Sept. 7, 2019 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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| Is it actually happening? | ||
| Alright ladies and gentlemen, Fight Companion has started, Brian Cowens in route, Brandon Schaub's in the house, Eddie motherfucking Bravo with the new haircut. | ||
| I like it, dude. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| You're going straight up Tong Po. | ||
| You should grow a ponytail on the back of that motherfucker. | ||
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Maybe, maybe. | |
| Alright, if you've never listened to this before, this is a podcast where we watch the fights and we talk shit. | ||
| We're day drinking. | ||
| It's 11.15am. | ||
| Eddie Bravo hasn't cracked open one yet. | ||
| Here he goes. | ||
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I'm scared. | |
| Come on, Eddie. | ||
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I'm scared. | |
| Especially post-Epstein. | ||
| There's a lot of conspiracy theories. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Hey! | ||
| He hung himself. | ||
| What's the big deal? | ||
| That's what I've been telling everybody. | ||
| Marabek Tysimov's a fucking beast, and he's about to fight Diego Ferreira, and that is an excellent fight. | ||
| Great fight. | ||
| If you've never heard these before, we talk shit while the fights are going on. | ||
| We kind of commentate on the fights, but not really. | ||
| Let's be honest. | ||
| Depends. | ||
| Most of it's not. | ||
| This is a very good fight. | ||
| Marabek Tysimov is a fucking killer. | ||
| Diego Ferreira is a very good fighter, too. | ||
| So this is a good fight. | ||
| And they're in Abu Dhabi. | ||
| So, you know, when you think about a guy like Tysimov, who's Muslim, you got to think there's a lot of pride, him fighting there, but maybe a little bit of extra pressure. | ||
| Home field advantage, right? | ||
| I don't know about home field advantage, man, because sometimes guys don't fight well when they're fighting in front of everyone that they love and care for. | ||
| Too much pressure and there's a lot more to worry about. | ||
| Did you hear, I forget what journalist's cage side, but I guess around the cage and the mat, it's hot as fuck. | ||
| Oh, it's hot, dude. | ||
| No, but they're saying it's like unheard of hot around there. | ||
| So as the rounds get going, I think it could affect some of the fights. | ||
| Most people in most teams do play better with home field advantage. | ||
| It's kind of like, yeah, it's like you have no choice. | ||
| You can't crumble under the pressure. | ||
| It's like there's too many of your loved ones watching. | ||
| You have no choice. | ||
| Yeah, but some people just fold, man. | ||
| Tysomoff's looking good, though. | ||
| Just landed a good leg kick and a good one-two. | ||
| He's a solid fighter, man, but he's one of those guys that's had a hard time. | ||
| I think he's had a hard time getting into the U.S. I think he was denied visas or something like that. | ||
| I would imagine a lot of these guys on this card did. | ||
| Like Khabib's dad can't get in, but he's in his corner for this fight. | ||
| Isn't that crazy? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What do they think he's going to do? | ||
| The problem is he's got a tie to that guy from Chechnya. | ||
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Tough. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, Diego Ferreira just cracked him. | ||
| Tosimov has the same barber as Brian Callen. | ||
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Ha ha ha. | |
| The fight's on this TV too, so I don't have to careen. | ||
| It's on Apple TV, I can't. | ||
| We're live, but I don't know where we're live. | ||
| You don't know where we're live? | ||
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I'm looking right now. | |
| It says there's people watching, but I can't find it. | ||
| What? | ||
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I'm looking. | |
| Are you watching it? | ||
| Can you see it? | ||
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I can see it on my thing. | |
| We're having a little bit of an issue with YouTube, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| When you get it to me, do me a favor, give me a link. | ||
| Just tweet it or something, and I'll retweet it. | ||
| Something, something, something. | ||
| When I was over there, when Anderson Silva fought Damian Maia, it was hot as fuck, and it was outdoors. | ||
| You were there, that's right. | ||
| You went to that? | ||
| That was fun. | ||
| Bad idea, outside. | ||
| We worked for the UFC, we had no choice. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And you had to go to, did you have to go to all of them back then? | ||
| No, we were excited about it, though. | ||
| We were like, damn, this is going to be awesome. | ||
| We were pumped. | ||
| But bro, there were bugs the size of dogs flying around. | ||
| Oh, hell no. | ||
| Like, bugs I never saw before. | ||
| Like, I didn't even know existed. | ||
| I heard it's cool out there, though. | ||
| I heard it's great. | ||
| Well, Dubai is gorgeous, and there's so much money. | ||
| Henzo said it's like Las Vegas on steroids. | ||
| He's hurt. | ||
| He's hurt. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| Ferreira's hurt. | ||
| Oh, really hurt. | ||
| He's really hurt. | ||
| He's a smart dude, though. | ||
| He's gonna stay away. | ||
| Look, he's popping out just to make sure that he knows it's okay. | ||
| That he's still... | ||
| Still a dangerous fighter, but he's in real bad space right now. | ||
| What is this, 45 or 55? | ||
| 55, I believe. | ||
| I might be wrong. | ||
| Jamie will find out for us. | ||
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I think Tyson Moss is 55. 55 for sure. | |
| Lightweight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, 55. Diego, though, has Diego fought at 45 before? | ||
| Maybe I'm wrong. | ||
| It's hard to tell, man. | ||
| There's so many fighters in the UFC now. | ||
| It's so difficult to keep tracks on all of them. | ||
| Oh, dude, how about Nate Masvidal? | ||
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Woo! | |
| Secure the bag. | ||
| It's happening. | ||
| Was it November 2nd? | ||
| Meta Square Garden? | ||
| Yes, November 2nd. | ||
| And they're still working on Colby and Usman, but... | ||
| They're not, though. | ||
| They don't want to pay... | ||
| Well, they are. | ||
| Trust me. | ||
| Well, yeah, you would know. | ||
| But they don't want to pay Colby what Colby wants. | ||
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Oh! | |
| We cracked him again. | ||
| But Dana said that that will be the main event. | ||
| They don't want to put a title fight above that. | ||
| So then there's no way you'd make Kobe. | ||
| So Masvidal and Nate Diaz is the main event? | ||
| I'm almost positive, Jamie. | ||
| It's five rounds. | ||
| And Dana said he doesn't want to put a title fight above that. | ||
| Well, if that's the case, they're going to... | ||
| I figured it out. | ||
| We are live? | ||
| They changed the fucking way it works now. | ||
| Okay, so is it JoeRogan.live? | ||
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Let me make sure. | |
| Okay. | ||
| And Dana's making a belt just for that, like the People's Champ belt. | ||
| Oh, no, he's not. | ||
| Well, Nate says it's the baddest motherfucker in the game belt. | ||
| Yeah, that's what he's making. | ||
| You can't say that. | ||
| Are you going to say that on TV? I don't know. | ||
| ESPN can't say baddest motherfucker in the game. | ||
| Maybe it's just like the hardcore's belt, you know? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's the fight. | ||
| I'm so happy they made that fight. | ||
| I didn't think it was going to happen. | ||
| Dude, I got... | ||
| I didn't think it was going to happen. | ||
| When I saw it on my Instagram feed this morning, I threw my arms up in the air like somebody got knocked out. | ||
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I was like, yeah! | |
| When I saw you at the improv, I was like, I don't think it's going to happen. | ||
| I feel like Nate needs too much money. | ||
| It's just too much moving pieces. | ||
| No, man, it's worth money. | ||
| It's worth money. | ||
| Well, you know, Dana said something. | ||
| You know, I had said that I think that Nate Diaz is one of the biggest superstars in the game, right up there with everybody. | ||
| Easy. | ||
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Top five. | |
| Yes. | ||
| And then Nate and I guess there were some negotiations or something because Dana refuted. | ||
| He goes, well, I don't think that Nate Diaz is in our long-term plans. | ||
| And Nate fights once every three years. | ||
| And I'm like... | ||
| Don't say that! | ||
| That could be him playing the game, though. | ||
| Yes, it was. | ||
| Trying to lure Nate out. | ||
| Like, come on, Nate. | ||
| And also, let him know that, look, we got other plans. | ||
| There's other shit we're doing. | ||
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I just retweeted it. | |
| Oh, you did? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| What is the link? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Is it the powerful JRE page? | ||
| Yeah, it's on there, but it's not that link we have for no reason. | ||
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Oh, great. | |
| All right, hold on a second. | ||
| Young Jamie... | ||
| I'm just excited, but I want Usman... | ||
| Versus Colby. | ||
| That's the fight to make. | ||
| Oh, 100%. | ||
| That card's stacked, though. | ||
| Even without Usman and Colby. | ||
| I hope they work that out, because I don't want to see that. | ||
| But Masvidal, Nate, I'll just buy that fight. | ||
| Those two guys, not only are they two of the baddest motherfuckers ever, but they're funny as fuck, dude. | ||
| They're both great. | ||
| They're funny as fuck, dude. | ||
| Super necessary. | ||
| Yeah, all that shit. | ||
| Three piece and a soda. | ||
| I named a move, a transition three piece and a soda. | ||
| That's brilliant. | ||
| After him. | ||
| He came down to HQ and I showed it to him too. | ||
| He says, I gotta learn this. | ||
| I gotta know it. | ||
| Yeah, he's gotta know it. | ||
| Three piece with the soda. | ||
| That guy is so good. | ||
| He's so good and he's so clever. | ||
| That's one of the best things to say about Masvidal. | ||
| And the thing is, people don't necessarily associate him with knockout power for some reason. | ||
| But yet, the guy knocked out Eve Edwards with a head kick. | ||
| He knocked out Darren Till, Cowboy Cerrone. | ||
| He knocked out Ben Askren and put him in another dimension with a flying knee. | ||
| World record fastest knockout. | ||
| I mean, it's weird that people don't associate Masvidal with a knockout artist. | ||
| Because he doesn't have... | ||
| He doesn't necessarily have the most power, but he's so good. | ||
| It's so accurate. | ||
| The way he set up that knee... | ||
| Is this the card? | ||
| Kelvin vs. | ||
| Darren Till is interesting. | ||
| Derek Lewis vs. | ||
| Belagny Ivanov. | ||
| Johnny Walker, Corey Anderson. | ||
| Blagoy. | ||
| I forget how to say that guy's name. | ||
| Blagoy Ivanov. | ||
| Ivanov. | ||
| I think it's Ivanov. | ||
| He's a scary dude. | ||
| He is. | ||
| He looks so scary he got stabbed. | ||
| Yeah, in the heart, bro. | ||
| He got stabbed in the heart. | ||
| Corey Anderson, Johnny Walker's a good fight, but dude, Johnny Walker's shoulder's still fucked up. | ||
| I sent you that video of him working out. | ||
| The mobility's not great. | ||
| Well, he's also throwing punches with only one arm. | ||
| He's not in the videos of him working out. | ||
| And then there's other videos of him going through strength and conditioning. | ||
| And you see what he's doing with his left arm. | ||
| And I'm like, Jesus Christ, he's not lifting any weight with his left arm. | ||
| Hopefully he's alright. | ||
| How about freaking Kelvin versus Till? | ||
| Ooh, that's a good fight. | ||
| Till was like, nah, man. | ||
| Let me just go after these fucking monsters. | ||
| Well, he legitimately is a middleweight. | ||
| I mean, that guy was killing himself making 170. I agree, but coming off the two losses that he suffered, obviously he had some issues. | ||
| He was wilding out a little bit in Liverpool and wherever, Bali or wherever. | ||
| He ruined that hotel. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| So he's going through something, and then they just give him freaking... | ||
| Well, I think he asked for Kelvin. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| God. | ||
| I'm a fan. | ||
| I'm a fan, too. | ||
| He's fucking crazy. | ||
| I'm a fan of both those guys. | ||
| Oh, Kelvin's so good. | ||
| I think Kim versus Stylebender was my favorite middleweight fight of all time. | ||
| Fehera just rocked Tysimov, bro. | ||
| Tysimov's in a little bit of trouble right here. | ||
| Fehera's solid, man. | ||
| He's solid. | ||
| Ooh! | ||
| Oh, Tysimov might be in trouble. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| He's winging shots at his face, too. | ||
| That right hand just barely missed. | ||
| Some guy got starched on the prelims. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| Dude, Tysimov is in a little trouble here right now. | ||
| He's huffing and puffing, too. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Flat-footed, huffing and puffing. | ||
| They said it's 99 degrees in there right now. | ||
| That is so ridiculous. | ||
| Now, is this at an outdoor arena? | ||
| No. | ||
| I thought they built it for this. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Are they saving money on AC? It's the first one, yeah. | ||
| This is the first event in the arena? | ||
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I believe so. | |
| The AC broke, someone's going to get hanged. | ||
| Yeah, someone's dying. | ||
| That oil money, they don't fuck around. | ||
| They're not fucking around. | ||
| Oh my god, is it really 99 degrees in there? | ||
| I saw a thing that said 99. Dude, that is so bad. | ||
| To fight at 99 degrees, you've got to be acclimated to that shit. | ||
| And even then, you're still going to have a performance hit. | ||
| You're going to definitely have a performance hit. | ||
| Probably similar to fighting at very high altitude, like Mexico City type deal. | ||
| They don't look that sweaty, though, do they? | ||
| Well, it's hard to tell. | ||
| You know, I mean, we're not there. | ||
| They look sweaty as fuck. | ||
| Sweaty as fuck, you think? | ||
| Sweating. | ||
| But, I mean, they just fought two rounds. | ||
| They're in the second round. | ||
| Ooh, there's a big mouse under the left eye of Ferreira. | ||
| God, we haven't done one of these in a long time. | ||
| It's been a hot second. | ||
| What was the last one we did? | ||
| I can't even tell you. | ||
| It's been months. | ||
| Callan is in his gym shorts right now filming his television show, but he's on the way. | ||
| You think it'd be possible to do a team MMA, like Americans versus Brazilians versus Russian? | ||
| You mean an IFO, bro? | ||
| But for countries, like you take... | ||
| Olympics. | ||
| Like the Olympics, but you do it in the UFC. You take the best guy at 35, best guy at 45, like the ultimate... | ||
| Russians about to run the table. | ||
| Yeah, who'd win that? | ||
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Who'd win that? | |
| Light heavyweight. | ||
| You put all, everybody. | ||
| Khabib, everybody. | ||
| All the best. | ||
| Russians are taking over everything. | ||
| Look at what they're doing in boxing. | ||
| It's Russians and black guys. | ||
| Russian and black guys are owning the fight world. | ||
| Well, Russians, like the whole light heavyweight division. | ||
| I had Andre Ward on the other day. | ||
| He's brilliant. | ||
| He is. | ||
| Every champion, all these contenders, like 78% of them are Russian. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| There's so many killer Russians. | ||
| When we think about the champs now, I mean, it's either... | ||
| Well, shit, it's either Russian or black, right? | ||
| Except for Stipe. | ||
| And the winning team gets a billion dollars. | ||
| I dig it. | ||
| Dude, Fejero just cracked him again. | ||
| Tysimov's in trouble, man. | ||
| He's bleeding, too. | ||
| He's bleeding out of his nose. | ||
| Caught the UFC Olympics. | ||
| That would be pretty badass, dude. | ||
| So you got Cejudo at what? | ||
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The heat index is 123. But Cejudo wasn't born in Mexico. | |
| What did you say, Jimmy? | ||
| The heat index is 123 in there. | ||
| Dominic Cruz was just quoted as saying, I'm cooking like a biscuit in here. | ||
| The heat index is 123, so it feels like 123 degrees. | ||
| That's not going to be good for performance. | ||
| Bro, that's ridiculous. | ||
| Imagine a third, fourth round for Khabib and Dustin. | ||
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Ooh! | |
| Dude, that's ridiculous. | ||
| Nice kick. | ||
| I feel like, hey, advantage? | ||
| Look at this kick. | ||
| No. | ||
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Really? | |
| Training in Florida? | ||
| Hot as fuck? | ||
| Well, they're in an air-conditioned environment. | ||
| They don't train outside. | ||
| I mean, he's not training. | ||
| That gym in New Orleans had no AC. Right? | ||
| Maybe Advantage Poirier. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I mean, I wouldn't bank on it, though. | ||
| I think everyone's going to be compromised. | ||
| The fact that it's that hot, I'm going to text Dominic. | ||
| See how hot it is? | ||
| Just because I can. | ||
| See what's going on. | ||
| How do they know that that shit happened? | ||
| Well, you got Joshua versus Ruiz in Saudi Arabia, and they're building just a fucking arena for it. | ||
| Just for that one fight. | ||
| They built this arena just for this fight? | ||
| No, for Joshua Ruiz in December. | ||
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Oh, sorry. | |
| I'm just in the middle of texting. | ||
| I think this is only the second event in this one, though, maybe. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| Poor Poirier. | ||
| Finally, the title shot. | ||
| Here you go. | ||
| Win this one, though. | ||
| We're coming back to New Orleans, I'd imagine. | ||
| Alright, I just sent him a text. | ||
| He might respond in between rounds if he has the time. | ||
| I love Dominic Cruz. | ||
| Shout-out to Dominic Cruz. | ||
| Right hand to the back of the head. | ||
| Ferreira looks better. | ||
| And you gotta think, Ferreira is training in Brazil, right? | ||
| Is he in Brazil right now training? | ||
| And he's from Brazil, I know. | ||
| Toasty. | ||
| But Brazil obviously gets very hot. | ||
| And a lot of gyms in Brazil are open-air gyms. | ||
| But he looks, to me, better. | ||
| Like, physically, the way he's moving. | ||
| And Tysimov looks like he's just trying to get his win back. | ||
| And he had a really good first round, so he might have emptied out a little bit in that first round. | ||
| Dude, I like Fehera here. | ||
| If I was walking in right now and somebody wanted to bet cash, I'd say, Fehera's looking good. | ||
| All day. | ||
| He's looking real good, man. | ||
| Look at that, man. | ||
| He's fighting at a real good pace. | ||
| Oh, don't do that. | ||
| Don't do that. | ||
| Don't do that. | ||
| Ooh, elbow. | ||
| Ooh, right hand. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| You know what I've been watching a lot lately on YouTube? | ||
| I've been watching Lethway. | ||
| You know what that is? | ||
| No. | ||
| That's that Muay Thai with no gloves and headbutts. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| There's this guy, David Ledoux. | ||
| He's like the king of Lethway, and he's friends with Robin Black. | ||
| Like, Robin Black's done breakdowns of his stuff, and Robin has done some commentary for Lethway. | ||
| Wild shit to watch, man. | ||
| Where do they do them at? | ||
| Not here. | ||
| I don't know where he lives. | ||
| You watch that bare-knuckle boxing? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It changed my opinion of whether or not MMA should be bare-knuckle. | ||
| There you go, fellas. | ||
| I knew you'd come around. | ||
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Cuts. | |
| I knew you'd come around. | ||
| The cuts are too much. | ||
| Chris Lieben's whole face is like an axe murder. | ||
| It's terrible. | ||
| Like you get hit in the head with a hatchet. | ||
| You see it's Bigfoot vs. | ||
| Gonzaga? | ||
| Yeah, I don't like that. | ||
| I don't like that. | ||
| It makes me sad. | ||
| That's Bigfoot on the acai. | ||
| It seems like... | ||
| You know what I'm talking about. | ||
| It seems like that Bare Knuckle... | ||
| What's the name of the show? | ||
| The event? | ||
| Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship. | ||
| BKFC or something? | ||
| It just seems like it's blowing up, right? | ||
| It is blowing up. | ||
| I mean, people are... | ||
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Is it, though? | |
| Well, probably Malinagi fighting Artem Lobov got people excited about it. | ||
| Do you see the numbers, though? | ||
| What kind of money... | ||
| Blowing up's all relative. | ||
| What's the numbers? | ||
| Bring that shit up, Jamie. | ||
| It's not great. | ||
| He said over 200-something thousand, but it came out, it was like 11,000 or something. | ||
| No, really? | ||
| It wasn't crazy. | ||
| With the pay-per-view numbers? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dude, Diego Fajero is putting it on Tysimov. | ||
| Marabek Tysimov's in real trouble right now. | ||
| He just got hit with a big right hand, and he's not offering any offense right now. | ||
| He's just trying to gather his shit and just moving away. | ||
| Even when he's throwing punches, it's like they're not dangerous. | ||
| Forever reminds me of Tony Ferguson here. | ||
| Just stalking him down. | ||
| Tony Ferguson has changed the game. | ||
| In terms of a guy who has the ability to put it on you and doesn't get tired, he is at the top of the fucking list. | ||
| I've never seen anybody like him. | ||
| You know what he's going to do? | ||
| The next project is he's going to open up a 10th planet in Big Bear. | ||
| He wants to live in Big Bear. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| He's going to go balls deep. | ||
| It's got to have some impact. | ||
| It says just 18,000 people downloaded it. | ||
| They said 200,000, but then... | ||
| How do they know, though? | ||
| There's ways to count that shit. | ||
| Dave Meltzer's reporting. | ||
| Meltzer's a pretty solid source. | ||
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Yeah, he's legit. | |
| Oh, we tagged him again! | ||
| Legit journalist. | ||
| 18,000. | ||
| That's not a lot. | ||
| 18,000, I would say, I was disappointed. | ||
| That Logan Paul KSI 2 that's going to be on DAZN will get fucking 7 million or some shit like that. | ||
| Billy Joe Saunders is on the undercard of that, which is so ridiculous. | ||
| What? | ||
| Billy Joe Saunders is fighting on the undercard of Logan Paul KSI? Who's one of the top 20 fighters on the planet Earth. | ||
| Is this kickboxing? | ||
| No, boxing. | ||
| It's two YouTubers who fought before. | ||
| Wow, well now it's a different game, isn't it? | ||
| I was on board when they were just fighting each other. | ||
| Billy Joe Saunders is a fucking... | ||
| He's an artist. | ||
| Heavyweight? | ||
| No, Billy Joe is a middleweight, right? | ||
| Yeah, I'd love to see him against Canelo. | ||
| I think you'd give Canelo some fritz. | ||
| He's one of my favorites. | ||
| He gives everybody some problems. | ||
| He's Tyson Fury's best friend. | ||
| He's hilarious. | ||
| They pull up and match in Ferraris all the time. | ||
| They're great. | ||
| He fights like them, too, in a lot of ways. | ||
| Very mobile. | ||
| He's a badass, man. | ||
| Very mobile. | ||
| Wow! | ||
| But it's embarrassing. | ||
| That's embarrassing. | ||
| Oh, another head kick. | ||
| Bro. | ||
| And Tysimov is not offering anything dangerous in return. | ||
| I think he's severely compromised right now. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Cracked again. | ||
| Who are the judges? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| Adelaide? | ||
| Adelaide Bird. | ||
| Cecil Peoples. | ||
| Who else? | ||
| Uh... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Who do you get excited about? | ||
| Who's the judge? | ||
| Adelaide Burt, because I know it's going to be chaos. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Doug Crosby. | ||
| Like, for real, who is... | ||
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| That's the end of the fight. | ||
| There's no way you give it to him. | ||
| There's no way. | ||
| This is another country. | ||
| You don't know what the fuck's going to happen. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
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You don't know. | |
| Listen, they can't... | ||
| There would be an embarrassment for them if they gave that to Tysimov. | ||
| They don't give a fuck. | ||
| Tysimov's face got beat up. | ||
| See, this is early in the fight. | ||
| Tysimov cracked him. | ||
| Why are they showing just his highlights? | ||
| Hey, that could sway judges. | ||
| Why are they showing just his highlights? | ||
| This is the end of the fight. | ||
| This is the end of the fight. | ||
| This is the first round. | ||
| You see Tysimov coming on strong. | ||
| Dude, they're just showing... | ||
| Okay, they showed that. | ||
| That was nice. | ||
| No, but then as the fight wears on, then you see Diego come on strong. | ||
| Listen, I work in the fucking production. | ||
| They show the first round and then the second. | ||
| Yeah, the first round was all Tysimov. | ||
| But then the second and third, see? | ||
| Now they're showing Fejero putting it on. | ||
| Might be a draw. | ||
| We'll pick him 10-8 that first run. | ||
| Dude, look at this. | ||
| Crack. | ||
| It's...Fajero's a beast, man. | ||
| Look at the numbers, though. | ||
| Come on, son. | ||
| Even round one. | ||
| The numbers are crazy. | ||
| Well, the thing is, like, Tysimov hit him with big shots in round one. | ||
| That's terrible for Tysimov, because Tysimov has not fought in the UFC in quite a while. | ||
| And for him to come back to the UFC... Hey, Jamie, on the other screen, can you pull up Diego Fajero's record? | ||
| He's a fucking good fighter, man. | ||
| He's a good fighter, but again, the endurance thing. | ||
| Nobody's like Tony. | ||
| I mean, literally, he's like a superhuman. | ||
| I've never seen anybody that can sustain an attack like Ferguson. | ||
| No one. | ||
| So what does he got here? | ||
| He lost to Dustin. | ||
| He lost to Benil Dariush. | ||
| He got Dustin KO'd him. | ||
| Dustin's a monster. | ||
| But he beat Olivier Aubamercier. | ||
| He beat Rustam Kabilov. | ||
| Those are good fighters, man. | ||
| Yeah, really good. | ||
| Yeah, he's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| If he fucking loses, oh, he won. | ||
| He won. | ||
| Marabek went down. | ||
| Oh, did he thought he was going to win? | ||
| No, no, he didn't think he was going to win. | ||
| I think he's praying. | ||
| Yeah, I think he's praying. | ||
| You kind of got to pray in front of those people. | ||
| You never know. | ||
| Yeah, no fucking way, dude. | ||
| If he won that fight, it would have been a horrible travesty of justice. | ||
| Do you remember Alessio Saqqara versus Talos Latis? | ||
| No, I don't. | ||
| You don't remember that one? | ||
| No. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| That one, Saqqara got the decision, but... | ||
| Tyler Salatis took him down over and over, never really got hit standing, and took his back like two or three times. | ||
| Really? | ||
| And Saqqara escaped all the back attempts and then got back to his feet. | ||
| So the replays were all Saqqara's escapes, back escapes. | ||
| Where was it added? | ||
| Guess who won? | ||
| Sakara? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Really? | |
| Because the replays influence the judges, man. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| I know so, dude. | ||
| I was in the truck, dude, when that happened. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| What did you say? | ||
| Hey, how come you guys aren't showing the replays of the takedowns and the back control? | ||
| I don't remember what happened. | ||
| Where was that at? | ||
| Watch that fight, and then you'll see at the end, all the replays are Saqqara escaping back control, and he won. | ||
| Was this back in the day? | ||
| When was this? | ||
| This was probably about 12 years ago. | ||
| Oh, wow, yeah. | ||
| They didn't know what the fuck they were looking at. | ||
| They were throwing chicken bones to decide who won. | ||
| Watch that fight, and then tell me who won. | ||
| Who won? | ||
| They don't know. | ||
| Wow, it's amazing that you brought that up. | ||
| That's a crazy fight. | ||
| I'll never forget that one. | ||
| That's how I know. | ||
| That sticks in my brain. | ||
| Those replays, that's why I thought of it. | ||
| Because the judges are sitting there going, oh my god, what do I do? | ||
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What do I do? | |
| So they look at the replays, and if the replays are showing one guy is getting the better of the other guy, then they go, okay. | ||
| In the truck, they think he's winning, so then, okay, he's winning. | ||
| You know what's crazy? | ||
| That's what happens. | ||
| Nothing really significant has changed in terms of the Who judges fights? | ||
| It's like basically the same kind of people, the same people. | ||
| Ricardo Almeida is a judge in New York, which is a great thing, but you're not seeing a lot of that. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| You're not seeing a lot of experts. | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| Either former fighters or martial arts experts. | ||
| Like, if you say you want to be a judge, I want to see you show me how you apply a darts choke. | ||
| Show me what's the difference between an anaconda choke and a darts choke. | ||
| Show me how do you do a 10-finger guillotine. | ||
| Show me. | ||
| Show me. | ||
| If you don't know what that is, if you don't know how to do it, how are you going to know whether or not someone's in danger when they're in the middle of a fight? | ||
| I'd also show him fights like the one you were talking about with Sakaar and ladies and be like, how do you score this? | ||
| You guys are talking all sorts of fucking common sense, dude. | ||
| That's not what it's about. | ||
| Dominic Cruz, well, I don't want to say that, but he says so fucking hot. | ||
| Part of what he said I will not repeat. | ||
| Yeah, he says fucking hot. | ||
| You can't say fucking hot. | ||
| No, I can say that. | ||
| I can't say what else he said. | ||
| I'll show you. | ||
| You want to see it? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Is it racist? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Dominic's not racist at all. | ||
| No. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah, show that to Brendan, but tell him to shut the fuck up about it. | ||
| Don't say this on your podcast. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We should all go to New York. | ||
| I'm not doing a show in New York because I'm going to do Madison Square Garden afterwards. | ||
| How far afterwards? | ||
| What show is that? | ||
| I'm going to do Madison Square Garden in 2020. Wait a minute. | ||
| With Chappelle? | ||
| No, by myself. | ||
| You're doing Madison Square Garden stand-up by yourself. | ||
| You've done it before though, Joe. | ||
| But not the big one, right? | ||
| I did the Little Arena before. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| By yourself. | ||
| Dude, I'm doing some big-ass places. | ||
|
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Damn! | |
| I'm doing some big-ass places, son. | ||
|
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Damn! | |
| It's fun. | ||
| So what were you going to say, Joe? | ||
| That's November 2nd, so you're not going to do one before then. | ||
| Yeah, I'm not doing a show on November 2nd. | ||
| You know, we should do a podcast in New York. | ||
| How about we all fly down to New York? | ||
| I'll get you guys seats ringside, and the night before, we just do a talking shit podcast about the fight card. | ||
| A pre-game fight card? | ||
| Wait a minute, there's going to be a UFC and you're going to do Madison Square Garden? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I'm doing Madison Square Garden a couple months later. | ||
| Okay, so you're not talking about that show. | ||
| No, actually quite a few months later. | ||
| So it's like November is when the UFC is there. | ||
| I'm not doing a show there until 2020. What show is Madison Square Garden? | ||
| That's the big one. | ||
| That's Nate Diaz, Masvidal. | ||
| Oh, that's November? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's Darren Till. | ||
| November 2nd? | ||
| Calvin Gastelum. | ||
| How about if we did that? | ||
| We did a fight companion preview, get drunk, talk shit in my hotel room on November 2nd. | ||
| Damn, I'm free that weekend. | ||
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I mean, if you want to do it, we can do it. | |
| Hold. | ||
| It'll be so much fun. | ||
| This fight, Stylebender. | ||
| Stylebender versus Robert Whitaker. | ||
| Oh my goodness, that's going to be a big fight. | ||
| I can't wait for that fight. | ||
| I'm in town, too. | ||
| It's the only weekend I'm not on the road. | ||
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Ooh! | |
| Look at us. | ||
| Dude, I'm really excited about this. | ||
| Whitaker versus Stylebender is my big fight for the year, I think. | ||
| Fuck yes. | ||
| That's my big fight. | ||
| I can't wait for that. | ||
| Sorry, Adam Green Tree. | ||
| Not big enough to get me to fly to Australia. | ||
| They tried to get me to fly over there for this one, too. | ||
| I'm like, mm, I'd rather be here. | ||
| I'd rather be here, folks. | ||
| But Stylebender versus Whitaker is the fight, man. | ||
| Such a good fight. | ||
| That's the fight. | ||
| Just so... | ||
| They're both in their prime. | ||
| Dude, then how about Costa? | ||
| Now he's ranked. | ||
| He's two now, I think. | ||
| He's right there, man. | ||
| He's so scary. | ||
| They're all scary. | ||
| He ate everything. | ||
| Costa John Jones? | ||
| Is that what you're thinking? | ||
| No, he's a different weight class. | ||
| What, he's a middleweight? | ||
| Costa's middleweight. | ||
| Costa's style bender. | ||
| But you know, they want Costa to move up. | ||
| California does. | ||
| California's like, hey man, you're cutting too much fucking weight. | ||
| California is not going to win. | ||
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He's dominating him. | |
| He's only fought once in California, though. | ||
| And did he miss weight? | ||
| No, he made weight. | ||
| And here's the thing. | ||
| Look at that shit. | ||
| They say you can't gain more than 15 pounds. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| 56,000 seating capacity. | ||
| 40,000 sold. | ||
| 40,000 tickets already sold in Australia for Whittaker versus Adesanya. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| October 6th in the motherfucking... | ||
| Marvel Stadium. | ||
| I like Marvel Comics Stadium. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Dude, Ronda Rousey Holm holds the record. | ||
| Does it? | ||
| Dude, they just said that. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| The attendance record. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Women hold the attendance record for MMA. In Australia, yeah. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| I remember being there. | ||
| That was crazy. | ||
| You think Ronda will ever come back? | ||
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Nope. | |
| No, I don't think she wants to. | ||
| I think Ronda's a strong woman. | ||
| You know, she decides she's done, she's done. | ||
| She's going to move on. | ||
| I don't think she wanted to, you know, to keep doing it. | ||
| I just think making money off wrestling is better. | ||
| I think when she came back and fought Amanda and then Amanda knocked her out, that must have really fucked her up mentally. | ||
| But now, looking back... | ||
| Amanda, she fucked up Cyborg. | ||
| She would have fucked up anybody. | ||
| So I'm thinking that Ronda feels a little bit better about that Amanda fight. | ||
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Maybe. | |
| She got knocked out by Holly before that, though. | ||
| And they got starched by Amanda. | ||
| Yeah, but then Amanda just knocked out Holly with a fucking head kick. | ||
| But still, even today. | ||
| But they weren't competitive. | ||
| Even today, still. | ||
| Even today. | ||
| If the fight's on the ground, you gotta give it to Ronda. | ||
| Ronda's still better than... | ||
| Yeah, I don't know about that with Amanda. | ||
| Amanda's a legit black belt in jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Legit. | ||
| Yeah, but... | ||
| Amanda's the GOAT by far. | ||
| owned everybody on the ground. | ||
| With arm bars. | ||
| But she's had a very singular attack. | ||
| Arm bars. | ||
| It was all arm bars on the ground. | ||
| And she was at a fighting great competition. | ||
| I'm just saying, if she just focused on her judo and her arm bars and didn't try to be a striker... | ||
| You think she'd be like a Khabib now? | ||
| I think if she went to American Top Team. | ||
| You take a couple losses, you lose a couple. | ||
| Everyone loses. | ||
| You lose, you come back. | ||
| Everyone loses and they come back. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| I think Ronda would still be in the mix. | ||
| Oh, 100%. | ||
| I think she would have to separate and move to a real camp. | ||
| She would have to train with real trainers, like a real group of killers, grappling trainers, wrestling trainers. | ||
| Make sure she's got the best sparring partners and more importantly. | ||
| Striking coach. | ||
| A real mind. | ||
| A real, like a fucking... | ||
| For us. | ||
| For us a hobby. | ||
| Like someone like that. | ||
| Or, you know, Mike Brown. | ||
| Or, you know, Duke Rufus. | ||
| Someone. | ||
| Top of the food chain person. | ||
| Matt Hume. | ||
| Right? | ||
| A top of the food chain coach. | ||
| Why would she do it though? | ||
| She wouldn't. | ||
| That's why she's not going to. | ||
| She's killing it in WWE. She wants to have kids. | ||
| She's not going to. | ||
| They're good. | ||
| Why would she come back? | ||
| This was crazy shit. | ||
| Watching Stipe just knock out DC was crazy, dude. | ||
| Oh, is Curtis Blayton now? | ||
| Dude, uh... | ||
| Stipe... | ||
| How much money is Ronda making in the WWE? Millions. | ||
| Millions? | ||
| She's making millions. | ||
| Millions and millions. | ||
| More money than she's ever made? | ||
| No. | ||
| She's getting paid to pretend. | ||
| So why the fuck would you risk all that and go back to UFC? What do you think about Cain Velasquez? | ||
| You think he's going to stick with wrestling? | ||
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Did you see him? | |
| He's good. | ||
| I mean, he has a mask on and shit. | ||
| Dude, he puts that mask on and with the Mexican lucha, leave it a fucking crew. | ||
| Dude, he could be huge. | ||
| He said he loves it. | ||
| He could be huge. | ||
| Dude, he was doing flips and shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Catching people with his legs and throwing them. | ||
| And he's big too. | ||
| He's got a fucked up back. | ||
| How can he do all that shit with a fucked up back? | ||
| Or does he? | ||
| Oh, he does. | ||
| Or does he have a fucked up, you know, he's just over it and like, I'm going to go put this mask on and get paid not to get punched in the face. | ||
| I think there's a big difference between a flip that you orchestrate yourself versus someone fucking picking you up and slamming you on the ground and training and, you know, wrestling with DC. How crazy is it that people are into fake fighting? | ||
| How fucking crazy is this? | ||
| They love it. | ||
| They're passionate about it too. | ||
| And if you talk shit about it, they come at you in droves. | ||
| Trust me. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Trust me. | ||
| I know. | ||
| But look, Tony Hinchcliffe, who I love to death, that fucking kid lives for it. | ||
| He lives for fake wrestling. | ||
| Yeah, Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins. | ||
| He's all in it. | ||
| People love it. | ||
| He owns one of the organizations. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Billy owns one. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They might as well make movies and TV shows while they're at it. | ||
| No, they want to see it live. | ||
| They want to see a live play. | ||
| It's like a live, wild, crazy play. | ||
| I respect it. | ||
| Look, it's like... | ||
| They grind. | ||
| They grind. | ||
| It's hard. | ||
| It falls into other shit like video games, cartoons, comic books, nerd culture. | ||
| It's like stuff that you enjoyed when you were a kid and these guys embrace it deep into adulthood. | ||
| They hung on to it. | ||
| It's fun for them. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| I don't mind it. | ||
| They always compare it to Game of Thrones. | ||
| They do make movies. | ||
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I don't know if you knew that. | |
| That's a no. | ||
|
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These are all WWE movies. | |
| Wait a minute, wait a minute. | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| These are WWE movies? | ||
|
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Yeah, man. | |
| They make movies? | ||
| No, these are wrestlers who are starring in movies. | ||
| No, look, WWE Studios. | ||
|
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They're studios. | |
| Holy shit! | ||
| I didn't know that. | ||
| Oh, damn, they are making movies. | ||
|
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Has anybody heard of any of these movies? | ||
| Hey, watch your mouth. | ||
| No, I'm asking. | ||
| I've heard of The Marine. | ||
| Oh, Fighting With Family with The Rock, I heard is decent. | ||
| How dare you. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Jingle all the way to? | ||
| Santa's Little Helper? | ||
| Just thought Arnold sucked this dick. | ||
| Change this right now. | ||
| I don't want to look at this. | ||
| Get that off the air. | ||
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Hey, real quick, though, those were terrible movies. | |
| They might have been. | ||
| No, come on down. | ||
| Those were awful movies. | ||
| We've got to do a fight commandment where we watch one of those movies. | ||
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We've got to do a fight commandment. | |
| That and all of Tyler Perry's movies. | ||
| We'll watch Maeda? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jesus Christ, he's done like 18 of those. | ||
| Bro, we get it. | ||
|
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We get it. | |
| Does he dress like a woman in real life? | ||
| You'd have to ask him. | ||
| Gun to the head? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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Gone to the head one time in Don Pops. | |
| At least one time. | ||
| If I had to bet everything I have put all in on his own, has he ever put pumps on? | ||
| Does he have a size 14 pump in his trunk? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Hey, listen. | ||
| You gotta respect transgenders a thousand percent. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| You got to. | ||
| But I think after 60... | ||
| You should stop. | ||
| If you keep wearing makeup and wigs after 60... | ||
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What about for ladies? | |
| Like, Christy Brinkley's over 60. She's still wearing makeup. | ||
| How old's Cindy Crawford? | ||
| If you're transgender and you're over 60, you should probably dress like old ladies, right? | ||
| And with the gray wig. | ||
| Not if you got it, though. | ||
| Again, there's different ladies. | ||
| Look, Christy Brinkley. | ||
| Have you seen what she looks like now? | ||
| I think she's 64. She's still hot as fuck. | ||
| Stunning. | ||
|
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Hot! | |
| No filter? | ||
|
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No. | |
| No, long legs? | ||
| No, Elizabeth Hurley. | ||
| Elizabeth Hurley. | ||
| Elizabeth Hurley's Instagram is goddamn hilarious. | ||
| It is all her and her underwear. | ||
| Every picture. | ||
| How old is she? | ||
| 85 years old. | ||
| Every picture. | ||
|
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She's older than me. | |
| I'm 52. She's like 54 or 55. That was Bill Clinton's girl. | ||
| Allegedly. | ||
| Every picture of her is her in her underwear on her Instagram. | ||
| She's so bad. | ||
| Looking good, baby. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| Looking good. | ||
| I think what she does is eat, go to the gym, and take pictures in her underwear. | ||
| I think that's all she does. | ||
| She's earned it. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Look, she's letting everybody know, like, while she's still got this body, she's putting that motherfucker front and center on display. | ||
| She's 85 years old. | ||
| 85! | ||
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54. 54. Chrissy Brickley's 65. God damn! | |
| How does she do it? | ||
| Wait, listen, with Hurley's 54? | ||
| That ain't that old. | ||
| Dude, she's hot as fuck. | ||
| That ain't that old. | ||
| If you saw her at a club, you'd think that's a 35-year-old smoking shit. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Smoke show. | ||
| That's a serious filter. | ||
| That's Elizabeth Hurley. | ||
| No, that's a bad picture, Jamie. | ||
| How dare you introduce that one? | ||
| Let's see something without a filter. | ||
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I'm just clicking. | |
| No, show me the full screen. | ||
| That's her? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Dude, she's hot as fuck. | ||
| That's her in 1998. No, no, no. | ||
| That's her in her pool. | ||
| Dude, when you got that kind of Elizabeth Hurley cash, the picture right there with her in the bikini on the floaty thing. | ||
| On the pink flamingo. | ||
| Every bitch loves a pink flamingo. | ||
| Hot as fuck. | ||
| Look at her body, man. | ||
| She keeps it toned. | ||
| She has a 30-year-old son. | ||
| Does she have kids? | ||
| Imagine being her son. | ||
| Her kid's 50. She lives in a new world. | ||
| We live in a new world. | ||
| A woman like her with massive amounts of resources and she can go to all the best doctors, hormone replacement, all the best... | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That's her and her daughter. | ||
| Dude, she's hot as fuck. | ||
| She's 65 years old. | ||
| Look at her. | ||
| Come on, son. | ||
| You're looking like the ugly friend. | ||
| Your mom's hot. | ||
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Can you keep your ass together at 55, though? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't see any ass shots. | ||
| Elizabeth Hurley has ass shots. | ||
| Elizabeth Hurley's ass is perfect. | ||
| That's hard for me to believe. | ||
| I think at 50, your ass just falls apart. | ||
| Guys can do it, though. | ||
| Guys have different kind of asses. | ||
| They have longer asses. | ||
| Our hips are narrow. | ||
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But you can get ass jobs these days. | |
| That's the worst advice ever. | ||
| Look, no guys like ass implants. | ||
| No guys. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| Girls are starting to develop ass cancer. | ||
| They're starting to develop cancer in the same areas where some women are getting breast cancer from implants. | ||
| It's not always. | ||
| They're getting ass Ass cancer? | ||
| What? | ||
| Butt cheek cancer? | ||
| But from the implants? | ||
| Or are they doing the Brazilian butt lift, which is fat? | ||
| Let me answer. | ||
| It's a reaction to the implants. | ||
| Your body doesn't want foreign substances in its body. | ||
| If you put something in your body, a piece of plastic, and then your body has to go, why is it here? | ||
| What the fuck is this? | ||
| And your body starts to fight it and reject it, and then you develop scar tissue around it. | ||
| That's why a lot of older ladies that have got boob jobs, if you hug them, it feels like they've got two basketballs in their chest. | ||
| It's fucking weird. | ||
| Because it's all scar tissue. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| Curtis Blades and what is homeboy's name? | ||
| Say that name, Brendan. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Abdurakimov. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| He's a big fella. | ||
| It's Curtis Blades with his big shot. | ||
| The deep shot. | ||
| And whose mugshot is that over there? | ||
| Richard Pryor. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
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The GOAT. Look at this. | |
| Crazy. | ||
| Curtis Blades already on his back. | ||
| That boy is hairy. | ||
| So you got a good picture of Christy Brinkley's ass? | ||
| There must be one out there. | ||
| I don't think so, dude. | ||
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Neither of them turn around in there. | |
| No. | ||
| It's impossible. | ||
| It's impossible. | ||
| Unless she's doing squats every other day at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado, it ain't happening. | ||
| I'm telling you, man, you guys are hating on implants, but there's the Brazilian butt lift, which isn't implants. | ||
| It's all horrible. | ||
| It's fat from your body into your ass. | ||
| It's horrible. | ||
| I'm telling you, that's what they're doing. | ||
| If you've got to fucking put something in your ass to make it round, that means you've never worked out. | ||
| Your legs are not going to match that ass. | ||
| But that doesn't work on some girls because they don't have enough fat for it, so what they do is they put plastic in there. | ||
| Those are the implants. | ||
| It doesn't count. | ||
| Ass implants do not count. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I would rather marry a chick with a flat ass than marry a chick with ass implants. | ||
|
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Fuck no. | |
| A million percent. | ||
| No way. | ||
| You just never fuck her doggy style. | ||
|
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No way. | |
| You just go missionary, go old fashion style. | ||
| You never flip her over. | ||
| Old fashion style. | ||
| You never flip that bitch over. | ||
| Oh, fashion style! | ||
| Like olden days. | ||
| Who do you think was the first guy to fuck a girl doggy style? | ||
| Like, what year was that? | ||
| Uh, Adam. | ||
| Adam and Eve. | ||
| Are you kidding? | ||
| Right in front of the tree, dude. | ||
| Right in front of the tree eating an apple. | ||
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He put the apple on her apple. | |
| Are you kidding? | ||
| I think Missionary started like 200 years ago. | ||
| From the Vatican or something. | ||
| It was like missionary. | ||
| Curtis Blades, God, he can wrestle. | ||
| He's a great wrestler. | ||
| The thing about Blades is like Ngannou's beat him twice the last time he stopped him. | ||
| Well, he stopped him both times. | ||
| The last time he stopped him quick. | ||
| I feel like a guy like him is in this spot where it's like, can he ever beat Ngannou? | ||
| Right? | ||
| I mean, he's a really good wrestler. | ||
| He's strong as fuck. | ||
| He's beating a lot of people. | ||
| Beat the shit out of Aleister over him. | ||
| I mean, Curtis Blade's a tough, tough dude. | ||
| Did he play football? | ||
| No, wrestled Juco National Champion. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Super stud. | ||
| He's a Team Elevate guy, right? | ||
| Elevation. | ||
| Elevation. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| So was he a NCAA Division I National Champion? | ||
| JUCO National Champion. | ||
| What the hell is that? | ||
| Junior College. | ||
| Junior College. | ||
| John Jones was JUCO National Champ. | ||
| Rumble Johnson, I think, was high up there, too. | ||
| How about Rumble Johnson making that comeback? | ||
| Man, him versus Francis. | ||
| Sign me up right now. | ||
| That poster would be so sick. | ||
| I don't want him to fight someone like Francis in the first fight back. | ||
| I want him to make a big statement. | ||
| He's coming back for sure? | ||
| Yep, yep. | ||
| Heavyweight. | ||
| He just posted a video that said, first time hitting pads in two years. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Alright, yeah, don't give him Francis right away. | ||
| What do you think happened? | ||
| I have a feeling like he was itching, and then he did a grappling match against Craig Jones. | ||
| He got leg locked with the quickness. | ||
| Craig Jones locked him up quick. | ||
| Probably got real mad. | ||
| And then probably said, you know what? | ||
| I ain't going out like that. | ||
| I'm going to start smashing. | ||
| I also think maybe retired life, maybe, and then the bare knuckle, he was like an ambassador for bare knuckle, and maybe just retired. | ||
| He's like, God, this shit is boring. | ||
| I can fight a heavyweight. | ||
| Well, he's in the weed game, too. | ||
| He's involved somehow or another in some legal marijuana enterprise. | ||
| But that's not going to get your rocks off. | ||
| And when people retire, like in boxing, when people retire, they are like, I got enough money. | ||
| I'll retire. | ||
| I got a couple mil. | ||
| I'll retire. | ||
| But then you get used to that couple mil. | ||
| And you're like, damn, I'm running out of fucking money. | ||
| I got like 700,000 left. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| I got to take another fight. | ||
| They all come back. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Damn Vitor. | ||
| Still doing the damn thing. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Fighting for one FC. Are they going to drug test him at all? | ||
| No. | ||
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What are you doing? | |
| They should. | ||
| Just to make sure he's on drugs. | ||
|
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Just to make sure. | |
| Get your money's worth. | ||
| We're fighting in the middle of nowhere. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Man, there's no way Dana's going to give Curtis a title fight. | ||
| He's fighting like Khabib. | ||
| What's the difference? | ||
| Well, he's got to beat Francis. | ||
| Francis beat him twice. | ||
| I mean, the only way he's getting a title fight is if Francis wins the title and nobody wants to fight Francis. | ||
| And you'd have to win a few. | ||
|
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Oh, shit. | |
| Look at those elbows from the mouth. | ||
| Oh, he's nasty. | ||
| It's over, kid. | ||
| It's over, kid. | ||
| A wrestler in the mouth? | ||
|
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Shit. | |
| Oh, but he's really good. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| This is like Scott Morris, Patrick Smith shit. | ||
|
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That's it. | |
| That's wrap. | ||
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That's wrap. | |
| His ground and pound is filthy. | ||
| Ferocious. | ||
|
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That's the end of the round, too. | |
| I don't know if they stopped the fight or that. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Oh, I thought that was it. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| It's going to go on to the second round, I bet. | ||
|
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Oh, it's not over. | ||
|
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Oh, okay. | |
| No, yeah. | ||
|
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Very close. | |
| Dude! | ||
| Yeah, they're bringing him to his corner. | ||
| Wow, he got lucky. | ||
| Dude, all these Russians have terrible haircuts, right? | ||
| None of them have hair. | ||
| That's a lot of fucking testosterone. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| A lot of hair on the body, not on top. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| You know who's got the craziest? | ||
| What's that guy's name? | ||
| Rustam Chiev? | ||
| What's that guy's name? | ||
| The wrestler, the grappler dude? | ||
| Yep, Rustam Chiev. | ||
| Chiev. | ||
| That guy is the hairiest man on the face of the planet. | ||
| He looks like a bear. | ||
| He's one of the beastliest grapplers on the planet. | ||
| Really? | ||
| He's a killer. | ||
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Rustam? | |
| Yeah, he's a killer. | ||
| Rustem picks people up and throws them across the fucking room all the time. | ||
| He's like a giant Khabib. | ||
| He's exactly like a giant Khabib. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Is he doing MMA? He does MMA, but I don't know exactly what he's doing. | ||
| He's fought in EBI. He got to the finals and lost to Gordon Ryan in overtime. | ||
| So he got to the finals with Gordon, lost in overtime. | ||
| Rustem is no joke. | ||
| But pull up a picture of that dude. | ||
| He's literally the hairiest man you're ever going to see in your life. | ||
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Rustem. | |
| Outside of George the Animal Steel. | ||
| His name is Rustam. | ||
| Rustam Chia. | ||
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C-H-I-E-V, I think. | |
| Yeah, he's got a lot of hair on his back. | ||
| He's a beast. | ||
| But Curtis Stryken's in a lot better, too. | ||
|
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Oof. | |
| Oh, he got caught with an uppercut. | ||
| He's just trying to get in there. | ||
| Yeah, he's just trying to get to that same position again. | ||
| Once he realized he could hold that guy down and beat the fuck out of him. | ||
| Blades versus Stipe would be fun. | ||
| Be interested to see how Stipe deals with the straight wrestling. | ||
| So the belt's back in Cleveland now? | ||
| The belt's back in Cleveland. | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
| Everything's in Cleveland now. | ||
| Take a picture of that. | ||
| Odell Beckham Jr., are you kidding me? | ||
| Look at that guy's body. | ||
| He looks like a werewolf. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Look at that shit. | ||
| Find a better picture of him. | ||
| There's better pictures. | ||
| That's him right there. | ||
| That's him when he shaved. | ||
| Yeah, that's him clipped. | ||
| How dare you shave? | ||
| How about that one? | ||
| There we go. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| That's the Russian bear. | ||
| That's the Russian bear right there. | ||
| That's the hairiest man I've ever seen. | ||
| Serious grappler. | ||
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Holy shit! | |
| I'm trying to get him to do combat jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Oh my god, look at the hair on his arms. | ||
| Good for him. | ||
| How many MMA guys have gotten into combat jiu-jitsu? | ||
| Jesse Taylor, Josh Near. | ||
| Josh Near? | ||
| Most, I would say 98% of the guys that do combat jiu-jitsu have MMA experience. | ||
| They're pure jiu-jitsu grapplers. | ||
| They don't want to have anything to do with combat jiu-jitsu. | ||
| They're like, fuck that shit. | ||
| 99% of the guys that I have all have MMA experience. | ||
| When did Josh Near compete? | ||
| He was, when we did EBI 17, it was the first 16-man combat jiu-jitsu tournament we did. | ||
| And I think he got taken out in the first round. | ||
| He's coming back, though. | ||
| He's doing the next one, the next show. | ||
| The next combat jiu-jitsu is November 24th in Mexico. | ||
| It's the middleweights. | ||
| John Thor Blank, he won that tournament that Josh Neer did. | ||
| Josh Neer's coming back. | ||
| John Thor's coming back. | ||
| Jesse Taylor's going to do it. | ||
| Philippe Fogelin. | ||
| It's going to be insane. | ||
| November 24th in Mexico. | ||
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Interesting. | |
| Oh, damn. | ||
| We're out of Mexico. | ||
| Monterey. | ||
| Josh Neer is like one of the forgotten pioneers. | ||
| He was a killer. | ||
| The dentist. | ||
| Killer. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, when was the last time you fought MMA, though? | ||
| It's been a long time, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he just decided to compete again, but... | ||
| Yeah, Combat Jiu-Jitsu... | ||
| Oh, it's over. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Boy, Curtis is beating the shit out of him. | ||
| Did you guys see the last Combat Jiu-Jitsu show? | ||
| I did not. | ||
| You didn't see it? | ||
| I did not. | ||
| Oh, dude, you got to go get on UFC Fight Pass and watch the last one, dude. | ||
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Dude... | |
| It was insane. | ||
| It's a great idea, Eddie. | ||
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It was insane. | |
| It's a great step for guys who are thinking about fighting in MMA to go from jiu-jitsu, MMA, or jiu-jitsu, combat jiu-jitsu. | ||
| There's a lot of different ways to look at it. | ||
| You could look at it as if you're planning on... | ||
| If you're transitioning into MMA and you're a grappler, it's a great sport. | ||
| Or if you're done with MMA and it's too brutal but you still want to compete, that's another way to look at it. | ||
| I look at it as just the most gangster form of jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Like when you just look at jiu-jitsu, forget about MMA. You just look at jiu-jitsu and all the different formats. | ||
| Combat jiu-jitsu is the most gangster. | ||
| It's the most scary. | ||
| It's the scariest one. | ||
| And like I said, Pure jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Grapplers don't want to have anything to do with combat jiu-jitsu. | ||
| It's all guys from MMA. I was going to say, out of all the guys in MMA in the heavyweight division, does Curtis Blades have the best ground and pound? | ||
| By far. | ||
| He might have the best. | ||
| He might have the best. | ||
| He's smashing with his elbows. | ||
| Well, you know, Kay Velasquez is up in there. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Kay has a mask on, for God's sakes, right now. | ||
| But still, he's still in the mix, right? | ||
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Is he in the mix? | |
| No, he just got, you know, he came back and got starched. | ||
| He's still there. | ||
| No contract? | ||
| But is he done? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He said right now he's focused on the Nacho Libre stuff, and then he's gonna... | ||
| Watch your mouth, man. | ||
| Is that what it's called? | ||
| Nacho Libre? | ||
| I'm not even trying to be funny. | ||
| Lucha Libre. | ||
| Nacho Libre's the movie. | ||
| Yeah, that's a Jack Black movie. | ||
| Dude, we're gonna get attacked online. | ||
| You better watch that. | ||
| Yeah, they're coming for you, bro. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Bring it, bro. | ||
| Curtis Blades! | ||
| I like his haircut, too. | ||
| How did Francis beat him? | ||
| Knocked him out? | ||
| Starched him. | ||
| Both times? | ||
| He stopped him in the first fight. | ||
| No, he didn't. | ||
| He got a crazy swelling in his eye. | ||
| He stopped him. | ||
| He got a crazy swelling in his eye. | ||
| Was Curtis Blades trying to take him down the whole fight? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He was. | ||
| And then the second fight, he got starched right away. | ||
| Francis went in and just clipped him. | ||
| That was a big fight for Francis. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| He's still fighting. | ||
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He's number four. | |
| He's number four. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He's right there. | ||
| He's in the mix. | ||
| I think he knows now more than ever. | ||
| I'm just going to guess. | ||
| But I think based on his experience in those fights with Francis, that he realizes, you know what? | ||
| I just got to be the heavyweight Khabib. | ||
| I got to take people down and smash them on the ground. | ||
| Him for Stipe is very interesting. | ||
| It's just hard when a guy stopped you a couple times in a row, you know? | ||
| Two's tough. | ||
| Dude, he's huge. | ||
| Look at how giant he is. | ||
| I mean, John's tiny, though. | ||
| Annick's freaking tiny. | ||
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Is he? | |
| Yeah, he's a small man. | ||
| How tall is he? | ||
| How tall is Annick, Rogan? | ||
| He's my height, so he's 5'8". | ||
| Damn, he's that short. | ||
| Maybe he's 5'7". | ||
| No, he's shorter than you. | ||
| Maybe 5'7", 5'8". | ||
| I'm kidding. | ||
| He's in the neighborhood. | ||
| Your height? | ||
| When people say you're short, I'm like, damn, I'm Joe Rogan sign. | ||
| I'm right there with him. | ||
| What are you guys? | ||
| 5'9", after my back surgery. | ||
| He's 5'9". | ||
| His back surgery gave him an inch. | ||
| Yep, tight move. | ||
| 3 quarters of an inch. | ||
| I swear to God, I went to the doctor and I fucking had a physical and they measured like 5'9". | ||
| I'm like, oh my God. | ||
| How is it now? | ||
| Not good. | ||
| That's a big sign. | ||
| Yeah, it's not good. | ||
| I'm not liking that. | ||
| You know, before my back surgery, the pain came from inflammation. | ||
| So I had no disc and my bones were rubbing together. | ||
| My L5, S1, or whatever the fuck they call it. | ||
| So what ends up happening, there's a problem there in my back. | ||
| So my body... | ||
| It inflames the whole lower back just so it's like sore. | ||
| So I was living life with just a stiff frozen back all the time. | ||
| Finally got an MRI after years and years. | ||
| Finally got the back surgery. | ||
| So now there's a titanium disc in between the two vertebrae. | ||
| But my body is still, you know, because I'm rolling now and I don't think I'm supposed to, but I got to fucking lose weight. | ||
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You don't think you're supposed to roll? | |
| My doctor told me, he doesn't know anything about jiu-jitsu. | ||
| And he said, he goes, okay, what are you doing exactly in this jiu-jitsu thing? | ||
| He goes, are people picking you up and slamming you? | ||
| And I said, no, no, no, no. | ||
| They're not picking me up because I'm always pulling guard. | ||
| I didn't want to explain that to him because he didn't know what pulling guard is. | ||
| I go, no, no, no. | ||
| No one's picking me up and slamming me. | ||
| He goes, okay, that's good. | ||
| But you're not like twisting or anything, are you? | ||
| And I said, twisting? | ||
| Well, my nickname's the Twister. | ||
| No, we're not twisting. | ||
| So he goes, as long as you don't twist, you don't want to do anything. | ||
| You don't want to go to the gym and twist your back at all. | ||
| No twisting at all. | ||
| No running, no twisting, and no squatting. | ||
| No running? | ||
| No squatting? | ||
| No squatting, no deadlifts. | ||
| They go, we don't want any compression going on in your spine at all, and no twisting. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| So... | ||
| What's happening is I'm rolling and my back feels the same like before surgery. | ||
| It's still inflamed. | ||
| So my body's going, something's wrong with your back. | ||
| What do you think would happen if you got like Regenikine down there or anything? | ||
| I did that, dude. | ||
| Yeah, before the surgery you did. | ||
| But what about now? | ||
| That's another 10k. | ||
| I ain't gonna do that shit again. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'm just... | ||
| I'm rolling with little... | ||
| This is the fight. | ||
| Islam Makachev, Davi Ramos. | ||
| Are you kidding me? | ||
| Davi fucking Ramos is the shit. | ||
| This is the fight I'm looking forward to almost as much as the main event. | ||
| Yeah, Davi Ramos is... | ||
| He is the shit, but so is Islam. | ||
| Islam is a beast, man. | ||
| That guy is so good. | ||
| DC said he's the heir apparent. | ||
| He said if you see him go with Khabib, he said that motherfucker is the future champion. | ||
| I've heard he's an absolute monster in the gym. | ||
| He's so complete. | ||
| I don't really know that much about Davi Ramos' stand-up skills, but if the fight gets on the ground, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's going to be over quick. | ||
| You think? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's not that easy. | ||
| I know who Davi is. | ||
| He's a monster. | ||
| I don't think it's going to be that easy, though. | ||
| But he's won decisions, Eddie. | ||
| Davi Ramos has won decisions against guys who are not as good as Islam. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Islam's a straight savage. | ||
| Maybe I'm wrong about that. | ||
| Pull up Davi Ramos' record. | ||
| He's a combat sports world champion, so he's versed in grappling. | ||
| Well, he's so good. | ||
| Not to the Ramos jiu-jitsu. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Okay, I could be wrong. | ||
| Because I don't know anything about his loss. | ||
| He's so solid, dude. | ||
| He's so solid. | ||
| Yeah, he might be hard to finish. | ||
| I'll take that back. | ||
| I'll take that back. | ||
| But I just wanted to say that I'm a giant fan of Davi Ramos' jiu-jitsu. | ||
| What he's done in Abu Dhabi is insane. | ||
| Yeah, so see, he's got one decision against Austin Hubbard in his last fight. | ||
| Who is this? | ||
| He lost to Sergio Marais. | ||
| Yeah, but Sergio Marais is another nasty fucking jiu-jitsu fighter. | ||
| And Sergio is actually a larger guy. | ||
| Sergio's fighting at 185. Is he fighting at 185 or 170 now? | ||
| No, 170. But he fought at 85. This is losses were decisions. | ||
| In the finals of the Ultimate Fighter Brazil, he fought 85 against Mutante. | ||
| Cesar Ferreira, that was 85. And they fought 70 Neil Magny. | ||
| Triangle choke Neil Magny. | ||
| I'm going to call Dave Davi Ramos armbar. | ||
| I'm going to say Davi Ramos armbar right now. | ||
| All I'm saying is he's won a bunch of submissions, but he's submissioned Nick Piedmont. | ||
| He decisioned Nick Piedmont. | ||
| He decisioned this Austin Hubbard character in his last fight. | ||
| So he went three rounds with that cat. | ||
| That was a good fight, too. | ||
| Austin Hubbard's a good fighter. | ||
| That was a really good fight. | ||
| Powerful Rick Lee in the back. | ||
| So, I don't know if he's gonna submit him quick. | ||
| I think Makachev's the best fighter he's fought. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I really do. | ||
| I would assume your boy's an underdog, Eddie. | ||
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God damn it, Brendan. | |
| Why you gotta piss on my prediction? | ||
| I'm not, dude. | ||
| Hey, how's Victor's back? | ||
| Because Victor had the same surgery as you, right? | ||
| Yeah, he came in last week. | ||
| How's his back? | ||
| His was a little different than mine. | ||
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Really? | |
| You'd be surprised that when I went to have back surgery, my doctor showed me x-rays of all these different backs. | ||
| He goes, dude, they all... | ||
| Look way different. | ||
| Like, everyone's back is so different. | ||
| And some people have fucked up backs. | ||
| They've never done anything athletically their whole life. | ||
| So it's like, his was different than mine. | ||
| Mine was worse than Victor. | ||
| Islam's a minus 400 favorite. | ||
| I think he's the biggest favorite on the card besides Khabib. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| I didn't know anything about Islam. | ||
| Oh, he's so good, dude. | ||
| He's so good. | ||
| If you talk to anyone who's in, like, the circles, he's, like, the next. | ||
| They think he's the heir apparent. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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God damn it. | |
| He's a fucking nightmare. | ||
| Can I take back my prediction? | ||
| No. | ||
| I can't take it back? | ||
| No, no, no, never. | ||
| Wait a minute, I gotta commit to it? | ||
| Once you say something, you stick with that for life. | ||
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That's bullshit. | |
| We didn't bet on it, though. | ||
| At least we didn't bet on it. | ||
| We could've hustled Callan. | ||
| I'll bet. | ||
| When's Callan's shop? | ||
| 20 bucks. | ||
| Second round, Khabib? | ||
| 20 bucks. | ||
| He might not ever be here. | ||
| 20 bucks. | ||
| He said he was gonna be down at 11, but he's probably at a wine shop right now, picking up vintagos. | ||
| When they say you're done at 11 when you're filming a TV show, you're done at 1 in the morning. | ||
| I bet you he doesn't make it. | ||
| I bet you he doesn't make it. | ||
| So let me ask you this. | ||
| What was the difference between Victor's back and your back? | ||
| It just looked different. | ||
| You had to qualify physically for disc replacement. | ||
| If you don't qualify for disc replacement, your bones got to be a certain way, then they just fuse it. | ||
| Then they just fucking put like a metal cage in your spine and just fucking screw it all together. | ||
| That's what Kane got. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So fusion, that's hardcore. | ||
| But the alternative is disc replacement. | ||
| And it all depends how your bones sit. | ||
| And I was right. | ||
| Dude, I was right. | ||
| He was showing me. | ||
| My doctor said, dude, you're barely qualifying for disc replacement. | ||
| You want to do it, it's on you. | ||
| Dude, it was a game time decision. | ||
| I decided whether I was going to go fusion or disc right before they put me out. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| That's Khabib's dad, right? | ||
| Sorry to interrupt you guys. | ||
| He said it's your decision, not mine. | ||
| Because I was on the fence. | ||
| I was on the borderline and I decided to go with disc replacement. | ||
| So there's a risk. | ||
| There's a risk. | ||
| If you're not qualified physically and you go ahead and do it, shit could fall apart. | ||
| What is the qualification though? | ||
| That's what I'm confused. | ||
| It's the way your bones are sitting. | ||
| Like if your vertebrae are like horizontal, then you're good. | ||
| But if you're like this, if your vertebrae, some people are like, they're like, no, we got to fuse that motherfucker because it's slipping off your shit. | ||
| Oh, so it's so cockeyed that it's like poking into the side of your body? | ||
| Simplified, it's just if you're horizontal and there's something that it's laying on, it's good. | ||
| But if you're like this, mine was like this. | ||
| My back was like... | ||
| They were ready to just fuse it. | ||
| But the problem with it, if you get fusion in five years, you've got to fuse the vertebrae on top of it. | ||
| And then five years later, you've got to fuse the other one, so your back's just going to be one metal pipe. | ||
| I know a girl, she used to work at the comedy store, her whole back's fused. | ||
| She had something fucked up with it. | ||
| Once you go fusion, every five years, you've got to get more. | ||
| Bro, she walked like this. | ||
| Everything was like this. | ||
| It was like she had a pole from her head all the way to her butt. | ||
| Is she still there? | ||
| No. | ||
| Shows like this. | ||
| But other than my back, dude, I had shoulder surgery and knee surgery, and those motherfuckers aren't 100% either. | ||
| I think at 50, when you're 50, I don't think you ever recover 100%. | ||
| Are you still on the TRT? A little bit. | ||
| What about stems? | ||
| Did you say you're doing stem cell too? | ||
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| No. | ||
| You gotta do that, man. | ||
| I guarantee you if you did that, that fixed that shoulder. | ||
| Guarantee you. | ||
| I'm about to get in my foot for my plantar. | ||
| You still have plantar fasciitis? | ||
| Horribly. | ||
| Are you still running? | ||
| Yeah, I have to. | ||
| You have to? | ||
| I just love it. | ||
| Why don't you get one of them zero runners? | ||
| Have you seen that thing that I have out here? | ||
| Is it a woodway? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| It's like a... | ||
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| It's sort of like an ellip... | ||
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| Sort of like an elliptical machine, but you're actually doing it as a runner. | ||
| The movement. | ||
| The movement is the same as running. | ||
| That could be cool. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| I swim a lot. | ||
| I just got it here. | ||
| Try it. | ||
| I like to run outside, though. | ||
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I like hiking. | |
| I do, too. | ||
| But I mix it up. | ||
| I have to be outside. | ||
| I mix it up with that. | ||
| I mix it up with the air runner, which is a runner that you push yourself. | ||
| That's like a woodway, yeah. | ||
| It's like a tank tire. | ||
| I'm back to swimming now. | ||
| I'm swimming every week, man. | ||
| Do you go somewhere to do that? | ||
| YMCA, baby. | ||
| Do you? | ||
| YMCA and Burbank. | ||
| Old school. | ||
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| I'm doing the exact same routine I did for the metamorphosis fight. | ||
| You're trying to lose weight? | ||
| Trying to lose weight, trying to get my cardio together, dude. | ||
| Dude, my cardio is the worst. | ||
| Now, but what about exercises on your back? | ||
| What about using like a reverse hyper and using all these different things to strengthen up your back? | ||
| No, I do. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| I do back extensions. | ||
| $20, Eddie. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| Regularly. | ||
| You guys bet? | ||
| And a lot of sit-ups. | ||
| He wanted to bet. | ||
| My guy's a minus 400. Look, Davi Ramos can win this fight. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Anything can happen, man. | ||
| Davi Ramos gets you on the ground. | ||
| He's a legit multiple-time world champion. | ||
| Legit. | ||
| And he's got real fucking power in his hands. | ||
| Davi Ramos is a dangerous striker. | ||
| He really is. | ||
| I mean, he's not like a helpless guy on his feet. | ||
| No, he's explosive. | ||
| He will fuck you up on the feet. | ||
| I just think that Makachev is by far the most complete fighter he's ever faced. | ||
| Makachev's a motherfucker, man. | ||
| He's so technically proficient. | ||
| Who has he beat? | ||
| What are his biggest wins? | ||
| Well, that last guy, Armand Saryukian, that guy that he beat is a really young kid. | ||
| He's like 20, and he's a fucking phenom, too. | ||
| That guy's a future world champion, as well. | ||
| You talk to anyone around AKA, though, they'll tell you. | ||
| This guy's at AKA, too? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He trains with all Khabib, everyone. | ||
| This guy right here. | ||
| Him and Khabib go at it. | ||
| Dude, I've called some of his fights before, man. | ||
| I'm super impressed with him. | ||
| Dude, he's trying to take Davi down. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know if that's a good idea. | ||
| At least threatening, right? | ||
| He's a Sambo combat world champion. | ||
| Yeah, but you don't want to take Davi down. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| You want to stay on your feet with Davi. | ||
| That could be a big mistake. | ||
| Davi, too. | ||
| Davi's a goddamn tank. | ||
| I mean, that guy's so strong. | ||
| He's explosive, man. | ||
| Look at the back on that motherfucker. | ||
| To me, this is the best fight besides the main event. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| The most intriguing fight. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| When I found out this was signed, I was like, oh, yes. | ||
| Did we talk about his armbar in Abu Dhabi? | ||
| That flying armbar he did? | ||
| No. | ||
| I've seen it, though. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| Filthy. | ||
| Dude, he's so good. | ||
| He's so good. | ||
| And he's so dynamic. | ||
| He's so explosive. | ||
| Who's the best right now, Nedding? | ||
| Like, straight... | ||
| Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. | ||
| Is Buchecha still? | ||
| Marcelo Garcia is still the best. | ||
| He's still training and fighting? | ||
| No, I'm saying competition. | ||
| Guys that are competing? | ||
| Yeah, like is Buchecha or like Cyborg, are those guys still doing the damn thing? | ||
| Buchecha's fucking everybody up. | ||
| Such a good guy. | ||
| Felipe Pena, Gordon Ryan. | ||
| Is Gordon Ryan back from his knee surgery? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I love Gordon Graham. | ||
| He's competing already? | ||
| Yep, he just competed in some new quintet type event. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Dude, his leg was ripped apart just like four months ago. | ||
| Isn't that amazing? | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| There's so many good guys right now, dude. | ||
| There's so many fucking good grapplers. | ||
| Right, has there ever been a better time for grappling? | ||
| It's really incredible. | ||
| There's so many good guys, dude. | ||
| They're all over the place. | ||
| And Craig Jones is not doing MMA, right? | ||
| He's just fighting jujitsu tournaments? | ||
| Is that correct? | ||
| Yes, he's not doing MMA. He's one of the best, too. | ||
| Craig Jones. | ||
| Of course, Gio Martinez right at the top. | ||
| P.J. Barsh is one of my guys. | ||
| Barsh. | ||
| Sorry, I always say Barsh. | ||
| Boogie is fighting... | ||
| Rafael Lovato. | ||
| Rafael Lovato. | ||
| Ooh, wow. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Dude, we got a lot of bad motherfuckers at 10th Planet. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| There was just a super brown belt absolute tournament yesterday with all the best brown belts from around the world. | ||
| And in the finals, both guys were 10th Planet guys. | ||
| Kyle Boehm and Chase Hanna. | ||
| So... | ||
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| Tenth planet in the house. | ||
| We may not be the best, but we're trying. | ||
| Look at this fucking... | ||
| Dude, you know who nobody wants to fuck with and you don't hear much about him because he just steamrolls everyone? | ||
| It's Ryan Hall. | ||
| He looks like an accountant, but no one wants to fuck with him. | ||
| His manager's trying to get him on the podcast. | ||
| He's a smart dude, too. | ||
| He'd be great on you. | ||
| Ryan Hall reminds me a lot of Fabricio Verdun in the sense that a lot of jujitsu guys, a lot of high-level jujitsu guys, when they make the transition to MMA, it's going to take a while to get your striking together. | ||
| So a lot of guys come in and it's just too rough and the striking, they're just too far behind. | ||
| So they just say, you know what, fuck it, I'm going to dip out and focus on jujitsu. | ||
| There's plenty of money in running jujitsu schools. | ||
| But then there's guys that stay. | ||
| And they get their striking together. | ||
| You remember when Fabrizio Verdun, when he first started? | ||
| He wasn't that great of an MMA fighter, but he stuck it out. | ||
| He stuck it out. | ||
| And then little by little, dude, his striking becomes legit. | ||
| And that's what's going on with Ryan Hall. | ||
| He doesn't really need it, though. | ||
| They don't even fuck with him on the ground. | ||
| But that's why he's so good, because his striking is good. | ||
| They can't get him matchups. | ||
| They can't get close to Ryan Hall, because he'll throw head kicks at you. | ||
| And he's throwing shit, and he's staying on the outside. | ||
| So Ryan Hall stuck it out. | ||
| He didn't quit. | ||
| He could have easily quit MMA, and just said, fuck it, I'm running my jiu-jitsu school, and made 50k a month. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| I root for that guy. | ||
| But he stuck it out. | ||
| He stuck it out, and now what's happening, you're seeing the rise of Ryan Hall right now. | ||
| Kind of. | ||
| They can't get him matches. | ||
| There's no marketing. | ||
| It's too scary. | ||
| No, he'll rip your fucking ankle off. | ||
| Yeah, because he doesn't need to take you down. | ||
| This fight is heating up. | ||
| Davi Ramos just clipped Islam with a big right hand. | ||
| Oh, did he? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's dangerous, man. | ||
| Hey, back to Verdum, though. | ||
| Verdum, top five of all time, I think. | ||
| If you look at his record, what he's done, top five. | ||
| He doesn't get enough credit. | ||
| Before his last few fights, I would have put him at number one. | ||
| I had him number one until he lost. | ||
| When he beat Cain Velasquez, you've got to think, okay, here's a guy who beat Fedor, Noguera, and Cain Velasquez, three of the greatest of all time, submitted all of them. | ||
| I mean, how do you not have that guy number one? | ||
| And people forget, too, when he fought Travis Brown on Fox, it was like the third or fourth big Fox fight, that was Travis Brown in his prime. | ||
| I think Travis ranked like three in the world, and Verdun dismantled him. | ||
| Is Travis done? | ||
| Have you talked to him? | ||
| No, I don't mean him don't speak. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think he works for Ronda. | ||
| I think he helps her with her merch and stuff. | ||
| They're good, man. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| I think... | ||
| Yeah, there's plenty of money. | ||
| There's no need to fight. | ||
| No, no need to get punched in the face. | ||
| But I think with Verdum, man, he was so good. | ||
| He's my favorite, man. | ||
| I always loved Verdum. | ||
| He was so nice. | ||
| It took him a while to get going. | ||
| It took him a while. | ||
| It was a hard transition. | ||
| Because when he first started Fabrice Verdum, his striking was like, oh shit, I got to get this fight to the ground. | ||
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| Now he's a legit Muay Thai. | ||
| Are you kidding me? | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Knocked out Mark Hunt. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's amazing. | ||
| Remember when Junior knocked him out? | ||
| Remember when Junior KO'd him with an uppercut? | ||
| That's when Junior, like, burst on the scene. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, God, I forgot about that uppercut. | ||
| Yeah, dude. | ||
| Junior was an assassin when he was first fighting. | ||
| And then you're seeing that, too. | ||
| Another guy who didn't give up and he keeps pushing. | ||
| And little by little, that striking's getting deadly. | ||
| Vinny Magalas. | ||
| BJ Penn on the streets. | ||
| Don't forget about Vinny Magalas. | ||
| Because that guy... | ||
| Woo! | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Davi Ramos is throwing some heat, son. | ||
| He's looking for the takedown. | ||
| Can he get it? | ||
| Dude, Vinny Magalhães pulled guard twice in the same night with two victories in that PFL. Vinny's a freak, man. | ||
| Dude, he pulled guard twice in one night and got two victories. | ||
| Yeah, he'd be lost in that finals. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| That million dollar finals. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| He learned a lot from that, dude. | ||
| Have you seen him lately? | ||
| Dude, he's so... | ||
| He's shredded. | ||
| He got his cardio together. | ||
| He's a scary dude, man. | ||
| And he's like, Fabrice, he just keeps going. | ||
| He doesn't give up. | ||
| And little by little, he's fucking knocking dudes out with head kicks. | ||
| You can't sleep on Vinny. | ||
| No, he's elite. | ||
| How old is Vinny now? | ||
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| He burst on the UFC and just wasn't ready. | ||
| Wasn't ready. | ||
| Yeah, striking wasn't ready. | ||
| His problem has always been cardio. | ||
| And I always tell him, I go, dude, once you conquer your cardio problem, you're going to be fucking hard to deal with for anybody. | ||
| That was a good left hand of the body by Makachev. | ||
| He's mixing it up. | ||
| That was a slick move. | ||
| He's been throwing them all the head and Dobby put his hands up and he went right to the ribcage This is a interesting fight man Very interesting. | ||
| It's not a cakewalk, is it? | ||
| Is this the second round? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| They haven't been on the ground at all, right? | ||
| No. | ||
| No, I'd love for it to go to the ground, though. | ||
| No, I mean, both guys have tried, too, which is interesting, that Makachev tried to bring it to the ground. | ||
| Is it just Anik and Dominic Cruz doing the company? | ||
| Yeah, just two-man crew. | ||
| God, Anik, go home. | ||
| They got that guy going everywhere. | ||
| Kids, go home, dude. | ||
| Give him a break. | ||
| This is his gig, man. | ||
| No, he loves it. | ||
| I don't think he was in China for Zhang Weili. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Did he catch him or was he going for a takedown? | ||
| It's hard to tell. | ||
| It was hard to tell there. | ||
| How about Wei Li Zhang? | ||
| Or Zhang Wei Li? | ||
| That chick? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The one who just fucked up. | ||
| Starts Andrade. | ||
| I didn't see the fight. | ||
| Was it legit or luck? | ||
| Oh, that beat the shit out of her. | ||
| 40 seconds. | ||
| She's just an amazing striker or what? | ||
| She's a killer, man. | ||
| She's a fucking straight killer. | ||
| 20 in one. | ||
| She's like 20 in a row. | ||
| She's a monster. | ||
| She caught her with a right hand, hurt her, and then finished her off. | ||
| Was she in one FC? I don't know. | ||
| She's beating bitches up somewhere. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I've got to be honest. | ||
| I've never heard of her until then. | ||
| I was like, oh, Andrade's going to steamroll her. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
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| I've seen her fight, man. | ||
| I don't follow women's fighting that deep. | ||
| She's fucking solid. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| You need to change that. | ||
| Did people get mad at you when you were talking shit about the strawweight division? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
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| I have a fight show, and then if it's... | ||
| Kind of, I have a fight. | ||
| It's like a lifestyle show, and then I'm like, oh, there's fights this weekend. | ||
| I know who she is. | ||
| Andraj for the win. | ||
| That's how I cover it. | ||
| This is... | ||
| But Davi Ramos is pushing the pace here. | ||
| I mean, Davi's the one who's constantly moving forward here, and he's trying to counter and throw these explosive bombs, but Islam is using good footwork and good movement. | ||
| And you know what, Davi's right eye is cut. | ||
| Yep, nice movement there in the clinch. | ||
| Davi's just coming up short. | ||
| He's throwing that jab and then the big right hand, but Makachev's moving just enough away. | ||
| That's like fight IQ, and he's popping that jab at him. | ||
| It's a real technical fight. | ||
| Very. | ||
| Well, that's how Makachev fights, man. | ||
| His whole game is... | ||
| And he's only 27. That's the other thing about Makachev. | ||
| Dude, that's why I think in the main event with Khabib, you know how Khabib will fuck around a little bit and play the ego game and strike with you? | ||
| I think his dad's in his corner now. | ||
| He's like, we ain't doing that. | ||
| We're not taking any of these risks. | ||
| And he listened to his dad. | ||
| So I think you can get a full onslaught of Khabib grappling. | ||
| There's also this fucking heat, man. | ||
| Dominic Cruz is the hottest place on earth. | ||
| That's not exactly what he said, Joe. | ||
| Let's be honest. | ||
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| Something like that. | ||
| Something like that. | ||
| Look at C. Davi, he's swinging these punches, but his entry is short. | ||
| Dude, he landed a hammer fist on his forehead. | ||
| How old is Ramos? | ||
| 32. So Islam's 27, Davi's 32. He's just like, in his entry, it's a lot of these guys, particularly like jiu-jitsu guys, even if they develop power, they don't necessarily spend a lot of time on footwork. | ||
| Footwork is so crucial for your ability to move in and move out. | ||
| Did you see Campbell versus Lomachenko? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Woo! | ||
| That's all footwork, baby. | ||
| Good fight, though. | ||
| Campbell brought it, man. | ||
| Yes, he did. | ||
| That wasn't a cakewalk. | ||
| I think footwork is overrated. | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
| It took you two seconds. | ||
| I'm a little faded. | ||
| I was like, what's happening right now, Eddie? | ||
| It's not about footwork, dude. | ||
| Footwork's everything, man. | ||
| Footwork's everything. | ||
| One of the interesting things about watching a guy with really good footwork is you can see his opponent doesn't necessarily know how he caught him with that left hand. | ||
| Dude, he did get dropped. | ||
| That dropped him. | ||
| Dude, it dropped him and then he went for a takedown. | ||
| Good acting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, he was in the area. | ||
| It was like survival reaction. | ||
| But Makachev definitely landed more. | ||
| That was a big shot, though. | ||
| Davi's fucking dangerous, man. | ||
| But look, it's becoming more of a striking fight. | ||
| Look how fucking... | ||
| He's got his mouth open too, man. | ||
| That's how hot it is in that joint. | ||
| I'd love to see him just grapple. | ||
| I can't understand why they don't have better AC. Dude, they should have like those misters that they have at like Universal Studios. | ||
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You know those misters? | |
| Oh, while you're waiting in line? | ||
| How cool would that be? | ||
| Well, then everybody would be greasy as fuck. | ||
| And they'd be wet. | ||
| They'd be terrible for grappling. | ||
| But they're all sweaty anyway, man. | ||
| I mean, how much wet are they going to get? | ||
| Nobody wants to see that shit on the ground anyways. | ||
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| Stand and bang. | ||
| Oh. | ||
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| It's so... | ||
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Oh! | |
| Wow! | ||
| Dude, that's some ground and pound. | ||
| That's some ground and pound right there. | ||
| That's that combat thombo ground and pound, son. | ||
| Goddamn, son. | ||
| Damn! | ||
| Look, he's going to London right there. | ||
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He's busted up. | |
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| He's going to London right there. | ||
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Look at that. | |
| Let's see if he can pull anything off, man. | ||
| I mean, he's got to be exhausted right here. | ||
| Yeah, look, Makachev pulls right out. | ||
| Pops right out of there. | ||
| So greasy. | ||
| Yeah, so greasy. | ||
| Let's see if Davi can pull something off, though. | ||
| Dude, he's gonna go for a triangle. | ||
| How many of these guys, traditional jiu-jitsu guys, are embracing rubber guard? | ||
| How many of them have come to you to try to learn some of this stuff because of the fact... | ||
| It's like the best thing to do when you're in a position where someone's really greasy. | ||
| You actually have control of your own leg. | ||
| And you can control someone's body. | ||
| And, you know, still it helps if they're greasy. | ||
| Not that many people are coming to me. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Not that many. | ||
| I would imagine like this. | ||
| This is not a bad idea, but it's not as good. | ||
| Yeah, if you're still doubting if Rubber Guard is legit, go to the Instagram, Rubber Guard Assassins. | ||
| Go to that, and then just look at those clips, and then tell me if it's legit or something. | ||
| That's a dope Instagram page, Rubber Guard Assassins. | ||
| I'm there every day. | ||
| Yeah, that's just a reminder. | ||
| That's one of my spots I go to every day to see what's up. | ||
| Callan's on his way, by the way. | ||
| Allegedly. | ||
| Callan's at the cheese store right now, sniffing. | ||
| He's helping a friend move or something. | ||
| Cheese sounds good right now, dude. | ||
| What are you playing, Jamie? | ||
| Oh, was that an early knockout? | ||
| That was that guy who I said got starched. | ||
| Dude, his legs were shaking. | ||
| Did you see his legs? | ||
| He hit him right behind the ear. | ||
| Dude, his legs were vibrating. | ||
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Yeah, man. | |
| Remind that equilibrium. | ||
| That happens, son. | ||
| Yeah, it does. | ||
| Filthy, though. | ||
| You know, when Valentina Shevchenko head kicked Jessica Ai, dude, she was down and out for so long, and her legs were doing this little twitching thing, like this here. | ||
| Sound like a bat. | ||
| That girl, Valentina Shevchenko, you know, I was talking to Gaston Bolanos. | ||
| He came backstage to my show in San Francisco, and we were talking, and he said something that I totally agree with. | ||
| He said she might have one of the highest IQs, fight IQs, in any division. | ||
| Male, female. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| She's so good. | ||
| She's so goddamn good. | ||
| She's setting her up with that body kick. | ||
| Whack! | ||
| Whack! | ||
| And then... | ||
| Look at that! | ||
| Right off the coconut. | ||
| She's so good. | ||
| On that left arm. | ||
| But look at the Russian's left elbow. | ||
| Not in a good spot for Davi. | ||
| He needs to get that elbow in before he goes for an elbow. | ||
| Is Davi a good guard player? | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He's known for strangling people and arm bars and shit. | ||
| His top game's super high level, but I haven't really seen him fight off his back. | ||
| Yeah, he's struggling here. | ||
| A little wrist control. | ||
| Let's see what he's got. | ||
| Looking for the Kimura. | ||
| Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. | ||
| Leg going through. | ||
| Uh-oh, uh-oh. | ||
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There it is. | |
| Look at that. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| He almost had it. | ||
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Sneaky. | |
| That was sneaky. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| Setting him up for the Kimura on the right arm, but going for the armbar on the left. | ||
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| Hey, Joe, has Don McCruz talked to you about coming back and fighting? | ||
| Yes, he's on his way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he's coming back. | ||
| He's trying to get a fight with Sahudo. | ||
| Triple C. It's a great fight. | ||
| Yeah, and they're talking a lot of shit to each other. | ||
| That's a huge fight. | ||
| So who has to fight Benavidez? | ||
| He does? | ||
| That's what Dana said. | ||
| 25? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or vacate. | ||
| The only problem with that is, like, what if someone gets injured? | ||
| What if Benavidez gets injured? | ||
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True. | |
| See, this is interesting right here, because Davi has control of his leg. | ||
| And Islam's on top of him. | ||
| Not much time to work for Davi, man. | ||
| Not looking good. | ||
| Yeah, I think a decision loss. | ||
| Well, this is why you realize why Islam is a 400 once hit. | ||
| I don't have to pay you 20 bucks today, right? | ||
| You don't have to pay you 20 dollars at all. | ||
| It's just kind of fun in the moment. | ||
| What? | ||
| Pay the money, bro. | ||
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No. | |
| This is nonsense. | ||
| It's not fair. | ||
| People are watching. | ||
| Minus 400? | ||
| People are watching. | ||
| Like, really? | ||
| I don't have to pay? | ||
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Are you serious? | |
| Let's just keep tabs. | ||
| Are you serious? | ||
| What does Dobby do here, Eddie? | ||
| Tell me what to do. | ||
| If you were in Dobby's corner... | ||
| Mission Control, Dead Orchard. | ||
| Dead Orchard? | ||
| Really? | ||
| Is that hard to do on Slippery Folk? | ||
| Dude, Dead Orchard is the most common submission in Jiu Jitsu, a submission from your back. | ||
| The history of jujitsu. | ||
| Really? | ||
| There's more Dead Orchard arm bars than any other kind of arm bar from the garden, any kind of style of grappling. | ||
| There's Dead Orchard arm bars going on all day everywhere around the world. | ||
| There's an Instagram called Dead Orchard Society. | ||
| Dude, they're everywhere. | ||
| And you don't see like regular traditional arm bars anywhere these days. | ||
| When was the last time you seen an arm bar from the guard in Abu Dhabi? | ||
| I could think of two. | ||
| Shondi Ribeiro, he's got a good close guard arm bar, and Crone Gracie. | ||
| That's it. | ||
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That's it. | |
| You never see arm bars from the guard. | ||
| And this is Nathan Orchard's invention. | ||
| Did he get really good at it? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| He invented it? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| It's amazing when one guy finds a move that's so effective. | ||
| Nathan Orchard is a bad motherfucker, dude. | ||
| 29, 28. Bang! | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| So, pretty clearly, Islam won this fight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| 10th Planet Seattle, Nathan Orchard. | ||
| Just a little shout out. | ||
| Sorry about that. | ||
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I'm sorry. | |
| Who's running Portland? | ||
| That's Phil Schwartz. | ||
| That's another fucking monster. | ||
| Dude, we got monsters everywhere, dude. | ||
| All over the world. | ||
| Isn't it crazy? | ||
| All over the world. | ||
| All that shit started out of the Bomb Squad. | ||
| Yeah, dude. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
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Remember? | |
| Back in the day, son. | ||
| Dude, I got killers all over the goddamn world every day I wake up. | ||
| I'm like, how the fuck did that happen? | ||
| You know who looks fucking great? | ||
| Ralph. | ||
| Ralph. | ||
| Ralph Waring. | ||
| Look at you, following Ralph. | ||
| I follow Ralph. | ||
| I talked to him. | ||
| 10th Planet Berlin. | ||
| Old school dude. | ||
| I used to hate rolling with that guy. | ||
| He was way bigger back then, too. | ||
| He's leaned out. | ||
| He's shredded. | ||
| You see the picture that he posted? | ||
| 55 years old? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Full six pack. | ||
| Shredded back. | ||
| He's a super athlete. | ||
| And constantly working. | ||
| Constantly training. | ||
| Ralph was, before the whole leg lock revolution, Ralph and Victor and Amir, they were all training with CSW and Josh Barnett and Eric Paulson. | ||
| They were my leg lock guys. | ||
| I had a leg lock crew. | ||
| I thought I was balls deep in the leg locks. | ||
| The last time Victor caught me, he caught me with a heel hook. | ||
| Yeah, those are my leg lock guys. | ||
| And then when the leg lock revolution busted out, I realized, shit, I'm not doing enough leg locks. | ||
| I thought I was doing plenty with leg locks. | ||
| We were heel hooking all the goddamn time in Tenth Planet. | ||
| But then once EBI took off, I realized, oh shit, I'm not doing enough leg locks. | ||
| I thought I was, but I'm not. | ||
| So I fixed that shit. | ||
| What's that dude telling him what to say? | ||
| Call somebody out, probably. | ||
| Don't forget to thank the prince. | ||
| I'm paying you shit, Brandon. | ||
| No, you don't owe me shit. | ||
| You owe him 20 bucks. | ||
| I don't give a fuck about that shit. | ||
| How come you're so aggressive about not paying? | ||
| I don't pay bets. | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| Nothing, dude. | ||
| Let me go back to your back since this is over already because I'm very curious about this. | ||
| I'm going to poke you in the back. | ||
| Has anybody ever gotten that disc replacement thing and then gone into athletics? | ||
| Gone back? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm trying, man. | ||
| I'm rolling with little dudes. | ||
| I'm trying to get in there. | ||
| I'm trying to get my shit together. | ||
| When you're teaching jujitsu, when you're teaching and you're not rolling, there's a big difference, man. | ||
| Because if you're not rolling, there's so much shit that you forget. | ||
| When you roll, every time I'm rolling, even when it's like little blue belts and stuff, I'm like, oh, I remember that little transition. | ||
| I got to teach that. | ||
| Oh, I remember that one. | ||
| Oh, I remember this. | ||
| I remember that. | ||
| Because if you're not rolling, dude, it's like if you're teaching and you're not rolling, all your experience is just like plateaued. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| You don't... | ||
| It's so hard to evolve and progress if you're not rolling. | ||
| Man, I'm just trying to roll just to keep my teaching evolving. | ||
| Relative. | ||
| Once you stop rolling, dude, you're frozen in time. | ||
| It's like teaching a language but not talking. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| It's so important. | ||
| You gotta keep rolling. | ||
| Physically, I'm probably not supposed to be rolling, but a couple times a week, like twice a week I roll. | ||
| Have you had your back looked at since you said that it's in pain? | ||
| I'm afraid. | ||
| You're afraid like some shit's loose? | ||
| I'm afraid. | ||
| How do you feel right now sitting there? | ||
| Right now I'm fine. | ||
| Doesn't hurt? | ||
| Right now, when it hurts is if I stand for too long. | ||
| Remember back in the day at the Comedy Store when I would stand? | ||
| They'd go, where's Eddie at? | ||
| And Joe would go, oh, he's sitting down somewhere. | ||
| His back's fucked up. | ||
| I couldn't stand for more than 15 minutes. | ||
| This was for years. | ||
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This was like early 2000s. | |
| Where's Eddie? | ||
| Joe would say, he's sitting down somewhere. | ||
| Early 2000s, he couldn't stand. | ||
| I can't stand in one spot for more than 15-20 minutes without my back freezing up. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| So when I'm teaching now, I'm teaching, and if I'm just standing around teaching, within a half an hour, I've got to sit down and start stretching my hamstrings. | ||
| Because you get tired. | ||
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What do you do? | |
| Now, let me ask you this. | ||
| If you strengthen all those muscles, like significantly strengthen all those muscles in your back. | ||
| Listen, man, this place is open to you anytime you want to use it. | ||
| There's a reverse hyper machine. | ||
| There's a bunch of back things. | ||
| It's inflammation that I'm dealing with. | ||
| It's not weak muscles. | ||
| It's inflammation. | ||
| I understand, but some of that can be mitigated by these machines. | ||
| Take painkillers? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Fuck that. | ||
| And then the other thing is sauna. | ||
| Anytime you want to use a sauna here, go sit in that sauna. | ||
| That'll reduce inflammation big time. | ||
| You know what helps the most is when I jump in a pool and I swim. | ||
| Take the weight off of it? | ||
| It's like the coolness of the pool. | ||
| It's like doing cardio in a pool, dude. | ||
| When I'm doing sprints and I'm dead tired and I'm out at the pool, I'm in a fucking pool and I'm automatically being cooled off in a pool. | ||
| It's the best for me. | ||
| Swimming is everything for me right now. | ||
| Did you see that football player who went in the cryo chamber and didn't wear the booties? | ||
| And he stayed in there for like four minutes? | ||
| Yeah, we were talking about that right before the podcast. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah, the guy, what is his name, Jamie? | ||
| Antonio Brown. | ||
| He got cut today because he's an asshole, but he's the best player in the game. | ||
| He's not better than Odell Beckham Jr., okay? | ||
| Shut the fuck up about Antonio Brown, right? | ||
| Stats beg to differ. | ||
| The best catch of all time, the best catch in NFL history was by who? | ||
| The Giants receiver, Tyree. | ||
| David Tyree. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Odell Beckham, when he goes back with one hand in the end zone like this. | ||
| But the homeboy did in the Super Bowl. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| No, no, that's the best catch in NFL history. | ||
| That's Odell Beckham. | ||
| Bring a jumper in case he gets cold inside in the van here. | ||
| Is that really what they said during the UFC fan experience? | ||
| Yeah, I think they made this arena specifically for UFC events. | ||
| They're going to take someone and drag them into the woods with a camel. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| You mean the sand. | ||
| Drag them into the sand. | ||
| Yeah, there's no woods out there. | ||
| Someone's getting fucked up. | ||
| They might make their own woods out there. | ||
| Do you know Abu Dhabi, they make it rain there once a year? | ||
| On purpose. | ||
| Once a year? | ||
| No, excuse me. | ||
| Once a week. | ||
| They cloud seed. | ||
| Once a year. | ||
| 52 times a year. | ||
| That's unreal. | ||
| They built their own islands, too, yeah? | ||
| Yeah, they did. | ||
| That's Dubai, actually. | ||
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Is it? | |
| Dubai has a crazy island that's shaped like the world. | ||
| Yeah, like a palm tree. | ||
| But it's like each one of them represents the different continents. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Yeah, it's really kind of crazy. | ||
| But some of them are melting, right? | ||
| Like the sand, like the water's taking them away. | ||
| People have these huge cribs on them. | ||
| You can't really fight nature. | ||
| Do they have hurricanes in that area? | ||
| I do not. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I do not think so. | ||
| Did you hear people were criticizing Tyler Perry? | ||
| Because Tyler Perry sent a bunch of resources down to the Bahamas, a bunch of supplies, but he did it in his private jet. | ||
| He sent his own jet filled with products. | ||
| And people were like, you know, that's the height of celebrity ignorance. | ||
| You're using a private jet and it's contributing to global warming. | ||
| I'm like, how the fuck do you think that they're going to get these things down there? | ||
| Listen, Eve Edwards, UFC legend Eve Edwards, he's from the Bahamas. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And he's trying to rally as many people as possible to help. | ||
| To go down there? | ||
| Go to Eve. | ||
| It's at Thug Jiu Jitsu on Instagram. | ||
| Thug Jitsu. | ||
| Thug Jitsu. | ||
| At Thug Jitsu on Instagram. | ||
| If you want to donate and help the people out. | ||
| Is it a GoFundMe? | ||
| It's some kind of donation. | ||
| Dude, have you seen the drone footage of that island, that Abaco Island? | ||
| Dude, it looks like a bomb got dropped on that motherfucker. | ||
| Wow, look at that. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| That looks like the flag. | ||
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Look at that. | |
| There you go. | ||
| Thug Jitsu Master. | ||
| Thug Jitsu Master. | ||
| But it missed Florida, right? | ||
| It went right past Florida. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it was on the way to Alabama, according to Trump. | ||
| Did you see that? | ||
| No. | ||
| Where Trump drew, like, they told Trump, Trump said it's on the way to Alabama, and they're like, no it's not. | ||
| So he shows a map of the hurricane, and then with a sharpie, he had drawn a line, like, headed towards Alabama. | ||
| He's fantastic. | ||
| He's like, look, look. | ||
| He's fantastic. | ||
| And they're like, what the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| Dude, people were watching, looking at the picture, like Kyle Kalinske had it up on his Instagram, howling, howling at this. | ||
| Like, Trump just added a Sharpie. | ||
| He just drew an extra line. | ||
| It's classic. | ||
| But, Jamie, didn't you say it may or may not be, like, against the law, what he did? | ||
|
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Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| It's, like, against the law to alter a federal forecast or something like that? | ||
| You know what? | ||
| That's all bullshit. | ||
| Fuck that. | ||
| Fuck that. | ||
| That's just fucking bullshit. | ||
| What is that on CNN? They're talking shit on Trump? | ||
| No, everywhere. | ||
| I know on CNN they're all over Trump for that shit. | ||
| They need to shut the fuck up at CNN. Fox News is making fun of it too, dude. | ||
| Fuck Fox News too. | ||
| No, look, Eddie, everyone was making fun of it. | ||
| He literally drew a line. | ||
| It's just funny. | ||
| The guy didn't want to be proven wrong. | ||
| He said that it was going to Alabama. | ||
| The forecasters did not say it was going to Alabama. | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
| So he took a piece of paper with the forecast and drew an extra little line, a little loop, headed towards Alabama. | ||
| It's just funny, Eddie. | ||
| Do you know that island that got hit? | ||
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Look, look, look. | |
| Look at the Sharpie line. | ||
| Look at the bubbles. | ||
| He's like, look, see, I told you. | ||
| The forecast. | ||
| Look, there's an extra little bubble. | ||
| How does he not have people around like, dog, they ain't gonna fly, man. | ||
| Some people are gonna see this. | ||
| The people around him will not deny that he did it. | ||
| Do you know that island that got hit? | ||
| Do you know that... | ||
| The conspiracy theory. | ||
| I don't know if it's right. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| There's conspiracy on hurricanes hitting? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow, what are they? | ||
| This is weird. | ||
| Conspiracy theory is so crazy and the Epstein and all that shit. | ||
| It's so crazy. | ||
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No, no. | |
| With hurricanes and hurricanes. | ||
| Epstein, I'm with you. | ||
| With Epstein happening, dude, you guys got to be open to fucking everything. | ||
| Okay, tell us about the hurricane, Eddie. | ||
| Tell us about the hurricane, Eddie. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| You guys don't want to hear about that shit. | ||
| I've never heard one of hurricane. | ||
| I believe in Epstein. | ||
| I believe in fucking a ton of stuff. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| Oh, Eddie. | ||
| You guys... | ||
| He got mad about Trump. | ||
| He's a Trump supporter. | ||
| Trump trying to fucking save this country and the fucking crazy left is trying to fucking put transgenders in elementary schools. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So that's you guys believe whatever the fuck is a simple simplified narrative. | ||
| But yeah, it's like, come on, man. | ||
| Paul Felder. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Paul Felder. | ||
| Paul Felder is a big fucking lightweight. | ||
| I love the shorts too. | ||
| Keep them high and tight, bro. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know why anybody would wear shorts that are loose because it gives someone an opportunity to grab them. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Also just mobility. | ||
| Boxers wear them so bad. | ||
| Why would loose shorts mean you could grab them? | ||
| Because people just do grab them. | ||
| It doesn't mean you can. | ||
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But it's illegal. | |
| It's illegal, but they do. | ||
| But nobody grabs tights. | ||
| I mean, if someone grabs tights, they literally- I'll grab motherfucking tights. | ||
| Dude, check out the lifts for loose shorts. | ||
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I'll grab tights. | |
| You're grabbing my loose-ass pants? | ||
| I'm going to grab your tights. | ||
| That's what happened in Metamorris, too. | ||
| There was like a big fucking- It was some bullshit-ass legal shit going on with that. | ||
| Because I was wearing pants, and Hoyler was wearing tights. | ||
| They said, since you're wearing pants, Hoyler can grab them- And I said, okay, if he could grab my pants, I'm gonna grab his shorts. | ||
| No, you can't grab shorts. | ||
| I'm like, he's grabbing my pants. | ||
| Why can't I grab his shorts? | ||
| Because the shorts are form-fitting. | ||
| And your pants are loose. | ||
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Hey, Jamie, can you bring up Barbosa's last few fights? | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| It doesn't make any sense that I was in the middle of all that shit. | ||
| They were doing everything to try to get you to lose. | ||
| Dude, it was some crazy shit where I had to go at the very end. | ||
| I'd go, okay, you could grab my motherfucking pants and I won't grab your fucking shorts. | ||
| It got to that. | ||
| Is that how you left it? | ||
| I'm like, grab my motherfucking pants! | ||
| Because I was trying to make it legal for him to grab my pants because they weren't form-fitting, but I couldn't grab his shorts because they were form-fitting. | ||
| Did you ever find out how bad his knee is? | ||
| Bro, his knee, I will never forget that. | ||
| Sitting there, because I was live. | ||
| I was right there. | ||
| I was watching you wrench his knee sideways, and I was just going... | ||
| I was thinking he's going to tap any second now, and it's going... | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He didn't tap. | ||
| That shit popped all over the place. | ||
| He's an animal. | ||
| And he wouldn't tap. | ||
| He's an animal. | ||
| The fact that he didn't tap. | ||
| It's been tough for him. | ||
| Lost three of those last four. | ||
| Shark Winnie? | ||
| That has to be fake, right? | ||
| No. | ||
| He got KO'd. | ||
| Who the fuck is Shark Winnie? | ||
| Who is Shark Winnie? | ||
| Click on Shark Winnie. | ||
| The Dan Hooker fight. | ||
| That's fake, bro. | ||
| What do you mean it's fake? | ||
| Barboza vs Winnie. | ||
| He never headlined in March 30th. | ||
| That's fake. | ||
| What? | ||
| Dude, look at Bruce Buffer's jacket! | ||
| Who's Shark Winnie? | ||
| That's the greatest jacket ever. | ||
| Is it fake? | ||
| It's a fake. | ||
| It's fake, Joe. | ||
| Yeah, because his last fight, he knocked out Dan Hooker, right? | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| There's no guy named Dan Hooker. | ||
| Justin Gagey KO'd him in his last fight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is kind of a crossroads for Barboza. | ||
| Someone fucked with Wikipedia and got us to say it. | ||
| They got us. | ||
| Enjoy it, fellas. | ||
| Who won their first match? | ||
| I'm lost. | ||
| Felder lost. | ||
| Barboza lit him up. | ||
| Decision. | ||
| Barboza lit him up. | ||
| Good fight, though. | ||
| Bro, he was hitting him with this switch kick. | ||
| With everything. | ||
| That was literally like he was moving through time. | ||
| This is kind of a crossroads for Barboza. | ||
| You look at his kind of... | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Crossroads for Felder, too, man. | ||
| Felder got beat by Mike Perry. | ||
| Broke his arm. | ||
| Had to get his arm bolted together again. | ||
| Was that his last fight? | ||
| That's his last fight, right? | ||
| Mike Perry. | ||
| Feld is going to be fine, though, as a commentator. | ||
| Oh, he's a great commentator. | ||
| I love him as a commentator. | ||
| His mind is so sharp, too. | ||
| Smart dude. | ||
| He's not having any problems at all. | ||
| And he's got a fucking chin like a piece of rock. | ||
| He also looks like Stephen King. | ||
| What a dumb description. | ||
| A piece of rock? | ||
| Oh, I saw It 2 last night. | ||
| How was it? | ||
| Fucking legit, man. | ||
| Was it? | ||
| The ending, a little dicey. | ||
| Stephen King? | ||
| I heard it sucked. | ||
| From who? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Probably saying people that hated Dave Chappelle's comedy special. | ||
| Yeah, fucking damn. | ||
| People hated Dave Chappelle's comedy special? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Who did? | ||
| The critics. | ||
| Social media. | ||
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Did you hear what happened? | |
| Well, social media. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| They hated it? | ||
| The critics, this is what happened. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| On Rotten Tomatoes. | ||
| Dude, that was so good. | ||
| So good. | ||
| The critics put it on Rotten Tomatoes, and Rotten Tomatoes only let five critics judge it, and they gave it a 0%. | ||
| They didn't have it open to the public, and people were furious. | ||
| Okay, here we go. | ||
| The fight started. | ||
| Then they opened it up to the public. | ||
| It got 99%, which fucking nothing gets. | ||
| Dave Chappelle crushed that shit. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| It's Dave Chappelle. | ||
| So Paul Felder, ooh, look at that, right away. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| But Barboza right away with that. | ||
| We throwing spin and shit? | ||
| That low calf kick, and then Felder brings it back. | ||
| Hey, was it because of that LBGT bit? | ||
| Oh, yeah, that's definitely a lot of it. | ||
| Felder just touched him with, oh, there's that switch kick. | ||
| These boys ain't trying to go to the judges, are they? | ||
| That switch kick that Barboza throws is the best in the game. | ||
| His switch kick to the body is fucking insane. | ||
| Dude, Barboza's tan is way better than Felder's. | ||
| It's a lot better. | ||
| Look at that tan. | ||
| Felder's that Philly white boy, man. | ||
| Felder's putting that fucking pressure on him, huh? | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That low calf kick. | ||
| Everybody's throwing that. | ||
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Oh, damn. | |
| Felder's throwing heat. | ||
| Barboza has a speed advantage for sure. | ||
| Oh, yeah, for sure. | ||
| But he has it over almost everybody. | ||
| He's so fast. | ||
| Were they ever on the ground in their first fight? | ||
| I don't believe so. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I think it was mostly a lot of this. | ||
| That'd be tragic. | ||
| Felder's not taking anybody down. | ||
| He cracks with everybody. | ||
| Look at this, though. | ||
| He's trying to take him down. | ||
| He might just be threatening him. | ||
| Also, because it's hot as fuck out there. | ||
| He's trying to wear him out. | ||
| I don't think it's that hot out there, man. | ||
| I think you're blowing it out of proportion. | ||
| Well, Dominic Cruz said it's 120. Oh, there's blood. | ||
| Someone's got blood. | ||
| Look, it's all over Barboza's left arm. | ||
| There's Felder cut. | ||
| Hashtag in Abu Dhabi. | ||
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Nice. | |
| Where's that? | ||
| It's right there. | ||
| That's important to them. | ||
| The ring looks like a goddamn NASCAR. Oh, in the ring. | ||
| In the cage. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Ooh, left hook over the top. | ||
| Where is the... | ||
| Ooh, that leg kick in the game. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| Felder's just eating those. | ||
| Checked it, though. | ||
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Ooh! | |
| Left hand. | ||
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Bro! | |
| Somebody's going to drop. | ||
| Someone's getting knocked out. | ||
| That left hook connect, son. | ||
| Felder is bound and determined to get this back. | ||
| And after he got KO'd by Gaethje, he thinks that Barboza is ripe for the picking, I think. | ||
| It's fair thinking. | ||
| Who got knocked out by Gagey? | ||
| Barboza did. | ||
| He did. | ||
| Gagey starched him. | ||
| He stepped right to him and pounded his face with a right hand. | ||
| Then they're doing Gagey cowboy song. | ||
| What do you think about that? | ||
| That's a fight night. | ||
| Okay, so Felder's cut, and it looks like he's cut on the forehead. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Fuck! | ||
| Oh, he checked that one, though. | ||
| Dude, he checked it with his left leg. | ||
| Yeah, that's how you do it. | ||
| How weird is that? | ||
| No, no, no, it's not. | ||
| But look at the body shot that landed. | ||
| Is that how you do it? | ||
| You can. | ||
| You certainly can. | ||
| Dude, look at his fucking ribs now, though. | ||
| Yeah, but the way he checked it, the shin slammed right into the thick, heavy part of the bone below the knee. | ||
| That's where Chris Weidman broke Anderson Silva's leg. | ||
| Dude, that's a disadvantage of having a skin color like Bill Burr. | ||
| Anything that hits, you can fucking see. | ||
| So he's saying he got head-butted. | ||
| He's shaking his head. | ||
| What is he saying? | ||
| What is he saying? | ||
| Are they going to bring a doctor in here? | ||
| He was talking. | ||
| That's so weird. | ||
| What is he saying? | ||
| It's above it. | ||
| So he's checking the cut because it's coming into his eyes. | ||
| Not really. | ||
| That's a fine cut. | ||
| I don't get it. | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| Let's see what happened. | ||
| Oh, 100% headbutt. | ||
| 100% right there. | ||
| So what are they going to say? | ||
| Are they just going to let him fight? | ||
| But I don't understand why he took that little break down. | ||
| He wanted to let everybody know that it was a headbutt. | ||
| I think Herb wanted to check on it, too. | ||
| But he was motioning to check, to say something. | ||
| Oh, interesting. | ||
| He was alerting Herb. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| I'm telling you if Felder can land that fucking left, man. | ||
| Well, Barboza is almost purely a stand-up fighter. | ||
| When you're almost purely a stand-up fighter, so is Felder, and you've had a few knockouts. | ||
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Is Barboza still a purple belt? | |
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know what his jiu-jitsu is like. | ||
| He's got to be a black belt by now. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| He's got to be. | ||
| He's been in the mix for like eight years. | ||
| He's threatening with the spin. | ||
| He's under Ricardo Alameda, right? | ||
| If you look at his hips, he's looking to spin. | ||
| See that right hip? | ||
| He keeps setting up with his right hip. | ||
| Who's got a better wheel kick than that motherfucker? | ||
| He's got the best wheel kick ever. | ||
| Against Adam? | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| That was the first ever wheel kick KO in the UFC. He's got the best switch kick for sure. | ||
| I've never seen a switch kick better. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| Even in Muay Thai, I've never seen someone with a faster switch kick. | ||
| And it's also powerful, man. | ||
| You ever see when Mark Henry's holding pads for him and he hits that switch kick? | ||
| It's like, correct! | ||
| Like a baseball bat. | ||
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Correct! | |
| He's feeling good now. | ||
| He sees all the blood. | ||
| It's a fun fight. | ||
| Running down Felder's face. | ||
| He's feeling good now. | ||
| Yeah, Felder's in an interesting situation because he's a fucking dangerous guy for sure. | ||
| He's a tough fight for anybody. | ||
| But his face is busted up. | ||
| But can he be a world champion? | ||
| And if he can't, is he going to eventually just step back and just commentate? | ||
| Ooh, Barboza with a good luck. | ||
| I would imagine if, let's say he gets KO'd in this, I would imagine it goes through his head. | ||
| Well, I could probably just... | ||
| Be a commentator. | ||
| He's so good at it. | ||
| I think Barboza hurt his leg right there. | ||
| I don't like the way he wobbled after Felder checked that kick. | ||
| I think Barboza's right leg's in a little bit of trouble. | ||
| Because he wobbled. | ||
| And I don't like how he's moving. | ||
| Which leg, Joe? | ||
| His right leg. | ||
| His right leg. | ||
| He threw a kick and Felder checked it perfectly and Barboza had that little, oh fuck, I hurt my shin wobble. | ||
| And now he hasn't thrown it and he's moving away. | ||
| He's moving tenderly. | ||
| Now let me ask you something. | ||
| Wow, look at that monster. | ||
| Seasoned Muay Thai professional fighters, can they still get their leg kick checked and it hurts? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It still hurts. | ||
| You can't get to the point where it doesn't hurt no more? | ||
| Because the nerves are dead, right? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| But the muscle. | ||
| Well, there's all tissue around it. | ||
| What about the banana trees? | ||
| But there's all this stuff. | ||
| Banana trees are easy, dude. | ||
| I could kick the fuck out of a banana tree. | ||
| So even seasoned Muay Thai fighters will still feel pain in their shin if it gets caught wrong? | ||
| Most of it they feel on the outside of the shin. | ||
| The bone in the shin gets what's called calcified, right? | ||
| So you have these micro-fractures that are happening all over your shin as you're clashing shins and hitting heavy bags and hitting sandbags and all that shit gets dead. | ||
| But what doesn't get dead is all the shit around it. | ||
| So when you get caught on that shit? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| All that, like here. | ||
| Like this kind of shit here. | ||
| I always thought, is there a point where your leg just doesn't feel shit? | ||
| Well, your leg meet leg. | ||
| Up here, up top, there's always vulnerable. | ||
| Particularly like Ernesto Hoost, he used to target right above the knee. | ||
| So no matter how much experience you have, if you get hit in the right spot, it hurts. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Especially a guy like Hoost. | ||
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Good God. | |
| Yeah, like Marboza, such a fucking leg kick asaurus. | ||
| He's such a monster with his leg kicks. | ||
| There's that switch. | ||
| Look at that switch. | ||
| He's lighting those ribs up. | ||
| He's checking it, though. | ||
| And every time he checks it, Barbosa's going to step back because you can snap your fucking shin. | ||
| And he's checking it with his knee. | ||
| Khabib's next? | ||
| Yeah, Khabib's next. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| I can't wait for that fight. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| That was two hours. | ||
| Quick. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
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There he goes. | |
| Spin to the body. | ||
| Felder with a kick to the body. | ||
| See, Felder's like one step behind. | ||
| I think if you're going to beat Barboza like the way Gaethje did it, you've got to literally throw yourself into the fire. | ||
| Didn't Khabib take Barboza down and smash him? | ||
| Smash him. | ||
| So did Kevin Lee. | ||
| You've got to wrestle him. | ||
| You can't sit here and play this game. | ||
| Well, if you do sit here and play this game, you've got to do it the way Gaethje does. | ||
| Gaethje goes out. | ||
| He runs into the fire like he's made out of asbestos. | ||
| He just fucking throws himself into it. | ||
| He makes it a fucking brawl. | ||
| Yeah, he makes it a horrific... | ||
| You can't sit on the outside and trade with him. | ||
| You can't sit on the outside. | ||
|
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Exactly. | |
| Exactly. | ||
| So this is... | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
| What? | ||
| What? | ||
| We've never seen that before. | ||
| Great double. | ||
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Good timing. | |
| Look at this. | ||
| He wants to steal this round. | ||
| Paul's lighting him up with some elbows down there. | ||
| And Felder's double grape fighting him up from the bottom. | ||
| But it doesn't matter. | ||
| He's still winning the round now. | ||
| It does matter because Paul cut him. | ||
| If the round ends, it doesn't matter. | ||
| Paul opened him up bad. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| If the round ends now... | ||
| But it's three minutes to go. | ||
| 3.30 to go. | ||
| He did cut him, though. | ||
| He cut him bad. | ||
| Did he cut him from the bottom? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| What? | ||
| He's bleeding bad. | ||
| Yeah, Susan went down there. | ||
| Elbow. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Have we seen Felder play guard? | ||
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Ladies and gentlemen. | |
| Oh, it's Brian Calvin! | ||
| A.K.A. the actor. | ||
| Come sit down. | ||
| A.K.A. the actor. | ||
| Where's your wine? | ||
| You want some whiskey, B? Where's the cheese? | ||
| You want some whiskey, B? You want a little whiskey? | ||
| I mean, I like blends. | ||
| I like blends. | ||
| If you're going to push me, I'll do it. | ||
| You like what? | ||
| Blands? | ||
| It's blends. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| You still have your makeup on from acting? | ||
| I do. | ||
| Didn't you wipe it off? | ||
| It looks good. | ||
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I did. | |
| Dude, my skin's 29 now. | ||
| You should hire someone to do that all day. | ||
| I know, dude. | ||
| I have 29. Dude, I have a sheen and tight skin, dude. | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| Arm bar from the bottom. | ||
| Felder. | ||
| Felder's a bad motherfucker, man. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| This is a bloodbath! | ||
| It is a bloodbath. | ||
| I'm going to say a lot of stuff that, you know, just general shit. | ||
| Look how bad Barboza's leaking. | ||
| Look how bad he's leaking on his leg. | ||
| I'm telling you, that elbow from the bottom fucked him up, man. | ||
| Hey, B, there you go. | ||
| Thanks, you're the best, buddy. | ||
| You're a pusher. | ||
| You're a bit of a pusher. | ||
| No, I just want you to join the fun. | ||
| Woo, this is a bloodbath. | ||
| This is the second round. | ||
| This is the best fight of the card so far. | ||
| It's been amazing. | ||
| Dude, look at the mouth behind his fucking ear. | ||
| Yeah, look at that, man. | ||
| Good God. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Right hand. | ||
| Barboza's having a hard time seeing. | ||
| This is getting hot. | ||
| I remember I was at the cage side of the first fight, and he had such red welts on his body. | ||
| Felder looks like such an Allen. | ||
| I don't know if this is a synchronicity. | ||
| You were there for the first fight? | ||
| I was there for the first fight. | ||
| Where was that one at? | ||
| I can't remember, but I could hear it go whack. | ||
| I think it was Vegas. | ||
| It had to have been Vegas. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I was going to say you wouldn't travel. | ||
| How weird is it that all this This blood starts spilling when a savage walks in the room. | ||
| How weird is that? | ||
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Oh! | |
| A savage like Brian. | ||
| Dude, I like being called a savage. | ||
| You walk in and all this blood spills. | ||
| What's going on? | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Oh! | ||
| Felder just caught him. | ||
| Felder just caught him. | ||
| That was a hard shot. | ||
| Dude, Felder's about to win this fight. | ||
| Third round, Barbosa's getting hot. | ||
| He's melting. | ||
| Oh, oh, oh! | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Felder's coming on strong. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Made of iron. | ||
| 124 to go. | ||
| Dude, he's a Philly boy. | ||
| Felder's so hard to hurt. | ||
| He's so hard to hurt. | ||
| White people are going crazy all over the world right now. | ||
| Philly's finest, bro. | ||
| I'm going hard for him. | ||
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White people are going crazy. | |
| Boom. | ||
| That's a nice whiskey. | ||
| Isn't that nice? | ||
| It's the best. | ||
| You don't need to mix it with anything. | ||
| This whiskey is like, you can drink it straight. | ||
| This is my go-to when I go to a bar. | ||
| Oh, Felder's right arm is hurting him. | ||
| He ate that because he went like this with his arm in a stiff way. | ||
| He ate that switch kick. | ||
| Yeah, and he's trying to hit him with an elbow now. | ||
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Oh, you're right. | ||
| He's kind of winked. | ||
| Yeah, it's hurt. | ||
| See how it's like hanging low? | ||
| He ate that switch kick on the arm. | ||
| Dude, Barboza kicks so hard. | ||
| If you catch that shit on your triceps. | ||
| Hey, these two are fucking each other up. | ||
| Fuck yeah, they are. | ||
| This is a great fight. | ||
| Great fight. | ||
| Felder Theater Major, for those of you guys wondering. | ||
| Yeah, brilliant man. | ||
| Yes, he is. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Deep, deep on the shot. | ||
| Deep on the shot. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| People get twisted that they think Barboza has horrible takedown defense. | ||
| He just fights fucking monsters. | ||
| Do you think those guys in the white get mad if blood gets on them? | ||
| I was going to say, there's Dominic Cruz. | ||
| No, I bet they like a little color. | ||
| Oh, the guys back there, the Saudis. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The princes. | ||
| Are they princes if they're wearing that? | ||
| No, but they do. | ||
| I guarantee there's some money in that group right there. | ||
| I just assume they're all princes. | ||
| But there's a hundred princes then. | ||
| Is there a hundred different places for a guy to be a prince? | ||
| Oh, they're in Saudi Arabia. | ||
| No, Abu Dhabi. | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
| Second round. | ||
| I assume they're all princes. | ||
| They all drive Lambos. | ||
| Bro, Barboza's exhausted. | ||
| And have toilet glasses. | ||
| Hey, Barboza's with ATT? When did that switch take place? | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| He went to Florida. | ||
| He moved back down to Florida. | ||
| After a couple of losses? | ||
| No, I think he was his family. | ||
| I think he wanted to be... | ||
| I think his family's down there. | ||
| I think it had to do with something about also being able to travel back and forth easily to Brazil. | ||
| Who is the guy in this corner, the guy with the tattoos? | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Great takedown. | ||
| Or Marcos de Mata? | ||
| I think that's who it is, yeah. | ||
| Parampa? | ||
| No, that's not the good one. | ||
| How do you say that? | ||
| Parampa? | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Look at that hook. | ||
| Look at that hook. | ||
| Here we go, round three. | ||
| I gotta piss. | ||
| Don't. | ||
| Go piss, man. | ||
| Stay right here. | ||
| Run, run. | ||
| Brian Callen's the expert here. | ||
| That's right, buddy. | ||
| Duke Rufus just gave him a kiss. | ||
| You don't laugh. | ||
| He's an expert, asshole. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| God, so rude. | ||
| I know. | ||
| He's outrageous. | ||
| Silly, silly, Brendan. | ||
| Sorry, I come from the set, guys. | ||
| Sorry about my makeup, and I'm feeling a little emotional. | ||
| Are you emotional because you've been acting? | ||
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I've been acting. | |
| Do you drain? | ||
| I'm so drained right now. | ||
| Recite one line. | ||
| Did you? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
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I'm not allowed to. | |
| You'll have to watch the show, sir. | ||
| Schooled. | ||
| Wednesday nights at 8.30. | ||
| Let's wait until after the round. | ||
| Then he can do his set. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| Kick to the bottom. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Barboza looks tired, man. | ||
| In between rounds, he looked very tired. | ||
| He's still throwing big bombs. | ||
| He's still got snapped. | ||
| Brian, apparently this is a new arena, and it's hot as hell. | ||
| They're saying that it's more than 120 degrees inside the arena, or it feels like it's 120 degrees. | ||
| Dry heat. | ||
| Dry heat, but still very hot. | ||
| I commentated for Pride in the year 2000. And we were in some Tokyo stadium and it was so fucking hot and humid. | ||
| I had a suit with a coat. | ||
| I wouldn't take the jacket off because I was completely drenched on the inside. | ||
| They said, dude, you got to take your jacket off. | ||
| I'm like, dude, you don't want to see what's under this. | ||
| It looked like I jumped in a pool. | ||
| It was so hot. | ||
| Pride 10. Pride 10, dude. | ||
| You watch all those fights. | ||
| It was like 110 degrees. | ||
| Pure humidity. | ||
| It was death. | ||
| Go back and watch those fights. | ||
| That was when Henzo and Sakuraba went at it. | ||
| Remember that shit? | ||
| Yes, I do. | ||
| Felder just caught him with a right hand. | ||
| The legend goes in Saudi Arabia and Bahrain, places like this, at certain times of the year you can fry an egg on the pavement. | ||
| If it's been out there. | ||
| Felder pressing the pace here. | ||
| I wonder who's winning this fight. | ||
| You know, we've been talking. | ||
| You've been talking. | ||
| What about you, bro? | ||
| I've been watching. | ||
| I'm paying attention, bro. | ||
| I'm a fight connoisseur. | ||
| Yes, you are, dude. | ||
| And I didn't know you were that tatted out. | ||
| Well, I'm good at talking and watching. | ||
| I do that. | ||
| Yes, you are. | ||
| I watch and talk. | ||
| You do it for a living. | ||
| Sometimes. | ||
| I wouldn't say a living. | ||
| It's like a side job. | ||
| No way you were going to this fight, huh, Joe? | ||
| I'm not interested in getting all the way over there. | ||
| When I can do this with you guys? | ||
| That's right. | ||
| And be super close to home? | ||
| And do sets last night at the store? | ||
| Imagine when the fight's over and I'm like, oh my god. | ||
| Nice spinning back fist by Barbeau's guys. | ||
| I'm on the other side of the world. | ||
| I thought that might have been a wheel kick. | ||
| That flight's gonna suck. | ||
| He should throw the same thing with a wheel kick. | ||
| I bet you'd catch him. | ||
| The flight sucks and it sucks getting there and it sucks when your body is so confused. | ||
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Can you see Eddie? | |
| Oh my god, these guys are colliding! | ||
| 2.47 to go. | ||
| Who's winning the first round? | ||
| I'm saying early this third round. | ||
| Barbosa's clipped him with some shots, for sure. | ||
| What if Dana said, okay, we'll fly you to Abu Dhabi on a private jet with a king-size bed? | ||
| That's not good enough. | ||
| The problem is it does your body in. | ||
| And it still takes 16 hours. | ||
| King-size fucking bed? | ||
| Yeah, I got one of those at home, bro. | ||
| Some fighters can take just full shots, full back kicks, and just keep coming. | ||
| These two guys are made of metal. | ||
| Well, it depends on how it lands, man, and who's throwing it. | ||
| It doesn't matter who you are. | ||
| If it lands correctly, you ain't coming forward. | ||
| Yeah, that's one of those kicks. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| They're just so hard, though. | ||
| Your body's not designed to take that. | ||
| No matter who you are. | ||
| Left hand. | ||
| You can't get in better shape than that. | ||
| Felder hurt him with that left hand. | ||
| Oh, he did. | ||
| He hit him with the right hand, too. | ||
| Felder coming on strong, man. | ||
| Felder! | ||
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I'm an actor. | |
| I'm telling you, that left hook's going to connect for Felder. | ||
| Felder's pushing it here. | ||
| God, Felder's a beast. | ||
| They better give this fight to Felder just because... | ||
| Well, who knows? | ||
| You didn't even see the first two rounds. | ||
| The blood coming off of Barboza. | ||
| Barboza's got to be... | ||
| But I'm with you, B. But I'm with you. | ||
| I'm liking how he's finishing strong, dude. | ||
| I would give it to Felder. | ||
| Oh, he's such a warrior. | ||
| Bates! | ||
| Bates! | ||
| Take your pants off. | ||
| Based on white privilege, I'll give it to Melder. | ||
| Tim Meadows told me that him and Chris Farley used to play this, they'd do this bit where they pretended they were detectives and Chris Farley would be like, oh man, what do you think happened? | ||
| And Chris Farley would go, take your pants off, let me fuck your ass. | ||
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And I'd be like, why? | |
| And he goes, because this is how we're going to figure out what happened. | ||
| It's so weird. | ||
| It's so stupid. | ||
| So stupid. | ||
| It reminds me of getting pumped. | ||
| Really? | ||
| That thing that we did. | ||
| Oh, that was the best. | ||
| You gotta play that. | ||
| Let me see your ass. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| It's all round and muscular. | ||
| It's so easy. | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
| It's so fucking good. | ||
| We just improvised that, too. | ||
| You gave me a thing, and I was like, so round and muscular. | ||
| Angie says, I gotta do squats. | ||
| I got a flat ass. | ||
| Angie says, what? | ||
| You got a great ass. | ||
| Dude, I fucking love that bit. | ||
| Yeah, it's all round and muscular. | ||
| Take your pants off. | ||
| Do you guys know that during, you know, when you guys start fucking during that bit, we're like... | ||
| Right? | ||
| When I used to DJ at a strip club, at strip clubs, dude, there was a part, there was a song by Enigma that was a super sexy, spiritual, atmospheric song. | ||
| Oh, don't let it take you down! | ||
| Don't let them take you down. | ||
| Stand up. | ||
| You gotta let me finish this. | ||
| Does that count? | ||
| Hold on. | ||
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It's almost over. | |
| It's not good for the judges, though. | ||
| The fight's over. | ||
| So what happened? | ||
| So when I'm at the strip club, and I'm playing this Enigma song, right, and there's this, it's like a Mia Culpa, very popular Enigma song. | ||
| It's like spiritual, and there's all these Gregorian chants, and it's so spiritual and sexy, and then the music drops out, and it's silent, and you hear a girl go, ah, ah. | ||
| Just for two seconds. | ||
| Every time I got to that part, every time it never failed, I'd always mix in you and fucking Brian Cowen in the ass. | ||
| So there's the girl going, and the strippers hated that I did that. | ||
| They go, you don't do that. | ||
| But the manager loved it so much, he would tell the strippers, you shut the fuck up! | ||
| Go do some lap dances! | ||
| I did it every time. | ||
| I'd mix in you two fucking with Enigma, Mia Culpa. | ||
| We weren't really fucking, by the way. | ||
| It was fake. | ||
| What did you guys do? | ||
| I don't know about that, dude. | ||
| That was real to me. | ||
| I was drunk. | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| I needed the money. | ||
| What was that for? | ||
| An album that I had. | ||
| I did an album on Warner Brothers in 99. Back in the Dizze, 20 years ago. | ||
| How many specials do you have, Joe? | ||
| Including albums. | ||
| 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Goddamn. | ||
| 9 specials. | ||
| When are you going to drop the next? | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| No rush. | ||
| By 2020, 21? | ||
| I have a legit hour right now. | ||
| I'm doing these big arenas and shit, and it's all great. | ||
| I'm loving it. | ||
| I'm having fun. | ||
| And I'm just enjoying working on my act. | ||
| Instead of saying, oh, I've got to do an hour special within... | ||
| It's been almost one year since my last special dropped. | ||
| It'll be one year in October. | ||
| And so I think I'm going to wait another year before I even think about it. | ||
| Just tighten everything up. | ||
| Yeah, your shit's ripping already, though. | ||
| Yeah, everything's great, man. | ||
| But when I was talking to Jessel Neck, I was talking to Jessel Neck about his special. | ||
| He's such a monster. | ||
| He's a monster. | ||
| And he had a great take. | ||
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Felder won it! | |
| Felder! | ||
| Felder won it! | ||
| Philly Pride. | ||
| Dude, Felder won it. | ||
| My man. | ||
| Talk about putting it all on the line, dude. | ||
| My man. | ||
| Fuck yes. | ||
| Look how happy he is. | ||
| Fuck yes. | ||
| We're all so happy for him, aren't we? | ||
| Yeah, I'm going to text him. | ||
| Fuck yes. | ||
| You know what, man? | ||
| I mean, he's had some hard times, man. | ||
| The Mike Perry fight was rough. | ||
| Broke his arm early. | ||
| Hung in there. | ||
| I mean, this is so cool, too, because Annick and Felder love each other. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| Oh, they do? | ||
| Oh, they're good friends. | ||
| We've done commentary together. | ||
| Oh, true. | ||
| John Annick is one of the nicest fucking guys alive. | ||
| I fucking love John Annick. | ||
| You're never going to find a single person who knows him that has a bad word to say about him. | ||
| I randomly text him about once a month. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's a big better. | ||
| Oh, yeah, he is. | ||
| He is. | ||
| Brian, does he not look like Stephen King? | ||
| Am I crazy? | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| No, you're crazy. | ||
| Dude, that's a tough loss. | ||
| Well, listen, man. | ||
| Barboza's, you know, he's had some good ones and bad ones. | ||
| I always watch Barboza fight. | ||
| He's a great fighter, man. | ||
| And again, his switch kick is the fucking, that's the benchmark for everybody. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| So happy. | ||
| Who won? | ||
| Felder. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Felder won. | ||
| With 29-28? | ||
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Damn. | |
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| I just sent him a text, man. | ||
| I love that guy. | ||
| He's such a good dude. | ||
| Yeah, I'm a huge fan. | ||
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I'm so happy for him. | |
| He's right there, you know? | ||
| He's right there in the mix now. | ||
| Did you hear me just say that? | ||
| An actor. | ||
| Let's get him a job. | ||
| He said, otherwise, if I don't get top five, I'm an analyst. | ||
| I can be an actor. | ||
| Come get some school. | ||
| I tell him to slow down, redhead, with the whole acting thing. | ||
| Yeah, chill out. | ||
| Acting's not the answer. | ||
| How many guys are acting? | ||
| Acting's not the answer. | ||
| Andrew Santino's got all your parts. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Andrew Santino's got all your fucking parts. | ||
| And the guy from Homeland. | ||
| Santino's pretty good. | ||
| Got the other ones. | ||
| Yeah, it's tough. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He's not a real redhead, though. | ||
| He's a red beard. | ||
| He doesn't count. | ||
| Santino's a real redhead. | ||
| Look at his hair on the top of his head. | ||
| It's a brown. | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| It's almost like he dyes his beard red. | ||
| It's pretty cool. | ||
| He's more of a Celt. | ||
| He's an animal, though. | ||
| Santino's a real redhead with redhead aggression. | ||
| He's got everything. | ||
| All redheads are mean. | ||
| Are they? | ||
| He's an Italian redhead. | ||
| Santino is? | ||
| He's spicy. | ||
| Santino, he's a fire crush. | ||
| The Red Rocket. | ||
| Is he half red? | ||
| I mean half Italian, half Irish or something? | ||
| He's gotta be half. | ||
| He's a funny motherfucker. | ||
| Santino, I love going on the road with him too. | ||
| He's such a good guy. | ||
| I love Santino. | ||
| I love Santino. | ||
| Yeah, if you're coming to Detroit or Minneapolis, no. | ||
| Is that it? | ||
| No. | ||
| Detroit and Cleveland. | ||
| Detroit and Cleveland. | ||
| Santino's coming with me. | ||
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He opened up at Just for Last, right? | |
| Just for Last is great. | ||
| Hilarious. | ||
| Yeah, he's an animal. | ||
| Good fucking dude, too. | ||
| He's just funny. | ||
| Solid, solid dude. | ||
| A little bit of a boozer. | ||
| Well, he has a podcast, the Whiskey Ginger, for God's sakes. | ||
| I heard him. | ||
| I shouldn't say anything. | ||
| All right, Brian, you're in time. | ||
| You're perfectly in time. | ||
| Dude, you made a main event. | ||
| Dude, you didn't come with cheese, and there's no Aoki pizza, but whatever. | ||
| I forgive both of you. | ||
| Yeah, we were trying. | ||
| I was already so late. | ||
| I was rushing. | ||
| Aoki pizza didn't even open until noon. | ||
| Oh, come on, Steve. | ||
| That would take like an hour. | ||
| So Aoki has a pizza line now? | ||
| A shitload of them. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, Steve Aoki's a businessman. | ||
| I love Steve Aoki. | ||
| He's a great guy. | ||
| Pizza's not on the what? | ||
| No. | ||
| You thought it was? | ||
| We can get some afterwards. | ||
| Eddie's aging better than anybody in this fucking room. | ||
| Look at his hair. | ||
| Isn't that cool? | ||
| Look at his skin. | ||
| His skin's flawless. | ||
| And he's got a mohawk that actually works. | ||
| Dude, my skin is not flawless, dude. | ||
| I'm looking in the mirror going, oh my god. | ||
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I'm fucking almost 60. You know what I mean? | |
| How old are you, Eddie? | ||
| I'm 50 next year. | ||
| 50! | ||
| You look good. | ||
| Every day I'm like, it's over. | ||
| You have makeup on. | ||
| It's all about my son. | ||
| My life is for my son. | ||
| My life is over. | ||
| It's all about my son. | ||
| You're alive. | ||
| Stop saying that. | ||
| I think that. | ||
| It's all about my son. | ||
| My life's over. | ||
| It's great that you think like that, but you're alive and you're looking great. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| I appreciate that. | ||
| I like your hair. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| You look the youngest out of the four of us. | ||
| What? | ||
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You do? | |
| How old are you? | ||
| Well, no, Brendan, I think you look younger than me. | ||
|
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Dude, you're a baby, dude. | |
| 36? | ||
| My diaper. | ||
| You're a baby, dude. | ||
| Not really. | ||
| 36 and shit. | ||
| Hold his ankles up and give my wife. | ||
| That ain't shit, dude. | ||
| And how crazy is it? | ||
| You've got a comedy career now. | ||
| At 47, started comedy again. | ||
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I can't believe it. | |
| I don't know how the fuck it's happening. | ||
| You're funny, man. | ||
| I'm doing seminars. | ||
| Last time I saw you at the store, you made me laugh hard. | ||
| I laughed a bunch of times. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| The story about you getting laid for the first time, that is a fucking hilarious story. | ||
| Did you try it before, Eddie? | ||
| Before this? | ||
| No, I did. | ||
| I did some, like, before Tenth Planet Jiu-Jitsu was even a thought, I was hanging out with Joe at the Comedy Store. | ||
| Every goddamn weekend, he was in town. | ||
| And if he wasn't in town and he was on the road, I'm, like, hanging out with Joe. | ||
| So I was balls deep in the comedy scene, and I did some open mics a little bit here and there. | ||
| But I realized back then... | ||
| That stand-up comedy was like a martial art. | ||
| It's like you have to spend a lot of time on stage getting good at public speaking. | ||
| The public speaking experience and the public speaking skills, that's the most important thing. | ||
| You don't even have to be fucking funny to be a successful comic. | ||
| You just have to be confident on stage and have public speaking skills. | ||
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That's not true. | |
| There's a lot of motherfuckers on Netflix that aren't funny, dude. | ||
| Yeah, but listen, that's just because they're famous. | ||
| They're famous at other things. | ||
| My point is that public speaking experience and those skills are crucial. | ||
| And I didn't have them back then. | ||
| I was horrible at public speaking experience. | ||
| Why are they showing? | ||
| Yeah, why do they want to show that brawl? | ||
| Why are they highlighting this? | ||
| He came after Dylan Dennis, right? | ||
| Well, Dylan Dennis was talking shit in the entire fight. | ||
| Dude, did you hear Khabib in the interview? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| With Brett Okamoto? | ||
| No. | ||
| He goes, oh, it's not over. | ||
| He goes, you know, everyone would say, oh, it's for the fight. | ||
| He goes, not for me. | ||
| I see him, we're basically fucking him up. | ||
| He goes, it will never be over. | ||
| Well, that's what he said. | ||
| He goes, people, you know, because it's a sport and we fight in a cage, it's bigger than that. | ||
| It'll never be over. | ||
| And then when we fight Conor McGregor, it's absolutely not. | ||
| Never happening. | ||
| He goes, but if I see him outside of it, we'll fight. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| You know how certain guys hype things up? | ||
| He's in his fucking boxers in his hotel room. | ||
| Just dead serious. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| That's why he's so good. | ||
| Who the fuck is as good as Khabib when you're looking at a guy who's like, what is he, 28-0? | ||
| I mean, what is Khabib's record? | ||
| 27-0. | ||
| 28? | ||
| 27. 28. 28-0. | ||
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He's 28? | |
| 28-0, fought the best in the world, mauled everyone. | ||
| And what he did, what he did is like, just like you see right now, it's being publicized. | ||
| And so it's like, it's not going to deter him from doing it again. | ||
| No. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| They're just showing the shit out of it right now. | ||
| Well, you know, Will Harris, from Will Harris Productions, is the one who filmed Conor throwing that dolly at the bus. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And the UFC asked for it. | ||
| And he's like, yeah, yeah, you can look at the footage. | ||
| But thought he was going to get credit. | ||
| He didn't get any credit. | ||
| Like, Will Harris, Anatomy of a Fighter, it's a fucking phenomenal YouTube page. | ||
| Good dude, too. | ||
| Great guy. | ||
| I got him on the podcast. | ||
| He goes over to Abu Dhabi. | ||
| He goes over to Dagestan. | ||
| He hangs out with those guys. | ||
| Solid dude. | ||
| He gets the best footage. | ||
| He has the best fight footage, training footage, inside, behind the scenes footage of anybody. | ||
| He thought they would show it as a news piece. | ||
| Meanwhile, every fucking promo for the fight was that dolly that Will filmed getting thrown at the bus. | ||
| TMZ would have paid $2 million for that. | ||
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Right! | |
| The worst shit that Connor did was the thing that they used to sell the fight. | ||
| Literally a felony. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I mean, he's like, people got cut from the car. | ||
| Got a glass in Chase's eye. | ||
|
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Yes, yes. | |
| Look at those fucking buildings. | ||
| Look at those buildings. | ||
| I gotta tell you right now, I'm gonna say something right now. | ||
| I believe... | ||
| This can be general. | ||
| I believe that... | ||
| It's going to be very general. | ||
| And we've all already thought of it. | ||
| These guys are tough. | ||
| One guy is from a Russian Republic, but now is independent. | ||
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No. | |
| General. | ||
| One of them has tattoos. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| They're athletes. | ||
| No, I'm going to say this. | ||
| And the jab is the most important. | ||
| I got my money. | ||
| I got my money on Dustin Poirier. | ||
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What? | |
| How much money? | ||
| I kind of do too. | ||
| Well listen, let's see if we can move the money around here because Eddie owes Brendan $20 and he's never going to pay. | ||
| So maybe... | ||
| I'll pay eventually. | ||
| Eventually I'll pay. | ||
| Maybe you can bet Brendan and if it's a wash, if you win, you'll let Eddie off the hook. | ||
| I just think that if Khabib tries to trade with Dustin, Dustin is one of the best strikers ever. | ||
| Period. | ||
| Oh, but listen, he proved that in the Max Holloway fight. | ||
| No question. | ||
| And he's got real power. | ||
| And he hits hard. | ||
| Real power. | ||
| And Justin Gaethje fight. | ||
| Eddie Alvarez fight. | ||
| The other thing why I like Poirier a little bit in this as a dog is because if you watch that Justin Gaethje fight where Gaethje's just applying pressure, pressure, pressure, Dustin really doesn't fade. | ||
| He plays that game. | ||
| Right, but nobody has taken Dustin down and mauled him on the ground. | ||
| And that is the difference. | ||
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Correct. | |
| The question is going to be whether or not Khabib can take him down. | ||
| Here's my question. | ||
| He's getting taken down. | ||
| How did Iaquinta keep Khabib from taking him down? | ||
| How did he do that? | ||
| Well, he didn't. | ||
| Khabib definitely took him down. | ||
| But Iaquinta, his background is as a wrestler. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Look, Iaquinta is... | ||
| Gaethje's a hell of a wrestler. | ||
| But Gaethje never... | ||
| First of all, Gaethje never fought Khabib. | ||
| And Gaethje... | ||
| I'm saying with Dustin. | ||
| ...doesn't try to take guys down. | ||
| Even though Gaethje's a wrestler, he's also fucking 100% savage. | ||
| And that guy just throws himself into the fire. | ||
| But with... | ||
| A lot of people think... | ||
| He's definitely wild, but it's a controlled wildness. | ||
| It's an intelligent wildness. | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| Champion versus champion. | ||
| I think the UFC has to be very careful with this whole interim champion stuff because they take him away from people like Colby. | ||
| Like, there's talk right now of Colby not getting the fight versus Usman, and Colby says they're not offering him enough money, and it's going to be in New York State, and apparently there's a lot of taxes that come with the fight in New York State. | ||
| Same with Tony. | ||
| Tony's even more... | ||
| Well, they're both egregious, because Tony got injured in doing promo, right? | ||
| Accidentally. | ||
| Not his fault. | ||
| They strip him. | ||
| I like the way he's running toward the fucking cage. | ||
| Sorry to interrupt you. | ||
| Keep going. | ||
| Well, a lot of guys do. | ||
| He's too experienced to let this moment overshadow. | ||
| Nah, he's nice and... | ||
| You know, on paper, Khabib... | ||
| Is definitely going to win on paper, but... | ||
| Khabib's never lost a round in past. | ||
| That guy's mustache is going to fucking win. | ||
| Hey, Masvidal, Askren. | ||
| Don't forget about that. | ||
| Don't forget about that shit. | ||
| That shit could happen. | ||
| One knee could change everything. | ||
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100%. | |
| Different. | ||
| But I had Masvidal in that fight. | ||
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It's not different. | |
| I thought Masvidal was going to win that fight. | ||
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That's a tough fight for Ben, regardless, flying me or not. | |
| Askren and Khabib are in the same dimension. | ||
| What'd you say? | ||
| Askren and Khabib are in the same dimension. | ||
| Khabib has such better striking. | ||
| They take people down and they maul them. | ||
| No, but one's a freestyle wrestler. | ||
| One guy's a samba. | ||
| It's a little different. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| I see what you're saying. | ||
| What you're saying on paper is right. | ||
| I think the difference is Khabib has way better striking than Ben. | ||
| But Khabib's also not a freestyle, you know, double leg, shoot from far out. | ||
| But he also smashes people with punches and drops Conor. | ||
| And wants an underhook. | ||
| But don't underestimate Masvidal's setup. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Oh, no, it's brilliant. | ||
| Listen, if the plan was to run at him and throw a flying knee, how do you set that up? | ||
| You set it up with doing the opposite. | ||
| What did he do? | ||
| He put his hands behind his back and he leaned against the fence. | ||
| He did the opposite. | ||
| A fucking mindfucked Askren, and then BOOM! He bolted at him and threw that knee. | ||
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Well that's all Askren. | |
| It was the setup. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| It was the setup. | ||
| Not just bolted. | ||
| First he stepped to his right. | ||
| Dancing into the ring. | ||
| First he went to his right. | ||
| That's part of the setup. | ||
| And then he comes in. | ||
| To do the opposite. | ||
| Do the opposite of what he wanted to do. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's fight IQ. Masvidal is as high a fight IQ as anybody in the game. | ||
| You couldn't put that in a fucking movie. | ||
| Not like that. | ||
| You can't put that in a movie. | ||
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No. | |
| He's happy to be there. | ||
| If I was the executive producer, I would shut that shit down. | ||
| This is a life's work. | ||
| Guys, don't talk over Eddie. | ||
| This is a life's work that he's waiting for this moment. | ||
| Theo's screaming in his pants right now at home. | ||
| I mean, he is literally happy to be here. | ||
| That's a huge sign to me. | ||
| Well, how could he not be? | ||
| He's getting... Pussy. | ||
| As well he should. | ||
| I thought we were going to say pussy. | ||
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Pussy. | |
| He's getting... Pussy. | ||
| He's got Mike Brown in his corner. | ||
| I don't have extra P's if I say pussy. | ||
| If he wins this one, he'll get paid. | ||
| Who's that? | ||
| I go with Dom Herrera style. | ||
| I go, who's that? | ||
| Here comes Khabib. | ||
| Here comes Khabib. | ||
| Boy, I would like to hear it. | ||
| Jamie, can we give us some volume so we hear how crazy everybody goes nuts with Khabib? | ||
| This isn't a big arena, is it? | ||
| We don't want to get taken off air. | ||
| It's not a big arena at all. | ||
| That is true. | ||
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It's like 16,000 capacity, I think. | |
| You should have the ability to do whatever the fuck you want to do with the UFC. But YouTube doesn't play. | ||
| I've had my shit taken down off of Facebook. | ||
| I've had my shit taken down off of Instagram. | ||
| Has anybody ever, while you work for the UFC, sat you down and said you can't do this or that? | ||
| No. | ||
| What about the Companions show? | ||
| Maybe chill out on that? | ||
| No, they love it. | ||
| Dana wants me to do a Companion for Tuesday Night Contender Series. | ||
| So, like, he's like, why don't you do one for those? | ||
| I'm like, maybe we will one night, you know, for fun if we're around. | ||
| I'm down for that. | ||
| Look, there's some great fights on Tuesday Night Contender Series, and a lot of those guys eventually become, like, legit contenders. | ||
| Oh, there's some really good guys coming out of there. | ||
| Yeah, we should do that. | ||
| We should do a Tuesday Night Contender Series fight campaign. | ||
| You talking for boxing? | ||
| No, UFC. UFC has a fight pattern. | ||
| You don't know anything. | ||
| I'm on a fucking sock in your nose, dude. | ||
| Watch out. | ||
| Sorry, man. | ||
| My testosterone spike, dude. | ||
| And my head never stops wearing makeup. | ||
| Good luck finding my head, bro. | ||
| Good luck finding my head. | ||
| The protection he has from that makeup. | ||
| Hey, head never stops fucking moving. | ||
| Hey, did you and Eddie bet? | ||
| Did you and Eddie bet on this fight? | ||
| On what? | ||
| Yeah, come on. | ||
| I got $100 on this fight. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Damn. | ||
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$100? | |
| Who are you betting on? | ||
| Hey, Dustin's a friend of mine, guys. | ||
| I'll throw the money in just for a goof. | ||
| I'll throw $100 in on the Russian. | ||
| Yeah, that's a good bet. | ||
| He's got his... | ||
| But I want to see your money. | ||
| I need the hundo. | ||
| I got it right here. | ||
| Well, let's put it on the table. | ||
| It's sitting right here, dude. | ||
| Dude, he's wiping off his armpits. | ||
| I'll use my... | ||
| Listen, this is not that I don't love Dustin Poirier, but I do love action. | ||
| Yeah, I love action myself. | ||
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Hey, look at me. | |
| Look at me, actor. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| How much cash do you have here? | ||
| I don't have any cash. | ||
| Here you go. | ||
| Here's a hundred. | ||
| Okay, here's a hundred. | ||
| Okay, right there. | ||
| Put your money down. | ||
| Your boys run low in cash. | ||
| What the fuck, Brandon? | ||
| Sorry, dude. | ||
| I was going to back you, but I spent last night. | ||
| All right. | ||
| It's okay. | ||
| We're all right. | ||
| I lend him the money. | ||
| I'm gambling against myself. | ||
| This is good, because this way I'm basically either giving Brian money or not. | ||
| So it's not like I'm gambling against Dustin, who I love. | ||
| Khabib is looking rather jacked, more than usual, in my opinion. | ||
| Nope, that's what he looks like. | ||
| Always looks like that. | ||
| I like to create a little drama. | ||
| I'm sorry, guys. | ||
| The big thing is his father and his corner in the back. | ||
| To me, that's the game changer. | ||
| Right, because his father can't come to the UFC in the United States anymore. | ||
| Because he can't get a visa. | ||
| And here's the other thing is, Khabib will listen to his father. | ||
| If you watch the Iaquinta fight when Javier's telling him what to do, he's just like, yeah, whatever, dude, and does his thing. | ||
| His dad talks, he listens. | ||
| So if his dad goes, hey, bitch, quit fucking throwing hands, take him down, he's going to take him down. | ||
| Yeah, here he goes. | ||
| Look at this bad motherfucker. | ||
| That crowd must be going crazy right now. | ||
| I mean, you think about how many people are Muslim in the world, and this guy is the guy. | ||
| He might be the most popular Muslim athlete on earth. | ||
| I think internationally, he's probably the most famous, right? | ||
| The UFC fighter? | ||
| How many millions of followers does he have on Instagram? | ||
| Two? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| Oh, no, no, no. | ||
| He has like 26 million. | ||
| No way! | ||
| How many is it? | ||
| On Instagram? | ||
| 26 million? | ||
| Something crazy. | ||
| Jamie's going to find out. | ||
| I'm going to say 7 million. | ||
| I'm going to say 10. I'm going to say 7. 16 million. | ||
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That's a lot. | |
| Is that official? | ||
| 16 million? | ||
| But do you understand that before he fought Conor, he had like one? | ||
| Not even one. | ||
| How many does Conor have? | ||
| 30? | ||
| Or does he have Beyonce numbers? | ||
| I looked at Justin Bieber the other day. | ||
| He had like 118 million. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| Who has the most? | ||
| Do you see it? | ||
| Who has the most? | ||
| Trump? | ||
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No, Selena Gomez is the most. | |
| Selena Gomez? | ||
| Khabib is a way bigger star than Conor. | ||
| Khabib comes... | ||
| Dagestan is where the Mongols, the Turks, it's just the Ottomans, the Mongols, everybody converged. | ||
| Selena Gomez has $156 million. | ||
| Is that number one? | ||
| She's number one? | ||
| Selena Gomez? | ||
| And Khabib has $16 million? | ||
| And Conor has $31.7 million. | ||
| Oh, he's got more. | ||
| Selena Gomez is that big? | ||
| Conor's got double. | ||
| How is she that big? | ||
| Conor's like celebrity. | ||
| Selena Gomez got more than Beyonce. | ||
| No way. | ||
| Do you think that a lot of those are fake? | ||
| Do you think the Selena Gomez ones are fake or are they little kids? | ||
| No, they're kids. | ||
| That's why people... | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| Kids and girls have the most followers. | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| I don't know one Selena Gomez song. | ||
| Do you? | ||
| Do you know one song? | ||
| No, I don't know why I go to bed to and wake up to. | ||
| Name one. | ||
| Name one. | ||
| No, I can't name one. | ||
| I can sing them. | ||
| Beyonce, I can name a couple. | ||
| Well, we're all old as fuck, Eddie. | ||
| Yeah, we just talked about how old we are. | ||
| Oh, that's a Destiny's Child song. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Okay, maybe I don't know any Beyonce. | ||
| Cristiano Ronaldo actually has 182 million. | ||
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Who does? | |
| Cristiano Ronaldo. | ||
| What the hell is that? | ||
| Soccer player. | ||
| The best of all time. | ||
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A girl? | |
| Messi. | ||
| No, Cristiano Ronaldo. | ||
| Messi. | ||
| That's Cristiano. | ||
| Sounds like a girl. | ||
| Cristiano? | ||
| 102 for Messi? | ||
| Again, Ronaldo's like a celebrity. | ||
| Dates hot chicks. | ||
| Dude, look at him talking. | ||
| Messi has 130? | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| How many does LeBron have? | ||
| 14. No. | ||
| He has to have 50, 60. The Rock's at 156. 156 for The Rock. | ||
| The Rock has 156? | ||
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Wow. | |
| He's number one then. | ||
| Actually, the Instagram account has 312 million, but... | ||
|
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What? | |
| That's their account. | ||
| No one does Twitter no more. | ||
| Wait a minute, who's their account? | ||
|
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The Instagram account. | |
| Instagram has their own account. | ||
| That's not a person. | ||
| 163. 163 for Ariana Grande? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Wow. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Woo! | ||
| Callan, what do you got? | ||
| 700,000 or something. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| Keep it low. | ||
| Keep it low. | ||
| Stay under the radar. | ||
| It's funny how that's low now. | ||
| I know. | ||
| It used to be a big deal, right? | ||
| You remember when Aston Kutcher was in a competition with somebody to see who hit a million Twitter followers? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| No. | ||
| That was a while ago, right? | ||
| It's a big deal. | ||
| Oh, CNN. CNN and Ashton Kutcher were looking at a competition to see who hits a million. | ||
| CNN? Yeah, I think so. | ||
| The fact that these guys get down to 55. I think so. | ||
| Khabib walks around at 200. Luke Rockhold told me he's probably walking around at 200 pounds. | ||
| Not while he's training. | ||
| Yeah, he's eating bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's eating everything that moves. | ||
| He's definitely thick, but he's never... | ||
| He's not 200. He's not lean when he's at 200. I think Bruce got a little too close right there. | ||
| Here we go, baby. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Whew, boy, everyone looks sweaty. | ||
| Super shiny. | ||
| It's hot as fuck in there, I bet. | ||
| Look at this, look at this. | ||
| Okay, predictions. | ||
| Let's go around the table. | ||
| Eddie Bravo, what's up? | ||
| On paper, Khabib takes this. | ||
| I hope he wins only because it would make a monstrous fight between him and Tony. | ||
| But you can't count Dustin out. | ||
| He could throw a flying knee. | ||
| But you got Khabib. | ||
| If I had a gun to the head, I'd go with Khabib. | ||
| That's the safe bet. | ||
| But I'm not going to be surprised if Dustin drops him. | ||
| I'm going to say pour a third round KO and then fights Conor McGregor. | ||
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What? | |
| Hold on. | ||
| Poirier fights McGregor. | ||
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After this. | |
| Wow. | ||
| Callan, what do you think? | ||
| But I love Khabib. | ||
| I think Poirier drops him. | ||
| In what round, dude? | ||
| In the fourth round. | ||
| Tight move. | ||
| And I think he's going to fight Conor McGregor. | ||
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Wow. | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| I stole it, but that's how I feel. | ||
| Okay, well, you just said exactly what I said. | ||
| How do those reshoots go, Brian? | ||
| I do. | ||
| I'm glad you asked us. | ||
| What were the lines? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Fuck those lines. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| We're about to do this. | ||
| Yeah, please. | ||
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Please, please. | |
| I don't want to talk about making a prediction. | ||
| By the way, note how I've cleverly avoided making a prediction. | ||
| Let's move on. | ||
| You can't make predictions. | ||
| You have to. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
|
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Look at that. | |
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| Another thing interesting about Dustin is Dustin's southpaw with a fucking nasty straight left hand. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And great combos. | ||
| Although he did fight Connor, who was also southpaw. | ||
| Oh, that's a while ago. | ||
| Dustin's got much longer arms. | ||
| Got better kicks. | ||
| Dustin also has hip issues. | ||
| He's had some pretty significant wear and tear on his hip. | ||
| He's a black belt on the ground, but I don't think Khabib gives a flying fuck. | ||
| Dustin's a black belt? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I caught that leg. | ||
| Under Tim Crater. | ||
| I believe his training partners were guys like, you know, Robbie Lawler, et cetera, before Robbie left ATT. That was a long time ago, Bryce. | ||
| Notice it right away how Khabib is staying on the outside. | ||
| Khabib is avoiding the kicks. | ||
| He's staying away from Dustin's striking length, because Dustin's striking length is a boxing length. | ||
| So Dustin's forced to throw kicks, which he doesn't necessarily prefer. | ||
| So when he's throwing those kicks, Khabib's caught a couple of them already, or caught one of them at least. | ||
| But he's avoided the kicks. | ||
| But see the distance? | ||
| Look at the distance. | ||
| See, Khabib is staying outside the striking range and looking for that opening for the shot. | ||
| See? | ||
| See, Dustin's forced to throw kicks, but he's not a kicker. | ||
| That's not his shit, especially with a bad hip. | ||
| And so Khabib, look at this! | ||
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Oh! | |
| Khabib! | ||
| Oh, there's the shot! | ||
| There's the shot! | ||
| Here's Dustin's no punk with his takedown defense, man. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But he's never fought anybody like Khabib. | ||
| Never fought anybody that's that good. | ||
| But here he goes. | ||
| But the other thing is, even if Khabib doesn't take you down, the draining... | ||
| He drains you. | ||
| Khabib gets tired, too, though. | ||
| He does. | ||
| Like, this is a lot of energy for Khabib. | ||
| And then it becomes a striking game. | ||
| And it's hot as fuck. | ||
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Does he get tired, though? | |
| Really? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Iaquinta, Conor McGregor fights. | ||
| He takes rounds off. | ||
| And then it becomes a striking game. | ||
| Yeah, but it's just because... | ||
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You know that's coming. | |
| Watch out. | ||
| You know that's coming. | ||
| Get up. | ||
| Stand up. | ||
| The mauling begins. | ||
| Fucking stand up. | ||
| The mauling begins. | ||
| No, he's standing up. | ||
| We're good. | ||
| Not quite. | ||
| He's not up yet. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| No, Dustin's going to get taken down every round. | ||
| Yeah, he is. | ||
| It's possible. | ||
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Can he? | |
| Oh, it's a switch. | ||
| Nope, no. | ||
| On his back. | ||
| Don't try to switch. | ||
| Now it's a rabbit. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| It might be over right now. | ||
| Very bad. | ||
| It could be first round stoppage. | ||
| Very, very, very, very, very bad. | ||
| It could be first round stoppage. | ||
| Very bad for Dustin. | ||
| Very bad. | ||
| He might get smashed here. | ||
| Oh, look at how he pulls his face like that. | ||
| He actually got fingers in his eyes. | ||
| He did that like a bear. | ||
| Where's that, $100? | ||
| That's my $100. | ||
| You know what's crazy? | ||
| You know what's crazy is that... | ||
| Oh, my God, it's over. | ||
| Oh, it's a wrap. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| He's going to use that fulcrum track. | ||
| He's going to use that fulcrum track. | ||
| No, it's not over. | ||
| No. | ||
| That was close to being over. | ||
| Someone here is a jiu-jitsu coach. | ||
| Is this where Dustin wants to be? | ||
| Sideways? | ||
| Not where he wants to be, but sideways? | ||
| No, he's in a good spot right now. | ||
| He's safe right here. | ||
| He's actually using the cage to defend the rear naked choke because he doesn't have the angle. | ||
| See how he's sideways? | ||
| He's using that cage. | ||
| He's covering his mouth. | ||
| It's so bad. | ||
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Ouch! | |
| This couldn't have been any worse for Dustin. | ||
| This might be it. | ||
| Dustin's trying to survive, man. | ||
| He's trying to survive. | ||
| You know what's crazy is that more people haven't adopted this fighting style? | ||
| Oh, he's got a nasty neck crank here. | ||
| Wow, Dustin survives. | ||
| Dustin survives. | ||
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Please stand up. | |
| Please stand up. | ||
| Oh, standing, standing, standing, standing. | ||
| Turn, turn, turn. | ||
|
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What? | |
| What? | ||
| Don't count him out! | ||
| Damn! | ||
| That was so close! | ||
| He just asked for your money back, you fuck! | ||
| I don't remember that! | ||
| You're off the train! | ||
| I don't have any... | ||
| You're off the train! | ||
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Oh, knee to the body! | |
| That's a fucking knee! | ||
| Damn! | ||
| He's gonna have to watch him! | ||
|
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No, no, no, no, no! | |
| Why'd he turn like that? | ||
| Why'd he do that? | ||
| I don't know why he did that! | ||
| I don't know why he did that! | ||
| Because he's trying to separate the hands! | ||
| He should never turn your back on Khabib! | ||
| I think he's just trying to separate the hands! | ||
| Alright! | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You just try to face the hands. | ||
| You got a minute left. | ||
| Let's fucking go. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Just be cool. | ||
| He might just try to wear this out or ride this out. | ||
| He's going to survive to the second round for sure. | ||
| Who the fuck knows? | ||
| Third, fourth round. | ||
| It's a minute to go, man. | ||
| Anything can happen. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| He's good. | ||
| It's going to take... | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Oh, look at that trip. | ||
| Beautiful, beautiful trip. | ||
| Keep standing up. | ||
| You just keep standing up. | ||
| You know, he's going to get slammed right now. | ||
| Look at the way he controls this. | ||
| There's no one better, man. | ||
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I know. | |
| He's a mauler, bro. | ||
| He's the best. | ||
| He's a mauler, man. | ||
| He fucking wrestles with... | ||
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Oh! | |
| He tried that last time and he fucked up. | ||
| It's not going to work. | ||
| His hands were close. | ||
| A switch is not going to work on Khabib. | ||
| Khabib is just too good. | ||
| It's not going to work on Khabib. | ||
| And now he's mounted, man. | ||
| Now he's mounted. | ||
| This is no bueno. | ||
| Only 20 seconds. | ||
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What? | |
| No bueno. | ||
| No, no, he's good. | ||
| Conor chilled here in the mount. | ||
| Remember? | ||
| Yeah, but listen, this is... | ||
| Khabib really doesn't do work in the mount. | ||
| This is a different fight. | ||
| It's entirely possible that Khabib could get him here. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Boom, boom, boom. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| This ain't good. | ||
| This ain't good, son. | ||
| How much time? | ||
| This ain't good. | ||
| Ten seconds. | ||
| Five, four, three, two, that's it. | ||
| That was vicious. | ||
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He survives. | |
| He survives. | ||
| Yeah, he survives. | ||
|
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He's fine. | |
| Not a mark on him. | ||
| This is going to happen in Portia. | ||
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It's money. | |
| Third, fourth round, man. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| If he can make a third, fourth round. | ||
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That's it. | |
| That was crazy. | ||
| That was crazy. | ||
| We got to get some food after this. | ||
| Yeah, let's get food after this. | ||
| We'll go get some. | ||
| He's a fucking monster. | ||
| But that's it. | ||
| You got to walk through the fire to get to that third, fourth round, man. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And you got to hope he gets tired from whooping your ass. | ||
| He's done that third and fourth round. | ||
| He was telling Barbosa, come on, man. | ||
| Different animal. | ||
| Tell him to give up. | ||
| But Dustin knows this. | ||
| Listen, he has fucking... | ||
| How many fights? | ||
| 40 fights? | ||
| He knows this. | ||
| He's been in the game for so long, man. | ||
| Yeah, he's been down. | ||
| He's been up. | ||
| He knows how to lose. | ||
| He's not going to freak out. | ||
| He's lost before and bounced back. | ||
| He's not shitting his pants right now. | ||
| Yeah, he's a fucking full veteran. | ||
| He's a full veteran. | ||
| He's fine. | ||
| I mean, he's not a guy that's going to get broken at this stage of his life. | ||
| Beating Khabib in front of his dad, though? | ||
| The odds are not good. | ||
| In front of Russia, sir. | ||
| In front of Russia. | ||
| In Abu Dhabi. | ||
| He's got Asia on his side. | ||
| What I'm saying is that Rush is watching. | ||
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Here we go. | |
| Putin's watching. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Well, now you know Dustin's going to want to avoid going to the ground at all costs. | ||
| Lower stance now, and then avoiding the distance. | ||
| He's still with those kicks, man. | ||
| I think he waits for Khabib to come in. | ||
| I would say avoid those kicks. | ||
| And just wait for... | ||
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Oh! | |
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Oh, he got clipped. | ||
| Dude, there's the problem about Khabib is the striking's not terrible and you're so worried about the takedown. | ||
| Remember when he dropped Conor? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, hold on. | ||
| He's dropped other guys, too. | ||
| It's like he's... | ||
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Oh! | |
| Oh! | ||
| Oh, oh, oh, he got clear. | ||
| Oh, oh, shit. | ||
| Oh, this one just to go on. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| Give me my fucking money. | ||
| No, fuck you. | ||
|
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You're off the train. | |
| Oh, you're off the train. | ||
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Yeah, baby. | |
| Dude, what the fuck? | ||
| Yeah, but he can't, he can't get crazy. | ||
| He's wearing them out. | ||
| He's wearing them out, man. | ||
| He can't get crazy because he'll run into a takedown. | ||
| He has to play crazy! | ||
| He just clipped him again! | ||
| Yeah, Khabib might be in trouble here. | ||
| That's the dark arch. | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
| Look at that. | ||
| Dustin's tired. | ||
| Dustin's tired now. | ||
| Yes, he is. | ||
| Yes, he is. | ||
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He's very tired. | |
| He's just tired. | ||
| Yeah, he just chased him for a minute straight. | ||
| He is tired. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Or maybe he's tricking him. | ||
| Oh, dude, there's a shot. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| Oh, look at this guillotine attempt. | ||
| That's not going to work. | ||
| This is bad. | ||
| It's also, you're dealing with a hundred and fucking twenty degree heat index inside that arena. | ||
| He got so tired, something happened. | ||
| Damn, dude. | ||
| He had him right there. | ||
| What do you mean something happened? | ||
| He just put his energy out there trying to finish him because it hurt him a little bit. | ||
| Well, he got real wild. | ||
| He got real wild. | ||
| Dustin has to get wild. | ||
| Yeah, he had to. | ||
| That was no way around. | ||
| Now, this is a big if. | ||
| Three minutes and 20 seconds. | ||
| We're only in the second round. | ||
| Why does he have to get wild? | ||
| He almost knocked him out! | ||
| Right, but he clipped him and hurt him. | ||
| He could just do that again. | ||
| He could just stay technical and keep it on the outside, where I think he has an advantage. | ||
| I don't think his wildness was the result of this takedown. | ||
| No, exhaustion. | ||
| But the wildness leads to you being exhausted. | ||
| They're both tired, though. | ||
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Those big punches exhaust Khabib. | |
| They're both tired, but Khabib is way more efficient at doing this. | ||
| He clips your fucking legs. | ||
| He crosses your legs like a Girl Scout. | ||
| No one's figured it out. | ||
| Girl Scouts cross your legs like that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Is that a move? | ||
| What camp did you go to? | ||
| Is that like a merit badge? | ||
| I don't want to talk about it. | ||
| When I was younger, I was dressed up like a Girl Scout. | ||
| It's how I got myself through college. | ||
| Alright, here we go. | ||
| It's going to be 2 minutes and 30 seconds of this. | ||
| Most likely. | ||
| Dustin just has to kind of hopefully capitalize on those little moments. | ||
| By the way, he's kind of resting here. | ||
| He survives here and then tries it again in the third round and tries it again in the fourth. | ||
| He's just got to survive. | ||
| Sitting against K is not bad. | ||
| He's going to get another shot. | ||
| It's really dependent upon what kind of recovery he can have, how he's dealing with the heat, and what kind of... | ||
| Oh, God, he gave his back up again, man. | ||
| But if he's going to stand up and then use... | ||
| Look, he's bleeding on his left eye. | ||
| He's relaxed. | ||
| He's relaxing. | ||
| That's a bad cut. | ||
| This isn't a place to relax, though. | ||
| Khabib goes to work. | ||
| He's going to get back up his feet, though. | ||
| He's going to face somewhere. | ||
| He's going to get that left underhook, and he's fine. | ||
| All he's got to do is just pull that left underhook out. | ||
| And he's good. | ||
| Pull that left. | ||
| Oh, he didn't get it. | ||
| Yeah, he just had pressure. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| Don't sit back. | ||
| Don't sit back. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Underhooks. | ||
| That pressure. | ||
| That pressure. | ||
| Dude, Khabib got serious head pressure. | ||
| The head pressure's the best. | ||
| People forget about that. | ||
| Well, his head pressure and the way he dips his body down and gets all that weight into it. | ||
| Dude, he's on his feet, though. | ||
| Dude, he's on his feet. | ||
| Well, his head belongs on Brock Lesnar, by the way. | ||
| That's not good for Khabib. | ||
| He's got the biggest head. | ||
| He got up to his feet. | ||
| Oh, fuck. | ||
| Get up, get up, get up. | ||
| Don't Grammy roll. | ||
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What was he going to do? | |
| Maybe Grammy roll? | ||
| All he's got to do is keep getting up and just kill time. | ||
| It's a minute. | ||
| This is just killing time for Dustin for another shot. | ||
| That's smart. | ||
| Another shot. | ||
| Smart. | ||
| That's your best bet. | ||
| Smart. | ||
| Smart. | ||
| Just survive. | ||
| No, don't go for the guilt. | ||
| He's frustrating. | ||
| Take that left under. | ||
| Well, he doesn't have a neck. | ||
| Dude, there's no way he's going to guillotine him. | ||
| No. | ||
| Imagine if he did. | ||
| The only way he could guillotine him is if Dustin is known for a hellacious guillotine and that's his shit. | ||
| Well, he's got a halacious darts. | ||
| His darts is fantastic. | ||
| I'm liking this right now. | ||
| Oh, elbow! | ||
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Elbow! | |
| Oh! | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| That was a shot. | ||
| Khabib's shot to separate. | ||
| Khabib's not going to fuck with it, man. | ||
| He doesn't give you any breath. | ||
| He can't. | ||
| Dude, he should have just ran at that point. | ||
| Like, ran. | ||
| Riley ran. | ||
| Look at Dustin hitting him in the knee like that. | ||
| It's so exciting. | ||
| As soon as there's separation, run. | ||
| Up again. | ||
| Up again. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
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Up again. | |
| Oh, it tripped him. | ||
| Beautiful trip. | ||
| 19. Not enough time. | ||
| He's good. | ||
| 17. 16. 15. I'm telling you, Dustin's not taking a lot of damage. | ||
| He might be tired, but he's not taking as much damage as he could. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Aren't you an actor or something? | ||
| He got hit with a big knee there, man. | ||
| Who did? | ||
| Dustin did. | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
| Back on their feet. | ||
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Damn! | |
| Two rounds of fury. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| God damn! | ||
| He's tired for sure. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Is he tired? | ||
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Of course. | |
| That's the question. | ||
| He is tired. | ||
| Khabib's third and fourth round is usually a tough time for him. | ||
| I'll say this, though. | ||
| It's kind of impressive what Conor did coming back of that long layoff because we see what he's doing to Dustin. | ||
| He does it to everybody. | ||
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He's a man of mine. | |
| I'm just saying, for what Conor... | ||
| You know, he did defend a few takedowns. | ||
| And landed some shots. | ||
| I see Dustin, like... | ||
| This is the game plan. | ||
| Wear him out for a few rounds. | ||
| 100% the plan. | ||
| Survive, survive, survive. | ||
| Dustin's 100% dangerous. | ||
| He's in the mix right now. | ||
| He can knock you out at any moment. | ||
| I would love to be listening to Mike Brown's coaching. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| If he takes you down, just survive, survive. | ||
| I love Mike Brown. | ||
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The beginning of the round, he's got five shots to knock him out. | |
| Oh! | ||
| That was legit, man. | ||
| Dude, he clipped him good. | ||
| Yeah, legit. | ||
| That was legit. | ||
| Oh, another left hand. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
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He's going back. | |
| Dude, he heard him. | ||
| He heard him. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| And then the shot, man. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| The thing is, you go looking for that shot. | ||
| You've got to be conservative looking for those shots. | ||
| You've got to be real conservative. | ||
| But you can't be if you want to win. | ||
| If you want to win, you've got to get wild. | ||
| Oh, it's so confusing. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Every beginning of every round is the time to knock him out. | ||
| And once you get shot on, okay, just survive. | ||
| Is that two chains in the crowd? | ||
| How the fuck did that happen? | ||
| Two chains is there? | ||
| It looked like it. | ||
| How do you know what two chains looks like? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| What's two chains? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| What'd you say, Jamie? | ||
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He's sitting next to Dana. | |
| Is he? | ||
| Two Chains is? | ||
| What is Two Chains? | ||
| He's a rapper. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| He debated Nancy Grace about marijuana. | ||
| He hasn't been hot for a second, but... | ||
| Maybe he's hot in Dubai. | ||
| He looks tired. | ||
| He's certainly tired. | ||
| He's looking for... | ||
| That's the problem, man. | ||
| This is it. | ||
| Oh, Dustin. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| That's tight. | ||
| That is tight. | ||
| That's Snuggie Snuggie. | ||
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That's Snuggie Snuggie. | |
| That's Snuggalicious. | ||
| That is tight. | ||
| Dude, it's Snuggalicious. | ||
| But he doesn't have a leg. | ||
| He doesn't have a leg. | ||
| His arms are going to get tired. | ||
| That's still tight. | ||
| Oh, he rolled! | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Oh, he rolled! | ||
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Oh, it's tight! | |
| Damn, that's tight. | ||
| Oh, he's rolling to his back! | ||
| Dude, is he gonna put him to sleep? | ||
| Oh my god, this is incredible. | ||
| No way! | ||
|
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It's time! | |
| No, he lost it. | ||
| He lost it. | ||
| No, he's still in it. | ||
| No, he lost it. | ||
| Nope, he's out. | ||
| He's out. | ||
| Shit! | ||
| That shit was snuggish! | ||
| But look at this, look at this. | ||
| Snug snugg! | ||
| He gave up his back. | ||
| Now he pissed Khabib off. | ||
| He tried to take a little breather after he let go of that guillotine. | ||
| You tugged on his neck, you tugged on the bear's neck, now he's gonna fuck you up. | ||
| Look at his dad right there, nothing moves on his face. | ||
| Makes you think if an elite Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt gets him in a position like that as he's trying to take him down. | ||
| He's an elite Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt. | ||
| No, but like a Dobby Ramos type too. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| You know who I think has the style to beat Khabib? | ||
| Who? | ||
| Tony Ferguson? | ||
| Brian Ortega. | ||
| Or Tony Ferguson. | ||
| But Brian Ortega as far as his neck attacks. | ||
| But the thing about Tony, oh, oh, here's that fulcrum choke. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| This might be it. | ||
| Nope, nope. | ||
| Tony Khabib's the fight all day. | ||
| See, I disagree with Brian Ortega because he's too small. | ||
| He's a 145-pounder. | ||
| Oh, he's a huge 45-pounder. | ||
| Yeah, but he's a 145-pounder. | ||
| Ferguson is the man. | ||
| Oh, he's under the neck. | ||
| Oh, it's over. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| Tap, tap, tap. | ||
| That's it. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Khabib. | ||
| He's a goddamn monster. | ||
| Khabib is a monster. | ||
| It's Tony Khabib now, dude. | ||
| It's Tony Khabib. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Even Khabib said that, though. | ||
| Khabib is a goddamn monster. | ||
| What's he doing? | ||
| Is he hugging his dad? | ||
| Where's he running into the crowd for? | ||
| Where'd the camera go? | ||
| Did he go to hug his dad? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, he's hugging Dana. | ||
| Oh, look at that, man. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| He's hugging everybody. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| He's humping people, too. | ||
| I think they're jumping up and down with him. | ||
| That's his dad, I think, with the white hair. | ||
| We went out on a limb, Brian. | ||
| It made it fun. | ||
| It made it fun, Brian. | ||
| I got my money back, bitch. | ||
| You got it. | ||
| Take your money. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| He's a minus 400 for a reason. | ||
| Mind. | ||
| I loaned you 100. You owe it to me. | ||
| Poor made it fun, though, for a little bit. | ||
| He certainly did. | ||
| That's what you gotta do, man. | ||
| Great fighter. | ||
| Oh, that's his dad. | ||
| So that wasn't his dad that he was jumping around with? | ||
| That was somebody else? | ||
| His dad. | ||
| He's such a good guy, Khabib, too. | ||
| Good fight. | ||
| Great guy. | ||
| He's a great guy. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| What a good guy. | ||
| Beautiful sportsmanship. | ||
| I think Khabib's only gonna do two more. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| That's what it sounds like. | ||
| Two more? | ||
| Yeah, he's not interested in the long game. | ||
| Well, who? | ||
| Ferguson, then who else? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He wants GSP. GSP wants the fight too. | ||
| Khabib is just amazing, man. | ||
| He's just amazing. | ||
| What a man. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| It's Tony Khabib. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Oh, that's it. | ||
| That's the only fight. | ||
| Now, here's the difference. | ||
| Here's the difference in my eyes. | ||
| Tony Ferguson does not get tired. | ||
| Never gets tired. | ||
| He doesn't get tired. | ||
| It doesn't matter if you take him down. | ||
| He's a scrambling motherfucker. | ||
| And he can cut you up with elbows. | ||
| Elbows from the ground. | ||
| And he's got Darces from every angle, dude. | ||
| He's got long arms. | ||
| He just fucked one little mistake and you're in a Darce and it's over. | ||
| He can catch you with triangles, Darces, guillotines. | ||
| You name it, he can hit you with it. | ||
| But his elbow's from the back. | ||
| The biggest difference is Tony does not get tired. | ||
| Tony's one of the only fighters who, I'm saying from round one, he's even better in four. | ||
| He's the only guy that we know who gets better in four. | ||
| You've trained with him, you've been in his camp. | ||
| What the fuck does he do to have that kind of endurance? | ||
| He just... | ||
| You know, my son is seven and he loves baseball. | ||
| And he came at me with some fucking Vince Lombardi quote, dude. | ||
| Like some Michael Jordan shit one day. | ||
| We were walking to baseball practice and my son's a savage dude. | ||
| And I said, how do you like baseball so far? | ||
| He said, daddy, you know practice is my favorite sport. | ||
| I'm like, shit. | ||
| Practice is his favorite. | ||
| Practice is my favorite sport. | ||
| You can put that on a fucking wall, dude. | ||
| That's pretty badass. | ||
| Practice is my favorite sport. | ||
| My seven-year-old told me that. | ||
| That's an amazing t-shirt. | ||
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You can put that on a fucking Vince Lombardi shit. | |
| That's Michael Jordan shit. | ||
| That's Tony Ferguson shit. | ||
| That's a t-shirt. | ||
| Tony Ferguson, he loves training, dude. | ||
| He loves it so much. | ||
| But what does he do specifically? | ||
| He does everything. | ||
| You've been in his camp. | ||
| What is his schedule like? | ||
| Just cardio all day. | ||
| What kind of cardio? | ||
| The traditional shit, and then he makes up shit. | ||
| Okay, starts off in the morning. | ||
| How does he start off in the morning? | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I don't know his exact schedule. | ||
| But when you've been there, give me a typical day. | ||
| Like in Big Bear, when you guys go to Big Bear. | ||
| He's running, sprinting, doing all sorts of like football calisthenics type stuff. | ||
| Ladder drills. | ||
| Like all sorts of shit. | ||
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He loves training. | |
| That's his secret weapon. | ||
| He fucking loves it. | ||
| He wants to train all day. | ||
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What does he eat like? | |
| When he's not training for a fight, he eats like anybody else. | ||
| Tacos, burritos. | ||
| He don't give a fuck. | ||
| He'll blow up to like 185, 190. When he's training? | ||
| When he's training, he's a fucking machine, dude. | ||
| He's a machine. | ||
| He eats like... | ||
| All the best shit. | ||
| Like when you're eating with him. | ||
| What's he eating? | ||
| I don't eat with him because I eat some bullshit. | ||
| I'll go to In-N-Out. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| He ain't going to In-N-Out. | ||
| You'll veer off on your own path? | ||
| And so he's got meal prepped? | ||
| Everything's meal prepped? | ||
| Him and his wife, they're like, dude, he just eats like a savage. | ||
| He didn't put the hat on John Anik. | ||
| He always puts that shit on me. | ||
| He only does it to you, man. | ||
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Aw. | |
| Respect. | ||
| Hey, Jamie, can you hear what he's saying? | ||
| Is he calling anybody out? | ||
| Yeah, let's give us some volume. | ||
| I'm assuming he's going to call Tony out. | ||
| Let's hear this. | ||
| Or GSP. Maybe I can get permission from the UFC to play volume in the background. | ||
| No way. | ||
| That would be dope. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| They shouldn't fuck you for that. | ||
| But it's not that. | ||
| It's just that they could hear results. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| He is just saying how much respect he has for Dustin Respect What your coach, everybody? | ||
| People can't hear this, but he's saying respect. | ||
| Respect teammates, respect gym, coaches. | ||
| Keep clean your gym. | ||
| He's just a class act. | ||
| Oh, he's wearing Dustin Poirier's shirt. | ||
| He is wearing Dustin Poirier's shirt. | ||
| How cool is that? | ||
| Oh, man, that's beautiful. | ||
| That makes me tear up. | ||
| He's wearing Dustin's fucking t-shirt after he just beat him. | ||
| He's an amazing human being, man. | ||
| That is incredible. | ||
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I love that. | |
| He's the nicest guy in the world. | ||
| This guy's amazing. | ||
| That really is incredible. | ||
| 17. Oh, he's got 12 wins just below George St. Pierre's 13th. | ||
| Look at these killers behind him, all those dudes. | ||
| Look at his dad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Tough fucking animal. | ||
| His dad looks like he can go four rounds right now. | ||
| He's speaking now in his language. | ||
| Did you ever hear him when they were asking about the Conor McGregor stuff, like jumping in the crowd, and he goes, I gotta see my dad. | ||
| He goes, I apologize to my dad. | ||
| I gotta go home and see my dad. | ||
| Because dad... | ||
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probably slaps him around dude he's talking shit ha ha ha ha I've got to say, I'm glad what he did. | |
| He followed his father's plan. | ||
| That's all I've got to say. | ||
| He followed his plan. | ||
| Abdulmanab, great to have you here, my friend. | ||
| Congratulations to you, Habib. | ||
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Before we let you go, I've been a long way to get back in the octagon phase. | |
| Oh, there it is. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
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Here we go. | |
| Give me a couple days to think about it. | ||
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Badass. | |
| Yeah, good for him. | ||
| John Anik does the best post-fight interviews in the game. | ||
| Very clear-cut. | ||
| He's the best. | ||
| He's so good. | ||
| So good at it. | ||
| I don't like doing them. | ||
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him. | |
| They should make him do them. | ||
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Amazing. | |
| God, who the fuck is... | ||
| I mean, Tony Furze is the only guy who can really compete. | ||
| Just discipline, man. | ||
| A lifetime of discipline. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| What does Dustin have to say? | ||
| Let's hear this. | ||
| Where's Dustin go from here? | ||
| I mean, he goes right back to the drawing board. | ||
| It was a good fight. | ||
| Keep it cranking up, Jamie. | ||
| Crank it higher. | ||
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I mean, I knew he was going to present. | |
| I knew I was going to be against the fence a lot. | ||
| Just when I cut myself down, you know, I didn't cut any corners to prepare for this. | ||
| Oh, come on, Dustin. | ||
| You're alright, buddy. | ||
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Probably my whole career set me up for this moment, but... | |
| Everybody's cheering for him. | ||
| Listen to the respect, man. | ||
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That's beautiful. | |
| Beautiful. | ||
| Man, people came from all around the world for that fight. | ||
| He's such a great dude, man. | ||
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I love him. | |
| Yeah, he's just dealing with the aftermath here. | ||
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It's when times are good be grateful and when times like this be graceful, so I'm just go home Good for you It's been a long road. | |
| I'm proud of everything I've accomplished in this sport. | ||
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I have a lot of tread left in the tires But right now I just need some time to think man Damn it's hurt His daughter's cute as shit. | |
| Alright, let's kill that, Jamie. | ||
| This to me makes me more excited than ever for a Tony Ferguson fight because I think fatigue plays a gigantic factor in any Khabib fight. | ||
| And I think that is one fucking tool that Tony Ferguson has in his box that... | ||
| Very few people have. | ||
| The kind of endurance that that guy has, it's almost superhuman. | ||
| Ferguson? | ||
| Yeah, almost superhuman. | ||
| And also, he's so good at rolling. | ||
| Like, you don't just take Tony down. | ||
| It's not like you shoot and he resists and then boom, he's on his back. | ||
| When you shoot, Tony goes with you. | ||
| Transitions. | ||
| Tony rolls with you. | ||
| And when you shoot, he throws and darses, dude. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's the difference, though. | ||
| You can't really train for Tony. | ||
| Because when you get in there, he'll throw him at every angle. | ||
| Remember when he darts Barboza? | ||
| 99.9% of fighters out there don't... | ||
| See Darces like Tony does. | ||
| Tony sees him at every end. | ||
| That's the fight, man. | ||
| He could be in side control and he'll fucking throw him in. | ||
| And how about the fact that he fucking hit Barboza with that shit when they were covered in blood and sweat and chaos and coming off of this watching Dustin almost catch that guillotine. | ||
| Almost catch that guillotine. | ||
| One of Tony's strongest weapons is the fact that Most fighters, even boxers or MMA fighters or whatever, their trainers will tell you the same thing. | ||
| The goal is to take their performance in the gym and take it to the ring. | ||
| And most people can't do that. | ||
| Most people fight their best at the gym. | ||
| They just can't take it to the ring. | ||
| There's just too much pressure or whatever. | ||
| Or they're just too cautious. | ||
| There's just so much pressure. | ||
| Tony does not have that problem. | ||
| And he proves it time and time again. | ||
| When you look at when he throws a spinning elbow, not only will he throw a spinning elbow and not give a fuck, but he'll throw two in a row, dude. | ||
| That tells you right there. | ||
| He also seems to improvise. | ||
| He does weird shit. | ||
| Tony's a lot like Nate Diaz. | ||
| Nate Diaz and Nick Diaz. | ||
| What happens when they get in the ring... | ||
| Is they don't give a fuck, and they actually do perform in the ring like they do in the gym. | ||
| That's the biggest difference. | ||
| Remember Tommy Morrison? | ||
| His biggest thing was, can we take what he does in the gym and take it to the ring in front of the world? | ||
| And he just couldn't do it on a consistent basis. | ||
| And most fighters, that's the big problem. | ||
| Can you do what you do under pressure? | ||
| Under the whole world. | ||
| And Tony has zero problems with that. | ||
| That's his biggest... | ||
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Especially now. | |
| He goes out there and he... | ||
| Dude, he will improvise on the spot and do shit and throw caution to the wind. | ||
| He don't give a fuck. | ||
| That is why Tony is dangerous. | ||
| Because he has no... | ||
| Once he gets in the ring, it's like there's no pressure. | ||
| The pressure's on you, dude, because I'm going to come after you with everything. | ||
| So the pressure is on the other. | ||
| So he goes out there and he plays. | ||
| Once Tony starts dancing, it's over, dude. | ||
| Once he starts dancing and you see Tony just start doing crazy shit, you're fucked. | ||
| Has he ever lost? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| His last fight was Michael Johnson because Michael Johnson broke his arm. | ||
| He lost the decision. | ||
| He threw a kick. | ||
| He checked the kick and it broke his forearm and he was out for like a year. | ||
| He had like metal plates in his arm and everything. | ||
| So it was kind of hard to win that fight. | ||
| But... | ||
| It's going to be a great fight. | ||
| He's on a ridiculous win streak. | ||
| He's in like 17 in a row. | ||
| 12. He has a longer win streak than Khabib in the UFC. I think he has the longest win streak besides Jon Jones, right? | ||
| It's really kind of amazing that he hasn't got a legit title shot yet. | ||
| Other than the interim. | ||
| Well, he just got hurt, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then those Khabib fights, you know, like Khabib backed out. | ||
| You missed weight. | ||
| It's perfect now. | ||
| All that shit in the past... | ||
| We built this up, so now it's better than ever. | ||
| God, Khabib's good. | ||
| Khabib is better than ever right now. | ||
| Khabib is so good. | ||
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He's so good. | |
| Yeah, he is good. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| So good. | ||
| It just gets on your back. | ||
| Nobody can solve that problem. | ||
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No. | |
| Well, it's great. | ||
| Grappling is just so superior to almost everybody else in the sport. | ||
| That's why I think Tony stands a chance, because Tony's grappling is so interesting, and he's so agile. | ||
| And the thing he does, if you watch Tony train, he's always moving in weird ways. | ||
| And that's not for fun. | ||
| That's actually how he fights. | ||
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He moves. | |
| He does that for real. | ||
| He slices you with elbows. | ||
| He had this video that he put on Instagram of him fucking with the Wing Chun dummy. | ||
| And all these Wing Chun experts came out like, he's not doing it right. | ||
| That's not Wing Chun. | ||
| I don't know what the fuck he's doing. | ||
| Like, dude, Tony's doing whatever the fuck he wants to do. | ||
| Yeah, and he'll beat you up, too. | ||
| He'll take a Wing Chun dummy and do Tony Ferguson on. | ||
| There he is. | ||
| He'll beat your founder up. | ||
| There he is. | ||
| Oh, they're showing him. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| When he was fucking up Donald Cerrone, I was like, oh my god, look at him. | ||
| Dude, he's the man. | ||
| The other thing you got to think about with Tony is you can't train for it, really. | ||
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Watch this shit. | |
| You can't find anyone to mimic Tony. | ||
| He'll get you from all angles, dude. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| He'll knock you out and submit you in the same fight. | ||
| He's just so unorthodox. | ||
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In the same fight. | |
| Yeah, I think... | ||
| Kevin Lee was having a little success in the early round, but he didn't... | ||
| I mean, he mounted him and he got in a good position, but he didn't do any damage. | ||
| Yeah, there's been some fighters that had some success, but when it all comes down... | ||
| But there's been success on Khabib, too. | ||
| Well, you're dealing with elite fighters, man. | ||
| Whenever you're dealing with elite fighters, you're dealing with guys that are going to test each other. | ||
| I mean, of course, he's not going to run through everybody. | ||
| He's going to have some difficult moments, but his ability to win is unprecedented. | ||
| It's right up there with Khabib. | ||
| I mean, Khabib's ran through The big difference between Tony and all of Khabib's opponents is, generally, most of the guys that Khabib takes down, they're spending all their energy trying to get back up. | ||
| They're trying to get back up. | ||
| They're trying to drag themselves up the fence. | ||
| Tony's not going to do that. | ||
| Tony's going to attack. | ||
| So Khabib's never dealt with a guy that's going to actually go, okay, we're on the ground. | ||
| Let's do this. | ||
| So that's going to be the difference. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'm not making predictions or anything. | ||
| I've been in this sport long enough where I know anything can happen. | ||
| You can't predict any fight. | ||
| Who knows what's going to happen? | ||
| Khabib controls on the ground, whatever your jiu-jitsu is, whatever it is. | ||
| He controls your hips and your legs. | ||
| We'll see you later. | ||
| Nobody has... | ||
| It just takes everything away. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I respect that. | ||
| Right, he pins your hips to the ground. | ||
| See you later. | ||
| No one doesn't. | ||
| He hasn't fought anybody. | ||
| With Tony's weapons on the ground and the fact that Tony's not going to try to spend the whole round trying to get back up. | ||
| He might try to get back up here and there, but there's going to be spots where it's like, okay, let's attack this motherfucker. | ||
| And it's a different ballgame. | ||
| It's a different game when Khabib's trying to keep the guy on the ground who's trying to drag himself up the fence and a guy just turns up and squares with him and goes, okay, let's attack. | ||
| It's a whole different game. | ||
| So I don't know how it's going to turn out. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Who knows how it's going to turn out? | ||
| I'm not here guaranteeing a win. | ||
| It is the fight. | ||
| It's the fight that happens. | ||
| There's no other fight. | ||
| There's nothing else. | ||
| My feeling is that if Ferguson can be busy enough on the ground... | ||
| How is Conor ranked number three? | ||
| He hasn't fought in so long. | ||
| That seems so strange to me. | ||
| They're worried if they take him out? | ||
| Those rankings are so odd. | ||
| It's like, who makes those? | ||
| How do they do that? | ||
| I know the pound for pound rankings are made by journalists, like journalists submit their submissions. | ||
| So are these. | ||
| Is that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Really? | ||
| The rankings? | ||
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| There's a whole, there's like a number of journalists who submit to the rankings. | ||
| So after, don't you think that after like a long, lengthy layoff? | ||
| How long has it been since he fought? | ||
| Connor, last time he fought was Vegas. | ||
| How long has it been? | ||
| Khabib fought twice. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| A year and a half, two years? | ||
| I'd say a year. | ||
| Probably a year. | ||
| No, probably a year. | ||
| What is this, yoga? | ||
| It's been a year. | ||
| It's been a year. | ||
| When I go into yoga class and they go, let's do OM, and everybody is out of key and out of pitch. | ||
| Not here. | ||
| It sounds horrible. | ||
| I did it. | ||
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I did it. | |
| Where do you do yoga? | ||
| Do you do beak rolls? | ||
| Dude, I do... | ||
| Do you do hot yoga? | ||
| No, I don't do... | ||
| I do old man yoga, dude. | ||
| What's old man yoga? | ||
| Oh my god, it's the greatest yoga ever invented. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because you don't do shit! | ||
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Dude, the first five... | |
| Why do it? | ||
| Because, you know what it is? | ||
| It's an hour of some stretching that you would never do at your house. | ||
| You would never do it at your house. | ||
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So the first five minutes, dude, you know how we warm up? | |
| We fucking lay there, dude. | ||
| We just lay there. | ||
| And I'm like passing out. | ||
| I'm like, oh shit. | ||
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And then after five minutes, you grab a leg. | |
| And then you grab the other leg. | ||
| And I love it. | ||
| I fucking love it. | ||
| And you know how we cool down the last five minutes? | ||
| We fucking just get in a fetal position and just take a nap for five. | ||
| The first time I went to this class, my wife says, you hate this, don't you? | ||
| Because I went with my wife and my son, because you hate this. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| We'll go to somewhere. | ||
| I'm like, what are you talking about? | ||
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I found my life's passion. | |
| Old man yoga. | ||
| Remember your character, the lazy dancer? | ||
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Dude. | |
| I go to yoga and take naps now, dude. | ||
| I'll take a nap and my wife gets mad because she knows that noise I make when I go out. | ||
| You know when you kind of go... | ||
| The snoring wakes you up. | ||
| She knows that noise so well. | ||
| She's like, I'm going to kill you. | ||
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I love yoga. | |
| Everybody in the class is at least 85 years old. | ||
| I swear to God. | ||
| Me and my wife and my son, we're like the youngest motherfuckers in there. | ||
| Do you still roll jiu-jitsu? | ||
| I love it. | ||
| You go full? | ||
| I am rolling, but I'm not like, you know, I'm not rolling like, you know, I'm training for Abu Dhabi or anything like that. | ||
| I'm like trying to lose weight. | ||
| How long has it been since your surgery on your shoulder? | ||
| One year, exactly. | ||
| And it's not 100%? | ||
| It'll never be 100%. | ||
| What's it at right now? | ||
| Dude, like, if you try to underjack this arm and try to put me in an arm, I'll tap, like, right here. | ||
| Stem cell, bro. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You need to get stem cells in there. | ||
| When's the last time you rolled, Kellen? | ||
| Everybody keeps saying! | ||
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1998. It was when CDs were very widely available. | |
| No, I rolled with you. | ||
| You know what, everyone? | ||
| The thing about stem cells is I'm down with it, but every fucking three months, there's a new dude that comes out and says, oh, they did their stem cells like this. | ||
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We take our stem cells out of fucking pigs. | |
| And then six months later, oh, they've been taking their stem cells from pigs. | ||
| We take our stem cells from fucking aborted fetuses in China. | ||
| And they're like, okay. | ||
| And then another six months, like, oh, they take their fetus... | ||
| They're stem cells from a bored fetus in China. | ||
| We take ours from a bored fetus from Haiti. | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| When are you guys going to master this shit? | ||
| It's amniotic fluid now, I think, and they take it from the placenta? | ||
| No, it's not fluid. | ||
| What's the latest shit? | ||
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What's the latest one? | |
| Umbilical cord. | ||
| They use umbilical cord. | ||
| Mel Gibson was on your podcast. | ||
| Go to Panama. | ||
| We do fucking stem cells. | ||
| Slow down. | ||
| Stop, stop, stop. | ||
| Listen, Dr. Neil Reardon was on my podcast and he had treated Mel Gibson and Mel Gibson's dad. | ||
| Dr. Neil Reardon runs a clinic in Panama because they can do things in Panama that they don't allow yet in the United States because they would have to classify it as a drug. | ||
| What is it, 40K? If you go down, it's a little bit in that range. | ||
| I sent my mom down there. | ||
| I sent Miriam Nakamoto down there too. | ||
| Miriam Nakamoto's got a fucked up knee and she couldn't get it fixed and she was falling apart. | ||
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Is she better? | |
| Is she better now? | ||
| She's just got it done. | ||
| She's just got it done. | ||
| My buddy did it. | ||
| Actually, you know what? | ||
| She hasn't got it done. | ||
| Let's find out. | ||
| I don't think she's got it done yet. | ||
| I think maybe she goes this week. | ||
| My buddy went to Germany. | ||
| From the people we're going to? | ||
| No, he went to Germany, but he did. | ||
| Now the people we're going to, he's done all the research. | ||
| He said that's cutting edge. | ||
| She's coming to my show tonight, by the way. | ||
| Brian, what's cutting edge? | ||
| It's called Renu, R-E-N-U, and you have to read how they do it, but it's essentially from cesarean sections. | ||
| They take the placenta and the umbilical cord from that. | ||
| And those cells, I guess, they can essentially become anything with it. | ||
| Is that what you do, Joe? | ||
| You're not harvesting your own. | ||
| That's what I'm doing. | ||
| And I'll tell you, my buddy did it, shot it in both shoulders. | ||
| Shoulders hurt for seven years. | ||
| He said, dude, I'm telling you. | ||
| He got a lot of them done. | ||
| He said, I haven't had in two years my shoulders haven't hurt at all. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| This is a secondhand thing. | ||
| I've had a full-length rotator cuff tear disappear. | ||
| It's gone. | ||
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I'm shooting in my fucking foot. | |
| I'm shooting in my fucking foot. | ||
| You need to go to Lifespan Medicine in Santa Monica and talk to Dr. Ben Ruhi. | ||
| He's in Santa Monica. | ||
| He's phenomenal. | ||
| Listen, my guy is the best guy on the planet. | ||
| Trust me. | ||
| In the United States, for what you can get done in the United States, the guy that I go to is as good as any fucking human that's alive. | ||
| It's in Santa Monica, California. | ||
| You've got to trust me. | ||
| I do all the research. | ||
| I've talked to all the doctors. | ||
| I've read books on this shit. | ||
| I'm about as up as you can get without being in the business. | ||
| Has anybody gotten stem cells up in their dick? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Ben Greenfield said he made his dick bigger. | ||
| I would recommend, if you're in Vegas, I would recommend Dr. Roddy McGee. | ||
| He's got a piece on him. | ||
| It's not bad. | ||
| He doesn't need stem cells. | ||
| If his dick's bigger for his body, he'd have a real problem. | ||
| Callan needs acupuncture on his dick. | ||
| He would look odd. | ||
| Callan, you need some physical therapy on your dick. | ||
| You fuck so much. | ||
| I have to do some fucking... | ||
| You need some acupuncture on it. | ||
| For real, Eddie, if you want to talk to Ben Ruhi, he's the guy who did your back with Regenikine. | ||
| Your back was too far gone for that. | ||
| He told you your back was too far gone? | ||
| Because all it does is act as... | ||
| He didn't tell me that. | ||
| What did he tell you? | ||
| He said it was going to work. | ||
| He wouldn't... | ||
| Well, maybe it would have worked if you didn't do jiu-jitsu. | ||
| The problem is... | ||
| Chip point. | ||
| No, he saw my MRI and my... | ||
| L5-S1 was like this. | ||
| And he still stuck me with that shit. | ||
| Well, he said it was going to give you some relief. | ||
| Did it give you any relief? | ||
| I don't even remember. | ||
| Eddie's not a fan. | ||
| I don't even remember at this point. | ||
| You don't have any carnage? | ||
| All I know is I've had stem cells. | ||
| I thought I was getting stem cells when I went to that shit. | ||
| They still talk about Eddie to this day in the office. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, apparently you were hitting him with all kinds of crazy conspiracy theories while you were in there. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| They were... | ||
| That's why I love Eddie. | ||
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I went there, I thought I was getting stem cell treatments. | |
| I went in there and I saw it and I go, stem cell. | ||
| And then at the very end they go, oh, this ain't stem cell. | ||
| This is just... | ||
| Wait a minute, why did you think it was stem cells? | ||
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This is PRP. I'm like, wait, this is PRP. No, no, no. | |
| It's not PRP. It's Regenicane. | ||
| It's different. | ||
| It's different. | ||
| It's way superior to PRP. It's how I fix my bulging disc in my neck. | ||
| I had a real fucking problem in my neck. | ||
| Numb fingers. | ||
| I also need that. | ||
| What did you do with it? | ||
| What is Regenicane? | ||
| It's a procedure they invented in Germany. | ||
| Kobe Bryant went down there. | ||
| Peyton Manning had his neck fixed in Germany. | ||
| It's not stem cells, though. | ||
| TJ Dillashaw. | ||
| It's not stem cells, though. | ||
| Okay, relax. | ||
| I know. | ||
| They do stem cells there, too. | ||
| They do. | ||
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They do both. | |
| But you've got to remember, I went in there thinking, listen, this is what I was thinking. | ||
| Maybe I'm a retard, and I probably am, but I went in there thinking I was telling everybody. | ||
| I'm getting stem cells. | ||
| Well, because you didn't listen. | ||
| And then by the time it happened, they go, oh no, you're not getting stem cells. | ||
| You're getting PRP. Eddie, they didn't lie to you. | ||
| You just didn't listen. | ||
| If you want to get stem cells, they can. | ||
| But when it comes to, look, I got Regenicine in my back last week because I've been having some sciatic nerve issues. | ||
| My ass hurts and the nerve goes down because I had a little bit of a bulge that's pushing on it. | ||
| Did it help? | ||
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Your ass hurts for other reasons that we can't discuss. | |
| Easy. | ||
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Slow down. | |
| That's cause of that thing we did a long time ago. | ||
| Callan knows about ass pain. | ||
| Oh, I know about ass pain. | ||
| Listen, they do everything. | ||
| They do everything there. | ||
| But if I had to tell someone, if someone had a real issue and they wanted to deal with it, I would say, if you have time, go to Panama. | ||
| Because they can do things in Panama they can't do. | ||
| Dude, my mom was about to get a fucking knee replacement. | ||
| Real close. | ||
| I sent her down there to Panama. | ||
| She's 73. So for a while, it was like, well, I don't feel anything. | ||
| It still hurts. | ||
| But then about six months in, she's like, it really seems like it's getting better. | ||
| Eight months later, no pain. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| She's hiking in the Grand Canyon, man. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Grand Canyon. | ||
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Yes. | |
| I need that shit in my neck. | ||
| She went on vacation. | ||
| You do. | ||
| She can walk. | ||
| With no pain now. | ||
| Can you get it in your neck? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| They can put it anywhere. | ||
| I need my foot and neck. | ||
| And I sent my mom down there again. | ||
| She just got back. | ||
| I sent her down there twice. | ||
| How much does that cost? | ||
| It's not cheap. | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| You know how me and the price is right. | ||
| I don't know what the fuck it is. | ||
| But I sent her down there, and I'll send her down there every time she wants to go. | ||
| I'll send her down there three fucking times a year. | ||
| I mean, it's real. | ||
| But they're doing intravenous stem cells. | ||
| They're doing direct injections in the problem joints. | ||
| Anything you have an issue with. | ||
| It's regenerating tissue. | ||
| I need to see a documentary. | ||
| There are white papers on it now. | ||
| I don't read. | ||
| He's got published journals, man. | ||
| I need to see a documentary on Netflix. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Listen, man. | ||
| You too. | ||
| If you go down there, I guarantee you it'll help you. | ||
| For your shoulder, for whatever issues you got. | ||
| I'm going to start in Santa Monica. | ||
| I get nervous about Panama. | ||
| The thing about your back, and here's the new... | ||
| Don't get nervous in Panama. | ||
| The guy's from Dallas. | ||
| No, no, I get nervous because I'm like, why are you doing illegal shit? | ||
| I just told you. | ||
| I told you. | ||
| He has to, though. | ||
| Because the federal government treats it as a drug. | ||
| And the FDA wants all that money that they get from drugs. | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
| Yeah, Callan. | ||
| You have to go down there if you want to get it done. | ||
| Because it's, look, it's smaller doses, you can get it done in America, but you want to get the fucking full Monty, you've got to go down there to Panama. | ||
| I would be happy to go if I have the time. | ||
| If I could take five days off... | ||
| Well, you don't have the time, you could save your life. | ||
| My body's fine, man. | ||
| My body's fine. | ||
| I've had big results from what I've had done in the United States. | ||
| And I'm telling you, what I get done in the United States is not as potent as what they're doing in Panama. | ||
| Have you thought about maybe making a trip to that Panama? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| I talked to my family. | ||
| Non-stop flights like four hours. | ||
| This is what we're going to do. | ||
| No, it's more than that. | ||
| Panama is Miami. | ||
| How about we do this? | ||
| How about we get that Panama Institute to sponsor all of us and we all go, they pay for it for free and we blow it the fuck up. | ||
| Listen, I've already blown him up. | ||
| I've already blown him up, which is why he's willing to help. | ||
| A lot of my friends have gone down. | ||
| Fight companion stem cell? | ||
| And we talk about how good we feel? | ||
| Dude, what I was going to do with my family is we were going to go to Panama for three days, I get the treatment, and then we're going to go from there and jet somewhere else and then have another vacation. | ||
| If you have chronic injury, let's just say my ankles. | ||
| I wake up in the morning and my fucking ankles are so stiff. | ||
| 100% they could fix that. | ||
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100%? | |
| Yeah, 100% they could fix that. | ||
| Into your ankles when that happens? | ||
| Yes, right into the joint. | ||
| You can even get a little Botox. | ||
| Well, listen, what Ben Greenfield did, what Ben Greenfield did with his dick, I told you Ben Greenfield got a shot in his dick, he got a shot through his whole body. | ||
| He got a shot in every joint. | ||
| It was like they put him under, they did his back, they did his knees, his ankle, they did his big toes. | ||
| Was he fucked up? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, he was like, for a while afterwards, he was like, holy shit. | ||
| His whole body was like, out of it. | ||
| But he said afterwards, his biological age dropped. | ||
| He said he felt significantly better through his entire body. | ||
| Like, every joint felt better. | ||
| His energy level went through the roof. | ||
| He said he felt physically better. | ||
| Did you see what made the news today? | ||
| What? | ||
| They can reverse your biological clock by two and a half years. | ||
| Human growth. | ||
| Two and a half years. | ||
| And metformin. | ||
| And metformin. | ||
| But here's the thing about metformin. | ||
| There's a guy, David Sinclair from Harvard, who's coming on my podcast again next week. | ||
| He's been on before. | ||
| And I think? | ||
| I love her. | ||
| As thorough a researcher as there is, and she's a legit scientist, and when she does the research on something, she looks at every fucking angle completely non-biased, and she's not sold on metformin. | ||
| And there's a lot of other people that agree with her. | ||
| They say there's a performance hit, apparently. | ||
| But David Sinclair is not exercising. | ||
| If he does, he's like, you know, fucking elliptical machine while he watches the news. | ||
| He's not doing anything crazy. | ||
| But if you're an athlete, like I know you are, Damn right, I was about to say. | ||
| You wrestled, right? | ||
| Joe, that's a great shirt. | ||
| I just noticed it. | ||
| That's a great fucking shirt. | ||
| That's an official UFC shirt? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Wow, look at them coming around. | ||
| For a while, I was wearing the official ones at the weigh-ins, but I was getting tired of them taking my shirt off in front of everybody. | ||
| That's a great shirt. | ||
| Yeah, they make dope shirts, man. | ||
| Reebok has a bunch of dope shirts. | ||
| The Yoel Romero one's my favorite. | ||
| I know you. | ||
| The Stylebender one. | ||
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I know you. | |
| The Stylebender? | ||
| They sent me the Stylebender. | ||
| I haven't seen it. | ||
| I've worn that one. | ||
| Stylebender's dope. | ||
| It looks like the Matrix. | ||
| It's like different colors. | ||
| You see that cartoon of Yoel Romero and George Masvidal? | ||
| Yeah, pull that up. | ||
| Pull that up. | ||
| Pull that up, Yoel Romero and Masvidal. | ||
| That is so good. | ||
| Bro, Paulo Costa is the only guy to slow down Yoel Romero. | ||
| Like, literally, like, put it on him, where Yoel always puts it on everybody. | ||
| He made Yoel fight off his back foot. | ||
| He made Yoel, like, literally, like, having a hard time setting up to throw shots. | ||
| I didn't know Costa was that good. | ||
| He be sleeping. | ||
| He be dreaming. | ||
| He be dreaming. | ||
| He don't know nothing. | ||
| He can't play it? | ||
| I didn't know Costa was that goddamn talented. | ||
| What'd you say? | ||
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We don't own it. | |
| Oh, right. | ||
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Somebody else's video. | |
| Somebody else's video. | ||
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YouTube is... | |
| Holy fuck. | ||
| What's the matter? | ||
| You guys don't watch football, so I can give a fuck. | ||
| Oh, something happened? | ||
| Antonio Brown signed with the Patriots. | ||
| What? | ||
| Is that bad? | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
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Why is that bad? | |
| Went to the dark side. | ||
| Is that bad? | ||
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Just add him to the best team in the world. | |
| Give him the best quarterback, the best coach. | ||
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Oh. | |
| What a disaster. | ||
| How is that guy still the best quarterback at his age? | ||
| 42. Stem cells. | ||
| Well, he's definitely done some of that shit. | ||
| Oh, a ton of it, yeah. | ||
| Doesn't take hits. | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| He takes hits. | ||
| He takes hits. | ||
| He's got an incredible line. | ||
| He's just smart. | ||
| It doesn't make any sense because before him, remember Drew Bledsoe? | ||
| Drew Bledsoe was awesome. | ||
| And to think that Drew Bledsoe's backup... | ||
| No one ever thought that. | ||
| No one ever thought that. | ||
| Drew Bledsoe was high level. | ||
| How about that dude that just retired? | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| What's that guy that retired? | ||
| The vegan guy? | ||
| Andrew Luck. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why did he retire? | ||
| Because he's 29. He had $100 million or whatever. | ||
| Stanford graduate. | ||
| Engineering or architecture. | ||
| Stanford graduate. | ||
| He had other options. | ||
| And he's like, I don't want to get my head back. | ||
| No, he kept getting hurt though. | ||
| So he was a baller. | ||
| Super baller. | ||
| But he kept having horrible injuries. | ||
| Had missed the whole year previous to that. | ||
| Then came back. | ||
| Got NFL player. | ||
| Comeback player of the year. | ||
| Then just his line sucked. | ||
| Kept getting hit. | ||
| And has money in the bank. | ||
| Super smart kid. | ||
| He was like, I'm out, man. | ||
| I don't have the passion for it. | ||
| I looked at the list of injuries. | ||
| Gronkowski, same thing. | ||
| And Brennan, who played football, I go, he had a lacerated kidney. | ||
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Lacerated kidney? | |
| Oh yeah, lacerated kidney. | ||
| He had a lacerated liver. | ||
| And he looked at the list and I was so horrified. | ||
| My jaw was like, what? | ||
| It looks like you've been through a car accident. | ||
| And Brennan goes, it's not that bad. | ||
| No, there's guys way worse off. | ||
| Way worse off. | ||
| Even Rob Gugrowski was talking to a crowd and he started getting emotional talking about how he kept getting hurt and his mind wasn't in it and he was hating to play. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| You guys play since they're fucking four, man. | ||
| You play into your 20s and it's like, fuck. | ||
| This, man. | ||
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Right. | |
| After a while... | ||
| There's money in the bank. | ||
| You also see these guys that are getting pulled around in wheelchairs when they're in their 60s and they can't remember what their name is. | ||
| There's a lot of that. | ||
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A ton of that. | |
| And we're aware of it now where they weren't aware of it 20, 30 years ago. | ||
| I think fighters, too. | ||
| Fighters are a lot smarter now. | ||
| Like, Nate Diaz is like, dude, pay me what I'm worth, man. | ||
| I know I'm... | ||
| On the reverse side of that is you see a lot of guys like... | ||
| That have had many concussions in football. | ||
| Like Troy Aikman and Steve Young. | ||
| They've had tremendous amount of concussions. | ||
| And they're fine. | ||
| And they're commentating and they sound super articulate. | ||
| They say it's a gene. | ||
| They say it's a gene and they can test for it. | ||
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Wait a minute. | |
| Did you get knocked out by some gigantic 260-pound guy running full clip like eight times? | ||
| Didn't you get completely knocked out? | ||
| There's also an off-season though. | ||
| And then they're doing commentating, and they sound brilliant. | ||
| But there's fighters like that too. | ||
| How about Alistair Overeem? | ||
| Sugar Ray Robinson. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Felder. | ||
| Is he crazy? | ||
| Oh, Sugar Ray Robinson. | ||
| You mean Leonard or Robinson? | ||
| Leonard, yes. | ||
| Struggling. | ||
| Sugar Ray Leonard? | ||
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Struggling? | |
| Struggling. | ||
| Go to his Instagram page. | ||
| No. | ||
| And by the way, Robinson was struggling. | ||
| No. | ||
| He has a hard time talking. | ||
| And then Robinson was struggling real bad late in his life. | ||
| How do you explain, like, Steve Young? | ||
| He's had, him and Troy Aitman have had a hundred concussions. | ||
| Hey, explain Overeem. | ||
| Overeem is the guy to explain. | ||
| A hundred concussions. | ||
| A hundred? | ||
| Not a hundred. | ||
| Like, he's got a ton. | ||
| There's an off-season. | ||
| A hundred is an exaggeration, Joe. | ||
| But in football, you have an off-season. | ||
| You have a lot of time to heal. | ||
| I'd say a billion. | ||
| A billion concussions? | ||
| No, but seriously. | ||
| And those guys are commentating for Fox and CBS and NBC. They're super articulate. | ||
| There's a gene. | ||
| You can't glitch at all when you're commentating for fucking NBC. You can't glitch. | ||
| You have to be on fire. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| I've been tested for it. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't have it. | ||
| Thank God. | ||
| We'll see. | ||
| I don't see any sign of Brendan. | ||
| Get tickets now, because CT can kick in any second. | ||
| What'd you say? | ||
| I see no sign of CT on him. | ||
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In what? | |
| In him? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What? | ||
| You do? | ||
| What? | ||
| On who? | ||
| In Brendan. | ||
| Brendan. | ||
| You don't see nothing? | ||
| Not even a little bit. | ||
| You see some? | ||
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No. | |
| Oh, fuck, dude. | ||
| You fucker. | ||
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Oh, fuck. | |
| You fucking... | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Oh, God, dude. | ||
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That was good. | |
| Dude. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| I thought we had an intervention. | ||
| Oh, fuck. | ||
| He's going to be another intervention. | ||
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Are we doing another... | |
| Is that what we're doing? | ||
| That was good, dude. | ||
| What? | ||
| What? | ||
| Dude, why'd you do that? | ||
| No, there's people that are fighting currently that do worry me, though. | ||
| You have conversations with them and they sound like they're drunk. | ||
| And then they pull it together for fights. | ||
| You know, they pull it together and they look good at fights. | ||
| You know what the thing is, though, Joe? | ||
| On average, I know in the media, and this isn't a conspiracy, you might agree with this, Eddie, and this is to your point. | ||
| I don't believe in conspiracy, so... | ||
| I'm just saying, CT is everywhere in brain trauma, but the odds are you're not going to get it. | ||
| There's more guys better off who played in the NFL in college football and fought who are fine than those that are super punchy. | ||
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Okay, the odds are most football players are fine. | |
| Are there boxers out there that have been, like, fucking shut off a few times that are doing commentary? | ||
| Hold on, do you not know about the long-term CT study that they did where they tested 111 people and 110 of them had CT? Yes, that's true. | ||
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But they were selective 110. It was a selective 110. I mean, what is it? | |
| There's an ability to... | ||
| Like an IQ test or something? | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| They have the ability to determine whether or not you have chronic traumatic cellulose. | ||
| But can I tell you what? | ||
| That's a little bit of a trick thing. | ||
| Based on what? | ||
| MRIs? | ||
| Correct me if I'm wrong. | ||
| Those samples were donated by their families. | ||
| And those guys showed signs. | ||
| And they showed signs. | ||
| So that was kind of not a very good control group. | ||
| Their bodies are fucked up. | ||
| Their joints, their backs. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| But there's more guys that don't have CT than do. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| Can someone be kept alive with just their head? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Is there proof of that? | ||
| Oh, you mean like a head transplant? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| You gotta try it. | ||
| If I lost my arm, I'd still be alive, right? | ||
| If I lost both arms, I'd still be alive. | ||
| Both legs. | ||
| At what point... | ||
| You need a heart. | ||
| You need a liver. | ||
| You need lungs. | ||
| Yeah, you gotta breathe. | ||
| You need the... | ||
| Hey, bro. | ||
| Yeah, you need the heart, right? | ||
| Basic medical science. | ||
| You need the heart, right? | ||
| I just went down a weird road. | ||
| What if you had a head and you had some life support? | ||
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Machine? | |
| He had a machine. | ||
| You know, there's guys that have been knocked out a bunch of times. | ||
| Like I said, Overeem. | ||
| Overeem is one of the best examples. | ||
| You talk to that guy, he sounds fucking clear as day. | ||
| He's been knocked out, but I mean... | ||
| A gang of times. | ||
| More than anybody in the UFC. Yeah. | ||
| A gang of times, and he sounds fine. | ||
| Super articulate. | ||
| For now. | ||
| It says no problems. | ||
| I mean, and he's still winning. | ||
| He's still fighting well. | ||
| Have you seen that nicotine helps with that? | ||
| The studies on nicotine? | ||
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Really? | |
| So nicotine, the way it's delivered, fucks people's lungs up, stuff like that. | ||
| But nicotine by itself, you can take it in a chew, actually helps with brain trauma and stuff like that. | ||
| We know what helps is psilocybin. | ||
| Dementia. | ||
| Psilocybin apparently regenerates neurons. | ||
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Really? | |
| Yeah, it's one of the rare things that regenerates neurons. | ||
| Another thing that's supposed to be really good for it is lion's mane. | ||
| Lion's mane mushroom. | ||
| Paul Stamets, who's a mycologist. | ||
| Paul Stanley? | ||
| Stamets. | ||
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Oh. | |
| Different guy. | ||
| Close. | ||
| He's been on my podcast before. | ||
| He's coming on again, too. | ||
| He's a legitimate scientist. | ||
| Next time you have Paul Stanley in your podcast, can you invite me, please? | ||
| Yeah, if I have him on again. | ||
| I don't know if it'll ever be on again. | ||
| Just one day. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Please. | ||
| Anybody from Kiss? | ||
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Anybody from Kiss? | |
| Did you ever hear anything back from Kanye? | ||
| Yeah, we'll talk about that off the air. | ||
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Gotcha. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Not bad. | ||
| Nah, yeah. | ||
| It just hit me. | ||
| I think it's better for that guy to not do podcasts. | ||
| Just make great music. | ||
| This is why I don't think it's going to work for you. | ||
| You're not going to let him rant like Trump does and get away with all that stuff. | ||
| It's not what you do. | ||
| Wait, Trump lets him rant? | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| You never saw that video of him in the White House talking? | ||
| Oh my God, he's talking about making his own book and vocabulary and shit. | ||
| And Trump's like, that'd be cool, dude. | ||
| Trump's like, okay, you're on my side, right? | ||
| Keep talking. | ||
| As long as you're with me, keep talking. | ||
| I'm a Kanye fan. | ||
| I'm a Kanye fan. | ||
| I am too. | ||
| His music's amazing. | ||
| I think he's incredibly eccentric, and I think if you're going to be incredibly eccentric the way he is, you're going to have a lot of nutty thoughts and ideas and things to say. | ||
| And he also has some mental health issues, like legitimate, that he's discussed, that are public, and that I think in some ways may contribute to his art, because he's off medication. | ||
| He was on medication for a while, and the way he talked about it, he was saying that it was stifling him, it was fucking him up. | ||
| Dulling him. | ||
| Yeah, it was dulling his ability to create... | ||
| How could it not? | ||
| It's a fine line though, right? | ||
| It's what made him amazing. | ||
| What made him amazing is this wild mind that he has. | ||
| But this wild mind is not based on mathematical truth and logic and reason. | ||
| It's based on this ability to just go with the flow and think what you think and be confident in your decisions and just be in touch with your emotions and your feelings. | ||
| I mean, he's a fucking incredibly prolific artist. | ||
| Leave that guy alone. | ||
| And I think the Kim Kardashian situation is perfect because she loves him. | ||
| They have a family together. | ||
| I bet she kind of keeps him grounded. | ||
| Her and her family obviously have an amazing business sense. | ||
| So, like, they'll keep all the money tight, keep everybody together. | ||
| I mean, she's got fucking more loot than God. | ||
| Would you ever have Kim Kardashian on your podcast? | ||
| You know what I'd have her? | ||
| I'd have her come on and talk about her decision to help with prison reform because I think that's really admirable. | ||
| There's a lot of people that have made a lot of money and they've gotten real famous and they didn't do shit with it. | ||
| But what she's done is actually... | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Big time. | ||
| And she's actually pushed a narrative that you can do something like this. | ||
| And she's talked to Trump and she's visited in the White House and she's got, I think, something like 18 people freed from prison that were wrongly incarcerated. | ||
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Pretty crazy. | |
| So respect to her. | ||
| I don't ever want to make a Kim Kardashian joke for the rest of my life. | ||
| Plus, I made a bunch of them. | ||
| Yeah, you did. | ||
| Your last special. | ||
| The one before that. | ||
| The one before. | ||
| That was Bruce, man. | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| But if I did, I mean, what she's done is, like, she's decided to make a difference. | ||
| She didn't have to make a difference. | ||
| No, she didn't have to do shit. | ||
| She could just buy diamonds to get her toes done. | ||
| She decided to make a difference. | ||
| So I respect her. | ||
| 100%, man. | ||
| There's a lot of fucking... | ||
| There's people that learn and grow. | ||
| We want to sell people short and write people off and cancel people because of this or that. | ||
| And turn them into a noun. | ||
| That's who you are. | ||
| Change it. | ||
| What the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| Can you think about the difference between you and I when we were 28? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| The level of moronic energy. | ||
| Oh my god, we were morons. | ||
| And what we thought about all the time in our head first is now. | ||
| And the problem with you and I is we were together. | ||
| So we're okay! | ||
| Let's go get a pit bull that fights! | ||
| We're both okay! | ||
| Let's go find a pit bull that fights! | ||
| How about let's get piranha? | ||
| I think I had a fucking skeleton with a human skeleton in my tank. | ||
| I said to him one time, I go, yeah, I want a dog, but I want a dog that's just basically jaws on a leash. | ||
| I want a pit bull with a head. | ||
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Nightmare. | |
| I'll help you! | ||
| I'll help you! | ||
| He's at my house the next day. | ||
| He's like, I'm here! | ||
| We allegedly went to a guy who was fighting dogs to get Brian's dog. | ||
| I didn't want to fight a dog. | ||
| I just wanted a fighting dog. | ||
| I wasn't going to fight it. | ||
| I just wanted a badass dog. | ||
| Your dog was a sweet dog, too. | ||
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Did you get the dog? | |
| It was a great dog. | ||
| Yeah, and I let my friend watch it on a farm. | ||
| Oh, I'll tell you how to die. | ||
| Good question. | ||
| I had my friend watch it on the farm. | ||
| My friend calls me and goes, Hey, your dog's not with us anymore. | ||
| I go, what? | ||
| He goes, yeah, sorry about that. | ||
| Wow. | ||
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I go, what happened? | |
| He goes, I shot it. | ||
| And I go, oh. | ||
| And he goes, yeah. | ||
| So you could have told me that that dog was going to turn on at any minute. | ||
| I go, oh. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| The dog went after a baby calf, a cow, was holding on to it. | ||
| The neighbor's dog, well, no, I'm sorry. | ||
| Let me start again. | ||
| It killed a couple goats, then went after the baby calf. | ||
| And when the family dog came out, which was like a German Shepherd golden retriever, Pippo was like, Yay! | ||
| And broke its leg. | ||
| And then that was when my friend, he said, when I tried to pull that dog off, it was so swollen. | ||
| It was like this small dog. | ||
| It was pulsing. | ||
| And it was covered in blood. | ||
| And it was so excited. | ||
| And I was like, oh, this is a demon dog. | ||
| And he shot the dog. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Because he was like, I can't have this dog on my farm. | ||
| Lucky had a gun. | ||
| He's a farmer. | ||
| Yeah, otherwise everyone had been fucked. | ||
| Well, they don't bite people. | ||
| He was just hell on four wheels. | ||
| I know a dude who had wolf dogs. | ||
| They were like seven, eights timber wolf. | ||
| And they got out of his yard or he let them out. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| They went to a neighbor's farm and killed like eight sheep. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And they come back just bathed in blood. | ||
| They're just covered in blood. | ||
| Wolf dogs are illegal in a lot of parts of the country now. | ||
| They should be. | ||
| They didn't listen to him at all, man. | ||
| They would not. | ||
| Like, sit. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| This was like the conversation you'd have with a dog. | ||
| Sit. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| And they're big, right? | ||
| Yeah, they're big, man. | ||
| Their pack instinct is very, very strong. | ||
| So children are lower on that totem pole than they are. | ||
| And so what happens is they look at children as below them, subservient. | ||
| They don't look at them as part of the family because they're very pack-oriented. | ||
| So they'll bite kids. | ||
| So they'll take kids out. | ||
| Did you hear about that guy that got attacked in British Columbia while he was sleeping in his bag? | ||
| He's sleeping in his sleeping bag. | ||
| The wolf came into the tent, tried to drag him out of the tent. | ||
| People were screaming. | ||
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God damn. | |
| Yeah, a wolf bit him, was dragging him. | ||
| The wolf's ass was hanging out of the tent, pulling this guy out. | ||
| The guy's screaming. | ||
| The wolf's got a hold of his arm. | ||
| And then some other people kicked it. | ||
| Some other campers woke up, kicked it, threw rocks at it. | ||
| Great wolves almost never do that. | ||
| They have in the past. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| Well, they kicked it, and the thing ran off, and they threw rocks at it, and then the forest rangers got it and shot it. | ||
| And by the way, I'm going to get a shitload of emails from people who own wolf dogs. | ||
| Don't send them to me. | ||
| I don't want to hear it. | ||
| I'm sure they're great dogs. | ||
| They're great dogs, just you've got to be in control of it. | ||
| There's a guy in my neighborhood that has one. | ||
| You've got to be in control of that goddamn thing. | ||
| Are they like Kias? | ||
| They're great dogs. | ||
| They can be great pets. | ||
| You know what a Kia is? | ||
| Yeah, but a Kia is... | ||
| A Kida. | ||
| Akita is more of a control. | ||
| Ikea is where you buy cheap furniture. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Akita. | ||
| You said Kia. | ||
| I know what they are. | ||
| You said Kia. | ||
| I thought it was a Kia. | ||
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Is that a Kia? | |
| Like a car? | ||
| Akita. | ||
| Akita. | ||
| So we're talking about the same dog. | ||
| We're talking about the same dog. | ||
| I thought it was a Kia. | ||
| Apparently it's a Japanese bear hunting dog, they said. | ||
| And they have the curly tails. | ||
| What do you know about those dogs? | ||
| Super aggressive. | ||
| Quiet. | ||
| They're very quiet. | ||
| They tend to be good for people who have allergies because they can be hypoallergenic. | ||
| And they are pretty good watchdogs, but they're very dog aggressive. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| One of their main characteristics are that My landlord had one Is that they're only loyal to their master And they don't give a fuck about anybody else You know most dogs are all about love You know most dogs All they care about is love They just want love love love Not Akita All they want is food from their master And everyone else can suck their dick That's true I lived around a motherfucker like that | ||
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I was scared as shit. | |
| They're badass dogs. | ||
| He's all dick, too. | ||
| Look at that hog. | ||
| Yeah, he'll go right after a male hog. | ||
| The last thing Keto wants is love. | ||
| Really? | ||
| They don't want petting. | ||
| Well, that's one dog. | ||
| You're talking about a really low fucking control group. | ||
| No, that's why they're Japanese police dogs, is because of that quality, is that they only care about their master and everyone else. | ||
| They won't bite everyone else. | ||
| They just don't give a fuck. | ||
| Fuck about no one else. | ||
| They're like, please stay away from me. | ||
| Seriously. | ||
| It's scary. | ||
| I lived with one. | ||
| My landlord had one. | ||
| Do you think they're good guard dogs? | ||
| You wanted a guard dog? | ||
| He was a meth dealer. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| He was my landlord. | ||
| Your landlord was a meth dealer? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| So, you wanted Akita. | ||
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You got to bring the guy to rent and he's fucking shaking. | |
| No, he was cool to me. | ||
| He was cool to me. | ||
| He just was involved in a lot of shady shit. | ||
| And he had that dog for a reason. | ||
| Like, that was some serious protection. | ||
| You think you have, like, Navy SEALs and shit? | ||
| This motherfucker... | ||
| Whenever I came around, I was scared as shit. | ||
| I'd come around the house and I was, like, paying the rent. | ||
| And that dog was like, please don't pet me, because I would bite your fucking arm off if you pet me. | ||
| The best man, he would just stare at you. | ||
| But shepherds, shepherds are like a good German shepherd. | ||
| And Belgian Malinois. | ||
| Those dogs, they bond on one person, but good luck. | ||
| If those dogs are trained, those big male check line shepherds that my buddy Ryan has, enjoy that. | ||
| They shed like a motherfucker. | ||
| Yeah, he's trained my dog as well. | ||
| Ryan can take his dog in the middle while it's biting a sleeve. | ||
| It's in the down position waiting for the command. | ||
| You can go up and pet it. | ||
| He can say, go get him and he'll go to your house. | ||
| He will not touch a woman or a child. | ||
| But if it's a man and you're in the house, you're getting taken down. | ||
| There's no barking. | ||
| He's taking you down. | ||
| He's a big shepherd too. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| Just corded steel. | ||
| You touch his body. | ||
| It's just like he's always tense. | ||
| I met him. | ||
| Did I send you to him? | ||
| I saw his dog. | ||
| The dog's amazing. | ||
| His dog's an amazing shepherd. | ||
| He's really good at getting great dogs because he goes for temperament first. | ||
| So the dogs will come out. | ||
| He goes to Connecticut. | ||
| There's one place. | ||
| He'll get these fucking dogs. | ||
| And I've met probably six of them. | ||
| They're... | ||
| They're fucking terrifying. | ||
| They're already grown dogs. | ||
| They're already fully trained. | ||
| But you can pet them. | ||
| They're fucking really friendly. | ||
| They're really well taken care of and they're trained. | ||
| They're worked out. | ||
| That's big for those dogs. | ||
| They have to exercise. | ||
| One of his dogs was there with me, and it was fully trained. | ||
| And the gardeners that he had never seen were just there. | ||
| And the dog didn't bark or go after him at all. | ||
| And I went, but the dogs, those guys didn't even know those guys. | ||
| And he goes, why? | ||
| They're not acting in a threatening way. | ||
| I haven't deployed them on them. | ||
| I don't know if you remember a sketch that got rejected by the man show. | ||
| It was called Super Pets that we wrote. | ||
| It was about if you're suspecting that your kids are doing drugs. | ||
| You get a family pet, but it's actually a drug-sniffing dog that you bring into your family. | ||
| The commercial was like, your kids think you brought home a dog, but it's a drug-sniffing dog. | ||
| And if you're doing drugs, the background is like the dog just tearing apart your kids, and you're all happy because it found the drugs. | ||
| Super Pets. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| It got rejected. | ||
| It got rejected. | ||
| Remember the one that we would never be able to do today, but we couldn't even do it back then, was first Asian NASCAR driver? | ||
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Yes! | |
| We're going to have Bobby Lee as a NASCAR driver just constantly crashing into walls. | ||
| He's a superstar! | ||
| Asian NASCAR drivers. | ||
| Because it would keep crashing and everyone loves to crash. | ||
| So racist. | ||
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So racist. | |
| Asian NASCAR drivers. | ||
| How about sack fighting? | ||
| Ultimate sack fighting championship. | ||
| That got greenlit and then got cut off halfway through. | ||
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What was the sack fighting? | |
| It was all about kicking people in the balls. | ||
| The balls were exposed out of your body and when the balls are in play, what was the tagline? | ||
| When the balls are in play, the game changes. | ||
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Yes. | |
| So you're You gotta have like a, like Validudo shorts, but you gotta have an opening so your balls stung out. | ||
| So when the balls are the target, if the balls are in play, like you don't keep your hands up, you keep your hands down. | ||
| You want the guys to hit you in the face, you wanna protect your balls. | ||
| So it was, we had this whole sketch where like, it's called extreme sack fighting. | ||
| And Joey Diaz was gonna be the master. | ||
| Because he had the biggest sack and Joey Diaz's balls would hang down low and he was the guy like the big boss at the end of a video game. | ||
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That's hilarious. | |
| How would fighting change in the UFC if you didn't wear a cup and you could kick in the balls? | ||
| They had that. | ||
| That's what we did. | ||
| Actually they did. | ||
| Pride, right? | ||
| Well, UFC 1, UFC 2. Remember when Big Daddy Goodrich grabbed the Pedro's dick and balls and crushed him? | ||
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No. | |
| There was a scene- Haven't you ever seen Side Control and the guy just- There was a scene- No, Darry Goodrich grabbed his dick and balls and was inside his shorts- Handful, yeah. | ||
| How about the scene? | ||
| How about a scene where a guy's in between rounds and his balls are all like popping out and they're cut and there's dudes like, they're like putting N-swell on their balls and you're like, just cut him! | ||
| Just cut him! | ||
| And your balls and everyone's trying to do, your balls are bleeding. | ||
| Like Rocky? | ||
| Cut me, Mickey. | ||
| Cut me. | ||
| Which, by the way, no one's ever done. | ||
| No one's ever cut anybody. | ||
| That was the dumbest scene in Rocky. | ||
| Cut me, Mickey. | ||
| Still awesome, though. | ||
| Like, why are we cutting you? | ||
| Still awesome, though. | ||
| For my son. | ||
| For my son. | ||
| I sat him down. | ||
| We went through Rocky 1, 2, 3, and 4. All within like two weeks. | ||
| Great movies. | ||
| You got to go back and like, dude, those movies were fucking great. | ||
| Rocky 1 is great. | ||
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Dude, those are fucking some great movies. | |
| Are you kidding? | ||
| Rocky 5, forget about that. | ||
| But Rocky 1, 2, 3, and 4. Are you kidding? | ||
| Those were amazing movies. | ||
| Amazing movies. | ||
| He went through like real shit like Rocky 1 he's like the broke dude who almost won and then Rocky 2 he's like he's got money but then he runs out of money and then he has to fight he has to take the rematch so he takes the rematch now Rocky 3 he has all this money and he's huge and then Clubber Lang the young guy comes through and he's all hungry and then he gets fucked up dude Rocky 3 fucked me up because Clubber Lang beat him at an hour and 15 | ||
| minutes. | ||
| Clubber Lang beats Rocky. | ||
| And you're kind of thinking, what? | ||
| How does Rocky lose? | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| What happened? | ||
| And then you realize, oh shit, they're going to do a rematch in the same movie! | ||
| They're going to do a rematch in the movie! | ||
| Because they did it so that you didn't think there was going to be a rematch. | ||
| Rocky loses? | ||
| The Russian is true? | ||
| No, four. | ||
| The Russians, four. | ||
| You need to go back. | ||
| Tommy Morrison, five. | ||
| If you're confused about it, listen, you've got to go back with your kids and watch Rocky 1, 2, 3, and 4. Win, Rocky. | ||
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Win, Rocky. | |
| Win. | ||
| Trust me. | ||
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Fuck, all five were fired. | |
| You know what's funny? | ||
| My son was so deep into it. | ||
| My son was so deep into it. | ||
| And when Adrian goes to Rocky, when he was going to fight Clubber Longage, he goes... | ||
| You can't win, Rocky! | ||
| And I thought, oh my god, my son's going to be like, because he was all about Rocky. | ||
| He was like, Dad, is Rocky going to win as Rocky? | ||
| He wants to know the result. | ||
| He asked the movie. | ||
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He won't watch it. | |
| He goes, Daddy, you got to tell me. | ||
| Is Rocky going to win? | ||
| And then when he heard that, he was like, you can't win, Rocky! | ||
| I looked at my son and I thought he was going to be depressed. | ||
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He started fucking laughing hysterically. | |
| He's like, you can't win, Rocky! | ||
| You can't win! | ||
| I'm like, what's going on here? | ||
| I thought he was so into Rocky, but he was laughing at Adrian saying, you can't win, Rocky. | ||
| Because he knew that Rocky could win? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| It was just so weird. | ||
| He just started laughing. | ||
| And I thought, what is going on here? | ||
| Has anyone seen the new ones? | ||
| Like Apollo? | ||
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Creed. | |
| I saw Creed. | ||
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Is he good? | |
| Well, it's okay because he's not fighting anymore. | ||
| Because he was fighting up to like number six, right? | ||
| Wasn't he fighting in six? | ||
| Who did he fight? | ||
| Antonio Tarver. | ||
| Oh my god, that's so ridiculous. | ||
| I heard he got knocked out in training for that. | ||
| They were sparring, going through the things, and having little light sparring, and Tarvin KO'd him. | ||
| I know Michael B. Jordan got knocked out during training. | ||
| Oh yeah, I can see the video of it. | ||
| Well, it wasn't training, it was actually filming a shot. | ||
| He was supposed to rotate his head, get punched, rotate his head, and the guy clipped him right on the chin. | ||
| Whipped him, knocked him out. | ||
| How about Last Blood Part 5? | ||
| That's coming out. | ||
| That is so ridiculous. | ||
| I was driving by the other day and I looked up at the billboard. | ||
| You got a geriatric man holding a Bowie knife. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| You got to give Sylvester Stallone credit because basically he was written off by Hollywood. | ||
| Nobody would give him a shot. | ||
| And he said, you know what? | ||
| I'm going to do Expendables and bring all these has-been actors on paper and bring them together and we're going to have so many of them that we're going to have a fucking new franchise. | ||
| He did it. | ||
| Sylvester Stallone, Hollywood didn't want him. | ||
| Deep into his late 60s as a fucking action star. | ||
| He brought everyone in. | ||
| John Clark, Claude Van Damme. | ||
| His daughter's rep. | ||
| Dolph Lundgren. | ||
| Schwarzenegger. | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| He brought everybody back. | ||
| I met his daughters the other day. | ||
| They're at the Laugh Factory. | ||
| Lovely, classy, young ladies. | ||
| Pretty, too. | ||
| Pretty, and fucking cool, and just great gals. | ||
| I was like, I'm not talking to girls from Jersey here. | ||
| They were just fucking great. | ||
| And now he's doing fucking First Blood again? | ||
| Dude, Sylvester Stallone is the baddest motherfucker in Hollywood ever, dude. | ||
| Think about that. | ||
| Who is badder than him? | ||
| Rocky? | ||
| The Rambos? | ||
| Expendables? | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| Who's done that? | ||
| Nobody's done what Sylvester Stallone has done. | ||
| But here's this. | ||
| Go from Rocky I, which is 1970-something, to Rambo 99, whatever the fuck we're on, in 2019. He's still in the mix. | ||
| He's still on billboards. | ||
| He's on billboards. | ||
| He's been relevant for it. | ||
| Still relevant. | ||
| Dude, Sylvester Stallone is a fucking genius, dude. | ||
| I don't know how he's doing it. | ||
| Hey, how about Nighthawks? | ||
| Remember Nighthawks? | ||
| Do you remember that? | ||
| You and I would remember it. | ||
| He played a fucking cop with... | ||
| Who is the guy who was the hitcher? | ||
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Fuck. | |
| I don't want to lose what I got! | ||
| Remember Rocky III? Fuck who? | ||
| His name's all sad. | ||
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I don't want to lose what I got! | |
| He's had some hits. | ||
| Did you ever see the escape with him and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the prison? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That was like three years ago. | ||
| Classic. | ||
| How many fucking blockbuster movies has that been? | ||
| He must be number one. | ||
| Guys, I gotta get out of here. | ||
| Let's wrap this bitch up. | ||
| Can I give a couple plugs? | ||
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Yeah, for sure. | |
| Next Friday, I'm gonna be at San Francisco at Cobbs, and then the Friday after that, Austin Stateside Theater with me and Sam Tripoli. | ||
| We're doing tinfoil hat comedy. | ||
| Next Friday, San Francisco. | ||
| Friday after that, Austin. | ||
| I'm in Houston, 20th, 21st of this month, and then Comedy Works Denver. | ||
| Tampa Improv, 27th of September and 28th of September. | ||
| Come see me. | ||
| Bye, everybody. |
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