The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1846 - Andrew Schulz

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Joe Rogan Experience #1846 - Andrew Schulz

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Andrew Schulz defends his unfiltered comedy, rooted in curiosity—not hatred—while rejecting Netflix’s passive model for pay-per-view urgency (ending July 31–Aug 1). They dissect cultural extremes, from WWII’s abandoned toxic Zone Rouge to Pompeii’s preserved brothel, debating whether humanity will transcend animal instincts via tech or face backlash like Catholicism did. Rogan and Schulz critique political polarization—Trump vs. Biden, Sanders’ establishment sabotage, and Kennedy’s 1961 warning against secretive conspiracies—arguing for nuance over rigid tribalism. Ultimately, the episode champions art, authenticity, and skepticism of gatekeepers, whether in comedy or governance. [Automatically generated summary]
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Speaker	Time	Text
Camping Trips and Hunting 00:06:00
unidentified		Joe Rogan podcast, check it out!
		The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day!
		Hello Andrew Schultz Hello, Joe Rogan.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How is the independent comedy production world treating you?
unidentified		It's good.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's a lot more work.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, for sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But you cut free from the nipple.
unidentified		We did.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Without even mentioning names, tell me what happened.
		I went through taping.
		It was excellent.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Thank you for coming.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		My pleasure.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And thank you for bringing Cameron.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Brought Cameron Haynes.
		My wife came.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Dripped in Gucci, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's hilarious.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dude, that guy is a legend.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Because I've only seen him with his shirt off and inspirational music in the background.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Not enough of a mountain.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Bro, I thought he was going to be like Crocodile Dundee when I met him in person.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And he was just like dripping down.
unidentified		Gucci.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He likes Gucci.
unidentified		He likes Gucci.
		And then I remember calling you and I was like, dude, this guy's so interesting to me.
		Like, what does he do?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He just takes people on camping trips and stuff like that?
		I'm like, what's the thing?
		And I think you were like, no, I think he moderates pool levels in Oregon or moderates water.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he works for the Department of Water and Power.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And I was like, this is a fucking fashionable.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		For now.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's a New York Times bestselling author, so he's quitting his job.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Let's go, Cam.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he made a lot of money off the book.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I told him I'm going hunting with him.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Really?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He didn't respond to that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What, are you gonna hunt?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I just said, we're going hunting.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's like, okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's how...
		He's like, okay.
		Probably people say that to him every day.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What would you hunt?
unidentified		Oh, fuck.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I'd probably...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Pile pigs is the best because they have to kill them.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You can eat them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They're delicious.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And it's literally an imperative.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You have to, especially in Texas.
unidentified		You're helping.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		They're everywhere.
		There's so many of them.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Millions.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I want to camp before I hunt.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		First, I want to do camping.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You've never gone camping?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Never gone camping, no.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you're such a city boy.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like little Duval would say, city boy, city boy.
unidentified		Duval's the best, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		The camping thing...
		I mean, you're in a fucking cloth house out there with monsters.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And that's real.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A woman got killed a couple of days ago in Montana by a grizzly bear, pulled her out of her tent, mauled her.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You're like TMZ for that kind of shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, I pay attention because I go to those places.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know.
		It's on your radar.
		But any time this happens, I feel like you're like, oh, dude, by the way, there was an alligator attack in Orlando.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I've seen those too.
		There's a lot of those.
		Yeah, it's real.
		We live in this bizarre sheltered world, and human beings have this interesting thought process.
		We only think about threats and danger and reality.
		If it's right in front of us all the time, that's how we see the world.
		The stuff that's in front of us all the time, that's our reality.
		And so stuff like...
		That's why you ever see those...
		There's a great Instagram page called Tourons of Yellowstone.
		Okay.
		Tourons is a tourist moron.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And it's all people just getting launched into the air by buffalo.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Guys, okay.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's just these fucking idiots who come from like Chicago and they're used to cities and they never really seen a buffalo and they're trying to get close for a selfie and you know these things are in the rut.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They're trying to fuck.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Game over.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This is a 2,000 pound giant ass animal trying to fuck and you're all there cock blocking.
		And they just launch these fucking people.
		It's horrifying.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		See, that's what makes me a little bit afraid of doing it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Not necessarily afraid, but I didn't really understand the allure of it.
unidentified		And then...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		I do understand the allure of nature.
		Like, we were talking about this before.
		I hit you about this before.
		But I think something happens where, like, you get this, like, reset.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You see these, like, you know, successful people.
		They'll go to, like, Montana.
		And they're not going to Montana to, like, let everybody know how nice their ranch is.
		I believe they're going to Montana because they're like, it's cool to look at mountains.
		And it's kind of, like, humbling.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Dude, when I was...
		I hit you up when I was on my honeymoon with my wife.
		And I'm, like, looking at the fucking sunset off this beautiful island in Italy.
		And I'm like...
		I felt incredibly humbled.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And maybe you need that feeling.
		Like, maybe your world gets so warped.
		I wonder if you feel that way.
		Like, do you need to be in nature and feel so fucking vulnerable because your regular day, that's not something that you're experiencing?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think it's a reality check of what your relationship with the world really is.
		Because we live in cities, and we drive in cars, and we go into buildings, and you get confused, and you think that is the world.
		But the world is filled with all kinds of variables, and one of the more fascinating variables is nature and wildlife, because they're so uncaring about you.
		Like, one of the things that I always get when I'm in the mountains is like, these mountains don't give a fuck about you.
		They don't give a shit how many Instagram followers you have or how well your special did or how well your podcast is doing.
		They don't give a fuck.
		These are just tooth and claw and fang animals trying to get by.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So we know that, that that's nature, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Does that give you any sort of like a compassion or empathy to the ultra-woke that are trying to over-care?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't think that's what they're doing.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Maybe deep down that's not what they're doing, right?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But intellectually they think that they're exercising in that way.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They think they're doing the right thing.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They're not doing the right thing, but they think they are.
Deer and Fawns: Nature's Dynamics 00:05:54
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And I wonder if on some level you look at how gnarly nature is and you see like what humans are kind of capable of doing.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You don't see that empathy in the animal world, I don't think.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, there's no empathy.
		The animal world has zero empathy.
		Except dolphins.
		Dolphins have empathy towards people.
		They'll save people from sharks and shit like that.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Won't they also like feed other animals?
		Isn't there like a...
		Maybe they were working with...
		I forget some video I saw.
		They were like culling fish into this area so that the fishermen could...
		Extract them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Really?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I saw some video of this.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I don't know where the fuck it was.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Were they cooperating with the fishermen?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if it was cooperating with the fishermen.
		I don't know.
		Maybe they were doing it for themselves and the fishermen would kind of take advantage of it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That seems more likely.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But yeah, I don't know.
		It's like an interesting thing that we're capable of.
		To consider others discomfort and want to help.
		I think it gets bastardized.
		I think it gets abused.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
		But the fact that we can even get there Yeah, it separates us from everything else, except for the dolphins.
		They look out for other species.
		That's what's interesting about them.
		They look out for humans.
		They also rape humans.
		They do that.
		But usually when they do that, it's like at a marine world type situation.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But also, do they know what that is?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, they don't know what that is.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So they're like, oh yeah, we're just fucking and this is how fucking works.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's...
		Well, they do infanticide, right?
		Dolphins kill their babies.
		Like, this is the way it works.
		Like, if a female dolphin gets pregnant, she cannot mate.
		For I believe it's...
		Look this up.
		I think it's like six years.
		I think the female dolphin- That's the gestation period?
		Yes.
		She has to take care.
		It's not the gestation period, but it's the period where the baby dolphin is vulnerable because dolphins are similar in a slight way to human beings in that it takes a long time for the animal to mature because their brains are so large and they're so intelligent.
		You know, it's not like a chimp, like a chimp within like two years.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Send them out there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, they're strong right away.
		I remember we had an episode of NewsRadio where I don't think it ever, this part, I don't think they did anything with it.
		I think it got edited out.
		Because like a lot of, you know, a sitcom's like 22 minutes.
		But a lot of times they'll have like 40 minutes of footage, and they're trying to just like get the most laughs and make the story move along.
		So we had this thing where there was a baby chimp.
		And so this baby chimp was on set.
		It had a diaper.
		It was like this big.
		And this thing got on my back, went...
		Just slapped me a couple of times, and I was just like, whoa!
		It's like, it's so small and so fucking strong.
		And its body felt like it was made out of wood.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Dense.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was just so strong.
		We have in our head, oh, it's 150 pounds.
		I'm 150 pounds.
		We're kind of the same.
		You have no idea how strong those things are.
		It's so different than a human being.
		And we're so vulnerable in comparison to them.
		What was my point?
		We were talking about I had a point.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Breaking away from the tit of the industry.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but that's not...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		We went way past that.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's what we do, baby!
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's what it was.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So they're slightly vulnerable when they're young, but they're not nearly as vulnerable as a human.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		To protect them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like a human baby.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They come out, they can't even move.
		Like a deer comes out, they can kind of walk a little bit.
		And like fawns, you ever see how fawns, like deer fawns have like white spots all over their body?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's so they blend in better because they just hide in the grass.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Because they need to hide.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They need to hide because they can't run.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They can't run yet.
		So oftentimes the mother will leave their baby behind and the baby just lays there.
		So if you find a baby deer, they just lay there.
		They don't try to run away from you.
		And then they slowly get the ability to walk around.
		Like right now in Texas, the babies have been born and they're starting to walk around now.
		And it's been a few months.
		So they're like on the highway sometimes.
		Like you'll see a fawn.
		Like the other day I was driving down this road and I had to stop the car.
		And this guy was like waving his arms.
		Like I saw the deer, but this guy was waving his arms.
		Because there was this cute little baby and a little baby brother.
		And they're like trying to make their way across the road.
		But they're like this big, little tiny ass deer.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay, have you ever seen a situation where, like, another animal recognizes that there's, like, an infant from a different species and then doesn't murder it?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
		No, they don't.
		They just eat it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That never happens.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, they run up on it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If you ever leave a baby in the woods, a bear will run up on it and eat it immediately.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Now what if the babies grow up together?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Doesn't matter.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So, but you've seen these videos of like in the zoo where like a fucking Cocker Spaniel and a lion grow up together and then for whatever reason they don't eat each other.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you mean in a domestic situation?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's a little different.
		As long as the animals are very well fed.
		That's the thing.
		They still have the instinct to kill.
		A thing like a tiger or a lion or something, they're always going to have that instinct to kill.
		And it's exciting to them.
		If something tries to run away from them, they always have this instinct to lock onto it and chase after it.
		They're never going to get away from that.
		That's just a part of their DNA. You can't breed that out.
		But you could breed it out in, say, a dog.
		The difference between a dog and a wolf is just thousands of years of breeding.
		It's the same animal, which is wild.
		My dog Marshall.
		Have you ever met Marshall?
		Sweetest fucking animal that's ever existed.
		All he wants to do is love everybody.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Oh no, I did meet him once at the old studio.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Everybody's his friend.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But he's an ancestor of a wolf.
Toxic Masculinity Debate 00:15:38
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They've turned him into this thing through thousands of years of breeding.
		Just like they're trying to do to men.
		Exactly.
		Where's Andrew Tate when you need him?
		Yes, that's just toxic femininity shit, or masculinity.
		Toxic femininity is right.
		That was a Freudian slip.
		But toxic masculinity, what that means is like, oh, you mean the men who carve the world.
unidentified		Yes, now you don't need them, so now you want to get rid of them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But you do need them.
		You just don't think you need them because you don't need them right now.
		And then Russia has them, and China is making them more masculine.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So then what do we do?
		Like, how do we recognize this trait?
		Okay, we want to make life more...
		We want to make life more palatable for everyone, right?
		But sometimes you need some badass motherfuckers to do the things that a lot of people don't want to do.
		And the second life is safe, you go, well, why do we have bad people around?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They might make some bad decisions.
		So how do we keep the quote-unquote, like, bad guys around long enough So in case something needs to be done, they handle it.
		And I think, like, the American way of doing it is going, hey, we're just gonna, like, kind of create these little organizations that do the bad shit, and the American people don't really need to know about it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		We'll go handle that stuff.
		You don't need to know.
		Enjoy your life and live your life.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And we'll make sure everything is cozy and cool, and then you not voting for the guy that does the bad thing.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's kind of like a nice system.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a very good system for creating innovation, right?
		Because you leave people the opportunity to go and do other things.
		But it also is an opportunity for people to be unrealistic about the world.
		Like Israelis are very realistic about the world.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They have to be.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They have to be.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And they also have mandatory military service.
unidentified		Yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And there's a lot of people that have said that if America had mandatory military service, you'd have a lot more patriotism, a lot more people who understand the role that the American military plays in the world.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And that, you know, yeah, the American military has done some fucking terrible things.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Skin in the game.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just like every single military organization that has ever existed in history.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That had the power to.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's the thing.
		If you don't have power, you can't say what you would or wouldn't do with that power.
		It's hard.
		If you really look at the American power structure and the benevolence attached to it, that to me is the most impressive thing about a George Washington stuff.
		You could have ran it back.
		Everybody loves you.
		You could just continue to be the new king, if you will.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right, like Putin has done in Russia.
unidentified		Literally.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And he's supported.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Right?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		The people there, for the most part, love him.
		At least that's the information we're getting.
		But I even talk to guys like Lex, and it's like, yeah, there are people there that love him.
		He's favorable.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's also they control the media.
unidentified		Exactly.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So they're getting the shit that's out there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		100%.
		I was talking to someone who has a relative over there in Russia and they were saying that they thought that Ukraine was filled with Nazis and they were over there to liberate the Ukrainian people.
		So the propaganda is that Ukraine has been run by Nazis.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yo, liberation is a great excuse for invasion, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a great excuse.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's benevolent.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I mean...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You want to be the good guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's literally what they did to go into Iraq.
unidentified		Of course.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		In the first war.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, or every time we invaded.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		When they invaded Kuwait.
		Like, oh, we have to save those Kuwaitis.
		Like, why?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Those poor Kuwaitis.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		People in America know what the fuck Kuwait is, can't spell Kuwait.
unidentified		Right, what are we doing?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But I wonder if...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And I've joked around about this, but I wonder if life gets to a certain point of inconvenience where you start being okay with dark tactics being taken to return you to convenience.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, for sure.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, once things get ugly, then you're more than happy to have the military go and do awful shit.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's like, I got a lady in my building, right?
		Who's like, she's kind of like a Karen, right?
		And Joe, I love her.
		Because she does the shit I want.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She's the Antifa you're building.
unidentified		Somebody's fucking loud.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Somebody's having a crazy party.
		I know Danielle's got it.
		I don't gotta call nobody.
		I might send a text like, Danielle, are you hearing this?
		Already on it.
unidentified		That's my CIA! Do you know what I'm saying?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She's your Antifa.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Or Antifa, or whatever the organization is.
		Like, the second life, the gas prices are too high, all of a sudden, weapons of mass destruction, or the second anything is about to be inconvenient, there's the group that goes and does it, and then I don't have to feel weird, like I snitched on the person in the elevator.
		I just get to sit and smile.
		That's, I think, the American or, like, the Western experience.
		We're removed from the things we would feel guilty about.
		Like, even in America, we all say to everybody around the world, like, oh yeah, we hate that they did that thing with their weapons of mass destruction.
		It's disgusting what they did in Iraq.
		We like $3 gas.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's nice for us.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, even things that aren't as ugly, like how about this Brittany Griner situation?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Brittany Griner is imprisoned right now in Russia because she went over there to play basketball and she had cannabis oil vape cartridges that she had on her.
		I don't know if she just didn't know they were illegal or she tried to sneak them in.
		And they've got her arrested, it's against the law, and she might do ten years in jail over there, which is fucking horrific.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But let's also clarify.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She's already been over there for months.
		But here's what's important.
		Hold on.
		People are freaking out about this, right?
		They're freaking out.
		Russia needs to let her go.
		We have people in America right now locked up for marijuana, and they've been locked up for fucking years.
		For years and years and years.
		And there's not one.
		There's thousands of them.
		So they're not good at throwing a fucking ball into a net?
unidentified		Is that what it is?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They're not good at that one thing that we like to watch?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So those fucking people don't get let out?
unidentified		That's the other thing that we do, right?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		We completely compartmentalize our rage.
		And it's like, Brittany Griner is this perfect situation for us to like...
		Right.
		on than it would have been happened.
		I've seen a lot of like think pieces about that kind of stuff.
		But at the same time, okay, side note, Brittany Griner has existed in Russia and understands the corruption that moves within Russia.
		She knows that if it isn't a wartime where she's essentially become a proxy between America and Russia, she can bring whatever the fuck she wants to She probably had been.
unidentified		She has been.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because she's been going over there.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She's been going over there playing ball for a long time.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And dealing with these, you know, what is it?
		What are they called?
		The oligarchs.
		Russian oligarchs.
		They fund all the female basketball teams.
		It's like a fun pet project for them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do they really?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Do you think they pay women more to play basketball in Russia than in America because it's profitable?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I literally don't know anything about it.
unidentified		Well, let's just take a test.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		How well do women's sports generally do throughout the world?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I wish I could do Hans Kim's new bit about this.
unidentified		What is it?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I can't, I can't, because I don't want to fuck it up.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Well, you don't have to do the accent.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't have an accent.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		We're going to get Shane to do it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, I can't do it because I don't want to ruin his bit.
		Okay, fair enough.
		I'll tell you after we get off the air, we'll remember.
		But it's fucking fantastic.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Shout out to you, Hans.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's so funny.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Bro, it's so funny.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That kid's an animal.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's funny.
		And when I met him, I was like, oh, it's so nice to meet you.
		I've seen your stuff on whatever.
		And on Instagram and YouTube, he's posting a lot of stuff.
		He's going on tour with you.
		So nice to meet you.
		And he said two things to me that were the most Asian things ever.
		like he goes it is an honor and i was like whoa dude like i thought it was like a texas asian like no accident it is an honor this is a distinguished moment or something like that and And I was like, whoa, you were coming on thick with the fucking Asian stuff.
		But he's serious.
		But he's serious and he likes the comedy.
		It feels like he's addicted.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He loves comedy.
		He's a fucking soldier for comedy, man.
		He's all in and he's a great guy and he's really, really talented.
		He's really good, man.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But to his bit, Women's sports are not making that much money around the world.
unidentified		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And unfortunately, this is kind of fucked up, but the reality is, if they're not in a physically objectified situation, like they are in some positions, like female tennis, for example, they got them walking around with these tiny little skirts, ass cheeks, fucking hanging out.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		How about volleyball?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You have to dress like a hoe.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Bro, dude, that's what I understand.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		When people talk about sexism and shit, you know flight attendants have to wear heels onto the plane?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do they?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's a law.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's a rule.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's not a law.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Alright, so what is the difference?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Rules are laws for the business.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The other one is the government.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but if you want to work for them, you could turn...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Is that true?
unidentified		You have to wear heels?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I asked the lady at Delta.
		You have to wear heels onto the plane.
		Once you're on the plane, you can turn into a flat when you leave the heel.
unidentified		What?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		All a heel does, I mean, you know this, it accentuates the muscles in your legs and it raises your ass to put you in like almost a doggy style type position.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Make it look nice.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		There we go.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Make that butt look nice.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That is so sexy.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Isn't that way more sexy?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Does the man have to wear heels?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Now, a few of them flight attendants probably would enjoy that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		The male ones.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did you see the people that we sent to, what was it where they sent them?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They sent that four-star admiral who's a transgender man, and then the other person who's trans too, we sent them to, was it France?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		The bald one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The trans woman.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		She's a lot to look at.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I don't know what she does.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot going on there.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot going on there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They sent them to, I want to say France.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But they were the United States of...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Ambassadors.
		But that works in France.
		They like that stuff.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Maybe.
		I don't know.
		Even in France, they're probably like, this is too much.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Is it ever too much?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This I don't like.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I really don't know what the rules are in France.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They are trying too hard.
		This is...
		How do they smoke cigarettes like this?
		This is...
		There's something about this that I don't enjoy.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Why can't they be normal?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like, have sex with little girls and we give them asylum here.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you mean like Rowan Polanski?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Is he from France?
		Polanski?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What's wild is like people were making movies with that guy just up until like a couple of years ago.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Dude, they do it with Woody Allen.
		That's my favorite thing about the Woody Allen thing is like when they ask the actresses and they're like, do you think he did it?
		They did what?
		He's with her.
		But like they have to say no because if they say yes, they're doing it with the guy who's that raping a girl.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, he's not anymore.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She's a grown woman.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Well, early on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But when do you think he started the relationship with her?
		That's where it gets squirrely.
		The problem is the wife is squirrely, too.
		Like, Mia Farrow, she's squirrely.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, she's a loony bin.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She's a loon.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So her version of reality, it's very hard to parse, like, what's true and what's not true.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Dude, there's no version of reality where, like, even if it's your wife's adopted daughter or whatever, it's weird, bro.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's plain and simple weird.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She has stories of them being together before when she was really young.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I don't know if I buy that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And then there's also his daughter Dylan that has allegations too.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But I think they looked into that and they did some crazy investigation and they found it wasn't good.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How can you?
		Those are one of those things.
		It's like, how do you know unless you were there?
		So you can't comment on it, right?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He believes in true love.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh boy.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I mean, that's the only- He was a pervy dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You ever listen to his old stand-up?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		No.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Super pervy.
		Yeah, I've got some of his old stand-up.
		He's just talking about girls.
		I love girls.
		I love the way they walk in the heels.
		It was really pervy.
		Kind of like Mitch Fattel.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yes, but Mitch is playing the character.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Mitch is a character, and Mitch is being really funny with it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		With Woody, it was like, this is back in the day.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		This is how I really feel.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this is back in the day where, I don't know, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think people were just more primitive in the 60s.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They fucking were, man.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I mean, you saw the songs, right?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Aren't there all those songs by Rolling Stones singing about 15-year-olds and shit?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Christine, 16, Kiss.
		Yeah.
		Yeah, there was a lot of them.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So maybe the age has changed.
		I mean, obviously it's changed, right?
		Like a woman is 13 in ancient...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's because people didn't fucking survive.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was hard to survive back then.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		When someone got to breeding age, you bred with them as quickly as you could, because they probably weren't going to make it to be 20. I mean, that's a wild debate that's happening, a bunch of few guys, like thousands of years ago.
		Like, I don't want to bang these young girls, but no one's living.
		They're all dying.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, I don't think they thought 15 was old back then, or young back then.
		Because I think, you know, with the average age of death...
		Well, the average age of death is complicated, right?
		Because when they calculate the average life expectancy of people that lived a long time ago, really you have to factor in infant mortality, which screws everything up.
		There's so many children and babies died young.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		More, too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So they make the age, like, oh, the average person lived to be 30. Well, that fucks it up because a lot of them died at one.
unidentified		Yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like a shit ton of them died.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And there are people who live a long time.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think Michelangelo lived till how long?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's probably pretty old.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But, like, there are people who live long.
		There are people who lived into their 80s back in the day.
		Yeah, they did.
		So, it was possible.
		But, again...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The actual life expectancy, like, what a person could actually live to...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		...was probably the same.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		For the most part.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's so wild to have a kid as a woman, like, that primal urge back in the day, knowing that there was, like, a 25% chance it either killed you or the baby.
unidentified		Ugh.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what those percentages are, but knowing every time you're going into this...
		That, you want to talk about, like, your...
		That's why, I don't know, like, when I hear a lot of, like, people like our age or whatever like that, like, there's a lot of women like, I just don't want kids.
		And it's like, I understand intellectually why you might not.
		But there has to be a biological impulse inside of you yearning to do that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't think it's for everybody.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I really don't think so.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's not for everybody.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But I don't think the urge is for everybody.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You think there are human beings whose one purpose on this earth is to procreate, who just do not have that in them?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't think that's the one purpose on the earth anymore.
		I think at one point in time when there was less people, I think the urge and the imperative to breed was much more strong.
		It was much stronger and it was much more of a focus.
		I don't think that...
		I think the way nature works, and this is me just completely guessing, when there's an abundance of people, like in urban situations, people are much less likely to have children.
		Do you know that that's the argument for underpopulation, right?
		Population collapse.
		This is why Elon keeps having kids.
		The population collapse is...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's not single-handedly trying to bring the population back.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But he literally is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like he's having a bunch of kids.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's having 10 kids.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But he's having them with surrogates.
		It's not like he's just shooting loads into people.
		Like he's making embryos and in vitro fertilization.
		It's like he's doing wild shit.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That is the dorkiest way to have kids.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		To make people.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But he's trying to do that.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's trying to make a lot of people.
		Leave a load in, dude.
		If you're going to do the act, if you're going to be with the person, you might as well enjoy it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But I think genuinely he wants to make as many people as he can.
		Genuinely.
		That's why he's saving embryos and doing in vitro fertilization.
		He's genuinely trying to contribute to the population.
		He thinks that population collapse is a real issue.
		If you talk to him about it, he has a compelling argument about it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I'd like to hear it.
		There's a compelling argument that relates to- I think it's a primal breeding fetish.
		I'll be honest with you.
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andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think that's what Nick Cannon has.
		And I think what happens is you just start to get addicted to this feeling of bringing life into it because there's this old impulses baked into our DNA that this is what we're supposed to do.
		And he's in a financial situation where they both are, where they can do that, and there's not many restrictions put on them.
		But to, like, over-intellectualize it, like, I'm trying to bring back the population.
		It's like, no, you get a kick out of it.
		It's fun.
		You can afford it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If you talk to him, I think you'd have a different opinion.
		He genuinely thinks that it's important for people to have as many children as possible.
		And he's basing this, is what I was getting to.
		There's studies where they talk about urban environments and highly educated people are having less and less children.
		Because the woman has a career, the man has a career, they put it off.
		Did you ever see Idiocracy?
		Hilarious.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I just saw it recently.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But that's in Idiocracy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's a couple in Idiocracy that's really highly educated.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You had him on, didn't you?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Mike Judge.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's brilliant, Judge.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's the shit.
		I love him.
		Great guy.
		He lives here.
		In that film, there's this one guy who lives in a trailer and he's got like 50 kids, keeps fucking all these women, he's fucking the neighbor, he's having kids with everybody, and then there's this super educated couple that's holding it off and putting it off until they're in their 40s, and then they can't have kids, and the guy doesn't have any sperm left, and the girl's eggs are bad.
		That's the reality of intelligent, educated people with careers, is that they have less children.
		And so that's the fear of population collapse in large urban environments.
		When people move up in economic status and they move up in terms of their career, that takes precedent over having children.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think that is happening.
		I mean, look, for me, I'm 38. I don't have kids yet.
		You know, my wife, she just got her MBA. We haven't started having kids yet.
		I mean, I think in the very near future, you know, God willing, we'll be able to do that.
		But yeah, we put these other things first.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's what people do.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Well, and I think that's...
		I think that's partially responsible for the extreme wokeness.
		Let me take you there in this.
		I haven't fully formed this thought, but basically, like, I think from my friends who have kids...
		Once you have kids, the world shrinks, right?
		It's like, what matters is your family, what matters those kids' lives, what's going on in their lives, are they struggling, do they not have friends in school, is one of them hurt, is one of them injured, are they, like, developing emotionally?
		You don't have all this extra time to be worried about all these kind of, like, manifestations of outrage, right?
		Like if you have two fucking toddlers that you're carrying around all day and mustard stains all over your shirt, you're not exactly going to the march about Chappelle's show and saying this is fucked up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And I think what happens is in these urban centers where you're saying these like cities like New York where I live and these other ones, San Francisco and LA, people are waiting so much longer to have children so they have so many more years to focus on The outrage or focus on what is wrong with the world.
		Now, I'm not saying that we shouldn't put focus on that.
		I'm just saying it is harder when you have three kids you have to take care of and provide for every single day.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's also there's a natural thing that happens to many intelligent women, let's say in show business.
		They get older and they become activists.
		It's almost like automatic.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's when the roles dry up, though.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Once the roles dry up, it's like, what do I have to do to stay on the ship?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a little bit of that, but it's also, it's like, they want relevance.
		They want something that's important to them.
		And so they want to talk about, like, the problems of the world.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Which women with children get a little upset, saying, well, the problems of the world, like, we have to make the world better for the next generation.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I don't want my kids getting shot in school.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's the big problem.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		The problem isn't your pronoun.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		The problem is the kid could get shot in school and I don't want that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's also you want your children to be healthy.
		You don't want the rivers to be polluted.
		You don't want global warming.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You want them to inherit a world.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		One of the things that happens when there's a giant mass of people like cities is you don't feel a primal urge to procreate.
		Because the people around you aren't procreating.
		Because there's so many people.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, that's what coyotes do.
		Do you know, when coyotes do roll call, you know, when they howl?
		When they're doing that, they're checking to see who's around.
		And if one of them doesn't respond, that means they're dead.
		And what happens with the female is, when a coyote gets killed out of a pack, the female coyotes will produce extra offspring in their litter.
		So, like, if a coyote pack remains intact and they have no threat and they do the roll call all the time and all the coyotes respond, the female will have two or three cubs.
		But if they call out and then a coyote doesn't respond or one or two is dead, then the female will have five, six, seven cubs.
		There's a natural thing that happens in their body where nature realizes they have to pick up the slack because there's animals that are missing.
		When you're in an environment, like an urban environment, and you are stuck on the 405, and there's fucking millions of people, the last thing you think is, man, we need more people.
		It's just natural.
		If it happens in other animals, you got to think that it happens in people.
		This brings us back to dolphins.
		Elon is a coyote.
		No, Elon, he's just logical.
		He thinks like math.
		He's like looking at this like, oh, I see where this is going.
		He's like seeing it in terms of like a hundred year curve.
		It's like we need a lot of people.
		People are going to stop breeding.
		And there's going to be a big fall off.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay, you were saying with dolphins though.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dolphins, the female has to have this baby that she protects for like six, seven years, whatever the number is.
		Yeah.
		So male dolphins will come along.
		Kill the baby.
		Exactly.
		They'll kill the baby to force the female into estrus.
		So she'll want to breed again and she'll fuck.
		So the strategy that female dolphins have devised is they become sluts.
		So female dolphins fuck as many male dolphins as possible.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So everyone thinks it's theirs and they all protect it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's the bonobo chimpanzees thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Sort of.
		Chimpanzees use it for problem solving.
		But they use it for problem solving and they use it for conflict resolution.
		They fuck to resolve tension.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Wait a minute.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They're the only animal other than us that does it for pleasure.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		My understanding was specifically the bonobo chimpanzees have sex with everybody like almost family members and everybody's fucking and the idea was if everybody's fucking we have to protect everyone because everybody could be your kid, they could be your father, they could be your uncle, etc.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Sort of, but the males fuck their kids.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Which is bad.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's bad.
		You know who doesn't fuck?
		The mother won't fuck the son.
		That's it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And that's our favorite porn.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Ah, stepmom porn.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think that's why Elon's dad didn't get much shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he got a lot of shit.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It was for a week.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but nobody knows who he is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's like, why are you concentrating on some guy from South Africa?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's the father of the richest guy ever.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think that there's a reasonable amount of concentration.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Sort of the richest guy ever.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, go on that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's the Saudis.
		They're the richest people ever.
		It's not public.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Or Putin's the richest ever.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's one of the richest ever.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But are you the richest ever?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The royal oil families, they don't have to disclose their income.
		They're trillionaires.
		I talked to Dana White about this.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But that's the family.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		This is a guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no, no.
		The amount of wealth.
		The amount of wealth from pulling billions of dollars of oil out of the ground a day is fucking insane.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Do they have weapons of mass destruction?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Some countries do.
		Yeah.
		I mean, there's arguments that they might.
		It's like, look, you could buy it from Russia.
		You could buy nuclear missiles back in the day.
		That's Operation Odessa.
		They tried to sell that guy a submarine.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Nuclear submarine.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, to move Coke around in, and they asked him if he wanted nuclear missiles.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's like, what?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Huh?
		Yeah, because they were just trying to make money, right?
		They were just selling everything they had.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I sell you a missile as well.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's a wild thing to do.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Wild.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Sell a nuclear missile.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, to a dude who's trying to run coke under the ocean.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Dude, I've never done coke.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You ever do coke?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, I've never done coke.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Interesting.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		You know why I never did coke?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I put on my gums once.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Why?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because I had a friend and his cousin was a coke addict when I was in high school.
unidentified		And?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And I got to watch his life fall apart.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Interesting.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was bad.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He whittled away to like 140 pounds, just stayed in his fucking...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He had an apartment in the attic with his girlfriend.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's in Boston?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And all they did was, in Newton, all they did was do coke and watch TV. Yeah.
Transphobic Venue Experience 00:15:20
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was fucking horrible.
		I watched him vanish.
		It was like someone who got bit by a vampire.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's how it looked to me.
		I was like, ooh.
		I was always scared of anything that could turn you into a loser.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I just...
		I don't know.
		I don't like the energy on Coke.
		Like, I have friends who are drunk, and they're fun.
		Like, we got shit-faced when we did our pod, and it was fun.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How fun was that?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It was the most fun.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That was so fun.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And you said something to be interesting about just, like, what people gravitate to in general.
		Maybe this is Inside Baseball podcast, but, like...
		The hang, the silliness.
		We weren't trying to change the fucking world.
		We were just guys busting balls and having fun.
		I mean, that episode was just fucking berserk.
		But I see people get drunk and I do it.
		And I would see people coked up and I would be really annoyed by them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And I was like, I don't want to be annoyed.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Or be annoying.
		Exactly.
		But drunk, like, I get friends that are high.
		They're fucking hilarious.
unidentified		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like, the mushroom shit, it fucks me up too much.
		But, like, I see friends on mushrooms.
		We're just laughing.
		Whatever is going to induce that laughing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, mushrooms are not conducive necessarily to...
		Although I did do mushrooms at Post Malone.
		We had a great fucking podcast.
		We were tripping.
		And we were laughing our asses off.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He seems like a good kid.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's a great guy.
		Post is a great guy.
		He's fucking cool as shit.
		He's so relaxed.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And has handled fame well.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I always look at people who have had immense fame and how they've managed it and navigated it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, he's drunk a lot.
		That's one of the best ways to handle it.
		That's how Chappelle does it.
unidentified		But yeah, you see it, right?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's talking to the kids, fucking dripping sweat.
unidentified		It was crazy.
unidentified		Did you see the recent Chappelle thing?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he did a talk.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Chappelle's most...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, the Netflix thing?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I did not see that.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I haven't seen full...
		I've just seen clips, but I gotta watch it.
		But, like, the most boss move of him is using Netflix as his Instagram.
unidentified		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like, he's just like, I got a video.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Put this up, Ted.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, they'll take anything.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		From Chappelle.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they're like, what do you got?
unidentified		100%.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's like, I'm taking a shit and playing the guitar.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Run it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Let's go.
unidentified		Run it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Is John Mayer there?
unidentified		Like, whatever makes it interesting.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He did a job singing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Everybody's a wonderland.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But yeah, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, we were talking before the podcast about what happened.
		So today is...
		What's today's date?
		Today is the 22nd, which is a Friday.
		And just yesterday, Chappelle's show got canceled in Minneapolis in a venue that...
		Did Prince own it?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think that was the Purple Rain venue.
		I don't know if you've ever owned it, but I think that was...
		Like synonymous with Prince.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right, with Prince.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think it was called First Ave.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And something happened where these people decided that Chappelle is problematic or transphobic or what have you.
		And so the venue, at the last minute, like a couple of hours before the show...
		Cancelled his performance.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And he had to move it to the Varsity Theater.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And there was protests.
unidentified		Yep.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And you said one of your buddies was there?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, one of my buddies went.
		So they moved it to this other theater.
		And first of all, the reason why the venue cancelled is because all the people that work there threaten to not go to work.
		That's what I'm hearing.
		So it's not like they felt like this never-ending urge to protect the community.
		They wanted Chappelle.
		Everybody wants Chappelle at the venue, but if everybody is at the venue is going, I'm not going to work, then you can't exactly have a show.
		So they do it at the other show, this other venue, and then the protesters went to the other venue and were kind of like, I don't know, for lack of a better term, harassing the people that were going to go to the actual show.
		And my buddy went there, and they were trying to fight him.
		Like he wasn't even going to the show.
		He was going to see what was happening.
		He wasn't like part of like an anti-protest type thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did he make a video?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		No, but he's a Somali kid, right?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I want to get you this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Red Band sent me a video.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, show me.
		What, of the eggs?
		Where the guy was gonna throw the eggs and he got that shit kicked out of his hand?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, no, I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I haven't seen it, so we'll see it for the first time together.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But look at this real quick before you play the video, right?
		So a guy found out, one of the guys who was protesting was trying to fight him and fuck him up, found out who he was and then sends him a message, right?
		And the guy's name is Anthony, and he has his pronouns he and they in the bio.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He and they?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he and they.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, sometimes I'm a they.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Sometimes I'm a he.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And if you get it wrong.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, don't get it wrong.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You're a bigot.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you fucking piece of shit.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So he goes, hey, Abdi, I've talked with others who were there and closer to you now that the picture has become clear.
		I'm very sorry that the white guy started off the whole escalation and caused a bunch of bad assumptions.
		This is 100% why, as a cis white guy, I choose to follow the directions of the activists slash organizers on the ground instead of taking the lead.
		I'm there to support.
		It bothers me a lot that white guys do this and leave other people to pick up the mess.
		I'm going to delete my replies because they didn't pick up on what was actually happening.
		You know, I see your byline in MSR and Sahan Journal and look forward to reading some of your pieces.
		Hope our next meeting is more peaceful.
		Good night.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did he punch him?
unidentified		I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Why did he say more peaceful?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What did he do to him?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I guess they were just beefing or something.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So this is the video that Red Band sent me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It says trans activists protesting outside a sold-out Chappelle show in Minneapolis.
unidentified		So let's play it and hear what they have to say Dumbass We know that shit!
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Queer phobes go home.
unidentified		Oh my god.
unidentified		A lot of hostility out here.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But it's not a lot of people that are hostile.
		It's a small amount.
		It seems like there's like, if you're watching this, it seems like there's probably like 12 or 4, I don't know.
		It's hard to see.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Who knows?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		But the thing about Chappelle's special that drives me crazy, and this is one of the things that drives me crazy about cancel culture, air quotes, outrage culture, I should say, is that people don't know the full story, and they protest, and they get crazy, and they have a narrative that they've either read or they've seen, and then they just adopt that narrative, and they run with it.
		And the narrative is that his special was transphobic.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That special is not transphobic at all.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's essentially a love letter to a friend who committed suicide.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think that depends on your definition of transphobia.
		I've talked to some trans people about this.
		And they feel, if you do not believe that they are the gender that they identify as, if you believe that they're not that, that that is considered transphobic.
		So, for example, in the special he's like, I don't believe that you're a woman.
		I don't hate you, but I don't believe you're a woman.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did he say that?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Something to that extent?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to mess up the exact words.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think he said that gender...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Or gender is a science or something, whatever.
		I don't want to mess it up.
		Sorry if I didn't get exactly right.
		But I think the sentiment was like, yo, if you had a penis, it's not the same thing as a woman.
		I think trans women go, yeah, we know that.
		No trans woman I've spoken to is like, yeah, I understand biologically I'm not a fucking woman.
		I get it.
		But inside I feel like a woman.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And what is inside, I guess, matters.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Here's the question.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How do they know if they feel like a woman?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I don't fucking know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Have you seen the documentary, What is a Woman?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's my favorite documentary.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Have you seen it?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		No, you told me about it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You gotta watch it.
		It's wild.
		It's Matt Walsh, who's this right-wing guy.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		With the beard.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
		And he has the best deadpan in the fucking business.
		Because all he's doing with these people is asking questions.
		He's not making assumptions.
		He's not being confrontational.
		He's just letting them say their stuff.
		And it's fucking crazy.
		There's this one lady who's talking about babies.
		Knowing they're in the wrong body.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Babies.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How does a fucking baby know anything?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Babies sometimes think they're dinosaurs.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		My brother was a Power Ranger.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I thought I was a ninja.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Really?
		For how long?
		And then you kind of followed through.
		You did Taekwondo.
		You committed to that shit way too long, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Wow, I got really excited about Bruce Lee movies.
unidentified		But the thing is about the...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I guess identify thing is...
		I was texting you this, but I thought it was really kind of funny.
		Women actually opened the door for this.
		Because we were objectifying you for your body parts for a long time.
		And you were like, we're more than that.
		It's what's inside that matters.
		And now the trans people are like, yeah, it's what's inside.
		And now ladies are like, fuck, yeah, kind of.
		I mean, what about my pussy?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You don't think that?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		JK Rowling!
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's her whole thing!
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's not what her whole thing is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Her whole thing is that you're not a woman just because you say you're a woman.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		What makes you a woman?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That pussy, Joe.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, actually, you're every single cell of your fucking body.
		Do you know that there's a movement right now amongst archaeologists where they don't want to identify dead people as male or female because you don't know how they're identified?
		Oh, God.
		Yes, that's what I'm saying.
		That's where it goes.
		You can tell.
		You can dig someone up that has been dead for 100 years and you can tell whether or not that was a male or a female, meaning did they have a double X chromosome or an XY. You could tell by the structure of their body.
		You could tell by many, many things.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But trans people aren't saying that.
		The ones that I speak to, they're not saying, yeah, my biology is exactly equal to a woman.
		They're saying, I feel like a fucking woman inside.
		I feel like I'm in the wrong body.
		I don't know what the fuck that feels like, but if you say that that's how you feel, it is confusing, but I can't tell you that you don't feel like you're in the wrong body.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But that was the original way they would address it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Now they just address it in terms of the most aggressive versions of trans people.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They're saying, I am a woman.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They're not saying, I identify as a woman.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They're saying, I am a woman.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		Well, the most extreme version of everybody sucks.
		The most extreme version of a dude from Texas sucks.
		The most extreme version of a dude from New York sucks.
		Every extreme stinks.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Extreme right sucks.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Extreme left sucks.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But those are the people who get...
		The headlines, because that's the wildest thing to react to.
		Like, the reasonable human being that's on the middle and has compassion for both sides never makes a fucking headline.
		Look the way they paint you.
		It's like, we all know who you are, right?
		And then we see how you get painted by the media because it's like, that's what's gonna get people to click on it, right?
		And it's like, it's a wild thing to even experience it, because you're like, I know this guy.
		Like, I know who he is.
		And then you see the headline, you're like, eh.
		But that's what's clickable.
		Dude, even with the fucking special, and I'm not trying to plug, but there's a certain amount of things that create an article, right?
		When I said I bought it back, when I said that they wanted me to cut jokes, that wasn't an article yet.
		When I posted one of the jokes they wanted to cut and it was an abortion joke, ding, ding, ding, trifecta.
		Media goes after it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		No censorship.
		Abortion, which is a hot fucking topic right now.
		And I guess buying it back is like a cool thing and like putting it on itself.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Good timing with the abortion jokes.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Bro, it just shows.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You know when I filmed it, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Last September, like so long ago.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Quite a while.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Nothing changes.
unidentified		Not much.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Think about it.
		There are Biden jokes in there that are still relevant.
		Gas prices jokes, still irrelevant.
		It was one of those things where we waited so long because we had to go through the process and everything.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But talk me through the process because we got sidetracked here.
		So how did this work without naming names?
		Or if you want to name names.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Look, here's the thing.
		The reason why I haven't named the streamer and people have said a bunch of things is because the guy there is a good guy and he fought for it.
		But people have bosses.
		And...
		Sometimes you have to do what the boss says.
unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So what was the scenario?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I sold a special.
		We had it ready to go.
		Even before COVID, we had the deal.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did you sell it before you filmed it?
unidentified		Yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		Yeah.
		So you had a deal.
unidentified		Yep.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Had a deal.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Everything ready to go.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did they come to see you live?
unidentified		They saw me live.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They saw those jokes?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So they bought it.
		They go, we like it.
		This is great.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		At the show you were at.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Mm-hmm.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay?
unidentified		We're good.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Everything's good to go.
		Basically, the Chappelle trance thing happens and they freak out.
		Culture changed.
		They freak the fuck out.
		I go I'm not cutting these and they start saying these like weird like corporate terms like You know, we don't want any punching down Which is like really the most like bigoted fucking way of looking at something like you have to look at yourself higher and above another person and like I get it You see a white guy on stage making fun of every different culture and person like I'm calling I'm fucking making fun of a Somali dude I'm making fun of women I'm making fun of like whoever it is Mexican yourself too though a lot exactly I'm
		teasing me constantly.
		Everybody gets these jokes.
		That's the ethos.
unidentified		You've been at the show.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You understand what it is.
		And all these people, they're coming for that.
		They want to be part of it because they recognize, I don't fucking hate these people.
		I'm actually curious.
		I don't like dissecting comedy like that too much to other people like with the comics or do it, but like I'm curious in your culture and I want to learn about it.
		And like, I understand that like as an outsider, maybe I have some cool observations that like, you know, but you didn't know other people saw.
		And then you get to see that kind of get exposed, and people really like that.
		They like being represented by it.
		I make a joke about Albanians, the fucking Albanian community shares it like crazy.
		It's a really cool thing to happen.
		And we had this great fucking thing at these live shows where everybody walks in the door and they just they turn off the I'm offended by everything or whatever the world is outside and it becomes like I don't know what the I don't even know what to compare it to but it kind of becomes like remember when you're riding the bus to school?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And it's like, yo, we're all on the bus, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Everybody's getting made fun of.
unidentified		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And you're going to get some shit thrown in the back of your head, and then you're going to clap back at that motherfucker for having a big nose, and he's going to clap back at you, and this girl's got red hair, we're fucking lighting her up, and it was just the best 30 minutes on the way to school.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And it's like, we've made that, and it exists, and it happens, and all this fucking outrage shit is bullshit, and you saw it in the room.
unidentified		It's beautiful.
unidentified		Right.
Bruce's Intro Changed Careers 00:07:18
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, the people that were there are the people that seek out that kind of humor.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yes, that is also true.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's the thing.
		It's like, is it okay to seek out that kind of humor?
		Now, if you don't like that kind of humor, don't fucking watch it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And this is the fucking, this is the crazy thing about it.
		Because I understand somewhat the the network wants like take it down and I'm fucking grateful I was even able to buy it back Okay, that's awesome.
		I put it out myself right and I put out on my website and I'm only putting out for fucking two weeks Okay, there's a two-week fucking window where you can buy it.
		It stops I think August 1st or July 31st I don't know but whatever the fuck I want interesting cuz I own it That's why did you decide two weeks though urgency I saw these amazing comics put specials up on like a platform like Netflix, and it just like, it's a fart in the wind.
		Like, people go, I'll get to it eventually.
		Oh, it's there forever.
		I'll get to it.
unidentified		There's so much content.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's so much, and there's no urgency.
		I wanted a fucking pay-per-view event.
		Like, there's a reason I had fucking Bruce, and you connected me, so thank you so much for that.
		But like, Bruce did the intro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Bruce Buffer's the man.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Dude, let me tell you something about Bruce.
		And Michael Irvin has this as well.
		Michael Irvin, he had a term for it, man.
		I forget the fucking name for it.
		But he's like, I'm a hundred percenter.
		I go, what's that mean?
		He goes, whatever I'm doing is a hundred percent.
		Bruce is a hundred percenter.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He could have been easy.
		He could have had fucking note cards and read off the note cards.
		He even said to us, he goes, let me give it another shot.
unidentified		And then fucking tore the roof off the place.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Refresh this and do it from the top.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Oh, this shit is crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he put the headphones on.
unidentified		This is the moment you've all been waiting for!
		It's time!
		Pointing out of New York City!
		He is the reigning defense!
		And the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, the one, the only, the infamous Andrew He's like a tomato.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's as red as a tomato at the end.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's the best.
unidentified		He doesn't have to do it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, of course he does.
unidentified		But he's 100%.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he's all in.
		He's the best announcer of all time.
		Ever.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And it's like, he came through, he fucking did it.
		And honestly, kind of cool story.
		The song that plays afterwards is by a musician named Russ, who is like the ultimate fucking indie dude.
		And he's the reason I post this shit on YouTube.
		He said in an interview that he wasn't getting any traction, so he said, fucking, I'm gonna put out a song a week.
		Every week I'm gonna put out a song.
		And I'm just gonna get better at this and keep on putting it out.
		And I was like, fuck, I'm not working hard enough.
		If this guy can put out a song a week, I'm gonna put out a clip a week.
		And I put out a clip a week on fucking Instagram and YouTube for a year.
		And that changed everything.
		So I hit him up and I told him the fucking story, and I was like, dude, it would be an honor if we could have you do a song.
		And he gave us a fucking unreleased song.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's amazing.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		To put on their thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's dope.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's dope too that he was the inspiration and then he brought it all around.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And then he's on your show.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		But yeah, the thing with the jokes is like, I'm not editing fucking jokes, Joe.
		I don't mind.
		Like, you write a movie for me, tell me what the fuck to say.
		If I agree to do it, I'll fucking do it.
		But I made this...
		I'm so grateful for you for even shining a light on what I was doing and creating this opportunity for me.
		Coming on this show for the first time, not only changed my career, but I think it changed a lot of comics' career because they also started doing the YouTube stuff and Instagram stuff and it really transformed how comedy is done now for a new generation.
		Literally, it's like idea and then platform and cosign can shift the fucking industry, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it can.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It was after that fucking day, man.
		It was like...
		So, but I made my bones putting out comedy the exact way I wanted to put it out.
		I had never done comedy on TV for a network.
		So the first...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's pretty amazing.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But the first time I do it, I'm gonna start clipping jokes and like cutting lines and watering it down.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Fuck that, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Fuck that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So, I was able to do this and like, this company, Moment House, who does these live streaming events, they're fucking awesome.
		They're like, yo, let's go do it.
		And, um, and we just fucking, we did it and it was, it was awesome.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know, that's what Louis CK's been doing the last couple of times.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's, he's the inspo too.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I gotta give so much credit to Louis because like, if he didn't, and Tom Segura and Christina P, because they were doing the, your mama's house live.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And I was like, okay, so people will do it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, but I- You need to get in on that.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They're fun, yo.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh my god.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I did one of them.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Crazy?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's insanity.
		The shit that they play, because you could never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever play that on YouTube.
		Impossible.
		You only could do it on that platform, that pay-per-view platform where people know what they're signing up for.
		It's horrific, man.
		I drove home like dry heaving.
		I was the host of Fear Factor for six fucking years.
		Like, I've seen some shit, and I'm driving home, just thinking about what the fuck I saw.
		It's horrific, man.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But Louis did it, he sold his, and I was like, okay, this is possible.
		Now, Louis, I'm looking at, you're a fucking superstar.
		I'm like, can I do that?
		Can I approach it?
		I was like, I think we can.
		I think that if we get the word out, we have, you know, we have a podcast and we have people who subscribe to the YouTube channel.
		I think there's, and obviously my friends who are willing to support it.
		I was like, I think we can do it.
		And, um, but yeah, if Louis didn't fucking do that and have success, I also didn't know how successful he was.
		And I kind of felt like embarrassed to ask him like, how much money did you make?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like that feels weird.
		You know what I mean?
		Like money's a little gross in that regard.
		And, um, but then, uh, I heard that he did pretty good.
		And then Tom was giving me advice about the whole thing.
		And it was, Yeah, it was just fire.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It can be done.
		It can be done now.
		There's ways to do it if you have a big enough reach and a big enough platform, as long as you're not getting fucking censored.
		You know, if you're not getting...
		As long as you have some social media where you can put it out and you have like a network.
		But, you know, you've got to feel a little bit vulnerable just for relying on companies.
		Relying on Instagram or Twitter and, you know, it seems like...
		That's the whole reason why Elon wanted to buy Twitter in the first place, because he felt like there's just...
		When Babylon Bee got censored, that was when he really stepped in.
		It's like, this is ridiculous.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I thought it was really cool what he did with...
		He went on their podcast after that.
		And...
		I've seen you do these types of things, too, which is like...
		Nurture the people who have been wrongfully removed or silenced.
Jeff Bezos' Tan 00:04:34
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He don't have to do that.
		That motherfucker's busy.
		I mean, you saw the picture of him on the boat.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like, he's been working.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		He is the whitest motherfucker that's ever lived.
		I feel like he never sees the sun.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's a volleyball.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A volleyball!
unidentified		I looked at the head.
		He is, right?
		Like, I looked at the picture.
		Like a corpse.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Bro, I hit up Akash and I was like, put your money in Tesla.
		And he's like, why?
		I'm like, this motherfucker's working.
		He's not outside.
		Like, Jeff Bezos is buff and fucking tan.
		Amazon's in someone else's hands.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But Elon is in the factory still.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like, he's cooking.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, 100%.
		Yeah.
		I mean, it's interesting because it's an independent American company that makes automobiles.
		It's the biggest independent American company ever.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		African American, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
		But it's an American company in terms of like it was all founded, started, built here.
		They're even building microchips now.
		They're doing everything.
		Because like during the COVID crisis, one of the things that got really highlighted to a lot of people is our dependence on other companies in other countries rather to produce stuff.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And that's one of the reasons why, you know, the United States is, they're spending money and putting a lot of effort into the manufacture of chips.
		And right before they were about to announce this, Nancy Pelosi's husband, because he knew apparently, maybe, what do you think?
		Maybe he got some inside news?
		Bought $5 million worth of Nvidia stock, because he knew this shit was going to go up.
		Which is wild.
		That relationship with Nancy Pelosi and insider trading and her husband is wild.
		Do you know that she's better at stock market picks than Warren Buffett and George Soros?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		She can do no wrong, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She should quit what she's doing.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You know why she can do no wrong, Joe.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You know why.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Why?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Them heavies?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Them fucking heavies, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The heavies?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Dude, when I saw those things, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The show sends me a picture of her and next to it is a guy lifting weights.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Barnyard fucking bonkers, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They're giant.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It was truly...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like, she's got implants, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't think so.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Come on, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think they're so big.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They were just sitting high like that?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		She's 80 years old.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, they're propped up.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		No, but no freckles or nothing.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They look good.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No freckles?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You get freckles when they're big?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I mean, when you get 90. You start getting sunspots and shit.
		Yeah, whatever.
		She had none of them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They were pristine.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do you think they're fake?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They're fake, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Really?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I DM'd Yoni Park afterwards.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If you're an 80-year-old lady and you said, are they fake?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		No, I said, I'm leaving you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do you think those are real?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think those gotta be fake, but look at that fucking body right there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They look kind of fake.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		No, she's got it, bro.
		But yeah, is her husband a crook and is she a crook?
		Absolutely.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		100%.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But does she have the stupid fat tits?
unidentified		Yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She's got freckles.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She's got titty freckles.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Look at those.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at those yabos.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		If they are fake, should we be able to comment on them?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, look at that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The inside.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		What is that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Where they touch in the center and then the chaos.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		The Grand Canyon?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's all the stuff that's seen the sun.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but what's underneath...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It just shows you, like, Elon's got it right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Stay out of the sun.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but goddamn, I had no clue.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at the size of those cans.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, big, big, big, big, big.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You think those are fake?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think they gotta be fake.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think there's something else in there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, they're definitely sticking out in an unusual way.
		They're not just big.
		They're big and out.
		They're not like a tribe lady where they're sagging down.
		Those suckers are out.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Could be some sort of a support bra, like a push-up bra.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Or some silicone.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It could be a lot of that.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and if that's the case, Joe, they are the people's titties.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		If my tax dollars have paid for those titties, Those are mine a little bit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They probably haven't paid for them.
		I bet our tax dollars, whatever she gets paid per year is probably barely enough to support her mortgage.
		Barely.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Well, I was just trying to find an argument so I could objectify her tits.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You could just do that.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You think that's okay?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She's kind of a pro.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		She's enough of a scumbag?
unidentified		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's what I was thinking about.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's like Ghislaine Maxwell.
		Same thing.
		She's got the big heavies.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Is that the way you made it back in the day?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What, having big tits?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's like Hillary got some sweet sweater pups.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Does she?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Have you not seen that?
Shady Deals Gone Wrong 00:09:19
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't even think of her as a woman.
		I mean, I'm sure she is.
		She had a child.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		What is a woman, Joe?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's the question.
		What is a woman, okay?
		That's the crazy thing about this documentary.
		They say it's someone who identifies as a woman.
		And he goes, okay, but what is that?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		If everyone who goes against you gets killed or ruined, is that a woman?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No.
		That might be a woman.
		The fucking Clinton hit list.
unidentified		Is that...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What are you saying?
		I don't know what you're saying.
		I'd like to agree with you.
unidentified		What is happening?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Listen, this is a comedy podcast.
		We're just throwing shit out here.
		Don't trust us.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You hear about the latest guy?
unidentified		Who?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The latest guy who he got Epstein into the White House, I think seven times.
		And he was a part of the whole island thing.
		This guy hung himself with an electrical cord 30 miles from his home at a ranch and shot himself in the chest with a shotgun.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no one does that at a ranch.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like we were talking about earlier, it's too peaceful, it's too serene.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If you're going to shoot yourself, you shoot yourself in the head.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A family of Bill Clinton advisor who admitted Jeffrey Epstein into White House seven times has blocked release of files detailing the death scene after he was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast at a ranch 30 miles from his home.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		See, this is the stuff that we didn't know before the internet.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		This is wild.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, I knew because of a book that I read a long time ago called The Strange Death of Vince Foster.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Vince Foster was a guy who was involved in a real estate adventure.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		In Arkansas, was this?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A corrupt real estate thing that went sideways.
		And they found this guy.
		He had the gun in his hand, which you never do.
		When you shoot yourself, this is what happens.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You don't still hold on to the gun.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's like this bang!
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You don't, like, hold the gun.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's on the ground with the gun pointing at his head.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's like a Perry Mason TV episode.
		You fucking idiots.
		Like, that's not a way to kill somebody.
		Not only that, there was less blood in his body, like, there was less blood at the scene of the crime than was missing from his body.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So they moved him.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So they moved his body 100%, and they put him somewhere.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And they put the gun in his hand, which all those things point to murder rather than suicide.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And it would have incriminated Bill, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This is part of the body count.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Now, does this prove it's worth killing?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, this doesn't prove anything.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He ends up becoming president.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We don't know what else he was involved in.
		Look, it could have been he was banging some guy's wife.
		When someone gets killed, just because that person's corrupt or involved in a corrupt thing doesn't mean they're the people that kill them.
		People that are often corrupt are involved in a lot of shady shit.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They could be banging chicks.
		They could be banging dudes.
		They could be fucking selling drugs.
		Who the fuck knows?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You don't only do one corrupt thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're a shady guy.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of people out there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you're a shady guy.
		When shady people get killed, people that are involved in criminal enterprises get killed.
		Who knows what else they were involved with?
		These people like juice.
		They like the fucking, yeah, I'm doing something bad.
		They like doing bad things.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's their adrenaline rush.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That said, like, who fucking knows?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So the Nancy Pelosi thing, right?
		Like, she's transparent about it.
		She's like, yeah, I think that private citizens should be able to trade.
		My husband's a private citizen.
		She says that flat out, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did you see the most recent denial of whether or not she told her husband?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Was she in a bathing suit?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Because if she wasn't, I didn't see it, you know?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There was a recent, see if you can find the video.
		You got it here, put the headphones back on.
		Well, when he gets it, you gotta see this.
		First of all, there's a lot of bad actresses out there.
		Amber Heard's a bad actress.
		Amber Heard looks like Daniel Day-Lewis compared to her.
unidentified		She's so bad.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		She's so bad.
		It's so fake.
		It's like, oh my god.
		We're seeing this way...
		Look, she's an 80-year-old woman, okay?
		The internet is only like, what, 25 years old?
		Okay, let's listen to this.
		My husband has not bought stock based on any of my information.
		Listen.
unidentified		I think we have to go now.
		One more, he said.
		Yes, sir.
		Over the course of your career, has your husband ever made a stock purchase or sale based on the information you received from you?
		What are you saying?
		No.
		Absolutely not.
		Okay.
		She pushed the mic for that.
		She could just walk away.
		She doesn't have to push the mic now.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Okay, this goes away now.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		Bro.
unidentified		Bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That shit was hilarious.
		That is so bad.
		Absolutely not.
unidentified		Gotta go?
		Gotta go!
		Gotta go!
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Could you imagine if you really were innocent?
		You would go, that is not my character.
		I would never do that.
		I swore an oath to be in this office.
		I'm not about making money.
		I'm about helping people.
		So what if I make 200 grand a year and I'm worth a half a billion dollars?
		That's just luck.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Usual Suspects.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You saw the movie?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Remember the guy that they knew did it?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		The guy that they knew did it was the guy that slept that night.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Right?
		If you were accused of something you didn't do and you could go to jail, you're never gonna sleep in the jail cell.
		You're freaking out.
		Your life is about to be torn away from you.
		You're not comfortable at all.
		The guy who knows he did it...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Sleeps like a baby.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He sleeps like a fucking baby.
		I think I got this right.
		I hope I did.
		But that's a perfect example.
		Like when you know you fucked up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, she's just so used to having that kind of power and also that kind of influence.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Why do we- Absolutely not.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's that.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And nothing will happen to me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Gotta go.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Nothing will happen.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, nothing's gonna happen.
unidentified		Ever.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's what's crazy.
		Until Republicans get in control.
		If the Republicans get in control, they will do something to try to- Weren't they?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Weren't they in control in the beginning of Trump?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Well, they probably prompted too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's the thing.
		Have you ever seen the congressional list of congresspeople who benefited on the stock market?
		Boy.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's why you need a wife.
		Like, that's why you need a husband.
		You need someone connected to you to do the dirty work.
		That's the Hunter Biden shit, right?
		Like, you can't send a friend to the Ukraine.
		You gotta send family.
		This is like old school, if you think about it like a...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's how they used to do it, but the problem is then you're directly connected to it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But isn't it better because those are the only people you can trust?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but he didn't trust his son.
		His son was a classic fuck-up.
		He was smoking crack on the street.
		He was smoking Vietnam street crack.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's daddy issues right there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		100%.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I hate my father.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He probably wanted to get caught.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So that his dad would suffer because he wanted to be liberated.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		His dad probably wasn't around.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dad was probably a shitty dad.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And here's some...
		You want to talk about toxic femininity?
		This is something interesting that we subscribe to.
		Why is it that dad can only fuck up a kid?
		Like, if a dad's not around, the daughter becomes a hooker, a stripper, an OnlyFans, or something like that, right?
		If he's fucked up Hunter in some way, like, there's no way Jill, is it Jill Biden?
		Like, maybe Jill Biden made him a crackhead.
		Like, Joe's busy doing political shit all the time.
		Jill, what are you doing?
		Make sure your son's not a crackhead.
		I'm trying to say, like, I don't understand, like, why it's always on us.
		No matter what happens to the kid, it's our fuck-up.
		Present a mommy issues argument to me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, I think with men in particular, there is a thing that happens when a man grows up without a father figure.
		And then with women, the thing that happens is the woman grows up longing for male attention.
		I think there's a balance in nature that male, and this is not to say that a lesbian couple can't raise a healthy child because they can, or a gay couple can't raise a healthy child because they can, and it's not saying that a single mom can't raise a healthy, because there's a lot of powerful people out there that were raised by single moms.
		But in some situations, there is a longing for that figure in your life.
		And you see it in other people's lives.
		Like, you go to your friend's house, and the dad's cool, and he takes you fishing, and everybody goes, God, I wish I had a dad like that.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That fucks with people.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and when your dad is...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Not just one of the most powerful people in the world, at the time he was the Vice President of the United States of America, but also hooking you up with corrupt business deals.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So you know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Do you know he put his dad in his phone as Pedo Peter?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's wild.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because his dad had an alter ego.
		It was, I think, Peter Hutchinson?
		What was Joe Biden's...
		He had like a deep check in hotels under a fake name, right?
		Because he's Joe Biden.
		He always wanted to go and get phone calls from people.
		Hey, Joe, help me out with this fucking oil deal.
		Come on, I'm busy.
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joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So, he puts his dad in his phone as Pedo Peter.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He hates his dad, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It has to do with Spider-Man?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Peter Parker?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Peter Parker?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But it's not Peter Parker.
unidentified		That's what the internet says.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
		Oh, okay.
		So that's why Joe Biden used the name Peter?
		Okay.
		Well, that doesn't explain the pedo part.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		The pedo is the one we have an issue with, not Peter.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		One of the fucking greatest memes I saw was that Joe's bummed out that he can't sniff kids anymore.
unidentified		That's as soon as he found out that he got COVID. He couldn't sniff kids.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's like, these kids don't smell like anything.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What's going on?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Is it officially over if he survives?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Fuck yeah.
		It was over when Chris Christie survived.
		That's why I lost all my fear.
		How can that fat fuck can make it through COVID? I'm golden.
		When I got COVID, I wasn't even a little nervous.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		When that guy survived, I'm like, oh, let me get what he got and I'll skate through this shit.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's crazy, right?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like, both of my folks who are older have it now.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right now?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		My parents just got over it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Just got over it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So it's like, were you concerned?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, I sent them help.
		You know, look, I have sent nurses to...
		30 people?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You hooked my wife up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You got us the monoclonal.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I've done it to like probably 30 people.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And I'm not kidding.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And I do it because it's the right thing to do.
		I want people to know that there's other ways to get out of this.
		That, you know, you don't have to just sit around and hope that your immune system takes care of it.
		Like there's treatments.
unidentified		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		And it's just crazy that we could be so obsessed with a thing.
		Like, do you ever...
		I don't know, maybe you move on beyond this shit, but, like, the collective wisdom towards COVID now is kind of like what you got in trouble for.
unidentified		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And, like, is there ever a part of you that's like...
		Can I get a little fucking apology?
		Like y'all called me a maniac for years.
		You said I was killing people.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, people were nervous.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		In the beginning, people were scared and they really felt like if you had COVID, you did something wrong if you got COVID because they really thought the vaccine protected you.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And people were dying.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		People were dying.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, 100%.
		Do you know that out of the people that even hospitalization, the vast majority of them were overweight?
		This guy who I like a lot was saying how many cops were dying from COVID. I go, do you know any cops are overweight?
		He was saying, this is a real thing.
		Do you know how many police officers are dying from COVID? More than are getting shot.
		I'm like, do you know how many police officers are fat?
		It's like 80%.
		There's an astonishing number of police officers that are overweight.
		And all my friends in the tactical world, like all my friends that are SEALs and high-level military guys, they think it's disgusting when they see overweight, obese cops.
		Do you know how crazy that is?
		To be a person that might be in a situation where you have to use your body to either protect others or protect yourself, and you have slovenly eaten yourself into a fucking water balloon Of fat and cholesterol.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That is interesting.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And corn syrup, you fucking slob.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Do military folks need to meet physical requirements every year?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Is there like a...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It depends on what branch, what you do.
		Like seals.
		You can't be a fat seal.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I'm just saying, it seems like that's a reasonable thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know, that's David Goggins' thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was always like...
unidentified		A lot of motherfuckers, they think they're savage because they were a savage for six months.
unidentified		He goes, if you're a fucking savage, you're a savage 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Wake me up at 3 o'clock in the morning.
		I'll run 100 miles, motherfucker.
		And he feels like if you're going to be a savage, he's a seal.
		He's like, if you want to be a savage, you're a fucking savage.
		That's who you are.
		That's what you do.
		Stay hard!
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Have you ever seen him take a nap or something like that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm sure he takes naps.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But I don't see it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		We've got to find David.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He sleeps.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He sleeps?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he sleeps when he has to.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Or, like, sneak a cupcake or something like that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, you don't know what an animal that guy is.
		Like, let me tell you something about that guy.
		That guy, not only is his knee...
		His knees are so destroyed that he was running on bone-on-bone cartilage to the point where he had to get...
		Well, the cartilage was gone.
		Bone-on-bone.
		No cartilage, right?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Where he had to get...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		An operation, because it's called, I think it's called Wolf Syndrome, where the bone grows in a deformity.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		My dad has this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		To deal with the fact, but he was, the doctor looked at his knee and he said, I can't even believe you could walk on this, never mind run thousands of miles.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's a fucking animal.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That happened to my pops.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He was running marathons back in the day, and he had a bunch of issues, but he was running them in army boots.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Jesus.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Remember boxers back in the day.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Hagler.
unidentified		Hagler.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's what Hagler would do.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think Ali, too.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And this was like the conventionalism.
unidentified		Combat boots.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You run in a combat boot.
		Now, combat boots are zero art support, completely flat.
		It's a reason why I think flat-footed people don't have to go to the army or didn't have to go to the army.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They couldn't go to the army.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they wouldn't take you, right?
		And so his feet got all fucked up.
		His knees were all fucked up.
		No cartilage either of his knees.
		And then, yeah, he started to have like one of his knees has started to like warp.
		You met my pops at the wedding.
		And then one of his knees started to warp a little bit and his right knee is kind of like almost like bent out.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's a gnarly thing that starts to happen.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Did he get it fixed?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		No, because he's losing his memory.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Most of the time people have to get knee replacements when that happens.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but it's tough when like, even like getting his teeth fixed and that kind of stuff, it's a harder process when they are forgetting.
		Like my dad, you know, his short-term memory is pretty much gone.
		So long-term memory is still intact, but short-term is still there.
		Like, memories divide into two different, I guess, segments or whatever.
		So, like, the things from your past you kind of remember, but the things that are happening recently you don't attach yourself to as much.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So he forgets to do shit.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah, he forgets the things that he says to you and that kind of stuff.
		Now, weirdly, he's, like, the happiest he's ever been.
		And I wonder if this is, like...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Don't remember things, you'd be happy.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, like, the stress.
		Or, like, he was, you know, he'd suffer from depression and that kind of stuff.
		And, like, I wonder if, in a weird way...
		And this is, like, some Duval-level shit where, like...
		You know, what is your perception on this?
		It's very easy for me to be selfishly going, my dad doesn't remember a combo I had.
		But, like, the altruistic way of going is, like, what if he's dealing with less stress and he's enjoying his day and he's reading his books and he's like...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, that's probably the way to look at it because...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You can't change it, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You can't change it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		This is what it is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And, like, if he's seemingly doing the best that he can for this situation, I mean, it's stressful for my mom, but, like, if he's doing the best that he can in this situation, like...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It doesn't help him at all for me to be lamenting what he's going through.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It depends about the economic situation, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like if your dad's well off enough so that he can get care and get people to take care of him and you just sort of ride off into the sunset, that is what it is, you know?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But yeah, man, it's an interesting...
		It was really cool.
		My mom threw him an 80th birthday.
		My dad's like my fucking hero.
		I mean, like, you know, you were at the wedding.
		And like...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Your dad had you when he was fairly old.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		40. My brother at 45. Old cum, Joe.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It does the trick.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Old nut.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Old nut.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What about Elon's dad?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's 75 and he just shot a live one in there.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's gonna be a great kid.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Bang!
unidentified		Bang!
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Maybe he's doing it on purpose.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Maybe he's trying to get kids on the spectrum.
unidentified		It worked with Elon.
		He's like, I need as many Asperger's kids as possible.
		This is how we're going to change the world.
		Dude, that could be it.
		I wonder.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I wonder.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I wonder what that is.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		My mom threw him his birthday party.
		80th birthday.
		And this was the coolest thing.
		So all of his friends from throughout life came.
		There's like 50 people.
		And to still have 50 people who were affected by you at that age?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's amazing.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That was fucking touching, man.
		I'm 38 and I'm already shedding friends.
		So all these people here and they're dancing.
		And it was the most beautiful thing because all these friends are friends from decades ago.
		So it was like for a night, he had his memory back.
		Because all the stories that he talked about with these people...
		He remembered.
		They're baked into his long-term memory.
		And I don't know if he realized it, but for a night, he's normal.
		For a night, he's talking about history and about things that happened.
		And yet he's saying some things and repeating a couple things, but they're also dancing.
		So it's like momentary interactions and a lot is like move.
		My parents had a dance studio growing up, so it was a big part of what they did.
		And like, it was this beautiful thing that my mom gave him.
		I don't even know if she realized, like, what a gift that is.
unidentified		Like, to give...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Give your husband, like, normalcy?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I just thought it was the coolest thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's one of the things they think happens to people, and one of the ways to avoid some of the cognitive decline is to do a bunch of different things, like drive different ways to work, don't do the same pattern every day.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And one of the things that kills people is, like, the day-in, day-out grind of the same job, the same stuff, with the same people, a lack of novelty.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		What is it?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It builds elasticity in the brain tissue or something like that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you should always try to do new things, try to learn new languages.
		Like Bertrand Russell, who was this incredible, fascinating intellectual, was sharp as a fucking tack, like deep, deep, deep into his old age.
		There's some great YouTube videos of him talking about stuff, like deep into his old age.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And he was just constantly learning.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was constantly doing stuff, just stimulating his mind, like forcing his mind to learn and study and consider things.
		I think it's probably like everything else.
		It's like a muscle, right?
		Like if you don't use that muscle, it atrophies.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And I think the mind is very similar to that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's not the same in like you don't see the physical growth of it, but it's like it's making connections, it's doing stuff that force it into that place where it has to be considering things and learning and growing.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Working.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Constantly.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's one of the reasons why I like so many different things.
		I like to do a bunch of different things.
		I think it's good for the mind.
		I really do.
		I'm saying that because that's like the positive effects of it, but I'm just...
		Drawn to doing stuff.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		To doing those things.
unidentified		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And then, yeah, that's a nice benefit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a nice benefit.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		To doing all these things.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But it's not like I've thought it out.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But that's the tricky thing also is like, as you get more successful and more wealthy, you can remove inconveniences from your life.
		And sometimes people find it inconvenient to learn a new thing.
		Like to just pick up a new sport or a new hobby because they're going to deal with like the humiliating part of sucking at something.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you get soft.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You get soft.
		And you're like, I'm just gonna do the things that I'm good at, and then that's it.
		I'm not gonna try something different.
		I'm not gonna change.
		So, like, low-key, this is why fucking Larry David, I think, is the GOAT. Because, like, as a comedian, like, it's very easy, like, when you get successful.
Jay and Capri's Artistry 00:15:17
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think sometimes people get less funny when they're less successful because you remove the inconveniences in your life that push you to write the bit.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like, I moved back to New York because I couldn't write jokes in Miami because life was too wonderful.
unidentified		Really?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Dude, it was like people there, they want to hang out with their family, they want to party, they want to listen to music loud, they want to dance, they want to eat food.
		That is not anything for me to push back against.
		I need you raged about something, and then I want to take away your rage.
		The more outraged you are, the more I want to take away.
		You hate Trump?
		I'm going to defend him.
		You hate Clinton?
		I'm going to defend him.
		Whoever you are really pissed off about, I'm going to find a joke.
		That's the fun for me, right?
		So it's like...
		I had to go back to New York.
		I had to be in a place where there are gonna be people like rubbing against me.
		You know what I'm saying?
		And like what I admire about fucking Larry David is that like the guy has more money than God.
		He could remove himself from every bit of inconvenience in his life.
		Right?
		He could if he wanted to.
		But he's so pure.
		That even if he tried, it wouldn't work.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, what does he do?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Bro, do you have the video of him introducing Ariana Grande on SNL? This is...
		Just watch this video.
		It's just...
		He can't not be himself.
unidentified		Do you know what I'm saying?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		All he has to do is introduce Ariana Grande.
unidentified		That's it.
		Just leaves.
		Just leaves, okay?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He just...
unidentified		He fucks up the name, but it's not like you threw out a first pitch.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Let me see this again.
unidentified		Ladies and gentlemen, Ariara...
		Joe, you could practice the name.
		You could just say it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You've been to Starbucks.
unidentified		Grande's not the hardest fucking thing to say, right?
		And he knows he messed it up, and he doesn't even try to fix it.
		He goes, why?
		Fuck it.
		My job's done.
		Moves on.
		It's like, why does ice need to be a circle?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		What's wrong?
unidentified		The world is constantly rubbing against him.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I thought initially that he did Curb, and I was like, oh, is he just trying to tell people that he was the talented one, not Jerry, and Jerry's getting all the fucking credit, right?
		And he's like, let me show these motherfuckers.
		This guy makes the B movie.
		I'm going to make fucking Curb.
		I'll show you the difference in who's a comedian here.
		And then now I really think it's just there are things that bother me, and I don't do stand-up.
		I do this, and I just need to get this out in the world.
		It's not money.
		The guy's got money.
		Attention, maybe.
unidentified		But I think there's a fucking purity to him.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, there must be, right?
		Because he's not balling out of control with all that money.
		He was driving a Prius for the longest time, and now he drives one of them little electric BMWs.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Wait a minute, with like the half-door thing?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Half-door thing?
		Oh, no, no, no.
		Not that one.
		The nerdy one.
		The shitty one.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They're all nerdy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's like the I something or another.
		Not the cool one that looks like a sports star.
		Yeah, look at that thing.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, look at the back door.
		It's like weird.
		Oh yeah, it opens like suicide.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it does?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it opens like a Rolls.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		But yeah, the guy is...
		He's pure, man.
		As far as comedy goes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The BMW i3, that's what it is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A cute little car.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A little electric car.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		We were talking about this before, about like...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like people's relationship with wealth.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And how, you know, you said something to me that like people will resent wealth if you showcase it and you brag about it.
		And it's like, and it is true.
		And I think you see this with like the Kardashians a lot where it's like people can't stop looking at them, but they also can't wait to shit on them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And they hope they fall apart.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They fucking hope, but they can't stop looking.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So it's like, they're flaunting what they got, but every second they do something wrong, Kylie takes a jet from here to here, how dare you, you're a climate killer!
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I was reading an article about all the celebrities that are eco-conscious, that are all flying private jets, but they were detailing the short jets, the short Three minutes!
		But here's my favorite one.
		They were talking about Mark Wahlberg, that Mark Wahlberg flew his private jet from LA to Van Nuys, and he could have taken a bus.
		That's what they said.
		Oh, like, yeah, let me get Mark Wahlberg on a bus.
		Shut the fuck up.
		You just show.
		He could just be on a bus and he could just wear sandals and he could just give all his money to Africa.
		Shut the fuck up.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And I think it's to your point.
		There's a fucking resentment of it, but you're so drawn to it.
		There's an attention thing.
		You can't look away from it.
		And then I thought of Jay Leno.
		And that's what I was telling you earlier.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we were talking about this earlier.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And I think something happens where, like, Jay loves cars.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He has his fucking garage full of cars.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, no, he's got 11 garages full of cars.
unidentified		11?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		11 warehouses.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I went to it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Wait, did you do the show?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I was on the show.
		Yeah, I was on the show, my 65 Corvette.
		Yeah, see if you can find the video.
		Yeah, I have a 65 Corvette that's a Restomod.
		It's a fucking beautiful car.
		Have you ever seen it?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
unidentified		Have you seen that one?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Wait a minute.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Was it in the studio in LA? Maybe.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's my car.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at that fucking thing.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's insane.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Come on, son.
		And Jay Leno's the only person besides me that's ever driven that thing.
		I mean, since I bought it, rather.
		I've had it for like five or six years, I think.
		Probably a little more than that now.
		I've been out here for two.
		So me and Jay were hanging out in this in this video here.
		We're hanging out in one of his garages.
		One of his warehouses.
		He had 11 look how I dress a fucking slob I am.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's wearing jeans.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah me too.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But on top too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's right.
		He's wearing a jean shirt.
		That's what they call Canadian tuxedo.
		But his passion for cars is 100% organic.
		Look at that fucking car.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's beautiful.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's America right there.
unidentified		Yeah, it's beautiful.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at that fucking thing!
unidentified		God!
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I was looking at that today in the garage.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I just walked around my garage and stared at it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's beautiful.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
		It's America.
		1965, son.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Here's what it is.
		You care about it.
		He fucking, he cares about the car.
		Like he knows the things about the car.
		And when there's passion attached to something, I think that you stop judgment because he's not doing it so that other people look at it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's doing it because he loves the fucking car.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, he is fascinated by automobiles and he loves them so much that it comes through.
		And one of the things that I said to him, I said, you are so good at hosting this show.
		I go, this is like, you feel so much more natural than when you were doing Tonight Show.
		And he was like, oh, yeah.
		He goes, this is the real me.
		It's like, The Tonight Show is like, I'm talking to people sometimes.
		I don't care about their fucking show.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You don't care about Keira Knightley's movie.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't care about this movie.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And not only that, he didn't get to pick.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Who was on?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		That's the thing between podcasts and late night.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Late night, they bring you.
		Oh, you're going to have this person and that person and then there's this band.
		You've got to do your best talking to these people.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		To be interested in a boring actress or actor.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I was looking at Nikki Glaser's Instagram when she was talking about sitting down with Seth Meyers.
		She was like, I had a great fun time for seven minutes with Seth Meyers.
		I was like, Seven minutes.
		So you flew to fucking New York.
		For seven minutes.
		On this stupid thing that...
		It's like...
		Not that it's a stupid thing, but it's like...
		It's not as good.
		It's not as good.
		It's like no one's going to get to know you in seven minutes.
		You'll have a fun story and people go, Oh, I like her.
		And maybe a few more people will go see you at a comedy club.
		Maybe.
		But the reality is, it's like a shit way to...
		To have a conversation.
		And that's what Jay was doing for the longest time.
		And now what Jay's doing is he has people on and he hangs out with them all day.
		Me and him were together for hours.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So even after you're filming, are you still looking at the cars?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh yeah!
		He took me on a tour.
		It's 100% real.
		When there was no one around, he's showing me this fucking jet engine Oh, the Rolls Royce that has the jet engine, and he's got one that has a steam engine, and he has one that's like a tractor, but it had metal wheels that it rolls around on metal wheels, and he actually had to put rubber over the metal so he could take it on the street, because he drives all of them on the street.
		He's got these cars that are worth a million dollars, and he just drives them around, waving to people and shit.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's real.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And when you watch it, that translates.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
andy stumpf ▲ ● ▼		That's what translates.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Authenticity.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And that's for the first time in his career, Jay Leno exudes authenticity.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You're like, oh, you're a star.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, the people didn't like him before because he didn't seem authentic.
		Because he wasn't being authentic.
		And now they love him.
		That show gets no criticism.
		Jay Leno's Garage is a fucking excellent show.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		No one has ever said, this is too much.
unidentified		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		No one has ever said, oh, you could be donating this money somewhere else.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Because it's like, you're taking away the thing he loves the most.
unidentified		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You don't want to take love away from...
		It doesn't hurt anybody that has these fucking cars.
		And clearly, he's not wasting the money on clothes or something stupid.
unidentified		Right, exactly.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He fucking wears the same thing every episode!
unidentified		It looks ridiculous!
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I know, but that's how he dresses.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't give a fuck about what he looks like.
unidentified		He doesn't give a fuck.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He cares about what those cars look like.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He loves those cars.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He cares about their clean.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think he even has, isn't there a way to run them?
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Because some of these are so old, you have to run them frequently, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no, he has a full staff that takes care of them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A full staff of mechanics.
unidentified		I know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's a bunch of people.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's got fabricators.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know what that means?
		People that make fenders and shit.
		He's got big sheet metal machines.
		Oh, they're replacing Yeah, they can make stuff because a lot of these things are so old.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They don't even have the parts for them anymore.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So he has fabricators that'll make him new fenders.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So isn't that cool?
		Like you see somebody who Okay.
		I'll bring this to Italy a little bit.
		When I was in Italy on my honeymoon, I went to Amalfi, and it was amazing.
		And then I went to the Isle of Capri, right?
		Which was naturally beautiful.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's called Capri.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Capri, sorry.
		Jesus Christ.
		Capri's a son.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Capri's a son.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's like a drink.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		The best drink.
		So we're on this island, and it's like, I'm there, and I realize...
		It feels like everyone there wants people to know they're there and wants people to look at them and look how big my yacht is and look I'm gonna buy this thing from this store I'm gonna buy that and when I was on Amalfi it felt like people were there to enjoy the most beautiful coastline That could exist.
		And there was this immediate, I don't know, it's stupid to call it disgust, but there was immediate change in energy when we went for this other place.
		And there was probably equally wealthy people staying at this other place.
		But they were the type of people who aren't like, hey, look how wealthy I am.
		They were the type of people like, Oh, this is beautiful.
		Oh, this restaurant over here is absolutely gorgeous, and I think you really like this experience.
		And there was something fucking gross about seeing stupid Tommy Hilfiger's yacht with the big fucking flag.
		You need them to know it's your yacht.
		It can't just be a yacht, Tommy.
		You need them to know that it's the Hilfiger yacht.
		It's just like, I don't know, for that right there...
		It's a guy who loves a thing that he's doing.
		And there are people who probably collect toys that love what they're fucking doing.
		And I like seeing it.
		And it makes me fucking happy when I see it.
		And I don't care how much money you spend on it.
		And I'm not even going to call it waste because it's giving you fucking joy.
		When I see the fucking Saudis ship all their cars to drive them around in London and it's a fucking orange Lamborghini.
		If my daughter fucks a guy who drives an orange car, I'll fucking kill myself.
unidentified		Ah!
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I literally mean that.
		Like, what is the point of it?
		Right?
		It's all just, hey, look at all...
		And we have a little bit of that in us, don't get me wrong.
		I like attention.
		I do stand-up comedy.
		But when you see something that a guy's obsessed with...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but you like attention for your work.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a different thing.
		You like attention for the things that you create.
		The dance that you do on stage.
		The art that you create, the comedy, the way it gets into people's minds and enhances their experience and enhances their day, and they leave talking about that joke or this joke.
		Remember when that happened and the Pakistani guy?
		It's like you make people feel good.
		It makes people feel better.
		That's a different thing than like, look at what a baller I am.
		That's like the lowest rung of wanting attention.
		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's like you're associating yourself with something that has this value.
		And I'm fucking guilty of it, for sure.
		But, like, the real things that I admire and the people that I admire are doing the thing that they fucking love to do.
		There's, like, an artsiness in it.
		And I love it, dude.
		And, like, I don't know.
		And we were thinking about this, like, and I wonder if it's something, like, coming up in New York.
		I didn't even realize this, but, like...
		New York is a finance city.
		We know it's finance and there's a lot of...
		But there's something artsy about it.
		Like, even in elementary school, they're taking us to these fucking museums.
		And we're walking around like, the fuck is all this dumb shit?
		But, like, they're indoctrinating us at a young age.
		Like, hey, art is cool.
		There's different types of art.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And you should enjoy this.
unidentified		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And there's something about, like, the people that get popular in New York.
		Even women in New York think, like, finance bros are douchey.
		Now, they're still going to marry him.
		But there's a moment where they're like, oh, he's a finance bro.
		There's a coolness factor.
		If you're good at your art, it could be painting, it could be whatever the breakdancing, it could be whatever it is.
		You're elevated.
		And I think growing up with that, seeing people who are great at what they did.
		My favorite comedian growing up wasn't the most famous.
		Patrice wasn't the most famous, but he was the best.
		And I fucking admired it.
		And I was like, that's the best.
		That's the best I've ever seen.
		And yeah, that is what I'm always kind of inspired to do and create.
		And I still want to provide for my family, but like, if it's not...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You want to do great art.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's it, man.
		And it sounds weird, like, Columbia's art.
		But it is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a thing you create.
		Yeah, I'm not afraid of that word, art.
		It's like I'm not afraid of the word love.
		You know, there's a lot of people who are afraid of certain words because they can have a douchey connotation to them.
		But I think art is, it could be painting, it could be like, I love art, obviously.
		If you go around my studio, it's filled with art.
		There's this artwork everywhere, all over this place.
		It's artwork.
		I'm fascinated by people's artwork.
		I love it.
		I love it.
		I think it's like the greatest thing that humans create, other than other humans, is these things where they express themselves through their work, whether it's a book or a song or furniture.
		You make stuff.
		I love engineering.
		That's what I love about cars.
		I love the way they look.
		But I love that someone created it.
		It's a thing made from a person's mind.
Custom Metal Artifacts 00:03:09
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We were talking about custom cars, why I love cars like that, Corvette.
		I love that someone made that.
		I love this fucking clock.
		This clock, someone made this.
		I love this chimpanzee skull that's made out of symbols.
		Brass, like, Zildjian symbols.
		It's got, like, the logo on the back.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Oh, like, drum symbols?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, look right there.
unidentified		Oh, wow.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		See, it says Zildjian?
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this dude cut this up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Shane Against the Machine.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		On Instagram, he's the fucking shit.
		I've got a few pieces of his.
		I have, um...
		Where's our army helmet?
		Is that in storage?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
		We brought it back from LA. But on the other old desk, we had a World War II army helmet with a bayonet that he turned into a lamp.
		That's not mine exactly, but it's pretty similar.
		But those are real helmets that they found in France in a battlefield.
		Apparently there's an area in France where you could find these things.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They're all over the place.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They're just still there.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, because these people just died and they left them there.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So many fucking people died during World War II. No one cleans up after war.
unidentified		Uh-uh.
unidentified		Not in those spots.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		There's a place in France that's as big as Paris that you can't go to because it's so toxic from all the bombs and the spent munitions.
		What is that?
		Find that spot.
		There's an area that is the size of Paris in France.
		It's uninhabitable just because of the war.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		World War I or II? World War II. Okay.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Pretty shorts, too.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Either way.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But still, yeah, I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's an enormous chunk of land.
		Look at this.
		The red zone.
unidentified		Zone rouge.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Zone rouge.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's a non-contagious area, non-contiguous area throughout northeastern France.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The French government isolated after World War I. First World War.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's the trench, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		square kilometers was deemed too physically and environmentally damaged by conflict for human habitation.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Rather than attempt to immediately clean up this former battlefield, the land was allowed to return to nature.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Restrictions within the zone rouge still exist today, although the control areas have been greatly reduced.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, just fucking devastated by bombs and shit.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And so this dude, Shane Against the Machine, go to his Instagram page so you can see some of his work.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He went there to get...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He does a lot of dope shit with metal.
		He's an artist.
		I have this really cool skull at home.
		Look at this cool hummingbird he made.
		Look how badass that is.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, his work is fucking incredible.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just really dope shit that this guy does.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So I think that we have like a natural attraction to purity in art.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, to things people create, man.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and I think that you can tell the difference.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like, I think...
Walking By Thousand-Year-Old Whales 00:05:19
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		For example, McDonald's is an amazing business, and they've made this incredible workflow and completely top-down integration.
		It's basically a land-owning company.
		To make this business was unbelievable.
		That being said, the quality of the food, which is consistent, which is important, is great, but you're not going, wow, man, that was the best meal I've ever had.
		But then sometimes you have meals, and you're like...
		You fucking love this so much.
		Like, I think partially that's why we're drawn to sushi, is you see how delicate they're putting together these, like a piece of nigiri, right?
		And there's like a single flake of a thing.
		And you're like, I think a little part of me is just going...
		You love this, bro.
		You fucking love this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you're shaving truffles onto that thing and adding caviar to the top and salmon roe.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's nice to see somebody passionate about it.
		And that's the Italian thing also.
		I think it's like...
		I don't know, just culturally, and I wonder if we get there too, but like, this culture has existed for, Italy's young, right?
		Italy's, what, 1947 is when we get Italy?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Italy, the country, is post-World War II, right?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's this Italian Republic or whatever it is?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What was it before then?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		1847, it was a monarchy, I think, and then before 1847- Oh, so as a government, but when was it named Italy?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You can look that up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I feel it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think 1847, it was like the papal estates or something like that.
		And I think for like a thousand years, it existed under that jurisdiction.
		And then 1947, I think we have modern, right?
		So Italy, as we know, it is younger than America.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But culturally, they're thousands of years old.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		The food, the interaction, just the way of life.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We stayed in Rovello.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Ravello's fucking amazing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm a big fan of Gore Vidal, and Gore Vidal used to live in Ravello.
		That's where he did a lot of his writing.
		He lived in Ravello, had this house just overlooked off a cliff, overlooked the bay, and did some of his great writing there.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Did you read Gore Vidal's thing on Venice?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He wrote a book about Venice?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, I didn't.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's interesting.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's good.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he was amazing.
		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		Anyway, this church across from where we're staying is over a thousand years old.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's the one in Ravella or the one in Amalfi?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The one in Ravella.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And then underneath the church is a church so old, they don't even know who made it.
		They don't know how old it is.
		And there's a glass floor, and you could look down into this older church.
		So they built this new church that's a fucking thousand years old on top of an old church.
		So that's from my Instagram page.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Oh, wow.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at that.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The church in Rovell is a thousand years old and sits on top of the ruins of a far older church.
		It's a glass floor.
		You could look down at the old one.
		The people that work there say they have no idea how old the original ruins are.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was dope as fuck, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But you could just walk around and look down.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And see thousands of years of human history.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This is like, how many fucking generations of humans?
		And there's these paintings on the wall.
		And one of them was a painting of what they thought was a whale.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But they didn't know what a whale looked like.
		So they had this image of a whale.
		It's in that group of photos, I think.
		Around the same time, Jamie, I took a...
		It's like in that same time.
		I found it off Google.
		So this is 204 weeks ago.
unidentified		Yeah, I found it off Google.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I couldn't get back to it that way.
		But there was a photo of a fucking whale.
		And it's the weirdest looking thing.
		It looks like a fish with a human face.
		It's so strange looking.
		But it's like these people had this...
		Version of the world.
		There it is.
		That was, look at that.
		I mean, what the fuck is that?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's got feet.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Wild, right?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Swallowing a human.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I'm just hanging out here and the fucking whale's eating me.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's like Ari Shafir.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It looks like Ari.
		It does look like Ari!
		Ari getting eaten by a whale.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But yeah, I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You can just walk by something that's a thousand years old there, and it's just out in the open.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so why is that so compelling?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, because it's history.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's also, it's a window into the...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Humanity, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, what happens to humanity over time.
		Like, one of my favorite things was the Coliseum.
		Because you walk around there and you're like, how fucking wild were these people?
		They used to fill that place up with water and have boat fights.
		They would stab each other from boats and everybody would go, ho ho ho, more wine, let me fuck kids.
		And they were?
		They were fucking kids, yeah.
		They were fucking everybody back then.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Everybody, like there's that brothel in Pompeii.
		It's like preserved.
		Have you seen this?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I went to Pompeii.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't remember the brothel, though.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So they, you know, all the things that everyday life are preserved.
		And I think Pompeii was kind of like, I think, what do you say?
		I think Giannis said it was like the Hamptons for people in Rome.
Sex Acts and Cyborgs 00:07:36
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, really?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So it was like their getaway.
		Wow.
		And they have pictures on the wall of the brothel.
		You can probably get it up.
		Of the sex acts that you can do.
		Oh, really?
		And it was gnarly shit, bro.
		Like, fucked up shit, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Let me see some pictures here.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Also, big pasty broads.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What do you got there, Jamie?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, look at that.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		What is that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's a girl with a strap on banging a dude in the ass.
		What is that?
		She's got a tail or something.
		What is it in her hand?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		A whip.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Is that a whip?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I have no clue what's going on.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A mustache?
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What is that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's people banging people.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Is that two dudes?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like, what's going on?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think that's a girl on top.
		She's just thick.
		Yeah, look, he's got his cock out.
		She's about to get on board.
unidentified		Wild.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's eating box, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he is.
		That's, wow.
		I wonder when they first ate pussy.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I mean, look at that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A dude's banging a dude who's banging a girl.
unidentified		Interesting.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They get wild back then.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Dude's banged, and that's something you could order.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Some people say these were the menus, because not everybody could read.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, the menu.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So you put the picture up, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, give me that.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I would like a double-double.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, give me one on the butt and two on the top and suck my cock.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so here's...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So what if...
unidentified		Okay.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Crazy.
		Is this the example of...
		And I don't want this to get too weird, but like...
		Technology has increased over time, obviously.
		Now we have phones and that kind of stuff.
		But like, what we indulge in, in our acceptance, we might get to the end of it, and then we restart.
		So we don't have cell phones yet, but they might have got to the point where it's like, yo, dude, fuck another dude, that girl's eating a goat's pussy, and then whatever it is, and that's just on the menu.
		And then eventually, I think humans go, Alright, buddy.
		This is getting too far.
		Right?
		And I wonder if that was, like, Catholicism coming in.
		I wonder if the Catholicism was just like, alright, it's enough.
		You're fucking animals.
		Everybody's fucking a little kid.
		Like, we need some sort of sweeping control and some rules...
		Now here's where it gets fucked up.
		Stop the boy fucking.
		You're fucking too many kids.
		Everybody's fucking kids.
		Like every painter has a little kid that they're fucking.
		Michael Stavros had a funny joke that Stavros Hulk is.
		It's really funny.
		He goes, they always talk about canceling R. Kelly.
		Like, we haven't canceled Pythagoras.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		We could separate the art from the artist there, you know, and they were all fucking little kids.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Or Socrates.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Socrates.
		All of them.
		Fucking little kids, right?
		So what if Catholicism comes in and actually regulates and is the stop fucking kids religion and then fast forward 2,000 years...
unidentified		And they're just known for fucking the kids.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But the way they fuck the kids is a little bit more...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We fuck them, but it's old school.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		We don't talk about it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's not on the menu.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We occasionally fuck kids.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We just don't do it all day long like everybody else, you fucking animals.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And if we find out someone's fucking kids, we'll move them somewhere else.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we'll take them to some place where...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Keep letting them fuck kids.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But what if that's what happens?
		What if no matter how progressive you are, eventually over time you become the bigot, Because that's just how society works.
		Like, the hippies of the 60s probably right now are going, what do you mean people are chopping off their dicks?
		You know what I'm saying?
unidentified		But they were the hippies!
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And I wonder if, like, that is...
		That's what I really get excited by when I'm in, like, Rome and I'm seeing...
		You get to see, like, history in front of you.
		You're having dinner in front of the fucking pantheon.
		You know?
		Like, and it's just...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, I think people are always looking for...
		to resolve conflicts.
		And they're looking to improve their life.
		And they're looking to improve society.
		And when you do that over the course of time, and then you take into account, like, surplus and luxury and, you know, time, and you don't have to worry about being eaten by wolves, and you have a lot more money than other people because you live in this castle, and you're a king, and you want everybody to eat your shit in front of you.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Nobody's telling you what to do.
		You start to indulge in whatever you want, and if nobody can check that indulgence, it starts to get weird.
		Like, I'm not one of these, like, we gotta get rid of porn.
		Like, fucking porn's great.
		Do whatever you want.
		But, like, how close are we to just dad fucks a daughter?
		And is that too much?
		When does it become too much?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I've seen porn where a mother and her daughter do porn together with a guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That is just sad.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's sad, but it's also like this is what we do as humans.
		We indulge.
		We want the dopamine hit.
		We go further.
		And then I think eventually, societally, there's this sweeping correction.
		I imagine maybe it happened in Egypt.
		I imagine it probably happened in Italy.
		I think these things end up happening.
		And I just wonder how far you go.
		How long that takes before that, you know, before that club comes down.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		One of the things that happens is you get to a point where, and I think this is where society is headed, we get to a point where we recognize that our animal instincts, our human reward systems, our need for ego, our need for control, our need for lust and revenge and all those things, they get in the way of ultimate progress.
		Our ultimate progress is achieving enlightenment.
		Right?
		Evolving and transcending this physical monkey body and becoming a part of like this cosmic awareness.
		So how do we do that?
		Well, we do that by abandoning our genitals.
		We're gonna have to get past our desire to breed using sexual intercourse and people will eventually breed just by some sort of genetic manipulation.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you think we'll stop fucking?
unidentified		Yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I think that's what the aliens are.
		When you see aliens, they're almost there.
		You never see an alien with a giant dick like, what's up?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I've never seen an alien.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Come down here to fuck everybody.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But aliens, like the archetypal alien that you see.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		What if Lazar said that?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They all have giant hogs.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		There's an extra piece in the spaceship.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's crazy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They have three hogs.
		They all have three hogs.
		They fuck three different people at once.
		I think that's when you see the aliens, they have no muscles.
		They have no genitals.
		They have these spindly arms and these giant heads.
		I think that's where we're going.
		Even if aliens aren't real, I think what it represents to us is if you take where we are now and you extrapolate, you go further into the future, You say, well, where is this going to go?
		Well, that's where it's going to go.
		If you go back to like Neanderthal, right?
		They were this hulkish, covered in hair, super muscular, dense, thick bones.
		And then you go to the modern man.
		Modern man, like the average person that works in an office.
		They're fucking, you know, a little potbelly, little tiny arms.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Michael Cera.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Yeah.
		Back hurts all the time.
		This is like where the human body is going, and then it eventually will transcend that to become some sort of hybrid of machine and biology.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So you subscribe to we're going to be like transhumanoid, I think is the term.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes, transhumanists.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And some people say we already are with our phone.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we already are.
		We're already some sort of a cyborg.
		We definitely are.
		And this becoming attached to carrying a device around will open the door to it becoming a part of your body.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		What is the argument against that?
		What do people say that push back against that?
		Outside of the religious argument.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I think the fucking...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If you go back in time to ancient man, they would say, I prefer to hang out in trees and throw shit at each other.
Downtown LA's Phone Art 00:03:51
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't want a car.
		What are you, an asshole?
		You could die in a car accident.
unidentified		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, I mean, it's like change is inevitable and progress is inevitable and innovation seems to be an inherent part of what it means to be a human being.
		It's like how you and I are interested in art.
		Well, art is creation.
		Innovation is also creation.
		Innovation is art.
		Like, this phone is art.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, 100%.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it might have been made by slaves, and it was for sure.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		If it's good.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But this thing is the designers.
		It's horrible, like, who had to put it together in a fucking awful factory in China.
		But the design of this is so pleasing to the eyes.
		It's gorgeous.
		So it's a piece of art.
		I mean, it's mass-produced and everything, and it's just...
		But this is a piece of art.
		This iPhone is a piece of fucking art.
		It's gorgeous.
		If you saw this 20 years ago, you'd be like, what the fuck is that?
		And if you could watch videos on it, you'd be like...
		If you just saw, I mean, we don't think of ourselves as being much different than people who, like, you know, today it's 2022. If you could go back to just 2002, there was nothing like that.
		I had a phone in 2002. 2002 was when Fear Factor was around.
		I had a little tiny flip phone.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the Razor.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I had one of those.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know that photo that I have of that prostitute that has her tit out?
unidentified		No.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know that photo that was in the bathroom of the old studio?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		No, bring that up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I was at Fear Factor.
		It was downtown LA. And I was in downtown LA, and we were filming, and this lady walks by, and I'm standing out there with my phone.
		I don't know if I was making a phone call or what, but she had a meatball sandwich in her hand.
		And she pulls out her tit.
		She goes, you want some of this?
		Like this.
		And I just hold my camera up, and I took a photo.
		And it's such a perfect photo.
		That's the photo.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Dude, that looks like we posed.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But it looks like we worked this out, right?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
		That lady just walked by.
		Look, that's a production truck behind her, a tractor trailer.
unidentified		Oh, wow.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And I just took a photo of her with a flip phone.
		I mean, this had to be 2003 or something like that.
		Fire.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Fire.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And I've had that photo forever, and then we got it blown up, and now it's on the wall.
		But that was like a phone from 2003. That was as good as it could get, and I was blown away.
		Look at this.
		That was like a one megapixel camera.
		Look at this.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Are we living...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		In the greatest transformation in history?
unidentified		Ever.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		More so than printing press?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		More so than telephone?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		By far.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		More so than anything.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		More so than flight?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		More so than anything.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And the people that lived before printing press and then during?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like, I even think that kids right now who are like 19 don't understand what we've experienced.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because we grew up without the internet.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		No internet.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Saw internet transform.
unidentified		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Just telephone at home.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like, if you didn't have call waiting, it's just a busy...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like, kids don't even know what a busy signal is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Isn't that interesting?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That is wild.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like, you sent me to voicemail.
		Fuck.
		You're lucky.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		What do you mean?
		What a joy.
		You can tell me what you wanted.
		Yeah.
		Like...
		You know how, like, when you hear about this throughout history, like, the big changes happen, there's, like, great rejection of these changes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think we've handled it pretty fucking well.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like, we've embraced this change.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, because these changes provide you so much excitement and so much of a dopamine rush.
Let Them Eat Cake 00:08:03
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, it's easy because you're addicted.
unidentified		Mm.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And it's like, oh, you know, these changes, like we've embraced Adderall.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's because we're addicted to it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So maybe that's how you get, if that's how you make change, you make sure it benefits the people.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Like Amazon has changed the way that we consume goods.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And it might be killing the mom and pop shop, but it benefits us so much.
		We're like, I'm not going to complain.
		Is it a union?
		Okay, but no, not a union.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Is it a, what is it?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Monopoly.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Monopoly, but it doesn't matter to me because I get things so conveniently and so cheaply.
		So it's like, if you want to move us in whatever direction, make sure you nurture us.
		Whereas before, during monarchies, it was like, it's going to be this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And you've got to fucking deal with it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Let them eat cake.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Let them eat motherfucking cake.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Do you know what cake was, by the way?
		It wasn't cake.
		No, it wasn't cake.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You're talking about the Marie Antoinette quote, right?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It was like what's left over from making bread, like the little crusts and stuff.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Oh, so that quote is completely taken out of context.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's not cake.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Because the quote was, give them bread.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Make sure that's true.
		Make sure that's true.
		But I'm pretty sure that's what that was.
		I'm pretty sure let them eat cake meant the leftover scraps of bread that were left over when you put the batter into the cake tray, the bread tray, and it spilled over into the oven.
		I think that was the cake.
		The remnants of the bread that you could scrape out of the bottom of the pan, that was cake.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so it was the scraps.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Because the way the story's told is like they're like Marie Antoinette is like well if they're starving give them give them bread and then they're like there's no more bread well then give them cake like she was so right she was so like removed from poverty kind of both almost as what I'm reading.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We'll put it up so we can read it.
		Because it was brioche so there's a difference.
		Yeah, but it's just bread.
		Brioche is bread bro.
		Luxury bread.
		But it's fucking bread.
		It says it was considered luxury food.
		Yeah, but it's still bread.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But still, imagine being in a bubble.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Okay, Brioche, bread enriched with butter and eggs, considered a luxury foe.
		The quote was taken to reflect the princess's frivolous disregard for serving peasants or her poor understanding of their plight.
		While the phrase is commonly attributed to Marie Antoinette, there are references to it prior to the French Revolution, meaning it is impossible for the quote to have originated from Antoinette and is unlikely that it was spoken by her.
		But what is when they talk about the scraps?
		Is that true?
		Is that accurate?
unidentified		Don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Google let them eat cake referred to scraps left over from the making of bread.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Because I think that's...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		How do we get another ice cube in here?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We just make a phone call.
unidentified		Oh, good.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		We know a guy?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Jamie, we know a guy?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Get some ice cubes.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You want a little top off?
unidentified		Sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, sir.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		A little Japanese whiskey.
unidentified		Oh, Jesus.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Someone's trying to get me hammered.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Hey, bro.
		We're going to have some fun.
		We're talking history now.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we always have fun.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You know the...
unidentified		Another article about the meaning of...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Another one?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The real story behind Let Them Eat Cake.
unidentified		This is the same thing as the brioche stuff.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But does it, does, cake doesn't refer, see if you can find that, because I did read an article that said it was a, it was even grosser than let them eat cake.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It was more disrespectful.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Cake tastes good.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That she was referring to, but apparently if they're saying let them eat cake wasn't even her phrase, that it was an older phrase.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Versailles was a letdown.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Was it?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's where she said that.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And that's, I think, where they stormed her and her husband.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You didn't think it was cool?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		No, it was kitschy and, I don't know, it was just unimpressive.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What was the most impressive thing in Europe?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Rome was the most magnificent city.
		And I haven't been to Greece, because I think everything from that period of time called antiquity, I think from that period is probably the most impressive, but being in Rome...
		In America, when we have ancient sites, we kind of block them off a little bit.
		It's not only pay a fee to get in.
		It's more like, we have to protect it.
		This could go wrong.
		Rome is like...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You walk around on it.
unidentified		You're literally sitting in front of the Coliseum.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You can touch it if you want.
		There's nothing stopping you from being immersed in this ancient world.
		And to me, that was the most profound feeling I've ever had in a city.
		Paris, to me, is the most overrated city.
		And I... I went there thinking it was going to be awesome.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The food is insane.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They get dessert because they use butter and the Italians don't get dessert because it's just olive oil.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They just don't understand butter.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Tiramisu.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Tiramisu kind of sucks, bro.
unidentified		What?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's my favorite.
unidentified		It's kind of...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
		I mean, go get like real French dessert, man.
		Like what?
		Any of the patisserie stuff, like any of the kind of like baked goods they're incorporating, like the cream and just...
		I'm hungry.
		Yeah, it's amazing.
		But the Italians...
		And the Italians stole the shit from the Greeks.
		That's the other thing about when you're in Rome and you're learning about it, you're like, oh, cultural appropriation just happens when shit is hot.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That expression sucks.
unidentified		It sucks, dude.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't like it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I'm not using it.
unidentified		Humans take the cool shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's just a way for people to control other people and try to say, that's mine.
		Meanwhile, it's not yours.
		It's a whole culture's.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like the idea that only Jamaican people can cook Jamaican food.
		Shut the fuck up.
		Just shut the fuck up.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And the curries come from India!
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and people get mad at folks that fall in love with other cultures and, like, get really interested in whatever the fuck is that they make.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You know, like if someone's making Italian food, but they're actually from Spain, people get angry.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like, there's this guy Rick Bayless.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's actually Skip Bayless's brother.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's like a renowned chef, right?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He's a famous Mexican chef, but he's a white guy.
		And people hate on him.
		Because he's got this incredible Mexican restaurant in Chicago.
		But this guy is in love with Mexican cuisine.
		And I've been following his videos for years.
		I mean, he's like a genuine connoisseur of Mexican culture and Mexican food.
		And they hate on him.
		All the fucking woke dorks.
		They get mad.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Because they don't know.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		This colonizer.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's my favorite.
		Did you see that video from Portland where this fucking fat dude is yelling at this woke lady?
		You fucking colonizer!
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Go back where you came from.
unidentified		He's like, I'm Native American!
unidentified		Where do you want me to go?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What does this mean?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Colonizer.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's just like stop talking.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think there are a few terms you could use nowadays to just stop somebody from talking or stop somebody from maybe profiting on something.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, they just want to stop the argument and win.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Debate you.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They wanted the nuclear option.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yes, yes, yes.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They drop a colonizer on you.
unidentified		Boom!
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're a Nazi!
		Oh, I didn't mean to colonize.
		Shut the fuck up.
		She's not a colonizer.
		She was born in 1995. The fuck are you saying?
		The fuck are you saying?
		No one was colonizing in 1995, you fucking asshole.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's the thing, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		By the way, you're sloppy.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you're sloppy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		You're sloppy in the way you talk.
		You're sloppy in your arguments.
		You're yelling at her to try to intimidate her.
		You're just gross.
		It was just wokeness in the grossest form possible.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		In a vacuum.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Untouched wokeness.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Screaming at some lady while you did some douchey shit in traffic and you want to divert from the fact that you're an asshole by calling her a colonizer.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's really what it is.
		You divert from your own actions.
		You could just call somebody something, make them radioactive, then you don't have to discuss anything with them, and then you could just be an asshole.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well that guy's a sloppy dude.
		He's probably sloppy at everything he does.
		Just lazy and sloppy.
		And that's why he's like yelling at her, calling her a colonizer.
Why Comedy Stands Alone 00:05:22
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's just a sloppy way to think.
		It's so embarrassing.
		I bet that guy sucks at everything he does.
		I bet he sucks at eating pussy.
		I bet he can't play baseball.
		I bet he sucks at chess.
		I bet he just sucks.
		There's no way that guy's really good at anything.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Ladies and gentlemen, this is why we still do comedy.
unidentified		This is your Larry David moment, is that you still are affected by the world, and we need to talk about it, and we are irked, and we're pushed.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's interesting because we have foes now, and wokeness is a foe of comedy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's diametrically opposed to comedy, and it's absolutely killed comedy movies.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Comedy movies are fucking dead and buried, unfortunately.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's hard to make a good comedy movie today, kids.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's fucking hard.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You might be able to make one and then put it out yourself.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And then make some money on it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you could do that.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like Shane Gillis style.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yo, Shane's sketch series was absolutely phenomenal.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I want to show you this one that hasn't been released yet.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		This is from season two?
unidentified		No, no, no.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This new one that hasn't been released yet.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I think season two he's going to put out.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Gillian Keeves is the series.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So I think that it's going to come out soon.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I don't know about Seasons.
		There's no Seasons.
		They don't have a network.
		It's nonsense.
		They're trapped in the old paradigm.
		But the point is, he's got one that he sent me.
		It's like a new edit of this Trump one.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Can we watch it?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Should I text him and ask him if we can watch it?
unidentified		No, no, no.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		We can't.
		We can't.
		It's not done yet.
		He's still editing it.
		When it comes out, we'll show it.
unidentified		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's so goddamn funny.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's great, man.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's so funny.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		He's really great.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's about Trump.
		It's about Trump and Hitler.
		That's all I'm going to say.
		It's so funny, man.
		Like, I was watching it, and I was like, crying, laughing.
unidentified		Like, oh, my God.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Jesus fucking Christ.
unidentified		Dude, he's got...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But you could never...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		My point is, like, what he's doing, you could never do if you had to run it by someone who was, like, a production company for a movie in 2022. They would never let you.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But this is the good thing about the internet right now, and this is, like, why you gotta take advantage of it, is that because there's a void, there isn't a void in interest.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Human beings still want it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They still love hilarious shit.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		They know it's just fun.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I put out a comedy special on a fucking website.
		Nobody knows what the fuck it is.
		People are like mirroring it from their laptops.
		Hundreds of thousands of people are watching it.
		That shouldn't happen if the streamers are doing their job.
		If you're doing your job and putting out great content that's easy for people to access...
		I shouldn't be able to sell a single fucking one.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, I don't know if that's true.
		I don't think that's true.
		I don't think that's true.
		Here's why I don't think that's true.
		Because you've already established that you're very funny.
		And that's the only way they can get your comment.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		On YouTube, on Instagram.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
		It's like, the fact that the streamers didn't, it's not that they didn't do their job.
		They have a fucking billion hours of content.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And they can't get people to watch it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, they can.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		They can't, Joe.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Lots of people watch Ricky Gervais' special.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Lots of people watch Chappelle's special.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Ricky Gervais is a grandfathered-in, bonafide superstar.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		What about the new people?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Christina Pazitsky's special killed it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Christina murdered it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		She did.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Murdered it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But Christina also has her own platform where she can generate interest.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But you do too.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I've done Netflix and I've done YouTube.
		Anybody who's done Netflix and YouTube knows the difference in terms of what they give you.
		And you can talk to any comic who's been on this show or you can talk to them off of the show and ask them.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		What do you mean in terms of what they give you?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Your career.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		How you access the people.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		We know hilarious comics who have stuff on YouTube, not YouTube, on Netflix that nobody's seen.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Nobody's seen.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Literally, they can't get people to see it.
		So it's like, that is a problem.
		That is a big problem.
		And the algorithm there is just not as good as the YouTube algorithm.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, YouTube algorithm is the best.
		Nothing beats it.
		Nothing.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So it's like, they know what you want.
		They have so much fucking data.
		YouTube is Google.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		The two biggest search engines in the world are the same.
		YouTube's second, Google's first.
		They're both working together to give you the exact things that you want.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But what you did is put some stuff on YouTube and then use that, the fame that you got from that, and then transfer it to this new thing, and then that new thing, which is just your website, it takes off.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And it becomes hugely successful that you're just releasing your own thing, your own way.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		With help from my friends like you, obviously, and other people that want to push this and want to make this happen.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		That's huge.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's an amazing thing about today is that we're all in this together.
unidentified		We're publicists.
unidentified		We're all publicists, bro.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		And we have an organic network.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And when Shane puts something out, I go, Shane, give me the clip.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		People need to see this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And we do that for one another.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Because we fucking...
		We're like little art bitches.
		That's what we are.
unidentified		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		We love fucking good art.
		And we want to put it out there.
		Yeah.
		And we want to showcase it.
		We want to give people platforms.
		And that's...
		I don't know.
		That's an exciting thing.
		And you don't probably give yourself enough credit.
		But like, I think your benevolence has made other people go, this is what you have to do.
		And I say that every single time I talk to you.
		But it's important that you know these things.
unidentified		That...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Comedy and entertainment in general was a very selfish endeavor.
		People are fighting for scraps.
		They were fighting for cake, right?
		It's like, I need this role, how can I beat out this person?
Harvey Weinstein's Deformed Penis Explained 00:15:50
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And you started something that made people go, oh shit, wait, you can be more successful if you help out the other guy that's successful?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Well, you just can't think of it like, once you have enough, you have enough.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Nobody in entertainment thinks like that.
		Who goes, I have enough?
		MGM goes, I have enough.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's foolish.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's foolish.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Weinstein didn't think he had enough pussy?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		Well, that's a different thing, right?
		He's so gross.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		He's fucking disgusting.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He couldn't believe he was banging those girls.
unidentified		He's disgusting.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He probably couldn't believe it worked.
		Every time he got a starlet to suck his dick.
		He's like, this is crazy.
		And he had a horrible dick.
		Do you know his dick, he had a disease where his dick was like half rotted off?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		No.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Yeah, one of the women who had sex with him, when she saw his dick, she thought he was trans.
		She thought something was wrong with it.
		Oh, yeah, yeah.
		He's got a disease where his dick is like rotting off.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		So God was stepping in.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		God was just like, hey, if we get rid of it, if we chop it off, he can't keep doing it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh my God, imagine if that's what...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		God, the creators...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Whatever, maybe it's just his own horrible conscience.
unidentified		Maybe that too, but maybe that's built into the design.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The one thing, if a guy is thinking with his dick, the worst thing that could happen is his dick rotting off.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Then he can't do the bad thing.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Just chunks of it falling off.
		No, it's a crazy disease, bro.
		You've got to see this disease.
		Google Harvey Weinstein's dick disease.
		Wait till you...
unidentified		He's got to do this on his laptop and now he's flagged.
unidentified		Jamie has Googled art from 2,000 years ago and Harvey Weinstein's rotten cock.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's the beauty of this show.
unidentified		It's the best.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It can go anywhere.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		But yeah.
unidentified		I don't know.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		So this is Harvey Weinstein's deformed penis explained.
		Look at him.
		He looks like a deformed dick.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Just a fucking rotten guy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Maybe it's why he was so testy.
		Harvey Weinstein suffers from acute infection.
		An acute infection that contributed to his deformed penis according to a recent report on the convicted rapist.
		A disgraced movie mogul's deformed genitalia is a result of a life-threatening bacterial infection known as Fournier's gangrene.
		He is gangrene.
		Yeah, gangrene in the cock.
		The infection can strike middle-aged men and diabetics.
		Well, he's probably diabetic.
		Weinstein, yeah, 68, is both.
		When bacteria enters through a cut or scratch in the genitals and spreads through the bloodstream, some patients require skin grafts, but more extreme cases, such as Weinstein's, require an operation to remove the testicles!
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		There it is.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The deformity was first revealed in court when actress Jessica Mann, one of Weinstein's accusers, said she felt compassion for Weinstein after she saw his deformed genitalia, which appeared to have scarring as if from burns in his nether region.
		According to writer Phoebe Eaton, whose three-part series on Weinstein featured the current issue of Air Mail, Mann said that her first impression was that Weinstein might be intersex.
		When she saw the deformity.
		Jurors at Weinstein's New York rape trial early this year were shown nude pictures of the disgraced movie mogul, including a full frontal shot showing his deformed penis.
		Among the side effects of the illness is erectile dysfunction.
		So why don't we, like...
		I would love to see it.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I would absolutely love to see it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Go back there.
		Go back there before you do that.
		Look at this.
		His assistants were often dispatched to the Secure Caverject, a drug that is directly injected into the penis before intercourse that can cause an erection.
		Yo!
		So here's the crazy thing about him.
		He wasn't even horny, right?
		Because he wasn't getting it up.
unidentified		He wasn't like, I'm trying to fuck all the time.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		He was so crazy that he was injecting his dick.
		And maybe the injections were what caused the infection in the first place.
		Because he's sticking a needle in his cock.
		Okay, images.
unidentified		Yo!
unidentified		Yo, yo, yo.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		No, keep it up.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Don't you take that down, you son of a bitch.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And everybody that's listening to audio only...
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Tune into the video.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Fournier's gangrene.
		No, he can't show this.
		You just have to look it up yourself.
		But look at these images.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		This is insanity.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		This is fucking repulsive.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I mean, there's just a gaping hole on that one to the right.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This is horrific.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		And this is what you get when you're out here raping women.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Simple as that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh my god.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Hey, listen.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		This is rough.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Some cultures call it karma.
unidentified		Jesus Christ.
jamie vernon ▲ ● ▼		I have to pretend this is like a horror movie so I can block this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Look at that one with this guy where you see his hip bone.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Go to that one.
unidentified		I can't.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Click on it, bitch.
unidentified		Which one?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		The one with the hip bone.
		To the right of your cursor.
		You know where it is, motherfucker.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		One more right.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Keep going.
		Next one.
		That one.
		Bam.
		Click on that one.
		That's his hip bone, son.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Oh my God.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Oh boy.
unidentified		I'm starting to shake.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		That's the hip bone poking through the fucking skin.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it looks like he got bit by a shark.
unidentified		Yeah.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I mean, that is just repulsive.
		This is what happens, bro.
		Pompeii, there were fucking animals and shit.
		Volcano erupts.
		Maybe sometimes there's some justice.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If there was an island and rich ladies went and Russian boys ate their pussy, would you even be mad at all?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Like if it wasn't Epstein's Island?
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Let me think.
		Let me think.
		Less mad for sure.
		Less mad for sure.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		If it was like McGillicuddy Island and I'm...
		There's a lady named Karen McGillicuddy, and Karen McGillicuddy, she secured a bunch of these Russian gigolos, these underage boys, most of them like 16, 17, but they had fine working cocks, and they serviced these rich ladies.
		A lot of these rich ladies whose husbands left them money, but the husbands were assholes and they cheated on them and left them billions of dollars.
		So these ladies would skirt off to an island near the Bahamas and these guys would be flown in and they would dress up like sailors and just go down on their pussies.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		We wouldn't feel as bad.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		I wouldn't feel bad at all!
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		You know what it is?
		The age for it being fucked up to boys is younger.
		At a certain age, you would feel uncomfortable.
		If there were nine-year-old boys on that island, you'd go, these bitches need a die.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		But 16-year-old boys?
		Eh.
		They'll be fine.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Maybe that's what we need to acknowledge.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Boy age is just lower.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's different.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		It's fucking different.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's different.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's fucking different.
		Are they manipulating these boys and making them do something?
		Yes, but for whatever reason, we're less protective.
		Yeah, 100%.
		We kind of look at a 16-year-old boy as an adult in certain situations.
		If a 16-year-old boy is around his mother and his mother is being disrespected, you're like, You're not a boy.
		You're an adult.
		Go protect your mother.
		What the fuck are you doing?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		It's very different.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		I don't put that on a 16-year-old girl.
		The mother should protect that girl.
		And maybe that's like baked in sexism or something.
		Yeah, we look at a younger boy differently.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we look at boys very differently.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼		Especially if it's female to male.
andrew schulz ▲ ● ▼