Feb. 18, 2019 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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| I'll send you a link. | ||
| Four, here we go. | ||
| Shush, shush, shush. | ||
| Three, dos, uno... | ||
| Yes! | ||
| And we're live, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Brendan Shaw with the official Comedy Store jersey on. | ||
| That's a real Comedy Store hoodie. | ||
| That's the real shit. | ||
| It's the real deal, man. | ||
| You look like a doorman. | ||
| I look like a doorman. | ||
| Yeah, I wear those shits all the time. | ||
| I love them. | ||
| Yeah, me too. | ||
| I know, I finally got one. | ||
| Dude, you'd be head of security if you were working the door. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Too handsome. | ||
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Right away. | |
| Dude, I'd be a doorman at the Comedy Store. | ||
| Especially if they gave me spots. | ||
| No, I'd 100% do that. | ||
| Yeah, you'd get those 1am spots. | ||
| You don't want them spots. | ||
| Those spots are confidence crushers. | ||
| They'll make you want to quit. | ||
| Like, why am I doing this? | ||
| Those spots are good if you're Dave Chappelle. | ||
| They're good if you've been doing stand-up forever. | ||
| Fuck, yeah, they're good if you're Dave Chappelle. | ||
| He can walk into anything. | ||
| Well, the thing about that is, like, it's also good for you to be in front of a tired, small crowd. | ||
| Like, a tired, small crowd is good to test out shit. | ||
| You know, those are good. | ||
| I did a spot, an unannounced spot, the other night at the comedy store in the OR. It was, like, half-packed. | ||
| What time? | ||
| But, dude, everybody loves you. | ||
| It was fairly late. | ||
| It was fairly late, but people were beaten down. | ||
| It's a different animal. | ||
| Their energy's gone. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's different. | ||
|
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It's late. | |
| They're coming after dinner, drinks. | ||
| Half full. | ||
| You can get fucking real used to it. | ||
| Louis C.K. used to say that. | ||
| He likes to just show up. | ||
| And even though he was really famous and everything like that when he was doing this, still is, right? | ||
| But when he would show up, what he liked is that they weren't there to see him. | ||
| So then he would get a more honest response to his material. | ||
| I like that fake shit. | ||
| Like when you go on, like the guys that go on, the actors that go on, like Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy Kimmel or whatever, like anything they say, anything they say, the crowd is just, they got that applause sign ready to go. | ||
| You know what's really hilarious when you watch those guys try to do stand-up? | ||
| When they get it in their head that they can't, you know, like, come on, I can't fail. | ||
| Everybody loves me. | ||
| Yeah, I was crushing, I was murdering. | ||
| You see them go up at the store. | ||
| But I'll tell you what, man. | ||
| Michael Rappaport is getting pretty fucking sporty. | ||
| I saw him do a couple of minutes the other day, and he seemed like a real comic. | ||
| And I know he's only been doing it for like a little bit. | ||
| He did it before, and then he got into acting. | ||
| I think he tried it before, but yeah, he's... | ||
| Rappaport's talented. | ||
| He's getting good. | ||
| I saw him once, and he was struggling a little bit, but it could have just been the crowd. | ||
| But then I saw him recently, and I'm like, damn. | ||
| He's a tall motherfucker, too. | ||
| I never realized that. | ||
| He's tall as fuck. | ||
| He is tall. | ||
| Pretty tall. | ||
| Taller than you? | ||
| No. | ||
| He's a little shorter than Shrubb. | ||
| 6'2"? | ||
| Andre Feely and Miles Jury. | ||
| That's a good fucking fight. | ||
| Great fight. | ||
| So here we are, folks. | ||
| This is a fight companion. | ||
| This is ESPN's first real card. | ||
| Not on ESPN+. This is on ESPN ESPN, which is huge for the sport. | ||
| And Kane motherfucking Velasquez. | ||
| My vote for the best heavyweight in the UFC ever. | ||
| I think... | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| The most accomplished is Stipe, for sure. | ||
| I mean, it's hard. | ||
| Fabrizio Verdum, what a fucking record that guy has. | ||
| There's a good argument for Verdum in that. | ||
| There's a good argument for Verdum being one of the greatest of all time. | ||
| Or the greatest. | ||
| Because he tapped Minotaro, tapped Kane, tapped Fedor. | ||
| I mean, who the fuck has tapped all those guys? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, he's a motherfucker. | ||
| But as far as what I've seen from when he's in his prime, outside of all his injuries, Kane at one point in time was just a storm. | ||
| It was really funny, man. | ||
| We were backstage, and I was talking to Bob Cook, and I was like, people want to try to ride that storm out. | ||
| And they were laughing. | ||
| Bob Cook goes, that storm never ends. | ||
| Storm never ends. | ||
| With his tenacity. | ||
| His cardio was insanity. | ||
| It didn't even make sense. | ||
| Remember when he beat JDS when it was JDS and beat the brakes off of him? | ||
| It wasn't the same. | ||
| He was on the first Fox card, too. | ||
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Yes. | |
| He lasted 26 seconds. | ||
| He got knocked up. | ||
| JDS. That wasn't good for business. | ||
| He should not have been fighting. | ||
| You know that. | ||
| JDS shouldn't have? | ||
| No. | ||
| Kane had a really fucked up knee in that fight. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| First round, Miles Jury, Andre Feely, and then of course Kane's fighting the scariest motherfucker in the history of the sport. | ||
| Unless you can wrestle. | ||
| In my opinion, unless you can wrestle. | ||
| Or unless you're a cardio machine. | ||
| Well, after Stipe, Stipe kind of exposed some holes in his game, but the guy's only been fighting for a few years. | ||
| Stipe did expose, but to Francis' credit, he fucking ate some big shots at Stipe, and he took it and lasted all five rounds. | ||
| And he came back and had a terrible fight with Derek Lewis, but Derek Lewis is a beast. | ||
| It was a bad fight. | ||
| It was very nervous. | ||
| It was a bad fight, but then came back and stopped Curtis Blades. | ||
| Yeah, clipped him. | ||
| Curtis is a motherfucker. | ||
| He is a motherfucker. | ||
| Worst fight, Derek Lewis Francis, which we thought there was going to be fireworks, or Paul Daly MVP last night. | ||
| Fuck you, man! | ||
| I didn't see that. | ||
| Fuck you, bro! | ||
| Paul Daly went, you know what? | ||
| I'm a wrestler now. | ||
| Dude, it was crazy. | ||
| It broke my heart. | ||
| It was horrible? | ||
| It wasn't good, but it was better than Francis vs. | ||
| Derrick Lewis. | ||
|
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You think? | |
| I don't know. | ||
| It was. | ||
| There was moments of action. | ||
| Paul Daly was able to take down MVP? Which is not good for MVP. MVP took him down. | ||
| Yeah, but it's not good. | ||
| It was a shit show. | ||
| It's not good for MVP. Imagine what Tyron Woodley would do to MVP. Imagine. | ||
| Well, he doesn't have to worry about it because he's a mentor. | ||
| Roy McDonald, though. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But a real wrestler? | ||
| John Fitch. | ||
| John Fitch. | ||
| But with John Fitch, though, he's got to be able to grab a hold of him. | ||
| The thing about Paul Daly is he fucking threatens the shit out of you with that power. | ||
| He's got the scariest left hand in the sport. | ||
| Best left hand sport, yeah. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| He scares the shit out of you with that power. | ||
| You've got to mind your P's and Q's. | ||
| But what I like about Page is that I've always said that one day we're going to see a guy who's a point fighter who learns how to do other shit. | ||
| Because those guys are impossible to hit. | ||
| Because their whole thing is lunging in and lunging out, lunging in and lunging out. | ||
| Wonderboy a little bit, right? | ||
| Wonderboy a little bit, but he's more of a kickboxer than a point fighter. | ||
| Yeah, not so much a point fighter. | ||
| A phenomenal kickboxer. | ||
| Phenomenal. | ||
| But... | ||
| What you see from MVP is like one of the best point fighters that's ever even attempted to fight in MMA. He doesn't get touched. | ||
| He's so good! | ||
| He actually won championships in point karate. | ||
| Against Raymond Daniels. | ||
| You should see the two of them fight. | ||
| Raymond Daniels was another one who was a legit, world-class point fighter. | ||
| And MVP's undefeated in professional boxing, too. | ||
| Yes, but who's he fighting? | ||
| Well, nobodies, but still. | ||
| The first real fight that he had was last night against Daly. | ||
| There were some holes. | ||
| There were some holes that were exposed. | ||
| It was way too easy for Daly to take him down. | ||
| But he's only 13-0. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| But it's still way too easy for Daly to take him down. | ||
| His next fight's going to be tough. | ||
| Yeah, really tough. | ||
| But what's crazy is that Daly was talking so much shit on John Fitch after John Fitch took him down. | ||
| Dude, Daly, all he did is talk shit about guys wrestling. | ||
| And then he took him down. | ||
| I was like, what is happening right now? | ||
| I don't get frustrated, guys. | ||
| I was like, what is happening right now? | ||
| Hey, what's happening right here? | ||
| Miles Jury's already busted up. | ||
| We're not even paying attention. | ||
| God, you got to talk about fucking Paul Daly. | ||
| It was unbelievable. | ||
| I didn't realize how big MVP he was. | ||
| I didn't know he was 6'3". | ||
| He's so tall for that division. | ||
| And also, like, uses it. | ||
| Every bit of it. | ||
| His reach is insane. | ||
| He does sneaky shit, too. | ||
| He did this sneaky right hand that he hit him with. | ||
| He tried to hit him with a hook kick at one point in time. | ||
| He landed that front kick. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's a beast, man. | ||
| If he gets his wrestling takedown defense on point, I mean, he's a phenomenal athlete. | ||
| But the thing he has... | ||
| It's a big if, though, isn't it? | ||
| It is a big if. | ||
| But the thing that he... | ||
| But he goes to London Shoot Fighters, great goddamn gym. | ||
| The thing that he's missing, you know, I mean, is just the wrestling takedown defense. | ||
| Just the takedown defense. | ||
| Like, if you could take a page out of Stylebender's book. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, you look at Stylebender, I'm not too worried about him fighting a grappler. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
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At all. | |
| He's hard to takedown. | ||
| Very tough takedown, and you're coming in, you're going to pay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's so goddamn technical. | ||
| He might be the most tactical striker in the sport. | ||
| I watched him in Glory the other day. | ||
| I was working out watching some old Glory fights with Stylebender when he fought Jason Willness. | ||
| His movements. | ||
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Phenomenal. | |
| He's world class. | ||
| I mean, Willness is a world champion. | ||
| Dude, how about Roy Nelson and Krokop fought last night? | ||
| Dude, Krokop looked good. | ||
| God, what's he on? | ||
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What happened in that fight? | |
| I don't know. | ||
| What is he on? | ||
| Krokop won a decision, right? | ||
| Yeah, he won a decision. | ||
| Did he take Roy Jones down? | ||
| No. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Roy Jones. | ||
| That'd be a sick fight. | ||
| They look the same. | ||
| One's a Croatian, one's a black guy. | ||
| Why are you talking about Roy Nelson and Roy Jones? | ||
| One's one of the greatest boxers of all time. | ||
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They both look like exactly how they look. | |
| I bet Roy Nelson hits harder than Roy Jones right now. | ||
| Come on, think about those big right hands. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Miles George just tagged Andre Feely. | ||
| He just tagged him with a left hand. | ||
| Yeah, I think if you had him on that power meter, I think Roy probably hits harder. | ||
| Well, he also weighs 150 pounds more. | ||
| Yeah, close. | ||
| Roy Jones Jr. is probably about 200 pounds these days. | ||
| But when Roy was fighting shape? | ||
| God, he was fun. | ||
| Well, when he was at his heaviest, he was about 200, right? | ||
| When he fought John Ruiz, won the heavyweight title? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was a phenomenal fight. | ||
| When you watch that, I mean, that was just artistry, speed, and precision versus, you know, a world champion, John Ruiz, who's a real good fighter. | ||
| A real good fighter. | ||
| Hell no. | ||
| I mean, he's a real good heavyweight fighter. | ||
| But Roy Jones was, at that time, you know, the big fucker, the big fuck-up, rather, was going from that fight, dropping down to fight Tarver at 175. Going back down. | ||
| Losing 25 pounds and looking like shit. | ||
| Looking like dude. | ||
| And Tarver's a monster. | ||
| He's a monster. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| And also, Tarver and him had gone to a decision in one fight earlier, and Tarver thought he won. | ||
| And Roy apparently had something to say about why he didn't perform at his best. | ||
| So when they were faced off tonight, and the referee goes, any questions? | ||
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He goes, got any excuses tonight, Roy? | |
| And then he went and knocked him out. | ||
| God damn. | ||
| Savage. | ||
| Well, Tarver, he was so confident. | ||
| He was so good. | ||
| People forget about these guys. | ||
| Forget about Tarver. | ||
| Dude, he's still doing it, man. | ||
| He's still fighting as a heavyweight. | ||
| Six people know what you're talking about. | ||
| No! | ||
| Come on. | ||
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No! | |
| You don't understand boxing. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Antonio Tarver? | ||
| The magic man? | ||
| You don't know? | ||
| Fight companion fans don't know. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here! | ||
| Boxing fans know? | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Roy Jones? | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Andre Field with a sharp jab. | ||
| Boxing better than ever right now though. | ||
| You got Fury and you got Wilder rematch coming up in May. | ||
| That's happening in Brooklyn. | ||
| Spoiler. | ||
| Are you working on that? | ||
| Probably working on that. | ||
| And my special comes out the same week. | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
| Brandon Shubb! | ||
| I know. | ||
| How did doing 12 new minutes go? | ||
| It went good last night. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| Scary, right? | ||
| Them new minutes are terrifying. | ||
| Super scary. | ||
| And also, like... | ||
| When you were talking at the beginning of the show, it wasn't my crowd. | ||
| They didn't market me beyond... | ||
| None of those people were my people. | ||
| It went good, man. | ||
| I was stoked. | ||
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That's nice. | |
| It was weird for me to drive back. | ||
| This is a fucking good fight. | ||
| We're missing a good fight. | ||
| I know, man. | ||
| I always have to watch fights when I get back home. | ||
| I record him. | ||
| I know, we talk so much shit. | ||
| I know. | ||
| We don't see each other, so we gotta catch up and shit. | ||
| Is Miles Jury still with Alliance? | ||
| Does anybody know? | ||
| No, he has his own gym, I think, in San Diego. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| In San Diego? | ||
| Oh, he branched off? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| He was Dominic Cruz's stablemate, right? | ||
| They trained together. | ||
| Oh, Feely with a nice right hand. | ||
| Dude, I thought Francis was going to go to a new camp, and I saw he's just training full-time in France. | ||
| I'm like, not the best wrestling in France, but we'll figure it out. | ||
| Maybe just hitting the heavy bag. | ||
| I mean, where would he go? | ||
| You'd want him to go to two places, in my opinion. | ||
| I'd want him to go to either ATT or AKA. ATT, they've got enough heavyweights, and they have a phenomenal coaching staff. | ||
| But you want someone big to work with, and AKA, they're not really going to probably take them. | ||
| Or go to Elevation Fight Team, where you got Curtis Blades and Overeem, who he's fought, both of them. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| And you got great coaching at the altitude there. | ||
| Yep, that's true. | ||
| You got great striking Christian Allen. | ||
| You know, the thing about that altitude training is it's really interesting. | ||
| I was talking to TJ Dillashaw, and he used to think that altitude training was where it's at until he started working with Calavita. | ||
| And he thinks that you get more work in. | ||
| I agree with him. | ||
| Yeah, more work in at sea level. | ||
| Yeah, because my whole career was in Denver. | ||
| And then when you come to C-level, you're like, fuck, I can do work, man. | ||
| I can put work. | ||
| Yeah, so what they're saying is the amount of reps, the amount of work you do. | ||
| What he's doing with Calavita is fucking phenomenal. | ||
| The podcast I did with him was one of the most informative podcasts I've ever done with a fighter in terms of how technical his training routine is, his diet is, how everything is broken down to a science as far as what to do when and when to do what. | ||
| He's at another level then. | ||
| Yeah, really is. | ||
| Unless someone's on it and they're not talking about it, but when TJ talks about it, yeah, there's no one more in tune with their body than TJ. That fucking Aaron Pico, and he's getting on that same level, because he trains with them, but I asked TJ, I'm like, why didn't he just follow you around? | ||
| He's like, dude, he has all these people kind of pulling him every which way. | ||
| I'm like, dude, he should just do what you do. | ||
| Well, he looked phenomenal, but he got wild. | ||
| Do you ever see the video of us watching him lose? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It was crazy. | ||
| We jumped up. | ||
| We're all falling around. | ||
| That could have been one of the most viral videos on Instagram in that week. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| That was crazy. | ||
| That knockout was insane. | ||
| Yeah, that was the craziest reaction. | ||
| Yeah, that knockout was insane. | ||
| Then Callan's giving the general overview. | ||
| That was a punch. | ||
| That was a punch. | ||
| He hit him with his knuckle. | ||
| That's fighting. | ||
| That's fighting. | ||
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That's right. | |
| Oh, really? | ||
| That's fighting? | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| I thought that was dancing. | ||
| Cracks me up. | ||
| Oh, Callan. | ||
| Such a silly goose. | ||
| This is a good fucking fight, man. | ||
| These guys are so well matched. | ||
| Really good fight. | ||
| Did Sterling beat Jeremy Rivera? | ||
| He must have. | ||
| He was smiling and laughing on the way out. | ||
| Jeremy Rivera's a motherfucker. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a tough fight. | ||
| I wonder what happened. | ||
| Jamie, can you find the results? | ||
| Anyone who trains with Sterling, I guess in the training room, he's a freak. | ||
| Super freak. | ||
| That just shows you how good Marlon Marais is. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| He's the motherfucker I want to see fight for the title. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| He's so good, man. | ||
| He's so goddamn good. | ||
| The way he looked against the Sun Tzau when he finished the Sun Tzau? | ||
| 45? | ||
| No one finishes him. | ||
| 35? | ||
| 35. Bantamweight. | ||
| Yeah, no one finishes the Sun Tzau. | ||
| You beat him with a close decision if you're lucky. | ||
| I asked TJ about it, and he's like, yeah, I'd fight on him, but all they care about is the Cejudo rematch. | ||
| Unanimous. | ||
| Unanimous decision. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| That's impressive for Sterling. | ||
| Oh, spinning back in his mouth, jury! | ||
| Got caught. | ||
| Andre Feely's in a bit of trouble here. | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
| I always root for Miles Jerry. | ||
| Do you? | ||
| I always do. | ||
| There's certain guys that I always root for. | ||
| Do you know him? | ||
| Not that well. | ||
| We did one show together, that's it. | ||
| Ooh, he's getting a mount. | ||
| Mounta! | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Feely's in a bit of trouble here. | ||
| Interesting, he's pushing him to the cage. | ||
| Yeah, that is interesting. | ||
| That's not a good move because he could push off the cage with his feet and cause a scramble. | ||
| Feely with a nice little hip escape there. | ||
| Get to guard. | ||
| What were we just saying? | ||
| Just before that happened? | ||
| Sterling fight. | ||
| Oh, Morais. | ||
| Morais, motherfucker. | ||
| He's so good. | ||
| He KO'd Sterling. | ||
| Bad. | ||
| Just a home run knockoff. | ||
| KO'd Jimmy Rivera. | ||
| In 10 seconds. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And both with the left high kick, I believe. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| That spinning back fist. | ||
| We're throwing spinning shit now, huh, Miles? | ||
| Nick Diaz, you hear what he said, man? | ||
| He said, I don't want to hurt nobody. | ||
| I want to party. | ||
| So he's done. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Good for him, man. | ||
| Nick Diaz is done? | ||
| Yeah, because someone was talking about Anderson versus Nick, and Connor said, I'll fight Nate on the same card. | ||
| And then Nick said, yeah, I'm not fighting anybody. | ||
| I don't want to hurt nobody. | ||
| He goes, I just want to party. | ||
| That's cool, man. | ||
| Good for him. | ||
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He's done. | |
| Fucking amazing career. | ||
| You've got to remember, Nick Diaz fought. | ||
| He was one of the youngest guys to ever fight in the UFC. I believe he beat Robbie Lawler when he was 20. Dude, you look at his resume, it's impressive. | ||
| The guys that he's fought, he's been doing for a hot second. | ||
| He's deserved to turn down fights. | ||
| He deserves to retire. | ||
| Hopefully financially he's good too. | ||
| What do you think of this? | ||
| Anthony Smith and Jon Jones. | ||
| What do you think of this? | ||
| What are you looking at? | ||
| I like Anthony Smith. | ||
| It's a tough go. | ||
| You like him as a human being? | ||
| I like him as a person. | ||
| I don't like him to win. | ||
| Does anyone? | ||
| But that's his story, right? | ||
| What are his biggest wins? | ||
| Ozdemir? | ||
| Yeah, Ozdemir's a big win. | ||
| You know what Jon Jones would do to Ozdemir? | ||
| But this isn't an Anthony Smith thing. | ||
| The focus on Anthony Smith, it's a Jon Jones thing. | ||
| I don't know anyone in light heavyweight or heavyweight that would beat Jon Jones. | ||
| Damn, strong words. | ||
| Name someone at heavyweight who'd beat him. | ||
| Strong words. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like, name a tough matchup for him at heavyweight. | ||
| If he goes, you know what, I'm a fucking heavyweight now. | ||
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Right. | |
| Right. | ||
| Good luck, boys. | ||
| If he gets up to like 240. God. | ||
| If he gets up to like jackmified like he was when he was powerlifting. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| But the thing about that is though, like, you know, I talked to Greg Jackson about that and Greg was saying that he didn't like him when he was powerlifting like that. | ||
| He knocked out Mauricio, Shogun Hua. | ||
| He knocked out Rashad Lost to Tiago Santos I want to say that was at middleweight That was at middleweight Yeah his first fight That light heavyweight was Rashad This is Smith Oh he's got some good wins Dude he's been fighting He's not a young kid He's been fighting for a hot second. | ||
| He knocked out Rashad Evans? | ||
| That's a big win. | ||
| Rashad's 70. It's more of Rashad, whether Rashad should have been fighting. | ||
| I think Rashad's heart wasn't in the game anymore. | ||
| Has he retired? | ||
| Rashad retired. | ||
| He retired and now he's a commentator. | ||
| He opened up tonight on the ESPN portion. | ||
| Rashad's amazing. | ||
| Yeah, Rashad's great. | ||
| One of the best guys in this. | ||
| Great guy. | ||
| One of the best. | ||
| Have you had him on? | ||
| No, I'd love to. | ||
| I haven't had him either. | ||
| I would love to. | ||
| I'd love to. | ||
| Let's do it together. | ||
| Let's do it together. | ||
| We should do it. | ||
| Let's run a train on him. | ||
| I love that. | ||
| He's such a sweet person. | ||
| I've had some conversations with him. | ||
| He's a lot smarter than you might think. | ||
| He's very smart. | ||
| He reaches out to me when things are going bad or I'm having an issue. | ||
| It's out in the public. | ||
| He'll reach out to me then. | ||
| Always give me words of wisdom. | ||
| Always. | ||
| He's that guy. | ||
| Sweetheart of a guy. | ||
| And you know, you go back to his career. | ||
| I mean look, when he knocked out Chuck Liddell with one punch, he started doing the heart thing. | ||
| He was like, I will never forget that because he knocked him out and then he beat Forrest Griffin. | ||
| Do you know what he's doing when he does the heart thing? | ||
| Do you know what he's doing? | ||
| What, he's about to have a heart attack? | ||
| No. | ||
| Sanford and Son? | ||
| Yeah, Fred Sanford. | ||
| Oh really? | ||
| Oh no, I'm too young for that. | ||
| Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you, honey! | ||
| Oh, that's funny. | ||
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Do you remember that? | |
| Oh wow, no, I'm too young. | ||
| But I know what you're talking about. | ||
| You are too young. | ||
| But I remember Rashad knocked out for us and he was training with us and came back to the gym. | ||
| And at the time, I wasn't in the UFC yet and I was like, dude, you have the belt. | ||
| What's it like? | ||
| I was freaking out. | ||
| And he was like, I feel exactly the same, Brendan. | ||
| I thought it would be everything and more and I feel exactly the same, dude. | ||
| He's almost kind of like, it's not all that it's meant to be. | ||
| You think you get to the top of the mountain and it's everything, but he's like, I feel like I'm back here training. | ||
| Do you remember when he coached against Rampage? | ||
| I was on that season. | ||
|
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Oh, that's right! | |
| Rashad is my coach. | ||
| I was the second pick on Team Rashad. | ||
| That's why me and Rashad are so close. | ||
| I forgot that. | ||
| Me and him are really close. | ||
| Dude, when they were in front of each other, you a bitch. | ||
| You a bitch. | ||
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Make me a bitch. | |
| You a bitch. | ||
| Make me a bitch. | ||
| It just backfired. | ||
| I was like, this kid goes sideways. | ||
| Dude, it was so intense. | ||
| That whole show was like, fucking, everyone's going to pop off at any second. | ||
| Was he a Division I champion? | ||
| Michigan State. | ||
| Champion? | ||
| No, not champion. | ||
| All-American? | ||
| All-American. | ||
| His roommate was Gray Manion. | ||
| Gray Manion? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Wow. | ||
| Meanwhile, we're missing a really good fight. | ||
| They're still going? | ||
| Is this five rounds? | ||
| No, it's the third round, bro. | ||
| I know. | ||
| It doesn't feel like forever? | ||
| We should tell people. | ||
| It's at 135, 134, 133, 132, 131 of the third round in the first fight. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| It's good that we don't give people expectations of what we're going to do here when we do Fike Opinions. | ||
| My favorite. | ||
| They have zero expectations. | ||
| Yeah, zero. | ||
| This is my favorite podcast we ever do. | ||
| The best. | ||
| I look more forward to this than anything I do. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I love doing podcasts with scientists and geniuses and shit like that. | ||
| It's work, though, isn't it, a little bit? | ||
| No, no, it's a different feel. | ||
| Well, you've got to do some research, too. | ||
| Well, I like doing that, though. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it's a different feel. | ||
| This is just party. | ||
| It's a hangout, man. | ||
| This is just fun. | ||
| What do you smile at? | ||
| Eddie doesn't believe in science, though. | ||
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And he's all, you're bullshit, you're science. | |
| I believe in science that I can... | ||
| That you can see with your own eyes? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I believe the science of this iPhone. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| That's real. | ||
| That shit's real. | ||
|
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That's fair. | |
| It's real as fuck. | ||
| Dude, I was watching this. | ||
| I was thinking of Eddie today because I don't have cable right now because I moved. | ||
| So we went for cable. | ||
| So all I have is Netflix. | ||
| I was watching this Earth, Planet Earth and Will Smith is the narrator on it. | ||
| It's all about Earth and they're like scanning up and it's astronauts talking about what they saw from space. | ||
| The whole time I was thinking, God, Eddie must watch this. | ||
| This is some bullshit. | ||
| Look at these liars. | ||
| You're not watching this. | ||
| You're not watching this bullshit. | ||
| That ain't real. | ||
| It would show how many hours they had in space. | ||
| Like 72 hours in space. | ||
| Eight hours. | ||
| I was like, I bet Eddie's like, fuck these hoes. | ||
| Meanwhile, we have no idea who won this fight. | ||
| Miles Jury. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| Nope, I have no idea. | ||
| But that's what Callen's good for, because he won't listen to us, and he'll watch it, and then be like, Miles Jury, two rounds to one. | ||
| He might be right. | ||
| That motherfucker's late! | ||
| Yeah, well, he landed late. | ||
| In Burbank? | ||
| I don't know, he didn't say, he just said his flight landed late. | ||
| Yeah, man, that MVP fight was bullshit. | ||
| I was so pissed. | ||
| And I love Scott Coker. | ||
| I was going to tweet out something. | ||
| I'm just going to let him rap. | ||
| Everyone's probably piling on daily. | ||
| I don't want to be that guy. | ||
| I'm just going to back out. | ||
| Wasn't that Mitrion fight? | ||
| Didn't it end in two seconds? | ||
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That was another one. | |
| They had two Bellator shows in a row? | ||
| Yep, Friday, Saturday. | ||
| They do that all the time. | ||
| They have one on Paramount and then they have one on DAZN. I watched it on DAZN on my phone. | ||
| I got one of those DAZN accounts. | ||
| I was in Vegas for this event my daughter was doing. | ||
| I'm like, I'll be right back. | ||
| I couldn't find it. | ||
| My daughter was done with her things. | ||
| I had to run to the top of the stairs and watch that shit. | ||
| Some bullshit. | ||
| Do you ever pretend you have to take a shit? | ||
| I told my wife what I was doing. | ||
| Dude, I flew from the comic store. | ||
| I usually hang out. | ||
| Theo's going to be there. | ||
| We're supposed to talk some business about the show. | ||
| I was like, dude, I have to go. | ||
| He's like, dude, MVP and daily air fighting. | ||
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He's like, who? | |
| I'm like, I'll tell you later. | ||
| Let's just talk tomorrow. | ||
| I fucking flew home after my set. | ||
| I get home and I'm waiting. | ||
| I'm like, what the fuck is this? | ||
| Do you have DAZN? I have DAZN. They got a lot of good fights on that. | ||
| I didn't even know what the fuck it was. | ||
| It looks like Dazen, right? | ||
| It's a terrible name. | ||
| But it's a bad name. | ||
|
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It's D-A-Z-N. Do you have to have cable to watch the fight? | |
| No, you can watch it on any internet connection. | ||
| I watched it on my phone. | ||
| Because Paramount Network, you have to have an account with DirecTV or some shit. | ||
| Yeah, but DAZN covers whatever Paramount fights have. | ||
| They need to get rid of that because people don't have TV no more. | ||
| A lot of people don't. | ||
| Yeah, so they got to just have it just through your goddamn app I love TV. Don't make me get an app and then I gotta order fucking DirecTV too. | ||
| What's interesting is DAZN, they spent a shitload of money on Canelo Alvarez. | ||
| They signed him to some multiple hundred million dollar deal. | ||
| I think it's something like, it's like 300 million dollars or something like that? | ||
| Yeah, he's the highest paid athlete in the world. | ||
| 365 million. | ||
| Yeah, some insane amount of money over 10 fights, I believe it is. | ||
| And it's going to be all subscription-based. | ||
| All on DAZN. You've got an all on the app. | ||
| Isn't that how it's gone? | ||
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The future. | |
| The future is no pay-per-view. | ||
| Netflix. | ||
| It's just subscription-based. | ||
| One paywall. | ||
| What's interesting is if it's no pay-per-view, it's actually a really good deal, right? | ||
| Because I don't know what DAZN costs a month. | ||
| I just did the double-click on my phone. | ||
| I didn't pay attention to how much that shit costs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But what does it cost? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Let's find out what it costs. | ||
| Seven bucks a month? | ||
| $9.99. | ||
| You gotta think that if you're watching, say if you're watching a pay-per-view, like a big fight, like Wilder Fury 2, how much is that gonna cost? | ||
| $60. | ||
| $60? | ||
| Shit, so worth it. | ||
| $10 a month. | ||
| $10 a month? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And you can watch fights all the time. | ||
| That's like my take on Fight Pass. | ||
| Like, if you like fights, man. | ||
| Like, in my gym, I live off of Fight Pass. | ||
| You just watch old fights? | ||
| I watch fights all the time while I'm working out. | ||
| It's the best thing to watch while you're working out. | ||
| I would have Fight Pass. | ||
| You ever watch EBI? I do. | ||
| I watched the whole Gordon Ryan series the other day. | ||
| The whole little documentary they had, I watched that while I was working out. | ||
| Combat Jiu-Jitsu Fight Night this Friday. | ||
| Oh shit, LA, right? | ||
| LA, right? | ||
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That's right. | |
| This Friday on UFC Fight Pass, 7pm Pacific Standard Time. | ||
| Who'd you get to fill in for? | ||
| Was it Barnett Got Hurt? | ||
| Barnett's out too. | ||
| Or Verdum Got Hurt? | ||
| Verdum didn't get hurt. | ||
| It was supposed to be Gordon Ryan vs. | ||
| Verdum. | ||
| Gordon Ryan got hurt. | ||
| Gordon Ryan got hurt. | ||
| That's a bitch. | ||
| We're going to do Verdum, Gordon Ryan later on this year. | ||
| But it's a four-man combat jiu-jitsu absolute bracket with Yuri Samos, who's arguably one of the best Brazilian jiu-jitsu practitioners ever. | ||
| ADCC medalist, gold medalist. | ||
| Monster. | ||
| Yeah, Monster. | ||
| And then the second seed is John Thor Blank, who won EBI 17. He won the first and only 16-man combat jiu-jitsu tournament. | ||
| He won it all in regulation. | ||
| Every fight within two minutes, he subbed everybody. | ||
| So it's Yuri and John Thor Blank are the top two seeds. | ||
| And then if they win their first fights, then they'll fight each other. | ||
| Same night? | ||
| Same night. | ||
| Dope. | ||
| Kevin Casey is fighting John Thor Blank. | ||
| I love Kevin Casey. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He jumped in. | ||
| And Steven Martinez is a local black belt. | ||
| He's fighting Yuri Samos. | ||
| So, on paper, it looks like it'll be Yuri and John Blank on paper. | ||
| Anything can happen in the finals. | ||
| Plus, we got the best jujitsu girl that's ever lived. | ||
| Only, only girl ever to win Abu Dhabi, IBJJF, Gia Nogia, black belt, and EBI. She hot. | ||
| Beatrice Mesquita. | ||
| She's the baddest chick ever in jiu-jitsu. | ||
| She's fighting combat jiu-jitsu against Kayla Patterson. | ||
| She'll be slapping bitches. | ||
| Yeah, it's going to be awesome. | ||
| I might come. | ||
| I like when someone gets hurt and they tag me. | ||
| Brendan Schaub, get in there. | ||
| Like, you're at your goddamn mind. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| You fucking crazy? | ||
| When you go back and think about that cyborg fight, would you ever think about doing that again? | ||
| No, man. | ||
| I'm too busy. | ||
| Comedy is so hard. | ||
| I'm so behind the eight ball. | ||
| I forgot to ask you about this. | ||
| What do you think about this? | ||
| What do you think about Pettis fighting Wonderboy? | ||
| Good for you, Pettis. | ||
| I love the great fight. | ||
| Isn't it kind of crazy, though? | ||
| Crazy fight. | ||
| He goes from 45, can't make it anymore, all the way up to 70, 25 pounds. | ||
| Think about it. | ||
| Fucking, this is how much of a beast Pettis is. | ||
| Fights Tony Ferguson. | ||
| Amazing fight, right? | ||
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Amazing fight. | |
| Tony wins that. | ||
| He gets hurt. | ||
| Then fucking, he was like, you know what, fuck it. | ||
| Who got hurt? | ||
| Pettis broke his hand. | ||
| Pettis broke his hand in that fight. | ||
| It was a tough fight for him either way. | ||
| But then he jumps up and he's fighting Wonderboy. | ||
| He's made a dog in both fights. | ||
| He's an underdog in both fights. | ||
| That Ferguson fight was fun. | ||
| It shows you what a survivor Ferguson is. | ||
| He gets clipped and he got hurt in that fight. | ||
| How about Max Holloway and Tony Ferguson talking shit to each other? | ||
| On the dark web, that's the rumor. | ||
| I like that, but I don't like that. | ||
| Why don't you like it? | ||
| Because I want to see Ferguson versus Khabib. | ||
| I want to see that fight. | ||
| But Khabib's out for... | ||
| He won't fight in Vegas. | ||
| He has a suspension, so he's out for a little bit. | ||
| Tony's ready to go. | ||
| He won't do that thing that Vegas is asking him to do. | ||
| The commercial? | ||
| They're asking him to do a commercial. | ||
| He's like, you have prostitution. | ||
| You have gambling. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| He's the best. | ||
| He's right, too. | ||
| He's an animal. | ||
| What's the problem with Conor Tony? | ||
| What's going on with that? | ||
| How come that isn't happening? | ||
| I think it's going to be Conor and Cowboy. | ||
| Conor and Cowboy is a done deal, as far as I know. | ||
| Me, too. | ||
| As far as I know, Cowboy signed the contract. | ||
| Doesn't Conor Tony make more sense, though? | ||
| No. | ||
| Conor and Cowboy is great, and Conor Tony is great. | ||
| They're both great. | ||
| They're both great fights. | ||
| I like both of them. | ||
| If I'm Dana, I'm sitting on this... | ||
| Eddie, you like Tony because you love him. | ||
| I'm just asking a question. | ||
| I'm just saying, why not Tony Conner? | ||
| That's been in the works for like two years. | ||
| Here it is, Eddie. | ||
| Tony Conner, Conner would be a slight underdog, I think, in that fight. | ||
| Tony's a monster for anybody. | ||
| So I think Tony, Max, because Conner needs to get a win. | ||
| I'm not saying Conner's going to be a huge favorite over Cowboy, but he's more favorable in that fight than he is against Tony. | ||
| So he needs a win before he comes back and fights. | ||
| He needs a more favorable fight. | ||
| And I'm not saying that's a great match. | ||
| Cowboy's a motherfucker. | ||
| Right now he's on fire. | ||
| Cowboy's on fire right now. | ||
| He's just so loose and in the zone right now. | ||
| And Cowboy, yeah, Cowboy, it's a great fight. | ||
| It's a perfect time for Cowboy. | ||
| Stylistically, that's a better fight for Cowboy and Conor. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Tony has a great wrestling background. | ||
| He's a motherfucker. | ||
| Cardio for days, and he's crazy. | ||
| I like that fight a lot. | ||
| I really like that fight a lot. | ||
| Max Holloway, Tony's a motherfucking fight. | ||
| I love that fight. | ||
| Marvel Studios, are these new superheroes? | ||
| Are they running out of superheroes yet? | ||
| I'll get this shit out of my face. | ||
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Who are these people? | |
| Get this bitch out of my face. | ||
| Who is this girl? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Who is this and Samuel L. Jackson is a different superhero now? | ||
| Yeah, this was at the end of the Avengers movie. | ||
| Hey, Samuel L. Jackson, say no to something. | ||
| Captain Marvel. | ||
| Wait a minute, Captain Marvel's a girl? | ||
| Yeah, and she brings all of them back to life in the comics. | ||
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Hey! | |
| Wait a minute. | ||
| Who was Captain Marvel when we were kids? | ||
| A dude. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| It's amazing that it's not a trans woman. | ||
| That would be dope. | ||
| That's what they're going to do next. | ||
| Who's a weightlifting champion? | ||
| Come sit down. | ||
| You guys want some cheese and wine? | ||
| No cheese. | ||
| People get mad. | ||
| People get mad if you start chewing on the microphones. | ||
| Dude, we're pros, man. | ||
| We're pros, bro. | ||
| You guys are terrible. | ||
| A couple of one-two pros. | ||
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Dude, if you didn't bring fucking provolos. | |
| And I'm French, so fuck off, you Americans. | ||
| Hey, how about this fight? | ||
| Usman. | ||
| Usman versus Tyron Woodley. | ||
| That's happening right now? | ||
| That's March 2nd. | ||
| Come on, Eddie. | ||
| Why don't you guys come? | ||
| Come to Vegas. | ||
| Okay, here. | ||
| Captain Marvel was a guy and a girl in the kitchen. | ||
| Damn, she was hot. | ||
| But that's from 2017, man. | ||
| This is when it's already been diversified. | ||
| Give me 1990 Captain Marvel, dude. | ||
| Type in 1990 Captain Marvel. | ||
| Type in... | ||
| Captain Marvel 1956. That's why I was about the Spider-Verse movie that just came out. | ||
| It's like only a four-year-old Spider-Man story. | ||
| It's not some old thing they brought back. | ||
| Yeah, that's cute. | ||
| That's what they're doing now. | ||
| But that's a cartoon. | ||
| But Captain Marvel's old school, no? | ||
| Yeah, but one of those Spider-Men is like a duck, right? | ||
| He's a pig, bro. | ||
| It's a great movie. | ||
| It's the best movie I've seen in a long time. | ||
| I saw it five times. | ||
| They should turn Bruce Lee into a superhero and give him powers. | ||
| My kids said nay to the fucking Legos movie. | ||
| I'm like, you want to see the Legos movie? | ||
| Mine too. | ||
| It's good. | ||
| We've seen the other ones. | ||
| My son loves the Lego movie. | ||
| The new one? | ||
| Both of them. | ||
| A new one just came out. | ||
| How many of them have been? | ||
| Two. | ||
| Only two? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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Really? | |
| It's so cool that Batman's a douchebag. | ||
|
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It's so true! | |
| In the first one, he's a douchebag, dude. | ||
| Remember when he's got the girlfriend, right? | ||
| And then he leaves the girlfriend because Han Solo pulls up in the Millennium Falcon or whatever. | ||
| See, look at that motherfucker. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| This is the old Captain Marvel, but he was a gaming comics character. | ||
| That's Shazam! | ||
| Shazam? | ||
| But there's a new Shazam. | ||
| Yeah, there's a new Shazam coming out. | ||
| Also known as Captain Marvel. | ||
| What?! | ||
| Captain Marvel? | ||
| Shazam? | ||
| Dude, if you held a gun to my head and asked me, is Shazam DC or Marvel, I would have said he's DC. For sure. | ||
| He is. | ||
| He is? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Do you remember? | ||
| That's what I was trying to say. | ||
| There was a Captain Marvel character in the DC Comics universe from back then. | ||
| I don't know if that's what you're remembering, but that's one that existed, so... | ||
| That's the confusion. | ||
| That Shazam movie looks like some shit. | ||
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Is that a crossover? | |
| Is that like someone from Bellator fighting someone from the UFC? It's confusing, dude. | ||
| All I know is she comes back and you know how everyone died in the last one? | ||
| Spoiler alert. | ||
| It's been out for a year, so fuck off. | ||
| She fixes them? | ||
| She brings everyone back to life. | ||
| How the fuck does she do that? | ||
| That's the comic books, dude. | ||
| Do you remember in the Lego movie when Batman, he leaves his girl to jump in that Millennium Falcon with Han Solo and Chewbacca? | ||
| And he says, later. | ||
| So he jumps and he thought he was going to party in space. | ||
| And then he comes back to go, what happened? | ||
| He goes, turns out that Wookie's a dude. | ||
| That was fucking hilarious. | ||
| There was no chicks. | ||
| He goes, there's no chicks on the Millennium Falcon. | ||
| The Android 2, it's a dude. | ||
| Okay, Marvel. | ||
| 1968. 1968, but scroll down. | ||
| That's the first appearance of this character. | ||
| What is the image? | ||
| As the female? | ||
| The girl, 68. Wow. | ||
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This picture is from 2012. Okay, but here's the deal. | |
| Girls weren't built like that back then. | ||
| They're built like that now. | ||
| It's a new thing now, because guys are into it. | ||
| Scroll down, let me see that image. | ||
| That's like a primo CrossFit chick. | ||
| That's legit. | ||
| That's a new version of her. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| And I'm into it. | ||
| That's 2012. Yeah, that's a UFC fighter chick right there. | ||
| Okay, that's what they used to look like? | ||
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Wow. | |
| There's multiple Captain Marvels. | ||
| Captain Marvel. | ||
| So Captain Marvel, sometimes a guy, sometimes a girl. | ||
| That's why nobody ever heard about it. | ||
| Goes both ways. | ||
| No one can relate to it. | ||
| We're just like, whatever. | ||
| But they run out of shit. | ||
| There's so many superheroes that they have like 10 different ones on Netflix. | ||
| Dude, how about that Ant-Man shit? | ||
| You guys watch that? | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Ant-fucking- Oh, they're tiny. | ||
| Wasp girl or some shit. | ||
| Dude, I can't fuck with that or Aquaman. | ||
| Get that shit out of my head. | ||
| Oh, that shit's horrible. | ||
| This is a good fight too. | ||
| Brian Barbarina and Vicente Luque. | ||
| This is a good fight. | ||
| If we didn't watch Miles Jury, let's be real. | ||
| Oh, this is a good fight, man. | ||
| No, for sure. | ||
| This is a good fight. | ||
| Who won that fight? | ||
| Miles Jury did. | ||
| Did he? | ||
| Philly did. | ||
| Philly did. | ||
| Excuse me. | ||
| Philly did. | ||
| Decision? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| We couldn't even watch the decision. | ||
| Well, we watched the fight. | ||
| I saw the decision. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Brian Barbarino, good right hand. | ||
| Dude, I can't wait for the main event. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| I can't wait for Crone Gracie. | ||
| Are you kidding? | ||
| Are you kidding? | ||
| I forgot about this. | ||
| Crone fucking Gracie. | ||
| I want to hear a prediction on the main event. | ||
| Prediction. | ||
| Brian Callen, since you really just got here. | ||
| I got that mustache, bro. | ||
| Did you open up the bottle? | ||
| Do we have a bottle opener? | ||
| What do you mean a mustache? | ||
| It looks dark. | ||
| My mustache? | ||
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Yeah, it looks cool. | |
| It looks cool. | ||
| I'm a good looking guy. | ||
| You are a handsome devil, you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What do you think of the main event? | ||
| Cain Velasquez, Francis Ngannou. | ||
| Well, let me ask you this. | ||
| How is Francis going to solve Kane's wrestling or his cardio? | ||
| He's been training in France, so watch your talk. | ||
| I mean, it's true, but I speak French. | ||
| He's been eating escargot and throwing nuclear weapons with his hands. | ||
| This may be true, and God is very dangerous, but I feel like he's got a one puncher's chance. | ||
| But everything else Kane does, including boxing, he's better at. | ||
| I'm just curious to see what he looks like now after all this time off, injury and all that. | ||
| Yeah, the injuries are the big concern. | ||
| Which one do you want me to open, B? You can open them all, my friend. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| Let's get crazy. | ||
| Let's get crazy. | ||
| What did you bring? | ||
| Did you bring anything? | ||
| I went a little California. | ||
| I won one Barolo and I decided to go California. | ||
| I went old standbys, standard good wines. | ||
| I've been drinking more red wine. | ||
| What do you think of that menage a trois I get from Ralph? | ||
| I think I think it's never... | ||
| Oh, Luque just tagged Barbarino with a left hook. | ||
| Barbarino? | ||
| Never bring up... | ||
| Barbarino? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
|
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Different guy. | |
| Brian, Barbarino. | ||
| If I look a little harder, it's because I was just at American Top Team with my friend, my good friend Dustin Poirier, Mike Brown, and Tiago Alves. | ||
| Did they make you cut weight? | ||
| You look skinny, dude. | ||
| Took a private, went 10 rounds. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| You look thin. | ||
| That's because I can't have any wasted space when I'm doing striking with Thiago Alves. | ||
| What did you take a private with? | ||
| Thiago Alves. | ||
| What did he have you do? | ||
| Hit the pads? | ||
| Yeah, it was great. | ||
| Kick and hit and low kick. | ||
| Did you see Dustin Poirier? | ||
| Yeah, he's great. | ||
| They came to my show. | ||
| How's Dustin's hip doing? | ||
| Is he alright? | ||
| He looks fantastic. | ||
| Does he? | ||
| He's waiting for a fight, man. | ||
| Yeah, he was getting some stem cells or something, wasn't he? | ||
| He'll come up with a good fight. | ||
| He's so great. | ||
| He's such a great guy. | ||
| He's a good dude. | ||
| Top motherfucker. | ||
| Super impressed with him against Justin Gaethje. | ||
|
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He's fantastic. | |
| Gaethje's got a great fight coming up. | ||
| Who's Gaethje fighting? | ||
| Gaethje's fighting someone really good. | ||
| Oh, Edson Barbosa. | ||
|
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That's right! | |
| You think Gage is going to wrestle? | ||
| I hope he wrestles. | ||
| I think that makes it interesting. | ||
| Yeah, he's a beast wrestler. | ||
| Dude, Barboza's going to go, you like leg kicks? | ||
| Cool, man. | ||
| Check these out, bro. | ||
| These you can't see coming. | ||
| Oh, you're a wrestler who thinks he can kick? | ||
|
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Fantastic. | |
| Let's play that, Gage. | ||
| Tiago and Dustin were showing me those low kicks. | ||
| The details of where you kick. | ||
| I was like, oh my god. | ||
| Your nerves are so exposed with that kick. | ||
| Look at Primas, what he did to Michael Chandler. | ||
| Literally cut his fucking leg off. | ||
| And again with DJ and Cejudo. | ||
| First round of the second fight. | ||
| That's a terrible kick. | ||
| I've never been hit by one of those. | ||
| I don't know what it feels like. | ||
| Is it worse than kicking the knee? | ||
| Yeah, you know, the thing about kicking the knee, it's hard to fuck your knee up. | ||
| Like, you can hyper-extend the knee with a sidekick. | ||
| You could fuck someone's knee up that way, but... | ||
|
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Oh, oh, oh, oh! | |
| Just got sat down. | ||
| Oh, Luke, he just got tagged. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| He's alright. | ||
|
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What? | |
| How dare you. | ||
|
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Oh, he's alright. | |
| I told you! | ||
| You thought it was bullshit? | ||
| Oh, look, he takes it back! | ||
|
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Wow! | |
| He takes it back! | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| You're kidding me. | ||
| Dude, if he gets in here... | ||
| Oh, that was unbelievable. | ||
| Oh, he's got it. | ||
| He's got it. | ||
| He's got to put that leg hook in. | ||
| He's got to put it in and flatten him out. | ||
| He's taking his time. | ||
| He's going to slide off. | ||
| Oh, he is going to slide off. | ||
| Oh, no, no, no. | ||
| He's on the chin. | ||
|
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There it goes. | |
| There he goes. | ||
| Oh, he's cranking that neck. | ||
| Oh, nastiness. | ||
| Body triangle. | ||
| Body triangle. | ||
| How long can he last? | ||
| It's over, kid. | ||
| How long can he last? | ||
|
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It's over, kid. | |
| Oh, it's cranking. | ||
| Oh, no, it's cranking. | ||
| He's out. | ||
| No, it's cranking. | ||
|
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He's out. | |
| He ain't out yet. | ||
| He's out. | ||
| He told you. | ||
| He should have put the body trun in. | ||
| You know how sore his neck is. | ||
| Oh, damn. | ||
| He ran into his arms. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
|
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Filthy guys. | |
| Look at that shit. | ||
| That's over right there. | ||
| That's over right there. | ||
| But he has got to hook the leg. | ||
| That's over right there. | ||
| Maybe not. | ||
| Maybe not. | ||
| That's over right there. | ||
| Maybe he waits. | ||
| He's probably asleep. | ||
| Oh, no, he doesn't have it. | ||
| Check it. | ||
| Check it to see. | ||
| He's checking to see if he's okay. | ||
| Give him a thumbs up. | ||
| Oh, he's out! | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| And that's the end of the round. | ||
| This is a fight! | ||
| Is that fighting? | ||
| Is that fighting, Brian? | ||
| Guys, from a guy who trains a top team, I can tell you that's a fight. | ||
| American top team in Coconut Grove or wherever the fuck it is? | ||
| It's such a nice facility. | ||
| Dude, I wish Amanda Nunes walked in there and beat the shit out of you. | ||
| Well, I was looking for her. | ||
| I did see Junior Dos Santos walking around. | ||
| You saw Junior? | ||
| That was pretty cool. | ||
| I'd love to see that. | ||
| He's much bigger than you, Bubba. | ||
| Junior? | ||
| He was 6'4". | ||
| I took him in. | ||
| Now, he's training a lot, but I took him in. | ||
| This way? | ||
| Like with your eyes or with your mouth? | ||
| Well, I outlined him with my hands. | ||
| And I was producing estrogen when I saw him. | ||
| But he looks better than you. | ||
| He looks more menacing. | ||
| Dang, man. | ||
|
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What am I going to do? | |
| And he looked at me and he goes, Hey, tell Shob I'm not hearing a fucking peep out of him. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| No doubt. | ||
| I'll be in Miami March 16th through the 18th doing stand-up. | ||
| So come see it. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Yeah, there you go. | ||
| Where are you at? | ||
| Miami Improv. | ||
| Yeah, I can't. | ||
| Damn, bro. | ||
| It's new. | ||
| No, it's a new club. | ||
| It's a new one. | ||
| What the fuck ever. | ||
| No, it's a new club. | ||
| It's supposed to be amazing. | ||
| Dude, that place was so haunted. | ||
| It was so bad. | ||
| It was so bad. | ||
| Last time I was there, I go, I'm done. | ||
| I go, I'm never coming back. | ||
| And they were laughing. | ||
| They're like, ah! | ||
| I go, you people are too stupid. | ||
| I go, I can't come back here anymore. | ||
| They were laughing. | ||
| And you never came back? | ||
| Never going back to that. | ||
| Joe never does. | ||
| No, I did Miami last year. | ||
| I did a theater. | ||
| I did a theater. | ||
| I love Miami. | ||
| I had a great time. | ||
| Just only bullshit. | ||
| But they're a little crazy. | ||
| That's right before my special. | ||
| I was doing those cell phone bags. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| So to use your phone, you have to leave the theater. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So you would think they would just sit down and watch the show. | ||
| Everywhere else, that's the case. | ||
| Not in Miami. | ||
| In Miami, they kept leaving the theater and coming back, leaving the theater. | ||
| They're doing blow and having fucking parties and talking. | ||
| Everyone has asses. | ||
| Oh my God, they just kept going back and forth and back and forth. | ||
| Not a flat ass to be found. | ||
| Not a flat ass to be found in Miami. | ||
| And it's maybe my favorite place in many ways. | ||
| That's where Tiffany Haddish, she just had a really bad New Year set. | ||
| She just didn't prepare, I guess, right? | ||
|
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She was hungover. | |
| She was drunk. | ||
| She's also doing movies. | ||
| There's a sneaky thing that happens, man, when you're doing movies, and then you become a huge star, so you're doing these big theaters as well, but you're not really doing enough stand-up to do those big theaters. | ||
| You've got to fucking do mad reps to do big places. | ||
| It's not the same thing. | ||
| Are you watching him bang away at his head? | ||
|
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Brian Barbarino. | |
| Oh, Big Elbow by Luque. | ||
| You don't see a lot of Mohawks these days. | ||
| When you do see one, you know he means business. | ||
| Barbarino just turned and walked away. | ||
| He's turning away and getting him back to the center. | ||
| Taking a deep breath. | ||
| But when Luque's throwing elbows like that from in close, maybe he's really good at elbows or maybe he hurt his hands. | ||
| Is Luque Mohawk? | ||
| No, the other one. | ||
| Luque can just sit there and kind of take those shots off his gloves. | ||
| Ooh, nice job. | ||
| He's not afraid to just sit there. | ||
| See? | ||
| Well, he's also probably really tired from the choke attempt and the Darce attempt in the first round. | ||
| Not that one of these guys are worried about leg kicks, are they? | ||
| Oh, nice front kick to the body. | ||
| I feel like front kick to the body is one of the most underused weapons. | ||
| You know, that was one of the things that I was so impressed with Barboza in the Hangman fight, in the Dan Hooker fight. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| Those fucking body kicks. | ||
| What a fucking fight. | ||
| What a fight. | ||
| Paul Felder said, I was cage side when Paul Felder was taking those kicks to the body from Barboza. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| And his skin was so red, and I said, I was like, you seem like you didn't even notice. | ||
| He goes, dude, they hurt so badly. | ||
| He fights tonight. | ||
| Felder does? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He fights Vic. | ||
| That guy's a killer. | ||
| Vic's like, he's like one win from fucking, I feel like, being that guy. | ||
| He's a monster, man. | ||
| Vic? | ||
| Yeah, but Gaethje knocked him cold. | ||
| Remember in the last fight? | ||
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Yeah, he did. | |
| You gotta see how he remembers from that. | ||
| He won like 10 before that. | ||
| Oh yeah, he's a beast, dude. | ||
| He's a long, tall dude, too. | ||
| That's right, Gaethje knows the fuck. | ||
| Knocked the fuck out of them. | ||
| I've never seen so many fucking elbows being thrown. | ||
| You and Barbarina have the same chest. | ||
|
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They are throwing elbows all day. | |
| You're so rude. | ||
| What? | ||
| No, it's not a bad thing. | ||
| No, because I... Brian's shredded, dude. | ||
| You're rude to Barbarina, man. | ||
| My chest gets... | ||
| A big chest gets away at my feet. | ||
| Brian Barbarina's a professional fighter. | ||
| It doesn't mean he has a good chest. | ||
| He's got a beautiful beard. | ||
| I have a better body than that. | ||
| I'll take my shirt off right now and put it up against... | ||
| I'll stand right next to him and you tell me if I don't have a better body. | ||
| Do it, bitch. | ||
|
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Dude, you got the same chest. | |
| Let me see. | ||
| Throw some punches. | ||
| Oh, you look really good. | ||
| You look very good. | ||
| Mine's shredded, dude. | ||
| You look very good. | ||
| You look very good. | ||
| Your neck bothers me. | ||
| You're very slim around the forearms and the wrists. | ||
| It doesn't look like you'd have a lot of pop to your shots. | ||
| No, you're not flexing at all. | ||
| Dude, I feel like I could choke you with one hand. | ||
| You're very jacked. | ||
| You know what's confusing to me is the hand-to-wrist ratio. | ||
| I don't see a lot of power coming out of those hands. | ||
| It's like your forearms, they're so small. | ||
| They're so small. | ||
| You could pick locks. | ||
| You could pick locks with your wrists. | ||
| He does have a better body, though. | ||
| You do have a better body than those guys. | ||
| Is there a camera over there? | ||
|
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Well, no, not better than Luke. | |
| Fuck, man. | ||
| I'm going to get on TRT and then forget! | ||
| Vicente Luque is his name. | ||
| Gentlemen, please. | ||
| His body's better than yours. | ||
| Luque is better than yours. | ||
| Barbarina, give you a run for your money. | ||
| These guys are playing rock and stocking robots here, man. | ||
| They're just standing right in front of each other. | ||
| Wouldn't you think that Luque would want to take this fight to the ground? | ||
| He's tired. | ||
| I mean, he almost fucking choked him out. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| I get that he's tired. | ||
| I mean, I really do get that. | ||
| But, I mean, I want to see attempts. | ||
| How's that whiskey, Eddie? | ||
| It sucks. | ||
| It's filled with conspiracy theories. | ||
| You know where it comes from? | ||
| It's thirsty. | ||
| It comes from abortion fetuses. | ||
| Oh, how dare you. | ||
| Wow, that, wow. | ||
| You brought it to his preaching home. | ||
| Oh, Luque with a big left hook. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| These guys are just... | ||
| I rarely see a fight where guys are just standing right in front of each other like that. | ||
| Oh, there it is! | ||
|
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He pushed him down. | |
| Do they hate each other? | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| They're fighters, bro. | ||
| Professional fighters. | ||
| You don't see a lot of guys just swinging these days. | ||
| No, they're both impressive. | ||
| Brian Count, did you watch MVP versus Paul Daly last night? | ||
| I did not watch it, and I only wonder how someone like MVP will do if he ever goes to the UFC. I want to see him fight guys like... | ||
| Dude, he's in the welterweight tournament, though. | ||
| That belt tour tournament's legit as fuck. | ||
| It is legit as fuck. | ||
| He's a killer. | ||
| He's not ready for the UFC right now. | ||
| He's not? | ||
| Michael Venom Page? | ||
| No. | ||
| He'd get eaten up. | ||
| And after watching Daily take him down, you gotta think what Tyron would do to him. | ||
| Or what Usman would do to him. | ||
| Or Colby Covington. | ||
| Or any real legit wrestler. | ||
| But the thing about Tyron is, Tyron's a legit wrestler with nuclear weapons. | ||
| It's not just that he's gonna punch you. | ||
| He's gonna put your fucking jawbone through the back of your head. | ||
| And he's a phenomenal boxer. | ||
| He outstruck fucking Wonderboy. | ||
| He rocked Wonderboy, which is impossible to do. | ||
| Wonderboy... | ||
| How about he sat Darren Till down with one shot? | ||
| Correct. | ||
| One shot in the fight. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Dude, imagine Darren Till's on his ass. | ||
| Imagine Darren Till MVP. He's so jacked, though. | ||
| Tyron is like the most jacked... | ||
| It's like the best body competition. | ||
| It's like, first of all, you gotta give it all to the Cuban. | ||
| Yeah, Yoel Romero. | ||
| Yoel Romero wins best body competition, period. | ||
| Of course he does. | ||
| Rock Cold's right behind him. | ||
| He's bigger, taller, proportioned. | ||
| It's a different thing. | ||
| Rock Cold looks great. | ||
| He's got a beautiful body. | ||
| But when Yoel Romero walks in with bikini briefs on, you're like, what in the fuck is he taking? | ||
| Yeah, we're talking freaks. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| Yeah, that's fair. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| And then Francis goes, hold my cucumber. | ||
|
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Hold my cucumber. | |
| And then Brock Lesnar goes, hold my D-ball. | ||
|
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And then Alistair Overeem goes, oh my horse meat. | |
| And then Vitor goes, oh my acai. | ||
|
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Let me fucking get in this thing. | |
| Nobody had a better body than Overeem when he was Ubering. | ||
| Nobody. | ||
| The best. | ||
|
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I think we bring it up on every podcast we do together. | |
| I still have Yoel. | ||
| I got Yoel. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| No, Overeem was ridiculous, but Yoel just is a perfect specimen. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's cute. | ||
|
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Whatever. | |
| Ubering was 265 pounds. | ||
|
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Shh. | |
| Shredded. | ||
| Shredded. | ||
| Proportionate. | ||
| Jack. | ||
| When he's standing on the scales and he's flexing, I remember being behind him when he was waiting, just blinking, going, what in the fuck am I looking at? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What is this? | ||
| Even Brock Lesnar was like, what the fuck is he on? | ||
| I was so pumped for that fight because that was his UFC debut and his UFC debut against Brock Lesnar. | ||
| I was like, I was so pumped for that fight. | ||
| And both were on that saucy, saucy. | ||
| They were on the saucy. | ||
| Because Brock looked like a fucking grizzly bear as well. | ||
| Yo, where's that wine from your body? | ||
| This is beautiful wine. | ||
|
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Bro? | |
| Bro? | ||
| Where's that wine for your brother? | ||
| Pour it up, bro! | ||
| I'm sorry, buddy. | ||
| I thought you guys were drinking whiskey. | ||
| I'm doing that, too. | ||
| I thought it was Ireland over there. | ||
| I didn't know it was Italy. | ||
| We're free to do whatever we want. | ||
| We're Americans. | ||
| We pay taxes. | ||
| Can we get Eddie some more whiskey, man? | ||
| No more whiskey. | ||
| You're good? | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Right hand by Luque. | ||
| Damn, these guys are still playing rock and roll. | ||
| How are they not going to sleep? | ||
| I feel like these fights are both all five minutes. | ||
| Five rounds tonight. | ||
| Gentlemen. | ||
| What's more fun? | ||
| You hooking him up with more? | ||
| Let him get his beak wet. | ||
| You're a bad person. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| You're a bad person. | ||
| Cheers. | ||
| My favorite. | ||
| My favorite. | ||
| We were talking about this before you got here. | ||
| My favorite. | ||
| It's the best. | ||
| It's the best. | ||
| I love doing podcasts. | ||
| I love doing podcasts with everybody. | ||
| But, man, there's something special about these. | ||
| Look at that upward elbow. | ||
| Anderson Silva style. | ||
| Dude, Anderson? | ||
| We haven't talked to this. | ||
| Anderson looked good. | ||
| He looked very good. | ||
| He looked very good. | ||
| Like, Stylebender didn't be like an old-weathered Anderson. | ||
| Like, that was a good go. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, Anderson looked a little... | ||
| I mean, he looked a little overmatched in terms of, like, technique. | ||
| Because Stylebender is a legitimate, world-class, world-championship caliber kickboxer. | ||
| But Anderson was hanging in there with him. | ||
| He was hanging in there, and Anderson also trying to... | ||
| God, dog. | ||
| Jesus! | ||
| Look at Iriani behind, like, good lord. | ||
| That is ridiculous. | ||
| Look at Joe behind him. | ||
| I'm going, what in the fuck? | ||
| That's so stupid. | ||
| That's the scariest fight of all time. | ||
| Are you watching this? | ||
| These guys, how do you score this fight? | ||
| How would you ever score this fight? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| I'm looking at over his bicep. | ||
| Who's going to win this fight? | ||
| It's impossible to score. | ||
| That's a very good question. | ||
| It would suck to be a judge. | ||
| If you saw this in a movie, you'd be like, nobody punches that. | ||
| I wanted to talk about that. | ||
| There's two things. | ||
| I watched some Glory fights today while I was working out. | ||
| Two things that Glory does better than UFC. One, five judges, not three. | ||
| Two, open scoring. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| What do you mean open scoring? | ||
| You know who's winning every round. | ||
| You know what's going on. | ||
| You know what's going on. | ||
| After every round, the judges have to put up their scores. | ||
| So if you see a fucking domination, and then you see 10-9 for the wrong guy, the whole crowd can go, what the fuck? | ||
| Put the pressure on the guys. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| What would they have to do to change it? | ||
| It's the commission, it's not the UFC. And by the way, the best place to do that kind of change is right here. | ||
| Andy Foster is one of the most proactive, ahead of the curve, intelligent guys. | ||
| And Bob Bennett over in Nevada is just as good. | ||
| He's excellent too. | ||
| They can do this. | ||
| Nevada does it? | ||
| If Nevada does it, everybody does it. | ||
| Everybody does it. | ||
| So we just need Nevada. | ||
| But that's not entirely true because of the new rules. | ||
| The new rules are not adopted. | ||
| Yeah, they're not adopted by everybody. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Are they even adopted by Nevada? | ||
| I think it's Nevada. | ||
| I would say Nevada. | ||
| I say Nevada, too. | ||
| It's Nevada. | ||
| I say Nevada and I say Nevada. | ||
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I say Nevada and I say Notre Dame. | |
| Do you say Argentina and Chile? | ||
| Ibiza. | ||
|
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I say Ibiza and I say Uruguay and Paraguay. | |
| That's what I say. | ||
| What about Afghanistan? | ||
| Afghanistan, of course. | ||
| I always say Afghanistan. | ||
| Of course, of course. | ||
| And I say Africa. | ||
| Goddamn, look at this fight. | ||
| Look at this fight. | ||
| This is insane. | ||
| These guys are rock'em, sock'em robots. | ||
| This is probably not the way to fight if you want a long-term career. | ||
| If you want that $50,000 bonus and some brain trauma. | ||
| If you want to play Jeopardy when you're 40. This is a bad move. | ||
| How tough are these dudes? | ||
| You know what I saw the other day? | ||
| I saw Wolf Blitzer play Jeopardy. | ||
| He ended up at the end of it with minus four points. | ||
|
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Oh my god! | |
| Oh my god! | ||
|
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That's it! | |
| You can't. | ||
| At the end! | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| You can't. | ||
| Amazing fight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How much time was left? | ||
| For both of them. | ||
| It looked like nothing. | ||
| Because the clock was off, so less than ten. | ||
| Maybe five seconds in the last round. | ||
| No, they stopped it. | ||
| You don't know that. | ||
| They stopped it. | ||
| You can't stand and bang like that forever. | ||
| They stopped it. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| Sometimes you can. | ||
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He just looked at his corner and goes, woo! | |
| Is he Brazilian? | ||
| Dude, did you see fucking... | ||
| How badass are Brazilians? | ||
| Just overall. | ||
| Just stop and think about how many bad motherfuckers came out of Brazil. | ||
| They ain't coming out of Uruguay. | ||
| They ain't coming out of Belize. | ||
| They ain't coming out of Colombia. | ||
| There's a few, I'm sure. | ||
| There's a few, but the majority are all coming out of Brazil. | ||
| How about the hoes in Brazil as well? | ||
| That's just... | ||
| The whole nation... | ||
| The hoes are the girls who need help with their rent. | ||
|
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Take it easy, bro. | |
| It's not really Brazil. | ||
| It's Rio. | ||
| It's Rio. | ||
| Get it straight. | ||
| Rio is the difference. | ||
| Because their church is the beach. | ||
| So everyone's got to look good in Rio. | ||
| Man, this guy's rough. | ||
| Boom! | ||
|
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There it is. | |
| There's the right hand. | ||
|
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Boom! | |
| Oh, the knee? | ||
| There's another knee. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| On the way down. | ||
| Yeah, that was tough. | ||
| Oh, the mouthpiece went flying? | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Stopped it. | ||
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Look at this. | |
| Look at this. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| And this is... | ||
| They had been playing Rock'em Sock'em Robots for a few fucking rounds. | ||
| Yeah, you can't fight them. | ||
| Damn, that's crazy. | ||
| You can't do that. | ||
| It's so bad. | ||
| That's it. | ||
|
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That's it. | |
| Good stoppage. | ||
| Good fight, though, and good for ESPN, too, because the common fans watching are going, yeah, suck each other in the face. | ||
|
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Hit him, bro. | |
| Get his head off, bro. | ||
|
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Hit him, bro. | |
| I could do that. | ||
| Do it for Georgia. | ||
| Nevada State Athletic Commission adopts new unified rules. | ||
| Oh, excellent. | ||
| When is this? | ||
| What is this labeled? | ||
| November 13th, 2018. Oh, so 2018. Okay, so they finally adopted it. | ||
| Excludes grounded fighter rule. | ||
| Oh, interesting. | ||
| They took the new rules, but they don't accept the one point down rule I don't like that That ground if I rule it's a game. | ||
| Great. | ||
| It's too gray. | ||
| It's too much of a gray area Dude, how about that says fucking Paul Daly protests MVP loss says Bellator rigged it to protect their investment Paul Daly you're a monster When he's on, he's a monster. | ||
| There's no man on the planet who... | ||
| I mean, think about what he did to Lorenz Larkin, right? | ||
| Lorenz Larkin is a really tactical striker. | ||
| And Paul Daly, he lands that fucking left hand on you. | ||
| You forget your childhood. | ||
| He's been fighting. | ||
| I'm disappointed, he says. | ||
| MMA politics and Bellator protecting their investment. | ||
| I fell one three rounds to two, in my opinion. | ||
| I beat that fool. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Close fight? | ||
| I can't see how he thinks he won three rounds, though. | ||
| Like, if they give it to Dale, I'm like, alright, fine. | ||
| We all lost. | ||
| The fans lost. | ||
| But how he says three, I'm like, alright, that's fine. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It was a bullshit fight all the way around. | ||
| It was? | ||
| It wasn't the best fight. | ||
| It wasn't a lot going on. | ||
| Nothing, nothing. | ||
| Wasn't the best fight. | ||
| He was watching two blue belts grapple. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Daly took him down. | ||
| Then he lost position once. | ||
| An MVP got on top of him and beat his ass. | ||
| Got his back. | ||
| I thought he was going to choke him out. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| I thought he had a rear naked there for a second. | ||
| I was amazed that Paul Daly was able to take him down, though. | ||
| He really made some big improvements in his wrestling. | ||
| I guess maybe he felt like after the John Fitch fight, if you can't beat him, join him. | ||
| This was a great fight, man. | ||
| Wow, six seconds left. | ||
| What weight was it, 70? | ||
| Yeah, that's 70. I saw Colby Covington at the American Top Team. | ||
| He just finished working out. | ||
| When you see them when they're off-season, you're like, how are you? | ||
| I saw Gleason Tebow. | ||
| I was like, you fought at 155? | ||
| He's so thick. | ||
| I didn't even recognize him. | ||
| He's huge. | ||
| I think he goes, yeah, it's Gleason Tebow. | ||
| I was like, what? | ||
| Well, he looks huge when he's weighing 155. He would get on the scale and I was like, what are you, hollow? | ||
|
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He looks so big. | |
| One of those chocolate bunnies? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Chocolate Easter bunnies? | ||
| How do you eat that big and that light? | ||
| I eat ass first. | ||
| I hate the fucking hollow ones. | ||
| I like a solid bunny. | ||
| I love the hollow ones, dude. | ||
| I feel ripped off. | ||
| The solid ones fuck my teeth up. | ||
| Do you eat ears or ass first? | ||
| Ears, bro. | ||
| I go ass. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, I go ass first. | ||
| You do? | ||
| I always go ears. | ||
| It's a bunny, though. | ||
| It's not a girl. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| Your skin looks... | ||
| What's going on, bro? | ||
| You look good. | ||
| You look tight. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah, it looks shiny and it looks very healthy. | ||
| Well, I haven't worked out in over a week, no? | ||
| Maybe that's it. | ||
| I just stopped working out for a week. | ||
| Maybe your body's recovering. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I was moving. | ||
| I haven't been able to work out. | ||
| Your skin looks good. | ||
| I've eaten pizza every day. | ||
| Maybe that's good for you. | ||
| You have a rosy complexion. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Take it, man. | ||
| You look very healthy. | ||
| I'm just happy to be here. | ||
| Maybe it's the cold weather. | ||
| Maybe that's it. | ||
| You look 23. Pizza's good for you, dude. | ||
| Maybe it's the booze and the rest. | ||
| I have been drinking and sitting in a hot tub. | ||
| Eat dough and cheese and tomatoes. | ||
| My body likes it. | ||
| Cheese, anyone? | ||
| A nice cheese pizza. | ||
| They interviewed both of them. | ||
| John Anik is interviewing Barbara. | ||
| That must be from the truck. | ||
| That must be from the truck. | ||
| Out of respect. | ||
| Who has a knife? | ||
| Sometimes I'm walking to the cage and they give me a thing in my ear. | ||
| Winner and loser. | ||
| Winner and loser. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Every now and then, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did they even approach you to work for ESPN? ESPN was like, no, we know where you stand. | ||
| I'm not interested. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I would take this for zero money over being in Phoenix right now. | ||
| Although I would want to see those fights live and I'd love to call those fights live. | ||
| I'm good with 10 a year. | ||
| That's what I like. | ||
| I like 10 a year. | ||
| But did they even approach you or they didn't even want to? | ||
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Nope. | |
| 10? | ||
| 10 a year. | ||
| 10 a year is what I like. | ||
| Once a month? | ||
| Ten shows? | ||
| Ten a year. | ||
| Once a month, dude? | ||
| Once a month. | ||
| Just the pay-per-views. | ||
| Two months off, once a month. | ||
| Listen, man, I was thinking that I was on my way out. | ||
| I was really thinking I was on my way out, but I still love it. | ||
| And I love it way more now because I don't have to do it as much. | ||
| And I love it way more now because we do this. | ||
| Because we can do all this shit talking and have fun and be silly. | ||
| It's so fun. | ||
| I wouldn't mind doing this for some of the big boxing. | ||
| Like Mikey Garcia? | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Let's do it! | ||
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Mikey Garcia versus Earl Spence Jr. Oh, Dan motherfucking Severn! | |
| Dude, he's got light brown hair now. | ||
| Looking good! | ||
| Well, it's a little bit of gray. | ||
| Handsome son of a bitch. | ||
| God damn, he looks good. | ||
| He pulls off a mustache like nobody's beeswax. | ||
| I want to talk to him on the podcast. | ||
| I want to reach out to him and get him on because he had some amazing stories about wrestling back when he was wrestling. | ||
| And, you know, he would go international. | ||
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Pro wrestling? | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| International wrestling. | ||
| Amateur wrestling. | ||
| Dude, get Mark Kerr on. | ||
| I would love to get Mark Kerr on. | ||
| I would love to get him on. | ||
| How's he doing now? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I hear he's in Phoenix. | ||
| Is he? | ||
| He was selling cars last time I heard it. | ||
| Was he? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I've heard some classic stories about him, too. | ||
| I saw Jeff Munson at, uh, I didn't say anything. | ||
| Oh, Russia. | ||
| Did you get him on? | ||
| He was in Russia? | ||
| Yeah, he's a, I think he's a Russian citizen. | ||
| I saw him. | ||
| Yes, he was a Russian citizen. | ||
| He sings Russian songs. | ||
| There's a video of him driving around in a Russian car singing Russian songs. | ||
| I love this guy. | ||
| He might be on the list. | ||
| Eddie, remember when he took off all his clothes and left Abu Dhabi in 2003? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Remember? | ||
| When Eddie beat Hoyler, we were down in Sao Paulo, and Monson got robbed. | ||
| So Monson, to protest, took off all his fucking clothes and threw his shorts into the... | ||
| Just looked like a shaved polar bear. | ||
| He was so giant! | ||
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He was so giant! | |
| North-South choke? | ||
| The Munson choke? | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| You know, I asked Eddie at the time, I'm like, is that a legit choke? | ||
| And he's like, I think he kind of gooned him. | ||
| And it was before Marcello started tapping guys with that. | ||
| You remember that shit? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We used to think that the North-South choke was a goon. | ||
| He'd just grab his head and squeeze the shit out of it like Mark Coleman style. | ||
| Jeff Munson looks like he's in shape. | ||
| He couldn't look thicker. | ||
| He's a gorilla. | ||
| He's so big. | ||
| I bet you he'd pass the test, too. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He'll pass the test. | ||
| He tests positive. | ||
| He'll pass the test like I will for weed. | ||
| Novitski, if they tried saying, I'm like, nope, no, no, no. | ||
| He definitely looks like he's probably 45 and he's in very tight. | ||
| When did you see him last? | ||
| I saw him this weekend. | ||
| He's older than that. | ||
| I think Monson's almost 50. Yeah, probably. | ||
| He fought Chuck Liddell as a light heavyweight way back in the day. | ||
| He was old school, man. | ||
| Old school. | ||
| You ever seen a picture of him when the protesters and he's fucking like this? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And he's got that fucking, the capitalism tattoo on the back of his neck. | ||
| Gun to the head. | ||
| Gun to the head. | ||
| It says capitalism. | ||
| It's a guy holding a gun to your head. | ||
| Why? | ||
| He doesn't like capitalism? | ||
| He's crazy Marxist. | ||
|
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He is? | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Like full-on communist. | ||
| You would like him. | ||
| No, I don't like communists. | ||
| No? | ||
| No, dude. | ||
| I thought you did. | ||
|
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What? | |
| What are you talking about? | ||
| He's a libertarian free market. | ||
| Look at that picture. | ||
| Look at those guys. | ||
| Look at that picture. | ||
| That guy on the left is like, fuck this. | ||
| Fuck this. | ||
| We don't get paid enough. | ||
| And they gotta know who he is, too. | ||
| The guy with the mask on is like... | ||
| Even if you don't, you're like, what the fuck? | ||
| The guy with the mask on is like, at least he won't bite my nose off. | ||
| Get it, Kellen. | ||
| Get your first tattoo. | ||
| Yeah, get it. | ||
| For 10 points, do you know where that's from, though? | ||
| Do you know what that signifies? | ||
| Do you know what picture that's from? | ||
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No. | |
| You can have all the points. | ||
| Is it a Banksy? | ||
| That's from a Believe, and that's from Vietnam, where the guy is shooting another guy. | ||
| It's a famous picture. | ||
| It's a real picture? | ||
| Yes. | ||
|
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Oh, shit. | |
| Of a guy shooting, I believe, a Viet Cong. | ||
| That's dark, dude. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's allied with America. | ||
| Is Crow next? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Yep. | ||
| Okay, this one we gotta watch. | ||
| We gotta actually watch this. | ||
|
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Damn. | |
| This is a great Vice documentary, the Munchies documentary on Crone, what Crone eats, and his training routine. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| You know, he's a pescatarian. | ||
| He doesn't eat any meat. | ||
| He's a flat earther. | ||
| You didn't know that? | ||
| No. | ||
| Well, he's good at submission. | ||
| He's good at submission. | ||
| We talked about it for three hours. | ||
| Physics and, you know, all those other things. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Love is fighting, not his world. | ||
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Right. | |
| Yeah, well, someone needs to take him up on a fucking hot air balloon. | ||
| Well, that'll work. | ||
| That'll work. | ||
| It's what I'm saying. | ||
| Anybody who tries to get away with a crime, for example, like this guy, Jesse Smollett or whatever, how crazy is that story? | ||
| You and I had our nose out from day one, bro. | ||
| Me and Jamie, too. | ||
| Me and Jamie, we shut the cameras off. | ||
| We're like, is everything done? | ||
| I'm not buying this shit. | ||
| Jamie's like, I ain't buying this shit. | ||
| I'm like, I'm never gonna say it. | ||
| I had people texting me, this is bullshit. | ||
| You know, it just sounded... | ||
| Cal and I went hard to paint from the start. | ||
| Some people were saying online that it was like what happens when you let actors write a script. | ||
| Right! | ||
| Even worse, getting an actor to try to get away with a crime, there are cops, Chicago cops, because they haven't seen everything, because those guys don't study crime. | ||
| And you're new to the game, and you come and you're going to pull the wool over the Chicago police, all those detectives. | ||
| It's like me going, I started fighting a little. | ||
| I saw some stuff on YouTube. | ||
| I'm going to go and fight. | ||
| Dude, how about they brought in his boys though? | ||
| How about they brought in his boys and they squealed real fast. | ||
| Squealed quick. | ||
| Chicago cops, how are you going? | ||
| What the fuck's going on here? | ||
| Give us your phones. | ||
| They left those guys loose. | ||
| They're like, you can go home now, sir. | ||
| Like, we're good here. | ||
| The guys he hired are jacked. | ||
| They're jacked. | ||
| They're jacked. | ||
| They fucking look sculpted. | ||
| They're running a train-up. | ||
| Hector Lombard. | ||
| No, it looked like fucking Francis. | ||
| It looked like two Francis-Singanos. | ||
| I mean, maybe. | ||
| Who's on top? | ||
| I think the brothers are just like a Chinese finger. | ||
| Have you guys seen that documentary, Abducted in Plain Sight? | ||
| Have you guys seen that on Netflix? | ||
| He's obsessed with it. | ||
| I haven't seen it yet. | ||
| Don't tell me anything about it. | ||
| Fucking see Abducted in Plain Sight. | ||
| Have you seen it, Joe? | ||
| It's fucking incredible. | ||
| It's on Netflix. | ||
| You have to see it. | ||
| Spoiler alert, and this should sell you on it. | ||
| The dad sucks off the dude who's molesting his daughter and having sex with his wife. | ||
| He doesn't suck him off. | ||
| He jerked him off. | ||
| It was the 70s. | ||
| Why did he do that? | ||
| Because he had pressure building up. | ||
| It's a long story. | ||
| Does he want relief? | ||
| It's a long story, but this guy abducts this girl, drugs her, and she wakes up strapped to a bed. | ||
| She doesn't know where she is. | ||
| She's 12. What do you need? | ||
| A knife for cheese. | ||
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Holy fuck, dude. | |
| Jamie, we got one. | ||
| Jamie, I got an expensive knife. | ||
| Yeah, cheese and chrome greasy. | ||
|
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That's a beautiful knife. | |
| Tuck in more custom knives. | ||
| Find them on Instagram. | ||
| That's gorgeous. | ||
| Given to me by Donnie Vincent gave it to me. | ||
| That's a work of art. | ||
| Professional hunter. | ||
| True work of art. | ||
| That's a handmade knife. | ||
| You gotta calm down. | ||
| You can calm down. | ||
| They got a great Instagram page. | ||
| Handmade knives. | ||
| Why does this knife in my hand feel so at home? | ||
| Because you're a natural knifeman. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I am. | ||
| I'm a knifesman. | ||
| Joe, check this out. | ||
| This guy abducts this 12-year-old girl, drugs her, she wakes up, she's strapped up, and she's got this speaker next to her. | ||
| Don't tell me this. | ||
| I don't want to hear this. | ||
| She doesn't die. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Dude, it's so interesting. | ||
| They're the worst parents I've ever seen in my life. | ||
| She gets abducted and this guy makes her think that she got abducted by aliens. | ||
| So then the aliens tell her he's got this on a tape recorder and she's tied up. | ||
| His name's Mr. B. Yeah, his name's the guy who abducted her. | ||
| And the aliens tell her that she must marry this man to save the world and if anybody finds out... | ||
| No, get pregnant. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, yeah, yeah. | ||
| She must get pregnant by this guy, that guy that abducted her. | ||
| Classic sociopath. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| She believes it and falls in love with the guy. | ||
| And she's in love with him for like four years because she thinks she has to save the world. | ||
| He got her to think she got abducted by aliens. | ||
| What do you think is happening? | ||
| When people say they get abducted by aliens? | ||
| You think they're liars? | ||
| I think it's some people, high-level people, doing experiments and getting them... | ||
| They're abducting them. | ||
| They're not being abducted by aliens. | ||
| They're being abducted by people who make them think they're getting abducted by aliens. | ||
| Wouldn't it be more obvious if they were just dreaming? | ||
| Because nothing happens to them physically. | ||
| The thing about alien abductions is there's no... | ||
| No, there's no evidence. | ||
| If you look at people that have been alien abducted, there's no evidence they actually leave their house. | ||
| There's no... | ||
| No alarms go off. | ||
| See, what happens is when people sleep... | ||
| I don't believe that really happens at all. | ||
| When people sleep, your brain produces all these chemicals that make you dream. | ||
| So all of these alien abductions, almost all of them... | ||
| This is great cheese. | ||
| These alien abductions all take place while people are sleeping. | ||
| It's real simple. | ||
| They're laying in bed at night. | ||
| They have this unbelievable realistic dream. | ||
| They also have what's called sleep paralysis. | ||
| Sleep paralysis is something that afflicts people where they're semi-awake and they can't move their body because your body's just like in a half state of dreaming and awake. | ||
| We call it REM sleep. | ||
| So during this time, your brain is producing dimethyltryptamine. | ||
| You're producing DMT. So you're tripping your balls off and you're having these weird fucking visions and you think you're aboard spaceships and shit. | ||
| That's a possibility. | ||
| But after watching this documentary, another possibility is that they're drugging people and making them think they gotta... | ||
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Who's they? | |
| They. | ||
| It could be anybody. | ||
| They, bro. | ||
| It could be anybody. | ||
| They. | ||
| There is no they, dude. | ||
| Everybody's cool. | ||
| Bruce Buffer. | ||
| Crone Grayson. | ||
| Come on, Crone. | ||
| I'm more excited about this fight than I am the... | ||
| Is this a co-main? | ||
| Is this a co-main? | ||
| Should be. | ||
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No. | |
| No. | ||
| One more. | ||
| Vic. | ||
| Felder. | ||
| Dude, his debut is like almost a co-main. | ||
| This is probably the co-main. | ||
| No, this isn't the co-main. | ||
| Felder. | ||
| Yeah, there's another fight. | ||
| Felder, Vic. | ||
| Chrome looks thin and just ready. | ||
| He's a beautiful looking human. | ||
| Handsome. | ||
|
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Beautiful. | |
| Have you ever seen his dad? | ||
|
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Of course. | |
| And his mom. | ||
| His mom was a supermodel. | ||
| She was? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Wow. | ||
| Think about Hickson Gracie and that level of girl that he would marry. | ||
| Think about that. | ||
| Think about that. | ||
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He'll give him some more of that wine. | |
| Who wants wine? | ||
| Are we chewing? | ||
| Who's chewing? | ||
| Eddie? | ||
| Eddie, you're chewing on the microphone. | ||
| Don't do that. | ||
| Don't do that. | ||
| People get crazy. | ||
| Good thing I don't read social media anymore. | ||
| This kid kills it. | ||
| This guy's a beast. | ||
| Tassaris is a bad motherfucker. | ||
| He really is. | ||
| He's a vegan and Crohn's a pescatarian, so this is one for the people who don't read meat. | ||
| What's a pescatarian? | ||
| I'll take pescatarian for $5,000, please. | ||
| I'm moving over to the fish pescatarian thing. | ||
| Red meat hurts me. | ||
| When are you going to start sucking dicks? | ||
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It sits in my body. | |
| Do pescatarians eat octopus? | ||
| Guys, I'm opening up to you. | ||
| Any fish, dude. | ||
| That's like eating a dolphin. | ||
| It is, dude. | ||
| They're too smart. | ||
| They can feel it. | ||
| They're smarter than dolphins. | ||
| It's like eating an alien. | ||
| I don't need it anymore. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Come on, Crone. | ||
| Crone will pull guard. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He'll do everything. | ||
| His close guard is insane. | ||
| Crone Gracie's close guard is insane, so he will pull guard. | ||
| He submitted me from close guard. | ||
| No, I don't believe that. | ||
| He submitted JT Taurus, who's one of the best guys out there, in Abu Dhabi 2013 in China from close guard. | ||
| What I'm surprised is he's not taking his dad's approach, which is that front leg sidekick to the leg. | ||
| Yeah, he does that. | ||
| No, no, he does that. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| He hit him with a left hand. | ||
| He hurt him. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| He's throwing some kung fu. | ||
| Kaceres throws some wild shit. | ||
| He's got so much more experience. | ||
| It's so crazy. | ||
| Krohn's throwing some fucking hammers. | ||
| I wouldn't mind if he just shot for a single. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| It's over! | ||
| Game over! | ||
| He's a clincher, dude. | ||
| It's not going to be an easy takedown. | ||
| He's going to have to pull guard here. | ||
| It's not going to be an easy takedown. | ||
| He's doing that Henzo Gracie. | ||
| Henzo has four minutes to work. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Henzo did that last time. | ||
| He's going to take your back. | ||
| Joe Benavides took a guy down three or four times in his last fight with that move. | ||
| That's a legit move. | ||
| This is a different animal though. | ||
| He's a different animal on your back. | ||
| This is a real world class submission strangler. | ||
|
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It is over. | |
| It's so over. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| The ice cream. | ||
| There's no way he's going to survive. | ||
| He's fucked. | ||
| No, you just hold that on. | ||
| Shut your It's fucking short, dude. | ||
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He's got full strength in his arms. | |
| He's got three and a half minutes. | ||
| Callan, if you were his corner man, what would you be doing? | ||
| Calm down. | ||
| Arch your back. | ||
| You're fine. | ||
| Arch your back. | ||
| Turn towards him. | ||
| It's over right there. | ||
| It's a wrap. | ||
| No, it's a fucking wrap. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| Listen, I'm betting everybody. | ||
| Oh, it's over now. | ||
| Now it's over. | ||
| It's 100%. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| Now it's over. | ||
| He's going to sleep. | ||
| He's going to sleep. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| Go see them aliens. | ||
| It's over. | ||
|
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Woo! | |
| Yeah! | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| I like Alex Caceres a lot. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| He just shook his head like, what the fuck? | ||
| Alex just shook his head like, what the fuck is that? | ||
| It's the Khabib phenomenon. | ||
| The minute he touches you, you're done. | ||
| He can't touch you. | ||
| Khabib doesn't choke people out like that. | ||
| Khabib's not like that. | ||
| He just gets you and punches you. | ||
| There's a certain phlegmy sound when people chew cheese on a microphone that's really disgusting. | ||
| Dude, that's so crazy how good he is. | ||
|
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He's so good. | |
| Look at this shit. | ||
| He's so good. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
|
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He basically pulled guard right there and dragged him to the ground. | |
| But he's world class, man. | ||
| It's a different animal. | ||
| Because you wouldn't do that in wrestling. | ||
| You wouldn't take a guy down if it was a wrestling match. | ||
| It's this slow squeeze. | ||
| And Henrik Gracie's doing a breakdown of it right now. | ||
| Right now. | ||
| Guys, check it out. | ||
| This is how it will happen. | ||
| Right now. | ||
| We're going to go over the breakdown right now. | ||
| That's so unbelievable. | ||
| He's been racing with amazing rear naked choke. | ||
| Let's check it out, guys. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| That's a huge win. | ||
| That's a fucking big deal, man. | ||
|
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Alex Caceres is a good fighter, but he doesn't know crazy jiu-jitsu. | |
| Let's go step-by-step. | ||
| He breaks that shit down. | ||
| Is his father there? | ||
| Is his father there? | ||
| I'm sure he's there. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| You know, he's maybe not even watching, like surfing in Rio or some shit. | ||
| He might not even know. | ||
| No, no, he was there. | ||
| He might not even know. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| No, Hickson was there. | ||
| Or he's balls deep in the most beautiful Brazilian we know. | ||
| Hey, dude, there's no way Hickson wasn't there. | ||
| I want to meet him. | ||
| I want to talk to him. | ||
| There's no way. | ||
| You would think that they would show Hickson. | ||
| You've never met Hickson? | ||
| We can set it up, my friend. | ||
| We can set it up. | ||
| I love him. | ||
| I want to meet him. | ||
| He had the most interesting description of how he finishes people. | ||
| He goes, we start at a neutral point. | ||
| He goes, and then we go to one. | ||
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And he goes, when I move to one, I'm not going back to zero. | |
| He goes, I'm moving to two, and then to three, and then checkmate. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's no going back. | ||
| He's a master. | ||
| The fucking confidence. | ||
| The confidence. | ||
| Is this a blue cheese? | ||
| What is this? | ||
| Some sort of mold in this motherfucker. | ||
| You brought a blue cheese, huh? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And when you're ready... | ||
| Now are we all going to shit our pants today? | ||
| When you're ready... | ||
| Do you not like blue cheese? | ||
| I do. | ||
| We got this beautiful creamy French. | ||
| With the crackers, though? | ||
|
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No. | |
| That's going to be too much on the podcast. | ||
| Eddie doesn't even need onions. | ||
| Is that like a weird thing? | ||
| I don't eat onions either. | ||
| You and I have a lot in common. | ||
| I love onions. | ||
| You both eat ass though, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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Only on New Year's Eve. | |
| You don't eat ass doggy style though, right? | ||
| Just missionary. | ||
| No, I sure do. | ||
| I'm an American man. | ||
| Why wouldn't you eat ass doggy style? | ||
| I'm an American man. | ||
| I prefer a certain position where it's weird. | ||
|
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Do you do the baby style where you preach their legs up like a baby? | |
| Put your hands under the cheeks. | ||
| No. | ||
| And then you go down like Gene Simmons. | ||
| You go... | ||
| Touch the butt a little bit. | ||
| And that's it. | ||
| That's weak, son. | ||
| You go doggy style eating ass? | ||
| You gotta let them know you love them. | ||
| Yeah, you know what's up. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's only for New Year's Eve. | ||
| Look at Cron's hair. | ||
| Handsome bastard. | ||
| Like his hair, he just lets it go. | ||
| He's got a great school too, Culver City in the house. | ||
|
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He got out of the shower and just shook it out. | |
| It's in Culver City? | ||
| I just want to let everybody know that the earth is flat. | ||
| Oh no, please don't do that, Cron. | ||
| Oh dude, he's way down. | ||
| He called me up out of the blue. | ||
| Are you still a flat earther? | ||
| Once you go flat, you never go back. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| That's like going back to Santa Claus. | ||
| That's like believing in Santa Claus and then finding out that he doesn't exist, and then you go back to Santa Claus. | ||
| I'm not even trying to make a joke. | ||
| I thought you were off it. | ||
| Nobody goes off it. | ||
| It's like Santa Claus. | ||
| Space is Santa Claus for adults. | ||
| No, Eddie's off it, but he has a following now of Flat Earthers, so he can't. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
|
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That's not true. | |
| Are you calling his bluff? | ||
| You calling his bluff on flat? | ||
| He can't say it out loud. | ||
| Give me those... | ||
| No, I can't eat crackers. | ||
| You can't eat crackers on here. | ||
| You never go back. | ||
| I gotta draw the line there. | ||
| You're right, Bubba. | ||
| This is a softer cheese, and I'm getting this beautiful knife a little bit tarnished. | ||
| We're going to have to clean it. | ||
| Krohn Gracie, shout out. | ||
| You know, I was a little concerned with Krohn's fighting career, because when he was on my podcast, when we were discussing Flat Earth, he said that he doesn't know if fighting is for him. | ||
| There's a lot of pressure, the family pressure, and he was basically saying that he likes living without any pressure, and he doesn't know if he wants to keep fighting. | ||
| Nothing wrong with that. | ||
|
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But... | |
| But now, you know, when you listen to the Countdown show and all that, he said, you know what, I realize that just teaching is like, every day is like Groundhog Day, and I'm not at my best when I'm just teaching. | ||
| I'm at my best when I'm training for something, so I always have to be trained for something, so I realize I need to be fighting. | ||
| So when I heard that, that's like some, you know, he's evolving and figuring himself out. | ||
| So this might be the beginning of some championship shit here for the UFC. Listen, if he gets his striking together and he did tag Caceres with a couple of punches, everybody who goes to the ground with this kid is fucked. | ||
| What weight class was this? | ||
| 145. 145? | ||
| Yeah, but guess what? | ||
| Good luck with Max Holloway. | ||
| Holla at your boy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I would love to see Krohn versus... | ||
| This is too much. | ||
| Why do we do this? | ||
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Why do you do this? | |
| I'm going to say fucking Brian Ortega versus Krohn. | ||
|
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What was this? | |
| 55? | ||
| This was 55. 45. This was 45? | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| This was 45? | ||
| You know, when he was 12 years old... | ||
| When he was 12 years old, he wasn't that into jiu-jitsu. | ||
| He was skateboarding. | ||
| He was skateboarding. | ||
| And at John Jock, we were outside of the tournament. | ||
| And John Jock, we were walking. | ||
| And Kron Gracie at 12 came by us and skateboarding, started doing some tricks. | ||
| And John, I'll never forget this. | ||
| John Jock goes, that's the one right there. | ||
| That's the one that's going to take over. | ||
| I'm like, really? | ||
| John Jock knew it because he's really tight with Hickson and Hickson's family. | ||
| How long has Cron been striking? | ||
| Do we know? | ||
| Well, you know, I mean, he's been doing MMA fights. | ||
| He fought in Rising. | ||
| You know, he fought a few fights. | ||
| The thing is, his striking is like his father's striking. | ||
| It's just to understand it. | ||
| It's not really to do it in terms of he's never going to be like... | ||
| It's a closed distance. | ||
| He's never going to stand in bed. | ||
| To close distance and then grab you. | ||
| Once he grabs you, you're in big trouble. | ||
| Even Khabib will strike more than Krohn. | ||
| Krohn is just going to get in, clinch up, and like you said, go from step one, step two, step three, not go backwards. | ||
| He's dangerous. | ||
| It's going to be tough to beat. | ||
| He's tough as fuck. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I wouldn't have been disappointed or shocked if Alex Caceres escaped a couple times on the ground and maybe stood up again and maybe Krohn got him in the third round. | ||
| I wouldn't have been that surprised because Alex Caceres, he's been fighting for so long, he's squirrely on the ground. | ||
| Yeah, that's not an easy fight. | ||
| Yeah, that's not an easy fight. | ||
| And you only have four fights? | ||
| And he's beating some good guys. | ||
| Remember when he beat Sergio Pettis? | ||
| Look at that when Anthony Smith knocked out Shogun. | ||
| Meanwhile, how good did fucking Shogun look in his last fight? | ||
| Shogun has made some sort of a crazy resurgence, man. | ||
| Seriously? | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| His last fight, he was so savage. | ||
| He was so savage and so aggressive. | ||
| Who did he fight? | ||
| Pull up who Shogun fought. | ||
| He fought someone good, man. | ||
| I thought he got murked. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| His last fight, he won by stoppage. | ||
| And he looked like a fucking animal. | ||
| He looked like the Shogun of old. | ||
| Those old guys who keep doing it like... | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Tyson Pedro. | ||
| Tyson Pedro. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| Pedro's a motherfucker. | ||
| He's a motherfucker. | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| He beat him in Australia. | ||
| Is this guy going to fight John Jones? | ||
| Is that what they're talking about? | ||
| That's what we're talking about. | ||
| This would be a highlight for him. | ||
| Who would this gentleman be? | ||
| Anthony Smith. | ||
| He's a beast, man. | ||
| He is a beast. | ||
| Knocked out Shogun. | ||
| He's a beast, man. | ||
| He knocked out Shogun, Ozdemir, Rashad. | ||
| He's a beast. | ||
| He's a very, very good fighter. | ||
| And I think he's the type of guy that's going to rise to the occasion. | ||
| I mean, I don't know if he's... | ||
|
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How tall is he? | |
| How tall is he? | ||
| I work for the organization. | ||
| God, he looks scary. | ||
| I don't know if he's capable of beating John, because I legitimately feel like John is not just the best light heavyweight of all time. | ||
| I think he's absolutely in the conversation for the best fighter of all time. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| There's three or four guys that are in that conversation. | ||
| I'm not throwing Shane on Anthony Smith. | ||
| This is Mighty Mouse, who I think is the best representative of martial arts I've ever seen. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| I mean, Kane is the best heavyweight I've ever seen. | ||
| But the best fighters I've ever seen, I think Fedor is in the conversation. | ||
| I think Anderson Silva, when he was in his prime... | ||
| When he was in his prime? | ||
| When he was in his prime, he was a savage man. | ||
| I think best ever. | ||
| He was an assassin. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Cain Velasquez showing up. | ||
| Purple. | ||
| The biggest head ever. | ||
| Looking sweet in that purple jacket. | ||
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Woo! | |
| Luke Rockhold and Daniel Cormier said when he was healthy, he was the baddest man on the planet. | ||
| Well, DC said to me, man, he goes, I can't beat that guy. | ||
| He goes, I can't beat him. | ||
| He goes, I thought about that when I was training with him. | ||
| He goes, I can't beat him. | ||
| Look, his corner man's got his headphones on, too. | ||
| He's like, fuck it. | ||
| Whatever he's listening to, I'm listening to. | ||
| Then his corner man came swagged up. | ||
| He's a fantastic guy. | ||
| He's a fantastic looking specimen. | ||
| He's the specimen of all specimens. | ||
| He's great. | ||
| He really is, man. | ||
| Oh, there's three more fights. | ||
| There's three more fights. | ||
| We've got a gal fight. | ||
| Courtney Casey all up in this bitch. | ||
| She's very good. | ||
|
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Soccer player? | |
| NCAA soccer player. | ||
| A while ago. | ||
| Soccer translates, by the way. | ||
| And Cynthia Calvillo. | ||
|
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She's a beast. | |
| She likes to fight, too. | ||
| That girl likes to scrap. | ||
| This is good. | ||
| She has a Diaz mentality. | ||
| Yeah, let's give these people some credit. | ||
| Let's watch this fight. | ||
| And give me some more wine because I'm drunk. | ||
| I'm getting a little tipsy mess. | ||
| You can't be mad. | ||
| Do you guys have anything to do after this? | ||
| You want to get some steaks? | ||
| I can't. | ||
| Where are you going, bitch? | ||
| My boyfriend Andy Stumpf is staying with me. | ||
| Is he staying with you? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's here tomorrow on my podcast. | ||
| He's doing your podcast. | ||
|
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Yes! | |
| He's a great guy. | ||
| I love him. | ||
| I have really good conversations with that guy. | ||
| Really good conversations. | ||
| He's staying with you? | ||
| Yeah, he's my boyfriend. | ||
| Why don't you come with me on the podcast tomorrow? | ||
| Your show's done, right? | ||
| I could do that, but I have a podcast tomorrow. | ||
| What is your podcast about? | ||
| The Fighter and the Kid, you son of a bitch! | ||
| What is your podcast about? | ||
| We haven't podcasted in a long time. | ||
| How often do you guys do podcasts? | ||
| Fighter and the Kid. | ||
| Brandon Schaub and Brian Callen do a podcast every Monday and Wednesday without fail. | ||
| Damn! | ||
| Two days a week. | ||
| Every Monday and Wednesday. | ||
| How long are the podcasts? | ||
| They are as long as we choose. | ||
| Three hours, two hours? | ||
| No. | ||
| Usually two. | ||
| Hour and a half, two max. | ||
| Never longer than two. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| They can't even realize how many to two. | ||
| Usually an hour and a half. | ||
| Grew by 33% this year. | ||
| There, I said it out loud. | ||
| I don't give a fuck. | ||
| You and Chris D'Elia doing some stand-up together? | ||
| Your podcast threw by 33% this year? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Wow. | ||
| Is that all Brendan or mostly Brendan? | ||
| It was all Brendan. | ||
| He runs the business. | ||
| Let's be honest. | ||
| I show up. | ||
| Now, here's the thing. | ||
| When I try to get involved, watch this. | ||
| I go like this. | ||
| I go, you need any help with the business? | ||
| He goes, not really a thing, is it? | ||
| I go, Jesus Christ. | ||
| Not really a thing, is it? | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| But it's why I don't have to do local press and why I basically sold out the West Palm Beach Improv, which I've never done, which is a big deal for me. | ||
| That's huge. | ||
| I did that about 30 years ago. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Listen, I'm way behind. | ||
| You're the canary in the coal mine. | ||
| Thanks for making me feel bad. | ||
| Remember that night? | ||
| We had a bunch of those. | ||
| That was a different club. | ||
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That's a great club. | |
| The new club is giant. | ||
| The new club is about 600. 600 people! | ||
| Well, Palm Beach, if you have five shows, you've got to sell about 4,500 tickets. | ||
| I bet a tinfoil hat would do really well there. | ||
| 5,000. | ||
| No, it's 5,000. | ||
|
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I'm sorry. | |
| 2,500 tickets. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| About 2,500 tickets to sell out. | ||
|
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What? | |
| 2,500 tickets to sell out five shows. | ||
| I fell short of that. | ||
| I fell short of that, but I sold a lot. | ||
| We're doing a show in Spokane at 4.20 in the afternoon, stand-up. | ||
| Is that a mistake? | ||
| Spokane where? | ||
| Spokane Comedy Club? | ||
| No, not if it's 4.20. | ||
| Those stoners will show up, man. | ||
| On a Saturday afternoon. | ||
| No, you're good. | ||
| Not on April 20th, just at 420. Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Perfect. | ||
| Something about when it's March 9th. | ||
| Find out when it is. | ||
| We'll announce it right now. | ||
| You'll sell that motherfucker out. | ||
| When the sun is still out, it's a little bit tough for comedy. | ||
| Not for stoners. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| Bert Kreischer does a morning thing, though. | ||
| He kills it. | ||
| Well, you know who always did those? | ||
| Fucking Doug Benson. | ||
| He did the 420 shows. | ||
| He always did them. | ||
| You do 420. 20 in the afternoon on Sunday. | ||
| Spokane's actually a fun place. | ||
| I was just there. | ||
| Spokane's great. | ||
| I've never been. | ||
| And I drove down to Coeur d'Alene. | ||
| Oh, beautiful. | ||
| I'm doing Spokane somewhere. | ||
| I love Spokane. | ||
| Coeur d'Alene is like God's country. | ||
| Dude, I want to move there. | ||
| Dude, I'm confused right now. | ||
| You're going to buy a place there. | ||
| Where is this? | ||
| Next to Kanye. | ||
| Coeur d'Alene? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Next to Kanye? | ||
| He has a place there. | ||
| This is in Washington? | ||
| That would be Idaho. | ||
| Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, I think. | ||
| Is it beautiful? | ||
| Dude, amazing. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| I want to move there. | ||
| It's gorgeous. | ||
| Dude, let's get a place there. | ||
| I would in a heartbeat. | ||
| What are we going to do? | ||
| We'd have to get all divorced. | ||
| You're divorced already. | ||
| Screw it. | ||
| Time to share it, bro. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| I had a friend of mine who went there and took a picture of this lake. | ||
| This lake, 100 foot deep, you could see the bottom of the water. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| Great restaurants. | ||
| Crystal clear, you could see the bottom of the water. | ||
| You would love it. | ||
| It's like a glass of rock shopping. | ||
| Why have I never heard of it? | ||
| How have you never heard of Coeur d'Alene? | ||
| Fuck, it's a secret, bro. | ||
| I already started looking at property. | ||
| Seriously? | ||
| There is one issue. | ||
| It's like a stomping ground for white supremacists. | ||
| Whatever, bro. | ||
| Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. | ||
| Yeah, that's what I heard, too. | ||
| Don't let that scare you away. | ||
| So, Friday, March 8th, Tinfoil hat me in Sam Tripoli or in Tacoma, but that 420 show is in Spokane on a Saturday. | ||
| Spokane Comedy Club? | ||
| March 9th. | ||
| The Spokane Comedy Club. | ||
| Were you there? | ||
| Yeah, I love that place. | ||
| Great room. | ||
| Okay, cool. | ||
| I was like, I was like, almost like, fuck that. | ||
| 420 in the afternoon? | ||
| I'm drunk. | ||
| I shouldn't have said that. | ||
| But, yeah, we're going to try that shit. | ||
| I've been a terrible opener more than once in my life. | ||
| I'll be at the... | ||
| Nobody starts out perfect. | ||
| This Thursday, I'll be at the Vogue Theater in Vancouver. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| This Wednesday, I'll be at the Ice House in Pasadena. | ||
| That's the only show that we just... | ||
| We haven't even announced it yet. | ||
| You go to the Ice House website because Monday night at the Comedy Store sold out. | ||
| Tuesday night at the Improv sold out. | ||
| You got a spot on that ice house? | ||
| I'm going crazy. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| For you? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| I'm in. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Wednesday night at 10pm. | ||
| Maybe I'll do it. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| You're in. | ||
| Alright, let me see. | ||
| You want to do a spot? | ||
| One day? | ||
| Wednesday night, 10pm. | ||
| This Wednesday night? | ||
| I might be flying to Vancouver. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| At 10? | ||
| Fight companion show. | ||
| Oh shit. | ||
| At the fucking ice house in Pasadena. | ||
| Wednesday night. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| I can do that. | ||
|
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Let's do it. | |
| I don't think I'm flying to Vancouver. | ||
| Listen, dude, you can't do it. | ||
| Don't be scared. | ||
| Hey, guys, come on, man. | ||
| I know when you're lying, bro. | ||
| I'm not going nowhere. | ||
| How weird is it that we actually did do a fight companion show, but it wasn't planned. | ||
| It just happened on one of the Sam shows. | ||
| It was just a fight companion show. | ||
| If you guys are out there, then I'm going to fucking do it. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| Hey, Brian. | ||
| I haven't announced it, so I haven't booked it. | ||
| You fucking crush like a motherfucker. | ||
| You know, I don't believe in anything you believe in. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| You know, but I like to keep it honest. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You mean taxes? | ||
| We live on a ball and all that shit. | ||
| You really don't believe me. | ||
| But you're not serious. | ||
|
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He's complimenting me. | |
| Hold on. | ||
| Are you serious? | ||
| He's complimenting me, man. | ||
| Don't ruin the compliment. | ||
| But when I get drunk, I get confused. | ||
| I just want to... | ||
| Because Eddie... | ||
| Me and Eddie have some serious conversation. | ||
| There's some stuff I do agree with Eddie on. | ||
| Like what? | ||
| Just certain stuff. | ||
| You can't talk about it. | ||
| I can't talk about it. | ||
| I don't want to die. | ||
| So with like the flat earth... | ||
| Yeah, Brendan's is right. | ||
| I'm right there in the middle, man. | ||
| I'm a middleman. | ||
| Way more than anybody thinks. | ||
|
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Brendan's right fucking there. | ||
|
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Oh, yeah. | |
| But my point was, we don't, when it comes to our beliefs, we're on opposite ends of the fucking spectrum. | ||
| Do you understand that he fucks with you? | ||
| But that doesn't mean that I'm not going to compliment you. | ||
| When I see you live, dude, you fucking smash, dude. | ||
| Thank you, brother. | ||
| You fucking crush. | ||
| Pasadena, Wednesday night, 10 p.m. | ||
| You can believe we live on a ball and all that shit. | ||
| But I think politically we're pretty... | ||
| Oh, you're so far off. | ||
| You're so far off. | ||
| What do you think I am? | ||
| I think you're a socialist. | ||
| No. | ||
| I'm not a socialist. | ||
| You're so crazy. | ||
| You're so crazy. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| That's what I thought. | ||
| What? | ||
| Thank God I'm wrong. | ||
| I'm not paying attention. | ||
| You're a socialist? | ||
| I thought you were. | ||
| Are you out of your fucking mind? | ||
| I gotta be honest. | ||
| You give that vibe off. | ||
| Get the fuck off. | ||
| A socialist? | ||
| Both of you, stop. | ||
| Stop. | ||
| No one talk. | ||
| He's fucking with both of you. | ||
|
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Do you understand what's happening? | |
| Jamie! | ||
| I got angry! | ||
|
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He spilled. | |
| A socialist? | ||
| Jamie keeps the goddamn table up. | ||
| Bro, listen to me right now. | ||
| Look at me right now. | ||
| I'm an American. | ||
| I believe in the Constitution. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, bro. | ||
| You believe in gun rights? | ||
| Yeah, I go with guns! | ||
| Okay! | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| Are you fucking out of your mind? | ||
| You think I'm a collectivist? | ||
| I'm a very, I'm not, I don't believe in free speech? | ||
| Now that he's on your side. | ||
| Free speech? | ||
| Yeah, 100%. | ||
| Free speech? | ||
| Yeah, bro. | ||
| You do? | ||
| Okay, Ocasio-Cortez, you like her? | ||
| I don't like her. | ||
| Oh my god, I love you, Brian. | ||
| She's 28, she doesn't know about this. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| You know, I was really into her until she had this clause about people. | ||
| You were into her? | ||
| No, listen, listen. | ||
| This is what I meant to you. | ||
| Young people that are interested in helping people and changing the world. | ||
| I don't agree with a lot of her ideology, but she had this one clause that was people who were unwilling to work. | ||
| She wanted to give money to people who were unwilling to work. | ||
| It drives me crazy. | ||
| Unwilling to work. | ||
| What do you want, this knife B? I mean, how about, how about, like, passing legislation for late-term abortions? | ||
| I'll cut it for you. | ||
| What the fuck is going on? | ||
| What is that about? | ||
| In New York, they're celebrating late-term abortions. | ||
| They're celebrating it? | ||
| Yeah, they love it. | ||
| Are they having a party? | ||
| Yeah, they're partying, they're doing coke, they're doing all that shit for late-term abortions. | ||
| And how about this? | ||
| Walls don't work. | ||
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What the fuck is going on with this world? | |
| You like the wall, Eddie? | ||
| You like the wall? | ||
| Try going to Canada. | ||
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You can't even get into Canada if you had a fucking DUI. Hold up. | |
| Stop. | ||
| Stop. | ||
| Do you know there's no wall? | ||
| Yeah, there's no wall. | ||
| There's no wall between us and Canada. | ||
| You can walk right through the woods. | ||
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Really? | |
| People do it all the time with drugs. | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
| Did you not know that? | ||
| No, they did not. | ||
| I didn't know. | ||
| There's literally hundreds of miles of open woods we just walk right through. | ||
| Well, you know, they don't have the same problem that we have with Mexicans. | ||
| Say it. | ||
| Well, Eddie's Mexican, so he's good. | ||
| Eddie, just because I'm a capitalist and a free market guy, and I'm basically a libertarian, doesn't mean I'm a Trump guy. | ||
| I didn't say you were. | ||
| I didn't say you were. | ||
| It's okay. | ||
| We're all going to be fine. | ||
| Cynthia Gavillo, Courtney Casey. | ||
| Everyone's on the same team. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So when it comes to the earth, he's round. | ||
| I'm in America. | ||
| I think it's more than that. | ||
| I would love to hear your points, dude. | ||
| I would love to hear your points. | ||
| You, you're a fucking problem. | ||
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What's cheese? | |
| You're a problem, Brendan Schaub. | ||
| You're a goddamn prankster. | ||
| Do we have more wine? | ||
| Yeah, we got two more bottles. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| By the way, Brian Callen, your fucking wine choice is excellent. | ||
| And the cheese, man. | ||
| The cheese selection is excellent. | ||
| Don't fuck around. | ||
| I know what's up. | ||
| The YouTube comments will be filled with hate for the smacking, flimmy sounds. | ||
| Sometimes you gotta say, fuck them, you know? | ||
| I never read comments. | ||
| How about all the time? | ||
| I never read comments. | ||
| How about stop commenting, boys? | ||
| If you want to have a better life, stop commenting on any YouTube videos. | ||
| I don't know anyone who is successful who goes on YouTube and comments. | ||
| Do you think Michael Jordan's up on YouTube commenting? | ||
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No. | |
| No. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| These guys that, you know, when you can comment on a video and the whole world's going to see it, it gives them power. | ||
| Well, you know what it also is? | ||
| It's like a message board that doesn't get censored. | ||
| It's a very rare form of message board. | ||
| It's the only one that doesn't get censored, right? | ||
| Because, like, Instagram, Twitter can do shit. | ||
| Well, people think it gets censored, but what happens is people, like, say you're spamming and they mark your shit as spam and enough people do it. | ||
| It gets voted down. | ||
| It's hard to see. | ||
| But you can find it, ultimately. | ||
| But the point is... | ||
| Basically, everyone can post. | ||
| What? | ||
| Chewing in the mic. | ||
| Who's doing it? | ||
| That was me. | ||
| Eddie! | ||
| Jesus Christ, bro! | ||
| My thing about negative comments is that I have read some, and the thing is, I'm like, well, I kind of agree with you. | ||
| You know, I'm not my own biggest fan, so fuck off. | ||
| You're not going to say anything that I don't, you know, kind of like. | ||
| Yeah, I'm not a big fan of myself either. | ||
| Right, I was going to say, like, whoa, no. | ||
| What are you saying about me? | ||
| I talk too much. | ||
| I'm amazed I've gotten as far as I've gotten with how little I feel about my work. | ||
| I think you've become, I think I've known you for 25 years, and I believe you've become not only incredibly thoughtful, and you probably have made the biggest transformation of any friend I've ever had, and you've become somebody who listens and podcasts so well. | ||
| I listen to your podcast all the time. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| I do my best. | ||
| You know, I made a mistake of listening to one of my early ones the other day. | ||
| I was like, Jesus Christ. | ||
| Oh no, you can't go back. | ||
| I listened to one from like eight years ago. | ||
| Like Higson says, don't go back. | ||
| Listening to you now, listening to how you listen and don't take a position and just are so open about everything, that pot debate, it's just unbelievable, man. | ||
| Well, you know what? | ||
| The pot debate was important to me because I legitimately think that there are people who should not smoke pot. | ||
| This is coming from someone who smokes a lot of pot. | ||
| You're a reasonable human being. | ||
| I see it. | ||
| And I'm not a zealot. | ||
| I see it. | ||
| I see it in people. | ||
| I see there's people that shouldn't fucking do it. | ||
| And there's people that it does make them lazy. | ||
| Everybody's brain reacts differently to caffeine, to nicotine, to fucking all the drugs. | ||
| And there are some people that I legitimately feel like have a really hard time with THC. Especially in edible form. | ||
| I think edible form is... | ||
| I think it's legitimately one of the most potent psychedelic drugs that's freely available. | ||
| I called the Poison Control Center after I ate a brownie, okay? | ||
| I was that fucked up. | ||
| That's legit. | ||
| I called Artie Lang. | ||
| I called Artie Lang. | ||
| Red Band called the cops on himself. | ||
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That's hilarious. | |
| Dude, I woke Artie Lang up. | ||
| I woke him up, because Artie's a seasoned drug addict, and back then I had eaten a brownie, and I didn't know what was going on with me. | ||
| And I said, dude, I think I'm dying. | ||
| And he goes, you're not dying. | ||
| I can't feel myself breathing. | ||
| I can't hear my heart. | ||
| How old were you at this time? | ||
| Twelve. | ||
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Thirty. | |
| 30? | ||
| If they made edibles illegal, I would understand. | ||
| I wouldn't, like, make a sign anymore. | ||
| Well, I don't think they should be illegal. | ||
| Like, I don't think guns should be illegal. | ||
| I believe in legalization. | ||
| Edibles might... | ||
| The CBD, though. | ||
| Education. | ||
| I believe in education. | ||
| And I think it's one of the things that I'm trying to do, and it's one of the things I was trying to do with that pot debate podcast, is let people know, hey, I've taken some pretty zealot-like positions in the past where I was like, everybody should smoke pot. | ||
| Don't listen to me from three years ago. | ||
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Right. | |
| Listen to me from right now. | ||
| Everybody should not smoke pot. | ||
| And if you're thinking about smoking pot, smoke a little tiny bit. | ||
| Just like this. | ||
| It's like alcohol. | ||
| Don't finish the whole bottle of vodka. | ||
| Have one shot. | ||
| Don't be an idiot. | ||
| The one thing that I've always said, because I've influenced a lot of people to smoke pot, but the one thing that I've always said for the last 20 years is I've always said this, that I don't think you should start smoking weed until you're at least 28. I've always said that. | ||
| That's great advice. | ||
| I never said 21, 15. I feel that fully develop, know who you are, become who you are, and then smoke weed. | ||
| That way you can tell the difference between what the pot is doing to you and what you are without the pot. | ||
| Well, not only that, your frontal lobe does not fully form until you're 25. That's a good time. | ||
| To that point, they say you shouldn't play football or fight or spar or anything like that. | ||
| I'm thinking you shouldn't play football, period. | ||
| But you let people fight? | ||
| Joey Diaz sent me this link, or he told me about this HBO Real Sports that they did on... | ||
| That's enough. | ||
| Who wants some more cheese? | ||
| That is enough wine for Eddie. | ||
| Who wants some more cheese? | ||
| You know, I love Eddie because he's such a good person. | ||
| HBO Real Sports on football with his kid was 10 years old. | ||
| His 10-year-old kid had a double concussion. | ||
| He had a concussion, another one right afterwards, and he committed suicide at 12. Jeez! | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Here's my thing with this, though, in football. | ||
| 99% of people aren't like that, though. | ||
| Like, that kid probably wasn't going to have problems whether they had a concussion or not down the road. | ||
| Football just exaggerated. | ||
| You know where you see the proof, though, is in the retired NFL players that get into commentating? | ||
| Michael Irvin's killing it. | ||
| You would hear it in their speech. | ||
| But like Troy Aikman, for instance, he's had like a hundred concussions. | ||
| But he's one of the best commentators out there. | ||
| Tony Romo's had a truckload of them. | ||
| Serious concussions. | ||
| But then there's guys like Junior Seau. | ||
| But hold on. | ||
| Rhonda Patrick actually detailed this in length. | ||
| There's actual scientific evidence about APO4. There's a genetic thing. | ||
| He did it. | ||
| Do you not have that? | ||
| I'm on the good side of it. | ||
| Good. | ||
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Perfect. | |
| Beautiful. | ||
| You're alright. | ||
| So you still get damage, but it's not the same kind of damage. | ||
| The CTE risk is less. | ||
| CTE is... | ||
| What were you going to say? | ||
| This cheese will knock your dick in the dirt. | ||
| No, this is a new one I just opened up. | ||
| Yeah, that's fucking... | ||
| That's the smell good. | ||
| I don't fuck around. | ||
| Dude, this is a Cypress G midnight moon. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Where'd you get this milk? | |
| Where'd you get this? | ||
| Don't worry about where the fuck I get it. | ||
| What do you wear when you walk into the door? | ||
| Dude, I wear a robe. | ||
| I always wear a robe and I go into a cheese cave. | ||
| Alright? | ||
| The cave where it smells like... | ||
| I go to where they're hanging it. | ||
| Hey, you know where I want to take you? | ||
| And I inspect the goats and the cows. | ||
| You know where I want to take you? | ||
| APL. APL Restaurant. | ||
| Adam Pury Lang. | ||
| He has a steakhouse where I ate a 380 day dry aged New York strip. | ||
| I'll eat the fuck out of that. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| 380 days? | ||
| 380 days. | ||
| More than a year. | ||
| That's rotten as fuck, huh? | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| It's not, because it's all like 35 degrees. | ||
| You ever seen a picture of dry-aged beef? | ||
| I saw it. | ||
| It's disgusting. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| He brought out the photos of the meat. | ||
| It looked delicious. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, it was red and gorgeous. | ||
| You don't like it? | ||
| Eddie doesn't like onions. | ||
| Dude, there's no onions in this cheese. | ||
| There's no onions in the cheese. | ||
| It's not onions. | ||
| There's garbage right there. | ||
| It's delicious, man. | ||
| How dare you. | ||
| Eddie, it's nutty and sweet. | ||
| What's the problem? | ||
| Well, you know how there's genes for brain damage? | ||
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It tastes like shit. | |
| There's also genes for flat earth belief and bad cheese taste. | ||
| Apparently bad cheese and flat earth go. | ||
| This is delicious. | ||
| How could you not like this? | ||
| Isn't this a good fucking cheese? | ||
| Try it again, bro. | ||
| I'm not bringing you to APL. I'm all over that. | ||
| Where is this place? | ||
| I want to take you. | ||
| It's on Vine in Hollywood. | ||
| It's Adam Perry Lang's place. | ||
| It's fucking amazing. | ||
| I got something to say. | ||
| We don't do dinners enough. | ||
| Let's wait until we're old. | ||
| We don't do this shit enough. | ||
| This fucking guy goes home and sits there eating your little snacky poos. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Pizza. | ||
| And I believe that dinners are very important. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I have somebody come to my house and cook. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Wow, that's funny. | ||
| Never invite you because you won't come over because you're like, nah, I'm too busy. | ||
| Don't invite me either. | ||
| I know. | ||
| You have a chef come over and cook or just some guy you know? | ||
| No, I have a chef. | ||
| Yeah, he's actually a good chef. | ||
| I have a chef come over. | ||
| Who comes over? | ||
| Just 12 dudes. | ||
| We get our dicks out and we rock hard. | ||
| Dude, you know where we need to go is Crossroads. | ||
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Not in real life. | |
| We need to go to Crossroads, Travis Barker's vegan place. | ||
| Oh, I'm down. | ||
| So, John Joseph invited me this, what is it, Wednesday? | ||
| Fuck, it might be Wednesday. | ||
| Wednesday, you're going to fucking Pasadena, asshole. | ||
| Yeah, you've committed the fans of our tickets. | ||
| He wants us to go to dinner with Travis Barker. | ||
| It's this Wednesday. | ||
| Well, how are we going to do that when we're going to Pasadena? | ||
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We could eat and then go. | |
| We're doing a fight companion show. | ||
| We could eat and then go. | ||
| It's already sold out by the time we mention it on this podcast. | ||
| You can't back out for a dinner. | ||
| Don't be a dick. | ||
| Hey, I'll be in Salt Lake March 1-2. | ||
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What do you want to eat? | |
| Eat some cucumber pasta? | ||
| God. | ||
| I know. | ||
| March 1? | ||
| March 1 and 2. Wise guys. | ||
| I know. | ||
|
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Wise guys. | |
| Brian Gallen. | ||
| Shout out to Keith, the owner. | ||
| How great is he? | ||
| Keith's my favorite owner. | ||
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I love that guy. | |
| You know why? | ||
| Keith knows sports. | ||
| We can talk sports in the back. | ||
| His brother was the offense coordinator for the Alabama Crimson Tide. | ||
| Wow, I know. | ||
| Me and him talk deep sports. | ||
|
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Jesus. | |
| They appreciate the fuck out of comedy at that place, too. | ||
|
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Yeah, they do. | |
| That's one of the most underrated clubs in the country. | ||
|
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100%. | |
| Wise guys. | ||
| Oh, it's top five. | ||
| They have this weird thought about Salt Lake. | ||
| Because of Mormons? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| My parents live in Deer Valley, so they come to my show, bring all their friends. | ||
| Dude, there's a place next to Keith Wiseguy's called Red Iguana Mexican Food. | ||
| Bro, my girl's Mexican as fuck. | ||
| This place is so good. | ||
| Red Iguana? | ||
| Red Iguana. | ||
| She can handle it? | ||
| She hasn't been there, but I went there. | ||
| She's Mexican? | ||
| What? | ||
| I thought your wife was Cuban. | ||
| She's so Mexican, bro. | ||
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She was Miss Mexico, wasn't she? | |
| Look at this. | ||
| Cynthia Cavillo trying to get that strangle on Courtney Casey. | ||
| One thing I was talking about, too, Dustin. | ||
| We're so into this fight. | ||
| I was talking to Dustin and Tiago. | ||
| I was talking about how your lifetime is not enough to learn MMA. Right. | ||
| Torn everything. | ||
| Yeah, and you're always having to keep up and always having to train. | ||
| It's exhausting. | ||
| It's exhausting. | ||
| You know, I saw your boy, the guy who needs that guy in the head, the giant pro bowler black guy. | ||
| Oh, you saw Greg Hardy? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did you punch him in the face? | ||
| No, he's a giant. | ||
| And I remember we had kind of bad-mouthed him. | ||
| Like, I don't know anything about him, so I didn't want to be... | ||
| But I was like, you were saying stuff, and I was like, yeah! | ||
| And I saw him. | ||
| You did not go bad on me in front of Greg Hardy. | ||
| No, I would have, though, because I'm a coward. | ||
| You piece of shit. | ||
| No, I didn't know. | ||
| I saw him. | ||
| And I knew that we'd gotten kind of bad on him on the podcast. | ||
| I go hard in the paint. | ||
| And so I saw him, and I was at American Top Team, and I was like, and I said to Jimmy Burke, Jimmy Burke was from there, I go, Jimmy, Jimmy, I go, that guy, I think I bad-mouthed him, or I was at least didn't, I was kind of like, yeah. | ||
| And I go, he's so giant, I go, I gotta take a shower, but I just gotta sneak over, because when I went in there, a bunch of guys were like, hey, because they all listened to the podcast, I was like a celebrity, and I thought he was there, and I was just, I legitimately was a little worried. | ||
| No, but I just... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I would have flown down there and choked him out in 30 seconds. | ||
| As I'm dying, Brandon's going to get you for this. | ||
| He is impossibly large. | ||
| Played for the Dallas Cowboys. | ||
| Yeah, you've got to be big to play for the Dallas Cowboys. | ||
| Phenomenal athlete. | ||
| Phenomenal athlete. | ||
| Just hits women, so I can't fuck with it. | ||
| That's kind of my thing. | ||
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Allegedly. | |
| Allegedly. | ||
| Well, no, he did get convicted of it. | ||
| But maybe he's re... | ||
| Maybe he found Jesus. | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| O.J. Simpson got acquitted. | ||
| So let's settle the fuck down on convicted and acquitted. | ||
| But he did charge guilty in civil court. | ||
| Yeah, civil. | ||
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The gloves does not fit, you must acquit. | |
| O.J. Simpson's a bad defense. | ||
| I know nothing. | ||
| I know, but I'm saying that's the reason why you're looking at it that way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He might be a great guy. | ||
| Maybe he might get along. | ||
| Might start a podcast together. | ||
|
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I don't know. | |
| He seemed like he was very well liked because the guys around him were just all terrified. | ||
| I put out a text. | ||
| Should I have OG on my podcast? | ||
| Yay or nah? | ||
| I said hell yeah. | ||
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You should. | |
| Why wouldn't you? | ||
| I can't. | ||
|
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I can't. | |
| He's not going to open up about me. | ||
| He's not going to open up. | ||
| He did in that one interview where he was like, hypothetically, this is what I did. | ||
| He wrote a book, If I Did It. | ||
| You could talk to him about what life is like now. | ||
| You should do one of those interviews. | ||
| Can we do like, If I Did It Part 2? | ||
| Is Ye going to do your podcast? | ||
| Yeah, these are all lies. | ||
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These are all lies. | |
| Just want to let the audience know that this is not real and just let them go off. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| I'm hip as fuck. | ||
| That's so silly. | ||
| 52, but hip. | ||
| Do you guys ever see when O.J. did a music video after he got acquitted? | ||
| He was doing rap. | ||
| That's why we're friends, dude. | ||
| Have you seen it? | ||
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It's amazing. | |
| He's hanging out with all these hot girls. | ||
| He's dancing. | ||
| Yeah, Jamie, pull up the O.J. Simpson music video. | ||
| Pull that shit up, Jamie. | ||
| I've never heard of it. | ||
| It's going to make my night. | ||
| Guys, get juiced. | ||
| And he's fucking one of them. | ||
| Can we play it or are we going to get pulled? | ||
| One of them was his girlfriend in the video. | ||
| How crazy is it that he beats that rap and then he gets thrown in jail for some stupid shit? | ||
| The stupidest of stupid shit. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| We can't listen to it, but watch this. | ||
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Get juiced. | |
| Look at him. | ||
| He's got a crown on. | ||
| Just think about it. | ||
| He cut his fucking ex-wife's head off. | ||
| He went to Miami and got weird. | ||
| With a kitchen knife. | ||
| And look at him in there dancing. | ||
| That's him? | ||
| And this is right when he gets out, too. | ||
| They all got titties out. | ||
| Get juiced. | ||
| It's uncensored. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| A porn channel. | ||
| Uncensored video. | ||
| Look, OJ Simpson wearing a wig, dressing up like Elvis after he's murdering people. | ||
| This is like two years after he got acquitted. | ||
| Just think about that. | ||
| He murdered two people less than ten years before he made this video, and he's dancing around with these hoes. | ||
| That is bizarre. | ||
| Dude, they said when he got to Miami, they said he fucked all the girls. | ||
| Girls lined up to fuck OJ Simpson. | ||
| After he got acquitted? | ||
| After. | ||
| How creepy is that? | ||
| Chicks want to fuck Ted Bundy. | ||
| They want to fuck murderers, man. | ||
| Richard Ramirez is banging bitches. | ||
| Let's talk about that. | ||
| What do you think that is? | ||
| I have an idea. | ||
| It's not all girls. | ||
| It's a small percentage of girls. | ||
| You'd be surprised. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| I think that it's probably primordial. | ||
| I think it goes back to the alpha male who kills and rules ruthlessly. | ||
| And I think that there seems to be... | ||
| There's probably a feeling of safety if you can... | ||
| Align with the biggest, baddest male. | ||
| Yeah, but he's killing women. | ||
| But then powerlifters would have all the changes. | ||
| So I think that is also the idea that if I can tame him, that there's a challenge to that. | ||
| I know I have been with many women. | ||
| Who are drawn to badass criminal killers. | ||
| So why are they with you? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That's exactly what I was going to say! | ||
| Because I train a top team. | ||
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Because I train a top team. | |
| Jump to the gun. | ||
| I know. | ||
| My wife thought Tony Soprano was sexy as fuck, even though he had belly and everything else. | ||
| Because he was choking everybody with a wire. | ||
| And same thing when you watch Narcos with Pablo Escobar, even dudes are rooting for him. | ||
| He's a fucking murderer. | ||
| There's something about- Like Tony Montana, for instance. | ||
| You were rooting for him. | ||
| When he died at the end, every time you watch Scarface at the end, you're like, what are you doing? | ||
| Get the fuck out of the house! | ||
| Dude, you're the mouse king. | ||
| You're giving us all that. | ||
| You're the mouse king today. | ||
| I'm really scutting us up, dude. | ||
| Don't give me no more of that shit. | ||
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You good? | |
| I don't trust anyone. | ||
| He's just fucking cheese quarter to that. | ||
| Don't chew in front of the mic. | ||
| The whole key to making people happy as well as doing a good show is don't chew on the mic. | ||
| You're correct. | ||
| You're doing it right now. | ||
| This fight can't get over soon enough. | ||
| Oh, how dare you? | ||
| This is a good scrap. | ||
| You know, it's a great fight. | ||
| I remember when Courtney Casey and Felice Herrig, they literally, one of the things we were talking about during the commentary was, like, they never moved from the same spot. | ||
| They literally stayed in the same spot. | ||
| Like, Courtney stayed in one spot, Felice stayed in the same spot. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| No, no, it was weird. | ||
| They were just standing in front of each other, and Felice spit blood on her. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Really? | ||
|
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Really? | |
| Dude, your boy Head and Brow got dealt with. | ||
| I heard. | ||
| Luke Sanders is a bad motherfucker. | ||
| He caved him? | ||
| RFA champ, yeah. | ||
|
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Really? | |
| White guy? | ||
| White guy. | ||
| Early dreads. | ||
| Nashville. | ||
| Born and raised. | ||
| He's a beast. | ||
| Cool hand Luke's no motherfucker. | ||
| I mean, he's no one to fuck with. | ||
| I felt bad for Head and Brow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, he's had too much. | ||
|
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He used to be so good. | |
| TJ ruined him. | ||
|
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Are we going to see TJ Cejudo at 35? | |
| I would like to see it again at 25. TJ wants it at 25. That fight was stopped too soon. | ||
| I think UFC wants it at 35. Well, it would be good for Cejudo. | ||
| It would be good for TJ if it's at 25. I really believe that. | ||
| I think he'd be better at 35. 35 would be better for Cejudo because it would give him the chance to be champ champ. | ||
| What do you do with the flyweight division? | ||
| There's no one there. | ||
| Well, you could have one more big fight. | ||
| There's a few guys. | ||
|
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I want to see 35. Yeah, so what's the plan with 25? | |
| They're about to cut it? | ||
| Yeah, Benavidez. | ||
| They're about to cut it? | ||
| They're thinking about it. | ||
| Oh, they haven't made the final decision? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Look, Dana can do whatever the fuck he wants. | ||
| He could have CM Punk fight at 125. He could have CM Punk cut one of his feet off. | ||
| They could and then fight there. | ||
| They should have, if they do keep 125, have Joey Benavidez fight Henry Cejudo for a championship. | ||
|
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Who's next for Cyborg? | ||
| Very close fight. | ||
| Who's next for Cyborg? | ||
| Cyborg who? | ||
| The female? | ||
| Female. | ||
| Hey, who won that fight? | ||
| Cejudo or Benavidez? | ||
| Cejudo by split decision. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Cejudo only lost one fight. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Just TJ. Yeah. | ||
| But that was a close fight. | ||
| What was that? | ||
| Cejudo lost to DJ. Yes. | ||
| I thought you said TJ. No, DJ. I might have said TJ. I meant DJ. If I did. | ||
| What did you say about Cyborg? | ||
| What's next for her? | ||
| Amanda Nunes put her on another planet. | ||
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Amanda Nunes says she'll fight Holly Holm, and then she's out. | |
| Why not? | ||
| She's gonna retire? | ||
| Yeah, she's done. | ||
| She's done! | ||
| I'm with her, too. | ||
| I love Amanda Nunes. | ||
| What else is there to do? | ||
| Yeah, she's just gonna... | ||
| She's like, what am I gonna do? | ||
| Stick around and do what? | ||
| Naked with a... | ||
| Make money? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| She has money. | ||
| She's gonna be sucking tits. | ||
| She's gonna be naked with a pink fur coat on. | ||
| Sucking titties. | ||
| Yeah, all that. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I don't think she's made enough money to be talking about retiring. | ||
| She's made millions of dollars. | ||
| Millions? | ||
| Millions. | ||
| She's made millions. | ||
| She made a lot of money for that cyborg. | ||
| She made a lot of money for that cyborg. | ||
| That's not enough money, though. | ||
| What about all those boxers? | ||
| Is there any chance they're going to rematch? | ||
| All those guys, they all come back, they retire, and then they think, and then they get used to that money. | ||
| They get used to, like, oh my god, I have three million. | ||
| Then in two years, they go, oh my god, I only have two million. | ||
| Chris Cyborg explains why she's at WWE Performance Center. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| She's going to go to WWE and challenge Ronda Rousey. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| Can you imagine if her and Ronda Rousey have a goddamn WWE-type match? | ||
| Yeah, I would love that. | ||
| Yeah, I can. | ||
| That's probably how that ends. | ||
| You think that's how it ends? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| This fight's over. | ||
| We didn't watch 30 seconds of it. | ||
| Oh, dude, it was a good one, though. | ||
| Based on the look on... | ||
| I like to throw those comments at me. | ||
| The best. | ||
| It's my favorite. | ||
| What's this movie, you guys? | ||
| Guys, this is my neck. | ||
| It's a video game, B. Welcome to 2019. Does my neck look jacked? | ||
| I would do that iron neck. | ||
| Is it stiff? | ||
| I like when Brennan goes, when you're talking about duty, I think I have extra meat on my neck, and Brennan kind of, there's a pause, and Brennan goes, do you really need a thicker neck? | ||
| I do. | ||
| I got real problems. | ||
| I always think about that guy who choked out that mountain lion. | ||
| I always think of that mountain lion. | ||
| 85 pounds, you son of a bitch. | ||
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| I know everything about this case. | ||
| Listen to me, motherfucker. | ||
| I know everything about this case. | ||
| Listen to me, motherfucker. | ||
| The cat was half eaten by another cat. | ||
| By the time the rangers got to him. | ||
| So they don't know how heavy it was. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| They know exactly how big it is. | ||
| They know exactly how big it is. | ||
| They know the frame of the cat. | ||
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How do we know? | |
| It was a juvenile cat. | ||
| It was 85 pounds. | ||
| 85 is huge. | ||
| Yes, big cat. | ||
| That's a police dog. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| It's big for a police dog. | ||
| It's not big for a cat. | ||
| It's a juvenile cat. | ||
| I know everything about this case. | ||
| I want to get that guy. | ||
| Whoever you are, gentlemen, sir, find this man's name. | ||
| I want to get you in here. | ||
| I'll pay your medical bills. | ||
| Travis Kaufman. | ||
| Yes, I do. | ||
| Travis Kaufman, you bad motherfucker. | ||
| I'll pay your medical bills. | ||
| Wait, I want to know how he did it. | ||
| Tell me everything. | ||
| Stopped on his nut. | ||
| It bit him from behind. | ||
| He sensed something was there. | ||
| It jumped him from behind. | ||
| He got a wild scramble. | ||
| It bit his face. | ||
| He's got this giant gash on his face. | ||
| It was a wrestling match, and he got his fucking foot on this thing's neck. | ||
| Let me see the pictures, Jimmy. | ||
| He hit it with a stick, too. | ||
| I have skeptical hippo eyes. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| He killed this fucking cat with his goddamn bare hands. | ||
| And there was a stick right there on the side. | ||
| And weighed 35. It's in the woods, bro. | ||
| There's sticks in the woods. | ||
| Excuse me, sir. | ||
| Eddie's like, the world's not round, but sticks aren't fake. | ||
| Sir, sir. | ||
| Sticks aren't real. | ||
| Sir, according to Colorado Parks and Wildlife, weighed 35 to 40 pounds. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| So fuck that cat. | ||
| It was when it was dead. | ||
| That's a cat. | ||
| He was a baby. | ||
| He killed a baby cat. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| Find another one that said it would be 85 pounds. | ||
| I never saw that. | ||
| Yeah, there was one today. | ||
| I saw it today. | ||
| Stop reading fake news, bro. | ||
| Find another one. | ||
| Stop reading fake news. | ||
| I'm a catologist, and I can tell you right now. | ||
| What is a catologist? | ||
| I'm an expert on cats. | ||
| Find another one. | ||
| Google man gets attacked. | ||
| Oh, he has a scratch on his face. | ||
| A starving baby mama. | ||
| Let me do that. | ||
| A starving baby. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Fuck that guy! | ||
| This is fake news. | ||
| This is fake news. | ||
| He killed a baby. | ||
| Starving baby. | ||
| This fucking guy killed it. | ||
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He killed a fucking kitten, man. | |
| I was listening to Steve Rinello's podcast today and he said it was 85 pounds as well. | ||
| Steve doesn't know. | ||
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Steve got that info. | |
| What do they call those fish stories? | ||
| What do they call them? | ||
| Fish stories. | ||
| Fish stories. | ||
| That's what they call them. | ||
| That's a fish story. | ||
| That thing was sleeping in a den and he stomped its face. | ||
| You son of a bitch. | ||
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He murdered that mountain. | |
| He murdered that mountain. | ||
| You should get arrested for that shit. | ||
| In fact, the thing had already been eaten by another one. | ||
|
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We were just fucking with you, and it turns out there's some real legit shit. | |
| We were just fucking with you. | ||
| I just typed in 85 pounds to see what comes up. | ||
| There's three articles. | ||
| One says 40, one says 85, one says 50, one says 110 to 180 pounds. | ||
| Well, that one's bullshit. | ||
| Whoever wrote that article needs a killing of balls. | ||
| This man's a murderer. | ||
| You're not going to kill a 180-pound cat. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| But you might kill an 80-pound cat. | ||
| And for sure a 40-pound cat. | ||
|
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For sure. | |
| He came across that. | ||
| You can't kill a 40-pound cat. | ||
|
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You're a pussy. | |
| Bro, the thing was already eaten, and he took the nails, and he scratched his own face. | ||
|
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Did you see? | |
| Hey, listen, listen. | ||
| Hey, you don't know that. | ||
| Find the one that says 85 pounds and put it up on the screen. | ||
| Hey, Joe, he doesn't know what he's talking about. | ||
| Did you see his face? | ||
| He got a little scratch. | ||
| He got a couple scratches. | ||
| Well, that was a month ago, bro. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Dude, that's just like the Empire guy. | ||
| No! | ||
| Yeah, dude, thank you. | ||
| The Empire guy! | ||
| He's Jesse Smollett. | ||
| Yes, he's the Empire guy. | ||
| Okay, let's ask this question. | ||
| How does the Empire guy recover? | ||
| He can't. | ||
| He's done working in Hollywood. | ||
| He's done, dude. | ||
| He's done. | ||
| How do you recover? | ||
| He'll probably do something on Logo TV. First of all, he's going to get prosecuted. | ||
| The black community is ridiculing him now, and he's done. | ||
| Because he's a liar. | ||
| And he asked for all that support, too. | ||
| The director of Empire, when I was like, I can't believe someone did this. | ||
| Dude, he goes like this. | ||
| He goes, I fought back. | ||
| His sister's hot. | ||
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Yeah, I fought back. | |
| I fought back. | ||
| Dude, did you see his interview with Robin from fucking Good Morning America? | ||
| No. | ||
| He's like, and the people that think I'm making this up. | ||
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What? | |
| Why would I make this up? | ||
| Like full-blown performance. | ||
| Wow, what a scumbag. | ||
| It's called a bad guy. | ||
| I can't find one. | ||
| What? | ||
| I know! | ||
| It's a 20-pound cat. | ||
| It's a 10-pound mountain lion. | ||
| It's a fucking house cat. | ||
| Jamie, how dare you. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Even if it was a kitten, it's still a mountain lion. | ||
| At least he killed a mountain lion. | ||
| Trivia question. | ||
| What did Paul Felder major in in college? | ||
| Theater. | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| There's a hilarious picture. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| John Anik was doing research today, or yesterday, and he put up on his Instagram one of the pics of Paul Felder from his theater days. | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
| Oh, I gotta see it. | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
| He looks like a geisha. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
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Oh, wow! | |
| What? | ||
| He looks like he'll suck your dick. | ||
| What? | ||
| He looks like David Bowie. | ||
| A complete badass. | ||
| No, he looks like Stephen King in drag. | ||
|
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Look at him. | |
| I'm not prepared to make fun of him because he's such a badass. | ||
| He looks very similar to Stephen King. | ||
| What? | ||
| To me, he looks like Stephen King's son. | ||
| A young Stephen King? | ||
| I don't see that. | ||
| A young Stephen King? | ||
| I don't see that. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Oh my god, he's spot on. | ||
| That's fucking amazing. | ||
| Jamie, what's going on with that screen? | ||
| Why does it keep blinking in and out? | ||
| Still fucking up? | ||
| No, it's just... | ||
| What a great picture. | ||
| I'm trying to think of who he looks like. | ||
| Felder is as bad as everybody else is. | ||
| Hey, I love John Anik. | ||
| How about John Anik goes, please don't elbow me in the face for sharing this. | ||
| Maybe that's a Halloween pic. | ||
| You don't know. | ||
| No. | ||
| Maybe that's Halloween. | ||
| He was in a play. | ||
| He was playing... | ||
| I dressed up as a chick for Halloween a couple times. | ||
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There he is now. | |
| There he is all handsome. | ||
| Fucking rugged. | ||
| He's a man, bro. | ||
| Man. | ||
| Manly man. | ||
| He's a man. | ||
| Felder? | ||
| I think Felder, I mean, he can beat anybody in the world at the right time. | ||
| I mean, I don't think anybody, he's not a kick walk for anyone. | ||
| He's definitely a tough dude. | ||
| Tough as shit. | ||
| I mean, he went the full three rounds with Barboza and took some ferocious shots. | ||
| He's an amazing commentator, too. | ||
| Yeah, very, very good. | ||
| I really enjoyed doing commentary with him. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Who's that? | ||
| Danny Castillo. | ||
| Dude, we've ate six wheels of cheese. | ||
|
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Oh, shit. | |
| Have we? | ||
| Really? | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Quick correction on something you guys were just talking about. | ||
| 85-pound mountain lion? | ||
| No, Suhudo also lost to Beneficio. | ||
| Oh, Benavidez. | ||
| Good decision, so he already beat him. | ||
| I thought he lost. | ||
| Shout out to Joey Benavidez. | ||
| Shout out to Joey Benavidez. | ||
| Jamie correcting us. | ||
| By the way, Joey Benavidez, one of the nicest guys on the planet. | ||
| He's a great guy. | ||
| The nicest. | ||
|
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One of the nicest guys. | |
| And his wife, Megan, Olivia, amazing. | ||
| Also, the two of them together. | ||
| I root for them with everything they do. | ||
| Every time I see them, I go, have kids. | ||
| You two need to have kids right now. | ||
| They're amazing. | ||
| They're amazing people. | ||
| You need to have four foot eleven babies. | ||
| Oh, how dare you. | ||
| You son of a bitch. | ||
| Athletic with apple bottoms. | ||
| They're going to be in a circus. | ||
| You son of a bitch. | ||
| Very adorable small people. | ||
| There's no circus by the time those kids get older. | ||
| Are there still circuses? | ||
| Yeah, in fucking weird places. | ||
| Like, you know, weird fucking middle of the country. | ||
| Azerbaijan and stuff? | ||
| No, I'm talking about America. | ||
| The Ringling shit's done, because you can't have elephants anymore. | ||
| I'm out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You want to talk about tough people? | ||
| Like, Azerbaijan, there are a lot of fighters there that are waiting to get visas. | ||
| Just like with Dagestan, there's all... | ||
| MMA and wrestling in Azerbaijan is their national sport. | ||
| Well, there's that one. | ||
| My buddy's there now. | ||
| He's working there. | ||
| And he said his son is in a wrestling club. | ||
| There's a wrestling club everywhere. | ||
| And he said, all these kids from, literally from 8 to 16 years old, they're all wrestling. | ||
| Guy comes out with mouthpieces and boxing gloves, no headgear. | ||
| And all the kids are like, yeah, they start cheering. | ||
| Put on their gloves, put in the mouthpieces, and start banging. | ||
| Well, they need nuclear physicists so they can compete with us in the global world war. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Azerbaijan is the next country to look for. | ||
| The thing is, that shit, that's great if you want cage fighters. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oppenheimer flipped the switch on all that shit. | ||
| This is very true. | ||
| This is very true. | ||
| If you want to really run the world, you can't do it Mongol-style anymore. | ||
| Who wants to wear masculine powers? | ||
| Oh, that's Mitzi Short, man. | ||
|
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Oh, shit. | |
| That's Mitzi Short. | ||
| That's the queen. | ||
| Who painted that? | ||
| Taylor Boss. | ||
| Fuck, it's good. | ||
| Yeah, he did a great job, man. | ||
|
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Look at her eyes. | |
| He painted for me, and I looked at it, and the first time, when I saw it in the flash, I was like, that needs to be in the fucking studio. | ||
| Fuck, it's good. | ||
| Looking over us. | ||
| He does a great... | ||
| Look at her eyes. | ||
| That's a good artist right there. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| Taylor's amazing. | ||
|
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That's a very hard thing to do. | |
| He did the Hendrix out in the hallway, too. | ||
| Yeah, he's painted expression in her eyes. | ||
| That's really hard to do. | ||
| Do you think I have a Hendrix problem? | ||
| How many fucking Hendrix paintings? | ||
| You love Hendrix, huh? | ||
| The reason why this show is called The Joe Rogan Experience is Hendrix. | ||
| Jimi Hendrix Experience. | ||
| I probably listen to Hendrix more than I'm listening to any human being on the planet Earth. | ||
| You love him. | ||
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Love him. | |
| I feel that way I picked up a guitar. | ||
| I feel that way about Zeppelin. | ||
| I was about to say, Zeppelin to me is my number one. | ||
| No, for me, he's saying for me, but I think I've listened to Hendrix more, you know? | ||
| It's just like, he was so pure. | ||
| He was so free. | ||
| What did he die from? | ||
| Died at 27? | ||
| From drugs. | ||
| No one knows what happened. | ||
| Them drugs, bro. | ||
| There was a story that... | ||
| The official story is drugs. | ||
| Yeah, the official story is... | ||
| Eddie Hibby, what is it? | ||
| This is where Joe turns into a conspiracy theory. | ||
| Eddie Hibby. | ||
| There's a conspiracy theory. | ||
| His manager, though, there was a shady situation. | ||
| Yeah, his manager was a gangster, and there was a guy who was one of the henchmen for his manager that said the manager killed him because Hendrick was leaving him. | ||
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Oh, fuck. | |
| The one thing that supports that is that it was weird that he died choking on his own vomit, and he didn't have heroin in his system. | ||
| There's some weirdness to it, but then the other part of it is that the girlfriend, Hendrick's girlfriend, was... | ||
| Allegedly committed suicide by jumping off a roof, but the henchman says they threw her off a roof. | ||
|
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White chick? | |
| Yeah, white chick. | ||
| That was the other thing that's disappointing about Hendrix. | ||
| You hear that Hendrix used to beat his girlfriend, but that might have been... | ||
| Smear campaign. | ||
| That's like Richard Pryor, too. | ||
| We talk about how he hit his wife and shit. | ||
| Well, Richard Pryor also did a lot of coke and fucked everyone. | ||
| Richard Pryor... | ||
| There's also rumors he sucked dick. | ||
| Not rumors. | ||
| No, his ex-wife confirmed it. | ||
| Like, he fucked Marlon Brando. | ||
|
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Who? | |
| I don't believe it. | ||
|
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Richard Pryor? | |
| I don't believe it. | ||
| No, shut the fuck up, you don't believe it. | ||
| Have you seen it, B? Back in the day, man. | ||
| Back in the day, apparently. | ||
| His wife came out with a whole thing on it. | ||
| In the 60s and 70s. | ||
|
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She was smearing him. | |
| No, no, no. | ||
|
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No, no, no. | |
| She was saying, hey, it was okay back then. | ||
| Marlon Brando? | ||
| Dude, Marlon Brando sucked the meanest dick in Hollywood. | ||
| He fucked everybody. | ||
| But the story is that back then. | ||
| Push your shit in. | ||
| I've never done coke, but when you do coke and you're in the 60s and 70s, apparently, those guys are just fucking whatever was in front of them. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| They were gay, bro. | ||
| Mick Jagger and David Bowie did that shit. | ||
| Yeah, well, she was saying, Pryor's wife was saying, her exact quote, I think, was, you'll fuck a radiator if you get enough coke in front of you. | ||
| That's her trying to deal with that. | ||
| You guys want to do some coke? | ||
| No. | ||
| What? | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Maybe... | ||
| No. | ||
| Maybe David Bowie, maybe Mick Jagger is real. | ||
| Maybe David Bowie? | ||
| Didn't they get their stomach pumped or something like that? | ||
| No, that was Rod Stewart. | ||
| But that was like that Richard Gere gerbil myth. | ||
| Dude, Keith Urban to jack off with his feet. | ||
| It might be real, but we talked about... | ||
| Do you think the Richard Gere gerbil thing was real? | ||
| But you know what the thing about the Richard Gere thing is? | ||
| No, no, no, but the Richard Gere gerbil thing apparently came right after he left Scientology. | ||
| That's the real... | ||
| He was in Scientology? | ||
|
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Yes. | |
| Okay, that's a smear campaign. | ||
| They found some lettuce in his underwear as well. | ||
| But it's such a good smear campaign. | ||
|
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When I first met... | |
| I just don't like lettuce. | ||
| When I first met Eddie, Eddie and I talked about this because he grew up in LA, I grew up in Boston. | ||
| We both heard the Richard Gere story at the same time. | ||
| With no internet! | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| His motherfuckers spread across the country. | ||
| They were good at it. | ||
| He just had a baby and he's 85,000 years old. | ||
| Dude, still doing it. | ||
| By the way, Jamie, bring up young Richard Gere. | ||
| Look at how sexy he is with his shirt off. | ||
| Hey, how about Officer and a Gentleman? | ||
| I got nowhere else to go! | ||
| I love that movie, dude. | ||
| I got nowhere else to go! | ||
| I love that movie, and I love that scene. | ||
| Oh, it was amazing. | ||
| Dude, how good is Louis Gossett Jr.? | ||
| Oh, what happened? | ||
| Goddamn, he was good. | ||
| He won an Oscar for that, or was nominated. | ||
| He was incredible. | ||
| If he didn't win, the world's fucking terrible. | ||
| He's a great actor. | ||
| Did you ever watch him in Unfaithful? | ||
| And you watch it with a chick, like, cheating on her? | ||
| It was so awkward. | ||
| You can't do that on stage. | ||
| Hey, man, what are you, drunk, bro? | ||
| No, that's an old movie. | ||
| That's an old movie. | ||
| That's a great movie. | ||
| That's like a 10-year-old movie. | ||
| It's a great movie. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| Dude, he was the shit when he was younger, man. | ||
| Yeah, but he didn't have any kids until his lows were fucking like 380 days right in New York Strip. | ||
| Right there. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| He steals your girl all day long. | ||
| He's all right. | ||
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What? | |
| What? | ||
| Listen, I beat that guy to death in front of his mom. | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
| He's vulnerable, he cries, and your girl's like... | ||
| Dude, a young Clint Eastwood beats that. | ||
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Nah! | |
| Listen, I was a handsome boy when I was young. | ||
| You were cute too, but gear... | ||
| How about that picture of you and I in the 90s going to fucking... | ||
| I know. | ||
| You had some swag. | ||
| You dressed like shit. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| No, I was just ridiculous. | ||
| No, your shit was cool, that biker jacket. | ||
| He tucked his sweaters in. | ||
| We were both a disaster. | ||
| I never tucked my sweaters in. | ||
| Well, we may as well. | ||
| That guy tucked his sweaters in. | ||
| He's a... | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| James, Vic. | ||
| Can we watch two fights tonight? | ||
| Can we do that? | ||
| We're going to watch this. | ||
| It's a good fight. | ||
| We're going to watch this. | ||
| We're definitely going to watch the main event. | ||
| Felder's such a competitor, man. | ||
| Well, they're all competitors, yeah. | ||
| Well, they're competing for a living, Brian. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
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No, but he's just... | |
| Look how big Vic is. | ||
| He's so long. | ||
| But you've got to think he cuts the shit out of weight. | ||
| He is a giant. | ||
| How much weight does he cut? | ||
| He's like Struve. | ||
| Is that Stefan Struve? | ||
| This is 55, right? | ||
| Dude, great reference. | ||
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This is not 55. Yes, it is. | |
| This is 55. No fucking way. | ||
| Yes, it's 55. That guy was 85. Vic's 63. Vic's 63 and 55. Holy shit. | ||
| That's a big advantage. | ||
| But he also cuts so much weight when he gets hit. | ||
| Felder and I were in the fucking locker room last time we were working together and we were getting changed, getting ready for UFC. I go, dude, what the fuck do you weigh? | ||
| And he goes, 190. I go, bitch, you're 200 pounds. | ||
| And we're laughing about it. | ||
| They always lie about their weight, man. | ||
| Yeah, and he goes, what about you? | ||
| And I go, bitch, I'm on TRT. I'm 50 years old. | ||
| I'm on TRT. | ||
| I'm on all the juice. | ||
| I need to get on that stuff. | ||
| You should. | ||
| I've been telling you for about eight years. | ||
| I don't know if Brian has so much energy. | ||
| I do. | ||
| I know. | ||
| You look good. | ||
| You look good. | ||
| My cock could cut a diamond. | ||
| I mean, I'd just inject it in your little skinny neck. | ||
| My dong could cut a diamond. | ||
| You should shoot it right into the tip of your hawk. | ||
| I don't have to. | ||
| My cock is... | ||
| A cat would blunt its claws on my friend. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Ooh, Felder just connected with the left. | ||
| Struve still fighting? | ||
| Well, sort of. | ||
| He might be. | ||
| Remember he had that heart issue, then he lost his last fight. | ||
| No, but he's still fighting, though. | ||
| I don't think he's officially retired. | ||
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He's not in the top 15. I think he might have retired. | |
| I don't know why he doesn't use his jab more. | ||
| Struve? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, good. | ||
| He's seven foot tall. | ||
| And the nicest guy on the planet. | ||
| His heart's the size of an elephant. | ||
| I always feel so awkward. | ||
| It's a problem. | ||
| When I interview him, I feel so awkward. | ||
| I'm like, well, Dad, what zoo are we going to? | ||
| Or, or, whatever. | ||
| Dude, I went and got coffee with him. | ||
| Like, get your dick out of my face. | ||
| He's just so tall. | ||
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That's you. | |
| That's me, dude. | ||
| Do you remember when we, I met him, we were all hanging out because you guys had the same manager. | ||
| Lex, yeah. | ||
| And we were hanging out and he's sitting down and he's as tall as I am standing and I, and I said to Brendan, I go, I go, dude, what would you do if you had to fight him? | ||
| And Brendan was still fighting and you know him. | ||
| Dude, don't do that to him because Brendan goes, oh, I'd knock him the fuck out. | ||
| That's what I do. | ||
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You took it, you took it, We were supposed to fight like twice. | |
| Look at this fight right here. | ||
| Let's watch this fight. | ||
| Yeah, let's watch two fights tonight. | ||
| Paul Felder. | ||
| Double jab! | ||
| Double jab! | ||
|
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What? | |
| I don't know. | ||
| Brian, do you ever think about doing actual commentary? | ||
| Because I know you played me in a movie. | ||
| But would you be willing to do actual commentary? | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| You played Joe Rogan in a movie? | ||
| I had an offer. | ||
| I had an offer and I said I don't know enough about fighting to actually do it. | ||
| I think M1 should pick you up or Ryzen, B. You'd be sick. | ||
| I won't do it. | ||
| Who's doing 1FC for English? | ||
| Remember they had Dennis Miller do NFL commentary? | ||
| You didn't know that was the issue. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| That was the issue when I started working for the UFC. I was concerned. | ||
| I was legitimately concerned because this was before UFC 37 and a half when I started working for the UFC. Dennis Miller was doing Monday Night Football and I was like, I don't want to fuck this up. | ||
| So I decided, I made a conscious effort. | ||
| I'm not even going to remotely try to be funny. | ||
| No. | ||
| You're funny, naturally. | ||
| You shouldn't have to write stuff. | ||
| Well, first of all, it meant a lot to me. | ||
| Martial arts means a lot to me. | ||
| Well, you're a martial artist. | ||
| Dan Smiller never played football. | ||
|
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Exactly. | |
| So he couldn't relate to it. | ||
| Maybe he played a junior All-American. | ||
| Doesn't count. | ||
|
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This is just like when George Washington was coming across to Delaware. | |
| Dude, it was awful. | ||
| He was horrible. | ||
| He was terrible. | ||
| I feel bad for him, because he wasn't set up for success in that. | ||
| That's not a good platform. | ||
| Well, he was trying to throw those jokes around. | ||
| Like, he had them written out. | ||
| Like, he was going to, like, spite. | ||
| I think they probably brought him in to do that, though. | ||
| And think about it. | ||
| For his jokes, they had to okay all of his shit. | ||
| So thinking about pre-write that, it was a nightmare. | ||
| You really think so? | ||
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100%. | |
| That is one of the craziest things about the UFC is that they don't tell me what to do. | ||
| You've never said anything outrageous, though. | ||
|
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I've said a lot of it. | |
| On here you've said some shit. | ||
| Really ridiculous things. | ||
| Yeah, but you're also the best at what you do. | ||
| But the fact that they have this billion dollar, multi-billion dollar organization that let me talk is fucking insane. | ||
| They don't even drug test me. | ||
| You're the best at it. | ||
| They never fought MMA. Doesn't make any sense. | ||
| Joe Buck never played baseball and he's one of the best in... | ||
| Howard Cosell was a boxer. | ||
| Does he play by player or color? | ||
| Different. | ||
| Play-by-play guy doesn't have to be a professional ball player or ex-ball player. | ||
| The color guy generally has to be... | ||
| What I'm saying is Joe's so goddamn good, they said, fuck it. | ||
| We don't care about that shit. | ||
| Well, the thing is, I wasn't good when I first started. | ||
| You look great right from day one. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Felder just tagged him! | ||
| It's over. | ||
| Oh, he tagged him! | ||
| Felder is a beast. | ||
| Well, Vic's trying to hold on. | ||
| He's so nasty! | ||
| Guys, I feel sick for so much cheese. | ||
| I know, I ate too much cheese. | ||
| I have my cholesterol just shot up to 3,000. | ||
| I don't think it works like that. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| No? | ||
| It doesn't? | ||
| No. | ||
| It doesn't have any effect on blood lipids. | ||
| Your psoriasis is going to break free. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dietary cholesterol has almost zero effect on blood lipids. | ||
| Mostly it's genetic. | ||
| There's a lot of different various issues. | ||
| But people that have certain genes really shouldn't fuck with a lot of high cholesterol foods. | ||
| But for the most part, dietary cholesterol has been scientifically proven to have almost zero effect on blood lipids. | ||
| I think I might have naturally high cholesterol, so I have to Well, some people do. | ||
| So I shouldn't eat cheese? | ||
| Well, the thing is about, what is it, LDL or HDL? And if they're balanced out together, the real thing is like checking for artery plaque. | ||
| Yeah, like checking to see if you're okay. | ||
| Can you do that with a sonic? | ||
| No, you need to go to a real doctor, motherfucker. | ||
| No, no, no, I'm saying can you do that with a... | ||
| Can I do it? | ||
| I can't do it for you. | ||
| Can you check my arterial branch? | ||
| I can check your aura. | ||
| Check my aura. | ||
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What's the last time you saw a doctor, B, for your psoriasis? | |
| What's the last time you had a finger in your butt? | ||
| About two years ago. | ||
| Dude, I had a doctor go three fingers deep. | ||
| Fingers are the size of Bratwurst. | ||
| Damn, should I do that? | ||
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Did he growl? | |
| I've never done that. | ||
| Did he growl when he got all three in it? | ||
| Do you get a colonoscopy? | ||
| When he gets all three of them. | ||
| I'm 50. When you're 50, you gotta get a colonoscopy. | ||
| When the doctor gets all three and he goes... | ||
| You get a colonoscopy? | ||
| Did you get a colonoscopy? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Me too. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I was good. | ||
|
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Did you get that? | |
| My butthole looks amazing. | ||
| No, they'll put you out. | ||
| They'll put you out. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
|
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Bam! | |
| I'm so happy. | ||
| Can you request a female? | ||
| I gotta say that I'm so happy that the UFC is on ESPN. I think it's so good for the sport. | ||
| It's so much better than Fox. | ||
| Yeah, it's so good because so many people that are just sports fans just watch the ESPN all day long. | ||
| It's huge. | ||
| How many bars have ESPN on all the time? | ||
| Just on a loop. | ||
| On a loop. | ||
| I'd leave ESPN on. | ||
| If I'm just at home, that's my default ESPN. Yeah, and I don't give a fuck about sports, but I understand it. | ||
| Oh no, it's such a big move for the FC. It's huge. | ||
| Perfect home for them. | ||
| Perfect home. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I'm so happy. | ||
| When I heard it was happening, and then the streaming service, because I spend so much time... | ||
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| James Vick with the clinch. | ||
| He's fine, he's fine, he's fine. | ||
| I spend so much time doing online stuff, I was really happy about that. | ||
| I was like, good, streaming is where the future lies. | ||
| What is Felder's rank? | ||
| He's not ranked. | ||
| He's probably top 25. They don't really rank you until you're top 15, though. | ||
| He's not even in the top 15? | ||
| Well, that was why he didn't get that Khabib fight, and Al Iaquinta did. | ||
| But in retrospect, that was actually really huge. | ||
| Because Al fought a great fight, went five full rounds with Khabib, which Conor couldn't do, and then beat Kevin Lee's ass in his next fight. | ||
| And now he's ranked number four in the world. | ||
| And should be. | ||
| And should be. | ||
| Al Iaquinta, when he's focused, is a fucking gangster. | ||
| He's a beast. | ||
| I don't know what it is. | ||
| Yeah, he's D1. He wrestled at Juco. | ||
| I was talking to Dustin and Tiago. | ||
| Somebody asked him and Mike Brown. | ||
| I think Jimmy said, what's the one discipline that you think is the best thing to have before anything? | ||
| They said wrestling, right? | ||
| Everybody says that. | ||
| You really need to ask that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I would have thought about boxing. | ||
| No, you know. | ||
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What? | |
| You've been around too long. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Wrestling. | ||
| That's why you shouldn't do commentary except in the movie Warrior. | ||
| No, I like to just say wrestling. | ||
| No, I like to just say wrestling. | ||
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I like getting a conversation going... | |
| Wrestling's everything, man. | ||
| It's the ability to dictate where the fight takes place. | ||
| I wrestled in high school, dude. | ||
| That's why I fucking lied your P's and Q's around me. | ||
| Dude, look at all the champions. | ||
| Look at all the champions. | ||
| Hand me that knife, dude. | ||
| Look at Brian Callen. | ||
| I remember when I brought Brian to Carlson Gracie School back when Carlson was still alive, and Carlson had a school in Hollywood off Hawthorne, right when Vitor was making his UFC debut and Brian and I became friends, and he was wrestling with Sergio Cohen, and Sergio got mad at him and headbutted him. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| Because I was taking a lot of those guys down. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Because back then they didn't know how to take that. | ||
| So I was doing shit that never works. | ||
| I remember watching. | ||
| I was rolling and I was a white belt. | ||
| He broke my nose, too. | ||
| I was looking over at Brian and Brian was going hard with Sergio Cohen. | ||
| You're going too hard in the thing? | ||
| And Sergio just went like this. | ||
| Yeah, he took it on top of him and just donked him. | ||
| Because we were going takedowns and I had my elbow in it and he just pulled it out and went boom on my head. | ||
| And knocked you out? | ||
| He broke my nose. | ||
| His nose is bleeding. | ||
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What did you say? | |
| I had to get my septum fixed. | ||
| I was young. | ||
| I didn't care. | ||
| He just kept going. | ||
| He goes, I think that guy broke my nose. | ||
| I saw that shit. | ||
| For two years I was doing this. | ||
| We were like little kids. | ||
| We're like, I can't believe we're here. | ||
| We're a little Bustamante, Carlos Barreto was there. | ||
| Vitor Balfour? | ||
| Yeah, Mario Sperry. | ||
| Did you wrestle with Vitor? | ||
| I tapped him a couple times. | ||
| No, he did not. | ||
| Mario Sperry was teaching the class. | ||
| Mario Sperry was hilarious. | ||
| One of the things Mario Sperry said, he goes, I got so good at my triangle because I get my girl and my guard, and I get her in my guard, and I just tease, and tease, and tease, and tease, and she says, no, I don't want to do it no more. | ||
| I said, fuck you, you stay there. | ||
| Did I ever tell you that story about... | ||
| He's practicing on his girlfriend. | ||
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Hey! | |
| Hey! | ||
| I taught an old girlfriend of mine a triangle, so she gets really into it. | ||
| She's like, oh my gosh, she's a stripper. | ||
| Back when I worked as a DJ at a stripper at a strip club. | ||
| So I showed her a triangle, and she... | ||
| Because I wanted her to do it on her next boyfriend, and then... | ||
| Have him ask her where the hell you learned that from? | ||
| So then it's like I pissed on her, you know what I mean? | ||
| So she was obsessed with triangles. | ||
| She's obsessed with triangles, so I'm trying to watch Howard Stern, right? | ||
| And she's trying to put me in a triangle, and I keep telling her, stop. | ||
| I'm like really into this Howard Stern episode. | ||
| She's trying to put me in a triangle. | ||
| You fucking stop. | ||
| She's laughing. | ||
| She's putting me in a triangle. | ||
| And I said, you gotta stop. | ||
| You gotta fucking stop. | ||
| And I got really pissed. | ||
| I go, you're gonna fucking start crying right now. | ||
| Stop! | ||
| I'm watching this fucking act. | ||
| Stop! | ||
| And she wouldn't. | ||
| She's laughing. | ||
| So she put me in a triangle and I fucking rampaged Ricardo Arona on the bed though. | ||
| I wasn't trying to hurt her. | ||
| So I picked her up and I told her, you're going to start crying. | ||
| She has me in a triangle. | ||
| I picked her up and slammed her on the bed. | ||
| It was a soft bed. | ||
| When I slammed her on the bed, she lets go, bounces off the bed and goes flying and lands on the ground and lands on her wrist and she starts fucking crying. | ||
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You broke my wrist! | |
| You broke my wrist! | ||
| So she runs to the bathroom, and I walk into the bathroom, and she's got the hot water running over her wrist, and she's crying. | ||
| She's not used to it. | ||
| I said, get dressed. | ||
| We're going to the emergency room. | ||
| She goes, what? | ||
| I go, get dressed. | ||
| We're going to the emergency room. | ||
| She goes, I think I'm fine. | ||
| I go, let's go. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Let's go to the emergency room. | ||
| Your shit's broken. | ||
| I just wanted to get her to stop crying, and she stopped, and that was it. | ||
| What round is this? | ||
| Second. | ||
| Oh, end of the second. | ||
| Paul Felder lifts his hands up, feels like he won that round. | ||
| I have no idea what happened. | ||
| That wasn't a good story? | ||
| It was a great story. | ||
| You're going to jail. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| You can make a cartoon out of that shit. | ||
| That'll happen when you start roughhousing and all of a sudden you're hurt. | ||
| Yeah, no, never slam the girl. | ||
| Yeah, never show your girlfriend how to do a triangle. | ||
| Because then she's going to get obsessed with it. | ||
| She'll get obsessed with it. | ||
| You're trying to watch fucking Netflix. | ||
| You're saying it as Liam Neeson now, but you're fine. | ||
| You ever go take a swing at you? | ||
| Uh, yeah. | ||
| I had a girl take a swing at me halfway into the punch. | ||
| I was like, I can't believe this is happening. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I saw her fucking haul off. | ||
| I go, she's not going to follow through with this. | ||
| I was like, oh my god. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| I'm not going to need this and I grabbed her. | ||
| I'm like, what are you doing? | ||
| Don't hit me. | ||
| You should have to grab her. | ||
| Her mom and dad. | ||
| Used to beat the shit out of each other. | ||
| I dated enough crazy girls too. | ||
| When I held on to her afterwards and she admitted it to me, it was really sad. | ||
| You tell me when. | ||
| It was really sad. | ||
| Oh shit, Vic was landing some shots. | ||
| Nice leg kick there by Felder. | ||
| Nice low kick. | ||
| I can't wait for this main event, man. | ||
| Francis, Kane, who are you going with? | ||
| We're talking about domestic violence. | ||
| Enjoy the moment, dude. | ||
| We should enjoy this fight. | ||
| Yeah, live in the moment, brother. | ||
| I have been beaten by... | ||
| That's a weird thing, man, when someone expresses some shit that they saw from their mom and their dad. | ||
| I had a real... | ||
| I was really lucky that my stepmom and my dad... | ||
| Your stepmom? | ||
| My stepdad and my mom, rather, had a really good relationship, and my mom and my dad had a bad relationship. | ||
| So you saw both? | ||
| So I got to see both. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I get to see what people, when they love each other, and just real friendly. | ||
| I just had a bad, bad relationship. | ||
| Stepdad and real dad. | ||
| It was all bad. | ||
| Your dad and your stepdad were shitheads? | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| Oh, they were? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did they hit you, Eddie? | ||
| My stepdad was fucking evil. | ||
| Oh, nice spinning back kick to the body there. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Stepdad was? | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| Paul Felder. | ||
| Looking good. | ||
| But I'm glad he was because it made me the man I am today. | ||
| My parents left the shit out of me. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| How old do you remember your dad, Joe? | ||
| Your biological dad. | ||
| I haven't talked to him since I was seven. | ||
| But do you remember him at all? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Does he hit you up now for money and Teslas? | ||
| Put me on the podcast. | ||
| He mentioned he wanted to be on your podcast. | ||
| He's like emailing you. | ||
| Get me on your podcast. | ||
| I got some great stories. | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
| We'll talk about how I left your mom. | ||
| Talk about how your mom couldn't take a shot. | ||
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Dude. | |
| Too much. | ||
| Can you imagine if he bugged you? | ||
| Because you know that's the worst shit ever. | ||
| It's like when dudes bug you to be on your podcast and if it's your real dad. | ||
| He just hurt him. | ||
| He just hurt him. | ||
| What if your real dad contacted me to get a hold of you? | ||
| One of those things. | ||
| How many people contact you to get on the podcast? | ||
| Dude, I got people that contact friends that I know that contact me to contact you. | ||
| It's a nightmare. | ||
| And I always tell them, I go, it's never going to work. | ||
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You get it, too? | |
| All the time. | ||
| It's never going to work. | ||
| I get that all day long. | ||
| I need to quit this thing. | ||
| I was getting coffee today. | ||
| The guy goes, doing fight campaign tonight, right? | ||
| I went, yep. | ||
| I'm with my son. | ||
| I'm like, sure am, man. | ||
| He's like, cool. | ||
| Tell Joe, Gary from... | ||
| I'm like, all right. | ||
| I love him now. | ||
| Hi, Gary. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm moving to Montana. | ||
| Oh, he's crushing those lights. | ||
| When I have enough money, I'm going to move to Montana and get off the internet. | ||
| Coeur d'Alene, bro. | ||
| We're all going to go to Coeur d'Alene. | ||
| No, I like Montana. | ||
| No, Coeur d'Alene! | ||
| That's where Andy lives. | ||
| Okay, why do you like Coeur d'Alene? | ||
| It's like Pleasantville, dude. | ||
| It's fucking dumb. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| It's Pleasantville. | ||
| Everything's perfect. | ||
| It's beautiful. | ||
| It really is gorgeous. | ||
| I'm telling you, man. | ||
| Eddie, if you go online, Jamie Vernon, pull up pictures of Coeur d'Alene, Iowa. | ||
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You're going to Spokane. | |
| It's like 30 minutes from there. | ||
| So just drive there. | ||
| It's the opposite of Iowa. | ||
| That's what I did every day. | ||
| In Spokane, I drive Uber. | ||
| I've been to Spokane like... | ||
| Are you really looking four times? | ||
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Oh! | |
| Felder just nailed another leg kick. | ||
| Vic's legs are hurt, man. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Felder! | ||
| Felder's got him hurt. | ||
| He's lipping. | ||
| He's lipping. | ||
| Firing the kid Coeur d'Alene. | ||
| And he just switched. | ||
| And Felder knows, man. | ||
| Felder knows. | ||
| He just switched. | ||
| Guys, I'm going to shit my pants. | ||
|
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Why? | |
| I ate so much cheese. | ||
| Just go take a shit, bro. | ||
| No, don't. | ||
| We have a toilet. | ||
| It shits water up your butt. | ||
| It feels wonderful. | ||
| Oh, that thing confused me, man. | ||
| Oh, it's wonderful. | ||
| Do you shoot the water before? | ||
| You can do both. | ||
| Whatever you want. | ||
| If you shoot it up there before, it'll make you shit harder. | ||
| It like shoots out. | ||
| The problem with that though... | ||
| It's a primer. | ||
| Hey, you know the problem with that is when you take one of those shits where you got just shit all over your ass and then you spray something on it. | ||
| It gets messy. | ||
| The shit goes everywhere. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So why would you want to do that? | ||
| Here's Coeur d'Alene. | ||
| That's Coeur d'Alene, you fucks. | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
| That's beautiful. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| I've never seen anything like it. | ||
| What's so big about a lake? | ||
| No, it's gorgeous. | ||
| That looks like Big Bear Lake right there. | ||
| I'm telling you it's gorgeous, dude. | ||
| That looks like Big Bear Lake. | ||
| Great restaurants. | ||
| There's less white trash up there. | ||
| The people are going to hate me for it. | ||
| They hate when I bring it up. | ||
| It's a fucking secret! | ||
| It's a secret. | ||
| They don't want it to be like Nashville. | ||
| Kanye West has a house there. | ||
| How's it a secret if Kanye West has a house there? | ||
| What is it, a ski town or what? | ||
| When is he going to be on your podcast? | ||
| What's happening? | ||
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I don't know, man. | |
| We'll talk. | ||
| It's not happening? | ||
| No, it'll probably happen. | ||
| It's just, Kanye is, you know, he's a complicated artist. | ||
| And I'm sure there's a bunch of other issues. | ||
| First of all, he wants to get to know me. | ||
| We've got to get to hang out together. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Jesus, Felder! | ||
| Felder will time that shit! | ||
| We'll do it. | ||
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Dude, you and Kanye on the podcast would fucking melt. | |
| Dude, bring him to Crossroads. | ||
| He's a really nice guy, man. | ||
| When I talk to him on the phone, he's a very, very nice guy. | ||
| You already talked to him? | ||
| Yeah, I talked to him on the phone. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| He's a nice guy. | ||
| We'll do it. | ||
| But I'm not in a rush, you know? | ||
| Hey, I told you guys, I really like doing these as much as I like doing anything. | ||
| Like, when someone says, like, what's your favorite guest? | ||
| Or is there one guest you've never had on? | ||
| It doesn't exist. | ||
| Right. | ||
| They don't exist. | ||
| There's no one. | ||
| I like doing podcasts. | ||
| I like doing podcasts with everyone. | ||
| Watching fights, dude? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| What's better than that? | ||
| That guy who's working on longevity drugs, that was fascinating. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| David Sinclair. | ||
| Where do I get resveratrol? | ||
| I need some of that. | ||
| Resveratrol. | ||
| You can buy it online. | ||
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Really? | |
| You should learn how to spell it first. | ||
| You drink it all day. | ||
| It's in wine. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Well, very low doses. | ||
| You really want to get industrial grade. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Felder's spinning like a motherfucker. | ||
| Ooh, leg kicked by Vic. | ||
| Oh, Vic with the jumping knee. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| That's a wrap. | ||
| I can't wait for Cain and Francis. | ||
| I can't believe that guy's 55, man. | ||
| Cain, that's ridiculous. | ||
| Anyways, Vic is so tall. | ||
| Who you got? | ||
| B? Cain or Francis? | ||
| Cain, of course. | ||
| Eddie? | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
| This is a great fight. | ||
|
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I should be going for Kane because he's Mexican. | |
| Take that out of it. | ||
| But when it comes to the UFC, I don't give a fuck about Mexicans. | ||
| Only in boxing. | ||
| Only in boxing. | ||
| But I'm going with Kane. | ||
| Francis scared me. | ||
| He wouldn't throw any punches against Derrick Lewis. | ||
| That scared me. | ||
| But his last fight though, he fucking starched Curtis Blades. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| Here's my big black guy who's a fucking national champion juco wrestler. | ||
| Knocked him out? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Knocked him out. | ||
| Starched him. | ||
| Okay, so he's back. | ||
| And that's the second fight they've had, yeah. | ||
| Okay, so he's back. | ||
| Was he throwing a large amount of punches? | ||
| No, he was in the first 30 seconds. | ||
| Is this next? | ||
| Here's my take on it. | ||
| Francis is a fucking specimen and his story literally is like right out of corner in the Barbarian. | ||
| Or Lionheart. | ||
| No, he worked in a fucking sand mill, digging sand, making sandbags all day. | ||
| That's how his body got strong. | ||
| I mean, he lived in this incredibly poor country in Africa. | ||
| He's from Cameroon? | ||
| Yeah, and he went and moved to France. | ||
| He was homeless. | ||
| He learned how to fight, and he wanted to be a boxer, and they said, you should do MMA. Four years later, the guy is at the pinnacle of MMA, fighting in the UFC against world-class competition and fucking people up. | ||
| Do you understand that when he knocked out Alistair Overeem with that vicious shovel hook, it's like... | ||
| Uppercut I've ever seen. | ||
| It's insane that he beat a guy who's not just a world-class fighter, but a K-1 Grand Prix champion. | ||
| And has been fighting for 20 years. | ||
| Has he fought any Mexicans? | ||
| He's older, though. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That's a different story. | ||
| We got heart. | ||
| Well, it's an Alistair without the secret sauce. | ||
| He didn't get that... | ||
| Where'd Jamie go? | ||
| I hope Felder... | ||
| I've never seen Jamie Lee ever. | ||
| Oh, Felder won this fight. | ||
| Felder won this fight. | ||
| Felder won this fight. | ||
| Vic's shaking his head. | ||
| Felder! | ||
| Paul Felder! | ||
| I'm going to text him right now because I'm friends with him. | ||
| Do you want me to turn it up? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| It's okay. | ||
| He gave it his all. | ||
| He's emotional. | ||
|
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He used to get all fanboyish when you text certain people. | |
| Yeah, still. | ||
| I'm texting this guy, this rapper that I'm a huge fan of. | ||
|
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Who? | |
| Shakewell? | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Is he a conspiracy rapper? | ||
| No, dude. | ||
| There's a video called Leg Lock on YouTube. | ||
| Shakewell. | ||
| It's like a Tim and Eric awesome show, great job type video. | ||
| It's fucking brilliant. | ||
| Watch that shit. | ||
| And we're texting now, and I'm like, we're going to make a song together. | ||
| I'm like all giddy and fanboyish. | ||
| You're doing a lot of music, yeah, Eddie? | ||
| It's the same like I've always done. | ||
| I've never stopped. | ||
| I thought you never stopped. | ||
| I've always made music. | ||
| Always. | ||
| It's always been... | ||
| Oh, no, you stopped doing the podcast for a second. | ||
| Stop doing podcasts, period. | ||
| You're not doing it all anymore. | ||
| You just do tinfoil with Sam? | ||
| Once I started repeating myself all the time, I'm like, you know what? | ||
| That's so annoying to people. | ||
| What's that song called Tripoli? | ||
| Tinfoil hat podcast? | ||
| No, when was the last name Saul Tripoli? | ||
| I haven't heard from him forever. | ||
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A couple days ago. | |
| Really? | ||
| He's good? | ||
| Yeah, I see him at the store. | ||
| I see him every week. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| On this podcast, I do my best. | ||
| Sam's the reason why... | ||
| Sam's also a great comic. | ||
| Sam Tripoli, he's fucking killing it now. | ||
| He's killing it. | ||
| He's literally one of the reasons why he started doing it. | ||
| Every time we go on the road, sometimes I have shitty ass nights. | ||
| I thank God that Sam Tripoli goes after me and saves the goddamn show. | ||
| Sam's a pro. | ||
| I spent two weeks in Afghanistan with that guy. | ||
| That guy would get up and he would open for us because he was the only one who could. | ||
| Soldiers sitting there would be in the middle of nowhere. | ||
| He would get up with a shitty mic and destroy. | ||
| He would destroy. | ||
| He's got 10, 15 years under his belt. | ||
| Killer. | ||
| More than that, bro. | ||
| I've been doing stand-up with Tripoli for 20 plus years. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| I straight up love Tripoli. | ||
| Paul Felder, motherfuckers. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Sam Tripoli's podcast, Tinfoil Hat Podcast. | ||
| That's a compliment that he looks like Stephen King. | ||
| Don't hang on to that. | ||
| That's where I go off. | ||
| Don't hold that joint hostage. | ||
| Don't hold that joint hostage. | ||
| I subdue myself here about conspiracy theories, but if you want to hear me go off, go to Tinfoil Hat Podcast. | ||
| That's where I go off. | ||
| There's a good chance I wrecked that new Raptor after tonight. | ||
| I love that Raptor. | ||
| That was nothing, Brendan. | ||
| I love that you bought that. | ||
| Dude, Elon Musk took a bigger hit than that. | ||
| Yeah, but it cost him $4 billion. | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
| Elon Musk lost his job. | ||
|
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This is legal, right? | |
| He didn't lose his job. | ||
| Come on, that had to be one of the most iconic moments in the history of the internet. | ||
| First of all, it's the biggest moment in podcasting. | ||
| And it was a completely on-the-fly moment. | ||
| Is that your biggest podcast? | ||
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No. | |
| Is that the biggest one? | ||
| What's the biggest one? | ||
| Shapiro? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Ben Shapiro? | ||
| Who's number one? | ||
| What do you mean by biggest? | ||
| Number one download. | ||
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Most views. | |
| Yeah, that would be it. | ||
| On YouTube, it's Elon on YouTube. | ||
| I only go by what you see on YouTube. | ||
| Hey, first of all, that'd be the biggest moment in podcast history. | ||
| It also made me like Elon Musk. | ||
| I didn't dislike him before. | ||
| I saw him around. | ||
| His kids go to a gym I used to go to. | ||
| I didn't dislike him, but that made me like, oh, he's cool. | ||
| I had to buy his car because I told him I'd buy his car when I did the podcast. | ||
| Oh, I don't like him anymore. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| I'm so happy. | ||
| I wish you did it. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| I have eight other cars. | ||
| You should see if my Raptor can run over your Tesla. | ||
| I love your Raptor. | ||
| But listen, man, I'm telling you, that goddamn Tesla is the future. | ||
| I think other cars are stupid. | ||
| You know how many cars I have? | ||
| Other cars are stupid? | ||
|
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Who are you? | |
| You know how many cars I have, right? | ||
| Yeah, I do. | ||
| What am I driving here today? | ||
| I know, it's hard. | ||
| What did I drive here today? | ||
| Don't battle Joe on cars, okay? | ||
| What did I drive here today? | ||
| He drove the Tesla. | ||
| That's like Superman. | ||
|
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Why did I drive the Tesla? | |
| That's like Superman's on PDs. | ||
| Why did I drive the Tesla? | ||
| Because I know. | ||
| Because you're like. | ||
| Because I drove the Tesla. | ||
| Because you're like dudes. | ||
| If you drive my. | ||
| I do like dudes. | ||
| I don't like to fuck them. | ||
| Well, I thought you did when I saw Tesla. | ||
| I like to hang out with them. | ||
|
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Oh, cool. | |
| Joe likes to fuck dudes. | ||
| Damn, Brendan. | ||
| You can't go there. | ||
| You can't go there because what if I did? | ||
| If I did. | ||
| But I'm cool with it. | ||
| We're still friends. | ||
| I like to think that if I was gay, I'd tell you all. | ||
| You really think Tesla cars are gay? | ||
| No. | ||
| For real? | ||
| I just don't like them. | ||
| Why don't you just drive mine? | ||
| That's what I need to do. | ||
| Let me drive mine while I'm high and drunk right now. | ||
| Listen, you'll freak out. | ||
| I'll get another one if shit goes wrong. | ||
| What about that Tesla that he pretended to launch into space? | ||
| What about that one? | ||
| That one's coming out in two years. | ||
| It's not out yet. | ||
| That one goes 0 to 60 in 1.9 seconds. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| That's trouble. | ||
| Let me tell you, mine is 2.4. | ||
| Mine is the fastest fucking thing I've ever driven in my life. | ||
| I have a goddamn race car. | ||
| I have a Porsche 911. That's not a race car. | ||
| GT3 RS from SharkWorks. | ||
| I have a real race car. | ||
| How dare you compare to that? | ||
| That Tesla... | ||
| Tell me it's as well-made. | ||
| It feels like it. | ||
| It's different. | ||
| I'll get the fuck out of here. | ||
| It doesn't feel the same. | ||
| It's not the same. | ||
| They're not the same. | ||
| You're right. | ||
|
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Brendan's mad. | |
| Brendan's mad because now Joe and Brian can bond on their Teslas. | ||
|
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Yes. | |
| And now you're left out in the dumps. | ||
| I'm telling you, man. | ||
|
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You're left out in your F-150 shit. | |
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| I love all of you. | ||
| I love all of you. | ||
| You gotta listen to me. | ||
| That thing's the future. | ||
| Other cars are bullshit. | ||
| I'm gonna write an article for, like, media. | ||
| Other cars are bullshit? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Better yet. | ||
| Other cars are dumb. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| We're gonna start going to his barbecues. | ||
| I don't know what you did. | ||
| We're gonna start going to his barbecues. | ||
|
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It's the best car. | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| Elon told me that when he did the podcast. | ||
| I was like, get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Because I had an M5 at the time. | ||
| And the BMW M5 is a phenomenal car. | ||
| The new one's even better than the one I had. | ||
| But I was like, come on, man. | ||
| I got a four-door sedan that goes zero to 60 in three seconds. | ||
| Just shut your pie hole. | ||
| I was like, this is a nonsense car. | ||
| I'm with you, Brandon. | ||
|
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I'm on your side. | |
| Look at how hard he hits. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Fuck those cars. | ||
| Listen, you're wrong. | ||
| 300 fucking miles. | ||
| How are you supposed to go to Vegas on a last minute whim trip? | ||
| Can't get anywhere. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| You get someone else to drive. | ||
| It's good for a married man. | ||
| Yeah, Tesla's good for married men, for sure. | ||
| For a single guy? | ||
| For a single guy? | ||
| You're telling me you feel alive when you drive in a Tesla compared to your GT3? I feel like I'm living in the future. | ||
| Imagine, remember that? | ||
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Yeah, Tesla, Tesla, Tesla Do you remember Swingers, the movie Swingers? | |
| Remember the movie Swingers? | ||
| No, I'm too young for that You don't remember the movie Swingers? | ||
| I do remember Remember when they went to Vegas? | ||
|
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You guys should watch Tron and suck each other off Can you imagine if they went to Tesla to Vegas? | |
| They wouldn't have made it The movie wouldn't have happened The movie wouldn't have happened We can't talk over each other Do you guys leech when you get sick too, you fucking old timers? | ||
| Fuck you with your electric shit. | ||
| What are you driving a golf cart? | ||
| Dude, I'm going to line up both your testes like this. | ||
| Where do you get your horseshoes? | ||
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Yeah, you fucks! | |
| What blacksmith do you guys use? | ||
| Fuck electricity! | ||
| You hear about these new musket guns? | ||
| Dude, my car has four-wheel drive, more than 700 horsepower, and it goes zero to 60 in two and a half seconds. | ||
| Listen to me. | ||
| I got a Tundra, okay? | ||
| That's a Japanese... | ||
| You got a wonderful car. | ||
| I will never talk shit on Tundras. | ||
| It's one of the best cars you can buy. | ||
| Stock rooms? | ||
| I got stock rooms. | ||
| If you want to buy a car that will never break down and can tow your fucking grandmother's house, get a Tundra. | ||
| Tundra. | ||
| Tundra is amazing. | ||
| Tundra, not Tunda. | ||
|
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Tundra. | |
| I stumbled on my word, bro. | ||
| Dude, I was giving you cars some respect. | ||
| Cage walking out right now. | ||
| Thank you, I appreciate that. | ||
|
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I'm so hot right now. | |
| I'm a gigantic Toyota fan. | ||
| I'm embarrassed when I drive to the podcast and you guys pull up in your fucking $90,000, fucking $100,000 cars. | ||
|
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I'm sorry. | |
| You guys have fucking boys in the back? | ||
| Yeah, we are. | ||
| Get with it, bro, with your internal combustion engine. | ||
| This is a wonderful time. | ||
| If you guys knew how I lived. | ||
| If you guys knew how I fucking... | ||
| I gotta... | ||
| You live wonderful. | ||
| I never buy clothes. | ||
| Good for you. | ||
| You know the clothes I wear? | ||
| The clothes my other schools give me. | ||
| 10th Planet San Antonio. | ||
| I have 10th Planet. | ||
| This is San Diego. | ||
| You might be the most successful jujitsu guy with Henzo Gracie. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Listen, I have 100 schools. | ||
|
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Gracie Ba got 1,800 schools in Florida alone. | |
| Hundreds of schools. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Gracie Baja got 1,500 schools in Florida. | ||
| Yeah, but you don't even work at it. | ||
| I got 100. But you don't work at it. | ||
| He works at it? | ||
| No, I'm saying that he's successful just out of the love. | ||
| You know what's going on here? | ||
| You think you're better. | ||
| That's because you have Tesla. | ||
| Dude, I'll fucking turn it. | ||
| I can't turn this table over. | ||
| It's heavy. | ||
| I know. | ||
| All right, I got to put my earphones on. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| We're yelling too much. | ||
| That's his wife. | ||
| We're getting excited. | ||
| We gotta relax. | ||
| This is an amazing fight. | ||
| I think we're amped up for this. | ||
| We got people listening at home and they got their headphones on and then we start screaming. | ||
| Who's the dickhead in the back? | ||
| It hurts their ears. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, he is such a badass, but his body is not... | ||
| It's the same it was 10 years ago. | ||
| Does he just eat double-decker tacos? | ||
| I was going to say, he doesn't have... | ||
| When you look at his body, you'd be like, that just doesn't look like... | ||
| Okay, but save all that look. | ||
| You've got to save all that look shit, because he's got the best body ever for the MMA's heavyweight division when he was in his prime. | ||
| Well... | ||
| That body... | ||
| It's the same body. | ||
| He's had the same body. | ||
| He knocked out Minotauro. | ||
| He took giant bombs from Czech Congo and still took them down. | ||
| I see what you're saying, but not that body. | ||
| That was the same body! | ||
| That's the same body. | ||
| He never had the best heavyweight of all time in my opinion. | ||
| He's number one heavyweight for me. | ||
| I think he beat Jon Jones in his prime. | ||
| Hey guys, let's not talk over each other. | ||
| This has got to be ruthless. | ||
| In his prime, when he was at his best, like when he knocked out Minotauro, you know, when he beat up Brock Lesnar. | ||
| Look at Fedor's body. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| The body, the way it looks... | ||
| You guys talking about flat earth? | ||
| It means nothing. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| Well, guess what, fucks? | ||
| We'll find out tonight, because Francis has the best body, and Kane looks like a... | ||
| You guys never talk about the female UFC bodies. | ||
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I always do. | |
| You guys never do. | ||
| I always do. | ||
| We're never here. | ||
| My favorite is Valentina Shevchenko. | ||
| It's always about Valentina Shevchenko's guy. | ||
| I think she's so hot. | ||
| Cody Garbrandt. | ||
| It's always the same shit. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| We've talked about Misha Tate. | ||
| Oh, and Ostevich. | ||
| Michelle Ostevich. | ||
| She's better looking than the ring card girl. | ||
| Nah. | ||
| Valentina Shevchenko. | ||
| Paige Van Zandt. | ||
| Dime piece. | ||
| What? | ||
| Rose Namajunas. | ||
|
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Huh? | |
| Beautiful. | ||
| Ostevich has preposterous genetics. | ||
| What if Rose Namajunas? | ||
|
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Why? | |
| They're just preposterous. | ||
| Hey, what if Rose... | ||
| She'd make so much money stripping. | ||
| ...in wigs, like long wigs. | ||
| She makes her ring walk and she's got this long wig. | ||
| And then she takes it off and she gets into the outfit. | ||
| And she goes, boom! | ||
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Let's do this shit! | |
| And that becomes her thing. | ||
| I think for me, I don't know what it is. | ||
| How crazy would that be? | ||
| You know, Rose is one of the most beautiful women in the history of the sport. | ||
| And she's the one who emphasizes it almost the least. | ||
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She could easily be on the cover of Elle magazine. | |
| She's beautiful. | ||
| Like, bald. | ||
| She's incredible. | ||
| Bald Rose Ramajuma. | ||
| She's gorgeous. | ||
| She's stunning looking. | ||
| She's stunning looking. | ||
| She's amazing. | ||
| She's gorgeous, a great fighter. | ||
| She's also like super fucking... | ||
| Powerful Keith Giardino. | ||
| She's into her own way. | ||
| Definitely hasn't gotten Hollywood with it. | ||
| No, man. | ||
| When she wins the fight and knocks out Nama Yunus, you're like, you know, y'all just be nice to each other. | ||
| It's like, what? | ||
| Yeah, she's great. | ||
| Like, that's her message. | ||
| Dude, that is a movie right there. | ||
| That fight with Joanna Jonjanovich? | ||
| Dude. | ||
|
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Whatever. | |
| Does anybody here? | ||
| Does anybody know? | ||
| Does anybody spell her name right now? | ||
| No, man, I can say it. | ||
| Spell it. | ||
| Her last name. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| You could? | ||
| Nobody could. | ||
| Yeah, but we can't say it. | ||
| If you had to write it down, it wouldn't be right. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| J-E-N? What do you think? | ||
| What percentage of fans of hers... | ||
| Don't make fun of me. | ||
| It's a hard name. | ||
| Brian Stan just started calling her Ioana champion. | ||
| He just gave up. | ||
| That's just lazy. | ||
| Brian Stan, how dare you? | ||
| Well, he's respectful. | ||
| He's a goddamn All-American. | ||
| Who's more All-American than Brian Stan? | ||
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How the fuck is he going to pronounce that crazy name? | |
| As an American, it's tough. | ||
| She's got, you know, a level of hard. | ||
| It's that Thai level. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, because some of them Thai names. | ||
| Song Tong, Jong, Chachri Tong. | ||
| It's Jeopardy Champion. | ||
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You know what I mean? | |
| It's Jeopardy Champion level. | ||
| Yeah, that's a hard one. | ||
| Those shit. | ||
| Yeah, me, I'm right there with Wolf Blitzer losing money. | ||
| Dude, the Russians. | ||
| If me and Wolf Blitzer was on Jeopardy, I'd lose $5,000 if he lost $4,000. | ||
| Can anybody hear Spell? | ||
| Zabit's last name. | ||
| Spell it. | ||
| That one I might be able to do. | ||
| Dude, why would we want to do some research? | ||
| You have to get online. | ||
| Why would we want to spell that, though? | ||
|
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No one spells really anymore, because you have phones. | |
| Jamie can do it. | ||
| Those names are hard to remember, because to this day, right now, I still don't know Zabit's last name. | ||
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I just call it Zabit Hormone Monster. | |
| Magomed Sharapov. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| But here's the thing about this. | ||
|
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Damn, you got it. | |
| Did you have to study? | ||
| I worked for the UFC, bro. | ||
| But did you have to spend five, ten minutes on it? | ||
| How do you say Khabib's? | ||
| I practiced it over and over again because I had a really hard time with it to the point where his coaches were saying just call him Zabit. | ||
| And I felt that was disrespectful. | ||
| But yeah, but I felt like this is the gentleman's name. | ||
| Look at the difference in their bodies. | ||
| And he's excellent. | ||
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I never thought I was going to get Nurmagomedov. | |
| I never thought, like Khabib's last name? | ||
| At one point, I just gave up on it and said, there's no way I could do this. | ||
| Well, you know, we have to respect the fact that... | ||
| Say it! | ||
| But we have to respect the fact that they have a totally different language in terms of their letters. | ||
| They need to respect the fact that they have a completely different language. | ||
| It makes it fucking tough on us. | ||
| It's very hard. | ||
| It's difficult. | ||
| It's so difficult. | ||
| I don't know what the fuck's going to happen right here. | ||
| I do not know what the fuck's going to happen right here. | ||
| Can we turn this up? | ||
| Can we hear this guy? | ||
| Can he get his head into his chest? | ||
| No, we'll get kicked off of YouTube or some shit. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| We just need to watch this on our own. | ||
| In my opinion, this is what it is. | ||
| In terms of best I've ever seen, performances, he's one of the most stunning athletes I've ever seen, Cain Velasquez. | ||
| One of the most amazing heavyweights of all time, if not the best of all time. | ||
| He might be the best. | ||
| And then Francis, out of all the guys I've ever seen fight, is the scariest of all time. | ||
| He has the most potential. | ||
| Scariest of all time? | ||
| Yep, yep, yep. | ||
| Most potential. | ||
| He's only been fighting a small amount of time and he's already in world class competition. | ||
| You have to understand to knock out a guy like Alistair over him literally like five years in a training. | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| He's something uniquely special in terms of his like the shit that he had to endure working in a fucking sand mine digging bags of sand the kind of power that he possesses if he just gets all those other pieces in place In terms of an overall physical specimen, he's one of the scariest of all time. | ||
| I'm nervous. | ||
| This is an amazing fight. | ||
| This is as good as it gets. | ||
| If you're an MMA fan, holy shit. | ||
| This is literally as good as it gets. | ||
| It just depends what version of Kane we get. | ||
| It's not uncommon in this sport. | ||
| For, you know, fast rising stars that are rising because of their beastliness and their knockout power. | ||
| It's not uncommon for them to not train jujitsu right. | ||
| We've seen plenty of them. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| How crazy would it be if... | ||
| Zengonu actually trained jujitsu right and fell in love with him. | ||
| Ain't no one got time for that? | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Well, we don't know what he does, right? | ||
| We don't know if he does that over there. | ||
| Can you imagine if that happened? | ||
| I know it's a long shot. | ||
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Well, I know when he got away from Stipe, they say he just hit bags at the performance center. | |
| But how about if he... | ||
| It was like, fuck your treadmill. | ||
| Let's say he just went to Danaher's. | ||
| And just fell in love with John Danner. | ||
| They just became best friends. | ||
| That would be sick. | ||
| And he jumped in. | ||
| Imagine how good he would be in two years. | ||
| He's 36, so that would be fun. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| With jujitsu. | ||
| How old is that? | ||
| You could only survive on your knockout power for so long. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Right. | ||
| After a while, you're going to be getting... | ||
| It's tough to tell, huh? | ||
| Guys, we're killing this show by talking over each other like this. | ||
| Yeah, you're 100% right. | ||
| No, what I'm saying is, eventually, no matter, we see it over and over again, no matter how beastly you are and how powerful you are with those punches, eventually you're going to get clipped. | ||
| You're going to go down. | ||
| So eventually, you might have to switch your strategy to, instead of going out there and just trying to knock a dude out, to going out there and trying to take a dude down. | ||
| And submit this motherfucker. | ||
|
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Here we go. | |
| Well, he's so powerful, too. | ||
|
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Here we go. | |
| If he had good wrestling skills, holy shit. | ||
| Well, you're going to find out right now. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| What if that happens? | ||
| But the thing is, with wrestlers, don't you think that you have to learn it at a really young age? | ||
| Well, George St. Pierre didn't, right? | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Don't strike with him, Kane. | ||
| Kane got clipped with the left hand right there. | ||
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Damn. | |
| Damn. | ||
| Look how giant he looks. | ||
| He's so big, dude. | ||
| He's so big. | ||
| Why is Kane trying to kick like that? | ||
| He's so big and so dangerous. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| He's out! | ||
| He's out! | ||
| Oh, my goodness. | ||
| Oh, my goodness. | ||
| See, that's what I'm saying! | ||
| That's what I'm saying! | ||
| Come on, man! | ||
| He's incredible! | ||
|
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Dude, he blew his ACL, MCL, LCL. Something's wrong with his leg, or maybe not. | |
| Dude, and Kane is one of the best of all time. | ||
| That's how good Ngannou is. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| He got through that block. | ||
| Fuck, man. | ||
| Yeah, he got through it in a big way. | ||
| That's what I was saying right before the fight! | ||
| I'm like, this is the scariest guy I've ever seen! | ||
| And it wouldn't have been a surprise if Ngannou was super cautious. | ||
| Maybe two rounds of being super cautious. | ||
| We wouldn't be that surprised, right? | ||
| Kane was the aggressor. | ||
| Chill out, bro. | ||
| But the fact that he fucking threw down like this, boom, he went out. | ||
| He almost like forearmed. | ||
| He got forearmed in the first... | ||
| That was weird. | ||
| Dude, he's already hurt. | ||
| He blew out his knee. | ||
| It was his knee. | ||
|
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He didn't even get hit. | |
| Oh, shit. | ||
| It was his knee. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| He never got hit. | ||
|
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Oh, no. | |
| Let's see this again. | ||
| He never got hit anywhere. | ||
|
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We saw the fight differently. | |
| Everybody missed it. | ||
| We all missed it. | ||
| It's probably the end for Kane, huh? | ||
| Let's be real. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| How old is Kane now? | ||
| He had a back injury. | ||
| I think that's MCL right there. | ||
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When it's bent this way, when it comes this way, that's MCL. How old is he now? | |
| I don't know, but he's a weathered whatever he is. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Turns 37 in the summer. 37. | ||
| 37. | ||
| You could only go so long. | ||
| Not when you've been fighting that long. | ||
| You could only take so many wars. | ||
| Each war is significant in your life. | ||
| Each one took some of your life. | ||
| And eventually, that's it. | ||
| You went through five crazy wars. | ||
| That's a bummer that ended that way. | ||
| Well, you know what it is, man? | ||
| I think guys that are that championship caliber like Kane, their mind is so ferocious that their body is almost like a spaceship re-entering that's missing tiles. | ||
| And it starts fucking shaking apart. | ||
| They're so powerful in terms of their ability to keep driving. | ||
| They just keep driving and then their knees go and the neck goes and the back goes. | ||
| And then you deal with these physical realities of the body that you're given. | ||
| But the heart's still there. | ||
| The heart's still there. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I was thinking about that when I was saying that. | ||
| You're in the middle of that. | ||
| I'm in the middle of trying to come back. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| I love Cade. | ||
| Right now, it's been six months since my shoulder surgery. | ||
| Had my bicep reattached to my shoulder. | ||
| Had knee surgery about ten months ago. | ||
| That's still not 100%. | ||
| They're not red. | ||
| They're still tender. | ||
| But I'm rolling with 130-pound blue belts and shit. | ||
| The last three weeks, I've been rolling with some little blue belts. | ||
| I got to be able to have 50 pounds on them and have total control at this point. | ||
| So is it a win for you? | ||
| Is it for Francis or is it a blown ACL for Kane? | ||
| Well, I mean, it definitely is a blown knee for Kane, but Francis wins the fight because when Francis was coming after him, he clipped him. | ||
| He definitely clipped him with that forearm behind the neck. | ||
| Did he? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| That's a nightmare. | ||
| That's a nightmare fight for him. | ||
| That's a nightmare outcome. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Because Francis is so powerful. | ||
| It would be better if Kane got just clipped and knocked out. | ||
| Do you want to hear what they say? | ||
| Yeah, what do they have to say? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Give me some volume. | ||
| God, look at the tits on him. | ||
| I don't hear anything. | ||
| Good job, Jamie. | ||
| There it goes. | ||
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Thank you for the meetings. | |
| Thank you for the event. | ||
| Thank you for ESPN. I want to dedicate this victory to my aunts who passed away on December 6th. | ||
| It's been a rough time, 2018. But I promise you, guys, I mean, he blew his knee out, but... | ||
| He did, but I liked it. | ||
| The way he was moving in on him, man, I mean, he really did look... | ||
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None of that land. | |
| See that? | ||
| None of that land, bro. | ||
| That's what that forearm did. | ||
| That forearm landed on the back of his neck. | ||
| Dude, that is a stretch. | ||
| Oh, maybe you're right. | ||
| That's where his shit blew out. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Man, I'm going to rethink what I said. | ||
| I'm going to rethink it. | ||
| I know. | ||
| You know what I saw there? | ||
| I thought I saw his forearm clip his neck. | ||
| That's not where he blows it. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| But do you think you did hit him with that? | ||
| No. | ||
| He kind of fell, though, before that. | ||
| Can we rewind that? | ||
| Can we see that again? | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| The knee goes out. | ||
| The thing is, he's so heavy-handed. | ||
| I think you might be correct, but I do think that he connected with his neck. | ||
| When the guy's this heavy-handed... | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| That was nothing. | ||
| Nothing here. | ||
| Nothing there. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Yep, knee goes out. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| He never got hit. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| I was wrong. | ||
| I thought it hit his neck. | ||
| It did not hit his neck. | ||
| It hit his back, right? | ||
| You know what was clear there? | ||
| Hold up. | ||
| Here we go, Eddie. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| He was throwing him around. | ||
| He's a freak. | ||
| Francis Ngata. | ||
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That's a defensive lineman right there. | |
| Thank you. | ||
| A middle linebacker, right? | ||
| Well, he's not done. | ||
| See, the thing about this guy is he hasn't been fighting for very long. | ||
| Even though he loses to Steve Bain, has that timid performance against Derrick Lewis, he has so little mileage. | ||
| What does he say about his name? | ||
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Or it's the worst. | |
| Very classy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Kane, very classy. | ||
| You know, never bitter. | ||
| How weird is it the Fox end this one? | ||
| He's not even talking about his name. | ||
| I think he's gonna retire. | ||
| I think he's gonna retire. | ||
|
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No need to apologize. | |
| I know I speak for UFC. By the way, how good is John Anik? | ||
| He's the best. | ||
| He's amazing. | ||
| It's such a bummer to lose that one. | ||
| John Anik is so good, man. | ||
| I love John. | ||
| I'm so impressed with him. | ||
| When I work with him, he's the best. | ||
| He's such a good commentator. | ||
| He's so good. | ||
| Remember he had the first MMA show on ESPN? MMA Live. | ||
| Let's look at this. | ||
| Shoulders. | ||
| Did that land? | ||
| Maybe an uppercut. | ||
| Uppercut might have landed. | ||
| Right there. | ||
| My right hand. | ||
| Uppercut might have sat him down. | ||
| The uppercut might have clipped him. | ||
| I'm high and high and cheese. | ||
|
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God damn it. | |
| Hold on. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| It's hard to tell. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| I reset it. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| So, nothing. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
|
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Shoulder. | |
| That's nothing. | ||
| Drive. | ||
| So far, nothing. | ||
|
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Drive. | |
| Watch this right hand. | ||
| Right. | ||
| No. | ||
| Right here. | ||
| Boom! | ||
|
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Oh, yeah. | |
| What? | ||
| Oh, uppercut. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| You didn't fully redeem yourself. | ||
| Had I redeemed myself? | ||
| Okay, let's see the... | ||
| You are correct. | ||
| You're right, baby. | ||
|
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You're right. | |
| We need a different angle. | ||
| My cheese eyes missed it. | ||
| That was a legit... | ||
| Win. | ||
| That's a legit win. | ||
| And that's why Kane goes, I was getting too close. | ||
| I was just too close. | ||
| That's why Kane said that. | ||
| He blew his knee out for sure, but it was the uppercut. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Boom! | ||
| 100% down. | ||
| That sat him down. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, I didn't see no uppercut. | ||
| This is what's important. | ||
| Matt Taibbi has a fantastic article out right now about one of the problems with society today is that people look at the news like they look at sports. | ||
| Someone has to be right about things. | ||
| You have to know everything. | ||
| It's a great article from Matt Taibbi. | ||
| This is a perfect example of four guys who are lifelong martial artists. | ||
| And we both went both ways. | ||
| I was like, you're right. | ||
| And then we saw it again. | ||
| We're like, you're right. | ||
| That's how you're supposed to look at shit. | ||
| That's how you're supposed to look at shit. | ||
| We need another angle. | ||
| We need another angle. | ||
| You can't be attached. | ||
| Is that the only angle? | ||
| Certain fights. | ||
| Certain fights that get stopped early. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| TJ and Cejudo. | ||
| I thought it was stopped early, but I've talked to people that say they didn't think it was stopped early. | ||
| And I'm like, alright. | ||
| I'm not married to it. | ||
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I watched it again. | |
| He clipped him. | ||
| But I felt like when I watched it that you gotta give a guy a chance to fight more. | ||
| But I'll hear you out. | ||
| In the NFL, when they review plays, they review them and one of the most important things about reviewing a play is that you have multiple angles. | ||
| It's a committee too. | ||
| They're looking at all three angles. | ||
| They keep going back to the first angle. | ||
| We didn't get a good enough angle because that right hand was like a ghost right hand. | ||
| I didn't see it. | ||
| You guys saw it? | ||
| I didn't see it. | ||
| Well, you know what? | ||
| I think it's so exciting when shit like that is going on. | ||
| And the UFC truck is the best in the world. | ||
| Like Mark Dellegrate and all those dudes back there. | ||
| Anthony Giordano and the whole crew. | ||
| They're always moving more. | ||
| Mark Dellegrate? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He took my spot. | ||
| He figures out what the replay should be. | ||
| I love him. | ||
| I didn't know that. | ||
| He's the best. | ||
| I didn't know that. | ||
| I fucking love that dude. | ||
| He's the shit. | ||
| He'll pick the play-by-play angles. | ||
| He'll pick shit. | ||
| We'll talk about fights. | ||
| Because he knows them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Todd Feldman made bank off fucking Francis, by the way. | ||
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He did. | |
| Big bank. | ||
| I'm telling you, dude, if that guy keeps learning, and it seems like he had a weird spot, but you know what I really like about that weird spot that he got into? | ||
| Francis? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| He was honest about it. | ||
| He said, I carried over fear from my last fight. | ||
| A guy who can look at himself that honestly... | ||
| Plus his ego got out of control because he was knocking dudes out. | ||
| That's a good thing. | ||
| I'd say it's a good thing. | ||
| He said that in an interview. | ||
| Even his ego and his coaches, he just thought he was bigger than the game. | ||
| But they got humbled, and now he fucking just knocked out Cain Velasquez. | ||
| Before that, he murked fucking homeboy. | ||
| I mean, Chris Blades? | ||
| I can't remember the name. | ||
| He looked like he was in a different weight category. | ||
| I can't remember the name of Cain Velasquez. | ||
| Based on his strength. | ||
| You know what it is? | ||
| The future is an athlete that really, at 265 pounds, doesn't have to gain any weight, doesn't have to lose any weight. | ||
| Oh, they're going to show it to us again. | ||
| The future is an athlete who has endurance. | ||
| The debut of Fox, Kane gets knocked out by JDS. Jesus Christ. | ||
| The debut of ESPN, he gets knocked out by Francis. | ||
| See, he took that jab right there, too. | ||
| Francis clipped him with a hard jab. | ||
| You seem to be... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dude, he's so fucking scary. | ||
| He's doing a high kick. | ||
| That's a legit point. | ||
| He's so scary. | ||
| I just wanted to be like, oh damn, that's a tough reaction. | ||
| Oh, dude, 100%. | ||
| That's so quick. | ||
| Look at how fast he is. | ||
| I want to see that again. | ||
| Look at how fast he is. | ||
| Back up just a wee bit. | ||
| He has been scrambling right now to play this over and over. | ||
| Let's look at the exchange. | ||
| Those kicks were sweet. | ||
| See, he hits him. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Fucking right hand, son. | ||
| It's a shovel. | ||
| It's a fucking shovel. | ||
| Can we get slow-mo? | ||
| Is that a possibility? | ||
| He hits it with a right hand. | ||
| And then he made the shush noise. | ||
| It's a fucking right hand to the face. | ||
| Super slow-mo. | ||
| Then his knee said, see ya. | ||
| Try it one more time. | ||
| I think his knee's okay right now. | ||
| Hell no. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| That's why Kane didn't even address the knee. | ||
| He goes, I came in too close too soon. | ||
| He's so powerful. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Slow-mo that shit, Jamie. | ||
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From this angle, it looks like he beats him down. | |
| Just play, pause, play, pause, play, pause, play, pause. | ||
| Direct TV guy. | ||
| Like it's a VCR in the 90s. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| This angle, it looks like Ngannou beats him down. | ||
| Like we're trying to get a titty in the 90s. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Ngannou. | ||
| There's a good angle for Ngannou right here. | ||
| Oh! | ||
|
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Right there! | |
| 100%. | ||
| That's it. | ||
|
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Look at that. | |
| 100%. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Watch his head move. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Ooh. | ||
| Yeah, he got clipped. | ||
| Yep, he got clipped. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| And that's why Kane didn't address that. | ||
| He goes, I got too close too soon. | ||
| He's too... | ||
| When you think about a person that might be like 40 pounds lighter than him. | ||
| We don't want to invite Ariel to a cocaine party. | ||
| What were you saying? | ||
| When you think about a person, he's essentially optimized at 265. He's optimized. | ||
| He's like a real 265. Is he for five rounds, though, Joe? | ||
| Is he optimized? | ||
| Well, here's the thing, though. | ||
| All he has to do is get better at that first round. | ||
| And do you really think a lot of guys are going to make it into that second or third round? | ||
| They just played it in slow motion. | ||
|
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Off. | |
| Fuck, I missed it. | ||
| Watch the slow motion. | ||
| This angle, it looks like he misses it. | ||
|
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Really? | |
| No, he shoveled it. | ||
| No. | ||
| Hold on, hold on. | ||
| Watch the slow motion. | ||
| Oh, he clipped him there. | ||
| Right there. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| That clips him. | ||
| That's why Kane says that. | ||
| You see his head move. | ||
| That's why King throws a single leg on the ref because he's concussed. | ||
| He went for the single leg on the ref. | ||
| Francis is the scariest of all time. | ||
| You guys win. | ||
| Of all time? | ||
| Ubering, dude. | ||
| The thing about Francis is he's learning at this really rapid rate when you look at a guy that's only been doing it for how many years now? | ||
| 100% true. | ||
| He's been fighting for two weeks. | ||
| He's been fighting for like maybe five years? | ||
| Yeah, five years. | ||
| I think five years from the time he learns martial arts. | ||
| His dad was some legendary street fighter. | ||
| He was doing this with sandbags. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| He's a movie character. | ||
| If he can just get over the hump that he got... | ||
| Look, the Stipe Miocic fight, that's what's up, man. | ||
| I mean, he got to the top of the mountain. | ||
| Dude, there's a fight for DC now. | ||
| Revenge your boy, Kane. | ||
|
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Hey, dude. | |
| What's up now? | ||
| You're right. | ||
| What's up now, brother? | ||
| What's up now? | ||
|
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Michael Jai White could play him right now. | |
| How dare you? | ||
| Francis? | ||
| It's too early, man. | ||
| Michael Jai White is doing spawns. | ||
| Michael Jai White is huge, but Francis is a giant. | ||
| Francis is a giant. | ||
| He's like a basketball player with muscles. | ||
| Michael Jai White is a giant. | ||
| Dude, I've trained with him. | ||
| He's nowhere near as big as Francis. | ||
| But Rocky was short and he still played Rocky. | ||
| You trained with who? | ||
| Right? | ||
| Michael Jai White came into boxing world. | ||
| Maybe he's not as tall as him, but in the movies you can make him taller. | ||
| Oh, for sure. | ||
| Is Michael Jai White a legit fighter? | ||
| Oh, 100%. | ||
| Fuck yeah! | ||
| Are you kidding? | ||
| I watched Michael Jai White do a hopping sidekick on a bag at Legends and snapped a chain. | ||
| The chain broke. | ||
| You remember that shit? | ||
| Do you remember that shit? | ||
| He fought Kyokushin. | ||
| He fought some Kyokushin fights. | ||
| This is the whole story. | ||
| Legit black belt in Kyokushin. | ||
| Listen, nobody is a more critical judge of kicking technique than me. | ||
| He kicks perfect. | ||
| He does everything. | ||
| He's like 100% legit black belt. | ||
| So I'm telling Michael Jai White about how... | ||
| No, I know he's a black belt for sure. | ||
| Listen, listen. | ||
| Listen real quick. | ||
| This is a good story. | ||
| Let me finish this one. | ||
| Please hear it. | ||
| Michael, I'm telling Michael Jai White over and over, I'm trying to explain to him how bad of a motherfucker Joe is with that turning sidekick. | ||
| I go, dude, I'm telling Michael Jai White all the stories that, there's so many stories of Joe hitting the bag in front of traditional martial artists, you know, and taught everybody. | ||
| Nobody can kick the bag like fucking Joe. | ||
| Everybody knows that now, because it's all over YouTube. | ||
| But before that, I was the one trying to fucking tell everybody, because I'm hanging out with Joe, he's kicking the fucking bag. | ||
| And everybody, GSP freaks out when Joe Rogan kicks. | ||
| And I knew I had to film this shit. | ||
| Well, you're so weird. | ||
| Flexible. | ||
| You can do the splits right now. | ||
| Let me finish this story. | ||
| Let me finish this story real quick. | ||
| Let me just finish this one. | ||
| I'm just peppering. | ||
| I'm seasoning. | ||
| I'm seasoning. | ||
| So I'm sitting there telling Michael Zai. | ||
| Listen, let me just fuck it up. | ||
| I'm telling Michael Zai White all about Joe Rogan's turning sidekick. | ||
| I'm blowing him the fuck up. | ||
| Telling him the GSP story that's on YouTube that has a gazillion views. | ||
| Google it, Michael. | ||
| All this shit, everybody knows about it. | ||
| Now the old Taekwondo footage is coming out where he's fucking, there's a clip with Joe doing a turning sidekick, hitting a dude and the guy drops. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| And Joe just walks away like he's seen it, like he's done it a million times. | ||
| He's just, you know, so he's become like this legend. | ||
| So I'm telling Michael Chiwine all this at Legends and then we walk up to the fucking, the bag. | ||
| He goes, I got a pretty good turning sidekick too. | ||
| Dude, at Legend, this is a real story. | ||
| What year is this? | ||
| He fucking does this. | ||
| This was like eight years ago. | ||
| He fucking just, at Legends, does a turning sidekick, blows the bag off the chair. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| I've been going 30 minutes talking shit about Joe Rogan. | ||
| I think you're, I think I was there for the 100% of it, but I'm pretty sure he did a hopping sidekick. | ||
| I don't think he did a turning sidekick. | ||
| No, no, he did the turning sidekick. | ||
| No, it was all about the turning sidekick. | ||
|
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You sure? | |
| Yes. | ||
| It was 100%. | ||
| Whatever it is, his techniques. | ||
|
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Still. | |
| His techniques and pedals. | ||
| He broke? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did he ever do any martial arts? | ||
| I hate to be shitty about it, did he do like high level martial arts? | ||
| He fought Kyokushin. | ||
| I know he fought like real Kyokushin fights. | ||
| And not only was I embarrassed because I just went off on Joe and he just fucking Broke the chain. | ||
| The first thing I thought was like, oh shit, Chris Riley owned the gym. | ||
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I'm like, oh shit, we gotta hide the chain. | |
| So we turned it into one of those grappling bags that you fucking mount and beat the shit out of, but we had to get rid of the chain. | ||
| He looks like a legit athlete. | ||
| He's a giant guy. | ||
| I'm telling you, man, it was like a scene in a movie. | ||
| That's Michael Jaiwatt. | ||
| Eddie Bravo's talking about kicking bags and shit. | ||
| Michael Jaiwatt walks up to this bag. | ||
| That's what I'm talking about! | ||
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And he's literally... | |
| The chain breaks and it goes flying. | ||
| Did you ever see him in Spondo? | ||
| And someone said to me afterwards, yeah, we're having a problem with that chain. | ||
| I'm like, shut the fuck up. | ||
| You weren't having a problem with that chain. | ||
| You got a problem now. | ||
| Can you imagine if I would have just said, well, anyways, Joe's kick is just so amazing. | ||
| I shut the fuck up about you. | ||
| I never brought you up ever again. | ||
|
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You went ham on that bag though, huh? | |
| It was incredible. | ||
|
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That's a real story. | |
| He won the first kick. | ||
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If you put that in a movie, that would be bullshit. | |
| People would have Get up and walk out of the goddamn movie if you put that in a goddamn movie. | ||
| I saw him flying. | ||
| Brian Callen, we're talking about one thing at a time, Fur. | ||
| No, I'm just saying, like... | ||
| Basketball? | ||
| Nobody is watching this. | ||
| Most people are listening. | ||
| We can't show this. | ||
| If LeBron James at 18 went, you know what, let me try and hit the mitts. | ||
| He would beat up everybody. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| There's certain athletes, and this is what I'm thinking about Kane, and what I'm thinking about Francis tonight. | ||
| There's certain athletes that, if they can get the mental game into a place where Kane was when he was at his peak, it's all about how easy is it For you, how much do you have to work for it? | ||
| How much of the reason why you're successful is because you've built up this insane work ethic? | ||
| So you have phenomenal cardio and an ability to push. | ||
| And can you get a guy who has that but spectacular genetics? | ||
| Like how do you get a Michael Jordan? | ||
| How do you get a Brock Lesnar? | ||
| How do you get a freak? | ||
| And can you get that freak? | ||
| To train the way, like, the best train. | ||
| Like a Kobe Bryant. | ||
| Yeah, can you get that freak, a genetic freak who has advantages? | ||
| That's some Nazi shit right there. | ||
| I would also have to say there's a big difference. | ||
| You might be a great athlete, but when you get hit in the face, when you get knocked out, what are you like the next day at practice? | ||
| How much does that get in your head? | ||
| I think certain fighters, certain people, that doesn't deter them, and some people it would. | ||
| I talked to Charles Barkley, and I said, did you ever want a dude to play football? | ||
| He goes, he's so big. | ||
| And he goes, those guys, I played for one day, and I was like, these guys are crazy. | ||
| They bang into each other. | ||
| He's 400 pounds. | ||
| Do you guys hear what happened with Bob Costas? | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Where he's like, football's bad. | ||
| There should be CT. They went, cool, why don't you sit the Super Bowl out? | ||
| His exact words were someone told him that he crossed the line. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, he is on their platform and network. | ||
| That's like you shitting on the UFC. It is a weird thing. | ||
| The UFC would go, cool, that's your belief and you're probably right, but we can't have you on our airwaves. | ||
| Well, there's got to be a way to say that. | ||
| Can you imagine having Dana White on your show and you're like talking shit on him? | ||
| Well, listen, let me tell you something. | ||
| That would be hilarious. | ||
| Dana White is one of the first guys to tell people to stop. | ||
| He's one of the first guys to tell people to stop. | ||
| He told Chuck to stop. | ||
| He was paying Chuck to not fight. | ||
| He was like, don't fight. | ||
| He goes, I'll pay you to not fight. | ||
| I do not want you to fight. | ||
| He'll tell guys that he can make millions of dollars off. | ||
| No. | ||
| Don't fight. | ||
| They make plenty of money. | ||
| There's people that want to fight, and this is where the real philosophical debate comes in. | ||
| If you think a guy should retire, but he doesn't think he should retire, but he's going to die someday, and so are you. | ||
| Who should tell you what you can and can't do? | ||
| How do you have to say fighters from themselves? | ||
| You're right. | ||
| You're right and he's right. | ||
| Everybody's right. | ||
| That's the problem. | ||
| It's like one of those really complicated debates where it's like, what does that mean? | ||
| Didn't you do that to Brendan? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But I love him and I knew he was on his way out. | ||
| I knew he was on his way out. | ||
| And I would hope that if I was fighting and someone was close to me and knew... | ||
| When I was really good... | ||
| When I was doing Taekwondo tournaments, we got to a point when I was somewhere around like 20 or 21 when I realized there was no future in it, and I started dropping off. | ||
| And one of the things was because I started training with other young guys, like a lot of guys who were doing kickboxing and boxing, and I realized, oh, they're doing it the way I used to do it, but I'm not doing it that way anymore. | ||
| No, no, it's that they're obsessed. | ||
| They're in the gym all day. | ||
| They're living it. | ||
| And I realized, I was like, you know, I'd met some... | ||
| Some young guys. | ||
| One kid, this guy, Dana Rosenblatt, who wound up being New England middleweight boxing champion. | ||
| We did a lot of training together. | ||
| He was a really tough kid. | ||
| I remember watching him fight on Tuesday Night Fights. | ||
| Yeah, he fought Vinny Pazienza twice. | ||
| He was a top motherfucker. | ||
| He knocked out Terry Norris. | ||
| He was obsessed with it. | ||
| Yes, he did knock out Terry Norris. | ||
| He knocked out Howard Davis Jr. too. | ||
| He was legit. | ||
| He was the boxing coach for American Top Team. | ||
| And you sparred with him a little bit, right? | ||
| Yes, a lot. | ||
| He beat the shit out of me, dude. | ||
| Did you clip him though once? | ||
| I definitely did that. | ||
| But I hit him. | ||
| I believe it. | ||
| But the thing is, he let me know from sparring with him that he was way more focused on fighting than I was. | ||
| And I used to think I was as focused as I used to be. | ||
| And then I realized, oh, I'm not anymore. | ||
| No. | ||
| Here I'm a 20-year-old guy with a bunch of jobs. | ||
| A 21-year-old guy with a bunch of jobs. | ||
| And here's this kid who's, I think at the time he was like 18. He was kickboxing and boxing. | ||
| And he and I talked about it. | ||
| I was like, dude, you should just box. | ||
| He's like, you think? | ||
| I go, yeah, your boxing is fucking awesome. | ||
| Because when we would spar, that's where he would fuck me up. | ||
| He would fuck me up with boxing. | ||
| I'm like, dude, there's no money in kickboxing. | ||
| There was no money back then. | ||
| Zero. | ||
| There's still not. | ||
| But there's some. | ||
| Glory pays. | ||
| Bellator pays. | ||
| You can make money. | ||
| Lion fight pays. | ||
| There's plenty of guys... | ||
| That's a hard one. | ||
| It's hard. | ||
| It's a hard one. | ||
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It's hard. | |
| What about the PKA? What is that, PKA? PKA. What I'm saying is back then, there was nothing. | ||
| There was zero money. | ||
| You're saying that kid was super passionate about it. | ||
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100%. | |
| I was like, I gotta get out of this. | ||
| I'm gonna get brain damage. | ||
| I'm like, these young guys are gonna fuck me up. | ||
| Would you spar with them with kicks? | ||
| Yeah, we did both. | ||
| We kickboxed and we box-boxed. | ||
| You ever land sidekicks on his ass? | ||
| We sparred, man. | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| I was 21 years old. | ||
| I'm sure I hit him. | ||
| But my take from it wasn't, you know, my take from it 100% was, oh, this guy's way more focused than I am. | ||
| Like, I had my foot out the door. | ||
| And so when I saw that you had your foot out the door, I was like, shit, he's got his foot out the door. | ||
| Thank God you did. | ||
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Oh, God. | |
| Because I saw it and I was like... | ||
| Life is so good, right? | ||
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Yeah, but I saw it and I was like, dude, you have a real chance. | |
| You made the perfect decision. | ||
| I was like, you have a real chance. | ||
| Yeah, after Travis. | ||
| And you struck while the iron was hot. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You didn't wait around. | ||
| You had a giant golden opening. | ||
| I was like, dude, you're a funny guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, you're a fun guy to listen to. | ||
| I like hanging around with you. | ||
| Other people are going to like you, too. | ||
| They're going to like you on podcasts and doing stand-up. | ||
| You don't have to get punched in the face. | ||
| And he misses fighting every day. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
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Ha, ha, ha. | |
| You can't give that advice to everybody and a lot of people got mad at me for giving that advice. | ||
| I'm like, I wouldn't give anybody that advice. | ||
| We love Joe. | ||
| I saw it and I was like, ah, this is a fucking hill. | ||
| Fighting is like a part of your past, you know what I mean? | ||
| Like you got some other shit going on. | ||
| I can't believe I did that. | ||
| Dude, I was like, this is a hill I'm willing to die on. | ||
| I know you don't want to be doing this. | ||
| No one wants to tell you you don't want to be doing this. | ||
| No, no, thank you. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Thank you, brother. | ||
| Thank you for listening. | ||
| Thank you for listening. | ||
| Because instead of losing a friend, now I see a friend grow. | ||
| You know what is weird? | ||
| I didn't at first. | ||
| The competitor came out. | ||
| I was like, fuck, Joe, man. | ||
| I'm going to cut to 205. And I was dieting, training. | ||
| And I was like, what the fuck am I doing? | ||
| I knew it was a risk. | ||
| Then I just shot my first comedy special. | ||
| I knew it was a risk. | ||
| You opened and you opened. | ||
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Ah, we had a good time! | |
| Life is great. | ||
|
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Perfect. | |
| I love those pictures of us, all three of us. | ||
| No, I've never told anybody to do that before. | ||
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I've never told anybody to do that. | |
| I'm about to cry, so let's move on. | ||
| Oh, man, we love you, man. | ||
| Yeah, you almost started crying when you were going out there. | ||
| He goes, I'm about to cry. | ||
| Dude, comedy special's a big deal. | ||
| I just know this. | ||
| I don't know if you miss fighting or whatever. | ||
| What's crazy is I did stand up in the comic store last night, drove back to watch Roy Nelson and Crow Cop fight. | ||
| I thought, how crazy is this, man? | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| I knew it. | ||
| I knew you could do it. | ||
| Because you have a pro-athlete's work ethic applied to something that you really enjoy. | ||
| You might be the toughest comedian. | ||
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100%. | |
| No, Joe's tough. | ||
|
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100%. | |
| No, he's 100%. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| If you guys fought, I'm going to be honest. | ||
| If you guys fought, I'd go, Brennan got a lot of size on him. | ||
| Hey, look at me right now. | ||
| I love Joe. | ||
| I love me too, but I'm with you. | ||
| I wouldn't be surprised if Joe Rogan landed a fucking turning sidekick. | ||
| Look at me right now. | ||
| Excuse me, sir. | ||
| Why are you guys doing this? | ||
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If Fett has decided to fight Joe at me, he kills both of us. | |
| He kills us. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| But I know one thing. | ||
| If it ended up on the ground... | ||
| No way is Brendan going to be able to finish Joe. | ||
| No way. | ||
| Really? | ||
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No way. | |
| You don't think so? | ||
| Impossible. | ||
| Hey, let me... | ||
| Can I just say one thing, Joe? | ||
| You've got to worry about Joe. | ||
| Eddie? | ||
| Eddie? | ||
| He never talks about himself in jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Eddie? | ||
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Eddie? | |
| But Joe will fuck you. | ||
| Excuse me, sir. | ||
| I just have to say one thing. | ||
| I know I have seen Brendan Schaub with some of the best jiu-jitsu guys ever. | ||
| In the world. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Please put an end to this nonsense. | ||
| And I've watched him tap them every 12 seconds. | ||
| Smaller guys. | ||
| And I'll tell you the names afterwards. | ||
| Put some money on. | ||
| And you're going to go like this. | ||
| Listen, I saw him. | ||
| Listen, I saw Brendan 100% stall out with Cyborg and get in his guard and go to the ground with him purposefully. | ||
| Call the shop shut down. | ||
| There's no way. | ||
| No, listen. | ||
| I'm not dogging your digits at all. | ||
| You got to stop it. | ||
| You guys are drunk. | ||
| I am not. | ||
| He would crush me like a butt. | ||
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I'm just saying. | |
| You got more sides on him? | ||
| He's 60 pounds bigger than me. | ||
| I gave him his black belt. | ||
| Here's where I'm at, Eddie. | ||
| I know where he's at. | ||
| Joe could tap me out right now if we're dead serious. | ||
| I wouldn't give a fuck. | ||
| Good for you. | ||
| I'm working on new material. | ||
| I don't give a fuck. | ||
| We were just singing in a fantasy world. | ||
| Let me be honest. | ||
| I've never tapped. | ||
| Anybody who's any good anywhere near as big as you. | ||
| I've watched Brendan Schaub take the best in the world. | ||
| It wouldn't happen. | ||
| There's physical advantages that people have that are so stunning. | ||
| They're so stunning that it's creepy. | ||
| Brendan has the reach. | ||
| Brendan has the reach. | ||
| I'll give him a reach. | ||
| When I give you a name, when I tell you the name, he's a giant. | ||
| There's certain people that they get a hold of you. | ||
| It's confusing. | ||
| I watched him destroy one of the best guys in the world. | ||
| I'm going to be honest. | ||
| He ain't got no cardio. | ||
| Okay, zero. | ||
| I don't either right now. | ||
| He knows that. | ||
| It's always no problem. | ||
| Guys, you can't talk over each other. | ||
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It's ruthless. | |
| I'm trying to tell you. | ||
| I'm trying to give you props. | ||
| I'm saying, I'm going back to Brennan because I know Brennan's in fucking Colorado. | ||
| He's in the fucking mountains. | ||
| Yo, I don't know what you're talking about. | ||
| Eddie Bravo, listen to me right now. | ||
| I got a new bit on SeaWorld I want to talk about. | ||
| He does those, listen to me. | ||
| I just tried new material about being a Backstreet Boy. | ||
| It's going really well. | ||
| He puts those yoga mats on his hips and does like 500 pound fuck thrusts. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just settle down, bro. | ||
| He's a different kind of person. | ||
| He's a different kind of human. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| I know the difference between... | ||
| You always gasp. | ||
| You always gasp. | ||
| I got no chance, man. | ||
| You know how many times I saw him get through a round, and I wanted to give him advice on what he did wrong? | ||
| And he was like, fuck, shut up! | ||
| I can't breathe, man. | ||
| He's like, I can't fucking even breathe right now. | ||
| My cardio is down. | ||
| His hand was in the wrong spot. | ||
| That's an interesting thing. | ||
| I've never done more cardio in my life. | ||
| I do cardio super regularly. | ||
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Your boys at Aerosol hooked me up. | |
| Did you finally get one? | ||
| My cardio was always the worst part of my jiu-jitsu game. | ||
| When you got somebody in a truck and you put a crotch repper on, Joe would just rip through people's legs. | ||
| It's a crotch ripper. | ||
| It's like a banana split in wrestling. | ||
| But it's a little different. | ||
| The legs are spread differently. | ||
| Joe is fucking the master of that motherfucker. | ||
| He's crushed. | ||
| He's crushed with it. | ||
| Are there any other comedians who did? | ||
| It just goes against your hip. | ||
| Are there any other comedians who wrestled or anything like that? | ||
| Adam Hunter. | ||
| Adam Hunter's a really good wrestler. | ||
| He's really good. | ||
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He teaches. | |
| Who wrestled at the same high school? | ||
| We wrestled at the same high school. | ||
| Who else is there at the common store? | ||
| Jay Moore. | ||
| Jay Moore can wrestle. | ||
| Jay Moore? | ||
| That's not getting carried away. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| Jay Moore can wrestle. | ||
| I'd wrestle around with Jay a little bit. | ||
| Well, people tell me that Jay Moore actually has coached wrestling. | ||
| Well, Jay Moore's not... | ||
| No, he's not. | ||
| He's alright. | ||
| He's never coached like a kid or anything? | ||
| Yeah, he coached, but Jay wasn't a real wrestler. | ||
| But I'm just being, oh my god, look at this crash on TV. Holy shit. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Oh my god, look at all these cars. | ||
| Did they all die? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| I thought walls didn't work. | ||
| Oh my god, look at the moon. | ||
|
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It's round, Eddie. | |
| That's fake. | ||
| This whole thing's fake. | ||
| The crash. | ||
| The moon. | ||
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The walls don't work. | |
| Look. | ||
| They don't. | ||
| The walls don't work. | ||
| Oh my Jesus. | ||
| Look at this shit, dude. | ||
| Oh, look at this pileup, dude. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| This is insane. | ||
| How fast are these guys going, do you think? | ||
| 202 miles an hour, sir. | ||
| Is that true? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I had Dale Earnhardt Jr. You didn't watch Dale Earnhardt Jr.? | ||
| He was great on the podcast. | ||
| I liked that guy. | ||
| He's a really, really, really nice guy. | ||
| And talk about a guy who's had some problems with concussions. | ||
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I never thought about that. | |
| He's had 1,000 concussions. | ||
| Who? | ||
| Dale Earnhardt Jr.? | ||
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Really? | |
| Yeah, man. | ||
| He had to go to rehab for it. | ||
|
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Look at this fucking crash, man. | |
| They're all different crashes. | ||
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What? | |
| What? | ||
| In the same day? | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| In the same day? | ||
| Yeah, it's a race. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Is there a crash every race? | ||
|
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Jesus Christ! | |
| No! | ||
| Every race. | ||
| There's got to be sure. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Are you sure about that? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| 100%? | ||
| Do you watch it? | ||
| No, but yeah, there's crashes all the time. | ||
| So a good night, you take the family to the raceway, a good night, three, four crashes. | ||
| Let's take a guess. | ||
| Let's take a guess. | ||
| Let's Google it. | ||
| Damn! | ||
| Eddie, what's your guess? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Do you think there's a crash every race? | ||
| No. | ||
| I believe Jamie because he's from Ohio. | ||
| They don't watch NASCAR. I'm going to go with Jamie. | ||
| I think Jamie's correct. | ||
| Louisiana watches NASCAR. I would say most races end in some kind of a crash. | ||
| Colorado, all that shit. | ||
| It's all the same. | ||
| You guys are all the same. | ||
| Dude, who won it? | ||
| Because I could give two fucks. | ||
| Racing is a weird thing, though. | ||
| Can you imagine taking your family and spending $200 on the race and there's no crash? | ||
| It's an average of 220 crashes per year. | ||
| It's 360. That's not every show. | ||
| They race every day. | ||
| Yeah, there's like 30 races. | ||
| If they raced every weekend... | ||
| That's a shitload of crashes. | ||
| That's a lot of crashes. | ||
| You're pretty close. | ||
| And they don't race every weekend. | ||
| But do the main guys crash? | ||
| They're probably counting all the amateur races. | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
| They're talking about the assholes in the back. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Demolition. | ||
| Them boys make bank, though, huh? | ||
| Just left turns all day. | ||
| A lot of money. | ||
| Is there racing that goes the other way? | ||
| Do they ever say, fuck it? | ||
| Is that too crazy? | ||
| Probably in some Baltic state. | ||
| Well, the real racing is Formula One. | ||
| Correct! | ||
| Like my boy Daniel. | ||
| Yeah, well that's a different thing. | ||
| You know, I was watching that there's a, on YouTube, there's a video of an overlap between a GT3 car, which is like a Porsche like Brendan has, and a Formula One car. | ||
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It's like, Jesus Christ, they're so much faster! | |
| You watch the GT3 car, you're like, oh, that guy's flying. | ||
| And then you see the Formula One car. | ||
| I want to see that. | ||
| Do you have a video of that? | ||
| Yeah, there's a video of it. | ||
| See if you get it online. | ||
| Comparison between Formula One and GT3. GT3 is like a Porsche. | ||
| You know how big Talladega Nights, the sequel, would be? | ||
| Oh, my motherfucking God. | ||
| Especially if they can get Borat to jump back on board. | ||
| Are you kidding me? | ||
| Bobby. | ||
| He was amazing. | ||
| Who's better than John C. Reilly and Will Ferrell? | ||
| When they're together, shit. | ||
| I know. | ||
| It's fucking magic. | ||
| Yeah, it might be it. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at the difference. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| See the one on the left and one on the right? | ||
| Look at the one on the right. | ||
| The one on the right is Formula One. | ||
| The one on the left is GT3. It's fucking crazy the difference. | ||
| See that car and then watch it. | ||
| Look at which faster. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| That is real racing. | ||
| That's why Europeans think Americans are goofy. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| That's Indy? | ||
| You're Martian for error. | ||
| That's Formula One. | ||
| Yeah, that's Formula One. | ||
| That's basically, you're like sitting on a missile. | ||
| Well, they're also... | ||
| If you see, it's a changing course. | ||
| The Formula 1 course has a lot of turns, right? | ||
| See if you could get a map of a Formula 1. That's right. | ||
| Formula is like a crazy track when NASCAR is just a circle. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| NASCAR is like an oval, right? | ||
| Most of the time, yeah. | ||
| They do have street courses, though. | ||
| Oh, they do? | ||
| NASCAR does? | ||
| Yeah, they don't usually do it, though. | ||
| What's an average formula? | ||
| Pull up a famous... | ||
| I'm pulling up. | ||
| What's a famous... | ||
| Formula One race. | ||
| They have a bunch, right? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I know there was a guy. | ||
| You know that. | ||
| What's a famous Formula One race? | ||
| Mario Andretti. | ||
| A famous Formula One race? | ||
| Racer or race? | ||
| No, race. | ||
| A race. | ||
| Isn't the one in Monaco? | ||
| Isn't there one in Monaco? | ||
| Do you know what that one's called? | ||
| Grand Prix. | ||
| Monaco. | ||
| The Monaco. | ||
| It's got 17 and 19 turns in it. | ||
| Yeah, okay. | ||
| Let me see what that looks like. | ||
| Let's see what that looks like. | ||
| Jamie is... | ||
| Hey, this guy's a handsome devil. | ||
| Beautiful, man. | ||
| When am I going to lose it? | ||
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I haven't lost it yet. | |
| Look at all that shit. | ||
| Look at all those turns. | ||
| God damn, those are crazy. | ||
| Look at the upper right-hand corner. | ||
| Like a fish's mouth. | ||
| Look at that crazy turn. | ||
| Like an eel face. | ||
| Yeah, that's crazy. | ||
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Look at that turn. | |
| So what do you think the NASCAR thing is? | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Why don't they want all that shit? | ||
| Because they want to be able to see the whole race from where they're sitting. | ||
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Because here, you can't see shit if you're sitting in Formula One. | |
| It's so expensive. | ||
| Who's waiting for the cars to pass by? | ||
| This sucks. | ||
| That's why there's nobody there. | ||
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There's like four people standing there. | |
| You want to watch a car and just race? | ||
| I get it. | ||
| Those fucking country guys, they got a damn. | ||
| That's exactly right. | ||
| Meanwhile, they think they're intellectual. | ||
| You're only going to get to see it. | ||
| It's like odds. | ||
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You're only going to get to see it. | |
| That's it. | ||
| Let's play free time with that flamethrower. | ||
| He's right. | ||
| Are you listening to him? | ||
| They have fucking tents and shit. | ||
| Have barbecues. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You get to see 30 seconds of car. | ||
| Meanwhile, the country, they're the ones that are geniuses. | ||
| This wreck happened this year in the F1 race in China. | ||
| Oh, this is where the girl fucks up. | ||
| Did someone die? | ||
| I don't want to see it. | ||
| No, she broke her neck. | ||
| She's back, though. | ||
| She's pretty hot, too. | ||
| She's still racing? | ||
| Hell yeah, she's back right now. | ||
| Maybe there was just bone spurs in there. | ||
| She flies into the wall. | ||
| She flew into the wall. | ||
| She's young, too. | ||
| She's alright, though. | ||
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She's only 17? | |
| She races Formula One? | ||
| She's not legal. | ||
| Holy fuck, dude. | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| Her parents got assigned for that shit. | ||
| For sure go to school. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| But Formula One is so expensive, like just to have one car. | ||
| So expensive. | ||
| Does it? | ||
| It's more? | ||
| Way more. | ||
| How come? | ||
| Oh, so much more. | ||
| Fucking European prices. | ||
| It's like the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds. | ||
| Is that what they do? | ||
| It's like... | ||
| You admit it. | ||
| Is that Illuminati? | ||
| I'll admit nothing. | ||
| Illuminati. | ||
| Move in. | ||
| Move in. | ||
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How couldn't Formula One be Illuminati? | |
| How couldn't it be? | ||
| What if it wasn't? | ||
| I know it is. | ||
| What if it wasn't? | ||
| What if it wasn't? | ||
| Just a quick Google search. | ||
| The price to run at a NASCAR team. | ||
| If the Illuminati are not at Formula One races, what the fuck are you doing? | ||
| Hold on, listen to Jamie here for a moment, please. | ||
| I just quickly Google searched. | ||
| An average team costs anywhere between $20 to $60 million for NASCAR. For F1, it's anywhere between $200. | ||
| It's around $250 million, it says. | ||
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What? | |
| It's expensive. | ||
| And those Red Bull, Mercedes, Ferrari, Porsche, those boys make bank too. | ||
| Hey, buddy, Daniel, there's Lewis Hamilton. | ||
| How about Lewis Hamilton was a mixed family. | ||
| His dad would fucking work like three jobs just because it's so expensive as a kid to do it. | ||
| He's like, I'll pay for it, but you gotta win. | ||
| You gotta fucking win if I'm going to do this. | ||
| How crazy is it that nobody knows about it, but there's so much money involved in it? | ||
| No, America doesn't know about it. | ||
| America doesn't know about it. | ||
| My brother does, but that's about it. | ||
| Guys, we've got to stop talking over each other. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| Nobody, there's no like, no kids are into Formula One racing. | ||
| Unless you're born into like the Vanderbilt, the fucking Harrimans, you know what I mean? | ||
| They don't, the masses are not into this shit. | ||
| You and I are not getting it. | ||
| But that's only in America, right? | ||
| In Europe, it's very popular. | ||
| The kids don't give a fuck about that shit in Europe. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| It's huge in Europe. | ||
| It's huge. | ||
| No, they love it. | ||
| No, I think it's wrong. | ||
| Lewis Hamilton grew up doing it. | ||
| My boy Dana grew up doing it. | ||
| I think that's incorrect. | ||
| I think only the Rockefellers are into it. | ||
| I think that's incorrect. | ||
| They like it in Australia as well. | ||
| As somebody who grew up overseas, I can promise you, in the Middle East, in anywhere in Europe, my father is at Vanderbilt. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But it's so popular. | ||
| Ariat Senna. | ||
| Look at Senna's funeral. | ||
| Bring up Ariat Senna's funeral in Brazil. | ||
| He died. | ||
| He was the best. | ||
| And take a look at how many people showed up for his funeral in Brazil. | ||
| Take a look at this, please. | ||
| More or less than Michael Jackson. | ||
| He was a racer? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He was a nice racer. | ||
| And he's got his son who races now? | ||
| I believe so. | ||
| He was the greatest. | ||
| And he was such a monk. | ||
| He wouldn't even hang with girls. | ||
| In the US, we would never know. | ||
| He was like a matador. | ||
| He only thought about racing. | ||
| He was a beast, dude. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think a thing went through his... | ||
| Look at that funeral. | ||
| Look at that funeral. | ||
| Everybody came out. | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| It goes all the way back. | ||
| There's an amazing documentary just called Senna. | ||
| You can get it on iTunes. | ||
| Netflix? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Maybe it's on Netflix. | ||
| Why is everything Netflix with you? | ||
| It might be. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| But I got it off of iTunes. | ||
| It's fucking incredible, man. | ||
| When you see the footage of those guys. | ||
| Man, it's just like... | ||
| I mean, you're living your life on these split-second decisions and controlling some impossibly powerful vehicle when you're going around these fucking turns and everything's happening so fast. | ||
| And this guy just had this lightning precision ability to make decisions. | ||
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He was a hero. | |
| It's like Dale Earnhardt Jr. when his pappy died. | ||
| Then they fixed the car, so no one's really died since. | ||
| Once his dad died, they're like, we need to fix this shit. | ||
| And now there's all sorts of safety stuff in it. | ||
| That was a fascinating conversation about how many concussions that guys had because I never would have thought of that. | ||
| How many did he have? | ||
| A ton! | ||
| He had to do rehab for it. | ||
| A bunch of rehab. | ||
| And he had moments where for six months he was just a mess. | ||
| Andy Stumpf, he's had so many concussions because they would blast doors, and he would be the one to set the charge, and all his friends are hanging, hiding, and he'd be like, where the fuck am I going to go? | ||
| Andy said he's had over like 200. 200 concussions. | ||
| That can't end well. | ||
| Got shot in the hip, can't feel his foot from the knee down. | ||
| Why is he staying with you right now? | ||
| Because he had a place to stay, but I go, stay with me. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
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We're going to have a fucking party. | |
| When we were on The Man Show, we had a sketch that got declined. | ||
| It was about an Asian NASCAR driver. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| He was blowing up because he was just always wrecking and drove the ratings up, so everybody wanted him. | ||
| It's not a bad sketch. | ||
| You would have to have an Asian guy write that, though. | ||
| Like, if Bobby Lee wrote that, it would be cool. | ||
| But if we wrote it, it would be super rude. | ||
| He was involved in the most epic wrecks. | ||
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You know what I mean? | |
| And people loved him. | ||
| What do we got here? | ||
| We're watching golf. | ||
| How dare us? | ||
| Who's ever played this shit? | ||
| I've played it. | ||
| It's boring. | ||
| I've played a lot. | ||
| Really? | ||
| A lot, buddy? | ||
| Your pappy plays, right? | ||
| I used to play once a year in a charity event. | ||
| They can't wiretap you out in the fucking golf course. | ||
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That's why all those rich white people, they're out there going, I'm glad you guys agreed that you have the same view on politics. | |
| Golf, it's just an excuse. | ||
| Is there a one game that symbolizes more like really super rich dudes out there making deals, playing a game, like golf? | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| They literally tell you, if you want to succeed in business, people tell you, you should learn how to play golf. | ||
| Tell us how it happens, Brian. | ||
| And it's 99% white. | ||
| He doesn't go out there playing golf with business people. | ||
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But imagine. | |
| Hypothetically, like OJ. I'll tell you a real story. | ||
| I'll tell you a true story. | ||
| How does it go down? | ||
| Here's a good story for you. | ||
| Tell me about it. | ||
| So, my mother and my father, this guy comes out to play golf. | ||
| My father, who was a big investment guy, and he wanted my father to invest in his company. | ||
| What year is this? | ||
| In this investment firm, whatever thing. | ||
| What year, B? What year? | ||
| This is 1990. They're on a mild tee. | ||
| Yep, yep, yep. | ||
| 1990. And they go out to play golf in Greenwich, Connecticut. | ||
| My mother watches him. | ||
| Everybody cheats at golf. | ||
| But my mother sees him kick the ball just a little bit into a better lie. | ||
| Because he was in a taller grass, kicked the ball into like shorter grass so he could get a better swing. | ||
| Here's the difference. | ||
| When I do that, I go, I'm kicking the ball in. | ||
| He did it, but he looked around to make sure nobody was watching. | ||
| My mother, Sicilian girl from New York City, just went, oh, interesting. | ||
| Oh, your mom's a snitch. | ||
| She goes, you tried to do it. | ||
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Snitch. | |
| Your mom's a fucking snitch. | ||
| Snitch, bro. | ||
| So watch this. | ||
| That's the takeaway. | ||
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Your mom's a snitch. | |
| My mother goes, wow, that guy just cheated secretly and it's a bullshit game. | ||
|
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Snitch. | |
| She goes, bad guy. | ||
| She says to my father. | ||
| Bad guy? | ||
| She goes, watch this. | ||
| She goes, don't invest in this thing. | ||
| That guy's a crook. | ||
| My father goes, bullshit. | ||
| She goes, if you do, I'm going to divorce you. | ||
| My father goes, Jesus, you're really serious. | ||
| He goes, I'll divorce you. | ||
| Well, hey, what if you were playing pool? | ||
| Check it out. | ||
| Guy went to jail. | ||
| Guy went to jail for 15 years. | ||
| That guy was Donald Trump. | ||
| It was a huge deal. | ||
| I'll tell you his name afterwards, but he was a huge fucking scam artist. | ||
| He was one of those guys. | ||
| In the news, everything else, that whole thing, everybody invested went pro. | ||
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What guy? | |
| Don't do shit around Mama Callen. | ||
| Mama Callen's a snitch. | ||
| Why is he looking at you? | ||
| You know that guy. | ||
| You know that guy, bro. | ||
| What guy? | ||
| You know that guy. | ||
| Okay, so what happens? | ||
| The little things in life you can pick up on. | ||
| Well, Jiu-Jitsu, perfect example. | ||
| Eddie, remember, there was one time where Eddie met this guy. | ||
| And the guy just started doing jujitsu. | ||
| Like, he was a white belt. | ||
| And he called Eddie up and he told Eddie, yeah, I got a bunch of guys on a triangle today. | ||
| And I armbarred a guy. | ||
| And he was like, what the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| And he knew right away. | ||
| Like, this guy's full of shit. | ||
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Bro, you didn't triangle a bunch of people and armbar people on your first day. | |
| You don't even know how to do those things. | ||
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That's so weird. | |
| People lie in the weirdest way. | ||
| But he knew right away. | ||
| Eddie talking to him, he's like, what? | ||
| Because the only reason he started doing jujitsu is because he wanted us to co-promote some kind of martial arts event. | ||
| And I didn't know if he was a legit promoter or not. | ||
| He seemed really cool. | ||
| He knew some people that I knew. | ||
| He wanted to do the show and he was going to involve me in it. | ||
| Then he came down to my school and after one class, he's telling me the next day, I fucking loved it, man. | ||
| I triangled a couple guys. | ||
| I'm like, wait a minute, first day ever? | ||
| He goes, yeah, I'm so crazy. | ||
| This comes natural to me. | ||
| And I thought, shit, maybe I shouldn't go into business with this guy. | ||
| So right there, I was like, I gotta back out now. | ||
| This motherfucker lying about jujitsu. | ||
| He'll lie about everything else. | ||
| There came a time where I had to sit him down, you know, but it was ugly. | ||
| Sit him down and kick him out of the gym. | ||
| Joe and I, ever since we were, like, we've known each other since we were 28, and we'd just be talking, and then, like, I'd say something. | ||
| I'd be like, yeah. | ||
| You know, I'd be like, I don't know. | ||
| Yeah, I thought whatever it might be. | ||
| Like, I tapped him out, and then I'm like, not really. | ||
| You know, whatever we'd say. | ||
| We'd be like, what? | ||
| You'd tell a little white lie because you just didn't, you're just, it's convenient, and then I was like, you have to walk it back. | ||
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Never happened. | |
| You're like, nah, it didn't happen. | ||
| It's a weird thing when people make shit up, though. | ||
| Yeah, he was a kung fu champion. | ||
| Traveled to Okinawa, fought everyone bare knuckle. | ||
| There was a lot of those guys. | ||
| Back when I first opened up 10th Planet, this was 2004, there was a girl that trained there. | ||
| And she just started training there. | ||
| She was like a CrossFit-type chick. | ||
| She was like buff. | ||
| And she just started. | ||
| She was like six months into it. | ||
| And she starts telling me that she tapped one of my purple belts. | ||
| And she's 105 pounds. | ||
| I'm like damn what you tell you tap cave And I said okay because I don't want people to have like a false sense of security and you get so you gotta know what You you can't if someone if you sometimes when you go with a kid you let them take an arm bar You let them. | ||
| When they're kids. | ||
| But when they're adults, if you do that to them, they're gonna actually think they really tapped you. | ||
| They're not gonna know. | ||
| Some of them will say, oh, he let me. | ||
| He's going light. | ||
| He let me. | ||
| He's going light. | ||
| Some will go, fuck, I'm tapping these motherfuckers out. | ||
| And I'm a bad motherfucker. | ||
| And this girl totally thought that. | ||
| Well, I remember when I first learned, man, I was a little confused. | ||
| I was like, what's happening here? | ||
| Am I actually tapping this person? | ||
| This doesn't make any sense. | ||
| I'm like, I figured it out pretty quick. | ||
| And then the girl called me. | ||
| The girl called me and said, hey, listen, I'm excited. | ||
| I just won first place in my division and second place in absolute. | ||
| Call me back. | ||
| I want to tell you what's up. | ||
| She was so excited. | ||
| She won first place in her division and second place in absolutes. | ||
| How many matches do you think she won? | ||
| Two. | ||
| Zero. | ||
| Did everybody forfeit? | ||
| She won her division because no one showed up. | ||
| She had one match in absolute and she lost. | ||
| She won her division and she got second in absolute. | ||
| She was acting like she won the lottery. | ||
| There was a girl I dated. | ||
| It's like crying and shit. | ||
| There was a girl I went on a date with. | ||
| Like, this ain't American Idol. | ||
| I went on a date with a girl. | ||
| You didn't find any. | ||
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You lost. | |
| It's so fucking weird. | ||
| Some people do that. | ||
| I went on a date with a girl, and she was weird. | ||
| We went on a date, and I was like, this is weird. | ||
| She was just weird. | ||
| Just a little zany. | ||
| And then I get a call from her a year later, and she goes, make sure you watch. | ||
| It was a show like The Practice. | ||
| Make sure you watch The Practice. | ||
| She goes, because my hands are in it, and I push a door. | ||
| I'm not kidding. | ||
| I go... | ||
| I start laughing. | ||
| I go, yeah, right. | ||
| I go, what are you talking about? | ||
| She goes, well, my hands are... | ||
| You'll see my hands. | ||
| I'm just calling my friends. | ||
| Tell them because that's like my first TV thing. | ||
| I go, you got to get out more. | ||
| Are there hand actors? | ||
| I go, you got to get out more. | ||
| She goes... | ||
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What? | |
| I go, you can't tell people that. | ||
| You can't call people and tell them. | ||
| She goes, I have my whole family watching. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| It's my first time on TV. I go, it's not. | ||
| It's your hands. | ||
| Because I guess Glenn closed somebody who was going to push the door, but they used her hands instead because she's not going to do a close-up picture. | ||
| And I go, you can't. | ||
| Tell people. | ||
| She was so excited. | ||
| She's a good person, but I was like, you can't tell people that. | ||
| You can't tell people that, because they're going to think it's weird. | ||
| And some people just don't have a gauge, maybe, for how weird that sounds. | ||
| It might be a big deal to them, though, you know? | ||
| Like, you're on all these big TV shows for her. | ||
| You've got to know that that's not a big deal. | ||
| Maybe she comes from a small town, and she's like, look, those are my... | ||
| A huge part of success is knowing when you suck and when you're good. | ||
| That's not a matter of sucking or gooding. | ||
| It's a matter of it's not being that important a moment. | ||
| But for her, if she likes you, she thinks maybe you'd want to see her. | ||
| Oh, that's my friend Alice's hands. | ||
| No, because we had lost talk. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| I was in a rollercoaster. | ||
| She was calling everybody. | ||
| Maybe or maybe she was trying to reconnect with one of the more interesting guys. | ||
| No, I was number 78 on the list, bro. | ||
| No, I was number 78. I wish that was true. | ||
| I wish it was true. | ||
| Maybe she was trying to reconnect with a well-read, handsome gentleman with a real six-pack without even flexing. | ||
| And a real career, and she was trying to fuck. | ||
| I didn't have a real career back then. | ||
| She likes strange, whittled-down wrists and forearms. | ||
| Hey, man, don't say anything about my wrists, man. | ||
| I'm sensitive about that shit, bro. | ||
| Something pokey. | ||
| Pokey. | ||
| Wrists and forearms. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| You took your shirt off. | ||
| This is stupid. | ||
| I got carried away. | ||
| I'm an idiot. | ||
| I'm an idiot. | ||
| This whole podcast is ridiculous. | ||
| I'm 52, and I took my shirt off, and I was throwing punches. | ||
| There's no difference, man. | ||
| The only difference is you're better at being a person than you were when you were 32 or 22. Yeah, that's all it is. | ||
| Or you're just stuck in your ways. | ||
| No, you're better at being a person. | ||
| You're better at doing it with the least amount of fucking stress and more friendly. | ||
| You're better at life. | ||
| Yeah, you're better at life. | ||
| But at the end of the day, you're just a person. | ||
| It's all the same shit. | ||
| Shredded, but still a person. | ||
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Did he have... | |
| What did they call that? | ||
| Did he have... | ||
| What is that? | ||
| Obliques. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| There's a... | ||
| Dick root or something. | ||
| Dick root? | ||
| No, he wasn't showing dick root. | ||
| Yeah, he wasn't showing dick root. | ||
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No dick root? | |
| Dick root is when guys pull their sweatpants down. | ||
| It's a weird thing that, you know, it's kind of grown. | ||
| I think it's going to go the way of the bell-bottom, personally. | ||
| Dick Root? | ||
| Yeah, I get it, bro. | ||
| No one shows it now. | ||
| When's the last time you saw it? | ||
| Those guys are still slinging it. | ||
| The greatest is the game. | ||
| They're still wearing fucking afflictions. | ||
| The game with his dick. | ||
| I can't believe the game showed his dick like that. | ||
| He's a fat dick. | ||
| I want to let you guys know that I co-opt. | ||
| That's my term. | ||
| Dick Root. | ||
| I invented that shit. | ||
| So if it's out there, it's a lexicon. | ||
| You know, my boy Brett Ernst says that. | ||
| The guy's got a good root. | ||
| Depressive root. | ||
| That's a different thing. | ||
| That's a different thing. | ||
| He's talking about the physical dick. | ||
| Dick root is the base, like the bottom of the tree, bro. | ||
| Like where the leaves hit the bark. | ||
| Good thing DC's clear in that picture. | ||
| He's got a MacBook. | ||
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Oh, cool. | |
| Thanks for being clear on the right there. | ||
| Well, you know, they're Skyping him in, man. | ||
| That's the difference between ESPN from decades ago and now. | ||
| People don't give a fuck. | ||
| Think about how many YouTube videos that people watch that are all grainy and shit. | ||
| They don't care. | ||
| They want the information. | ||
| They want to hear Cormier talk. | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| You want to fight Francis? | ||
| I think Brendan needs CNN. I think he needs good production. | ||
| You know that DC's wearing his options. | ||
| You know he's wearing his options. | ||
| You need to see Washington Post. | ||
| DC's going to defend his Mexican brother. | ||
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Wow. | |
| He's... | ||
| DC vs. | ||
| Francis would be fucking crazy. | ||
| Still going DC. Wow, really? | ||
| I don't bet against DC, unless it's against John Jones. | ||
| It's hard to bet against Ngannou. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I mean, you could tell how much stronger he was than Kane. | ||
| Usually Kane throws people around, but he couldn't throw this dude around. | ||
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Talk about Kane from 2002, Eddie. | |
| John would beat Francis. | ||
| Let me tell you something, man. | ||
|
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John Jones? | |
| Yeah. | ||
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Wow. | |
| I bet, oh dude, five dollars. | ||
| Why waste a handshake? | ||
| John's on another level. | ||
| Another level technically. | ||
| I bet you're rich now or something. | ||
| Like yeah, five dollars don't mean nothing. | ||
| Who does John fight next? | ||
| The thing about, if DC fought Francis, DC would not, you know, he has more options. | ||
| He's healthier than Kane is. | ||
| Right? | ||
| He's got more options in terms of the way he moves. | ||
| He's 40. Also, yeah he is. | ||
| But also, he's got success at heavyweight against Stipe. | ||
| He's won the Strikeforce Grand Prix. | ||
| I mean, he threw Josh Barnett around. | ||
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He knocked out Stipe. | |
| Like he was a fucking He was a tank, man. | ||
| He was a tank when he was in Strikeforce. | ||
| And then at 205, it may very well be that he fights at his best at heavyweight. | ||
| I like him and John at heavyweight because DC has power at heavyweight. | ||
| He doesn't cut weight. | ||
| We've never seen John at heavyweight. | ||
| I don't want to see them at light heavyweight. | ||
| We've seen how that works out, just not in the cards. | ||
| It would be a phenomenal fight at heavyweight. | ||
| At heavyweight, that shit is ridiculous. | ||
| But this guy at heavyweight, that's the scariest one. | ||
| See, I find John scarier. | ||
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Woo! | |
| I find John Scarra. | ||
| You think it'll be like a DC avenging his brother's loss? | ||
| Oh, there it is. | ||
| That's how I set it up. | ||
| But DC's going to retire in March, he says. | ||
| When he turns 40. Which Dana's going to shut your fucking mouth for his money. | ||
| If they keep coming with the shackles. | ||
| You retire when I say. | ||
| So here's your money. | ||
| Here's John. | ||
| Wait, here's Brock. | ||
| Here's John. | ||
| Or here's Francis. | ||
| DC, to me, just from his stature, is the most impressive fighter to ever step in the octagon in terms of what he has to work with as far as being 5'9", 5'10", maybe? | ||
| No, he's taller than that. | ||
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He's 5'11". | |
| I think he's 5'11". | ||
| He's at least 5'10". | ||
| Let's say 5'10". | ||
| I'll give him 5'10". | ||
| No, but you're right. | ||
| He's below six feet tall. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| And he's a tank. | ||
| His shoulders are narrow. | ||
| 5'11". | ||
| And is basically undefeated except for Jon Jones. | ||
| It's astonishing. | ||
| He's so talented. | ||
| Jamie could find out right now. | ||
| But Google doesn't count for height and weight. | ||
| They don't? | ||
| I have an Instagram and he's standing next to him. | ||
| It's so weird. | ||
| He's here. | ||
| He's standing next to him. | ||
| But the UFC. You can have fucking cowboy boots on. | ||
| But he's still here. | ||
| They put Shane Conn at 6'5". | ||
| I was wearing stilts. | ||
| You could wear high heels. | ||
| High prints. | ||
| They put Karman at 6'5", he's 6'2". | ||
| Shane Karman. | ||
| I'm pretty sure 4'8 is probably the shortest heavyweight champion in the history of the sport, right? | ||
| Oh, he's a Hall of Famer. | ||
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That's Nganou right there. | |
| Look at that. | ||
| Nganou. | ||
| Well, that'd be racist, Eddie. | ||
| And we'll just keep on moving. | ||
| Nganou is like 10 times more muscular than that dude. | ||
| Nganou is a real, unusual person. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Snap. | ||
| It's the one thing I don't give a fuck about to college basketball. | ||
| Yeah, I don't care either. | ||
| But it's weird, though, when you see these athletes... | ||
| It's not March, bro. | ||
| You don't understand it. | ||
| When you see these athletes like LeBron James, who's like a clear top-of-the-food-chain freak, when you see one of those guys, you see more of those guys in things like basketball and football, clearly, right? | ||
| What do you mean more? | ||
| You mean all of them? | ||
| All of them. | ||
| What are the numbers? | ||
| It's not all, but what do you think? | ||
| As freaks? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, freaks. | ||
| Where do the freaks go? | ||
| In the NBA? NBA has the biggest freaks. | ||
| NBA? No, NFL. Come on, man. | ||
| But let's just add them all. | ||
| Let's go three together. | ||
| NBA's freaky. | ||
| Let's go all three together. | ||
| Think about that. | ||
| How about your boy, your Corn Fred fan you brought to San Diego? | ||
| Who's that gigantic gentleman? | ||
| Oh, Joe Brofenstein. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That gigantic gentleman is from another gene pool. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Fucking super nice guy. | ||
| He's skinny right now, dude. | ||
| He's so big. | ||
| You see his legs and ass. | ||
| That's the worst diet you've ever seen. | ||
| He eats fast food every day. | ||
| This is a perfect example. | ||
| They're hitting each other all day long. | ||
| Different sport. | ||
| They're tackling each other. | ||
| Well, you know what I mean? | ||
| There's freaks in both sports. | ||
| There's Hershel Walker. | ||
| All of them are freaks in the NBA. The Greek freak is seven foot. | ||
| They're freaks too. | ||
| As opposed to guys that are just throwing balls. | ||
| There's some freaks in everything, right? | ||
| There's a different kind of beast right there. | ||
| Guys with a ball. | ||
| There's nobody tackling him against a guy where there's people trying to kill you and drag you down. | ||
| That's the nature of the sport. | ||
| But as far as pure athletic ability, NBA has the biggest freaks in the world. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Tallest guys is what you mean. | ||
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So you have these specimens, right? | |
| You have these specimens that stand out. | ||
| We're talking about Ray Lewis. | ||
| You have these specimens that stand out in almost every sport, right? | ||
| And Brock Lesnar is a great example of that. | ||
| What basketball player can fuck with Ray Lewis? | ||
| Name one. | ||
| Maybe LeBron. | ||
| The NBA beats all of them. | ||
| Okay, in terms of like top of the food chain athletics. | ||
| Yeah, like speed, hot jump. | ||
| No, everything. | ||
| Agility. | ||
| Throwing. | ||
| It's basketball by far. | ||
| Okay, so let's just say. | ||
| Dominating another man. | ||
| But let's just say. | ||
| Let's just say. | ||
| Let's go NFL. Let's go NBA, UFC. Just narrow it down to those three. | ||
| UFC's way down. | ||
| Toughest guy is UFC. Right, but what are the percentages of real freaks? | ||
| Like the Brock Lesnar type freaks. | ||
| And the NFL and NBA. Who gets the most? | ||
| Who gets the most? | ||
| NFL. And what is the numbers? | ||
| They're all freaks. | ||
| Do 4% get down to the UFC? 10%? | ||
| Is it 25%? | ||
| I would say 2% of these freak athletes. | ||
| Wow. | ||
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Does freak mean you're a freak because you're a beast? | |
| Or you're a freak because you can jump high? | ||
| Unusual. | ||
| Hugely unusual in every facet. | ||
| You look at a LeBron James. | ||
| I mean, fill in the blank. | ||
| There's a bunch of guys. | ||
| Every player. | ||
| Every player in the NBA. Look at all the fucking Golden State Warriors, the Greek freak. | ||
| Shaq. | ||
| Shaq. | ||
| I mean, even Stephon Curry is 6'3". | ||
| Height is important in basketball because they're throwing a ball around. | ||
| In basketball, for sure. | ||
| I'm talking about fighting. | ||
| In football, too. | ||
| Well, when you're talking about fighting, football is a way more violent encounter. | ||
| And people that would like... | ||
| Be probably better at fighting would be drawn to that. | ||
| You'd have to be more of a freak to be in that more of a violent sport. | ||
| That's a violent-ass sport. | ||
| Especially to be like super competitive. | ||
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Every play is violent. | |
| Well, here's the other thing, too. | ||
| There's way more on the line. | ||
| There's way more on the line. | ||
| In regards to the NFL? Physical punishment. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| But that doesn't mean you're more athletic because you're willing to run into a wall or get punched in the face. | ||
| It doesn't mean that. | ||
| That's a completely separate rule. | ||
| But we need super athletic guys to survive in this sport. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| It's so important. | ||
| In the UFC? There's not enough money. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| What if those guys started trickling over? | ||
| They're not in the UFC. Why would they trickle over though, Joe? | ||
| Well, because they think that they have a better chance at controlling their destiny fighting than they would if they think they're colliding with people all the time in the football field. | ||
| The thing about colliding with people is like, I really feel like certain guys, like look at Ryan Bader's last few fights. | ||
| I mean, they were talking about this in the Bellator broadcast. | ||
| The guy barely got hit in like three fights. | ||
| He won the Heavyweight Grand Prix. | ||
| One punch. | ||
| Against world-class competition. | ||
| How much money do you make? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| I'm sure you made a shitload of money. | ||
| Football players be making like $10 million a year. | ||
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Right. | |
| But the thing is, he controlled his destiny in these encounters, which I don't think you totally can in football. | ||
| But still, Ryan Bader, the money he makes and the longevity and all that is a fraction of what an NFL or NBA player is. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| So he might be the most famous guy in the world, but there's the guy who's the third-string quarterback on the San Diego Chargers who makes more money. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| No, you're right. | ||
| I'm 100% with you. | ||
| Third-string? | ||
| They're stringing stuff. | ||
| They only carry two in the NFL these days. | ||
| It's just an exaggeration. | ||
| Wouldn't you rather be the guy who controls his own destiny? | ||
| No, because for every guy that controls his destiny, a lot of those guys are fucked over. | ||
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Because you have a pension, too, in the NFL. And there's a blueprint. | |
| Pop Warner, high school, I'm good. | ||
| I get a college education. | ||
| I'm good. | ||
| I get drafted in. | ||
| He made $150,000 flat, and then he made... | ||
| After taxes, that's... | ||
| $150,000 flat. | ||
| What do you think he made with his sponsors and shit? | ||
| Because in Bellator, you can do the sponsors. | ||
| Let's say he made $250,000. | ||
| On top of that? | ||
| All told? | ||
| $250,000. | ||
| Damn. | ||
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Damn. | |
| Wow. | ||
| That's about it, huh? | ||
| He's a world champion. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's a double champion. | ||
| Yeah, he's a world champion. | ||
| Light heavyweight and heavyweight over there. | ||
| That's a weird thing, right? | ||
| That world champion thing. | ||
| It's almost like no one should be able to... | ||
| Remember they tried to do that shit with Fedor? | ||
| They tried to give him the whamma. | ||
| They gave him the whamma championship. | ||
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Remember that? | |
| They invented a whamma, and everybody was like, what did you call it? | ||
| When you were watching Cro Cop last night, I thought, are they going to do Cro Cop Fedor? | ||
| Did that run through your mind? | ||
| It's Cro Cop's first fight in Bellator. | ||
| I went, I bet they're going to do set up Cro Cop Fedor. | ||
| That's a good idea. | ||
| I'd watch the fuck out of that. | ||
| I'd watch the shit out of that. | ||
| And that's where I'm at with those guys, right? | ||
| If they still want to do it, Cro Cop obviously still wants to do it. | ||
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Maybe you have Fedor on your show and you talk about a fight. | |
| Well, it would be hard. | ||
| I would really want to talk to someone. | ||
| You need his translator there. | ||
| Joey and Yoel was great because I knew Joey and I knew Yoel. | ||
| Like when Joey and Yoel were together and Joey was like translating back and forth. | ||
| That was great. | ||
| But I would have to really know someone real well who spoke Russian. | ||
| Do you have any Russian friends? | ||
| Any Russian spies? | ||
| Callan can't call up your dad. | ||
| Callan's got some connections. | ||
| We're going to go to the beach and pick up a bottle with a message in it. | ||
| They say Fedor's favorite place there is Red Lobster, and his favorite clothing store is Abercrombie, which I find fascinating. | ||
| Likes that smell, and plus them pretty faces on the walls. | ||
| You like Abercrombie? | ||
| No, not for me. | ||
| What do you look for? | ||
| Starbucks. | ||
| A straight Starbucks. | ||
| No Chipotle, no Starbucks. | ||
| Gun to your head. | ||
| You go into one store. | ||
| Nordstrom's. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| What about Bloomingdale's? | ||
| No, bro. | ||
| They're nice too, but I said Nordstrom's, bro. | ||
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Nordstrom's, bro. | |
| Why are you acting like a conspiratorial? | ||
| You go to Bloomingdale's, you pick up their jeans. | ||
| I went in there to buy my wife some jeans. | ||
| I'm like, God damn it. | ||
| These motherfuckers are 400 bucks? | ||
| It's not cheap. | ||
| Well, Nordstrom's has higher quality clothing. | ||
| How the fuck do you know that? | ||
| How do you know that? | ||
| They're both good. | ||
| You know what I want before we leave this podcast? | ||
| You're less of a human? | ||
| No, it's okay. | ||
| It's okay? | ||
| I mean, I won't talk to you. | ||
| You guys are going to hate me for this. | ||
| You know what I want? | ||
| I want one... | ||
| One example, Eddie, of why we should believe the earth is flat. | ||
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That's what I want. | |
| Are you kidding me? | ||
| You son of a bitch. | ||
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I want it so bad, and I am high and drunk. | |
| We can talk about flattery as long as it's a joke and it's funny. | ||
| I'm cool. | ||
| Because if it gets angry, then it's not fun. | ||
| I'm not married to that. | ||
| If it's jokey. | ||
| I'm not married to it. | ||
| Jokey, jokey. | ||
| Convince me that it's flat. | ||
| There's no way I could do that. | ||
| God. | ||
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Really? | |
| There's not one example? | ||
| It takes about a year and a half. | ||
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A year and a half? | |
| That's too much. | ||
| It's very hard. | ||
| Indoctrination is so strong. | ||
| You look at your son's cartoons. | ||
| It's all space. | ||
| I look at all the shit my son likes. | ||
| Everything is there. | ||
| I'm doing research on this currently. | ||
| I want to direct everyone to hashtag space is fake. | ||
| Because I've been doing research on space being fake. | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| That's a real site? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hashtag space is fake is something I'm investigating for my next hour. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| For legitimately looking deep into people that- Dude, flat earthers mock them. | ||
| Flat earthers mock them. | ||
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Flat earthers mock them There's no way. | |
| Anybody that thinks the Earth is flat, they totally don't believe what we're taught about what's above us. | ||
| So when people say space is fake, they mean all the stuff, information we're getting. | ||
| You're lying about that shit. | ||
| It's not that it doesn't exist. | ||
| Of course it exists. | ||
| We see it. | ||
| Right, of course. | ||
| But space is fake sounds ridiculous. | ||
| There's something out there. | ||
| We're looking at it and it's fake? | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| That's not what it means. | ||
| It means that all the information we got, all those lights in the sky, they're lying to us. | ||
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NASA's lying? | |
| They're lying to us. | ||
| Why would NASA lie? | ||
| And there's a reason, and I can sit here and tell you, but you guys don't want to hear it. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Can you give us the cliff notes? | ||
| The Cliff Notes are... | ||
| Have you studied any kind of a... | ||
| He doesn't need to be. | ||
| Let's hear just a few of it. | ||
| The goal has always been for the most powerful emperors is a one-world government. | ||
| They always wanted a one-world government. | ||
| All the Roman emperors, they try to figure out, they try to do different combinations. | ||
| And they would fall and a new emperor would come and go, you know what? | ||
| I'm going to fucking rule the world. | ||
| World domination, in other words. | ||
| I'm not going to let my soldiers get married. | ||
| That way we'll have a stronger army. | ||
| They have different philosophies. | ||
| Everyone believed different shit. | ||
| But they all wanted a one world government. | ||
| There's no way to have a fucking one world government. | ||
| Nobody's into that shit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Not even other rulers from small countries are like, one world government? | ||
| That's gonna put me out of a job. | ||
| Fuck your one world government. | ||
| People that don't know shit about politics don't want a one world government. | ||
| There's no way you're gonna sell a one world government. | ||
| It's impossible. | ||
| The only way... | ||
| The only way to make a one-world government work is to have the people embrace it. | ||
| They have to want it because nobody wants it. | ||
| So the trick is to make people want it, to embrace it. | ||
| There's only one way. | ||
|
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I've got to pee. | |
| Hold on. | ||
| This is very interesting. | ||
|
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I've heard this. | |
| I know this. | ||
| I don't know this. | ||
| The only way. | ||
| And they've known this forever. | ||
| The Vatican knew this. | ||
| The Vatican, the Pope wanted to rule the world. | ||
| They all knew it, but they couldn't do it. | ||
| They all knew it, but they knew one way, but there's no way. | ||
| What's the one way, man? | ||
| The only way is if there was some extraterrestrial threat from up above us. | ||
| That would be the only way to have everyone embrace... | ||
| The one world government. | ||
| They all knew that for years. | ||
| They didn't work so far. | ||
| That's the plan. | ||
| They could never make it work. | ||
| They didn't have the technology 500 years ago. | ||
| The Vatican knew about it. | ||
| They wanted it. | ||
| And you go to the Vatican, you see paintings of UFOs with aliens in them. | ||
| And back when I used to believe in UFOs, before I figured out that... | ||
| UFOs, they want us to believe in UFOs. | ||
| They're preparing us for a fake alien invasion. | ||
| That's always been the plan. | ||
| A one-world government. | ||
| The only way to do it is to get us to embrace it. | ||
| And the only way to embrace it is from an alien attack. | ||
| Ronald Reagan talked about it many times at the UN, CFR. He talked about it. | ||
| He looked at all the leaders of the world and said, wouldn't it make our lives easier? | ||
| If we just had some kind of extraterrestrial threat, he said that shit. | ||
| He said that in front of the UN. He's trying to get everybody into believing. | ||
| I don't think he ever said that. | ||
| No, no, he said that many times. | ||
| He's done video many times. | ||
| Ronald Reagan? | ||
| Ever heard of him, Brian? | ||
| George Bush was vice president. | ||
| He was talking about, and there's many videos of him saying what lies before us. | ||
| He's in front of the nation doing a State of the Union address saying what lies before us is the opportunity to forge a new world order, a world, an order. | ||
| He's talking about like it's time. | ||
| You think that means the space is fake? | ||
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Yes. | |
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| When people ask me why would they fake space? | ||
| It's always been about a fake alien attack. | ||
| You can't have a fake alien attack. | ||
| I've never heard a politician talk about a fake alien attack without space. | ||
| But I've never heard a politician talk about... | ||
| You have to have space first. | ||
| So they always... | ||
| You know who promoted space more than anybody? | ||
| Who wanted... | ||
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Nazis. | |
| Nazis? | ||
| Russians. | ||
| But before the Nazis. | ||
| You know who wanted space? | ||
| No, the Vatican. | ||
| Mayans. | ||
| The Vatican. | ||
| They have all the astronomers. | ||
| They're all Jesuit, Vaticans. | ||
| All of them. | ||
| All the ones that are giving us this information about space. | ||
| They all come from the Vatican. | ||
| The Vatican has the most powerful telescope. | ||
| You know what the name of the Vatican telescope is? | ||
| The Vatican doesn't have the most powerful telescope? | ||
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Yes, they do. | |
| You know what its name is? | ||
| The most powerful telescope, the Vatican. | ||
| And you know what name it is? | ||
| I've done the research on YouTube. | ||
| Do you know what the name of this is? | ||
| Isn't the biggest one in Chile? | ||
| The most powerful telescope in the world. | ||
| It's in the Vatican. | ||
| Do you know that? | ||
| Lucifer. | ||
| Lucifer's dick balls. | ||
| Lucifer's dick and balls. | ||
| I've never seen this fucking telescope. | ||
| Yeah, it's legit, dude. | ||
| I think the biggest one's in Chile. | ||
| I think they have to be in high altitude. | ||
| It's in the Vatican. | ||
| Yeah, I don't think it's in the Vatican. | ||
| When people ask me, why would they fake all this shit? | ||
| Well, I don't think that's the biggest telescope, Eddie. | ||
| This is just a crazy theory. | ||
| It certainly is. | ||
| It's a funny theory. | ||
| But, Eddie, these new Chile Very Large Array telescopes that they're creating are fucking gigantic, and they take over enormous pieces of land. | ||
| Listen, I was with you. | ||
| Google the Very Large Array. | ||
| No, it's called the Very Large Telescope. | ||
| I watched the documentary with you at your house. | ||
| It was like 2001, and... | ||
| And they said in five years, it's a documentary about them putting together the very large telescope in Chile, and they're talking about by the year 2005, we're going to have three telescopes linked with a computer to make us, we're going to see further into space than ever before. | ||
| None of that shit came. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| None of that shit came. | ||
| Is that up? | ||
| Is it a very large array up yet? | ||
| No, it's a very large telescope. | ||
| But I know they have them in Hawaii. | ||
| Isn't it weird that every space documentary, all the series... | ||
| I had them all. | ||
| Joe had them all. | ||
| We watched them all the time. | ||
| I tried to remember all the shit about a neutron star and a super hypernova. | ||
| I was balls deep. | ||
| Me and Joe were balls deep into space. | ||
| And then every now and then, we'd watch this documentary after documentary. | ||
| Morgan Freeman got the universe... | ||
| We had all that shit. | ||
| I DVR'd all that shit. | ||
| Anything that said space. | ||
| I was fucking bald. | ||
| I thought I was better than people and shit because I knew so much about space. | ||
| And every now and then I'd watch all that shit and wonder, this is all cartoons. | ||
| This is all cartoons. | ||
| And then I'd go, okay, whatever, whatever. | ||
| And then I'd keep watching. | ||
| All DVDs on space are all CGI. There's nothing real. | ||
| And everyone watches that. | ||
| They believe it. | ||
| The narration is all programming. | ||
| What's above us and what we're on, we're being lied to. | ||
| Once you go flat, you never go back. | ||
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Pfft! | |
| This is a campaign. | ||
| Listen, they're lying to us about everything. | ||
|
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It's not about belief. | |
| This is the one thing I want to say. | ||
| It's not that we believe something ridiculous and you don't believe it. | ||
| We're gullible. | ||
| We're gullible. | ||
| We believe some weird shit about the flat earth. | ||
| We believe some weird shit. | ||
| You don't believe it, you're smart. | ||
| It's not about that. | ||
| It's about we actually don't know what we're on, and we always say that. | ||
| We don't know, but based on all the shit that we got by the mainstream, we don't believe that. | ||
| You believe that. | ||
| So it's not that we believe something crazy, and you don't, because you smell it, the bullshit. | ||
| But isn't there a scientific tradition? | ||
| We look at it totally different. | ||
| We look at it as you. | ||
| You believe all this shit from NASA. Hold on. | ||
| And we don't believe any of that shit. | ||
| You use that microphone and you use a cell phone, right? | ||
| It's science. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| I believe in it. | ||
| That's science. | ||
| I believe in it. | ||
| Okay, why do you believe in that? | ||
| Because I don't need a study. | ||
| I don't need to read something to verify. | ||
| But you benefit from science. | ||
| You benefit from science every day. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I love science. | ||
| I think we're going to cut this off. | ||
| It's 10 o'clock. | ||
| Man, we've got to get out of here. | ||
| It's 10 o'clock. | ||
| Come see me in... | ||
| Vancouver at the Vogue Theatre and in Salt Lake City at Wiseguys March 1 and 2. I love science too. | ||
| I love science. | ||
| I don't want to fight. | ||
| I want to laugh about it. | ||
| I'm an idiot. | ||
| I believe in flat earth. | ||
| I'm crazy. | ||
| That's all you need to know. | ||
| Pasadena Icehouse Fight Companion show. | ||
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Oh shit. | |
| Wednesday night 10 p.m. | ||
| Holler at your boy. | ||
| Miami Improv. | ||
| I only got 45. March 16th through 17th. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| In Washington D.C. March. | ||
| I'm in Miami Improv March. | ||
| Brand new Miami Improv. | ||
| It's not like the stories. | ||
| Don't listen to me. | ||
| And I'm in Washington D.C. end of March. | ||
| T5K.com. | ||
| Love you guys. | ||
| Bye everybody. | ||
| Eddie Bravo anything? | ||
| I just dropped a new music video. | ||
| Smoke Serpent. | ||
| They're all gone. | ||
| It's on YouTube. | ||
| It's cut to What Dreams May Come. | ||
| Check it out. | ||
| Bye everybody. |
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