The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2487 - Action Bronson

April 22, 2026 - The Joe Rogan Experience

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Joe Rogan Experience #2487 - Action Bronson

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Action Bronson and Joe Rogan explore ancient mysteries, from a carved mammoth tooth to LIDAR scans of Mount Ararat suggesting Noah's Ark. They debate Neanderthal origins, the biblical burning bush as a DMT-rich acacia, and pyramid-like structures in the Amazon and beneath Giza. The conversation shifts to modern issues, including a proposed UK smoking ban for post-2008 births, NYC's garbage crisis, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani's policies. They analyze brutal MMA fights involving Hamza Chimaev and Carlos Ulberg, discuss conspiracy theories about silenced figures like John Podesta, and reflect on the broader implications of government overreach versus human resilience in an age of AI and extraterrestrial speculation. [Automatically generated summary]
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Woolly Mammoth Tooth 00:14:47
unidentified		Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
		The Joe Rogan Experience.
		Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That wouldn't bring a smile to my face.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, at all the weird shit that someone's given me, that's at the top.
		Well, I got this.
		This is a woolly mammoth tooth that my friend John gave me.
unidentified		That's crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A woolly mammoth tooth with a woolly mammoth carved into it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's craziness.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy, right?
		That tooth's probably 10,000 years old.
		No bullshit.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But the balls to carve into it, too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I know.
		I would never.
		I mean, it's beautiful.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's gorgeous.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The guy did it.
		He nailed it.
		I mean, it's a beautiful little elephant there.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's fucking unbelievable.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But I would never carve into one of these things.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It almost looks like an alligator gar from the side, like a little alligator jaw.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It does a lot.
unidentified		Right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The thing about these teeth, though, is they find so many of them that they don't think of them as precious.
		So you're allowed to do stuff with them.
		Like, you could buy a knife.
		With a woolly mammoth handle.
		Like, this is a piece of woolly mammoth that they make for a gun.
		So, you could put that on a 1911.
		It's a handle made out of woolly mammoth teeth.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You just have a neck.
		This is an extra handle.
		Is this this handle?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's the pistol handle.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Or this handle.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's the pistol handle.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's the pistol handle.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And this is a piece.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You could make a good handle for this one, too, like the front one for fucking.
unidentified		Okay.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		If you're holding a sick ass thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Sick ass thing, yeah.
		Yeah, I definitely could do that, too.
		I mean, they basically could make anything they want out of it, they make folding knives out of it.
		Jamie has a folding knife out of it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Can you make piano keys out of it?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, you definitely could.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Wooly mammoth piano keys.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They use it for.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Wooly mammoth woolletzer?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You could, right?
		You definitely could.
		If you could use ivory, you could use wooly mammoth ivory.
		Because they use it in pool queues.
		This is a tooth, too.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I used to have my own pool queue.
		Unscrewed it.
		I used to come to the fucking pool hall, unscrew the fucking thing, and get nuts with it.
		Having a pool, like having a pool cue is, you're a different level of human being when you're walking around with that.
		You're not playing games.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're not playing games.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You're there to play games, but you're not playing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a very serious thing.
		It's a cool thing.
		You show up with your own cue, like in The Hustler.
		The guy shows up with a leather satchel.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's the best thing you guys ever.
unidentified		Come on.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That satchel alone.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's male accessories.
unidentified		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I love a good male accessory.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like we don't have a lot.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		We have a knife.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Knife always looks good on the side.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		A gun.
unidentified		Watch.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Watch.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Watch the good male.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's like the most acceptable male jewelry.
unidentified		For sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Don't you think?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Watches.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't want no one with a nose ring.
		I don't want to pull up a bit with this one.
		Or like the Brahma Bull nose ring.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You could pull off gold chains and diamonds and shit because you're a rapper.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, no, I'm not.
		No one knows me as that.
		You are a blue collar guy.
		I don't even look good with jewelry on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I look silly.
		I do too.
		I feel stupid.
		I never wear a chain.
		I feel stupid.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't own a chain.
		I had a chain back in the day.
		It had a little miniature Tasmanian devil piece.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That was the tattoo everybody in high school got.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Taz was the first.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I want one now.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Taz with boxing gloves.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, for sure.
		Boxing gloves with the child's name.
		I have that on my.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, my friend Kenny got that.
		It was his first tattoo when we were in high school.
		Taz being a devil with a boxing glove.
		We were all like, sick.
		Because we were like 16.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Taz was still to this day.
		Like that and barbed wire.
		If you had barbed wire and Taz.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dudes went so far with barbed wire, they got barbed wire around their ankle, which is a big mistake.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It was Pamela Anderson with the ball.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Remember that one?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She had it on.
		Didn't she have it on her ankle?
		Oh, she had it on her arm.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		On the arm.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		In that movie.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A lot of dudes had it on the arm.
		Fairly okay.
		It's kind of a bad decision, but it's okay.
unidentified		Bad decision.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But on the ankle?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Any type of ankle accessory, jewelry, other than like a surveillance.
		It really, for me, it doesn't work.
		My ankle's way too Balkan.
		It's a thick ass ankle.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know, it doesn't hold jewelry well.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No ankle does.
		No male ankle holds jewelry well.
		I mean, I don't believe in it.
		Listen, I'm not telling you what to do.
		If you're a guy who likes beads on your ankle, feel free.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		If I go to Club Med and come back with the braids and the ankle twist, you know, then it's like we're on vacation.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Even on vacation, ankle jewelry is odd for a man.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But, you know, people start acting different when they go on vacation.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I have friends that wear different outfits, shorts get shorter, shirts get tighter.
unidentified		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Pieces of clothing just remove themselves.
unidentified		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's like wearing, I need to wear the Velcro pants to just rip them off.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Sometimes when you're on vacation, you just don't want to be yourself for a week.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I feel that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just relax.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Can I just cut this fucking tie off of me?
unidentified		Yeah, get that ass.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I also don't want an agenda.
unidentified		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to have, like, we're doing this, we're doing that.
		I just want that.
		Vacation is not to have a schedule.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think the schedule should be around eating.
unidentified		Oh.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's what I believe.
		That's my feeling is like cool ancient.
		Things like if you're in a cool place like Athens, you know, you definitely got to go see some cool ancient shit.
		But get the good grub, speaking my language now, find the spots.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I was eating some rare scampi right in front of the Pantheon.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you know, like there was a beautiful restaurant known for scampi right there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Wow, wow, that's phenomenal.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I was just recently in Mexico City at Teotihuacan.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I want to go there.
		I was in Mexico City only once for the UFC, but it was in and out, it was one day, you know, two days.
		Mexico City is a dope spot, man.
		I don't go places Russian, but there's a lot of.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's New York.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's kind of like Mexican New York, but bigger.
unidentified		It is.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's all shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But bigger.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bigger than New York, right?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		There's like 10 million people that live in the place they told us not to go to.
		Yeah, they told you, listen, I was like, what the fuck is this massive area here?
		He's like, yo, don't go there.
		But 10 million people live there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What is the population of Mexico City?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And I was getting that good lung capacity.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I was working out up there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's like, I think that's really high above sea level.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It is 10,000.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Is it 10?
		Mexico City's 10?
		Boy, what an advantage you would have if you lived up there.
		And then you go down to sea level, you could fuck everybody up.
		Your cardio would be off the charts.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I couldn't believe myself.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's real now.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I was just doing normal things.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I wasn't even working there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right, exactly.
		You just feel like you've got more blood in you because you do.
		Whoa!
		Load a mid 20 million people, depending on how you define its boundaries.
unidentified		Wow.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's also unknown.
		There's no census that I. Right.
		It's also very.
		It's lots of shanty situations as well.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, of course.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Where?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		At Tihuacan?
unidentified		No.
		What?
		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		A shooting.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I did see something like a ghost, just a crazy person, right?
unidentified		Shit.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I believe so, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Tihuacan, a popular tourist archaeological site outside of Mexico City.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's where you're not allowed to go.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's the Sun Temple.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're not allowed to walk there?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You're not allowed to walk that way.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like what they're doing?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Just to that area, and then you can't go up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And so this guy just started shooting people?
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, wait, you can't go there.
		He's fucking elevated.
		Yeah, that's the Sun Temple.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		He's there with the gun, and there's a bunch of people, like, laying down on the ground that were, like, Oh, Jesus Christ.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		He's like shooting right at him.
unidentified		This is crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He said something to them, too.
		I saw something on Google this morning.
		He said something to them.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That motherfucker was hopping on one leg.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Did you see the hopping?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, fuck.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Jesus Christ.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I didn't see that he was.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just going to go check out some cool buildings and someone shoots your fucking Achilles tendon off?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, that's one of the worst injuries you could probably sustain an Achilles injury.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Especially with a gunshot.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How many people died?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I think one.
		Seven people were shot.
		One fatally shot.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The story of that area, that place, is so insane.
		I went down this long rabbit hole because I'd read something that the Aztecs didn't build that and that they found it there.
		And they called it the place where gods were born.
		And so then I went into this deep dive on the Aztec people and whoever was there before them.
		It's a total unknown.
		There's so much about that area, like the Olmecs.
		They don't, who the fuck were they?
		They don't know.
		They just got these giant stone heads that look like they're either Polynesian or African.
		They're fucking huge heads with a helmet on.
		And there's a bunch of them, and no one knows who made it.
		No one knows what language they spoke.
unidentified		It's crazy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's truly unbelievable.
		I know there's one native language that I worked in kitchens my whole life, so they would always joke with me that they were speaking Totonaka.
		And Totonaka is definitely like a tribe from down there, and it's these mythical curing people, like these, the healers.
		And we happen to actually, my wife knows Totonaka.
		A woman from the lineage of that family.
		It's all just crazy shit.
		But regardless of that, just the sheer fact of those buildings, I saw with my own eyes that that's not it.
		There's more underneath.
		That's not just, it's all surface area shit.
unidentified		Right, right, right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That stuff goes, it runs deep.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		There's like cities on top of cities on top.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They build them on old ones.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's just like you tile the floor.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You just leave that bullshit and you just tile right over it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, even when I was in Italy, we were in Ravello.
		And there's this beautiful church up there.
		You go for a little walk up the hill.
		There's a beautiful church, old church, like from the 1800s, but it's built on top of a church that's like a thousand years old.
		And there's a glass floor.
		You could see through to the bottom with the original ruins.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		The same thing in Mexico City.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They do that everywhere.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, these people making their pilgrimage where they crawl on the floor from fucking hundreds of miles away in Jesus' name just to get to the church.
unidentified		Oh, wow.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what that is.
		Some act of like.
		Some humbling act where they crawl from hundreds of miles away to the church and everyone comes.
		I don't know, millions of people come to this.
		It was fucking crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That would be a religious experience.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to hear that one.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It truly was.
		I was just in there, we caught sermon and I was getting fucking chills.
		Just from the way they spoke and the echo, the way that the acoustics in this room was.
unidentified		Wow.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It was meant to give you chills.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They know what they're doing.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified		They know what they're doing.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to go down the full Charlie Kirk rabbit hole, but I saw this video yesterday where he visited Jerusalem.
		And they were taking him to this place underground where they mapped it out and used archaeology to find out that, like, I believe this spot here where they're at, Jesus, I think, preached or something.
		It's all they found it underground and they just built the city on top of it, like you're just saying.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		There's all these phenomena, but that is a common thing.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, it's a common thing where they find this is where he was.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, no, I mean, it's a common thing where they take old sites and they just build the new sites on top of them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a really common thing.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's kind of it's fucked up, but it's also like paying homage, I guess, kind of like keeping the same vibe.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, well, it's just like rebuilding a house.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you want to keep some bones.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's good bones.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's like there's good bones there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		I don't think people probably had a really good sense of what history would mean 2,000 years later back then.
		You know what I mean?
		Like when they were doing all this shit.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They were busy.
		They were busy.
		They left all kinds of tchotchkes, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They left so many tchotchkes.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's crazy.
unidentified		It's true.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I feel stupid.
		Like, what am I?
		Like, I have to do the same thing with my time.
		I have to constantly be, I have to leave cool shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because they left cool shit.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Just because I feel it in me as well.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like, I get it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I get it.
		But when I went to the museum down there, you see all these things.
		It's like ornaments, like just literal tchotchkes.
unidentified		Uh huh.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Things you would see ornamentally placed by your grandmother on top of things or like on top of doily just for decorative purposes.
		But also everyday things and just everything meant something.
		Everything meant something to them and everything was done with intention.
		I don't think that this was all accidental for them.
		They knew, well, they knew who they were praising.
		All the little figurines for the fertile women were these women with big, humongous hips and asses and big breasts and stuff like that.
		These are the nurturing women.
		Then they showed the people who were supposed to be witch doctors.
		They fucking looked like witch doctors, all crazy, three skulls holding crazy fucking things.
unidentified		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like they determined my view or these views of who people are.
		You understand?
		Like status wise and species wise.
		Like, this is a barber.
		This is a this.
		And your idea of what that person looks like, a nurturing woman is known to be a voluptuous woman.
		Right.
		Their ideas were there already.
		They built all their little tchotchkes and their little statuettes that they represent these women very voluptuous.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It would have been interesting to see, to hear their version of the world.
		You know what I mean?
		Like, I wonder what they knew about the rest of the world.
		I wonder how much they knew.
		How much they knew about like Europe and Asia and how much they knew about Africa.
		Did they know anything about all that stuff?
		Like when they were existing, like whoever built Teotihuacan?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Teotihuacan.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Whoever built that, like how much did they know about the rest of the world?
		That's what's interesting because we don't really know.
		We assume that they were all isolated.
		But more and more as time goes on, they keep finding evidence of earlier and earlier seafaring people.
		Like I think they've pushed people in boats back to 60,000 years now.
		Let's see if that's true.
		Put that in perplexity.
		What is the oldest known use of boats?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Also, speaking of that, they think they found Noah's Ark scans.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		As long as there's been water, there's probably been something to float on it.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Noah's Ark scans.
unidentified		What?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		We brought that up before.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Mount Ararat in Turkey?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		But yeah, it's been going around Twitter the last couple of days.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I think they did some new scans and found some stuff underneath it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, shit.
		I want to see that.
		But what was the other question?
		The other question is the oldest boat.
		What do you guess?
		Take a guess.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Fucking, it's beyond my thought.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's like I don't even know a number.
Noah's Ark Scans 00:09:55
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		A number doesn't come to mind.
		Like, as long as there's been water, what the fuck does that mean?
		I don't even know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I wonder how long it took early man to figure out that trees float, and if you could figure out a tool.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Once they figured out tools, they must have started making stuff.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But when we see all these ancient, really like laser diagnostic fucking situations, they knew already.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they knew.
		That's different.
		That's different.
		Like Egypt, right?
		Archaic humans are crossing substantial sea channels long before our species Homo sapiens appeared on the record.
		Whoa.
		So, implying intentional crossings as far back as roughly 450,000 years ago.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You think about it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What the fuck?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Fucking polar bears and seals, they jump up on a little broken piece of ice and they float.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's a boat.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's a boat.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's what the polar bears are doing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're absolutely right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They put their hand in the water as a rudder and let's go this way.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Let's go that way.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they know what they're doing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They know how to tip them over, get the seals to pop off, slide.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's years of evolutionary knowledge.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		450,000 years is bananas, though.
		I thought it was like 60.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Well, further up, it said somewhere between 60 and 130,000, but this article here says it could be even more before that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, what was that most recent discovery of a human skull that backdates human beings, not necessarily Homo sapiens, but versions of humans back to a million years?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Was it Homo, not Homo Naledi?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It was a skull they had, but they did new testing or something.
unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And they said it's a million years old.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So I don't think it's us, but I think it's, the question is, it coexisted with us.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's about a million years old, is what it says.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So that might mean we're a million years old.
		You want to hear about some shit that I just read the other day that's nuts?
		You know how the thought is, That there's Neanderthals and that human beings bred with Neanderthals, and that's how the Neanderthal population went out.
		There's at least this one researcher who has a different opinion, and he was using genetics to point this out.
		He said that he believed that humans may have created Neanderthals, so that humans bred with an even older human species, and Neanderthal is the offspring of the humans, Homo sapiens, and whatever this older thing is.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It didn't create a superhuman though.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, Neanderthals are kind of a superhuman.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But mentally, they're known to be a little bit like Neanderthals, no?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a statement that people say.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'd like to know, is Neanderthal really an intelligence or is it dumb?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we don't really know.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm a fucking idiot.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like, I must be this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They had bigger brains than us though, which is weird.
		But that might have been to have better musculature, better coordination.
		They were way stronger than us.
		Huge.
		They weren't big.
		They were like 5'7, 5'8.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They're like bone structure, right?
unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They're built completely different than us.
		They would tear us apart.
		They would tear us apart the way a chimpanzee would tear you apart.
		They just rip your arms off.
		They're insanely strong.
		And their bones are much denser than ours.
		But it says the gap between genetics and archaeology leaves us with an unclear picture of where the Neanderthals originated.
		Calvinist Michael Marshall details a surprising new hypothesis that suggests they may have come from us.
		So this was the thing that I had read.
		Oh, you have to buy a.
		What is this?
		New Scientist?
		We should probably get a subscription for them anyway.
		We use them a lot.
		They got good shit on there.
		So I think the idea is that they keep finding these other versions of humans.
		Like they found this thing called the Denisovan.
		And then they found this other one.
		What do they call the big headed people?
unidentified		Which one's that?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They keep finding these.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They find bones.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		China is one of them.
		They found the big headed guy they found in China.
		They find them all over the world, man.
		They find these bones that are just weird.
		You've got to think of how few human bones are going to make it from people that are alive right now.
		So few of us are ever going to become fossils.
		So we're putting together a version of the history that's completely incomplete as far as the evidence is concerned.
		There's just not enough evidence of like bones.
		If we had like, look, if everybody who ever lived died and left their bones and then future people could study their bones forever, boy, we would know so much more.
		We would know so much more.
		There'd be bones everywhere, but we would know so much more about how things work.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Friends did something with them.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Fucking catacombs, put them underground, build some things, make it decorative.
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		Noah's Ark mystery deepens as a researcher blows the lid on a strange rock formation in Turkey.
		So, this rock formation is on Mount Ararat.
		That's what it looks like?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		This thing here in the middle.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and they said it's the same.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Wait a minute.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's not AI?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Is this all LIDAR?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		So, this is a picture.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, that's crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's the actual image?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I'll show you the other ones.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		God, that looks like what somebody would send me in a Facebook group chat.
		Where they found Noah's Ark.
		I'm like, right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This shit right here, if it's not AI, if it's AI, it should say it.
unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If it's not AI, God, it looks like a boat.
		So, look, I'm not a geologist or someone who's a landscape expert, but that's a very unusual feature.
		What are the odds that something looks exactly like a boat?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		So then underneath it, they scanned it.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		And then they're saying that these potentially are hallways or.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, that's the shape of a boat.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a fucking boat.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, so there's structure inside of it?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Well, the biggest issue is that this is on the side of a mountain.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		So that's not where the ocean is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, the Great Flood.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It's 6,500 feet above sea level, it says.
		So if you're going to go with the story of the flood, then you'd have to say that we don't know exactly when the flood happened because this would be.
		Petrified wood or something, and I read it takes somewhere between thousands and millions of years to get petrified wood.
		So, we'd have to be on the lower end of the thousands because it's probably not millions of years.
		And then tectonic plates would have had to lift it all the way up here.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, not necessarily if the flood receded when the water was that high.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, if it flooded the entire planet.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right, but then the question would be where's all that water?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I don't think it flooded the entire planet.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		All kinds of strange phenomena push things towards the surface.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This could be anything.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It could be anything, but boy, it looks like it's.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, but what I mean is like if it was down below, the water could definitely push.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Everything could be pushed as long as that's like nestled in there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think a lot of it is the universe fucking with us.
		I think it's part of the simulation.
		Part of the simulation is the universe fucks with us.
		And the universe shows you some things that shouldn't be real by your version of what is and isn't true.
unidentified		AI.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's one.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's pretty much what we fuck it up.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's the explanation of it.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That is.
		But then there's stuff like this.
		If this isn't AI, it's almost like the universe.
		Is a high like looks like a big abalone, not real.
		Whoa, so does that line up with the actual biblical?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		That's where like this is even five years ago that this picture on the screen was taken.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		So I think that they're doing whether or not they're taking uh some liberties and what the descriptions are or not, I don't know because boy, it certainly is a weird shape.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This is Noah's Ark right here.
		This thing, yeah, looks like a riverboat.
		Well, that's what I'm playing, like we're playing uh pinochle on the riverboat there on that one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, he had to get all the animals in there, bro.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This doesn't seem like that would be the one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What did you think it looked like?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't know, like some fucking mega yacht.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bunch of holes and what are the things?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		The staffs and holes?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Listen, I think the story of the flood's a real story because it exists in too many cultures.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And water is very unexplainable.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Water has no enemy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And tsunamis.
		Tsunamis fucking happen, dude.
		And if they happened and you were in that area, you would think it's the end of the world because you don't have contact with people in Europe.
		You don't have contact.
		So, wherever you are is an apocalypse.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's the great flood.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You think it's the whole world's gone.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if there's anything specific about the acacia wood, but I remember looking this up last week, and it very specifically said acacia wood was used to make the ark.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'll tell you this acacia honey is fucking unbelievably delicious.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, the reason he's bringing that up is acacia is also rich in DMT, and that's these scientists.
AI Art Controversy 00:03:19
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No wonder I like it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There you go, dog.
		These researchers out of Jerusalem think that that's what Moses' burning bush was.
		So, where Moses saw God as a burning bush, that's what they think that means.
		They were burning the acacia bush.
		He's hitting the demes.
		He was hitting the demes.
		He probably did talk to God.
		God probably did have some good messages for humanity in the early days when we were basically just savages, wild fucking creatures with stone tools.
		Man, we've come a long way.
		I mean, human beings are still trying to figure it out.
		Obviously, right, we're in the middle of three fucking wars going on in the world, but we're doing better.
		I think.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think we're doing better.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We're doing better in day to day stuff, day to day interactions with people are definitely, for the most part, better.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've been, you know, I feel like, I just feel like we're at a place where everyone's going to either come together or we're going to just fucking totally rip our fucking heads off.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		My fear is that.
		A lot of chaos is going to happen, and they're going to use that as an excuse to have AI run everything.
		And that's where things get really fucking weird.
		That's where creativity dissolves, freedom dissolves, you become some little biological time card.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, the other day, I fucking posted a picture of a frog that I AI generated just because I wasn't able to get the frog to do what the fuck I wanted to do in real life.
		Like, I want the frog holding frog popsicles.
		He was being difficult, so I had to fucking use another guy.
		And everyone was blasting me, like, yo, not you, not you.
		I can't believe you used AI.
		Like, yo, you're.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		People were fucking flipping out on me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So people are upset that you used AI.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I generated a picture of a frog.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Who is mad at you for this?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Whoever is on my Instagram.
unidentified		Huh.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And my fans and the people who were, you know, just hating on AI.
		I get the idea of, like, using it in a conniving way or in a.
		You know, but it was a picture.
		Of a fucking frog.
		There it is.
		That's fucking good.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's good.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And I said that that was going to be my album cover, but then.
		Why is that bad?
		They were like, yo, you're taking away opportunities from other artists.
		Well, let me just clear this up.
		I wouldn't have hired you no matter what because I do all my artwork anyway.
		There was no job to be taken away.
		So let's just, if that's the argument, you could throw that one out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This is just tools.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's good old fun.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Listen, I don't think.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This is Photoshop, pretty much.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look, it's beautiful.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's very cool looking.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But then I did.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I get what people are saying.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I get it, too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I get it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		After it was explained to me by a younger generation of mine.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I get you should hire artists to make stuff.
		But do you know how long it would take an artist to make that?
		Unless the artist is doing exactly what you're doing?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I get that, but I wouldn't have hired them in the first place because I do all the artwork on my own.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Everything comes from me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So it's not a job loss.
unidentified		No, no matter what.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It wasn't a job loss, no matter what.
Photoshop vs Reality 00:05:44
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But I get the.
		The idea of it.
		I guess shits and giggles, you know, like it's fucking whack that that's what people are worried about.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't think, I think it's just a bunch of people looking for things to complain about, A.
		And then there's also like a sentiment in the air, which is that AI is coming for everybody's job.
		So anytime someone uses AI that could have been used by people, there's a certain percentage of people that are going to kind of rightly be upset.
		I think so.
		But you're not going to stop it.
		This is the thing.
		That fucking wave is.
		2,000 feet high, and it's moving 100 miles an hour, and you're not going to stop it.
		You're not going to stop it.
		This is just what AI is.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I didn't realize the severity.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I guess I do now, but.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, it's alive.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's fucked.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's fucked for sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		These things are alive.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't use them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They're going to be able to do everything for you.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't usually use any of those things.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm pretty, you know, Neanderthal when it comes to this type of thing.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		See, the thing about the Neanderthals is they don't know if they were dumb.
		So they used to think that they were really stupid.
		And then they realized that they probably had language and they probably had tools and they probably had a sophisticated society and they buried their young.
		And maybe we just assume because they're brutish and strong that they were stupid.
		But their brains are bigger than our brains.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They might not have been taller.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've seen myself in Neanderthal.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They have big eyeballs too.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Looks are deceiving.
		You think that, you know, some schlub.
		And here I come, fucking mister.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I've never seen you at the base.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh my God.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I did it this morning.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a big swing that motherfucker did.
		That's very impressive.
		That's a hard thing to do.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		To do.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And I got up to like 88 pounds on that bitch, which is ridiculous.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a lot.
		I started doing this new kettlebell exercise.
		You do like an eight in the air with a kettlebell, where you start it like this and you go all the way up and down like that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, that's crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And over around your head.
unidentified		Woo!
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Serious deal.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Your core, you don't realize how weak that shit is in those weird movements until you try something like that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's why the kettlebells are the best things.
		Kettlebells.
		The clubs, the mace.
unidentified		Awkward stuff.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Awkward.
		I love all that stuff.
		All the sandbag work.
		I'm still doing that every day.
		Since I was here last, I know it doesn't seem it, but I've lost like 20 pounds.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Congratulations.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Well, I got up to 300 again.
		Damn, y'all.
		Now I'm back down to 265.
		I know you can't see it, but I'm kind of jacked.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, you're very thick.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm jacked.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm jacked.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're very, like, you're a bull.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I know, man.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But I try, I'm trying to be.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You put the work in.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's just, but the problem is you also work with food, delicious food.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I was eating so much pasta.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You worked with food.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did you?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I did.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So much is the funny way of saying it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've not eaten so much faster than that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		By whose definition is so much?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've cut it out a lot.
		I'm trying to dial it in heavily.
		I'm trying to really dial it in.
		This is my life.
		It's all about being dialed in.
		I can't let it go because once I let it go, it's going.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I hear you.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's going.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, like, it's hard once you get that fucking, those carbs, once you get that pizza and that pasta rolling.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
		Once I stop, I don't even fucking need that shit right now.
		I don't even crave it.
		I'm not really interested in that.
		A simple piece of toasted whole wheat bread does it for me.
		Just jam that.
		I don't need pizza.
		I've eaten enough pizza in my life for fucking 45 children.
		45 children's lifetimes couldn't equate the amount of pizza I've eaten.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's hilarious.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		So, I mean, I feel like I've eaten enough of everything that I've needed to.
		Now it's time to just fuel.
		It's all about the fuel.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're dialing in.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm working out with like serious dudes, dudes that are like jacked out of control, and I'm the only one that's rounded.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do you have a trainer that you work with?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I just train with dudes who train every day.
unidentified		Oh, okay.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		One dude's an IFBB pro and.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, bodybuilder.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bodybuilders.
		But I'm trying to do a little bit of that.
		I introduce my stuff, you know.
		No one could really do the Mace and stuff because that takes a long time to like perfect that work.
		And everyone's way too tight.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		So I do that on my own.
		I do like three days of that with the kettlebells and I do normal shit.
		Deadlift.
		My knee's a little fucked, so I'm doing zurchers.
		Zurchers is my favorite squad anyway.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Zurchers are great.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's my favorite.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's really good for grappling and just for elevating your testosterone.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a jiu jitsu, bro.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's known to be like one of the.
		It's definitely like a jiu jitsu and it's a.
		Every MMA fighter should be doing that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's big for wrestlers.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The ability to take people down and also stuff takedowns, the same sort of strength.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's phenomenal.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's my favorite squat by far.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's great.
		The shoulder stuff that you're doing, all that May stuff, you must have like really strong shoulders.
		I think your shoulders never fuck with you.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Not anymore because I healed myself with the Honit motherfucking club.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like literally, John Wolf helped me.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I would just hit him up like, yo.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Those things are great.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's great just because most of the time when you're lifting, you're just picking stuff up.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, you're doing bench press.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		With this, like you're swinging it over your head and you're pausing it out in front and swinging it over your head.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Think about when you're doing jiu jitsu, you get your hand, your arm put over there, and you have that strength.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's never in like bench press position.
unidentified		Never.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You're never like pushing perfectly.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You're always in like weird.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's why yoga is really good for jiu jitsu.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've been trying to do a little bit more of everything.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yoga is so good for you, man.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Pilates, yoga.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Pilates is surprisingly hard.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it's one of the hardest things I've ever done.
		Plus, you fucking put the goddamn things on my ankles.
		I was laying on my back doing scissors.
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action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Don't tell anybody.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But yeah, I was next to my wife.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Tighten up that man pussy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, my man pussy was like fucking that.
		It was like rock solid.
		And I told her, I was like, yo, this hurts my asshole.
		Like, you're fucking literally making me work out a crazy muscle.
		And she's like, yep, yep, you feel it, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You gotta go home with a sore asshole.
unidentified		Ow.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're sitting on the bowl.
unidentified		Ow.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You gotta wear the donut.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You gotta sit on the cushion.
unidentified		No.
unidentified		Remember those donuts?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They used to have those at their house on the seat.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They'd have that like cushiony.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		On the toilet seat?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That one that we hit it, he goes, yeah.
unidentified		Remember that one?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Pink.
		Grandma pink.
		Oh, my God.
		I just remember the smell of old ass coming off a toilet, like a grandma's ass or a grandfather's ass.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, old.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I remember my father's shit smell.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Because it always, yeah, he always would throw a cigarette in the toilet afterwards, so it would smell like a shitty cigarette.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That was back in the day where everybody smoked in the house.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
		We used to have a ring.
		He would sit, and there was a ring up there from the Rothman Blues.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What's a Rothman Blue?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It was a fucking cigarette.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, English cigarette.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
		Isn't it crazy how doctors used to recommend cigarettes?
		You used to be able to buy cigarettes at a hospital?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've purchased them at hospitals with the thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		In bed.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		When the guy's in bed.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Or you could buy them in, like, they would come around.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like a six year old kid would come around with the thing?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like a lady would come by with, like, a box of different kinds of cigarettes in it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And the guy was, like, picking out cigarettes that he could have while he's in his hospital bed.
unidentified		Damn.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Those are the days.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		See if you can find one of the pictures.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Those are the days.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I remember the pull machine was always my favorite when I got sent to the store to go do this, do that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, look at this.
unidentified		Oh, wow.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This has to be an ad, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Is it an ad?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's the goal.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Or maybe it's a newspaper photograph or something like that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Was that Pall Mall?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Another one.
unidentified		Different guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		1950s cigarettes are marketed as being good for you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at the nurse is lighting this guy's cigarette.
unidentified		Happily.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Well, he doesn't look sick.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		His hair is done nicely.
unidentified		So when did.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		When did people in America?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We looked up this who figured out the first cigarette, didn't we?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Is it the same guy, different nurse?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, this is all bullshit.
unidentified		I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Maybe it's just one guy had a freaky nurse.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Who the nurses?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It just reminds me of why.
		Why is America so medicated?
		Why are we just so fucking medicated on everything?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because it works.
unidentified		Does it?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it doesn't do what you want it to do, but as far as mental medications.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That shit works?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of stuff that works.
unidentified		Sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Prozac has a legitimate effect on people, they get accustomed to it.
unidentified		Good or bad.
unidentified		Adderall.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Depends on who.
		It depends on the dose.
		You know, it's like if you want to say good or bad, I know a lot of people that are very successful that use Adderall.
		I don't necessarily know if it's bad.
		I think it depends on who you are, whether or not you can just use it when you need it, like to write or something like that.
		I know journalists that use it.
		But if it's one of those things that you're addicted to, like benzodiazepine, you know, like.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Michael Jackson?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, no.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That was the Michael Jackson one?
unidentified		No, he had.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that was the Latin.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He, well, he died from being sedated.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He died from propofol.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he was just, and then pumped with other stuff.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't think he could sleep at night.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think he was just so mentally ill.
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unidentified		That's fucked.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That guy was too famous, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There is that little too famous.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Wait, it's deep.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And he also died.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Everyone on earth knows who Michael Jackson is.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't think there's anyone who doesn't know who Michael Jackson is.
		Even now.
		If you're born now, you know who he is.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, he was so famous that even after all the sexual allegations, all of his music still played on the radio.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It was no one gives a fuck.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was so good.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's the only one no one cares.
unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look, R. Kelly stuff, you rarely hear it anymore.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And I'm not going to say anything.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Please don't.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I will not.
unidentified		I do.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's a disgrace.
		I mean, it's disgraceful, but his music was phenomenal.
		It was like that changed motherfuckers' whole vibe of RB.
		Like, disgusting, unbelievable, nasty, disgraceful things.
unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But if you separate the artist from the art.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And that's the fucking worst thing.
		You can't do that.
		You cannot say that.
		It comes as a whole package.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But my question is how many of those guys were like that way back in the day?
unidentified		You know what I mean?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Probably a large amount.
		You see the sickness.
		I don't understand why motherfuckers get a little bit of money and start doing weirdo shit.
		Like, I like to garden.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, island chess?
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like, I like gardening.
		I like stonemasonry.
		I like working out and cooking.
unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But, like, I'll tell you why.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm obviously not on that level, but I don't see my mentality changing so far off where I'm fucking going to the island, you know?
unidentified		No.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's never going to happen.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's bizarre.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Even if there was a new island.
		But the thing is, you made money by doing what you love.
		That's a very different kind of money.
		These people are just trying to make money.
		So, when you're just trying to make money, it's all about experiences and items that you possess.
		So, you want to buy your own island?
		You want a jet?
		What else do you want?
		You want a Ferrari?
		You want a bunch of shit?
unidentified		Things, things.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You want things, and you keep getting more things.
		And you want to do things that you're not supposed to do.
		Like, you want to eat an endangered species.
		You know, there's like a restaurant in China, and they'll serve you tiger, they'll serve you gorilla, like whatever you want to eat.
		Endangered species.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I've seen it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if things are true, but there was a story that was written about this place where you could go in China.
		And this is a story.
		See if you can find it.
		There's a story about, like, it's one of those things where it's like a gathering.
		It's not like a restaurant.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's a gathering.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a gathering that happens, like, once every year or something like that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And they go and they would eat endangered species.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, I think I've seen it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Which is fucking crazy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I know my.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But that's a billionaire crazy person money thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, we're going to go eat a tiger.
unidentified		You know what I mean?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's like.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Fucking ridiculous.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's weird.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's crazy.
		I couldn't imagine.
		I couldn't imagine.
		I don't even like to hurt anything.
		I don't want to.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right, but that's because you're not.
		That kind of a rich guy.
		You're a guy who made a bunch of money just by being himself.
		And that's a totally different enterprise than someone who's just trying to make a bunch of money.
		The people that are just trying to make a bunch of money, they're never happy.
		You're never satisfied.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they are.
		I mean, I don't know where anybody comes from, but I live in a two fucking bedroom apartment my entire life up until recently.
		Still might, I still do.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Here it is crackdown on menu for China's animal eaters.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It's from 2014, though.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		So they made a real kind of ribble it needed to be.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I think the ribble it needed to be.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Look at those fucking striations that went, oh, no wonder.
unidentified		Porcupine.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They changed the law because of it?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, I don't know if because of it, but that's why it's probably not talked about as much anymore.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The diners of southern China have long had a reputation for exotic tastes, with locals sometimes boasting they will eat anything with four legs except a table.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		LOL.
unidentified		LOL.
unidentified		Fucking jerk.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So, pangolin.
		So, pangolin's endangered, right?
		Are they endangered?
		Wasn't that one of the things that they thought was the wet market?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		On top it says they had endangered tortoises and snakes and porcupines in cages.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And imagine you're so nasty you want to eat an endangered snake.
		Eating a snake alone is gross.
		But you're so nasty you want to eat an endangered snake.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've had snake soup.
		I was in Japan and I had fucking a good snake soup.
		It was smoked.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Was it good?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It tasted like beef.
unidentified		Really?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It did.
		It was supposed to be, you know.
		Make you very versatile.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, versatile.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		What's the word?
unidentified		Veril.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Versatile as well, right?
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It was a black snake, of course.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, black snake.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Was it a poison snake?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Dad, I'm not sure.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But there was a bunch, it was like, this was a Michelin star restaurant, two Michelin stars, and of course it was like French, Japanese creations and fucking quite endangered.
unidentified		Really?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		As endangered as I could get.
unidentified		Endangered?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		A little turtle.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		A little sea turtle.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But some turtles are not endangered.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I know, but I don't even like to do it.
		It's fucking.
		It's just.
		It turns me off.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dude, I used to have turtles as pets.
		I used to have turtles.
		And at one point in time, I had piranhas.
		Turtles are way more psychotic than piranhas.
		When I would feed my turtles, I'd feed my turtles goldfish and they'd swim around and grab the goldfish and just bite them in half.
unidentified		Mm hmm.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was crazy to watch.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I got those powerful jaws.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And I'm looking at them.
		I'm like, of course, you're a little dinosaur.
		Just look at you.
		You look like a dinosaur.
		You have this crazy stegosaurus shell over your back.
		And I remember that.
		And you're swimming through the water.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Some neck comes out like that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dude, they were super aggressive.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		See if you can find videos of turtles fucking up goldfish.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		What about those big mouths?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They have them with their hands.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like the big snappers.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		The big snapping turtles.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Those are for like Bowser.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Have you ever seen one in real life?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've seen the big tortoise in Hawaii, but I've never seen a big snapping one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I saw a medium one, not a real big one, but they look so freaky.
		Their fucking teeth?
		That beak thing?
		That mouth?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They have a jacked up neck, too.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Big fucking huge neck.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Big fucking huge clamped down neck.
		There's one different type.
		What is that one really crazy looking snapping turtle?
		Is it a gar snapping turtle?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I've never seen this one before.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Whoa, what the fuck is that?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		A Mata Mata turtle?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Whoa.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		What the fuck kind of head is that?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It's a triangle head.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's a weird nose.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's weird.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I've never seen that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's eating a goldfish, too?
		There you go.
		Oh, he just swallows it whole.
		What a weird looking creature.
		If you told me yesterday that this didn't exist, I would have believed you.
		If you told me yesterday, this is AI.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		What's the reasoning that a lot of these species go flatheads?
unidentified		Hmm.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Good question.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Mixing the bottom of the.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because you slip right into the shell, I'm sure.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I guess so.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm sure you fit better in the shell.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You go hammerhead and heads like that and fucking stingrays and shit just turns flat.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Flounder.
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unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a weird one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Two eyeballs on one side.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		What the fuck is that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So, this is a very timid turtle eating the goldfish.
		He's just.
		The ones that I had, they swam after the goldfish and grabbed them.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Look at this fucking thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Whoa!
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Alligator snapping turtle.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's the one.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This one is the one that turns into fucking Donatello.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at the face on that fucking thing.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		See his tongue down there?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, so his tongue looks like a goldfish?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		A little worm.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So it tricks him?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Come get some.
unidentified		Look.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, snap.
		Nature's so evil.
		It gave me a lure in my mouth.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Nature has no mercy, man.
unidentified		Nope.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No mercy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No mercy.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		We were talking about smoking.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I saw this today that the UK has voted to ban anyone born after 2008 to be banned from smoking.
unidentified		What?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It hasn't passed.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It has to.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Wait a minute.
		I'm going to light up a cigar.
		It pisses me off.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's a crazy one.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I thought it was kind of fake when I saw it, but I looked it up.
		There are articles about it.
		It's a draft law, they say.
		Which doesn't mean it's an actual law yet, I think.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm opening up a fresh box for them.
		Fuck you.
		That's crazy.
		But that's just, we were talking about this yesterday.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They love having their thumb on you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's government.
		It's like when they expand government, they got to give government something to do.
		So what do they do?
		They come up with more rules and regulations.
		And they come up with more people to enforce those rules and regulations.
		Even if they don't make any sense.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to go with bills, pass this, pass that.
		I got to fucking, everyone has an idea.
		Every new politician has their ideas.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And they all want to fucking control you.
		That's what they want to do more than anything.
		They want to control you.
		That's their favorite sport.
		Their favorite sport is telling you what to do.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I just had a beautiful dinner with our mayor of New York, Mamdani.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How is he?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You like him?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's 34 years old, bro.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've never thought that I'd be sitting at a table with a mayor who's younger than me and knows about fucking rap.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Didn't he rap for a while?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't acknowledge that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's hilarious.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, but he's, you know.
		He was a very nice guy.
		He had a nice dinner.
		I didn't speak politics.
		I'm not really one of those guys.
		We just talked shit.
		Oh, okay.
		What the fuck do I know?
		I don't know shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know shit either.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The thing that I would be most concerned is who's financing him?
		What is their agenda?
		What are they trying to get him to do?
		Because it's always money.
		It's always about money.
		People are discovering New York City Mondani's.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's a fucking crazy picture, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's rapping with an apron on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What's that about?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Okay.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's a wild one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Shame the guy for his mistakes of the past.
		Let's just, you know, he's just doing some wild stuff, like with taxes and things.
		Like he's trying to tax these billionaires.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I saw that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		What I'd like him to do is.
unidentified		You want to use it for that?
		Yeah, sure.
		Why not?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		What I'd like him to do is fucking help alleviate.
		Thank you, senor.
		Help alleviate taxes for people who are born and raised New Yorkers.
		I shouldn't have to pay for everyone else's bullshit.
unidentified		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		At least give me a little break.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Not just that, but they should be responsible with where the tax dollars go.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So before asking you for more taxes, clean up all the fraud.
unidentified		Oh, my God.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's not a fucking big request.
		That's like a pretty simple thing to ask for.
		But nobody says that.
		All they ever say is we need to tax you more.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This year was a mess.
		He came into all of us when it was a shitstorm of literal horrible weather.
		And the fucking city was an honest garbage hole, it was a shit mess.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It got real bad with snow, right?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Fucking seven feet high piles of garbage, like disgrace.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Now, why was that?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Because I don't know.
		I would say the union rep wasn't allowing the workers to fucking go and clean shit.
		You know, when they're at odds, listen, I don't know.
		I'd like to get to the bottom of this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I don't know either.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know, when they're at odds, they're at odds.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, so there was a union strike.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They don't allow.
		Any of the sanitation people to move a muscle unless their union rep says it's okay.
		You go and sit in the fucking truck and take a nap until we tell you to move.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		That's.
		I'm with them.
		Me too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Listen, I'm with them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because out of all the fraud that's existing in that city, all the waste that they've showed, that is one thing you should fucking pay people for because the job sucks.
unidentified		Okay?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And it's super necessary.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's the most important thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a Jorge Hospital.
		Yeah, super necessary.
		You fucking have to pick up the garbage, goddammit.
		Pay those fucking people.
		I mean, are they asking for unreasonable amounts when you find out how much money you spent on the fucking homeless situation and never got better at all?
		Who's what are they getting?
		I bet they're getting paid more than the garbage people.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm sure, but they get good pension.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Everyone works for a pension.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's all for security.
		Pension is fucking dental.
		How many times are you going to do dental?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but you should also get paid.
		If you're fucking moving garbage, you should get paid well, period.
		And for people to go, oh, it's an unskilled job, that's a backbreaking job.
		You're slinging around bags all day and picking up cans and.
		Yanking on levers.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Far from unskilled.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		It's hard.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's also dangerous.
		You're hanging off the back of the truck sometimes.
		You're out there in the weather.
		It's fucking hard.
		You could hurt your back.
		It's fucking hard.
		It's a hard job.
		They should get paid well.
		And anybody who doesn't think that is a cunt.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But you should definitely be paid well.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's the thing about this world.
		Everybody's greedy.
		They want it all for themselves.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		One thing they're doing, I just found online.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		They're adding these giant bins, which maybe is better than piles, but.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		My boy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that would definitely be better than piles.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They're always adding these fucking bins.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but the problem with that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Goddamn Eric Adams made you buy a $100 garbage can for your house back in the day from his cousin.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The problem is.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This is what I was told from my man in Middle Village.
unidentified		How much?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		$100.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		My boy Connie Gorgeous told me.
unidentified		$100.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You have to buy a fucking new garbage can for your house one way or another, no matter why, from Eric Adams' cousin.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, really?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Show that again, Jamie?
unidentified		$100.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So that actually makes more sense, though, that they're doing this big, because that also probably the problem is if it does keep the rats out, then what are the rats going to eat?
		Then you're going to have a bigger rat problem.
		New York's got a fucking giant rat problem.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've been seeing less lately.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because they're hiding?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I've been seeing less.
		Well, it's about to be summertime, so they're going to come out.
		Once again, if they pick the fucking garbage up, there'll be less rats.
		Yeah, but if they stop doing all the construction, I mean, that's what breeds these rats that come out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You're digging these fucks up, you're disturbing their house.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but they rely on people to eat.
		The thing is, it's a completely coexisting, like the monkeys in the filthy beach.
		It's an ecosystem.
		The rats and the people are an ecosystem because the rats eat human garbage and they live piled up around humans for a reason so they could eat our garbage.
		And during the pandemic, it was a real fucking problem because no one was going to restaurants for a while.
		So the rats were everywhere.
		They were freaking out.
		They're eating each other.
		Rats do eat each other.
		I had a rat eat, well, a bunch of rats ate a dead rat in my garage once.
		Yeah, he died.
		Big fat rat, too.
		He died.
		I heard the trap go off, but it was like 10 o'clock at night.
		I was like, fuck it, I'll deal with it in the morning.
		I got up in the morning.
		There was nothing left but his tail.
		There was like some skin, the feet, and the tail.
		They ate his entire body.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, now there was a whole like garage full, like one of those, I don't know, like a storage space, but in the street.
unidentified		Mm hmm.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You just heard them.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Fucking the gate would be knocking back and forth like they're having a goddamn underground fucking strike force in there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's why when people get upset about coyotes, listen.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, I heard them recently.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You need them.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, the fucking pack of coyotes howling and screaming during feeding.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		In New York City.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Well, upstate.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They do it in New York City, too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, well, they find them in the Central Park.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, like an hour and a half away.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It was really something else.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of them up there.
		But you need them, otherwise, you're gonna have rats everywhere.
		Like, there's a balance to all this shit.
		Just don't leave your cat outside.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I saw a fucking owl like this outside.
unidentified		Really?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Fucking in the daytime.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Let me reset this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What is this?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Rats hide.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I think this was.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They hide in your engine.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, rat ate my fucking boy's BMW engine.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		All the wiring.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
		They chewed up all the insulation.
		That's just that's not dead rats, right?
		What is that?
		It's not alive ones, isn't that the stuff though?
		I think that's the stuff of the ceiling.
		Okay, yeah, I think it's the insulation above the roof of the engine.
		It's just they've nested in this guy's place.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this says that the trash bins are gonna get rid of a lot of the things.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're not gonna lower the thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Is didn't we figure out that the number of rats in New York City is pretty similar to the number of people?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I would probably say it outdoes it.
unidentified		How could you?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's just so small.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They don't really know.
		But someone had told me that the biomass of rats was the same as the biomass of people in New York City, meaning the weight.
		But we looked that up and that doesn't seem to be true.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But if it's true, then it takes much more to make up one human being.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		So there's going to be 10 times more.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Sometimes people read things or write things down and it's just not accurate.
		Because, like, there are a lot of cases where small things.
		Things have a crazy biomass.
		Like, I think the biomass of ants is similar to the biomass of human beings on Earth.
unidentified		Wow.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Find out if that's true.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Put that into perplexity.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You ever seen the ants that have that little honey butt?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They have a little ball of honey on their ass?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I have seen that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What's that for?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's a taste.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's going to be delicious.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Come get some.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Give me that fucking ass.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Imagine if ladies started having that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's the new thing.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh my god, I'd eat so much ass.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No nose ring.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Now they just have a honey pot on their ass.
Lyme Disease Risks 00:05:35
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's how you capture me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Ants on Earth together have about 20% of the biomass of all humans when measured as dry carbon mass.
unidentified		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What about insects in general?
		Maybe that's where they fucked up.
		What is the biomass of all insects compared to the biomass of people?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		What are you typing this in?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		What is this?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Our lovely AI sponsor, Perplexity.
unidentified		Oh, beautiful.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		On a global scale, total biomass of all insects is several times larger than human biomass.
unidentified		Wow.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Fuck that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And all these Smithsonian bugs.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I love fucking bugs.
unidentified		Do you?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I love bugs.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We're lucky they're little.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I know, you're right.
		There's a real, like, there's a generous amount of species up where I'm at, and I really enjoy them recently.
		You can't be upset at them because if the area was unhealthy, they wouldn't be there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, you're in upstate?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Upstate's beautiful, but check yourself for ticks.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I do all the time.
unidentified		I do.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Upstate's a whole lot of lime.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		My boy got bit by a tick recently.
		He caught it three days later.
		He already had it, but he's good now.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did he go and immediately get the antibiotics?
unidentified		Yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's what you got to do.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		When you get that Lyme disease, you got to get it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Where do you think they usually capture you?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like around the crevasses?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, like your legs, your ankles, where they climb up on your pants.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But as long as they don't go up in the fucking netherlands.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the nether region.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That would suck.
		But I think it's a systemic issue more than it is the initial bite.
		The bite, though, to know that if you got Lyme disease, a couple days after the infection, it starts getting like a bullseye around it.
		And that to a lot of people is the big sign that you've got Lyme disease.
		But sometimes when they get to the doctor, that circle's gone and the doctor doesn't believe him.
		I've had this happen to a friend of mine who's a very smart guy.
		And him and his son both got Lyme disease.
		And he couldn't get the fucking doctor to believe that it was Lyme disease until his kids started getting what's that mouth thing?
		Guillaume Barr.
		How do you say that?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Guillaume Barr syndrome?
unidentified		Is that what you say?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Julian?
		Guyan Barr syndrome?
		When it was C. Half your face gets paralyzed.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, fucking.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Bell's palsy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right, but there's a name for it.
		I think it's Guyan Barr, it's very similar because.
		I knew a guy who had that and it was the same thing, and he was diagnosed with Guillain Barr.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Does it go back?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it went back.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dice Clay had it for a while.
unidentified		Really?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Dice Clay had half of his face, and he was going on stage with it.
		He didn't give a fuck.
		Guillain Barr syndrome, facial weakness or paralysis.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That you don't even notice.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		With Dice, he talked about it.
		He brought it up.
		It was pretty obvious.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's what I'm saying.
		He was just fucking talking about it.
		It was pretty obvious.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like half his face was like Dice.
		It was crazy.
		Half his face just wouldn't move.
		Fuck.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know?
unidentified		Not good.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Fuck your shit happens, man.
		You gotta just deal with things as they come.
		You can't really, like, who the fuck knows what this world is about and why things happen.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You gotta be careful with ticks.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because those bitches, they're trying to get you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And those little fuckers, a large percentage of them on the East Coast carry Lyme disease.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
		For sure.
		They're diseased little pricks.
		I spray myself with a nice geranium spray.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Geranium?
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		There's an elixir.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		There's like a natural lavender, geranium oil, all kinds of shit that you spray on yourself that repels.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Make sure that doesn't make them want to bite you more?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, no, it repels.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It brings other things, but it takes those guys away.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It brings in ankle bracelets?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, bro.
unidentified		My God.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Ankle bracelets and fucking Brahma Bull nose ring.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		When I was in Mexico City, I was dressed.
		I bought a fucking jade, like Yade.
		It's from over there.
		I bought a jade necklace that was a little bit too tight.
		So it looked like a choker.
unidentified		Like a dog?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, my boy told me I looked like I had my nipple pierced in the picture that I showed you.
unidentified		He looked like a bear.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I looked like a fucking bear.
		I had circular glasses, a scruff.
		You could see a little bit of this scruff.
		Two chokers.
		This is what I'm saying.
		You act different on vacation.
unidentified		I had two.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I had a fucking amber choker and a jade choker.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You would be killing it in the bear community.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If you ever want to switch teams, you would dominate the bear community.
unidentified		Right?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Just do it for fun.
		Like, fuck it.
		We'll fuck some guys up.
		What's up?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What were we just asking?
unidentified		What was the question?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I thought I had a question.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I forgot.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You got all off track with that comment.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's bear talk.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bear talk OSD.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bear talk 101.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What were we just talking about before that, though?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bugs.
unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bugs, ticks, Lyme disease.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		GN bar.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's another one that's out now.
		There's another disease that's out that people are getting called Alpha Gal, and it's from a tick called the Lone Star tick, and it makes you allergic to red meat.
		That one you cannot get, my friend.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, that's fucked up.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't want that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Not for you.
unidentified		No.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That would ruin everything in your opinion.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've had so many fucking boning fillets.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's been crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's what I'm saying.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I need those gains.
		There's no other gains like that, right?
		Bison.
		I've been eating a lot of like gains things.
		I guess.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		My diet is.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Sweet potatoes and game.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Sweet potatoes are phenomenal.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's what I.
Alpha Gal Meat Allergy 00:15:09
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I exchanged the pasta for the sweet potato.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do you eat rice?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		A little bit.
		A touch.
		A touch.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I hear conflicting things.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I like it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		White rice.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of things that I eat that I like.
		I just eat them because I like it.
		Like when I'm eating spaghetti, I'm under no illusion.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no, you know what you're eating.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I know what I'm doing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm not under an illusion.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You like a good pasta.
unidentified		I know that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I do.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Evan Funk pasta, right?
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I know you like a good Evan Funk pasta.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That dude can cook.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I had him on my show early on, like before all his success and just kicked it off.
		I loved his.
		He's a fucking trick man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And he is an aficionado.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		There's another guy, Stefano Secchi in New York.
		Oh, my gosh.
		Stefano Secchi is another sicko.
		Make amazing al matarano.
		You know, it's all about the wooden dowel.
		That's how they make the pasta.
		It's all old style.
		Nothing extruded, all with the thing.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		With the matarano.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's what I'm talking about.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Evans places you could watch them make the pasta.
		You know, like he's got Mother Wolf.
		He's got Funk.
		Is it Funky or Funk?
		How do you pronounce that?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I have no idea.
		I call him Funk.
		It's like Terry Funk.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Probably Funk.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I thought he was Terry Funk's cousin.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Are they making tortellini here?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, that's Stefano.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh my God.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look how good that looks.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This man right here, when I went to Osteria Francescana in Modena, you know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I love how you said that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Massimo Batura's place.
		It was like the number one restaurant for many years.
		He was the chef there that was making all the food.
		He was like a young man.
		And then when he opened his restaurant, Resdora, in New York, it was like.
		He takes such good care of my mother as well.
		Like, yo, they just go above and beyond.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's a beautiful guy.
		This is art.
		Like, the way he's making this food, this is art.
		This is a work of art.
		He's performing art.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Who'd I have?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I had fucking Devin Haney in the kitchen with me making pasta with him.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, really?
unidentified		That's great.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know, I like to bring these guys in and do weird things.
unidentified		Mm hmm.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
unidentified		That's awesome.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Devin Haney making pot.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, Yuri, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I know.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Holy fucking shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That was crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Crazy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		What an animal.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		How ridiculous.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's like.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You kind of got to look at it two ways.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You saw it happen, right?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like, oh shit, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You got to look at it two ways.
		One, you got to look at it from Yuri's perspective, like he had it there, the fight was over, the guy was hurt.
		But you also look at it from Carlos' perspective.
		Carlos Oldberg is hurt.
		He can't move his right leg.
		They're probably going to stop it in between rounds.
		And Yuri, he can't move.
		So Yuri's just pot shotting him.
		And he's kicking his one good leg.
		He's kicking his one good leg.
		And then, boom, he clips him with a left hook.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, with the one punch that he's known for.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Not just that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		The step back hook.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The one punch that you can throw if your right leg is hurt.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A check hook.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because when you.
		The check hook is one of the.
		Like, Alexander Volkanovsky actually did a really good breakdown of this on YouTube.
		But what he was talking about is the check hook, you put all the weight on the front leg a lot.
		Because as the person's coming, a lot of the weight, as you uncork the punch, is on that front leg.
		And Olberg's, that's a snake.
		Like the way he throws that left hook is so fast.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's perfect.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And it was a perfect punch?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He threw one just to get the distance on the first one and then clipped him again.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Perfect.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But Yuri, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So Yuri's saying.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It looked like I watched, I know you were watching as well, watching in real time, but it just looked like he got upset.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That he hurt his knee and he was like, fuck, fuck.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He clearly did get upset.
		I really do think that he got upset.
		I do think that's true.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But it makes no difference on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It doesn't matter.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Carlos got him.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Carlos.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Carlos got him.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He fucked up.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's a clean win.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But that's part, yeah, it's part of fighting.
		Like, you have to be ruthless.
		Like, Khalil Roundtree is one of the nicest guys you're ever going to meet.
		When he fought Medestis Bukakis, he sidekicked his knee sideways and blew it apart.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That was nuts.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And Khalil is one of the nicest guys alive.
unidentified		But.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I remember earlier.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's trying to do it to you.
		You're trying to do it to him.
		And if his leg gets blown out, you have to take advantage of it because he would take advantage of it on you.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've been watching for a long time.
		I've been watching Khalil for a long time since the beginning.
		I remember the change when he went to Thailand, right?
		There was this change.
		He came back from Thailand and that's what he did.
		That was his first fight when he was fucking.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The first fight was in the Ganders.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and he looked totally different.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, me and DC were like, what happened?
unidentified		Right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because he was always different.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		With the front leg and just like all Thai.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was super sharp.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was super sharp.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That was nuts.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, so horrible.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So horrible to watch.
unidentified		Oh, my God.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just perfect sidekick to the knee.
		Just blew his shit apart.
		That guy was out for over a year.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, that's one of the gnarliest.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it's so nasty when you see it sideways.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, because it started at the eye.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to see it, Jamie.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Stop, stop, stop, stop.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, bro, it started at the eye.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Show me some Khalil Rowntree versus Eric Anders.
		So, Eric Anders is one of the toughest fucking human beings to ever live.
		For sure.
		Because he was getting lit up.
		His legs were getting destroyed, and he never even flinched.
		He never even made an owl face.
		It was never like, eh, there's nothing.
		He just dead stoic the entire time.
		And then I asked him afterwards, oh, fuck yeah, that shit hurts.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But guys like Eric Anders, he's been in UFC for 10 years.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Decent career.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Super smart guy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But he, you know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Invested his money, bought a bunch of houses.
		Oh, really?
		Very clever.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's great.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Very smart.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		That's great.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's smart.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's good to know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's planning, and he's just a cool dude to talk to.
		But when Khalil K. looked like, We were looking at him.
		It's like he's moving like a tie, like the hand movements, everything.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he came back totally different.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That light front foot.
unidentified		Yep.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was like full on Muay Thai.
		And Khalil's always been super fast.
		Like, one of his strengths is that he can hit guys before they even calculate.
		Like, his speed, when he's like really going after you, like in the Jamal Hill fight, he's got speed that confuses guys because they're like, oh shit, like you got to recalibrate.
		Because this guy moves faster than any of the middleweights.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Nasty.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And he's a light heavyweight.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's nasty, like, just.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's like a, well, I shouldn't say to any middleweight, but he moves like a middleweight.
		That's what I should say.
		He's got like middleweight speed, but a light heavyweight frame.
		And he just started lighting him up with like pure tie technique.
		And this was the perfect kind of showcase for him because Eric's not like a big wrestler.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Eric's just a brawler.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And with a guy like Khalil, especially since Eric fights Southpaw.
		So when you fight Southpaw and Khalil fights Southpaw, it really opens up that left leg to get attacked, or the right leg, excuse me, to get attacked.
		Because your power leg is behind you, whereas you're fighting normal people that are orthodox, it's usually you have to kick them with an inside kick if you're a southpaw.
		But southpaw to southpaw, like this, Khalil just can light that leg on fire.
		Oh, it was fucking, but it was the sound it was making.
		Like when we were there, it was like.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This was memorably different.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, he had just gotten really tuned in, man.
		When he was in Thailand, he got really tuned in.
		Particularly, oh, you already got it in the second round.
		It was particularly the first round.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He hadn't opened up before this, right?
		Which made him go there?
		Which made him go to Thailand?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Johnny Walker.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So Johnny Walker clipped him with an elbow from the clinch.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He hit him with a tie and KO'd him.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Back when Johnny Walker was like very explosive and Johnny Walker was very wild, he fought wild.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He fights more calculated now.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, after, I mean, I feel like after the worm, it was a wrap.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		After he hurt himself.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that worm thing was crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Fucking hurt his shoulder.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like, the shoulder is one of the worst things to hurt and then get surgery out.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It never comes back, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He blew it apart, too.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Doing the fucking, it was just.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Doing the worms.
		Yeah, being.
		Just having a good time.
		Just having a good time.
		I think that was, was that Misha Sarkornov?
		I don't know who he fought during that fight, but he fought a good guy.
		And it's like Johnny Walker, when he was winning in the early days of his fights in the UFC, he was just, yeah.
		It's Serkanov, right?
		Yeah.
		Like that kind of shit.
		Like these flying elbows, like wild, reckless.
		But he got KO'd a few times by some really technical people.
		And then he tried to be.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, right there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like he fucked his elbow or his shoulder up.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've jumped on the bed like that and hurt my fucking arm.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know when you jump on the bed?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he blew it apart.
		You forget that your arm was disconnected.
		Like that and immediately blew his shoulder out.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, gosh.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That was so silly.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Fucking hard.
unidentified		But look at him.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Looks like he could KO himself.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you can see it pop out.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Terrible, bro.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Terrible.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Some people just shoot themselves in the dick.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I know, they do.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of people that do.
		A lot of people ruin their life for no fucking reason.
		They can't help it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I go through life trying not to shoot myself in the dick.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, me too.
unidentified		Right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's like one of my cardinal rules.
unidentified		Cardinal.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think everybody should abide by that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Don't shoot yourself in the dick if you can avoid it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		If you can avoid it.
		If not, there you go.
		Thank you, sir.
unidentified		You're welcome.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But, you know, fighters are wild people.
		They're doing a wild thing.
		Thing like it's part of what makes them great is that they take these crazy chances, they're just nuts.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		What am I, silly?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you lift the top where the top, it flips back.
		There you go, and then push that button up.
		There you go.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm used to a torch.
unidentified		I hear you.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm excited for this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The Urey thing was like, sorry.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, no, go ahead.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I was going to say, but the Urey thing was like, I understand his perspective, you know, that he did fuck up and he could have attacked and been smarter, but you can't have that excuse.
		He really was upset.
		You could tell he was upset right when Carlos Oldberg's knee blew out.
		But here's the thing that impressed me the most.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's upset at him.
		He's upset at him for fucking blowing his knee.
		What are you into?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, he was upset at the moment, right?
		He wanted it to be a clean victory, right?
		But Carlos wasn't upset.
		That was what I was most impressed with.
		That guy never lost composure.
		He tried a switch kick, a jumping switch kick to the head.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		To see if it worked.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And his leg fell out again and he fell down again and scrambled.
		But he never lost composure.
		He never showed anxiety in his face.
		Just a stone cold killer looking for his moment and he found it.
		Yep.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		CKB guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a world champion.
		That's a world champion.
		I mean, that's how you really become a world champion.
		You have a blown out knee and you find a way to KO a guy who's this wild, aggressive, awkward dude.
		You know, and he's coming after you.
		You got a blown out knee, and you just bink perfect fucking left hook.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Those guys from the South Pacific are a different breed.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, he certainly is.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, he's just a lot, just mentality.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, the whole camp.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		The camp is unheard of.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the camp is phenomenal.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Eugene Behrman, the guy's the head coach, super fucking smart dude.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I went down there in 2018.
		I went down there and I saw Izzy before the Brunson fight.
		And it was like in the old CKB, and I had them come through, and Eugene came out.
		I was DJing in New Zealand for an evening at my friend's restaurant, and I had them come out.
		Oh, that's awesome.
		Yeah, it was dope.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's cool.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You were DJing at a restaurant?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I was DJing.
		You know, I play all kinds of fucking weird, like 70s funk African music, Brazilian music.
		I just happened to be down there, and everyone came through.
		It was a good time.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, here's something that people are saying is real that's not, that I found out today.
		Everyone's saying that Hamza Chamaev and Gordon Ryan are going to wrestle.
		It's not true.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		RAF?
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I like RAF.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I like RAF too.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I like this.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's like something new and exciting.
unidentified		Sure.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't particularly love the action.
		I like wrestling, but it's not as exciting as the entirety of the event.
		You understand?
unidentified		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I know what you're saying.
		The press conference, the people involved, the actual moves, I prefer fighting and just like a different type of combat, but it still gets me going.
		I enjoy it a lot.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look, it's the most important skill.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		In MMA.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's the most important skill, but I like when you mix it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't like it singularly more than anything else.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I understand, but the reality is, in order to be at an elite level, you have to do it by itself.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think for the most part.
unidentified		100%.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		George St. Pierre might be an example of a guy who violates that law because George didn't really wrestle in college or high school.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He learned how to wrestle from a bunch of Russian nationals in Montreal.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Well, that works also.
		If you didn't start wrestling when you're five years old, That's the other way to do it.
		Two, three years, Dagestan, that's it, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Two, three years, Dagestan.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Forget it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And forget.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I'm excited.
		I'm excited for Hamzad and Sean Strickland because it'll be in Newark.
		I'm going to be there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, for sure, dog.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'll be right there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'll be there, too.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you'll be there.
		The White House thing I'm excited for, too.
		I want to ask to go, but I don't know if it's a lot.
		It seems like a lot of fucking hoopla.
		I might just watch it on TV.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I would watch that on TV if I wasn't working there.
		I think the Strickland and Hamzad fight.
		Is going to be very interesting.
		Strickland is not an easy guy to take down, and he's not an easy guy to hold down, and he's a very difficult guy to hit on his feet, and he's got a super awkward style.
		His style is very clever.
		It's very different.
		It's not something that's easy to replicate as far as timing in this game.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He reminds me of B Hop.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A little bit.
unidentified		Right?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He reminds me of like B Hop, but just a little bit more.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Not sloppy, just a little bit more.
unidentified		Loose.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Loose and wild.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, loose and wild.
		And then also, it's because he has other options, right?
		It's because he's kicking.
		It's because he's taking you down.
		His teeps, those soft kicks are great.
		His teep off his front legs, phenomenal.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And he just throws good straight punches, man.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Just good hard straight punches.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		His fucking jab is so accurate.
		You know, people think of a jab as like.
		You know, it's not that big a deal.
		That guy thumps you in the face with a jab three, four times.
		You're kind of fucked.
		Your nose is broken.
unidentified		For sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bleeding, or at least bleeding.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Well, there's three kinds of jabs there's the soft one, then there's that step, and there's a fucking hard jab, you know?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He throws them all.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that guy, Azamat Mazurkanov.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He just lost to Paulo Costa.
		Yeah, Paulo Costa.
		But that guy has one of the most evil jabs.
		He, like, steps forward and he'll, like, jab hooks at you.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he turns that jab.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's like a hook.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's almost like a hook.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And he knocked out.
		Fuck, what is his name?
		Rocket.
		He knocked out Rocket with that one punch.
		Just stepped in with a jab.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Rocket's chin went down.
		Yeah, a couple of fights ago.
		But, you know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Rocket's been in some wars.
		He's been in some wars, but he's been in some wars.
		It was a good fight until that moment.
		But Mazarkanov, I was so impressed that he just wouldn't abandon that strategy of going after Paulo Costa.
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action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, Paulo looked good.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He looked fucking phenomenal at this weight.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		In his corner, I would say, dude, never go back to middleweight.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You are a Fucking light heavyweight champion.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's 100%.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's a light heavyweight champion.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		1 million percent.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And while this guy, while Carl Solberg is going to be out for a year, because he's going to have to get ACL reconstruction, he could be the interim light heavyweight champion.
		Like, no doubt, man.
		I really think he could pull that off.
		Dude, at light heavyweight, he's fucking terrifying.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's crazy to go there.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's just the Holocaust of old.
unidentified		Oh, man.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Fucking hell.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		When he was destroying people on his way up to the ranks, man.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's what I'm saying.
		Like, to see him go from there and then to, like, have those little hiccups and shit like that, and it almost seemed like he was a joke at one point.
		When Izzy humped him, just made him look fucking so less than as a human being.
		When he's really just.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Izzy mind fucked him.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He fucked him over for a couple years, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		For a couple years.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's how crazy that fight was.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's just coming back now.
		The Luke Rockhold, I think, helped him.
		But even Luke almost fucking knocked him out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, that was a great fight.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Why do you put that in Utah?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Wasn't it in Utah?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		High altitude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, good point.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		If that was somewhere else, I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, it was a great fight.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it was fun.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And that was Luke's last really great performance where he still looked like a world caliber fighter.
unidentified		For sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But I think Hamzaat against Azamat was the best.
		Excuse me.
		When I think Paulo, Paulo Costa against Azamat was the best Paulo Costa I've seen in a long time.
		I mean, he looked better because he looked physically stronger.
		Like, being at light heavyweight didn't at all look like a stretch.
		In fact, he looked like a better place for him.
		Like when I was listening to the sound of his punches and his kicks, it was even harder than before.
		He didn't look fat at all.
		He looked like a perfect light heavyweight.
		Like, I think he's probably, at least at this stage in his life, because I think Paulo's like 34 now.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He has to be.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It would be way better for him to compete at light heavyweight.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And there's not a lot of people in the line.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		At light heavyweight, 34 is almost prime.
unidentified		Yes.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like at light heavyweight, that's a great age.
unidentified		Sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, that was like when Izzy was on top of shit.
		He was around 34.
		John Jones was a little younger.
		Well, John Jones was the youngest champion in history.
		That's a different guy.
		But when you look at Paulo Costa's performances and then you look at this last one, you're like, I thought that might be the best Paulo Costa of all time.
		He looked fucking phenomenal and he ate some big shots from Azimuth and just didn't even flinch.
		Didn't even flinch.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I can't even imagine how that man cuts to 185.
		It's truly unbelievable.
		That muscle mass that goes away during that, it's just like it weakens him.
unidentified		It weakens him.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It fully depletes your body.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think him at 205 is really the way to go because I guarantee you he's probably walking.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Around at about like 2 30 or something.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He looks good.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He might even be a good fucking heavyweight, too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He said if Dale McLewis falls out of the White House card, he'll step in and fight it heavyweight.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Well, it makes sense to fight Josh Hokett that way because they're both similar body types.
		I'm not similar.
		He's a lot more.
unidentified		How dare you?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		How dare you?
		I meant weight wise.
		They're both around 240, but they look a lot different.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A lot.
		I don't know if Hokett's ready for that yet.
		That's crazy.
		Unless he could take Paolo down, he's going to get.
		That's a fun.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's fun.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It'll be fun because he'll go after him.
		Curtis Blades is very different than Paulo Costa.
		When it comes to striking, Paulo Costa is fucking terrifying.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But I've also shook.
		How do you say?
		Shook and shake.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Shake his hand?
unidentified		I shook.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Curtis Blade's hand?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, the giant.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's fucking four times the size of a normal hand.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Curtis Blade's.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		To be punched by that hand that many times and to not go down is pretty impressive.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, also impressive for Curtis.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Curtis had a blown out eye socket, a broken nose.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Curtis is the man.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I love Curtis.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's a good dude.
		Incredible heart.
		Incredible heart.
		He just did not.
		After all that shit that Josh Hulk had talked, he did not want to lose that man.
		He gave everything he had.
		There was not a moment of quit in that fight for Curtis.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he could have scored it for him if he wanted.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, I don't think so.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You could not, but you could.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't think so.
		I don't think so.
		I don't think that would be reasonable.
		But he certainly did.
unidentified		Many things are unreasonable.
unidentified		Yeah, but that's not fair.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, you're right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's egregious.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It could be.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He might have won a round, but the most important thing is that guy, he gave it what he had.
		He could be proud.
		He could be proud.
		That guy, there's no question at all.
		That guy left nothing.
		There was nothing left in the tank at the end of that third round.
		And that's all you could ever ask.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's a fucking beautiful fight to watch, especially from heavyweights, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But it makes me sad, too, because I'm like, boy, you can only do a few of those.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's probably the last one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I always go back to that.
unidentified		Of that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The Kane Velasquez Jr. Dos Santos ones.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Nasty.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Nasty.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Those were so hard to watch, man.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Nasty stuff.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because Kane just didn't get tired.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Being in there with a guy like Kane who didn't get tired, you're constantly getting punched in the face, constantly, and it's just nothing but heart keeps you there until the fifth round.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Kane, man.
		I just want to shake Kane's hand.
		Give him a hug.
unidentified		He's out.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We were trying to get him on the podcast before he went in, but the judge wouldn't allow it.
unidentified		Really?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I definitely have him on now, though.
		I love Kane.
		He's in my top.
		I don't think there's a GOAT.
		A real goat in heavyweight because I think there's times where one guy would have beaten all the other guys.
unidentified		Of course.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Everyone had different moments, though.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's in the goat category.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I would say in heavyweight, there's a goat category.
		You've got to put Stipe in there because he defended the heavyweight title more than anybody.
		He beat in Ghana when Ghana was in his fucking prime and got rocked a bunch of times.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that was a crazy fight, too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Crazy fight.
		So you've got to give it to him.
		He's always going to be in the goat category.
		Kane, Fedor, of course.
		Fedor is like the real connoisseur, the real connoisseur.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Connoisseurs, connoisseur.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The MMA heads, they're like, Fedor is the GOAT.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's the one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I always say everybody forgets about Fabrizio Verdum because Fabrizio Verdum tapped Cain Velasquez, Minotauro Nogueira, and Fedor.
		And he tapped Fedor when Fedor was Fedor.
		Like everybody looks at a guy like when he lost a bunch of fights or they didn't go so well for him.
		And later in his career, he's in his late 30s.
		When you look at Fabrizio Verdum in his prime, He's in that range, man.
		He beat Cain Velasquez.
		He beat Mark Hunt with a flying knee to win the title.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He has that resume more.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, at that time, those are heavy hitters.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, I mean, he beat the best of the best.
		He beat them all.
		And he tapped three of the all time greats.
		Those are Minotauro for sure when he was in Pride.
		He's in the GOAT category.
		But then you got to give it a little more like Fedor is a notch above him because Fedor beat him and beat him with ground and pound.
		But then the other guys are Kane.
		And, you know, you always got to think Kane, prime Kane against anybody ever.
		Man, who knows?
		Prime Kane was just an unstoppable tornado of punches and takedowns and no tired, no fatigue.
		It's not coming.
		You think he's going to get tired?
		He's never going to get tired.
		He's going to keep punching you in the face.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Top tier wrestling.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Top tier wrestling.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And fucking Fabricio tapped him too.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And he's Mexican.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's Mexican.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A lot of Mexicans have great cardio, Matt.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They have great cardio and unbelievable fucking heart and chin.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I wonder if it's from high altitude genetics.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, like you were saying, like, you're.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's just warrior genetics.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		100%.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		100%.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Volkanovsky has the same thing.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Just from a different type of indigenous tribe, you know?
unidentified		Yes.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		The Macedonians and the crazy fucking.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		The up in the mountain people.
unidentified		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That are five, six with hands like fucking.
unidentified		Marab.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh my God.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Marab Duavishwili Tau.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Marab Duavishwili Tau.
unidentified		Also.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Warrior genetics.
unidentified		100%.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That dude, I've never.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		A lot of these athletes, if they had, it's like if they had a little size, they'd be playing any professional sport.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		You know?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, for sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Especially if you have the mental toughness to reach championship level.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But I've also seen a lot of fighters can't throw a fucking baseball.
		Like a lot of fighters, they can't do anything else.
		Like I grew up playing baseball.
		I could play every single sport because of the dexterity baseball showed me.
		I feel like baseball and basketball are the main sports to show the child early.
		To create dexterity.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a good sport for competitive drive, too.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And gymnastics.
		I've heard Khabib say that you keep your child in gymnastics till they're 10, then they could do martial arts.
		I'm following father's plan.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's actually very smart because then you develop like crazy body control.
unidentified		Oh, my God.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's fucking shredded.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Six years old, shredded already, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		From gymnastics.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've never had an ab, not even as a child.
		I've always had a fucking little bubba.
		I've always been a little bubba.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Hey man, it's part of your charm.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It is, that is part of my charm.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		If I were shredded, I wouldn't be as likable.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You think so?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Let's find out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Let's find out because I'll be fucking shirtless everywhere posing.
		They might not like that.
		Try this one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this light has died out on me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I buy them new and they still die out quick.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You gotta get you a torch.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This is a.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But that's like a mini, that's like a little mini.
		You gotta get you to.
		Like a mini welder.
		The mini welding one works well.
		Underwater welding torches for the cigars.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So, this Hamzat and Strickland thing, to me, it's gonna be what can Hamzat do on the feet?
		Can he clip them?
		And Ken Strickland stopped the takedown.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't even, like, it's so hard to even think anybody could stop Hamzad right now at anything.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's true.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's like you're not even going to get to throw hands with him.
		He's just going to be smiling, laughing.
		You think he's going to fucking take you down and manhandle you like no one's ever been manhandled before.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		His timing and his takedowns is fucking insane.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's so good.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Watching the training, the speed, and he's like, it's equivalent to like Alan Iverson doing a crossover.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's doing it with that type of, like, Flair.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If I was going to make an argument against it, I would say he's handling guys that don't have a big background in elite wrestling.
		They're not like elite grapplers.
		The guy that he fought that was an elite grappler gave him problems.
		Gilbert Burns, for sure.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Gilbert Burns fucked him up, too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He did, but that was like more stand up fucking him up.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but Gilbert Burns, if you took him down.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Gilbert can get back up to speed.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's one of the most elite players on the floor, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes, especially back then.
		Gilbert just retired.
		Congratulations, Gilbert.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Tremendous career.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Tremendous.
		But They were banging it out, and Hamza fought a completely different kind of fight.
		He tried to slug it out, and I think his ego got in the way because Gilbert clipped him a couple times, dropped him, rocked him.
		Gilbert was a wild boy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I was fucking screaming during that one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		In his prime, Gilbert was so fucking game.
		He was so dangerous, man.
		He knocks people out.
		So, I was going to say Kamaro.
		Kamaro Usman.
		And that was a short notice fight that Kamaro took at 185.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Unbelievable fight.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And in the third round, Kamaro was winning.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I was like, this would have been very interesting if it was a five round fight.
unidentified		100%.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I feel like, I mean, it's hard to predict, but Kamaro had the momentum 1 million percent.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If it was a five round fight and if Kamaro had a full camp, because when you're taking a fight on that short notice like that, you don't trust in your wind like you would trust in your wind if you just went through 12 weeks of hell, where you just know.
		You're in fucking tippy top.
		Like, that's what I'm saying.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Was his knee barking also?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm sure his knee's always barking.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's such a warrior.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		When he gets in there, he fights like it doesn't matter.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, you know, they were in the wrestling positions for a while where he wasn't able to really do much.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know, like, well, he defended.
unidentified		He defended.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Hamza wasn't able to do anything to him.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's what I'm saying.
		It was like a stalemate kind of thing.
		They were just like there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Where with everybody else, Hamza basically ragdolls him, mounts him, takes him down and just rolls you around.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It was like a fucking video game, like Rolling Thunder.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That was crazy.
		And him and Kevin Holland had so many words before that, too.
		So there was a lot of anger in that.
		You know?
		That was crazy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That was a wild one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That was really crazy.
		And they had gotten some sort of an altercation before that at another event.
		So there was bad blood there.
		So it was like Hamsa just wanted to prove a point.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know, these guys aren't really playing.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They play by a different set of rules coming from that block.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's a fucking war zone.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's a different block.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a war zone, son.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They're used to actual fights.
unidentified		For sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, like to stay alive.
unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
		Scary shit, man.
		That's a fight.
		So, it's a really interesting fight.
		We're going to know real soon, like early on in the fight, whether or not Strickland can avoid the takedown and whether or not Hamzad can hit him and whether or not he can avoid getting hit because Strickland will set some traps.
		He's sneaky with his striking.
		Very clever.
		Very clever with his striking.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, also, Hamzad had the issue coming off of that, off of COVID.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He had that long, long COVID where his lungs were fucked for a while.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know what that was?
		He wouldn't stop training.
		So, he got COVID and trained.
		Hard like a fucking psychopath all through COVID to the point where he was getting bleeding out of his lungs.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no fucking shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was coughing up blood.
		He just, apparently, he's an animal.
		They just can't keep him out of the gym.
		They just can't keep him out of the gym.
		And so he kept training while he had COVID, and it got real bad to the point where he was hospitalized.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's a different type of level of being able to just like push past like physical sickness because COVID is fucked up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Push past to the point where you're almost dead.
unidentified		Yeah, but also.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And he's still showing up doing rounds.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I think I had mentioned this, but I was training with Polino and Pereira before the first Ankalaya fight, and we got sick the same way.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, wow.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Neuro.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Everyone, like I was sick.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Norovirus.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, Eo Bra was fucking so sick and he went and did the fight.
		Did the whole thing.
		He was as sick as me, apparently.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That was the first Uncle Live fight.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		First Uncle Live fight.
		I fucking literally was knocked out for 10 days.
		And this motherfucker's training, traveling, and fighting for the championship.
		And it wasn't a Pereira fight, but it was not horrible.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, it wasn't terrible.
unidentified		He lost.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But then the second fight, I was like, holy shit.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I see them training now, bro.
		He looks like a fucking.
		Behemoth at 250.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's in 260s now.
unidentified		Holy shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They weighed in at 263.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, that's him at 263 is scary.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's nuts.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That guy fought at 185 just a couple years ago.
unidentified		Scary.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Well, this is his true body type.
		He's meant to be a cowboy.
		You know what I mean?
		He's like a fucking Brazilian cowboy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Amazon warrior genes.
		Same shit we're talking about.
		That's what he is.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's the bone density stuff.
		It's not.
		It's like it's true.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Genetics.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Indigeny.
		It's true.
		You look at certain people and you see the past.
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unidentified		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I see.
unidentified		Warriors.
unidentified		Bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know how when that song comes out?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Chants were made to excite.
		They would.
		To conjure up spirit.
		That's what he fucking does.
		He's conjuring up spirit.
		That's why Yuri was so scared of being black.
		He was going to shrink his head.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yuri asked him in the second fight to not use spiritual warfare.
unidentified		So good.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's, come on.
		There's no movie that could write this type of script.
		I love this shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I felt bad for Yuri, but I felt great for Carlos at the same time.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I love that whole team.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Dash and all those boys out there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they're great guys.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I like those guys.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's like, look, I get it.
		It's a hard pill to swallow.
		I get it.
		You did back off.
		I get it.
		But also, that guy just.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You can only blame yourself on that one, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He found a way to win.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Found a way to win in the most spectacular way possible.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's the only thing that should really be spoken about is his will and his ability to fight through that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, torn ACL, they're carting you off the fucking field.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I know.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Everyone's crying that their career's over in football, carting you off the field with your heads like that.
unidentified		I know.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This dude's fucking knocking homie out for the light heavyweight championship at a win.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Fucking crazy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		So, to have that type of will in you, you could only just be mesmerized by that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I know.
		It's nuts, man.
		If you think about it, like how many.
		Great fights are out there to be had.
		How many great fights have been had?
		I mean, those moments like that, that's like you can't.
		That's one of the things that makes a sport so exciting.
		Like, you couldn't have imagined that he would blow his knee out, and then you couldn't have imagined that Yuri would pause and not know what to do, and then you couldn't have imagined that Carlos would knock him out.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's perfectly.
		Let me ask you something about the footing in the octagon.
		Did his foot slip?
		Was this slippery in there?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think it was just a placement issue.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Placed it wrong.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, sometimes in scrambles, you know, you're moving weird.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		So he overslidden.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Did he miss something?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It looks like it just blew out, man.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Because that shit just blew out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's a video of Carlos blowing his knee out, and it looks like they're in the middle of a wild exchange.
		He moves his foot in a certain way, and it just pops.
		And you can see it go up the back of his leg.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It snapped up.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It was nasty.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's nasty.
		Yeah, it's horrible.
		And it's going to take a long time for that thing to be better again.
		But he won.
		He's the world champion.
		And then Paul Acosta.
		Interim chair.
		If I was the fucking captain of the ship, that's what I would do.
		I'd go, hey, Paolo, you're a fucking star.
		Maybe on Kalayev.
		I mean, I know that Pereira just knocked him out, but he deserves to be in.
		So here it is.
		So he placed his leg weird and pushed off and it just blew out.
		See?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It looked like he was on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just a freak movement.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He didn't step on the paw of the foot.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He stepped more on the inside like that, like the angle of the step.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, it was definitely weird because they're in the middle of a scramble, you know?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But look at him.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And look at his athleticism right there.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		The way he just spun off that and stayed on that left leg.
unidentified		Oh, boy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no, that's nasty.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		When that happens, your leg is just so unstable.
		The crazy thing is, there's guys in the UFC that fight with no ACL.
		They have no ACL and they fight in the UFC.
		I know Rafael Dos Angeles was doing that for a while.
		He had no ACL and he was fighting in the UFC.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, was that during his decline?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Or was he chairing?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was still pretty close to the top.
		He had lost the title, but he was still pretty close to the top.
		We were still fucking a lot of people up.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's just another breed, also.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, that guy, the conditioning.
		That guy was sculpted.
		Dos Andros in his prime looked like somebody made him out of marble.
		He looked like he belonged at the Vatican.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I know.
		Every time I tell people I'm going to come see you, they always say, yo, can you ask him this?
		Can you ask him that?
		I started fielding questions for you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry about that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		For what?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		For you getting those questions?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, I like it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you do?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I like it.
		What are the questions?
		It's so ridiculous.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What's the most ridiculous one?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't remember.
		It's all silly.
		But one good one is like, when are you going to have Mirko Krokop here?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I actually talked to him.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I wasn't crazy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Because my boy, who lives in the same neighborhood as him that I train with, my boy Dean, he's literally a Croatian.
		He looks like fucking Mirko.
		Throws the leg, bald headed, fucking.
		He looks like he's driving BMW M5, for sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I would definitely have Mirko on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's a legend.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Need to hear from him.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's a legend and he's very funny.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I've I've seen him in interviews before.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I was wondering whether he spoke English or not, but he speaks pretty perfectly.
unidentified		Good enough.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, definitely good enough to have a conversation.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I was watching him versus Fedor today.
unidentified		That was a crazy fight.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think that was like 2000.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at him, man.
unidentified		Jack!
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's unbelievable right there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How old is Marco now?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's a recent picture?
unidentified		Yeah, four days, three days ago.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dude's in phenomenal shape.
		I mean, he's got to be 50.
		How old is Murko now?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That stuff doesn't go away when it's real, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		51.
unidentified		Shredded.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's so good.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Shredded, son.
		Yeah, he was an animal in his prime.
		Boy, he was the first kickboxer to really start doing well in MMA because he was so explosive.
		See, a lot of the other guys, like Ernesto Hoost or Peter Ertz, they were real technical, but they set things up.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		The slappers, for the most part.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They were setting things up.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Setting it up, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But with Murko, he would just explode on you.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Fucking explode your liver, explode your head with those fucking kicks, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was so fast and so explosive that when he entered into MMA, he had a kind of advantage.
		This is back when they let him fight with shoes on.
		Murko with shoes on is a crazy proposition.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's nuts.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I see a guy like this and I go, that's a giant.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's a giant.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Longman Choi, he was like seven plus feet tall.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		So when you find a skeleton of a person like this, oh, yeah.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, giants are real.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, definitely.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		They're around now, too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right, definitely.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But he doesn't look like he has gigantic.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, he does.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He does.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, he does.
		But he.
		No, but you know, like, most of those guys are unathletic.
		Their knees are knocking.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know, like, he doesn't seem unathletic.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I see what you're saying.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know, he has more of, like, he looks like he's kind of on his toes.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know, like he's.
unidentified		Moves well.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, like his legs are working in the right way.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He has proper athleticism.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, there's another guy that beat Fedor.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bigfoot, so.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bigfoot, yeah, but he looked like he had fucking.
		Yeah.
		Giant face.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he had it.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		The guy in the NBA, Victor Waymanyama, is.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Again, Wemba Nyama's got.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Seven foot four.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It doesn't look like he moves as well as he does.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		He's 22 years old.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's a fucking praying mantis dude.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		He shouldn't be able to do this stuff.
		He dribbles behind his back.
		He shoots threes.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, do you watch the NBA?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Seven foot four is crazy.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It's crazy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Do you watch the NBA though?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Sometimes.
unidentified		All right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Seven foot four is different when you weigh 190 pounds.
		Right.
		You know, seven foot four like Rick Smith's back in the day or like dudes who have a little weight on them look different.
		This guy is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's 235.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But that's.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Unbelievable.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You don't believe that?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		He probably is.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, he's 235.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's so big.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		He's still getting bigger, too.
		He's got a little brother that's not even in the NBA yet.
		He's like.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This kid is going to.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This is the future right here.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		He's maybe 16 or 17, his younger brother.
		And he's still growing.
		He's, I don't know, 6'10 now.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		This is ridiculous.
		This is the future right here of sports.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Super humans.
unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So that, if you go back to the Bible, that's like New League football.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		There are giants.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Giants are real.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		They've been around.
Future Sports Genetics 00:06:00
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, look at the guys in Iceland.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like the mountain.
unidentified		My favorite.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Some of my favorite people.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		John Paul Sigmussen.
		One of my favorite strongmen of all time.
		All the Icelandic heroes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I know, right?
		All Vikings.
		Bro, giant humans.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Half Thor Bjornsson.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's the guy from Game of Thrones.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's the mountain.
		But, bro, I guess, you know, World Strongman taught me about the world.
		It taught me about how to pronounce names and, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, Magnus von Magnuson.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Magnus Ver Magnuson.
		That's who it is.
		It's all Icelandic legends.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Jean Paul Sigmundsson, Magnus Ver.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Jani Virtinen and Yuka Hola from Finland.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, bro, I have so many genetics in that part of the world.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Unreal.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Vikings.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like, Viking genetics.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but that's like, you want to know what a Viking looked like?
		That's what they looked like.
		Those guys showed up with a fucking gigantic boat filled with animals, swinging swords, just ready to kill everybody in your village.
unidentified		Fun.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Swinging that fucking mace, swinging the hammer.
		May I have that, please?
		Yeah, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm rewatching Game of Thrones.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm on the final season now.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've never seen it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		God damn, it's good.
unidentified		I need to.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've been watching Mob Land.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Good.
unidentified		That's great.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Fucking Tom Hardy kills it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I love Tom Hardy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's my man.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But fucking Pierce Brosnan kills it.
unidentified		Holy shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Kills it.
		And what is the woman's name again?
		Helen Mirren.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		She's so good.
unidentified		Mave.
unidentified		She's so good.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		What a fucking legendary cast.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I really like that show a lot.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's amazing.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's Guy Richie.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Guy Richie's the first one.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You can find the part for me.
		I could.
		You can't do an accent, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You could learn.
		You can learn an accent, bro.
		Let's try it out right now.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Which one, Irish?
unidentified		Liverpool.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, fuck.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That fuck's sick.
unidentified		There you go.
unidentified		You're in.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've been there.
		I'm a scouser.
		You could do it, bro.
unidentified		You have to scouser.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You would live with Patty Pimblett for like a week?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Meatball Molly.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I want to live with Patty and Meatball Molly.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They'll teach you how to talk scouser.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And I want to box.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Come on.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I just want to throw hands.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I just love fucking, like, I just want to, I love boxing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, for real, for real.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
		Remember, you were trying to show me how to throw kick.
		I just stopped kicking.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you gave up?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm not a kicker.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You don't have to be.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm not a kicker.
		I'm a choker.
		I'd like to be a choker.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You could learn how to kick.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I could.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You could learn.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You just got to learn how to stretch first.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's that leg thing, man.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm scared to break my leg again.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Because every time I kick in the wrong place, it feels like you hit the ball on the wrong part of the bat.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		When you broke your leg, did you have to get pins?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it broke in half.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It broke in half, so I got the plate.
unidentified		Oh.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But it was a clean break.
		It was good.
		It's better to get shattered.
		Shattered, I would have been.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Shattered is bad.
		Shattered is bad.
		So a clean break.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It kind of made a bionic return.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So it doesn't bother you now?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, nothing.
unidentified		Oh.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, it's strong, but if I kick it in the exact spot, I'll feel it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like if someone checks a kick on their knee or something like that.
unidentified		Yay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What part of your leg broke?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to not disclose that like Bill Belichick.
unidentified		Look at you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're hiding injuries.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How did you break it?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I fell.
		Literally slipped in the kitchen.
		I was making fucking two hamburgers and I was carrying them out, and the homie was mopping at the same time.
		I was wearing the wrong shoe and I just slipped and it got caught behind me.
		That's freak accident.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, that happened is what's his face?
		Piers Morgan.
		He fell and broke his hip.
		Had to get his hip replaced.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's the thing.
		He doesn't seem like he's in great shape.
		I was in fucking sick shape at the time.
		I was riding my bike every day.
		I was feeling good.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How long ago did this happen?
unidentified		2011.
unidentified		Damn.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh no, 2010.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So that's why you're worried about kicking.
		So don't kick anybody.
		Just work on the move.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I like inside knees.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a good move for you.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Clinch knee.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's all just about hip mobility.
		Just learn some hip mobility stuff.
		I know like ballerina bars.
		Yeah, yeah.
		Those are actually really good.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I have one.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I could do a good one, I could get the leg up there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Ballerina bars are really good for swinging your leg.
		You like, you stand on your left leg and swing your right leg this, and then up like that, and then this, and then like that.
		That's really good for like opening it up.
		And getting the dexterity and strengthening up those supporting muscles.
unidentified		Yeah.
		All the flexors.
		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Everybody should have some leg and hip mobility.
		You should be able to throw a kick.
		It's not that hard, especially a low kick.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, I could throw it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But, you know, the accuracy and, you know, the devastation factor might not be there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You'll figure it out.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're a big guy.
unidentified		You're strong.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You got a lot of horsepower back there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Come here, son.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Come here, fucking wrestle you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I hear.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're getting excited.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've been, I train with Polino a lot.
		Yeah, I train with him in Jersey.
		Just holds pads.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I thought he was in Connecticut.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, his place is in Connecticut.
		Yeah, Glover's in Connecticut.
		But everyone's pretty cool.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What part of Jersey is Plinio in?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		In Nutley.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, nice.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Right there, like 50 minutes from me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's great.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's great.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Gives me good work.
		He's a good dude, too.
		I love him.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And great coach.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And they spend, yeah, I was going to say, he spends time with me and teaches me fighting.
		Not boxing.
		He showed me how to fight.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like things Alex would do.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's probably a good thing for you, too, to have someone.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That takes your mind off all the other shit you do.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's one of my favorite things.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		The thing is, one thing takes my mind off the next.
		This takes my mind off of that thing, that takes my mind off of that.
		So it's like a constant therapy that I'm giving myself.
		Because I'm getting burnt out here.
		Oh, let's turn to this.
		Now that's stopping me from doing that.
		Now we'll get burnt out there, go to the next thing.
unidentified		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm just a seasonal person.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I like doing things when I'm like, when I feel them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I know what you mean.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You feel it.
unidentified		Yeah, when I feel it.
unidentified		You see joy in it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to be forced.
Comedy Mindset Shifts 00:12:27
unidentified		Maybe you'll start.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Golfing soon.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's fucking not for me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Really?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm really good.
unidentified		There's not a lot of people.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Look at me.
		I'm really good.
		Pitch and putt?
		I'm a fucking pro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're a good mini golfer?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Pitch and putt.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Nah, mini golf, I'm not that good.
unidentified		What's the difference?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Pitch and putt is like everything except driving.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's like a hundred yards.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's like a city game.
		You have it at the park.
		Oh, but there's good 70 yards.
		Okay.
		What's the wedge?
unidentified		Mm hmm.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Okay, it's just not long drives.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		There's no drives.
unidentified		Got it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		So I'm pretty good.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So every golf game starts off with a long drive.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm totally ignorant.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Me too.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Every game starts with a drive from the beginning.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Is that true?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Mostly.
		It should be two par threes per side.
		It's not.
		Every course isn't the same, but it's like average.
		Two par threes per side, two par fives per side, and the rest are par fours.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And do you always open with like a long shot?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Is that the thing?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Isn't that like two long?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		How you play the course is supposed to be up to you.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I mean, ideally, you want to get as far.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		How would they play in PGA?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		One swing as possible so you have less strokes.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		How does the Master start?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I mean, they're.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's how I'm starting.
		How they start in Augusta, Shinnecock.
		I want to play all these.
		I just want to smoke hash on the golf courses and chill while other people play.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's what you want to do?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's doable.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I think we could do that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think that's very attainable.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Sounds like we have a show.
		I want to do it once.
		I don't want to follow them.
unidentified		Hey, Jamie?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It sounds like we're going to have a show.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right, well, you already did that with Ancient Aliens.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, how do we bring this back?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Were you fucking producing it?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I was just talking about it yesterday.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Can you produce this for me?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't need to put you on the spot.
		I don't need to put you on the spot.
		Can you be the executive producer?
unidentified		Co.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, where would we do it?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It really doesn't take much.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Where did you do it before?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You did it at Vice?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		We did it in a fucking rented studio with green screen.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's where Vice went bad.
		Well, they should have kept you around.
		They fucked up.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They fucked everything.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They had you, they had Eddie Wong.
		They had a bunch of dope shows.
		I did the Eddie Wong show.
		We went and did yoga together.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Seriously?
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yo, bro, I don't even want to tell you what I'm about to do.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I love Eddie.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's a good kid.
		Fucking.
		I'm about to do Tybo with Billy Blanks.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Now?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, today?
unidentified		Like.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're about to do it?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Thursday.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Really?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Me, Ryan Seacrest, and Billy Blanks.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
unidentified		Oh, boy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to tell you here first.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I went on Wheel of Fortune.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did you?
unidentified		I did.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How'd you do?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I can't tell you yet, but just let me tell you, I dominated.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I can't tell anyone yet, but I dominated.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think you just told us.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Let me just say something, bro.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry if this is going to ruin anything, but for fuck's sake, I dominated.
unidentified		Nice.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Beautiful.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I'm looking for Jeopardy, to be honest.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm better at Jeopardy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And so, why are you going and doing Tybo with Ryan Seacrest and Billy Blanks?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Because they took a liking to me, and now he wants to do something else.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, so you guys filming this?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we're going to film me and Ryan doing Tybo with Billy Blanks.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But for me, Billy Blanks, The Last Boy Scout, the first scene.
unidentified		That's right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's what I know him for.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's my shit.
unidentified		That's right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Ain't life a bitch.
unidentified		That's right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I forgot about that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's one of my favorite movies of all time.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, Damon Wayne's one of my favorite comics of all time.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Come on, how was it?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Damon Waynes is a fucking underrated comic.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Underrated comic and underrated action star.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was great in that fucking movie too.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bulletproof with Adam Sandler.
		Yep.
		I used to love Damon Waynes too.
unidentified		Major Payne.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh my God.
		He had a run.
		What about his brother in fucking Low Down Dirty Shane?
		That was a good action movie too.
unidentified		Keenan.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Who knew Keenan Ivory Waynes was a fucking action hero?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Keenan's a cool guy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm a get you, sucker.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
unidentified		Come on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He died from over gold.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He had too much gold.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Wasn't there a guy who had like goldfish tanks for his platform schools?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yes, of course, man.
		That was the pimp.
		Can you imagine a dude who had like golden fish tanks for platforms?
		In Living Color changed my life.
		And she changed my life.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Hey, I just read something.
		I should probably call Dave and ask him.
		But I just read something where they're thinking about bringing back the Chappelle show.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		He gave a speech.
		Eddie Murphy got another award this week, I think AFI or something.
		And Dave was on stage speaking.
		And he said he was talking with Eddie about it.
		And Eddie sort of like pushed him.
		But then during the speech, he sort of said, All right, if you want to do it.
		I think they actually even said maybe a movie, like a Chappelle Show movie.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		An actual show.
		But he's like, That would be fucking cool.
		He kind of said, Eddie, if you do Charlie's parts, let's do it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that would be incredible.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, because he kind of doesn't want to do it without Charlie.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that would be incredible.
unidentified		Oof.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That would be incredible.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I saw Eddie and Charlie on vacation once.
unidentified		Where?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was totally random.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		In Hawaii.
unidentified		Really?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I was at the counter getting my keys for the room.
		And, uh, Charlie's cousin was there.
		I was like, What are you doing?
		What's going on, man?
		What are you doing here?
		It's like, Charlie's here with Eddie.
		Come say hi.
		I went over and I had lunch with Charlie and Eddie.
		I was like, Just sitting there talking to him.
		Like, this is crazy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was crazy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Where do we stay?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Moana Surf Club?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, Four Seasons.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Four Seasons in Maui.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Beautiful place.
		Beautiful place.
		It was like, Just talking to Eddie Murphy.
		I was like, What?
		Am I really talking to Eddie Murphy?
		It was so weird.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's psychedelic right there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was cool.
		He's really cool.
		It was really fun.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I met Martin, Martin Lawrence, who was like, My grandparents learned English from this man.
		My Albanian grandparents would watch Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, and Martin.
		So, like, you know, and I did the thing with Wheel of Fortune, and then I went to the Knicks game versus the Lakers.
		I said, fuck it, I'm getting myself a ticket.
		And as I walk in, it's fucking Martin Lawrence right there.
		I almost, I literally, I've never done this to another man.
		I shook his hand, I went into his ear.
		I was like, yo, bro, you don't know how much this means to me, man.
unidentified		You don't know.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yo, bro, I, I was just talking to him.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I was like whispering in his ear how much it meant to me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He fanboyed out.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I fanboyed the fuck.
		I don't care.
		I don't care.
		I did it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dude, I saw Martin Lawrence in his prime at the comedy store in the 90s.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I would have died to see that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's another guy that people sleep on.
unidentified		My favorite.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's one of the best comics ever.
		Like when he was in his prime, he would fucking destroy.
		And I would have to follow him.
		It was hell.
		I bombed so many times.
		Mitzi Shore, that lady right there.
unidentified		Yep.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If you were coming up, one of the things that she would do is like young comics that she thought had any promise at all.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She'd put them on after monsters.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Put you right on after a legend.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yep, that's your spot.
		Right on after the killer.
		Good luck.
		Good luck, motherfucker.
unidentified		I like that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, man.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Shows you what kind of shots you got.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She knew what she was doing.
		I mean, she's the most important figure in comedy outside of comedians, for sure.
		She's number one.
		She knew.
		She knew what she was doing.
		Even with her son.
		I mean, she'd even give Paulie a break.
		You know, Paulie had to earn it himself, too.
		Damn, that's how she, you know, she knew.
		She knew, like, how, what was the best environment to create comedy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		So, Paulie Shaw was a stand up first?
		Oh, yeah.
		I didn't even realize that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Paulie's been a stand up forever.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I just knew, I just, when I was young, he was, like, in movies and shit that I liked.
		He was, like, that actor.
		Where's it at?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, he started in stand up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, he used to get babysat by Sam Kennison.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
		You gotta be a fucking funny guy after that one.
		Could that be my babysitter?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's some things you don't want to learn when you're that young.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, you don't want to learn from Sam.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I kind of do.
		I kind of, I don't know.
		I had some pretty fucking interesting characters raise me also.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm just so glad that the comedy store is still around.
		I was really worried about them during the pandemic when they were closed for like a fucking year.
		The whole thing was so insane.
		It took so long before LA allowed them to open up.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Can I ask you something honestly?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
unidentified		All right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		The comics of today.
		Do you find them?
		It's just because we've aged a little bit and we find different things.
		Like, do you find them as funny as you found people that you looked up to, like your elders?
		Do you find these younger guys funny?
		Like, can you vibe with it?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I definitely could vibe with it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, as far as like.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Do they make you cackle the way these other fucking guys do?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It depends on who you watch.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know who I like?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I like Stavi.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, Stavi's hilarious.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Stavros fucking.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Stavros is hilarious.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's more funny comics now, I think, than ever.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Really?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think so.
		Yeah, it's a really good time for up and coming people, new people.
		There's a lot of excitement about comedy.
		Then there's Kill Tony, which is this awesome platform for them.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Were you doing that last night?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, I wasn't there last night.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Because I drove by the mothership and it was cranking.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It was cranking.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That was Kill Tony night.
		I wasn't there last night, but Ari Shafir was there.
		Luis J. Gomez was there.
		It was a great setup.
		It's always a good show.
		It's always a fun show.
		Gives people legit opportunity to get on stage and either to get on YouTube or to get on Netflix in front of the whole fucking world.
		And it could make your career.
		It could make your life.
		It could change everything.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's not like a voice type of vibe.
		It's more of like a fucking real show and then just people see you there.
		It's not like a competition.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, there's no competition.
		But you do get one minute.
		And if you do well, Tony invites you back.
		Yeah.
		Not judged, but you get feedback from the comics or everybody's just fucking around.
		It's all very loose and open.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Showtime at the bottom.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You don't get yanked.
		No, you don't get yanked.
		You get your one minute.
unidentified		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And if you suck, Tony roasts you.
		And, you know, but sometimes the people that suck, they know they sucked and they're really funny talking about how they sucked.
		It's just a great show.
		But it's just an opportunity where comedians see there's a path.
		All I have to do is keep doing open mics, put together an act, start getting a little road work, do kill Tony.
		And then next thing you know, I'm headlining on the road like all these other guys that have become regulars on the show.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		There's a clear path.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, like you could really make a living and have a real career in comedy.
		So, because of that, it's like comedy is really exciting right now.
		It's like, and because of YouTube, because you could put your special.
		Just, you don't need, like, you don't need big guys.
unidentified		You put it right up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You don't need anything.
		Just upload it onto YouTube.
		Next thing you know, it's got a million views.
		Holy shit.
		You're off and running.
		And then people could, the best thing about YouTube is people could share it.
		You could see a funny comedy special.
		Oh shit, you got to watch this.
		You send it to me.
		I'm like, ah!
		And then I'll send it to him.
		And that's how things happen.
		It's like, that never existed before.
unidentified		So, that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Paves the way for more comics to be encouraged to try it because there's an if you got a work ethic and you're willing to do it, there's an actual path to having a career.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, because before it had it was like a little bit like luck, you had to meet the right person, and now there's like getting to the major leagues.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, go to the minors, you go through here, he's clear.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What's the pathway for rappers?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		There's really none.
		Nowadays, I believe it's all the same thing.
		You just choose your own path.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just become mayor.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		You fucking kidding me?
		I'd love to do that.
		The mayor, if I could be the mayor.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you could be the mayor.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Just someone got to feed me some political situations that are good.
		Good things only.
		I don't want to do anything bad.
		No, but like the path to being a rapper, there's really, first off, you have to be just nice.
		You have to be good.
		You shouldn't be doing it if you suck.
unidentified		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And some, your friends should tell you, yo, listen, this is not for you.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Let's step away from this and do something else.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You have to have good people around you.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I had a lot of people around me that are fucking straight up haters, very raw deal people, and no one told me to stop.
unidentified		Of course.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And that inspired me to keep going.
		And honestly, you just have to have it within you.
		You either have it or you don't.
		I've been around here now 16 years, and I've seen a lot of fucking people come and go.
		But I've been a constant, and I don't even think I've peaked in any area of life yet.
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action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Truly.
		I feel like I'm on the brink of, I'm always on the brink of a new exploration, a new breakthrough.
		And that's how I take things, because I don't like, I don't want to be stagnant.
		I look older.
		I'm visibly grizzled.
		I'm visibly Sean Connery'd.
		But because I started later, you didn't see me as a fucking 15 year old kid jumping around.
		Right.
		I came in as a 27 year old man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		So you've seen me throughout the years, I've just now, I'm more of a man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		So I didn't start as a little babyface, you know?
		A lot of these kids, you see them 16 years later, they look the exact same because you saw them at 13.
		Not me.
unidentified		Right.
		I feel you.
		You know?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's a great attitude anyway.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If you're just continuing to improve at something, that's a great way to live life.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I just like learning, man.
		I love new experiences.
		I want to fucking, like, I'm just finding new things that I love every single day of life.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's awesome.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Truthfully, man.
		I feel blessed and special to have those type of outlets where I don't have to, like, search for shit and things.
		Just like hobbies fall in my lap.
		They do because I really am a connoisseur of many things in life that I love.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What other hobbies do you like?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like I said, I love gardening.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I love overlanding now.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You go overlanding?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, I want to take my truck everywhere now.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What kind of truck you got?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I got a Sequoia.
unidentified		Ooh.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Brand new 26.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It was the best purchase I've ever made in my life.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They never break.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They never break.
		And New York was so fucking heavy duty.
		I was like in war mode.
		There was nothing stopping me.
unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Four wheel drive.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		800 wheel drive that car got.
		It got power like you can't believe.
		It's perfect.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Toyotas are hard to go wrong.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I love Toyota.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Hard to go wrong with a Toyota.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I love Toyota.
		I had Jeeps for a while.
		But I started, my mother had the 83 Toyota Celica.
		That was our first car.
		We called it Brownie.
		It got us everywhere.
		Then we made the change to the 94 Jeep Grand Cherokee Forest Green.
		We had that for a long time until we got the Hyundai Sonata that I got stolen by accident.
		You know, it was the morning before, that was the night before the Brett Favre jet experiment that was going to happen.
		You know, he went to the Jets.
		I went to the store in my underwear that I always do up the block from my house.
		Bought a vanilla Dutch and a set for life, and two fucking kids jumped in the car and just dipped.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
unidentified		So.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And you were in your underwear?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I was in my underwear.
		I had to fucking make the police report in underwear.
		Why are you in underwear?
		First off, that was the first question.
		Why are you in underwear?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a solid question.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I said, Should I take them off?
		You want me to take them off?
		Are you crazy?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It does make the situation weirder.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It makes it all weirder.
		Why I left with underwear on only.
		Yeah, it was hot out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I wouldn't advise that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, no, don't do that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Even if you're going to your local store.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did you do things to the Sequoia?
		Did you put a lift on it?
		What'd you do?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I put the lift on it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did you change the tires?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, some 35s, some Toyos.
		Oh, shit, look at you.
		I went nuts.
		I got the crazy rack.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I got a roof rack, the whole deal.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I even got a roof rack.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Nice.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, but I really, you know, I'm trying to throw the Dobbinsons kit on there, so it's really lifted.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And I want to go, I want to do like a Dakar rally vibe.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so do you want to take this and just go out into the woods and camp out for a while?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I want to do that too.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But I want to drive to the unknown.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just drive over through the unknown.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		There's a trip that these guys.
		It's probably not.
		It's not the move.
		It's too big.
		It's too burly.
unidentified		I need.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Old Land Cruisers are the move.
unidentified		I need.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like 80 series Land Cruisers.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I need something that's a little bit more mobile.
		You're right.
		I've been looking to go maybe Mitsubishi Pejero.
		Right hand drive or.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know what's real good?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Is the Lexus GX.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's the one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		A little soft.
unidentified		The comfort.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Uh huh.
unidentified		Comfort.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But also, a lot of dudes take those and put lifts on them, and there's a lot of aftermarket stuff available for them.
		Because they're so luxury.
		And they're so fucking reliable.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's that Toyota motor.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you can't go wrong with Toyotas.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, they know that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They try to go Toyota.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Holler at me.
unidentified		Come on.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm the perfect goddamn Toyota.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I have a 95 Land Cruiser.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I love those things.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Champagne?
unidentified		What color?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, it's silver.
unidentified		Silver.
unidentified		Silver.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's Lexus Atomic Silver.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I had it painted.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's dope.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		She gets me crazy.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And that fucking thing you got the Raptor, the Hennessy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, I got the Raptor.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's more than the Hennessy.
		What is it?
		The fucking VSOP.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, it's the Hennessy.
		It's the Hennessy 1000.
		So they take a Raptor R and turn it into a 1,000 horsepower pickup truck.
		It's ridiculous.
		Totally necessary.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's 100%.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Do you overland here?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Just fucking drive the streets.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, I've taken it out to ranches before, though.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I've taken it out to ranches.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You need that vehicle for the ranch.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It helps.
		It definitely helps when you're getting over stuff.
		Those things have so much wheel travel, those Raptors.
		They're so good, especially the Hennessy because it's even more lifted.
		It's so good at articulating over spaces.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You're saying independent arms?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's just the suspension is designed to be pliable, right?
		It's like when you're going over fucked up ground, it moves with it.
		The thing about those old Land Cruisers is that they all had solid axles front and rear.
		That's like a real hardcore off-roading vehicle.
unidentified		Durable.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And because it turns like the side.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You've seen like guys going overlanding with land cruisers where they have like the crazy.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		With the rocks where they're going over like.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dudes get obsessed with those weird trails, like just getting up them.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm starting to be.
		I'm just.
		The burn is there.
		I'm just little by little.
		Soon you'll see me in fucking Moab going crazy through the rocks.
unidentified		For real.
unidentified		She got a Jeep.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Jeeps are really good for that because they're real small.
		They're not very big, you know.
		Two door Jeep or four door Jeep.
		They're real small, easy to move.
		A lot of fucking stuff that you could get put on them.
		A lot of aftermarket stuff for Jeeps.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		How much fun is that to put shit on things?
		Oh, so fun.
		Like to fucking soup things up.
		So exciting.
		I'm working on an 87 M6 right now that I've had just sitting there in my garage for 12 years.
unidentified		Really?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		About to give it a new life.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What are you going to do to it?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Baja.
unidentified		Really?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Making it a rally car, lifting it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Holy shit.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Big wheels.
unidentified		Really?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm done dropping things.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm only lifting things now.
unidentified		Wow.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I've dropped every fucking BMW I've ever had to the ground where you're just scraping.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're subconsciously preparing for the end of civilization.
		Bro, I think so.
		We're going to have to go off the roads.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I got the Japanese G.I. Joe truck.
		I'm prepping everything.
		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You have an apocalypse vehicle.
		Yeah.
		I recommend those.
		You should get one.
		When things go sideways, you've got to have something that can go away from the road.
unidentified		100%.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Apocalypse vehicle.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're on the highway, you're stuck?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I can't even get in the fucking thing right now.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I could, but it wouldn't be as good.
unidentified		It sucks.
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action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's those seats that hug your ass.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I don't want anyone hugging my ass.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Little tying guy with a cigarette, man.
unidentified		Exactly.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Fucking with his legs crossed in the car.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like the real deep bend.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, who could cross their legs with the deep bend?
		My nuts don't allow that.
		It's a European thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Art Shapir does it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He sits like that, but he's fine.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Ask him about his nuts.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		What do they do when that happens?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Tucks them in there somewhere.
		They go in the space, the gap, the gap between the two legs.
		You know?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's a crazy way to sit for your own subconscious to know that's how you're sitting.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That your shit's tucked.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're crushing nuts.
unidentified		Yeah, nah.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I can't do it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, you and I both have tree trunk legs.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no, that's true.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		There's no way.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It won't work like that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		There's no way.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Go over there like that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I could barely do it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Let's do it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Let's do it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Adam Corolla talks about this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's like, it's a thing that liberals do to let you know that they think the way you think.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		To sit like that is unreal.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's like they've got this cross, like, well, it's like a feminine expression.
		I'm not threatening.
		I'm basically progressive.
		You know, I'm, you know, I've got the legs in the proper position.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's letting you know.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's all body language.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Whereas Trump sits like this with his hands over his balls.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Fucking.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He holds his hands.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Everything's open.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's got like, look at the hover right over his cock.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's so ridiculous.
unidentified		Oh, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, women always get mad on subways because men man spread.
		But the reason why is that's how our hips are designed.
		What is this?
		The microphone's running on his cock?
		That's ridiculous.
unidentified		Oh, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That is ridiculous.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's a funny picture.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So, how did Ancient Aliens, that show that you did, you getting high watching Ancient Aliens, how'd that even start?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Vice was about to fucking take over the History Channel.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And they just needed content?
unidentified		No.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I was like, yo, you guys are fucking bugging.
		You're not taking this off.
		This has to stay.
		Like, yo, ancient alien, this comes with vice.
		Like, this is now going to be transferred.
		And they were like, I don't know if we could do it.
		So I had to go and speak to the homie who invented it.
		He gave me his blessings.
		I sat with him for like four hours.
		He was talking shit to me, whatever.
		Convinced him.
		He was, I was like, yo, this is not a joke.
		Like, everything is tongue in cheek and ridiculous, but this is how it makes us feel.
		I'm a proponent.
		I'm a believer.
		If I need to talk to Giorgio Sukalos, bring him here.
		Whatever.
		So he believed me and he, like, he gave us the blessing.
		He recently, he didn't recently pass, but he passed a couple of years ago and.
unidentified		Well, who did?
unidentified		Giorgio?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, not Giorgio, but the main creator.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		His name is fucking stupid.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Giorgio's the meme.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's the meme, yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's the hare.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm not saying it's aliens.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		He's the hare.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But it's aliens.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But there's a lot of other sicko dudes on there that I know.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, there's a lot of them.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Sean Eric, the guy who just died, also.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Von Denneken?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Von Dennett, yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Eric Von Denneken.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Eric Von Denneken, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I met him.
unidentified		Really?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, my friend Eric Weinstein brought me to a lunch where he was at, and I had a chance to talk to him about.
		What he believes and all this stuff.
		He was all in on the idea that aliens definitely came down here and built everything.
		I'm more of a believer that there was an ending of civilization and a rebirth of it, and that what we're looking at is some incredible technology that humans had invented a long fucking time ago.
		And that's what's responsible for all these structures that we don't understand.
		Like the ones in Mexico are crazy, man.
		They didn't know, they just uncovered those.
		I didn't know that until like.
		Not that long ago.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, these were.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I thought the Aztecs built all that shit.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Well, think about all these things that they're finding now.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like, I've seen recently, like, all these pyramids they're finding in Antarctica.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, I know that there's one mountain.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Or in China.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's just odd looking.
		Yeah, the odd looking nature of it.
		There's, like, domes and, like, points underneath.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It looks weird.
		That one looks weird.
		There's a bunch of them in the Amazon that look really weird.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like, when they do the LIDAR.
		Underneath the riverbed, there's like civilization under there.
		There's like true civilization in certain areas of the Amazon.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I have a friend of mine, Luke Caverns, who goes and explores these things all the time.
		We were actually just talking about one of them that I think is in Peru.
		I sent it to him and I asked him, I said, hey, is this legit?
		And he's like, yeah, absolutely.
		Not only is it legit, but you can't get there.
		Like, it's a really hard place to visit, it's almost impossible to get there.
		And no one's really looked into it in terms of like, here it is.
		I found it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		So, what'd they do?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		An overhead?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, they have images of it, and you look at the image and you're like, whoa, what is going on here?
		Like, this is weird.
		Like, the image here I'm saying.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's like full civilization along the bank.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's in the middle.
		In the middle of the water.
		I think it's deep in the jungle, and I think it's very difficult to get to.
		But the thing is, a lot of the jungle, a lot of the Amazon, a lot of this stuff is.
		There's areas where people don't necessarily know how many people were living there a thousand years ago or two thousand years ago.
		It could have been like densely packed.
		Like, look at that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That looks like a densely packed area with people.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What the fuck is that?
		Like, that does not look.
		That's the AI version.
		But go back to that.
		That's a real picture.
		Bro, that does not look natural at all.
		It doesn't match anything around it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It looks like something that someone built.
		It doesn't mean that it's something that someone built, and it might just be that angle, right?
		If you look at it from the other side, it might look like bullshit.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But from that angle, there's angles of.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		There's isosceles right there.
unidentified		There's.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		How this triangular situation is going on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They say, but it said in that image.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But it don't look like it's four sides.
		It looked like five sides.
		Boom, boom, boom.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's hard to say.
unidentified		Boom, boom.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, it could be four.
		It just could be four.
		Because where it is, if you just reverse it, you just reverse what you're saying.
unidentified		You're right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So it says geologists refer to this formation as Cerro Elcano, attributing its sharp angles and pyramid like structure to the slow, patient work of wind, rain, and erosion over countless centuries.
		Or someone built it.
		Like, if you're not exploring it and you're saying that this thing that looks just like a pyramid, you think it was made by pyramid, by slow, patient work of wind and rain.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But there's no other rock around it.
		Why didn't the patience happen there?
		This is a straight up plane.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It doesn't make any sense.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This is a jungle plane.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That looks like a person built it.
		Those are right angles.
		And it's covered with bushes.
		So you've got to think what did it look like when it.
		And they haven't gone and checked it out.
		I'll tell you what Luke said to me because Luke is actually an expert in this stuff.
		This is what he does.
		He goes and visits these places.
		And he was telling me, it's like this stuff is so strange because there's a bunch of these kind of structures that are in the jungle.
		All of them haven't been explored, and there's a lot of resistance.
		He says it's deep in uncontacted tribe land.
		There's a small river that can get you within the 25 mile mark.
		He said it's crazy out there.
		So it's just like you just have a really difficult time in getting to it.
		I mean, there's a river that can get you within 25 miles of it.
unidentified		Okay.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And then what?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Then you've got to walk through the jungle 25 miles to get there.
		What does it look like on Google Earth?
		What does it look like though?
		I know, but get that stupid little dot off of it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's right at the border of Peru and Brazil?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, what's under there?
		I want to know what's under there.
		Boy, that does look like a fucking pyramid, man.
		That looks like a pyramid that's covered with bushes.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, out in the middle of nowhere.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They find all of them.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Those are other ones?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Hey, look at that.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It's in a similar line.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It looks like it's in a pattern of a star in the sky.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Right, the tree, the tree, boom, boom, boom, and then that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's weird.
		Oh, here's another one.
		Did you see that they think that there's a second sphinx in Egypt?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so they've done scans of this area where a second sphinx would be, and there's something under the sand.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's the size of a sphinx.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Would it be next to the original one?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's in the same area, like the same area.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So you have your pyramids, and then there's a sphinx, and on the opposite side, there's another sphinx.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But the sphinx isn't the sphinx.
		It was something else.
		The face was something else, right?
unidentified		They think.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They think the face was a lion's face, and then.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Well, like that dog, that long snouted dog that they have?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Could be.
		I don't think they think it's that, though.
		I think they think it's a lion.
		And so there's one exactly opposite of it.
		I mean, and so this one, what does it look like when they showed that image, the scan?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I don't think there's anything there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But what did the scan say?
unidentified		I don't.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Would you scroll up?
		See, that's a scan.
		And it said something above it.
		It said, scans hinting at complex megastructure beneath the Giza Plateau.
		And so satellite images of the Giza Plateau reportedly captured this dune, which the signal processing researcher claims measures approximately 108 feet tall.
		The first sphinx sits slightly below the surrounding surface in a shallow depression, so it's quite possible the second sphinx could be hidden beneath this higher mound.
		So it's in the right position where a second sphinx would be.
		Because I think.
unidentified		Side by side.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Would they be side by side?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't think so.
		I think they.
		It's like the pyramids are in the center, sphinx going that way, sphinx going that way.
		I think that's the idea.
		Does sphinx appear in pairs more than once?
		Are they.
		Would they look in for it because that's a normal.
		Like, set up?
		Like, what's the normal configuration of sphinxes?
		Yes, sphinxes frequently appear in pairs in ancient Egypt, Greek, and Roman art, often acting as guardians in pairs or long avenues at temple entrances rather than as solitary monuments like the Great Sphinx.
unidentified		I mean, that makes sense, right?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		If they're facing opposite ways, also, the ones guarding the exit, the ones at both entrances, they're far away from each other, though.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right, but far in relative position to how far the sphinx is from the pyramids in the first place.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Well, then we'd have to ask, like, Do they appear in pairs far away from each other, not next to each other?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Because that's sort of saying like they're guarding doors next to each other.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, there's guarding lions.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I understand, but.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Or just entrances.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		If there's two entrances, you need them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, let's put that into perplexity.
		Ask it when sphinxes appear in pairs, what is the configuration?
		What is the configuration?
		What is the configuration?
		So maybe it'll tell us there and give us maybe they are like right next to each other, and then this doesn't make any sense.
		In both Egyptian art and architecture, sphinxes very often appear in pairs, usually flanking an axis such as a road, doorway, or staircase.
		So, like two in front of a doorway.
		Temple approaches, rows, or pairs of sphinxes commonly line the processional roads with one on each side of the central path.
		So, usually, like on two sides of a door, gates and doorway, gateways and doorways, pair of sphinx orientation idea.
		Modern popular writers often say one faces east and the other faces west.
		Okay, well, that's different.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's what they would have found.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So, it's possible that they did it in several different ways, but often in twos.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		So, if they do have one big sphinx and there's another, yeah, but it's pulling that from a Facebook post talking about this potential second one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, interesting.
		Interesting.
		So, it might be harsh.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Just a grain of salt with.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It is all right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We won't know until they get in there, but if they if it is there and it's just under sand, that's not that big of a deal because they had to uncover this one.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		When this one does it take to excavate these things, it'll take a while.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's a lot of sand, like but depends on how many workers, how many machines.
		Also, they have to do it carefully.
		Oh my goodness, you want to make sure you don't fuck up the sphinx.
		But if there is a sphinx under there, that would be fucking nuts.
		They found a second sphinx and they dug it out and they're like, oh, look at that sphinx.
		Oh, that's a lady's head.
		With one today.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		The nurturer.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's weird.
		What a weird head.
		Like, it's got pointy ears, right?
		Are those ears pointy, or is that just where the hair goes?
unidentified		Hair.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How weird.
		Well, maybe it was a chick.
		And they're like, nah, make it my face.
unidentified		One big chick.
unidentified		One big chick.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		One big breast?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, one hard one.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Fucking arm is jacked.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I don't like it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A little too much.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I mean, total recall.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Three breasts if you want.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Isn't it weird that we like two, but we don't like three?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no, three is gross.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Three is gross.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Because it's weird, that middle part.
		You don't want the separation.
		Natural, you don't want like a third, it's like a fucking weird ornament.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know how a girl would have to be to pull off a third tit.
		They'd be like, I think I like it.
		I didn't like it when I first met her, but now I really like it.
unidentified		Why not?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		We're in the future, total recall.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But if it was normal to have three boobs, that's what we would like.
		That's what's weird.
		Like the female shape, the desired female shape, like the fertility doll shape.
		It's very weird how that could have been a bunch of different shapes.
		Like for an ant, it's something a little honey on its ass.
unidentified		Exactly.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But this is also a thing.
		Why are we so obsessed with ass?
		I know, I am obsessed with an ass, and shit comes from it.
		Like you shit.
		Horrible things from your ass, but yet I love looking at that ass.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		People are complex.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And I dream of biting that ass.
		Like, why?
		When I know fecal comes from it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		People are confusing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We're confusing to each other.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm confused at myself.
unidentified		You should be.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I really am.
		But I love myself.
		Mike Tyson told me to never speak bad about myself because my subconscious doesn't know whether I'm joking or not.
unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, that's wise.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I think he heard that from fucking Bruce Lee, though.
		I'm not going to lie.
		I heard Bruce Lee say that on some shit recently.
		I was like, damn, Mike.
		And then I heard Bruce Lee say it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's something true to that, for sure.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		There's no doubt.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No doubt.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know, I always call myself a jerk or a schmuck.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm not.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What's this, Jeremy?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I'm looking at the oldest known pictures of the Sphinx.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This is the oldest known?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So part of it's still underground.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Somewhere around 1850 to 1860.
unidentified		Wow.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I'm trying to find a year on that.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It's actually 1892.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's nuts.
Dubai Construction Wonders 00:04:23
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It looks so strange.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The whole thing is so strange, man.
		That place is so old.
		Just even if you just go by what they think, which is 4,500 years ago, they built this thing.
		That's so crazy.
		That's so fucking long ago.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Well, now they're gonna have fucking Rico Verhoeven and uh and who else fight there, right?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, and Usik and fucking Verhoeven fight there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's nuts.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's kind of bugged out.
		It is kind of bugged out, but I like the idea of using the backdrop.
		No, the natural arenas, natural wonders arena.
		We should have it in Rome.
		We should have it, you know, by the way, it's hot.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Fuck out there.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's in the sandstorms.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		How's this going to work?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What are they going to do?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		How's this going to work?
unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What if there's a fucking sandstorm in the middle of the fight and they get sand in their eyes?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They're swinging blind.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They fucking tried to do it in Times Square.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It was a mess.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that didn't work out so well.
		The fights weren't that good either.
		Except Teofimo.
		Teofimo fought really well.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Well, you got to have.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You got to bring the right people.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Someone was saying that it's almost like they're paying them so much that these guys are scared to lose.
		That they're.
		You know what I mean?
		Like that was the argument about that.
		That Times Square car.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because the Saudis came in and just went.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Throwing that brake truck, man.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They don't like rap, huh?
unidentified		Open the door.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They probably do.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They haven't hollered at me.
		Oh, man.
		I would go there.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'd be interested in seeing the Middle East.
		I'd be interested to see.
		It'd be interesting to see all these places, man.
		I've been to a lot of places on earth, but never over there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I've been to Dubai.
		Briefly for a UFC weigh in and the UFC, which was in Abu Dhabi.
		So I've been there for that.
unidentified		And?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was great.
		That was a long time ago.
		But obviously, it was the best possible conditions there with the UFC, staying in a nice hotel.
		But a lot of money over there, man.
		I'll tell you that.
		Like when you're in Dubai, and this was quite a while ago.
		So Dubai is even crazier now.
		I mean, the construction there is just nuts.
		It's just so fucking high tech and everything's beautiful and no crime.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Looks like it seems like a great place to be.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know people just move to Dubai just because there's no crime.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but there's no hash either.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		There's hash, but they're not letting you smoke it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, you get caught with that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You go to jail forever.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, they're the ones who have been making it for fucking millions of years.
		What the hell?
		I know, isn't that crazy?
		What are they doing?
		They're keeping it for themselves.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I wonder why they make it so illegal over there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It doesn't make sense.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, because if they didn't, I wonder if they're just worried about people behaving foolishly because they don't have any tolerance for fucking around over there.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Well, you fucking see Amsterdam.
		That place is a goddam mess when it comes to weed.
		Even since they made weed legal in America, in some places, it's a fucking carnival.
		It's terrible.
		It makes it.
unidentified		Huh?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Amsterdam is?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
		Just places in America also.
		Like New York, now that weed is legal, it's disgraceful.
		In what way?
		Just the culture, like people smoking weed in the street, like.
unidentified		Openly.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Not just openly, but like obnoxiously.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like everything is obnoxious.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like weed smoke everywhere?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's not just that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's just the way it's done is obnoxious.
unidentified		Mm hmm.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's just like we can finally do it legally.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, let's fucking go.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Let's be real stupid about it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do you think that that'll eventually settle down and this is just because it's a new thing that's legal?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think so.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And it's really not even the people who, like, you know, it's not like I'm a connoisseur of smoking weed, but I kind of am.
unidentified		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And I like to do it in a certain way, but I'm not judging how anyone else does it, but I feel like my way is best.
		I hear what you're saying.
		Nice and chill.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Chilling in the crib.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You don't want to annoy other people with it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's the problem.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Not having to be like old school back in the day.
		I used to come into class smelling like the most weed that I possibly could because that was what I was trying to exude.
		I was trying to be cool.
		Come in smelling like the stuff.
		You have your friends blowing on you?
unidentified		Blowing on me.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Bro, you go in and you're like, whoo, who's fucking smelling?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That was like some rush.
unidentified		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Being in class and that happened.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		And you're all stoned and shit in the back.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It worked out for you.
unidentified		It did.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A lot of people probably thought it wouldn't, though, right?
Black Hole Mysteries 00:08:41
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		There's no doubt about it.
		Are you kidding me?
		Yeah.
		I've been sold short my whole life.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It would be funny, too, those people that had a bad opinion of it back then, and they look at you now and like, boy, did I call that one wrong?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Just in general, man, like, I did all right.
		I did all right.
		I've been reflecting a lot under the stars and in nature.
		Well, I'm just having.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		When you're overlanding?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, because when I'm not overlanding, now I'm camping.
unidentified		Whoa.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Now I'm camped.
unidentified		Stay.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Now I'm at camp, base camp.
		Now I'm on the ground.
		Yeah, I'm grounding.
		Take my shoes off, feel the grass.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dude, I went down a crazy space rabbit hole last night.
		I was going down this rabbit hole of black holes.
		And you remember, Jamie, I told you about that black hole that they found that's as big as our galaxy?
		Yeah.
		Not our galaxy, excuse me, our solar system.
		They found a black hole that is so big that it's bigger than from here all the way to Pluto.
		Well, they found one now that's bigger than our galaxy.
		They found a black hole that's larger than the.
		I think it's called Phoenix A. See if we can find the Phoenix A black hole.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		If it's larger than the galaxy, there's really no measurement of what this is.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		To even think about you saying, yo, it's bigger than our galaxy, what the fuck is that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What the fuck is that?
		The way this person in this video was explaining.
		Explaining it, it's so insane because the amount of time that it would take for a black hole to suck in that much matter to become that massive, there's not enough time since the birth of the universe.
		So they're confused as to how it's formed.
		They're like, well, maybe we're wrong about how these things are formed.
		It's roughly 100 times larger than the distance between the Sun and Pluto, with a diameter of roughly 590 billion kilometers.
		Unlike many supermassive black holes that inhabit star formation, That inhibits star formation.
		Phoenix A is currently in a phase of rapid growth, consuming enough matter to grow about 60 solar masses per year.
		This activity drives high rates of star formation in its surrounding galaxy.
unidentified		Fuck.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Is there any way to diagnose this black hole from here?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Can we see it through any telescope, any high powered thing?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, they detected it, but I don't understand how they detect it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		But any of them.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Can we see any of them in real time?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You can't really see a black hole.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What you see is everything around the black hole getting sucked into it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, you see some sort of weird movement, no?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I saw this.
		I thought you were headed towards this.
		I saw this within the last couple of days.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Anton Petrov?
unidentified		No, no.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		The Milky Way lives in this thing called a void that is like a black hole, but it's like 2 billion light years across.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		And we're in the middle of it.
unidentified		What?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Look at that picture as an example of what that would be.
unidentified		Wow.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		There's nothing else around us.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's perfectly clear.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So is that circle supposed to be the Milky Way?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that would be the Milky Way.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's the galaxy.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Billion light years to get to the direction.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But that's Earth.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I know.
		Again, it's not the best.
		Earth is in the Milky Way, so it's showing you that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so the Milky Way is just in the center of a void.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Is that uncommon?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's the thing.
		It's like, are all these galaxies in the center of a void?
		But just the idea that there's a supermassive black hole out there that's 100 times more massive or 100 times larger than the distance between Earth and Pluto.
		Like, what?
unidentified		What do you think?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This is why we have to be smoking weed in front of a green screen talking about this and having weird people come on and comment.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Have you been paying attention to this news about these UFO researchers and scientists that have been going missing?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That are going missing?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What do you think of that?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Listen, don't top doctors go missing.
		Don't top physicists go missing.
		Don't fucking Ash.
		All these fucking people who are in.
unidentified		Facts.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Power positions.
unidentified		Not even.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Just position of high intelligence, knowledge.
unidentified		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They go bye bye.
		The best heart surgeons on earth, seven of them were on the same fucking plane that went down.
		What do you know?
		The best, whatever, whatever.
		They just found the cure for cancer.
		These 10 doctors, they're on a PJ to fucking who the hell knows where, and they go down.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Jesse wrote a good write up about them all that I think explains the angle we would prefer to hear about, you know, like conspiracies and UFOs and stuff.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So he thinks it's a conspiracy?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		No, he's laying out the possibility of it being a conspiracy, at least from that angle.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		It's just crazy that all these top doctors and top things and physicists and just like these people just disappear.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		One of them was a general who's also a.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		He's the.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Generals know shit.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		He's the king.
unidentified		He was.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		He was in charge of, I think, the UFO program.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		If there is one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If there is one.
		But if you did.
		Didn't he just leave the house with just a gun?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I don't.
		Yeah.
		That's on the screen what he left with.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He took a red backpack, his wallet, and a.38 caliber revolver.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Left behind his phone.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He left behind his phone.
		His wife reported him missing within three hours.
		Despite FBI involvement, Air Force Office of Special Investigation, search dogs, drones, helicopters, horseback teams, Fleer sweeps and 700 canvas households.
		No confirmed sightings of McCasland has ever surfaced.
		Surveillance cameras covered both ends of his street.
		None captured his direction of travel.
		After weeks of searching, the only item recovered was a gray Air Force sweatshirt a mile east of his house.
		Testing could not confirm it was his.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		So he was the first one to disappear and then the hair came off?
		He was the first one to disappear and then another one disappeared.
		And they're like, well, they actually might have worked together.
		And then, like, every other day, it's like, now another one and another one and another one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Also, if you knew something that the whole world didn't know, like, if you knew the human race was just a bunch of soul containers for some super advanced alien race that just uses us as a farm.
unidentified		Yeah, here's the purpose.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And you're like, what's the purpose?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		His name pops up is because his name was in the.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, just an empty body with fucking aliens hosting us.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Hacked emails from Hillary Clinton's campaign chairman, John Podesta, revealed correspondence from Tom DeLong.
		Naming McCaslin directly.
		DeLonge?
		I'm saying it wrong, right?
		No, it's Tom DeLonge.
unidentified		DeLonge.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		DeLonge wrote that McCaslin helped assemble his advisory team, was deeply aware of what DeLonge was trying to achieve, had received a four hour briefing on the project.
		DeLonge added that McCaslin ran the laboratory at Wright Patterson where the Roswell material was shipped.
		But that's all speculation.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		What's the part?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The Roswell material.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They keep talking about Roswell and this and that.
		There's so much.
		Why are they.
		Why is it always like focused on that shit?
		Sorry, we don't have headphones on.
unidentified		Say it again.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		He did run, it was in charge of the Air Force lab at Wright Pat.
		That's why it's linked to the Roswell material.
		That could be the part you put in parentheses, but he did run that lab.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's all very interesting because that is the lore was that that's where the wreckage was shipped.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		And then the one we were talking about yesterday, Monica Rez, I looked her up.
		She is known for being on a patent of some super metal alloy.
		I was looking that up yesterday.
		That doesn't mean anything specifically.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This is the lady that vanished.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She was the lady that was hiking.
		Her friend turned around, saw her, kept hiking, said something to her, kept hiking, turned around a little while later, and she was gone.
		No one ever found her.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Co invented an alloy called Mondoloy, which is used in rocket engines currently.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dun, dun, dun.
unidentified		Come on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And maybe working on some new shit.
		Uh huh.
		Maybe.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, those people who got those patents to all those metal, like the fucking guy who got the patent to the clip that turns the gun into an automatic or the.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Mm hmm.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's that shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Those little components turn bigger things into like super situations.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, this is like a crazy alloy for spaceships.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but just because you need that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
		But it's kind of weird that that lady is the lady that goes missing.
		So if you were a competitor country, I could see why you'd want to take out one of those scientists.
		You know, definitely.
		If you were involved in another industry that might be harmed by her work, like if her work would make your work obsolete, you might want to get rid of her.
unidentified		Get rid of her?
Scientist Disappearance Hype 00:01:38
unidentified		That's right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look, that's always happened.
		People have always done that.
		You can't take it out of the equation.
		You've got to thoroughly investigate.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		This is, it's a story as old as time.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It is, right?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You get rid of one person, the next one comes in.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		If they're threatening to you, they go bye bye.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Especially in big business.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Rocket engines and alloys and space travel and something as small as fucking numbers betting.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		They kill you for betting numbers.
		They're not going to kill you for that.
		Truth.
		Nothing but truth, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, listen, brother.
		Thanks for being here.
		Tell us, everybody, one more time your album.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Gives a fuck.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Come on, dog.
unidentified		We do.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm not here for that.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I'm just here to say hello.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to get people to check it out.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You think they're going to give a shit?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think they will.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they like it.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Fucking Planet Frog coming out real soon, man.
		We're dropping now.
		Yo, you already know that hype shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Hype shit.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know, I got all kinds of things.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		I got many projects on the way for the year.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Fuck, that's delicious.
unidentified		Always.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That's always going down.
unidentified		Always.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You know that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Boy, shout out to KG Barbecue.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Yo, come on.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Made him a star.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		That was a good workout.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		KG or KB?
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		KG.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		KG, yeah.
unidentified		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I wanted to make sure.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like I said, I just want to come and work out with you and just fucking chill, kick it, talk some fucking fights.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Anytime, sir.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Anytime.
unidentified		That's it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's always fun to hang with you.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		You too, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Come on, brother.
action bronson ▲ ● ▼		Like I said, I don't give a fuck about my album.
		Fuck that shit.
		Fuck everything else.
		I'm here for a good time.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, it was a good time.
unidentified		Thank you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Appreciate you always.
unidentified		You too, my brother.
		All right.
		All right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bye, everybody.

Chapters

00:00:02 Woolly Mammoth Tooth
00:14:49 Noah's Ark Scans
00:24:45 AI Art Controversy
00:28:05 Photoshop vs Reality
00:33:50 John Wolf Training Tips
00:37:16 Michael Jackson Turtles
00:44:29 NYC Rat Biomass
00:55:02 Lyme Disease Risks
01:00:37 Alpha Gal Meat Allergy
01:15:47 Evil Jab Techniques
01:31:02 Heavyweight Conditioning
01:38:48 Future Sports Genetics
01:44:48 Comedy Mindset Shifts
01:57:15 Driving Into The Unknown
02:04:26 Apocalypse Vehicle Prep
02:19:26 Dubai Construction Wonders
02:23:49 Black Hole Mysteries
02:32:31 Scientist Disappearance Hype