Sleep Apnea and Mouthpieces
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Just fucking.
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I wish it didn't piss me off.
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He pisses you off that he just checks out.
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What pisses you off?
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I love it.
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I love that he does it.
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No, it's just art.
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It's fun to.
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But it's like the more successful he gets, the more dangerous it is.
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People know who you are, dude.
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You've been seen by millions of people.
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You can't pretend you're this like anonymous backpacker anymore.
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You're fucking weirdo.
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He comes back.
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My favorite was a couple years ago.
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Like when he came back from Peru, we were doing Legion of Skanks and he was like in the crowd and thought it was going to be like a big surprise that he's back.
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He like came back and we were like, oh, what's up?
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Ari's here.
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We're talking about the best.
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You haven't seen me in so long.
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I don't see any of my friends.
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Yeah, you were saying every six months.
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I forgot you left.
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Right.
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I only see Norman every six months.
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Maybe, maybe a little more when we get popping with Protect Our Partners.
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It's not the same without them.
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I know it's not.
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I'm still getting drunk, but it's a little sad, though.
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It's a little more pathetic.
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I'm drinking by myself.
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It's a little more sad.
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I've had a few drinks.
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I had a whiskey before a show recently.
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I had a couple glasses of wine with dinner the other day.
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But it's the most I've had is two.
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But the days of like drinking at nights.
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I thought I had you last time with some other shit.
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The problem is health.
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I'm too interested in health.
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I know.
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That's the problem.
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It's like the price you pay is legitimate.
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Yeah.
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And I'm too interested in health.
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I do too much to stay healthy.
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You work too hard.
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I'm getting old, dude.
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I'm 58.
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The reality is, like, when was the last time you saw a really fit 78-year-old guy?
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78 years for me is not that far.
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Trump's jacked.
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Bro, that's 2005.
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Okay?
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2005 when I was still doing Fear Factor.
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That's 20 years ago.
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That's nothing.
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That's like that.
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Time just flies by.
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All of a sudden, you're saying.
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You're my age.
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Yeah.
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Exactly.
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Damn.
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Yeah, exactly.
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How old are you now?
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I just turned 38.
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Yeah, see?
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So think of that.
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Yeah.
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That's 20 years difference.
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You to me is 20 years.
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But me to like a dead guy is 20 years.
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78-year-old guy is a dead guy.
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So I've been consciously thinking about that.
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Like, don't let it get away from you.
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That's the thing.
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Don't let it get away from you.
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Like, look at Jellyroll.
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Yeah.
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Fucking insane.
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Incredible.
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Yeah.
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That dude just added decades onto his life.
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Oh, for sure.
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He was on his way out.
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He was close.
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He was on his way out.
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Yeah.
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40, 500.
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Sam Talon?
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40 pounds?
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Yes.
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Sam Talon dropped it too.
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Did he?
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Yeah.
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How much did he drop?
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Fucking ton.
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Oh, no shit.
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I haven't seen him.
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Well, he did.
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I don't want to speak for him.
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I think he took one of the things.
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He's fine, man.
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And I was like, whatever he needs to do.
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What are you doing?
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And he was like, I was going to die.
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I was like, all right, fair.
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Yeah.
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You get too big, and then he probably has sleep apnea, so he ain't getting any sleep.
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So at night he's choking, you know, and you're lying in bed in these weird hotel rooms.
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Yeah.
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And Sam Harris, Sam Tom.
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I'm going out from sleep apnea for sure, bro.
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Bro, I have to wear a mouthpiece every night.
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I wear a mouthpiece every night.
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I found a great pillow, too.
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Do you think it hurts to die from sleep apnea?
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No, you just choke.
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You stop breathing, and that's it.
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It's rap.
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Probably don't hurt at all.
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You probably just go in your sleep.
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Yeah, so what the fuck?
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It's not one of the worst ways.
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What are we talking about here?
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Listen, let it rap.
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Problem is, you're going way too young.
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You're going because someone's killing you, and that someone's you.
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Yeah, but see, a lot of football players get it.
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Yeah, I know.
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Yeah.
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They have giant necks.
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So the giant neck, when you're adding all this stuff here, it's kind of closing in.
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And then you've got this big fucking head and this big ass tongue and it just falls over that hole and you just slip into darkness.
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Now they're talking my language.
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Well, listen, for a lot of those guys, it's all preventable.
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You know, you could sleep with a seat pap machine, which sucks.
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Dude, my dad, my dad has a sleep machine, and he doesn't fucking clean it.
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Oh, he sucks.
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He gets like eye infectious.
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Oh, God.
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You just see him.
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He shows up with double pink guy.
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You're like, yo, what the fuck?
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Bro, I tried that thing once, one time.
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How do you sleep with that?
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Can't.
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Can't do it.
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I can't sleep with a lot of noise.
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I want to be able to wake up quick.
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I wake up quick.
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That's funny.
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I'm one of those wake-up guys.
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Like, if my wife grabs me, if she has to wake me up, she has to be kind of, you know, ready that I don't grab her.
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Yeah.
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I don't know why.
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I've always woken up like that.
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So I don't want any noise.
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I listen to noise when I sleep.
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And then I have that thought, though.
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It's like if somebody breaks in.
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I want to hear everything.
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Sure.
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Well, this is like, I used to always have a lot of dangerous dogs.
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I used to have like multiple pit bulls.
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I used to have.
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Me and him both with sleep apnea.
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But I always wanted things to be awake that would bark if something was at the door.
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Like living by yourself in Hollywood.
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I never lived in Hollywood, but I lived in North Hollywood.
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Then I lived in Encino and then I moved further out.
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I just kept moving further and further out.
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I even thought about Santa Barbara.
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I'm like, why don't I get a big piece of property on Santa Barbara?
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Get the fuck away from everybody.
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But, like, I don't want a machine going.
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Yeah.
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You can't.
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You're not hearing shit.
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I would be paranoid.
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I'd be feeling weird.
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I think when you hit like machine time, it's like, dude, I hope someone breaks in here.
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Who gives a fuck, dude?
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I've gotten sleep.
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I get sleep apnea when I'm hungover.
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That's when I get it.
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Right.
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Do you see?
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I've got it on my planes.
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I'm waking myself up.
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Of course.
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So embarrassing.
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I had to wake this dude up.
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And not wake this dude up, but tell him once.
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We were on a long flight, like going to Europe or something.
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And this poor dude was choking so bad.
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And he sat up and I said, hey, man, you have sleep apnea.
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I go, have you ever been tested for sleep apnea?
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And he was a younger guy.
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He was like in his 30s, but real overweight.
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And I go, you got to go get tested.
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I go, you legitimately have sleep apnea.
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I go, I know because I have it.
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And I told him, I'm like, you don't breathe for like nine seconds at a time.
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I watched him.
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It was crazy.
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I got to be honest, that's, I mean, don't get me wrong.
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You did the right thing, but that would, that would bum me up.
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Well, he was already friendly with me.
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Okay.
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We were already friendly.
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Because he was like, oh, you love your sleep.
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Waking up to like an inch shape.
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Being like, you're fat.
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I wasn't.
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I told him I have it too.
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I have it too.
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I was informing him.
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I'm telling you, I go, it changed my life.
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And I just told him, I go, I got a mouthpiece that presses down on your tongue.
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It keeps my tongue from sliding back.
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It's a game changer.
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I go, dude, you'll feel so much better.
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Because I watched you choke.
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Yeah.
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The mouthpiece is tough, though.
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It's hard.
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If you're laying with your lady.
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Oh, that's a problem.
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You put the mouthpiece in.
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Yeah.
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There you go.
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Well, hold on a second.
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All of a sudden, I'm hard.
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You should probably have sex right now.
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Take that mouthpiece out.
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Yeah.
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You got to take it out.
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You go, hey, baby, are you awake?
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It's just another thing is mouth tape.
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You ever try that?
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Are you breathing down your nose?
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I got a deviated septum.
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It wouldn't.
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You should get that fixed, dog.
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I'm never going to fix anything.
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Oh, you should get that fixed.
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I got mine fixed.
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It was amazing.
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I didn't get it fixed till I was 40.
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Yeah.
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I had it my whole ups.
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You just got a nose surgery?
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Yeah.
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It was awesome.
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The result is awesome.
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I mean, I gained like instantly gained like 10% cardio.
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Oh, damn.
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Yeah, because you breathe out of your nose now.
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I couldn't breathe out of my nose forever.
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I broke my nose when I was five.
Nose Surgery and Cardio Gains
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I fell down a flight of stairs.
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And then it was always crooked.
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Like the bone got fucked.
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I got fucked.
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I probably should have went to a doctor, but in the 70s, they just fucking dusted you off.
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So, and then I broke my nose who knows how many times after that.
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Of course.
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Bunch of times.
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Yeah.
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The most recent one in my 40s, I got knee in the face in jiu-jitsu, or in my late 30s, rather, I got knee in the face in jiu-jitsu.
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And it was fucking pouring blood.
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It doesn't look bad, though.
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No, it's not that bad.
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It's not flattened too much because I really stopped striking mostly when I was like 22, 23.
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I did a little of it when I came to LA again.
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I just did a little sparring, but not too much.
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But it's the guys that just keep getting hit in the nose over and over again.
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This piece of cartilage eventually collapses.
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And then you get this like flat thing there.
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Yeah.
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Which doesn't bother me too much on dudes, but it bums me out when I see it on women fighters.
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It really does.
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It bums me out.
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I know it's so sexist.
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It does.
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Bums me out.
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Until you want to look pretty.
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I know.
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You go, why don't you even look pretty?
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There's certain fights where women get really badly cut, and I have a really hard time with it.
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I know.
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I mean, I don't have a hard time with dudes.
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Well, it's hard to watch women get beat up.
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It is.
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Like the fucking that Iraq video we were watching.
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Oh, Jesus.
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It's hard to watch.
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What he's doing.
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Someone decided it would be a good idea to have a man box a woman.
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It was maybe some mouthy chick because she was really aggressive.
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Like, remember?
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Like, even after he knocked her down, she jumped up and tried to swing on him even when the referee was holding her back.
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She was very aggressive.
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But this dude beat the fucking dog shit out of her.
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She did survive the round.
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I guess.
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Didn't she get knocked down at the end and they stopped it?
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I think that I could be wrong.
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It looked like the second.
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He was in his corner.
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Well, he was terrible.
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He wasn't good.
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He wasn't good.
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It was ridiculous.
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Also, he was.
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Jimmy, don't make me watch this.
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This guy's just, I mean, it looks like he's got some rudimentary technique.
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He's just kind of swinging punches, but the power difference is just crazy.
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And anybody who thinks it's not is just fucking delusional.
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The difference between a man and a woman is so big.
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Even like a strong woman, like Amanda Nunez, she'd probably knock out most dudes.
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But she's not sparring a guy her weight that's going to go full blast.
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That's fucked.
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Even like a big power puncher for a woman, it's just compared.
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Oh, there.
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That's the end.
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That's horrible.
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It's crazy.
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But I think they were just in like Fallujah, so fuck it.
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My friend Tommy used to have a girlfriend that could definitely knock you out.
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She used to knock me out.
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Dude, bro, I'm telling you, this girl could knock a man out.
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Tommy was always telling me how hard she hits those punching back things.
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And he's like, let her hit your hand.
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So I go, okay.
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So I put my hand up.
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Bro, she blasted my hand and I went, whoa.
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I was like, that is real.
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That's a real problem.
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I go, dude, she'll knock you out.
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Did you not get into argument with your girlfriend?
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She's a big lady.
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Not like a strong, stout lady.
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I was shocked.
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There's girls out there that could flatline you.
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But not that one.
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Bro, how much would that suck?
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I mean, talking to your girl, you're like, this is my house.
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I'm a girl.
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And she just fucking chlores, shields you.
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She just fucking drops bombs on you, tunes you up with a nice couple hammer fists on the ground.
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Oh, fuck that.
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Think of talking to a girl and she gets in like a good stance.
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Oh, my goodness.
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A boxing stance.
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Have you seen that really pretty girl that fights in the PFL?
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What's her name?
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Dakota Decheva.
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I don't know how to say her last name.
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I don't know.
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She's from England.
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I don't know what her ethnicity is, but she is like most of her fights win by knockout.
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She's this Muay Thai specialist, but she's pretty.
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She's real pretty and like slim and slender.
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And she's awesome.
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Fucks these girls up.
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That's what it is.
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Fucks these girls up.
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Like combination.
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That's her.
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Combination.
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Say that name.
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De Cheva.
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De Cheva.
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I don't know.
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I'm probably butchering it.
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A lot of those names, you can't really pronounce them the way you read them.
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Like that trips me up so hard at UFC Weigh-Ins.
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Like I have to write everything out phonetically.
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Just cut to like when she's tilted.
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Yeah, she's tuning up this girl.
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And she tunes up all these girls.
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She's nasty, man.
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Look at that knee to the body.
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And she's pretty.
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She's pretty.
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She's got a nice body.
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If you saw her at a club, you would say, wow, she looks really fit.
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Like, maybe she's a crossfight or something.
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Yeah.
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You try to hug her, you get put in the clinch.
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Fucking elbow.
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Just fucks you up.
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Yeah.
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But that video is wrong.
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The video in Iraq is just wrong.
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Don't do that.
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Don't do that to that poor lady.
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That lady got a lifetime worth of breakfast.
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She must have been talking so much shit that the whole everybody agreed to it.
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Yeah.
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Everyone agreed.
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There's ladies like that out there, just like there's guys like that out there.
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For sure.
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I've seen a lot of videos of guys just walking into a boxing gym for fucking fucking street fighter.
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They have no skills.
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And some guy just fucking talks shit to him while he's beating the brains.
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You can always tell, though, just the way they move their feet.
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Oh, yeah.
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Like, kind of like on the balls of their feet, like jumping around a little.
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Every punch they throw, they leave their feet.
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During the old days of martial arts, they used to, people would just show up at your gym and say they want to spar the best people there.
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It would happen all the time.
► 00:14:01
What years are these?
► 00:14:02
The 80s.
► 00:14:02
Yeah, that's because they were putting out those fucking sick-ass karate movies.
► 00:14:07
Every single dude was like, hold on a second.
► 00:14:09
Is that me?
► 00:14:10
Am I John Claude Van?
► 00:14:12
I am that guy.
► 00:14:12
But there's a lot of probably schizophrenics and delusional people, of course.
► 00:14:16
They'd show up at a karate school and just get fucked up.
► 00:14:18
It's horrible.
► 00:14:21
Having a manic episode.
► 00:14:23
I'm about to throw a roundhouse kick.
► 00:14:25
Horrible.
► 00:14:26
Horrible.
► 00:14:27
Oh, man.
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► 00:14:28
Getting tuned up while you're having a mental phrase.
► 00:14:31
You're in the middle of a full schizophrenic break.
► 00:14:33
You're seeing elves and shit.
► 00:14:35
There's that fucking elf right there.
► 00:14:37
He's in the gym.
► 00:14:38
There's a dragon hiding behind the corner.
► 00:14:39
You just get punched in the face.
► 00:14:42
It's like naming.
► 00:14:43
Hold on.
► 00:14:44
Dragons talking to me.
► 00:14:47
Just got a trainer.
► 00:14:48
It's a dragon.
► 00:14:50
You imagine being schizophrenic?
► 00:14:51
Imagine just seeing a world that's totally different than the world everybody sees because your whatever is all fucked up.
► 00:14:57
And so you're just seeing things that aren't there.
► 00:14:59
No.
► 00:15:00
Making connections that aren't real.
► 00:15:02
And you don't know.
► 00:15:04
Kurt Metzger.
► 00:15:05
Metzger's fired up.
► 00:15:06
Metzger's fired up.
► 00:15:08
He'll get you.
► 00:15:08
Metzger's got a touch.
► 00:15:10
He got me at the holidays.
► 00:15:12
He's got a touch of the skits.
► 00:15:14
He's fired up, dude.
► 00:15:15
Bro, he is an encyclopedia of conspiracies.
► 00:15:19
Yeah.
► 00:15:20
You just go back to, remember that thing in the 70s?
► 00:15:24
Oh!
► 00:15:24
Oh, yeah.
► 00:15:24
Yeah.
► 00:15:26
He'll get it immediately.
► 00:15:27
And he'll tell you more than you know.
► 00:15:28
He'll tell you too much.
► 00:15:29
He also talks about conspiracies with complete.
► 00:15:32
Oh, you didn't know this?
► 00:15:33
Yeah, that's the best one.
► 00:15:34
There's never like there's a theory.
► 00:15:35
Oh, you didn't know?
► 00:15:36
Yeah.
► 00:15:37
And he gets over you because he's such a goon.
► 00:15:39
He like looms over you.
► 00:15:40
He's this big fucking dude.
► 00:15:42
His giant eyebrows.
► 00:15:43
He's so fucking funny.
► 00:15:45
He's so funny.
► 00:15:46
He's unbelievably funny.
► 00:15:48
He's such a character.
► 00:15:49
Like, you couldn't make a dude like that in a movie.
► 00:15:52
People are like, that's too over the top.
► 00:15:54
No, he's his comedy is like my favorite.
► 00:15:58
He's great.
► 00:15:59
He's a really great, like, he does the Jimmy Dore show, and he just jumps in with shit.
► 00:16:04
It's always like, I'm always like watching this very serious thing.
► 00:16:07
I'm like, what the fuck is Metzger?
► 00:16:09
What the fuck, Metzger?
► 00:16:11
Metzger.
► 00:16:12
He's come over to my house a couple times.
► 00:16:13
He likes white claws.
► 00:16:14
He drinks white claws and brings his own.
► 00:16:16
And then he gets going.
► 00:16:17
Yeah, he always shows up in the green room with two white claws in between his fingers.
► 00:16:21
Always two white claws.
► 00:16:22
He's a two white claw man.
► 00:16:24
It's a good move.
► 00:16:25
He's such a character.
► 00:16:27
He's always been that guy, too.
► 00:16:28
He's so fun.
► 00:16:29
I had the worst, one of the most embarrassing interactions with him.
► 00:16:33
He just put out White Precious, which was one of my favorite specials ever.
► 00:16:38
And then I saw him in LA because I was opening for like Big J at the store, and Metzger was there.
► 00:16:44
And I was like, okay, I'm going to try to talk to Kurt.
► 00:16:46
This is a big moment for me.
► 00:16:47
And I was like, so do you think, when do you think your next special is?
► 00:16:51
He was like, I don't fucking know, dude.
► 00:16:53
He just walked away and I was like, fuck, I knew it.
► 00:16:58
There's so many of those.
► 00:17:00
So many I wish I could take back.
► 00:17:01
Yeah, the meeting people for the first time and being like super awkward.
► 00:17:06
Oh, Attel got me with a terrible one.
► 00:17:09
I've talked about it before, but I walked outside of the cellar.
► 00:17:12
I just had a good set.
► 00:17:13
Like I was feeling good.
► 00:17:14
And he was smoking a cigarette.
► 00:17:15
And I was like, can I get one of those cigarettes?
► 00:17:17
He was like, no.
► 00:17:19
Walked right back inside.
► 00:17:22
Fuck.
► 00:17:24
He thought you were going to buy.
► 00:17:26
Meanwhile, he only had four left.
► 00:17:28
He likes fucking with people.
► 00:17:30
How is he still alive?
► 00:17:32
Like, he does nothing to take care of himself.
► 00:17:34
How many cigarettes does Dave smoke?
► 00:17:37
He smokes a lot of cigarettes.
► 00:17:38
He's alive through pure laughter.
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Yeah.
► 00:17:41
The amount of laughter he generates keeps his tissue excited.
► 00:17:45
I was so lucky to just be like, because they would always put me with him at the end of the night.
► 00:17:50
So I got to watch him for a few years, and it was like my favorite thing.
► 00:17:55
But if I, he just would make fun of me.
► 00:17:57
He'd see me in the room.
► 00:17:58
He'd be like, oh, Shane must have had a good set.
► 00:18:00
He's hanging out.
► 00:18:02
Shane, where were you born?
► 00:18:03
On the corner of AR and 15.
► 00:18:07
He's so good.
► 00:18:10
Yeah, but yeah, he fucking really makes fun of you.
► 00:18:13
You stand in the doorway and he's like, look at you, you fat beast.
► 00:18:16
I love what he does.
► 00:18:17
He'll do a show and then he'll bring his opening acts on the stage at the end of the show and just riff and just shit on them.
► 00:18:26
It's impossible to keep up.
► 00:18:27
Bro, Ian just gets good at it.
► 00:18:29
He is, but he gets just steamrolled.
► 00:18:31
Yeah, of course.
► 00:18:32
He knows Dave enough to know what he's looking for with the answer.
► 00:18:36
I don't.
► 00:18:37
So I'd be in the room and he'd be like, Shane, you look like a sex toy guy.
► 00:18:40
What type of sex toys do you like?
► 00:18:42
I'd be like, vibrators.
► 00:18:44
He'd be like, oh, good answer.
► 00:18:47
Fuck, I don't know.
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Yeah.
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I sent, I opened for Burt Kreischer in Helium.
► 00:20:33
And then at Helium Filling, it was the first time I ever middled.
► 00:20:37
And I was like, that was a good show.
► 00:20:39
I should, and he, you know, he was drunk after the show and he was like, you should open for me.
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And I was like, fuck you.
► 00:20:45
I'm going to email this guy.
► 00:20:47
I emailed him like five times.
► 00:20:49
The first email was like, I think you and me meshed together.
► 00:20:52
We should, it was brutal.
► 00:20:54
So then I'm talking, me and Stanhope were talking to him about it.
► 00:20:57
This fucker still has the same email account.
► 00:20:59
So he brought it up.
► 00:21:01
He read the email in front of me 10 years later.
► 00:21:04
How does he still have the same email account for 10 years?
► 00:21:08
God, that would be.
► 00:21:09
You got any of those?
► 00:21:11
What?
► 00:21:11
Like when you were a young comic, just no emails back then.
► 00:21:14
No, no, no.
► 00:21:15
But I mean, just like saying something that you're big comic.
► 00:21:21
One time at MTV, Jon Stewart was having a meeting with this executive.
► 00:21:26
And I just met Jon Stewart the first time.
► 00:21:29
And so I went in to say hi.
► 00:21:33
I went in to say hi to the lady and Jon Stewart was there.
► 00:21:36
And I remember saying hi to him, like, oh, hi.
► 00:21:38
And then I remember I went, I go, wow, you got a great view.
► 00:21:40
I looked out the window and I knocked something over, like a fucking statue or some shit.
► 00:21:46
And I grab it and pick it up.
► 00:21:47
It didn't break.
► 00:21:48
And I put it back.
► 00:21:49
I'm like, all right, I'll just get out of here.
► 00:21:50
I just felt like such a fucking clumsy dork.
► 00:21:54
Because I had to look out the, I had to say something nice.
► 00:21:56
Like, wow, you got a great view.
► 00:21:57
Yeah.
► 00:21:57
Knock this fucking thing over and just like, oh, no.
► 00:22:01
Yeah, knocking something over.
► 00:22:02
Like, why did I go back there to look?
► 00:22:04
If I just said hi in the main room area, everything would be like, man, that guy was cool.
► 00:22:09
That guy was cool.
► 00:22:10
No, he had to go to the window.
► 00:22:13
Bro, that haunted me for years.
► 00:22:16
I had to think about the knocking that stupid.
► 00:22:18
I don't even remember what it was I knocked over, but I remember going, oh, no.
► 00:22:21
Yeah, it's terrible.
► 00:22:23
I had one.
► 00:22:24
I went to see Soders.
► 00:22:26
He filmed one of his Comedy Central specials in Philly.
► 00:22:29
And I had just done a showcase with him in New York.
► 00:22:34
Like, I was like really excited that I did a show at the sand because it was like the first time I ever did it.
► 00:22:39
And he was on the lineup.
► 00:22:40
So we're standing in line.
► 00:22:41
And I was like, you think I should just tell these people that I just did a show with this guy?
► 00:22:46
And my friends were like, what the fuck are you talking about?
► 00:22:50
And I was like, dude, I'll kill myself.
► 00:22:53
Like, right away.
► 00:22:54
I was like, oh, I'm so sorry.
► 00:22:56
You think I should tell like the people with the security that I just did a show with him?
► 00:23:01
Oh, it's funny.
► 00:23:02
That's really embarrassing.
► 00:23:04
It is embarrassing now because now you're just like totally friends with all these guys.
► 00:23:08
Yeah.
► 00:23:08
It's totally normal.
► 00:23:10
That's what's weird.
► 00:23:11
Like, if I see Jon Stewart, no, I give him a hug.
► 00:23:13
Like, hey, what's up, dude?
► 00:23:14
It's like, it's totally normal.
► 00:23:16
He's just a person.
► 00:23:17
When you see someone that you've seen on TV, like when you're young, it's weird.
► 00:23:22
It is.
► 00:23:23
It takes a long time before it stops being weird.
► 00:23:25
That's why it's like when people come up to me and do the same thing I used to do.
► 00:23:29
So I'm always like, it's all right.
► 00:23:30
You know what I mean?
► 00:23:31
Like the first time I met Norman and List, it was after a show.
► 00:23:35
And I was standing next to him and I was like, you guys, it's funny.
► 00:23:37
You guys sound just the same as you do on podcasts.
► 00:23:39
I listen to you guys podcasts.
► 00:23:42
Who the fuck are you?
► 00:23:46
Yeah, it's brutal.
► 00:23:49
I mean, there's no way to be comfortable.
► 00:23:52
How can you be?
► 00:23:52
You have to go through it.
► 00:23:54
If you don't go through it, you're not going to be comfortable.
► 00:23:56
You've got to be weirded out.
► 00:23:58
You feel like no way around it.
► 00:23:59
You want them to be your friend.
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► 00:24:01
Oh, yeah.
► 00:24:01
You know what I mean?
► 00:24:02
You want them to like you.
► 00:24:03
They have no idea who you are.
► 00:24:04
You're like standing next to them.
► 00:24:05
Yeah.
► 00:24:07
And then it gets, you know.
► 00:24:08
There's levels of weirdness.
► 00:24:10
You know, like sometimes I've been, I'm in here talking to someone.
► 00:24:12
I'm like, that's fucking Quentin Tarantino.
► 00:24:16
Like, how weird is this?
► 00:24:17
I mean, sitting here talking to Quentin.
► 00:24:18
Like, there's certain guys that never stop being weird.
► 00:24:21
Yeah.
► 00:24:21
It's like always stays a little weird because they're so famous.
► 00:24:25
Yeah.
► 00:24:26
Mine's always athletes.
► 00:24:28
It's always an athlete that I didn't think was going to make me feel that way.
► 00:24:32
That's interesting.
► 00:24:32
Well, how special they are.
► 00:24:34
Aaron Judge from the Yankees got me.
► 00:24:36
Yeah.
► 00:24:36
I couldn't even talk.
► 00:24:38
It was fucking recent.
► 00:24:39
It was crazy.
► 00:24:42
He was hitting batting practice before Philly's Yankees, and he saw me.
► 00:24:45
I didn't know he knew who I was.
► 00:24:47
He looked over before he was entering the cage and he was like, what's up?
► 00:24:51
And I was like, oh, shit.
► 00:24:53
And then he got done and he walked over.
► 00:24:55
He's like, what are you doing back there, big man?
► 00:24:56
And I was like, oh, dude.
► 00:25:00
You were hitting him.
► 00:25:01
Oh, yeah.
► 00:25:01
He's a horse, dude.
► 00:25:03
Yeah, it's a big horse.
► 00:25:04
Yeah, you have no idea.
► 00:25:05
I was full panic in that.
► 00:25:07
That's funny.
► 00:25:07
Full panic.
► 00:25:08
And then I think, yeah, that was the day me and my buddies did nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings.
► 00:25:14
Jeez.
► 00:25:15
O'Connor had seven hot dogs before the first bit.
► 00:25:19
He passed out.
► 00:25:20
He didn't have any beer.
► 00:25:22
He fell asleep for a whole game.
► 00:25:24
Just from the hot dogs.
► 00:25:25
Seven hot dogs.
► 00:25:27
And we were with my buddy H. Foley, and he was getting other food.
► 00:25:30
He's a big fucking guy.
► 00:25:32
Other than the nine hot dogs?
► 00:25:33
Nine hot dogs was the challenge.
► 00:25:34
And then other children.
► 00:25:35
I watched him get a fucking cheesesteak.
► 00:25:38
And nine hot dogs.
► 00:25:39
Wow.
► 00:25:40
How big is he?
► 00:25:41
He's as big as he's a big fucker.
► 00:25:42
Big as it gets?
► 00:25:45
I feel bad.
► 00:25:46
I love him.
► 00:25:47
But for real.
► 00:25:49
He's about as funny as it gets, though.
► 00:25:50
Nine hot dogs and a cheesesteak.
► 00:25:52
That's crazy.
► 00:25:53
That's a lot of volume.
► 00:25:54
Just like the sheer mass of it all.
► 00:25:57
You know?
► 00:25:58
Yeah, it was terrible.
► 00:26:00
You know that feeling that you get when you eat like a giant meal and then you look at yourself sideways in the mirror?
► 00:26:05
You're like, oh my God, I'm fucking pregnant.
► 00:26:08
Yeah, everyone.
► 00:26:08
Did it last night?
► 00:26:10
All those plates stacked up on top of each other.
► 00:26:14
Lately, I've been doing this one meal a day thing, like the last few days.
► 00:26:18
I don't think I'm going to stick with it.
► 00:26:20
Today I kind of cheated.
► 00:26:21
had a little bit of fruit but so last night i went to uh the if i had a little bit of fruit i'd be like i'm i'm the beacon of health It's crazy I had fucking fruit today.
► 00:26:32
You don't eat any fruit?
► 00:26:33
No.
► 00:26:34
No vitamins?
► 00:26:35
I take vitamins.
► 00:26:36
You take vitamins?
► 00:26:37
What are you taking?
► 00:26:39
Right now, just D, B, and C.
► 00:26:41
Okay.
► 00:26:42
And I got some zinc and magnesium in there.
► 00:26:44
You should go to Waste to Well, and you know what they'll do?
► 00:26:46
They did.
► 00:26:46
They gave me some shit.
► 00:26:47
But they'll give you one based on your blood profile.
► 00:26:50
They did.
► 00:26:50
Yeah.
► 00:26:51
They'll mix it for you.
► 00:26:52
Yeah.
► 00:26:52
Oh, it's the best.
► 00:26:52
Yeah, it's great.
► 00:26:53
You don't have to think.
► 00:26:54
Yeah.
► 00:26:54
I went to Waze Well fully going, I have to have diabetes.
► 00:26:59
The fucking, as soon as they took my blood, there was like four days from when I got the results.
► 00:27:03
I was in the green room talking to Simpson.
► 00:27:05
I was like, dude, there had to be symptoms, right?
► 00:27:08
He was like, no.
► 00:27:09
I just have diabetes.
► 00:27:10
I was like, fuck, I definitely have diabetes.
► 00:27:12
Nothing.
► 00:27:13
Wow.
► 00:27:14
It's a good result.
► 00:27:15
That is a good result.
► 00:27:16
That's great.
► 00:27:17
That liver is a motherfucker, dude.
► 00:27:18
Couldn't believe it.
► 00:27:19
Yeah, your liver.
► 00:27:20
Your liver's all right.
► 00:27:20
Your liver's a motherfucker.
► 00:27:22
You know what?
► 00:27:22
It gets workouts.
► 00:27:24
I think the true.
► 00:27:25
It's jacked.
► 00:27:26
Right?
► 00:27:26
Your liver is jacked.
► 00:27:28
If you think about it, look, running all the time.
► 00:27:30
Look, running one time until your heart explodes is not good for you, right?
► 00:27:34
We all agree.
► 00:27:34
You get a heart attack, you die.
► 00:27:36
That's not good.
► 00:27:37
Drinking yourself to death one time is not good for you.
► 00:27:39
No, definitely not.
► 00:27:41
But running every day, a little bit, couple miles, you get in shape.
► 00:27:46
I think this is wrong, but I like where you're doing.
► 00:27:48
You know where I'm going with this?
► 00:27:50
Like a little bit of whiskey, a little bit of booze, some drinking every day.
► 00:27:54
Toughing that fucking fucking liver is ready to go.
► 00:27:57
Your liver's like a marathon runner.
► 00:27:59
Right?
► 00:28:00
Yeah, you'd think.
► 00:28:01
Well, it's like that's why you have the tolerance you have, clearly.
► 00:28:04
Right?
► 00:28:04
Because the tolerance comes from just light beer.
► 00:28:07
Right.
► 00:28:08
For real.
► 00:28:08
If you get me, if I take two shots, I'm like, I got to go home.
► 00:28:12
It's crazy.
► 00:28:13
Stanhope does that too.
► 00:28:14
He just sips light beer.
► 00:28:16
Oh, really?
► 00:28:16
Yeah, he moved it.
► 00:28:17
He went to a cocktail phase.
► 00:28:18
I don't know where he's at right now.
► 00:28:19
When I was with him, he was fully on white Russians.
► 00:28:24
Okay.
► 00:28:25
He was cocktail phase.
► 00:28:26
Again, after he gets after it.
► 00:28:28
Still.
► 00:28:29
After all these years.
► 00:28:30
He was doing good last time I saw him.
► 00:28:31
He's great.
► 00:28:32
I heard he crushed at Skank Field.
► 00:28:34
He murdered.
► 00:28:35
Yeah.
► 00:28:35
Tony said, watched his set, and he said he was just clap.
► 00:28:38
Tony said he was just going like this in the back of the room.
► 00:28:41
Doug's always been one of the best.
► 00:28:42
And he's like, that's him.
► 00:28:44
Like, he's not putting on an act.
► 00:28:46
That's genuinely him 24-7 with his stupid suits on and just thinking everything is hilarious and hanging out with an army of idiots.
► 00:28:56
Like, they fucking dudes that are like him.
► 00:28:59
They're all doing ridiculous shit.
► 00:29:01
Yeah.
► 00:29:02
When I was living there, it was just me and them.
► 00:29:04
I was the only guy that was like, oh, fuck.
► 00:29:08
These guys are all like 50 and 60.
► 00:29:10
Hey, man.
► 00:29:10
My boys.
► 00:29:11
We got to admire it.
► 00:29:12
No doctors.
► 00:29:13
Fuck this.
► 00:29:14
We're riding this thing until the wheels fall off.
► 00:29:17
Bingo was doing good too.
► 00:29:18
That's great.
► 00:29:19
Everything.
► 00:29:20
It was nice to see.
► 00:29:22
Yeah, because when we were doing that End of the World podcast one time, that's when Bingo fell.
► 00:29:27
Oh, it's so scary, man.
► 00:29:28
Hitting your head.
► 00:29:29
It's so scary.
► 00:29:30
Speaking of hitting your head, what do you think is Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua fight?
► 00:29:33
That's tonight.
► 00:29:34
That is tonight.
► 00:29:35
And watch it.
► 00:29:36
Yeah, I'm definitely going to watch it.
► 00:29:37
Where are you watching it?
► 00:29:38
I don't know.
► 00:29:39
We got a lot tonight.
► 00:29:40
We got Alabama, Oklahoma.
► 00:29:42
Oh.
► 00:29:43
College football playoffs.
► 00:29:44
What else we got, J-Mo?
► 00:29:45
Just that?
► 00:29:46
Yeah.
► 00:29:47
All right.
► 00:29:48
That's all great.
► 00:29:48
Oh, yeah.
► 00:29:49
I can't get excited about that.
► 00:29:52
I can't get excited about that while Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua are fighting.
► 00:29:56
I'm very excited about this.
► 00:29:58
If Anthony Joshua doesn't take it easy, this should be.
► 00:30:01
How could he take it easy?
► 00:30:03
The whole world is watching.
► 00:30:04
There's not a chance he's going to make it look like this guy can box with him.
► 00:30:08
Can you imagine if Jake.
► 00:30:10
If he flatlines him?
► 00:30:11
Oh, my God.
► 00:30:11
What if he steps in and just right power bombs him right on the chin and Joshua's legs go out and he goes down?
► 00:30:20
It'd be the saddest.
► 00:30:21
It'd be sad.
► 00:30:22
Not for Jake Paul.
► 00:30:24
Of course.
► 00:30:24
That'd be awesome.
► 00:30:25
I'm sorry.
► 00:30:25
Not for all days.
► 00:30:25
Anthony Joshua who's like, who was like going to be the guy?
► 00:30:30
Destroy some sports books also, apparently.
► 00:30:32
What are those odds?
► 00:30:34
They lose $100 million or something, I think.
► 00:30:36
Yeah.
► 00:30:37
That's where.
► 00:30:37
Yeah, there's a lot of diet on the Jake Paul underdog right now.
► 00:30:41
There's people betting on him?
► 00:30:43
Yeah, because he's got plus $650.
► 00:30:45
You're making six times the money you put in.
► 00:30:47
Yeah, but what are the odds?
► 00:30:49
Really?
► 00:30:50
What are the odds, really?
► 00:30:51
I know that's the odds.
► 00:30:52
I literally said, what are the odds to the odds?
► 00:30:56
But I mean, if you.
► 00:30:57
Look at Vegas.
► 00:30:58
It's like 99% in my eyes that Anthony Joshua either wins a decision or stops him.
► 00:31:04
This is because he is a two-time.
► 00:31:06
It's not saying Jake Paul's not a good boxer.
► 00:31:08
He's a real good boxer.
► 00:31:09
He's like very underrated.
► 00:31:12
But he's a two-time heavyweight world champion.
► 00:31:15
He's like one of the fucking scariest guys in the division.
► 00:31:18
Lightning fast punches.
► 00:31:19
245 fucking pounds.
► 00:31:22
He's huge.
► 00:31:23
He's way bigger.
► 00:31:25
Way more skilled.
► 00:31:26
He's like a foot taller.
► 00:31:27
What's the height difference?
► 00:31:28
I saw him at the weigh-in.
► 00:31:29
I think he's five inches taller, four or five inches taller.
► 00:31:32
But the point is, he's one of the best heavyweight boxers alive.
► 00:31:35
Yeah.
► 00:31:36
And Jake Paul is a guy that is, you know, very impressive for a guy beating up Ben Askren and knocking out Tyron Woodley.
► 00:31:44
Very impressive.
► 00:31:45
There's levels.
► 00:31:46
Knocking out Mike Perry, very impressive.
► 00:31:48
There's levels.
► 00:31:50
This is a crazy jump.
► 00:31:51
That's why I think the only reason the odds are not 40 to 1 is.
► 00:31:56
People suspect shenanigans.
► 00:31:58
Shenanigans.
► 00:31:59
Yeah.
► 00:32:00
They suspect shenanigans.
► 00:32:02
But if they come out and fucking circle each other like pro wrestling and grab the ropes, we're going to be like, no.
► 00:32:07
Yes.
► 00:32:08
You motherfuckers.
► 00:32:10
When Nate fought him, that was great.
► 00:32:12
Well, listen, that's another fight.
► 00:32:13
Look, Nate, no disrespect to Nate, but Nate fought his career at 155 pounds for the most part.
► 00:32:19
A couple fights at 170.
► 00:32:21
You know, a very good boxer for MMA.
► 00:32:23
But Jake Paul had his hands full, and Nate had a bad.
► 00:32:27
These later rounds.
► 00:32:28
Yeah.
► 00:32:29
The late rounds, Nate started.
► 00:32:31
Yeah.
► 00:32:33
Paul's 7-1 underdog had attracted 82% of the bets and 90% of the money that had been wagered on DraftKings on the winner.
► 00:32:41
What?
► 00:32:43
A Paul upset would result in nearly $100 million loss for the sports book.
► 00:32:49
Imagine if Jake Paul just hated DraftKings and they made a deal with Anthony Joshua.
► 00:32:56
It's like, let's bankrupt motherfuckers.
► 00:32:59
Let's bankrupt these motherfuckers.
► 00:33:00
We're going to bet it all on me.
► 00:33:02
I mean, that's like a Guy Ritchie movie.
► 00:33:04
It is.
► 00:33:06
But that's the other thing, because I saw Anthony, no disrespect to Anthony Joshua, but I saw, what fight was it a year or two ago where he grabbed the mic after and started giving a fucking crazy speech?
► 00:33:17
Oh, I don't remember that.
► 00:33:19
He did?
► 00:33:20
Yeah, he gave a little weird.
► 00:33:22
After he lost, he like, oh, wait, was it Daniel Duke?
► 00:33:27
Oh, Usick?
► 00:33:28
Yeah.
► 00:33:28
Yeah.
► 00:33:28
What did he say?
► 00:33:29
It was just kind of a weird thing to do after you lose, to grab the mic and talk to the crowd.
► 00:33:34
Well, I think it was in his hometown.
► 00:33:36
Oh, okay.
► 00:33:37
Wasn't it?
► 00:33:39
Wasn't it in London?
► 00:33:40
Definitely wasn't in fucking Usix.
► 00:33:43
No, I'm not making fun of the war.
► 00:33:46
No, like, just saying.
► 00:33:47
Exactly.
► 00:33:47
Who the fuck's going to travel there to see a fight?
► 00:33:50
I think that's probably why.
► 00:33:53
You know, in England, they like a loser who keeps his chin up.
► 00:33:58
Like a guy who loses.
► 00:34:00
That's why I do well.
► 00:34:01
They like a respectable winner who's respectable and shows good sportsmanship and good character after it's over.
► 00:34:09
I could be wrong.
► 00:34:10
I just remember thinking it was odd.
► 00:34:12
It's probably a cultural thing.
► 00:34:13
He left the ring and came back.
► 00:34:16
And then they shook.
► 00:34:17
And then I don't know what he says here, but he grabs the mic.
► 00:34:19
I don't know if it's just shit.
► 00:34:24
Let's give him a round of applause.
► 00:34:27
Oh, man.
► 00:34:28
So that's just emotion.
► 00:34:30
Wait, wait, I'm talking.
► 00:34:33
Sorry.
► 00:34:34
Got a slag on his back.
► 00:34:35
Sorry, though.
► 00:34:37
Look, if you knew my story, you would understand the passion.
► 00:34:42
I ain't no amateur boxer from five years old.
► 00:34:45
That was an elite prospect from my youth, bro.
► 00:34:48
I was going to jail.
► 00:34:49
I see some technical youths in Redding Jail.
► 00:34:52
I got bail and I started training.
► 00:34:54
Because if I got sentenced, I wanted to be able to fight.
► 00:34:57
I bust my case.
► 00:34:59
But cousin Bengo, where's he at?
► 00:35:01
G14, raise your hand.
► 00:35:03
I'm stealing this Usix.
► 00:35:04
I never saw that.
► 00:35:06
He might take a dive, bro.
► 00:35:08
He's a wild motherfucker.
► 00:35:10
Guys, I'm telling you, this guy to be me tonight, maybe I could have done better, but it shows the levels of hard work he must have put in.
► 00:35:18
So please give him a round of applause as our heavyweight champion in the world.
► 00:35:23
It's a little odd.
► 00:35:25
He's still going.
► 00:35:26
I will say this.
► 00:35:27
I don't.
► 00:35:28
You know, you just kind of fight.
► 00:35:30
Right.
► 00:35:30
I used to cry whenever I got in a fight.
► 00:35:33
So I can't judge anyone.
► 00:35:36
I would have given this.
► 00:35:37
Dudes give that speech every time they lose a street fight.
► 00:35:40
Every single time.
► 00:35:41
They stand up.
► 00:35:42
They go, let's get a beer together, dude.
► 00:35:43
This guy's a fucking man.
► 00:35:45
You know?
► 00:35:45
Right, a little bit.
► 00:35:46
Yeah.
► 00:35:47
But it is a little weird.
► 00:35:50
It's definitely weird.
► 00:35:51
But there's some dudes that just, once they get the mic, they just want to start talking.
► 00:35:55
I hear you.
► 00:35:55
You know?
► 00:35:56
Yeah.
► 00:35:56
There are dudes.
► 00:35:57
There's some dudes that I have to interview in the UFC, and the UFC is like, last question, stop.
► 00:36:02
No more questions.
► 00:36:04
Because they got to cut the commercial.
► 00:36:05
I like those, though.
► 00:36:06
Oh, so I like when the guy grabs the mic and just starts screaming.
► 00:36:10
Some of them are great.
► 00:36:11
Some of them are great.
► 00:36:12
Chaos Sundan fucking mastered it.
► 00:36:14
He was the first guy.
► 00:36:15
He was the first guy to figure it out.
► 00:36:16
He was the first guy to figure out how to cut a pro-wrestling type promo inside the cage.
► 00:36:23
Like, Anderson Silva, you absolutely suck.
► 00:36:27
But it's like, what is going on here?
► 00:36:29
He's the greatest of all time.
► 00:36:31
He's so funny.
► 00:36:32
Yeah.
► 00:36:33
Chao was awesome.
► 00:36:34
Who's funnier than him?
► 00:36:36
McGregor was a funny one.
► 00:36:37
McGregor was really funny.
► 00:36:38
McGregor took shit talking to a whole new level.
► 00:36:41
Yes.
► 00:36:41
But I feel like Chao was.
► 00:36:42
But Chale opened the fucking door.
► 00:36:44
Yeah.
► 00:36:45
He's the OG.
► 00:36:46
He's the OG of MMA shit talking for sure.
► 00:36:49
And still the most clever at it.
► 00:36:51
You know, he's very clever.
► 00:36:53
Yeah, the fucking Brazilians thinking a bus was a horse.
► 00:36:56
He's so fucking.
► 00:36:57
He said he tried to feed it and care.
► 00:37:00
It's a good bit, dude.
► 00:37:06
He's quite a character, man.
► 00:37:08
He's quite a fucking character.
► 00:37:09
Yeah, McGregor's shit talk.
► 00:37:10
Yeah, who the fuck is that guy?
► 00:37:13
His current shit talk's my favorite.
► 00:37:15
Yeah.
► 00:37:15
I love what he's up to.
► 00:37:17
The fucking Iliatatoro.
► 00:37:20
Do you think he's going to fight?
► 00:37:24
He keeps talking about making it to the White House.
► 00:37:27
But I just.
► 00:37:28
I hope he gets to the White House.
► 00:37:30
I'm going to do my best to go to the forest.
► 00:37:31
I hope he does that and that's it.
► 00:37:33
I'm not saying that.
► 00:37:34
And the Michael Chandler one is a good one.
► 00:37:35
That's a smart.
► 00:37:36
That'd be a fun one.
► 00:37:37
It's a marketable one because everybody knows they were supposed to fight years ago and they did the ultimate fighter together.
► 00:37:43
And also, Chandler's still fucking dangerous as shit.
► 00:37:46
He's not washed.
► 00:37:47
He's not in his prime, but he's like 38 or 39 years old now.
► 00:37:51
He'll go wild in that fight.
► 00:37:52
He's a dangerous guy.
► 00:37:53
He's crazy fit, too.
► 00:37:55
And he loves America, dude.
► 00:37:56
Get him in front of the fucking White House.
► 00:37:59
He's going to cry after the fight.
► 00:38:00
Yeah, he'll get knocked.
► 00:38:01
And he will do everything within his power to try to beat Connor.
► 00:38:05
Yeah, I'm going to not say anything bad about Trump until that fight.
► 00:38:11
Then I'm going to go, yo, that fucking bullshit tweet.
Conor McGregor vs. The White House
00:15:05
► 00:38:13
That sucked.
► 00:38:14
Bro, look what Mamdani called him a fascist and he had him in the Oval Office.
► 00:38:18
Did you see that?
► 00:38:19
True.
► 00:38:19
And he's like, you said Donald Trump.
► 00:38:22
He's like, it's okay.
► 00:38:23
Just go ahead.
► 00:38:23
Just say it.
► 00:38:24
Just say it.
► 00:38:24
Bro.
► 00:38:25
He didn't give it.
► 00:38:25
I hate to get on Trump's stuff, but have you seen the plaques?
► 00:38:29
No.
► 00:38:29
I heard about it.
► 00:38:32
So his plaques under everybody's name?
► 00:38:34
Yeah, he's kind of trashing every other president.
► 00:38:37
And what does he do?
► 00:38:38
It trashes them all.
► 00:38:41
The Clinton one I read, he talks about Andrew Jackson.
► 00:38:46
I saw the Andrew Jackson and Clinton ones.
► 00:38:48
The Clinton one is like, basically, he kind of got lucky with the economy because of the fucking tech boom.
► 00:38:53
Also, then at the end, he's like, and then his wife tried to run against Donald Trump and lost.
► 00:38:59
That's a plaque.
► 00:39:03
Yeah.
► 00:39:03
Cousin Blood Filler lost the presidency.
► 00:39:07
Huh.
► 00:39:08
Does it really say he got lucky?
► 00:39:10
Like, who's writing these things?
► 00:39:11
He's not writing them.
► 00:39:12
Sleepy Joe Nidal.
► 00:39:14
Sleepy Joe Biden.
► 00:39:15
It says that.
► 00:39:16
He's the first president of American history.
► 00:39:17
Oh, my God.
► 00:39:18
He is writing it.
► 00:39:20
Oh, no, no, no.
► 00:39:21
Let me read it from the top.
► 00:39:22
This is so crazy.
► 00:39:25
That this is underneath a photo in the White House is so crazy.
► 00:39:33
Look at this.
► 00:39:33
Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in American history.
► 00:39:38
This is so crazy.
► 00:39:40
Taking office as a result of the most corrupt election ever seen in the United States, Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented disasters.
► 00:39:48
What's the matter, Jamie?
► 00:39:49
Elections capitalize?
► 00:39:50
Weird.
► 00:39:50
Yeah, it is weird.
► 00:39:52
Unprecedented disasters that brought our nation to the brink of destruction.
► 00:39:56
His policies caused the highest inflation ever recorded, leading the U.S. dollar to lose more than 20% of its value in four years.
► 00:40:04
His green news scam surrendered American energy dominance, and by abolishing the southern border, Biden let 21 million people from all over the world poor in the United States, including from prisons, jails, mental institutions, and insane asylums.
► 00:40:22
Isn't that like he said two things that are the same thing for both of them?
► 00:40:26
Jails, prisons, institutions insane asylums.
► 00:40:30
His Afghanistan disaster was amongst the most humiliating events in American history and resulted in the murder of 13 brave American service members, which many other gravely wounded.
► 00:40:43
Seeing with many others gravely mooned, what's wrong with me?
► 00:40:47
Seeing Biden's devastating weakness, Russia invaded Ukraine and Hamas terrorists launched their heinous October 7th attack on Israel.
► 00:40:55
This is crazy.
► 00:40:57
Nicknamed both sleepy and crooked by you.
► 00:41:03
Nicknamed.
► 00:41:04
Like the whole public got together.
► 00:41:05
I got a name for this guy.
► 00:41:07
Was dominated by his radical left handlers.
► 00:41:11
Look how radical left is in caps, too.
► 00:41:13
They and their allies in the fake news media attempted to cover up his severe mental decline and unprecedented use of autopen.
► 00:41:25
This is so crazy.
► 00:41:26
You shouldn't be allowed to do this.
► 00:41:29
Right?
► 00:41:29
It should be like historians say this guy was president from Bapa Bay.
► 00:41:34
What's the point of it?
► 00:41:35
Does it say Donald Trump saved America?
► 00:41:38
Despite all, President Trump would get re-elected in a landslide and save America in all caps.
► 00:41:45
That's a plaque in the White House.
► 00:41:47
He's not beating the dictator charges.
► 00:41:50
This is like an African dictatorship.
► 00:41:52
This is crazy.
► 00:41:54
I think they're changing the name of the Kennedy Center to the Trump Kennedy Center.
► 00:41:57
Oh, boy.
► 00:42:02
Somebody needs to tell him, like, hey, this is not good.
► 00:42:08
You can't do that.
► 00:42:10
Because then other people could do that, too.
► 00:42:12
And then the White House stops being the White House and it becomes whoever is in its house where he could just go crazy and say everybody else is a crook.
► 00:42:20
I don't think anyone's going to do what he's doing.
► 00:42:23
I don't think there's.
► 00:42:24
I mean, look, I hope not, but it opens up.
► 00:42:26
The problem is it opens up the door for someone on the left to do their version of it.
► 00:42:31
Who's going to be the Democrat?
► 00:42:33
Who's next?
► 00:42:34
Fucking Gavin Newsome?
► 00:42:36
He's not going to fucking put up a plaque.
► 00:42:37
Of course he would.
► 00:42:37
Of course he would.
► 00:42:38
He copies everything that Trump does.
► 00:42:39
He even tries to talk like Trump on Twitter.
► 00:42:41
You don't think that he would put up plaques that talk about how corrupt Trump was and about how terrible and he was quoted as lying over 5,000 times by Washington Post.
► 00:42:51
Yeah, but he doesn't have to put up a plaque.
► 00:42:53
That'll just be everywhere.
► 00:42:55
I mean, but he could put that under his photo, though.
► 00:42:58
Like, that's never been a thing that people did before.
► 00:43:00
For sure.
► 00:43:01
Right?
► 00:43:02
I mean, I'm guessing.
► 00:43:03
What was it before?
► 00:43:05
You hear he added that Ronald Reagan was a fan of President Trump's long before his historic run for the White House?
► 00:43:12
Oh, that's so disturbing.
► 00:43:19
That's such crazy.
► 00:43:21
Fucking lackey put that shit up and was like, do you like this?
► 00:43:25
Of course he's going to fucking like it.
► 00:43:26
Bro, he wrote it.
► 00:43:27
What are you talking about?
► 00:43:28
You don't think he wrote it?
► 00:43:29
You think a lackey wrote it?
► 00:43:32
I don't fuck if I know.
► 00:43:33
I don't know what's going on.
► 00:43:35
Whoever's writing his tweets wrote that.
► 00:43:37
Yeah.
► 00:43:38
Same shit.
► 00:43:39
He's got to be writing his tweets.
► 00:43:41
I think they made a video of it, right?
► 00:43:43
Yeah.
► 00:43:44
So the video is like he says things and someone types it out for him.
► 00:43:48
He fucked up on Twitter this week.
► 00:43:51
What, with the Rob Reiner thing?
► 00:43:52
Yeah.
► 00:43:52
Yeah.
► 00:43:52
That's crazy.
► 00:43:54
It's all crazy.
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Like, so if he didn't do the Rob Reiner thing and then put up those plaques, I'd be like, yeah, that's funny.
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But then the Rob Reiner thing, you're like, god damn it, dude.
► 00:44:03
Well, the plaques are crazy.
► 00:44:04
The plaques are crazy.
► 00:44:06
The plaques are crazy.
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It's like you're the White House is supposed to be where each new president, the new guy comes in, you won the new election.
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Congratulations.
► 00:44:19
Let me show you around.
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This is what it's like.
► 00:44:22
These are all the photos.
► 00:44:23
What's funny?
► 00:44:24
Another good one.
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I think this is the tint.
► 00:44:27
Look at the, I think that's the photo for Joe Biden.
► 00:44:29
It's an auto-pen?
► 00:44:30
Yeah.
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Okay.
► 00:44:34
That's so crazy.
► 00:44:36
That's so crazy.
► 00:44:37
But again, it's still funny.
► 00:44:39
When he does crazy shit, when he does crazy shit and it's funny, I like it.
► 00:44:43
Right.
► 00:44:43
But the Rob Reiner thing is not funny, right?
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And that's like the same thing.
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Yeah.
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It's the same kind of thinking.
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And when you see it with no empathy, that's when it's hard to like.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I wish he could apologize.
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I know you can, but he won't.
► 00:45:00
Listen, there's no justification for what he did that makes any sense in a compassionate society.
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It's no different than people that were celebrating when Charlie Kirk got shot.
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That's what it is.
► 00:45:09
Yeah, that's the thing that bothers me.
► 00:45:10
Same kind of thing.
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Bro, it'd be like if Obama tweeted rest in piss.
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Imagine.
► 00:45:15
Oh my God.
► 00:45:16
Imagine.
► 00:45:16
Imagine if Obama tweeted something about someone after they died in this way, that this person was a deranged, that person had hated Obama, and he wrote Obama like all caps.
► 00:45:31
Imagine if Obama talked about Trump.
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Do you imagine if Obama talks like Trump?
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He hated Obama.
► 00:45:38
That was his thing.
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He talks about himself in third person.
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That would be crazy.
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It just shows you how crazy it is the way Trump thinks and talks.
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It's just like the guy got sliced up by his kid.
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You know, anybody that doesn't see that and go, fuck, man.
► 00:45:58
Yeah, it's the worst.
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Also, the kid's claiming not guilty right now.
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Oh, Carl.
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Okay.
► 00:46:04
I like it.
► 00:46:04
By reason of what?
► 00:46:05
I like the movie.
► 00:46:06
Oh, boy.
► 00:46:09
It's so dark, man.
► 00:46:11
Yeah, it's really fucking horrendous.
► 00:46:12
But on the other side of it, the Rob Reiner thing was crazy because Rob Reiner made it a mission to try to get Trump out of office and to try to get Trump arrested.
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And there's this really weird video where he's sitting there with John Brennan and James Clapper, these two top dog spooks.
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And they're talking about how this is unacceptable that Trump is president.
► 00:46:39
I'm like, this is a crazy thing to, and like high production value.
► 00:46:44
So it's like all filmed together.
► 00:46:45
They're coming up with reasons why they have to remove Trump from office.
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Maybe they knew something.
► 00:46:51
All that sucked.
► 00:46:53
I think that sucked.
► 00:46:54
But then, dude, you get murdered next to your wife by your son.
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Horrible.
► 00:46:58
That's like the worst thing possible.
► 00:47:00
The worst thing.
► 00:47:02
The president.
► 00:47:03
Right.
► 00:47:04
It's a crazy thing to put out.
► 00:47:06
By the time this episode comes out, we'll have moved on.
► 00:47:08
Yeah, but it seems like, you know, it seems like whenever something like that happens, where someone is happy that someone died, so many people just, you feel so disappointed.
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You know, you just feel like it's so disappointing.
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Yeah.
► 00:47:28
It's like, why, why, if you say that privately, that's one thing, which is also crazy.
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Yeah.
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But it's so disappointing.
► 00:47:36
I mean, someone would have to be the worst person ever.
► 00:47:38
And then you're like, you know what?
► 00:47:39
Fuck that guy.
► 00:47:41
But Jesus.
► 00:47:44
Yeah.
► 00:47:45
And the way it happened, too.
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Like, yo.
► 00:47:49
The way it happened makes it makes it 10 times worse.
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Oh, God.
► 00:47:53
And you know, he died.
► 00:47:54
He died in like a funny way.
► 00:47:56
Right.
► 00:48:00
You know?
► 00:48:00
Right, right, right.
► 00:48:01
Then it would be if he was like, I'm going to fucking parachute out of a plane.
► 00:48:06
Right.
► 00:48:07
There you go.
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Something stupid.
► 00:48:08
Oh, he's bungee jumping.
► 00:48:10
He lied about his weight.
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But then the worst possible way to die.
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The worst possible way to die.
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I mean, and he did, before all the political shit, he did rule.
► 00:48:20
Oh, he had amazing movies.
► 00:48:21
He fucking ruled.
► 00:48:22
Guy made amazing movies.
► 00:48:23
He ruled.
► 00:48:24
I mean, let's bring up Rob Reiner's filmography.
► 00:48:29
How many great.
► 00:48:29
He wanted to come on the podcast and talk about JFK.
► 00:48:33
That would have been sick.
► 00:48:34
Yeah.
► 00:48:38
I don't know why that never happened.
► 00:48:41
What films did he do?
► 00:48:43
Start off with.
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I don't think Spinal Tap might have been the first one, but Spinal Bride, Stand By Me, okay.
► 00:48:49
Stand by Me and Princess Bride, two of the greatest.
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A few good men?
► 00:48:52
Wait, he made a few good men?
► 00:48:54
Bro, Misery?
► 00:48:55
He did Misery?
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Fucking amazing movie.
► 00:48:58
Let me.
► 00:48:59
Was he a producer on a few good men?
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Directors.
► 00:49:02
We went to one because he did a lot of stuff too.
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He's been in movies, directed them.
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So here you go, like writer, predictor, or sorry, producer, writer, director, different and all.
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He did direct a few good men.
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Man, yeah.
► 00:49:16
Yeah, dude.
► 00:49:17
He made some bangers.
► 00:49:18
When Harry met Sally, he was a dad move of Wall Street.
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He was hilarious in that.
► 00:49:24
Oh, yeah, that's right.
► 00:49:26
I forgot about that.
► 00:49:29
Spinal Tap was supposed to come out.
► 00:49:30
I think I read they put that on fold right now.
► 00:49:34
Yeah, horrendous.
► 00:49:36
That's like.
► 00:49:38
Don't put anything out.
► 00:49:39
There's certainly take his fucking phone.
► 00:49:41
Yeah.
► 00:49:42
There's certain things the administration does that I'm just like, damn, you can't defend it.
► 00:49:47
Like the, like, the, I don't think it's the administration necessarily, but they've definitely allowed it to happen where like fucking ICE is making funny videos about deporting people.
► 00:49:56
Yeah.
► 00:49:57
And then like, like shit like this, it's like, damn, dude.
► 00:49:59
That's fucking terrible.
► 00:50:00
They use Theo.
► 00:50:01
Yeah.
► 00:50:02
They use Theo and a totally unrelated clip that like some lady said, my friend has to leave the country.
► 00:50:11
Will you make a video?
► 00:50:12
I heard you got deported.
► 00:50:14
I mean, I knew that video existed before.
► 00:50:15
Yeah.
► 00:50:16
I'm the one editing the DHS.
► 00:50:19
It's just Theo being funny.
► 00:50:21
And they use that in this ICE thing, and Theo's like, whoa.
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And he had a really good response, too.
► 00:50:27
He got them to take it down.
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But his response, see if you can find it.
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Something that his opinions on immigration are much more nuanced.
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I mean, that's the truth, though.
► 00:50:38
It's like, yeah, sure.
► 00:50:39
Illegal immigration's, we should fix that.
► 00:50:42
Yeah.
► 00:50:43
Don't fucking make it funny.
► 00:50:45
It's a serious thing.
► 00:50:46
It's a serious thing you're doing.
► 00:50:47
Yeah.
► 00:50:47
Why would you make it funny at all?
► 00:50:49
Yeah.
► 00:50:49
Like, is the thought like that that'll make it popular on TikTok and it'll spread that way?
► 00:50:54
Is that the thought?
► 00:50:55
That it'll be a video will get people to want to sign up.
► 00:50:58
I think a lot of those people are obviously just weird fucking psychos that are in that world.
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I don't know.
► 00:51:04
I heard something that I don't know if it's true.
► 00:51:09
It was about the Brown shooting, the Brown University shooting.
► 00:51:14
And it's people claiming that the security cameras had been disabled.
► 00:51:23
Yes.
► 00:51:23
I was trying to get Theo's tweet.
► 00:51:25
Here's just the quote of what it said.
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Oh, he says, DHS, I didn't approve to be used in this.
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I know you know my address, so send a check.
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And please take this down, and please keep me out of your banger deportation videos. Vaughn said on his ex-account.
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When it comes to immigration, my thoughts and heart are a lot more nuanced than this video allows.
► 00:51:45
Bye, Vaughn added.
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Perfect response.
► 00:51:48
Calling them banger videos is hilarious.
► 00:51:50
Yeah, they're ridiculous.
► 00:51:51
Yeah, they suck.
► 00:51:52
They suck.
► 00:51:52
It's like, why are you doing that?
► 00:51:54
I thought you're trying to get rid of like the worst people in the world.
► 00:51:56
You're not trying to be entertaining.
► 00:51:58
Like, the job is to get rid of the worst people in the world.
► 00:52:01
Like, but that's what we're, you know, that's what we wanted.
► 00:52:05
We wanted them to get rid of cartel members and terrorists, the worst people in the world.
► 00:52:08
That's who we were hoping for.
► 00:52:10
Yeah.
► 00:52:10
But then it's like, anybody.
► 00:52:13
I bet they have quotas.
► 00:52:15
I bet they're told they do.
► 00:52:17
Without a doubt.
► 00:52:18
Whenever you give a quota to enforcing a law, you get into weird territory.
► 00:52:25
That's when cops pull people over for bullshit.
► 00:52:27
Yeah.
► 00:52:27
That's how most of my buddies got DUIs.
► 00:52:30
Cops needed quite friends.
► 00:52:32
They just took a chance.
► 00:52:34
Me and Jamie were just talking about that.
► 00:52:35
How just our hometown.
► 00:52:37
Just miss it.
► 00:52:39
Yeah.
► 00:52:39
I was built.
► 00:52:40
That's what I was built for.
► 00:52:41
Hometowns.
► 00:52:42
Nine to five and then go to a bar.
► 00:52:45
That's what you built for us?
► 00:52:46
Did you miss those days?
► 00:52:47
I miss it a lot.
► 00:52:49
Really?
► 00:52:49
I miss going to the bar.
► 00:52:51
Just for fun.
► 00:52:51
Just sitting there hanging out.
► 00:52:53
We had.
► 00:52:53
We could have beat Lancaster Catholic.
► 00:52:55
That was fucking crazy.
► 00:52:56
We lost that fucking.
► 00:52:57
That's what I'm going to talk about when I get home for Christmas.
► 00:53:00
Yeah.
► 00:53:00
That's funny.
► 00:53:01
And you look forward to that?
► 00:53:02
I do.
► 00:53:04
Shit rules.
► 00:53:05
High school buddies, they all have families now.
► 00:53:08
Yeah.
► 00:53:09
It's nice, especially when your friends get families, it's nice to go out with them.
► 00:53:14
When you see them get that one night off, you go, oh, this guy's about to fucking black out.
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This is going to be crazy.
► 00:53:23
I have friends come to shows and just fall apart.
► 00:53:25
That's hilarious.
► 00:53:27
That's so funny.
► 00:53:28
Yeah, no, sorry about the derailing it from that actual conversation.
► 00:53:32
No, it's okay.
► 00:53:33
I don't even remember what we were talking about.
► 00:53:34
What are you talking about?
► 00:53:34
Security cameras.
► 00:53:35
Oh, the Brown University thing.
► 00:53:38
Now, why did they have the security cameras?
► 00:53:41
Why were they disabled?
► 00:53:42
Because I don't even want to say what I read.
► 00:53:44
The thing online was saying, yeah, it was ICE.
► 00:53:46
Yeah.
► 00:53:47
That it was because they wanted to stop ICE from using the feed to locate illegals that are working on the campus, maybe, or maybe citizens that are, or students rather.
► 00:53:58
Yeah.
► 00:54:00
Because they've done some wild chant.
► 00:54:01
Like they did.
► 00:54:02
I don't know if they wind up deporting that lady, but they were trying to deport that lady because she was a student and she wrote an essay that was critical of Israel.
► 00:54:11
Yeah.
► 00:54:12
Yeah.
► 00:54:17
And they want to know how a school with a $9 billion endowment does not have cameras on one of the older buildings at the edge of the campus where this happened.
► 00:54:28
Not even in the front door.
► 00:54:31
Who's coming and going?
► 00:54:32
Now they asked this question knowing that the shooter may have done whatever he wanted, but the cameras A would have deterred or B captured a better look at them and we wouldn't be here today five days out.
► 00:54:45
I want you to explain that because there's a lot of parents who are wondering where are you investing your money.
► 00:54:50
Yeah, I appreciate that question and I want to reiterate as our president did that supporting our students and communicating to the parents, to our community about our support is of utmost importance.
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We have 1,200 cameras located throughout the campus.
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We don't publish the locations of the cameras.
► 00:55:08
That would give a map to somebody to evade detection on the cameras.
► 00:55:13
So that would be counterproductive to do that.
► 00:55:15
There are cameras in this building.
► 00:55:16
And as I answered the previous question, we have turned over all evidence that we are holding it brown to law enforcement and are cooperating fully with them.
► 00:55:25
So you're saying that there's a camera music, there's cameras in the building.
► 00:55:28
I was told yesterday there wasn't cameras in the building.
► 00:55:30
The attorney general said, old building.
► 00:55:32
Come on camera right now, you fucker.
► 00:55:35
I believe he said that there were two different phases of the building that might have two different levels of technology.
► 00:55:41
Again, all video imagery has been turned over to law enforcement.
► 00:55:45
That doesn't make sense.
► 00:55:45
For me, I think this was good.
► 00:55:48
Okay, this is contradictory to what I read.
► 00:55:50
What I read was that somebody had disabled them.
► 00:55:55
So he was saying there is cameras, and they turned over all footage.
► 00:55:58
There's got to be cameras.
► 00:56:00
But the thing is, like, when you hear a story, like, they disabled it for ICE, like, is that story total bullshit?
► 00:56:04
And is that story designed to get people to tweet that out so that other people start believing it?
► 00:56:10
For sure.
► 00:56:12
They were naming the fucking shooter.
► 00:56:14
I thought, did you see that?
► 00:56:16
Yeah, how did you get it?
► 00:56:17
No, before they got the Portuguese guy.
► 00:56:20
Oh, really?
► 00:56:20
They were naming a different name?
► 00:56:22
Yeah.
► 00:56:24
Oh, no.
► 00:56:25
Yeah.
► 00:56:25
Who's the different guy?
► 00:56:26
I was all over it.
► 00:56:26
I was going, this motherfucker, how dare you?
► 00:56:29
Who was the different guy?
► 00:56:30
It was a kid that was in protests and shit, like a Gaza kid.
► 00:56:37
So they instantly named him and, yeah, whatever.
► 00:56:40
So he's going to get paid.
► 00:56:42
He should.
► 00:56:43
Oh, yeah.
► 00:56:43
He should.
► 00:56:44
Remember the Atlanta one where the guy ruined his life and they said he was a bomber?
► 00:56:49
It was just a security guy.
► 00:56:50
Oh, yeah.
► 00:56:51
Remember that guy?
► 00:56:51
Yeah, the movie.
► 00:56:52
Yeah.
► 00:56:54
Fuck is his name?
► 00:56:55
I forget his name, too.
► 00:56:56
But I remember the real story.
► 00:56:58
Paul Walter Hauser plays him in.
► 00:57:01
I hope I'm getting that name right.
► 00:57:02
I know that guy.
► 00:57:03
He's the man.
► 00:57:05
Richard Jewell.
► 00:57:06
Richard Jewell.
► 00:57:07
I was there that day.
► 00:57:08
You were in Atlanta?
► 00:57:09
Yeah, I was there.
► 00:57:10
That's a crowd.
► 00:57:12
That's crazy.
► 00:57:14
What?
► 00:57:14
Yeah, when we were headed home.
► 00:57:16
The only reason we weren't there when it went off was because we couldn't get scalp tickets to watch the Dream Team play.
► 00:57:20
The guy that we were trying to buy him from ripped him up in front of my dad and just threw him in the fucking sewer.
► 00:57:24
We're like, what?
► 00:57:24
Yo, who does that?
► 00:57:26
You are.
► 00:57:27
You are Ohio trash.
► 00:57:28
You went to the Olympics to scalp Dream Team.
► 00:57:30
No, we went to other stuff, but we didn't have tickets to that game.
► 00:57:33
So we were like, let's find tickets to the game.
► 00:57:35
What else did you see?
► 00:57:36
Like a volleyball game and a baseball game.
► 00:57:39
Richard Jewell, right?
► 00:57:40
Yeah, Richard Jewell.
► 00:57:41
I just sent you this thing.
► 00:57:43
Yeah, I found a thing on Twitter about it.
► 00:57:44
It says there's an open letter in August that anti-ICE protesters wanted the cameras disabled, but I didn't see that it actually happened.
► 00:57:54
I'll find your message.
► 00:57:56
Bro.
► 00:57:58
It's all weird.
► 00:58:01
I've kind of checked out.
► 00:58:03
Let me hear this.
► 00:58:06
Human rights group.
► 00:58:07
Yeah, it's so.
► 00:58:09
Human rights group to you university administrators dismantle surveillance to defend free speech now.
► 00:58:15
Huh?
► 00:58:15
I don't know if they did it.
► 00:58:16
What does that mean?
► 00:58:32
It comes out from your detectives.
► 00:58:33
They're a friend of mine.
► 00:58:34
They're angry at this investigation.
► 00:58:36
If these people in Brown University put the camera off, they can identify that person.
► 00:58:41
You imagine how the family want to go through?
► 00:58:43
Tell the truth to the media here.
► 00:58:46
You guys are putting cameras off.
► 00:58:48
We heard from the Brown Police Chief.
► 00:58:52
Isn't that where that girl got taken for writing the letter right when this all started?
► 00:58:57
Wasn't she a Brown student or something?
► 00:58:59
I thought it was Columbia.
► 00:59:00
I don't remember, though.
► 00:59:02
I don't remember, though.
► 00:59:03
See if you could find that story because that story is also fucking crazy.
► 00:59:07
Like, you're deporting a student for having an opinion about a world war.
► 00:59:12
It's a war that's happening, right?
► 00:59:13
At least from one side of it.
► 00:59:16
Like, having an opinion is a problem that gets you ejected from the country?
► 00:59:20
Like, especially you're at a university, which is supposed to be a place where ideas get challenged.
► 00:59:25
Yeah.
► 00:59:27
Yeah, it turns out both sides are totally hypocritical and do exactly what the other side did.
► 00:59:34
It's interesting because we're getting to see it more clearly than we've ever seen it before, right?
► 00:59:43
Yeah.
► 00:59:44
It seems like it.
► 00:59:46
It was Tufts University.
► 00:59:47
Tufts.
► 00:59:49
Arrested and detained by ICE agents in Somerville, Massachusetts.
► 00:59:55
What did she say?
► 00:59:56
She wrote up something in the newspaper, I think.
► 00:59:58
Like the school newspaper.
► 00:59:59
Right.
► 01:00:01
But what was it?
► 01:00:02
Let's see if we could read it.
► 01:00:06
I wonder what got her deported.
► 01:00:11
What were the words?
► 01:00:12
Criticizing leadership.
► 01:00:13
She criticized Tufts' leadership response to the Tufts Community Union Senate passing several resolutions concerning human rights violations in Gaza months after the op-ed was written and just weeks before she was detained.
► 01:00:25
The website Canary Mission published a profile on Ms. I don't know how to say her name Oz Turk, including her photograph claiming she engaged in anti-Israel activism.
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Its sole support for the contention was a link in screenshots of her op-ed.
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When asked about her case, Secretary of State Marco Rubio confirmed revoking her visa, adding, we gave you a visa to come and study and get a degree, not to become a social activist that tears up our university campuses.
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Shut up, Marco.
► 01:00:55
So she was asking, please.
► 01:00:58
So she was asking, she was criticizing Tufts' leadership's response to the Tufts Community Union Senate passing several resolutions.
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So she must be a part of the Tufts Community Union Senate, or someone is.
► 01:01:13
So they passed several resolutions concerning human rights violations.
► 01:01:18
So like, what is like, what was she?
► 01:01:21
I want to know what she actually said.
► 01:01:24
You know what I mean?
► 01:01:25
I mean, we're getting a synopsis of what her actual op-ed was.
► 01:01:31
I can find the op-ed.
► 01:01:32
See if we can find it.
► 01:01:33
It's just interesting.
► 01:01:34
Because what can get you kicked out of a country that is the most pro-free speech country on planet Earth?
► 01:01:40
Like, what gets you kicked out?
► 01:01:42
Is it really?
► 01:01:43
Free speech.
► 01:01:44
Right.
► 01:01:45
But is it only that one?
► 01:01:46
Is it only that one?
► 01:01:47
Like, what if you had an opinion on Ukraine and Russia?
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Would that get you kicked out?
► 01:01:52
I doubt it.
► 01:01:53
That's weird, right?
► 01:01:54
Certainly is.
► 01:01:55
That's kind of weird.
► 01:01:55
It's a little bit more.
► 01:01:58
You notice?
► 01:01:58
Give me two more beers.
► 01:02:00
I'll let you know.
► 01:02:01
I'll let you know my algorithm's been cheating me.
► 01:02:05
It's kind of crazy because, you know, unless someone is outright calling for violence or revolution or to ignore the laws or ignore the rules, if they're just having an opinion on a gigantic international conflict, that seems crazy to want to kick him out of the country.
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Unless there's something more that I don't know.
► 01:02:30
Yeah, maybe she must have said something you would think pretty crazy.
► 01:02:34
But I bet you she didn't.
► 01:02:36
Yeah, she might have.
► 01:02:37
We'll see.
► 01:02:40
I bet it was a wild-ass statement.
► 01:02:43
Oh, this is so long.
► 01:02:46
Try again, President Kumar, renewing calls for Tufts to adopt March 4th TCU Senate resolutions.
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University's response is wholly inadequate and dismissive of the Senate, the collective voice of the student body.
► 01:03:04
First of all, why would Tufts be doing anything about what's happening in Gaza?
► 01:03:11
And what could they really do?
► 01:03:13
You know what I'm saying?
► 01:03:14
Yeah, but if, yeah.
► 01:03:16
Like, what could they really do?
► 01:03:19
I don't know.
► 01:03:20
They might stop it.
► 01:03:22
Investments and divesting from companies and direct and direct ties to Israel is what they were talking about.
► 01:03:27
Right.
► 01:03:28
But the problem is, aren't those companies, Israel's not a communist dictatorship.
► 01:03:32
So those companies that you're not going to invest in, they're just citizens of Israel.
► 01:03:36
Like you're citizens of America.
► 01:03:38
You know what I mean?
► 01:03:39
It's like there's a lot of people that were protesting that in Yahoo before October 7th.
► 01:03:43
It's like not everybody agrees with everybody.
► 01:03:45
It's not like Israel's a monoculture that only has like one thing that they think.
► 01:03:50
There's a lot of people over there that don't like their government.
► 01:03:54
So like to ban their business and not use their business.
► 01:04:00
Fuck if I know.
► 01:04:01
I don't know.
► 01:04:02
What does that do?
► 01:04:02
It puts pressure on them to vote differently, I guess.
► 01:04:05
Yeah.
► 01:04:06
Yeah, where'd she, where was she from?
► 01:04:09
But again, isn't that just an opinion?
► 01:04:13
It's an opinion.
► 01:04:14
It didn't even, I don't think she even said anything that wild in there.
► 01:04:17
No.
► 01:04:17
Is that what the fuck she got kicked out for?
► 01:04:19
There's probably a lot more to it, but just one of three or four authors of this paper, even.
► 01:04:23
That's one of those things where you got to be able to talk about shit like that.
► 01:04:27
And if you can talk about shit like that, if you're from Ohio and they're not going to send you out of the country somewhere, you know what I'm saying?
► 01:04:36
Why can't you talk about it if you're from another country?
► 01:04:39
I feel like once you are in America legally, shouldn't we treat you like a fucking American?
► 01:04:47
Other than, you know.
► 01:04:48
Certainly.
► 01:04:48
Yeah.
► 01:04:49
Other than you being able to vote yet.
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But once you're here legally, we've agreed.
► 01:04:54
They can.
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A lot of places.
► 01:04:55
Turns out they can.
► 01:04:58
It turns out a ton of votes.
► 01:04:59
It's not zero.
► 01:05:00
It's not zero.
► 01:05:01
Anybody who says it's zero is fucking lying.
► 01:05:03
Did you see that most recent thing about the Georgia elections?
► 01:05:08
No.
► 01:05:08
Oh, it's kind of crazy.
► 01:05:11
I told you, I checked out, dude.
► 01:05:12
I'm watching Fighter Jet highlight videos on my phone.
► 01:05:14
You're better off that way.
► 01:05:15
You're better off checking out.
► 01:05:16
I'm waiting for the college football playoffs.
► 01:05:18
Yeah.
► 01:05:18
Patiently.
► 01:05:20
They found a ton of, well, I don't want to put it.
► 01:05:26
Let me pause for a second when I find this.
► 01:05:28
I got the tweet.
► 01:05:29
You got it?
► 01:05:29
Yeah, but I think it's a – I don't think it – I don't know either.
► 01:05:33
I'm not paying attention to this.
► 01:05:35
It's found votes is what I'm talking about.
► 01:05:37
Well, they were saying that 315,000 early votes lacked the poll workers' signatures.
► 01:05:44
We don't dispute the allegation.
► 01:05:46
Right.
► 01:05:47
So if that's true, they admit that 315,000 votes lacked poll workers' signatures and they were counted in 2020.
► 01:05:56
I don't think that's legal.
► 01:05:59
Let's put that into perplexity.
► 01:06:01
Is that legal?
► 01:06:03
Like, if that's true, is that legal?
► 01:06:05
And should those votes have counted?
► 01:06:07
Because here's where it gets crazy.
► 01:06:08
Trump lost to Biden in Georgia by I think it was 11,000 votes.
► 01:06:15
Yeah, I read, though, that they'd already done a hand count of these votes since because this has been disputed for the last five years.
► 01:06:22
So what does that mean?
► 01:06:23
They did a hand count of the votes.
► 01:06:25
The thing is, it doesn't have the poll signature, right?
► 01:06:28
I'm just saying that's separate from the poll signature.
► 01:06:30
I don't even know what that means.
► 01:06:30
Right, but what the accusation, at least, is that 315,000 lacked.
► 01:06:37
So put the tweet up again so we can read the accusation.
► 01:06:41
It says 315,000 early votes that lack poll workers' signatures.
► 01:06:49
So a poll worker is supposed to sign every one of them, right?
► 01:06:54
I was trying to read into what this means.
► 01:06:56
There's something like each day when they use the machine, they have to zero out the machine to make sure it's starting at zero.
► 01:07:03
And then at the end of the day, you got to sign off on what it says.
► 01:07:06
Someone counted them or something like that.
► 01:07:08
And they don't have evidence because there wasn't anything being signed that this even started at zero.
► 01:07:13
They could have had their sample tally still on there from their practicing the machines to make sure they counted right.
► 01:07:18
There's a lot of discrepancies on what that could have meant.
► 01:07:21
I think it's a chain of custody issue.
► 01:07:25
I don't know, again, what that means specifically to this particular issue.
► 01:07:29
So it could mean many things.
► 01:07:31
And one of the things that it could mean is that 315,000 early votes were bullshit.
► 01:07:36
They also don't know who voted for who in those 315,000 votes.
► 01:07:40
Right.
► 01:07:41
To bad if we tallied those up.
► 01:07:44
That's right.
► 01:07:45
I think I was reading into these two.
► 01:07:46
Some people are like, this is nonsense because they've already gone back and counted them all, but people are fighting with those people in it.
► 01:07:53
The problem is when you asked Trump about it, like when I had him on the podcast, I'm like, you think they stole the 2020 election?
► 01:07:58
Like, tell me what's the evidence.
► 01:08:01
He didn't.
► 01:08:02
Well, he might not have remembered.
► 01:08:05
He might have just said, tell me what they did and had somebody work on it.
► 01:08:09
And then they told him.
► 01:08:10
And then he starts talking about it, but he didn't really go in depth about it.
► 01:08:13
I don't know.
► 01:08:14
But he didn't have a satisfactory answer.
► 01:08:17
No, he didn't.
► 01:08:17
I was hoping he did.
► 01:08:18
I was hoping he did, too.
► 01:08:21
I was hoping he would have said they stole it through propaganda and shit.
► 01:08:26
Or what happened in those years.
► 01:08:29
Certainly.
► 01:08:30
And instead it was just down to voter fraud and like.
► 01:08:35
Yeah.
► 01:08:35
Which I'm sure there was some, but it was like you could have had an argument with what happened in 2020 and leading up to it.
► 01:08:42
Yeah.
► 01:08:43
You could definitely have a thing where you see with the FBI and the Twitter files and all that shit with the Hunter Biden laptop story.
► 01:08:50
He didn't even bring that up.
► 01:08:51
Yeah, I should have brought that up.
FBI Files and Hunter Biden
00:15:40
► 01:08:54
Georgia officials and complaints agree that failing to obtain required poll worker signatures on the tabulator tapes for roughly 315,000 early vote ballots in Fulton County was a violation of Georgia election procedure law, i.e. it was not done in compliance with the statute.
► 01:09:11
That does not automatically mean individual voters did anything wrong or that their ballots are criminally illegal, but it does mean the county certification process for those votes did not follow the state legal requirements.
► 01:09:26
So those are not supposed to have been counted.
► 01:09:29
Is that what they're saying?
► 01:09:30
Because it didn't follow the requirements?
► 01:09:35
That's what they're saying.
► 01:09:37
So it's a scroll back up again so I can hear.
► 01:09:39
So it says poll workers must also print and sign zero tapes at the start of voting to show machines begin at zero, and these signed tapes serve as the official certification that reported totals from the scanner are authentic.
► 01:09:54
That's what they require.
► 01:09:56
So they require people to do that.
► 01:09:57
So maybe someone didn't do that, what they were required.
► 01:10:02
That's a possibility.
► 01:10:03
I think 36 did.
► 01:10:06
36 of 37 advanced voting precincts in Fulton County had failed to sign the tabulation tapes, including that the county violated official election record document processes required by statute.
► 01:10:21
The ones the voting precincts put this in that failed to sign the tabulation tapes, were they predominantly Republican or Democrat?
► 01:10:34
Just Google Fulton County and click images.
► 01:10:40
I think you know.
► 01:10:41
What do you think?
► 01:10:43
I don't know.
► 01:10:45
Well, I mean, if the Republicans are complaining about it, it's obviously a Democrat.
► 01:10:48
Right.
► 01:10:49
For sure.
► 01:11:01
Predominantly, it was close.
► 01:11:02
Here we go.
► 01:11:02
That's how I would have spelled it.
► 01:11:04
That's how I would have spelled it.
► 01:11:05
I thought it was right.
► 01:11:06
I can't believe anything's wrong, though.
► 01:11:08
I thought it was right.
► 01:11:09
I wonder if AI would have figured it out.
► 01:11:11
It would have.
► 01:11:11
With Perplexity would have.
► 01:11:12
Yeah, yeah.
► 01:11:14
Specific 36 and 37 advanced voting locations with unsigned tapes are not publicly broken out by party, but Fulton County as a whole is strongly Democratic.
► 01:11:23
And its advanced early vote totals in 2020 were overwhelmingly Democratic.
► 01:11:29
In other words, those affected advanced voting sites would be expected to be predominantly Democrat in their results, not Republican.
► 01:11:38
Weird that 36 out of 37 that have unsigned tapes are strong Democratic, and that there's 315,000 votes that aren't supposed to be there.
► 01:11:53
They didn't sign for the, but it's okay.
► 01:11:56
Don't worry about it.
► 01:11:56
We just forgot to tally.
► 01:11:58
Fuck it.
► 01:11:58
We forgot to tally.
► 01:11:59
Whoopsies.
► 01:12:01
We were so busy making sure we saved democracy that we forgot to tally.
► 01:12:05
They saved it.
► 01:12:06
It was fucking good four years.
► 01:12:08
What a great move, though.
► 01:12:10
If they really did steal the election, like, wow.
► 01:12:12
Is that the first time anyone's ever done it?
► 01:12:15
I don't know if they did it.
► 01:12:16
I'm not saying they did it, but I'm saying if they did do it, like, what a great movie that would be.
► 01:12:20
There's no way.
► 01:12:21
A bunch of fucking pink-haired dorks who really do hijack the system in the fucking back rooms, like licking envelopes and sealing mail-in ballots.
► 01:12:34
I asked the thing I read, and it says that they're both hand-counted and fully audited after the fact.
► 01:12:40
I asked after they had found a problem certification, and it says that they did.
► 01:12:46
Hand-counted and fully audited after the fact.
► 01:12:50
There's no way the people that didn't sign are the ones making sure to tell everyone it was hand-counted, right?
► 01:12:57
It says hand-counted, but then recounted by Michelle.
► 01:12:59
Now, and those process included Fulton, even though the later issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post-2024 hand count.
► 01:13:11
Wait a minute.
► 01:13:12
What does that mean?
► 01:13:13
The issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post-2024 hand count.
► 01:13:21
Hmm.
► 01:13:24
That's where I get.
► 01:13:25
This is a weird.
► 01:13:26
I don't know what any of this stuff means, to be honest with you.
► 01:13:29
Yeah, what does that mean?
► 01:13:30
That's what's confusing.
► 01:13:32
Was there 315 weird votes or not?
► 01:13:35
Because that is the main right-wing.
► 01:13:39
I bet if you went on Truth Social and asked them how did they steal the election, they'd fucking—I bet you can't get banned from Truth Social, right?
► 01:13:46
You probably can't get banned.
► 01:13:47
Maybe you say something liberal.
► 01:13:48
You'd have to say, but you'd have to be crazy liberal.
► 01:13:51
Or if you said, I believe that there's two genders on Blue Sky, you're Dunzies.
► 01:13:56
Are you?
► 01:13:56
Instant.
► 01:13:58
Gone.
► 01:13:58
So yeah.
► 01:13:59
Blueski's nuts.
► 01:14:00
Bro, they go crazy.
► 01:14:02
Do you know what McCann told us?
► 01:14:04
I do.
► 01:14:05
I do know what he told us.
► 01:14:06
I don't know how true that is.
► 01:14:07
Yeah, we should find out.
► 01:14:08
Yeah, let's find out.
► 01:14:09
So McCann says that they created a ban in Australia on social media for kids under 16.
► 01:14:18
That this ban includes Instagram and TikTok, but does not include Blue Sky.
► 01:14:27
If that's true, that is crazy.
► 01:14:31
You just, you like up until 16 years old, the only way you get to communicate is the most radically leftist site available.
► 01:14:42
In Blue Sky, I saw this lady, one guy rather, said, I'm trying to be Zen about it.
► 01:14:48
Like something happened to him.
► 01:14:49
I'm trying to be Zen about it.
► 01:14:50
And then this other guy underneath it chimes in.
► 01:14:53
It would be great if you would stop being racist to Asians.
► 01:14:57
Maybe he was being funny.
► 01:14:58
No, no, There's no humor.
► 01:15:02
There's no humor.
► 01:15:04
It is a fucking SSRI soup.
► 01:15:07
There's no humor over there.
► 01:15:09
There's no humor.
► 01:15:12
I fuck with Blueski.
► 01:15:13
I got to get on there.
► 01:15:15
I thought it was Blue Ski for so long.
► 01:15:17
Call it Blue Ski.
► 01:15:19
I bet a lot of people are going to call it that.
► 01:15:20
Blue Ski's nice.
► 01:15:21
They'll ban the fuck out of you.
► 01:15:22
The law's initial list of restricted platforms includes Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok, YouTube, Snapchat, Reddit, Threads, Kick, and Twitch.
► 01:15:30
Other platforms, including Stream, Steam, Blue Sky, WhatsApp, and YouTube Kids were considered but not included in the ban.
► 01:15:38
So that's true.
► 01:15:39
So Blue Sky, which is just Twitter, but for super hardcore lefties, is not included in the movie.
► 01:15:47
Bro, did they ban Truth Social?
► 01:15:51
Doesn't seem like they did.
► 01:15:53
Put that into perplexity.
► 01:15:54
Find out if the Australian ban includes True Social.
► 01:15:57
They're banning Trump's tweets.
► 01:15:59
Imagine if you get on True Social when you're 13, they'll look at Buck Wild, but Blue Ski's just like tanking kids.
► 01:16:05
That's wild.
► 01:16:06
Turning kids trans left and right.
► 01:16:07
Reddit's available.
► 01:16:09
I thought it just said Reddit was not.
► 01:16:10
I thought they said Reddit was one of the bands.
► 01:16:12
The link I just clicked said it could extend the Reddit Twitch and Roblox, even dating apps.
► 01:16:16
Oh, some people are bribing them.
► 01:16:18
Let's be honest.
► 01:16:19
It's Roblox.
► 01:16:19
People are bribing them.
► 01:16:20
Reddit's a little.
► 01:16:21
Yeah, this is the Reddit's left-leaning.
► 01:16:23
Reddit is among the companies that has approached.
► 01:16:27
I think they need to have certain things on their websites, and those websites that are banned don't have those blocks and filters available.
► 01:16:34
I tell you, I tried to try to jack off on Reddit.
► 01:16:37
Tell you that.
► 01:16:40
Because they banned Pornhub here.
► 01:16:43
Oh, I see.
► 01:16:44
So I was like, I heard people jack off on Reddit, and I try to avoid Reddit.
► 01:16:48
And as soon as I opened it, first thing was like, Shane Gillis fucking sucks now.
► 01:16:56
No.
► 01:16:56
I still got one off, but it was a tough one.
► 01:17:00
There's a lot of mean, angry people out there, Shane.
► 01:17:03
Yeah.
► 01:17:04
A lot of people are not happy.
► 01:17:06
For sure.
► 01:17:08
That is a porn thing's a weird one, too, because kids know about VPNs.
► 01:17:13
You're just keeping stupid shits from jerking off.
► 01:17:16
It's probably good.
► 01:17:18
It's probably.
► 01:17:21
You want the stupid ones out of cum so they're not making dumb decisions.
► 01:17:25
You're making another good point.
► 01:17:26
Yeah, you want them all dried out.
► 01:17:29
You sound like you're tweeting on Blue Sky, though.
► 01:17:31
All the stupid kids, you just want them jerking off as much as possible.
► 01:17:35
You should have an IQ test to see if you could get porn.
► 01:17:38
And that IQ test should be really making sure you're dumb.
► 01:17:42
And if you're too smart, fuck you.
► 01:17:43
Yeah, you know what I mean?
► 01:17:43
Like if you pass it, you got to go study.
► 01:17:45
You go study.
► 01:17:46
But if you hit like a 65 on the, they just go, go ahead, jack off.
► 01:17:51
Wow, jack off.
► 01:17:52
Imagine that?
► 01:17:53
That would be a way that would keep dumb people sedated.
► 01:17:57
Just give them as much as possible.
► 01:17:59
If they are sedated, maybe that's what they're doing to us.
► 01:18:01
To all of us.
► 01:18:02
Just keep giving us live porn 24-7 anytime you want it.
► 01:18:06
Hop on a website.
► 01:18:08
That's a good way to keep dumb people just dried up, outagiz, creepy, no motivation.
► 01:18:15
Pretty crazy.
► 01:18:16
Used to, you know, it's a classic bit, but you got to, it used to be an ordeal to get your hands on that.
► 01:18:21
Yeah.
► 01:18:22
Now it's just like, I'll be watching a.
► 01:18:23
I was watching Revolutionary War Doc last night.
► 01:18:29
In between, I was just like, pause.
► 01:18:32
All right, let's see what happened to Ticonderoga.
► 01:18:37
You are one of 99% of the population of men when they're alone.
► 01:18:42
Yeah.
► 01:18:42
Yeah.
► 01:18:43
I'm watching Ken Burns Revolution.
► 01:18:44
Right.
► 01:18:45
Seahawks, Seahawks Rams just finished up.
► 01:18:48
Classic game.
► 01:18:50
Toss on some Revolutionary War.
► 01:18:52
Started dragging a little.
► 01:18:53
I said, fuck it, pause.
► 01:18:55
Jack off.
► 01:18:57
I didn't know Benedict Arnold was the hero of Ticonderoga.
► 01:19:01
Now you're actually interested and not distracted.
► 01:19:03
Fully not distracted.
► 01:19:04
Do you know John Lilly, the guy who invented the sensory deprivation tank?
► 01:19:08
No, I don't.
► 01:19:09
He was involved.
► 01:19:11
He's cracking them off in there.
► 01:19:12
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 01:19:15
He definitely had a family.
► 01:19:17
He was like, This is a chamber that no one can go in.
► 01:19:22
He was jacking off, dude.
► 01:19:24
Probably.
► 01:19:25
But more importantly, he also ran this research where they were working with dolphins.
► 01:19:30
It was like he was a pioneer in interspecies communication.
► 01:19:33
So they were attempting to teach dolphins how to speak.
► 01:19:36
And so this lady, I'm not bullshitting here.
► 01:19:39
I know.
► 01:19:39
This lady is the dumbest group.
► 01:19:41
Dumbest idea.
► 01:19:41
They were all on ketamine.
► 01:19:42
Yeah.
► 01:19:43
This lady lived in a house that was like three feet high in water with a fucking dolphin.
► 01:19:48
And the thing was, they found out that she had to jack the dolphin off.
► 01:19:52
If she didn't jack the dolphin off, the dolphin would not pay attention.
► 01:19:55
I've heard this story.
► 01:19:56
Yeah.
► 01:19:56
So she would, every day she would jack him off, and they went, What?
► 01:19:59
Cancel this fucking project.
► 01:20:01
Yeah, but this lady's jacking off dolphins.
► 01:20:03
I bet you by the 100th, 120th time jacking him off, he was like, oh, shit.
► 01:20:10
Holy fuck.
► 01:20:11
The problem with dolphins is they don't have lips, right?
► 01:20:13
So they make a totally different kind of sound.
► 01:20:15
You can't get them to sound like a human.
► 01:20:18
And these fucking idiots are like, hello.
► 01:20:21
Hello.
► 01:20:22
He's like, yeah.
► 01:20:27
I swear to God, the Nazis were trying to get dogs to talk.
► 01:20:30
Oh, I bet they were.
► 01:20:31
Everyone's trying to get.
► 01:20:32
What's that, Jerry?
► 01:20:33
Everyone's trying to get animals to talk.
► 01:20:35
What do you got?
► 01:20:36
What is it?
► 01:20:37
The whole documentary called The Dolphin House.
► 01:20:39
Oh, about the place where this lady lived.
► 01:20:42
Yeah.
► 01:20:43
That's literally there, I think.
► 01:20:45
I hate to be this guy, but I would hit pause on that documentary and crack one off.
► 01:20:50
Fully.
► 01:20:53
I'd be disappointed in myself.
► 01:20:55
So this lady just lived with a fucking dolphin.
► 01:20:59
Where was this?
► 01:21:00
Where were they?
► 01:21:03
Like, where was the house?
► 01:21:06
Damn.
► 01:21:07
She just had to jack that dolphin off all the time.
► 01:21:09
Think if that was your wife, and then this documentary comes out later, and you're like, What?
► 01:21:13
What did you do?
► 01:21:14
Also, again.
► 01:21:15
I did research.
► 01:21:16
I did scientific research.
► 01:21:18
You get off my back.
► 01:21:20
I know.
► 01:21:21
I was young and single, and we hadn't even met.
► 01:21:24
I don't care.
► 01:21:26
You didn't tell me.
► 01:21:27
He jacked off dolphins.
► 01:21:28
We were engaged and you were jacking off dolphins for research.
► 01:21:31
Depends how long you're.
► 01:21:32
I get all really testy.
► 01:21:35
St. Thomas.
► 01:21:37
Okay.
► 01:21:37
But the bummer thing is the dolphin doesn't want to be in that stupid little house.
► 01:21:41
The dolphin wants to be out there swimming.
► 01:21:43
After a while, he did.
► 01:21:44
After he got a few pandies.
► 01:21:46
Yeah, fucking.
► 01:21:47
Right?
► 01:21:48
That's the jackpot.
► 01:21:49
Right.
► 01:21:49
Put him in a house?
► 01:21:50
He's in a fucking house.
► 01:21:51
They're feeding him.
► 01:21:52
He's getting jacked off.
► 01:21:53
You want to hear a dark truth about dolphins?
► 01:21:56
Female dolphins are very promiscuous.
► 01:21:59
We should make sure this is true.
► 01:22:01
Are female dolphins sluts?
► 01:22:03
And I think they think the theory is because when they have babies, it takes a long time for them to raise their baby and they won't breed while they're taking care of their babies.
► 01:22:14
I think it's like several years.
► 01:22:16
And so the males will kill babies of a female they haven't slept with.
► 01:22:23
Yes.
► 01:22:23
So they can get them to fuck.
► 01:22:25
They'll kill the baby of a female that they haven't slept with.
► 01:22:28
So the females sleep with as many men as possible so that the dolphin doesn't know whether or not it's his kids.
► 01:22:38
That's cool.
► 01:22:39
It is.
► 01:22:40
Yeah.
► 01:22:40
But it's also like, yo, how ruthless is everybody?
► 01:22:44
Yeah.
► 01:22:44
I mean, dolphins are supposed to be our peaceful spiritual cousins that live in the ocean.
► 01:22:52
And meanwhile, they regularly kill babies and they force their ladies into being hoes so that they don't think their baby's killed.
► 01:22:58
Whenever you look at animals, you got to think about what we do.
► 01:23:04
That's true.
► 01:23:04
Yeah, if male dolphins kill the babies of female dolphins they haven't had sex with.
► 01:23:12
You got to think about what we do, and then you think dolphins are dumber than us.
► 01:23:15
They're probably doing crazy shit.
► 01:23:16
I don't know if they are dumber than us.
► 01:23:18
That's what's weird.
► 01:23:20
They just can't.
► 01:23:21
They better be.
► 01:23:21
They can't affect their environment.
► 01:23:23
We assume that intelligence is only the ability to manipulate your environment.
► 01:23:27
That's what we assume.
► 01:23:28
Because we associate intelligence with all the stuff that we created.
► 01:23:33
But we don't even know what the fuck they're saying.
► 01:23:35
You know, we haven't been able to decipher their language.
► 01:23:38
They have very specific languages.
► 01:23:39
She was probably two or three jack-offs away from finding out.
► 01:23:43
She was right on the cusp, but they were like, you dumb whore, get out of here.
► 01:23:46
She wasn't.
► 01:23:46
They needed more funding.
► 01:23:48
They just needed more funding.
► 01:23:50
Male dolphins sometimes kill calves sired by other males to bring the mother back into Estra sooner.
► 01:23:55
Yeah.
► 01:23:56
Allowing them to mate and pass on their genes a behavior called infanticide, observed in species like bottlenose and Pacific white-sided dolphins.
► 01:24:05
This species makes them have like a high-speed race, it says, to find the best agile partner.
► 01:24:10
Jeez.
► 01:24:11
Most agile?
► 01:24:12
You got to win that shit.
► 01:24:13
I'd be a whole face.
► 01:24:15
That's crazy.
► 01:24:16
They're received by several males in high-speed chases.
► 01:24:18
They hit him with the cone drill.
► 01:24:21
Yet females show selectivity for agile partners and can control fertilization via vaginal structure.
► 01:24:29
Oh, so a guy could nut in them and they'd be like, no, no, baby.
► 01:24:33
Fuck you.
Bonobo Chases and Agile Partners
00:10:22
► 01:24:34
Oh, that's a nice thing.
► 01:24:35
It's just a nut.
► 01:24:36
That's a nice thing.
► 01:24:39
Imagine that if they just come up with that instead of abortion, they just go, oh, we're just going to give you a dolphin pussy.
► 01:24:44
Just lock it down.
► 01:24:46
Look at this next one.
► 01:24:46
This one, the guy nuts, and you lock it down.
► 01:24:49
Okay?
► 01:24:49
Make an agreement.
► 01:24:50
You sure you're going to lock it down?
► 01:24:52
You told me you want babies.
► 01:24:53
You swear to God?
► 01:24:53
No, no, no.
► 01:24:54
I'm locking it down for you.
► 01:24:56
You swear to God.
► 01:24:58
The question: are female dolphins sluts?
► 01:25:00
Right.
► 01:25:01
Yeah.
► 01:25:02
Females participate in same-sex genital rubber, masturbation, and pleasure-seeking via functional catorises rich in nerves, indicating sex serves social enjoyment roles beyond procreation.
► 01:25:15
Up to 75% of dolphins' sexual activity may prioritize pleasure or alliances over breeding.
► 01:25:22
Males often coerce via alliances, but females evade or reposition to exert choice.
► 01:25:29
So they scissor.
► 01:25:31
Female scissoring in the dolphin community.
► 01:25:33
I like it.
► 01:25:34
We broke that news here.
► 01:25:35
Bring that up.
► 01:25:35
There's a dusky dolphin, dude.
► 01:25:37
What's that one doing?
► 01:25:38
Just fucking boys in Penn State's locker room?
► 01:25:41
Oh, geez.
► 01:25:41
Come on.
► 01:25:42
No.
► 01:25:44
I told you.
► 01:25:44
I had a couple.
► 01:25:46
He's ready to roll.
► 01:25:47
Oh, no.
► 01:25:49
Oh, no.
► 01:25:50
Old dusky dolphin.
► 01:25:51
Yeah.
► 01:25:51
So, like, when we think about peaceful creatures on Earth, we're the most.
► 01:25:56
We're number one.
► 01:25:57
We're the most peaceful.
► 01:25:58
There's no chance.
► 01:25:59
Yeah, yeah.
► 01:25:59
As warlike as we are, as far as intelligence.
► 01:26:02
Okay, all right.
► 01:26:03
All right.
► 01:26:03
I'll give you.
► 01:26:03
Well, dude, there's got to be some peaceful.
► 01:26:06
Dolphins must be going to war with each other.
► 01:26:08
There's no way those high raxes aren't doing anything.
► 01:26:12
No, there's no way we're the most peaceful.
► 01:26:14
The most peaceful are those chimpanzees, the bonobos.
► 01:26:18
Or the bonobos.
► 01:26:21
All they do is fuck each other.
► 01:26:23
Yeah.
► 01:26:23
Bonobos are wild.
► 01:26:24
They look a lot like chimps, just a little softer.
► 01:26:27
Yeah.
► 01:26:27
And all they do is just get it on.
► 01:26:28
Who are those guys with those big noses?
► 01:26:30
Oh.
► 01:26:31
Those are funny guys.
► 01:26:32
Those are weird.
► 01:26:32
That's a weird look.
► 01:26:34
How about the ones where their asshole lights up when they want to fuck?
► 01:26:37
Their asshole becomes like a target.
► 01:26:39
You don't want to fuck up.
► 01:26:40
They do that.
► 01:26:40
Oh, bro.
► 01:26:41
They put a light up in there.
► 01:26:45
They put light up with butt clubs.
► 01:26:47
No.
► 01:26:48
Those cowboys is eating drugs.
► 01:26:51
They put butt pugs in the cow light of light up.
► 01:26:54
Really?
► 01:26:54
Oh, bro.
► 01:26:55
Pull that bucky back up.
► 01:26:56
Look at this guy's face.
► 01:26:58
How are y'all?
► 01:26:58
Hold on.
► 01:26:59
Can you get him making a noise?
► 01:27:00
They're very funny.
► 01:27:03
Yeah.
► 01:27:04
That's the physique I'm going for.
► 01:27:07
There was an old school comedian that had this big, crazy nose, and they would call him the schnauz.
► 01:27:15
Who the fuck am I thinking of?
► 01:27:17
Like old-timey movies.
► 01:27:21
They'd call him the schnauz.
► 01:27:22
That's it.
► 01:27:22
Jimmy Duranty.
► 01:27:24
Yeah.
► 01:27:24
He does look like a probiscus.
► 01:27:26
A lot like one.
► 01:27:29
But his whole thing was like his nose was huge.
► 01:27:33
Yeah, you gotta be a little fucking schnaz.
► 01:27:36
That's a hell of a schnaz.
► 01:27:38
There's no other way to describe that.
► 01:27:39
Ari Shafir would make fun of his nose.
► 01:27:41
The schnauz.
► 01:27:42
Yeah.
► 01:27:42
Look, I mean, all of his photos, all the caricatures, his nose is preposterous.
► 01:27:49
He aged into it.
► 01:27:51
Yeah.
► 01:27:51
Worked out of it.
► 01:27:52
You're a young man with that fucking nose.
► 01:27:53
That's tough.
► 01:27:54
That's a tough time.
► 01:27:55
This is nice, bro.
► 01:27:56
Wait till you hear this fucker talk.
► 01:27:58
Nose like a man.
► 01:27:59
Nose like a man, yeah.
► 01:28:01
What?
► 01:28:01
I like those guys.
► 01:28:02
They have to be peaceful.
► 01:28:03
That's a weird face, man.
► 01:28:05
Imagine if they were tough.
► 01:28:05
That's what women look like now.
► 01:28:07
Yeah, for real.
► 01:28:09
The nose job.
► 01:28:10
That's exactly what women look like.
► 01:28:11
It's a Michael Jackson thing.
► 01:28:13
Yeah.
► 01:28:13
Bro, imagine if that was 10 feet tall and was trying to kill your baby.
► 01:28:17
You know what I'm saying?
► 01:28:19
Yeah.
► 01:28:20
Yeah.
► 01:28:25
Whoa.
► 01:28:26
What did they do in a past life to come back as that?
► 01:28:29
They must have been really mean.
► 01:28:32
They must have been a really mean person.
► 01:28:33
What are you talking about, dude?
► 01:28:34
There must have been a really mean person in past life.
► 01:28:37
Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
► 01:28:43
Yo.
► 01:28:44
Bro.
► 01:28:45
Jesus.
► 01:28:47
That's like a man.
► 01:28:48
That's like a really evil man from the past who's been reincarnated as this fucked up monkey.
► 01:28:57
Like he's kind of conscious that something's wrong.
► 01:28:59
So why am I not in my mid evil manner?
► 01:29:04
You're at the Baltimore Zoo.
► 01:29:06
Just getting stared at by little kids.
► 01:29:09
This is good stuff.
► 01:29:10
What was that other one?
► 01:29:11
The Michael Jackson one?
► 01:29:13
I like that one.
► 01:29:14
The nose was one.
► 01:29:14
What was that tiny little fucking guy?
► 01:29:16
That tiny little guy was terrifying.
► 01:29:18
It was huge.
► 01:29:19
You know, it was real big and giant.
► 01:29:21
It would suck to get killed by a giant cute thing.
► 01:29:25
You know what I mean?
► 01:29:26
Like a giant fluffy.
► 01:29:27
You know, like some of the monkeys are really cute.
► 01:29:30
Like, if he was like six inches tall, he would be really cute.
► 01:29:35
Like, oh, my God, he's so cute.
► 01:29:37
If he was 10 feet tall, he would be fucking terrified.
► 01:29:41
Terrifying.
► 01:29:41
Terrible snowman.
► 01:29:42
Look at that fucking thing.
► 01:29:43
That's what I'm saying.
► 01:29:45
Bro, that thing is terrifying.
► 01:29:48
It's got like a bat nose.
► 01:29:49
Look at his fucking creepy ass nose.
► 01:29:53
That would rip your fucking face right off.
► 01:29:56
Just jump on your face.
► 01:29:57
You wouldn't be able to pull it off.
► 01:29:59
Your nose would be gone.
► 01:30:01
That rules.
► 01:30:02
Right.
► 01:30:03
But if it's 10 feet tall, it doesn't rule.
► 01:30:05
That thing's standing outside your village waiting for you to dog to go outside.
► 01:30:10
Shit.
► 01:30:11
That's a big man.
► 01:30:13
Why are they so fucking cute when they're little?
► 01:30:16
But if that thing was giant and had fangs, if it was 10 feet tall, but it wouldn't be.
► 01:30:21
It was big and scary.
► 01:30:22
It would have a scary face.
► 01:30:24
Like, why is that?
► 01:30:25
Why do the little ones?
► 01:30:26
What is cute?
► 01:30:27
Why do the little ones literally have a cute face that if you made that thing big, it wouldn't be as scary?
► 01:30:34
Maybe that's just our instinct to think babies are cute, so we don't throw them.
► 01:30:38
Maybe, huh?
► 01:30:39
You see that guy, you go, he's great.
► 01:30:40
See what the dolphins do.
► 01:30:43
Maybe like it's like built into it.
► 01:30:45
There's a lot of stepdads listening to this right now getting dolphin impulses.
► 01:30:48
Fucking, I wish I could kill that little motherfucker.
► 01:30:56
It is weird, though, right?
► 01:30:57
Because all the big, scary things look scary.
► 01:31:00
Grizzlies are kind of cute.
► 01:31:01
No, they're not.
► 01:31:03
No.
► 01:31:03
I was telling you, those are the most things I've ever seen in the world.
► 01:31:07
The only thing I've ever seen in the wild.
► 01:31:08
Polar bears are kind of cute, fellas.
► 01:31:10
Bro, obviously, they're terrifying, but if he was fucking one feet tall, you'd go, that's an adorable guy.
► 01:31:15
That's a good point.
► 01:31:15
You know what I mean?
► 01:31:16
Until he was like tearing apart a small bigger than you.
► 01:31:19
Yeah.
► 01:31:20
Bro, what are you talking about?
► 01:31:22
Look at that guy.
► 01:31:22
That's a cub, first of all.
► 01:31:24
That's still good.
► 01:31:25
Look at these guys walking.
► 01:31:26
Show him walking.
► 01:31:27
J-Mo, get him walking.
► 01:31:30
It's pretty cute.
► 01:31:31
Now, show Kodiak brown bear eating a moose.
► 01:31:37
Put that in there.
► 01:31:38
Kodiak, brown bear, eating a moose.
► 01:31:43
Bro, there's one of them that got this moose off the side of the road and was dragging it uphill.
► 01:31:48
The moose is like 1,200 people.
► 01:31:50
Did you see the one during the wedding?
► 01:31:53
Which one is that?
► 01:31:53
Oh, yeah, there's a wedding.
► 01:31:55
There's a wedding, and then on the other side of the fucking river, there's just a grizzly tearing apart a moose.
► 01:32:00
Yeah, they got married in Alaska.
► 01:32:02
Whoops.
► 01:32:02
Dude, how do you kill a moose?
► 01:32:05
Bro, they can kill anything.
► 01:32:07
They literally kill anything.
► 01:32:08
I mean, he's just riding his back, drowning him.
► 01:32:11
That reminds me.
► 01:32:12
Look at this.
► 01:32:12
He's just hanging onto his fucking back.
► 01:32:14
Look at this.
► 01:32:15
So cute.
► 01:32:16
That's a moose, man.
► 01:32:17
Moose are so big.
► 01:32:18
That video that guy in the moose comes up to him.
► 01:32:22
I said it in the group chat.
► 01:32:24
Or you did.
► 01:32:25
Yeah.
► 01:32:25
It's the scariest fucking animal I've ever seen.
► 01:32:27
Oh, they're scary.
► 01:32:28
It's like a dinosaur.
► 01:32:29
It's fucking terrible.
► 01:32:30
They're so big, dude.
► 01:32:31
There's a guy hunting, and a moose just comes up to him and is like staring at him.
► 01:32:37
I don't know how to describe it.
► 01:32:39
Well, they're so huge.
► 01:32:40
No, this is not it, but still terrifying.
► 01:32:41
Not it, but still.
► 01:32:42
That's not even a really big one.
► 01:32:44
That moose, like the one that you see in the car, actually, that's a pretty big one.
► 01:32:50
His paddles are just going the wrong way.
► 01:32:52
Yeah, that's huge.
► 01:32:57
Whoa.
► 01:32:59
Yeah, don't do that.
► 01:33:02
Also, Borderline looks like AI, but it's probably not.
► 01:33:06
Well, a lot of them are right now.
► 01:33:07
That's a problem.
► 01:33:08
Almost everything is tricked left and right.
► 01:33:11
There's like the giant cat walking up to save its baby.
► 01:33:15
Like, come on.
► 01:33:16
Moose are not afraid of you, though.
► 01:33:17
That's one thing that's true.
► 01:33:18
But generally, they're very aggressive.
► 01:33:20
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up, man.
► 01:33:24
That's not it, J-Mo, but I still.
► 01:33:26
I don't want to see a moose get shot.
► 01:33:30
You love that.
► 01:33:31
I don't want to see those boys get shot.
► 01:33:32
Have you ever eaten moose meat?
► 01:33:33
No.
► 01:33:34
It's delicious.
► 01:33:35
It's really good.
► 01:33:36
It's the reason why bears try so hard to kill them.
► 01:33:38
Really?
► 01:33:39
Yeah.
► 01:33:42
Yeah, I get it.
► 01:33:43
So they're cute.
► 01:33:44
Up to a point.
► 01:33:45
Bears?
► 01:33:46
Yeah, they're cute.
► 01:33:47
Up until they're about two years old.
► 01:33:49
We were talking about earlier.
► 01:33:50
I don't like black bears' eyes.
► 01:33:51
Bears do have shitty eyes.
► 01:33:54
Bro, they're so close to being cute.
► 01:33:56
They got weird-looking eyes.
► 01:33:58
One of the weird things about like, yeah, this one.
► 01:34:02
Look at that fucking.
► 01:34:03
Yeah, he's looking at him like, dude, I will fuck you up is what he's saying.
► 01:34:13
Look how big he is.
► 01:34:20
That's why they're scarier than every other deer, because they'll come fuck you up.
► 01:34:24
Just beat your ass.
► 01:34:25
They'll kill you on sight.
► 01:34:26
Stomp you to death.
► 01:34:28
Stomp you to death.
► 01:34:29
And this guy is being smart by staying between the trees.
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This is very dangerous.
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Like, if he was out in an open field, he'd be Fucksville right now.
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If he couldn't get to cover to a bunch of trees, look at these guys getting out in a driveway.
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Fucking their car up.
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Bro.
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Why do dogs just run straight into that?
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Do you see dogs do that shit?
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They're dumb.
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Because we took them from wolves and turned them into little bitches.
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Dude, I've seen it out.
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I've seen deer just fuck dogs up.
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There's a lot of those compilations.
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Oh, yeah.
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They start doing this.
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Yeah.
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They get in their hills.
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But a lot of dogs kill deer.
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There's that classic of that guy putting, it's an old one, but he put deer piss all over him and then the dump comes and just beats this shit out.
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He doesn't get a shot off.
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He gets his ass beat.
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Turn the camera off.
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Oh, my God.
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What a moron.
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That's like the number one hunting in America is white-tailed deer.
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Yeah.
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Number one.
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Pennsylvania.
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Yeah, by far.
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That's where I'm from.
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Yeah.
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Iowa, Iowa and PA, right?
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Yeah, well, my family lived in Harrisburg for a while.
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My parents did.
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I always forget that's insane.
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I used to go to visit them.
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You should have been a Harris.
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I'm like, you got deer everywhere.
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You could have been a Central PA, man.
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You would have never done anything.
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Well, you didn't.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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Shut up.
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You would have been chilling.
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I doubt it.
► 01:36:03
You would have been an Elks.
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You would have been in the Elks Bar.
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You would have met Phil.
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I don't think I'm designed for that.
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I would not be happy.
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I'm a Blanks, dude.
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I know.
► 01:36:14
If you were from Central PA, you'd be into college football.
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You love it all.
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It fucking rules.
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I just have to assume that who I am now, I would always have been.
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No, that's silly.
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No, like the way I like things, the things I like.
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No, you would have been, you would have been a Nordane fan, dude.
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It could have been so sick.
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It could have been so sick.
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Well, I definitely could have been a fan, but I still would be doing this.
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I think I'd be doing the same shit I'm doing.
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I'd figure out a way to do something.
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Yeah.
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As long as I didn't get saddled down at a young age.
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You go to that Elks bar.
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Get married at 18.
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Yep.
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Fuck.
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Drink and drive home.
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Your babe's there.
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She's pretty.
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You got a great dad now at 18.
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Yeah, but then that's when your fanhood of college football becomes greater.
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You go, dude, I get three hours on Saturday.
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I can't fucking wait.
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Who do we have?
► 01:37:09
Ah, fuck.
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Central Michigan.
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Fuck.
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It's going to be a blowout.
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Whatever.
► 01:37:13
I'm going to have beers.
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That's good stuff.
► 01:37:17
Then you get to golf.
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You go, fuck, I suck at golf.
► 01:37:19
Who gives a shit?
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I'm getting wasted.
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It's a good life.
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I'm jealous of it.
► 01:37:26
It does sound like a good life.
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But it's also a difficult one.
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For sure.
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But that's the best life.
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Is it?
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Yeah, good, difficult.
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Yeah.
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That's the point.
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Why is good and difficult the best life?
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That's what makes going to that bar so fucking sick.
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You know what I mean?
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Having a shitty job.
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Shitty job.
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Yeah.
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You sit down and you go, bro, let me tell you about how shitty my fucking job is.
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Yeah.
► 01:37:56
You go get fucking hammered.
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Three beers in.
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You go, my job fucking rules.
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My life rules.
► 01:38:03
You know what?
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I'm going to go beat the fuck out of my wife.
► 01:38:11
See that Iraq video?
► 01:38:12
Those guys boxing.
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You go, I'm going to make her put some headgear on when I get home.
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Yeah.
► 01:38:19
No, it's good.
► 01:38:20
Obviously, you know, it's not like the best, but it's a good life.
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Fucking drinking and golfing with your friends.
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Yeah.
► 01:38:29
It's funny to watch your friends age into that because my friends were never like that.
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And now I'll go home and they're like, everyone got fat, which that's fun.
► 01:38:38
You see your boys, you go, yeah, it sucks, doesn't it?
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Yeah.
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And then they just love just hitting the local bar, getting a couple, going home.
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Hopefully the kids are asleep.
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It's fun.
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It's fun to watch from a distance.
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I can't.
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Like, I'll go home for the holidays, and then my sister will bring her kids over.
► 01:38:57
I'm good for about 30 minutes.
► 01:38:59
Well, all the things you said, the fun parts about it is that it's not complicated.
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You're just having a good time.
► 01:39:04
Yeah.
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And the idea is that if having a good time, you'll have a better time.
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If the rest of your day sucks, you appreciate those guys more.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
► 01:39:14
I get it.
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I get it.
► 01:39:18
You could have been.
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You could have been Central Pennsylvania.
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I don't know.
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Central Western PA.
► 01:39:24
You could have been a Steelers fan.
► 01:39:26
You could have been.
► 01:39:28
Oh, you could have been a contender.
► 01:39:29
Instead, you're just doing this bullshit.
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Instead, you're fucking doing this crap.
► 01:39:36
I think I was always going to just mostly be interested in one-on-one sports.
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Maybe.
► 01:39:42
For whatever reason.
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I like team sports.
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I love watching.
► 01:39:45
You could have been a running back.
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We could have got you in the slot.
► 01:39:47
No.
► 01:39:47
My fucking high school wrestling coach tried to get me to play football.
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And I was like, no.
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We had this kid.
► 01:39:52
His name was Bobby Baker.
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He was 300 pounds.
► 01:39:54
He was our heavyweight.
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He was huge.
► 01:39:56
And I was like, me and him would be playing the same game.
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So he would run over me.
► 01:40:00
That's crazy.
► 01:40:01
He couldn't catch you.
► 01:40:01
Whatever.
► 01:40:02
What if he did?
► 01:40:03
I'm not taking that chance.
► 01:40:05
Occasionally they catch you.
► 01:40:06
He was fucking huge.
► 01:40:07
I was like, I'm not taking that chance.
► 01:40:08
I was like, no, I've wrestled at 134 pounds.
► 01:40:11
I am not fucking playing football.
► 01:40:14
Oh, you could have been a contender, Joe.
► 01:40:16
Yeah, I didn't like the idea.
► 01:40:18
Team sports are awesome.
► 01:40:19
I also didn't like the idea of random people being charging at you and colliding.
► 01:40:22
I'm like, no, One in one.
► 01:40:25
Somebody figure this out.
► 01:40:26
Football, somebody's hitting you when you're not looking.
► 01:40:28
Exactly.
► 01:40:28
I don't like it.
► 01:40:29
A lot.
► 01:40:29
You're chasing someone this way and someone just.
► 01:40:33
Yeah, but then you get them.
► 01:40:36
The best feeling in the world is when someone's not looking and you get to fucking level them.
► 01:40:43
It's so sick.
► 01:40:45
Oh, it was my favorite.
► 01:40:47
I bet.
► 01:40:48
Thankfully, I played off slipping.
► 01:40:49
Offense, I got a lot of those.
► 01:40:50
But every once in a while, we'd throw an interception.
► 01:40:53
I had no idea how to pursue a corner just running.
► 01:40:56
I'd be I don't know where to look.
► 01:41:00
I'm getting, I got laid out.
► 01:41:02
It's fun.
► 01:41:03
Team sports, bro.
► 01:41:05
I get it.
► 01:41:06
The camaraderie.
► 01:41:07
You like fucking hunting with those guys.
► 01:41:09
That's a team sport.
► 01:41:11
Not really.
► 01:41:12
You're all going out on your own.
► 01:41:14
Or you're going out two at a time.
► 01:41:16
Okay.
► 01:41:17
Yeah.
► 01:41:18
Like Cam and I went together.
► 01:41:20
But it's you will like the thing about team sports that's awesome is the camaraderie, right?
► 01:41:25
That's what's awesome.
► 01:41:27
But we used to always drive me nuts when I was playing baseball.
► 01:41:29
I played baseball as a kid.