The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2431 - Shane Gillis

Dec. 25, 2025 - The Joe Rogan Experience

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Joe Rogan Experience #2431 - Shane Gillis

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Joe Rogan and Shane Gillis dissect Rogan’s sleep apnea struggles—including his $40K nose surgery—and the "sexist" risks of combat sports, like cartilage damage in women fighters. They mock Anthony Joshua’s post-loss speech and speculate on his $100M betting fight with Jake Paul, while critiquing Trump’s third-person tweets celebrating violence, like Charlie Kirk’s shooting or Rob Reiner’s son’s murder case. Rogan questions ICE’s use of disabled security footage in the Brown University shooting, linking it to Oz Turk’s deportation for Gaza-related activism, and debates Georgia’s 315,000 early votes lacking signatures. The episode blends absurdity—dolphin infanticide, Civil War-era units like the Zuaves—and conspiracy musings, from UFOs to Benghazi, ending with frustration over political divisiveness and a lighthearted jab at Trump-Clinton hot tub rumors. [Automatically generated summary]
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Speaker	Time	Text
Sleep Apnea Solutions 00:08:17
unidentified		Joe Rogan podcast, check it out!
unidentified		the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day he's having a good old time i'm sure He loves doing that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just fucking.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I wish it didn't piss me off.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He pisses you off that he just checks out.
		What pisses you off?
		I love it.
		I love that he does it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, it's just art.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's fun to.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But it's like the more successful he gets, the more dangerous it is.
		People know who you are, dude.
		You've been seen by millions of people.
		You can't pretend you're this like anonymous backpacker anymore.
		You're fucking weirdo.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He comes back.
		My favorite was a couple years ago.
		Like when he came back from Peru, we were doing Legion of Skanks and he was like in the crowd and thought it was going to be like a big surprise that he's back.
		He like came back and we were like, oh, what's up?
		Ari's here.
unidentified		We're talking about the best.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You haven't seen me in so long.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't see any of my friends.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you were saying every six months.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I forgot you left.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		I only see Norman every six months.
		Maybe, maybe a little more when we get popping with Protect Our Partners.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's not the same without them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I know it's not.
unidentified		I'm still getting drunk, but it's a little sad, though.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's a little more pathetic.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm drinking by myself.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a little more sad.
		I've had a few drinks.
		I had a whiskey before a show recently.
		I had a couple glasses of wine with dinner the other day.
		But it's the most I've had is two.
		But the days of like drinking at nights.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I thought I had you last time with some other shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The problem is health.
		I'm too interested in health.
		I know.
		That's the problem.
		It's like the price you pay is legitimate.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And I'm too interested in health.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I do too much to stay healthy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You work too hard.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm getting old, dude.
		I'm 58.
		The reality is, like, when was the last time you saw a really fit 78-year-old guy?
		78 years for me is not that far.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Trump's jacked.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, that's 2005.
		Okay?
		2005 when I was still doing Fear Factor.
		That's 20 years ago.
		That's nothing.
		That's like that.
		Time just flies by.
		All of a sudden, you're saying.
unidentified		You're my age.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
unidentified		Damn.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How old are you now?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I just turned 38.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, see?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So think of that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's 20 years difference.
		You to me is 20 years.
		But me to like a dead guy is 20 years.
unidentified		78-year-old guy is a dead guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So I've been consciously thinking about that.
		Like, don't let it get away from you.
		That's the thing.
		Don't let it get away from you.
		Like, look at Jellyroll.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Fucking insane.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Incredible.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That dude just added decades onto his life.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, for sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was on his way out.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He was close.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was on his way out.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		40, 500.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Sam Talon?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		40 pounds?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Sam Talon dropped it too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did he?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How much did he drop?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Fucking ton.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no shit.
unidentified		I haven't seen him.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Well, he did.
		I don't want to speak for him.
		I think he took one of the things.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's fine, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And I was like, whatever he needs to do.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		What are you doing?
		And he was like, I was going to die.
		I was like, all right, fair.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		You get too big, and then he probably has sleep apnea, so he ain't getting any sleep.
		So at night he's choking, you know, and you're lying in bed in these weird hotel rooms.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And Sam Harris, Sam Tom.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm going out from sleep apnea for sure, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, I have to wear a mouthpiece every night.
		I wear a mouthpiece every night.
		I found a great pillow, too.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Do you think it hurts to die from sleep apnea?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, you just choke.
		You stop breathing, and that's it.
		It's rap.
unidentified		Probably don't hurt at all.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You probably just go in your sleep.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so what the fuck?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's not one of the worst ways.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		What are we talking about here?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Listen, let it rap.
		Problem is, you're going way too young.
		You're going because someone's killing you, and that someone's you.
		Yeah, but see, a lot of football players get it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They have giant necks.
		So the giant neck, when you're adding all this stuff here, it's kind of closing in.
		And then you've got this big fucking head and this big ass tongue and it just falls over that hole and you just slip into darkness.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Now they're talking my language.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, listen, for a lot of those guys, it's all preventable.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, you could sleep with a seat pap machine, which sucks.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Dude, my dad, my dad has a sleep machine, and he doesn't fucking clean it.
unidentified		Oh, he sucks.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He gets like eye infectious.
		Oh, God.
		You just see him.
		He shows up with double pink guy.
unidentified		You're like, yo, what the fuck?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, I tried that thing once, one time.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		How do you sleep with that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Can't.
		Can't do it.
		I can't sleep with a lot of noise.
		I want to be able to wake up quick.
		I wake up quick.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's funny.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm one of those wake-up guys.
		Like, if my wife grabs me, if she has to wake me up, she has to be kind of, you know, ready that I don't grab her.
		Yeah.
		I don't know why.
		I've always woken up like that.
		So I don't want any noise.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I listen to noise when I sleep.
		And then I have that thought, though.
		It's like if somebody breaks in.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I want to hear everything.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, this is like, I used to always have a lot of dangerous dogs.
		I used to have like multiple pit bulls.
		I used to have.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Me and him both with sleep apnea.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But I always wanted things to be awake that would bark if something was at the door.
		Like living by yourself in Hollywood.
		I never lived in Hollywood, but I lived in North Hollywood.
		Then I lived in Encino and then I moved further out.
		I just kept moving further and further out.
		I even thought about Santa Barbara.
		I'm like, why don't I get a big piece of property on Santa Barbara?
		Get the fuck away from everybody.
		But, like, I don't want a machine going.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You can't.
		You're not hearing shit.
		I would be paranoid.
		I'd be feeling weird.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think when you hit like machine time, it's like, dude, I hope someone breaks in here.
		Who gives a fuck, dude?
		I've gotten sleep.
		I get sleep apnea when I'm hungover.
		That's when I get it.
unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do you see?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I've got it on my planes.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm waking myself up.
unidentified		Of course.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		So embarrassing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I had to wake this dude up.
		And not wake this dude up, but tell him once.
		We were on a long flight, like going to Europe or something.
		And this poor dude was choking so bad.
		And he sat up and I said, hey, man, you have sleep apnea.
		I go, have you ever been tested for sleep apnea?
		And he was a younger guy.
		He was like in his 30s, but real overweight.
		And I go, you got to go get tested.
		I go, you legitimately have sleep apnea.
		I go, I know because I have it.
		And I told him, I'm like, you don't breathe for like nine seconds at a time.
		I watched him.
		It was crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I got to be honest, that's, I mean, don't get me wrong.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You did the right thing, but that would, that would bum me up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, he was already friendly with me.
unidentified		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We were already friendly.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because he was like, oh, you love your sleep.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Waking up to like an inch shape.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Being like, you're fat.
unidentified		I wasn't.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I told him I have it too.
		I have it too.
		I was informing him.
		I'm telling you, I go, it changed my life.
		And I just told him, I go, I got a mouthpiece that presses down on your tongue.
		It keeps my tongue from sliding back.
		It's a game changer.
		I go, dude, you'll feel so much better.
		Because I watched you choke.
		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The mouthpiece is tough, though.
		It's hard.
		If you're laying with your lady.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's a problem.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You put the mouthpiece in.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
		Well, hold on a second.
		All of a sudden, I'm hard.
		You should probably have sex right now.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Take that mouthpiece out.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You got to take it out.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You go, hey, baby, are you awake?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's just another thing is mouth tape.
		You ever try that?
		Are you breathing down your nose?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I got a deviated septum.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It wouldn't.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You should get that fixed, dog.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm never going to fix anything.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you should get that fixed.
Fights and Feminine Force 00:06:47
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I got mine fixed.
		It was amazing.
		I didn't get it fixed till I was 40.
		Yeah.
		I had it my whole ups.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You just got a nose surgery?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was awesome.
		The result is awesome.
		I mean, I gained like instantly gained like 10% cardio.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, damn.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, because you breathe out of your nose now.
		I couldn't breathe out of my nose forever.
		I broke my nose when I was five.
		I fell down a flight of stairs.
		And then it was always crooked.
		Like the bone got fucked.
		I got fucked.
		I probably should have went to a doctor, but in the 70s, they just fucking dusted you off.
		So, and then I broke my nose who knows how many times after that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bunch of times.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The most recent one in my 40s, I got knee in the face in jiu-jitsu, or in my late 30s, rather, I got knee in the face in jiu-jitsu.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And it was fucking pouring blood.
unidentified		It doesn't look bad, though.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, it's not that bad.
		It's not flattened too much because I really stopped striking mostly when I was like 22, 23.
		I did a little of it when I came to LA again.
		I just did a little sparring, but not too much.
		But it's the guys that just keep getting hit in the nose over and over again.
		This piece of cartilage eventually collapses.
		And then you get this like flat thing there.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Which doesn't bother me too much on dudes, but it bums me out when I see it on women fighters.
		It really does.
		It bums me out.
		I know it's so sexist.
		It does.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bums me out.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Until you want to look pretty.
unidentified		I know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You go, why don't you even look pretty?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's certain fights where women get really badly cut, and I have a really hard time with it.
		I know.
		I mean, I don't have a hard time with dudes.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's hard to watch women get beat up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It is.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Like the fucking that Iraq video we were watching.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Jesus.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's hard to watch.
unidentified		What he's doing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Someone decided it would be a good idea to have a man box a woman.
		It was maybe some mouthy chick because she was really aggressive.
		Like, remember?
		Like, even after he knocked her down, she jumped up and tried to swing on him even when the referee was holding her back.
		She was very aggressive.
		But this dude beat the fucking dog shit out of her.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		She did survive the round.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I guess.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Didn't she get knocked down at the end and they stopped it?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think that I could be wrong.
		It looked like the second.
		He was in his corner.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, he was terrible.
		He wasn't good.
		He wasn't good.
		It was ridiculous.
		Also, he was.
		Jimmy, don't make me watch this.
		This guy's just, I mean, it looks like he's got some rudimentary technique.
		He's just kind of swinging punches, but the power difference is just crazy.
		And anybody who thinks it's not is just fucking delusional.
		The difference between a man and a woman is so big.
		Even like a strong woman, like Amanda Nunez, she'd probably knock out most dudes.
		But she's not sparring a guy her weight that's going to go full blast.
		That's fucked.
		Even like a big power puncher for a woman, it's just compared.
		Oh, there.
		That's the end.
		That's horrible.
unidentified		It's crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But I think they were just in like Fallujah, so fuck it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		My friend Tommy used to have a girlfriend that could definitely knock you out.
		She used to knock me out.
		Dude, bro, I'm telling you, this girl could knock a man out.
		Tommy was always telling me how hard she hits those punching back things.
		And he's like, let her hit your hand.
		So I go, okay.
		So I put my hand up.
		Bro, she blasted my hand and I went, whoa.
		I was like, that is real.
		That's a real problem.
		I go, dude, she'll knock you out.
		Did you not get into argument with your girlfriend?
		She's a big lady.
		Not like a strong, stout lady.
		I was shocked.
		There's girls out there that could flatline you.
		But not that one.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bro, how much would that suck?
		I mean, talking to your girl, you're like, this is my house.
		I'm a girl.
unidentified		And she just fucking chlores, shields you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She just fucking drops bombs on you, tunes you up with a nice couple hammer fists on the ground.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, fuck that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Think of talking to a girl and she gets in like a good stance.
		Oh, my goodness.
		A boxing stance.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Have you seen that really pretty girl that fights in the PFL?
		What's her name?
		Dakota Decheva.
		I don't know how to say her last name.
		I don't know.
		She's from England.
		I don't know what her ethnicity is, but she is like most of her fights win by knockout.
		She's this Muay Thai specialist, but she's pretty.
		She's real pretty and like slim and slender.
		And she's awesome.
unidentified		Fucks these girls up.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's what it is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Fucks these girls up.
		Like combination.
		That's her.
		Combination.
		Say that name.
		De Cheva.
		De Cheva.
		I don't know.
		I'm probably butchering it.
		A lot of those names, you can't really pronounce them the way you read them.
		Like that trips me up so hard at UFC Weigh-Ins.
		Like I have to write everything out phonetically.
		Just cut to like when she's tilted.
		Yeah, she's tuning up this girl.
		And she tunes up all these girls.
		She's nasty, man.
		Look at that knee to the body.
unidentified		And she's pretty.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She's pretty.
		She's got a nice body.
		If you saw her at a club, you would say, wow, she looks really fit.
		Like, maybe she's a crossfight or something.
		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You try to hug her, you get put in the clinch.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Fucking elbow.
unidentified		Just fucks you up.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But that video is wrong.
		The video in Iraq is just wrong.
		Don't do that.
		Don't do that to that poor lady.
		That lady got a lifetime worth of breakfast.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		She must have been talking so much shit that the whole everybody agreed to it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Everyone agreed.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's ladies like that out there, just like there's guys like that out there.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I've seen a lot of videos of guys just walking into a boxing gym for fucking fucking street fighter.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They have no skills.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And some guy just fucking talks shit to him while he's beating the brains.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You can always tell, though, just the way they move their feet.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Like, kind of like on the balls of their feet, like jumping around a little.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Every punch they throw, they leave their feet.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		During the old days of martial arts, they used to, people would just show up at your gym and say they want to spar the best people there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It would happen all the time.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		What years are these?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The 80s.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's because they were putting out those fucking sick-ass karate movies.
		Every single dude was like, hold on a second.
		Is that me?
		Am I John Claude Van?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I am that guy.
		But there's a lot of probably schizophrenics and delusional people, of course.
		They'd show up at a karate school and just get fucked up.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's horrible.
		Having a manic episode.
		I'm about to throw a roundhouse kick.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Horrible.
unidentified		Horrible.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Getting tuned up while you're having a mental phrase.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're in the middle of a full schizophrenic break.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're seeing elves and shit.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's that fucking elf right there.
Metzger's Touch of Skits 00:03:52
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's in the gym.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's a dragon hiding behind the corner.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You just get punched in the face.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's like naming.
unidentified		Hold on.
unidentified		Dragons talking to me.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Just got a trainer.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a dragon.
		You imagine being schizophrenic?
		Imagine just seeing a world that's totally different than the world everybody sees because your whatever is all fucked up.
		And so you're just seeing things that aren't there.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Making connections that aren't real.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And you don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Kurt Metzger.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Metzger's fired up.
unidentified		Metzger's fired up.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He'll get you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Metzger's got a touch.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He got me at the holidays.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's got a touch of the skits.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's fired up, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, he is an encyclopedia of conspiracies.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You just go back to, remember that thing in the 70s?
unidentified		Oh!
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		He'll get it immediately.
		And he'll tell you more than you know.
		He'll tell you too much.
		He also talks about conspiracies with complete.
		Oh, you didn't know this?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's the best one.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's never like there's a theory.
unidentified		Oh, you didn't know?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And he gets over you because he's such a goon.
		He like looms over you.
		He's this big fucking dude.
		His giant eyebrows.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's so fucking funny.
		He's so funny.
		He's unbelievably funny.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's such a character.
		Like, you couldn't make a dude like that in a movie.
		People are like, that's too over the top.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, he's his comedy is like my favorite.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's great.
		He's a really great, like, he does the Jimmy Dore show, and he just jumps in with shit.
		It's always like, I'm always like watching this very serious thing.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm like, what the fuck is Metzger?
unidentified		What the fuck, Metzger?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Metzger.
		He's come over to my house a couple times.
		He likes white claws.
		He drinks white claws and brings his own.
		And then he gets going.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he always shows up in the green room with two white claws in between his fingers.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Always two white claws.
		He's a two white claw man.
		It's a good move.
unidentified		He's such a character.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's always been that guy, too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's so fun.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I had the worst, one of the most embarrassing interactions with him.
		He just put out White Precious, which was one of my favorite specials ever.
		And then I saw him in LA because I was opening for like Big J at the store, and Metzger was there.
		And I was like, okay, I'm going to try to talk to Kurt.
		This is a big moment for me.
		And I was like, so do you think, when do you think your next special is?
		He was like, I don't fucking know, dude.
		He just walked away and I was like, fuck, I knew it.
		There's so many of those.
		So many I wish I could take back.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the meeting people for the first time and being like super awkward.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Attel got me with a terrible one.
		I've talked about it before, but I walked outside of the cellar.
		I just had a good set.
		Like I was feeling good.
		And he was smoking a cigarette.
		And I was like, can I get one of those cigarettes?
		He was like, no.
		Walked right back inside.
		Fuck.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He thought you were going to buy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Meanwhile, he only had four left.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He likes fucking with people.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How is he still alive?
		Like, he does nothing to take care of himself.
		How many cigarettes does Dave smoke?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He smokes a lot of cigarettes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's alive through pure laughter.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The amount of laughter he generates keeps his tissue excited.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I was so lucky to just be like, because they would always put me with him at the end of the night.
		So I got to watch him for a few years, and it was like my favorite thing.
		But if I, he just would make fun of me.
		He'd see me in the room.
		He'd be like, oh, Shane must have had a good set.
		He's hanging out.
		Shane, where were you born?
		On the corner of AR and 15.
		He's so good.
		Yeah, but yeah, he fucking really makes fun of you.
		You stand in the doorway and he's like, look at you, you fat beast.
Get Ahead with AG1 00:03:00
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I love what he does.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He'll do a show and then he'll bring his opening acts on the stage at the end of the show and just riff and just shit on them.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's impossible to keep up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, Ian just gets good at it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He is, but he gets just steamrolled.
unidentified		Yeah, of course.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He knows Dave enough to know what he's looking for with the answer.
		I don't.
		So I'd be in the room and he'd be like, Shane, you look like a sex toy guy.
		What type of sex toys do you like?
		I'd be like, vibrators.
		He'd be like, oh, good answer.
unidentified		Fuck, I don't know.
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		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I sent, I opened for Burt Kreischer in Helium.
		And then at Helium Filling, it was the first time I ever middled.
		And I was like, that was a good show.
		I should, and he, you know, he was drunk after the show and he was like, you should open for me.
		And I was like, fuck you.
		I'm going to email this guy.
		I emailed him like five times.
		The first email was like, I think you and me meshed together.
		We should, it was brutal.
		So then I'm talking, me and Stanhope were talking to him about it.
		This fucker still has the same email account.
		So he brought it up.
Hi Jon Stewart 00:04:37
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He read the email in front of me 10 years later.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How does he still have the same email account for 10 years?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		God, that would be.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You got any of those?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Like when you were a young comic, just no emails back then.
		No, no, no.
		But I mean, just like saying something that you're big comic.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		One time at MTV, Jon Stewart was having a meeting with this executive.
		And I just met Jon Stewart the first time.
		And so I went in to say hi.
		I went in to say hi to the lady and Jon Stewart was there.
		And I remember saying hi to him, like, oh, hi.
		And then I remember I went, I go, wow, you got a great view.
		I looked out the window and I knocked something over, like a fucking statue or some shit.
		And I grab it and pick it up.
		It didn't break.
		And I put it back.
		I'm like, all right, I'll just get out of here.
		I just felt like such a fucking clumsy dork.
		Because I had to look out the, I had to say something nice.
		Like, wow, you got a great view.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Knock this fucking thing over and just like, oh, no.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, knocking something over.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, why did I go back there to look?
		If I just said hi in the main room area, everything would be like, man, that guy was cool.
		That guy was cool.
		No, he had to go to the window.
		Bro, that haunted me for years.
		I had to think about the knocking that stupid.
		I don't even remember what it was I knocked over, but I remember going, oh, no.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's terrible.
		I had one.
		I went to see Soders.
		He filmed one of his Comedy Central specials in Philly.
		And I had just done a showcase with him in New York.
		Like, I was like really excited that I did a show at the sand because it was like the first time I ever did it.
		And he was on the lineup.
		So we're standing in line.
		And I was like, you think I should just tell these people that I just did a show with this guy?
		And my friends were like, what the fuck are you talking about?
		And I was like, dude, I'll kill myself.
		Like, right away.
		I was like, oh, I'm so sorry.
		You think I should tell like the people with the security that I just did a show with him?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it's funny.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's really embarrassing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It is embarrassing now because now you're just like totally friends with all these guys.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's totally normal.
		That's what's weird.
		Like, if I see Jon Stewart, no, I give him a hug.
		Like, hey, what's up, dude?
		It's like, it's totally normal.
		He's just a person.
		When you see someone that you've seen on TV, like when you're young, it's weird.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It takes a long time before it stops being weird.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's why it's like when people come up to me and do the same thing I used to do.
		So I'm always like, it's all right.
		You know what I mean?
		Like the first time I met Norman and List, it was after a show.
		And I was standing next to him and I was like, you guys, it's funny.
		You guys sound just the same as you do on podcasts.
		I listen to you guys podcasts.
		Who the fuck are you?
		Yeah, it's brutal.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, there's no way to be comfortable.
		How can you be?
		You have to go through it.
		If you don't go through it, you're not going to be comfortable.
		You've got to be weirded out.
		You feel like no way around it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You want them to be your friend.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
		You want them to like you.
		They have no idea who you are.
		You're like standing next to them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		And then it gets, you know.
		There's levels of weirdness.
		You know, like sometimes I've been, I'm in here talking to someone.
		I'm like, that's fucking Quentin Tarantino.
		Like, how weird is this?
		I mean, sitting here talking to Quentin.
		Like, there's certain guys that never stop being weird.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's like always stays a little weird because they're so famous.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Mine's always athletes.
		It's always an athlete that I didn't think was going to make me feel that way.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's interesting.
unidentified		Well, how special they are.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Aaron Judge from the Yankees got me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I couldn't even talk.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It was fucking recent.
unidentified		It was crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He was hitting batting practice before Philly's Yankees, and he saw me.
		I didn't know he knew who I was.
		He looked over before he was entering the cage and he was like, what's up?
		And I was like, oh, shit.
		And then he got done and he walked over.
		He's like, what are you doing back there, big man?
		And I was like, oh, dude.
		You were hitting him.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
unidentified		He's a horse, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's a big horse.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you have no idea.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I was full panic in that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's funny.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Full panic.
		And then I think, yeah, that was the day me and my buddies did nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings.
		Jeez.
		O'Connor had seven hot dogs before the first bit.
		He passed out.
		He didn't have any beer.
Nine Hot Dogs And A Cheesesteak 00:03:56
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He fell asleep for a whole game.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just from the hot dogs.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Seven hot dogs.
		And we were with my buddy H. Foley, and he was getting other food.
		He's a big fucking guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Other than the nine hot dogs?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Nine hot dogs was the challenge.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And then other children.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I watched him get a fucking cheesesteak.
unidentified		And nine hot dogs.
unidentified		Wow.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How big is he?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's as big as he's a big fucker.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Big as it gets?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I feel bad.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I love him.
unidentified		But for real.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's about as funny as it gets, though.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Nine hot dogs and a cheesesteak.
		That's crazy.
		That's a lot of volume.
		Just like the sheer mass of it all.
		You know?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it was terrible.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know that feeling that you get when you eat like a giant meal and then you look at yourself sideways in the mirror?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're like, oh my God, I'm fucking pregnant.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, everyone.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Did it last night?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		All those plates stacked up on top of each other.
		Lately, I've been doing this one meal a day thing, like the last few days.
		I don't think I'm going to stick with it.
		Today I kind of cheated.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		had a little bit of fruit but so last night i went to uh the if i had a little bit of fruit i'd be like i'm i'm the beacon of health It's crazy I had fucking fruit today.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You don't eat any fruit?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No vitamins?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I take vitamins.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You take vitamins?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What are you taking?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Right now, just D, B, and C.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And I got some zinc and magnesium in there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You should go to Waste to Well, and you know what they'll do?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They did.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They gave me some shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But they'll give you one based on your blood profile.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They did.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They'll mix it for you.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Oh, it's the best.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's great.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You don't have to think.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I went to Waze Well fully going, I have to have diabetes.
		The fucking, as soon as they took my blood, there was like four days from when I got the results.
		I was in the green room talking to Simpson.
		I was like, dude, there had to be symptoms, right?
		He was like, no.
		I just have diabetes.
		I was like, fuck, I definitely have diabetes.
		Nothing.
unidentified		Wow.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's a good result.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That is a good result.
		That's great.
		That liver is a motherfucker, dude.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Couldn't believe it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, your liver.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Your liver's all right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Your liver's a motherfucker.
		You know what?
		It gets workouts.
		I think the true.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's jacked.
unidentified		Right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Your liver is jacked.
		If you think about it, look, running all the time.
		Look, running one time until your heart explodes is not good for you, right?
		We all agree.
		You get a heart attack, you die.
		That's not good.
		Drinking yourself to death one time is not good for you.
		No, definitely not.
		But running every day, a little bit, couple miles, you get in shape.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think this is wrong, but I like where you're doing.
unidentified		You know where I'm going with this?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like a little bit of whiskey, a little bit of booze, some drinking every day.
		Toughing that fucking fucking liver is ready to go.
		Your liver's like a marathon runner.
unidentified		Right?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you'd think.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's like that's why you have the tolerance you have, clearly.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Because the tolerance comes from just light beer.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		For real.
		If you get me, if I take two shots, I'm like, I got to go home.
		It's crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Stanhope does that too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He just sips light beer.
unidentified		Oh, really?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he moved it.
		He went to a cocktail phase.
		I don't know where he's at right now.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		When I was with him, he was fully on white Russians.
unidentified		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was cocktail phase.
unidentified		Again, after he gets after it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Still.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		After all these years.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He was doing good last time I saw him.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's great.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I heard he crushed at Skank Field.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He murdered.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Tony said, watched his set, and he said he was just clap.
		Tony said he was just going like this in the back of the room.
		Doug's always been one of the best.
		And he's like, that's him.
		Like, he's not putting on an act.
		That's genuinely him 24-7 with his stupid suits on and just thinking everything is hilarious and hanging out with an army of idiots.
unidentified		Like, they fucking dudes that are like him.
		They're all doing ridiculous shit.
		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		When I was living there, it was just me and them.
Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua 00:08:56
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I was the only guy that was like, oh, fuck.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		These guys are all like 50 and 60.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Hey, man.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		My boys.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We got to admire it.
		No doctors.
		Fuck this.
		We're riding this thing until the wheels fall off.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bingo was doing good too.
unidentified		That's great.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Everything.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It was nice to see.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, because when we were doing that End of the World podcast one time, that's when Bingo fell.
		Oh, it's so scary, man.
		Hitting your head.
		It's so scary.
		Speaking of hitting your head, what do you think is Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua fight?
		That's tonight.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That is tonight.
		And watch it.
		Yeah, I'm definitely going to watch it.
unidentified		Where are you watching it?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		We got a lot tonight.
		We got Alabama, Oklahoma.
unidentified		Oh.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		College football playoffs.
		What else we got, J-Mo?
		Just that?
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		All right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's all great.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I can't get excited about that.
		I can't get excited about that while Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua are fighting.
		I'm very excited about this.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		If Anthony Joshua doesn't take it easy, this should be.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How could he take it easy?
		The whole world is watching.
		There's not a chance he's going to make it look like this guy can box with him.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Can you imagine if Jake.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If he flatlines him?
unidentified		Oh, my God.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What if he steps in and just right power bombs him right on the chin and Joshua's legs go out and he goes down?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It'd be the saddest.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It'd be sad.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Not for Jake Paul.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That'd be awesome.
unidentified		I'm sorry.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Not for all days.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Anthony Joshua who's like, who was like going to be the guy?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Destroy some sports books also, apparently.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		What are those odds?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		They lose $100 million or something, I think.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's where.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there's a lot of diet on the Jake Paul underdog right now.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's people betting on him?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, because he's got plus $650.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		You're making six times the money you put in.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but what are the odds?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Really?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What are the odds, really?
		I know that's the odds.
		I literally said, what are the odds to the odds?
		But I mean, if you.
unidentified		Look at Vegas.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's like 99% in my eyes that Anthony Joshua either wins a decision or stops him.
		This is because he is a two-time.
		It's not saying Jake Paul's not a good boxer.
		He's a real good boxer.
		He's like very underrated.
		But he's a two-time heavyweight world champion.
		He's like one of the fucking scariest guys in the division.
		Lightning fast punches.
		245 fucking pounds.
		He's huge.
		He's way bigger.
		Way more skilled.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's like a foot taller.
		What's the height difference?
		I saw him at the weigh-in.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think he's five inches taller, four or five inches taller.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But the point is, he's one of the best heavyweight boxers alive.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And Jake Paul is a guy that is, you know, very impressive for a guy beating up Ben Askren and knocking out Tyron Woodley.
		Very impressive.
		There's levels.
		Knocking out Mike Perry, very impressive.
		There's levels.
		This is a crazy jump.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's why I think the only reason the odds are not 40 to 1 is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		People suspect shenanigans.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Shenanigans.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		They suspect shenanigans.
		But if they come out and fucking circle each other like pro wrestling and grab the ropes, we're going to be like, no.
unidentified		Yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You motherfuckers.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		When Nate fought him, that was great.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, listen, that's another fight.
		Look, Nate, no disrespect to Nate, but Nate fought his career at 155 pounds for the most part.
		A couple fights at 170.
		You know, a very good boxer for MMA.
		But Jake Paul had his hands full, and Nate had a bad.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		These later rounds.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The late rounds, Nate started.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Paul's 7-1 underdog had attracted 82% of the bets and 90% of the money that had been wagered on DraftKings on the winner.
		What?
		A Paul upset would result in nearly $100 million loss for the sports book.
		Imagine if Jake Paul just hated DraftKings and they made a deal with Anthony Joshua.
		It's like, let's bankrupt motherfuckers.
		Let's bankrupt these motherfuckers.
		We're going to bet it all on me.
		I mean, that's like a Guy Ritchie movie.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It is.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But that's the other thing, because I saw Anthony, no disrespect to Anthony Joshua, but I saw, what fight was it a year or two ago where he grabbed the mic after and started giving a fucking crazy speech?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I don't remember that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He did?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he gave a little weird.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		After he lost, he like, oh, wait, was it Daniel Duke?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Usick?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What did he say?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It was just kind of a weird thing to do after you lose, to grab the mic and talk to the crowd.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, I think it was in his hometown.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Wasn't it?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Wasn't it in London?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Definitely wasn't in fucking Usix.
unidentified		No, I'm not making fun of the war.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, like, just saying.
		Exactly.
		Who the fuck's going to travel there to see a fight?
		I think that's probably why.
		You know, in England, they like a loser who keeps his chin up.
		Like a guy who loses.
unidentified		That's why I do well.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They like a respectable winner who's respectable and shows good sportsmanship and good character after it's over.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I could be wrong.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I just remember thinking it was odd.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's probably a cultural thing.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		He left the ring and came back.
		And then they shook.
		And then I don't know what he says here, but he grabs the mic.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if it's just shit.
anthony joshua ▲ ● ▼		Let's give him a round of applause.
unidentified		Oh, man.
anthony joshua ▲ ● ▼		So that's just emotion.
anthony joshua ▲ ● ▼		Wait, wait, I'm talking.
unidentified		Sorry.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Got a slag on his back.
unidentified		Sorry, though.
anthony joshua ▲ ● ▼		Look, if you knew my story, you would understand the passion.
		I ain't no amateur boxer from five years old.
		That was an elite prospect from my youth, bro.
		I was going to jail.
		I see some technical youths in Redding Jail.
		I got bail and I started training.
		Because if I got sentenced, I wanted to be able to fight.
		I bust my case.
		But cousin Bengo, where's he at?
		G14, raise your hand.
		I'm stealing this Usix.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I never saw that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He might take a dive, bro.
unidentified		He's a wild motherfucker.
anthony joshua ▲ ● ▼		Guys, I'm telling you, this guy to be me tonight, maybe I could have done better, but it shows the levels of hard work he must have put in.
anthony joshua ▲ ● ▼		So please give him a round of applause as our heavyweight champion in the world.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a little odd.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's still going.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I will say this.
		I don't.
		You know, you just kind of fight.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I used to cry whenever I got in a fight.
		So I can't judge anyone.
		I would have given this.
		Dudes give that speech every time they lose a street fight.
		Every single time.
		They stand up.
		They go, let's get a beer together, dude.
		This guy's a fucking man.
		You know?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right, a little bit.
		Yeah.
		But it is a little weird.
		It's definitely weird.
		But there's some dudes that just, once they get the mic, they just want to start talking.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I hear you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There are dudes.
		There's some dudes that I have to interview in the UFC, and the UFC is like, last question, stop.
		No more questions.
		Because they got to cut the commercial.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I like those, though.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, so I like when the guy grabs the mic and just starts screaming.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Some of them are great.
unidentified		Some of them are great.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Chaos Sundan fucking mastered it.
		He was the first guy.
		He was the first guy to figure it out.
		He was the first guy to figure out how to cut a pro-wrestling type promo inside the cage.
		Like, Anderson Silva, you absolutely suck.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But it's like, what is going on here?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's the greatest of all time.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's so funny.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Chao was awesome.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Who's funnier than him?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		McGregor was a funny one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		McGregor was really funny.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		McGregor took shit talking to a whole new level.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But I feel like Chao was.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But Chale opened the fucking door.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's the OG.
		He's the OG of MMA shit talking for sure.
		And still the most clever at it.
		You know, he's very clever.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the fucking Brazilians thinking a bus was a horse.
unidentified		He's so fucking.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He said he tried to feed it and care.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's a good bit, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's quite a character, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's quite a fucking character.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, McGregor's shit talk.
		Yeah, who the fuck is that guy?
		His current shit talk's my favorite.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I love what he's up to.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The fucking Iliatatoro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do you think he's going to fight?
		He keeps talking about making it to the White House.
		But I just.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I hope he gets to the White House.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to do my best to go to the forest.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I hope he does that and that's it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm not saying that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And the Michael Chandler one is a good one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a smart.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That'd be a fun one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a marketable one because everybody knows they were supposed to fight years ago and they did the ultimate fighter together.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And also, Chandler's still fucking dangerous as shit.
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joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's not washed.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's not in his prime, but he's like 38 or 39 years old now.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He'll go wild in that fight.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's a dangerous guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's crazy fit, too.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And he loves America, dude.
		Get him in front of the fucking White House.
		He's going to cry after the fight.
		Yeah, he'll get knocked.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And he will do everything within his power to try to beat Connor.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'm going to not say anything bad about Trump until that fight.
		Then I'm going to go, yo, that fucking bullshit tweet.
		That sucked.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, look what Mamdani called him a fascist and he had him in the Oval Office.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did you see that?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		True.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And he's like, you said Donald Trump.
		He's like, it's okay.
		Just go ahead.
unidentified		Just say it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just say it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He didn't give it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I hate to get on Trump's stuff, but have you seen the plaques?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
		I heard about it.
		So his plaques under everybody's name?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's kind of trashing every other president.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And what does he do?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It trashes them all.
		The Clinton one I read, he talks about Andrew Jackson.
		I saw the Andrew Jackson and Clinton ones.
		The Clinton one is like, basically, he kind of got lucky with the economy because of the fucking tech boom.
		Also, then at the end, he's like, and then his wife tried to run against Donald Trump and lost.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a plaque.
unidentified		Yeah.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Cousin Blood Filler lost the presidency.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Huh.
		Does it really say he got lucky?
		Like, who's writing these things?
		He's not writing them.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Sleepy Joe Nidal.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Sleepy Joe Biden.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It says that.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		He's the first president of American history.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
		He is writing it.
		Oh, no, no, no.
		Let me read it from the top.
		This is so crazy.
		That this is underneath a photo in the White House is so crazy.
		Look at this.
		Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in American history.
unidentified		This is so crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Taking office as a result of the most corrupt election ever seen in the United States, Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented disasters.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What's the matter, Jamie?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Elections capitalize?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Weird.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it is weird.
		Unprecedented disasters that brought our nation to the brink of destruction.
		His policies caused the highest inflation ever recorded, leading the U.S. dollar to lose more than 20% of its value in four years.
		His green news scam surrendered American energy dominance, and by abolishing the southern border, Biden let 21 million people from all over the world poor in the United States, including from prisons, jails, mental institutions, and insane asylums.
		Isn't that like he said two things that are the same thing for both of them?
		Jails, prisons, institutions insane asylums.
		His Afghanistan disaster was amongst the most humiliating events in American history and resulted in the murder of 13 brave American service members, which many other gravely wounded.
		Seeing with many others gravely mooned, what's wrong with me?
		Seeing Biden's devastating weakness, Russia invaded Ukraine and Hamas terrorists launched their heinous October 7th attack on Israel.
		This is crazy.
		Nicknamed both sleepy and crooked by you.
unidentified		Nicknamed.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like the whole public got together.
		I got a name for this guy.
		Was dominated by his radical left handlers.
		Look how radical left is in caps, too.
		They and their allies in the fake news media attempted to cover up his severe mental decline and unprecedented use of autopen.
		This is so crazy.
		You shouldn't be allowed to do this.
		Right?
		It should be like historians say this guy was president from Bapa Bay.
		What's the point of it?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Does it say Donald Trump saved America?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Despite all, President Trump would get re-elected in a landslide and save America in all caps.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a plaque in the White House.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's not beating the dictator charges.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		This is like an African dictatorship.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		This is crazy.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I think they're changing the name of the Kennedy Center to the Trump Kennedy Center.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
unidentified		Somebody needs to tell him, like, hey, this is not good.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You can't do that.
		Because then other people could do that, too.
		And then the White House stops being the White House and it becomes whoever is in its house where he could just go crazy and say everybody else is a crook.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't think anyone's going to do what he's doing.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't think there's.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, look, I hope not, but it opens up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The problem is it opens up the door for someone on the left to do their version of it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Who's going to be the Democrat?
		Who's next?
		Fucking Gavin Newsome?
		He's not going to fucking put up a plaque.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Of course he would.
		Of course he would.
		He copies everything that Trump does.
		He even tries to talk like Trump on Twitter.
		You don't think that he would put up plaques that talk about how corrupt Trump was and about how terrible and he was quoted as lying over 5,000 times by Washington Post.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but he doesn't have to put up a plaque.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That'll just be everywhere.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, but he could put that under his photo, though.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, that's never been a thing that people did before.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right?
		I mean, I'm guessing.
		What was it before?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		You hear he added that Ronald Reagan was a fan of President Trump's long before his historic run for the White House?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's so disturbing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's such crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Fucking lackey put that shit up and was like, do you like this?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Of course he's going to fucking like it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, he wrote it.
		What are you talking about?
		You don't think he wrote it?
		You think a lackey wrote it?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't fuck if I know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what's going on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Whoever's writing his tweets wrote that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Same shit.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's got to be writing his tweets.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think they made a video of it, right?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So the video is like he says things and someone types it out for him.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He fucked up on Twitter this week.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What, with the Rob Reiner thing?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's all crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Like, so if he didn't do the Rob Reiner thing and then put up those plaques, I'd be like, yeah, that's funny.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But then the Rob Reiner thing, you're like, god damn it, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, the plaques are crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The plaques are crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The plaques are crazy.
		It's like you're the White House is supposed to be where each new president, the new guy comes in, you won the new election.
		Congratulations.
		Let me show you around.
		This is what it's like.
		These are all the photos.
		What's funny?
unidentified		Another good one.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I think this is the tint.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Look at the, I think that's the photo for Joe Biden.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's an auto-pen?
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's so crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's so crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But again, it's still funny.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		When he does crazy shit, when he does crazy shit and it's funny, I like it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		But the Rob Reiner thing is not funny, right?
		And that's like the same thing.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's the same kind of thinking.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And when you see it with no empathy, that's when it's hard to like.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I wish he could apologize.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I know you can, but he won't.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Listen, there's no justification for what he did that makes any sense in a compassionate society.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's no different than people that were celebrating when Charlie Kirk got shot.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's what it is.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's the thing that bothers me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Same kind of thing.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bro, it'd be like if Obama tweeted rest in piss.
unidentified		Imagine.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh my God.
		Imagine.
		Imagine if Obama tweeted something about someone after they died in this way, that this person was a deranged, that person had hated Obama, and he wrote Obama like all caps.
unidentified		Imagine if Obama talked about Trump.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do you imagine if Obama talks like Trump?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He hated Obama.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That was his thing.
		He talks about himself in third person.
		That would be crazy.
		It just shows you how crazy it is the way Trump thinks and talks.
unidentified		It's just like the guy got sliced up by his kid.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, anybody that doesn't see that and go, fuck, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's the worst.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Also, the kid's claiming not guilty right now.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Carl.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		I like it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		By reason of what?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I like the movie.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's so dark, man.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's really fucking horrendous.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But on the other side of it, the Rob Reiner thing was crazy because Rob Reiner made it a mission to try to get Trump out of office and to try to get Trump arrested.
		And there's this really weird video where he's sitting there with John Brennan and James Clapper, these two top dog spooks.
		And they're talking about how this is unacceptable that Trump is president.
		I'm like, this is a crazy thing to, and like high production value.
		So it's like all filmed together.
		They're coming up with reasons why they have to remove Trump from office.
		Maybe they knew something.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		All that sucked.
		I think that sucked.
		But then, dude, you get murdered next to your wife by your son.
		Horrible.
		That's like the worst thing possible.
		The worst thing.
		The president.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a crazy thing to put out.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		By the time this episode comes out, we'll have moved on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but it seems like, you know, it seems like whenever something like that happens, where someone is happy that someone died, so many people just, you feel so disappointed.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, you just feel like it's so disappointing.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		It's like, why, why, if you say that privately, that's one thing, which is also crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But it's so disappointing.
		I mean, someone would have to be the worst person ever.
		And then you're like, you know what?
		Fuck that guy.
		But Jesus.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And the way it happened, too.
unidentified		Like, yo.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The way it happened makes it makes it 10 times worse.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And you know, he died.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He died in like a funny way.
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		You know?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right.
unidentified		Then it would be if he was like, I'm going to fucking parachute out of a plane.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
unidentified		Something stupid.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he's bungee jumping.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He lied about his weight.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But then the worst possible way to die.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The worst possible way to die.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I mean, and he did, before all the political shit, he did rule.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he had amazing movies.
		He fucking ruled.
		Guy made amazing movies.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He ruled.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, let's bring up Rob Reiner's filmography.
		How many great.
		He wanted to come on the podcast and talk about JFK.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That would have been sick.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know why that never happened.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What films did he do?
unidentified		Start off with.
unidentified		I don't think Spinal Tap might have been the first one, but Spinal Bride, Stand By Me, okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Stand by Me and Princess Bride, two of the greatest.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		A few good men?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Wait, he made a few good men?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, Misery?
		He did Misery?
		Fucking amazing movie.
		Let me.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Was he a producer on a few good men?
unidentified		Directors.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		We went to one because he did a lot of stuff too.
		He's been in movies, directed them.
		So here you go, like writer, predictor, or sorry, producer, writer, director, different and all.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He did direct a few good men.
unidentified		Man, yeah.
unidentified		Yeah, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He made some bangers.
unidentified		When Harry met Sally, he was a dad move of Wall Street.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He was hilarious in that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, that's right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I forgot about that.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Spinal Tap was supposed to come out.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I think I read they put that on fold right now.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, horrendous.
unidentified		That's like.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Don't put anything out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's certainly take his fucking phone.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's certain things the administration does that I'm just like, damn, you can't defend it.
		Like the, like, the, I don't think it's the administration necessarily, but they've definitely allowed it to happen where like fucking ICE is making funny videos about deporting people.
		Yeah.
		And then like, like shit like this, it's like, damn, dude.
		That's fucking terrible.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They use Theo.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They use Theo and a totally unrelated clip that like some lady said, my friend has to leave the country.
		Will you make a video?
		I heard you got deported.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I knew that video existed before.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm the one editing the DHS.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's just Theo being funny.
		And they use that in this ICE thing, and Theo's like, whoa.
		And he had a really good response, too.
		He got them to take it down.
		But his response, see if you can find it.
		Something that his opinions on immigration are much more nuanced.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I mean, that's the truth, though.
		It's like, yeah, sure.
		Illegal immigration's, we should fix that.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Don't fucking make it funny.
		It's a serious thing.
		It's a serious thing you're doing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Why would you make it funny at all?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, is the thought like that that'll make it popular on TikTok and it'll spread that way?
		Is that the thought?
		That it'll be a video will get people to want to sign up.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think a lot of those people are obviously just weird fucking psychos that are in that world.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I heard something that I don't know if it's true.
		It was about the Brown shooting, the Brown University shooting.
		And it's people claiming that the security cameras had been disabled.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I was trying to get Theo's tweet.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Here's just the quote of what it said.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he says, DHS, I didn't approve to be used in this.
		I know you know my address, so send a check.
		And please take this down, and please keep me out of your banger deportation videos. Vaughn said on his ex-account.
		When it comes to immigration, my thoughts and heart are a lot more nuanced than this video allows.
		Bye, Vaughn added.
		Perfect response.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Calling them banger videos is hilarious.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they're ridiculous.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they suck.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They suck.
		It's like, why are you doing that?
		I thought you're trying to get rid of like the worst people in the world.
		You're not trying to be entertaining.
		Like, the job is to get rid of the worst people in the world.
		Like, but that's what we're, you know, that's what we wanted.
		We wanted them to get rid of cartel members and terrorists, the worst people in the world.
		That's who we were hoping for.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But then it's like, anybody.
		I bet they have quotas.
		I bet they're told they do.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Without a doubt.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Whenever you give a quota to enforcing a law, you get into weird territory.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's when cops pull people over for bullshit.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's how most of my buddies got DUIs.
unidentified		Cops needed quite friends.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They just took a chance.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Me and Jamie were just talking about that.
		How just our hometown.
		Just miss it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I was built.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's what I was built for.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Hometowns.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Nine to five and then go to a bar.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's what you built for us?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did you miss those days?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I miss it a lot.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Really?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I miss going to the bar.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just for fun.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Just sitting there hanging out.
		We had.
		We could have beat Lancaster Catholic.
		That was fucking crazy.
		We lost that fucking.
		That's what I'm going to talk about when I get home for Christmas.
		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's funny.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And you look forward to that?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I do.
		Shit rules.
		High school buddies, they all have families now.
		Yeah.
		It's nice, especially when your friends get families, it's nice to go out with them.
		When you see them get that one night off, you go, oh, this guy's about to fucking black out.
		This is going to be crazy.
Why Opinions Get You Deported? 00:15:30
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I have friends come to shows and just fall apart.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's hilarious.
unidentified		That's so funny.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no, sorry about the derailing it from that actual conversation.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, it's okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't even remember what we were talking about.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		What are you talking about?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Security cameras.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, the Brown University thing.
		Now, why did they have the security cameras?
		Why were they disabled?
		Because I don't even want to say what I read.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The thing online was saying, yeah, it was ICE.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That it was because they wanted to stop ICE from using the feed to locate illegals that are working on the campus, maybe, or maybe citizens that are, or students rather.
		Yeah.
		Because they've done some wild chant.
		Like they did.
		I don't know if they wind up deporting that lady, but they were trying to deport that lady because she was a student and she wrote an essay that was critical of Israel.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		And they want to know how a school with a $9 billion endowment does not have cameras on one of the older buildings at the edge of the campus where this happened.
unidentified		Not even in the front door.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Who's coming and going?
unidentified		Now they asked this question knowing that the shooter may have done whatever he wanted, but the cameras A would have deterred or B captured a better look at them and we wouldn't be here today five days out.
		I want you to explain that because there's a lot of parents who are wondering where are you investing your money.
		Yeah, I appreciate that question and I want to reiterate as our president did that supporting our students and communicating to the parents, to our community about our support is of utmost importance.
		We have 1,200 cameras located throughout the campus.
		We don't publish the locations of the cameras.
		That would give a map to somebody to evade detection on the cameras.
		So that would be counterproductive to do that.
		There are cameras in this building.
		And as I answered the previous question, we have turned over all evidence that we are holding it brown to law enforcement and are cooperating fully with them.
		So you're saying that there's a camera music, there's cameras in the building.
		I was told yesterday there wasn't cameras in the building.
		The attorney general said, old building.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Come on camera right now, you fucker.
unidentified		I believe he said that there were two different phases of the building that might have two different levels of technology.
		Again, all video imagery has been turned over to law enforcement.
		That doesn't make sense.
		For me, I think this was good.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Okay, this is contradictory to what I read.
		What I read was that somebody had disabled them.
		So he was saying there is cameras, and they turned over all footage.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's got to be cameras.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But the thing is, like, when you hear a story, like, they disabled it for ICE, like, is that story total bullshit?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And is that story designed to get people to tweet that out so that other people start believing it?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
		They were naming the fucking shooter.
		I thought, did you see that?
		Yeah, how did you get it?
		No, before they got the Portuguese guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, really?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They were naming a different name?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Who's the different guy?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I was all over it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I was going, this motherfucker, how dare you?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Who was the different guy?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It was a kid that was in protests and shit, like a Gaza kid.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		So they instantly named him and, yeah, whatever.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So he's going to get paid.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He should.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He should.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Remember the Atlanta one where the guy ruined his life and they said he was a bomber?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was just a security guy.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Remember that guy?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the movie.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Fuck is his name?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I forget his name, too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But I remember the real story.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Paul Walter Hauser plays him in.
		I hope I'm getting that name right.
		I know that guy.
		He's the man.
unidentified		Richard Jewell.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Richard Jewell.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I was there that day.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You were in Atlanta?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I was there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a crowd.
unidentified		That's crazy.
unidentified		What?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, when we were headed home.
		The only reason we weren't there when it went off was because we couldn't get scalp tickets to watch the Dream Team play.
		The guy that we were trying to buy him from ripped him up in front of my dad and just threw him in the fucking sewer.
		We're like, what?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yo, who does that?
		You are.
		You are Ohio trash.
		You went to the Olympics to scalp Dream Team.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		No, we went to other stuff, but we didn't have tickets to that game.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		So we were like, let's find tickets to the game.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		What else did you see?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Like a volleyball game and a baseball game.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Richard Jewell, right?
		Yeah, Richard Jewell.
		I just sent you this thing.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I found a thing on Twitter about it.
		It says there's an open letter in August that anti-ICE protesters wanted the cameras disabled, but I didn't see that it actually happened.
		I'll find your message.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's all weird.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I've kind of checked out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Let me hear this.
		Human rights group.
		Yeah, it's so.
		Human rights group to you university administrators dismantle surveillance to defend free speech now.
		Huh?
unidentified		I don't know if they did it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What does that mean?
unidentified		It comes out from your detectives.
		They're a friend of mine.
		They're angry at this investigation.
		If these people in Brown University put the camera off, they can identify that person.
		You imagine how the family want to go through?
		Tell the truth to the media here.
		You guys are putting cameras off.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We heard from the Brown Police Chief.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Isn't that where that girl got taken for writing the letter right when this all started?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Wasn't she a Brown student or something?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I thought it was Columbia.
		I don't remember, though.
		I don't remember, though.
		See if you could find that story because that story is also fucking crazy.
		Like, you're deporting a student for having an opinion about a world war.
		It's a war that's happening, right?
		At least from one side of it.
		Like, having an opinion is a problem that gets you ejected from the country?
		Like, especially you're at a university, which is supposed to be a place where ideas get challenged.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it turns out both sides are totally hypocritical and do exactly what the other side did.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's interesting because we're getting to see it more clearly than we've ever seen it before, right?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It seems like it.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It was Tufts University.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Tufts.
		Arrested and detained by ICE agents in Somerville, Massachusetts.
		What did she say?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		She wrote up something in the newspaper, I think.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Like the school newspaper.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		But what was it?
		Let's see if we could read it.
		I wonder what got her deported.
		What were the words?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Criticizing leadership.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She criticized Tufts' leadership response to the Tufts Community Union Senate passing several resolutions concerning human rights violations in Gaza months after the op-ed was written and just weeks before she was detained.
		The website Canary Mission published a profile on Ms. I don't know how to say her name Oz Turk, including her photograph claiming she engaged in anti-Israel activism.
		Its sole support for the contention was a link in screenshots of her op-ed.
		When asked about her case, Secretary of State Marco Rubio confirmed revoking her visa, adding, we gave you a visa to come and study and get a degree, not to become a social activist that tears up our university campuses.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Shut up, Marco.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So she was asking, please.
		So she was asking, she was criticizing Tufts' leadership's response to the Tufts Community Union Senate passing several resolutions.
		So she must be a part of the Tufts Community Union Senate, or someone is.
		So they passed several resolutions concerning human rights violations.
		So like, what is like, what was she?
		I want to know what she actually said.
		You know what I mean?
		I mean, we're getting a synopsis of what her actual op-ed was.
unidentified		I can find the op-ed.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		See if we can find it.
		It's just interesting.
		Because what can get you kicked out of a country that is the most pro-free speech country on planet Earth?
		Like, what gets you kicked out?
		Is it really?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Free speech.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		But is it only that one?
		Is it only that one?
		Like, what if you had an opinion on Ukraine and Russia?
		Would that get you kicked out?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I doubt it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's weird, right?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Certainly is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's kind of weird.
unidentified		It's a little bit more.
unidentified		You notice?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Give me two more beers.
		I'll let you know.
		I'll let you know my algorithm's been cheating me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's kind of crazy because, you know, unless someone is outright calling for violence or revolution or to ignore the laws or ignore the rules, if they're just having an opinion on a gigantic international conflict, that seems crazy to want to kick him out of the country.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Unless there's something more that I don't know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, maybe she must have said something you would think pretty crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But I bet you she didn't.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, she might have.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		We'll see.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I bet it was a wild-ass statement.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, this is so long.
		Try again, President Kumar, renewing calls for Tufts to adopt March 4th TCU Senate resolutions.
		University's response is wholly inadequate and dismissive of the Senate, the collective voice of the student body.
		First of all, why would Tufts be doing anything about what's happening in Gaza?
		And what could they really do?
		You know what I'm saying?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but if, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, what could they really do?
unidentified		I don't know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They might stop it.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Investments and divesting from companies and direct and direct ties to Israel is what they were talking about.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		But the problem is, aren't those companies, Israel's not a communist dictatorship.
		So those companies that you're not going to invest in, they're just citizens of Israel.
		Like you're citizens of America.
		You know what I mean?
		It's like there's a lot of people that were protesting that in Yahoo before October 7th.
		It's like not everybody agrees with everybody.
		It's not like Israel's a monoculture that only has like one thing that they think.
		There's a lot of people over there that don't like their government.
		So like to ban their business and not use their business.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Fuck if I know.
unidentified		I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What does that do?
		It puts pressure on them to vote differently, I guess.
		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, where'd she, where was she from?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But again, isn't that just an opinion?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's an opinion.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It didn't even, I don't think she even said anything that wild in there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
		Is that what the fuck she got kicked out for?
		There's probably a lot more to it, but just one of three or four authors of this paper, even.
		That's one of those things where you got to be able to talk about shit like that.
		And if you can talk about shit like that, if you're from Ohio and they're not going to send you out of the country somewhere, you know what I'm saying?
		Why can't you talk about it if you're from another country?
		I feel like once you are in America legally, shouldn't we treat you like a fucking American?
		Other than, you know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Certainly.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Other than you being able to vote yet.
		But once you're here legally, we've agreed.
		They can.
unidentified		A lot of places.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Turns out they can.
unidentified		It turns out a ton of votes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's not zero.
		It's not zero.
		Anybody who says it's zero is fucking lying.
		Did you see that most recent thing about the Georgia elections?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it's kind of crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I told you, I checked out, dude.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm watching Fighter Jet highlight videos on my phone.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're better off that way.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're better off checking out.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm waiting for the college football playoffs.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Patiently.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They found a ton of, well, I don't want to put it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Let me pause for a second when I find this.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I got the tweet.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You got it?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but I think it's a – I don't think it – I don't know either.
		I'm not paying attention to this.
		It's found votes is what I'm talking about.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, they were saying that 315,000 early votes lacked the poll workers' signatures.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		We don't dispute the allegation.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		So if that's true, they admit that 315,000 votes lacked poll workers' signatures and they were counted in 2020.
		I don't think that's legal.
		Let's put that into perplexity.
		Is that legal?
		Like, if that's true, is that legal?
		And should those votes have counted?
		Because here's where it gets crazy.
		Trump lost to Biden in Georgia by I think it was 11,000 votes.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I read, though, that they'd already done a hand count of these votes since because this has been disputed for the last five years.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So what does that mean?
		They did a hand count of the votes.
		The thing is, it doesn't have the poll signature, right?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I'm just saying that's separate from the poll signature.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't even know what that means.
		Right, but what the accusation, at least, is that 315,000 lacked.
		So put the tweet up again so we can read the accusation.
		It says 315,000 early votes that lack poll workers' signatures.
		So a poll worker is supposed to sign every one of them, right?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I was trying to read into what this means.
		There's something like each day when they use the machine, they have to zero out the machine to make sure it's starting at zero.
		And then at the end of the day, you got to sign off on what it says.
		Someone counted them or something like that.
		And they don't have evidence because there wasn't anything being signed that this even started at zero.
		They could have had their sample tally still on there from their practicing the machines to make sure they counted right.
		There's a lot of discrepancies on what that could have meant.
		I think it's a chain of custody issue.
		I don't know, again, what that means specifically to this particular issue.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So it could mean many things.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And one of the things that it could mean is that 315,000 early votes were bullshit.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		They also don't know who voted for who in those 315,000 votes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		To bad if we tallied those up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I think I was reading into these two.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Some people are like, this is nonsense because they've already gone back and counted them all, but people are fighting with those people in it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The problem is when you asked Trump about it, like when I had him on the podcast, I'm like, you think they stole the 2020 election?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, tell me what's the evidence.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He didn't.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, he might not have remembered.
		He might have just said, tell me what they did and had somebody work on it.
		And then they told him.
		And then he starts talking about it, but he didn't really go in depth about it.
		I don't know.
		But he didn't have a satisfactory answer.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, he didn't.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I was hoping he did.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I was hoping he did, too.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I was hoping he would have said they stole it through propaganda and shit.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Or what happened in those years.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Certainly.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And instead it was just down to voter fraud and like.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Which I'm sure there was some, but it was like you could have had an argument with what happened in 2020 and leading up to it.
Poll Worker Signatures Controversy 00:15:35
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You could definitely have a thing where you see with the FBI and the Twitter files and all that shit with the Hunter Biden laptop story.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He didn't even bring that up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I should have brought that up.
		Georgia officials and complaints agree that failing to obtain required poll worker signatures on the tabulator tapes for roughly 315,000 early vote ballots in Fulton County was a violation of Georgia election procedure law, i.e. it was not done in compliance with the statute.
		That does not automatically mean individual voters did anything wrong or that their ballots are criminally illegal, but it does mean the county certification process for those votes did not follow the state legal requirements.
		So those are not supposed to have been counted.
		Is that what they're saying?
		Because it didn't follow the requirements?
		That's what they're saying.
		So it's a scroll back up again so I can hear.
		So it says poll workers must also print and sign zero tapes at the start of voting to show machines begin at zero, and these signed tapes serve as the official certification that reported totals from the scanner are authentic.
		That's what they require.
		So they require people to do that.
		So maybe someone didn't do that, what they were required.
		That's a possibility.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think 36 did.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		36 of 37 advanced voting precincts in Fulton County had failed to sign the tabulation tapes, including that the county violated official election record document processes required by statute.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The ones the voting precincts put this in that failed to sign the tabulation tapes, were they predominantly Republican or Democrat?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Just Google Fulton County and click images.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think you know.
unidentified		What do you think?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, if the Republicans are complaining about it, it's obviously a Democrat.
unidentified		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Predominantly, it was close.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Here we go.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's how I would have spelled it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's how I would have spelled it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I thought it was right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I can't believe anything's wrong, though.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I thought it was right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I wonder if AI would have figured it out.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It would have.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		With Perplexity would have.
		Yeah, yeah.
		Specific 36 and 37 advanced voting locations with unsigned tapes are not publicly broken out by party, but Fulton County as a whole is strongly Democratic.
		And its advanced early vote totals in 2020 were overwhelmingly Democratic.
		In other words, those affected advanced voting sites would be expected to be predominantly Democrat in their results, not Republican.
		Weird that 36 out of 37 that have unsigned tapes are strong Democratic, and that there's 315,000 votes that aren't supposed to be there.
		They didn't sign for the, but it's okay.
		Don't worry about it.
		We just forgot to tally.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Fuck it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		We forgot to tally.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Whoopsies.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We were so busy making sure we saved democracy that we forgot to tally.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They saved it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It was fucking good four years.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What a great move, though.
		If they really did steal the election, like, wow.
		Is that the first time anyone's ever done it?
		I don't know if they did it.
		I'm not saying they did it, but I'm saying if they did do it, like, what a great movie that would be.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's no way.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A bunch of fucking pink-haired dorks who really do hijack the system in the fucking back rooms, like licking envelopes and sealing mail-in ballots.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I asked the thing I read, and it says that they're both hand-counted and fully audited after the fact.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I asked after they had found a problem certification, and it says that they did.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Hand-counted and fully audited after the fact.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's no way the people that didn't sign are the ones making sure to tell everyone it was hand-counted, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It says hand-counted, but then recounted by Michelle.
		Now, and those process included Fulton, even though the later issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post-2024 hand count.
		Wait a minute.
		What does that mean?
		The issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post-2024 hand count.
unidentified		Hmm.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		That's where I get.
		This is a weird.
		I don't know what any of this stuff means, to be honest with you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, what does that mean?
		That's what's confusing.
		Was there 315 weird votes or not?
		Because that is the main right-wing.
		I bet if you went on Truth Social and asked them how did they steal the election, they'd fucking—I bet you can't get banned from Truth Social, right?
		You probably can't get banned.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Maybe you say something liberal.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You'd have to say, but you'd have to be crazy liberal.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Or if you said, I believe that there's two genders on Blue Sky, you're Dunzies.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Are you?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Instant.
		Gone.
		So yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Blueski's nuts.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, they go crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do you know what McCann told us?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I do.
		I do know what he told us.
		I don't know how true that is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we should find out.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, let's find out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So McCann says that they created a ban in Australia on social media for kids under 16.
		That this ban includes Instagram and TikTok, but does not include Blue Sky.
		If that's true, that is crazy.
		You just, you like up until 16 years old, the only way you get to communicate is the most radically leftist site available.
		In Blue Sky, I saw this lady, one guy rather, said, I'm trying to be Zen about it.
		Like something happened to him.
		I'm trying to be Zen about it.
		And then this other guy underneath it chimes in.
		It would be great if you would stop being racist to Asians.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Maybe he was being funny.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, no, There's no humor.
		There's no humor.
		It is a fucking SSRI soup.
		There's no humor over there.
		There's no humor.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I fuck with Blueski.
		I got to get on there.
		I thought it was Blue Ski for so long.
unidentified		Call it Blue Ski.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I bet a lot of people are going to call it that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Blue Ski's nice.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They'll ban the fuck out of you.
		The law's initial list of restricted platforms includes Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok, YouTube, Snapchat, Reddit, Threads, Kick, and Twitch.
		Other platforms, including Stream, Steam, Blue Sky, WhatsApp, and YouTube Kids were considered but not included in the ban.
		So that's true.
		So Blue Sky, which is just Twitter, but for super hardcore lefties, is not included in the movie.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bro, did they ban Truth Social?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Doesn't seem like they did.
		Put that into perplexity.
		Find out if the Australian ban includes True Social.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They're banning Trump's tweets.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Imagine if you get on True Social when you're 13, they'll look at Buck Wild, but Blue Ski's just like tanking kids.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's wild.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Turning kids trans left and right.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Reddit's available.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I thought it just said Reddit was not.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I thought they said Reddit was one of the bands.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		The link I just clicked said it could extend the Reddit Twitch and Roblox, even dating apps.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, some people are bribing them.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Let's be honest.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's Roblox.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		People are bribing them.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Reddit's a little.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this is the Reddit's left-leaning.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Reddit is among the companies that has approached.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I think they need to have certain things on their websites, and those websites that are banned don't have those blocks and filters available.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I tell you, I tried to try to jack off on Reddit.
unidentified		Tell you that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Because they banned Pornhub here.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I see.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		So I was like, I heard people jack off on Reddit, and I try to avoid Reddit.
		And as soon as I opened it, first thing was like, Shane Gillis fucking sucks now.
		No.
		I still got one off, but it was a tough one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of mean, angry people out there, Shane.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A lot of people are not happy.
unidentified		For sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That is a porn thing's a weird one, too, because kids know about VPNs.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're just keeping stupid shits from jerking off.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's probably good.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's probably.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You want the stupid ones out of cum so they're not making dumb decisions.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You're making another good point.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you want them all dried out.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You sound like you're tweeting on Blue Sky, though.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		All the stupid kids, you just want them jerking off as much as possible.
		You should have an IQ test to see if you could get porn.
		And that IQ test should be really making sure you're dumb.
		And if you're too smart, fuck you.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you know what I mean?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like if you pass it, you got to go study.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You go study.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But if you hit like a 65 on the, they just go, go ahead, jack off.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Wow, jack off.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Imagine that?
		That would be a way that would keep dumb people sedated.
		Just give them as much as possible.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		If they are sedated, maybe that's what they're doing to us.
unidentified		To all of us.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just keep giving us live porn 24-7 anytime you want it.
		Hop on a website.
		That's a good way to keep dumb people just dried up, outagiz, creepy, no motivation.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Pretty crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Used to, you know, it's a classic bit, but you got to, it used to be an ordeal to get your hands on that.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Now it's just like, I'll be watching a.
		I was watching Revolutionary War Doc last night.
		In between, I was just like, pause.
		All right, let's see what happened to Ticonderoga.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You are one of 99% of the population of men when they're alone.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm watching Ken Burns Revolution.
unidentified		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Seahawks, Seahawks Rams just finished up.
		Classic game.
		Toss on some Revolutionary War.
		Started dragging a little.
		I said, fuck it, pause.
unidentified		Jack off.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I didn't know Benedict Arnold was the hero of Ticonderoga.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Now you're actually interested and not distracted.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Fully not distracted.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do you know John Lilly, the guy who invented the sensory deprivation tank?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was involved.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's cracking them off in there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He definitely had a family.
		He was like, This is a chamber that no one can go in.
		He was jacking off, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
		But more importantly, he also ran this research where they were working with dolphins.
		It was like he was a pioneer in interspecies communication.
		So they were attempting to teach dolphins how to speak.
		And so this lady, I'm not bullshitting here.
		I know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		This lady is the dumbest group.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dumbest idea.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They were all on ketamine.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This lady lived in a house that was like three feet high in water with a fucking dolphin.
		And the thing was, they found out that she had to jack the dolphin off.
		If she didn't jack the dolphin off, the dolphin would not pay attention.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I've heard this story.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So she would, every day she would jack him off, and they went, What?
		Cancel this fucking project.
		Yeah, but this lady's jacking off dolphins.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I bet you by the 100th, 120th time jacking him off, he was like, oh, shit.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Holy fuck.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The problem with dolphins is they don't have lips, right?
		So they make a totally different kind of sound.
		You can't get them to sound like a human.
		And these fucking idiots are like, hello.
unidentified		Hello.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's like, yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I swear to God, the Nazis were trying to get dogs to talk.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I bet they were.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Everyone's trying to get.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What's that, Jerry?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Everyone's trying to get animals to talk.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What do you got?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What is it?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		The whole documentary called The Dolphin House.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, about the place where this lady lived.
		Yeah.
		That's literally there, I think.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I hate to be this guy, but I would hit pause on that documentary and crack one off.
unidentified		Fully.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'd be disappointed in myself.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So this lady just lived with a fucking dolphin.
		Where was this?
		Where were they?
		Like, where was the house?
unidentified		Damn.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She just had to jack that dolphin off all the time.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Think if that was your wife, and then this documentary comes out later, and you're like, What?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What did you do?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Also, again.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I did research.
		I did scientific research.
		You get off my back.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I was young and single, and we hadn't even met.
unidentified		I don't care.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You didn't tell me.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He jacked off dolphins.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We were engaged and you were jacking off dolphins for research.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Depends how long you're.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I get all really testy.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		St. Thomas.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		But the bummer thing is the dolphin doesn't want to be in that stupid little house.
		The dolphin wants to be out there swimming.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		After a while, he did.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		After he got a few pandies.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, fucking.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's the jackpot.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Put him in a house?
		He's in a fucking house.
		They're feeding him.
		He's getting jacked off.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You want to hear a dark truth about dolphins?
		Female dolphins are very promiscuous.
		We should make sure this is true.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Are female dolphins sluts?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And I think they think the theory is because when they have babies, it takes a long time for them to raise their baby and they won't breed while they're taking care of their babies.
		I think it's like several years.
		And so the males will kill babies of a female they haven't slept with.
		Yes.
		So they can get them to fuck.
		They'll kill the baby of a female that they haven't slept with.
		So the females sleep with as many men as possible so that the dolphin doesn't know whether or not it's his kids.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's cool.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It is.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But it's also like, yo, how ruthless is everybody?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, dolphins are supposed to be our peaceful spiritual cousins that live in the ocean.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And meanwhile, they regularly kill babies and they force their ladies into being hoes so that they don't think their baby's killed.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Whenever you look at animals, you got to think about what we do.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, if male dolphins kill the babies of female dolphins they haven't had sex with.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You got to think about what we do, and then you think dolphins are dumber than us.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They're probably doing crazy shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if they are dumber than us.
		That's what's weird.
		They just can't.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They better be.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They can't affect their environment.
		We assume that intelligence is only the ability to manipulate your environment.
		That's what we assume.
		Because we associate intelligence with all the stuff that we created.
		But we don't even know what the fuck they're saying.
		You know, we haven't been able to decipher their language.
		They have very specific languages.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		She was probably two or three jack-offs away from finding out.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		She was right on the cusp, but they were like, you dumb whore, get out of here.
unidentified		She wasn't.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They needed more funding.
		They just needed more funding.
		Male dolphins sometimes kill calves sired by other males to bring the mother back into Estra sooner.
		Yeah.
		Allowing them to mate and pass on their genes a behavior called infanticide, observed in species like bottlenose and Pacific white-sided dolphins.
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jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		This species makes them have like a high-speed race, it says, to find the best agile partner.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Jeez.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Most agile?
		You got to win that shit.
		I'd be a whole face.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		They're received by several males in high-speed chases.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They hit him with the cone drill.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yet females show selectivity for agile partners and can control fertilization via vaginal structure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, so a guy could nut in them and they'd be like, no, no, baby.
unidentified		Fuck you.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's a nice thing.
unidentified		It's just a nut.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a nice thing.
		Imagine that if they just come up with that instead of abortion, they just go, oh, we're just going to give you a dolphin pussy.
		Just lock it down.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Look at this next one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This one, the guy nuts, and you lock it down.
		Okay?
		Make an agreement.
		You sure you're going to lock it down?
		You told me you want babies.
		You swear to God?
		No, no, no.
		I'm locking it down for you.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You swear to God.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		The question: are female dolphins sluts?
unidentified		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Females participate in same-sex genital rubber, masturbation, and pleasure-seeking via functional catorises rich in nerves, indicating sex serves social enjoyment roles beyond procreation.
		Up to 75% of dolphins' sexual activity may prioritize pleasure or alliances over breeding.
		Males often coerce via alliances, but females evade or reposition to exert choice.
		So they scissor.
		Female scissoring in the dolphin community.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I like it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We broke that news here.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bring that up.
		There's a dusky dolphin, dude.
		What's that one doing?
		Just fucking boys in Penn State's locker room?
		Oh, geez.
		Come on.
		No.
unidentified		I told you.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I had a couple.
unidentified		He's ready to roll.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Old dusky dolphin.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So, like, when we think about peaceful creatures on Earth, we're the most.
		We're number one.
		We're the most peaceful.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's no chance.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		As warlike as we are, as far as intelligence.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Okay, all right.
		All right.
		I'll give you.
		Well, dude, there's got to be some peaceful.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dolphins must be going to war with each other.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's no way those high raxes aren't doing anything.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, there's no way we're the most peaceful.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The most peaceful are those chimpanzees, the bonobos.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Or the bonobos.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		All they do is fuck each other.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bonobos are wild.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They look a lot like chimps, just a little softer.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And all they do is just get it on.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Who are those guys with those big noses?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Those are funny guys.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Those are weird.
		That's a weird look.
		How about the ones where their asshole lights up when they want to fuck?
		Their asshole becomes like a target.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You don't want to fuck up.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They do that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, bro.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They put a light up in there.
unidentified		They put light up with butt clubs.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Those cowboys is eating drugs.
unidentified		They put butt pugs in the cow light of light up.
		Really?
		Oh, bro.
		Pull that bucky back up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at this guy's face.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How are y'all?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Hold on.
		Can you get him making a noise?
		They're very funny.
		Yeah.
		That's the physique I'm going for.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There was an old school comedian that had this big, crazy nose, and they would call him the schnauz.
		Who the fuck am I thinking of?
		Like old-timey movies.
		They'd call him the schnauz.
unidentified		That's it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Jimmy Duranty.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He does look like a probiscus.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A lot like one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But his whole thing was like his nose was huge.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you gotta be a little fucking schnaz.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a hell of a schnaz.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's no other way to describe that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Ari Shafir would make fun of his nose.
		The schnauz.
		Yeah.
		Look, I mean, all of his photos, all the caricatures, his nose is preposterous.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He aged into it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Worked out of it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You're a young man with that fucking nose.
unidentified		That's tough.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a tough time.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		This is nice, bro.
		Wait till you hear this fucker talk.
		Nose like a man.
		Nose like a man, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I like those guys.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They have to be peaceful.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a weird face, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Imagine if they were tough.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's what women look like now.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, for real.
unidentified		The nose job.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's exactly what women look like.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a Michael Jackson thing.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, imagine if that was 10 feet tall and was trying to kill your baby.
		You know what I'm saying?
		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Whoa.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What did they do in a past life to come back as that?
		They must have been really mean.
		They must have been a really mean person.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		What are you talking about, dude?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There must have been a really mean person in past life.
unidentified		Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yo.
		Bro.
		Jesus.
		That's like a man.
		That's like a really evil man from the past who's been reincarnated as this fucked up monkey.
		Like he's kind of conscious that something's wrong.
unidentified		So why am I not in my mid evil manner?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You're at the Baltimore Zoo.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just getting stared at by little kids.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		This is good stuff.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What was that other one?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The Michael Jackson one?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I like that one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The nose was one.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		What was that tiny little fucking guy?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That tiny little guy was terrifying.
		It was huge.
		You know, it was real big and giant.
		It would suck to get killed by a giant cute thing.
		You know what I mean?
		Like a giant fluffy.
		You know, like some of the monkeys are really cute.
		Like, if he was like six inches tall, he would be really cute.
		Like, oh, my God, he's so cute.
		If he was 10 feet tall, he would be fucking terrified.
unidentified		Terrifying.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Terrible snowman.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Look at that fucking thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's what I'm saying.
		Bro, that thing is terrifying.
		It's got like a bat nose.
		Look at his fucking creepy ass nose.
		That would rip your fucking face right off.
		Just jump on your face.
		You wouldn't be able to pull it off.
		Your nose would be gone.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That rules.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		But if it's 10 feet tall, it doesn't rule.
		That thing's standing outside your village waiting for you to dog to go outside.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a big man.
		Why are they so fucking cute when they're little?
		But if that thing was giant and had fangs, if it was 10 feet tall, but it wouldn't be.
		It was big and scary.
		It would have a scary face.
		Like, why is that?
		Why do the little ones?
		What is cute?
		Why do the little ones literally have a cute face that if you made that thing big, it wouldn't be as scary?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Maybe that's just our instinct to think babies are cute, so we don't throw them.
unidentified		Maybe, huh?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You see that guy, you go, he's great.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		See what the dolphins do.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Maybe like it's like built into it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of stepdads listening to this right now getting dolphin impulses.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Fucking, I wish I could kill that little motherfucker.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It is weird, though, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because all the big, scary things look scary.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Grizzlies are kind of cute.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, they're not.
		No.
		I was telling you, those are the most things I've ever seen in the world.
		The only thing I've ever seen in the wild.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Polar bears are kind of cute, fellas.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bro, obviously, they're terrifying, but if he was fucking one feet tall, you'd go, that's an adorable guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a good point.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
		Until he was like tearing apart a small bigger than you.
		Yeah.
		Bro, what are you talking about?
		Look at that guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a cub, first of all.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's still good.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at these guys walking.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Show him walking.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		J-Mo, get him walking.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's pretty cute.
		Now, show Kodiak brown bear eating a moose.
		Put that in there.
		Kodiak, brown bear, eating a moose.
		Bro, there's one of them that got this moose off the side of the road and was dragging it uphill.
		The moose is like 1,200 people.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Did you see the one during the wedding?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Which one is that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, there's a wedding.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's a wedding, and then on the other side of the fucking river, there's just a grizzly tearing apart a moose.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they got married in Alaska.
unidentified		Whoops.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Dude, how do you kill a moose?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, they can kill anything.
		They literally kill anything.
		I mean, he's just riding his back, drowning him.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That reminds me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at this.
		He's just hanging onto his fucking back.
		Look at this.
		So cute.
		That's a moose, man.
		Moose are so big.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That video that guy in the moose comes up to him.
		I said it in the group chat.
		Or you did.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's the scariest fucking animal I've ever seen.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, they're scary.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's like a dinosaur.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's fucking terrible.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They're so big, dude.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's a guy hunting, and a moose just comes up to him and is like staring at him.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't know how to describe it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, they're so huge.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, this is not it, but still terrifying.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Not it, but still.
		That's not even a really big one.
		That moose, like the one that you see in the car, actually, that's a pretty big one.
		His paddles are just going the wrong way.
		Yeah, that's huge.
unidentified		Whoa.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, don't do that.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Also, Borderline looks like AI, but it's probably not.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, a lot of them are right now.
		That's a problem.
		Almost everything is tricked left and right.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		There's like the giant cat walking up to save its baby.
unidentified		Like, come on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Moose are not afraid of you, though.
		That's one thing that's true.
		But generally, they're very aggressive.
		And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up, man.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's not it, J-Mo, but I still.
		I don't want to see a moose get shot.
		You love that.
		I don't want to see those boys get shot.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Have you ever eaten moose meat?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's delicious.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's really good.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's the reason why bears try so hard to kill them.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I get it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So they're cute.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Up to a point.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bears?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they're cute.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Up until they're about two years old.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		We were talking about earlier.
		I don't like black bears' eyes.
		Bears do have shitty eyes.
		Bro, they're so close to being cute.
		They got weird-looking eyes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		One of the weird things about like, yeah, this one.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Look at that fucking.
unidentified		Yeah, he's looking at him like, dude, I will fuck you up is what he's saying.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look how big he is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's why they're scarier than every other deer, because they'll come fuck you up.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Just beat your ass.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They'll kill you on sight.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Stomp you to death.
		Stomp you to death.
		And this guy is being smart by staying between the trees.
		This is very dangerous.
		Like, if he was out in an open field, he'd be Fucksville right now.
		If he couldn't get to cover to a bunch of trees, look at these guys getting out in a driveway.
		Fucking their car up.
unidentified		Bro.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Why do dogs just run straight into that?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Do you see dogs do that shit?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They're dumb.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because we took them from wolves and turned them into little bitches.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Dude, I've seen it out.
		I've seen deer just fuck dogs up.
		There's a lot of those compilations.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They start doing this.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They get in their hills.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But a lot of dogs kill deer.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's that classic of that guy putting, it's an old one, but he put deer piss all over him and then the dump comes and just beats this shit out.
		He doesn't get a shot off.
		He gets his ass beat.
unidentified		Turn the camera off.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
unidentified		What a moron.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's like the number one hunting in America is white-tailed deer.
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unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Number one.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Pennsylvania.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, by far.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's where I'm from.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Iowa, Iowa and PA, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, my family lived in Harrisburg for a while.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		My parents did.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I always forget that's insane.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I used to go to visit them.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You should have been a Harris.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm like, you got deer everywhere.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You could have been a Central PA, man.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You would have never done anything.
unidentified		Well, you didn't.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What the fuck are you talking about?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Shut up.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You would have been chilling.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I doubt it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You would have been an Elks.
		You would have been in the Elks Bar.
		You would have met Phil.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't think I'm designed for that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I would not be happy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm a Blanks, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		If you were from Central PA, you'd be into college football.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You love it all.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It fucking rules.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I just have to assume that who I am now, I would always have been.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, that's silly.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, like the way I like things, the things I like.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, you would have been, you would have been a Nordane fan, dude.
		It could have been so sick.
		It could have been so sick.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, I definitely could have been a fan, but I still would be doing this.
		I think I'd be doing the same shit I'm doing.
		I'd figure out a way to do something.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		As long as I didn't get saddled down at a young age.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You go to that Elks bar.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Get married at 18.
unidentified		Yep.
unidentified		Fuck.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Drink and drive home.
		Your babe's there.
		She's pretty.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You got a great dad now at 18.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but then that's when your fanhood of college football becomes greater.
		You go, dude, I get three hours on Saturday.
		I can't fucking wait.
		Who do we have?
		Ah, fuck.
		Central Michigan.
unidentified		Fuck.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's going to be a blowout.
		Whatever.
		I'm going to have beers.
		That's good stuff.
		Then you get to golf.
unidentified		You go, fuck, I suck at golf.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Who gives a shit?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm getting wasted.
unidentified		It's a good life.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm jealous of it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It does sound like a good life.
unidentified		But it's also a difficult one.
unidentified		For sure.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But that's the best life.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Is it?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, good, difficult.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		That's the point.
		Why is good and difficult the best life?
unidentified		That's what makes going to that bar so fucking sick.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Having a shitty job.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Shitty job.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You sit down and you go, bro, let me tell you about how shitty my fucking job is.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You go get fucking hammered.
		Three beers in.
		You go, my job fucking rules.
		My life rules.
unidentified		You know what?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to go beat the fuck out of my wife.
		See that Iraq video?
		Those guys boxing.
		You go, I'm going to make her put some headgear on when I get home.
		Yeah.
		No, it's good.
		Obviously, you know, it's not like the best, but it's a good life.
		Fucking drinking and golfing with your friends.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's funny to watch your friends age into that because my friends were never like that.
		And now I'll go home and they're like, everyone got fat, which that's fun.
		You see your boys, you go, yeah, it sucks, doesn't it?
		Yeah.
		And then they just love just hitting the local bar, getting a couple, going home.
		Hopefully the kids are asleep.
		It's fun.
		It's fun to watch from a distance.
		I can't.
		Like, I'll go home for the holidays, and then my sister will bring her kids over.
		I'm good for about 30 minutes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, all the things you said, the fun parts about it is that it's not complicated.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're just having a good time.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And the idea is that if having a good time, you'll have a better time.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If the rest of your day sucks, you appreciate those guys more.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		I get it.
		I get it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You could have been.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You could have been Central Pennsylvania.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Central Western PA.
		You could have been a Steelers fan.
		You could have been.
		Oh, you could have been a contender.
		Instead, you're just doing this bullshit.
		Instead, you're fucking doing this crap.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think I was always going to just mostly be interested in one-on-one sports.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Maybe.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		For whatever reason.
		I like team sports.
		I love watching.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You could have been a running back.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		We could have got you in the slot.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
		My fucking high school wrestling coach tried to get me to play football.
		And I was like, no.
		We had this kid.
		His name was Bobby Baker.
		He was 300 pounds.
		He was our heavyweight.
		He was huge.
		And I was like, me and him would be playing the same game.
		So he would run over me.
		That's crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He couldn't catch you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Whatever.
		What if he did?
		I'm not taking that chance.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Occasionally they catch you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was fucking huge.
		I was like, I'm not taking that chance.
		I was like, no, I've wrestled at 134 pounds.
		I am not fucking playing football.
unidentified		Oh, you could have been a contender, Joe.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I didn't like the idea.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Team sports are awesome.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I also didn't like the idea of random people being charging at you and colliding.
		I'm like, no, One in one.
		Somebody figure this out.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Football, somebody's hitting you when you're not looking.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
unidentified		I don't like it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A lot.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You're chasing someone this way and someone just.
		Yeah, but then you get them.
		The best feeling in the world is when someone's not looking and you get to fucking level them.
		It's so sick.
		Oh, it was my favorite.
		I bet.
		Thankfully, I played off slipping.
		Offense, I got a lot of those.
		But every once in a while, we'd throw an interception.
		I had no idea how to pursue a corner just running.
		I'd be I don't know where to look.
		I'm getting, I got laid out.
		It's fun.
		Team sports, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I get it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The camaraderie.
		You like fucking hunting with those guys.
		That's a team sport.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Not really.
		You're all going out on your own.
		Or you're going out two at a time.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Like Cam and I went together.
		But it's you will like the thing about team sports that's awesome is the camaraderie, right?
		That's what's awesome.
		But we used to always drive me nuts when I was playing baseball.
		I played baseball as a kid.
		I don't want to be a loser because little Billy dropped the ball.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Baseball is also still kind of an individual sport.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of like a pitcher versus a batter.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was the way I put it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's very individual.
		Yeah, I suck.
		You should have seen what happened to me at baseball.
unidentified		I sucked.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I sucked.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I hit puberty and just lost all hand-eye coordination for a year.
		Dude, last year playing baseball was like seventh or eighth grade.
		I don't think I had a hit for an entire season.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's hilarious.
unidentified		That's hilarious.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I remember fifth grade, I got hit by a pitch from a girl, a girl pitcher, and I turned when she was throwing it and it hit me right in the back where I lost, I lost, the wind got knocked out of me, and I was on first base.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Isn't that crazy?
Growing Pains 00:03:10
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's like when you're a boy and then you hit puberty and all of a sudden your body's weirdly shaped.
		It's moves different.
		The dynamics are all different.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Growing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You can't walk up stairs right.
		You think the stairs are taller than they are?
		It's weird.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You grow.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You grow.
		You grow and your dick is hard all the time.
		Think about those dudes.
		So distracted.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Some of my friends grew like a foot.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		In a year.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		In a year.
		I was like, dude, that must have hurt like hell.
		That's crazy.
		Some fucking killed.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's so crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Rock hard.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Everything hurts.
unidentified		Oh.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Banging into things.
unidentified		Ow!
		Your shins are all in the way of everything.
		You fucking pussy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Dad, it hurt.
unidentified		Hilarious.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And no one knows how to do it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No.
		How was it having kids going through puberty?
		That must have been crazy.
		I mean, and you have girls, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They, yeah, they get emotional.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But they go for like because the only time I've seen it is my niece, and it's like she was like your best friend.
		And then there's like two years where it's like, Uncle Shane, you don't have fucking anything.
		Fuck you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Luckily, our kids are not like that.
		They're very communicative.
		We have like a really good way of communicating with each other all the time.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's no like hateful.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I will say this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You do get some of that from kids.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		All of a sudden, you notice it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They get angry at you for enforcing rules and stuff, but they're pretty fucking cool.
		They're really cool.
		The thing is, it's like the whirlwind is impossible for everybody to come out flawless.
		Like you're getting hormones.
		Your whole life has changed.
		Now all of a sudden, you like girls or you like boys, and your whole life is now a pursuit of getting girls to like you or getting boys to like you.
		And then you have friend groups and then everyone has got a girl.
unidentified		They're mean.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And you all have a menstrual cycle that syncs up together.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They all get crazy together.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Dude, those, I never even thought about those guys.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So exciting menstrual cycles are nuts.
unidentified		They smell each other and all their fucking blood sinks up at the same time.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's disgusting.
		How weird is that?
		And they all get mean for a week together.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's why girls don't really have friends.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, there's a lot of reasons why they don't have friends.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But think about one week a month, you and your friends all are fucking nasty to each other.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It is crazy.
		What do you hear of more?
		Do you hear of more like a girl being betrayed by one of her friends that tries to fuck her husband?
		You hear about that more than you would hear about a husband trying to fuck someone's wife, right?
		That's like a more risky move.
		So that's probably one of the reasons why girls don't trust girls.
		Like that bitch.
		She'll just go fuck my man.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And also the guy will definitely say yes.
Fucking Great Show 00:05:22
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's such an it's an easy one.
unidentified		It'll be a secret.
unidentified		Oh, a secret.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Fuck him.
		A secret sounds good.
		Yeah, he might kill me.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm watching this show.
		What is it called?
		The Beast in Me?
		The new Netflix show.
		Bro.
		The reason why I brought that up, there's a scene where spoiler alert, where a cop is banging this other cop, a female cop.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, guys, I mean, she's married.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And it's like one of them things.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, like, there's people out there.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Just I think a lot of people.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That the show is fucking great, though.
		That Claire Dane show.
		Have you seen it?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, I haven't.
		I heard it was good.
		Boom.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's good.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Nice.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm only a couple minutes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I need to go gym, but it's a good one.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm about done with the revolution.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That lady can fucking.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Keep jacking off, though.
		It's taking forever.
		Fuck it.
		I've been watching this thing for six weeks.
		Keep jacking off.
unidentified		How far are you?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		45 minutes jacked off.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		When you see your play and picks up where you dropped it off, you're 45 minutes in the first episode.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bro, man, I wish I could tell you I'm not joking.
		I took a picture of it because it was so funny.
		I jacked off to him.
		I was.
		When I finished jacking off, this is at 1.11 in the morning today.
unidentified		Okay.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I looked up and the screen was a map of the British invasion.
unidentified		As soon as I got done, I was like, oh, they're invading Mohawk territory by Fort Stanwix.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		See, I took a photo.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Took a photo.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's so ridiculous.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's insane to finish and look up and go, what am I doing?
unidentified		What the fuck?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's funny.
unidentified		That's so funny.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You got to give it a watch.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Shit rocks.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You're going to fucking jack off a lot.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I won't.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I started it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I started it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's awesome.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		All his stuff's awesome.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Ken Burns' rules.
unidentified		He's rules.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He takes topics that you would go, I'm never going to watch that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Fucking rules.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, he can do anything.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Baseball?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You go, what could be interesting?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The Vietnam one was excellent.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Vietnam fucking ruled.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, like, he's really rare because essentially PBS just lets him just put it together.
		Like, I know.
		The way he wants.
		They don't fuck with him at all.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Is Trump trying to get rid of PBS?
unidentified		I don't know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He can't get rid of him.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Better not touch my Ken Burns, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		My thought, though, is that he can kind of do that anywhere now.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, he could do it on YouTube, and it would be massive.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Imagine if he put a series like that out on YouTube.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Did YouTube pay for that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, I mean, pay you for downloads.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		When they paid like Netflix would probably do it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They could probably do Netflix.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Yeah.
		He should do HBO.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He can do it anywhere.
		But his stuff is so good.
		No one cares where it is.
		They'll find it on PBS.
		They'll buy the DVD or rent it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		What budget of fucking PBS is going to Ken Burns, dude?
unidentified		80 must be.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		80%.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's there, Stern.
unidentified		Absolutely.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He got one guy.
unidentified		He got one guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He got Ken Burns.
unidentified		Fuck.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Stern just resigned.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I saw him.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Good for him.
unidentified		Good for him.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Guess he still likes to do it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Good.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You know?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How long do you think you'll be doing comedy and podcasting?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do you think you're ever going to get to a point in time?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't know how long I'll do podcasting.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'll probably fucking forever.
unidentified		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Comedy for sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Stand-up for sure.
		But the podcasting is where I get a little like, you're good at it because you talk about like fucking topics and things you're interested in.
		All I have is me.
		So after a while, you're like, I don't want to keep putting myself out.
		You know what I mean?
unidentified		Right, right, right, right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I know what you're saying.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's good to like, no privacy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know what I'm saying.
		Yeah.
		It's like, but you could do a podcast where you talk to anybody as well.
		You could do.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I could do a history podcast if I put like any.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you 100% could.
		And you could also do a history podcast where you have an interest in a subject and you know a lot about it, but not like enough to do a podcast on it.
		You just bring an expert in and have a conversation with him about it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That'd be awesome.
		I've thought about it.
		I had a teacher at Harrisburg Area Community College who was a Gettysburg tour.
		He was a tour guide.
		And it's Harrisburg Area Community College, so no one gave a fuck.
		And I was taking Civil War history.
		I was locked in, dude.
		This guy fucking loved me.
		It was me and 10 other fucking low IQ guys jacking off.
		And I was just like, oh, so what actually happened at the Battle of Sporting Hill?
		He was like, that's a great question.
		It was nice.
		Tour guides, you ever go to a battlefield?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Nothing I think of.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Have I?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Get a tour guide and go to a battlefield.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Shit's awesome.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't think I ever have.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Any battlefield.
		It's awesome.
		They know everything.
Civil War Enthusiasts 00:15:18
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's their whole life.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They just live it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They fucking are there every day.
		They know every single thing.
		It's awesome.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a little weird.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's a little weird, but it's cool to be a part of.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Okay, I'll go with you.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You can get a guy to, like at Gettysburg, you can get him in your car.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And you just drive the battlefield.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Why don't we just go to Alamo?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That would be awesome.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That anybody can do it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't know much about Texas history.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Because it was always.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know a whole lot.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I know a lot about Texas.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		We get a Texas.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		We get a Comanche tour.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, that's what we need.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There had to be a battle.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But see, it always felt like it was like light cavalry and skirmishes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, there's a lot of that, too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The real thing that changed was the pistol and they figured out how to make a revolver because those dudes with muskets did not stand a fucking chance.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Fuck, I miss.
unidentified		All right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I got 15 minutes.
unidentified		This fucker's a lot of people.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This guy got jacked.
		The thing about the Comanches, too, is they were really good at riding horses and shooting arrows off the horses.
		So they just run right at them and fill him up with arrows.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Think about that, though.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Like, you see an Indian.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You go, all right, well, this has worked before out east.
		I could just sit here and shoot at him.
		Guy's riding on the side of his horse, shooting arrows at you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		He's doing tricks.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's going to drive the body of his horse.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's doing tricks.
		And then he's going to eat my family.
		He's going to do some weird shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They did some weird shit to people.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did you ever read Empire of the Summer Moon?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Incredible.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The scene that they describe where they chopped this guy's arms and legs off and then threw him on the fire while he was still alive to watch him squirm.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I was like, you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And he is like, that's why they never surrendered.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They didn't have surrender in their thought process.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, they're doing weird.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They're going to die or kill you.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they're doing the weirdest shit possible.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You got to die after that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You can't go, all right, I'll just go to jail.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And they were doing that to other Native Americans, too, by the way.
		That's what this was about.
		Like, their favorite thing was to go on raiding parties.
unidentified		Yo.
unidentified		Damn.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's just trying to sleep.
unidentified		Yo.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to cut your arms and legs off.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's why you can't have that C-Pap on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, he had a full throttle.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You ever see Hostiles?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's Christian Bale.
unidentified		I don't think I did see it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You would love it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm sure I'd love it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The fucking rules.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't think I did.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Opening scene.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What year was that, friend?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		2017.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, I definitely did.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Opening scene is some Comanches attacking settlers.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's fucking great.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Show me what the poster looks like.
		I've seen too many movies, dude.
		My brain is.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Hostiles rules.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Does it?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, I didn't see it.
		I didn't see it.
		But I did a good thing about it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Chalamet's in that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's almost like there's too many fucking movies and too many good ones slip to give it a shot.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		This is starting the beginning, though.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		We can't watch that.
		Oh, thank you.
		Get some visuals here.
		I can't really show it on the screen.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		They're getting attacked.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		This guy going, fuck it.
		They're going to take the horses.
		I'd rather die.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It looks familiar.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's great.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Maybe I did see it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, yeah, it was.
		But you know what I'd like to see is the Little Bighorn.
		Never been up there.
		Custer's Last Stand.
unidentified		Ooh.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That'd be a cool one.
		Where's that?
		Dakota's South Dakota?
		I'm a dumbass if I got which one wrong.
		It's one of the Dakotas.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's got to be weird.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Stand on the ground where all those people died.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's a good one.
		Because he was there to hunt them and he ended up running into like the biggest congregation of Native Americans ever.
		Yeah, fucking smoked.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They all got together.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Montana?
		What am I at?
		Fucking idiot.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Damn.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Out in the middle of nowhere.
unidentified		Wow.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Imagine just the visual of thinking you're chasing them down and you're hunting them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're on the attack and you go over the hill and you're like, oh, shit.
unidentified		No.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What is this?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A reenactment?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		That's just where it is.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		That's what it looks like there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They probably reenact it every year, just like the Civil War dorks do.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I've been to those.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I love those.
unidentified		I go to Getty's Brigade.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I go to Gettysburg and watch it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It was so sick.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's hilarious.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It was awesome.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That was hilarious.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Little Bighorn would be a sick one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I was watching this dude.
		He had a truck, A YouTube video, and he was doing like some upgrade to this truck, and he pointed the front uh license plate and he said, Oh, and here we got a Mississippi license plate.
		I was like, What is that?
		Have you seen the Mississippi, the Mississippi flag for the license?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Was it just the Confederate flag?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Kind of.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Have you seen the Mississippi flag?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		See if you can find the Mississippi plague because he had a Mississippi flag.
		I fucked it up, but for his front license plate.
		And I was like, Wait a minute.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Mississippi held it down for, I think they might still be holding it down.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I think it's a recent update, but I think that's what it used to look like.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Okay, that's crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That is so wild.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		So sick.
		I don't give a fuck, dude.
		It's fucking sick.
		Obviously, I understand people having a problem with it.
		I get it.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I think.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I bet that changed kind of crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		2021.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's kind of crazy that they kept that Confederate flag in there for so long.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Oh, wait.
unidentified		Oh, hold on.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, 2020.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		For 1996 to 2020.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So that's what it was?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		95?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So what is it currently?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Pre-96 might have been just the current.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, they turned into a flower.
		Let me go.
		That's what it is currently.
		It's a flower.
		That's hilarious.
		Well, it wasn't for this dude and his truck.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's the state flags back then were so sick.
		At Gettysburg, you can see all the battle flags they had.
		South had some good ones.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did they?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		North typically stuck with the fucking American flag, but every, you know, your state, it was all state pride.
		It was fucking cool.
		They all had fucking slogans.
		They would talk shit.
		It was fucking awesome.
		It's so cool.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they were basically Europe.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And they had reputations.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A bunch of countries.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		1894.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Took it down in 2020.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I think when they were doing all the rest of the Confederate monument stuff, they probably got 2020.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Also, Mississippi.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Boys.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's so crazy.
		Imagine if somebody still had a swastika in their flag and they were just rocking that.
		Like, what?
		Right?
		Come on.
		It's just a part of it.
unidentified		It's historical.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's German.
		We're German.
		It's part of our thing.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they had good ones.
		And you would like that.
		Each group had like they had reputations.
		Like, I think it was the Iron Brigade.
		It was like these Midwest freaks.
		So they were all like German and Norwegian.
		They were all fucking huge.
unidentified		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And like, they wore big, tall black hats to make them even taller.
		And like, the Confederate generals would see those black hats and be like, fuck, get out of there.
		I don't know if that, well, whatever.
		They ruled.
		Fun.
		There was the Louisiana.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Silly hats.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Louisiana Tigers.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They would fucking get you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They were a bunch of imagine like dressing up.
		Like, look at that photo.
		Pull that photo up again that you showed the earlier one.
		The one where they're all like standing there with their suits on.
		Imagine getting dressed up real nice to go kill people.
		Look at that.
		That's so weird.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, I like it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'd rather get killed by a guy fucking dressed up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Click on the one in the upper right corner, the left-hand thumbnails.
		Upper right.
		Oh, yeah, right there.
		Look at that dude.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's a good guy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He could shoot me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But just imagine.
		Like, this is how you're getting dressed up to go to war.
		It's so weird looking.
		What's your goofy hat?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Full-on pose photo with like a fake background, like you take at a good point.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Show them the you could do that with like Marines, right, in military dress, right?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, they would wear that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, they didn't have to show them the Zuave's.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What's a Zuave?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You're gonna like their outfits.
		Yeah, yeah.
		little gay boy outfits fucking people up Z-O-U-V-E-S I think Yeah, it's good.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Swag, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Whoa.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Where were they?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		MC Hammer pants.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Where did they go?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They were in the north.
		They were breaking.
		New York?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Hold this thought.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I have to pee.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		We'll be right back.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So who are these African fellows?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They're from Africa.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They swaggerjacked the French North African.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, so the other guys were where, though?
		That swagger jacket?
		Where were they?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think New York.
		I think the Irish Brigade might have tried it.
		Could be wrong.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, when I first saw Gangs in New York, I was like, wait, this happened too?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		What?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So these are the guys?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's good swag.
unidentified		Where did they live, though?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think if you look up Zuave's American Civil War.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So these guys fought in the Civil War dressed like that?
unidentified		Yeah.
		Trying to find out where they're from.
		Wow.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		That was American.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Imagine you're hanging out with a bunch of dudes and everyone's dressing like.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bro, that was the drip.
unidentified		That was the coolest group of dudes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at these guys.
		What's with the hats?
		That's a crazy look.
		So how many of those were from the area where this was in Chicago from the first one?
		Huh?
		He formed the first American company inspired by North African light infantry known as the Zuavez that had won distinction in both Algeria and Crimea.
		Bro, that part of the world.
unidentified		Whew.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's one of the things about when Russian fighters fight in the UFC.
		I always have to, like, I got my little calculations.
		Like, this guy, he's strong.
		I'm like, he's from where?
unidentified		Oh.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's from Chechnya.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Well, he's going to win.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, he's probably going to fuck this guy up.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Check out what the description is here.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A fellow who can pull up a 110-pound dumbbell, who can climb up an 80-foot rope hand over hand with a barrel flower hanging to his heels, hanging to his heels.
		I don't know what that means.
		Who can jump 17 feet four inches high without a springboard?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		17 feet high.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They must have been crazy.
		Who can tie his legs in a double bow knot round his neck without previously softening his shin bones in a steam bath?
		What?
		Who can take a five-shooting revolver in each hand and knock the spots off the 10 of diamonds at 80 paces, turning somersaults all the time and firing every shot in the air?
		That's a Zuave.
		Whose quote is this?
		That's a silly quote.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's a drunk Zuave.
unidentified		So wrote a Western Tony Hindran.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was gay to the Zave's.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'll tell you what they can do.
unidentified		This guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This guy's doing hat flaps and shooting cards.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's supposed to be an exaggeration, apparently.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So of course you can jump things.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Nobody can do that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		At first, I was with you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He said he shot the spades at 80 yards.
		What did he say?
		80 paces?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it says Americans were going nuts over the new kind of fighting force.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		80 paces is kind of crazy.
		How far is 80 paces?
		What does that mean?
		When they say 80 paces?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I got it, right?
		New York?
		I feel good about that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So it's just like if you just a full step, I guess.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But it's everybody's step is longer or shorter.
unidentified		True.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		True.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So what is it like?
		You're shooting a card with a fucking musket at 80 yards.
		You know how retarded that is?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		If you're doing a draw or a duel against a short guy, you're fucked, dude.
		He's going to hit 10 paces real quick.
		Shot in the back.
unidentified		I think everybody has a count.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Is ready.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Aim fire.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		10 paces.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		This is the first guy.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It also says he was the first Union officer to die in combat.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's a dork.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's a dork.
		He was trying to wear cool clothes.
		He got shot.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, my first thought is how would a law student in Chicago have read about these guys fighting in Africa?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dude, was it dark?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Read a newspaper article.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He probably was way too into looking good and not really thinking about the war part of it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He says, you know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Then all of a sudden, First Manassas comes around.
		We're going to whip them.
		Watch out.
		They have guns, too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's some good last quotes from Gettysburg.
		They're from just the Civil War.
		They're hilarious.
		Because it's guys talking like that back.
		I just remember one from Gettysburg where a guy's last quote was like, what are you guys ducking for?
		They couldn't hit an elephant from that distance.
		They get shot in the head.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Who said that to him?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He said that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That said that to like a transcriber.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		All of his boys were ducking, hiding behind rocks.
		And he was like, come on, what are you guys, pussies?
		They couldn't hit an elephant from this distance.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, get popped in the head.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Tough last one.
		Yeah.
		You want your last words to be cool.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How accurate were those rifles even?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like the rifles that they used, so they used ball the little ball muskets.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		So they started getting rifling.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They started getting rifling?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		bullets so eight Gettysburg was 63 so by then they were definitely right Because the Comanche, when they were fighting the Comanche, they had already introduced the Colt.
		I think in like 1850?
		When did Colt invent the revolver?
		Oh, here it goes.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I feel like officers have revolted.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What year is this?
		So 1861 is, it says model 1861.
		That's a rifled musket.
		1855, that's another rifled musket.
		It says rifle.
		Okay, it doesn't say rifled musket.
		It says rifle, but it has a flint lock.
		Like the whole thing, it looks the same.
		But then Colt Navy revolver, it doesn't say what year.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I'm just five.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it says weapons of the Civil War.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So they had revolvers.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		At least.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, at least the officers did.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And then the cavalry had those carbines.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And yeah, scroll back up again to that image.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		That was a better one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The one that you just showed?
		It's a little better.
		Oh, okay.
		So those bottom ones, they look like actual rifles.
		That looks like a long pistol, right?
		So I bet they had a bullet.
		Right, those aren't muskets, right?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Top, this mini-ball thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Interesting.
Colt's Revolution 00:04:38
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But they definitely had.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It seems like they had pistols.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The South definitely had some guys with some muskets coming out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So what year did Colt invent the pistol?
		Because I think they started using them.
		The Texas Rangers started using them first before the military even used them.
		That was the story in Empire of the Summer Moon, right?
		Which is crazy that someone wouldn't want to buy something that can shoot five rounds.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		36, damn.
unidentified		Wow.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		1836.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The revolver.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		1831.
		He invented the first practical revolver in 1831, received a U.S. patent for the revolving cylinder design on February 25th, 1836.
		So in 1831, this motherfucker invented it.
		1836, he gets the patent, and nobody wanted it.
		They were like, we don't want it.
		We don't want to pay for your fucking crazy revolver.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you can stab with that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm an old school musket guy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I want to take 10 minutes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		These guys that are like old school in everything.
		There's going to be always guys that are old school musket guys.
		Look at that thing.
		Wow.
		What is that little thing on the side?
		Is that the gunpowder?
		That doesn't make sense.
		Like, how did that work?
		When did they invent bullets?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		They might have had to put cartridges.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		They could make their own bullets on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
		They had to make their own bullets.
		That's crazy.
		Of course.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		She ran out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So you probably have the cartridges, you pack all your bullshit in there, and you got your little fake top.
		I bet they sucked.
		I bet they, half the time they didn't go off right.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they probably had the gun before they had the ammo invented, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Maybe.
		Yeah, probably.
		Yeah, because right.
		How would you, I bet the first one, they had handmade ammo.
		When did they start mass-producing ammo?
		We could just go buy ammo.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I think that would be World War I.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Well, slightly.
		I've actually just read about this.
		I mean, a little bit before.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		American Civil War, they would have mass-produced ammo.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Some, but we didn't have giant factories back then.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		So they started converting factories to do stuff.
unidentified		Wow.
unidentified		And then big war comes, and you may start making money off of it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a problem that, like, manufacturing goes big up when there's a nice fat war.
		People get real excited.
		A lot of jobs.
		It's like, don't get addicted to that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Well, maybe we did.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, we definitely did.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Imagine growing up in the 50s, the kind of patriotism people must have had after winning World War II.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You'd feel so, dude.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That'd be so sick.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It wouldn't be incredible.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It'd be awesome.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It must have been amazing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We were fucking Americans.
unidentified		We saved the world.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That was the narrative.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And then Vietnam.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Fucked it all up.
		And people couldn't believe it.
		I thought we were the good guys.
		We went to the good wars.
		Just makes you wonder how many times have we been tricked?
		Like, how many times have people been tricked?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Don't get into that.
unidentified		A lot.
unidentified		Don't get into that thought process.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I love getting into that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Wait a second.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What's that, Jamie?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Just celebrations of Victory Day.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, look at all these people holding up signs to say peace.
		Everybody's so happy.
		They know they're going to get to live.
		You only get that happy when you think you were going to die.
		If there was no war and these people just said, let's have a celebration for being an American.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		This black guy dead center.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's nice.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		How do you get everybody to look at the camera?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		One black dude dead center.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Some guy had a bullhorn.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I guess.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Everyone, please look.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's definitely one camera.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at that take off.
		That might be AI.
		Seems like there's too many people.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, I believe that picture.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's AI.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It's like Times Square and everything.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's a cover of an album.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It looks good.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a Fink Floyd album.
unidentified		Down here, too.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I mean, maybe, maybe not, but it's just, I guess if you see one camera, it wants to be in the picture.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, what is that?
		Come on, son.
		Fuck is that?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There were like four cameras.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They were probably like, holy shit, a camera's here.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Everybody look up here.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And back then, everyone was taking orders.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Also, it might be AI.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, those are real.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I believe those.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I do too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It might be a simulation.
		Can you imagine being there, though?
		What a party.
		I bet everybody just fucked everybody.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I bet they were the best party ever.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They probably went crazy for like days just drinking and getting your fuck on.
Fritz Haber's Poison Cloud 00:03:10
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And that hangover hits.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, fuck.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Back to the bar.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I got to go to work.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Back to the bar.
unidentified		Fuck.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, fuck all that PTSD those guys just got.
		You know, coming home, drinking a couple beers.
		Oh, yeah.
		Oh, yeah.
		Liberating a camp, seeing all that going on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Trench warfare.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, World War I trying to bombers.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How about what those people come back from watching their buddies getting eaten by wolves over in for some reason you're in Europe?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Some reason.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		We're fighting Germany?
unidentified		Why?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So he got flown in for some reason.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		In World War I, why?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		For the record.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, the craziest thing in World War I, it was a lot of crazy things, but the Fritz Haber story.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		What's that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Fritz Haber is the guy that invented Zyklon B, right?
		So he invented Zyklon A.
		He was the first inventor of it, but he invented it as a pesticide.
		And it had a very distinct odor.
		And then Zyklon B, they removed that odor.
		He also invented gas.
		He invented, he invented a bunch of shit.
		One of the things he invented is a way to get nitrogen out of the atmosphere.
		It's called the Haber method.
		And to this day, like 50% of the nitrogen in people's bodies in a lot of places in the world is through the Haber method.
		So that revolutionized fertilizer.
		So you can get nitrogen from the air.
		He figured this out.
		At the same time, he was using gas to fucking kill the Allied troops with giant fans.
		So at the same time, he was up for a Nobel Prize.
		He was also wanted for war crimes.
		And he was Jewish.
		So eventually...
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The guy who invented Cyclone B was Jewish?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And eventually he had a flea.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Talk about your all-time bad fires.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They kept him around for a while.
		They tried because he was so valuable because he came up with the gas.
		Yeah.
		And then eventually he had a flea.
		They didn't kill him, but they let him flee the country and he died on the road.
		He died like in transit.
		He had a bad heart, I believe.
		Oh, it's a terrible story, dude.
		There's worse to it.
		His wife committed suicide in front of him and he left anyway to go to the front lines and he left his like 13-year-old son with her as she was dying.
		Yeah.
		She shot herself in front of him.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And he was like, fuck it, I'm going to, well, I'm going to the front line.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's probably going to kill himself.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a crazy story.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Damn.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Crazy story.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's a good movie.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but imagine like you've invented this thing that unquestionably helped so many human beings.
		You figured out how to get nitrogen from the atmosphere and you could use it as industrial fertilizer.
		How much food was grown?
		How many people were fed?
		How many starving people were prevented because of this guy's method?
		Yeah, at the same time, he figured out you could just gas people, just send poison through the air and everybody downwind dead.
Nuclear Fusion Debate 00:10:55
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Men, women, children, medical workers, dogs, cats, pigs.
unidentified		Fuck you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a cloud of poison with giant fans.
		Just blowing poison towards you.
		Fuck.
		But I mean, you know, why is it better to shoot people?
		Why is it better what we do?
unidentified		It's way better.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, it's way better.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The gas?
unidentified		No.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Shooting people?
unidentified		Yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, did you hear me?
unidentified		Did you hear those stories of getting fucking gassed?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The nicest one.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Those are the worst things I've ever heard.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's a big nuke.
		That's the nicest.
		He just goes by.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Unless you're on the slight, slight outskirts.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Then you're getting burned.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know the craziest thing that anybody said to me on the podcast recently?
		This dude was talking, we were talking about UFOs.
		And one of the things that he said was that one of the ways that they had described one of the things that they're working on that they thought was a back-engineered craft, the way they described it as a simultaneous nuclear payload delivery system.
		Meaning that the moment you want it, or instantaneous.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Instantaneous.
		Instantaneously.
		Like it literally shows up wherever you want it to be and delivers the nuclear bomb.
		Like there's no delay.
		There's nothing because it's operating on some sort of a gravity propulsion system that bends space around it and rockets it towards whatever that point in time or point on the map you want it to be instantaneously.
		Imagine if the fucking, this is the reason why the aliens haven't landed, is because we gave, they came here, they dropped off some UFOs.
		They said, hey guys, figure this out.
		This is how we travel.
		And we said, wouldn't it be cool to just lose people instantly?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Instantly, we did a gun on this thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And that's how they described it.
		Instantaneous nuclear payload delivery system.
		And I was like, that might be the most terrifying thing that any because what kind of fucking sociopaths are in control of the UFO program if the first thing they do with it is figured out how to make a nuke go instantly anywhere you want to go.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		What year did all the UFO shit start?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It all started after the Roswell.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		When was Roswell?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		47.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's straight to fucking put a nuke on this thing.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's all they were thinking about.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's all they're thinking of.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's the only thing they're thinking about.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		We can figure this out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We're putting a fucking nuke.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Wait a minute we can kill everybody?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they just had to drop them out of propeller planes two years ago.
		Think of that.
		So they go from dropping it out of a fucking giant propeller plane to two years later, supposedly this thing crashes and they're back engineering it and like really quickly inventing the transistors, weird scientific provenance to it.
		And then the other weird thing was fiber optics.
		There's a lot of weird stuff after Roswell.
		A lot of weird inventions.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I will say though, Devil's Advocate is 47, 48.
		That's like the whole country is inventing things for war.
		For war.
		Yeah.
		So we're inventing, we're trying our hardest to invent this shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, 100%.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's just a weird story behind the transistor.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		What's that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Well, you can find it, Jamie.
		We brought it up the other day.
		It is odd when you read it because it's the way to create it.
		It's such a crazy invention, the way to create it.
		And then there's like this dispute between the guy who was given credit for inventing it and these other guys that were scientists.
		I'm like, that guy's a fucking bozo.
		Why did he get the credit for that?
		And that more likely it was something that they got from somewhere.
		It's like there's a weird leap between what they were thinking of doing and what this is.
		I'm butchering it until we get your quote.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I bet back then you could just, if somebody was a scientist and invented something, you'd go.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Well, they just wow.
		Bro, that's terrifying.
		That's terrifying.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's the same guy as the Brown shooting.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Is it?
		Is that what they're saying?
		How convenient.
		Is he dead already?
		How convenient.
		How convenient.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I could be wrong on that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Jamie, I know you're looking at multiple people.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But didn't they say the Portuguese guy who was a physicist who did the Brown shooting?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The guy who did the Brown shooting was a physicist.
		Yes.
		They know this for sure.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think so.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Again, this is coming out weekly.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Same guy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What?
		Okay.
		Brown University shooting live update.
		Suspect in Brown and MIT shootings found dead as motive remains unclear.
		Holy suspect had 200 rounds, laser sights.
		Okay.
		So this is the suspect in the Brown University shooting and the MI2 shooting.
		So he's the suspect in both shootings.
		48 year old portuguese so he goes there and he shoots this guy that's a fusion scientist that's working on Crazy shit and is talking about see if you can find the thing where he was talking about We played it, right?
		Where he was talking about the poles, the electromagnetic poles, the north and south pole that they have to switch.
		And if they don't switch, we lose our electromagnetic sphere that's protecting us.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't believe it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Magnetosphere.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't believe it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You don't believe that?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No.
unidentified		No?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Too crazy?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		There's no way, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But if this guy...
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm focused on college football.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		get it i don't i have no They killed this guy, though.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I have no use for electromagnetic spheres.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But if this guy invented some or was onto some technology that could revolutionize power, if you really did find cold fusion.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Those guys would be killed.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, when you assume, when a super brainiac nerd dude gets killed, and he's involved in some fusion project.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And then 24 hours later, Trump True Social merges with a fusion power company.
unidentified		Did that happen?
		Yeah.
		Oh.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Jesus Christ.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Are you serious?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
		Yeah, pull that story up.
		I'm thinking about college football playoffs.
unidentified		Yeah, I know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm thinking about Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That'll be fun.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There it goes.
		True Social parent to merge with nuclear fusion firm in $6 billion deal.
		By the way, it could be totally unrelated.
		What a coincidence.
		Or Trump Media and Technology Group, the social media and crypto company, part owned by President Trump, said it would help develop a utility-scale fusion power plant.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I wish that, you know what that Portuguese fellow should have done?
		Is waited till he should have got, if he was a real Portuguese man, he would have waited to see Cristiano Ronaldo one more time.
		He should have waited till after the summer to shoot this fucking guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Here's a stupid pet.
		Here's a very stupid question, but a valid one.
		What's the difference between fusion and fission?
		Do we currently use fission, correct?
		Is fusion what we don't use?
		Which is which?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's a stupid question.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's an insanely smart question.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because cold fusion is the holy grail.
		Nuclear fission and fusion are two distinct nuclear processes that release energy by altering atomic nuclei, but they operate in opposite ways.
		Fission splits heavy atoms like uranium, while fusion combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes.
		Oh, okay.
		So is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb?
		Put that in there.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		J-Mo, bring up TJ Duckett highlights.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just find out, please.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I think it's fission.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's fission.
		Hydrogen bomb?
		But it says it combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes and fusion.
		Different process.
		Okay.
		So cold fusion is something that they're all searching for.
		Oh, the fuel is uranium and plutonium.
		Key differences.
unidentified		Is it a hydrogen bomb fission or fusion?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Here we go.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Fusion.
unidentified		Fusion.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so it is.
		the trigger oh it uses how weird yeah It's known as a thermonuclear bomb, primarily relies on nuclear fusion for its immense destructive power, but it uses nuclear fission as the initial trigger.
		Okay.
		So fission is the trigger.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think that's what the whole movie, they're figuring out in that Oppenheimer movie, like the uranium splitting.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Once they figured one out, then they'd, you know, that's what I got out of it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, and the bombs they make now make these the ones they made back then look like little baby bombs.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Zarbamba?
unidentified		There you go.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Atomic bomb is fission only.
		Hydrogen is thermonuclear.
		So I think it's megatons versus kilotons.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		This is good.
		I'm going to crack someone when the bomb goes off.
		We're getting nukes.
		I'm going to go actually.
unidentified		Hold on.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That looks like fission to me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Are you going to try to whack one off if the bomb's coming?
		You have 30 seconds.
		I didn't think I was that type of thing.
		The internet's still up.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Based on fucking my experience with Ken Burns, I might be that guy.
		I don't think.
		I've never been scared of him.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's no sin in that.
		You're going to go.
		You're going to go.
		There's no sin in that.
		It is what it is.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think that's a sin.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You don't want to sin right at the end.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't believe it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Right at the buzzer?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't believe it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's a bunch of sins I think people made up.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Jacking off?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How about wearing two different types of cloth?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Well, I would never.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're not supposed to.
		That's crazy.
		That's crazy.
		You sin if you do that.
		If you want to go old school, you're sinning if you do that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		We all know.
		There's a difference.
		You have a conscience.
unidentified		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		To jack off conscience?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You know what a sin is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Depends what you jacked off to.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		This is the current website to get into the Epstein files.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're now in line.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm in the queue.
unidentified		Oh, wow.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Your estimated wait time is one minute.
		Is it moving?
		Oh, less than a minute.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Wait, we're going to get into the look.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We're about to get in.
		This is a lot done.
		96%.
		There we go.
		Less than a minute.
		We're at 96% getting into the Epstein files.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		What do you think should pop up first?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it's your turn.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Holy shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, we're going to see some shit.
		You are now being redirected to the website.
		That's right.
		Immediately, a virus gets uploaded to your computer.
		They get a FaceTime video of every jerking off session you're going to have for the rest of your life.
Bro, That Was Back When 00:15:18
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We'll all be in a database.
unidentified		All right.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		First thing starts off with a privacy notice.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Type to search.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Court records.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You're never finding shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What do you think is going to come out?
		So this is all happening live.
		It just happened an hour ago.
		What do you think is going to come out of all this?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		Type in Donald Trump and search.
		We're going to find out real quick what's.
		No results found.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Please try a different search.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bill Clinton.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The greatest president.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bill Clinton.
unidentified		Saved America.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		48,000 results.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, here we go.
		No results found.
		Oh, interesting.
		Interesting.
		Bill Cates.
		No results found.
		Crazy.
		I guess everybody's innocent.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Turns out everyone's innocent.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He was a worries, alone, hornyman.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, I mean, you saw the search.
		It's over.
		Okay?
		Case closed.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Guys, can we stop talking about Epstein?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Get over it.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Handwritten text portions of these documents may not be electronically searchable or produce unreliable search results.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		So you got to dig yourself.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we're just going to have to wait.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		We're going to have to wait a few minutes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We're going to wait for the super nerds.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, let's get in there and go through that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Get in there and go to work.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The guy's not watching Alabama, Oklahoma.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's going to be incredible.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What do you think is going to happen?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think if Joshua tries his hardest, just a jab will win.
		A jab is going to win the fight.
		He's going to be just a foot.
		He's so much taller and bigger.
		And he's better at boxing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's just crazy that he wanted to do it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That Jake Paul wanted to fight Anthony Joshua.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I wonder how much Jake got.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he must be getting an extraordinary amount of money for this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because everyone's going to watch.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Whether you're a know-it-all boxing expert type fake guy like me or someone else.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, you know you're boxing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I know a little.
		There's guys that are real boxing experts.
		But the point is, everyone's going to watch it.
		Even the casuals.
		Everyone's going to watch it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to watch it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because it's nuts.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a nutty idea.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, Javante Davis, not the best idea.
		Javante's small.
		He fights at 135.
		That's crazy.
		You can't be bigger than the guy.
		But when the guy's way bigger than you, now I'm interested.
		Like, okay.
unidentified		For sure.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Javante would fuck him up.
		Depends what the.
		I don't know how big Jake is.
unidentified		He's big.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's weighed 216 and he's solid as a rock.
		And Javante fights 135.
		That's way bigger.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's way bigger.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of, like, you can only skill is awesome, but it only goes so far when someone's that huge.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, just like I would.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Javante probably could fuck him up because he's really fucking good.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I heard that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's him knocking down and Ghana.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's what happened.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's me and you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm assist right now.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm Joshua.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dude.
		You do not want to get popped by this guy.
		He's so big.
		No.
		And he's been knocking people out forever, man.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Wouldn't you think any top heavyweight would knock out Jake Paul?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, this guy's, he said, like, openly, he doesn't want to fight.
		Like, he doesn't want to fight David Benavidez.
		He's like, fuck that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		I don't want to fight that guy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But he thinks Joshua's.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't get it, man.
		Benavidez is fucking terrifying.
		Make no mistake about it.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You got Ruiz.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You could have got Ruiz out there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Which one?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Isn't it the Chubby guy?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Andy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Could have got him out.
		But he might not have taken it easy.
		I think there's...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Andy Ruiz is dangerous.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm trying to find a guy who's going to take it easy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You think Josh was going to take it easy?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's what I was saying about the speech he gave.
		I don't know.
		That seems like a wild card.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That was a crazy speech.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It seems like a guy up to do whatever.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I can't believe that I never saw that in 2020.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, no, don't make me.
unidentified		It goes.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		He did some hip-hops.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It got weird, dude.
		I was watching it because I like Anthony Joshua.
		And I was watching it going, this is fucking crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, when a dude outboxes you like that, he's a smaller guy, and he outboxes you two fights in a row.
		It really batters you a little bit.
		At least in one of them.
		There were some moments in the last round where he was just getting boxed up, man.
		Usik's so good.
		He's so slick.
		That guy's 38.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Post-fight, though, I'll give anyone.
		You can say anything.
		Like, I remember when, like, remember when McGregor broke his leg?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And everyone was like, I can't believe he's saying all this.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's like, dude.
unidentified		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He was in a fight 20 seconds ago.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's going to be saying crazy shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And his leg's broken.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And he just shot.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's in terrible pain.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Like, I don't know.
		Post-fight interview is like, they're going to say wild shit.
		They were just in a fight.
		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If there's ever a time where someone should have pulled out of a fight, it's that one.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, his leg was.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		His leg was fucked up before that fight.
		They knew it.
		They had done MRIs on it and shit.
		They didn't know what it was.
		You know, it was probably like a deep bone bruise, but then the next impact on it snapped it.
		Maybe he had a hairline fracture.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		So it wasn't just a chest.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was compromised.
		It wasn't much, man.
		It wasn't much.
		It wasn't much when you consider all the times that it's weird because sometimes it doesn't take much.
		It's just it hits the kneecap the right way or the shin at the high spot.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like the top of the shin up here.
		It's so hard to break.
		And the flexible part of your shin will just snap on it.
		But that one didn't kind of look like that.
		And then when I heard afterwards that it was already compromised going into that fight, I'm like, oh, man, that's a bad idea.
		But you think you could do anything when you're Connor McGregor.
		You know, like, fuck this guy.
		He beat me the first fight, but I'm going to fuck him up the second fight.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Being Conor McGregor is literally being on cocaine.
unidentified		Yeah.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Are you honest or not?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, he had the wildest press conferences back when he was fighting Jose Aldo.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That must have been so fun to be at those.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They were crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		How fun was it?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I didn't go to press conferences.
unidentified		I watched them.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, really?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		How about the Wayans?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I never go.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That must have been.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The Weigh-Ins were wild.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The whole crowd was.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The Weigh-Ins were crazy.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, the Weigh-Ins were crazy also because that's a day, that's when they used to have to really weigh in.
		So you had to get on the scale in front of everybody.
		Now they have ceremonial weigh-ins.
		So now you weigh in and then you rehydrate and then you get on the scale and I say official weight is 145.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Everybody cheers.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So when Connor is standing there facing off with Jose Aldo, he looks like a skeleton.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bro, he looked.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, see if you can find that.
		It was crazy.
		So let's see him get on the scale.
		That's Jose Aldo.
		So Connor would get on first.
		Connor got on first.
		Look at him.
		Bro, look how sunken in he is.
		I mean, he must be feeling like utter dog shit.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, how do you not faint?
unidentified		Finally, the wait is over.
unidentified		Yes.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's a fainting a kick.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like I have to get between everybody.
unidentified		Once again, the Irish fans have come out for the biggest UFC featherweight title fight ever.
unidentified		Give us your buzz on tomorrow night.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And Jose Aldo as an opponent.
unidentified		You know, I'm sick of talking about Jose.
		I visualize and I look at his facial features.
		And I know that the soft parts of his face won't be able to take my shots.
		I just want to thank the Irish people for coming out here for me.
		It means everything.
		Tomorrow no, tomorrow night, I will bring that goal home for all of you.
		Connor McGregor, ladies and gentlemen.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, that was back when he was fighting 145.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That boy was big at 145.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Chugging electrolytes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Let me see what they look like.
		Jose Aldo was big at 45 too, man.
		Jose Aldo was one of the greatest 145 pounders.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, not to be a psycho.
		I didn't know Charlie Kirk was fucking big.
		Holy shit.
		Bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's dark.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's not.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He speaks Portuguese.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Trust me.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's not Charlie Kirk.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Son of a bitch.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Hold on.
		No, no, no.
		I'm not making light of anything.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If you mean him.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He looked exactly like it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What do you mean if he doesn't?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's just the angle.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bro.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, hold on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's just the angle, I'm telling you.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, you're into something.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		What's going on here?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Crisis actors.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You ever see those people that get super obsessed with crisis actors?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Well, hold on.
		That's another thing.
		That's a good point.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Now, look at what he looks the next day.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's all filled in.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		His eyes, his face.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it's completely filled in.
		I wonder if back then you were allowed to use IVs.
		Because you weighed in the same day.
		I mean, excuse me.
		You weighed in on the scale, not the same day, the day before.
unidentified		Black trunks for the champion.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Jose Aldo Jr.
unidentified		Oh, my God.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's the first time I've ever said he slept him ever in a fight.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It just came out.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because it was like, that's what he did.
		He just slept him.
		That was crazy.
		And the fact that he did it after like months and months and months of taunting and shit talking and worst case.
		So Aldo's.
		Worst case.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		God, that blows.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It blows.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And it was, yeah, it's just a quick.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that sucks.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You ever see Aldo in his prime?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Aldo when he was in the WEC.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Didn't see that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro.
		Aldo won't use.
		This is the first time in years Aldo won't use IVs to rehydrate.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I think the band had just started.
unidentified		Oh, that's crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That was when it happened.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Six months before that is when it started.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, well, so Aldo always got big at 145.
		And there was a few weigh-ins where he got real big, where he had a really hard time making 145.
		And then he started fighting at 135.
		And he just got like a real good guy, like a specialist to help him with the weight cut.
		And he made it pretty easy.
		Nutritionist, got everything dialed in.
		Just makes you think, like, if that guy was at 35 the whole time, he was fucking everybody up at 45, you know?
		Got everybody remembers him for that fight.
		Yeah, that's a problem.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's a tough one.
		He was so good, dude.
		Wasn't he still fighting?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He just retired.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, just retired.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Like this year.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think he got a bad, like a very close decision.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Didn't go his way.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And he retired.
		That's right.
		It's a hobby.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I watched it.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He was just kept going.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, he tried to take that dude out, and he survived.
		Zahabi survived.
		And he just emptied the gas tank trying to take him out.
		And then Zahabi was on top in the end of the fight.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Who do you like now?
		Who's a young guy?
		Because you told me about Jack Dela Maddalena a while ago.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Who's a Altaba Gautier?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This guy from Cameroon.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Really?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he's fucking terrifying.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's 185 pounds, 6'4, built like a Greek god.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Smokes everybody.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Everybody just gets smoked.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Did he fight last week?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
		He didn't fight last week.
		But I'm not sure when he's fighting again.
		But see if you could find his highlight reel of his KOs.
unidentified		Bro.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		What's your name again?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Ateba Gautier.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I hope I'm saying it right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I could have never spelled that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, when you have to say it in a way-in-but this guy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I've seen you fucking rapidly.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I fuck it up.
		Yeah, I fuck it up all the time.
		There's too many guys.
		I can't remember all of them.
		But this guy, just his style, however I mispronounce his name or get it right, he's terrifying.
		This is the guy.
		What the fuck is that guy?
		Bro, he's 185.
		And the guy on the left, Sean Strickland, used to be the 85-pound champion and still one of the best 85-pounders in the world.
		The silent assassin.
		Just see if you can find a highlight reel.
		They got some action of this dude.
		Just fucking people up.
		Megan Alevi.
		So yeah, back it up a little so you can see.
		Just fucking people up, dude.
		Terrifying power.
		Super speed.
		Excellent technique.
		Everything.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Guy's got a bunch of cats.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I like that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Lives in a house with cats.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Psycho.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He likes to go visit cats.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Psycho.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, he's good, man.
		He's good.
		Super fucking strong, too.
		Very, you know, like, very big for the weight class.
		And awesome striking technology.
unidentified		How old is that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Young.
unidentified		Oh.
unidentified		Bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He fought this dude, and that guy was so fucking tough.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and that guy just kept waving him in.
unidentified		Yeah, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was, I mean, most humans would have been gone before that.
		This guy hung in there as long as he could.
		Still kicking him.
		Still trying to get him off him.
		Yeah.
		But that dude, that guy's the future.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I feel like those.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's the future.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I feel like the jacked Africans eventually run into a nasty, dirty white guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They could run into a Russian.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, like Ngano Miochic.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's just a guy that's like a firefighter.
unidentified		He's 23.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he's 23.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The thing you have to recognize about Francis, though, Francis Nganu, when he fought Mioches for the world title, had only been doing MMA for like four years.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like when they had a rematch a couple years later, Francis was a different human being.
		Yeah, and he fucked him up.
		And he was real patient.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But that first fight.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		First fight was crazy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That was just a guy surviving, just knowing he's going to get tired.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It was awesome.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was awesome.
		It was like probably one of Stipe's most impressive victories because Francis was like flatlining everybody.
		And he also took a lot of shots in that fight.
		He ate a lot of big shots.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I was cheering for the white.
		Were you?
		Yeah, if you don't know the sport, you go, I'm cheering for the fucking shitty looking white guy.
		I hope he wins.
		Who's he fighting?
		The most jacked black dude of all time?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Literally.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's a guy who has to cut weight to make 265 natural.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Fan of the Mexicans, too.
		I like to see a Mexican get in there.
		Like that guy that was just taunting that guy.
		That's hilarious.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They got a spirit for fighting, I'll tell you that.
		There's like a Mexican fighting spirit.
		There's been so many Mexican combat sports champions.
		Like, think about how many boxers that are world champions that were Mexican.
		The number's nuts.
		Julio Cesar Chavez, Canelo, Salvador Sanchez.
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joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You can go down the line forever and ever and ever.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's so many Mexican champions.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They're like Jews in Nobel Peace Press.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They got their thing, bro.
unidentified		That's so true.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, this is what I was going to say earlier about the crisis actors.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's the same thing as when they go, that's a crisis actor.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's like, no, you just went through the most insane.
		It's like interviewing a fighter after a fight.
		He's going to be weird.
unidentified		Right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Like, you don't know how you would react.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you have no idea.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You go, this is a fucking crisis actor.
		It's like, dude, he just went through something he didn't know was happening.
		And all of a sudden, it's the worst thing ever.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But also, don't you think crisis actors are real?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, if you were going to pull off a major propaganda event and you could hire someone to pretend that something happened and give a narrative and get that guy on camera right away.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		How many actors do you know?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		A lot, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know a good amount.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		How many do you think would keep their fucking mouth shut about whatever they're working on?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Zero.
		But here's the thing.
		You don't have to be an actor to act.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		right kevin durant was really good and not kevin durant um Kevin Durant rules.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Kevin Barnett was really good.
unidentified		Kevin Durant's on your brain.
unidentified		That's so funny.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You got fucking Darantula on the brain.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, people have acted that are not actors.
unidentified		Yeah, you see.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And done a great job.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there you go.
		None of us can act.
		No, but wait, crisis actors?
		I genuinely don't know if that's...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, I know that MKUltra exists, right?
unidentified		For sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So you know they do mind control.
		And you know they do regime change things.
		You know they do propaganda.
		Do you think they've ever put together like something fake?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
		I think maybe pulling down that statue in Iraq, they had some fucking brown people show up and be like, yeah, we like this.
		I don't think like Sandy Hook, a guy getting done with Sandy Hook, his kids just died.
		And right before he gets interviewed, he's like smiling.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, no, of course.
		That's a touchy one.
		But like people going, that's a crisis actor.
unidentified		No, that's not.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Because he was smiling before the interview.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's like, dude, he's a mental nutjob.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's kidding.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What happened with that guy?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
		Yeah, you can't.
		I think it'd be tough to get American crisis actors.
		I think it would be tough.
		Because somebody would go, I went to fucking middle school with that guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a good point.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Maybe I'm wrong.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, no, it's a real good point.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think it's easy to get a group of Muslims in Iraq to be like, celebrate when we tear down the Saddam statue.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do you remember when Benghazi happened and then there was this, was it Benghazi that was attached to that weird video?
		There was a weird video that someone had made.
		It was like an anti-Muslim video and they were trying to say that it was the attack was in response to this video.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm not sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do you remember there was something, it was something really kooky and people were not buying it?
		It was real weird.
		There was like some sort of like American propaganda film about Muslims.
		God, I don't remember it.
		Does that any of this ring a bell, Jamie?
unidentified		Sort of.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm trying to remember what it would have been about.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There was like a video that they were trying to say, oh, they attacked us because of this video.
		And then everybody was like, wait, what?
		And then it made more people like dig into the whole story behind the thing.
		And go, whoa, who's you guys are lying about all kinds of shit?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, they're lying about all types of shit, without a doubt.
		Always.
		I'm just saying after a school shooting or like a thing in America, like having fake actors.
		Seems impossible to me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It seems impossible.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Not because I don't think they would like to do that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It just seems too difficult to do.
unidentified		Because it'd be too difficult.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But they definitely use agent provocateurs.
		They definitely did at the Capitol.
		They used guys that pretended to be patriots.
unidentified		I think it's this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
		The innocence of Muslims.
		That's the film.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Amateur film created by Nakula Nakula.
		That's a real person.
		Nakula Nakula is a real person?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No.
unidentified		That's crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, right.
unidentified		Couldn't even name him.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		CIA sellers.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, there's a drawing of him.
unidentified		That's it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's me.
		Nikula Nakula.
		You know me.
		All we got is a drawing.
		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		There's a fucking drawing of this guy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Wasn't it kind of like hot?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So it depicted the Prophet Muhammad in a derogatory manner, sparking widespread anger and protests across the Islamic world, including Cairo and Benghazi, Libya.
		So the Obama administration initially described the attack as a spontaneous reaction to these protests, a narrative that faced immediate criticism from conservatives who believed it was a premeditated terror attack.
		Uh-huh.
		The film fueled initial anger.
		Intelligence later suggested a more organized terror element with attackers having specific knowledge of the compound and its security.
		Yeah, that's the story.
		So they try to blame it on people freaking out because of the video.
		And even the whole making of the video.
		What is the controversy behind the making of the video?
		Is there any connections to shenanigans with the making of the video?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like intelligence agencies?
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
		Probably.
		I wish the CIA would talk to me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What would they tell you?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bro, keep it up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Good job.
unidentified		We like you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We like your vibe.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I go, dude, I fuck with you guys.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I fucking hated JFK.
unidentified		Whoa.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Is that what you'd say?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I go, bro.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Sick job.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think these guys probably all like JFK.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I like JFK.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think you got to be careful because some of those guys didn't like the old guard.
		We're different.
		The CIA.
		We're doing things actually in America's interest.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		What do you think they're up to?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Who knows?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They're not up to nothing.
unidentified		Tell you that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They're doing something.
unidentified		It's not like they're just chilling.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You know, they're definitely up to something.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'd ask Mike Baker, but he's very coy.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Very coy with those answers.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Do you ever get the CIA boys coming?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What do you mean?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Have they ever talked to you?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Him?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Him?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, he doesn't work for the CIA anymore, Shane Gillis.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's retired now.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He has zero connection with the United States.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But then he just goes on the biggest platform in the world.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Every now and again.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'm sure he's done.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's interesting hearing his perspective because you've got to know how they think.
		Like, what are the top brass?
		Like, what's their objectives with all this fucking super spiritual?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you know what?
		This comes out when?
		I bet we're at war with Venezuela.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do you think that's real?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They're going for it, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I thought they weren't.
		I thought they decided not to.
		I don't think anybody's going to really support that at all.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It would be a terrible idea, but also those plaques.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they don't give a huge idea.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Those plaques are a fucking terrible idea.
unidentified		Obviously he doesn't give a fuck.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A tweet's a terrible idea.
		Yeah.
		I know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, why the fuck would we ever do that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
		I don't.
		I hope not.
		Trump and top aides refuse to rule out war with the guys.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's fair.
unidentified		That's fair.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Maybe he orders Venezuelan Navy to escort oil tankers after seizure by U.S. forces.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I understand the refuse.
		I didn't refuse to rule it out.
		That just means some reporter was there like, will you do that?
		And he was like, shut up, quiet.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So it seems quite big.
		Refused to rule out the potential for open conflict as Nicholas Maduro urged his Navy to escort oil tankers to find the largest U.S. fleet deployed in the region in decades.
		In an interview broadcast on Friday morning, Donald Trump told NBC News that going to war with Maduro's regime remains on the table.
		I don't rule it out.
		No, he said in a phone interview with the network.
		And at a year-end press conference at the State Department, Marco Rubio doubled down on remarks by other Trump advisors that U.S. could coerce Maduro through its campaign of strikes on alleged drug boats traveling towards the United States.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Why are we letting Marco Rubio say shit?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		What were we talking about, Rubio, earlier?
		What was it?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He was talking shit again.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What was earlier?
		What was it about?
		It was early in the podcast, like three hours ago.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, about deporting that girl.
		He's like, yeah, we didn't give you that visa.
		It's like, bro, no one elected you.
		You lost.
		You got made fun of.
		You were little Marco.
		You were sweaty little Marco.
		I remember.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's the guy that's going to release all the UFO docs.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, is he?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		All right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Well, then, cool.
unidentified		Allegedly.
Haiti's Hidden Skid Row 00:09:39
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's what they do to get us to keep voting.
		They go, yo, Abstein files.
		We got them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We got it.
		Just look up Bill Gates.
		Nothing.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yo, vote for us.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We're telling you what the Abstein files.
		The UFOs, that's the real thing.
		It's the most important thing.
		We're working on that right now.
		I'm real close.
		I'm going to get a skiff.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'll be right back.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I've been around the country.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think we got bigger fish to fry.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of fun fish.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's a fucking UFOs.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, there was this lady who did this video who just went to Los Angeles for five days and was talking about how she hadn't been there in a long time and what it was like.
		And she said that Skid Row is 50.
		How many blocks is Skid Row?
		Because I swear she said it's 50 blocks.
unidentified		No.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Can't be.
unidentified		Can't be.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's the whole city.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It's like downtown.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How many blocks out there?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Downtown's 50 blocks.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How many blocks?
		Oh, it is.
		How many blocks is Skid Row?
		How do you even measure things poorly?
		Blocks aren't universally the same size, are they?
unidentified		Look at that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		50 blocks.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Roughly 50 is 54 blocks.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		It's a quarter mile.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Square quarter mile.
		It's a quarter mile of chaos.
		Do you know how crazy that is?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know how crazy that is?
		That's how bad Skid Row is.
		And she said, you don't understand it until you get there.
		And she said the entire city has a heavy feel to it.
		Like, it doesn't feel right.
		Like, it feels off.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Is that a real sign?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Skid Row.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You want to be a little bit of a fish?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Skid Row has an airplane.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Population too many.
unidentified		The name of it?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I thought it was like...
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		You gotta go down there and check it out, bro.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I've been there.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I've been.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's complete insanity.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You got to go to Kensington and Allegheny.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They've shut down the streets for that.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Give me some Google images.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		People just live in there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just living on the streets.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		KNA in Philly.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But this is crazy.
		This is 50 blocks.
		Whatever you guys got is a tiny little bitch-ass Skid Row.
		No, You went from the big Skid Row to little bitch-ass Skid.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		We're doing it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How many blocks do you got?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		We're the epicenter of heroin here.
unidentified		Let's take a bet.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I'd say Philly was there before Skid Row.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I would say Philly's got it way worse.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Really?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		More blocks?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Not more people, no.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		But just more.
		But that.
		It's that for.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But that's Skid Row, too, man.
		I think it's the same.
		I think Derelicts are the same everywhere.
		But here they could freeze to death.
		That is the difference.
		That's the difference.
		They're a little more hardcore.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I can't say, I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Philly ones can freeze to death.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		KA is bad.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think it's the worst place I've seen in America.
unidentified		Jesus Christ.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I was just in Portland and that shit is such a cool city.
		It's like going to San Francisco where you're like, damn, this is an awesome city.
		It's just fucked up.
		But I don't want to.
		The homelessness problem is a real crazy issue.
		And no one can come up with a solution.
		Because it might be the result of an issue that already happened and now it's too late to fix.
		And how do you fix it?
		I don't know.
		I haven't heard one good fucking answer.
unidentified		Nope.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Not one.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Other than just every single person I know going, fucking the city sucks.
unidentified		Well, there's no solution.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Also, they're throwing so much money at the problem and it's not getting at all better, which is not a good sign.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That usually means there's a hole in your bucket, dear Lila.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I bet there's a hole in the bucket.
unidentified		I bet there is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There is a hole.
		They've proven it.
		There's people that are making a ton of money.
		It's a whole complex of people that are making a ton of money working on homelessness.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		That's how it is.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Anytime there's an issue, somebody's going to be making a fuck ton of money on it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Always.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		People are dirty.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Didn't the Clintons make a fuck ton of money on Haiti?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did they?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I don't know, allegedly.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did they?
		They made money on Haiti.
		Put that into perplexity.
		How would they have made money on Haiti?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think they just took some of the donations.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What happened?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Fuck if I know.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think somebody owned a fucking mind down there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Didn't like a rapper wind up going to jail for that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, did he went to jail, right?
unidentified		I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what that was about.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Or he got arrested and sentenced if he hasn't got a jail?
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Sentenced to 14 years in prison for a major foreign influence scheme, including illegally funding millions of dollars from Malaysian financer Joe Lowe to former President Barack Obama's 2012 campaign lobbying for China.
unidentified		Whoa.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You'd think that would be a bigger story.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Whoa.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What is he from again?
unidentified		The Fujis.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The Fujis.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, damn.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
		They took two years because Lauren Hill.
		Oh, that's crazy.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Spent the night down there for a few days.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he probably took the, he probably was holding the bag, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They got Lauren Hill for tax evasion, remember?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They put her away.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		They hate the Fujis.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, that's crazy.
unidentified		Yeah.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Why Clef John's.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But it seems like this dude was involved in his Fujis.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The Fujis might have been up to no good.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Whitecleft John.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I love that staying alive version.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He rules.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he rules.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But he had an issue with Haiti too, right?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He's Haitian.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But didn't, wasn't there, like...
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I think a lot of the money got funny down there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		As it will do when money is.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The worst thing I've ever seen.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		There's a documentary on Haitian prisons.
unidentified		Oh, no.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You want to see that?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bro, it's like fucking 90 people in a cell that's designed to fit like 10 people.
unidentified		Oh, no.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And also, there's no due process because they can't process everybody.
		So there's guys in there that are like, yo, I didn't do anything and I'm here for 15 years.
		And then there's an earthquake and everyone gets out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And then they go, I think that guy was in prison.
		Pick him up.
		It's just a fucking guy who's like, I wasn't.
		Now you're in the worst prison on earth.
		Yeah, it's a tough one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No verified evidence shows Bill or Hillary Clinton personally profited or received salaries from Haiti-related activities through the Clinton Foundation.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The foundation raised around $30 to $500 million for Haiti post-2010 earthquake directing funds to aid groups, investments, and projects like hotels and factories without taking administrative overhead.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You get 500 million, you go fucking, they're not going to notice 15.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Shane, don't you just read AI and just recognize the truth and stop being conspiracy theorists?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm not conspiracy theorists.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm thinking about the college football playoff, which has a lot of conspiracies.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		Oh, really?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The Protestants formed against the Irish.
		Oh, no.
		All the Southern Protestants joined against the Catholics.
		Taylor's oldest time.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's last time.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Last time they tried to join against us, we marched down there and burned down their fucking cities.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		So watch out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's crazy because sports are like a substitute for war.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You'd think we'd have more presidents.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		The Catholics.
unidentified		Yeah, they only had one.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Biden, too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Biden's Catholic.
unidentified		We got Biden.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Allegedly.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		True.
		We only got one.
		They got shot, and then Biden was doing auto sign.
		Give us a good one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You got anybody in mind?
unidentified		Funtes.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Nick Fuentes?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He could probably win in a few years.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Hold on, let's talk.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Listen, he couldn't have existed before, right?
		20 years ago, couldn't have existed.
		Now, super popular.
		What's 20 years from now look like?
		You know, maybe someone like that can win.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Well, we'll see.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I gotta be so bad.
		We gotta wrap this up anyway.
		I'm sorry, 418.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		We got that one at the buzzer.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Well, listen, I will say this about it.
		It's fascinating to watch that there's like a whole group of people that feel very unrepresented in the world.
		And especially like young men.
		And here you got this young guy with a very high verbal IQ.
		And he also does a lot of shit posting, a lot of talking shit, a lot of trolling, says women shouldn't be allowed to vote.
		This is wild shit.
		And that Pierce Morgan thing is like, bro, that was like an expert sparring with someone who thought they were an expert.
unidentified		Sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, they're playing two totally different games.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		And it's also the thing that people try to get Fuentes on is he's still funny as fuck.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's funny.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		So that's where you're in a lot of trouble.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		When he hits him, do you think the Holocaust, you made jokes about the Holocaust?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He goes, too soon.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Like, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And you could see.
unidentified		He's wild.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You could see, but you could see Piers going, oh, fuck.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Bro, when he was like, me mom died.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I was like, holy shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bro, he got hit.
		He got hit with a missile on that one.
		Too soon.
		Too soon.
		I was like, oh, my God.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if this is AI or not, but this photo just popped up online.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What is that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm just having a case.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		You got head from a block?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's a black person.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		He got head from a Polish person, a blockhead?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Well.
		Duh.
		Well, duh.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Duh.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		Trump fucking Clinton got head in a hot tub?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Can you imagine one of those guys and you were like, finally, I got a place where I can get my freak on?
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I will say, dude, you ever try to get head in a hot tub?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That seems gross.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's fucking impossible.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Go inside.
unidentified		Yeah, this is going.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		This is nuts.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I appreciate your enthusiasm.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This is not ideal.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		I'm like barely hard.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		It's fucking water.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Chemical smell.
unidentified		Don't give me heads.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You shouldn't get that on your mouth anyway.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Fucking chemical water from that hot tub destroying your endocrine system.
unidentified		All right.
shane gillis ▲ ● ▼		All right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Love you, buddy.
unidentified		Love you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was a lot of fun.

Chapters

00:00:01 Sleep Apnea Solutions
00:08:04 Fights and Feminine Force
00:14:36 Metzger's Touch of Skits
00:18:14 Get Ahead with AG1
00:21:00 Hi Jon Stewart
00:25:22 Nine Hot Dogs And A Cheesesteak
00:29:04 Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua
00:37:45 Rob Reiner's Immigrant Deportation Videos
00:53:22 Why Opinions Get You Deported?
01:08:38 Poll Worker Signatures Controversy
01:23:58 Bro, Obviously They're Terrifying
01:35:38 Could've Been a Back?
01:42:12 Growing Pains
01:45:07 Fucking Great Show
01:50:15 Civil War Enthusiasts
02:05:19 Colt's Revolution
02:09:42 Fritz Haber's Poison Cloud
02:12:38 Nuclear Fusion Debate
02:23:19 Bro, That Was Back When
02:38:22 CIA Crisis Actors Exposed
02:46:58 Haiti's Hidden Skid Row