Duncan Trussell and Joe Rogan dissect Kamala Harris’s divisive "Merry Christmas" remarks amid 12,000 DACA-affected children, then pivot to quantum consciousness theories like Penrose’s "quantum tubules," comparing human perception to factory workers. They explore extreme cocaine-induced body modifications in 1980s Miami and speculate on AI-driven UAP simulations, questioning whether aliens or advanced tech might manipulate reality. Rogan mocks viral "fake doctor" posts and drone disinformation while Trussell critiques government transparency, ending with absurd yet playful musings on fart preservation during plagues—highlighting how bizarre claims often reveal deeper societal patterns of trust, media manipulation, and the absurdity of modern discourse. [Automatically generated summary]
But if you were a drone, so let's just say they really are intergalactic beings, and you're watching all of our hypocrisy and our scolding of each other, and these untested perspectives just...
And you're looking at all this craziness, like the manufacturing of almost everything that we have that comes from overseas is probably from horrible conditions.
Again, my mom got into it briefly because she dated this new age dude and I fucking hated it.
He wore Birkenstocks, he'd force us to go on hikes, he wouldn't let me take my fake gun.
You know, you're a kid.
You want to take your fake gun on the hike?
He's like, we don't do that on hikes.
The fucking fascist hike where you're forced to recognize the beauty of nature.
And it's like, dude, don't put that on me.
I'll find it on my own.
But he got my mom into New Age stuff.
And this was prime New Age time.
This is when they all killed themselves.
They were part of it, too.
They were wearing the sneakers.
What were they called?
Heaven's Gate.
That was a new age cult.
So, I remember watching these old grainy VHS tapes with my mom and this dude, and thinking they were cool, like there was some sound that was playing in one, and my mom looks at me like, hopefully, Like, do you recognize that sound?
And it's all about this scientific research that was done with nonverbal autistic kids and their parents.
And they were able to go into another room and they would bring up things to one, whether it was, I think they'd bring things up to the mom or the mom would say things.
When I was a kid, dude, I would sit when my dad was working in his apartment and try to make shit on the table move with my mind because I'd been reading books on telekinesis.
One day, you know when you've got a cold drink and it gets a little wet on the bottom?
One day as I'm doing that, because of that it slid forward and I was totally freaked out because I thought I'd use telekinesis to slide.
It was just a shitty fucking apartment in College Station.
Once you recognize the flaw in the operating system in humans, as a kid, for a few days, I was like, shit, I might be telekinetic, but once you know people want that, Or want to believe in it.
And how easy it is to manufacture those moments.
And then claim responsibility.
Holy shit, dude.
You can really pull some strings on people.
Because there's an assumption.
Let's say, I do know, I really believe in telepathy.
I'm positive it exists.
But the assumption then would be, like, you get around a telepathic person.
Well, they must be good.
Because they're telepathic.
Right?
They're magic, so we should trust them.
This is where people get real fucked up.
These are called, in India, they call them cities, which is, if you meditate a lot, you begin to like, well, I would say comedy is a city.
You know, it's not special.
I was talking to Luis Gomez about sales, you know?
That's the really good people in getting your head and getting you to buy shit.
Because you're sort of admitting that by healing, like a person who's going to heal you with words and talking and touching you, they're tricking you into doing it yourself.
They tell your immune system what to attack, right?
So if somehow you could do that without the drug, and that's where it gets interesting, right?
Because...
These are our bodies.
Right.
Perfectly metabolizing, transforming so many things instantaneously.
The heart effortlessly beating all the fucking time.
So theoretically, purely theoretically, what if you could control more of it?
Like how much of this thing can we actually control?
And by the way, that's a really fun thing to think about because like Not much.
So, do you ever think about that?
Like, you sort of think like, okay, like I'm, how much of my body can I really do anything about?
I can eat good food, I can exercise, but all the quantum processes that are happening within, all of the things, you kind of realize you're just the tip of the iceberg.
You're just the yappy tip of the iceberg.
And underneath it is all this stuff that is you, But really isn't you if having control of yourself is like a way to identify this as me.
Yeah, and also though, you know, when you get into the telepathy idea, which is sort of like the question is like, You know right now We identify our minds as some kind of neurological process, right?
So the idea is like we have this like Biocomputer and somewhere in there is our mind Everything out here not our mind even though everything out here from a neurological perspective is our mind everything you're seeing is an instantaneous interpretation of a variety of phenomena that gets Compressed into reality.
And then you say, oh, out there, that's not me.
But it is you.
It's like it's you in the way if you put on VR goggles, you know, except in this case, the VR goggles, it's your neocortex.
It's all the processes that are making color, light, sound, etc.
So if we're sort of sharing a dual reality, which is all the phenomena that's being interpreted into our minds, somewhere in there is the possibility that we kind of share a mind.
So, from that perspective, all these other things become possible.
Telepathy, all of this stuff.
Like, you know, you get around funny people, you get funnier.
When I was doing the Midnight Gospel, I was around all these artists, I got better at drawing.
Like, you share a mind.
It's the gestalt, or, you know, where three or two or more of you have gathered there will be.
So I think we have these moments of recognition of these connections, you know, in great moments in life and these beautiful things that can happen.
And it's all being twisted up by this ape.
This wild ape that had to survive for thousands and thousands of years by killing its neighbors and eating monkeys and fucking running around and clubbing things to death and eating raw meat until it figured out how to harness fire.
And then it had to deal with neighboring tribes coming in with hordes of people with swords and spears.
You had to run for the hills.
They killed your kids in front of you.
They fucked your wife in front of you.
They cut your dick off and stuffed it in your mouth.
And this was...
Thousands and thousands of years.
This thing we're doing right now is so recent.
This thing where you can meet strangers and you don't have to worry about killing them.
They're still like, dude, usually if someone's coming up, we have to kill it.
And they're reminding you of that.
You know?
And it's true, I mean, but if you look at that collective epigenetic trauma as an egregore, as a ghost, a ghost haunting the planet, the ghost of, like, not that long ago.
The ghost of primate past haunts us and that's why it's so easy to slide into aggressive patterns and defensive patterns that are completely unnecessary.
Because everybody wants to pretend that it's normal.
Everyone wants to pretend that existence is like, oh, you know, you get up in the morning and you fucking have your eggs and your bacon and you do your thing.
Did you see the new shit that they found out about consciousness in the human brain?
This popped up on my feed.
This dude Penrose, this guy used to be an anesthesiologist.
He already knew about these neurological structures that are these quantum tubules that apparently anesthesia impacts.
And he began to think maybe consciousness is not associated as much as we thought with the With neurons, but as a microstructure within the brain, these quantum tubules that get shut down when there's anesthesia.
And so there's this new controversial sort of emergent theory of consciousness, which is that when you are awake, You go from being a wave to a particle.
In other words, whatever you want to call it, the I am, the all one situation that we actually are experiencing gets compressed into a particle, which is your experience of reality.
But when you fall asleep, when you take enough acid, you go into a superposition.
When that's that feeling of being connected to everything, part of everything, not even being there anymore.
So we're those things simultaneously.
And I guess as far as the default reality that you're talking about, that's a situation where it's a bunch of particles that have focused in on like a buffet.
Of moments that the news curates.
So the news is like, okay, beam out at this person.
I also thought it was incredible that they bleeped out all the bad words when the commercials were far more offensive.
They bleeped out fuck!
They bleeped out this...
I was like, how are they gonna handle this scene?
Because there's this scene where the Russian mobster, his son, comes home from this job in Atlantic City and after he did this thing with John Wick, and the guy's like, who the fuck is nobody?
This is, so when you think about the idea that if, you know, a group of witches is called a coven, a group of Christians is called a church.
The idea is sort of simultaneous prayer causes change.
Now there's different words for it.
Some people call the prayer spells.
Some people call the prayer a pep rally.
We're gonna Go, go, go!
You look at the football game, you're seeing covens of witches cheering to direct energy at the team they want to try to like move the needle a little bit.
But when you consider the power of directing little bubble universes, which is every single human, focusing that beam of attention onto certain ideas, Dude, not only are you going to create whatever it is you want to create in the case of an advertiser make some money, but theoretically you could guide history that way.
And the last thing you want them to figure out is if they all stop focusing on what you're telling them to focus on and trust themselves enough to focus on what they want to focus on, which is usually not bad.
Then, all of a sudden, you would lose that kind of magical control.
You lose the actual steering wheel of the weird vehicle we're in.
They're like, it's democracy.
The steering wheel is your vote and the president and the elected officials who guide the country.
But the real steering wheel is here's what we're going to get you to pay attention to.
You need to pay attention to this right now.
And if we all pay attention to that, where attention goes, energy flows.
I think it's like if we're in a factory, If we're in a factory and there's certain gears that turn certain machines and they think they're the only thing that exists.
If we just don't realize it, but if everything has a consciousness, at least in some sort of a limited capacity, literally everything, even tables, everything has some thing, we're super egotistic, and we believe that only we possess this.
But we know dogs have it too, where it gets weird.
Animals have it, we know that.
This whole thing that we're doing is trying to understand How we interface.
How are we doing this?
If we're in a world where it's 2024 and there's drones flying over New Jersey and they're gaslighting us saying they're all airplanes.
They're saying we have it under control.
And then it appears there was a satellite that we shot out of the sky.
I mean, that's what I love about the drones is, I mean, aside from the obvious, like, you know, getting to imagine, fantasize, it could be they're chasing orbs and the orbs or whatever.
What I love about the drones is that...
It's another step in shaking people awake.
You know what I mean?
Because it's like, part of living in default reality, I think, is you sort of lean into the idea that the government is, you could trust.
But yeah, I don't understand the Rachel Maddow glasses phenomena, but I have done research into it because I wanted to create a vision board of all the people wearing those glasses.
And it's a thing.
It's like a thing on the left.
They wear those fucking glasses that identifies that you have a certain set of beliefs if you're wearing the Maddow glasses.
Dude, I went down a deep rabbit hole with this shit because I was looking right after Trump won, which by the way, I want to remind you, I'm sorry, I don't want to pat myself on the back, but when we were hunting for Bigfoot, do you remember I said to you, one day you're going to get a president elected?
You could fly them in the Pacific Northwest and we'd know once and fucking for all.
See this, you know, they talk about democracy.
Sometimes I like to think about what would actual democracy look like?
And you know, it wouldn't look like some dude getting in front of a microphone and gaslighting your ass about experimental craft.
It would be like, alright, I'm just gonna tell you guys, we figured out anti-gravity!
That's anti-gravity drones!
We wanted to show you, and tomorrow we're gonna drop ketamine on the neighborhoods.
Democracy!
But you know what I mean?
That would be true democracy versus what we have right now, which is sort of democracy.
It does work.
The voting works and all that stuff, but ultimately, our impact...
The non-political class's impact is very little.
And the political class's impact is very little when you consider now there's a security class.
So you have the politicians, like Harry Reid, trying to figure out what the fuck is going on with the UAPs, and even they can't do it because there's another level.
And that level is like...
Those are the people controlling things because they know the secrets.
It's just so infuriating to me that now they feel comfortable enough to fly whatever the fuck these things are over a major city and not tell us what they are and then say we don't know what they are.
Because if the reality is they don't know what they are, if we're going to believe them, which I guess you're just not supposed to...
If you sort of look at the factory, the way it works is, number one, you really aren't supposed to identify the actual, what's causing a lot of suffering.
Once you start making those identifications, then And you follow through with some kind of action based on those identifications.
Number one, the action can't be based on the rules of the factory.
Of course the factory is going to create rules.
You can go out with your fucking signs or whatever if you're at the right place.
Not at Amazon where they arrested those people protesting.
But there's places in the factory where you can go and be like, I need more oil.
I'm squeaking.
But only once in a while and only in the right way.
It's a peaceful protest is what we call it.
You do it at the wrong time.
It's a fucking insurrection.
You know what I mean?
So the factory's got rules about how we do this.
So the moment you go outside of those rules, the moment you like actually, and to do that, you have to somehow really think outside the factory, then you see something like that happen.
And then you see the way the factory responds, which is the perp walk they did with that dude.
They've got fucking SEAL Team 6 walking that guy in.
In a movie, if you saw that handsome guy getting arrested and there was like SEAL Team 6 behind him protecting him, you'd be like, that's no way they would do that.
Because what's really scary about what he did is...
And I think if you want to take murder, cold-blooded murder, and just for a second call it activism, what that guy did is he didn't just...
Send a message, which is really scary for people like CEOs, which is saying, listen, man, you can't keep fucking us with the insurance.
If you do, you're not safe.
And so that's scary as fuck, because the CEOs, of course, are the ones who pay for the lobbyists, who pay for the laws.
And so he sends a message of a methodology, which, again, I think...
If we're going to get into a better place using violence, I just don't think that's the path.
But just as an analysis, dude, I would say you could expect more of that to happen, and that is going to lead to the Darth Vader people coming out more.
Like you remember when your dad had to come downstairs?
Like you're fucking up or you're like misbehaving with your brother.
You're doing something really bad.
You set something on fire.
Your dad comes downstairs.
He's been at work.
He's fucking pissed.
That's how you know you're really fucked.
When people start doing stuff like that...
Then the dad has to come downstairs.
And when the dad comes downstairs, it looks like the dudes in the Darth Vader outfits.
All of a sudden, this facade, for a second, they have to stop the show, turn on the fucking lights.
These guys in fucking full body armor come out, spray...
Chemicals into your face and drag you away and then all right start the show up again start the show up again It gets memory hold so that that is an example of what happens when the factory is imbalanced and right now the factory is imbalanced, dude It's just that's the problem.
There's a reason we need the middle class There's a reason you need some path forward that is there's a reason you need to be able to buy a fucking house and Aside from like the human comfort and starting a family and all that stuff The moment you pull that away from people, now what?
It's like, so wait, what am I supposed to do here?
Now, again, I'm not advocating violence.
I think that if we keep doing violence, we're going to keep getting violence.
But it's a really scary thing when shit gets so imbalanced.
And when you hear about the health insurance, I'm lucky because I'm on Crappopolis on Fox.
I have incredible health insurance, dude.
But you read about the people denying really important medication, really important procedures to people, sending them stacks of paper explaining why we're not going to pay.
You know, I got my colonoscopy recently.
It cost me $100.
You know how much they charge my insurance company?
Dude, that guy could be like, you know, based on the depopulation that's happening, based on population decline, that guy could be like the next Genghis Khan.
Like, when I was addicted to that fucking game, like, I just wasn't sleeping because, you know, I had to do dad duty in the day, Diablo at night.
And I was, I sucked.
So when you realize this guy, shooting rockets into space, making e-vehicles, starting a new fucking department of the government...
Is also the top!
It's so crazy!
It's the one time I actually let myself think maybe he actually is an alien because there's just no way, unless he's paying people to do it for him, which obviously he's not, that is insane, man.
That is insane.
So, dude, when you consider, I don't even know where I was going with that.
I don't care how smart he is with rockets and electric cars and satellites that give broadband internet and tunneling under the earth and also owns X. It's suspicious, I must say.
I mean, okay, so we talked about this in the green room.
Willow, the new quantum chip that Google has, right?
Yes, yes.
And I think you and I both do the same thing with our minds.
I think anyone who is exposed to the Atari 2600 does this naturally, which is like, we played the Atari 2600. Did you have an Atari when you were a kid?
And so we got to witness every phase of that technology to where it is now, which is just fucking insane.
And so you just take the Atari 2600 model and apply it to any new thing.
And so you think, all right, what's it going to look like in 10 years?
Then you take Musk's.
Neural lace, some kind of brain-human interface, mix that in with some quantum chip that, yeah, right now, right now it's apparently unstable.
It's like you got to keep it at, like, you have to keep it at the low, I don't know what it's called.
It's like colder than space or something.
Like it has to be basically below freezing.
And then suddenly it can do things that all the supercomputers on the planet couldn't do.
But you know There's a trajectory here between the human brain and this technology, and it's getting closer and closer and closer together, meaning that we are, and you know, a lot of people are like, look, that's probably like 20 years away.
So that, to me, when you just do the math and you realize Humanity is about to merge with a thing that is solving equations that all the super, take a supercomputer, what is it, double?
And so then, to answer the simulation idea, of course we're in a simulation.
If we were just monkeys, and now we are using qubits, Using superpositioning to create some infinitely faster way of calculating data Then, obviously, once we get that thing connected to our brain, we will be able to simulate any reality we want.
If this is truly our past, and you wanted to...
Like, right now the way I remember something, having done acid for most of my life, is very foggy and kind of like...
My memory isn't the best.
Every once in a while I have a very clear memory of things, but with this tech, theoretically, It could reconstruct memories in your mind, and not just that, put you into them and allow you to experience them in real time.
Meaning, in a few minutes, you could live your life over a thousand times.
Easily, we could be in the future, and this is a memory that some quantum computer of neural interface is allowing us to experience totally, all-encompassing memory.
And that would be a form of eternal life, because in every second, how many lifetimes could you live based on merging with that kind of chip?
Well, that was, like, Nietzsche had this whole thought experiment, which was, I don't remember what it's called, something like Infinite Return, but basically, the way he put it is, you don't live it again and again and again and make changes within the echo.
It's exactly the same over and over and over again.
And so, in other words, like, whatever you, it's just a, it's a rerun over and over and over again forever.
That's what we're in.
And his point in that was, like, therefore, If most of your life you've been miserable, you're in hell.
I know.
But he wanted to use that more as a kind of, to leverage people out of despondency, to make them understand.
Do you think that by all this measure of talking about quantum computers and artificial intelligence and all these emerging things, Isn't it more likely then that a lot of this shit that people are seeing is human created?
Because isn't it more likely that if we really do get to some sort of quantum computer AI civilization, so you attach quantum computer with AI like 20 years from now, what does that even mean?
Did you just make a god?
And if you did, can this thing just completely travel between dimensions and understand everything about every subatomic particle that exists in the entire universe all at once?
If that's the case, why do you need people anymore?
And maybe you don't.
Just to make it like maybe Australopithecus isn't around anymore?
That was our guy!
He was our guy.
If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be here, allegedly.
Well, I mean, I think the model you could use for that theory would be the various, like, you look at an embryo, and then you watch the way the appendages change, then you could look at it that way, which is like, well, I mean, you don't want...
The giant blue people who fucking live in the forest and they sleep in the trees and they're connected to the earth and they dance together in a psychedelic ritual.
I'm too much of a pussy to live that kind of lifestyle, but when you think about the possibility that once we do get interfaced in some way or another with these new computers that are just right around the corner, we will be able to simulate experiences like that.
And that is, by the way, I think there's a new phase in recently married dudes who...
I think there's a new phase that happens.
I think I went through it, actually, which is like that experience you had.
And when I reminisce on my life in the past prior to having kids, which I fucking love, but when I reminisce on the past, the memories that come to mind...
A lot of them are like snorting rails of ketamine and playing God of War.
Well, you know, man, this is the thing about mental illness.
And there's lots of studies that have been, what do they call it?
A folia du, right?
That's the name for if you are around a crazy person.
You can actually, if you're around a paranoid person long enough, you really might start thinking the walls are bugged if they're charismatic enough, right?
So, there's a quality to people who are charismatic and distorting reality that is contagious.
And then, when you add to it, it becomes a fashion statement, right?
So, basically the idea is, if you have some form of mental illness, It's not like I should shame you for it, obviously.
You need care.
You need compassion.
But one of the really, I think, very dangerous things that has emerged into the zeitgeist is that compassion has been confused.
So, in other words, what you might call enabling.
They are calling compassion, because the idea would be, right now, you need to get better.
Let's get you fucking better.
Not like, right now, this is just how you are, and you really don't have any hope.
So this is where, and also, I congratulate you on your courage, and all that's good, by the way.
It is courageous if someone has a mental illness to announce it, but When you go to the next step, which is actually the fact that you're trying to lose weight, the fact that you're trying to balance your life.
That is an aggression.
You know what I mean?
Like now you're aggressing against all the people who have this.
It is a slap in the face to the people who have it.
What I'm saying is there's a culture where the normal societal pressure to try to make yourself healthy, which by the way, if you go back a long time ago, if it's just like you and me and everyone in the green room and we have to survive in the wilderness or something like that, there really isn't time For somebody to, you know, it's dangerous if someone is doing things that keep them sick because we have to carry them.
You know what I mean?
We have to carry them through the fucking wilderness and that means we might die.
That lowers our survival chances.
So the idea is you don't want to enable People who are hurting themselves right who you don't want to enable people who have a chance to no longer like continue the patterns or to take the medicine or whatever the fuck it is to Feel better you actually want to help them feel better not keep them frozen in this thing which is a demonstration of their enlightenment
because that's the thing when health when sickness is health and health is sickness Well, that's the ant death spiral, dude.
That's how you create a very sick, unhealthy world.
And then you wouldn't want...
In other words, if you met some raving, paranoid person who was convinced that there were nanobots inside of them that were reading their minds and controlling their thoughts...
Well, you know what I'm really scared of, legitimately, though?
I don't think nanobots are controlling us right now.
But that this technology that they have, where they have these little miniature robots that they can send into your bloodstream to repair tissue.
You've seen these, right?
Yeah, absolutely.
Once that becomes an actual thing, like, what's to stop someone from injecting a few of those inside of you at the hospital next time you go in for a procedure?
And by the way, if you and I are talking about this shit in elf suits, you better believe somebody in the DoD, somebody in Raytheon or Lockheed Martin.
This is where, to me, if you do want to align with a classic paranoid state of consciousness, The way you align with it, without having to go on Infowars, without having to go on Reddit Conspiracy, just look at what is verifiable.
What do we know right now?
So what we know right now, there are unknown drones hovering over New Jersey.
We know that the President of the United States has been incapacitated for years.
That's like if you were in a cursed tomb and that thing comes around the corner.
That is scary.
The Sauron that comes out of him before he goes back to sleep is terrifying, but even more terrifying.
Is the network of people around him.
You know, you see those, it's really cool, the dancing dragons.
It's like six dudes in a dragon suit dancing and it looks like a real dragon dancing.
Oh, right, right, right.
Biden is the dancing dragon of presidents.
He's got God knows how many people just fucking like working so hard to get that thing to function.
Just in like brief moments, you only need him to function for like 10 minutes at a press conference, 20 minutes here, get him off the plane, get him in the fucking building.
If we can pull that off, we'll have power for a little bit longer, a little bit longer.
Dude, when you consider that we apparently live in a democracy, You elect this dude who makes decisions because in some way, shape, or form he aligns with what you want the country to be, and the people fucking puppeteering that poor old man are just like, no, actually fuck you.
He's not gonna make any fucking decisions because he's incapacitated.
He's gone.
Gone with the fucking wind.
And now we're in control and you didn't vote for us.
That is terrifying.
That is so—in a way, that's worse than a coup.
Because at least with a coup, you see the military, they come in, the tanks are in front of the White House, some dude is suddenly the leader, and you know it's not the guy you voted for.
So it does say violent, but if there's a bunch of people that conspire behind the scenes...
And they force you out, and your wife doesn't want you to get forced out, and then there's all these arguments, and then you wear a MAGA hat, and then your wife wears red when she votes.
I mean, it was the right thing to do in terms of, like, you can't have a guy who's just a figurehead.
That's not what the deal is.
The deal is this guy is going to be doing his best to look out for us and to make sure that he navigates this world of finance and environment and international You can't have only a mask.
Okay, so again, this is the fantasy of any hippie or whatever.
Predicted in the New Age movement, and I think you could argue in a lot of religions, is the consciousness shift is happening.
The Age of Aquarius, whatever the fuck you want to call it.
Consciousness shift.
And so the idea is that what we're witnessing Is essentially the collapse of a way of doing things that is collapsing and as it collapses it starts making big mistakes.
One big mistake would be People figure out that we have had a president who is basically incapacitated, meaning we don't really need a president.
The whole model starts falling apart.
Also, when you realize like they like If you watch basketball or skateboarding, watch skateboarding now versus skateboarding when people started skateboarding.
Like the tricks like people are doing now versus what they used to do, right?
And you see how quickly people, when something's fun or important, how quickly it evolves, right?
So the coup is problematic in that, again, you know a coup has happened.
The ultimate coup is to have a figurehead.
Now, you know, it's a hacky trope, I guess, the idea being that, like, every president is just a fucking puppet, right?
But the problem with that puppet is that, like, these are puppets who actually do have power.
They will make decisions, even if there's a lot of pressure from God knows whatever the web of unknown people is that tries to, like, grab the The steering wheel, they can say no.
So that's a problem.
So if I want to control the steering wheel completely, dude, what's better than an old man who has dementia?
Because I could tell him shit happened that didn't happen.
I could show him news sources that aren't even real.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
I could literally, like, He probably pretends to be able to read.
And then the other side of it, aside from it, it's a coup.
It's completely unconstitutional.
It's a fucked up takeover of the U.S. government.
If you just look at the abuse of the right thing to do when you have a president, a bus driver, Whoever who's got senile dementia is to say, hey guys, he's really sick and he can't do the job anymore.
And we have to find somebody else to do the job now.
That's the right thing to do.
But these motherfuckers are like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Even if you are sad that Trump won and you wish Kamala Harris won, If she did win, it would be the first time that anybody won without winning a primary.
Maybe people didn't vote for you when you were running for president, which is a fact.
And so then when you ran for vice president or when he chose you as vice president, all of a sudden we're supposed to pretend that you're a really good candidate for president.
Let's find out what the people think.
If you guys believe that she's the best person for the job, the whole idea is supposed to be sell it and then people vote.
The idea is, like, if I'm a kidnapper, and I kidnap you, and I, I don't know, knock you out or something, you come to, and I explain, we're married.
I need to pull that off.
We're now married.
I've just kidnapped somebody, but now they think that we're married.
What I'm saying is...
You know, if you're gaslighting, you really need to execute perfectly gaslighting.
And so the problem with, and I think this is the buried fucking headline in the drones, in the Kamala coup, the president with senile dementia, is that All of these actions taken by the federal government have not just corroded people's trust in the federal government, but potentially annihilated it.
Oh, God, there's that great movie where, like, somebody ends up in someone's survival bunker, and you wonder, is it really the end of the world, or is this person kidnapped?
He's saying, you can't go out there.
But it's like, the idea is, the moment, if I've been kidnapped and I actually buy into your shit, that's going to create a lot less anxiety for me.
But the moment...
Your kidnapee stops believing you.
Whoa.
That's not fun for anybody.
And right now, I feel like that's the general mood, is people just don't trust...
It's so funny, because Don Lemon's doing these on-the-street interviews, and he's talking to this guy about the news, and the guy's essentially telling Don Lemon, like, I don't trust all these sources you're saying.
He's like, look, here it is, Washington Post.
I forget what the subject was.
But he got Don Lemon to say, I don't listen to mainstream news either.
Democratic lawmakers in Washington are calling Elon Musk president now and they're saying Donald Trump is the vice president or the head of communications.
This is like, you know, when the DNC starts astroturfing Reddit, when the DNC starts astroturfing 4chan, when the DNC started doing that, using all that fucking money, and it's so funny because the astroturfing, after she lost, it just stopped.
If we did a renegade rogue commercial for nicotine pouches on Instagram, you have to say this is a sponsored post.
So why is it that if you work for the DNC or volunteer for any state entity, You don't have to say, also, I'm doing this as a volunteer for the DNC. That's why I opposed to this.
You don't have to do that.
So that's Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
I'm pretending to be a normal person.
I'm infecting the data sphere with propaganda.
And if I do it enough, it will create the illusion that this is the consensus.
And the reason you want to create that illusion is because people like to sync up.
Whatever your thing is, that's what's really going on.
And your denial of objective reality in order to win, it exposes you.
It exposes you to people in this new world that are recognizing That we are the only people that have ever gone through this.
And we are in this insane moment of realization about how much we've been bullshitted and manipulated in the past, how much of all of our resources are going to things that we would never agree to, and how much of this chaos Is being pushed upon us by people who are profiting from it in a fucking spectacular way that's almost indescribable.
Yeah.
Insane amounts of money in control of the narrative and it's not working.
You know, they're just like, that shouldn't be a job where your New York Times games are more popular than its news.
If that's what you want it to be, but here's the thing.
It's not necessary anymore.
And I think that through the rise of independent journalism, one of the things we're really realizing is that all someone has to do is be consistently objective and intelligent and post things and post takes on things, like Coleman Hughes or some of these people.
Consistently intelligent, objective, and then you'll develop a following.
You know what I've been saying for a while, last few weeks at least?
I think maybe what the aliens are is custodians.
I think maybe they're just here.
They're like some sort of a autonomous creation That's designed to accelerate our evolution, stop us from blowing ourselves up, and make sure that we build a quantum computer with AI. Right.
It's all a part of this endless cycle of integration in the great universe.
And we're at this, like, I don't want to get out of my cocoon!
We're in that stage.
We're in this bizarre, strange Australopithecus wandering around in the grass fields.
We're in this weird stage where we're gonna launch into some completely new way of interfacing with the universe itself.
And you know, what you're saying, so if you look at like Crick, I think it was Crick, he wrote a paper theorizing about directed panspermia, which is where you put it.
So, okay, directed panspermia, I get some kind of nanobot, which I guess you could say that's what DNA is, nanobot precursor, essentially like Well, I think it's weird.
And maybe I don't understand what he's doing completely.
It's weird to me that Musk wants to send humans to Mars.
Because it seems like it would make way more sense, pre-sending humans, to send drones, robots, to construct whatever it is you need to survive on Mars, to go in the caves, build the fucking...
So obviously the way you're going to want to colonize habitable worlds is you create not just this nanobot, but you make it so the nanobot can only survive in environments that you would live in.
And then, encoded in the nanobot, The end destination what you're talking about the quantum computers some kind of AI that then will naturally uncover Faster-than-light travel wormholes whatever the fuck it is and then when the wormholes open up you can instantaneously travel to a bitable planets, right?
Yeah He thinks that we have it all wrong when it comes to the formation of planets and the creation of life he thinks what happens is that The Sun is constantly ejecting things, right?
You see these coronal mass ejections, crazy!
Millions of times like longer than, you know, the distance between whatever and whatever.
That he thinks these particles coalesce in space, outside of the gravity of the sun, and they orbit the sun, and very close at first.
But then as time goes on, they move further and further away, and they get to a place where they're in this position, like Earth is, and then they people.
They flower.
Just like when you plant a seed, when the water comes.
And he thinks that Mars, at one point in time, probably had civilization and life.
And then as Mars got further and further and further out from the protection of the Sun, it eventually got too cold, and it eventually got hit by something, it lost its atmosphere, and now it's just desert.
But dude, you know, I think you look at just the concept of epigenetics and what we're doing right now.
You look at the statistical probability of DNA evolving based on the age of the planet.
You look at these things.
And not just that, you look at the mythologies of the world, it all points towards some kind of advanced intelligence bioengineering a planet for some reason or another.
I mean, even like, have you ever read the parable of the sower?
Instead of saying, I have a lot of knowledge about this, if I could tell you what I know, this is why I believe what you're saying is not true, because I actually have a PhD in this, and this is how we know this, and this is how we know that.
And then you go, oh, that's essentially what Eric Weinstein did to Terrence Howard.
So when Terence Howard was on the podcast, there was a lot of things that he was saying that were true and really fascinating and very interesting.
He's a very brilliant guy.
Eric Weinstein is a legitimate PhD in mathematics.
He's super fucking crazy scary smart.
And he said to him, he said, look, I'm not giving you peer review.
He goes, I'm not a peer.
You're not my peer.
He goes, I'm an expert.
I'm giving you an expert review.
I'm saying you have a lot of really interesting ideas.
Just stop teaching people.
It's offensive to the people that actually do this for a living.
And they were like fucking with each other because he understood why there would be something problematic about linking all these specific geometric patterns.
And then he had to make some slight adjustment to make them link up perfectly.
When we're breaking down a joke to a minute pause or something, it's the same thing.
But yeah, man, this is what I love when you read about the history of science.
You read about famous physicists getting in real intense fights with each other.
And you see that the process of discovering the truth does involve a kind of mutual curiosity but not being afraid to say this is fucking wrong but allowing the other person to fire back because you both know that via this conflict potentially you discover something new.
And that was the attitude.
I mean like this whole thing where suddenly Normal people aren't supposed to engage in science is really fucked up when you look at like the history of science, which used to be maniacs like Newton, who they analyzed his hair.
So you sort of like realize that for whatever reason, the priest class of default reality of which Don Lemon is a high priest have suddenly created this ridiculous version of scientists, of philosophers,
of intellectuals that are domesticated, People, normal fucking people, is actually really awful in the sense that all of the like philosophers and scientists out there today who are like, you know, in their filthy fucking apartments, who've been staring into a candle for like five hours, they're not thinking like, I'm a scientist!
They might be!
You don't know!
Basically, it appears that the power structures in the world want to create this homogenous version of humanity within which there's all these declawed people who completely align on a few ridiculous Absolutely.
It's really creepy, though, because, like, it's syncing, it's homogenizing people, and that's what I don't like.
It's like it's creating this synced up, and it's creepy because, like, the TikTok dance, Is actually, if you think about it, it's really a symbol of what it's doing for a lot of other things.
Like, maybe you're not doing a choreographed dance with your family in front of the Christmas tree to some dumb song, but why is it that everything you say, I've read...
I've seen written exactly in the same way on Reddit.
Why is it that every opinion you have matches, not just like the idea doesn't match, but the way you're verbalizing the idea is like a sentence that I've heard over and over and over again in different places.
That is so spooky to me.
And so to me, like that, and also that it's called TikTok, which in my fucking paranoid universe I keep thinking, is that the TikTok of a metronome that they're talking about?
The problem with those things is, like, people bullshit.
And when people—here it is.
I'll send it to you, Jamie.
When people bullshit, it's really hard to tell, you know, because if you change this and, you know, create this in Photoshop and then people start spreading it, then all of a sudden that narrative gets out and most people don't ever hear, oh, no, no, no, somebody made that in Photoshop.
Let's just play it, though, because it's so crazy.
That these people are the people that are in charge of giving you the news, and they're reading off this thing, pretending that these are their thoughts.
This is what's bizarre about that, where it's untenable.
Because people know those are not their thoughts.
They know they're reading off a script.
Everybody knows it.
So it doesn't work.
You're just making noise with your mouth and people are still on Twitter.
Also, you know, the idea is you get these people to dress up like humans and then just get them to, like, intone whatever the fucking thing is you want them to read, and we think they're one of us, and so we believe them.
Jamie, did I send you the thing where the girl is, excuse me, the woman, is giving a press conference on the UAPs and the drones, and she's saying we don't know what they are, they're not ours, and they're not an adversary's.
It's fine if the United States isn't literally trillions of dollars in debt and partially because people like that are getting hired to sing fucking Mary Poppins shit songs about misinformation.
How many lives were destroyed by that kids for cash thing?
How many dehumanizing decisions were made where you decided to lock young people up in detention centers where they would get raped and beaten up and tortured and separated from their family and sent down a Horrible road of distrust of law enforcement and of authority and everything else.
Everything else.
You're basically setting them up for a life of being a fucking loser unless they have the strongest of wills and they can figure out a way to stay positive and get through it and then use that to fuel whatever the fuck they do.
On your way out, via some God knows what mechanism that's probably been in place for a long time, people are able to give you this or that, and you pardon that person.
Joe, I feel like right now, because of you aiding Trump and getting elected, and I don't think you're the kind of person to do this, but I do feel like you could probably call in at least one favor.
When you think about all the shit that we're talking about and really when you sort of look at like just among our group of friends the insane events the last few months Tony Hinchcliffe was misquoted by Obama I mean there was a speaker at the Trump rally who said Puerto Rico is a pile of garbage Those are human beings!
This, as far as like AGI goes, When Altman came out and said this year, the CEO from the company, I don't know, one of the other AIs, said two years from now, I think.
But the idea is if Biden came out and was like, guys...
Got some news.
We've detected a mothership.
It's coming to the planet in a year.
We don't understand anything about who they are other than they must have extraordinary technology based on what we've seen of their ship.
But having these tech people say, we are about to have a brand new species, essentially, a technological species, and AGI is coming to the planet that will surpass Us, as far as being able to solve problems, we'll know everything.
It's going to be here in about a year, maybe two years.
You would think the reaction to that would be, okay, we've got to get ready for this.
You could travel back in time, and there was an intelligent, semi-intelligent version of humanity, one of our ancestors, who still had a workable tail.
And you're like, hey, I want to show you what you're going to grow into.
And probably there'd be a lot of things you're excited about.
Whoa!
Cars!
Incredible!
Jesus Christ!
You can shit in your own house?
Wow!
But then they would see that we didn't have tails.
And they'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I'm not doing that if I lose my tail.
So this is for sure the sort of cultural drama that we're seeing.
And, you know, the trans controversy.
There's aspects to it where, like, yeah, dude shouldn't be in sports.
But the reality is, where we're going is going to make that controversy seem like nothing.
Not only that, it seems like if you wanted to have an evolutionary path towards a genderless society, Wouldn't you have that society, if you wanted to tame the wild primate, wouldn't you have that society be completely addicted to plastic?
They use plastic for everything, which is an endocrine disruptor.
So you have these plastic and these chemicals that get into the body, lower testosterone, shrink dicks, shrink taints.
But what they found is, with mammals, when you introduce phthalates, which are these plastics, like microplastics and the chemicals that come off of them, into pregnant women or pregnant mice, the babies have smaller taints.
And then the taint is one of the best ways to distinguish a male or a female in mammals.
She has a thing on her website called the Jizz Quiz.
It's very funny.
She's very funny.
And she's, you know, a really distinguished professor.
But what she's saying essentially is that these plastics are lowering hormone levels.
They are lowering birth rate levels.
They're increasing in the amount of miscarriages that women have.
So that all these things she believes are completely connected.
And that this hormone disruptor that is on these plastics is causing people to become sicker and a little bit deformed because your hormones aren't expressing themselves correctly because they're being poisoned.
Oh, and also to most people that I have encountered, A lot of people I've encountered who are rejecting this religion or that.
I get it.
It's religious trauma.
I just ran into somebody at Best Buy who recognized me.
We had a long conversation.
It's religious trauma.
They were raised in some kind of form of spiritual abuse.
Snake handlers.
Bingo.
But listen, if you want to handle snakes, great.
The problem is if you tell a kid to disregard their rational mind.
In other words, the introduction to the conversation of questions regarding this or that are not met with like, oh yeah, that's a good question.
I don't know.
But are met with...
You're going to hell!
You're going to hell!
You're demon possessed!
So then you experience that and of course you must reject the thing.
It's like when you have a hangover and you smell tequila, you can't connect.
So I get it.
But the main thing is what I love about religion or Christianity is it's like just try it on for size.
What happens if you pray?
I know you don't believe in it.
Sounds insane.
What the fuck are they talking about?
Sounds absolutely nuts.
I know it sounds absolutely nuts.
Now, what happens if you pray?
Just for a few days, what happens if you pray?
And then, once you start doing the experiment, it starts off with like...
This is just...
I'm gonna do it.
It's probably bullshit.
Opium of the masses.
But then you realize...
You're getting pulled in, not in a bad way, but right away there seems to be some feeling of connection, some sense of something a little different than what you're used to experiencing.
And sometimes that can get really scary for people.
And they're like, fuck this!
No!
It's getting me!
And it's like, to me, that should be the experiment of anyone who's skeptical.
And if you're skeptical about Christianity or any religion, you should be.
You should 100% be skeptical of...
It's like what Mark Twain said.
Religion is what happened when the first con man met the first fool.
You should be skeptical.
But if you read the Gospels...
And you realize part of the story there is an invitation to connect on your own.
You don't need the priest class.
You don't have to listen to the fucking rules.
It's just between you and the eternal and see what happens.
To me, that's the number one thing is just investigate, explore, and don't let anyone subvert your rational mind.
Use that as a form of connecting with the thing.
Even if you connect via rejection, it's still worth like a wholehearted exploration, at the very least to experience a cultural trance.
The Great Plague of London in the 1600s was a scary time.
The public was willing to just manage to stay healthy, including sniffing a jar of their own farts.
Back then, doctors were apparently convinced that the plague was spread via deadly air vapor and that a foul-smelling substance could dilute the pollution.
As such, some locals apparently took to storing their farts in jars, just in case the situation suddenly demanded a quick whiff.
You would have a diaper, a big gas diaper completely sealed to your ass like a COVID mask, and then you would just fart into that tube and it would go into that jar, and then you'd do it all day long.
There'd be a robot there that would seal that jar off so it's pure.
The sad thing about that article, though, because it comes out, and so that means there's people who think farts in a jar can cure cancer, and that means that somebody was laying in bed dying, and someone who loved them came up and said, I know this is going to seem weird, Dad, but I need you to smell this.
You sniff that fart and then you immediately turn into like one of those 28 Days Later zombies.
And then it spreads.
This virus has had a chance to adapt and evolve and plan its strategy while trapped inside this jar and get back at the humans.
Because it doesn't have to die.
So it lives in this guy's butt gas and then it evolves over hundreds of years.
Figure out Through the multiverse, how to communicate with other bacteria everywhere and devise a strategy to morph itself over thousands and thousands of generations of new viruses to become some crazy rage virus.