Sept. 3, 2017 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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| Wish we could talk about it. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| That guy's body's terrible. | ||
| Yes, ladies and gentlemen! | ||
| I'm glad we missed that. | ||
| I hope we missed it. | ||
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Did we miss that? | |
| Whatever. | ||
| What's up, everybody? | ||
| It's Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan, and this is the Fight Companion Lite. | ||
| It's the slimmed-down version. | ||
| Eddie Bravo is doing a jiu-jitsu seminar today in, I think, in Whittier. | ||
| And Brian Callen is in Utah. | ||
| Pretending to play golf with his dad. | ||
| Yeah, he plays golf. | ||
| And he acts like he enjoys it just to entertain his papa. | ||
| Does he really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| I think he kind of likes it, but, you know, he can't golf. | ||
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Wow. | |
| He probably just likes hanging out with his dad. | ||
| You got to do things like that. | ||
| You do, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, chicks pretend to be into football so they can hang out with you. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Some actually get into it, though. | ||
| Some. | ||
| I'm just being offensive. | ||
| So Brian Barbarina and who's the other gentleman? | ||
| Something Edwards. | ||
| Edwards. | ||
| Do we have a fight card, Jamie? | ||
| Can we put that shit up on the other screen? | ||
| Damn, this UFC Rotterdam reminds me of UFC 100. This thing is epic. | ||
| How dare you show up late, Joe Rogan? | ||
| At least that ref's in shape. | ||
| Yeah, it's about as good a shape as you can get to be a ref. | ||
| Oh, it clipped. | ||
| Brian Barberin is the dude who choked out Sage Northcutt. | ||
| Very tough fighter. | ||
| Leon Edwards, that's right. | ||
| Leon. | ||
| God, there's not a lot of Leons left in the world, is there? | ||
| That's right, man. | ||
| When's the last Leon you met? | ||
| Dude, that was a big name in the 70s. | ||
| I know. | ||
| You're a cool guy. | ||
| Ooh, he's got the back. | ||
| One hook. | ||
| Brian Barbarino is very good on the ground. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Do you see the fire, man? | ||
| See that fire last night? | ||
| Where was it? | ||
| Because I woke up and my slingshot was all covered in ash. | ||
| Isn't that crazy? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's out near Burbank. | ||
| Is it really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's already the biggest fire in the history of California. | ||
| Of Los Angeles, rather. | ||
| Yeah, because it's in Los Angeles County. | ||
| It's the biggest fire ever in Los Angeles County. | ||
| I think it's burned something like 5,000 acres already. | ||
| And are people evacuating their homes and shit or not? | ||
| They were in danger. | ||
| Last night they evacuated in Burbank. | ||
| Not all of Burbank, but... | ||
| A good chunk? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Damn, I've seen any of the news. | ||
| Yo, it was scary. | ||
| Coming home, looking over the highway when you see the hills on fire. | ||
| Really? | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Damn, that's scary. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| It's kind of close to you. | ||
| No, no, it's not close to me, but I can see it from some spots. | ||
| Closer. | ||
| Closer. | ||
| It's close to Brian Redman. | ||
| He lives out there. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Fast-moving wildfowl. | ||
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Holy shit. | |
| Homes evacuated in LA and Burbank. | ||
| You know, I talked to a fireman once, man. | ||
| He fucking freaked me out. | ||
| He goes, it's just a matter of time until one day. | ||
| It burns all the way to the water. | ||
| And I went, what? | ||
| And he goes, yep, just a matter of time. | ||
| One day, oh, Brian Barber, you might get fucked here. | ||
| He better stay on that opposite hand. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I was going to get his chin broke. | ||
| Yeah, that opposite hand's barely in there. | ||
| That firefighter sounds like a drama queen. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| He said, he goes, with the right combination of dry weather and the right wind. | ||
| And he goes, once it hits the buildings, we won't be able to stop it. | ||
| He goes, it'll burn all the way to the water. | ||
| No, he was an older dude that was like super stoic. | ||
| That's why it made me shit my pants. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, it wasn't like some dork who likes to talk about shit. | ||
| I said, shut your mouth, man. | ||
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Have you ever seen the new papers on top? | |
| Oh, shit, dude. | ||
| He's under the chin. | ||
| Yeah, he's in trouble now. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Sideways. | ||
| He's okay. | ||
| Leon's definitely doing work. | ||
| Yeah, Leon almost had that. | ||
| If he maintained back control there, like if he had some Marcel Garcia-style hooks, he might have got that. | ||
| Back to that firefighter hating on our happiness. | ||
| He was scary as fuck. | ||
| All he was saying was, he goes, there's only so much we can do when a fire gets out of control with strong wind and dry ground. | ||
| This was right after, I don't know if you were around, California in 2002, I think? | ||
| Somewhere around there? | ||
| 2002, 2003? | ||
| I got evacuated. | ||
| And we were coming home from Fear Factor. | ||
| We were filming out in, like, north up on the 5. And as I was coming home, for a whole hour, on the right-hand side of the car, the hills were on fire. | ||
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That's scary. | |
| A whole hour in the car, driving. | ||
| Was it currently in? | ||
| Like your old house? | ||
| Like out there? | ||
| Yeah, no, but I'm just saying on the way home from like Tohon, you know, like Tohon Ranch, like out there. | ||
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Oh, gotcha. | |
| The whole right side of the highway was on fire for an hour. | ||
| That's how much was on fire. | ||
| I'm talking like 50 miles of shit on fire. | ||
| Like I've never seen anything like it in my life. | ||
| And when I was talking, I mean, it was like Lord of the Rings type shit. | ||
| It was crazy. | ||
| Scary. | ||
| All the hills were on fire. | ||
| I mean, everywhere to the right-hand side and everywhere you go, it was like snow foam with ash. | ||
| Saw a dead guy. | ||
| So a dude got hit by a car. | ||
| He was trying to run across the road. | ||
| Ain't that a bitch? | ||
| And he got clipped. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's a fire, and you're like, ah, shit. | ||
| Yeah, we saw this dude laid out with his sneaker off, and I was like, oh, no. | ||
| What kind of sneaker was it? | ||
| Rebug? | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| God. | ||
| You would know. | ||
| I would know, but goddamn, are those Yeezys? | ||
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Pumas? | |
| Are those Pumas? | ||
| 13s. | ||
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Those are 13s. | |
| You imagine, like, God, they look fresh. | ||
| Damn, are these new zebras? | ||
| Yeezys? | ||
| I'm going to grab them. | ||
| That's what they did in the old west days. | ||
| Hopefully they're not birdies. | ||
| Hopefully they're not birdies. | ||
| He wasn't close enough to the fire. | ||
| He was just on the highway, but I think you know people panic both the driver and the fire Can you imagine could there be a worse way to go burned alive? | ||
| Like I was watching Game of Thrones. | ||
| I'm on season five now when they burn Homeboy. | ||
| Don't say anything. | ||
| Spoiler alert. | ||
| It's been out way too long. | ||
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Spoiler alert. | |
| Oh, come on. | ||
| It's the best show ever. | ||
| Ever. | ||
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Ever. | |
| It gets better. | ||
| Season seven. | ||
| The way season seven ends, you're going to be like, when the last episode's over and it goes to black, you're going to go, no! | ||
| Dude. | ||
| I make myself a little drink. | ||
| It's such a good show. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| It's one season five. | ||
| Yeah, it's so good. | ||
| The new Narcos started and I just, I can't do it, man. | ||
| I'm crushing hard on Game of Thrones, so I don't want to, like, cheat on and watch Narcos. | ||
| I had an abandoned Narcos second season. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Well, unless I want to watch it by myself. | ||
| My wife was like, too many people getting shot. | ||
| Too many people are getting shot. | ||
| It's cartel shit. | ||
| Too much murder. | ||
| But she's cool with Game of Thrones? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's fake. | ||
| No, man! | ||
| I mean, the only thing fake are the dragons. | ||
| Everything else is pretty legit. | ||
| It's fake, bro. | ||
| Even that's up for debate. | ||
| You know what's badass? | ||
| Ozark. | ||
| I'm on season two. | ||
| I know, he told me that I need to get on it. | ||
| Episode two, brother? | ||
| Episode two of Ozark? | ||
| God damn, it's good. | ||
| Damn, your wife won't fuck with narcos, huh? | ||
| Not anymore. | ||
| I can't do two shows at once. | ||
| I'm like, I don't want to, you know, like I said, I'm crushing hard on Game of Thrones. | ||
| I don't want to cheat on with narcos. | ||
| And I can only handle so much narrative. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| She barely got through season one. | ||
| In season two, there's just way too much merkin. | ||
| I mean, I get it. | ||
| But it's like drug cartels. | ||
| That's what they do. | ||
| That's what they do. | ||
| I mean, that's also real life. | ||
| That's real life. | ||
| I wonder how much they embellished. | ||
| Not much. | ||
| You know, if you look at the history books with... | ||
| Well, he was definitely a bad guy. | ||
| Terrible person. | ||
| But you were rooting for him in Narcos 1. I was like, damn, I hope he gets out. | ||
| I like his posture. | ||
| Just didn't give a fuck. | ||
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Smoking weed. | |
| He gives zero fucks. | ||
| Zero. | ||
| You're so rich. | ||
| And just hooking up with chicks nonstop. | ||
| How about when they blew up the federal building? | ||
| Or whatever the fuck it is. | ||
| How about when they blew up the plane? | ||
| He just blew up the plane and fucked everybody. | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
| And then he ran for, what did he run for? | ||
| Governor? | ||
| Something like that. | ||
| And just started killing everyone? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think he's Brazilian. | ||
| The guy plays him? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's fucking good. | ||
| He's good, right? | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| And the new season's about the Cali cartel, right? | ||
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Oh man, I don't even want to know. | |
| I just feel bad that they're not going to keep Pablo Escobar around. | ||
| They need to go have a prequel. | ||
| You know what they do with Star Wars? | ||
| Oh, yeah, I'm about that. | ||
| I always said jump on into that El Chapo life. | ||
| Look at Mr. Steal Your Girl face there. | ||
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Look at Would you like a mansion? | |
| That dude had so much money he had to bury it. | ||
| Yeah, and he was losing money because the rats were fucking with the money. | ||
| We're eating his money, like a million dollars a year. | ||
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Straight up! | |
| That's how rich you are when rats are fucking up your funds. | ||
| And you don't give a fuck! | ||
| He was making too much money, like literally. | ||
| He had hippos and shit? | ||
| Yeah, I'd fly him out there and just watch them attack each other and shit. | ||
| But then he was like a great dad. | ||
| Did you see that documentary on his son? | ||
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No. | |
| He had to change his name? | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| Yeah, because his last name was Escobar and he's like apologizing for his dad. | ||
| Hey, what are you going to do? | ||
| For sure, just fucking own it, make Pablo Escobar t-shirts and sell the shit out of him. | ||
| Could you imagine if your dad was Pablo Escobar? | ||
| Yeah, I can't be sad. | ||
| You're fucking right, I can. | ||
| Your dad's blowing up airplanes and shit, man. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Barbarina clipped him! | ||
| Oh, get up, Leon! | ||
| Leon's in trouble. | ||
| God damn it, Leon. | ||
| That ref is anxious. | ||
| You gotta move, Leon. | ||
| You gotta get that hand up. | ||
| You gotta move. | ||
| The ref's out of shape, too, so he likes to get there early. | ||
| Barbarina's looking for that front choke. | ||
| Alright, spins, takes the back. | ||
| Oh, Leon, you gotta move. | ||
| Just keep punching so they stop it. | ||
| You gotta move, Leon. | ||
| Oh, there you go, Leon. | ||
| There you go, Leon. | ||
| Why are we rooting up for Leon? | ||
| Because his name's Leon. | ||
| I told you there's a travel advisory for Mexico. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| Freaked me out. | ||
| But they're only killing each other, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| For now. | ||
| Yeah, true. | ||
| Occasionally they go dark. | ||
| They're like, look at that, but I look Mexican, so I'm like, mmm. | ||
| Maybe they kill you first. | ||
| Or they kidnap me, I'm like a sex slave. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| And it's like, Mr. Shub, we want to talk to you. - Yeah. | ||
| We love Mexico, we love Mexicans, but they're too short. | ||
| They're too short. | ||
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So we brought you in to be a sex slave. | |
| We're going to impregnate all these beautiful women with your perfect DNA. Yeah, I'm just like a stud horse. | ||
| Yeah, exactly, dude. | ||
| Just slinging dick out there. | ||
| But you guys think I'm being tortured, but it's awesome. | ||
| You're just getting pussy thrown at you in a slingshot. | ||
| Drugs, pussy. | ||
| You guys think I'm being tortured, but it's awesome. | ||
| It's just Viagra and different drugs that make you grow cum. | ||
| We have this new thing. | ||
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It's a mixture of zinc, magnesium, and steroids. | |
| And you just... | ||
| Loads are just building up in your balls. | ||
| But I gotta make videos? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Gotta make porn. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| No, I make videos like being mad at America and Trump and shit, but you guys can tell I'm happy as fuck, but I'm jacked from all the steroids. | ||
| Yeah, and girls are like pulling on you, and you're like, stop, stop, stop. | ||
| Please, not now. | ||
| I gotta say, this wall is fucked up, and it's the reason why I'm stuck here. | ||
| Come on, get off me. | ||
| Please. | ||
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I gotta make a video. | |
| Please, please, bitch. | ||
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One second. | |
| God damn it. | ||
| They're clawing at you, and you just roid it up. | ||
| You see just a bunch of supplements in the back and healthy food. | ||
| As you're on TV, the tip of your dick peeks up to the camera, and you gotta push it down. | ||
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You're on these supercars. | |
| Peeked up like a fucking telescope. | ||
| It's like you're framed in, like the nipples up, and Dick's like, uh-oh. | ||
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It's off. | |
| Like the chestburster in Alien 1. Oh my god, it's ridiculous. | ||
| All you see is like fucking painted red fingernails pulling on you. | ||
| America's fucked up with that wall. | ||
| I'm telling you guys, they're not going to ease up on me either. | ||
| And you're not going to make Mexico pay for this wall, Mr. Trump. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Senor Trump. | ||
| Senor Trump. | ||
| Oh, it's just the time of my life. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I can seal team six when it comes to save me. | ||
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God damn it, boys! | |
| No, boys, please, please. | ||
| Listen, stick around for a while. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| They're grilling you steaks. | ||
| I want to make sure you're fully fed. | ||
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Grilling you steaks and just killing it. | |
| You're just making babies. | ||
| It's like the opposite of when a Viking comes to town. | ||
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They want to recruit their own Viking just to dick all the girls down. | |
| Yeah, like, for real. | ||
| If you were that dude, like, the mountain, you know, that mountain guy from Game of Thrones? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I guarantee that guy could sell his cum. | ||
| This is the thing, though. | ||
| Have you seen him? | ||
| I hear you. | ||
| Have you seen him before he fucking took all the juice? | ||
| He was a basketball player. | ||
| He was skinny as fuck. | ||
| His genes aren't that great. | ||
| It's the juice. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah, bring that up. | ||
| Bring that shit up, Jamie, if you can. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| Yeah, he was a basketball player. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Then look at him now. | ||
| Like, he was like a giant basketball player. | ||
| Wait a minute, but what is he, like 17 there? | ||
| How old is he? | ||
| Nah, that bitch is, he's 30 there. | ||
| That's real, Jamie. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| But is there any other pictures of him? | ||
| Look, 20, then 25 on the right. | ||
| Look at that little bitch. | ||
| What's going on with his eyes? | ||
| Couple crazy eyes. | ||
| Like he said, his genetics aren't amazing. | ||
| Wow, that's crazy. | ||
| That is a strong juice appetite. | ||
| Steroid, hell of a drug. | ||
| God damn. | ||
| Did you see that dude that just died? | ||
| Wow, Leon's got his back again, but this time you learn from his past mistake. | ||
| Oh, Leon gots it. | ||
| Leon got the body triangle. | ||
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Do work, Leo. | |
| He's done. | ||
| He's done. | ||
| This ref just gut hanging over everybody. | ||
| Wow, Barbarina is so tough. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| He's not worried either. | ||
| He doesn't give a fuck. | ||
| Body lock? | ||
| That's a dude that knows how to train hard. | ||
| You know those dudes that can just train through nice toenails, bro? | ||
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Oh, wow. | |
| You're not supposed to grab the cage, sir. | ||
| Sir, stop grabbing the cage. | ||
| Those toenails. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Isn't that weird that you can't grab the cage with your toes? | ||
| That's a weird one, right? | ||
| That is a strange one, and they freak out about it. | ||
| I feel like they see that more often than the hand grabs. | ||
| Oh, yeah, for sure. | ||
| But some people let it go. | ||
| Like, that guy just let it go. | ||
| Wow, Leon is still working it, man. | ||
| But he's not really that close, is he? | ||
| He's on the chin. | ||
| Well, it depends on what kind of squeeze he's got. | ||
| If he's got one of them Damien Maia squeezes, yeah. | ||
| Are you talking game over with Damien Maia on your neck like that? | ||
| Yeah, he just doesn't have enough power. | ||
| I mean, literally, it's like torque and power at this point. | ||
| Like, if a guy like Maya gets a hold of you, or Marcello, you know? | ||
| Jacare, I'd pop your head off. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| If he gets this... | ||
| Like, kind of under your chin, and you're in this position where he's got the body lock. | ||
| Barbarina's smart, though, leaning on that one side. | ||
| He's about to get out right now and turn around, watch. | ||
| He's gonna land up in guard. | ||
| Like, he's going to the arm. | ||
| Oh, get out, bro! | ||
| See how Leon controlled the arm? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was very smart. | ||
| Controlled that right arm with that double wrist lock. | ||
| That's a move you hardly ever see. | ||
| The reverse arm bar? | ||
| Yeah, very rare. | ||
| When do you ever see that one? | ||
| You have to kind of be a bit of a meathead to really submit some of that. | ||
| At a high level. | ||
| Do you though? | ||
| Do you use like a string? | ||
| You know the last time we saw it? | ||
| Ready for this? | ||
| Hoist Gracie and Matt Hughes. | ||
| Matt Hughes got Hoist Gracie's arm in that fucking reverse double wrist lock arm bar. | ||
| I think that's how he got him, right? | ||
| You'd have to surprise the shit out of somebody and some cranking power. | ||
| Well, Matt Hughes has just got that crazy farmer gorilla strength. | ||
| How about it? | ||
| But also technique, too. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| Took his back and just smashed him. | ||
| How about he's doing better? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Do you see him out? | ||
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He's actually exercising. | |
| He's going to get sushi and shit? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Well, he's rolling. | ||
| He's actually rolling with his friend. | ||
| He was in his guard working. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| I asked Pat Milchick about it, because I didn't know, and I asked him. | ||
| He was just saying how trains in Iowa, they're so far away, and if you wait for them, you're going to be there forever. | ||
| So Matt was like, fuck this, and floored his truck. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| But the gravel, it didn't go like he thought it was going to take off, and that's how he got hit by the train. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| I know. | ||
| That is so crazy. | ||
| But doing better now. | ||
| Yeah, well, probably because he's such a gorilla. | ||
| I'm sure that helps. | ||
| Because his body is such a phenomenal shape. | ||
| Yeah, if you look like this ref, he'd be dead. | ||
| Yeah, he'd be over. | ||
| He'd be over. | ||
| Yeah, shame. | ||
| He's just a tough son of a bitch. | ||
| How much do you have to know to be a ref? | ||
| God, I don't feel like... | ||
| Well, there's a... | ||
| See, there's levels to this game. | ||
| There's Big John, there's Herb Dean, and then it falls off like a motherfucker. | ||
| It's kind of like the light heavyweight division. | ||
| There's like two badasses, then the rest. | ||
| Well, there's other really good ones. | ||
| You know who's a really good one? | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| So this is an interesting fight, right? | ||
| Because Leon had his back twice, two rounds in a row. | ||
| Leon came close to choking him, but didn't finish him. | ||
| Leon definitely won the fight. | ||
| But there was that one time where Brian almost put him away. | ||
| It's not 10-8, though, is it? | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| What are these new rules? | ||
| When are we going to use them universally? | ||
| And you're in Rotterdam. | ||
| Hey, we got two super important things to talk about. | ||
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One... | |
| This is this John Jones thing. | ||
| People keep saying that John Jones, because of this drug test, he did a blood test and he tested negative. | ||
| The blood test tested negative. | ||
| He passed the blood test, failed the urine test. | ||
| But here's the thing, the blood test doesn't test for that stuff. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| I'm getting it straight from Nowitzki. | ||
| Oh, you talked to the Golden Pitch? | ||
| The blood test, because they can talk about it because John has gone public with it. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| The blood test is not test for this t-ball stuff, whatever the fuck it's called. | ||
| But the urine test does. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| So they have two urine samples, and then the results of the urine sample, B, will be out soon. | ||
| And then we'll know 100%. | ||
| That's the game changer. | ||
| And did you hear Chael Sonnen? | ||
| He said, with Toronto Ball, it's so old school. | ||
| Like, if you're going to do that, you basically, whoever's giving it to them has their black belt in, uh, This is so crazy. | ||
| How weird is this? | ||
| I did not think that he was a cheater. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I thought that he was a guy who was fucking off and partying and got busted with some freak shit that's in some dick pills because they tested those dick pills. | ||
| See, I never bought that narrative. | ||
| Here's two options, right? | ||
| Here's two options when it comes to those dick pills. | ||
| Those dick pills did have these steroids in them. | ||
| But... | ||
| Do you know that? | ||
| Why are you taking them? | ||
| Because if you just take them and you're getting steroids too. | ||
| You're getting steroids and your dick is getting hard. | ||
| But not enough where it's going to be a performance. | ||
| It's such a small microdose of testosterone. | ||
| Who the fuck is in those things? | ||
| I think it's a clomiphene, right? | ||
| Yeah, whatever it is. | ||
| But... | ||
| I think John has some smart people around him. | ||
| They painted that narrative. | ||
| We're like, oh yeah, he's a partier. | ||
| He's taking dick pills. | ||
| That makes sense why you would test positive for this stuff. | ||
| When I feel like the rest of people in the know are like, uh, not really. | ||
| Why would this monster be taking... | ||
| I get it, you dick people down. | ||
| I've dicked people down in my day before, too. | ||
| I never had to fucking turn towards dick pills. | ||
| I like to party as much as the next guy. | ||
| Not Jon Jones. | ||
| There's levels to this party game. | ||
| Not Jon Jones style. | ||
| Well, he obviously had coke in his system, too. | ||
| He does like to party, for real. | ||
| We get that. | ||
| And then, that's what Brian Redband called it. | ||
| Because people that do coke, their dick doesn't work that good. | ||
| So then they stack it. | ||
| With Viagra. | ||
| And I was like, really? | ||
| And he was telling me about, because Brian loves those goddamn gas station dick pills. | ||
| But he's like, they're totally inconsistent. | ||
| He's like, you'll get one, you get these raging hard-ons, you get another one, you feel like a homicidal maniac. | ||
| Like, you get crazy aggressive. | ||
| See, I don't want that in my life. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| But I never bought that narrative with John. | ||
| I didn't. | ||
| Well, now we know the urine test from A is positive because that's what tested for that substance in the urine. | ||
| The blood test is irrelevant. | ||
| They weren't tested. | ||
| See, and then people that don't get that, you see, oh, but he passed the blood test. | ||
| You guys are full of shit. | ||
| It's like, no, no, no. | ||
| The urine is the big one here. | ||
| I saw his own doctor was posting that on Dr. Hightower. | ||
| I guess this is chiropractor. | ||
| Chiropractor? | ||
| Doesn't count. | ||
| Yeah, he was posting that on Instagram. | ||
| Free John Jones. | ||
| And I was like, well, this is not smart to say. | ||
| Chiropractor. | ||
| You're talking about the wrong substance. | ||
| The wrong test, rather. | ||
| No, they just don't get it. | ||
| I think... | ||
| I don't know what's going on. | ||
| It's the weed, goddammit. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| Or is it the fucking... | ||
| Definitely has to do with the weed. | ||
| The fire, too. | ||
| LA's burning down. | ||
| Yeah, that's it. | ||
| Yeah, my car was covered in ash this morning. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's out there, bro. | ||
| It's scary. | ||
| Yeah, but with John, you got to listen to what... | ||
| Chael had a good narrative on, I think, on MMA Hour with Ariel Hawane. | ||
| He was just saying, that's such an old-school drug. | ||
| Like, to be associated with that and despise for that. | ||
| And he was like, you know, he said the same thing. | ||
| He goes, I know a few things about... | ||
| PEDs, for God's sakes. | ||
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Yeah, he does. | |
| Yeah, and so he was saying, that old-school drug, they're missing the good shit. | ||
| Like, he got away with a lot of other stuff. | ||
| If that's in your system, you just don't... | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| It's like, if you want a car, you're not gonna just get a fucking 64 Ferrari Daytona. | ||
| You gotta start with some other shit. | ||
| Take yourself a Civic. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Old Civic, yeah. | ||
| With one bad tire. | ||
| Old Civic, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, you don't jump into the gainer's levels to this, for God's sakes. | ||
| What do you think happened? | ||
| Uh... | ||
| I think he just got caught? | ||
| Yeah, well, I'm sure you could talk to the Novitski. | ||
| When I say going snitch, that's a complimentary term. | ||
| I don't dislike the guy. | ||
| I think he's cleaning up the sport. | ||
| Anyways. | ||
| He is. | ||
| He's cleaning up the sport. | ||
| Yeah, he's going snitch. | ||
| That's a good thing. | ||
| Do we have any beers back there? | ||
| I would like a beer. | ||
| I might mind a cold one too, man. | ||
| The world's burning down. | ||
| Fresh kombucha. | ||
| That's not the same. | ||
| I think if there is, it's really old, but I'll start. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| New studio. | ||
| We've got to make sure we have fucking beer on here. | ||
| Let's get some kegs going. | ||
| That's what I'm talking about. | ||
| Get a couple. | ||
| There was a funny picture that somebody put on Instagram, a meme of two giraffes going at it, and they're like, this is Struve. | ||
| They are huge, man. | ||
| They're giant. | ||
| They are fucking huge. | ||
| Is this the first time? | ||
| Oh, is this the Fight Pass Contender Series? | ||
| I hear there's been very good fights. | ||
| Yeah, people dig it. | ||
| Powerful Kat Singano. | ||
| Oh, powerful Kat Singano. | ||
| So talled up. | ||
| For sure, fight again. | ||
| Um, I think she was saying that she was having some, like, some head issues. | ||
| Wait, yeah. | ||
| She's talking about it right now, or she's talking about what's going on right now? | ||
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I don't know, Jamie's in the other room, Vietnam's beer. | |
| Goddammit, Jamie. | ||
| Uh, she's probably talking about it. | ||
| What is she talking about? | ||
| She wanted to fight- Crank this up, Jamie. | ||
| Ooh, I'm not mad at that, Jamie. | ||
| Tight move. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Crank this up so we can hear what she's talking about. | ||
| Kat Zingano, fightography. | ||
| Oh, it's her fightography. | ||
| Oh, it's like a documentary. | ||
| Well, I'll watch it. | ||
| Uh-oh, GSP, crank this. | ||
| He's big right now. | ||
| I saw him in Vegas. | ||
| Thicker than a Snickers. | ||
| Yeah, he does look pretty thick. | ||
| But he's got to be. | ||
| Muscle thickness. | ||
| He doesn't want to be light if he's going to fight Michael motherfucking Bisping. | ||
| I'm excited to see how that fight goes down. | ||
| I don't think he's as big as the draw as everyone thinks, though. | ||
| No, I think you're correct. | ||
| I think a lot of people have passed. | ||
| Oh, he's zipping up his lip like he's not saying anything. | ||
| Well, maybe you should start talking, dude, because that's how you make money. | ||
| Both of you need to start talking. | ||
| Cheers, brother. | ||
|
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Cheers. | |
| The octagon goes back to Madison Square Garden! | ||
| Imagine if I did commentary, but I said, I'm only doing it in an English accent. | ||
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From now on, I'm wearing a bowtie! | |
| Dude, if you wore a bowtie, I feel like people would revolt. | ||
| Just fuck this. | ||
| They'd think it's adorable. | ||
| No, I don't know, man. | ||
| I feel like people would be pissed. | ||
| Dude, you look good in a bowtie. | ||
| Thanks, man. | ||
| Thanks, bro. | ||
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Thanks, bro. | |
| I'm thinking to turn it pink. | ||
| Just a pink bowtie. | ||
| Just all pink. | ||
| That card's stacked, though. | ||
| It's a great card. | ||
| Who else is on the card? | ||
| You got TJ Dillashaw, Cody Garbrandt, which is the best fight on the card. | ||
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That's a good fight. | |
| Great fight. | ||
| You got... | ||
| I don't know if this is confirmed or not. | ||
| You might know, Jamie, or you might know. | ||
| You can probably do a fucking promo for it. | ||
| Masvidal versus Wonderboy. | ||
| Yes, it is confirmed. | ||
| That's a motherfucking fight. | ||
| Yeah, I haven't done the promo for that yet. | ||
| Ooh, yeah, there's some good fights in there. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Johnny Hendrix, Borracina. | ||
| Johnny Hendrix still fighting? | ||
| Sliding back, man. | ||
|
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Damn. | |
| Is that Ferasahabi's brother? | ||
| Oh, it is, right? | ||
| Yes, damn, that's right. | ||
| Good for him. | ||
| He's supposed to be badass. | ||
| 7-0. | ||
| He better be if your brother's for us. | ||
| I mean, you better know some shit. | ||
| Yeah, you should know some shit. | ||
| Always dropping the ball, man. | ||
| It looks like Thompson and Masvidal is the first fight in the main card. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| T.J. Dillashaw and Cody Garbrandt's a big fight, man. | ||
| This is why this card's so good. | ||
| So Bisping, St. Pierre, it's a good fight. | ||
| It's not going to knock your hair back, but it's a fun fight. | ||
| We don't know who's going to win that. | ||
| Garbrandt, Dillashaw, god damn, that's a tough one to pick. | ||
| I just hope Garbrandt's back is 100%. | ||
| I'm sure it is. | ||
| It sounds like it is. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| He's back training. | ||
| I just hate to see someone with a back injury rush it back. | ||
| He's kind of taking his time, though. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's a smart kid, and he's around good people, and he's been at the UFC facility. | ||
| How much time has it been? | ||
| God, it's been a minute. | ||
| Remember, this was quite a while ago, and he even pushed it back even longer, and people were, like, talking shit to him, but I think it's very smart and calculated. | ||
| He's a smart dude. | ||
| He has potential to be a superstar. | ||
| Fuck yeah, he does. | ||
| And that's a really interesting fight. | ||
| Great fight, isn't it? | ||
| Dominic Cruz, Cody Garbrandt was December 30th. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| 2016. So, that's interesting, man. | ||
| So that's quite a while ago. | ||
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A lot of time off. | |
| Good enough. | ||
| And he wouldn't rush it back. | ||
| Especially being champ, you really don't have to rush back. | ||
| So you got TJ, Cody. | ||
| So it's eight months after that fight. | ||
| And when did his back get hurt? | ||
| Did it get hurt in training? | ||
| Yeah, because remember they're supposed to fight on that Vegas card. | ||
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Right. | |
| The July card. | ||
| I just hope he's done everything. | ||
| I know he was doing some of that Regenikine stuff to try to get better. | ||
| Yeah, they sent him to Germany, didn't they? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he went over there and got that treatment. | ||
| He's a smart kid, and he's young, too. | ||
| That's the other thing on his side. | ||
| And he doesn't have a lot of miles on him. | ||
| I bet he's going to be alright. | ||
| And then TJ's doing a lot of his camp out here, and he's making things up. | ||
| It's such a good fight. | ||
| It's a good fight, man. | ||
| And that gives plenty. | ||
| TJ's never slacked off from the time they were first supposed to be scheduled to fight. | ||
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Never. | |
| TJ's a workhorse. | ||
| He's just in super shape, and he's getting better constantly. | ||
| I wonder what the odds are on that fight. | ||
| It's going to be close. | ||
| It's such a good fight. | ||
| I think the big factor, one of the big factors is Cody's hands. | ||
| His power. | ||
| Power and speed. | ||
| Lightning. | ||
| Lightning combinations. | ||
| TJ's fast too, but then Cody's fast with crazy power. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I feel like TJ... See, Cody's takedown offense is really good. | ||
| His power is really good. | ||
| He's fast as fuck. | ||
| But then TJ mixes it up so well in his footwork. | ||
| But then Cody's footwork against Dominick Cruz was ridiculous. | ||
| Fantastic. | ||
| It's a really good fight. | ||
| Isn't it good? | ||
| I think TJ's going to be better than he was against Dominick Cruz, too. | ||
| You know, I think the Dominick Cruz fight, he was super emotional. | ||
| And he got real flat-footed. | ||
| And there was times in the fight where he was, like, loading up, looking for a big shot. | ||
| Yep, trying to finish him off. | ||
| He can't do that to Dominick. | ||
| He's just not going to be there. | ||
| See, here's the thing. | ||
| Cody Garbrandt versus Dominic Cruz. | ||
| Is Cody that damn good where he just outclassed Dominic Cruz? | ||
| Or did Dominic Cruz have an off night? | ||
| Or did they not match up right? | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| I think Dominic is a fantastic fighter, but he's had some foot issues too. | ||
| Dominic's got that plantar fasciitis. | ||
| Well, massive surgeries, right? | ||
| He's had both knees operated on more than once. | ||
| He's had a torn groin muscle that fucked him up. | ||
| He's had some serious issues. | ||
| He's been fighting for a minute. | ||
| He also works for UFC. Yep. | ||
| Non-stop. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And now that Brian Stamm retired, I assume that he's going to work more. | ||
| Non-stop. | ||
| So, you know, what's Cody and TJ doing while you're working for the UFC? I don't think you can do both and be as successful as you want to be. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Not to be the best. | ||
| I think Dominic's so damn good, and he's kind of, you know, he's so good where he can pull it off and still, you know, beat anyone in the world. | ||
| But to be like... | ||
| Well, that's a bad example. | ||
| I don't think Conor could work with you on UFC pay-per-views and be Conor McGregor. | ||
| Does that make sense? | ||
| It does make sense. | ||
| You know, I think the big factor in that fight was the speed and the combinations of Cody. | ||
| They just landed more often. | ||
| They were just better. | ||
| You know, like he was connecting on Dominic. | ||
| And Dominic was throwing things just a little wider. | ||
| And then Cody was just getting in with those shots, like multiple times, clipped him with hard shots. | ||
| Also, when Cody lands, you're like, God damn, at 35? | ||
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He cracks. | |
| Click a little Mike Tyson. | ||
| Yeah, he cracks. | ||
| And he's obsessed with being the best, you know? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Very interesting fight. | ||
| He also speaks well. | ||
| All he cares about is fighting. | ||
| Him and Kevin Lee have the most potential to be your next breakout superstars. | ||
| No, I agree. | ||
| The thing about TJ, though, is TJ has more weapons. | ||
| TJ does more stuff. | ||
| Cody, although he does kick and does throw knees and does throw elbows, he's so good at boxing that you see him predominantly a boxing-oriented style. | ||
| He can wrestle, too, though. | ||
| He was a phenomenal wrestler in high school. | ||
| TJ, though, he'll mix it up more with kicks. | ||
| Yeah, TJ, yeah, exactly. | ||
| He's like, he's more of a Swiss Army knife where fucking Cody Garbant's like a goddamn machete. | ||
| If that thing lands, game over. | ||
| Oh, he has ridiculous footwork. | ||
| Good way to put it. | ||
| He's like a Swiss Army knife. | ||
| He basically can do everything. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like, you know, Dominic Cruz set the blueprint, and then TJ Dillshaw downloaded it, brought it to the next level, and Cody Garber didn't even download that, brought it to the next level. | ||
| But can you say he brought it to the next level if Dominic beat him? | ||
| It's true. | ||
| Did he beat him, though? | ||
| No. | ||
| I think it was a draw. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| I think it was as close to a draw as a human can get. | ||
| I just, I don't understand those fights when, who the fuck knows, and you decide one guy's the champ and one guy's the loser. | ||
| You gotta pick someone, though, and move on. | ||
| I know, but it seems crazy. | ||
| It seems like, in a fight like that, that seems like a draw to me. | ||
| It really does. | ||
| What's up with some overtime, for God's sake? | ||
| Go six rounds. | ||
| It just... | ||
| I mean, if anybody was going to get it, I'd get given the nod to Cruz, because he definitely seemed to get Cody to fight his fight more, and he connected with some good shots, but Jesus, it was so close. | ||
| You mean TJ? Yeah, what did I say? | ||
| Cody. | ||
| Cody. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| You're so goddamn close. | ||
| If anything, you can do a draw and then just make them fight the next fight so there's a clear winner. | ||
| Dominic landed more clean shots on TJ, but TJ landed a lot of shit on him, too. | ||
| And it hit him with a lot of leg kicks, too. | ||
| Had him limping. | ||
| TJ, like you said, he got so emotional and was just headhunting for a while there, which is where I thought Dominic started to win rounds. | ||
| I'd have to go back and watch that again. | ||
| Me too, but from what I remember, I watched it twice, maybe three times before that. | ||
| It was such a goddamn close fight. | ||
| I remember being surprised that TJ didn't try to finish him with leg kicks, because Dominic was wobbling so bad. | ||
| The guy with knee surgery, too. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| It's all fear and love and war. | ||
| Go ahead and kick those knees. | ||
| Go ahead and slam that plantar fascius. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He was saying after the fight that that's what it was. | ||
| That it was his feet. | ||
| His feet are just fucked up. | ||
| He's had a great career. | ||
| Well, you know what it is? | ||
| It's because he came back after a long time off because of the surgeries. | ||
| And once he got in shape, he had to make up some lost time. | ||
| He went nuts. | ||
| He went nuts. | ||
| And he tore the bottom of his feet. | ||
| I hear that. | ||
| That shit apparently is super painful. | ||
| Have you ever had it? | ||
| No. | ||
| Bro, I had it for my camp against Mitrion because, again, I love to run. | ||
| I was doing so much road work. | ||
| In the mornings was the worst time. | ||
| I'd get up and it would take me 15 minutes just to kind of make my way to the toilet. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| It hurt so goddamn bad. | ||
| That wouldn't be a good thing for me today. | ||
| Today I don't have 15 minutes. | ||
| Today I got, you know, those shits that you get like, you get about 30 seconds notice. | ||
| Yeah, it's go time. | ||
| You feel like the rumble. | ||
| Talking about the fucking... | ||
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Rumble, rumble. | |
| Like, oh Jesus. | ||
| Okay, gonna get in there. | ||
| Terror level five shit. | ||
| Here we go, here we go. | ||
| Yeah, if you have to wait 50... | ||
| Ooh, leg lock. | ||
| She's a little high, a little high. | ||
| She can't do that, honey. | ||
| You gotta scoot down. | ||
| I'm so condescending. | ||
| I call her honey. | ||
| See, what's wrong with that, though? | ||
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It's rude. | |
| Is it? | ||
| Honey? | ||
| If I was her. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I'd be upset at me. | ||
| Not me. | ||
| I'd find it flattering. | ||
| Lock that triangle up, baby. | ||
| Go and lock it up, girl. | ||
| Come on, sweetie. | ||
| Lock it up. | ||
| Lock it up. | ||
| Just being a dick. | ||
| Come on, sweetie. | ||
| Get that triangle, sweetie. | ||
| Very good. | ||
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Hook the leg. | |
| Oh, we're doing work now. | ||
| Ooh, got the armbar. | ||
| Yeah, she's got both. | ||
| Go ahead, crank on that, girl. | ||
| Oh, dude, she's got both here. | ||
| Oh, she's got that arm. | ||
| Yeah, that's what I'm saying. | ||
| Let's get that foots in play, though. | ||
| See, both those feet are in play. | ||
| Ooh, got that scissor action, though. | ||
| That's where you're supposed to hook that leg. | ||
| You're supposed to control the position better. | ||
| Hooking that leg's giant, man. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Major. | ||
| People do it two ways. | ||
| When you control someone from a triangle, do you hook the leg like this? | ||
| Do you scoop it around on the outside, or do you go underneath? | ||
| It depends, right? | ||
| Where you're at, exactly. | ||
| I go underneath. | ||
| Underneath seems like the move, right? | ||
| Because you can elevate their leg. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Some people don't like that, though. | ||
| Some people like to just hold on to the leg. | ||
| They like to... | ||
| I mean, you know what, man? | ||
| Whatever the fuck you can pull off. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Especially when punches are flying or you're on the key to the battlefield. | ||
| Whatever it takes to get that goddamn leg. | ||
| It's funny. | ||
| So many people have so many opinions on hand positions and chokes and stuff. | ||
| It's all fun and games still here and there. | ||
| Bullets are flying. | ||
| You know who I want to learn from? | ||
| Have you ever learned that go-go choke? | ||
| Talking about the Rothwell choke? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Do you know that choke? | ||
| Not like Rothwell does. | ||
| Yeah, his instructor, Jamie Seagafy, Ben Rothwell's jiu-jitsu instructor. | ||
| When's he find a game? | ||
| He's one of Hickson's guys. | ||
| He's a black belt in Hickson. | ||
| Apparently this choke that this guy's got is just phenomenal. | ||
| What's up with Rothwell? | ||
| Did he piss hot or something? | ||
| Yeah, he pissed hot. | ||
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God dang. | |
| I think. | ||
| Pretty sure. | ||
| I feel like he did. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Any news on JDS? No. | ||
| He pissed hot for a diuretic. | ||
| This is like, I mean, what do we got in here? | ||
| Can you tell your boy to go and snitch just relax a little bit? | ||
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Nope. | |
| He's not. | ||
| Can't do it. | ||
| Luis Claudio. | ||
| There he goes. | ||
| Luis Claudio apparently is the master of that shit. | ||
| Yeah, no shit, and they showed the big maze choking bitches out. | ||
| He showed a lot of people that choke, and they're like, what the fuck? | ||
| It's nasty, huh? | ||
| Yeah, I guess it's just somehow or another the way he's holding it. | ||
| He's going into your neck. | ||
| Into your throat as he's choking you with it. | ||
| It's like people just develop the finest application of one technique. | ||
| They just get it down. | ||
| That's their shit. | ||
| That's their shit. | ||
| Didn't Rothwell tap out Barnett with that? | ||
| Yes, he did. | ||
| That's how you know that shit's legit. | ||
| Barnett's as legit as it gets grappling-wise. | ||
| You surprised him with that shit? | ||
| Insane. | ||
| And you see when he got him, Josh was like, what the fuck? | ||
| I'm just like, God damn, what are you doing? | ||
| Yeah, it was nasty. | ||
| He wasn't getting out of that. | ||
| In a lot of ways, those kind of old-school chokes, that's a lot of shit that Josh Barnett's into, right? | ||
| Hell yeah, it's catch wrestling. | ||
| Break your neck off. | ||
| I like Josh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How about I had Goldberg on Firing the Kid? | ||
| You know, Goldberg, the wrestler. | ||
| And he's best friends with Brock. | ||
| And I said, do you think Brock's going to come back? | ||
| And he goes, he was going to until John Piss hot. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| He said, you're breaking my heart, Goldberg. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| Right? | ||
| That'll fuck up your Saturday. | ||
| You thought the fire's coming in and fucked your Saturday up? | ||
| That'll fuck your Saturday up. | ||
| I can't do this at 1 p.m. | ||
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on Saturday. | |
| I literally just went... | ||
| And I looked at Goldberg and said, get out. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| Get the fuck out. | ||
| What in the fuck is wrong? | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| He was going to. | ||
| We were going to see that monster again. | ||
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What is wrong with the world? | |
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Whoever that meathead is that gave that shit to Jon Jones has got to be on suicide watch right now. | ||
| Just sitting there with one of those shakes. | ||
| He's probably going, I fucking warned him, bro. | ||
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I warned him. | |
| I swear. | ||
| We should get a team together like Navy SEAL Team 6 and just go fuck him up. | ||
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Basically a tainted batch. | |
| I gave him Gave him the right stuff. | ||
| I take the same shit I passed. | ||
| Yeah, I almost said Dirk Nowitzki. | ||
| Maybe they didn't know about the... | ||
| Maybe they're testing over and over again with the blood test. | ||
| See, I heard it's a new test. | ||
| Oh, the urine test is new? | ||
| Ash the golden snitch about it, bro. | ||
| You got a direct line to him. | ||
| Ooh, I will. | ||
| He's going to come on the podcast again. | ||
| After, John, we get the thing about John? | ||
| Well, I mean, if it times out that way. | ||
| If not, we'll do it before, but I'm going to have him on soon. | ||
| Kind of delayed, though, until that test comes out so we get the real fucking info, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| Yeah, probably a good idea. | ||
| It's so depressing to me because it felt like John returning the way he did, that's like a superstar victory. | ||
| He handled himself with class and dignity after it was over. | ||
| I mean, everything about it was amazing. | ||
| And then to go from that to pissing hot, you're like, oh, no. | ||
| I was at Universal when I found out. | ||
| Jamie texted it to me. | ||
| You texted me and I thought you were fucking with me. | ||
| I thought you were trolling me. | ||
| I thought Jamie was fucking with me. | ||
| I just got off the Harry Potter ride, man. | ||
| I was feeling good about things. | ||
| Fuck your day up. | ||
| I was like, life's pretty good. | ||
| Life's good. | ||
| This Harry Potter ride was fun. | ||
| I thought it was fake news. | ||
| Fuck, man. | ||
| Super fake news. | ||
| Super depressing. | ||
| You know, I was thinking about... | ||
| So with John being out, and then you got Connor, right? | ||
| Like Connor, Nate, things like looming in the air. | ||
| That's like what they got to do next. | ||
| These huge money fights. | ||
| Other than that, there's not a huge money fight. | ||
| But Connor has changed the game for the better, especially if you're the fighter. | ||
| But it's like, you know, with WME, he's staring the ship. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Like, think about it. | ||
| Because the numbers coming out, they're saying it's going to be the biggest pay-per-view of all time. | ||
| So he made a hundred-something million dollars, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So you're telling me, if you're Conor and you're part of his team, you're going to go, hey, fight Nate Diaz for... | ||
| How much? | ||
| Five? | ||
| Ten million? | ||
| Oh, and also, we need you to wear this Reebok, and they're going to pay you $100,000 a year. | ||
| I think Conor's going to go, you're fucking crazy. | ||
| Well, I'm sure there's non-negotiables, and one non-negotiable is the Reebok deal. | ||
| You can't get around it. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| Well, it seems like you can't get around it right now. | ||
| Everybody's wearing Reebok clothes. | ||
| Well, no. | ||
| I'm not saying he's not going to wear Reebok, but what you have to do is you're playing a different game now. | ||
| You're talking about the biggest athlete in combat sports, and you're not getting him for the $200,000 you were paying a year. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
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That's true. | |
| He can go, listen, I'm down to wear Reebok, but it's a different animal now. | ||
| Well, Reebok professionally sponsors him. | ||
| Just like they do Paige Van Zandt, just like they did Ronda. | ||
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I get it. | |
| Different. | ||
| More money. | ||
| More, but not to think how much he made to just wear those, you know, whatever he had on his trunks. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| You know, that fight, if it really did get six and a half million pay-per-view buys, like they were talking about Conor making a hundred million dollars if it got five million pay-per-view buys. | ||
| They got one and a half more than that. | ||
| See, but that's up for debate, because you know how that came about? | ||
| So, I think Dana was sitting on that Snoop cast or something, and Uriah's filming, right? | ||
| And Dana goes, he didn't think it was being recorded, and Dana goes, 6.5 mil. | ||
| And everyone's like, damn! | ||
| You know, in the room, like, oh, damn, dog! | ||
| And Snoop's like, damn, dog! | ||
| And then Uriah turns and goes, 6.5 million, and then shuts the camera off. | ||
| But Dana never officially said 6.5, but that's how it got started. | ||
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Oh, wow. | |
| So Espinosa from Showtime's like, uh, it's going to break the biggest preview numbers of all time, but we're thinking more around four something. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Like almost five. | ||
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What? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| So who knows the truth and who doesn't? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I like to go with Dana on this one. | ||
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Well, that sounds better. | |
| Yeah, I was crunk. | ||
| I blasted up. | ||
| That's what I see right now online. | ||
| Trending towards 4.6 million. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Domestic. | ||
| Oh, well then it's 6.5. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is my thing with Dana. | ||
| He wouldn't just throw that up because he doesn't want to look like an idiot. | ||
| Especially whether he did it officially or not. | ||
| If he says that to Uriah and Snoop, he didn't think he was being recorded. | ||
| But Dana wasn't just like 6.5, everybody. | ||
| He's not making that up. | ||
| If it's trending towards 4.6... | ||
| Nationwide in America, that's 100% $2 million more overseas. | ||
| Guarantee you. | ||
| The ARC also says that it wasn't $100 worldwide either. | ||
| It was $25 in some countries. | ||
| It's $24.99 in the UK and then Ireland, you know? | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| But still, it's going to be around 6.5. | ||
| From what I heard, it's going to be 6.57. | ||
| Does the UK have a history of pay-per-views like we do? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Joshua. | ||
| I don't know if it's quite the same. | ||
| That was a pay-per-view for them? | ||
| Yeah, over there. | ||
| But over here was... | ||
| It's free. | ||
| Free. | ||
| It was HBO, right? | ||
| Because he's not a big a star here. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That, you know, we like trade a little bit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Makes sense. | ||
| Yeah, it does make sense. | ||
| I just wonder how many people order pay-per-view. | ||
| I mean, you know, the way they watch TV is different. | ||
| I don't think they consume as much TV as we do. | ||
| With fighting, if Conor's fighting or Anthony Joshua's fighting, they do. | ||
| Yeah, but I mean, like, overall, England, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think they have as many channels as we do. | ||
| I don't think they watch as much TV as we do. | ||
| It is 2017, sir. | ||
| They have Netflix, they get all that shit. | ||
| That's not what I'm saying. | ||
| I just don't think that it's a normal part of their day the way it is our day. | ||
| I don't think people in England watch. | ||
| Like, Google that just to find out. | ||
| Yeah, it is, but I don't think they watch as much. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't think they watch as much TV on a whole as we do. | ||
| They have some great shows, no doubt. | ||
| But I don't think they watch as much TV on a whole. | ||
| I think that's more of like a... | ||
| It's probably fair to say. | ||
| ...a problem with our lazy ass culture. | ||
| That's why we're out of shape here. | ||
| Yeah, it's a big problem. | ||
| I watch some TV though, but I also work out for God's sake. | ||
| Dude, our own president works out at all. | ||
| Zero. | ||
| Yeah, he doesn't believe in it. | ||
| But he watches five hours of TV a day. | ||
| He's hilarious. | ||
| He doesn't believe in... | ||
| He thinks your body's a battery. | ||
| He thinks you only get so many beats. | ||
| You only have so many beats. | ||
| That's why he looks like that. | ||
| He's hilarious. | ||
| He's so fat. | ||
| Oh, he's definitely not healthy looking. | ||
| This fight's amazing by the way. | ||
| Are you paying attention at all? | ||
| Zero. | ||
| Yeah, but either way, I think it's going to break the pay-per-view numbers. | ||
| But Conor's changing the dynamics for everyone. | ||
| Because now, when you want him to fight again, you can't have him agree to those old terms. | ||
| He's a smart guy. | ||
| And if you learn anything from Floyd, you know when you fight Floyd, you're fighting a different animal. | ||
| Look at Bruce Buffer. | ||
| Could he look more bored? | ||
| He looks exhausted and bored. | ||
| He might have seen too many shows. | ||
| He might have traveled too many airline miles. | ||
| The dude looks super tired. | ||
| Well, it's Rotterdam. | ||
| It's been a long trip. | ||
| Probably, but he's there for the fights, man. | ||
| Yeah, you know, he just does his 20 seconds and he's out, man. | ||
| He's recharging. | ||
| It's a mindset thing, son. | ||
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It is. | |
| You gotta be in there. | ||
| You gotta be in there watching. | ||
| There's rumors that he was gonna work the Mayweather-McGregor fight, but then I guess it didn't come to fruition. | ||
| Who did it? | ||
| Jimmy Lennon Jr., right? | ||
| Yeah, he's good. | ||
| Yeah, he's good. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| My one complaint about that whole thing is I thought they could have made the intros way better. | ||
| Like, turn the lights down. | ||
| Let me hear the volume of the music. | ||
| I met Demi Lovato last night. | ||
| Where'd you meet her at? | ||
| Very nice lady. | ||
| She was at the comedy store. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| The one night I'm not there. | ||
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Damn it. | |
| She's very nice. | ||
| Is she nice? | ||
| Yes, very nice. | ||
| But my point is, she sang the national anthem. | ||
| You never get the national anthem in an MMA fight. | ||
| Why do they always do the national anthem in a boxing fight? | ||
| Because boxing's awesome, and they appreciate America. | ||
| I think UFC has just too many goddamn countries fighting every night. | ||
| We'd never move on with the show. | ||
| Oh, she's got this triangle. | ||
| Oh, you're on the feet, baby. | ||
| Sweetie, honey. | ||
| She's too loose. | ||
| She might be able to pull this off, dude. | ||
| It doesn't look good here. | ||
| No, it's way too loose. | ||
| Go and pop that head out. | ||
| You've got to grab that foot from the outside. | ||
| Just reach around. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| She's lost it. | ||
| Just step over. | ||
| For God's sake, step over. | ||
| It's all over. | ||
| It's all over. | ||
| Everything's gone. | ||
| Go ahead and pass, girl. | ||
| Yeah, it's gone. | ||
| She can still lock this up. | ||
| She's got to get used to it. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| She went right back into it. | ||
| Yeah, but she just grabbed it with her shin. | ||
| Oh, the other girl? | ||
| The girl on the other side? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fucking get out of it. | ||
| She's just missing that one crucial step of passing the ankle and getting down, locking down on the shin bone. | ||
| You've got to force that step. | ||
| That's like your life depending on it, like if you were drowning. | ||
| To be able to get your foot like this is so big that to not be able to get here, this should be your whole life's goal, is to get ahead of that foot and get on that shin. | ||
| That girl on top lives to be in a triangle. | ||
| She's just diving her head in there. | ||
| I feel like so much of what you're seeing when you're seeing MMA is fatigue. | ||
| So much. | ||
| Like that girl not locking up that triangle right there, if she was super duper fresh, like in training, no adrenaline, no weight cut, she'd be able to lock that triangle up. | ||
| I'd have to know her background. | ||
| I would too. | ||
| I'm talking shit. | ||
| I hear ya. | ||
| Sometimes fatigue. | ||
| But I think that most of what you see... | ||
| Look how high she is. | ||
| She's punching that girl. | ||
| Bluebell. | ||
| Yeah, a little bluebell-esque. | ||
| But you're seeing a lot of people just doing what they can do with their body at the moment. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Versus what they know. | ||
| Well, look at Shane Carwin and Brock Lesnar. | ||
| Shane was exhausted. | ||
| I've never seen Shane in my life get tapped out from a head-arm triangle. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| He was done. | ||
| He was done. | ||
| And then Brock's, you know... | ||
| This girl's giving up the deep half. | ||
| She's giving up the deep half. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| She's going to step over. | ||
| Oh, that was so silly. | ||
| Shit worked, though. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
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She got it. | |
| Oh, go ahead and crank on that chin. | ||
| I think you got it, girl. | ||
| She's exhausted. | ||
| She's going to tap. | ||
| She's going to tap. | ||
| Go ahead and crank on that chin. | ||
| Switch the body triangle. | ||
| Body triangle. | ||
| Come on, sweetie. | ||
| Body triangle. | ||
| Come on, sweetie. | ||
| Body triangle. | ||
| Get that squeeze on. | ||
| Oh, she's got that pretty good. | ||
| She got it. | ||
| She's tapping. | ||
| I don't know about all that, man. | ||
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She's tapping. | |
| Yeah, watch this. | ||
| I don't know about all that. | ||
| Go ahead and break that neck like a chicken bone. | ||
| I think she's going to let her do it. | ||
| Nope, it's going to pop. | ||
| No, she's going to turn into her. | ||
| Go ahead and pop her in the face. | ||
| Oh, snaps! | ||
| Keep going. | ||
| Don't stop right here. | ||
| Don't stop right here. | ||
| Keep going. | ||
| Oh, see, this is fatigue, man. | ||
| So, like, in that scramble, there was no urgency on the bottom. | ||
| She was trying to rest. | ||
| You cannot do that. | ||
| When you get that opportunity, you gotta scramble hard. | ||
| Well, the champions don't, you know, they don't rest there. | ||
| In the transitions, in the scrambles, they're moving, moving. | ||
| Like, you'll get DC, Jon Jones, there's no fucking... | ||
| Or TJ, Cody, there's no rest there. | ||
| I talked to Chuck about that once. | ||
| Chuck O'Dell was talking about how when you go down to the ground, he goes, once your back touches the ground, you gotta fucking explode. | ||
| Like your life depends on it. | ||
| He goes, so many guys, they get down to the ground and they try to take a break. | ||
| They rest. | ||
| And he goes, you're already done if you do that. | ||
| He goes, you can't do that. | ||
| He goes, once your back touches the ground, you gotta fucking explode. | ||
| Nobody ever gotta hold a Chuck and like hold him down. | ||
| This day and age though, guys don't really, you know, especially at a high level, like the top guys, they don't rest there. | ||
| Randy was the only one that ever controlled Chuck on the ground. | ||
| That's Randy Couture, for God's sakes. | ||
| Randy goddamn Couture. | ||
| God, she's beating the shit out of this girl. | ||
| Yeah, this is rough. | ||
| You might want to stop this fight. | ||
| I'd stop this fight. | ||
| This girl's taking a tremendous amount. | ||
| Right there. | ||
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Stop it. | |
| Stop the fight. | ||
| Stop the fight. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| There's ten seconds. | ||
| Just stop the fucking fight. | ||
| She's not protecting herself. | ||
| Jesus, that girl took a lot of shots. | ||
| Yeah, she just get her ass whooped. | ||
| Jesus, she took a lot of shots. | ||
| The girl on the right's not too excited. | ||
| She wasn't protecting herself, man. | ||
| That's one thing that's interesting, the difference between boxing and MMA. | ||
| You got way more of a chance to get stopped in boxing if you get wobbly. | ||
| They'll stop the whole fight. | ||
| Whereas in MMA, they'll let shit go on way longer. | ||
| Finish him! | ||
| Yeah, they want to see some shit go down. | ||
| Way longer. | ||
| Like the Conor fight, I agree with the stoppage. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| For his experience level against the best of all time. | ||
| But in general, they're going to let you. | ||
| Like Anthony Joshua Klitschko. | ||
| Yeah, Jesus Christ. | ||
| I mean, Joshua basically was flat out cold, woke the fuck up, didn't know where he was at. | ||
| And this was after he knocked Klitschko down. | ||
| I had him on Queer Street. | ||
| Greatest heavyweight fight ever. | ||
| It was pretty much one of them. | ||
| Oh my God, I was so crunked. | ||
| Yeah, it was pretty goddamn fantastic. | ||
| That's the record for the British pay-per-view, according to the promoter. | ||
| Wow, 900,000 buys is the record? | ||
| Somewhere. | ||
| No, no, no, that was the previous one. | ||
| That was David Hay. | ||
| Where's the record? | ||
| It doesn't say. | ||
| 1.3 million for the live airing of Tyson Fury. | ||
| No, this quote here, it says they broke it, which was the Pacquiao-Mayweather fight, but I'm looking also for numbers that show official and then it never came out. | ||
| It's tough to find, right? | ||
| So it's somewhere around 1.5 million for Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather, which is what they... | ||
| And that's just over there? | ||
| This is an interesting part too, though. | ||
| I remember seeing some numbers like this for the Mayweather-McGregor fight, this German TV. They air it for free, I think, there. | ||
| You got 10 million people watching it there or something like that. | ||
| Well, it's the same like in Brazil when like Cyborg fights or Anderson Silva, there's no pay-per-view there. | ||
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Right. | |
| So like 90 million people watch it. | ||
| God damn. | ||
| 16 million. | ||
| 16 million. | ||
| They got 16 million to watch David Hay versus Hootie fight. | ||
| Who does it say? | ||
| Tyson Fury. | ||
| Well, Tyson Fury's a very famous guy, right? | ||
| Back then he wasn't that big. | ||
| Now he's more famous. | ||
| Did you see when he gave a shout out to frickin', what's her name? | ||
| The Irish chick. | ||
| Sinead O'Connor, because she's suicidal. | ||
| Have you seen that? | ||
| Sinead O'Connor did a Facebook Live suicidal from a hotel. | ||
| Does she have mental illness? | ||
| I would say so, yeah. | ||
| But then Tyson Fury reached out to her because he suffers from it too. | ||
| He was like, hey, call me. | ||
| I don't think she's calling him, but he was like, call me. | ||
| You need someone to talk to. | ||
| I'm just going to live stream him banging her. | ||
| I'd watch it. | ||
| Tyson Fury's a giant ass. | ||
| He's 400 pounds. | ||
| So, second thing we gotta talk about is everybody keeps saying that you didn't tell the truth about your interaction with Nate Diaz because they're reading this transcript that somebody put up of the conversation you had with Nate Diaz where you said, I think you're off on this. | ||
| That's exactly what I said. | ||
| Because he goes, you're wrong, you're wrong, you don't know boxing. | ||
| And then I went, he won rounds and we're going back and forth. | ||
| And I go, I think you're off on that. | ||
| I think you're off on this or off on that. | ||
| And then someone wrote in quotes, he teed off on you. | ||
| Those words are in my vocabulary to describe a fight. | ||
| Teed off. | ||
| Also, I would never disrespect Nate like that. | ||
| In his face like that? | ||
| That sounds crazy. | ||
| Have you ever heard of me doing anything like that? | ||
| I would never do that. | ||
| Also, what kind of bitch move would that be? | ||
| I have nothing to do with that. | ||
| You fought another grown man. | ||
| I would never brag. | ||
| He teed off on you. | ||
| It has nothing to do with me. | ||
| That's disgusting. | ||
| That's so gross. | ||
| No, I've never disrespected Nate like that. | ||
| So everybody out there that's talking shit, you're talking shit on a false narrative. | ||
| It's like some fake quote that someone, they might have thought they heard that, and that sounded like it was more salacious, so they put that in quotes. | ||
| It's not what he said. | ||
| No, it's fake news. | ||
| Fake news all day. | ||
| Yeah, they wrote their own stuff. | ||
| You can see they're vying for headlines. | ||
| It's like, Brennan Schaub talking shit to Nate and pointing down, you know? | ||
| Yeah, and he's saying, you know, people are saying, you weren't honest. | ||
| This guy can fucking crack. | ||
| Yeah, he can. | ||
| He's fun to watch. | ||
| Yeah, he's got a really odd style, man. | ||
| Damn, look at his last fight. | ||
| Brandon Thatch. | ||
| That was kind of a while ago. | ||
| Did he win? | ||
| Yeah, he beat Thatch. | ||
| How'd he beat him? | ||
| I remember he cracked him, he submitted him. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| Undefeated. | ||
| Powerful, Rob. | ||
| Rob, 11-0. | ||
| Get it, Rob. | ||
| This is going to be a good fight, because C.R. Bahur-Dazad, I love saying that name, is a bad motherfucker. | ||
| He's a tough dude. | ||
| As tough as they come. | ||
| He's one of those weird dudes that, like, you put your hand on him to interview him, he feels like wood. | ||
| Like Dan Henderson. | ||
| Yeah, like, he looks like a normal dude, but he's not. | ||
| There's a lot of dudes that walk amongst us, they look like normal dudes, until you put your hand on them, you're like, hey. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| 22-6-1 and Rob Wilkinson 11-0. | ||
| Got it. | ||
| Man, that Dime Piece picture. | ||
| Is this Amanda Liao? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's going to be a fun fight. | ||
| I've got to stop doing these things when I come straight from yoga class. | ||
| That hot yoga. | ||
| You're all sweaty. | ||
| And they don't put makeup on me, man. | ||
| Oh, Jesus, I forgot how bad this is. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| That's tough to watch. | ||
| Has there ever been a super fight that was that one-sided? | ||
| A super fight where everybody thought, like, holy shit, I can't believe this is about to go down. | ||
| Look at those people, shocked. | ||
| And one person makes the other person look like they have no business in there. | ||
| And just over. | ||
| Over. | ||
| Just a career ender. | ||
| Complete, total career ender. | ||
| Such a bad idea for her to come back. | ||
| Well, this was a bad idea for her to come back against this fucking power-punching monster. | ||
| She just hits too goddamn hard. | ||
| You know, I talked to Kat about it. | ||
| Kat told me, Kat Zingano, she told me when that girl hit her. | ||
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Kat beat her? | |
| Yeah, she did. | ||
| Yeah, she did. | ||
| But she got hurt in the first round. | ||
| Remember, she almost finished her and then Amanda gassed out. | ||
| Yeah, and Kat was telling me, she's like, nobody ever hit me that hard before. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I was like, whoa. | ||
| This will be a fun fight, Shevchenko. | ||
| When Shevchenko caught Juliana Peña in an armbar, I was like, wow! | ||
| Goddamn! | ||
| Torched her! | ||
| Who thought Peña was like the next big thing? | ||
| And then Shevchenko was like, oh, that's cool. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| Well, she can do so many different things. | ||
| The thing about Valentina is she can strike. | ||
| She's got world-class Muay Thai. | ||
| She's tough as shit. | ||
| And they fought once and it was a super close fight, man. | ||
| And people think if it was a championship fight with five rounds, Shevchenko would have probably won because she started to come on late and win rounds. | ||
| She started coming on late. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I was super impressed with these two right next to each other like that. | ||
| Oh, that's fake. | ||
| Fake news. | ||
| That's an edit. | ||
| Yeah, that's an edit. | ||
| One of the things that I was super impressed with when I saw her fight Holly. | ||
| Ooh, look at that. | ||
| Touching each other's faces. | ||
| And Tim's. | ||
| When was the last time you saw some Tim's, young Jamie? | ||
| Well, you know what, man? | ||
| She's Brazilian and she's gay. | ||
| She can do whatever the fuck she wants. | ||
| I agree. | ||
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I agree. | |
| Rock those fucking Tim's. | ||
| I was just super impressed with her ability to control the interactions. | ||
| She uses that check right hook. | ||
| Her footwork and her technique when she was fighting, she basically shut down Holly. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| Which is surprising. | ||
| That's not easy to do. | ||
| I mean, I don't know what Holly was going into that fight, whether she was on a down, maybe didn't have such a good camp, maybe wasn't at her best. | ||
| But if you look at how good Holly looked against Jermaine Durandamy. | ||
| How the fuck is Jermaine Durandamy not in the top six? | ||
| She left the weight class. | ||
| Yeah, but she's back now. | ||
| No, she's not. | ||
| Yes, she is. | ||
| No, she can't be. | ||
| She's ranked number nine at one... | ||
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She's back at 135. Oh, you're fucking right. | |
| So she left 145, dropped down... | ||
| You're right. | ||
| Yeah, she bailed. | ||
| She's not ranked because they're like, what do we do with this chick? | ||
| Well, it's weird because it's like she abandoned her title so she didn't have to fight Cyborg, which is probably a good move. | ||
| But also career suicide because now no one respects you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Right? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, I get it. | ||
| I don't want to fight Cyborg either, but at least take the ass whoop and then cut. | ||
| Yeah, I guess the argument is like, you know, she's saying that Cyborg's a career cheater. | ||
| It doesn't work because she's passed every test in UFC. Yeah, she's passed the test now. | ||
| It doesn't work. | ||
| You can't just keep banking on that. | ||
| Especially if you look at the way she fought when she fought Tonya Evinger. | ||
| You know, she fought very professionally. | ||
| She fought with very good technique. | ||
| She beat the brakes off that soccer ball. | ||
| Beat the brakes off her. | ||
| And she fought like it was intelligent. | ||
| Like she was very technical. | ||
| The way she approached the fight. | ||
| She just tried to maraud. | ||
| I was like, this is a mature cyborg. | ||
| Yeah, but for sure murder her though, Forrest. | ||
| For sure make it exciting. | ||
| But no, if you're a Cyborg fan, you like that cerebral Cyborg, she's going to be so tough to beat. | ||
| But also, be the Mike Tyson of women fighting and murk her for us. | ||
| That's what we're going for. | ||
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That's what we're going for. | |
| But Tanya Evans, hats off to her. | ||
| She just, talking about zombie mom, would not go... | ||
| How tough is that girl? | ||
| She would not go away, huh? | ||
| She would not go away. | ||
| She's very tough. | ||
| So goddamn tough. | ||
| But I think she... | ||
| Also, Cyborg, she caught Cyborg with a couple shots, a couple punches. | ||
| Not a whole lot on him, but you've got to make sure that you mind your P's and Q's. | ||
| And she knew eventually she was going to beat her down. | ||
| She had five whole rounds. | ||
| But Jermaine stepping away from it like that, the real shame was Jermaine would have been a fucking very interesting fight. | ||
| It would have been a fun fight. | ||
| Jermaine is super technical. | ||
| She's a phenomenal striker. | ||
| But now Holly comes right on in and slides right on in the DMs. | ||
| Holly should, because I think Holly won that fight. | ||
| I thought Holly won. | ||
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I agree. | |
| I had Holly winning, and also Jermaine also, you know, she had some suspect punches after the rounds. | ||
| Like, they should have taken points from her, so I thought Holly won that fight. | ||
| So now, karma catching up, the way things work out, life works out, and you got Holly versus Cyborg, hopefully. | ||
| Yeah, that's gonna be interesting. | ||
| That's a fight. | ||
| Isn't Holly scheduled to fight Cyborg? | ||
| Have they scheduled it? | ||
| The rumor was I'm at Square Garden, but there's nothing scheduled yet. | ||
| I think that, you know, with Jermaine, she came out in the first rounds and controlled it. | ||
| She controlled the fight. | ||
| But then she started to slow down. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, and I think part of it, I mean, who the fuck knows, could be pressure, could be, you know, whatever it is. | ||
| But that's when Holly clipped her with that question mark kick. | ||
| Remember she clanged her? | ||
| Yeah, hell yeah. | ||
| She shinned her with that, and then Holly dropped her with a straight left as Jermaine was coming forward. | ||
| Holly did the most damage, and she got hit late. | ||
| Twice? | ||
| Twice. | ||
| I felt like it was her fight. | ||
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Me too. | |
| I really do. | ||
| And that's why she should fight Cyborg, which... | ||
| But it pisses me off, because she should be two-division champion. | ||
| Holly? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It's dirty, man. | ||
| Yeah, it is dirty. | ||
| And then have Jermaine just step away from the title after that. | ||
| It's like, oh, come on. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| Some bitch stuff. | ||
| They definitely should have taken a point away for the second time. | ||
| Definitely 100%. | ||
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Yes! | |
| That's why Holly should be... | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| That alone would be the champ. | ||
| And I think... | ||
| I just think that rounds where Holly flattened her with that head kick and then dropped her again with that straight left. | ||
| I'm like, those are two big moments in the fight. | ||
| The most anybody was hurt in the fight were those moments. | ||
| That should show in the scorecard. | ||
| I don't know what system they were using. | ||
| It was in New York. | ||
| Oh, the old system. | ||
| New York's like, wait, what happened? | ||
| I missed that. | ||
| And then... | ||
| Especially with taking the points away. | ||
| Because if that was in Vegas or Cali, Holly would have won that fight. | ||
| Dude, how about the scorecards for the Conor Mayweather fight? | ||
| Fucking haterade. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Fucking one round? | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| You guys are out of your mind. | ||
| Even Floyd was like, come on, man. | ||
| One round? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| First of all, Max Kellerman owes you some dick pics or something, doesn't he? | ||
| At least a dick pic. | ||
| Doesn't he? | ||
| At the very least. | ||
| Conor McGregor will not land a meaningful punch. | ||
| What a round? | ||
| What are you fucking crazy? | ||
| No, he goes, he won't land a single punch. | ||
| This is bad for boxing. | ||
| He clipped him with a good left uppercut in the first round. | ||
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Goosh! | |
| And they're like, Floyd allowed him to do that. | ||
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Oh, sure. | |
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| If you know anything about Floyd, he's not allowing someone to fucking hit him in the face. | ||
| That's so stupid. | ||
| Him and Brian Barbarino should have a beach dad bod contest. | ||
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Yes! | |
| The two of them just show up on the beach with a fucking six pack. | ||
| A powerful Afghanistan dad bod. | ||
| One of those fucking fold-up aluminum chairs. | ||
| With the mesh. | ||
| Sack lunches. | ||
| Fucking ham sandwiches. | ||
| I'm telling you, man, that dude is made out of bricks. | ||
| He hits so fucking hard. | ||
| And he's literally like one of the densest dudes. | ||
| Damn, Rob's 6'3", though. | ||
| Tall dude. | ||
| At 85, it's pretty normal. | ||
| 25? | ||
| Oh, Baher Dozada used to fight 70. Now he's fighting at 85. God, he's a small 85-er. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Maybe he took this fight on short notice. | ||
| How tall is he? | ||
| Would they say 5'11", 5'10"? | ||
| If you look at the way he's built and then think of Yoel Romero. | ||
| They're the same weight class. | ||
| Well, yeah, do him like that, man. | ||
| That's how it has to be done. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| Because that's the world we live in. | ||
| It is what it is, man. | ||
| The world's not fair. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| Fighting's not fair. | ||
| Zebras don't occasionally eat lions. | ||
| It just doesn't happen, man. | ||
| It just doesn't happen. | ||
| Yeah, fighting just doesn't work like that. | ||
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It just is what it is. | |
| You know, that dude who plays Tyrion Lannister is not going to kick your ass, no matter how much he puts his mind to it. | ||
| It's never happening. | ||
| It's just not. | ||
| God. | ||
| C.R. What a great name. | ||
| God, I've never seen him fight forever, man. | ||
| He's been around for a long fucking time. | ||
| How old is he? | ||
| He looks... | ||
| 36? | ||
| Every bit of 40. Was he 42, Jaime? | ||
| The fuck looks every bit of 42. I would say he's 36. I'm gonna say 33. What is it? | ||
| 33. Whoa. | ||
| What's he eating? | ||
| Well. | ||
| It's like you've got to change up your diet, homie. | ||
| Dude, I feel like the international ring girls are kind of killing it. | ||
| They're beating the American ones, I feel like, lately. | ||
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How dare you? | |
| Well, we got the old faithfuls. | ||
| They're my friends. | ||
| You're a monster. | ||
| I also enjoy them, too. | ||
| You're a terrible person. | ||
| I'm just saying international stepping the game up. | ||
| 4-53, first round. | ||
| 52-51-50. | ||
| They have the clock on the screen, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Jamie's on the ball. | ||
| Jamie gots this. | ||
| He even logged in early and shit. | ||
| Making good use of that extra 15 pounds. | ||
| We had another hiccup on the fight pass. | ||
| What is he eating? | ||
| You talking about, uh... | ||
| That gets him so big. | ||
| Bada. | ||
| Yeah, it's like imagine it as much as you have to train to be an MMA fighter. | ||
| He's older. | ||
| Sometimes genetics go fuck it. | ||
| You're getting dad bod. | ||
| 33? | ||
| That's not that old. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| I think it's just wars, you know? | ||
| It's Australian. | ||
| Jesus Christ, man. | ||
| Relax. | ||
| Is he Australian or English? | ||
| He's Australian. | ||
| Rob Wilkinson. | ||
| Australian as fuck. | ||
| Good composure, man. | ||
| Good striking composure. | ||
| For who? | ||
| Wilkinson. | ||
| Bauer Dezada just throws bricks, man. | ||
| Yeah, he's there to scrap. | ||
| Very dangerous. | ||
| Very dangerous guy. | ||
| Because he's throwing everything in every shot. | ||
| And if he can catch you inside the first round, especially, he's going to hurt you. | ||
| The first round's so dangerous. | ||
| Hell yeah, it's dangerous. | ||
| Especially fighting a guy like that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But he's got to take these breaks. | ||
| You know, when you sprint like that, when you're that guy, ooh, I like that jab. | ||
| Well, A, he has to sprint like that because he's the shorter guy, and Rob's fucking way longer and ranger. | ||
| Hey, Rob, for sure get the jab out there, though, so you keep him back. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| It's always been his style, though. | ||
| Bajor Dezada's always been kind of a berserker. | ||
| At 70, though, it's going to be way more easier than these 85 monsters. | ||
| Imagine him against Luke Rockle. | ||
| Yeah, well, I can't imagine that this is the weight class he's going to stay in. | ||
| I think, if I'm looking at his body right here, he's carrying around a lot of... | ||
| Oh, we just clipped him with that right hand. | ||
| He's carrying around a lot of body fat. | ||
| I feel like this is probably a short-notice fight, if I had to guess, but I'm just guessing. | ||
| He's had a long career, too, so I might just be like, I'm sick of cutting weight. | ||
| Could be, right? | ||
| I can't perform at my best. | ||
| Uh-uh. | ||
| Dudes start getting, like, kidney problems and... | ||
| Weird shit happening with their body. | ||
| When their body's just shutting down from the weight loss. | ||
| I mean, that's what kept DC out of the fucking Olympics. | ||
| I know, man. | ||
| But also, like... | ||
| With the weight cutting, I think it's harder on females. | ||
| Yeah, I hear that a lot. | ||
| For females, it's so rough, man. | ||
| I hear that a lot from them. | ||
| And some of them get big, and they've got to cut weight with your thyroid and all that stuff. | ||
| Nice takedown. | ||
| Look, it takes the back. | ||
| Didn't get the hook in right away, though. | ||
| Oh, nice knee to the body. | ||
| Good timing. | ||
| Good timing. | ||
| Tough take the shorter guy down. | ||
| He took him down once. | ||
| He just didn't get that hook quick enough. | ||
| This says that CR has only fought four times in five years. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Well, I think he had some shoulder surgery. | ||
| It's taking his goddamn time is what it sounds like. | ||
| I think he had shoulder surgery. | ||
| Jamie, see if you can find that. | ||
| It says injuries and setbacks. | ||
| It doesn't say which. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm pretty sure he had shoulder surgery. | ||
| It looks like, you can tell like he has a scar on the shoulder, the front of his shoulder. | ||
| It could also be hair. | ||
| It's tough to tell. | ||
| It could be. | ||
| Some latent caveman jeans. | ||
| I got some of those. | ||
| I got weird patches of hair that don't even belong there anymore. | ||
| Do you? | ||
| Yeah, for humans. | ||
| Dude, I feel like guys with a lot of testosterone have more hair. | ||
| Is that fair to say? | ||
| Yeah, not on the top of your head, though. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It depends on if you have that gene. | ||
| But your body has a shitload of hair. | ||
| Well, that's why I get super scared when I see those super hairy Russians. | ||
| Yeah, they freak me out, too. | ||
| Like the dudes, their whole back is hair. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just their legs, everything. | ||
| Like when I fought Arlowski at Wayne's, I looked at his shoulder and went, well, sir, you have hair all over your shoulders. | ||
| Like chia pets. | ||
| That's scary. | ||
| Do you know? | ||
| Whoa, CR goes for the fucking... | ||
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Oh! | |
| Darts it up, son! | ||
| Wow! | ||
| He got it too. | ||
| He might have it here. | ||
| He doesn't know how to get out. | ||
| He doesn't know how to get out. | ||
| CR's just straining. | ||
| He should roll him. | ||
| He's gotta go to sleep. | ||
| Give him that gator roll, son. | ||
| Oh, he's okay. | ||
| He's okay. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| He might get through this. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Kevin's tough. | ||
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Oh, snap. | |
| He's tough. | ||
| He's very tough, man. | ||
| Rob didn't fly from Australia to goddamn Rotterdam to get choked out like that. | ||
| It's probably a long flight, right? | ||
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Oh! | |
| Look at that dude. | ||
| Look at that dude. | ||
| See, I don't want that. | ||
| Look at that wrestler. | ||
| I don't want no part of that. | ||
| I want no part of that. | ||
| That's so preposterous. | ||
| Pro. | ||
| Look up Rustam Chiev. | ||
| Look at that guy. | ||
| That was that big giant dude that David Hay fought. | ||
| How is he not in Game of Thrones? | ||
| That's Valuev. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Holy, look at that hair! | ||
| Yeah, he's a straight-up gorilla. | ||
| The only thing he plucks is his eyebrows. | ||
| This is Rustam Chiev. | ||
| He's a fuck... | ||
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That's him. | |
| I don't know if that's him. | ||
| That's another hairy wrestler. | ||
| Oh, you got... | ||
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Russian hairy wrestlers from Russia! | |
| Russian hairy wrestlers. | ||
| But I also feel like these dudes have crazy testosterone and fucking hairy like a gorilla. | ||
| Most of them also have girls for kids. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| This could just be straight up pro science on hairy backs, but I feel like guys with a lot of testosterone, not a lot of hair, hairy as fuck chest, back, and shoulders, and usually have girls. | ||
| Kind of makes sense. | ||
| It's science. | ||
| Weird science. | ||
| Weird science. | ||
| Dude, after our last podcast, I had so many people hit me up about Large Marge. | ||
| Everyone remembers that bitch. | ||
| I wonder if she's dead. | ||
| Oh, she's gotta be, dude. | ||
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Large Marge? | |
| This was 85. She was like 60. She's like healthy. | ||
| She's deep in her 90s if she's alive. | ||
| She might be killing it. | ||
| Maybe she has like a podcast, The Large Marge. | ||
|
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She passed away in 88. A couple years after the movie. | |
| What'd she die from? | ||
| Coke and whores. | ||
| She got that movie money. | ||
| It just went off like a rocket. | ||
| That movie money. | ||
| She fucking went Johnny Depp and started buying castles and shit. | ||
| I was reading about this chick in South Africa. | ||
| She's a student, and they're supposed to put like $100 in her account, or $1,000 in her account. | ||
| Instead, they put a million. | ||
| They put a million dollars in her account, and so she went off for like a month, was just buying clothes and shoes and taking her friends on trips and all that shit, and then they found it out. | ||
| And then she screwed? | ||
| Yeah, she's fucked. | ||
| She only spent 60 grand, though, they said. | ||
| Yeah, but in South Africa, that shit is... | ||
| That's like 600 grand. | ||
| 60 grand. | ||
| You're fucking P. Diddy. | ||
| You got gold houses and shit. | ||
| She started showing up with designer clothes at school and they're like, well, what's going on? | ||
| She bought a new iPhone 7. Gucci shoes and shit. | ||
| Everyone else is in fucking tarps. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Balling out of control. | ||
| She showed up in a new camel. | ||
| But how silly is that? | ||
| A new camel with gold teeth? | ||
| Gold fronts? | ||
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Gold fronts? | |
| Spinners for teeth? | ||
| How's that work, though? | ||
| Because the banks mess up, and you're like, oh, fuck it. | ||
| I'm going Sizzler. | ||
| And then they go, no, you're not. | ||
| You owe us money. | ||
| It's like, get your fuck up, man. | ||
| They would sue you for it. | ||
| And if they went in court, then they would just take it from you. | ||
| Okay, but... | ||
| It's not a law, or it's not a... | ||
| It's a civil law or something about... | ||
| Doing the right thing. | ||
| Getting money that... | ||
| I forget the word. | ||
| I just was reading it. | ||
| Like, you're getting it... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Yeah, but do I gotta return the camel with fucking spinners on it? | ||
| I own that thing, man. | ||
| Hey man, did you hear that Nate Diaz wants $20 million for the rematch with Conor? | ||
| See, and he should get $20 to $30 million. | ||
| Do you think that it's... | ||
| How many pay-per-view buys do you think that that fight would be worth? | ||
| 1.5. | ||
| Now? | ||
| Yeah, maybe more. | ||
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1.5. | |
| Maybe more now. | ||
| Maybe more now. | ||
| Because let me ask you this, Joe. | ||
| What? | ||
| Let's say Nate fights the winner of Kevin Lee, Tony Furson, and they're the main event pay-per-view. | ||
| How many pay-per-view buys does Nate Diaz do without Conor? | ||
| Well, not as many. | ||
| Not even close. | ||
| Not even close, right? | ||
| It's a big Conor thing, but the big fight for Conor is Nate. | ||
| Like, if Conor fought Kevin Lee, how many pay-per-views would he get? | ||
| Over a million. | ||
| He might. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| You look up all Conor's fights, he's never done less than a million, ever. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| So, he's the Floyd Mayweather of MMA now. | ||
| We freeze? | ||
| Oh, goddammit, Fight Pass. | ||
| Goddammit, Fight Pass. | ||
| You son of a bitch. | ||
| Conspiracy theory. | ||
| Snoop Cast did this. | ||
| Son of a bitch. | ||
| It's Snoop Cast. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| They fucked us. | ||
| Well, we're sitting here frozen out, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Damn, I was so into that fight, too. | ||
| We will, uh, oh my god. | ||
| Oh, we're back. | ||
| We're back. | ||
| In low def. | ||
| Oh no, it's dead. | ||
| It's dead again. | ||
| We've got a streaming issue. | ||
| Some shit is going down. | ||
| Or there's such a demand for this, it's fucked up like Mayweather McGregor. | ||
| They don't know how to handle the overload. | ||
| They only expected 50 people and they got 100. How dare you? | ||
| Yeah, this is ridiculous. | ||
| Yeah, but I think Nate, rightfully so, because that fight's going to be the biggest pay-per-view of all time. | ||
| I really do. | ||
| I think the trilogy's going to be... | ||
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For MMA. For MMA. For MMA. Because of Connors, right? | |
| He's bigger than ever. | ||
| Biggest combat sports fighter in history. | ||
| Oh, he clipped him! | ||
| Bauer decided to hurt him bad. | ||
| That's a long flight back to Australia going out like this. | ||
| Oh, the kid's tough, man. | ||
| Oh, he's getting rock-em-sock-em-robotted. | ||
| Probably stop it now. | ||
| It's close. | ||
| Certainly close. | ||
| Oh, hold up. | ||
| When you're sitting Indian style, probably stop it. | ||
| No, man. | ||
| He's getting up. | ||
| He's getting up. | ||
| Getting up with his ass whooped. | ||
| Go ahead and stop it! | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Stop it now. | ||
| Stop it now. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Stop the fucking fight. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Damn it. | ||
| Like, he didn't need that. | ||
| I mean, the referee collided with him and hurt him even further. | ||
| Headbutt him. | ||
| Way to headbutt him. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| CR. Shut up that. | ||
| See, the dude can crack, man. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| The dude can crack. | ||
| Look forward to seeing him fight 2018. Late 2018. You don't want to do coke with that guy with the white suit. | ||
| Or you do. | ||
| Look at all those people. | ||
| I'll do coke with them. | ||
| Poor guy. | ||
| The ref gave him that cut. | ||
| But with Nate, I think that the fight, that's the thing with this fight, and that's why I don't think you're going to see it happen very soon, because both Nate and Conor realize how much power they have. | ||
| And you can't just go with the old rules anymore. | ||
| Conor has changed the dynamics of the fight game for the better for the fighters. | ||
| It's a great thing. | ||
| It is a great thing. | ||
| I just wonder how much Nate can actually get. | ||
| Definitely, because what they say, I think Report said between the two fights, he made around $2.5 million to fight him twice. | ||
| No, he made $2 million plus to fight him both times. | ||
| Both times. | ||
| So it's $4 million. | ||
| So $4 million total. | ||
| That's what I'm reading. | ||
| I did not talk to Nate. | ||
| I read this. | ||
| So I thought he made two. | ||
| Maybe, yeah, you might be right. | ||
| Maybe I misquoted that. | ||
| So maybe it's two and two or two and a half, two and a half. | ||
| Either way. | ||
| So say he made $4 million. | ||
| There's no way in the world you can say, hey, Nate, fight Conor in the biggest fight of all time, trilogy. | ||
| Conor's going to get. | ||
| 40 million, you're gonna get two and a half again. | ||
| There's no way that happens. | ||
| Both guys realize the magnitude of this fight. | ||
| And he made four million dollars in a year. | ||
| So how much money does he have left over? | ||
| He probably got a million dollars plus just sitting in the bank doing nothing. | ||
| So you know what I'm saying? | ||
| So the dynamics have shifted towards the fighters for the first time. | ||
| Now, if you're the UFC, how do you make this work with Conor? | ||
| Because he's not fighting guys anymore for 5, 10 million. | ||
| You can't when you have over $100 million in the banking. | ||
| The biggest star of all time. | ||
| What do you think the most Conor's made in a UFC fight is? | ||
| 10 mil, probably. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| 10, 12 mil, max. | ||
| So now you think he can get, like, probably like 30. At least. | ||
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Right? | |
| At least. | ||
| Depends on how many the pay-per-view buys. | ||
| Otherwise, why are you doing it? | ||
| What if he gets, like, what if Nate and Conor gets 3 million pay-per-views? | ||
| It's not out of the question. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| It's a stretch, but not out of the question. | ||
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It's a stretch. | |
| But if Nate can talk the right amount of shit, you know, and people get excited about it. | ||
| Honestly, right now, for Conor, what else is there that's even close? | ||
| As far as fight? | ||
| In MMA? What else is even close? | ||
| The only argument is you can say Conor's the only draw. | ||
| He can fight Billy from Afghanistan and still get two million pay-per-view buys or break a million. | ||
| I say you let Conor fight Pauli Malignaggi in Dublin. | ||
| See, if I'm Conor and I have McGregor promotions, I'm going, wait a second. | ||
| I'm going to fight this monster, Nate Diaz, and you want to pay me $10 million and you're going to wear Reeboks? | ||
| Or I'm just going to go to Dublin, me and Pauly sell this $70,000 stadium out, and I'm just going to take all of it. | ||
| UFC goes, whoa, whoa, hey! | ||
| Chill! | ||
| Can't do that. | ||
| They must have some sort of a deal for boxing, too. | ||
| They have that Zufa boxing shirt that Dana was wearing. | ||
| It might be bullshit. | ||
| Look at my skeptical hippo eyes. | ||
| I like the shirt. | ||
| I'd rock it myself because I like Zufa. | ||
| However, McGregor promotions, I'd assume, is Conor's thing. | ||
| Really? | ||
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You think he's in cahoots with the UFC? I would think he has to be. | |
| I don't think he would make a deal with McGregor Promotions. | ||
| I think he made a deal with... | ||
| What are you saying? | ||
| You can buy that Zufa boxing t-shirt. | ||
| 25 bucks. | ||
| Why does it say Dana White Zufa boxing tee? | ||
| Good question. | ||
| Does Dana White come with it? | ||
| It's false advertising. | ||
| A picture of him? | ||
| This is fake news. | ||
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I'd rock that boxing tee, by the way. | |
| I would imagine he has some sort of a deal with that man. | ||
| Okay, so let's say you have a deal. | ||
| Think about this, Joe. | ||
| So let's say Connor and Dana have a deal with the McGregor promotions. | ||
| They're like, alright, your next fight we're going to co-promote with you. | ||
| Well, how's that going to work now? | ||
| So then you're going to promote this huge fight and Nate's like, hold up! | ||
| If he's gonna make all this money, they're like, I know, we're in cahoots with him. | ||
| That's the way it works. | ||
| Wait, you mean for the UFC? Yeah. | ||
| No, I don't think it would co-promote for the UFC. You don't think so? | ||
| No, but I think it would co-promote if you had a Paulie Malignaggi boxing match in Dublin. | ||
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In fucking Dublin. | |
| Do you want to see that? | ||
| I want to see everything, dude. | ||
| I want to see Snail's race. | ||
| It's so ridiculous. | ||
| The fight is the Nate Diaz fight. | ||
| That's the fight. | ||
| But is it the fight as far as a businessman? | ||
| Because if Conor learned anything from Floyd, you know that when you fight Floyd... | ||
| Floyd's the businessman. | ||
| He's his own promoter. | ||
| He's everything. | ||
| Conor has his own promotional now. | ||
| He's the businessman now. | ||
| So Conor's going, listen, what are we doing here? | ||
| What do you guys want to do? | ||
| Maybe if the UFC contract that Conor has runs out, maybe they make some new, crazy, ridiculously lucrative deal. | ||
| Oh, that contract doesn't matter if it's out or not. | ||
| The game has changed. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Yeah, there's no way you'd keep going with that current contract. | ||
| No way? | ||
| I just found this. | ||
| Trademarks owned by McGregor Sports and Entertainment Limited. | ||
| The Notorious, Conor McGregor and Notorious. | ||
| Why did you pull that up? | ||
| I don't give a fuck about this. | ||
| This is a company that officially exists and they own these things. | ||
| And it's all Conor stuff, yeah? | ||
| It's registered in his name, not Zufa. | ||
| Yeah, but what does that mean? | ||
| That could be like a t-shirt company. | ||
| It could be, but it's all... | ||
| I'm sure he's got something. | ||
| I mean, must have some sort of a... | ||
| But also, Dana White... | ||
| I don't know about the guys at WWE, but Dana White's not stupid enough to let Connor do all this and not be involved in it. | ||
| He's not even like, sure, make your own thing, man. | ||
| Do your thing, buddy. | ||
| There's no way. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Either way, whatever he does. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I would like to see him box Paulie while Nate just keeps eating tacos and going to Cabo, doing tequila shots. | ||
| Really? | ||
| So that fight's going to go away? | ||
| It's not going to go away. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| The fight's around in a year. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| If Nate wants to just chill and just train, have a good time, the fight's there in a year. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| If Conor stays active, I guess, with Nate, how are you going to stay in the limelight? | ||
| Yeah, he's fighting Nate Diaz again. | ||
| They fought over two years ago. | ||
| The hype's not there. | ||
| Paulie Malignaggi in a boxing match in Dublin, Ireland. | ||
| Yeah, I'm watching that shit. | ||
| He has a legit possibility to get a win over a two-time world champion. | ||
| In the second boxing fight ever. | ||
| Two boxing fights ever. | ||
| Two world champions. | ||
| Making bank. | ||
| Come on, son. | ||
| Ballin', as you say. | ||
| How much? | ||
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Ballin'. | |
| Stupid ballin'. | ||
| How much money do you think you would get for that fight, though? | ||
| Not nearly as many. | ||
| I bet more money than you'd get fighting Nate Diaz. | ||
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Mmm. | |
| With a tougher challenge? | ||
| Right. | ||
| So what do you think the pay-per-view would be for a Paulie Malignaggi fight? | ||
| Would it even be a million buys? | ||
| For sure. | ||
| See, that's the thing. | ||
| Conor could play fucking in a celebrity softball game right now. | ||
| A lot of people are going to buy that bitch. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| So him fighting Paulie and there's all this heat. | ||
| People are like, God, he did well against Floyd. | ||
| We could see him beating Paulie. | ||
| I'd say at least a million. | ||
| And if it's your own promotion, what do you make? | ||
| 30? | ||
| Right. | ||
| 30, 40 mil? | ||
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Right. | |
| Hmm. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Bring your balls, Connor! | ||
| Bring your balls! | ||
| Everyone knows I like Pauly, but now Pauly's talking shit to all the UFC. Well, he should shut the fuck up, because if he wanted to have a UFC fight, he could go over there and get his brain kicked in. | ||
| Yeah, you don't want... | ||
| Out of his mind. | ||
| Stop talking. | ||
| You're a boxer. | ||
| You're a very good boxer. | ||
| Just shut your mouth. | ||
| Just go after Connor. | ||
| There's literally a million people in the world that could grab you and strangle the life out of you and there's not a goddamn thing you could do about it. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Sorry, dude. | ||
| The UFC is not what you want to aim to point your gun at. | ||
| Don't talk shit. | ||
| They will give you a wrestler and he will punch your fucking face into pulp. | ||
| Well, he's not a goddamn thing you could do about it. | ||
| No. | ||
| Not a goddamn thing. | ||
| Yeah, like you think he went towards Tony Ferguson. | ||
| What does Paulie weigh? | ||
| He's thick right now. | ||
| But what's his weight class? | ||
| Like 45, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| 47? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How about you give him Ricardo Lopez? | ||
| How about you give Yair Rodriguez? | ||
| How about that? | ||
| I mean, yeah. | ||
| You don't want that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| God, look at the Russians. | ||
| How about you just give him a guy that's not the top of the food. | ||
| Don't give him Frankie Edgar. | ||
| Don't give him Jose Aldo. | ||
| You don't need to do that. | ||
| You know who he could beat up, though? | ||
| Who? | ||
| CM Punk. | ||
| He'd start CM Punk. | ||
| He probably fucked CM Punk up. | ||
| He'd uppercut the fuck out CM Punk. | ||
| Imagine what Max Holloway would do to Pauli Malignaggi in an MMA fight. | ||
| Just imagine. | ||
| Just try to wrap your head around the kind of ass-fucking I think Max went at him on Twitter. | ||
| Max Holloway would literally kill him. | ||
| If he wanted to. | ||
| Literally kill him. | ||
| I mean, so would Cub Swanson. | ||
| So would a lot of guys. | ||
| How would they do in a boxing match against him? | ||
| Not so good. | ||
| Not so good. | ||
| Max has the best shot. | ||
| I think Max has amazing footwork. | ||
| And he's a good striker. | ||
| Very, very good striker. | ||
| He's had excellent timing, good discipline, and his endurance is phenomenal. | ||
| Cody Garbrandt might have something to say. | ||
| Even at 45, he'd come out and fight Pauly. | ||
| It'd be interesting. | ||
| It'd be interesting. | ||
| But Malignaggi's a legit world champion pro boxer. | ||
| He's also retired, though. | ||
| He's a fucking smart dude. | ||
| Pauly's a very smart guy. | ||
| He's one of the best analysts in the game. | ||
| Pauly doesn't need to do all this. | ||
| Yeah, well, that was one of the things that people were super concerned about, him sparring with Conor. | ||
| He did two 12-round sparring matches with Conor. | ||
| He did an 8-round and a 12-round. | ||
| Oh, an 8-round and a 12-round. | ||
| And Conor was, you know, landing some, obviously, some fucking hard shots. | ||
| Just from what we know, what we definitely saw, that one straight left that fucking clanged him. | ||
| That was rough. | ||
| Right dead center in the mug, and you see the sparks fly. | ||
| But also to Pauly's defense, this is why I was telling Pauly, like, dude, let's say I'm retired. | ||
| So let's say Cain Velasquez was like, K-Shop, I need you to help me train, man. | ||
| I need you to come help. | ||
| Give me some rounds. | ||
| That's not a free ride right there. | ||
| That punch? | ||
| Fuck, no. | ||
| That's not a free ride. | ||
| Pauly's face looking rough there. | ||
| That is your face getting crushed. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| If I got off the plane, even from L.A. to San Jose and Kane won some rounds, Kane goes, hey, bro, I need you to go 5-5s. | ||
| That ain't happening. | ||
| I'm here to help you. | ||
| Ain't nobody giving you 5-5s. | ||
| I got one round, I'm going to sit on the side and coach up. | ||
| Do you think there's a lot of ego shit going on there? | ||
| I think Connor's team brought Paulie in to fuck him up. | ||
| That's the only reason to go. | ||
| If he does fuck him up, we're blasting out there just to sell the fight more. | ||
| Yeah, and that was the other thing that he said about that. | ||
| Paulie's like, you'd never go 12 rounds like that. | ||
| He's like, you never fly in and go 12 rounds. | ||
| Even in MMA, I've never heard of someone getting off a plane and going 5-5s. | ||
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What? | |
| It basically gave him a practice fight. | ||
| And it was smart on Conor's part. | ||
| Confidence builder. | ||
| It also solidified him. | ||
| Shit, that motherfucker can box a little bit. | ||
| And then Dana blasted out. | ||
| It was very smart. | ||
| Obviously it worked. | ||
| Obviously it worked. | ||
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Six and a half million pay-per-view buys. | |
| Super balling. | ||
| You've created an animal. | ||
| You've created an animal for your UFC. Yeah, but they got to. | ||
| What else the fuck do they have? | ||
| What else do they have? | ||
| Strew versus Govlog. | ||
| I want to see the full video. | ||
| I want to give Pauly his full due. | ||
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You can't. | |
| I want to see the full video of Pauly versus Conor. | ||
| Well, you probably could get it and watch it, but don't blast up. | ||
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I'm telling everybody. | |
| Because if you do that, then you don't have a fight in Dublin. | ||
| I'm telling everybody. | ||
| No, man. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| I want to see what it was like. | ||
| You can't. | ||
| You can't. | ||
| Because let's say Connor starched him for 12 rounds. | ||
| Well, then it fucks up the pay-per-view buys them. | ||
| We're like, wait, no, no. | ||
| Of course he's going to beat him. | ||
| But what if he didn't? | ||
| What if Pauly's telling the truth? | ||
| What if Pauly's getting the most of him? | ||
| See? | ||
| That's why we want this debate, so you buy the pay-per-view if you're Connor and Pauly. | ||
| That ass kicking I gave you on Tuesday! | ||
| That ass kicking! | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
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Like, you can't... | |
| That tape's out there, but you can't release it because it's gonna fuck up the fight. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Did you see when the security guards were getting in his face? | ||
| He's like, relax, dude, I'm a fighter. | ||
| Yeah, he goes, come on, I'm a fighter. | ||
| The guy kicked him out. | ||
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He's like, what the fuck are you doing? | |
| That's hilarious. | ||
| Yeah, it's like, I'm trying to hype up a fight. | ||
| Then Paulie almost got in a fight during the... | ||
| When we were doing a pre-show. | ||
| Because the fans were just fucking... | ||
| Relentless? | ||
| The Irish fans were just harassing him. | ||
| And then the guy goes, Paulie! | ||
| I'll kick your ass worse than Conor McGregor did. | ||
| And then finally Polly goes, fuck this. | ||
| Take this thing off. | ||
| Goes at him. | ||
| And so then Brian gets between them. | ||
| Brian, the commentator with the shaved head. | ||
| And he's like, no, no, Polly, don't do this. | ||
| And the guy's like, do something. | ||
| I'll give you a worse beating than McGregor did in his Irish accent. | ||
| Polly can't get to him. | ||
| Polly goes... | ||
| Spits on him. | ||
| And then it was, chaos! | ||
| Security! | ||
| Security! | ||
| For sure getting security earlier in that, though. | ||
| The thing about Paulie is he's not scary looking. | ||
| So you feel like if there's a pro world champion boxer you talk shit to, that might be the guy. | ||
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Right? | |
| Until you get fucking blasted in the face. | ||
| Yeah, but you know what I mean? | ||
| Like there's certain people. | ||
| Who's that guy? | ||
| That's Pauly, and then that's Connor's manager. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| But there's like, sir, there's Connor. | ||
| He's like, gentlemen, we're businessmen here. | ||
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We're fucking businessmen. | |
| Hey, this is the shitty thing if you're Pauly, and this is the internet, and obviously Pauly's bringing this upon himself, but if you met Pauly, he's a great fucking dude. | ||
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I love Pauly. | |
| He's a great guy. | ||
| I'm a big fan. | ||
| He's hanging himself, because I told Paul, I went, dude, you're responding to these trolls, and I'm telling you, man, from MMA's world, they fucking hate you, man. | ||
| He fucked up when he wore the double diamond ear in studs. | ||
| I'm not going to lie to you. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| See, I like the double diamond Jersey Shore look. | ||
| It's not 2001. You can't do that anymore. | ||
| Maybe where he's from in fucking Brooklyn. | ||
| They just own that shit. | ||
| They keep it rocking. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's from Bensonhurst, right? | ||
| Malonagy. | ||
|
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Hey, they got the good straddle. | |
| Yeah, but... | ||
| Who's got the good design? | ||
| What about the linguine vongole? | ||
| In MMA, man, they're just murdering him. | ||
| Bobby puts too much garlic in the sauce! | ||
| Bobby, easy with the fucking garlic! | ||
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Over here! | |
| Hey! | ||
| Dude, look at the size of Struve walking around the cage. | ||
| It's like the cage is up to his navel. | ||
| It's like a little kid's cage. | ||
| How the fuck did no one put a basketball in your hand? | ||
| Do you hate money? | ||
| He's a Holland guy. | ||
| He's from Holland. | ||
| They don't even know what basketball is until they come over here. | ||
| Fucking Google that shit. | ||
| Mrs. Struve. | ||
| Taking you out of Colorado and making you play cricket. | ||
| Yeah, I wish someone did. | ||
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Hey, mate, we need a cricket star. | |
| As soon as you're done breeding in Mexico, come on over and play cricket. | ||
| Breeding in Mexico. | ||
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Everyone who plays cricket comes from a football background. | |
| English football. | ||
| We don't hit each other. | ||
| We need someone who plays cricket who's more physical. | ||
| This homeboy doesn't get enough credit. | ||
| Talking about M1 world champion and Bellator world champion. | ||
| Yeah, he's a tough guy. | ||
| Bellator literally cannot hold a heavyweight champion. | ||
| When was the last time you even thought about the heavyweight? | ||
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You look at him. | |
| He bounced. | ||
| He bounced. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| They can't hold him. | ||
| That's why I want Roy Nelson, Bobby Lashley, world title fight. | ||
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Or... | |
| They have to do an Indian reservation. | ||
| I don't give a fuck where you do it. | ||
| They have to. | ||
| Do in Dubai. | ||
| But you know why? | ||
| Nah, I get ya. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| All natural. | ||
| But also, why not have Fedor and Mitrione for a world title fight? | ||
| So at least there's a belt. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, Fedor and Mitrione was a changing of the guard, for sure. | ||
| Mitrione knocking out Fedor was basically like, okay, this ride's over. | ||
| It's essentially over. | ||
| If he wants to keep doing it, he can keep doing it. | ||
| It's been over, though, you know? | ||
| For sure. | ||
| But that's more American fans. | ||
| But the people in the know, that Melodano fight... | ||
| You're right. | ||
| Fabio? | ||
| I was like, it's over. | ||
| Semi Schilt, old school. | ||
| So he's training with Semi Schilt. | ||
| That's a good sign. | ||
| He was training Southern Cali for a while. | ||
| He's good, man. | ||
| He's a monster. | ||
| He's good. | ||
| Tall. | ||
| 15 first-round finishes. | ||
| His last fight, he beat Roy Nelson. | ||
| Did he? | ||
| Yeah, that's when Roy was like, alright, see ya, man. | ||
| Went to Bellator. | ||
| That's what happened? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Was it a decision? | ||
| Roy was a free... | ||
| Yeah, he beat Roy by decision. | ||
| But then Roy's contract was up and he went with Bellator. | ||
| Well, I can't blame him. | ||
| He's always had words with Dana, you know? | ||
| He always got back and forth. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I can't blame him. | ||
| It's a good move for Roy. | ||
| It's a good move for a lot of guys. | ||
| You know what's a good fucking fight coming up? | ||
| Who? | ||
| Paul Daly is fighting... | ||
| Lorenz Larkin. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
| It's a very good fight. | ||
| You know? | ||
| I mean, Daly had that real close fight with the Bellator champ. | ||
| The fuck's his name. | ||
| No, he got murked by Roy McDonald. | ||
| Daly got taken down. | ||
| Yes, Daly did. | ||
| Yeah, Lima. | ||
| Douglas Lima. | ||
| Oh, you're talking about Larkin. | ||
| Yeah, Larkin had a real good fight with Lima. | ||
| Good fight. | ||
| Larkin got hurt in that fight, but yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I feel like it's very possible that Rory McDonald is the best welterweight on the planet right now. | ||
| I think he is. | ||
| He beat Woodley. | ||
| Woodley's our champ. | ||
| And he looked so goddamn technical. | ||
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Did you see what Rory said about Robbie Lawler? | |
| No. | ||
| He was doing like a Reddit Q&A or Facebook Q&A and then went, hey, do you think Lawler was on steroids when you fought him? | ||
| And it wasn't like, ah, maybe. | ||
| He was like, I'm convinced he was. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| I know. | ||
| Goddamn, Rory. | ||
| Why is he convinced? | ||
| I don't know, you'd have to ask him. | ||
| The resiliency, but Robbie's always been like that. | ||
| He's always been like super resilient. | ||
| It's Robbie Law, for God's sakes, yeah. | ||
| I have no idea for what it is. | ||
| He didn't look any different than he's ever looked, right? | ||
| He always looks the same. | ||
| I don't know what to believe he stays, Joe. | ||
| He fought that same way against Cowboy. | ||
| I don't know what to believe, alright? | ||
| I know, right? | ||
| After this John Jones thing, you're like, who knows? | ||
| Are we like, who knows, or are we like, God, that kind of makes sense now? | ||
| I was putting all my Easter Bunny chips in the dick pills basket. | ||
| Not me, but I pretended it didn't happen. | ||
| It's like your girl cheats on you, you just forget about it. | ||
| I close my eyes and go to sleep and hope it's real. | ||
| Wake up and, I know. | ||
| It's real. | ||
| I know. | ||
| They're all natural. | ||
| I know, they're all natural. | ||
| He's just murking everybody. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Robbie looked exactly the same when he fought Cowboy, and he fought the same way, too. | ||
| Like, the third round was a rough round for Cowboy. | ||
| He was coming on strong. | ||
| Robbie was coming on strong as Cowboy. | ||
| Robbie took the second round off. | ||
| He took the second round off. | ||
| I said the third round was a rough round for Cowboy. | ||
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | ||
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100%. | |
| Robbie was taking it to him. | ||
| Hard body shots. | ||
| Good fight, though. | ||
| Very good fight. | ||
| I love Cowboy. | ||
| People are like, Cowboy got robbed. | ||
| I'm like, nah, I actually had Robbie winning that one. | ||
| One and three. | ||
| If it wasn't a draw, I would think that you... | ||
| I like going towards the guy who's winning the fight in the last round, too, the way Pride used to do it. | ||
| But he also definitely won the first round, definitely won the third round. | ||
| I didn't have it as a draw. | ||
| In the second round, it's not a 10-8. | ||
| And this is someone who's biased as fuck for Cowboy. | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| I was like, ah, goddamn it, Cowboy. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Was that fight under the new rules? | ||
| It was, right? | ||
| Sure was. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Goddamn, everybody's got to be on these goddamn new rules. | ||
| How tall are these two? | ||
| This is the main event already. | ||
| We've paid attention to three minutes of the last fights. | ||
| Yeah, a couple of dad bods, the horrible triangle attempts by the chicks. | ||
| And you kept calling them sweetie. | ||
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Honey. | |
| Come on, honey. | ||
| Lock it up. | ||
| Come on, sweetie pie. | ||
| Come on, cutie. | ||
| Just a couple tall boys here. | ||
| Super tall. | ||
| You got it, man. | ||
| You got a good point about that. | ||
| You're talking about the international, right? | ||
| The international. | ||
| Don't fuck around. | ||
| Exotica. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| That guy's got a total Norman Rockwell haircut. | ||
| He could be in a soda shop somewhere talking to a little kid with his dog. | ||
| God damn, a Struff has on those giant basketball shorts. | ||
| God, Struff hasn't fought in a long time. | ||
| It's been a while. | ||
| Right, his fucking heart stopped for a second there. | ||
| Yeah, he had, like, some serious problems, right? | ||
| Yeah, he had to have heart surgery, man. | ||
| Then they thought he was done. | ||
| Did he have heart surgery? | ||
| Yeah, they had to put, like, something in his heart. | ||
| Straight up heart surgery, son. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| I thought it was just, like, some sort of an illness. | ||
| God, you know what? | ||
| I feel like you'd have some sort of surgery scar. | ||
| I don't see it over his heart. | ||
| Is that fake news, Jamie? | ||
| Sometimes they go into the armpit when they do certain surgeries for the heart. | ||
| They're going through your armpit and through the side wall of your body? | ||
| Oh! | ||
| So they don't have to open your chest up like a chicken? | ||
| You might be right, because I know he had some serious shit going on, because we had the same manager at the time. | ||
| Oh, neat. | ||
| And everybody's supposed to fight Mitrione. | ||
| That uppercut might land one of these times. | ||
| You know what's interesting is Volkov is like one of the few guys that he's ever fought that's pretty close to him in the reach department. | ||
| Travis Brown. | ||
| Mayor Travis Brown said, oh, you're tall, cool. | ||
| Superman punch. | ||
| Skyscraper. | ||
| That was amazing. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| One of the best knockouts ever. | ||
| He might have avoided surgery. | ||
| He might have avoided it? | ||
| How did he do that? | ||
| Because remember the UFC wouldn't let him fight because he had to do something about it because the UFC was like too much of a risk. | ||
| Yeah, he had some sort of a serious issue. | ||
| He's putting the rape choke on against the cage. | ||
| How many times have dudes run into those guys with the cameras? | ||
| I've seen it happen once. | ||
| Not a lot, but these guys are so tall. | ||
| Those cameramen better have their head on a swivel. | ||
| Also, powerful Volkov has a Stingray tattoo on his back, like Moana. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's a Moana tattoo. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're welcome. | ||
| Oh, man, what a great movie. | ||
| It was a good movie, man. | ||
| Fuck, The Rock. | ||
| Can that guy get more talented? | ||
| Bad motherfucker. | ||
| Bad motherfucker. | ||
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Oh! | |
| High kick. | ||
| See, Struve on the ground, though, is trouble. | ||
| That motherfucker's guard is crazy. | ||
| It says right here. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| Modified workout regimen, dietary changes, and blood pressure medication. | ||
| That's the word regimen. | ||
| That's one word that I really don't like saying. | ||
| Blood pressure medication. | ||
| Listen, no... | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| There's that uppercut I was talking about, son. | ||
| That uppercut's landing. | ||
| The uppercut's trouble. | ||
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Oh! | |
| I'd be worried about Struve when the going gets rough in this fight. | ||
| He has to undergo another cardiovascular examination within six months in order to maintain eligibility. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| We'll have her be required to undergo. | ||
| Oh, gotcha. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Well, you know, people that are really that tall, they a lot of times have problems with their heart. | ||
| Apparently, it's just super difficult for your heart. | ||
| It's like a Great Dane, for God's sake. | ||
| To pump blood through all that tissue. | ||
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Oh, no. | |
| Name the tallest grandpa you know. | ||
| Go. | ||
| They're all dead. | ||
| They're all dead. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a real bummer. | ||
| But there are some basketball players, we've gone over this, that are still really tall. | ||
| Have we gone over this? | ||
| Yeah, Jamie and I have. | ||
| You know what the key is? | ||
| Pussy. | ||
| You gotta get a lot of pussy. | ||
| Just dick them down all the time. | ||
| Get that blood pressure going. | ||
| Just get excited about it, get those texts. | ||
| God, but when you're older, it's tough. | ||
| Like, old and gray. | ||
| Caffeine. | ||
| B12 shots. | ||
| Those dick pills. | ||
| Who's the oldest guy that gets laid on a regular basis? | ||
| Is he though? | ||
| Taking pictures with a smoking jacket on and taking naps. | ||
| Bro, first of all, yeah, right? | ||
| That uppercut's landing, man. | ||
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I'm telling you. | |
| How the fuck has a not-tell-all book come out about him just, you know, just having limp dick all the time with all these three hot chicks? | ||
| And just the shit he goes through to get it up. | ||
| And they're like, come on, half! | ||
| He's got an oil drum filled with Viagra by the bed. | ||
| He's taking fists and chewing them down like peanut M&Ms. | ||
| Is that Will Chamberlain? | ||
| Yeah, but he's dead. | ||
| I know, but he lasted for a while. | ||
| He didn't live that long, man. | ||
| He's 63? | ||
| That's not that old. | ||
| Nah, that dick game's still strong at 63. Yeah, 63. He probably died coming. | ||
| How old's Hugh Hefner? | ||
| That's his thing, dicking girls down. | ||
| But I feel like it's all a lie. | ||
| They're all like, yeah, just take a nap. | ||
| We'll chill here while we make noises. | ||
| Just pace. | ||
| Why is he eating graham crackers and shit? | ||
| Yeah, he has graham crackers in the bed. | ||
| Can't believe it's going down in that room. | ||
| God, Hugh's really laying it down. | ||
| Meanwhile, he was snoring and farting. | ||
| Meanwhile, it's just a soundtrack. | ||
| Kimchi farts. | ||
| Old man farts. | ||
| Smell like tobacco pipes. | ||
| Oh, Volkov's on top here. | ||
| Dropping them hammers. | ||
| Yeah, he's not fucking anyone. | ||
| He might be. | ||
| Yeah, he could just be like the ultimate ladies, man. | ||
| What is the oldest living basketball player, pro basketball player? | ||
| Wasn't Bill Russell fairly old? | ||
| How old is he? | ||
| I saw Clyde Drexler in Vegas eating alone. | ||
| Oh, dude, he's hammering him. | ||
| He's 83. Bill Russell's 83. That's amazing. | ||
| And he's a tall dude, right? | ||
| Isn't he in high sixes? | ||
| He's tall as fuck. | ||
| He's like six-something? | ||
| 6'10 or something? | ||
| That's amazing that he's that healthy at that age. | ||
| Yeah, he's 6'10. | ||
| 6'10. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| That's not crazy. | ||
| Oh, he's fucked up. | ||
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Wow. | |
| They're both fucked up, though. | ||
| Big cut. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Big cut, big nose. | ||
| He's really in a sting race. | ||
| Oh, he's super in a sting race. | ||
| I'm not mad at that, too. | ||
| I celebrate a sting race myself. | ||
| I wonder why. | ||
| Because he's a stinger? | ||
| Yeah, look at Bill Russell. | ||
| 83, tall as well. | ||
| I can just tell by looking at him he's not taking anyone down. | ||
| You don't think so? | ||
| No, he's not. | ||
| The shoulders, the posture. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| He looks sad. | ||
| Wow, Struve, teeing off here. | ||
| Watch the uppercut. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| There it is. | ||
| He keeps sneaking over that left arm. | ||
| Dude, that knee is what cut him. | ||
| That glancing knee. | ||
| You don't want to be in there again, Struve. | ||
| He was married to a dime piece still, though. | ||
| He finally settled down, wiped up. | ||
| And he also sold the mansion, you know that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But he still lives in the back house or something? | ||
| Well, he had some weird deal. | ||
| He was trying to sell the mansion for $200 million, but he had to live there. | ||
| That was part of the deal. | ||
| I don't know if he actually sold it. | ||
| I think he did. | ||
| Someone bought it. | ||
| I was like, yeah, you can chill in the back, bitch. | ||
| That's just weird. | ||
| I'm like, yeah, I'll do that. | ||
| Get your old ass out. | ||
| Well, you gotta realize, like, how much time does he have left? | ||
| Like, how much? | ||
| Can he live 10 years? | ||
| How old is he? | ||
| Hugh? | ||
| He turned 90 last year. | ||
| He's a solid five years left. | ||
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Wife's 29. Wife's 29. Let me see. | |
| First of all, he's 90. She's 29? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, she's 30 this year. | ||
| Congratulations. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Good for you, girl. | ||
| You won the lottery. | ||
| You bad person. | ||
| You a whore. | ||
| She's fine, dude. | ||
| Leave her alone. | ||
| Leave her alone. | ||
| No, I'm not mad at her. | ||
| Do your thing, girl. | ||
| Good God. | ||
| Those are totally real tits, too, by the way. | ||
| My word, Hugh. | ||
| You have outkicked your coverage, old man. | ||
| Without a doubt. | ||
| She is... | ||
| What, did you bring up the best picture of all time by a chick? | ||
| No, get a full body. | ||
| No, she's hot, dude. | ||
| Dude, she is smokes... | ||
| I mean, she... | ||
| Well, that one you brought up was great. | ||
| Okay, she's looking a little long in the face there. | ||
| Long in the face? | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| She's 30 years old. | ||
| You son of a bitch. | ||
| Dude, she's hot there, though. | ||
| You are a mean person. | ||
| She's pretty there. | ||
| Good for you, Hugh. | ||
| She's more than hot enough. | ||
| I wonder if they have an arrangement. | ||
| Meaning? | ||
| Like if her trainer comes over and just runs trains on her. | ||
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Ha ha ha! | |
| With his fucking apprentice. | ||
| I got a couple friends coming over. | ||
| Hey, we're gonna do a little workout. | ||
| Do you think he has like an open relationship? | ||
| Yeah, I think you got to. | ||
| There's no way if his heart is a normal heart, he can fuck more than once a month. | ||
| Bro, you're talking about Hugh Hefner. | ||
| You're talking about Hugh Hefner, the legend. | ||
| This is what he does, bro. | ||
| Oh shit, I poke? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Damn it. | ||
| Look at his old basic wives. | ||
| Those were the basic days before he got fucking rich and made a playboy. | ||
| How many has he had? | ||
| He had one of them. | ||
| He was flying a plane when he met her. | ||
| It's just fucking... | ||
| That's the captain's hat! | ||
| The fuck's he doing? | ||
| It's tilted to the sides? | ||
| That's him from World War I and shit. | ||
| That's what he's doing. | ||
| 1949. Who's ahead of the game when it comes to tilting your hat sideways? | ||
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Uh... | |
| Yeah, that's a poke, alright. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Dude, how about, uh... | ||
| Because remember, he had the TV show where he had the three girls. | ||
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I've slept with over a thousand women. | |
| Yes, I have. | ||
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I mean... | |
| Who's that one? | ||
| Oh, does it say tell all? | ||
| Yeah, but here's the thing. | ||
| No one's reading those books. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| When you're right, you're right. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| He looks like a mannequin there. | ||
| He looks like shit there. | ||
| He's been throwing dick for a long time. | ||
| But he's also probably had some super boring conversations with these chicks for a long Let's talk to a 23-year-old. | ||
| You want to ram your head into the goddamn ground after it. | ||
| Meanwhile, he's marrying these chicks. | ||
| He's paying a price, bro. | ||
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He is. | |
| I think it's part of what's valuable for his brand. | ||
| He's a well-read guy, too. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| He's not a moron. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is a fucking good fight, man. | ||
| Great fight. | ||
| Five rounds. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| They are super bloody. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is this the second? | ||
| Or the third? | ||
| This is the third. | ||
| Boy, that cheekbone is fucked up on Volkov. | ||
| He got his last divorce because his wife was unfaithful. | ||
| Son of a bitch! | ||
| How dare you! | ||
| He filed for divorce and says his wife was the unfaithful one. | ||
| See, those are three new bitches. | ||
| I was talking about the ones from the Playhouse one. | ||
| Ms. Conrad cheated on him early in the relationship. | ||
| God, how are you gonna cheat on Hugh, you son of a bitch? | ||
| How dare she? | ||
| This is my thing, though. | ||
| Let's say, could you... | ||
| When I was a single man, I dated a girl who was friends with Hugh. | ||
| Could you marry a girl who dated Hugh Hefner? | ||
| It's kind of a red flag, yeah? | ||
| Seems like it'd be an issue. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It would come up if she ever talked any crazy shit. | ||
| You'd be like, ahem. | ||
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What? | |
| What'd you say? | ||
| Dated a hundred year old man. | ||
| And why did you do that? | ||
| Shut your mouth. | ||
| To be in a magazine in 2016. Are you shitting me? | ||
| No one reads magazines either, you dumb bitch. | ||
| Maybe she did it for the experience. | ||
| Yeah, maybe just one of those bucket list things. | ||
| But maybe he just has a strong dick game too, Joe. | ||
| You forget about that. | ||
| It's Hugh Hefner for a reason. | ||
| It's true, right? | ||
| Maybe a big old summer sausage for a dick. | ||
| Yeah, just a giant fucking... | ||
| You gotta think that if you're a guy like Hugh Hefner, all these years of doing this, all these years of banging chicks, it's gotta get boring after a while. | ||
| Super boring. | ||
| So you start fucking dudes. | ||
| Ah! | ||
| Like, what do you do after a while when you're Hugh Hefner? | ||
| Um, I don't know. | ||
| I think he, like, plays backgammon or something. | ||
| He has a bunch of kids, though. | ||
| Yeah, he's got a gang of kids. | ||
| The magazine tried having no naked girls in it. | ||
| They did that for about a year. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Oh, yeah, let me get my fucking Playboy subscription, because I want to know about politics. | ||
| What are you guys doing? | ||
| Super important to read articles, Brendan. | ||
| This is a good fucking fight, man. | ||
| Good-ass leg kick. | ||
| Great fight. | ||
| Volkov with some solid technique. | ||
| But so is Struve. | ||
| Oh, nice knee to the body. | ||
| Struve is not a spring chicken, but he's been around for a long fucking time. | ||
| Goddamn, he's been playing for a long time. | ||
| I mean, think about that. | ||
| Travis Brown, basically out of the picture now. | ||
| Roy, kind of over. | ||
| He fought Pat Barry. | ||
| He fought everybody. | ||
| Yeah, he's been around for a long fucking time. | ||
| So is Travis Brown done? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| What, he's lost five out of the last six or six out of the seven or some shit? | ||
| I know that, you know, Josh Barnett was super impressed with him in preparation for this last fight. | ||
| That Russian dude put the squeeze on him. | ||
| It doesn't matter, though, because when you lose five out of six, you know, like, we don't care what you do in training. | ||
| He didn't look, I mean, he looked good in the beginning. | ||
| In the beginning he looked good. | ||
| He looked all right. | ||
| He was moving around. | ||
| He didn't look like, you know, he doesn't look like vintage Travis Brown. | ||
| I feel like he needs to go back to Albuquerque. | ||
| But maybe he just doesn't want to do it anymore. | ||
| That's possible. | ||
| That's the other thing. | ||
| Him and Rhonda got married. | ||
| Maybe it's just time to move on, which isn't a bad thing. | ||
| Sometimes everyone wants these guys to keep fighting, but maybe there's more for him out there. | ||
| He's a good guy, too. | ||
| That's the other thing. | ||
| The bad thing is when you don't move on and you keep fighting and you don't want to. | ||
| Preach. | ||
| Ooh, knee in the body. | ||
| Volkov, turn it on. | ||
| Ooh, lazy sidekick. | ||
| I gotta piss so hard. | ||
| Do it! | ||
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Yes! | |
| Let it go! | ||
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Let it go! | |
| This podcast has been brought to you by Life, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| The smooth, sweet, relaxing experiences of life. | ||
| It's a good fight so far, Jamie. | ||
| You enjoying this? | ||
| Yes. | ||
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I like it. | |
| These dudes are huge. | ||
| Yeah, they're giant. | ||
| Stefan's troop is seven feet tall. | ||
| And this guy's, like, not quite as tall as him, but he's in the neighborhood. | ||
| I think Volkov's probably about 6'8". | ||
| How tall is he? | ||
| I'm guessing 6'8". | ||
| He's four inches shorter. | ||
| So, yeah. | ||
| I think Struve is just seven feet, so pretty close. | ||
| It's an interesting situation the heavyweight division has because you essentially have Alistair Overeem, who really looks like the only credible challenge other than Francis Ngannou. | ||
| Francis Ngannou needs a big win over somebody. | ||
| That's a nasty cut. | ||
| He would have gotten it if he had beaten Junior Dos Santos. | ||
| That would have been his big... | ||
| Yeah, it's a big cut. | ||
| Francis would have gotten the possibility or the opportunity, rather, to get a big win over a real big name with Junior, but Junior pissed hot. | ||
| So now Francis has to wait for another opponent, but he's the most exciting challenger. | ||
| But you still have Alistair. | ||
| I think Derek Lewis is coming back. | ||
| Who just beat Derrick Lewis? | ||
| Somebody beat Derrick Lewis. | ||
| Oh, Mark Hunt. | ||
| He kind of beat his ass. | ||
| Wasn't the best fight for Derrick. | ||
| And then he quit. | ||
| He retired after it was over. | ||
| And he changed his mind. | ||
| Point is, there's only, like, legitimately, like, four or five real contenders that are exciting in the whole heavyweight division, which is just crazy. | ||
| Oh, my God, he poked him again. | ||
| Yeah, he's fighting for Doom in October. | ||
| Stefan Struve just poked Volkov again. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| They're too tall. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Too tall to be fighting. | ||
| Mark Goddard is going to straighten it out. | ||
| There's some downsides to being too tall. | ||
| Like, you look like shitting clothes. | ||
| No shoes look cool. | ||
| You know, like, they're just too big. | ||
| No scuba gear, everyone's rent shit. | ||
| You ever think about that when you're too tall? | ||
| Yeah, he's got size 80 feet. | ||
| Name a car you're gonna get. | ||
| Oh, you want a GT3? Not up in there. | ||
| You wouldn't fit. | ||
| Yeah, like, that was the thing with Shaq. | ||
| He would buy cars and cut out the back seat. | ||
| It sucks, man. | ||
| Put a giant-ass seat in there. | ||
| There's only certain cars you can have. | ||
| You think there'll ever be a super heavyweight division? | ||
| Never. | ||
| There's not enough heavyweights. | ||
| It seems to me that they shouldn't have a weight class. | ||
| It's just like the heavyweight division in boxing. | ||
| Like when David Hay fought Valuev. | ||
| I think Valuev is 300 pounds. | ||
| Yeah, so you're saying it's just 206 and above to the limit? | ||
| 225. Yeah, like 225. I think there should be a 205, a 225, and then have at it, fuckers. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| 225 on up. | ||
| I wonder why they don't do that. | ||
| But there's also, you're going to get some slop. | ||
| Like, usually, typically, especially with the Golden Stitch around these days, if you're over 280, you're getting sloppy up in there. | ||
| It's bad for the product. | ||
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The mountain. | |
| That guy ain't passing any test, including a math test. | ||
| He's doing nothing. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| He might pass immigration. | ||
| Fuck, it'd be tough, man. | ||
| I bet he could, like, some, like, um, what are those stones called? | ||
| What are those big fucking stones? | ||
| Atlas stones. | ||
| He'd probably pass an Atlas stone certification test. | ||
| That's about it. | ||
| That's about it. | ||
| It's just bad for the... | ||
| Look at the size of that dude picking up rocks and shit. | ||
| God, if he hears this and I run into him, it's going to be trouble. | ||
| I think you'll be okay. | ||
| He's fucking huge. | ||
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Conor McGregor whooped his ass. | |
| He did. | ||
| You saw that. | ||
| How did he die in Game of Thrones? | ||
| He got stabbed with a spear and then they brought him back to life with witchcraft. | ||
| Bro. | ||
| I didn't know. | ||
| Right now, they're trying to bring back life. | ||
| I didn't know they fucking did it, for God's sakes. | ||
| Last time I saw him is he crushed that guy's face like this. | ||
| It was two years ago, bro. | ||
| But you know where I'm at in the goddamn game. | ||
| I thought you already passed it. | ||
| Nah, man. | ||
| Well, trust me, it's worth watching. | ||
| I bet. | ||
| I'm a fan. | ||
| I'm a fan. | ||
| I assumed they were bringing him back, though. | ||
| It's tough to avoid spoilers when shit came out years ago. | ||
| Boy. | ||
| These guys are rock'em sock'em robot in this bitch. | ||
| Struve looks more tired. | ||
| Good thing he has that big part. | ||
| Cardio, man. | ||
| Cardio is such a giant factor in fights. | ||
| Dude, in heavyweight, it is a huge... | ||
| In every division. | ||
| But really heavyweight. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| Oh, that's it. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| When Skyscraper falls down... | ||
| There you go. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| I wonder how many more times we see Strew fight. | ||
| How many more times is he going to get KO'd? | ||
| How many times has he been KO'd? | ||
| Alistair flatlined him. | ||
| Travis Brown KO'd him. | ||
| This dude just KO'd him. | ||
| Roy KO'd him. | ||
| Roy KO'd him. | ||
| I feel like it looks worse because he's so goddamn tall. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like if a Burger King burns down, we don't watch it. | ||
| If a skyscraper burns down, we're watching it. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| He KO'd Stipe. | ||
| Inside leg kick, then boom! | ||
| Yeah, he knocked out Stipe. | ||
| It's also heavyweight. | ||
| That's what you do. | ||
| People get knocked out, man. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| This is true. | ||
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This is true. | |
| How many people watch this, you think? | ||
| Boom. | ||
| That uppercut. | ||
| Yeah, it's over. | ||
| Worldwide, how many people watch this? | ||
| Nah, man. | ||
| U.S. Is this on Fight Pass? | ||
| Just Fight Pass. | ||
| How many people on Fight Pass? | ||
| The subscriptions, is it around $200,000? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| I bet it's more than that, don't you think? | ||
| I don't. | ||
| No? | ||
| So is the only way this is playing on Fight Pass? | ||
| Yeah, you have to pay for it, right? | ||
| In Rotterdam. | ||
| It's like on Fox Sports, Unschneiser over there or something. | ||
| It's a, like, that's a great move. | ||
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Look at Bruce Buffer. | |
| Bruce looks exhausted. | ||
| I'm going to fire up. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| God, Bruce goes everywhere. | ||
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He just... | |
| Listen, if you want to keep that job, that's what you do. | ||
| You have to go everywhere. | ||
| They use that Joe Martinez, though, too, because he speaks Spanish. | ||
| Yeah, he's good. | ||
| Yeah, he's really good. | ||
| I've known Joe forever. | ||
| And he was in WC. But if Bruce wants to take a break, he can. | ||
| You don't have to fly to Rotterdam for one night. | ||
| You know, that's one of the reasons why he didn't want to get his knee operated on. | ||
| He didn't want to take some time off. | ||
| He's got a blown ACL. Did you see the video of him blowing his ACL out? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's classic. | ||
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Yeah, sad. | |
| He's doing like a fucking karaoke thing. | ||
| And he fell. | ||
| In Las Vegas. | ||
| Man, who the fuck? | ||
| They took Francis off the car, didn't they? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Breaking my heart. | ||
| Well, the Junior Dos Santos thing breaks my heart, too, because it was just a diuretic. | ||
| Like, I don't get it. | ||
| They found a trace amount of a diuretic in his system. | ||
| Like, that is not helping him. | ||
| That is not going to help him fight. | ||
| You know, I mean, it's just not. | ||
| The only thing that could be is you could say that a diuretic might be used to mask steroids. | ||
| True. | ||
| I think they do do that. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Right? | ||
| So there's potential that he was masking something, which I don't think so. | ||
| But also, no one else wants to step up the plate and fight Francis? | ||
| Who wants to? | ||
| That guy's terrifying. | ||
| Fuck all that. | ||
| Short notice? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He wanted Alistair Overeem. | ||
| Everyone was like, nah. | ||
| Alistair's like, mm, I'm good. | ||
| Alistair Overeem turned it down? | ||
| Alistair's right about to fight for the title. | ||
| Who else is there? | ||
| You got Verdum versus Derrick Lewis now. | ||
| Derrick Lewis saving people in Houston. | ||
| Shout out Derrick Lewis. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Better person than us. | ||
| Saving people with his truck. | ||
| Saving people with his goddamn truck. | ||
| Well, who else? | ||
| I mean, when Derrick fights Verdum, if Verdum wins, he's got a real good... | ||
| Real good argument for him being the next in line. | ||
| But if he doesn't, or if it's not a good fight, or if anything goes sideways, you got Alistair. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Who else is there? | ||
| Francis. | ||
| Francis hasn't have a big name or a big person yet. | ||
| If Francis beat Junior Dos Santos, you've got a big name. | ||
| Yeah, we're going Sizzler. | ||
| Yeah, but... | ||
| The heavyweight division is so rough. | ||
| The potential Francis has is absolutely world champion potential, 100%. | ||
| But it's just like, do you make the fight right now? | ||
| Who else does he fight? | ||
| The JDS was the... | ||
| Mark Hunt. | ||
| Francis? | ||
| Mark Hunt's finding some random Russian who's ranked 11 in Australia. | ||
| They don't want to take him off that. | ||
| Mark Hunt Francis makes sense. | ||
| Mark Hunt JDS makes sense. | ||
| You give him a big name so he can starch him, then you give him a title shot. | ||
| Well, JDS already fought Mark Hunt. | ||
| Remember? | ||
| JDS wheel kicked him back in the day. | ||
| But I don't know if JDS is the same anymore. | ||
| Definitely not. | ||
| But he's still a tough character. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He beat Rothwell, remember that? | ||
| Super looking forward. | ||
| He looked good against Rothwell. | ||
| But great. | ||
| And I think that's when Rockwell might have peed electric. | ||
| Number four. | ||
| Peed electric, it's true. | ||
| And then, okay, Kane, obviously we're missing Kane. | ||
| But the reason why we're missing Kane is we're not completely convinced that Kane's healthy. | ||
| No, we have no idea when he's going to fight. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, who knows? | ||
| God, I'd watch Francis versus Kane, but Kane's fighting Stipe next. | ||
| When he's healthy, that's the fight they're going to make. | ||
| That's what they want to make. | ||
| Yeah, but man, I mean, when he's healthy, those are three weird words. | ||
| Yeah, those are kind of key. | ||
| Is he retiring? | ||
| It sounded like Dan Hart said, I love you. | ||
| You can never tell. | ||
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He said, I'm sure we'll see every improved Stefan's Drew when he's ready to return to the octagon. | |
| Oh, look at my bow tie. | ||
| Yeah, I just feel like at heavyweight, so let's say Kane will get healthy, so you have Stipe Kane next, which is an amazing fight. | ||
| Alistair's win over Fabrizio was awful. | ||
| Francis Alistair, man. | ||
| Or Mark Hunt. | ||
| So Mark Hunt's fighting that... | ||
| Mark Hunt's supposed to fight that Merson cat. | ||
| What do you think about DC versus Stipe? | ||
| Love it. | ||
| I like DC's chance in that fight too. | ||
| He's got a real good chance. | ||
| DC was a murderer at heavyweight. | ||
| Beat the shit out of Josh Barnett. | ||
| Not losing any weight. | ||
| Didn't cut a goddamn thing. | ||
| Shorter than everybody. | ||
| Threw him around like frisbees. | ||
| Straight up. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| But look, after seven in both divisions, it gets super suspect. | ||
| It says, see, it says champion John Jones. | ||
| It should just be a dot, dot, dot for now. | ||
| It should be needle, needle, needle. | ||
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Oh, how dare you. | |
| Is that too much? | ||
| Just piss, piss, piss. | ||
| Just have the pills be like a dot. | ||
| Dot, dot, dot. | ||
| Look at the fights coming up. | ||
| So UFC fight night, Rockhold Branch. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Shogun Saint Prue, too. | ||
| How dare you. | ||
| Ferguson Lee, though. | ||
| That's what I'm banking on, baby. | ||
| Yeah, that's a good fight, but I like Rockhold Branch, too, man. | ||
| I really do. | ||
| I like that fight. | ||
| Nunes Shofjanko's fun. | ||
| Yeah, that's going to be fun. | ||
| Oh, you're doing that one, yeah? | ||
| Yeah, I am doing that one. | ||
| I was going to be in Edmonton as it is, but now they have two world title fights on the card. | ||
| They have the Bantamweight title, and then they have Mighty Mouse too. | ||
| Mighty Mouse Ray Borg. | ||
| Yeah, that's a weird one, right? | ||
| Because Mighty Mouse wants to break the record. | ||
| But he had an opportunity to break the record if he fought TJ. And a lot of people were like... | ||
| Turned the TJ fight down. | ||
| And I heard they offered him good money, and he still was like, nah, give me Ray Borg. | ||
| Well, he said he wants TJ to fight someone at 125 pounds first. | ||
| He wants to know that he can make the weight and get a win. | ||
| But even TJ, you know, he was like, I can make the weight. | ||
| I was on track to make weight. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It sounds like a lot of excuses from TJ. I love TJ. But also him fighting Ray Borg. | ||
| Well, he's really close to history. | ||
| I mean, I get it and I don't get it. | ||
| I get it and I don't. | ||
| Because you want to be a star, you've got to fight TJ. You've got to fight Dominic Cruz. | ||
| You've got to fight Cody Garbrandt. | ||
| You're just going to stay... | ||
| You know, Ray Borg's a monster. | ||
| Has a great nickname. | ||
| Has Mexican Devil, for God's sakes. | ||
| However, it does nothing. | ||
| But it does nothing for Demetrius, besides, I guess, breaking the record. | ||
| Right, but he might not even make the weight. | ||
| Ray Borg's missed the weight a couple times. | ||
| There's a lot going on. | ||
| How many times has Ray Borg missed weight? | ||
| Let's see if we can find that. | ||
| I want to say he's missed it twice. | ||
| It's a tricky weight class. | ||
| It's like when John Lineker was the big thing, everybody's thinking about him fighting for the title. | ||
| He was huge. | ||
| He just couldn't make the weight. | ||
| He just couldn't do it. | ||
| He just missed it half the time. | ||
| Headline said, Ray Borg, sick of fans. | ||
| Is that what it said? | ||
| Sick of fans for missing weight. | ||
| Hmm, what do we got here? | ||
| Does it say? | ||
| Let me know when you find it, Jeremy. | ||
| But like Ray Borg versus DJ, it does nothing. | ||
| No one cares. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it doesn't... | ||
| No one cares, but it does get him to that magical number. | ||
| For personal reasons, it's a good powerful lizard on his shirt. | ||
| For personal reasons, it's good for DJ. Why does he have a lizard on his shirt? | ||
| Lizards are awesome. | ||
| Is he super into lizards? | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I like fancy stuff. | ||
| I would not put a lizard on my suit. | ||
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Dan, I want you to wear this pewter lizard. | |
| Maybe it stands for something. | ||
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It stands for our love. | |
| Dan, wear the lizard. | ||
| Wear the lizard for me. | ||
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What will I do to explain it? | |
| Doesn't Dan want to fight? | ||
| Yeah, they fucked him over, man. | ||
| He's got like some issue with his heart that is totally non-life-threatening, and he's in fantastic shape, or he was before he stepped away, and they were saying that he has like an irregular heartbeat, like he has an extra heartbeat. | ||
| But with that stuff, you know it's tough, man, because it's such a risk for the commissions to grant him to fight, and let's say his heart fucking exploded in there or some shit. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| I don't think anything... | ||
| I think he's fine. | ||
| He's super fit. | ||
| But also, what's he gonna do? | ||
| What are you gonna do, Dan? | ||
| Like, you're great at commentating, you got this gig, what are you gonna do, stop doing that and come back and compete at 170? | ||
| You beating Woodley? | ||
| I think he'd come back at 155. He looks very lean. | ||
| Okay, let's do 55. Doesn't he look very lean? | ||
| He doesn't look the same anymore. | ||
| True. | ||
| True. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| I missed it twice. | ||
| Missed it twice? | ||
| He won both those fights. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| See, that ain't good, though. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| It's not good when you got a guy with a lot of pressure on him, headed towards the title. | ||
| Dude, start looking for excuses. | ||
| They start, you know, if you lost, if you, on two separate occasions, you haven't made the way. | ||
| That's like the argument with Khabib, right? | ||
| We've been over that. | ||
| He lost a fight in between those two fights. | ||
| He did? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Who'd he lose to? | ||
| Justin Scoggins. | ||
| Scoggins is no fucking joke. | ||
| Tough customer. | ||
| Where's he at these days? | ||
| 125 just does nothing for me. | ||
| I'm a sizist. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Is Mighty Mouse your pound for pound number one? | ||
| He's still your number one? | ||
| He is now for sure. | ||
| John was my number one after Merck in D.C. Yeah, I moved John closer to the number one position, although I think they're debatable and interchangeable. | ||
| Because I think Mighty Mouse wins in these spectacular ways. | ||
| But against who? | ||
| But against who? | ||
| That's the big... | ||
| He's beating, you know, it's not like that's the toughest division at all. | ||
| Wow, he lost to Pedro Munoz? | ||
| Goddamn! | ||
| Who is that? | ||
| Sasaki. | ||
| Oh, word. | ||
| Those are the two guys. | ||
| Hmm, interesting. | ||
| Sasaki. | ||
| The only argument with Mighty Mouse is who's he beating, you know? | ||
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Right. | |
| You thought Cejudo was 7-0, for God's sakes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, you know what, man? | ||
| There's a lot of, like, super technical guys in that division. | ||
| I just feel like there's no one... | ||
| I mean, Cejudo was really green in terms of MMA. I mean, he really had not been fighting MMA that long. | ||
| He's a fantastic wrestler, but his MMA experience is only a couple of years. | ||
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Too much too soon. | |
| Too much too soon, yeah. | ||
| But that's the division. | ||
| A guy 7-0 gets a title shot. | ||
| There's not a lot going on there. | ||
| I need to stop being a fatty. | ||
| Well, that helps me feel comfortable when you get to make weight. | ||
| Wade Borg, I'm missing weight. | ||
| I need to stop being a fatty. | ||
| That seems like fat shaming himself. | ||
| I'm not behind that. | ||
| So it's the co-main event? | ||
| Them and then Nunez, Shevchenko? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How many pay-per-view buys does that do? | ||
| Any guess? | ||
| You tell me. | ||
| Neil Magny and Dos Anjos. | ||
| Ooh, that's actually interesting. | ||
| Rafael Dos Anjos is back. | ||
| What do you think he can do at 170? | ||
| He looked goddamn good in his debut at 170. You're talking about Dos Anjos? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He looked very good against Tarek Safedine. | ||
| He did look good. | ||
| He looks thick as fuck. | ||
| Yeah, he looked shredded in that picture. | ||
| Yeah, and that's how he looks when he's fighting, too. | ||
| Is that pre-USADA? Is that picture pre-USADA? No comment. | ||
| Shading. | ||
| Angles. | ||
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Instagram. | |
| Instagram filters. | ||
| Those are filters, bro. | ||
| Dude, I'll tell you the funnest fight on that card. | ||
| Jeremy Stevens, Melendez. | ||
| Gilbert Melendez. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Nobody even thought about that. | ||
| That's the funnest fight. | ||
| That's a phenomenal fight. | ||
| It's a good one. | ||
| That's a chaos fight. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So wait a minute. | ||
| Is El Nino going down to 45 or is Jeremy Stevens going up? | ||
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It's 45. It says it there. | |
| It's 45. So Gilbert is cutting weight down to 45? | ||
| Has he ever done that before? | ||
| Dude, they still have fucking JDS and Francis on this card. | ||
| Oh, take that down. | ||
| How dare you. | ||
| Take that down, UFC.com. | ||
| If you want to tune in and be like, what the fuck? | ||
| Where, um, what, what weight is it? | ||
| Does it say? | ||
| Most positive it's 45. So he's cutting weight and he's going down to 45. That's crazy. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| Boy, I don't know. | ||
| He's never done that before and he's like, he's got to be like 35, 36, no? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| 35? | ||
| So he really is... | ||
| See, it says 155 there. | ||
| We'll find out. | ||
| We'll find out soon. | ||
| Anything more to add, Brendan Shaw, before we wrap this bitch up? | ||
| I don't think so, man. | ||
| It's been real. | ||
| It's been real, brother. | ||
| Finally we got back together and did one of these, huh? | ||
| Even with a half a crew. | ||
| Half the crew. | ||
| We have no conspiracies with Eddie. | ||
| Brian not dropping some old school knowledge on us. | ||
| You're lucky because in Rotterdam, I'm sure he had some gems for you. | ||
| Yeah, he probably explained the government to us. | ||
| He explained the whole government system. | ||
| And then Eddie, I went, man! | ||
| I feel a little flat today, and Eddie went, did you say flat? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then just went off. | ||
| Eddie's full on these days, apparently. | ||
| They were debating whether or not North Korea is, like, what's happening in North Korea. | ||
| Like, he doesn't believe any of it. | ||
| And they were debating, like, why you don't fall off the earth. | ||
| Is that what was going on? | ||
| If the earth is spinning so fast and we're going so fast through and it's on a turn, how come we're not just flying off of it? | ||
| When you say debating, debating who? | ||
| Other dudes that are there with them. | ||
| It's like one of those things where you could find out about gravity. | ||
| You just do a Google search and read some papers about how mass works and how it works in space and what gravity is and what causes the force of gravity. | ||
| They've done experiments for hundreds of years. | ||
| Well, that's fake news according to them, Joe. | ||
| You know that's fake news. | ||
| I think he's enjoying himself. | ||
| I think half the fun... | ||
| You don't think he really believes it? | ||
| I think he does. | ||
| But half the reason why he believes is because he's enjoying himself. | ||
| He's spicing up life with these wacky conspiracies. | ||
| Everything's a goddamn conspiracy. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| You never hear Eddie look at something that's in the news and go, well, we're just looking into it too much. | ||
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Never! | |
| Everything! | ||
| Even that Chester Bennington, the Linkin Park guy, he's like, you know about that, right? | ||
| I'm like, I don't. | ||
| I don't, man. | ||
| I definitely don't. | ||
| Well, the problem with that one is, man, the guy's dead. | ||
| If he killed himself and he's got kids and a family. | ||
| Six kids, Mr. Rogan. | ||
| Six kids. | ||
| That's a hard one. | ||
| It's a hard pill to swallow. | ||
| Stuff pill to swallow, yeah. | ||
| But also, I think you need people like Eddie in this world. | ||
| I like the Eddie's in the world. | ||
| I don't want everyone to agree with all the news. | ||
| I think it's fun, to a certain point. | ||
| Well, that's one of the reasons why Eddie's such a jiu-jitsu genius. | ||
| It's because he marches to the beat of his own drummer. | ||
| I mean, he really does. | ||
| He has, like, ideas in his head, and then he's just like, we're gonna make this fucking work. | ||
| But when you say drum, it's not like your standard drum. | ||
| It's like a starship drum, and there's that alien with seven arms banging it while we're... | ||
| We're not sure if the Eclipse is real or if NASA... It's a NASA hoax to sell sunglasses. | ||
| Ah! | ||
| See, I enjoy it. | ||
| Callan, it drives them nuts, but I'm like, I want colorful people in the world, man. | ||
| Callan is almost as silly in the other direction. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Callan never believes anything's a conspiracy. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| He thinks Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, and he'll tell you about, actually, you should read Vincent Bugliosi's book. | ||
| Like, yeah, I have. | ||
| It sucks. | ||
| You didn't read it. | ||
| Then I feel like we're in the middle. | ||
| You and I should I'm like, I could see that! | ||
| I get it! | ||
| I'll entertain it, but until we start talking about the earth is flat, then I'm out. | ||
| Any shit that doesn't really involve me, where I don't I either have a stake in it or I don't actually know what happened. | ||
| I don't have a dog in that fight. | ||
| Me neither. | ||
| But I like hearing both sides. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I'll swing back and forth in my own head. | ||
| Like, I don't convince myself. | ||
| My own self. | ||
| I'll, like, say something. | ||
| I'll go, man, you're probably wrong about that. | ||
| And then I'll start arguing against myself. | ||
| Oh, dude, what about this? | ||
| Dude, I was convinced that Bigfoot was actually real for, like, 20 minutes. | ||
| Goddamn Joe Rogan. | ||
| Not lately. | ||
| No, a long time ago. | ||
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I was so high. | |
| I was watching a video of Bigfoot. | ||
| The famous video, and I was like, what if Bigfoot's real and I'm just an asshole? | ||
| Like, what if this whole time I've been saying, it's fake, it's fake. | ||
| Meanwhile, it's not fake. | ||
| And that poor guy actually captured it on film. | ||
| That poor guy. | ||
| But see, if you sat me with a Bigfoot expert, I'm not so close-minded, I'm just going to shut him down. | ||
| I'm going to listen to it and then be like, maybe! | ||
| Until you realize there are no Bigfoot experts. | ||
| Every Bigfoot expert you meet is kind of a loon. | ||
| It's full of shit. | ||
| A lot of them are super nice guys, but when you get deep in them... | ||
| I had one dude on the podcast tell me he would cut his pinky off to find out if Sasquatch was real. | ||
| He's a grown man. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Like, I had a guy who wanted to follow the eclipse through all the states I drive with. | ||
| He flew up to Portland. | ||
| You want to suck your dick before or after you put the sunglasses on? | ||
| See, that's why I said, he's the maintenance guy around my house. | ||
| He told me, get the fuck out. | ||
| I can't have you around my kid. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| There's some weird people, man. | ||
| There are definitely weird people. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| But it's fun to believe some of that stuff. | ||
| Over and over and over again. | ||
| Let's look at the eclipse over and over and over again. | ||
| With these glasses. | ||
| I could look at a picture of the eclipse and go, I get it. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And then I'm done. | ||
| I'm good. | ||
| I'm fucking good. | ||
| I'm good. | ||
| And then he was saying the next one's in like 24 years in Dallas. | ||
| Okay, I'll be there. | ||
| See ya. | ||
| I'll meet you there, bro. | ||
| Talk to you then, okay? | ||
| He's like, I'm gonna buy a property down there and rent it out. | ||
| Oh, good move. | ||
| You're talking about for the one fucking day? | ||
| It's a terrible business idea. | ||
| Super smart. | ||
| Plan for one day, 20 years from now. | ||
| One day, you fucking moron. | ||
| You're gonna clean up. | ||
| You'll make like $100. | ||
| You're gonna kill it, bro. | ||
| How much property are you buying, man? | ||
| Probably charge them double. | ||
| Like, what are you doing? | ||
| Well, they're just going to stand outside your house with glasses and then get back in their car and go, yeah, I was done. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| They don't need to stay the night for that. | ||
| And does it happen in the sun? | ||
| Like, is it the summertime? | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| Because summertime in Dallas is like summertime on the sun. | ||
| Miserable. | ||
| It's like, you might as well be living on the sun. | ||
| Summertime in Dallas is like 185 degrees. | ||
| You go outside, you burst into flames. | ||
| No one's going to stand outside your fucking stupid house with those weird sunglasses. | ||
| The only thing is, who's crazier? | ||
| That guy who follows the eclipse and he's boring as fuck, but at least the eclipse is real, or a guy like Eddie Bravo who believes in Bigfoot, Flat Earth, conspiracy theories? | ||
| Eddie's funnier. | ||
| Different. | ||
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So he wins. | |
| No, I'm not saying Eddie. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Eddie's funny. | ||
| However, I'm saying... | ||
| Who's crazier? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| Who do you think is crazy? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's a case by case, you know? | ||
| Like, do you believe in Ghost? | ||
| No. | ||
| I'm gonna say this right now. | ||
| But you chase Bigfoot. | ||
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No. | |
| You believe in Ghost, Jamie? | ||
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I don't think so. | |
| No. | ||
| Oh, you're open to the idea. | ||
| See, if I'm Eddie right now, I'd go. | ||
| When you said you think so, I'd go. | ||
| Look into it. | ||
| One of the guys I had on my podcast is named Rupert Sheldrake, and he has a very compelling thought. | ||
| He thinks that everything has a memory. | ||
| That memory is not just a function of your neurons and your brains and your cells. | ||
| Because here's the thing, you have memories from the time when you were a child, right? | ||
| From the time you were a little kid. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Almost every cell in your body regenerates every seven years. | ||
| Where are those memories being stored? | ||
| Are they in the neurons? | ||
| Where are your memories that you definitely have of your childhood? | ||
| Or are those memories not really your memories anymore? | ||
| Is it you remember having those memories so you have sort of like a rehashed version of it that you put in your head and sort of almost like retelling yourself a story? | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's a lot of shit that I know happened when I was in high school, but quite honestly, I don't really have a good memory of it. | ||
| I can tell you the facts. | ||
| Is that just a function of the human brain where it can't remember so much data because we only use, what, 7%? | ||
| That's bullshit. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| That 7% of the brain is something that people repeat over and over again. | ||
| It was in that movie, Lucy. | ||
| It's a myth. | ||
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Is it? | |
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| How much do we use? | ||
| There's different parts of your brain that are responsible for different functions. | ||
| Frontal lobe, all that. | ||
| There's no 7%. | ||
| You use your brain. | ||
| You use your whole brain. | ||
| Then why do some people's brains, why are some people's brains like, you know, they can remember to the T when they were a kid and like all these memories, and there's some people that just don't. | ||
| Some people have better memories, for sure. | ||
| My memories are pretty good for facts. | ||
| Pretty good. | ||
| I'm just being... | ||
| I mean, I remember... | ||
| Don't get me wrong. | ||
| It's like, oh man, maybe stop smoking weed. | ||
| You can remember high school. | ||
| I remember massive amounts of data from high school. | ||
| What I'm saying is, I don't have a real memory of it. | ||
| Like, I can remember getting laid in high school, right? | ||
| I can remember when it happened. | ||
| You can remember key events. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, you remember scary events, you remember happy events, you remember sad events, you remember big moments, big explosions in your consciousness, right? | ||
| They say your brain's designed to remember negative things more so than positive things. | ||
| Oh yeah, for sure. | ||
| Just because of dying. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| What are you going to remember positive things all day and pat yourself on the back? | ||
| Be awesome. | ||
| And then you get hit in the head by a rock. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Somebody eats you. | ||
| I think... | ||
| I think what we think as a memory, we'd like to think of a memory like, look, I've got a memory of that fight. | ||
| I've got a memory of that combination that landed. | ||
| I got a memory of Stefan Struve crumpling up. | ||
| I see it pretty clear. | ||
| Right now. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But even right now, it's sort of like a little shitty slideshow. | ||
| Even right now. | ||
| Because you don't care. | ||
| I don't see it clearly. | ||
| But you also don't care. | ||
| I'm going to walk out of here and I won't remember anything about it. | ||
| But it just happened. | ||
| But it just happened. | ||
| But it's not important to me, so I don't store it away. | ||
| Whereas certain stuff, like my set or my big appointment on Tuesday, I remember that stuff. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I get it. | ||
| I remember flashes of things. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| And this is weird coming from me because I have a very good memory on paper. | ||
| If you think of the amount of things that I can recall during a podcast, the amount of fights that I can recall during broadcasts and in the middle of a fight, all the different martial arts moves I have in my head and who used them against who and where and what. | ||
| But that's a different thing. | ||
| That's knowledge and statistics and Those are numbers. | ||
| And numbers and memory. | ||
| And I remember certain clips of it. | ||
| But as far as my own life, I did two sets last night. | ||
| Killed. | ||
| Don't remember any of it. | ||
| Were you too high? | ||
| That might have been a problem. | ||
| But here's the other thing. | ||
| What is this? | ||
| Highly superior autobiographical memory, the detailed recollection of events that occurred in the distant past. | ||
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Hmm. | |
| This is what, like, Mary Lou Henner has. | ||
| Oh, yeah, she's got it crazy. | ||
| Oh, that's cool shit. | ||
| She can tell you, you could say, February 22nd, and she can go, February 22nd, 1978, and she goes, that was Tuesday. | ||
| Yeah, it's like Rain Man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's brilliant. | ||
| Most people don't like that. | ||
| She can tell you who's president. | ||
| But you know what's weird is like, there's certain things when people go, remember we did this? | ||
| I'm like, God, not really. | ||
| But then something will trigger, like a smell or a song, and then it comes. | ||
| You pull the file. | ||
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Boom. | |
| You find the file in the back. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| You're like, you're in your closet digging around. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Look what I got a box. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, if you see like some pictures from high school, you'll go, whoa. | ||
| But a smell, a scent, someone to say something. | ||
| Something. | ||
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Or a movie. | |
| I'm like, God, I remember when I was that. | ||
| Yeah, that's why it's really dangerous to convict people based on witness testimony if they see a crime. | ||
| People, they don't really remember things right. | ||
| And I'm sure the night before, like, God, we'll remember this, and God, he is an animal, and they create this narrative that they wish they want to see and they think it was real. | ||
| And also part of it is a real problem if it was traumatic. | ||
| What is this? | ||
| Remembering a crime that you didn't commit. | ||
| There's people that can plant false memories in their own head? | ||
| Not in their own head. | ||
| And when they're trying to get false convictions and whatnot, they can make people confess to stuff they didn't do. | ||
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Fuck. | |
| Oh, that makes sense. | ||
| Because the pressure of being interrogated is crazy for people. | ||
| Well, look at them making a murderer. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I think he got out. | ||
| Brendan? | ||
| He fucked the Brendan name, but Brendan Dacity? | ||
| There's a lot of people that are not convinced that making a murderer was correct. | ||
| There's a lot of people that are convinced that it was biased. | ||
| It was biased in the way of making that guy look like he was innocent. | ||
| I've heard the same thing. | ||
| It was good for the documentary. | ||
| He's innocent, but when you look into it, he's a bad, terrible person. | ||
| He could have very well been guilty and they framed him. | ||
| That's possible, too. | ||
| It's like the Mark Furman OJ thing. | ||
| People think that Mark Furman planted those gloves on OJ, but who doesn't think OJ's guilty? | ||
| Who thinks O.J. is innocent? | ||
| Let me know. | ||
| Well, I live in this little neighborhood, so I do. | ||
| Shout out to O.J. Simpson. | ||
| That Mark Furman, that was just for the defense to paint that, or the prosecution, right? | ||
| Paint that narrative to maybe put that seed in everyone's head. | ||
| But everyone knows fucking O.J. did it. | ||
| Yeah, but he planted evidence. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Like, doing that, doing that alone. | ||
| Sneaky shit. | ||
| Yeah, most people think OJ did it. | ||
| There's a few people that think, like, I've heard the crazy ones, like OJ's son did it or something like that. | ||
| I'm like, what? | ||
| I'm so balls deep in the OJ stuff. | ||
| Anything he does, I watch it. | ||
| But, and like I said to my brother, I went, God, I wish I really knew the truth about OJ. And my brother looks at me and goes, are you shitting me? | ||
| Like, we all know the truth, man. | ||
| But people put all these different stories out there where you're like, God, maybe he didn't do it. | ||
| But I just want to know for a fact that How did it really go down? | ||
| Do you think he's ever going to come out and be like, listen? | ||
| No. | ||
| No, I don't think he did. | ||
| I don't think he necessarily remembers anymore. | ||
| You think he was just in a frenzy? | ||
| I think it's entirely possible that he's a sociopath and a narcissist. | ||
| With brain trauma. | ||
| Yeah, with brain trauma. | ||
| And I think that a lot of times narcissists and sociopaths, like to that degree, like he's just charming the world. | ||
| Hey, I'm OJ Simpson. | ||
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I'm a good guy. | |
| I've always been a good guy. | ||
| I basically live a conflict-free life. | ||
| I just want to go be with my family. | ||
| He's got a weird thing going on, man. | ||
| Like he's trying to paint this image all day long of him being a good guy. | ||
| Meanwhile, he's got these Demons in his mind. | ||
| You know, his dad was gay. | ||
| And they said that's why he would beat, like, a lot of, like, he was so upset about that. | ||
| See, I don't trust that guy. | ||
| Did you watch that thing when he gave that, uh... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Didn't he, like, snapped at the judge? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That little part that was super weird. | ||
| You definitely shouldn't do that when you're trying to get... | ||
| What he'd snap at him for. | ||
| He got upset about something. | ||
| He corrected him on something. | ||
| He's like, I said I wasn't there or something like that. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I forget what it was. | ||
| Oh, like the Las Vegas room? | ||
| Definitely didn't handle it well. | ||
| Look, man, when you're a man and you're locked up with other men as prisoners all day long, forever, it's a horrific existence. | ||
| And it's amazing that he was able to get through it at all and then still pull off that kind of charm. | ||
| And not commit suicide. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They said he was killing it in there. | ||
| He was the prime example of a prisoner and he started organizing church groups and feeding everyone's lunches and he was cool. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I don't find meaning in that shit. | ||
| I wonder if he has a deep... | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| He's Chloe's dad. | ||
| Yeah, a lot of people think he's Chloe's dad. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| What? | ||
| Chloe's not half black. | ||
| They just don't love black guys. | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| You know OJ was super close with Kardashian. | ||
| Strong rumor, yeah. | ||
| No one would be surprised. | ||
| I would. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| My point was like, what kind of memory of the event... | ||
| Okay, we both agree he did it, right? | ||
| So if he did it, what kind of memory does he have? | ||
| Do you remember sticking the knife in them? | ||
| You don't think you remember that traumatic event? | ||
| I wonder. | ||
| I wonder if you're a sociopath, and I wonder if you've been telling people for all these years that you're innocent. | ||
| Oh, you remember. | ||
| I'm trying to find the real killer. | ||
| I'm trying to get out and find the real killer. | ||
| Not once did he bring up the real killer. | ||
| I'm trying to find my wife's killer. | ||
| The reason why, I mean, he never said that during any of the parole thing. | ||
| When he came out, he did. | ||
| Oh, no, not on this one. | ||
| I'm trying to find my wife's killer. | ||
| Yeah, never on this one. | ||
| Someone killed my wife. | ||
| That ship sailed a long time ago. | ||
| It was not me. | ||
| I'm being tried for it. | ||
| I'm being unjustly accused. | ||
| There's a civil case that I lost. | ||
| He came out with a book if I did it. | ||
| Yeah, he was going to, but he didn't release that book. | ||
| I thought he did. | ||
| No. | ||
| And all the proceeds went to the gold. | ||
| No. | ||
| I believe, I'm pretty sure, that the publishing company backed out of that. | ||
| Probably smart on their part. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You can't do that. | ||
| Dude, will you have him on the podcast? | ||
| Oh. | ||
| I don't know if he would do it, but if he did do it, yeah, I'd have him on. | ||
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Yeah, right? | |
| Yeah, I'd have to have him on. | ||
| I did it. | ||
| The if is hidden right there. | ||
| Remember, that's what they had to do. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
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If I did it in the I. Buy it right now on Amazon. | |
| Buy OJ Simpson. | ||
| Jesus Christ, that's still... | ||
| I thought they pulled that. | ||
| Confessions of the killer in all caps. | ||
| Fred Goldman and Kim Goldman. | ||
| I think that's how it happened. | ||
| What? | ||
| So they're getting all the money. | ||
| Yeah, they get all the money. | ||
| They get all the money, but did he really write the full story? | ||
| They awarded the rights to them. | ||
| Yeah, because double jeopardy, right? | ||
| He can't be tried for it anymore. | ||
| Can't make money off the crime is sort of what it is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How much money, and also they have a civil case against him, how much money do you think he made off that book? | ||
| God, you don't make that much money off books unless you're just fucking... | ||
| You do if you're like Bill O'Reilly. | ||
| If you're J.K. Rollins or some shit. | ||
| Yeah, if you're writing books that old people read, they buy a lot of books. | ||
| If I did it... | ||
| We kind of know how you'd do it if you did it. | ||
| Do we really need to read the book? | ||
| Kitchen knife, run. | ||
| Yeah, stab both of them. | ||
| Go to Chicago. | ||
| Call the lawyers. | ||
| Come back. | ||
| Come back. | ||
| Act dumb. | ||
| Yeah, act dumb. | ||
| Rinse. | ||
| Kardashian helps me out. | ||
| Rinse, repeat. | ||
| Does it say how many books they sold? | ||
| I'm looking down. | ||
| I gotta think it was not much. | ||
| I didn't even know it was out and I'm all about this. | ||
| He got some sort of crazy settlement, right? | ||
| It was like a $35 million settlement or something like that? | ||
| $33.5 million. | ||
| $33 million. | ||
| But how much has he been paid? | ||
| I used to know his Ron Goldman's sister. | ||
| Really? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| How'd you know her? | ||
| She worked on something that I did. | ||
| She was very nice. | ||
| Very cool chick. | ||
| Brian ran into the dad in Phoenix selling men's shirts. | ||
| What's the big pause? | ||
| I was trying to think what he was selling, but I remember selling men's golf shirts or some shit. | ||
| The struggle is real for Ron Goldman. | ||
| Game over. | ||
| You lose a child and it goes down like that. | ||
| It's just hard to believe. | ||
| That that guy is now going to get out. | ||
| What do you do? | ||
| I mean, you only got a certain amount of time left on this planet. | ||
| I'd probably get a gun. | ||
| Yeah, a hammer. | ||
| It's going to be tough to get out of OJ. He's still pretty athletic and black. | ||
| So I'd probably get a gun and when he gets out, drive down to Florida or if he comes back to Brentwood. | ||
| He's going to make it super easy on you and probably shoot him. | ||
| Could be headed to reality TV. That's what I called! | ||
|
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Oh my god. | |
| Watching that documentary about him, I completely forgot about all the weird stuff he was doing before he did go to jail. | ||
|
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Oh my god. | |
| He was making that show in Vegas where he had... | ||
| I didn't even know about it. | ||
| Seeing it on the documentary shows everything. | ||
| He did a rap. | ||
| Yeah, he had a rap song after he murdered his wife. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Right before he went to jail in like 2005 or 6. He had a rap. | ||
| I'm innocent. | ||
| I'm innocent. | ||
| It was like, the juice is loose. | ||
| The juice is loose. | ||
| I'm innocent. | ||
| Let's hear it. | ||
| Are we going to get pulled off of YouTube for the OJ Simpson song? | ||
| No way. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| We got to play this. | ||
| Let's ride. | ||
| Let's ride this. | ||
| Give us some volume. | ||
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I'm OJ Simpson. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
|
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Ooh, these girls. | |
| Boats and hoes. | ||
| Boats and hoes. | ||
| The remix. | ||
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It has escapability. | |
| Who are these girls? | ||
| Hoes. | ||
| They got white face on. | ||
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What? | |
| They all have titties out and everything? | ||
|
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Yes. | |
| Oh my god, this is real? | ||
| This is a real music video. | ||
| America's Most Wanted. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| He's dressed like Elvis. | ||
| I can't believe this is real. | ||
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Look at those titties! | |
| Give me some volume here. | ||
| People hear this, right? | ||
| People on YouTube are hearing this? | ||
| YouTube can't hear it, no. | ||
| No? | ||
| Oh. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It'll get taken down, probably. | ||
| Not if you play just the audio. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| No way! | ||
| O.J. Simpson, Get Juiced. | ||
| What year did this happen? | ||
| Like 2004? | ||
| 2005? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| This is insane. | ||
| This is insane. | ||
| It's all these girls taking their pants off. | ||
| See, he was doing a prank show and you got juiced was the tagline. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| He did a... | ||
| He did a fucking prank show after he murdered two people. | ||
| He's got a midget on his lap. | ||
| This is insane. | ||
| I can't believe you've never seen this. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| All you player haters. | ||
| Get on your knees and get some of these nuts. | ||
| And then grabbed his crotch. | ||
| He said, these nuts. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| And you... | ||
| And you gotta think, is this 2005? | ||
| Is that what you said? | ||
| So he's gotta be like 60 years old when this is happening. | ||
| Damn, it only has 15,000 views. | ||
| Well, check in in a couple of days. | ||
| We just helped the juice out. | ||
| I just don't think people knew about this. | ||
| Another reason he needs to come on the goddamn podcast. | ||
| Yeah, maybe he'll come on dressed like Elvis again. | ||
| No, maybe he'll come on dressed as Whiteface. | ||
| Goddamn, this is nuts. | ||
| He's a terrible person. | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| I wonder if he was like, look, I gotta make money. | ||
| And someone threw this idea at him? | ||
| Look at him with a do-rag and... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Don't piss him off, though. | ||
| Very strange. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| The struggle is real. | ||
| This is so strange. | ||
| I can't believe this. | ||
| This rap song where it's like, it's hot in the streets in LA. That is true. | ||
| Yeah, he was like a legit rap song, though. | ||
| This is the remix, Jamie. | ||
| He's got a good point. | ||
| Both of them are good. | ||
| We don't need to watch anymore. | ||
| Dude, what a terrible person. | ||
| I wonder what he's... | ||
| I mean, I feel like a guy like that probably, like, would do anything. | ||
| It's like, we gotta figure out some way to do it, and who's gonna be working with him? | ||
| You're not gonna get, like, the top minds of Hollywood. | ||
| Fuck, no, no one's... | ||
| I mean, he might pop up on some reality show, but, dude, imagine those hoes. | ||
| They were saying he was getting more women than ever when he got out. | ||
| Like, when he was out of trial. | ||
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Really? | |
| They said he went to Florida and was just... | ||
| Dicking girls down. | ||
| Now? | ||
| Like recently? | ||
| Now you're killing it. | ||
| Just got out. | ||
| What type of psycho chicks are hooking up with OJ right now? | ||
| Skanks. | ||
| There's people that are attracted to murderers. | ||
| I know. | ||
| It's a normal thing. | ||
| Like serial killers kill the game. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| Yeah, girls like send pictures and there's something that some women like about bad people. | ||
| Charles Manson tried to get married and I guess the court was like, nah man. | ||
| Maybe he did get married. | ||
| He said it's off. | ||
| Charles Manson's like, no, you crazy, bitch. | ||
| Yeah, Manson's like, look. | ||
| Look at that crazy hoe. | ||
| Wow, she's hot. | ||
| Not bad. | ||
| Look at his high and tight fade, though. | ||
| I like that, too. | ||
| He's still got the swastika tattooed on his forehead, too. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| That's never gonna go away. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Maybe get that lasered off, bro. | ||
| No, what? | ||
| Get even more pussy. | ||
| Dude, every time he's up for parole, you ever see him go nuts? | ||
| Like, he just fucks himself. | ||
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He goes opposite of fucking- I eat your garbage, man! | |
| You made me! | ||
| You people made me! | ||
| Your system! | ||
| Your sister made me, man! | ||
| Why does Duncan look so much like him? | ||
| He doesn't. | ||
| That's racist. | ||
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Duncan Trussell? | |
| You're racist. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| You're so racist. | ||
| He's never getting out. | ||
| Imagine that crazy hoe who tried marrying him. | ||
| I bet that girl sucks a hella dick. | ||
| The meanest dick in the world. | ||
| Oh, gobble, gobble. | ||
| She's probably just got moves that you never even heard of before. | ||
| I mean, Charles Manson's seen it all. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Does he get conjugals? | ||
| Oh, she shaved her head. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| She shaved her head? | ||
| Damn, I bet she's healthy. | ||
| That's a bad move, honey. | ||
| At least her eyes are straight. | ||
| We've got to get you a wig until that shit grows back. | ||
| Some girls can't pull off the no-shirt-shaved-head test. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Some girls look pretty until you shave their head and take their shirt off, and you go, hey, hey, hey. | ||
| Yeah, game over. | ||
| What did we do here? | ||
| What happened? | ||
| Who are those people with him? | ||
| They said he was being two-timed. | ||
| Oh, she was fucking that other dude, too? | ||
| She was 26. Oh, shit. | ||
| Oh, shit, with the wolf guy, 65. With his disciple, Gray Wolf, 65, just months after her marriage license to wed the murderer expired. | ||
| Bro, she was getting dicked down by two old dudes. | ||
| Manson's 80. What does he expect? | ||
| Well, she's getting dicked down. | ||
| Look, this girl's obviously fucking bananas, right? | ||
| What does she look like and he look like? | ||
| Get them all together in that picture. | ||
| Let me see that picture. | ||
| Damn, and the gray wolf guy got arrested for smuggling a cell phone in. | ||
| Look at that guy. | ||
| He's, like, sneaky. | ||
| He's sneaky. | ||
| Some guys like sneaky pussy. | ||
| They like to be friends with a guy and bang his girlfriend. | ||
| Dude, those two old dudes are busting loads in this crazy bitch. | ||
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Ah! | |
| Ah! | ||
| His loads, all of them, have like a swastika on it. | ||
| Just full of hate. | ||
| Just hate loads. | ||
| Just fuckin' hate loads. | ||
| Like a cartoon. | ||
| My god. | ||
| Swastika on its forehead. | ||
| Wiggle in it. | ||
| My god. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Just dead loads. | ||
| They come in with like, you know when cartoons and people are dead and they have an X for eyes? | ||
| Yeah, just their X already? | ||
| Just freaking... | ||
| They're just totally dead-eyed. | ||
| Just hate loads. | ||
| Like a dead fish. | ||
| You know, you catch a fish and they're dead and their eyes cloud over. | ||
| And these sperms are like zombie sperm. | ||
| With a swastika on their forehead. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| 80. He, uh... | ||
| He called the marriage off after apparently he found out that they were trying to get him to sign a document to give his body to them and they were going to put his body in a glass crypt when he died and probably sell tickets to some sort of weird Charles Manson grave. | ||
| That's a good move. | ||
| You can't do that to me, man! | ||
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The fucking government's had me in a casket forever, man! | |
| Wait, so that was too much for Charles Manson? | ||
| You're crazy, bitch! | ||
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You know what? | |
| You're crazy, bitch! | ||
| I'm out. | ||
| You gotta take a certain amount of crazy if you want to bang a hot 25-year-old and you're an 80-year-old serial killer. | ||
| Bro, if Charles Manson goes, you're crazy. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| How do they not arrest her on the spot? | ||
| You're a crazy man. | ||
| 27-year-old sought to wed the mastermind of the Helter Skelter murder so that she could gain possession of his remains when he died. | ||
| That is beautiful. | ||
| She must have had to suck that old dick. | ||
| Oh, my. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| She had to suck that old dick. | ||
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What? | |
| You want to put his body in a glass case? | ||
| You pain. | ||
| See, but we're saying that as if that wasn't, like, that was, like, her plan all along. | ||
| It could have been, like, her along the way. | ||
| She's fucking nuts. | ||
| She went to bank Charles Manson. | ||
| She's got some... | ||
| Other nutty ideas too. | ||
| She probably has great parents. | ||
| It might not have been some grand conspiracy that she masterminded from the beginning. | ||
| I know how to get rich. | ||
| This is what I'm going to do. | ||
| Maybe it was like, I'm fucking crazy. | ||
| I want to bang Charles Manson. | ||
| What else do I want to do? | ||
| I want to put his body in a fucking jar and let everybody look at him. | ||
| And people pay a dollar to check it out. | ||
| Fill him up with formaldehyde. | ||
| Let everybody stare. | ||
| She's fucking nuts. | ||
| Bitches got a lot of crazy ideas. | ||
| Go talk to her. | ||
| She'll probably tell you some shit about psychics and aliens. | ||
| But that one really sticks out. | ||
| Especially with Charles Manson. | ||
| Yeah, not good. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| A lot of issues there. | ||
| There's a lot of issues there. | ||
| You should have her on the podcast. | ||
| Nah, she'd know where the podcast studio is. | ||
| You don't want that bitch finding out where you are. | ||
| Nah, then she wants your body in a tank. | ||
| Just coming out trying to suck your dick when you get in your car. | ||
| With helter-skelter. | ||
| Helter-skelter! | ||
| Suck your dick to helter-skelter and shit. | ||
| I love the stance he's got there, though. | ||
| Look at, scroll up the picture. | ||
| You're talking about that power stance with the towel behind his neck? | ||
| Look at, he's got a towel around him. | ||
| Dude, my calisthenics, that's how I keep my eyes. | ||
| Why is he so tan? | ||
| Nothing but hate and suntanning. | ||
| How'd he get tan? | ||
| He just stares at the sun. | ||
| They let him get out, I guess. | ||
| I mean, what a, oh, not entitled to a conjugal visit. | ||
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Oh. | |
| So they never leave him alone with her. | ||
| So do you throw a blanket over it? | ||
| Have her give you a handy? | ||
| No, you can't. | ||
| Guards ain't having that. | ||
| This is crazy ass. | ||
| What does it say there? | ||
| Hibristophilia. | ||
| I was trying to see if that's what is the term for women who like psychopath killers. | ||
| Oh, not even close. | ||
| Yeah, she's not even close. | ||
| There's a lot of them. | ||
| I know that Richard Ramirez, the Night Stalker, He had a bunch of chicks that were trying to marry him. | ||
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Dude, Ted Bundy was like just killing the gang. | |
| If he had Tinder, if there was like Tinder for serial killers, he's getting swiped left all fucking night. | ||
| Pulled that phone out of his ass and just started swiping. | ||
| Yeah, but was he the gay one? | ||
| No. | ||
| That was Dahmer. | ||
| Dahmer was a gay one. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Ted Bundy, though, was a dime piece. | ||
| For serial killer. | ||
| That was the problem. | ||
| Somebody who was like a famous singer got in his car and realized it. | ||
| Like, as she was about to get in the car, she realized that the inside of the door did not have any handles on it. | ||
| And she freaked out. | ||
| Debbie Harry. | ||
| Debbie Harry from Blondie. | ||
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Damn. | |
| She almost got in his car. | ||
| Like, he almost got her. | ||
| Tight move, Debbie Harry. | ||
| Ted Bundy lured her into a car. | ||
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Wow. | |
| She almost fell victim. | ||
| The one thing they'll have in common is they're charming. | ||
| Charles Manson isn't, but... | ||
| Well, he probably was, though. | ||
| He's charming in sort of an apocalyptic way where he understands... | ||
| Like, you know, what people want to hear. | ||
| They want some wise old mentor, you know? | ||
| He's charming for batshit crazy. | ||
|
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| But there's a lot of those batshit crazy girls out there that want you to tell them about the Illuminati. | ||
| They want a daddy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's a plan. | ||
| They're starting a race war. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, there's people that want to hear, like, really nutty shit from some old daddy dude. | ||
| God, it's weird. | ||
| It's awesome. | ||
| It's so weird. | ||
| It's awesome that people like that exist. | ||
| It's awesome that there's a girl who's like, her main goal in life is to fuck Charles Manson. | ||
| Put him in a fish tank. | ||
|
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Put him in a fish tank. | |
| Come on, man. | ||
| It makes the world a better place. | ||
| No, I like crazy people. | ||
| It really does. | ||
| Until they start killing people, but when they're that crazy. | ||
| I'm not a fan of that. | ||
| I would like you to not do that. | ||
| But I'm a fan of you wanting to marry Charles Manson and put him in a fish tank. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| And make money off of it. | ||
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Love it. | |
| I love that you shaved your head, you crazy bitch. | ||
| And I love that you attacked him from his old friend. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| She's probably got some really stupid quotes tattooed on her ribs. | ||
| Oh, just some hateful quotes. | ||
| Yeah, probably like some demonicon shit. | ||
| Something from some ancient book translated from Latin to English. | ||
| Some horrible shit. | ||
| Some horrible shit about the end of times. | ||
| Fuck's sake. | ||
|
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I love it! | |
| I love all the crazy in the world, man. | ||
| I don't like the violent crazy. | ||
| I don't like when people... | ||
| You know what? | ||
| My faith in humanity is somewhat restored because of Houston. | ||
| Because of all the videos that I saw of all these people rescuing people in Houston. | ||
| I felt super good about that, man. | ||
| That made me feel really good. | ||
| Yeah, did you see that? | ||
| They were saying there's like no looting or anything going on. | ||
| Like communities coming around helping each other. | ||
| It'd be easy to loot. | ||
| Texas, motherfucker. | ||
| They got guns. | ||
| They got a whole lot of guns. | ||
| That is the wrong place to loot. | ||
| But everyone has guns. | ||
| Even the criminals, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| So you could get away with some shit, but they're saying everyone's just gathering around and helping each other out, which is cool. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| You know, I think Texas has a good sort of pride in being Texas. | ||
| And being Texans is important to them. | ||
| It's very different than any other state. | ||
| California is very different than any other state, too. | ||
| I mean, every state sort of has its own vibe. | ||
| New York obviously has its own vibe. | ||
| But man, Texas has its own vibe, to the point where it's almost another country. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Like Texas, if you meet someone from Texas, they want you to know you're from Texas. | ||
| Florida's not like that. | ||
| You don't see people from Miami super prideful or fucking Fort Lauderdale. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's different. | ||
| But New York, they are. | ||
| Boston, they are. | ||
| LA, they are. | ||
| All of them don't have it like Texas does. | ||
| Texas, everything is Lone Star. | ||
| Another level. | ||
| Lone Star barbecue, Lone Star this, Texas that, Texas this. | ||
| Texas truck. | ||
| The rice plates say Texas truck. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| They're different. | ||
| It's different. | ||
| Texas football? | ||
| They were a republic forever. | ||
| Like, they're barely a state. | ||
| Like, they were, like, one of the only states that, like, had this argument that they could leave the country. | ||
| They could leave the union. | ||
| Good point. | ||
| And it's also a weird state that they have these giant-ass ranches. | ||
| Like, Texas has these, like, 80,000, 100,000, like, gigantic acre ranches. | ||
| It's cool. | ||
| Well, it's weird. | ||
| It's like, they have so many ranches. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, that bit from my act, totally true. | ||
| There's more tigers in Texas in private collections than all of the wild in the world. | ||
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No! | |
| For reals? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You ever see that bit that I used to do? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| King's Ranch, 911,215 acres. | ||
| Jesus! | ||
| Briscoe ranches. | ||
| 560,000 acres. | ||
| Waggoner Ranch. | ||
| 530,000 acres. | ||
| These are huge ranches. | ||
| 911,000 acres is fucking bananas. | ||
| Dude, who owns King Ranch? | ||
| Some dude who's just ballin'. | ||
| Calls himself the king of King Ranch. | ||
| Johnny Depp. | ||
| That guy might as well have his own country. | ||
| He basically has like a small European country. | ||
| Damn, he can stay there right now. | ||
| I bet that shit's like the size of Rhode Island. | ||
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Oh, bro, first of all, there's a King Ranch Ford truck. | |
| They have their own trucks. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| They do. | ||
| Bowling. | ||
| Bowling out of control. | ||
| Yeah, there it is. | ||
| King Ranch. | ||
| King Ranch Ford. | ||
| There's nothing more American than that King Ranch F-150. | ||
| What's under the hood? | ||
| America. | ||
| Fucking America. | ||
| Eagle dick. | ||
| Just a big old eagle dick. | ||
| Go back up there to the... | ||
| What's the heavy bag? | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Why does it have heavy bags? | ||
| The fuck is all that? | ||
| Check out the new innovations. | ||
| Click on the heavy bag. | ||
| Why does it have all the weights and shit? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| What the fuck is going on? | ||
| I can't do this. | ||
| It's Dennis Leary's voice. | ||
| Go back to the King's Ranch page again, too. | ||
| I guess it's a hunting ranch, too. | ||
| Yeah, click on the lower left, or the left-hand side. | ||
| Dude, they have mini golf there? | ||
| They probably have zebras. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| See those deer? | ||
| Look at those deer's antlers. | ||
| See that shit? | ||
| You know where that comes from? | ||
| Can you go back there? | ||
| They've been around a long time. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| No, that's all selective breeding. | ||
| They take these farm deers. | ||
| This is super. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| 12,000 Neil guy. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Those are African animals. | ||
| They have 12,000 African antelope. | ||
| It's a big-ass antelope, too. | ||
| Look at that fat-ass turkey. | ||
| Yeah, 770,000 edges. | ||
| I'd shoot the fuck out of that turkey. | ||
| Premier destination for Texas whitetail. | ||
| Those deer, a lot of them, what they do is they get them from, when you see crazy antlers with all kinds of goofy shit all over them, not like normal antlers, a lot of that is selectively breed. | ||
| It's like a fake ass on a chick. | ||
| A lot, but it's real. | ||
| But they're pet deer. | ||
| They grow them in these high fence operations. | ||
| They feed them this insane concentration that has like fish. | ||
| Heavy duty protein in it. | ||
| Like PEDs, yeah. | ||
| And then they bring in certain bucks that have crazy genetic characteristics and they breed them together. | ||
| X-Men deer. | ||
| Like any hunter that sees crazy deer with all sorts of bullshit all over the place, they go, oh, okay, you're shooting a farm deer. | ||
| Oh, they don't want to fuck with it? | ||
| No, because a lot of those times, these animals, they're getting shot in these tiny little farms. | ||
| They're talking about a few acres. | ||
| And that thing has no idea. | ||
| Has no idea. | ||
| Because it grew up basically like a rich kid in Calabasas. | ||
| And most of these people are shooting it with a gun, too. | ||
| So they're just setting up shop, waiting for that thing to walk in the right thing, and boom, they blow it away. | ||
| It's more of an execution than it is a hunt. | ||
| Yeah, it's fucked up. | ||
| What else they got on that ranch? | ||
| I saw a crocodile. | ||
| Nah, they have crocodiles? | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| Come on, they do not have crocodiles. | ||
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Yeah, they do. | |
| They have alligators, I'm sure. | ||
|
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Nah, that was a saltwater croc. | |
| He had some shit, man. | ||
| Go to King Ranch hunting. | ||
| This is the coolest place on earth. | ||
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I can't believe they have their own fucking truck. | |
| Here's the ranch wildlife. | ||
| Click on that. | ||
| Dude, look at that. | ||
| That's a crocodile. | ||
| That'd be a crocodile where I come from. | ||
| Is that an alligator? | ||
| I think it's an alligator. | ||
| I don't think they have crocodiles in... | ||
| They have North American crocodiles in Florida, but I don't think they have them in Texas. | ||
| Dude, it's the King Ranch, so... | ||
| Well, they can do whatever the fuck they want. | ||
| It's the King Ranch. | ||
| Let saltwater fishermen be the best place in Texas coast to pursue speckled trout and redfish. | ||
| Redfish are delicious. | ||
| What else they got? | ||
| Turkey, antelope, hogs. | ||
| So they're on the water. | ||
| They might have got wrecked by this storm, by the way. | ||
| They might not even be here anymore. | ||
| Ah, fuck. | ||
| King Ranch. | ||
| Are they in Houston? | ||
| They're somewhere on the water if they have ocean fishing. | ||
| Or they just built their own ocean in there. | ||
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They might have just dug a fucking, we're going to get us a compound going about 17 feet deep with the concrete. | |
| We designed this motherfucker to be aerodynamic so when them 400 mile an hour winds come, they just glide. | ||
| Oh, they're fucked. | ||
| Yeah, they got hit hard. | ||
| Why don't you Google King Ranch hurricane damage? | ||
| Let's see if they're still around. | ||
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We're going to get an invitation from the King Ranch. | |
| Come on down and shoot some hogs. | ||
| Hey, King Ranch, I'm in. | ||
| Will you shoot a hog out of a helicopter with me? | ||
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100%. | |
| 100%. | ||
| I would do it with Ted Nugent, but Doug Stanhope will get mad at me. | ||
| Tim Kennedy wants us to do it with him. | ||
| Now I'm in. | ||
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Right? | |
| Now I'm in. | ||
| You're talking about American Dad? | ||
| I'll shoot some hog with American Dad. | ||
| You, me, and Tim Kennedy in a fucking helicopter. | ||
| And by the way, they donate all that food. | ||
| And wild hogs are fucking delicious, too. | ||
| And they really do have to shoot them, folks. | ||
| And there's so many of them. | ||
| That's the way Tim explained it to me. | ||
| America! | ||
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Fuck yeah! | |
| I see what we're doing on King's Ranch. | ||
| So does it say anything about the damage? | ||
| Yeah, I'm trying to find something that has specifically King Ranch in it, but this has it hit right near the beach. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's a state of disaster. | ||
| Yeah, they must have got fucked up. | ||
| You know what, though? | ||
| King's Ranch might have some special protection program. | ||
| They're so fucking rich where just these walls go up and can't fuck with them. | ||
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We set it up so you just press a button here and the whole building slides underground right quick. | |
| Like Biodome. | ||
| Like where the X-Men, their fucking jet comes out of town. | ||
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Yes! | |
| It's like a big circle. | ||
| It opens up like this. | ||
| King Ranch, baby. | ||
| Maybe, man. | ||
| King Ranch. | ||
| Do you think that's like a place where you could... | ||
| I think that's one of the few places that I could live outside of California that I would be like super happy. | ||
| Texas? | ||
| Austin. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Austin, Texas. | ||
| Like Texas, Dallas, although it gets hot, but I could definitely have been Austin. | ||
| Do you do shows there? | ||
| I did a show in Houston and Dallas. | ||
| I haven't been to Austin yet. | ||
| You've got to do Cap City Comedy Club. | ||
| I know. | ||
| It's the shit. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I need to get done. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| You'd love it. | ||
| I love Austin. | ||
| They're next level people, too. | ||
| Austin's next level people. | ||
| Great food, too. | ||
| Fucking phenomenal barbecue. | ||
| You're down there with Aubrey. | ||
| It takes you all over. | ||
| I had the best Thai food in my life in Austin. | ||
| Strong words. | ||
| I know, right? | ||
| The best ever? | ||
| Ever. | ||
| Ask Aubrey about it. | ||
| Just some good shit right over here on Ventura. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Love Thai food. | ||
| It's a lot of... | ||
| It's weird how, like, Thais made it all the way... | ||
| I mean, like, I guess they're everywhere, but, like, you go to, like, a lot of these Thai restaurants, it's very rare that they're not Thais working there. | ||
| Ah, if they have a white person, I just turn around and walk out. | ||
| Yeah, Mexican. | ||
| Yeah, you better be Thai. | ||
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Nah. | |
| I go to sushi. | ||
| It's a white dude. | ||
| Fucking see ya. | ||
| Yeah, white dudes, there's a lot of, like, white people getting into the Mexican food game. | ||
| The Mexican food game? | ||
| I'm not mad at you. | ||
| You can make some good Mexican food, but better hide in the kitchen. | ||
| Keep up this illusion. | ||
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I agree. | |
| And put the Mexican in front to work it. | ||
| Just come out with a big fake mustache. | ||
|
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Señor, de jor de carne asada. | |
| Hey, Holmes! | ||
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Hey, Holmes! | |
| I want that shit. | ||
| Chipotle used to have a lot of Mexicans working at it. | ||
| At least in Columbus when I was going there. | ||
| No, they still do. | ||
| They switched and they were like, nah. | ||
| Well, McDonald's bought them, they fucked up, and then they bought it back, right? | ||
| How good is Chipotle? | ||
| Even though people are getting sick as fuck. | ||
| I heard it's delicious. | ||
| I haven't tried it yet. | ||
| Listen, man. | ||
| For me, I get two orders of guacamole and I get one of them rice bowls with steak. | ||
| Preach. | ||
| And I'm eating fairly keto without eating all the rice. | ||
| If I just eat mostly the meat and the guacamole, which is fantastic for you. | ||
| You can do keto there. | ||
| You get the fajita veggies for the bed and then you do double meat. | ||
| You do all the salsas. | ||
| Double guacamole. | ||
| It's delicious. | ||
| I feel good about it. | ||
| Me too, man. | ||
| It's not bad, man. | ||
| For fast food, it's about as good as you're gonna get. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Thai food, they say to a certain point, can be healthy, too. | ||
| If it's like real Thai, like the noodles and stuff, obviously not keto, but... | ||
| No, not keto, but rice noodles. | ||
| Man, I'm struggling with keto. | ||
| I drift in and out. | ||
| Me too, bro. | ||
| My love of pasta is just too strong. | ||
| I go back to it, though. | ||
| You know, the thing that knocks me back on course, though, is those ketones, man. | ||
| The ketones? | ||
| Exogenous ketones, taking that ketogenic stuff. | ||
| That's the big one. | ||
| Because it's so easy for me. | ||
| I take it when I work out in the morning. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Take it before I do anything. | ||
| But, you know, you had homeboy, like, Dr. Keto on your show. | ||
| He was saying, really, it's going to take about a year, 18 months, some shit, to stay in ketosis. | ||
| To be completely adapted. | ||
| I'm a fucker. | ||
| It was discouraging. | ||
| Off the charts. | ||
| Crazy, though. | ||
| I mean, with Keto. | ||
| Crazy smart. | ||
| Crazy smart. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| A lot of people disagreed with him. | ||
| I'd like to get those people on with him. | ||
| He was so smart. | ||
| They disagreed with him about physical performance. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Super smart. | ||
| And he was like, to stay in Keto, and if you're trying to get on Keto and you listen to that podcast, a motherfucker is so discouraging. | ||
| He's like, you need about 12 to 18 months before anything happens. | ||
| And I was like, uh, you lose weight fast. | ||
| You do. | ||
| You know what the thing that gets me the most that I found was when my body became fat adaptive, right? | ||
| I switched over. | ||
| The thing that I could tell for sure was that my appetite was not crazy in the middle of the afternoon. | ||
| Yeah, I don't have the ups and downs. | ||
| No ups and downs. | ||
| Where now I went off it and I'm doing pescatarian and having more carbs and I'm fucking starving. | ||
| Now, why pescatarian? | ||
| Why fish? | ||
| Because I'm weird. | ||
| Just trying it? | ||
| Just trying mixing it up. | ||
| How does it feel? | ||
| Do you like it? | ||
| All right. | ||
| Just alright? | ||
|
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Alright. | |
| It gets a little challenging. | ||
| Like, I eat so much salmon and tuna, you know? | ||
| You gotta be careful with mercury levels and stuff, too. | ||
|
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I know. | |
| I know. | ||
| With the tuna, especially. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Salmon, not so much. | ||
| But you can eat sardines, oysters, scallops. | ||
| It gets a little challenging. | ||
| A lot of salads. | ||
| How long have you been doing it now? | ||
| Two weeks? | ||
| Three weeks? | ||
| Are you trying to get leaner? | ||
| Or are you just trying to try it out? | ||
| I'll just try and get leaner. | ||
| And just mix it up. | ||
| I know keto works, but again, after listening to Homeboy on the podcast, I was like, shit, unless I'm all the way in for 18 months. | ||
| Yeah, well, I think he's talking about all the benefits. | ||
| He's talking about there's real serious metabolic benefits to be gained from staying with it for long periods of time. | ||
| I think that's probably the case, but food is something else, too. | ||
| There's a lot of pleasure with food. | ||
| There's something to be said about enjoying life. | ||
| And I think you should eat healthy. | ||
| I follow what I call the 80-20 principle, where 80% of the time, I eat really good. | ||
| Preach. | ||
| And then 20% of the time, I'll fuck off. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| Monday through Friday, I'm good, man. | ||
| Then Sunday, if I'm with my fam, or like we went to Universal on Thursday, I had a bunch of chicken tenders. | ||
| I also work out like a fucking demon, so I don't get fat. | ||
| Every day, yeah. | ||
| Simple, simple. | ||
| So I don't stay fat, yeah. | ||
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Yeah, but I just like a little lasagna every now and then. | |
| That cheese and the meat. | ||
| You know that feeling when you take a big bite of fucking heavy sauce cheesy lasagna and you're like, oh my god. | ||
| My mouth is water. | ||
| You know what fucks me up and what gets me? | ||
| We're just talking shit about advertisements on Domino's. | ||
| When's the last time we had a hot Domino's pizza? | ||
| Domino's pizza, they always have it in the back if they can get it at a UFC. Actually, they just get any kind of pizza. | ||
| But I've had Domino's before, too. | ||
| It's not bad. | ||
| Bro, this is the thing. | ||
| Here's the fat kid tip. | ||
| If you want to make sure you have a fresh pizza, when you're ordering online, make sure you ask for extra robust tomato sauce. | ||
| Because they're not going to give you an old one. | ||
| They're like, ah, fuck! | ||
| This asshole asked for fresh sauce. | ||
| So they have to put extra on it so it's a fresh pizza. | ||
| Extra robust tomato sauce. | ||
| Game over. | ||
| That pizza. | ||
| That fucking pizza, man. | ||
| Dude, there's a place in Woodland Hills, Tonino's. | ||
| They shit in the mouth of Domino's. | ||
| You watch your fucking American mouth. | ||
| They open Domino's mouth up like, you know the crocodiles? | ||
| And the crocodiles are biting cartoon characters and they're holding the mouth up. | ||
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They're holding the mouth? | |
| That's what they do to Domino's. | ||
|
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Like Splash Mountain? | |
| And they just shit in the mouth of Domino's. | ||
| Just like, ahhh! | ||
| What kind of pizza? | ||
| Is it thin crust? | ||
| Thin crust. | ||
| Thin crust. | ||
| You're fucking right it is. | ||
| So good. | ||
| Oh, I love the Domino's guy. | ||
| Boing! | ||
| The Noid. | ||
| Noid, yeah, yeah. | ||
| He's not around anymore? | ||
| Nah, he's too fucking crazy. | ||
| Avoid the Noid. | ||
| He looks like Charles Manson's girl. | ||
| Why was he around? | ||
| What was the deal with the Noid? | ||
| They were trying to probably market the kids back in the 80s. | ||
| He had a video game, too. | ||
| Yeah, and then they brought out a game. | ||
| I had a Stuff Noid when I was a kid. | ||
| I was like a 7-Up character too, remember? | ||
| Like Spot? | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Dough and sugar. | ||
| I mean, that's what it is. | ||
| Dough and sugar and cheese. | ||
| I don't give a fuck what it is. | ||
| It's so delicious. | ||
| A fresh Domino's pizza? | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| What's your favorite pizza combination? | ||
| I go, again, the extra robust tomato sauce, cheese, pepperoni, jalapenos, tomatoes, I think. | ||
| Oh, and mushrooms. | ||
| I have three favorite combinations. | ||
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Oh, let me hear it. | |
| My mouth is watering so bad, bro. | ||
| Wait, where do you get it from, though? | ||
| Different pizza places. | ||
| But just in general? | ||
| Tinino's is really good. | ||
| Just in general. | ||
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Okay. | |
| The classic for me is pepperonis with mushrooms. | ||
| I like a good pepperoni mushroom too, bro. | ||
| Good pepperoni and mushrooms. | ||
| Some pizza, I like a fucking flat cheese pizza. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| Like a goddamn American. | ||
| A nice cheese pizza. | ||
| But I can't have... | ||
| I need some sauce. | ||
| I need some sauce. | ||
| Here's why I deviate. | ||
| Double pineapple, double anchovy. | ||
| You lost me on the anchovy, but I fucks with the pineapple. | ||
| Pineapple and anchovy pizza is fucking delicious. | ||
| Sweet and salty? | ||
| Sweet and salty with the cheese. | ||
| The sauce is oozing. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| Double... | ||
| I'd have to get them to read it back to me. | ||
| They're like, you sure you want... | ||
| Are you trying to shit your pants, sir? | ||
| Did you say double pineapple, double anchovy? | ||
| I'm like, motherfucker. | ||
| That's exactly what I said. | ||
| Double pineapple, double anchovy. | ||
| I want four Diet Cokes. | ||
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Yes! | |
| It's so unhealthy, but so goddamn good. | ||
| But if you're watching a movie or something like that, like Guardians of the Galaxy 2 or something like that, you get a double pineapple. | ||
| Look at that! | ||
| That motherfucker right there! | ||
| No, that's deep dish, son. | ||
| Yeah, that's a casserole. | ||
| Fuck your deep dish. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's more of a casserole. | ||
| I don't think that's deep dish. | ||
| It looks deep from Angle. | ||
| Double pineapple, double anchovy. | ||
| Yeah, that's a casserole. | ||
| I like a nice margarita pizza too if it's done right. | ||
| A good margarita pizza? | ||
| Dude, I had pizza in Italy. | ||
| First of all, the bread is different. | ||
| They have heirloom wheat. | ||
| Their wheat is older wheat. | ||
| It's wheat like our wheat used to be before we started fucking with it to make it more durable, to make it survive pesticides, to make it last longer, and to give more yield. | ||
| Like if you have an acre of land and you grow this heirloom wheat, you'll have a smaller yield than you have an acre of our new- So better quality. | ||
| Yeah, it's sort of like the same thing when you see tomatoes in the store and they're big and they're fucking pale as shit. | ||
| They bounce. | ||
| Yeah, they bounce. | ||
| Whereas you get an heirloom tomato, they're only good for like a couple of days and then they start to rot. | ||
| But when you catch them and they're fresh, god damn, they're like a fruit. | ||
| They're delicious. | ||
| They're fantastic. | ||
| So it was the best pizza ever? | ||
| Phenomenal pizza, phenomenal pasta. | ||
| And you can buy the pasta. | ||
| See, the thing is, like, their pasta is available in the United States. | ||
| You gotta order it from, like, Amazon.com. | ||
| But I think it's called Double O Pasta or Double O Wheat. | ||
| Double O or Double Zero. | ||
| And it's from Italy? | ||
| Yes, it's from Italy. | ||
| And it tastes different while you're eating it. | ||
| It goes down easier. | ||
| They make tortellinis? | ||
| Yeah, they make everything. | ||
| God, my mouth is fucking water. | ||
| Maybe it's double zero? | ||
| It looks like double zeros. | ||
| Oh, it could be. | ||
| Well, a lot of people use zero in terms of... | ||
| You like a fettuccine Alfredo? | ||
| I don't fuck with that stuff. | ||
| I like red sauce. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| I'm not a white sauce guy. | ||
| I think it's like white people food. | ||
| It's like mayonnaise. | ||
| Double zero. | ||
| Yeah, double zero pasta. | ||
| Typically milled in Italy, where millers grade their flour using a zero rating. | ||
| A single zero flour is quite coarse in texture, like a powderly semonella, whereas triple zero is much finer like cornstarch, but everyday flour is usually classified as double zero. | ||
| Man, double zero spaghetti is the shit. | ||
| It was so good, man. | ||
| But just this one company that I bought it for, goddammit. | ||
| Do you make it at home? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Your wife makes it? | ||
| I make it too. | ||
| I cook. | ||
| I know how to cook, bro. | ||
| I can boil water. | ||
| Bored. | ||
| But then what kind of red sauce are you using? | ||
| I use Uncle Steve's. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Agent Zero or Uncle Steve's. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| I'll find out right now. | ||
| My mouth is whining like a motherfucker. | ||
| King Arthur? | ||
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No. | |
| Hmm? | ||
| I'll tell you what. | ||
| Everyone says New York pizza, Chicago pizza, LA pizza, Juista, or you get Jelena takeaway pizza. | ||
| Some of the best in the world. | ||
| Abbott Kenny pizza. | ||
| Abbott pizza. | ||
| I've been looking for good pizza. | ||
| You're looking for good pizza? | ||
| I mean, I'm in the middle. | ||
| I'm not on the west side. | ||
| Bro, well, I don't know around here. | ||
| Hollywood area. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Pizza down there. | ||
| Joey Diaz does. | ||
| He's telling me someplace. | ||
| But I'm telling you, man. | ||
| Juice does pizza. | ||
| This margarita pizza, knock your dick in the dirt. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Where's that? | ||
| That's right off Gold's Gym there in Venice. | ||
| Right off Rose, kind of. | ||
| It's almost like a daily atmosphere. | ||
| Shit is delicious. | ||
| Damn, dude. | ||
| I know my pizza. | ||
| You just made me so hungry, man. | ||
| My friend Steve Sharippa, he's been on the podcast before. | ||
| He's the one that owns Uncle Steve's. | ||
| It's all organic. | ||
| Him and his wife created it and make it themselves. | ||
| It's the best pasta sauce I've ever had. | ||
| But they have a spicy pasta, like an aria bata. | ||
| Ooh, I like it spicy. | ||
| You gotta be careful with their spicy. | ||
| They're spicy. | ||
| They are not fucked up. | ||
| Oh, it's like real Italian spice? | ||
| It's got a kick to it. | ||
| Like, woo! | ||
| Like, if you like a spicy sauce, I love it. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| It's got a kick, but it's all organic, super healthy, really good, delicious. | ||
| How hard is it to get? | ||
| Is it exhausting to get, or is it easy? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He brought me in a gang of it. | ||
| He gave me, like, two cases of it. | ||
| But I think you can buy it online. | ||
| You ever try making your own pizza at home? | ||
| Fucking nightmare. | ||
| Yeah, no fucking nightmare. | ||
| It tastes like shit, too. | ||
| I always like when I see people get a pizza oven in their backyard. | ||
| I'm like, that's something you're going to use three times. | ||
| Complete waste of time. | ||
| Ever? | ||
| Complete waste of time. | ||
| It's like when you see someone who doesn't work out. | ||
| Well, I figured if I buy this treadmill. | ||
| No. | ||
| Nah, silly bitch. | ||
| You're not going to use that treadmill. | ||
| It's not the equipment. | ||
| It's your attitude. | ||
| You're never going to do it. | ||
| You're not a pizza maker, bro. | ||
| No, you're not a pizza man. | ||
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You're not Chef Boyardee, are you? | |
| Let's wrap this up. | ||
| Let's go get some fucking pizza. | ||
| Let's get some pizza. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| From Domino's. | ||
| See you folks. | ||
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Bye. |
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