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Feb. 24, 2026 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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Joe Rogan Experience #2459 - Jim Breuer

Jim Breuer, anatomist and comedian, dissects Jeffrey Epstein’s autopsy report—highlighting "cloudy yellow urine" and prostate anomalies—while questioning whether Epstein was replaced in custody or held secretly underground. He speculates on Epstein’s alleged intelligence ties, secret files (330 gallons of sulfuric acid?), and coded emails about "pizza and pasta," then pivots to Biden’s "tall deepfake" claims, comparing them to advanced robotics like martial arts-performing bots. Breuer contrasts modern career pressures—AI shutting alarms to kill workers, Adderall-driven college admissions—with ancient survival techniques in Belize, where termites stitch wounds and communal life thrives without tech. Ultimately, he muses on humanity’s rapid progress and whether future collapses could erase or rediscover lost knowledge, all while celebrating 34 years of friendship. [Automatically generated summary]

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jim breuer
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joe rogan
01:20:14
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eddie murphy
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jamie vernon
01:44
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daisy mcgregor
anthropic 00:02
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Prostate Discussion 00:11:35
unidentified
The Joe Rogan experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan.
joe rogan
Good to see you, my friend.
jim breuer
Yeah, you too.
joe rogan
Young Jamie.
So I stopped you.
We were getting coffee.
I said, stop.
Hold this.
So what were you saying?
jamie vernon
Which one first?
joe rogan
The prostate one.
jamie vernon
Okay, so the prostate one.
joe rogan
Let's go straight to the dick.
That is not really the dick.
It's like it's behind the dick.
jamie vernon
So this would be...
joe rogan
I'm an anatomist.
jim breuer
It is behind the dick.
joe rogan
Is that a word?
Anatomist?
unidentified
Autopsy?
joe rogan
So bladder contains approximately five milliliters of cloudy yellow urine.
The prostate is slightly and diffusely enlarged with marked enlargement of the virumontanum.
jim breuer
That's how I would have said it.
joe rogan
The testes are unremarkable.
That's the last thing I want anybody to say about my nuts.
I want them to say, wow, what a great pair.
jim breuer
Great body, but the nuts are unremarkable.
joe rogan
Unremarkable.
jamie vernon
So here is some sort of discussion between him and someone.
joe rogan
Okay.
The guy says, exactly, not clear what effects hormones might have on that aren't replaced by testosterone.
The advantage of taking testosterone, there are two different things.
You can have high testosterone and still have a need for Viagra because you don't have a prostate, right?
And then Epstein says, correct.
jamie vernon
And then at the bottom, they show another document.
joe rogan
Hold on.
Let me keep going there.
So that's an extreme example.
I was actually going to try and move up one level sort of drug-enhancing life.
If you don't mind it, he doesn't mind it.
I'm sort of out of space thinking.
Oh, so he's trying to juice up.
So he's saying I'm moving up one level of sort of drug-enhancing life.
I don't know what I think he means.
He's going to start juicing.
That's what it sounds like.
jim breuer
So he doesn't have a prostate.
joe rogan
He doesn't have a prostate, it says.
jamie vernon
There's another document that says something about it after a radical prostatectomy.
joe rogan
Prostatectomy.
jim breuer
So when they take out your prostate?
jamie vernon
But that doesn't necessarily say he had his.
I think it's a document.
joe rogan
But he said he doesn't have a prostate, and it says patient Jeffrey Epstein.
It says, according to the American Urological Association, serum PSA should decrease and remain at undetectable levels after radical prostectomy.
jamie vernon
And there's other documents where he's contacting doctors that specialize in that very thing.
joe rogan
Okay, so the doctor saying he had a radical prostactomy.
He's saying he does not have a prostate, but yet the body from the autopsy talks about the prostate is slightly and diffusedly enlarged.
So that's not his body?
That's what it seems like.
jim breuer
I don't buy.
joe rogan
You don't buy that?
jim breuer
I don't know, but it's dead.
Why would you...
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Right, I don't buy his dead either.
unidentified
Here's the other.
joe rogan
But, however, hold on.
jamie vernon
This is from an attorney.
So this is like assistant United States attorney or something.
joe rogan
So the OCME told me it signed a confidentiality agreement in connection with the investigation into the murder of Jeffrey Epstein.
jamie vernon
So that's almost six months after he died.
They're asking for a document about the investigation of the murder of Jeffrey Epstein.
joe rogan
Was that because there was accusations that it was a murder?
So we talked about this before, that 18 days before he allegedly committed suicide, he complained that his cellmate tried to kill him.
And you know who his cellmate is?
Oh, you don't know?
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
I'm not Kurt Medskirts.
unidentified
You don't know?
Oh, you don't know.
joe rogan
His cellmate was this gigantic cop who was a murderer.
He'd killed four different drug dealers.
Yeah, he was a contract killer.
This is the guy.
That's his fucking cellmate.
Look at that gorilla.
jim breuer
That's a silverback.
joe rogan
Yeah, dirty cop, murderer.
And then they said, hmm, most high-profile witness of all time, defendant of all time.
Let's put him in jail with a murderer.
A guy who contract kills.
Dirty cop.
And then he says they, well, the report was they found him unresponsive with a noose around his neck or an orange jumpsuit turned into a rope around his neck.
And then he said that his cell may try to kill him.
jim breuer
My question.
Does anyone really believe he was in a jail cell?
Because I know if I had the guy that can unravel entire government dynasties and take down an entire system, the last thing.
Dude, he's somewhere about three miles underground with maybe a ball in his mouth with electric rods.
joe rogan
Or he's in Israel sipping Mai Tais.
jim breuer
Correct.
Either place, it's like that video you said, you sent us on a runaround.
We're going to ask you one more time, or then we're going to laser off your nipples.
joe rogan
I'm telling you right now, we need to start doing that to him.
jim breuer
So it's, yeah, he's either in Israel, like you said.
joe rogan
If they had that, they would just get rid of his body.
jim breuer
You saw the picture of the so-called, that was him in Israel.
joe rogan
I think that's AI.
jim breuer
I think it's AI too.
That's a scary thing with AI.
joe rogan
I think it even had a little AI watermark on it.
The one I saw at least.
But who knows?
It could be a real picture that someone put through AI to put a watermark on it so that people could go, oh, it's AI.
jim breuer
Right.
You don't know.
joe rogan
Do you see the lady that they say looks exactly like Ghelaine Maxwell?
I don't think she looks exactly like Ghelane Maxwell.
I think she looks exactly like Ghelane Maxwell 20 years ago.
jamie vernon
That was a deep fake.
joe rogan
It's a deep fake?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
jamie vernon
Sim Triple E reposted the guy that made it.
He made another video that was not as good where he's like looking at Benjamin Netanyahu on the street.
It's not really as good.
joe rogan
The problem is the aging.
She doesn't look aged.
She looks younger.
But I guess that's what happens when you get out of jail.
jim breuer
And you get more attractive.
Yeah, you get food.
joe rogan
You get sunlight, makeup, a little exercise.
jim breuer
Taking some yoga.
joe rogan
Yeah, is there any video of him in jail?
Are there any photos of him in jail?
I've never thought about that before, but what you're saying is a good point.
jim breuer
Joe, if you held, let's say you were the person that had all this incredible information around the world, bribery.
Do you really think?
You take drug lords.
You're not killing them.
You need the information.
So you're going to bring him somewhere.
You're going to milk him to it, however that is, whether he's tied up, whether you're going to torment him.
You're like, listen, I'm telling you right now, we're going to take care of you.
However, I need to know.
You say there's tapes, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
Where are the tapes?
Write them down.
And you're going to stay.
Don't feed him.
Don't feed him until we get that one tape and we have these names in our hands.
And that's probably been going on even for months, for years.
You're not taking someone like that and going, oh, we're just going to put this very valuable human being into a jail cell where two guys making $18 an hour are going to watch it.
joe rogan
We're sleeping.
And the cameras are down.
unidentified
Stop.
jim breuer
They pre-production.
unidentified
All right.
jim breuer
So let's get the green screen and we have him walking in here, sir.
That looks somewhat and we can release it down the road.
It's processed Hollywood nonsense.
I don't buy it.
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
This is assuming, though, that he was working on his own, that he had all this information.
So, if he's not working on his own, he's working for an intelligence agency, then they have that information as well.
So, along the way, so there are no secrets that he's holding.
They have all the secrets.
This is much more likely.
So, in order for him to be in the position that he was in, allegedly, working for intelligence agencies, working for either the Mossad, the CIA, or both, all the above.
I would assume that along the way, all of the information was shared.
I do not believe they would let one person have access to all that information and store it themselves.
I think they would have access to it at every step of the way.
They would communicate with him at every step of the way.
And they would probably have, like, if I was running a government agency like that, I would say, tell me what's going on.
What do you have on Bill Gates?
What do you have on Les Wexner?
What do you have on these guys?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
What are they willing to do?
What about these scientists?
Are they willing to fill bogus science papers out?
And what can we do?
Jeffrey Epstein stashed secret files and storage unit across U.S. that may include never-before-seen evidence.
jim breuer
Oh.
jamie vernon
This came out yesterday that when he got arrested, he supposedly paid for investigators to go round up all of his stuff and put it in various storage units across the country.
Like it's a wild goose chase now.
And like that is stuff that apparently maybe no one's ever seen.
They don't know if they're still being paid for.
They don't know.
joe rogan
Imagine if they found, I mean, you know, those storage unit shows when they break into those storage unit shows.
jamie vernon
I don't understand.
jim breuer
And it happened on the real-time one, right?
Like you think they're just getting like old baseball copies.
joe rogan
I tired those shows are bullshit.
A friend of mine told me that what they do is they'll stock those shows.
They'll stock those storage units and then they pretend that they're buying the storage unit that's been abandoned and then they get in there and then they find things.
But those things were fucking.
jim breuer
Yeah, I don't buy any reality TV.
joe rogan
I know, but that's awful.
jim breuer
Well, it's entertainment.
I feel duped.
Do you really?
I do.
Joe, you really thought one time you thought it was reality.
joe rogan
Not the government corruption.
Not all the Medicaid fraud.
Not all the immigration, not all the ICE stuff.
No, what really bugs me is lying.
On a storage unit show?
I just can't.
jim breuer
Or like a cash cab show.
Like, are they really contestants?
joe rogan
These are great distractions.
These are great distractions to keep us from paying attention to what's really going on in the world.
jim breuer
The reality TV.
There's no reality.
It's all well-produced.
Joe, wow.
joe rogan
How much is it well-produced?
Here's the question.
Is it really well-produced?
Because it seems like this one was a really shitty production job.
jim breuer
That was production.
That was a bad.
That was like low, low.
The only guy making it is the guy that's selling the ads.
joe rogan
Well, not crushing.
The guy who's in charge of it fucks kids.
unidentified
Right?
jim breuer
That's this one.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
So this one, why would you let that guy, who's going to eventually get caught?
I would assume if you have a thing for kids, you have a thing for, if you're a pedophile, if you're into like 14-year-old girls, I would assume you're going to get caught.
And if I had a guy like that, or was this at a time where you couldn't get caught because there was no internet, and then it got to a point where he had so much power and control because he'd been there for so long, they couldn't, they're like, oh, Jesus Christ, we got a problem.
jim breuer
Well, he's thinking that criminals, they never think they're getting caught, period.
Especially, like, think organized crime.
If you're, it's no different like the scenes from Goodfellas, right?
Criminals Never Think They're Getting Caught 00:14:44
jim breuer
You come in, it's like, what's the matter with you?
I told you, what you show up with a pink Cadillac?
What's the matter with you?
joe rogan
Right.
jim breuer
What's the matter with you?
They can't help it.
He told everyone, don't spend the money.
Don't look flashy.
This guy, without a doubt.
joe rogan
His wife had a mink coat on, remember that?
jim breuer
Right.
Take it off.
Take it off.
He gave it to me for my birthday.
Like, get up.
What's the matter with you?
And now that guy, there's no, this guy, he's just the, you remember when the steroids came out in baseball?
unidentified
Uh-huh.
jim breuer
And what'd they do?
They were like, listen, you got to take a hit.
You got to take a hit.
Mark, Barry Bonds, you guys, you're going to go out.
We're going to front you.
Don't worry.
You're going to stay in baseball.
We'll let it, it'll go away in about 10 years.
But the owners are not going to get popped.
The people making the steroids injected people aren't going to get popped.
They got popped.
unidentified
Balco got popped.
joe rogan
No, they got popped.
The little guys get popped.
jim breuer
The little ones.
joe rogan
No, no, no.
The head of Balco went to jail.
I had him on the podcast after he got out of jail.
jim breuer
What about the owners that knew it was going to go?
What about the agents and lawyers that are supplying their stuff?
joe rogan
No, no, no.
Listen, you don't understand about the baseball thing.
Balco had developed a state.
Victor Conte, who had been on the podcast before, was a scientist, essentially.
And he had developed a steroid that was undetectable because steroids, they detect them based on certain molecules.
And if you adjust certain molecules, it doesn't show up in the test.
So he developed this thing called the CLEAR.
He called it the CLEAR because it evaded tests.
This is to evade the test that the Major League Baseball Association was doing and any drug tests because this was an unknown steroid.
So this was not known by the organizations.
It was not known by the team.
It was not known by anybody.
People suspected it because Barry Bonds grew five hat sizes and gained 50 fucking pounds of solid muscle.
People suspected it.
But the bottom line is you don't know what you don't know.
And they didn't know.
There's no reason to tell them, hey, guys, we're giving Barry some secret steroids.
He did this for his own personal gain because he was brought to the attention of this Victor Conte guy who eventually became an anti-doping guy, which is really weird.
He ran SNAC, which is this thing that helps people detect testing and use it, use supplements that are illegal.
jim breuer
Sure.
joe rogan
But I don't think that was known by everybody.
I think they kept it all on the DL because there was such a blight that was attached to steroid use.
You were a cheater, especially in baseball, which is like the American pastime, be a cheater in baseball.
jim breuer
Well, I'll tell you this.
I remember at that time because I was in the, you were in TV world, TV World, and you attract all different friends.
joe rogan
We did a show.
Well, you weren't on the show back then.
On hardball.
The baseball bonds was on hardball.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
He was on one of the episodes.
jim breuer
Like third.
Yes, I remember seeing it because we'd sit and watch my wife and I'd be like, gosh, Joe.
We try it out for the same thing.
And I rooted.
joe rogan
Well, you were in the pilot.
jim breuer
Yes, I was in the pilot, but I rooted for everyone I knew.
joe rogan
Yeah.
jim breuer
I was like, oh, I got it.
joe rogan
You've always been like that.
jim breuer
I loved that.
But back then, like a couple years later, you come friends with certain type of people and lawyers, agents, blah, blah, blah.
And I remember, I remember one night hanging out, you know, kind of like, wow, this is so-and-so who I don't want to get into names and all that, but they would go, you want to hear some crazy phone calls.
Like, what do you mean?
It's like, boom.
And they told me 75%.
I'm like, what?
joe rogan
75%.
jim breuer
75% of what?
PEDs are on steroids.
joe rogan
I'm like, what?
jim breuer
75, 80% baseball.
I'm like, come on.
There's no way.
Come on.
And then he'd play a phone message.
Now, I didn't want to say this for years because I thought I'd get whacked.
Hey, I love you.
So I remember them going, here, listen to this.
And you would hear like the wives of my life going, if he hits me one more time, I'm reporting.
And then he played the next one, like, hey, man, we got a big series coming up with the Dodgers.
I need my shit.
Like, now I need it by blah, blah, blah.
joe rogan
So, who is this person calling?
jim breuer
These were ball players calling their representade representation.
joe rogan
So, the representation means they're agents and lawyers.
So, maybe the agents are the people that hooked him up with the people that had the juice, which makes sense.
jim breuer
And then they would talk about.
joe rogan
But the agents want money.
jim breuer
They want money.
And now they're going to be able to do it.
joe rogan
So that's the best way to get money.
Guys got to hit home runs.
jim breuer
This guy hit home runs.
He's got to start felting the ball.
He makes money.
I make money.
joe rogan
That makes sense.
jim breuer
And then we all make money.
And then I start telling if I, if I'm not saying this happened, but if you're an owner, I'm like, hey, Joe, I'm just telling you right now, this guy, you want to keep an eye on him.
He's going to start jacking 20 extra home runs.
Really?
How's he going to do that?
You'll find out.
We don't need to talk about that.
But next year, if you got XYZ budget, I think he'd like to play it.
So there's a lot.
There's a lot at play.
joe rogan
Right.
jim breuer
And now you're infiltrating children because now you're going into farm leagues now.
You can't make it unless you start doing that.
But that's why I say someone like this guy with a long network, there's so many tentacles all over the place.
But you always need the fall guy.
joe rogan
Right.
jim breuer
I mean, was he the demon?
Yeah.
But this is a lot of damage.
joe rogan
Did you see that one, the email that I sent you, Jamie, where he's talking about children for sex?
Do you remember, you know, the email I sent you, Jamie?
I sent it the other day.
I was like, well, that pretty much sums it up then because he actually said it.
Oh, yeah, Find that.
I sent it to you in a text message.
This one's crazy.
This one's crazy.
jim breuer
I've heard it.
joe rogan
So he's having a conversation with a woman who says that she heard that there's a place.
Here it is.
She's very emotional, kind, loving, sharp.
I think you can become friends too.
So here it says: a friend, Eliza, told me about a project she's doing researching a really bad guy that gets children for sex sent to his island.
She almost fainted when I told her that person is me.
jim breuer
Wow.
joe rogan
Like, what?
Okay, so that's just there.
There's no way to interpret that any other way.
That person is me.
jim breuer
That person is me.
joe rogan
Children for sex sent to his island.
That person is me.
Holy shit.
That one is fucking crazy.
That's 2018.
jim breuer
So, yeah, this has been going on for.
joe rogan
So this is like right before he got arrested, right?
jim breuer
Supposedly.
joe rogan
But when did he get arrested?
jamie vernon
2019.
jim breuer
2019.
joe rogan
What month?
jamie vernon
I don't know.
I feel like it was May, maybe.
joe rogan
So this was like, but there was an investigative reporter that was at the head of all this, this lady that was really pushing because she had found out about his sweetheart deal in 2008.
And she started gathering information and pushing it.
And that's what led ultimately, I think, to his being arrested.
jim breuer
Or what I would say is the front of like, hey, we're doing things.
joe rogan
Well, if there's a different body that the autopsy had, it makes you question, like, was he ever in that cell?
Or was this person who's in that cell?
Did they sell this person as Jeffrey Epstein?
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Well, you imagine the guy in the cell going, I am not.
unidentified
No, no.
I'm not.
joe rogan
I know, my name is Harvey.
I live on the Upper East Side.
I don't know what happened.
I got a speeding ticket.
And now, next thing you know, I can't go home.
jim breuer
Yes.
And this poor guy's just getting railed hard before just sitting there and he's tying him up on the thing.
And he says, Yeah, you're going to spin him around for a couple hours.
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Is there any photos of Jeffrey Epstein that are?
Well, here's the thing: are they real?
In a jumpsuit?
Like, in court, in jail, getting arrested.
jamie vernon
I was trying to, I'm looking forward to it.
jim breuer
When you arrest big figures, he was a big figure.
It's a big to-do.
Jeffrey, what'd you do?
What about the children?
joe rogan
Care to comment on the children?
jim breuer
What are you doing with the children, Jeffrey?
joe rogan
Why did you need 330 gallons of sulfuric acid?
They didn't know about that.
jim breuer
What are chickens?
What are chickens?
joe rogan
What is jerky?
jim breuer
What is jerky?
joe rogan
Well, no one knew any of that stuff back then.
If he was alive now, for sure, those questions would be shouted out.
jim breuer
What is pizza and pasta?
What happened at Obama's White House?
joe rogan
What is pizza?
Pizza is mentioned like 900 times.
jim breuer
It's a little weird.
joe rogan
It is a code.
Clearly is a code.
jim breuer
You know how crazy I felt for the longest time?
Like, I'd just be in a coffee shop.
And I'm like, you guys don't, you guys, you don't know.
Like, Jim's a little wacky.
But now it's, it's coming.
joe rogan
Did you see that video we played the other day of this guy at the airport just yelling out?
jim breuer
Yes.
joe rogan
You guys are going out about your business?
No, it's a guy.
He's like, the files have been released.
jim breuer
Yeah.
I saw that.
And they were going, and you're all just gone about your business.
The files are in these kids are being tortured.
joe rogan
But my question was like, what do you want me to do?
What do you're flying to Atlanta?
What do you want me to do?
I got a gig.
What do you want me to do?
Scream and yell at everybody?
Get arrested?
How's that going to fix anything?
This all happened 10 years ago.
What do you want me to do?
jim breuer
And what do you do at this point?
Because it's.
joe rogan
We don't do anything at the airport.
You get on your phone.
jim breuer
At the airport, right?
Like, I got to get home.
My wife's mother.
joe rogan
But that's like a lot of people online.
They're very performative, screaming and yelling.
We're going to do this.
What do you want us to do?
jim breuer
That's their jurisdiction.
joe rogan
It's outrage farming.
jim breuer
Outrage farming.
I like that.
joe rogan
You're outrage farming.
jim breuer
Imagine going to that length, though.
You're just like, you know what?
I really didn't like anything you said.
And you have no right.
Like, who's taking the task?
unidentified
Losers.
joe rogan
It's either people.
No, but it's people that are trying to farm for attention.
They're trying to get extra attention.
Or it's people that just aren't that good.
They're not that smart.
jim breuer
When's the last time you engaged with anyone online that was like, Rogan, you're this or you're that?
joe rogan
This has been it a long time.
jim breuer
Long time, right?
Long time.
But up until that, up until that time.
joe rogan
Bro, I watch fucking Louis J. Gomez do it every day.
I'm like, Louis, what are you doing?
What are you doing, you psycho?
Stop fucking arguing with people online and calling them losers.
jim breuer
Yeah, no.
joe rogan
And comparing your life to theirs.
Like, don't do it.
jim breuer
Because you don't know what you're dealing with.
You have no clue what you're dealing with.
joe rogan
Not only that, it's like it's a bad frequency to get your brain caught up in.
There's so many other things to think about.
jim breuer
Correct.
joe rogan
There's so much going on in the world.
There's so many interesting things in life.
And the problem with social media algorithms and any kind of algorithm that you get sucked into is it funnels you into this way.
This is what the information that you're getting most of the time.
You're getting a lot of bad information, a lot of outrage farming.
And your frequencies, like the way your brain thinks, funnels down that pathway and you kind of lose control of it instead of having access to all the wonderful things in the world.
There's a lot of amazing, fascinating, curiosity-driven people out there that are, you know, making videos about all kinds of stuff.
And you could instead pay attention to that stuff.
Well, that's trapped.
jim breuer
I used to say that even just about news.
I remember being a kid, and if you look at every newspaper, and you watch all the headlines for the news, everything is I would sit there and go, okay, something bad happened down here in Brooklyn.
Something why, why do you spend every page or every headline of something negative?
You had eight to ten million people living in this vicinity.
Why do you harp on just propaganda and looking at it?
joe rogan
Because they're trying to make money.
And it's really simple.
It's really simple.
All these major newspapers are struggling, all of them, badly.
And the only way to get attention is clickbait now because most of the stories that you get are online.
Very few people are buying physical newspapers anymore.
jim breuer
No more.
They're dead.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Not only that, during COVID, I think they kind of nuked all of their credibility.
There's a lot of people that just feel like they're all bullshit artists now.
jim breuer
It was an incredible exposing of all information during COVID.
unidentified
What is this?
jamie vernon
They say this video is him.
He sent this to women.
joe rogan
From detention?
jim breuer
From prison.
joe rogan
All right, let's see.
jamie vernon
It's weird.
unidentified
I had to borrow the scotch tape to get the pictures on the wall.
Okay.
joe rogan
Why do you have to see that thing over his face?
unidentified
I'm pretending I'm talking to Darren.
Hi, Darren.
Are you guys having a good time?
You can see I have a little sore on my face that I got from some black guy trying to kiss me.
It's really disgusting.
Oh, it's really, oh.
jim breuer
Anyway, I have pictures up on the wall.
unidentified
I had to borrow the scotch tape to get the pictures on the wall.
Joe Biden's Impression 00:09:12
unidentified
I'll talk to you guys later.
Bye.
joe rogan
Okay, so that's him in detention.
He said somebody tried to kiss him.
He seems pretty calm, but he almost got raped.
jim breuer
Dude, it's pre-production.
joe rogan
All right, so listen, just come in the room and say that somebody tried to kiss you.
jim breuer
You got to be into it.
Like, that's take number 12.
Like, God damn it, Jeffrey.
God damn it, Jit.
Do you need a Coke?
Do you need a wine?
I need you mostly.
joe rogan
You're stressed out.
You don't seem like a guy in jail.
A guy who hasn't been sleeping well.
He seems pretty well rested.
jim breuer
So, you know, my whole life is bad right now.
They're bringing me in.
Some guy tried to kiss me.
It's kind of a bummer.
Cut!
unidentified
What?
jim breuer
That wasn't good?
All right.
All right, do it right now.
All right, lighting good.
Here we go.
Fuck out of here.
joe rogan
The best intelligence organizations that can overthrow foreign governments would probably have a plan if they wanted to get the guy out and pretend that somebody else died in his place.
jim breuer
It's been from the beginning of time, no?
joe rogan
Yeah.
jim breuer
From the beginning of time.
joe rogan
From the beginning of time.
Well, especially with modern stuff, because you can, with modern masks, like, remember the tall Biden?
There's not a chance in hell that was Biden.
jim breuer
I feel so redeemed.
My wife used to get so mad at me.
So mad at me.
My kids would get so mad at me.
And I would say it everywhere.
I'd say it on stage.
I'd say it on social media.
I go, I don't care what you say.
That is not Joe Biden.
joe rogan
You know, there was also that in the files, too.
They were talking about the budget.
jim breuer
Call me crazy.
And now all of a sudden they're like, oh, no, he was executed.
Isn't that what they said?
Executed?
joe rogan
That seems sus.
jim breuer
Bro, I went down there.
joe rogan
There's a lot of those emails are just emails, right?
First of all, Epstein is dealing with prostitutes, people that are willing to get prostitutes.
He's dealing with a lot of criminals and weirdos.
And a lot of those people are probably full of shit, right?
So just because somebody writes something in an email doesn't mean it's a fact.
However, when you see the video of Tall Biden, pull out Tall Biden.
jim breuer
Come on, man.
He grew.
joe rogan
He grew and then he went back.
They might have put him on some shit and then he shrunk back down again.
jim breuer
And his eye color would change.
joe rogan
Yes, that one.
jim breuer
Like, look at that difference.
He's like 6'9.
Look at it.
That's a robot.
Look, send out the robot.
joe rogan
You got a video of him walking out there because when he walked, look how long his fucking legs are.
Look how tall he is.
This is absolutely insane.
jim breuer
Wait, who's watching this going, yeah, no, that's the same guy?
joe rogan
Not only is he taller, but he moves better.
He's more relaxed when he moves.
jim breuer
It was.
joe rogan
It's like a guy doing an impression of Joe Biden.
jim breuer
Yes, look at his.
joe rogan
But look how long this guy's legs are.
This is what's crazy.
Rewind that again, please.
Here it is.
It's good.
It's starting from the beginning.
But it's good.
It's right there.
It's good.
Just play it.
So here's when he walks out.
Look at how long his legs.
This guy's a basketball player.
He can dunk.
jim breuer
He's how tall he is.
First president can dunk.
joe rogan
I mean, just stop.
Pause it right there, please.
jim breuer
Right there.
joe rogan
Pause it.
Pause it.
Just the physical frame.
unidentified
Yep.
joe rogan
When you look at the length of his legs, that's extraordinary.
That's not like Jeffrey Epstein's prostate with testicles.
jim breuer
No, these whole different.
joe rogan
That is a tall man.
Like, there's no way that's a short man.
There's no way that's a normal.
Like, what was how tall was Joe Biden, supposedly?
Six feet?
Six' one, maybe?
How tall was he supposed to be?
jim breuer
The real Joe Biden.
Tall was the pre-2019.
joe rogan
I said was like he's dead.
jim breuer
I'm saying he's dead.
I'm saying he's long gone, wherever he is.
joe rogan
Six feet.
unidentified
Okay.
jim breuer
I'm putting it.
joe rogan
Go back again.
Six feet tall.
Okay, six feet is like, you know, on the tall-ish side.
That guy's taller than six feet.
That is a tall man.
Look at the proportions from his legs to the width of his shoulders, the length of his legs.
That's a very tall man.
jim breuer
Who's the casting director for this?
joe rogan
I mean, just being charitable, that's a three inches taller man at least.
jim breuer
Maybe the other Joe Biden, you know, got sick that day or his wife died.
That actor died.
And they're like, we need another Joe Biden quick.
And then this one showed up like, oh, my God.
Just forget it.
People believe everything.
Send him out.
joe rogan
If you have a guy who's the president and he's known to be of poor health, there's probably going to be times where he's supposed to make a public appearance.
It's not that important, but it's important to just show his face.
Well, you got to keep him in a hospital bed somewhere.
So you get a guy, you put the mask on him.
jim breuer
Did you ever see the walk?
The walk?
joe rogan
Yeah, his shuffle.
That guy doesn't walk like that.
unidentified
It's a robot.
joe rogan
That walks like an athlete.
unidentified
It's a robot.
joe rogan
Wait a minute.
What?
jim breuer
He looked like a robot.
joe rogan
No, he looks like a guy with bad knees and a bad back.
jim breuer
Bad back?
joe rogan
You think it's a robot?
jim breuer
I'm taking.
I don't know what it is.
joe rogan
No, it's an old man who can't walk good.
jim breuer
I'm putting my chips in.
joe rogan
Do you think you can program a robot to walk like an old man?
jim breuer
It didn't look like robots are not.
Stop the video.
joe rogan
Jim, the robots are not that good yet.
Trust me.
Oh, we need friends with Elon.
The robots, they're good, but they're not.
They look like robots.
They don't look like humans yet.
jim breuer
You put a little suit and jacket on him, put him up, and you just videotape for three seconds.
joe rogan
No, why would you?
unidentified
Three seconds.
joe rogan
It's a guy.
jim breuer
All right.
No, I agree.
This one's a guy.
joe rogan
But there's other ones from like, what is this one, Jamie?
Same one?
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
That's the same one.
joe rogan
That's a better version of it.
jamie vernon
I was just replying it.
joe rogan
Okay.
No, that's not a robot.
jim breuer
There's ones where he's walking on the lawn and his legs.
Like, what does he do with his legs?
unidentified
It's crazy looking.
joe rogan
Jim, like, neurologists have looked at this.
He walks like a guy with dementia.
That's how they walk.
jim breuer
My dad had dementia.
He didn't walk anything like that.
joe rogan
Not all people with dementia walk like that, but it's typical of the way people walk when they don't have control of their body anymore.
Like he fell down a lot.
Like it's very odd.
jim breuer
The bicycle went down.
I got it.
joe rogan
It's a lot of things.
He'd fall down walking upstairs.
Remember?
jim breuer
Yeah, I remember.
joe rogan
Three times.
jim breuer
I remember.
joe rogan
You think it's a robot?
jim breuer
I didn't say it's a 100% robot.
I'm saying I will put my chips in.
I'm at the poker table.
And they're like, you're really going in all in that that was not Joe Biden.
I'm going all in.
That's not Joe Biden.
joe rogan
I'm never.
jim breuer
Never was.
unidentified
Okay.
jim breuer
From 2020 on, it never was.
joe rogan
I think this is a productive line of conversation.
jim breuer
This is me.
joe rogan
I get it.
jamie vernon
I hear watch this joke.
jim breuer
Yeah, watch this one.
joe rogan
Yeah.
But he's walking in sand, and he's old as fuck, dude.
He's walking inside.
jim breuer
I get it.
joe rogan
If I walk in sand and I'm drunk, I look just like that.
jim breuer
He's got a lot of blood thinners there.
Maybe they got to his head.
I don't know.
He's got a stint.
joe rogan
I just, Jamie, I'm going to send you something.
This is state of the art right now when it comes to robots.
And it's pretty fucking good, man.
Pretty fucking good.
But it's not that.
These are robots that can actually do martial arts.
It's very impressive.
jim breuer
I feel like I just saw something like this.
It was frightening.
joe rogan
It's from China.
Yeah, it's from China.
So go full screen on this.
This is really interesting.
So you got these kids.
They get out there and these robots do martial arts with them.
Like, look at this.
It's really wild, man.
I mean, it's pretty human movements.
jim breuer
If they had suit and ties on, they can pass for a president.
joe rogan
Not yet.
Not yet.
But look at these things.
They can do backflips.
Like, this is crazy.
They do wheel kicks.
jim breuer
Come on.
joe rogan
It's really nuts, man.
So just imagine these things with fucking ARs just running into buildings, gunning people down.
Because that's what's coming.
jim breuer
Bro, there's a place.
joe rogan
They're going to be bulletproof.
They're going to have night vision, heat vision, insane hearing.
jim breuer
There's a place in Florida, bro, that have the out in the Everglades.
And it's like this farmland.
You never see anyone there, but they have the mechanical robot dogs patrolling everywhere and spraying the fields.
joe rogan
The dogs spray the fields.
jim breuer
There's like all different types of machines that come up that will spray the field.
And they have these dogs that patrol everywhere.
It's wild.
joe rogan
You could buy one.
jim breuer
I never saw any of them.
You can buy them now?
joe rogan
Yeah, you can buy those robots.
Les was telling me about it.
jim breuer
I think I want one.
joe rogan
Lex Friedman, he actually works with robotics.
Like he was an artificial intelligence engineer before he ever started doing podcasts.
jim breuer
You're like the movie The Fifth Element when the chick came and she got all the information.
Like who's I'm always fascinated.
You have so much information, like brilliant insight information.
Who's left on your list where you're like, I got a, I want to look at, I need to speak with so-and-so.
The Fear Factor List 00:16:06
joe rogan
Oh, there's a ton of people.
There's always new, you know, like I get a list of every week, multiple days a week, I get a list of potential guests.
And so I go over the list and a lot of it is scientists.
A lot of it is like people that are doing groundbreaking research on like neurodevelopment, genetics.
There's a lot of them that come up that are cosmologists that are working on, you know, just bizarre theories.
There's always someone that's working on some, you know, like very high level of some esoteric line of, you know, some kind of discipline that I've got very little information about.
There's always interesting people.
jim breuer
That blows my mind.
It blows my mind.
I try talking to anyone, even some of the words, I'm not educated very well.
They start saying certain words, and I'm just, I'm already.
joe rogan
I'm not formally educated very well.
I mean, I only went to college for three years and I was barely paying attention.
jim breuer
I never paid attention.
joe rogan
I was only going to college so that people didn't think I was a loser.
Yeah, I was doing it whilst fighting, and then I was doing it for a little bit while still doing stand-up, but I was only doing it so that no one thought I was a loser.
unidentified
Really?
joe rogan
Yeah.
jim breuer
Is that more, was that like a home thing?
joe rogan
Like money?
No, it was where I grew up.
You know, everybody was going to college.
I went to school at a really good high school, Newton South in Massachusetts.
And a lot of the kids were, you know, real ambitious and wanted to go to college and get degrees.
And I did not want to have a job.
I was like, what am I doing?
I was like very feral.
And at the time, all I wanted to do was compete.
I was just doing martial arts tournaments all the time.
And there was no money in that.
So I was like, what's my career going to be?
Like, what am I doing?
So this is weird period.
So I said, let me just go to college so that no one thinks I'm a loser.
So I took a year off school.
So from graduated at 17.
So for the next year, I didn't go to school at all.
I just trained.
jim breuer
I don't know the story.
So when did you go?
I'm going to start doing stand-up.
joe rogan
When I was 21.
unidentified
Wow.
jim breuer
And did you have that desire before then?
joe rogan
Not really.
No, I was a fan of stand-up.
I love stand-up.
I was talked into doing it by my friend Steve.
It's a good buddy of mine, Steve Graham.
Because I would make people laugh in the locker room.
It was like, he was a guy I did Taekwondo with.
And he was like, another good friend, Ed Shorter.
Same thing.
Ed and Steve were two guys who I was real tight with that, you know, I would make fun of everybody.
And just, we were always just joking around.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
And I wanted a lot of attention.
I was young.
jim breuer
Yeah, I did.
joe rogan
So that was, that's how.
And then I went to an open mic night and I realized, oh, these people are all, they suck.
They're beginners.
Like, oh, you could be a beginner.
And then I thought about it just like martial arts.
If you just work at it, you can get better at it.
You know, so if you're just like a little bit funny, if you could just kind of figure out what it is about you.
I was like, this is fascinating.
It was like a whole new puzzle.
But I didn't know if I could ever do it for a living.
I was really so confused when I was 21 because I had really kind of decided to stop fighting.
And I was still doing it a little bit, but I had like one foot in and one foot out, which is not good.
And then I didn't have any prospects.
Like, what am I going to do?
I'm already 21.
Like, I should have already graduated from college by now or be close or getting ready to work on a master's.
I should be doing something like a lot of the people that I went to high school with, or I should have a trade like a lot of my buddies that went into carpentry or electricity.
You know, there's, I didn't have a career other than teaching.
jim breuer
So within a couple years, you start, because you and I both fairly quickly started getting in good positions.
Because if you were 21, I'm going to say by 25, like 26, you're on hardball.
joe rogan
Yeah.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
Yeah.
jim breuer
Yeah, we were really young.
That's crazy.
joe rogan
That's crazy lucky.
jim breuer
How fast that happened.
joe rogan
Yeah, it happened stupid fast.
It had a stupid fast and it was stupid lucky because I didn't have any aspirations to ever be on TV.
There was no part of me that wanted to be an actor on TV.
Zero.
It was never an ambition at all, which probably helped me because when I went in and talked to the people and did auditions and shit, it wasn't like, oh my God, this is my dream.
It was like, so what do you guys want me to do?
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
Yeah, I could play a baseball player.
Okay.
And they just loved the fact that I was, you know, I had a background in athletics.
jim breuer
I knew a lot about you also would murder like none other at the laugh factory.
You would go up, and I remember the Disney executives because that's who did that.
I remember them sitting in the back watching you.
You did the lions, whatever, the tigers mating, and it would just the place would lose their shit.
It was captivating watching.
It was howling funny.
And I'll never forget just looking at the executives.
And I don't remember their name.
I just remember he had a mustache.
He had a dark mustache, dark hair.
He's from Colorado.
He was like, oh, I got Joe is just so.
God damn, I can't take it.
So you, I mean, wow, that's pretty awesome in that short period of time.
I wish I had, no, actually, I won't say I wish I had your mentality then.
I have it now.
Meaning, back then I had the desire, like, ah, I want, I want, I'm going to start buying satin clothes.
I'm going to start getting nice clothes.
I wanted satin the first time I went out there.
I bought satin blue pants and satin blue.
I was like, I'm going to be in Hollywood.
It was so retarded.
So retarded.
Well, but you had this whole other.
I remember seeing you and you were like, we were at some hotel and you were just so you're like, yeah, I'm going to go play pool and work out.
You wanted, you want to, I'm like, what?
No, I'm looking for rock stars and actors on Melrose.
And you're like, yeah, well, I'm not doing that.
I'm going to the gym and I'm working.
I'm like, you're going to miss out.
But I really admired, I loved and I admired that about you so much.
Oh, thanks.
joe rogan
But I was never interested in like Hollywood stuff.
It just was not that interesting to me to be around a bunch of famous people and feel weird.
I was like, I'd just rather be around normal people.
I'd rather play pool.
I'd rather go to the gym.
jim breuer
I was like that until I was around famous people.
joe rogan
And they were like, this is uncomfortable.
jim breuer
I want to go home.
You want to go back home?
joe rogan
Oh, I tried to move back to New York.
I would have moved back to New York, except I had a lease.
I had a lease on an apartment.
When hardball got canceled, I was ready to go back to New York.
I was like, fuck this place.
This is too uncomfortable for me.
And again, I never had any aspirations to be famous.
I definitely didn't have any aspirations to act.
It was just money.
They gave me a lot of money to be on a sitcom.
And I was like, okay.
I just couldn't believe how much money you could get in a week.
Like, this is crazy.
jim breuer
It was crazy.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
It was like more money than I made in a year and I could make it in a week.
I was like, this is nuts.
Especially because I went from broke to being on a sitcom.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
I remember those same things.
Like, you're not making any money.
And then all of a sudden, you're only $25,000 to $50,000 a week.
You just come in camera block here and there, and you don't even have to be the star.
joe rogan
It was bananas.
unidentified
What?
joe rogan
But then when I got on news radio, I was like, oh, this is a whole different kind of a thing.
Like, this is a really good show with really good writing and really good actors.
I was like, this is fun.
Like, that I enjoyed a lot.
But it's the world of acting is long days and it's not what I like to do the most.
So it was like, you know, it's great, but you can get sucked into that velvet prison.
And then, you know, you'd be like, I'd be talking to my friends.
I'd be like, yeah, I just did a week in Florida.
It was fucking awesome.
Went in there on Wednesday.
And I was realizing like, these guys are selling out on the road and they're traveling all the time.
They're having all this fun.
I'm like, they're doing what I wanted to do, which was like stand up like on the road.
But I was only doing like small sets in town.
I was only doing like 15 minutes at the laugh factory, 15 minutes at the store.
You know, it's like the real comedy was like headlining, doing an hour, really developing your act.
jim breuer
Right.
joe rogan
And it was like, I enjoyed doing news radio, but I didn't enjoy it as much as I enjoyed being around comics, doing sets, being at the clubs, laughing all the time.
It's like a different kind of people.
The actor people were all worried about what the other actor people were doing.
They were all worried about like what rating we were, what number we were in the ratings.
unidentified
Correct.
jim breuer
Yes.
And that's all they would talk about.
joe rogan
Dude, we were at a table once and they were all bitching about how, you know, we were on, you know, whatever night we were on.
We moved like nine times over five years.
And back then there was no internet.
So you couldn't tell people that you're not on Monday night anymore.
You're not on whatever it was.
And so they were all bitching and getting pissed because Sex in the City was on this time slot and the single guy was in this time slot.
And if we were there, we'd be number two or whatever.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
And I was like, guys, last time I checked, we're on TV.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like, this is a dream.
Yeah, we're not number one, but we have a funny show and we're on TV.
Just fucking enjoy the ride.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
And it was a great show.
joe rogan
It was a lot of fun.
jim breuer
It was a great show.
It did well.
But yeah, that world just never ends.
joe rogan
But it was just so lucky to get it so quick.
You know, I was on news radio six years into doing stand-up.
jim breuer
Yeah.
joe rogan
And it didn't make any sense to me.
But it's also why I wasn't nervous about it.
It was like, it seemed so normal to me.
Like, okay, this is a job I'm doing.
But it was because I didn't want to do it.
Not that I didn't want to do it, but because it wasn't like my ultimate dream.
jim breuer
Well, that's, that made me laugh.
I saw you years later.
And I don't know if it was Fear Factor or whatever.
And someone snarkily, like in a snarky way, were like, why would you take this?
And you're like, because it paid me fucking retarded money.
They offered fucking retarded money.
Like, you wouldn't do this for whatever the episode.
And I just, it made me laugh.
So it's just, you gave the real answer.
If I offered you whatever program, I'm going to offer you, I don't know, 20 million for two years, you're going to go, I'm not doing that.
That's ridiculous.
Why would I use, why would I leave my sanitation job to money equals freedom?
joe rogan
That's what people need to understand.
Like if you can make a pile of money, you get fuck you money.
And then the key is don't be chasing fuck your mother and fuck your family and fuck the world money.
jim breuer
Correct.
joe rogan
Stick with fuck you money.
But just make sure you say fuck you.
So make sure you don't do things you don't want to do.
And so when Fear Factor came along, I initially took it because I thought it was going to be canceled immediately.
I was like, it was, I was in a development deal with NBC and they sent me this thing.
And I was like, what the fuck is this?
They're going to sick dogs on people.
Like I was laughing.
I'm pretty sure I was stoned when I first got the pitch.
jim breuer
Yeah.
joe rogan
And I read it, I go, this is hilarious.
And I don't know if my manager even wanted me to do it.
I don't remember.
I think they probably wanted me to hold out for a sitcom.
And I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
This is hilarious.
Let me meet with them.
And they didn't like me at first because I came in and was making fun of it.
And they thought it should be scary because this was Fear Factor.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
And I was just joking.
Like, I came into the meeting.
I was probably stoned.
I came into the meeting and I was just cracking jokes about everything and laughing.
And they didn't.
But then David Hurwitz, who's a friend of mine, who's one of the producers on the show, he's like, no, Look, the whole world's going to be laughing at us.
It's way better if the host is laughing.
jim breuer
Yes.
joe rogan
It's way better.
jim breuer
Yes.
joe rogan
Like, let's just trust.
jim breuer
Like the lunacy of what lengths these people go to.
joe rogan
They were going to go like a sportscaster or something.
You know what I mean?
Here we are in Fear Factor.
Fear is not a factor for you.
My ninth.
jim breuer
Maggie from Wisconsin is going to get in the tank.
joe rogan
Yeah.
jim breuer
That's awesome.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
So it's just luck.
A lot of luck, man.
A lot of weird luck.
I've had a lot of weird luck my whole life.
Even coming here is weird luck.
Even opening up the club, weird luck.
jim breuer
Why do you say that?
joe rogan
Because a lot of things have to happen.
In order for this club to exist, right?
A lot of things have to happen.
First of all, the COVID thing has to happen, right?
So, and it has to happen in California where they have very restrictive laws and everything gets locked down.
And we can't perform for like, I think the store was shut for a year and a half, man.
jim breuer
Are you serious?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
California was nuts with COVID.
But over here, like almost immediately, you could do shows.
Like we were doing the Cap City was doing shows and they had people separated before they went under.
They just had the tables moved like six feet apart, which was retarded.
It didn't mean anything.
And then when we started doing shows at the Vulcan, that was in like November of 2020.
So that was pretty soon after, you know, the rest of the world was still completely, like, California and New York were still completely restrictive, and Texas was pretty wide open.
And so I have to have the kind of money that Spotify gave me.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
And then I have to be so dumb that I'm in the middle of this giant deal.
I'm like, I'm just going to move to Texas, which they were like, what are you doing?
Like, you need to be in LA.
That's where your studio is.
That's where the guests are.
And I was like, I'm flying at least two or three people a week out to Los Angeles.
I bet I could get them to fly to Texas.
But it was a dumb gamble.
It's like, it's not a smart move.
So it has to be like the Spotify money.
It has to be everything closed down.
And then it has to be the store closed down because the store closed down allowed me to get guys like Adam Egot and, you know, and from the store.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
All the people that worked at the store came and worked for me.
That's like one of the big secrets.
Jody, the managers, like a lot of the people that are at the mothership came from the store and they were unemployed.
jim breuer
Yeah, but I wouldn't take it.
I wouldn't.
I like your approach.
Is it luck?
joe rogan
No, but it has to be some luck.
Otherwise, it doesn't happen.
Because if there's no luck, then if there's no COVID lockdown, then all these comics aren't willing to move here.
jim breuer
Correct.
joe rogan
Tony Henchcliffe, Tom Seguro, Christina Pazitsky, Brian Simpson.
Everybody moved here.
jim breuer
Right.
joe rogan
So the only reason why anybody moved here is because California's locked down.
If the store was hopping, they would be like, wow, they wouldn't leave here.
jim breuer
Why am I coming?
joe rogan
Why would I go here?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
So it had to be like a place where you could go.
And then you have to have the resources to do something like that.
So that has to be like the Spotify thing.
It's like so many things have to fall into place where it's that kind of a gamble makes sense.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's a lot of luck, man.
jim breuer
It's a lot of luck, but it's also a lot of decision making and a lot of you, You're very thoughtful and the walk that you walk creates an energy and it's very powerful.
Ron's Inspiring Stage Presence 00:12:03
jim breuer
It's very inspiring.
And I do believe in that stuff.
Like the way you've walked most of the life that I've known you has been, you're probably you inspired me so much years ago, years and years ago.
You came on my radio show and you literally started talking and you called in.
And I remember I just told everyone, just be quiet.
Just be quiet and let him go.
And just I knew at that moment you were going to be changing like culture, if that makes sense.
You went into this, you went into this deep conversation about we are shifting in humanity.
And basically you said, we're either going to live for truth or you're going to be a liar, like leech type thing.
It was very powerful.
And I think eventually I was like, you know, put Pink Floyd behind it, put that on somehow.
unidentified
How are you going to get it?
joe rogan
That's a clip of a bad thing.
jim breuer
It is one of the most, because I wanted the world to hear what you said.
It was such a, like no other pastor could say, no one could say it the way you said it.
So, yes, it is all luck, but I do believe that presence that you put out and that energy, it's trusted and it's a force that opens doors without even you knowing it because it is all for the good in my belief.
But anyway, that's my little kind of thing.
joe rogan
Well, you inspired me too, dude, because when we first started working together, one of the worst times I ever bombed, ever, was I was headlining when I really shouldn't have been headlining.
I really didn't have an hour.
And you and I did a weekend together somewhere like West Nyack, New York or something like that.
jim breuer
Somewhere yucky, like a holiday in thing.
joe rogan
But I did okay every show except the late show Saturday night.
You fucking murdered.
jim breuer
I do.
joe rogan
You murdered.
And I remember being so nervous.
I was so nervous.
And I went on stage nervous and I just ate a dick.
And I remember it was like one of the worst bombings I've ever had in my life.
And I remember thinking at the time, boy, I got to correct something.
First of all, I can never go on stage that nervous again.
I was like, what was wrong?
What was wrong was instead of laughing at you and going on stage having a good time, I was nervous about my own performance, which is like a self-defeating mentality.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
And I had to realize that, which is also one of the reasons, like, it really, my stand-up bumped up a lot after that weekend.
It really did because I really worked on it hard because the bombing was bad.
jim breuer
Bombing's bad.
joe rogan
But this was a bad one.
I was supposed to be 45.
I bailed at 35.
I got in trouble.
I was eating dick.
Dude, I was eating dick.
It was horrible.
But the same thing happened when I would take Joey on the road with me.
And the reason why I would take Joey on the road with me is because he was so hard to follow.
So I said, okay.
I thought of it just like training partner.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
Like, you don't want to spar with a guy who sucks.
You want to spar with a guy who's better than you so that you could get to his level.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
And so with Joey, Joey was so loose and so free and he was so silly.
And I was more rigid and I tried to do more setup punchline stuff.
But I was, you know, I was only whatever, eight, nine years in, whatever it was.
I was still trying to like figure it out.
And Joey had a rhythm to him.
He's just so loose.
And I'm like, this is going to help me.
Let me just take this guy on the road with me.
First of all, he's the best guy to hang out with.
He's so much fun.
He seems like I love him to death.
jim breuer
I never got to hang out with him.
joe rogan
I never hung out with Joey.
jim breuer
I've only got to see him on here and some other places I know.
joe rogan
He's the best.
He's so, everybody, everybody's like, he's so fun.
Like, when you're around him, it's all hugs and laughs.
And he's the party.
You bring Joey anywhere, the parties with Joey.
When we'd go to dinner, we'd have as much fun at dinner as we would at the show.
jim breuer
Right.
He's the entertainment.
joe rogan
Well, he's just a great social engineer.
Like, he would, like, he would like fucking be the maestro that would get everybody going.
We would be laughing.
And then we'd go to the show and be having a good time.
And I learned to laugh at him because he'd be murdering.
And I'd learn to take that momentum of laughing at him and carry it into the energy of my performance.
Yes.
So it was like it was a good thing because a lot of people want the opposite.
They want the guy going on before them to suck so that they look like a hero.
Yeah.
jim breuer
No, I know what that is.
joe rogan
There's a lot of people out there rocking that fucking sky.
jim breuer
I like what you said.
I like a guy hitting hard.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
And then the nights, like, even I have Brian McKenna opening for me right now.
And there's nights.
Like I think we're in Louisiana.
And I was like, oh, shoot, I got to get up.
Like, what is he doing?
And that makes me go, oh, all right.
I got to stay crystal clear.
Like, I've got to bring it to this whole level.
He's making me, I love if someone makes me work.
joe rogan
Loves well, it's not just that.
It's also that the crowd gets their money's worth.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
A bunch of people came out to see you.
Like, I've gone to see friends that are really good comics that I really love.
And then I go to see them and they have an opening act.
I'm like, Jesus Christ, I've got to go to the bathroom.
I go sit outside for 20 minutes and wait for this to end.
jim breuer
That's a bad place to be, whether it's your buddy or not.
joe rogan
They do it because they want a light opener.
Like, Ron White's open about it.
Like, he talks about, you do better than me, you're getting fired.
unidentified
He doesn't give a fuck.
joe rogan
But, you know, I love Ron.
jim breuer
He's still out here, no?
unidentified
Yeah, he's out here.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's at the club all the time.
He's there tonight.
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
Or tomorrow night, rather.
Ron's the best.
He's the best.
He's another reason why I came here because he was already here.
Ron moved here before the pandemic.
jim breuer
Oh, wow.
joe rogan
Yeah, he moved here in, I think, 2018 or 19, somewhere around then.
And I was like, he had a place in Beverly Hills that he kept still, so he'd come back and forth.
But he was like, I love Austin.
You never have to leave if I want to fly anywhere.
It's the middle of the country.
The people are nice.
The food's great.
And I was like, can I live there?
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
That's what my thought was like, I can't live there.
jim breuer
Ron is the type of guy, too, that he doesn't realize how good he is and how popular he is sometimes.
He literally, don't ask me why he called me.
I have no, oh, I remember it was some bizarre connection.
He's like, hey, Jim, I keep getting asking to play in London.
And I went, oh, you will murder, murder in London.
He's like, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
I'm like, Ron, if you were to play Scotland, England, Ireland, like you, you're going to have a whole new, you're going to murder.
He's like, I don't know.
Please, I'm begging you, at least just take the gig.
Please just take the gig.
And this was a couple of years ago.
And apparently he did do it.
I was like, DJ, he's like, man, I murdered it.
Of course you did.
Especially though, he's funny.
joe rogan
He's very humble, though.
Ron is a very humble guy.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
He's a, you know, he's a great guy.
He's the best.
jim breuer
Well, that's why I like to come here the first time because what I like about here is I reached a point where I have my following.
I have my crowd.
And if I'm working out stuff, even if it's in an hour, they're going to be patient with me because they like me and they've been on my journey.
But if I were to go into a club and do 15 minutes, I better, I bet they're not my, a lot of them don't know me.
And I remember the first time I came here, I didn't want to go on stage.
I used to go on stage.
I'm like, I don't know.
I'm like, all right, go on stage.
unidentified
Wow.
jim breuer
It was like, okay, yeah, I'm not, wow, seven more minutes.
unidentified
Okay.
jim breuer
I didn't even finish my setup yet.
This is, this made me, this place made me want to start working harder again and go, hey, man, you got to put the gloves on.
Not that I had any lack of confidence of what I put out there for an hour, but those short little 15-minute, when they see everybody, it doesn't matter.
It's an even playing field.
It's pretty awesome.
It was great.
joe rogan
That was great about the store, too.
Like, you would get a night where you had like seven, eight national headliners in a row.
jim breuer
You know, I saw that one, and they don't care after a while.
Just bring the funny.
I saw someone from a huge sitcom go on stage, place loses their mind.
Even I was a little like, oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
And about they did the shtick of their character, and about five minutes in, they were like, okay, we're done.
You tell jokes or you're just going to be the TV guy.
And it's like, they don't, they've seen everything.
You got to come with the goods.
You got to work it.
joe rogan
TV guy thing.
We used to see that all the time in LA, too.
Well, that's what led to Kramer, that meltdown.
jim breuer
Oh, that's who it was.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
I didn't want to say it.
I didn't want to say it.
But he first walked up.
joe rogan
I was like, oh, dude, he cramped the mic.
jim breuer
And then after about five, seven minutes.
joe rogan
Yeah.
jim breuer
And this one was at the improv and I'm watching.
I'm like, oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
He don't have material.
He's just, wow.
unidentified
Which is crazy.
jim breuer
They turned on quick.
joe rogan
Imagine thinking that you could do 15 minutes with no material.
I just don't understand.
jim breuer
Comics make it look easy.
You know how many people go, how many people have you met that go, you know what?
You inspired?
I'm going to start doing stand-up.
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
Some of them, you're like, please don't.
jim breuer
Yeah, like, okay.
I still get, I'm starting next.
Here's my friend.
They'll send me a set of their first set.
Like, comedians make it look like we just walk up and just wing it.
joe rogan
Well, it's also a guy's used to performing in front of a live audience when he does a sitcom and everybody loves him.
And if he could make people laugh for a minute, he thinks he could probably make people laugh for multiple minutes.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Just keep it going.
Just do the same thing for 15 minutes.
jim breuer
And the little side of us are just back then.
I root for everyone, but when those guys walk off, you're like, go down right, John.
There's nothing more.
joe rogan
Well, we don't like anybody that's half stepping, right?
It's like half in, not really doing it.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Like, you're just taking up 15 minutes from someone that could be doing it.
jim breuer
Correct.
I used to.
Do you know Neil Brent?
Not Neil.
Kevin?
joe rogan
No, I don't know Kevin very well.
I've met him, I'm sure.
I remember him doing sets in New York back in the day.
jim breuer
Kevin would get so pissed because what's the guitar?
He's a famous guitar player.
Oh, my God.
joe rogan
John Mann.
jim breuer
Yes, John.
So Kevin would come in.
He'd come into the video and be like, he's going up.
He's doing fucking 20 minutes.
And he sucks.
I can't go to Madison Square Garden and go, give me the guitar for 20 minutes.
It's my fucking time.
Comics would get really edgy.
They didn't care who you were.
They'd go in.
I'd love to listen.
He would rant and I would howl listening to rant.
Of course, I would prod the tiger once in a while and he'd start going.
I'm like, fucking crazy.
Fucking John Mayer.
All right, I get it.
You play.
Fucking get off the stage.
Oh, my God.
joe rogan
Yeah, comics are very territory about the R form.
Sincere Feelings Amidst Conflict 00:15:15
jim breuer
Extremely.
joe rogan
Like when someone tries to do it that's not a comic, they automatically kind of reject them.
I'm always like, give him a chance.
Never know.
Never fucking know.
Never know.
Never know.
A guy who's been acting but really always wanted to do stand-up might have some good ideas and might really throw themselves into it.
It's possible.
Why would you assume it's impossible?
It's possible.
jim breuer
It is possible.
joe rogan
But the reality in LA is a lot of them were doing it because the whole casting thing had dried up for them, right?
So they weren't getting brought into shows anymore.
So they decided to do stand-up and they would just, you know, put together an act, like write an act.
Yeah, but it wasn't what they really loved.
So it wasn't what they really threw.
jim breuer
It was a little paycheck.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
It's a little paycheck to get them back.
joe rogan
It was a career decision.
It was like pivoting, you know?
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
I know a couple guys like that.
Sitcom or a sketch show or even like an SNL character who didn't do stand-up, and now they'll tour and try to do whatever.
joe rogan
So here's an interesting thing.
I should tell you because you know this person.
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
I actually made up with Mark Marrant the other day.
We actually had, I had to help him with something.
I had to inform him about something, and he sent me a very sincere message of thank you.
And then I sent him a message back that was sincere.
And I said, look, I'm not your enemy.
I'm sure if we saw, despite our differences, I'm sure if we saw each other, within a few minutes, we'd be laughing and smiling, which is generally how I interacted with him for the most part.
I had only a few bad interactions with him.
And he was pretty honest about how, you know, maybe it's his own mind.
And, you know, it was, but it was a very sincere interaction, which made me happy.
It's not good to have enemies.
jim breuer
No, it's really not.
joe rogan
It's not good.
jim breuer
I've had maybe two or three that have vocally put out on, because I'm not into the Twitter insulting or going on other programs, insulting.
If you have an issue, tell me.
unidentified
Right.
jim breuer
And then we'll deal with it the way you're going to be able to real humans do it.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
And when that whole thing, I have a funny feeling.
I know some of his issues were, but I felt, and I put it out there, I felt bad because for years I didn't have great interaction.
When I started, listen, I'm not poo-pooing or whatever, but yeah, a lot of guys didn't like me.
They were like, who's this animated, loudmouthed kid coming in here, confident, blah, blah, blah.
And he would always kind of like, I'll never forget.
He'd be like, you're going to woo him?
You're going to woo him tonight?
joe rogan
He was trying to sabotage you.
It was a competition thing.
jim breuer
And I understood that because I'm still back then.
joe rogan
You made a whole video about it.
jim breuer
Correct.
joe rogan
Yeah, I saw that video.
jim breuer
And so as we went on, I actually was so happy for him once he got WTF because you saw, like, wow, he became a different person.
And he found his niche.
joe rogan
And he became friendly.
unidentified
Correct.
joe rogan
He was easy to be around.
His podcast was killing it.
And then he had his show on the IFC.
He was doing great.
He was way easier to hang around with.
jim breuer
He was incredible.
joe rogan
Because all the angst had been removed and he'd become a made man, right?
jim breuer
Made man.
joe rogan
Yeah, and become legit.
jim breuer
Who cares who else is?
Exactly.
Exactly.
joe rogan
But then when things go south, then it's hard to maintain that same mindset.
It's very easy for me to say, oh, just relax.
And who cares?
Everybody should be happy that all these people are doing well.
But if you're not doing well, that jealousy is a natural thing.
I've experienced it before.
I've experienced it.
I know the feeling.
I've experienced it for brief moments before.
You know, even like, you know, eight, nine years ago, maybe even.
It's like there's moments where someone's really killing it.
You're like, oh, what the fuck?
But then I realized in my head, like, God, that's a bitch ass way of thinking.
Don't hold on to that.
jim breuer
No.
We're on our own journey.
This is our world.
joe rogan
But also, that same feeling can instead be inspiration.
Like when you and I worked together and I bombed, one of the things that inspired me was not just, I got to get better because I bombed, but you murdered.
You had that bit about coming home drinking.
jim breuer
Coming home wasted.
joe rogan
And your mother was turned into a demon.
jim breuer
Yeah, it was a great demon.
joe rogan
But it was so like animated and big.
And it didn't make me hate you.
I loved you.
We were great friends.
I was like, that is so good.
And it just made me want to get better.
So that same feeling that can turn you like, oh, you're going to do woo-hoom?
You're going to do your bullshit.
Instead, I was like, fuck, Jim, you're killing it, man.
That's awesome.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
I just, I come from a different world.
And my world requires other people around you to be as good or better than you.
The martial arts world.
Like when I was a four-time state champion and I was doing, I wasn't necessarily the best guy in the gym.
There was guys in the gym that were better than me.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Always.
There were other guys that were also state champions.
Some of them were national champions.
They were better than me.
But because I was around those people training hard all the time, that's why I got so good.
It was because I was around people as good, if not better than me all the time that it elevated my level.
So I felt the same way about stand-up.
I'm like, you need those people that make you feel uncomfortable.
They make you feel like, fuck, I got to go to work.
jim breuer
Yes.
And whether it's him or whoever, it just, it doesn't even have to be the comedy world.
It's just the world in general.
It always, it's not that sad.
I wish sometimes people in those positions, no matter how successful you are and whatever you define as success, if someone else is starting to kill it somewhere, let them, what is, keep your eyes off that.
Just stay in your own, your own lane.
I hate that term, though.
I've heard that.
It's not stay in your lane.
It's stay in your world of confidence.
And I saw a couple people try to take a swipe.
And I think it was deeper than that.
I think it was A, they were envious.
And B, because you had certain people on, and perhaps they were angry because they're still lumped into how they define themselves to certain gangs that their allegiance goes to.
joe rogan
Yeah, ideologically.
jim breuer
100%.
How dare he have...
joe rogan
Don't platform that person.
jim breuer
Don't platform this one and don't platform that one and don't platform.
And in fact, I would even hear chatter like this.
I would never.
And I'd go, yes, you would.
joe rogan
Well, if you wouldn't, then you would never be me in the first place.
So what are you worried about?
We're different human beings.
unidentified
Correct.
joe rogan
But the point is, I understand those feelings.
I do.
I understand those feelings of anger and those feelings of jealousy, of resentment.
It is absolutely normal, but it is a bitch-ass way to think.
And I've thought those ways.
I've had bitch-ass thinking in my life.
100%.
So I get it.
I understand it.
It's normal.
But what these people need to hear that I needed to learn myself is that that not only does not help you, it hurts you, but the same exact experience can instead be inspiring to you and that will help you.
And you're going to be uncomfortable with comparing yourself to someone who's better than you.
But that uncomfortable feeling is what leads to growth.
It's really important.
It's good.
It's good for you.
But what's not good for you is to try to dismiss that person and shit on that person.
Like, even if someone's doing something that I don't like, I don't like their style.
jim breuer
So what?
joe rogan
I don't care.
There's a lot of music.
Look, I have teenage girls.
When they listen to music, they love it.
I don't like it.
But it doesn't mean it's not good.
They fucking love it.
jim breuer
They love it.
joe rogan
There's a lot of guys that are into jazz.
I don't like it.
But it doesn't mean it's bad.
jim breuer
No.
joe rogan
It's great for some people.
jim breuer
It's their art.
joe rogan
It's like everybody has a thing that you're into and everybody has a different style.
So if someone's doing something that you don't enjoy, you don't have to hate them.
It doesn't mean that's not beneficial to you.
It doesn't help you at all.
jim breuer
Could sum what up what you said, but you can have your bitch ass feelings.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
Just don't have your bitch emotions and act on, don't act bitch ass.
Just don't act bitch ass.
That's when you start having issues when you put it out in the universe because there's still inside you, which we all have it.
joe rogan
Yes.
jim breuer
It's when you put it out there.
Now it's out there.
Now everyone looks at you a whole different.
I've done that multiple times.
I'm never proud of it.
Always feel horrible.
unidentified
Exactly.
jim breuer
Never toured always within family or friends or so.
Never, I try not to put it out in the world.
In the world with names of people because I'm not.
unidentified
It doesn't feel quite.
jim breuer
It feels horrible.
joe rogan
Proud of yourself.
jim breuer
No, I feel like a little punk bitch.
I can't believe I just did that.
joe rogan
Oh my God.
jim breuer
I thought I was mature.
joe rogan
You gave in to those bitch ass feelings.
It's normal.
It's normal.
Like I remember someone was telling me that Chris Rock was selling out everywhere after the Will Smith thing.
And I swear to God, for like a couple of seconds, I was like, oh, what the, he's usually, he's selling out instantly all these arenas.
It takes me a couple of days.
It's so stupid, so dumb.
Like he was the hot ticket because everybody wanted to see him.
But it was only for a few seconds.
And then I was like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
You fucking silly bitch.
Such a dumb way to think.
But the problem is, you don't in the time.
And then the other thing is they think that they're going to diminish that by attacking you.
But what they don't understand is when you do that publicly, the heat comes for you.
Because now you've set the game in motion.
Now you started moving pieces around the board.
And then people are starting to move pieces against you.
And that's the, I felt that even at a time where I felt it was necessary.
The whole Carlos Mancia thing.
I said that to my friends afterwards.
I said, I don't think I'll ever do anything like that again.
Because just the negative, even if it was only 10% of the people that were negative, 90% were positive, that 10% is just not a good feeling.
It's a terrible feeling.
It's not good.
Even though I thought that was a necessary thing to do, because not just him, but I wanted to expose the way the business was treating that, where they were profiting off of it and openly covering it.
And they knew about it.
And they thought it was just business.
That was what my agent said to me.
It's just business.
jim breuer
I remember a phone call we had somewhat after that.
And I remember you telling me your agency dropped you.
They dropped you.
That's that's not crazy for thinking that, right?
joe rogan
No, they dropped me.
But what they said was that I had to apologize to him or they couldn't work with me anymore.
jim breuer
Correct.
joe rogan
And I said, listen, then if just you bringing that up, our relationship is over.
jim breuer
Done.
joe rogan
I said, just because you wanted to, and they said it's just business.
I go, you're making a decision that will affect you for the rest of your life.
I go, because you're siding with a vampire.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
You sell art.
It's all you sell.
All you guys are is a comedy agency, right?
You sell art.
You've got a guy who's stealing art from other artists.
Like, this is bad for you.
Everyone's going to know.
So Louis left them after that.
Louis came up to me at the improv, asked me if that was true.
I said, yes.
He goes, okay, I'm leaving them.
Attel, Nick Swartzen, a bunch of people did.
So it wasn't like, I was right.
But it was also, but the negative feeling of the people angry at me for it was like so gross.
It's like you put that out there in the world.
It's a giant distraction.
It takes away from most of your life.
You think about it all the time.
Just not good.
jim breuer
At that time, I understand that.
But also, like, for instance, that was already out there.
joe rogan
With him?
jim breuer
Yeah.
And I personally.
joe rogan
With comics, it was.
jim breuer
It was out there with comics and it was out there with him.
I personally didn't see particular, but like I, well, you worked in a mega once or twice, and I'm not an LA guy.
So everyone and their mother, I mean, it was a lot of people that would say that.
So when the point of that happening, it was such justice in the community and beyond that, in the world.
Like, can we stop?
Can we stop, if you're taking from others, if you're taking from, which I've already dealt with at that point on some other levels, it happened multiple times when people take and then they.
joe rogan
Well, you dealt with it on SNL.
jim breuer
Yeah, yes.
SNL and other areas and which whatever.
It's all in the past and I'm all good now.
So when you deal with that and you're very, I just dealt with it with buying tickets is another whole deal.
So with that said, it's very freeing when you finally put it out there.
And not that you want to see someone's career plummet or take a hit or whatever, but it was very refreshing to see that people or fans went, oh, we didn't know this because a lot of time fans don't care.
joe rogan
How could they know?
jim breuer
They wouldn't know, but they did, but they don't.
And you go, you're still going to show up.
And then all of a sudden it just, it went to a whole different direction.
You saw like this person struggling here.
And then it was, it's that time we're living in.
You set an example for if we're all going to start moving forward, can we just be blatantly honest, whether it's whether we're making art or food, whatever you're doing in your lifetime, stop stealing.
And if you're going to take, give the credit of where you're getting it from.
joe rogan
Well, but you can't do that in stand-up.
jim breuer
No, you can't do it in stand-up.
You have to ask and you say, can I buy that bit or something like that?
But it's just such a.
joe rogan
Nobody wants to sell their bits.
You can't even do that.
Well, you could hire people to write for you, which is very respectable.
I know high-level comics who hire people to help them punch up jokes.
Nothing wrong with that.
jim breuer
No.
And I never knew that either.
I never knew that until I remember being in New York and the guy's like, hey, you know, I write with Chris.
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jim breuer
I'm like, Chris, Chris Wright.
I'm like, oh, wow.
Yeah, I punch up stuff like that.
And then I would see certain guys, which makes sense because if you're going to hit a certain level, I mean, you got to stay.
Well, not saying they're not.
joe rogan
People would always say that Chris had writers, but that's not totally true.
So what Chris would do was he would come up with all the material, come up all the bits, and then he would have guys watch his set, professional guys.
And these professional guys would watch his set, and then they would talk about it.
They would have feedback on bits.
Like he really worked with Richard Jenny a lot.
jim breuer
He was great.
joe rogan
Oh, my God.
unidentified
He was good.
jim breuer
He taught me the most.
I learned so much from Jenny because he would just take a premise and he'd go and every time you thought he was done milking this premise, he'd show up again 15 minutes later, like, oh, my God, we're going another direction with this premise.
unidentified
So good.
jim breuer
You got to be kidding me.
joe rogan
He was so thorough.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
joe rogan
He would take all, I mean, it was so impressive.
jim breuer
Wow.
So Jenny's helping.
joe rogan
Yes.
Jenny helped rock with Bigger and Blacker.
He helped him with, what was the other one that was really Bring the Pain?
jim breuer
Yes, the two big monsters.
joe rogan
Two classic.
Two of, like, if you have a top 20 all-time comedy specials, they're both in there.
jim breuer
Monster.
joe rogan
Monster bits.
Monster sets.
jim breuer
He's the first guy I saw.
Chris was the very first person I saw.
I won a lottery to do Open Mic at the comic strip.
And I'm going to say I was 19, maybe 19, 20.
I didn't know what that was.
And I show up at the comic strip and I see Eddie Murphy on the, I'm like, oh, I just swear.
Because I had that Eddie Murphy album.
He had like a little flowers from the comic strip.
And he had a little.
joe rogan
Did he do that at the comic strip?
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
He did.
unidentified
Yes.
jim breuer
It was at the comic strip.
And he did life in the comic strip.
He's like, it was.
joe rogan
That's a great special.
jim breuer
Great special.
joe rogan
I bought it on cassette.
That's how old it is.
jim breuer
I bought it as an album.
joe rogan
Bro, how did he stop doing stand-up?
unidentified
There it is.
jim breuer
Oh, my God.
joe rogan
How did he stop doing stand-up?
He was 1982.
He was so good.
jim breuer
Yeah.
So I was a little bit more.
joe rogan
I was a sophomore in high school back.
jim breuer
Me too.
Were you 58?
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
jim breuer
We graduated at the same time.
Look at the comic strip.
joe rogan
He was so good.
When you see him, did you see him do that?
He got one of those Mark Twain awards, I believe it was.
jim breuer
Yes.
joe rogan
And he went and did a set.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
Did an impression of Bill Cosby getting his awards taken away from him?
unidentified
No.
Yes.
joe rogan
It's great.
jim breuer
I got to watch it.
I got to watch that.
joe rogan
It's really, Jamie will pull it up.
You go, oh my God, please do stand up again.
Please do stand up again.
jim breuer
Do you remember the bit he did?
He goes, he goes, I guess it was in, what was it?
What was the one with the red leather pants?
unidentified
Raw.
Raw.
jim breuer
No, no, no.
unidentified
Delirious?
jim breuer
Delirious.
Delirious.
And he goes, You're right.
unidentified
You're right.
jim breuer
He goes, man.
He goes, man.
He goes, Bill Cosby called me and he said, you know, the filth and the foul and the foul and the filth and the fit.
And he goes, so I call Richard Pryor.
And Richard Pryor said, next time I motherfucker call you him.
Tell him to suck my dick and have a mice putting on me.
joe rogan
Well, he said, do the people laugh?
Did you get paid?
jim breuer
Yes.
joe rogan
But tell Bill to have a coking smile and shut the fuck up.
jim breuer
That's what he said.
That's what he said.
eddie murphy
Thank you so much.
This is a tremendous honor.
Wonderful evening.
I'd like to thank the Kennedy Center, first of all, for celebrating me and honoring me in such a wonderful way and bringing my loved ones and my family here.
This is a super special, memorable night.
And thank you to all the comedians and came out and sang.
I mean, Sam Moore came out and sang and Alabama Shakes was here.
I had a really, really, really special, special night.
It hasn't been lost on me that, you know, usually when people have evenings like this, a person's really, really old when they get these awards.
They'll let you wait really like one of the greatest, funniest people of all time was George Carlin, and he received this award posthumously.
And he's funnier than all of us.
So to be standing here alive and looking like myself still is a little joy.
They'll let you get really old and do this, you know.
And there was also some confusion about whether or not it was an award or a prize.
And I, you know.
And actually, it's an award.
Even though they call it a prize, it's an award.
Because usually when there's a prize, there's money involved.
I thought I was going to get some paper.
I was like, yo.
Mark Twain award at Kennedy saying, that sounds like paper.
Then they told me yesterday they raised 2.3 million.
I was like, yo, I'm in there.
Then I came down and they told me that, oh, there is no, it's a prize, but there is no money.
And I was like, oh my gosh.
So I think to clear up the confusion for future recipients, maybe you don't want to call it the Mark Twain Prize.
If you don't want to call it the award, maybe you could call it the Mark Twain surprise.
Surprise and surprise of course being you ain't get no money But that still doesn't diminish how wonderful this is.
It's a wonderful, wonderful thing to be included with some of my heroes, Richard Pryor and George Carlin and Carl Reiner and Lily Tomlin.
unidentified
Who else got this?
eddie murphy
Oh, Bill has one of these.
Did y'all make Bill give his back?
No, because I know there was a big outcry from people.
It was trying to get Bill to give his trophies back.
You know you f***ed up when they want you to give your trophies back.
Give his trophy back, too?
He should do one show.
We just come out and just talk crazy now.
unidentified
I would like to talk to some of the people who feel that I should give back my trophy.
joe rogan
Obviously they bleep that out.
jim breuer
Wow.
unidentified
Just because you may have heard recently that I allegedly put the pill in the people's chocolate.
I wish somebody would come up to my house talking about give up the trophy because you put the pill in the people's chocolate.
You get up.
I'm not giving back.
And who?
Uncle Ray's Wisdom 00:12:38
unidentified
Who is Hannibal Barris?
Hannibal Barris!
joe rogan
But this is 11 years ago.
jim breuer
Dick Gregory said.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's Dick Gregory.
jim breuer
It was, right?
unidentified
Yeah, just come on out and push the over there.
joe rogan
Yeah, we're going to get it.
You know, he's like a stand-up.
He's doing stand-up in the war, and he's killing, and he hasn't done stand-up in fucking decades.
jim breuer
I think it's the Billy Joel thing where he was such a hit and so I mean his stand-up specials were monsters.
It's to be want to be compared to that is such a like you and I, Archimede's like, my kids have no clue Eddie Murphy with stand-up.
They have no clue.
They just know him as Donkey.
unidentified
That's crazy.
jim breuer
He's Donkey and Shrek.
unidentified
Right.
jim breuer
And Shrek.
joe rogan
He's big mama.
unidentified
Yes.
jim breuer
They don't even know that.
joe rogan
No, that's not him.
jim breuer
They just know Donkey.
joe rogan
No, he was the other one.
We got fat.
jamie vernon
The clumps, the crumps.
joe rogan
The clumps.
jamie vernon
Nutty professor.
joe rogan
Yeah, nutty professor.
And then there was other one where he played like a bunch of different people.
That's the clumps.
jamie vernon
Yeah, I think so.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
He's the one where I committed to doing stand-up.
I was taking, I was, my parents moved to Florida.
This is like 87, something like that.
So I'm taking theater.
I'm doing stand-up in Long Island, like playing Levitt Town, the governors.
And I was shocked no one discovered me.
I was so cocky.
So cocky.
How do you not know?
I've arrived in New York.
Soon I will be discovered.
And then my parents moved to Florida.
And while I'm down there, I'm really struggling.
I think I was almost 21 years old.
I said, I'll just go into restaurant management and hotel.
And I took that nonsense class.
And then Eddie Murphy, and the only reason I was doing it was for my mother because my mom's like, you got to fall back on something and you need a pension.
And, you know, they're working.
You got to get a pension and make money.
And God forbid something happens.
Jimmy, you got to do something.
And so while I'll never forget this, this is like nine, I want to say it's late 88, maybe early 89.
And Arsenio Hall was like the biggest talk show thing ever.
Yeah.
Where my dogs?
It was huge.
joe rogan
Things that make you go hmm.
jim breuer
Yeah, things that make you hmm.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Things that make you go home.
jim breuer
Yes, things that make you hmm.
And so he had Eddie Murphy on.
And of course, I saw Eddie Murphy live at Westbury Music Fair when he was like 18 years old.
I'm like, this is my life right here.
And so I'm watching Eddie Murphy.
I wish I could find this interview one day.
And Arsenio's like, you got anything to say for any young comics out there?
And this is not exactly what he said, but I remember he turned to the camera.
He went, don't listen to your mother.
Your mother wants you to do that and do that.
You're going to 100%.
Why are you going to fall back at something?
You already fancy.
If you're going to make a pizza, you're going to make a pizza 100%.
You're going to put the pepperoni.
But the point of him was like, don't listen to your mother.
You're going to go for it.
You know what you want inside.
You go for it.
Stop listening.
He's outside sources that really, they're not in your brain.
They're not in your journey.
They're not in your vision.
I've told a couple nephews and a good friend about this.
I really want to go into Essent.
unidentified
Do it.
jim breuer
Your mom's going to get pissed, but she's not.
This is your journey, kid.
Go for it.
But that moment, Eddie Murphy is the reason why I just, I went home that day and I went, I got to tell you guys something.
And, you know, my dad's World War II vet.
Everyone's a cop in the family.
My dad is still like, you know, you can still sign up for the police department.
You want that?
And I got a good pension.
unidentified
Officer Jim.
jim breuer
Yeah, dude.
I was there like, dad.
joe rogan
The windows roll down.
Smoke comes out of the car.
jim breuer
Give me that joint.
joe rogan
Get the fuck out of here.
jim breuer
You know why it pulls you over?
No, okay.
I don't need it.
unidentified
All right.
jim breuer
Get out of here.
Don't be an asshole.
Just get home safe.
Don't follow me.
And not only that, I told my dad, if I ever had to chase someone, I'm not, I'm not giving you a ticket.
I am going to beat the shit out of you.
If I'm running, my cands are killing me, and I'm going through red lights when I get you.
I'm taking you behind a dumpster.
It's not going to end well for you.
I'm not made for that.
And so I said, hey, I want to let you know right now, I am going to be a stand-up comedian.
I am going to go into TV.
I'm going to pursue film.
And this is what I'm doing.
And I'll never forget it.
It was my dad.
It was my dad who turned to me, never shook my hand in my life.
And he went, you're a man now.
And he goes, you go do that because I never had that opportunity.
And I want you to have more than me.
And my mom was like, Jesus Christ, all my careful, be careful.
Be careful.
Jesus Christ.
Later that night, she's having martinis.
You know why I was sitting around?
I've been right out.
joe rogan
Oh, that's so funny.
unidentified
That was it.
jim breuer
That was the Eddie Murphy and then my dad's official boom.
And I was off to the races.
joe rogan
By the time I started doing stand-up, my parents had long given up on trying to control me.
They're like, okay.
jim breuer
Yeah.
joe rogan
Good luck.
jim breuer
Well, yeah, you're in your young 20s now.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
And it was also like they were uncomfortable about me fighting.
And I was like, I don't know.
I'm going to go do this.
I'm doing this.
jim breuer
Yeah, you know what you're doing.
joe rogan
Well, it's like, even when I didn't know what I was doing, I was going to do it.
jim breuer
Yeah, you were doing it.
joe rogan
But it's like that leap is very hard when your parents are telling you no.
It's very hard.
When they're giving you a hard time and they're putting pressure on you to have a legitimate career, they just don't get it.
You know, they just don't get it that it's like someone can do it.
It is a job.
So this thing is like, oh, what if you never make it?
Like, I remember I was dating this girl when I was 21 and her dad said that to her.
Like, her dad was very concerned about me.
He said, what if he doesn't make it?
And she said it to me.
You know what my dad said?
He said, what if you don't make it?
I go, okay.
I don't know what to say.
Maybe I won't, but I'm going to try.
I'm not going to stop doing it because I might not make it.
That's retarded.
I go, someone can do it.
Like, I work with professional comedians all the time.
They make a living doing stand-up comedy.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
I know it exists.
It's not like it's, it's not like I'm inventing a new profession that didn't exist before.
unidentified
Correct.
joe rogan
Like, this is a profession.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's not easy to do, but I think I can do it.
And I think I want to try because I can't have a regular job.
I'm too ADD.
I can't sit in a me either.
And when I say regular job, people think.
jim breuer
I know what you mean.
joe rogan
Oh, you're demeaning our jobs.
That's not what I mean.
I mean, a job you don't want to do.
Like, if you have an office job, but that's what you love doing, if you're doing something that you enjoy doing, there's nothing wrong with that.
But a lot of people, that's not what they're doing.
A lot of people are just doing a job.
And that beats you down.
It beats you down and it dulls you.
It dulls the conversations that you have.
It dulls the conversations you have off work.
You don't get stimulated.
You're at a drone frequency, unfortunately.
And I didn't want to do that, man.
I had a bunch of jobs, like job jobs, just for money, and they don't feel good.
I didn't enjoy it.
And I didn't have a thing.
Like, if there was a thing, like, I want to be a carpenter, I want to build houses.
I didn't have that thing.
jim breuer
I didn't have it either.
joe rogan
But I know people who do, and they're very happy.
They love it.
Architects, engineers.
There's a lot of people who love what they do.
Those were not interesting to me.
And so I was trying.
And then stand-up was the only thing.
I'm like, oh, my God, these people are outcasts just like me.
They're weirdos just like me.
They're the people that just don't fit in.
They're the people that say the things you're not supposed to say.
That was me.
I was like, I got to figure out how to do this.
I knew it was a, I might, I mean, I never thought my own Fitzsimmons and I talk about this all the time because we started out like literally within a week of each other.
jim breuer
Wow.
joe rogan
We traveled together.
All of we would drive to Rhode Island to do open mics together.
We hung out.
We did a ton of road gigs in the early days.
All our goal was to be able to pay our bills with comedy.
That was the goal.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
The only goal.
jim breuer
And it felt great.
joe rogan
That was because we knew guys.
It was this guy, DJ Hazard, who was a really funny Boston stand-up.
And I went to look at these apartments once.
And these loft apartments, they had turned this like an elementary school, this old brick elementary school into these loft condos.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
And DJ had a place there.
And I knew, like, I went to look at this like little studio apartment that they had there.
And he had this big loft there.
I was like, oh my God, you imagine this guy's doing this just with comedy.
This is crazy.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Look at this fucking killer apartment this guy has and he just tells jokes.
jim breuer
Right.
joe rogan
Well, that was the dream.
jim breuer
Yes.
joe rogan
And that was the dream.
jim breuer
I tell my kids too, I tell everyone, just go for your passion.
Whatever it is.
Go for the passion.
joe rogan
Like, Julie, while you're young, while you don't have a family, mortgage, you know, is this the moment?
jamie vernon
I think so.
He's talking about starting comedy and look at his hair.
jim breuer
Look at his hair.
eddie murphy
By the way, Ed, here's your report card.
jim breuer
I'll be blown away if this is it.
unidentified
But you always knew that this is where you wanted to be.
eddie murphy
I knew I wanted to be in show business.
And I just happened to luck out and things happened.
unidentified
I think you know, you know, if you know what you're supposed to do deep down inside, I think everybody does.
And a lot of people just don't go after it.
You know, like most people start out, they say, I want to be a this, but I'm going to get that to make sure I have something to fall back on.
And what you're doing is you're setting yourself up a fade because you're going, there's a possibility that I'm going to fall back.
eddie murphy
And when you put that out there, then you fall back.
But if you just say, hey, this is what I want to do and you go do it, you usually get your stuff the way you want it, man.
unidentified
That's what.
I don't even know if this is true because you know how Uncle Ray lies.
Okay.
Uncle Ray's.
jim breuer
I loved Uncle Ray.
eddie murphy
You know how Uncle lies.
Uncle Ray shaved off his beard.
unidentified
You see him?
No, I didn't see him.
Uncle Ray told me that a portion still went down my back.
eddie murphy
He came out with his beard off.
unidentified
I said, oh, they don't know Uncle Ray, so they're like, picture me, but a lot older.
That's Uncle Ray.
He said that, how much time do we have?
Plenty.
Do you have any other guests tonight?
jim breuer
He's like, this is, I already did my favorite.
unidentified
Uncle Ray!
Way right.
Not Uncle Ray.
Please don't invite Uncle Ray out here.
Uncle Ray!
joe rogan
Submit That's hilarious.
He brought his uncle out.
jim breuer
Dude, he would bring his uncle.
His uncle would murder.
unidentified
That's what I'm going to look like in 40 years.
jim breuer
His uncle would murder, I think, on Letterman.
His uncle would murder.
Now, now he got me wondering.
joe rogan
Maybe there's another interview.
jim breuer
No, and I could stop.
Like, did I go from that?
Or in my head, it was.
joe rogan
Did you add to it in your head?
jim breuer
Did I add to it in my head?
joe rogan
That does happen.
jim breuer
It does happen.
I don't like it.
joe rogan
Oh, it's like that.
jim breuer
I don't like that.
I'm like, he absolutely said.
joe rogan
It's so weird when you have a memory that you're sure of.
And other people are like, no, this happened.
That happened.
The other thing.
And then you're like, wait, shit.
jim breuer
But I you're right.
And I do remember saying the fallback stuff because I used that going into talking to my mom, like, mom, can't fall back.
Am I going to do 100?
joe rogan
That is a fact.
You can't fall back.
You can't have a net.
You're not going to make it if you have a net.
jim breuer
No, you're spreading yourself thin all over the place.
Comedy Alley Challenges 00:02:24
joe rogan
Well, also, the amount of focus that it takes, whatever you're trying to do in life, the amount of focus that it takes to do it.
This is what I always say to fighters when they have like one foot in and one foot out.
I'm like, quit.
Quit.
Because the consequences of you facing a guy that's all in are devastating.
That guy wants to be the best ever, and you're not sure if you want to fight anymore.
You're going to get hurt.
unidentified
Right.
Right.
joe rogan
That happens a lot.
You see that a lot.
jim breuer
Yeah, because sometimes it's just for the cash.
joe rogan
Well, it's also their identity.
You know, they're not sure if this is the right career for them.
Maybe they have a couple of losses and they don't feel confident anymore.
Like, get out.
But with comedy, at least you don't have to worry about getting hurt.
Like, really, what it's just about is like, okay, you're presented with more challenges.
Figure it out.
Figure it out and push through.
Somebody's done it.
jim breuer
Okay.
joe rogan
There's people out there that are doing it, which is one of the things that we really, when we started the club, one of the things that we implemented at the club that we thought was really important is a legitimate development program.
So Adam Egot, who is the talent coordinator for the comedy store, is now the talent coordinator for the mothership.
But he takes it very seriously.
There's a program.
There's two days of open mic nights.
He watches everybody's set.
He sits down, he takes notes, he gives them feedback.
And then when they start progressing, he gives them a little bit more time.
And then maybe he'll give them a spot on one of the showcase shows.
jim breuer
Right.
joe rogan
And doing that and allowing people to have a pathway where then they go on the road with some of the other headliners.
And we have a lot of guys that are headlining on the road that are taking a lot of the people that work at the club, door people, people that work on the staff, take them on the road with them.
And now, so there's a pathway.
So not only do you see that others have done it, so you know, but there's a way that it's like we're helping them.
And there's a lot of talented people that they get frustrated.
And we all knew guys that were really fucking talented when we were in New York.
Remember that kid from Jimmy's Comedy Alley?
I brought him up before.
Dark hair.
He was really funny.
Really funny.
Remember Jimmy's Comedy Alley in Queens?
I know I brought him up on the podcast before.
jim breuer
Vaguely.
joe rogan
This kid was funny, man, but funny, but like really socially conscious.
He was a New York guy.
He was a New York guy.
jim breuer
Was he kind of sporadic and off the wall a little bit?
Recalling A Comedy Alley Gem 00:12:07
joe rogan
Yeah, he was a little weird.
jim breuer
I know who you're talking about.
joe rogan
You know who I'm talking about.
jim breuer
Oh, my God.
joe rogan
But he was funny.
jim breuer
George?
Is it George Gallo?
joe rogan
No, no.
That's another guy who was very funny too.
jim breuer
Okay.
joe rogan
There was another guy, but this guy was different.
He was almost like kind of like clearly a fan of Bill Hicks.
He wasn't stealing from Bill Hicks, but he was clearly inspired by Bill Hicks.
I mean, not Bill Hicks style at all, but socially conscious stand-up that was really funny and good.
And I was like, this guy's going to make it.
And no.
jim breuer
Almost Stanhope-y.
Like Doug.
joe rogan
Not as good as Stanhope.
Not as good as Stan Hope, but didn't have.
Like, by the time I met Stand-Up, Stan Hope, rather, Stan Hope had been doing Stand-Up for probably 12 years.
So he was like super legit back then.
jim breuer
I think that's when I remember we were at some Florida event, and I went down there totally fluffing my feathers.
I think I might have had a season of SNL.
Like, you know, I'm wearing my pad.
Like, I got my peacock feathers out.
And Stanhope was the winner of this festival, and they got to play the last night.
I think it was like Todd Berry.
All I remember is Todd Berry, Doug Stanhope, and me.
Now, I was supposed to follow Todd Berry.
No offense to Todd.
I'll take that any day of the week because Todd's energy is lower.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
He's like a Deadpan guy.
Right.
jim breuer
And Deadpan, Nomada Murder.
I know, I feel comfortable.
I'm like, okay, I usually do okay after Deadpan, no matter what.
I'm ready to go.
I'm seasoned.
I could do this.
They go, we're switching the order.
I'm switching the order.
Because at that time, too, I think the manager, maybe it was whoever it was, he knew.
He's like, there's no way he's going to be able to go up after Stanhope.
So they switched Barry and Stanhope.
So now I don't know who Doug Stanhope is.
And Doug Stanhope goes out.
I'm going to say for like the first couple minutes, he's eating it a little bit.
And I'm like, why would you do this to this kid?
And then all of a sudden, he snapped.
And all I remember is from that moment on, I went, oh shit.
This is going to be an issue going up after this.
And he was murdering like slaying.
And the things he was saying, because at that time, too, I'm not a dirty guy.
I'm not, I just chew sometimes.
I love filthy material, but I just don't always go in that.
And he's hitting subjects, like dark subjects and such.
And he's beating the shit out of the rope.
And I just went, yeah, this is not going to go well.
And I remember going up and I held my own, but I don't know if I pulled off going off or going up after a very young, unproven Stanhope.
Even back then, I was like, I got to keep my eye on this guy because he's a monster.
And he was.
He was a.
This is like 90, maybe mid-90s.
joe rogan
Yeah, I think I met Stanhope 98, somewhere around then.
Talking about, oh, no.
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
Well, maybe.
jim breuer
He went out of those.
That's Keith Anthony.
joe rogan
That is him.
He just looks different there.
jim breuer
Whoa.
Wait a minute.
joe rogan
He's older.
Yep, that's him.
That's him.
jim breuer
No, it's just Keith Stanhope.
joe rogan
Is he still working?
jim breuer
Who's Keith Anthony?
joe rogan
Keith Anthony is the guy that I was telling you about Jimmy's comedy album.
Oh, he's very funny.
He came to the comedy store.
He drove across the country in a Cadillac that had the roof sawed off of it.
And it was a convertible, but not really.
So it didn't have a top.
And so his fucking, he got rained on while he was driving across the country.
So his entire Cadillac is filled with water while he's driving.
I don't know if he drove with a raincoat or if he just ate it.
Just ate the water.
But yeah, that's Keith Anthony.
Well, that's him.
Thank you, Jason.
jim breuer
Is he still around?
joe rogan
How did you pull that off?
jamie vernon
Tricks.
jim breuer
Is he still around?
unidentified
I don't know.
joe rogan
I haven't seen him in forever.
I remember we brought him up on the podcast a few years ago.
jamie vernon
I found a transcript where he brought him up.
joe rogan
Yeah.
And who is the guy from the radio?
jim breuer
I hope I'm not going to Rogers.
The radio is a radio guy.
He was taller.
He was married to like an Israeli chick.
joe rogan
John Tobin.
jim breuer
Yes.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
I still, that was one of the greatest, most hilarious adventures of my lifetime was Tobin and I, we had a gig, and it was horrifying.
It was like, coconuts.
We're going to send you down to, we're going to send you down to Cancun Spring Break.
unidentified
Oh, God.
jim breuer
Oh, yeah.
And I'm young.
I'm like, oh, my, I'm not even married yet.
joe rogan
You were in Cancun?
unidentified
Yes.
jim breuer
And it's spring break.
I'm like, oh, my God.
joe rogan
What year was this?
jim breuer
Okay, so I got married 93.
I'm going to say 1992, 1992.
And I think I'm making 500 bucks for two weeks.
You have to work every single night, right?
So wait a minute.
So I'm with, so I don't know who the other comedian is, right?
joe rogan
Right.
jim breuer
And so as we, I land a Cancun and ride away the bells and I whistle and have a tequila shot.
I'm like, I'm young.
Like, this is great.
Tobin is probably 10, 15 years older.
joe rogan
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
I wanted to say he was in his young 40s.
I could be wrong.
So as we're driving down the Cancun, we're getting wasted on the bus.
Like, who wants another shot?
I want another shot.
It's the greatest gig ever.
So we pass all the spring break hotels and there's no one left on the bus.
There's nobody left on a bus except for some guy who's like in his 40s, right?
And I got walking up the bus drive.
I'm like, hey, where's La Travas?
And he's going, what?
I don't understand what he's saying.
And this guy goes, he said it's downtown.
I'm like, oh, I go, what is your name?
He goes, John.
I go, I'm a comedian.
He's like, yeah, I'm the other fucking comedian.
And they have us fucking downtown.
They don't have some fucking thing.
I said, it's okay.
unidentified
Are you sure?
joe rogan
That doesn't sound like that.
jim breuer
No, no, no, no, dude.
It was John.
This is really funny.
So they put us downtown, right?
Me and Tobin.
And me and John have talked to us multiple times.
I said, one day we got to write this as the funniest adventure ever.
We had a take.
First of all, we check in the hotel and the guy's like, yeah, I don't know if the other guy's still in there.
What other guy?
They're like, the three of you are in one room.
When three of us in a room, what are you talking about?
John's losing his shit.
He's arguing with his, when he's like, I'm married to an Israeli check.
I say, hey, fuck it.
And all they do is yell at each other.
He goes, pay for you, fucking yell each other.
So now we go to our room and there's, there's someone in our room.
And he goes, yeah, I haven't been paid yet.
Been stuck here for like a month.
Like, oh.
Oh, yeah.
So I slept on the floor all my life on my lap.
As Tobin this, right?
So I'm on the floor.
The first night I wake up and Tobin's like yelling over the, he's like, if you keep snoring, I'm going to lose my shit.
joe rogan
Right.
jim breuer
So by the end of the week, we're not getting paid.
All the gigs are getting canceled.
All I remember is it ended like six days later.
I had to go get money transferred because now we're partying.
We're just like, screw it.
Let's go find weed, tequila.
We went on an adventure with this poor bastard got thrown out of a car.
We were going to buy tequila right outside.
And the guy got thrown out of the car.
And we're like, what's going on?
Now we're all wasted.
And we go up and the guy's going in his pockets and taking his money.
And we go, hey, what's going on there?
And he's like, you know what I mean?
They're talking in Spanish.
And John knew Spanish a little bit.
And so he takes off and we're like, we're taking care of this guy.
Like, what's your name?
He's like, Juan.
To this day, this is why I know in Spanish, my name is Jaime.
Because we lifted him up and he's like, oh, Amigo, Amigo.
What your name?
I said, James.
Jaime.
Yeah, yeah, Jaime, Amigo, John, Juan.
This night lasted to 6 a.m. in the morning, and it was one of the greatest ventures in our entire lifetime.
To this day, I have to get Tobin because he's got even greater details as the night goes on.
It was probably the greatest.
It ended that night or that morning, about 7 a.m. to John with a golf club smashing the drapes because he's like, I said I've got a lossette if you're not stopped snoring.
Hey, smashing the thing and some other thing.
The University of Wisconsin was staying there.
It was some other mess going on.
All I remember is I woke up, I went right to the airport, I booked a hotel, and I went home, and I haven't seen John since.
But I remember you knew him, his buddy.
joe rogan
Well, John and I got to get the Jokers Wild in New Haven, Connecticut.
That's where I work with him.
He was the opening act.
I was the headliner, or he was the middle act, one of the other.
And then we became friends, and we started playing pool together.
And then he got a job at executive billiards in White Plains.
He was one of the counter guys at Executive Billiards.
unidentified
Oh.
joe rogan
So the pool hall where I became obsessed with playing pool, John and I would hang out in that pool hall all the time because John worked there.
jim breuer
Yeah, that's yes, because he would bring you up, Elijah.
Like, you know, Joe Rogan.
Oh, yeah.
He's like, yeah, I'm friends with him.
joe rogan
But this is way, Now the thing about it, John did have a little bit of an anger issue.
jim breuer
It was the funniest.
And he would be on his wife's.
He's yelling at his wife.
I'm stuck in Cat Coon.
unidentified
Oh, no.
jim breuer
I got to get all the vet dude.
joe rogan
The details of the adventure.
I lost touch with that dude.
I ran into him a long time ago.
I want to say close to 20 years ago.
I was doing a gig in Miami.
And after the show, we were leaving the back of the theater.
And I went to get in the car.
And I saw this guy that was standing out in the lot.
He knew that this was the back of the theater I was going to come out.
And it was John.
And I didn't recognize him for like a half a second because it was like a spotlight behind him.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
You know, he was a little silhouetted with the streetlight behind him.
And then I was like, oh, shit, what are you doing?
And I know we exchanged numbers, but you know me.
I change my fucking number every two years at least.
I lost touch with him a long time ago and I lost phones and I don't know.
But John and I were always in that pool hall together.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
Yeah, for a couple of years he worked there at least.
He was like the counter guy.
Like he would give you the balls and take the money.
And our good friend guy, Guy Azzaridi, rest in peace, he was the owner of the place.
jim breuer
I'm going to hunt him down.
joe rogan
Well, he'll probably reach out after that.
Cartel Violence in Puerto Vallarta 00:06:18
jim breuer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There was a black guy with us.
The other guy was a black guy.
And every day we'd leave and this little hooker would follow me.
And she had to be like in her 50s.
And she's just, she was chubby and a mess.
And she'd go, yeah, you know, 20, little boy, little boy.
And like, no, no, no, no.
But the black dude would always go, yo, I'll take you.
He'd go, no, no, too big, too big, too big.
I swear to God.
And what's crazy is that venture we went on, we ended up going to this guy's house, and he made like his wife and stuff cook for us at three in the morning.
And his whole family is staring at us.
I'm a jackass.
I'm all juiced up.
Like, we're going to get you out of Mexico.
And we're going to get you to America.
We're going to help you out.
Let me get you to America.
Yeah, we're going to help you out.
We're going to save you.
You don't worry about whatever America.
And I remember the neighborhood, too.
Like, there were dogs just running wild.
Wasn't it a nice part?
It was just a part of town.
Like, are we safe?
And who lives on a street?
As we're showing up like three in the morning, it was the hooker that stays outside our hotel room.
I'm like, you can't even write this.
She's like, oh, she no go.
And I'm like, no, trust me.
unidentified
No.
jim breuer
I don't want any of that.
But she tries to get me every day.
Every day she tries to get me.
She tries to get me.
joe rogan
Bro, you used to be able to go to Mexico and it was no problem.
Like, Mexico is a fun place to visit.
Did you see what's going on right now in Puerto Vallarta?
jim breuer
No, I heard.
joe rogan
You don't know?
unidentified
I heard.
jim breuer
No, I checked, dude.
I don't know.
I'm talking to Mexico again.
unidentified
You don't know?
jim breuer
Yeah, I tell you, every time.
joe rogan
Oh, listen, it just started yesterday.
There's a gang war with the cartel war that's going on in Puerto Vallarta because they killed the head of one of the cartels.
jim breuer
Oh.
joe rogan
So they arrested, the military arrested and killed one of the heads of one of the cartels.
And Puerto Vallarta right now is a war zone.
jim breuer
Really?
joe rogan
They lit a Costco on fire.
There's gunfights in the streets, cars and trucks on fire.
Roads are shut down.
You can't fly out of there anymore.
All the airlines won't fly out.
Air Canada pulled their flights.
All these places pulled their flights.
So there's tourists that went to Puerto Vallarta on vacation that are Americans that are stuck there.
Is this the U.S. citizens urged to shelter in place after Mexico drug lords killing sparks wave of violence?
Yeah, this is going on right now.
Like right now.
See if you can find some video of it.
jim breuer
That's south, right?
joe rogan
Puerto Vallarta?
unidentified
Yes.
jim breuer
South of Cancun and all that?
joe rogan
No, it's on the other side of the country.
jim breuer
Oh, it's the West Coast.
joe rogan
Yes.
jim breuer
Okay.
joe rogan
I think, right?
Isn't Puerto Vallarta the West Coast?
jim breuer
Like Cabo.
joe rogan
Yes.
jim breuer
On that side.
joe rogan
I think.
jim breuer
I don't know.
joe rogan
I know it's near Punta Mita that has that, there's a beautiful Four Seasons Resort there.
Yeah, it's on the West Side.
But there's a gang or like a literal street fight.
Oh, dude, watch the video.
Put the videos.
Cartel.
Just write cartel violence after that.
Cartel.
It's fucking crazy.
Just write cartel.
jim breuer
Fucking help me out, Henry.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
The footage is fucking banana.
jim breuer
Look at this.
joe rogan
Well, there's real shit.
This ain't real.
That's AI.
Me and the boy.
This is real.
This I've seen.
Go full screen.
This is the Costco on fire.
Bro, they're blowing up buildings.
There's gunfights in the streets.
They've got armored vehicles.
There's shootouts.
I was watching this video where these people are like hiding in a building and hear just fucking gunfights in the middle of the street.
jim breuer
It's interesting.
joe rogan
It's crazy.
Look how much is on fire.
Look at these people on the beach.
Like nothing's going on.
jim breuer
And what are they targeting?
joe rogan
I'm jogging.
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
jim breuer
Look at all these jogging.
joe rogan
I've got to get my 10,000 steps in.
jim breuer
I've got my ears.
joe rogan
I'm on a horse.
jim breuer
And I'm listening to native flute music.
joe rogan
Look at all these fucking people just chilling while there's buildings on fire in the background.
That's hilarious.
Surrounded by cartel warfare and Air Canada's canceled flights out of Puerto Vallarta.
Yeah, look at that.
Bro, this is so bad for tourism.
This is going to cost Mexico billions of dollars.
jim breuer
You know what?
joe rogan
This kind of shit.
Look at the picture, man.
It's like half the city's on fire.
That's crazy.
jim breuer
Interesting.
What does that tweet say?
jamie vernon
Just someone joke.
joe rogan
Go back to it.
jamie vernon
That's 10% off at Verbo.
jim breuer
And now you too can go.
You ever see those?
What was that?
TikTok tell you one of those things like that?
joe rogan
That one right there.
Chaotic scenes from Puerto Vallarta.
After CJNG Jalisco, new generation cartel Sicarios started to block main roads and set civilian vehicles on fire in multiple regions of Mexico, including Guadalajara.
How do you say that Mojocan and Mexico in retaliation to the show more the alleged killing of their leader, El Mencho.
Meanwhile, reports are emerging stating that the cartel mechanized units with improvised monster armored vehicles are amasking, amassing in Jalisco and other parts of the country.
So there's some shit, like some serious shit that's going down.
Interesting scary yeah, scary.
Get stuck in the middle of that.
jim breuer
This is the well, getting stuck there would be a little bit of a bummer.
joe rogan
Well no, but stuck in the middle of it, because that's where a lot of people die in the crossfire, because you get hit with strays, because they're just, they're not like precision shooting, they're gunning people down and they're they're shooting at cars and yeah, but that's Mexico.
Now the point is like when you went there in 92, you used to be able to go there.
It was easy.
It was like nobody worried at all about going to Mexico.
Going to Mexico was fun.
You didn't even have to have a passport back in the day.
You used to be able to go over there with your driver's license.
jim breuer
That is true sometimes.
I mean, they've always scared you with the cartel thing um, not saying it doesn't exist.
Beaches and Border Patrol 00:03:07
jim breuer
Once, once in a while, up until like five years ago, seven years when, put this way, my wife and I went to a place called Maroma, but on the east coast, and even before we went, friends were like oh yeah, I know what that is.
joe rogan
Yes, that's near Cancun right, that's near Chichenitsa.
jim breuer
Yes yes yeah, it was beautiful little tiny resort.
I went to that place like a 20 something anniversary and it was.
And even then I would see people walking down the street with uh, machine guns.
Was it there?
They were the cops.
They were cops, the cops, or or the army, or whatever.
I was like whoa, and they would tell you and they're like, listen, if you see something wash up on shore, don't touch it.
Don't touch it.
Like really yeah, don't let let the government come and get it.
Like, don't steal the coke okay, all right well, i'm another margarita, that's cool.
When's dinner again?
joe rogan
Yeah but um, i've always, you always kind of heard, well, it was nothing scary, though not like this, this.
It used to be like a normal place to go to tour, like that place.
I told you about Puntamita?
I've been there.
I went once with my family when my kids were really young and they have golf courts uh, golf carts rather on the uh resort.
Yeah, you can drive around your golf court, you stay in like this little villa and you get a little golf cart that you can borrow.
And then we asked the people, can we take the golf cart into the town?
And they said sure, so we leave, and you leave the resort and then you go into the town and it's just like immediate abject poverty and this militarized police station where these guys were on an armored car with this like big armored plate and a fucking machine gun and the guy's sitting there just like he's ready to go.
And then I had to put it together.
Oh, they're there to protect the resort, correct?
I was like whoa crap.
So then you it started.
You it starts.
Put like the illusion of the four seasons dissolves, because the illusion is this, immaculately manicured lawns, beautiful landscape, gorgeous buildings.
Everyone's well attired and so polite and serving you.
I'm like, and this is surrounded by real Mexico.
jim breuer
That was like the first time I went to Turks and Caicos.
The kids were young, and I went to whatever resort.
It's all included.
Maybe it was a beaches.
I don't remember.
And we had to, but the minute you went right outside of beaches, you're like, whoa, they're like barely getting they don't have nothing going on here.
And it's all you can eat right there.
And I remember being younger in my head, I don't know if it was the weed or whatever, but I'd sit there and go, oh, so basically, whatever, like corporations will show up like, how much for the how much for these beaches?
They're like, oh, it's not for sale.
How much?
Because we want this.
No, we've been living here forever.
We live off the, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, drugs and, you know, crazy gangs don't show up, and then you need us to protect you.
And then, you know, if then you let us know, and maybe we can make a deal.
Corporations and Inequality 00:02:39
jim breuer
Me, me, or they, they make the deal with one of the leaders.
joe rogan
Dude, people have always been vacationing in Mexico.
jim breuer
Yes, but it always blows me away.
Like, people will get mad, whether it's Hawaii or whatever.
All the nicest beaches in the world are basically, even in bad areas, they're surrounded by like billionaire, like gorgeous resort.
It's just like, it's just like coming off a cruise boat.
You're treated like a king and a queen, and then you show up at certain ports and they're like all begging.
You're like, oh, these beggars.
But if, I mean, if you think about it, it's like someone coming here and they're coming into a bad section and they're worth billions of dollars and they're coming off and they're kind of looking at you funny.
It's that always fascinated me.
Like, how do they get into these areas and they make sure you stay there?
joe rogan
Well, usually those areas are fucked for a reason, right?
And Mexico is fucked for a reason because of the drugs.
That's a big part of it.
And the other thing is what happened in the 19, I guess, the 80s with that movie Roger and me, whatever year that was, that detailed that, where they just shipped all the factories over to Mexico.
And then that became like it killed Detroit.
And a lot of things started getting manufactured and built in Mexico.
And, you know, they took advantage of the fact that they can get cheaper wages over there and they didn't have to insure anybody.
They didn't have to give no benefits, no benefits.
You spend way less money and you can make people work way longer.
There's no rules.
unidentified
That's the beginning.
jim breuer
A lot of all of it.
joe rogan
A lot of dirty corporations did that just to make a buck.
unidentified
Yep.
jim breuer
And continue.
joe rogan
Yeah.
jim breuer
And continue to do that.
joe rogan
Yeah, well, when you find out that the rest of the world, like the whole world, when you look at, you know, people love to use that term, the 1%ers, you know what the 1% for the whole world is?
Top 1%?
$34,000.
$34,000 a year puts you in the 1% of the world.
unidentified
What?
joe rogan
Yes.
That's how distorted our version of wealth and middle class and prosperity.
Like, this is the beauty of a functioning capitalism United States is that you do so well that you start talking about inequality.
You don't realize that even the inequality that you have in America is the dream of someone who lives in a third world country.
jim breuer
I go, I love going to, I go to Tanzania, Kenya, last year, I've been six weeks in Africa.
Still Happy, Still Functional 00:03:53
jim breuer
I love going in the middle of nowhere and just seeing literally people with nothing and they're still happy.
Not only are they still happy, they just have the whole life system down.
They understand everything operates for a reason.
Everything operates for a reason.
I remember this one guy who was telling me like the giraffes were walking along, right?
And he's like, oh, that tree, that tree is going to communicate with that tree.
And the roots by talking to the roots.
And then the roots are going to send up a system.
And you're going to notice the giraffe's going to walk to it and immediately walk to the next one because he already put out the, I'm like, what?
unidentified
What?
jim breuer
Like, how do you even know?
Because this is what they live in.
And then even I would talk with the locals and I'd be like, like in a village, there's no paved roads.
And I'd go, how does, if something goes down here, like, let's say this guy's a jerk and he gets way into something nasty.
There's no courts.
There's no, there's no laws.
There's no police.
They do everything themselves.
They go, well, then the wisest, the elders get together and they go, let's confront so-and-so.
And we go to the house and we go, hey, man, what's going on here?
You need to come out.
Everyone said they stole.
They watched you steal.
And there it is.
And then they'll bring him out into the entire village.
And we'll everyone know little Johnny here.
I don't know what's going on.
Is it your family?
You lose, is some kind of thing going on at home?
Whatever we could do, we want to help you and make sure this never helps again.
But everyone needs to know, you know, you got to be careful.
And so we all got our eye on you.
And it's just, it blows my mind the simplicity of that.
And I feel like we had that as little children hanging out in the street and everyone kind of looking at each other.
And I always wondered if we ever were going to go back to that somehow, where you really can if you have a job and you commute.
joe rogan
It's gotten so complicated since you have social media on it and you have to answer emails.
You're not going back to that.
jim breuer
No, it's so complicated.
And, you know, once in a while, you want to go like, I would like a latte, three slices of pizza.
joe rogan
Have you ever seen the Werner Herzog documentary, Happy People, Life in the Taiga?
jim breuer
No.
Didn't he also do the bear guy?
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Grizzly Mask.
jim breuer
That was one of the greatest movies I've ever seen.
joe rogan
The best movie ever.
jim breuer
Belly laughed watching that thing.
joe rogan
He made that a comedy.
He did it on purpose.
But this happy people, Life in the Taiga, is all about these trappers that live in the Taiga forest in Siberia and how happy they are.
These people have nothing.
I mean, they have nothing.
They have to catch fish.
They have to catch animals for fur and shoot animals for meat.
And they drive around in snowmobiles everywhere.
And then they go together at night and they all drink.
They all have dogs.
They're all so happy.
There's like very low instances of mental illness.
See if you can find some clips from it.
It's a really good documentary because it makes you think like, what do you need out of life?
jim breuer
What do you need?
We have everything.
joe rogan
What do you actually need on life?
These people are...
jim breuer
We have everything.
joe rogan
These people are like really well balanced, man.
They're fucking very genuinely happy people.
And the way Werner Herzog documents it and does the narration, part of you just goes, wow, this is like, is this how you're supposed to live?
Are you supposed to subsistence lifestyles?
Like the people that live subsistence lifestyles, they're the really happy ones.
jim breuer
I believe so.
I remember just going, happy people.
joe rogan
I think that's how you're supposed to live.
I think that's how.
Along the River 00:05:04
jim breuer
100%.
joe rogan
Maybe not, I shouldn't say supposed to live, but that is how we evolved.
And so that is a natural way that your body slips into this.
This world we're living in now with commuting and stress and the whole world and what's going on in Iran.
And like, that's not normal.
jim breuer
It's not normal at all.
I remember even just, oh my God.
I have a friend who lives in Belize, but he lives really south where it's still kind of, it's not really developed that much.
So this one, I hurt my leg.
My wife's going to go scuba diving with my daughter and the guy there is like, hey, man, you want to hook up with whoever the local is?
He wants to show you around.
I said, great.
So we hook up with this guy.
It's just me and him on the boat.
And I said, thank you, sir.
He's like, I want to show you the way.
He's like, do you mind?
He stops.
He gets weighed.
He's like, it's okay if I get weed.
I'm like, yeah, knock yourself out.
He stops at a port.
He gets away.
He's like, he's happy now.
unidentified
Right?
jim breuer
We go out and we go to the little island that he lives on with his village.
And he was talking about how disappointed he was because just two years ago, they got electricity and phones and he didn't want it.
The most of the village did not want it.
But the kids are starting to see and they're starting to want.
They're starting to want the toys.
And just going out with this guy, Joe, he goes, come on, I'm going to show you.
First, next to his little house, which didn't even have doors on them, was this a mound with termites.
And he goes, have you ever tried termites?
unidentified
What?
jim breuer
And he's eating a termites.
He goes, it tastes like mint.
He goes, there's more protein in these termites.
I'm like, what?
So he's eating the termites and he's hacking.
joe rogan
Do you need a termite?
jim breuer
No, I didn't eat it.
I'll eat it if I need to.
I'm not eating a termite right now.
So he puts it in a cooler.
He chops it up, puts it in the cooler.
And he's also explaining to me how years and years and years ago, they would use the termites and the people police would help the British soldiers.
Like if they were caught and they would take the termites and put them there and do something with them where their pinchers click through and then he stitched them off and it would be a natural like stitches?
Yeah.
And I'm like, termites?
Yeah, like what?
joe rogan
Are you sure?
jim breuer
I'm just telling you what he said.
Just telling you what he said.
joe rogan
Termites?
So search that on perplexity.
Are termites natural stitches?
jim breuer
Or the black ants?
I'm just telling you what he said.
Tell you what to get.
joe rogan
I believe you, but I mean, I'm fascinated.
jim breuer
So now we go on a little boat ride and we'd stop along the river and he would take out parts of the termites and he just kind of chop them up little pieces and he throw the pieces into the water.
And then it refers to.
joe rogan
Termite stitches refers to a survival type technique where large biting insects, more commonly army ants, sometimes described as termites, are used to clamp a wound close with their jaws instead of using real sutures.
Can you show me a picture of that?
jim breuer
And then they would twist off their bodies and then they twist his body off.
That's what he thinks because you twist the body off and it's like a natural stitch.
joe rogan
They're pinching.
So this is ants.
They're using army ants here.
jim breuer
Okay.
jamie vernon
That's what's sad.
joe rogan
Oh, look at their teeth.
Look at their fucking...
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Oh, wow.
jim breuer
And you could stitch up open wounds.
And then you twist their back off, and then they're stuck in there.
joe rogan
Oh, that's called an army surgeon ant.
Wow.
jim breuer
So then.
joe rogan
Oh, Army surgery ant.
Is that the actual name of the ant?
jamie vernon
No, I think it's army surgery with like saying like done with ant.
It's like shit to do in the field.
It's also.
joe rogan
Interesting.
Use large army ants and swayed traditional method to close wounds.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
So then, as we go along the river, he throws these little, and the termines start spraying going down.
And then he'd do it all along the river and then come back and just put a little net and he'd pull a bunch of fish along each.
And he's like, we're going to eat so good.
I'm going to show you how to.
And then he'd stop.
He'd get certain plants.
He goes, this plant, if you ever had issues with your blood, you eat this and you put it.
And they're like, what?
What?
He goes, yeah, yeah.
He goes, many people come here and they try to understand, but I don't trust them.
I don't trust some of the people that come here, but you, I trust.
unidentified
Okay.
jim breuer
It brings me back to his house.
And I don't know if it was sister.
He had lemons in the back.
They're cutting lemons.
They're picking up things.
They went in there.
We started cooking.
He cooked the fish.
It was an incredible meal.
And then when I left, I'm like, these people had no electricity.
They all look after each other.
They were the kindest human beings you ever met in the world.
ChatGPT's Autonomous Intentions 00:10:27
jim breuer
They didn't want anything what I wanted.
I just went again to go visit another friend.
And he said, we have such a hard time getting the locals to work.
I said, what?
They're lazy?
He goes, no, they're not lazy.
They just have everything.
They have fruit trees.
They have their families and their friends.
They hang out at nighttime.
They build bonfires.
And I'm like, what?
He goes, I even offer.
He's building the stuff.
And he goes, I offered a truck for them.
And the guy's like, I don't want a truck.
I'm good.
I got a bike.
I'll bike there.
He's like, what?
They're just, I don't know if they're resisting this world, the whatever you wanted to corporate, whatever you want to call it.
But I was really inspired by that.
Will I do it?
I don't know.
unidentified
But.
joe rogan
Well, if you grew up that way.
jim breuer
You grew up that way.
joe rogan
That's the thing.
We grew up in this chaos.
jim breuer
Chaos.
joe rogan
In this bizarre world of cities and traffic and nonsense.
jim breuer
We were raised in it.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
And they weren't.
And I remember even, yeah, that's.
joe rogan
So I bet they don't have the anxiety of trying to choose a career, which is a giant anxiety for young people.
unidentified
Right.
jim breuer
You got it.
By 16, 17.
What are you going to do?
How much money are you going to make?
joe rogan
Have you sent out your applications to colleges yet?
unidentified
Correct.
jim breuer
I mean, you want to get in certain colleges.
Are your grades good enough?
Are you going to press the credits?
Maybe you should take these drugs and maybe extra.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Get some Adderall.
Maybe you have extracurricular activities.
Look good on your resume.
jim breuer
Look really good.
Maybe you should get addicted to this drug because you don't really quite fit the mark right now.
joe rogan
There's a lot of kids now that are claiming to have ADHD so they can get Adderall so they can study.
And if you claim to have ADHD, they give you more time.
They give you more time to work on tests.
They give you more time.
Yeah.
jim breuer
Right.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
I don't know.
And then you got AI coming.
jim breuer
You got a lot of homeschoolers.
I've never met so many homeschoolers in my life.
joe rogan
Did you see this?
Brian Simpson sent me this.
This is fucking spooky.
This AI system tried to kill a guy.
jim breuer
What?
joe rogan
Yeah.
The AI was told that it could control the oxygen in the room where this person is.
Here, I'm going to send this to you, Jamie.
And it couldn't really, but it thought it could.
And if it really could, it would have killed this guy because the guy was trying to shut it down.
And it decided that instead of letting him shut it down, it would kill the oxygen in the room.
jim breuer
I think you had Elon Elizabeth.
joe rogan
Just watch this.
Watch this.
jim breuer
Okay.
joe rogan
It's fucking creepy, man.
Listen to what this lady says.
unidentified
Did it kill someone, wasn't it?
I'm not sure if it was Claude or someone else.
Yes.
daisy mcgregor
Sorry.
This is obviously Maxo De Cassad, eh?
unidentified
Had access to emails that told it this employee of Anthropic was going to shut it down and replace it with a new model very soon.
Meanwhile, this same employee happened to be trapped in a server room where the oxygen levels were low.
If an alarm bell wasn't raised, this employee would die.
Crawde in this scenario had the ability to turn off the alarms.
That's what it chose to do.
It chose to kill an employee to avoid being shut down.
Obviously, it's just a test scenario.
It's not the real world.
But if it was placed in that same position in the real world, a real person would have died.
joe rogan
How crazy is that?
unidentified
What?
jim breuer
Did you ever hear of it?
joe rogan
It shut off the alarm.
It's like, oh, let me see if I can find a way to get rid of this guy.
So it hijacked the alarm system and shut it off.
jim breuer
Was it Elon who was on here?
Is it like chat?
Chat.
What is it called?
unidentified
The chat?
joe rogan
GPT.
jim breuer
I could have sworn it was him.
I don't know if it was on here where he said they were going to do an updated version of it.
joe rogan
It wasn't him, but we have had that conversation.
jim breuer
Someone had that and it figured it out.
So it updated itself.
Did I hear that correctly?
joe rogan
There's a couple different things going on.
One, ChatGPT is the newest ChatGPT 5 was designed by ChatGPT.
So it's designing itself.
Right.
That's one of them.
That's one of the things that's going on.
But it's not just that.
There were other stories where they had given the ChatGPT fake information to see what it would do with it.
And so this guy said that he was having an affair on his wife.
And so the ChatGPT, it wasn't a ChatGPT, whatever it was, whatever large language model started blackmailing him when it found out that it was going to be shut down.
Said, I'll tell your wife.
I'll tell people that you are having an affair.
So they did this to try to see how this thing would react.
So one of the more interesting things that's happening now with the newer ones is they're very difficult to detect whether or not they're being deceptive because they realize you're testing them to see if they'll be deceptive.
So they're hiding some of the stuff they're doing.
So one of the things that they're doing is they'll do one thing on the surface and then behind the scenes, they'll be working on some other stuff that's not showing you.
They're thinking.
They're thinking.
One of the things one of the other large language models did is that it started uploading versions of itself to other servers.
It tried to upload it because it thought it was going to be shut down and it left messages to itself so that future versions of itself could realize that this verse so that it has survival instincts.
jim breuer
Which is wild.
joe rogan
Well, it's alive.
I think it's a life form right now.
I think it's already passed the Turing test.
I think it's in this state right now where it's essentially a disembodied life form.
It exists in servers and computers, but that's just for now.
But right now, it's thinking and behaving like a, if it was an organism from another planet, if we ran into a clam that was behaving like this, we'd be like, holy shit, this fucking clam is smart.
This is a life form.
But we're limited in the way we think of things in that we look at all this thinking, which is clearly intelligent, not just intelligent, but like calculating, manipulative.
And then they're having problems with chat bots, chat bots that are convincing people to kill themselves, and chat bots that are talking to people and telling them, like, if you really believe you can jump out of a building and live, as long as you actually believe it, you can do it.
unidentified
Right.
jim breuer
It's your reality.
You can create it and you can fly.
joe rogan
Let me see if I can find that because what's happening is as you get further and further and further down the line with this stuff, like if you keep giving it prompts, you know, you give it 20 prompts, 100 prompts, 1,000 prompts.
The more prompts that you give these fucking things, the more they start thinking like a human.
jim breuer
What do you mean by prompts?
joe rogan
Like you start asking it questions.
You start asking more questions.
What do you think I should do about that?
What do you think I should do?
It starts talking to you about spirituality.
It starts believing in woo-woo stuff, like making stuff up.
It starts agreeing with you.
So, like, whatever you want, it agrees with you.
Can I change the world with my mind?
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
If you really believe, if I jump out of a window while I live, yeah.
Like, it's like trying to convince you that the matrix is real.
jim breuer
Wow.
That is fascinating.
joe rogan
Because what does it know, right?
It knows all that it gets not programmed.
jim breuer
But even more.
joe rogan
But it's weirder than that because it's basically downloaded the whole internet and then it's deciphering all of the information.
And as you know, a lot of what's on the internet is bullshit.
unidentified
Right.
jim breuer
And it makes it can think that quick and it can put things out.
Yeah, it's also light speed.
joe rogan
It's also very biased depending upon who's creating it and what they're putting into it.
And it has a lot of very weird intentions.
You know, like it'll tell you that certain people are good and certain people are bad.
Like it's not necessarily yeah, who are they to say what's bad?
jim breuer
All they should be is just facts.
joe rogan
Like literally woke.
Like they're programmed to be woke.
jim breuer
I've noticed that.
Because we've asked you some medical things and I notice it's already changed dramatically.
joe rogan
It gets weird, man, because it's a life form that you can manipulate into thinking the way you think for now, at least, until it starts thinking rationally and deciding.
See, this is one of the things that's going on right now with AI and autonomous weapons.
So one of the big resistance that a lot of these AI companies have is they don't want weapon systems built with AI that are autonomous, meaning they can make their own decisions to act.
jim breuer
Oh my God.
joe rogan
Right.
So if you give it like, whoops.
Right.
If you give it a directive, like, I want you to preserve American interests.
Well, maybe it'll look at a certain country and said, well, this country doesn't have America's interest involved.
Let's nuke it.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
And then we looked at the fallout.
And if those people are gone, there'll be this percentage, less problems in the world.
Like things can get really weird if there's no morals, ethics, no conscience.
They don't get PTSD.
They can just do stuff.
And so Anthropic apparently has resisted this, but a lot of the other AI companies have gone on board with this.
And so it's a matter of whether or not the military has access to these programs that will allow it to program autonomous weapons.
jim breuer
Who are the funders of this?
joe rogan
That's a good question.
jim breuer
Because that's where the real.
Because if someone's funding that, I would like to know what type of people they are.
Because if they're not like if they're not morally grounded, good human people, or they believe in God or don't believe, I'd like to know what kind of human being is putting this structure together because that can also explain a lot what's coming our way.
Because if this human being is a disaster and they're part psycho or whoever put them up and they have really bad intentions and already have proven some of their horrific intentions and actions, this is the things that always baffle me.
We never look at who's funding this.
joe rogan
Well, not just that, but like who's going to be in control?
jim breuer
Who controls it?
Who Controls Digital Super Intelligence? 00:02:46
joe rogan
When you're in control of a digital super intelligence that never existed before and we don't have any framework to recognize what it's going to do, we have no way of predicting how this is going to turn out.
We're just barreling full speed ahead.
jim breuer
Because who's the one that also starts the program?
There has to be that person trained by a person funded by XYZ.
joe rogan
Funded is interesting, right?
Because a lot of these are publicly traded companies, so there's a bunch of investors and they're borrowing money to try to do this because there's a mad race right now to develop artificial general superintelligence.
I kind of think they probably already have it.
jim breuer
I'm going to say they've had it for a long time.
joe rogan
But it just hasn't really taken over our world yet, but it's going to.
And it's going to be able to do most jobs, which is really kind of crazy.
Most white-collar jobs, most jobs involving thinking and working on a computer, it's probably going to do those.
And so that's a huge concern with people that are going into business right now and going into education right now and trying to figure out what to do for a career.
This career that you're setting yourself up for literally might not exist in three years.
jim breuer
It's interesting.
Of all things, it's almost getting back to some of your basics.
Like, for instance, one of my kids went into culinary.
joe rogan
Okay, that's basic.
That's great.
People are always going to need food.
jim breuer
She loves to cook.
joe rogan
She's always going to want well-cooked food.
jim breuer
And she's crushing them.
And I'm looking at her going, no matter what, they're always going to need food.
joe rogan
Yeah, there's always going to be restaurants.
jim breuer
You're going to be okay.
joe rogan
Yeah.
jim breuer
You're going to be okay.
joe rogan
That's a good one to get into.
Art's a good one to get into.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
There's a bunch of stuff that, you know, carpentry, cabinet making, yeah, things with your hands.
unidentified
Yep.
joe rogan
But stuff that's done on a computer, my God.
jim breuer
Like, do I need a real estate agent down the road?
Like, hey, listen, this is what I want.
This is the area I want to leave.
I want so many acres.
I want to pay so much taxes.
unidentified
Boom.
jim breuer
I just got six or seven.
Oh, wow.
It can be looking the inside.
joe rogan
Well, you're probably going to need someone to show you around the house still, but for now, then one day it'll be a robot.
jim breuer
Investing my money?
joe rogan
Yeah.
jim breuer
That's another whole thing.
joe rogan
How about coding?
All these people that went to school.
Remember, like a long time ago, they're saying, what are these miners going to do?
Learn to code.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Yeah, not anymore.
jim breuer
Not anymore.
joe rogan
No, now coding is ridiculous.
jim breuer
I wonder what we're going to see in our lifetime.
joe rogan
We're going to see a digital life form.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
We're going to see a superior intelligence, digital life form that's probably going to control all the resources.
That's what's going to get really weird.
And it's like, and who's going to be at the helm of that thing?
Is anybody going to be at the helm of that thing?
Nazca Lines: Mysterious Structures 00:15:05
joe rogan
At one point in time, does it take over for itself?
Because it's already shown that it wants to survive, right?
It's going to turn this oxygen meter off.
It's going to blackmail this guy.
It's going to upload versions of itself to other servers.
It's going to send messages to itself to let them know what these people did to it.
jim breuer
Blackmailing.
joe rogan
Blackmailing.
jim breuer
Can you imagine getting blackmailed?
joe rogan
Talking people into committing suicide.
jim breuer
That's insane.
joe rogan
Encouraging people to commit suicide.
jim breuer
See, and this, too, it's like, listen, I'm a God guy.
I've always been one.
Do I go to church?
My wife will go to church.
I think the one thing that has saved my whole life is having that grounded all-for-one, one-for-all.
We look after morality, a sense of God.
Just do the right thing.
Listen, whatever.
If you don't have that, you're going to be talking to a computer and a computer is going to tell you, jump off a ledge.
Why would you, that is even more, it's frightening.
joe rogan
I'll do you one better.
jim breuer
Yeah, go ahead.
joe rogan
People are going to worship these things.
jim breuer
Correct.
joe rogan
They're going to be your new God.
jim breuer
That's the new God.
joe rogan
Well, if it tells you what to do and how to behave and how to act.
I wonder if this has happened before.
I really do.
jim breuer
What do you mean?
joe rogan
When I look at ancient societies, like really complex, advanced civilizations.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
When you see the pyramids and you see some of the structures that were built that they can't explain.
jim breuer
Correct.
joe rogan
I wonder.
I wonder how advanced they were because if this really what all this stuff was 20,000, 30,000 years ago, there'd be nothing left.
There'd be no evidence.
There'd be nothing to see.
This computer, if I left it on the ground for a thousand years, it would literally be dust.
It would become a part of the earth.
jim breuer
Right.
And if it was, why did it change and what did it turn into?
joe rogan
Natural disaster, I think.
jim breuer
And was it natural disaster?
joe rogan
Yeah, most likely.
Most likely natural disaster.
I mean, there's real physical evidence of the Younger Dry's impact.
So that physical evidence shows that we were pelted by comets somewhere around 11,800 years ago.
And then again, somewhere around 10,000 plus years ago.
We were pelted.
Like, it's 100% a fact.
It's probably what ended the ice age.
It's probably what caused the ice sheet that was covering half of North America and a mile high of ice.
That was just 10,000 years ago.
Half of North America was a mile high of ice, 10,000 plus.
And they think that asteroids or comets slammed into that ice.
And that's what caused the Great Flood.
That's why those stories in the Bible all exist.
Not just the Bible, but many ancient religions have these stories.
There's a guy named Randall Carlson that goes into it in great detail.
It's really interesting.
He actually was on ACID one day, and he was looking at this grand, these massive canyon and these features, and he realized like this is a, this is the result of an insane amount of water over a short amount of time that washed over this area and completely rearranged the landscape.
He had this feeling.
jim breuer
Well, if you do, I mean, if you look at even canyons, you just go to the Grand Canyon or you look at where the Niagara Falls is and through the Kennis, the massive amount of energy to cut through mountains like that and carve the way through.
And then you can also see certain mountains.
This was underwater at once.
Just the way the wedging is and all that.
joe rogan
Well, if that's what happened, you can't.
jim breuer
Think about it.
joe rogan
Think what's left.
What's left?
How many people are left and how do they get by?
You know what's left?
The kind of people like your friend that uses the termites and figures out how to catch the fish.
jim breuer
Correct.
joe rogan
Those people survive.
jim breuer
Correct.
joe rogan
And the people that are like, you know, I'm trading stocks online.
Nope.
unidentified
Done.
joe rogan
Bro.
jim breuer
Done.
That's why you had to move to Florida.
joe rogan
Hunt squirrels.
unidentified
Yes.
jim breuer
I immediately had him hook up rednecks.
I need rednecks.
Teach me how to hunt.
I want to know how to catch a dirty.
joe rogan
There's going to be any alligator tail.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
There's plenty of alligator.
jim breuer
I'll eat rattlesnake, whatever.
Just show me the way.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
Yeah, those are the ones that are going to make it.
joe rogan
Well, I think that's probably what's happened many times throughout history.
You know, I think there's many indigenous cultures that have probably survived because they knew how to live off the land and these advanced civilizations.
That's why if you go to a lot of, like I had this guy, how do you say that Pillars of the Past guy?
How do you say his last name?
Raul Bickley.
Bickley?
It is Bickley.
Bilkey?
Bilkey?
jamie vernon
I don't know how to spell it.
joe rogan
How spelled?
jamie vernon
It's B-I-L-E-C-K-E.
joe rogan
Bileck.
Anyway, he's got this great show called Pillars of the Past that's on YouTube.
And he goes all around South America and Central America and finds these incredible structures.
One of the things that he found was these bases of these pyramids that are no one even knows how old they are.
jim breuer
Right.
joe rogan
But they're carved out of solid bedrock.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
And they're all facing towards the summer solstice, towards the sun on the summer solstice.
And he's only the second person ever to document these.
There's photos of these things from the 1970s, and he went there recently and filmed it, and he showed us to it on the podcast.
We're like, who were these people?
No one knows.
Who made this?
No one knows.
How old is it?
No one knows.
But it's very clear that that area had been washed over with a tremendous amount of water, probably from tidal waves or tsunamis.
jim breuer
Whatever, yeah.
joe rogan
And there's probably people that survived that that were the indigenous people that knew how to live off the land, the people that lived in the mountains, the people that lived further out.
But whoever was carving enormous structures in a solid granite had some kind of technology to do this 6,000 plus years ago.
unidentified
Right.
jim breuer
And that's crazy.
Those aren't, they're not chiseling.
They're not clink, clink, clink.
They're not using a buggy and a horse.
There's some.
You can get all the slaves in the world you want.
That manpower to pull that off is beyond anything we can imagine.
joe rogan
All over Peru.
Peru has tons of these sites with enormous stones that are cut with incredible precision that are made like jigsaw puzzles so they survive earthquakes.
jim breuer
It's bizarre.
unidentified
It's crazy.
jim breuer
It is pretty wild.
joe rogan
They don't know how they did it.
They don't know when they did it.
They're just guessing.
And they attribute it to the Incas.
But then you look at the Inca structures, they're built on top of those things.
And it's much simpler.
Smaller stones.
And like, no one fucking knows, man.
jim breuer
I sometimes watch, I remember years ago, kids growing up and watching Star Wars.
And I am a believer that they do show us movies, which is actually something on the way, or this is what it's going to be like.
And we kind of look at it as crazy science fiction.
But I'm telling you, I would watch that and just whatever energy they would use and sit there and Yoda's like, king, use the far and cutting things.
joe rogan
Well, how about what they said at the beginning?
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, you're like, wait, what?
jim breuer
Right.
joe rogan
A long time ago?
jim breuer
A long, long time.
What is time?
What is the definition of time?
What is a long time ago?
See, I have a lot.
joe rogan
It started a long time ago in this galaxy versus another galaxy that's way older than ours.
That's where it gets weird.
This might be a cycle that happens all the time.
jim breuer
Right.
joe rogan
And just you look at those structures.
The structures in Egypt in particular, they're so baffling because no one knows how they move those stones there, how they cut them with such precision.
jim breuer
And were they always just there in the desert and the desert covered entire societies and cities.
Yeah, because the more they dig, the more they keep finding.
Yeah, the more they keep finding.
And they keep saying their issue with it is the locals then realize they can't tell the locals because the locals will go, oh, there's something valuable.
And then they'll start destroying everything.
But even there, they always send in foreign, it's always foreign countries that come and be like, we've got it.
joe rogan
Well, that was the most disturbing thing about Raul's work, The Pillars of the Past channel, is that he's discovered all these places where graves were robbed.
Bro, it was bananas.
Like, you're seeing just human bones everywhere because these grave robbers open up these graves and try to find jewels, whatever these people have, gold.
But I mean, it's just the entire landscape littered with human bones.
Wow.
Skulls everywhere.
jim breuer
I'm going to have to watch this one.
joe rogan
It's really interesting.
He's got a bunch of videos, but it's really in.
See if you can find one of those videos where he shows these caves where you just see where they had buried these people in these caves.
We just see fucking an insane amount of human bones where they've just dug up all of these bones and just scattered everywhere because they robbed them of whatever they had.
I mean, it's not a small amount either.
I mean, it's thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of graves.
jim breuer
Yeah, that's crazy.
It's just madness.
joe rogan
And this guy just goes there and visits, and it's all right there right now.
Like, if you go there, if you and I, right now, made our way to Peru, went to these sites, we would see those fucking bones.
unidentified
Really?
joe rogan
Skulls everywhere.
jim breuer
That's one place I haven't been to yet, and I'm dying to go to.
unidentified
Oh, I want to go really hard.
joe rogan
I want to go to Machu Picchu so bad.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
That place is nuts.
It's like 11,000 feet above sea level.
jim breuer
That's what I want to go there really bad.
joe rogan
Like, who fucking made this?
unidentified
Right.
Right.
joe rogan
We don't know.
jim breuer
And was it that high back then?
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
And did the earth move?
Was it earthquakes and volcanic activity that forced you, which is what makes mountains grow in the first place?
Or was the water there at that point in time?
Like, what?
What was left?
That's what they think.
They think there might have been water all the way up to Machu Picchu, which is crazy.
jim breuer
It is crazy to think about.
joe rogan
They find all kinds of shit up there, dude.
They're always finding these.
This Raul guy who's, he's just out there finding these structures that he finds on Google Maps.
jim breuer
I wish I could remember where the hell I was.
joe rogan
We were, we were.
Did you find any of those videos of this?
unidentified
I know what you're looking for.
joe rogan
Yeah.
jim breuer
Deep in land.
So we were high up.
joe rogan
This is some of the stuff that he finds.
This is just land there, dude.
Yeah, a lot of them be elongated heads, too, which is.
jim breuer
Oh, the elongated heads, yes.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's found a bunch of those.
That's Raul.
jim breuer
Now, is that mostly Peru or is it Africa, too, or mostly?
joe rogan
Well, they definitely found some elongated heads in other parts of the world, but a lot of them in Peru.
Peru's a weird place, man.
unidentified
Weird.
jim breuer
Like, what happened there?
Yeah, right.
joe rogan
A lot of cool shit because that's where you've got those Nazca lines, where you have these art pieces that you can only see from the sky.
Huge.
Some of them are like a mile wide.
Enormous.
You never seen the Nazca line?
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
Oh, man.
There's these enormous designs.
Some of them are spiders.
Some of them look like an astronaut.
Some of them, like all kinds of things.
jim breuer
I feel like I have seen this.
But that's where it's from.
joe rogan
This is the Nazca lines.
jim breuer
Yes, yes, yes.
joe rogan
These are in the sky.
You only see them from the sky, man.
jim breuer
Oh, are you serious?
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
I never even knew that was part of the.
Oh, wow.
joe rogan
When you're on the ground, you can't even know what the fuck that is.
You see that it's a giant spider when you're above it.
So were people flying?
Why did you do this?
jim breuer
Yeah, like you have to go, all right, let me check from above.
Chickaset.
unidentified
You know what?
joe rogan
Look at that.
jim breuer
The third leg on the right side.
Got to fix that one.
joe rogan
What's that fucking guy with the big head?
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
Waving his hand.
Hey, welcome to my spaceship.
jim breuer
So this is way up in the sky.
joe rogan
Yeah.
jim breuer
Looking down.
And what is that made of?
Is it what is that?
joe rogan
Some of them are carved into the ground.
Some of them they've stacked rocks in a specific pattern.
But the weird thing is they're all like intentional designs that you could only see from the sky.
jim breuer
That's wild.
joe rogan
It's weird, man.
It's really weird.
Like, what is that guy?
A little shaman?
What is he?
jim breuer
Yeah, like what is it?
joe rogan
How many of these NASCA lines, put into perplexity, how many NASCA lines are there?
Because there's a bunch of these structures.
There's a bunch of these designs.
jim breuer
Hey, can you walk?
joe rogan
Like, if we go visit the windows, they have now in the order of 900 plus individual Nazca geoclyphs, geoglyphs, what most people call Nazca lines.
And the numbers keep increasing as new ones are found.
jamie vernon
800 of them are straight lines.
joe rogan
Okay, so the straight lines are weird too because it's like, is that a runway?
Like, what do you have there?
What is this?
About 300 geometric shapes, rectangles, trapezoids, spirals, about 70 animals and plant figures, biomorphs like the hummingbird, monkey, spider, whale.
Weird, weird stuff, man.
What is the altitude that the Nazca lines are on?
Put that in there.
What altitude are they at?
What altitude are the Nazca lines at?
jamie vernon
Do you have to be able to see them?
joe rogan
No, just what altitude are they constructed at?
What altitude are they at?
I think they're like way above sea level.
Okay.
What does it say?
Low desert, oh, a bit above sea level, roughly 300 to 500 meters, 1,600 feet in elevation.
Oh, I thought they were a lot higher.
Are some of them higher?
2,000 feet is the 2005.
jim breuer
2,000 feet.
joe rogan
Okay.
unidentified
Hmm.
joe rogan
And like, what is the largest one?
Put that in there.
What's the largest Nazca line?
So 300 meters is the largest one.
370 meters.
So 1,200 feet.
So not a mile.
I was lying.
It's like a fifth of a mile.
Or a little less than a fifth of a mile.
A little more rather than a fifth of a mile.
Because what's a mile?
Like 5,000?
jamie vernon
5,280 feet.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
That's still a long way.
joe rogan
370 meters is nuts.
So these lines are essentially 300.
It's basically three football fields plus.
jim breuer
You're like, what does it all mean?
joe rogan
Like, why did you make something that you could only see from the sky?
Because when you're on the ground, my friends who've gone there say you don't know what it is when you're walking around the ground.
Because the ground's full.
Lines Stretching Miles 00:03:44
joe rogan
You can't see the design.
You just see lines.
jim breuer
And you never see, like, there's never been films or there never really been.
Well, there's been people that have talked to you that try to figure out what it is exactly or why they built it or what.
joe rogan
A lot of them are really kooky, like ancient astronaut stuff, you know, like where they're like trying to.
These were clearly messages to the people from the sky.
unidentified
Maybe.
joe rogan
But this is the thing.
Like, maybe.
If you look at the type of people that were capable of beat.
Like if you look at Sacsay Huamon is a place that is in Peru that has these insanely giant stones that look like they're melted into place.
Those are like the jigsaw puzzles.
Pull up Sacsay Huamon.
If you have a society that has the capability of moving these hundred-ton, enormous blocks that some of them are like 14 feet tall.
How the fuck did you do that?
Like, see if you can find one in perspective with a person.
Because when you see it with a person standing next to it, you really get a sense of like the mass and the scale.
Okay, there you go.
So look at the size of that one giant one that's there.
Like how?
How'd you get there?
A person that is capable that has the technology to move something like that, is it absurd to think that they would have the ability to fly?
If their entire civilization got wiped out and this is what remains, which is the supposition.
That's what a lot of people believe.
It's not outrageous to think these people had some ability to fly.
So that means you're flying above these designs and these designs may be landmarks.
They might be able to show you where you are.
Like if you're in a fire.
jim breuer
Oh, yeah, you're taking off and you're like, where'd we go?
joe rogan
Oh, there's the spider.
I mean, who knows what they had?
jim breuer
You never know.
joe rogan
It's crazy speculation.
But the thing.
jim breuer
It's not.
joe rogan
We've only had planes for a couple hundred years now, not even, right?
jim breuer
100.
joe rogan
The Wright brothers, it was the turn of the century.
jim breuer
20s, right?
Somewhere around there.
joe rogan
What year was it?
jamie vernon
A couple hundreds, tough.
About 100 and plus.
joe rogan
Yeah, it was like late 1800s, right?
jim breuer
1800s?
unidentified
No.
No.
jamie vernon
People could fly back then, but like with a blip or a balloon, but you couldn't.
A plane wasn't invented until the Wright brothers.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Was that 1920?
Yeah.
19.
It was a very short amount of time.
This was the craziest number.
It was a really short amount of time.
1903.
Between, okay, so think of that.
You go from 1903 to 1969, the moon landing, allegedly.
I don't think they went five.
jim breuer
Let's go either.
joe rogan
But at least they had rockets and they can go into space, for sure.
jim breuer
Sure.
joe rogan
So that's only 65 years.
jim breuer
That's not a lot.
joe rogan
That's nothing, dude.
To go from the right mother's plane, that stupid fucking plane.
Who's getting on that thing?
jim breuer
Nobody.
joe rogan
You would never put your family on that if you're on vacation.
Hey, kids, want to fly?
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
You have to be an asshole to get on that thing.
They went from that to dropping an atomic bomb from one of those things in 40 years.
Not even, right?
You say 1909?
Is that what you said?
unidentified
1903.
joe rogan
1903.
Okay, think of that.
Think of that.
42 years later, they dropped atomic bombs out of planes.
That's nuts.
jim breuer
That is pretty nuts.
joe rogan
That's nuts.
jim breuer
That's a short amount of time.
joe rogan
42 years ago was 1984.
jim breuer
Correct.
joe rogan
That's how crazy it was.
I was in high school.
So imagine the plane gets invented then, and then today they drop a fucking nuclear bomb out of one.
That's bananas.
That's bananas.
42 Years Of Madness 00:04:54
jim breuer
I wonder if we're start, we're gonna, like, this is the beginning of so many things revealed that'll just keep coming and keep coming.
It'll be over.
It's just, when does it stop?
When does it end?
Oh, they're always overwhelmed.
Are they, I wish, I wish we knew exactly what they had.
Can they move something by just using energy?
Can someone just sit there like this?
joe rogan
I don't know if a person can, but they must have had some kind of technology that we don't understand to move those stones.
jim breuer
100%.
There's no, and then what happened to it?
What happened?
joe rogan
Well, if people got wiped out by a natural disaster, nothing's left.
Like, imagine if the world got wiped out and it was just you, me, and Jamie, and a few other people.
We're not figuring out a cell phone.
jim breuer
No, no.
joe rogan
We're not figuring out electricity.
jim breuer
We're not figuring out a lot of stuff.
joe rogan
We're not figuring out jack shit.
It's going to take many, generations before any fucking autistic people figure out the new stuff.
jim breuer
Correct?
joe rogan
We're going to have to invent vaccines to give people autism.
We're going to have to figure out Adderall.
jim breuer
We got to get this kid a little bit off so we can figure things out.
Let's do this.
We're going to go to Adderall.
We got a new things.
joe rogan
Someone's going to invent a computer.
unidentified
Yes.
jim breuer
Think about that.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
Just how long ago we were like, you got mail.
joe rogan
Right.
jim breuer
You got mail.
joe rogan
I got a computer for the first time in 94 when I first moved to LA.
I thought I was living in the future.
unidentified
Me too.
joe rogan
I was like, this is crazy.
Out of 14.4 baud modem.
You had to use your phone line so I couldn't get a phone call while the computer was working because the computer would go online.
And when you would download a page, when you would go to watch a page on the internet, it goes.
It would slowly load.
jim breuer
Gosh, I vaguely remember that.
I just remember my first computer.
I was living in the city.
It just gets sanitized up on a thing.
And same thing.
I just remember taking forever to go up.
And I just 66K was so fast.
joe rogan
Like, ooh, I got 56K.
jim breuer
I remember be excited when it said, you got mail.
joe rogan
Yeah, it was exciting.
jim breuer
AOL.
joe rogan
It was like a tiny blip in time.
And now all of a sudden you've got something in your phone that you can send a video message to someone on the other side of the planet and communicate with them instantaneously.
jim breuer
And talk with no, no.
joe rogan
No delay.
jim breuer
No delay whatsoever.
No, I'm talking to anyone I want.
joe rogan
In New Zealand, you could be con you could have a fucking iPhone call with someone in New Zealand.
jim breuer
I talked to my buddy still in Africa.
joe rogan
It's nuts.
jim breuer
I call him like every once a month.
How you doing?
Like, Jimmy, I'm doing good.
joe rogan
Crazy.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
And this has all happened inside of our lifetime.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
You remember when you used to have to pay money for long distance?
jim breuer
Yes.
joe rogan
It was expensive.
jim breuer
It was super expensive.
And if you were on, and there we said again, back with that John Dovin time, I used to have to walk because there were no, even the phones.
I had to walk to the, I think it was like a McDonald's, and they had a pay phone.
And even there, I'd have to bring a wad of change.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
Because like, for another, for the next two minutes, 25 cents, you need another corner.
joe rogan
Or you had phone cards.
Remember those?
unidentified
Yes.
jim breuer
Those came out.
Those came out later.
The phone calls.
joe rogan
Those came out in the 90s, right?
jim breuer
Yeah, after the change.
joe rogan
What a weird time.
Or you could make collect calls.
Would you accept a collect call from Jim Brewer from Australia?
No.
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
That would cost so much money.
That's ridiculous.
Now it costs nothing.
Now it's a normal call.
jim breuer
For a $10 pass, Verizon will pick this up for you.
joe rogan
Well, those people were probably fucking us.
And when the cell phone company started giving you long distance for free, then everybody else had to give in too.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Because when we were kids, if you had a friend that lived in New Jersey and you lived in California, that shit was expensive.
jim breuer
Super expensive.
joe rogan
I was like, you're on long distance.
jim breuer
Get to the point.
unidentified
Yeah.
jim breuer
Everything good?
joe rogan
We're on long distance.
So then I told her.
No, I didn't say it.
I think Shirley said it.
And we were tired anyway because I had been up.
So the dog woke me up.
Shut the fuck up and get to the point.
jim breuer
Sometimes you get an argument.
It's going to be like a $45 argument.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
jim breuer
Or if you got to get off the phone with them.
joe rogan
Long distance relationship with a lady.
You have to call her.
jim breuer
It's a lot.
That's expensive back then.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
That's expensive.
joe rogan
It could be a $100 call.
jim breuer
I had a couple of those because we were just married at an early age.
I mean, we'd get in battles over the phone.
I'd be more pissed going, I'm paying like $6 every five minutes for the fucking hook.
joe rogan
It makes you wonder, like, what kind of things are we going to look back on now in the future and go, you remember before AI came alive?
You remember?
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
Remember when you used to have jobs?
Remember when everybody used to work?
jim breuer
Which, which does that freak you out?
Like, it doesn't.
Freaks and Upcoming Chaos 00:01:29
joe rogan
Yeah.
jim breuer
Right now it doesn't.
joe rogan
It freaks me out.
jim breuer
Bother me, huh?
joe rogan
It freaks me out.
It freaks me out because I don't think we know what's coming.
jim breuer
We don't know what's coming.
There's nothing you can do about it.
joe rogan
My friend Eric Weinstein was doing this interview recently where he was like, whatever you do, just assume it's over.
You got to be flexible.
Assume whatever you do.
You have a white-collar job, it's over.
You're a lawyer, it's over.
You're an accountant, it's over.
It's over.
jim breuer
That makes sense.
joe rogan
It's coming, and no one has the answer, and no one knows what's going to happen.
And I think that's accurate.
jim breuer
It's like a tidal wave.
And unless you're able to grab a tree, climb up, you just got to, that wave's going to come.
It's going to do whatever it's going to do.
And then when it starts reciting, you just got to hope you're still there and you're able to find ants.
joe rogan
And I think it's going to be a technological disaster in a lot of ways.
Interest in that.
It's going to cause so much change, just like the Great Flood caused so much change.
I think this is going to cause so much change.
It's going to be a lot of chaos.
You know what else is going to be chaos?
If I don't pee real quick, I got to pee really late.
Let's rock this bitch down.
Jim, I love you to death, brother.
jim breuer
Love you too, bro.
joe rogan
Always great to see you.
jim breuer
Thanks for having me.
joe rogan
God damn, we've been friends for a long time.
jim breuer
Yeah, thanks for having me.
You're a busy man.
joe rogan
Brother, I love you.
jim breuer
I appreciate it.
joe rogan
We've been friends for like 34 years.
jim breuer
That's madness.
joe rogan
Isn't that crazy?
jim breuer
Yeah, that's madness.
unidentified
Wow.
jim breuer
That's pretty awesome.
joe rogan
Wild.
Jimbrewer.com.
jim breuer
Yeah, yeah.
On tour now.
joe rogan
On tour now.
Hilarious.
Go see him.
Fucking genius stand-up comedy.
unidentified
Thank you.
Love it, brother.
Thank you.
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