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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
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Thanks for holding.
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Hello, Alex.
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I'm a first-time caller.
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I'm a huge fan.
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I love your work.
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I love you.
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Hey, everybody.
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Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
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I'm Dan.
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I'm Jordan.
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Today we are here to do another episode of this here podcast about the life and times of Alex Jones and InfoWars and what have you.
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That sounds like the worst Dickens novel.
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The life and times of Alex Jones.
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What it really is is a folk history.
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About our modern times.
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The twist.
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Did he walk around all of Texas spreading and growing bigotry everywhere?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Bullshit.
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He just spread bullshit like some sort of a liar Johnny Appleseed.
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You betcha.
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Johnny Liar Seed is Alex Jones.
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The twist of the show here.
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What's the twist?
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It's like a chocolate and vanilla swirled ice cream cone, this twist.
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All right.
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It is like Tony Hawk's finishing move.
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Finishing move.
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I have no idea what is happening right now.
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He had a kickflip McTwist.
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Did you just?
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That was his special move in Tony Hawk 2. Okay.
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I don't know.
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All right.
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Anyway.
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We're off track.
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I know a lot about Infowars and Alex Jones in particular.
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I do not know anything about Alex Jones and Infowars at all.
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And therein lies the fun.
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Guys, today what we're going to be doing, generally what we do, is we have a day in the life of Alex Jones.
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We take one day of the Alex Jones show and I find clips to bring to you, Jordan, and to you, our audience, and we get to enjoy them all together.
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Today is a little different.
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Okay.
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Today, we're going to be discussing a special report.
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Oh, shit!
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Alex put out a two-hour-long special report last Thursday.
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On March 30th.
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You can find it up on YouTube.
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Okay.
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And I want to say this.
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Alright.
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It is a coincidence that I watched this.
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That is not...
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What?
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That is not a thing!
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I usually don't watch the special reports.
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And this is a coincidence.
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I usually only watch the Alex Jones show.
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Like, this is a meet-cute, like you accidentally bumped into it at the grocery store, and you're like, oh, hey, what's your name?
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I could have easily missed this, and thank God I didn't.
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Okay.
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Because it's some of the most crazy shit I've ever heard in my life.
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It's astounding.
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Okay.
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It's ostensibly called Special Report with Alex Jones.
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Democratic plan, battle plan, to remove Donald Trump from office.
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All right.
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So basically, he set out to talk about COG, the continuity of government stuff.
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I'm already a big fan of you saying he set out to do this, which implies that we're not getting anywhere near that.
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Nope.
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Okay.
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It is mentioned.
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Once or twice.
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Like the Y2K episode.
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He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, Y2K.
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Anyways, we're all gonna die!
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I want to get to the episode and our breakdown, but I forgot we've got to get to our out-of-context drop.
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And I'm like, I'm getting directives, baby, from George frickin' Washington.
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Hell yeah.
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He was explaining how Putin doesn't tell him what to do.
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He gets directives, baby.
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I'm getting directives, baby.
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That should give you some sense of what's going on here.
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That is exactly what I say before I go down on a woman.
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That's exactly what I say.
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I tweeted about this, so I might as well let the cat out of the bag.
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Alex is drunk for two hours in this episode.
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He is fucking shithouse wasted.
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Alright, excellent.
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There is no doubt about it.
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He recorded this in the evening.
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It's at like 9 o 'clock at night.
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I'll give you the broad strokes.
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Alex has been drinking all day.
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He's fucked up.
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Okay.
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He wants to talk about how the government is going to usurp Trump, but he can't stay on mission.
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Okay.
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Can't stay on target.
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The first 15 minutes are boring as shit.
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Of course.
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He gets Roger Stone in, and they have an interview.
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Oh, that's bad.
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Roger Stone leaves at about 50 minutes in, and Alex loses his shit.
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So we're not going to talk much about the Roger Stone portion of the show.
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Because, quite honestly, it's just the two of them doing, like, a wrestling shoot promo about, like, come at me, bitch!
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Right, right, right, right.
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Like, Roger Stone's trying to flex on the House Intelligence Committee real hard.
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He calls them pussies.
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Stuff like that.
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Which leads us to right around the 17-minute mark.
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Alex Jones says this.
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It's probably my favorite clip we've ever played on this show.
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I don't know how anything is going to top it.
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I've listened to this.
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Conservative estimate 40 times.
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Because it is amazing.
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Alright, alright.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Strap it in.
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I am ready.
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I am more than ready.
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Let me say this right now.
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Let me tell.
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I'm not against gay people.
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Okay?
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I love them.
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They're great folks.
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But Schiff looks like the art type.
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Archetypal cocksucker with those little deer-in-the-headlight eyes and all his stuff, and there's something about this fairy hopping around, bossing everybody around, trying to intimidate people like me and you.
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I want to tell Congressman Schiff and all the rest of them, hey, listen, asshole, quit saying Roger and I, and I never used cussing in 22 years, but the gloves are off.
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Listen, you son of a bitch.
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What the fuck's your problem?
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You want to sit here and say that I'm a goddamn fucking Russian?
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You get in my face with that, I'll beat your goddamn ass, you son of a bitch.
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You piece of shit.
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You fucking goddamn fucker.
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Listen, fuckhead.
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You have fucking crossed the line.
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Get that through your goddamn fucking head.
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Stop pushing your shit.
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You're the people that have fucked this country over and gang raped the shit out of it and lost an election.
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So stop shooting your mouth off, claiming I'm the enemy.
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You got that, you goddamn son of a bitch?
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Fill your hand.
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I'm sorry, but I'm done.
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You start calling me a foreign agent.
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Those are fucking fighting words.
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Excuse me.
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That's art.
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Oh, God!
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He cusses like an eight-year-old.
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Did he just discover how the word fuck works?
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Listen up, you fuckity fuck fuck.
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Fuck fuck, motherfucker fuck!
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The fact that he, one, can't pronounce archetypal.
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Archetypial.
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And two, he goes straight to...
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Cocksucker.
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I have nothing against gay people.
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They're great people.
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Everybody's a cocksucker!
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A fucking cocksucker!
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Fuck, fuck, fuck!
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This fairy thinks he can intimidate us.
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Does he not understand words?
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I think he doesn't understand how hateful words are.
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Especially his words.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Fuck, do I love that though.
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I almost want to play it again.
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It's so good.
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Guys, just rewind the podcast.
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Listen to it again.
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It's so good.
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I'm going to get that tattooed on my arm.
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That whole thing?
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Boy, you're going to need some detailed work on that.
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Or I'm going to memorize it and try and enter a speech tournament.
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Pretend you're in high school all over again and just walk in there?
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Yeah.
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That's too good.
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That clip should be an indication of where we're starting.
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I haven't cussed for 20 years.
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And then just a non-stop stream of invective.
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Thrown around like an idiot.
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Listen up, you goddamn cocksucking motherfuckers.
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Fuck shit.
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God, you're the ones who fucked this country up.
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I don't need that bullshit.
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Don't call me a Russian fucking agent.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck, fuck.
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I don't know.
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Fucking fuck.
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I don't know if I have the clip of him saying this because I think it was surrounded by nothing, but he is like, I'm sorry if kids were listening.
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What a dick.
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So he's drunk.
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Yeah.
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No, he's definitely drunk.
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That's not coming from a place of mental sobriety right there.
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Absolutely not.
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After this, Roger Stone is sitting there while he's on this...
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This is while Roger Stone is there?
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Yeah.
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Because Roger Stone started...
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I cut up the beginning part where he's like, Adam Schiff is a pussy!
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And that's sort of what led Alex down the road to all this...
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Fucking threatening talk.
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Right.
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But Roger Stone's response is just, I don't think I've ever been involved in a campaign where we've questioned someone's patriotism.
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Like, bro, come the fuck off it.
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You're calling Hillary Clinton a Chinese agent every time you're on the fucking show.
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He's questioned Barack Obama's legitimacy.
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But she's a patriotic Chinese agent.
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Nobody's questioned how patriotic she is.
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It's just that she's patriotic for China.
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Isn't that crazy?
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Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
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I love these guys.
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They are so...
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Stupid.
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So crazy.
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So bad.
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And it's all of them.
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Every time somebody finally receives what it is that they are doing, they just lose their shit, and they can't make that small connection from like, oh, I feel this way when somebody says this.
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Yep.
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I wonder if other people feel this way when I say this.
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They just can't do it.
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Nope.
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There's just that tiny little jump.
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All you have to do is stop for one second and then be like, oh, I've learned empathy.
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Yeah.
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Like, it's insane.
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Meanwhile, later on, we're going to get into Alex really going hard about how everyone hates him because he loves everyone.
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Oh, boy.
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So keep that empathy argument in mind for later.
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So good.
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We just listened to a minute.
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Plus of Alex swearing and running his mouth, which is followed up by this.
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I'm not a guy that shoots his mouth off, but man, if that asshole is sitting there calling me a Russian agent, Rand Paul had a lot of guts to just walk out of there.
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I mean, it's an American.
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It is so insulting to hear, I'm an agent of a foreign power when all I do is defend this country against globalists, and we've been sold out.
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It pisses me off, man.
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And I used to tell you, settle down.
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Settle down for months bitching.
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And now I get it.
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It's like something fundamental.
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Well, and where is Mitch McConnell?
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Because disparaging the character of a senator is a violation of the rules.
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This is in reference to John McCain talking about Rand Paul.
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I don't want them to violate the rules.
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We would never insist that Russians infiltrate our government in order to get the bad guys out.
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That's definitely not violating rules.
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I would hate it if we violated rules.
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Everybody needs to go one by one down that little, you know.
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It's not like we have on air repeatedly said that we're part of and support a soft coup against our government.
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It's not like we don't support the most corrupt administration.
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In the history of the United States.
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So, hold on.
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I just needed to give the context.
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This is about John McCain saying that Rand Paul is acting in Russia's best interest, saying he's an agent of Russia on the Senate floor.
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And they're like, that's against the rules.
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And then they get to this.
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I guarantee you that if this were some conservative questioning the patriotism of some liberal...
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Believe me, the Senate would be in high...
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Remember, Pocahontas got her thing questioned and the senator got censured.
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Exactly right.
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And she should have been because she broke the rules.
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The rules.
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So important.
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I really hate it.
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I hate the calling Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas.
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Maybe he was actually talking about Pocahontas, though.
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That's entirely possible.
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Was she ever censured on the Senate floor?
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I haven't read that, but who knows?
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That was in the sequel.
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No one watched.
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That was in Pocahontas 2. Oh, okay.
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That makes sense.
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So this next clip gives us a little bit of insight into why Alex might be this drunk.
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Okay.
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Because we've watched his life fall apart.
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Yes.
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Over the past couple months.
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This has been a strange thing.
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When we first started doing this, we were like, ah, this is just going to go on the same way it has for 20 years.
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And this has just been a documentation of a man falling into pure and abject misery.
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He's hitting more sort of roadblocks and hazards than Mr. Magoo.
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Like, he's just, he's blindly stumbling through, like, he thinks he's being strategic, but then he's like, oh, nope, nope, you fucked up.
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Here, your ads are gone now.
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Whoops.
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So he got another piece of bad news clearly right before this, which I'm going to theorize started his drinking binge.
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Okay.
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And I'll let him get to it in what I'm going to describe as one of the saddest sales pitches I've ever heard.
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Roger Stone is on Skype for this entire thing.
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Doesn't say anything.
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He's just silent in the background, like some sort of floating head.
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What's the name of that guy who would give them missions on Power Rangers?
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Zordon?
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Zoltan, maybe?
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No, not Zoltan.
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Okay, yeah, that's someone else.
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Zardoz?
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No, that's a different one.
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Whatever his name is, that's what Roger Stone looks like.
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Right.
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Alex Jones is giving this pitch.
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Despite their algorithms, this is going viral to hundreds of thousands per channel.
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We used to do millions, but they're blocking us.
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Go on your own Facebook page.
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Go on your own whatever.
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Tell folks right now, tune in to Alex Jones and Roger Stone.
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This is the information they don't want you to have.
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Infowars.com forward slash show has our own feed if they cut this out or block it.
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Infowars.com forward slash show.
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Retweet at RealAlexJones.
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Whatever.
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We're in a war, folks.
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I am totally committed to this.
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So is Roger Stone.
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We're moving forward.
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And just understand that I'm up here at 927.
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I'm not bitching.
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Wild horses, you know, like Rolling Stone says, couldn't drag me away.
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But I'm so honored to be here.
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But just understand, it's people shopping at Infowarsstore.com on the amazing, game-changing nutraceuticals and supplements we have, like X2.
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Roger, I'm going to go back to you just a moment.
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Let me just point out to folks.
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It was four years ago that we were putting out iodine supplements that you now see in stores everywhere.
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Because iodine is a good halogen.
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Fluoride and bromine and bromide are the bad ones.
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They're in everything.
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And because we had people basically doing industrial sabotage to block us, the DEA controls iodine because it can be used to make a bunch of stuff.
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You name it.
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Everybody sees Breaking Bad.
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It's what you use to make everything.
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The point is, though, it's a legal element.
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You can have it.
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Okay?
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And the way we put it in palm oil, it's not used for anything illegal.
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But to get the crystals from deep earth mining, that's something that only...
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Drug companies, the Pentagon, because it's also used strangely enough in nerve gas, but whatever.
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It's really important.
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A drop of real iodine will eat through concrete, like Alien Blood in the 1970s movie.
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That's not real, but this is.
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What is fucking going on?
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At this point, we haven't gotten to really the bad news portion of it yet.
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No, of course not.
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But you're getting the sense of, like, this is a drunk, rambly man.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're just going on with, like, iodine is a precursor for methamphetamines, but we put it in palm oil, so it's okay.
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It's not dangerous.
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I don't know why they use it in poisons.
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Anyways, one drop of this stuff will murder everybody like the aliens in 1970s.
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But it's the good halogen.
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Yeah, this is, you know, the DEA.
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When does it just become...
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Pretty soon.
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Pretty soon.
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We'll get there.
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Okay.
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So the clip goes on.
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So powerful that when it's organically through gas, through Russian patent that we got, we're all Russian agents.
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My God, it's Russian connection.
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Just like NASA's rockets go up on Russian boosters.
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We have it.
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We've had this four years.
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I've had some of the biggest companies out there come and try to buy it from us.
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And...
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They wanted us to then be able to just put it in shampoo, but no longer put it on ourselves.
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I probably should have done it, but the point is I didn't do it.
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They've now gone because they use oil drilling companies.
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There's only two states in the U.S. that actually have this.
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They hit it at 7,000 to 12,000 feet.
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Natural gas is at 15,000.
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It's a distillate or a derivative or something else they hit.
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Sometimes like oil is at 6,000 feet.
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They get that, a little side shoot, and the natural gas is super deep now.
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On our own property, we've got 15,000 foot deep wells.
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Coal putting us out of business.
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We don't make so much money off of it.
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Whatever.
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Coal's for everybody.
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So I'm for it.
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We're four oil companies, but our family has gas wells and coal knocks us out.
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What is he fucking talking about?
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Fair warning.
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This sales pitch is eight minutes long.
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This is insane!
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He still hasn't gotten to the bad news portion of it, too.
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And Stone is just...
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Staring.
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He's taking a powder.
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He's just staring into the camera.
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Into the middle distance.
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Yes, absolutely.
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Does he at least walk on and off the screen from time to time?
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You can't tell because most of the time the camera's on Alex and he's just giving an impassioned, now listen to me, here's the deal.
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Distillative, it's 6,000 feet, it's 12,000 feet.
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Coal's probably ruining it, but I love coal.
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Coal's for everybody.
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My family has natural gas wells, but I still love coal.
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I don't care if my family makes money because coal is for everybody.
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He's reminding me of Patton Oswalt's Dr. Pepper bit, where he's falling asleep and then waking up in the middle of the story.
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Yep.
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Oh, God.
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And this is maybe 35 minutes into the two hours.
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And...
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I have documented evidence that he was drinking throughout the two hours.
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Yes, you tweeted out the picture.
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I found a picture of a sneaky cup.
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Dixie cup right there.
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You can find that on our Twitter, and I also later will be playing the audio that made me realize that he's drinking, because when Roger Stone's video is on, you can hear him slurp.
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You can hear a gulp sound effect into the mics.
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Now, I want to be totally clear.
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We're drinking champagne.
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Right.
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No, and we're upfront about it.
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The difference is we're honest about it, and we're not misaligning every minority group.
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So, we're not...
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One of those two things is more important than the other, but we're doing both.
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They work together to make us in the clear for drinking on our podcast, as opposed to Alex's secret drinking.
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And trying to get everyone to be scared of Muslims.
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And screaming, fuck you, you fucking cocksucking fairies!
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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I don't even care.
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I've never been drunk enough.
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He's turning into drunk Tom Waits.
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That's what he's doing.
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I think Tom Waits would be more pleasant.
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Tom Waits would be way more pleasant.
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Alright, let's see if we can get to this bad news.
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They're getting $100,000 a month.
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You know, family gets like $5,000 a month.
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But side issue is how the economy works.
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I'm glad.
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I want America to be back on.
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It doesn't bother me.
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I've never gotten that.
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I don't want money anyways.
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But as long as I know about oil and gas, a lot of families that are petroleum geologists and you name it.
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I think most of the families have done that after they got out of the military.
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It's kind of a family business.
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But what I'm getting at here is, after all this is Texas, is that we have the last shipment coming in.
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That we're about to sell out and one more shipment's coming in at 20,000 bottles.
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It normally lasts five, six months.
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And right now, they found out that we were buying it all up.
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And it's more of the political hits, man.
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It was $3.3 million last year on Google Ads.
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Profit to then put the company to fund things.
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We have the video.
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We'll play it in a moment.
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We'll go back to Roger.
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We'll play it in a moment.
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We'll go back to Roger.
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And I want to play the senator attacking Roger.
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And so...
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They try to shut us down getting the distillate from seaweed that's still DEA controlled because it's 999.
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It's not 99999999 like this.
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And in chemistry, you want the 9999 out to infinity, basically.
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You do?
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That's almost 100.
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I'm going to give media matters run by the globalists and Soros.
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The Democrats admit they're not trying to get us banned off Google entirely.
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Not just AdRoll.
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We don't want to.
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But behind the scenes, they've even had...
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In fact, my people are like, look, leave it alone.
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We're probably going to fix it.
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Don't make an issue.
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I'm going to make an issue.
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Iodine's an element.
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You've got the best type.
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The other stuff's bound as garbage.
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It'll hurt you.
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This is incredible stuff.
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It's helping everybody.
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It's helped me.
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And I don't want to get into the whole back story.
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I will if I have to, but this may be the last shipment we get of this.
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Four years has been a good run.
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Nobody else has got deep earth crystal sources.
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I don't even have to plug this for it to sell out.
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It'll just come in, but I'm still 30% off and on Biotrusalenium for the mustard seed.
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Yeah, so we can cut the rest of that off.
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My people have told me, don't worry about this.
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We'll probably get it fixed.
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Nope!
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I'm going to scream about it!
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I don't know which side I'm going to come down on and believe.
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I think that there's probably just a market turn slightly and that they're trying to charge him more.
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For it?
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You think so?
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Is that your conspiracy theory on this one?
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Well, no, that's my Occam's razor explanation.
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The conspiracy theory is his version where he's saying his suppliers are being threatened and shit like that.
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Yeah, that's not true.
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No.
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That's definitely not true.
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You know what?
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We do have to listen to the rest of this clip.
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Okay.
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I thought that we could just cut it.
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We have to listen to the rest of this because that's where it gets into people being threatened.
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How do we go from iodine...
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Being deep earth crystals that he needs.
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Sure.
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Why do we need deep earth?
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The distillate.
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Why do we need the deep earth crystals?
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Can you answer me that, Batman?
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That's where you get the purest iodine.
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Why would you need the- The good halogen.
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Why would you need the purest iodine?
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Do you think anybody would notice?
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One, one, it doesn't.
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It doesn't do anything.
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It's all bullshit.
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It'll kill you.
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Yeah.
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It's not even regulated by the FDA, what he's selling.
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Why not just put fake iodine in there?
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He actually does get into that.
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It's because he loves everybody.
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Oh.
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That comes up towards the end of this.
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Oh, that makes sense then.
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But look, let's just dive back into this sales pitch clip where he gets into like...
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It's a pretty fucked up thing about people getting threatened.
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It's like homeopathic medicine where they're like, hey, we have to get the purest of dandelion leaves.
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We can't get the shit you just find growing in the sidewalk.
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And the only place to find them, deep earth.
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Yeah, exactly.
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It's way down there.
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Don't you know the good dandelions grow downwards?
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That's obvious.
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Everybody knows this.
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Duh.
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Yeah.
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Duh.
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Yeah, they're like a horse and carriage, but that funds us Roger Stone's book.
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$9.95 Trump 2020 shirts.
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We make like $4 or $5 to fund our operation.
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I mean, I'm not complaining.
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I had some behind-the-scenes conversations with Roger and Korsi today.
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It's not just us.
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It's Daily Caller.
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It's everybody.
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They're coming after Trump.
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And I'm not bitching.
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I wanted to fight them.
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I wanted to win.
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I wanted to take them on.
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You wanted to in the past tense.
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When you get Roger Stone's book and give it to somebody that doesn't know the truth, or you get a t-shirt and wear it in public, or you get X2, which you and your family need to begin with, you know, them demonizing me and lying about me gets me angry.
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But when I've got a really good product, and it's not just with the iodine, it's another big national manufacturer that's one of the top organic brand names said...
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Yeah, you private-labeled our stuff, and we appreciate you, but we just got threatened.
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I mean, I had a top CIA guy on two weeks ago.
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This is obviously Larry C. Johnson.
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Yeah, that was not a top CIA guy.
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No, he's a discredited, rumor-monger, race-baiter, horrible piece of shit.
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He is, in essence, an Infowars guest.
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That's the other way to shorten, that's the shorthand for that.
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So he does not call him out by name, but here's what happened with Larry C. Johnson.
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He's about to get cucked out by Alex.
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Oh, no!
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And I can't even say his name.
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I talked to him today, and he said, listen, I can't come on anymore.
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They're threatening my business and my family.
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This guy was a section chief.
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And you're sitting there talking to a guy that did stuff all over the world, but they're threatening him so bad for coming on and supporting Trump.
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He's rolling over.
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And it's like, it makes you feel really cold.
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It makes you feel alone.
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And I'm not saying he's not a man and not tough.
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It's just like, I'm not giving up.
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Neither is Roger.
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But this pussy.
► 00:24:18
Death is rolling over to these people.
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And, you know, it pisses me off when they are.
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I've got a lot of tentacles.
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You know, I've known they're going to attack us.
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I've grown a lot of tentacles.
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He's like Cthulhu.
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And I fuck Japanese girls.
► 00:24:34
What else do you do with a lot of tentacles?
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But you see that where he's starting down a line of thought and then goes to a whole new one.
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It's gone.
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This is the behavior of a really drunk person.
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I've been this guy.
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I got a lot of tentacles.
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A hundred times in my life.
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At the end of this podcast, I am this guy.
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I've been this guy so many times, but I've been smart enough not to be on a race-baiting political talk show that I have started.
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While I'm that drunk.
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I feel like that's not intelligence.
► 00:25:06
I don't know.
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Maybe you would be if somebody gave you the chance.
► 00:25:09
Did you ever consider that?
► 00:25:10
But here's the other thing.
► 00:25:12
They don't cover any new topics in this two-hour broadcast.
► 00:25:15
Why?
► 00:25:16
Why would they?
► 00:25:16
But there's no reason to have done it in the first place.
► 00:25:20
No!
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This is only bad for them.
► 00:25:22
It's an infomercial.
► 00:25:24
Clearly, he set out to make this a pure sales pitch.
► 00:25:32
Well, I'm using your language now.
► 00:25:34
He set out to do a thing, and instead of doing that thing, he fucking did insane shit.
► 00:25:40
I think there was still a part of him that thought, like, alright, we are gonna cover this COG shit.
► 00:25:45
We'll get a lot of plugs in on the way.
► 00:25:47
I'll scare people that we won't have iodine anymore.
► 00:25:50
And then it just...
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Gotta cuck out Larry Johnson.
► 00:25:54
Who is threatening Larry Johnson?
► 00:25:57
No one.
► 00:25:57
This is made up.
► 00:25:58
Why would anybody threaten Larry Johnson?
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It's totally made up.
► 00:26:01
Or maybe Larry Johnson just went, this is not good, and I don't want to be associated with this anymore.
► 00:26:07
I think that those negative parts of Larry Johnson's past, a lot of people had forgotten about.
► 00:26:12
And the fact that he's not allowed on cable news shows anymore because of him being discredited has made people just sort of forget, and he doesn't get tweeted at a lot, he doesn't get a lot of bad publicity.
► 00:26:23
He goes on InfoWars.
► 00:26:25
And all that stuff comes back up.
► 00:26:27
Oh, does it?
► 00:26:28
I'm going to guess he got a ton of really negative tweets of people being like, you're a liar and a race baiter.
► 00:26:33
Really?
► 00:26:34
The fuck is wrong with you?
► 00:26:35
Maybe.
► 00:26:36
I can't imagine that.
► 00:26:38
I know there was an article about him on Media Matters, so there was some attention.
► 00:26:42
Yeah.
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Because of that?
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Yeah.
► 00:26:43
Oh, okay.
► 00:26:44
I was going to say, because I still kind of feel like you are the only person that watches InfoWars.
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Me and whoever David Brock is employing on Media Matters.
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I know.
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I know.
► 00:26:53
I swear there's a part of me that's like, Nobody else has ever actually watched this show.
► 00:26:58
And this is just some weird kind of experiment that Stanford is doing to try and drive you insane.
► 00:27:05
Oh no, I'm in on the experiment.
► 00:27:07
This is about you.
► 00:27:08
This is about, oh god damn it!
► 00:27:09
You're the test subject.
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I knew I was going to get caught someday.
► 00:27:12
So yeah, I think that's what happened.
► 00:27:14
Larry Johnson is having his past brought back up to him.
► 00:27:17
He doesn't like it.
► 00:27:18
So Alex is asking him to come back on the show.
► 00:27:20
He's like, eh, you know what?
► 00:27:21
That was negative for me.
► 00:27:22
I don't want to do it.
► 00:27:23
I'm going to fade into obscurity.
► 00:27:24
Alex can't handle that sort of thing and says, like, clearly he's being threatened.
► 00:27:28
The globalists must have gotten to it.
► 00:27:30
Then meanwhile, he can repackage that to prove that he and Roger Stone are super big men and strong.
► 00:27:35
Right, right, right.
► 00:27:36
Because they're shadowboxing with a non-existent enemy.
► 00:27:40
The globalists aren't trying to get them.
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And it's really easy for them to yell at the globalists.
► 00:27:45
Yeah, but let me tell you, let me posit this theory to you.
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Alright?
► 00:27:50
They're finally, they seem to be going down.
► 00:27:54
Look, just because the globalists haven't turned their eye on Alex Jones in the past does not necessarily mean they are not turning their Sauron-esque eye on him now.
► 00:28:07
Also, this week he has accused them of being of Transylvanian stock.
► 00:28:11
Oh, okay.
► 00:28:12
Then in that case...
► 00:28:14
Alright, I don't want to ask this question because I fear the answer.
► 00:28:21
Alright, go ahead.
► 00:28:22
Does he think Transylvania's real?
► 00:28:24
Transylvania is real.
► 00:28:25
It's a part of Romania.
► 00:28:26
No, I mean, you know what I mean.
► 00:28:29
Yeah.
► 00:28:29
Yeah.
► 00:28:30
You know what I mean.
► 00:28:31
I know what you mean, and the answer is yes.
► 00:28:33
You know he doesn't...
► 00:28:35
Here's the thing.
► 00:28:36
He does not know that Transylvania is a real place.
► 00:28:39
Right.
► 00:28:40
But he believes that the Transylvania is a real place.
► 00:28:43
He thinks Transylvania is a country, probably.
► 00:28:46
He thinks that Transylvania metaphorically exists, as in the world of the Dark Lord Dracul.
► 00:28:52
Exactly, exactly.
► 00:28:53
But not Vlad the Impaler, if you will.
► 00:28:55
Right, right.
► 00:28:56
So anyway, let's finish up this clip so we can get on to greener pastures.
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Excellent.
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And then they're chopping them off right in front of me.
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Those are the tentacles.
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And I'm sitting there, and I mean, you know.
► 00:29:04
I could have sold out to them.
► 00:29:05
Who wants power over people and be part of this crap of cowards?
► 00:29:09
I know I'm better than them.
► 00:29:10
Just like some bully when I was 12 years old that already beat me up three or four times when I finally hit puberty says, I'm going to kick your ass outside.
► 00:29:18
And you know what?
► 00:29:19
I kicked his ass and I bashed his head in.
► 00:29:24
I think she might have put him in a coma and a lot of other people, but the point was he asked for it.
► 00:29:29
And you know what?
► 00:29:30
At the end of the day, that guy might have been six feet tall.
► 00:29:33
Flip, he was flunked three grades, might have weighed 250 pounds.
► 00:29:36
He thought he was going to kick the ass, a 140-pound person.
► 00:29:38
I crawled on top of him, and I knocked his teeth out.
► 00:29:43
And that's what it comes down to.
► 00:29:44
Look, I may die trying, but you get in a fight with me, man.
► 00:29:47
It's going all the way, all the way.
► 00:29:50
He better not find out about our show.
► 00:29:54
Also, did you notice that the phrasing in there really strongly implies that he's put multiple people into coals?
► 00:30:00
Yeah.
► 00:30:00
Now, here's the only thing.
► 00:30:03
Normally, I would say, oh, he's just exaggerating and telling a bullshit lie about that.
► 00:30:08
The strange thing there was that that really long pause, like suddenly he got introspective about it and had one moment in his brain where he's like...
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Oh, maybe I shouldn't have done that.
► 00:30:20
Maybe this is not the right road to go down because it makes me look like a monster.
► 00:30:24
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 00:30:24
Maybe telling people that I beat a man and put him into a coma is not a good idea.
► 00:30:29
Well, I mean, on the one hand, he was being bullied, according to his story.
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Yep.
► 00:30:35
And I don't disagree that someone should stand up to a bully.
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Agreed.
► 00:30:39
I don't think you should be proud if you put that bully then in a coma.
► 00:30:42
I think it's probably a bad thing.
► 00:30:43
Well, it also, the way he describes it is a strong, strong indication that he has no ability to control his temper.
► 00:30:49
Yeah.
► 00:30:50
He's saying that he beat him, like, got on top of him and knocked his teeth in and was proud that he put this guy in a coma and then theoretically more people in a coma and that led to lawsuits being put against his dad.
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Yep.
► 00:31:04
So, like, that's...
► 00:31:06
That's fucked up.
► 00:31:07
That's insanely fucked up.
► 00:31:09
That has the ring of, like, a hulk-out situation where his mental illness, which we don't know what it is, we cannot diagnose it, but if it is not there, then we're insane.
► 00:31:22
Like, if there is not something mentally wrong, or not wrong, but abnormal, with that man, I quit.
► 00:31:31
I quit.
► 00:31:32
Every idea of normal or seen I have, if it is also applied to him, I am wrong.
► 00:31:39
Yeah.
► 00:31:39
And again, that's, I mean, just in this particular instance, it's again that, like, it's real toxic masculinity.
► 00:31:45
It says glorifying and fetishizing of violence as, like, rites of passage.
► 00:31:50
And stuff like that, and I think it's incredibly stupid.
► 00:31:52
Well, yeah.
► 00:31:53
But you're a cuck, so.
► 00:31:55
True.
► 00:31:55
Total beta cuck.
► 00:31:56
But you know who aren't cucks?
► 00:31:57
Who aren't cucks?
► 00:31:58
All the scary people who listen to Alex Jones.
► 00:32:01
Oh, boy.
► 00:32:02
In closing, I've talked to a lot of people.
► 00:32:09
And it's not these agencies and groups don't reach out and don't do things for PR purposes.
► 00:32:15
It's because they're risking their lives even talking to me.
► 00:32:19
And about 80% of the CIA, all the guys that do the killing, the analysts aren't bad either.
► 00:32:26
There have been a lot of them, like Larry C. Johnson and others that have spoken out.
► 00:32:29
But the guys that do the killing are 90% for Trump, 80% of the agency, and it's the big Maybe that's bad.
► 00:32:41
Maybe it's bad that the guys who do the killing love Trump.
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Yeah.
► 00:32:46
Don't you think if the guys who do the killing love a guy, it's generally because they're going to do more killing?
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Well, in his conception, too, like, if you really break it down, I don't know statistically what the ratio of those who kill and those who don't are in the CIA.
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I would hope it's low on the kill side.
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Okay.
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Although, you know, it is one of those things where now that they have drone strikes, frankly...
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Everybody is a murderer at this point.
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Well, would you say maybe 50-50?
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No.
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I would say there's no way that the support structure is equal to the people doing the killing.
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I don't think he's including drones in the doing the killing.
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No, but that's what I'm saying.
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If you've ever seen a spy movie, there's like one spy...
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God damn it, Jordan.
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Give me a number.
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We've all seen movies.
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80-20.
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80-20 does the killing?
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20 does the killing.
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20 does the killing.
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Yeah.
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So now 90% of those who...
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God damn it, we've all seen movies.
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Sorry.
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You got real mad at me.
► 00:33:49
Alex's drunk rage is channeling through me.
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So 90% of that 80% that does the killing support Trump.
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No, the 20% does the killing.
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So 90% of the 20% does the killing.
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So then in order for all of it to equal 80%, right?
► 00:34:06
All of it to equal 80%, but that has to mean...
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That more than 90% of that 80%, and not more than 90%, it's still got to be like 75% of that 80% in order to compensate.
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Yeah.
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Because 20% would be, who cares?
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Let's not get into math.
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Your math is really struggling here.
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It is.
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I should have prepared that a little bit.
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But be that as it may, his argument that 90% of the people who do the killing support Trump and 80% of the total support Trump means that a vast majority of the analysts also support Trump.
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Cannot be possible.
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These numbers are fake.
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Cannot be possible.
► 00:34:43
So I don't remember what this clip is, but it...
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I mean, that's what scares them, is that I talk to folks that are all over the different Special Operations Command, everything, even up to major generals who might have been on the fence before.
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Flynn.
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They're not for not having prosperity, and the Democrats trying to kill prosperity, the Republicans, saying we want to bankrupt things.
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To prove Trump's wrong, that's even getting mercenaries to go, okay, I'm done.
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What the hell is your problem?
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Pause that.
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How is it possible?
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How is that possible that you make that idiotic claim?
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Because, like Trump said, I'm going to let Obamacare fail.
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Intentionally.
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Intentionally, right?
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Because he can't have his way.
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You can't say that Democrats are doing that because that's...
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Like, they're not.
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There's zero even slight inclination.
► 00:35:40
Well, his argument would be that the Democrats did it in the first place and this is just the natural...
► 00:35:45
That's a nonsense argument.
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I refuse.
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I refuse.
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It's at very least cowardly.
► 00:35:51
That's intentional.
► 00:35:53
That has to be an intentional lie.
► 00:35:55
Well, we talk about...
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I mean, hey, now I'm the one who's arguing it's not intentional.
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Yeah, exactly.
► 00:35:59
No, it is intentional.
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Because he always talks about this prosperity stuff and he talks about...
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The Small Business Optimism Index.
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Okay.
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It's the highest it's ever been since 1984.
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Yep.
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Thanks to Trump.
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I looked into that finally, and I found the statistics that he's probably going off of, because they're the official statistics.
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It turns me on when you do research.
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From the National Federation of Independent Businesses.
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The Small Business Index.
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These are the February statistics.
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The NFIB.
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Yep.
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I don't believe that the March statistics...
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I mean, I know a lot about it, so I shorten it.
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I understand.
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It's no big deal.
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But you should tell our listeners what this is all about.
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So they have, I think it's like 20-something statistical points that they analyze of small businesses, like their plans to increase employment, plans to make capital outlays, plans to increase inventories, current inventory, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Right.
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Like all of these things, and that's how they assess...
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How businesses are doing and how they think they're going to be doing in the future.
► 00:37:01
In February, the Optimism Index dropped.6 points, but it still is at a really high 105.3, which is actually...
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That's really good, right?
► 00:37:14
Yeah, and if you look at the numbers around the election, they shot up from like 98 to 105.
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Because of Trump's, like, we're going to get rid of the fact that you have to pay for your employees' insurance.
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Right.
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Things like that.
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That makes businesses optimistic.
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Right.
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So it's not necessarily...
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Not people.
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No.
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No.
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Employees are very pessimistic.
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Very, very not optimistic.
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No, because they want insurance.
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Yeah.
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It's good to have.
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And they want protection.
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That's such a great thing that they take credit...
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It boggles my mind how they cannot make even the slightest connection between Obama taking over when it's super low and then Trump taking over when it's super high.
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They don't get that in the meantime, something may have happened.
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Well, that is what we can talk about in terms of the stock market rise and that sort of thing.
► 00:38:07
This, I think, is directly related to Trump.
► 00:38:09
I think that small jump is directly related to Trump, but where do you think it was in 2008?
► 00:38:14
Well, I actually have the entire graph here in front of me that dates back to 2000.
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Right.
► 00:38:20
And the claim that it's the highest it's ever been since 1984, patently false.
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Not true.
► 00:38:24
Right when Obama took over, it was as high or higher.
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It was almost at 110.
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It's like 107-ish, around there.
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So in 2004, the optimism was even higher.
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Now there's a little bit of a dip, and it gets down in like 2008, 2009, when the market was falling apart.
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Exactly.
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It's way down.
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I'm looking at it right around like 81. Right.
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And then there was gradual increase.
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It keeps going up.
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There's progress.
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It's never down to that low again.
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There's natural ebbs and flows.
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Right, of course.
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There's ups and downs.
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And then, like, I have to cop to it.
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It does jump dramatically right around the election.
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I agree.
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But so did the stock market.
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Right.
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And now it's starting to go down again.
► 00:39:08
But it doesn't mean anything concrete.
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No.
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All it means is, well, these people...
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It's a projection of the concept of hope.
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And that's where it is kind of a silly thing, because all that's saying is, these people hope things go well.
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And they think it's going to.
► 00:39:30
Well, sure.
► 00:39:30
And then look at this.
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But it's not.
► 00:39:32
But if you look at the components of the Small Business Optimism Index, like if you look at the individual pieces, here's where we are for February 2017.
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Businesses that plan to increase employment is at 15%, which is down 3% from last time they took the measurement in January.
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So it's already going down.
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Right.
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Plans to increase inventory is at 3%.
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So businesses actually concretely growing is only at 3%.
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Right.
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Which is up 1% from January, but, you know, whatever.
► 00:40:08
Yeah, I don't know necessarily if this is going to make sense to go down.
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Expect sales to be higher, down 3%.
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Okay.
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Now is a good time to expand.
► 00:40:19
Businesses that believe that, down 3%.
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Right.
► 00:40:21
So a lot of these indicators of, like, Actual optimism are going downward.
► 00:40:26
Well, fucking everybody is going down.
► 00:40:29
There's an artificial optimism that comes from a president who says things you think you can believe in.
► 00:40:34
Yeah.
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And we're learning so fast.
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So fast.
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He's lied about everything.
► 00:40:39
Wait, we're not learning that.
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The people who voted for him are learning that.
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Small business owners who now have to wrestle.
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Pardon the pun.
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With the fact that Linda McMahon is in charge of the Small Business Association.
► 00:40:50
I forgot about that.
► 00:40:51
Don't make me remember that he put literally every horrible person I can imagine into whatever position he could.
► 00:40:57
Speaking of which, I hope WrestleMania was great this weekend.
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Anyway.
► 00:41:00
Best wishes to all of you.
► 00:41:02
It's not some goody two-shoes thing.
► 00:41:05
He's like some Protestant Bible thumper beating you over the head.
► 00:41:10
He's like, let's be rich.
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Let's be powerful.
► 00:41:13
And then we see it happening.
► 00:41:15
Only 70 days into office, and all these assholes are saying, kill him.
► 00:41:20
And I'm just like, man, you can't keep shooting your mouth off about violence with people that wrote the book on it.
► 00:41:29
So just can you speak about that continuum?
► 00:41:32
Because last time you were on last week, I brought up.
► 00:41:36
Some of the things we've talked about and just that people knew when they ran for office that they won, what would happen?
► 00:41:41
And jokes were made, you know, about putting the army around the White House.
► 00:41:43
But, you know, that's basically where we're at, Roger.
► 00:41:46
So they know our phones are tapped.
► 00:41:48
They know why they're so scared of Trump.
► 00:41:50
What does Trump need to do to say stop calling for violent overthrow?
► 00:41:54
Because, again, it's criminal not to stop major media organizing the criminal overthrow of the executive branch in a civil war.
► 00:42:04
That's not happening.
► 00:42:05
That's not happening.
► 00:42:05
But also, what Trump...
► 00:42:07
Does he think it's happening?
► 00:42:09
What Trump would need to do is start by being honest and then resign.
► 00:42:13
Can't imagine.
► 00:42:13
Those would be the things he needs to do.
► 00:42:14
Those are not possible things.
► 00:42:15
Those would be the things that he needs to do to get people who are against him to stop.
► 00:42:19
Because no one's going to stop.
► 00:42:20
He can't conceive of that.
► 00:42:22
No.
► 00:42:22
But also, for the last minute or so of this clip, maybe a minute and a half, this is all a question.
► 00:42:30
This is all him trying to set up a question.
► 00:42:33
That's right.
► 00:42:33
I forgot about that.
► 00:42:35
I don't want a war.
► 00:42:37
I'm only having to start saying, man, my gloves are coming off, bro, because these people I don't cuss on the air in the last few years.
► 00:42:45
I do it all the time now because the gloves are coming off.
► 00:42:48
I want people to recognize it's counting down here, man.
► 00:42:51
You can't punch me and my family in the nose and call for the death of my president without the knives coming out, assholes.
► 00:42:58
I don't want to run these things into you.
► 00:43:00
But if you come at me with a knife, I'm going to destroy you.
► 00:43:03
You look at the globalists, they're like two-foot-tall retards starting fights with Mike Tyson in his prime.
► 00:43:09
So just your comments on that, Roger, let's just put it all out there because they say you're sensational.
► 00:43:13
No, you're not.
► 00:43:14
You hold it all back.
► 00:43:15
Let them know.
► 00:43:16
Or just do we let them start the war?
► 00:43:18
Because I don't want this.
► 00:43:20
Do we let them start the war?
► 00:43:22
Because I don't want this.
► 00:43:23
He doesn't want this.
► 00:43:24
You know what?
► 00:43:25
I've started to come around on a new theory about Alex.
► 00:43:27
Okay.
► 00:43:28
And I texted you about this and told you I couldn't explain it except in person.
► 00:43:32
Yes.
► 00:43:33
I think Alex desperately wants Trump to get impeached or assassinated.
► 00:43:37
That's his only hope, really.
► 00:43:39
That's the only out.
► 00:43:40
Because I think he...
► 00:43:42
You know how we've talked about how he didn't want Trump to win?
► 00:43:45
Right.
► 00:43:45
I'm going back on that.
► 00:43:46
I think he did want him to win, but since he's won, he's started to realize that it is way too difficult to carry this water.
► 00:43:52
Yeah.
► 00:43:52
He's starting to realize that all of his narratives are busted.
► 00:43:55
Every single statistic he quotes is wrong.
► 00:43:59
All of the news stories that he cites don't say what he thinks it says.
► 00:44:02
It's becoming impossible for him to defend people like Flynn, who he has defended in the past.
► 00:44:07
Right.
► 00:44:07
It's impossible for him to defend Nunez at this point.
► 00:44:12
That Dennis Montgomery bullshit he was pulling that we went over on the last episode is insane.
► 00:44:17
That was bananas.
► 00:44:18
I think he's getting to the point where he's frustrated and like, can't this end already so I can twist the narrative?
► 00:44:25
Way back when, we talked about this.
► 00:44:27
He doesn't know how to win.
► 00:44:29
It's not that, though, I don't think.
► 00:44:30
I don't think the winning is the problem.
► 00:44:32
I think it's the being attached to this thing, this tumor on the side of him.
► 00:44:40
Is so counter to what he says it is.
► 00:44:42
He's like, there's a tumor growing out of his side.
► 00:44:44
He's like, oh no, that's body modification.
► 00:44:46
I got that.
► 00:44:46
I wanted that there.
► 00:44:47
It's great.
► 00:44:48
All the cool kids do.
► 00:44:49
Statistically, everybody has these big bulges.
► 00:44:51
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 00:44:52
I had that implanted.
► 00:44:53
It's super cool.
► 00:44:55
Watch what I can do with it.
► 00:44:57
I can open a beer.
► 00:44:59
I can do that.
► 00:44:59
Fetty Wap has a song about it.
► 00:45:02
Is that already a dated reference?
► 00:45:03
Now I want him to...
► 00:45:06
Just say the words Fetty Wap on air one time.
► 00:45:08
Could Fetty Wap please make a video where he fake shoots Trump?
► 00:45:12
Then we could get...
► 00:45:13
Then we can get so much Fetty Wap talk?
► 00:45:15
Yeah, oh my god.
► 00:45:16
I can't imagine how he'd mispronounce it racially.
► 00:45:18
Also, is it too late to change the name of this podcast to Fetty Wap talk?
► 00:45:22
I think it is.
► 00:45:23
You think it's too late?
► 00:45:23
I think it probably is.
► 00:45:25
Ah, bummer.
► 00:45:25
But, so...
► 00:45:27
That's my theory, is that he desperately...
► 00:45:29
Because he's the only one who's talking about Trump being assassinated.
► 00:45:32
Yeah, no one else is talking about that.
► 00:45:34
Except maybe some really, really far out people that no one supports.
► 00:45:40
See, but even those people, I think, see the writing on the wall and they're like, oh, well, we don't need to talk about that.
► 00:45:45
He's going to fall apart.
► 00:45:47
And anyone who has any awareness of the world knows that, like...
► 00:45:50
Really, at this point, with this type of a person, assassinating them would only hurt your cause.
► 00:45:55
Oh, yeah, yeah.
► 00:45:55
That'd be a terrible idea.
► 00:45:56
If you're against a person like this, like a demagogue, if you kill them, then it only strengthens them.
► 00:46:01
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 00:46:02
No, the best way is for Trump to go down a nominee and just fucking disappear.
► 00:46:07
Which is probably pretty likely.
► 00:46:08
And disappear, you mean prison.
► 00:46:10
I want him to go to prison so bad.
► 00:46:12
Either that...
► 00:46:13
Or I want all of his money taken away from him, and he becomes a pauper, and we bring back the stocks, and we all get to throw one tomato at him.
► 00:46:21
That would be fun.
► 00:46:21
One tomato.
► 00:46:22
Just like my prescription for Richard Spencer and all Nazis, you get one punch.
► 00:46:28
Sure.
► 00:46:29
You get one punch.
► 00:46:30
That's our compromise there.
► 00:46:32
It would be great if the punishment for treason, instead of killing them, because I think that that is traditionally the punishment for treason.
► 00:46:41
Yeah, I think...
► 00:46:42
I think Schiff gets to face fuck him.
► 00:46:44
Isn't that true?
► 00:46:45
Well, he is a cocksucker.
► 00:46:47
He's an archetypical cocksucker.
► 00:46:50
I think the punishment for treason just line up every citizen, every illegal immigrant.
► 00:46:54
And they all get to just punch you in the gut.
► 00:46:56
See, now that's not a good idea.
► 00:46:58
That's a trap.
► 00:46:58
You just laid a trap for illegal immigrants.
► 00:47:00
What?
► 00:47:01
What did you do?
► 00:47:02
They get to punch you in the stomach, too.
► 00:47:03
Yeah, but now we know where they are.
► 00:47:05
What's wrong with you?
► 00:47:06
Well, it turns out the legal ones are getting arrested when they're...
► 00:47:09
they go to immigration hearings.
► 00:47:11
Who would have guessed that that horrible thing could have backfired into an even more horrible thing?
► 00:47:17
Yeah, like any of them fucking care.
► 00:47:20
So here's the last clip with Roger Stone before we get into Uncharted Waters with Alex Jones.
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Okay.
► 00:47:26
There be monsters.
► 00:47:27
Roger Stone on Friday was on Bill Maher.
► 00:47:30
He was on Real Time with Bill Maher.
► 00:47:32
What the fuck is wrong with Bill Maher?
► 00:47:33
A lot.
► 00:47:34
He's a fucking idiot.
► 00:47:36
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
► 00:47:36
And a monster, and I hate him so much.
► 00:47:38
He's a fucking insane Islamophobe.
► 00:47:41
Yeah!
► 00:47:41
He is the worst.
► 00:47:42
Well, the most recent clip was him and three other white dudes saying that...
► 00:47:46
Well, like, Chris Hayes was on trying to do a good job.
► 00:47:49
Yeah.
► 00:47:50
And he just...
► 00:47:50
If you watch that clip, he just has his head down through most of it.
► 00:47:53
Like, I can't...
► 00:47:54
Why did I come?
► 00:47:55
Yeah.
► 00:47:55
And, like, Louise Mench is on and...
► 00:47:57
Oh, she's fucking a lunatic, too.
► 00:47:59
Largely.
► 00:48:00
She is a fucking conspiracy theorist lunatic.
► 00:48:03
Not in the same vein as a lot of people like the Alex Jones conspiracy theorists.
► 00:48:08
Right.
► 00:48:08
No, no, no.
► 00:48:08
I know.
► 00:48:09
I don't think it's fair to paint her with the same brush.
► 00:48:12
But I will say that if you want any kind of journalistic integrity, you definitely don't go to Louise Mensch.
► 00:48:19
That's fair.
► 00:48:20
That's fair.
► 00:48:21
I don't want to unpack all that.
► 00:48:22
I'm not here to go to bat for her.
► 00:48:24
That's a long conversation, too.
► 00:48:25
Yeah, and this isn't the Louise Mensch podcast.
► 00:48:27
This is the Alex Jones show.
► 00:48:30
There are Alex Jones listeners who do the same podcast we do, except it's about Louise Mensch.
► 00:48:36
I would hope so.
► 00:48:37
That would be fun.
► 00:48:37
But there's that Kansas governor or senator who was on who was the one who was talking about how Muslims are terrible.
► 00:48:44
Brownback?
► 00:48:44
No, it wasn't Brownback.
► 00:48:45
It was Matt something.
► 00:48:46
I don't know.
► 00:48:47
Anyway, that was last week.
► 00:48:48
This week, Roger Stone was on, and that's why he's got to go to bed bed and leave Alex at this point.
► 00:48:54
And this is where Alex kind of...
► 00:48:57
Cocks out Roger Stone, too?
► 00:48:59
No, Bill Maher, but then also...
► 00:49:01
You'll see.
► 00:49:02
Okay.
► 00:49:03
Well, hats off to Bill Maher.
► 00:49:05
He's got bigger balls than, say, Mark Warner.
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I don't know.
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I like Bill Maher.
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He's faster than I hate him on many.
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Not that we need the plug for Bill Maher, but they tape it live.
► 00:49:15
He hates InfoWars.
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So if you don't even have InfoWars plugged, there's nothing we need to travel, you know, the visitors.
► 00:49:21
We don't even get that many of you said it, but just to piss him off, if you said, it's an InfoWars...
► 00:49:26
Not even Infowars.com.
► 00:49:27
We're winning.
► 00:49:29
I want to see if that gets in there.
► 00:49:30
So promise me you'll do that, alright?
► 00:49:32
You got it.
► 00:49:33
You have my promise.
► 00:49:34
Alright, folks.
► 00:49:35
There goes Roger Stone.
► 00:49:36
I don't know.
► 00:49:37
I didn't watch it.
► 00:49:37
But I do know that, you know, that's Alex Jones pathetically being like, please mention our show.
► 00:49:45
Please mention me.
► 00:49:46
It's not that we need the listeners to mention, but please, please.
► 00:49:51
We're doing great.
► 00:49:52
Please.
► 00:49:53
So, at this point, Roger Stone goes to bed bed, because he's a 70-year-old man, and Alex should have stopped.
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Oh, thank God he didn't.
► 00:50:05
Because as drunk as he sounds and how stupid he's been up till this point, without Roger Stone to ground him, he is losing it.
► 00:50:16
Okay.
► 00:50:16
The rest of this episode, these clips are riddles.
► 00:50:22
They're riddles?
► 00:50:23
Somewhat.
► 00:50:24
It's hard to figure out what he's talking about.
► 00:50:27
All right.
► 00:50:28
So this is what...
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Even more so than regular.
► 00:50:30
Yes.
► 00:50:31
Okay.
► 00:50:31
So this clip is right after Roger Stone leaves.
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Okay.
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Immediately.
► 00:50:35
The moment that Roger Stone is gone.
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I think he says something like, well, Roger Stone's great.
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Or something like that.
► 00:50:41
I might have cut out that, but nothing contextual, nothing...
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Gotcha.
► 00:50:45
Nothing that would make this make sense.
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Okay.
► 00:50:48
So here we go.
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To me, money is literally like a video game, and I'm fighting the big boss at the end of the game.
► 00:50:55
I just need more money to beat them.
► 00:50:57
Money, literally.
► 00:50:59
I mean, after you've got a good car, like me, I mean, why do I have a Dodge Hellcat?
► 00:51:04
I've never bought in my life a $63,000 vehicle.
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Let's go to full screen.
► 00:51:09
I want to talk to people about money.
► 00:51:11
I used to drive like $25,000 Ford trucks.
► 00:51:14
They're awesome.
► 00:51:15
That's all I needed.
► 00:51:16
But then I was like, Ferrari makes this now, and it's 700-something horsepower, and it's America?
► 00:51:23
That's not what Ferrari is.
► 00:51:24
And the local Dodge thing?
► 00:51:25
He's only getting two of them, and he's calling me over?
► 00:51:28
Also, these pauses, he's burping.
► 00:51:30
Okay.
► 00:51:32
What do we think he's drinking?
► 00:51:34
I think it's whiskey.
► 00:51:35
He loves whiskey.
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You think it's pure?
► 00:51:37
Like, what's his whiskey brand?
► 00:51:38
I believe it's Jameson.
► 00:51:39
You think so?
► 00:51:40
I don't want to share that with him.
► 00:51:42
I don't like that my brand of whiskey is his brand of whiskey.
► 00:51:44
I think it might just be because everyone I know drinks Jameson.
► 00:51:47
See, I feel like it's like a wild turkey.
► 00:51:49
I think that's what we're seeing here.
► 00:51:50
I could see that, or like a Jack.
► 00:51:52
Yeah, yeah.
► 00:51:54
No, Jack is Tennessee sour mash.
► 00:51:56
Right.
► 00:51:56
He wouldn't be down with that.
► 00:51:57
Well, he definitely doesn't drink scotch.
► 00:52:00
No.
► 00:52:00
We know that.
► 00:52:01
I don't remember.
► 00:52:02
I know that Joe Rogan mentioned what it was when he was on The Rogan Experience.
► 00:52:07
And also, Rogan and...
► 00:52:08
Joe Rogan called it apple juice, I believe.
► 00:52:10
No, that was Alex.
► 00:52:10
Oh, that was Alex.
► 00:52:11
But Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo have talked about how he was drinking before the episode started.
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Oh, man.
► 00:52:17
So this gives a picture of, like, what a...
► 00:52:18
Like, Alex isn't out in the house.
► 00:52:19
And that was even when Alex wasn't losing all of his money.
► 00:52:23
No.
► 00:52:24
Oh, God.
► 00:52:25
Yep.
► 00:52:26
So, you might think...
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That he's done.
► 00:52:31
Talking about cars?
► 00:52:32
He's not.
► 00:52:33
And I went and test drove it, and I said, I want this Dodge Hellcat Challenger.
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Because you couldn't get a car for $300,000.
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You've got to get a half-million-dollar Ferrari that's as fast.
► 00:52:49
But it wasn't that I even wanted the fast car.
► 00:52:51
Yes, it is.
► 00:52:53
I had a Ford truck.
► 00:52:55
I still have it that's so fast.
► 00:52:57
450 horsepower is faster than I need.
► 00:53:01
It was that it was so Americana and so anti-Al Gore, but also because it was black and just looked like a regular Challenger that it fit into my cosmology, that it doesn't look like a race car, but it is.
► 00:53:19
Who are you trying to convince here, Alex Jones?
► 00:53:20
Is it you or me?
► 00:53:22
Also, what point are you trying to convince?
► 00:53:26
Well, it's Americana, as everybody knows.
► 00:53:30
Dodge Challengers.
► 00:53:31
All Americans dream of buying a Dodge Challenger.
► 00:53:35
Sure, it's in the Constitution.
► 00:53:37
Is that in the Constitution?
► 00:53:38
I think it is.
► 00:53:38
I haven't read it in a while, but yeah.
► 00:53:39
Yeah, which amendment was that?
► 00:53:41
17th.
► 00:53:42
That was the 17th Amendment?
► 00:53:44
Oh, I hope it wasn't.
► 00:53:48
But I do like there he's saying that it's this black car and it doesn't look like it's a race car, but it is, and that fits into his cosmology of things not appearing to be what they are.
► 00:53:59
His cosmology.
► 00:54:00
Right.
► 00:54:00
That's the wrong word.
► 00:54:02
That's definitely the wrong word.
► 00:54:03
What I think he means is his life's philosophy.
► 00:54:06
Right.
► 00:54:06
It's this idea that...
► 00:54:07
Not what Mars in ascendancy has planned for him.
► 00:54:12
No, but I think what he's trying to say is that his life is...
► 00:54:15
Predicated on the belief that things aren't what they appear to be.
► 00:54:19
Okay.
► 00:54:20
That's actually, if he was trying to say that, that would be an interesting thing to say.
► 00:54:25
I might be doing excessive exegesis.
► 00:54:28
You are giving him more credit than he has ever deserved.
► 00:54:32
But we have to, otherwise there's no show.
► 00:54:36
Because otherwise...
► 00:54:37
Otherwise we're just talking about the crazy man on the train yelling about stuff.
► 00:54:40
Yeah, exactly.
► 00:54:41
Otherwise we're like, look at this drunk idiot.
► 00:54:43
I have to at least try and parse out, like, what does he mean by that?
► 00:54:47
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 00:54:48
And I think that's what it is, and I would agree with him that his life is about that, but not in the way he thinks.
► 00:54:54
He thinks that he's saying that I see the hidden reality behind things, or the truth is, like, you are not what you appear to be.
► 00:55:03
You appear to be a conservative talk show host, and you're an out-and-out craven propagandist.
► 00:55:10
Yes.
► 00:55:10
So, I kind of get it.
► 00:55:13
If that's what he's saying.
► 00:55:14
I mean, if that's what he's saying, fine.
► 00:55:16
Again, it might be the twin coming out the ear.
► 00:55:18
That's what I'm thinking.
► 00:55:20
That's what I'm thinking.
► 00:55:21
There does appear to be a part of him that is desperately wanting to come clean.
► 00:55:26
Yeah.
► 00:55:27
Oh, my God.
► 00:55:28
So how far does he go down before he actually does come clean?
► 00:55:34
Do you think he would do it?
► 00:55:36
No.
► 00:55:36
If he finally got fully taken down and he sits there going...
► 00:55:41
We're shuttering the door.
► 00:55:44
And I refuse to rhyme that with whatever the name of his show or website may be.
► 00:55:48
I think that you'd have to have excessive lawsuits that he knows he's dead to rights on.
► 00:55:55
Or something like that.
► 00:55:56
Oh, man.
► 00:55:57
Because it would take more than Glenn Beck.
► 00:55:59
Like, Glenn Beck flipped like that.
► 00:56:01
Yeah.
► 00:56:01
He's flipped and flipped back.
► 00:56:03
He's the worst.
► 00:56:04
Oh, well, I mean, he's a survivor.
► 00:56:07
Sure.
► 00:56:07
Glenn Beck is a cockroach.
► 00:56:08
Yeah.
► 00:56:09
Glenn Beck is going to make it through this.
► 00:56:10
Alex Jones is not going to make it through this.
► 00:56:12
He's going to flame out.
► 00:56:13
Oh, absolutely.
► 00:56:15
And this erratic drunkenness is not going to help.
► 00:56:18
I...
► 00:56:19
No.
► 00:56:21
I was scrambling for some positive way I could say this.
► 00:56:26
But to your question, I think that he's...
► 00:56:29
At this point, if I know Alex like I think I do, I think he is in a battle between not being able to carry the load anymore and how guilty he feels about selling out the last 20 years of his quote-unquote principles and waiting for Trump to go down.
► 00:56:51
And that whole situation with him.
► 00:57:05
And I think that...
► 00:57:07
I think that the last episode we did with the Dennis Montgomery stuff was one attempt to try and flip the narrative and be like, okay, we can go down this path.
► 00:57:16
Everything will be fine.
► 00:57:17
You can't do that.
► 00:57:18
There's no legs there.
► 00:57:19
So now he's going like, all right, fuck.
► 00:57:22
I'm going to be a crusader against pedophilia.
► 00:57:24
And maybe that'll take the attention off the Trump shit for a bit.
► 00:57:27
I think that's him buying time so he doesn't have to face the music.
► 00:57:32
I might be putting, again, I might be giving too much credit.
► 00:57:35
So, well, to me it seems like he does have good people talking to him at InfoWars.
► 00:57:44
Because of that earlier clip where he's like, people have told me to let this go and it'll probably work out.
► 00:57:49
I swear there is somebody at InfoWars who, just a low-level employee who's like, dude, we can still make it through this.
► 00:57:58
Chill.
► 00:57:58
Just don't do...
► 00:58:02
You.
► 00:58:02
For a little while.
► 00:58:04
And then whenever Trump's gone, we'll get right back to not being in the big spotlight.
► 00:58:09
We'll get right back into...
► 00:58:11
I'm 100% guessing it's Roger Stone and Jerome Corsi.
► 00:58:14
You think so?
► 00:58:15
Well, I would assume that those are the only two people he fully respects.
► 00:58:18
Like, Rob Dew can't say that to him.
► 00:58:20
Rob Du can't say shit.
► 00:58:21
Rob Du does show up later at the end of this episode.
► 00:58:24
Just wandering in like a homeless man?
► 00:58:27
He's probably the only other person in the studio.
► 00:58:29
Just with his bindle on his head?
► 00:58:30
He might as well, but he shows up and he gets on mic.
► 00:58:33
He's sitting at the desk with Alex.
► 00:58:35
Alex won't even look at him.
► 00:58:37
Alex is talking and facing the other direction.
► 00:58:40
Oh, God, that's so beautiful.
► 00:58:42
I can't imagine Paul Joseph Watson...
► 00:58:44
Has any sagely advice to give him?
► 00:58:46
No, PJ Dubs.
► 00:58:47
Have we heard anything from Leanne McAdoo in a while?
► 00:58:50
Has she not even been on?
► 00:58:52
She has.
► 00:58:52
Just, I don't give a shit.
► 00:58:53
Right.
► 00:58:54
Okay.
► 00:58:54
I'm just worried that whenever you don't mention these other people, I'm like...
► 00:58:59
They're still around.
► 00:58:59
How much money is he losing that he can't even afford these people?
► 00:59:03
When do we just stop seeing them and he never mentions it because he can't pay them?
► 00:59:07
Well, even like Pizzagate Joe Biggs is back a little bit.
► 00:59:10
Oh, really?
► 00:59:10
He's back doing some reports.
► 00:59:12
Yeah, but he's not getting paid.
► 00:59:13
At Rambo Biggs on Twitter.
► 00:59:15
Anyway.
► 00:59:16
Yeah, he's getting paid in exposure.
► 00:59:18
Yeah, yeah.
► 00:59:18
Quote, unquote.
► 00:59:19
He's doing propaganda on spec.
► 00:59:24
So here we go.
► 00:59:25
We've got to get through the rest of this clip about Alex's cars.
► 00:59:29
Is that what we're talking about?
► 00:59:30
We're still there.
► 00:59:32
And the reason I raise that is once you've got a car to carry your kids to school and another car to drive to work in and a house, I'm like wanting to downsize from my four-bedroom, but I've got a bunch of children.
► 00:59:52
I got four children.
► 00:59:53
Never talked about it on air, but there's four now.
► 00:59:55
And because there's so many threats against little sweethearts.
► 01:00:02
But I'm like, you're just going to have to be in the same room together because I don't like living in rich people neighborhoods.
► 01:00:09
And it's not that I'm even against the upper middle class neighborhood I live in.
► 01:00:12
It just doesn't feel good.
► 01:00:15
I'm trying to find some big compound in some blue collar area.
► 01:00:20
A big compound in a blue-collar area.
► 01:00:23
And I'm not...
► 01:00:24
It's not like I'm some fake leftist that lives in a rich area and then says that I'm against rich.
► 01:00:30
I want you to be wealthy, to be independent, but it's not my God.
► 01:00:36
Like, I think I'm going to sell my car just because I've had it two years.
► 01:00:40
I don't need something really fast.
► 01:00:41
I never drive it fast.
► 01:00:42
I just need to be more humble and just go back to my Ford F-150.
► 01:00:46
Might need to sell my car for money.
► 01:00:48
Need money.
► 01:00:49
Also, why is this on air?
► 01:00:50
I have no idea what's going on right now.
► 01:00:53
He's rambling about his kids?
► 01:00:55
The reason I screamed at you to hold on was because he was getting to that point where he's like, I got four kids.
► 01:01:00
I haven't really said that on air.
► 01:01:02
He's had another kid.
► 01:01:04
He's had another kid?
► 01:01:05
Yeah, I don't know when he had it, but he, like, recently...
► 01:01:07
It's 45. As recently as a few months ago, he said three.
► 01:01:12
He said three.
► 01:01:13
Yeah.
► 01:01:13
So he's had another kid pretty recently.
► 01:01:15
All right.
► 01:01:17
Posit this question.
► 01:01:18
Right.
► 01:01:19
Illegitimate kid.
► 01:01:20
Probably.
► 01:01:20
It has to be, right?
► 01:01:21
Well, I think he just recently had a divorce, too.
► 01:01:24
Yeah.
► 01:01:24
I don't know if that's true, though.
► 01:01:26
Whose kid is this?
► 01:01:28
I don't know.
► 01:01:29
Can we find this information?
► 01:01:30
Again, this is irrelevant to us.
► 01:01:32
That's true.
► 01:01:32
This is not what we...
► 01:01:34
We're not a gossip show.
► 01:01:35
No.
► 01:01:35
But we do want to occasionally find out more about Alex Jones' personal life.
► 01:01:42
Absolutely.
► 01:01:42
But his kids are off limits.
► 01:01:44
Okay.
► 01:01:44
But I do think that it's...
► 01:01:45
Even if one is 26 and he just met it.
► 01:01:48
It.
► 01:01:49
Met it.
► 01:01:50
I think that's the gender mutual pronoun.
► 01:01:52
That's how I think of children.
► 01:01:53
Them.
► 01:01:54
It's.
► 01:01:55
Ugh.
► 01:01:55
But the idea that he doesn't talk about his kids on the air because there's so many threats against the little sweethearts, that's weird.
► 01:02:04
See, that's...
► 01:02:05
That falls right in line with his paranoia.
► 01:02:08
Yeah, that's a gentle soul underneath that, though.
► 01:02:12
A broken...
► 01:02:14
Gentle is not the word I would use.
► 01:02:16
Hurting.
► 01:02:17
Paranoia.
► 01:02:18
Drunk.
► 01:02:19
Anyway, here we go.
► 01:02:21
The next clip.
► 01:02:22
The point is, I'm not doing what I do for money.
► 01:02:25
I would chop my right arm off right now with a guillotine.
► 01:02:29
Do it.
► 01:02:30
To defeat the globalist.
► 01:02:32
Doesn't mean some utopia is coming.
► 01:02:34
It doesn't mean that...
► 01:02:36
You know, I've got all the answers.
► 01:02:41
It's just, I'm not out to get people.
► 01:02:46
And...
► 01:02:47
I didn't put in pauses.
► 01:02:52
Nope.
► 01:02:52
This is how he's talking.
► 01:02:54
This is him just searching for any thread.
► 01:02:58
Yeah, yeah.
► 01:02:59
Any thread.
► 01:02:59
So here's the thread he does find.
► 01:03:01
Again, when you've got the third biggest radio show in the country, the normal talk show host would make $10 million a year or more.
► 01:03:12
I'm, gross-wise, probably the second highest paid talk show host in the country now.
► 01:03:19
Not the third most listened to.
► 01:03:21
Definitely not.
► 01:03:21
That's listened by talkers and others.
► 01:03:25
No possible way is he.
► 01:03:27
I pulled up Forbes' list of the top radio hosts of 2016.
► 01:03:32
They have a list of that?
► 01:03:34
Yeah, the highest paid radio hosts of 2016.
► 01:03:38
Number six, Glenn Beck made $16 million last year.
► 01:03:41
Whoa.
► 01:03:41
Bill O 'Reilly comes in at number five, $18.5 million.
► 01:03:45
Just on his radio show?
► 01:03:46
Apparently, yeah.
► 01:03:47
Fuck.
► 01:03:48
I mean, a heavy syndication for that.
► 01:03:50
Yeah, that's true.
► 01:03:51
Number four, Sean Hannity.
► 01:03:52
Yeah, I was going to say, Hannity's radio show is probably the...
► 01:03:55
29 million at number four.
► 01:03:58
Yeah.
► 01:03:58
Number three, plot twist, Ryan Seacrest, because he has that morning show.
► 01:04:04
Oh, that makes sense.
► 01:04:05
$55 million.
► 01:04:06
Everybody inexplicably likes or tolerates Ryan Seacrest.
► 01:04:10
He's charming as hell.
► 01:04:10
He's charming in a robot way.
► 01:04:12
Eh, it's fine, but that's what people like there.
► 01:04:14
That's why they listen to, like, Delilah and shit.
► 01:04:16
Ah.
► 01:04:16
Number two.
► 01:04:18
Rush Limbaugh with $79 million.
► 01:04:22
And number one, Howard Stern with $85 million.
► 01:04:24
Howard Stern's not on the list, even, of the top six.
► 01:04:27
I constantly forget that Howard Stern is still around.
► 01:04:31
Yeah, yeah.
► 01:04:32
It's easy to forget because we're adults.
► 01:04:33
Yeah, right?
► 01:04:34
We've moved on.
► 01:04:36
$85 million?
► 01:04:38
Yeah, so that's the top six paid.
► 01:04:43
Where is Alex Jones at?
► 01:04:45
He's not even in the conversation.
► 01:04:46
He's not even on the list at all that I can find.
► 01:04:50
Like we've talked about, I can't get a Freedom of Information Act going for his finances.
► 01:04:57
I can't find that.
► 01:04:58
I don't know.
► 01:04:58
But I can find a list of listenership.
► 01:05:02
The top listenerships of radio shows.
► 01:05:05
Right, right.
► 01:05:05
Number one in the country is Morning Edition on NPR as a listener base of 14.7 million listeners a week.
► 01:05:13
Okay.
► 01:05:13
Number two, All Things Considered, also on NPR, 14.4 million listeners.
► 01:05:18
Number three, Rush Limbaugh.
► 01:05:20
13.25 million listeners every week.
► 01:05:23
That's so sad.
► 01:05:24
Sean Hannity comes in at number four with 12.5 million.
► 01:05:27
That's also sad.
► 01:05:28
Delilah, the aforementioned Delilah, comes in after that with her request line show, pulling in an average of 8.8 million listeners a week.
► 01:05:37
All right.
► 01:05:38
I'm neutral.
► 01:05:39
A little bit down here.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11th on the list, The Savage Nation, Michael Savage's show.
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Ugh.
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5.25 million listeners a week.
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Ugh.
► 01:05:51
Which is good, but it's still substantially below Alex's fake statistics.
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Not for humanity.
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No.
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Coast to Coast AM, a little bit further down the list.
► 01:06:01
I love Coast to Coast.
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I love it.
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Love hearing alien talk.
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Alright, alright.
► 01:06:08
Well, I did love it until I realized that George Nori is like an Obama birther.
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And anti-vax guy.
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I have never listened to Coast to Coast.
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I do not know what you're talking about.
► 01:06:17
Goddammit, it's so good.
► 01:06:18
It's overnights, and George Norrie, well, it used to be Art Bell, but then he fled to the Philippines.
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What?
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He just wanted to get off the grid.
► 01:06:26
Oh, okay.
► 01:06:27
So he moved to an island.
► 01:06:28
That's smart.
► 01:06:29
He wasn't being chased or anything like that.
► 01:06:31
If I were Alex Jones right now, that is exactly what I'd do.
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I would get the fuck out.
► 01:06:35
So George Norrie took over.
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Wherever extradition laws are the hardest.
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Yeah.
► 01:06:41
George Norrie took over, and he's this smooth-as-shit guy.
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He used to do, like, evening radio in St. Louis.
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He's just awesome.
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And he talks about, like, ghosts and aliens and ancient civilizations and stuff like that.
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They just do overnights.
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And what makes the show so special is most of the time is open lines.
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So he ends up just taking calls from people who have ghosts in their house and shit like that.
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It's awesome.
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Okay.
► 01:07:07
All right.
► 01:07:07
Unfortunately, I realized...
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I'm going to take your word for it.
► 01:07:13
As conservative, as crazy conservative as a lot of these people like the Michael Savages, but he just hides it with alien talk.
► 01:07:20
How do you combine that with aliens and ghosts?
► 01:07:23
He generally doesn't.
► 01:07:25
No, I know, but how is it that you feel that way while at the same time...
► 01:07:30
Look, I believe in small government.
► 01:07:32
I'm a Christian.
► 01:07:33
I really believe that the Bible is a good thing.
► 01:07:36
Also, aliens and ghosts are coming around all over the place!
► 01:07:41
He did an interesting interview with Duncan Trussell where he talks about some of that stuff.
► 01:07:46
Every interview with Duncan Trussell is...
► 01:07:48
He is interesting while at the same time being weirdly tedious.
► 01:07:53
And a little frustrating.
► 01:07:54
Yeah, exactly.
► 01:07:54
But I do love the guy.
► 01:07:56
So if you wanted more insight into sort of his position, that interview with Trussell is really good.
► 01:08:01
But that's Coast to Coast AM.
► 01:08:03
They have 2.75 million listeners a week.
► 01:08:07
Okay.
► 01:08:07
On this entire list that goes down like the top 20 listened to radio shows in the country.
► 01:08:12
Alex Jones is not among them.
► 01:08:14
Not at all.
► 01:08:15
Okay.
► 01:08:16
The last one on the list, 2.5 million, the Kim Commando show.
► 01:08:19
That gives you some context.
► 01:08:21
Have you ever heard of the Kim Commando show?
► 01:08:23
No.
► 01:08:23
Conceivably what this means, because these numbers are based on Nielsen, they're based on professional aggregates, Alex is on terrestrial radio.
► 01:08:34
He would be covered by those statistics.
► 01:08:37
He would have to be.
► 01:08:38
And the fact that they do include the Glenn Beck program, they include Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, again, Coast to Coast AM.
► 01:08:47
But every radio station has to pay to syndicate those shows.
► 01:08:51
Not always.
► 01:08:52
We don't know what their affiliate rules are.
► 01:08:54
We have no idea.
► 01:08:55
However, we do know...
► 01:08:56
You do not have to pay for the Alex Jones show.
► 01:08:59
Nope, we found his contract.
► 01:09:01
His very public contract.
► 01:09:02
The point that I'm making is that you have NPR on the same list as Michael Savage.
► 01:09:07
There's clearly no bias in this list.
► 01:09:09
Right.
► 01:09:09
This list is statistical.
► 01:09:12
Yes.
► 01:09:12
And the fact that Alex Jones is not on there means that his actual radio audience is less than 2.5 million people a week.
► 01:09:20
It has to be.
► 01:09:21
Now, he does have a number of people who watch his videos on YouTube.
► 01:09:25
Right.
► 01:09:25
There are people who listen directly through the website.
► 01:09:28
Right.
► 01:09:28
But it can't possibly...
► 01:09:30
No way.
► 01:09:31
...end up being...
► 01:09:33
Question.
► 01:09:34
Do you think he's gained listeners since he's become a...
► 01:09:38
What?
► 01:09:40
Like a...
► 01:09:40
What would you call him now?
► 01:09:41
Like a boogeyman?
► 01:09:42
Like somebody that...
► 01:09:42
He's always been a boogeyman.
► 01:09:43
No, he's always been a boogeyman, but one that is much more in the spotlight.
► 01:09:47
Like, I've seen...
► 01:09:49
On the internet, just the whole internet?
► 01:09:52
No, I think people like watching the memes.
► 01:09:54
I don't think anyone's listening to his actual show.
► 01:09:56
No, that's what I'm saying.
► 01:09:57
But do you think that he's gained listeners as a response to that?
► 01:10:03
Because now with the way the world works...
► 01:10:06
Maybe.
► 01:10:07
Like that fucking guy who fucking murdered Trayvon will not say his name.
► 01:10:13
I hope he gets hit by a truck.
► 01:10:17
But whenever that happened, he got millions for his defense fund just because conservators are like, no, it's fine to kill black people.
► 01:10:26
They're fucking monsters.
► 01:10:28
I think it's possible that as a backlash to this making fun of him, people who would be inclined to agree with Alex have rallied around a little bit.
► 01:10:35
Yeah, exactly.
► 01:10:36
But, statistically speaking, based on these numbers that we have from the Nielsen ratings...
► 01:10:41
Not in effect.
► 01:10:42
Well, it can't possibly be this.
► 01:10:45
And I'll be honest with you.
► 01:10:46
We know we reach 45 million people a week on a bad week now.
► 01:10:51
The fact that we bring in the amount of money we bring in, and my crew is impressed with that, it's nothing.
► 01:10:59
Hell, the Super Bowl has 80 million viewers and brings in $500 million or whatever.
► 01:11:05
We have that amount of viewers a week, a month guaranteed, and it's a fraction.
► 01:11:10
And it's not about the money, but it shows how we're as big as they are bigger.
► 01:11:15
It's about the money when you don't have any.
► 01:11:17
But we don't have the big corporations and the elite who know they're advertising in a failure, who know they're putting money in that doesn't bring back 10% of what they invest, but they're tithing to prop up their lie.
► 01:11:30
Nope.
► 01:11:30
Nope!
► 01:11:31
Also, the idea that 45 million people are watching a week is...
► 01:11:35
45 million people don't do anything together.
► 01:11:38
It's ludicrous.
► 01:11:39
There are zero things that 45 million people all do at the same time.
► 01:11:43
It's absolutely ludicrous.
► 01:11:45
That number is unbelievable.
► 01:11:46
Like, the Super Bowl is getting down close to 45 million now.
► 01:11:51
Well, yeah, I mean, the numbers are down for that, sure.
► 01:11:55
Yeah.
► 01:11:56
No, 45 million people do not agree on anything anymore.
► 01:11:59
For context...
► 01:12:00
That would be Rush Limbaugh's audience times three.
► 01:12:04
Yeah.
► 01:12:04
That's impossible.
► 01:12:05
It's just absolutely impossible.
► 01:12:08
There's no way.
► 01:12:09
There's no way.
► 01:12:10
I mean, maybe worldwide?
► 01:12:14
Nope, that's not possible either.
► 01:12:16
Nope.
► 01:12:17
So we now go to...
► 01:12:19
I was offered a million dollars a year.
► 01:12:23
Three million dollars.
► 01:12:25
Ten million dollars.
► 01:12:27
$12 million.
► 01:12:28
Back when I was only on like 20-something radio stations in the late nights.
► 01:12:31
$1,000 million.
► 01:12:33
A billion million dollars.
► 01:12:35
And so I always hear how, oh, I'm a sellout because some person that actually isn't involved just can feel like a big man by saying, oh, Alex Jones, he's a sellout.
► 01:12:45
He works for the system or this made-up crap or whatever.
► 01:12:48
We lease a satellite from Clear Channel or AT&T.
► 01:12:51
We work for them because we lease a satellite.
► 01:12:53
That's probably a Samsung TV right there.
► 01:12:55
What company is that?
► 01:12:56
I don't know what I'm missing.
► 01:12:57
We work for Samsung.
► 01:12:59
It is a Samsung.
► 01:13:00
And it isn't about me.
► 01:13:02
It's just that I'm just an average guy.
► 01:13:03
If I can be true and have these effects, you can as well.
► 01:13:06
And it's the crew and the listeners that make all this possible.
► 01:13:09
I'm just an average guy with a $300,000 car!
► 01:13:14
Just like every average guy.
► 01:13:16
$300,000 car!
► 01:13:18
Joe the Plumber!
► 01:13:19
Oh, man, I'm so average.
► 01:13:21
This Dodge Hellcat Charger pays for itself!
► 01:13:24
You know, like you, the average InfoWars listener.
► 01:13:27
I might sell it.
► 01:13:30
Now that is something that the average InfoWars listener can relate to.
► 01:13:34
I want to apologize.
► 01:13:35
We jumped right into that clip because...
► 01:13:37
Whatever the operating system in Gmail that plays audio attachments...
► 01:13:42
Has changed overnight, apparently.
► 01:13:44
And I can no longer load up clips and have them at the ready to press play.
► 01:13:47
I just have to launch them.
► 01:13:49
So, sorry, I'm still getting used to not being able to give the setup.
► 01:13:53
Oh, somebody is going to tweet at you about how you are so wrong.
► 01:13:58
I'm a fuck-up.
► 01:13:59
Or they're going to teach you how to do it right.
► 01:14:01
Maybe.
► 01:14:01
Upgrade your UI!
► 01:14:02
Alright, fine.
► 01:14:04
Everything I am is truthful.
► 01:14:06
That's why if I actually want to cuss, which I haven't wanted to do in 20 years, I can't help it.
► 01:14:11
I'm doing it now on air because I'm so pissed, man.
► 01:14:14
Things are so clear.
► 01:14:16
And I don't sit here and say, buy our products so that I can have a bigger house to impress people.
► 01:14:34
In fact, I want to live in the country.
► 01:14:36
And just to have a big enough house where a family comes, they got a bed to stay on, not the couch.
► 01:14:41
You really thought that something was coming there, right?
► 01:14:44
Other than people?
► 01:14:45
I wanted anything.
► 01:14:46
I wanted anything.
► 01:14:48
George Soros.
► 01:14:49
Any specific.
► 01:14:51
I don't buy stuff.
► 01:14:55
All right.
► 01:14:55
Thanks, Alex.
► 01:14:56
Thanks.
► 01:14:56
We got it.
► 01:14:58
We got it, buddy.
► 01:14:59
Yeah.
► 01:14:59
And a pool swimming is like a pool.
► 01:15:01
You know, a pool, a car.
► 01:15:03
That's...
► 01:15:04
And I can fly somewhere and I can take care of medicine.
► 01:15:07
I just want money to live just like you do.
► 01:15:10
And the globalists know that.
► 01:15:11
They want to keep you at a level where you don't get the money you need to live so that you have to capitulate to them to even operate.
► 01:15:18
Oh, that's exactly what he thinks is happening.
► 01:15:22
He thinks they're taking away his money, so he has to change his opinion.
► 01:15:27
Right, and they're taking away his deep-earth crystals.
► 01:15:29
I hate it when somebody takes away my deep-earth crystals.
► 01:15:32
That's what the globalists want.
► 01:15:34
They want all the deep-earth crystals.
► 01:15:37
And the stupid thing is, don't talk about how you don't want money in your sales pitch.
► 01:15:43
It's too obvious.
► 01:15:45
Yeah, yeah.
► 01:15:47
It's very much me thinks he doth is a dick.
► 01:15:52
Yeah, he doth a dick.
► 01:15:53
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 01:15:53
I mean, whenever I have asked for donations to the Patreon or whatever, I always walk it back a little bit.
► 01:15:59
Because you don't want money.
► 01:16:00
I don't care if someone gives me money.
► 01:16:02
I would like it.
► 01:16:04
Oh, you just don't even...
► 01:16:05
It's not about the money for you.
► 01:16:07
It's not about buying your third home.
► 01:16:10
You know.
► 01:16:11
From the money you give from your Patreon.
► 01:16:13
You mean my shitty apartment in Chicago?
► 01:16:14
Yes.
► 01:16:15
My third shitty apartment?
► 01:16:16
Yes.
► 01:16:16
The lovely room.
► 01:16:18
This place isn't that shitty.
► 01:16:19
But be that as it may, I mean, it's stupid of me to even compare myself to him in terms of the public.
► 01:16:28
When I ask for donations, it's like, give or don't give!
► 01:16:31
And I mean it.
► 01:16:32
Well, we have 46 million listeners, though.
► 01:16:34
That's true.
► 01:16:35
We have 1 million more listeners than Alex Jones does.
► 01:16:38
And I can prove it.
► 01:16:40
I think that's why he hates us so much.
► 01:16:41
Probably.
► 01:16:42
Bring up that Forbes list of highest paid podcasts.
► 01:16:45
Have you considered whether or not we have been...
► 01:16:49
You know, because George Soros offered us...
► 01:16:51
Number three, Scott Aukerman.
► 01:16:52
Well, yeah, that sounds about right.
► 01:16:54
Number two...
► 01:16:55
Did you literally have that list right in front of you?
► 01:16:57
Number two is...
► 01:17:00
Mark Barron.
► 01:17:03
Yeah?
► 01:17:04
Number one, Knowledge Fight.
► 01:17:06
No, I was making up that list.
► 01:17:08
I have no idea.
► 01:17:09
Okay.
► 01:17:10
Jesus Christ.
► 01:17:11
You started playing with your computer the same way you did with the radio host list.
► 01:17:15
You fucking sold me on it.
► 01:17:17
I'm good at space work.
► 01:17:18
You're good.
► 01:17:18
You're a liar.
► 01:17:19
You're a liar.
► 01:17:20
So now Alex Jones doesn't, like I'm saying, he doesn't want money.
► 01:17:23
But now in this next clip, he's going to explain what he does want.
► 01:17:27
Love.
► 01:17:27
The love of his father.
► 01:17:28
We all know that it's the love of his father.
► 01:17:30
Too busy hugging those teeth.
► 01:17:34
So, in this clip, he is also, because he's so drunk, he's going to end up getting sidetracked.
► 01:17:40
He's going to misuse scripture, again.
► 01:17:43
Our favorite.
► 01:17:44
Our favorite little corner on this podcast.
► 01:17:45
Also, he's going to blaspheme.
► 01:17:48
Excellent.
► 01:17:49
I love it when he backs to back.
► 01:17:50
But in this new paradigm, they're saying they want to censor us.
► 01:17:53
They're shutting us down.
► 01:17:55
Every week, the last few months, they're just chopping in.
► 01:17:59
And my lust, and I don't mean that in a bad way, but my drive, my ambition, is to reach new people.
► 01:18:06
I need you.
► 01:18:07
And to pay our crew that work hard more.
► 01:18:11
And to hire a new crew and to expand.
► 01:18:17
And so I used to see the preachers, a lot of them corrupt and bad when I was growing up in Dallas.
► 01:18:21
My parents had dragged me to church.
► 01:18:23
God, I hated it.
► 01:18:24
All right, good.
► 01:18:25
Saying, like, the widow's mite.
► 01:18:27
You know, she had nothing.
► 01:18:28
She had some oil and whatever, but her and her daughter were going to starve to death, but she gave a little bit of money, and then God gave them all this big bounty because they did it.
► 01:18:36
Not that scripture.
► 01:18:37
Not it at all.
► 01:18:38
I don't want the widow's mite.
► 01:18:39
God didn't give them shit.
► 01:18:41
Jesus just was like, cool, man.
► 01:18:44
I want...
► 01:18:46
The people that are sitting out there that are middle class or wealthy and who think they got where they are with those stocks and bonds giving nothing to nobody.
► 01:19:00
Or maybe they gave something to some dumbass church that pushes a bunch of globalism.
► 01:19:06
What is he fucking talking about?
► 01:19:08
He hates the church.
► 01:19:09
He hates the church.
► 01:19:11
Which is the bride of Christ.
► 01:19:12
Yes.
► 01:19:12
But also, I want to say...
► 01:19:14
That what he just said there, you middle class and rich people who have all these stocks and haven't given shit to anybody, you think that makes you wealthy.
► 01:19:25
He is saying an analog of Obama's you didn't build your business.
► 01:19:30
Oh, shit.
► 01:19:32
You're right.
► 01:19:33
That did not occur to me.
► 01:19:35
The spirit of what he's saying and he's so mad about is the exact same spirit as this thing.
► 01:19:43
That a black president said and he got furious about.
► 01:19:46
He is the worst.
► 01:19:47
He is the worst?
► 01:19:48
He literally doesn't know the words that are coming out of his mouth.
► 01:19:51
Can we just one time get something like that and then...
► 01:20:00
Have him look in a mirror.
► 01:20:02
Nope.
► 01:20:02
And just see himself for the first time.
► 01:20:04
He's too drunk to focus when he looks in the mirror.
► 01:20:07
Anyway, also...
► 01:20:08
I'm looking at two Alex Joneses.
► 01:20:10
This is my dream.
► 01:20:11
This is so great.
► 01:20:11
There's two of me.
► 01:20:12
I want to have sex with both of you.
► 01:20:13
I'm going to take another shot.
► 01:20:14
Maybe it'll be three.
► 01:20:16
So, but you also...
► 01:20:17
I can get three times as much done right now.
► 01:20:19
You picked up on the fact that he was...
► 01:20:21
That Bible verse...
► 01:20:22
Or that little parable that he tried to paraphrase was...
► 01:20:26
Bananas.
► 01:20:27
He seems to think it was a lottery that Jesus was running.
► 01:20:30
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 01:20:31
You got nothing, but you pitched in a little bit.
► 01:20:33
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, big winner!
► 01:20:35
That's not what happened.
► 01:20:38
One, it's a bummer that we both instantly know that biblical verse right there.
► 01:20:45
But he could not have gotten it more wrong.
► 01:20:49
The idea is like riches in heaven.
► 01:20:51
Yeah.
► 01:20:52
The idea is she had nothing to give.
► 01:20:55
But yet she placed such a high priority on the church and the good works.
► 01:20:59
Her penny is more valuable than your thousands of dollars.
► 01:21:03
Right, and it's because of what it means to her.
► 01:21:05
Exactly.
► 01:21:06
Alex seems to think that the point of it is...
► 01:21:10
But even then, that verse ends with, her reward will be in heaven, because I ain't paying for shit.
► 01:21:16
And she'll be there soon.
► 01:21:17
Exactly.
► 01:21:19
Look...
► 01:21:19
That lady cannot afford healthcare.
► 01:21:22
She needs that penny so bad.
► 01:21:24
But she's giving it to me.
► 01:21:26
So when she dies, oh man.
► 01:21:30
Good stuff?
► 01:21:31
I don't know.
► 01:21:32
Heaven's cool?
► 01:21:33
Guys, I'm bad at being Jesus.
► 01:21:35
Even if it's an 1,000 to 1 return rate, that's still only 10 bucks.
► 01:21:40
That's not good.
► 01:21:43
What's the exchange rate on heaven bucks?
► 01:21:47
Hopefully it's better than dollar to euro.
► 01:21:49
Well, after Brexit, it's a lot less than you might expect.
► 01:21:52
He says some more bad things about the church, as I recall.
► 01:21:54
Okay, good.
► 01:21:55
When you buy water filters, you're not drinking glyphosates and all the other chemicals, hundreds of them.
► 01:22:01
You buy X2.
► 01:22:02
It changed my life.
► 01:22:03
I know it's real.
► 01:22:04
You buy bio-trust selenium.
► 01:22:06
It's game-changing.
► 01:22:07
You buy heirloom seeds that are non-GMO pollinated.
► 01:22:11
You can grow a whole damn forest out of it.
► 01:22:14
It makes no seeds forever.
► 01:22:15
Everything I do empowers you.
► 01:22:19
But you have to buy into life and the regenerative process of creativity to not be part of the satanic system.
► 01:22:30
And I realized everything I do has to benefit me and everybody involved.
► 01:22:36
Huh.
► 01:22:38
Regenerative process of creativity.
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Regenerative.
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You mispronounced his...
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I apologize.
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What's in parentheses S-I-C.
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I guess it's almost become an old hat for us to point out how drunk he is.
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I like it.
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I just wish we could see him get more drunk.
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I did, because I was watching the video.
► 01:23:03
Does he get more drunk as the two hours go along?
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Yes, because he has that cup with him.
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Okay.
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And I will say this, at the end of it, he looks deflated.
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And the last clip I'm going to play is someone who stayed at a party too long.
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It's that kind of a conversation he's having with Rob Dew at the end of that.
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So this next clip coming up, I don't want to spoil anything, but I...
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I will say that I've done some research into what he's talking about.
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Okay.
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And he is off base.
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But please don't talk over this because he has to tell a story.
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Not going to talk at all.
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All right.
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I was talking to a New York art dealer about a decade ago in New York.
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Strangely enough, I was at Trump Tower in a penthouse with one of the heirs of a major restaurant chain.
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But I've been out on their big yacht driving around New York that day after 9-11 at a memorial.
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And I said, they were talking about art displays where people would pay $50 million for a skull with some rhinestones on it that somebody with leprosy jacked off on, you know, stuff like that.
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And I was like, why would you spend $50 million on something so ugly and pathetic?
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And the guy looked at me and he goes, you don't get it, Alex, do you?
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That's religious.
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That $50 million could feed hundreds of thousands of African starving children.
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And the fact that they gave it to some weird degenerate artist for a skull with rhinestones, not even real diamonds.
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A skull maybe worth $500.
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And then they metaphorically...
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Gave their seed to death, not to a woman to create life.
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It was worshipping death.
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It was a death offering, a death cult offering of $54 million, the newspaper, to a semen-covered skull.
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And then you understand everything.
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And I was like, oh my God.
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He goes, oh yeah.
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They go and they pay millions a week for art and they go back to their penthouses and they burn it.
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He goes, why do they burn it?
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I go, because that was money for poor people.
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Exactly.
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It's as good as killing a kid, killing innocents.
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If you can take something and then take $50 million you ripped off from stockholders, and you can buy a skull covered in diseased semen, and you can worship that skull, that is so satanic.
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Ching.
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Spreading our links, spreading our articles.
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I mean, you can Google Wall Street's addiction to degenerate art.
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It was like a Wall Street Journal article, or maybe was it a New Yorker magazine?
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But they make a joke about it.
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So, that is so awesome.
► 01:26:13
That story is so awesome.
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A semen-covered skull.
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Would you like to know what he's talking about?
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I...
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I kind of don't.
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I just want to live in a world where a semen-colored skull, a semen-covered skull, a semen-colored skull would be good, too.
► 01:26:27
To be fair, most skulls are semen-colored.
► 01:26:29
That's true.
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Give or take.
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Not my semen.
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Oh, boy.
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So, I did some research.
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I can find no evidence that semen plays into this at all.
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Especially leprosy semen.
► 01:26:41
I couldn't even find that on, like, crazy blogs.
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Like, I was even looking at World News Daily and, like...
► 01:26:47
Daily Caller, any salacious...
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What is he fucking talking about?
► 01:26:52
So, he's talking about this sculpture called For the Love of God.
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And it was created by an artist named Damien Hirst in 2007.
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Oh, I've heard of him.
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So, what he did was he took a skull...
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I'm very continental.
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Yeah, very.
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So, he took a skull and he made a cast of it and then made a platinum cast of the skull.
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Right.
► 01:27:11
And covered it with 8,601 actual flawless diamonds.
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Not Alex Jones' fake diamonds.
► 01:27:18
Nope.
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8,601 real diamonds.
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Where did he get those?
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They were actually, he did document that they were ethically sourced.
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Oh!
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So they weren't blood diamonds or anything like that.
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Well, they were semen diamonds.
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It's a very different type of diamond.
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The name of the work, in case you were thinking it is some sort of religious thing, For the Love of God being the name of it, it's based on a quote from his mom.
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Damien Hirst's mom would see his art and she would say, For the Love of God, what are you going to do next?
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Right.
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And so it's a reference to his mom's quote.
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It has nothing to do necessarily with actual God.
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Right.
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So there are teeth on it that he bought legally.
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They're actual human teeth.
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And then in the middle...
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From?
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I don't know.
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Alex Jones' dad.
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Possibly.
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And then he also has a giant...
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I assume Alex Jones' dad wears a ring of teeth.
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And there's a giant pink diamond on the forehead.
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That's sort of the centerpiece of it.
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If you want to take a look at it, it's right here.
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That's the For Love of God piece.
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That is...
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Such a bummer.
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Kind of.
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It's such a bummer.
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It's a little bit of a bummer because it is excessive in some ways.
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It cost 14 million pounds for him to make because of all the diamonds and platinum.
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Oh yeah?
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Is that why?
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I thought it was because of the labor.
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The joke of Alex is like, they paid 54 million dollars for a semen-covered skull.
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He couldn't sell it.
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No one would buy it.
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Why?
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Why would you?
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Yeah.
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He ended up having to buy it along with a consortium.
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So he put together a collection of people who bought it in order for him to get his cost back.
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So at the end of the day, Damien Hirst ended up essentially breaking even for this piece of art that he made.
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But the interesting thing about this, there's two things that I think are really interesting, and I'm not into art, so I don't know a whole lot.
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But when I was looking into it, one of the things was the commentary that people had, like critics have, which is the modern art genre really is publicity.
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Right.
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Publicity and marketing is really one of the most modern art forms.
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Yes.
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And so the idea that he was able to use publicity and get people to talk about this thing that he made is really what is more impressive.
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Right.
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The idea that a lot of people don't know if he has sold it or who bought it, it gives intrigue and stuff like that.
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That's one of the things that the art world is really interested in in his piece.
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Right.
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The second thing...
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Is that the art, for the love of God, is considered in the genre of a memento mori.
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Right.
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Which is an art piece that is designed to remind you of your mortality.
► 01:29:53
Right.
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So essentially one of the reviews of it that art historian Rudy Fuchs observed is, The skull is out of this world, celestial almost.
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It proclaims victory over death.
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At the same time it represents death as something infinitely more relentless.
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Compared to the tearful sadness of...
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Fuck you.
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I know, but that's art people talk, man.
► 01:30:19
So the idea of it, though, is kind of interesting in that you have a skull, which is kind of the symbol of death, and then you have attached to it platinum and thousands of real diamonds.
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Right.
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And it does take the piss out of materialism and money in some ways.
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It is supposed to have some commentary.
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Now, whether it's successful or not is another story.
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I have no idea.
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I'm not an art critic.
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Right.
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But it's not some stupid piece.
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There was a point that he was trying to make.
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And he is a legitimate artist.
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He is someone who has put out tons of work.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, my first reaction to that is, go fuck yourself.
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Sure.
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It's a waste of diamonds.
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Yeah, well, like diamonds are something that we need.
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They're forever.
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No, it's...
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But his whole idea that, like...
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Also, I do think he used semen as glue for those diamonds.
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It's possible.
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I think that's obvious.
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It's a great adhesive.
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I think everybody knows that.
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Yeah.
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It's a great adhesive.
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Semen!
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It's a great adhesive!
► 01:31:22
That's gonna be my commercial for this podcast.
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Hey guys, we're selling jizz.
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Hey, we're putting iodine in it.
► 01:31:28
It's deep earth crystals and deep earth balls.
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No, we lost our deep earth semen crystals.
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Oh, did we lose our deep earth semen balls?
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We did.
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Oh, I gotcha.
► 01:31:36
But the idea, the very idea that someone is paying $54 million for this, again, didn't happen.
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Nope.
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But then the idea that they're doing it to deprive kids who they could be saving or whatever is stupid.
► 01:31:47
That's...
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That's absolutely insane.
► 01:31:50
It is a nonsense argument.
► 01:31:51
It's possible he was on a yacht with someone and they lied to him.
► 01:31:54
Like, that's the only...
► 01:31:55
It's even more possible he has never been near a yacht and somebody lied to him.
► 01:32:01
He was hanging out with Little Yachty.
► 01:32:03
I'm making more rap references than I don't understand.
► 01:32:06
That is a modern reference right there.
► 01:32:08
I do not appreciate Little Yachty, and that is not a controversial opinion.
► 01:32:13
All right, fair enough.
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I know nothing about the man.
► 01:32:15
Yeah.
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But, like, also the idea that people go and get art and then burn it is stupid.
► 01:32:21
That is very stupid.
► 01:32:23
So anyway, that whole thing, that entire two-minute clip is just Alex...
► 01:32:28
Drunkenly talking shit.
► 01:32:30
Yeah.
► 01:32:30
There's nothing there.
► 01:32:32
No.
► 01:32:33
He's pausing for insane periods of time, and he's just throwing words at the wall, and he's just...
► 01:32:39
Really what he's doing is just trying to find a way to get into their killing kids.
► 01:32:44
Right.
► 01:32:45
That's his main goal there, is to find any way to make rich people be killing kids.
► 01:32:50
Right, and we're going to get to that in a minute.
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But at the same time, he...
► 01:32:53
He needs to do no further work than just saying the art world is decadent and they're excessive.
► 01:33:00
Yeah.
► 01:33:00
We all agree with that.
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Yeah.
► 01:33:02
Most people agree that the art world...
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But at the same time...
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Even if you're, like...
► 01:33:07
We're liberal dudes.
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Right.
► 01:33:10
We're open-minded.
► 01:33:11
We would agree with that statement.
► 01:33:13
Yeah, for the most part.
► 01:33:14
I mean, like, even your important artists, who I would say probably like Ai Weiwei, the Chinese artist who is openly...
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Yeah, I can see you making the jerk-off symbol right there.
► 01:33:29
No, he's the Chinese artist and activist who is basically fighting the Chinese government.
► 01:33:36
The horribly repressive and stifling Chinese government, trying to censor everybody.
► 01:33:42
So what did he make?
► 01:33:44
He's made a bunch of different stuff.
► 01:33:46
One of the big things that happened, though, is he was part of the Chinese Olympics.
► 01:33:51
He was part of the design committee for that.
► 01:33:53
And he was the first person as part of that to come out and say, this is just bullshit propaganda.
► 01:34:00
What I thought it was going to be is very different from...
► 01:34:03
From what it wound up being.
► 01:34:04
Okay.
► 01:34:05
He was imprisoned.
► 01:34:07
He was jailed for speaking out against them.
► 01:34:10
Sure.
► 01:34:11
He is one of the artists who is more...
► 01:34:14
So that's not decadent.
► 01:34:15
No.
► 01:34:15
No.
► 01:34:16
Sure, there's revolutionary art.
► 01:34:18
Now there's some self-indulgent bullshit that he's doing, but it's still...
► 01:34:22
That's kind of unavoidable in that world.
► 01:34:23
Yeah, well, it's art.
► 01:34:25
Yeah.
► 01:34:25
So, but I mean, look, at the end of the day, the bottom line is Alex Jones is fucking stupid.
► 01:34:30
But what you can't take away from him is that he's studied.
► 01:34:33
Alex Jones.
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Yes, you can.
► 01:34:35
Has researched, and you don't even fucking know what he's studying.
► 01:34:38
I really don't.
► 01:34:39
Do you want to know what he's studying?
► 01:34:40
I kind of don't.
► 01:34:42
See, when you study black magic, which I have studied, the public exhibition of what you're doing gives it more power when you do it.
► 01:34:52
So you say, oh, we have photos of naked enslaved children on our walls, and we're in the Washington Post promoting our deviant art.
► 01:35:02
Notice the news said I retracted that Podesta and his family need to be investigated.
► 01:35:06
I never said that.
► 01:35:07
I said the pizza place the media focused on has no evidence of that and Alfonis and all that.
► 01:35:12
They should be left alone because the media focused on them.
► 01:35:14
I never recanted anything.
► 01:35:15
I said I brought up what I said to expose the real stuff.
► 01:35:19
I said.
► 01:35:22
Pause.
► 01:35:22
Pause.
► 01:35:23
Let's see.
► 01:35:23
I can't hope for those lawsuits.
► 01:35:26
Now we're back.
► 01:35:27
In a Machiavellian way, I have to do the right thing but then realize, oh, that was God's plan.
► 01:35:32
And I just sit back and I think, these people want to be Machiavelli.
► 01:35:36
They don't even know why they're worshipping a skull that somebody with diseases masturbated on and gave $54 million to.
► 01:35:49
Again, you're an idiot.
► 01:35:50
What is fucking...
► 01:35:52
I want to know more about him studying black magic.
► 01:35:56
Oh, sure.
► 01:35:57
That, to me...
► 01:35:59
I just saw him in fucking Hogwarts.
► 01:36:02
No, I think he's...
► 01:36:03
Reading the library.
► 01:36:04
I think he's read the lyrics of that Santana song.
► 01:36:07
That's what's happened.
► 01:36:08
So, let's just jump...
► 01:36:10
Sorry, again, he's watched The Craft and just assumes that's real.
► 01:36:12
Let's just jump into this next clip because he already introduced it.
► 01:36:15
This is some more talk about the Pizzagate stuff.
► 01:36:17
There'll be a lot further discussion on the next episode.
► 01:36:20
I knew there was no way that his apology would stick.
► 01:36:23
No, of course not.
► 01:36:24
There's no way that his brain would allow that apology to exist.
► 01:36:29
And then just move on.
► 01:36:30
It had to have come back to, no, no, no, I apologize, but only to, and even then, I didn't really apologize.
► 01:36:36
That's the work of God.
► 01:36:37
Well, he mentioned a lawsuit in that last clip we just listened to, and he has said that James Oliphant has threatened to sue him.
► 01:36:43
So that's confirmed.
► 01:36:44
He has said that.
► 01:36:45
As well, he should have.
► 01:36:47
And should still do.
► 01:36:49
But that's why he apologized and retracted that stuff on the air.
► 01:36:52
But now he's spinning a bullshit yarn about it.
► 01:36:54
And trying to transition it into I am a defender of the children.
► 01:36:58
Yes.
► 01:36:58
And far be it for me, I would never say that abuse of children isn't a real issue.
► 01:37:04
It's absolutely a real issue.
► 01:37:06
And I support investigation of it.
► 01:37:08
I don't support what he's doing.
► 01:37:11
But anyway, we'll get to that at another time.
► 01:37:14
This is just a straight-up lie about the situation with Pizzagate.
► 01:37:18
Okay.
► 01:37:19
I mean, I wonder what's going to happen.
► 01:37:21
I don't know how they could even have a court case.
► 01:37:23
CNN was all licking their lips about it.
► 01:37:24
Oh, Sue Alex Jones for saying pedophilia exists or whatever.
► 01:37:29
Oh, he's so drunk.
► 01:37:31
They think like...
► 01:37:33
I made retractions because the media started focusing and then we jumped on it.
► 01:37:39
People that we can't prove stuff's going on with and made up bullshit about...
► 01:37:44
You know, basements and all this.
► 01:37:45
It wasn't true.
► 01:37:46
Then I saw it.
► 01:37:47
I was like, what the hell?
► 01:37:48
Before I was ever contacted.
► 01:37:49
Anything.
► 01:37:50
I walk in and I go, what the hell is this?
► 01:37:53
Bullshit!
► 01:37:55
Bullshit!
► 01:37:55
I have to pause because I want to let his words play.
► 01:37:58
But then also the contacting, what he's talking about is James Aliphantus sent him a letter.
► 01:38:02
Yeah.
► 01:38:03
Threatening a lawsuit.
► 01:38:04
Yeah.
► 01:38:05
Said, kids, that's not real.
► 01:38:06
Oh, well, it's on the news.
► 01:38:08
And I said, I don't care if it's on CNN.
► 01:38:10
It's bullshit.
► 01:38:11
Take it down.
► 01:38:12
Ugh.
► 01:38:14
Fuck.
► 01:38:14
That's a honeypot.
► 01:38:15
My gut knew it was horseshit.
► 01:38:18
So his gut knew that it was horseshit.
► 01:38:20
That was a honeypot.
► 01:38:21
That's his trick?
► 01:38:23
That it was planted there in order to trick Alex Jones into publicizing it.
► 01:38:29
Or just everybody into publicizing it.
► 01:38:31
In order to get heat off of the real pedophiles.
► 01:38:34
Oh, no.
► 01:38:35
Who are elaborately running around in the government and what have you.
► 01:38:38
Of course, of course.
► 01:38:39
If you distract everybody by faking the fact that it's not happening...
► 01:38:45
At one place.
► 01:38:46
That discredits you.
► 01:38:47
So that gives them cover to continue pedophiling all over the place.
► 01:38:52
I want to be clear.
► 01:38:54
I was watching Pizzagate happen from day one.
► 01:38:58
Cruising conspiracy blogs on these forums.
► 01:39:02
I watched it develop.
► 01:39:03
As we know, cruising was made for love.
► 01:39:05
I love it when we're cruising conspiracy blogs.
► 01:39:08
When we're cruising together.
► 01:39:09
I watched it develop from the kernel of an idea.
► 01:39:16
To about four months ago or so is when I was like, I'm done with this bullshit.
► 01:39:20
I'm tired of this.
► 01:39:22
And the whole time, it was all about the pizza place.
► 01:39:25
Everything was about the pizza place.
► 01:39:27
I watched Alex's videos on it, which he has now deleted.
► 01:39:31
Of course.
► 01:39:31
And the way he's presenting his position on it is a complete lie.
► 01:39:35
So as long as you don't have any evidence of you...
► 01:39:38
Doing exactly what you're doing.
► 01:39:40
I'd like to give a shout-out to one of our friends on Twitter, OutBlinker.
► 01:39:44
Oh, yeah.
► 01:39:45
He sent me a little link.
► 01:39:46
Media Matters has a copy of one of the videos that Alex Jones deleted about Pizzagate, which let's listen to a little bit of it now.
► 01:39:54
Oh, you're so good.
► 01:39:55
Thank you, Al Blinker.
► 01:39:56
Thank you, Al Blinker.
► 01:40:06
All the old legends tell us about evil people.
► 01:40:09
As they go after our children, and history shows that every major elite in history, once it became corrupt, set up a priesthood that sacrificed children to dark gods.
► 01:40:20
And that is still going on today.
► 01:40:23
Yep.
► 01:40:24
Now, I want to be clear.
► 01:40:25
Everybody in the WikiLeaks is involved in this, clearly.
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You have to go investigate it for yourself, but I will...
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Before he even gets into it, I just want to say, I've read all the WikiLeaks that are relevant to Pizzagate.
► 01:40:39
Of course.
► 01:40:40
All this stuff.
► 01:40:40
I've read all the Podesta emails.
► 01:40:42
What he is saying, the quotes, is not in there.
► 01:40:47
Not even close.
► 01:40:49
He hasn't read them.
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At all.
► 01:40:51
I'm a big fan of how WikiLeaks has...
► 01:40:55
Basically gone from hero to villain on all sides of the spectrum of political opinions.
► 01:41:01
Every single time somebody mentions WikiLeaks, you can almost guarantee six months from now, they will mention WikiLeaks in the exact...
► 01:41:11
Opposite opinion about it.
► 01:41:12
At the same time, almost everybody will say, if you mention them.
► 01:41:16
Exactly.
► 01:41:16
At any point in time, 85% of the public will be like, I don't want to deal with you.
► 01:41:22
So he's going to reference a couple of these emails, and the way he characterizes them makes it clear that he hasn't read them, someone has just told him about them, and he has embellished upon them.
► 01:41:34
Can't imagine our Alex doing that.
► 01:41:36
Not at all.
► 01:41:36
This must be a very different Alex.
► 01:41:38
Mm-hmm.
► 01:41:39
Warn you.
► 01:41:40
This story that's been the biggest thing on the internet for several weeks, Pizzagate as it's called, is a rabbit hole that is horrifying to go down.
► 01:41:49
Now, if you're a radio listener, this is a powerful video.
► 01:41:52
I want to also be clear, at this point in Pizzagate's existence, 100% of it was about James Oliphantus.
► 01:42:01
100% of it was about Clinton, Podesta, Oliphantus, the basement.
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Of Comet Ping Pong Pizza.
► 01:42:08
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 01:42:08
That's what the entire investigation was about.
► 01:42:10
It was about James Oliphantus' Instagram page and weird things that had been posted.
► 01:42:16
Shit like that.
► 01:42:17
It was the dumbest speculation ever.
► 01:42:20
So the idea that Alex can claim, we're covering this but we weren't talking about the pizza place.
► 01:42:25
Right.
► 01:42:25
That was a honey trap.
► 01:42:26
We weren't going to fall for that.
► 01:42:27
Is ludicrous.
► 01:42:29
Oh, absolutely.
► 01:42:29
Now let's let him play himself out.
► 01:42:32
I've had it reposted.
► 01:42:34
Because, again, he finished it, I guess, on Wednesday.
► 01:42:36
It went out Thursday on the nightly news that was taped the day before.
► 01:42:40
He's talking about Joe Biggs' video that he made about Pizzagate, and then he got fired.
► 01:42:44
Joe Biggs' bullshit, bullshit video.
► 01:42:46
Yeah.
► 01:42:47
This is on Infowars.com.
► 01:42:49
Pizzagate is real.
► 01:42:51
The only question is, what exactly is it?
► 01:42:54
Because I'd said, man, I hope this is drug-dealing code word or something, or maybe they got the wrong manual, because the FBI says this is pedophilia manuals.
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They didn't.
► 01:43:04
These are the terms they use.
► 01:43:05
And then here's the New York Times.
► 01:43:06
Fake News Onslaught targets pizzeria as a nest of child traffickers.
► 01:43:11
Hey, I don't know why the pizzeria and the one down the street have symbols in the FBI dossier.
► 01:43:16
I don't know why there's devil worship art on the walls.
► 01:43:17
I don't know why it's connected to Batista.
► 01:43:19
I don't know why they got rock singers there talking about, you know, going after kids or whatever.
► 01:43:24
This is what's going on, though.
► 01:43:27
And so maybe it's just some genre they picked up.
► 01:43:30
They don't know what they're involved in.
► 01:43:31
I'm not accusing them of anything.
► 01:43:35
Huh?
► 01:43:35
The little...
► 01:43:36
I mean, it's not like they look like little piggy people or anything.
► 01:43:39
Oh, no.
► 01:43:39
Not like they fit all the clichés or anything.
► 01:43:42
You could have just stopped there.
► 01:43:43
Just like nice people to me, but the point is that this is tied into Podesta with thousands of emails with, we're going to have the six-year-old, the seven-year-old, and eight-year-old in the hot tub for your entertainment out at the ranch house.
► 01:43:57
They can be a little persnickety, but they are also willing and enjoy it.
► 01:44:02
None of that was in the email that he referenced.
► 01:44:05
That Podesta email was just someone who said that, you know, we're going to have these three kids over, so they'll be there for entertainment.
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You won't be not entertained, essentially.
► 01:44:17
They're good kids!
► 01:44:18
It's essentially being like, hey, they're kids of this age.
► 01:44:21
They're a fucking handful.
► 01:44:22
Good luck.
► 01:44:22
And they mention a hot tub because he has one.
► 01:44:25
They're going to be in that pool.
► 01:44:27
Oh, they're going to be in that pool.
► 01:44:28
Well, yeah, that's what my parents would say if I was going to someone's house in the fucking pool.
► 01:44:32
Like, Dan, you're not going to be able to talk him out of getting out in that pool.
► 01:44:35
Right.
► 01:44:35
There's no way.
► 01:44:36
But he's like, oh, they're persnickety, but they're willing.
► 01:44:40
That's all Alex Jones fetishizing, editorializing.
► 01:44:44
He is not, that's not based in reality at all.
► 01:44:48
That is him.
► 01:44:50
And he's already clearly invalidated his own thing.
► 01:44:53
We're like, we didn't investigate the pizza place.
► 01:44:55
Right.
► 01:44:55
He's already done it.
► 01:44:57
Two minutes into this clip.
► 01:44:58
Right.
► 01:44:58
He's already been shown to be a liar.
► 01:45:01
Yeah.
► 01:45:02
It gets worse.
► 01:45:02
Well, he's a lemony persnickety of series unfortunate events.
► 01:45:07
There we go.
► 01:45:08
I mean, there's thousands of these.
► 01:45:09
You're reading it going, what the hell is this?
► 01:45:12
And you start reading it.
► 01:45:13
There's thousands and thousands and thousands and you know.
► 01:45:17
He sounds drunk there, too.
► 01:45:19
He kind of does.
► 01:45:19
That does not sound good.
► 01:45:20
Thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands.
► 01:45:22
You start to realize that he might always be drunk.
► 01:45:24
He might always be drunk.
► 01:45:25
But there are thousands of emails that got leaked.
► 01:45:28
Yeah, because that's how emails work.
► 01:45:30
Most of them have nothing to do with even the fake code.
► 01:45:35
The fake pedophile code.
► 01:45:38
No.
► 01:45:39
No, this is all nonsense.
► 01:45:40
If you want to debunk Pizzagate, it's everywhere.
► 01:45:44
I'm talking not specifically to you.
► 01:45:46
I'm talking to everybody who's like, I don't know about Pizzagate.
► 01:45:50
Fucking Google it, and you can find all the bullshit and how it works.
► 01:45:54
The important point that I want to make is that Alex's position about what he reported and stuff is a total lie.
► 01:46:01
Absolutely a lie!
► 01:46:02
So let's get a little deeper.
► 01:46:04
There's something real bad.
► 01:46:09
Oh, I'll see you at the feast tonight.
► 01:46:10
Oh, we'll have lots of blood and semen.
► 01:46:12
Oh, good.
► 01:46:14
That is good.
► 01:46:14
And then they had, like, Time Magazine worshipping this high priestess the week after we exposed her about news, all this PR, like, oh, we'll show them.
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They're attacking our high priestesses.
► 01:46:22
We'll just put them in the news better.
► 01:46:24
Like, we're all upstanding and out in the open and good people.
► 01:46:27
He's talking about Marina Abramovich, who's just a performance artist.
► 01:46:32
And then she's the jewel-encrusted skull of performance art.
► 01:46:36
You know, like, she's...
► 01:46:38
She's the same sort of thing.
► 01:46:39
She's an artist.
► 01:46:40
That's my new reference now.
► 01:46:42
Oh, yeah, he's the jewel-encrusted skull of pizza makers.
► 01:46:46
Right, but you know what I mean?
► 01:46:48
It's like, if you want to attack an artist by trying to pretend that their art is literal, you're 100% missing the point.
► 01:46:57
But we've already established that he has no distinction between the world of art.
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And the world of reality.
► 01:47:04
Fiction and reality.
► 01:47:05
Yeah, yeah.
► 01:47:05
Metaphor and...
► 01:47:06
He has no concept of it.
► 01:47:07
Literal and metaphor.
► 01:47:08
Yeah, exactly.
► 01:47:08
So, of course...
► 01:47:09
So, to him, any kind of art is 100% literal.
► 01:47:15
And...
► 01:47:15
So, it has to be...
► 01:47:16
And suspect.
► 01:47:18
And suspect.
► 01:47:19
Everything is...
► 01:47:20
Well, I'll tell you what.
► 01:47:22
Art is not Americana.
► 01:47:24
Nope.
► 01:47:24
Cars are Americana.
► 01:47:25
Damn right.
► 01:47:25
Especially Ferraris that are made in Italy.
► 01:47:28
Look, I've been careful about all this.
► 01:47:30
This is Lawsuit City.
► 01:47:31
I don't know what the hell is going on with these people.
► 01:47:33
He was right.
► 01:47:34
He was right on.
► 01:47:35
It is Lawsuit City.
► 01:47:37
She does it privately.
► 01:47:39
Including her Ask Me Anything Reddit accounts.
► 01:47:41
I mean, I know real bathymet worship when I see it, but...
► 01:47:44
Who doesn't?
► 01:47:46
Thousands of emails.
► 01:47:47
I'm not ready to accuse these people of this.
► 01:47:48
It's up to you to research it for yourself.
► 01:47:50
But you've got to go to InfoWars.com and actually see the photos and videos inside these places.
► 01:47:55
You've got to see their menus.
► 01:47:58
You've got to see it all, ladies and gentlemen.
► 01:48:01
So you just said in the clip from...
► 01:48:03
Go to Infowars.com, where we have posted all of this information.
► 01:48:08
About these specific pizza places.
► 01:48:10
The specific pizza places, what's on their menu, who the people are.
► 01:48:14
On the clip we just played from the March 30th, what we're talking about in this episode, he talked about how when he saw these menus, like, this is fake.
► 01:48:23
Yeah.
► 01:48:24
On this clip...
► 01:48:25
Very much real.
► 01:48:26
We posted it as news on our site.
► 01:48:29
You gotta see this.
► 01:48:30
He does kind of say, decide for yourself.
► 01:48:33
Right, but that's because he knows it's Lawsuit City.
► 01:48:35
Yeah, and it is Lawsuit City.
► 01:48:37
He's dancing around, but I don't think he did a good enough job.
► 01:48:41
He's very overt in this, like, I don't want to get sued.
► 01:48:43
Right.
► 01:48:44
But he's still...
► 01:48:45
You know that when you do something where you could get sued, just saying, like, I don't want to get sued is not...
► 01:48:55
No.
► 01:48:58
Hey, all I'm saying is that Donald Trump has murdered 6,000 people.
► 01:49:05
Now, I don't want to get sued for libel or lying about somebody.
► 01:49:08
I'm just saying.
► 01:49:10
I've posted all of that information on knowledgefight.com.
► 01:49:13
Now we've got to delete this episode.
► 01:49:14
Oh, no!
► 01:49:15
Oh, no!
► 01:49:16
I'm going to give you a different example.
► 01:49:19
Alex Jones has paid for multiple abortions.
► 01:49:21
I don't care if you sue me.
► 01:49:23
I don't want to get sued.
► 01:49:24
Fuck you.
► 01:49:26
You know why?
► 01:49:27
Because he said he's paid for multiple abortions?
► 01:49:29
Yes, exactly.
► 01:49:30
I got it!
► 01:49:33
Whatever we say, I can back up with documentation or Alex Jones' own words.
► 01:49:38
So what you're saying is that we have never gone to Lawsuit City.
► 01:49:41
No.
► 01:49:42
Nor will we ever.
► 01:49:43
No.
► 01:49:43
Also, our DMs are open.
► 01:49:45
You want to come and try and fuck with me?
► 01:49:46
Get at me.
► 01:49:47
Fuck you.
► 01:49:49
I love defensive, Dan.
► 01:49:50
No, I'm not talking to listeners.
► 01:49:52
No, that's to Alex Jones.
► 01:49:54
I know.
► 01:49:55
Okay.
► 01:49:56
Gentlemen, and then you've got to see the FBI law enforcement manuals showing the code words that are used.
► 01:50:01
And by the way, I didn't just believe this.
► 01:50:02
I went to the FBI site.
► 01:50:04
I went and looked it all up.
► 01:50:05
And people ask, well, why weren't you on this earlier?
► 01:50:07
We were on it from the beginning.
► 01:50:08
We've been on it the last couple weeks since the election.
► 01:50:11
But we're fighting on hundreds of fronts here.
► 01:50:15
Let's go ahead and go to the report.
► 01:50:16
Pizzagate is real.
► 01:50:18
The question is, how real is it?
► 01:50:19
What is it?
► 01:50:20
Something's going on.
► 01:50:21
Something's being covered up.
► 01:50:22
It needs to be investigated.
► 01:50:23
So just call it fake news.
► 01:50:24
These are real WikiLeaks.
► 01:50:26
This is real stuff going on.
► 01:50:27
Here it is.
► 01:50:28
A warning to viewers, the following images are disturbing.
► 01:50:32
This all began after WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange released hundreds of thousands of secret documents.
► 01:50:39
I'm not going to play all of this.
► 01:50:40
This is a guy named John Bound.
► 01:50:42
He's just a voiceover contractor?
► 01:50:44
He's a guy like Mark Dice.
► 01:50:46
He makes videos and Alex Jones posts.
► 01:50:48
Oh, okay.
► 01:50:49
Because he sounds like he's got a pretty solid voiceover voice.
► 01:50:51
Not as good as this guy.
► 01:50:53
No, absolutely not.
► 01:50:54
I could see him just being like a studio musician kind of thing where it's like, hey, we need some quick voiceover.
► 01:51:00
Send it over to this guy and he'll record whatever you say.
► 01:51:03
He's sitting around halfway in a bottle.
► 01:51:05
Yeah, exactly.
► 01:51:06
All right, John, get in there.
► 01:51:09
I don't want to play the whole thing because it's like a world where people.
► 01:51:12
Eat pizza.
► 01:51:13
What do they do underneath that pizza?
► 01:51:16
Actually, I do want to play this whole thing.
► 01:51:18
Are you alright with that?
► 01:51:19
I guess.
► 01:51:20
It's like another five minutes or so.
► 01:51:22
I want to play it just to illustrate that they did not...
► 01:51:26
They had no radar.
► 01:51:28
They were tricked by all of these things that are horribly debunked now at this point.
► 01:51:32
Right, right.
► 01:51:33
And, like, sure, this is John Bounce saying these things.
► 01:51:36
It's not Alex Jones saying them.
► 01:51:38
Yeah, but he's giving it a platform.
► 01:51:39
Exactly.
► 01:51:40
You gotta give him that.
► 01:51:41
tailing a backstabbing Clinton foundation, but it now appears the real truth Assange was leading us to was hidden between the blurred lines of Hillary Clinton's campaign manager, John Podesta's, released emails.
► 01:51:55
Fast forward past John Podesta's brother, Tony's, casual email exchange with Thelemic Spirit Cooking Adherentity.
► 01:52:03
Wow, I would not hire him to voice over.
► 01:52:07
This is terrible.
► 01:52:07
This is awful.
► 01:52:11
Predatory pedophiles.
► 01:52:12
It's like he has the tone, but he doesn't have the pacing.
► 01:52:16
He has a good voice, but he doesn't know how to read.
► 01:52:19
No, he doesn't know how to read.
► 01:52:20
Yeah.
► 01:52:21
I mean, maybe that's the problem with everyone involved in InfoWars.
► 01:52:24
They're all illiterate.
► 01:52:25
Maybe he's got a little earpiece and he just says the word after the voice in his head says it.
► 01:52:30
That would be so hard.
► 01:52:31
It would be very hard.
► 01:52:32
That'd be a bad system.
► 01:52:33
It's a bad system.
► 01:52:34
It's been done before, though.
► 01:52:35
I'll tell you that.
► 01:52:36
Come on, John Bowne.
► 01:52:37
Get it together.
► 01:52:38
Using a code to communicate child sex trafficking as casualty as ordering a pizza.
► 01:52:45
An FBI unclassified document from WikiLeaks revealed symbols and logos used by pedophiles to identify sexual preferences.
► 01:52:53
To include those who sexually abuse children as well as those who produce, distribute, and trade child pornography are using various types of identification logos or symbols to recognize one another and distinguish their sexual preferences and So they have badges?
► 01:53:11
I mean, the way that everyone on the blogs would talk about it, all the conspiracy sites would talk about, like, gays used to have different colored handkerchiefs to indicate what they were into, that sort of thing.
► 01:53:22
So they're, like, little symbols for, like, I'm into little girls, I'm into little boys, or whatever.
► 01:53:27
That has such the ring of made-up bullshit to it.
► 01:53:30
Right.
► 01:53:31
That's, to me, you say that and I hear...
► 01:53:33
You know what it has the ring of?
► 01:53:34
What?
► 01:53:35
John Hodgman's hobo symbols.
► 01:53:37
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right!
► 01:53:40
In my head, I hear exactly the same thing.
► 01:53:43
Like, do you remember the local news panic where it's like, oh, your teens are having rainbow lipstick parties.
► 01:53:52
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 01:53:52
And you're like, what the fuck are you talking about?
► 01:53:54
No one's ever done that.
► 01:53:55
No one has ever done that.
► 01:53:56
No.
► 01:53:57
No, it's the same with any youthful sexual maneuvers that people make up.
► 01:54:02
It's all like, children are probably having better sex than you.
► 01:54:07
Be afraid!
► 01:54:08
It's the bad version of folklore in some ways.
► 01:54:12
But what I want to get to is these symbols are basically like, one of them is a swirl, like a...
► 01:54:21
What would it be?
► 01:54:22
A spiral?
► 01:54:23
Yeah, I've never seen that anywhere else.
► 01:54:24
Instead of a spiral, but it's not circular, it's triangular.
► 01:54:27
Whoa!
► 01:54:28
And so one of the best of pizza, their logo is like sort of a triangular swoosh thing.
► 01:54:36
And they're like, why would it be this?
► 01:54:38
All right.
► 01:54:38
I don't know, so this is a pizza or triangular?
► 01:54:40
Yeah.
► 01:54:40
I don't know what the fuck you're trying to make of it.
► 01:54:42
Why is the fucking Washington football team's logo a goddamn racist bullshit little picture there?
► 01:54:51
Another one of these symbols is like a butterfly kind of thing.
► 01:54:55
Right, because butterflies are cute.
► 01:54:56
So it's got two big wings up top and two small wings at the bottom.
► 01:55:00
And there's a picture in Comet Ping Pong's menu that is two ping pong paddles that are crossed.
► 01:55:08
And it looks not at all like a butterfly in the sense that the paddles make the big top wings and the handles make two...
► 01:55:19
If you're really willing to stretch for it, choose small wings.
► 01:55:22
That's fucking proof.
► 01:55:24
That is insane.
► 01:55:25
And that's the video that's playing behind John Bowne's report.
► 01:55:28
These are the dead ringer images.
► 01:55:32
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 01:55:33
The split screen of...
► 01:55:34
Gotcha.
► 01:55:35
Investigators should also be attentive to pedophilia symbols advertised on websites.
► 01:55:42
During examinations of computer files, investigators should be conscious of subjects who try to conceal child pornography by labeling them with symbols instead of typical, suggestive, explicit names.
► 01:55:55
Thus, the interest in code words.
► 01:55:58
Now, clues.
► 01:55:59
The menu from Comet Ping Pong.
► 01:56:01
Notice the symbol of the ping pong paddles and its cleverness.
► 01:56:08
Well, you know...
► 01:56:14
A place where their legitimate business plan is...
► 01:56:21
Hey, we got ping pong paddles.
► 01:56:22
Yeah!
► 01:56:23
We got ping pong tables.
► 01:56:23
What the fuck is wrong with you idiots?
► 01:56:26
Yeah, it's insane.
► 01:56:26
I hate you people so much.
► 01:56:28
Not you, our listeners.
► 01:56:29
I'm speaking to Alex Jones.
► 01:56:30
And John Bown.
► 01:56:31
And John Bown.
► 01:56:32
And I'm speaking to John Bown.
► 01:56:34
I don't know if it's B-A-U-M or Bound.
► 01:56:38
I have no idea.
► 01:56:39
Who cares?
► 01:56:39
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
► 01:56:40
He's never going to make it on our show.
► 01:56:42
So he gets more, like, he legitimately just fucking goes hard at the pizza place.
► 01:56:49
Yeah.
► 01:56:49
Brings up images that are debunked as having any meaning.
► 01:56:55
Even stuff that James Elephantus has addressed himself.
► 01:56:59
And been like, oh, yeah, that picture of a young girl with her hands taped to a table?
► 01:57:05
That was my niece.
► 01:57:06
Yep, makes perfect sense.
► 01:57:07
Or that was my goddaughter.
► 01:57:08
They were playing around.
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Her sister taped her to the table and we thought it was funny.
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You know, like how things are funny.
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How relatives...
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Can have jokes with each other.
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And shit like that.
► 01:57:18
It's like, what the fuck are you doing?
► 01:57:20
It's such an example of that kind of mass psychosis that is built into certain human beings.
► 01:57:25
Just like the fucking Salem witch trials, where it's just like, out of nowhere, people are like, it's...
► 01:57:31
Fucking witches!
► 01:57:32
Kill them all!
► 01:57:32
I don't know.
► 01:57:33
I don't know.
► 01:57:34
We're just insane.
► 01:57:35
We're afraid.
► 01:57:36
So we have to find something to zero in on and ruin everybody.
► 01:57:40
I recently actually studied the Salem Witch Trial a little bit, and it's actually kind of interesting how economic forces were kind of involved in that, too.
► 01:57:49
Yeah.
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Well, what I love about it is when it stopped, everybody just went, hmm.
► 01:57:56
Oh, we're never talking about this again.
► 01:57:58
This was dumb.
► 01:57:59
Yeah, ooh, we should have burned those books so future generations wouldn't know about this.
► 01:58:02
Should have not done that.
► 01:58:04
Let's all just move on.
► 01:58:06
So anyway, he's very clearly going at Comet Ping Pong.
► 01:58:11
Yes.
► 01:58:11
Just John Bound's report, I think, is legally actionable, quite frankly.
► 01:58:16
John Bound should be fucking...
► 01:58:18
John Bound might not be a real person.
► 01:58:20
That's a good question.
► 01:58:21
He could just be a voice.
► 01:58:22
This could be an automated voice.
► 01:58:25
That actually makes sense.
► 01:58:26
John Bound could be a robot.
► 01:58:27
This could be Siri.
► 01:58:29
Yeah, then Alex could be hiding behind John Bound as like, hey, it's another person who makes these reports.
► 01:58:34
All right, I think we're going a little bit too far here.
► 01:58:36
Anyway, I want to play this.
► 01:58:38
I want to play just the...
► 01:58:39
Fight fire with more conspiracy fire!
► 01:58:42
Well, that seems to be the theme of this.
► 01:58:43
That does seem to be what we do.
► 01:58:44
I want to just play the end of it so we can get Alex's response to the report.
► 01:58:49
We can cut out like four minutes of this bullshit.
► 01:58:52
Yeah, this is going to...
► 01:58:52
To the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the FBI, 460,699 children went missing in 2015.
► 01:59:02
Yes, that's real, but that doesn't relate.
► 01:59:05
No.
► 01:59:05
To this pizza place.
► 01:59:06
Well, that pizza place accounts for all of them, right?
► 01:59:09
Probably.
► 01:59:09
That makes sense.
► 01:59:10
Because they want the adrenochrome.
► 01:59:11
We went over this in a past episode.
► 01:59:13
Fuck it.
► 01:59:14
We know of.
► 01:59:15
Mr. Aliphantis, this isn't a witch hunt, and it isn't an attack from fake news that your boyfriend, David Brock, founder of Media Matters, would have us all ignore.
► 01:59:25
What?
► 01:59:25
Either you are the unlucky victim of a fake news onslaught due to your own poorly initiated publicity.
► 01:59:32
Or a decades-old pedophile ring operating in the power-hoarding shadows of Washington, D.C. is about to be opened from your front door.
► 01:59:41
John Bowne for Infowars.com.
► 01:59:46
Trump won.
► 01:59:47
Hillary stole five states.
► 01:59:48
It was ordered to stand down by the intelligence agencies or everything else that's going to come out on this.
► 01:59:53
If you're a radio listener, you're lucky.
► 01:59:54
You didn't actually see the video.
► 01:59:55
The art they tweet in Facebook is of children being murdered.
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Cut in pieces and raped by men with giant genitalia.
► 02:00:02
It's not.
► 02:00:04
So.
► 02:00:05
Also, I don't think the size of the genitalia matters in this particular situation.
► 02:00:10
So, I don't know anymore.
► 02:00:12
But that's what they're pushing.
► 02:00:13
That's what they got hanging up in there.
► 02:00:15
And it's what they're doing.
► 02:00:16
And I can't go out there and investigate it myself.
► 02:00:19
We've had reporters on that have been there.
► 02:00:20
They say it's really creepy because I don't have the self-control to be around these type of people.
► 02:00:26
Yep.
► 02:00:27
You want us to cover Pizzagate?
► 02:00:29
We have covered it.
► 02:00:29
We are covering it.
► 02:00:30
And all I know is, God help us, we're in the hands of Pure Evil.
► 02:00:34
We'll be right back.
► 02:00:35
I'm all shown in FullWars.com.
► 02:00:36
So yeah, there you go.
► 02:00:37
That's, I mean, that's absolute, 100% evidence that his narrative of what he covered is a lie.
► 02:00:44
And that's not even the worst.
► 02:00:46
I can't find still the clip where I very directly remember him talking about how someone should go check it out.
► 02:00:53
Yeah.
► 02:00:53
Absolutely.
► 02:00:54
Like, I'm sure he's fucking scrubbed the internet of that one.
► 02:00:58
It's somewhere.
► 02:00:59
Yeah, it's gotta be.
► 02:01:00
Probably in the WikiLeaks.
► 02:01:01
Yeah.
► 02:01:01
Probably in the same WikiLeaks that they used that from was also like, I bet Alex Jones is gonna fall for this bullshit.
► 02:01:08
So if anybody has any more hot tips on those Pizzagate videos that Alex made, I'd appreciate it because I'd like to be able to prove these things that I know to be true.
► 02:01:17
I recommend that somebody goes to Alex Jones's house.
► 02:01:21
No, please don't.
► 02:01:22
I don't want to get sued.
► 02:01:24
So, anyway, we'll get more into...
► 02:01:26
Again, I want to be totally clear.
► 02:01:28
The abuse of children is very real.
► 02:01:30
It is a problem.
► 02:01:32
Yeah, and this is bullshit, exploitative nonsense.
► 02:01:37
Yes, 100%.
► 02:01:37
It drums up your legitimate fear and redirects it away from something that matters to some bullshit.
► 02:01:45
Yes, and it's only to make money and to demonize opponents.
► 02:01:49
It's pathetic, and I resent it.
► 02:01:53
But I also resent the rest of...
► 02:01:55
Alex's drunk ramblings.
► 02:01:57
Let's get back into it.
► 02:01:58
Let's get back into some good old drunken ramblings.
► 02:02:00
This is where things take a turn for the racist.
► 02:02:04
And it's like these people that are weasels think that I sit here and open myself up to attack because I'm weak.
► 02:02:15
It's the opposite.
► 02:02:16
It's because I'm real.
► 02:02:19
And I want the return of real.
► 02:02:22
People.
► 02:02:23
Let me tell you something.
► 02:02:25
Are those the spectrum?
► 02:02:28
It's either weak or real.
► 02:02:30
Also, maybe because it's WrestleMania weekend, I'm getting into shoot promo mode.
► 02:02:34
Okay.
► 02:02:34
But Alex, you want real people?
► 02:02:36
We're right here.
► 02:02:38
We are not funded by anybody.
► 02:02:40
No, we are really not funded by anybody.
► 02:02:42
We both have day jobs.
► 02:02:44
Oh, yeah.
► 02:02:44
We are creative types.
► 02:02:46
Neither of us are beholden to the Democratic Party.
► 02:02:49
Well, you know what?
► 02:02:50
We're independent thinkers.
► 02:02:51
As you know, the regenerative power of creativity is keeping us away from Satanism.
► 02:02:59
Sure.
► 02:02:59
And we're right here.
► 02:03:01
Real people, Alex.
► 02:03:02
Bring it.
► 02:03:03
If you really want some, come get some.
► 02:03:06
Yeah.
► 02:03:06
Come after us in our...
► 02:03:08
Please don't.
► 02:03:14
You are bad at wrestling programs.
► 02:03:16
Yeah, that just fell apart.
► 02:03:17
Although that character would be awesome in the WWE.
► 02:03:20
Like, really confident guy.
► 02:03:21
He's like, hold on now.
► 02:03:22
Wait, you know what?
► 02:03:24
I changed my mind.
► 02:03:24
I thought better of this.
► 02:03:26
Mr. Austin, I would prefer if you did not stone cold me.
► 02:03:29
Steven.
► 02:03:30
Steven.
► 02:03:31
Steven, calm it down.
► 02:03:34
I only want you to drink one of those PBRs.
► 02:03:36
Steven, we are co-workers.
► 02:03:40
I do mean sincerely, though, the idea that, like...
► 02:03:42
Kayfabe thrown out the window immediately.
► 02:03:44
I am 100% confident that were I to get into a conversation with Alex, I mean, I couldn't handle his yelling and all that stuff, but...
► 02:03:54
Cupcake!
► 02:03:55
Cupcake!
► 02:03:56
I couldn't handle that.
► 02:03:56
Cupcake!
► 02:03:57
But I don't care.
► 02:03:58
Let's roleplay.
► 02:03:59
No, I don't want to do that.
► 02:04:01
I do it in my head enough.
► 02:04:02
Okay.
► 02:04:03
Oh, I believe you.
► 02:04:04
On our website, knowledgefight.com, and throughout the podcast, I think we have compiled...
► 02:04:10
Enough evidence.
► 02:04:11
More than enough evidence.
► 02:04:11
That if I were to ever talk to him, I could just be like, oh, what about this?
► 02:04:16
And I could quite clearly illustrate that he is a liar.
► 02:04:19
Dude, I don't want you to wind up in a coma.
► 02:04:21
Alex.
► 02:04:22
We know he's put people in comas before.
► 02:04:25
Multiple.
► 02:04:25
Now, admittedly, I bet you'd get some great teeth from his dad.
► 02:04:28
Once he knocks your teeth out, you're going to get even better ones.
► 02:04:31
Have you considered that possibility?
► 02:04:32
I'd like the teeth from the For Love of God statue.
► 02:04:36
Anyway, here we go.
► 02:04:37
This is where it gets racist.
► 02:04:39
Well, I'm going to end this because the crew's got to go and see their families.
► 02:04:41
I appreciate Marcos Morales and Rob Dew and the rest of the crew being here.
► 02:04:45
Is this where Rob Dew is in the corner?
► 02:04:47
Not yet.
► 02:04:49
The left tells you all day how much they care about you when they're the ones that want eugenics and death of humanity.
► 02:04:55
I don't care what color your skin is or where you came from.
► 02:05:04
This is fundamental to everybody.
► 02:05:06
If you've got good music, I'm going to listen to your music whether you're white, whether you're an albino, or whether you're from Mexico, or whether you're from South Africa.
► 02:05:16
Really less white.
► 02:05:19
That's how he sees the world, right?
► 02:05:21
If you've got good food, I've gone in restaurants owned by ethnic groups that clearly are racist against white people because the food's so damn good.
► 02:05:32
And he's awesome.
► 02:05:37
Sorry, I just want the food.
► 02:05:40
What?
► 02:05:41
I don't need to...
► 02:05:42
I think at this point he's hungry.
► 02:05:44
Can we...
► 02:05:44
I think he's...
► 02:05:46
I think he's at the point of...
► 02:05:49
I've gone into restaurants.
► 02:05:52
I've gone into Thai places.
► 02:05:54
God, I want some Thai.
► 02:05:55
I love...
► 02:05:56
I love Thai food.
► 02:05:57
Oh, my God.
► 02:05:57
You ever have Thai food?
► 02:05:58
Rob, dude, you have a burrito.
► 02:06:00
Dude.
► 02:06:00
God damn it.
► 02:06:01
Dude.
► 02:06:01
Give me a burrito.
► 02:06:03
I need to get some food on this burrito.
► 02:06:06
You get it?
► 02:06:07
You get it, Rob, dude?
► 02:06:08
I want your burritos.
► 02:06:10
This is where he lashes out a little bit.
► 02:06:12
Well, of course.
► 02:06:14
Sit here and tell you that I'm Not racist to prove myself to you.
► 02:06:26
Everything I do is about the people.
► 02:06:29
Because I'm not a sociopath or a psychopath.
► 02:06:33
I know metaphysically, and it's been proven with mathematics and everything, that I'm connected to everybody.
► 02:06:41
Does that mean if they brainwash a bunch of Chinese being brought in, now more than Latin Americans, to hate America and to hate white people, I've got to stand against it?
► 02:06:50
The Chinese are one of the most racist insular groups there are.
► 02:06:52
I don't think it's a Chinese, it's a fact.
► 02:06:54
There we go.
► 02:06:55
Alright.
► 02:06:57
I think that you and I might believe that generalizing a group of people based on their race is maybe the definition of racism.
► 02:07:06
I don't know where you're going with this.
► 02:07:08
You're going to need to back up this with evidence, my friend.
► 02:07:11
I think fundamentally...
► 02:07:13
What's the definition of racism?
► 02:07:14
Let's look it up right now.
► 02:07:16
Is it generalizing a group of people based on race?
► 02:07:18
I think that that's, I mean, prejudice is certainly wrapped up in that.
► 02:07:22
I mean, let's see.
► 02:07:22
Let's see what the formal definition of racist is.
► 02:07:25
Is it just a picture of Alex Jones?
► 02:07:27
Oh man, that would be great.
► 02:07:28
Oh man, it's actually a picture of Comet Ping Pong.
► 02:07:31
A person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice, there we go, against people of other races or who believes that a particular race is superior to others.
► 02:07:40
Huh.
► 02:07:41
So, I mean, he shows discrimination, certainly, in the sense that he discriminates against groups of people and lumps them in.
► 02:07:49
So, I don't know.
► 02:07:51
He definitely seems to be very concerned with the white race.
► 02:07:56
I don't care if you're white or albino.
► 02:07:58
That was funny.
► 02:07:59
That was funny.
► 02:08:00
That was really funny.
► 02:08:00
Why did he go to albino first?
► 02:08:02
Because he's drunk.
► 02:08:03
I don't care if you're albino.
► 02:08:05
He's trying to come up with...
► 02:08:06
Hey, listen.
► 02:08:08
I'm going to back him up on this one.
► 02:08:10
I also don't care if you're albino.
► 02:08:12
I love Brother Ali.
► 02:08:13
He's a great rapper.
► 02:08:15
He's the only albino musician I can come up with.
► 02:08:17
Listen, if you have a...
► 02:08:19
Alright.
► 02:08:21
Anyway.
► 02:08:21
I can't do this anymore.
► 02:08:22
No.
► 02:08:23
But you know what you can do?
► 02:08:24
Listen to him dive deeper into his prejudiced hole.
► 02:08:28
Good.
► 02:08:29
I don't dislike Muslims because they've got brown skin, a lot of them.
► 02:08:33
I dislike them because they're always killing each other.
► 02:08:35
And yeah, we're killing them too.
► 02:08:37
The bomb makers want to bomb somebody.
► 02:08:38
I get that.
► 02:08:39
I'm not for these wars either, but man, dude, Saudi Arabia is a hellhole, man.
► 02:08:44
It's like the worst.
► 02:08:45
There ain't no rock and roll on the radio there, baby.
► 02:08:48
You know what I mean?
► 02:08:48
You want to bitch about, oh, rock and roll in America in the 50s.
► 02:08:51
Some Christians got mad.
► 02:08:52
Yeah.
► 02:08:53
In Saudi Arabia, they'll kill you if you get caught listening to rock and roll.
► 02:08:56
If you're gay, you're dead.
► 02:08:59
So, I mean, first of all, they don't have any rock and roll there, baby.
► 02:09:05
That's funny.
► 02:09:05
Baby, they ain't got no rock and roll.
► 02:09:07
That's drunk.
► 02:09:08
Listen.
► 02:09:09
In the 50s, Christians were against rock and roll.
► 02:09:11
I saw Footloose.
► 02:09:12
Oh, yeah.
► 02:09:17
You know what?
► 02:09:18
Saudi Arabia?
► 02:09:19
Just a whole country of John Lithgow's.
► 02:09:21
Yeah, absolutely.
► 02:09:22
So, I mean, but like...
► 02:09:24
When we go back to this prejudice...
► 02:09:25
The third country from the sun.
► 02:09:26
Everybody knows this.
► 02:09:28
Everybody knows this.
► 02:09:28
When we go back to this prejudice idea, it's that idea of like, I don't dislike Muslims because they're brown.
► 02:09:33
I dislike them because they kill each other.
► 02:09:35
That's just as bad.
► 02:09:36
Every time.
► 02:09:36
That's just as bad.
► 02:09:38
Every time he says, I don't dislike people based on...
► 02:09:41
He is exactly the old racist.
► 02:09:43
Yeah.
► 02:09:44
Listen, I'm not racist, but...
► 02:09:46
It's that every single fucking day.
► 02:09:49
You know what it is.
► 02:09:50
It's, I'm not racist because of the reasons you think.
► 02:09:53
I'm racist.
► 02:09:55
I'm racist in my whole different world, man.
► 02:09:57
I'm racist because of the true reasons that I have.
► 02:10:00
The facts that I have that Muslims keep on killing each other, but also we keep bombing them.
► 02:10:05
I mean, yeah, yeah, we killed.
► 02:10:08
That was a weird little, that was, again, the weird little good twin being like, listen, I know we're killing them, and we're a big cause of them, and the bomb makers that I love and support so much, they gotta bomb people, so maybe they need a scapegoat, and maybe I'm the one who provides that scapegoat to them.
► 02:10:25
But listen.
► 02:10:26
It's not Muslim.
► 02:10:27
That's him being drunk and not being able to figure out exactly where is the line that I draw.
► 02:10:32
Where am I undefensible?
► 02:10:34
If I just say that Muslims keep killing each other, in the morning when I wake up, am I going to have to wrestle with...
► 02:10:41
You know what?
► 02:10:42
Everyone knows that I know more about this than I was letting on.
► 02:10:46
That's what I think is going on, and that's why he brings up, I know we bombed them.
► 02:10:50
That's why I think he brings that clarification.
► 02:10:52
You think so?
► 02:10:52
Yeah, but it only leads to more problems.
► 02:10:55
Much in the case, whenever you're really drunk and you over-explain yourself, it only gets worse.
► 02:11:00
He provides way more details than he needed to there.
► 02:11:03
Yeah, well, here's where it gets into trans people.
► 02:11:05
The best part of waking up.
► 02:11:08
It's hating Muslims everywhere.
► 02:11:11
And trans.
► 02:11:12
I don't care if you're some guy and think you're a woman and you're into that.
► 02:11:16
What the hell?
► 02:11:18
I'm not out to get you.
► 02:11:20
But I shouldn't have to sit here and explain that to you and then say, by the way, leave my five-year-old alone.
► 02:11:26
Keep your hands off my five-year-old.
► 02:11:29
Don't teach them about sex.
► 02:11:31
I'm going to teach them about that when they ask when they're 12 years old.
► 02:11:34
I'm going to end this broadcast again.
► 02:11:36
Great job.
► 02:11:37
You guys should come in late tomorrow if you want.
► 02:11:39
Ha ha ha ha ha!
► 02:11:41
Ha ha ha ha!
► 02:11:42
Ha ha ha!
► 02:11:44
Suppose...
► 02:11:45
Yes!
► 02:11:46
Supposed parting shot.
► 02:11:47
Oh, God, yes.
► 02:11:48
I got nothing against trans people, but don't fucking molest my kids, you fucking molesty trans people.
► 02:11:53
Listen, I gotta go.
► 02:11:55
Somebody just shouted at me from the corner.
► 02:11:56
I don't think I was supposed to say that.
► 02:11:58
And it's clear that his staff wants to leave.
► 02:12:01
Oh, God.
► 02:12:02
They thought it was going to end when Roger Stone left.
► 02:12:05
Oh, did they?
► 02:12:05
Do you think so?
► 02:12:07
And they're like, oh, fuck.
► 02:12:08
What?
► 02:12:08
He's just so drunk and he's rambling.
► 02:12:10
So there's no way that everybody on his staff...
► 02:12:14
Also, this isn't over.
► 02:12:16
It's not?
► 02:12:16
No.
► 02:12:17
He just said he's got to get out of here.
► 02:12:19
He doesn't.
► 02:12:20
Oh, okay.
► 02:12:20
That's what you do when you're drunk.
► 02:12:22
I'm going to leave.
► 02:12:22
No, hold on.
► 02:12:23
That's exactly...
► 02:12:24
Hey, look, I got one more thing to say.
► 02:12:26
I mean, it's like what happened after our last podcast.
► 02:12:28
I was pretty drunk.
► 02:12:29
I was like, Jordan, keep hanging.
► 02:12:31
I want to talk some more.
► 02:12:32
Yeah, no, that was fun.
► 02:12:33
Yeah, we're friends.
► 02:12:35
Yeah.
► 02:12:35
This is Alex.
► 02:12:36
Yeah, we are not strangers broadcasting to millions of people.
► 02:12:39
This is Alex making his staff stick around.
► 02:12:42
I apologize.
► 02:12:42
Let me back off.
► 02:12:44
At least hundreds of people.
► 02:12:46
Yeah.
► 02:12:47
So also, I want to say this, Alex, you're a fucking asshole and an idiot and have no understanding of the trans community, or the Muslim community for that matter.
► 02:12:56
Nope.
► 02:12:56
Basically, frankly, I don't think he understands communities.
► 02:13:01
Period.
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I don't think he understands people.
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It's degrading the way you speak about people, and you should be ashamed of yourself, especially considering that you're doing this drunk on the air.
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You're a fucking monster.
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And I'd like to say...
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That we're not all that great.
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We're just involved.
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We just understand.
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We're not great people.
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We just understand people a little bit.
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So we're going to get to this next clip.
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We're coming towards...
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I'm going to be perfectly honest with you.
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We're not coming towards the end of this.
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Wow.
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But there's probably like a half hour left of his show.
► 02:13:38
No.
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Yeah.
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He just tried to get out.
► 02:13:41
I gotta be honest, I wanted to play you the entire thing.
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Because after Roger Stone leaves, it's just such scatterbrained nonsense.
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It's this pizza gate, it's a skull covered in jizz, it's misunderstanding scripture, racism, Islamophobia, transphobia.
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And now, my friend, we are going to get into anti-Semitism.
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Today, I get up.
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I was worried you wouldn't know what the truth is.
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Well, I can turn your mic off because I can't hear him.
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I get up this morning and I see the headline, Alex Jones says the Jewish mafia runs the world.
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And I went, no, I said there's an Italian mafia, Mexican mafia, Dixie mafia is horrible.
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The most powerful mafia is that they don't call them mafias.
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I mean, in the South, there is a white mafia.
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Let's not lie about it.
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A white mafia?
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I go, yeah, there's a Jewish mafia, and George Soros was part of it, and they work with the Nazis.
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Books have been written on that.
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They said, I said, Jews are evil.
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What the hell?
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Again, it's like, they say, I don't like Hispanics.
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I mean, it's just...
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It's crazy.
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I mean, like, I basically am Hispanic in the food I eat, and I think Hispanic women are very beautiful.
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Probably the best of the women out there.
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I mean, it's just like, it's like who I am doesn't even have any currency.
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These assholes lie about who I am all day long, and it pisses me off.
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Pisses them off.
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I don't, look, I don't, I'm not here to say that Alex Jones hates all Jews, but he does fall into a lot of anti-Semitic.
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Well, they don't have great food.
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I mean, let's just face it.
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No, they're not.
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But he falls into a lot of anti-Semitic canards.
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And one of the big ones is this idea that there was this group of crypto-Jews that were working behind the scenes and helping with the Holocaust.
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And his idea that...
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I mean, you can go to our website.
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I wrote an article about this.
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Yeah.
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Again, we've talked about Soros.
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About the idea that he was working with Nazis.
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Yeah.
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It's absurd.
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He was 13 years old at the time.
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And wasn't doing anything.
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No.
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He was scared for his life.
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So anyway, that's anti-Semitic.
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You know, like if you were Jewish and the Nazis were killing you.
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That is anti-Semitic.
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It is.
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Just on its face.
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It's also racist to be like, I might as well be Mexican because I love tacos.
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Because I eat a lot of Mexican food.
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I love tacos and their women are beautiful.
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That makes perfect sense.
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That's horribly offensive.
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You can't be racist.
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You can't be racist.
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That's so offensive.
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Nope, can't be a racist if you eat all their food and like their women.
► 02:16:14
That's just a fact.
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But the fact is...
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Listen, I eat a lot of sushi, and I'm really into anime, and I love Japanese women.
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I just don't think they should be people.
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Anyways.
► 02:16:26
The idea that he uses the tacos in Mexican women as evidence that he's not racist to support his idea that, like, I didn't say anything bad about Jews, means you said some bad shit about Jews.
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Like, just...
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Just logically speaking, if that is your analog, you're fucked.
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You have no leg to stand on.
► 02:16:46
Nope.
► 02:16:46
So it gets worse.
► 02:16:47
He talks a little bit more about this.
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They know they're fake news, so they call us fake news, and they fully committed.
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I've studied history, Rob.
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I don't think they get out of this.
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I don't know what they're going to do after this.
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I'm befuddled at this point, because I thought I had seen it all until they're in there.
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They'll just keep making stuff up.
► 02:17:08
It's like the Jewish mafia thing this morning.
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Jews rule the world.
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You didn't say that.
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I knew when you said the Jews thing, or when you even said the word Jew on the show, they were going to take that out of context.
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It's ridiculous.
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It's not.
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Nope.
► 02:17:28
Like I said, we will eventually do, like the episode we did about Dennis Montgomery, we will do an episode like that about the protocols of the elders of Zion at some point, and I will lay out exactly how this false narrative...
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You're going to do a shit ton of research, and I'm going to admire you and wonder why it is I'm here.
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You're here for a reason.
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Just like the Jews, anyways.
► 02:17:55
The idea that Alex doesn't understand that all of his sort of ideas about the globalist cabal, all of that is built from the foundation of anti-Semitism.
► 02:18:05
The fact that he pretends he doesn't understand that is ludicrous.
► 02:18:08
He has to kind of be aware of that.
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And then on top of that, this idea that there is a Jewish mafia and George Soros is involved with it and they were really responsible for the Holocaust.
► 02:18:18
And as he's gotten into in the last...
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It wasn't on this episode, but we will eventually address it.
► 02:18:26
He has been starting to spout some revisionist history about the Holocaust that makes me super uncomfortable.
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A lot of ideas about these globalists set up Hitler, like kind of things.
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They propped him up and they were making him do the things he did.
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Well, I will say this.
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There is nothing quite so Americana as anti-Semitism.
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Fair.
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Henry Ford?
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That's a real thing.
► 02:18:48
Like, a lot of Hitler's ideas came from Americans.
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They did not come from Germans.
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There was a deep Nazi contingent in America at the time.
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And Henry Ford supported them a lot.
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Prescott Bush?
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Yeah, yeah.
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If you read history beyond high school, where...
► 02:19:10
Or headlines.
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Yeah, where were the heroes?
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Hitler was super shocked that we didn't join their side.
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Understandably.
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Yeah.
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For a very good reason.
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And thank God we didn't.
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Really good.
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Formally.
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A lot of bad dudes here did.
► 02:19:26
A lot of bad dudes.
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A lot of bad dudes.
► 02:19:29
So at this point, Alex starts rambling about his family and oil stuff.
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And I want to play this just because it's incredibly not true.
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And then at the same time, there's a piece of it I want to unpack.
► 02:19:44
So here we go.
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I remember family making $100,000 a month.
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All my cousins, everybody family, like people making millions a year on natural gas and oil.
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Like a mafia.
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Like 15 years ago, 10 years ago.
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And then now because of coal and that stuff, it drove it down to nothing.
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Where I have family that gets like $3,000 a month checks, and then there's property taxes on it.
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So I get to be blamed.
► 02:20:08
Come back, dude.
► 02:20:09
We can finish up.
► 02:20:09
We'll get this.
► 02:20:10
I get to be blamed that I'm on the payroll of big oil and natural gas and I get zero money.
► 02:20:15
And then personally, if I was one of these self-fulfilling assholes that looked at everything in a one-dimensional thing about how do I make money, I like cheer coal being turned back on.
► 02:20:27
That's our electricity low, our factories, our jobs, the coal miners.
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I cheer.
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Not coming back.
► 02:20:32
The paycheck's going from $100,000 to $50,000 to $10,000 to $3,000.
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To $2,000 to $0 to negative $400 to negative $5,000.
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So every expert...
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It's like price is right.
► 02:20:47
Every expert who's looked into it...
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I mean, you can just do some research on your own and find this out.
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I don't want to...
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I don't want to bog down.
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I don't have citations in front of me.
► 02:20:55
But the idea that clean coal exists again is complete nonsense.
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Nope.
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But then secondarily, the idea that coal jobs are going to come back is absurd.
► 02:21:04
They're not.
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They're not going to come back for the reasons that it's not economically viable.
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It doesn't matter.
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Nope.
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The cost of coal is higher than the cost of other, not as polluting.
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Sources of energy.
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It's absurd.
► 02:21:20
The biggest problem with all of that is that it is inevitable that clean energy is going to come.
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It has to.
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And it is going to be more cost-effective than trying to prop up dying.
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Well, it's inevitable or we will die.
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The problem is that the people are trying to keep those old industries going long enough to ensure that we all die.
► 02:21:48
Right, right, right.
► 02:21:49
It's like they're grasping for ten more years of just a little bit more so that we lose a hundred years of humanity.
► 02:21:58
Well, I'm sure this metaphor has been made.
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Not that it's too late anyways.
► 02:22:01
We're all going to die.
► 02:22:02
Oh, totally.
► 02:22:02
Climate change is going to murder half of us.
► 02:22:04
The metaphor...
► 02:22:05
I think it's probably been made before, but it's like addicts wanting another hit.
► 02:22:09
Yeah.
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It's like, oh, get clean tomorrow.
► 02:22:10
Yep.
► 02:22:11
That sort of thing.
► 02:22:12
But the other thing- Well, and it's just billionaires.
► 02:22:15
I'm now, like, as much as I hate the GOP and Trump and Pence so much, I hate Pence so much.
► 02:22:25
Sure.
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It is really, like, it's not their fault.
► 02:22:29
They're idiots.
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They're bought and paid for by billionaires.
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They're useful idiots.
► 02:22:33
They're useful idiots.
► 02:22:34
Like, Paul Ryan, when you look at the whole healthcare thing, it's obvious he's actually just fucking stupid.
► 02:22:42
Right?
► 02:22:42
No, he's a policy walker.
► 02:22:43
He's an idiot.
► 02:22:45
But he's bought and paid for by billionaires.
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And he has to just do whatever they tell him.
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So, yeah.
► 02:22:50
I would rather people...
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I would rather people go to billionaires' homes and pick it there than call your representative.
► 02:22:59
That would be interesting.
► 02:23:00
It's going to be much better for you.
► 02:23:03
We're only months, maybe a year away from each other.
► 02:23:07
That eat the rich shit coming back?
► 02:23:09
It has to come back, because this is insane.
► 02:23:11
This is out of control.
► 02:23:12
Anyway.
► 02:23:12
This is exactly like the French Revolution.
► 02:23:15
It all feels so boxed.
► 02:23:16
Exactly like the French Revolution.
► 02:23:18
Sooner or later, we're going to have to start cutting heads off, and it's a bummer that they don't even get that.
► 02:23:23
The bigger bummer is that we're slightly on the wrong side of that, probably.
► 02:23:27
Probably.
► 02:23:27
Because we're comfortable.
► 02:23:28
You know what I mean?
► 02:23:29
I'm one of them.
► 02:23:30
We're rich compared to...
► 02:23:32
A lot of people in this country, even though we're poor as shit.
► 02:23:36
Yeah, exactly, right?
► 02:23:37
So, we might get our heads cut off.
► 02:23:40
Hey, you know what?
► 02:23:41
I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
► 02:23:43
If it happens, it happens.
► 02:23:44
But...
► 02:23:45
That is our basic policy towards heads getting chopped off, including our own.
► 02:23:50
The reason I wanted to pause this clip here, and then beyond this, Alex is just going to talk about how my family's in coal, or my family's in oil, and they love coal.
► 02:23:58
They love coal, they just want America to come back.
► 02:24:01
It's all bullshit.
► 02:24:02
But the idea that they were making hundreds of thousands of dollars a month, and then the check is down to like $3,000 now.
► 02:24:09
Right.
► 02:24:10
Trump has been in office for three months.
► 02:24:13
Jesus Christ.
► 02:24:14
The idea that their money has gone down that far...
► 02:24:18
He hasn't even brought back coal.
► 02:24:20
Nope.
► 02:24:21
Not even a little bit.
► 02:24:22
The idea that it could possibly have that big a dent in their economic viability is bullshit.
► 02:24:29
If it's true, the reason is because their wells are gone dry.
► 02:24:33
If that's the case, then that's why.
► 02:24:35
They don't have the product to sell.
► 02:24:37
The idea that he's like...
► 02:24:38
I am going against my own self-interest and my family's self-interest.
► 02:24:42
It just literally can't be true.
► 02:24:44
It's reworking the reality the same way that he does with anything else.
► 02:24:49
It's like, yes, we're losing jobs or we're losing money or so on and so forth.
► 02:24:53
But I can't say it like that.
► 02:24:55
I have to say it like, I am the hero.
► 02:24:58
He is always the hero.
► 02:25:00
I have one more clip about Cole and then we're going to get really weird.
► 02:25:03
Okay.
► 02:25:03
So here's the last talk.
► 02:25:05
Hey, you know what?
► 02:25:06
This is actually kind of weird because it does weave into demons.
► 02:25:09
I don't say this to be alarmist.
► 02:25:10
The real climatologists and astrophysicists say the Earth's dying.
► 02:25:15
Yeah.
► 02:25:16
And isn't it crazy?
► 02:25:17
Right at the point we get technology to survive with energy, we terraform and it actually saves the planet.
► 02:25:24
Yeah.
► 02:25:24
That's why I've never seen aliens.
► 02:25:26
I don't say aliens are real.
► 02:25:27
Yes, you do.
► 02:25:28
But the elites are doing everything you do to kill the planet.
► 02:25:32
You've got the bound up carbon dioxide of hundreds of millions of years of life.
► 02:25:39
And now, right when the planet doesn't have that gas, we have an energy source to put it back in the atmosphere.
► 02:25:46
Why wouldn't we do that?
► 02:25:49
Who could come up with that, Rob?
► 02:25:50
Who could come up with that scenario?
► 02:25:52
These are demonic people that hate humans.
► 02:25:55
So I can only assume that they're not human if they don't like humans.
► 02:25:58
Lizard people.
► 02:25:59
Yeah, you make a great point there, do.
► 02:26:02
I can only assume that that is a perfect logical statement.
► 02:26:09
As somebody who studied logic, you have to agree that if they hate humans, they're not human.
► 02:26:18
That's just science.
► 02:26:19
Let me break this down.
► 02:26:20
Put that together.
► 02:26:20
Use some Cartesian logic right there.
► 02:26:24
If one hates humans, therefore they are...
► 02:26:30
You can't even do that.
► 02:26:31
That's one premise.
► 02:26:32
If I hate humans, therefore I am not human.
► 02:26:36
Makes perfect sense.
► 02:26:37
The second premise that's implied in there is all who hate humans are not human.
► 02:26:43
Right.
► 02:26:43
So therefore, these people aren't human.
► 02:26:45
Yeah, that makes perfect sense.
► 02:26:46
That second one is flawed, because I hate humans and I'm human.
► 02:26:49
Um, you don't hate humans.
► 02:26:52
I think humanity as a whole is very problematic.
► 02:26:55
Yeah, that was my big problem watching The Matrix.
► 02:26:59
Whenever Agent Smith is like, I think humanity is a disease, I was kind of like, yeah, you're probably right, man.
► 02:27:05
Yeah, that's one of those great...
► 02:27:06
There's a video you can find online of Rogan.
► 02:27:09
People like to take his clips and put them over swelling music.
► 02:27:13
But he does have a really interesting observation about the idea that if you fly over cities, they kind of look like...
► 02:27:20
Yeah.
► 02:27:21
And there's like the inflow of cars going in and out of the city, like going to work and to the suburbs to go home.
► 02:27:29
It's kind of like blood flowing in and out of arteries.
► 02:27:32
And then if you look at big cities like Los Angeles, if you're flying over them, they look like a cancer.
► 02:27:37
Right.
► 02:27:37
It looks like just a disease on the land.
► 02:27:41
That's a super interesting thought.
► 02:27:43
That is an interesting thought.
► 02:27:44
And I'm not...
► 02:27:46
I'm not philosophically against that.
► 02:27:49
Especially considering if you compare it to ants, which are...
► 02:27:54
Like, if you were an alien, and this point has been made by a million smarter people than me.
► 02:28:00
There aren't.
► 02:28:01
No, I don't know.
► 02:28:03
No, if you were an alien and you came to Earth, then your reality would be you would say that ants are the actual dominant population.
► 02:28:11
There are tons of them.
► 02:28:13
Yeah.
► 02:28:13
They equal, if not outnumber our biomass.
► 02:28:19
There are continental colonies, which is mind-boggling to me.
► 02:28:24
They are warfaring, but one thing that is really true about ants is they are efficient as fuck.
► 02:28:33
Yeah.
► 02:28:33
We can't really compete with that level of pure, mindless efficiency.
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Just to work.
► 02:28:41
Just getting to work.
► 02:28:42
Yeah, exactly.
► 02:28:43
Eh, it's because we intellectualize things.
► 02:28:45
It's rhizome theory, I suppose.
► 02:28:46
I don't know.
► 02:28:46
Let's get back on track.
► 02:28:49
Individuality is bullshit.
► 02:28:50
Is that my point?
► 02:28:51
Is that my point?
► 02:28:51
Let's become more like ants and get to this next clip.
► 02:28:53
I don't understand you.
► 02:28:55
I'm going to be an individual.
► 02:28:57
I'm going to say three out of the next four clips, we have four clips left, three out of the next four are fucked up.
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Okay.
► 02:29:05
One of them is fucked up in a different way, but the other three are like, whoa.
► 02:29:11
All right.
► 02:29:12
Whoa.
► 02:29:12
All right.
► 02:29:13
Let's get to it.
► 02:29:13
End of the night.
► 02:29:15
Everyone's left the party.
► 02:29:17
What are you talking about?
► 02:29:19
You cannot get this drunk ass out of your home.
► 02:29:22
I would like to remind everybody that what I said earlier in the show is what's going on now.
► 02:29:27
Rob Dew is sitting at the desk in the second chair, and Alex won't look at him.
► 02:29:32
Not allowed to speak.
► 02:29:32
He's facing the other direction, and Rob Dew looks like he's ready to go.
► 02:29:37
He's got his coat on.
► 02:29:40
He really has his coat on?
► 02:29:42
Yes.
► 02:29:42
Oh, fuck yes!
► 02:29:44
And it's like this thing where it's like, we gotta deal with a drunk stepdad again.
► 02:29:48
It does have that feeling.
► 02:29:50
That is probably what it is like to work at Infowars, right?
► 02:29:53
I would have to assume.
► 02:29:54
It has to be that.
► 02:29:55
This glimpse into that world.
► 02:29:57
Because they can't all believe any of that bullshit, right?
► 02:30:00
I don't know.
► 02:30:01
It's just a gig.
► 02:30:02
It's so hard to tell.
► 02:30:03
Yeah.
► 02:30:04
I think it's case by case.
► 02:30:05
I think it...
► 02:30:08
I have different feelings about different employees.
► 02:30:10
Let's toast to at least one employee of InfoWars, just the camera guy, who just...
► 02:30:16
Dude, I just...
► 02:30:17
Sometimes Rob do.
► 02:30:18
I just need benefits.
► 02:30:19
Sometimes Rob do.
► 02:30:20
Just, I need benefits, man.
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You guys give me health insurance, so...
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I have no evidence of that.
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No.
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No, I doubt they do, actually.
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They could be independent contractors.
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Yeah.
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That sounds about right.
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Anyway, here we go.
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We're doing more broadcasts and more because, you know, we're getting shut down.
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We're getting curtailed.
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We're getting censored.
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And you know what?
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Just like they wrote hieroglyphics on the walls in Africa and in Mesoamerica and in Europe and in Asia, they didn't do it on a power trip.
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No one would know a thousand years later why they did it.
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They did it because they wanted to transfer knowledge.
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And they appreciated the knowledge they heard around the campfire, so they wanted to put it out a new way to other people.
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The psychopaths and sociopaths, they think we're chumps, Rob.
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Yeah.
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Because we care about people.
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That's not why.
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Because we feel interconnected.
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And they know we care about the earth.
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That's why they use environmentalism to get us to guilt and hate ourselves, because we actually care.
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That's ludicrous.
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No, that makes perfect sense.
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I like how he negated his premise immediately.
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Thousands of years, scientists would have no idea what they were...
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They wanted to communicate with each other.
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Oh, do you mean thousands of years later we figured out they wanted to communicate with each other?
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Great.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Are you talking about the beginnings of written communication?
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Because before that everything was orally transmitted?
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Everything was just...
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There were long lineages of cultures before they had writing where everything was just done in like...
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They would tell...
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Right.
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And as we know, after playing telephone...
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Every time you continue to tell a story, it is always 100% accurate.
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It's one of those things that a lot of people don't understand, necessarily, is that Homer wasn't a person.
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No, he was a collection of people.
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Homer was an oral tradition that created and carried down the books The Iliad and The Odyssey.
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Absolutely.
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Well, and there are way more books of that as well, but we just haven't recovered them.
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Right, but those are the ones that are most prominently ascribed to Homer.
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It's insane to me.
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It's insane to me that people don't understand that about like, oh no, this blind poet guy wrote these books.
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That's fun.
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In the same way that like Socrates never wrote anything.
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It was all Plato wrote a bunch of shit and ascribed these words to his teacher Socrates, which is probably an oral tradition.
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Right.
► 02:32:57
So, interesting thoughts you have, Alex, about cave drawings and what have you.
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But also, people don't use environmentalism against you as a weapon.
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They're scared about science.
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I don't actually know how you would use environmentalism as a weapon.
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Well, because his premise is that there's not enough carbon dioxide in the air, and we need more of it.
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That makes perfect sense.
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Well, he's talked about it a bunch.
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The Earth is carbon-deprived.
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So what we actually need to do is burn more coal and put more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, and that will save us all.
► 02:33:30
What the...
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What the fuck is he talking about?
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Well, because his belief is that this whole environmentalism is basically just trying to push carbon taxes and trying to shackle businesses.
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Right, that's what my dad believed.
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Put it under UN control, put it under direct control of Al Gore.
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He doesn't go that far.
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But that's the idea.
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Although that'd be cool if Al Gore controlled all carbon.
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That would be a weird world to live in.
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I am the king of carbon.
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I am Al Gore, carbon king!
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He would be too humble to even accept that.
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Dress me!
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Dress me in armor made of carbon!
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I don't know, man.
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He's just so dumb.
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But we don't have time, and I'm a little bit buzzed, so I don't want to get into the ideas of exactly why this version of climate denial is so fucking stupid, but maybe we can do that another day.
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All climate denial is stupid.
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You know what?
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This particular brand.
► 02:34:19
You know what might be fun?
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Deliciously stupid.
► 02:34:22
You know what might be fun is we take this idea...
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And you do a Dennis Montgomery-style episode about that.
► 02:34:28
Oh, shit.
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That might be a way we could flip the tables.
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Okay.
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Possible.
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We can do that.
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That's all fair conversations.
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All right.
► 02:34:34
Anyway, this next clip is about how everyone hates Alex Jones for no reason.
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And then it gets into something they should not have brought up.
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The point is, is that COG's the way they got rogue groups in the government.
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Believing they're actually fighting some foreign takeover.
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And they're now saying kill the president in major publications.
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And all the Republicans that don't go along, they're Russians.
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And all of us are Russians.
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We're not going to supermaxes, okay?
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This is what they did to the Davidians.
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They demonized them for 51 days.
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And then they went in and killed them.
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And everybody was like, hey, good job.
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That is not what everyone said.
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Did you get that?
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He's talking about the branch Davidians.
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Yes, he did say that.
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Yeah.
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I just want to make sure everyone who's listening got that.
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He's talking about Waco.
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Yeah.
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Which, I don't know, I would say that's a bad corollary, but that is an example of the government kind of doing some crazy shit.
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Right, but it's not an example of the public being like, hooray.
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No.
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Everyone thought that that was...
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Bat shit insane.
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Even very liberal people, conservatives also, everyone thought this is a horrifying thing to behold.
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Yeah, that was Janet Reno, right?
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Yeah.
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She went ape shit.
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She fucked up.
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She done fucked up.
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Yeah, what?
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I don't know.
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It's very complicated.
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I've read books about that, and that is insane.
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I have as well.
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It's a very complicated case.
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The reality is that the people there were mostly victims.
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A lot of them brainwashed and willing victims.
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David Koresh was a horrible, horrible person.
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Right.
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He was raping children.
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Right.
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He was...
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Just, he was out of line.
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He was out of line!
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Oh, you used your strongest words possible for him.
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I think I might have just Alex Jones did.
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I think I might have...
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Hey, look.
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Do you know what he was?
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Do you know what he really was?
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What he really, really was?
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He was so uncool.
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He was very uncool.
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David Koresh was uncool.
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The reality of it is, I don't want to dive deep into that.
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No.
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But the...
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The bigger point is that no one was cool with the fact that they burned people alive in that building.
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No, that's horrifying.
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Everyone thought that was a massive overstep.
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Right.
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Do you know what that's a lot like?
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If you put a lot of carbon dioxide in the air, humanity's gonna burn alive.
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At some point.
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Yep!
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So anyway, it gets worse.
► 02:36:57
They talk more about...
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But also, I want to say that this is an interesting thing to come up because Alex Jones, one of his formative experiences was watching Waco happen.
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As a guy who's from Texas...
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Yeah, he would have been fairly nearby it.
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Sure.
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Also, it's interesting because Bill Hicks...
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The guy who everyone says faked his death and became Alex Jones was deeply involved in a documentary about Waco.
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So it's super interesting, this confluence of things.
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Everybody says he's Bill Hicks.
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He's not Bill Hicks.
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Everybody says he's Bill Hicks.
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I think it's a joke.
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Everybody says he's Bill Hicks.
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Calm down.
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Got those pedophiles.
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And then it comes out later that they weren't that bad.
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He knew the sheriff.
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He knew everybody.
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So they're going to demonize Trump, demonize Trump, demonize Trump.
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So even the people who are kind of on the fence are like, well, maybe Trump is bad.
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The news keeps finding stuff about him.
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No one's on the fence.
► 02:37:58
I want to say also just because they talked about...
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They could have arrested Koresh at any time.
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He was heavily armed.
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Oh, they were so heavily armed.
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He was insanely heavily armed.
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He had an army with him, essentially.
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Small army, but still a bunch of people who were dedicated to him who were heavily armed.
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They were gunrunners.
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And the person...
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So, as I understand it, I don't know all the details, but as I understand it, he usurped the church from somebody else by seducing that person's wife.
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And then when that guy died, the son was supposed to take over the church, and he did.
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And so the two of them got into a little bit of a holy standoff.
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David Koresh, who was the lover of this prophetess, and the son of the prophetess.
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And they got into this thing, like, who should be in charge of the church?
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They dared each other to do a bunch of, like, sort of raise the dead kind of shit.
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And it ended up...
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Like, what was it?
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Who was it?
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Was it Elijah who compared...
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Like, hey...
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Bring all of your holy men and light this giant thing on fire.
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Like that whole...
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Do you remember that whole...
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Or even just Moses.
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Yeah.
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You know, having to do all these tricks to show off to the Egyptians.
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Look!
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Snakes!
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Bah!
► 02:39:12
There's that whole like...
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That's my summation of Moses.
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Hey!
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Snakes!
► 02:39:17
Bah!
► 02:39:17
Bah!
► 02:39:18
So they tried to do that sort of brinksmanship game.
► 02:39:21
And what it ended up with is David Koresh and his followers storming...
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The other guy's compound with guns.
► 02:39:29
So, like, he had a history of armed conflict with people and was deeply, heavily armed and was not coming out of this compound.
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He was wanted for arrest and wasn't coming out.
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Uncool number thing.
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Uncool thing number two.
► 02:39:43
Yeah, so, like, this idea that, like, ah, he would have gone willingly at any point, there's strong indications he wouldn't have.
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Oh, no, he never would have.
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But at the same time, of course you shouldn't burn these people alive in that building.
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Of course not.
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That's a strong stance to take.
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Of course not.
► 02:39:58
Dan, I don't know if you want to die on that hill.
► 02:40:01
The don't burn people alive hill?
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I'm fine being wounded on that hill.
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I wouldn't want to be burned alive on that hill.
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He is bad.
► 02:40:12
You know, the sheriff was going to go public because I talked to filmmakers that got the Academy nomination and won the big awards and then he died a day later.
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Oh, he's so drunk.
► 02:40:28
This is sad.
► 02:40:29
They killed him because he was going to go public.
► 02:40:32
And I don't blame the Delta Force elite army unit for being there and blowing it up and burying it down and killing people that were following orders.
► 02:40:40
That sounds horrible, but just scapegoating them, what they did was wrong.
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There's nothing compared to the orders they were given.
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And I know the people involved in that were haunted by what they did.
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And that's why a lot of things they've done later behind the scenes are trying to rectify that.
► 02:40:53
But that was all a psyop on the military to see if they could get them to turn against the American people.
► 02:41:00
And also the media did a demonization campaign.
► 02:41:03
It was meant to turn us against the military so then they would hate us and then they would get their fight.
► 02:41:07
Instead, we're going to love the military.
► 02:41:09
He is so drunk.
► 02:41:11
That is ludicrous.
► 02:41:12
Yeah.
► 02:41:13
That is just...
► 02:41:16
The most St. Louis of rappers.
► 02:41:19
What?
► 02:41:20
Nelly?
► 02:41:20
Yeah.
► 02:41:23
I don't think Ludacris is from St. Louis.
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No, Ludacris is from Atlanta.
► 02:41:26
I think he has a great hit called Welcome to Atlanta.
► 02:41:30
That's where the players play.
► 02:41:31
I know.
► 02:41:32
I said St. Louis and just went, no.
► 02:41:34
Do you know how St. Louis I am?
► 02:41:36
How St. Louis are you?
► 02:41:36
You should ask my tattooist.
► 02:41:39
That's a great Murphy Lee quote.
► 02:41:41
One of the St. Lunatics.
► 02:41:43
God damn it, I love the St. Lunatics.
► 02:41:44
Anyway.
► 02:41:47
Look, the Branch Davidian Waco situation is incredibly complicated.
► 02:41:52
How did they get on that?
► 02:41:54
Well, because...
► 02:41:55
Just that weird reference from Rob Dew?
► 02:41:57
Rob Dew was talking about how they're demonizing Trump so they can take him down in the same way that the media demonized the Branch Davidians and talked about how he was fucking kids.
► 02:42:08
Which he was.
► 02:42:09
David Koresh was.
► 02:42:11
Like how we're talking about Trump is guilty of sexual assault.
► 02:42:15
Like he is.
► 02:42:17
And like, let's be clear.
► 02:42:20
In the scale of cult leaders, David Koresh wasn't as bad as Jim Jones.
► 02:42:28
But he's in the conversation.
► 02:42:30
They're in the same conversation.
► 02:42:32
Full disclosure, my parents were in a cult.
► 02:42:35
The cult leader?
► 02:42:37
He did jail time.
► 02:42:38
Yeah.
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He's not in the conversation.
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No.
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That's how bad cults are.
► 02:42:43
Yeah.
► 02:42:43
Just being a cult leader, probably going to do jail time, there are some seriously bad cult leaders.
► 02:42:49
I would say that almost any time there's a schism in a church and someone leads people off in another direction...
► 02:42:56
Isn't it schism?
► 02:42:57
It's one or the other.
► 02:42:58
They're both accurate pronunciations.
► 02:43:01
But any time that happens and there is an offshoot of a church...
► 02:43:07
Generally, someone's up to something.
► 02:43:09
Hey, if you're a dude and you're leading a cult, chances are you're doing it to have sex with people.
► 02:43:16
Anyway, we have two clips left.
► 02:43:19
This next one, if you had any doubt in your mind, which I don't think it's possible at this point, but if you had any doubt in your mind that Alex Jones has been drunk this entire time...
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Cast that aside and listen to this.
► 02:43:34
Jordan, please do not interrupt this because it is stupid.
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Not going to say a word.
► 02:43:38
There's three ways to learn, or maybe four, but you can learn through experience.
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You can learn through education.
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Or you can learn through revelation.
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I'd say through your DNA.
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I agree, DNA.
► 02:43:58
Yeah, exactly, race memory.
► 02:43:59
So there is always more, exactly.
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Instincts, common sense.
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So there's common sense.
► 02:44:07
There's learning.
► 02:44:10
Let's go over the ways you learn.
► 02:44:13
Well, you have education, like you said.
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You have...
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Experience.
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Experience.
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Revelation.
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Which probably is the DNA.
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You think that's what it is?
► 02:44:25
Well, it's spiritual, but yeah, exactly.
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That's why you know it.
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Yeah.
► 02:44:33
That's insane.
► 02:44:34
And you really learn by screwing up.
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That's how you learn.
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That's one of the biggest ways.
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The best way is to learn.
► 02:44:42
So let me ask you this question.
► 02:44:45
Spoiler alert, he doesn't ask him a question.
► 02:44:48
But I love that the best way is to learn.
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Is to learn.
► 02:44:51
For the last two minutes, he was talking about the different ways to learn.
► 02:44:55
His summation of it is, the best way is to learn.
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Hey, look.
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If you want to learn, let me tell you about the best way to do it.
► 02:45:02
Learning.
► 02:45:03
Oh, God.
► 02:45:05
At no point was books mentioned.
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No.
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Reading.
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Nope.
► 02:45:09
Studying.
► 02:45:10
Nuh-uh.
► 02:45:11
The part about that is like...
► 02:45:12
Listening?
► 02:45:13
Listening was not mentioned at all.
► 02:45:15
No.
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Definitely not.
► 02:45:17
Communicating with people?
► 02:45:18
Nope.
► 02:45:19
Sharing experiences?
► 02:45:20
Nuh-uh.
► 02:45:21
Yeah, yeah.
► 02:45:22
Trying to be empathic of others?
► 02:45:24
No chance.
► 02:45:26
Just like that?
► 02:45:27
To me, it's an encapsulation of someone who won't leave my house.
► 02:45:31
Like, that is, it's three o 'clock, I want to go to bed, get the fuck out of my house.
► 02:45:36
Best way to learn is just, learn, learn.
► 02:45:40
Let's recap.
► 02:45:41
I just said three ways to learn, and then you said a fourth, and I don't like it when you talked.
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So, how do you learn?
► 02:45:49
And then he immediately, Rob Dew was like, you know what?
► 02:45:53
DNA is probably one of those that you mentioned.
► 02:45:56
I'm not going to say that you got one wrong.
► 02:45:58
I'll be honest.
► 02:45:58
I think Revelation is DNA.
► 02:46:01
Race memory.
► 02:46:01
Thanks.
► 02:46:02
Thanks, dude.
► 02:46:03
White race memory.
► 02:46:05
That's after them just talking about the Branch Davidians and shit.
► 02:46:09
It's like, what?
► 02:46:10
What is fucking happening?
► 02:46:11
Wow.
► 02:46:12
So this last clip is Rob Dew accidentally kind of hitting the nail on the head of why I started this podcast.
► 02:46:22
Now, they're talking about the mainstream media.
► 02:46:25
Right.
► 02:46:27
Imagine what he's talking about, but about them.
► 02:46:31
Can't imagine that.
► 02:46:32
And that will kind of clear up some of my motivations.
► 02:46:36
Okay.
► 02:46:37
Every time we face real bonafide censorship, it's not just the listeners figure it out and spread the word, but it's like doors just fly open.
► 02:46:45
It's the vibe.
► 02:46:46
It just goes...
► 02:46:47
And things start happening.
► 02:46:50
Other people decide, you know what, I've got to step in.
► 02:46:53
That's usually how it happens.
► 02:46:55
People get pushed so far, and at some point they go, I've had enough.
► 02:47:00
I mean, what's your line in the sand?
► 02:47:03
How many times has Alex asked that?
► 02:47:06
When are you going to go, I've had enough, I'm done, I'm going to start stepping forward instead of taking a step back?
► 02:47:13
And being intimidated by MSM or some dweeby, First of all, that is a perfect encapsulation of why I started this.
► 02:47:30
I watched the election night on InfoWars and I saw them mocking everyone who was crying.
► 02:47:37
It was a room full of white dudes laughing at...
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A very diverse crowd who realized, oh shit, our lives are in danger.
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The things that keep us alive, Planned Parenthood, for the most basic example, immigration laws, that sort of stuff, all of the progress that we made is going to be rolled back and I am in danger.
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They were crying legitimately in a room full of white dudes who were laughing, smoking cigars.
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They have been proven to be absolutely correct.
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Yep.
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Absolutely.
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All those tears were legitimate.
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How many times do you have to read a story about children being separated from their mother?
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Once.
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Because she's been deported for nonsense.
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For bullshit reasons.
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Family is broken up.
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Because of spite.
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That's really what it is.
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It really comes down to...
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Cruel technicalities.
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Cruelty.
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Yeah.
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And that was it.
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That was it for me.
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I watched that, and that was the moment that Rob Dude just described.
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When are you going to do something?
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I've had enough.
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That was the line.
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That was absolutely the line.
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And before that, I knew that Alex Jones was a liar.
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I could have documented it before that, but it was fun to laugh at him.
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Do you know what the line for me was?
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That night we went out drinking, and I was like, hey, let's do this podcast.
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You got it.
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You asked me politely.
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I would love to posit myself as some sort of holy crusader, but I didn't have this idea.
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You did.
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You're along for the ride.
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You're fucking kicking ass.
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You're an essential piece of it, and I love you.
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You're along for the ride.
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Now, here is where Alex Jones, as we've mentioned, is fucking drunk, takes this to an anti-semantic direction.
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Great.
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I say Nazis are horrible working with the Jewish mafia to kill Jews in World War II, George Soros.
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It's like Pulitzer Prize books on it.
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And so the Jewish newspaper, semi-Semitic, they're the ones discrediting themselves.
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I feel sorry for them.
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It's not like I have to sit there like, oh my God, don't call me a name.
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They're the ones like who have dementia that are basically eating their own crap.
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I mean, I don't even, you know, I don't take pleasure in the fact that they're doing it, but it just doesn't matter.
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Infowars.com forward slash show.
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Infowars.com forward slash show.
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Spread that link to everybody you know.
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What a piece of shit.
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Yes!
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Thank you, Alex Jones.
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What a piece of shit.
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What a pile of fucking garbage.
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Now, just to get the taste out of our mouths.
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I am ready.
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I am more than ready.
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Let me say this right now.
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Let me tell.
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I'm not against gay people.
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Okay?
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I love them.
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They're great folks.
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But Schiff looks like the art type.
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Archetypal cocksucker with those little deer-in-the-headlight eyes and all his stuff, and there's something about this fairy hopping around, bossing everybody around, trying to intimidate people like me and you.
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I want to tell Congressman Schiff and all the rest of them, hey, listen, asshole, quit saying Roger and I, and I've never used cussing in 22 years, but the gloves are off.
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Listen, you son of a bitch, what the fuck's your problem?
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You want to sit here and say that I'm a goddamn fucking Russian?
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You get in my face with that, I'll beat your goddamn ass, you son of a bitch.
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You piece of shit.
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You fucking goddamn fucker.
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Listen, fuckhead, you have fucking crossed the line.
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Get that through your goddamn fucking head.
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Stop pushing your shit.
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You're the people that have fucked this country over and gang raped the shit out of it and lost an election.
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So stop shooting your mouth off claiming I'm the enemy.
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You got that, you goddamn son of a bitch?
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Fill your hand.
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I'm sorry, but I'm done.
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You start calling me a foreign agent, those are fucking fighting words.
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Excuse me.
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The reason I wanted to play that again is because it's so fucking awesome.
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It's so fucking great.
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But then, secondarily, I just want to illustrate, we've taken this ride throughout this entire episode, and we've gotten to the point where he's end-of-the-night drunk, and I wanted to remind people that he started as angry drunk.
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He started fucking morning drunk.
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He's been drunk this entire time, but it's different stages of drunk.
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So, Alex, this is a textbook.
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I hate to do this.
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You busted.
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Don't!
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You are an alcoholic, and we like to make fun of you, but I'd like to end this on actually a slightly sincere note.
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Get help.
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We just said that at the same time because we mean it.
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You have a severe problem.
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As do we, and that problem?
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Empathy.
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Because he is a monster, and yet somehow, somehow both of us are like, dude, you should really turn your life around.
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Well, I think we recognize humanity, and maybe...
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We've had issues with substances at various times.
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I can speak for myself.
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And I've known people who have had tremendous substance problems, and a lot of his behaviors kind of mirror a lot of theirs, but you just give that crazy person that you know who has a drug problem a nationally syndicated radio show.
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It's not good!
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It's not good!
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It's like this.
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No, and, you know, as, you know...
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We've talked about this a bunch of times.
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It's not really ethical to diagnose mental illness.
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Absolutely not, but there's definitely something going on.
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No, but I think...
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Based on the sound that we heard of him drinking, the fact that he's hiding a cup under his desk, his clearly drunk behavior, his drunk behavior at the inauguration, how wasted he was on Rogan's show, these are all indications to me that he has a very serious problem with alcohol.
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And maybe some of these behaviors that we like to make fun of, and we should be making fun of.
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Agreed.
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Some of them might have their root in a substance abuse problem.
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As much of a monster he is, I've done some shit that I absolutely regret.
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Listen, I'm not saying we shouldn't be doing this.
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No, absolutely not.
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I'm just trying to make this the fairest podcast possible about Alex Jones.
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Right.
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And if we are going to do that, we have to recognize...
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That maybe he's not as bad of a person underneath that.
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It's possible, but the only way for us to ever prove that is for him to get help.
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And that's never going to happen.
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Interestingly enough, if we get him help, we have to end the podcast.
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He's probably going to be fine.
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He's probably going to be a good dude.
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He's going to love trans people.
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Wait, no.
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He's a monster, and he's going to be a monster no matter what.
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Never mind.
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Fuck him!
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But if he did get help, and he stopped doing his show...
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That wouldn't ruin this show.
► 02:54:14
We can transition to Michael Savage.
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Like, there's a hundred of these dudes.
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You're right.
► 02:54:21
You're right.
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And they're all equally easy to, like, point out where they're lying.
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We're not gonna run out of fuckfaces.
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Yeah, fucking asshole conservative.
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Not even conservative.
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No.
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That's not fair to conservatives.
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Although, usually, conservatives.
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Crazy, right-wing fucks.
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Yup!
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Anyway, Alex, please get help.
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You deserve it.
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Your family deserves it.
► 02:54:45
Apparently you have a fourth kid.
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They deserve it.
► 02:54:47
Let me ask you a question, Dan.
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What's up?
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If you were looking to find us, where would you do so?
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On the streets, bitch.
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All right.
► 02:54:55
That wasn't the prompt I was giving you, but that also seems fair enough.
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Yeah.
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At knowledgefight.com.
► 02:55:01
That's our website.
► 02:55:02
You can also follow us at knowledgefight.com.
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That's correct.
► 02:55:09
On Twitter?
► 02:55:09
Yep.
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Our DMs are open.
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Bring it.
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Yeah.
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Alex Jones, if you would like the impetus to get help, DM us.
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Sure, we have some resources.
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We'll refer you to a good program.
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I know some people who have a suicide hotline, and if Trump doesn't get impeached, you're going to be there real quick.
► 02:55:26
Yeah.
► 02:55:26
Also, you can email us if you want at knowledgefight at gmail.com.
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You got it.
► 02:55:33
Did get an email recently from a listener who wants a signed wine bottle.
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No shit!
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Oh, I will sign the fuck out of that wine bottle.
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If you guys would also like a wine bottle, I mean, you gotta pay for shipping.
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I don't know how much that costs.
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I'm really bad at this.
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You're bad at this.
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But we have a bunch of empty wine bottles.
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We'll send you one autographed.
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Or we have these shirts that maybe if enough people want them, we can send them out.
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Who knows?
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Also, Dan, you do a shit ton of work.
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And if you guys want to support that NPR style or...
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There's a link on knowledgefight.com.
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You can check that out.
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Absolutely.
► 02:56:08
Thank you all so much.
► 02:56:09
Jordan, this has been delightful.
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It has been...
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Delightful.
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Let me ask you a question.
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I'd love to answer this question.
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What are we?
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I would say that we are dudes who are into policy.
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Play the clip.
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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
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Thanks for holding.
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Hello, Alex.
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I'm a first-time caller.
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I'm a huge fan.
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I love your work.
