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Joe Rogan Experience #1801 - David Mamet
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How are you, sir?
david mamet
I'm great, happy to be back in the United States, sir.
I've been in California for the last...
joe rogan
The People's Republic of California?
david mamet
Yeah, exactly so.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's an interesting turn of events.
California has become a strange new place.
david mamet
Yes, it has.
joe rogan
Almost unrecognizable.
david mamet
Yes.
Will it be recognizable to George Orwell?
joe rogan
Well, yeah, right?
Even he probably been like, wow.
If you could get George Orwell from the time he wrote, when did he write 84?
david mamet
Oh, that's pretty good.
I don't know.
I think it was the late 40s.
We can look it up.
joe rogan
And then to see in 2022, he was in the neighborhood.
He definitely was pretty close.
david mamet
He was off like 1.2%.
joe rogan
There it is, 49. Wow, interesting.
david mamet
You know, George Orwell said he was an interesting guy.
He was a cop in Burma.
Really?
Yes.
He was a colonial cop, and then he was roused about, and he wrote Down and Out in Paris and London.
He was a bum.
And he said when thought control comes, it will come not from the right but from the left.
joe rogan
I wonder why he thought that.
david mamet
Well, because he got around.
I mean, that guy had seen a huge bunch of life, and he looked at what things were from every angle, right?
He was a well-brought-up Englishman, and then he was a tramp and a dishwasher and a cop, and he saw it all.
He saw it clearly.
joe rogan
Classically, when we think about depictions of totalitarianism and authoritarianism, when I was a kid, we always thought of it as being a right-wing thing.
There was always a right-wing dictator-type character that imposed censorship and authoritarianism.
You didn't think of it as something that would be coming from the left.
david mamet
Well, but who was Stalin?
Who was Trotsky and Lenin?
They're certainly the left.
joe rogan
Right.
david mamet
And Pol Pot and all of the Chinese.
Also, if you look at the history of this country, that Woodrow Wilson imposed strictures against talking about the war.
Anybody who talked about the war and said anything that could be construed as unfavorable was thrown in prison.
unidentified
Right.
david mamet
Really?
Oh, yes.
Yes.
A lot of people were thrown in prison.
A lot of people had their businesses wrecked.
joe rogan
What year was this?
david mamet
Wilson would be 1917. Wow.
unidentified
1917, 1918. They were throwing people in jail.
david mamet
Yes, they were.
joe rogan
For talking badly about World War I. Yes.
david mamet
And then, of course, Roosevelt did the same thing.
unidentified
Really?
david mamet
Yeah, sure.
Also, he tossed all the Japanese Americans in prison.
He said, go into a concentration camp.
By the way, all of our loyal German Americans in New York and Yorkville, we're going to leave them alone because they're white.
Meanwhile, Yorkville, New York and Baltimore were full of Nazi spies.
You could see the shipping being torpedoed from the beach at Coney Island because they were giving away all that information.
The left has always believed—the idea of fascism means a bundle, everything's together, everything's for the state, nothing against the state, nothing outside of the state, as Mussolini said.
And with the exception of those particular fascists, the Nazis, it's always been the left because they don't believe in the individual.
joe rogan
So you think that that's the root cause of it, not believing in the individual, believing in the collective, that that automatically lends itself to erasing individual rights?
david mamet
Yes.
I mean, it also goes back to the enlightenment, to the idea that God doesn't exist, and the idea that a human being is the measure of all things.
Well, if the human being is the measure of all things, what does that mean?
Our reason.
And our reason is completely flawed.
All of us do things every day which are unreasonable, sinful, wrong, and absurd.
Right?
And the reasonable person says, wait a second, why did I do that?
What do I have to refer to in my confusion and my self-loathing?
Well, the Bible was a pretty good bet, you know, for the Hebrew Bible for 6,000 years, right?
The Christian Bible for 2,000, it's a pretty good bet.
Say, wait a second, let's talk about human nature.
You really aren't that smart.
You really aren't in charge of the world.
You really aren't.
Although you think you are, you think that because you're human.
But God's in charge of the world, and there's a certain way things are.
And if you'd like to get out of your wretched self-consciousness and self-delusion, you better get your ass into church.
joe rogan
But don't you think that, you know, when atheists talk about religion and they criticize organized religion and criticize the Bible, they talk about things that are in the Bible that seem preposterous, right?
They talk about people rising from the dead and walking on water, particularly the Old Testament, right?
Like, to use that as a guidebook for life, you have to kind of ignore some of the stuff that doesn't make sense.
david mamet
Well, the Bible's a myth, okay?
The Bible, especially the Christian Bible comes out of the Jewish Bible.
It's a retelling of the story in a different way.
But the Jewish Bible is a myth, and the myth is the myth of creation and the myth of human experience.
So what it does is chapter by chapter, story by story, it challenges us with disturbing and bizarre images.
And it says, why don't you try to understand this?
See if you can understand this.
What does it really mean to escape from Egypt?
Does it mean escaping from your inner pharaoh?
What does it really mean to part the Red Sea?
So these stories are told, any myth is a Dramatic retelling of an underlying reality that can't be expressed rationally, right?
So the atheists say everything can be expressed rationally.
For example, you know that the earth is burning up.
You can tell that because sometimes things get warmer and sometimes things get colder.
You can also tell that when things get colder, that's obviously because the earth is burning up, because the sun is melting the glaciers and the glaciers are raising the temperature.
You can also tell, of course, that to be fair to everyone, children change sex.
You know that, don't you?
And you can tell that men can compete as women and women compete as men.
This is all human confusion because we trust Our senses and we trust our mind and the mind just, it doesn't work real good.
We're very cunning, but we aren't very smart human beings.
And that's the message of the Bible.
And so if you look at Moses, sorry, Moses, Moses was, they tried to, the Egyptians tried to kill him all of his life.
The Egyptians tried to kill him.
He didn't have any trouble with the Egyptians.
Because God was on his side.
He had trouble with the Jews.
Because the Jews were always saying, who the hell do you think you are?
So the Old Testament is the story of atheists, really.
Saying, who the hell do you think you are?
joe rogan
So, when you're talking about the Bible, right, and the lessons in the Bible, isn't part of the problem is that people translated it from ancient Hebrew to Latin to Greek and all these other languages and eventually to English?
Like, a lot's lost along the way, right?
And a lot is open to interpretation, like a lot of what we're talking about in these myths and stories that people take as factual occurrences.
They probably were some sort of, there's some sort of a lesson in the myth, some sort of allegory.
There's things about these stories that probably have hints of truth, but isn't it hard to kind of decipher it all if you can't speak the mother language?
david mamet
That's a very good question.
So I want to, first let me ask you, okay, I'm going to tell you a story, okay?
joe rogan
Okay.
david mamet
These two octopuses walk into a laundromat.
joe rogan
Okay.
david mamet
See, that's what a myth is.
I said two octopuses walk into a laundromat, and you didn't say, wait a second, octopuses can't walk and they wouldn't be in a laundromat.
joe rogan
Well, I thought about it, but I'm being polite.
david mamet
So what you said is, yeah, tell me more.
Okay.
joe rogan
I'm hoping it's a good joke.
david mamet
Okay, well, I'll get to that.
But it's the same thing with the Bible is really two octopuses walk into a laundromat and say, I'm going to tell you a story.
I want you to suspend your disbelief because there's something in this story you might get a kick out of.
And there might be some wisdom in it.
Yes, and might no.
But if you listen...
As you would to a story, which the Bible is, it's a myth, rather than to a factual retelling, you might get a kick out of it.
Now, as far as a translation goes, I can read the Bible in Hebrew.
I started learning when I was 40. It's an easy language.
And there are a lot of mistranslations.
But the main point is not the mistranslations, because there are some pretty good English translations, too.
But the main point is saying that doesn't make sense.
That doesn't make sense.
joe rogan
So what do you think the Bible is?
Do you think the Bible is a bunch of very wise people got together and they formed these stories to sort of illustrate the folly of mankind and how one needs to have like a moral compass and guiding principles that are set in stone and that you have These rules to live your life in a moral and just way and that'll make for a better society?
What do you think the Bible actually is?
david mamet
Well, a friend of mine, a Reformed rabbi, was applying to get into an Orthodox yeshiva, an Orthodox college, and he's a Reformed rabbi.
So the guy says, he says, you have very good credentials and you're very well-learned.
Do you think the Bible is literally the work of God?
Rabbi says, no.
So the guy says, well, is it possible?
Rabbi says, yes.
Guy says, okay, you're in.
Right?
So Dennis Prager, you know, who I'm crazy about, said the other day, he said, you know, I don't believe in the Torah, the Jewish Bible, because of God.
He said, I believe in God because of the Torah.
So if you read the Torah, the Jewish Bible, and the Christian Bible's just an extension of that, you say, my God, this is incredible wisdom.
This goes back to the beginning of time.
People who've tried to figure out everything, and they didn't have the language that we have.
But they had the language that they had, and this was thousands of years of experience progressed and compressed into a myth.
So we know that this is true because, like, liberals have always been in love with the myths, especially Jews, with the myths of other cultures.
Right?
We see how beautiful it is that this culture has that myth.
That the Haydn Indians say the world was formed by a large beaver.
And when the beaver slapped his tail like that, it made the oceans.
And when the blah, blah, blah.
That's a gorgeous myth.
Nobody says of that myth, wait a second.
You can't have a beaver that big.
Right?
joe rogan
That's what I would say.
david mamet
Yeah, okay.
joe rogan
I would step in and go, hey, man.
Yeah, but there's a purpose to having myths, right?
This is like Joseph Campbell's The Hero's Journey, all that stuff.
david mamet
Of course there is, because we need myths, right?
So when you destroy the old myths, you're always going to get a new myth, because we need to mythologize our life.
We need to have something to hold on to.
joe rogan
I've been very curious about this lately because it seems like, as you were saying, like from the left, you're getting a lot of what seems like very cult-like behavior and this very cult-like, this ignoring of basic truth to fit a narrative.
And I think that in the absence of religion, it's almost like we're hardwired for some sort of Some sort of guidelines that we all collectively agree to follow, whether it's Judaism or Mormonism or whatever it is, like a collective group of guidelines.
It's almost like human beings are hardwired to follow some sort of a guideline.
And if we don't have one, we create one.
And even though we don't say it's a religion, we behave exactly if it's a religion.
Like if you question it at all.
david mamet
There's no question about it.
joe rogan
That's what's going on right now, right?
david mamet
Sure.
There's no question about it.
So what the left is, is I hope nobody's listening when I say this because it's kind of extreme.
joe rogan
No one's going to listen.
david mamet
It's a death cult.
It's a cult about death.
And that's why I want to talk about my outfit today.
joe rogan
Okay.
Tell me about your outfit.
david mamet
I'll get there in a second because I spent a couple of years of COVID thinking, I just don't get it.
I'm a child of the mid-century.
My dads and my uncles, everybody I knew went through the war.
My grandfather fought in World War I. I've made a living when I should have been in jail or homeless because I don't have any talents except writing.
And because I could do that, I made a living.
I have a wonderful family because of America.
And I'm a Jew and I'm not getting killed because I live in America.
And I saw the country transform when I was a kid.
I used to go down south and there were chain gangs and there were lynchings and there were separate.
That's pretty gosh darn close.
And those people who were being treated that way, their great grandparents had been slaves.
And now we see that racism is in effect gone.
There's certain prejudices of whites against blacks.
Well, duh.
There's certain prejudices of blacks against whites.
But it's gone.
We see that gays who committed suicide or lived their life in terror or were blacklisted or are now normalized.
These are wonderful things.
This is a magnificent country that we live in.
And to see it go to shit in front of my eyes, half the country...
I said, you know what?
No.
I'm not ready to die yet.
I'm not going to submit to the death cult.
I don't worship the sun.
I don't think the sun is trying to kill us.
joe rogan
Why do you think it's a death cult?
What are you saying?
What about his death cult?
david mamet
Well, look, if you say, as I've heard, perhaps you have, people say, you know, my kids don't want to have kids because we live in such a dreadful place.
joe rogan
I joke around about that on stage.
I'm like, yeah, why would you want to have kids today with all the books and medicine and shit?
david mamet
Yeah, really?
joe rogan
It's so stupid.
The reason why people are here is because people had sex before they even had a language.
david mamet
Yeah, and people say, well, wait a second.
The seas are rising.
The seas are rising.
Although the seas are rising, I'm going to buy a house in Martha's Vineyard.
And although we're poisoning the atmosphere with carbon dioxide and inert gas, I'm going to fly in my private plane that brings 3,000 blah, blah, blah.
And you know what?
Also, there's no such thing as men and women.
I know people have...
Overlooked this for a million years of human history, but now we know it's true.
So we have to teach our children this, right?
joe rogan
I don't think they're saying there's no such thing as men and women.
They're saying it's flexible and you can be whatever you want.
david mamet
Well, yeah, except anybody who's ever been in the backseat of a Chevy knows it's not flexible, right?
You can behave in any way that you want, right?
But there are men and there are women saying, no, no, no, that's not a fact.
That's not a fact.
And you mustn't mention it.
joe rogan
Have you ever read any of Douglas Murray?
david mamet
No.
joe rogan
Douglas Murray, who's a brilliant guy, a British intellectual, he said something that I've never forgot.
I keep harping on it.
That at the end of every civilization, when a civilization starts to crumble, they become obsessed with gender.
They become obsessed with swapping gender, acting out in different genders, like gender nonconformity.
And he doesn't have an answer why, but it seems like when things...
For whatever it is, whatever cause of society collapsing, there's something where they become obsessed with definitions and particularly gender definitions.
david mamet
Well, yes, they become obsessed with definition.
They also become obsessed with sex because it offers experience, right?
The problem is if you become sexy, you know, when I was a kid, we used to joke about, say, you know what, I bet you if we got an old guy, he could rent a post office box, we could get Playboy, right?
Now, Playboy, those Playboys, they look like the shipping news, right?
But the problem is you can just chase pornography so far.
We say, we'll show this, we'll show that, we'll do this, we'll do that.
Everything's permitted.
And then people get bored.
So what's happening in the younger generation in their 20s, they're bored with sex.
They don't want to have sex.
They want to stay in their rooms with porn.
They don't want to get married.
They don't want to have kids.
joe rogan
Really?
david mamet
Yes.
And Alan Bloom talked about this, the great Alan Bloom.
In 1988, he wrote a book called, I think it's called The Death of the American Mind.
And he said that he saw at the University of Chicago that there was no eros, the longing for the other.
That the kids weren't longing for the other.
They also weren't longing for the other in wisdom.
They weren't interested in wisdom.
joe rogan
What year was this when you were saying that?
david mamet
88. Really?
The closing of the American mind.
joe rogan
God, I was a kid in 88. We were definitely interested in sex.
david mamet
Well, me too.
But, you know, maybe you're stopping it.
joe rogan
I don't know if that's accurate.
I mean, that's a gross generalization that kids aren't...
I think kids are very interested in sex.
I think there's a whole host of problems with people getting interested in pornography.
And one of them is that they wear themselves out, beaten off all day, and then they don't have any energy for the opposite sex.
And also there's the thing that it's just so accessible.
You know, children are so impulsive.
Young kids are so impulsive.
You get a 20-year-old kid or an 18-year-old kid, you give him a phone, he's gonna just watch porn on it.
They're not gonna be able to help themselves, especially if they never saw it before, and now they have access to it anytime they want on their iPad.
david mamet
Like, ugh. - Well, so here's the thing about, the problem with our society, the problem with our country, the problem with the West is prosperity.
Because it's what survives prosperity.
Right.
What billionaire's kid works for a living?
joe rogan
Right.
Very few.
david mamet
None of them.
Yeah.
None of them.
joe rogan
Doesn't Donald Trump Jr. work for a living?
david mamet
Oh yeah, he does.
unidentified
Okay.
david mamet
I'll give him a pass.
He comes from an extraordinary family.
joe rogan
You look at a person who's a...
I know a lot of people give him shit, but when it comes to billionaires' kids...
He's about as good off as I've ever seen one.
david mamet
Also, he's a wonderful speaker.
He's a good thinker and a wonderful speaker.
But what happens is this country is the wealthiest The most prosperous, the safest until recently in human history.
And the question is, what are you going to do when the middle class is gone?
There's nobody, the merchants are gone, the farmers are gone, the bootmakers are gone.
The middle class and the industrialists and the people who, the agriculturists thought about the world every moment of the day.
If you owned a shoe store, right, and you were an independent contractor, you had to say, my God, what does this leather cost?
What can I sell it for?
What happens if I am late with my payment?
Is this a good enough grade?
Can I be nice to this person as a son of a bitch?
Can I get them to pay a little bit more?
What is my rent cost?
What happens if it rains tomorrow?
These are the concerns of everybody in the middle class.
But when the middle class is gone, you've got people at the bottom of the food chain who are gang-raised on the streets because there's no alternative to them.
Or very little.
And people who are gang-raised in the elite schools.
And they're both taught there's no reason to work.
That strife is error.
That's what they're taught.
To have to strive for something is wrong.
It should either be free or it should be easy.
But to pay for your school is wrong.
Someone should pay for the school, right?
To have to pay for that iPhone is wrong.
I should be able to go into the store and take it out, right?
So if the middle class is not allowed to say, wait a second, I'm in charge here, right?
I pay the effing taxes.
I'm in charge.
The cops are going to come take you to jail.
If you steal from the store, no, not anymore, right?
And we're going to let your line die out.
If you're a billionaire and you're engaged in child pornography and money laundering, you know, and bribing the president of the United States, we're going to send you to jail.
Say there's no rules anymore.
It was the middle class had to insist upon the rules because if they didn't have certainty, they couldn't live.
They needed to know what the results of their actions were going to bring about.
Because if they didn't, they couldn't order the leather.
They couldn't sign a lease.
They couldn't throw the robber out of the store.
So they were involved in human interaction every moment of every day.
And that's the history of America up until recently.
joe rogan
So what went wrong?
david mamet
Well, what went wrong is prosperity.
Right?
That civilizations die like anything else dies.
Things which are organic means they're going to die.
Say something is organic.
It was given life means it's going to mature and die.
So the question is, what do you do when it comes into a final stage?
You got a tree, starts a little seed, blah, blah, blah, becomes a tree.
It gets taller and taller and taller.
Eventually, as they say, goes to seed.
It gives all of this energy.
It says, geez, I'm dying now.
I'm going to put all my energy not into...
Making branches, but in the making seeds, because I got to make sure I can continue.
That's what you say when something's gone to seed.
The only thing you can do with that tree is prune it.
If you prune it, you can extend its life.
You can't extend its life forever, but you can extend its life.
So what the conservatives are saying now with the Trump phenomenon and the Tea Party is it's time to prune it.
Yes, we're incredibly prosperous, and yes, that has some downsides, but God put us here for a reason.
This is a magnificent country.
Let's prune it, right?
Let's prune the government.
Let's go back to religion, and let's put human behavior back in the hands of the individual rather than the state.
joe rogan
But how does that erase the problem of prosperity?
Why does prosperity cause all the calamity that we're seeing today, all the problems?
david mamet
It's inevitable, just as...
I wanted to talk about this, right?
joe rogan
Okay.
david mamet
Okay, so I'm about 75, okay?
joe rogan
You look great.
david mamet
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
joe rogan
You really do.
david mamet
Jiu-jitsu.
joe rogan
Yeah, man, it's amazing.
It's working.
david mamet
Ain't it?
joe rogan
You know, a lot of 75-year-olds are fucking falling apart.
You look great.
david mamet
Yeah, my teacher said you should also compete in the seniors.
Age 50, compete in the seniors.
Where's the honor in that?
To whomp some 50-year-old?
No.
joe rogan
That's hilarious.
You as a 75 are looking at 50-year-olds like they're old men.
unidentified
Yeah.
david mamet
And so I moved out.
My wife says one day, my lovely wife, she says she wants to move from Boston to L.A. So I say, yes.
Yes, dear.
I said, oh, you got some more coffee?
joe rogan
Yeah, sure.
david mamet
Thanks a lot.
So I move out to L.A. So thank you.
So I'm feeling okay on whatever I was.
I was like 55 years old, had a magnificent career as a playwright and a novelist and a movie maker and TV, blah, blah, blah.
Wonderful time.
I guess it's just time for me to learn how to play golf or something.
Because I kept saying, you know, I've been where I'm going.
I've been where I'm going.
It's fine.
It's a bunch of bullshit, right?
So anyway, I just done a movie with Eddie O'Neill.
Ed O'Neill, you know Ed?
joe rogan
I love Ed.
david mamet
Me too.
Married with children of, what do you call it?
Modern family.
Known him forever.
joe rogan
Black belt in jiu-jitsu.
david mamet
You bet.
And so, there I am.
I was doing a movie with Ed in New York.
And he says, man, you gotta come out to LA if you do.
I'm going to introduce you to these guys, the Gracies.
And he says, it's this guy, Hory and Gracie.
And Ed is a big guy.
He's like 6'3", big guy.
He had a walk-on and a cup of coffee with the Steelers.
He's a tough son of a bitch.
He says, these guys, I've never seen anything like it.
Okay, so I move out to L.A. The first day I'm at a restaurant, and there's Ed O'Neill.
I say, Ed, baby, Hory.
He says, hey, Dave, welcome, welcome, welcome.
A cup of coffee.
I said, you've got to tell me about these jujitsu guys.
He says, oh, yeah, they're next door.
So he takes me next door, and it's an Otto Magno Street Sports.
And that's how I got into Jiu Jitsu.
Okay, so...
I'm in jiu-jitsu, jiu-jitsu, blah, blah, blah.
So as you know, it's a very close community because there's no nonsense, right?
You are what you are.
joe rogan
Yeah, you can't fake it.
david mamet
And it's a very close, a wonderful community.
So I did a favor for some guy.
I can't remember what it was.
One of the guys, a lot of guys did favors for me.
And I admired his jacket as something.
He says, oh, you like that jacket?
Ta-da.
This is the second one.
He says it's this company called Langlitz.
It's in Portland, Oregon.
They make the same things in a garage.
Been there forever.
joe rogan
That's this pamphlet that you gave me.
david mamet
Yeah.
He says they're the best jackets in the world.
He gives it to me, right?
It's a flight jacket.
So I think, erk, erk, erk, erk, erk.
We're in the flight jacket, working the flight jacket.
And so later on, I'm having lunch with somebody else, and he mirrors the jacket.
I said, it's great.
I said, but you know, I'm kind of a fashion maven.
I've been wearing jeans and t-shirt all my life, but you know, I kind of like...
I had a clothing company and I do a lot of designs for movies.
So I said, I feel kind of queasy about it because it's a flight jacket, but I don't know how to fly a plane.
So he says, come on, walks me across the street to the Santa Monica airport, introduces me to a guy, and 20 minutes later, I'm flying a plane with this guy.
unidentified
20 minutes later?
david mamet
Yeah, because that's...
And I became a pilot.
Yeah.
So that's, because that's the way, that's the tradition in aviation.
Someone says, you know, hi, here I am in a flight school.
I kind of think I want to fly a plane.
You expect them to say, well, you know, a plane.
But they don't.
They say, come on, and they stick you in the airplane.
joe rogan
They just want to grab you while you're curious.
david mamet
No, because that's exactly so.
But that's the answer.
The answer is going to be in the air.
So what I realize I'm getting dressed is, I thought I was dead.
I was 55 years old, magnificent wife, lovely couple of bucks, blah, blah, blah.
I discovered these two things that changed my life.
joe rogan
So you were kind of ready to wind it down and instead you found these two fascinating new interests.
david mamet
Yeah.
So that's what I think about prosperity, right?
That there are fascinating new interests.
We don't have to be dead.
We can find fascinating new interests, fascinating new people, like Barry Weiss, right, is starting a university here in Austin.
And I'm playing along with her.
There are wonderful things that we can do, rather than saying, you know what, I guess we as a country, we're going to sit down and we're going to play golf till we die.
joe rogan
Why do you think, though, I'm curious myself.
I'm asking this because I'm trying to figure it out myself as well.
What is it about prosperity?
Is it just as simply as, like, we're spoiled?
Like, spoiled kids?
The kids of rich people?
Like, billionaire sons tend to be spoiled and not have good character?
david mamet
No.
joe rogan
What about prosperity is ruining this country?
david mamet
It's not that it's ruining the country.
It's that the country is organic.
You can't say of somebody who is 80, why is he behaving like that?
Whatever kind of life he had...
Energy drains.
Energy which is used, it's like gasoline.
Energy that's used on A cannot be used on B, right?
Alexander the Great died when he was 33, right?
Energy that's used at this point in your life is probably going to be decreased at that point in your life.
So what you learn as you get older is you have to conserve energy.
So the old thing is you should never try any new business practices after you're 60. Because the stuff that I did when I was 20, 25, I can't do anymore.
I have a certain amount, I hope, of increased wisdom and knowledge, but I have a decreased fund of energy.
So the question is, what are you going to spend the energy on?
So when we come to a point that has never been experienced in human history, of magnificent prosperity, of freedom, freedom from want, What do we see?
That for the first time in human history, rather than worrying about how am I going to get enough calories to keep from dying, they worry about how can I lose weight?
Right?
Rather than saying, thank God, you know, we became the power, the world power, the greatest power the world has ever known in the 20th century.
But wait a second, here we still are.
What do we do now?
Huh.
What about the Vietnam War?
Let's fight that.
That's a good idea.
Although we've said from the first, there's no particular end to it and we can't win it.
Now we've got into it.
How do we get out of it?
So the problem about prosperity is one of them is you make choices and then you have such an infrastructure you can't correct them.
Right?
That gets us into the Vietnam War.
You make choices.
Let's have a representative government.
And it's so powerful that they, of course, are going to take on themselves the responsibility of running your life.
Because somebody goes into Congress, they say, okay, you know, they say, Washington is Hollywood for ugly people, right?
So here I am, I'm not very good at anything, but I can smile and kiss babies.
Oh, guess what?
I can have all the sex I want, and I can go on TV, and I can gain power, and I can raise money to gain power, and gain power to raise money.
What else can I do?
I can trade favors with that guy over there.
He wants to build a bridge in Alabama.
I know it's a bunch of bullshit, but I want to build a courthouse in Louisiana, so we'll trade favors, right?
And so the government becomes so powerful.
They say, well, let's have an income tax.
Okay, 1%, good.
2%, good.
Now, you live in California, 60% of your income doesn't make any sense, right?
The government is in charge of your pocketbook.
They're in charge of everything.
But it got that way because of prosperity.
So the Asians, some of the Asian sects, they say that a successful man, when he turns 50, 60 years old, he says, okay, good.
I'm going to become a monk now.
Right?
It makes some sense.
The question is, how do you correct for the accelerated decay of age?
Because people will decay in age.
All human endeavor decays with age.
Where's ancient Greece?
Where's Rome?
Great Britain was the greatest power in the history of the world in August of 1914.
You know, where were they four years later?
That's inevitable.
So what the conservatives are saying is, "We don't know, but we got a good guide.
That guide is called the Constitution.
Let's go back to this simple 20-page document about how the country should be read, and let's stick to it, because that's all that got us here." Let's not say it's a living constitution.
joe rogan
I'm still confused how this idea of prosperity affects the left more than it affects the right.
david mamet
It affects everyone.
joe rogan
It affects everyone, but why is it that you seem to be concentrating on the left is responsible for this sort of decay that we're in?
david mamet
No.
joe rogan
No?
david mamet
Ah, good.
joe rogan
Prosperity isn't responsible for it.
The left is more susceptible.
Like, what are you saying?
david mamet
It occurred to me, because I spent this, you know, I wrote this book.
I spent a couple years writing these essays.
I said, I don't understand.
I was asking myself the same questions you were asking me.
How did we get here?
Why, why, why?
And I look at all these people in office, you know, we call them politicians, and most of them are thugs and whores and thieves and fools and blah, blah, blah.
joe rogan
He said that, not me.
david mamet
Well, I said that.
Well, you know it's true.
There are some exceptions, but I thought, well, wait a second.
Who would have thought that those were going to be the politicians?
Well, everybody who wrote the Constitution thought that.
Right.
Everybody who ever read the Bible thought that, because that's what happens when people have power.
unidentified
Right.
david mamet
So I thought, but wait a second, these people in high office, is it possible that they had the power to warp a civilization so that we dealt with prosperity through fear?
Because that's what we see around us all the time.
It's called anger, the anger of the left.
It's not anger, it's really fear.
These people are idiots, right?
I'm not going to mention any names, but you people can fill in your own They're idiots who say that we have to get out of Afghanistan and leave everything there, or we have to give Iran the nuclear bomb, or that we have to stop digging for oil, though we're going to import oil, etc., etc., etc.
They're fools.
What happened was not that they caused the decay of the civilization.
What happened was that the civilization went through a transition and they came out of the woodwork.
joe rogan
They came out of the woodwork household.
david mamet
Well, look at this.
Anybody ever meet any good teachers?
Maybe a couple, right?
But we remember lovingly that one good teacher that we might have met, but we remember with shame and hatred The teacher who abused us, who humiliated us, who dissed us, who called us stupid.
We remember those all our lives.
We always have that dream.
Every human American, anyway, has that dream about, I forgot to do my homework.
What shall I do?
I have to kill myself, right?
Teachers, down through history, at least through Western history, have They're kind of a lower middle class.
They don't have very high skills.
And Milton Friedman said if you took the same skills that a teacher has in a public school into the workplace, he might make 55% of what he makes.
And they're treated as if they were treated as if they were good and powerful and hardworking.
Well, maybe a few are, but they aren't any better or worse than you and me.
They're kind of at the bottom of the food chain socially, kind of hanging on, always hanging on to the...
joe rogan
Public school teachers.
david mamet
Exactly.
And as I say, some of them have been magnificent and some haven't.
So these people have something...
They discovered something very powerful.
And what they discovered was fascism, meaning the group, right?
So they say, well, wait a second.
I, myself, am nothing.
I gotta smile at Mr. and Mrs. Smith over there and tell her how good Johnny's doing.
But I ain't gonna give a shit about that kid, and I got my own problems.
Leave me alone.
They form a union.
The union becomes one of the biggest, maybe the biggest donor to the Democratic Party.
So all of a sudden, they're in charge of a large extent of the Democratic Party because the Democrats, you know, being human beings, want to stay in power and want to be rich.
Okay?
So they say, well, let me kiss the ass at a teacher's union.
How can I do that?
Hmm, say the teachers union.
You know what?
I'm tired of being powerless.
I'd like to be powerful.
I'm going to say that white people are no good.
And that's what we're going to teach.
And I'm going to call it critical race theory.
It happened to my son.
He went to school.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
This person at B says, you know what?
I got a great idea.
Kids love talking about sex.
I'm going to say that there's no such thing as men or women.
And I'm going to start teaching kindergartners there.
joe rogan
But this is not like how they decided to do it.
Like the idea behind critical race theory, I believe, was that they thought that there was a lack of Of either appreciation or education about the history of the United States, particularly the history of racism and slavery and Jim Crow laws and segregation and redlining and all these different aspects that have led to this disproportionate number of African Americans in prison and in these crime-ridden,
gang-ridden neighborhoods and Trying to come up with some sort of educational method of explaining some of the holes in our history that haven't been discussed.
The problem that rational people have about it is that, with any concept, Sometimes it starts with good intentions and then along the way you have bad actors who get involved and they use it for their own gain and they use a movement of real concern a thing that has like a genuine origin in fact in history and then they start Using it,
you know, the worst term I've heard is like, you're a race hustler.
And there's a lot of people that elevate their careers by taking these ideas of critical race theory and then they get hired by universities or hired by corporations to give speeches and they wind up making exorbitant amounts of money.
And they keep making more and more inflammatory statements and the more outrageous these statements get and they put them on Twitter and they write blogs and articles and op-eds and these outrageous statements get a lot of heat behind them and then they get more and more calls for these speaking gigs and they wind up making a lot of money and they make the discourse extremely toxic.
So instead of having conversations about the history of it, then it starts being all people are racist.
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
All people have biases and black people can't be racist because they don't have power and racism is only a thing that white people can, which is ridiculous, right?
Well, yes, but that is power.
Right, of course, but this is where it comes from.
It comes from people taking an idea...
That has some merit, and you take it to a point where people are either exaggerating or changing that idea to suit their own purposes as a speaker and as a person who reflects these ideas.
david mamet
Yeah, I got no problem with that.
They're a bunch of thugs.
But, you know, there's thugs on both sides of the aisle, and we'd all like to make money.
Sure.
It doesn't have a place in the schools.
I got a friend of mine, she's a black woman, and she took her kids out of school, eventually had to go to Catholic school because she went to school and she was objecting to what they were teaching.
joe rogan
What were they teaching?
david mamet
What they were teaching was that black people are oppressed and that black people have always been oppressed.
And she said, wait a second.
She said, that's...
Who are you, some 22-year-old jumped-up white girl, to be telling me about racism?
She says, if there's anything that I want my children to know about race, I'll tell them.
So that's what I'm objecting to.
I mean, did you ever go to parents' night at your school?
joe rogan
I've been to parents night before.
Yeah.
david mamet
Yeah.
What a bunch of nonsense.
You know, the kids were out of school for two years in California.
And I was saying to my wife, what's a shame?
She said, no, it's a good idea.
Two years less of indoctrination.
Maybe they learned something.
joe rogan
Well, you know, when the whole George Floyd thing happened, one of the schools that my kids were going to back in California released this email saying that it's not enough to not be racist.
You now must be anti-racist.
And my kid's nine.
I'm like, these kids are not even remotely racist.
Like, they have all sorts of different kinds of friends.
I've never heard them discuss it once.
It's just, I like this person, and she's nice to me, and we like to play together, and we both like the same things.
So, to tell a nine-year-old That you have to be anti-racist.
Well, they're gonna go looking for racism.
They're gonna go looking to confront it.
But I don't know if it's power.
It's an ideology that captures people.
And I think the roots of it in their mind is good.
That is you're gonna stomp out racism.
But it's this naive I mean, I don't want to disparage anybody, but they weren't that good at what they were doing in the first place.
That's right.
They weren't that good at teaching in the first place, and now here they are saying they're going to tackle something, not just tackle something as complex as race in America, but you're going to establish rules That you can't just be not racist, you have to be anti-racist.
And you're going to teach this to a nine-year-old.
It's like, what are you saying?
Like, what exactly are you saying?
What is your fucking end goal?
If you want to say all human beings are created equal in the eyes of love and the Lord and God and heavens and the universe, and really the differences are about climate, where people evolved, and then the differences are social, what communities they come from, and what part of the world they come from, and You know, what their ancestors encountered and what their relatives, their mom and dad encountered, and what they've encountered in life.
And that human beings are vast resources and reservoirs of potential.
All of us.
And that brilliant people can be Asian and black and white and all kinds of things.
And that racism is stupid.
If you want to teach that, I'm all with you.
But if you want to tell my nine-year-old they have to be anti-racist...
david mamet
Well, it doesn't mean anything.
joe rogan
What does it mean?
Yeah, what does that mean?
So they have to go find racism and confront it?
The problem is, this is the thing about censorship.
This is what I was saying when people were calling for censorship.
There were some people that celebrated certain people getting removed from Twitter.
Like in the early days, it was like Milo Yiannopoulos, then it was Alex Jones.
And I was like, hey man, if you don't see where this is going, do you understand that once they start censoring people for what they believe is something that's objectionable, that obviously the person who said it doesn't think it's objectionable, it's going to keep going further and further, and they're going to keep moving the goalposts.
And then eventually it's going to come to you, and you're not going to be left enough, and you might be a really left-wing Democrat like Bill Maher.
They're coming for Bill Maher all the time now.
david mamet
Oh, Sarah Silverman.
joe rogan
Sarah Silverman.
david mamet
Sarah turned around and said, wait, wait, wait.
It's my own party.
It's my own party.
joe rogan
It doesn't matter.
david mamet
Good morning.
joe rogan
It doesn't matter.
You are on the censorship train, and there's only so many stops before it gets to your fucking house.
And that's how I feel about all this stuff.
If you want to say that human beings should be able to express themselves, and we need to do it with...
In a way that doesn't harass people or dox people or threaten people, but we have to be able to express ourselves because it's the only way we sort out what's right and what's wrong.
I'm with you.
But as soon as you start saying, I want to only hear thoughts that I agree with.
Well, that's not discourse.
That's propaganda.
You want only your side to be represented, which is crazy.
And that's what's happening on social media.
That's what's happening in Twitter.
That's what's happening in all these things.
And that's the same with everything.
That's the same with whether it's anti-racism.
That's the same with corporate greed and anti-capitalism.
That's the same with when people start going after stuff.
Like when people start deciding that this thing that we've always accepted for so long is no longer acceptable and now we have to attack it and we have to attack it by the parameters that I believe are just and right.
You go, oh, Jesus Christ.
david mamet
Well, it's terrorism because terrorism, the way terrorism works is not if you do A, I'm going to punish you.
The way terrorism works is figure out what you want to do and I'll figure out if I want to punish you.
Right.
You might say, wait a second, I thought that was permitted.
Uh-uh-uh.
So now you're not going to fucking say anything.
That's what we're looking at now.
There's a suit in Texas, maybe you're aware of it, that Texas passed a law that said the social media carriers cannot...
joe rogan
Can't censor conservative voices.
david mamet
Can't censor for content.
joe rogan
Yeah, but I don't think that works.
Of course it doesn't.
They don't really have any teeth to that.
They would maybe if Twitter was centrally located in Texas.
I thought it was Florida, by the way.
david mamet
No, it's Texas.
I'll tell you why I know.
That the social media guys got together and formed a consortium of liars and sued the state of Texas to overturn the law.
joe rogan
Doesn't Ron DeSantis institute some sort of a similar...
david mamet
Yes, he did.
But I'll tell you why I know it's here, because the guy who's in charge of defending the law asked me to write a brief, a little amicus brief about free speech.
So that's what I realized about myself.
The reason I'm not dead or in a mental institution or in a joint is because of free speech.
Because I came up in a time where it was just assumed that if you could write, you could put your plan in a garage, maybe they'd come, maybe they didn't.
But if they did, maybe you'd put your play in a little theater.
And if they liked it, maybe you could put your play on on Broadway.
And then you could buy a car and get married.
So that's – right?
Because that's in some order.
But that's – so that's the United States of America and people died for this right forever.
And talking about racism, I'm very good friends with Shelby Steele, right?
Shelby wrote – Notably, white guilt, where he says black power and white guilt are the same thing.
And I was talking...
joe rogan
How is black power and white guilt the same thing?
david mamet
He says the only black power, he said in the book, everybody should read this book, he's a genius, a black guy, a genius writer.
joe rogan
Sorry, what's the book called again?
david mamet
It's called White Guilt.
joe rogan
Okay, that's the name of the book?
david mamet
Yeah, that black power...
It comes from white people.
It's from race hustlers.
People saying, you should be guilty.
You should be guilty.
And so I was talking to...
Wait, let me finish for one second.
I was talking to Shelby about racism.
I say, what about racism, Shelby?
He says, find it.
I say, what do you mean?
He says, point to it.
I say, uh...
He says, exactly.
joe rogan
Well, it certainly exists, right?
david mamet
Where?
joe rogan
Well, how about in police enforcement?
How many more black people are pulled over for and harassed for whatever crime or whatever traffic violations versus white people?
The way they describe their experience seems very different than the way a lot of white people describe their experience.
david mamet
Well, that may be true, but on the other hand, what the population has...
And like Officer, what's his name?
Who does the...
What's his name?
He's a great guy.
He does...
I've forgotten his name.
He's a black guy, a cop, who does this wonderful podcast.
And he says...
joe rogan
Is it a podcaster?
david mamet
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
Officer, police officer?
david mamet
Yeah.
And he said, listen, he said, you ever been pulled over by the cops when you were right and they were wrong?
joe rogan
Yes, it happened.
david mamet
It's no fun, right?
I get it.
But what he said is, your correct answer is, of course, yes sir, no sir, yes sir, and then soothe their ass back to the beginning of time.
joe rogan
Well, fortunately, in my case, the cop came around because he had a video camera.
But it was kind of interesting because there was a guy who was driving like a maniac and he was cutting in and out of lanes and I don't think he saw me and he was in a big pickup truck and I was in a Tesla and he pulled into my lane and I had a swerve Almost into incoming traffic to avoid him slamming into the side of my car.
And then because I was at a Tesla, because it's so fast, I just shot around in front of him.
And the moment I did that, I saw blue lights.
And so the cop did a U-turn.
The cop was coming directly towards me, saw me do that, did a U-turn, pulled me over, was insisting I was drunk.
And I was coming from jujitsu.
I was not even remotely...
I had nothing to drink at all.
I was like, I'm not drunk, man.
He goes, why were you in the opposite lane?
I goes, try not to get hit.
I go, that guy...
So he had to go over his camera on his car and he saw it.
And he's like, okay, you're right.
And then he let me go.
But we had to have this sort of conversation where he was insisting he could smell alcohol on me.
I go, I haven't had anything to drink in a week.
Like, this is not real.
Like, you're saying this.
This is not true.
I can't believe we're having this fucking conversation.
david mamet
Well, look, the cops have a lot of power.
The cops have always been rude men and women because we need them there.
Do the cops misuse power?
Yeah.
Do they misuse power now and then?
Yeah.
Is it getting better?
Yeah, it's getting better for a lot of reasons.
One, is it getting better?
joe rogan
Accountability.
david mamet
Exactly so, and video cameras and so forth.
But...
The answer is not to do away with the police.
joe rogan
Of course.
david mamet
Which is what we see in these big city people out of their fucking minds.
joe rogan
Well, it's just a simplistic solution to a complex problem.
And the problem needs to be addressed in terms of training, respect for police officers as well.
This is a very difficult job that we need.
And if you don't think we need it, Wait till something happens you need to call a cop because there's a lot of fucking people that are like you know you know get rid of the police get rid of the police and then the shit hits the fan and they need cops and then they complain about it they complain about the fact that the cops aren't helping them Well, you know, I live in this wonderful neighborhood on the west side of L.A., and we had a shootout outside my house in the middle of the night, bang, bang, bang.
A shootout?
david mamet
Yes, sir.
We sure did.
Oh, I'll tell you a good cop story.
So a friend of mine, he's a retired FBI, and before that he was a Chicago cop.
And his son went on to the force.
I think it was in Beverly Hills.
Son's full on the force.
And he gets a call.
He's rolling on this call.
There's a student who's lost his mind.
He's beating up a teacher in the schoolyard.
So vroom, vroom, vroom, there they go, coming to the schoolyard.
The assistant principal runs out of the cops.
Wait, wait, wait.
I need to see your vaccination card.
joe rogan
Really?
david mamet
Yes.
Yes.
joe rogan
While the guy's getting the shit beat out of him?
By a kid?
david mamet
Wait, so it gets better.
So the kid, the cop, says, this dad is fucking crazy.
So he goes out to lunch with his partner.
They're sitting down having a cup of coffee.
And the waitress comes over and says, I need to see your vaccination card.
So the cop says, okay, I've had enough today.
Yes.
He takes out his vaccination card.
Waitress says, and I need to see your ID. Guy says, this...
I'm a Beverly Hills police officer.
This is my badge number.
This is my...
You know who I am.
I need to see your ID. So he goes home and he says, screw it, I quit.
And he moved down to become a cop.
joe rogan
That's it?
One lady asks for his vax card and he quits?
david mamet
No, no, he said it's too...
joe rogan
We don't need those cops.
That guy's a pussy.
unidentified
Well...
joe rogan
If that's all it takes, imagine you're involved in shootouts, violence, all the crazy shit you see in car accidents, but some lady, while you're getting a cup of coffee, asks for your vax card too much.
david mamet
Pussy's got to live too, right?
joe rogan
Yeah, sure.
Just shouldn't be a cop.
david mamet
Oh, so wait a second.
So here's another story from my...
joe rogan
Not that I'm on that lady's side at all, but it's not even her fault.
It's like the mandates.
david mamet
Yeah, you're right.
You are right.
She's trying to keep her job.
So I got a friend who's a retired pilot, and his son is an operative airline pilot.
He flies for one of the big carriers.
And the son wrote an article for Aviation Magazine.
He says he's going through security to get on his plane to the crew only.
And they say, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Excuse me, sir.
I'm going to have to look at your back.
They open his bag.
They say, what's this?
He says, it's a nail clipper.
They say, I'm sorry, sir, you can't take it on the plane.
He says, well, okay, why?
She says, because you might use it to take control of the aircraft.
joe rogan
A nail clipper?
david mamet
He's the pilot.
He's the fucking pilot.
And they say, you might use it.
He said, ma'am, it's my job to take control of the aircraft.
joe rogan
That's real?
This is a real conversation?
david mamet
Look it up.
It's in, I think, Flying Magazine.
Then he says, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.
He says, ma'am, I'm armed.
I have a pistol right here.
I have a federal permit.
I have a blah blah.
I'm carrying a gun on the plane, and you want to take my nail clipper?
I'm sorry.
She says, what can I do?
So, okay.
It's modern life.
joe rogan
That's a real story?
david mamet
Yes.
joe rogan
So they kept the nail clipper and he kept his gun.
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
And everything's fine.
david mamet
Yeah.
Pretty cute, huh?
joe rogan
It's adorable.
I mean, that's what happens when you have to blindly follow rules, right?
So back to this prosperity thing.
So what about prosperity is fucking us up?
david mamet
Well, let me ask you a question.
When you were a kid, right, walking down the street, if you saw a nickel, would you pick it up?
joe rogan
Yes.
david mamet
Would you do it now?
joe rogan
No, but I'm rich.
david mamet
Exactly.
joe rogan
I might.
I might pick it up.
I doubt it.
I might.
Probably not.
But I mean, I might because I feel like...
I don't know.
If it was a dollar, I'd pick up a dollar.
david mamet
Yeah, I would too.
But, you know, it's not worth anything anymore.
joe rogan
A dollar?
david mamet
You could use it for waste paper.
joe rogan
You could send a letter.
david mamet
You could, yeah, except the post office ain't delivering them anymore.
joe rogan
They're not?
What do they do with them?
david mamet
I don't know.
joe rogan
They deliver it in mail.
david mamet
Well, they don't want to deliver my mail because I'll tell you why.
It's because I write with the fountain pen, right?
So I always write with the fountain pen.
joe rogan
Do you really?
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
Like a feather?
david mamet
No, it's not quite a feather, but I've done that too.
So I have this wonderful stationery I bought years ago.
I love writing stationery.
And the post office for a year has been kicking it back, saying to address the unknown address.
And I print it out.
It's the machines can't read.
joe rogan
Really?
david mamet
At least in my post office.
joe rogan
I get mail all the time from people where they write it on the letter.
david mamet
Oh, okay.
Well, maybe it's just my post office.
joe rogan
You got a fucked up post office.
That might be a California thing.
david mamet
Really?
Are you saying that California's fucked up?
joe rogan
It's fucked up.
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
That's why I moved.
david mamet
Okay, so look, talk about...
Prosperity.
Prosperity.
Okay.
So you make a couple of bucks.
joe rogan
Right.
david mamet
Right.
You say, your wife, honey, you don't have to clean up anymore and I'm not going to.
So let's get a housekeeper.
So you get a housekeeper.
You get richer, right?
You say, oh, I'm going to need two housekeepers, right?
joe rogan
Okay.
david mamet
Okay, we have some kids.
Oops, got richer.
Nanny for the kids.
Boom.
Oops, you know what?
Love having the nanny, weekend nanny.
Now we need a household manager, because we got so rich, we need a household manager, and we need a gardener.
Oops, now we need a security team.
joe rogan
Sounds like you got business going on.
david mamet
Dude, so we're doing very well.
So now, oops, now we need a financial manager.
Oops, now we need...
And on and on we go until they're living your life for you and you're in this little pinnacle, right?
You don't go out of the house.
When's the last time you filled up your...
This is not bad.
joe rogan
When's the last time what?
david mamet
You filled up your...
Mowed your lawn, filled up your car, filled out your own income tax, and It's how you cleaned up your front yard.
joe rogan
But isn't the idea of prosperity that you don't do all those things so you can do the things you enjoy?
david mamet
Exactly so.
joe rogan
Get somebody else to do all those things?
david mamet
Of course.
Why not?
But you're doing the things that you enjoy, but you're less and less involved with the day-to-day life of your community.
In my community, for example...
Even before COVID, if you said good morning to your neighbors, they called the cops.
Nobody talked to each other.
joe rogan
You should move to Texas.
My neighbors are super friendly.
david mamet
I would love to move to Texas.
unidentified
Talk to your wife.
david mamet
Yeah, you talk to my wife.
joe rogan
I'll get your wife to talk to my wife.
david mamet
Please, I'll put her on the thing.
joe rogan
They're so friendly.
It changed my idea of what neighbors are.
It really did.
david mamet
Oh, it's marvelous.
joe rogan
People are so friendly out here.
It's like, I have friends that came out here and they initially thought that they were being put on.
Like, come on.
These people aren't real.
They're not really that nice.
Like, everywhere.
At fucking grocery stores.
At drug stores.
Like, everywhere you go.
People are friendly.
david mamet
Yeah.
It's different.
I much prefer, hi, hon, what's yours, to put your mask on.
joe rogan
Well, they'd tell you to put your mask on, too.
They were for a while.
But that was just mandates.
That was just city-wide.
david mamet
You're so easygoing.
joe rogan
I'm an easygoing guy.
david mamet
Yeah.
Golly, gumdrops.
joe rogan
I came here right from the gym, too.
I'm relaxed.
david mamet
That'll do it.
Well, I'm a hothead, which I'd be the second to tell you.
My wife would be the first.
Oh, I'm the only guy who ever got barred from Williams-Sonoma.
joe rogan
Did you really?
How did you depart from that place?
david mamet
I'll tell you.
joe rogan
It's filled with jam and nice kitchenware.
david mamet
It's so wonderful.
I know.
So I park at Williams-Sonoma and I come in through the back door, the parking lot, and this woman says, excuse me, sir, did you not see that sign that says this is not an entrance, it's an exit?
You came in through the wrong side.
I said, it's okay, I'm an illegal immigrant.
She says, I find that a very, very offensive comment.
Would you please leave?
joe rogan
So because you joked around and said, it's okay, I'm an illegal immigrant, she wanted you to leave?
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
And she's just an employee there?
david mamet
Yeah.
But all the other people were over there, and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
They all were saying you got to leave?
david mamet
No, they were all nodding, nodding, like the little dog in the back of the station wagon.
But I thought, well, A, it's a joke, and B... The reason I think it's funny is it's true, right?
We're sending up something that we're all concerned about.
But when you can't send up something that you're all concerned about, what are you joking about?
Where's the humor anymore?
The only funny thing anybody said for two years was Chris Rock.
He says, I'm glad I didn't insult Alec Baldwin's wife, right?
Where was the humor of the last two years?
Everybody's afraid to joke because humor is all about repression.
joe rogan
Well, that sounds like, the Williams-Sonoma thing sounds like you just caught the wrong person at the wrong time, and you had the wrong joke, and she didn't like it.
david mamet
But it's a good story.
joe rogan
It's a decent story.
david mamet
A decent story, right.
joe rogan
I'm not going to repeat it.
david mamet
Okay.
joe rogan
It's not so good that I'll be telling my friends, you're not going to, David Mamet was on my podcast, let me tell you his story.
david mamet
Yeah, really.
joe rogan
It's not that.
david mamet
You're right.
joe rogan
You know what I'm saying?
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
They kicked you out of Williams, did they bar you?
Did you try to come back the next day with a different outfit?
david mamet
No, but I just, I kind of barred myself.
I didn't want to go back there and take it again.
joe rogan
So she's just upset that you came in the wrong door?
david mamet
No, she was upset.
She said she found the comment deeply offensive.
joe rogan
That you're an illegal immigrant?
Yeah.
That subject is so strange.
It's such a strange subject because some people think it should be okay to be an illegal immigrant.
I'm like, well, you know, this country's founded on immigration.
You know, my grandparents were immigrants.
My entire family line came from Europe.
My grandparents came from Italy, and one of my grandfathers came from Ireland.
david mamet
Yeah, my grandparents are immigrants too.
joe rogan
No one came from America.
I am third generation.
So the whole idea of immigration is like, of course, immigration's great.
It's what America's all about.
But there's rules.
Then the question becomes, is it fair?
Are the rules fair?
And I don't know if they are.
I don't know.
I mean, it seems pretty fucking hard if you're from Mexico to get into America legally.
Like, it seems hard.
It seems difficult.
david mamet
Well, let me ask a question.
Fair to whom?
joe rogan
Well, fair to the people that are trying to get in, in comparison to the people that are already here.
Like, if you talk to my grandparents, they're dead now, but if you talk to them while they're alive and ask them how hard was it to get into America, all they had to do was show up.
They showed up.
They wrote their names down.
A lot of times they changed their names like a lot of Italian names that were too hard to pronounce.
They changed them.
And they were in.
And then they founded this country.
It's one of the things that made this country so fantastic that you have a legitimate melting pot in the 20th century with all these people coming from all over the world trying to seek a better life and risk takers, right?
People that are willing to try out a new continent, get on a boat with their family.
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
And when my grandfather came over here, he was a young boy.
And to be able to do that and to establish, you know, the lineage that, you know, he has left behind in this country, it's pretty fucking cool.
It's the coolest country in that regard is that we're all immigrants.
Everybody here, there's no like, you know, if you go to China, Generally speaking, Chinese people look Chinese.
They're from China.
You're dealing with thousands of years of genetics and the same people living in the same area and a billion of them now.
America's everybody.
America's people from Africa, from Ireland, Scotland, and Mexico.
But it's fucking hard to get in now if you're a poor person from another country that wants a better life.
You have to show that you have something that we don't have here.
You have to show that you have some sort of a special skill.
david mamet
Not if you're coming through the southern border.
joe rogan
Right.
But even then, it's still illegal.
david mamet
How does that make sense then?
joe rogan
It doesn't make sense.
But what is that?
david mamet
What is what?
joe rogan
What is that, that allowing people to come in through the southern border?
Do you think that what's going on, and this is the argument that I've heard, is two things are happening.
One, like in New York City, the mayor, I believe Eric Adams said that he believes that illegal immigrants should be allowed to vote.
Which is fascinating.
It's a fascinating thing to say.
Because as soon as you say that, and then you're also letting people in, they know that the people that are allowing them to vote are people in the Democratic Party.
So you're basically allowing people to come in, because those are the people that are interested in allowing people to come in illegally, right?
Those are the ones that don't fight it.
And then once they're in, you want them to be able to vote.
So you're essentially saying, hey, we got you in, you know who to vote for, because we're the people that let you in.
It's a beautiful thing in their eyes, because you've got this built-in voter base now, and you're allowing them to come in.
david mamet
Duh.
Right?
Duh.
So, you know, anybody says that the borders should be open, try coming and flying from Heathrow to JFK and walking in.
You can't do it.
So the question is, why do the Democrats want the illegal immigrants?
It's because they're harvesting votes.
Why do they want everybody on welfare?
Because they're buying votes.
This doesn't mean that they're more evil than the rest of us, although they are.
It means, you know, I grew up in Mayor Daley's south side of Chicago.
It's all about buying votes, keeping the people in their place.
And if you want a job, turn out the vote.
And if you want to stay on the police force, kick back two weeks of your pay and shut the fuck up.
joe rogan
Right, but you don't think Democrats want everybody to be on welfare, right?
david mamet
I think that the Democratic Party wants everybody to be on welfare.
The Democratic Party has gotten so far away, not only from its liberal base, but from its liberal constituents.
joe rogan
What are you basing that on though, that statement that they want everybody to be on welfare?
david mamet
Because the people on welfare are the people who vote for the Democratic Party.
Because somebody said a long time ago, they said a democracy dies when the people realize they can vote for the government to give them money.
So if the people can vote for the government to give them money, they're going to do so.
So the question is, who is paying for the welfare?
It's not the Democratic Party.
It's the taxpayers.
joe rogan
Do you believe in any sort of a social safety net for people?
david mamet
Of course I do.
joe rogan
So you believe in welfare?
david mamet
No.
Well, wait a second.
I believe in some sort of a social...
Listen, Social Security started out as an interim program to deal with the elderly who didn't have any savings during the Depression.
So now, we have all of this money paid into Social Security.
It's not there anymore.
It's all been spent.
So the only way the Social Security can function is to endanger the future.
Unemployment insurance existed at the beginning to help somebody who'd lost their job in the period before they got the next job.
So now it exists to keep somebody on unemployment insurance for two years so they don't work.
You know, if I was a kid and that's all that I knew, I'd do it too.
The aid to dependent children started to help mothers who didn't have babies, who didn't have a wage earner around, that they were young, they were single mothers, they didn't have a wage earner around.
So then it became evident, two things, that the more children you had out of wedlock, With no man in the house, the more money you got.
And the only way you could keep on getting that money was if the man was out of the house.
So the men left.
Now, this is not specific to the black community, but it's endemic.
The same thing happened in the Jewish community.
When my grandparents' generation came over in their 20s, about a third of the men just left.
Including my grandfather.
They just couldn't take it anymore.
They couldn't take the shock of immigration and the new language.
They just left.
And so my dad was raised by a single mom in the Depression.
He did very well, but it's not a good way to bring up kids.
So when you've got no men in the house and women having a lot of babies because they get more money, But do you think they're having babies because they get more money?
joe rogan
Really?
What percentage of people are actually having babies just to get more money?
unidentified
I don't know.
joe rogan
What percentage of people are just making poor choices?
david mamet
I don't know.
That's a very good question.
joe rogan
And the thing is, the idea is, I think, that first of all, for the children in particular, it's not their fault.
david mamet
Of course it's not their fault.
But here's the thing.
If there's no father in the house and if there's no community in the house, what are the – especially young men are going to do?
They're going to seek out a community, right?
joe rogan
Right.
david mamet
It's called a gang.
Of course they are.
I would and you would too.
If that's the only thing that they know.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's the only thing that gives you a sense of community.
unidentified
Okay.
david mamet
So now you look around and you say, well, wait a second.
The inner cities, there seems to be more crime.
Well, there is more crime because there's more gangs, right?
It's not that the people are depraved.
That's not racism to say so.
It's true.
It's unfortunate, but it's true.
So what's one way that you turn it around?
Is you let the people in the inner cities choose their own schools.
Because the teachers union has always sent the worst teachers to the black neighborhoods, always.
And they're still doing it, right?
So if the school has the worst teachers in the world and they're teaching the young kids, you know, you've been put upon and you're a victim.
You're perpetuating the death of the inner cities.
When Trump comes along and says, you know what, let's stop that.
Let's have school choice.
Parents should be able to pick where their kids go to school.
And let's incentivize people to put industry in the inner cities and give everybody a job.
So the parents, the Democrats say, no, no, terrible idea.
That's racist.
How dare you say that?
No, no, no.
Parents shouldn't be able to pick where to put their children to school.
What if the parents make the wrong choice?
But if the parents can't make that choice, the kids are going to be raised on the street to a largest extent.
Not that they can't get out, but it's going to be very, very difficult for them to get out.
joe rogan
So I'm still confused about your position on welfare.
So do you think that welfare should exist?
Should people have welfare?
david mamet
Well, I don't know.
Here's the thing.
Rich kids are all on welfare.
College is basically welfare.
joe rogan
How so?
david mamet
Well, they say to the kid, I tell you what, I'm going to spend $70,000, $80,000 a year.
You go to this elite university and what are you going to learn there?
I don't know.
Study film.
Study diversity.
Study some soft thing.
Have a good time.
Right?
So the kid gets through there and he doesn't want – now the only society he knows are those society of the well-to-do liberal kids.
What's he going to do?
Is he going to join the military?
No.
Is he going to join the forest service?
No.
Is he going to become a cop, a fireman?
No.
Is he going to become a plumber?
No.
No.
Is he going to become increasingly a doctor or a lawyer?
No.
Because he's raised in this idea that work is a mistake, that property is theft, and that strife is error, right?
Because he's never been tested.
You know, he grew up in these elite schools, whether the public schools in an elite area or the private schools, and they filled his head with trash.
He can't leave that society because – The society of universities.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
So you're talking about someone who gets a degree and then winds up becoming a teacher and lives in the same sort of insulated bubble.
david mamet
Exactly.
So – or he goes on and he gets another degree and another degree.
So for him to undertake an alternative view, it's an – he can't undertake an alternative view because that means to him giving up his life.
joe rogan
Well, don't you think there's a lot of people that have alternative views that just don't know how to express them because they're worried about being rejected by their peers?
david mamet
Sure.
Of course there are.
joe rogan
There's probably a lot of kids in college.
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
There's a lot of kids in college that are listening to this right now.
david mamet
Yes, I'm sure there are.
Well, God bless them, you know, because they're in a tough spot.
So it's tough.
So what I'm doing is comparing that to the kid in the inner city.
It's tough for these people to get out.
joe rogan
But I still don't understand how it's welfare.
It seems more like you're just involved in this educational system, this echo chamber.
I don't see how it's welfare.
david mamet
I'll tell you how.
I can't over-recommend my friend Shelby Steele's books because he's devoted his life.
The black man's devoted his life, and he's a very close associate of Tom Sowell, to understanding the problem, the heartbreaking problem of his people.
I'm a Jew, so I got the heartbreaking problem of my people.
He's got the heartbreaking problem of his.
I don't understand the specific problem, but I understand the phenomenon.
So he was talking in a black community in Los Angeles the other day, and they said, what can we do?
What can we do?
The community is no good.
The cops are no good.
The schools are no good.
Crime is rampant.
What can we do?
He said, move.
joe rogan
Okay, that's a pretty simplistic answer.
If you're really poor and you're stuck in a neighborhood like that and you have roots there, maybe you have a job there, and someone says move, that's a lot easier said than done.
It is possible.
david mamet
Of course it is.
joe rogan
It's possible, but one has to gather up the resources and formulate a plan.
david mamet
Exactly.
So his point that he can make, he's a black man, I'm not.
His point is, you told me you can't live here.
If you were in charge of yourself, move.
joe rogan
If you're in charge of yourself.
david mamet
And so the point is we all are in charge of ourselves.
joe rogan
I still understand how that makes universities welfare.
That doesn't...
david mamet
Well, people...
joe rogan
Welfare is free money, right?
david mamet
Is what?
joe rogan
Welfare is free money.
david mamet
Yes.
joe rogan
Welfare is people are down and out.
They're in a bad spot.
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
And then you get to apply for some money for the government for your basic needs.
david mamet
Yeah, and universities are free time.
So instead of getting your money from the government, as a lot of people do, kids get scholarships, you get it from your parents.
What's the difference?
joe rogan
Or you have student loans.
david mamet
You have student loans that you're never going to repay.
joe rogan
Well, you probably repay slowly over the rest of your life.
david mamet
But here's my question.
If you said this, a kid had actually worked for his living at any point, and you said, guess what?
You want to spend four years in college?
Okay.
Okay.
Take the skills you now have and earn that money.
Go out and see what it takes to earn a quarter of a million dollars.
And then see, having earned it, if you want to spend it on listening to some idiot talk about deconstruction.
Right?
Because they don't go to college to have some idiot talk about deconstruction.
Nobody knows why they go to college.
They go to college, I'm sure, to get high and to get laid, have a good time.
joe rogan
They want to have a degree and eventually get a career, right?
I mean, there are some uses for the education that you can get in modern universities.
It's not all nonsense.
There's certainly a lot of nonsense.
There's a lot of Marxist ideology and a lot of silly socialist thinking that's not really applicable to the real world.
They want to say, Socialism just hasn't been implemented correctly yet.
There's a lot of that thinking.
david mamet
Well, yeah, sure.
Of course they do.
joe rogan
But there's also real courses.
david mamet
Yeah, maybe.
Sure.
I've worked in the universities all my life.
joe rogan
Physics and biology.
david mamet
Of course, physics and biology.
But physics and biology are also being ruined by the left.
The people are being taught in biology that it's an open question what a man or what a woman is.
I mean, that's insane.
I'll tell you a Boom Boom Mancini story.
So Boom Boom Mancini, my good friend, champion of the world, one of the great boxers of all time.
He comes out to, and I made a couple movies with him, he comes out to Los Angeles and he goes to creative artist agencies.
And he says, I'd like you to represent me.
I'm champion.
Well, you know who I am.
I'm Boom Boom Mancini, Ray Boom Boom Mancini.
They say, well, you want to be an actor and stuff.
He says, yes, I do.
They say, well, you know, we can't take on a new client unless he can make a million dollars a year.
So Ray says, well, what's your commission on that?
Guy says, $100,000.
Ray says, okay, I'll write you a check right now.
$100,000 represent me for a year.
Guy says, well, I can't do that.
Ray says, well, then you're full of shit.
And he leaves.
So the question is, what are you actually getting from a degree?
joe rogan
But no, because that's a different deal.
That's not as simple as taking 10%.
That's like you're giving someone money to represent you.
That's not what an agency does.
The agencies, the whole idea is it's predicated on the idea that they're going to seek work for you, and then they're going to take a percentage of that work.
If they just take the money up front, they have zero incentive to do any work for you.
david mamet
Except the second year.
joe rogan
Yeah, if that's real, but if they don't have any faith in you in the first place, you just gave them $100,000 for no reason.
To them, that's their way of saying they're not that interested because there's no history of you being successful in this world.
And that makes sense.
If someone comes along and says, I'll give you $100,000, But that takes away the incentive.
The whole idea of agents getting a percentage is they now have an incentive to go seek work for you because if they can get you $100,000, they're going to get 10 grand out of that.
And that's the whole business model.
If someone comes along and says, I'll give you all the money up front, they're like, for what?
Now I don't have any incentive because I got your money, and I don't think you're going to get any work anyway because you have no history of working in this business.
david mamet
Well, that's a good story.
But the other thing about agents is they don't do anything anyway.
joe rogan
Some of them do.
I have a great agent.
david mamet
Yeah?
joe rogan
Yeah, she's awesome.
david mamet
Yeah?
joe rogan
I love her.
david mamet
Who's supporting whom?
joe rogan
She gets me gigs.
But I have a different business, right?
I'm not an actor.
david mamet
If you have a cell phone, you can get any gig in the world.
joe rogan
No, no, no, no, no.
david mamet
You could be the Pope next week if you want to.
joe rogan
I like the business model of agents and managers.
I like it because it insulates me and allows me to stay normal.
david mamet
See, okay, but that's the problem with prosperity.
That's not the problem.
That's one of the aspects of prosperity.
joe rogan
It's an aspect that can be managed like a lot of other aspects of prosperity.
unidentified
Of course.
david mamet
But I know guys, and you know guys too, where they say, well, I got an agent, blah, blah, blah.
Now I got a manager, blah, blah, blah.
Now I got a lawyer and a business, blah, blah, blah, and et cetera.
And I'm giving them all, but I can afford it.
I can afford it because blah, blah, blah.
Now I got an assistant carrying tightrope.
I don't even look at that shit anymore.
How many times have we heard the guy say, you say, how you doing?
I say, oh, my business manager stole all my money.
joe rogan
That does happen sometimes.
david mamet
Of course it does, because that's the problem with prosperity.
If you're not looking at it, and how can you look at it when it gets so broad?
You don't even know who's working for you anymore.
joe rogan
Yeah, you could have that.
But, you know, you could keep it close enough that it's manageable.
I see what you're saying, but it's like these are generalizations.
And I buck them.
Like, I don't have an assistant.
I don't have an assistant for a reason.
I tell all my friends.
They go, oh, I think I'm going to get an assistant.
I go, just do less stuff.
david mamet
Excellent.
joe rogan
The problem is you get an assistant.
Like, David Spade's assistant tried to kill him and tasered him.
You know that whole story?
david mamet
No, it's great.
unidentified
I love it.
joe rogan
The guy went to jail.
The guy was so fed up, because he was a crazy person, working for David Spade, got fed up with David Spade and decided he was going to kill him.
He had duct tape.
Remember that story?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, like I was going to duct tape him and wind up tasering him.
Wild shit.
But I was like, you don't want an assistant.
You don't want someone that's just like in your business all the time and a part of your world.
Like, stop.
Just do less shit.
That's what I tell people.
david mamet
Well, you know who also said it was brilliant was, you know, Sully Sullenberger, the Captain Sullenberger.
unidentified
Yes.
david mamet
Landed the plane.
unidentified
Yeah.
david mamet
He did this, I guess, a bunch of business...
One of the things he said was, there's no such thing as multitasking.
He says multitasking is doing two things badly at once.
joe rogan
That's true.
david mamet
I thought it was so smart.
joe rogan
In a lot of ways it's true, yeah.
If you're trying to do two things at the same time, you're not devoting enough time to the one thing.
You can do more than one thing with your life, but while you're doing each thing, it demands all of your attention.
Sometimes they can kind of enhance each other.
Sometimes you can do many things and you're sort of talent stacking, which can be very effective.
But yeah, you can't do two things at once and expect to be as good as you would be if you were just focusing on that one thing.
david mamet
Yeah, indeed.
So the question is, for our country, what are we here for now?
joe rogan
Well, we're still talking about welfare, right?
david mamet
Oh, go ahead.
joe rogan
So what's the problem with welfare?
What about poor people that need money for food?
Don't you think it'd be a good idea to provide them with a social safety net?
david mamet
Yes, I do.
I also think it'd be a good idea to provide them with the capacity to get a job.
joe rogan
That would be nice.
But, I mean, there are circumstances where people are down on their luck, and it'd be great if the government stepped in in a good faith effort to try to help those people get back on their feet and move forward.
And sometimes it works that way, right?
david mamet
But we've had 60 years of welfare, and we've had three generations of people living on welfare.
So it's a good idea.
That it has some bad consequences.
And the problem with government is not that they don't get good ideas.
Once in a while they do.
You know, a blind pig can find a truffle.
The problem is that if the idea turns out to be bad, they never fix it.
Ever.
Because with the idea comes power.
So, welfare may have been a good idea at the beginning.
Okay, I don't know, maybe so.
It seems humane.
But if it doesn't work, if it leads to poverty, if it leads to violence, if it leads to broken homes, the government has gotten so much power From expanding welfare that they're going to keep expanding it.
joe rogan
So you think the government has got so much power from expanding welfare because in expanding welfare they put it out there that these people who want welfare and they want that money to keep going and you've got to vote Democrat.
If you vote Democrat, they're the ones who want to continue these programs.
Is that what you're saying?
david mamet
That's part of it.
That's part of it.
And the other part is that when you create an infrastructure You have sycophants and you have supporters to whom you've given jobs.
And those guys all want to expand their domain.
And those guys that they hire want to expand their domain.
So the tail is wagging the dog.
So now where does all the money go in government, right?
Right.
Where does all the money go in California taxes?
Does it go into helping the people in the inner cities?
No, they're in the same place they were in 60 years ago.
It goes into trains to nowhere and diversity programs and trying to send...
What do you call it?
Social workers out with the cops.
The problem about government as opposed to private philanthropy is that a very little portion of it actually reaches its recipients.
And if it's not doing the job, no one's going to correct it.
If you got a job, say, is in charge of distributing welfare to a certain neighborhood and you say, wait a second, I feel for these people.
I love these people.
I live among these people.
But it's not working.
What we're doing is not working.
Let me see if I can change the system and lose my job.
joe rogan
The reason why I'm talking about this is because my family was on welfare when I was a kid, and they worked their way out of it.
When I was a young boy, when I was seven, from age, I think seven to like maybe 11 or something like that, my family was on welfare.
We were on food stamps, we were poor, and they worked out of that.
They got to San Francisco when I was a young kid, and we didn't have any money.
And my mom was working, and my stepdad was going to college, and it was a hard time.
And through welfare, we were able to get by.
And then they eventually did well, and they eventually became well-off.
And my stepdad formed a business, and was super successful, and did real well.
But I remember being a kid and being on welfare, and so I've always had...
A soft place in my heart for these social safety nets because it was responsible for feeding us when I was a kid.
I don't think it's all bad.
And I think if done correctly, in good faith, with good intentions to eventually wean yourself off the system and use it as something that can help you get back on your feet, I think there's a great benefit to it.
And I'm happy to pay taxes if I can provide families with the same sort of benefit that I experienced and my family experienced when I was a boy.
david mamet
I agree with you.
I couldn't agree with you more.
But the difference in my thinking is that – because I've been involved in a couple of philanthropic ideas and a couple of money-raising ideas and so forth – that what about if you took the taxes that you paid and said rather than giving
it to the government, which is going to waste most of it in administration and waste the rest of it – and waste – where did it go?
And waste some of it in theft so that very little is going to trickle down.
But if you said, you know, geez, I got, you know, whatever, five million bucks.
Here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to open a soup kitchen myself and I'm going to keep an eye on the soup kitchen.
And I'm going to make sure that the soup is good.
And I'm going to make sure that the people...
I'll talk to the people.
Say, what do they need?
Talk to me.
What else can I do to help you?
What else can I do to help you get out of here?
joe rogan
That would be great if enough people did this.
david mamet
Well, we don't need enough people.
We just need one.
We need you.
And we need me.
Because we're just each one person.
Because the government can't do it.
joe rogan
Well, welfare is not just food.
Welfare is money for rent.
Welfare is money for, you know, electricity and utilities.
unidentified
Good.
david mamet
Well, the Jewish tradition is everybody has to give tzedakah.
It almost means charity.
It means like righteousness.
Everyone does, including the poorest person.
Has to give sadaka.
It might be like one-tenth of a cent.
They have to give sadaka.
And somebody is in charge of the community of going around and seeing that it's spent correctly, right?
The community with the church, the synagogue, the blah, blah, blah.
The community gets too big.
Nobody's paying attention to each other.
joe rogan
That's the problem, right?
When you get to a place like an urban area, like New York City, something like that, where millions and millions and millions of people, it's so hard to think of that as a community.
david mamet
Well, it's not a community, you know, but...
There's a certain size behind which it's impossible to go and have everybody know the same, everybody's name.
The size of like an infantry company, the size of a clan, the size of a movie set.
Everybody knows each other.
Well, that used to be, in the absence of everything else, that used to be the neighborhood, right?
The neighborhoods are gone now.
You know?
joe rogan
Yeah.
david mamet
And so the question is, how do we reconstruct them?
And I don't know.
We're challenged.
But that's what we got to do is, you know, bring back some community.
So that when I was a kid, I don't know if we knew any Republicans, but if we did, we would have talked to them, right?
And in the last, up until very, very recently, the Republicans and the Democrats met at the church.
They met at the Scouts.
They met at blah, blah, blah.
They met at work.
And nobody said, oh, yeah, you're the other party.
I hope you die.
unidentified
Right?
joe rogan
Yeah, that's a post-Trump statement, isn't it?
Post the Trump administration, people on the left just got so fucking crazy with politics that they don't just oppose the ideas, they feel like they have to actively oppose the person and shame the person and shun the person.
david mamet
That's right.
joe rogan
You can't have a friend that has opposing political viewpoints anymore, or a lot of people feel you can't have anymore.
That it's a real problem.
And I think a lot of that started during the Trump administration.
david mamet
It's terrible because if you have a one-party system, you have a dictatorship.
Period.
So the whole point of the Constitution is you have two parties.
The poll for the Constitution, we have a constitutional democracy.
It happens that there are two parties.
Why?
To keep the other son of a bitch honest.
That's what they're there for.
To say, I have an idea.
I think you're full of it, but let's debate.
How are we going to debate?
Well, we got these rules.
They're called the Constitution.
Right?
Sometimes you're going to win, sometimes I'm not going to win.
But what you don't get to do is say, I think that I'm so right, I'm going to throw the rules out the window.
joe rogan
And that's what you see a lot of today.
You see a lot of people saying that we should rework the First Amendment.
david mamet
Yeah, of course.
joe rogan
We should tweak the First Amendment.
I've seen morons say that.
It's like, oh my God, what the fuck are you even saying?
Where does that go?
It goes the same way censorship goes on Twitter.
It keeps moving further and further.
The goalposts keep moving until you're living in an authoritarian dictatorship where anything that you say that doesn't go with the party line, you have grave consequences.
david mamet
That's right.
joe rogan
And that's the real problem with today's society when people are talking about the implementation of a centralized digital currency that the government controls.
I'm like, are you out of your fucking mind?
david mamet
The answer is yes.
Because what happens, everybody gets frightened by prosperity at some point.
I used to say when I was a gambler, right, that the loser can't get enough to eat and the winner can't sleep.
I mean, think about it.
You go to the casino and all of a sudden, doink, you just won $10 million.
That guy can't go to sleep.
He doesn't know what to do with his money.
Does he deserve it?
Is somebody going to steal it?
He puts it underneath the couch.
He puts it in the safe.
He says, maybe I'll go down and lose it.
So the people who are frightened by prosperity, who don't have some gratitude to their forebears, to their parents, to their church, to the country, to God...
You can't let people call attention to their fear.
Anything which causes attention to their fear has to be killed.
joe rogan
How do you feel they're frightened by prosperity?
david mamet
Well, of course they're frightened by prosperity.
They think the world is ending.
The far left, I'm not talking about liberals now, you know.
I think they're wrong, but I don't think they're evil.
The far left think they're trying to convince everyone the world is ending.
joe rogan
But don't you think they believe it?
david mamet
It's okay with me.
joe rogan
I've had conversations with people about climate change and the thing that's shocking to me is that they absolutely do believe that we're doomed.
david mamet
Of course they do.
Of course they believe it.
joe rogan
But if they looked at the models...
It doesn't show that we're doomed.
If they look at the worst-case scenario models of climate change, it's not good, but it doesn't mean the human race is doomed.
There's no one saying that.
Not only that, if you look at the...
I've had multiple discussions on this podcast about it, and I'm a believer in climate change.
I should say that.
I'm a believer that there's a real problem with fossil fuel production and what we're doing in terms of the environment.
Partic particulates in the atmosphere and coal burning power plants have destroyed cities where you get like a fucking fine mist of cold dust over people's cars and people breathing that a host of health problems that come along with those things but there's No models that show that like within our lifetime or our children's lifetime that the earth is fucked but people believe that and For some reason.
david mamet
Well, you know why?
joe rogan
But why?
david mamet
Because they won't look at the models.
Because if they look at the model, because people, especially on the left, on the right, you live in two worlds.
You live in the world of the conservatives, but you're also constantly exposed to the world of the liberals.
You have to be, because that's the world you live in.
But on the left, they're only exposed to one world.
joe rogan
What about centrists?
What about people that are just rational and they're trying to look at all the facts presented to them?
david mamet
God bless them.
I'm crazy about those people.
joe rogan
Isn't that better?
I mean, isn't that like a better position to be in?
Of course it is.
Some thoughts on both sides you can adopt, like me, with my take on welfare and a lot of social issues.
unidentified
Of course there is.
david mamet
Of course there is.
And that's what the Constitution says.
Sometimes you're going to win.
Sometimes I'm not going to win.
What are the things, what are the rules we aren't going to?
joe rogan
But if you say sometimes you're going to win, sometimes I'm not going to win, that's the same thing.
david mamet
Sometimes you're going to win.
joe rogan
No, you're basically saying that I'm going to win both times.
unidentified
No.
david mamet
Sometimes you're going to win, sometimes I'm going to win.
joe rogan
Okay, that makes more sense.
david mamet
Yes, indeed it does.
So the whole point of the Constitution comes down to a kid at a birthday party, right?
Kid at a birthday, he's giving a little cake and his friend says, I want some of the cake.
So I say, okay, I'm going to cut the cake in two, but you get to pick the first piece.
Both of those people are going to become honest, right?
They aren't going to become honest because their parents told them to become honest.
They're going to become honest because they're looking at a concrete example of why we need to share.
I can cut the cake wherever I want, but you get to pick the first piece.
That's the Constitution.
It's pretty great.
So sometimes you're going to win.
Sometimes I'm going to win.
But what we don't want to do is throw the rules out.
For example, if you got a bad call in a football game, right, the ref says, geez, I made a bad call.
I made a bad call.
Well, that happens.
What you don't want the ref to do is next time they say, well, I made a bad call against these guys.
I'm going to have to make a bad call against that guy the same thing.
unidentified
Right.
david mamet
Because it might be fair, but it's not a football game.
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah.
And then there are people that do believe that, that that is a good thing to do, to balance things out.
That's equity, right?
david mamet
Yeah, I can't quite understand what equity means.
But anytime people try to balance things out between human beings, they end up with the pie.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's the redistribution of wealth.
Like, how much of it goes to administrative costs?
When they talk about redistributing wealth, like, where is it going?
david mamet
Well, also, you know, who got all the money in communism?
The nomenclatura, right?
The thousand people at the top, they got all the money in communism.
joe rogan
You wrote this book, which is—you've written so much in terms of, like, these great movies and films and plays, but you wrote a book, which is basically like a social commentary book, right?
But with humor.
david mamet
Yeah, I hope so, yeah.
joe rogan
It's called Recessional?
david mamet
Yeah, Recessional, yeah.
joe rogan
And what was the premise behind it and what inspired you to do this?
david mamet
Well, Recessional is a poem by my good friend, Rudyard Kipling.
He said, it's a poem said that writing at the height of British power, he said, we're the most powerful nation in the history of the world.
Let's remember That we're all children of God.
That we're all here to help each other.
We're all going to die.
Lest we forget.
God says, great God of hosts, be with us yet.
Lest we forget.
Lest we forget.
So this is written before the First World War.
So I'm looking at this marvelous country.
So I start to age out.
I'm way past the age of retirement for anybody, but somebody said, Jews don't retire.
We used to work ourselves to do that.
And I'm saying, what did it all mean?
This magnificent adventure that I've had here.
I mean, it's a better life than anyone could possibly deserve.
I've had nothing but fun and trauma and tragedy and love and all this marvelous stuff.
Because my grandparents came here from the Ukraine and from Poland, and they put up with – not only did they not have any money, they didn't speak the language, and they came here and lived through the Depression.
My grandmother raised my dad in the Depression, a single mom, working in a sweatshop.
Her son went to college, my dad.
He went under a Jewish quota to the Northwestern University.
He didn't want to let him in.
Graduated first in his class, and his son became, if I may, a poet.
Right?
That's me.
What a country.
This country is magnificent.
And now I look and say, well, I got a lot of time on my hands now because I'm not hustling so much.
And I looked around at the decay of free speech and at the decay of the culture and the growth of hatred.
And I said, I have to understand this.
So I had a couple of years I started writing essays.
I say, I have to make it make sense.
Where does everything meet?
Where do all of the different lines meet so that I can make a diagnosis, just like a doctor?
He says, okay, I've got to figure this out.
I've got to make a diagnosis.
What are the pupils doing?
What's the respiration?
What's the skin?
How can I feel?
Blah, blah, blah.
What's the pulse rate?
Blah, blah, blah.
Okay, I think I know it's beginning to make sense what it has to be.
So I said, what I'm looking at seems to be The death of the West, that we know it.
Well, I say, okay, I get it.
All civilizations die.
unidentified
Right?
david mamet
When my grandparents were alive, there was still a Stone Age civilization of American Indians.
That civilization has died, right?
It exists as a memory and it exists as a means of paying homage, but it's gone.
That my grandparents came from Eastern Europe where everybody spoke Yiddish and they lived in these little shtetlach, these little villages.
They lived there for a thousand years.
That's gone.
It doesn't exist anymore.
It's all gone.
Civilizations grow and civilizations die.
What makes them die?
Well, a lot of things, but one thing that makes them die is prosperity.
Because just like the tree, it's not going to live forever.
If it was born, it's going to die.
This society started in 1776 where a bunch of guys sitting together in a room and they say, wait a second, we need to figure this out.
How can we all get along together?
We don't need a king.
It never existed on land and sea, and now it's 200x years later, and it's prosperous.
So I said, As a dramatist, I got to know the form.
Is this a comedy?
Is it a tragedy?
Is it a farce?
Is it a melodrama?
Is it a pageant?
And so one of the other things I started doing is reading the Bible every day.
And as I read the Bible every day, I said, I get it.
I know what's going on.
The Bible's all about it.
This is what happens to civilizations.
They are born from nothing.
They mature, and they get into a lot of trouble.
That's what the Tower of Babel is about, right?
That we say, we're so rich, we can do anything.
We can build a tower to God.
Well, that tower is going to crumble, right?
So the Bible helped me to understand that what we're looking at is human inevitability, that things age.
And what are you going to do when they age?
You're going to say, oh, I give up, right?
I can't do anything.
Say, no, that's not a very good idea.
We can have a prosperous rebirth of sanity in this country and in maturity because we're a mature country anymore.
Well, you got a dog, right?
You feed them a different thing when they're 12 than you do when they're a puppy.
They need different things when they're 12 when they're a puppy.
Right?
It's the same with any organism.
And eventually that dog is going to die and it will be very, very sad.
But that's life.
joe rogan
So let's start from the beginning of this round of yours and let's concentrate first on censorship.
Censorship is a key part of your book and it's a key part of some of the problems that we're facing today.
The right feels disproportionately censored because the tech people are almost universally left-wing.
That's one of the more fascinating things about these gigantic social media companies.
I mean, there are some companies that are coming up like Rumble and Gab and Minds that don't share this same sort of ideology that the people on Twitter and Facebook and a lot of these other places.
They have this idea that these are private companies and they should be able to govern them by their own rules.
And in doing so, one of the things they do is censor things that they think are objectionable or that they don't want on their platform.
And disproportionately, that favors people on the left and criticizes people on the right.
It's a real problem and it's also a problem in that it in many ways fuels extremism because if you do have extremism and you kick them off your platform, they're going to go somewhere else and they're going to go see they are against us and they're going to team up and then they'll be more hardened in their efforts or more galvanized in their approach.
What can be done?
What do you think can be done?
Other than like Elon Musk today, it was announced that he bought 9% of Twitter.
So Elon Musk is now the number one shareholder in Twitter.
And he is very concerned with free speech.
He thinks it's incredibly important for a free democracy and a functional government.
In a functional society where people get to communicate about ideas, you need to have free speech.
You need to be able to figure out what's right and what's wrong, and one of the best ways is to let people discuss things.
david mamet
Of course.
joe rogan
And this is a problem with the social media sites that are not just simply a private company.
You could say Twitter is just a private company, but I think that's crazy.
It's an unprecedented experiment in human history where one entity has an enormous portal to the discourse in not just America but the world.
The amount of communication and the amount of information that gets distributed and the amount of debate that happens on Twitter is unprecedented.
There's never been anything like it.
You could say the same thing about YouTube.
You could say the same thing about Facebook.
These are unprecedented new entities in civilization.
It's not as simple as these are private companies.
Nothing has ever existed like this that has the kind of impact and the kind of influence.
I believe, my position is, they should be treated like utilities.
And I think if you do something horrendous, if you dox people or hack into their accounts and put all their nudie pictures online or whatever horrible shit you want to do, if you threaten people's lives and call to attack people and try to organize people, attack people, that's one thing.
Barring that, I think all ideas should be open to discussion.
All ideas that are in good faith.
And then when people don't have good faith ideas, those are the type of people you shouldn't communicate with.
You should ignore them.
But the worst thing that we can do is just start deciding what can and can't be discussed when people disagree about that.
If you say, nope, I'm in control, this is my private company, and I'm not going to allow you to discuss certain political ideologies or social ideas, you can't fucking do that.
david mamet
Well, if you don't have free speech, you don't have anything in this country.
And I agree with everything you said, except you said everything should be any ideas in good faith.
I would even take that off the table, because the question is, who decides what's in good faith?
joe rogan
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
I know what you meant.
david mamet
But the law in the United States has always been, you can say whatever you want, except advocating violent overthrow of the United States government.
It's in the Constitution.
Now, you got people on the left who are advocating violent overthrow of the United States government, but you can't say that there's no difference – that there's a difference between men and women.
So free speech doesn't mean you have the right to say happy speech.
I think we're good to go.
And it's completely under attack.
And it's been...
I was so thrilled to find out that there were people who, you know, on podcast and on AM radio and a couple of other outlets who had the capacity to stand up and say, you know what?
No.
So, of course, it should be a public utility.
But the same organism which...
I brought up Twitter, also created the podcast, so thank God.
So all you can do is, you know, as they say, put on the armor of God and stand fast to stand up for what you believe in and say, yeah, you know, I get it.
There may be a cost for speaking my mind, but it's not as great to me at this moment on this subject as the cost of not speaking my mind.
joe rogan
Yeah, that is, I mean, that should be a foundational principle.
We shouldn't deviate from that in any way because without discourse, without discussion, without debate, we never find out what we really think.
It's so valuable to watch two people with opposing perspectives hash it out and try to figure out who's got the better argument.
As a spectator, it's so educational.
It's so important for trying to solidify your own ideas or trying to figure out why you think the way you think.
Or maybe someone will say something that completely shifts.
If you have a good open mind, and I pride myself on having as open a mind as possible, When I see a good debate and someone says something that goes against what I thought I believed, but I start agreeing with them, it's a fascinating moment.
Because you get a chance to examine all these thoughts that you have bouncing around your head and go, oh...
I think I know why I thought this.
Oh, I was under the impression that this was the case.
But in fact, there's more to the story.
And those kind of discussions are being fucking silenced.
And it drives me crazy.
It drives me crazy because I feel like I'm very fortunate.
And then I snuck in before people realized how big podcasts could be.
And I think that's the same thing in many ways with Twitter, but they have control over this, you know, centralized sort of portal to information.
And they're doing things to try to censor it and move it along and move it in a way that they would like it to be.
But they didn't do that with podcasts.
Podcasts just got out.
And then people just started developing followings and have this ability to have conversations with anybody.
And then you see people saying, you shouldn't platform this person.
This person needs to be taken off the air.
We need to remove this.
But why is that?
Because it goes against the way you think.
That's all it is.
david mamet
Well, yeah.
Because talking to a liberal, like I was talking to some guy and he said, well, you know, I said, Dr. King, we have two American saints, right?
Dr. King and Abraham Lincoln.
They lived and died to fight racism.
I said, Dr. King, the most famous speech after Lincoln is this, I have a dream speech, where a person will be judged by the content of the character rather than the color of the skin.
This person is a white liberal.
So, well, you know, if Dr. King had been alive today, he would have come around to the opposite view.
And I thought, what?
You know, if Hitler had been alive today, he might have become a rabbi.
joe rogan
What opposite view?
david mamet
The opposite view that...
joe rogan
That you should be judged by the color of your skin, not the content of your character?
david mamet
Yes, that colorblindness is...
joe rogan
Who the fuck are you talking to?
Who is this person?
david mamet
Well, he's a liberal.
They believe that colorblindness is racism.
A lot of them do.
Leftists, not the liberals.
joe rogan
Oh, you mean colorblindness is an I don't see race.
So that equals racism.
david mamet
Yeah, that we have to see the person's race so we know how to treat them.
Yeah, so it is the foundation of the country, the idea of free speech.
And I learned something really great from a rabbi about the way debate should be carried on, which is so helpful.
He said, when you're debating with someone, first...
Adduce the facts, right?
Adduce the facts.
So you think this, I think that.
If we disagree, take it off the table.
Just adduce the facts upon which we can agree.
So now we already have a little bit of agreement, right?
You say January the 6th was a peaceful demonstration, a blah, blah.
I say it was a riot.
Okay, take it off the table.
What can we agree upon?
joe rogan
Okay.
david mamet
Right?
Now, let's reason from those facts to what our position is.
You say your position is X. I say my position is Y. You say that your position is welfare must be increased.
I say it should be decreased.
joe rogan
I don't think it should be increased.
I just think it's necessary.
unidentified
No, no.
david mamet
I beg your pardon.
I misspoke.
I didn't mean to say that you said that.
I mean, just as an example.
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
I said an example.
david mamet
So now we start with these facts and now we have these ideas toward which we're progressing.
So now we say, "Okay, good.
I get it where you're going.
I get it where I'm going.
Let's take these facts upon which we did agree and see if that leads to your conclusion or it leads to my conclusion." Right?
Because we already started out with agreement.
Let's use the power of reason.
And I was talking to some other liberal a couple of years ago.
He said, "Obviously the Constitution's outmoded.
It's 230 years old, it's outmoded.
I said, oh yeah, like what, like the Ten Commandments are outmoded?
He says, no, it just doesn't work anymore.
I said, what should we replace it with?
He said, well, I said, I got a better question.
What are the rules by which we should determine what we replace it with?
Because that's the bigger question.
You say the Constitution is the law of the land.
It's close to magnificent holy writ and how it deals with human nature.
I see it's a terrible, constrictive document.
If we don't have any rules, where is this going to end up?
Well, remember the Civil War?
joe rogan
I do remember that.
david mamet
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
If there are no rules of debate, all that we're left with is sluggery.
joe rogan
So do you think the people that are saying we should revamp the Constitution, they believe the Constitution offers protection for things that they feel are questionable and need to be eradicated from society?
david mamet
I don't know what the hell they think.
I don't think they've read the Constitution.
I mean, it'll take them about 10 minutes to read the Constitution.
I don't know what there is to object about.
joe rogan
Well, I think, again, during the Trump administration, I think there was a lot of people that felt like we have to stop this from ever happening again.
david mamet
To stop what?
joe rogan
To stop a guy like him from ever getting to a position of power because the way he communicates is so aggressive and bombastic and so contrary to what we think of when we think of a statesman, when we think of a leader of the free world.
We don't want that kind of person in power who insults people and says rude things and Talks about himself in a very braggadocious manner and that this is negative and that he has this horde of followers that will just believe anything he says and start cheering for him at these rallies and we don't like it.
People start comparing him to other dictators.
david mamet
Yeah, no, it's terrible.
He was terrible.
I think we're much better off under Joe Biden.
joe rogan
Yeah, I like a president that doesn't know what's going on.
david mamet
Yeah.
You know, the one thing about Joe Biden is people say, you know, Joe Biden, Trump, I didn't like his tweets.
I didn't like his tweets.
Oh, that's a good idea.
We're much better off with $10 a gallon gas.
We didn't like his fucking tweets.
That's a shame.
Grow up.
joe rogan
Were you always a conservative?
david mamet
No, I was a red diaper baby liberal.
joe rogan
When did you become a conservative?
david mamet
I think, you know, I grew up, my dad, they were all involved.
My dad was a labor lawyer, and I knew my...
Friends of mine, their parents were involved with Saul Alinsky.
And I grew up and Jesse Jackson was in my neighborhood and all that race baiting and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So I grew up in the turbulent 60s and I grew up in the theater.
So I didn't know.
I didn't know.
And so I grew up with people saying, oh, Barry Goldwater, you may remember.
Barry Goldwater is a wonderful man.
He loved Arizona.
He committed outdoors.
He didn't want to be a politician, but he was.
And he said of the Vietnam War, this was a combat pilot.
He understood war.
He said, bomb him back to the Stone Age or get out tomorrow.
Meaning, get out tomorrow if you aren't prepared to fight at war.
For God's sake, stop killing people and get out.
They had 400 psychiatrists who wrote into the New York Times and signed a letter saying he's a psychotic.
So that was Barry Goldwater.
William Buckley, he said, oh, he's a psychotic.
He's the John Birch Society.
Ronald Reagan, he's a jumped up actor, blah, blah, blah.
So then I wrote a book.
I wrote a book about this.
I do a lot of thinking about my wonderful poor people, the Jews.
And I wrote a book called The Wicked Son, called Judaism, Self-Loathing and Anti-Semitism.
And I wrote this book and I thought it was a fairly straightforward understanding of what was going on with the Jews.
And another writer read a manuscript and she said, oh my God, wait till you see what the left is going to do to you.
And I said, well, like Sarah Solomon, I said, what do you mean the left is going to do to me?
I am the left, right?
I'm a congenital Democrat.
I am the left.
There's nothing objectionable in here.
So then the thing started to fray.
And then I wrote a political play in the New York Times.
It was a comedy.
It's pretty fucking funny.
I wrote a political play in the New York Times and said, oops, guess what?
He's now a conservative.
Then I wrote an article for The Village Voice.
joe rogan
What was the premise of the political play that they decided to label you a conservative?
david mamet
Well, it wasn't the play so much.
Okay, the political play there with Nathan Lane on Broadway is hysterically funny.
It's about a president who's the worst president of all time, and he's getting voted out of office, and he's got like two weeks to earn enough money to...
Jack up his campaign.
No one's going to give him any money because they say his numbers are lower than Gandhi's cholesterol.
So it's about to be Thanksgiving.
And every Thanksgiving, the president pardons two turkeys, right?
They put them on national television and they walk through Disneyland.
It's a big thing.
I pardoned a turkey.
So the president gets this idea.
He says, I want the head of the National Association of Turkey Manufacturers in my office in an hour.
So the national – the turkey guy shows up and the president says, I want $300 million.
I'm going to pardon every fucking turkey in the United States of America.
So it's all about him shaking down the turkey administration.
It's hysterically funny.
So I wrote an article for the Village Voice about political debate.
And I said, we're in the midst of having some unfortunately heated political debate.
Why can't we debate with political civility?
It's called political civility.
I said, for example, I used to refer to myself, I've always referred to myself as a brain-dead liberal.
I said, this is not even being civil to myself.
Wonderful, recent article.
Village Voice comes out on Monday.
The whole front page.
Why I am no longer a brain-dead liberal by David Mamet.
unidentified
Wow.
david mamet
Yeah.
So after that, zoop!
I was a non-person to the left.
All of a sudden, I said, golly, gumdrops, guys.
joe rogan
And you didn't have a platform where you can immediately refute this?
Did you have social media at the time or anything?
david mamet
No, I think it was before movable type.
It was a long time ago.
joe rogan
What year was this?
What has happened?
david mamet
Maybe 20, 24 years, 25 years ago.
joe rogan
Okay, so the 90s.
david mamet
But also, you know, there is no refuting.
joe rogan
There's no refuting to the people that don't believe, but there is, you can express yourself in a way that reasonable people can see your point and they get it.
david mamet
Yes, but, see, the only people that I knew to communicate with were my supposed friends of the NPR and the New Yorker and the New York Magazine.
Right.
But they lost my number from the Rolodex.
joe rogan
As soon as this all happened.
david mamet
Yeah, kaboom, just like that.
joe rogan
One Village Voice article.
That's amazing.
And one play.
david mamet
No, there was nothing wrong with the play.
The play was a hysterically funny play.
joe rogan
But that it seemed to be, like, at least enhancing right-wing arguments.
david mamet
No.
It had nothing to do with the play.
It had to do with the article that the Village Voice said.
Because they'd always...
They never liked...
Listen...
It's great fun to burst on the scene, right?
Two guys have had that experience.
But you can't burst on the scene forever.
At one point, it's no longer news that you've burst on the scene.
So what's the news?
Oh, we've got to find something else.
joe rogan
Got it.
david mamet
You know, maybe he likes having sex with dogs, or maybe this, or maybe that.
joe rogan
So this one article, though, you were still identifying as a liberal at the time.
So what changed for you?
david mamet
Well, they wouldn't have me.
So then I said, wait a second, I had to figure this out.
joe rogan
But who is they, though?
david mamet
The people, see, I've always made my living with the connivance or the oversight or the ignorance of the press.
Here's a perfect example.
joe rogan
You mean by reviews?
david mamet
Of course, yeah, because when you're a playwright, it was before the internet, if you're a playwright, you've got to go to New York, you've got a good review from Right.
joe rogan
They had a stranglehold on it back then because it was all about the reviews.
There was no social media word of mouth like Rotten Tomatoes type deal.
Nothing.
Not that long ago.
The Rotten Tomatoes thing is really fascinating to me because it's shown the difference and the very clear difference between the way critics look at things, where a lot of them are ideologically captured, Like very overwhelmingly left-wing versus the way the audience looks at things.
david mamet
That's right.
joe rogan
You know, like my friend Dave Chappelle's special, Sticks and Stones, when that came out, that was one of them where they showed the difference between Rotten Tomatoes' version of it and the Rotten Tomatoes where the critics had looked at it and gave it like 4% or something like that.
And then the most recent one, The Closer, is the best one.
Because when it first came out, I think it was like something crazy.
Insanely low Rotten Tomatoes score by the critics, but insanely high Rotten Tomatoes score by the general public.
david mamet
Yeah, but see, the critics have always been, I've dealt with them for 50 years, like the woman behind the counter at the auto registry.
They're trying to do a job.
But you better not fucking piss them off, right?
Or you ain't gonna get that license.
And if they're in a bad mood or had a bad lunch or had a fight with the husband or wife...
joe rogan
They come after you.
david mamet
Yeah, they'll ruin you.
joe rogan
It's kind of a tyranny.
david mamet
Of course it's tyranny.
It's tyranny of the weak.
And they used to say, what is the one requirement that you need in order to be a drama critic?
Insufficient talent to write sports.
joe rogan
Or insufficient talent to write for sure.
They don't start out wanting to be a critic.
Generally speaking, they want to be a writer.
They just didn't have the talent for it.
david mamet
And so what do they have?
They have the capacity to fuck things up.
And there were two guys when I was very active in New York theater that were John Simon and Frank Rich who were the theater critics for...
Respectively, New York Magazine and the New York Times.
And it would come to the openings, every opening, and they would go down to the bottom of the aisle, right by the curtain before the show, and they would turn around.
And they would look out at the audience and gossip.
So they were in effect saying, oh, guess who the show is tonight, folks?
It's us two.
So I wrote an article that said, John Simon and Frank Rich are the gonorrhea and syphilis of American theater.
unidentified
Ha ha ha ha!
joe rogan
How'd that go over?
david mamet
It was great.
But then John Simon died, rest in peace, six months ago.
And somebody called me up and said, would you give me a comment?
So I always try to think something of my wife because my wife says, you know, that's a great idea.
Please don't do it.
We have to live here in this country.
So this guy said, what do you think about the fact of John Simon's death?
And I didn't say, unfortunately.
He's finally done something for the American theater.
Yeah.
joe rogan
So, this Village Voice article comes out, you get excommunicadoed by the left, if that's a verb, and then from there you decide, I'm going to join the right?
david mamet
No, I didn't know there was a right.
Listen, I'd never met a conservator in my life.
Really?
Knowingly, no.
I mean, where am I going to meet then?
A Chicago Jew went to a hippy-dippy college and grew up in the theater?
Forget about it.
joe rogan
So what is the—but why didn't you just—this is what I don't understand.
You had these principles, these ideas, this left-wing person.
One bad article comes out about you, and you are— You're a non-persona by the left.
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
But don't you still have the same core beliefs and ideas that led you to be a left-wing person in the first place?
david mamet
I did, but I had to reexamine them.
joe rogan
So how does that process work?
david mamet
I'll tell you.
So I was going to a nice synagogue at the time, and there was a fellow there who was a conservative.
And I'd never met a conservative before, ever.
And so we talked a little bit, not too much about politics.
And I was so impressed by his demeanor.
He wasn't angry, and he was, you know, the old joke is, what do you call a happy black man, a conservative, right?
He wasn't angry, and he wasn't arrogant, and he could listen to me.
And we talked, and I was really impressed by his attitude.
And he said, you want to read some books?
I said, sure.
He said, I'm going to bring you a couple books.
And he brought me The Road to Serfdom by Frederick Hayek and Capitalism and Freedom by Milton Friedman.
Real simple, straightforward books.
And I said, thank you so much.
But of course, I'll have to hide them when my friends come by.
And he said, I don't.
And I thought, Dave, listen to yourself.
You said there's a guy whom you admire greatly as a good human being.
You asked him to give you some books.
He gave you the books, and you said you had to hide them from your friends.
You're nuts, Dave.
You're nuts.
A. And B. Are those really your friends?
So I had to start reading.
And I read everything I could get my hands on.
And I wrote a book about 20 years ago called The Secret Knowledge, which is the beginning of this change.
joe rogan
So that started off.
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
And so you read these books, the Milton Friedman book.
What book was most influential in getting you to shift your ideas?
david mamet
That's a very good question.
I think it was probably Capitalism and Freedom.
And I would start arguing because I was going nuts, right?
I said, I just don't get it.
What about this?
What about that?
joe rogan
Going nuts?
unidentified
How so?
david mamet
Because I was exposed to the difference between what I thought I thought And what I really thought, because I realized that a lot of things I thought I thought, I wasn't operating in that way.
You know, I might have said that wealth is bad, but I wanted more.
Right?
I knew that there was a lot of prejudice against Jews, and I knew there was a lot of prejudice against black, but the question was, what's the responsibility of a human being in this situation?
Was it to give more money to, quote, social programs?
Right?
joe rogan
Well, what was the right-wing alternative to that?
What was the argument against it?
david mamet
The right-wing alternative to that was charter schools.
Charter schools.
You know...
Shelby said, my good friend Shelby, and I started reading Shelby's works, and Shelby said, if we did away with welfare, the trauma in the inner cities would stop tomorrow.
joe rogan
How so?
david mamet
Well, in his words, and I got to agree with him, he's a black guy, I'm not.
Because people would say, wait a second, we're all in the same boat, let's work for a living.
And the same thing that I went through and you went through.
Unless we say that somehow, there's two groups in the United States that have always, well, one group for 150 years, another group for 60 years, have been under government control by accepting government largesse.
And from having worked a long time with kids, especially young men, it's real easy to warp them, right?
I know a lot of young men of my son's age who went to these colleges, and they get out, and their parents say, well, I've got to give them a little bit of money.
money, and it's extraordinary how little money it takes to warp a young man.
Whether that young man has just gotten out with a degree in philology from Dartmouth, or the young man has just joined a gang on the streets, it's the same thing.
It's a hard transition to become a man.
It's probably a hard transition to become a woman, I wouldn't know.
But it's a hard transition, and young men, I did and probably you did too.
Looked at the gap.
He said, geez, you know, I'm young.
I'm not very strong.
I don't know how I'm going to get a job.
I don't know how I'm going to get a wife.
I don't know how I'm going to get a car.
I don't get it.
I can't make that transition.
But you make it little by little.
But if someone says, you know, son, you got out of Dartmouth.
Here's $1,000 a week.
Have a good time until you find yourself.
You're never gonna get off of that tit, ever.
joe rogan
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
Yeah, that does seem to be a problem with wealthy people, with their kids.
david mamet
What's the problem with everybody?
The people who don't work for what they get.
joe rogan
If you get free money, it does seem to be a problem.
But still, that's just one aspect of conservative thinking.
You actually identify as a right-wing person now.
david mamet
I don't know.
You know, I can't even say Republican because the Republicans were the people when I was a kid who wore white pants and white shoes and lived at the— So what do you identify as?
joe rogan
Conservative?
david mamet
I guess I do.
All of these—I find all of the things so difficult to get my mouth around.
joe rogan
Libertarian?
david mamet
No, not a libertarian.
Like somebody said I'm an independent.
He said, you know what an independent is?
I say, yeah, it's a Democrat with a speech defect.
So I got a speech defect about saying Republican and blah, blah, blah.
But I'm certainly an American.
I love it here.
joe rogan
So what do you think of yourself as?
Do you think of yourself as right-wing?
david mamet
No, I don't think of myself.
I suppose I think of myself as a conservative.
joe rogan
Conserve.
david mamet
Because I'd like to conserve just as my own life has reached a stage where I'd love to be able to go on and enjoy some of the fruits and engage in some contemplation.
I would like the life of my beloved country to continue in maturity.
Which it can't do it as it could in adolescence.
In maturity as an honorable, decent place to live with liberty and justice for all.
joe rogan
But don't you think a lot of people on the left share that idea?
david mamet
I don't know.
joe rogan
You don't know.
But it used to be you.
david mamet
Well, exactly so.
But a lot of conservatives today would have been Kennedy liberals then.
joe rogan
Because the political landscape has shifted so much.
david mamet
Yes, as it always does.
joe rogan
Yeah.
So let's go back to the late 90s.
So this horrible article comes out about you.
You become a non-persona to a lot of left-wing people.
But you continue to work in Hollywood.
You continue to make films and write scripts.
Right.
Is it a friction?
Is it an issue?
david mamet
Right.
Well, to a certain extent, that's a good question.
The answer is you don't know.
To a large extent, you don't know.
For example, if in Hollywood, I wrote my first movie, I think 1979, and the guy who gave me notes on the movie was a guy called Samson Rafelson.
Samson Rafelson is famous because he wrote the first talking picture.
Really?
That's how close I am to the beginning of Hollywood.
Wow.
Yeah, so I got to enjoy like 40 years of the great adventure of the movie business.
But the movies that I made aren't getting made anymore.
joe rogan
What kind of movies?
david mamet
Well, independent films.
I wrote 30 films for hire, and I directed like 12 films, which I also wrote.
But in those days, there was still a little bit of independence.
Somebody said, okay, you know what, kid?
I like the script.
What's it going to cost?
Four million bucks.
Okay, good.
Here's four million bucks.
Go make the movie and I'll sell it to blah blah.
So that was independent film.
That doesn't exist anymore.
joe rogan
It doesn't?
david mamet
No, not that I know of.
Not only did that die, the movies are dead.
They're dead.
The whole idea of movies was, I'm going to get my best gal and my best boy and blah, blah, blah.
And we're going to go out on a Friday, Saturday night.
We're going to sit in the dark.
We're going to eat popcorn.
And there's a people that are 20 feet high.
They're like gods.
We're going to have the best possible time.
And if I don't like that movie, I'll see another movie, blah, blah, blah.
But now the movies are being played on this.
Right?
And the movies have become so corporate, you know, just like Twitter, that all the decisions, they aren't being made by some, you know, the people I grew up with, you know, or ancient Jews like me smoking a cigar.
I said, yeah, it seems like a good idea.
Go make it.
They're being made by 30 people sitting around a board table, you know, playing silly buggers and pig Latin with each other's pronouns.
Right?
I get it.
You know, things mature and things die.
Who would have thought that Kodak would go out of business?
They had this magnificent hegemony.
They made this little product that cost them nothing.
And the more people used it, the more they had to use it.
So who would Kodak would say 15 years ago, guys, you know, we have to stop.
There's this other thing now.
joe rogan
But they are still making some movies.
Like, is it less?
Like, is it overall like a lowered production of films?
No, no.
david mamet
The problem is always in who holds the high ground, right?
Who holds the passes, controls...
The commerce.
Who owns the railroads controls the commerce.
Who owns the blah, blah, blah.
Who owns Twitter controls the commerce.
joe rogan
So it's the suits at these movies?
david mamet
Sure.
They own the high ground.
So when I was starting out in the theater, I started out in a garage, you know, with William H. Macy and Joe Mantegna and Dennis Franz and Billy Peterson.
People who became...
John Malkovich.
The people who became huge stars.
We were just working in a garage because we could.
And then we eventually moved to Broadway and got some credibility because we could.
But if you can't, if you can only start off by entering at the corporate level, what are you going to do?
The people who made the chop shops in Southern California, right?
They took cars and they said, wow, this would be a good idea.
Let's take the blazer and cut the roof off.
I tell you what, let's take this Jeep and raise the funders.
Let's take blah, blah, blah.
Those were guys in the garage just like me and John Malkovich were in the garage and all those ideas got adopted.
By GM, right?
Where they looked at this marvelous invention and said, well, that's a good idea.
I'll do that.
And so this year, last year, Ford bought out another Bronco.
But if you take a degree in automotive design and get hired by Ford, you're going to be designing taillights for 10 years.
Right?
So where's the individual initiative?
It's not going to exist, as Milton Friedman says, until you give the people with inspiration a reason to reveal it.
It's kind of a brilliant thing to say.
joe rogan
So what's the bottleneck?
Is the bottleneck financial?
Is it just too expensive to make films so that they try to make a film that's only going to be financially viable?
They don't take any creative choices or chances?
david mamet
You know, who wants to make a film that's not going to be a financial?
Nobody ever did.
You know, sometimes the film was so expensive it didn't matter anymore.
The bottleneck is the corporation which controls the high ground or the method of distribution.
That's the bottleneck.
And okay, over a hundred years, vaudeville died, and then there was radio, and then radio died, and then there was television, and then the movies, and then the television drove out the movies.
The movies are dead, and television becomes streaming.
So the method of distribution, I hate to sound like a Marxist, is determining the content.
Right?
So you say, okay, I want to, rather than saying, honey, let's go out and see if there's anything with Clint Eastwood in it.
You say, no, no, no, I bought a subscription.
Right?
What's on my subscription series?
What can I get on Netflix?
Right?
So they're turning out sausages.
Of course they are.
But the movies were turning out sausages, too, to the largest extent.
I just had a good time making them.
joe rogan
So, I'm still trying to figure out, like, what's this leap that you're making to being, like, this hardcore conservative, or whatever you are.
unidentified
Well, I... I mean, whatever you...
joe rogan
Hardcore conservative is wrong.
david mamet
The leap is I have to be able to understand.
joe rogan
So, your business doesn't exist in the way that it existed when you were coming up and making your great films.
david mamet
For me.
joe rogan
For you.
david mamet
Yeah.
Because the other thing is, I was 22 years old.
I don't want to work with grandpa.
I get it.
Young people have a chance to have their day.
The technology changed.
Doesn't do any good.
To be the greatest designer of passenger trains in the world.
joe rogan
But they are still making independent films, right?
david mamet
Yeah, they're a bunch of independent films.
joe rogan
So how do they get made?
david mamet
I don't know.
joe rogan
You don't know?
david mamet
Listen, Herman Melville, right, he wrote the thing about the big fish, wrote a book about a big fish, Moby Dick, remember him?
unidentified
Yes.
david mamet
So he says, the first thing he says in the book is there's no different, he says the greatest Disparity in the world is between the people who are looking for work and the people who are looking for help, right?
So the people looking for help are always saying, Jesus Christ, I can't get good help.
And the people looking for work says I can't get a job.
There's always a disparity.
So the old joke has there's two Jews, right?
Remember the Jews?
joe rogan
Yes.
david mamet
One of them says, did you get the job working for ABC Radio?
The job you went over for ABC Radio.
Did you get the job?
The other guy says, no, no, no, no, no.
They don't like Jews.
joe rogan
That's a funny joke.
You're still...
I see that the business model shifted.
I see that things have changed.
But like...
I'm still trying to find out your journey to the point where you're writing this book.
david mamet
Well, my journey was...
joe rogan
You're slowly educating yourself to these different ideas, and those ideas resonate with you more than the ideas you had previously accepted, maybe because you hadn't examined those?
david mamet
Well, the idea is...
You ever a Boy Scout?
I was a Boy Scout.
joe rogan
Yeah, I was a Boy Scout.
david mamet
Okay, so the old Boy Scout test is, can I walk away from the fire?
Is it out sufficiently that I can walk away from it?
And the Boy Scout test was, pick up the ashes, right?
You don't have to worry about it.
If you could pick them up, it's out.
So, I'm very fortunate having written plays for a million years, because when you're writing a play, You're constantly saying, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I know this scene works, and I know that scene works, but there's something missing in between.
I just don't understand.
So writing a play is really a process, an analysis.
It happens to be an analysis of your imagination, but nonetheless it's an analysis.
Is there one thing too many?
Is there one thing too few?
Did I misunderstand who the protagonist is?
I got to keep at it till I understand.
So I was looking at this whole idea of conservatism and I read everything I could get my hands on.
I said, I got to understand.
I got to understand.
So I was just furious at myself and probably those around me all the time.
So I don't understand because what these guys are saying makes sense, but it's contrary to everything I've been taught.
Let me see if I can find the error.
So I just kept reading and reading and writing and writing and trying to find the error.
And I couldn't.
So I said, oh, okay, I get it.
Now I got a different problem, right?
Which is the world that I thought was congenial to me has just kicked me out.
It's just Sarah Silverman's problem.
What does that indicate?
I wouldn't want to kick them out.
Why do they want to kick me out?
I said, I get it.
Okay, I get it.
This is one of the...
Look, we...
Two years before I was born, they were throwing Jewish babies into the ovens because they thought that was a good idea at the time, right?
The civilization splits into two camps and fights World War II. Looks like a good idea at the time.
People are crazy and people do individual Crazy things and communal crazy things.
So the fact that we're undergoing a societal shift here is nothing new.
It's in fact inevitable.
My question was, what does it mean to me, B, and what should I do about it?
joe rogan
It is fascinating that the business of entertainment is almost overwhelmingly dominated by people that follow a left-wing ideology.
Almost overwhelmingly, right?
In terms of film, in terms of television, in television it's almost 100%.
I mean, it's in the high 90s, other than like Fox, Fox News, right?
That's probably the only thing on television that you can point to that's clearly conservative is Fox News Channel.
Everything else, like shows and television shows, There's so many left-wing leaning production houses and so many left-wing leaning Democrats that are working as executives and as writers and as producers.
It's the whole business.
david mamet
Yes, indeed.
joe rogan
And for a person who has a differing ideology, you either have to lie or you have to hide it.
david mamet
Or get out.
joe rogan
Or get out.
david mamet
Yes, that's right.
joe rogan
If you're a person, like, there's very few people that are Republicans or that are right-wing or conservatives.
That are openly conservative and talk about it openly and talk about politics openly that exist in Hollywood.
You got like John Voight, right?
But he's kind of on the way out.
He's done a million movies.
He's a legend.
He's been around forever.
He doesn't give a fuck anymore.
And he's been talking about his right-wing ideas for a long time.
But other than him and Clint Eastwood, who the fuck else is there?
david mamet
Well, I don't know.
There's a few.
joe rogan
A small handful.
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
And they're kind of grandfathered in, like Clint's grandfathered in in a lot of ways.
But if you're a young guy, like right now...
david mamet
Well, people in Hollywood who are conservatives whisper.
Literally.
They come up on the street and they'll say, you know, I saw you at that thing, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah.
God bless you, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And if you had come...
To the studios with a Trump sticker, your car would have been keyed.
And if you put a Trump sticker up in your neighborhood, it would have been destroyed.
Maybe your house would have been...
Who knows what?
Because...
You know anything about a codependent family?
joe rogan
Sure.
david mamet
Okay, good.
Don't we all?
joe rogan
Yeah.
david mamet
So in the codependent family, if daddy is stripping little Susie, right?
The problem is not in that family, if they're codependent, that little Susie is getting sexually abused.
The problem is that one must never draw attention to the fact.
Because if anyone says, wait a second, daddy's stripping little Susie, the family breaks up.
It's all over.
So when your kids...
You say, oh my god, this is the thing that has to be, it's the worst thing in the world, that the family would break up, so maybe he's not really blah blah little Susie, or maybe she's asking for it, or maybe I'm wrong, but you can't allow the possibility to come out of your mouth.
So that's the same thing with the left.
They're codependent.
They're living a life that doesn't stand up to the test of reason, and it's destructive, but they can't allow any alternative To come to their consciousness, let alone out of their mouth.
Because if it comes to their consciousness, they're a hypocrite.
Who wants to be a hypocrite?
So what they do is they become arrogant.
And they say it's not that I'm a hypocrite.
It's that you're wrong.
joe rogan
There's also a genuine fear of losing your income, right?
unidentified
Absolutely.
joe rogan
There's a genuine fear of being kicked out of the community.
david mamet
Absolutely.
joe rogan
I've experienced that with many friends where they would talk about their ideas that they have that might be, you know, right wing or more conservative and that they can't talk about it on sets and they can't talk about it.
david mamet
Of course.
joe rogan
They hide it.
david mamet
To be gained from examples.
And one example that I took a lot of strength from is gay liberation, because I grew up in a gay business with the theater, right?
Surrounded by gay people who were all closeted because they had to be in that time, right?
And I can't imagine the hell that that was because the choice was either to shut up or to come out and perhaps lose Your income.
But then something happened, right?
It happened with Stonewall.
And they said, wait a second.
It's not my problem that I'm gay.
That's what I am.
It's your problem.
You have to deal with it.
I don't.
And so what we saw in this transformation in 50 years has become part of the culture.
Which is a really good thing about the way the culture has aged in the last 50 years.
And another good thing is the way that being black has aged in the last 50 years and among the majoritarian of white culture where they say, wait a second, I get it.
Slavery was bad, blah, blah, blah.
Not only has slavery been over, not only has segregation been over.
We're going to go too far in the other direction and blah, blah, blah.
But There's no more lynching and there's no more church burnings, right?
And there's no more people.
Look, white actors have a very, very difficult time now because it's hard for them to get hired in the business.
But that's unfortunate.
But on the other hand, black actors had to put up with it for 100 years, okay?
It's understandable.
You know, is it equality?
Maybe yes, maybe no, but it's completely understandable.
joe rogan
Trevor Burrus White actors have a hard time getting hired now?
david mamet
Yes.
joe rogan
Really?
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
But there's so many of them.
I see them in so many shows.
Maybe that's a problem.
david mamet
Well, maybe no.
If you look at it, you know, I live among actors.
joe rogan
Oversaturated market.
david mamet
Yeah, maybe.
joe rogan
I don't know.
So, what have you abandoned in sort of becoming a conservative?
Like, what ideas have you gotten rid of?
david mamet
That's a great question.
Let me think about that.
I've gotten rid of the idea that it's the government's job to help people.
And it's the government's job to be kind to people.
joe rogan
And that's a core tenet of left-wing ideology, right?
david mamet
That's right.
joe rogan
Big government.
david mamet
Because here's the thing.
Let me ask you, what happens when you get a letter from a government organization that you didn't expect?
What's your first reaction?
joe rogan
Just like...
david mamet
Well, of course, everyone is frightened.
It's everybody's reaction.
Anybody who had anything ever to deal with the government went home weeping, right?
Because the government is, of necessity, forced.
That's all that a government is.
They have the capacity to force you to do certain things.
So what the Constitution says is let's limit that capacity only to force you to do things which promote the general defense, provide for the common welfare, and get the blessings of prosperity for you and your progeny.
That the government is good for the post office, the army, the navy, the roads and the sewers, that's it.
It does those things well because everybody, as Milton Friedman said, everybody needs them but nobody can pay for them.
So when the government decides to do something other than that, something that everybody needs and nobody can pay for, right, all that they can do is do something nobody needs.
Right?
Like a train to nowhere.
Or like a diversity department.
Right?
Because the great blessing of capitalism is if people needed it, somebody would supply it.
If nobody's supplying it, it means that nobody needs it.
joe rogan
So this was something you had to learn this.
david mamet
I had to figure it out.
joe rogan
You had to adopt this.
david mamet
Yes.
So what I realized was...
And this is Milton Friedman's great contribution.
He said when he was tutoring doctoral students for the thesis at the University of Chicago, he said, when you submit your thesis for a doctorate in economics at the University of Chicago, it can't be longer than 500 words.
It's kind of brilliant.
So what I realized is you got a pad of paper and a pencil and a kitchen table.
If it doesn't work at the kitchen table, it's not going to work at the governmental level.
There's no magic.
What did I earn?
What did I spend?
Was it a good idea?
What should I do next?
What do I learn from my mistakes?
That's it.
That's how we all run our lives.
Except when you give the power to the government, the government says, well, I'm doing good for people, so fuck you.
I'm going to teach your children about sex.
I'm going to teach your children about race.
I'm going to have a diversity department.
I'm going to etc., etc., etc.
That's inevitable because you put people in power, they're going to use it.
joe rogan
So this book, you start writing this book, and this book sort of outlines the way you feel, all the problems that you feel are happening today in this society, with censorship, with the decay, the moral foundation decay of society.
When you sat out to do this, why did you put it together in book form?
david mamet
Well, I started, I was doing a lot of writing at the time.
I was writing for National Review, writing for Wall Street Journal, writing for Flying Magazine, the Jewish Journal.
And I wrote a lot of essays and I started calling them in favor of a book.
And the form of the book is really, it's a bunch of anecdotes.
Rather than saying, here are my thoughts, I say, well, here's a story, here's a story, and here's what it makes me think of.
I'll tell you a story, okay?
joe rogan
Sure.
david mamet
So here's one of the stories in the book.
It says, two Jews, right?
The Jews called Shaspersky, and he gets off the boat from Poland, and his brother...
Tells him, I've changed my name to Frederick Stafford.
I've changed my name from Shaspersky to Frederick Stafford.
So the Polish guy gets off the boat.
Shaspersky gets off the boat and he says, please page Frederick Stafford.
Paging Frederick Stafford.
Paging Frederick Stafford.
He looks around and he sees his brother standing next to him.
He says to the brother, wait a second, I'm paging Frederick Stafford.
Why aren't you responding?
The guy says, well, I changed my name.
It's now Austin Woodford.
The guy says, you changed your name from Frederick Stafford to Austin Woodford.
Why?
The brother says, well, because when it was Frederick Stafford, everyone says, what was it before you changed it?
So my question that starts off that essay is of America.
What was it before you changed it?
joe rogan
Not totally sure if I follow you.
david mamet
That's okay.
You got some Jews somewhere in your background, I'm sure.
joe rogan
I kind of get it.
Okay.
So, you're writing this book.
What was your goal in this book?
You just wanted to get your ideas out?
david mamet
You just wanted to express yourself?
Yes.
Well, the idea about being an artist, I wrote about this in the book, too.
It's like being an oyster.
People say, oh, what's art good for?
It's good for changing people's minds.
Well, no, that's why they have firearms.
Art's not good for that.
It's good for expressing myself.
Well, that's why they have bores.
They're good at expressing themselves.
The artist creates because he's irritated, just like the oyster.
He creates the pearl because he's irritated.
He can't use the pearl.
Right?
And other people who aren't an artist might say, oh my god, who aren't an oyster.
Yes, I see the pearl.
I'd like to make a pearl too.
I know.
I'll go to film school.
joe rogan
So it was just something you needed to get out, essentially.
david mamet
That's all I've done all my life.
My whole life.
I've done this for 50 years.
I get up, I go to work every day, and I come home.
I spend the day writing, reading, and taking a nap.
joe rogan
You talk about what's happening in this country almost like as if it's a mind disease.
david mamet
A what disease?
joe rogan
A mind disease.
david mamet
Well, it is.
To a large extent, it is.
But when you read the Torah, as I say, I read the Bible every day, I read the Torah.
The Jews are crazy, right?
So it's Jews as...
To a largest extent, the progenitors of Western civilization, right?
The Abrahamic religions, right?
Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, all come out of this one tradition.
But Moses takes the Jews out of Egypt, and the first thing they do is they say, fuck you.
I want to go back.
I don't like it here.
Weren't there enough graves in Egypt?
Why do you bring us out to die in the desert?
We have nothing to eat.
So Moses says, well, what's your favorite food?
They say, quail.
So it rains down quail.
And they eat the quail till they say the quail comes out of their nose.
So then they come back to Moses.
They say, you know, we're tired of quail.
We're really tired of quail.
He says, okay, I'm going to give you this other stuff.
It's called manna.
It's going to fall and you gather it up and it's going to taste like whatever is your favorite food that day.
They get tired of manna.
So from the moment that Moses takes them out of Egypt, they don't want to leave, until Moses dies, which is the end of the story, they want to kill Moses.
They're nuts.
The people are fucking nuts.
They see Moses part the Red Sea.
He takes them out of Egypt.
Pharaoh's army gets drowned.
God appears in fire on the mountain.
Moses says, okay, guys, wait here.
I'm going to be back in 40 days.
I want to talk to the big fellow.
You know who I'm not talking about, right?
joe rogan
Not talking about Biden?
david mamet
Yeah, that's right.
I'm going to go up the mountain and talk to the big fellow.
He's a half an hour late coming down, and they've torn off all their clothes, and they've made this molten calf, and they're worshiping the molten calf.
They just saw God.
Moses says, what the fuck?
These people are nuts.
And throughout the Torah, either he's saying to God, let me get rid of these people and start again, and God says no.
Or God said, I tell you what, Moses, you get rid of the people, we'll start again, and Moses says no.
But the Torah, the Jewish Bible, is the history of human insanity.
That's what it is.
And that's why it's a great idea to study it.
Because everything you see in the Torah, you're seeing around you and in yourself every day.
joe rogan
Do you think that it's imperative that a society have some kind of structure to follow, whether it's some kind of religion or some kind of ideology?
Do you think that we need something?
david mamet
Of course we do.
And it's not only imperative, it's inevitable that a society will form itself.
Like, for example, you're in a boat full of people that gets washed up on a desert island.
You guys will improvise society just like that.
Within a half an hour, who's going to be the food gatherer?
Who's going to be the wise one?
Who's going to be the kvetch?
Who's going to take care of the public?
That's what we do.
The problem is when society gets too big, which is inevitable because it's successful, we don't know who these people are.
And we forget that we're all just, if I may, stranded on a desert island with each other.
joe rogan
Is there a solution?
Is there a way to put, like, where we're at right now?
Is this the inevitable downward spiral of this civilization and we're just going to have to watch it circle down the drain?
Or is there a way to stop this progression?
david mamet
Well, that's a good question.
joe rogan
And stabilize it.
david mamet
That is the question.
So the answer is, is it going down the drain or are we at a place of...
Listen, in 1914, the people in England...
Could not have foreseen what was going to happen to them within six months.
They came back to a world they couldn't foresee.
The people in 1939, World War II, they came back to a world they couldn't foresee.
And the same thing has happened with the computer, both of the computer.
This is the hugest upheaval.
It's more than any war.
It's the hugest upheaval in human history.
But it starts with Adam.
It's inevitable that if you got enough leisure, I don't know if 5,000 monkeys will write Shakespeare.
But it's inevitable that Alan Turing and Bill Gates will come up with the computer age.
So here we are.
So the question is, what do we do now?
joe rogan
Right.
How do we stabilize it?
david mamet
Yeah.
Or how do we enjoy it?
And the answer, the only answer I know, is with gratitude, right?
Gratitude to God for putting us here.
The fact that we still have it.
Listen, I'm 75. I'm not going to go out and chase girls.
In addition to being blissfully married, You know, and try to get my name in all the papers and blah blah and write a million plays and make all that money, all the stuff I did when I was young.
I'm in a different place in my life.
And the country's in a different place in its life.
But the young people are young, right?
And they're going to have to determine how to live in this society.
And one of the great things that I see in California is the Hispanic Americans because they're religious.
They love their family.
They love their country.
They work hard.
And it's inevitable that that will yet again – once again, Spanish land grants will become Hispanic.
joe rogan
So there's no real clear path other than gratitude?
for us to be I mean, how do you promote gratitude?
How do you get people to accept that idea?
david mamet
I don't get people to do anything.
joe rogan
But I'm just asking if there was a way.
I mean, I feel like every time someone talks about the problems with X, you should also approach it in what's the solution to these problems?
Is there a solution?
david mamet
Okay, so let's go back to religion, for example, right?
So the golden rule.
Is do unto others as you would have them do unto you, right?
So this comes out of a saying by a Jewish rabbi, an old, old Jewish rabbi, who somebody said, do you know the Torah?
He said, of course.
He said, can you stand on one foot and tell me the Torah?
He said, yes.
He stood on one foot and he said, what's hateful to you, do not do to your neighbors.
So the golden rule is a version of this, but the golden rule inverts it.
The golden rule says it's your job to do good to your neighbor.
How do you know what good is?
Well, good is what you like.
If you think it's good, your neighbor will think it's good, but that's not true, because people have different desires and different understandings.
The Jewish tradition is, I don't know what's good for you, but I know what's bad for me, and I'm not going to do that to you.
So that's the solution to a happy life.
joe rogan
Do you have any desire to continue making films?
david mamet
Sure.
I mean, you know, they say, how do you know when you're done making movies, your legs go?
Because you're on your feet for 18 hours a day.
I love making movies.
But it takes a lot of energy.
And there's two reasons that I made movies.
One, you make a lot of money sometimes.
Sometimes you don't make any.
And one is because you have a lot of fun.
So those are two reasons why I consider making a movie, but if neither one of those apply, I'd rather not.
joe rogan
Are there any films that you thought were going to make a lot of money that didn't?
david mamet
I thought they were all going to make a lot of money, but they didn't.
You know, I did my first movie.
It was called House of Games.
I think it was 1985. Thank you.
And Siskel and Ebert were the guys.
And I knew them both from Chicago.
And they said it's the year's best film.
I thought, my God, the year's best film.
My God.
But I did it for like three million bucks.
And the downside of independent films in those days is if somebody paid three million bucks for the movie, they pre-sold it.
They said, I know I got this cast and this blah, blah, blah.
I pre-sold it.
I'm already out.
I don't give a shit if the movie makes a dollar.
But what I'm not going to do is risk money promoting it.
Because I'm out.
You know, if it makes $3 million and $10, I'm great.
joe rogan
If it makes $4 million, I just made 33% of my- But if they spend a million dollars promoting it, they might not make any money.
david mamet
That's right.
joe rogan
So that was the case with that film?
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
That was too bad.
That was a great movie.
david mamet
Yeah, well, I made a lot of movies.
And I said to the one guy, I almost remember his name.
It was Orion Pictures.
He says, you understand the way we make movies?
I said, yeah.
I said, you get everything and I get nothing.
And he said, that's such an unfortunate, cynical way of looking at it.
The truth is, you get nothing now, but we get everything later.
Isn't that great?
joe rogan
Did Glengarry Glen Ross make money?
david mamet
I think that made a lot of money.
I didn't direct that.
It was a wonderful movie directed by Jamie Foley.
I did a bunch of movies that made a bunch of money that I wrote.
Wag the Dog.
joe rogan
Wag the Dog was fantastic.
Wag the Dog is eerily applicable.
When you look at, you know, modern day propaganda and you go back to that film, right?
That film was preposterous.
It was great, but people are like, oh, this could never happen.
But you think about it today, you go, Jesus Christ, that 100% could happen.
david mamet
Oh, yeah.
Well, who was it?
They started the...
I can't remember.
I've lost the thought.
The hottest thing about Wag the Dog is...
Barry Levinson called me up one day.
I'm living in Vermont.
And he says, I got this novel about this guy.
The president has to start a war, a phony war, to divert attention from some mischance.
He said, you want me to send it to you?
I said, no, no, I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I said, he has to start a war because he's caught in the closet with the Girl Scout.
Barry says, yeah, go write it.
Five weeks later, they're shooting a movie.
That was it.
That was our discussion.
They're shooting a movie.
So the movie comes out.
And as the movie comes out, the Monica Lewinsky scandal breaks.
So I'm in New York promoting something or other, and for one time only, thank God, time in my life, I was stalked by the press all week.
I couldn't leave the hotel because they all wanted to say blah, blah, blah.
But one of the reasons was there's a scene in the movie where the supposed president, I guess, is talking to somebody who looks exactly like Monica Lewinsky.
And she looks like Monica.
She's got the same outfit.
So I called up Barry and said, what the fuck?
He says, beats me.
I don't know.
joe rogan
Total coincidence.
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
Wow.
And in real life, Who did Clinton bomb during the middle of that to divert attention?
There was a bomb.
david mamet
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
It was literally right out of your movie.
david mamet
It was an aspirin factory somewhere in Syria or somewhere.
joe rogan
Something crazy like that.
Everybody was cynical about it.
Everybody was like, he's doing that to distract attention from the Monica Lewinsky scandal and say, hey, listen, we had to bomb some people.
Let's not talk about this nonsense and let's talk about something serious like this military action that was absolutely necessary and had nothing to do with distracting people from the fact that I was having sex with an intern.
david mamet
Well, you know, I knew Patty Chayefsky pretty well, and I think one of the only guys I ever envied is a writer.
I envied people who made more money than me, certainly, but I never envied their writing.
But I envied Patty that he created, among other things, the phrase, I'm mad as hell, and I'm just not going to take it.
unidentified
Yeah, network.
david mamet
Network.
But then I created that phrase, wag the dog, so I felt very rewarded.
joe rogan
I mean, that phrase gets repeated all the time when people are talking about propaganda or things that they don't believe in.
david mamet
Well, the other thing, there was somebody, I think it might have been a rack or a random, was saying, we're going to do this, we're going to do that.
That's the Chicago way, which is, I made that up for Untouchables.
unidentified
Really?
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
You made that expression?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Oh, that's wild.
I thought that was just an expression.
That's another great film.
Man, you had so many good ones.
I mean, when you look back at your career, I mean, what an incredible, like, your resume of films, of great movies that you did.
It's really impressive.
david mamet
I got lucky.
You know, I was a playwright in New York, very successful young playwright in New York, and Bob Rafelson was doing a movie.
He's doing Postman Always Rings twice.
And a friend of mine was going to audition for a part And I said, tell Rafelson he should hire me to write the screenplay.
And she said, Dave, he's got a screenplay.
He has to have a screenplay.
They're auditioning me for the part.
So she goes, blah, blah, blah.
And he calls me up.
I never met him.
He said, this is Bob Rafelson.
You say you should write the screenplay?
I said, yeah.
He says, yeah, I know you work.
You're hired.
And that's how I broke into the movie business.
unidentified
Really?
david mamet
Yeah.
So I started right at the top.
unidentified
Wow.
david mamet
I'd never been in Hollywood.
joe rogan
How old were you?
david mamet
What?
joe rogan
How old were you at the time?
david mamet
30, maybe 31. Wow!
So all of a sudden, I'm sitting in Santa Barbara.
We're shooting in Santa Barbara, and I'm befriended by Jack Nicholson.
And so every night, it's all night shooting.
So we spent all night sitting in his trailer, drinking and telling stories, and me and Jack Nicholson.
joe rogan
Wow!
david mamet
So then, it's New Year's Day, and we're all going to watch the Super Bowl with Bob Rafelson.
So it's Hunter Thompson, Me and Jack Nicholson and Scatman Crothers.
So I ended up playing the piano while Scatman Crothers sang.
So I just had such a ball doing the movies.
joe rogan
So you knew Hunter?
david mamet
What?
joe rogan
You knew Hunter Thompson?
david mamet
I knew him from there.
He's very silent.
joe rogan
Really?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
He's probably taking it all in.
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, I mean, that's a good move.
Jack Nicholson and you were sitting down there talking.
david mamet
Oh, he's great.
And listen, from that day to this, anytime we're in the same place, I haven't seen him recently, we used to see him a lot, he would always cross the room and see great gentlemen, say, ma'ams, how you doing?
So sweet.
joe rogan
That is sweet.
When you look back at these films that you've made, is there anything that stands out as being an extraordinary accomplishment to you?
Like anyone that you...
david mamet
Oh, that's a good question indeed.
I did a movie with Alec Baldwin.
My wife and Phil Hoffman, my wife Rebecca Pidgeon and Phil Hoffman were the stars, and Alec played...
It's called State in Maine, and it's about a movie company on location.
And they've just lost Billy Macy's in it.
They just lost their location because the star, played by Alec Baldwin, was found.
She's living a Girl Scout.
And so they have to come to a new town, and they destroy the town in three days.
It's pretty funny.
Everybody, Sarah Jessica Parbis, Sylvia, Julia Stiles, everybody's in the movie.
And there's a scene where Alec Baldwin is out getting drunk with this underage girl and he cracks up his car and the car turns over and he crawls out of the car.
Clark Gregg's in the movie.
And he says, looks around and she's crawling out of the car and the cops are coming and she's underage.
And he turns around and he says, wow.
I thought, we're about to shoot.
So I say, hold on, stop, stop, stop, hold on.
I say, Alec, when you crawl out of the car...
Turn around and look around and say, well, that happened.
So he jumps up and down.
He's screaming.
It's the funniest fucking thing ever.
unidentified
Woo, woo, woo.
david mamet
So he jumps.
So that's the way the line is in the movie.
And I felt very, very proud of that.
joe rogan
Wow.
When you see all the crazy shit that happened with him on the set of Rust, how did you react to that?
david mamet
You know, I did a lot of stuff with Alec.
I directed him in that movie.
He's wonderful.
joe rogan
The scene in Gary Glenn Ross, Coffees for Closers.
david mamet
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
That is a fucking amazing scene.
david mamet
He's marvelous.
And he did, you know, how that scene came about is Alec was supposed to play a part.
I think it was eventually played by, I can't remember whom.
But then he had to drop out because he had a contract with some other show.
And as often happens in Hollywood, they say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know that we are done shooting, but we have you under contract for two more months.
We might have to do reshoots.
So I had to write him out.
We cast somebody else.
But then the contract finished and they said, yeah, you're done.
You can go do the movie.
So Alec comes back.
He says, you know, what can I... I'm so heartbroken.
I said, what can I do?
He says, write me another scene.
So I did.
So that scene, which doesn't occur in the play, I wrote for Alec to...
joe rogan
Really?
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
Oh, wow.
It's perfect for him.
david mamet
Oh, it's wonderful.
And, you know, that's another thing I feel very good about is a lot of salespeople come up to me and every one of them says, oh, my God, thank you.
You got it so right.
I used to do that for a living.
I used to work on a boiler room.
joe rogan
Oh, really?
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's an amazing scene.
He's a fascinating guy, Alec Baldwin, because he's such a movie star guy.
david mamet
Also, I did a great movie with him and Anthony Hopkins called The Edge, which I wrote about these two guys, the world's richest guy, Anthony.
joe rogan
I remember that.
unidentified
Yeah.
david mamet
And the plane goes down in Alaska and they have to fight a grizzly bear.
joe rogan
Yeah.
david mamet
That was a lot of fun.
joe rogan
That was a fun movie, too.
Damn, my God.
I mean, it's got to be satisfying to look back at all you've accomplished and look back at this insane resume of great film.
david mamet
Yeah, but what does it mean when my mother has to live on Social Security?
joe rogan
What does that mean?
david mamet
It's a joke.
It's an ancient joke.
The psychiatrist, the rock star comes to the psychiatrist and he's bitching and moaning and this and that and everything.
The psychiatrist says, yeah, but you're world famous.
He says you're worth billions of dollars.
The rock star says, yeah, but what does it mean when my mother has to live on Social Security?
joe rogan
I don't get that joke.
david mamet
He's worth billions of dollars and he's not taking care of his mother.
joe rogan
Right.
What does it have to do with your film career?
david mamet
It's a joke.
joe rogan
I know.
It's a fucking terrible one.
david mamet
Well, see, but that's the thing about Jewish humor, right?
I'm a yid, right?
unidentified
Right.
david mamet
My question, okay, here's a great Jewish joke.
joe rogan
Okay, hit me with it.
david mamet
Why did Hitler kill himself?
joe rogan
Why?
david mamet
He got his gas bill.
joe rogan
That's a good joke.
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
That's a solid joke.
david mamet
Okay.
joe rogan
It's a solid joke.
You know, I mean, it's got so many layers to it, gas chambers, you know, the whole thing.
david mamet
Exactly so.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Well, listen, David, it's been amazing talking to you and meeting you.
I appreciate it very much, and I appreciate our mutual interest in jiu-jitsu and martial arts, which we didn't even talk about.
Red Belt's another film that you made.
david mamet
Oh, Red Belt.
Man, you know, I got to work with everybody.
joe rogan
Yeah.
david mamet
All the greats.
Because, you know, I've been involved with jujitsu, like me, for 20 years.
And I was sitting...
You got time for one more story?
joe rogan
Sure, yeah.
david mamet
So the guy who's my teacher, my beloved teacher, Renato Magno, grew up in Sao Paulo, I guess.
joe rogan
Shout out to Renato.
I've known him since 1998. Well, dude.
david mamet
And I think he's a cousin to the Machatis and the Gracis.
So I knew them all, and I trained with a lot of them.
And Hickson was doing an event...
That he staged, and it was an event down at some...
joe rogan
Culver City, right?
david mamet
I think so.
joe rogan
Yeah, I was there for that.
david mamet
Yeah, yeah, and he was at the control booth, right?
joe rogan
Right, because I remember they were talking about your film back then.
david mamet
Yeah, and so it was before he did the film.
He was going to do the film.
unidentified
Wow.
david mamet
Wow.
And we ended up with John Machado.
He's wonderful.
So anyway, so Hicks says, you know, Dave, I know you.
We know him from around.
He says, come sit in the control booth with me.
So I'm sitting and watching.
And he says, he's trying to reason away, how do you put jujitsu?
How do you dramatize it, right?
Of course, there's MMA, but there's something else, which is just straight-up jiu-jitsu.
It's very hard to...
Yeah, there you go.
How do you dramatize it?
And I said...
I came up with this idea.
I said, wait a second.
What about if one of the guys has an infirmity?
You assign...
You, in effect, cripple him for a moment.
Not really.
He loses an arm.
He can't use his arm.
He can't use his hand.
He's like blah, blah, blah, blah.
And so I'm coming up with that while I'm working with Hicks.
Hicks over there.
And I told it to him.
He kind of liked it.
He was considering it.
But then he got called to train for some fight he was going to do for five million bucks.
You can remember who he was fighting, I remember.
So he went down to Brazil.
But I got really lucky with that cast.
joe rogan
Yeah, I think that was probably the early days of Pride.
The timeline, I think Red Belt was 2004?
david mamet
Maybe.
joe rogan
Is that right?
Am I guessing right?
I think that's, if I'm guessing correctly, that might have been Funaki.
That might have been Hickson's final fight in Coliseum.
I think that aligns correctly, which is probably his biggest fight.
And the most respected and dangerous opponent.
And it's one of the more spectacular victories too.
Because he chokes Funaki out completely.
And you see Funaki going unconscious.
Funaki doesn't tap.
He just goes to sleep.
And then Hickson climbs off of him and kind of like kicks him off of his body.
And stands up.
It was wild.
That's the final fight of Hickson's career too.
Is that right?
unidentified
No.
jamie vernon
What you're talking about happened, but it says in 2003, Antonio Inaki offered Hickson $5 million to fight against Fujita, but had no answer.
joe rogan
But Fujita didn't fight him.
jamie vernon
Yeah, it says they didn't fight, but he had an offer on the table for $5 million around the time.
joe rogan
Oh, so that was the time.
And then the Funaki fight was when?
2000. Oh, that's right.
Coliseum 2000. So it was before that.
Oh, so Hickson never did wind up fighting again.
Correct.
Okay.
I had dinner with Hickson and his son and his wife once, and he was talking about they were trying to get him to fight Fedor, which would have been incredible.
david mamet
Oh, they wouldn't get his ass off.
joe rogan
You think you would have kicked Fedor's ass?
david mamet
Yeah.
joe rogan
Really?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
You're a true believer.
That's cute.
david mamet
I certainly am.
joe rogan
I would never say anybody was going to kick Fedor's ass back then.
I watched Fedor Cro Cop today at the gym.
I was working out today at the gym.
And they had Fedor versus Cro Cop on the big screen.
I forgot what a fucking incredible fight that is.
Fedor is one of the greatest, if not the greatest heavyweights of all time.
david mamet
Marvelous.
joe rogan
You know, I don't think anybody could say that anybody was gonna kick Fedor's ass back then.
Not in 2000. You know, it's just, he was too fucking good.
From 2000 to 2000, whatever it was, 2005. There's a certain amount of years that an athlete, particularly a combat sports athlete, can compete at their very best.
You can't do it forever.
It's only a certain amount of years.
And I maintain that during that time, when Fedor fought Noguera, when Fedor fought Krokop, when Fedor was the fucking man!
He could do anything when Pharaoh fought Randleman.
He could submit you off of his back.
He could knock you outstanding.
His ground and power was ferocious.
He was stoic, dead-faced, just a fucking technical assassin with a bulletproof mindset.
You had to beat him until Fabrizio Verdun came along and triangled him.
Nobody even came close, you know?
Fabricio Verdum was the first guy to really solve the puzzle and crack the code, and then from then on, a lot of people beat him.
But, I mean, you know, that's just wear and tear and time and just the sheer numbers, you know?
So I had enough people.
david mamet
I was...
I have to go up to—you can cut it off.
joe rogan
No, no, just keep going, man.
david mamet
So two stories.
One is that I had to fight the old man, the old sensei in Red Belt.
And we're thinking, who are we going to get?
Who are we going to get?
And we kept saying it should be somebody like Danny Inosanto.
So I know Danny, I trained with Danny.
So we kept saying it should be somebody like Danny Inosanto.
So then at one point, Inosanto says, well, what about Danny Inosanto?
So we cast Danny and he said the second most flattering thing in the world.
I was rolling with him.
He said, are you sure you're a writer?
You don't fight like a writer.
joe rogan
That must have felt good.
david mamet
Oh, it felt so great.
joe rogan
Yeah, I mean, that's lineage, man.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
Straight from Bruce Lee.
david mamet
He gave me the sign that Bruce had signed and Danny signed.
It's in my office.
joe rogan
Oh, wow, that's amazing.
Yeah, he's good friends with Jean-Jacques, who I got my black belt from.
So, you know, he always speaks very highly.
david mamet
We just saw Jean-Jacques.
I just had lunch with him a couple months ago, yeah.
joe rogan
I love that guy.
He's amazing.
Yes, he is.
David, thank you very much.
unidentified
Yeah, you're welcome.
joe rogan
I really, really appreciate it, really enjoy it, and it was an honor to talk to you, to sit down and just shoot the shit with you.
unidentified
It's great to talk to you.
joe rogan
And your book, it's out right now?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, today.
It'll come out.
There it is.
Recessional, The Death of Free Speech, and the Cost of a Free Lunch.
David Mayer.
david mamet
Thank you so much.
unidentified
Thank you.
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