Jan. 6, 2020 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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Hello Brian. | |
| Hello Joe. | ||
| Happy New Year. | ||
| Happy 2020. Happy 2020. That doesn't sound real. | ||
| 2020 sounds like a fake number. | ||
| We're in the year 2020. That's like a movie about the future. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We've already gone past the Blade Runner date. | ||
| What was the Blade Runner date? | ||
| I think that was September or October of last year. | ||
| You know what's interesting about the estimations about the future? | ||
| No one ever underestimates. | ||
| Everyone overestimates, right? | ||
| Like Space 1999. Remember that show? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I'm older than you, but when that show was on TV, people thought that in 1999, we'd be just fucking flying around through space all the time and living out there. | ||
| Yeah, like Buck Rogers. | ||
| Yeah, all those shows. | ||
| So Blade Runner was what year? | ||
| Last year, 2019. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| They missed that, huh? | ||
| Yeah, because it's funny when they show it in the movie, it shows the background looks like flying cars and crazy billboards and everything. | ||
| I wonder where technology would be if it wasn't for the internet. | ||
| Imagine if the internet was not possible, but technology still advanced electronically. | ||
| The capability of showing higher resolution images and processing power and all that stuff kept moving. | ||
| But they never figured out how to link it all up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's weird. | ||
| That's the scariest thing about the internet. | ||
| It's almost like... | ||
| The future put ideas in people's heads and those people just started figuring out a way to connect everybody and then connect all this crazy computing power and all this information and you could translate it in real time and do it all around the world. | ||
| And what a better way to get the technology to advance. | ||
| Because if it wasn't for the internet, where would we be at realistically? | ||
| We'd still be racist, we'd still be molesting people at work, we'd still have nuclear bombs. | ||
| We'd still have radio, we'd still have TV. Yeah, because that's what's causing all the problems in Hollywood and everything in life. | ||
| Look at all this stuff that's going on right now with Trump and everything like that. | ||
| It's the internet getting together going, no, this is wrong, this is right. | ||
| It's people becoming gangs immediately. | ||
| I think it's a side effect of something that's ultimately going to be good. | ||
| That's what I think. | ||
| I think we're learning how to figure it out. | ||
| But I think, ultimately, it's going to be good. | ||
| Because what it is, is, like, everybody gets to have an opinion. | ||
| And through those opinions, you find out which ones make any sense, which ones are crazy, and which... | ||
| But, like, right now, it's like, the people that are really into expressing their opinions on both sides are usually the ones that everybody else is like, hey, hey, hey, fucking relax, man. | ||
| Like, isn't there... | ||
| I think most of us have some sort of a middle ground on almost everything. | ||
| But that's not represented right now, because right now it's like the most extreme people are the ones who are putting the most energy into talking about things. | ||
| Like, this Greta Thunberg girl. | ||
| Do they have to go to her every time anybody says anything wrong about the climate? | ||
| Because apparently Meatloaf said something... | ||
| What did Meat Loaf say? | ||
| Well, he said something about her specifically. | ||
| I think he said... | ||
| Did he? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, I thought he had a... | ||
| The headline I read, and I'm a fucking sucker for clickbait, it said he had climate denial comments. | ||
| He just said something like, relax. | ||
| He pretty much kind of did that passive-aggressive thing, like, chill out, lady. | ||
| He's probably being funny. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's what we do. | ||
| I do feel kind of bad for her. | ||
| I think it's hilarious. | ||
| Imagine all the other girls in school. | ||
| What did they think about her? | ||
| I have a friend who worked with autistic people, and she said she thinks she's autistic. | ||
| She thinks that this situation is like a really bright child that maybe is being pushed in this direction to be this public figure. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| It's not that her opinions aren't valid. | ||
| They definitely are valid. | ||
| But it's not healthy to take a young kid who's developing and then thrust them into the front of something like global climate change debate. | ||
| It's so hostile and then just instantaneously this kid is getting mocked and fuck with and then they're asking her to make statements and and How dare you that how dare you just plays over and over and over again like she's not wrong It's not wrong her opinions, but it's like she's really young to handle this I don't know if she's autistic. | ||
| She seems very, very smart. | ||
| Is she like this all day? | ||
| That's a good question, too. | ||
| When you think of autism, don't you almost immediately think they're probably really smart at something? | ||
| Oh, yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Is that from Brain Man, or is that accurate? | ||
| No, that's accurate. | ||
| That's why the government uses them for their military, for radars and stuff, because they're very smart at one certain thing or a few certain things. | ||
| Accuracy is another one that I think a lot of them are smart at. | ||
| One time when I was really high, I had a crazy thought about autism and that all these spectrum disorders are eventually going to make emotions like a less significant aspect of being a human being. | ||
| You know, some people... | ||
| Some people, they don't have any control over their emotions, right? | ||
| They fly off the handle, they're nutty, they cry, they scream. | ||
| It varies, right, with all of us. | ||
| Wouldn't it be, like, more efficient if that wasn't the case anymore? | ||
| Like, if it was, like, an appendix. | ||
| You know, we had an appendix, we had an organ that we used to use to, what is it, like, processing roots and shit, or bark? | ||
| Bone. | ||
| Was it bone? | ||
| Yeah, I thought it was, like, Breaking down bones. | ||
| Something we don't use anymore because of our diet change. | ||
| Like, imagine if your emotions become something like that. | ||
| Like, some people have emotional flare-ups. | ||
| Like, oh, that guy blew out his appendix. | ||
| He just had a fucking hissy fit at his brother's wedding. | ||
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Fuck! | |
| No, fuck you, man! | ||
| Dad always fucking said! | ||
| Which one of the pills, Xanax or Prozac, makes you just numb to, like, thoughts? | ||
| Xanax, I think? | ||
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Xanax. | |
| I think Xanax is the anti-relaxant one. | ||
| Prozac's the speed, right? | ||
| Or anti-anxiety one. | ||
| Xanax is anti-anxiety, right? | ||
| I think so, yeah. | ||
| So, like, just pure Xanax all the time? | ||
| Somebody told me that if you take that, when you get off of it, it accentuates the anxiety. | ||
| Like, once you get off, there's a rubber band effect. | ||
| But then a doctor told me that's horseshit. | ||
| So I'm going to go with the doctor. | ||
| But so many people, maybe it's because they forgot how bad anxiety is, and then they get it back like, fuck! | ||
| Maybe because you took a break and you know what it's like to not have anxiety, then the reality of being on the natch is just even more discomforting. | ||
| A lot of people take Xanax to come down from bad trips, or if they get too stoned or too fucked up on mushrooms or something. | ||
| Good call. | ||
| I don't think I've ever done Xanax. | ||
| Have you done Xanax? | ||
| No. | ||
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No. | |
| No, but I didn't even know that I had a problem with anxiety until I started taking CBD. Oh, yeah. | ||
| Once I started taking CBD oil, I was like, wow, I feel great. | ||
| How much CBD? What's your normal CBD? What do you take? | ||
| I do a lot of lotions. | ||
| I use a bunch of different companies and a bunch of different kinds of stuff. | ||
| Some of them are gummies, but mostly I like oil. | ||
| CBDMD is one of the sponsors. | ||
| They sent me a bunch of their stuff. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| Squirt it under my tongue. | ||
| I just chill out. | ||
| It just does something to you where it's not getting you high, but it is giving you this feeling of lightness. | ||
| Just a little bit. | ||
| Just a little bit. | ||
| Just a little relax. | ||
| Dave Foley had really fucked up arthritis. | ||
| And CBD tincture, CBD oil, completely fixed it. | ||
| Just oral CBD. He used to not be able to straighten his fingers out. | ||
| Just from a fucking arthritis. | ||
| Yeah, I used it on my leg when I pulled my sciatica or whatever that shit's called. | ||
| And that helped with that, actually. | ||
| Dude, I've done that many times. | ||
| Sciatica. | ||
| I've never done that. | ||
| That was one of the worst things ever, man. | ||
| I couldn't sleep. | ||
| You know what it is? | ||
| Most of the time, it's an injury in your back. | ||
| And it goes down your leg. | ||
| But what it is is your back, somewhere in your back. | ||
| I'm like an expert on being able to butcher scientific explanations for medical conditions. | ||
| But if I was going to do my best to get it right, I would say your disc bulges out and hits the nerve. | ||
| And it hurts. | ||
| And the way it hurts, it goes down your leg. | ||
| So you think like you pulled something in your leg. | ||
| But it's really something in your back. | ||
| You know, and I was experiencing it really recently, man. | ||
| And I went and got, you know what Regenikine is? | ||
| I told you about that shit before, right? | ||
| They used to do it in Germany. | ||
| It was a blood-spinning procedure. | ||
| They still do it in Germany, but now they do it in Santa Monica, too. | ||
| And it's a blood-spinning procedure that's like platelet-rich plasma, but they put some other stuff in it. | ||
| I know we've discussed the science behind it. | ||
| Anyway, it's amazing at that, at relaxing all the area around a disc and anything that's bulging sort of goes back in and fixes itself. | ||
| It really can happen. | ||
| You don't necessarily have to get surgery with a lot of people. | ||
| But some people that have your situation or my situation, they get surgery because the disc keeps poking out. | ||
| They say, we're just going to cut a piece of that off. | ||
| And it can help you. | ||
| I think mine might be stemming from my bad knee somehow because mine happened right after I injured my knee again the other day. | ||
| Yeah, you're probably favoring one side. | ||
| It's definitely weaker. | ||
| The growth hormone, do you still have to go to the dead baby juice? | ||
| Stem cells? | ||
| Stem cells. | ||
| Do you still have to go to Mexico for that? | ||
| No, you can do it in America, for sure. | ||
| And as an added bonus, they'll make it out of your own fat. | ||
| Oh, right? | ||
| Yeah, bro. | ||
| They'll lipo you a little bit. | ||
| Get them to sculpt you some six-pack. | ||
| I'm going to have a lot. | ||
| I'm going to have a lot. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So much stem cells. | ||
| Yeah, I'm going to start selling it. | ||
| Let's see you at the store. | ||
| You'd be like 150 pounds. | ||
| What happened, Red Band? | ||
| Stem cells. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I got, for everybody, who needs stem cells? | ||
| And I didn't even know that you could use plasma. | ||
| I always sold plasma. | ||
| I didn't know you could keep it and use it for good. | ||
| Well, this platelet-rich plasma, again, I'll fuck this up royally if I try to actually explain it, but they take your blood out and they spin it. | ||
| And somehow or another, by spinning it, it separates through a centrifuge. | ||
| It separates this yellow stuff. | ||
| There's the platelets and there's other stuff. | ||
| There's significant parts to blood. | ||
| So they take this platelet-rich plasma, however the fuck they do this, and the difference between that, like regular PRP and Regenikine, is some other factors. | ||
| So they squirt that yellow serum into your back. | ||
| It's not cheap. | ||
| It's not covered by insurance. | ||
| But goddamn, does it work. | ||
| It works way better than anything. | ||
| Usually, if you have a bulging disc, you're kind of fucked. | ||
| You know, because people are like, God damn, what can I do? | ||
| And they go, well, exercise, yoga. | ||
| There's some things. | ||
| They take a long time. | ||
| You can slowly get things better. | ||
| You can get an epidural. | ||
| It'll kill the pain. | ||
| Sometimes that helps relax everything. | ||
| But this shit fixes it. | ||
| That'd be a good company to invest in. | ||
| You just need a doctor and a machine to do it. | ||
| It's a little more complicated than that, Brian. | ||
| You need actual scientists, lab technicians. | ||
| Maybe it's just a machine. | ||
| It might be just a spinning machine that takes plasma and makes it like a latte out of it. | ||
| Jamie, what were you going to tell me about Epstein right before the show started, but you stopped? | ||
| I was going to tell you this. | ||
| How are you going to tell me? | ||
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Something happened? | |
| I woke up to seeing... | ||
| Last night during the Golden Globes was going on, there were some jokes going on by Ricky Gervais that we can probably talk about later, but 60 Minutes was probably going on a different channel at the same time. | ||
| And they had a report with some new evidence that nobody has seen yet. | ||
| Oh, jeez. | ||
| They have some autopsy photos and photos from inside a cell. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| Yeah, the photo. | ||
| Are the photos online? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Of course they are. | ||
| Yeah, I didn't know this was just released. | ||
| I saw this last night, and I saw one of the photos, and it looks real. | ||
| So I watched the 15 minutes that they put together, which is mostly just about, like... | ||
| The incident in the cell and surrounding it. | ||
| I'm just going to show you the pictures, though, because we can't watch their thing. | ||
| Let me try to get the 13 images. | ||
| Am I scared? | ||
| No, I mean, it's just... | ||
| I'm scared already. | ||
| I'm scared already because of Iran. | ||
| I don't want to be scared of this video of them whacking this dude. | ||
| You know they whacked him. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's a hundred percent. | ||
| The fact that they thought they can get away with that, that's so crazy. | ||
| Like, that is such a crazy thing to try to get away with. | ||
| This gigantic international case. | ||
| Hey, what happened to the cameras? | ||
| Oh, I'm fucking broke, man. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Sucks. | ||
| Got to hang himself. | ||
| They needed a couple days to make the videos and stuff like that. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| That's the problem with today. | ||
| These are so fake. | ||
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He tried to hang himself before. | |
| And they're like, hey, don't do that again. | ||
| And he's like, alright, I won't. | ||
| Give me my belt. | ||
| Give me my shoelaces. | ||
| Give me whatever the fuck that guy strangled me with. | ||
| Yeah, these photos are all fake, right? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| I mean, they're very realistic. | ||
| We need Eddie Bravo in here immediately. | ||
| Okay, here we go. | ||
| Pull this up here. | ||
| So this is from his cell. | ||
| This is inside there. | ||
| I'll put these up on the screen. | ||
| So this is the cell he was in by himself. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| They said he used a bunch of these orange jumpsuits, which I guess were already in there. | ||
| He tied them around his head? | ||
| I guess. | ||
| There is a little spot way up here on the top of the grate where the window is, where you could see maybe there was something up there. | ||
| But the thing to remember here is that he was about 6 foot tall, 185 pounds. | ||
| There's one other thing on this ladder here. | ||
| There is also some other things I'll get into in just a second that would be easier to use than tying all this shit together. | ||
| But they showed... | ||
| There's the other thing here was this. | ||
| This was about four feet off the ground. | ||
| And they do show a noose, which they're saying was what he used. | ||
| But as the doctor sort of said, the noose that they show a picture of, which is what you can see in the top right corner here. | ||
| Oh, that's Dr. Michael Badden. | ||
| That's that guy from the HBO Autography Show. | ||
| For some reason I can't... | ||
| I'll find it in a second, but the picture that shows his actual neck... | ||
| and it's a little bit lower than it probably should have been. | ||
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Oh, Jesus. | |
| So they're showing some of these other, this is some of the pictures of them. | ||
| This is the bone, his jaw, the Hoylio bone. | ||
| His jaw was broken? | ||
| Well, there's that fracture that they said wasn't consistent with hanging. | ||
| It's more consistent with a murder or homicide. | ||
| And he said, this is Baden's words, is that usually he's seen it in maybe like one bone break and sometimes two, but there were three fractures. | ||
| And he says like he's almost never seen that in any of his cases he's ever looked over. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| And you would think it would be, if you're going to hang yourself from such a short distance, it would be even harder to get a fracture like that, right? | ||
| Because you're not like jumping out like in an old western movie. | ||
| Like Clint Eastwood movie, where they would hang them, hang them high. | ||
| So the one thing that they also had in here was he left a note. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| The note said, like, there was, like, four things. | ||
| It said, first, it had the name blurred out, but it said this person left him in a shower locked for an hour. | ||
| It then said someone else gave him, like, burnt food, and then bugs were crawling over his hands, and then he just wrote, no fun. | ||
| But there's a ballpoint pen, like the one I have in my hand, Sitting right next to it. | ||
| Like, if you knew he was on suicide watch, you wouldn't give him a ballpoint pen that he could kill himself with. | ||
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Jamie, you should be a goddamn detective for CSI! This is what they're saying. | |
| And he had his sleep apnea machine was in there. | ||
| You could see an extension cord coming from the hallway into his room that he could have just used that to kill himself and hang himself. | ||
| Or the nine jumpsuits. | ||
| Why does he have nine jumpsuits? | ||
| Yeah, the jumpsuit thing is freaky. | ||
| Like, they're trying to explain it by bringing in some... | ||
| Some new witness. | ||
| So somehow, this is actually a different video that's showing a couple different things than what I saw this morning. | ||
| I didn't see this arm thing and I didn't see the picture of his back. | ||
| The arm thing looks like an injection spot? | ||
| Is that what it looks like? | ||
| I guess so. | ||
| Here's the actual, this is what I saw. | ||
| Here's the note. | ||
| What does it say? | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| It's got 60 Minutes get their watermark all over it. | ||
| It's so funny. | ||
| Sorry, 60 Minutes. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Thanks for getting this. | ||
| So it says, kept me in a locked, it's blurred right here, it says the name is blurred, kept me in a locked shower stall for one hour, neck, or someone, I don't know the name, sent in burnt food, giant bugs, crawled on my hands, and then no fun. | ||
| And then they're saying, and then he killed them. | ||
| But then this ballpoint pen was next to it, that he could have stabbed himself in the neck or whatever, you know. | ||
| Yeah, it's hard to kill yourself with a pen. | ||
| Do they get pens? | ||
| Not usually, but this is like a high-profile case. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| Yeah, I don't think you should have a pen. | ||
| Look, it's bad to say either way if you don't know. | ||
| And I'm guilty of that 100%. | ||
| I'm like, that guy didn't kill himself. | ||
| I'm talking shit, though. | ||
| I'm not talking in terms of like... | ||
| We have to understand. | ||
| This is really important. | ||
| We're doing a podcast. | ||
| When you're doing a podcast, you don't have to be factually accurate. | ||
| You just have to talk shit. | ||
| And hopefully if you fuck up, you correct it, and it's funny. | ||
| I'm not a science expert, but when these guys are saying that the guy died by strangulation, there's all these points of consistent strangulation, and it takes forever to get these pictures, and then there's the video cameras didn't work. | ||
| And this is the second time he tried to kill himself. | ||
| And he's a high-profile witness in a really, really, really important case involving pedophiles at the highest levels of government. | ||
| Yeah, I would think that that's the kind of guy you whack. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| You're also, according to the procedure, when there's a suicide there, you're not supposed to remove the body and take it to the emergency room. | ||
| You're supposed to treat it as though it was a murder or like a crime scene. | ||
| What's crazy is that it's so high profile. | ||
| Because this is most likely how they did it forever, right? | ||
| Like, people that whack people, they were probably like, you know, I was doing comedy before the internet. | ||
| They were probably whacking people before the internet, right? | ||
| Do you want to see? | ||
| I found the graphic image. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Oh yeah, I'm not scared. | ||
| Don't see if you don't want to see it, Brian. | ||
| I saw that. | ||
| He has a weird texture on his cheek, I thought. | ||
| Interesting, Brian. | ||
| Tell me more. | ||
| Like bed marks, almost. | ||
| I think that's just the blood rushing to his head. | ||
| Bro, that guy got strangled. | ||
| That looks like a strangled guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's what I thought. | ||
| But the thing is like... | ||
| There's no blood on that noose that they said was the noose that did it. | ||
| But there's blood on his body. | ||
| And there's no pictures of him in the cell. | ||
| They didn't take any pictures of that. | ||
| Wait, hold on. | ||
| There's no blood on the noose they said killed him, but yet there's blood on his neck? | ||
| Correct. | ||
| That was pointed out by the reporter. | ||
| Well, that's insane. | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| That's impossible. | ||
| Did they really do a test of the rope that they supposedly said hung him? | ||
| Just show a picture of it, and it looks very clean and unused. | ||
| Well, it is orange. | ||
| Maybe the red doesn't show up that clean on orange. | ||
| Can we look at it again? | ||
| I think we should probably... | ||
| Look, I want to say for sure they killed him. | ||
| And the lawyer she's talking to in the piece is his former cellmate's lawyer. | ||
| And he's just, eh, no, it's obviously... | ||
| Bro, the former cellmate is my favorite part of the story. | ||
| A gigantic ex-cop who's a murderer and a drug dealer. | ||
| And he's fucking huge! | ||
| He's a gorilla. | ||
| A straight-up gorilla. | ||
| A big Italian gorilla. | ||
| And they put him in jail with that guy? | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| They probably... | ||
| Oh, come on! | ||
| Look at his neck! | ||
| Okay, so they're examining the thing. | ||
| This is Dr. Michael Batten from HBO. And he's examining the thing that was supposedly used to kill him, and he's saying there's nothing on it. | ||
| And he's showing the actual lacerations around the neck that show clear blood. | ||
| And he said it's too low on the neck, too? | ||
| That's her postulation right here. | ||
| She says if he did what you thought, which would have been like leaning forward on the ground, that it probably would have been a little higher under the jaw, not down at the base of the neck, kind of, but it's a little bit tough to say. | ||
| I would imagine if you're killing somebody like that, they're trying to get away. | ||
| People that are trying to get away do that. | ||
| If you're killing him from behind, if that guy's holding him down... | ||
| Oh, come on, man. | ||
| Look at his neck. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| Hold on, though. | ||
| Is any of that actually breaking the skin? | ||
| The thing is, it looks like a wire. | ||
| It looks like a wire to me. | ||
| It does look like a wire. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| It looks way too thin to be that thick cloth noose. | ||
| I mean, maybe that thick noose thing is really strong fabric, but that looks like a wire to me, man. | ||
| But wouldn't that wire just slice right into your neck, too? | ||
| Yeah, it looks like that's more like blood rising to the skin than an actual cut. | ||
| Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. | ||
| It looked before though like it was a cut. | ||
| So maybe there wasn't really that much blood. | ||
| That actually came through the skin. | ||
| And maybe all that cloth, maybe it's really thin and it gets down like a wire. | ||
| If you choke somebody with a bandana, you had one of them bandanas that hippies put on their dogs, and you choke someone to death with one of those things, I kind of think it's going to make a very small mark. | ||
| I don't think it's going to make a thick mark. | ||
| If you like... | ||
| Got someone in like an Ezekiel choke is one of those things and fucking... | ||
| Yeah, that's a strong... | ||
| It would get thin, like where it was choking you. | ||
| Like the actual... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Would that make a mark like that? | ||
| I'm sure someone now is going to go start myth-busting like what it looks like if you do do that test and like... | ||
| They have to murder someone to find out if it's true. | ||
| Just get another piece of shit. | ||
| So we'll find out later today, I'm sure. | ||
| The whole thing is so strange, man. | ||
| It's so public. | ||
| The idea that a guy actually had a fuck island. | ||
| That's what Ricky Gervais was joking about last night. | ||
| Did you watch that? | ||
| Of course he was. | ||
| No, but I did see the one clip that somebody put on the internet about him saying, don't virtue signal, just come out here and get your little prize, go fuck off, because nobody cares about your opinion. | ||
| I was like, thank you. | ||
| Thank you, Ricky. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Thank God. | ||
| That guy swings. | ||
| He's out there swinging from the hip. | ||
| Chin up. | ||
| Doesn't give a fuck. | ||
| Telling it like it is. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| He went after Apple in front of Tim Cook. | ||
| How crazy was that shit? | ||
| He went after Apple, then he said if ISIS opened up a studio, you'll all be sending your resumes. | ||
| Is that what he said? | ||
| Yeah, you'd all be like a streaming service. | ||
| You'll be contacting your agents or something like that. | ||
| Yeah, that's what he said. | ||
| Like, fuck, man. | ||
| Good for him. | ||
| So those are all pre-written, right? | ||
| Because they had to have those cuts ready to go. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| He's so badass. | ||
| He might be able to do whatever the fuck he wants. | ||
| You know, he's Ricky Gervais. | ||
| He's got the ability to probably say, oh, I'll do it. | ||
| But I'll do it this way. | ||
| And only this way. | ||
| And they're like, okay, Ricky, we love you. | ||
| We love you. | ||
| We know you wouldn't do anything to jeopardize our amazing organization. | ||
| We all love working with you here at the Golden Globes. | ||
| And it's fun. | ||
| I mean, you stir people up. | ||
| But everybody knows you're a good guy. | ||
| And then he goes and hits them with genocide talking. | ||
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Like, hey, hey, hey! | |
| Apple must have been so pissed! | ||
| We were just getting away with using all that slave labor and no one even noticed! | ||
| That's, I mean, it's another thing, like this murder, right? | ||
| It's like, that's just how everything was done. | ||
| That's just how everything was done. | ||
| That's how they whacked everybody. | ||
| And that was how you got things built cheap. | ||
| They used slave labor, but nobody knew. | ||
| Nobody really understood until you saw things like Foxconn. | ||
| You were like, wait a minute, this is a good setup? | ||
| You guys are working 16 hours a day, you sleep in the building? | ||
| This is a good place? | ||
| This is good? | ||
| The story of Amazon workers running around and peeing themselves. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| They have some crazy countdown thing that goes when they get an order and they have to run to go get it. | ||
| Probably a fun job if you're into losing weight. | ||
| Put on some ankle weights and shit, maybe a weight vest, and just run around that thing. | ||
| You'd get a fucking vicious workout. | ||
| That's making lemonades out of lemons. | ||
| That's right, Joe. | ||
| Everything's a workout. | ||
| You could be working as a waiter at Applebee's and that's a workout. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Think about it, man. | ||
| With heavy weights around your waist that no one would notice, you could have a good workout while you're working. | ||
| The Apple thing, that had to sting. | ||
| Well, he was sitting right there, too, and they showed him right before he started saying it. | ||
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What exactly did he say? | |
| Something about using sweatshops and stuff like that right in front of him. | ||
| But, I mean, Foxconn, it's a sweatshop, but it's probably the best version of a sweatshop. | ||
| It's a real company, and it's... | ||
| The best version of a sweatshop is hilarious. | ||
| Foxconn works in the United States now, don't they? | ||
| Do they? | ||
| Yeah, I think they're about to have companies here in the United States. | ||
| I remember, this is something that Trump had talked about, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| On top of the annual, Gervais ended his monologue by telling the nominees, so if you do win an award tonight, don't use it as a political platform to make a political speech. | ||
| You're in no position to lecture the public about anything. | ||
| You know nothing about the real world. | ||
| Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. | ||
| So if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your God, and fuck off, okay? | ||
| Oh, the swear was beeped out by NBC. He was also beeped for his use of profanity in two other jokes. | ||
| One where he called cats James Corden a fat pussy. | ||
| And another where he discussed the same films Judy Dench licking her ass. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| The comedian, however, also peppered the monologue with references to Me Too and contemporary issues. | ||
| He started off by noting it was his fifth time hosting, and therefore he didn't care what flack he would take. | ||
| Then he punched in with a nod to last year's college admission scandal. | ||
| I came here in a limo tonight, and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman. | ||
| Good for him. | ||
| He's a real comic. | ||
| He doesn't have the Apple quote. | ||
| He's a real comic. | ||
| That's a... | ||
| Look. | ||
| Right down. | ||
| Yeah, down a little. | ||
| It said a little lower than that. | ||
| Apple TV. Yeah. | ||
| While discussing the addition of Apple TV Plus to the room, Gervais noted the irony of a Me Too-themed show like The Morning Show being made by a company who runs sweatshops in China. | ||
| You say you're woke, but if ICE has started a streaming service, you'd call your agent. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| We're gonna get this right, folks. | ||
| I really believe this. | ||
| Good for you. | ||
| This is what we were talking about earlier, about everything being bad. | ||
| I don't think it is. | ||
| I think it's just a lot of noise. | ||
| There's a lot of noise. | ||
| A lot of people yelling. | ||
| It's swinging back around already. | ||
| It's swinging back around. | ||
| We're human. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, we have weird things. | ||
| Everything's changed. | ||
| It's all changed now. | ||
| Everything's changed. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| Relax. | ||
| We're okay. | ||
| We're gonna be alright. | ||
| The world's fucked! | ||
| We're fucked! | ||
| It's all ending! | ||
| I'm a little nervous about Iran, though. | ||
| That seems like real shit. | ||
| That makes me want to get educated on the subject so I can really freak out. | ||
| The one thing that made me feel better is when they were screaming, death to America, death to America, recently, the president of Iran was like, well, when we say death to America, we don't mean the citizens. | ||
| We like the citizens. | ||
| We're talking about, fuck you, Donald Trump, you know. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They've been saying that for a long time. | ||
| That death to America chant, that's been around. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's a tough sell. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| We know what you're saying. | ||
| You're saying death to America. | ||
| Okay, like, that's one thing that you don't want to be misconstrued. | ||
| If you want to fucking make signs and yell, like, you don't, like, you're like, hey, hey, we're not talking death, death, guys, right? | ||
| Oh, yeah, definitely not death, death. | ||
| Let's go out and scream, death to America. | ||
| Everyone's going to know. | ||
| Like, that would be the worst way to communicate something. | ||
| Like, why, if you don't really think that. | ||
| Why would you say death to the American political system? | ||
| Death to the American military complex? | ||
| Not death to America. | ||
| Death to America is everybody. | ||
| How they got us all mixed? | ||
| We don't have nothing to do with this, guys. | ||
| We're just over here chilling. | ||
| How they got us messed up in some international conflict that you actually have to think about might come a-knocking on your door. | ||
| What fucking ineptitude mixed with scumbaggery led us to this position? | ||
| Who did this? | ||
| Is it the Iranian guys? | ||
| Did Trump do something he shouldn't have done? | ||
| Doesn't it seem weird timing, though, with this whole impeachment shit? | ||
| It's all weird, dude. | ||
| It's all weird. | ||
| The fact that Trump can kill people. | ||
| Just understand how crazy it is that you got a guy like Trump who could just go, send it in, send the missile, just shoot missiles. | ||
| He could just... | ||
| Listen, man, don't give me that power either. | ||
| Don't give anybody that power, for sure. | ||
| But a guy like Trump... | ||
| A guy who's famous for being mean to people on a reality show? | ||
| You're fired! | ||
| Famous for being a baller? | ||
| I mean, that's what he's famous for. | ||
| That's the crazy thing. | ||
| He was in rap songs all the time in a complimentary way. | ||
| That guy's life has gone through an arch. | ||
| Home Alone 2. He was in Home Alone 2. And in Canada, those silly fucks, they edited it out. | ||
| The CBC edited out the Donald Trump scene because it's offensive. | ||
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Offensive to us who really enjoy films without monsters. | |
| That's history. | ||
| Are you going to go into fucking Naked Gun and get rid of OJ? What are you going to do? | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| You going to take O.J. out of the NFL archives? | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| No, this is life. | ||
| You can't make life prettier by pulling Donald Trump out of Home Alone. | ||
| You're supposed to look at it and go, holy shit! | ||
| Who would have thought that fucking guy would be the president one day and be killing dudes? | ||
| And maybe starting World War III. Like a goddamn Stephen King novel. | ||
| You know, Stephen King's freaked out by Trump. | ||
| Mmm. | ||
| These media posts will serve as notification to the United States Congress that should Iran strike any US person or target, the United States will click quickly and fully strike back, and perhaps in a disproportionate manner. | ||
| Such legal notice is not required, but is given nevertheless. | ||
| Dude, fuck this. | ||
| That I don't like to see on Twitter. | ||
| That seems so bizarre. | ||
| That almost seems like the simulation theory has hired comedy writers to come in and subtly fuck with everybody. | ||
| That he can just put that on Twitter? | ||
| How can he just put that on Twitter? | ||
| Like, I thought there was a series of checks and balances. | ||
| You know? | ||
| I mean, this is ultimately, like, one guy can have, like, an instantaneous press conference anytime he wants, just by putting something on Twitter. | ||
| And then there's all these people that go, you gotta ban him for Twitter. | ||
| But here's the problem. | ||
| You ban him from Twitter, Gab is gonna, he'll go to Gab, right? | ||
| If he goes to Gab, Gab will all of a sudden skyrocket, because everyone's gonna want to go to Gab to see Trump talk shit on Gab, where it's full freedom of speech. | ||
| What if he starts swearing on Gab? | ||
| What if they make a deal with him? | ||
| What if they give him 50% of Gab? | ||
| Because they think it's imminent because of this war we're in with Iran. | ||
| This could be a movie where they're going to ban him from Twitter. | ||
| And Vidya and Jack Dorsey has to leave. | ||
| He's in a meditation, a silent meditation in fucking Bali. | ||
| And he has to fly in and he has to figure out whether or not they can make this executive decision to ban Trump. | ||
| But everybody's calling for it. | ||
| Ban Trump! | ||
| Ban Trump! | ||
| Ban him! | ||
| Ban him! | ||
| And if they banned him off Twitter. | ||
| Imagine if you went to the thing and the page said banned. | ||
| You would just open up your windows and hear liberals cheering. | ||
| Like King Kong just fell off the Empire State Building. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| He's fucking banned! | ||
| The YouTube videos would be spectacular. | ||
| Do you know how many virtue-signaling dipshits would have YouTube videos just screaming and pumping their fists in the air and pointing to the screen with Donald Trump and says, owned? | ||
| You know how many? | ||
| It would be hilarious. | ||
| And all he would have to do is do that and go over somewhere else, and that new platform would be fucking gigantic. | ||
| Because everybody would want to know what he says. | ||
| And if he says it over there, everybody else would just retweet it on Twitter anyway. | ||
| It would probably be like killing coyotes. | ||
| You know how you kill coyotes and then they make more coyotes? | ||
| Like a female, when they shout out. | ||
| That's like a roll call. | ||
| And if someone's missing, the female makes more babies. | ||
| That's one of the craziest things about coyotes. | ||
| That's why they're everywhere. | ||
| That's what would happen with Trump. | ||
| If they banned him off Twitter, his signal would be bigger than ever. | ||
| It would be fucking bonkers. | ||
| Like, they're in a precarious situation now, too. | ||
| Because these social media companies, they're being labeled as someone who would ban freedom of speech from certain people if they don't believe with their ideas. | ||
| Now, if this happens to be the president, That they say you can't have freedom of speech on our platform anymore. | ||
| Then everything is like out the window. | ||
| Like, what is this? | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
| And then if it backfires and Twitter loses all of its power and some other fucking company comes along and takes the spot, some company that promises to never do that to the president, let people express themselves but explain, perhaps, through a fucking series of checks and balances, why you can't stalk somebody or be mean to somebody or... | ||
| Does this make any sense? | ||
| Is it about him being on the most popular platform? | ||
| Because he could do radio. | ||
| He could do anything he wants. | ||
| But is it no one paying attention to the radio or the TV things that he does and everyone pays attention to his tweets? | ||
| Well, it's interesting because he's got to think. | ||
| He's a guy that, obviously, he does a lot of business deals. | ||
| And he does a lot of deals simultaneously. | ||
| It's the only way he can have as many properties as he has. | ||
| He's got Trump Towers everywhere. | ||
| He's got them in Vegas and Chicago and all over the world. | ||
| He's got to be a guy that's always thinking about doing the next thing. | ||
| And if he was, you would think he's setting himself up as a business. | ||
| It's like he's a business. | ||
| He's now not just the president, and he's always been a business. | ||
| He's always been a celebrity and an iconic financial character. | ||
| But now, his entertainment, like what he says about life and everything, is fucking super valuable. | ||
| If Trump had that show... | ||
| If he decides to have a podcast, do you know how goddamn crazy it would be? | ||
| If Donald Trump just pulls up, has a YouTube channel, talks into the camera, says what he really thinks about everything. | ||
| They release it as a podcast as well. | ||
| And no one can stop him, because that's freedom of speech. | ||
| Because freedom of speech is to let this guy talk. | ||
| Do you know if he started threatening people, like threatening Iran from his YouTube channel? | ||
| Like, what the fuck? | ||
| Imagine if World War III is caused by a tweet. | ||
| Imagine if Trump threatens someone, and they retaliate to show they're not scared, and we nuked them. | ||
| And then, oh. | ||
| My. | ||
| God. | ||
| From a Trump tweet. | ||
| Is that possible? | ||
| Seems like anything is possible. | ||
| He's probably going to do it right at the end, too. | ||
| The end is a weird one, right? | ||
| Is it going to be a few months from now, or is it going to be four years from now? | ||
| That's with all this Iran thing. | ||
| It might happen faster. | ||
| I didn't think it was going to happen at all, but now maybe this Iran thing... | ||
| The impeachment thing? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Maybe this is for a purpose. | ||
| He's not going to just go. | ||
| That's the thing. | ||
| And there's a lot of people that don't want him to go. | ||
| The Republicans don't want to lose power. | ||
| And they're very smart in that even ones that were never Trumpers at one point in time, they've accepted him. | ||
| He's a fascinating guy. | ||
| He's a fascinating human character. | ||
| If you look at him in terms of like... | ||
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Just his... | |
| Go back to that photo that we're just looking at. | ||
| Let me see that in big time. | ||
| He's a fascinating character, man. | ||
| And he's also a very strong guy in a lot of ways, like mentally strong in terms of what he's been able to accomplish, all the business deals, always believes in himself. | ||
| There's something about that that gets other people and they sort of like, they get a little ass kissy around them. | ||
| And they want him to like them. | ||
| Because if he doesn't like you, it's devastating. | ||
| If Trump goes after you on Twitter and gets mad at you, it's devastating. | ||
| So they all want him to like him. | ||
| So look at them all reaching for him. | ||
| That's a painting one day that they'll have on the caves. | ||
| They'll cave paint that. | ||
| After World War III, after we get nuked into the fucking Stone Age, they'll cave paint how a guy... | ||
| Figured out how to be just mean enough, but just nice enough, and have all these people like him, and literally be able to kill someone with the press of a button. | ||
| And then everybody wants to touch him. | ||
| Like, look at that. | ||
| They're reaching for him. | ||
| They're reaching. | ||
| Look at the guy in the back. | ||
| They're all reaching. | ||
| It's like a Michelangelo painting. | ||
| Bro, it is! | ||
| And that this guy somehow got into this crazy position from hosting a reality show and getting really famous by telling people they're fired. | ||
| And now all of a sudden, he's deciding whether or not they can nuke generals into another dimension from a robot that flies. | ||
| And just shoots missiles. | ||
| And the missiles are called Hellfire missiles. | ||
| Did you hear that new, I think Russia has it, that super sign goes Mach 27? | ||
| Oh Jesus Christ. | ||
| They drop it from space and it just like roller coasters itself in and like we don't, I guess we don't have a thing to stop it yet. | ||
| It's 27 times the speed of sound. | ||
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Oh Jesus Christ. | |
| This is the Space Wars shit. | ||
| This is why Trump wanted to have a Space Force. | ||
| When I heard about a Space Force I was like, what are you, what are you doing man? | ||
| Space Force. | ||
| But here's the other thing. | ||
| When you're 74, whatever he is, Do you realize you're 74? | ||
| Are you just alive? | ||
| I think you're just alive. | ||
| Especially if you're on diet pills. | ||
| Then I think you're really just alive. | ||
| You're out there. | ||
| You're just fucking grinding. | ||
| You're just like grinding because that's how you do it. | ||
| You just go out there and you kick ass. | ||
| He's not thinking about riding off into the sunset. | ||
| He's not thinking about any of that shit. | ||
| But people, we think that way. | ||
| When we see someone at 74, we're like, oh, by the time he's 78, he's going to want out. | ||
| He's not going to want out. | ||
| He's not gonna want out. | ||
| He's alive. | ||
| Is he alive? | ||
| Yeah, he's gonna keep going. | ||
| Especially if you're stimulated. | ||
| If you're artificially stimulated. | ||
| You know? | ||
| I mean, I'm talking right now while I'm drinking coffee. | ||
| That's why I'm so excited. | ||
| Is he TikTok-ing yet? | ||
| I hope he does. | ||
| I hope. | ||
| That'd be great. | ||
| My first TikTok was almost 3 million in 24 hours. | ||
| Jamie says they fuck with the numbers. | ||
| Yeah, they have to, right? | ||
| But my comments were in the thousands, though. | ||
| But maybe those are all robots, spam robots. | ||
| Well, they're obviously working overtime to try to get it big, and a lot of people are jumping on board. | ||
| Kevin Hart just got on board. | ||
| That's a big acquisition. | ||
| I can't do it, man. | ||
| And The Rock. | ||
| The Rock got on board. | ||
| That's another big acquisition. | ||
| I took all my social media and I put it in a folder that says Addict. | ||
| I put it on my last page, my iPhone, and I got a smaller iPhone. | ||
|
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Oh, you did? | |
| Which one did you get? | ||
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I got the little one. | |
| Yeah, that one's better. | ||
| The regular one. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There was an article in New York Times this weekend that TikTok groups are taking over the YouTubers of Hollywood and moving into mansions and like... | ||
| Imagine. | ||
| Whatever they're... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know how that works. | ||
| Imagine. | ||
| How are they making all this money? | ||
| I don't understand it, but imagine. | ||
| A TikTok president. | ||
| This is our first TikTok president. | ||
| Maybe it could be you, dude. | ||
| What? | ||
| No. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| We could make that happen, I think. | ||
| What if it was the whole staff of Shark Tank? | ||
| That would be a good idea. | ||
| That they would be the presidents? | ||
| Yeah, but they all work together. | ||
| Not a bad idea, right? | ||
| I think a bunch of successful, reasonable people, and I don't mean successful financially even, just scholars. | ||
| Maybe even business people and scholars mixed together. | ||
| Like, that would be the right way to run the country. | ||
| Like, a committee. | ||
| Where you could see the way they interact with each other in real time so everybody would have access to all the communication. | ||
| Unless it's anything to do with, like, national security. | ||
| You know, I mean, obviously they can't let everybody know that they're going to bomb that guy in Iran. | ||
| You know, they can't do that. | ||
| But it would be really interesting if, like... | ||
| Policy issues, economic issues, if all those things were discussed publicly, like if you saw these guys, like if you saw the guy who is, you know, one of the 10 people who is the president, right? | ||
| And you saw them all present evidence and they all go over the work and they look at it. | ||
| This is what it's projected if we don't cut carbon emissions. | ||
| This is what we know and this is the hyperbole. | ||
| This is the clickbait that you hear. | ||
| This is the reality of it. | ||
| And this is where we're at now. | ||
| And here's our possible solutions. | ||
| And we'd all just sit around and look at the budget even. | ||
| Say, okay, we're going to put... | ||
| X amount of billion to this, and Y amount of billion to that, and then we're going to put a significant amount, and we can go, wait, why are they doing it that way? | ||
| Like everything else, right? | ||
| The internet has allowed people to communicate and bitch and piss and moan about everything else, but not really on the inner works of government. | ||
| They're still doing it in these rooms. | ||
| They're still doing it tucked away. | ||
| You can watch some of it on CNN, but some of it you don't get to see. | ||
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It's all tucked away. | |
| National security, national interests. | ||
| Secrecy. | ||
| So, I mean, you give people the option to have stuff like that, like gigantic worldwide decisions that are made by a handful of people. | ||
| That is kind of crazy. | ||
| It's kind of crazy that someone, whether it's Trump or anybody, could make that decision. | ||
| This might throw us into nuclear war, but we're going to let these motherfuckers know what's up. | ||
| Let's take a rocket and kill that fucking guy. | ||
| You want to do it? | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| Let's fucking kill that guy. | ||
| The fact that you can do that... | ||
| How many people do you think were involved in the decision to kill that Iranian guy? | ||
| I read that it was there's some sort of like PowerPoint presentation given to Trump and it was the last slide was like this is our option another option is doing this and they like unexpectedly he picked that yeah there was like he picked the craziest one like the killing I don't know what different levels I'll take the Adderall option for 10 Alex wow see that's what's crazy so that's one person that's even more crazy like one person gets to make that call We always thought there | ||
| was so many checks and balances. | ||
| This is what I kept hearing from reasonable people like Brian Callen. | ||
| He won't be able to get anything done. | ||
| Once he gets in there, it's just like there's so many systems and checks and balances. | ||
| This is the reason why the Founding Fathers were so smart in the way they set up the Constitution and set up our government. | ||
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Well... | |
| If he can fucking start World War III, if he can do that and that starts World War III, yeah, they missed that part. | ||
| You fucked up. | ||
| You missed the Twitter part, too. | ||
| Twitter part. | ||
| They're going to have to change that right after him, right? | ||
| Oh, and we're adding no Twitter. | ||
| No Twitter. | ||
| Mild TikTok use. | ||
| You saw this crazy. | ||
| I feel like this is in some way related. | ||
| Kevin Spacey? | ||
| Yeah, this crazy video he put on his YouTube channel. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, he keeps doing that character. | ||
| People keep on dying. | ||
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Bro, that's a little creepy too. | |
| Right, but how did a guy die? | ||
| Suicide? | ||
| Was it suicide? | ||
| Suicided? | ||
| Did you see the list of how many people have died? | ||
| What, that were involved with Kevin Spacey? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh my god, is there a lot? | ||
| Yeah, there's like three or four or something like that. | ||
| All those accusers, I think. | ||
| Imagine if it's the actor from Game, from House of Cards, the actor that was his assistant that killed people for him. | ||
| Imagine if Doug, the guy is so deep into his character that he goes out and whacks because it was the best role he ever got. | ||
| I could see that. | ||
| Do you think Kevin Spacey would get pissed if we play this? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Just like Maxwell is going to show up in his next one, I feel like. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Just like they're hanging out somewhere. | ||
| But it's so strange that he's doing it like this. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| I mean, this is a character. | ||
| Look, he's rustling the fire for the reason. | ||
| I know what you're thinking. | ||
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Dead serious. | |
| And it's not that hard, trust me. | ||
| The next time someone does something you don't like, you can go on the attack, but you can also hold your fire and do the unexpected. | ||
| You can kill them with kindness. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| He says this and then the guy commits suicide. | ||
| Bro! | ||
| What is this world? | ||
| Imagine if he threatens everybody and starts getting jobs again. | ||
| People are like, I don't know how he's doing it, but everybody's dying. | ||
| Let's just hire him, man. | ||
| House of Cards would be fucking huge. | ||
| Just hear me out. | ||
| Season 9. We never showed that he was dead. | ||
| We never showed that he was dead. | ||
| The last season, when they had no him, I was like, what are you doing? | ||
| Okay? | ||
| What the fuck are you doing? | ||
| What are you doing here? | ||
| What did you do to my show? | ||
| This ain't my show. | ||
| This is like, oh my god, everybody's watching us. | ||
| That's what the show was now. | ||
| Oh my god, everybody's watching everything we do. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Now what do we do? | ||
| That show seemed so, like, nervous, didn't it? | ||
| The first episode, it was like they didn't have a regular House of Cards episode. | ||
| It was like everything was a little bit barely glued together. | ||
| They try to figure out how to say how he was gone or whatever too, right? | ||
| I wonder if they were reluctant. | ||
| I wonder if they're like, just keep on the show. | ||
| There are not many people who watch. | ||
| They'll apologize. | ||
| They didn't have to refilm like they did that other movie. | ||
| They didn't even start yet, right? | ||
| Do you remember? | ||
| Because there was a movie they made where they had to go back and shoot with somebody else that he was in. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| They never reshoot it. | ||
| He was great in Baby Driver. | ||
| He's a great actor, man. | ||
| He's just a crazy fuck that grabs dicks. | ||
| The one guy that died, though, one of the reasons why, I mean, I'm not really that, I don't think that this would warrant a murder. | ||
| All they did was, they were hanging out, and he said, Kevin Spacey reached down and grabbed his junk and said, let's go get some air. | ||
| And he got mad and said, no, what the fuck, but do you think someone, I mean, would that be a reason why Kevin Spacey would kill you for saying that? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I mean, how many people is he going to kill? | ||
| Do you think he killed people? | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| I want to know your honest opinion. | ||
| What if he always killed people? | ||
| Kevin Spacey settles assault lawsuit following death of accuser. | ||
| That was one week after that video was posted. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| He settled it. | ||
| Now, I think Sam Tripoli or somebody posted a list of all the people, and there was like four or five people. | ||
| Tripoli might have added. | ||
| Yeah, I mean... | ||
| One was... | ||
| Tripoli loves it. | ||
| Tripoli's in his glory. | ||
| But look, this is a real... | ||
| All this shit that's happening is a real... | ||
| It's a good time to be a conspiracy theorist. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Because there's a few of them that aren't ridiculous. | ||
| There's some juicy ones right now. | ||
| Like, fuck this Jack Ruby shit. | ||
| Let that one go. | ||
| We don't know, folks. | ||
| We're never going to know. | ||
| But I'll tell you what. | ||
| We got one in front of us right now that rivals that. | ||
| We've got quite a few of them. | ||
| And how about the first British astronaut? | ||
| She's the first woman in space, I think, from Britain, too. | ||
| I think. | ||
| I might be wrong about that. | ||
| But she was talking about aliens, that aliens definitely exist. | ||
| They're definitely out there. | ||
| Astronauts. | ||
| Aliens definitely exist, and they could be living among us on Earth, says Britain's first astronaut. | ||
| Powerful Britain, first astronauts to chick. | ||
| All those dudes over there just must have been too polite. | ||
| Let her get the gig. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Good for her. | ||
| That's a badass move, to be the first astronaut who's a woman from a country. | ||
| Like, that bitch runs shit. | ||
| Right? | ||
| You gotta be powerful. | ||
| Because think about how many British dudes are in, like, Space Force, whatever the fuck they have over there. | ||
| What do they have? | ||
| They have the SS people? | ||
| No, it's not SS. That's the Nazis. | ||
| What do they have? | ||
| MI6? But they have an S-something. | ||
| What do they have? | ||
| What's their version of the CIA? Well, now I'm thinking James Bond. | ||
| That's the MI6, I think. | ||
| But I think there's a thing. | ||
| MI5? They have something. | ||
| Secret Service and SIS? That's what it is. | ||
| SIS. That's what it is. | ||
| I'm saying SS. I'm like, no, they're not Nazis. | ||
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Don't... | |
| Fuck, you're ruining it again. | ||
| Well, it's the same thing as MI6. Is it? | ||
| Same thing, yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, think about all those people that they must have had in their Air Force. | ||
| All the men. | ||
| And then a woman gets to be the first person in space. | ||
| That's pretty badass. | ||
| Or somebody wanted a woman to be the first person in space... | ||
| And they made sure. | ||
| That's possible. | ||
| I don't know, though. | ||
| But if it's the former, I like to think positive. | ||
| I like to think she kicked everybody's ass. | ||
| Became the first woman in space. | ||
| That's gotta be a trippy, trippy fucking thing. | ||
| First person from a nation to be launched into the gases above our head and to see the blackness. | ||
| The blackness of no atmosphere. | ||
| She was just the first British woman, right? | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| I was thinking the first British person. | ||
| That's what it said, right? | ||
| I was always more of that challenger chick. | ||
| Oh, the teacher, man. | ||
| I remember that. | ||
| I remember watching that at a girlfriend's house. | ||
| Good hair. | ||
| I went to visit her. | ||
| She lived in western Massachusetts. | ||
| Had a drive all the way out there. | ||
| I think it was a couple hours. | ||
| And in the morning, I watched it on television after the fact. | ||
| I wasn't awake when it actually happened. | ||
| I watched it after I woke up. | ||
| I remember seeing that thing blow up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We watched it with our whole fifth grade class, our whole school when I was in fifth grade. | ||
| Is that her? | ||
| Sally Ride. | ||
| That's the woman? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| But that's not the school teacher. | ||
| That's not the girl from Challenger, right? | ||
| She died. | ||
| She was an astronaut. | ||
| The girl who was a schoolteacher, there was a woman who they brought on board who was just a schoolteacher, and that was like the big... | ||
| It's a weird thing, right? | ||
| It's okay if certain people die, but a schoolteacher dying made it way worse. | ||
| Yeah, she had more of a perm. | ||
| How do you say that? | ||
| Krista McAuliffe? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When that lady died, everybody was like, oh, man... | ||
| But if it was like all astronauts, just like all dudes who wear aviator-smeared sunglasses or hard-ass fucking chiseled faces, we'd feel bad, but we wouldn't feel as bad. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Yeah, I felt bad. | ||
| That was like our first 9-11, I think, when that happened. | ||
| It was a minor 9-11 in terms of the amount of death, but in terms of the shock that it had on our system. | ||
| Yeah, because I think we all thought that we were going to space, and that this was like Space 1999 was going to turn out to be right. | ||
| Because that was, what is that? | ||
| I graduated in Newton South, class of 85. So that was the year after that. | ||
| It was 86. Bro. | ||
| Yeah, we thought we were all going to be in space. | ||
| We thought that they retired the Apollo program, and they just started doing the shuttles, and really they're just ramping up the infrastructure of space, and eventually we're going to be living on the moon. | ||
| No problem. | ||
| I remember when they said they were retiring the Challengers and all the shuttles a couple years ago. | ||
| I was like, what? | ||
| No! | ||
| That was sad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then Elon Musk has got some crazy fucking spaceship he's trying to shoot people in the atmosphere with. | ||
| He's going to be in charge of Space Force. | ||
| That's the guy. | ||
| He's going to be in charge of everything, man. | ||
| But it's interesting, you know, he was, people forget, he was a part of something in the Trump administration when it first happened. | ||
| When Trump first got in office and he left when Trump backed out of the Paris Accord, the climate accord. | ||
| That was the case, right? | ||
| Yeah, there's like a group of business people that I think they all left together or something. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| One guy has a lot of power, man. | ||
| Updated news on another story? | ||
| Harvey Weinstein indicted on new sex crimes in Los Angeles. | ||
| He just went on trial today in New York on his other charges. | ||
| These new charges just dropped in an hour ago. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| What kind of sex crimes? | ||
| Sexual assault charges. | ||
| One woman sexually assaulting another. | ||
| Separate incidents over a two-day period in 2013. They allegedly raped a woman. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Okay, so he still has charges against him. | ||
| I thought for some reason all his charges have been... | ||
| Oh, no, yeah, he's on trial in New York, and this is a separate thing here. | ||
| You know what they should do with him? | ||
| They should get him. | ||
| They said, listen, we're willing to be more lenient on you, but we want to get you in a room just clad in a jumpsuit, and we're going to give you a high dose of MDMA. And we're just going to talk to you, Harvey, about how you feel about people, and why you lash out, and how did this all get started? | ||
| What's true and what's not true? | ||
| What did you do to people? | ||
| And what did people willingly do? | ||
| And is that the same thing? | ||
| That's where it gets weird. | ||
| It's like, sex as a transaction is one of the weirder things about people, is that you can do that. | ||
| Like, It's almost like everyone's a drug dealer. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Like, if someone wants to fuck you, the drug is sex. | ||
| Like, that feeling of sex. | ||
| People love it. | ||
| They love it. | ||
| Everybody loves it. | ||
| So if someone knew that other people love it, and they can get something to let those other people do it, and we go, no, you can't. | ||
| You can't. | ||
| Why can't you? | ||
| But you're doing it anyway just by virtue of your looks, right? | ||
| If you're just trying to be successful on being good looking in a lot of ways, it's like the entry level of that game. | ||
| Like, you're doing, you're looking good so that people give you things. | ||
| You're looking good so that people pay you if you want to be like a professional hot chick or a model or, you know, you're looking good and then people pay you because you're looking good. | ||
| And we're all like, we have no problem with that. | ||
| Everyone feels no problem with that. | ||
| But if you go and do that and then use your body... | ||
| Say, I like looking good because I can get things, but if I use my body, I get more things, so I've been using my body. | ||
| Word, you can't use your body. | ||
| You can't. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| We can't. | ||
| Imagine. | ||
| If gold diggers, it was encouraged, and guys liked it too, and they're like a bunch of old dudes that didn't care, and it was all free on the internet, like everybody would give out information, you just, I'll take care of your rent, come over here and suck this Johnson! | ||
| If we just made deals, like transactional deals, keep it clean. | ||
| That's pretty much what girls do. | ||
| But you can't do it legally. | ||
| My point is like... | ||
| Well, you can't do webcam stuff. | ||
| There's so many lazy girls out there that don't want to take a job. | ||
| If they can get $2,000 for blowing some old dude, they'd be in on that. | ||
| In a heartbeat. | ||
| Nothing wrong with that, though. | ||
| That's my position. | ||
| Nothing wrong with that. | ||
| Do you think we'll see that legal soon? | ||
| That should be something soon. | ||
| Nobody wants their daughter to be a whore. | ||
| What the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| But it's one of those things. | ||
| It's a hypocritical even – of course, it should be legal. | ||
| Everything should be legal. | ||
| Of course, you don't want your daughter to be a hooker. | ||
| But of course, everything should be legal that doesn't – see, if it's illegal, people are still going to want it. | ||
| So if they're going to want it, then you're going to get it where it's illegal. | ||
| And you're going to get criminals, people that can go to jail. | ||
| They're going to be the ones that are providing these girls with protection. | ||
| They're going to be the ones that also dictate how much money the girls make and how much money they take. | ||
| And we all know what happens there. | ||
| I mean, that's Pimp 101. We've all seen pimps up, hoes down, right? | ||
| And the other one, American Pimp, was that the other one? | ||
| That was a great one, too. | ||
| If it was legal, these girls would be protected. | ||
| They'd probably have the exact same amount of people that were paying for it. | ||
| Actually, more would pay for it, for sure. | ||
| If it became legal, what am I talking about? | ||
| That spot next to the comedy store used to be a brothel. | ||
| Imagine if it still was. | ||
| What, Katana? | ||
| Katana was a brothel? | ||
| They watched that Sunset Strip documentary. | ||
| No! | ||
| I think maybe back in the 30s, probably. | ||
| It was a while ago. | ||
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That's why it's so beautiful. | |
| It's a beautiful place. | ||
| It smells good. | ||
| Can you imagine what it was like back then? | ||
| People just, like Bugsy Siegel, they owned the comedy store. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was Bugsy Siegel's place. | ||
| Can you imagine? | ||
| People just got whacked back then. | ||
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| Everyone had a shovel in their trunk. | ||
| The old photos of the stars and stuff that would go to that are just insane. | ||
| Insane. | ||
| Yeah, and that weird peep thing where you can look down from the green room and see onto the stage. | ||
| So strange. | ||
| The fact that Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis were looking through there. | ||
| Fucking mob, man. | ||
| The government is kind of a mob. | ||
| I mean, it's an elected mob, but it's kind of a mob, you know? | ||
| Especially when you see people like Julian Assange, where you're like, wait, wait, wait, what are you doing to him? | ||
| Why are you doing that to him? | ||
| What did he do exactly? | ||
| What happened there? | ||
| He apparently got hacked. | ||
| A lot of people said that he put out unredacted names. | ||
| Apparently what I heard or what I read was that that wasn't the case, that he put out The stuff with redacted names, but someone got a hold of the original copy of it. | ||
| And they released it. | ||
| Mexican president calls for Julian Assange's freedom. | ||
| Oh shit, it's going down. | ||
| Trump wants to talk some shit. | ||
| Julian Assange in Mexico with Pamela Anderson on the beach doing YouTube. | ||
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I called it. | |
| I called it now. | ||
| Slow-mo run. | ||
| Dude, together, holding hands, talking about the future. | ||
| Greta Thornburg adopts them. | ||
|
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What? | |
| Let them out. | ||
| Bring them to fucking Punta Mita, bro. | ||
| Puerto Vallarta. | ||
| Do you ever travel to Mexico? | ||
| I love Mexico. | ||
| What's your favorite part? | ||
| Puerto Vallarta. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I love it there. | ||
| You know what else is dope is Chichen Itza. | ||
| That's the Mayan ruins in the Yucatan. | ||
| Fuck, man. | ||
| That was one where I was walking around and going, what? | ||
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Who? | |
| How? | ||
| What were you guys like? | ||
| You guys built giant, huge stone structures that mimic the cosmos. | ||
| You had specific rooms that were designed for LSD use. | ||
| At least according to my guide, he was saying that they had some plant that had lysergic acid in it. | ||
| There's a bunch of different plants. | ||
| What do they get them from? | ||
| Morning Glory Seeds. | ||
| Morning Glory Seeds, apparently, you can get acid from. | ||
| And they would take whatever this... | ||
| They don't know exactly what the substance was. | ||
| They would trip balls. | ||
| But he showed me all these different places where they did, like, human sacrifice, where they had this game. | ||
| And the game... | ||
| What was really crazy was he was... | ||
| That's the human sacrifice spot. | ||
| They would put people right on that spot and cut their fucking heart out. | ||
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Hollow. | |
| And look at the dude. | ||
| The dude's face that you would kill someone on. | ||
| Like, it's so creepy. | ||
| Imagine they're pulling you over there and laying you down on that fucking thing to cut your heart out. | ||
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Fuck no. | |
| That was a weird thing that people used to like to do. | ||
| Human sacrifice. | ||
| You know, like, do you know about the Mexican pyramid? | ||
| The Aztec pyramid of, I think you say Teotacan? | ||
| Do you know how to say that? | ||
| Teotacan? | ||
| Teotihuacan? | ||
| See if we can get an audio so we can listen to how you're pronouncing that word. | ||
| But that temple, when they built it, afterwards they slaughtered all of the slaves. | ||
| How do you say that? | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Talk to a professor. | ||
| How do you pronounce? | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Give me it. | ||
|
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Teotihuacan. | |
| Damn, what a dope language. | ||
| What a dope language. | ||
|
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Teotihuacan. | |
| People just like, when they believed in magic, they had cooler ways of describing things. | ||
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Teotihuacan. | |
| I mean, how are you like, stop and look at that word. | ||
| How are you living 10,000 years ago, barely scraping by, and you have the time to come up with that many words, like that many sounds for one word. | ||
| Teotihuacan. | ||
| You know, what's your name? | ||
| Jamie Vernon. | ||
| Super simple. | ||
| Comes off the tongue. | ||
| Zero problems. | ||
| Same amount of sounds. | ||
| Where do you live? | ||
| Ohio. | ||
| Teotihuacan. | ||
| Why is it so big? | ||
| It's actually the same amount of letters, too. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Eleven letters. | ||
| As what? | ||
| As my name. | ||
| Yeah, all together. | ||
| Same amount of syllables. | ||
| But I need a space. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| I need a space. | ||
| Whenever they get, words are too long, right? | ||
| It's like run-on sentences. | ||
| Hey, I need you to pause. | ||
| It's probably three words. | ||
| It should be. | ||
| Make it three words and I'll remember it. | ||
| It probably was. | ||
| Somebody put it together. | ||
| Doesn't that seem simple? | ||
| Make it three words and I'll remember it. | ||
| Make it one big-ass stupid word with a bunch of weird silent letters. | ||
| I don't know what the fuck you're doing here. | ||
| Teotihuacan? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You know, there's a bunch of them words. | ||
| You know, Ioannion Jacek? | ||
| Tony Hinchcliffe's favorite fighter, former UFC strawweight champion, beast of a woman. | ||
| Her name, try pronouncing that shit, there's a J and then a Z. And it starts, when you say it, it starts with a ya. | ||
| Yeah, you say like her last name, it sounds like there's an N. There's no N in there. | ||
| Yeah, where is it? | ||
| How do you spell it? | ||
| I could not spell it if you put a gun to my head. | ||
| J-E-D-R-Z-E-J-C-Z-Y-K. What is that? | ||
| It's a lot. | ||
| And the way you say it is Jundjecek. | ||
| I hope I'm not fucking that up. | ||
| I'm doing my best. | ||
| I don't know the actual letter of that second E. That's a... | ||
| Johanna Yunjacek. | ||
| Just change it. | ||
| Oh, an E with a dick. | ||
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That's a trans E. Look at that E. It's got a little hanger. | |
| A little hanger. | ||
| How come they don't have the hanger in the large font? | ||
| Probably too... | ||
| Somebody fucked up. | ||
| Formatting. | ||
| Editor slipped up over at Wikipedia. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So what do you think that trans E means? | ||
| I'll Google it. | ||
| Is it a J? It doesn't seem anything like Yon Jacek. | ||
| That's weird when other countries use the same letters as we do, but they don't agree on the sound. | ||
| It's like, oh, well, we're just in crazy town now. | ||
| It's a nasal E. E with a little tail. | ||
| E with a little tail. | ||
| An E with a little tail. | ||
| Huh. | ||
| Nasal E. Too complicated, you fucks. | ||
| It's like that chick from My Cousin Vinny. | ||
| What's her name? | ||
| Marissa Tomei. | ||
| Marissa Tomei. | ||
| So, there was one other thing that we wanted to talk about when we first started. | ||
| One of them was Jeffrey Epstein. | ||
| Do you remember what the other one was? | ||
| You were going to show me the Jeffrey Epstein, so I'm such a child. | ||
| There's the Gervais thing and then George Lopez's comment. | ||
| Oh, that's it. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| And then there's a bounty on Trump's head? | ||
| I guess. | ||
| I don't know how anyone heard it or where they listed it, but I read it on Twitter, and then people were making jokes about it. | ||
| How much is the bounty? | ||
| 80 million from somewhere in Iran, or I don't know. | ||
| If you go to BetDSI, you can... | ||
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Dude, imagine if they nuked Trump. | |
| Where does the world stand if they only drop one nuke and it's on the White House? | ||
| Small one. | ||
| Little baby nuke. | ||
| Just levels the entire building and everything near it. | ||
| Well, Iran dropped out of the nuclear accord, so they're going to start enriching uranium again. | ||
| Trump, though, tweeted, Iran does not have any nuclear weapons! | ||
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Right, but they can get them. | |
| This is so crazy. | ||
| This seems like... | ||
| For the first time in a long time, I'm thinking we could go to war with a country. | ||
| This seems crazy. | ||
| The internet jumped into World War III memes immediately. | ||
| 24 hours of straight jokes. | ||
| What do you think happens? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't even know what's happening right now. | ||
| Stuff could be happening right now. | ||
| What did the guy do? | ||
| Because Dan Crenshaw was saying that he organized the attack on the embassy, and that he was organizing other attacks on U.S. sites. | ||
| He was a bad guy, I suppose. | ||
| There is some stuff saying he is a bad guy. | ||
| It's just how Trump did it is the problem. | ||
| He did help fight ISIS a lot, also. | ||
| He was a really bad guy, but there was points. | ||
| The biggest problem is that Trump just went out and pretty much assassinated him instead of dealing with it like an adult. | ||
| Do you imagine when they went through all those other really finely detailed points? | ||
| This is a strategy we can employ, or we can just take him out with a missile. | ||
| I read he was trolling Trump, too. | ||
| Like, trolling him on Twitter. | ||
| I don't know if that was true. | ||
| That Iranian guy was? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Could you imagine if that guy was trolling Trump and Trump killed him? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| He was talking about his hands or something. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Imagine. | ||
| Imagine you're talking about his orange skin, his fake hair, his fucking baby hands. | ||
| He's like, oh, yeah, fucking baby hands. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| He got into a meme battle with Trump. | ||
| No. | ||
| I might have Googled it too quick. | ||
| It could be a fake site. | ||
| I don't think it is. | ||
| The Daily Dot? | ||
| Is that a fake site? | ||
| Maybe it was too quick. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| The Daily Dot? | ||
| Is that a real website? | ||
| I'm trying to confirm. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Does other things look real? | ||
| Keep us posted. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I don't want to comment just yet, because I have a feeling I have a lot to say about this. | ||
| I want to see what the memes are. | ||
| It's so crazy, man. | ||
| It's so crazy that this fucking situation that we find ourselves in, where none of us who are listening to this had anything to do with any of this shit that might kill a million people. | ||
| None of us! | ||
| None of us! | ||
| And then our leaders. | ||
| We've been so roped in this fucking Game of Thrones mentality that our leaders are going to make these critical decisions for us and they're going to be in charge of what kind of diplomacy we employ on other nations. | ||
| They're going to represent us in the most personal way possible. | ||
| The way he does it. | ||
| The way Trump does it, that's personal. | ||
| That's how he is. | ||
| So he's standing for us, but he's standing up for himself as a person. | ||
| There's part of that too, right? | ||
| Like, he doesn't want to be fucked with. | ||
| He wants you to know. | ||
| The United States is not going to be fucked with me in charge. | ||
| They're like, yeah! | ||
| So it's like him. | ||
| He's the one out there. | ||
| And he's the one that go, you can just nuke the guy. | ||
| He's like, well, fuck, I'll just nuke him. | ||
| Commander of the Islamic Revolution Guards Corps Force Major General... | ||
| How do you say his name? | ||
| Qasim Soleimani? | ||
| Qasim? | ||
| Qasim? | ||
| I don't know how it's the first name. | ||
| Soleimani, I think. | ||
| Soleimani responded to U.S. President Donald Trump's announcement of sanctions are coming with a Game of Thrones-inspired meme of his own. | ||
| Oh, my gosh. | ||
| And it says, I will stand against you. | ||
| And it has the Game of Thrones, like, O and U. So he put that up, and then Trump... | ||
| Yeah, this is a couple months ago, but... | ||
| But he remembers. | ||
| This is November 2018. Actually, it was a year ago. | ||
| Bro, he's got that speed memory. | ||
| Trump can remember shit. | ||
| This motherfucker owes me since the 70s. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| That is crazy. | ||
| A guy memes you, and then you murder him. | ||
| Woo! | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Baked Alaska better hide. | ||
| It was a Game of Thrones thing. | ||
| So crazy! | ||
| It's so crazy that these worlds have collided. | ||
| And then, what do you think? | ||
| Putin is probably laughing his ass off right now. | ||
| He's probably got his feet up on the chair, smoking a cigar, just laughing and laughing, watching this chaos play out, and then for sure he's gonna help Iran. | ||
| For sure! | ||
| Anything to destabilize is his number one competitor. | ||
| That's what China's going to do, too. | ||
| This is so dumb. | ||
| It's also scary. | ||
| But it's also one of those things where we don't know what the fuck is going on, so it could have been the right move. | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| I mean, it might have been the thing you have to do to avoid more deaths. | ||
| China, Russia, and Iran hold joint naval drills in the Gulf of Oman. | ||
| Oh, terrific. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| China, Russia, and Iran together. | ||
| We're getting to some World War III shit here. | ||
| That's World War III. That is like when Italy was joined in Germany. | ||
| I mean, that's what that is. | ||
| We should probably get away from the coast. | ||
| Bro. | ||
| Imagine. | ||
| Imagine if this fucking guy gets us into World War III by deciding to do that and then have all these crazy threats. | ||
| See, the rest of the world is not one of the things... | ||
| If you think you're the baddest motherfucker and you represent the baddest country, you gotta kind of almost be like a real baddest motherfucker. | ||
| Like a guy like Stipe Miocic, like a UFC heavyweight champ. | ||
| They don't go around saying they're gonna kick everybody's ass. | ||
| Because everybody already knows it. | ||
| And if you start saying that you're going to be able to do whatever you want and maybe even do it in a disproportionate manner, all the other countries are like, why do you have any power? | ||
| Like, who are you, man? | ||
| And they say, like, we're really powerful when we all get together, bitch. | ||
| You're pretending you're more powerful than everybody? | ||
| That's a weird thing to do. | ||
| It's a weird chest-puffing strategy to take on a country that has allies. | ||
| That's where it gets fucked up. | ||
| It's not just Iran. | ||
| Iran. | ||
| It's all Iran's allies. | ||
| They all get together. | ||
| Now you have a giant force of people and nuclear weapons. | ||
| Congratulations. | ||
| Did you guys play chess or did you play checkers growing up? | ||
| How the fuck are you just a tic-tac-toe ace and you didn't see this coming? | ||
| This is why it's really important to have, you know, people have to be able to talk. | ||
| They'll be able to have dialogue. | ||
| Did you see this tweet that he said before? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Targeted 52 Iranian sites representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago. | ||
| Bro, that was during the Carter administration. | ||
| I think we can let that go. | ||
| It's not the same fucking people. | ||
| Those people are all dead. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| So this is more team mentality. | ||
| But that'll get the yokels. | ||
| All the fucking, yeah! | ||
| All the dudes just jump off the tractor jacking off into the fields and they hear that. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Fucking get him, Trump! | ||
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Woo! | |
| Woo! | ||
| This shit could get hot. | ||
| It could get hot and it could get real. | ||
| And if he really has the ability to do that, what other calls does he have the ability to do? | ||
| Is there ever going to be another moment like that where Iran boxes in a ship and then he sends in a fighter jet? | ||
| I mean, is this going to really fucking happen? | ||
| Because then none of us can go anywhere. | ||
| We have to hide. | ||
| And we've got to get out of L.A. because they're definitely going to nuke that. | ||
| Like this is because imagine the movie if it all played out like that and like a Stephen King movie made a thing about a game show host that eventually becomes the president of the United States and starts a war while he's on speed. | ||
| I do that every day when I'm really high. | ||
| Well now I'm getting there. | ||
| I was not getting there before. | ||
| This was enough to make me go holy shit. | ||
| Like, is there a better way to handle that than blasting that guy with a robot from the sky? | ||
| Like, where did we start? | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| I don't want to know. | ||
| Right? | ||
| You don't want to know that all over the world, these little pieces are in motion. | ||
| They're trying to protect us from terrorists, trying to make sure that they stop ISIS, and this sect is growing here, and these people are getting shot there, and what about the cartels, and they're getting up this much... | ||
| If you would be paralyzed by fear. | ||
| If you took in all the information on all the fucking danger all over the world, you'd be paralyzed by fear. | ||
| When I was in Vegas while this was happening this weekend, if you didn't look at your phone, you wouldn't have known any of this was going on. | ||
| I didn't hear anybody talking about it. | ||
| Yeah, I didn't either. | ||
| That was the good thing about being off social media, and this was my point in the first place. | ||
| By the time things get to me, it's already been sort of distributed better. | ||
| I'll have to jump on right away, and it becomes the focus of my day long before we know anything. | ||
| I keep refreshing CNN every five minutes. | ||
| I'm scared. | ||
| Like, legitimately. | ||
| This is like the first time in a long time, since like 9-11, where I'm legitimately like, oh, this is some real shit. | ||
| This could be really bad. | ||
| Because if he says he's going to do something in a disproportionate manner, he's threatening them. | ||
| He's calling their bluff. | ||
| Bro, this is so dangerous. | ||
| So dangerous. | ||
| Because all they have to do is just nuke Hawaii. | ||
| Do something like that, where the rest of the world would be like, hey, hey, hey, hey, what are we going to do? | ||
| We're going to kill each other, everywhere, everyone? | ||
| Because that's what could happen. | ||
| This, like, mutually assured destruction was always supposed to be the big impediment. | ||
| That mutually assured destruction. | ||
| We knew that if we shot them, they'd shoot us, we'd all be dead. | ||
| That that's what kept us from using bombs. | ||
| But who the fuck knows, man? | ||
| What if Iran just says, listen, if we just sneak a bomb in... | ||
| By the time it's detonated, they won't even have a chance to respond. | ||
| The whole system will be fucked, their grid will be down, all their entertainment will be down, everything will be down, and then the rest of the world can figure out a way to unite together and take over the power that the United States once enjoyed. | ||
| They were abusing that power. | ||
| They were the number one superpower in the world, and they let their guy take diet pills and threaten everybody on Twitter. | ||
| I don't know if he takes diet pills. | ||
| He had them in his dresser, but I don't even know if those are his. | ||
| I just want to say, maybe it's just strong coffee. | ||
| Maybe it's some of these Jocko energy drinks. | ||
| What are they? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Jocko just dropped them off. | ||
| Dakota Meyers sent them. | ||
| He's a part of the company, I guess. | ||
| Jocko has an energy drink. | ||
| Want some? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Want to get really mad? | ||
| And right now, this is a good time for these, right? | ||
| Because we're talking about America! | ||
| Jocko's probably one of the most American men that's ever lived. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Last movie used, both Blackface and Retard. | ||
| Five calories. | ||
| The last. | ||
| It'll never be a major movie again like Tropical Thunder. | ||
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Right? | |
| Never. | ||
| Impossible. | ||
| No? | ||
| No. | ||
| Impossible. | ||
| That's funny when you were saying earlier that if they cut out OJ. Can you imagine if they just cut out OJ and put all the OJ pieces together and made one OJ? Damn, this is good. | ||
| This shit's good. | ||
| No artificial colors, sweeteners, or flavors. | ||
| Sugar-free. | ||
| Keto. | ||
| That's right, bitches. | ||
| So I've been on a carnivore diet. | ||
| I'll tell you about that. | ||
| Yeah, that's like a healthier keto, right? | ||
| Or a better way to do it? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's just all meat. | ||
| Just everything's meat. | ||
| I'm not eating any grains. | ||
| And I'm not eating any carbs. | ||
| Nothing else. | ||
| I mean, I had like an olive the other day. | ||
| I had a Bloody Mary. | ||
| I said, fuck it, I'll have an olive. | ||
| So it's not the most strict. | ||
| Occasionally I'll deviate. | ||
| I'm going to allow myself two glasses of wine. | ||
| And most of the rest of the shit, I'm just drinking either water or these kill cliffs, these CBD kill cliffs. | ||
| These things are the shit. | ||
| Carnivore, it's like keto, but you're allowed to have fruit or something like that? | ||
| You're just eating meat. | ||
| You're just eating meat. | ||
| Like, mostly meat. | ||
| And because I eat a lot of wild game, I have to substitute it. | ||
| So I have to supplement it with fat. | ||
| I'm adding other fats to it. | ||
| Wild game. | ||
| It does not have much fat. | ||
| When I read about the people that did this, there was a guy that was with the Inuit. | ||
| He was an explorer. | ||
| In the Arctic, and he was talking about how he lived like that for six months, and that it was one of, I saw the video somewhere online, but it was old black and white footage, and that the key was getting a lot of fat. | ||
| They were just drinking water and eating meat, and they were fine as long as they got a lot of fat. | ||
| They would eat like whale blubber and polar bear blubber, and they would eat all this blubber to sort of supplement their fat intake, but he said he was very healthy eating like that. | ||
| I'm just doing it as an experiment. | ||
| Did you find the guy? | ||
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| I would imagine this is probably it. | ||
| Truth about the Inuit diet. | ||
| Maybe not. | ||
| They didn't eat any vegetables, man. | ||
| I thought this was all black and white. | ||
| It's not... | ||
| Oh, it's a long one, too. | ||
| But yeah, those people didn't eat any vegetables. | ||
| I'm just curious. | ||
| I'm just giving it a shot. | ||
| They call it World Carnivore Month. | ||
| So I said, okay, let me see what... | ||
| Jordan Peterson is the main reason I want to try it, because I really respect his thought process. | ||
| And I really respect his mind. | ||
| And when he starts talking about all the different medical benefits that he had from trying it, that he had autoimmune diseases that went away, and I'm like, hmm, what is this? | ||
| And I know a bunch of people personally that have tried it too. | ||
| Is this the gentleman? | ||
| I think so, yeah. | ||
| Yep, that's him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The Homer. | ||
| Yeah, so he lived up with the Antarctic. | ||
| What's interesting is he said that they didn't eat the organ meat. | ||
| They gave the organ meat to the dogs. | ||
| I thought that was really weird because that's definitely been proven to be the... | ||
| Yeah, that's the guy right there. | ||
| Give me some volume on this dude. | ||
| Can we do that? | ||
| Or will they get us in trouble? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| This is very old. | ||
| I don't know if this is in the open... | ||
| Anyway, I'll just encapsulate what he said. | ||
| He just basically said that as long as they had... | ||
| Yeah, that's the guy. | ||
| As long as they had plenty of fat. | ||
| I'm just seeing what it feels like. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| I'll tell you one thing. | ||
| I do not trust my butthole at all. | ||
| When I feel a fart coming on, I'm like, oh, this could be a disaster. | ||
| I've had rocketing diarrhea. | ||
| From meat? | ||
| From all meat, yeah. | ||
| This is what Dr. Sean Baker, who's like one of the head carnivore proponents, it's like his whole life. | ||
| It revolves around eating steak and deadlifting. | ||
| It's kind of hilarious. | ||
| And getting people to eat meat and try this carnivore diet and some of them had some pretty radical health benefits. | ||
| And I'm so curious about that because I know that sometimes people convince themselves that something is better for them. | ||
| And that something's working better and they feel better. | ||
| And then there's a sort of a placebo effect that can happen when you join a community of people that's also saying the same thing. | ||
| Like, we're all getting better. | ||
| We're all feeling better. | ||
| So I was real hesitant when I first went into it. | ||
| I was like, okay, I need to know that there's something to this. | ||
| Or is this a nonsense way to eat? | ||
| Because most of my thought process was, this is kind of a nonsense way to eat. | ||
| You should eat some fiber. | ||
| This clearly benefits eating some vegetables. | ||
| But what's interesting is the level of energy, your energy level. | ||
| It's like right here. | ||
| Stays. | ||
| It doesn't go anywhere. | ||
| It doesn't go anywhere. | ||
| I mean, at the end of the day, I'm kind of tired and then I go to sleep. | ||
| That's weird, man. | ||
| Because how much of your energy levels during the day is based on your body regulating sugar and insulin? | ||
| How much of it, how much of your energy level is based on that? | ||
| It might be a lot. | ||
| Because this is the unquestionable difference of this diet. | ||
| Unquestionable difference is that my energy level basically has a flat line. | ||
| There's no roller coaster anymore. | ||
| And I had less of a roller coaster because I'm pretty healthy and I'm pretty strict with what I eat, but not like this. | ||
| This is like this. | ||
| So for the last nine days or so, whatever the fuck it's been, I've had like an olive. | ||
| I had... | ||
| Does your body go into ketosis at all? | ||
| I must. | ||
| I'm not even checking. | ||
| It must. | ||
| It must be in ketosis. | ||
| I mean, I'm eating a lot of fat. | ||
| I'm eating bacon with all these wild game dishes, everything I eat bacon with, because I need fat. | ||
| And then I'm cooking everything in beef tallow. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And then I'm getting fatty meat, too. | ||
| No butter or anything? | ||
| I'm using butter. | ||
| Yeah, you can drink milk. | ||
| The idea is if you were a carnivore, you would take everything out of the body. | ||
| The milk, the fat, everything. | ||
| Look, man, it's weird. | ||
| I see why people would be opposed to it morally and ethically, because it would require people to consume a lot more animals, because if everybody was eating meat all the time, the consumption, the need would go up, and it'd be even more slaughter. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| It seems like you're going to get really bored quick. | ||
| That's very likely. | ||
| That's very likely that I get really bored quick. | ||
| But... | ||
| It's curious. | ||
| Because if I think, and I don't necessarily think this, I'm just saying, if I think this is the best way for me to eat, I'm not saying that. | ||
| I'm trying it. | ||
| And I'm basically trying it based on Mark Bell and Chris Bell and even more Jordan because I've talked in depth with Jordan about it. | ||
| Jordan Peterson is a brilliant guy. | ||
| And when he was describing his experiences with this diet, I was like, how many people have done this? | ||
| How many modern, super intelligent, well-read Articulate people like Jordan Peterson have done this diet. | ||
| I bet it's a really, really small amount. | ||
| Because socially it's unappealing to even say you're going to do. | ||
| It's sort of a taboo, you're going to only eat meat? | ||
| Oh, you're going to eat all the meat? | ||
| You're not even going to eat any vegetables? | ||
| What are you, a baby? | ||
| Vegetables are good for you. | ||
| Right? | ||
| That's what everybody immediately thinks. | ||
| I don't know if that's true though. | ||
| One of the things that Sean Baker said is that they're doing tests at Harvard with people who are on this diet for six months or more. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm interested. | ||
| So I did some blood work today, and I'll make that blood work public. | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, especially if there's anything wacky with it. | ||
| But then I'm going to do it again at the end of the month, and I'll compare. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That's going to be a long month, I think. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Because I know with keto, I got so bored. | ||
| Bro, my kids are bored. | ||
| We're not eating steak again! | ||
| You don't have to eat steak. | ||
| I have to eat steak. | ||
| You can eat whatever you want. | ||
| We'll figure this out. | ||
| We'll work it out. | ||
| How many ounces of meat a day do you know? | ||
| Like what you're up to? | ||
| Well, the good thing is I have a lot of elk. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| But I'm running through it. | ||
| You know, I'm eating some big ass chunks of meat. | ||
| Is there something that you go to a lot, like chicken wings or something like that, just because it's easy? | ||
| No. | ||
| Eggs. | ||
| You can eat eggs. | ||
| Eggs are easy. | ||
| Eggs are really easy to digest, too. | ||
| Eggs just kind of go down. | ||
| Eggs are great. | ||
| You know, I wish that coyotes weren't real. | ||
| Those fucks. | ||
| You know, that's one of the things that James Wilkes from the Game Changers told me, where they were doing those regenerative farms, where they have these free-ranging chickens, and this is how we're going to get our eggs. | ||
| He told me they were losing, like, thousands and thousands of chickens to eagles. | ||
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Okay. | |
| He said it was so many. | ||
| I forget. | ||
| I wish I could remember what the number was. | ||
| I'll ask him. | ||
| But some insane amount of death was caused by the Eagles realizing they could just get a chicken every day. | ||
| Just swoop in and get a chicken. | ||
| They're so easy. | ||
| They couldn't even fly. | ||
| And they're all in this one penned-in area. | ||
| That'd be a great video. | ||
| I want to see that. | ||
| There's got to be a video of that. | ||
| Jamie? | ||
| I'm looking right now. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Of course you are. | ||
| Do you subscribe to that Instagram, Nature is Metal? | ||
| Oh yeah! | ||
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Oh my god! | |
| Oh yeah, we promoted that on here. | ||
| That shit's scary. | ||
| Like the wolf with the dogs? | ||
| Dude, I try to tell everybody about that. | ||
| Yeah, when the wolves kill the dogs. | ||
| That was so sad. | ||
| Nature is Metal is one of the best accounts on the internet. | ||
| All you can eat buffet. | ||
| Bald eagles prey on farmer's chickens. | ||
| Apparently, when eagles find out where your chickens are, you're fucked, man. | ||
| Because coyotes, at least you can put up a fence, you can have dogs. | ||
| 2.2 million! | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Farmer wins case. | ||
| Scroll up back. | ||
| Case against, after losing 2.2 million dollars worth of chickens to bald eagles. | ||
| 2.2 million dollars in chickens! | ||
| That's 160,000 chickens. | ||
| 160,000 chickens to eagles. | ||
| Bro, how crazy is that? | ||
| And eagles, eagles know you can't fuck with them. | ||
| That's the difference. | ||
| If a coyote eats your chicken, you could shoot him in the dick. | ||
| Nobody cares. | ||
| Everybody wants you to shoot coyotes. | ||
| They'll go after your kids. | ||
| They'll kill your cat. | ||
| But eagles? | ||
| That's America, bro. | ||
| You can't shoot an eagle. | ||
| Fuck your chickens. | ||
| Well, maybe that's why. | ||
| Maybe... | ||
| I'm trying to figure out why he won a lawsuit, but maybe it's because he couldn't protect them. | ||
| That's a complete guess, though. | ||
| I'm trying to figure out what I'm saying. | ||
| He's allowed to kill bald eagles. | ||
| Yeah, because it protected bald eagles, so he couldn't do anything about that, I guess. | ||
| Now, are bald eagles protected because they're very rare, or is it because they're very rare and they're a United States bird? | ||
| There's one thought at one point in time of making a puppy the United States bird. | ||
| Or the United States animal. | ||
| It was a pit bull, I think. | ||
| Not a puppy. | ||
| It was a pit bull. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It was in the early days of the country. | ||
| I thought it was recent. | ||
| Least concern. | ||
| So they're protected. | ||
| But they're of least concern. | ||
| Especially in some areas. | ||
| Apparently in Alaska. | ||
| Brink of extinction in the late 20th century, it says. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| Brink of extirpation? | ||
| Extirpation, yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In the contiguous United States. | ||
| So that means Alaska is where the big amount of them. | ||
| Transferred to a list in 1995. Transferred to a list of endangered species. | ||
| Was removed from the list of endangered and threatened wildlife in contiguous states on June 28, 2007. They're flying monsters. | ||
| That's our bird. | ||
| You see the one video of the eagle? | ||
| I think it was like a... | ||
| Not a cow. | ||
| And they're just like rolling down the hill constantly. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Yeah, a goat. | ||
| Goat, yeah. | ||
| He pulls the goat off the rocks and bashes his brains in on the rocks on the way down. | ||
| And he rides them down, too. | ||
| He even got fucked up a little bit, it looked like. | ||
| What is, um... | ||
| What was the... | ||
| Oh, there's... | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| The goat's probably like, what the fuck is going on? | ||
| Do you know, those aren't even heavy. | ||
| Those eagles are really light, man. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, they're like 10 pounds. | ||
| They can kill a wolf. | ||
| They grab a sheep and fly with them. | ||
| That's probably not real. | ||
| That is real, dude. | ||
| That's real. | ||
| No, that's a Photoshop eagle. | ||
| Come on, make it real. | ||
| That's not real. | ||
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Do you think that's Photoshop? | |
| There's no way you can get that picture, man. | ||
| The lighting is so different. | ||
| Come on, just make it real. | ||
| Why can't that be real? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| If there was a GoPro that was that close to that, that'd be the greatest video on the internet. | ||
| Oh, that's a wrap, bitch. | ||
| I like the one where he's holding a fish or something. | ||
| Oh, that's fake. | ||
| Some of these look fake. | ||
| That one looks like a... | ||
| The thing is, the ones that really looks like it's not really a bald eagle doing it. | ||
| Golden eagle. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That eagle's carrying Andy Rock, or Chris Rock. | ||
| What a crazy animal to have as our number one animal. | ||
| I mean, it's such an emotionless, ruthless beast. | ||
| Like, a wolf would be so much better. | ||
| Wolves are cool. | ||
| Right? | ||
| They howl. | ||
| They look at you. | ||
| You can make a deal with them. | ||
| You know? | ||
| You can make a deal with a wolf. | ||
| That's how wolves became dogs. | ||
| Humans made deals with them. | ||
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Right? | |
| They're like, come here, man. | ||
| Don't eat me. | ||
| I'll give you some of this. | ||
| I shot a buffalo. | ||
| We could all eat, bro. | ||
| You tell me when other fucking asshole wolves are coming by, I'll keep you hooked up with buffalo. | ||
| There was that photo somebody posted recently of a woman that had a half-wolf, half-timberwolf. | ||
| Did you see that? | ||
| It was bigger than her. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| It looked like a monster. | ||
| It wasn't even a real wolf. | ||
| It was just a half-wolf. | ||
| Well, a lot of those half-wolves or whatever they are, man, that's a strong gene. | ||
| That wolf gene, if you mix it with a husky, you know, they're big, man. | ||
| And some huskies are big. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| So that's how much wolf? | ||
| Does it say? | ||
| Timber wolf. | ||
| That says Colorado Wolf and Wildlife Center. | ||
| That's a real wolf, dude. | ||
| That's a wolf wolf. | ||
| That's not the same one, I don't think. | ||
| Look how big that goddamn thing is. | ||
| Imagine if that was a rat and it was trying to kill you. | ||
| Well, wolves are way scarier than rats. | ||
| I think it's being added in there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Look at the size of that thing, man. | ||
| It's got a collar on it, though, no? | ||
| Is that a collar? | ||
| It looks like a collar. | ||
| It looks like something's around its neck, right? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, maybe not. | ||
| Epstein. | ||
| Oh my god, it's licking her. | ||
| Oh god, fuck that. | ||
| What would you do if she just reaches down and starts jerking her off? | ||
| Did you see a video going over the break with that guy who has a pet tiger and it comes at him and he just sticks his hand in its mouth? | ||
| Oh, stop. | ||
| It's his pet. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| Does that motherfucker not know about Siegfried and Roy? | ||
| How does he not know about Siegfried and Roy? | ||
| Don't do that. | ||
| Hey, what do we know about the bounty? | ||
| What was all that we were looking at before? | ||
| I... We were looking at something, you were trying to figure out whether, what was it that we were trying to figure out was actually true? | ||
| $80 million bounty. | ||
| Is that what it was? | ||
| I heard earlier it was $50 million, but let me check. | ||
| Listen, if nobody pays $80, then, you know, somebody comes along and they say, I want to do it for $45. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| An $80 million bounty on Trump, George Lopez jokes, we'll do it for half. | ||
| That's so funny. | ||
| I guess you're not allowed to say that. | ||
| Someone at the funeral said that if they bring him his head, like $80 million. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| 80 million citizens contribute a dollar. | ||
| Oh, no, sorry. | ||
| If they did is what it said. | ||
| Someone stole that. | ||
| Oh, if each of the country's 80 million citizens contributed $1, there'd be an $80 million reward for anyone who brings us Trump's head. | ||
| George Lopez says, we'll do it for half. | ||
| That's what a comic says, folks. | ||
| That's funny. | ||
| Any other time, it's, you know what, man, when anybody can be the president, right, in this sort of manner, is it really the same thing to threaten the president? | ||
| Like, is it the same thing as threatening Lincoln? | ||
| Is it? | ||
| Is it the same thing? | ||
| To threaten Trump in a joke. | ||
| To threaten a guy, just think about it, who's a former game show host, who's a noted baller, right? | ||
| A character in many, many rap songs because of his balling. | ||
| And he likes to talk shit on Twitter. | ||
| You can't make a joke? | ||
| You can't make that joke? | ||
| That we'll do it for half? | ||
| You can't make that joke? | ||
| Some of the rap guys have gotten in trouble for what they've been saying in their songs, though. | ||
| I know, but that's a weird one. | ||
| I mean, he's still the president, as much as it's... | ||
| I know, but that's where it's weird. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like, what does that mean? | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| It means you're better than everybody? | ||
| Everybody? | ||
| Definitely better than everybody? | ||
| I can't pretend we're going to kill you? | ||
| Even talking about it, I think you can get in trouble. | ||
| What happened to Kathy Griffin when she showed that rubber head? | ||
| She had that rubber Trump head? | ||
| Nothing, right? | ||
| She got suspended from Twitter? | ||
| She lost her career? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| No, she didn't get suspended from Twitter. | ||
| They gave her a bump in the algorithm. | ||
| It did fuck her career up. | ||
| Did it? | ||
| Yeah, a lot of cancellations of shows. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| I think she took some time off, too. | ||
| Yeah, that's weird. | ||
| Nobody thought Kathy Griffin was really gonna murder Trump, right? | ||
| Right. | ||
| That was just an artist, art-type thing. | ||
| It might have been in poor days, especially since she knew him and she was on his show. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| All of it is crazy, man. | ||
| It's all so crazy. | ||
| What else is going on? | ||
| Not much. | ||
| Is anything good in the movies? | ||
| I haven't done the movies in a long time. | ||
| I don't do movies anymore. | ||
| You give up? | ||
| I don't even do Netflix shows anymore. | ||
| I do a lot of YouTube stuff now and documentaries on YouTube. | ||
| I'm worried about that. | ||
| What? | ||
| I'm worried about that. | ||
| That people are just going to only watch little... | ||
| I went and saw Uncut Gems, Adam Sandler's new movie. | ||
| Oh, what is that? | ||
| That's a... | ||
| It's good. | ||
| So it's a... | ||
| Jewelry movie, right? | ||
| Jewelry. | ||
| He plays a degenerate gambler that works in the Diamond District in New York and has an event like a crazy night. | ||
| It's good? | ||
| It was pretty good, yeah. | ||
| I mean, if you don't understand gambling and stuff like that, you might find the inconsistencies like you have with some of those other movies. | ||
| I heard it's cut really weird. | ||
| The movie was good. | ||
| Yeah, I liked the movie as far as the movie was. | ||
| It was an enjoyable two hours at the theater. | ||
| That company, A24, has been putting out some awesome movies. | ||
| They did a couple ones I've seen this year. | ||
| I just kind of sort of noticed that that company does them. | ||
| I don't really know who's behind it or anything, but they did some other, like, summertime movie, which is about some cult in, like, Poland or something, where some girl goes and, like, she gets kidnapped and shit. | ||
| That was a pretty cool movie. | ||
| Didn't hear anything about that, really. | ||
| I haven't heard... | ||
| I've seen some of the memes about it since then, but, like, randomly went and saw it at the Arclight, and I was like, oh, it's a really good movie, actually. | ||
| Yeah, I'd heard that Adam Sandler is a really good actor. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I heard it's great. | ||
| I mean, you've got to think he's been doing so many silly movies. | ||
| I heard it's edited weird, though. | ||
| It's like frantic editing or something. | ||
| It wasn't that weird compared to other movies. | ||
| What was the one that Christopher Nolan movie where the guy has tattoos everything? | ||
| Memento, where it's all back and forth. | ||
| It's not weird like that or you can't pay attention or anything. | ||
| I love that movie, Memento. | ||
| That was a weird one. | ||
| He's got a new movie coming out that looked cool called Tenet. | ||
| It's all about time and the way time works and some soldiers going back and forth into time. | ||
| The trailer looked fucking crazy. | ||
| I couldn't explain it off the trailer, but it's coming out soon. | ||
| Let me ask you both. | ||
| Are you guys worried about Iran? | ||
| Not too much. | ||
| Are you worried about what's happening here? | ||
| Are you worried about these military people making... | ||
| Joint exercises? | ||
| When that happened, what was interesting I was going to bring up is that the LAPDs made some tweets that they're like, we're watching LA just in case everybody's worried and they're like, what are you talking about? | ||
| And they're like, I don't know. | ||
| We're just paying attention. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I'm not worried about it as much as previous type stuff that's happened. | ||
| Like what? | ||
| You know, like with North Korea. | ||
| You were worried more about North Korea? | ||
| I was worried more about North Korea because that's an actual threat from, I think, a crazy person. | ||
| And where I think Iran, they're just going to try to kill Trump. | ||
| I don't think they're going to necessarily, like... | ||
| Bro, if they kill Trump, it's going to be chaos. | ||
| Yeah, I don't think they're going to be able to do that. | ||
| I think, if anything, the worst part has already happened. | ||
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Maybe. | |
| I don't think so. | ||
| I think there's going to be some sort of retaliation. | ||
| The funeral that they showed how many people were there? | ||
| Yeah, the guy was in a Chevy. | ||
| That's what I noticed. | ||
| He was in a goddamn American truck. | ||
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Respect. | |
| Why does this one concern you so much? | ||
| Because it seems like this is the first example of someone being impulsive. | ||
| Someone making this kind of a decision that maybe strategy experts and real military experts would have had some Real good. | ||
| I mean, this is just speculating. | ||
| But that they would have some real good reasons why this is a terrible idea. | ||
| And that there are other methods of working things out. | ||
| That it doesn't have to go this way. | ||
| It doesn't have to be... | ||
| And this is not a movie. | ||
| This is real life. | ||
| Yeah, but do you think they're just going to force him out then? | ||
| I don't know what's going to happen. | ||
| It almost seems like it's too good to be true for people that hate Trump. | ||
| Sort of, but then if something happens, here's the thing. | ||
| If something happens, especially something horrible happens. | ||
| See, the way America is, we have the genes of this wild, conqueror... | ||
| Just lust for travel human that was willing to get on a fucking boat and make it over here from Europe and from where every other place and then the slaves that were dragged in here against their own will and then the other people that were imprisoned here and they were and then the Native Americans who got pushed out the Mexicans get put that's this is all Thousands of years of genes, right? | ||
| The moment something goes crazy That's when all that stuff comes out. | ||
| Like, do you remember how people were when 9-11 happened? | ||
| Everybody had an American flag on their car, man. | ||
| Everywhere. | ||
| It became an intense place. | ||
| A place where, like, you just... | ||
| That whole break glass in case of war? | ||
| Like, that's real. | ||
| If someone provokes, someone does something where we feel like we're really at war, we're gonna unite. | ||
| We're gonna unite in a crazy way. | ||
| And the thing is, a lot of people are gonna love it. | ||
| They're gonna feel great that we're united against an evil cause. | ||
| I mean, this is why people have employed that strategy to convince their people to get into war. | ||
| I mean, Hitler did it, right? | ||
| Didn't Hitler, he burned the Reichstag, right? | ||
| That was, he did that in order to get people more enthusiastic about his plans. | ||
| I'm pretty sure he did that. | ||
| And I think Nero did that with Rome as well. | ||
| But I'm an idiot. | ||
| And my memory's faulty. | ||
| So who knows? | ||
| You know way more than anybody. | ||
| Nope. | ||
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Definitely not. | |
| Four weeks after he was sworn in, an arson attack was performed on the Reichstag building. | ||
| Oh, so it was arson. | ||
| So they think he did it in order to get people pumped up. | ||
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Like, look, the Fuhrer was right! | |
| Man, I've been in the middle of this fourth Native American book. | ||
| This Blood and Thunder book. | ||
| That just happened! | ||
| The reason why I'm worried is not just because of the news, but also because of these goddamn books where it talks about the Native American interactions with the soldiers and the settlers. | ||
| Fuck! | ||
| That is in our genes, man. | ||
| It just happened. | ||
| People were horrible. | ||
| They did horrible things. | ||
| And it shatters this notion that so many of us love to hold onto that without the Europeans here, the Native Americans live peacefully. | ||
| They didn't live peacefully with each other. | ||
| No one ever has. | ||
| The Native Americans slaughtered each other. | ||
| They took each other slave. | ||
| They killed each other. | ||
| They tortured each other. | ||
| The Comanches were known for it. | ||
| I mean, it's horrific hearing these stories. | ||
| Horrific what the soldiers did, too. | ||
| Horrific what the human beings of that era, when forced into that conflict, were willing to do and what they were willing to become. | ||
| That is not that long ago, man. | ||
| That's why I'm scared. | ||
| I'm scared because I feel like we have come so far. | ||
| It's so safe. | ||
| It's so safe that people don't even like saying that it's safe. | ||
| We like to be in denial about it and focus on so much of the inequality and inadequacies and all the problems and the violence and the this and the that. | ||
| And they're right about all those things. | ||
| But goddamn, this is a soft time to live. | ||
| And if some shit hits the fan, you're all going to know that. | ||
| When you're really worried about your life every day, when your loved ones really could get shot and killed by someone who's a mile away with a scope, because that's what's been going on. | ||
| If that's what it comes down to, you're going to understand how soft we had it. | ||
| You're going to really know how soft we had it. | ||
| And this is that cycle that everybody says, right? | ||
| Hard times make strong men. | ||
| Strong men make easy times. | ||
| Easy times make weak men. | ||
| This is a common... | ||
| It's just how human beings are. | ||
| We need a motivation to kick ass. | ||
| We need some reason to rise to the top. | ||
| We need some reason to go out there and conquer. | ||
| And the best reason is if we get attacked. | ||
| If we get attacked, we're going to go crazy. | ||
| It's going to be horrible. | ||
| I'm really scared. | ||
| I'm legitimately worried that some people are losing their grip on what violence actually means. | ||
| And what war actually means. | ||
| Because it's not happening over here. | ||
| And because it doesn't happen over here, the only ones that can tell us are the ones that went over there. | ||
| The ones that went over there and come back, they do not paint pretty stories. | ||
| They paint stories of ugly people and dangerous people. | ||
| And they're like, you got to be diligent and you got to be vigilant because this world is not what you think it is. | ||
| There's a lot of parts of this world that are fucking chaos-ridden and filled with crime and filled with murder and filled with death and filled with despair. | ||
| And there's money there, and there's terrorists, and there's these religious fundamentalists who want to throw gay people off roofs, and that shit's real. | ||
| That's happening in 2020. Right now, somewhere in the world, they're probably planning on throwing a gay guy off a roof. | ||
| Whoo! | ||
| Because some person wrote that down 2,000 years ago, or whatever it was. | ||
| Fuck! | ||
| How was ice fishing? | ||
| I can't believe you went on that ice, man. | ||
| Disconcerting. | ||
| Was that scary as fuck? | ||
| Almost as disconcerting as thinking about whether or not I should fart. | ||
| Like, whenever you... | ||
| Like, this could be a bad idea. | ||
| Like, walking... | ||
| With this diet. | ||
| Walking out onto that ice, and it was only four inches thick. | ||
| I was like, ooh. | ||
| It was fun, though. | ||
| Did it make the cracking sound? | ||
| No, it's solid as fuck. | ||
| There's a lot of people out there too. | ||
| Me and my friend Brent went and caught a couple rainbow trout. | ||
| It's nice. | ||
| Ate it for lunch. | ||
| It's weird though. | ||
| It's a weird activity. | ||
| Freezing your ass off and you're standing still. | ||
| I don't like shit when you stand still. | ||
| My least favorite way of hunting is in a tree stand. | ||
| Just sitting around. | ||
| But it's also... | ||
| It's kind of crazy when it happens. | ||
| If you're hunting a deer in a tree stand, it's most of the time you're just trying to keep your shit together. | ||
| You might stand still for eight hours. | ||
| Just stand still. | ||
| Or sit down, depending on how you do it. | ||
| Some people lean against a tree. | ||
| You're harnessed in. | ||
| There's a bunch of different kinds of stands. | ||
| Some stands you stand on. | ||
| Some stands you sit down on. | ||
| Some are homemade and it's just a mind game just to sit and wait, sit and wait, sit and wait and make no sound so the deer don't know you're there and then they walk through, go into their normal corridors and you're gonna line it up while they're walking. | ||
| A lot of times you stop them, you have to stop them, you have to go and they turn and then you hit them with the arrow. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| But that's that sitting still shit in the cold. | ||
| Ooh, I don't like doing that. | ||
| When you move around in the cold, it's not that bad. | ||
| Like if you have to go somewhere and you're well protected. | ||
| Like I went skiing this past weekend and I had a face mask on. | ||
| That's a game changer, son. | ||
| Neoprene face mask if you're going to ski. | ||
| Ooh, that's a game changer. | ||
| I was like, and it had the holes for the mouth so I could breathe. | ||
| I was like, this is a game changer. | ||
| No, I'm not cold. | ||
| Like, I'm not even cold. | ||
| First time you've used one? | ||
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Ever! | |
| Really? | ||
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Ever! | |
| Yeah. | ||
| They just didn't tell you about it? | ||
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No, I just thought it was for pussies. | |
| What about goggles? | ||
| I wear goggles, but I have gone out without goggles and your face gets burnt. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| Your face gets burnt and your eyes don't look so good either. | ||
| It's like, this is not good for my eyes. | ||
| I'm like staring at a light bulb. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it's very bright up there. | ||
| I've sunburnt my eyes before. | ||
| I couldn't see for days. | ||
| Yeah, that's a real thing, right? | ||
| It's called snow blindness, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I wiped out though hard. | ||
| I was a little worried. | ||
| This lady lost control in front of me. | ||
| I was going around a corner and this lady just slid right into traffic. | ||
| Just went sideways. | ||
| It looked like she was just starting out and I tried to avoid her. | ||
| Lost my left leg. | ||
| Went flying up and then I hit my head. | ||
| Bang! | ||
| Had a helmet on of course. | ||
| Snow wasn't really too hard packed but it was a good Ding. | ||
| Like, I got a little dizzy and I was like, oh shit, that's some brain damage I didn't need. | ||
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Wow. | |
| So do you always wear a helmet? | ||
| Always. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You don't want to die, man. | ||
| Remember wearing a helmet. | ||
| Bro, you could die. | ||
| You could die pretty easy without a helmet. | ||
| You definitely could. | ||
| I could have died from that, even with a helmet. | ||
| People fall and hit their head and they die. | ||
| I mean, I'm not worried that I was going to die when I fell. | ||
| I don't want to get you wrong. | ||
| But some people would have died from that same thing, like an older person or a person with an issue. | ||
| I think Liam Neeson's wife. | ||
| The woman who created Orange's New Black since her son passed away. | ||
| Yes, yeah. | ||
| 20. He was in a skiing accident, right? | ||
| Intermediate Hill, I think. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| What'd he do? | ||
| Did he hit a tree? | ||
| That's what Sonny did, right? | ||
| Hit a tree? | ||
| Sonny Bono. | ||
| Hit a tree. | ||
| So did one of the Kennedys. | ||
| Whew, bro. | ||
| Skiing's dangerous. | ||
| You're taking these crazy risks with all these people that might not know how to ski. | ||
| Fun. | ||
| Beautiful up there. | ||
| Very fun. | ||
| Very beautiful up there. | ||
| Fun times. | ||
| It's a good family thing. | ||
| I think it's really good for kids to learn the kind of chaos that comes from skiing down a hill. | ||
| That's chaotic, man. | ||
| Do they snowboard or ski like a grown adult? | ||
| Yeah, they ski like a grown adult. | ||
| And then tubing is another thing that's fun. | ||
| That's the shit. | ||
| Tubing is no risk, though. | ||
| You don't learn the lessons you learn from skiing. | ||
| Skiing, you learn how to keep your shit together. | ||
| Because you're in control. | ||
| No one's holding your hand. | ||
| You're going down this fucking stupid blue hill when you're not really ready for it. | ||
| And you gotta go sideways, sideways, sideways, sideways. | ||
| I was fine. | ||
| I was doing good until the last day. | ||
| Some lady loses her shit right in front of me. | ||
| 90s when skiing was more like a cocaine party event. | ||
| People used to, instead of tubes, I don't think they had lots of tubes out there, but they would take the cafeteria trays and just slide down on those. | ||
| You know, crazy fucking college kids. | ||
| Yeah, cafeteria trays are good. | ||
| Trash can lids. | ||
| Cardboard boxes, like a big refrigerator box. | ||
| Jump on that bitch and slide down a hill. | ||
| The problem with that is another guy died out there recently, too, in Utah, in the same area, from Avalanches. | ||
| This dickhead wanted to go off-roading. | ||
| Sorry, dickhead. | ||
| Sorry to call him a dickhead, rather. | ||
| I'm sure he's just a man. | ||
| A man with dreams and a GoPro. | ||
| Dudes want to make those videos and look like badasses. | ||
| They tell you never to do that, too. | ||
| I feel bad for calling him dickhead. | ||
| Just a figure of speech, folks. | ||
| There's a lot of those guys. | ||
| One guy that was on the show once with The Rock Climber. | ||
| Oh, Alex Honnold? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's been on twice now. | ||
| He scares the shit out of me. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| I've been watching a bunch of these videos of him. | ||
| YouTube started recommending them to me. | ||
| And I watched that. | ||
| Two weeks ago, I watched like four or five in a row. | ||
| I watched like two hours of Alex climbing these horrific fucking mountains. | ||
| Even thinking about it right now, my hands start sweating. | ||
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No. | |
| Imagine finding yourself halfway up and not wanting to do it anymore. | ||
| And you have this life-changing moment, like, I don't want to do this anymore. | ||
| But you've got to keep going, bitch. | ||
| I like the trail running videos where they're on the spine of a mountain. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| No, I don't like that at all. | ||
| I don't like that at all. | ||
| I can barely stay upright when I'm running on a regular trail. | ||
| I think they have that new workout machine, not the Pentagon or whatever it's called, but the other one where it shows... | ||
| What's it called? | ||
| Patreon. | ||
| Peloton. | ||
| Peloton. | ||
| The Pentagon. | ||
| Can you imagine that workout? | ||
| You sound like Joey Diaz there. | ||
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My fucking cocksucker. | |
| With the fucking Peloton. | ||
| But they have the other new one where it's like where you're jogging on the side of a mountain or something like that. | ||
| Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's like that, yeah. | ||
| One of those life runners. | ||
| It's like a 40% incline and you follow a trail runner. | ||
| That is cool, yeah. | ||
| Well, there's something about it. | ||
| Like, I've done elliptical machines that show you a trail. | ||
| Like, when I was in Hawaii, the gym had this elliptical machine, and you could start running a trail. | ||
| And while you're doing that, it feels like you're getting somewhere. | ||
| Yeah, but there's something different when you're, like, literally walking up to Runyon, and you're, like, looking at the dust, and you're going to die, and then you turn around, and you see the entire skyline of Los Angeles, and you can see for miles and miles. | ||
| Yeah, you win. | ||
| That's way better. | ||
| Yeah, it's better. | ||
| You're right, 100%. | ||
| VR elliptical. | ||
| Is that a thing? | ||
| You'll fall off and die. | ||
| You'll fall off and die. | ||
| No, they had this thing called a unidirectional treadmill. | ||
| And the way it works is like that other treadmill that we have, the Air Runner. | ||
| In the Air Runner, you do it by using your own feet to propel it. | ||
| They'll have that with a unidirectional treadmill, and then you'll be harnessed in at the waist. | ||
| So there'll be some sort of cables and some sort of a suspension system so that you can't ever actually fall out of it, but you won't feel it too much while you're just running around. | ||
| It just sort of like roughly guides your treadmill in which way you want to go, but you always go. | ||
| You never hit anything. | ||
| You never run into anything. | ||
| Still seems nauseating somehow. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Your body's going to be so confused. | ||
| It's going to be weird, man. | ||
| But it's the future. | ||
| We're getting one step closer. | ||
| I don't know how much is going to be announced at CES this weekend, but I saw these gloves a couple weeks ago. | ||
| They're like, I believe, the first haptic feedback gloves for VR in development. | ||
| You're going to put them right on your dick, right? | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Get my haptic on. | ||
| How much virtual reality porn is there? | ||
| It's still not good. | ||
| Well, tell me. | ||
| There's a lot. | ||
| There's a lot. | ||
| He's like the sister in Ebert of... | ||
| It's just not good. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Like, it's not... | ||
| It doesn't... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It doesn't feel that insane. | ||
| You'd think it would be amazing sitting there, but then half the time, videos, you're like, wait, I'm the woman and I have the boobs? | ||
| No, wait. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah, it's like... | ||
| Oh, you look down like you're a lesbian and you watch... | ||
| You watch other lesbians. | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| Or guys fucking you. | ||
| It's like, that's not what I want. | ||
| That's not what you want. | ||
| Yeah, you can't look down from the guy either. | ||
| Someone's got to make an interactive one, and I don't know. | ||
| That sounds very difficult to do. | ||
| I was thinking about it. | ||
| You can watch a video, but if you want to grab something and have a reaction happen, program that. | ||
| If Iran really wants to cripple our world, that's what they'll do. | ||
| They'll develop that game. | ||
| Think about how people can't put down Roblox or fucking Candy Crush. | ||
| What other wacky games people can't leave alone. | ||
| Just imagine how bad it would be if that thing made you cum. | ||
| A game that makes you cum. | ||
| Great. | ||
| The better you do, the better it feels when this game sucks your dick. | ||
| Do you know how good people would be at that game? | ||
| Is there a limit per day then? | ||
| Think about how difficult it is for someone to get so good at BMX riding that people want to fuck you. | ||
| Not saying it's impossible. | ||
| It's possible, for sure, that a lot of, like, the high-level BMX guys, girls just throw themselves at them, right? | ||
| Guys are savage, out there doing flips and shit. | ||
| Think of how good you have to get at that before someone actually wants to suck your dick. | ||
| You gotta get really good. | ||
| For that being the reason why they want to have sex with you? | ||
| That's the reason? | ||
| So now, think about it. | ||
| Let's cut the human choice thing out of it and make it just a level that you have to reach in this video game. | ||
| Make it just you have to be really good at this video game and then this Russian robot lady. | ||
| Sucks your dick. | ||
| But you feel it in real life. | ||
| Do you know how good kids would get at it? | ||
| Or it'd be the fastest hacked game of all time. | ||
| Just cheat codes. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| Because it's just impossible to do. | ||
| Right, because unless we connected it to some sort of fucking blockchain grid that's impenetrable, and that's the only way you could get out the Russian fuck doll. | ||
| That's the only way. | ||
| You can't hack. | ||
| You can't hack. | ||
| You have to show your skill at every level. | ||
| Like a speedrunner. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm just trying to think. | ||
| Is there a way to not hack that? | ||
| You're a fatalist. | ||
| You've killed my dreams. | ||
| Yeah, we were talking about prostitution earlier. | ||
| That would be, like, how are you going to stop that? | ||
| How are you going to stop that? | ||
| If you say you can't pay for sex, okay, but can I pay for a thing that feels exactly like sex and I think it's sex while I'm doing it? | ||
| Or is it like if you get into a simulation, the simulation lets you murder people. | ||
| And then you come out of the simulation like, hey, you're going to jail. | ||
| But there wasn't even a real person. | ||
| Yeah, but you're the kind of piece of shit that if that situation happened, you would kill somebody. | ||
| You just killed somebody. | ||
| And you didn't even know it was a simulation. | ||
| Therefore, you're a piece of shit. | ||
| That's a thought crime. | ||
| You can't pay, but you can give gifts, right? | ||
| You trade gifts. | ||
| You can. | ||
| You can be, I'm a happy fellow. | ||
| I'd like to give away money to beautiful girls. | ||
| You need to get your toes done. | ||
| I need to get my cock sucked. | ||
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What do you say? | |
| I don't think you can spell it out. | ||
| I don't think you can say, like, hey, I'll give you this Ferrari if you fuck me. | ||
| Well, it doesn't have to be a Ferrari. | ||
| I mean, there's got to be a limitation. | ||
| Listen, if you're Bill Gates, you might want to just start throwing Ferraris around. | ||
| Everybody knows you got $90 billion. | ||
| Derek Jeter gave away those nice gift bags for everyone. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| Signed baseball. | ||
| That was just a nice consolation prize. | ||
| Thanks for fucking me. | ||
| I'll see you later. | ||
| The thing about girls never have to feel bad about banging their fans. | ||
| Like if someone like Miley Cyrus wanted to start fucking her way through the hottest guys that like her, everybody would be like, you go girl. | ||
| Imagine if Miley Cyrus started giving out gift bags every time she fucked dudes. | ||
| Hey, thanks for the dick. | ||
| Have yourself a little fucking nut cake. | ||
| Have yourself a fruit cake. | ||
| This is my favorite vegan coconut drink. | ||
| See ya. | ||
| Left by the door. | ||
| Kick rocks. | ||
| Kick rocks, you pervert. | ||
| Did you hear that Instagram girl? | ||
| She got banned from Instagram. | ||
| She was an Instagram chick. | ||
| And so she got to help out. | ||
| She decided to put out for $10, she'll send you a naked picture. | ||
| In one week, I think she's made $700,000. | ||
| It was for donations for the Australian fires. | ||
| Yeah, for the Australian fires. | ||
| But she's kicked off of Instagram for that? | ||
|
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No, no. | |
| I think she got kicked off of Instagram, and so she's like, you know what? | ||
| I'm just going to start selling pictures of me naked then. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| I think Instagram would have her back on. | ||
| She's doing a lot of good. | ||
| Yeah, they should. | ||
| For real. | ||
| She's raised that much money to help the Australian wildlife? | ||
| Yeah, they deactivated her account, it says. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
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That's me. | |
| She violated rules about sexual content. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| She's doing it for a good cause, you fucks. | ||
| Let her be naked. | ||
| What are you stopping her from being naked for, you creeps? | ||
| Why does Twitter let you be naked, but Instagram doesn't? | ||
| Because Twitter's better. | ||
| The naked philanthropist. | ||
| She's only 20? | ||
| Oh, poor girl. | ||
| She doesn't know what she's doing yet. | ||
| Oh! | ||
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Oh! | |
| Hip-hop parade! | ||
| I'm sending nudes to every person who donates at least $10 to any one of these fundraisers for wildfires in Australia. | ||
| Every $10 you donate equals one nude picture from me to your DM. You must send me confirmation that you donated. | ||
| That girl does not have a lot of hobbies. | ||
| That must take forever. | ||
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That takes forever. | |
| She does not have the free time. | ||
| Damn, she's hot, though. | ||
| Wow, look at that. | ||
| Those are definitely real. | ||
| She raised more than $500,000. | ||
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Wow. | |
| That's amazing. | ||
| Let her back, Instagram. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| But she said she was going to give the money to that, and she didn't show pictures, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It says she was sending them... | ||
| That's sex work, I guess. | ||
| I mean, you're using a trans... | ||
| I would imagine it's really because Instagram wasn't getting a cut. | ||
| If they're getting a dollar out of every transaction, maybe it's a little more... | ||
| That's why Snapchat has, like, Snapcash and shit. | ||
| Yeah, they don't have a PayPal thing and built-in Instagram. | ||
| Do you think that's what... | ||
| Are you that cynical? | ||
| I've heard them do that for other things. | ||
| That's what a lot of the ad changes were about and why they don't let influencers do ad things anymore. | ||
| It's because they're not getting a piece. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| They don't? | ||
| Or like why there have been a bunch of changes. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Because they're not getting a piece of all those ad sales. | ||
| It's going directly through the influencer. | ||
| That's just what I've read online. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Yeah, whenever I see one of those sponsored ads, I'm like, what's happening here? | ||
| Yeah, you're supposed to put that hashtag ad after everything. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| It is weird. | ||
| Ads are weird. | ||
| Like dudes holding up a CBD bomb while they're rubbing their legs. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| Social media, the ability to make money on social media is so new. | ||
| No one knows what to do with it. | ||
| And it's like porn. | ||
| This is why it's like porn. | ||
| The people in porn always figure out first how to push the boundaries of the technology. | ||
| Technology, when it comes to streaming, streaming video, high-resolution video, all that stuff, that's all pushed. | ||
| A lot of it's pushed by porn. | ||
| Just the amount of bandwidth involved in porn. | ||
| Off the charts. | ||
| This is like that. | ||
| Don't you think? | ||
| They must have figured out password-protected content first because there's a bunch hidden that's not free. | ||
| There's a pay version of those sites and there's a free version. | ||
| I don't know how they figured out how to make money off those things. | ||
| Who would go to pay? | ||
| You've got to be a serious pervert to say, what's available online is just not enough for my tastes. | ||
| I forget somebody we know very well. | ||
| I feel like, damn it. | ||
| Has that an account? | ||
| Yeah, he's just told me, he's like, oh yeah, I'd like to support. | ||
| Oh, he supports the artist. | ||
| He wants to marry one of those girls. | ||
| He wants to marry one. | ||
| Nothing wrong with that. | ||
| Some people are into that shit. | ||
| They're like, what'd you do today, honey? | ||
| Show me your work. | ||
| Oh, you bad girl. | ||
| You bad girl, you took all those dicks. | ||
| Some guys like that. | ||
| You're a bad girl. | ||
| Hey, I'm a bad girl, daddy. | ||
| You want to take one more dick? | ||
| I'll take it for you. | ||
| If Starbucks started giving away free coffee, I don't think anybody's going to keep paying for it, would they? | ||
| Some people would if they knew they were going to help Guatemala or something. | ||
| Don't you think? | ||
| No? | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| If it was like only one kind of coffee, you know what I mean? | ||
| Like if you couldn't get free iced coffees or free cold brews or... | ||
| Lesbian coffee? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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You could only get decaf for free. | |
| Oh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What the fuck is that? | ||
| I was at a place the other day that only had decaf espresso. | ||
| That's all they had. | ||
| We only have decaf espresso. | ||
| I'm like, who the fuck drinks decaf espresso? | ||
| Because espresso, you can't even pretend that it's worth it for those little bitter sips. | ||
| There's still a little bit in there. | ||
| Yeah, a little bit. | ||
| But it's real small, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But, like, the idea of an espresso is... | ||
| Everybody thinks espresso is way stronger than it is. | ||
| Yeah, it's not. | ||
| No, that's strong. | ||
| It's just less liquid. | ||
| I just like the flavor of it. | ||
| But I like to know that it's got a little jolt to it. | ||
| I'd feel like an asshole if I was drinking decaf espresso. | ||
| Isn't that weird? | ||
| Like, regular espresso seems totally normal. | ||
| But decaf espresso, I'm like, why? | ||
| It's just because of people for health reasons. | ||
| Like, my mom can't drink caffeine anymore. | ||
| At all? | ||
| No, because it gives her heart palpitations and shit like that. | ||
| What about the amount that's in decaf? | ||
| That's so small, it doesn't matter. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| I thought it wasn't that small. | ||
| I saw some people arguing, some companies are going to stop testing people for nicotine usage, I forget which one, and then people were like, oh... | ||
| There's nicotine in all these foods. | ||
| You're going to have to test them for that. | ||
| And then smart people are like, yes, it's in there, but it's so minimal that you have to eat thousands of eggplants to get one pack of cigarettes. | ||
| It's like potty seeds. | ||
| Thousands. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So your mom, what happened? | ||
| What was her experience with you? | ||
| So she gets only decaf espresso because she loves the taste of coffee, but she can't have caffeine. | ||
| She likes espresso, though? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| And I guess it tastes the same. | ||
| It's like, there's a bunch of different kinds of espresso, right? | ||
| There's different beans and shit. | ||
| Like, some people make it, like, super bitter. | ||
| The people that love doing that cranky machine, too, pop it in there and crank it and tap it down. | ||
| I like those Nespresso capsules. | ||
| Pop those bitches in enough to think too much. | ||
| Meanwhile, there's turtles out there choking the desk, belly full of them. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Probably, right? | ||
| It's aluminum, though. | ||
| It's not plastic. | ||
| But still. | ||
| Fuck turtles, man. | ||
| When was the last time you saw a turtle? | ||
| I saw a turtle in Hawaii. | ||
| Okay, so once. | ||
| But you see straws every day. | ||
| They're cool to see. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I see straws more. | ||
| Yeah, but here's the thing. | ||
| I know what you're saying. | ||
| The problem, really, is waste management. | ||
| That's the problem. | ||
| How the fuck does the waste get in the ocean in the first place? | ||
| You tell me it's inevitable that everyone's so gross that all the garbage has to get in the ocean, no matter what. | ||
| I don't think that's true. | ||
| I think we need to do a way better job of collecting garbage and treating garbage and treating our own garbage and just come up with a more comprehensive plan to avoid all this shit getting into the ocean. | ||
| There's just not enough funding in or time and Greta Thornburg is only 16. She can only do so much. | ||
| They used to feed it to pigs before they figured out landfills. | ||
| Oh really? | ||
| Did they? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Everything? | ||
| They ate everything? | ||
| As much as they could, I think. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| The restaurant should be fine. | ||
| The pigs got sick. | ||
| Everybody's sick. | ||
| People got sick eating the pig meat. | ||
| What is this? | ||
| Spam was made. | ||
| I think it was Ari. | ||
| It was either Ari or Callan. | ||
| It might have been Callan that told me they were in China and there was a restaurant that had a toilet and the toilet was a hole. | ||
| Ari. | ||
| Was it Ari? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| But in the hole at the bottom was pigs. | ||
| He was shitting into a pigsty and the pigs would eat your shit and that this is common. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| I'm pretty sure it was Callan. | ||
| What in the fuck? | ||
| Ari definitely told me he had to shit into a hole. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I remember that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He also got chased out of a Chinese girl's house by a man with a baseball bat. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And something about street oil or something like that. | ||
| The food was cooked using the oil from the... | ||
| Oh, no, no, no. | ||
| That's a different story. | ||
| There's a story that I almost forgot about until you just said that. | ||
| That's a story of them. | ||
| That's what Ari brought. | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| Sewer water. | ||
| Sewer water. | ||
| That they were making cooking oil out of sewer water. | ||
| There's literally people going into the sewer and turning that shit water into cooking oil. | ||
| I know you're saying there's no way. | ||
| It makes sense. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| I see Asians doing that. | ||
| How dare you racist piece of shit? | ||
| No! | ||
| My girlfriend is Asian and she likes the grossest shit ever. | ||
| Like blood, soup. | ||
| View from the inside of a pig toilet. | ||
| So there it is. | ||
| That's kind of cool. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| I wonder if that pig thinks he's a fucking pig. | ||
| Minority village somewhere in Yunnan province, China. | ||
| The pig followed me to the toilet and positioned itself under it waiting. | ||
| I was very confused when I started using toilet paper. | ||
| For reasons. | ||
| Oh my god, because it was licking his asshole? | ||
| Yeah, I just googled it and like pig toilet just started coming up. | ||
| I tried to shit right on the pig's face. | ||
| That is so gross. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| Now go see if you find cooking oil made from sewage. | ||
| Dun dun dun. | ||
| I know a lot of people are like, wait, what? | ||
| No, I think it was Vice. | ||
| I think Vice had a video on it. | ||
| And it was all about how there's a market for people making cooking oil In these really poor towns, they literally climb into the sewers and they take out human shit and turn it into cooking oil. | ||
| Gutter oil, they call it. | ||
| Gutter oil. | ||
| Disgusting recycled oil and sewage. | ||
| Illicit cooking oil, which has been recycled from waste oil collected from sources such as restaurant fires, grease traps, slaughterhouse waste, and sewage from sewer drains. | ||
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God. | |
| Look at that one on the far right. | ||
| It says Chinese guttural. | ||
| You click on that. | ||
| Disgusting. | ||
| This is the video that I've seen before. | ||
| Recycled oil and sewage is used to cook Chinese street food. | ||
| Jesus Christ, bro. | ||
| They get into the potty, and then they filter all the poop out, and they get the oil. | ||
| They use filters. | ||
| They get the oil out of the poop, and then they cook your noodles in that. | ||
| Woo! | ||
| That's why we need regulation. | ||
| Would you taste it? | ||
| No. | ||
| That's why we need America. | ||
| Young Turks. | ||
| It was them. | ||
| They did one too. | ||
| Oh yeah, definitely. | ||
| Yeah, this guy opens up, or this woman rather, opens up. | ||
| Oh, and she's scooping out shit! | ||
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Please shut that off. | |
| It's off. | ||
| I literally almost threw up. | ||
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That would have been good enough tape. | |
| Is the Young Church from RT or whatever it's called? | ||
| TYT. Yeah. | ||
| Is that the Russian? | ||
| No, it's a different thing. | ||
| What's the Russian thing that started all the propaganda against 5G? Oh, that's Internet Research Agency. | ||
| The IRA. Against who? | ||
| 5G, where they were saying 5G is bad for you. | ||
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Oh, did they do that? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| The IRA did that? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| Man. | ||
| The 5G shit, like that propaganda is interesting. | ||
| It's RT. There's an article that says RT America. | ||
| Oh, RT. It's been sowing disinformation. | ||
| Oh, RT has been sowing disinformation. | ||
| They're the ones that started all this shit because I guess it's... | ||
| Your 5G phone won't hurt you, but Russia wants you to think otherwise. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| A network known for sowing disinformation has a new alarm, the coming 5G apocalypse. | ||
| Is this New York Times? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's interesting that you said New York Times, because the New York Times, if they're printing something, that's one of the places that I kind of say, if they're saying it, it's probably true. | ||
| But didn't you see what they did to Cenk Uygur from the Young Turks? | ||
| He was interviewing David Duke. | ||
| And he goes, of course you're not a racist. | ||
| He's mocking him. | ||
| Mocking him. | ||
| And they took it out of context, in quotes. | ||
| And they wrote that he said to David Duke, of course you're not a racist. | ||
| They tried to pretend. | ||
| Somebody just got too woke for their own good. | ||
| Somebody crossed the line. | ||
| They crossed the line. | ||
| They wanted to stop him. | ||
| They wanted to stop him. | ||
| And so they got overwoke. | ||
| They lied. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| That's a crazy lie, though, for that to get into the New York Times. | ||
| I wonder what the fallout from that was. | ||
| Because for them, that's got to be very embarrassing that someone actually printed that. | ||
| Because they were forced to make a retraction. | ||
| But the problem with that is when people hear about stuff like that, there's a lot of people obviously working at the New York Times. | ||
| A lot of people. | ||
| So it doesn't represent everybody there. | ||
| But when someone gets away with something sneaky like that, it really fucks over everybody else. | ||
| Because then all the other people that are making stories, people are going to go, yeah, you're the fucking people that said that Cenk Uygur said, you know, David Duke wasn't a racist when that's clearly not what he said. | ||
| Your fucking magazine's fake news. | ||
| It's all bullshit. | ||
| You're the shit newspaper. | ||
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Congratulations. | |
| You're going to fuel that. | ||
| And the New York Times used to have none of that, right? | ||
| They used to have none of that. | ||
| They just issued a correction. | ||
| Yeah, that doesn't mean anything. | ||
| I don't see anything else from that. | ||
| But the correction's too late. | ||
| It's in a newspaper. | ||
| How many corrections a year do they do is what I would like to know. | ||
| Well, how many people read the correction versus read the original story? | ||
| That's what gets real weird. | ||
| Like, if you make something up about someone, then put it down, or make something, interpret it incorrectly, on purpose, intentionally, and then you put it out there, how much responsibility does the newspaper have, and how much responsibility does that writer have for doing that? | ||
| They probably don't like him. | ||
| They don't want him to do it. | ||
| They figure like, fuck this guy. | ||
| He fucking said it. | ||
| Did he actually say it? | ||
| He did say it. | ||
| I don't know what he meant. | ||
| Do you know what he meant? | ||
| Fucking print it. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know what the process was. | ||
| But you can't do that if you want us to take you seriously. | ||
| But there's still one of the number one. | ||
| I still take them serious. | ||
| I take them seriously most of the time. | ||
| Most of the time. | ||
| There was another one they did with Conor McGregor. | ||
| Back when Conor McGregor fought Floyd. | ||
| And they said his face was bloodied. | ||
| And I'm like, no it wasn't. | ||
| He didn't have any blood. | ||
| You guys are making things up. | ||
| You can't make things up. | ||
| Did they retract that? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| They did. | ||
| Because you said it. | ||
| They did. | ||
| But they had to. | ||
| Everybody saw it. | ||
| You know the arrogance that you have to have to pretend that you saw something that wasn't there? | ||
| Or either that or you're paying attention so loosely before you write the story that you don't even give a fuck how the fight went? | ||
| And you're going to report on the fight? | ||
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Come on, man. | |
| You can't do that. | ||
| You've got to stop. | ||
| You're the New York Times. | ||
| You're not a podcast. | ||
| Get a podcast if you want to say. | ||
| Spread misinformation and talk stupid shit. | ||
| That's the difference. | ||
| Nobody takes us seriously. | ||
| They take the fucking New York Times seriously. | ||
| You've got a serious job, okay? | ||
| It's like if you're a cop. | ||
| You've got a serious job. | ||
| You're a reporter reporting the actual news. | ||
| You've got a serious job. | ||
| Because you can change the way people look at things. | ||
| And it might be a lie. | ||
| And that got us into a lot of problems in the past. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| People always think they know better, though. | ||
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They know better than what everybody else wants. | |
| That's where it's a real problem. | ||
| You think you're doing good by withholding information, or you think you're doing good by censoring people. | ||
| Do you get your news mostly from, like, Twitter or something? | ||
| I don't get my news from anywhere anymore. | ||
| I feel great. | ||
| I looked at a newspaper the other day, I picked it up, and I'm like, what happened over there? | ||
| I forget what it was about. | ||
| It was a story about something. | ||
| And I was like, I didn't know that. | ||
| And I read into it a little bit. | ||
| It was in the Wall Street Journal. | ||
| And I was like, I got other shit to think about. | ||
| It's a terribly irresponsible way to look at things, but I don't know if you can do that much. | ||
| I don't know what the responsibility is, ultimately, to completely pay attention to everything all the time. | ||
| I don't know what responsibility you have. | ||
| People get mad at you if you don't completely pay attention to everything that's of importance all the time. | ||
| And they had a point. | ||
| They have a point. | ||
| But you also have a point for self-management and for mental management to probably pay attention to less shit. | ||
| I feel healthier and happier when I pay attention to less shit. | ||
| That's why this Iran thing's got me fucked up. | ||
| Because if something makes me think about it, that means it's in the forefront of the news now. | ||
| It's a big deal. | ||
| I'm like, oh... | ||
| Dude, do you see that fucking... | ||
| The meme that someone made and they put up on Instagram about feminists the day after World War III starts. | ||
| It's an old-timey 1950s lady in the oven baking. | ||
| She's got an apron on and shit. | ||
| She's got the oven door open. | ||
| She's making some nice cookies. | ||
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She's like, Hilarious. | |
| Boy, all these teeny, tiny, whiny beta males that have been posturing for attention and virtue signaling and what a rude awakening it's going to be if war breaks out. | ||
| War is the scariest shit of all time that people are so convinced that That no matter, besides all the other threats that face us, disease and injury and accidents and death and all this other shit, that we're absolutely convinced that we're always going to have war. | ||
| I never met any one person that thinks we're never going to have war again. | ||
| Have you? | ||
| There's never been a time. | ||
| Where are you going to move? | ||
| Canada, maybe? | ||
| Canada? | ||
| No. | ||
| That's not bad, especially if they light this place up. | ||
| I still lean towards Texas or Colorado. | ||
| Texas is a good move. | ||
| I like Texas. | ||
| Texas is a good move, too, if you don't want to fuck with the winter. | ||
| I just can't do the fucking snow driving. | ||
| The humidity, though, is a little too much. | ||
| It gets rough. | ||
| It gets real rough down by the ocean. | ||
| Like Houston area, that gets rough in the summer. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| Fuck that. | ||
| We'd be there in July and August. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| It gets hot. | ||
| Yeah, I'll be there in two days. | ||
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What are you doing? | |
| Kill Tony's. | ||
| Oh, where at? | ||
| Which place? | ||
| Secret Group and LOL Comedy Club in San Antonio. | ||
| How's the scene in Houston these days? | ||
| Houston's great. | ||
| They have the Secret Group, which is an amazing club that's owned by a bunch of comics. | ||
| Oh, beautiful. | ||
| And we're going to have Skank Fest there this year, too. | ||
| When is that? | ||
| I want to say it's February, March, around that area. | ||
| March, I think. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| Yeah, so that'd be good. | ||
| It's nice to see, like, scenes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Scenes staying alive. | ||
| That was like an ember for a while. | ||
| They had a fucking great scene at the Laugh Stop, man. | ||
| A lot of people don't remember. | ||
| We have to talk about it for people to get an understanding of what it was like. | ||
| Remember when they had that really good open mic that went all night? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I love that place. | ||
| The place was awesome. | ||
| And then that place across the street where you ate at, Bebas or whatever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That place was great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The thing about that place was that the dude who ran it was just too crazy. | ||
| He was too crazy. | ||
| It was just too much drugs, too much chaos, too much... | ||
| And then the other guy took over and tried to make it a little corporate. | ||
| And then it was like, well, this kind of existed the way it was before because a crazy person ran it. | ||
| In a lot of ways, like the store. | ||
| The store has figured out the sweet balance, though. | ||
| Letting crazy people run it, but also have a business mind and keeping it together. | ||
| But just saying, oh, this is an interesting business deal, but this is basically the best way to make it run. | ||
| Can't beat the story. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| It's the best. | ||
| But, you know, I remember I'd heard that Gene Garofalo had moved to Houston. | ||
| That might be fake news. | ||
| But I was in Boston, and I remember saying, like, what? | ||
| I'm like, who the fuck is in Houston? | ||
| And Kinnison was in Houston, and Bill Hicks was in Houston. | ||
| So Houston, at one point in time, was a hub, man. | ||
| Like, there were some beasts coming out of Houston, particularly Kinnison. | ||
| When Kinnison burst out of Houston, everybody was like, holy shit! | ||
| The best comic in the world came from Texas? | ||
| How the fuck? | ||
| Because for those two years that Kinison was on top, he was a fucking tornado, man. | ||
| He was just ripping houses out of the foundations and throwing them through the air. | ||
| And that was all from Texas. | ||
| So I'd heard a bunch of people had moved down there. | ||
| Because this is like, I want to say like late 80s. | ||
| Like late 80s, early 90s. | ||
| Kinison died, I think, in like 91 or 92 or something like that. | ||
| But Texas, Austin has a really good scene too. | ||
| Austin, Dallas, like all of Texas. | ||
| Always has. | ||
| Have you ever thought about moving to Texas? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I love it there. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| I fucking love it there. | ||
| If the shit hit the fan in California, yee-haw! | ||
| I'm gonna get a ranch! | ||
| Woo! | ||
| Live from the ranch. | ||
| The new JRE. Yeah, I'll have a fucking cowboy hat on and a snake tie. | ||
| Meat all day. | ||
| Barbecue meat. | ||
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I don't know how long you'll be able to keep up this carnivore diet. | |
| It seems to have subsided, but for a couple of days it was literally touch and go. | ||
| Like my dick would like tingle a little bit, my butthole would pucker up, and I'd go, uh-oh, you better keep that vault shut. | ||
| It would be like... | ||
| Try explaining to someone who's never taken a shit what it feels like if you know you have diarrhea, but you haven't experienced it. | ||
| You know that feeling? | ||
| Like, oh, this one's a problem. | ||
| You know that feeling? | ||
| Like, how sensitive is the inner wall of your butthole? | ||
| It's a ticking time bomb, because you know it's going to happen, too. | ||
| Right, but if you don't know you have diarrhea, you know there's those moments where you're like, oh, this is not good. | ||
| Where it came out of nowhere? | ||
| Well, you think you have it. | ||
| Like, you're like, I've got to get to a toilet immediately. | ||
| Like, there's an urgency to the feeling that you have. | ||
| Like, your butthole is like, hey! | ||
| And you're like, what's going on down there, guys? | ||
| And you know, like, I gotta get to a bathroom right now. | ||
| You don't even know why you know. | ||
| Like, if you had to describe to someone, tell me what it's like when you know you're about to have explosive diarrhea. | ||
| What's the feeling? | ||
| Pressure. | ||
| Yeah, pressure. | ||
| That's not good enough. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| That sounds like you're giving birth. | ||
| It sounds like you got a rock in your pocket. | ||
| It's more than pressure. | ||
| There's a heat. | ||
| You know the heat that you feel like sometimes when you got hot diarrhea? | ||
| Like the inside of your butthole heats up and you're like, whoa! | ||
| This is gonna be a problem! | ||
| I love it when it's a suicide bomber where you just sit down. | ||
| It's a great feeling and satisfaction that you actually made it to a toilet when that happens. | ||
| When you just fill up that bowl with water. | ||
| Yeah, I took a shit the third or fourth day of this diet that I took a picture of. | ||
| Because there was no solid to it. | ||
| It was black splatter. | ||
| Oh God, I hate when it's black. | ||
| But it was so dark. | ||
| It was like what I would imagine the devil shit would look like. | ||
| Send it to a doctor to just make sure you're good. | ||
| No, you guys are doctors, right? | ||
| No, you don't see it. | ||
| Well, I just want you to know. | ||
| I want you to know what kind of stuff I'm dealing with. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| No lease. | ||
| And I want to know what everybody thinks. | ||
| I need to know your opinion. | ||
| I mean, is this to be a concern or no? | ||
| Should I be concerned? | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| Oh, God, dude. | ||
| No, that looks like a mouse. | ||
| A computer mouse. | ||
| Take a look at that. | ||
| It's all fluid. | ||
| Black fluid. | ||
| Dark. | ||
| Dark. | ||
| Like a Corvette. | ||
| It's like the rabdo piss. | ||
| Bro. | ||
| Because when I Google shit problems or say if it's ever black or if it looks like sand or something like that, you should go to a doctor. | ||
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Both problems. | |
| The thing is, Sean Baker was telling me that, I don't know if this is true or not, I'll read you what he said, because I will definitely butcher this. | ||
| Bear in mind, he is an actual doctor. | ||
| He is a... | ||
| I mean, that's the blackest I've ever seen, and I thought I had black shit before. | ||
| It's not even shit, though. | ||
| It's like, it's liquid. | ||
| It's like oil. | ||
| Yeah, it's a disaster. | ||
| Speaking of the shipper, I showed some of my friends the Jew clam video the other day. | ||
| I never heard of it. | ||
| You should put that away. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| Hold on, let me find it. | ||
| Where did you send it to me? | ||
| Hold on a second, please. | ||
| My apologies. | ||
| Talk amongst yourselves for a moment. | ||
| Do you have a toto? | ||
| Or do you have a... | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| I would want to get what we have here, that brondle. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| 1000 heated seats. | ||
| Heated water. | ||
| Heated water. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's the best. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| The bidet. | ||
| The bidet we have here. | ||
| But the air is a little weird. | ||
| The air conditioner? | ||
| The air dryer? | ||
| Because it's blowing right up. | ||
| You know what's weird is that I didn't like it, but I've grown to like it. | ||
| It's smelling your ass. | ||
| It makes the whole room smell like your butthole. | ||
| It's kind of weird. | ||
| No. | ||
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What? | |
| The air dryer on the bidet. | ||
| It's just blowing your butthole in your face. | ||
| I didn't like it at first, but now it's alright. | ||
| I can't find this dude's message. | ||
| I know he sent it to me, but I can't find it. | ||
| Mine, it opens up the seat when you come in and everything like that, but sometimes my girlfriend, like, unplugs it to use the hair dryer. | ||
| Is there another level? | ||
| Joe, have you had a better bidet than the one we have here? | ||
| Like, is there a next level to it? | ||
| I mean, there might be. | ||
| I don't know of one, though. | ||
| The Toto's really good. | ||
| I recommend the Toto. | ||
| The one we have is pretty good. | ||
| I feel very guilty when I go through a whole water cycle up my butt though. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fuck, I'm a bad person. | ||
| You posted a video or a picture of it one time. | ||
| We were at that one hotel that had a hose next to it. | ||
| Double hose! | ||
| I still don't understand what the fuck you're supposed to do with that. | ||
| Apparently it has to do with some religions. | ||
| Some religions think you're not supposed to wipe your ass with anything, so you just blast that sucker. | ||
| This is what someone told me. | ||
| I think maybe a limo driver, so I might be making this up. | ||
| To shit butt naked, basically? | ||
| Yes! | ||
| That's what you're supposed to do. | ||
| Shit, shower, shave. | ||
| Come on, you fucking monster. | ||
| Let me find this dude's text message to me. | ||
| I told him I'm doing it, and then I told him I'm having some... | ||
| Rock-hard diarrhea. | ||
| Did you know that in photos on your iPhone, that you could search by, if you just type in car, it knows what cars are, and it would bring up photos? | ||
| I was trying to find this picture of a person's tooth. | ||
| And I just typed in tooth in photos and searched, and it found all these people's close-ups of their smiles and stuff. | ||
| I didn't know that you could search photos. | ||
| I found this message. | ||
| Here, hold on a second. | ||
| It says, for some reason, for some people, too many eggs can lead to diarrhea. | ||
| That was not the case of me. | ||
| I wasn't eating that many eggs. | ||
| Hardly any eggs. | ||
| Most of the time, it's just the colon adapting. | ||
| Whoops, I lost it there. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
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Shit. | |
| God damn it. | ||
| Search for colon adapting. | ||
| You'll get there. | ||
| I had it though. | ||
| 53 messages. | ||
| I don't know if that's true. | ||
| See, here's the thing about all this stuff is there's a lot of dispute. | ||
| Like a lot. | ||
| A lot of dispute. | ||
| What people think is and isn't true about nutrition and diet. | ||
| Like that is one of the more confusing things about talking to all these different people. | ||
| What is okay and what's not okay? | ||
| What's healthy and what's not healthy? | ||
| How much difference does it make biologically between people? | ||
| Like, healthy for you but not healthy for me? | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| Like, how does one find it? | ||
| It's a fucking long road to try to sort all this stuff out. | ||
| So when people start talking about, like, why something gives you diarrhea, I'm like, hmm, I don't know if that's true. | ||
| It says the colon's adapting to a relatively higher amount of liquid Leaving the small intestine than we're used to on a high fiber diet. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| We're going to find out. | ||
| Yeah, it seems to me. | ||
| I find it odd that you have diarrhea on a meat diet. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| Yeah, it's just weird. | ||
| But what he's saying, if your colon is used to high fiber, which captivates some of the liquid, and then it would cause that fiber to swell up, And then it comes out in the form of watery shit. | ||
| So instead, there's none of that. | ||
| It's just meat. | ||
| So you got the plop-plop, that's the meat, and then everything else is liquid. | ||
| Yikes! | ||
| Are you drinking more liquid too, do you think? | ||
| Because you're filling space? | ||
| I'm definitely drinking a good amount of liquid. | ||
| I'm being healthy about it. | ||
| We bought these body composition scales that you get on, but it said I should be 142 pounds, and then I'm 59 pounds of fat. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| So it's a piece of shit. | ||
| Yeah, those things are... | ||
| I talked to my doctor about it today. | ||
| He said they're not... | ||
| He said the real ones have a handle. | ||
| There's a handle on one side and then it goes across your body. | ||
| So it gets you from the floor up and it gets you across your body with these wires that you hold on to. | ||
| And it gets a better scan. | ||
| But the best scan is when you go into an immersion tank and then they find out what your body composition is. | ||
| There's more complicated machinery involved. | ||
| I know the UFC has some body composition scanner laid down on this thing. | ||
| That's a different level. | ||
| That's probably the one that works. | ||
| Because this... | ||
| I mean, I don't know. | ||
| Maybe the one that you step on works. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| But I'm skeptical of the one I got. | ||
| I'm not even going to say the name of it. | ||
| The one I ordered. | ||
| I ordered three different ones because I wanted to see if they were... | ||
| Because we're all talking about doing it. | ||
| Ari's going to do it. | ||
| We're going to do a podcast. | ||
| We're all going to do a weight loss podcast because we look so fat. | ||
| Except Ari. | ||
| He wants to lose body fat, and he has the bones of a baked chicken. | ||
| His bones just break, and he found out he has inadequate bone mass, and he's like, oh, okay, that's probably why everything breaks when I ski, because he's broken a bunch of shit skiing his arm, his legs, ankle. | ||
| So he's going to gain some mass and hopefully become more of a man. | ||
| I mean, that's the ultimate goal going into this one. | ||
| His ski video is pretty amazing, if that's him. | ||
| I think it's real. | ||
| He posted some video. | ||
| I don't know if it's real or a deep fake. | ||
| Yeah, if him's skiing. | ||
| Oh, he can ski. | ||
| Yeah, he can ski pretty good. | ||
| He's going on all the ramps. | ||
| Oh, dude, he's been skiing forever. | ||
| Ari's been skiing forever. | ||
| Yeah, he knows how to ski. | ||
| Pretty amazing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Bert's been doing push-ups, or kind of push-ups. | ||
| What does that kind of push-ups mean? | ||
| You either do or you don't. | ||
| Like Yoda over here. | ||
| There's no want. | ||
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Do or don't. | |
| Full extension. | ||
| Full extension push-ups? | ||
| Not really? | ||
| He's not? | ||
| Well, those don't count. | ||
| You get zero points, sir. | ||
| Get back down there. | ||
| It's a camera trick. | ||
| He's just bringing up a carpet. | ||
| So he's trying to lose weight, too. | ||
| Yeah, we're all going to try to look impressive at the end of February. | ||
| Is there a contest? | ||
| Are you figuring that out? | ||
| No, just doing it? | ||
| Just doing it's better. | ||
| The problem with contests is we all get crazy and we don't have time. | ||
| And the contest that's involved between Bert and Tom with just dance-off videos is getting pretty spectacular. | ||
| I know a few things. | ||
| I'm not telling nobody. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| But there's some shit in the works. | ||
| It's going down. | ||
| Are we going to see you returning to, like, a... | ||
| No. | ||
| I'm not dancing. | ||
| I love that dancing scene. | ||
| No. | ||
| No dancing. | ||
| You used a curtain and swung across the room or something. | ||
| No, that was Kevin James did. | ||
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Oh. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| That shit's hard on you, man. | ||
| It takes a lot of energy to learn how to dance in some stupid way that nobody gives a fuck about. | ||
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Ha, ha, ha, ha. | |
| Go big on TikTok and go crazy. | ||
| It's hard, man. | ||
| I'll tell you that. | ||
| I have a lot of respect for dancers. | ||
| It's fucking hard to do. | ||
| Very hard to do. | ||
| I mean, just the physical motion required to move your body like that, it's difficult. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| I don't like when people try to shame you into doing their thing either. | ||
| I don't like that. | ||
| Are you too scared? | ||
| Scared to do a dance-off? | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Alright, fuck you. | ||
| I'm not scared to do it. | ||
| No one's scared to do a dance-off, man. | ||
| It doesn't matter if you dance better, okay? | ||
| It's like, out of all the things, it's one of... | ||
| This is not 1970, and this isn't Saturday Night Fever, okay? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's not a valuable commodity. | ||
| I know you wish it was. | ||
| I know you wish it was. | ||
| I know you wish in this day and age that being a great dancer was a valuable commodity. | ||
| But you know how I know it's not? | ||
| Because there's no rich, professional, male dancers that are famous. | ||
| Name one. | ||
| The last one we have was Baryshnikov. | ||
| After that, that's it. | ||
| There's no more... | ||
| It's not like... | ||
| Well, think about all the famous chefs we have. | ||
| Gordon Ramsay and Anthony Bourdain and the famous celebrity wealthy chefs are a dime a dozen. | ||
| There's a lot of them today. | ||
| Guy Fieri. | ||
| You can keep going. | ||
| Wolfgang Puck. | ||
| You can keep going, right? | ||
| Name one. | ||
| Baller dancer. | ||
| Just dancer, though. | ||
| Just dancer. | ||
| Michael Jackson. | ||
| There's people that are good at it. | ||
| No, he's Michael Jackson. | ||
| And he's dead. | ||
| Name one right now. | ||
| Save you on Glover. | ||
| Who the fuck is that? | ||
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Who the hell? | |
| It's tap dancing. | ||
| Listen, bro. | ||
| Keep it. | ||
| No disrespect to Mr. Glover. | ||
| No disrespect to anybody who bowls professionally. | ||
| Yeah, it's tough. | ||
| This lick. | ||
| You can't. | ||
| Nobody gives a fuck. | ||
| So if you try to pretend that it's a big deal, like it's not a big deal. | ||
| That's why you can't make a living doing it. | ||
| I guess you can make a living dancing. | ||
| You certainly can make a living. | ||
| And if that's not the only reason, of course I'm joking, it's not the only reason to be a very good dancer. | ||
| You should dance for love. | ||
| Dance for the love of your craft. | ||
| But if you try to shame someone, and they're not having a dance-off, they're gonna go, hey, that doesn't mean anything. | ||
| There's a lot of other interesting things you could do with your body. | ||
| You know? | ||
| You can get good at a lot of different movements. | ||
| I don't have to do a fucking hip-hop dance-off with you. | ||
| How about no? | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| I want you to listen to some music you don't even like. | ||
| And I want you to move in a way that's going to embarrass the fuck out of you five years from now. | ||
| So, go ahead. | ||
| Especially what Bert did, or what Tom did to Bert. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| That was... | ||
| Kind of taking it too far. | ||
| It took it even further. | ||
| Because then he released a behind-the-scenes video as a real reaction to Burt's video. | ||
| And they're not much better than the reactions that were in the fucking video where it was acted out. | ||
| The real reactions hurt more. | ||
| Because they're looking at him like, they're like, what the fuck? | ||
| Oh, oh, what the fuck is he doing? | ||
| That was real. | ||
| That was a real reaction. | ||
| Why is everyone trying to hurt Burt? | ||
| Because he's a really nice guy. | ||
| I'm not trying to hurt him. | ||
| I'm not like these fucks. | ||
| Ari's out there drugging him and Tom's pretending to stab him. | ||
| I'm just trying to get the guy to be healthy. | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| Joey Diaz dosed his dad. | ||
| I mean, everybody is. | ||
| Everybody's in on it. | ||
| It's not cool. | ||
| It's not cool. | ||
| He didn't deserve it. | ||
| Right? | ||
| No! | ||
| I don't think you deserve it. | ||
| I don't think he asked for it. | ||
| But it seems like that's part of the Burt Kreischer experience. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Part of the Burt Kreischer experience is like people step over. | ||
| They line step on him. | ||
| Don't you think? | ||
| A lot of people line step on Burt. | ||
| He gets very mad at it too. | ||
| Secretly mad. | ||
| Well, yeah, people just taking their shirt off with them. | ||
| Well, not just that. | ||
| I mean, just what Ari did and what Tom did. | ||
| Those are two line steps. | ||
| Big time line steps. | ||
| Ari first took all his albums and I think he thought he broke them, remember? | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| And they threatened him on... | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Or Burt took him and then threatened him on Twitter. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| I forgot about that part. | ||
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Big suspension. | |
| So Burt took the albums and then Ari threatened Burt. | ||
| Because he wouldn't give them back. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Said he was going to kill him and then Twitter suspended him. | ||
| They had banned them, and we had to show them somehow that it was a joke. | ||
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I think management got involved. | |
| I remember there was a lot of people involved making emails and calls to Twitter trying to explain. | ||
| These are best friends. | ||
| They're comedians. | ||
| But when you think about just having one of your best friends make a video of you, like a deep fake, getting stabbed, like Tom did, I was like, yo, what? | ||
| And it was realistic. | ||
| No, it was really rough. | ||
| Tom's all about the internet. | ||
| He knows what works. | ||
| He tricked him into giving him all the footage. | ||
| Giving him all the expressions. | ||
| Making all the facial expressions. | ||
| It's so ridiculous. | ||
| Yeah, I asked Bert about it, and he was like, you know how fucked up, like, my daughter saw that. | ||
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Oh, that's fucked up. | |
| Can you imagine seeing your dad being stabbed like that? | ||
| That should shame him into losing weight, so it doesn't look like that. | ||
| It doesn't look like that anymore. | ||
| Dude, I looked at myself when my gut was hanging out, my love handles are hanging out. | ||
| That's as heavy as I've ever been, and that's one of the reasons why I decided to do this carnivore thing. | ||
| Just try it. | ||
| Like, I'm 205 pounds. | ||
| I'm supposed to be, like, 190. I was like a legit 15 pounds overweight. | ||
| I'm like, okay, let me just lose this weight. | ||
| So now I'm down to like... | ||
| I think this morning I was 197 or something like that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Ew. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Not good, right? | ||
| So I've lost eight pounds in just two weeks. | ||
| I don't know how much of that's real, though. | ||
| How much of that's water? | ||
| How much is that real? | ||
| How much is real? | ||
| How much can you actually lose? | ||
| How much is real loss and how much of it is stuff that is going to change instantaneously the moment I change the way I'm eating? | ||
| Is it from carrying around water? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| I think most diets I notice that you can get up to 7 pounds, 8 pounds off almost immediately just by changing your diet. | ||
| And a lot of, like sodium, I'm just joking, but that's actually a huge thing. | ||
| A lot of people eat noodles and ramen. | ||
| That's like your daily, how much sodium you're supposed to have in one half bowl. | ||
| So you're just retaining a lot of water. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| A lot of people drink Gatorade a lot and stuff like that because they're hungover. | ||
| They get a bunch of sodium that way. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Is there a healthy form of Gatorade? | ||
| See, someone told me that the thing that makes Gatorade really bad when you don't exercise makes it good if you do exercise. | ||
| Someone's explaining that Gatorade, like, if you just want to drink Gatorade all day, it's kind of like, almost like sugar. | ||
| Like, you're just drinking sugar. | ||
| You're just drinking a soda. | ||
| But, if you rigorously exercise, Gatorade's not a bad thing to have after you rigorously exercise. | ||
| Like, this is doctor. | ||
| Who has a sort of famous workout webpage and videos and he's very, very intelligent. | ||
| Jim Stopani is his name. | ||
| And he actually advocates people eating candy after they work out. | ||
| And just to immediately replenish the muscle glycogen levels. | ||
| And you can do that. | ||
| It's one time, even when you're cutting a lot of weight, when you have a brutal exercise, you actually can take in simple sugar very easily. | ||
| And it just helps your muscles sort of recover from a workout. | ||
| So that's when Gatorade is actually good. | ||
| So the thing that makes kids fat because they don't do anything and they just drink Gatorade and it fucks them up because it's so much sugar, that's actually good for you if you just ran a marathon. | ||
| Or good for you if you're playing rugby. | ||
| I wonder if the G2s and the Powerade 0s, how bad they are for you. | ||
| Probably the same shit. | ||
| Zero calories. | ||
| Well, the zero calories is probably a problem. | ||
| Those are not good for you. | ||
| They probably replenish the electrolytes, right? | ||
| Electrolytes don't have calories. | ||
| But it's not just the electrolytes. | ||
| It's actually getting some sugar into your muscles. | ||
| That Jim Stepani guy, did you find him? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I'm looking up a thing about eating gummy bears after you work out and for carbs. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Jim Stepani's interesting too because he's fucking fully tattooed up, including his head. | ||
| All of his head. | ||
| But he's a very smart guy. | ||
| Like, you look at him and you go, I bet that guy's got his cock tattooed. | ||
| Not that I think about your cock, sir. | ||
| He's got him everywhere. | ||
| And he's super jacked. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| See, that's what he used to look like. | ||
| Yeah, super jacked. | ||
| But now, everything's covered. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That's his neck and everything. | ||
| His hands. | ||
| He's fucking jacked. | ||
| That's too much, though. | ||
| He just looks black. | ||
| Shut up. | ||
| He's perfect. | ||
| You leave my boyfriend alone. | ||
| All kidding aside, I go to his Instagram page all the time. | ||
| It's very informational. | ||
| Very interesting videos, too, that he has on YouTube. | ||
| He's clearly a very, very bright guy and is also super jacked. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| So you see his neck. | ||
| It goes all the way up to his chin, right? | ||
| But it's also like the back of his head and everything, too. | ||
| Super jacked. | ||
| That's craziness. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There he is. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Enough of my boy crush. | ||
| So what else? | ||
| It's already three o'clock, man. | ||
| So listen, you and I, we're talking, we should commit to doing these more often. | ||
| Yeah, let's do it. | ||
| They're always fun. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Especially, like, I'm more looking forward to, like, silly ones nowadays, because everything's so goddamn, even when we're talking about things, like, if we're talking about something seriously, at least we could fuck off while we're talking about something serious. | ||
| Like, Yeah, and I always get messages, especially after that 10-year video you guys posted. | ||
| People miss, like, I think us just talking about the internet and fucking around like this. | ||
| Yeah, that's what we were saying, like, an internet show. | ||
| A show where we just talk about, like, what's going on on the internet this month? | ||
| What's happening right now? | ||
| Because there's so much... | ||
| You'll never run out of disasters to cover. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You'll never. | ||
| All right. | ||
| You're going to be in Houston. | ||
| Is it sold out? | ||
| I think everything's sold out. | ||
| Sorry, bitches. | ||
| Calgary soon. | ||
| Check out DeathSquad.tv. | ||
| Is Calgary sold out as well? | ||
| I think that's just for last or something. | ||
| Maybe it might be sold out. | ||
| Oh, you know what people should check out? | ||
| I'm doing Holtzman's new podcast. | ||
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Oh, he has a podcast now? | |
| If you like Brian Holtzman, we'll have him on now. | ||
| Where's his podcast? | ||
| At my studio, DeathSquad.tv. | ||
| Oh, he's doing it at your place. | ||
| At my studio, and I'm also doing Dave Lucas and William Montgomery, the regulars from Kill Tony. | ||
| We're doing their podcast also, and tomorrow, or Wednesday, we have Duncan Trussell as the guest. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| DeathSquad.tv for all your DeathSquad needs. | ||
| YoungJamie.com, is that what you are? | ||
| Sure, yeah. | ||
| YoungJamie.com. | ||
| Get yourself a look into it, or a looked into it t-shirt. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Still feel available. | ||
| Round Earth Shill t-shirts also available there. |
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