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Joe Rogan Experience #1065 - Danica Patrick
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joe rogan
Yes, and we're live.
Hello, Danica Patrick.
danica patrick
Hi.
joe rogan
Welcome to the show.
danica patrick
Thank you.
joe rogan
Thanks for doing this.
I appreciate it.
danica patrick
I'm excited to be here.
joe rogan
You're an intense lady.
You've got a lot of intensity.
When I met you, like right away, I'm like, whoa, gotta take this one in.
danica patrick
Well, you know, it's the handshake, and then it's the, you know, when someone actually looks you in the eye.
joe rogan
Well, you have to be intense.
I mean, what you do for a living is probably one of the craziest things a human being can do.
danica patrick
Do you think so?
joe rogan
It's up there for a job.
How fast do you go?
danica patrick
200 plus.
I mean, like, you know, NASCAR's top speed is probably 215. Indy cars, maybe more like 240. And I'm going to do the Daytona 500 next month and then the Indy 500 in May.
So those are going to be my last few races.
So...
joe rogan
The last ones ever?
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
Really?
danica patrick
Yeah.
This is my Danica Double Goodbye Tour.
joe rogan
Why are you doing that?
How come you're doing a Danica Double Goodbye Tour?
Is it enough is enough?
danica patrick
I'm ready.
I mean, I love racing, but I love other things, too.
So, you know, I'm okay with transitioning out.
And there was a lot of things that were kind of just pointing me in this direction in 2017. Stuff that has never happened to me before to kind of...
Yeah.
Head towards the exit a little bit.
But I'm good with it.
I'm a very decisive person.
So this is probably one of them that I thought about a little bit as far as like how to be done or if to be done, I guess.
But the how was the hardest part.
My agent kept calling and saying, what about this?
And what if you did that?
And I'm like, no, no, no.
You all need to get ready for me to be done, please.
joe rogan
Wow.
danica patrick
And so then he came up with the...
He's like, what if you finish up at Daytona for the 500?
And I was like, what about the Indy 500?
And he goes...
And I was really only referring to the Indy 500. And he was like, well, I'd love you to do both.
And I was like, oh, well...
That's a good idea.
So there's this thing in racing called the Double, which is doing the Indy 500 on Memorial Day weekend on Sunday and then flying straight to Charlotte to do the Coke 600 afterwards, and that's kind of known as the Double.
But this is what we're calling the Danica Double, and it has to do with just having spent a chunk of my career in IndyCar and a chunk of my career in NASCAR, and it just kind of feels like the right way to go out.
I don't know.
It wasn't clear.
It was a bit of a murky end as far as like, What's going to happen?
Am I going to race next year full time or not?
And it just kind of went too long for me to have like a proper I'm done sort of moment in my head.
So this was just a great way to do it.
joe rogan
So when you say that things happened in 2017 that didn't happen before, what do you mean?
danica patrick
I had a sponsor leave me.
My primary sponsor left at the beginning of the year.
I mean, I signed a contract when Mercury was in retrograde, so I screwed myself there.
joe rogan
Do you believe that stuff?
danica patrick
I don't know.
I don't know.
It was true, so I guess.
Maybe the universe is a little bit more straightforward than we think it is.
joe rogan
I think a lot of good things probably happened during that time.
danica patrick
In 2017 or during retrograde?
joe rogan
Mercury in retrograde.
I don't believe in any of that shit.
I think people look for some sort of hidden meaning to things when it comes to astrology.
danica patrick
Yeah.
I do try and understand it.
I'm trying to understand how it really matters, but I don't know.
There's definitely some things, at least with the moon, that goes on.
I mean, the water changes with the moon, so doesn't that mean that other things should too, whether it be energetically or something like that?
joe rogan
I think the water and the moon thing kind of makes sense a little bit.
A little bit.
But I think it's probably just like barely one way or the other.
danica patrick
Yeah, maybe it's a whisper on the wind kind of stuff.
joe rogan
Yeah, I think it's more in your head.
danica patrick
So stop putting my crystals outside to charge under the full moon.
Maybe not so important.
joe rogan
I would say it's not that important.
There's something someone sent me about the Army using crystals, and I was like, this has got to be like an Onion article, that the Army was using crystals for, like, medics.
Think if you could find that.
unidentified
Wait a second.
danica patrick
For crystals?
joe rogan
For wounded people.
Yeah, look at this stupid shit.
I'm not sure if it's real.
U.S. Army's new holistic medics treating gunshot wounds with crystals and essential oils is satire.
Thank you.
Thank you.
danica patrick
Well, essential oils.
Don't you think there's a plant that cures everything out there?
joe rogan
There probably is something like that in the Amazon that maybe not cures everything, but there's probably a lot of stuff that we don't know about.
danica patrick
That's where essential oils come from, right?
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
So pair that up with some high vibrational stones.
joe rogan
High vibrational stones.
unidentified
Ooh.
I don't know.
joe rogan
Intense.
unidentified
So back to my sponsor leaving me.
joe rogan
So your sponsor leaving you, you were like, that's it?
danica patrick
It's just never happened to me before.
I've always been someone that's been really well funded and always had a sponsor...
Always had a sponsor and never a problem.
And so, yeah, it was just things like that were happening.
I got in a few big wrecks in a row, like probably three and six weeks that were, you know, like I was bawling in the medical center after the third one going, I mean, I was running like top 10 and a car blew a rotor and clipped me and put me in the wall.
I was on fire.
A Another driver broke his back.
I mean, it was a huge accident.
And I'm like, what is what is the message?
What is someone trying to tell me right now?
And so, you know, after I collected my shit and got my face looking like halfway decent to go talk to the media out there, I finally got out.
But yeah, just stuff like that was happening.
And I was I was in a very go with the flow mood in 2017. I wasn't pushing for anything because I wasn't really sure what I wanted.
So I just let the universe take care of it.
joe rogan
You've got a very interesting way of looking at things.
When things go wrong, you're like, what is the universe trying to tell me?
You're not like, well, I drive really fucking fast for a living, and sometimes shit goes wrong.
danica patrick
That happens too.
joe rogan
I mean, it seems like car racing is just inherently crazy.
I mean, it's what I was saying when I was saying you do one of the craziest things you can for a living.
Going 240 miles an hour is no joke.
And metal and rubber and things just...
danica patrick
Well, you got to trust in something when you're out there because you're doing, like you said, 200 plus miles an hour with people that aren't your friends around you with walls around you as well.
So you kind of got to put your trust in something else.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's why I was getting at that.
Because I think the way you think is a lot...
It's very similar to the way fighter pilots think.
Fighter pilots have a lot of weird superstitions and a lot of pilots do.
A lot of people that are involved in intense things.
It's almost like...
In order to get through the task at hand, you almost have to delegate certain aspects of reality to fate or to chance or to...
danica patrick
Right.
I believe that, yeah.
I mean, I have a tattoo on my back.
It's an American flag.
I got that when I was 19. It's like an American flag that fades to a checkered flag, and then there's...
I got that when I was 19. When I was about 27, I went and got the rest, which was angel wings and some stars.
And, you know, it's not the most beautiful piece of art, but it means something to me.
It won't be really beautiful in 30 years, I'm sure.
40. But yeah, my point is that I would definitely pray that I was taken care of and you've got to hand that off and just go do your damn job and not be afraid and just trust in the fate of everything.
And yeah, so that's kind of where the angel wings come in.
joe rogan
Well, I think that people that do inherently risky things oftentimes look for signs or look for some sort of, you know, some direction, some message from the universe.
And that's why I was...
danica patrick
Well, I mean, I feel like as a race car driver, I've thought about this a lot lately, and I wonder how much of our job is a little less even just feeling what's happening and how much is actually maybe more intuitive.
Like maybe we're...
Maybe we're having more intuitive understanding of what's going on and what's coming than we realize.
We just are so—everything's happening so fast that you just think, oh, I have a really good feel, you know?
I mean, I'm sure there's some of that, too.
So I think that maybe athletes or people at an elite level are more in touch with that intuitive side, that finite, like, last thread of feel— Maybe it's beyond feel.
joe rogan
That makes sense.
I mean, if you think about the amount of time that you've spent involved in that intense activity in this...
You know, they say that people get road rage for...
One of the reasons why people get road rage is because when you're driving...
You are reacting to things that could happen instantaneously, very quickly.
So your body is at a very heightened state.
And people, you know, someone cuts you off, they start freaking out like instantly.
They go from 1 to 10 right away.
And the reason is because they're always at 7. And they don't even realize they're at 7 when you're in the car.
You're probably at like 13. This one goes to 11. Yeah.
I mean, you're cranked up, right?
And so you're probably seeing things and feeling things that the average person, they don't experience in their life.
danica patrick
100%.
Yeah.
You're just working at that top level of feeling of focus.
unidentified
Yeah.
danica patrick
Is that where you call it in the zone?
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
Where it kind of almost becomes slightly out of body.
You don't even know how it's happening.
It's just happening.
joe rogan
Well, I would imagine like you kind of melt away and you're just completely involved in the task.
danica patrick
When I think about what I have to do, like let's say as an example, coming in for a pit stop and you've got your throttle, brake, clutch, gears, all the different things that you have to do.
To think about it logically, what you have to do is so much more confusing than just going on instinct of like, just do it.
Because you only have two feet, but you have three pedals, and you have to use all three pedals at some point in time, but you want to be ready for everything, and you're coming in with the clutch in, on the brake, but then you have to get to the throttle just in time, but you have to have the clutch in, and you have to hold the brake so you make sure you don't roll.
There's all kinds of things you have to do using all three pedals, but you have two feet, and so when you have to think about what you have to do, it's a little more overwhelming than just doing it.
joe rogan
Do you drive a manual in real life?
danica patrick
I would.
I love it.
Easy.
joe rogan
Yeah, I do too.
danica patrick
Do you?
joe rogan
Yeah, but I mean, a lot of people, it seems like it's kind of a dying thing.
danica patrick
Yeah, it is.
I mean, even IndyCars went to paddle shifting before I was done.
It was H-pattern, and then it was sequential gearbox, and then it was paddle shifting.
But NASCAR still got the old H-pattern.
joe rogan
That left leg is important for the whole feel of the thing, right?
danica patrick
Well, especially in an Indy car.
In an Indy car, you actually have a full-on dead pedal.
So you have all three pedals, and then you have a dead pedal, which is important because you spend a lot of time with your foot there.
But it is part of the feel.
It is absolutely part of the feel of the car, especially with all the G-loads.
joe rogan
How did you get involved in racing?
danica patrick
I raced go-karts when I was a kid.
My sister wanted to race go-karts, and I just didn't want to get left out.
So, it turned out I was alright, and I kept going.
joe rogan
But it's a very unusual path, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
danica patrick
Well, I mean, I did everything, though.
I played, like, coach pitch, then t-ball.
I was in the band, the choir.
I took voice lessons.
I played basketball, volleyball, cheerleading.
I played in every sport.
I took tumbling classes, and then I also tried racing.
joe rogan
So you've always been intense?
danica patrick
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
joe rogan
Did you know at a certain age that you wanted to be a race car driver?
danica patrick
Well, when I was 10, I decided that I wanted to go to college for engineering so I could learn how to work on my race car.
And I realized I did not have to do that.
When you were 10?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
joe rogan
Wow.
You want to learn to be an engineer so that you could work on your race car.
Do you understand how crazy that is?
danica patrick
When I was to be 10 years old, to be thinking that?
Well, I don't know.
Do you think you're born that way?
What do you think about that?
To be thinking that way when I'm 10 years old.
Some people are just so much different or more mature further along.
Why do you think that is?
joe rogan
It's a very good question.
I think it's entirely possible that memory gets transferred through DNA. And that there are certain people that have a long line of adventurous people in their family, and that gets transferred to the DNA of the children.
I think it's entirely possible.
I have three children.
danica patrick
Not a spiritual reincarnation?
joe rogan
Maybe.
I mean, look, that's entirely possible, too.
I would never say no to that.
Because if you're living this life, I mean, nobody asked to live this life.
You're just here, right?
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
joe rogan
Who knows if you get to do it again?
I mean, we're assuming that you don't get to do it again because we're assuming that time goes on in this sort of linear way.
But maybe it just does for you in this life.
It's entirely possible that there's infinite number of lives being lived out in infinite timelines all simultaneously.
We're just experiencing this one.
We don't even know what happens when we sleep.
You go to sleep, you close your eyes, I have some crazy dream about Godzilla chasing you when you're on a skateboard.
You wake up in the morning, and you just assume that you're on the same timeline that you were on before.
danica patrick
Not on the astral.
joe rogan
Who knows?
I have children, and one of the things that's really fascinating about watching a child develop from a baby to a kid and see their personality is you realize there's a lot of stuff that's just what they come with.
unidentified
Yeah.
danica patrick
Yeah, exactly what I'm saying.
So if they're just different, why?
Why was I thinking about being an engineer when I was 10 years old?
Why was I brave enough to go live in England by myself when I was 16 and all good with it?
And why?
Why?
Why was I intense when you met me?
You're wired that way.
joe rogan
Well, I think part of your intensity is probably, if I had a guess, if I could be presumptuous, you're a woman.
Involved in a very manly activity.
And I'm sure men probably test you in some sort of a weird way.
And so I bet along the way you've developed this sort of like way of addressing them right away.
Like a listen motherfucker.
danica patrick
Sometimes just like that.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
I mean, I think you probably have to.
You know, I would imagine.
danica patrick
You have to be strong.
I remember when I was younger and going to meetings with companies or team bosses, people like that, and was...
The advice given was don't say, oh, I think this and maybe, like, you be sure about what you want.
And I remember that.
So, yeah, nature versus nurture.
Some of it's learned, but some of it's just there.
joe rogan
Yeah, you can't turn a timid person to you.
Maybe you could.
But I mean, it's not likely.
You seem to be like this person.
This is just who you are.
And if you're telling me that at 10 years old you were thinking about being an engineer so you could work on race cars, that's not normal.
I mean, what's normal though?
danica patrick
What did you want to do when you were 10 years old?
joe rogan
I had no idea.
I probably wanted to be an artist.
I think I wanted to be an artist.
danica patrick
I mean, that follows this vein.
joe rogan
Sort of, yeah.
But I used to want to draw comic books.
I did a lot of that.
So that was probably what I wanted.
But I was never like, what I need to do is I need to figure out a way to make my hands stronger so that I draw faster.
danica patrick
Well, let's keep in mind, I did not go to college.
In fact, I didn't even finish high school.
joe rogan
You didn't at all?
danica patrick
Nope.
I left when I was 16 and I got my GED. Wow, why'd you do that?
And I failed the first time.
unidentified
Wow.
danica patrick
You want to know why?
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
Okay, good.
Because that's like a horrible, like, I failed my GED. Oh, jeez.
The Constitution test is something, at least in Illinois, I don't know if you have to pass it in every state, but in Illinois you do.
And so in eighth grade, to go to high school, you have to get a 70% or above to go to high school.
I got a 70, so I went to high school.
Now, I'm like a 3.5 and above student.
Like, I was A's and B's.
Not a problem.
For some reason, the Constitution and government and all of those sectors and names and holy moly, it's so confusing to me.
So then when it came time to take my GED, I didn't study at all.
I just took the test and I failed the Constitution test.
joe rogan
Oh, so you just didn't prepare for it, that's all.
danica patrick
Yeah, I mean, I've never studied in my life.
joe rogan
For anything?
danica patrick
No.
joe rogan
Really?
danica patrick
Yeah.
The only thing I study up, well, study.
If I'm doing a speech or if I'm doing something for a company, for a sponsor, and I need to make sure that I have my talking points ready, I mean, I spend 15 minutes or 30 minutes or 5 minutes making sure that I'm organized in my head about what it is that I need to get out there so that I can do my job and deliver.
But other than that, I never studied in school.
unidentified
Okay.
danica patrick
Keep in mind, I didn't have to go to school that long.
unidentified
That's true.
danica patrick
I mean, I only went to school until I was 16. So it's been a really, really, really long time since I went to school.
joe rogan
But you're very smart.
danica patrick
Oh, I don't know.
joe rogan
See, I... You know, you're smart.
danica patrick
Thank you.
Well...
joe rogan
But do you read?
danica patrick
I actually...
I want to start reading more.
I've got a lot of books that I want to read.
I started reading a book called The Holographic Universe.
joe rogan
Okay, Michael Talbot, right?
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's a good book.
danica patrick
Is it?
joe rogan
It's weird.
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff in there.
You're like, wait a minute, is this kind of drugs?
danica patrick
Probably.
joe rogan
There's a lot of woo-woo in there, I think.
danica patrick
I'm a little woo-woo, so it's good.
Even simple books like The Alchemist and stuff, I just really want to read these books.
Yeah.
joe rogan
That's more woo-woo.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
You're into woo-woo shit.
danica patrick
Yeah, I am.
joe rogan
Why?
Do you think that that is the race car thing?
Do you think that's like the...
danica patrick
It has nothing to do with racing.
unidentified
No?
joe rogan
It's just who you are?
danica patrick
It's just who I am.
I remember getting a psychic reading when I was 18 years old, living in England.
Yeah.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
danica patrick
Yeah.
I bought, like, Linda Goodman's love signs, like, astrology book when I was a kid.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
So when you were 16 and you got a psychic reading...
danica patrick
I mean, I totally had a mood ring.
joe rogan
Oh, mood rings are great.
danica patrick
Sorry, go ahead.
joe rogan
What did they tell you?
Did they tell you anything you didn't know?
danica patrick
I can't remember.
I can't remember, but when I was talking about signing my contract when Mercury was in retrograde, I talked to an astrologer and she said, just don't sign any contracts.
And I was like, well...
I mean, I was kind of learning about some of this stuff because it was quite a few years ago now, but I remember the next, it was a year and a half later or so, and, you know, shit hit the fan, and I was like, that damn astrologer was right!
Now, okay, Mercury in retrograde is pretty standard information if you're into astrology at all, but yeah.
She said, I saw a psychic in Sedona a few years ago, and she said that professionally over the next four years, your life's going to go boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
And I thought, man, I'm going to win a bunch of races.
This is going to be awesome.
And instead, I have a clothing line now.
I have a book that just came out at the beginning of the year.
My wine's finally been for sale for a year now.
And there's other projects I'm working on, too.
But And, you know, finishing off my career in a pretty big way.
So I guess she was right.
joe rogan
I think that lady's full of shit.
danica patrick
You think so?
joe rogan
I think she took a guess.
I think she looked at you and like, this chick's going to kick ass.
I'll just make some predictions.
danica patrick
So do you think she recognized me then?
She's like, okay.
So when I sat down, she was like, all right, the way it works here is like, I just see words or symbols or things around you.
So if I just look around, like, don't think I'm not paying attention to you.
It's just how I see things.
And so I'm like, all right.
joe rogan
Right.
danica patrick
So I'm sitting there and she's telling me all this stuff.
And she says, whatever my job is, I travel a lot and things like that.
And then she all of a sudden kind of was looking at me.
She looked over and she goes, celebrity.
Are you a celebrity?
And I was like, I only am if you think I am, which is usually how I answer people.
So I don't know.
Did she know who I was?
joe rogan
Probably.
danica patrick
Up in Sedona, they don't watch a lot of TV, I don't think.
joe rogan
You don't think so?
danica patrick
No.
joe rogan
They do.
danica patrick
I don't know.
joe rogan
They do.
They sneak it in when no one's looking.
danica patrick
Their lunch break area is just, you know.
unidentified
They rest their crystals on the TV. Hopefully sending positive vibes.
joe rogan
Almost all bullshit.
I think almost all psychic stuff is bullshit.
danica patrick
You don't believe in being intuitive?
joe rogan
I think intuition is a different thing.
I think when people sit down and they go, I see you in a past life and you were a handmaid and you worked by the river.
Get the fuck out of here.
I think that's all bullshit.
I think those people are just nuts and there's a lot of people that want to think they're special and they want to think they have special gifts.
danica patrick
Sure.
Everybody does.
joe rogan
People get really good at reading people.
I know people who are professional magicians and they are expert cold readers.
They can sit down with you and read and tell you remarkable amounts of things about your life just with your answers to questions.
But they'll tell you right away.
They're not psychic.
There's a guy named Banachek who's excellent at it.
He's fantastic.
He does a show in Vegas and he freaks people out.
But he'll tell you right away, I am not a psychic.
He's like, there's techniques to this and it's something I've been doing my whole life and you just get really good at it and he knows how to do it.
These people are con artists.
They're con artists.
They trick you into thinking that they have – but they might even believe it themselves.
That's part of the problem.
A lot of those people con themselves.
But I think there is something.
Like when you're thinking about someone and they call you out of nowhere and you haven't talked to them forever.
danica patrick
Those kinds of synchronicities that pop up in your life.
You're like, oh my God, I was thinking about that movie and there it is on TV.
joe rogan
It's entirely possible that there's some bizarre connection that we don't totally understand to events and to people and to things.
danica patrick
Well, like attracts like or where attention goes, energy flows.
joe rogan
Yeah, there's probably a lot to that.
danica patrick
Certain magnetism to those things that bring it together?
joe rogan
Yes.
danica patrick
Maybe?
joe rogan
But I think it's very, very poorly understood and there's a lot of woo that's clouding it up.
And that woo gets in the way of rational, logical, educated people even considering it.
They dismiss it instantaneously because it's connected to so many assholes with neon signs that say card reader, palm reader.
And these people, they're just ripping you off.
That's all they're doing.
They don't have a real job.
They sit down.
They talk to people for a job.
And, you know, you could say it's entertainment.
You could say that what they're doing is they're providing you with a service.
And that service, they sit down with you.
And maybe by telling you that everything's going to be amazing, you'll walk out of there with a lot of enthusiasm.
And then life will be amazing.
Who knows?
danica patrick
Do you believe that?
If you think your life's going to be amazing, it will be?
joe rogan
No.
No, you get hit by a meteor.
unidentified
You can walk out of the house.
joe rogan
You can fall into a crack in the ground from an earthquake.
I mean, those people that died in the tsunami in Thailand, were they bad people?
No.
danica patrick
So is there any level of woo that's worth following through on?
joe rogan
I think it's all things.
I think some of the connections and the intuition and some superstitions and ideas that we have are probably based in this limited understanding that we have in the connection that we have to events and humans and life.
But I think there's also bullshit involved too.
And all these things get very cloudy.
I don't think there's an absolute.
But I think it's entirely possible that intuition is a developing sense That we don't totally have yet.
I think if you think about all the things that people can do, hearing and seeing and touching and smelling and all the different senses that we have, we assume that that covers the full gamut of possibilities, but I don't think that's true.
danica patrick
No, I think you're right.
I mean, even just visually.
Visually, you know, we don't see the full spectrum of, we see a very, very small amount of things that are out there.
joe rogan
Yeah, and audio as well.
You know, we can't hear all the sounds.
Yeah, I mean, it's entirely possible that there's more going on.
Like, there's certain people that just have a weird feel to them.
You meet them, you're like, I just gotta get away from this guy.
danica patrick
Bad vibe.
joe rogan
Yeah, there's definitely people that they're giving off weird feelings.
And it could be that you're reading their intent in some sort of a...
A way that you don't see visually, but you recognize by their body language.
There could be a bunch of things at play.
danica patrick
Well, you didn't run when you met me, so I appreciate that.
unidentified
No, I liked you.
danica patrick
I know we're probably scheduled to do this interview, so you couldn't, but...
joe rogan
I was looking forward to this.
Why would I run?
I mean, I was impressed by your intensity, but I expected that in a way.
I mean, I don't see how you could be a race car driver and not be intense.
Especially be a woman and a race car driver and not be intense.
danica patrick
Well, that's nothing I even thought about until I was like 14 for the first few years of racing.
unidentified
Way late in life.
danica patrick
Way late in life.
I didn't even think about being a girl out there.
It wasn't until I had cameras following me around my schools and stuff that I was like, alright, maybe this is...
And then they start asking you about it.
They're like, what's it like to be a girl?
You're like, shit, I don't know, I haven't really thought about that.
joe rogan
How many other girls do it?
danica patrick
I mean, there are various girls here and there, but, you know.
joe rogan
Like in all of NASCAR, how many women are racing?
danica patrick
Oh, at my level?
joe rogan
None.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
Zero.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
That's crazy.
unidentified
Oh.
joe rogan
That's pretty crazy.
danica patrick
I don't know.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's crazy.
danica patrick
I'm just used to it.
joe rogan
Well, take it from me.
danica patrick
I'm on the outside.
When people ask me, what's it like to be a girl in racing?
I'm like, well, I don't really know what it's like to be a guy, so, you know, I only have my perspective.
joe rogan
That's true.
danica patrick
You know?
I mean, I don't know.
Like, being a girl versus a guy, what's the difference?
I don't know.
What's it like to be a guy?
joe rogan
Yeah, probably different.
But I think that, like, what's it like to be a woman that's the only woman who's in NASCAR at your level?
That's a valid question.
I mean, that's crazy.
How does everybody else treat you?
danica patrick
Yeah, that really is the main question I can't answer because I'm not them, and I know that from enough experience now, because I used to not really look into it much, and in the IndyCar days, you couldn't hit each other, you know, you really, I mean, it was, you know, you could block and things like that, so there were some guys out there that were assholes, and I didn't like them, but, you know.
Every driver has some other drivers that they don't really get along with.
But in NASCAR, you can hit each other, and you have bumpers, which is really cool, but it also isn't cool because if somebody wants to do it, they can.
So what would I say?
I would say that they don't want to get passed by a girl.
And you know what?
I don't either.
Is that weird?
joe rogan
No.
danica patrick
I really don't.
I mean, I've driven, I've raced with girls and I don't, I don't like it.
joe rogan
So do you, do you feel differently when a guy passes you than when a girl passes you?
danica patrick
Probably.
joe rogan
Yeah?
danica patrick
Yes.
joe rogan
In what way?
Well, you know, Do you just go internally?
That bitch.
danica patrick
I'm like, I can't believe my car isn't faster right now.
This sucks.
joe rogan
But if it's a guy that passes you, it's just a race.
danica patrick
But then there are other cars that are not good that I'm like, you know, come on the radio and I'll be like, yeah, I just want you to see what car passed me and how bad my car is right now.
So it happens with guys too, but, you know.
I don't know.
It's just a cultural norm that girls aren't very good and that they somewhat don't belong.
I get the little bit of animosity at first, but I would have thought that people would have got used to it a little bit more than they did.
joe rogan
But you have that cultural animosity, you were saying.
danica patrick
A little bit, yeah.
I don't know where it comes from.
joe rogan
But when you say that it's a cultural norm that girls aren't good, you don't think about that about yourself.
danica patrick
No.
joe rogan
Yeah, see?
I knew that.
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
You don't have any doubts?
danica patrick
No.
I look at everyone out there, I'm like, you suck because of this, and I'm going to beat you because of that, and I hate you.
joe rogan
You don't think, because I'm a girl, I'm not as good as them.
danica patrick
No, not at all.
joe rogan
So why would you think that about the other girl?
danica patrick
I don't know.
It's because I'm not used to it, right?
It's just something you're not used to.
joe rogan
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah.
Well, also, it's like you're unique.
danica patrick
I mean, what if you were out there in the gym and some girl comes and picks up more weight than you and you're like, oh, that's weird.
joe rogan
I'd be like, that bitch is on roids.
danica patrick
She probably would be.
joe rogan
Well, she's some Amazon.
She's some genetic freak.
I'll try to sign her.
I'll just bring her to the UFC and be like, listen, do you know how to throw a punch?
I don't know.
I think we all have cultural prejudices to a certain extent, whether we admit it or not.
Maybe you're not a bigot.
Maybe you just have reservations and you're pleasantly surprised when people surpass those expectations.
But I would think that you would experience probably more discrimination as a woman than...
I mean, if you think about a woman Doing almost any other job.
Like, if you're telling me you're the only woman that does that, and you're at this intense, macho job, this is a fucking intense job.
I mean, you're going 200 miles an hour.
It's nuts!
That's a crazy job!
And you're out there at the top of the food chain with all these men.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
I would imagine there's two things that happen.
There's a bunch of guys that treat you with respect.
They're like, wow.
They're like impressed.
They're cool with you.
They're like, she's one of us.
danica patrick
That's right.
joe rogan
And then there's a few that are just dicks.
And those dicks are just incorrigible.
danica patrick
Man, the amount of times I wish I was good at taking people out.
I wish people knew how hard it was to actually take someone out on track.
It's not that easy.
joe rogan
Because you can risk taking yourself.
danica patrick
Exactly.
And if your car doesn't handle very well, you can't get close enough to them.
If you could, you would just move the air, which is almost like hitting them, and get them out of the way.
But sometimes the car doesn't handle well enough.
So you'd have to just bomb in there, and God willing, you hit them to get you to slow down, and then they go sailing, and you keep going, but it's risk.
joe rogan
That's a rare moment, right?
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
Have you done that before?
danica patrick
Oh, I've tried to take people.
I suck at it.
I absolutely suck at it.
I've taken myself out like three times trying to do it.
I mean, look, I'll be the lamb.
I don't mind, to make a point.
Um...
joe rogan
So you do that to make a point if someone's driving like a dick?
danica patrick
Yeah!
unidentified
You're like, yeah!
danica patrick
Oh, yeah!
There was a...
What was the one that was the most sad was...
It was a couple years ago.
It was in Martinsville.
And this is when something was going down with...
It was Matt Kenseth and Joey Logano.
And it was during the chase, which is the last 10 races of the season.
And they were in the chase, Matt and Joey and...
Joey had made it so that Matt couldn't get in because he took him out a week earlier, a week or two earlier, and then they got to Martinsville, and it's a very, very small short track.
It's just a half a mile, and so it's easy to kind of be able to attack if you want to, and so he just straight took him out, and there was a whole big hoopla about it.
People up in arms thought it was totally unfair.
And anyway, during the same race, some asshole hits me, spins me out.
And so I come back and I'm a lap down or something because he spins me out.
And I go to take him out and I just sail off into the corner.
He manages to kind of keep going.
I spin again because I'm horrible at it.
And it turns out that, you know, I get a $50,000 fine because I am not racing for position because I was a lap down.
And they applied that because that was also the same race that Matt and Joey had their big thing.
I think maybe Joey was leading or something like that.
I think he was leading and it was on a restart.
So they weren't racing for a position either.
So that was kind of like their rule that they put forth to make for...
I mean, Matt probably got a $100,000 or $200,000 fine.
But there I am, you know, I'm definitely screwed in this scenario.
So I got fined $50,000 for it.
And I'm the one that's out.
joe rogan
So if you're racing for a position, then it's okay to bump into each other?
danica patrick
Apparently, yeah.
So really...
You're the one that's screwed because if you're racing, if someone takes you out and then you're still racing for position, now you're going to have to be potentially, you know, putting yourself in another position to get taken out when they started it.
It's a no win for the person that's being aggressed by the aggressor.
joe rogan
Was it always legal to bump into each other?
danica patrick
It's gone kind of through waves of different rules, but yeah, I mean it is legal.
joe rogan
But whenever a big accident happens and there's a tragedy, I would assume that that's when they tighten down the rules.
danica patrick
Sometimes.
joe rogan
Sometimes not?
danica patrick
Sometimes, sometimes not.
joe rogan
They just accept that it's part.
danica patrick
Sometimes it just happens.
Usually if there's something like that that happens, it's not from one person's action.
It's maybe a chain of events that leads to something like that.
joe rogan
It's one of the rare jobs that you do that's a sport, one of the rare sports, where the potential for death is always there.
danica patrick
Yeah, that's true.
It is true.
joe rogan
Is that one of the reasons why you decided, like, enough is enough?
danica patrick
I am not a daredevil.
Like, I am not a daredevil.
I went bungee jumping, and that is the bravest thing I've ever done otherwise.
And I only did it because I'm afraid of heights, so I just needed to know that if I had to conquer a fear, I could.
joe rogan
Well, what's your definition of a daredevil?
You're a race car driver.
danica patrick
To do things where you could potentially get hurt.
I'm not, though!
That's true!
unidentified
Yeah, but you're a race car driver.
danica patrick
I know, but I'm a methodical driver.
I'm methodical.
I don't go out there and just, you know, hold it wide open until the car does something, and then I'm like, oh, better lift now.
I'm like a methodical driver, so I build up.
joe rogan
Well, I think what you're saying is you're not stupid.
danica patrick
Thank you, Joe.
That's very nice of you.
That's like a really, really nice way to say that.
joe rogan
Yeah, you're not dumb, but you're definitely a daredevil.
danica patrick
Thank you.
joe rogan
You have to be.
danica patrick
I'm not.
joe rogan
There's no way you could not be.
danica patrick
I'm just not.
I'm serious.
You drive 200 miles an hour for a living.
Anybody that really knows me knows that I'm not brave.
joe rogan
Wow, that's so crazy.
danica patrick
I know.
joe rogan
I think you're talking crazy.
danica patrick
Crazy talk over here.
Well, you know, it's true.
I just have been grooming this talent since I was 10, and 26 years later, I'm okay with it.
joe rogan
I think it's both of those things, but I think there's no doubt that you're a brave person.
danica patrick
Actually, my first time in a go-kart was horrible.
joe rogan
What were you, three?
danica patrick
Ten.
Ten.
And my sister was eight.
My dad built a go-kart.
There was a big parking lot out back, so we got, like, spray cans, WD-4, whatever.
Pop cans, I don't know, whatever.
Yeah, I grew up in the Midwest, so pop.
And set them up in a big circle for my sister and I to go out and drive around and drive our go-karts for the first time.
And my dad made...
There was a little mistake with the brake pedal, and so it stopped working.
And since I'm 10 and I'm...
Really young and dumb, and I don't know what I'm doing.
Young, dumb, and broke, I guess I was, yeah.
Like the song goes.
But I went to hit the brake, it wasn't there, so instead of just spinning out or continuing to turn, I just went straight, and I was headed for a trailer.
Kind of a higher elevated trailer, which would have resulted in decapitation.
And I swerved at the last second and hit a concrete wall.
And I, like, go flying.
And my arm lays back on the muffler.
And my cool, puffy jacket burns.
And, like, bruises all up my legs and on my arms.
And that was my first time in a go-kart within, you know, five or ten minutes of being out there.
And so my dad just got a new one and built it.
And we went racing.
So maybe I am really brave.
I don't know.
unidentified
You're right.
danica patrick
Maybe it's...
I always felt like in IndyCar, to some degree I wasn't brave because people were willing to do things that were perceivably more brave, but I did describe them as dumb.
You're right.
So you're probably a little right, and I'm maybe a little right too, but you're right.
joe rogan
I think you're definitely brave, but I think there's definitely a line where bravery becomes stupid because the risk outweighs the reward.
danica patrick
100%.
joe rogan
Yeah.
That's a masculine thing in a lot of ways because testosterone makes you do really stupid shit.
danica patrick
Does it?
joe rogan
Like what?
Well, they're all competing against each other and they're trying to out-macho each other.
I mean, there's a bunch of Twitter accounts you can go and see.
What's that one hold this beer?
Yeah.
There's a Twitter account called Hold My Beer.
danica patrick
While I do what?
joe rogan
Exactly, while I do everything.
It's like people jumping off roofs and stupid shit.
It's almost all men.
There's occasionally a drunk girl doing something stupid, but it's almost entirely men.
So I would think that men trying to out-macho each other...
danica patrick
Are you saying men are somewhat inferior then?
Because they do a lot of dumb stuff?
Maybe their hormones are not in balance like ours?
joe rogan
They definitely, when competing against each other, will do dumb shit.
danica patrick
You think that's a testosterone?
Yeah.
Testosterone's to blame?
joe rogan
Well, they try to out-macho each other.
danica patrick
Yeah?
joe rogan
Yeah.
I mean, some don't.
Some are smart, and they don't.
But, you know, there's...
It's just a part of being a man.
It's like trying to prove that you're not scared.
danica patrick
What else is part of being a man?
Tell me about men.
joe rogan
Well, what do you want to know?
danica patrick
I don't know.
What else is...
What else is...
Very manly that women don't understand.
What don't women understand about men?
joe rogan
That's a good question.
I have no idea what you understand about us.
Hmm.
danica patrick
Maybe just speak from experience.
joe rogan
Hmm.
Yeah, but I don't know what...
danica patrick
Like, if we ask a guy, like, what's wrong?
joe rogan
Oh, see, that's just nonsense talk.
See, that's the difference.
unidentified
What's wrong?
danica patrick
How many girls out there are like, honey, what's wrong?
joe rogan
What's wrong?
danica patrick
And you're like, nothing.
joe rogan
Sometimes it's nothing.
danica patrick
But really?
Is it really nothing?
joe rogan
Yeah, sometimes you just want to decompress.
danica patrick
Okay.
joe rogan
You know, sometimes you just wound up.
danica patrick
So is that annoying when a girl does that?
joe rogan
Depends on the girl.
You know?
danica patrick
What do you mean?
joe rogan
It depends on the girl.
If she's annoying, yeah, it's annoying.
But if you're in love with her and she's awesome, then she's like, what's wrong?
Nothing.
We're good.
Yeah.
It depends.
danica patrick
So be with the right one?
joe rogan
Oh, 100%.
That's 100% it.
Yeah, if someone's asking you questions and you're getting really fucking annoyed, it's probably not the question.
It's probably more the person.
If you think someone's amazing and they ask you something stupid, you'll just laugh.
You won't get annoyed.
And you guys can both joke around about how stupid it was, how the question was dumb.
danica patrick
I like it.
That's good.
joe rogan
If you get angry, it's most likely you're just like...
danica patrick
Annoyed anyway.
So you're just like ready to sort of fall over that annoying and to get out of my space kind of attitude because you're already annoyed with them anyway.
You already don't really like them.
joe rogan
Yeah, there's probably something that's already rubbing you the wrong way and you're tolerating each other instead of enjoying each other.
Yeah, I mean, I would imagine a person like you, a very intense person, you probably have a difficult time finding, you know, like, if you get a square peg and a square hole, and everything slides in together perfect, and everything's amazing personality-wise, you know, behavior-wise, I would imagine with someone like you, like, it's very particular.
You have to find someone who appreciates your intensity.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Right?
danica patrick
Yeah, you do.
joe rogan
Like, a lot of times, guys, they want a demure, you know, sort of, like, docile little creature.
Like, oh, hi.
How you doing, boys?
danica patrick
Whatever you need, I'll be home.
unidentified
Well, we'll be here when you get back.
joe rogan
Right?
And meanwhile, you're out there with a fucking go-kart going 150 miles an hour in the driveway.
danica patrick
Yep, yep.
joe rogan
Running five businesses and going 200. Yeah, so if you're saying what's wrong, the guy's like, fucking nothing!
It's probably a bunch of other shit that's really wrong.
danica patrick
It's very insightful.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
Alright.
joe rogan
So what don't men understand about women?
She's tapping her fingers, going through it, everything.
danica patrick
I mean, I just think that we like to be, you know, we like to be told what you're thinking.
I do.
I like to know what someone's thinking.
You know, the whole, like, we're just, you know, just keeping to myself.
Like, tell me about it.
And I want to know what yourself is thinking about.
I want to know about you.
What's going through your head?
Like, communication.
joe rogan
Now, is this universal amongst all your girlfriends when you get together and talk about...
danica patrick
I would think so, yeah.
Yeah.
joe rogan
So the problem is, like, you look at a guy and say, you know, you really like this guy, and you're like, this fucking dude's some crazy mystery.
Like, what's going on in your head, man?
danica patrick
Yeah, that's not good.
joe rogan
Spit it out.
danica patrick
Everyone wants to know where they stand and what someone's thinking.
joe rogan
Oh, where they stand.
danica patrick
Well, because, and where they stand and what they're thinking, because, you know, what if they're thinking about someone else?
unidentified
Oh!
joe rogan
So you need to know.
danica patrick
Yeah, you just kind of know.
joe rogan
And you need to know if you're all in.
danica patrick
Yeah, 100%.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
I'm just an all-in person, so for me it's not a mystery.
Like, you want to know what's going on in my head?
I'll tell you right now.
joe rogan
That's intense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So yeah, if a guy's like off drifting, you automatically assume, this motherfucker's thinking about somebody else.
danica patrick
Yeah, what are you up to?
Exactly, that's what you're thinking.
Yeah, exactly, you want to be able to ask.
joe rogan
I guess guys probably do that too.
danica patrick
And girls like to hear nice things too.
Girls like to hear, you know, girls like to be, you know, girls like, you know.
To be appreciated, just like a guy does.
I mean, I think that's my advice most of the time in relationships.
I'm like, sympathy goes a really long way because I know it goes a long way with me no matter what facet of my life it is.
But, you know, sympathy goes a long way.
So, you know, if your husband's in a bad mood, then why don't you just actually start off with, instead of feeling like you're underappreciated, going...
Hey, baby, you look like you've had a really long day, and I'm sure you've been working your butt off.
Can I make you dinner?
What do you want?
What's your favorite?
And they'll probably go, oh, you know what?
It's not that big of a deal.
You know what, babe?
I'm fine.
Hey, let me take you out to dinner.
The sympathy gets sympathy back.
It's not good to do it to get it, necessarily, but you should really feel like you are sympathetic.
If they're in a bad place, try and help them.
joe rogan
That's sound advice.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
Be nice to each other.
danica patrick
Just sympathy.
joe rogan
Just be nice.
danica patrick
Because most people go underappreciated, especially in a relationship, I think.
The longer it goes, there's a lot of underappreciation and assumptions that get made about who does what and checks that box off.
joe rogan
Yeah, and people get used to each other.
danica patrick
Especially with kids, right?
I'm sure with kids it gets way worse.
joe rogan
It's just there's a lot of time that's involved with taking care of those little suckers.
You've got to pay attention to them and talk to them.
And if you have more than one, once you start talking to one, the other one wants to just chime in and show you what they're doing.
danica patrick
You're like, wait, I was busy just trying to make sure you don't die.
And now I've got to deal with this?
joe rogan
Yeah.
Yeah, I think people get used to things, you know?
And that's part of the problem.
They get used to each other.
danica patrick
Take it for granted.
joe rogan
Yeah, they do.
And then, you know, it's like, I always tell people, aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
If you could be that person all the time, you would have a much better life.
unidentified
That's true.
danica patrick
I also love the expression, for every hot chick there's a dude sickest groaner.
joe rogan
Yeah, I don't say it that way, but yes.
I use more flavorful language, but yeah.
danica patrick
Was that too much or too little?
joe rogan
Too little, yeah.
danica patrick
How would you say it?
joe rogan
For every hot chick there's a guy somewhere that's tired of fucking her.
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's how you would say it.
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
But yeah, I mean, I guess.
But that's not entirely true either.
danica patrick
No, it's not.
joe rogan
I mean, for the most part, a lot of the times it's true.
But a lot of the times people don't appreciate their circumstances.
danica patrick
That's the taken for granted part.
joe rogan
Exactly.
And then it's with various aspects of your life.
Like, I always feel like that.
Like, I just got over the flu.
A week and a half ago, I had the flu.
And I was sick for like two days.
And then when I was sick, I was thinking, man, I don't appreciate how good I feel when I'm healthy.
Because here I am lying here all aching, watching Netflix, feeling like shit, going, wow, when I'm healthy and I'm working out and I'm running and doing jujitsu and all the activities and I got all this energy and I feel great.
danica patrick
You just can't do anything right now.
joe rogan
Yeah, I just take it for granted.
danica patrick
You do.
joe rogan
You forget.
The joy of just being healthy, it just escapes us.
We just so think it's normal.
danica patrick
Just like a person, you take them for granted.
joe rogan
Yep, yep.
Now, do you think that you're stepping away from race car driving?
You deciding, just like enough is enough, do you think that in some ways that this is you appreciating other aspects of life too?
That you're looking at your racing thing and you're like, you know what?
I did a lot.
I did enough.
And then why don't I just appreciate all the other stuff?
danica patrick
Well, I think that's a good question that will lead me into a good thought.
I think it's actually more me being honest.
I think everyone would expect, since I do what I do at the level that I do it at, that racing is my only thing I care about.
I love it so much.
I'll do anything.
I drive every day.
And the truth is, no.
I like racing, but there's a lot of things I don't really like about it, too.
And I'm grateful for everything it's given me.
But if you were to ask me what I do outside of racing in my personal life, I don't go to the racetrack.
I don't really watch races.
I don't do that.
So those aren't my hobbies.
Your hobbies are your real loves.
joe rogan
What do you not like about it?
danica patrick
Well, I would say that in the last year or so, as far as an energetic space, it's just so sad and negative a lot of the time.
And even in just racing in general, most of the time it's miserable.
You have some days that are good, but most of the time it's not happy and you wish you're not satisfied.
You wish somebody would have treated you better out there.
There's so many things to be negative about.
And just the grind of it.
It's the people, like everybody's worn out and you have to be really careful about the people that are around you because they've got to be in a good mood because it's easy to spiral out of control because you see each other three, four days a week every week for 40 weeks a year.
So you've got to be in a good space with people.
But it still doesn't alienate you completely, even if you're in a good space with people, the ones next to you, because you got a car next to you on both sides in the garage and haulers next to each other and buses right next to each other and you see a bunch of other people.
So, you know, it's just, I don't know, there's a lot of negativity to some degree, a lot of grind.
It just kind of feels like the grind a little bit.
And so I just kind of felt like it wasn't a space that I wanted to be in as much anymore.
I want to be in a happy space where I'm just doing things that bring me joy.
I wasn't doing that as much, or I was noticing I was missing that, or wanting it more.
I think that's really what it comes from, is growing as a person and realizing that I think everybody's afraid to take chances and do something new in their life because they're identified a certain way or they'll be judged if they don't do it or judged if they do something different and who are they now and are they crazy and what are they thinking and, you know, it's just life.
Just do things that make you happy.
joe rogan
It's interesting because you're talking about this and the negative aspects of it is all interpersonal relationships.
It's all talking to people.
You're not talking about the grind of racing itself, like the heat of being in the car and the strain and the intensity and the nerves.
You're not talking about that.
danica patrick
Yeah, I didn't.
That's not the first thing.
I mean, that exists on some level, but I mean, that's fine.
I work out twice a day a lot of times, so I'm okay with the whole physical grind of things.
joe rogan
What do you do?
danica patrick
CrossFit and interval running, training, sprinting, stuff like that.
Circuits.
joe rogan
Twice a day.
danica patrick
Interval stuff.
Yeah.
A couple days a week I do twice a day, maybe.
joe rogan
More intensity.
danica patrick
Yeah.
Very intense, for sure.
Yeah.
That's the name of the game.
Get in, get out.
So...
So yeah, that is part of it.
The physical part of racing exists and it is exhausting, but you recover from that every weekend.
And I just love so many other things.
joe rogan
What are you going to do now?
danica patrick
Well, the longest project I have is my wine.
I bought the property in 2009, planted a vineyard, and it's finally for sale.
joe rogan
So you started in 2009, so nine years of doing this?
danica patrick
Yeah, bought the property, planted it.
Yep, started from nothing.
Wow.
It came from in 2006 I went to Napa Valley on a trip and was on this beautiful property and was like looking at the fog in the valley and it was wonderful quiches and fruits for breakfast and this amazing white wine and I was like man it would be so cool if I could have something like this someday but I don't have 50 million dollars, at least not right now anyway.
Because I never abandoned the thought that I would be able to afford that someday.
I just couldn't then.
So anyway, I just started the process a different way.
I didn't buy a wine that was built and established for the vineyard.
I bought dirt.
Planted the vineyard.
joe rogan
Now how do you go about doing that?
Do you hire someone?
danica patrick
Well, that day I met a winemaker who ended up going into consulting instead of just being at one winery.
And so he actually helped me pick the property.
He's still my winemaker today.
joe rogan
So you buy this piece of land, and then who does the day-to-day stuff?
You're so busy.
danica patrick
Yeah, I have a GM now who handles all of it and does the promotion and gets it in restaurants and helps sell it.
joe rogan
What's it called?
danica patrick
Somnium, which is a Latin word.
Latin word means dream.
joe rogan
Wow.
danica patrick
Yeah.
I was looking at some language translations trying to come up with, I was probably trying to come up with some sort of an LLC or something like that to cover the property up, and I was like, oh no, this is way too cool.
This is what the wine should be called.
So, somnium, it's a Latin word.
joe rogan
And are you doing red and white, or just white?
danica patrick
So, red to start, the vineyard is Cabernet, Cab Franc, Petit Verdot, and So from the Cab Franc and Petit Verdot bleed-off, we're going to make a rosé this year.
And then we also then sourced some grapes from Knights Valley to make a Sauvignon Blanc.
So we just decided it was going to come out in the spring along with the Cab early release and the rosé, but it needed some time in barrel.
So we're going to wait a little longer and put it in barrel.
joe rogan
That's fascinating.
So that must take a shitload of your time and thinking as well.
danica patrick
Honestly, that's probably the least amount of my time.
unidentified
Really?
danica patrick
That company.
joe rogan
I would imagine if you have this giant investment, you got this guy working for you.
danica patrick
Oh, it's a giant investment, for sure.
joe rogan
I would imagine.
You have someone working for you, they're growing grapes.
danica patrick
I have two employees and farmers that farm it.
I mean, they farm many other properties, but yeah.
joe rogan
Were you affected at all by the crazy fires up there?
danica patrick
No, actually, I was really lucky.
The Napa Valley fires were...
I'm on Silverado Trail side up.
It's actually very, very close to Howl Mountain, Appalachian, but it's like 60 feet off of being Howl Mountain, Appalachian.
So anyway, way down south on Silverado Trail, there was fire.
And then straight across the valley, not too far laterally across, but it was all the way across the valley, was the fires on the other side.
So I was about as far away from it all as I could get.
And so I just talked to my winemaker a few days ago, and he said that there's really nothing, no residual from any of the fires or anything.
joe rogan
That's amazing.
danica patrick
Like with my wine anyway.
joe rogan
That whole area was such a bummer.
That fire was insane.
danica patrick
Oh my gosh.
joe rogan
I forget the exact number, but it was something insane like it was going a football field distance in three seconds at its peak.
danica patrick
I think the big reason was the wind came in that night.
40 plus mile an hour winds came through that night.
Very, very, very devastating for some.
But that's one company.
The clothing line is called Warrior.
So that came out a year ago, January of last year of 17. Why Warrior?
When...
joe rogan
Is it like affliction, like skulls and swords and shit?
danica patrick
No!
This is a warrior jacket I have on.
joe rogan
It's very nice.
danica patrick
It's lovely.
No, it's more athleisure.
Athleisure?
Have you never heard of that?
joe rogan
Athleisure?
No.
danica patrick
Oh, yeah, it's a whole...
There you go, thanks.
joe rogan
I dress like a 17-year-old.
danica patrick
I don't know about anything.
Yeah, it's like leggings and sports bras and t-shirts and jackets and sweatshirts and, yeah, athleisure.
joe rogan
So, I want to go back to this wine thing.
danica patrick
Oh, okay.
joe rogan
So, you have this thought in your head.
danica patrick
I should have brought some.
Dang it.
joe rogan
Yeah, well, I'll go buy some.
Tell me where I can get it.
Can you get it anywhere?
danica patrick
At somniumwine.com.
It's not sold in very many places, mostly online.
There's not very much made, so...
joe rogan
Okay, so you can order it online and you guys will ship it?
danica patrick
Mm-hmm.
joe rogan
Okay.
So now you get this piece of property and you start talking to this guy who was a consultant and you start talking about making wine.
What is the process?
You buy the property and then how do you get the seeds?
How do you get the right grapes?
How do you know?
danica patrick
Well, you have to go through a bunch of permitting.
I'm so permitting for plans for it.
There's a certain grades that are not so if it's over 20 degrees grade then you have to have special approvals but under you can plant so I literally planted six acres ish of max it's the max that I could plant on my 24 acres that I have that was below 20 degree grade.
And so you have to go through erosion control permitting because it's, you know, the slopes.
And if you're going to dig up the ground, you don't want it to slide down the mountain if it rains.
So we had to kind of get creative with some of the infrastructure to dissipate the water.
And so it didn't create just rivers and rushing of, you know, new dirt sliding down the hill.
So because it's at elevation a little bit.
And then you hire your farmers, and then the winemaker helps pick out the rootstock and the clones, and then they plant it.
You wait a couple years for it to be ready, and then you start making wine.
joe rogan
So it starts with clones, which is...
danica patrick
The rootstock first.
joe rogan
Oh, rootstock.
And what does that mean?
danica patrick
And then they graft on the clone that they want.
joe rogan
What's a rootstock?
So the actual roots?
danica patrick
Yeah, that would be...
I wish I knew every single thing that you're asking to the nth degree, but that would be like Cabernet, Petit Verdot.
White wine.
Right.
Whatever.
joe rogan
Were you there when they did all this?
No?
I would want to see what that is.
That sounds fascinating.
danica patrick
Tiny little roots.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
And then they put the trellising up and then you get into, depending on your winemaker, they decide then how much fruit to drop.
So sort of the vine comes up and splits off and makes like a tea.
And so they decide how many clusters they keep on each side to determine what kind of wine you're making.
So we drop a lot of fruit to make really good wine.
joe rogan
What does that mean by drop fruit?
danica patrick
Literally cut the cluster off of the vine.
That's why if you're buying bulk wine, it's...
They're not dropping a damn thing.
joe rogan
Right.
danica patrick
If you're buying grapes, they're also not dropping a damn thing, or not as much, probably, because you're paying by the ton.
joe rogan
So this is a long process.
danica patrick
Oh, it's a really long process.
joe rogan
Like to go nine years from the time you start to making your first bottles of wine.
danica patrick
And that's probably why most people, you know, I mean, if you have enough money to build a winery, you're probably a bit older.
And, like, you run out of time.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
You know?
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
I mean, especially if you're going to get any return on your investment.
You know, I'm a lot of millions in the hole, but, you know, whatever.
It's a passion project.
joe rogan
Are you doing it as an investment, or are you doing it because you really can?
danica patrick
Because I love it.
And, yeah, I can.
joe rogan
Because you can.
Yeah, why not?
Do what you can.
danica patrick
Yeah, it's just money.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
And I love the lifestyle, so I want to share that with people.
joe rogan
The lifestyle of Napa?
Yeah.
danica patrick
Wine, you know, the connection that you create, you know, sitting down together and sharing it, the stories of the vineyard, the story of how it came along.
I mean, I have, the good thing is, is people were like, well, you gotta have a story.
I'm like, well, I have a story.
But that's what people connect to.
So then it's a matter of getting that story to the Psalms in different restaurants so that they can tell you the story of Somnium.
And then you're like, oh, that sounds amazing.
Oh, that's hers?
That's so cool.
I would love it if my wine was a good story that someone told and then they were like, oh, and this is actually Danica Patrick's wine.
And you're like, oh, no way?
Yeah, I got to try that.
You know what I mean?
I'd rather have that be the back story than the front story.
joe rogan
Do you know Maynard Keenan from Tool?
Do you know?
danica patrick
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I've drank his wine before.
Caduceus?
unidentified
Caduceus?
danica patrick
Caduceus.
I just...
Yes, yes, I have some.
It's in my fridge right now.
Got it a long time ago.
Got it up in Jerome.
Jerome, Arizona.
He has a little cellar door in Jerome.
joe rogan
That's awesome.
danica patrick
Yeah, yeah.
I've never met him.
I tried to meet him.
unidentified
He's a buddy of mine.
danica patrick
I was like, eh, but it didn't work.
joe rogan
He's actually in town, I think.
unidentified
Oh, really?
joe rogan
Yeah, I think he's still here.
He was here yesterday, for sure.
danica patrick
Yeah, he sources some of his grapes from California, I think, for some of his wine.
joe rogan
Yeah, he did a similar thing, but he did it in Arizona.
He just bought this land and then developed it.
danica patrick
He makes some in Arizona, but I think the better red came from California.
joe rogan
Is that what?
He's a freak.
He's a real crazy person.
danica patrick
Oh, yeah?
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
In what way?
joe rogan
Super intelligent.
Just super, super smart.
Like, too smart.
Too smart to talk to most people.
He's just so out there and intense as well.
And maybe it's had something to do with the choices.
So he's a lead singer of three fucking bands.
And then says, you know what?
Yeah.
And then let me just start making my own wine.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
Opened up a restaurant.
He can't do enough shit.
He does jujitsu all the time.
Can't do enough shit.
danica patrick
Is that where you get to know him?
joe rogan
Yeah.
He was over here for jujitsu seminars.
John Donaher.
He was at one of his seminars yesterday.
Yeah.
No, he's a maniac.
danica patrick
Maybe weirdos make wine then.
joe rogan
I think so.
danica patrick
I'd rather be weird than normal.
joe rogan
I think that's a good way of looking at things.
There's nothing wrong with being weird.
danica patrick
Normal and conventional are the opposite of weird.
I looked it up.
I don't want to be either of those.
joe rogan
Yeah, well, it depends.
You know, conventional wisdom's not bad.
danica patrick
It said conventional.
joe rogan
Yeah.
There's some normal that's not bad, you know?
I like normal cheeseburgers, you know?
danica patrick
I don't.
See, I want caramelized onions.
I want a fried egg.
I want maple bacon.
joe rogan
Oh, you're a pain in the ass.
danica patrick
I love food.
Like, I love food.
I eat more than most everyone.
unidentified
Do you?
danica patrick
Yes.
joe rogan
Yeah?
But you're tiny.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
Well, you put it away.
Well, you work out twice a day.
danica patrick
Yeah, some days.
I didn't work out today.
It didn't work out.
It didn't work out to work out.
But yeah, I do eat a lot.
My sister and I both do.
We're both like 110-ish pounds and we are both like five foot and we both eat a ton.
But we do work out.
joe rogan
Well, you little hummingbirds, like, all that energy you're burning off, probably burning calories constantly.
danica patrick
We look at each other, we're like, I would die without fat.
I need a lot of fat in my diet.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Maynard opened up a restaurant, too.
In L.A.? No, in Arizona.
So it sort of features wines and food.
danica patrick
Where in Arizona?
Because I know Jerome's pretty far from, like, I mean, my place is in Scottsdale, so.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's out in the middle of nowhere.
danica patrick
Then it's probably Jerome.
joe rogan
Yeah, I think it's in that area.
danica patrick
Jerome's on the top of a mountain.
I mean, this is a cool place to go.
If you're ever visiting Arizona, Jerome is really interesting.
You kind of wind up this mountain.
You get up to the top.
It's supposedly all haunted, and it's very bizarre.
I mean, the last I knew, it was a very long time ago that I was there, but he has a cool cellar door, and there's some restaurants and whatnot, and it's on top of a mountain.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's Maynard.
That's the kind of thing he's into.
And he's very wise, too, about...
Balancing out the rock star life versus, like, that's one of the things that I think was attractive to him about creating a wine and being in a small area.
danica patrick
Well, I'd say that's really important.
I mean, I think I feel like I've figured out in my life how much grounding I need to balance me out, and it's not just like everybody needs 50-50, you know?
joe rogan
Right.
danica patrick
Spend 50% of the time walking around in the woods and 50% of the time doing your shit.
It's, you know, everybody's different.
So for me, it's like, you know, maybe 20% of the time I need to...
Take a walk in nature or do a yoga class or meditate or something like that.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Do you feel like you need decompression time just from the whole celebrity thing, just being interviewed and media and people paying attention to you, want to take pictures with you, just the constant assault I don't feel...
danica patrick
It's exhausting because I'm listening and I'm paying attention.
I'm answering your questions honestly where I think most people can just go into sort of like autopilot mode.
And it's probably not as mentally exhausting for them.
I need...
For me, it's just being on.
You know what I mean, right?
Like you just have to be on all the time, you know?
So the being on part is nice to get away from.
So it's kind of answering the questions, but it's really just a matter of navigating life and people staring at you or wanting something from you or thinking they want something from you just because you're trained, because too many people have wanted something from you, to just the demands of the things that you're doing and running around.
I mean, I'm on an airplane twice a week doing stuff, so you just get exhausted from that.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's not healthy either, right?
Do you feel like you're going to step away from public life when you stop racing?
Are you going to fade into the normalcy?
unidentified
Probably not.
joe rogan
You don't think so?
danica patrick
No.
I'd love to have a cooking show.
joe rogan
A cooking show?
danica patrick
Do you cook?
Like I said, I love cooking.
joe rogan
Like what kind of stuff?
danica patrick
Anything.
I'm not much of a baker, though.
That's because I'm a free spirit.
Baking is all down to a science.
You gotta measure everything.
It's gotta be a certain temperature.
And I'm one of those, just dump it in a bowl, taste it.
Does it need more sugar?
Does it need more acid?
Does it need to be more rich with fat?
Does it need spice?
What does it need?
joe rogan
Now, are you going off of books?
Do you take classes?
How did you learn how to cook?
danica patrick
Well, when I moved to England when I was 16, I lived by myself eventually.
joe rogan
Why did you do that?
Why did you move to England?
danica patrick
To race.
joe rogan
You were racing in England?
danica patrick
Yeah.
I left high school when I was 16 and moved to England and then I lived there for three years.
joe rogan
How do your parents handle that?
danica patrick
I think my mom cried a lot.
joe rogan
Yeah, I couldn't imagine.
danica patrick
But they also couldn't imagine me not having the opportunity, so they let me go.
And I left high school.
joe rogan
What kind of racing were you doing there?
danica patrick
The lowest level open wheel racing.
joe rogan
What's that mean?
danica patrick
Open wheel just means that the wheels are exposed, really.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
danica patrick
Versus stock cars, which are NASCAR. So, open wheel, wheels open.
So there was no wings on the cars that I was driving over there at that point in time, so it was just, you know, no wing, open-wheel cars.
So I was just, you know, starting my career, really, because from go-karts, I didn't want to be a professional go-kart driver, so I was like, I'll just get into cars as soon as I can.
joe rogan
How'd this come up?
danica patrick
Well, I was 14, and I was at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, and I went into a suite, and there was some British dude in there, and so I started asking about cars, and again, we're at the racetrack, and this family that he works for has a team, has a race team, and so I guess I asked all the right questions, and...
Two years later, when I was 16, they asked me and my dad to come back to Indy and meet with them and talk about going over to England to race.
And they said I could learn more in one year in England than five years in America.
And it was not true at all, but I did it anyway.
Of course it wasn't.
joe rogan
Fucking English people, you're crazy.
danica patrick
Pompous, no.
joe rogan
Just get the fuck out of here.
danica patrick
I might make people from England mad, but there's not many that I've liked.
unidentified
Whoa!
joe rogan
I love English people.
I'm the opposite.
I think they're wonderful.
danica patrick
Maybe it was just my environment.
No one kept in touch after I left.
I lived there for three years and no one kept in touch with me at all.
joe rogan
Maybe you were too intense for English people.
Well, they also have like, this is where you are and this is where you stay.
There's rigid class structures there.
danica patrick
Oh, well, that ain't me.
joe rogan
Yeah, I have friends that moved to California from England and they're like, the people over here are so much more optimistic about the future.
danica patrick
Yeah, and open-minded, right?
Like, I mean, just like, bring you in and prove me wrong instead of like, prove to me why I gotta be your friend.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
It's kind of a European mentality, a little bit more guarded.
joe rogan
Also, being a 16-year-old girl, living there by yourself, not knowing anybody, that had to be really weird.
danica patrick
I grew a lot.
So, I learned more there in one year than five years in America from a personal standpoint.
See, I went over there and I was very open.
I'm unguarded and would tell anyone anything.
joe rogan
How'd that work out for you?
danica patrick
It didn't work out very well.
I got hurt a lot.
I hated men after that.
joe rogan
Do you hate English accents now?
From men?
danica patrick
A little bit.
I do, a little bit.
Yeah, I'm a little scarred.
But anyway, I came home and my parents described me as very cold when I came home.
Very guarded, very cold.
joe rogan
Did you guys visit back and forth between the three years?
danica patrick
I would come home like twice a year and they would come over once or twice a year.
unidentified
Oh, so it wasn't too bad.
joe rogan
But they said you were cold when you got back.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
You became hard over there.
Yeah, fuck that.
danica patrick
I know.
unidentified
Yeah.
danica patrick
One of the hardest things in life is figuring out who you really are.
Like, what you really enjoy, who you are as a person, what you stand for, instead of what cultures told you.
joe rogan
And what advice do you give someone that's trying to do that?
Like, I have a nephew.
He's a great kid, but he doesn't know what the fuck he wants to do.
He's trying to figure it out now.
danica patrick
I mean, the first quick couple of things that you can do to identify what it is that you're interested in and, you know, something that's true to you is, you know, just what do you do for your hobbies?
That's very insightful.
He likes to smoke weed and play video games.
There's a job for you.
I mean, isn't it legal here in California now?
Yes.
joe rogan
Well, sort of.
Sort of legal.
danica patrick
It's like some guru farmer.
And then also, this is like an odd one, but look at the pictures on your phone or look at the pictures that you post on social media maybe or something like that.
But whatever you take pictures is also kind of pretty insightful for what you're interested in.
joe rogan
Okay.
danica patrick
You're not taking pictures of stuff that you don't care about.
joe rogan
That's true.
danica patrick
It's your phone.
joe rogan
But what if you're all selfies?
What if all your pictures are like?
danica patrick
Well, then I think your ego is very loud.
joe rogan
Do you have any selfies on your phone?
danica patrick
God.
So the only reason why I... Selfies for me are so annoying.
joe rogan
Do you have a selfie stick?
danica patrick
No.
No, no, no, no.
But the only way I do them is if I am kind of promoting, right?
So for me, it's a matter of promoting a healthy lifestyle.
So maybe it's me in the gym, working out.
Maybe it's something like that where I can be like...
I don't know.
No.
you and someone else no no that's just being like somebody else creative with how you're getting a picture of you so yeah selfies the only time I do it really is is pretty much just to promote either like clothes I'm wearing for my clothing line or like workout style stuff for my book but for me I'm not like damn my hair looks good today and you know I I'm like oh look at me and I say nothing you know saying that's just I don't know it's no ego driven I know
joe rogan
As a woman who is very ambitious and successful and powerful, what do you make of these social media stars now that just do that?
They just stick their butt out and take pictures and there's a lot of that.
It's a weird...
danica patrick
Sex sells.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
It always will.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
Um...
You probably deal with it more emotionally yourself, because it's a vicious circle where you want more, so you have to keep doing more.
joe rogan
Right.
danica patrick
You know what I mean?
You end up in a place where you don't know yourself anymore.
Because you're doing it to fulfill someone else's wants and desires more than yours.
joe rogan
Yeah, right?
danica patrick
Because you have to keep going to the next level, right?
You have to keep, you're like, oh, I wore this super cute leggings and a sports bra, and now I've got to wear a bodysuit, and now I'm wearing a thong, and holy crap, you know, like, look at me now, I'm...
joe rogan
What do you do?
danica patrick
Who are you?
joe rogan
It's oddly successful.
I've gone to some of them.
Their pages have like 17 million followers.
danica patrick
I'm like, whoa!
Of course then it begs the question, what is your definition of success then?
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
Because if you don't make money off 17 million followers, then what's the point?
joe rogan
I think they do, though.
They do, like, sponsored posts and stuff like that.
danica patrick
Okay.
I mean, I agree.
That's why, again, you have to go to the next level all the time to get more people.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
It kind of feeds the egos, getting fed.
joe rogan
But as a woman who's an attractive woman who's also very ambitious, like, you could have just been one of those things, right?
Like, you, like...
When you see someone...
I mean, I don't think men look at it this way.
Because I don't think there's a lot of guys that look at guys who just do workout Instagrams or something like that.
And they get...
Look at this fucking guy.
unidentified
How about use your brain, bro?
danica patrick
Where's the protein powder?
joe rogan
But as a woman who...
I mean, you're not falling back on your looks is what I'm trying to say.
It's like you have them, but that's just a part of you.
You're obviously hyper-ambitious on top of that.
When you see someone who's just...
Do you feel like they're wasting time or do you feel like that's just them?
danica patrick
I just feel like it's immaturity.
I mean, if that's your driving force is just your looks and, you know, but there are some that have some content, but, you know, and they can use it to drive a message.
I mean, there's some that I've noticed like that that really do have really positive messages, spreading positivity, spreading good things, but promoting good things.
But for those who aren't, then I just think it's a level of immaturity.
And it's going to come to, I think it will come to bite them eventually because it's, Where does the road lead to?
joe rogan
Yeah, it's a short-lived success.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
Somebody said this once, it's a really great quote, that beauty is a short-lived tyranny.
unidentified
Hmm.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
You know, like...
danica patrick
Well, it kind of leads me to a little bit of one similar, like the...
I'm not going to get it right exactly, but it's the ego is impatient because it knows its time is limited, where the soul is patient because it knows it has forever.
joe rogan
Hmm.
unidentified
Ooh.
joe rogan
We should have memes on a stripper's Instagram page.
It'd be perfect.
That's the kind of inspirational ones.
unidentified
It's true.
danica patrick
The ego needs to be fed immediately.
The ego wants something now and it's not thinking about the long term.
joe rogan
It's true.
danica patrick
Soul decisions are perhaps unrealized for an amount of time, but the truth will always come through.
If you're not living it, you're going to have a transition.
joe rogan
Now, when you make, like, if you put, like, an Instagram post up of workouts and stuff like that, do you do that specifically because you're trying to motivate people?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
Because it does for me.
I mean, when I see somebody hot working out and see a picture of them, I'm like, God, I better get to the gym.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
I better get working out.
Oh, maybe put that chocolate down.
joe rogan
Yeah, I agree.
I think, I mean, people, especially people in my line of work, comedians, love to mock things along those lines, but I take inspiration off of a lot of people online.
Yeah.
danica patrick
And I, you know, my overall, like overall what I hope for people too is that with the book I wrote, I just, I really want people to find confidence in themselves and develop a healthier relationship with food and exercise.
And I think most people think of food as a punishment, right?
They're like, oh my God, I'll just eat this terrible vegetable.
Or they're like, I have to work out.
This sucks.
Working out can be fun.
Working out can make you feel good.
Food can also make you feel good.
Food is medicine.
Food will make you not only feel good, but be good and look better.
So, you know, I really hope that in all of my motivation, it drives people into a direction where they feel good about it all and there's more positivity around it.
Don't you feel like there's so much negativity around eating healthy and working out?
There's so many people that just hate it.
joe rogan
There's quite a bit of that, but I think there's a lot of positivity around it, too.
I think that people are recognizing more and more today the benefits of eating healthy in terms of psychological benefits.
Your mind works better, physical benefits.
You feel better about your choices.
You feel better about your momentum in life.
Like, hey, I'm on the right path.
I'm eating healthy.
I'm taking supplements.
I'm working out on a regular basis.
My body...
I've got more energy.
It's tuned in better.
danica patrick
I mean, I remember when I cut out dairy and gluten years ago, and my energy level finally was up and consistent, where before it'd be like the random day where you're like, man, why am I so exhausted today?
I'm just so tired.
I didn't have any of those days anymore.
joe rogan
Yeah, when people eat a lot of refined carbohydrates and then shift to a diet that has none of that stuff in it, it's stunning.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
The effect that it has on your midday.
I always tell people, like, do you need a nap in the middle of the day?
If you're one of those people, just try.
Cut out your sugar, cut out your refined carbohydrates, and then watch what happens.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
You will have so much more energy during the day.
danica patrick
Not a napper, that's for sure.
Yeah.
I mean, maybe I like coffee, but...
joe rogan
Are you one of those four hours of sleep a night people?
danica patrick
Actually, I can.
I don't need a lot.
I wake up with the sunlight, too, so I'm one of those people.
And I wake up in the morning, and I see the light going, and I'm like...
It's morning?
Is it morning?
I'm so excited if it's morning, I'm ready.
I love the morning, and I'm very chatty, and I'm very up and ready to go.
Are you awake?
Wake up!
Are you awake?
Do you want to make coffee?
joe rogan
I'll make coffee.
Do you want breakfast?
unidentified
Come on!
joe rogan
I want to go running!
Let's go running!
danica patrick
That's me.
I'm really annoyingly up and ready to go and happy in the morning.
I love the morning.
joe rogan
How are you at night though?
Sleepy.
I'm okay.
danica patrick
I'm okay.
But once I get horizontal at night, it's over.
Like, I'm falling asleep.
joe rogan
You have no insomnia?
danica patrick
No.
joe rogan
No.
Yeah, I don't think so.
danica patrick
No.
I have before.
It's awful.
joe rogan
Yeah, that sucks.
That's not good.
danica patrick
But I don't have it.
No, no, no.
But once I lay down at night, I'm tired.
joe rogan
Now, what kind of diet do you follow?
Do you have a specific...
You said no gluten and cut out dairy.
danica patrick
And then a couple of years ago, I did an IVF treatment to freeze my eggs because I'm getting older and I drive race cars and I can't do any of that stuff.
So I was like, look, I'm going for the insurance policy here.
joe rogan
How do they get those out of there?
danica patrick
Okay, so you really want to know?
joe rogan
Yeah, it's a weird method, right?
danica patrick
Alright, so you have a ton of shots for like a month.
joe rogan
A ton of shots.
danica patrick
A ton of shots.
Every day you stick them in your stomach and you have a ton of shots.
And so they drop your estrogen down to nothing and then they ramp it up.
And then it multiplies the follicles.
Like, the follicles are what grows the egg.
So you go in after a while and you start getting ultrasounds to see how many follicles are growing on each side.
So, anyway, it was good for me.
But that many grows.
And they want them each to get to, like, one by...
Basically, almost an inch by an inch, each of them.
And, I mean, I had, like...
I mean, this is a lot of information, but, you know...
20 to 30 on each side.
That's a shitload of real estate in my body.
It got very uncomfortable.
joe rogan
20 to 30 inches on each side.
danica patrick
Each one's an inch.
joe rogan
So did people think you were pregnant?
danica patrick
Yeah, you do.
You look like three months.
I mean, it was huge.
I was so uncomfortable.
joe rogan
And you feeling all the mags in there?
danica patrick
Yeah, it's horrible.
joe rogan
What are you naming them?
This is Cindy.
This is Bobby.
danica patrick
You're number seven.
joe rogan
This is Mike.
danica patrick
I come from a long line of girls, so I'm pretty sure they're all girls.
So I did that, and you do this trigger drug thing, and then, you know, 36 hours on the minute you go in and you retrieve it, and what they do is you get wheeled in.
The room is super, like, humid and warm.
joe rogan
Like a jungle.
danica patrick
Yeah, like a jungle.
And so animal, wild things in there.
So they put you in like ski boots to get you up and ready.
And then some chick was like, all right, I'm going to give you a little something relaxing.
I'm like, girl, you don't have to tell me, just do it.
Like that was what I told her and I was asleep.
And they go in with a needle and retrieve every one of them.
joe rogan
One by one.
With a needle?
danica patrick
I think, yeah.
They go in and puncture in through it and retrieve the...
joe rogan
How many eggs did you get sucked out of there?
danica patrick
24. Wow.
joe rogan
So you have a potential of 24 children.
danica patrick
19 were mature.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
So 19 potential people.
danica patrick
Yep.
joe rogan
How many think you're going to make?
danica patrick
Not that many.
joe rogan
Have you thought about it?
danica patrick
No.
unidentified
No.
danica patrick
They say you need 20 to guarantee one, so we're pretty much guaranteed one.
joe rogan
Wow.
danica patrick
But this is an insurance policy.
It doesn't mean I can try a different way if I want to.
But anyway, back to the point.
We just got way off track here, but this is part of the story as to why I decided to change my diet and my workout and why I ended up writing a book was because I gained like four pounds.
I know there's people who are like, well, who cares four pounds?
On my frame, five foot, who I'm small, little, and for any girl out there, you know your jeans only fit when you're exactly the size that you are, and then you gain a couple pounds and they don't anymore.
I was just uncomfortable.
I just gained some weight.
joe rogan
Four pounds of eggs, too.
danica patrick
That's a lot.
Well, it was legit.
I just gained some weight because of the hormones.
So it instantly also gave me some...
Sympathy for people out there with, whether it's dudes and testosterone or women with pregnancy or, you know, menopause or whatever it is that changes their hormones.
And sometimes you just gain weight.
I'm like, oh my God, this is real.
This isn't just some excuse for getting older and being lax about your diet or your exercise.
It really happens.
And so, anyway, so I decided to eat paleo for like a week, really.
I was going to do it for a week.
And I did it and I never stopped.
So that was two years ago.
And then I also started doing two-a-day workouts because I wanted to change it up and sort of kick things up a notch.
But I also realized that I was out taking my dogs for walks and I was like, well, if I'm walking them, I might as well run and do a workout too.
So, you know, instead of a mile and a half of walking around the property, I would go for three.
joe rogan
So when you say you do two-a-days, like how do you break it up?
danica patrick
They're usually a little shorter, like I would say somewhere between 20 to 40 minutes each.
And one of them will be, I do upper body, lower body, and an ab day.
And I just rotate through those, really.
I keep rotating through those because, look, if I do it right, I'm so sore I can't do upper body again for a few days.
So I just rotate through those and then I supplement in if I have time.
I do intervolt.
Where I'll sprint for 30 seconds, walk for 30 seconds, sprint for 30 seconds, and I'll do that for 20 minutes.
joe rogan
And do you have someone train you, or do you do everything yourself?
danica patrick
No, I do everything myself.
I love writing workouts.
I think it's the artistic side of me.
I like the balance and the flow of creating something that has fluidity and makes sense, and there's good transitions through movements.
I mean, I see your big Rogue Gym going in, so I'd be happy to program for you if you want me to.
Program for me.
joe rogan
Do it.
danica patrick
CrossFit-style workouts.
joe rogan
Well, I do a lot.
Like I said, I don't do CrossFit, but most of the stuff I do is kettlebells, deadlifts, things along those lines.
danica patrick
I do that stuff, too.
joe rogan
A lot of chin-ups.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
Too many.
I got what's called a golfer's elbow.
danica patrick
Tell me about it.
My right elbow is feeling so sore for like three days.
Is it right on?
unidentified
Yeah.
danica patrick
It's right inside.
It's like right here.
It just...
joe rogan
It's sore.
I've got to give a shout out to Kelly Starrett.
He hooked me up with this crazy protocol for healing up my tendonitis.
danica patrick
And?
What is it?
Is it legal?
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you know who he is?
The guy who wrote that book, Becoming a Supple Leopard.
He's a real wizard when it comes to exercise physiology and understanding the body.
His book's amazing.
danica patrick
It's all about new and improved modalities.
joe rogan
Yeah.
He gave me a bunch of different things, but also a tool to scrape the area, which is going to be pretty intense.
danica patrick
Oh, is it like a blade, like a metal?
Okay, I've had that done before.
Scraping?
joe rogan
Topical CBD oil, which is really good.
danica patrick
Oh, is that legal?
joe rogan
Yes.
CBD is illegal across the board.
Non-psychoactive.
But the FDA is trying to stop that.
danica patrick
Of course, follow the money.
joe rogan
Yeah, those creeps.
danica patrick
Follow the money.
It's a good explanation for just about everything.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
They're trying to put it in the same classification as heroin.
It's hilarious.
unidentified
What?
joe rogan
Yeah.
It's so stupid.
It's just 100% pharmaceutical drug companies.
danica patrick
I mean, it's just man-made institutions of decision making.
joe rogan
Yep.
Well, it's just creepy people with money that don't want to lose money to CBD oil because it's so much better for you and healthy and natural and does the exact same thing.
danica patrick
Imagine how much the drug companies would lose.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Or gain if they start selling it, you fucks.
They want to monopolize it.
That's the problem.
They want patents.
They want to be able to patent things, you know?
But that's, like we were talking about before, about the things that are in the Amazon.
I mean, there's so many different plants that can deal with so many different ailments that people have.
Mm-hmm.
danica patrick
Like ayahuasca?
joe rogan
Yeah, that's one of them.
Sure.
Have you done it?
danica patrick
I haven't, but it's kind of interesting.
joe rogan
Yeah?
Have you done any psychedelics?
danica patrick
No.
unidentified
Nothing?
danica patrick
I've never done drugs, ever.
joe rogan
No drugs?
No pot?
danica patrick
Ever.
Never.
Nothing.
joe rogan
Are you scared?
danica patrick
No, my dad scared the living daylights out of me when I was a kid, and he told me that if I ever...
He's like, you get tested for drugs and you fail, you won't ever be a race car driver.
He told me that about drinking and driving, too.
If you lose your license, you won't be able to race.
And then, you know, what are you going to be when you grow up then?
You know, he threatened me with...
joe rogan
Oh, dad.
danica patrick
Remedial jobs.
Jesus.
Yeah, so he scared the living daylights out of me.
Truth be told, you can lose your license, still race.
Also, truth be told, I didn't get drug tested until way later.
joe rogan
Meanwhile, you're running a drug farm.
danica patrick
Oh, what?
joe rogan
You sell wine.
You're running a drug farm.
danica patrick
Well, kind of, I guess.
joe rogan
That's a drug farm, lady.
danica patrick
It's legal.
joe rogan
It's a 100% drug farm.
It's wonderful, delicious tasting drugs.
danica patrick
It sure is.
joe rogan
You get fucked up on wine.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
What is that?
That's drugs.
danica patrick
And addicted to drinking alcoholism, right?
unidentified
100%, sure.
danica patrick
I mean, there's a lot of other things that you can do that are altering that aren't addictive, right?
joe rogan
You're running a plant-based drug farm, 100%.
danica patrick
Cash crops.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's what you're doing.
You're a drug dealer.
danica patrick
Well, let's just go all the way.
Well, if I was going to do something, what would be the first thing I would do?
joe rogan
Pot, for sure.
Nice and light, real slow, don't take much.
danica patrick
What does that mean, don't take much?
joe rogan
Just take a little bit.
You don't want to freak out.
One of the major problems that people have when they first start smoking pot, they'll take like two or three hits.
You can take one, one like, that's it, put it down.
Right, Jamie?
Yeah, Jamie will tell you.
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
Little hit, walk away.
Yeah, don't fuck with edibles.
Leave those alone.
Those, you need to build up to those things.
Those are a completely different experience.
danica patrick
Experienced users?
joe rogan
Well, it's not just that.
Even experienced users, they don't recognize the fact that it's a completely different psychoactive ingredient.
Yeah.
When THC... It's not THC? No.
When it's processed by your liver, it produces 11-hydroxy metabolite, which is four to five times more psychoactive than THC. It's way more potent.
danica patrick
Whoa.
joe rogan
Yeah, which is why people freak out when they eat edibles, and they just don't...
danica patrick
Don't eat the whole brownie.
joe rogan
No!
Just a couple crumbs, and then don't even think about having any more for at least two hours.
Let it settle in.
danica patrick
Give yourself time.
Don't freak out after 15, 20 minutes and be like, it's not working.
joe rogan
Right, don't do that.
unidentified
That's the worst thing.
danica patrick
That's kind of what I do sometimes when I'm drinking.
I'm like, man, this is my third drink.
It just doesn't seem to be working.
And then I hit it harder, and then I don't remember anything.
joe rogan
Then you hit the wall.
danica patrick
And I brown out or black out, whatever.
joe rogan
Yeah, drugs.
We do drugs.
danica patrick
Yeah, actually, one of the first times I heard one of your podcasts, I think it was about DMT. Yeah.
joe rogan
That's the mother load.
DMT is the psychoactive ingredient that's in ayahuasca.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
And it's the most potent psychedelic.
danica patrick
Seems like a cleaner way to do it as opposed to ayahuasca where you throw up and shit yourself.
joe rogan
Yeah.
It's definitely probably...
It's also quicker.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
You know, like the worst, the longest it's going to take is like 15 or 20 minutes.
But there's some places that are doing it now where they're doing it intravenously.
So those trips are apparently, that was how they did it in, there's a book called DMT the Spirit Molecule by this guy, Dr. Rick Strassman, who did all these studies out of the University of New Mexico.
And they were the first FDA approved clinical studies.
danica patrick
You did it with a group of people?
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah.
danica patrick
I think I saw something about that.
joe rogan
It was amazing.
danica patrick
They were in a hospital, and they did it intravenously.
joe rogan
Yeah, and they were gonzo for like 40 minutes, like, boom, off into the other dimension.
danica patrick
I was going to say, so, other dimension, right?
The dream state?
Do you think it's like a dream state?
joe rogan
It's very similar because they believe that your brain during heavy REM sleep also produces DMT. Because we all have it.
We all have DMT. Everybody has it.
danica patrick
It's naturally occurring in everyone.
joe rogan
Yes.
It's produced by your liver, your lungs, and now they know it's also produced at least in rats by your pineal gland, which is literally your third eye.
It's actually in certain reptiles.
It actually has a retina and a lens.
Shut up.
Yeah, it is an eye.
danica patrick
I'm always trying to decalcify my pineal gland.
joe rogan
Is that real?
danica patrick
I don't know.
joe rogan
You get that from them crystal people in Sedona?
danica patrick
Hell yeah, I do.
joe rogan
Yeah, they say it's like fluoride.
Fluorids calcifying your pineal gland, man.
danica patrick
I did watch a cool thing.
joe rogan
How's it getting in there?
danica patrick
Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
How's it getting through my mouth?
Are you sure?
danica patrick
Well, yeah, it goes in everything.
You are what you eat.
joe rogan
Yeah, sort of.
But are you what you drink?
danica patrick
That too.
joe rogan
Are you wine?
danica patrick
Yes.
Yes, I get better with age.
Duh.
joe rogan
I don't know if your pineal gland actually gets calcified by fluoride in drinking water.
That sounds like some hippie horse shit.
danica patrick
It does sound hippie horse shit.
I'd like to see some scientific proof.
But hey, man, with all the hippie shit, there's not a lot of scientific proof with it.
joe rogan
No, no, there's not.
danica patrick
It's a sense of knowing.
That's what it comes down to, is a sense of knowing.
Like, do you really feel like this is making sense to you?
Does it register?
Are you like, I don't know why I believe this, but I just do.
I don't even know where it came from.
joe rogan
Yeah, I don't know about that.
I'd rather trust scientists.
danica patrick
I like science, too.
My sister and I went and saw Neil deGrasse Tyson in Indianapolis over the winter, over Christmas.
joe rogan
Oh, what did he do?
He had, like, one of those StarTalk radio things?
danica patrick
It was called the, uh, an astrophysicist reads the newspaper.
joe rogan
Oh.
danica patrick
Yeah.
So he, like, pulled, you know, articles and, you know, just laughed about them, basically.
joe rogan
Oh, that's cool.
danica patrick
Pluto came up because he was part of the group that sort of said that Pluto wasn't a planet.
joe rogan
Yes.
Yeah, people got very upset with him.
danica patrick
He also loved to point out how there'd be something crazy, and he'd be like, let me point out, this is in the science section of the newspaper, like, as if, like, how did this make it to the science section?
joe rogan
Right.
He's gonna come on here sometime in February, and they're going to, he's gonna talk to a guy who believes the Earth is flat.
danica patrick
Oh, that guy.
He made fun of that guy, too.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
He's like, let me show you a reflection of what it looks like if the Earth was flat.
You know, of course, it's a shadow of a flat line.
It's like, of course, that's not true.
joe rogan
Well, of course, it's not true.
But there's a lot of young people out there today that believe the Earth is flat.
danica patrick
Do you believe the Earth is flat?
joe rogan
No, I most certainly do not.
But I think it's...
unidentified
Why do...
danica patrick
I mean, do they not think we actually go into outer space and are on...
joe rogan
No, they think that that's fake, too.
But I think it's just a matter of...
danica patrick
Do you think we landed on the moon?
joe rogan
If there is anything that I think is one of the more attractive conspiracy theories, it's the moon landing one.
Because the only time they did it was between 1969 and 1972. They did seven missions.
Six were successful.
And that's the only time in human history that people have been more than...
I think 400 miles above the Earth's surface.
Everything else, all the space shuttle missions, all of the space station missions, all that stuff is inside of 400 miles.
The moon is like 260,000 miles there and back, and they've never even sent a chicken into space and had it come back alive.
They never sent anything into space other than people.
Like, into deep space.
Past the Van Allen radiation belt.
Past the magnetosphere.
I think most likely, we went.
But if there's ever a conspiracy theory that's attractive to me, it's that one.
Because I just think it would be fascinating if during the Nixon administration they really did fake it.
And there's a lot of weirdness to it.
danica patrick
Why would they fake it?
joe rogan
Well, first of all, to show military superiority to the Russians.
And again, I'm not saying...
And I used to believe they did fake it.
I was heavily on the side that they faked it.
But then I realized, I don't know jack shit about astrophysics.
I don't know jack shit about rocket travel.
I mean, I'm just talking out of my ass.
So, like, me saying that they didn't go was literally an ignorant perspective.
danica patrick
Just a guess.
joe rogan
Well, it's just...
Being attracted to conspiracy theories.
danica patrick
Yeah, which is fun.
joe rogan
The problem is that conspiracy theories are really fun.
Bigfoot's really fun.
UFOs are really fun.
All that stuff is really fun.
danica patrick
There's a lot of stuff to get to the get to the core because there's there's there's arguments on both sides.
joe rogan
There is.
But it's also you have to recognize in yourself that you do not want the official story to be true.
And I do not.
And almost every single thing that happens, like, you know, moon landing or UFO landings or any crazy shit.
I always want the crazy shit to be real.
I always want the UFO thing to be a real thing.
They do have it.
danica patrick
Do you believe in aliens?
joe rogan
Yes.
I think it's more than likely that there's something out there.
danica patrick
I mean, to feel like that we're the only thing in the universe is a little ridiculous.
joe rogan
It seems stupid.
danica patrick
It seems pretty ignorant and arrogant.
joe rogan
Yeah.
But I don't think that it's what we think it is.
I think it's most likely far beyond the places that we can currently travel to.
And I think that by the time they get to...
High level of sophistication, they're most likely not even organic anymore.
And I think that that's the future of the human race.
danica patrick
Levels of consciousness?
joe rogan
Well, I think maybe that, but I also think there's a real problem with the possibility of artificial intelligence.
I think human beings are about to create life.
Whether we recognize it as life or not, what artificial life is going to be is life.
Artificial intelligence is going to have the ability to change itself, multiply what Human beings have been able to do in terms of technological innovation by a rate of something insane like in two years they'll be able to do 10,000 years of innovation in terms of like what we're capable of doing.
So I think that what we're looking at now is the last days of biological life.
I think 100 years from now, 500 years from now, whatever it is, there won't be biological humans anymore.
I think this will be an archaic, outdated...
danica patrick
The world will change as we know it.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
I mean, you know, I don't believe in everything the Bible says, but, you know...
joe rogan
Was that in the Bible?
danica patrick
Well, the apocalypse.
The world will change as we know it.
joe rogan
I think the apocalypse is local.
danica patrick
The world will end as we know it, right?
joe rogan
But I think the apocalypse, like the stuff in the Bible, that's all local.
Like, if you lived where Hurricane Katrina hit, you would think the apocalypse was there, right?
If you were in, you know, anywhere where something really fucking crazy happened and you didn't have any contact with the outside world, no cell phones, no radio, no TV, it didn't exist, right?
danica patrick
True, if you were isolated.
joe rogan
Yeah, I think that's what all of our notions of the apocalypse are.
They're periodic natural disasters that are unbelievably devastating.
Like, they've proven that the entire human race was down to a few thousand people because of a supervolcano around 70,000 years ago.
So, I think there's been a series of those events throughout history where the human race is brought down to an almost unmanageable level and then we repopulated.
And I think that that's probably the origins of the apocalypse.
Or asteroid impacts, which are very common.
They've happened all throughout history.
danica patrick
Do you think that AI is gonna just eliminate biological humans?
joe rogan
I think it's entirely possible that we're going to give into it, too.
That we're going to take it, we're going to, first of all, become symbiotic.
We're going to take something and put it inside of us.
It's going to enhance us, whether it's our ability to communicate, whether it's our ability to see.
We're going to start implanting chips into ourselves.
And then they're going to have improved body parts.
Like, say if you break your arm and they're like, look, Danica, we can fix your arm.
But it's going to take a year.
You have, you know, 17 broken bones or we can replace it with an arm that works better and it'll feel just like a regular arm.
And I'm going to bring in Mike and Mike has a fake arm and he's going to show you how it works.
And Mike's going to come in.
I'm so much happier with my arm than I was with my real arm.
danica patrick
It's the new drug pushers.
They're like, no, this lookout works.
It's a free vacation if you do this.
I heard some YouTube video of someone who channels other...
joe rogan
Oh, one of those assholes.
danica patrick
I think it was channeling the Palladians.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
Probably totally legit.
danica patrick
Yeah, and she was talking about how as a human race we have to be careful we don't alter ourselves too much because then we won't exist as a human race because we won't be able to procreate.
And that is what keeps our race alive.
joe rogan
That's probably true.
I mean, if you think about where we're going to go, but also, doesn't it have to keep evolving?
I mean, if we got back, look, you think like monkeys, when they were living in trees, throwing shit at each other.
danica patrick
We're different than that now.
joe rogan
We've got to be chill, otherwise we're going to stop being monkeys.
unidentified
We won't be able to throw shit at each other.
joe rogan
Dodge Jaguars.
danica patrick
And eat bananas all day.
joe rogan
Yeah, I mean, I think people are afraid of change.
unidentified
Totally.
joe rogan
And I think the human race is afraid of change too, but we're by no means perfect.
danica patrick
That's why most people don't do things, right?
Everyone's afraid of change.
unidentified
Right.
danica patrick
Taking a chance.
Right.
Having it be different.
unidentified
Yeah.
danica patrick
Maybe it's worse.
Well, Dick, maybe it's better.
Yeah.
joe rogan
Well, that's like the hallmark of your whole life.
danica patrick
Look at you.
100%.
Fucking chance taker.
I'm not afraid of change.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
I'm not.
joe rogan
Okay, so you get to roll an arm.
danica patrick
I have a moment.
I'll take the arm.
I have a moment of fear of like, oh shit.
And then there's the next moment is, well, maybe it's better than I could ever expect.
joe rogan
What if they give you two options?
They give you one robot arm that you never have to work out.
It'll always be strong.
You can get that one, or you can get one that you constantly have to work out.
unidentified
I'd probably take the robot arm.
joe rogan
But which robot arm?
Would you take the one that you constantly have to work out?
danica patrick
No.
joe rogan
Or would you take the one that's just perfect?
danica patrick
Yeah, I'd probably take the perfect one.
joe rogan
You'd never have to exercise.
Just BAM! Just jacked all the time.
danica patrick
Yep.
If I wanted, I mean, working out, if I still needed to do that for the feel-good endorphin hormone sort of state, then I'd still do that.
joe rogan
No, you have a little pump right here by your brain.
unidentified
That's it.
joe rogan
And you get that little endorphin rush.
danica patrick
Well, and I would go do a lot more stuff like walking around in nature.
joe rogan
That's a good answer.
danica patrick
Because that's, I mean, I really find enjoyment out of that.
I mean, I find enjoyment out of the intensity level of things and the confidence that I get or the, you know, being able to shift my mindset to this sort of like all-go, all-in mindset.
Not no pain, no gain.
That's so cheesy.
But, like, I can endure.
And the confidence that comes from enduring and pushing through, I enjoy that.
I enjoy that development of my mind and my discipline and my confidence.
I do.
But I'm probably just shifting more into enjoying, you know, things that are a little more peaceful, too.
So...
joe rogan
Shifting more into enjoying nature.
Yeah.
But that would be the most fucked up thing if you didn't enjoy nature anymore.
If they started replacing body parts and you didn't give a shit about the forest.
danica patrick
Oh, that would be sad.
unidentified
Yeah.
danica patrick
That would be sad.
I wouldn't take that body part then.
joe rogan
Until it's too late.
I don't know until they replace it.
danica patrick
I'm probably going to be dead before all this is real.
joe rogan
That's what I think those aliens are.
When people see aliens, those gray aliens.
danica patrick
The grays.
joe rogan
The big eyes and shit.
I think that's just what we're going to become.
That's what I think.
I've been thinking that a lot.
I think it's natural.
If you look at what a monkey is, and then if we were at some point in time, like some ancient hominid, like Australopithecus or whatever, Cro-Magnon man, and then we moved on to become Homo sapien...
If we keep going in that direction, this is what we're going to look like.
We're going to look like little skinny things with big heads.
danica patrick
Lollipops.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
That's what I look like when I have my helmet on.
When I'm in my race suit.
joe rogan
You do, you look like an alien.
That's a good point, right?
danica patrick
Because I'm so small.
joe rogan
Because you have a regular sized helmet.
unidentified
That's right.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
I didn't even think of that.
Your helmet is like, that would be like a big guy wearing an enormous helmet.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
That would be crazy.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
Do you have a strong neck?
You must have a wicked neck.
danica patrick
I do.
joe rogan
Do you do exercises with it?
danica patrick
I don't need to.
joe rogan
You know, just carrying the helmet around all the time?
danica patrick
It's probably that and just looking up to my nine-foot target for wall balls and like, God, my neck hurts.
Yeah.
Nah, you're not out of the car that long.
It might hurt a little bit when I get back in an IndyCar again, because the G-forces are higher, but you also lean your head against the headrest.
Usually the only thing that would make my neck hurt a little bit is road courses at the beginning of IndyCar season.
joe rogan
What is it like?
danica patrick
Because acceleration and deceleration, there's nothing to hold you from like...
Your head going forward.
I mean, there is, but not to the level that you would drive that way.
There's just a device that is in case you're in an accident, but it still moves.
So, you know, holding your neck forward and backwards is a lot more sore than side to side just because you have a headrest.
joe rogan
So when you get out of a long race, is your whole body tired?
danica patrick
Yeah.
I mean, in stock cars, it's really a lot about dehydration.
joe rogan
Dehydration?
danica patrick
Yeah, I mean, the car's like 130, 140 degrees in there.
joe rogan
Now, do you have a tube?
danica patrick
I do.
I have a camelback that goes through the front of my helmet.
A couple blowers, a back blower, a helmet blower, things that are cooler air, but I'm here to tell you it's still hot as hell in there.
joe rogan
I can imagine.
I mean, there's a fire in a gigantic iron block in front of you.
danica patrick
Yeah, when the water and oil temperature is 300 degrees...
Yeah.
joe rogan
Jesus.
danica patrick
It's like a greenhouse in the car.
It runs right underneath you, too.
joe rogan
Do you think you're going to miss it?
danica patrick
That's a great question.
I was talking about this just the other day.
Am I going to miss the intensity?
Am I going to miss certain...
I mean, I don't know if I'll...
I think I will miss some of it a little bit.
Every now and again, I'm driving down the road, and I'm like, I'll probably miss it a little bit.
But...
Again, I'm a decisive person, so I'm good.
joe rogan
I'm sure you're good.
danica patrick
I'm just wondering more if I'm going to miss the intensity level of the job and the highs being so high, but the lows being low.
I mean, that's how you get the highs, right?
The duality of the environment.
I'm wondering if I'll miss some of that and if whatever I do on the side will be enough.
joe rogan
What is the age that most people retire from racing?
danica patrick
I'm 35. I'm a slightly young, I would say, early 40s.
joe rogan
After a while, their body just takes too much.
danica patrick
And you're just exhausted.
I mean, honestly, especially if it's NASCAR, you're just exhausted.
I mean, that's my feeling anyway.
You're gone for 40 weeks a year on the road in these really luxurious places of the world, on the BBQ World Tour, like grilling out of your bus and living out of a bus for most of your life, and on the road, in and out of airplanes.
Hours of nothing to do on the weekends while you're, you know, sitting there.
So just kind of the grind.
So I think you kind of just get a little worn out.
joe rogan
Yeah, I could only imagine.
danica patrick
I mean, even like you were talking about interviews and stuff, like, yeah, I enjoy doing interviews that aren't based around, how's your car this weekend?
You know what I mean?
They're just so boring.
They really are.
So it's fun for me to talk about working out or cooking or wine, you know, all that stuff.
It's just interesting or aliens.
joe rogan
Yeah, I can only imagine the boring grind of the media tour that you must have to go through when you're racing all the time.
unidentified
Yeah, I'll tell you what, Danica, you were moving quite fast out there today.
joe rogan
You happy for a performance?
danica patrick
I was watching the old South Park episode.
They had a bunch of NASCAR drivers on South Park, and it was when Cartman was trying to be poor and stupid so he could race NASCAR. And he was sponsored by Vagisil.
And he...
He ate a ton of Vagisil to make him as stupid as he could, and he realized that the more stupid he got, the more money he spent, the more in debt he got, and that's how you got poor.
So he just bought, like, jet skis and just...
I think he says at one point in time, Danica, you're not half as poor and stupid as I am.
joe rogan
Oh, that's right.
You were in it.
danica patrick
Yeah, I was in it.
joe rogan
Did you use your own voice?
danica patrick
No, no, no.
South Park just does all their own stuff.
I was on The Simpsons that year, too, and I did my voiceover for that, but for South Park, no.
joe rogan
Did you love it?
danica patrick
I was awesome.
I mean, I don't care what they say.
If you're on a show, it's flattering, right?
To make TV in a different capacity means you're being noticed.
joe rogan
Well, especially South Park.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
I think that's the funniest show that's ever existed.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
Especially like all time.
If you look at all the episodes they've done, I mean, it doesn't even make sense how creative they are.
danica patrick
That's what I was thinking is how they're just insightful ahead of things a lot and definitely clever, like with the delivery of it.
joe rogan
Yeah, they're wizards.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's completely bizarre.
What kind of car do you drive in regular life?
Please don't say like a Prius.
No.
Like if you're like, oh, I just drive a Tesla.
danica patrick
The other day I was throwing some things into the recycling bin and I'm like, I'm just trying to do my part because let's face it, I burn fuel for a living.
joe rogan
Yeah, right?
Think about it in terms of how much fossil fuel.
I wonder if you could see like a chart how much fossil fuel the average person burns.
danica patrick
Oh, I would not be doing well on that.
That would not be...
I would not do well with the...
Tree huggers or vegans of the world.
All the people loving animals.
Like me!
I'm all those people.
I love the forest.
I try and eat vegetables most of the time.
Things like that.
But yeah.
I also don't do my part when it comes to my job.
joe rogan
What kind of car do you drive?
danica patrick
So I've had cars for years through the manufacturer.
So this past year we were sponsored by Ford.
So I had a Ford Expedition.
EL. I didn't know what EL meant.
It means extra long.
joe rogan
Oh.
So you got extra space in the back.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
Why don't they hook you up with a Mustang Shelby?
danica patrick
Well, that's not very practical.
joe rogan
GT350s?
danica patrick
Yeah.
We weren't even allowed to customize the wheels on that thing.
joe rogan
What?
danica patrick
Yeah, it was bare bones.
joe rogan
Because that was part of the contract?
danica patrick
It's just what you're allowed.
You get a car, but you can't get anything dressed up.
joe rogan
Why don't they hook you up with a Raptor?
Something fun.
danica patrick
I could have had a Raptor, I guess.
joe rogan
Why didn't you get it?
danica patrick
Maybe trucks aren't really me.
joe rogan
Whatever.
It's fun.
danica patrick
It's better than the EL. Yeah.
Well, the EL's not bad.
And then I had a Tahoe when I drove for Chevy before that.
joe rogan
I would think that you would want something fast.
danica patrick
So I bought my first car in...
What's the last car I bought?
Oh yeah, a long time ago I bought a Mercedes ML63 AMG. It was like a SUV, souped up SUV. That was a long time ago.
That was like 10 years ago.
I bought a Range Rover.
joe rogan
So since then you've just been using manufacturer cars from the sponsors?
danica patrick
Because they're free dollars.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
And they're not, you know, whatever.
Free is free.
joe rogan
Is that like a part of the contract?
Like that's the only car you're allowed to drive?
danica patrick
Probably not, but...
You know, if you're going to drive to the racetrack, probably want to drive in your company car.
joe rogan
Yeah, probably a good move.
danica patrick
Yeah, but other drivers have other cars, too.
joe rogan
But do you think that once you retire, you will start going, God damn, I think I need to get something fast.
danica patrick
I'm not a car girl.
joe rogan
What?
danica patrick
Nope, not a car girl.
Sorry to disappoint you.
joe rogan
What does that mean?
How did you even say those words?
danica patrick
I know.
joe rogan
How did you just say, I'm not a car girl?
Do you know who you are?
danica patrick
Yes, and I'm not a car girl.
joe rogan
You're Danica Patrick.
danica patrick
I know.
joe rogan
You're a race car driver, woman.
danica patrick
I don't even know how many cylinders are in things.
I just drive them.
I'm just good at that.
joe rogan
You don't know how many cylinders?
danica patrick
I don't know.
I think we have eight.
joe rogan
That's so crazy!
danica patrick
I just lost so many vans.
joe rogan
How can you be such a good driver and not know anything about cars?
danica patrick
I don't need to.
joe rogan
That's a good way of looking at it.
danica patrick
I don't build it.
unidentified
It's true.
danica patrick
I didn't have to go to school for engineering.
Remember the beginning of our talk?
joe rogan
Ten years old.
danica patrick
Ten years old.
joe rogan
I remember.
danica patrick
So, yeah, I just, I can drive them.
joe rogan
You need to get yourself one of those new Shelby GT500s.
700 horsepower.
danica patrick
Yeah, I've seen one.
joe rogan
I just announced it.
danica patrick
Oh, what?
Oh, a Shelby.
joe rogan
A new one.
danica patrick
Oh, okay, not the GT. Not the GT500 or the...
joe rogan
Oh, you mean the Ford GT. Yeah, no, that's pretty crazy, too.
But Shelby just put out a new Mustang.
The problem with those Ford GTs, they're awesome, but the paddle shifts.
danica patrick
You want a manual?
unidentified
Yeah.
danica patrick
You want a stick?
joe rogan
Yeah, I like sticks.
It's more fun.
danica patrick
It is.
It's a little more racy.
joe rogan
It's just more fun.
I have a Bronco, a 1971 Bronco.
danica patrick
I saw it down there.
joe rogan
And even driving that, it's a stick.
It's not that fast, but it's just...
danica patrick
It just feeds your testosterone.
joe rogan
Mechanical.
It's mechanical.
You feel it's analog, you know?
danica patrick
I just like my car to be good off the line.
I bought a Lamborghini a long while back, and it didn't have a cup holder.
So I was like, well, this is stupid.
This is not practical.
So, yeah.
So then I bought the Mercedes-Benz.
joe rogan
And that had a cup holder.
danica patrick
That had a couple cup holders, yep.
So it was good.
But then, you know, technology evolved and it didn't have Bluetooth to play my music.
So I was like, well, I'm going to have to get rid of this.
And that was when I started driving for a Chevy and then I got a Tahoe and I liked that.
And then I got an exhibition.
joe rogan
So you're driving for a Chevy and they didn't give you a Corvette?
danica patrick
I didn't ask for one.
joe rogan
How could you not want one?
You were driving for a Chevy.
danica patrick
I needed a practical car.
If I wanted a Corvette, I could buy one.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
I know you're good, but I would say, come on, hook it up.
danica patrick
I'm not, yeah.
joe rogan
Come on, Chevy.
danica patrick
I'm not a car girl.
We went over this.
joe rogan
I don't understand this, though.
I keep wanting to catch you in that lie.
danica patrick
No, I don't care.
Cars are like purses for me.
I just need one nice one, and when it wears out, I'll get a new one.
joe rogan
You don't like purses?
danica patrick
Not really.
joe rogan
Oh, you're a weird girl.
danica patrick
I just need one that looks good and performs.
Just one?
joe rogan
That's it?
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
What about shoes?
danica patrick
No, I like shoes.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
danica patrick
I have a lot of shoes.
joe rogan
Oh, there you go.
Okay.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
Okay, you're a girl.
danica patrick
I'm definitely a girl.
joe rogan
But not purses.
danica patrick
What about jewelry?
I curled my own hair today.
joe rogan
Wow, that's crazy.
unidentified
How'd you do it?
danica patrick
Did my own makeup.
Yeah.
joe rogan
You okay?
danica patrick
My shoulder hurts a little bit, but...
What is this stuff now?
I'm very much a girl.
joe rogan
I believe you.
danica patrick
If people ask me what is it about you that people would be surprised and I tell them I'm much more girly away from the track than you'd think because I'm really aggressive at the track and I don't look very happy and away from the track I try and be funny and I smile more and I'm much more relaxed.
joe rogan
Are you surprised that with all your success and all the attention that you've gotten from your success as...
The only woman on your level in professional racing.
Are you surprised that more women aren't entering in that you haven't like sort of opened the door or do you think that it's such a specialized and unique thing to do that it's just not something that a lot of women gravitate towards?
danica patrick
I used to say that for 100 men that came through, if it takes 100 to find a good one, that comes pretty quickly.
But to go through 100 women takes a lot longer because there are so few of them.
There are more coming through, but I just think that over time it just takes a lot longer to find good ones.
But I don't know.
I think back to, this is my ego talking, I think back to a long time ago when Paul Newman was still alive and we were on a late night show together, probably Letterman, and he was asked before I went on, he was the first guest, if there was going to be another driver, another girl that comes through that compares to me and he said he didn't think so.
Maybe there won't be.
Maybe there will be.
joe rogan
Paul Newman knew his shit.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
He knew his shit.
Maybe, I mean, you're unique.
danica patrick
I'm sure there will be someday.
joe rogan
But I meet a lot of women like you because of MMA. Oh.
Those savages that enter into MMA, the women that wind up fighting in MMA, there's a lot of them.
And I'm kind of stunned at how many of them there are.
But when I say they're like you, I mean they're bold, powerful, unique people that just take wild chances.
I mean the type of person that is like a Holly Holm or someone like that.
danica patrick
So I think the big difference lies in there are a lot of people that are strong, aggressive, confident, assertive, bold, but to then be able to keep it together and up above their shoulders, that's the difference.
joe rogan
Keep it together in the pressure of a race.
danica patrick
Yeah.
And the pressure of whatever moment you're having, whatever pressures are being put on you around an event or for one.
I mean, that's really hard.
The right people around you being able to filter the shit and keep the good, keep your own confidence up.
That's...
That's hard.
That's the hardest part.
And then being able to flip that switch when you're performing to, of course, then to not have doubts, but more confidence.
joe rogan
I think everything that you said would be mirrored by what a woman who competes at the very highest levels of MMA would say.
I think they would find all those things to be factors.
I'm really stunned that You literally are the only one.
I mean, that's an incredibly rare position.
Do you ever stop and think about what if you weren't there?
It's not like it's forbidden for women.
danica patrick
I never thought about it like that.
I've mostly only thought about it from the perspective of like, have I thought about what I've done?
stuff that people haven't done before and usually my answer is is that someday i'll look back and you know be able to have a little bit more perspective on it but right now i'm just kind of in the middle of it um but yeah i've never thought about it like that like what if i was never there yeah i mean you're the only one so if you were never there what it would it would just be constantly a boys club forever I mean, I'm really fascinated by complete outliers.
joe rogan
You're a complete outlier in that regard.
I mean, there's not like 30 girls.
Oh, there's 500 men, but there's 30 girls.
No.
How many men are NASCAR drivers?
danica patrick
Well, the field is 40. Yeah, so it's 40 men, one chick.
joe rogan
That's crazy.
And then there's a bunch of people that are trying to do it.
Are there any women that are trying to get in there?
danica patrick
On the lower formulas, there are some that do some part-time stuff.
I'm trying to think if someone has done a full season.
I don't know.
Back in IndyCar, there were some girls who did more.
At one Indy 500, there was like five of us.
But most of the time, there's none.
Or one.
Comes in waves.
joe rogan
Do you think that when you stop and you look back in your career, you'll take into account and maybe have a more objective sense of what an impact you've had?
danica patrick
Sure.
joe rogan
For women.
danica patrick
Yeah, of course, but I need distance from it.
I need to gain perspective that way.
Does that make sense?
joe rogan
It does.
danica patrick
I'm sure in your career, too.
To be able to identify the things that you've done, the influence you've had over people with the conversations you've had, with the things in business you've done, it's hard to see when you're in the middle of it.
joe rogan
Yeah, I don't look at that.
danica patrick
You don't want to look at that?
joe rogan
No.
danica patrick
Oh, why?
I'm not interested.
joe rogan
Because I don't want to get distracted.
There you go.
danica patrick
That's why people don't in the moment.
Because it doesn't matter.
joe rogan
Yeah, but what I'm doing, a lot of people are doing.
What you're doing is very...
It's just...
To be a woman that does the thing that many men think is probably one of the most manly things you could do.
Other than fighting and maybe football.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's like race car driver.
Like, ask little boy, what do you want to be when you grow up, Billy?
unidentified
I want to be a race car driver.
joe rogan
I mean, that's just...
danica patrick
Lightning McQueen!
joe rogan
I mean, it's like a natural thing for men to gravitate towards.
danica patrick
Dad always said he was just like, gosh, I had cursed with three girls in the house because my mom and then me and my sister.
And I'm like, Dad, what more did you want?
Like, what more did you want if you had a boy as a son?
Like, what was he going to do that's cooler than what I'm doing?
joe rogan
He'd be out there banging chicks.
That's what he's missing.
danica patrick
You think my dad would think that was cool for him?
joe rogan
If his son was banging chicks?
I would think probably.
That's my boy!
danica patrick
Instead, he's scared shitless for me.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's gotta be...
danica patrick
I think still in my adult life, it's like...
joe rogan
Well, if they had the courage to let you go to England by yourself when you were 16, and race over there on another continent, all the way across an ocean, so that if you did get hurt, to get to you would take forever.
danica patrick
Yeah.
Bold.
joe rogan
What is the worst crash you've ever been in?
danica patrick
My first crash in IndyCar, so my very first race.
unidentified
Whoa.
danica patrick
Kind of paralleled getting in a go-kart for the first time, having a big crash.
But yeah, it was Homestead, Miami, and there was a big accident, and I was running low, and someone was sliding down the track that had damage, and they clipped my right rear and shot me up into the wall headfirst, and...
Slid down the track and I don't remember that part.
I don't remember getting out.
I don't remember walking to the ambulance, but there's footage of all of it.
And I walked the wrong way away from the ambulance.
I was walking the opposite direction and then I was kind of like stumbling around and then I got back to the medical truck and then I got in and apparently I was very repetitive on the way to the hospital and I kept asking them.
Did it look bad?
And they're like, you asked us that a few times, honey.
joe rogan
You must have had a concussion.
danica patrick
Oh, I'll just stop.
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's a severe concussion.
That's one of the things that happens.
People ask the same questions over and over again.
danica patrick
Well, then I've had one.
joe rogan
Let's hope I don't have CTE. I'm sure you probably do.
danica patrick
I probably do.
joe rogan
A little bit.
danica patrick
Eh.
joe rogan
Just a little bit.
danica patrick
Just a dabble.
It won't matter.
joe rogan
Makes you more risky.
unidentified
Does it?
It does.
danica patrick
I might get crazy.
joe rogan
That's one of the things it does.
It makes people more impulsive.
danica patrick
Do UFC people get...
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
100%.
Did you see that video?
danica patrick
Are they doing studies in UFC like they did in the NFL with doing tests after they've passed away to know if they had CTE? There was a study that came out last year.
It was almost all but one out of a hundred and some had CTE. Yeah, it was, I forget the numbers, but yeah, there was only like one or two people that didn't have it.
Right.
joe rogan
No, the UFC hasn't done that.
The UFC hasn't been around as long as the NFL, obviously, so we're not dealing with the same data pool, but I'm sure when people do pass away, we're going to find it.
It's just varying levels.
danica patrick
I've heard they actually have a test now for CTE. I was talking to a trauma surgeon that said that there's...
joe rogan
For when you're alive.
danica patrick
Yeah.
It's a new thing.
Yeah.
What would you do if you had it?
joe rogan
Make excuses.
I just go extra crazy.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
I'd be like, well, that's why I'm gambling naked.
unidentified
Woo!
joe rogan
Bottle whiskey in each arm.
unidentified
Who her?
I don't know who she is.
I got hit in the head!
joe rogan
I got hit in the head!
unidentified
It ain't even my fault!
joe rogan
Chug, chug, chug, pals.
danica patrick
So insightful, this question.
joe rogan
Did you see the video that just came out from a couple of days ago from the guy that hit the off-ramp and went flying through the air and landed in a house?
In the second floor of a house, his car's poking out the side?
danica patrick
No, but he couldn't do it again if he had to, I'm sure.
joe rogan
No, no.
It's just total random crazy luck.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
But it is hilarious.
I mean...
unidentified
Really?
joe rogan
Yeah.
And see if you...
Once you find it, then go to Chris D'Elia's Instagram because D'Elia had a hilarious meme that he created about it.
But this car hit like a barrier.
Hit one of those cement barriers and literally got launched into the air and stuck into the second floor of a building.
danica patrick
Did everybody make it?
joe rogan
I don't know.
danica patrick
What country was this in?
joe rogan
America.
danica patrick
America?
joe rogan
America.
jamie vernon
Two people escaped their serious injuries.
joe rogan
I wonder how they got out of the car.
The way it's hanging out of the building.
danica patrick
Hopefully it's front wheel drive and they can keep accelerating to get a little further in so they can get out of the car.
joe rogan
That's spoken like a true race car driver.
I've been thinking about it that way.
Here it is.
Here's the video footage so you can see it.
And there's the car.
Watch this.
It hits the...
See, this is...
It's hard to tell there, but they literally went across traffic.
They're speeding.
You can see it again.
The guy goes across traffic, flies into the air.
But see, go to Chris D'Elia's page, his Instagram page, and find the meme, because then you can see that.
Let's get this guy's...
Oh, that's Chris D'Elia's there.
He says, her, come over.
Me, I can't tonight.
Her, my parents are on the first floor, and I'm on the second floor, and I have bitcoins.
Me.
danica patrick
Oh, God.
That's epic.
unidentified
I mean, that fucking car is stuck inside that building.
joe rogan
I mean, you wouldn't believe that that was real if you didn't see it there.
danica patrick
Mm-hmm.
unidentified
Is that a Nissan?
danica patrick
He might need that dentist office that he just parked himself at after that.
joe rogan
Yeah, here's the question.
What do you do if you're in the car?
Like, it gets stuck there.
Do you even climb out?
danica patrick
Well, you're probably drunk.
You've got to be drunk, right?
I mean, there's nobody or something.
So you just open the door and you...
joe rogan
Do you wait?
danica patrick
You take on the sprained ankle and you jump.
Ooh, Jesus.
joe rogan
And then it lands on your fucking head.
The thing falls out of the building and crushes you.
unidentified
No, no, no.
danica patrick
I'm supposed to say the right thing here.
You call the cops.
You are honest.
You...
joe rogan
Well, there's a video.
danica patrick
You get the bitcoins and then you go.
joe rogan
Oh my god, that's funny.
Who put up the video?
Where's the video from?
Some dude's name?
What is his name?
Kenny Holmes.
It's Kay Holmes Live.
He's the guy who...
Oh, he's from NBCLA, I guess.
danica patrick
Minor injuries.
joe rogan
That's crazy.
Oh, Santa Ana.
Santa Ana people are out of their fucking mind.
That's where Eddie Bravo's from.
Santa Ana people.
unidentified
Boom!
joe rogan
Look at that car flying through the air.
It's just the fact that it's stuck into the building that's just so ridiculous.
danica patrick
It's probably for a movie.
joe rogan
Now, when you drive in regular life, are you a lead foot?
danica patrick
Well, I'm a very aggressive driver.
joe rogan
I knew it.
danica patrick
Yes, I am.
I have a large comfort zone, I say.
People piss me off a lot.
They're horrible drivers.
The only way I can make sure that I don't get a speeding ticket is to not drive.
joe rogan
How many speeding tickets have you gotten?
danica patrick
Oh, I've been pulled over at least 20 times, for sure.
I got pulled over three times in three days at one point.
When I had my Mustang Cobra, my first ever car.
joe rogan
Oh, Jesus.
See, that's why I'm surprised you don't have a fast car.
danica patrick
Oh, I always make sure it's a good car like that, fast car, but I... I mean, like today, like right now.
joe rogan
Like when you're driving around.
danica patrick
Pulling up?
joe rogan
No, no, no.
I mean, your everyday life.
danica patrick
Yeah, well, I'm driving rentals because I don't live here.
joe rogan
I mean, not, I mean, here.
I mean, in real life.
danica patrick
Oh, in real life.
Oh, yeah.
Like, where's my sports car?
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
Well, you know, 40 weeks a year I do that.
joe rogan
So you just get enough of it.
unidentified
I need a people mover.
danica patrick
I got two dogs.
joe rogan
Right.
So you get enough of it.
danica patrick
All my bags.
joe rogan
I feel like I'm trying to sell you a car.
danica patrick
What car should I buy?
joe rogan
I would say something American.
danica patrick
Do you like American-made cars?
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
I don't care if they are or aren't, really.
joe rogan
Well, I have a Porsche.
I like German cars, too.
They're more reliable.
What I like about American cars is I like the sound.
There's a rumble.
danica patrick
A throatiness to it.
There's a something to it.
So you like to make noise on the road?
joe rogan
I'm a loud person.
Yeah.
I have a 65 Corvette with straight pipes, those side pipes.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
Super loud.
danica patrick
I kind of know what that is.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
I can picture it, kind of.
joe rogan
You're a race car driver.
But it's a stick.
danica patrick
I know.
joe rogan
That's what's important.
danica patrick
Mm-hmm.
I don't...
unidentified
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
joe rogan
You don't care.
unidentified
Nope.
joe rogan
But I would feel like for someone like you, once you transition away from racing, then it's going to be more important to you because you're going to miss the capabilities of those things.
danica patrick
That might be true.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
That might be true.
I might have to...
joe rogan
Oh, there's my car.
danica patrick
Oh, that is a good-looking car.
joe rogan
Sweet car.
danica patrick
Jay Leno, of course.
unidentified
America.
danica patrick
Of course, he loves cars.
I also don't really like old cars, so that looks pretty good.
It's pretty fancy-looking, but yeah, I'm a new car person.
I like new, modern sports cars.
joe rogan
I do as well, but that car is a 65 on the outside, but all the underpinnings are completely modern.
It has a LS1 supercharged engine, so does a modern Corvette engine.
It's got modern brakes, modern suspension.
You don't know what any of that stuff means, do you?
unidentified
Nope.
joe rogan
That's crazy.
danica patrick
I know that my very first car, my Mustang Cobra, I drove it so hard that I needed, in 8,000 miles, I was on my third set of brakes.
We put stiffer sway bars in it so that it would handle better.
It was, yeah, I went through three sets.
Yeah, I was on my third set of brakes in 8,000 miles.
joe rogan
And now you say Mustang Cobra, like what year was this?
danica patrick
Oh, this is when I first, this is my first ever car.
So I was 16. So I think it was a 97. Yeah.
I'm not saying they're not cool, but it was back when they were more cool, when they were a lot less common.
joe rogan
Yeah, they were okay back then.
danica patrick
It's kind of the back end of the Cobra cool days.
joe rogan
Yeah.
No, the 97s were okay.
They were all right.
Around the 80s is when they came out with the 5.0, and then Mustangs had a little bit more power again.
danica patrick
So what's your dream car then?
joe rogan
That Corvette.
That's my favorite car.
danica patrick
Oh, now what then?
joe rogan
No, I drive that around.
danica patrick
Do you drive it much?
joe rogan
All the time.
danica patrick
Oh, okay.
Well, it doesn't really rain in California, so I guess you can.
joe rogan
Well, it has a top.
Do you drive it in the rain?
I have.
danica patrick
Oh, good for you.
Good for you.
It's just a car.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not afraid of it getting wet.
The only problem is it's slippery.
It doesn't have any traction control or any of that.
It's just all engine power and torque.
But it's fun.
danica patrick
Yeah, I remember driving a Camaro around in the rain and it was handled like crap.
joe rogan
You should get one of the new ones.
Camaro ZL1. They have a new one.
650 horsepower.
It's fucking ridiculous.
danica patrick
I mean, nobody even barely uses the full speed of...
joe rogan
What about here?
danica patrick
I don't know.
Oh, so I was actually going to tell you about this.
I did a road and track cover article where I test drove...
It was a Porsche, a Corvette.
I think it was a Viper of some sort.
A Viper.
And then there was a Lamborghini, Murcielago.
And I mean, my experience was the...
The Porsche was loose, which is this one.
The Corvette was tight, which meant it was the most comfortable and stable to drive.
I think it was a Viper.
The Viper was just light on its feet.
It wasn't very stuck and it was just kind of clunky.
joe rogan
That looks like it's about seven or eight years old.
Is that right?
danica patrick
Oh, at least.
Yeah.
And then the Lamborghini was also light.
I mean, it just went so fast, but it's pretty well balanced, but probably a little on the loose side.
joe rogan
You know, they stopped making Vipers, but I know the car for you.
unidentified
What?
joe rogan
There's a car that's for sale right now that I saw this morning.
No, no.
I'm trying to sell you a car.
danica patrick
I know.
joe rogan
No, Joppo Link had a rare...
This one dealership in 2017 in the country bought up like 90% of the Vipers.
And they ordered them in a bunch of crazy paint schemes.
And they ordered this hot pink Viper.
danica patrick
Shut up.
You want me to drive a pink car?
joe rogan
Yeah, you gotta see it.
I'd drive it.
It's so fucking badass, I'd drive it.
danica patrick
How about that?
See, I think it's cooler if a dude would drive a pink car and I would drive some stainless steel silver...
joe rogan
I would drive it and then I'd get a rainbow license plate so people would just assume I'm gay.
There's no way around it.
Got a rainbow plate.
You got a pink car.
unidentified
Have you found it?
joe rogan
It's shit.
It was on my Google News feed this morning.
I looked at that.
I was like, if I was a chick, that'd be my fucking car.
But it's like crazy metallic hot pink.
unidentified
I got pink glasses.
joe rogan
Viper.
danica patrick
It's not like the Mary Kay car?
joe rogan
No, that's not it.
That's old.
That shit's old.
danica patrick
That's red.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's red.
danica patrick
I like red.
joe rogan
It's 2017. It might not even be Joppa Link.
I would think that was what I was reading.
danica patrick
Well, I'm not going to drive it.
joe rogan
Okay.
danica patrick
Nope.
joe rogan
You don't have to pull it up.
danica patrick
That's a good thought, but...
joe rogan
You would rather have black?
Let me guess.
danica patrick
Black.
unidentified
Yeah.
danica patrick
I like black.
joe rogan
I knew it.
Tinted windows.
danica patrick
Black, black, black.
Black wheels, black.
joe rogan
Whoa.
Darkness.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like a Darth Vader type thing.
danica patrick
Yeah.
unidentified
Whoa.
danica patrick
So badass.
joe rogan
More masculine than feminine.
danica patrick
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
danica patrick
I'm trying to figure out what kind of...
Oh, there it is.
joe rogan
That's not it, but that's an old one too.
danica patrick
That's terrible.
joe rogan
But it's alright.
No worries.
That was gross.
That one looks gross.
danica patrick
Okay.
joe rogan
The other one didn't look so gross.
It's more of a darker pink.
You don't have to find it, Jamie.
Forget it.
She's going to hate it, no matter what.
She wants Darth Vader.
unidentified
Pink Corvettes that Angeline drives around town.
joe rogan
I saw her the other day.
I saw her driving that...
Do you know who Angeline is?
danica patrick
No.
joe rogan
Angeline is a woman who, when I moved to California in the 90s, she used to have these billboards all around California.
danica patrick
Of what?
joe rogan
It's her.
danica patrick
Oh.
joe rogan
Her, like, in her bikini.
unidentified
Okay.
danica patrick
What's she promoting?
joe rogan
Her.
It would just say her name and her phone number.
Wow.
See those billboards?
unidentified
Wow.
danica patrick
Oh, shoot.
Well, hey.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's her.
And I'd be like, who the fuck is Angeline?
And everybody would be like, oh, she's like this local celebrity.
And so she apparently is just a wealthy lady who all of her time here has done that.
Just got these big billboards.
danica patrick
Likes the attention.
joe rogan
Yeah.
She's doing a split on top of a Corvette.
unidentified
Look at that.
danica patrick
Is that a good thing?
joe rogan
For her, maybe.
danica patrick
Is it working?
joe rogan
She kept doing it, so.
unidentified
Oh!
joe rogan
She still does it, right?
Does she still have a billboard?
jamie vernon
Not a billboard, but she has at least three different pink Corvettes now.
joe rogan
I've seen her really recently in the pink Corvette.
danica patrick
Oh my god.
Okay, not me.
joe rogan
Not you.
Definitely not you.
danica patrick
No, I'm more like...
I'm more of your...
Actually, when I got the Lamborghini and I had to go pick my sister up from the airport.
Okay, there's nowhere to put your bags.
It's like a briefcase for a trunk, and it's in the front.
So that was kind of silly.
And then I realized that people normally get these cars so they can just kind of take it out to dinner.
I don't want to be looked at.
So I'm more likely to take it to go get groceries than I am to go to dinner.
So I realized it was pretty pointless for me.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's not the car for you.
danica patrick
And if I want performance, I go do my job.
joe rogan
For now.
danica patrick
For now.
joe rogan
But when it's over, that's what I'm trying to keep you sane.
danica patrick
You're looking forward.
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm looking forward.
After these next two races?
danica patrick
We'll have to visit again in a year from now and have to figure it all out.
I'll tell you you're right, probably.
joe rogan
Well, in a year from now, then the new Corvette ZR1 will be available.
750 horsepower.
danica patrick
Stupid, you're never going to use it.
joe rogan
Zero to 60 in two seconds.
danica patrick
I mean...
joe rogan
You're never going to use it.
Well, you might use a zero to 60. You've got 150 speeding tickets.
Who are you talking to?
You're never going to use it.
danica patrick
It's true.
Nobody got a speeding ticket for getting the speed limit too quickly, though.
joe rogan
That's true.
Yeah.
Well, they probably would pull you over anyway.
danica patrick
Actually, I got a funny story about when I got pulled over when I was 16 with my Mustang Cobra.
I was picking my girlfriend up and pulling off of her street onto the main street and it was wet out.
And so I kind of got it going and kicked it sideways a little bit and looked in my rearview mirror at the stoplight and there's a cop sitting there.
Well, he comes for me.
So I turn on the first road I can find.
So I make a left, drive down the road.
It's a freaking dead end.
So I pull into a driveway, and we slouch down real low.
And the cop kind of drives around.
And all of a sudden, somebody comes out from the house, and they're like, can I help you?
And I'm like, what road is this out here?
I mean, mind you, it's the road I live off of.
I'm like, what road is this out here?
So anyway, so we're like, okay, thank you, sure.
And so we Get back in the car and the cop's gone.
So we back out and head back down the road again, trying to get further away from the stoplight, make a left.
I look over in the parking lot across the street, the grade school parking lot.
Cops sitting there.
So I make the first right I can then.
So I turn right into a neighborhood and I'm driving along and he finally catches me.
And I think I cried to help my situation.
joe rogan
Did he turn his lights on?
So you were running from him?
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
danica patrick
Kind of.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
joe rogan
This guy sounds like a shitty driver, like a shitty cop.
danica patrick
But I think I got in trouble for being sideways, not for speeding.
joe rogan
Yeah, you should say, it's my boyfriend's car!
I don't even know how to drive this thing!
danica patrick
That would have been actually a clever approach.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Yeah, just say, I don't know what happened.
I hit the gas and it went sideways.
danica patrick
That was part of my getting pulled over three times in three days episode.
So that was number three, I think.
I cried.
Maybe it was number two.
joe rogan
So is that why you were running from the cops?
Like, I just can't keep doing this.
danica patrick
I was just trying to see if I could get away!
Trying to just get away.
joe rogan
Well, Danica, I think I've kept you long enough.
It was really wonderful to talk to you.
I really appreciate it.
It was really fun.
I wish you all the best of luck with your wine and your clothes and your last two races.
It was a pleasure.
danica patrick
Thank you.
So nice to talk to you.
Let's check back in about the whole car situation next year.
joe rogan
Yes, next year.
You're going to want to get something crazy.
I guarantee.
Once you're done.
danica patrick
When I tell you I'm missing the action, I'll let you just call the car I should buy.
joe rogan
Sounds like a plan.
Danica Patrick, ladies and gentlemen.
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