus paper for three years.
► 00:43:53
I wrote editorials for The Maneater, the University of Missouri student newspaper.
► 00:43:56
Which is why you hearing a student newspaper editorial become shit-talking is the greatest thing you've ever heard.
► 00:44:03
And I got incredible hot water for an article I wrote about how all farmers do is jack off cows.
► 00:44:11
Yep.
► 00:44:11
And shit like that.
► 00:44:12
It was a satirical piece, but I got like...
► 00:44:15
Fucking death threats.
► 00:44:16
I got people trying to kick me out of college.
► 00:44:18
Yep.
► 00:44:18
I bet he's doing great right now.
► 00:44:19
And I turned that into so much fun.
► 00:44:22
Yeah.
► 00:44:23
Just telling people to kiss my ass.
► 00:44:24
Yeah.
► 00:44:24
Like, people would send me aggressive emails.
► 00:44:26
I would just be like, kiss my ass.
► 00:44:28
Come on.
► 00:44:29
Come on.
► 00:44:29
Bring it.
► 00:44:30
Bring it, you wuss.
► 00:44:31
And so, like, if Alex Jones, when I was in college, had taken my article and started lying about it and misrepresenting it and turning it into something like one of his narratives, I would have been like...
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Fuck you.
► 00:44:45
This is going to be the best day of my life!
► 00:44:47
I'd be sitting there drunk as shit and just like...
► 00:44:50
It would be all I talked about.
► 00:44:53
That actually infuriates me on a different level.
► 00:44:57
How is it that he's getting this fucking idiot editorial writer shit and he still hasn't found out about us?
► 00:45:03
That's bullshit.
► 00:45:04
Well, because he's not afraid of them.
► 00:45:05
I don't mean this...
► 00:45:07
He's not afraid of us!
► 00:45:08
I don't mean this narcissistically.
► 00:45:10
He should be.
► 00:45:11
Like, the fact that we take the time and deconstruct the things that, like, the Muslim slave trade narrative and the Dennis Montgomery one we did way back, those sorts of things.
► 00:45:20
Like, we deal with him in a way that he's not being dealt with by other people.
► 00:45:25
And I think he should be scared of giving us any kind of promotion.
► 00:45:29
Even if it's these guys are fucking globalists, I know Soros pays them, something like that, that even would be dangerous for him.
► 00:45:35
Anything that would get us more attention would be very dangerous.
► 00:45:38
But all he's doing is giving this dumbass editorial writer more attention.
► 00:45:42
Right, but he knows that he can just use that guy as a prop.
► 00:45:44
Now, if it was me in college and he did that, it would be a fucking huge mistake.
► 00:45:49
That sounds dangerously Alex Jones-ian right there.
► 00:45:53
No, because I would...
► 00:45:53
Because that's the writing equivalent of you being like...
► 00:45:57
Hey, look, he can punch that guy over there, but if he punches me, I'm gonna beat his ass.
► 00:46:02
No, I'm presenting, like, I don't know what this editorial writer is going to do, and I hope he has a little bit of the Dan in him.
► 00:46:08
I hope he gets in contact with us.
► 00:46:10
I hope he has Dan's spirit in him, because if I was then, I would get on Alex's show.
► 00:46:16
Yeah.
► 00:46:16
Because I know he would want to have me on the show, and then I would just get wasted.
► 00:46:19
Right.
► 00:46:20
Or something like that, and make a mockery of the proceedings.
► 00:46:22
What is this dude?
► 00:46:22
Dude, why are we not emailing this dude right now?
► 00:46:27
We'll get in touch with him.
► 00:46:28
Yeah.
► 00:46:29
Why are we not doing that?
► 00:46:30
I don't know.
► 00:46:30
I didn't actually read his article.
► 00:46:34
I'm not going to read a fucking campus editorial.
► 00:46:36
They're all trash.
► 00:46:37
Well, of course not.
► 00:46:37
Of course not.
► 00:46:38
They're all fucking trash.
► 00:46:39
That's not the point.
► 00:46:39
The point is now that we got this guy on our team, we can throw him on the Alex Jones team.
► 00:46:43
Yeah.
► 00:46:44
So let's move along.
► 00:46:46
I just have a lot of fantasies about what I could have done back then.
► 00:46:49
Oh, God.
► 00:46:50
I'm sorry, Dan.
► 00:46:51
Oh well.
► 00:46:52
Anyway, in this next clip...
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I would take him down into my editorial workshop and I'd just...
► 00:46:58
Hammer out a typewriter piece.
► 00:47:02
I'd say nasty things to him.
► 00:47:04
I'd probably just get high and write something.
► 00:47:06
That'd be fun.
► 00:47:06
Anyway, Alex earlier was talking about how Putin is going to pay white people to reproduce.
► 00:47:12
Yes.
► 00:47:12
And in this next clip, he has a little article about Muslims.
► 00:47:15
A policy that makes perfect sense that we should apply to the United States.
► 00:47:18
He now is going to get into an article, and he does not get into the article.
► 00:47:22
He just reads the headline of an article and talks about how it's important about Muslims taking over demographically in Europe.
► 00:47:30
And the source of it might be interesting.
► 00:47:33
Continuing, ladies and gentlemen, Muslim population Europe to triple by 2050, even with zero migration study shows.
► 00:47:41
Hmm, RT.
► 00:47:43
It's going to go from 1% to 3%?
► 00:47:46
Possibly, and you heard that at the end.
► 00:47:48
Yeah, it's from RT.
► 00:47:49
It's from RT.
► 00:47:50
It's from RT.
► 00:47:50
So, one of the big pieces of news.
► 00:47:54
From Alex's last marathon is that he launched a new product called The Real Red Pill.
► 00:48:00
Right?
► 00:48:01
Right, right, right.
► 00:48:01
You told me about that.
► 00:48:02
And from what we've been able to discern, it's a multivitamin.
► 00:48:07
Yeah.
► 00:48:08
It's nothing.
► 00:48:09
It's a multivitamin that turns you into an aware, socially reprehensible human being.
► 00:48:14
It also has a steroid precursor.
► 00:48:17
It makes you think other human beings are asleep and that you should kill them at will.
► 00:48:21
I promise there's no stimulants in here, but also Brain Force has some stimulants.
► 00:48:26
Let's get fucked up and sing a song.
► 00:48:28
He does so many fucking commercials for this real red pill.
► 00:48:31
And I just have this that I thought was really funny.
► 00:48:38
So it's reportedly, you can do your own research, totally and completely safe.
► 00:48:43
I don't think that's a ringing endorsement.
► 00:48:45
It's totally and completely safe, according to research.
► 00:48:48
You can do your own research.
► 00:48:49
Don't.
► 00:48:50
It's reportedly safe.
► 00:48:51
Reportedly safe.
► 00:48:52
That's not good.
► 00:48:53
I don't like it when you have to tell me something is totally and completely safe.
► 00:48:58
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 00:48:58
I don't like it.
► 00:48:59
If you were like, hey, Jordan, take this.
► 00:49:01
It's completely safe.
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I would be like, uh, that...
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That doesn't sound good.
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If you said it's totally and completely safe, I'd be like, I do not trust you at all, sir.
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And the caveat of, like, do your own research.
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I'm not confident in this.
► 00:49:15
So when we were going back through 2015, we discovered that Alex stole Hillary for prison from a bumper sticker that he saw and turned it into a million-dollar industry for him with the shirts and, you know, bum-rushing Hillary events and stuff like that.
► 00:49:30
And in this next clip, he admits that he stole the name Real Red Pill from The Matrix.
► 00:49:35
Well, that's not surprising, though.
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Depending on the batch, pink or red, this particular batch of the beetroot's not that dark, which is barely pink.
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I thought a pink pill, I go, ooh, Matrix, Redbilt.
► 00:49:46
Call it the real Redbilt.
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I know it's not surprising, but it is important that we document, like, legitimately how uncreative Alex is.
► 00:49:56
He stole one of his biggest things from a bumper sticker that he saw, and he's admitting that he just stole this from the Matrix.
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Yeah, but that's a hard right thing.
► 00:50:04
That's always been a hard thing.
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It's always been a red pill.
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Like, that's what they've called their conversion for years.
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No, no, I know.
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I understand.
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I just don't find this one to be surprising.
► 00:50:14
It's not surprising.
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It's just about putting it on the record.
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Okay.
► 00:50:17
He admits...
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It's just about putting it on...
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For posterity.
► 00:50:20
Exactly.
► 00:50:21
Yes.
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This is about documenting.
► 00:50:22
Gotcha.
► 00:50:23
He steals everything.
► 00:50:23
You're right.
► 00:50:24
He's uncreative and just is a plagiarist to a great extent.
► 00:50:27
Sounds like a plan.
► 00:50:29
Anyway.
► 00:50:30
In his next clip.
► 00:50:31
Alex Jones.
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He has a...
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You know...
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I would say that one of the things that defines the man...
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Is a certain over-inflated sense of himself and his importance in the world.
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No idea.
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And that's why he pretends that these callers that lie to him are CIA sources and stuff like that.
► 00:50:52
I don't know if you've been keeping up.
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The FBI guy.
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I'm literally not allowed to keep up.
► 00:50:59
By design, I cannot keep up.
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So I know you've been slacking on keeping up.
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God damn it!
► 00:51:05
But the FBI caller who was saying there's helicopters shooting at the Las Vegas shooting and stuff like that.
► 00:51:11
Yes.
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CIA operated.
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Who Alex said the FBI contacted 20 minutes after he was on the phone with them and they put him in the clink.
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Right.
► 00:51:19
Took away his phone and all this shit.
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How's he doing now?
► 00:51:22
Then he called in again and Alex was like, oh, they got him in trouble again.
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Right.
► 00:51:26
His new narrative is that he's had to flee the country or something along those lines.
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Okay.
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All right.
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I don't know.
► 00:51:31
Are we doing a VH1?
► 00:51:33
Where are they now?
► 00:51:33
Is that what's going on?
► 00:51:34
The narrative has escalated incredibly.
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I don't believe a lick of it.
► 00:51:39
Where is he now?
► 00:51:40
I don't know.
► 00:51:42
Easter Island?
► 00:51:43
Is he...
► 00:51:43
Undisclosed country.
► 00:51:44
Is he cutting us off from our escape plan?
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He might be.
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Oh, that bastard.
► 00:51:48
So, the reason I wanted to bring that up is I want to play a little bit of Alex's game, the conspiracy game.
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Yes.
► 00:51:55
Before I do, I want to make it clear that I think Alex is making all this up and the caller is bullshitting.
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Of course.
► 00:52:00
But if he's not...
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And he is an FBI agent who called in and was revealing information.
► 00:52:06
Right.
► 00:52:07
The only way that the FBI would have been able to find out who he is that quickly and lock him up is if Alex tipped him off.
► 00:52:17
If Alex snitched on the guy to the FBI.
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Unless they've already been watching him.
► 00:52:21
Or watching Alex.
► 00:52:23
Who isn't watching Alex?
► 00:52:25
In Alex's world?
► 00:52:26
In Alex's world?
► 00:52:27
Who isn't watching Alex?
► 00:52:28
I just wanted to give the suggestion that he sold out his source.
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You think?
► 00:52:31
Because he sells out all his sources.
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That's true, he does.
► 00:52:34
He has a documented history of revealing sources over and over again.
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It's entirely possible.
► 00:52:39
It's actually Donald Trump Jr.
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It probably is.
► 00:52:41
Anyway, like I said, he has an inflated sense of his self and his importance.
► 00:52:46
And in his next clip, he talks about how he's been threatened by people about what he covers.
► 00:52:50
No!
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Yeah.
► 00:52:51
I don't want him to...
► 00:52:52
I've been threatened from the highest levels in private meetings that were off the record, so I won't say by who.
► 00:52:58
Convenient.
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That they're going to destroy me.
► 00:53:00
Also, that's not the only thing that off the record covers.
► 00:53:05
You know?
► 00:53:07
It's not like, just don't say who I am.
► 00:53:09
Hey, hold on.
► 00:53:10
I'm going to destroy you.
► 00:53:11
This is off the record, though.
► 00:53:13
You can't say it.
► 00:53:14
So stupid.
► 00:53:16
They're going to come after us financially and every other way if I don't leave the Muslims alone.
► 00:53:20
And I've been told, that's the group.
► 00:53:22
You leave them alone, and you leave the pedophile stuff alone.
► 00:53:26
Well, guess what?
► 00:53:27
I'm tripling down.
► 00:53:28
Get ready.
► 00:53:30
The big torpedoes are coming.
► 00:53:32
You want to fight?
► 00:53:33
You better believe you got one.
► 00:53:35
110% head-to-head.
► 00:53:38
Fill your hand.
► 00:53:39
Let's go.
► 00:53:40
Fill your hand.
► 00:53:43
That's how I go to the heights, is engaging you.
► 00:53:45
The bigger the enemy, the better.
► 00:53:47
It's everything I've been asking for.
► 00:53:49
Let's go.
► 00:53:51
I'm going to go after radical Islam.
► 00:53:53
I'm going to go after its orthodoxy.
► 00:53:55
I'm going to go after the pedophiles.
► 00:53:57
I'm going to go after the globalists.
► 00:53:58
And I'm being proven right on every front.
► 00:54:00
So get ready.
► 00:54:03
It's like I'm a missile guidance system.
► 00:54:05
What you don't want me to cover is right where I go.
► 00:54:08
So thank you for letting me know where you're at and who you are.
► 00:54:12
I'm coming for you.
► 00:54:13
And the spectacle of whatever happens will light you up for everybody else to open fire politically as well.
► 00:54:21
See, I'm not a Satanist like you.
► 00:54:23
It isn't all about me.
► 00:54:26
Because it's all about me.
► 00:54:28
It's all about my family and other decent people having a future.
► 00:54:31
It's not about me because it's all about me.
► 00:54:34
You got that?
► 00:54:35
No!
► 00:54:35
It's about my life but other people's lives because I'm connected to them and I want them to have a future.
► 00:54:41
And it's a man's job to stand up for other people's future.
► 00:54:44
Because other men did it so I'd have a future.
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And I'm not going to let those other men and women down.
► 00:54:49
You got that?
► 00:54:51
It's a fight I want!
► 00:54:52
Great.
► 00:54:53
That is weird.
► 00:54:55
Do you know what he was describing?
► 00:54:57
There's a lot of things.
► 00:54:58
He was describing conversations with his lawyers he's had about things that he is going to get sued over.
► 00:55:04
It probably is being sued.
► 00:55:06
Yeah, he's not talking about high-level people who have threatened him.
► 00:55:09
He's talking about his lawyers being like, okay, here's what you said, and here's how we're all going to lose our money.
► 00:55:14
You are in jeopardy.
► 00:55:15
Here's what you said, here's how we're going to lose all of our money.
► 00:55:18
Here's what you said, you're my favorite client.
► 00:55:21
I am going to charge you all the money.
► 00:55:22
There are a lot of hours.
► 00:55:24
So many hours you can bill on Alex.
► 00:55:26
But the thing is there, what I think, first of all, the it's not about me, it's all about me thing.
► 00:55:31
That makes perfect sense.
► 00:55:32
Well, I think it does on some level.
► 00:55:34
Because I think that he is, it's the race memory stuff.
► 00:55:37
I think Berita just threw that on the things you think is reasonable list.
► 00:55:40
I think that what he's doing is he's trying to tap into that, like, my ancestors are right here kind of thing.
► 00:55:47
Okay.
► 00:55:47
So he's like, we are all the same person.
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To some extent.
► 00:55:51
Still don't get it.
► 00:55:52
Well, in an empathic sense, I do really like that kind of thought, that you and I are essentially the same person, just living different experiences.
► 00:56:00
The great big blob theory.
► 00:56:02
Yeah, I mean...
► 00:56:03
The Buddhist great big blob.
► 00:56:04
Well, yeah, it's a great way to force empathy on yourself if you can't get there other ways.
► 00:56:09
Well, clearly it is not.
► 00:56:12
Clearly it is an ineffective way of thinking about things in order to successfully do that.
► 00:56:16
It's not how Alex uses it.
► 00:56:18
I will definitely agree with you there.
► 00:56:20
But the other thing is, like, this to me feels real tired.
► 00:56:26
Like, he's trying to work himself up and, like, you want to fight?
► 00:56:29
You got it!
► 00:56:30
And he just can't get over the hill into, like, the I'm going to scream and yell.
► 00:56:34
And I don't know why.
► 00:56:36
Maybe no brain force in the studio or something along those lines, but it does feel a bit different than normal.
► 00:56:42
You think he's not capable of turning over the engine quite as strong?
► 00:56:45
I think there might be something going on.
► 00:56:47
And I understand.
► 00:56:48
If I'm hungover or something like that, it's tough for me to work.
► 00:56:51
It's tough for me to get my chains in motion.
► 00:56:53
And there might be some sort of...
► 00:56:56
Stimulant withdrawal or something like that he's experiencing.
► 00:56:59
That's possible.
► 00:56:59
Because you know how it goes.
► 00:57:00
People order too much of the brain force, and then you're out.
► 00:57:03
The warehouse is not in.
► 00:57:04
You didn't plan ahead.
► 00:57:05
Well, and you know he has auto-ship because he wants that extra 10% discount.
► 00:57:09
Come on, man.
► 00:57:10
It's true.
► 00:57:10
Or he could just be hungover.
► 00:57:12
Alex, he's a bargain hunter.
► 00:57:16
He buys everything for the year on Cyber Monday.
► 00:57:19
Back in the day, he used to cut coupons.
► 00:57:21
Yeah, hey.
► 00:57:22
What are you going to do?
► 00:57:23
So in this next clip...
► 00:57:25
Probably still cuts coupons.
► 00:57:26
In this next clip, Alex Jones gets really defensive about how Right Wing Watch put up a video.
► 00:57:31
Before we go any further, let me ask you a question.
► 00:57:34
Please do.
► 00:57:34
Do you think it's a today thing, or do you think it's a larger trend of him not being able to really turn it over?
► 00:57:42
No, I think it's today.
► 00:57:43
You think it's just today?
► 00:57:44
Yeah, because other days...
► 00:57:45
He's really gotten the ghost?
► 00:57:47
The beginning of that feminist baby riff.
► 00:57:51
That was...
► 00:57:52
He was on.
► 00:57:53
For sure.
► 00:57:54
I don't like any part of that sentence.
► 00:57:56
Feminist baby!
► 00:57:57
The beginning part of that baby feminist riff, he was on for sure, is not a sentence that I ever want to hear again.
► 00:58:04
He's got the spirit in him.
► 00:58:06
Right.
► 00:58:06
His, like, trying to not get to the story because he knew it was weak.
► 00:58:09
Right.
► 00:58:10
Like, he was on, like, Donkey Kong.
► 00:58:13
Yeah.
► 00:58:13
It was good.
► 00:58:14
All right.
► 00:58:15
But, anyway, this next clip.
► 00:58:17
Right Wing Watch put out a video about him basically praying on air, which we've seen him do a bit.
► 00:58:26
We've seen plenty of prayers.
► 00:58:27
And he gets pretty defensive about it, and then he pivots to a really weird, real weird thing.
► 00:58:34
They had Right Wing Watch and all these globalist Soros funding groups attack me and make fun of me yesterday saying, Alex Jones called on the power of Christ.
► 00:58:43
Alex Jones told his listeners...
► 00:58:45
To ask God for guidance and to pray to Jesus Christ, and they made jokes about it.
► 00:58:50
So Alex thinks, he thinks, we're going to get to the crazy part, but he thinks that they're like, they hate Christians and what have you, but the reality is that...
► 00:58:59
And we know that Christians don't even let their daughters date until they run away at 18. The reality is that they're making fun of how he does it.
► 00:59:07
It's so fake.
► 00:59:08
It's so false.
► 00:59:09
Like, our first episode has the...
► 00:59:11
It's time to pray.
► 00:59:12
It's time to pray.
► 00:59:14
God, that's right.
► 00:59:14
I forgot about that.
► 00:59:16
Yeah.
► 00:59:16
It's so good.
► 00:59:17
He does shit like that, where it's like, it's so false.
► 00:59:20
Yeah.
► 00:59:20
And that's really more what they're making fun of.
► 00:59:23
It's like, he's screaming about hating people and demons and all that.
► 00:59:27
It's time to pray.
► 00:59:27
Time to pray.
► 00:59:29
That's why you're godless losers, filth.
► 00:59:32
You're so disconnected.
► 00:59:33
You think it's discrediting that I call on the name Jesus Christ?
► 00:59:37
No.
► 00:59:38
They act like they manage all the words.
► 00:59:40
I actually agree.
► 00:59:40
And they manage the culture.
► 00:59:41
I do think it's discrediting.
► 00:59:42
And they manage everything.
► 00:59:43
So if they say something's discrediting, then oh, I better stop doing it.
► 00:59:49
Yeah.
► 00:59:49
Oh, Trump's discredited because he tweets what he wants to.
► 00:59:52
Oh, he showed Muslims involved in violence.
► 00:59:54
Well, actually, yeah.
► 00:59:55
Again, I agree.
► 00:59:56
That's the greatest crime.
► 00:59:56
Oh.
► 00:59:57
The Dutch government says this video of a kid being beaten up may not be real.
► 01:00:02
Oh, really?
► 01:00:03
The Muslims never beat up anybody.
► 01:00:05
There's no go zones.
► 01:00:07
France, England, Sweden, Germany all have no go zones where the fire departments and the police departments won't even go.
► 01:00:15
Just type it in.
► 01:00:16
I did.
► 01:00:17
Not true.
► 01:00:18
Alex, don't tell people to type it in.
► 01:00:20
Not true.
► 01:00:21
So here's what comes up if you Google that.
► 01:00:24
It turns out that in 2015, here's a headline out of the New York Times.
► 01:00:30
Fox News apologizes for false claims of Muslim-only areas in England and France.
► 01:00:35
Can't think of any reason.
► 01:00:36
Fox News issued an unusual on-air apology on Saturday night for having allowed its anchors and guests to repeat the false claim that there are Muslim-only no-go zones in European countries like England and France.
► 01:00:46
France that are not under the control of the state and are ruled according to Sharia law.
► 01:00:51
The statement was referred to as a correction by the Fox report host, Julie Banderas, who said that, quote, over the course of this last week, we have made some regrettable errors on air regarding the Muslim population in Europe, particularly with regard to England and France.
► 01:01:05
Now, this applies especially to discussions of so-called no-go zones, areas where non-Muslims allegedly are not allowed in, and police supposedly won't go, Ms. Banderas continued.
► 01:01:16
To be clear, there is no formal designation of these zones in either country, and no credible information to support the assertion that there are specific areas in these countries that exclude individuals solely based on their religion.
► 01:01:28
Sounds true to me.
► 01:01:29
That's Fox News!
► 01:01:32
And even notoriously stupid and diplomatic New York Times is like, Fox News issued a rare apology, which might as well read like...
► 01:01:41
Notoriously low-barred Fox News finds out they went below that bar themselves.
► 01:01:49
Fox News says, whoops.
► 01:01:50
That should be the headline.
► 01:01:52
Just like, uh-oh.
► 01:01:53
So Alex, come on.
► 01:01:55
Fox News delineates line we didn't know existed for them.
► 01:01:58
You can do this, too.
► 01:02:01
You can look into it if you want.
► 01:02:03
You can dig a little bit deeper and find...
► 01:02:04
Type it in!
► 01:02:05
Sure, type it in.
► 01:02:06
Type it in!
► 01:02:07
All these ideas.
► 01:02:09
I mean, like, this is one of the things they talk about all the time with Sweden.
► 01:02:12
They talk about Malmo, the city of Malmo, being like, there's only Muslims, they're violent, Sharia law.
► 01:02:18
And if you look into it, it's absolutely not true.
► 01:02:21
There are videos much like the ones Trump retweeted or Paul Joseph Watson makes hay out of.
► 01:02:29
They're misrepresented videos.
► 01:02:31
Again, I can't stress enough the idea that Paul Joseph Watson would have a video of a New Year's celebration where people are shooting off fireworks and stuff and claim that it's Muslim hordes run amok.
► 01:02:45
It means that nothing is credible.
► 01:02:48
Your standards of what you're doing are out the window.
► 01:02:52
And so whenever you have these people who are reporting on these Muslim no-go zones, it's generally stuff like that.
► 01:02:58
Yeah.
► 01:02:58
It's flimsy bullshit.
► 01:03:00
It's frustrating to me that...
► 01:03:03
Because that's...
► 01:03:04
Like, the one truth of America is the one truth of immigrants who go anywhere.
► 01:03:10
Sure.
► 01:03:10
Which is not when an immigrant goes somewhere, they just want to recreate their home.
► 01:03:16
No.
► 01:03:16
When an immigrant goes somewhere...
► 01:03:18
They become part of somewhere new.
► 01:03:20
And that is what America is.
► 01:03:23
When you go to New Orleans, you don't go there because you see a different group of people everywhere.
► 01:03:29
You go there because you see all of these people creating something new.
► 01:03:34
Creating something beautiful because they all want to join the place they're at.
► 01:03:39
And let me take that even one step further.
► 01:03:40
One of the things that's so awesome, I live in Uptown in Chicago.
► 01:03:44
As do I. There's an area called...
► 01:03:47
little Vietnam, just as one of the examples of the little sort of cultural enclaves that exist in the city.
► 01:03:53
You go down to Pilsen and go down to Chinatown.
► 01:03:56
And there are places like that, which is the affirmation of the other side of the immigrant experience, wherein you want to become a part of the whole, but at the same time, you retain the pieces of your culture and everyone can appreciate them and join in your culture on a facsimile level within the larger American culture.
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It's beautiful.
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It's great.
► 01:04:18
And to even bring Muslims into it, when I was growing up, there was a mosque in Columbia, Missouri that was, I don't know, a couple blocks from downtown.
► 01:04:27
I mean, whatever that means in a small town.
► 01:04:29
But I would go to the mosque.
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I would go with my family.
► 01:04:33
We'd go and just go to other cultures' festivals.
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Not even just services.
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All of Chicago.
► 01:04:42
Yeah.
► 01:04:42
All of Chicago.
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Cuban festival.
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Puerto Rican festival.
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All of it.
► 01:04:46
All of those things.
► 01:04:46
And you don't go there and see all of these Cuban people, and every time a white person walks in, they're like, whoa, back the fuck off!
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It's like the record scratch.
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No!
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What?
► 01:04:56
It's everybody like, check this shit out!
► 01:04:58
Look at this shit!
► 01:04:59
Look at what's going on here!
► 01:05:00
And generally, you hope that it's not like...
► 01:05:03
The Halloween costume version of appropriation, you know, like...
► 01:05:07
Right.
► 01:05:07
You have a Mexican festival and it's just drunk white people and sombreros.
► 01:05:10
Right, right, right.
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Well, you do get that...
► 01:05:11
Do you mean Cinco de Mayo?
► 01:05:12
Well, you do get that for Cinco de Mayo or St. Patrick's Day.
► 01:05:15
Right.
► 01:05:15
You get those versions of stuff, but...
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Which is a weird...
► 01:05:19
Which is one of the weirder, like...
► 01:05:21
Okay.
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But that's because those holidays are really just about booze.
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Civil War and...
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Chasing snakes out of everywhere.
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But those are the two holidays we sell?
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I mean, fine.
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It's less about what the holiday is and how it's become associated with booze.
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Yeah, of course.
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And once again, immigrants, they go places.
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We all want to get fucked up together.
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Totally.
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That's what we do.
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And that's the bigger picture.
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And you can have those examples of Cinco de Mayo and St. Patrick's Day, but if you look at the bigger picture, you look at the broader picture, there are all those other awesome little fests.
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Block parties and what have you.
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Do you want to know what the best thing to show people who hate immigrants is?
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Immigrants?
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The movie Coneheads.
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Oh boy.
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It's such a strangely accurate immigrant story.
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I swear to God.
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Wait, that's not a thing.
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No, that's Mork and Mindy.
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I swear to God, watch Coneheads now with the image of white nationalism in your head, and you'll be like...
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Oh, I kind of get it now.
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They come from France.
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They come from France!
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I got one reference.
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But their daughter grows up speaking unaccented English, like all of this shit, and they get that feeling of like, well, we want you to have some sort of connection to your homeland, while at the same time we do want you to integrate into your new homeland.
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And so there's all of these fears coming together.
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Also, oh my god, Dan Aykroyd, he talks funny.
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They think condoms are gum.
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They eat all kinds of...
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Ugh.
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Anyway.
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Wild.
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He drives a taxi, isn't that weird?
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This isn't a movie review show.
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Anyways.
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Anyways.
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Just like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a surprising review of gang culture in New York City in the late 80s, so is Coneheads, a surprising review of immigrant culture in the late 90s.
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Let's go to this next clip.
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I'm just saying!
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This is a Mike Down clip.
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Predictive programming.
► 01:07:11
This is a Mike Down clip.
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Everything is a Mike Down clip from here on out.
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So in this next clip, Alex Jones reveals that he has a nuanced understanding of lesbians, and it's one of the more fucked up things I've heard on this show.
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Most of the show called.
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Liberal lesbians and all these groups, they just want to have the guy with the duck's ass haircut and the James Dean outfit.
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The truth is, James Dean wasn't slapping girls around, but they want to be the ones slapping the girls around.
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And statistically, it shows it.
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I'm not blaming all lesbians, but it shows that most of these butch lesbians, they want to be the guy smacking the hot chick around.
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They think that's manly.
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And a lot of the chicks, they like it.
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See, because no man will do that to them.
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And I'm not saying it's good if a man does that.
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But some women like it.
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And if they can't find a man to smack them around, well, they found them a girl going to do it real good.
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Knock them upside their head and have 50 shades of gray about the sexy rich guy that's going to chain you up.
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Of course, you're going to get chained up one time.
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They're going to put that devil mask or that piggy mask on.
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They're going to say, now I'm going to torture you for about six weeks.
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So start begging for your mommy and your daddy.
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That's the liberals.
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So I'm going to pause there for a second, because he jumps from that onto something, if possible, even more fucked up.
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I can't...
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What?
► 01:08:29
Yeah.
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Okay.
► 01:08:30
So he argues that, I guess what he's saying is that...
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First off, what he's saying is he's hit women.
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Totally.
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That's exactly what he's saying.
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He's saying it's not right, but some like it.
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Yeah.
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He's saying that Stockholm Syndrome is actually just how you're supposed to deal with people.
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Right.
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I don't know what to do with that.
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Well, when he says, that's not what I'm saying, the question is, then what are you saying?
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And the answer is, I think he's saying it's okay to hit women.
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I think he probably on some level thinks that.
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Yeah.
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I mean, the male-dominated culture that he has expressed wanting.
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Well, and of course, if you are...
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Hitting somebody, generally speaking, they will say, no, please don't hit me.
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Right.
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In which case, you will say, no.
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Your no actually means you really want me to hit you.
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But he's not wrong on some level that the sexual spectrum is wide and some people rough trade.
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No, again, that's fine.
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But at the same time, that's not what he's talking about.
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There's something called consent.
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Right.
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He is not talking about consent.
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No, and he's talking about smacking people around.
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That's not within the consensual boundaries.
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And even then, he's like, well, okay.
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His logic does not track.
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Okay.
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Women go to lesbians because they want to get hit and no man will do it.
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Right.
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That's sort of what he's saying.
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Then later on, he says, women who let men hit them, then they put on pig masks and say, I'm going to torture you for six weeks.
► 01:10:03
No, that's just jumping into his Fifty Shades of Grey as a gateway drug kind of thing.
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You get tied up once and everything's fun.
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Everything's cool.
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But then the next time, they torture you.
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That's what he believes about the idea of BDSM and stuff like that.
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And that's liberals.
► 01:10:19
Liberals.
► 01:10:20
So now let's get to the rest of this clip because I'm telling you, it gets even more fucked up.
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The way his brain jumps around.
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It's very strange.
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Listen to this fucking shit.
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They want to get you in a dungeon.
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They want to strap you down and take a buzzsaw and cut the top of your head off like a pumpkin and pull it off and get a little spoon and go, well, you're looking in the mirror.
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This is one thing I know they like to do.
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They go, I'm going to eat your brain now.
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Let's start.
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Let's start at the side areas here, because we don't want to take away your side at the back or your thinking on the front.
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I'm going to eat your cerebral cortex last, because I've got power!
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I love Satan, and I'm going to suck you dry, and I'm going to torture you to death!
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And you're going to follow my liberal orders, and you're going to talk like I talk, and you're going to be guilty when I say you're guilty, and you're going to bow to me!
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Alex just watched Hannibal.
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That's what happened.
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He watched that Ray Liotta scene in Hannibal.
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Yeah, there's no other reference for that.
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I can think of no other way you would grab that specific reference, right?
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It's just Hannibal.
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That's literally a scene from the sequel to Silence of the Lambs.
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He just got fucking high as shit on brain pills or whatever and watched Hannibal.
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This is so real.
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Oh my god.
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Ray Liotta, this is a documentary.
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That guy's not an actor.
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Even if you're talking metaphorically, that still doesn't make sense.
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It's really interesting how that's not really blood libel, but it's real close.
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It's not in that narrative, but it's still...
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The cannibalism aspect of it is interesting.
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Here's what I think.
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I think the people who invented blood libel would hear that and be like, Shit!
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What a great idea!
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Right, right.
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We should have been saying that shit the whole time!
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Are you kidding me?
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The Europeans...
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We aren't fucked up enough to get there.
► 01:12:15
To be fair...
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In a land where 90% of the children we know die of rickets, we're not that fucked up.
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To be fair, I can't pull the name of the guy who wrote Hannibal, but he wasn't around.
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Oh, Hannibal.
► 01:12:28
Hannibal Buress.
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Hannibal Buress, yeah.
► 01:12:31
To be fair, those movies and books didn't exist back then, so how do those people have those ideas?
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Alex Jones...
► 01:12:37
Race memory?
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...is an idiot.
► 01:12:39
So, earlier...
► 01:12:41
We discussed how Alex believes that they're...
► 01:12:44
Oh boy.
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Do they mention...
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Does he mention in Hannibal how he's not going to eat the...
► 01:12:51
Frontal cortex and all that stuff?
► 01:12:53
No, but he takes off the top of Ray Liotta's head.
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Right.
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No, no, no.
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I was just...
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Because that suggests a certain level of information about the brain that I would not have expected from Alex.
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No, but I think he's wrong also.
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No, absolutely.
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Absolutely.
► 01:13:07
That doesn't match science.
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No, of course it's wrong.
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As I recall, no, there's not that.
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I think that's just where his fantasies led.
► 01:13:15
I just think it's fun to see him go wild with the small amount of knowledge he does have where it's like, Okay, well, if I were going to eat a brain and torture somebody, I would pick the middle part because that seems fine.
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The front part is good, the middle part's weird, the back part is lizards.
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That's what I know.
► 01:13:33
He knows that the center is where everything happens, and that's why you eat around the sides.
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Wernicke and Broca's area are on the sides.
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He could have also just seen Temple of Doom.
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They eat a monkey's head there.
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That's true.
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That's a monkey.
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That's a monkey.
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This is Hannibal.
► 01:13:49
Who among us are monkeys?
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Anyway, I'm an ape.
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But be that his name.
► 01:13:53
Yeah, you are.
► 01:13:55
We talked about Muslim no-go zones and how even Fox News had to apologize for covering that because it's not real.
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Yeah.
► 01:14:02
In his next clip.
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Alex Jones pretends that there are no-go zones in America.
► 01:14:07
Ooh, where?
► 01:14:08
And not even that.
► 01:14:09
Not even just America.
► 01:14:11
Okay.
► 01:14:11
Austin itself.
► 01:14:12
No!
► 01:14:13
Yeah.
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Not in Austin!
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I like the food they've got in East Austin.
► 01:14:17
It's very diverse food.
► 01:14:19
You've got white folks, black folks, Hispanics, Asians, all living in peace.
► 01:14:23
But there's a certain minority of black folks now that have bought into the whole Black Lives Matter, the chip-on-the-shoulder deal, and the rest of it.
► 01:14:30
And, I mean, almost everybody I know has been mugged.
► 01:14:33
Or that people tried to mug them, which is pretty dangerous because a lot of folks are concealed carry.
► 01:14:40
Pulls out a gun.
► 01:14:42
But...
► 01:14:42
Great.
► 01:14:44
I don't want to put myself and my family in that danger.
► 01:14:47
So we've never gone outside!
► 01:14:50
Ten times a couple years ago and three times had very aggressive, large black males come up to me like it was a business.
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They were well-dressed each time and threatened to attack me about it.
► 01:15:03
Yeah, I mean, we've talked about this already.
► 01:15:05
The stories that you tell, he's describing a homeless person.
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Hey, I'm starving.
► 01:15:10
And he interprets that as a threat.
► 01:15:11
And he's being attacked or whatever.
► 01:15:13
But hold on.
► 01:15:14
I didn't get money.
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And I just got in a fighting stance.
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And I just said, man, you need to back off.
► 01:15:19
But that's what happened.
► 01:15:21
And my wife, by the third time, she goes, I guess you're right.
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We can't eat over here.
► 01:15:27
And I said, no.
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I said, I don't.
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She goes, we can just carry your gun.
► 01:15:31
And I just said, I want to leave it in the car.
► 01:15:32
I don't want to have to do this.
► 01:15:34
I'm not out looking for this.
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I'm white.
► 01:15:37
It's a no-go zone.
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I can't go.
► 01:15:39
And a lot of folks that first moved in over there that I know personally that were liberals, they're having to move out.
► 01:15:44
I mean, they're being robbed.
► 01:15:45
They're being attacked.
► 01:15:46
And the black culture with that minority of racist blacks is, whites are evil.
► 01:15:51
They deserve to be mugged.
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They deserve to be attacked.
► 01:15:52
The new Black Panther Party in Houston says, don't loot in your neighborhood.
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Go loot the whites.
► 01:15:57
Go kill the whites.
► 01:15:59
You know, go mug the whites?
► 01:16:00
So, I mean, this is just racial fear.
► 01:16:02
This is all nonsense.
► 01:16:03
I've been to East Austin.
► 01:16:05
Minority of racist blacks exists.
► 01:16:08
Minority slash plurality of racist whites does not exist.
► 01:16:12
Right, and they're all feds.
► 01:16:13
Yep.
► 01:16:13
Simple point of view.
► 01:16:14
When I first moved to the city, Chicago, that is, I was really afraid of going to the south side or going west or anything like that.
► 01:16:24
We have bad ads for that.
► 01:16:26
To be fair, there are some areas that aren't no-go zones, but there are areas where you don't want to necessarily be after dark.
► 01:16:32
You won't see a right woman running at three.
► 01:16:35
And if you do, keep on running.
► 01:16:38
It's a reality of the fucked up.
► 01:16:43
I mean, let's start with Nixon.
► 01:16:46
But be that as it may, I thought the entirety of certain areas of the city are just like, don't go there, you'll get stabbed.
► 01:16:54
Because that is the rhetoric that people throw around.
► 01:16:57
That's what my parents threw around when I moved to Chicago, yeah.
► 01:16:59
And it probably took me a good year or so, not to get past that, because I realized that it was probably overblown, but to get...
► 01:17:07
To the point where I'm like, no, almost all the city is awesome.
► 01:17:11
And I've been to East Austin.
► 01:17:13
It's a great area that there might be dangerous pockets in.
► 01:17:19
It's just the nature of cities.
► 01:17:22
That's kind of how urban areas work.
► 01:17:24
We go through this so many different times, but it's like, if you go by per 100,000, all of a sudden you start seeing Chicago go down in the murder rate.
► 01:17:36
And even then, you see the statistics on white-on-white and black-on-black crime, and chances are there's a 90% chance you're going to get fucked up by somebody of your own race.
► 01:17:45
Alex rejects those statistics.
► 01:17:47
Like, you can go to the South Side anytime you want, walk around anywhere.
► 01:17:53
You might get a weird look, but even then...
► 01:17:57
You're not going to get hurt.
► 01:17:58
Nobody wants to hurt anybody else.
► 01:18:01
I give people weird looks constantly.
► 01:18:03
Yeah, right.
► 01:18:04
That's not weird.
► 01:18:05
It's weird that you always do it to black people, though.
► 01:18:07
Have we had that talk?
► 01:18:09
We should probably do this off air.
► 01:18:10
Yeah, that's true.
► 01:18:11
Anyway.
► 01:18:12
Let me tell you how I feel about Asian people.
► 01:18:14
Oh, boy.
► 01:18:16
So...
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It was such a weird idea.
► 01:18:19
What, that riff you just went on?
► 01:18:21
Yeah, that someday, that some point in time...
► 01:18:24
The pretend racist riff?
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That sometime on this show, I'd just be like, hey, guys, by the way, hate Asian people.
► 01:18:28
I know it's a weird blind spot for me.
► 01:18:30
150 episodes in, time to lay that on.
► 01:18:33
Weird thing to throw on you now.
► 01:18:35
So, I mean, like, just this idea that he's applying this fictional stuff about no-go zones in Europe to now Austin being a place where there are no-go zones.
► 01:18:45
It's just he's so scared of everything.
► 01:18:48
Yeah.
► 01:18:48
It's just...
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No, he's not scared.
► 01:18:51
He wants you to be scared.
► 01:18:52
Right, right.
► 01:18:52
There's a financial incentive in him to make you afraid.
► 01:18:56
It's just fucked up.
► 01:18:57
Right.
► 01:18:57
And not just that, but a political incentive.
► 01:19:00
The less...
► 01:19:00
If you are in a city, one of the things that winds up making you so much more likely to be inclusive is that you are included.
► 01:19:09
Well, and you...
► 01:19:10
When you're included in far...
► 01:19:11
As we were talking about earlier, when you're included in a...
► 01:19:15
Cuban celebration, you're not afraid of Cubans anymore.
► 01:19:18
You're included.
► 01:19:19
And you start to understand why they have that weird ham, pickled, and mustard sandwich.
► 01:19:24
Yeah.
► 01:19:26
The more you eat white people food, the more you're like, ugh, maybe we shouldn't.
► 01:19:29
This plantain isn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.
► 01:19:31
It's still pretty bad.
► 01:19:32
But be that as it may.
► 01:19:33
Wait a second.
► 01:19:34
It's like a banana?
► 01:19:35
It's like a little banana.
► 01:19:36
What?
► 01:19:37
Huh?
► 01:19:37
Anyway, at the top of the show, we dealt with the narrative that Alex is pitching that...
► 01:19:45
Matt Lauer and Garrison Keillor's sexual assault accusations.
► 01:19:49
Really just a money dodge.
► 01:19:50
It's all just trying to get out of contracts and what have you.
► 01:19:52
And that isn't flippant.
► 01:19:54
He brings it up a bunch.
► 01:19:55
Is that why the 49ers actually let Colin Kaepernick go?
► 01:19:58
I don't know.
► 01:19:59
Is that what his argument is?
► 01:20:00
No, that doesn't come up.
► 01:20:01
Not that they're all incredibly racist and recognize that their fans are all racist too?
► 01:20:06
That doesn't come up.
► 01:20:08
But...
► 01:20:09
I just want to stress that, like, it's not just a throwaway thing for him.
► 01:20:13
He brings it up, like, three or four times on the show.
► 01:20:15
That's really what he thinks is going on, which is bizarre.
► 01:20:19
Okay.
► 01:20:20
Theory on why he would go so hard for that.
► 01:20:23
Well, he's dumb.
► 01:20:25
No.
► 01:20:25
It's Roy Moore adjacent.
► 01:20:28
Preemptive damage control.
► 01:20:30
For Trump.
► 01:20:30
For him.
► 01:20:31
No, I don't think for him.
► 01:20:32
You don't think so for him?
► 01:20:33
No, I don't think so.
► 01:20:34
You don't think Millie Weaver has got a story or two?
► 01:20:36
I don't.
► 01:20:37
Well, I...
► 01:20:38
Tell me that Leanne McAdoo does not have a story to tell.
► 01:20:43
I think they dated.
► 01:20:45
There's a lot of talk online.
► 01:20:47
That NBA is not going to last.
► 01:20:49
I don't know that to be true.
► 01:20:50
Their interaction is really weird.
► 01:20:52
But at the same time, there's rumors around that they had a fling or something like that.
► 01:20:57
And I would believe that's possible.
► 01:20:58
And I'm not defending Alex Jones at all in saying this.
► 01:21:02
I don't think that that is his style.
► 01:21:06
I don't think he's a sexual harasser.
► 01:21:09
Yeah, but you wouldn't have thought that about Matt fucking Lauer either.
► 01:21:12
I would think it more than Alex Jones.
► 01:21:13
I think that he is probably a harasser, but not like a grabbing...
► 01:21:18
Maybe he is, though.
► 01:21:20
The way he yelled at that lady on the street.
► 01:21:21
He sounds like an ass.
► 01:21:23
He's an ass grabber all the way.
► 01:21:25
You might have talked me into it.
► 01:21:26
You might have talked me into this.
► 01:21:27
There's probably something.
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I think if somebody comes forward on Alex...
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Somebody will.
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I think the more likely thing is protection for Trump and Roy Moore.
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That's more where his feelings lie.
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Well, if it's politically motivated for those guys, or financially motivated, then in the same way it has to be financially motivated for Roy Moore and for Trump as well.
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Well, but then also at the same time, with the narrative that it's about the contracts, that feeds into his pre-existing narrative of the media collapsing and everything falling apart.
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So he has a lot of reasons to be in that camp.
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He's backed himself into a strange corner of now defending every sexual harasser.
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To some extent, and it is weird.
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This next clip, he's unclear whether he's defending Matt Lauer.
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It's very, it's up and down, very confusing.
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Okay.
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We have the just accelerating executives, top media analysts, top talk show host being thrown overboard.
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Many cases like Lauer, they knew about the sexual behavior for a decade.
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The escapades, obviously many of the women wanted to be involved with him.
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But I don't, I'm still not defending it.
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It just shows the out of control behavior.
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So in that clip, he's saying that most of the girls wanted it.
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Yeah.
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And I'm not defending him.
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As every dude always says, they wanted it.
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Right, right.
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So he is defending it, but he's trying to play that weird fence.
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He's trying to play that weird line of, like, I'm not defending it, but everything I'm doing is defending.
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So in this next clip, we know that the globalists don't exist, as Alex believes them to.
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And in this clip, he is sort of imagining his current victory over the globalists and what they're doing now.
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His current victory.
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Well, it's the next chapter of his fan fiction, somewhat.
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And it's what the globalists are doing now.
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And now it's gone from the hedge?
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To they're moving their main operations to the bunkers right now.
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So, things are not going too well for them.
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And of course, you can even see that in mainstream media now that they're evacuating.
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So, when you see the generals loading up on their train and, you know, running, and then you see the train politically blowing up, because a lot of them aren't even politically getting out.
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A lot of them are getting indicted, or they're going to prison, or they're being found, you know, hung in their bedrooms.
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Because a lot of their own people are turning on each other.
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A lot of the mid-level minions are turning on their bosses, but also bosses are cleaning up the breadcrumbs, cleaning up any witnesses right now.
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So a whole lot of folks are getting killed right now.
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And the globalists have got their hands full.
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Their hands full, killing off people that know.
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Where the bodies are buried or where the bank accounts are, where the landing bases are.
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All over rural areas, they're building landing strips for heavy aircraft.
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That's been in the news.
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What?
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Where?
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What?
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That's Jade Helm-style shit.
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There's a massive global cover-up where people are being killed who have the goods?
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Politically.
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Gotcha.
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But be that as it may, it's like...
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Alex.
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You're crazy.
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That's crazy.
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That's good old fashioned crazy.
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If you want to dance this dance, my friend, if you want to do that, you need information.
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It's half of your name.
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You have...
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Info is short for information.
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You have missed the point entirely, my friend.
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You need it.
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You need...
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I think you've lost your mind, Dan.
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All these people are getting killed.
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All around.
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Yeah.
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Who?
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Oh.
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Seth Rich.
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Frank.
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Seth Rich.
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Frank.
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Seth Rich.
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From down the way.
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Seth Rich.
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He went down to one of those no-go zones.
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A Soros operative took him down.
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Do you know why?
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Why is that?
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He had information on Frankie J. The singer?
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Yeah.
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Do you ever have a no-go zone snow cone?
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It's really good.
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Anyway.
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I've had a no-go zone.
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Calzone?
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Calzone.
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God damn it, Dan!
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A no-go zone, Calzone?
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I was actually going to go with Puzzone.
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Tommy Davidson with a no-go zone.
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Anyway, in this next clip, Alex Jones projects a whole bunch.
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Most idiotic, moronic people are going along with this.
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Because it's like a sense of getting a royal title that someone was racist to you or someone was bad to you.
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So the more chips you can have on your shoulder, the better.
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But really, you're just being taught how to be an unhirable, drooling basket case.
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Well, first off, Dan, someone has been racist to me, so you may bow.
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All right.
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Thank you very much.
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I have, in fact, been sexually assaulted.
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You may bow once more.
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My lord.
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Thank you very much.
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The irony there, the projection is like three quarters of the show is him talking about people treating him bad because he's white.
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Yeah.
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So like, it don't, I mean, okay.
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The difference between minorities and women.
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Speaking up for themselves and trying to adjust the social hierarchy.
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Is that they're wrong and it's okay if you're white.
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Well, but the difference between that and Alex Jones creating an entire worldview that involves intentional poisoning of the water and destruction of Christian Christendom systems.
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Sure.
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As a way to attack white people.
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White male patriarchy.
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It goes back to what I was trying to get to with the feminist baby thing.
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It's like, you...
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People post memes and then laugh, like Nazi memes, and then laugh that people are like, haha, you're triggered.
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Yeah.
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You saw a feminist baby book and you...
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Cried like a little bitch.
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You did an entire 15-minute segment about it on your show.
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I want to see that movie now.
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That's triggered.
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We need to write feminist baby.
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And the extent to which...
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Next Pixar movie.
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The extent to which Alex Jones is like...
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I have been wronged racially is on an entirely different level.
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I think we're going to have to go to DreamWorks with Feminist Baby.
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I don't think Pixar is going to do it for us.
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Oh, that's a Kung Fu Panda situation.
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DreamWorks is the way to go.
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I just...
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I just don't know, man.
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I don't understand how he doesn't have the reflection to be like, wait, I do that all the time.
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You can't.
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That's the entire...
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You don't have time.
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We go back to this, and I've said this a million times in the past.
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Hypocrisy is a feature.
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It is not a bug of their worldview.
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I don't disagree.
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Being capable of hypocrisy as point of view is something that they revel in.
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It's their main goal.
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Like, if you are a white person who wants special treatment for white people, the only way you can deal with that is by turning hypocrisy into your entire existence.
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Right.
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Turning idiocy into logic.
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Yeah.
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If you want any kind of preferential treatment while at the same time saying that everybody should be equal, hypocrisy is all you can turn to as a mode of thought.
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Right.
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And so...
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That's their goal.
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To make hypocrisy so normal that you can't help but kind of just pass over it.
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Again, we've talked about this.
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You pointing that out just now is something that we're all still like...
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You can't do that!
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But again...
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But it's everything they do!
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But again, to some extent, it is like the documenting.
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It is the same thing as the, I stole this red pill from the Matrix.
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It's more just like, yeah, this is the reality of how he operates.
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And not like, can you believe he's such a hypocrite?
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Because we do know that game doesn't work.
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It's more like, eh, here's a journal of his bullshit.
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Right.
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Well, you take a look at the progressives versus the conservatives.
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And if you want to talk about hypocrisy, simply look at the way that we're dealing with sexual assault.
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Progressives are currently having a purge.
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Yeah.
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And it's probably not enough and it's not aggressive enough.
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Like, it's very high profile, but the mid-level guys...
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It's not bad considering how bad it's been in the past.
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Exactly.
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And that's cold comfort to some extent.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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But we're fucking...
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Doing it, and we're all wrestling with it.
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There's no field that you can be in now, except maybe electrical engineering, where you're like, maybe we're all run by sexual assaulters.
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We talked about this the other day, I think when we were hanging out, is the idea that on the left, what's happening is some reflection, and hopefully dealing with the underlying issue.
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And on the right, they're like, oh, we can take this opportunity to double down.
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And that sucks.
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Yep.
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But if you want to have some comfort about Alex Jones and his hypocrisy and all that stuff and what have you, he knows that his listeners are stupid.
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He is aware.
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He is at the very least heard.
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This next clip kind of indicates to me that he gets it.
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Yeah.
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I love talking to the listeners.
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We either have the best callers or the worst callers.
► 01:30:47
It's kind of a paradox.
► 01:30:49
Some folks sound like they're a little bit asleep and had a glass of rubber tusset.
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Other people sound like they're ten times smarter than I am.
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That's why I love taking your phone calls.
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But sometimes, as we all know, it can be a bit bittersweet.
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Certainly.
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Certainly.
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I think it's often bittersweet.
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What is he trying to say there?
► 01:31:03
He's trying to say, we're going to go to calls.
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Some of them are going to be real bad.
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Yeah.
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I'm pretty sure that's what he was saying.
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He was making the subtext text there, Alex.
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You can't do that.
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A little bit.
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And spoiler alert, a lot of them pretty bad on this episode.
► 01:31:15
Not as bad as that one with Hamamoto the other day.
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That was the worst.
► 01:31:18
That was disappointing.
► 01:31:19
But here's one of the calls.
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The lady wants to get into talking about how Christians are under attack.
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They're always under attack.
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And we've got to make a choice.
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Are you with God or are you with Satan?
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I'll let you think it over.
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I'm going to go with Satan.
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I'll let you think it over.
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I'm going to go with Dave.
► 01:31:36
And the war is on.
► 01:31:38
You have to pick a side.
► 01:31:40
You're either going to pick God's side or you're going to pick Satan's side.
► 01:31:44
And I picked Christ.
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And they don't want you to make that decision because, oh, I don't believe in God.
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I don't believe in all this.
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It's all coming true.
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It's all happening.
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And it's an energy.
► 01:31:53
Even if you're not, if folks don't even believe in metaphysical things or things they haven't been proven, we know that so much of what the ancients talked about has now been proven.
► 01:32:01
We know there's all these other dimensions, there's all these things happening, and there are archetypes, there are spirits, like a wavelength, a broadcasting system, a download.
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It's what they're into.
► 01:32:11
And they just want to get Christians.
► 01:32:15
It's true.
► 01:32:16
And by the way, they don't just get Christians by killing them.
► 01:32:18
They take over the churches.
► 01:32:20
I think this rhetoric...
► 01:32:21
I just want to pause.
► 01:32:22
We're going to get through the rest of this clip, but I just think this rhetoric is super fucking dangerous.
► 01:32:26
I think that this...
► 01:32:28
Never trust anybody who knows anything ever.
► 01:32:30
Always go with the gut and the Bible.
► 01:32:33
And if the Bible disagrees with you, go with your gut, but a lot harder.
► 01:32:37
And also, look, God is the only thing that's important.
► 01:32:41
Christianity is under attack, but also these churches can't be trusted.
► 01:32:45
Yeah.
► 01:32:45
It's fucked up.
► 01:32:47
They pay off the preachers.
► 01:32:49
They take the crosses out.
► 01:32:52
Most of these churches aren't real churches, and that's really the big threat.
► 01:32:56
There's no way Christendom could fall up against Islam if it hadn't been taken over.
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The Muslims started the war.
► 01:33:04
They invaded Europe.
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They took over Spain.
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They pushed all the way up to Germany.
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They pushed halfway into Poland.
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Over and over again.
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Over and over again.
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They pushed.
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And then the media says, we invaded them with the crusades.
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I mean, it's all lies.
► 01:33:20
It's just not true.
► 01:33:21
I don't want to hate Muslims.
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I know there are a lot of nice Muslims and a lot of reformed Muslims.
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I love when people say, I don't want to hate Muslims.
► 01:33:29
Right.
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Because that suggests you hate Muslims against your will.
► 01:33:34
You're still hating Muslims in your words.
► 01:33:38
It doesn't suggest it.
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It requires it.
► 01:33:41
I don't want to hate Muslims.
► 01:33:43
I don't want to hate them.
► 01:33:45
I do hate Muslims.
► 01:33:45
I don't want to.
► 01:33:46
Right.
► 01:33:47
I don't want to.
► 01:33:47
I want to be a better person.
► 01:33:49
But instead, you're making me hate you.
► 01:33:53
That makes perfect sense.
► 01:33:55
I tweeted this earlier today when I heard this.
► 01:33:57
I tweeted that, like, it's just baffling to me that he says stuff like that and has no qualms with, like...
► 01:34:05
My audience is up.
► 01:34:06
It's cool with this.
► 01:34:07
The very idea of saying, I don't want to hate Muslims, is first of all, it's cowardly.
► 01:34:12
Because you're trying to make yourself seem like a good person within your bigotry.
► 01:34:17
But it's also admitting straight up to the bigotry.
► 01:34:20
And that's...
► 01:34:22
I mean, you would hope...
► 01:34:24
He's making the subtext text.
► 01:34:25
You would hope that your audience would be like, dude.
► 01:34:29
But they don't.
► 01:34:30
No.
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Because they're on the same page.
► 01:34:31
They're the audience that has about 10 million racial slurs in his chat room.
► 01:34:35
But, I mean, that gives them permission to be on the same page and admit it.
► 01:34:39
Now, admittedly, we do too, but that's just on the list of things that you find reasonable.
► 01:34:44
I'm looking in the chat room and Oswald Donkey throwing out that Muslims weren't invading in the 1180s when the first crusade started.
► 01:34:52
That's correct.
► 01:34:53
The only thing that Alex Jones can be talking about is the expansion that the Arab armies did, the Persian armies did in like 700s.
► 01:35:03
Right.
► 01:35:03
Which is pre-Crusades by, Or the play Othello.
► 01:35:07
And then we already talked about, like, it's so pointless to talk about, but the nature of empires back then were such that, like, Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, all sorts of people throughout Rome and Greece's history.
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They invaded neighbors and not to the extent of just like, oh, you stayed in your geographical area.
► 01:35:32
He's trying to draw some line that the Arabs or the Muslims back then, they went into Europe when they could have just been fighting in their own places.
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No one respected those boundaries because those boundaries didn't exist back then.
► 01:35:46
There wasn't a France.
► 01:35:49
That wasn't a thing.
► 01:35:51
Poland didn't exist.
► 01:35:53
All this is complete nonsense.
► 01:35:56
Well, and then even if you go back to it and talk about the empire culture of that time, if that's what you want to call it, every part of that was any of the successful empires didn't...
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Demolish the cultures that they went to.
► 01:36:11
Usually not.
► 01:36:12
They absorbed them.
► 01:36:13
And that's why Genghis Khan was as successful as he was.
► 01:36:15
Exactly.
► 01:36:16
His children would become parts of the cultures that they took over, and it endeared them in such a way that you didn't have to worry about uprisings nearly as much.
► 01:36:25
And why did his successors fail?
► 01:36:28
Because they did not do that.
► 01:36:30
Because they, once again, took advantage of this idea of...
► 01:36:34
Their identity being superior simply because their lunatic dad raped and murdered his way around Mongolia.
► 01:36:41
Yeah.
► 01:36:42
Like, when you go to Rome, Rome was everywhere Rome went to.
► 01:36:48
Yeah.
► 01:36:48
Like, they first...
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The sun never set on the...
► 01:36:51
On the British Empire, not the Roman Empire.
► 01:36:53
The Rome, too.
► 01:36:54
No, well, the point of the sun setting was the...
► 01:36:57
All right.
► 01:36:57
But it was...
► 01:36:58
Who cares?
► 01:37:00
The point being, the first wave of Roman conquerors would go into a place and say, these people are savages.
► 01:37:09
And then the next generation, they were like, oh, well, these people are Romans.
► 01:37:13
It was very simple.
► 01:37:14
It was a direct one-to-one situation.
► 01:37:18
And that's why it lasted far longer than the American Empire will last.
► 01:37:22
Because we...
► 01:37:24
Believe that we're Americans just by geography, and then murder.
► 01:37:29
Yeah.
► 01:37:29
So anyway, Alex has a lot of ahistorical ideas about all this shit.
► 01:37:34
And let's see where the rest of this clip takes us.
► 01:37:39
People that want to be scientific, but the globalists are allied with the very nastiest form of it, and they're using it, and it's a fact, and now it's undeniable.
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God bless you.
► 01:37:48
Sue, thank you.
► 01:37:51
Powerful call.
► 01:37:51
Power.
► 01:37:52
I love you.
► 01:37:53
All right, Aaron, Devon, Don, Matt, Sean, I'm going to your calls.
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Bam, bam, bam.
► 01:37:59
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► 01:38:08
I'll give him that one.
► 01:38:09
That one wasn't bad.
► 01:38:10
That wasn't a harsh ad pivot of like, I'm gonna kill everybody!
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Also, we're gonna need...
► 01:38:15
It was clunky.
► 01:38:16
Yeah, it was clunky, but it was like a, hey, we're gonna get to you, and you, and you, and then we're gonna get to you after you sign up for Autoship.
► 01:38:24
But you also seem to forget, because we had that conversation, that the beginning of that clip was him saying that Christendom would never fall to Islam without infiltration.
► 01:38:32
Well, yeah, but that's just true.
► 01:38:33
All right.
► 01:38:35
But the ad pivot is harsher than it appeared because of when we broke in that clip.
► 01:38:39
He had the buffer.
► 01:38:39
He had the buffer of saying, we're going to get to all your calls.
► 01:38:42
All right.
► 01:38:43
Generally, he goes from yelling to a hard pivot.
► 01:38:47
Right, right.
► 01:38:48
So he pivots there, and he does his ad, and he goes to commercial, and he comes back, and he's in another bit of a commercial.
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And this is not good.
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I think you're actually being blasphemous.
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There are real churches out there, but not many of them will actually fight.
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They all want to keep their 501c3.
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The government has no jurisdiction.
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They got tricked into that.
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You're not a charity.
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You're a church.
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They can make no law respecting you.
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That's not how that works.
► 01:39:21
Again, but we're here battling for the First Amendment.
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We're here battling for Christmas.
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We're here battling for Christ.
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We're here up against the enemy, folks.
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So, please think about tithing each month by buying products you need.
► 01:39:37
Holy shit!
► 01:39:39
That's solid.
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I was looking through the Bible.
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Do not tithe to the church.
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Do not tithe to God.
► 01:39:47
No.
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You tithe to Infowars, my friend.
► 01:39:50
I was looking through the Bible verses that involve tithing, and pretty universally they're about giving to a church.
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Don't understand.
► 01:39:59
Alex is really, really close to, like, this is cult stuff.
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Like, because what he's doing is framing himself essentially as a defender of Christendom.
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Right.
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And he's in a dangerous territory in terms of, like, classifying himself as a journalist when he's really operating as a cult.
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Okay.
► 01:40:19
The idea of giving 10% of your income to him, even if you get weird pills in return...
► 01:40:24
New thought.
► 01:40:25
New thought.
► 01:40:27
Alex is going Elrond.
► 01:40:29
Alex is going for full tax exemption.
► 01:40:32
He has written a book or two.
► 01:40:33
I think Alex is going for Elrond.
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I think that's what he's going to try and do.
► 01:40:37
I think he's doing it accidentally, though.
► 01:40:40
Do you think Elrond had a plan?
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Yeah.
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He was a shitty sci-fi writer who was just scared all the time, and he just kept running.
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And eventually he stumbled upon the idea of like, hey, what if we get tax exemption this way?
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Because I don't want to pay taxes on my shit books.
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I think he had more of a plan than Alex has in that regard.
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Although, of course, Alex doesn't believe he should be paying taxes.
► 01:41:03
Exactly.
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We know that.
► 01:41:04
How do you get out of paying taxes?
► 01:41:06
Church.
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Religion.
► 01:41:07
Yeah.
► 01:41:07
So in this next clip, Alex Jones gets into...
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I don't even know how to...
► 01:41:13
And it's not even hard to make the transition.
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I was an info-warrior.
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Now I'm an info-worshipper.
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Done.
► 01:41:19
Or onward info-warriors marching into war.
► 01:41:22
Exactly.
► 01:41:23
So anyway, this next clip is just weird.
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I don't really even know what's going on or how to present this, so enjoy.
► 01:41:30
Look, you've got MS-13 and other Christian gangs killing hundreds of thousands of people in Latin America.
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And do we blame Christians for that?
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That is, here's the deal.
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If you had George Soros and the globalists backing him, I'd be ten times more upset about it.
► 01:41:45
So, wait.
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I don't understand.
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I don't really either.
► 01:41:49
So didn't he just reveal that it's fine?
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Or that he's giving preferential treatment to the atrocities Christians commit as opposed to...
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I would be, like, to be perfectly clear.
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I don't even care about that element.
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Okay.
► 01:42:06
I care more about his contextualizing MS-13 as a Christian gang.
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Oh, no, that's fine.
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Because, look, I don't want to talk about them, quite frankly, but at the same time, there are more important elements to their operation than Christianity.
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Right.
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Just like D12.
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Sure.
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Very similar to a Christian gang, but there are more important elements.
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Yeah.
► 01:42:28
So the idea that he's comparing that to, like, an analog of...
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ISIS, I guess, is weird, but it also belies a reality, and that is that ISIS isn't strictly motivated by Islam or religious ideology.
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There is, and not to say that...
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It's all our fault or anything like that, but it's a lot of our fault.
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It's all our fault.
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There are geopolitical realities and consequences of actions that we've taken in the region and exploiting the populations and killing civilians.
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I'm going to go with 100% our fault.
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Right, and that is a piece of it.
► 01:43:05
And whether it's masked by Islam or also informed by Islam, all of that can be true, but there's more to it than that.
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The way that Alex says that MS-13 is a Christian gang leads me to believe that he has some awareness.
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That the religious aspect of various groups isn't necessarily all they're into.
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And I also say that because I don't think that MS-13 goes around preaching Christianity.
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I'm going to go with a no on that one.
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But be that as it may, the idea that he's like, I'm just mad that Soros is paying him.
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And Soros isn't paying ISIS.
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I mean, not even to go...
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It's the weirdest thing ever.
► 01:43:44
Not even to go that far back, but I would say there's no ISIS without the Iraq War.
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Sure.
► 01:43:50
There's no Iraq War without the Cold War.
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And there's no Cold War without the CIA-backed overthrow of the liberal regime in Iran.
► 01:44:03
Like, I would argue that ISIS began whenever America was like...
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You guys are really doing great.
► 01:44:10
How about a religious theocracy instead, though?
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Because they're going to pay us oil.
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Right.
► 01:44:16
Realistically, it probably even goes further back than that.
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Well, yeah.
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Well, back to whenever the Muslims started the slave trade after the First Crusade.
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I mean, it is just short-sighted, to a certain extent, his blame game that he's playing.
► 01:44:29
Yeah, but that's the way that you deal with foreign policy in order to...
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Yeah, well, exactly.
► 01:44:35
That's the way you deal with foreign policy in order to evade the fact that it's such a complicated system that there's no, like, knife-through-butter solution to it.
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There's so many actors involved, and all of them have different motivations, and it's very difficult to get all of them what they're looking for.
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And anybody who throws in anything is going to wind up being an agent of chaos that's going to push everybody else in different directions as well.
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And the amount of resources that we have in the world are enough to sustain much larger populations than we even have now.
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Eight rich people.
► 01:45:06
Nope.
► 01:45:07
But the issue becomes when you have this population the size that we have with different nations and different places and they all have various distributions of the resources.
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Yeah.
► 01:45:19
You could have everyone living in a utopia to a certain extent if everyone saw it as a non-zero-sum game.
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If your loss didn't mean I win, you could have a very compassionate system in the world where, let's say, Bangladesh.
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There's a lot of people who live there, and it's impossible for them to survive because of the floodplains and the inability of them to, just based on the soil, to grow crops enough to sustain the populations that they have.
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If we looked at that and were like, we should send them food.
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We should just do that.
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As a world we have excess food around, we should send them food.
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If we lived in that system, you could take care of places like that.
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But as soon as you introduce anybody who treats things as a zero-sum game, the whole thing gets fucked.
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Because then you end up with people who are in Bangladesh, let's say, who are like, oh, there's a ton of food coming in.
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Everyone could survive or I could be a king.
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And then it becomes a zero-sum game where I have to steal your resources in order to...
► 01:46:23
Better myself.
► 01:46:25
Right.
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And that's where we get fucked.
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No system can exist where...
► 01:46:29
No system can successfully exist where people have a different version of what game is being played.
► 01:46:35
Right.
► 01:46:36
That sucks.
► 01:46:37
It's a strange explanation to think, but I think our psychopaths and our serial killers are the same thing as our leaders.
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Not far off.
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Like, I think that's kind of the wrench that's been thrown into humanity is always, eventually, if somebody gets enough power, they become divorced from their own connection to everybody else.
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Right.
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In which case, they isolate themselves, creating a self-reinforcing narrative.
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And then, there we go.
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Like, every system has eventually been overtaken by that.
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Every single time.
► 01:47:23
Like, maybe humanity just needs to die out and squirrels will become the ultimate survivors of the universe.
► 01:47:31
Great squirrels.
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I'm actually rooting for orcas.
► 01:47:34
I saw an albino squirrel one time.
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Really?
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Real cool.
► 01:47:38
That's amazing.
► 01:47:38
You know they get attacked by other squirrels?
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I imagine.
► 01:47:41
It's crazy.
► 01:47:42
They're too cool.
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And that explains foreign policy.
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More or less.
► 01:47:47
So in this next clip, Alex Jones does a fucked up monologue that I'm certain was cut out of the rebroadcast.
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But because I can now record these live, I got it.
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And this is fucked up.
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The globalist great error is to believe that as they collapse humanity, they end up on top.
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The truth is, humanity is coming down fast, but we're miles above them on our journey to hell.
► 01:48:18
What the fuck?
► 01:48:19
We're miles above them on our journey to hell.
► 01:48:23
To hell?
► 01:48:24
Yeah.
► 01:48:24
What the fuck is he saying?
► 01:48:26
He's saying that we're all going to hell.
► 01:48:28
Right.
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But we're like writing them.
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To hell.
► 01:48:32
Like, if you're going to hell, would you rather be the horse or the guy riding the horse?
► 01:48:38
That does not match up with his worldview in any way.
► 01:48:41
That's categorically opposed to his worldview that, like, the globalists, we're coming down fast on you as we all rocket to hell.
► 01:48:49
What the fuck is he saying?
► 01:48:52
That's...
► 01:48:52
He just...
► 01:48:54
Wanted to do a cool monologue over Helter Skelter.
► 01:48:57
It sounds like a cool monologue.
► 01:48:58
Yeah.
► 01:48:59
Like, that has, like, a I'll see you in hell, but he's kind of, like, trying to put his own spin on it.
► 01:49:05
Don't get me wrong.
► 01:49:06
I like the monologue.
► 01:49:07
It's not bad.
► 01:49:08
From a different person.
► 01:49:09
It's not bad.
► 01:49:10
Yeah.
► 01:49:11
If you saw that in a Western, you'd be like, that's a pretty badass thing to say.
► 01:49:14
From a different person, I enjoy it.
► 01:49:16
Oh, of course.
► 01:49:16
For him, it's a mess.
► 01:49:18
Oh, man.
► 01:49:18
So, Alex has another narrative.
► 01:49:20
That he's pitching.
► 01:49:21
If Jeff Bridges said that in his gravelly voice, fuck, you would come.
► 01:49:25
Sure.
► 01:49:26
So, like I said, there's another narrative.
► 01:49:29
And I'll give you the broad strokes of it.
► 01:49:31
There is a measure that's being discussed in Philadelphia that would involve taking down bulletproof glass in bodegas and convenience stores and what have you.
► 01:49:42
That's interesting.
► 01:49:43
I don't know anything about that.
► 01:49:45
I have no take yet.
► 01:49:46
Give me more details.
► 01:49:47
And let me tell you.
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That's the only information he gives on the show.
► 01:49:52
Okay.
► 01:49:52
Now let's listen to him give a take on it, and then I will explain what the actual story is.
► 01:49:57
I was going to say, you told me that, and I've never been more like...
► 01:50:00
I don't have an instant take.
► 01:50:02
I've got no idea whether this is good or bad in my life.
► 01:50:05
Right, because it's one of those things.
► 01:50:07
It's like, well, I know the convenience stores do get robbed a lot.
► 01:50:09
Yeah.
► 01:50:10
I know it seems like it would be unsafe.
► 01:50:13
Yeah, Alex, you're kind of making a decent point until you realize he's just lying about everything.
► 01:50:17
But hold on.
► 01:50:18
We'll get to that in a second.
► 01:50:20
And it's the same thing in all these other Democrat globalists-run cesspools like New York, Chicago, Philadelphia.
► 01:50:26
The list goes on and on.
► 01:50:29
Draconian gun bills, banning all the guns.
► 01:50:31
Then there's crime everywhere, and they say, you can't have plexiglass.
► 01:50:35
You can't have anything.
► 01:50:37
If we want to stab you, if we want to kill you, it's going to happen.
► 01:50:40
Because we don't like your businesses.
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You're exploitive because you're selling beer.
► 01:50:45
It's your fault you sell beer that people are robbing and killing and stealing.
► 01:50:49
That's what you call not taking responsibility.
► 01:50:52
That's what you call being a black, racist, democrat woman that doesn't like Asians and others that dare come into a neighborhood that's dangerous and set up a business, so you claim they're exploitive, so most folks are leaving, so there's not even any type of food or stores anywhere, and then you bitch about that some more!
► 01:51:10
Because that's all you do, Globalist, is bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch!
► 01:51:16
So, what do you think?
► 01:51:19
Uh...
► 01:51:22
I want to go on the same hypocrisy rant from earlier, but my God.
► 01:51:27
Yeah.
► 01:51:28
Him complaining about other people bitching.
► 01:51:33
I can't.
► 01:51:34
It's pretty wild.
► 01:51:35
I can't.
► 01:51:35
Also, what was he complaining about?
► 01:51:38
Guns grabbing.
► 01:51:39
So liberals want you to get stabbed.
► 01:51:44
Yes.
► 01:51:44
So the way he's presenting it is that there are these...
► 01:51:47
You know, stores in bad areas of town.
► 01:51:50
Of course.
► 01:51:50
And they are, you know, they're taking a risk in bringing commerce into bad areas.
► 01:51:56
And this taking down bulletproof glass will de-incentivize them having these businesses in places where there would be no business otherwise.
► 01:52:03
He's basically trying to complain, I think, about food deserts.
► 01:52:07
But at the same time, he's losing the thread and screaming about all sorts of other stuff.
► 01:52:11
Naturally.
► 01:52:12
Now.
► 01:52:12
As is his want.
► 01:52:14
He's wrong about the story.
► 01:52:18
I am shocked.
► 01:52:21
I'm going to read to you from ABC6 in Philadelphia about this.
► 01:52:25
Governor Tom Wolf was in Philadelphia on Thursday to sign a bill that would enforce stricter penalties on so-called stop-and-go stores that break the law.
► 01:52:34
Lawmakers say that these alcohol establishments have become a nuisance in the city.
► 01:52:38
Some of the stores advertise cheesesteaks, hoagies, and Chinese food, but actually just sell beer and shots of alcohol to go.
► 01:52:45
We went to one such store that wasn't serving food at all.
► 01:52:48
When we asked why, we were told, quote, the cook's not here yet.
► 01:52:52
Love it.
► 01:52:53
An undercover action news investigation found most of the shops operate using a restaurant license to sell little besides booze.
► 01:53:04
Quote, we're not cooking today, one shop owner said.
► 01:53:07
When asked why, he said...
► 01:53:08
We don't feel like it.
► 01:53:10
Love it.
► 01:53:11
Councilwoman Cindy Bass took us on a tour and says she has more stop and goes in her district than public schools, sometimes right next to each other.
► 01:53:21
Clearly, this is less than 500 feet from an elementary school, she said of one such shop.
► 01:53:26
Many of these stop-and-go bars also sell candy for kids right alongside intoxicated customers.
► 01:53:31
That's fantastic.
► 01:53:32
You'll have children in line to buy candy at the same time you have adults in line to buy shots of alcohol.
► 01:53:36
I am in love.
► 01:53:37
Are you shitting me?
► 01:53:39
They're supposed to meet minimum requirements, including food, seating for three, and access to bathrooms.
► 01:53:45
Quote, they have no place to go to the bathroom, so they're doing it all over the street, said resident Jane Barnes.
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Less on that team.
► 01:53:52
Quote, we ain't used the bathroom since like 1995, said resident Jeremiah Thomas.
► 01:53:57
Most stop and goes we visited had their chairs locked up behind glass enclosures, leaving...
► 01:54:04
Alright, now I'm seeing the danger.
► 01:54:13
Quote, Nobody should have to see this in their neighborhood, Harris said.
► 01:54:26
And Bass introduced a resolution to tighten the city's requirements to get a liquor license.
► 01:54:31
Quote, So the issue at hand with the plexiglass and the bulletproof glass is that these organizations, these stop-and-go shops, they're exploiting a loophole in the liquor license, wherein instead of selling packaged liquor, what they're doing is they're pretending they're a restaurant and then just never selling food.
► 01:54:57
And what they do is they have all their stuff behind bulletproof glass, where it's like, technically, we have seating for 30 people, just no one's allowed to sit down.
► 01:55:05
Right, right, right.
► 01:55:06
And so what this would do is create a more sensible way to be like, okay, you don't have this license.
► 01:55:13
Because that is dangerous.
► 01:55:14
I disagree.
► 01:55:17
No, no, no.
► 01:55:17
I mean, I agree with you in that it is dangerous.
► 01:55:19
I disagree with this law, and I think it's stupid.
► 01:55:22
I think what they're doing...
► 01:55:24
I'm on the fence about it, but I want to be totally clear that the way Alex is presenting it is a lie.
► 01:55:29
Oh, no, absolutely.
► 01:55:30
I agree with you there.
► 01:55:31
I'm on the fence about it because I think it would be really fun to go stop somewhere and get a shot.
► 01:55:35
I know!
► 01:55:37
That's the...
► 01:55:38
Like, why do you gotta ruin something great, guys?
► 01:55:41
At the same time, have a bathroom.
► 01:55:43
But here's the real issue.
► 01:55:45
That's what a bar is.
► 01:55:46
That's kind of what a bar is.
► 01:55:48
Here's the real issue.
► 01:55:50
They are criminalizing being poor.
► 01:55:53
Once again.
► 01:55:54
That's what that law is.
► 01:55:56
I disagree.
► 01:55:56
You're not dealing with the reality of the reason that those places show up.
► 01:56:01
Do you see those places in a white affluent fucking neighborhood?
► 01:56:05
Generally not.
► 01:56:05
Of course not.
► 01:56:06
No, I understand that.
► 01:56:06
You're putting a band-aid on a...
► 01:56:09
It's like every time cancer metastasizes, you just like...
► 01:56:14
Flick a new little cancer thing away.
► 01:56:17
That's bullshit.
► 01:56:18
They're not dealing with the actual underlying issue.
► 01:56:21
Totally.
► 01:56:22
Totally.
► 01:56:22
But it might be a good way to begin dealing with it.
► 01:56:27
I disagree.
► 01:56:28
I agree with you.
► 01:56:31
At the same time, I get it from a legislative perspective.
► 01:56:34
No, I totally get it.
► 01:56:36
It makes sense.
► 01:56:36
I totally get it.
► 01:56:37
You don't want, in your constituency, especially in your schools, you don't want open booze and a place where you can just stop in and buy shots of shit and then piss on the street.
► 01:56:47
You don't want that.
► 01:56:48
And giving the liquor board the authority to not give that sort of license to those places makes sense.
► 01:56:56
Or, if they want to have that license...
► 01:56:58
Then they should live up to the, you have a bathroom, you have a place people can sit down, like a bar, because you're acting like a bar, but you're conveniently having all the other stuff taken away from it.
► 01:57:09
I agree with you.
► 01:57:10
I agree with you 100%.
► 01:57:11
In a vacuum, that is a sensible solution.
► 01:57:15
In reality, what you're doing is playing whack-a-mole, and you're doing it poorly.
► 01:57:20
Fair enough.
► 01:57:21
And if that's what Alex's complaint was, it would be more interesting.
► 01:57:23
Oh, yeah, no.
► 01:57:24
I left Alex behind a million years ago.
► 01:57:26
What are you talking about?
► 01:57:28
Alex is insane.
► 01:57:29
What is he fucking talking about?
► 01:57:31
I mean, he's in an information war with no information.
► 01:57:33
But if that was his complaint, then this show would be a lot more interesting.
► 01:57:39
Because I think we can agree to some extent that there are other issues at play that are more important.
► 01:57:46
That's the thing.
► 01:57:47
I still support the legislation as it stands, I think.
► 01:57:50
You know, I actually might disagree with you there.
► 01:57:52
I'm not sure about that yet.
► 01:57:54
That's fair.
► 01:57:55
Because I don't know the particulars.
► 01:57:56
That's fair.
► 01:57:57
But I think this ultimately comes back to my argument against giving a shit about what conservatives say.
► 01:58:03
Because in this regard, right, if Alex and I started from the basis of like, okay, this is a problem.
► 01:58:12
We know what the real problem is.
► 01:58:15
The question is, how do we solve it?
► 01:58:17
If the conservative answer is we solve this by changing this policy and rewriting this law.
► 01:58:25
But my answer is, well, we solve it by doing this.
► 01:58:28
Then we can talk about coming to agreement on it.
► 01:58:31
But if his response to this legislation...
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Is they're trying to make sure everybody gets murdered.
► 01:58:38
Yeah.
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There's no conversation to be had there.
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Right.
► 01:58:41
That is something that needs to be disregarded and tossed aside.
► 01:58:44
Yeah.
► 01:58:44
He is nothing.
► 01:58:45
Even the security concerns were addressed in another article that I read.
► 01:58:49
Yeah.
► 01:58:49
And the lady who proposed this legislation, I really feel bad that I don't have her name pulled up.
► 01:58:55
But the issue that she brings up is like...
► 01:59:00
I understand that people would think that this would have a negative impact on security, but you have to understand that there are bars and restaurants in bad areas of town that don't have issues with their employees being assaulted.
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And there are ways that you can encourage better customer behavior, security cameras, that sort of thing.
► 01:59:20
See, then we get back to you're trying to legislate poor people's behavior without dealing with the problem, which is that they're poor.
► 01:59:28
Right.
► 01:59:28
You've fucked them up and you've left them behind.
► 01:59:31
Much bigger issue.
► 01:59:32
But in the meantime, it's not legislating poor people's behavior to legislate ways to not have people get assaulted.
► 01:59:42
Legislating against violent crimes isn't necessarily the reasonable argument that we should have about legislating against poor people.
► 01:59:51
Right.
► 01:59:52
Be that as it may.
► 01:59:53
I agree with you.
► 01:59:53
Too far down the rabbit hole.
► 01:59:55
You and I are not going to solve this tonight.
► 01:59:57
That's my line.
► 01:59:59
It is something that I do think is indicative of my issue with every, like, do Trump voters think differently about Trump right now?
► 02:00:10
I don't care.
► 02:00:11
They mean nothing until they understand what the problem is.
► 02:00:14
Until then, fucking go away.
► 02:00:16
Right.
► 02:00:17
The bottom line where we can find agreement is that...
► 02:00:22
Alex is wrong.
► 02:00:23
Alex is wrong!
► 02:00:24
And his narrative is a lie.
► 02:00:26
He's lying to his audience.
► 02:00:27
Alex is so wrong, I started talking about a different problem.
► 02:00:31
Right.
► 02:00:31
So, we only got a couple more clips here, and towards the end of Alex's time on the broadcast, because like I said, there's a cliffhanger.
► 02:00:39
Yes.
► 02:00:39
He has an interview with Lucian, whatever the fuck, crispy white name.
► 02:00:44
Yeah.
► 02:00:45
He's a writer for Gateway Pundit who recently had a video that went viral on the internet.
► 02:00:50
He was giving a speech.
► 02:00:51
I can't remember the university.
► 02:00:53
I think it was Yale, maybe.
► 02:00:54
I don't know.
► 02:00:55
Okay.
► 02:00:55
And there were a bunch of people who were booing him and being, you know, they're like, we don't want you here.
► 02:01:01
That sort of thing.
► 02:01:02
Because his speech was titled, It's Okay to Be One.
► 02:01:04
Oh, no, no, I read about that guy.
► 02:01:06
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 02:01:07
He's a pile of shit.
► 02:01:08
What ended up happening is a lady came up and was talking to him at the podium, and she took his notes.
► 02:01:14
Yeah.
► 02:01:14
And then he more or less manhandled her.
► 02:01:18
Couldn't understand.
► 02:01:19
Grabbed her, and to be fair, if this was basketball...
► 02:01:22
It would be a situation where, like, he's going for the ball.
► 02:01:24
You know, that sort of thing?
► 02:01:25
Okay, okay.
► 02:01:26
That sort of thing?
► 02:01:27
So you're calling this a flagrant one, not a flagrant two, not a flagrant one.
► 02:01:31
Yes.
► 02:01:31
Gotcha.
► 02:01:32
I gotcha.
► 02:01:33
It's maybe not pass interference or whatever.
► 02:01:36
Right, right.
► 02:01:37
But the way he treated her...
► 02:01:39
Two shots and the ball.
► 02:01:40
The way he treated her was not, I just want my stuff back.
► 02:01:44
Yeah.
► 02:01:45
It was absolutely an aggressive, violent grabbing of her and tossing.
► 02:01:51
In a way that I think everyone can agree, even though she did take his notes.
► 02:01:57
I agree with that.
► 02:01:58
That is true.
► 02:01:59
You can see that in the video.
► 02:02:00
His behavior is absolutely unjustified.
► 02:02:04
Especially considering that there was a security guard cop right there that he could have said, she took my notes.
► 02:02:11
Give me back my notes.
► 02:02:12
She acted like a child, and he acted like a violent monster.
► 02:02:16
Right.
► 02:02:17
So Alex has him on the show to talk about how the left is crazy, and here's Alex's take on it.
► 02:02:24
I don't think I want to hear it.
► 02:02:25
There's an article on gatewaypundit.com about this.
► 02:02:28
Lucian Wintrich, I appreciate you joining us.
► 02:02:31
Fill this in for us, and we'll roll some of this video again with audio for folks.
► 02:02:36
But again, it looks like to me...
► 02:02:38
You had been robbed under common law and local law and you name it.
► 02:02:41
You didn't punch her.
► 02:02:41
You didn't hit her.
► 02:02:42
You simply grabbed her backpack and then tried to get your paperwork in your hand, your speech.
► 02:02:47
She tried to literally, metaphysically, but also physically, both archetypally and physically, steal your free speech away.
► 02:02:54
Incredible.
► 02:02:56
Thanks for having me, Alex.
► 02:02:58
I took reasonable action to regain my property.
► 02:03:02
This is libertarian.
► 02:03:04
This is libertarianship.
► 02:03:07
This is libertarian shit.
► 02:03:09
Fuck you!
► 02:03:10
And the way that I said earlier that there was a security guard there who could have easily de-escalated the situation and gotten him his notes back.
► 02:03:21
Libertarians have a belief that it's wrong that the police have a monopoly on force or whatever, and they don't believe that authority needs to...
► 02:03:30
She took my stuff under common law.
► 02:03:33
I can attack her and what have you.
► 02:03:35
It's just nonsense.
► 02:03:36
It doesn't work.
► 02:03:38
Alex is like...
► 02:03:41
Under the law, you didn't punch her, you didn't hit her, so you're fine.
► 02:03:45
He did, though.
► 02:03:46
I mean, it's not a punch, but he assaulted her.
► 02:03:48
But the idea that that's fine.
► 02:03:50
Right.
► 02:03:50
Like, no, you can...
► 02:03:52
It's not just punch and hit.
► 02:03:55
Right.
► 02:03:55
Like, there's a whole...
► 02:03:56
Like, if you put her in a headlock, that is also assault.
► 02:03:59
Yeah, yeah, and it is.
► 02:04:00
Like, that's physically assault still.
► 02:04:02
It is.
► 02:04:03
And to be fair, I mean, strictly speaking, she shouldn't have taken his shit.
► 02:04:07
That's not right either.
► 02:04:09
But in the grand scheme of things, the idea of taking one's notes and violently accosting someone, I think there's a hierarchy there, and that's worse.
► 02:04:17
So anyway, they talk a bunch of bullshit about how liberals are stupid and that standard stuff.
► 02:04:23
And then...
► 02:04:25
Lucian whatever his fucking name is says something.
► 02:04:28
His name is Lucian?
► 02:04:30
Yeah.
► 02:04:30
Winthrop or something like that.
► 02:04:31
Fuck you!
► 02:04:32
It's real white.
► 02:04:33
That's the whitest name.
► 02:04:35
That's why he's giving a speech called It's Okay to be White.
► 02:04:36
Lucian is the name of the Malfoy.
► 02:04:40
Lucian Malfoy.
► 02:04:41
He looks like him too.
► 02:04:42
He is a fucking Slytherin.
► 02:04:44
Yeah.
► 02:04:45
So here is him saying something that is...
► 02:04:49
It borders on you couldn't be wronger.
► 02:04:52
If your name was Lucian, you would change it, right?
► 02:04:55
Yeah.
► 02:04:55
So, listen to Lucian here.
► 02:04:57
He could not be further from on point.
► 02:05:02
I fully agree.
► 02:05:03
And, you know, I think the globalists and the left in this country, they are terrified that when other citizens that they've previously swayed over actually hear us talk, are actually able to hear our opinions and the facts that we demonstrate, as you do every day on your show, that we will win them over.
► 02:05:21
That's why they try to prevent us from speaking.
► 02:05:23
It's not the content.
► 02:05:24
They're terrified that the content will win over other Americans because we're the only ones dealing in facts and rationality.
► 02:05:30
Great.
► 02:05:31
Of course!
► 02:05:32
That's such a fun narrative.
► 02:05:33
You know what?
► 02:05:34
I mean, our podcast speaks to how that's not true.
► 02:05:36
Every time I come on this podcast, my real fear is that Alex is going to win me back.
► 02:05:41
You know what?
► 02:05:42
We joked about that for like two episodes.
► 02:05:44
Yeah, we had a long run.
► 02:05:46
I'm scared.
► 02:05:47
I'm scared that the more I listen to Alex, the more I'm going to come to him.
► 02:05:51
I mean, to some extent, I do agree, though, that what underpins what he's talking about is true.
► 02:05:57
I do worry about people hearing these things and being overwhelmed with the emotional appeals that are in them.
► 02:06:04
The idea of white fear, the idea of all these things, Christian fear that Alex espouses, I do worry about people being swayed by those things.
► 02:06:12
But that is the content.
► 02:06:14
That is why I am opposed to it.
► 02:06:16
It's not that I'm worried that you guys are so logical that I can't deconstruct whatever it is you're lying about.
► 02:06:25
It's the lamest fucking thing ever.
► 02:06:27
And it's the way Cernovich operates.
► 02:06:30
It's the way Posobiec operates.
► 02:06:31
It's all these dudes.
► 02:06:33
You know what it is?
► 02:06:34
It's branding.
► 02:06:35
It's branding of logic.
► 02:06:37
It's branding of we use facts.
► 02:06:40
You guys operate on emotion.
► 02:06:42
That is exactly right.
► 02:06:43
It's so not true.
► 02:06:43
Do you know...
► 02:06:44
Every time they talk about a political campaign insofar as like, oh, there's going to be 40% who's on the left and there's going to be 40% on the right, and your job is to figure out the 20% in the middle.
► 02:06:58
And the right has done something way smarter than what we have, and they've realized that the middle doesn't mean anything.
► 02:07:07
What they're going for is the uninformed.
► 02:07:10
Yeah.
► 02:07:10
So when we talk about...
► 02:07:12
Because that's part of the other 40, too.
► 02:07:14
Exactly.
► 02:07:15
We're afraid not of people on the left responding to this shit.
► 02:07:19
If you're on the left, you fucking get most of it, at least.
► 02:07:23
You'd hope.
► 02:07:24
We're afraid of people who aren't paying attention who show up and all of a sudden hear your bullshit and think, oh, that makes sense.
► 02:07:33
If you are an info warrior, it's not because you were on the left and you got turned.
► 02:07:38
It was because you were kind of not, Yeah, I agree.
► 02:07:56
So anyway.
► 02:07:57
Fuck Lucian.
► 02:07:58
Fuck anybody named Lucian.
► 02:08:00
I told you.
► 02:08:01
Look, I know maybe a dozen people named Lucian that I like.
► 02:08:05
No, you don't.
► 02:08:06
Oh, I get it.
► 02:08:07
They're fucking fine!
► 02:08:09
Jordan, I have to piss.
► 02:08:10
Let me finish a bit.
► 02:08:10
I have to piss really bad.
► 02:08:11
Okay, alright.
► 02:08:12
And we have one more clip.
► 02:08:14
So.
► 02:08:15
So we got a hard end time.
► 02:08:16
So we are going to rush through the Rapaport bit at the end of this.
► 02:08:19
Okay.
► 02:08:20
Alright.
► 02:08:21
But I told you.
► 02:08:22
Fuck you, John Rapaport.
► 02:08:23
And then we can just end it up.
► 02:08:24
Preemptively.
► 02:08:24
Yeah.
► 02:08:25
I told you there was a cliffhanger.
► 02:08:27
Yes.
► 02:08:27
And I don't have to pee so bad that we can't live in this.
► 02:08:30
Because this cliffhanger is insane.
► 02:08:33
Such a professional broadcast.
► 02:08:34
So, earlier, Alex is super mad at the college columnist.
► 02:08:40
Of course.
► 02:08:41
From San Wherever.
► 02:08:42
He's the worst.
► 02:08:44
Alex has dispatched Owen Schroyer.
► 02:08:47
What?
► 02:08:47
To go to that campus.
► 02:08:49
I'm afraid he's going to turn the columnist to their side.
► 02:08:51
Probably.
► 02:08:52
With his facts.
► 02:08:53
Owen Schroer is down on the campus, and the intention that they had was Alex was going to go to him live, and it was, you know, Owen Schroer is the cuck slayer.
► 02:09:03
He's the guy who goes out.
► 02:09:04
He got the job at Infowars because of videos that he posted on YouTube where he would go and argue with people, college liberals, and what have you, and he'd just use manipulative debate tactics.
► 02:09:16
And what have you, and just bully people.
► 02:09:18
What about, what about, what about, what about...
► 02:09:20
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 02:09:21
And, you know, that's how he got his job, and so that should be his strength.
► 02:09:24
But it seems more and more, every time he goes out...
► 02:09:29
flipped off by a little kid or something.
► 02:09:31
Or he went out for that Antifa November 4th thing that was just a huge bust.
► 02:09:36
He's a disaster.
► 02:09:37
He can't hold his own the way that Alex needs him to, and he's not good on the war room either.
► 02:09:42
Alex is losing faith in him and you can see it in this clip because Owen Schroer, they go to the video and they can't play the audio because these people are just swearing at him.
► 02:09:52
Yeah.
► 02:09:53
But at the same time, Alex presents it as like, He's under attack.
► 02:09:57
That kind of thing.
► 02:09:58
It's not.
► 02:09:59
He's just having a bad argument with a couple people.
► 02:10:02
Right.
► 02:10:02
And listen to this shit.
► 02:10:05
Again, the feed is on The Real Alex Jones there on Twitter and Facebook.
► 02:10:08
I've tweeted it.
► 02:10:09
At Real Alex Jones, you've got white knight folks busting in on Owen right now, acting aggressive, like proving, hey, we ain't whites too.
► 02:10:19
I mean, you know, you watch it.
► 02:10:20
That's the bit you want to do.
► 02:10:21
We're here to virtue signal.
► 02:10:23
And so, I mean, I was hearing it earlier.
► 02:10:25
We're not running the audio right now because it could be cussing.
► 02:10:27
They've got the mic running again.
► 02:10:28
But this is absolute incredible garbage.
► 02:10:33
I've got to direct what's going on.
► 02:10:34
I'm going to go to rebroadcast actually to find out what's going on.
► 02:10:36
Owen needs my help.
► 02:10:37
I may have to get down there right now.
► 02:10:39
Give me the video list.
► 02:10:40
We're going to air some stuff.
► 02:10:41
I'll figure out what's going on.
► 02:10:41
Get all the engineers in there right now.
► 02:10:43
We're going to find out exactly what's going on here.
► 02:10:46
I gotta go down there and help Owen.
► 02:10:47
These people are being really aggressive.
► 02:10:49
And it's white thugs coming up in his face like, because how dare you not like to cover the paper saying whites are inherently evil?
► 02:10:55
We're gonna prove we hate white people!
► 02:10:57
You got that, buddy?
► 02:10:58
They're not saying that.
► 02:11:00
And the black guys are laughing how sick this is, man.
► 02:11:03
I am so sick of this PSYOP.
► 02:11:07
Give me a video list, guys.
► 02:11:08
I'm so sick of this garbage.
► 02:11:09
Just bring me a video list.
► 02:11:10
So right now, we've got a little bit left of this clip, but right now what he's doing is like, I need to get off air, but I don't fucking know any of the videos we have queued up.
► 02:11:17
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 02:11:18
I don't know anything.
► 02:11:19
I'm going to run.
► 02:11:20
I want to leave this desk right now.
► 02:11:22
He might be like me.
► 02:11:23
He might have to piss.
► 02:11:24
He might have to go.
► 02:11:25
Yeah.
► 02:11:26
Bring me a video list.
► 02:11:28
Because I'm getting so upset, I've got to go help him.
► 02:11:30
I've got to get in the car and go down there, actually.
► 02:11:32
Get the equipment ready.
► 02:11:33
Get everything ready.
► 02:11:33
I'm going down there.
► 02:11:35
Get everything ready.
► 02:11:35
Because if I can't have audio, I'll go down there myself.
► 02:11:38
Come on, let me have the thing.
► 02:11:39
I've got to go down there and see what's going on.
► 02:11:41
Okay, let's go ahead and air this.
► 02:11:43
He's there anyways.
► 02:11:44
This is James O 'Keefe.
► 02:11:45
I'll be going to the next hour, folks.
► 02:11:46
This is James O 'Keefe, exclusive interview with Millie Weber.
► 02:11:49
Great.
► 02:11:49
So then he just throws it to a video.
► 02:11:51
And then he just leaves.
► 02:11:52
He leaves.
► 02:11:52
And they play a couple of videos.
► 02:11:54
And, like, this is half an hour before he was supposed to get off air.
► 02:11:57
Wow.
► 02:11:58
Like, this is two and a half hours into his show.
► 02:12:00
Rappaport's doing the fourth hour.
► 02:12:03
Rappaport can't do an hour and a half.
► 02:12:04
No, certainly not.
► 02:12:05
No.
► 02:12:06
Speaking of which, I gotta be honest, John Rappaport ends up spending most of his time talking about how he knows the Russia shit is fake.
► 02:12:12
Okay.
► 02:12:13
So here's what I want to say about that.
► 02:12:17
His argument that I didn't pull.
► 02:12:18
First of all, hilarious.
► 02:12:20
Alex Jones is pretending something.
► 02:12:21
I think my argument that he's lost faith in Owen Schroyer is much more on point than he needs to shit.
► 02:12:28
I think it's more like, fuck.
► 02:12:30
Look, somebody's gotta take this.
► 02:12:32
I gotta help him out.
► 02:12:33
I gotta help him out.
► 02:12:34
I gotta get down there.
► 02:12:35
He's gonna create an embarrassing video.
► 02:12:37
This is gonna be a disaster.
► 02:12:39
I've gotta go yell myself.
► 02:12:40
I have to do everything around here?
► 02:12:42
That kind of thing.
► 02:12:43
That's more what's going on.
► 02:12:44
But Rappaport comes in.
► 02:12:46
And he knows that the Russia shit is whack.
► 02:12:50
Because if Russia had flipped Donald Trump, that would be the greatest secret ever.
► 02:12:59
And no one would talk about it.
► 02:13:01
So the idea that Christopher Steele, who's a longtime spy, would have contacts that would be like, oh yeah, also, you know, Trump's compromised.
► 02:13:12
That sort of thing.
► 02:13:13
He's like, no one would ever talk about that.
► 02:13:15
So ergo, it's all a lie.
► 02:13:17
I don't believe him.
► 02:13:19
At the same time, if you're playing that game and using that logic...
► 02:13:24
Obama was born in Kenya.
► 02:13:27
Well, that's one.
► 02:13:28
But then also, let's use that logic and apply it to, you know, we fund ISIS.
► 02:13:35
If that were true, that would be the greatest secret ever.
► 02:13:40
No one would talk about that.
► 02:13:42
Ergo, all of Alex's mysterious secret sources couldn't possibly be saying that because they wouldn't know that.
► 02:13:47
Or we sell guns to...
► 02:13:50
Or we turned over...
► 02:13:55
Or we supported the coup of...
► 02:13:59
Uh-oh.
► 02:14:00
So, I mean, like, that argument is soft as hell.
► 02:14:05
No, that's a nonsense argument.
► 02:14:07
Yeah.
► 02:14:07
It doesn't make it...
► 02:14:08
That's an argument you can use for anything.
► 02:14:10
Everything.
► 02:14:11
Yeah.
► 02:14:11
And Rappaport does his...
► 02:14:14
Yeah.
► 02:14:15
Like, if you really had to pee, based on how professional our broadcasting skills are, there's no way you would talk about it on air.
► 02:14:23
Well, it's a bit.
► 02:14:25
It's a psyop.
► 02:14:26
It's a psyop to get people to think that we don't have a hard end time.
► 02:14:32
Actually, I was just trying to come up with my own cliffhanger.
► 02:14:34
Does he pee?
► 02:14:35
Does he pee at all?
► 02:14:36
I stuck around and tried to watch some more and see if Alex shows up in Owen Schroyer's video, but I was just so bored.
► 02:14:42
That'd be hilarious.
► 02:14:43
So we'll see tomorrow.
► 02:14:44
Maybe they'll have some videos of Alex down on that Texas campus.
► 02:14:48
That'd be fun.
► 02:14:49
Anyway, for now, that's been the show.
► 02:14:51
In the meantime...
► 02:14:52
I mean, we learned a lot here.
► 02:14:53
If you want to see tomorrow what will happen yesterday...
► 02:14:57
What?
► 02:14:58
Huh?
► 02:14:58
I don't know.
► 02:14:59
I don't know.
► 02:14:59
If you would like us to eat your brains with a spoon while you still have your visual cortex...
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Oh, well, then in that case, you'd email knowledgefight at gmail.com.
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Sure, you wouldn't want to go to our website, knowledgefight.com.
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No, we don't eat brains on that website.
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No, no, no, no.
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Oh, shit.
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Sweet.
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Our talent booker, Burrito, just has informed the chat room that he has gotten in touch with the columnist.
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And he says he was willing to be interviewed.
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We might have to do a special episode tomorrow.
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Of course.
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Okay.
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We'll chat about this later, Burrito.
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This is very exciting.
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So, also...
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We're on Twitter?
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Apparently we have an amazing talent booker.
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We're on Twitter.
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It's at knowledge underscore fights.
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Correct.
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We're on Facebook.
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If you wanted to go to iTunes, you would be able to download our podcast.
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Yeah, you can subscribe.
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You could do that.
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You could leave a review.
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All sorts of things you can do.
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If you wanted to get the fuck out of this podcast real quick, what would you say, Dan?
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Well, see, John Rappaport has some ideas about Russia.
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And I'll say, more or less, he can just go fuck himself.
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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
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Thanks for holding.
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Hello, Alex.
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I'm a first time caller.
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I'm a huge fan.
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I love your work.