Today, Dan explains to Jordan all about what happened on the Alex Jones Show on February 6, 2017. Topics covered include: What news makes Alex Jones physically sick to read? How long can Dan and Jordan listen to Milo Yiannopolis without turning him off? Does Alex have any historical regrets about WW2? Is George Soros cool, or super uncool?
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| And welcome back. | ||
| This is what I'm going to call an emergency meeting of the Knowledge Fight. | ||
| The Knowledge Fight bat signal went up, and we had to respond. | ||
| Also, there's no girls allowed in the... | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Handwritten sign. | ||
| We learned. | ||
| That Milo Yiannopoulos was going to be a guest on Knowledge Fight, and we decided we fucking have to cover this. | ||
| It was an immediate... | ||
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Wait, wait. | |
| What did he say? | ||
| He's going to be a guest on InfoWars. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| On Alex Jones. | ||
| Not on our show. | ||
| But we knew we had to cover it. | ||
| We had to get in the studio. | ||
| We had to take care of it. | ||
| Now, unfortunately, in between... | ||
| That makes us sound like we're heroes. | ||
| We kind of are. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
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All right. | |
| You know what? | ||
| I'm a hero. | ||
| You're losing your mind, but all right. | ||
| I'm a hero. | ||
| You know what else I am? | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| My new favorite drop. | ||
| I just want to throw that everywhere. | ||
| I swear, when somebody finally gives us the techno remix, that's going in there along with I Love You. | ||
| Let's do a clean take for you guys if you want to make a hip-hop remix of this. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Best thing that's ever been said. | ||
| What a fucking asshole. | ||
| Loves to get into the nitty gritty. | ||
| If there's anything we know about Alex Jones, it's that he loves figuring out what bills are most important. | ||
| Just getting in the weeds. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Let me ask you a question. | ||
| Does that subsection get you hot? | ||
| I know it does for Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| He's a wonk. | ||
| But, unfortunately, in between the time that we decided that we were going to do this episode about Milo being on... | ||
| Today, when you're listening to this, it will be yesterday's show. | ||
| On Tuesday's show, let me back up. | ||
| Milo was a guest. | ||
| And restart the opening bump there, if you could? | ||
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Alright. | |
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a dates wonk. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Milo was a guest on Monday. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And we decided we had to do a show. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And on Tuesday, he had another guest. | ||
| Alex had another guest, which is way more important, way bigger. | ||
| He had... | ||
| One of Putin's advisors and confidants and friends and a guy who's actually a philosopher and a pretty mental heavyweight. | ||
| He's a really smart guy, but he's also a close associate of Vladimir Putin. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| Alexander Dugan was a guest on the Alex Jones Show. | ||
| And that, to me, takes way bigger precedence. | ||
| This changes the game. | ||
| Do you mean having a top Russian propagandist on an ostensibly American radio show? | ||
| Truth show. | ||
| Truth show. | ||
| Americana. | ||
| On the Infowars. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he had Alexander Dugan on, and I feel like that's all we should be talking about. | ||
| Unfortunately, it's not. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is something that heavy news organizations should be covering. | ||
| We can't handle it. | ||
| Are they covering it? | ||
| Not yet. | ||
| Not that I've seen. | ||
| Do you think they will cover it? | ||
| If they do, Alex will just be like, look at them still trying to say we're Russian shills. | ||
| Whilst behaving like Russian shills. | ||
| Like Russian shills? | ||
| I have a couple clips from that interview. | ||
| Using his classic technique of, I know you are, but what am I? | ||
| Pot kettle bullshit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Not paw kettle. | ||
| He was a delight. | ||
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Paw kettle? | |
| Was he a racist? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| I don't remember the reference. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| I have a couple clips from the Dugan interview, and then we'll get to the business of Monday's show. | ||
| But I want to illustrate just how fucked up this interview that he did with this Russian associate of Vladimir Putin's is. | ||
| Here's the first one, Jordan. | ||
| Enjoy this insanity. | ||
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That is the position of Putin as well. | |
| He is not imperialist. | ||
| He is not fanatic. | ||
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He has no idea to invade no country. | |
| In fact, I notice how humble he is. | ||
| He's always saying America is more powerful. | ||
| Okay, you're great. | ||
| We just want our right to be here. | ||
| He's framing that as Putin's standpoint. | ||
| Alexander Dugan said that Putin is not imperialistic. | ||
| He does not want to invade other countries, although he pronounced it in Wade, which is fine. | ||
| He has an accent. | ||
| He's Russian. | ||
| I don't give a shit. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it does bring a little bit of levity to know that we've got a Star Trek character running things here. | ||
| Yeah, and then Alex's response is, I've noticed how humble Putin is. | ||
| That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. | ||
| For a man who rides horses shirtless, humility does not seem like the word I would describe. | ||
| Yeah, and then during the interview, too, they were talking about how Russia is on the forefront of fighting globalism. | ||
| Can we not just stop and then everybody listening, let's take three seconds to absorb what the fuck that was. | ||
| And the next clip I have is substantially worse. | ||
| One, he kind of sounds like a Nazi. | ||
| He's Russian. | ||
| He's got a mix of a German-Russian accent there. | ||
| If you listen to that clip tightly, you can definitely hear a goose step. | ||
| In the background. | ||
| Within his teeth. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| His goose teething. | ||
| So, during the... | ||
| Heil Putin! | ||
| During the interview, they also discuss how Putin kicked out the oligarchs 18 years ago, and how this was a big deal. | ||
| I mean, now, we do have to give him credit. | ||
| No, we don't. | ||
| When you tear down an oligarchy and replace it with an autocratic dictatorship, you did tear down the oligarchy. | ||
| But from... | ||
| Most of the reports that I've read by thorough journalists, he didn't kick out oligarchs. | ||
| He just told them, I'm taking a cut. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He just came into power and was like, I want half of what you have. | ||
| And that's why Putin has $200 billion. | ||
| He didn't kick out the oligarchs. | ||
| This is all just a fabricated narrative. | ||
| But as we all know from our extensive understanding of the mafia, through, let's call it the godfathers, when you do that... | ||
| When you kick out, or when you just, you know, you become the overboss. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he's, I mean, they're not oligarchs anymore, they're just really rich dudes. | ||
| Yeah, they're your second bosses. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| They're your... | ||
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They're made men. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| There's an Italian word for it. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| It bears some resemblance to what Trump will probably end up doing if he gets his way. | ||
| You know. | ||
| We're... | ||
| We've all lost our minds, right? | ||
| Has anybody adequately explained yet what the fuck is going on other than people like us shouting, Flee! | ||
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Flee! | |
| Fly, you fools! | ||
| Are we Gandalfing right now? | ||
| I think we are. | ||
| And then we've got... | ||
| Trump is Saruman and Putin is Sauron. | ||
| We're living in the Lord of the Rings. | ||
| We are. | ||
| Who has the one ring? | ||
| I don't want to be Frodo. | ||
| I really don't want to be Frodo. | ||
| I want to just be... | ||
| Who's cool in there? | ||
| Can I be Tom Bombadil? | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Joyous Tom Bombadil wearing his pastels galloping through the woods. | ||
| Who is described as the most powerful being in Lord of the Rings, which, of course, why wouldn't he? | ||
| I've got a podcast. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Why do I know this much about Lord of the Rings? | ||
| Is this okay? | ||
| Yeah, it's fine. | ||
| It's great literature. | ||
| All right. | ||
| What was my other... | ||
| I would say I want to be Boromir because he dies in the middle of... | ||
| And he dies a hero. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Which is fine. | ||
| The other thing is that all of these aspects of the dirty dossier are starting to come out as kind of like, uh-oh. | ||
| That looks like it might have been real. | ||
| Oh, it can't not be real at this point, right? | ||
| Not the pea stuff, necessarily. | ||
| The salacious stuff like that. | ||
| Who cares about the... | ||
| Some individual got 20% of Russia's state oil interest. | ||
| Now, it is... | ||
| And that's traced back to an untraceable bank account in the Cayman Islands. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I've heard a couple of different theories... | ||
| That's in the dirty dossier! | ||
| I've heard a couple of different theories about billionaires from Saudi Arabia getting it, as well as somebody from... | ||
| Alex would not be happy about that. | ||
| Somebody from Qatar. | ||
| But Qatar was a separate piece. | ||
| Yeah, okay. | ||
| Which is another great piece of literature right there. | ||
| Qatar is the separate piece? | ||
| A separate piece. | ||
| Qatar, comma... | ||
| Anyway, let's not dig into the dirty dossier. | ||
| Let's get to this other clip from the Dugan interview, which I think should... | ||
| Look, I'm not saying that anyone needs to kick Alex Jones off the air. | ||
| I'm not saying we need to censor him. | ||
| But this clip is so fucked up, I don't even know... | ||
| How to set it up appropriately. | ||
| Awesome. | ||
| Thanks, America. | ||
| No, but I get your point that kind of the New Atlantis idea could merge with the British Empire and then end up taking over the world and then, say, merge it all together. | ||
| So it kind of is... | ||
| Holy fuck. | ||
| The proto-globalism is what you're saying. | ||
| Just to give you some context, that New Atlantis thing is Francis Bacon's idea about America being a New Atlantis, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| There's like... | ||
| It's super complicated, but that part isn't really all that nefarious. | ||
| So when he uses the term Atlantis, it's just sort of like a metaphorical piece about the beginnings of America. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so anyway, this is where it gets nefarious. | ||
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Yes, absolutely, absolutely. | |
| Britain's vision of the world was the root of globalization. | ||
| And the United States of America... | ||
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They opposed to this Britain domination. | |
| They opposed. | ||
| You have opposed. | ||
| No, they were. | ||
| And, of course, the Russian czars, I'm not saying they were perfect, but they were opposed to it, too. | ||
| And that's why they were basically taken out. | ||
| Also, if you... | ||
| Wait, so that's why he thinks the Russian czars were taken out? | ||
| That's not even the fucked up part I was talking about. | ||
| No, well, I mean, we're already in complete la-la fantasy land here. | ||
| Sure, and it gets worse. | ||
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Yeah, great. | |
| But also, I want to say, if you are unfortunate enough to listen to Infowars like I do, make note of every time that Alex says that somebody's not perfect, and you will start to see a trend that's very similar to Trump's use of quotation marks in his tweets. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Trump always wants to use a racial slur whenever he uses quotes in something. | ||
| He's like, bad, quote, dudes out there. | ||
| Or we have to stop, quote, evil from getting into the country. | ||
| Stuff like that. | ||
| He always wants to say something offensive, and the quote marks are him stopping. | ||
| Whenever Alex says, they're not perfect, it's like... | ||
| And they've committed a genocide or two. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| They're not bad hombres. | ||
| Which one of us is perfect? | ||
| It's that sort of bullshit. | ||
| Who among us has not, at the very least, wished a genocide upon someone? | ||
| Also, I've been keeping track of the ear things. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| And there's no discernible pattern yet, but twice when he's talking about drinking, he tugs his ear. | ||
| When he was talking about booze during the Super Bowl, he tugged his ear a little. | ||
| And I was like, alright, I see what you're doing. | ||
| Alright, there we go. | ||
| Anyway, here's the fucked up. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And that is why we were friends with America, because we opposed this globalist agenda, and we affirmed the liberty, the freedom for each society to construct, to create, to build their own civilization. | ||
| Let me ask you a question. | ||
| Would it have been better, because obviously World War II, the Nazis were bad, but if you look at World War I, the British did basically start that. | ||
| Russia helped defeat the Germans and then got betrayed. | ||
| Would have been better for history if Russia wouldn't have come in on the side of England? | ||
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I think that is difficult to revise the historical aspect. | |
| Even the Russian propagandist is like, that shit's crazy, man. | ||
| I give him some credit that he's like, hold on. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Do you legitimately hear what Alex just said? | ||
| We all know the Nazis are bad. | ||
| Well, here's the thing that he said. | ||
| He even said that. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Well, I mean, the Nazis, look, Nazis, who hasn't... | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Committed a genocide. | ||
| We're not all perfect. | ||
| Every single fucking one of us has an oven in our house. | ||
| Yeah, no kidding. | ||
| Why else would you have one? | ||
| There's no conceivable other possibility. | ||
| Killing Jews and Virginia Woolf killing herself, right? | ||
| Is that her? | ||
| No, that was Sylvia Plath. | ||
| I'm a feminist. | ||
| You're thinking of Sibley Plath. | ||
| Clearly, you weren't a depressed teenager who was also a girl. | ||
| No, I went different directions with my depression. | ||
| I went to God. | ||
| I went directly to Wiccanism. | ||
| I'm jealous, because all I have is a bunch of Christian ska lyrics kicking around in my head. | ||
| The most dangerous of ska. | ||
| He's quite literally suggesting that the world might be a better place if the Nazis had won World War II. | ||
| Well, here's the other thing that he slipped in there that I think we kind of glossed over. | ||
| He said Russia got betrayed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Do you know who would have betrayed Russia in this particular circumstance? | |
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| You're talking about Germany betraying them, right? | ||
| No. | ||
| He said after the Russians defeated Germany and then got betrayed. | ||
| Because of globalism. | ||
| That's his argument. | ||
| If you want to do that, but again, still, that idea there is that Russia was betrayed. | ||
| Instead of Russia went apeshit authoritarian government. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He's basically rewriting history to saying that Churchill and FDR were bad people. | ||
| I think he... | ||
| Were betrayers. | ||
| I think that Alex would probably argue that... | ||
| I don't know how he feels about Churchill, necessarily. | ||
| They were tools of the globalists. | ||
| You'd definitely say that about FDR, yeah, for sure. | ||
| Well, I mean, you know, Churchill still has a bust in. | ||
| Trump put a bust of Churchill in there, which boggles my mind, because I don't know if he knows who Churchill was. | ||
| And we're fucking, like, almost 20 days into Trump's presidency. | ||
| This is the worst presidency in the history of America. | ||
| We're going to count it by the day. | ||
| But we're 20 days in already, and Alex still takes time on the show to complain. | ||
| About how someone claimed that Trump threw out the bust of Martin Luther King. | ||
| It was like, yeah, that was misreported. | ||
| No one really cared. | ||
| No one thought anything of it. | ||
| Also, no one would be surprised. | ||
| I think that's why... | ||
| So there is a lot of fake news now being shared amongst the left. | ||
| But the problem with news about Trump is there's nothing that you wouldn't believe at this point. | ||
| You could literally spin any lie and it has the ring of plausibility. | ||
| Because Trump is fucking insane. | ||
| They're so close. | ||
| They're so close. | ||
| I want to make fun of Trump, but I can't go far enough outside of the realm of possibility to make it absurd. | ||
| You want to say he's a bad dude. | ||
| He's a guy who wants to fuck his daughter. | ||
| It's like, well, he's kind of said that. | ||
| He's kind of said that. | ||
| He beats his wife. | ||
| She's kind of said he did. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's raped his wife. | ||
| She testified that he walked that back. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| In that deposition, I'm sure you can walk that shit back. | ||
| Or he's being blackmailed by Russia with the dirty dossier. | ||
| Which... | ||
| Less and less dirty by the day. | ||
| We can't stop saying it. | ||
| It's so great. | ||
| But even if there's no pee story, which we can all believe that, who gives a shit, though? | ||
| A man wants to get peed on. | ||
| That's window dressing. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, exactly. | ||
| But any other president, and you're like, that's crazy, guys. | ||
| There's no way anybody is blackmailing the president. | ||
| He's blackmailing! | ||
| Blackmailing the president! | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's hard to believe literally any other situation. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I mean, we can't say that with absolute certainty, but boy. | ||
| Boy, does it sound like he's blackmailing the president. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, I mean, we're in a real fucked up time, but hey, it's time to get to Monday. | ||
| We're going to have some fun with this. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We got that Dugan out of the way. | ||
| We got the horrifying, monstrous reality out of the way. | ||
| Before I get to this, I didn't pull the clip because it's from boring-ass David Knight, but he takes over at the end of the show. | ||
| And he accidentally lets slip that it's not so much about Muslims and terrorism. | ||
| The great enemy is the UN. | ||
| Oh, great. | ||
| He has a little slip of the tongue, and if he wasn't so boring, I would play it here. | ||
| But he sucks. | ||
| So let's get to it. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| One last thing about the whole Russian thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If I was going to put together an idea of what their plan is... | ||
| Russia's plan. | ||
| Well, Putin's plan. | ||
| Russia's not a person. | ||
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No, no. | |
| Fine, fine. | ||
| Here's what I would say I'm seeing as their plan. | ||
| They are trying to demolish all of the United Nations. | ||
| All the groups. | ||
| The EU, the UK. | ||
| Whether or not they're going to do anything but turn America into either a non-issue for them or somehow they're lackey. | ||
| The main goal there is whenever they separate everybody else, then finally they can actually get their economy going. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because right now Russia has no economy. | ||
| Because... | ||
| They keep fucking with people and we've set sanctions. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| So they do that. | ||
| That keeps them from being beholden to the sanctions of the United States. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Or the sanctions are just life dead. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, and God knows that's probably going to happen here soon. | ||
| Boy, howdy. | ||
| Somehow John McCain is the least worst person on the sanctions right now. | ||
| Oh, well. | ||
| So then that gives them open trading with all of these other nations who otherwise wouldn't trade with them. | ||
| And they have massive oil reserves. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| They could really bolster their economy back up. | ||
| And then take back countries. | ||
| Whenever they get that, they are going to do the Ukraine to all the things. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's what they're doing. | ||
| Probably the entire old Soviet Union. | ||
| Yeah, they're trying to rebuild that. | ||
| Or at least that's Putin's main goal. | ||
| It does seem like actions have indicated that. | ||
| So that's my theory as to what's happening. | ||
| I think that's a strong theory, but we're not here to be a speculative show. | ||
| We're not here to make guesses. | ||
| We're here to laugh. | ||
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And mock Alex Jones being stupid as fuck. | |
| So, keep in mind, Alex Jones is a policy wonk. | ||
| Now keep that in mind for the rest of time. | ||
| For the rest of time. | ||
| Alex starts this show off by explaining that he is fucking sickened by something he's read. | ||
| Oh no! | ||
| He's fucking so disgusted. | ||
| I'm surprised both by the fact that he's read something and... | ||
| Wait, no, that's the only thing I'm surprised by. | ||
| Well, you might not be surprised to learn that he maybe didn't read it. | ||
| You know, I've got news here in front of me that I started reading about last night that physically made me sick. | ||
| And it makes me sick that my fellow humans are this nasty, this conniving, this evil, and they've come up with plans like this. | ||
| Do you want to try and guess what the plans are? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
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They make Alex physically sick. | |
| This evil, he's physically sick. | ||
| Polonium poisoning everybody in the planet. | ||
| Okay, that's an interesting guess. | ||
| Where I live, here in Austin, Texas, has been studied and actuaried and looked at. | ||
| For more than 25 years as the global model city of the future. | ||
| First of all, I'm not sure why you're mad about that. | ||
| I don't understand why he sounds so angry about that. | ||
| People being like, your city is awesome. | ||
| People have been telling me for 25 years that this city... | ||
| Is an amazing place to live. | ||
| And it's going to be whatever place it's like in the future. | ||
| I love living here. | ||
| And that sickens me. | ||
| Well, because it's occupied. | ||
| It sickens me that this place is so enjoyable to live in. | ||
| Let's see if he can explain it a little better than just your city is awesome. | ||
| And when you actually read what they say they're going to do under Agenda 21 and you realize it's only being done in one Chinese city, One Japanese city, one German city, and one U.S. city. | ||
| And you read what they're... | ||
| Somebody just pop open a cold one? | ||
| That was me. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
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That was me. | |
| I want to be clear. | ||
| I didn't realize that would pick up on the mics, but that was me when I was editing the clips. | ||
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Okay. | |
| I had an energy drink. | ||
| It wasn't a beer. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| That sounds like I'm being Alex. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| Which it legitimately was. | ||
| I'm drinking wine right now. | ||
| He looks pretty amped. | ||
| Doing and what they've got planned. | ||
| It is so horrible that it just makes me want to cry. | ||
| It's so premeditated, so obvious, so documented, so arrogant, so naked, so terrible that I don't even want to sit here and talk about it. | ||
| And not give it the true justice of making a 30-minute special report documenting every facet of it. | ||
| He's on minute six of talking about it, and he just got to the, I don't even want to talk about this. | ||
| Usually he starts with, I don't want to talk about this, and then gets into it. | ||
| But, oh man, this is fucking nuts. | ||
| What is going to happen here? | ||
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He is really ramping up the suspense. | |
| Is there going to be an M. Night Shyamalan twist here? | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| Listen, I don't want to spoil anything, but no. | ||
| As fast as I can research, it's so big, it's so old, it's so planned, that it just goes on and on and on and on. | ||
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Worse and worse and worse and worse. | |
| Then you find out how many people are involved in it. | ||
| And then you realize about half the people fleeing San Francisco and Los Angeles to come to Austin aren't useful group idiots that are leaving the system that failed that they helped bring down. | ||
| They know it's all a big scam and are coming here to collude with it, to collaborate with it, and to help suck everything dry and rip everybody off and then move on in 20, 30 years. | ||
| They even train their kids how to do it. | ||
| That's why I used to go to these smart growth conferences and agenda 21 conferences and I'd say, this is a giant scam. | ||
| You're raising rents and you're hurting people and you're creating monopolies and they would just go, get out of my way, scum. | ||
| Of course we are. | ||
| Listen to this one. | ||
| Tell us something we don't know. | ||
| That's a Doctor Who monster. | ||
| And they're just all in there in these frenzied meetings, just lobbying the city at the convention center, just like all laughing and cackling and just rubbing their hands together to collude and rob everybody. | ||
| Is this going to be a Comic-Con or something? | ||
| What am I talking about? | ||
| Well, it ties into how world leaders were duped. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| Oh, the leaders didn't know they were duped. | ||
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No, ladies and gentlemen. | |
| That's not what I'm getting into. | ||
| Nico, I think I actually gave you my stack on that. | ||
| He had fucking nothing! | ||
| He had nothing! | ||
| He had fucking nothing! | ||
| That was bullshit! | ||
| That was nothing! | ||
| He just described how evil nothing was! | ||
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What is going on? | |
| It literally could be anything. | ||
| It could have been anything. | ||
| One Chinese city, one Japanese city, one German city, and one U.S. city. | ||
| Now we can assume the U.S. city is Austin. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Let's go with what Chinese city do you want to go with? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Shanghai? | ||
| Let's go with Shanghai. | ||
| That was my first thought as well. | ||
| Because you can't pick Beijing. | ||
| No. | ||
| That doesn't jive with the Austin. | ||
| Maybe it's in Hong Kong. | ||
| It could be in Hong Kong. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| No. | ||
| Hong Kong is... | ||
| So Germany, we go Munich. | ||
| Munich, yeah, for sure. | ||
| Dusseldorf, maybe, just to be fun. | ||
| Dusseldorf is fun to say. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Let's go with the D-Dorf, which is where we landed on Normandy Beach. | ||
| Sad day. | ||
| Yeah, it is a rough one. | ||
| Rough one for the Dorf on Gulf as well. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dusseldorf on Gulf. | ||
| Japan. | ||
| Are there cities in Japan? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Isn't Japan just one big Tokyo? | ||
| Yeah, basically. | ||
| Yeah, let's go with that. | ||
| What is he fucking talking about? | ||
| Agenda 21, baby. | ||
| What is Agenda 21? | ||
| You don't know about Agenda 21? | ||
| I assume it's the order that Anakin needs to take out all the younglings? | ||
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No. | |
| You actually don't know about Agenda 21? | ||
| I don't know about Agenda 21. It's one of the most thoroughly debunked, wacky conspiracy theories that's been lingering since the 90s. | ||
| Is it making everybody physically ill? | ||
| It makes Alex physically ill. | ||
| So how it started, I don't want to give a whole primer on this, but if you want to look into it, you can Google and find all this stuff out. | ||
| Beware, that's how they get you into Agenda 21. You know that, right? | ||
| It's not. | ||
| Look for facts. | ||
| It's not debunked. | ||
| That's how you join. | ||
| So Agenda 21 was a paper put out by the UN about sustainability and growth in the 90s. | ||
| And it had to do with third world countries and basically rising people out of poverty, protecting the environment, stuff like that. | ||
| It was completely non-binding, 100% voluntary, and there's no dictates set out by it. | ||
| It's mostly just about like... | ||
| Ideas. | ||
| Hey, this is a good idea. | ||
| Maybe try this one out. | ||
| I think it was 178 countries voluntarily signed on when it first came out, and people have been really mad ever since. | ||
| It basically has to do... | ||
| Is it just that any time a bunch of countries are like, hey, this is a good idea, somebody has to be a dick about it? | ||
| Well, I found this guy who was researching it had a really good quote about it that explained the... | ||
| Sort of the anger at it. | ||
| Was the quote, Alex Jones is full of shit? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This guy, Michael Barkun, he's a Syracuse University political scientist and scholar of conspiracy theories. | ||
| He was quoted as saying, anytime you get some sort of UN program that suggests any kind of change in the way people live, even if it seems outwardly benign and even voluntary, it's going to be taken up by people with a conspiracy bent. | ||
| Oh, that's pretty much, yeah. | ||
| I nailed it. | ||
| That's right on the head. | ||
| So Alex and a lot of people believe that Agenda 21, what's going to happen is under the auspices of environmental protection and under the auspices of trying to help the poor, everyone is going to be pushed into cities that are super compact. | ||
| Everyone's going to be living in basically closet apartments. | ||
| It's nonsense. | ||
| It's absolute nonsense. | ||
| Agenda 21 sounds scary. | ||
| Because of the name? | ||
| Because it's called Agenda 21. Like I said, that's the order that Anakin needed to kill all the Jedi. | ||
| It's basically the idea of a plan to make the 21st century better than the last century. | ||
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That's why it's called 21. Why can't they name shit Not Scary? | |
| Couldn't they have just named it Good Ideas for People to Try? | ||
| That would be awesome. | ||
| That would have been so great! | ||
| There's no way that you can misconstrue good ideas that people should try. | ||
| Hey guys, this is non-binding 21. Or something along those lines. | ||
| Hey, we're not going to force you to do this. | ||
| Calling it Agenda 21, do these people naming things not hear the voice of, oh, that means murder? | ||
| I think back in, it was 92 when it was... | ||
| Saved by the Bell was the number one sitcom. | ||
| It was the salad days of our lives, the halcyon days. | ||
| T-G-I-F. | ||
| All day, all night. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Tim Allen, he did the grunting. | ||
| But I think back then, people didn't have the same crazies. | ||
| We didn't have the same people who were out there making everything evil. | ||
| So I don't think necessarily people calling something Agenda 21, people would think, oh, this is going to sound evil to somebody. | ||
| I think it just kind of sounded catchy. | ||
| 21st century Agenda for the 21st century. | ||
| Could it just call Agenda... | ||
| No, it's a bad name. | ||
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It's a bad name. | |
| The UN is bad at naming things. | ||
| Good at good ideas. | ||
| Bad at naming things. | ||
| Also good at coming up with things that countries can choose to follow or not. | ||
| They're great at that. | ||
| And the answer is almost always, or not. | ||
| I've looked into this one pretty extensively and given it a score of two thumbs down. | ||
| Big two thumbs down on this being a legitimate conspiracy theory. | ||
| We're the Siskel and Ebert of conspiracy theories now. | ||
| I was going to say two flaccid dicks. | ||
| Two flaccid conspiracy dicks. | ||
| Two flaccid conspiracy dicks. | ||
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Two Gamergate posts on Reddit. | |
| But it makes Alex sick. | ||
| What? | ||
| What makes him sick? | ||
| What makes him mad is that there's something that he feels is Agenda 21 in Austin called Code Next. | ||
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God. | |
| Fucking damn it. | ||
| Who named that? | ||
| Another slightly evil name. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Why do people name things bad? | ||
| I did a little bit of research into Code Next, and a lot of the wording is really weird, because I don't even remember any of the words, but sort of vague words. | ||
| But it has to do with the same stuff. | ||
| It has to do with environmental protections. | ||
| They've got to learn about dirty dossier and alliteration and the like. | ||
| Digital Dropbox. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Once they get that down, all these names are going to go right through the roof. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It makes sense that Alex would be scared of it because he's scared of everything. | ||
| Except for, apparently, Russia. | ||
| Apparently he's totally cool with that. | ||
| Apparently he's totally cool with people who, look, they're not the greatest guys. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, actually, I've done a little bit of trying to be empathic and empathetic. | ||
| And what I've realized is if you don't think that climate change is real, then people trying to push for things to protect against climate change, obviously you would think that they were up to no good. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| So that kind of makes sense if you believe his premise. | ||
| But his premise is horribly flawed. | ||
| Do you mean non-existent? | ||
| Like that eight and a half minute clip where he had nothing to fucking say? | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Zero! | ||
| Everyone's involved. | ||
| We're involved now. | ||
| Yeah, you gotta give him credit for really eating up time when he needs to. | ||
| Yeah, and then getting to... | ||
| Where are these papers? | ||
| Look, we're going to actually go to the break this time. | ||
| I'm not going to skip the break. | ||
| I just wanted to make you guys know I was disgusted. | ||
| So this next clip has to do with Goldman Sachs bankers being in Trump's administration. | ||
| The ones who run everything now? | ||
| He has really great points about how he knows everything about these Goldman Sachs bankers, but he does not remember one of their names, which is a little bit dumb. | ||
| How do you feel now? | ||
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He's got a bunch of Goldman Sachs people! | |
| And as I always said, well, let's go look at Bannon and Mnuchin and one of the other people. | ||
| All of them have been against globalism. | ||
| One of the other ones. | ||
| All of them have tried to expand cheaper housing. | ||
| All of them have tried to have fairer trade deals here in the United States. | ||
| And all of them were on the inside at the highest levels and watched it happening and for decades have been speaking out against it. | ||
| One half of that is true. | ||
| The second part, not true. | ||
| Which is the second part? | ||
| The first part where they've all been involved for years and years and years. | ||
| Totally true. | ||
| Speaking out against it. | ||
| Totally not true. | ||
| Alex claiming that I know all about these guys. | ||
| The third guy. | ||
| And the third guy. | ||
| That's a bad look. | ||
| Lions, Tigers, and what were they again? | ||
| Oh my. | ||
| That's Rick Perry not remembering the agencies he wants to demolish. | ||
| The agency he runs now? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That one that he hates so much? | ||
| The one that he realized is super important. | ||
| Let's get rid of it! | ||
| Oh, I don't want this. | ||
| Oh, it's in charge of nuclear weapons? | ||
| Oh no. | ||
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Oh no. | |
| Everybody that's so far... | ||
| Everybody that's been hired for everything has had a complete look of shock the moment they found out what it is they're supposed to do. | ||
| Right, but you know why that is? | ||
| Because the people who are in charge and putting them in charge of those agencies want incompetence. | ||
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Right. | |
| Because then that gives them the reason to privatize it and get it out of government entirely. | ||
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Yep. | |
| That way you think, oh no, it's that government is wrong instead of, oh, we hired fucking morons! | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So enjoy that in the next decade to come. | ||
| Can't we... | ||
| And then redact the next 10, 15 sentences that I say? | ||
| And I say, please no. | ||
| Please no! | ||
| The other thing that I think is really unfortunate about that clip is he's talking about trying to get people cheaper housing. | ||
| And Steve Mnuchin... | ||
| In particular, was pretty heavily implicated in some really shady housing business. | ||
| Now, he did try to give people cheaper housing. | ||
| He just failed miserably at it and then stole all of their money along the way. | ||
| It was pretty much the most you can fail at. | ||
| If his goal was to get people cheaper housing and not steal all of their money, man, he did a really bad job. | ||
| Yeah, it was like back in the day, I remember I saw a clip. | ||
| I was really high one day and I saw a clip of this... | ||
| This daredevil. | ||
| And his name was Death Wish Dan. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Now that is some fucking great naming right there. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| Because if he has a Death Wish, he's fucking terrible at it. | ||
| He's screwing up every time. | ||
| You're mad at his... | ||
| I was high. | ||
| Okay, fair enough. | ||
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Anyway. | |
| You're mad that his nickname is like Tiny for a giant dude? | ||
| Exactly, exactly. | ||
| I'm like, come on, man. | ||
| Get your shit right. | ||
| This next clip is... | ||
| Okay, so it starts with a lie about George Soros, and then it ends with... | ||
| The bread and butter of the Infowars. | ||
| This clip is a little bit longer, but it needs to be listened to, and we can pause at any point, but I think it might document a slight psychotic break on Alex's point. | ||
| So it's worth it, but... | ||
| Instead of just a borderline Alzheimer's stroke there where he just rambles about how sick things are and then forgets what it is. | ||
| Yeah, I will pause it after the George Soros lie just to explain, but then we're going to get into a fucking wacky fantasy. | ||
| Yay! | ||
| But here are the headlines. | ||
| Goldman Sachs' Trump rally has been curbed. | ||
| Bloomberg! | ||
| Goldman Sachs economists are starting to worry about President Trump. | ||
| Yes, Bloomberg's putting all the bad news out now. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| Time to sell the dollar on erratic Trump policies. | ||
| J.P. Morgan, they're all putting out the line. | ||
| Because you know what got leaked last week by good intelligence agencies was that George Soros is basically naked shorting the dollar and the pound. | ||
| To punish us, to get us back under global government. | ||
| And so, of course, we can't have him go bankrupt. | ||
| We've got to have J.P. Morgan and Bloomberg and Goldman Sachs all come out against America and England. | ||
| They're doing that, too. | ||
| No, we already talked about how he thinks George Soros shorting things means that he's evil. | ||
| Yeah, but also, I mean, beyond that... | ||
| Inaccuracy. | ||
| There's also just the lie that it came out from good intelligence agencies that George Soros is shorting the dollar. | ||
| What he's referring to is what we talked about on a past show. | ||
| Yeah, like Bloomberg. | ||
| No, that financial organization accidentally posted everyone's shorts online when they weren't supposed to. | ||
| They posted those short bets. | ||
| He didn't short against the dollar or the pound. | ||
| It was a German bank, the Deutsche Bank, and that Dutch bank, ING. | ||
| Those were the shorts that came out. | ||
| He's absolutely lying. | ||
| And then saying that it comes from good intelligence services is lying about the sourcing of it. | ||
| It's absolute wacky bullshit. | ||
| Well, I mean, technically, if it was leaked and it is accurate, those are good intelligence sources. | ||
| So, in a technical way... | ||
| The person who posted it came out and apologized said it was an accident. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Probably should have gotten shit-canned. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Unless he was working for... | ||
| The Patriots? | ||
| The Patriots. | ||
| And not the football team. | ||
| And not the football team. | ||
| They didn't need any help. | ||
| No. | ||
| They had their own leak in the fourth quarter of the football. | ||
| With the air. | ||
| You remember that one. | ||
| I have no position on that, but... | ||
| Alex will talk about that eventually. | ||
| I bet Alex does, yeah. | ||
| So, I mean, that's just crazy. | ||
| That's fucking nuts. | ||
| The articles that he's posting are about speculation that it's possibly time to get worried about our currency because of Trump's erratic behavior. | ||
| It's not saying, hey, everyone, sell your shit. | ||
| It's saying that this could be dangerous times ahead. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And any responsible financial advisor would probably... | ||
| Without, like, getting panicky, tell you, like, all right, this is something to keep an eye on. | ||
| Aha! | ||
| See, they don't have to do that anymore now that the fiduciary rule has been gotten rid of. | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| So your financial advisor can flat-out lie to you for their own gain. | ||
| So why would you have a responsible financial advisor? | ||
| That guy's broke. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, he's a fucking douche because he knows things. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| That's against the law in Trump's America. | ||
| Well, integrity can't be profitable anymore. | ||
| No. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Was it? | ||
| Was it ever? | ||
| Let's enjoy this psychotic break. | ||
| Let's enjoy! | ||
| And all together, naked short, our currency and our stock market to destroy it. | ||
| Thank you! | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Oh, because I forgot. | ||
| Because Trump works for you, right? | ||
| He's doing what you want. | ||
| No, he's doing the opposite. | ||
| And I'm almost convinced the average American doesn't even deserve Trump. | ||
| I'm serious. | ||
| You're right! | ||
| They just want to fantasize how they're on the winning team, and if the media says you're on the winning team by destroying Trump, well, God forbid he's trying to give you a life raft in the middle of the frozen Arctic Ocean. | ||
| God forbid he gives you a space eater or some food. | ||
| God forbid he actually not be out to get you. | ||
| Yeah, what did we do to deserve Trump? | ||
| Well, he meant it the other way. | ||
| I know, but let's entertain that notion. | ||
| Did we have a national sin other than the torture, the invading all the terrible countries? | ||
| All of our history. | ||
| All of the American history. | ||
| You know, slavery, racism. | ||
| Oh no, we have this coming. | ||
| You could make a really compelling argument for karma. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| This is karma. | ||
| It doesn't work karmatically though, if that's the right way to phrase that. | ||
| It doesn't work karmically because... | ||
| There we go. | ||
| Karmatically is a really good restaurant. | ||
| The people who are going to be most hurt are the people we've hurt in the past. | ||
| You know, like, Trump coming into power is only going to hurt the people who deserve retribution. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, well... | ||
| It's going to be like a grindhouse film, but where the victim is also the one who gets killed again. | ||
| Or something like that. | ||
| The victim kills themselves. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| It's a grindhouse film of nothing but suicides. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
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Great. | |
| This Trump fantasy goes far, far deeper than this, though. | ||
| Because after all, you don't deserve that like the elites have told me, because the public is a bunch of scum, Alex. | ||
| And they're evil. | ||
| And they inherently want to be hurt. | ||
| Alex, you'll never be in a bad position because you're smart. | ||
| You're one of us. | ||
| You'll learn, Alex. | ||
| One day you'll come and work for us. | ||
| One day. | ||
| That's why we're going to let you live. | ||
| Well, guess what? | ||
| Trump doesn't want to be part of this either. | ||
| And I will never be part of screwing everyone over. | ||
| Because let me tell you, a big percentage of people do care. | ||
| And they know the truth. | ||
| And they're as upset about this as I am. | ||
| And together, we're going to beat you. | ||
| You understand that? | ||
| I don't care what you turn the public into or if 80% of them act like animals. | ||
| I'm not lowering your level and feeding on them. | ||
| I'm not a cannibal. | ||
| Bloomberg, sworn to break up your family, sworn to get your gun, admitted technocrat who brags in profiles that he wants to run every fast of your life and have you live in a 225 square foot coffin apartment with everything you do surveilled and no more families and total control. | ||
| That's a big coffin. | ||
| He is a monster. | ||
| He says he wants to decide what you're going to eat. | ||
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He calls himself the great technocrat. | |
| He made tens of billions of dollars extra just the last few years because he's wired into all the high-frequency trading and all the grids and all the smart meters and everything. | ||
| He wrote the systems with the NSA that literally control you and game you. | ||
| Was the great technocrat in the Flintstones whenever that went? | ||
| It's the great gazoo. | ||
| Oh, it's the great gazoo. | ||
| That was the jump the shark moment for them? | ||
| He flashes up like a Time magazine article that's called the great technocrat. | ||
| He doesn't call himself that. | ||
| That was an article. | ||
| No, yeah. | ||
| It's a title of an article. | ||
| He calls himself the great technocrat. | ||
| Also, I don't fucking know how Michael Bloomberg is going to decide what I eat. | ||
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Also, that sounds like a huge responsibility for someone. | |
| To decide what I'm going to wear and what everyone's going to eat. | ||
| You know, on some days, looking at the cereal aisle and trying to figure out what cereal to buy, I just wish Bloomberg had the answer for me. | ||
| You've got to get the Bloomberg app. | ||
| Can we get a call into Bloomberg right now? | ||
| You've got to get the Bloomberg app. | ||
| Is there an app? | ||
| Yeah, it just tells you what to eat. | ||
| He's a technocrat. | ||
| He's a technocrat. | ||
| He's the great technocrat. | ||
| This fantasy goes deeper. | ||
| And so if Microsoft wants a system to game you or Amazon wants one or Alibaba, they've got to go to him because he's given all the advanced technology as the little high priest. | ||
| They've decided to manage it, to screw you over. | ||
| Man, he makes me sick. | ||
| And then he's got all the little trendies loving it because in all these publications and in little announcements, you won. | ||
| All the little trendies. | ||
| Also, unfortunately, we're trendies. | ||
| Is that a nickname? | ||
| It's a pejorative term for people who he thinks are, like, idiots. | ||
| It's like he doesn't want to say... | ||
| Trendies? | ||
| He doesn't want to say sheeple, so he says trendies. | ||
| Trendies. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, because whatever is... | ||
| Because we follow the trends? | ||
| Whatever is the, like, cool... | ||
| Because we don't fight against the coming tide of globalism. | ||
| Whatever is the cool social outrage trend, you're going to be tricked by, you goddamn trendy. | ||
| Um, that could be possible. | ||
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And you're just fed MSM lies. | |
| That's also possible. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't watch the mainstream media either. | ||
| You just watch InfoWars, which is why I'm starting to worry about you. | ||
| You texted me eight different conspiracy theories about what's going on behind Alex Jones' show. | ||
| I did not. | ||
| This is bleeding into your thinking. | ||
| I did not. | ||
| I did not. | ||
| What I said is I'm starting to suspect that possibly Roger Stone is pulling the strings. | ||
| That's all. | ||
| I didn't say it was true. | ||
| I said it's possible. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| You're a winner. | ||
| You're part of the winning team. | ||
| You live in downtown Austin. | ||
| You're under the smart meters. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You don't have kids. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You don't have a yard. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We DNA test your dog's poop to make sure you're not letting your dog poop outside. | ||
| But that's not a surveillance grid. | ||
| That's not beyond Big Brother or Brave New World. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're down with it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're traveling to another dimension. | ||
| It's called a G21. | ||
| It's called Code Next. | ||
| Which is next code for the next download, your next directive in the Borg assimilation into a system where you're assimilated to be destroyed. | ||
| The end of humanity openly announced, the end of man. | ||
| Why the future doesn't need us? | ||
| Hundreds of books, thousands of white papers I read 20 years ago, and now I'm watching it happen. | ||
| I'm living it. | ||
| And I go down and there's people with huge mustaches and a pink sock and a green sock dancing with pot bellies. | ||
| And they go, screw you, Alex. | ||
| Ah, we don't care. | ||
| And I'm like, it's a master plan to take you down. | ||
| I think your mustache is cool, actually. | ||
| I think your green and red sock is cool. | ||
| But listen, you're not individual by being screwed over by this and by believing that this is how you're cool. | ||
| He's talking about elves! | ||
| He's talking about elves! | ||
| Cool mustaches, a green and a red sock, or a pink sock. | ||
| It changed colors. | ||
| Pink bellies? | ||
| What is happening? | ||
| They have pop bellies, and they're dancing around. | ||
| Pop bellies, and they're dancing around. | ||
| But that's what I'm talking about. | ||
| He's literally talking about Tom Bombadil. | ||
| We've come full circle here. | ||
| We have Ouroboros this thing. | ||
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What is going on? | |
| This is that psychotic break. | ||
| He's imagining a person who's taunting him. | ||
| In the same way, earlier in this, he was imagining some guy at this Agenda 21 conference who was like, We're good to take everyone's money. | ||
| I know he's using creative license to some extent. | ||
| Well, I mean, he did use the movie phone voice there. | ||
| Or the Dan LaFontaine voice. | ||
| But that's just him being like, I'm fucking serious. | ||
| In a world where... | ||
| Borg is a thing. | ||
| And Tom Bombadil taunts me. | ||
| Have you seen Star Trek? | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| I remember the Borg from Star Trek. | ||
| Let's get to the end of this fantasy because there's still a little bit more. | ||
| But the real punchline is definitely the, you got this big mustache. | ||
| Hey man, I think your mustache is cool. | ||
| I think your mustache is cool. | ||
| Hey man, I like mustaches. | ||
| But I'm not going to believe you guys. | ||
| And all your friends run around and wave your arms. | ||
| But everybody goes home alone at night because there is no family. | ||
| None of it's real. | ||
| You're living a simulation. | ||
| You're living a fraud. | ||
| If sports is a primitive form of virtual reality, it's real reality but based in a controlled confine where the outcome won't affect the true power structure. | ||
| And now they're extrapolating it out to VR and in total systems that remove you from reality. | ||
| And I could see that myself by studying it, but then I go read their own white papers and they're giggling and laughing about it. | ||
| It is kind of funny. | ||
| While they're building armored fortresses in jungle mountain keeps from Tasmania to Kauai. | ||
| He's seen one James Bond movie! | ||
| No, and he's also saying from Tasmania to Kauai. | ||
| He's just talking about Peter Thiel and Mark Zuckerberg. | ||
| He's not, I mean, it's not like he has... | ||
| Well, Peter Thiel's evil. | ||
| But he's not saying, he doesn't have information on a great swath of elites moving to jungle fortresses. | ||
| There were just two people who announced that they were creating, like, vacation homes. | ||
| But if you're going, you know, you know how rich people work. | ||
| You know, one guy gets a jungle mountain fortress, and then it's like, well, I gotta get an even better jungle mountain fortress. | ||
| And then eventually, they're clearly fighting each other from jungle mountain fortresses as the rest of the world burns, especially Austin, because do you know where they hide their lies? | ||
| Austin. | ||
| They're mustaches. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
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See? | |
| Now, that's why he's getting them first. | ||
| You know, like, hey, I like your mustache. | ||
| And then tickles it. | ||
| That's where the lies come out. | ||
| If you tickle it, it falls out. | ||
| If you tickle a mustache. | ||
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It's the only way to get a lie on the mustache. | |
| All right. | ||
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That's as believable as Agenda 21. Yeah, exactly. | |
| So, we got this introduced a little bit at the end of the last clip. | ||
| But now, Alex really wants to get into how sports are a conspiracy. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I promise, we're going to get to Milo. | ||
| His idea of primitive virtual reality is just games. | ||
| Games? | ||
| Games. | ||
| Just games. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, no. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| To some extent. | ||
| I mean, think about role-playing games and stuff like that. | ||
| That's kind of like you're creating a false reality to live in for a while. | ||
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Yeah, I guess, but I don't know. | |
| I think I'm going to go with no. | ||
| I think I'm going to go with no. | ||
| Maybe Alex will be able to change your mind. | ||
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Okay. | |
| I haven't even gotten to all this yet today, but after he leaves us, Super Bowl viewers see correlation between outcome and election. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| They created all these sports that are really for children to get men to be in a rest of development and never make anything of themselves in life. | ||
| It's also an alternate career that doesn't threaten the elite. | ||
| Oh no, we don't want some of the most dominant, aggressive men in politics or life, or even the military. | ||
| We want you to go to college so you can hope to be in one of these myriad sports teams. | ||
| Even though it's like one out of 10,000, you'll ever make a living at it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Show that by the time you figure out you've had your life destroyed, all you can do is be a coach at age 30. And by the way, the modern guy in France that created the new Olympics wrote books admitting all this as a way to control the public. | ||
| And Hitler picked up on it as well and did the first big Olympics in 36. Name one fucking book. | ||
| A lot of folks are addicted to video games or sports. | ||
| Oh, shut up, Alex. | ||
| Hey, listen. | ||
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I'm just telling you, it's meant to take your life off. | |
| Now, again, I agree with this first part. | ||
| We don't want the most aggressive men in politics or in the military. | ||
| They're going to do aggressive man shit. | ||
| If they have excess testosterone, they're going to not be reasonable. | ||
| I don't know if you've ever read all of history. | ||
| The human one. | ||
| I've read about a third of it. | ||
| The most aggressive men? | ||
| They're not on the right side of history. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| They're often pretty bad dudes. | ||
| They're usually bad dudes. | ||
| But the idea that sports was created to keep aggressive people out of politics is wacky. | ||
| That is wacky. | ||
| And then the idea, too, that it's intentional so that once you realize it's all a trap, you have to become a coach. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I mean, or you could take that college degree you earned and... | ||
| Do something with it. | ||
| I've also known a number of coaches who are pretty fucking happy with being a coach. | ||
| I think it would be fun. | ||
| It's a good way to get people to exercise. | ||
| It's a good way to try and import good messages to kids about team building, about caring about making it, you know, working with others, that sort of thing. | ||
| It's actually a very valuable tool to curb male aggression and keep them out of politics. | ||
| He gets back into sports a little bit later with some even sillier theories, but now it is time. | ||
| To get to the Milo interview. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| As I told you, whenever we walked in, I brought an Italian wine to celebrate us discussing fascism. | ||
| And we're almost done with that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I have a bottle of Moscato because we don't deserve good things. | ||
| We deserve Trump. | ||
| This interview, I really didn't know how to cut it up into separate clips. | ||
| So we'll just pause in and out. | ||
| It's about a 10-minute interview that he does, and there's a couple of important things that I want to point out, but at any point, let me know and I'll pause it. | ||
| Also, it starts with Alex saying that he's not going to announce what he and Milo have planned, and at the end of the clip, he straight up just announces what they have planned. | ||
| Yes, of course. | ||
| In true Alex Jonesian fashion. | ||
| So, no... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I was trying to give some sort of a setup, but... | ||
| It's an interview with Milo. | ||
| Get ready to hear some shit. | ||
| Milo and I are also planning something on the street in the next few weeks that's exciting. | ||
| We won't tell you about that until right before because of obviously the enemies that are out there. | ||
| It's chalk art! | ||
| Milo, congratulations. | ||
| Really pointing out how the First Amendment is really under attack. | ||
| Well, thank you so much. | ||
| Thank you for having me. | ||
| How are you, darling? | ||
| Yeah, I love your introduction music, by the way. | ||
| It's all very dramatic. | ||
| It feels like we're in an episode of 300 or something. | ||
| I've never actually heard Milo speak before. | ||
| You haven't? | ||
| No, I've never heard him talk. | ||
| I've fastidiously avoided his nonsense. | ||
| Well, I'm sorry to bring this into your life. | ||
| You have just forced this. | ||
| He's a wild, fast-talking British prick. | ||
| He talks really fast and is really good at speaking to try and mask wild inaccuracies and total bullshit. | ||
| Awesome. | ||
| Now, that's going to make it hard for me to interrupt him. | ||
| No, not really. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| But any interview that he does is largely rhetorical bullying. | ||
| So any interviewer... | ||
| So he's like a worse Christopher Hitchens. | ||
| Somewhat, yes. | ||
| And gayer. | ||
| Which isn't... | ||
| That's not a downside at all. | ||
| It's super cool. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| I read Hitchens' memoir. | ||
| He had some gay shit. | ||
| He liked to fuck around? | ||
| He had some gay shit. | ||
| Good for you, Hitchens. | ||
| Good for him, right? | ||
| Yeah, here we go. | ||
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Wonderful. | |
| No, I've been having so much fun on the college tour, right up until, I guess, you know, the West Coast. | ||
| And then UC Davis, UW Seattle, UC Berkeley, things went dark. | ||
| And we had the paid, black-clothed anarchists, you know, these well-organized, well-funded anarchists. | ||
| Yep, anarchists are always well-funded. | ||
| And causing mayhem. | ||
| And the progressive left refuses to disavow it, refuses to say, this is terrible, that people should be allowed to express their views, no matter what their views are. | ||
| So, his framing of this, like everything was going well until the West Coast, I mean, that's not entirely accurate, unless what he wants to say is that when he was at... | ||
| University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee when he outed a trans student and knocked the shit out of her. | ||
| Is that because he's a monster? | ||
| Yeah, kind of. | ||
| It's because he's a monster, right? | ||
| Yeah, she came out and gave an account of the experience of being there. | ||
| She had no idea. | ||
| That he was going to project a picture of her. | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| From years before, when she was early in her transition. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Called her a tranny. | ||
| No! | ||
| Got everyone to, like he was mocking her, got everyone laughing at her. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| She was in the crowd. | ||
| No! | ||
| And was terrified. | ||
| Of course! | ||
| One of the quotes. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| One of the quotes about her transition was, the way you know he's failed is I could still bang him. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| That kind of speech is so fucking inappropriate. | ||
| That's the worst... | ||
| What? | ||
| He did that in public? | ||
| He did that. | ||
| Why? | ||
| And got paid. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Got paid. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Free speech. | ||
| Why did he do it? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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Why? | |
| Is there a reason why? | ||
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Does he... | |
| Money. | ||
| Yeah, but you can't... | ||
| They can't have paid him specifically to... | ||
| They paid him to do his bullshit. | ||
| No, but this sort of thing gets him a bigger reputation. | ||
| Well, she was a student activist. | ||
| And she was against positions that he... | ||
| Or she was against positions he was for. | ||
| And he deemed her an enemy and decided to basically dox her on stage. | ||
| And I know it's not the same as doxing someone online, but it's so inappropriate. | ||
| That's the fucking cruelest thing I can... | ||
| That is... | ||
| That is Carrie-level cruelty. | ||
| If she had psychic powers, everyone in that room should be fucking dead. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If, like, legitimately, if... | ||
| She had killed herself after that? | ||
| No one would be surprised. | ||
| No! | ||
| And I can't imagine a room full of people laughing at me. | ||
| They don't know I'm in the room while a charismatic speaker is mocking me on stage. | ||
| That's un-fucking-believable. | ||
| For my identity and for something that has been difficult for me growing up. | ||
| That sort of thing is... | ||
| We talk about what evil actually is. | ||
| That's evil. | ||
| That is fucking cruel. | ||
| That's the cruelest fucking... | ||
| That's childish fucking cruel. | ||
| Is he an eight-year-old? | ||
| And keep in mind that this is someone who's still in college. | ||
| Who's... | ||
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But could you get more punching down than that? | |
| What a fucking monster. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I can't... | ||
| He's the fucking worst. | ||
| That is not possible. | ||
| And that's part of his part of the tour that's gone well. | ||
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Yeah, fucking Christ. | |
| Before he got to the West Coast. | ||
| Jesus, fuck. | ||
| There's some crime there, right? | ||
| There's got to be some crime involved. | ||
| I believe that she filed some sort of a suit with the school, but I don't know what ended up happening with it. | ||
| She absolutely should. | ||
| Yeah, I can't imagine you can't sue. | ||
| Yeah, no, there's... | ||
| Through some sort of public slander or public harassment. | ||
| No, that's fucking nightmares. | ||
| At least harassment. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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But... | |
| Oh, wait, hold on. | ||
| In this article, I think there might be... | ||
| No, the school owes her millions of dollars for that. | ||
| That's just something about a book deal that Milo has. | ||
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Anyway... | |
| Fuck him. | ||
| I hope he gets hit by a fucking truck. | ||
| There's a book out called Dangerous, and Alex Jones went on a long tirade about how it was supposed to be called Dangerous Faggot, but the media censors him. | ||
| Because his tour, Milo's tour that he's on is called the Dangerous Faggot Tour. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But that's, again, just to push the buttons of the PC left. | ||
| I don't give a fuck that you call it that. | ||
| I don't think any... | ||
| Most people I know who are on the left don't care. | ||
| I mean, if... | ||
| Yeah, if he's gonna be... | ||
| About that particularly. | ||
| If he's gonna... | ||
| Of all the things to be mad at him about, that's zero. | ||
| That's zero on the list right now. | ||
| Doesn't rank. | ||
| That's zero. | ||
| So... | ||
| Fucking monster. | ||
| At his event in Seattle. | ||
| I am going to be angry about that for months! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| At his event in Seattle, a protester got shot by one of his fans, got gut shot in a confrontation, and they liked at least... | ||
| So even if you disagree with... | ||
| Protests are shutting him down. | ||
| You have to agree that him speaking is a safety hazard at best. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, at this point. | ||
| But he would argue that it's because of these radical leftists. | ||
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But he's a fucking prick! | |
| So that happened in Seattle, and then his next date, I believe, I'm not sure if there were any in between, so I apologize for not having that full information, but he went to Berkeley, and then there were outright, essentially, riots. | ||
| Yeah, because there should be. | ||
| But also, it came out that one of the things that he planned to do at UC Berkeley was to, much as he did with that trans student, he was going to out illegal immigrant students and make a target of them. | ||
| So, the idea that he's expressing free speech and that's what's being shut down is really not all that accurate. | ||
| Do you know what it reminds me a lot of? | ||
| It reminds me a lot of, like, say you wanted to commit... | ||
| Some sort of holocaust, right? | ||
| You would choose some sort of underrepresented group, perhaps a minority, and then you would out them in front of your fervent supporters in order to incite violence against them. | ||
| And it might be a good idea if you were sort of, I don't know, the money players behind wanting to catalyze this movement. | ||
| It'd be great if the figurehead was a really articulate member of another underprivileged group. | ||
| Yeah, that would be smart! | ||
| Because then it's really hard to attack him without looking homophobic. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| That's a great way to go about it. | ||
| You can Trojan horse some stuff a little bit. | ||
| It would be awesome if you could also pay him a lot of money to do it as well. | ||
| So here's where that ends. | ||
| He's now officially a Nazi. | ||
| Done. | ||
| There's no further conversation about it? | ||
| That is the end of that sentence. | ||
| He would have a long talk with you about that. | ||
| Milo is a Nazi. | ||
| Here's what I would say in this long talk. | ||
| Milo. | ||
| You be Milo. | ||
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Hello. | |
| Hello, darling. | ||
| Hi, Milo. | ||
| You're a Nazi. | ||
| I can't even do an impression of him because it's just... | ||
| You know in that first clip how Alex was saying nothing for five minutes? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Milo's really good at that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He can just spin sentences where there's no substance, but it's like... | ||
| Man, your voice cadence is intoxicating. | ||
| Yeah, that's such a Nazi thing to do. | ||
| It kind of is. | ||
| He's a Nazi. | ||
| So here's the way the free speech argument goes. | ||
| Once again, alright, First Amendment, Congress can't make a law outlawing you saying shit. | ||
| That's a really big part of the First Amendment. | ||
| Yeah, you can't go to jail for that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No one has to fucking listen to you. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And if you're getting paid, then people who are, let's say, paying the institution, and that institution is paying this guy, have a 100% right to be like, hey, fuck you, you fucking Nazi! | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Now, I want to make one point that is mildly defending him, but it's not. | ||
| And that is that the First Amendment, in its spirit, truly is to protect... | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And I agree with that. | ||
| Or speech that is abhorrent to the powers that be. | ||
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Right. | |
| Especially. | ||
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Both. | |
| You know, things that are offensive to people and to the government. | ||
| That should be protected. | ||
| And I fully agree that Milo should be able to say the things that he wants to say. | ||
| 100% agree. | ||
| But he does not have the right to essentially harass people. | ||
| And threaten them. | ||
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No. | |
| Like, that girl, that trans girl in Milwaukee, that's a threat. | ||
| That is a crime. | ||
| That is a crime, and he should be arrested for that. | ||
| What he intended to do in Berkeley was a threat to these people. | ||
| And whether you're like, oh, they deserve the threat, they're here illegally, that's not relevant. | ||
| That is absolutely not relevant. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| End. | ||
| The end. | ||
| He's a Nazi. | ||
| There are also limits to free speech. | ||
| As much as we want to say free speech, hooray, there are limits. | ||
| You can't threaten people. | ||
| You can't commit slander. | ||
| These sorts of things are built into the First Amendment. | ||
| And what he's doing, maybe it's not slanderous because it's technically true some people are here illegally, but it is a threat. | ||
| It's an absolute threat. | ||
| He is inciting violence. | ||
| It may or may not be protected. | ||
| He is shouting fire in a crowded theater. | ||
| Now, we have to deal with the secondary aspect of it, which is the idea that these leftist, well-organized, well-funded protesters, again, it's the Soros narrative, are the ones who caused chaos and rioted. | ||
| I've watched a bunch of videos of the beginning of what was going on there, and I'm not going to say it's responsible for all of it, but there's a lot of people agitating the protesters. | ||
| There's a lot of people who are getting up in their face and trying to get them to be violent. | ||
| At a certain point, you can only push people so far. | ||
| There was that video of the guy who got punched. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He was pulling... | ||
| Pseudonym Eddie Brock. | ||
| Yeah, he was pulling this whole, like, I'm just an innocent guy there. | ||
| He was getting up in people's faces and literally forcing them to react to him. | ||
| Like a centimeter from their face. | ||
| Yeah, they just wanted a fucking protest. | ||
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Now, again, Nazi. | |
| Here is my take on Nazis and the First Amendment and how we should handle this. | ||
| It should not be illegal. | ||
| To espouse Nazi beliefs. | ||
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Okay. | |
| It should also not be illegal to punch Nazis. | ||
| Now... | ||
| I agree. | ||
| That is at the very... | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I understand why people would push back against that. | ||
| We got some more Milo to get through. | ||
| So here's my compromise. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| Everybody gets one. | ||
| You get to punch a Nazi. | ||
| If you can prove they're a Nazi... | ||
| You get to punch a Nazi one time. | ||
| So our listeners have field day on Milo now. | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| I'm not encouraging that. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Hey, let me ask you a question. | ||
| In literally every movie you've ever seen where a Nazi gets punched, have you ever been like, oh man, I wish they'd protected that Nazi. | ||
| I mean, there's that iconic scene in Indiana Jones where he punches out that Nazi. | ||
| I want to be like... | ||
| Indiana Jones. | ||
| Not in his archaeology. | ||
| He's very dangerous to artifacts and indigenous peoples. | ||
| In all aspects, he's probably bad. | ||
| He's white imperialism, but goddammit if the man doesn't punch a good Nazi. | ||
| All right, let's get back to the alleged Nazi Milo. | ||
| Bring themselves to, you know, to hold to basic principles. | ||
| You know, I hate what you say, but I'll defend your right to say it, whatever. | ||
| This shows the left that they're most... | ||
| Sinister and authoritarian. | ||
| And that's why my book, as you say, and thanks for bringing it up, is shot to number one at the top of the Amazon bestseller list. | ||
| And interestingly, the three books at the top of the Amazon bestseller list this morning are The Handmaid's Tale, 1984, and Me. | ||
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And I think it's just an indication of how America is feeling about the ruling elite. | |
| I think he gets it backwards. | ||
| He talks about how that's how people feel about the ruling elite. | ||
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Maybe it's how they feel about you, you fucking Nazi. | |
| Absolutely. | ||
| And now Le Pen is way ahead in the polls. | ||
| The Brexit's happened. | ||
| We've got Italy saying no to EU expansion. | ||
| This is amazing. | ||
| I mean, I think we've reached a major tipping point. | ||
| And no matter what George Soros or Nancy Pelosi do, Milo, I don't see them reversing it. | ||
| No, neither do I. I mean, this becomes a point beyond which myth into people through the media. | ||
| And all the other various bits of the rigged system that were pointed in Hillary's favor in the last election just don't work against the colossal volume of people who are just sick of being lied to and lied about. | ||
| Sick of having, you know, their lives ruled over by people who think that they know how we should speak and what we should read and what we should know. | ||
| How we should express ourselves, you know? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I don't want to play the rest of this. | ||
| He's a fucking Nazi. | ||
| I don't really want to play the rest of this because it's a long interview. | ||
| This is so fucking brutal. | ||
| Listening to this man talk is heartbreaking on so many levels. | ||
| It's a thorough ass kissing from Alex and they talk about a bunch of nonsense. | ||
| But the one thing that I wanted to bring up, maybe we can get to it because I think it's kind of early and then we'll cut it. | ||
| But I want to get to a part where he talks about people's... | ||
| I'll get to it. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| People are tired of this now. | ||
| They're tired of policies that benefit global elites and don't benefit regular people, and they're voting accordingly. | ||
| And, you know, all of the rigging and voting... | ||
| Never mind. | ||
| They're tired of it, and they're voting... | ||
| Not accordingly. | ||
| They're voting the complete opposite direction. | ||
| I agree that George Soros and Nancy Pelosi aren't gonna do shit for us. | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| The main problem is that apparently we're not doing shit for us either. | ||
| We're doing a good podcast. | ||
| We're trying... | ||
| Hey, everyone, spread the word. | ||
| The least amount. | ||
| Help us out. | ||
| Spread the word. | ||
| Fight, fight. | ||
| I know you're out there listening. | ||
| I can see the numbers. | ||
| We're growing. | ||
| Help us out. | ||
| Each one, teach one. | ||
| Spread the word. | ||
| Knowledge fight for the truth. | ||
| Or let's go the opposite direction. | ||
| Keep your mouth shut about our show. | ||
| Yeah, we don't want to get fucking found out. | ||
| Keep us under the fucking radar. | ||
| At this point, we are saying some openly seditious things to our coming world governments of fucking authoritarian Nazis. | ||
| So there's a point where Milo talks about how he saw Robert Reich on CNN, and he was suggesting that it was possible that right-wing forces were responsible for the rioting at Berkeley. | ||
| Milo says that this is an absolute bullshit. | ||
| It's one of the most sickening, crazy conspiracy theories he's ever heard. | ||
| And in the same breath, it's like, well, these protesters are paid by George Soros, and they're well-organized. | ||
| It's the most sickening thing I've ever heard as well. | ||
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All of this is sickening, but the opposite is true. | |
| If they were well-organized and paid, wouldn't they be better at being non-violent? | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| Wouldn't that be what you would really want to organize around? | ||
| No, because he doesn't give a shit. | ||
| Now, here's the thing about that. | ||
| I do agree with Robert Reich. | ||
| Or no, I don't agree with Robert Wright. | ||
| Right, I don't entirely either. | ||
| I don't think it's the right wing. | ||
| I think it's that fucking everybody is losing their shit right now because nobody has any fucking clue what's going on. | ||
| And on both sides. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| The right wing doesn't understand what's happening right now. | ||
| They're starting to get this inkling of, oh, maybe we're getting fucked. | ||
| And that is driving them insane. | ||
| And there's no stability in our government. | ||
| So that's going crazy. | ||
| I think crazy people are emboldened on both sides. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| The left, we're aware that we're getting fucked, and apparently we have zero power. | ||
| So there's all of these powerless people surrounding each other in one small place. | ||
| Yeah, you're going to get violent conflict. | ||
| Because you only punch the people you see instead of the actual people everybody's mad at. | ||
| We come back to this over and over again. | ||
| Which are the global elites! | ||
| We're all mad at them! | ||
| Everybody! | ||
| They're the ones who fucked us over to the point where these idiots voted for somebody to fuck us over more! | ||
| We just have a debate, necessarily, really, about who they are. | ||
| We think it's a broad group. | ||
| Some of it's connected, some of it's disconnected, it's complicated. | ||
| They think it's globalists, which is a code for Jews. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, I think it's pretty obvious that... | ||
| Once all of the corporations no longer have any ties to any country, then now it's not about any country. | ||
| So they're trying to screw over anybody everywhere because that's where they can get their money. | ||
| So they're just capitalist self-perpetuating war machines that are going to eventually eat each other alive. | ||
| But they just can't... | ||
| They don't understand that because they can't. | ||
| It's in their very nature to eat themselves alive. | ||
| And that's one of the great reasons why this whole nationalism streak is going to be dangerous. | ||
| It's super dangerous. | ||
| Because eventually you're going to have to come up against each other. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If everyone is America first, Germany first, all this. | ||
| There will be no room for compromise. | ||
| Isn't that crazy? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Isn't that really crazy how every time there's a giant nationalism outbreak, everybody fucking goes to war? | ||
| It seems like it's a pattern. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| But I want to make a few more points about Milo before we move on to some crazy bullshit from Alex afterwards. | ||
|
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Great. | |
| We got a little bit more. | ||
| So he claims that he was kicked off Twitter because he made a fat joke about Leslie Jones. | ||
|
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Sure. | |
| Absolutely not true. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| That was very, very not true. | ||
| Could be because he's a racist Nazi. | ||
| That's a big part of it. | ||
| Also tweeting fake tweets that were created. | ||
| You know how you can just make a fake tweet with someone and make it look like they said it? | ||
| He tweeted a bunch of racist things and faked it as if they were coming from her. | ||
| Sicked a bunch of really crazy people at her who were making death threats. | ||
| Wonderful. | ||
| Ended up hacking her, leaking nude pictures of her and shit like that. | ||
| That's why you get kicked off Twitter. | ||
| Jesus fucking... | ||
| You were instrumental in a doxing. | ||
| That's what happens. | ||
| What could possibly be... | ||
| It was just a fat joke. | ||
| What could possibly be your... | ||
| How can anybody be this much of a monster? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Look, I can't walk down the street and suddenly find myself walking behind a woman at a very similar pace without me going through this. | ||
| Wait, does she think I'm a murderer? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Am I a murderer? | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| I'm not a murderer, am I? | ||
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I don't think I am. | |
| I don't think I'm a murderer. | ||
| I have an existential meltdown just because I'm terrified of walking ten feet behind a girl at the right speed. | ||
| I have to run to get ahead of her. | ||
| But that's because... | ||
| To make sure that I'm not confusing myself with murder. | ||
| But that's because we're pussy libtard cucks. | ||
| Yeah, but... | ||
| And that's why we're never gonna make it. | ||
| How about... | ||
| Let's all do that. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It would maybe be better if everyone is a little bit more squeamish than they were aggressive. | ||
| Let's all stop for a second and just think, wait, am I doing what a murderer would do? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Maybe it would be helpful if we thought that way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or let's say, am I a Nazi? | ||
| Here's the other good news about... | ||
| Don't be Nazis, guys. | ||
| Here's the other good piece of news about Milo. | ||
| He's a horrendous pussy. | ||
| That's not a good piece of news. | ||
| It's very laughable. | ||
| I find that even more frustrating. | ||
| Because if you're going to be a Nazi, at least don't then play the victim card every fucking time. | ||
| I got punched. | ||
| I'm a Nazi. | ||
| But let me tell you the story of why he's a pussy. | ||
| So around when he got kicked off Twitter, he was making the rounds in the media. | ||
| And he was all full of steam that he was going to lead a gay pride march through Stockholm's Muslim neighborhood because he's like... | ||
| Stockholm? | ||
| Sweden? | ||
| Well, one of his big things is that there's all this immigrant crime that's going on and Sweden has become a home of rape gangs and they're killing gays and stuff like that. | ||
| It's underreported. | ||
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It hasn't. | |
| None of these things have happened. | ||
| You're just not paying attention. | ||
| I am! | ||
| So he was going to lead... | ||
| I'm paying attention real hard! | ||
| He made a big fucking deal out of this. | ||
| He was even on Rogan's podcast and announced he was going to do this gay pride march. | ||
| Right. | ||
| How'd that go? | ||
| He fucking cancelled. | ||
| After a briefing by our security team and a review of the situation in Sweden, Breitbart News has cancelled Milo's appearance at the Pride Jarva Parade on Wednesday, July 27th. | ||
| Despite Milo's request to honor his commitment, we are not confident that we can ensure his safety. | ||
| That is bullshit. | ||
| I mean, if I were at a pride parade and Milo was there, I don't think he would be safe. | ||
| Well... | ||
| Not from any roving bands of Muslim gangs. | ||
| I'll tell you that. | ||
| Just from you. | ||
| Just from anti-Nazi people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm gonna try and say Nazi on this podcast as many times as it was said in Inglourious Basterds. | ||
| You've said it a bunch already. | ||
| There's no other word for it. | ||
| I want to use other pejoratives. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But unfortunately, the only one I can think of that's worse than Nazi is double Nazi. | ||
| Nazi, Nazi. | ||
| Nazi, Nazi. | ||
| Something like the pizza, pizza guy. | ||
| Yeah, that was the pizza, pizza guy. | ||
| So he made... | ||
| Little Caesar sponsor us. | ||
| He made a big deal about how brave he was and how he didn't care and he was ready to die at this parade. | ||
| And I think he realized, I might get fucked up at this parade. | ||
| And then he's like, I can't show ass here. | ||
| I can't... | ||
| I can't cancel, so you need Breitbart to do it for him. | ||
| That's a pussy move right there. | ||
| It is. | ||
| So anyway, Alex... | ||
| Actually, pussies are much stronger than that. | ||
| Yeah, Kegel muscles. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's a Nazi move right there. | ||
| Alex finishes up his interview with him. | ||
| They talk about how they do have plans on the streets. | ||
| Alex is going to join him when he goes back to Berkeley for a free speech thing. | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| Can't wait for that to not happen. | ||
| Yeah, no kidding. | ||
| Breitbart's going to cancel the fuck out of that. | ||
| Alex then gets back up to his old tricks and makes some vague fucking angry death threats. | ||
| Oh, yay! | ||
| That's what real leadership is, is building new systems, founding new cities, launching new ships. | ||
| Launching new personalities. | ||
| Launching new movements. | ||
| That's what I care about. | ||
| I sincerely want to turn the tide so bad against globalism that I have to get people to restrain themselves, not to turn into authoritarians to rout out the globalists. | ||
| Those that have committed crimes must be prosecuted, but I don't want to become them when we're basically cleaning them up. | ||
| I want to do it very judiciously, by the book, by common law, by the Constitution. | ||
| But I'm not going to take pleasure in it. | ||
| And some obviously will have to be executed. | ||
| Sure! | ||
| You know, devil worshippers, you're going to have to die. | ||
| If you've been killing kids and we find you with a bunch of dead bodies, you know, you're going to get a jury trial. | ||
| You're not going to be on death row for 20 years, bro. | ||
| You're going to be dead in about a year. | ||
| So just get ready. | ||
| We're going to kill you. | ||
| So just be prepared. | ||
| And I don't say that to act tough. | ||
| It's just I need to be honest with people what we're dealing with here. | ||
| You kill kids, we're coming for you. | ||
| And I know you've been doing it. | ||
| I mean, yeah. | ||
| And God hears their screams. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| God is ascending vengeance, so just get ready. | ||
| And by the way, I'm not the one that's going to deliver the vengeance. | ||
| I'm just... | ||
| Why not, pussy? | ||
| Also, how fucking scary is that laugh? | ||
| Yeah, no kidding. | ||
| I'm not going to be the one who kills you. | ||
| This is human laugh. | ||
| Hold on, here's where he gets to his role in the whole thing. | ||
| I'm the wardrobe. | ||
| I'm just ceremonially up here banging the drum and you see the armies and the fires at night as the camps build and as people shift gears into reality. | ||
| They're shifting gears into reality and the war is coming against these pedophiles. | ||
| If you kill kids, I agree. | ||
| I totally agree, yeah. | ||
|
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Don't... | |
| Yeah. | ||
| It's an if-then statement we can all get on board with. | ||
| Yeah, we're all there. | ||
| If you're killing kids, you should die. | ||
| I feel like most of the people he wants to die, though, have killed zero kids. | ||
| Well, Hillary Clinton's personally killed and raped many kids. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| I mean, not with her own body. | ||
| So after this, after this threats of death and what have you, he gets into a sentence. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Also, I don't think you should be able to murder devil worshippers. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| I feel like that's one, like, yeah. | ||
| Remember the First Amendment we love so much? | ||
| You kill kids, bad. | ||
| Even I'm going to agree with Alex on that one. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| If you're a devil worshipper, I don't know. | ||
| Devil worshippers seem pretty cool. | ||
| Yeah, I know a couple Satanists. | ||
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They're awesome. | |
| So far, they've done nothing but good in the world, which is very... | ||
| The secret Satanists, they're the ones who have piles of dead kids in their basement or whatever. | ||
| Okay, well, I mean, yeah. | ||
| Well, again... | ||
| The secret Satanists that may or may not exist. | ||
| If in your devil worshipping you kill kids, bad. | ||
| Bad. | ||
| We're all on board. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You know what's the through line that makes it necessary to be bad? | ||
| The killing kids part. | ||
| I feel like that's the part that you and I get hung up on. | ||
| Just being Satanists, fine. | ||
| Fine, yes. | ||
| Killing kids and being a vegan. | ||
| You gotta go. | ||
| Bad. | ||
| Killing kids and being anything. | ||
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Bad. | |
| Bad. | ||
| So anyway, here's where Alex Jones accidentally... | ||
| I don't think he meant to say this sentence. | ||
| He ends up accidentally... | ||
| I worry how many sentences he does and does not mean to say. | ||
| He accidentally says something that is quite literally blasphemous. | ||
| So, right after talking about how God hears the screams of these children... | ||
| Right, God is ascending vengeance. | ||
| Now, here comes some literal blasphemy. | ||
| Those of you that have spliced humans with animals and engaged in incredible abominations, you must be made examples of so that others fear ever doing what you've done. | ||
| I'll put it this way. | ||
| If you don't fear God, we're going to make you fear man. | ||
| That's how God works. | ||
| No. | ||
| That's the blasphemy. | ||
| Nope, nope. | ||
| That's not how God works. | ||
| I looked through the Bible as best I could to try and find any indication that God's like, hey, if they don't care about me, you guys take it. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I don't think... | ||
| I'm pretty sure it's Jesus take the wheel. | ||
| Not, Jesus, I'm still drunk, but let's fucking do this. | ||
| Also, quite literally, the reverse is in the Bible. | ||
| Vengeance is mine, but it's the Lord. | ||
|
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So, he's literally... | |
| We can take all the wacky energy stuff that he says and that sort of bizarre religious bent he has that is very much not Christianity. | ||
| No. | ||
| You can take that aside. | ||
| He's got a hodgepodge of Zoroastrianism and crystals. | ||
| This dude is all over the place religion-wise. | ||
| Well, he expresses some of his religious stuff a little bit towards the end of these clips that we have. | ||
| But here he says something. | ||
|
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Racist. | |
| It's not racist. | ||
| It's ish. | ||
| Let's find out. | ||
| It's race-ish. | ||
| And in Europe now, and they're trying to bankrupt Trump's plan to reboot the West and the Renaissance and then empower the third world and make deals everywhere. | ||
| You can't have a one-sided deal that helps the third world because it doesn't even help them. | ||
| It helps the globalists use the one-sided deal to play monopoly in the West and consolidate control. | ||
| We've been part of an economic war, folks, not an economy. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| We've been paying for it. | ||
| It's been at our expense to build the world government for the New World Order, and Stephen Bannon writes white papers explaining that. | ||
| That's why they want Bannon out of there. | ||
| They're horrified of Bannon. | ||
| He gets the whole thing. | ||
| Bannon used to be a big liberal, big union guy, but he really wanted to help people. | ||
| That's what they're doing right now, trying to get loans to small businesses. | ||
| People ought to be kissing the feet of Trump. | ||
| If you're a black American, you ought to be... | ||
| Kissing his feet. | ||
| If you're a white American, you should be kissing his feet. | ||
| Because let me tell you something. | ||
| These people are really committed. | ||
| Just look at the look on Bannon's face right there. | ||
| That's a guy on a suicide mission. | ||
| He looks satisfied. | ||
| He looks focused. | ||
| He knows what he's doing. | ||
| He knows the show. | ||
| 100% agreed. | ||
| But also he flashes up a picture of Bannon and he looks like three quarters drunk. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Every picture of Bannon looks like he's slowly turning into Jabba the Hutt. | ||
| He's got the bucolic nose that comes from drinking too much gin. | ||
| And then Trump is salacious crumb sitting on his shoulder. | ||
| Cackling. | ||
| But also that when he's like, black people should kiss Trump's feet. | ||
| Yeah, he very quickly went to, better make sure white people are in there too. | ||
| He knew, oh fuck, what did I just say? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I think that's probably a bad thing to say. | ||
| And that's why I sort of was ambivalent about the race-ish. | ||
| When I was introducing the quote, because what he's saying is strictly speaking, not racist, but I do believe in his mind he wasn't intending to say the second half of that sentence. | ||
| Yeah, no, of course not. | ||
| I think he was like, ooh, caught myself there. | ||
| Good save, Alex. | ||
| Good save. | ||
| Because he thinks that, yeah, I mean, clearly, because black people tend to vote Democrat in large margins because the Republicans are... | ||
| As we've seen before, giant fucking racists. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, there's no other... | ||
| There's no way around it at this point. | ||
| If you support GOP now, you're a racist. | ||
| That's the way it is. | ||
| We're done. | ||
| And we're getting close to, if you support them, you're all a Nazi, too. | ||
| Now, I would say we're at 60-40 non-Nazis in the GOP now. | ||
| Well, but it's not even Nazi. | ||
| It's like... | ||
| You're supporting taking us back to some of the darkest parts of American history. | ||
| Yeah, well, some of the darkest parts of fucking European history. | ||
| Yeah, his guy who he's going to put over the FDA doesn't think that drugs should have to be proved that they work before they sell them. | ||
| They just put a bill in to dismantle the EPA. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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Cool! | |
| No, that's great! | ||
| I love not having the Earth. | ||
| I'm a big fan of the Earth not being here. | ||
| They've already made indications that they want to sell off public land, which eventually will lead to getting rid of national parks. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| We're going to go back to such dark times. | ||
| Yeah, I would say we're... | ||
| I mean, yeah, what are we talking? | ||
| Like 1890s, whenever children were forced to work in factories? | ||
| Well, that was a nice tweet I saw someone post. | ||
| It was like, hey, you know... | ||
| Betsy Davos getting in is going to be really bad for schools, but it's not going to matter because they'll be in the mines pretty soon. | ||
| Yeah, no kidding. | ||
| It's like, well, that's kind of... | ||
| I can't believe... | ||
| It's an exaggeration, but it doesn't feel off. | ||
| I can't believe... | ||
|
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That's how we're going to deal with all these. | |
| Every morning I wake up and I open Twitter and I just go, No! | ||
| Like that. | ||
| This is a fucking nightmare. | ||
| I do too, because I don't have any retweets. | ||
| So no one retweets my shit. | ||
| I'm petty. | ||
| This is fucking... | ||
| How is it that half of our country doesn't vote? | ||
| A plurality of our country that did vote voted for Hillary Clinton. | ||
| Yet somehow we're in the darkest timeline. | ||
| Like, we're in the darkest timeline, right? | ||
| It couldn't possibly be worse than where we are right now. | ||
| I think it might have something to do with some of the philosophies that were espoused in that interview with Alexander Dugan. | ||
| I think it might have something to do with everybody being fucking insane now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, uh, hey, you know what? | ||
| If you had an enemy in life, how would you describe that person? | ||
| Like, what would you say, like, about, like, your mortal enemy? | ||
| What would you say about him? | ||
| Uh, British. | ||
| Um, gay. | ||
|
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Uh-huh. | |
| Uh, outs, transgender youths. | ||
| Nazi. | ||
| And also the guy wearing a white hat from Raiders of the Lost Ark. | ||
| I'm not saying specific details about them. | ||
|
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Not saying specific details. | |
| But if you were like, hey, you are blank. | ||
| Like, you were going to insult them. | ||
| What were you going to say? | ||
| Nazi. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Alex has some different words about George Soros. | ||
| Great. | ||
| I hope they're definitely anti-Semitic. | ||
| They're not. | ||
| They might be the mildest words I've ever heard. | ||
| Oh, okay, good. | ||
| And it makes me so angry. | ||
| They're trying to implode the economy right now to stop Trump and admitting they're doing it. | ||
| I mean, it's like at a certain point, Bloomberg and Soros and these globalists and the Rockefellers and all the rest of them just need to stop it. | ||
| The Rockefellers? | ||
| Trump's going to let you keep all your stolen wealth. | ||
| Just stop trying to make us poor, man. | ||
| You're super uncool. | ||
|
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You're super uncool. | |
| People like that. | ||
| I'm a very long shelf life in my humble opinion. | ||
| He went on a seven minute tirade. | ||
| Fair reaction is an equal and opposite reaction. | ||
| We're getting sick of you thinking you're above the law. | ||
| He went on a seven minute tirade about the sickening nothing that sickens him so much. | ||
|
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Agenda 21. But George Soros, you're just, oh, you're so uncool. | |
| Super uncool. | ||
| You are not cool, man. | ||
| That is a dick move, bro. | ||
| I can't believe you would do something like that. | ||
| He believes, or at least claims to believe, that George Soros is a literal Nazi collaborator. | ||
| He has tried to crash our economy and the economies of other countries. | ||
| And he's like, hey man, look, you can keep your money. | ||
| Just stop being uncool. | ||
| What? | ||
| That has to mean he doesn't believe it. | ||
| No. | ||
| I mean, well, it could just be that he ran out of adjectives. | ||
| You know, when you're writing a really long piece and you start looking at all the words you used and you realize, oh, I said shit or sick of, which we've heard in every single clip. | ||
| Every single clip we've played tonight, somebody has been sick of something. | ||
| Well, Alex has momentum with words. | ||
| He's sick of a lot on this episode. | ||
| Milo is sick of things. | ||
| For two days after he was on Rogan, he kept calling everything powerful. | ||
| Because Rogan does that? | ||
| He's such a malleable little stooge, isn't he? | ||
| Well, I mean, he talks about that even in the Y2K as related to that. | ||
| He said, I talked myself into believing. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And once I believed what I talked myself into believing, oh, I believed the shit out of it. | ||
| So I wonder if 15 years from now he'll look back on this and be like, that's the only other thing that I regret. | ||
| You know, Trump, I didn't believe it. | ||
| I'm not saying I didn't have integrity, but... | ||
| You are being wildly optimistic, suggesting any of us will be here in 15 years. | ||
| I think we'll have a crash, and then we'll be coming back by then. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| I just don't know. | ||
| Like I said, we're in the darkest timeline. | ||
|
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It could be 50. It could be the... | |
| And believe me, I don't think any of us are going to make it. | ||
| You, me, Alex. | ||
| I don't think we're making it. | ||
|
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No, no, no. | |
| Absolutely not. | ||
| Someone's going to take Alex out and you and I are just going to die because we have no resources. | ||
| Because we don't have Alex? | ||
| No, because we have no resources. | ||
| We don't have Bitcoin. | ||
| We don't have gold. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| I'm thinking let's move to South America, you and I. Okay. | ||
| We can do this podcast in occupied Rio. | ||
| We definitely could. | ||
| We can do this podcast anywhere, man. | ||
| Hey, let's start a Kickstarter to move us to Rio. | ||
|
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That would be, first of all, fucking self-serving as hell. | |
| Help us escape. | ||
| I would be so into that. | ||
| You guys stay behind. | ||
| You know you need us more than... | ||
| If enough people tweet at me, I will start that Kickstarter as a goof. | ||
| You are really hammering home that you want attention on Twitter tonight. | ||
| I really do. | ||
| We've gotten a number of tweets, but we need more. | ||
| We need this show to spread. | ||
| We need it spread like wildfire. | ||
| We're doing great, but we need it to do better. | ||
| I'm not going to sell you survival gear or fake pills, but it would be great if you could get people into us. | ||
| Retweet! | ||
| We need a wider audience, right? | ||
| Don't fucking laugh! | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I'm just not used to being this bald-faced in... | ||
| At least I'm being upfront about it. | ||
| You are. | ||
| You are. | ||
| You can follow us on at knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| I'm just... | ||
| Look, if you're going to ask people to retweet us, you're going to have to give us... | ||
| You're going to have to give people an immediate... | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| At knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| Retweet Dan to make sure that he doesn't have a stroke of sad loneliness tonight. | ||
| And knowledge fight on iTunes. | ||
| Please subscribe and give us some ratings. | ||
| Give us a review. | ||
| We'd love it. | ||
| Hey, don't snitch. | ||
|
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Look, okay, tell people about us, but don't tell people. | |
| What are you, crazy? | ||
| Tell people, but don't you dare fucking tweet at me with Alex's handle. | ||
| Don't you fucking... | ||
| Someone did that. | ||
| Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| It scared the shit out of me. | ||
| That opens us up to... | ||
| Just wild, intense. | ||
| I don't want a deal. | ||
| Although, I would love it if I was listening one day and he started talking about us. | ||
|
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That would be crazy. | |
| Oh, man. | ||
| I think we would shit ourselves, right? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| We would do an emergency episode and the entire episode would just be the clip of him talking about us. | ||
| And us just dancing with our pot bellies. | ||
|
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With our pot bellies and singing our Tom Bombadillo songs. | |
| I shave my beard so I just have a mustache. | ||
| Tom Bombadillo. | ||
| All right, so we got one more clip. | ||
| And this is also another thing that I think is... | ||
| I would say bordering on a psychotic break. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| But it also starts, I believe, with more weird theories about football. | ||
| Here's one quick... | ||
| Let's go with one quick prediction corner right here. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This is the Eddie Bravo Memorial Prediction Corner? | ||
| No, but tell me about aliens, dude. | ||
| I want to know. | ||
| That's Joe. | ||
| Oh, that's Joe, right. | ||
| Eddie Bravo wants to know about chemtrails. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| SIA. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, so far in the time that we've started this... | ||
| It seems like Alex has gone crazier even by his own standards. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How crazy? | ||
| Like, do you think he's going to pull it back? | ||
| Or do you think he's going to lose his shit? | ||
| In this clip? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I mean, in our future episodes. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| He's going to lose it. | ||
| He's got a spiral. | ||
| He has to keep spiraling into crazy, right? | ||
|
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Right, right. | |
| If he pulls back even for a second, the whole thing crumbles. | ||
| On the show that he did over the weekend, he had Roger Stone on, and they were... | ||
| And by the way, I want to make this clear. | ||
| I will never play a clip with Roger Stone in it. | ||
| Because he's evil? | ||
| No, I just think that he is a sort of a spinning spider, as they say. | ||
| Whatever he says is bullshit, and I don't... | ||
| He's like Peter Capaldi in The Thick of It. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I don't care to give him any... | ||
| I don't want his voice on my show. | ||
| Let's say that. | ||
| But he and Alex were talking about... | ||
| Even for us, he's bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And we played a little bit of Milo. | ||
| We had to bail on Milo. | ||
| You had a 10-minute clip served up, and I could not make it through without crying. | ||
| And it was mutual. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But he was on, and they were talking about how there are leaks coming out of the Trump White House. | ||
| And basically what they were saying is there's the Bannons of the world and, you know, General Flynn's, and they're the Trump people. | ||
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Gotcha. | |
| And then you got people like Kellyanne Conway and Rince Priebus who are trying to sink the ship. | ||
| So less than 20 days in, they've already decided that internally there are enemies. | ||
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So, like, they can't even blame the liberals. | |
| The media shit isn't really working. | ||
| You can't really destroy the media necessarily. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| So now it's like, oh, fuck. | ||
| The enemies are in our own rights. | ||
| The enemies are with... | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Well, they have to eat themselves alive. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And that's the next stage of crazy. | ||
| And then once that happens, you start not trusting yourself. | ||
| Well, it is kind of that situation where your entire thing is built on distrust. | ||
| The more you desire purity of belief, the more you start tearing people away to get, you know... | ||
| You do purity tests. | ||
| Yeah, you show even the slightest bit of disloyalty to Scientology, and you are a submissive person, or a suppressive person, and you're fucking kicked out. | ||
| It has to be that way for any purity-based... | ||
| Religion or ideology or whatever. | ||
| And it's the same thing with religions, like you can't hang out with sinners. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When what Jesus would want you to do is hang out with them and be cool. | ||
| So what we're saying is just about all religions betray their own beliefs by their existence. | ||
| Somewhat. | ||
| So anyway, this clip, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, starts with some wacky shit about football and then leads into more proof that Alex... | ||
| He's not a Christian based on what we understand Christianity to be. | ||
| We're getting into the Leanne Wackadoo segment. | ||
| Well, it becomes a thing where, you know, the beliefs that he started espousing on Rogan, the sort of out there, 12th dimensional... | ||
| Multidimensional, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Some of that stuff has... | ||
| I'm not saying he's never talked about it on his own show, but it's bleeding. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| It's bleeding through. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So anyway, here we go. | ||
| I knew Trump was a fan of the Patriots, but I didn't care either way. | ||
| And I didn't even get into that today, how they're saying it's white supremacism because there's a few more white players. | ||
| The team's more than half black. | ||
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He did get into it earlier, by the way. | |
| He's forgotten what he talked about. | ||
| Can we just let that one go? | ||
| Let's all just be like, hey, the Patriots won the Super Bowl and that has no bearing on white supremacy at all. | ||
| Let's just leave this one alone. | ||
| But he's reacting to something dishonestly. | ||
| What people were talking about was Richard Spencer. | ||
| Who is a white supremacist. | ||
| And a Nazi. | ||
| He tweeted a bunch of stuff about how Tom Brady was superior. | ||
| There are plenty of white players. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Again, no. | ||
| Let's leave it. | ||
| Let's just let that one go. | ||
| There are so many other reasons to punch Richard Spencer. | ||
| But the media and Twitter were responding to Richard Spencer being fucking racist as shit. | ||
| No one was really saying, hey, this is racist because they have a white quarterback. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No. | ||
| Nobody was. | ||
| But again, let's all just be like, hey, we got... | ||
| Betsy Davos is the education secretary. | ||
| Who gives a fuck what football team won fucking anything? | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| It's a petty squabble. | ||
| It is a... | ||
| Petty squabble. | ||
| Meant to distract us. | ||
| And you guys are Hispanic players and some white players. | ||
| It's like black guys making most of the touchdowns. | ||
| I mean, yeah, it's a good quarterback. | ||
| It's a good, good receiver. | ||
| That's white guys and black guys working together. | ||
| It's humans working together. | ||
| And the media said, man, that's racist. | ||
| I mean, the articles are on Infowars.com. | ||
| How do you take that and turn it into something racist? | ||
| But that's what they're doing. | ||
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It's not what they're doing. | |
| To handicap everybody so this country's a bunch of basket cases. | ||
| Quite frankly, I can't even believe at this point. | ||
| You shouldn't. | ||
| It's not true. | ||
| Because when you're informed, this stuff is so obvious. | ||
| It's like I have eyesight and the general public that isn't awake is blind. | ||
| And so I'm awake on this plane of existence. | ||
| I have eyesight. | ||
| I have touch. | ||
| I have smell. | ||
| I have mobility. | ||
| And I'm in this plane. | ||
| And I see the majority of people are, like, blind, or they're halfway blind, or, you know, they're, and I'm trying to wake them up, so I go, you have sight, you know, just take the goggles off. | ||
| You can't wake somebody up to you. | ||
| All of a sudden I hear somebody next to me who's got eyesight. | ||
| I go, oh, hey, you can see, why don't you help them? | ||
| And they go, I'm gonna eat these people. | ||
| I'm gonna abuse them and enslave them because they don't have sight. | ||
| Stop trying to give them sight. | ||
| I'm like, I'm not giving them sight. | ||
| They've got blinders on. | ||
| I want to take them off. | ||
| I got kids. | ||
| I want them to be friends with their kids. | ||
| Just feed on them. | ||
| They don't want your help. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| I'll just take one's goggles off and say you're a bad guy. | ||
| He's a bad guy. | ||
| Then the guy attacks me. | ||
| See, I told you. | ||
| You don't want to give them sight. | ||
| They're profane. | ||
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What? | |
| This is a paranoid fantasy mixed with Plato's allegory of the cave. | ||
| I think this makes zero sense. | ||
| At all. | ||
| You don't think it's just sort of a bizarre, sort of psychotic version of the allegory of the cave? | ||
| It's like Philosophy 101 shit. | ||
| Yeah, but also, it doesn't make any sense. | ||
| Oh, of course not. | ||
| It's fucking insane. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It is. | ||
| What? | ||
| What? | ||
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Wait. | |
| There's demons eating off people. | ||
| One, you can't wake somebody up out of blindness. | ||
| That's not how blindness works. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| I think it did in an episode of House. | ||
| Oh, that could be true. | ||
| But it was also House. | ||
| Just about everything wound up happening in House. | ||
| House is basically where... | ||
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On the next episode of House, in order to save his patient, House will have to kill her. | |
| That was a real promo for House. | ||
| Yeah, well, of course. | ||
| It was a great episode. | ||
| I love House. | ||
| House is basically where Alex gets all of his ideas about what the globalists are doing, right? | ||
| I have great sources. | ||
| A guy named Greg. | ||
| Gregory House. | ||
| He's a doctor! | ||
| You can trust doctors and veterinarians. | ||
| He does not trust doctors. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| Vaccines give you autism, that whole thing. | ||
| For fuck's sakes. | ||
| I don't know if we're ever going to deal with it, but on Tuesday's show, he starts out the show eulogizing his grandmother, who is 94, who just passed away. | ||
| It's sweet. | ||
| It's nice. | ||
| You know, like, it's those human moments that he has. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's a human being, too. | ||
| And it's kind of like, oh, I feel bad shitting on him all the time. | ||
| He's a man, and he's having a tough time. | ||
| But then within a minute of starting the show, talking about his grandma, he talks about her getting a vaccine and how that was a soft kill on her. | ||
| And she lived through, like, all these years after getting this vaccine, this polio vaccine. | ||
| It's like... | ||
| Did she get polio? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| But he used this whole, like, his grandma's death in order to sort of espouse... | ||
| Anti-vaccination beliefs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alright, well then fuck him. | ||
| I do not feel human feelings for him at all. | ||
| It takes that humanity right away. | ||
| Yeah, he always rips the humanity out of himself. | ||
| I got kids! | ||
| And I'm gonna kill people! | ||
| Well, it was like that clip where he talks about his daughter loving his cookie monster impression, and then he's like... | ||
| I was talking about nuclear war, excuse me. | ||
| All right, come on. | ||
| My daughter loves my cookie monster. | ||
| So, in a world, everyone's gonna get killed by the globalists. | ||
| This allegory of the cave ripoff was pretty insane, you're right, but it's gonna get a little bit more insane. | ||
| They don't deserve the sight. | ||
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You will be given the sight. | |
| Why? | ||
| But you didn't give me the sight. | ||
| God did. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And I tell you, it is metaphysical because in my life, there's a lot of things that happen I'll never tell anybody about. | ||
| Is he going to immediately tell us about them? | ||
| But I will just tell you, there's a lot going on in this universe. | ||
| It's not in these books. | ||
| And the elite know all this stuff. | ||
| They know it. | ||
| And they don't want you to know. | ||
| I mean, you're like a composite of all... | ||
| Wait, was he talking about the elites know the stuff that's not in the books, like the religious books, like the Bible and whatnot? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Wait, wait? | ||
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Wait. | |
| I don't know why you're confused. | ||
|
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Wait. | |
| What are you talking about? | ||
| The elites know stuff that... | ||
| So he's ostensibly espousing Christian beliefs. | ||
| Somewhat, yeah. | ||
| And there's a lot of stuff in the Bible that they don't tell you about? | ||
| Well, I mean, if you want to just... | ||
| Take a really simplistic version. | ||
| I don't think this is what he's saying. | ||
| But if you read the Gnostic Gospels and the Apocrypha... | ||
| The ones where Jesus fought dragons. | ||
| Not all of them. | ||
| Not all of them, but some good ones. | ||
| But if you read those extra-biblical texts, there are a bunch of books that aren't in the Bible that say some pretty wild stuff. | ||
| Like the ones where Mary isn't a virgin and women are allowed to be people. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Or even in the book of Enoch, Enoch goes up to heaven with God and he never dies. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Yeah! | ||
| There's a bunch of stuff in other texts. | ||
| Also, Elijah does the same thing. | ||
| Yeah, they're the two people who have never died. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But that's a simple version of it. | ||
| I don't think that's what he's talking about. | ||
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Okay. | |
| But, yeah, that's what he's saying. | ||
| He's saying that somehow the elites know more about the metaphysical beliefs of... | ||
| And he's had some shit happen in his life that he's not gonna talk about because it's too heavy. | ||
| Yeah, but he's about to tell us about all that shit, right? | ||
| He's not, but he is. | ||
| He's gonna do that. | ||
| No, but he's about to say some weird shit that, like, some of it I agree with, and some of it I don't, and we'll have to parse it out after he's done, but he should believe none of it. | ||
| Because it's kind of trippy. | ||
| He's such a complete contradictory nonsense man. | ||
| It is endlessly fascinating. | ||
| I swear, when we started this, I thought we were going to run out because it would just be the same crazy. | ||
| Every time we listen to him, there's a new facet of insanity. | ||
| There's a new conspiracy theory. | ||
| I'm secretly in love with him. | ||
| It's not a secret. | ||
| But I want to love him. | ||
| And then, like, maybe one night while we're asleep in bed together, I strangle him. | ||
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While wearing a globalist mask. | |
| Like in the movie The Purge. | ||
| The only way that I would strangle him is if crime were legal for 12 hours. | ||
| Which might be soon. | ||
| It's super soon. | ||
| And right now, kind of for it. | ||
| I'm kind of for it. | ||
| So, again... | ||
| If we're gonna go crazy, might as well just fucking go all in. | ||
| My theory is that... | ||
| Alex went on Rogan's show and probably got some positive feedback about some of the trippy shit he was saying. | ||
| And he realizes, oh, I can cater to the sort of shroom heads out there and some of what he has already called trendies. | ||
| And diversify his audience because he knows that the other audience is sticking with him through thick and thin. | ||
| At this point, they're committed. | ||
| They're in. | ||
| If you want to go to trippy shit, yeah, all that Christian nonsense, fine. | ||
| Let's bail on it and let's go to... | ||
| Twelve fucking dimensions. | ||
| Again, I have to say that some of this stuff he's going to say, I'm into. | ||
| And some of it, I'm not. | ||
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But all of it, I'm not into him being into it. | |
| Listeners at home, guess, play along, and guess which... | ||
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You keep notes and guess which parts I'm into. | |
| These people before you in this human journey and their genetics, and it's been proven you have their instincts and many of their memories. | ||
| And you can access all of that, and the enemy knows that. | ||
| I had an article I meant to get to today, and I didn't get to it, how they've confirmed that trees have fungus networks and that trees communicate with trees hundreds of miles away through underground Internet of Things. | ||
| And of course they show you that in the movie Avatar, because this was done 50 years ago. | ||
| But there's an Internet of Things between people. | ||
| And the globalists are trying to build an artificial system Over all of that. | ||
| That's the BBC reporting that. | ||
| What about ancestral memories? | ||
| You know, you seem like a Vulcan mind melt. | ||
| Where do you think stuff like that comes from, huh? | ||
| Can you imagine being a child and having the knowledge of an old man put into you? | ||
| Now, they call that the occult. | ||
| No, the people that want to keep all that hidden, that's the occult. | ||
| All this stuff should be known. | ||
| And the media makes jokes about this when I talk about it, but you know what? | ||
| They all are trying to find out about it. | ||
| Well, guess what? | ||
| I know all about it. | ||
| And I'm certainly not going to sit here and play games with people who are trying to suppress humanity. | ||
| I want to empower humanity. | ||
| Now, I got a loaded phone here, but I'm sorry I'm out of time. | ||
| No pressure on David. | ||
| If he wants to flush him, I understand that they're great people, but he's got a lot to cover. | ||
| So also, I want to say this before we get to your predictions, which I'm very excited to see your guesses. | ||
| At about the one hour, six minute mark of the show, he announces the lines are open. | ||
| He's going to start taking calls. | ||
| I'd like you to guess what time stamp he takes his first call. | ||
| He does not take a call. | ||
| He takes two calls. | ||
| He takes two calls. | ||
| Let's go with... | ||
| When's the first one? | ||
| Let's go with two hours and 20 minutes. | ||
| Nah, too far. | ||
| It was one hour and 31 minutes. | ||
| Okay, so only a half hour after he opened the floor. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| And then it was only like... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| 45 second call. | ||
| And she was just saying the globalists are evil. | ||
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Great call. | |
| Great call. | ||
| He's losing interest in communicating with his audience, right? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| About a week ago, he had a listener who disagreed with him. | ||
| I know you mentioned that. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| How'd it go? | ||
| I wish I had the clip of it, but it was just like this guy who's like, you know what? | ||
| This is Alex. | ||
| He's like, I got a listener who disagrees. | ||
| So clearly there are some screeners involved. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But he's like, alright, what's up? | ||
| Let's talk about it. | ||
| And he's like, Alex, I disagree with you. | ||
| I think it would be important for you to be in the White House. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| You're better than you think you are. | ||
| Wonderful disagreement. | ||
| I love that they have such a diverse panoply of views. | ||
| That's the only pushback I've heard from any caller. | ||
| Anyway, what are your predictions about this? | ||
| First of all, did you love the tone? | ||
| All the pauses? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Here's a thought. | ||
| Pause. | ||
| Here's a thought. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| It sounded like he was in a sleeping bag with me in the forest in a tent. | ||
| He's had too much gentlemen's jack. | ||
| Both of us gentlemen jacking high on mushrooms. | ||
| And the conversation starts with, hey, Alex, do you believe in God? | ||
| No. | ||
| And now let's get into ancestral memory. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Okay, let's start with you have instincts. | ||
| Yeah, I agree with that. | ||
| All right, genetic memory. | ||
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Yes. | |
| I believe the species does have a memory. | ||
| You do agree with that. | ||
| I called that one. | ||
| The trees do have an underground fungal network wherein that if you chop down a tree, like... | ||
| I don't know what that means, but it is true. | ||
| I think it means that Pocahontas was right, and every rock and every creature and every forest has a spirit. | ||
| Can you sing with all the voices of the wind? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I can't. | ||
| But yeah, I am not sure I understand, and I don't think anyone does, really, what the communication that's going on with them is, but there is some sort of a transmission. | ||
| I think there is a basic level of consciousness there. | ||
| Like there's danger? | ||
| I think that implies... | ||
| You're getting chopped down, it's like, oh, danger, danger, danger. | ||
| Yeah, and then you release, I mean, if you're a tree, not you specifically, but then trees release all of their defense mechanisms, the smells, the oils, and all of that stuff. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now... | ||
| I do kind of think that that means there's a base level consciousness within most plants as well. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And they have done studies about talking to house plants. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But it's unclear whether it's you breathing carbon dioxide on them. | ||
| Yeah, that's a whole... | ||
| Those kind of studies are so... | ||
| It's so hard to kind of isolate any element there to actually prove or disprove anything. | ||
| But that would be my suspicion. | ||
| Which to me means that no matter what you do... | ||
| No matter what you eat, you are killing something that is alive and is aware and is screaming as it dies. | ||
| Unless you're one of these people who only eats the fruits that have already fallen off trees. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| There are those people. | ||
| I don't remember exactly what they're terming. | ||
| Although those are seeds, which means those are abortions. | ||
| If you eat it, that's an abortion. | ||
| Plant that. | ||
| No, but the fruit is a... | ||
| Eh, whatever. | ||
| Depends on the fruit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Anyway, go ahead. | |
| What's next? | ||
| So yeah, morphic knowledge. | ||
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What does that mean? | |
| The idea that there's an internet of humans. | ||
| The idea that we can communicate telepathically? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Not sure on that one. | ||
| Well, the theory behind morphic knowledge is, like, they observed this, I want to say, like, a couple of times, where on one island, a species of bird would suddenly figure out... | ||
| How to use a tool to get to something. | ||
| And then within a week, even though there's been no contact, that same species somewhere else would have the same exact thing. | ||
| For humans, there's the studies that have been done about old crossword puzzles being easier than new ones. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| That kind of, is there a morphic knowledge that we all share? | ||
| I'm going to go with no. | ||
| It's fun to think about. | ||
| It is. | ||
| But I'm not sure that... | ||
| And then even if you want to go another step and get even trippier, there have been studies that have been done on lucid dreaming where people... | ||
| There are indications that people are able to dream together. | ||
| With intense practice. | ||
| From the graphic novel Sandman by Neil Gaiman. | ||
| Also from studies that have been done by Dr. Stephen LaBerge. | ||
| It's not clear. | ||
| I don't know if I trust their methodology. | ||
| And I've certainly never had any experience like that. | ||
| It's interesting to think about. | ||
| I'm not sure I believe it. | ||
| I'm going to go with... | ||
| I doubt it. | ||
| So Morphic Knowledge, I'm going to give that a... | ||
| I'm going to put myself firmly in the no column. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now, the next one. | ||
| Ancestral Memories. | ||
| Right, but that's... | ||
| Genetic knowledge. | ||
| But that goes back to instincts and the idea that, like, from bygone eras we're afraid of monsters because of, like... | ||
| Well, I want to say no because he also brought up the idea of the what if you were a little kid with an old man's knowledge in you. | ||
| I think that was a separate thought. | ||
| There was a pause there. | ||
| Yeah, that sounded crazy. | ||
| There was a pause there, and I think that was a separate thought. | ||
| I'm going to go with you don't agree with that one. | ||
| I think that was Benjamin Button. | ||
| No, I don't know if I agree with that one. | ||
| And then here's my final thing that I don't know if you believe or not, right? | ||
| It is Alex Jones saying he knows all about it. | ||
| You missed one. | ||
| What was that? | ||
| The Vulcan mind meld. | ||
| Oh, was that a separate thought? | ||
| I think it was. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| I just let that one go. | ||
| Vulcan mind meld. | ||
| Where do you think that came from? | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Where do you think that came from? | ||
| Art. | ||
| Imagination? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He doesn't believe in creativity, I think, is one of the things. | ||
| I agree! | ||
| Yeah, for somebody, and especially because he's so obsessed with movies, every single reference to a movie he has, he thinks is something that has actually happened, and somebody's trying to send a message through it, right? | ||
| Well, but also the... | ||
| Like he said that Avatar was real. | ||
| Right. | ||
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But it comes back to what a lot of conspiracy theorists believe. | |
| And that is that culture and movies and all that stuff is what's known as predictive programming. | ||
| So something comes out in a movie that's super true, but the powers that be don't want you to think it's true. | ||
| So it comes out in a movie. | ||
| So when it comes out in real life, you're like, I don't believe that. | ||
| It's just like that stupid movie. | ||
| That is a really impossible thing to disprove. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Mainly because... | ||
| What? | ||
| That's what most conspiracy theory stuff comes down to, is wildly unprovable. | ||
| Yeah, and you can't disprove it. | ||
| That's what I meant. | ||
| I meant disprovable. | ||
| I apologize. | ||
| That is the bedrock of the, like, that's the old Carl Sagan anecdote where the woman came up to him and was like, I believe there's a turtle underneath the earth holding it up. | ||
| And he's like, well, what's below that? | ||
| And she's like, a bigger turtle. | ||
| What's below that? | ||
| And even bigger, you know, it's turtles all the way down. | ||
| That's the gem of their argument, right? | ||
| It's always going to be an infinite loop of you'll never, you know. | ||
| We're still trying to figure out what that other turtle is like, but man, there's a turtle. | ||
| Man, I know there's a turtle. | ||
| It's a big one. | ||
| Not a tortoise. | ||
| We ate all those. | ||
| Also, back to your last one, I do not believe that Alex knows everything. | ||
| You don't think so? | ||
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No. | |
| But I have a question. | ||
| You missed one. | ||
| Do you believe this? | ||
| I'm a policy wonk! | ||
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By far the greatest thing that has ever happened. | |
| Is him saying he's a policy walker? | ||
| I can't wait until we compile an entire morning zoo crew bump level of just, boom, this he said one time. | ||
| Boom, this he said one time. | ||
| Black people should kiss Trump's feet. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Do like a Dr. Drew boogie. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Get a Casio keyboard and just upload all of that shit in there. | ||
| Anybody who has any musical skill, please do something. | ||
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Oh, God. | |
| Well, that's it for our clips, man. | ||
| That was Monday. | ||
| January... | ||
| Oh, February 6th. | ||
| February 6th. | ||
| My month's off. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| This has been fun, Jordan. | ||
| Always a pleasure. | ||
| So much fun. | ||
| Guys, until next time when we come back... | ||
| Yeah, you can catch us on at knowledge underscore fight. | ||
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Leave me alone. | |
| Also, though, we've got to come up with a better sign-off. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| What do you think our sign-off should be? | ||
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I'm a policy wonk! | |
| Until next time, we've been policy wonks! | ||
| It's been policy walks. | ||
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It's been policy walks. | |
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. |