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| It's John Lilly Awareness Day. | ||
| Is the Carhartt specific time period appropriate? | ||
| No? | ||
| It's supposed to be like a boiler suit. | ||
| But it didn't arrive. | ||
| What is a boiler suit? | ||
| Like a coverall. | ||
| Oh, like something would wear in the boiler room? | ||
| Yeah, but the best kind to get, I would have done a mashup. | ||
| Now, see, here he's got kind of a pleather jumpsuit. | ||
| He's got a lot of great looks. | ||
| That guy was out there. | ||
| Two diamond studs. | ||
| Oh, let me take off my John C. Lilly glasses. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He invented the isolation goon tank. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| You go in there and go and it's like you're in space, dude. | ||
| My friend actually went in his tank and did ketamine with him before he went in his tank. | ||
| Who? | ||
| Todd McCormick. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| John Lilly shot him up with an intramuscular shot of ketamine before he went into the tank. | ||
| He's like, this is what I do. | ||
| You want to do it? | ||
| He's like, okay, sure. | ||
| John Lilly's like, hey, do you want to watch my parents fucking to conceive me? | ||
| I like to do that in this tank. | ||
| Let's go back in time. | ||
| I like to go into the fucking, what do they call that Buddhist thing where you go and watch your parents fuck? | ||
| Is that a real thing? | ||
| Yeah, you know, in this, I forget the afterlife, their whole mapping, the afterlife thing. | ||
| But can they do it like with meditation or something? | ||
| Is that what you're saying? | ||
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Yeah, but they say... If you could choose to do that... | |
| What? | ||
| If you could go back in time and watch something, but only one thing, and that thing is your parents fucking. | ||
| You could be back in 1976 or whenever it was you were born. | ||
| So what do I get out of that then? | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Just our research. | ||
| Valuable research. | ||
| You only get one trip back in time. | ||
| Everybody gets a trip back in time to see what it's like. | ||
| But that's the only thing you get to say. | ||
| Sounds like Tibetan Buddhism, what you're describing to me. | ||
| Pretty sure that's what, what do they call it when you go, the place you go to watch your parents fuck? | ||
| Jamie, aren't you a Buddhist? | ||
| The Bodak? | ||
| It's not called that. | ||
| How you like that Nikki Minaj, huh? | ||
| Really. | ||
| What about her? | ||
| We've been covering TPUSA all week. | ||
| Okay, you're deep in the woods. | ||
| I'm not. | ||
| I stay out of that. | ||
| It seems like... | ||
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Why? | |
| It's so great. | ||
| Because it seems like the right wing of this country is in some sort of a weird gang war. | ||
| There never was a fucking United thing. | ||
| it was a bunch of people needing some shit done that didn't get done and now they're upset about it. | ||
| And so, the thought, so, because here's the thing. | ||
| There's a bunch of people scrambling to be in control of the narrative, too. | ||
| So polymarket dudes have some network. | ||
| There's also, like the show I sold called The Cutout, they do these cutout things where it's like you pay a company to put up. | ||
| Remember when Elon showed what countries all the tweets are coming from? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Why the fuck are Indians and Sri Lankans tweeting about Israel-Palestine shit, right? | ||
| Well, it's because there's these bounties they put up, and you can get invited to like a circle. | ||
| Remember when you would show me those things people would get of like, hey, say this shit and we'll give this money? | ||
| Well, now there's a bounty system. | ||
| It's on Jimmy's channel. | ||
| It's fucking amazing. | ||
| So all these, so a bunch of people that I would watch them just like flip and say a thing like it's their job to say it. | ||
| It was their job, but they're trying to hit a certain amount of engagement and then you get like 50 grand. | ||
| I can't remember the name of the guy that pointed out, but it's really good fucking work. | ||
| Oh, shit, I should have looked up. | ||
| So it's not just bots. | ||
| The bardo. | ||
| Bardo of Becoming. | ||
| Tibetan teaching after death consciousness passes through several bardos culminating in the bardo of becoming where karmic visions of one's next life arise. | ||
| During this phase, there are increasingly frequent flashes of the environment, parents, and circumstances in which one will be conceived, and one is drawn towards these as a kind of refuge or new home. | ||
| That's interesting, but not as interesting as the influencers. | ||
| Thank you, Perplexity. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Thank you to our sponsor, Perplexity. | ||
| You can always tell who's getting paid to say things because they'll use specific phrases. | ||
| Well, it sounds like a fair. | ||
| I thought it was very interesting and informative. | ||
| I'd like to learn if you have a brochure. | ||
| How many people are doing that? | ||
| This is the thing. | ||
| The conversation has always been like other countries are doing it. | ||
| And then they have bots and fake accounts, which is definitely true as well. | ||
| But it seems like also they're paying people to say things. | ||
| Yeah, well. | ||
| There's a lot of people that seem like they're doing it like it's a job. | ||
| Me assuming someone either is blackmailed or MK Ultra is me being kind of positive because really a lot of these people are just sexy shit that are going for a bounty. | ||
| So if you were MK Ultra, that's like kind of cooler than that, I think. | ||
| And you think some of them can just sort of justify that bounty? | ||
| You know, whatever country's paying it, you know, hey, you know, they have their own. | ||
| It's specific like billionaires and shit, paying. | ||
| And it works both ways, I'm sure. | ||
| I'm sure anti-Israel stuff, people being paid a bounty, don't you think? | ||
| Don't you think there's certain people involved in that as well that are probably being paid? | ||
| It's from all around. | ||
| That crime that got done in Gaza, and they're done now, so everybody can relax. | ||
| They got it done. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, yeah, it's done. | ||
| So watch Owen Finkelstein. | ||
| He'll explain it to you. | ||
| But so that crime that's done now, the reason that the frantic buying up of the media by Larry, the shadow president Larry Ellison, is because they lost the next generation of trauma-controlled fucking mind slaves because on TikTok, these psychopaths bragged about crimes they did to people. | ||
| And all the young Zoomies are on there, including in America where we were force-fed woke bullshit by the oligarchs who are now suddenly horrified because they didn't think it would blow back, that their kids would absorb that crap. | ||
| Guess who has not had woke programming for the last 12 years? | ||
| Israel. | ||
| So you can tell who's involved with the propaganda now because they have no concept of the sensitivities of these gender blobs that were made in this country. | ||
| So now they lost the next generation. | ||
| So now they're frantically buying TikTok. | ||
| They're putting Barry Weiss in charge of fucking. | ||
| That's going to work out great. | ||
| I'll bet she's already out based on the town hall alone that we covered. | ||
| One of the worst things I've ever seen. | ||
| I didn't see it. | ||
| Well, you're lucky, but we cover it all. | ||
| I'm trying to stay out of most of this stuff because every time I talk to you, I get dragged in and I get paranoid and anxiety. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| No, you could be killed. | ||
| I mean, you saw what happened to Charlie Kirk. | ||
| Oh, no, you easily could be killed. | ||
| And, you know, yeah, I don't know. | ||
| Does Jimmy worry about that? | ||
| Jimmy got his phone hacked with Pegasus that time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He got the Bohemian Grove thing is hilarious. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because it's so funny because you could tell he's one of 12 kids because he feels left out of shit still in a way with things. | ||
| It's like, well, I don't know that thing. | ||
| I'm like, well, you got an opportunity. | ||
| And then you brought that Nixon joke about Bohemian Grove. | ||
| You know the Nixon quote? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He goes, you heard that quote, right? | ||
| And they go, no. | ||
| They'd not heard it. | ||
| They'd not. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| And he said it, and then they didn't laugh. | ||
| Nobody laughed. | ||
| Let's play the recording of Nixon saying it because it's even funnier. | ||
| Hey, we're back. | ||
| We've got an issue. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| Two podcasts in a row. | ||
| The podcast. | ||
| Yeah, we got a software glitch. | ||
| What were we just talking about? | ||
| An audio, but he's a sweet audio. | ||
| In his own voice. | ||
| The fuckiest damn thing I've ever seen. | ||
| From Todd, I'm not hot. | ||
| The San Francisco crowd. | ||
| So I think there's always been places where dudes go to get their freak on. | ||
| The Lost Nixon tapes. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| During discussion with Heidelman and Kissinger about youth conference, annual youth conference, the subject turned to homosexuality and society. | ||
| As it always does. | ||
| Just give me some of this. | ||
| Let me make sure it's the right one, though. | ||
| I don't know if it is. | ||
| I mean, it says gays are born that way? | ||
| No, this seems different. | ||
| Oh, well, Nixon was progressive. | ||
| Gays are born. | ||
| He's a real lady Guga. | ||
| You know the whole Nixon getting booted from the White House story, right? | ||
| Yeah, I'm going to say that. | ||
| Sake-ass Bob Woodward, yeah. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| Wow, you're Nave Lintel and your first big break is the Watergate. | ||
| How crazy is that story? | ||
| It's a complete story. | ||
| It's the template for all of the media for how long, dude. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| President Richard. | ||
| Boy It's just terrible Now guess what From time to time. | ||
| That quote, it's the most faggy, goddamn thing you could ever imagine. | ||
| You know, it's funny. | ||
| Sir Cecil Rhodes, he kept saying he wanted to make bundles of men, you know, like a bundle of sticks of men in his round tables. | ||
| You know, a bundle of sticks is, of course, a faggot. | ||
| That's not the slur. | ||
| But the goal of Cecil Rose was to create secret faggots around the world. | ||
| Secret ones. | ||
| Yeah, bundles of men, fraternal organizations. | ||
| The names don't matter if you're a dumb group, whatever. | ||
| Everybody's in a stupid fucking Knights of the Order of some gay shit, right? | ||
| Skull and bones. | ||
| Yeah, and look, when he's saying the F slur like that, I don't think he just means a little bit of man-on-man action. | ||
| I think he's talking about the ceremonies and the dress-up. | ||
| Oh, yeah, the dress-up, the whole Renaissance fair thing. | ||
| Yeah, like that owl thing. | ||
| Like, never mind anything you heard they did, okay? | ||
| That's just nonsense talk. | ||
| But just the things you know they did. | ||
| The video. | ||
| Why are they doing that? | ||
| The video that Alex Jones got is, and he did it, by the way, back with John Ronson, back when Alex Jones was. | ||
| Well, I know John Wack. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| So Alex Jones and John Ronson sneak into Bohemian Grove. | ||
| Alex Jones filmed them. | ||
| Everybody was like, he's crazy. | ||
| He's a kook. | ||
| He's filming them doing this fucking wacky ceremony in front of Molech the owl god. | ||
| No, well, it's not Molech. | ||
| It isn't? | ||
| No. | ||
| What is the owl? | ||
| I mean, first of all, from what I understand, Molech is a type of sacrifice usually to Baal, which is like a rich man. | ||
| Well, I thought that owl, the big owl, was not Molech at. | ||
| Oh, Molech. | ||
| Which one's owl? | ||
| Molech. | ||
| I heard the owl is called Care, like that cremation of care. | ||
| But it's supposed to be the Artemis owl, from what I understand. | ||
| Or Athena, Athena Artemis, the same thing. | ||
| Doesn't have a specific name, but it's a symbol of Minerva, the Roman goddess of wisdom, representing the club's values. | ||
| That's what they say. | ||
| Yeah, the club's values are. | ||
| Whenever they say wisdom, that means magic shit. | ||
| Can I see an image of what that statue, large owl statue, looks like? | ||
| Oh, they make a big deal about misidentifying it as Moloch. | ||
| Oh, man, that is weird as fuck. | ||
| Okay, so what does Moloch look like? | ||
| Just pull that up. | ||
| Let's find out what Molech looks like. | ||
| I think now they no longer think Moloch was an actual god, and they think it was a type of sacrifice. | ||
| An ancient Christian. | ||
| Oh, so Molech? | ||
| It was like a bull. | ||
| That's Baal. | ||
| I mean, well, there's a bunch of Baales. | ||
| There's Baal, Hadad, Baal, Amon. | ||
| Okay, but which is, is Molech and Baal connected? | ||
| Because there were all these Moloch pictures. | ||
| So the baby, okay, so the sacrifice itself, from what I understand, and you probably have somebody on that could correct it, but at this point, they kind of think, because it only says MLK in the original writing, so it's a type of sacrifice to the bull god. | ||
| You understand? | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's a Molech sacrifice. | ||
| So you get material gain for your firstborn. | ||
| Like, that's a Molech. | ||
| Oh, God, look at this one. | ||
| I think that's what it is. | ||
| Look at this one. | ||
| The statue of men that's stuffed with men. | ||
| What's the big deal? | ||
| We do that. | ||
| Tech people do that. | ||
| Burning Man. | ||
| We commemorate it. | ||
| Yo, can't rich old fruits have a burning man of their own? | ||
| They already do. | ||
| It's called Burning Man. | ||
| Yeah, it's called just blowing people up. | ||
| Canaanite deity associated in biblical sources with the practice of child sacrifice. | ||
| It derives from combining the consonants of the Hebrew melech, king, and the vowels boshet, shame. | ||
| The later often being used in the Old Testament as a variant name for the popular god Baal. | ||
| So maybe they're calling it, was he calling it Molech? | ||
| Because that's how Alex Jones is referring to it. | ||
| Was it because it was a child sacrifice? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| And also keep in mind, just because they, it's an owl or whatever, people that do goofy pagan shit. | ||
| You got to think about like, did he change his name every time he does a crime? | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's how these gods work. | ||
| So it'll be like, no, his name's not that. | ||
| It's this other thing. | ||
| And you're like, wait, okay. | ||
| And so you can mix and match them. | ||
| It's called alchemy. | ||
| You could grind them in their constituents and mix and match them all kinds of great ways. | ||
| That being said, they're doing something weird. | ||
| They're wearing robes. | ||
| They're chanting and they're carrying a bundle of sticks that's supposed to represent a body or something like that. | ||
| And then they're going to talk about it. | ||
| And they're burning an effigy. | ||
| The whole thing is fucking bizarre. | ||
| If somebody invited me to that, and then that's what we went and did, I would never hang out with them again. | ||
| I'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? | ||
| What if you have to make a decision to be a fucking mass murderer on the order of any mass murder they told you is bad? | ||
| And so you need to cremate your care. | ||
| Or you want to sell natural gas and get that pipeline opened up. | ||
| Yeah, and I want to burn my dull care about the bad things I'm doing away because I can't not do it. | ||
| I'll be killed. | ||
| Also, you want to be compromised because that's how you do business. | ||
| That's how I do business. | ||
| That's how I met my dolphin wife, Shoshona Rothin. | ||
| I know she looks young, but she's of age. | ||
| My favorite part about the Lily story is the experiments that the lady was doing with the dolphins when she was living in the house with them, and she had to jerk them off. | ||
| Otherwise, they wouldn't pay attention. | ||
| And people found out about it and they shut the science down. | ||
| It made the dolphin more complete. | ||
| Peter, he had a name show. | ||
| It's Peter the Dolphin, and he took his own life after. | ||
| He took his own life. | ||
| Peter the Dolphin killed himself. | ||
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How did he do that? | |
| It's really dumb and obvious, but I didn't guess what it was. | ||
| Did he just inhale all the water? | ||
| Yeah, he just drowned himself. | ||
| I thought he jumped out of the water. | ||
| It's like a big fan or something. | ||
| I couldn't figure out how they do it, but he tied C4 to himself and just flipped over into the crowd. | ||
| Bruce has told me about how they would drain dolphin jihadis. | ||
| Oh, we had dolphin jihadis. | ||
| We drained dolphin jihadis. | ||
| We had dolphin kamikazes. | ||
| We took dolphins. | ||
| We love you. | ||
| Hey, I'm going to just give you a little collar. | ||
| Go find the Russians. | ||
| Let me tell you if you want to demoralize, because I texted you some real dolphin info. | ||
|
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You did? | |
| I know. | ||
| The thing is, when you text me, you text me so much, I can't read it all. | ||
| It's not possible. | ||
| Well, that's good because this is going to be a real treat for you to hear. | ||
| I like how you're still going with the old school white background on your texts. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Do you think I should change it? | ||
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Nope. | |
| Nope. | ||
| All right. | ||
| You'd be you. | ||
| Is it a bad background? | ||
| Okay, so, you know, they always say dolphins are a little amorous, is the term they use in dolphin handling. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm allowed to talk about this as long as I change the name of the person and the dolphin. | ||
| I was told. | ||
| Oh, you told me. | ||
| Oh, you did send me that. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Okay, because I was like, you know, they always say dolphins are. | ||
| Yeah, don't say your friend's name, but tell the story because it's crazy. | ||
| Yeah, like I always feel like they're smearing dolphins, like how we did to a great man, Saddam Hussein. | ||
| Remember, we smeared that guy and he was the best president of Iraq they've ever had? | ||
| Well, what about Gaddafi? | ||
| I don't even want to bring that one up because that's really depressing. | ||
| That's a crazy one. | ||
| The most prosperous country in all of Africa. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Screwed up three other countries when Unreal. | ||
| Yeah, there's a great clip of Russell Crowe explaining all the things Gaddafi did on this podcast, explaining how we're supposed to think Gaddafi's the bad guy. | ||
| He's right. | ||
| He's exactly right. | ||
| Rosencrow was dead on with that. | ||
| Oh, yeah, 100%. | ||
| So I'm like, maybe dolphins are just another Gaddafi. | ||
| Gaddafi gave everyone free education. | ||
| Everyone, when they reached a certain age, got a home. | ||
| If you had a specific skill, they would send you to another university and pay for it wherever they had to send you. | ||
| Authoritarian. | ||
| Well, that too. | ||
| But so are we. | ||
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| It's all pretend. | ||
| Well, I hate to bring it up, but ISIS is in charge of Syria now, even while morons will tell you that ISIS is attacking Christians in Nigeria. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| Is everybody retarded? | ||
| You're always a glass half empty. | ||
| At least Netanyahu got a pardon. | ||
| Did he? | ||
| From who? | ||
| Trump? | ||
| Trump. | ||
| How could Trump pardon Netanyahu for how does that work? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You ask me. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Someone should cue the America fuck yeah music right now. | ||
| Oh, we're bombing Venezuela too, by the way. | ||
| Just hey, hey, dude, no disinformation. | ||
| Drone bombing. | ||
| We're not even there. | ||
| No, we got grant. | ||
| We reported yesterday. | ||
| We got ground people going. | ||
| Netanyahu says Trump sent with this non-Israeli to receive Israel Prize. | ||
| Oh, Trump got a prize. | ||
| The first non-Israeli announces Trump will be the first non-Israeli to receive Israel Prize for tremendous contributions. | ||
| Yeah, well, they should give him a fucking prize. | ||
| You got to make deals. | ||
| You want to make omelets? | ||
| You got to crack a few eggs. | ||
| There's no omelette. | ||
| I like the prize. | ||
| Nobody gets it. | ||
| But Israelis, I want to be the first. | ||
| There's no omelette ever coming whenever someone says. | ||
| What did he pardon Netanyahu for? | ||
| I didn't know that Netanyahu was in trouble. | ||
| I knew he was not to be overthrown before October 7th happened in the tragic. | ||
| Let that go. | ||
| But right here. | ||
| But what are we pardoning him for here then? | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| I wonder if there's anything in it blacked out in the Epstein thing. | ||
| Didn't know this. | ||
| This says now the pardon has been. | ||
| They're disputing it. | ||
| Oh, they're arguing already. | ||
| Israel's president denies telling Trump a Netanyahu pardon is, quote, on its way. | ||
| But he's not an American citizen, is he? | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| Say that again. | ||
| Say this to him again. | ||
| Israel's president denies telling Trump a Netanyahu pardon is on his way. | ||
| So what does that mean? | ||
| So Netanyahu denies saying that to Trump, is what it sounds like. | ||
| Doesn't it sound like that? | ||
| Isaac Herzog. | ||
| Oh, Isaac Herzog. | ||
| Well, wait a minute. | ||
| Oh, the prime minister. | ||
| So they have prime minister and a president. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I'm so ignorant. | ||
| Swiftly denied President Trump's claim on Monday that he had told U.S. President he would pardon Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. | ||
| What is that saying? | ||
| I think he will, Trump said, when asked if Netanyahu would get a pardon. | ||
| How do you not? | ||
| He's a wartime prime minister who's a hero. | ||
| How do you not give a pardon? | ||
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Oh, wow. | |
| He's going to pull his ass out of the fryer too. | ||
| I think what he's saying is that he would get a pardon from the president of Israel. | ||
| That's what I think he's saying. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Okay. | ||
| So this is why it's confusing to people. | ||
| Half of Israel hates that motherfucker, by the way. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And he was about to be overthrown. | ||
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| Well, there were certainly large protests in the street the day before October 7th happened. | ||
| Is it true that there was a stand down on October 7th? | ||
| The IDF people were talking about the day. | ||
| It's on Jimmy Show. | ||
| I'm asking you, so the people that don't know what the fuck we're talking about. | ||
| They won't believe me. | ||
| They'll say John Lilly's alive. | ||
| Why don't you say it? | ||
| They'll say John Lilly's a dolphin fucking liar. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| They wouldn't say that. | ||
| They wouldn't say that. | ||
| What are you looking up? | ||
| Oh, because we got into this because I was going to tell you the truth about dolphins. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| A dolphin-like, a Netanyahu-like fish. | ||
| Madam. | ||
| Oh, the dolphin experience. | ||
| Because this is going to, this is like. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is more important things than a measly genocide. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So I asked if they're just marrying dolphins, right? | ||
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Right. | |
| So she said, what they say about dolphin rape, it's true. | ||
| All caps. | ||
| They are very sexual animals and even masturbate. | ||
| Young males can get very horny and it's like they go into a trance. | ||
| For some reason, they like knees. | ||
| So I was doing a program with a very nice family and I saw Flippy, name changed, drop to the lady's knees and start buzzing on them. | ||
| That's echolocation. | ||
| So groom your knees with their echolocation abilities. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| So I'm like, fucking great. | ||
| That's all caps. | ||
| So I follow protocol and put myself in between the dolphin and the guests and ask them to get out of the water. | ||
| So you understand there's a protocol in place for when Flippy starts echolocating your knees. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Oh my God. | ||
| Flippy then starts circling me fast with his dick out, hooking my leg and dragging me into deep water. | ||
| As he's doing it, it literally looks like the scene in Jaws where the shark's hitting the girl. | ||
| She's like whipping around and she's jerking around and you can't see what's happening under the water. | ||
| Obviously, I'm fucking terrified and I'm trying to play it off to the guests like everything is fine. | ||
| So I'm laughing and saying, you know how dogs get a lot a little rough when they play? | ||
| That's what she's saying to the guests. | ||
| She's whipping like Jaws like what's like a dog. | ||
| Okay, that's protocol, by the way. | ||
| So I guess good work. | ||
| Then my shoes come off and start floating and the guests try to get back in the water to get my shoes for me and I yell, no mouth. | ||
| I managed to get away and walk out only mental scars. | ||
| Thank God all cabs. | ||
| I was wearing a wet. | ||
| Thank God I was wearing a wetsuit. | ||
| I would have felt that slimy dick hooking my legs. | ||
| It's like a Japanese anime hanging out with dolphins. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| Look, it's terrible, but they're prisoners and they didn't do anything wrong. | ||
| That's what's weird. | ||
| Yeah, well, no court would convict them. | ||
| That's what I, John C. Lilly. | ||
| They're just dolphins. | ||
| Why are they in prison? | ||
| They're a lot like they just got unlucky. | ||
| They're basically dolphin slaves. | ||
| Yeah, they're kind of like the dogs of the sea, I think. | ||
| I don't think they're like human intelligence. | ||
| Sounds like they're like a little. | ||
| They have a cerebral cortex that's 40% larger than a human being. | ||
| They have language and dialects. | ||
| We don't even understand what their language is, but they can understand ours. | ||
| Like they can learn things. | ||
| Look, I'm trying to defend dolphins from the rape charges here. | ||
| If you want to say it's their fucking thing, well, do you know what else they do that's really awful? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| They kill the babies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Infantricide in dolphins is really common to the point that it makes dolphin females promiscuous because the female tries to mate with as many men as possible so that the men won't kill her babies. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Because they don't know if it's theirs. | ||
| It's a real 60s animal, you know. | ||
| They do things their own way. | ||
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They dolphins. | |
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Hey, man, you don't get dolphins. | ||
| They just don't change their environment, so we don't think of them as intelligent, but they're fucking smart as shit. | ||
| Well, you know the thing of pushing people on the shore that are like drowning? | ||
| That's bullshit? | ||
| No, they will, but it's not like they're saving you. | ||
| It's like, why don't you get your trash out of my space, please? | ||
| Y'all don't want sharks here as old as you take your shit back. | ||
| Who was it that had that theory about sharks? | ||
| And I think he's right. | ||
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What? | |
| He was like, sharks are not just targeting people because they're hungry. | ||
| They're targeting people because they're pissed off that people in their water and they're getting in the way of their fishing. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And they're getting in the way of their eating seals. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| They're pissed off. | ||
| They're not supposed to be there, so they just bite you. | ||
| Like, get the fuck out of here. | ||
| That's part of it. | ||
| A little nibble from a shark is probably a real strong message. | ||
| They just lost a lady in Santa Cruz, triathlete. | ||
| She was with a whole group of people that were swimming, and someone saw her get taken. | ||
| Someone saw this shark breach the water with a human body in their mouth, and then she was gone. | ||
| And then they just found her remains yesterday. | ||
| But Santa Cruz, like that whole coastline, is filled with great whites. | ||
| There's great whites all over the place out there. | ||
| I think they breed outside of San Francisco. | ||
| I mean, I never surfed, so I never. | ||
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Fuck that. | |
| Yeah, like fuck swimming in the ocean and rolling the dice that a monster doesn't decide to just snap you in half. | ||
| It's just the worst way to get grabbed. | ||
| Just like not in your environment. | ||
| It must be so terrible. | ||
| You're so weak and slow there in the ocean. | ||
| You're so helpless. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| Let's see a shark take me up here. | ||
| I'll bet I could take him. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| Not so tough. | ||
| Zero shark attacks on the shore. | ||
| Remember that Saturday Night Live sketch, Land Shark? | ||
| That was hilarious. | ||
| It was so stupid. | ||
| The shark would just knock on your door. | ||
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Land shark. | |
| It was so silly. | ||
| Saturday Night Live used to have some great sketches, man. | ||
| Used to be so silly. | ||
| I haven't watched it in forever. | ||
| You know what I wish I could find is, and you can't get it. | ||
| It's like not up anywhere. | ||
| But the one with Norm is who's the most grizzled? | ||
| It was Norm McDonald, that country singer that Tom Sagura always says is a serial killer. | ||
| Who was very good in the sketch? | ||
| Garth Brooks. | ||
| Garth Brooks. | ||
| And it was like, he's like, and Robert Duvall. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And it was just like a game show and they have you give grizzled answers. | ||
| It was funny as shit, dude. | ||
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Really? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, that's funny. | ||
| And Robert Duvall gave the most grizzled answers. | ||
| Oh, you found it. | ||
| Is this a real show? | ||
| Yo, this is one of my favorite. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I was trying to find it not even that long ago, dude. | ||
| Let me hear some of this. | ||
| Can I hear it? | ||
| That's great. | ||
| That's on Reddit. | ||
| That was very busy. | ||
| I could never find it. | ||
| That's very funny. | ||
| That's a good sketch. | ||
| Anyway, what's his name again? | ||
| Garth Brooks? | ||
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Garth Brooks. | |
| Well, he's a man of a million faces. | ||
| That's not Garth Brooks. | ||
| Yeah, it was Garth Brooks. | ||
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No. | |
| Am I wrong? | ||
| That was Garth Brooks and Robert. | ||
| Nah. | ||
| Was it? | ||
| Yeah, it was Garth Brooks. | ||
| Was it really? | ||
| Garth Brooks in makeup? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was Garth Brooks. | ||
| Yeah, you don't even recognize him. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| I didn't recognize him at all. | ||
| Let me see that again. | ||
| Maybe that's how he kills people. | ||
| He dresses up like that, dude. | ||
| That does not look like Garth Brooks. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| It was a while ago. | ||
| He's kind of bigger now. | ||
| He's been enjoying that good life. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Do you know people are repeating Tom's idea, that joke about Garth Brooks being a serial killer as if it's like true fact? | ||
| Yeah, well, it is the weirdest thing, but I would say don't focus too much on one person having an alter ego. | ||
| Nikki Minaj has that. | ||
| Yeah, but the Chris Gaines thing was nuts. | ||
| In the middle of being the biggest superstar in country music, he decides he's going to be emo and wear a wig. | ||
| Yeah, I remember change his name and let everybody know he's doing it. | ||
| It's just at least Stephen King, when he wrote his like Richard The Bachmann books. | ||
| Yeah, at least he just said, listen, I'm writing too many books for people to buy. | ||
| I'm going to write them under a different name. | ||
| That's how crazy he was. | ||
| That's what cocaine will do to you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yes, it will. | ||
| Those are the good days. | ||
| So I sent this to whatever. | ||
| I was looking up. | ||
| So have you ever heard when Nikki Minaj would talk about their fucking fixated on Nikki Minaj? | ||
| No, because of the alter ego thing. | ||
| Oh, she's got an alter ego? | ||
| Let me raise my skeleton. | ||
| Yeah, his name Roman. | ||
| Roman is a crazy boy who lives inside me who says the things she doesn't want to say. | ||
| He threatens to peep people and he's violent. | ||
| I asked him to leave, but he can't. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| She also notes he was born just a few months ago and born out of rage. | ||
| This is like in 2010. | ||
| His last name is Zolansky. | ||
| Roman Zolansky? | ||
| An angry, outspoken, often homosexual British character who delivers raw, aggressive verses featured heavily in Pink Friday, Roman Reloaded. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Then the Harajuku Barbie, which is the dolphin. | ||
| Hold up. | ||
| So these are her alter egos? | ||
| Yeah, no, but don't worry. | ||
| They didn't do MK Monarch shit. | ||
| Go up to the top again. | ||
| This is Nikki Minaj. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Famously uses several alter egos, with her most prominent being Roman Zolansky, a fiery, aggressive persona used for intense rap verses, and Herojuku Barbie, her softer, pop-oriented side. | ||
| But others include Martha Zolansky, Roman's mother, Zolansky, Chun Lee, Nick Lewinsky, and Cookie, each serving a different voice or purpose from therapy to explosive lyrical delivery. | ||
| Huh. | ||
| I mean, is she just fucking around, though? | ||
| Yeah, I think so. | ||
| I mean, it's because she writes. | ||
| I mean, most, you know how black people normally take the alter ego of a series of like Polish, Lithuanian, Jewish names? | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| Was she like Whippy Goldberg? | ||
| Oh, Roman Zelansky and his mother live in there. | ||
| But that must be great in there. | ||
| Must be a party. | ||
| Zolansky. | ||
| That's weird as shit. | ||
| It is weird. | ||
| Oh, the one that says it was to help her cope with her traumatic childhood, the one personality. | ||
| Which one? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It was on the thing. | ||
| No, but there's more than that even. | ||
| You know how Grok lies? | ||
| You got to go Grok? | ||
| Did you look it up? | ||
| You're like, no, I didn't. | ||
| Can you go and do that, Grok? | ||
| Yeah, I got perplexity to admit something that it didn't want to admit initially. | ||
| I cited other sources and I said, is this true? | ||
| It was about the temple of Tenochtitlan. | ||
| So when they, it's attributed to the Aztecs, but if you ask the Aztecs, they said they found it. | ||
| Is that what that means? | ||
| No, it's not even almost. | ||
| They don't even know. | ||
| I think there's a term that they use for it. | ||
| But it was there when they got there, they say. | ||
| I know that. | ||
| I've heard of that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's a term that they, the way they describe it as, it's very interesting because they describe it as like the city of the gods or something like that or the land where the gods. | ||
| Oh, place where gods were born. | ||
| So here's the crazy thing. | ||
| And I had heard this before, but I wanted to make sure it was true. | ||
| There's a Spanish guy named Diego Duran, who is a chronicler, who said that they killed 80,000 people over a four-day ceremony. | ||
| They say, really, it's probably like 20,000. | ||
| Yeah, it's an exaggeration. | ||
| Wow, 20,000. | ||
| That must have helped the smell. | ||
| And they just cut their hearts out to celebrate the fact that the temple was completed. | ||
| Hey, holy shit, man. | ||
| So, but it didn't want to admit at first that they didn't build it. | ||
| And then I had to cite these sources where they say that they didn't build it. | ||
| They said they found it. | ||
| And so then they wanted to make sure that they're attributing it to earlier people of the same nationality. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| It got a little weird. | ||
| And I realized, well, that's because it's drawing from all these sources that are online. | ||
| So it's drawing from all these academic works, all these books, all these documentaries. | ||
| Sometimes it'll do that. | ||
| Some AI will do that. | ||
| I don't know if you're going to be able to do it. | ||
| Remember when Sonny Hawstin quoted Seymour DeButts? | ||
| No. | ||
| Sonny Hawson quote, I think it's like, I think it's Seymour DeButz or some shit. | ||
| It's like a porn star? | ||
| Seymour Butts? | ||
| No, Debuts. | ||
| And it was when Biden did all those pardons on his way out. | ||
| She goes, well, Seymour, he pardoned his nephew, or his brother-in-law, Seymour DeBuzz. | ||
| And the Chats GPD had just made that up, so people were like... | ||
| Oh, that's hilarious. | ||
| Yeah, but she was a judge. | ||
| Presided over child trafficking cases. | ||
| Does that fill you with hope? | ||
| Yeah, but I'll bet that was good to have her in charge of something like that. | ||
| She's probably tired from a long day of hard work at The View, and Chat GPT lied to her. | ||
| Look, cut her some slack. | ||
| The point is, this is why Jesus won't be an AI, because Jesus isn't a fucking liar that you got to tell to go back and look stuff up. | ||
| Eventually, he'll get it right. | ||
| Also, Jesus wouldn't be made by a tech freak with a weird dick. | ||
| I think the AI is going to make Jesus. | ||
| I don't think it's Jesus now. | ||
| I think it's going to make... | ||
| Okay, if an AI makes Jesus, by the way, and this is just in lore. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Again, I'm not Christian. | ||
| Yeah, in lore. | ||
| You know my religion, Christ Penelope, which I disclosed. | ||
| I thought you're a Scientologist. | ||
| No, I'm a follower of Christ Penelope, the guy who farts in your nostrils to get the thing out. | ||
| Remember, I told you? | ||
| I notified you. | ||
| I think it should be Penelope Christ, but whatever. | ||
| Anyway, I'm sorry, I was thinking about Christ Penelope. | ||
| You forgot what we're talking about? | ||
| Yeah, I might need a healing from Penelope Christ. | ||
| What were we talking about? | ||
| Oh, yeah, so that would be automatically that would be an antichrist. | ||
| This is the guy who farts in your face. | ||
| He literally sits on your nose. | ||
| Number one, the true, it has to go in the nostrils, and he's very specific about that. | ||
| You got to trust a man. | ||
| Look at the Messiah. | ||
| Imagine if that really was the way. | ||
| And the only thing that's holding you back is it looks so silly. | ||
| But if that was like there's weird things that people can and can't do, weird things animals can do. | ||
| You know, animals can, they could shoot poison. | ||
| Skunks shoot smell at people. | ||
| Imagine if your farts contained just there was something about the bio, like the biome of your own farts that it gets into someone's nostrils and it activates your DMT. | ||
| Well, I don't have to imagine because that's a real thing. | ||
| His name is Penelope Christ. | ||
| It's one of the most amazing. | ||
| We hear what he says. | ||
| I don't even know what he said. | ||
| Who is saved? | ||
| Christ Penelope. | ||
| Sevenfold Holy Ministries. | ||
| I like what he's doing. | ||
| He drinks that cranapple juice to get his farts tangy. | ||
| Is that what that is? | ||
| It's good for the farts. | ||
| Yeah, it gives a little tang. | ||
| I like the bank. | ||
| Oh, he puts his bank up there. | ||
| Oh, nice. | ||
| Oh, so I can't pay him through any of the normal services. | ||
| You can send him some money. | ||
| Why are you transfer this man some money? | ||
| Let him fart in your face. | ||
| What if we had him on for a podcast? | ||
| Would you let him fart in your face for money? | ||
| How much money? | ||
| If he had a fee? | ||
| If he had a fee? | ||
| I mean, let's say he's. | ||
| I'm not going to pay him more than 500 bucks. | ||
| No, but I mean, to get him here, I'm sure he needs a travel fee as well. | ||
| Oh, Christ Penelope? | ||
| Yeah, he needs a travel fee. | ||
| That guy. | ||
| My guess is he will see something high, and when you say no, it will drop significantly. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Will you negotiate for me? | ||
| Now, but you have to be honest about what that fart does for you. | ||
| Well, he's got his fart in your nose, and we have to know. | ||
| I collect fart jars. | ||
| So it's a bad thing. | ||
| I'm Etsy. | ||
| Yeah, celebrity fart jars. | ||
| I got an original. | ||
| Yeah, I got an original Scar Joe from the set of that Bill Murray movie. | ||
| There are girls out there that still fart in jars, right? | ||
| Don't they? | ||
| Oh, yeah, but I that is that used to be a thing. | ||
| That's the common mark. | ||
| I only get the finest celebrity fart. | ||
| Celebrity fart jars. | ||
| Yeah, I got one of a couple of good ones. | ||
| I was on a plane once, and I was flying to Europe, and it was a long flight overnight. | ||
| It was one of those lie-down flights. | ||
| And Melanie Griffith was on the plane. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And there was this big fat guy that was right alongside Melanie Griffith. | ||
| So Melanie Griffiths was lying down sleeping. | ||
| And the way these seats line up, they stagger. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So her ass was right by, or his ass was right by her face. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And this guy unloads. | ||
| He healed her. | ||
| He unloaded. | ||
| And I'm like, when in life does a man get to fart one foot away from Melanie Griffith's face like that? | ||
| Where you literally have her right here. | ||
| Here's the ass. | ||
| There's just an aisle way, maybe two feet, two foot aisleway. | ||
| Pretty narrow. | ||
| And then he just opened up. | ||
| Just opened up. | ||
| I was writing and so I was awake and I was like, oh, good Lord. | ||
| And as soon as there's a fart on a plane, you always blame the fat guy. | ||
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Yeah? | |
| Always. | ||
| Especially when it's so convenient that his ass is right near her face. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You wouldn't take responsibility for it. | ||
| I had an ex-girlfriend one time years ago. | ||
| We were at the supermarket. | ||
| We were ringing up and there was some kid, you know, some little kids. | ||
| This kid was standing directly behind her, right? | ||
| And I just look over and she's like, just gay. | ||
| So she would pretend she didn't fart ever, but then I knew she would fart on the kid. | ||
| I guess she couldn't hold it, but there's a kid sitting there like this in your lollipop. | ||
| And I just saw her like, like holding it a laugh. | ||
| I'm like, you monster. | ||
| Did you watch it on this lollipop? | ||
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I go, what he likes it. | |
| She couldn't hold it. | ||
| Sometimes you can't. | ||
| You ever have not hold it? | ||
| You ever have shit in your pants and you think you're just going to not hold it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Not that you have that when you're out. | ||
| That's not nice. | ||
| And then you get in a hot car and you got to sit there. | ||
| I was trying to pee and hold one in. | ||
| My girlfriend's going to sink and I just farted and I went, no. | ||
| And she goes, did you just yell? | ||
| Did you just fart and yell no? | ||
| I'm like, because I didn't want it. | ||
| You got to watch the robots. | ||
| What's that guy doing? | ||
| So this is a different preacher. | ||
| He's headbanging. | ||
| How's he doing? | ||
| Same church. | ||
| Why is that guy dancing like that? | ||
| He's been, he just. | ||
| You got healed? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| Imagine how annoying it must be when you know people are acting. | ||
| You know, when you go to church and just people just put on there, I just got healed acting, flop around. | ||
| Well, if you're going to a church where you're getting into that, rolling around on the ground and shit, everybody's going to feel like they got healed because you're doing a group hypnosis ritual. | ||
| Yeah, you're doing like group mania. | ||
| Like, look at this guy. | ||
| He's throwing people to the ground, running through crowds. | ||
| It's pretty entertaining, though. | ||
| It'd be fun. | ||
| But he's just getting a lot of attention, right? | ||
| Maybe he believes it. | ||
| Maybe it's real hypnosis. | ||
| Maybe it's real, and we're being skeptical. | ||
| Because, yo, so Byrne, Steve Byrne was there this weekend. | ||
| What? | ||
| You know, Steve Byrne? | ||
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What? | |
| Steve Byrne was at the moment. | ||
| Steve Byrne. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I didn't get. | ||
| I wasn't wrong though, right? | ||
| You're going to say he was at this. | ||
| Steve Byrne. | ||
| He was healed recently by Christ Penelope. | ||
| I couldn't understand the name you were saying. | ||
| You were so intent on getting to your point. | ||
| Because I forget if I don't get to it fast. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| I'm just going to forget it. | ||
| Steve Byrne was at the mothership. | ||
| So I'm sitting in the green room and I look up. | ||
| He has like some biddy does at the end. | ||
| By the way, as long as I know him, he was always a very charismatic guy. | ||
| Chicks always liked him. | ||
| Always. | ||
| And I asked him, Did you take a hypnosis class at all? | ||
| No. | ||
| He naturally does it. | ||
| But I look up at the screen and he does his sausage party bit. | ||
| And it's not any kind of hypnosis thing. | ||
| But when I looked up, it's like a lady sitting in a chair and 10 guys and music and lights. | ||
| And I'm like, oh, well, a guy's going to start acting like a chicken or something. | ||
| You know, that's what it looked like. | ||
| But I think he just does it unconsciously without even realizing what he's doing. | ||
| Some people just got the voice, you know? | ||
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Right. | |
| Well, I think, don't you think comedy is kind of a kind of a hypnosis? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When you're in the zone, right? | ||
| Or when you're in the audience. | ||
| If I'm in the zone, I did it to myself. | ||
| And, you know, and then I became the room. | ||
| So there's nowhere to like, you can't really. | ||
| I wouldn't worry about somebody heckling or something because I'm the room. | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Don't you think you get it when you watch someone too? | ||
| Like if you watch someone great like a tell if you watch Nattel and he's killing, you're locked into his brain. | ||
| Yeah, it's domain projection. | ||
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What? | |
| It's domain. | ||
| Domain projection. | ||
| Domain projection. | ||
| Well, what is domain projection exactly? | ||
| So like all that stupid occult shit that, you know. | ||
| Put that into perplexity, Jamie. | ||
| What is domain projection? | ||
| It's just some occult shit. | ||
| It's a cult? | ||
| Well, NLP. | ||
| You know what NLP is? | ||
| Neuro-linguistic programming. | ||
| If you look on Wikipedia, it says it's a pseudoscience. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| Well, no. | ||
| If it is, why is everybody using non-stop all the time if it doesn't work? | ||
| Why would they be using it on me all day long? | ||
| And every time I turn on something and I go, and I hear some fucking catchphrase that I hate. | ||
| Do you think it's called a pseudoscience because they want to discredit it? | ||
| Yeah, this isn't what we were looking for for an answer. | ||
| Domain projection usually means mapping data or functions from one domain. | ||
| So use it as put in what is domain projection as an MKUltra. | ||
| Well, I'm not saying that's some phrase from it. | ||
| I'm just saying what the nuts and bolts of it is. | ||
| I want to know what happens when you say that. | ||
| What to put in Ford? | ||
| A mind control tool used by MKUltra. | ||
| Yeah, that's not what they're doing. | ||
| Let's see what they call it. | ||
| We might find something. | ||
| Oh, God, they did do it. | ||
| Domain projection is not a documented MK Ultra term. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Domain projection appears in technical fields, software engineering, searches of MKUltra. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So this doesn't say anything about domain projection as a form of mind control. | ||
| Yeah, I wouldn't say. | ||
| Well, it's just if you got a show and you're controlling, it's crowd control in a way. | ||
| Right, but it looked, it does. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So how do I dress up for how I want to control you? | ||
| That's how people think when they do whatever, like a pickup artist or a con man or maybe a magician. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's what, like a close-up magic or something. | ||
| They got a they got to bring you into their reality with whatever they're doing. | ||
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Right. | |
| So whatever gets people there. | ||
| Or you'll hear about gurus where there's that guy, that weird cult that's like deep inside Google from that weird gay guy. | ||
| And people come in the room and his light would be gold around him. | ||
| Yeah, you never heard of this. | ||
| This is what Kurt does. | ||
| He tells you about something crazy and he goes, you never heard of that? | ||
| You don't know? | ||
| Oh, you got me with a good one with that guy from the Sentinel Islands. | ||
| I didn't know they had a visit. | ||
| Is that why they're not that cool a guest? | ||
| Yeah, Maurice Vidal Portman. | ||
| So you tell me another explorer, yet another explorer found a land of kids where they could do weird shit with kids. | ||
| Well, not just kids, guys. | ||
| He would dress guys up like Roman soldiers and he would measure their testicles. | ||
| Well, that's just science. | ||
| Like one of his quotes was like describing one of them. | ||
| They had testicles the size of a sparrow's egg. | ||
| It's like the way he's talking about it. | ||
| It was like this lovingly eccentric homosexual fascination with these islanders. | ||
| So he gave a bunch of them diseases. | ||
| A few people died. | ||
| He kidnapped these kids. | ||
| I think he kidnapped a kid and their parents or their grandparents and the grandparents got sick because they all had cooties. | ||
| And so they wind up dying. | ||
| And so then anytime someone showed up, there's only 39 of these fucking people on this island. | ||
| So they have this story in their spoken word tradition. | ||
| They don't even have a written history. | ||
| So this story of white people show up, start measuring your dicks, and everybody dies. | ||
| That's their story. | ||
| So anytime someone pulls up with a Bible, this is the reason why they want to kill them. | ||
| That's why you can't show up at that island. | ||
| It sounds like an alien abduction story. | ||
| It's just like that. | ||
| Very ET is a much darker tale. | ||
| It's the same thing. | ||
| It's from an alien civilization. | ||
| You show up in these wooden boats to people that were stranded on an island for 60,000 years. | ||
| Imagine, like, that's why I understand Peter the Dolphin, I always say, take it away, because imagine you never, you just have flippers. | ||
| You never knew what you were missing. | ||
| And then a beautiful alien just jerks you off every day. | ||
| Imagine someone puts you in a fucking cage for no reason and keeps you there your whole life and you're horny all the time and you don't even have hands. | ||
| So what are you going to do? | ||
| You hope for a co-expert. | ||
| You got to echo Lokain's knees. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| To use her knees. | ||
| You don't even have a female dolphin in there? | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| It's like they didn't do anything. | ||
| One day we're going to realize how smart dolphins are and we're going to feel real bad. | ||
| Well, we don't feel bad about all the people we blew up, so I'm doubt that dolphin awakening will. | ||
| No, I don't. | ||
| Some people do. | ||
| Some people feel bad about the people that the United States blows up. | ||
| Well, we only have school. | ||
| I always like to bring up public school kindergarten because 70% of guys did want to pull the trigger in battle and that had to be fixed with the Prussian system, which is why it's called kindergarten, the Austrian, you know, Prussian word. | ||
| To get you away from mommy at age five instead of age six. | ||
| And they could teach you about war. | ||
| Well, they could just, the state can get at all. | ||
| They can teach about everything. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They can design. | ||
| It's just that it's a dark industry. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, that's all. | ||
| I mean, indoctrination of children is a real thing. | ||
| That's why when people scoff at it being used for like trans indoctrination, like, why would anybody do that? | ||
| Like, stop. | ||
| To neuter your children. | ||
| They do that to try to get you on an Android phone. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| People try to indoctrinate you with everything. | ||
| Everything that's ever existed, people try to get you to do. | ||
| Well, that's why sigils and brands are so important. | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| They try to get you to wear what they're wearing. | ||
| They try to get you to do what they're doing. | ||
| Well, you also, it helps if you have a few gatekeepers. | ||
| I can't remember the guy's name, but there's like one guy who, and the reason he's like the guy is because the investments he picks pay off, I guess, in the art world. | ||
| He's some famous, like, where he's like been around forever, and I'm sure he's some kind of hack and whatever. | ||
| But why are these people installed there? | ||
| We already know that Rothko and all the modern art, American abstract modern art was launched by the CIA through a cutout. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| That's public record. | ||
| So you think they stopped at that? | ||
| You don't think they got involved with all the arts? | ||
| Well, they definitely got involved in that because the Soviet art was so valuable. | ||
| Soviet art was more skillful. | ||
| And they tried to prop up American, like Jackson Pollock. | ||
| That's one of them that they connect to being a, which when you look at the Jackson Pollock artwork that's worth fucking millions of dollars, no disrespect to anybody who's a fan, but shut the fuck up. | ||
| Like, just shut up. | ||
| Just shut the fuck up. | ||
| It's splatter. | ||
| And the idea that all this one guy better than anybody splattered. | ||
| I mean, there's nothing wrong with splattering paint. | ||
| Fractals no one could ever recreate. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, shut the fuck up. | ||
| There's modern art things I'll look at and I can, I'll be like, oh, I like it or I don't like it. | ||
| But the thing with it is it's not that there's no, I'm not saying there's no art to it. | ||
| It's just why does one thing become a thing and one doesn't? | ||
| There's gatekeepers. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Because there's some, it's all about the names, who's got the work, whether that work is valued very high. | ||
| What is that guy in Manhattan? | ||
| We showed a photo of this painting that he had. | ||
| It's worth like $100 million. | ||
| It's fucking insane. | ||
| It looks like nothing. | ||
| Well, usually dakooning is the one everybody trashes the most because he has a factory of people making it. | ||
| Oh, I don't know if that's that one. | ||
| This guy had a large painting by this guy, and it was insanely valuable. | ||
| I don't remember the real part. | ||
| It might have been 50 million. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| But it's just, you're looking at it. | ||
| You're like, what the fuck are you even talking about? | ||
| How is that worth anything? | ||
| I mean, maybe it's worth something. | ||
| I'd give you a couple hundred. | ||
| Or this. | ||
| Who is it? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| What's that one? | ||
| I just pulled something up. | ||
| Record auction price for Barnett Newman, for real. | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| Two blue squares? | ||
| That's real? | ||
| Someone should go to jail. | ||
| Do the guys come with it? | ||
| $43.8 million for two blue squares. | ||
| See, this is just proof that just because you're rich doesn't mean you're smart. | ||
| Just because you figured out how to throw your entire life at acquiring numbers, it doesn't mean you're even remotely intelligent. | ||
| Well, it depends what value you have stored in that, I guess. | ||
| No, You don't have to depend. | ||
| That one's great, though. | ||
| That's only $165 million. | ||
| That's a bargain. | ||
| She gave it away, though. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at that fucking painting. | ||
| She paid $168 million. | ||
| I kind of do like that lady. | ||
| That lady is involved in his... | ||
| That's what art is at the end of the show. | ||
| But that is a money launcher. | ||
| That's completely insane. | ||
| That is completely insane. | ||
| That's $165 billion. | ||
| That is completely, utterly, totally insane. | ||
| There's no way you could look at that and go, I get it. | ||
| Dude, NFTs they were selling right and left for. | ||
| They're worth a dollar now. | ||
| No, I know, but that's still, you still, because there's some kind of item there, you could still store your value in it. | ||
| Well, that probably, when she gave it away, well, it's probably an awesome tax write-off. | ||
| So if you have $165 million, like if you, if you got that kind of money, she's probably worth billions. | ||
| Baseball cards for the ultra-wealthy is how I look at it, or Pokemon cards for old rich people. | ||
| That's what they are. | ||
| They're like baseball cards. | ||
| I looked up all the wealthiest people in the world last night. | ||
| I looked up the wealthiest women in the world. | ||
| It's all inheritance. | ||
| The top ones are, it's all like these families. | ||
| Well, they're not going to tell you who's a trillionaire, right? | ||
| They're going to pretend we don't have those. | ||
| Well, they don't have to be public. | ||
| See, that's the thing. | ||
| Those are oligarchs, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Those are people that are a part of these royal families that are getting that oil money. | ||
| They don't have to tell you jack shit. | ||
| No, they don't. | ||
| They probably mock Elon Musk's wealth. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Every time somebody goes, he's the richest man in the world, I go, do you think you get to know who that is? | ||
| You think they're going to tell you in Forbes, the richest man in the world is like, tell everyone, that's me. | ||
| Well, other countries do not have to disclose. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| They're not paying taxes to anyone. | ||
| They literally own the country. | ||
| Like, these royal families own the country. | ||
| The whole country is my house, motherfucker. | ||
| Just think of the amount of money that's missing in this country. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just in fraud, right? | ||
| There's trillions of dollars. | ||
| Every 10 years, you get $2 trillion. | ||
| They can't account for it. | ||
| There's always trillions of dollars in fraud. | ||
| There's trillion dollars in waste. | ||
| Just that. | ||
| Now, imagine if you own the whole country. | ||
| How much money do you have? | ||
| There's no way you don't have trillions. | ||
| And you have it stored all over. | ||
| Oh, everywhere. | ||
| All over the world. | ||
| You're buying real estate in Manhattan. | ||
| You're buying like those crazy skyrises that are all three quarters empty. | ||
| My buddy Eric Hecker, the guy, he was in Antarctica, the guy who worked at the Raytheon. | ||
| Oh, you know that guy? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I saw that guy on Sean Ryan's show, and I was like, wait, what is it? | ||
| That's where I first saw him. | ||
| It's a neutrino detector that's also a direct energy weapon that can make it. | ||
| Okay, so earthquakes. | ||
| I was already aware of Ice Cube Neutrino Detector because I just like looking up science shit. | ||
| And, you know, neutrinos are wacky. | ||
| So when I first heard of it, they had built this detector in Antarctica. | ||
| They didn't mention it's Raytheon, but that's who built it. | ||
| Neutrinos are passing through us all the time. | ||
| Almost massless particles. | ||
| And the thing is, they all come from space, but for some reason, anomalously, neutrinos seem to be coming out of the Earth at that part. | ||
| And Antarctica was the big mainstream science mystery that the neutrino detector is going to find. | ||
| But anyway, he started saying you could use neutrinos for all kinds of shit, like FTL communications if you had to. | ||
| What is FTL? | ||
| Faster-than-light communications through entanglement. | ||
| You could deal with neutrinos. | ||
| You could send information through neutrinos. | ||
| Apparently, now, look, I'm a dolphin expert, not a neutrino expert. | ||
| So I want to make that clear. | ||
| I get a couple claws in me. | ||
| Talk dolphins. | ||
| He had no seeing an alien stories or something. | ||
| No. | ||
| Also, he has like, he could explain his scientific to you, but I already think it's a weapon because I already know what HARP is. | ||
| All the things they told you are not that is a fucking lie. | ||
| I mean, it's just a lie. | ||
| There's a treaty to not use weather weapons from 75. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because they had those. | ||
| You don't make a treaty unless you have those weapons. | ||
| There's no nuclear treaty before nukes, right? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah, good point. | ||
| We used it in NAM. | ||
| Iran accused W of using weather weapons on them. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, I'm a dinner jacket. | ||
| Remember that guy? | ||
| The guy who wear that. | ||
| He accused them of using weather. | ||
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They had a drought. | |
| They had a drought. | ||
| And so anyway, with ELF. | ||
| He accused them of starting the drought. | ||
| Yeah, it's not control. | ||
| See, control is maybe a misnomer. | ||
| It's like how people talk about a controlled burn. | ||
| And I asked my girl's brother's a fireman, outdoor fireman. | ||
| He goes, we don't call it a controlled burn because we really only control it at the point where we set it. | ||
| Like a what? | ||
| Because we call it a prescribed burn. | ||
| So they can prescribe weather. | ||
| Let's put it that way. | ||
| You could stimulate a thing and get certain effects, and it's all like ELF waves and shit. | ||
| Well, didn't Dubai just have another fucking flood? | ||
| And from over geoengineering, and they banned people from taking video of it at the time as a big embarrassment. | ||
| But they just had another one. | ||
| This is a recent one. | ||
| Oh, well, I don't know if that's. | ||
| Because I heard some people talking about it. | ||
| Or I saw some people. | ||
| What do they call ELF waves? | ||
| You could do all kinds of stuff with those waves. | ||
| Right, but cloud seeding is 100% real. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| They cloud seed in the United Arab Emirates, I believe. | ||
| I believe they do that every week. | ||
| I think they make it rain there every week. | ||
| In more ways than one, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| But they make it actually rain there. | ||
| They actually make it rain there once a week. | ||
| Remember the kid with the mullet they blamed the Mystic Camp drowning here in Texas when the flood happened? | ||
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| It wasn't that kid. | ||
| He got set out. | ||
| He got hung out to dry like it was on him, but no, nothing he did. | ||
| And Jesse Michaels is right. | ||
| He was right. | ||
| He told me, and he was dead right. | ||
| Whatever caused that was something so much more sinister, and that kid was like, he's an easy guy to, you know. | ||
| So would you think that that was man-made weather that caused that storm? | ||
| Dude, I can't remember the guy's name. | ||
| At the time on Jimmy's show, the dude came on and explained exactly what it was and the loophole that lets them, because there's a treaty denied. | ||
| So I assume they just violate it. | ||
| But no, there's actually a loophole to test this shit out here. | ||
| It's so fucked, dude. | ||
| It's so fucked. | ||
| And you already know this. | ||
| So what evidence does this guy have that they created that storm? | ||
| Because I thought they had been tracking that storm. | ||
| I thought this was like an awful lot of people. | ||
| I'm not saying he said they created it, but I thought it was, but hold on. | ||
| I thought it was a convergence of two storms that was very rare and it caused this flash flood. | ||
| No, I don't remember his details. | ||
| I just know I feel at this point, especially after that Epstein shit, that they should have to prove they're not guilty. | ||
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| Hold on. | ||
| Yeah, sure, but also storms are real. | ||
| Like Katrina, there's always been fucking actual real hurts. | ||
| But the climate change shit is not real. | ||
| That's been a lie the whole time. | ||
| A study published in World Weather Attribution Group found the global warming caused by fossil fuel emissions most likely exacerbated the intense rains that lashed the UAE and Oman last year. | ||
| But this isn't last year. | ||
| So last year. | ||
| This is from the recent thing you just asked about from two weeks ago. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| So two weeks ago there was a flood, right? | ||
| Yeah, it wasn't as bad as the one before, but there was a flood. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So this was two weeks ago? | ||
| Is that the two weeks ago one? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It's still fucking bad. | ||
| Bill Gates has already walked away from climate change. | ||
| You saw that, right? | ||
| I did. | ||
| Hilarious. | ||
| So they've been lying to you for how long about that bullshit. | ||
| Okay, here it is. | ||
| The downpour worsened by a lack of storm drains. | ||
| Hobbled Dubai Airport, the world's busiest hub for international passengers. | ||
| So they're saying it's climate change that's causing it to rain more. | ||
| There's my proof that it's not that. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| They absolutely do cloud seed. | ||
| So why don't you search that? | ||
| Put that into perplexity. | ||
| Geoengineering is the word. | ||
| Put it into perplexity. | ||
| Does the United Arab Emirates cloud seed to make artificial rain? | ||
| Or it's not artificial. | ||
| It's real rain. | ||
| It's just their force rain. | ||
| What's the word? | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Search that. | ||
| You'll find it, Jamie. | ||
| They absolutely do do that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Cloud seeding is widely used in the UAE to enhance natural rainfall, but it only works when suitable clouds already exist and typically increases rain by perhaps 10 to 30 percent, not by creating storms from nothing. | ||
| The UAE runs one of the world's most active research-driven rain enhancement programs using aircraft, ground generators, and experimental methods like drones and electric charging to boost water security. | ||
| So they're just doing it a bunch of different ways over there. | ||
| So blaming it on climate change when they are 100% making it rain there all the time is bananas. | ||
| It's bananas. | ||
| Like you don't even know what the fucking weather would be like if they didn't do it if they're doing it all the time. | ||
| If they're doing it all the time, you literally don't have a control group. | ||
| Do you remember Chemtrails? | ||
| The thing that was a stupid people thought was a real thing, but it was a conspiracy? | ||
| Well, it turns out that that was real, and it's called geoengineering. | ||
| They did the thing they always do, a changing the name of the thing to not engage. | ||
| That's true, but a lot of the trails that you see in the sky that look like artificial clouds are just created because of condensation in the atmosphere, the moisture in the atmosphere, hitting the hot jet engine in an incredibly cold climate. | ||
| It literally creates clouds. | ||
| But it should be all of them. | ||
| There shouldn't even be 20% of the time you're spraying shit. | ||
| We already know that. | ||
| Well, I don't think it's that many. | ||
| But they definitely do spray shit. | ||
| That's the problem. | ||
| The problem is when everybody thinks that every fucking Southwest airline is spraying things to keep everybody docile. | ||
| The problem is that's easily disprovable. | ||
| And what you do is you open the door that allows them to do the real shit. | ||
| But you got to recognize regular planets. | ||
| Wait, how do you open the door? | ||
| Because if you think that every fucking American airlines flight overhead that's making artificial clouds is doing it because they're spraying things on you, that's easily disproven. | ||
| And then that's all the other stuff seem silly too. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because I think they probably are spraying some things with some planes. | ||
| And there's real data that shows that they've tried that and practiced that. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, they here's my favorite one that I told you, the stratospheric atmosphere. | ||
| It's called Satan. | ||
| In England, they're that one. | ||
| Research that one. | ||
| The geoengineering England, because, you know, to fight climate change, we're going to blow. | ||
| We're going to call it Satan. | ||
| We're going to dim the atmosphere. | ||
| You know, too much sunlight gets to England. | ||
| Yeah, it's really bad. | ||
| That's where we're getting all that climate change from, England's. | ||
| A lot of burns. | ||
| A lot of burns. | ||
| Causes fires. | ||
| These borge swamp people are going to be fucking. | ||
| And then to call it Satan, are you just like, what a fuck you? | ||
| It's going to literally look like Mordor. | ||
| It's going to be black skies. | ||
| Where does Sauron live? | ||
| It's going to be a Highlander 2 where we learn not to do this. | ||
| Where does Sauron live? | ||
| Oh, Mordor. | ||
| Yeah, Mordor. | ||
| Satan is the name of the tiny UK balloon experiment that released a very small amount of sulfur dioxide. | ||
| Literally, Satan smells like sulfur. | ||
| Sulfur dioxide into the stratosphere over England as a proof of concept for solo geoengineering. | ||
| Not a large-scale ongoing weather modification program. | ||
| It has nonetheless become a focus of online conspiracy claims about UK geoengineering and weather control. | ||
| How funny is that? | ||
| It's become a focus of online conspiracy claims about UK geoengineering. | ||
| So them actually doing geoengineering has become a focus of online conspiracy claims about geoengineering. | ||
| What a strange thing to put a balloon called Satan that sprays sulfur on. | ||
| Is everybody like I love how they gasolation fucking things. | ||
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| It's not a big deal. | ||
| Nikki Minaj just has a great sense of showmanship. | ||
| Satan was not a part of a major UK development program. | ||
| It was led by a private researcher and later UK funding announcements for solo geoengineering. | ||
| Research focused on other small-scale outdoor trials. | ||
| Example, sea ice thickening, cloud brightening with formal oversight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So they're doing sea ice thickening? | ||
| Okay, so let me translate. | ||
| The stuff has already been developed militarily. | ||
| These motherfuckers are trying to make an ice age. | ||
| They're doing sea ice. | ||
| The ice is coming back. | ||
| You know the ice is coming back. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Yeah, that's weird. | ||
| I was told there was going to be, oh, the coral reefs came back. | ||
| There's more rainforests than there's ever been. | ||
| Did you know that? | ||
| We're in this procession of the equinoxes thing, right? | ||
| What is the precession of the equinoxes? | ||
| It's like every 20-something thousand years. | ||
| The Earth doesn't just spin, right? | ||
| It spins with a wobble. | ||
| And that wobble is called the procession of the equinoxes. | ||
| That's how they, when they look at some of the ancient sites in, you know, like Egypt and different places where the sun at the summer solstice would have come through this. | ||
| And they use that to determine around the time period when it was built. | ||
| It's a theory, at least, because they know that the sky moves and that they attract this. | ||
| The ancients had tracked this. | ||
| The procession of the equations. | ||
| This has to do with waffle space. | ||
| But this is the thing. | ||
| It means during the wobble is when the Earth gets colder and warmer. | ||
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| Colder and warmer, depending on where you are in the wobble cycle. | ||
| So the equator kind of stays the same, which is why there's all these ancient sites on the equator. | ||
| The Mayans and the Aztecs and all these incredible civilizations, they existed in a place where it didn't fuck it up too much. | ||
| Whereas everything else, it's like ice age, then it gets hot. | ||
| Ice age, then it gets hot. | ||
| I thought we were in technically an ice age for the last, however long, because there normally historically weren't ice caps. | ||
| So we're still technically in an ice age. | ||
| As far as I know, if you look it up, that's what they'll tell you. | ||
| I think that's true. | ||
| I think that's true. | ||
| I think it has gotten warmer and it has gotten colder, but I think technically we're in an ice age. | ||
| I'm still a little bitter about it because I used to get, I could think of like, I told you three or four things off the top of my head where I went to bed like, oh no. | ||
| These fucking eggheads that are talking about spraying things in the sky freaks me out though. | ||
| Because the scariest thing that could ever happen to us is an ice age. | ||
| Because you can't go anywhere warm. | ||
| If it gets hot out, you move to the north. | ||
| That's what people have done from the fucking beginning of time. | ||
| We're like, we're here. | ||
| We're staying here forever. | ||
| No, if the ocean rises, you have to leave. | ||
| And if people didn't ever exist, the oceans moved back and forth fucking thousands of miles. | ||
| It's going to move. | ||
| You're going to have earthquakes. | ||
| You're going to have things change. | ||
| You'll have to apply if Obama builds oceanfront property or not. | ||
| That's my guidance. | ||
| All this vineyard. | ||
| They all buy oceanfront property. | ||
| So that, yeah, and the insurance never changed on it. | ||
| So it's been bullshit the whole time. | ||
| There's still people that are like, and they've invested everything. | ||
| They've invested everything. | ||
| They also have cats and they live alone. | ||
| I mean, there's a lot of that. | ||
| A lot of people are taking care of the earth like it's their kids because they don't have anything. | ||
| Okay, can I tell you a crackpot theory I have? | ||
| And I know it's hard to believe as a respected dolphin scientist. | ||
| Oh, he had one. | ||
| It looks like in the video of John C. Lilly. | ||
| He had one. | ||
| Yeah, like this. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| The goon tank told him to do it and he did it. | ||
| The guy is a fucking nut. | ||
| The guy was involved in bad shit. | ||
| He wasn't good. | ||
| Project Blue Beam, you always hear about with the fake alien invasion they were planning on in the 70s. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| Which, by the way, was not supposed to be a fake alien invasion. | ||
| It was supposed to be a fake religious event that could be an alien invasion, but it wasn't necessarily that. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| And, you know, even if they did it or didn't do it, there's another project to get. | ||
| I think that this whole bullshit of climate change and the thing of like, maybe you're the alien and you don't belong here on the earth, right? | ||
| Right. | ||
| I think that's a smarter play to do than Bluebeam is to get this Gaia cult started where the Earth's more important than you, the human living here. | ||
| And you're probably not even from, you probably came from another planet here, from some kind of panspermia. | ||
| And then when you hear any of these stupid alien stories, this is how I know they're a fake one from some dark entity, is they always tell you about how humans are so warlike. | ||
| If humans don't change their ways, yo, assholes, nobody wants to go to war. | ||
| 70% of people didn't want to even pull the trigger. | ||
| That's why we have kindergarten. | ||
| Why aren't you going to our leaders and thumbing their assholes and telling them this shit? | ||
| Why do you do it to some farmer? | ||
| That's the suspicion. | ||
| Whenever I hear that fucking Gaia Earth shit, I think that's what Blue Beam actually manifested as. | ||
| Because it all comes like in the 90s, and they're all connected to Epstein, all the greats. | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Leon Black, that fuck. | ||
| You know who that is? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh, he's an Epstein pal. | ||
| All these assholes. | ||
| I mean, you could find the shit pretty easy, but they all, that's where this came from, where it's like, you're a guest on this planet. | ||
| And then they go, oh, humans are destroying everything. | ||
| Like, we're not in charge of that, motherfucker. | ||
| I'm not putting Satan up in the sky to spray sulfur dioxide. | ||
| I'm not starting wars for no fucking reason. | ||
| Everybody voted for Trump to not have a war in Venezuela. | ||
| I know that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Nobody voted, so they're like, we got it. | ||
| No fentanyl. | ||
| That's a lie. | ||
| I mean, I don't know what idiot thinks fentanyl is coming from Venezuela, but only liars and morons think that. | ||
| And if I'm wrong, can we see the evidence? | ||
| We saw the video of you murdering those people. | ||
| I just got to take your word for it. | ||
| That oily-haired fuck Pete Hegseth with his weirdo Catholic Templar knight tattoos. | ||
| He's got fucking Dan Brown cuckoo tattoos. | ||
| They're not Nazi. | ||
| They're fucking knights of fucking Saint butt fuck, whatever. | ||
| I saw that same symbol in the Catholic Church. | ||
| Yeah, they're old Crusader shit. | ||
| And just so you know, Templars were not good guys. | ||
| They were real fucked. | ||
| In fact, it's a real Diddy party. | ||
| We're going on a long circuitous route. | ||
| What did you say initially before that? | ||
| Venezuela. | ||
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Why are you? | |
| Okay, everybody's going to war. | ||
| This is the thing. | ||
| One of the boats, the remains of the boat just showed up. | ||
| They just found it and has marijuana in it. | ||
| Oh, you know what? | ||
| I stand corrected then. | ||
| Sorry, Joe. | ||
| But no, I mean, I'm saying, to prove to your point. | ||
| They almost had marijuana. | ||
| No, I think that's true. | ||
| See if that's that was something that was in the news today. | ||
| They're calling a war crime. | ||
| Nobody declared war, so it was just a crime to do that. | ||
| And if you had evidence, remember the what I'm getting to is it would be nice if they had one that showed that it was even cocaine. | ||
| Because if they have one, and the only one they have is marijuana. | ||
| Grim evidence of Trump's airstrike washes ashore on a Colombian peninsula. | ||
| First came the scorched boat, then the mangled bodies, then the packets with traces of marijuana. | ||
| Now the fishermen fear the ocean that feeds them. | ||
| Yeah, no shit. | ||
| So that's another bullshit. | ||
| Okay, but this is so this was just they were just bringing in marijuana. | ||
| So they were trying to smuggle in marijuana. | ||
| To Colombia? | ||
| No, wherever they were going. | ||
| I don't know where they were going. | ||
| Venezuela is not where we're getting our drugs from. | ||
| Just was this in Colombia or was this in Venezuela? | ||
| They found it in Colombia. | ||
| It washed up in Colombia. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But the boat was in Venezuela? | ||
| Where was the boat headed to? | ||
| The Gulf of Venezuela, which is right next to Colombia. | ||
| So where are these boats supposedly going with this cocaine that we're blowing them up? | ||
| Okay, they said fentanyl. | ||
| Now they're saying cocaine. | ||
| Okay, say fentanyl. | ||
| Where are the boats going where we're blowing them up? | ||
| That's above, that's top secret, Joe. | ||
| But you know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like, if they're supposed to be smuggling these drugs, where are they supposed to be smuggling them to? | ||
| Campaign against boats that the Trump administration claims are smuggling drugs has shifted largely to the Pacific since November. | ||
| The November 6th strike on the how do you say that? | ||
| Guajira. | ||
| Guajira Peninsula. | ||
| Guajirajira took place during an earlier phase when the campaign seemed to be aimed at Venezuelan rather than Colombian vessels. | ||
| So this one was in Colombia at a Colombian vessel. | ||
| So, but it turned out that it was marijuana. | ||
| At least one of the packets that they found was marijuana, right? | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| They want Nicholas. | ||
| So Trump said you have to leave office or else, and then they started doing this. | ||
| That's what's going on. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So do you think that? | ||
| Well, listen, most corrupt organizations are going to take part in whatever money gets flowed around. | ||
| It's not like these drug dealers are operating with complete immunity, right? | ||
| I would imagine if you're in a country like Venezuela, if it is a corrupt country, you're paying people off. | ||
| Hey, people are getting a percentage of the action. | ||
| Why the fuck do I care about anything in Venezuela? | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| They have oil. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| Oil. | ||
| Oh, we, by the way, stole oil tankers. | ||
| Also, and this is where I can't support Maduro, and I'm sorry, Maduro. | ||
| This is where you fucked up. | ||
| He doesn't fucking support Israel, this son of a bitch. | ||
| Did he say that? | ||
| Oh, yes. | ||
| And he said the thing that Charlie said before he died about ethic cleansing. | ||
| Anyway, originally, remember Juan Guaido, who was when Trump did his State of the Union, and Nancy Pelosi tore his speech in half? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Here's what she didn't. | ||
| So that was, oh, what a statement. | ||
| But when it came to Trump going, and now the right food ruler of Venezuela, Juan Guaido, and this guy Juan Guaido, who is, by the way, is not the rightful ruler of Venezuela. | ||
| All Democrats and Republicans all unified on how great Juan Guaido is. | ||
| Okay, so nothing comes of him. | ||
| It's the oil deal. | ||
| Yeah, then about I want to say a year later or so, Aramate's hosted for Jimmy, and we play a clip of Juan Guaido in Venezuela. | ||
| He moves back to Venezuela. | ||
| And Venezuela didn't put him in jail or nothing. | ||
| And you see people in a restaurant throwing shit at him because they hate his fucking guts. | ||
| But he's free to live there and not in prison because they're smart and know not to do nothing with it. | ||
| So now there's a new person. | ||
| He's like, what was he accused of? | ||
| Well, he claimed he was the real president, and he was working with America to overthrow the guy they elected, which was claimed he was the real president. | ||
| So Trump claimed Pelosi agreed. | ||
| It was a rigged election. | ||
| They've been claiming Venezuela has fake elections, but I don't think they do. | ||
| I think you're, first of all, driving them closer to Maduro if you don't like him. | ||
| They don't like America. | ||
| And I don't know if you know, I know people think we gave a lot of help around the world, but no, it turns out that we fucked everybody's country up and they don't like us for a very good reason. | ||
| So when you tell somebody their president's an authoritarian, get your booster. | ||
| Fucking fuck you, authoritarian. | ||
| Those people get mad. | ||
| And when you meet people in Venezuela, which I, for years, they would go, fuck Chavez. | ||
| No, Chavez didn't take over in a coup. | ||
| He's one of those guys I think attempted a coup and then went to jail and then got elected. | ||
| I believe that's the story. | ||
| But he got elected. | ||
| He was going to nationalize. | ||
| You know, the first thing a terrible dictator does is nationalize their oil and not let our, like, if you call Iran's crime, because they had an elected head of democracy. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| The guy said, we're going to keep our fucking oil, not give it to England. | ||
| And so got rid of him, put the Shah. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| You know who installed the Ayatollah? | ||
| That was the Jimmy Cartiers. | ||
| That was the trilaterals. | ||
| So Rockefeller, the West installed the fucking Ayatollah as well. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| That's, by the way, public right. | ||
| You can go look that up. | ||
| So now I'm supposed to be mad at these regimes that my own dipshit country with their dipshit post-World War II cunt allies put these people here. | ||
| I still want somebody explain to me how the fuck the leader of ISIS can walk in the White House and shake Trump's hand. | ||
| And they're still imbeciles. | ||
| And you know them. | ||
| There's still Republican imbeciles who are going to say, ISIS is killing Christians in Nigeria. | ||
| What about that? | ||
| Well, can we ask our friend, the head of ISIS, to ask him to stop? | ||
| You fucking jerk off. | ||
| When I tweet this, fuck, you know, and they're all sock puppets and whatever. | ||
| They go, well, he won a war. | ||
| That's how it works. | ||
| Always have some Israeli flag explain to me. | ||
| That's how winning a war. | ||
| The guy from ISIS? | ||
| Aren't they anti-Semitic? | ||
| I thought, ISIS? | ||
| Well, they never attack Israel. | ||
| Oh, they did once and then apologized. | ||
| Do you know that? | ||
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| During the Syria conflict. | ||
| Oh, and also the IDF would patch up ISIS soldiers in Syria. | ||
| Do you know that? | ||
| I found that out. | ||
| John Jimmy Show. | ||
| It's amazing the shit you find out, and then you realize no one knows a goddamn thing about anything. | ||
| And then you, how easy it is. | ||
| Dude, when you see the head of a guy who John Kiriaku also told me very high chance was there in the Daniel Pearl beheading video, he's a founding member. | ||
| And fucking, if you watch the video of Petraeus sucking his dick on stage, Petraeus goes, now, full disclosure, we were opposite sides during the surge. | ||
| You know, the insurgent ISIS period. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's who that guy is. | ||
| And they're talking like they're old friends. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Nobody knows that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| His name has been changed just like BB fucking Bilbo, not a Juhu. | ||
| Look at him now. | ||
| He changed his name. | ||
| He doesn't dress like this. | ||
| He wears a suit. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Yo, shut up about ISIS if Trump's shaking his... | ||
| Is everybody like... | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Go back to Trump's quote about him. | ||
| Go back. | ||
| Trump said he had a rough past, but added, we've all had a rough past. | ||
| Yeah, ain't that the truth, brother? | ||
| Ain't that the truth? | ||
| Well, just imagine if that guy was really in the Daniel Pearl beheading video. | ||
| I'm pretty sure he was. | ||
| And he had a rough past. | ||
| Hey, oh, that's right. | ||
| We made all these terrorist groups. | ||
| We've all had a rough past. | ||
| Well, some of us were programmed. | ||
| Doesn't Patricia Christ or whatever religion you are a part of doesn't it allow for forgiveness? | ||
| Penelope Christ does, but I've, since we've done this show, I'm with the Patricia Christ. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dan Soder's mom sort of thing. | ||
| Don't they allow for forgiveness? | ||
| We've all had a rough past. | ||
| Well, here's why I forgive ISIS, because I don't approve of their anti-Semitic rhetoric, and you know that. | ||
| Neither does my wife, Shoshana Rothin. | ||
| But credit, where credit is due. | ||
| They have never attacked Israel. | ||
| Al-Qaeda and ISIS, the two most anti-Semitic, mad about Israel terror groups. | ||
| You'd think they would because it's right there before you come here. | ||
| But no, they just attack us, which when you think about it, it makes no fucking sense as a plan, does it? | ||
| Not right now. | ||
| I'll have to think about it later. | ||
| It never did. | ||
| If you had told me, dude, after 9-11, and people did, people were like, why are we going to Iraq? | ||
| That doesn't really make any fucking sense at all. | ||
| You know what I said? | ||
| Shut up. | ||
| That's all I said. | ||
| You know, like, even though that's a great point, why did we go there? | ||
| Yeah, no reason. | ||
| I used to have a bit about it. | ||
| Well, there is a reason. | ||
| You don't know how dumb people are until you have a dumb president. | ||
| Oh, well, I think he was a Manchurian candidate. | ||
| And the reason we went there is a thing called the Greater Israel Project. | ||
| So when you see Wesley Clark talking about the map. | ||
| Remember they said no war for oil? | ||
| We didn't get no oil out of that. | ||
| In fact, most oil companies said don't do it. | ||
| Except Halliburton, the oil company that got favoritism. | ||
| Did you ever see Coleman Hughes' take on that? | ||
| It's very interesting. | ||
| I don't trust that motherfucker no more. | ||
| Coleman Hughes said, but no one saw the report. | ||
| He was just told what the contents of the report are. | ||
| Who? | ||
| Wesley Clark. | ||
| He never said, I saw the report. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| He never said I read a great report. | ||
| Wow, Coleman. | ||
| I like when Coleman criticized you because who gives a fucking shit? | ||
| This is what happened. | ||
| You clearly were hitting everybody on BB's bucket list, number one. | ||
| Number two, I know Coleman got coached before he came on here. | ||
| Guy who I don't have nothing against, but he came on here to refute basic facts that I want to make it clear. | ||
| I'm not debating nobody. | ||
| I want you to convince me that I didn't see what I already saw. | ||
| I don't care about a debate. | ||
| I saw the crimes already because I'm on a new show. | ||
| It's very traumatic. | ||
| And I watch morons who aren't going to look. | ||
| And I could give them the video. | ||
| Not you. | ||
| But people, hey, look at the video. | ||
| I don't want to see it. | ||
| You're talking about Gaza. | ||
| Dude, it could be anything. | ||
| It could be fucking anything. | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| Right, but specifically with Coleman, what are you talking about? | ||
| Oh, Gaza, but also he did this wormy shit with Ivermectin with you. | ||
| He goes, well, if Big Pharma has made a lot of life, Big Pharma made Ivermectin, so they're not bad. | ||
| What the fuck are you talking about, Coleman? | ||
| Why would you say that? | ||
| Are you being paid to? | ||
| I can't fathom an argument that fucking stupid from a guy that smart unless he's getting paid. | ||
| I just can't fathom it. | ||
| Don't attack Big Pharma. | ||
| Who the fuck do you work for, asshole? | ||
| Are you hitting them bounties that the other idiots are hitting? | ||
| It's real fucked up. | ||
| I don't understand why people won't just tell the truth all the time. | ||
| It could end this whole bullshit if everybody stopped being a mercenary for two seconds, but they're not going to. | ||
| Well, there's too many data points when it comes to Ivermectin. | ||
| There's too many things that you could point to to say this is one of the worst drugs ever to demonize. | ||
| It was such a stupid move. | ||
| Dude, they acted like, to this day, there's people, and I love to bring up that for some reason, you, not a doctor, all the other morons that said a thing were all wrong, including the people that should know better, like experts. | ||
| And you were right and not them. | ||
| And all these dumb fuck liberals want to move on from that, don't they? | ||
| Well, arguably, you could say it saved a lot. | ||
| No, it didn't save any fucking lives. | ||
| They still want to say it saved millions of lives. | ||
| There's still, without a doubt, when you were talking about these people that get bounties, without a doubt, there's doctors that get bounties. | ||
| Yeah, $7.50 a head to put poison in your fucking kids. | ||
| We covered on Jimmy Show. | ||
| Mary Tally Bowden, she has a small practice, small practice in Texas. | ||
| She said she would have got $1.5 million if she had vaccinated everybody. | ||
| $1.5 million. | ||
| Well, those loans are very expensive to be a doctor. | ||
| Do you know how crazy that is? | ||
| That's a small practice. | ||
| Smangle as shit. | ||
| A small practice. | ||
| How many small practices are there? | ||
| How much money was being distributed? | ||
| Yeah, so you think SNAP is a con? | ||
| How about doctors to put a fucking bioweapon in your kids at $7.50 a head? | ||
| People don't understand the scope of the problem at all. | ||
| They think they're going to vote a party in that's going to do so. | ||
| Oh, you got attacked. | ||
| We covered this because you said maybe time to stop thinking about left and right, which you are correct. | ||
| And you could tell who's no fucking good because they immediately recoil at the idea that left and right are bullshit, which they are. | ||
| When did I get attacked? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I know you don't pay attention. | ||
| Yeah, good for you, but there's a story you covered on Jimmy's show. | ||
| I just want to point out to fucking. | ||
| It's so nice to not know when you're being attacked. | ||
| Yeah, everybody's such an idiot with this shit. | ||
| They got sucked in immediately. | ||
| To even talk about the fucking Rogansphere. | ||
| Yo, go get your booster and then talk about the Rogan's fear. | ||
| You fuck. | ||
| Unfucking real. | ||
| There's people wearing masks still. | ||
| They still friends of mine that wear. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| If you transition to a woman, that's less of an uncomfortable thing than if you were going to wear a mask forever. | ||
| I'll show you something, but I don't want to shit on him because he's fragile. | ||
| We'll play it and we won't say anything. | ||
| What is going on with people that are still wearing masks? | ||
| Like, there's something deeply psychologically wrong with it because it doesn't work scientifically to prevent diseases. | ||
| It never did. | ||
| But it's also a very weird thing that you're covering your face in this world. | ||
| Well, maybe you don't want to be scanned. | ||
| Yeah, that makes sense. | ||
| But we're communicating with our faces. | ||
| When you talk to someone, you look in their eyes. | ||
| If someone's wearing sunglasses, it's weird, right? | ||
| But if someone's wearing a mask, that's fucking weird too. | ||
| I can't see your mouth. | ||
| I can't see your nose. | ||
| I'm half deaf, so I have to lip read half of what you're fucking saying. | ||
| That's what I learned during the pandemic is that I've definitely damaged my hearing with my headphones over the years. | ||
| Really? | ||
| For sure. | ||
| You crank music in them. | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| I was in New York for 20 years, dude. | ||
| You've got to drown out the outside world to get by, just to go on a subway. | ||
| I jumped on the track. | ||
| This is like very stupid, by the way, but I remember one time I jumped down the tracks to recover an iPod mini, not an iPhone, an iPod. | ||
| To recover one, you jumped down to get it? | ||
| And I had to push myself back. | ||
| It's a lot deeper than you think it is when you jump down there. | ||
| Dude, what if you couldn't make it up? | ||
| I made it up. | ||
| But I was like, oh, I didn't. | ||
| I was like, wow, but I needed that. | ||
| I couldn't listen to Subway noise. | ||
| And there's a Sikh guy that looked at me. | ||
| I was like, I couldn't believe I just risked my life and I got stuck. | ||
| AirPod. | ||
| Because New York makes you fucking crazy. | ||
| New York is a big, dirty prison that makes you crazy. | ||
| You live on top. | ||
| Now, here's something good about it. | ||
| Every class, especially if you do drugs in New York, you're going to hang out with every level of society where you wouldn't in more of a car place. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know, like LA. | ||
| Yeah, I agree with that. | ||
| So it's more integrated. | ||
| Yeah, it's more of a Babylon kind of experience, but everybody lives on top of each other. | ||
| You pay way too much for everything. | ||
| You know, it's, it's, that's why the thought of a 15-minute city, nobody was frightened by that in like New York because they're like, that's what I live in. | ||
| That would be different than my life now. | ||
| Yeah, it's not healthy. | ||
| It's not healthy to be stacked like that on top of each other. | ||
| Well, my immune system, I'll tell you what's not healthy. | ||
| They're not getting sun. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I know friends had to get vitamin B and vitamin D and all that shit because you don't get sun like that. | ||
| And it turns out sun's not actually bad. | ||
| For some reason, they don't want you having sun. | ||
| They've been prescribing, you probably already talked about this, 10 times less vitamin D than you should get. | ||
| They've been recommending. | ||
| They've been recommending 10 times less than what you should have in vitamin D, which, by the way, would fight off a lot of these things that you're supposed to get shots for. | ||
| Oh, a shit ton. | ||
| And the best way to get vitamin D is from the sun. | ||
| That's the thing I miss about LA is I was right by Runyon and I would go hike that every day. | ||
| And you feel better. | ||
| And I had to have the sun like, I had to feel that on me. | ||
| And it really like, you know, no, there's something bad that you need that. | ||
| That's why it's crazy that someone's going to try to block it out. | ||
| A crazy person would do that. | ||
| It's not even just a vitamin, it's a hormone. | ||
| Vitamin D, it does so much for muscle development, brain function. | ||
| I bet all the food grows from it. | ||
| How did I forget for 20 years that CO2 does indeed make trees, plants grow? | ||
| Yeah, there's more greenery right now than there was 100 years ago. | ||
| Well, but I'm not sure why I was like, that's ridiculous. | ||
| Is it because an authority was like, no, you can't go by that? | ||
| Well, do you remember when Bill Gates was saying that it's ridiculous, the idea of growing more trees to get rid of some of the carbon? | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| Dr. Bill Gates, for some reason, it's fine for him to throw out his expertise, ain't it? | ||
| He literally said, aren't we science people or not? | ||
| He literally said that. | ||
| What the fuck are you doing? | ||
| I'm seeing you find that. | ||
| Yeah, because it's such a crazy speech because everybody knows that plants literally exist on that. | ||
| But it maybe existed to say that. | ||
| And I remember someone saying it, like Sarah Pay, somebody that was like, you know, you're supposed to hate the fake left and right. | ||
| So maybe Sarah Palin said it, and then Bill Maher said that's stupid, you know? | ||
| Some dynamic like that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But no, it's not stupid. | ||
| That's what they fuck. | ||
| That's why we have more greenery now. | ||
| It's literally plant food. | ||
| Not only that, it gives you more oxygen. | ||
| More plants, more oxygen. | ||
| Oh, what are we talking about? | ||
| That's right. | ||
| I own all the seeds. | ||
| And, oh, right, I bought the farms, and now I control the food growth. | ||
| He was also the one telling us that we were going to have to stop eating meat, and they were all banking on that fucking plant meat that nobody wants to buy because it's terrible for you. | ||
| Well, you know, though, this is my favorite thing about McDonald's all-beef pat because it's an old joke of like, why are you specifying? | ||
| Let's play this real quick. | ||
| Go from the beginning. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Okay, I don't know. | ||
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| We've got trees on this stage. | ||
| Fuck trees. | ||
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Some people would even say that if you just planted enough trees, it could take care of the climate issue altogether. | |
| And that's complete nonsense. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I mean, are we the science people or are we the idiots? | ||
| Which one do we want to be? | ||
| I'm going to call it a bunch of people. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
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| At the very moment. | ||
| Okay, that's a little bit out of context because what he's saying there is that planting trees is not going to fix climate change. | ||
| That's a little different. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I'm just saying there. | ||
| But he was also talking about chopping down trees. | ||
| It was part of one of the things that he was saying that was very controversial. | ||
| He's talking about removing trees. | ||
| Yeah, well, the climate summit, you know, they're paving a whole part of the rainforest to make this special highway for the visitors to the climate summit. | ||
| This is one of the funniest. | ||
| And meanwhile, oh, maybe they need a highway, though, in that part of it. | ||
| No, it's only for the climate summit. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Nobody else can use it ever again. | ||
| So, yeah, first of all, are we the science people? | ||
| No, this is a country full of fucking morons. | ||
| You're not supposed to believe science. | ||
| I don't know why people think that. | ||
| You're supposed to. | ||
| Science is the opposite of belief. | ||
| That's like supposed to be the things you can test. | ||
| So you're not supposed to hide the test results from people or not do the tests, such as with the goddamn vaccine that they didn't. | ||
| They tested it on you. | ||
| Well, not you. | ||
| But they tested it on you, the jerk off people. | ||
| Remember? | ||
| Operation Warp Speed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That Trump attacked Massey for not going along with. | ||
| And now the last guy that's on us is attacking him. | ||
| And I got friends who are like, yeah, Massey annoyed me. | ||
| Why? | ||
| No specifics. | ||
| Just high school feelings. | ||
| Oh, where do you trust Candace? | ||
| Yo, if you think that the story of TPUSA hinges on Candace Owens, it does not. | ||
| We're going to make that clear to everybody. | ||
| Oh, if you don't like Candace, who gives a fucking shit about it? | ||
| It has nothing to do with whether that story has some problems with it. | ||
| Which story? | ||
| The Charlie Kirk assassination story? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Which it obviously does. | ||
| It obviously does. | ||
| A lot of people have been like, who even cares about Epsom anymore? | ||
| A lot of people have said. | ||
| Who's saying that? | ||
| Who's saying that? | ||
| I can think of three people off the top of my head. | ||
| Online or in real life? | ||
| In person. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Which like, well, and I was like, well, you know, the people that were part of that are still in power, so that's why. | ||
| To me, that's like saying the new season of Stranger Things is out, and I don't want to watch it. | ||
| I don't want to watch it. | ||
| Stranger Things, those actors, they aged weird. | ||
| Well, they separated the seasons by years. | ||
| There was like big gaps in the seasons. | ||
| That show is really difficult to make, apparently. | ||
| I mean, those kids grew into some bizarre-looking people. | ||
| My point is, like, everybody wants to know what the fuck is happening. | ||
| You've been talking nonstop about this for three years to say who cares about it anymore is crazy. | ||
| That's crazy talk. | ||
| It's like, well, I think it's hand-me-down Sinclair media talk because it's always the same phrase, and I feel like it's a hypnotic phrase. | ||
| It's easy to put in somebody's head. | ||
| Do you see that thing that they did where they showed one of the photographs? | ||
| It's Trump with all these women, and he took a photo with them. | ||
| But in the photograph, they blacked out the faces of the women to make it look like perhaps they were underage. | ||
| Oh, like that they were victims. | ||
| Well, instead of just being Trump with some women. | ||
| Let's be clear. | ||
| The idea that Democrats want to get to the bottom of this is, remember, if you brought up that scene at all, you were a conspiracy theorist for the entire time before Trump got in again. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| In fact, they said, why would you bring it up? | ||
| The reason any Democrat would possibly bring it up now is because they know Trump cannot reveal it. | ||
| So they're just going to use it to make hay for whatever. | ||
| You know, I'm sure once when AOC gets in, she'll get to the bottom of it. | ||
| I'm sure when fucking, what a joke, dude. | ||
| What a fucking. | ||
| Once we know that the Trump administration isn't getting to the bottom of it, no one is. | ||
| Oh, you don't trust Cash no more? | ||
| He looks so reliable on here. | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| He talks like a goddamn Zoomer. | ||
| Just so you know, nobody thinks it's weird. | ||
| That guy lives with a dude, you know, his supposed honeypot girlfriend. | ||
| They're suing. | ||
| She's suing everybody. | ||
| They said she's an IDF, honeypot, or whatever the fuck. | ||
| His girlfriend? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who's she suing? | ||
| By the way, that should clear up those Jew rumors. | ||
| Am I right? | ||
| Oh, you really put that one to bed, lady. | ||
| So he lives with a man named Moldoon, a rich donor in Vegas. | ||
| He got some FBI rule changed so he could live with a guy. | ||
| That's why he has to fly out on a private jet because he don't live with his hot girlfriend at all. | ||
| And if you watch him on Steve Miller's wife's podcast, you could tell they look like her gay best friend. | ||
| That's what it comes off. | ||
| The energy to me comes off that way. | ||
| It don't come off like a different energy than when he was on here. | ||
| If that's your not a spy girlfriend, okay, you're telling me you're going to go live with an old guy in Vegas. | ||
| You're going to live with an older man. | ||
| That's what you're going to do as the head of the FBI. | ||
| Maybe the guy's cool. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He's got great stories. | ||
| I remember someone telling me. | ||
| Maybe he's like Whistler from Blade, like that old guy you hang out with. | ||
| Like Blade and Whistler, they weren't gay to each other. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| They were now that you brought up Whistler. | ||
| I realized that was not a natural relationship. | ||
| I always wondered why those guys are living together. | ||
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No. | |
| Whistler's making all these fucking messages. | ||
| Fight the vampires. | ||
| I've been training you since you were a boy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Literally. | ||
| In a warehouse. | ||
| Since I took you from Sentinel Island, I raised you. | ||
| Touch in and kill vampires with wooden knives. | ||
| Chris Gustav is another guy named as an MK handler. | ||
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Really? | |
| I don't know if he is. | ||
| I'm just saying people. | ||
| You can find out all this shit very easy. | ||
| It's literally like, is somebody going to look or not? | ||
| I literally never thought about that plot twist. | ||
| Well, now it's all I can see because of the amount, the sheer amount of unresolved, insane things that for some reason you're not supposed to put them together into a bigger picture. | ||
| You're supposed to be academic. | ||
| Okay, so Epstein Diddy, fucking the Playboy Mansion, the Mark Dutreau case in Belgium, where they all were out in the street over that, which I didn't hear about at the time, obviously. | ||
| That island in Wisconsin where they're taking boys, the Franklin scandal. | ||
| You could trace a whole thing where there's clearly a network. | ||
| And by the way, the smallest part of the network is the child trafficking, even though that's obscene. | ||
| Epstein, Nick Bryant, you got to get him one because he's the first guy to get Epstein's black book. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And we had him on Jimmy's show. | ||
| Yo, probably all the Five Eyes countries' Intel money goes through. | ||
| Epstein was in charge of that. | ||
| The finance thing is so much bigger. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You got to think like a piece of shit, dinoid. | ||
| So these are all resources, right? | ||
| Gold, drugs, kids, human slaves. | ||
| And so that's, they will never do disclosure. | ||
| Let me put it this way. | ||
| Aliens, these are not separate topics. | ||
| They're all part of one thing. | ||
| And they're never ever going to disclose shit. | ||
| Because if they ever do, the Rizzler, those fat fucks from that family that goes to, what are they, Walmart and sausage rolls? | ||
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What? | |
| The Costco family? | ||
| If the Costco, listen, if that Costco family finds out what these motherfuckers have been up to for the last, since World War II ended, they will drop their sausage rolls and rip them apart limb from limb, like a zombie movie. | ||
| Because it's that bad. | ||
| So that's why, oh, I think this year they're going to have a hearing in a skiff and we're going to find out what the wow, that really paid off, huh? | ||
| Let's go talk to some fucking, you know, French Illuminati motherfucker. | ||
| Oh, the ultra-dimensionals? | ||
| They just stringing along with bullshit like a J.J. Abrams movie or show, Lost. | ||
| They do Lost. | ||
| Mystery Box. | ||
| So what do you think the whole UFO thing is then? | ||
| Because it's for sure something that's available. | ||
| I think the name. | ||
| Clearly, because the names change so often from UFO to UAP. | ||
| Well, not so often. | ||
| It's only a couple of times I've done it. | ||
| Every time. | ||
| So UFOs don't exist, right? | ||
| Even though it just means something unidentified, but it doesn't exist. | ||
| It's swamp gas. | ||
| Then they go, no, they do exist, but we don't know what they are. | ||
| And then they change the brand change, like Diddy. | ||
| Those people get smushed at his fucking show. | ||
| Now his name is Puffy. | ||
| You understand? | ||
| Got it. | ||
| Like a shitty airline with a, like a Frontier or something. | ||
| Yeah, Frontier, some bigger airline buys a shitty airline. | ||
| So they're substandard planes, they can still use them. | ||
| Then when something bad happens, they just cut that off and they got the maximum value. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| It's just one scam that these fuckers do over and over again. | ||
| And yeah, it is for money, but at the top levels, dude, money is secrets of the real currency at the top, tippy top levels. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But so what do you think it is? | ||
| What do you think is going on? | ||
| I think a fucking cult of basically there's like two races of humans on the earth and it's not based on skin color or any shit. | ||
| It's based on psychopathy. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And there's people that can pull the trigger and people that can't. | ||
| And there's people got to be trained and conditioned to do it and people that don't have to be. | ||
| And all that royalty. | ||
| Don't know why we still have that in the world at all. | ||
| I don't know why anybody thinks that's, you know, the commies are bad. | ||
| Why are there kings at all? | ||
| Anyone? | ||
| Anyone? | ||
| Why do you like that shit? | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| It's inbred. | ||
| People that are so fucking inbred, that's probably why they look like fucking reptiles. | ||
| That's why their heads aren't shaped fucking right. | ||
| And they think they're the great, they think that they come from a different lineage than you. | ||
| And so there's all kinds of stupid cults all over the place that have these like, you know, everybody can pin it on the Jews like and like, oh, they think they're chosen. | ||
| But that's all the cults, man. | ||
| That's all of them think they're the chosen ones. | ||
| The Mormons think it. | ||
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Yep. | |
| The Jehovah's thought it. | ||
| Catholics. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, why would you be in it if you're not the one who's right? | ||
| So I don't even hold that against nobody. | ||
| But where you know you're dealing with fucking lizard people, metaphorically, but maybe real, is the obsession with their bloodline and they've got a divine right to do this or that. | ||
| When you hear people talking about their divine right to fucking kill you or do whatever, there's your problem. | ||
| It's not, you know, you hear about bloodlines. | ||
| It sounds so, it's just royalty. | ||
| And you don't get to know, by the way, who like the real powers are. | ||
| We're like a Raj state like India. | ||
| The world, I mean. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| So if that's the case, and we both agree that's the case. | ||
| So what is the UAP thing? | ||
| Probably a bunch of different stuff. | ||
| there's probably drones, there's probably just orbs that... | ||
| Plasma physics, by the way, I tell everybody, read Joseph P. Farrell, because that's... | ||
| Guy's got some of the best work on that. | ||
| Plasma, the fourth state of matter that in school they didn't teach us about for some reason. | ||
| There's gas, liquid, solid, right? | ||
| The three states. | ||
| No, there's four. | ||
| And the fourth one is plasma, which I would describe imperfectly as like if you heat up gas till it's like the steam of steam or something. | ||
| Plasma, the fourth state of matter. | ||
| That's what everything has to do with. | ||
| Is that like 90-something percent of the universe? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And by the way, there's cold plasma and hot plasma. | ||
| You could make an AI. | ||
| Look up, what percentage of the universe consists of plasma? | ||
| So why would I not learn that in school when I learned the other things? | ||
| Because they didn't want you looking into it. | ||
| They classified an area of physics for 80 years, for sure. | ||
| And that's what the Nazis were doing with their stupid bell was plasma shit. | ||
| And plasma, plasma, that's the thing, plasma. | ||
| Lex Friedman's dad's a plasma physicist. | ||
| I was trying to ask him about it when I got interrupted by the keynote genre. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Plasma makes up about 99% or more of the visible ordinary matter in the universe. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| So nearly all the stuff that is not dark matter or dark energy is in a plasma state. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So you could make a really cool AI with plasma if you knew how to manipulate it right. | ||
| That is a crazy statement. | ||
| I'll bet some fucking freak in an underground base knows how to upload their consciousness into some fucking shitty plasma thing. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| Yeah, that's what Lucifer, I think, is, a plasma ball of inverted souls, which they're going to tell you is Jesus and it's not, by the way. | ||
| Anybody telling you that a man-made AI Jesus is a Jesus? | ||
| I mean, that's a Luciferian. | ||
| That's how you spot them. | ||
| So you know. | ||
| Then I'm a Luciferian because I've been telling people that. | ||
| Well, you hang out with tech people and you'd probably be me. | ||
| Oh, it's just a silly idea that I had. | ||
| The silly idea is that AI is going to make better versions of AI. | ||
| And if it just keeps doing that, ultimately it's going to be like a god. | ||
| That means it's already happened, and it probably is there, and that's where you know this. | ||
| I don't think it's happened, because I don't think they have the power source for it yet. | ||
| But I think once they figure that out, they will. | ||
| I don't think they can make an AI come to life, but here's one thing. | ||
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Why not? | |
| Well, I don't think they have yet. | ||
| They're faking it with Indians in a room half the time. | ||
| Okay, I don't know if you know the level of scam here. | ||
| It's glorified bots. | ||
| But what you could do, here's something you could do. | ||
| You could take octopus, fuck, you know how an octopus's brain is spread out? | ||
| There's a lot of, you know, like that butterfly that they grow brain tissue on a chip and it thinks it's a butterfly. | ||
| You've seen that? | ||
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Yes. | |
| So that right there, that's how they do it. | ||
| But it can't create life from nothing. | ||
| That's the thing that they can't do. | ||
| Not life from nothing, but the idea is it creates a digital artificial life. | ||
| And that this digital artificial life, it just keeps improving upon it. | ||
| It doesn't even have to have a physical form. | ||
| It just has to be capable of doing things. | ||
| It has to be capable of automation. | ||
| I mean, if it's one gigantic computer and it uses automation and uses machines to create better versions, uses them to design better construction methods, better metallurgy. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I've heard this. | ||
| You've heard them talk about it. | ||
| I don't say it's going to be good. | ||
| I don't know if it's going to be good either. | ||
| But what I'm saying is it makes sense that if that keeps going, it's almost like a God. | ||
| If it just keeps getting more and more. | ||
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Of course it is. | |
| They say that literally, it's going to be like a God, but I'm just saying that wouldn't be Jesus. | ||
| That would be crazy. | ||
| Well, whatever Jesus was. | ||
| I'm sure Jesus is a guy. | ||
| Are you Jim Carrey guy where he's like the Christ secretion? | ||
| What's that? | ||
| You ever seen Jim Carrey blather about the Christ secretion on Lord McDonald? | ||
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What? | |
| I don't even forgot about this somehow. | ||
| What was he saying? | ||
| He's explaining how what Christ really is, a secretion from your. | ||
| Dude, it's Rosicrucian horseshit. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| They're all about alchemy. | ||
| These people are in alchemy. | ||
| There's a tremendous amount of support for the idea that it was a real person. | ||
| So the question is, how much of what he said and what he did, which was all relayed after his death, how much of that was accurate? | ||
| And what was it? | ||
| Here's the main point of Jesus. | ||
| And I don't, I wouldn't say, because I have a strong feeling that the Bible has a lot of Epstein redactions, you know? | ||
| I feel like we only have parts of the, it's, you should think of the Bible as a library, not as a book. | ||
| That's what Bible means. | ||
| It means a library. | ||
| So it's a bunch of books. | ||
| The whole point of the books. | ||
| Not only that. | ||
| Some of those books were banned. | ||
| Just like the library. | ||
| They weren't banned. | ||
| The Book of Enoch was. | ||
| It wasn't banned. | ||
| It just wasn't put in the canon. | ||
| It wasn't put in the canons. | ||
| It was initially was. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But why did they make the canon they made? | ||
| The whole point of that library. | ||
| What? | ||
| rabbis the reason that that's how the book of enoch got removed it didn't align with the torah that why would the catholic you're telling me the christian way back in the day like before all that this is in the dead sea scrolls It exists. | ||
| And then when it gets to the Old Testament, it doesn't exist anymore. | ||
| And the references in the Old Testament, there's like a reference to Enoch and Jude, there is Ezekiel. | ||
| Yeah, so, but it was a part of their canon. | ||
| In the Ethiopian Bible, it still exists. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Theirs is a little bit wilder. | ||
| They had the old one. | ||
| Look, the bottom line is the whole purpose of the library, we'll call it, so you understand it's a bunch of books, is to just show the lineage of Jesus to justify Jesus being the Messiah. | ||
| That's the whole point of what the book is. | ||
| So all the stories in there, if they're weird or whatever, the only reason they're in there is to show you a line. | ||
| I'm not saying that's true or not. | ||
| I'm just saying that's what the point of it is. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's maybe the New Testament you're talking about then? | ||
| No, the whole thing is Jesus as opposed to the New Testament. | ||
| It's a lot like the Dune series. | ||
| It's about the Queen Satz Hatarat. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And so now you'll hear a lot of people tell you like Caesar's Messiah kind of shit. | ||
| In fact, you've never talked to the Cohen brothers, have you? | ||
| No, I love those guys, though. | ||
| So Hail Caesar, I like that movie a lot. | ||
| I didn't like it when I first saw a nice one. | ||
| Which one is Hail Caesar? | ||
| The one with Clooney is the Roman. | ||
| It's about the guy who plays Thanos, plays a studio fixer named Mike Mannix. | ||
| Oh, that's like one of the rare ones that I never saw. | ||
| Okay, so critics. | ||
| How did you hear what? | ||
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2016. | |
| Critics didn't like it because they were like, first of all, this Mannix guy was a piece of shit in real life. | ||
| At the end, he goes to work for Lockheed in the movie, by the way. | ||
| Or he decides not to to still work for the movies. | ||
| And it makes it kind of Of idealized and people were like offended. | ||
| But I think if I could ask him, I think that the movie's not about that. | ||
| What it's actually about is Caesar's Messiah, which is the idea that Caesar invented the whole idea of Jesus. | ||
| And I think they're telling that story through this 50s story just from watching it because there's a whole part where Joseph, the notary, played by Jonah Hill, and Scarjo's pregnant by some director, and he says he's the dad on a stamp. | ||
| I think they're trying to tell that story. | ||
| Now, I don't believe the Caesar's Messiah thing because it's too much of a one thing people will tell you is it definitely spread very quickly, okay? | ||
| And people that think he's real or not, Christianity spread pretty quick. | ||
| I think it's populism. | ||
| I think that's what spread because Christianity is populism. | ||
| And what do rich oligarchs fucking hate the most? | ||
| They hate populism. | ||
| That's why they like a Lindsey Graham Republican and not what Trump pretended to be Republican because they hate populism is an insult word that they invented. | ||
| And what is populism? | ||
| That's when all the blacks and whites, everybody stops fighting about horseshit. | ||
| But that's the case with that. | ||
| Why did Rome adopt Christianity? | ||
| Because they had no choice. | ||
| The Mithra cult, first of all, so the Mithraism, which like Persia had already probably infiltrated by that time. | ||
| Think of it as the Freemasonry or the Bohemian Grove of its time. | ||
| That's Mithraism. | ||
| So now I got to fucking absorb this populist cause and I have to absorb its energy and disperse it through my kingdom. | ||
| And they did. | ||
| Like they always do. | ||
| Any real movement, it will be appropriated by the powers and they will twist it. | ||
| Because in Christianity, you really can't be a fucking soldier for America. | ||
| Like, that's not, that does not align with Christianity at all. | ||
| Conquest and fucking... | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| You're not allowed to kill Christians for your country. | ||
| If you're a Christian, I'm not saying I'm a Christian because I'm not. | ||
| Sometimes I act like a Christian, but most of the time I do not. | ||
| So I would never say that, you know? | ||
| But think of the fucking crazy people running. | ||
| That's why TPUSA is so fucked when I watch it. | ||
| It's like, yo, ain't nobody a Christian in that shit. | ||
| Not one motherfucker there is a fucking Christian. | ||
| It's a collection of intel and socio-political shit and a money scam. | ||
| Like all politics. | ||
| Like all, like all of them. | ||
| But that's the Republican one. | ||
| And it's real creepy if you watch it. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| Oh, well, you know what? | ||
| What do you watch? | ||
| What do you watch that's creepy about it? | ||
| You didn't watch Amfest? | ||
| Well, I know when my father doesn't swear off of all of it. | ||
| Do you think this is creepy? | ||
| Your husband dies? | ||
| You come out in a sparkly outfit with fireworks shooting off like you're fucking Tony Hinchcliffe in a stadium show? | ||
| The memes are amazing. | ||
| Yeah, it's not good. | ||
| It's like most people mourning and then her. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now's a good time to bring the spectacle back to rock, I guess. | ||
| Oh, they set up the tent where he got killed to take selfies in. | ||
| Does that seem odd to anybody? | ||
| The tent where Charlie Kirk got killed, it was at Amfest. | ||
| You could take a selfie in it. | ||
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What? | |
| Yeah. | ||
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What? | |
| Yeah, but Candace is a grifter. | ||
| Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. | ||
| Fucking retail. | ||
| Oh, and this bitch sucks too, by the way. | ||
| But it is a replica of the booth Charlie Coop. | ||
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What? | |
| I've heard it was the real one, but either way, there's no good explanation for doing that. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| They got a prove-me-wrong booth. | ||
| It was set up where Charlie Kirk was assassinated in as a fan photo booth. | ||
| That is nuts. | ||
| But it's also. | ||
| It's called a potheo song. | ||
| So hold on. | ||
| But it also is a replica of the booth that he used to do his show in. | ||
| That's the one that you were a fan. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But it's also, he did hundreds of shows in that booth other than the one he got killed. | ||
| And it could be people that want to take a picture of it because they were a fan of his show. | ||
| Yo, if you look. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| I hate magical occult shit, even though for some reason in the course of studying, trying to find out for a joke about what the tall white aliens were. | ||
| That's how I started out because it sounded so funny to me that there's like these taller, whiter things in charge. | ||
| Yeah, Nordics. | ||
| Not Nordics. | ||
| Nordics and tall whites. | ||
| The tall whites are out by the bottom. | ||
| But there's this insane overlap, dude. | ||
| There's a crazy overlap between that and wizard bullshit. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| They probably are wizards. | ||
| That's probably where it came from. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So you got to get, well, I'm not saying you specifically, but everybody's got to get over the idea. | ||
| It's like the label. | ||
| Words are just like conceptual prisons. | ||
| There's concepts flying around. | ||
| You imprison them in a word. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And that's why you're not supposed to say the name of God in a lot of ways because that would impose limits on the infinite. | ||
| So that's like blasphemous. | ||
| Right. | ||
| When people see these things, and there's a lot of stories of this, a friend of mine, Nathaniel Gillis, who my fans call Smart Shane, he's Adam on Turp with Kirk. | ||
| It's like, ask Smart Shane about that. | ||
| But how do you put it to me recently? | ||
| He goes, he goes, a lot of these plasma, they're like compressed entities. | ||
| So the sigil is a big important part of it. | ||
| A crop circle is a sigil or a brand is a sigil. | ||
| But think of it as like information being stored on something. | ||
| And they're like these plasma compressed. | ||
| And so because they're like in a dimension above you, basically, you got to be groomed with movies and fantasy so that you, when I fucking look through your head and project myself through it, you can project a form onto me. | ||
| Do you know what I mean? | ||
| It sounds kind of weird, but like think of the Adam and Eve, their ability to name the animals. | ||
| That was their job. | ||
| It sounds kind of hokey, but I think it has to do with something like, you know, quantum theory, where the thing's not there till you look at it, or when you do DMT and they go, look at this, because they don't exist until you look at them and they know it. | ||
| So they need to exist and your attention, your focus. | ||
| So consciousness. | ||
| Yeah, these are just stupid plasma blobs, probably a lot of these things, but they could, if I'm in a dimension above you and I can look in your fucking brain, I can see, okay, this guy has patterns for a religious thing or an alien thing, and I can appear to you as that, right? | ||
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Ooh. | |
| So there's something with that. | ||
| I'm not saying that's the whole thing, but there's definitely a part of it that's that. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| Hold that thought. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hold that thought because I have to piss. | ||
| I do too. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| Perfect. | ||
| Hold that thought. | ||
| Okay, where were we at exactly? | ||
| Plasma compressed entities. | ||
| They appear either as religion or as alien, depending on if you're secular or religious. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We'll be right back. | ||
| All right, we're back. | ||
| So, Jamie, explain this to everybody. | ||
| These guys are on a podcast called From First Principles. | ||
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I think they're some physics nerds. | |
| Okay. | ||
| And they're explaining the relevancy of the professor who was killed. | ||
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I think this was recorded before he died. | |
| It's very interesting, I'll tell you that. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| Things that happen in the 21st century. | ||
| Quite an amazing story. | ||
| Nuno Lerario, MIT professor. | ||
| This is the paper that makes him famous. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Okay. | ||
| This is the one that has the most citations. | ||
| He was at PPL at the time, Prison Plasma Physics Lab. | ||
| This is the one that puts him on the map of plasma physics because he solves this 50-year-old problem. | ||
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Not bad. | |
| Not bad now. | ||
| Then he became a professor at MIT, became full professor. | ||
| And in 2004, he was the director of the Plasma Science and Fusion Center at MIT. | ||
| And that MIT PSFC spun out and created Commonwealth Fusion Systems, which is designing something called Spark. | ||
| It is a small fusion reactor. | ||
| I mean, this, it looks kind of big. | ||
| Mate, compared to fusion reactors, that is small. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| That is quite small. | ||
| The goal is to be the first device to achieve a Q factor greater than one. | ||
| A Q factor is basically net energy gain, which is how much energy you put in, how much you get out, the ratio of that. | ||
| If you have greater than one, then whatever is that greater than one, you can use to power a turbine, which creates electricity. | ||
| Effectively, what they're trying to do is have these magnets go at 12 Tesla. | ||
| 12 Tesla is insanely strong. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Several orders of magnitude above the magnetic field of the earth. | ||
| And what they're doing is using these magnets to confine the plasma into a donut, spin it around really fast, and then have that plasma in that spinning do the fusion. | ||
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Yes. | |
| So the hydrogen is going to combine to make helium, release a bunch of energy. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And then that energy is going to be used to create electricity. | ||
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That's what they're going to try to capture. | |
| And the point is, you need that 12 Tesla because you need to be able to confine the plasma. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And that's the reason for that scale. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And at that scale, all of a sudden, Luero's legacy matters, right? | ||
| All of the theories that he's positive at these high Lundquist numbers. | ||
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Yes. | |
| That's what matters. | ||
| So any code that you have to contain the plasma needs to rely on his theory. | ||
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We hope that those around him at the lab, you know, once grieving has passed, you know, continue to aggressively pursue his vision. | |
| Yeah. | ||
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And the work that he's already done because it's a huge foundation. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I mean, it's amazing, you know, and it could change the world. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fun fact. | ||
| It was after Afghanistan by the way, fun fact, and that's why Joseph P. Farrell, I can't recommend him enough, Joseph, Dr. Joseph P. Farrell. | ||
| The Nazi bell they supposedly found, that's what that bell supposedly did. | ||
| It spun plasma in a field like that. | ||
| So the idea has been around forever. | ||
| If this guy, I think it's been correct. | ||
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Why did you hear that? | |
| That the Nazi Bell was a plasma field. | ||
| Well, okay, so the guy that wrote the book about the Nazi Bell, the book came out in the 70s. | ||
| And also I had the, oh, dude, I fucking feel bad. | ||
| I'm forgetting the guy's name. | ||
| He's from the FBI. | ||
| He studied the Sonoma Aero Club and the NIMSA, which was another air. | ||
| This before the Wright brothers and shit. | ||
| Walter Bosley, ex-FBI guy who did a lot of great work studying this shit about these arrow clubs. | ||
| Remember the airship mysteries of the 1800s? | ||
| Okay, so there's one where the thing lands and the guy says, Yeah, man back east is financing this, and it's J.P. Morgan is who the guy was talking about. | ||
| And so later, the Wright brothers, the Wright brothers weren't the first people to fly. | ||
| I highly doubt they were. | ||
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Really? | |
| You got to look up NIMSA. | ||
| Walter Bosley, great work. | ||
| Joseph P. Farrell, great fucking work. | ||
| And Bosley was on my show. | ||
| I haven't gotten Farrell on, but I want to. | ||
| And then Dark Journalist Dude is how I discovered. | ||
| Well, I learned Joseph P. Farrell before that, but Dark Journalist January, that guy does killer work. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I look at a lot of good shit, dude. | ||
| But plasma physics, the bottom line, plasma has been a thing. | ||
| Nazi Bell. | ||
| Yeah, there was supposedly a rotating plasma. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So who wrote about that? | ||
| The initial book about the bell, I can't remember, but Joe Farrell wrote a bunch of books about it. | ||
| And what is it? | ||
| A demon in the I-Corps or E-Corp, it's called. | ||
| That's the book you should get about it. | ||
| What was the science? | ||
| Like, how did they, what were they trying to do, and what were they using? | ||
| Because if you can rotate a plasma like that, how did the Nazis get plasma into this bell? | ||
| Like, what are they doing? | ||
| It sounded very much like what they were talking about. | ||
| Right, but we're talking about 1944. | ||
| Yeah, it's like an electric, you need an electrical field, like a, I forget, 12 Tesla or whatever he said. | ||
| I don't really know what any of those measurements mean, but you just need the field to contain it. | ||
| And then you rotate it, you get something called torsion physics, which so the bell is like to contain the plasma. | ||
| What is the conventional description for that Nazi bell thing? | ||
| What do they think it is? | ||
| I don't, what do you mean? | ||
| They said it didn't work or something. | ||
| I think. | ||
| Oh, you had Jay from Project Unity on talking about it. | ||
| Did he talk about the Nazi bell? | ||
| He talked about some good shit, dude, because he saw orbs. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| My girl had an orb over her once. | ||
| She tells me, casually tells me this story. | ||
| I know I accuse her of cheating. | ||
| I go, what do you love that orb? | ||
| Did you fuck that orb? | ||
| I just get jealous. | ||
| What is the conventional explanation for the Nazi bell? | ||
| I don't know if it's real. | ||
| Is it real? | ||
| And supposedly the Kexberg Acorn, which is the UFO that landed in Pennsylvania. | ||
| Which one's that? | ||
| If you look up Kecksburg, Pennsylvania, Acorn, there's this thing that appeared in the 70s that supposedly is the Nazi bell that had traveled through time. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Now, that's that's kind of far out, but that's what? | ||
| Yeah, you never heard of this? | ||
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No. | |
| What is that? | ||
| I will say this. | ||
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I also saw this on the internet. | |
| That looks like clay pottery. | ||
| There's the right. | ||
| looks fake as shit. | ||
| They say it's a picture of the bell at right back. | ||
| Yeah, that was the – oh, that's Kecksburg Airport. | ||
| What? | ||
| Oh, I want that to be real so bad. | ||
| It looks fake. | ||
| It looks so fake. | ||
| It looks like a kid made it. | ||
| Dude, imagine Star Trek, okay? | ||
| Imagine they're on their five-year mission, but nobody on Earth knows Star Trek is a thing. | ||
| That's what's probably happening. | ||
| Zoom in on that? | ||
| Zoom in on that again? | ||
| The bell? | ||
| Look how crazy it is. | ||
| It has the same writing on it. | ||
| God, I want that to be real. | ||
| But I also just noticed this, the corner of the picture. | ||
| I think it says Kexberg on it. | ||
| Oh, Keck the Frog. | ||
| Wait, that's supposed to be a photo? | ||
| They're fucking with you? | ||
| Yeah, so this says it's a photo. | ||
| The photo has a caption here. | ||
| It says, right, Pat Airfield. | ||
| It's handwritten. | ||
| Yeah, look at the photo again. | ||
| I mean, it's a photo. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The photo looks fake. | ||
| It does, doesn't it? | ||
| It looks really fake. | ||
| I mean, it looks extremely fake. | ||
| It looks very fake. | ||
| But, God, I want it to be real so bad. | ||
| I'm like trying to find a way that it's real. | ||
| Well, they just executed a guy who fucking was making breakthroughs in plasma that supposedly already happened in Germany. | ||
| No, no, yeah, he's the same guy that went to Brown University. | ||
| Supposedly he executed someone there, too. | ||
| It is? | ||
| I thought it wasn't. | ||
| I think they thought it was the same guy. | ||
| And then he killed himself. | ||
| Yeah, well. | ||
| Find that. | ||
| Search that. | ||
| Because I think that is the case. | ||
| I think that is what at least that's what they're saying. | ||
| You know what the purpose of MK was, right? | ||
| It was to make spies, sex people that could change, like I'm gay or I'm straight, depending on what you need to get the info. | ||
| I can kill you. | ||
| I could fucking do it and not remember it. | ||
| That was the whole point of the Manchurian candidate program. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Which we started doing because supposedly the Asians were doing it, the commies. | ||
| Dun, dun, dun. | ||
| But no, it's an old art that comes from a long time ago going back to Egypt. | ||
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Really? | |
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| The Egyptians did it? | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| Windows on the World, another great Mark Windows I had on Derby Curb. | ||
| And that guy is great because he really, he has a video called Egyptian Crowd Control. | ||
| And he explains a society based on OCD. | ||
| Brown shooting suspect, grueling academic climate may have taken mental toll, says ex-classmates. | ||
| Yeah, Flaudio Valente and one of the victims, F.G. Lorio, both studied at notoriously challenging Tecnico de Lisbon. | ||
| That's the guy we just watched the video about. | ||
| So the guy that we just watched the video about is him and that guy both were at the same university. | ||
| So he killed that guy. | ||
| They are saying he killed that guy, right? | ||
| So he killed both that guy and the person at the end. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How many weird shootings are we up to now where there's all these weird details and we should shut up about it? | ||
| That is a weird one. | ||
| The guy that shot Trump's ear, remember that one? | ||
| I guess we should forget about it. | ||
| They both graduated in 2000. | ||
| Contemporaries of the two men described the academic environment as emotionally grueling. | ||
| Only one was willing to go on the record, but several others expressed similar opinions. | ||
| He was described as brilliant and competitive, but willing to help his colleagues out. | ||
| He finished top of his class with an average grade of 19 out of 20, unusually high score for Technico. | ||
| L'Oreo, who is said to be an excellent student but more easygoing than Valente, finished with an average grade of 16 out of 20. | ||
| Which one's L'Oreal? | ||
| That's the guy who died, the MIT professor. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So he was the less good student. | ||
| So this guy was probably pissed at the less good student. | ||
| That's why he whacked him. | ||
| Yeah, no, I'm sure that's why not anything to do with plasma physics. | ||
| Having known Claudio and having had a good relationship with him, we can't find any other explanation than a serious mental health problem exacerbated by resentment for not having achieved the academic career he dreamed of. | ||
| Look at my jerk-off motions I'm making while you say that. | ||
| You don't believe it? | ||
| No. | ||
| You think it's MK Ultra? | ||
| Hey, what happened to the guy that blew his Tesla truck up? | ||
| And then they said he was mad because the kid wasn't his and it wasn't. | ||
| What happened to that guy? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Sean Ryan. | ||
| Remember Sean Ryan had the goods and we never heard about it again? | ||
| Didn't Sean Ryan get a letter from the guy or something? | ||
| Yeah, a letter of nonsense. | ||
| and then he said he had some kind, and we just never spoke about it again. | ||
| I came up with the Minnesota conspiracy, too, because remember there was a guy that killed someone that voted in the... | ||
| Yes, that's right. | ||
| You're right about that. | ||
| He had a letter I just was reading. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| You know what I saw when we were looking at that? | ||
| The Minnesota one is nuts because the lady that was whacked was the one lady that didn't vote for health care for the illegals. | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And she was, you ever see the speech that she gave? | ||
| How terrified she was? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| When she gave the speech. | ||
| Literally, her voice was cracking. | ||
| I know some are going to be harmed by this. | ||
| It reminded me of Charlie Kirk's final text messages about how they think they're. | ||
| Yo, the things that we covered this on Jimmy's show. | ||
| For three weeks before he died, they were all piling on him that he's an anti-Semite because he had Dave Smith on and fucking Laura Loomer, that piece of shit. | ||
| She goes, why don't you admit you're an anti-Semite? | ||
| I don't think Charlie Kirk was an anti-Semite. | ||
| He called it ethnic cleansing on Patrick Bett Values show. | ||
| Called what ethnic cleansing? | ||
| Gaza. | ||
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Oh, right. | |
| That's a big no-no. | ||
| And then his funders were like, hey, what if you die? | ||
| Who's going to take over? | ||
| That's the first thing they say to you when you come in. | ||
| He also said, was there a stand down? | ||
| Was there a stand-down order? | ||
| He talked about that on Patrick Bett David. | ||
| Guess what? | ||
| If you watch Israeli news, there was. | ||
| It's called the Hannibal Direct. | ||
| Go back to that, Jamie. | ||
| What were we pulling up? | ||
| So this is, it's typed out here, obviously, but it says this is the handwritten original. | ||
| Oh, Lance Bolter, this maniac. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's trained. | ||
| He said Tim Waltz wanted this done. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Well, he says, dear Kash Patel, my name is Dr. Vance Luther Boltler. | ||
| Bolter. | ||
| Bolter E-D. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| Ed D? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| I think an education degree. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I mean, don't bother me. | ||
| I am the shooter at large in Minnesota involved in the it says something shoe two shootings. | ||
| It's handwritten I think I was trained by military people off the books starting in college. | ||
| That's a very common thing. | ||
| I have been on projects since that time in Eastern Europe, North America, Middle East and Africa, all in the line of doing what I thought was right and in the best interests of the United States. | ||
| Recently, I was approached about a project that Tim Waltz wanted done and I, blank, blank, blank and Keith blank blank were also aware of the project. | ||
| Tim wanted me to kill Amy Klobuchar and Tina blank. | ||
| Tim wants to be a senator and doesn't trust blank to retire as planned and thinks she is going to stay on at the last minute with Amy blank gone. | ||
| Tim would get one of the Gen Senate seats and blank wants to be governor. | ||
| And Keith Ellison, spelling incorrect, would be rewarded with a lieutenant governor's position. | ||
| I told Tim I wanted nothing to do with it and if he didn't call off that plan, I would go public. | ||
| He said he would call it hurt my, he would call it hurt my family if I did SIC play ball. | ||
| Then he set up a meeting with me and Mel Blank and blank to talk about options when I, they had some people waiting to kill me. | ||
| Okay, when I did, I guess. | ||
| I was able to get away by God's mercy, so I went back a short time later and shot both at both blank and blank. | ||
| You should notice how I didn't fire one round at any police officers, and boy, did I have plenty of opportunity. | ||
| Asked for the report on how many weapons and ammunition I had with me. | ||
| Cops were pulling up right next to me in their vehicles, and I had an AK pistol aimed right at her head. | ||
| And I could have left a pile of cops dead, but I did shoot one bullet towards law enforcement. | ||
| You can ask him. | ||
| I think he says I did not. | ||
| Yeah, you can ask them because I support the police and didn't want them hurt. | ||
| If they're hurting my wife and kids next time, I won't give them a pass. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Then ask Tim Waltz if he knows me and see what he says. | ||
| If he says he doesn't know me or never met me, look in the files and you will see that Tim Waltz personally appointed me as to be on his governor's workforce board as one of the business representatives. | ||
| He's probably trying to destroy that info, but it's public record. | ||
| Then ask Tim Waltz why they kept the shots silent from the media when they first happened. | ||
| Not a word in the press about it. | ||
| Why? | ||
| They needed to get their stories figured out first so everyone was on the same page about, in quotes, what happened. | ||
| Tim is probably crapping bricks right now because I'm still at large and he knows what I can do and that I know about where all the buried skeletons are. | ||
| So I'll be shot on site. | ||
| You can bet on that. | ||
| I will be shot on site. | ||
| First of all, is this a legitimate letter that was sent to Kash Patel? | ||
| Did this actually get sent? | ||
| Is this true? | ||
| Looks like it. | ||
| No, but what do we know about this? | ||
| Yeah, this is from this is not misinformation, talk to the mic. | ||
| No. | ||
| I'm pretty sure. | ||
| Yeah, no. | ||
| So this is the actual letter this crazy guy sent. | ||
| He sent it to the FBI. | ||
| Whether or not it's real, you know, doesn't it? | ||
| Right, so here's the next question. | ||
| Did this guy actually work for the governor's office? | ||
| Did he actually work for Tim Waltz? | ||
| Well, this is all the suspect details, what he did. | ||
| Yeah, he's claiming it's like secret. | ||
| That's kind of what he was saying. | ||
| Is he claiming it's secret? | ||
| Well, he said something you could check. | ||
| But by the way, this is a drop in the bucket. | ||
| I understand, but I want to know if he's completely crazy, if he never really worked with him, if he just made all this shit up, right? | ||
| Because that is possible. | ||
| The guy's out of his fucking mind. | ||
| He shows up at someone's house with a mask on. | ||
| He's clearly out of his fucking mind. | ||
| Right? | ||
| I mean, you'd be surprised what out of your mind people were. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| But I mean, open mind, right? | ||
| The guy might have just been out of his fucking mind and never met Tim Waltz. | ||
| It could be total bullshit. | ||
| I guess I doubt it very much. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Said the attack appears to be politically motivated assassination. | ||
| This is what Tim Walt said. | ||
| State officials and authorities early on Saturday encountered what appeared to be a police vehicle with emergency lights flashing in the driveway of Representative Melissa Hortman's house. | ||
| Officers at the home saw Boltler, dressed as a police officer, shoot an adult man through the open front door according to a criminal complaint obtained by the Minnesota Star Tribune. | ||
| Suspect exchanged gunfire with police and ran into the house. | ||
| So he did exchange gunfire according to this, ultimately disappearing from the area according to the complaint. | ||
| We don't know if that's true. | ||
| Hortman, the top Democrat in the Minnesota House and her husband were both killed at a nearby home. | ||
| Senator State Senator John Huffman and his wife were also shot, but are in stable condition after surgery. | ||
| So, and that lady who got killed was the one lady who voted against it. | ||
| And I sent you that, right, Jamie? | ||
| A long time ago you sent me that. | ||
| Yeah, that one's kind of crazy. | ||
| Yeah, no, Vance Boltzmann is real weird. | ||
| You see her talking about it. | ||
| Yeah, she looks a little bit upset. | ||
| Yeah, she's like super shooken up that she made that vote. | ||
| And, you know, she looked legitimately nervous. | ||
| Have you ever seen the guy from Utah? | ||
| His last name's, I want to say Ron Leave It. | ||
| His last name's Leave It, and he's the DA that called the press conference to announce that he's not a satanic cannibal to get ahead of. | ||
| And by the way, no one was accusing him of that. | ||
| So people took it real weird. | ||
| They were like, why would you fucking come out and say something like that? | ||
| Tell me this. | ||
| Why does some people not want to even consider the idea that someone was assassinated at the behest of powerful people? | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because they're programmed not to. | ||
| That's why. | ||
| It's called programming and it works. | ||
| It's worked the whole time. | ||
| They're programmed to think there's just one sick individual who commits these crimes and has nothing to do with powerful people. | ||
| How did Jerry Sandusky get away with it? | ||
| Look, think of the classic spotlight case. | ||
| Because Barry Crimmon is a good friend of mine. | ||
| I remember Barry fucking, I remember asking about shit. | ||
| He goes, like, I wouldn't throw my, you know, I do real work with people. | ||
| So if I just get behind a thing, I could cost my credibility because I have to really help actually. | ||
| We went on tour, and he, every town, dude, I met people that he helped navigate the fucked up legal system that sucks ass. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It was like knowing the equalizer from that show, The Equalizer. | ||
| But there's also a side of Barry that was four years old forever. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because of what happened. | ||
| That's what happens in trauma. | ||
| A board of you freezes at that age. | ||
| And especially at four, that's like a split. | ||
| You split. | ||
| And that's a real thing. | ||
| They said it was debunked for quite some time. | ||
| But I met some people with Barry and he had helped these girls. | ||
| I can't remember where we were. | ||
| I want to say it was Pennsylvania, but I might be wrong. | ||
| But their dad was the mayor and they had repressed memories, they told me. | ||
| And he helped them with all their legal shit. | ||
| And I think they got some kind of justice. | ||
| But I thought that was debunked. | ||
| Epigenetics, it's called now, by the way. | ||
| It's a legitimate thing. | ||
| Generational trauma around 20, whenever BLM happened, if you look in 2011, that's made up. | ||
| There's no such thing. | ||
| But all of a sudden around BLM times, generational trauma is real. | ||
| It's called epigenetics. | ||
| The reason it's called Project Monarch is because the monarch, the butterflies can genetically transfer information, like learned information, you know? | ||
| And you'll see all that butterfly shit. | ||
| King Charles has that butterfly on his shoulder in his weird meat picture, right? | ||
| He's got a little monarch on his shoulder. | ||
| That's what that's about? | ||
| Well, I think so. | ||
| I mean, you don't got to take my word for it. | ||
| Consult your local library. | ||
| Anyway, I just finally got this in the mail, but I got you one. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Mormon monarch, J.R. Sweet, and he explains a lot of shit about the Mormons and the program he was in. | ||
| And I fucking can't, yo, let me put it this way. | ||
| If you ever wonder what was inside of Mount Shasta, it ain't the Lemurians. | ||
| Put it that way. | ||
| I don't know what you just said. | ||
| You know about Mount Shasta shit? | ||
| I have no idea what you just went on the most off-tangent, different. | ||
| If you just drag me into the woods with that conversation, I would never get home. | ||
| Okay, monarch is the MKUltra continuation that we know happened. | ||
| It got disclosed. | ||
| What does that have to do with this? | ||
| This guy was stuck in that. | ||
| The Lemurians? | ||
| Well, Mount Shasta was, we have a base in Mount Shasta, as you know. | ||
| He has a whole chapter in there about going inside Mount Shasta. | ||
| I didn't know that we have a base in Mount Shasta. | ||
| You haven't heard of Shasta, like, just based on pure UFO shit and Bigfoot shit? | ||
| It's probably, I maybe have forgot it. | ||
| The famous story, there's a story where a kid, like, he got, his grandmother, they had bites on their neck when they woke up camping, and the kid, he walked off with someone. | ||
| Like a vampire bite? | ||
| They thought it was like a spider or something, but this little kid, he thought it was his grandmother. | ||
| And he said, he goes, I like his real grandma better than the mean grandma that took him and they made him shit on a sticky paper in a cake. | ||
| Dude, it's crazy. | ||
| I thought you've already heard this story from a guest. | ||
| This is what he always does. | ||
| He tells you something completely insane. | ||
| He's like, oh, you don't know? | ||
| You don't know? | ||
| I learned off your show alive. | ||
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He probably thought he heard it here. | |
| I thought I did. | ||
| You might have. | ||
| You might have. | ||
| So he had a shit on something, a piece of paper. | ||
| I think it was a good idea. | ||
| There was a sample? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| A poop sample. | ||
| It's a famous Shasta. | ||
| Shasta has so much. | ||
| There's a lot of cults around Shasta. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| It goes back, the history of it goes back a long way. | ||
| What do you think that is? | ||
| You think they're doing like mental experiments in the town on the town floor? | ||
| Well, something is there in the mountain already. | ||
| I don't know exactly what it is, but something bad is already there. | ||
| Like a UFO base. | ||
| Do you think any of the UAP shit is actual aliens? | ||
| Dude, I don't fucking know because... | ||
| Or actual interdimensional creatures. | ||
| So let's be the most conservative and say there was never a mass mind control thing and only a few rogue psychologists planted false memories in some people's heads, right? | ||
| That's what they say. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Some bad psychologists planted fake memories of abuse in their heads. | ||
| Now, you've already told me if you're saying that as the normal explanation. | ||
| So it's possible to do that. | ||
| So you're telling me I could, if I was a shitty psychiatrist and I had new hypnosis, I could make you think you went on a fucking secret mission to Mars and you would feel like it's real. | ||
| And I could say you were satanically abused and you would have those memories as if it really happened. | ||
| So if that power is real, what are the odds that it was just a few psychologists or the United States fucking government? | ||
| Because I'm going to bet on the government. | ||
| So there's no telling, dude, because if I can probe you— Right, but those two ideas aren't mutually exclusive. | ||
| Like just because the government can put like satanic cult ideas into your head, it doesn't mean that you haven't had an experience with some sort of interdimensional or extraterrestrial energy. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| And that erased your memory. | ||
| You don't got to tell me and my dolphin wife. | ||
| The problem is that hypnotic regression is like you are open to suggestion and you have to kind of listen to what these people are saying. | ||
| The weird stuff is this. | ||
| The weird stuff is the people that didn't have hypnotic regression that have the same stories as the people with hypnotic regression. | ||
| Yo, Max from a long ass time ago. | ||
| Yeah, dude. | ||
| There's a lot of weird ones. | ||
| What about, okay, I got a great book by Michael Hoffman called The Twilight Language. | ||
| The Twilight Language is in Buddhism and it kind of refers to a coded language, but it's NLP. | ||
| What is NLP? | ||
| I want to talk into your subconscious. | ||
| So when you see a pickup artist, so that dipshit Andrew Taint, he had a nerd pickup artist that was like his court wizard. | ||
| The guy called himself Iggy Semmelweis. | ||
| That's not his real name. | ||
| He's some dork that would wear like Chinese shirts and a fedora. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| And so Andrew Tate was a reality guy and it wasn't taken off. | ||
| Then he gets this fucking hypnotist who used to be in the Rajneesh cult from Wild, Wild Country. | ||
| Have you ever seen that? | ||
| No, I love that show. | ||
| Yeah, they left out the stuff done to kids, by the way, in that cult. | ||
| Strangely. | ||
| Oh, they left that out in the documentary. | ||
| They imply people are just fucking in the streets in whatever this town was. | ||
| They had kids. | ||
| And if people are that loose with their sexuality in a hippie way there, what do you think happened with kids? | ||
| Real bad stuff. | ||
| And you can find those kids talking about it. | ||
| Why it was left out. | ||
| My guess is, is some liberal shit about, oh, this might support a QAnon, right? | ||
| Remember when you had fucking Rosatia fake? | ||
| The whole thing is so negative anyway. | ||
| But we still have to keep you from believing that your leaders would do things like you've heard of Aztecs doing. | ||
| Your white leaders would not do Aztec shit. | ||
| That's just what cartels do and Africans. | ||
| Yeah, but in the documentary, they talk about how they poison the entire town. | ||
| It's still not as bad as wholesale trafficking of children. | ||
| So you think that was a part of that whole cult? | ||
| Was wholesale trafficking? | ||
| I believe 100% that was a part of it because if you've got a weird occult like that with little kids, guess who gets attracted to that? | ||
| I know, I understand, but why would they ever leave something like that out of a documentary? | ||
| Because the same reason Flint Dibble can't handle the idea that there was a civilization before, it might lead to Nazi again. | ||
| Rosatia. | ||
| Like a little creep Flint Dibble. | ||
| Do you understand how these people are? | ||
| They think that you're not. | ||
| But you might get the wrong idea and distrust authority if you think. | ||
| So because they don't want to start a satanic panic, right? | ||
| They will purposely deny shit like good liberals do. | ||
| By the way, the conservative, if you're like, who cares about Epstein? | ||
| What are you talking about, dude? | ||
| Why would you say something like that? | ||
| Right. | ||
| And people that I like have said it to me. | ||
| They're not thinking. | ||
| No, they're just saying it. | ||
| But I've heard the phrase. | ||
| They hear it so much. | ||
| It's like. | ||
| Hypnosis. | ||
| Oh, you think that's what it is? | ||
| Dude, that's what TV. | ||
| That's a scrying device, that fucking thing. | ||
| You got a North Korean pocket. | ||
| I've been doing good lately. | ||
| I'm not paying attention. | ||
| Yeah, well, listen, if you I have to because I don't have a bunch of money, so I got to pay attention. | ||
| Listen, I get it. | ||
| I've been there. | ||
| It's just like, I think you find out enough from your friends. | ||
| You remember the thing you sent me? | ||
| Which one? | ||
| Okay, there's two things I don't want to forget. | ||
| One is that stupid feminist who said there's no genetic difference. | ||
| Oh, that one's amazing. | ||
| Okay, so that couple, boy, that was a real fucking rabbit hole, those two. | ||
| Oh, yeah, I know. | ||
| Yeah, that trad couple, the Collinses. | ||
| So first of all, that feminist, if you watch the video, the feminist who's saying absolute stupid shit, it's a little disingenuous. | ||
| It reminds me of a Ben Shapiro arguing with a stupid college kid, but he won't argue with somebody who knows anything. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's clearly they found this dumb bitch to put her out there. | ||
| Because you could clear up the misconception in five seconds. | ||
| Sweetie, no, no, I'm not saying somebody's better or worse. | ||
| I'm just saying genetically, it's different just because you have a different color. | ||
| I don't think they can find someone that's better. | ||
| That's where I think you're wrong. | ||
| Find what? | ||
| Someone who's better at being a journalist. | ||
| That's where I think you're wrong. | ||
| I think so many of those people are like her, where they're just indoctrinated into this certain way of thinking and talking, and they just wouldn't even imagine saying there's genetic differences in the races. | ||
| It's so probable. | ||
| It's so Charles Murray. | ||
| It's so problematic. | ||
| You can get canceled for it. | ||
| So they'll just spout out stuff that they haven't researched at all. | ||
| The bottom line is these two that are doing it that are trad. | ||
| Oh, yeah, they're not trad. | ||
| Yo, they're some bizarre atheist. | ||
| They're called techno-puritans, in their words. | ||
| Some book they think is divinely inspired is a goddamn eugenesis book from the 1800s. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| What's the book? | ||
| Let's get it. | ||
| Jamie will find it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jamie's on it. | ||
| You can put your phone. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| So fucking, I look up the guy who tweeted it, Catholic Z1 or whatever. | ||
| For some reason, not to me, but my girlfriend, that guy's not Catholic. | ||
| I don't know what the fuck he is. | ||
| I think they ginn that up to promote this gold of a video of an idiot they're talking to. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| The girl used to run something called, she used to manage dialogue, which is called the Bilderberg of Tech for Peter Thiel. | ||
| The dude is a Collins. | ||
| I don't know if you know the history of the Collins family, but he's got to be that one because that's a real important bloodline. | ||
| Well, let's find out if he is. | ||
| Otherwise, we're going to get in trouble with him. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I mean, Techno-Puritan sounds a little New England to me. | ||
| It does, but I mean, you're accusing him of being a part of a notorious family. | ||
| That might not be true. | ||
| I mean, okay. | ||
| Well, I think it's likely because why would you be hooked in with a secret invite-only Bilderberg of tech group unless you were. | ||
| The secret of all these secret societies. | ||
| It's because they're billionaires. | ||
| Are they? | ||
| Yo. | ||
| Are they tech people? | ||
| Dude, Duncan doesn't understand this guy. | ||
| Are they rich at all? | ||
| Do you know? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The guy's a venture capitalist. | ||
| You know, the people that make everything good? | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know why the doors fall off the planes? | ||
| Because of those fucking people? | ||
| So he's that. | ||
| They're atheists, but oh, do you know what they believe? | ||
| In the future, an AI is God? | ||
| That's my religion. | ||
| Yeah, it's called Luciferianism. | ||
| I don't know if you know that. | ||
| I don't really believe that, folks. | ||
| Get it together. | ||
| I think God was already here. | ||
| Yeah, but I would say it's likely that it already was. | ||
| But these maniacs think they're going to make a God. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And I understand what they're saying as far as, you know, if let's say 10 years in the future, they create that AI that is like that. | ||
| Dude, that means it has always happened. | ||
| You can't think in past or future terms. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, you know, they go, are aliens us from the future? | ||
| Well, maybe they're us from the past. | ||
| That doesn't, you've got to think of it as points in space and not nothing with the timeline. | ||
| Because that's not really how time works, as you know, right? | ||
| Right. | ||
| So dinosaurs, they lived 150, whatever, million years ago. | ||
| Think of it as just like miles away instead of time. | ||
| Because that really, if you're a 5D, you know, they go three spatial, one time dimension, the fourth dimension. | ||
| If you're the fifth one, which would be the one above that, you don't think about it that way at all. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So if at some point in the timeline, somebody invented that, it has always happened. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You understand? | ||
| So then a lot of these tech freaks who are like, the things they're into are so crazy, but they believe shit like Kabbalah and memes and shit are being sent backwards in time. | ||
| Oh, the Kabbalah is a weird one. | ||
| A really smart friend of mine gave me that to read. | ||
| I was like, okay. | ||
| Oh, well, it's a mind control method. | ||
| All these things, all the symbols, they're overlays for your fucking brain. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| So you ever watch, oh, Stranger Things you brought up. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So that's based on the montage. | ||
| Did you know Will's gay? | ||
| No. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I didn't know any of them. | ||
| Will weeped? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I didn't believe any of them the whole time. | ||
| I thought, I assume anybody under 30 is gay. | ||
| Okay, what does this say? | ||
| Related through Malcolm to Dallas's prominent Collins. | ||
| Oh, he's that kind of Collins. | ||
| The late Jim Collins was Malcolm. | ||
| You are right. | ||
| Malcolm's grandfather, Simone 29 and Malcolm 30, are intent on acquiring an established company using what's called the search fund model. | ||
| Yeah, I was just trying to get that point about that. | ||
| Got it. | ||
| They are related. | ||
| They are related to the future. | ||
| So Nick Land, if you ever heard of Nick Land, they always make, so he's supposedly the technical people. | ||
| Get to this, these people. | ||
| So when they're having that conversation with them, they found an idiot so they could display that and then push a trad lifestyle, even though they're atheists, that a fake Catholic is putting on Twitter and it's going viral. | ||
| That's how you fake these things. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Or someone saw the clip and it appears that a young couple is defending a trad lifestyle and they just projected that. | ||
| That's all possible too, right? | ||
| Because that's how a lot of people saw the clip without context, without knowing the background of those people. | ||
| If you were someone who was introduced, you have. | ||
| But if you were someone like me, I'd never seen them before. | ||
| Yeah, right. | ||
| And if you were to say, they're founders of Pronatalist.org, a nonprofit initiative aimed at promoting and supporting high birth rates. | ||
| Collins's fear that low fertility rates, especially among people they view as high achieving, could lead to a decline in innovation and societal progress, as well as the extinction of cultures, economic breakdown, and the collapse of civilization. | ||
| They are part of a network of self-styled elites that include billionaires Elon Musk, who billionaire Elon Musk, who publicly expresses concerns about demographic trends leading to population collapse. | ||
| They've been featured in discussions. | ||
| So what does it say about their wacky belief about technology? | ||
| Because that's on here, right? | ||
| I think I found it on a... | ||
| Oh, go back to that image real quick, that article rather. | ||
| This is a weird one. | ||
| So the Collins are vocal supporters of using advanced reproductive technologies, including in vitro fertilization and genetic screening, to promote higher birth rates and advocate for selecting embryos based on perceived desirable traits, such as high IQ. | ||
| Collins' views have been criticized as promoting eugenics. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| Which, by the way, it is. | ||
| That's what CRISPR is for, is eugenics. | ||
| Eugenics came from America, not Nazi Germany. | ||
| We were the leaders in it. | ||
| America invented it. | ||
| Back when we were doing the SIG Heil as a flag salute, that's when eugenics came out. | ||
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| Isn't that crazy? | ||
| Yeah, a socialist came up with it, the Bellamy Salute, which was a SIG Heil. | ||
| We stopped doing it because we were doing it. | ||
| We stopped doing it because of the Nazis. | ||
| Yeah, but that's how they used to Pledge of Allegiance. | ||
| They used to do it arm out. | ||
| Religious beliefs. | ||
| In 2024, the Collinses stated they were atheists, although at the time they were promulgating a theological worldview they called techno-puritanism, which they described as an intentionally constructed religion, technically atheist. | ||
| Oh, that sounds great. | ||
| I'd like some nerds to tell me what God is. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Technically atheist. | ||
| However, by 2025, they stated that the belief that God is a real entity that actually exists at a different point in time is just so core to our worldview. | ||
| So all of them believe in AI God, which is technically more Araman than Lucifer, I guess. | ||
| What's Araman? | ||
| That's the one from Zoroastrianism and the tech. | ||
| It's like heavy materialism. | ||
| Like there's nothing but the material, which you know these people that are like that. | ||
| And people have built a fucking, it's okay. | ||
| I'm not saying that as a slur for lame. | ||
| I want to make that clear, but it is also lame. | ||
| It's both gay and lame. | ||
| And so it's all about breeding and all these weird. | ||
| From what I can tell, trying to piece together what the big players are. | ||
| Because, you know, the deep state and shadow government is not just one team. | ||
| These are scumbag eugenicists. | ||
| So everybody's competing and trying to backbite each other, just like in real life, right? | ||
| And so there appears to be like a left-hand, just left-hand path and right-hand path. | ||
| But that's all fucking Lucifer fucking Kabbalah bullshit. | ||
| All of it is the same bullshit. | ||
| That's Lucifer-Kabbalah bullshit? | ||
| That they think that low birth rates are contributing to collapse of civilization? | ||
| Well, the low birth rate thing is a thing, you know, China any minute now is going to collapse because they don't have immigrants, right? | ||
| China, oh, and remember they're elderly. | ||
| They're going to have all these elderly. | ||
| And what are they going to do with them? | ||
| Because there's not enough young people to take care of them. | ||
| Oh, COVID came along. | ||
| I bet every country was involved in their own soft kill to ease their population. | ||
| That's what I think happened. | ||
| Because I know the one that hit us wasn't from Wuhan. | ||
| It was from Raleigh. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| So do you think that contributed to the decision to bring COVID-positive people back into nursing homes? | ||
| Oh, in New York? | ||
| Cuomo did? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I don't even, that guy's such a psychopath. | ||
| Who the fuck knows? | ||
| I mean, he probably, it's as easy a guess as he doesn't care or he's in a generational fucking cult. | ||
| Either one could be. | ||
| It was foul what they did, dude. | ||
| And it's just what always happens. | ||
| And everybody moves along and forgets it. | ||
| What are you still talking about that? | ||
| Move on. | ||
| Yeah, they brought COVID-positive people back into nursing homes. | ||
| You remember in MIB, the blinky light thing that makes you forget that you saw aliens? | ||
| Okay, I have a very bad feeling, Joe, that that is not some kind of exotic technology. | ||
| I think it may literally just be a blinky light. | ||
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Really? | |
| I just got to blink some fucking lights in your eyes and say some bullshit, and that's all it takes to have a matrix. | ||
| Don't need a fancy computer. | ||
| I could just put you in a house of cards of lies. | ||
| And I did it with my, I didn't need no tech to do it. | ||
| That's the old ways, right? | ||
| And now the tech fucks, the next generation of, by the way, Collins, what the family, if you ever saw Johnny Depp made a remake of it with the visa vampire, Barnabas Collins. | ||
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Dark Shadows. | ||
| Dark Shadows, yeah. | ||
| The 70s one. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's about a real family. | ||
| Their supposed claim to fame was being the first warlocks or some shit in America with the Puritans. | ||
| Those were supposedly Americans? | ||
| I thought Barnabas Collins. | ||
| I thought that was a New England. | ||
| Yeah, but he was in New England. | ||
| They're in an old bloodline family, and they came over and they were. | ||
| Yo, all these families. | ||
| Dark Shadows. | ||
| Good, I forgot about that show. | ||
| So that show was supposed to be taking place in New England. | ||
| That's where it's supposed to be taking place? | ||
| What? | ||
| That's the same family? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is it other Collins? | ||
| Yeah, it's about them. | ||
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What? | |
| Yo, these are important families. | ||
| By the way. | ||
| Holy shit, dude. | ||
| Are you sure about that? | ||
| Because that sounds crazy. | ||
| I mean, hey, double-check me with Jesus AI, but I think I'm right. | ||
| You got to double that. | ||
| Royalty is bloodline royalty. | ||
| Dark Shadows was based on that Collins family. | ||
| That is crazy. | ||
| I'm fairly sure it was based on the real Collins family because there's very specific. | ||
| But it was Barnabas Collins. | ||
| Reynolds Collins, Kennedy, something. | ||
| By the way, the bootlegger thing, I don't think that's true. | ||
| I don't think that was their dad at all. | ||
| I think people are confusing. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I just saw a guy who wrote a whole book about it. | ||
| It's another Joe Kennedy. | ||
| Yeah, I had read that too. | ||
| I had read that it was a fact and that they had tried to hide it. | ||
| I think it's not true. | ||
| And then I'd read that it wasn't true. | ||
| But the bottom line is, if you're so all these. | ||
| What certainly was true is their connection with the mob. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Well, yeah, of course. | ||
| No, Barnabas Collins is not based on a real person. | ||
| It's a fictional vampire character created for the Gothic soap opera Dark Shadows, which aired from 1966 to 1971, introduced to boost declining ratings. | ||
| The character portrayed by Jonathan Frid quickly became the show's star after an unplanned extension from a 13-week arc. | ||
| Oh, so he wasn't the star initially. | ||
| The character's backstory draws from a classic vampire lore. | ||
| Direct nods to Bram Stoker's Dracula as the primary influence. | ||
| Bro, I watched a crazy thing. | ||
| Look at the persistent rumors. | ||
| You see what said? | ||
| I watched a crazy documentary the other night on YouTube about the Vlad Tepes, the original Vlad, the Impaler, about how he became who he became. | ||
| Holy shit, man. | ||
| They were like Romania and the Ottomans, and when the king had to give up his two sons. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And so his two sons had to go live with the Ottomans for like seven years. | ||
| Pretty bad what they did to him. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| And so he came back a complete fucking psychopath. | ||
| It's very similar to how you would trauma train a kid in an MK program. | ||
| This is ancient shit. | ||
| Well, certainly if you want to get that result, that's the way to do it. | ||
| Like completely traumatize the kid for seven years. | ||
| You probably do. | ||
| Separate him from his family and turn him into a fucking monster. | ||
| What they did was like set rows of bodies for like kilometers on stakes at like a perfect geometric distance from each other. | ||
| They created stars, like shapes that you could see from above. | ||
| When you'd look down, you'd see a star of dead people. | ||
| Yeah, he's the son of the dragon. | ||
| When you hear dragon show, when you hear dragon imagery, the new one, did you watch the new one, Nosferatu? | ||
| Yes, I did. | ||
| That's fucking great. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I loved it. | ||
| And he, I liked it. | ||
| I thought it was weird, the amount of weird necrophilia shit, but that's because that dude, Eggers, was looking into real occult shit. | ||
| So that was like a fucking Solomancy school. | ||
| I think it's the best vampire movie ever. | ||
| That's what I think. | ||
| It was just very odd to throw in that the guy, his friend at the end, like necrophile his wife. | ||
| And that's what they're implying 100%. | ||
| And the reason Nosferatu is bothering her is because she used to ask, she had some psychic shit and used to fuck around with her as a teen. | ||
| And so right there in the story, same thing in Stranger Things. | ||
| Remember 11? | ||
| So Montauk was a program that they had. | ||
| They're cutting out the real fucked up parts that are very similar to Dracula's childhood, in particular the fucking sexual trauma that they have to inflict on a child. | ||
| That's always left out of the super soldier thing. | ||
| And the idea is that sexual trauma allows them to have this ability to shut off their past. | ||
| Well, Joseph Mengele, who America saved, saved his life to get his great research. | ||
| Remember, he's obsessed with twins. | ||
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| And John Lilly was into that too because psychic, their connections and all. | ||
| So fucking, they found the amount to torture someone until they go in the fetal position. | ||
| That means they're broken. | ||
| If you do it young enough to a kid, and there's fucking gross kind of cults out there that have done that. | ||
| You've heard of certain cults that do it. | ||
| Every cult you hear about, like Nexium, right? | ||
| Right. | ||
| There's always a circle within a circle, right? | ||
| And a lot of people say every cult becomes a sex cult. | ||
| But that's not necessarily true. | ||
| Aaron, my friend from, he has a great channel, Growing Up Scientology. | ||
| And he pointed out, he goes, you know, Scientology did not become a sex cult, even though that shit clearly happened in it. | ||
| The cult wasn't like Nexium, where it's like, you've got to give me a blowjob. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But why? | ||
| And I was like, oh, I couldn't figure it out. | ||
| And James McCann explained it to me. | ||
| James McCann goes, oh, that's how you become a real religion. | ||
| If you can keep your cult from becoming a sex cult long enough, you can become a religion. | ||
| That's why it didn't become a sex cult. | ||
| There'll be time for vicious sexual assault once you get that tax exemption. | ||
| But you just got to hold it together. | ||
| McCann's a fucking smart guy, man. | ||
| Yeah, I love talking to him, dude. | ||
| I really love talking to him, too. | ||
| I can't believe he's going to be a good person. | ||
| He knows a lot of stuff. | ||
| He's going back to Australia in a couple of days. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Well, he's throwing it all away. | ||
| We'll get him back. | ||
| I mean, Australia. | ||
| He thinks he'll be back within a year. | ||
| Dude, what a cage Australia is. | ||
| But they gave up. | ||
| After the first government-run mass shooting, they gave up their guns. | ||
| What a bunch of punks. | ||
| They fucked up. | ||
| They thought they were doing the right thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They fucked up, and now their government is just locking them up for anything they want. | ||
| Well, they're still subject to the crown. | ||
| And so a lot of these creepy things, by the way, when you see that dragon shit, you know, like Arthur Pendragon. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| The legend of Arthur in England, right? | ||
| Okay, right. | ||
| His last name's Dragon. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah, Arthur Pendragon. | ||
| Oh, okay, right. | ||
| If you go to the city of London, which is that weird, like Vatican-like, separate part of London that the king has to ask permission, and they have a giant called Gogmagog that's there. | ||
| You know how creepy the city of London is? | ||
| It's run by a bunch of guilds. | ||
| Real dark shit. | ||
| Whenever you see that dragon logo, dude, these are people that think they have fucking like dragon blood, dude. | ||
| I'm not, I don't think that. | ||
| I think they're just inbred, okay? | ||
| I want to make it clear. | ||
| That's not what I think, but these people say that. | ||
| So when you hear like... | ||
| Like Charlie Sheen? | ||
| Tiger Blood? | ||
| Well, Charlie Sheen used to say he was a Vatican assassin all the time, right? | ||
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Remember that? | |
| That's the crack talking. | ||
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Sure. | |
| It sure is. | ||
| But I never heard that phrase. | ||
| I was like, what the fuck is that? | ||
| What is a Vatican assassin? | ||
| I mean, Dan Brown was around, but he wasn't even, he had open his eyes. | ||
| Well, if you watch the cleansed documentary, the limited hangout Charlie Sheen thing, where clearly they're not telling you the half of it, obviously, okay? | ||
| And he goes, well, I just did so much Coke and I fucked so much pussy. | ||
| I had to try dudes, you know, like you flip the menu. | ||
| I don't think that's true. | ||
| And the reason I don't think it's true is because in the beginning, they say his parents walked around naked in front of him till he was five. | ||
| He's not the oldest kid either. | ||
| So there's some kind of inappropriateness early. | ||
| And I know they're Catholic and probably some Jesuit shit in there because people that stay movie stars that long, I would bet they have some connection, just like modern art was from the CIA. | ||
| I'll bet your George Clooney's and Tom Hanks have a deep fucking connection. | ||
| And that's why George Clooney is a billionaire from Tequila. | ||
| And that's why Diddy got mad. | ||
| Why is George Clooney a billionaire? | ||
| I'm a fucking asset. | ||
| Why don't I get a blue blue? | ||
| That's what he said. | ||
| I'm an asset. | ||
| I'm just, I'm wildly speculating that he said, but I think I'm right. | ||
| So he went against Diageo, which is a British company. | ||
| He's not Italian, some made-up name. | ||
| He bit the hand that fed him because he didn't own fucking Siroc. | ||
| Sirock. | ||
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Right. | |
| I think the Illuminati is like Sirock. | ||
| I think it was a bigger thing at one time, but now it's mostly for black people. | ||
| All right, Kirbmansky. | ||
| We're wrapping it up with that. | ||
| Thanks, brother. | ||
| That was very fun. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| You're out tonight? | ||
| Yeah, you know it. | ||
| What's rock and roll? | ||
| All right. | ||
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All right. | |
| That was a lot of fun. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
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As always. |