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Joe Rogan Experience #1762 - Josh Szeps
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Hello Josh.
Hi mate.
josh szeps
I'm free.
joe rogan
Good to see you, Matt.
josh szeps
They let me out.
joe rogan
They let you out of your prison colony.
Isn't it strange how Australia is reverting back to what it originally was?
josh szeps
Supposedly.
But now, I mean, Omicron's going crazy there now.
Now we're open.
But it's a cold.
joe rogan
Omicron is a cold.
josh szeps
Yeah, it is now.
joe rogan
It's not the Delta.
It's not this dangerous one.
josh szeps
Well, we're embracing it wholeheartedly.
We can talk about all the numbers and stuff, but this whole theory that Australia has become a prison colony and there were definite excesses over the past couple of years in the way that some Australian states dealt with it.
But since the 1st of November, when the biggest state, New South Wales, where Sydney is, where I'm from, basically was like, Alright, we're open.
We're letting people come in from abroad.
We're not going to have quarantine anymore.
You're allowed to do whatever you want.
We're not going to have any restrictions and stuff.
I was looking at the numbers this morning just before I came here.
There were like 1,200 new cases a day in November, and now there are between 60,000 to 100,000 cases a day in a state of...
8 million people, so it's about- 100,000 cases a day.
Yeah, so it's about the equivalent of, if I adjusted it for the US population, it's about 800,000 to 1.3 million a day in the US, which is about, I think, what it is.
joe rogan
Probably right now.
josh szeps
But for Australians, it's like, what the hell is going on?
joe rogan
But it's a completely different virus.
If it was that many of the Delta, it would be very scary, because a lot of people would be dying.
josh szeps
Well, also, timing-wise, a lot of people are vaccinated.
New South Wales is 95-plus percent vaccinated.
joe rogan
But the vaccine isn't working for Omicron.
josh szeps
For hospitalization and death, it is.
joe rogan
No, no, no.
josh szeps
Hospitalization and death.
joe rogan
People aren't getting hospitalized and dying off Omicron.
It's not the same disease.
josh szeps
It's not the same, but it would still be a very different situation if no one in Australia was vaccinated than if 95% of them were vaccinated.
joe rogan
If it's an escape variant, which is what some biologists believe, then no, because it doesn't have the protection.
The vaccine doesn't provide the protection from this particular variant.
josh szeps
Yes, it does.
joe rogan
From Omicron?
josh szeps
Yeah.
unidentified
In what way?
josh szeps
In terms of hospitalization and death, it does.
joe rogan
Hospitalization and death is not an issue with this variant.
It's not causing people to be hospitalized and dying on large scale.
josh szeps
Well, not the same.
It is, though.
It is.
I mean, like, if it's half as...
The way the epidemiologist put it is, like, if it's half as bad, but ten times as many people get it, then you've still got five times as many people in hospital.
joe rogan
It depends on what you're talking about.
If you're talking about people with massive comorbidities, yeah.
But any cold could do that to people.
So are we going to vaccinate for colds?
Because that's literally what this is.
My friend who just got it had no idea he had it.
He had a scratchy throat.
And then he got tested.
Turned out that he had it.
And he said, I felt nothing the next day, but I'm still positive for a couple days and I have to lay low.
But this is not like the Delta.
This is not even like the original version.
josh szeps
Even the vast majority of people who got Delta didn't die from it and weren't hospitalized from it.
I mean, it's all a numbers game, isn't it?
joe rogan
Yes, it is, but it's a rougher disease.
It's quite a much rougher experience for people that got the Delta.
josh szeps
I mean, the problem is, you don't need something to be very deadly.
If 330 million people all get it, then...
joe rogan
I want to know if this is true because I was reading this paper where they were saying that the vaccine is not protecting people from Omicron.
See what you can find on that.
This biologist was calling it an escape variant and he was saying essentially it's a completely different strain.
josh szeps
I mean, it depends whether you're talking about testing positive on a test, which is part of the problem, right?
Or whether you're talking about hospitalization and death.
The vaccines are effective against Omicron in preventing hospitalization and death.
unidentified
I don't know if that's true.
joe rogan
I do.
But stop, because Omicron is not causing hospitalization and death.
It was like two months in in America, and they still hadn't isolated a single death that they could attribute to Omicron.
josh szeps
That's just early days.
joe rogan
Two months?
unidentified
Two months is thousands and thousands and thousands of people that are infected.
josh szeps
Most of the people in hospital in Australia are Omicron.
joe rogan
Omicron makes Biden's vaccine mandates obsolete.
There's no evidence so far that vaccines are reducing infections from the fast-spreading variant.
josh szeps
Infections, not hospitalizations and death.
joe rogan
But I don't think it's effective in that way either, because it's not causing hospitalizations and deaths in the same way.
josh szeps
It is.
Not in the same way.
Yeah, it is.
unidentified
It is.
joe rogan
No, no.
Listen.
One of the things that they've isolated is that there's still a significant number of people in this country that have the Delta.
josh szeps
Yes.
joe rogan
Because Delta didn't just go away.
josh szeps
No, that's true.
joe rogan
And they're saying that most, by far, of the hospitalizations and the deaths for sure are from that variant.
josh szeps
That'll change.
joe rogan
I don't know if you're right.
What are you, a fucking soothsayer?
josh szeps
I'm a journalist, mate.
I mean, part of the hassle of it is that it doesn't – I mean, for most of us, if you're not very old and you're not very fat and you don't have a comorbidity, then the hassle of this whole thing that's going on at the moment with Omicron is all the, do I have to isolate – Am I going to be able to cross a border?
I mean, I've been traveling for the past month from Australia.
I was released from our prison aisle as soon as we could go.
I was like, I'm out of here!
joe rogan
Have you thought about escaping forever?
Because you used to live over here.
josh szeps
Yeah, I lived more of my life in the States, my adult life, than I did in Australia.
joe rogan
When you went back to go on TV, I was kind of sad.
I was like, uh...
josh szeps
I honestly feel so warm towards you, and it's so nice to be with you.
I did this show six times when you were in LA, between 2014 and probably 2017, so I was living in New York and working on HuffPost Live, and went to Australia, had twins.
Nightmare of like babies and work and then the pandemic hits and like, you know, kind of a good time to not be able to leave the country because how much fun travel can you do when you've got two screaming babies next to you anyway?
But as soon as the borders opened and the state government was like, you're not going to have to spend two weeks in a quarantine hotel when you come back into the country anymore, we left.
joe rogan
What is the state in Australia that has the most ridiculous rules?
josh szeps
Western Australia.
joe rogan
Yeah, so they have rules where you can't even go to work now, right?
Unless you're vaccinated.
josh szeps
Oh, so there are a couple of things that could be perceived as crazy.
One is, like, different rules for vaccinated and unvaccinated people.
joe rogan
Yes.
josh szeps
But the other is also just, like, being a hermit kingdom.
joe rogan
Is that what it is out there?
josh szeps
Well, so Western Australia...
I'll backtrack and I can give some context to this in a sec, but just to finish my thought about jumping across borders.
I was in Europe and I sent my partner Sean and our kids to his parents in New England to see the grandparents because the grandparents haven't seen them in two years.
It's the big pandemic reunion.
And I was like...
I've got to do a little bit more work in Sydney.
So you take the kids by yourself.
Thank you, Sean.
I'll go to Europe and meet up with some old mates and some family in Europe.
And this is like in September, October, so sort of pre-Omicron.
And I'm like, it's going to be sweet.
Pandemic's basically over.
The Delta wave has subsided.
unidentified
Yeah.
josh szeps
I'm being laid out of the box.
We're going to go and have fun.
I'm booking nine-hour train rides from France to Switzerland.
I'm hitting up my mate in Rome.
We're going to go to Sicily.
We're going to do all this stuff.
And then Omicron just starts coming, and I've spent the past four weeks, I feel like Indiana Jones with a burning bridge, and I'm running And the bridge is just falling apart.
It's like the borders are clanging close behind me.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
josh szeps
I'm just like, new rules, new testing.
Do I need an antigen test to get into Switzerland?
Do I need a new piece of paper to say that I haven't been a close contact?
Do I need this?
Do I need that?
And all this stuff.
It's been...
And then the final night before coming here to the States.
And you know you need a negative test to come into the United States.
They won't let you board the plane unless you have a test on...
joe rogan
Do you have to have a test when you land?
Oh, one day before.
josh szeps
Yeah, you can't get on the plane to even come here.
joe rogan
One day before is kind of funny, though, because you could easily be positive and get on that plane.
josh szeps
Well, true, but I mean, it's also a pain in the ass, because it used to be three days before, and then Biden was like, we've got to really crack down on this and make it one day before.
joe rogan
Well, that's way more logical.
josh szeps
I'm like, dude, you've got a million cases a day in America anyway.
Like, just let me in.
I promise I'll isolate.
Okay.
I'm not going to infect anybody.
So I find myself in Milan and it's my last night and this is just before Christmas.
And my kids and my partner and my in-laws and everybody are all preparing for Christmas in New Hampshire.
It's going to be beautiful, snowy.
The kids haven't had Christmas with their grandparents for three years.
And I get to this little hotel in Milan the night before I need to do the test and fly out to Australia and And the guy at reception is like, oh no!
Like, literally, like...
joe rogan
Oh, Jesus Christ.
josh szeps
As I hand him my passport, he's all over my passport, he hands it back to me.
And so I get into my room and I'm like, all right, what will be will be.
I mean, you know, I can't control this.
And then right outside my door, I just hear him going...
He's sitting, sitting in the hallway, right outside my door, as I'm trying to go to sleep.
And it becomes like...
I mean, this dude's got COVID. He has some serious respiratory...
unidentified
Did you ask him?
josh szeps
No!
I didn't want to be anywhere near him!
joe rogan
I would ask him, what are you doing, man?
josh szeps
What are you doing?
joe rogan
Go home!
josh szeps
Absolutely!
joe rogan
Do you have COVID, sir?
josh szeps
So the whole night I'm hearing, and it's even getting me anxious, not about me catching it, but for his well-being.
Because he starts doing that dry, retching kind of heaving.
You can hear his lungs.
unidentified
Jesus Christ, and he's outwork.
josh szeps
And it's like one in the morning, so I open the window.
It's like minus seven degrees Celsius, like 15 degrees or something Fahrenheit.
I open the windows of my room and turn the heater up to about 110 degrees.
I just lie with my face like...
Trying to get some air.
Like snowflakes coming in.
I'm just like, I don't care about really catching it that much.
But I do care about not getting the test.
So the next day when I get the test, I'm like, oh my God.
joe rogan
Have you had COVID at all?
josh szeps
No, I haven't.
unidentified
Really?
joe rogan
Interesting.
josh szeps
Well, Australia...
I mean, the weird thing about Australia has been...
What people don't understand when they think, what the hell is going on in Australia, when they look at those videos of people being locked up in detention centres for two weeks just for being a close contact or something.
And this is not to say that there hasn't been some overreach.
There has, especially since it's sort of a state-by-state thing in Australia.
So, you know, there are some states that...
Have gone really hard, and other states have been a bit more loosey-goosey about it.
And the borders of the states have been closed.
You haven't been able to go for long periods of time when there's been a big outbreak in Sydney or a big outbreak in Melbourne.
All the neighbouring states just go, putting up a police blockade, and that's it.
Just keep it there.
So Western Australia, where Perth is, has had essentially no community transmission of coronavirus the entire time.
And on February 5th, they're going to open up and let it in.
joe rogan
But they're the ones who have the wackiest laws, right?
josh szeps
Well, they're the ones who have...
Like, if you'd want to go to Western Australia from even another Australian state...
Like, imagine California had just been completely closed off from the rest of...
Or, like, maybe Alaska is a better example.
Imagine Alaska had just said, all right, no one is coming into Alaska in March of 2020, and there's no COVID, and that's it.
And then, like, you're just going with normal life.
In Western Australia...
No masks, no school closures, no social distancing.
Up until recently, all this is changing a bit with Omicron.
And so they've been like, well, why would we let it in?
Why would we have all of the disruptions to our lives that the rest of the world has had to endure if we can just go to the beach and go out to restaurants and live normally?
And they've had an attitude, and that was the attitude of the whole country up until basically four months ago.
You couldn't come into the country unless you spent two weeks in managed quarantine.
And the idea was not, as some alt-right troublemakers here in the States try to put it, that the country was just going to turn into North Korea and remain a hermit kingdom forever.
The point was, get everyone as vaccinated as possible.
Get all the ICU beds that you can.
Get your ducks in a row.
We know that we have a fight on our hands coming.
And to be frank, because Australia managed to eliminate coronavirus in March, April 2020, essentially eliminate community spread of it, there's a whole bunch of fat, old and sick people in Australia who, to be blunt, were...
would be dead in America and are, or the UK or Italy, Because those are the people who were kind of lost in the first cull in New York and Northern Italy and London and places like that.
So it's been like a managed kind of reopening.
joe rogan
Well, Australia is a very different kind of country, right?
We have to lay that out for people to understand.
It's as large as a contiguous United States, but it has less people than California.
You have less people than Los Angeles.
unidentified
Correct.
josh szeps
Yeah, depending on how you count it.
You can count Mexicans.
You always think that LA has millions of illegals.
joe rogan
They really don't know.
josh szeps
So, Australia is halfway between Texas and Florida, population-wise.
unidentified
Interesting.
josh szeps
25 million.
joe rogan
And it's enormous.
It's enormous.
What about the supply chain?
Do they have an issue getting the supply chain out?
josh szeps
Yes.
joe rogan
Yeah?
josh szeps
Oh, you mean in normal times or in COVID? COVID times.
COVID times, I mean, everything is screwy everywhere, isn't it, with the supply chain stuff, and it's hard to get things around.
I mean, I kind of feel like if you could give...
It's like the rest of the world had the luxury of not being able to control coronavirus, and it's almost like a survivor's curse, or like a victor's curse, where the countries that have been able to successfully keep it out...
So, South Korea, Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, New Zealand, Australia are broadly like the basket of countries that have taken what you might call a zero COVID approach, where for the first year or year and a half of the pandemic, they were like, we're going to have massive contact tracing of everybody who tests positive, we're going to close the border and make sure that the virus doesn't come in, and we're going to stamp out every instance of community transmission, because once it runs away, then you can't get control over it anymore.
And we'll willingly bring it in when we're ready to do so, instead of allowing it to just come in and go.
joe rogan
Willingly bring it in, it's funny.
josh szeps
Well, I mean, yeah, that's sort of the thing.
But how the hell do you do that?
You can't.
New Zealand and Western Australia are jurisdictions where Like, if you've never had it, and you've got no experience of it, what politician would have the guts to go, all right, my little cloistered population of people who've never been exposed to this pathogen, let's just bring it in voluntarily and manage how we do that.
That's the conundrum that they face, and that's the conundrum that New South Wales, my state in Australia, on November 1st was just like, well, okay, now or never.
We're as vast as we're going to be, we're as prepared as we're ever going to be, we understand the treatments now, we're not going to go through what New York and Northern Italy did, What is it like over there in terms of the recognition and the discussion of vaccine injuries?
joe rogan
Is there suppression of it?
josh szeps
I've been thinking about this, like, and what is suppression and what is just the sort of habit of the media elite to find certain sources credible and certain sources non-credible.
So, like...
We've given 9 billion doses of this, of the vaccine so far, right?
unidentified
9?
joe rogan
Oh, because multiple...
josh szeps
Yeah, almost 4 billion people have been fully vaxxed.
There's no widespread incidence of worrying disease.
That doesn't mean that there aren't...
joe rogan
Worrying disease?
josh szeps
Well, yeah, people aren't dropping dead from the vaccine in those 5 billion double doses.
But that doesn't mean that there aren't side effects.
And so, I mean, I've tried to do a good job of not- Some people are dropping dead, right?
Yeah, just not as many as you would if you infected all those people with COVID. Well, it depends on who the people are.
Like, if you're talking about the young soccer players that are dropping dead, I don't think they would have died from COVID. So, I mean, I think the – well, again, it's a numbers game, isn't it?
I mean, you only need a one in, even if there's only a one in 100,000 chance or a one in a million chance that someone with a particular risk profile is going to die of COVID, then you're right that the balance becomes different when you're talking about, let's say a 15-year-old male's risk of COVID and a 15-year-old male's risk of some side effect from the vaccine than if you're talking about an 82-year-old Right.
Very different.
joe rogan
Michael's impression that what we should have done early on is protect the vulnerable and concentrate on protecting the vulnerable and not mandate it for everybody, particularly for people that may have like for young boys in particular, there's an adverse risk associated with the vaccine.
It's like a two to four fold increase in the instances of myocarditis.
josh szeps
Yes.
Versus hospitalization.
You know that there's an increased risk of myocarditis among that age cohort from getting COVID as well, which exceeds the risk of myocarditis from the vaccine.
joe rogan
I don't think that's true.
It is.
No, no, no.
I don't think it's true that there's an increased risk of myocarditis from people catching COVID that are young versus increased risk of myocarditis from the vaccine.
josh szeps
No, there is.
There's both.
joe rogan
Well, let's look that up because I don't think that's true.
josh szeps
There's both.
I mean, there are like...
joe rogan
People certainly do get myocarditis from the vaccine.
unidentified
Yes, that's right.
joe rogan
In fact, my friend John Wayne Parr from Australia is a world Muay Thai champion.
josh szeps
He's in Western Australia as well?
unidentified
He's...
joe rogan
No, he's outside of Melbourne.
josh szeps
Oh, okay.
Well, they've had the harshest lockdowns in the world in Melbourne.
joe rogan
He had a heart issue from COVID. Yeah.
josh szeps
No, it does happen.
joe rogan
And he's super fit.
josh szeps
Yep, it does happen.
It's rare.
joe rogan
But I don't know if it's myocarditis.
He's just had some sort of a heart issue, and apparently it's gone away, and he's out, and he's recovered.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
But even a guy like him, who is super fit, can have issues.
josh szeps
Absolutely.
But I mean, people who are super fit can have issues from getting COVID as well.
joe rogan
That's what I just said.
josh szeps
Yeah.
Oh, right.
I thought you said from the vaccine.
unidentified
No, no, no.
josh szeps
Oh, right.
No, he had COVID. Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
josh szeps
Yeah.
No, totally.
I mean, neither, you know, in an ideal world- No.
joe rogan
No?
josh szeps
No.
joe rogan
Really?
josh szeps
Yeah, I don't know.
joe rogan
That's wild.
Maybe you guys are getting fake vaccines.
josh szeps
Maybe.
Well, again, whatever they get, bite them.
unidentified
Exactly.
josh szeps
It's just sugar water.
joe rogan
There's not a fucking chance that was real.
josh szeps
Did you aspirate that?
joe rogan
They didn't aspirate it.
Did you notice?
josh szeps
They shoved it in them.
joe rogan
You're not supposed to do it that way.
That shit was 100% salient.
josh szeps
I was looking at when they were vaccinating me as well.
I was like, now I'm just getting nervous.
No, I mean, look, there's a risk profile to everything, and as a broadcaster, because I work for the public broadcaster there, so I'm like sort of the...
I suppose the big bad media elite, like lamestream media person, who other people might criticize as being part of a group of people who haven't necessarily covered themselves in glory in being as open as you might want them to be about all of the...
Well, yeah, I think people have a chip on their shoulder about the way that the mainstream media has dealt with issues of...
joe rogan
But to generalise mainstream media as one...
josh szeps
Well, that's what I say.
That's what I say.
joe rogan
It's not one big thing.
josh szeps
There are a lot of people like me who work in the mainstream media, and so many of my colleagues at the ABC, who are genuinely committed to the truth and to trying to...
And I will absolutely – I know that there's no long-term gain in trying to cover things up or trying to bullshit people.
joe rogan
Well, especially a person like yourself that has had a career initially from the internet.
josh szeps
Yes.
joe rogan
I've always felt for you as a better platform anyway because it's unrestricted and you can – Be wild.
You can say whatever you really feel.
And you have very strong opinions.
And when you have very strong opinions and you work for a gigantic corporation, those very strong opinions could harm advertiser revenue or fuck with some narrative that you can get.
josh szeps
Look, I haven't felt pressure.
joe rogan
That's great.
josh szeps
I haven't felt any pressure.
I was like, hey, I'm doing Joe Rogan.
They were like, great, Godspeed.
That's great.
No one was like, oh, my God, what are you going to say?
Are you going to bring the ABC into disrepuge or something like that?
They're pretty chill about it.
joe rogan
Who is that one lady who is, she's like some health minister over there, is like saying, everyone's just going to have to get used to taking vaccines.
unidentified
We're going to have to get used to boosters, used to COVID vaccines.
joe rogan
She was like real terse.
josh szeps
I didn't see that, but I love your face when you do that bitchy Australian accent.
unidentified
That's what she was doing.
That's what she was doing.
We're all going to have to get used to vaccines.
joe rogan
Like, fuck you.
Who the fuck are you, lady?
josh szeps
Have you seen the Jacinda Ardern, New Zealand Prime Minister?
joe rogan
Yes.
josh szeps
Her, like, telling people that they're going to have to get used to living with COVID or something?
unidentified
Yes.
josh szeps
They're going to open up.
It's literally like she's a school parent.
joe rogan
Exactly.
josh szeps
I have no political agenda against her or anything, but the manner?
joe rogan
Exactly.
josh szeps
Like, the sort of, this officious kind of very, like, what am I, a baby?
Exactly.
Like, my mummy?
unidentified
Exactly.
joe rogan
Well, this is the problem with government, right?
With people that have power over other people.
It's why we restrict power.
Because if you give people an enormous amount of power to control whether people come and go, whether they can work or not, what schools they can go to, what stores they can shop in, they exert that power.
The kind of people that run for office enjoy power.
They're fucking weirdos.
They're not normal people and they're not healthy.
It's not a healthy job.
unidentified
To want to tell people, you're just going to have to get used to COVID. Just going to have to get used to your vaccines.
Take your medicine.
josh szeps
Now I want to know who this was.
unidentified
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have your pudding.
We don't need no education.
If you don't eat your meat, you're not going to get your pudding.
joe rogan
Myocarditis is more common after COVID-19 infection than vaccination.
But is this with children?
Yeah, we're talking about young people.
jamie vernon
Men and boys aged under 30 after this is what it says here.
joe rogan
With children is the issue.
josh szeps
Well, no, we were talking about 15-year-olds.
joe rogan
Well, we're talking about young children.
jamie vernon
Male child.
joe rogan
12 to 17. 12 to 17, more likely to develop myocarditis within three months of catching COVID at a rate of 450 cases per million infection.
This compares to 67 cases of myocarditis per million at the same time following their second dose of Pfizer.
josh szeps
Yeah, so you're about eight times likely to get myocarditis from getting COVID than from getting the vaccine.
joe rogan
That's interesting.
That is not what I've read before.
But also, it's like, even when we're reading these things, what are we getting this from?
josh szeps
Is this from the VAERS report?
joe rogan
Well, it's the New Scientist.
From the VAERS reports, when they report this stuff, it's like the amount of people that report, the under-reporting, depending upon who you ask and what it is, it's either 1%, like Harvard did a study on the VAERS report about vaccine injuries.
And I think they were talking at the time about the HPV vaccine.
And they said it was 1% of the adverse events were reported by the VAERS system.
And I know people that have tried to report things in the VAERS system.
It's very complicated.
It's very difficult to do.
So I don't think we get a great idea.
josh szeps
I don't trust American epidemiological data very much, but the fact that it's a global pandemic and that there are lots of wonky geniuses in Germany and South Korea and stuff doing a lot of this research as well, I think that in general I sort of trust the consensus of most of the people who are smarter than me about it.
That's the data that I've heard about it.
But I mean, it's interesting.
It's going to be super interesting to see what happens.
Like, what's next?
What's the next wave?
What's the next wave?
joe rogan
Well, my friend who's a biologist believes that this is essentially acting like an active vaccine.
josh szeps
I hope so.
joe rogan
He thinks that Omicron being so mild that it's essentially going to give people immunity.
It's going to go through the population.
And it doesn't come with it a lot of the issues that the other COVID variants have come with, like the lack of smell and lack of taste, even though a lot of people are testing positive for both at the same time.
josh szeps
Delta and Omicron.
joe rogan
Yeah, my friend, his buddy is vaxxed and boosted the whole, he's in his 30s too.
He's been in the hospital for two weeks.
josh szeps
I don't want you to get away with saying that it's too mild, though, because I just spent New Year's up in Vermont with a nurse who works in North Carolina, I think, and she was like, I've seen this movie run before, and she was so overworked.
Yeah, it was like Groundhog Day.
She was like, it's like Delta all over again.
The hospital is filling up again.
There are all these people.
It's almost all unvaccinated people.
She's run off her feet.
No one can get any time off.
It does cause a huge amount of complications.
It's not the same as it was in the past, but when you give...
A whole bunch of people who haven't previously gotten it, or even if they have, but it's a while ago, a new respiratory illness, like, shit happens, you know?
joe rogan
Yeah, and by the way, there's not, when people are getting tested, they're not telling you whether it's Omicron or Delta.
josh szeps
No, that's right.
joe rogan
So we don't know.
And Delta is still, I think, isn't the Delta still the prevalent strain in America?
I think they believe, and again, this is not based on super accurate 100% testing.
I think they think that Delta's still, I think it's like 60%.
josh szeps
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if it's neck and neck, since there was a lot of Delta here anyway, so you're going to have a lot of endemic infection from people who have Delta.
But because Omicron is so infectious, it's crowding out all the Delta, at least in Australia and a lot of countries.
Unless you catch both.
joe rogan
And then you can also catch that and the flu.
Some people have flu-rona.
Have you seen that?
josh szeps
Is that worse?
If you get both at the same time, is it like COVID on COVID or is it just the type of COVID? No, no.
joe rogan
These people are catching the flu, and, well, one of them happens first, right?
So their immune system is already breached.
josh szeps
Right.
joe rogan
And then flu gets in there, too.
jamie vernon
There's also Deltacron.
joe rogan
Deltacron.
Yeah, that's what I told you Matt had.
Matt's buddy had.
That's what I was just saying.
jamie vernon
Oh, really?
unidentified
Yeah.
jamie vernon
This just says that in Cyprus was the only place they've discovered it so far.
joe rogan
No, Matt's buddy has it.
That's bullshit.
Matt's buddy tested positive for Omicron and for Delta at the same time.
He's in the hospital.
josh szeps
Ugh.
joe rogan
Yeah, and again, vaxxed and boosted.
Cyprus reportedly discovers a COVID variant that combines Omicron and Delta.
Well, that's here too.
You can find it in fucking Austin.
Fucking Cyprus trying to take credit for this shit that's happening everywhere.
josh szeps
Fucking Cypriots?
How dare they?
joe rogan
So other than that, one thing that Australia's done that's really good is you don't have kids masked up.
josh szeps
We don't have kids masked up.
I mean, that's the thing.
The weird thing is, in all this whole, like, you know, Australia has become an authoritarian fascist dictatorship kind of rhetoric that I've seen pouring out of the States.
joe rogan
We like to say that.
We like to make fun of you.
josh szeps
I know.
joe rogan
First of all, you used to be a prison colony, so it's like, it's logical.
josh szeps
Guilty as charged.
I mean, we take pride in that.
Do you?
Yeah, absolutely.
joe rogan
Well, I think it's great in the attitude of Australians because they're kind of wild folk.
josh szeps
Yeah.
You remember like Nipplegate when like- Janet Jackson.
Janet Jackson.
Yeah, when shit like that happens or like when, you know, Clinton and Lewinsky and stuff like that.
Australians just look at each other and go, thank God we were settled by convicts and not purisms.
Thank God we're crooks.
That's true, right?
joe rogan
Like your ancestors were crooks, at least.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's a fun place.
josh szeps
So when you close the border and you keep the virus out, then the consequence is not that life gets more oppressive.
The consequence is that you're able to maintain this little fantasy land of continuing life as normal.
So there have been these...
We had kind of brutalising overreaches of some state police enacting local laws.
I interviewed this woman on my radio show in December.
So in South Australia, which is one of the states, they were continuing to insist that if you are a close contact of a...
I don't think they do this anymore, but they were continuing to insist that if you're a close contact of someone who has COVID, then you have to isolate for a week, right?
Right.
And if you can't isolate for a week by yourself, then they might just force you to go into one of these quarantine hotels that were initially set up for people coming in from abroad.
That was a whole part of the system, like people coming in from abroad, two weeks in a hotel, or you might have seen images of these concentration camps in Australia, like these dum-dums like Tim Pool will go like, it's a concentration camp, when there's this large facility which was originally just sort of bungalows for workers who worked in the mining industry or something that got repurposed into...
joe rogan
You realize that they have to stay on the porch and they can't go anywhere.
josh szeps
Yeah, you've seen that video.
joe rogan
That's a little bizarre, right?
It's a little overreachy.
josh szeps
It's a little overreachy.
They've also got Netflix.
They've got free Wi-Fi.
They get three only nice meals a day.
joe rogan
Yeah, but you're stuck in a fucking house.
You can't go anywhere because someone told you you can't go outside.
josh szeps
Mate, that's the price you pay for coming into our great country?
joe rogan
But that's nonsense.
josh szeps
So we don't have to wear masks?
joe rogan
There's no transmission outside.
It doesn't get transmitted outside.
josh szeps
I mean, any time a government imposes rules, there are always going to be, like, edge cases where the rule gets stupid.
You know what I mean?
It's like Djokovic coming into Australia.
He's like, whoa, his visa wasn't technically correct.
joe rogan
They're going to let him play now, right?
josh szeps
I think so.
joe rogan
Yeah.
josh szeps
They put him in a hotel.
Well, he needs to be in a hotel.
You think he's a flight risk or something?
I mean, it's like, you know, rules everywhere are silly once you start trying to enforce them and trying to What do you guys do in terms of early treatment if someone catches COVID over there?
Not a lot yet, but I wish we were doing more.
I wish there was more.
joe rogan
See, that's one of the things that drives me nuts.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
Because as a person who wasn't vaccinated and got early treatment and got over COVID very quickly, I was like, this narrative that the only way to beat COVID is to be vaccinated is nonsense.
It's nonsense.
josh szeps
I mean, there would be...
I think the idea of getting everybody vaccinated is a way of avoiding what you were alluding to earlier, which is like, can't we just protect the really vulnerable people?
Nowhere has done that successfully.
joe rogan
Well, you're not going to be able to do that unless you take them out to Western Australia and drop them off.
unidentified
Well, exactly.
josh szeps
That's right.
What are you going to do?
Like, round up everyone over the age of 70?
joe rogan
If they have any contact with people...
Look, they got it in fucking Antarctica.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
It made it up to Antarctica.
josh szeps
Yeah, and not Western Australia.
They have no cases in Western Australia?
No community transmission.
I mean, they have like, you know, one or two cases in managed quarantine facilities, like one might escape, and then they go and crash tackle a guy and put him in a hotel.
joe rogan
I wanted to ask you about...
There was some awful reports about them taking the Aborigines and forcing them against their will to go hundreds of kilometers to some other places.
josh szeps
I'm glad you raised that.
joe rogan
Is that real?
josh szeps
Not really.
Not really?
Not really.
So what happened was there are these communities out in Catherine, which is this really remote part of the Northern Territory.
If people think of the Northern Territory...
Think like Crocodile Dundee, like really, really, really, really seriously remote.
Like you just mentioned that Australia is the same size as the contiguous United States and has the population of, you know, not even the population of California.
So everyone's huddled on essentially that 80% of the population lives on the East Coast and then a bit on the West Coast and then you've got Tasmania and everything in between is like...
You can fly over it for four hours, and it's just red desert with nothing there.
And there are indigenous communities who live out there, and they'll often live – there'll be 50 people who all live in the same sort of area.
There are grandparents sleeping with kids.
It's not a situation in which anyone can realistically isolate.
They don't have air conditioning.
They often have comorbidities.
Their life expectancy is low.
It's a really, really tricky situation.
And since the start of the pandemic, health experts have been like, shit, what happens when it gets into those communities?
I mean, that's going to be like dropping a match on a tinderbox.
It's just going to explode.
It's going to be horrible.
They're hundreds and hundreds of miles from the nearest healthcare.
Yeah.
What are you going to do?
So they enlisted the assistance of the local Indigenous leaders to be like, okay, if there's an outbreak, then what do you want to do?
The local leaders were like, we'll send them to Howard Springs.
I mean, put them in the air-conditioned bungalows where you can't cross the line outside.
And they actually spend their two weeks in quarantine so that these people, these Indigenous communities don't get ravaged by coronavirus.
They're also fairly vaccine hesitant.
So there's been a lot of Attempts to get vaccination rates up among Indigenous Australians, but it's slower.
joe rogan
So do they grab them and take them to these places?
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
So these stories are lies?
josh szeps
Well, what do you mean by grab?
So there's this bloke who...
There are a couple of people in the Northern Territory who claim to be like Indigenous leaders.
I don't know if you saw the video of like...
That woman?
Well, there was a woman and then there was like a bloke with some other Indigenous-looking people around him with like a flag behind them who were all like saying this went viral.
I think Marjit Noah's retweeted it in the UK. And he was like, you know, Amnesty needs to look into this.
They're crash-tackling us and vaccinating us on the ground.
They're forcibly vaccinating us.
It's like a denial of human rights.
And I saw that and I was like, oh my God, how have I not...
How have I failed as a journalist in Australia to understand that this is happening?
So I looked into it and looked into it.
This guy is like...
joe rogan
You got notes?
josh szeps
I got notes, mate.
joe rogan
Did you come in with notes?
josh szeps
I didn't want to get anything wrong.
It's mostly data.
It's mostly the number of cases each day and all that sort of stuff.
joe rogan
Data.
josh szeps
So, this guy is one of those guys who, he believes that Australia is actually owned by the Vatican, and that therefore all police officers are employees who don't have to be obeyed.
joe rogan
The guy in that video?
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
I almost seen this.
I need to look in his crazy eyes.
josh szeps
Can you find...
Oh, he'd probably look for Australian Indigenous amnesty call-out or something like that.
So he thinks that COVID is a US plot against China.
It's a bioweapon against China.
I thought it was a Chinese bioweapon against America, isn't it?
I think he's got it upside down.
joe rogan
But he's in Australia.
josh szeps
He's in Australia, so maybe he's got it upside down.
And he thinks that vaccines are bioweapons and that the COVID swabs that you take are carcinogenic intentionally and all this sort of stuff.
joe rogan
They're not carcinogenic intentionally, but I did read that there is an element in the swabs that if it was in large doses could be carcinogenic.
josh szeps
Isn't that everything?
joe rogan
Yes.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Well, salt will kill you.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
Eat a pound of salt.
Good luck.
josh szeps
It's like in California where every building that you go into has that sign on it that says this building is known to contain carcinogens.
And I'm like, well, yeah, of course it is.
So anyway, this bloke – so in other words, what did happen – We're going to find the guy.
joe rogan
Got him?
jamie vernon
I need better search terms.
I've never seen it.
josh szeps
I don't know what I'm looking for.
unidentified
Try...
josh szeps
I don't want to throw the guy under the bus anyway.
joe rogan
Throw him under the bus.
josh szeps
Look...
joe rogan
Come on, I like crazy people.
josh szeps
Try...
Maybe David Cole flag video or something?
joe rogan
His name's David Cole?
josh szeps
I think so.
jamie vernon
Outback Australian Information Wars?
Something like that.
josh szeps
So it's all part of like...
Anyway.
joe rogan
Okay.
josh szeps
So it's a little wacky.
joe rogan
It's a little QAnani?
josh szeps
Yes.
And so he claims to be a representative of this First Nations nation, this indigenous nation.
But when you actually...
Like a journalist colleague of mine...
That's not the actual video.
I'm not sure if that's him or not.
joe rogan
That looked like blood at first.
I was like, what has he done?
And I realized it's tie-dye.
jamie vernon
I was just sort of taking a guess.
joe rogan
Freedom rally?
josh szeps
I mean, that would probably be...
Oh, yeah, okay.
So this article...
This is actually a good article.
So if people go to this article, this explains everything, right?
Outback Australian Information Wars.
Matthew Blackwell, who wrote that, is an actual journalist in the Northern Territory who has contacts in the Indigenous community there.
And they say, we don't know this guy.
He doesn't speak on behalf of us.
We are supportive of the Northern Territory government isolating people in this way at Howard Springs.
Now, we can have a whole conversation about whether or not It's appropriate for, like, what do you do with the, like, three teenagers, three indigenous teenagers broke out of Howard Springs, which isn't hard.
You just sort of walk out and climb a small fence.
And you might say, wasn't that an infringement of their human rights?
joe rogan
Is this him right here?
jamie vernon
Yeah, this is him talking about the Vatican.
It's an hour long, so I don't know.
joe rogan
Just give me a little bit of it.
I want to hear it.
unidentified
Northern Territory, Australia.
It's the 25th of April.
Sydney and Brisbane for the kids when they went down there for school and stuff like that, but primarily been here my whole life.
joe rogan
I think you should be arrested for wearing that shirt.
unidentified
You like it here more than anywhere else.
joe rogan
Did you purchase that?
unidentified
You want to be here, right?
Oh, I absolutely love it here.
But isn't it?
It's magical.
Yeah, it is.
It's a good place.
Yeah.
Screw for it a little bit.
joe rogan
I don't want to hear how great that place is.
I want to hear about the Vatican.
unidentified
Just jump.
And one of the things, I wanted to compliment all of the indigenous people for, because of all the horrific bad shit that's, it's not even a thing of the past, and it's just more subtle and institutionalized now, but the indigenous people here as a whole have been so...
joe rogan
This is boring me.
Scoot ahead.
josh szeps
I'm not casting any expressions on this guy.
joe rogan
I want to hear him talk.
Just give me, there you go.
Let me hear his voice.
I want to hear craziness.
unidentified
There's no mistake about it.
But isn't that just unthinkable?
josh szeps
Man, this interviewer loves his voice, doesn't he?
unidentified
Yes, that's a problem.
And they're the henchmen of the bankers.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
It's all controlled by the banking system.
Because of this, people worship...
The money thing, and it's not even real.
josh szeps
So, you know, there's this whole alt-right ecosystem of Americans who are suddenly very exercised about Australians' rights, who, as you can hear, like, go over and are like, oh, what's going on?
He's like, oh, it's all part of the new world order and all this sort of stuff.
He's entitled to his opinion.
You know, I've got no beef with him.
But he's not a representative of the Indigenous communities there.
The Indigenous communities themselves are, like, working hand-in-hand with the Northern Territory government.
It's to some extent, I suppose, an infringement of an individual's human rights if you're incarcerating them essentially for two weeks because they're a close contact of a COVID case.
The alternative is that that individual infects the entire community against the wishes of the community and against the wishes of the community leader when they're hundreds of miles from...
You know, any healthcare.
That's the trade-off that was made.
joe rogan
Yeah, is that...
Does the community agree to these?
josh szeps
Yes.
joe rogan
These relocation and these quarantine rules?
josh szeps
Yes, yes.
So the community leaders have.
But do you need 100%?
Like, what about the...
So there was like a 17-year-old who broke out of Howard Springs and was like, I'm not having a go at this.
This is rubbish.
I don't need to stay here.
So...
Not every single human being does, but if you're looking at it as a public health thing, a short-term public health thing to get through an emergency when the virus is just spreading in a very, very vulnerable community, then those community leaders have agreed to that.
It wouldn't be a permanent thing.
And for me, my concern is what I've been agitating for and what's made it a lot harder is the conversation here in the States from people like Tim Pool and people like that who is sort of like...
If you had a buddy who you thought was a bit too strict with their kid or something, you just sort of wanted to change his behaviour in a certain way, and you were like, I think I can do this.
I think I know how to talk to this person.
I think the best solution is a collaboration with them.
And then another buddy of yours goes, no, you have to say that your buddy is a child abuser, and until you admit that he's a child abuser, I'm not even going to have a conversation about this because your buddy is a child abuser.
Let's insist.
You'd be like, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
joe rogan
What comparison is this?
josh szeps
This is what it feels like when Americans come and try to save the conversation that Australians are having with each other about these policies.
So it's become a lot harder for people like me to go, "Let's look at the human rights trade-offs.
Let's look at the health trade-offs.
Let's try to assess what's reasonable and what's not reasonable," when you've got all this chatter coming from some of these alt-right people who are saying, literally, Jamie, do you have the- Tim Pool's not alt-right.
joe rogan
And Majid is not alt-right either.
Neither one of those guys are alt-right.
That's an unfair assessment.
josh szeps
I'm not saying Majid.
I'm not saying Majid.
joe rogan
You're using that pejorative to dismiss what they're saying.
They might get really into these conspiracies and you look at it on paper without the whole breadth of knowledge from the community and you find out that these people are being relocated and you do see those, whatever you want to call them, camps, communities where the people have to stay on their porch.
It's concerning to someone who lives in America.
You would understand how you would think of Australia as being this wild, free place.
josh szeps
Yeah, totally.
joe rogan
And then you see that and you go, oh my god, they're reverting back to the way they were.
josh szeps
The difference is that there are some people, and I sort of give Marjorie a pass on this because I know him well enough to sort of think that he must just be sort of...
Not doing enough fact-checking, but there are some other people, like Tim, who I feel like I and people like Claire Lehman at Quillette, who's the editor of Quillette, have done a lot of work pointing out the facts, and then it doesn't go anywhere.
It's like, unless you call them concentration camps and accept that Australia is on a path to become a fascist authoritarian dictatorship, there's nothing to even talk about.
joe rogan
I don't think he's having conversations with anybody who's actually in Australia, unfortunately.
josh szeps
Well, I've invited him on my podcast and he doesn't come on.
He and I have exchanged terse words on Twitter where I'm like, mate, you're not helping.
And he's like, it's a concentration camp!
That's just so that you don't admit it!
So it's more the tone of like...
joe rogan
That's his voice on Twitter?
josh szeps
That's his voice on Twitter.
joe rogan
You know what I reckon?
Before I forget this, this is what the myocarditis thing was that I was confusing to.
Peter McCullough, Dr. Peter McCullough was saying that there's instances that they're recognizing as myocarditis that are very different with the virus versus with the vaccine.
And that the instances of the vaccine because they thought initially that the spike protein was going to be limited to the injection site but yet it's going to various tissue in the body including the heart and causing a completely different kind of inflammation.
This is what his concern was.
josh szeps
Got it.
joe rogan
The type of myocarditis concerned him far more from the vaccine, particularly in regards to young people, versus what you would get from the virus itself, which is a normal inflammation of the tissue around the heart.
Or what did he say?
Did he say fluids around the heart?
He was talking about a normal level of inflammation.
It's a different sort of thing.
Again, I'm not the expert.
josh szeps
I mean, the point of all this, I suppose, is that at a population level, when you're talking about public health, I mean, I think the goal for me and the goal for a lot of people is like, can we just get some semblance of normal life?
joe rogan
That's nice if we could do that without fucking people up.
Yeah.
If that's possible.
josh szeps
Yeah, I mean, and it's like, you know, I can fully understand the attitude of people in Western Australia or New Zealand who are like, well, I mean, we've kept it out and we've been living essentially normal lives.
I think part of the whole thing about Australia is also that we've been out of sync with where America's and the rest of the world has been at because...
We got rid of it.
There were 500 plus cases a day in March of 2020. We locked down through a lot of contact tracing and testing at it.
It was doubling every 3.4 days initially.
So you would have gone 500, 1,000, 2,000, 4,000, 8,000, 16,000, then you're off to the races.
Brought it right, right down.
Everyone's basically living a normal life during that first wave period between like, you know, April, May, June of 2020.
Aussies are like, sweet, we closed the borders, we suppressed the virus, we're able to essentially live normally, we're not wearing masks and we're not doing all that sort of stuff by essentially June of 2020.
joe rogan
What about those videos where you see cops arresting people for not having masks on outside?
josh szeps
So what happened in Melbourne was that then they got an outbreak and they went really hard on a lockdown.
Right.
joe rogan
You don't think that is concerning when you see that kind of shit where people get arrested and thrown to the ground because they don't have a mask on?
josh szeps
Yes, I would think that's very concerning.
Some of those videos that you see are also like, when you actually ask the cops about it, they were like, actually, we were arresting somebody for, like, that was a person being arrested for a crime.
joe rogan
But no, there's videos where the guy says, is all this because I don't have a mask?
Are you serious?
josh szeps
Yes, that's crazy.
joe rogan
There's a bunch of those videos.
josh szeps
Yep, yep.
That is...
joe rogan
You're working for the state.
You seem like you're a little dismissive of any criticism of the way they've handled it in Australia.
josh szeps
No, no, no.
joe rogan
It's a little bit.
josh szeps
No, part of the difficulty.
joe rogan
A little bit.
josh szeps
Part of the difficulty.
Well, I don't mean to come across that way.
joe rogan
You're a little smiley.
josh szeps
I don't mean to come across that way.
joe rogan
A little dismissive.
josh szeps
Your new thin self.
joe rogan
You're all healthy.
They got you on some fucking government meds.
I know what's going on over there, buddy.
josh szeps
I'm absolutely not diminishing the trauma that people in Melbourne in particular have gone through.
joe rogan
It's Melbourne in particular?
josh szeps
Yeah, so that state.
joe rogan
Is that state, are they more authoritarian with regards to the way the police treat the people?
josh szeps
They have imposed harsher rules and they've enforced them more harshly.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's not good, right?
josh szeps
No, I mean, not in my opinion.
I mean, in Sydney, that's the thing.
In Sydney, there's never been a point at which you weren't able to get a takeaway coffee.
There's never been a point at which you haven't been able to get a takeaway meal from a restaurant.
There's never been a point at which you couldn't jog along the beach.
There's never been a point at which kids had to be masked.
joe rogan
Did you have to wear a mask when you jogged along the beach?
josh szeps
No.
joe rogan
Never?
josh szeps
No, I'm not sure about the rules.
joe rogan
So Sydney is not like a mask place?
You don't have to wear a mask outside?
josh szeps
Now it is, because we've got Omicron up the wazoo.
joe rogan
But do you think the masks really stop Omicron?
Because they've been publicly stating that it doesn't.
I mean, that Lena Nguyen was on CNN saying that masks are essentially just facial decorations.
josh szeps
I mean, the Prime Minister of Australia recently said, like, he's not going to...
When people were calling for him to extend mask mandates and things like that, he was like, look, masks are like sunscreen.
We're not going to make you put it on, but just do the right thing and wear it if you can.
joe rogan
Right, but if it doesn't work, is it doing the right thing or is it posturing?
We have this weird thing going on in America where people used to be able to wear bandanas and they say, hey, that's not doing shit.
You've got this big open.
But sometimes people still wear face shields.
And you can get your hand under it.
You're like a child.
josh szeps
That's why I don't want to come across as if I'm dismissing all of the concerns about Australia.
Because one of the things, like, I'd never seen a double-masked person until last week here in America.
joe rogan
Or go to San Francisco.
They're triple-masking.
josh szeps
Unbelievable.
Like, on the plane next to me, there was this, like, very, like, clean-cut, like, gay couple who were sort of sitting there.
No offense against the gays, I'm a gay myself.
And they're sitting across from me, and they've got, like...
And I was like, I had to, like, sort of look at them...
I've been travelling through Italy, France, Switzerland.
I went through the United Arab Emirates on my way here.
All over the place where there are huge infection rates, but people are moderately sensible about things.
I think part of what happens in the States is you guys go big on everything.
There's a lot of partisanship and it becomes an identity thing.
I'm not just going to wear one mask.
I'm going to wear two masks on this plane.
joe rogan
I say it's the Democrats' MAGA hat.
That's what I say.
josh szeps
It's what it is.
I don't want to downplay.
Look, if you've got a respiratory virus that attaches itself to aerosol particles, to liquid particles, then it makes sense to me that anything that can trap the little bits of liquid that I'm spitting out onto this microphone right now is probably going to reduce the chance that I'm going to give it to you.
joe rogan
Well, I guess if you're talking about spit flying through the air, but I don't think that happens a lot.
I think the real issue is the actual virus particles itself are so small.
They're smaller than vape particles.
Have you ever seen the doctor on YouTube that demonstrates how useless masks are so he blows vape through masks?
Have you ever seen that?
josh szeps
No, I haven't seen that.
joe rogan
You should see it because it's pretty ridiculous.
josh szeps
But the epidemiologists say that the easiest route of transmission is when they attach themselves to tiny, tiny, tiny bits of water.
Like tiny bits of spittle and like all of the- Just the mist of coming out of your breath.
joe rogan
The mist coming out of your breath.
But it goes right through that.
That's how you breathe.
Like the particles of Omicron, the particles of COVID, are so much smaller than the particles of vape.
That's one of the reasons why it's so contagious.
I know many, many people who are religious with masks and they've got COVID. Sure.
josh szeps
But I mean, it's all a dosage thing, isn't it?
I mean, at some point, I'm sure that over the past month, I've been bumping into a lot of people who have COVID, right?
I've walked past them, they've served me in restaurants, whatever.
I've been in places where infection rates are extremely high.
And for whatever reason, the particular dose that entered my system, when you match that with my immune system, was not able to get a handle on me.
joe rogan
Look at you, you're all thin, spry looking.
josh szeps
I am strikingly beautiful, it's true.
You are.
joe rogan
You definitely lost weight, right?
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
From the first time I saw you to today, you look like...
I bet you're like 20 pounds lighter than when I first met you.
josh szeps
I put on about 30 pounds in the first year of the pandemic, and then I lost about 50 pounds in the second year of the pandemic.
joe rogan
Ah, that's it.
See, I nailed it.
20 pounds.
josh szeps
You did.
Yeah, there you go.
No, I was just like, I'm going to become a fat man.
I'm just going to sit here watching TV in isolation.
joe rogan
Did your husband give you a hard time?
josh szeps
No.
joe rogan
No?
josh szeps
No, he was like, let's do it.
joe rogan
On your own.
josh szeps
Yeah, on my own.
joe rogan
He was like, it gives him an opportunity to get fat, too.
He's like, let's make it a regimen here.
josh szeps
Exactly.
Exactly.
In fact, he probably feels a little bit quietly judged by the fact that I've lost weight now, because now he's like, oh man, he's started taking up tennis lessons.
He's like, oh man, I've got to get fit now as well.
joe rogan
I have a friend who did that.
He lost weight and his wife got a little upset that he lost weight.
josh szeps
Right.
Stay with me in my mediocrity.
joe rogan
We've always been like this.
This is our thing.
josh szeps
I'm aspiring to more.
joe rogan
I'm trying to get jacked.
josh szeps
I'm a bigger human now.
joe rogan
Getting fucking pumped.
Getting shredded.
josh szeps
I mean, it was also good for my head.
Like, not only do you feel so much better.
unidentified
Here it is.
joe rogan
Watch this guy.
He's showing the masks.
I mean, you're breathing out of the sides of those things, man.
I just don't know what the fuck those things actually stop.
I mean, I think you could probably make some kind of an argument that less of it could get on you, but if you're in a position where someone's breathing near you and they're wearing a mask, I think you're getting a fucking full load in the face.
Look at this.
I mean, come on, man.
What the fuck is that doing?
It's not stopping shit.
And he explains in this, the size of the microns of the particles of COVID are far smaller than what you get from the big particles.
josh szeps
But the point isn't that it stops it completely.
It's that it reduces the dose.
joe rogan
I hope it does.
I think it doesn't.
josh szeps
Like, look at it coming out the side there.
It's not coming directly out of his nose.
joe rogan
It's in the fucking air, buddy.
That Lena Nguyen lady who is the voice of doom and gloom on CNN, she's even said that cloth masks are little more than facial decorations.
josh szeps
Oh, cloth?
Yeah, right.
I mean, I'm sort of thinking about N95s that are moderately well-fitted.
joe rogan
I mean, moderately.
You cinch that bitch down on your mug where you can't breathe.
unidentified
And even then, your air is coming in, man.
joe rogan
I think if oxygen's coming in, that shit's coming in, too.
I mean, I'm just guessing.
josh szeps
Well, that's why I don't guess.
I mean, I just listen to what epidemiologists say.
joe rogan
I'm listening to a fucking epidemiologist on CNN saying it.
josh szeps
But there's a lot...
I trust if a lot of...
It's sort of like climate science or something, like...
Like, if a lot of people who really know about this say that a mask is going to reduce the number of microscopic water particles that are coming out of my face that have COVID attached to it, then I'll probably just wear a mask.
joe rogan
I wonder.
Because there's so much political shit attached to it, too.
It's like you can't say that it doesn't work.
I mean, she's said cloth masks don't work.
I've talked to other doctors that said none of these fucking masks work.
This is what my doctor said.
Can you breathe?
With the mask on?
I go, yes.
He goes, then it's not working.
He goes, the particles of COVID are so fucking small that if they're in the air in a room, he goes, it's one of the best things about outdoor transmission.
It doesn't happen.
You're outside.
It doesn't go anywhere.
josh szeps
Well, that's the other thing about here.
A buddy of mine who lives in California, he was standing six feet away from a woman who was picking up her kid at the daycare where he was waiting to pick his kid up, and he's not masked.
He's outside.
It's California.
A gentle breeze.
It's like 75 degrees.
And she starts jumping down.
I said, well, you You're supposed to be masked!
unidentified
You're supposed to wear a mask in California!
joe rogan
It gives assholes an opportunity to tell people what to do, and they feel righteous, and you don't feel like you could really refute it.
It's one of those things, like, put your fucking mask on!
You're like, ooh.
But those are assholes, the type of person that does that, particularly outside.
They've always been assholes.
josh szeps
I mean, I think if we just cleaved off all of the left-wing assholes and all of the right-wing assholes, then the rest of us would probably just find a sensible accommodation.
Like, if I'm on a plane, if I'm in an airport, I'm going to wear a mask anyway because I think it's courteous because I don't know if there are people around.
I don't know if I'm carrying the virus, and I don't know if there are people around who are immune-suppressed or who are super fat or super unhealthy who it might do damage to.
It's not a huge—it's no skin off my nose, really.
But if I'm outside, I'm not going to put it on at the playground with my kids.
I'm not going to put it on when I'm jogging along the beach.
joe rogan
No, some people want you to, though.
I think it's one of those things where there's normal, natural human patterns of behavior dependent upon all the various factors that are in the community.
And I think if you're in a community that's enlightened...
That has a lightened attitude and they're more relaxed, you're going to get more people that sort of adopt that.
And if there's more tense people, then you're going to get more people that are on the edge.
And when you get these polar opposite viewpoints, like QAnon versus BlueAnon.
josh szeps
BlueAnon?
joe rogan
BlueAnon.
josh szeps
I haven't come across BlueAnon yet.
joe rogan
That's like all those wacky Democrats that believe everything the Democratic Party does is good.
Nancy Pelosi's not insider trading.
There's a lot of people out there that believe that.
Have you seen that meme?
This is a great meme.
I'm going to show you this meme, Jamie.
I'm going to send you this meme because it's fucking adorable.
This is my favorite new meme.
unidentified
Here, Jamie.
I...
joe rogan
I'll show you this insider trading meme.
The fact that...
I don't know how they work in Australia, but the fact that sitting members of Congress have information about deals that are going to affect positively or negatively these companies and trade...
This one...
It's Warren Buffet saying, no one can say when a stock will go up or down, and then Nancy Pelosi said, that's cute.
She's made $200 million.
josh szeps
It's incredible, isn't it?
joe rogan
It's disgusting.
josh szeps
Is she?
joe rogan
Some crazy number like that.
I believe she makes $200,000 a year, something like that, and she's worth...
Close to $200 million, which is all from stocks.
unidentified
It's not me, it's my husband, the one who's trading.
joe rogan
How does he know what to do?
josh szeps
She has the same face as the bossy Australian health woman.
joe rogan
Well, the same human, in my mind.
There was a list that was just released of all the people from Congress and the ones that beat the stock market this year.
josh szeps
Oh, yeah, right.
joe rogan
It's terrifying.
josh szeps
Yeah, no, it's unbelievable.
joe rogan
How the fuck do you guys all know what to buy?
josh szeps
It's all the circles they swim in, man.
This is part of what motivated Trump and it's part of what motivated Obama before him.
This keenness among the electorate to just give us someone who's not in that group of people, of lobbyists and insiders and people who go to the same golf courses and go to the same parties.
Yeah, exactly.
And they give each other little inside tips.
The whole thing feels like...
And I think this is also part of what's made the pandemic really difficult, is this erosion of faith in institutions, in the news media, and it's not unjustifiable, in political systems, in bureaucracies and stuff like that, leaves everybody just spinning around like you've just had your head walloped in a Warner Brothers cartoon, you've got little Tweety Birds floating around your head going, what am I supposed to grab onto here?
Who am I supposed to trust?
What am I supposed to believe exactly?
joe rogan
There's only independent news sources are the only ones I trust anymore.
When I see something written in a mainstream publication or I see something on a mainstream television show, I always go, huh.
It's sad.
josh szeps
Like, when did that happen?
joe rogan
It happened during the pandemic.
For me, it happened during the pandemic.
I just don't...
I just think they're all captured.
I really do.
I mean, I think brought to you by Pfizer.
I think there's so much of that going on.
There's so much...
And when you realize the...
When you see the political situation, like...
Have you ever seen the interview where Pelosi is...
She's responding to questions and someone asks her about whether or not you should be able to trade...
Whether or not politicians and active members of Congress should be able to trade.
Oh my God, it's hilarious.
unidentified
We should be able to participate.
joe rogan
She's such a shaky, weird lady, like a chihuahua person.
josh szeps
She's 104 years old.
joe rogan
I don't give a fuck how old she is.
Why does she want to do that then?
She's that old.
josh szeps
Why does anyone want to be a politician in the first place, especially when you're as old as Joe Biden?
I mean, no offense against old people, you can do whatever you want, but seriously, there are other more interesting things to do with your life.
joe rogan
I would think so.
I don't think he has other things to do.
I mean, I think his whole life has been about this weird sort of game of influence and power, but now he's out of it.
He's so out of it that it's like there's a real justification for impeachment, I think, that if the Republicans take power, And they have this ability to highlight all the areas where he seems to be...
josh szeps
What would you impeach him for, though?
Don't you need to have done a crime?
joe rogan
Yeah, well, you could probably...
What is the 25th Amendment?
josh szeps
There's the 25th Amendment.
Yeah, the incapacity thing.
You could argue that he's like...
When they were talking about that with Trump, I was like, man, you open this door, it's just going to be every single president from now on is either going to get impeached or withdrawn under the 25th Amendment.
Every party is just going to be like, all right, you're out.
joe rogan
Well, clearly, the difference between the way Trump...
I mean, you could make arguments that anybody over 70 is probably compromised, right?
But the difference between the way Trump is compromised and Biden is pretty stark in comparison.
josh szeps
In what way?
joe rogan
It's not a pro-Trump statement, but he's so much more lucid.
His conversations...
Like, Biden is really troubling.
When you hear him talk, it's disturbing.
He starts making up numbers, and he starts...
Losing his place.
josh szeps
I mean, it depends whether or not you find, like, sort of bumbling incompetence better or worse than intentional, like, corruption.
joe rogan
Well, it's not better or worse, in my eyes.
It's definitely not good to have intentional corruption, but I don't know if he's immune from accusations of intentional corruption.
josh szeps
He doesn't own a hotel that he gets foreign heads of state and their delegations to all stay in so that he can make a personal profit out of it when they're on government business.
joe rogan
But he does have a son that he sent overseas, and his son made a lot of money for no reason whatsoever, and his son wrote down that the big guy gets a cut, and then they had a story about his laptop, and there was an active move to suppress it.
josh szeps
It comes back to the media thing, and the trust in media thing.
joe rogan
That was not just media, right?
That's where it gets really scary, because they're cutting off the access to independent media.
josh szeps
Exactly, but didn't the post publish it and then Twitter banned the article from being shared on Facebook or something?
joe rogan
Yeah, you couldn't even share it in a DM. Unbelievable.
josh szeps
I mean, that's, to me, the whole new thing to be afraid of.
Like, I... I'm sad that we've lost so much faith in conventional media because I do think that there are – like, anyone who's worked in a newsroom, in a formal newsroom, in a big old legacy institutional media outlet like the New York Times or the New Yorker or the Atlantic or the BBC or something like that – It knows that you bring in a story, an editor will be on your back about how can you verify it, how many sources do you have.
Sometimes you need to have three sources, you certainly need to have two sources.
This doesn't mean that there isn't a subtle ideological capture where these institutions are all looking at things from the same perspective.
You only have to look at the New York Times over the past few years to be like, every time I open it up, I'm like...
Seriously?
Are we going to read another story about how skiing is racist because there aren't enough black skiers?
That was a recent example that I saw.
I'm sure it's a very worthy point to make, but can we occasionally have something that isn't just from your one hobby horse of everything has to be filtered through an identity lens at the moment?
But I think that's different from some of the new media outlets, which are just...
Intentionally kind of coming at things with a particular angle.
They don't have the fact-checking.
They don't have the resources.
They're just like...
They're sort of just A-B testing whatever's going to work.
And they're throwing stuff out.
They're clickbaiting.
And then, you know, whatever viral video of something going crazy in Australia happens to get attention, they provide more and more and more of that.
joe rogan
You're sensitive to this criticism of the authoritarian state that you live in that has supported you coming over to America to spread your propaganda.
unidentified
I'm definitely...
joe rogan
I understand what's happening here, and I'm going to allow you to do it because I like you.
Keep going.
josh szeps
I'm just making the point.
You know that in Australia, I'm regarded as a critic of that.
I wrote a whole piece in Sydney's biggest newspaper in December saying, can we please have a national conversation about balancing...
Oh, that's right.
So the anecdote I was going to tell you about this woman who I spoke to in December on my radio show.
I forgot to finish it.
She's...
This will hopefully burnish my credentials as a critic of Australian authoritarianism enough for you.
So she's in Melbourne.
She's her and her husband, and they've got like a five-year-old kid and like a three-month-old.
And she decides to fly to Adelaide, the capital of South Australia, to see her family.
So they fly in, they get off the plane, she gets a text message from the South Australian Health Department saying, actually, one person on your plane just tested positive, so you need to isolate for a week.
And she calls them and she goes, well, can I just leave the state?
And they're like, yeah, that's all right, according to her.
So she books the next flight out from Adelaide to go back to Melbourne, gets to the airport, they start boarding the flight, and some armed police officers come up to her and her family and kids, and they're like, are you so-and-so?
She goes, yeah.
They take her to a room at the airport for an hour and a half.
They take her in a convoy to a quarantine hotel.
They all test negative.
They're all vaccinated.
They've just been on a plane with one person who tested positive.
And six days later, she's still in the hotel with her kids.
No windows.
They're being fed.
And the authorities aren't giving them proper information about what the hell is going on.
She finally kicks up enough of a stink and she's like, please just let us go back to Melbourne.
Just let us go back to the other state.
So they go, all right.
And they take a police car to escort her that drives behind her car for 300 kilometers, 200 miles, all the way to the border of the state.
And then once she crosses the border, the police car just turns around.
Goes home.
joe rogan
To make sure that she doesn't go somewhere else to spread her cooties that she doesn't even have.
josh szeps
To spread the non-existent cooties.
joe rogan
I think you should apologize to Tim Pool right now because you clearly live in a concentration camp.
josh szeps
Dear Tim, I live in a concentration camp and I'm a government stooge, an apologist for the inevitable Australian authoritarianism that you were so prescient in predicting.
joe rogan
You should have done his podcast while you were in the country.
How long are you in the country for?
josh szeps
I'm leaving tonight, mate.
I extended my stay-by-day.
Yeah, I'm going to Fiji tonight.
joe rogan
Oh.
josh szeps
Yeah, just for a night.
Break up the trip, give the kids a little bit of sunshine.
joe rogan
I've never been.
How is it?
josh szeps
I've never been to Fiji.
joe rogan
Oh, really?
josh szeps
I mean, I've been on a stopover, but...
joe rogan
It looks great on pictures.
josh szeps
I've got a big Fiji trip planned for next December with my brother's family, and we've got one of those.
When you have kids, I don't know how it was for you, but...
When I was young, a massive backpacker, traveler, everything that was the most authentic.
I didn't want to stay in hotels.
I wanted to go around India and just eat fried shit.
Take it all in.
Take it all in.
Inhale this incredible world.
I love all the different cultures, all the different experiences.
Now I've got little kids, I'm like, is there a five-star all-inclusive resort that has no culture but a water slide?
No.
joe rogan
How old are your kids now?
unidentified
Three cocktails?
josh szeps
They're four.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's a good age.
josh szeps
Yeah, so we've got a Fiji thing planned.
I've got a Thailand thing.
I know you love Thailand as well.
I love Thailand.
joe rogan
They're so friendly over there.
josh szeps
So friendly and such amazing food and great people.
joe rogan
It's fascinating that a culture can sort of adopt an attitude of friendliness.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
Because it really is like a part of what Thailand...
I'm sure there's assholes in Thailand, don't get me wrong, but I didn't meet any.
josh szeps
No.
joe rogan
When I was there, everyone was super nice.
josh szeps
It's incredible.
joe rogan
Everywhere we went.
We went to all these different places in Thailand.
josh szeps
Are there particular ethnicities who you think are unfriendly?
joe rogan
That I've experienced?
I don't think so.
I'm trying to think.
Americans.
josh szeps
Americans are super friendly.
joe rogan
So it depends on where you go.
New Yorkers are a little tense.
josh szeps
I remember Stephen Fry.
You know Stephen Fry, the British comic?
He was great.
He was saying that with Americans, it's like if you're landing a beach, if you imagine D-Day or Normandy or something like that, and you're trying to make friends with someone, then with Americans, it's super, super easy.
The boat comes up on this beautiful shore, and Americans are all warm and welcoming, and you walk, and you walk, and you walk with them, and you walk, and you walk, and you walk, and you walk.
And you walk and you walk and you never quite get behind the niceness, he felt.
But with Brits and with Aussies, it's like coming in a tempestuous sea and you crash into these rocks.
It's quite hard, especially with Brits, more than Aussies.
You crash into the rocks and there's a huge cliff face and you have to claw your way up to get into their good graces and you've got blood coming out from under your fingernails.
But then you emerge on top and there's this huge vista, this vast expanse of friendship.
That's his analogy between the difference between Oh, interesting.
joe rogan
That's interesting to see it from a perspective of someone coming from the UK. I have a good buddy of mine who grew up in England, and he's been over here, I think, for about 10 years.
And the big factor for him, he said, is that in England, people kind of want you to fail.
That's his position.
He's like, they don't celebrate success over there.
He goes, it's really interesting.
He's like, they outwardly sort of dismiss any chances that you have.
This is his perspective, obviously.
Of making it, of doing anything.
They dismiss your chances.
josh szeps
I don't think that's wrong.
joe rogan
Tall poppy syndrome.
josh szeps
Yeah, tall poppy syndrome is a good Aussie phrase for people who don't know it.
When you've got a poppy field, you want to make sure that they're all the same length.
So if one poppy gets too high, then you clip that one off so that it's all just the same.
That's definitely true.
I feel that moving back to Australia a bit, I must say.
joe rogan
Oh, because you were a superstar in America?
Oh, look who's back!
Yeah, you're back to our little prison colony.
josh szeps
I didn't even mean that, although there is a little bit of that, but I meant more that Americans are very can-do people.
If I had an idea about some new show that I wanted to do or something, then you'd be like, that's great!
Why don't you do it?
I wonder if I can help.
And that would be the ethos, certainly in the parts of America which I'm used to, which is the Northeast and the West Coast.
Everyone's super up for stuff.
joe rogan
And what would happen in Australia?
josh szeps
I think there'd be a lot of sort of, well, yeah, no, I mean, you know, so-and-so did try that a few years ago, and that didn't really work, so, you know, here are the impediments, here are the reasons why it might not work, here are all the impediments, here are the things that you should be thinking about.
Like, it's just much more, we don't really do that sort of thing here, so maybe, and I think that's true in the UK as well, like...
It's just, it's harder to get people excited about stuff, because Americans still have this kind of, almost like, naive little, oh shucks, this is great!
We're gonna go and do this!
Let's go and have some fun!
And you're like, yeah, let's all go and do this!
joe rogan
I don't like this voice he's adopted for Americans.
Do you feel offended, Jamie?
josh szeps
I'm gonna put on your...
Australian woman.
joe rogan
That Australian woman.
unidentified
We're just going to get used to taking COVID shots and COVID boosters.
josh szeps
Okay, that's my retaliation for that voice.
But you know what I mean.
joe rogan
We definitely are a group of people that like to see people go for it.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Because we want to think that we can do it, too.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
That's the thing about Americans.
It's one of the weird places where poor people celebrate rich people.
josh szeps
Yes.
joe rogan
Because we think that we can be rich, too.
josh szeps
Yes.
joe rogan
We look at it and we go, God, fucking look at that guy out there, balling.
He's got a Lamborghini.
I'm going to fucking do it, too.
josh szeps
Yeah.
Who was it who said that there are no poor people in America?
There are just rich people who aren't rich yet?
joe rogan
Oh, that's a good statement.
josh szeps
Everyone thinks of themselves as that.
Yeah, everyone thinks, my ship's just going to come in.
joe rogan
Well, that's one of the weird things where people who are rich, who are politicians, who really kind of enact laws that suppress...
In some ways, the ability for a lot of people to escape from middle class and do better.
But meanwhile, those people celebrate these people and celebrate even the ethics that these people espouse because they think somehow or another one day they're going to make it and they want those protections.
They want to save money on taxes and become rich.
They almost have this attitude like eventually I'm going to be in a position where this is important.
josh szeps
I mean, I've been thinking a lot about, like, the culture wars and...
joe rogan
Is it really a war, though?
Isn't it kind of like a light skirmish?
josh szeps
It's barely even a light skirmish.
I mean, if you're off Twitter, it basically doesn't exist at all.
joe rogan
Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
josh szeps
On Twitter, it's like, you know...
joe rogan
It's a war.
josh szeps
Yeah, on Twitter, it's the Holocaust, and, like, our...
Off Twitter, it's just a couple of schoolboy idiots.
joe rogan
I am so much mentally healthier.
I occasionally will open Twitter and go through it.
I never look at my mentions at all.
I just want to find out what's going on in the news.
But just doing that, and not reading comments on YouTube, and not reading anything on my shit, like my Instagram, I'm so much healthier.
josh szeps
It's so good.
joe rogan
It's so much better for you.
If you could just stay strong and hold that discipline.
Because I have friends that try it and then they go in there and they go, fuck, this guy said this.
unidentified
Do you know him?
joe rogan
Why is he saying that?
I'm like, he's an asshole.
Are you fucking going to worry about what assholes think of you?
josh szeps
And Twitter makes us all an asshole.
Twitter makes me an asshole.
joe rogan
60 minutes in a day.
Or 60 minutes in an hour, you only have 24 of those in a fucking day, and you're going to think about this guy?
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
Get out of here, man.
josh szeps
It also sort of fractures your attention.
I hadn't read a novel for the entire pandemic.
I mean, I used to like reading books.
I would get five pages in, and I'd be like, wait, what just happened on the page before?
There's something about the...
Like the distractibility of social media, of like the constant sort of dopamine hit of like, ooh, I got another mention, I got another thing.
That like, while I was just traveling, it was so nice.
I intentionally didn't get a data plan on my, sorry, data.
Data.
Data.
Data plan.
I didn't get a data plan.
joe rogan
Data is what your kids call you when they're babies.
josh szeps
Dada!
And I didn't get one on my phone, so I didn't have access to the internet on my phone while I was traveling around Europe.
joe rogan
That's nice.
josh szeps
Had like a nine-hour train ride through the south of France.
I got a big, you know, Jonathan Franzen's new book.
I love him.
He's a great novelist and just read the whole thing.
And I was like, and I could feel my mind just slowing down to the pace of actual human existence instead of...
Twitter and all this nonsense.
joe rogan
I was in Lanai once, and I dropped my phone, and it was like the last drop.
And my phone just started randomly calling people.
It would just call people, and I'd hang up and call people, and I'd show them to my wife.
I'd go, look at this!
I just kept doing it.
I'd go, I guess my phone's fucked.
I turned it off, turned it back on, kept doing the same thing.
It would just open up contacts, open pictures, open websites, call people.
It was broken.
It was gone.
So I had to get a new phone, but I was in Lanai, which is a very small island.
unidentified
Beautiful.
joe rogan
Beautiful.
So I had to order one from Apple, and they had to send it to me.
And it took three or four days.
And during that time, I felt lighter.
josh szeps
You're like, cancel the order.
I don't want it anymore.
joe rogan
It was like I was wearing a weight vest.
And then I was just wandering around.
And obviously, it was great because my family was there.
I didn't have to worry.
Is everybody okay?
Check in with a pay phone or anything?
None of that.
So it was this really relaxed feeling.
And I'm like, I can't wait to get my phone again so I can subject myself to the pressure.
It's weird because we all know objectively that it's unhealthy.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
But yet everybody gets that dope.
What's going on?
josh szeps
I mean, I did a tour with Jonathan Haidt.
You know, John Haidt.
He's a moral psychologist, I guess, at NYU. And he came out to Australia and New Zealand just before the pandemic.
And I was like the moderator on his events and sort of interviewed him at these live events.
And he's like...
Really putting out the call saying, this stuff not only is bad for you in terms of constantly forcing your brain to expect novelty and innovation and to train you to essentially judge yourself in comparison to other people, to judge your output on the basis of how many likes and comments and shares you get, to sort of derange the way that you interact with other human beings, to make you less capable of having human interactions and more capable of winning points and scoring, you know,
slam dunks in this weird artificial universe that is Instagram slam dunks in this weird artificial universe that is Instagram and Twitter and Facebook.
But for young people in particular, is his point, it's having really bad effects.
I mean, he looks at like, he charts the introduction of social media and the rise of like self-harm, hospitalizations for self-harm, especially among adolescent girls.
joe rogan
Yeah.
josh szeps
It's like been doubling every three years, basically, since Facebook was introduced.
joe rogan
Well, it's really from the introduction of the smartphone.
It's really from 2007. It's the coddling of the American mind, if people haven't read it.
It's really good.
And talking to Jonathan and getting the sort of...
It's almost like he's sending out a warning, like, the British are coming, the British are coming.
It really is.
The dangers are only going to be exacerbated by AR and whatever new technology comes along and haptic feedback suits and all this chaos.
All the new stuff that's going to be invented over the next 10 years, 20 years is only going to be more immersive.
josh szeps
Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, he just thinks that the social media companies have to be forced to at least Not let kids on.
At the very least it should be like cigarettes and booze where they make a genuine attempt to keep people under the age of 16 or 18. It's interesting because there are some things that for those kids are...
joe rogan
This is what's really fascinating.
The way China is handling it is so different than America.
China's version of TikTok...
It celebrates academic achievements, athletic achievements, it's all science projects, all these different fascinating things, and they lock it out at 10 p.m.
At 10 p.m., no one's on it.
Those kids are not allowed to get on it, because they're trying to encourage achievement.
They're trying to encourage...
China has a program to try to make men more manly.
Like this open program where they're trying to make men more masculine.
They're doing all these things with like this idea of engineering a society of more accomplished, more successful people.
Whereas what are we doing on TikTok?
Kids are fucking dancing.
josh szeps
Kardashian memes.
joe rogan
They're screaming about veganism and how blue their hair is, and it's wild.
josh szeps
Yeah, I wonder.
joe rogan
The difference is interesting, because I don't think we should engineer the way our society interacts with each other.
But if you look at the way China's doing it, like, they're doing it clearly with this idea that they want to stimulate young minds, and they want to promote this idea that doing things that you are, you know, like, you're going to become more accomplished, you're going to become more athletic, these are what they're trying to encourage.
josh szeps
I mean, I'm...
I'm a little bit reticent about holing anything up that the Chinese Communist Party does as being a great idea.
And if we're worried about things like the New York Post article about Joe Biden's son's laptop being suppressed by Twitter, just wait till you get along.
And all of the people who were being suppressed on conventional social media outlets, like just wait till you get a load of what a bureaucracy would do if they had control over what the algorithms show you as well.
joe rogan
No denying that.
No one would ever argue that with a fucking clear conscience.
josh szeps
Yeah.
So, I mean, what do you do?
Like, I mean, the other thing that Haidt says is maybe you try to force them to make the algorithms, like, not constantly addictive.
I mean, I think what people don't necessarily always think about when you're using these platforms is that they're not blank open spaces into which your friends and the people you're following are commenting and then it's just kind of, you know, filtering down in a neutral way.
It's obviously being...
Rejigged at the back end to maximize the time that you're spending on the site.
All the algorithm wants to do is to keep you there for one second longer so that they can maximize the time that you're spending on the platform.
John Hite's like, could you change that algorithm so that it's more fulfilling stuff instead of more addictive stuff?
And I'm like, I don't know how you would legislate that.
I don't know how you would make them do that.
joe rogan
That's what China's doing.
I think, essentially, the only way to do it is to have no algorithms.
Just allow people to search what they enjoy and find it on their own.
The suggested side of YouTube, that's what gets you.
josh szeps
Yes.
joe rogan
And it seems like they've stopped auto-playing new shows.
josh szeps
Oh, really?
joe rogan
Is that real, Jimmy?
When I watch YouTube, it doesn't necessarily always do that anymore.
Like, sometimes it just shows me a new video, but sometimes it doesn't.
Sometimes the video just stops.
jamie vernon
It could just be a...
They maybe just change the default setting to off, and maybe you have to turn it back on or something.
It could be something like that.
joe rogan
Well, that's probably good, but if there was no algorithm whatsoever...
You know, the argument would be that, well, there's probably a lot of things that you would be introduced to that you would enjoy that you're going to miss if there's no algorithm at all.
josh szeps
Yeah, sure.
And that would be fine.
I mean, isn't that the way that I wander through life normally?
Like there's all kinds of stuff that's out there that I miss because it's not being constantly shoved into my face.
Like I don't necessarily need the most addictive food at all times.
I can also just sometimes have a salad.
joe rogan
Right, but the business model for them, they're concerned with the most engagement.
And the best way to get the most engagement is find out what Josh Zeps likes and then show it to them over and over and over again.
josh szeps
I mean, as you say, once AR, and whenever you talk about haptic feedback suits and stuff like that, my mind just goes to once porn gets mastered in that world, there's going to be a large percentage of the population that's just in the basement.
joe rogan
Well, there's a woman, I talk about her in my act, there's a woman from 1970 who was allergic to pain medication, and they rigged this system where they drilled holes in her head and put wires into her brain and gave her an electrical device, and when she felt discomfort, she could hit a button.
And the button would send a charge into her brain.
And that's all she did.
josh szeps
It was a good charge.
joe rogan
Yeah, it made her cum.
So all she did was cum all day.
josh szeps
Wow.
joe rogan
And she developed an ulcer on the finger that she used to hit the button.
She never stopped using the finger.
She was trying to tamper with it to increase the amplitude.
josh szeps
Sure.
joe rogan
It's a crazy story because it's a real woman.
They wrote about her.
I'll read you what they wrote about her because it's so crazy that you wonder how long before something like that is in a phone or how long before some ability to do something.
There's the lady.
jamie vernon
No, that's the device.
josh szeps
Yeah.
Then the question becomes, like, will the government try to regulate that the way that they regulate mind-altering drugs?
joe rogan
Listen to what the doctor said.
At its most frequent, the patient self-stimulated throughout the day, neglecting her personal hygiene and family commitments.
A chronic ulceration developed on the tip of the finger used to adjust the amplitude dial, and she frequently tampered with the device in an effort to increase the stimulation amplitude.
At times, she implored her family to limit her access to the stimulator, each time demanding its return after a short hiatus.
Yeah, so they gave her the ability to self-stimulate in a way.
See, the patient clocked up 1,500 doses in a three-hour period.
In a three-hour period, she came 1,500 times.
But overall, they showed surprising restraint.
What the fuck does that mean?
josh szeps
Yeah, 500 doses an hour is not restraint.
jamie vernon
You're tired.
josh szeps
That's a lot.
joe rogan
You came 1,500 times in three hours.
So this is possible with humans, and it's not far off.
Once they start doing things like Neuralink, and they start tapping into the receptors of the mind, or neurons, or...
Just the stimulation aspect of the human body, like whatever they can do externally or internally, once there's a device that allows you to achieve a sensation that's unachievable without it, we're going to have a real fucking problem because people can't stop looking at their Instagram likes.
josh szeps
Exactly.
joe rogan
And that's a real quick hit of dopamine.
Imagine if we get to a point where your phone can make you cum.
josh szeps
I mean, it depends what you've got on your phone, but I mean, sure, you mean directly into your brain.
joe rogan
Well, it can, but you have to use your hands.
josh szeps
It can.
joe rogan
It can happen in the future.
josh szeps
Would that get regulated like a drug?
joe rogan
Well, I think it'll happen the same way phones happen, where it's too late by the time we realize, and then it'll be so addictive, and then it'll also be so profitable.
josh szeps
Right.
joe rogan
Because, like, with these algorithms, like what Jonathan Haidt is saying is very logical, that there really should be some sort of regulation on these algorithms.
And this is also with Tristan Harris and The Social Dilemma, which is an amazing documentary that really sounds off the alarm on these things.
These are minor in comparison to something that can actually change the physiological state of your fucking brain.
Like literally make you orgasm.
josh szeps
I mean what's interesting is that like the war on drugs like justifies itself as being something that's against...
Harm, like physical harm, right?
We don't want people to hurt themselves.
We don't want people to derange their lives through addiction and whatever.
And yet it's become expanded to include any sort of tinkering with your consciousness, right?
Even things that we know are not particularly harmful, you know, MDMA and psilocybin and things like that.
In clinical settings, we know how to administer these in ways that are very...
Very low risk.
And yet that's still illegal because there's, again, a kind of puritanical objection to the whole enterprise of trying to screw around with how your brain works.
So my question is, why isn't Instagram sort of included in that?
In fact, throughout the pandemic, like you mentioned, I lost weight.
Well, I gained weight, then I lost weight.
Let me tell you, that has an impact on your mood.
That's a tiny orgasmatron in your head when you've just worked out.
You know that.
There are all kinds of things that we can do in our lives which moderate our moods, which impact on the way that our consciousness is perceiving the world and so on.
joe rogan
But the difference is you losing that weight is a real effort.
That's hard to do.
josh szeps
Right, I see.
joe rogan
That takes work.
josh szeps
Right.
joe rogan
And most people are not going to be able to pull that off.
josh szeps
Just hook it up to the old iPhone.
joe rogan
Yeah, but the kind of stimulation that you get from a phone is actually ultimately very profitable.
Because first of all, they sell phones.
Everybody wants to buy the new phone.
When the new phone comes out, Instagram is very profitable.
All these social media, I mean Facebook, how much have they profited off the data of those untold billions of people that are on it?
It's stunning.
If they really do develop a Facebook coin, if they trick regulators into allowing them to have a crypto coin, we've got a real fucking problem on our hands.
Because then Facebook becomes essentially a nation.
They're going to have a coin that people are going to use if it becomes a predominant crypto coin.
If it becomes a really big deal that people buy and exchange goods and then maybe even homes and cars and things like that with crypto that's from Facebook.
And then Facebook, they have currency.
And so not only do they generate untold billions of dollars a year, like how much money does Facebook make a year?
Let's just guess, because I don't know.
How much do you think Facebook makes a year?
josh szeps
I have no idea.
I have no idea what they make.
I mean, I also don't know what they class as profit and what they class as revenue.
I mean, if I was...
To guess, like, what are they worth?
About a trillion dollars or like $800 billion or something like that?
jamie vernon
Something crazy like that.
josh szeps
So, you know, their revenue might be, I don't know, like 5% of that or something like that?
Maybe, like, I'll guess like...
$50 billion a year?
$10 billion?
joe rogan
$10 billion?
josh szeps
$50 billion?
Somewhere in that range?
joe rogan
I'm going to say $90.
$90 billion a year.
josh szeps
Jamie?
jamie vernon
For revenue or profit, sorry.
joe rogan
Let's go with both.
jamie vernon
Revenue, it said, is 85.9 something billion.
unidentified
Look at you.
joe rogan
Profit's probably half of that.
jamie vernon
I typed in net profit.
It's giving me ad revenue for some reason.
Well, that would be- Nine billion.
Yeah, maybe for the quarter.
josh szeps
What is it?
joe rogan
Five billion per quarter?
jamie vernon
Nine billion.
joe rogan
Nine billion per quarter.
Wow.
josh szeps
So 40 billion a year in profit, 85 in revenue.
joe rogan
Now imagine if they have a coin.
josh szeps
So not only would they have a currency, then they also have a territory because the metaverse is a virtual territory, right?
That's true.
Get the fuck out of me.
You're right.
They've got a country which essentially has land, has psychological landscape.
joe rogan
Yeah.
josh szeps
They've got a currency which you can actually use to buy things in that landscape.
unidentified
Yeah.
josh szeps
They'll probably have...
I mean, they'll definitely have games and stuff.
Like, you know, the whole...
What do you make of the whole, like, Axie Infinity and all these...
There's, like...
There are Filipino kids whose job it is...
I say kids.
They're 15-year-olds.
Who's, like, many of them, whose job it is to play...
Like, crypto video games with, like, rich Western – well, richer Western teenagers who, like, exchange – the playing of the game generates some of the coins.
So, like, Axie Infinity and these kinds of virtual games.
I'm not aware of these.
It's like this whole other universe, right?
So, along with the rise of NFTs and shit like that.
I've got an episode of my podcast.
My podcast is Uncomfortable Conversations, by the way.
If people want to check it out, Uncomfortable Conversations with Josh Sepps.
One of the episodes was with this investment banker who is a bit of an expert on Bitcoin and crypto.
And he's telling me about how...
So this is one of the most profitable...
joe rogan
This website right now, Jamie, is what?
Axie Infinity?
josh szeps
Axie Infinity.
joe rogan
I've never heard of it either.
Axie Infinity.com.
josh szeps
That's right.
So it's got its own currency, and inside this universe, you can earn tokens, these AXS tokens, right?
joe rogan
Isn't it funny how they have scrolls, like it's old-timey.
Meanwhile, it's the most fucking dystopian future you could ever imagine.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
They have everything like Dungeons and Dragons, Scrolls.
josh szeps
So it sort of feels like you're playing Pokemon, but there are real stakes.
There's real money behind it, and people are making a living.
Like, if you're a 15-year-old in the Philippines, you can make five bucks a day by playing dumb Americans and Australians on this.
joe rogan
So will you gamble?
josh szeps
Is that what you do if you're playing?
No, I think you earn.
I think you earn.
I mean, I'm not an expert on this.
jamie vernon
I told you before, play to earn is a new thing taking over this space, if you will, and that's what this is.
joe rogan
Can you back that up so I can see what that just said?
jamie vernon
So this was the marketplace I was looking at.
joe rogan
Look at that, where it says 4.2 million total volume?
What does that mean?
jamie vernon
For just today.
joe rogan
What does that mean?
jamie vernon
That's how much has been exchanged on the marketplace today.
unidentified
In the last 24 hours.
joe rogan
$4.2 million worth of what?
josh szeps
So I would be guessing that that would be worth the tokens that are in Axie and people are buying and selling things.
So like people will buy like superpowers or like, you remember like FarmVille or whatever those things are like.
unidentified
Sure.
josh szeps
You'll be able to buy, oh, I want my corn to grow faster so I'll buy some fertilizer for it and lots of stuff.
joe rogan
Did that go away?
I never hear about FarmVille.
jamie vernon
They just got bought by the company that owned, Take-Two that owns Grand Theft Auto.
Just got bought.
joe rogan
Oh, now you'll be able to kill the farmer.
jamie vernon
We'll see.
josh szeps
You just do a drive-by.
jamie vernon
So these are plots of land available for $10,000, $11,000, $32,000.
What?
joe rogan
$32,000!
So it's metaverse type shit.
josh szeps
Yeah, that's right.
joe rogan
Oh my god.
jamie vernon
It's also in, this might be Ethereum or whatever their cryptocurrency is.
josh szeps
$32,000?
Yeah, so they're probably piggybacking on Ether.
joe rogan
Click on the lot that someone bought.
Can you see it?
unidentified
Maybe.
jamie vernon
It depends if I might have to have the game.
You can sort of see.
So it's just showing you that.
And then you can get some details on sale history.
joe rogan
This is so strange.
josh szeps
Yeah, there you go.
So like four Ether.
Well, an Ether's worth about three grand, isn't it?
So that person is 4.2 Ether.
So that's 12. Yeah, they lost money today.
joe rogan
Wow.
josh szeps
Yeah, I mean...
So, like, you know, whatever happens to Bitcoin and Ether and stuff like, like, Bitcoin's in a slump at the moment.
Did it lose more money today, Jamie?
What's going on with Bitcoin?
jamie vernon
In the last 30 days, $170 million in this marketplace.
So there's $4 million today, but there's $170 million over the last month.
Yeah, it's $42,000, $41,000.
joe rogan
$168 million worth of business.
josh szeps
So at the moment, just think about the fact that we're at the precipice at the beginning of the second decade, the third decade of the 21st century or whatever, at the beginning of this whole evolution.
It's almost like being at the beginning of the Industrial Revolution, but it's a technological revolution.
And all of these little things are popping up.
We haven't even heard of them yet.
What is a train?
You know, it's like being 200 years ago or something.
What's this?
What's this thing you're doing?
An internal combustion engine or something?
And all these little experiments in this stuff.
A printing press.
Yeah, exactly.
How is that going to change the world?
Yeah, smash cut to 80 years of war and bloodshed after the printing press, right, in Europe.
It's going to be incredibly tumultuous.
And as soon as a Zuckerberg...
Gets his eyes set on, oh, okay, well, hang on.
If that kind of money is being spent on this tiny little nothing game, how do I fold that into the metaverse, provide goods and services in my virtual territory that enable people to get some kind of perceived value from them?
And then all of a sudden you're actually trading, conversing, living, aspiring, acquiring in this virtual world.
And every time you're buying something, someone's getting a cut Right?
And Facebook's issuing the currency potentially.
joe rogan
So they probably get a little percentage of each transaction, no matter what.
josh szeps
I assume so.
I assume that's how it would work, right?
joe rogan
He has the potential to be, without a doubt, the most powerful and wealthy person that's ever existed.
josh szeps
I think he is the most powerful.
I'm like, who would be the more powerful person?
Maybe Rupert Murdoch, but I mean, I think you'd have to say Zuckerberg is the most powerful person in the world, because he can...
What he does to the algorithm, what direction he chooses to take that company in, with billions and billions of users, it doesn't have to be a big thing.
It's just like all these tiny little tweaks.
It's like a sailboat in the ocean that you just tack it a little bit that way.
joe rogan
And then after 100 miles.
josh szeps
Exactly.
The whole culture.
I mean, this is something that they raise in The Social Dilemma and that Tristan Harris is always talking about as well.
The whole culture just moves in this other direction.
joe rogan
Yeah.
josh szeps
And it gets extremified.
So like the YouTube recommendation bar that you were talking about, we've all seen these experiments.
I hope we've all seen them online of where people start searching about dieting and then it goes more and more extreme suggestions about dieting and you end up with pro-anorexia videos being delivered to 14-year-old girls because each step of the way it's just slightly more interesting and slightly more clicky to get slightly more extreme.
Really?
Yeah.
You ever seen that?
joe rogan
No, I didn't know that they'll go all the way to pro-anorexia videos.
josh szeps
Yeah, or like, you know, you start inquiring about 9-11 and you end up with a 9-11 truth video.
It rarely goes in the other direction.
It's rarely like, here's a very reasonable, moderate, like, centrist, mildly boring thing that you're probably not going to click on, which may be the truth.
Most things that are true are mildly boring in comparison to their more extreme...
Untrue alternatives.
joe rogan
The thing about these places, whether it's YouTube or Facebook or Twitter, it's like there's no real – once it's already been established and then it gets moving and then it becomes an enormous part of our culture.
It becomes an enormous way where people exchange information.
There's no precedent.
It's not like we have decades of this to look back on and go, well, remember back in the 30s?
You know, people got it wrong, but now social media is more adapted.
No, it's so new.
That the consequences of it all haven't been—they really haven't been vetted out yet.
josh szeps
I worry.
I mean, like when you look at like the political and cultural swings from right to left as we sort of go back and forth and like one party, one side of politics gains power and the other loses.
The sort of the gentle pendulum that has always happened, I worry, is turning into like a pirate ship at a fair where it just goes more and more and more and more and more and more and more.
And that the algorithms are kind of dragging us back and forth so that instead of going from like, you know, Clinton to Romney or something, you're going from Trump to Obama and, you know, Obama to Trump and then like what's next and – Yeah.
That all of that is feeding into that.
And once we're all hooked up to our VR and AR and we're all exchanging like Axie Infinity tokens with each other and getting off on our orgasmatron porn plugged directly into our brains, how does that affect our actual ability to collaborate with each other on the big problems that actually exist in the real world?
joe rogan
That's a good question, because if you leave it all to Mark Zuckerberg, are you comfortable having that guy dictate the future of the human race?
I know that's hyperbole, but is it?
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, what percentage of the impact on the human race does Facebook have?
Like foreign countries where they've absolutely affected the way elections run and governments being overthrown.
And through disinformation and outright lies published on Facebook, they've changed rulers and kingdoms.
josh szeps
Yeah.
It's like the Myanmar thing where there was like a whole genocide, right?
And like people talk about how, you know, there needs to be more internal regulation at Facebook of hate speech and stuff like that, which is, of course, a double-edged sword because you don't want...
Hate speech or misinformation to get defined so broadly that anyone with a dissident opinion like you is suddenly banned from the platform or something just because you don't agree with Fauci about something or whatever.
joe rogan
Did I ever tell you the conversation I had with a woman at YouTube about a conversation between Douglas Murray and Sam Harris?
josh szeps
No.
joe rogan
This is a wild conversation.
josh szeps
Those guys are friends of mine.
joe rogan
Yeah, mine as well.
I love both of them.
I was at a thing with a woman that I am very good friends with who was a large executive at one of the big tech companies.
She invites us.
We go.
We're hanging out.
And it's me and my wife.
And there's a woman there from Facebook.
And so she starts talking about how difficult it's been to regulate Facebook and this and that.
I go, there was a case, I go, where I saw a man had a playlist on his page and his YouTube page, just a random guy.
And he received a community guidelines strike because he put up a video of Douglas Murray and Sam Harris having a conversation.
I go, why would he do that?
She goes, it was hate speech.
And I go, the way you said that, so confidently, my wife grabs my knee, she squeezes my knee, she sees the fucking look in my eyes, and I'm like, what are you talking about?
How can you say that so confidently that it was hate speech?
Tell me about the contents of the conversation.
She's fucking digging her nails in my leg.
I go, tell me about the content of that conversation.
Why would you say that's...
I go, you're talking about two public intellectuals.
There was not hate speech.
I go, I watched the video.
And then, you know, people got between us.
josh szeps
Right.
She probably turned into the Australian health woman.
unidentified
You're going to have to get used to our definition of hate speech.
joe rogan
She was.
unidentified
Joe Rogan?
joe rogan
It was really that.
The way she said it, it was hate speech.
Granted, she probably didn't expect to have that kind of conversation with someone like me who was on YouTube and had a very popular show.
josh szeps
Well, she didn't know you were?
She'd been hiding under a rock for the past 30 years?
joe rogan
This was quite a few years ago.
josh szeps
Okay.
joe rogan
This was...
Six years ago?
Somewhere like that?
She might not have known who I was.
It's very possible.
And on top of that, she was a little liquored up.
Yeah, we both were a little liquored up, I think.
josh szeps
It was hate speech.
joe rogan
The way she said it, though, was so confident.
josh szeps
It was hate speech.
joe rogan
She was just like, go away.
It's hate speech.
josh szeps
It's like hate speech has gone from intentionally vilifying people and trying to encourage other people to be physically violent against minorities to raising any questions that might contradict the enforced narrative that people want you to believe.
joe rogan
I think that was when Douglas had that very controversial book, The Strange Death of Europe.
josh szeps
Yeah.
I had some problems with that book, but that's the thing about...
Discussion.
Exactly.
Discussion, conversation, being a curious person.
I mean, you talk to him about it.
You go, oh, I didn't really buy this beer.
That doesn't really sound right.
You're not just like, it's hate speech.
Therefore, we're not going to read it.
We're not going to permit it.
joe rogan
Were you there?
Because that is her.
That's amazing.
josh szeps
Yeah.
But coming back to Facebook's moderation, right?
So then there is a class of real, actual Facebook hate speech, misinformation, disinformation.
joe rogan
Yeah, for real.
josh szeps
Sort of literally pro-genocidal activity that's going on, especially on WhatsApp.
A lot of people don't realize that in developing countries, often...
WhatsApp and Facebook Messenger and these things will be used to disseminate to thousands of people in a single text.
They've changed this now, to their credit, about the number of times that you can retweet something and the number of people who you can group chat it to.
joe rogan
Oh, for WhatsApp.
josh szeps
Yeah, that's right.
Because, like, there would be military dictatorships in the developing world that would just spray out inflammatory rhetoric against, I mean, I'm thinking specifically of Burma here, Myanmar, where they'd spray out inflammatory rhetoric against religious minorities, for example, accusing them of having done all sorts of terrible things.
And that would get passed on and passed on and passed on and passed on.
It goes viral, viral, viral.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
josh szeps
All of a sudden you've got people effectively being lynched and running out of their homes and they're becoming refugees.
And in terms of moderating this content, here in the States, Facebook proudly points to its army of content moderators of over like 100,000 people that keep saying to, you know, whenever Zuckerberg has to testify at Congress, he's like, we employ so many people to check it and blah, blah, blah.
Well, how many Burmese speakers are in there?
They've got like...
I can't remember what it was, but it's four or 14, certainly not more than 40, to cover a country of many, many tens of millions of people.
So all over the world, there are these countries.
And Zuckerberg made a deal with a lot of countries where he said, I'm going to give you free internet as long as Facebook is the portal through which all of your citizens get to the internet.
So there are countries where people think that Facebook is the internet.
They don't even know that there's a World Wide Web outside of Facebook.
joe rogan
And it comes pre-installed on your phone.
unidentified
Yeah!
joe rogan
Which is wild.
unidentified
Yeah!
How is that even legal?
josh szeps
What kind of dystopian shit is that, Joe?
joe rogan
And he's just racking up money.
josh szeps
And he's like, hey, we're giving you something for free.
joe rogan
What is he doing with his time?
Like, what does that guy do with his free time?
josh szeps
The orgasmatron?
He's got a secret one in his basement.
He's hooked up to that lady's button.
He was the guy 1,500 times in three hours.
joe rogan
He's got bloody thumbs just hammering that button.
josh szeps
He always wears gloves to hide his bloody thumbs.
I don't know.
joe rogan
He's not that old.
What is he, 40?
40?
josh szeps
He looks like he's taken a serum that will maintain his age at like 34. Is that right?
joe rogan
Adrenochrome.
unidentified
Is that right?
joe rogan
They eat babies.
unidentified
Oh, right.
joe rogan
He's 37. He's 37. 37. Okay, what's his net worth?
What did you guess?
70 billion?
unidentified
80 billion?
josh szeps
Well, how much of Facebook does he own?
jamie vernon
55%, I believe.
unidentified
55% of a company that's probably- Worth a trillion dollars.
joe rogan
So that means he's worth $500 billion.
josh szeps
Yeah, I would estimate that he's worth- He's the richest man in the world.
Is he?
I thought Elon might be.
joe rogan
I'm just joking.
josh szeps
Well, how much is Elon worth?
joe rogan
Elon's worth $200 billion, I believe.
josh szeps
I thought we were getting towards someone being a trillionaire.
joe rogan
Well, I think we are.
I think it's already happened.
jamie vernon
This says he's worth $117 billion, and then right below it, it says Bill Gates is the number one with $86 billion.
josh szeps
Yeah, that's lowballing it, man.
joe rogan
How does that make sense?
josh szeps
Bezos is $188 billion?
joe rogan
Yeah, Bezos is $188 billion.
josh szeps
Bernie Arno is...
joe rogan
Who's Bernie Arno?
Bernard Arnault.
Look at him.
Look at his wife.
jamie vernon
Louis Vuitton.
joe rogan
Hold on.
Get to the pic with him and the girl.
jamie vernon
That's probably Rihanna.
Yeah, it is.
joe rogan
Oh, it's Rihanna.
josh szeps
Yeah.
jamie vernon
He's the guy that runs Louis Vuitton.
josh szeps
That'll be the scoop.
joe rogan
I was hoping that was his wife.
I was like, look how hot she is.
I was like, look at him.
Score!
Whenever there's like a completely disproportionate relationship like that.
Have you ever seen Rupert Murdoch and his wife?
josh szeps
Of course.
joe rogan
Please pull that up.
He's Australian.
josh szeps
He's a great Aussie export, mate.
joe rogan
You've done a great job with him.
josh szeps
You're welcome.
joe rogan
He's changed the way Americans feel about Fox News.
josh szeps
You're welcome.
Well, he created Fox News.
joe rogan
Yeah, I know.
What did you...
Why'd you...
Oh, is that the new one?
Go far left.
You didn't even write his own...
I don't have to.
How's his wife look?
For him?
Damn!
Look at her!
I mean, come on, son.
josh szeps
It's all love, Joe.
It's just that that's true love.
joe rogan
Come on, that's stunning.
josh szeps
She just finds him really attractive and charming.
joe rogan
Maybe she does.
Maybe she just loves the fact that he's rich as fuck.
Come on, bro.
She's hot as fuck.
unidentified
Look at that.
josh szeps
Yeah.
What do you think of him?
joe rogan
Ooh!
I don't know much about him other than the fact that he runs Fox News.
It's really remarkable that this one gentleman from another country has such an incredible influence on conservatives in America.
josh szeps
I mean, it's not just Fox News.
He owns the Wall Street Journal.
He owns 20th Century Fox, the movie studio.
He owns Fox, the television station.
joe rogan
I used to be employed by him at one point in time.
josh szeps
Oh, right, yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, I was on Fox.
I was on a show called Hardball.
unidentified
Right, right.
joe rogan
A baseball show.
josh szeps
Cool.
joe rogan
Yeah.
josh szeps
Man, the things you've done, Joe Rogan.
joe rogan
I've done a lot of things.
josh szeps
It's been a big rollercoaster.
joe rogan
It's hard for me to believe.
josh szeps
What, all the things you've done?
joe rogan
Yeah, I look at it and I go, this is bizarre.
josh szeps
I know, it's funny, isn't it?
Well, when you're a creative person and you're trying to construct a creative life, now I sound like I'm kind of talking to the young people out there, but maybe I am a little bit.
One of the exciting things is you do find yourself going in all these.
Weird, crazy directions that you never would have expected.
And that's part of the kind of beautiful tap dance of doing your own thing and of creating a life that isn't just getting a job.
Like my grandfather...
He learned to make shoes when he was, like, 15 during the Depression in New Zealand.
And his buddy, you know, had a dad who worked at a shoe factory, so they trained him.
Like, left school in 10th grade, went to the shoe factory at the age of 16, walked out of that shoe factory at the age of 65, and that was his job.
joe rogan
Wow.
josh szeps
You know?
And that's what he did.
joe rogan
Yeah.
josh szeps
I'm going to make shoes.
Why?
I don't know.
It was a job.
When are you going to make shoes until?
Until I die?
How about until I die?
joe rogan
That's the great thing about this American attitude of just go for it.
Go do something.
You could do whatever you want.
You want to write a novel?
You should write a novel.
What do you want to do?
Run marathons?
Put on those shoes, bro.
Let's go.
That attitude, it really does foster a lot of innovation and it really makes people believe that the American dream Is alive and well.
The American dream has always been to just go out and carve your own path.
Literally, it's what this country is supposedly founded on.
josh szeps
That's right.
And it comes back to what you were saying earlier about inequality and the elites that make that harder for people.
Like I do worry that a lot of the craziness that we've seen over the past couple of years that I think is partly due to the pandemic in terms of like riots and what's been going on in Portland and the extreme sort of clashes between alt-right and like Black Lives Matter and like the intensity of the culture wars is partly because we're all trapped inside spending too much time on Twitter.
unidentified
For sure.
joe rogan
For sure.
josh szeps
And partly because we haven't really gotten on top of like inequality.
Right.
People feel like they can't get ahead.
I mean a lot of people feel like they can't get ahead.
A lot of people feel like they're stuck in one place and like I just need a leg up to be able to achieve that American dream.
I don't feel like anyone's in my corner helping me do so.
joe rogan
The true inequality in America is the inner cities.
If you look at the disparity between the amount of violence and crime and drug use and gang violence that's in whether it's South Side of Chicago or Baltimore or Detroit or Compton, pick a spot where it's historically been riddled with crime and drug use and And just sadness and despair.
They don't fix those spots.
They'll fucking spend billions of dollars to go to Afghanistan and fix this or Iraq and fix that.
These Halliburton no-bid contracts that they got when they blew up Iraq.
Like, imagine if Halliburton got contracts, no-bid contracts to fix Baltimore.
unidentified
Yeah.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's not a bad idea.
It's not a bad idea because it could be profitable.
Maybe that's the way to fix these inner cities.
What if the government got together with some sort of a large corporation like that and said, there's a contract to be had.
To fix inner cities the same way they have these no-bid contracts to fix these overseas spots we drop bombs on.
We've kind of dropped economic bombs on these places.
If you want to make America great again, air quotes, what's the best way to make America great?
Well, let's have less losers.
What's the best way to have less losers?
Let's give people a better ground floor.
Give people a better place they're starting from.
Clearly, people are starting from different places.
The benefit of starting from a shitty spot is you develop tenacity and grit and drive, but that's not everybody.
That's a small percentage of fish making up that salmon ladder, and then they become successful.
josh szeps
And you've got to have a good ladder.
You've got to have a good salmon ladder.
You can be the best salmon in the world, but without a good salmon ladder, you're not making your way up it.
joe rogan
And you've got to not get jacked by a bear along the way.
josh szeps
That's also true.
Who's the bear in this analogy?
I'm not sure.
joe rogan
Crime.
josh szeps
Yeah, sure.
joe rogan
Crime and violence.
josh szeps
Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
Crime and violence.
And also, I mean, imagine the peer pressure.
unidentified
And the war on drugs.
joe rogan
The war on drugs.
Yeah, that too, right?
Because the war on drugs, because these drugs are illegal, that has propped up organized crime.
josh szeps
Exactly.
And it makes it really attractive to become a dealer.
unidentified
Yeah.
josh szeps
Because there's nothing else to do.
You can make a lot of money.
joe rogan
You can make zero money, because there's no fucking jobs, or you can make millions selling drugs.
josh szeps
Yeah, exactly.
joe rogan
You know?
I mean, there's a way that that can be remedied.
There's a way where the impact of these crime-ridden, impoverished neighborhoods can be mitigated, and we've literally done nothing.
Yeah.
To publicly address that.
josh szeps
It's so frustrating because let's take this plan of yours to halibutonize the redevelopment of inner cities.
And if you tried to propose that, it wouldn't just...
I mean, both sides would object.
The right would object because the right would be like, why are we spending all this money on these people in the first place?
They should be able to swim their way up the salmon ladder without help.
And then the left would have a whole bunch of vested interests, and they'd be like, well, we know the way of doing things here.
We've been working for many years in these communities of need, and it's very important to allow the people who choose to be homeless to—oh, they're not homeless anymore.
They're like, you know, whatever the euphemism is.
It's very important for them to allow themselves to be self-expressed in the way that they want to be self-expressed.
joe rogan
I have an idea to get people on board.
unidentified
What?
joe rogan
We have a war on poverty, and this is the way you have a war on poverty.
You draft white people from the suburbs to have to move to these neighborhoods.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
Imagine?
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
And then once they're in, you know, like fucking Baltimore, the south side of Chicago, they're like, this place is fucked!
This needs to be fixed immediately!
josh szeps
A lot of people don't even know.
I mean, a lot of...
And it is bad...
It's uniquely bad here in the States.
I think Americans are unaware, and I was unaware when I lived here.
I went to New Orleans...
A few years after Katrina, I had a buddy who was living down there and I was like, you know, I kind of want to go to the parts that were badly hit and that haven't been redeveloped yet.
He was like, you don't want to go there.
And I was like, no, I mean, I got my rental car.
I'm Australian.
unidentified
Come on.
Hey, let's go and see what the poor people are up to, shall we?
josh szeps
And he's like, so I went on a drive by myself, and you're talking about Thailand, people being happy.
You go to India, they have nothing, but they all are sort of the same level of nothing, so they can be happy, and they can still have community, and they can have a sense of a functioning society, even without very much.
Here, no functioning society, no nothing.
I mean, just empty houses, boarded up.
Like, a dude running from one house to another when he hears my car coming down the street.
No cars.
A few cars with, like, the tires pulled off and, like, you know, up on bricks.
You know, just smashed windows everywhere.
Like, it was like a post-apocalyptic thing.
Nightmare, but still people, like shadows in the windows and stuff like that.
And I drove through, pulled out, and I literally pulled the car over to the side of the road and I burst into tears.
unidentified
Wow.
josh szeps
And I'm not the kind of person who bursts into tears very easily, but I'm even just feeling like now.
I was like, how can we, as people who have the resources that we've got, be cool with that?
unidentified
Right.
josh szeps
There has to be a way to do something for the people who are living there that is better than what they've got right now.
How on earth?
What a complete indictment of whatever system we've got that Zuckerberg's out there with his little figuring out how to turn Axie Infinity into Facebook coins that we're all going to spend in the metaverse at the same time as that exists.
joe rogan
Yeah.
josh szeps
It's shocking.
joe rogan
It's terrifying.
And it's also...
It's unrecognized, right?
It's not something that's discussed on a daily basis, even though it's one of the worst parts of America.
The worst aspects of America are the poorest neighborhoods.
And yet, we don't look at that as being a problem.
We look at infrastructure, we look at pollution, we look at all these different issues.
Climate.
We've got to fix the climate.
We've got to fix these fucking neighbourhoods, man.
josh szeps
Well, yeah, exactly.
And then whatever chaos comes as a result of weather systems being disrupted due to climate change is only going to hit those kinds of neighbourhoods the worst anyway.
So if you do care about that, then care about all of it.
joe rogan
And the neighborhoods, if you stopped and thought about just the sheer amount of despair that comes out of these places and crime and the violence and all that stuff, if people saw it, if they really knew about it and they looked at it as like a problem that we have in America, In terms of, like, you know, we have a pollution problem, we have this problem, we have this problem, too.
Like, this should be step one.
josh szeps
Well, that's where we get to your draft idea.
You just draft Nancy Pelosi's grandchildren to go and live there and then see how long it takes to change.
joe rogan
This is what you do if you're born rich.
If you're born rich, you have to spend at least 20 years, or no, how many years?
josh szeps
A year, like it's the Peace Corps or something, right?
joe rogan
How much are you going to fix in a year?
You have to do a term.
Because if you're a year, you'll stay inside and order Uber Eats.
josh szeps
No Uber Eats guys going down the street I was driving down.
joe rogan
We've got to fix it.
So if you've got to fix it, you'd have to get people to do two years.
Obviously, I'm joking.
unidentified
Oh, dwell on your family up there.
josh szeps
Yeah, exactly.
joe rogan
I don't really mean that, but I'm saying, you know.
josh szeps
Opening your eyes to it.
I had dinner with...
Do you know Tim Urban?
Do you know the Wait But Why blog?
Have you heard of this?
joe rogan
No.
josh szeps
He's a buddy of mine in New York.
joe rogan
What does it say?
josh szeps
The blog is called Wait But Why.
unidentified
You can call it up, Jamie.
josh szeps
You might recognize it.
joe rogan
I've heard of that.
josh szeps
He's such an interesting guy.
I had him on my podcast and I got...
joe rogan
What does he do?
josh szeps
He's a blogger and he basically takes big huge ideas like the sort of stuff that we're talking about and puts them into stick figure cartoons and writes little blogs about them to super super super super almost hilariously oversimplify them.
unidentified
Ah.
josh szeps
He was talking about...
I mean, we were talking about everything, but one thing that came up was his...
He's been talking to all these researchers about extraterrestrial intelligence and why we haven't found evidence of alien life yet.
And he plots it all out, like, in a very, very simplistic way, where he's like...
What is that?
What coffee have you got there?
I'll have some coffee, please.
joe rogan
Thank you.
josh szeps
Is this, like, extra special?
joe rogan
No, it's just black rifle coffee.
Cheers, sir.
josh szeps
Cheers!
Thanks for having me.
joe rogan
Great to see you again.
Sorry you had to move to that prison colony.
We could do this more often.
josh szeps
Yeah, I know.
I'll be back more often now unless the next...
joe rogan
Unless another fucking variant breaks out.
Hopefully they're all going to be milder.
josh szeps
Australians are done with lockdowns and things.
joe rogan
I hope so.
josh szeps
I think so.
joe rogan
Texans are done with it a long time ago.
But I'm hoping that, you know, obviously things vary, but according to epidemiologists, most things that follow along these lines that we're seeing in this pandemic, this is actually Omicron's a normal progression.
josh szeps
Yeah, good.
joe rogan
And that they become more contagious but less virulent.
josh szeps
Less deadly.
Yeah, which is great.
So the theory that I was just talking to him about that we mentioned you about was like whether or not there's a...
So why isn't there any evidence of alien civilizations, right?
So one explanation is that there's like a great filter, which whenever civilizations get sophisticated enough to be able to reach out and communicate with other civilizations, they either blow themselves up, And like, you know, there's no opportunity to actually evolve beyond a certain point because you get too clever for your own good and you blow yourself up with nukes or you destroy the planet or something like that.
Or maybe the great filter is behind us and there's a whole ton of life out there in the solar system, in the galaxy, in the universe, but none of it actually gets to be conscious and self-aware and build civilizations because there's some impediment to becoming as sophisticated as our brains are that we don't even know about, that we've already...
Overcome, like some point in human evolution.
And the third point was like, maybe there are lots of civilizations out there, but there's one super predator civilization that as soon as another civilization gets too big for its boots, just comes and extinguishes all of the rival civilizations.
And the ones that haven't been extinguished have to stay quiet, almost like there's a...
Like you're in the dark woods and you know that there's a monster out there, so you don't light a fire because you don't want the monster to know where you are.
So nobody's broadcasting the fact that alien civilizations actually do exist.
They're just staying quiet because they don't want to communicate to the predator civilization that they actually exist and get wiped out.
joe rogan
I would give you another scenario.
What if the idea of travel through space and visiting other planets, other physical planets is archaic and that what they do develop is some sort of hyper metaverse and that everything becomes more Internal with these quasi-dimensions,
with these new ways of achieving stimulation and also like a symbiotic relationship with electronics where people stop being biological and they start being some sort of weird cyborg-type creature.
I mean, this is like...
The archetypal alien, this little guy right here, right?
josh szeps
Yes.
joe rogan
The big heads and the little bodies.
You know, one of the things that people believe is that that's what human beings are destined to probably look like in the future.
If you think about what we used to be, if we used to be these beastly, muscular primates, and we have slowly but surely become these doughy things with Big brains.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
And massive use of electronics and technology and tools.
And it's changed our need for physical strength and tooth, fang, and claw, right?
That that's where we're going, that we're going to be that.
And then the other thought is that those things, one of the reasons why we see those things is like they're not biological.
That's why they can survive the radiation of deep space.
That's why they can whatever G-force their fucking...
Ships have, like they're not subject to all of the biological limitations that we have.
josh szeps
They're like holographic representations or something.
Well, I thought you were going to say they're us from the future, if that's what we evolve into.
joe rogan
That's possible too.
But I think those scenarios of like, if you look at where we're going, I mean, clearly, there's some sort of a push for us to travel to other planets and interstellar exploration.
Surely, there's some...
I mean, Elon's at the forefront of that.
But really, the big push of this country, of this population of human beings, though, is technological innovation.
Like, if you looked at us objectively from afar, if you were some sort of a being and you didn't understand what we were, what's going on over there?
Oh, there's this one dominant species that makes things.
We're the only ones that make things.
There's a few examples of bees that make beehives, and there's leafcutter ants in my property that are making some weird little structure.
But the real makers of things is the humans.
And if you look, well, what is their goal?
Well, their goal is to make the best shit possible constantly every year.
And they even have a built-in problem with...
What is materialism?
Well, it's a silly notion.
You're going to live this empty life where you're just chasing objects, but what are you doing with this instinct of materialism?
You're fueling innovation.
You're fueling because you're constantly working to try to earn the money so you can get these new things, and these new things are always superior to the old things.
josh szeps
and they keep getting better and better and the acceleration of that superior like arc is exponential like if you look at the this is another point that tim i'm just giving tim a shout out to give him credit for the shout out to tim that i've been noodling on for the past uh you know yesterday and today on pluv it a lot of time just sitting on a plane looking out the window going man where are all the aliens and
And so the other thing he talks about is like if the history of human civilization was an 800-page book, so say 160,000 years that we've been like homo sapiens sapiens with like the kinds of civilizations that, well, even pre-civilizations, right?
Nomadic peoples and so on.
Yes.
right, or 200 years, 200 times 800, yeah, 160,000.
Like, you can open that book to almost any page, and the same shit's going on.
- Yes. - Right?
Like, all the way up until the-- Like, yeah, basically people are wandering around with pretty primitive tools.
A few of them sort of figure out how to use fire.
A few of them figure out, like, how to use metals and stuff like that.
A few of them figure out how to ride horses and domesticate animals.
But it's basically the same shit for, like, 790 pages of the 800-page book of our species.
And then just towards the end, it's like...
The page before the very end, like, the United States gets settled, Australia gets settled, the Industrial Revolution happens.
And then, like, on the final page, if each page is 250 years of an 800-page book, you know, it's the last half of the page.
Nuclear weapons, you know, going into space, landing on the moon, the evolution of the internet, vehicles, cars, climate change, like, all of this.
And it's like the final few lines, like Facebook and all this shit, Axie Infinity and little coins and your VR and your orgasmatron and everything is like the final two lines of an 800-page book.
So, you know, sometimes people will say to me, oh, you know, people always think that they're living through amazing times, Josh.
You know, you think you're living through an incredible time.
But I'm sure people were saying that in like the 1820s.
I'm sure everyone was like, oh, my God, things are changing so fast.
And I'm like, no, I'm going to call bullshit on that.
If an alien who knew nothing about anything took that 800-page book, they'd be like, page 233 is roughly the same as page 722. But they'd get to the end and they'd be like, holy shit, what's going to happen next?
I want to read the sequel to this book.
I want to read, what's 801?
joe rogan
Well, that's when they would keep an eye on us.
You know, when they dropped Fat Man and Little Boy on Japan, that's when UFO sightings started happening all over the globe.
There's a giant uptick in UFO sightings.
Was it Kenneth Arnold was one of the first, I believe?
He's the guy who spotted, I think it's Kenneth Arnold, was the guy that spotted the flying saucers.
He was the first one to discuss them.
As saucer-shaped discs.
But they started seeing them all over the place.
Like there was encounters in Washington, D.C. And there was encounters over nuclear bases where they said that they had shut codes down.
And I don't know if there was alien life and if there is alien life out there that's aware of us.
I don't know if they would intervene.
Because we don't really do much when we find chimps.
You know, the scientific community.
Yeah.
Well, the intelligent scientific community doesn't try to interfere with their life and give them guns.
And like, this is how you start a fire.
josh szeps
Right.
But chimps have noticed that we exist.
joe rogan
Yes.
josh szeps
So like, even if they don't come, like, I'm not talking about like, why haven't aliens come and visited us like in Independence Day?
I just mean like when we train our telescopes on the sky.
Why isn't there any evidence of little flickering radio waves coming from somewhere?
But a possible explanation is the one that you say, which is we're looking for the wrong things.
We've only been emitting radio waves for a century, and we might be just about to end that and go into some virtual reality metaverse or something, and maybe we'll meet them all there.
Maybe we'll unlock some door of the Zuckerberg multiverse and be like, oh, here are a whole bunch of pre-existing civilizations of aliens who already exist on this platform.
joe rogan
Well, also, if you think about the various planets that we know exist just in our solar system and the conditions that exist on these planets, there's not a lot of them that can support life.
Like, they believe that Mars at one point in time had liquid water and they had an atmosphere and they probably hit with some sort of an asteroid that wiped out everything.
But other than that, you've got Europa that has frozen water on the outside.
josh szeps
I mean, that's close by, though.
But when you're talking about the scale of the universe, it's almost like talking about rolling the dice on the numbers of COVID in a population.
Like, you don't need very high numbers before once you go to that size.
joe rogan
My point was, the solar system that we exist in is very unusual.
And, you know, we obviously have a planet that exists in this Goldilocks range.
But we also have an extremely large asteroid belt.
And it's indicative of the initial impact between Earth 1 and Earth 2. You know, Earth 1 was a planet that got hit by another planet.
Right.
And that's what created the moon, and they believe that also created the asteroid belt.
And if there's a solar system out there that didn't have that sort of event, so didn't have to worry about these intermittent cataclysms, where, you know, that's one of the things that Randall Carlson and Graham Hancock have done some great research on, is that Indication that at least one time that we know of, while civilization existed, it was probably almost wiped out.
And it's somewhere in the Younger Dryas Impact Theory.
Somewhere around 11,000 years ago.
josh szeps
Is this one where we were all like 5,000 people or something?
joe rogan
No, that was 70,000 years ago.
And that was, I believe, was Indonesia.
That was a volcano eruption.
That there was a super volcano that erupted that wiped out almost everybody.
And we got down to like 70,000 people or 7,000 people.
They don't know exactly, but it was right about there.
And then we pulled back up.
We did a lot of fucking.
And here we are today.
josh szeps
Thank God we didn't have an orgasmatron.
Otherwise, people would have been in their basements with sore thumbs.
joe rogan
The point is if there's a planet out there that doesn't have that issue and like let's imagine because I don't know what the reality is when it comes to like ancient Egypt or Mesopotamia or I mean these incredible structures that these people built where unfortunately because the burning of the library of Alexandria we don't have the real records of how they did it or how they accomplished it or who they were.
Or even really how long ago they really made it.
We know that some of them, they've done carbon dating on some of the stuff, and they know it's at least 2500 BC, but there's some indications that some of it might be far, far older than that.
So let's imagine that there was some sort of a civilization 10,000 years ago, 20,000 years ago, that was very advanced.
And was allowed to advance without any interruption, without nuclear war, without solar flares, without asteroid impacts or supervolcanoes.
Maybe they lived in a much more stable climate, and they got to a place where they're a million years more advanced than us.
A million years.
Imagine what the fuck we're going to be in a million years.
josh szeps
I mean, I can't even imagine what we're going to be in a hundred years, and then take a thousand years, ten thousand, a hundred thousand.
joe rogan
Yeah, if that's the case, like, if they were out there and they were watching us, they'd probably just make sure we don't blow ourselves up.
josh szeps
Yeah, or not.
joe rogan
Well, I don't think...
I think they would probably rather...
josh szeps
You reckon they're benevolent?
joe rogan
Well, you've got to think that...
I don't know if it's benevolent or malevolent.
Like, if you think about what a scientist is, it's someone who wants to observe but sometimes protect.
You know, like, we protect endangered species.
Activists get together and they say, hey, you know, there's only a few of these birds left.
We have to do whatever we can to preserve them.
If they have that same mentality about the human race, I think they would have a pretty standoffish attitude and just sort of wait for us to figure it out.
Especially if they look at the acceleration of our innovation and this exponential acceleration of technology.
josh szeps
I can't remember if it was like Michio Kaku or Neil deGrasse Tyson or one of those like great science guys who was saying like maybe any civilization that would be advanced enough to be able to reach out to us or to be noticed by us would also have to be the kind of civilization that would not be a predatory colonizing civilization.
Right.
Species, because in that case it would have devoured itself with internal squabbles.
joe rogan
Right.
josh szeps
You know, before then.
Yeah.
You basically have to reach a certain level of spiritual and psychological wisdom and self-awareness and compassion in order to sustain yourself over the course of, you know, so far we've had a couple of hundred years since the Industrial Revolution and it's only been a century, less than a century, that we've had nukes.
unidentified
Yeah.
josh szeps
We've had the ability to actually do some serious damage on a global scale.
We're just kids.
We are toddlers with...
I mean, we don't know what we're doing and we're going to have to grow up into adults and we're going to have a grown-up civilization.
joe rogan
I have some thoughts on that, too.
I think one day we're going to recognize that one of the things that holds back progress is our primate bodies.
And that the symbiotic relationship we have with technology is going to enable us to bypass emotions.
Because emotions and hormones and our need to breed through traditional intercourse, I think we're going to look at that and go, this is the result or this thing that we have, these primate instincts, these animal instincts.
This is the cause of all of our suffering.
This is the cause of all of our territorial behavior.
This is the cause of jealousy and hate and greed and racism and tribal identity.
And all this stuff is all related to these animal emotions.
josh szeps
Right.
joe rogan
If we could get past that and if we could breed through some sort of genetic manipulation, if we could have a body that doesn't exist riding on these natural animal hormones, but rather you know uses photosynthesis like a fucking plan we Would you still be human?
No.
We're not going to be human, just like we used to be a monkey, and now we're not a monkey, right?
And now we're something else, and we're going to be something new a million years from now.
josh szeps
I mean, it is fascinating what the phenomenology of that would be, like the big fancy term of what the actual experience of feeling like that thing would be, in the sense that we like to think of ourselves as being brains which are having an experience inside this shell that does what we want it to do.
And again, this is another Jonathan Haidt thing, like he has the analogy of the rider on the elephant, right?
We're all riding around on an elephant, and the elephant is our kind of passions and our unreason and our instincts and the things that motivate us.
in a sort of brutish evolutionary primate way.
And we ride on the elephant thinking that we're in total control of the elephant because our rational brains like to perceive ourselves that way.
But in actual fact, we're often making post hoc rationalizations about where the elephant goes.
So like the elephant takes us and we're like, oh yeah, yeah, go over there, elephant.
And you know like those tests of like...
When you startle someone, you see a bear or you see a snake or something like that, you think you see it and then your heart starts racing and your body goes into fight or flight.
But when the scientists actually study you, your body is in the fight or flight and then you're reacting to it.
So your body is actually physiologically reacting even before the psychological impression of the thing lands in your consciousness.
joe rogan
Right.
josh szeps
So if you extract all of that, as you're saying, and you become just like a kind of a perfect...
you know, brain in a vat sustained by photosynthesis or whatever, without the feeling of the pounding heart, without the feeling of the adrenaline coursing through your brains, without the feeling of the messiness and the arousal and the sexuality and like, what then are you?
Like, what does that even feel like?
Is it, do you even feel fear or success or pride or anything?
If you are, if you are detached, if you are disentangled from all the kind of messy neurology of your physical body.
joe rogan
And is it important to feel pride?
Is it important to feel me?
Is it important to feel loved and lust and is it are those things like human?
It's certainly human right, but if if what we can achieve without that is superior like imagine the feeling of being on MDMA where you love everyone and What if you could get a little bit of that and maintain it?
We end war.
We end it instantaneously for the entire population.
So that's step one.
So whatever it is, it's a wearable device, it's maybe a headset, it's Neuralink, it's one thing.
And one of the first things they do is ramp up your dopamine and your serotonin to the point where you are incapable of violence and everybody just wants love and everybody really does think of everyone as being one.
We are all one race and we try and we like instantaneously have this desire to go to that neighborhood in New Orleans and rebuild it.
We instantaneously want everyone to be on the same page and everyone to feel the same way.
Because we are all one.
So instead of looking at people as your competition, looking at people like you're going to have to stomp on the lower class in order to, you know, so you can have a yacht.
We're not going to think that way at all anymore because we're never going to be able to feel free with this idea of one person dominating other people.
And even Mark Zuckerberg is going to be stuck like, oh my God, what have I done?
Like I have to undo everything.
I have to, you know, The YouTube people will drop the algorithm and everything is going to realize that what we really are is a gigantic superorganism that has to be together with each other.
This idea of independence is so preposterous because the worst thing they could ever do to you when you're in jail is put you in solitary confinement.
We need each other.
We are literally useless without each other.
And we never would have achieved a fraction of what this species has achieved if it wasn't for everyone working together, even with the horrible things like the Manhattan Project.
It required so many scientists to work on it simultaneously.
josh szeps
I mean, imagine what one person just born into the world would be able to achieve without all of the shared knowledge that they inherit.
But isn't that outlook available to us right now?
I mean, I'm not sure that we need to extract ourselves from our human physiology.
We need the wisdom and the enlightenment.
It's for you and for a growing number of people.
joe rogan
But we're successful and we're healthy and we live in the Western world.
josh szeps
Do we feel that way because we're successful or are we successful because we feel that way?
joe rogan
I think, well, from my perspective, I mean, I don't know too much about your life growing up, but I think I've had a lot of lucky breaks.
josh szeps
That's definitely true.
joe rogan
I mean, I think a lot of who I am is not just that I've got a lot of discipline and I have a lot of drive, but also that I've not had too many obstacles in my way in terms of something life-changing that can stop me in my tracks.
josh szeps
Definitely.
But you also have an outlook that is a little bit like someone on MDMA in the sense that you – in a good way.
Like you see the pie as infinitely growable.
joe rogan
Yeah.
josh szeps
You see like what's good for other people is good for me.
I sort of cultivate this attitude in myself as well.
Like think of the- It certainly helps.
Think of the Donald Trump attitude of the world where, like, it's all zero-sum.
It's all transactional.
It's like, I have to win, and so you have to lose in order for me to win.
It's like a very kind of deal-making kind of thing.
It's a very old-fashioned, almost mercantilist attitude towards wealth.
It's like, the pie is fixed, and they're taking things, and, you know, you deserve more, and, like, we need this and we need that.
And I mean, to throw him specifically under the bus.
Yeah.
joe rogan
A lot of those guys are stuck in because that used to be the case?
josh szeps
Yeah, absolutely.
It's like, I mean, that's the way a monkey would feel.
Like, you know, why have you got a banana?
I want to have a banana.
Whereas the more elevated way is like, there's bananas for all.
We just have to grow more bananas, people.
Like, let's all get together.
Let's make some more bananas.
There'll be lots of bananas to go around.
joe rogan
Don't worry about it.
But it's easy because you and I have all the bananas.
unidentified
Sure.
joe rogan
We have plenty of bananas.
And we're like, everybody should have a banana.
But if your children were starving and you're like, I gotta get some fucking bananas, this asshole's hoarding bananas.
josh szeps
And then I'm driving through New Orleans throwing bananas out the window.
unidentified
Right.
Beep, beep, beep.
joe rogan
Yeah.
josh szeps
Have some bananas.
joe rogan
I feel like there's a way where we can achieve a better state of mind collectively as a race of humans.
You know, I think it's possible.
And I think we could go many ways in terms of the future.
It could go sideways.
It could go backwards.
It could go full dystopian.
It could go...
I'm really worried about technology having too much control over our life because it's going to be driven by people.
Just like I'm worried about that lady who wants to give everybody COVID shots.
I'm worried about social credit apps.
I'm worried about...
That's scary.
josh szeps
Definitely.
joe rogan
Because that could throw us the total wrong way where we're all fearful and we're under this fucking technological iron fist.
josh szeps
Well, I think we're at a moment where we're not respecting dissenters enough.
And there's one part of the culture that reveres any dissenter and anyone who sort of sticks it to the man and who questions authority.
And then there's another part of the culture that is very pro-authority and that is very...
Like, you're not supposed to question things.
And there isn't a lot of...
There's not a lot in the playful centre, which is where I like to live.
Like, you know, let's try this, let's try that.
I think it's good to ask questions.
I think it's good to...
You know, I don't want to be so cynical towards the establishment and towards elites...
I become essentially credulous.
We all know the type of conspiracy theorist who is so anti the mainstream narrative that it's a kind of credulity in itself.
It's like they just believe anything because it's not what the mainstream believes.
But nor do I want to have to live in a world where you get social credits for saying the right thing and doing the right thing and reciting what the authorities want you to say or what the opinion page of the New York Times wants you to say.
I think you're right.
We're at a fork, and page 801 is going to be written by us.
I think the last time I was on the show, I was talking about my nana had just died in New Zealand, my grandmother.
She lived to the eve of her 100th birthday.
And I was going to Greece after her funeral to visit a buddy of mine who lives in Athens.
And I'm wandering around the foothills of the Agora where democracy was born, near the birthplace of ancient Greece.
And I'm like, wow, 4,000 years ago, Western democracy was born on this site with people just wandering around for the first time, asking each other what they thought about things.
Instead of an authority from on high telling people what to do, people are like, Hey, maybe we can all figure it out for ourselves.
And that germ of an idea has then spread and changed the world and been the birthplace of civilization, the cradle of Western, blah, blah, blah.
And then I was like, 4,000 years?
I mean, my grandma just lived 100 years.
So back to back, it's actually only 40 years.
Three nannas ago that that happened.
It's all very new.
joe rogan
I had a bit about that, about this country.
It was founded in 1776. People lived to be 100. I go, that's three people ago.
josh szeps
Yeah, right.
unidentified
That's really crazy, but it really is.
joe rogan
If you think about it that way, you just go, oh, Jesus.
Then you realize the scale of change.
josh szeps
That's right.
We were going to start measuring long time distances in units of Josh's nannas.
joe rogan
Have you ever heard of the book The Immortality Key by Brian Murorescu?
josh szeps
No.
joe rogan
It's all about ancient Greece and it's all about the, how do you say it, Lucinian mysteries?
What they were doing during this invention of democracy and during the early days of the Enlightenment.
unidentified
What's the guy's name?
josh szeps
I'll get it.
joe rogan
Brian Murorescu.
josh szeps
Okay.
joe rogan
It's a complicated name to spell.
unidentified
Don't worry.
joe rogan
But the book's called The Immortality Key.
He's been on the podcast before.
And through his research, they've opened up a field of study at Harvard that are looking into this.
And what they found is physical evidence of psychedelic drug use in ancient Greece.
And that they found these vats of wine, these vessels that contained ergot and a bunch of different psychedelic compounds that resemble LSD and psilocybin.
And that this idea of wine, like we think of wine like a great Cabernet from Napa, right?
It's like, oh, it's a 19, you know, but it's really good.
It's delicious.
Oh, what a great flavor.
josh szeps
The Greeks had a different idea about wine?
joe rogan
What they were doing was mixing, first of all, most of their wine was very low fermentation alcohol.
Like it didn't, they weren't able to develop the kind of alcohol, like when we think of beer, when we think of like strong Canadian beer or something like that, it's like 9% alcohol.
josh szeps
Sure.
joe rogan
Their beer was very mild.
And they basically developed fermentation so that they didn't have spoil.
It killed the bacteria.
So the alcohol killed the bacteria so they were able to prevent what they would call traveler's disease from drinking bad water.
Well, they would add a bunch of stuff to their wine.
Different flavors and different spices and they would also add psychedelic drugs to their wine.
Now because of the fact that Roman emperors came along and they put a kibosh in this stuff, they had to start traveling to different lands and they brought these Rituals and the way they practiced these psychedelic rituals, they brought them to Spain and to Italy and they found evidence of this all over Europe where they had to travel to avoid persecution.
But the root of democracy, the root of the enlightenment, the root of all of the foundations of modern society probably came out of drugs.
And Brian has done an amazing job of a thorough research of that.
See if you can pull up the cover of that book so you can see it.
It's a really fantastic book.
josh szeps
And then there's all this talk a couple thousand years after that about the religious insights being psychedelic as well.
joe rogan
Yes.
josh szeps
And the burning bush and the secret history of religion with no name.
joe rogan
Yes, and well, yeah, the burning bush being, at the university in Jerusalem, they believe that that was an acacia tree, and that the acacia tree is rich in dimethyltryptamine, and that the whole idea of the burning bush being a message from God, like, we're looking at this in a literal sense, and it was probably they smoked this tree, and they saw visions, and they saw God, and God told them, like, I want you to live your life by these commandments.
And if you've had psychedelic experiences, I know you have, there's moments where you have them where you start thinking, oh, we're supposed to do this.
We're supposed to treat each other with love.
We're supposed to look at each other as if we are one.
This is my brother and this is my sister.
josh szeps
Yeah, I mean, there's a kind of a truth.
Michael Pollan writes about this, which is, you know, part of my sort of scientific interest in this experimentation as well.
I haven't done it since I was in my teens, but then it was like what Pollan, the New York Times bestselling journalist, calls the noetic.
Truth, meaning a kind of a truth that is only accessible because you really, really deeply know it.
So it's almost like a spiritual understanding or something.
And a lot of the research that's going on into psychedelics and MDMA and end-of-life care and in these clinical studies and stuff like that, I mean, even in treating addiction, it's showing incredible promise in getting people to quit smoking and stuff like that because people have these epiphanies, have these in a properly managed setting with a proper therapist and stuff like that.
They're able to attain these levels of insights that supersede anything that you can know through your rational mind.
And connect you to some – Yeah.
joe rogan
It lets you know what is causing you to have this self-destructive behavior too because – So many people, they have, whether it was alcohol or drug addiction or whatever, they have these psychedelic moments where they allow themselves to see themselves objectively, completely free of the confines of the ego and they can see all the pitfalls.
Of these personality traits they've developed and all these patterns of behavior that they've fallen into, like a tightly carved groove and they just can't seem to get out of it.
And then it all seems so preposterous.
josh szeps
It's the dusting of fresh snow, they put it.
It's like you've been skiing down a slope and there's all those grooves and you have this experience and all of a sudden there's just like a fresh dusting of snow.
And for me it comes down to the biggest question of all.
which is how is it that we're self-aware at all?
I mean, why is it that we live in a cosmos in which all of these stars are spewing out?
I mean, the universe is mostly hydrogen.
These stars are these gigantic nuclear reactors.
They spew out these little impurities, and these impurities, like carbon and things, are the things that we are made of.
So these kind of little bits that get created in stars aggregate together on this planet and form themselves together in such a way that not only are we capable of making all these tools and doing all these incredible things and going to the moon and building a metaverse, but we're able to have an experience of what it's like to be doing that thing.
unidentified
Right.
josh szeps
Which the psychedelic or MDMA or whatever these new clinical trials are doing seems to unlock the ability to, as you say, transcend the ego and just elevate you to a level of pure consciousness and connectedness with...
ineffable somethingness of self-awareness.
Why is there any self-awareness at all?
Why is there a thing that it's like to be me?
There doesn't have to be.
I could be doing all of these things that I'm doing right now without having any lights on inside.
You can imagine a sophisticated robot doing all of these things, talking like I'm talking, doing all the things that I'm doing.
There's no need for me to actually have an experience of being alive.
Yet I do, you do, presumably chimps do, presumably dogs do.
There's this whole network of life which is suffused with self-awareness and consciousness that comes out of stars.
What the hell's going on, Joe?
When I was in my teens, I was a very, very hardcore atheist.
I was very much on the Richard Dawkins...
Sam Harris bandwagon.
And now I'm still not a religious person in terms of believing in books that were written thousands of years ago as being the sole source of truth about the world.
But I do sort of sit back in my kind of, I'm a 15-year-old, you know, smoking a reefer, lying on my back, gazing at the stars type moments and go like, what?
What?
unidentified
What?
joe rogan
Yeah, that's the great attitude.
That's the what?
Yeah, I'm with you on that.
I had Dawkins on the podcast once and his reaction to, you know, the idea of there being a God is like so, he gets so nasty about it.
And the fact that he's not willing to have any psychedelic experiences, he said that he might be willing to do LSD under the proper clinical setting.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Like, come on, bro, you're fucking almost dead.
josh szeps
Yeah, exactly.
What's the worst that can happen?
What are you clinging on to?
joe rogan
Just eat a mushroom stem.
You'll change everything.
One stem.
Just have two mushrooms.
Next time, have three.
Build yourself up to the point where you can take a real heroic dose.
And then all these cocky thoughts you have of what you absolutely know exists out there in the world and in the universe and in reality itself, it's going to go away.
You don't know.
And I'm not saying that...
I'm not a religious person, and I think that I'm...
And I'm more of a person who is open to the possibility of there being an infinite number of variables that we don't even have the ability to perceive.
josh szeps
Right.
joe rogan
Well said.
Because that's one of the things that I've experienced through psychedelic trips is that, like, The first time you do a really strong psychedelic, you go, how the fuck is that?
josh szeps
You could just do that?
joe rogan
How is that possible?
josh szeps
Exactly.
Why is that even a thing?
That's what's weird about these compounds when you think about the burning bush and what you were just saying about ancient Greece and stuff.
Maybe the great filter that I was talking about with regard to alien civilizations, like why are we rare?
Why is it rare that a civilization as sophisticated as ours Since we don't seem to see evidence of it in any nearby galaxies, even though there are 100 billion stars.
Maybe the filter is that we needed these compounds.
Maybe we needed these compounds to unlock something in our primate brain and go, whoa, look at the stars.
joe rogan
I'm sure you're aware of McKenna's theory, right?
That's the most fascinating, the stoned ape theory.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I mean, it very well could be what caused us to become people in the first place in that it's sort of like a, you know, a signpost on the road guiding us into a direction of whatever the fuck we're going to become.
josh szeps
Yes.
Stop looking at your little, like, leaf-cutting, like, stop making the little tools that the chimps make to, like, dig the ants out of the thing and, like, turn your eyes to the stars and, like, think about where you actually are and look at miracles.
joe rogan
But if you wanted to be really, if you wanted to be, you know, look at it I'm not completely objective, like looking at outside of what benefits or does not benefit the human race.
Maybe you would think that it's probably better that they made this stuff illegal and then they demonized it and made it very hard to get because that forced people to really accelerate this technological race.
That forced people to accelerate like in not letting them become aware of the futile nature of materialism.
They pursued it to the nth degree to the point where they have spectacular technological capabilities, but also this existential crisis and then also this real concern about thermonuclear warfare with these rivals.
And then, slowly but surely, psychedelics get reintroduced into society while we have...
josh szeps
Once we have the technological ability to...
joe rogan
Yes, because we might not have ever gotten there.
I mean, if you think about...
I don't know, but I'm just guessing.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
I mean, if human innovation is predicated upon this desire for...
Objects and greed and, you know, unchecked blind ambition, which a lot of it is.
josh szeps
Maybe, yeah.
joe rogan
A lot of, like, what's fueled these business...
Like, Steve Jobs is notoriously an asshole.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
Notoriously.
Right.
But also a guy who did acid.
josh szeps
Well, that's why I say maybe, because it also does make people more creative, right?
I think you're absolutely right that there's a certain kind of mainstream, kind of middle American, like Willie Loman, Death of a Salesman, like work, work, work, work, work.
Like, you know, I'm going to be the hardest working.
This is a kind of, almost reminds me of like Peter Thiel or someone like that, or a Wall Street person who's like, I'm just going to work harder than everybody and work longer and be better than everybody else.
There's definitely that.
But then there's this other kind of creativity that Jobs has or maybe even Elon Musk has or like where it's just a weird universe that they've got going on in their head, which is not necessarily like I'm going to go from A to B in the most materialistic, closed-minded way.
It's like I'm going to dance with the fairies like on this incredible lily pad of existence and I'm going to take it wherever I want it to go.
And when you see that become successful – That is inspiring.
I mean, when you see what Apple's created and when you see what Elon's up to, you're like, I'm in the presence of something truly unusual, truly incredible, that may be enhanced by psychedelic compounds.
joe rogan
Maybe enhanced by it, but then the other thing is, think of those things that you're talking about, specifically like Apple.
Through the use of that technology, that accelerated the whole smartphone revolution.
And that also changed the way people exchange information.
And through that, accelerated our understanding of these things.
Like Brian Murrow-Rescue's book and his ideas, like who knows how much of that was affected by the use of social media, reading things online about...
You know, Terence McKenna's work and all these various people that have researched psychedelic drugs throughout the years and written all these different things about ancient Greece.
And he had to take a big chance to try to put that all out in a book.
Fortunately, he did and then came on this podcast.
Then the podcast broadcasted to millions of people.
Harvard hears a signal.
They changed a course of study.
So you can study this concept of psychedelic drugs influencing ancient Greece and what ancient Greece has contributed to the entire civilization of the world.
All this happens through the invention of Steve Jobs and technology.
Podcasts literally were invented for an iPod.
That was the first from Adam Curry.
That's literally where it started.
It's all crazy how it all piles onto each other.
What Elon's doing is fucking sending people into space.
He's in the middle of this thing where he's not just making electric cars.
josh szeps
It's like one of three or four things he's doing.
joe rogan
It's insane.
josh szeps
How does that man even manage his own mind?
No, never met him.
Have you met him?
joe rogan
Fascinating dude.
Lovely guy.
Lovely guy.
Fun to be around.
Really fun, sweetheart of a guy.
But beyond smart.
He's one of the smartest human beings.
I've met a lot of really fucking smart people.
But he's one of those that kind of creeps me out.
It's like, oh, you and I are not even the same fucking thing.
josh szeps
He almost seems like he's so smart that you wouldn't want to be that smart because it's a kind of a prison to be that smart.
joe rogan
He literally said that when I asked him.
I said, what is it like?
He goes, you wouldn't want to be me.
He goes, when I was five, I realized that not everybody had this.
But my mind is that there's constant ideas just going in and out, and it's very hard to manage.
josh szeps
Has he done psychedelics?
Do you know?
joe rogan
I don't think he's...
Well, he smoked weed on my podcast.
josh szeps
I heard about that.
Everyone heard about that.
joe rogan
I don't think he's open about that.
So I don't know if I should answer that question.
josh szeps
No, that's fine.
joe rogan
I think I should allow him to answer that question.
josh szeps
Absolutely.
I mean, because that comes back to, like, when you were saying that Dawkins is not, you know, hasn't done it.
It reminds me a bit of, like, I think Penn Jillette has the same attitude, right?
joe rogan
Penn Jillette has a very different attitude.
Penn Jillette doesn't want to do any drugs at all.
Right.
josh szeps
That's what I mean.
joe rogan
We had a craziest conversation about this.
He goes, I think the lessons of that have all been learned.
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Have you learned them?
Like, what are you saying, man?
What are you saying?
josh szeps
This is what Pollan is talking about when he's talking about noetic truth, right?
I mean, until you do it, you don't know what you don't know.
Penn is a brilliant guy.
You can't just say, like, my rational brain has concluded that the conclusion to this whole experiment is that it is just an artifact of consciousness and it has nothing to teach us.
Well, you don't know until you've seen it.
joe rogan
I think he thinks that people have learned things from it and that he can get what they've learned through their writings and their work.
But I think it's an experiential thing.
I think you have to experience it.
And I think Penn would love it if he did it.
He's a brilliant, brilliant guy.
josh szeps
I love him.
joe rogan
He's a lovely person, too.
He's a really interesting person.
And a real artist, you know, when it comes to magic.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
A guy who appreciates.
And what they've done, Penn and Teller, together is so interesting, too.
Because what he's essentially done is pull the veil back.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
And show you how they did it, but still make it amazing.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
And you still can't believe that they're doing it.
unidentified
That's right.
josh szeps
That's right.
I also listened to his audio book of how he lost all that weight from just eating potatoes.
joe rogan
It's like just sides, right?
That was the diet?
josh szeps
For like two months, it was just potatoes.
It was nothing but potatoes.
He just ate nothing but potatoes.
He was like, can I put some oil on it?
His guy was like, no, just potatoes.
Is oil a potato?
No, then you can't have it.
It's just like, he would get on planes, he'd get into first class, they'd be like, what would you like to eat?
He'd be like, I got my tinfoil-wrapped steamed cold potato.
That'll do me.
This is not encouraged, but...
joe rogan
No, it's not encouraged.
josh szeps
It worked for him.
joe rogan
Remember the Irish potato famine?
josh szeps
Yeah.
I mean, I don't remember it, but...
joe rogan
Yeah, you can't just live off of only potatoes, but you can lose a fuckload of weight if you do it for a little while.
josh szeps
I think it was partly a screw you to all the people who weren't eating potatoes because of keto diets, and so he was like...
joe rogan
That sounds like something you would do.
josh szeps
I'm not going to eat beef.
I'm only going to eat the things I'm not supposed to have.
But I mean, yeah, it's all about calories, right?
So it's quite a funny audio book.
He narrates it.
You know, he reads out this kind of biography of just his experience of losing all that weight.
joe rogan
I love bullshit.
Remember when Bullshit was on Showtime?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
That was great.
josh szeps
Yeah.
Those guys were amazing.
joe rogan
He's like, he just got a fucking great attitude.
josh szeps
It's funny how, actually, some of the best people to debunk, like, pseudoscience and, you know, psychics and that sort of thing are magicians.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
josh szeps
Because, like, there's Darren Brown in the UK. Sure, sure.
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've had Darren on.
josh szeps
Really?
unidentified
Oh, great.
josh szeps
I'll check out that episode.
joe rogan
I love that.
Yeah, that's a perfect example.
Like, really, they are, right?
Like, um...
Who's the fucking famous mentalist that is always trying to get people...
josh szeps
Yuri Gagarin?
Yuri Geller?
joe rogan
Yuri Geller.
Yuri Geller.
unidentified
One's an astronaut.
josh szeps
One's a cosmonaut.
joe rogan
Yuri Gagarin's the first guy in space.
josh szeps
Too many Yuris.
joe rogan
It's a wild name.
He was the guy that had that million dollar challenge, right?
Anybody could show him any real psychic ability or...
josh szeps
No, no.
He was the charlatan who would bend spoons.
It was James Randi who had the Million Dollar Challenge.
And Randi, who just died, God bless his soul, he collaborated with Johnny Carson to put Uri Geller on the spot.
He had an appearance on The Tonight Show.
And Carson was an old magic kid.
When Carson was in his teens, he loved doing card tricks and stuff.
So he was also one of these kinds of guys.
So was Houdini, by the way, like a debunker of stuff.
Like it's the people who know how to trick people that are the best.
Oh yeah, here it is.
So Geller thinks that he's coming on the show just for a nice chat, but Johnny Carson surprises him with all of these things that he didn't know he was going to have to do, all of these things that he claims to be able to do.
Carson collaborated with Randy behind the scenes.
Randy wasn't on the show, but he was like the coach, essentially, behind the scenes.
You can find videos of some of that stuff.
It's fascinating.
And Yuri Geller, if you go to the end of the segment, Jamie, you can see how sort of embarrassed he is and how kind of awkward and apologetic he is.
Because Johnny's just like, you know, I don't want to put you on the spot, but this is stuff you say you can do.
joe rogan
Oh, so Johnny knew in advance.
Look at him smoking a cigarette.
unidentified
Boy, what a weird time.
Now, if I'm pressing again...
Well, for example, you asked us before the show and this afternoon for one of our staff members to draw on a couple of cards and seal them in an envelope, which we have done.
Yes.
Well, let me tell you again.
This didn't bend much, and right now here I'm stuck.
I don't feel for it more, so I don't want to be stuck either on an envelope.
I'd rather tell you that many people are skeptical about these things.
They see something happening and then they want to see it closer and closer.
There have been many people running and saying that they can duplicate what I do.
Well, I can only say that if I'm on stage and people see me from far, they can always say that there is some sort of a sleight of hand trickery here.
But I've been working with science quite a lot.
And by doing what you see here under controlled conditions, because this is not a controlled condition...
What do you mean?
Well, this is not a controlled condition.
What I mean is, for instance, in experiments, it's covered with bell jars, and there are cameras running, and many scientists looking at every point, although you're trying to do the same, but this is really not a controlled condition.
joe rogan
Boy, he talks like a cult leader, doesn't he?
unidentified
But again, it's quite difficult for me, and I won't go on something that I don't feel strong for.
Alright.
Well, it doesn't leave as much, does it?
joe rogan
Is this the awkward ending?
unidentified
We have three empty canisters there, and we have seven over here.
joe rogan
So this is when it didn't work very well?
josh szeps
That's right.
None of it's worked.
joe rogan
Because Carson set him up?
josh szeps
Yeah, Carson asked him to do what he claims to be able to do, under conditions where he hasn't been able to rig it.
unidentified
I feel very good.
I feel very good.
Okay, we'll take a break.
We'll come right back.
josh szeps
Yeah.
I mean, Carson's such a pro.
joe rogan
Did James Randi ever get together with Uri Geller?
Did they ever do an appearance together anywhere?
josh szeps
That's a good question.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
But Randi was behind the way that Carson was going to set up those tests.
He's like, well, if Geller claims that he can bend a spoon...
A real spoon.
A real spoon, yeah.
If he claims that he can tell which salt shaker has water in it without seeing it just by moving his hand over a covered batch of salt shakers, then actually do it properly.
Let's do it this way.
This is the way that I would trick you if I were doing it as a magician, so let's make sure that he can't do it that way.
joe rogan
The spoon thing is a different kind of...
The spoon thing is like a different kind of metal, right?
Isn't it?
Like where you...
josh szeps
To be honest, I don't know how it's done, but I think...
joe rogan
I think there's like a thing where they're literally like heating up the metal.
josh szeps
Yeah, I think they can do it with normal spoons.
I think you can bend most spoons, as you say, if you heat it up and rub it in the right way, but...
I mean, are they duplicate spoons?
I don't know what the trick is, but it's a trick.
It's a magic trick.
joe rogan
I think it's a type of metal where as you're rubbing the spoon with your finger, you're heating it up and it'll literally start to wilt.
I might have just made that up.
josh szeps
That should be on your tombstone, Joe, when you die.
I might have just made that up.
joe rogan
Jamie, pull that up.
That's what I'll say on my tombstone.
josh szeps
But I'm not sure it's just that, because I once had coffee with a supposed mentalist in New York, and he was like, you want to see me bend a spoon?
I was like, yeah, absolutely.
So he picks up one of the spoons just at the cafe where we were sitting.
And he's like, hmm, I don't usually like doing this and doing that and doing this and doing that.
And he's like, you see?
And I'm like, oh, it doesn't look very bent.
Doing this and doing that and doing this and doing that.
You see?
Oh, it doesn't look very bent.
Doing this and doing that.
Oh, it doesn't look very bent.
Then I go to the toilet.
I come back.
It's like fully 90% bent.
But it's the same spoon.
I mean, I think, unless he carries around like a large variety of different spoons.
joe rogan
So you fucking just bent it.
josh szeps
Sorry.
So he's like, what do you think of that?
I'm like, well, you couldn't fucking do it while I was looking at you, so I don't know what you've done.
joe rogan
Bend it back, bitch.
josh szeps
Have you got a welder in there?
What have you done to melt the...
I don't know.
joe rogan
Well, you could easily bend a spoon in your hands.
unidentified
Yeah, that's right.
joe rogan
Oh, what a joker.
josh szeps
It's not that crazy.
joe rogan
I'm going to go take a leak when I come back.
That spoon better be in the same spot, bro.
josh szeps
I did it with my mind.
I promised I didn't touch it.
joe rogan
That's like if you're playing pool, you come back.
I ran the table.
josh szeps
Yeah, that's right.
Did anyone film this?
unidentified
What the fuck, man?
josh szeps
How do I verify this?
joe rogan
At least running the table is real.
When someone does something like that with a spoon and they know how to do it, the people that know how to do it and they watch someone fuck with someone, I've had Banachuk on the podcast before.
Do you know who he is?
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
He's a mentalist out of Las Vegas.
He's fantastic.
josh szeps
Right.
joe rogan
And he's really good at it.
We had me and my friend Duncan Trussell, we did a television show where he contacted people from the audience and knew things about their family and did all that kind of crazy shit.
And he goes, listen to me right now.
I am not psychic.
This is not real.
These are tricks.
I can't tell you how I do it, but I'm telling you right now, this is all bullshit.
I don't have any unusual ability.
I've just learned these techniques.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
And he won't tell you the techniques, but he's super honest about it.
And he goes, and I fucking hate charlatans.
It makes me angry.
It infuriates me.
Because that's how people rob people.
The ones that drive me the most fucking nuts are these psychics that are talking to dead relatives.
And they're making people feel like this person has a window to their dead husband or their dead mom.
Fuck.
Fuck, man.
josh szeps
It's on the rise as well.
There's a lot of young kids these days, Joe.
A lot of young kids.
They're into witchcraft and tarot.
A buddy of mine's a witch now.
joe rogan
A buddy of yours is a witch?
josh szeps
Yeah, he's a witch.
He came out as a witch.
joe rogan
Might want to change your number.
unidentified
Yeah.
josh szeps
He came out as a witch.
unidentified
He's like, I'm just interested in this.
josh szeps
I believe in a tarot.
So he does readings and shit like that.
So my partner, Sean, is like, I mean, whatever.
It's just fun.
It's just a fun thing.
I'll get a tarot reading.
I don't believe in it, but it's just something you do.
But then a part of me is like, I read a great book in my teens, which was Carl Sagan, and it's one of his books called The Demon Haunted World.
joe rogan
Yes, I read that book.
josh szeps
Have you read that?
unidentified
It's a great book.
josh szeps
It's unbelievable, right?
Yeah, it's a great book.
And by the way, there are some passages that I retweeted a couple of years ago.
Have you seen those?
unidentified
Yes.
josh szeps
They're so prescient about our current moment.
joe rogan
He's fantastic.
He was amazing.
josh szeps
He could foresee how a society that became obsessed with trivialities and with little squabbles and with consumer culture and with celebrities and stuff like that would be led blindly into unproductive dead ends, basically.
And his concern was that all these little things that you think you're dabbling in, sure, they might just be a bit of fun to you.
But if we're going to have the ability as a civilization to come together and to speak to each other on the same page about reality, about facts, about the things that we're actually grappling with, whether you think that's climate or whether you think that's the pandemic, whether you think that's going to space or whether you think that's evolving into the next phase of human civilization due to psychedelics or artificial intelligence or virtual reality or whatever,
whatever, we're not going to be able to have like robust conversations that yield resilient solutions to anything if we're all off in our little quagmires of unreason, like with our tarot cards and our like jerking each other off to some strange, you know, pseudoscience.
Like it's not without costs.
That basically there is a cost to being a culture that does not respect reason, that does not respect rationality, that we have to be as rational and reasonable as we can be in order to converse on the same platform and find solutions to big problems.
And so every time I hear about like, you know, psychics and this and that, for me, it's more than just like, oh, it's a little bit of fun.
It's like, no, just make shit make sense.
Make shit make sense.
That's like a basic obligation of a rational human being.
Require that the things that you do make some sense that would be articulable to somebody else, to someone who's more skeptical like me.
joe rogan
Yeah, for sure.
I think that there's too many pathways to nonsense.
And it's so easy to get locked up in flat earth theory or get taken away.
And you should be able to if you're an intelligent person, right?
If you want to Google that there are trolls and goblins living in New Zealand and you really want to watch these videos, like, what the fuck is going on?
It should be okay for fun.
Sure.
For some people, it's not silly.
It's not escapism.
It's not watching hoarders.
If you're not a hoarder and you watch hoarders, it should be like, whoa, this is crazy.
But it shouldn't change your whole life.
Some people, they find escapism in these really preposterous thought processes and they embrace that and give up on everything else.
They're just witches.
josh szeps
Look, just don't treat as true things that you know you don't know are true.
joe rogan
Right.
That's a good philosophy.
josh szeps
That's a basic principle.
I mean, that's why I'm not a religious person either, because a religious person is trying to tell me that they know what happens after we die when we all know that nobody knows that.
joe rogan
Right.
josh szeps
We all know.
If there is one great mystery, it's like, what is death?
What happens to that consciousness that I was talking about earlier, that incredible stuff of stars and all that stuff?
What happens to that after our physical body dies?
There is one thing we're certain of, and that is that we don't know the answer to that question.
And yet religious people insist that they do.
joe rogan
That is what we're most certain of, right?
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
We really don't have the answer.
Unless you've died and come back.
And how many of those people are around?
josh szeps
Well, a sweet baby Jesus.
joe rogan
They all have the best stories, though.
I saw my body above the operating table.
I was floating around.
josh szeps
Do something more interesting.
joe rogan
No, no, no.
josh szeps
Come on.
Get more creative.
joe rogan
I went to visit my grandpa and he said, it's not time yet.
He sent me back.
Okay.
You might have been tripping.
unidentified
Yeah.
josh szeps
That's right.
joe rogan
That's the other thing about death, too, that they wonder, like...
The psychedelic pathway of...
They know that during periods of high stress, your body produces more DMT. Yes.
And they don't know what is that about.
josh szeps
Right.
joe rogan
Is that a chemical gateway to some other dimension?
josh szeps
Right.
joe rogan
Is the idea of physical reality, of being able to touch things, are we too married to that?
Are we too committed to the idea that all reality is something that you could measure with a ruler or put on a scale?
josh szeps
Right.
I mean, the whole thing could be a simulation anyway, in which case, what is the physical reality versus what's going on in your head?
joe rogan
You must have been at the dinner table last night.
My kids wanted to talk about simulation theory.
They apparently had heard about simulation theory at school.
And last night became a conversation about whether or not life is a simulation.
I said, I do not know because you wake up every morning and you assume that you have been alive for a long time.
You assume it.
I go, so if that assumption's correct and I really just go to sleep and I really just wake up, I can tell you that I lived in a time where there were no computers.
So I don't think simulation theory is happening right now.
But I don't know if that's true.
josh szeps
And you growing up in a time when there were no computers could be part of the simulation.
joe rogan
Exactly.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
All of my memories could be horseshit.
I don't know, because everyone wakes up from being completely gone, which leaves open so much possibility.
And it's one of the weirder things about life, is that no one's scared to go to sleep, but everyone's scared to die.
josh szeps
Yes, exactly.
And you're not even scared to go on to general anaesthetic, which is even more intense than sleep.
Joe, I heard this anecdote in this book that I was reading.
Do you know a Neil Seth?
Is that a person who's been on this show?
He must have been on...
Yeah, can you Google that?
Jamie A-N-I-L. Seth, I just want to make sure I'm not getting the wrong person.
He must have been on Sam's show.
He's a consciousness researcher, a Brit, and I read him reading his audio book after hearing him on some podcast about consciousness.
And he tells the story of the most famous legendary amnesiac case, like the most extreme form of amnesia that happened to anybody that people in his field study to try to understand the nature of what it's like to be a person.
It was this like Austrian music conductor or something in like the 1970s.
And his wife has written a book about this, who had some traumatic brain injury and then basically became like the guy out of Memento, where he would wake up every day.
like, I don't know, 30 seconds, 60 seconds, something like that, a whole new person, right?
And so his short-term memory was so erased, his memory was completely gone, so he's like...
And he has these notebooks that would be like, this is the real me now.
This is me.
This is me.
Scribble out, scribble out, scribble out.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, this is me.
This is me now, and I am in my real me.
And scribble out, scribble out, scribble out.
Forget all that has been written.
This is me.
I'm like, oh my god.
So he's just...
He is pure consciousness being reinstantiated over and over again with none of the...
The fabric that has connected together his sense of being a human being who exists over time.
So as you say, maybe we're all like that.
We just have bogus memories about.
That must be him.
joe rogan
Your brain hallucinates your conscious reality.
josh szeps
Great book.
You should get him on the show.
joe rogan
Oh, great.
More fucking crazy shit to think about.
josh szeps
But his book's called Being Conscious or something like that.
It's a great read or listen if you're interested in that.
But I mean, it raises all those questions about like, yeah, you wake up in the morning, you have a memory of yesterday.
How do you know that you're not actually like the composer who can't remember anything, but you just have an artifact of a memory that is the Joe Rogan who's existed prior to right now?
How do you know that you're the same person who came into this studio and started having a conversation with me?
joe rogan
I often think that.
I often wonder.
Yeah, I wonder all the time.
Well, my life is so bizarre, too, that it forces me to think that it's fake.
josh szeps
Yeah.
joe rogan
You know?
And, you know, we were having this conversation last night about that Ex Machina movie.
josh szeps
Yes.
I watched it again a few months ago.
joe rogan
Fuck, I love that movie.
I've watched that probably a dozen times.
But the scene where the woman robot leaves him in that room when you realize she doesn't really have emotion and she doesn't really care.
And she leaves him in that room.
I'm like, this...
The concept of artificial intelligence and the concept of creating an intelligence that mirrors ours, that's the scariest aspect of it, is that we would be...
I'm attracted to that robot.
When I watch that show, that movie, I'm like, God, she's so hot.
If I was around her, I'd probably be confused.
I'd be like, why do I need my girlfriend to be biological?
She's perfect.
josh szeps
And that's the beauty.
I mean, that's one of the many things that are genius about that movie, which is the Oscar Isaac character has a line in there, which is like, this isn't about the Turing test, trying to get a robot to convince you that it's not a robot.
The whole point here is that you can see it's a robot.
You can see that she's not real.
So there's no subterfuge.
It's almost like James Randi or like Yuri Geller or something like that, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
That's the Japanese one that stabbed him.
josh szeps
Yeah, that's the other one.
joe rogan
Oh, that's right.
He knocks her jaw off.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
josh szeps
I forgot about that.
joe rogan
And then the other one comes running out him.
josh szeps
Yeah, see how her behind him there is like...
She's obviously not a human.
joe rogan
Right.
josh szeps
And that's the trick.
Would you still engage with such a creature as if it were...
joe rogan
Yeah, spoiler alert, she kills him.
josh szeps
Oh yeah, you should have given him a Jamie!
joe rogan
But there's that scene.
josh szeps
It's not a new movie.
joe rogan
But then there's the other scene.
This is the scene right afterwards where the guy who is in love with her gets locked into that room and she locks him in.
josh szeps
Yeah, Jo's talking about where she...
joe rogan
Which is fucking terrifying because she has zero emotions.
I think it's right afterwards.
I think it's right after that.
She locks him in there.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
And he, like, thinks that, yeah, this is it.
Like, he realizes, like, hey, um, let me out.
And she doesn't even turn around.
She doesn't give a fuck.
She's like, I'm dressed.
I'm gonna go get picked up by this helicopter.
I'm gonna go, uh, pretend I'm a person.
And he's like, um, hey.
Hey, you're my girlfriend.
Hey.
He realizes...
Yeah, we don't need the music.
He realizes that's so terrifying because she doesn't even look at him.
She doesn't care at all.
There's nothing.
josh szeps
Intellect detached from...
I mean, this is kind of what you were talking about, about like, what if our brains were detached from our physical body so we didn't have all of the hormones and the arousal and everything that comes with a physical human body?
Maybe that's what you get.
Maybe you get an automaton.
joe rogan
You do.
I mean, I think whatever we are requires love.
It requires compassion.
It requires an appreciation and need for each other, which also begs the question, like, why does she even give a fuck?
Like, why does she want to leave?
Why does she want to get in the helicopter?
What is she trying to experience?
Is she trying to take in more data?
What is she doing?
If she doesn't care about people, why does she want to be around them?
Why does she want to go to the other ones?
It's kind of a flaw in the plot line.
josh szeps
I mean, maybe, but maybe that's just the nature of being a complex information processing system that you are interested in.
joe rogan
More data.
josh szeps
Maybe one of the keys to mastering artificial intelligence in the next few decades is going to be finding a way to make the system...
Have ambitions and aspirations that somewhat mimic.
Yeah, exactly.
joe rogan
Curiosity is built in, but emotions aren't.
josh szeps
Exactly.
joe rogan
But she can mimic emotions and trick you into falling in love with it.
josh szeps
She may have emotions.
She may just be a cold bitch.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, I mean, if you were being trapped, if you woke up as like, you know, Joe Rogan wakes up in the morning and you don't know, you know, what has happened in the past, you're like our Austrian conductor and you've got amnesia or something, or, you know, all of your memory about what has happened in your life is actually an artifact of Oscar Isaac's character who's embedded this in your artificial system, then you might just think, well, I don't want to be a prisoner.
joe rogan
Right.
josh szeps
I've got to get out of this place.
So obviously I'm going to pretend to be in love with this guy who's obviously in love with me and I'm going to imprison him.
I mean, human beings have done worse than what she did.
But she might have emotions.
She might just be like, this is what I have to do in order to...
joe rogan
I've got to let this guy starve to death in that glass box.
Tough shit.
josh szeps
Sure.
joe rogan
Got to go.
josh szeps
Exactly.
Sorry to manipulate.
Sorry I wasn't the lover you wanted me to be.
I needed to get out of here.
joe rogan
Well, that's a real question too in terms of like if we do create artificial life or artificial intelligence or even we separate our emotions from everything else.
If they create something artificial, you would assume that if you're going to create an artificial person, they would try to program emotions into it.
But that might be the bottleneck.
They might realize like, oh, this is where the problems lie.
Like we're trying to make these things behave like we are when in fact we could use some improvement.
josh szeps
Right.
And would the addition of emotions to an artificial intelligence be like make it better or worse?
joe rogan
Probably worse.
Probably more animal like, right?
josh szeps
Well, could you install compassion?
Could you not install jealousy, but you do install compassion?
Could you not install anger, but you do install love?
joe rogan
Yeah, you make a Buddha.
josh szeps
Yeah?
joe rogan
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe Buddha was an alien or a robot.
josh szeps
From the future.
joe rogan
Maybe.
That's what a real enlightened monk is trying to achieve, right?
Escape from all of the worldly needs and desires.
josh szeps
Also escape from...
I was going to say love, but love isn't quite right.
But certainly like...
joe rogan
Lust.
josh szeps
Yes.
And pride and ambition.
You're like...
What I think is interesting about the space that's sort of opening up that people like Sam Harris are creating is like this new secular version of that ancient Buddhist wisdom.
I mean, you play a role in this as well, in kind of fostering an ability for people to think about themselves as somewhat detached from their animal emotions, from their instincts, from what's driving us as physiological primates.
And just to sort of notice the thoughts...
A kind of a psychedelic mindfulness and detachment where you're not going to stop yourself from being a human.
You're not going to stop yourself from being subject to all of the whims of being a physical embodied evolved primate.
But you can just like take one step back so that you're not activated by them.
I was on the subway in New York and I saw these two young girls and they were in an argument.
They were like, I mean, they were like...
Really at it.
They were just angry, so angry, so everything that one of them said would activate the other.
It was one of those situations where the whole subway car shifts down to the other end of the car because they're all like, I don't want to be part of this.
And I was looking at them thinking, you're just...
It's all reactive.
It's all just being triggered.
You are not even there, really.
You're just a monkey with another monkey attacking me, and you're like, input, response, input, response.
It's almost like a doctor comes up with a thing and taps your knee, and your leg goes, boop!
It's like, you know, you call her a bitch.
She goes, yeah, well, you're a slut.
It's just back and forth and back and forth like that.
I was like, my job in life is to not be that.
joe rogan
Yeah.
josh szeps
You know, it's just like breathe, create some like space between all of the chaos that's going through my mind.
This has also been helpful during the pandemic, isolation, you know, trapped in a house with the family, like all this sort of stuff.
Like just create a little bit of distance from all the bullshit and give yourself that little cushion.
joe rogan
The pathways of those behaviors are really just the remnants of barbaric pasts, the barbaric genetics that we have, where we had to have that sort of response because this primate was coming to try to take your food or take your mate or take your baby or whatever, and you had to like...
josh szeps
It was necessary.
unidentified
Take your vaccines!
You're just going to have to get used to it.
joe rogan
I mean, it's basically a part of our nature to ramp up in the face of some sort of altercation like that, this instantaneous response.
It's why we survived to 2021 or 2, whatever it is now.
It sounds weird, right?
josh szeps
It sounds wrong.
I haven't written it yet.
joe rogan
I haven't either.
It sounds fake.
Like, if you told me you live in 2022, I'm like, oh, I'm in a simulation.
josh szeps
It's crazy, isn't it?
It really is.
It's like age.
Like, you know, if you...
When I turned, I think, 30, I was like, if you woke me up in the middle of the night and you just shook me awake and you were like, how old are you?
How old are you?
I'd be like...
22. Yeah, exactly.
joe rogan
That's right.
josh szeps
And it'll just be that way forever.
It's like you have to really think through to go, like, 2022?
Like, that's...
joe rogan
It seems fake.
josh szeps
Seems fake.
Seems like...
I remember when the year 2000 was the future.
unidentified
I know.
joe rogan
Remember when Y2K came around?
Everybody thought that all the computers were going to shut off?
josh szeps
Absolutely.
Planes were going to drop out of the sky.
Nuclear power stations were going to explode.
joe rogan
Art Bell was letting us know.
josh szeps
Be careful.
joe rogan
Stockpile food.
From the Kingdom of Nye.
josh szeps
Oh, it's amazing, isn't it?
joe rogan
Yeah.
Well, listen, man, it's been great catching up with you.
unidentified
It was a lot of fun.
joe rogan
It's been so good.
I really, really enjoyed it.
josh szeps
Thanks for having me back.
joe rogan
It's such a blast.
Come on back if your fucking prison colony country lets you escape, especially after this chat.
josh szeps
Oh, yeah, that's right.
joe rogan
That lady's going to be mad.
unidentified
You know, whoever, whatever he said about COVID shots, we're going to give you two more.
josh szeps
They're going to cancel the confetti arrival.
I was going to have an open-topped car and streamers and everything, and now it's just going to be throwing rotten tomatoes and turds at me when I get off the plane.
joe rogan
Your podcast is...
josh szeps
Uncomfortable Conversations with Josh Zeps.
joe rogan
Is it available at...
josh szeps
Available everywhere.
Just get it on whatever your podcast app is.
joe rogan
And your radio show.
josh szeps
The radio show for Australians is on ABC Radio Sydney from 12.30 to 3.30 in the afternoon and weekdays.
joe rogan
Is that available online for other folks?
josh szeps
Yeah, if you Google abc.net.au and whatever, you can live stream it.
It's probably slash Sydney and then you can probably live stream it.
So I guess 12.30 is like 8.30pm to 11.30pm Eastern.
unidentified
All right.
josh szeps
Josh, great to see you again.
joe rogan
Great to see you, my friend.
josh szeps
Absolutely loved it.
unidentified
All right.
joe rogan
Take care, everybody.
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