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May 13, 2026 - The Joe Rogan Experience
02:41:32
Joe Rogan Experience #2498 - Brendan Schaub

Joe Rogan and Brendan Schaub dissect UFC betting irregularities surrounding the Buckley fight, debate Strickland's victory over a dehydrated Makhachev, and critique Hamzat Chimaev's cardio while analyzing the $7.7 billion Paramount deal that forces the UFC to increase fight volume. They contrast Netflix's limited MMA reach with Paramount's strategy, expose astroturfing bot networks, and discuss federal mandates potentially disabling high-performance cars like the Corvette ZR1 via impaired driving detection. The conversation concludes by linking modern social media addiction to historical smoking rates and questioning the ethics of parents pushing children toward professional sports careers. [Automatically generated summary]

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brendan schaub
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jamie vernon
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Betting on Your Own Team 00:12:02
unidentified
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joe rogan
Hey, hey, what's up, brother?
unidentified
What's going on?
joe rogan
This is a good time for you to come in, man, right after this weekend.
unidentified
Holy shit.
brendan schaub
It's a good time, brother.
joe rogan
Bro, I mean, everybody's talking about the Sean Strickland Hamza fight and the debate, but before we even talk about that, bro, how fucking good is Joshua Vann?
brendan schaub
And he's only been fighting about five years.
That's what's scary.
unidentified
Crazy.
brendan schaub
Five years.
unidentified
Crazy.
brendan schaub
And he has some holes for sure that certain guys are going to expose.
But five, think how.
joe rogan
He's not the best on the ground.
brendan schaub
He's also 24.
joe rogan
He's 24, yeah.
Crazy athlete.
But his fucking boxing, it might be the best in the UFC.
brendan schaub
It's up there.
joe rogan
It's up.
brendan schaub
Him or Ilya?
joe rogan
Yeah.
Well, Ilya.
Ilya's pretty good.
The thing about Ilya is Ilya's one punch night night.
That's the difference.
brendan schaub
It's tough at flyweight to be a knockout artist.
But then also, Josh.
joe rogan
David Davis and Figueredo.
unidentified
True.
joe rogan
True.
He was starching people.
brendan schaub
He was.
But with Josh, too, again, he's 24.
But in Tutsi or Tyra, he also just was blocking punches with his face.
unidentified
Wow.
brendan schaub
That's the other thing.
Like his defense was so bad.
joe rogan
I think it was that Joshua Vann's offense was so good.
brendan schaub
You know what?
I think it's a combo of both.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's a combo of both.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
joe rogan
Because Tyra is primarily a grappler.
I mean, he's obviously a mixed martial arts fighter.
And he did strike.
I mean, that's why he didn't completely get blown out of the water.
He did strike pretty well.
It's just the counters came so clean, so sharp.
Like, I rewatched some of it today and I was like, good lord, that's pretty.
So good.
He looks so good.
brendan schaub
And again, 24.
joe rogan
And, you know, it took all the stink off of the way he won the title.
brendan schaub
Yeah, but not me, I'm sure not you, but there's a lot of questions that haven't been answered.
unidentified
Oh, for sure.
brendan schaub
Like, Pantoja's a motherfucker.
joe rogan
Pantoja, look at that assassin.
unidentified
Okay.
brendan schaub
How would he do against Pantosia?
joe rogan
Hey, man.
His stock went up after this fight, I'll tell you that.
Look, it was always up, right?
But Tyra was a real threat.
Tyra got him on the ground, wasn't able to submit him.
Joshua Vange pieced him up on the feet, man.
brendan schaub
But again, at 24, so let's say they do the Pantosia rematch, whatever, Q4.
And let's say Pantosia gets that win.
unidentified
All good?
brendan schaub
He's 24.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
He's going to be your champ for a very long time.
joe rogan
And how old is Alexandre Pantosia at this point?
brendan schaub
Not young.
In flyweight years, he's 67.
Yeah, flyweight's tough.
unidentified
36.
joe rogan
36.
Yeah, that's tough.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
That's tough.
If he was a middleweight, you'd be like, hmm, that's the beginning of the slide.
unidentified
Right?
joe rogan
That's the beginning of the slide.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
For welterweight, you're like, ooh.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
But at flyweight, it's crazy.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
Heavyweight is like, oh, he's in his prime.
brendan schaub
Oh, we're cooking it.
joe rogan
Look at Francis.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Francis is like 38 or something.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
unidentified
Is it 38?
Yeah.
joe rogan
Francis is in his prime.
brendan schaub
Flyweight, though.
joe rogan
Nobody looks at Francis and goes eyes over the hill.
brendan schaub
Oh, never.
unidentified
No.
Not at all.
No.
brendan schaub
There's some old cats at heavyweight doing the damn thing, especially now.
The heavyweight division's.
joe rogan
How old is Volkov?
brendan schaub
59.
Honestly, I used to train with Volkov back in the day.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
He was a Bellator champion, M1 champion.
He was a Bellator champion in the early days of Bellator.
brendan schaub
Yeah, and remember he had in Bellator?
And when he first got to UFC, he had that Moana tattoo on his back.
He had the stingray.
joe rogan
And he changed it into that Japanese mask.
brendan schaub
Yeah, I like this.
joe rogan
The new one looks dope.
The new one looks dope.
brendan schaub
So dope.
I like to think I'm the one that kind of bullied him into doing that because I.
It's all I ever talked about for like six years when he fought.
And he comes out with just this dope ass samurai tattoo.
I'm like, yeah, there it is.
joe rogan
Well, sometimes you realize, like, this ain't making it.
I gotta fix this.
brendan schaub
Yeah, especially that.
People are like, bro, why do you have a fucking stingray on your back?
joe rogan
Bro, speaking of tattoos, how many tattoos does Sean Brady have?
That motherfucker's feet are tattooed.
Bro.
Like his entire body's tattooed.
brendan schaub
How good did he look?
joe rogan
Phenomenal.
brendan schaub
This thing might be phenomenal.
I always get stressed out because everyone's asking for betting picks before the fights.
And MMA's tough, dude.
MMA's tough to fucking pick.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
So with the Joaquin Buckley fight, the reason I told my brother, I'm like, literally put your mortgage on Sean Brady.
Because Joaquin Buckley did an interview like a week before, was like, I'm not even working on grappling.
I'm not wrestling or grappling.
I'm just going to keep this thing standing and knock this motherfucker out.
I was like, oh, buddy.
joe rogan
No way.
He really said that?
brendan schaub
Yeah, you can find it out there, James.
joe rogan
But that could have been just a bullshit tactic to try to get Sean Brady, because Sean Brady probably saw that interview too.
brendan schaub
Yeah, and was like, cool, say less.
And then just.
joe rogan
I know, but I mean.
brendan schaub
10, seven rounds?
unidentified
Three of them?
I know.
joe rogan
It was nuts.
But I mean, you could say that.
brendan schaub
I hear you.
joe rogan
If you were just playing mental games.
brendan schaub
I get you.
joe rogan
But maybe he actually did that.
brendan schaub
And it appeared so.
joe rogan
Well, hard to say.
Because that's how good Sean Brady is.
unidentified
Hard to say.
brendan schaub
It's just tough when you lose like that.
Because you go back to the locker room, you're like, fuck, we're not even in the same ballpark.
unidentified
No.
brendan schaub
Like, I'm, what am I going to do?
You look at your coaching staff, you go, what are we going to do?
I thought I was a top five guy.
I just got beat 10 6.
Three rounds in a row?
joe rogan
Okay, I was going to bring this up.
So I have some insight to this.
So there was some very strange betting behavior.
It says it turns out to be meaningless.
Bet online cited abnormal betting patterns as Buckley moved.
From plus 150 underdog to minus 220 favorite before the fight.
So, this is what happened.
There was money that moved very quickly before the fight.
And the UFC, obviously, because they've been through this shit with the guys fixing fights and the FBI investigated it, they got concerned.
And so, I believe what happened is they minimized the amount that you could bet online.
So, you couldn't bet big money anymore.
I don't know what the cap, let's find out what the cap they put on it was.
But then you.
They were going to go ahead with the fight, but they wanted to make sure that Sean Brady wasn't injured.
So, this was the fear.
The fear was that some inside camp word got out.
Sean Brady's got an injury, and then all the money jumps up.
Because a lot of times that's what happens.
brendan schaub
But they did it right because before they would just cancel the fight.
Like, we don't know what's going on.
We're just going to cancel the fight.
No, just take the fight off the betting sites.
joe rogan
Well, they only did that one time.
They did that one time with Alexander Hernandez.
I don't remember who he was fighting.
I don't remember who Alexander Hernandez was fighting.
But they did that with that fight.
And I thought that was really crazy.
unidentified
Crazy.
joe rogan
They asked Alexander, like, are you okay?
He's like, I'm fine.
Like, I am planning on winning this fight.
But for some reason, he became an underdog.
brendan schaub
Like, nothing came out from it either.
unidentified
No.
brendan schaub
Like, I wish they'd be a little more transparent.
Like, hey, we look into it.
It's our bat, this, you know?
But they just canceled the fight.
And so everyone, now we just assume something happened.
Something happened.
Somebody's being dirty.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
But then Hernandez fought again and lost his next fight.
Fakudity fight.
He fought someone on a fight night.
It was a very good fight.
Very close fight.
The dude was very good.
brendan schaub
But I'm glad they're not just pulling the fight.
Oh, Michael Johnson.
joe rogan
It was supposed to be Michael Johnson.
But they didn't have that fight.
And then who did he fight next instead?
So let's just go over this real quick before we figure out who he fought amid suspicious betting movement.
So, what is suspicious betting movement?
Like, what if you and your boys all go, fuck it, I'm going all in?
And you just decide to bet $100,000 on Buckley?
brendan schaub
Will that change it that dramatically?
I don't think we're talking about this.
jamie vernon
According to this, I think it said that they had certain accounts that they knew.
joe rogan
Oh, were shady?
jamie vernon
Not shady, but I mean, they might be particular whales or whatever that are certain bettors that always were betting $200,000 a fight or whatever, and maybe one or two of them changed.
brendan schaub
Two of the judges scored that fight.
jamie vernon
I'm trying to see.
brendan schaub
325.
jamie vernon
Abnormal betting patterns from highly monitored accounts.
joe rogan
Interesting.
Highly monitored accounts is interesting.
Bro, you better get a new account.
brendan schaub
You better figure it out.
joe rogan
They're on to you, bitch.
unidentified
But it just.
jamie vernon
They also said that they called Sean Brady here at the bottom.
I was going to point out.
Someone called him to let him know, and he's like, well, I'm fine.
unidentified
I love it.
brendan schaub
He goes, I'm going to beat the shit out of this guy.
What are you talking about?
And they're like, yeah, you're good to go.
joe rogan
I think that's what Alexander Hernandez said, too.
brendan schaub
That's a bummer.
joe rogan
Yeah, it is a bummer.
brendan schaub
But you can also understand from the UFC standpoint being like, because when it happened, especially then, they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Whoa, whoa.
joe rogan
No, they're in a bad spot right now with that because until that gets resolved, look, the fight game has always been connected to fucking shady people.
unidentified
Always.
joe rogan
That's a Marlon Brando movie on the waterfront.
I could have been a contender.
Yep.
You know?
Yeah.
jamie vernon
That's who he lost to.
joe rogan
Oh, that's right.
Hoffa Garcia.
Very good fight.
Very good fight.
Hoffa did a phenomenal job.
brendan schaub
But I think, too, back to the betting, I think that's also a reason why now more than ever fighters are getting so much hate.
Because if you have a nine to five and you make $1,000 a week and you put $500 on, say, Hamzat, and he loses that $500, that's why it's so toxic now.
Because, yeah, your guy's losing, but now it's costing you money.
So I think that's why fighters are getting so much more hate these days than they did.
Even when I was fighting, betting was the main thing.
joe rogan
No, I think you're absolutely right.
I think it's Rafa Garcia.
Is it Rafa or Hoffa?
Why am I saying it wrong?
brendan schaub
I feel like it's Rafa.
joe rogan
I think so, too.
I think I want Brazilian on me for a minute there.
Yeah, you made a real good point about the betting because that's why people are getting so upset because they are betting money on it.
It's a big problem with some people.
With some people, the ability to just bet on anything anytime you want.
And now it's like.
Polymarket and all these different things.
You could bet on, you know, fucking anything.
Anything.
Anything.
How about that fucking soldier that got busted?
brendan schaub
Didn't move.
joe rogan
He bet that Maduro was going to get kidnapped.
brendan schaub
Dude, if you don't, but my thing is, it's like the Pete Rose thing.
At least Pete Rose is betting on his team to win.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
This dude was betting on his fucking team to win.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
Don't discipline him.
If you don't think Trump's giving him a pardon, you're out of your goddamn mind.
joe rogan
Well, that guy's awesome.
That's a weird one.
That's a weird one.
But I mean, why is that bad?
But the insider trading in Congress goes unchecked.
brendan schaub
Oh, my God.
joe rogan
Like, that.
unidentified
Bro.
joe rogan
That's crazy.
Like, if you get mad at that, people, what a hypocrite.
brendan schaub
You're also dealing with mad at that guy?
Yeah, he's a special forces guy who.
It's not like they're compensated that great.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
And he was like, oh, I'm going to bet the house that we fucking get this idiot.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
And by the way, he's betting on himself because it didn't have to happen.
brendan schaub
That's what I'm saying.
joe rogan
It didn't have to work.
It could have all got killed.
brendan schaub
It's like Pete Rose, too.
It's like, keep him on Hall of Fame.
I think they're going to let him in now that he died.
unidentified
Oh, great.
Yeah, cool.
That helps.
brendan schaub
Thank you.
But it's also like he never bet against his team.
It's pretty gangster.
joe rogan
I don't know if that's true.
brendan schaub
I'm pretty sure.
joe rogan
I don't know.
brendan schaub
Jamie, look that shit up.
joe rogan
I read something online that he might have bet against his team at least on one game.
I don't know if that's true, though.
brendan schaub
I'm rooting for Pete Rose.
joe rogan
But I just read something.
I mean, they might have been a Pete Rose hater.
brendan schaub
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
joe rogan
I mean, if he only bet for his team, I feel like that should be legal.
brendan schaub
That's what I'm saying.
That's like this special forces guy.
joe rogan
What, you're trying to win harder?
You're trying to win harder because you want money?
Yeah.
That would be good.
brendan schaub
A special force guy, like, dude, you're really into this.
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
He's like, fuck yeah, dude.
I got a million bucks right on this.
joe rogan
No confirmed evidence has ever been produced that Pete Rose bet against his own team.
There you go.
The Cincinnati Reds, though, there's some speculation.
All official speculation.
I must have read speculation.
Pete Rose Scandal Explained 00:15:23
joe rogan
I mean, what the fuck?
You say, Personal believes Pete Rose probably bet against the Reds at some point, John Dowd said, but even he has acknowledged that his investigation did not produce conclusive proof of such bets.
So I feel like you should be able to bet on yourself as a fighter.
I feel like you should be able to bet on yourself as a baseball player.
Why not?
You're just betting to win.
Now, betting to lose.
brendan schaub
Different story.
joe rogan
Different story.
But bet, so if you're just saying, is that because you can't tell them how to bet?
Like, if you're going to let them bet, they have to be able to bet on whatever they want.
Like, man, I don't know if I'm going to win this fight.
unidentified
I'm going to try.
joe rogan
I'm going to try, but I think I might lose.
So let me just see if I can make a little extra money just in case I lose.
Say, I tried my hardest.
I lost, but.
brendan schaub
Still made some money.
joe rogan
Made some money.
brendan schaub
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
It just opens a can of worms you don't want to deal with.
unidentified
Well, the problem is.
brendan schaub
Nobody's betting.
joe rogan
Right, because then what if you won?
You're like, I won.
Yeah, but I lost money because I. Fucking bet against myself like an idiot, yeah.
brendan schaub
Right, you made no money this fight.
joe rogan
You'd have to be a fucking psycho like to try to win, knowing this is gonna cost you money like your whole camp, paying your fucking traders, your manager, everything.
unidentified
Fucking nightmare.
brendan schaub
What's like the Hamzat Strickland fight?
You and I, right when that fight got announced, we text each other and I went, Good fight, good fight.
I know everyone's gonna, you know, Hamzat's a big favorite, but we both went, I don't know, man.
I can see it.
joe rogan
I was nut riding for Strickland the whole time.
I was like, that guy is the fucking captain of the deep water.
He knows how to go into deep water, man.
And he knows how to survive.
He can survive.
And the thing about Hamzat is, if he takes you down, he wants to hold you down and just beat on you and not expand a lot of energy like he did with Drekus.
unidentified
That's an issue.
joe rogan
You can't do that with Sean.
Sean is not going to sit still.
He's very hard to hold down.
He's got super underrated grappling, super underrated.
You know, we saw he almost threw Hamzat, like later in the fight, you know, and he did wind up on top multiple times.
Like, it's.
He ain't easy for anybody.
brendan schaub
Far from it.
joe rogan
And he had a blown out shoulder.
brendan schaub
Boom.
That's the other thing.
Everyone's like, well, you know, Hamzat was compromised because the weight cut.
It's like, well, hold on.
Sean had one arm.
Sean had one fucking arm.
And when he dittoed that right hand in that second round, he wobbled Hamzat.
No one wants to talk about that.
The most significant punch was in the second round.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
He flash knocks out Hamzat.
And Hamzat's like, oops.
joe rogan
And he probably fucking jolted his shoulder with pain.
brendan schaub
And I still defended David.
joe rogan
I noticed he was doing this at the beginning of the fight.
Before the fight started, he was doing this with his arm.
So he's warming up.
He's doing this.
unidentified
He keeps doing this.
joe rogan
But he kept doing this with his right arm.
I'm like, ooh, that's what I do if my shoulders hurt to see how hurt it is.
unidentified
Yep.
joe rogan
How does it feel?
brendan schaub
Feel the range.
joe rogan
Yeah.
How does it feel?
And he was only going to here.
He was only going to here.
He kept doing it.
But deadpan killer look on his face.
brendan schaub
That motherfucker still won.
joe rogan
Yeah.
unidentified
Still won.
brendan schaub
Here's my thing about it.
joe rogan
Still fought.
A lot of guys would have pulled out.
Couldn't have.
A lot of guys would have said, I can't use my arm.
I'm pulling out.
brendan schaub
Especially for that magnitude of a fight.
I think with Strickland, too, now that he won, people are like, oh, is he a Hall of Famer?
1000%.
100%.
100%.
He's a Hall of Famer.
My thing with Strickland, too, it's like he's going to be a bigger star now more than ever.
I think that fight is the one that put him even bigger.
The thing about Strickland is he's the guy that's not supposed to be here.
Like everyone, when we talk about Chechnyans or Dagestanians or wherever these war tone countries are from, and they're like, this is the only way they made it out.
Dude, Strickland grew up a poor white kid in America, disenfranchised.
Dude had an abusive father.
The odds are so against Strickland.
So against Strickland.
And this motherfucker beat Argly, the best striker in the middleweight division of all time, when Izzy Adesanya beat him at striking, at fucking striking in Australia.
And then they give him Argly, the best grappler of all time in the middleweight division, and he beats him.
So he, we're all of you listening, all you guys are closer to Sean Strickland than you are to LeBron James or Patrick Mahomes.
He's just a tough white kid who trains his ass off.
He's a blue collar guy.
He doesn't run a 40 and a 4 4.
He doesn't have a 40 inch vertical.
joe rogan
He's got one bad leg.
From a motorcycle accident that almost ruined his whole career.
brendan schaub
I get chills talking about it.
Dude, he's that blue collar guy through hard fucking work, he is a Hall of Famer, bona fide Hall of Famer, and beat two of the greatest middleweights of all time.
In all his fights, he's an underdog.
Fluffy, underdog.
DDP, underdog.
Granted, he lost, but I thought he won that first fight.
Hamza, massive underdog.
Izzy, massive underdog.
joe rogan
Second fight with DDP, he fucked his shoulder up too.
Driving a dirt bike like a fucking psychopath.
Crazy.
Crashed his dirt bike, fucked his shoulder up, and they told him you had to fight.
So you had to take the fight.
So you had to take the fight with a fucked up shoulder.
And one of the things you notice about when he's throwing right hands, in particular in this fight, I noticed they were awkward sometimes.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
Sometimes they just looked weird.
Like he was trying not to use his shoulder or something.
He compromised.
Yes, 100%.
And I saw some of that in the second Strickland, the second DDP fight, where it looked like he was kind of throwing his punches weird.
You know, which sometimes he does anyway because he goes around the guards.
unidentified
It's awkward.
joe rogan
It's strategic.
Yeah.
He's throwing shit that you're not going to block correctly, and then he's going to land you clean shots.
But when you see him when there's nothing wrong with him, like he had this giant break because he punched somebody in some fucking low level promotion.
brendan schaub
Oh, that's right.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Got in the cage and punched somebody.
unidentified
Yeah.
So they gave him.
He's a wild boy.
He's a wild boy.
joe rogan
So they gave him like an eight month suspension, something like that, six month suspension, whatever it was.
So, you see him against Hernandez when he's perfect and he looks fucking phenomenal.
unidentified
Best I've ever seen.
joe rogan
His striking looked phenomenal.
Everything looked phenomenal.
And I'm like, oh God, he looks like a better version of the guy who beat Izzy.
He looked better.
brendan schaub
Best we've ever seen.
joe rogan
And then he beats Hamza with one shoulder.
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And so if you count them out based on that fight, I thought Hamza won.
A lot of people did.
Look, it's a lot of people that know fighting thought Hamza won.
There's a lot, I think it's split among journalists.
I think I was reading something.
brendan schaub
It's easy on a journalist to read.
joe rogan
I'm not going to read anything, by the way.
I really read the headlines and then I move on.
brendan schaub
You gotta be careful with journalists.
I'll listen to former fighters or people that have been around the game a long, long time.
If you have Hamza winning, yeah, okay.
Nobody was robbed, but I can give you a pretty good argument why Circle won that fight.
unidentified
Yes.
brendan schaub
You know, I can give you.
A damn good argument.
joe rogan
I think he won the fight.
I was talking to him inside the octagon before the fight.
He said, What do you think?
And I said, It was really close.
It was really close.
Because you really never know with judging.
We've both seen fights where we were sure that one guy won and the other guy gets it from the judge.
So you don't know.
So, in my opinion, I would have to go over it and watch it again.
Because when I call fights, I'm just calling them.
unidentified
It's tough.
joe rogan
I'm not really scoring them.
brendan schaub
Super tough.
joe rogan
It's weird.
Because what you're trying to do is make.
Some entertainment out of moments and put some weight to it and express maybe to people that don't know exactly what's going on.
brendan schaub
You're also listening to your other partners in the booth.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Well, DC's great at that.
DC is the best at explaining shit to people that don't know what's going on when it comes to wrestling in particular because he's such an elite wrestler.
And there was a lot of wrestling moments in that.
So that's what you're doing.
So you're not really judging the fight.
If you're judging, you'd be silent.
Like Eddie Bravo used to judge fights unofficially for the UFC in the early days.
And what Eddie would do is he would write.
He would have a piece of paper and draw a line down the middle for each guy.
And then he would have categories strikes, kicks landed, punches landed, takedowns, submission attempts.
He would mark all these different things.
Like every time something would happen, he would mark it down.
And then he would also go by who landed the most damage.
And he was really good at it.
Like he was very accurate in terms of like, I never disagreed with him.
I was like, that makes sense.
brendan schaub
But if your intention is to score the fight, like you don't have to be entertaining and do the commentating, I can do that.
It's like I do commentate for a game, bread, and there's a fight, fight of the night.
And Jimmy Smith is going, Who do you think won?
I said, Dude, this isn't the time to ask because I was entertained by the fight.
We're doing our thing.
joe rogan
Right, right, right.
brendan schaub
I go home and watch it.
I'll let you know exactly who won.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
It's such a close fight.
I don't know, dude.
joe rogan
Especially wars, especially a crazy war.
It's so hard to figure out who won.
Some wars, like, let's, you know, think of like, what if Tyra and Joshua Van had made it to the end?
That's a tough one.
That's a tough one.
I mean, Joshua Van definitely did more damage, 100%.
brendan schaub
Which is the number one thing they.
Are supposed to judge it on.
joe rogan
So I would judge that in favor.
We had a conversation about the Gomez fight.
Who was Gomez fighting?
Pat Sabatini.
So Pat Sabatini was fighting Gomez, and all Pat Sabatini did was clench him and try to take him down.
Took him down a couple times, but when they were standing up, Gomez, Pat landed a few strikes, definitely.
It wasn't like he was completely outclassed on the feet, but Gomez landed more.
So I'm like, okay, I know Pat spent the majority of the fight in control, the majority of the fight clenching, the majority of the fight.
Working towards the takedown.
brendan schaub
That's the menu fights.
joe rogan
But it was unsuccessful for the most part.
Gomez bounced back up to his feet every time, never took any damage on the ground, never got close to being submitted.
And then when they stood up, Gomez was the one who was going after him, landing strikes.
I don't know if it was enough to win, though, because it's like there wasn't a lot of damage.
It wasn't like he hit Pat and Pat got rocked and Pat went down, and there was none of that.
But Gomez was doing better in the stand up, which when it comes to damage, that was the only damage of the fight.
brendan schaub
But the other thing you got to take in.
It's like I love DC, it's one of my favorites.
But DC has an extensive wrestling background.
So he's usually gonna, not that he means to, but because he has such an extensive wrestling background, if you listen to Kamara Usman, Henry Cejudo, most of them will score that fight for Hamza because of the wrestling involved.
But if you talk to someone else who doesn't have a wrestling background or it's more of a striking background, most of them score it for Strickland.
So you always gotta, I take it with a little bit of grain of salt.
When those guys, heavy wrestlers, If there's wrestling, but they weren't successful, like takedowns were successful, they're like, that's a takedown.
But he didn't do shit with it, though.
joe rogan
There's also the Strickland factor.
There's a lot of people that he rubs the wrong way.
unidentified
Boom.
joe rogan
And they don't want him to win because of the wild shit that he says offstage.
Listen, sometimes he goes too far.
He said he went too far.
He apologized for going too far.
But goddamn, did he sell some tickets?
brendan schaub
I like what you said, though.
You said, don't apologize.
You're selling a fight.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
That's my thing, too.
It's like, whoa, no, no, don't apologize.
Don't apologize for any of that.
Because on Monday, I was so excited to get in the studio.
unidentified
I was so excited.
brendan schaub
I felt like, for the first time in a long time, the UFC's back.
I felt bad.
Back, man.
joe rogan
It's like, you really think the UFC has gone away?
brendan schaub
No, no, no, I'm not saying that.
What do you mean by that?
Don't get to it.
I'm saying, as far as like, uh, Connor Khabib, like, bad blood, big time, couldn't wait, right?
Like, I, dude, I was counting, I was tech day before I'm tech, dude, I can't fucking wait.
It was like, I was so hyped for this fucking fight, dude.
Yeah, it just felt like, you know, those Connor Day, Khabib days, those are over.
But this one, the magnitude of it, and I usually can tell when a fight's gonna be really big because I'm always at baseball fields and football fields, and dads will come, like, dude, you think Strickland has a chance?
I'm like, You watch Fighting?
Like, oh shit.
I was like, this can be huge, dude.
This can be fucking big, dude.
joe rogan
It was huge.
And it was huge because of the way Sean sold it.
100%.
Not just that Sean has a ton of fans, for sure, you know, but it was the way he sold it.
The chaos.
People love it.
They love that.
And especially casuals, they love the chaos.
brendan schaub
I love it too.
I love it too.
joe rogan
Sean, he makes things fun.
Makes things fun.
brendan schaub
And then people get so mad, you know, some of the stuff he says, but it's like, there's a lane for that.
Hate to tell you, there's a lane for that.
And, I think Strickland, you've been around Strickland.
He's a good person.
He obviously has some crazy thoughts and stuff like that, which is fine.
But remember, too, people go, UFC doesn't have stars.
And then you get a kid like Strickland, who's building his name.
It's going to be the most watched fight, one of the third most watched Wayne's of all time.
So he's trying to be a star.
So you guys are complaining there's no stars.
And then when he's doing the damn thing, you guys are hating on him.
So it's like, pick your poison.
joe rogan
Well, they're hating by the way he's doing it, right?
That he's making things super personal.
unidentified
But.
joe rogan
This is what Connor did.
I mean, that's what Connor did with Khabib.
Connor crossed the line many times with Khabib.
brendan schaub
Oh, buddy.
The line's here.
Connor was all the way over here.
joe rogan
And there was no apologizing after that.
I mean, that was the brawl afterwards where Khabib, you know, jumped in the crowd and fucked up Dylan.
unidentified
That was my favorite.
brendan schaub
That's my favorite picture of all time.
I need a frame in my fucking suit.
When Khabib's literally flying off the fucking cage, about to fucking.
But remember, before that fight, in the fight, Khabib was all professional.
He was all good.
As soon as that motherfucker ended, he's like, now it's time to get to work.
unidentified
Yeah!
joe rogan
Dude, that is a crazy world champion.
Just got done stopping Conor McGregor, and he's leaping into the crowd just like his nickname.
brendan schaub
And super, he's the eagle.
Yeah, the eagle.
His talons are fucking out for his legs.
joe rogan
I mean, you couldn't come up with a better nickname for that dude.
You know how Dan Henderson has that flying punch that he landed on Bissing when Bissing was down?
That's like his logo.
That should be Khabib's logo.
brendan schaub
100%.
With like wings on it, like a flying eagle.
joe rogan
That's a huge fucking animal.
brendan schaub
Dude, that was mad.
joe rogan
God, I love that guy.
unidentified
I love him.
joe rogan
Oh, we, you know, we appreciated him while he's here, but maybe not enough.
brendan schaub
But with Hamzat, too, I also think a couple of factors that went against him on Saturday night.
He's been in big fights, but he hasn't been in this big of a fight.
Defending the middleweight title, you have this wild boy talking so much shit.
BJ Penn Weight Cut Issues 00:16:09
brendan schaub
So I just don't think he's dealt with that kind of pressure at that level.
And then also, Hamzat's always kind of had a cardio issue.
Because remember when I went to his camp, I called you.
I'm like, bro, I've never seen someone so fucking.
I'm talking vicious, fucking everybody up, destroying them.
I was like, oh my God.
So there's an issue with him, and I don't know what it is, where that's not translating inside the octopus.
joe rogan
Well, I can tell you right now, first of all, first part of the issue is the weight cut.
Yes, it cut.
100%.
Dude, he cut 22 kilos.
Listen to me.
He got 40 something pounds.
They were making it so that he was going to fight Yuri Prohasa.
brendan schaub
At 205.
joe rogan
Right.
So he starts bulking up.
And he's eating like a fucking animal and he's deadlifting and doing all kinds of great shit.
brendan schaub
He said he was 230, I think.
joe rogan
He was above that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was somewhere north of 230.
And so then he's 230, whatever.
And so then he's got to drop down to 85, which is bananas.
That's so hard to do.
He never got fat.
So what happens?
Well, your muscle gets eaten away.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Your body deteriorates.
You can't recover.
And he had a bad breakdown in the middle of the weight cut.
brendan schaub
I heard his horror was here.
His brother today was like, yes.
We thought his body was going to shut down.
joe rogan
Yeah.
So they took an hour off.
Weight cutting, and then they went back.
He only had like 1.2 kilos to lose at that point, which is what is that?
Was that like five pounds?
No, no, I mean two pounds, two and a half pounds, right?
brendan schaub
Two and a half.
joe rogan
What is it?
It's 2.2.
Okay, so he was 230 a lot though.
If you're dying, you got to lose two pounds of water.
brendan schaub
Oh, it's a nightmare.
joe rogan
Two 16 ounce bottles of water.
brendan schaub
But when he was, let's say, 230 or maybe 235, how many weeks out was that?
Do we know?
joe rogan
I don't know.
brendan schaub
Because when Strickland beat Fluffy, they were like, hey, forget this Yuri fight, you're fighting at 85.
It's a few months.
joe rogan
It's a few months, but when you have muscle and not fat, it is a problem.
It's a real problem.
It's not the same problem.
So if you get big like Strickland gets in between fights, like Strickland, there's a lot of videos of him training where he's got almost like a belly.
He's heavy.
He makes fun of himself.
He's fat.
That's a different fat.
That's different to lose.
You can lose that.
You can lose that.
That's not a problem to lose.
When you're bulked up, your body has decided that now you're 230 pounds and you're still working out all the time.
unidentified
Time.
joe rogan
So your body's using those muscles all the time.
So if you want those muscles to shrink, they literally have to eat themselves.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
So you have to fucking starve yourself.
Or you do a radical dehydration, which brings you to the brink of death.
brendan schaub
And that's what fun is.
joe rogan
And it seems like that's what he did.
brendan schaub
Probably a factor.
But my thing is.
joe rogan
Giant factor, dude.
brendan schaub
It's a factor for sure.
There's also a factor, but it's not like in the DDP fight and these other fights, not like he's going in there tenacious, finishing guys.
joe rogan
Well, the DDP fight.
Was just him in control.
It was just him grappling, him in control.
brendan schaub
But in no attempt to finish.
That's my issue with him.
unidentified
True.
joe rogan
He just wanted to secure the win.
I think it's here.
Well, it could be.
It could be.
And that also plays a factor when you're dealing with a guy like Sean, who's so durable and has such great cardio and can take the fight into deep, deep waters and always does.
Yeah.
He's always going after you in the final round.
Like the final round with Izzy, when he's got his hands down, he's screaming at Izzy.
unidentified
Come on.
brendan schaub
He looks better.
He gets better as the fight goes on.
joe rogan
Yeah.
And Izzy had noticeably faded by that final round.
Part of that because of the beating that he took in the first.
brendan schaub
Correct.
joe rogan
Right.
brendan schaub
He got dropped too.
joe rogan
Super close to stopped, probably concussed in the first.
You know?
I mean, that fucking straight punch that he landed where he spun Izzy's head around and then hit him with how many fucking left hands in a row?
brendan schaub
Yep.
joe rogan
15, 20 left hands in a row.
I mean, let's count them.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Let's watch that and count them because it's crazy.
He just bang, bang, bang, bang.
If you think you're going to go and just fight normal after that, you're concussed.
brendan schaub
You compromised.
joe rogan
Probably you have a concussion.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
Just by the way he went down, his head spun around.
It was a right hand, right?
Wasn't it a right hand?
brendan schaub
It was a right hand, yeah.
joe rogan
Picture perfect right hand.
Wow, picture perfect straight right.
I mean, it was picture perfect.
And you don't get a cleaner, better right hand.
And then blast him with all those punches in the clinch.
You're gone after that.
You're a shell of yourself.
unidentified
You're gone.
brendan schaub
I think my thing with Hamza, too, is after, again, you could chalk it up to the weight cut.
That second round, when he doesn't land that takedown and falls to his back, I'm like, oh, he's cooked.
unidentified
Dude, I think he's cooked.
brendan schaub
We're six months into the motherfucking fight and you're cooked.
joe rogan
His body was shutting down and he realized that he went real hard in the first round but doesn't have the gas tank and said, let me coast.
I could survive on the bottom here, but I need to catch my breath if I'm going to try to finish this guy.
It might have been a strategy.
brendan schaub
And he got better that third, fourth, fifth round.
joe rogan
Right, because the strategy might have been listen, if I'm on my back, no big deal.
Like he tries for a takedown, can't get it.
He realized, like, oh Jesus, I'm not going to be able to fight standing up like this for five minutes after that first round because his body almost shut down 24 hours ago.
24 hours ago, it is the dumbest fucking thing we do in the sport where we allow these people to pretend that they weigh a certain way.
unidentified
Mm hmm.
joe rogan
You pretend.
Oh, it's a 185 pound fight.
The fuck it is.
Yeah, both of those guys.
Either one of those guys.
unidentified
100%.
brendan schaub
And Strickland is actually a bigger guy than him.
joe rogan
Strickland's a big boy.
brendan schaub
Strickland, that night in the cage, is a bigger dude.
joe rogan
Well, he definitely looked healthier, right?
And I think part of that you could attribute to the fact that Hamzad is killing himself.
brendan schaub
Well, what Hamzad said to Dana as soon as he jumped out of the cage, he goes, I'm done fighting here.
I'm going to 205.
joe rogan
But apparently now all he's talking about is a rematch.
unidentified
Back on.
Yeah.
brendan schaub
No, it's back on.
So, what he's got to do.
Love to hear.
joe rogan
He has got to limit his calorie intake and he's got to literally burn the muscle off.
He can't just keep dehydrating himself like that.
So you would have to talk to someone who's an expert at that.
But my friend Cam Haynes, when he runs these ultra marathons, what he does is he gets himself down to like 160 pounds.
And the way he does it is he just limits his fucking calories and keeps working out the exact same way.
And he looks terrible when he does it.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like he looks so tired all the time.
But it's just sheer willpower gets him down to that weight.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
But that is slow running for days.
brendan schaub
Correct.
joe rogan
That's a different thing.
brendan schaub
We can't do that.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
What he's doing is exploding and moving quickly.
And my personal opinion is you have to be biologically healthy to do that.
You have to be a healthy person.
You can't just be big, right?
And you're not healthy if you almost died a day ago.
unidentified
Correct.
joe rogan
Because that's really what's going on.
And we think these, oh, these guys can recover.
But how much do they recover?
Well, they fucking for sure don't recover 100%.
brendan schaub
Not a hundo.
unidentified
Not a 100%.
brendan schaub
That's why I'm excited for him at 205.
Like, a lot of people are like, oh, I don't like them.
Like, if the weight is an issue at 205, if he's 100% Hamza, I know he might be a little undersized, but 100% Hamza could be a lot better than a 70%.
joe rogan
That's great.
Strickland ain't going to do it.
He's going to say, you didn't fucking make the weight the first time.
unidentified
Oh, 100%.
joe rogan
He's going to talk mad shit.
It'll be fun.
He's a fucking coward.
I beat him with one arm.
It's going to get crazy.
You got to fight him at middleweight, but he's got to go to some expert in losing weight.
brendan schaub
Oh, no.
I'm not saying Strickland, Hamzat, 205.
unidentified
No, no.
brendan schaub
Strickland's going to stay at fucking 85 and dominate.
No, Hamzat, he's going to do that rematch and then that's it.
He's a 205er.
Or to your point, he has to maintain a weight that's realistic and still perform.
But he has to figure that out.
joe rogan
He's got to stop lifting weights, right?
So whatever he was doing that got him up to 230 pounds or whatever he was, we're guessing.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
That's what I'd heard that he was north of 230.
Whatever he was doing, he's got to not do that.
And he's got to do mad cardio.
Just cardio.
Like working out, like wrestling, hitting a bag, hitting pads, and cardio.
brendan schaub
I'm a big proponent of do your sport.
Get your cardio from your sport.
Like, I see it across the board.
Like, I get a little hesitant when I saw all these videos of Hamza, you know, hitting the tire with the hammer and doing all these runs.
I'm like, yeah, but I'd rather you get your cardio from actually wrestling against top level guys and fucking get after it, dude.
Because what's Strickland do?
Do you see Strickland doing all this heart rate monitor?
unidentified
No.
brendan schaub
Why is his cardio so good?
Because he fucking spars like a madman all the time.
So the Strickland you see in that training camp is the exact same motherfucker you see in the octagon.
There's no issues.
Meanwhile, you got these guys, you know, run their hill sprints and do all.
I'd rather you get your cardio in your actual sport.
I see it at the lower level too with kids.
I coach football, baseball.
These dads are like, I don't get it, man.
I'm doing the foot ladder drill with my son five days a week.
Can't catch football.
I'm like, because we're not trying to see who has the best foot ladder.
Fucking who can do it the fastest?
We're catching footballs, dude.
joe rogan
Do you think that this, if you want to get better at football, a hundred percent?
But do you think that some of that stuff has a purpose?
brendan schaub
Yes, but not close to the fight.
Interesting, you because usually what we would do is out like, uh, let's say you do have an eight week camp before the camp starts, we're doing a lot of that stuff, and then once we get a camp, where the focus was the cardio was getting it in in your training.
unidentified
Mm hmm.
joe rogan
Um, you know who agrees with you?
Algerine Sterling.
Algerine talked about this pretty good, pretty good.
How good that he can look against a lol.
unidentified
Dude.
joe rogan
Best back control in the game.
brendan schaub
So, and I don't.
Why is he so underrated?
I don't get it.
joe rogan
Why he doesn't get his juice?
brendan schaub
It's fucking crazy.
joe rogan
It's the win, the victory where he had an injury from an illegal shot.
And people hated on him from then on out.
brendan schaub
Think how good he did against Evil Oak.
joe rogan
I know.
He's amazing.
brendan schaub
That was a fucking split decision.
Some people thought he won.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Yeah, he could have easily won that.
brendan schaub
That motherfucker's so good.
joe rogan
Yeah, Algemini's the man.
Yes.
But he said that Marab does the same thing.
Now, who the fuck has better cardio than Marab?
I would say nobody.
Nobody alive.
brendan schaub
Ever in any sport I've ever seen.
Maybe that guy that broke the fucking whatever's four minute mile or something, but as far as what he did.
joe rogan
Yeah, but he ain't getting taken down.
He's not getting punched in the face.
brendan schaub
People should just go to Rob's camp and be like, what are you doing?
He's like, I'm wrestling.
I'm fucking wrestling.
joe rogan
He does run.
He does run and he does lift some weights every now and then, but he doesn't do any of that crazy garage stuff.
And one of the guys that spoke out against the garage stuff was Cub Swanson.
I shouldn't say spoke out against it, but what he did say was that when he did that, because he did some of the training lab stuff, he said he was too broken down.
He said he was overtrained and he said he was just too tired when he was going into like fight camp.
Yeah.
unidentified
It's tough to regret.
joe rogan
You're doing all the other stuff too.
You're still boxing.
You're still kickboxing.
I have to.
You're still wrestling.
And he said he did badly in those fights, which is interesting because, you know, the Marvin Marinovich approach was very different with BJ Penn.
And that was the best BJ Penn ever.
The best BJ Penn ever.
But they literally did no fight training.
What they did is all plyometrics.
And it's different from the stuff the training lab stuff's doing.
Because the training lab stuff, he's doing bicycle work and all this different stuff.
Because that's what Sam Calavita came from.
unidentified
Correct.
joe rogan
Came from a cycling background.
What Marv was having him do was all plyometric stuff and just build this fucking insane machine.
He's like, BJ, you already know how to fight.
Fact.
You're not going to get better at fighting in eight weeks, right?
Fact.
But what we can do is give you an unstoppable gas tank.
And one of the things that always fucked BJ up earlier in his career is that he wasn't, when he was training himself or when he had, you know, It wasn't.
brendan schaub
Kim and his brother.
joe rogan
Yeah, it wasn't the most different things.
He was phenomenally talented.
unidentified
Freak.
joe rogan
Freak.
And one of the things that won the world, the Mondials, at three years into jujitsu as a black folk.
Like, nobody does that.
brendan schaub
That's why he's almost a bad example.
You know what I'm saying?
joe rogan
It's like, yeah.
Right.
But what he, the problem with really talented people, and I'm sure you'd probably agree with me, they tend to not work as hard.
unidentified
Yeah.
Right.
joe rogan
Like, Sean, although he's a world champion, he's not a guy where you see, like, oh my God, he is so talented.
Like, what he does is like, no one can move that way.
No one can do what he does.
Like, you know, there's certain guys that are like that.
brendan schaub
Sean's stuff is hard work.
unidentified
Hard work.
joe rogan
So.
The guys that are super talented, it comes a little easier for them, and sometimes they have a harder time with the hard work because they're not used to getting beat up.
They're not used to getting pressed.
So when they have to do this drill where you're rotating in new sparring partners over and you're exhausted, and when you're doing that, hell, they don't like that.
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
So some guys avoid that shit.
They just want to be tuning guys up.
brendan schaub
Spot on.
joe rogan
Yeah.
And so those guys, when they're fighting a George St. Pierre or someone of a commensurate skill level, they might fade.
Yep.
Because that guy.
Got there through a different path.
I mean, George, although he's a phenomenal athlete, one of the best wrestlers in MMA ever, and didn't even come from a wrestling background.
I mean, George, one of the all time greats.
There's not like one thing that George would do that would make you think, like, that guy's a freak athlete.
There's never been anybody like him like that.
brendan schaub
No, far from it.
To your point, far from it, because I trained with George forever.
And when we did, they would have us do some stuff like I did in the NFL, like sprints and vertical and the agility drills, like, Nothing crazy.
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
But BJ was crazy.
brendan schaub
BJ is crazy.
joe rogan
BJ could do stuff where you're like, how the fuck can you do that?
BJ could jump out of a pool and land easy.
BJ has insane flexibility.
The way he moves his legs, his balance is nuts.
There's a video of someone trying to take him down, and they have a single, and they are driving across the cage.
brendan schaub
He's on one leg.
joe rogan
And he's on one leg hopping with zero fear of being taken down.
brendan schaub
But to your point, like BJ's that talented, John's another one.
joe rogan
Yep.
brendan schaub
Where it's like.
joe rogan
Right, right.
Exact, exact perfect shit.
brendan schaub
So fucking talented.
joe rogan
So fucking talented.
And then the difference being like John always figured out a way to win.
And John, if he had a bad camp for one fight, he would come back in the next fight and really fucking put it to somebody.
unidentified
Yeah.
Right?
joe rogan
Like the Gustafson fight.
First fights with Gustafson, he doesn't train at all.
I talked to Craig Jackson, he's like, he barely showed up.
unidentified
At all.
joe rogan
Barely showed up in the gym.
brendan schaub
And then has a five round war.
joe rogan
And pulls it out in the final two rounds.
It's crazy.
unidentified
Crazy.
joe rogan
Gets taken down for the first time.
We see him get taken down by Gustafson.
Like, oh my God, Gustafson might be the man.
And John pulls it out.
So the second fight comes around and John trains hard.
unidentified
Fuck, bro.
joe rogan
And John fucks him up.
I mean, fucks him up in a way like this is what would have happened if I tried.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
If I prepared the way you prepared, this is what you did.
unidentified
That's how it goes.
joe rogan
You get a fucking beating.
You know, and this is the dance of like who's the greatest of all time.
And that's why the argument in most people's eyes is that John is the greatest of all time because John was all those things, super talented.
And when push came to shove and he had to get back into work and get to here, he would do it.
He would do it.
And he would pull it off against DC.
He would pull it off.
The Stipe fight was, I think, that was not Stipe.
That was an.
brendan schaub
No, that's when you like when you talk about his resume, you're like, all right, you know?
joe rogan
Stipe is the Stipe that.
You know, ran through the heavyweight division.
The Stipe that knocked out Alistair Overeem, that beat Fabrizio Verdun for the title, beat Francis when Francis was just crushing everybody.
And I think that took a lot out of his chin, that Francis fight.
Alex Pereira Prime Time 00:10:01
joe rogan
I really did.
brendan schaub
Oh, that changed him forever, I think.
joe rogan
Because DC knocks him out right after that.
And, you know, it wasn't the biggest punch in the world.
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
It was a big punch, but, I mean, he had taken bombs from Francis.
brendan schaub
Yeah, back to John being the greatest of all time.
It's like when you look at his resume, it's just like, fuck.
joe rogan
It's phenomenal.
It's phenomenal.
It's the youngest ever UFC champion.
unidentified
Crazy.
joe rogan
But as far as like, other than Josh Barnett, did Josh Barnett win it earlier?
brendan schaub
Nah, I think John's the youngest.
joe rogan
John's the youngest.
And Josh Barnett was the youngest.
brendan schaub
And Joshua Vann's second now.
joe rogan
Right.
So Josh Barnett won the heavyweight title at, what, 24?
unidentified
Yep.
joe rogan
And those boys were, well, didn't they strip him for steroids when everyone was doing steroids?
That is crazy.
brendan schaub
It's like when WWE, you guys get busted.
You're like, oh, come on.
joe rogan
Like, bitch, you ain't testing everybody.
You just don't like Josh.
brendan schaub
It's a way to get him out.
I love Josh.
It's a way to get him out.
But back to John, it's like you look at his resume, Grace never do it.
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Beat the very best in Murder's Row.
joe rogan
Murder's Row.
brendan schaub
Now, you know, it's not even comparable to today's light heavyweight and heavyweight.
But then.
joe rogan
You don't think so?
brendan schaub
No.
joe rogan
Well, listen.
Nice and close.
brendan schaub
Especially at heavyweight.
joe rogan
When Alex was the light heavyweight champion, it's certainly comparable.
Alex as the light heavyweight champion, the Alex that beat Mago Medov, the Alex that knocked out Yuri Prochaska, the Alex that starches everybody that fucked up Jamal Hill.
Like that, Alex Pereira and John Jones in his prime would have been insane.
That would have been insane.
unidentified
Oh, man.
joe rogan
Tough to beat the wrestling of John.
Like, John's wrestling was on a totally different level.
brendan schaub
His speech, his IQ, his IQ would be tough.
joe rogan
What could he do to Cheryl Gahn?
unidentified
Crazy.
joe rogan
I mean, he avoided the shots.
He read him like a book.
brendan schaub
Bullied him.
joe rogan
Bullied him, got hold of his neck, and like, I'll take that.
brendan schaub
Dude, if you go back and look at John, my fighting years too, you look at that light heavyweight division, one through fucking 15, good luck.
Especially heavyweight.
joe rogan
True.
brendan schaub
Good fucking luck.
joe rogan
But at light heavyweight.
Okay, so.
brendan schaub
Not a lot of those guys are ranked in top 10.
joe rogan
How do you think Yuri?
Well, let's think of Alex.
How do you think Alex would have done against Gustafson?
brendan schaub
Very tough fight for him.
joe rogan
You think so?
Gustafson in his prime?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
You think so?
Yeah.
And do you think that based on the Teixeira fight?
Because he pieced up Glover.
Remember that fight?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Bro, that was a video game combination.
unidentified
Really?
joe rogan
He knocked out Teixeira?
brendan schaub
Alex is one of those guys similar to DC.
When John just reigned as champ, it's like if Alex was just born at a different time, maybe five years before, five years after.
He's our John Jones.
He was so fucking talented.
Huge.
6'6, 6'7, great wrestling, great world class boxing, good at everything, dude.
unidentified
Great team.
joe rogan
Just hard in the division with the GOAT.
brendan schaub
You got fucked.
Your mom and dad decided to have sex the same time John and his parents did.
joe rogan
Look at what happened with Ilya Taporia.
Think about the guys that he's fighting.
Think about Max Holloway.
Think about Charles Oliveira.
Think about Alexander Volkanovsky.
And he has blasted all of them into orbit.
All three of them.
First guy ever to stop Max.
It's like, if you're in that guy's division, what are you going to do?
Especially at 45.
I don't know what it's going to be like at 55.
Obviously, the Oliveira fight was a one punch knockout, but.
brendan schaub
That was such a bad knockout.
joe rogan
Crazy knockout.
But when you see him and Justin next to each other, you're like, whoa, Justin is quite a bit bigger.
brendan schaub
Justin, big cat.
joe rogan
He's quite a bit bigger.
That's a tough fight.
It's a different fight than Oliveira.
It's different.
But fuck, then you see what Oliveira was able to do to Max.
You're like, good lord.
Like, Oliveira's a fucking beast, man.
brendan schaub
He looks phenomenal.
joe rogan
And he couldn't do none of that to Ilya.
brendan schaub
Yeah, the only thing with all that is like the 55 division, everyone's, no one's in their prime.
Like Charles is in his prime when Ilya beat him.
Justin's definitely not in his prime.
Max is in his prime.
They're all good.
They're fucking good, but not prime, prime.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
And the issue is, Ilya's just getting to his prime.
joe rogan
Just getting to his prime?
brendan schaub
Surging.
joe rogan
And already one of the greatest of all time.
brendan schaub
He's a fucking problem.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's so smart and so disciplined and so like completely focused and dialed in.
Good at it.
brendan schaub
Graded everything.
joe rogan
Graded everything.
And the crazy thing is, didn't even start as a striker.
Started as a grappler.
brendan schaub
Now, his toughest matchup is Armin Sarukin.
That's the motherfucking fight.
joe rogan
100%.
brendan schaub
Oh, but that's what I was going to say.
With Hamzat, he's not active.
I know I'm jumping around a little bit, but with Hamzat, I think one of his issues with whatever's going on inside that Akkon, weight cut 100%.
Clearly, there seems to be a mental block when it comes to finishing fights because he's worried about gassing out.
RAF, take a page out of fucking Sarukin's book.
Just wrestle all the.
Sarukin, I think he's wrestled like eight times this fucking year.
unidentified
I know.
brendan schaub
Just fucking dudes up, making all the money.
He makes six figures every time he fucks somebody up, but he's active.
He's staying active, staying in peace.
Competing.
And the UFC's going, yeah, go ahead and do it.
So for Hamsat, dude, because he fights once a fucking year, which is not good, dude.
So it's like, stay active over there.
Stay active like Arma Sarukin's doing.
Keep your weight down.
joe rogan
Yeah, I don't know if he's interested in doing that.
brendan schaub
He signed with him.
joe rogan
Yeah, but what was the fight that they signed that he was going to wrestle somebody?
Who was it?
Do you remember?
brendan schaub
I think they want to toss him like an Olympian, which is where it gets dicey.
joe rogan
Yeah, here's my fear.
There was a recent event, there was a very weird event.
I don't know who did it, but it was kicks to the leg, punches to the body, and jujitsu.
Have you seen that?
brendan schaub
No, get the fuck out of my face.
joe rogan
It was weird.
brendan schaub
Yeah, no.
joe rogan
So Glace and T Bao was fighting.
I apologize, I don't remember who he was fighting.
And he takes this guy down, and the guy catches, he's trying to avoid the takedown.
He catches his knee in a weird way, and it blows out.
So that could happen to fucking anybody.
brendan schaub
Wrestling is a little safer, though.
joe rogan
I don't know about that because this was in the wrestling exchange that he took him down.
brendan schaub
Yeah, but those guys aren't exactly like high level wrestlers.
unidentified
True.
brendan schaub
You know, like RAF has its top tier shit.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah, no doubt.
brendan schaub
It's so good.
joe rogan
No doubt.
It's so good.
Wrestlers blow their knees out all the time.
unidentified
True.
joe rogan
It's just a part of the craziness of explosive movement and a guy is coming after you.
brendan schaub
It's kind of what you sign up for.
So for a pounce out, it's like, dude, we can't fight.
Fucking once a year, and they have weight issues, and clearly there seems to be a mental block, and you getting finishes because you're cardio.
Let's do RAF.
Let's get this rolling.
Keeps your weight down, keeps you active, also keeps you in the limelight.
Like, Armin has blown the fuck up, dude.
unidentified
True.
brendan schaub
He's a massive star now.
joe rogan
True.
Especially online.
I don't know how much that translates to the general public.
That's a great point.
brendan schaub
For dorks like us.
joe rogan
Dorks like us are riding his nuts.
He beat Giorgio twice.
That's a good point.
Is it Lance Palmer, the wrestle that he tech-followed, which is nuts?
unidentified
Nuts.
brendan schaub
Uri Faber threw over the fucking thing.
That was crazy.
joe rogan
Why'd you do that?
What if you both got hurt?
What if you hurt Uri Faber?
He's a bit of a meathead.
Well, he's a psychopath.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
He's a full-on psychopath.
I mean, he's rich.
brendan schaub
Dude, he's so rich.
joe rogan
Literally wealthy.
brendan schaub
Do you see him on that stream?
They go, So, like, if you wanted to buy a car, like, a 500,000-car, what do you do?
He goes, I just call my dad.
joe rogan
Yeah.
unidentified
He's like, What?
joe rogan
His dad's like a billionaire.
He's got tons of money.
He's not lazy at all.
unidentified
No, he's not.
joe rogan
Like, he flies in the face of this, like, long standing belief that we all had that if you come from a rich family, you can't be a great fighter.
brendan schaub
He's Batman.
joe rogan
It doesn't matter if you come from the ghetto, he's going to fuck you up.
brendan schaub
He does not give a fuck.
joe rogan
Some fucking dude's like, I'm from the favelas.
Good luck.
brendan schaub
Cool, man.
joe rogan
Good luck with that fucking Armenian psychopath.
brendan schaub
Yeah, and he's pulling up in a Maybox.
unidentified
Yeah.
Caveat.
joe rogan
He pulls into LA.
I watch his YouTube videos.
He shows him training and all the different stuff he does.
When he lands in LA, he goes immediately to an exotic rental car place and rents a Lamborghini and drives it to the training lab.
brendan schaub
Bro, it's not the way it's supposed to work, but he pulls it off.
joe rogan
Bro, good luck with that guy.
Good luck with that guy.
brendan schaub
Go ahead and make something for Bill Richardson.
joe rogan
Bill Richardson, like a Greek god, can wrestle like a fucking elite.
Top tier wrestler, and he can strike and he can submit you.
Good luck.
And he's angry because he's denied a shot at the title because he hurt his back when he was getting ready to fight Ilya.
brendan schaub
Which is the best thing that ever happened to him.
joe rogan
You think so?
brendan schaub
Yeah, because look how much because we were fucking dorts and we knew who he was, but the general, like, especially online, his profile's so big now.
joe rogan
I think it's just with dorks.
brendan schaub
I mean, I think, but those dorks, the equal sponsorship, money.
joe rogan
Well, here's the deal there's only one compelling fight.
Look at the Fucking build on this cat.
That is not a guy that grew up with a billionaire dad who could just go buy a fucking Lamborghini with his credit card if he wants to.
brendan schaub
He's Bruce Wayne, but his parents are still alive.
joe rogan
It's not.
brendan schaub
He has no reason to be upset.
joe rogan
Well, I'll tell you what Armenians, look at the fuck.
Shut the fuck up, man.
unidentified
Great body.
joe rogan
Just shut up.
unidentified
Great body.
joe rogan
That's ridiculous.
Great body.
That makes me want to just quit and eat fucking potatoes all day.
brendan schaub
Or get you in that fucking kind of shape.
joe rogan
I'm kidding.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Or just get ripped.
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But it's like he's the compelling matchup for Ilya.
If Ilya gets past Justin, if Justin beats Ilya, it is not only one of the greatest upsets of all time, it is one of the greatest caps to a career of all time.
Like, if he all through what he's been through wins the interim title, wins the BMF title, if he does that and caps his career off, you go, fuck yeah, dude, way to go out, brother.
brendan schaub
If he beats Ilya Taporette at USC Freedom 250.
In front of Donald Trump.
He's the only American that gets the belt.
It's bigger.
It's beyond just MMA, UFC.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Miracle on Ice, fuck off.
joe rogan
This is.
brendan schaub
Imagine the headlines, dude.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
And if he beats that guy in his prime who's knocking everyone into the shadow realm, he says to Charles Oliveira, I'm sorry, it has to be you.
Has a celebration party the night before the fight.
brendan schaub
At a party.
joe rogan
At a party.
brendan schaub
Was drinking wine and shit.
joe rogan
No, he wasn't.
unidentified
Was he?
brendan schaub
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's drinking wine.
joe rogan
No, I think it was water.
brendan schaub
No, I'm pretty sure he's drinking wine.
Imagine that fucking psychopath.
And he gets starched.
joe rogan
Yeah, and he's got that beautiful fucking Spanish accent.
unidentified
Yeah, dude.
brendan schaub
Just checks all boxes.
joe rogan
Checks all the boxes.
brendan schaub
It's such a tough fight for Justin, but I'm rooting for Justin.
I love both of them.
But just for the sheer fact of, again, I like chaos.
And at that, in front of the weird elites watching the fight, you don't know what the fuck's going on.
It's going to be great if Justin pulls it off.
joe rogan
Yeah, if Justin pulls it off, it'd be one of the greatest upsets of all time, one of the greatest victories of all time.
And if he does just retire, Taporia plans to celebrate before the Gaetchi clash at the White House.
Of course, he's going to celebrate.
brendan schaub
Whatever he's doing.
joe rogan
That's his move.
Whatever he does.
unidentified
He's doing it again.
joe rogan
Massive celebration dinner the night before his lightweight belt.
We're going to celebrate before the fight.
Actually, we have everything organized.
My team has already taken care of that.
That's a mind fucking a half when you're in your hotel room, you know, and you're just fucking scrolling on Instagram, thinking about 24 hours from now you're going to be fighting.
And you're like, what's this asshole doing?
Oh, he's fucking standing on top of a table dancing.
brendan schaub
That's how sure he is he's going to beat the fuck out of you.
joe rogan
He's eating spaghetti and fucking doing a salsa dance.
Like, what the fuck are you talking about, man?
brendan schaub
Yeah, did you see when all the fighters are at the White House?
Trump's like, I thought you liked this guy.
You're like, oh, fuck.
joe rogan
Because why would you give your friend his toughest test?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Well, for Gaetje, that's the last fight.
I mean, if this is really going to be his last fight, that is the last fight.
brendan schaub
It's smart.
It's smart.
Because that Patty fight is, you know, an entertaining fight for the casuals.
But as far as technical wise, it was so sloppy, man.
It was just so sloppy.
joe rogan
Well, Justin told me that that's what he wanted to do.
brendan schaub
Which he should do.
joe rogan
He just wanted to just go fuck you and just come at him and just throw caution to the wind and just almost fight like he did back in the PFL days World Series of Fighting days.
unidentified
That's what it was.
Yes.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's right.
brendan schaub
That's exactly what he should be doing.
And that's exactly what he should have done.
And then for Patty, it was a sloppy fight, but he got the job done.
But you can tell, and it's all good.
This isn't a knock on Justin.
All the years, all the wars, one of the greatest careers we've ever seen, it catches up with you.
joe rogan
100%.
It has to.
brendan schaub
And now here's Ilya Taporia.
But again, I bet Justin wouldn't have it any other way.
You have an opportunity to pull off one of the biggest, if not the biggest, upset we've ever seen in this fucking White House.
joe rogan
Justin has an awesome series, The Art of Violence, I think it's called.
It's on YouTube, and it's all talking about him preparing.
It's all videos of him training, and Trevor Whitman's in it.
And Trevor was saying, We love being the underdog.
We love it.
And he talked about being the underdog with Rose Nama Yunus when she beat Joanna Jacek, when she beat Yang Wei Lee.
Same thing.
Like, they love being the underdog in those situations.
Like, stopping Wei Lee was nuts.
brendan schaub
Crazy.
joe rogan
You know, that she was the underdog head kicker.
unidentified
Yep.
brendan schaub
Crazy.
joe rogan
And that.
brendan schaub
This is a little different, but I hear you.
joe rogan
It is different.
unidentified
It's different.
joe rogan
But it is.
It's similar in ways.
The Zhang Wei Lee is.
Because Zhang Wei Lee is fucking everybody.
brendan schaub
Scary.
joe rogan
There's no one like her.
The physicality of her at Straw Weight, she was a fucking monster.
Like, her training was bananas.
unidentified
Crazy.
joe rogan
I'd watch her training and I'd go, good lord.
brendan schaub
Who's going to beat her?
joe rogan
She's like.
brendan schaub
Her shoulders and shit.
joe rogan
But.
The way she trains, she trains like a dude.
Like an angry dude.
You know what I mean?
Like women.
brendan schaub
She's a haircut to show.
joe rogan
And it's not a knock on the way women train.
I'm not saying that.
I'm saying like the ferocity was like she's filled with testosterone.
Like she's trying to kill somebody.
unidentified
She probably is, Joe.
She might be.
joe rogan
It might be natural.
It might have slipped something into her noodles.
brendan schaub
Do you see that one fighter who got busted?
And she goes, oh, man.
Yeah.
I took my husband's vitamins and just had these steroids.
joe rogan
Yeah, my husband.
She threw her husband under the bus for taking steroids.
brendan schaub
Fucked up.
joe rogan
Is he an active fighter?
brendan schaub
I don't think so.
unidentified
Is he, Jamie?
brendan schaub
No, he's probably just some meathead.
He's like, yeah, I guess this horse.
Yeah, me too.
joe rogan
Because if he's an active fighter, he'd be like, what?
brendan schaub
He's like, what the fuck?
Now we're both fucked.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Yeah.
Say somebody gave you the wrong thing.
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
But back to Whaley and Rose.
The difference with that is Rose was still pretty in her prime there.
joe rogan
Yes.
100%.
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
Real good point.
Justin's not in his prime, but damn, he didn't look like he lost a step in the Patty Pimblett fight.
He looked like he was just being an animal.
And Pimblett's fucking good, man.
You see what Pimblet did to Bobby Green, and granted, Bobby Green's not quite at the same level, although he looked fucking sensational.
He looked good against Jeremy Stevens.
brendan schaub
He just keeps doing the damn thing.
joe rogan
But also, that style is so fun.
Talking shit, pointing at you.
brendan schaub
It's fun, man.
unidentified
So fun.
brendan schaub
It's one of my favorites.
joe rogan
So fun.
How about at the end of the fight, when I'm interviewing him, he's like, come walk with me.
And he takes me over to Dana.
unidentified
He's like, yo, Dana.
brendan schaub
Yeah, he wants that bonus.
They've never given him bonus.
joe rogan
He was just talking about it.
He's one of the most exciting fighters he's ever done.
I'm like, everybody knows that.
He's like, why didn't he give my fucking bonus?
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
But I'm kind of with Dana on the bonus.
Dana goes, well, we do it also, your strength of your opponent.
joe rogan
Zell Huber was good, dude.
He beat Zell Huber in his last fight.
Stubborn's dim.
That was his last fight.
He should have got a bonus for that one.
That's what he was talking about.
brendan schaub
Well, but for this last fight, for his last fight, he fought Jeremy Stevens, great fighter, but compared to the other guys on the card.
That's why Dana's like, well, strength of the opponent.
joe rogan
No, but he was complaining about not getting a bonus in his last fight.
That's why he wanted a bonus in this fight.
He was saying, because I even asked him, I go, you didn't get a bonus for the Zell Huber fight?
brendan schaub
He got 25K, right?
Because didn't they change the bonus?
If you get a finish, no matter what, but he wanted the big boy bonus.
joe rogan
The big boy bonus.
Yeah.
I hate all of it.
I hate people that have to ask for bonuses.
It's awkward.
Look, the money is there, right?
We know the money's there.
This is a $7 billion deal.
I'm not a businessman.
I'll say that right now.
If I was running the UFC, the stockholders would fucking kick me out.
The shareholders would have me fired.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
I wouldn't, you don't want that.
brendan schaub
You don't want affliction.
Yeah, you don't want that.
joe rogan
You don't want me running, no, the UFC, because I treat it like I was a communist.
brendan schaub
I'm also, yeah, me too.
I'm also a little more careful the way I talk about it, too, because I don't know their books.
I don't know how to run a giant company like that.
I assume with $7.7 billion, I'm like, man, I feel like we could give some over here.
But then if you talk to somebody in the know, they're like, oh, do you?
Well, look at this motherfucker.
I'm like, oh, my bad.
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
Now, this is not a knock on Ari Emanuel, but it was reported that he made $67 million last year.
unidentified
He worked very hard.
joe rogan
I'm sure he did.
But that was from the UFC, from TKO, right?
That was his payout.
And he's got a bunch of other things going on.
He's a very successful guy.
brendan schaub
But is he the reason they sold for $7.7 billion?
He's a big part of it.
Probably a big part of it.
unidentified
100%.
joe rogan
And also, he took the big chance in purchasing it for $2 billion, which was a big deal.
The whole thing is like, this is why you're in business.
I think fighting is different than any other business.
And the reason why I say this, and you could speak to this more than anybody, you are putting your health.
On the line in a way that is not required in any other business other than maybe football and boxing and kickboxing.
You're putting your health on the line in a way that's different than any other business.
You are the only thing that people are tuning in for.
Without the fighters, there is no UFC.
It doesn't exist.
It is the entire product, the thing you're selling is entirely fighters.
And it's fighters that operate for a short window of their prime.
They have 10 years or whatever they have.
And when they get out, you know, we've all talked about guys that are mumbling now.
You can't understand what the fuck they say.
You see, like, tics that they have and guys who have neurological problems, memory problems.
Neurological problems, memory problems, it's real.
So, I don't think we should think of it like any other business because the entire business model is these guys' bodies, and the consequence is their health, and it's for the rest of their life.
And so, if you're doing something that is generating a significant amount of money for a very short amount of time, I think you should get a lot of money for that if you're one of those people.
The amount of money that is left over for the other people.
The people that are making the money that put the money in, they should still get a lot of money, which is why they did it in the first place.
But I don't think the balance is correct.
Now, I am biased, right?
Because again, I'm not a businessman, but I have a deep empathy for people who put themselves in front of harm and try to chase that glory for our entertainment, for the sport that we love.
And I think they should be compensated more.
brendan schaub
Yeah, I don't think you're.
I mean, obviously, we're biased because we love fighters and I was a fighter.
It's not even about being biased.
unidentified
It's.
joe rogan
It's just fairness.
brendan schaub
It's fairness.
It's fairness in the marketplace.
And well, the thing is, it's such a dicey thing.
And I know people hate when I bring up fighter talk, and I get sick of it too because I don't know what you can really do.
Because I, it's simple.
Well, I go, is it though?
Because here's the thing people will go, okay, they made $7.7 billion.
Here's their overhead.
We don't know what's going on.
But it's like if the UFC is the only, the only, Sports, combat sports promotion to ever make money.
unidentified
Ever.
Right.
brendan schaub
Nobody else has ever done it better or made profit.
So, my thing is, is this just what it is?
And I know some people are like, you're such an idiot.
They have this leftover money.
I hear you.
But all I'm saying is, there's PFL, Bellator, Affliction, World Series.
We can go through the list.
One championship.
None of them are around.
Some are on their last leg.
No one's ever been able to sustain it.
So, all I'm saying, and I'm not saying we don't deserve more fucking money.
All I'm saying is, is this just how it goes in the fight business?
I don't know.
I'm not a businessman.
I know people are yelling right now, you're fucking it.
I'm just saying, is fighting different where, hey, man, that's just, it's not the NFL, it's not the NBA, it's not MLB.
In order for us to continue this rise, this is what it is.
It's 18% to the fighters.
I don't know, Joe.
joe rogan
Okay.
brendan schaub
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know.
joe rogan
Good points.
First of all, let's just give the UFC its flowers because without, I love it.
The kids say that these days.
Give it flowers?
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
Good saying.
brendan schaub
Have your daughters started using buns yet?
joe rogan
Oh, yeah, they use that.
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
I just found it.
joe rogan
It's bad.
Buns is bad.
unidentified
Yeah, I didn't know.
I got a new truck.
brendan schaub
My son's like, that thing's buns.
I'm like, is that good?
unidentified
What's up?
joe rogan
Yeah, I know, but buns are always like cute buns.
unidentified
Yeah, I know.
joe rogan
The ladies are like, yeah, we're young Jamie.
brendan schaub
But what were we saying?
joe rogan
The UFC is the greatest organization in combat sports history, period.
There's nothing even close.
The product is so much better than any boxing promotion.
And my friends that I've brought.
To the UFC that are boxing fans, like my friend Josh Dubin.
He was like, The fucking production's incredible.
He goes, It's so much more exciting than any boxing event.
It's so much better.
That is 100% true.
They've also been a consolidated organization forever, right?
I mean, it was a different owner.
It was Bob Myrowitz back in the day in 97 when I worked for them.
But from 2021 on, so for the last 25 fucking years, it's been Zufa, right?
They sold Zufa.
Now Zufa is sold to Ari Emanuel, TKO.
But the same people are running it, right?
It's still Dana White, it's still all these people behind the scenes.
brendan schaub
That's another conversation.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's still Anik.
It's still me and DC and Michael Bisbing and all the other people that are doing commentary and, you know, Dominic Cruz and Paul Felder and Laura Senko.
It's still the team's the same.
The team behind the scenes is the same.
It's so polished.
There's never a problem.
When I show up at the UFC, everything's so smooth.
You go in, say hi to everybody.
I show my badge to the fucking security people.
I say hi.
We sit down.
Everything is smooth.
We got a hit in five minutes.
Okay, great.
Everybody's there.
The sound guy's on point.
Well, everything is on point.
brendan schaub
It's so easy.
joe rogan
And it's like the production in the truck is so fucking good.
They always have the right angle.
Giordano is always on the case when it comes to getting the right angle for a submission or getting the right angle for.
brendan schaub
Replays.
joe rogan
If I ask for something, I got it right away.
Like I'll push the button.
UFC Comedy Store Lineup 00:15:20
joe rogan
You know, let me hear his corner.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's boom, they're right on it.
They're the best.
unidentified
High level.
joe rogan
They're the best.
brendan schaub
The best.
joe rogan
And you notice that when you see other promotions.
It's like other promotions the camera works on is good.
It's like things are good.
The machine is so good and it's become like the NFL.
Like, I know the XFL exists.
I've never even fucking heard of a game.
I've never even heard of a game.
brendan schaub
Name one player.
joe rogan
No one's even brought up a game that's going to happen.
unidentified
Never.
joe rogan
I know it's a thing.
unidentified
Never.
joe rogan
And the problem with casuals, that's the same with the PFL.
Even though the PFL's fucking got really good fighters, there's really good fighters in the PFL.
brendan schaub
Far cry from the OC, but yeah.
joe rogan
Some of them are really good, man.
That cat that just knocked out Hennen Farrar, the guy who's the heavyweight that is Fedor's protege.
brendan schaub
Oh, yeah, yeah, the Russian cat.
unidentified
Bro.
He's good.
Bro.
He's good.
joe rogan
In the UFC's fucking shallow ass heavyweight division, we could use that guy.
brendan schaub
We could use him.
joe rogan
I'd like to show up at that dude's hotel room with a fucking briefcase full of money.
Let's go, dog.
brendan schaub
Yeah, my thing with the UFC, and when you talk about the staff, you got to give them their flowers.
They're the only one that's figured it out.
joe rogan
They're the best.
brendan schaub
By far.
joe rogan
The best organization by far.
And they deserve to be rich because of that.
They've made an incredible product.
brendan schaub
So do the fighters, though.
joe rogan
I think your product is entirely dependent on the fighters.
Now, this is my position with my comedy club.
So, my comedy club pays different than every comedy club.
The fighters, the comedians make most of the money when it comes to the door.
That's how it should be.
brendan schaub
But let me ask you this, Joan.
If it's too much, we're like, dude, get the fuck out of here.
But is the mothership compared to the comedy store, the improv, are you guys crushing them?
joe rogan
It's doing really well.
I mean, the comedy store is always going to be one of the great clubs on earth, it's a legendary club.
It's dependent upon who's there.
The difference between the way the comedy store does it and the way we do it.
Is that we bring in national headliners for the weekend?
Like the weekend, it might be David Tell.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
This week is Tony Rock.
brendan schaub
Is there another club that does that?
Is there, because the comic store is a little different because you have your regulars.
Is there another club that does that?
unidentified
Sure.
joe rogan
Most clubs do that for the weekends, but the thing is, they don't have the same lineup for the weekdays.
Yeah, I don't.
It's the weekdays we've got Shane Gillis, Ron White, Tony Hinchcliffe, Kill Tony's there every Monday.
It's a different set.
brendan schaub
That's what I'm saying.
Is there anybody doing that?
Because the comics have to be.
My whole point is, however you run your business, it's like, is the model where you're doing it, where the comics are making the majority of the money.
Is that a sustainable business?
joe rogan
100%.
It makes money.
brendan schaub
If we take Joe Rogan out of it and some dude wants to start a club and did the same thing, is that going to be profitable?
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
You have to have the talent, but that's the difference.
It's like the thing with the PFL versus the UFC.
You have to have the talent, right?
And the reason why our club works is because everything, look, it's pure luck.
It's pure luck.
Everything had to line up.
We had to hit every green light.
It had to, COVID had to happen.
The comedy store had to get shut down.
All the employees from the comedy store had to get fired.
We had to not be able to do stand up in LA.
I had to be worried about my family and like the crime and the riots.
And then the COVID shit where everyone was wearing a mask.
I was like, this is bananas.
And then moving to Texas or just visiting Texas.
brendan schaub
But you got to give yourself credit.
Like, luck, yeah, yeah.
But you were also the guy who had the idea to do it.
Yeah, most people wouldn't put that trigger.
You didn't have to do that.
joe rogan
That is true.
But it's a lot of luck because it had to happen at the right time.
It had to happen at a time in my career where I had a lot of money, you know?
So it had to happen when the Spotify deal took place.
So I had all this money.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
And then it all had a lineup where I was already the number one podcast in the world, so I could easily get people to come.
Because of you, Joe?
I understand, but it had the lineup.
brendan schaub
Very humble.
joe rogan
No, no, no.
I'm just being honest.
Like, it had a lineup.
So I couldn't have done it on my own.
I had to come here, and Ron White was already here.
So Ron White's a big reason why the club.
I mean, he was one of the main reasons why I moved here.
brendan schaub
No, I know.
joe rogan
Because I was like, even if I'd ever do comedy again, and I was really wondering if we were ever going to do comedy again, Ron's here.
I'll hang out with Ron.
We'll have laughs.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
So when I moved here, and then all of a sudden Tony moved here, and then Tom Segura moved here, and Brian Simpson moved here, and Hassan moved here, and Derek Posted moved here, and it was like, oh shit, we got something cooking.
And then Tim Dillon came here, and then it was like, oh my God.
And then Duncan Trussell moved here.
I was like, holy shit.
brendan schaub
Well, they're moving because you're here, too.
joe rogan
I understand, but they had to do it before the mothership even opened.
brendan schaub
Take it straight.
joe rogan
They all moved before the mothership opened.
Shane moved after the mothership opened, but they all came in early and trusted me.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
And so I was like, Okay, these guys, I owe them whatever they took a chance with their future.
I have to throw everything into this and all together we'll do it.
Yeah, so it's our club, it's really our club.
But it had to happen in a way where I had this disposable money, I had disposable income where I could do it and it wouldn't hurt me.
Yeah, and then I could set it up in a way where the comics make so much money, so that way you encourage people to stay.
So there's so many people that are there all week long during the week, they don't have to go do shows other places.
They can make money at their home club.
brendan schaub
You're doing it right, but I guess my example, like, can the UFC do that?
Because my example for you, it's like, can these other comic clubs do that and sustain and grow and have money?
joe rogan
They could in New York, and they might be able to do it in LA.
So I don't think you could do it in LA right now because the store is open, and the store is always going to be the premier club in the world.
It's always legendary.
It's on Sunset Strip.
Even though LA's falling apart, it's still the legendary destination for stand up comedy.
It's one of the main reasons why I was excited to move to LA.
It was mecca.
It was when I was an.
A beginner and an open micer in 1988, they would talk about the store like it was mecca, like you had to go to the store.
brendan schaub
They still do, though.
I don't think that's ever going away.
joe rogan
Of course.
The store comes and goes in cycles.
It always does.
It always goes in cycles depending on who's in town, who's there.
All comedy clubs are dependent upon what talent is in town during the weekdays.
If you don't bring in talent on the weekends, that's the difference.
The store doesn't bring in headliners for the weekend like the way our club does.
I told Scott, Scott Shore, I was like, I think.
No, it was Peter.
unidentified
Sorry.
joe rogan
I told Peter Shore, I was like, I think you guys should do that.
I think you should, like, but do they have to?
brendan schaub
Because you can still go on a Saturday night and you'll see, you know, yes, big names, big names.
joe rogan
But you could have those people there still as well.
Like, they could also do shows with that person, and you have two other rooms.
brendan schaub
And that's what you guys do.
joe rogan
You have the OR and you have the belly room.
You have three rooms in one location.
Like, you could still have the OR filled with top talent because they don't give a fuck where they're performing in the big stage or the little stage.
In fact, most of us prefer the little stage.
The OR is an amazing room.
But the thing is, it's like you have to have enough talent in town.
And a lot of people moved out of LA.
A lot of people moved out of LA.
Joey Diaz moved out of LA.
A lot of people moved out of it.
Theo moved out.
A lot of people moved out.
So the problem is you would have to have enough talent there, and then you would have to have talent that was there all the time, like us.
We're at the club all the time.
brendan schaub
I think, going back to if the UFC could do this, they're profiting so much now, there's no reason to.
That's the other issue.
joe rogan
This is the problem.
brendan schaub
Do you want to hear my idea, though?
joe rogan
This is rational.
brendan schaub
You want to hear my idea?
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
And you might be like, you're out of your fucking mind.
unidentified
Okay.
And it's.
brendan schaub
And again, I'm not anti nothing.
You cut my fucking wrist right now.
Bob O'Reilly spills out.
I fucking bleed.
You've seen it made my entire career.
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
When that Paramount deal was announced, and I'm a wild boy, when that Paramount deal was announced, what I would have done is, and this is the issue why things will never change, I would have talked to all the managers, all the fighters, and said, We're not fighting another fight.
They just signed this huge deal, 7.7 million.
If you guys want to get your equal share, nobody's agreeing to a fight bout, to a fight card.
Unless we get, I don't know, someone's going to figure out 30%.
So it's 18% right now.
If we go up 30%, which they're still going to have profit, if they agree to that, then we'll fight.
But there's no deal if we don't fight.
Those days are over now, so you missed the mark.
Now you're going to say, yeah, but they can get other guys to do that.
And I'm saying across the board, we all agree as fighters, we're not going to fucking move an inch.
joe rogan
If you can get fighters to agree to that, it would work.
brendan schaub
That's the problem.
joe rogan
It'll never happen.
Not in a million years.
brendan schaub
That was my idea.
joe rogan
Then here's the other thought that Dana White has this thought about fighters that when they get paid too much and they get rich, their careers end earlier.
But Armand Sarukian.
brendan schaub
And he's right.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
And he's right.
Well, there's Armin, who's Bruce Wayne, but for the most part, he's right.
Go through anybody's career.
joe rogan
He's kind of right.
He's kind of right, but it doesn't matter.
That's on them.
brendan schaub
Yeah, agree.
joe rogan
That's on them.
brendan schaub
Yeah, that's fair.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I mean, he's right, but you can't protect them unless you have a bonus that you're going to pay them out when they retire.
And they're not going to do that.
brendan schaub
But the other thing, I think Sean Shelby said this, it might have been Mick Maynard, one of them was like, the other issue we have is when guys get paid a lot and then we offer them fights, we're not getting the fights we want to make.
Once they have that goose egg, they're like, no, I'm not fighting that fucking guy.
He has a nightmare.
unidentified
I know.
brendan schaub
But again, you can't base it off of that because I'm sure there's some guys who will do it.
And you fuck with them.
But it's not a reason not to pay him.
joe rogan
Listen, all this is hippie talk.
But I feel.
Like, if I would, if I was, if I owned the UFC, I would not feel good if people didn't feel compensated correctly.
This is just my feeling.
And I'm not a good businessman.
If you want to be a good businessman, you got to make the most money possible.
brendan schaub
I don't know, Joe.
You've done pretty fucking well, Bubba.
joe rogan
A lot of luck.
brendan schaub
A lot of luck.
You're driving me nuts.
joe rogan
No, but it is.
You're driving me nuts.
brendan schaub
You work harder than anybody else.
joe rogan
Well, I work harder when I, listen, I stick with things and I have a good work ethic.
That is true.
brendan schaub
That's half the battle, brother.
joe rogan
Yeah, but I'm not like a businessman in the sense of like if I was running a business like that, I wouldn't treat it the same way.
I wouldn't say I'm trying to make the most money possible.
I would say I got money and let's just make this motherfucker the greatest thing of all time and make everybody feel good about it.
brendan schaub
Yeah, but again, I don't know the in and outs.
I don't know if you can run an organization like that and be profitable.
I don't know.
joe rogan
Well, it'd be profitable, but it wouldn't be as profitable.
And that's the thing when you have shareholders.
So when you have shareholders, you have an obligation to your shareholders to maximize your profits.
brendan schaub
And this is the only knock on the UCI.
I have is in order to get that $7.7 billion deal, you have to put on whatever it is, 45 fight cards a year.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
So, like those fight nights.
So now you don't really have the talent or the stars to fulfill those cards.
But because you made this deal with Paramount, now you're getting just, you know, you're signing these contender series kids who have three fights, four fights, where 10 years ago, those boys ain't sniffing the UFC.
It was so hard to get in.
But now, because we have to fulfill those cards, you're getting a lower level of talent.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Well, here's what's interesting.
So, one of the players in the purchasing of the UFC, of the rights to the UFC, was Netflix.
They were one of the players.
Interesting.
They were one of the people that were thinking about doing it.
So there were negotiations with them.
There were negotiations with ESPN.
And ultimately, Paramount was like this wild, dark horse that came around with the big money.
brendan schaub
And I like Paramount.
I have no issues.
Yeah.
joe rogan
Look, I love.
brendan schaub
The ads are weird, but whatever.
joe rogan
I love Mobland.
I love Landman.
Landman.
Yeah.
Mobland is fucking great.
Ever watch that?
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
brendan schaub
Dude, his Audi, his RS6 in that?
He's a dope, right?
unidentified
Me too.
brendan schaub
Me too.
unidentified
I was trying to convince my wife.
joe rogan
I never wanted a wagon until I saw Tom Harsley drive that.
brendan schaub
They're fucking sick.
unidentified
They're so sick.
joe rogan
It's a great show.
But Paramount has awesome shows.
So it makes sense.
I already had it.
Great.
Perfect.
I love the fact there's no pay per view.
But what's interesting about Netflix not doing it, because I think Netflix didn't want the.
I might be talking to my school, but I'll just say it.
I believe what I heard, here's the caveat, is that Netflix did not want the small fights.
They did not want Fight Night.
unidentified
Good for them.
joe rogan
They only wanted the big ones.
unidentified
They're all good.
joe rogan
That shit happens.
Well, some of the fight nights are fucking awesome.
brendan schaub
We like them because we're degenerates.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
The public's like, who the fuck are these guys?
Apex.
There's no one there.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
I love that Netflix is like, what take videos?
I love the Apex fights.
I love that.
I've been planning on going to an Apex fight card.
I'm trying to find the right one just to go and watch.
I'll go.
Let's fucking go.
brendan schaub
I would love that.
joe rogan
I just want to go to watch because they'll let you in if you come with me.
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
I feel like I don't have any enemies here anymore.
joe rogan
I kind of stood by the fact they didn't want the volume.
unidentified
I love it.
joe rogan
That's it.
That's how they say it, which we understood from the get go.
Ted Sarandos, who I love, Bella Bajaria, I don't know her.
We're very upfront with that.
We're looking for big events.
So the fact that you could give us one pay per view, which is just, we were just going to put on the platform for free as long as you're a subscriber, as long as you just give us that, we're in, we'll pay premium for it, but we don't want to carry the other 30 fight nights.
brendan schaub
They say we don't want the bullshit.
But here's the thing.
joe rogan
But then where would those 30 fight nights go?
That's the question.
brendan schaub
But then that fulfills PFL, Bellator, or you.
joe rogan
Fight pass.
brendan schaub
Yeah, fight pass.
joe rogan
Fight pass.
Fight pass.
brendan schaub
But to, again, the business side of it, the Zufa or TKO is going, well, hold on.
The reason we get such a big nut, $7.7 billion, because we offer so much content.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
You guys are trying to do what our game plan was 15 years ago, which are just one big fight every once a month, which for the fans is fucking awesome.
joe rogan
It makes sense for Zufa and it makes sense for Netflix.
I get it.
All of it made sense.
brendan schaub
It just wasn't a fit.
joe rogan
But what I was getting at, Is now it's interesting because Netflix has got a lot of money.
Netflix throws some money around, right?
And Netflix has a tremendous amount of subscribers.
And now Netflix is in the MMA game.
brendan schaub
I'm glad you brought that up.
So, have you heard anybody talk about it?
Keep going.
joe rogan
Us, dorks like you and me, keep going.
No, no one in the real world is talking about it to me, but that's okay.
The point is, they're going to do it.
And just because it's on Netflix, I guarantee you millions of people will watch it.
I bet they'll have a hard time selling live tickets.
Let's see if it's sold out.
brendan schaub
It's definitely not.
And the tickets are $88.
But this is where it gets tricky because the more places fighters have to go, the better.
Because UFC has no competition.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
It's a monopoly.
unidentified
All good.
Right.
brendan schaub
Which NFL is, NBA is, I have no issues with that.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
So if fighters, big name fighters, have a place to go and can get paid, I'm all for it.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
The issue with this Netflix and getting MMA, it's like, my thing would be, well, what's the plan here?
unidentified
Mm hmm.
brendan schaub
So Ronda and Gino fight this weekend.
You got two four year olds fighting the main event.
Broadcast vs Netflix MMA 00:04:29
brendan schaub
It's going to get good numbers.
But again, and you know this, you've been in business with Netflix.
They're not going to give you the real numbers, right?
When you negotiate, they don't give you the real numbers.
joe rogan
No, they don't tell you shit.
They don't say, you did great.
brendan schaub
They don't tell you.
But then all of a sudden, Jake Paul did.
400 million people.
I'm like, really?
unidentified
Did he?
brendan schaub
So they're going to say.
joe rogan
Well, Jake Paul can say that, right?
Did Netflix say that?
unidentified
Netflix said this.
joe rogan
No, Netflix made like 400 million people.
brendan schaub
Some bullshit like that.
joe rogan
How many people have Netflix?
I don't think they have that many.
brendan schaub
I made up a crazy number, but it's a ton of people.
jamie vernon
Our last article said that they have over 300 million subscribers.
joe rogan
So 100 million people were.
brendan schaub
So say 100 million.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
brendan schaub
So say 100.
But so, and right now, you know, and I get Rhonda's being a promoter.
She learned from Dana.
She's like, we're going to destroy the White House.
I disagree.
I don't think it does.
But Netflix will tell you they did.
joe rogan
Well, here's the thing.
You, Even if it gets really good numbers, Jake Paul versus Anthony Joshua, 33 million viewers on Netflix.
That's really good.
That's really good.
I don't know what the Sean Strickland, Hamza Chamayev numbers were.
They might not have been 33 million.
Maybe they were.
I don't know.
The thing about it being Paramount, Paramount does not have the number of subscribers that Netflix has.
How many subscribers?
I'm guessing.
I might be wrong.
brendan schaub
I think they have like 60 million, right?
joe rogan
How many subscribers does Paramount Plus have?
brendan schaub
But this is what you're not taking into consideration.
Paramount and the UFC, it's only in America.
So in Canada and other places, like Paramount in Europe, it's not a thing.
So what are those views now?
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
You know, like when we're adding all this up.
joe rogan
Do you get Paramount in other countries?
brendan schaub
I don't think the Paramount's in Europe and shit like that.
They're watching on Sky Sports, I think, out there.
They have a different deal.
joe rogan
Oh, interesting.
brendan schaub
And then Australia, I think, still has pay per view.
joe rogan
Interesting.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
Okay, 79 million subscribers.
So that's a big difference between.
It says globally.
Yeah, half of them are in the U.S. 35 million are in the U.S. Are there any countries where Paramount is not in?
Let's put that into.
jamie vernon
Yeah, but I still think that UFC deal was just for the U.S.
brendan schaub
Yeah, it's just for U.S. Just for U.S.
unidentified
Okay.
brendan schaub
Because U.K. is skysports.
joe rogan
So that means there's only 35 million people that it's reaching, period.
So they'll never get to the Jake Paul number, the Jake Paul number of the Anthony Joshua fight.
If that's an accurate number, 33 million, they're never going to get to that.
brendan schaub
But remember, the White House is also on CBS.
joe rogan
That's different.
brendan schaub
How many people have CBS?
joe rogan
How many people are watching regular TV?
unidentified
That's wild.
joe rogan
Maybe they might have 30 more views.
brendan schaub
Oh, my dad's crunk.
My dad's crunk.
That shit's on Channel 4 in Denver, Colorado.
joe rogan
He's your rabbit ears picking up.
They still have regular TV, man.
Regular TV is crazy.
unidentified
Crazy.
joe rogan
Like some people have to fucking move the antenna.
The signal's coming in bad.
unidentified
Crazy.
joe rogan
There's people out there with regular TV.
unidentified
Yeah, hell yeah.
joe rogan
That's wild.
Where they only have the four channels.
unidentified
That's crazy.
brendan schaub
And they're just getting their news from like, you know, robots, Fox and fucking.
joe rogan
They don't even get Fox.
Fox is cable.
brendan schaub
That's right.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Regular TV, you ain't getting jack shit.
They can swear on Fox.
brendan schaub
Can they?
joe rogan
I believe so.
Because if it's on cable, I think you're allowed to swear.
unidentified
Oh, wow.
joe rogan
I think so.
jamie vernon
Yeah, but I don't think Fox is.
Well, there's a broadcast version of Fox, though.
joe rogan
Right, but is it regulated?
jamie vernon
I believe if it's broadcast, it is.
That's the whole.
brendan schaub
But Fox still is cable.
joe rogan
But broadcast and cable.
So what do you mean by there's a broadcast version?
jamie vernon
So there's a version.
What's available?
Through the air.
That's what the FCC is.
joe rogan
So the broadcast version, meaning that you could just get it with a regular antenna?
jamie vernon
Yeah, there's like a local Fox show.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
Okay.
You're right.
unidentified
Okay.
jamie vernon
It came way later.
joe rogan
That's right.
I'm so old.
I remember when Fox was just cable.
brendan schaub
Channel 31.
I remember we wanted it for The Simpsons and Married with Children.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
The Simpsons, too.
joe rogan
Maybe it was broadcast back then.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I think I am.
jamie vernon
It was hard to get.
It wasn't the strongest of signals in most places.
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
But it was always broadcast.
unidentified
Okay.
brendan schaub
My fucking times changed now because there's like, you talk about Mob Land, there's so many dope shows.
There's so many good shows out there, but it's like hot for like a week and then something else comes.
joe rogan
There's too many things.
brendan schaub
There's too much.
Like, I don't like there'd never be like Game of Thrones or Sopranos where it's like the entire world shuts down.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
We all just kind of binge it when we want.
unidentified
True.
brendan schaub
And there's a new show here.
It's not good, man.
unidentified
True.
joe rogan
That's fact.
That's fact.
AI Engagement and Views 00:08:46
brendan schaub
Try selling a show right now.
Like that.
I was talking about my gearhead's gone wild on Tubi.
Tubi has fucking, I think, 300 million subscribers.
joe rogan
They're big.
brendan schaub
But trying to sell a show.
joe rogan
He's 300 million subscribers on Tubi?
brendan schaub
Tubi's fucking massive.
I didn't know either.
I didn't know either.
When I first got the offer, I'm like, where?
But again, trying to sell a show is fucking tough.
A car show?
Tough, dude.
joe rogan
I didn't know Tubi had that many subscribers.
brendan schaub
Look that up to make sure.
I've been so exaggerating this episode.
jamie vernon
They surpassed 100 million monthly active users.
joe rogan
How many subscribers do they have in total?
I know the numbers are all over the place.
Is it a subscriber thing or is it like a YouTube thing where you could just view it?
jamie vernon
I would imagine it's tiered to have.
It says a free ad supported streaming service rather than subscription based model.
brendan schaub
It's free, but they have subscribed, and then you can get the non ad paid where you pay, I think.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
brendan schaub
So you can just get it for free.
Yeah, like YouTube.
YouTube Red and Red.
joe rogan
YouTube is probably the biggest.
Well, like they probably have the most active viewers worldwide.
brendan schaub
Not even close.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
But then remember they tried doing like shows and it just ate shit?
Like YouTube Red.
Remember YouTube Red?
They're like making offers.
joe rogan
I remember YouTube Red.
That thing is crazy.
It's interesting because just a regular show on YouTube can do really well, like Mr. Beast.
brendan schaub
Yeah, but I think YouTube Red was like kind of a little before that, right?
And they're like, right, put your shows on here and like, they jumped the gun.
joe rogan
Yeah, they jumped the gun.
brendan schaub
Mr. Beast is like, or I'll just put my shit out and everybody in the world will watch it.
joe rogan
The thing about it, if you put your shit on YouTube, there's literally an infinite number of options and channels.
That's the thing.
And it's completely dependent on what you see, like the recommended for you.
It's completely what you're interested in.
brendan schaub
Everything's niche now.
It's like there's people out there we don't even know.
And like my kids are like, Dad, he has 60 million subscribers.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I've never heard of this fucking guy.
unidentified
I know.
brendan schaub
You know how much money he's making?
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
It's all niche.
unidentified
The thing's niche.
joe rogan
There's that, but then there's also astroturfing.
There's a lot of these.
Astroturfing is when you have fake downloads, fake views.
You have like companies that you can hire and they will get you views.
But here's the thing that's going to fuck you.
It'll fuck you.
But the point is, people still do it.
And they do it because you can do it right now.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
And so, what that means is, like, say, if you have millions and millions of subscribers, and then you look at the views, the views are hundreds of thousands of views.
Then you look at the comments, like, fucking five comments.
brendan schaub
Six comments, like, what the fuck is going on here?
joe rogan
What's going on here?
brendan schaub
But it's a weird thing to do because, in order to make money, YouTube sees the back end.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
So, if you're trying to make money off your show, you're not going to make money.
joe rogan
But it'll get bigger because of the number.
So, here's the thing.
Like, so if you go to, Like BrendanChaub.com.
If you did that, if you have Brendan Chaub's YouTube channel, and I looked at it, I'm like, damn, he's got 25 million subscribers?
Well, I should fucking subscribe.
People do that.
They'll click on it and they'll click on your views or your videos more often.
brendan schaub
Because they think they're like missing out.
Like, clearly, this guy's doing something, right?
unidentified
Of course.
joe rogan
It definitely, I'm not saying that's responsible for all the views that you'll get because of that, but it has an impact on how people see you.
You look more legitimate.
And if you're trying to develop sponsor deals or some sort of a brand endorsement deal, you're like, well, I've got 20 million subscribers on YouTube.
Like, oh, this guy's big.
unidentified
That's true.
joe rogan
Yeah, it definitely does.
brendan schaub
But then they're like, but there's three comments.
joe rogan
Well, there were scammers that were doing weird stuff in the early days of podcasts where they would rig things to exaggerate downloads back in the early days of audio only.
unidentified
Oh, buddy.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Oh, yeah.
And then someone came and regulated it.
joe rogan
Exactly.
brendan schaub
But it's not like we were all in on it.
unidentified
No, no.
brendan schaub
Like it was someone who was running because we're all kind of using the same audio thing.
And I remember telling Brian, I'm like, dude, we have 30 million fucking audio, 30 mil, dude, this month.
And then Tom's like, yeah, I got 60.
I'm like, dude, we're crushing it.
And then someone came in and was like, actually.
joe rogan
Yeah.
What it was doing was like every time someone clicked on it, it would count.
So that, like, I'm talking completely.
brendan schaub
If they started and stopped it, right?
It counted.
joe rogan
It counted over and over again as multiple listens.
brendan schaub
That's right.
joe rogan
And I think they do that with other things, too.
Like, so you have to figure out, like, who the actual number of people.
But people have been accused of making, like, you can pay to get Instagram accounts, you can get followers.
There's companies that will get you followers.
I don't know if it's legit or legal.
But I know for a fact that some people are going to.
brendan schaub
But if you have Instagram in the background, doesn't YouTube, don't they try to shut that shit down?
jamie vernon
They just.
joe rogan
They definitely do.
jamie vernon
Millions of bots over the weekend.
joe rogan
100%.
And I notice it sometimes.
I'll notice it while I lose like 100,000.
brendan schaub
Yeah, I lost 100,000.
joe rogan
Yeah.
But there are bots.
100%.
And there's a ton of them and they catch some of them.
But some of them are more sophisticated in their approach.
And then they adjust.
So once they realize what gets them caught, you could run an AI program.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
So if you run an AI program and you have a.
Like if you're in fucking Singapore or wherever you're at doing this.
You could run an AI program that controls a bunch of different cell phones that has a bunch of different accounts, and you can have them even commenting on things.
And you'll notice this sometimes.
And they'll be programmed to comment positive or negative, and it seems like a fucking person, man.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
But you'll see that there's like a bunch of numbers after a couple of letters or a name like Bob567254.
And then you see, like, God, I don't think Bob's a person.
And then you go to Bob's account, and you're like, there's almost no chance that Bob's.
Person, but meanwhile, Bob's posting all the time and making comments on things all the time, and most likely what this is is it's paid engagement, so it's not just paid views, but because of AI and because of programs you could run, there's the potential for paid engagement.
jamie vernon
Back and forth, me and Shot were talking about before you got here.
Is some I don't know that you're aware of this, Joe.
Uh, the streamers paying for clippers next level of what you're describing, so it's not AI doing it.
brendan schaub
Have you heard of clippers?
jamie vernon
Yes, they're paying for there's thousands of people that are just sitting around at home making a shitload of money, a ton of money.
And they're posting.
brendan schaub
Because you'll think certain people are bigger than they are.
Like, man, I see them everywhere.
It's like, that's all by design.
joe rogan
And you can pay for that, too.
So that's probably legal, right?
So, no?
unidentified
I mean, no.
jamie vernon
Why should it be?
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
I mean, it all depends on what are you doing?
Are you getting money from it?
Are you getting advertising revenue from it?
brendan schaub
To your point, it's a false sense of fame.
Because to your point with Armin, it's like, yeah, we know him and he's getting views online, but does that equal actual fans?
joe rogan
I think.
It reinforces the fans that already love them.
Yes.
And a few people are going to hop on board.
But as far as like your general casual that will tune in for a UFC fight card, no, not necessarily.
brendan schaub
But it's also a younger demo, right?
Like, you ever watch the stream?
unidentified
No.
brendan schaub
You're older than me?
joe rogan
No, never watch the stream.
brendan schaub
I had a talk with a streaming company the other day.
I'm like, do what?
unidentified
Wait, wait, wait.
brendan schaub
You want me to seven days a week turn on a camera and air my breakfast and shit?
Like hanging out with my family?
joe rogan
Well, the streaming thing is nuts where people just live online.
First of all, how bad is that for your back?
And you're just ranting and raving and talking online all day.
brendan schaub
Can't be good.
But then, like, you know, we love Rampage.
Rampage does it making stupid money.
joe rogan
Yeah, but, you know, it's a good move for Rampage.
You know, he's not fighting anymore.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's a good move.
Makes sense.
And he's got the Jackson podcast.
That's doing well.
It's good for him to diversify, do a bunch of different things.
brendan schaub
He's crushing others.
joe rogan
And he's also got a great personality.
So he's great.
brendan schaub
He's perfect for it.
joe rogan
Perfect for that.
But some people, you know, it ain't that thing.
Shouldn't be doing that.
brendan schaub
But streaming's like the biggest thing.
Yeah, Jamie?
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
I get me saying old as fuck, but I got it.
unidentified
We're old.
jamie vernon
Yeah, I don't think that's live.
joe rogan
You know, it's also like, what are you doing with your life?
I got things to do.
I can't sit in front of the camera for five hours a day.
I don't understand how anybody does it.
brendan schaub
But also, is it that entertaining?
joe rogan
Like, my life's not fucking lit.
Talk on social media.
They talk on social media.
brendan schaub
Like reaction videos.
joe rogan
Yeah, getting mad about things he said and doing stuff.
But they were doing it through the, they would play the whole show out.
brendan schaub
Oh, yeah.
That's illegal.
Reaction Videos and Social Media 00:03:58
joe rogan
Well, it was very shady.
It was very weird because they were commenting on it.
But it was like your entire content was based on my content and your reaction to my content.
But, you know, it's weird.
You know, you're dunking on me or you're pumping me up or whatever you're doing.
There was a lot of that going on.
And so then there's a lot of people that are watching, whether it's Mr. Beast's show and commenting on that or other shows are coming on that.
So they're watching stuff online.
Someone will send them a video of a guy getting in a street fight.
They comment on that.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
And then they're.
brendan schaub
It's reaction videos.
joe rogan
And they're interacting with all these people that are in the comments.
brendan schaub
They're making money off of it.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
And they're talking to these people that are in the comments.
It's like.
brendan schaub
It's weird.
joe rogan
First of all, if you think that social media is bad for your mental health.
brendan schaub
Oh, my God.
Dude, yesterday I was driving down.
I dropped my kids off and I was going somewhere.
I was going to this car shop.
My truck's in the shop.
And I was driving my father in law's car and I see a high school bus, Lake Travis High School.
I live right by Lake Travis.
I see a Lake Travis High School bus pull up.
I just look over.
Every single kid staring at their phone, yep, not talking to each other.
No, not saying what it bummed me out so bad.
I know, you know, the fun we used to have on that bus, and no one's talking to each other.
I know the bus is silent.
I'm like, God, you guys are doing it wrong.
Well, it's not just a little bit.
I want to jump on that bus, like, hey, listen, I know I'm the old dude, you guys are up right now.
joe rogan
Well, you're right, but it is also where human beings are headed.
We're headed into this weird world of the digital world, and this is the first steps.
These are the first steps we're taking by staring into a phone all day.
brendan schaub
But we know it's not good.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
No, it's not good.
brendan schaub
So we're just going to continue to go down this shit road?
You don't think there's anything we can do?
unidentified
Nope.
Nope.
joe rogan
People are addicted.
They're 100% addicted to their phone.
I don't see anything changing.
I think, if anything, it's going to get more invasive.
And then it's probably, I mean, who knows?
Just guessing what the next technology is going to be.
But as this technology moves forward, it's going to get more invasive.
It's going to get more.
You're going to interact with more people through whatever the fuck it is.
However, they're going to do it, whether it's going to be some new tech that lets you communicate with people with a headset and you're reading each other's minds, or whether you're hanging out together in augmented reality or virtual reality.
brendan schaub
It doesn't look like anybody's like, man, we're headed to it.
joe rogan
They're not going to.
No one's going to.
They're going to keep doing it.
brendan schaub
Is it too much money?
joe rogan
No, it's just everyone's addicted and everyone uses it for too many things.
It's also a primary source of news and information.
I get all my ideas about how the world is working from social media.
unidentified
Not.
joe rogan
Not social media commentary, but social media stories.
Well, someone will post, like, this is going on in Iran.
This is going on here.
I get it off social media.
I get it off of X.
But you have to pick and choose in what you pay attention to, right?
brendan schaub
Yeah, it's dicey.
joe rogan
And you've got to find people that are not full of shit and not click engagement because there's a lot of click, a lot of just clickbait bullshit.
brendan schaub
Majority is.
joe rogan
Yeah, there's a lot of that.
But you also find breaking news and you also find things that you wouldn't know about, you know, like certain stories and certain things that are happening in the news and certain.
Certain really crazy stories that are like, how am I not hearing about this?
This is, this should be fucking huge.
brendan schaub
But you don't think it's going to be like, and I know we have to use it, you don't think it's going to be kind of like cigarettes, like in the 60s where everyone was doing it.
And then eventually the parents of those kids, I'm sorry, the children of those parents go, what the fuck?
joe rogan
This is so bad for you.
If it was a substance, I would agree.
But it's addictive.
It is addictive, but the problem is it's all facets of your life.
It is your calendar, it is your email, it is how you take pictures and all your memories.
It is how you interact with a lot of people.
There's a lot of people, I don't even have their phone numbers.
I just, they DM me.
And I DM them, you know, I have friendships with people that I just DM.
So it's, there's that.
Cigarette Age Restrictions Debate 00:02:24
joe rogan
But that's basically the problem is that it's a giant part of the world now where cigarettes never really were.
brendan schaub
We're relying on it.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
You could, there was a bunch of people who didn't smoke.
Even when people smoked cigarettes, like let's look this up.
Throw this into perplexity, young Jamie.
Please.
During the height of smoking in the United States, what percentage of adults smoked?
Let's guess.
God, back in the day, whenever it was the nuttiest, like in the 50s or whatever.
I think it was 50%.
brendan schaub
That'd be high, right?
joe rogan
Crazy high.
brendan schaub
30%.
joe rogan
Crazy high.
I was thinking like 33%.
But it might be higher.
Because those old days, man, everybody had a cigarette in their hand.
Johnny Carson show.
unidentified
Everyone.
joe rogan
Yeah.
People walking on the streets, smoke on planes, smoke on buses, smoke on trains.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Everybody was walking down the street smoking, but what percentage of those people were doing it?
Okay, 40 to 45.
Wow, in the mid 1960s, the height of cigarette use in the U.S. roughly 40 to 45 percent of adults smoked, which works out to the order of 80 to 90 million adults.
Wow, that's incredible.
That's incredible.
American Lung Association summary notes that adult smoking has fallen to around 40 to 43 percent in 1965 to about 11 to 12 percent in 2022.
I think it's back.
I think people are smoking.
unidentified
Really?
joe rogan
I feel like it's lower.
I think people are smoking.
I see it a lot now.
jamie vernon
They just outlawed it in San Francisco.
Outside.
joe rogan
That's hilarious.
That's gay.
That's San Francisco.
That's gay.
unidentified
That makes sense.
joe rogan
The San Francisco Treaty.
Well, you hear what they're doing in the UK?
If you were born before or after a certain date, you can't buy cigarettes when you turn 21.
brendan schaub
Just to stop people from.
joe rogan
Exactly.
So people that were born in like fucking whatever year, whatever year they set it at.
When they turn 21, they will not be able to buy cigarettes.
brendan schaub
Just trying to eliminate cigarettes.
joe rogan
But you'll be able to buy cigarettes because you were born at a different time.
They say, oh, you're retarded.
You don't know any better.
unidentified
Thanks.
You can buy cigarettes.
brendan schaub
So stupid.
joe rogan
It's communism, it's socialism.
brendan schaub
Didn't they just run out the fucking, was it Prime Minister or the fuck they call him?
joe rogan
He's still there.
brendan schaub
I thought they ran him out to bring somebody else in.
joe rogan
They probably want to, but they haven't.
Yeah, but the point is, it's like that kind of woke socialism.
It's like the government telling you what to do.
Government Control Over Smokers 00:02:21
joe rogan
When I say communism, I don't mean like they take all your money because they'll definitely do that eventually too.
But what they do is they tell you what you can say.
Correct.
They tell you what you can do.
They tell you what medications you have to take.
It's all socialized medicine.
They tell you what to do and what to say and how to think and control your life.
And they're going to protect you.
Protecting someone from cigarettes while you're selling them alcohol is fucking bananas.
unidentified
So dumb.
joe rogan
It's bananas.
It's dumb.
brendan schaub
But England's lost their way, man.
joe rogan
They've lost their way.
brendan schaub
It's a fucking shit show.
joe rogan
Well, they're arresting people like crazy for posting on social media about the immigration crisis, primarily.
Also, other things, but criticizing the government.
And now they threw away jury trials for those things.
So now it's a judge.
And so you don't even get people like you, your peers, to sit there and go, no, this fucking guy shouldn't go to jail.
His daughter got attacked by some immigrants, and he said some wild shit about immigrants.
No, he shouldn't be in jail for that.
brendan schaub
But my thing is, what's the agenda?
Just to ruin the fucking control.
joe rogan
So shrink you down to 15 minute cities.
They're implementing that in part of the UK.
The other thing is a digital credit system, right?
So a digital credit score, a social score, and some sort of centralized digital currency, which I think they're probably going to try to move us all into eventually.
If they can attach your social credit score with this digital currency, then you have what they have in China.
So in China, if you fuck up and you do something stupid, guess what, fuck face?
You can't buy a plane ticket.
brendan schaub
That's wild.
joe rogan
Yeah, you can't get a loan.
brendan schaub
You can't get the.
joe rogan
And it keeps people in line.
And then the government can do its job without protests.
brendan schaub
Dude, can I piss real quick?
joe rogan
Let's piss.
I'm too fucking.
I got to piss.
brendan schaub
Energy drip.
joe rogan
We'll be right back, folks.
unidentified
Ah.
And we're back.
brendan schaub
So much better.
joe rogan
I know it's hard to concentrate when you have to piss.
brendan schaub
Bro, you were talking.
I was like, oh, man, I really want to hear this moment to piss my pants.
joe rogan
What were we talking about?
Let's talk about your show.
We had a cigar, brother?
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Hold on.
I was smoking the cigar.
Last time I smoked it backwards, I got roasted so hard online.
joe rogan
I know.
I didn't notice.
brendan schaub
I didn't notice, but maybe I just smoke them backwards from now on.
joe rogan
Switch it up.
It is funny, though.
But it's really the same.
It's just where the label is.
unidentified
Yeah, man.
Porsche TRX Air Cooled 00:15:01
joe rogan
What are these?
brendan schaub
I'm a rebel.
Smoke it backwards.
unidentified
You are a rebel.
joe rogan
There you go, fellas.
brendan schaub
Thanks, brother.
joe rogan
Here's the clipper.
You know how this works.
unidentified
Yeah, thanks.
joe rogan
Make sure you clip the right spot.
unidentified
That's right.
That one.
joe rogan
There you go.
Yeah.
This cigar is different because it's not a torpedo like the other one.
So the other one, you could get more confused because both ends were pointy.
Do you know how to do that?
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
Do you need help?
No, I got a big deal.
brendan schaub
You know what I'm saying?
Dude, you know me?
Cigars I smoked.
Only in here.
unidentified
Ah!
Woo!
joe rogan
Oh, you light it.
brendan schaub
That's right.
unidentified
Um.
joe rogan
So, your show?
So, your show is on 2B.
unidentified
2B.
brendan schaub
Hey, so light this part, right?
Well, no, but this part.
joe rogan
Which part?
Yeah, light this part.
brendan schaub
It's fucking, dude, it's tricky, right?
unidentified
No?
No.
brendan schaub
I'm just retarded.
joe rogan
Yeah, light the part that you didn't cut.
What is it called?
What's your show called?
brendan schaub
Darehead's Gone Wild.
joe rogan
Oh, that's right.
brendan schaub
Just like Girls Gone Wild.
Same text and everything.
joe rogan
Is that a problem?
brendan schaub
No, hell no.
That guy's, I think, in fucking on the lamb in Mexico.
I think we're good.
joe rogan
Is he really?
Is he hiding?
brendan schaub
Yeah, I think so.
Either way, we're good.
joe rogan
Didn't he get kidnapped and they fucking stopped him?
brendan schaub
He had some dicey shit.
Yeah, yeah.
It turned out pretty sad for him.
Yeah, it's shit we would be doing anyways, you know?
And then they wanted to make a TV show out of it.
So, like, I went to Calvo, Calvo Vipers.
He scared the shit out of me.
Calvo Vipers.
I went to the biggest Porsche collection in Austin.
I'm obsessed with safari Porsches, man.
joe rogan
Oh, you like those?
unidentified
God, I do.
joe rogan
Those off road ones?
brendan schaub
Yeah, I think Russell makes them.
Russell, I forget the exact name, but Russell does it.
I don't know what the fuck it is.
When it's an off road, like that, just that vibe, I don't know what it is, dude.
I fucking love them, man.
joe rogan
Why do you love off road ones?
brendan schaub
I don't know.
joe rogan
Is there a dirt track where you could take a Porsche off road car to?
brendan schaub
Oh, I'm sure.
unidentified
Where?
brendan schaub
I bet, especially in California, like Johnson Valley and all that shit.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
brendan schaub
But out here, there's places out here people have been hitting me up about.
joe rogan
Right, but when you go off roading, generally, you're going off roading with a truck.
Where you can bounce over rocks and shit.
You can't really do that in an off road Porsche.
That's like more for those crazy mountain roads that are in the dirt.
Yeah, that's a Jacar, right?
brendan schaub
Russell built fab.
joe rogan
Ooh, that's dope looking.
brendan schaub
Dude, some dad had one at the baseball.
joe rogan
That's a 993?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
So they took a 993 and, ooh, that's pretty.
brendan schaub
It's my favorite thing in the world.
I don't know why.
joe rogan
Look at the wheel wells.
That's crazy.
unidentified
Wow.
brendan schaub
Perfect daily driver, too.
joe rogan
I have a fucking problem with those.
Extra front headlights they stick on the hood.
I do not like them, I think it up the lines of the car.
brendan schaub
Agree, you could because you could put those on that front there, just take them on the bumper, or take them on the back in the dark.
Shut the fuck up, agree.
joe rogan
You ain't really off road, I mean, you're off roading, but you're not in the woods.
brendan schaub
Oh, Joe, don't get twisted at night time, like all my trucks.
I have that Ram 2500 AV, that thing's never seen the dirt, right?
joe rogan
But that's different.
It's just a truck that looks fine with the extra lights on it, and yeah, but still.
brendan schaub
I agree.
joe rogan
I think it's like whenever I see those old 9 11s, like the 1972s, and they have those extra headlights on the hood, I'm like, ew.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
You're ruining the lines of one of those beautiful creations.
brendan schaub
You get bats out of fake tits.
You're like, what are you doing?
joe rogan
No, it's like extra fake tits.
It's like you've got two fake tits on your fucking.
Yeah.
You get some fucking collarbone tits.
Like, get those out of there.
They don't belong there.
More is not always better.
And the shape of a Porsche, especially those long nose.
unidentified
Porsches.
joe rogan
Oh, it's so beautiful.
When you have dumbass fucking headlights on the hood, like, get out of here.
brendan schaub
It's just not meant to be.
joe rogan
Yeah, get out of here.
brendan schaub
Yeah, I like different shit.
I don't like, I agree with those headlights, they do fuck up the lines.
But, like, the thing I'm really, I'm just into different shit.
Like, I like when they swap the LS's in the Porsches, too.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah, that's dope.
brendan schaub
Yeah, just the sound.
unidentified
That chop.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Yeah, I don't know.
It's shit like that, man.
joe rogan
I like those.
A lot of people think that's heretics.
That's like, oh, my God, you should go to jail for that.
brendan schaub
Oh, dude, I brought it.
joe rogan
Water cooled LS engine in a Porsche.
unidentified
Bro, it.
brendan schaub
This guy's like, he's the head guy for Porsche driving.
He's driving me around.
And I go, man, you ever drew him with those LS Porsches?
And he was like, what the fuck do you guys say?
And I'm like, you don't get down with those?
He's like, fuck.
No, I'm like, yeah, those are gay.
They're so gay.
unidentified
No, they're awesome.
brendan schaub
Yeah, I just like different shit, man.
joe rogan
Yeah, Rutledge Wood had one of those.
He had one of those.
What's the fucking Japanese cat that does the Y bodies?
brendan schaub
Oh, I know you're talking about.
I saw him.
unidentified
RWB?
Yes.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Yeah.
He had one of those with an LS in it.
That's pretty sick.
brendan schaub
And there's companies that do that.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
They're sick.
And it sounds incredible.
It sounds like an American muscle car, but yet it's in a car that's like 2,000 pounds.
brendan schaub
Dude, and all I do is search Facebook Marketplace for RS Swap Porsches.
God, you can get some good deals because no one really wants them.
joe rogan
Isn't that crazy?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Because everybody wants the air cooled.
Because the air cooled has that raspy.
brendan schaub
They are the best.
joe rogan
It's a wild sound.
brendan schaub
Air cooled is great.
joe rogan
It's a wild sound.
That air cooled sound is a wild sound.
brendan schaub
As I'm getting older, too, it's like, you know, I've had trucks with 1,400 horsepower, I've had cars with 1,100 horsepower.
And then if you just get an old school Porsche air cooled with 250 horsepower manual.
It's all you need, dude.
joe rogan
They're so fun.
brendan schaub
As you get older, you're like, oh, why am I chasing this fucking horsepower?
joe rogan
Yeah, because it's just about driving enjoyment.
It's not about, you're not racing it.
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
You know, you're not on a track.
brendan schaub
Oh, dude, I knew I had issues when I was driving my kid to his fucking baseball game and my car was running hot.
My TRX, 1400 horsepower, was running hot.
I converted to twin turbo, Hellcat engine.
It's like 1400.
It's run on E85 fuel.
There's no E85 out there.
I'm in the middle of fucking like dripping springs.
I had to pull over on the side of the road because it's, The engine was smoking.
I just went, What the fuck am I doing, man?
Who am I doing this for?
It's not like I'm taking it to the track.
Who am I doing this for?
joe rogan
Well, a Hennessy has a thousand and you can drive it everywhere.
brendan schaub
Yeah, that's probably the way to do it.
joe rogan
Hennessy TRX.
Yeah, they're great.
Hennessy Raptor.
brendan schaub
Yeah, I almost bought one of those.
And then I got that AV Ram and I linked up with Diesel R and we're doing a Randy's transmission.
I got a freaking stealth bigger turbo on there, fast fuel system.
unidentified
Oh, bro.
joe rogan
Let me get my pants on.
brendan schaub
Oh, yeah, I don't know if you're into that stuff.
But I'm picking it up today.
It's finally done, dude.
joe rogan
Ooh, that sounds fun.
brendan schaub
Oh, dude, I can't fucking wait.
joe rogan
That sounds fun.
Yeah.
So the idea is you just drive it around, going to different places, having people do different things with cars.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
Check out what people are doing, different mods are doing.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
And it's like that old school car shows that we grew up on.
Like, it'll throw up facts about Porsches or about the car.
It'll just pop up with that stuff.
And that's like our boys, like Gordon Ryan was on there with his TRX.
He has like 120,000 miles on it.
That's it, really, dude.
That thing's so busted up, but he just drives it every day.
He off roads it.
He just, we go in his car.
I'm like, dude, I said, No, Gordon, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I tell everybody when I get in the car with him.
I know it's for TV, I don't need your show off.
Nobody's trying to get hurt.
He's like, I got you, man.
And was just fucking ripping this thing, dude.
I'm like, I flipped one of these things, man.
It ain't fun, bud.
It ain't fun, but it's uh, yeah, just we like, you know.
And then someone's like, You want to do a TV show with them?
I'm like, Yeah, let's ride, man.
joe rogan
It's interesting how much that's a male thing.
There are women that are into cars.
But I don't know any women.
I mean, I'm sure they're out there.
But I don't know any women that are into cars the way we're into cars.
unidentified
No.
No.
joe rogan
Some of them, some of them like cars.
They're into it.
But for me, it's like that is one of the one things about having some money that is worth it.
Like I always tell people, having a nice house is great.
It is great.
There's definitely nothing wrong with having a nice house.
But after a while, it just becomes your house.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
And if you're in a humble house that has a nice kitchen and a big TV and a couch and a nice bed to sleep on, You're set.
You're kind of set.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like the difference in the way you feel when you're home versus a nice house is not much different.
unidentified
Agreed.
joe rogan
The difference in driving a nice car is like you are taking a ride to work.
You are at Disneyland.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
You would wait in line to get in that car.
And you're boom, boom.
And you're fucking shifting your own gears and.
unidentified
Woo!
joe rogan
It's fun.
brendan schaub
And the shit is psyched.
I lived through you because, you know, obviously we're in different tax brackets.
You know, I got to do my thing on Facebook Marketplace and shit.
I picked up tires the other day and he goes, Holy shit, Brennan Schaab buys tires off Facebook Marketplace.
I go, Yeah, dude, who doesn't want a fucking deal, man?
Put those in the back for me, dude.
But, uh, yeah, you got one of those Porsche.
I think it's your Gunther Porsche.
unidentified
Yes.
brendan schaub
And you took a picture and you're like, dude, I'll just sit in my garage and stare at it.
I'm like, dude, I've never.
joe rogan
I do.
I stare at it sometimes.
Sit in the garage and look at it.
brendan schaub
Oh, it's a fucking piece of art, man.
joe rogan
Yeah, all carbon fiber.
brendan schaub
Yeah, dude, when I see like that type of Porsche, like the Gunther Works, or I'll see a certain car, I'm just like, I can't even describe the.
It's like, fuck, dude.
That is so sick.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Do you see the Gunther Works made a.
Twin turbo slant nose.
brendan schaub
I sent it to you.
joe rogan
Peter Nam sent it to me too.
The owner of the company sent it to me.
brendan schaub
Oh, you know?
joe rogan
Yeah.
Well, I bought it off him.
I bought one off him.
Not that, not the slant nose.
brendan schaub
I didn't buy it off him.
I didn't buy it off him.
joe rogan
No, no, I did with Peter.
He's awesome.
But that's it.
That car is insane.
They raced that one against a GT3 RS and it buried it.
Buried it.
Buried it.
Yeah.
They did some rolling race like from 30 miles an hour and literally it just.
Shot ahead like the other car was powered.
brendan schaub
1,067 horsepower?
joe rogan
It's nothing.
It weighs nothing.
What does it weigh?
Please search what the slant nose Gunther works weigh.
Because their carbon fiber, 100%.
Their carbon fiber.
brendan schaub
2,000 something?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, I bet it's about 2,400 pounds.
brendan schaub
2,700.
joe rogan
27.
So it's close.
But the engine's probably super heavy.
Well, I don't know if it's super heavy, but there's a lot of jazz in there.
brendan schaub
But what engine is it?
unidentified
I think it's a.
brendan schaub
Four liter twin turbo flat six.
joe rogan
Yeah, and it's air cooled, which is so nuts.
A thousand horsepower flat six air cooled engine is crazy.
brendan schaub
Brother, and people, everyone, like you talk to anyone, like, I want a thousand horsepower.
You think you want a thousand horsepower.
Now, it's not like your ZRX, ZR1X.
It's not like that.
Like if you buy it, or like at my Demon 170, if you get it from the factory, you're good.
When you have a TRX or your Corvette, Or, you know, I've had other trucks, my Ford Lightning.
If you're reaching a thousand horsepower, buddy, you think you want those problems.
You do not.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
It's a fucking nightmare.
And then also, every week, I was in the shop calling Buddy, doing something.
I'm like, this is exhausting.
joe rogan
Well, this won't be like that.
Like, the Guntaworks ones are reliable.
I've never installed them.
brendan schaub
No, those are great.
joe rogan
But the question is, does that have any traction control?
brendan schaub
Hopefully not.
joe rogan
Like, Jamie, could you please look up whether or not these new Guntaworks Porsches have?
Traction control is good.
unidentified
Is Gunther's?
joe rogan
I don't know how they can do that now.
brendan schaub
I know they can do it.
joe rogan
There's like a computer thing that you could buy.
brendan schaub
Is Gunther's in California?
Where are they at?
joe rogan
I believe so.
Yeah, I'm 99% sure.
If you should connect me with him because I'd love to do an episode with him, a wooden shift knob pays tribute to the Porsche's motorsport carriage.
Modern electronics like motorsports grade ABS and traction control.
Oh, okay.
Well, that's good.
It's nice that it has ABS too.
That's dope.
That's you're going to need it.
You're going to need it.
But see if you can find the race between the GT3 RS and the slant nose.
Bro, it is hilarious.
unidentified
That's crazy.
joe rogan
And the sound it makes is orgasmic.
brendan schaub
I can't imagine how much that thing is.
joe rogan
Wonderful.
Oh, it's got to be a million dollars.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Here's my problem with Porsche even 20 years ago, when I first bought my very first car I bought when I had money, I got it from a podcast myself 15 years ago.
I bought just your base 911.
Went to the Porsche dealer, bought a base 911.
I could afford it.
It was, I don't know, 80 grand.
Now, Porsche has become, it's almost like what Ferrari was 10 years ago, where.
Just the base Porsche is so expensive, man.
It's pricing out their market.
So now it's become, and we've been on Porsche for how long?
Like, we've always talked about Porsche.
unidentified
Forever.
brendan schaub
Forever.
It's our shit.
joe rogan
Watch this.
brendan schaub
Oh, my God.
unidentified
It's Top Gear.
joe rogan
Oh, it's Top Gear.
unidentified
Yeah.
Great.
joe rogan
Great channel.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
So these guys, they do a rolling start.
I guess they did a rolling start because they didn't want to dump the clutch on this million dollar car.
brendan schaub
Way safer than this way.
Watch this.
joe rogan
Watch this.
When they get to 30.
brendan schaub
Look at that interior, dude.
joe rogan
Watch this.
unidentified
Go.
Whoa, I'm playing.
joe rogan
Bro, it's not even close.
It's not even close.
It's not even close.
unidentified
That's insane.
joe rogan
And a GT3 RS is a fast car.
brendan schaub
Fast motherfucking car.
joe rogan
But this was not his car.
Obviously, this is someone else's car that they're letting him test.
And so, whoever bought that car and spent a million dollars on it, how much did they cost?
1.2.
1.2 million dollars.
brendan schaub
Yeah, again, that's my only issue with Porsche because if you want a GT3 RS, 3RS, they're so expensive, man.
It's like.
joe rogan
Well, people flip them.
A lot of people flip them because they're really hard to get, too.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
It's just.
joe rogan
A lot of demand for them.
unidentified
Yeah, it's tough.
brendan schaub
Where back in the day, even if you're a Porsche, you could start somewhere and you'd be okay.
And now it's almost like Ferrari where it's unattainable for a lot of people.
joe rogan
Well, you know what a lot of people are doing?
jamie vernon
It's $400,000 more.
It's $1.6 million.
joe rogan
That car is?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
$1.6 million is crazy.
brendan schaub
Worth every penny.
joe rogan
If you got that loot.
If you got that loot.
brendan schaub
Please buy it.
joe rogan
One of the things that people are doing is taking that lighter weight.
Porsche 911T, you know the T?
Yep.
And they're taking that and juicing it up to like 700 plus horsepower and, you know, putting some mods on it.
Twin Turbo Roadster Demand 00:15:00
brendan schaub
Now you're talking about language.
joe rogan
Yeah, because you can do that for way less than it would cost you to buy a twin turbo.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
And you're getting the same kind of speed, but you're also getting rear wheel drive.
brendan schaub
Yep.
And you can get them for pretty, pretty, I don't want to say cheap, but cheaper.
joe rogan
Cheaper.
brendan schaub
Like it's so tough, man, to get some of those, like the GT3RSs, you got to be allocated or.
It's like 150 over markup.
Like, it's tough these days in the Porsche business.
They're crushing it.
It's good for them.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
But again, for like my kids, hopefully they're fortunate enough where they're making good money, but it's going to be really tough to get in a Porsche, man.
It's just a different, the Porsche has become the marquee car when back in the day it wasn't that.
unidentified
It wasn't.
No.
joe rogan
You know, it used to be much more affordable.
It was the more affordable supercar, a daily driving supercar.
But, you know, the market, and it's also things change, right?
Because now everything is twin turbo.
They're all twin turbo.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Unless you buy a GT3, they're twin turbo.
Yep.
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
You know, I think, too, one of the reasons I went away from exotics because I mean, you know, I even modded my GT2 RS like I'm an idiot, but it loses value in them.
So when you mod them, when you mod them, it fucks them up.
And I just can't leave anything alone.
So that's why I went so heavy into American shit because, you know, the C6s, all the American stuff, you can mod the fuck out of them.
There's a market there, you're not losing your ass.
And they're cheaper to mod.
Like when I would mod a Ferrari, buddy.
Exhaust, whatever the fuck, turbos.
If you want to do a tune, it's a fucking nightmare, man.
unidentified
Nightmare.
Yeah.
joe rogan
Well, it's all, to me, it's all about enjoyment, right?
And so, like, what are you getting out of it?
If you're not, like, racing it and trying to go around corners sideways and fucking correcting, and you're not really doing that with most cars, you're just enjoying it when you're driving it.
And for me, I love the feel of a V8.
Like, I have one of those Shelby Super Snakes.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's a six speed car.
brendan schaub
Didn't you get the Super Snake car?
joe rogan
It hasn't got it yet.
It's on the way.
unidentified
Wee!
joe rogan
I fucking love that car because it's a modern muscle car.
Driving it is like driving an old school muscle car, but it's all modern and perfect, starts every time, interior is great.
And it's just the fun of just driving normal speed, just normal speed, just driving to work, not speeding, just you feel like you're doing something fun.
brendan schaub
And do you get that same excitement in your ZR1X?
joe rogan
No, no, it's not the same.
The ZR1X is on another planet, it's a spaceship.
I mean, it's the most capable car I've ever driven by far.
Like when I took the ZR1 around the racetrack, we drove it around Koda, I was like, this thing is.
unidentified
Crazy.
joe rogan
It's so fast and it handles so well and it gives you so much confidence.
But it's different when you're not shifting your own gears.
You're not using the clutch.
It's all about that.
The driving experience is about engagement.
And if you're not using a manual, you're missing.
You're going to have fun.
Don't get me wrong.
You get a Corvette, you're going to have a lot of fun.
For sure.
Great car.
But shifting your own gear, you know, they finally started making a gear, a manual transmission for the C8.
unidentified
Really?
joe rogan
Yeah.
So it's not.
brendan schaub
Is the Grand Sport coming in manual?
joe rogan
I don't think it's going to be offered by Corvette.
I don't know if there are in the future.
It's a good chip, it is.
But you can buy one now.
So see what the company is that does that.
But it's a famous transmission company that's making a C8 manual transmission.
And everybody saw that and were like, oh.
brendan schaub
Because that's the only knock I've heard on actual car guys with ZR1X.
They go, fast as fuck.
It's great.
But it's kind of doing it for you.
Like the drive's different.
Like it's so.
joe rogan
It's a spaceship.
You're Luke Skywalker.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
Does not offer a manual trans.
Tremick.
Okay.
Tremick has developed a six speed manual that fits a C8.
GM considers it not real for production.
What does that mean?
brendan schaub
But Tremick makes it.
joe rogan
But they make it.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Are they selling it?
Is Tremick not selling it or did they make it just for funsies?
I have no idea.
Because Tremick made the transmission on my superstar.
unidentified
Tremick's made it.
joe rogan
They make the best transmissions.
Tremick's new six speed manual transactional opens the door for manual swap vets and other creations.
brendan schaub
They can do it.
joe rogan
This is what I would do.
What I would do is get a Z06 and put a fucking manual in it.
brendan schaub
Now we're cooking.
unidentified
Let's go.
brendan schaub
Let's fucking go.
joe rogan
Now you have literally the ultimate Corvette.
brendan schaub
I get that Z06 and that orange.
joe rogan
There's no word yet on price timeline or who's going to cook up the software to tell the Corvette to cooperate with a three pedal transmission.
That is the problem.
Because you're going to have to.
brendan schaub
And the ECU.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
It's a big problem.
Yeah.
Like the biggest problem I've had is with the ECU.
People don't realize, you know, the guys who do all the mods they do, but it's like I got a 2024 RAM and.
Right away, I'm like, all right, what mods am I going to do?
I'm talking to Randy's transmission banks, I'm talking to my boys at Diesel R, and they're like, you got a 2024?
I'm like, yeah, what's up?
Low miles, man.
Like, I fucked up.
I'm like, why?
Like, because 2024 and up, there's no way to unlock that ECU.
Like, we have to find an ECU from a 2022 or earlier.
And I'm like, okay, those can't be expensive.
Oh, they're blood diamonds because everybody wants that.
You're looking at seven grand for an unlocked ECU?
And that's.
joe rogan
That's the ECU.
brendan schaub
That's not adding any power.
That's just to get it so you can add the power.
joe rogan
Oh, my God.
unidentified
That's crazy.
brendan schaub
And then Diesel R, they were like, dude, we have one.
I'm like, no fucking way.
joe rogan
Well, how about this new law that they just passed where your car's going to monitor you and then they're going to have a kill switch in your car?
So to keep people from drinking and driving, or if maybe they don't like what Brendan Shaw posted on Twitter, they just fucking shut your car down.
brendan schaub
I think that's even more reason to buy old shit.
joe rogan
Yeah.
A lot of reason to buy old shit.
Put that, please, into perplexity and ask them when this law is being passed and what the law entails.
Because I've been hearing a lot of different versions of it.
I want to know what these guys are.
brendan schaub
It's going to pass in California first.
joe rogan
Well, it's passed nationwide.
And Thomas Massey voted against it.
And I think Fetterman might have voted against it, too.
I'm not sure.
Real federal mandate tied to 2027 model year cars.
It's about impaired driving detection.
Yeah, but this is how it starts.
The problem is if it has a kill switch.
Ask if it has a kill switch, if that's part of it.
unidentified
Explain it.
jamie vernon
I mean, it probably is going to be in here.
unidentified
Right.
Okay.
joe rogan
Why people call it a kill switch?
Because the system may be able to prevent the engine from starting or shut down performance if it decides you're impaired.
So that's a kill switch.
So that is great if you're preventing someone from drinking and driving.
unidentified
Correct.
joe rogan
That is not great if you are Nick Fuentes and you're in your car and you're, you know.
brendan schaub
But that's the Trojan horse.
Like, they get you in with that.
It's for safety.
joe rogan
That's the thing.
jamie vernon
May is a key word in there.
joe rogan
May be able.
Well, the thing about that is, I think they already have that with the Corvette.
I think with OnStar, if someone steals your car, you can shut it down.
Right.
So, that's the security.
If you have a Corvette and Brendan Chobb is running from the law and you're trying to get to Canada.
brendan schaub
But can't they do that with your Teslas?
joe rogan
That's probably.
I mean, it's a computer.
brendan schaub
It's a computer.
joe rogan
Of course, they probably can do that.
I'm really bummed out that Tesla has canceled the Model S. Jamie and I were just talking about it before the show.
brendan schaub
Oh, they could all go away, and I wouldn't give two fucks.
I know he's your boy, but I just don't care.
I listen to your mouth.
Do your thing.
joe rogan
I drive it all the time.
unidentified
I love it.
brendan schaub
With all the cars you have, I love it.
It's the one thing I'm like.
unidentified
I love it.
joe rogan
Listen, I love V8s.
Look, I drove my Raptor here.
brendan schaub
That Raptor's badass.
jamie vernon
A fanboy would say that it's going to be replaced by that Roadster that they haven't shown yet.
joe rogan
Yeah, but the Roadster's a two seater.
My car is a four seater, four door car that goes zero to 60 in under two seconds.
brendan schaub
But why would they get rid of it?
jamie vernon
I've never had four people in my car.
joe rogan
You never would?
jamie vernon
I've never had four people in my car.
joe rogan
Generally, you haven't, but like, so like the other day, I had to pick up my daughter because she was being driven and the car they were driving got a flat and I was on my way home at the exact same time and I picked her up and her friends.
brendan schaub
Yeah, it's dope.
joe rogan
So I had three friends in the back seat, one in the front.
Yeah, I got everybody in my car, no problem.
I like having a four door.
I have a family.
I know you're a single guy.
Like for you, a roadster would be fine.
jamie vernon
That's just a, you know.
unidentified
For you.
jamie vernon
It's a small little car anyway.
I thought the X was pretty dope too.
They also canceled the X.
unidentified
I know.
joe rogan
The X is dope.
Tiffany Haddish had one and she showed me that they could dance in the parking lot.
brendan schaub
I've never seen that video.
joe rogan
I was like, this is crazy.
unidentified
This is crazy.
brendan schaub
I only do four.
I don't have anything two door anymore because kiddos.
I just try to create the most badass dad whip I can.
It has to have four doors.
joe rogan
Well, I mean, I have two door cars, but I always have to have a sedan.
I like a sedan.
brendan schaub
Your kids are older though, too.
joe rogan
If I didn't have a Tesla and I have a sedan, what I would get is the Cadillac.
The CT Vive V Black Wing.
Let's preach.
brendan schaub
And you can get a manual.
joe rogan
You can get the new one.
The F1 is only in manuals.
The highest horsepower, 685.
I don't know why I couldn't say that word.
685 horsepower.
I know you do.
We both suffer from marble mouth.
unidentified
Brother.
joe rogan
685 horsepower and it's only manual.
brendan schaub
Just take my fucking money.
joe rogan
I want an automatic.
brendan schaub
I think so.
joe rogan
If it's that.
brendan schaub
Yeah, manual sounds fun, but if you're driving it all the time, especially.
joe rogan
Especially if you're living in LA.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Depending on where you live in.
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Jamie, that could be you, buddy.
joe rogan
Like, we were just in New Jersey.
Bro, that's you, Jamie.
jamie vernon
I'm not saying it's a bad car.
I'm just like, I'm going to drive it 10 miles a day.
joe rogan
It does.
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
It's a awesome 10 miles.
unidentified
No, it's not.
joe rogan
Dude, the feeling in that car with the torque and the sound of the engine.
jamie vernon
Can't go anywhere on 35 in traffic.
joe rogan
Give me some fucking volume and let's hear Nick driving.
Yeah, well, Jamie's not really a car guy.
unidentified
Very, very good.
jamie vernon
You drive it to the golf course, but like.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jamie vernon
It's once a week.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's better you play.
The sound.
Look at that fucking armor.
All the carbon around it.
Let me hear it drive.
Let me hear it drive.
There it is.
Drive it, bitch.
Let's go.
unidentified
How the engine reacts to that in.
joe rogan
Oh, why would they do this to me?
Why would you have a video of this and not have.
brendan schaub
Yeah, you want to sell cars or not?
joe rogan
For me, please.
Here it is.
Just click that, though.
That's the black one.
Oh, my dick just got hot.
brendan schaub
And we can spice that up, Jamie.
You sent it to me for a day, Bubba.
joe rogan
That's fine.
The way it comes from the factory is fine.
I got this just muffler, son.
unidentified
I know.
joe rogan
You can get it really loud.
But the thing is, just that on.
unidentified
Alone.
joe rogan
There we go.
Come on, dog.
unidentified
Yeah.
jamie vernon
All right.
I mean, it's not bad.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Hey, buddy.
unidentified
He's in.
Yes.
joe rogan
Dude, you don't understand.
unidentified
Oh, cammed up, baby.
joe rogan
I feel.
Oh, that's a cammed up one.
That one's nuts.
That's what you want.
unidentified
That's nuts.
joe rogan
Oh, there's a lot of mods.
Dudes jack those up above 1,000 all the time.
jamie vernon
Oh, that's going to get robbed out here then.
unidentified
No.
No.
brendan schaub
Come on, where?
unidentified
Texas.
joe rogan
Where are you parking?
You're going to the ghetto to buy crack.
jamie vernon
I don't drive anywhere.
joe rogan
Where's he going?
brendan schaub
Come on, man.
joe rogan
He's buying crack.
brendan schaub
You live in a nice place.
joe rogan
Are you buying crack?
brendan schaub
You got covered parking.
joe rogan
You don't need it, but it's fun.
jamie vernon
I just think of gone 60 seconds.
When you've got a dope car and people know you've got a dope car and you're seen driving that dope car, they're going to follow you in that dope.
With our friend, he got followed.
brendan schaub
What's wrong with you, too?
joe rogan
Oh, Julian?
jamie vernon
Yeah, shit's going to happen.
He's in Dallas.
joe rogan
He's in Dallas buying tacos at three in the morning.
jamie vernon
There's a million Teslas all over the place.
joe rogan
And he's got a Ferrari.
brendan schaub
I drive crazy.
joe rogan
A car is different than a Cadillac.
brendan schaub
I've never had these.
Have you had any issues?
Especially out here.
joe rogan
You can catch an issue every now and then, but the thing about Texas is everybody's armed.
You can't just roll up on someone and try to take their car.
You're risking your fucking life.
jamie vernon
It happened on Fifth Street, a block away from the club, not too long ago.
joe rogan
Yeah, right in front of Eddie B. People get carjacked in every city.
That's a fact.
jamie vernon
That's where I live.
brendan schaub
I don't like having targets.
Come on over to the burbs, dude.
joe rogan
So you think if you have one of them cyber trucks, So, supposedly, Cybertruck is coming out with an SUV.
unidentified
Maybe.
Yeah, I don't know.
joe rogan
Allegedly.
jamie vernon
It could be cool.
joe rogan
Elon won't tell me.
He won't tell me shit.
He knows about it.
unidentified
He won't tell you?
joe rogan
I got a big fucking mouth.
jamie vernon
Members online, people have showed things, but we don't really know about it.
joe rogan
What have they showed?
jamie vernon
Potential, it looks a little bit like the mix between an X and a Cybertruck.
joe rogan
See, that would be a smart move for them to make a Cybertruck that's an SUV.
It's a smart move because you already have the shape.
Just instead of having the pickup truck part where no one's using.
brendan schaub
Yeah, extend the seats.
joe rogan
Yeah, have the seats back more.
And you could even shorten the wheelbase a little bit and make it like, you know, like one of them smaller Cadillac SUVs.
brendan schaub
You could, or you could just say fuck all that noise and get a Hellcat Durango because Stellantis does, Hellcat's back, baby.
joe rogan
That's a pretty dope Hellcat Durango.
brendan schaub
The godfather of the Hellcat, Tim, is back running fucking Dodge.
joe rogan
Yes, thank God.
brendan schaub
Thank fucking God.
Yeah, Dodge is crushing it.
joe rogan
They got silly with that electric thing.
brendan schaub
It's some French guy running it.
unidentified
Is that what it was?
brendan schaub
He killed, yeah, and killed all America.
unidentified
Facts.
That's what it was.
Boom.
joe rogan
He wanted to destroy America.
unidentified
Facts.
brendan schaub
Like, I want Poeton to beat Zero Guns.
joe rogan
It was like the most iconic American V8 powered cars were Dodge.
Dodge Viper.
Well, that's a V10.
Dodge Viper.
You had, but just big engines, right?
You had, you know, gasoline engines.
You had, of course, the Challenger, Challenger Hellcat, Hellcat Red Eye.
brendan schaub
They crushed it.
joe rogan
Crushed it.
Are they going to discontinue the Challenger?
brendan schaub
No, they're coming out with a gas Challenger.
So they fucked up and came out with a Challenger all electric and an 8-charger.
unidentified
Wasn't it a charger?
brendan schaub
And a Challenger, too.
They did both, right?
joe rogan
You can't change.
brendan schaub
They're coming out with a charger that's gas-powered.
joe rogan
Yeah, the charge is dope.
I've seen some reviews.
unidentified
It looks pretty cool.
joe rogan
It's dope.
It's dope.
And it's fast.
Fast as.
Fuck.
unidentified
Here.
joe rogan
Now we're talking, Jamie.
What do you think of that?
unidentified
This?
joe rogan
Okay.
jamie vernon
It's more of an SUV.
joe rogan
Here we go.
Look at that, Jamie.
Here you go.
Yeah, now we're talking.
brendan schaub
The Durango kept dodging flow.
joe rogan
Full engine.
That's what you need, Jamie.
You need a goddamn V8.
You're going to come in here with a fucking hairy chest?
unidentified
Fuck you, dude.
joe rogan
Goddamn American.
Yeah.
That's what you need.
That's it.
Forget the Cadillac.
We're on to this now.
unidentified
We're on to this.
joe rogan
We're on to this.
Oil Prices and Gas Costs 00:03:16
unidentified
That's what you need.
jamie vernon
I wasn't.
This is awesome.
People love these.
This is a robbery car, the Trackhawk.
That's why I'm off of that.
unidentified
Trackhawks are great, dude.
joe rogan
What do you mean, people steal them?
jamie vernon
There's not that many of them yet, and people are after them.
joe rogan
How about you get a Hennessy?
Tell them to leave the badges off.
brendan schaub
Hennessys are so fucked up.
joe rogan
Just have Hennessy do it and leave the badges off.
unidentified
Bro, did you see that?
joe rogan
So it just looks like a regular one, a sleeper.
jamie vernon
I'd just be worried the whole time.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
brendan schaub
What world are you living in?
Dude, did you see Hennessy did a Super Duty?
Hennessy finally did a Ford Super Duty?
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Fuck, I love it.
joe rogan
Hennessy does dope shit, dude.
They dope Mustangs.
They do dope Cadillacs.
They take the Black Wing and See, that's why with Tubi, it was like, let's see how these four episodes go.
Do you know John?
brendan schaub
Me and him had a conversation.
joe rogan
You should do a show with him.
unidentified
That's what I was saying.
brendan schaub
I want to do a show with him.
I want to go to Gunther.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
But John's great.
He's up the fucking road.
joe rogan
He's great.
I can connect you with him.
unidentified
He's a good dude.
joe rogan
He's a friend of mine.
brendan schaub
Me and him had a combo because when I was building my rap to get to 1400 horsepower, I called him.
joe rogan
Well, I'll hook you up with Gunther too.
Yeah.
They're great.
Peter's very cool too.
jamie vernon
The Durango smokes his track hawk.
joe rogan
Yeah, dude.
Oh, the Durango with the Hellcat?
jamie vernon
He's starting a little faster if he smokes them.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
jamie vernon
And that's probably not a Hennessy one.
joe rogan
Well, it doesn't matter.
I mean, they put a Hellcat in one of those fucking things.
You're dealing with insane horsepower.
It's so much horsepower.
brendan schaub
They're awesome, Jamie.
joe rogan
And it's the red ones, though.
brendan schaub
The red interior, it's fucking awesome.
joe rogan
Well, we're salespeople.
We're selling Dodge.
jamie vernon
No, that actually might have been the Trackhawk on the right.
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
Whichever one it was.
brendan schaub
Either way, pick your Porsche.
Just fucking get one.
joe rogan
I would 100% drive one of those.
100%.
unidentified
Fuck yeah, you are.
joe rogan
I might get one, too, if you get one.
Shit.
unidentified
Let's get three.
jamie vernon
Recharge it.
joe rogan
Let's go.
unidentified
Charge it.
joe rogan
How dare you?
You son of a bitch.
You know what, man?
He's not wrong, though, with the way gas prices are.
I talked to Tim Dillon today.
I was on the phone with him when I was in the studio.
He told me that gas is $7.90 a gallon in L.A. right now.
brendan schaub
And that's down from what it was.
I was out there a month shooting a commercial, and it was up to $8.40 something.
joe rogan
Here's what I don't understand Are we getting oil from Iran?
unidentified
No.
jamie vernon
That's what it was.
Maybe 3% or 4% was from Iran.
unidentified
So.
joe rogan
Fucking us in the ass.
brendan schaub
Yeah, they just know.
Oh, Americans know if we go to war, we can increase the gas price.
So we all just go along with it.
joe rogan
Is that real?
Or is it global prices went up because some of the gas can't get to where it needs to go?
And so they need to make that money.
So they just fuck you.
Isn't it funny?
Like they're like, we're going to make money no matter what.
The American people are going to lose money.
So we make the same amount of money.
brendan schaub
And also, fuck you.
joe rogan
You need oil.
brendan schaub
My whole thing is even like when we go to war, people are like, yeah, they're just doing it for money.
It's like, how much fucking money do they need?
They're all rich anyway.
joe rogan
American gas prices are rising mainly because crude oil has become more expensive due to the war with Iran and disruptions in global oil supply, plus normal seasons and cost factors in refining, distribution, and taxes.
Biggest driver, crude oil in the Iran war.
But what if we got all our oil from America?
brendan schaub
Which we can do.
joe rogan
Well, if we did that, why would oil go up?
brendan schaub
Because look, American oil prices are tied to the global oil market.
jamie vernon
They just start selling it.
joe rogan
That's stupid.
jamie vernon
The market.
Global Oil Market Manipulation 00:06:09
joe rogan
Yeah, besides.
They're a bunch of crooks.
They're a bunch of crooks.
We should have a national oil company and only sell in America.
Keep it in house.
So no matter what.
jamie vernon
Right there.
joe rogan
Foul shit we do outside the world.
jamie vernon
Companies can still sell wherever they want.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Even though the U.S. is the world's largest oil producer, companies can sell oil on the global market to whoever pays the highest price.
unidentified
And it fucks us.
joe rogan
High world prices still translate into high domestic gas prices.
Hey, Mr. President, please fix that.
brendan schaub
Fucking tax him.
joe rogan
I don't know if he can do that.
They'll kill him.
They tried to kill him three times already.
You try to fuck with that oil money.
All of a sudden, President JD is crying on TV.
unidentified
JD.
joe rogan
I'm going to miss Donald.
I'm going to miss Donald.
He was a great mentor to me, and though I didn't always agree with everything he said, and I wish he didn't post that picture of him as Jesus.
I, dude, what the fuck are you doing?
brendan schaub
Hey, you know what's crazy to me?
There's been like three legit assassination attempts, and it's in the news two, three days, and we're just like, yeah, it's crazy, and we move on.
joe rogan
Well, there was another one that barely made the news where a guy showed up and tried to attack JD.
You remember that guy?
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
Yeah, see?
unidentified
I know.
joe rogan
This guy showed up, I think it was at the White House.
I think some guy showed up at the White House.
You see this guy who just got killed or got shot in Cambridge?
So, this guy, he had a shootout with the cops three years ago, went to jail for three years, got out, and was walking down the street in Cambridge, just unloading his gun on passers by.
Yeah, just shooting random people on the street.
This guy had gotten a shootout with the cops and only did three years.
brendan schaub
That's insane, dude.
joe rogan
He got a shootout with the cops.
I think 20 bullets were exchanged.
And he only did three years.
brendan schaub
Bro, here's the other problem I saw they took a.
Again, whoever's doing these polls, you gotta be an idiot to get stopped on the street and do the polls.
This is wild.
joe rogan
He's just walking on the street shooting at cars.
Bro, by the way, I'm running that guy over.
brendan schaub
Oh, a thousand percent.
joe rogan
Especially for my Toyota, my Land Cruiser, where I know it's not gonna mess up my car.
brendan schaub
That's insane.
joe rogan
Meanwhile, if I was in Cambridge, though, I'd probably go to jail for life.
brendan schaub
100% you're fucked.
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
For defending the public.
But I saw a survey that said one in four Americans think the assassination temps on the president are fake.
joe rogan
I wonder what percentage think the world's flat.
brendan schaub
One in four.
joe rogan
Yeah, the people that thought that the Butler, Pennsylvania one was staged don't know anything about guns.
That's a fact.
I don't know anybody who knows anything about guns that thinks that the president would let some guy nick his ear with a bullet.
brendan schaub
So dumb.
So dumb.
joe rogan
That is, and the guy behind him, the firefighter who lost his life, that guy got shot by a bullet that was intended for Trump.
And then there's a photo of a bullet whizzing by his face.
Anybody that thinks that that's staged is out of their fucking mind.
brendan schaub
Or the guy at the correspondence dinner who rushed in.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
They think that's fake.
And it's like, hold on.
So you think this guy who's a teacher, educated, clearly kind of had his shit together through his life?
joe rogan
Well, Tim Burchett, who I had on the podcast, the congressman, he thinks that guy was like some sort of an MKUltra type deal.
And he says he thinks they still do that.
He thinks someone's still doing it.
brendan schaub
I've always thought that.
I'm not trying to steal it.
I'm sure he has way better points than me, but.
If they did MKUltra all those years ago, when you go through the list of Charles Mance and the Unabomber, you think it stopped?
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
And you don't think they've gotten better with it?
joe rogan
Exactly.
brendan schaub
So you just think they're like, okay, the public knows we're going to shut this down.
No, dude.
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
They just expand.
It gets better and better and better.
joe rogan
For sure, they're still doing that.
And that could have been Thomas Crooks, too.
The guy who tried to shoot Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania.
unidentified
Yep.
joe rogan
That one was weird as fuck.
That one's so weird because that guy's house was professionally scrubbed.
He didn't even have silverware there.
He had no online activity.
He had no social media.
BlackRock ties.
brendan schaub
Have you heard anything about him?
joe rogan
Nope.
Gone.
brendan schaub
How weird is that, dude?
joe rogan
Vanished like Kyle Sherman.
What about the Charlie Kirk guy?
unidentified
What about the guy who killed Troy?
Right.
joe rogan
We haven't heard one interview with him.
brendan schaub
Is that not weird, dude?
unidentified
Super weird.
joe rogan
Nearly one third of Americans, 30%, believe that at least one of the three attempts on Donald Trump's life over the last two years were staged.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
For each attempted assassination, a majority of Americans said either that it was staged or that they were not sure.
54% said they either thought it was staged or not sure.
brendan schaub
And that's the problem.
joe rogan
Only 38% of Americans believe all three assassination attempts were authentic.
This is TikTok.
It's fucking rotting their brains.
brendan schaub
That's the fucking problem.
joe rogan
Rotting their fucking brains out from inside their heads.
unidentified
I know.
brendan schaub
It's not good, dude.
joe rogan
Meanwhile, you go on Chinese TikTok, it's all like traditional dance and martial arts.
They built it.
Science projects.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
It shuts down for kids after 10 p.m.
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
And like Americans, have fun.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
They rot your brains.
joe rogan
They're doing such a great job.
brendan schaub
Crush it.
joe rogan
And then they sold it, right?
So they sold it to that American company, and they're just going to continue doing what the Chinese did and make the most amount of money, which is rotting people's brains out.
brendan schaub
Don't give a fuck.
joe rogan
Wouldn't it be dope if this American company that bought it said, Hey, there's clearly a problem with how things are emphasized and what your algorithm shows you.
And what we're going to do is promote exceptional people doing exceptional things.
brendan schaub
Don't you think they would get more users?
Because as a dad, I'd be like, Okay, you guys can have TikTok.
There's some rules there, it's an educational thing.
Now, not a fucking chance, dude.
joe rogan
No, it wouldn't get more.
It would go right over to Instagram.
Instagram's all assassination.
brendan schaub
What if they did across the board?
joe rogan
You would have to have no one cross that picket line, and they all would because people are addicted to watching fucked up street fights and crazy things now.
Like, my algorithm is all like people fighting in parking lots, and there's so much of that.
brendan schaub
Man, mine's just trucks, cars, and fucking fights.
joe rogan
On Instagram?
TikTok Rules for Kids 00:08:10
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
So, my problem is me and Segura every day send each other the worst thing we find online.
brendan schaub
I don't want to start my day like that.
joe rogan
I don't either.
I don't either, but it's too late.
But that's the only time I'm going to Instagram now.
The only time, then I'll check my YouTube channel.
unidentified
You've kind of gotten off of it, right?
joe rogan
Yeah.
This is so much better.
It feels so much better.
I go in occasionally and check Twitter to see what the news is, like what's trending, what's happening.
brendan schaub
But you're not like reading the comments and all this.
joe rogan
No, no, no.
And I don't even go into the newsfeed because I used to go into the newsfeed, but I find things about me all the time.
Like, I don't want to hear what a douchebag I am.
brendan schaub
That's about it.
joe rogan
Like, come on.
I'm not here for that.
unidentified
I know.
It sucks.
joe rogan
So I can't avoid people getting mad at me or even saying nice things about me.
I don't want to read that.
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
I think.
What's better is I go to the trending stuff and find out what the news is.
So then I'll click on, like, what the fuck is going on?
And I'll check that out.
Like, that's how I found out about this guy with a gun.
brendan schaub
And you feel so much better, right?
joe rogan
Way better.
But I'm also more often than not now not going there for my news.
And I've kind of curated my Google news feed.
unidentified
Smart.
joe rogan
To be much more interesting.
Like, I get more stories and it'll show me stories from X.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
So then I can decide whether or not I want to actually open up X to read the story.
brendan schaub
And did you stop drinking too?
joe rogan
I did, and then I went back.
brendan schaub
I'm back.
How back are you?
joe rogan
Not back crazy, but I'll have a couple of drinks every now and then.
I haven't gotten drunk since I've been back.
brendan schaub
Dude, I've been out of a job for over two years now.
joe rogan
That's not.
brendan schaub
Almost three.
joe rogan
Feel good?
brendan schaub
Feel great.
Never been in better shape.
unidentified
Yeah, it's.
brendan schaub
I feel fucking awesome.
joe rogan
It's definitely better for you.
But I do like a glass of wine or two at dinner, and I do like a drink or two with the boys when we're at the club every now and then.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
But I just, I was doing it too much.
brendan schaub
Me too.
joe rogan
And then I recognized, and so I stopped.
brendan schaub
Yeah, just, it wasn't benefiting me.
And then also, you know, I have an addictive personality.
Like, if I do something, I got to be all in.
Like, on cars, like, literally one day I woke up, I'm like, I don't need 11 cars.
And half of them are trucks, and they're all the same.
You know, it's just like when I get into something, I get so into it.
But as I'm getting older, I'm getting better at checking myself.
joe rogan
Good.
It's good.
Getting better at that is very important to managing your life.
It's really important.
brendan schaub
It's growing up.
joe rogan
Well, it's also just realizing that there are some addictions that are just not beneficial at all, and then other ones that are really beneficial.
So just get addicted to doing things that are good for you.
unidentified
Yeah.
Facts.
joe rogan
You know, but that's the problem is that a lot of people can't regulate their addictions well, they're just not good at it.
And so.
They just get caught up, and you know, it could be anything.
Oh, you know, yeah, to preach that's me, yeah, but it's also that same thing is what causes people to get good at stuff, correct?
Which is weird, you know, like if you show me a dude who can't get addicted to anything, like not there's not one thing that is taking up too much of your time, I probably can't hang out, correct?
And it's not good, yeah, not good, yeah, because that same obsession is what led me to the UFC or football, exactly, exactly, like being all in on something, I think, is uh, where.
That's where obsession can lead.
The scary one for me, I think, not for me personally, but when I see it is gambling.
Super scary.
Because I see people that are really rich, not just Dana, but other people that I know that are really rich that gamble big numbers.
And it freaks me out like big poker games and crazy amounts of money they gamble on stuff.
And I was like, I don't like that.
brendan schaub
But you get your rocks off in other ways.
I think for those like super rich people, like that's kind of like they can buy any car, they can buy any house or go on a trip.
In order to get their rocks off, that's how they do it.
joe rogan
Yeah, but it has to be a big number for them to feel it.
brendan schaub
The juice has to be so high.
joe rogan
If they bet $100 on something, they don't even know it.
That doesn't mean they might not even cash that ticket.
They don't feel it.
brendan schaub
You know how you and I are similar with obsession?
Do your kiddos have that?
Do you see it in any way?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
Super driven, but it's very positive.
Kids imitate the atmosphere that they grow up in.
And if your parents have a hard work ethic and they're disciplined and they're kind, generally speaking, that's how your kids come out.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
I think that.
You want to see shitty kids?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
I generally, genuinely think that it's at least part of it is from the parents.
brendan schaub
Dude, I coach my son's baseball and football teams.
The crazy parents I deal with, buddy, dude.
And I try to talk to the dads because most of them respect me.
So I'll go, hey, can I give you some advice, man?
You got to back off, dude.
joe rogan
But they can't.
They can't.
unidentified
They can't.
joe rogan
They'd have to change who they are.
brendan schaub
And I tell them, I'm like, I'm trying to help you out here.
You love baseball, whatever.
You love football.
Your son has told me he wants to quit.
Now, the reason he wants to quit is because you've made it not fun.
He used to love this game.
When I first got here, nothing he loved more than football.
Now he wants to quit because you've made it a job for him.
You fucked up, dude.
And who's it going to affect?
A, it's going to suck for him because he likes football.
You're not going to be able to watch your kid play football, dude.
Because you decide to make it not fun.
joe rogan
If you do that, you're going to fuck up your relationship with your kid.
unidentified
Facts.
joe rogan
I don't.
I don't force my kids into doing it, other than they have to go to school.
I don't force my kids into doing anything they don't want to do.
If they're not interested in it, you don't have to do it.
But find something you are interested in.
brendan schaub
That's my thing.
Whatever you're into, let's ride.
I don't give a fuck what it is.
joe rogan
Just so happens it's baseball, football.
Cool, let's ride, man.
Yeah, but you're going to do it.
You're going to do it.
brendan schaub
Brother, and now it's worse because, especially on base, right?
It's like it's a business now.
It's over a billion dollar business.
So now it's like there's these travel ball.
When I was a kid, you have to be really fucking good.
Well, now every parent wants to say their kids travel ball.
So there's the majors and there's two teams of the majors.
There's three AAA, three AA, three single A.
I just want my, I don't need the best 10 year old.
I just want him playing.
So I don't give up.
He made the majors team.
I don't give a fuck.
It's majors, AAA, rec.
We're playing wherever.
unidentified
Have fun.
brendan schaub
Have fun and get and apply yourself to something and apply yourself.
I don't give a whether what level we're at, we'll play it all.
And some of the parents, I'll come back from a tournament, like, oh, you played double A. I'm like, yeah, it's baseball.
Man, you think he can only play majors, so what I can sit around the cool with a water cooler and brag to you guys.
joe rogan
I don't know, it's kind of crazy that people like talk down about a kid who's not playing as good as other kids.
Oh, it's like, what do you but you know, that's the it's like stage moms.
You know, there's a thing like that with actors.
brendan schaub
To your point, their identity is tied up in it.
But what they don't realize is they're fucking it all up.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
brendan schaub
It's all going to get fucked up.
joe rogan
I've seen that with a lot of young actors where their parents were like super involved in their career and then the kid just did not want to do it anymore.
And generally, I've seen it a few times, and one of them that I know really well where the parents stole money from the kid.
unidentified
Fuck, dude.
joe rogan
Yeah, he stole like $6 million.
Jesus.
I'll tell you who it is after the show.
brendan schaub
That's terrible.
joe rogan
Oh, it's awful.
It's awful.
It's like devastating to find out.
But it's like that's what they're doing.
They're using the kid as a piggy bank.
They quit working.
They relied entirely on their kid and the kid's acting.
brendan schaub
See, what's the pressure on the kid?
Oh, I got to afford all this so we can fucking live.
And I'm nine.
joe rogan
Not only that, but then, you know, the kid starts feeling like, hey, this is my fucking money.
unidentified
Yeah, I'm hell.
joe rogan
Yeah.
You can't call me.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
I can't have cereal.
unidentified
Go fuck yourself.
He's the boss.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I mean, he had problems with it too.
They all have problems with it.
And then on top of that, it's just super unhealthy for your kid to get famous when they're 10.
unidentified
Horrible, man.
joe rogan
Also for pretending.
unidentified
Horrible.
joe rogan
You're famous for pretending?
That's what?
How's that going to affect your personality, dude?
BMW M5 Grill Design 00:08:30
joe rogan
Yeah.
Well, there's a lot of parents out there, man, that just don't understand you're developing a human being.
And one of the reasons they don't understand is they're not developed well.
unidentified
Correct.
joe rogan
They're fucking nuts.
brendan schaub
Or the biggest problem is usually the parents who never played.
Right.
And they're like, man, they'll see just a glimpse that their son has some talent and then they're the worst.
joe rogan
Did your kid into cars?
brendan schaub
Yeah, big time.
joe rogan
Oh, that's nice.
brendan schaub
Big time.
joe rogan
You gotta teach them how to drive so they don't do something stupid when they get old.
brendan schaub
That's what I tell them all the time.
All the fucking time.
joe rogan
Yeah, don't do it.
brendan schaub
Oh, no, they're gonna learn how to drive a manual.
It's the easiest way to your car.
Jamie, you wanna make sure your car didn't get stolen?
Buy a manual.
The criminals these days don't have a manual.
joe rogan
Do you wanna drive one?
unidentified
Sure.
joe rogan
Oh, he's gonna burn that clutch.
Look at him.
jamie vernon
I haven't done it in a long time.
I could figure it out though on a black one.
joe rogan
Yeah, especially if you're only driving 10 miles a day.
brendan schaub
Perfect candidate.
jamie vernon
I just don't want to.
brendan schaub
That's disappointing.
Yeah, no, my kids know their shit.
unidentified
I mean,.
jamie vernon
There's so many other cars in the world.
It doesn't have to be that one.
What do you like?
I'm not driving anywhere.
I know you like track-offs.
unidentified
I'm not driving on a race track.
joe rogan
Okay, okay, okay.
But let's just put all that aside.
What cars do you look at and go, oh, I like that?
Or do you look at a car that you like and go, that's a target?
jamie vernon
No, if it's one I like, it ends up honestly being like an X6, somewhere in that range.
X5, X6, AMD, GLE.
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
Now we're talking.
unidentified
Yeah.
jamie vernon
Yeah, there's somewhere in there.
joe rogan
Those are good looking.
I'll tell you what, whoever made the new grills on the BMW should be dick slapped into the hospital.
unidentified
Like, he should.
joe rogan
Like, what the fuck did you do to one of the most iconic grills?
And they hit like the M4s.
Like, yeah.
What did you do?
brendan schaub
They're just trying to switch it up, you know, and they missed.
joe rogan
But they fucking let that go through.
brendan schaub
Bring that up, Jamin.
joe rogan
Bring that up.
The only one that looks good or looks decent is the 7 Series.
There's something about the proportions of the 7 Series with that big grill.
It doesn't bother me.
brendan schaub
That M2 is fucking tasty, too, though.
joe rogan
Okay, that's dope.
brendan schaub
Those things can cook.
unidentified
They didn't.
joe rogan
Get it goofy with the grills.
Yeah, come on with that.
jamie vernon
They've sort of fixed it as time's gone by, but it's still got a big gap like that.
joe rogan
Yeah, I don't like it.
The earlier ones were the grossest ones.
But look at that right there.
The lower.
I'm sorry.
That one's good, but the left one.
The white one.
The white one.
Yeah, that's it.
Look at that.
That's perfect.
That's perfect.
That's pretty good.
brendan schaub
Do you still have the M5?
joe rogan
No, but I do have the E46 M3.
Oh, yeah, those are cool.
The 2005?
That's fucking awesome.
That one's fucking great.
That is literally a perfect car.
That's a great car.
Like that one.
That one's gross.
That grill, the lower right one, the bronze colored one.
unidentified
Blech.
brendan schaub
Yeah, my brother has that new M2 manual, and that thing fucking cool.
joe rogan
M2s are amazing.
Those are amazing.
BMW, to their credit, is still making manual transmissions.
jamie vernon
Oh, it's a little better.
joe rogan
Do they make a manual in the M5?
They don't, right?
brendan schaub
I don't think so.
joe rogan
I think the M5 is only.
Does it make a manual?
brendan schaub
The M5s are so heavy now.
That's their issue.
jamie vernon
Manual's not the first thing coming up.
joe rogan
Yeah, I don't think they make it a manual transmission anymore.
See if it says manual transmission.
jamie vernon
That one's automatic.
joe rogan
Yeah, I think they make the M4 manual.
Yeah.
Oh, six speed.
But that's the E60 V10.
That's an old one.
Those are dope.
brendan schaub
The V10s are cool.
joe rogan
V10s sound amazing.
Yeah, they sound amazing.
My E46 is not that fast.
There it is.
That's old.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
So, those are the last ones they made in the manual.
But my E46 is small.
unidentified
It's.
brendan schaub
That's what you want.
joe rogan
It doesn't weigh a lot.
It handles really good.
It's got hydraulic steering, manual transmission.
And, you know, it's a Dynan, so it has a supercharger on it.
So, it's a little faster, so it's like 400 something horsepower.
brendan schaub
Monster.
joe rogan
Dude, it's just fun.
It just.
You feel it while you're driving it.
brendan schaub
And they look fucking awesome.
jamie vernon
There was something weird in it I was trying to track that said that they got two of them that were.
Unless there's only two vehicles here.
joe rogan
What does it say?
jamie vernon
It might be just not an American thing.
joe rogan
Does that make sense?
No, those are old.
unidentified
No, I know.
jamie vernon
I'll show you what I saw.
joe rogan
Oh, so put in 2026 BMW M5 manual.
jamie vernon
I just saw that.
We got two versions of the BMW M5 with a manual that the rest of the world missed out on.
That's what I saw and was clicking on.
joe rogan
When does that, though?
If you click on it, it's 2025.
Right, but I think they're talking about old cars.
I think they're doing a history.
unidentified
BMW still has.
joe rogan
Because it says two versions, they're talking about older cars.
brendan schaub
BMW still has great interiors, too.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
brendan schaub
Some manufacturers still fucking do it right.
joe rogan
BMW does it right.
They're really good.
It's a solid car.
And the new M5, even if it isn't a manual, is a fucking screamer of a car.
brendan schaub
They're monsters.
joe rogan
Yeah, but they have to make them hybrids now.
unidentified
I know.
joe rogan
Because of all the fucking, all the environmental issues.
brendan schaub
Did you see Trump got rid of the engine start?
You know how when you stop?
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
brendan schaub
He got rid of that.
joe rogan
That's good.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
That's, I don't like that.
brendan schaub
Drives me nuts.
joe rogan
And I don't like that.
And some cars I have to press the don't do that at every red light.
unidentified
Don't do that.
I hate it.
joe rogan
Don't do that.
unidentified
Hate it.
Hate it.
It drives me fucking nuts.
Stupid.
joe rogan
You're not saving anything.
All you're doing is cooking my starter.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Because the starter's got to start.
brendan schaub
How crazy that Trump was like, I'm getting rid of that.
It's so annoying.
jamie vernon
How crazy that Trump was like, I'm getting rid of that.
unidentified
It's so annoying.
jamie vernon
Parking next to one of these.
unidentified
Ooh.
jamie vernon
Is that a Maserati?
unidentified
Yeah, it's sick.
Ooh.
brendan schaub
Boy, those are cool in person, they're really nice.
joe rogan
Yeah, oh, that's a beautiful car.
Why don't you get one of them, Jimmy?
jamie vernon
Well, uh, what's up?
unidentified
I don't know.
brendan schaub
He's worried about the attention.
jamie vernon
I just had a tire problem.
I didn't go that far.
Those Model S tires just like fell apart after 10,000 miles.
joe rogan
I know that was weird.
The way your tires fell apart was weird, it didn't make any sense because he said he had a flat tire and then he got to look at it and it's like there's the wires around, he'd worn down the tread.
At 10,000 miles.
brendan schaub
Well, that's the problem with electric cars because they're so heavy, so you're going through tires faster.
joe rogan
But I didn't think it would be that fast.
brendan schaub
10,000 miles is crazy.
Jamie might be driving like a maniac.
joe rogan
I bet he is.
Yeah, it's going so fast.
brendan schaub
The wire, dude?
You know how ratchet you got to be to wear down to the wire?
joe rogan
I think it's the weight.
brendan schaub
Yeah, it's the weight.
joe rogan
Because we looked it up and it was like 15,000 miles.
So he's just a little bit more lead foot.
brendan schaub
Heavy foot.
joe rogan
A little more lead foot.
Lead foot, Jamie.
brendan schaub
Just a sign to get out of the league.
joe rogan
As he gets older, we're still calling him lead foot, Jamie.
jamie vernon
These are dope.
Austin Martins are dope.
joe rogan
Fuck yeah, man.
Now we're talking about this.
jamie vernon
Come on, Jamie.
brendan schaub
You know some good shit, dude.
jamie vernon
I just don't like Blackwing, Cadillac.
joe rogan
Okay.
Okay, you don't like Cadillac.
unidentified
Okay.
brendan schaub
Aston Martin's fine.
That's fucking awesome.
joe rogan
It's fine.
Everybody has different tastes.
That's fine.
As long as you like that.
You like something.
brendan schaub
Dude, I'll go on Facebook Marketplace for you.
We'll get you a track hawks.
We'll get you an Aston Martin.
joe rogan
He's got to get something.
We've got to get him something fun.
brendan schaub
Let's know the budget, dude.
unidentified
We'll get something.
joe rogan
He seems a little hesitant.
brendan schaub
But he does seem open to it.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Well, you drove race cars before around the track.
jamie vernon
That's fun.
I do that all the time.
brendan schaub
But you could buy a car that you can drive your own.
joe rogan
We're going to have a studio at the track.
jamie vernon
More fun to not drive your own race car.
brendan schaub
That's true.
joe rogan
You don't worry about fucking it up.
That's a good point.
So your show's on 2B.
brendan schaub
Show's on 2B.
Gearhead's Gun Wild.
There's four episodes.
joe rogan
And are you releasing new ones?
brendan schaub
You can binge watch all four of them right now.
And then if the four do well, they're going to order a bunch more.
And that's where I do Hennessy, Gunworks.
I got some big ones.
joe rogan
How long are each show?
brendan schaub
I think they're like 28 minutes each.
Yeah.
joe rogan
Okay, cool.
And it's Gearhead's Gone Wild.
brendan schaub
Yes, sir.
unidentified
On Tubi.
joe rogan
Yep.
This might be the first time I ever go to Tubi.
I've never been to Tubi.
brendan schaub
Please do, buddy.
joe rogan
I only heard about it like a year ago.
brendan schaub
I just found out about it three months ago.
joe rogan
I just can't believe it is that many fucking.
brendan schaub
When they're like, we got a buyer in Tubi, I'm like, okay, let's fucking do it.
They've been awesome.
joe rogan
That's great.
brendan schaub
It's easy to watch.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Well, someone's going to be watching it.
There's that many people.
But it sounds awesome, dude.
unidentified
That's fine.
joe rogan
I'm glad you're doing something that you enjoy.
brendan schaub
Yeah, definitely.
It's our shit.
unidentified
All right, brother.
brendan schaub
You love it, man.
unidentified
Thanks for having us, brother.
I love you.
brendan schaub
Thank you.
unidentified
Thank you.
joe rogan
All right.
Goodbye, everybody.
unidentified
See you.
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