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Joe Rogan Experience #1001 - Mike Baker
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joe rogan
struggle all right ladies and gentlemen we're live The president's now blind.
He's been staring at the sun all day, trying to see the eclipse.
There's photos of it.
Mike Baker, help us out.
What are we doing, man?
mike baker
Well, I'm telling you, that's probably, again, it's an indication that they don't have a lot of discipline in that communications department of the White House.
No one got him the message.
Don't, sir, sir, don't.
Don't look at the sun.
joe rogan
Not only that, definitely don't look at the sun while people are looking at you.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
Jesus Christ, the whole world is going to mock you.
mike baker
Don't you know that everybody knows this since they were a kid, right?
Even if you've never been involved in an eclipse, every kid knows don't look at the sun.
It's the one thing that every child learns somehow.
joe rogan
You know what I tried to do, though?
I'm a fucking idiot.
I took two dark sunglasses.
I put them on top of each other.
mike baker
That'll work.
joe rogan
I put one pair, and then I put another pair over them.
It doesn't work, folks.
mike baker
Yeah, but it looks good.
It does look good.
joe rogan
I only looked for a second, and I went, oh, okay, this doesn't work.
But you know where I could look at it?
I could look at it through my pool, like the reflection in the pool.
Can you see the eclipse?
Oh, sure, yeah.
mike baker
There you go.
joe rogan
But it never really got fully dark here.
You know, we're too low.
mike baker
Yeah, I just came down from Idaho.
I was up there in the mountains over the past few days, and it was just hippies coming in from left and right, and the entire state just overrun with hippies.
I mean, they're parking in people's ranches.
They're just driving up on fields that have just been planted.
It's the weirdest shit.
It's like they don't even think.
But they came out, hey, God bless them.
I don't know that I was intellectually curious enough to really worry about the eclipse.
joe rogan
There's a balance.
And you know what?
I think a lot of intellectual curiosity is great, and a lot of hippie values are great, but then you go too far into the hippie retard gene pool, and you get these dopey hippies that are hippies that, you know, they're the worst kind of hippies.
The hippies that don't really want to do any work, but they want universal basic income.
They want all these, hey man, these one percenters, they have plenty of money, so the new one should have to work ever.
mike baker
They just passed a tax up in Seattle that's probably going to get struck down, but it basically was up in Seattle.
Well, God bless them up there.
They've decided that they're going to go against the state charter, which says you can't have a tax, an income tax, and they've gone ahead and done it for the, I think it's for the top...
2% or something like that.
joe rogan
Oh, only tax them.
mike baker
Yeah, only tax them.
joe rogan
Only tax the people who are doing something.
mike baker
Right, because, you know, you got to make this thing more equitable.
joe rogan
That's hilarious.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
That's really funny.
Well, what's interesting is that's the whole reason why a lot of companies like Amazon and Microsoft, that's the reason why they've located to Seattle, you fucking dummies.
And they're going to pull out, and then you wouldn't have any jobs, and then you'd be poor.
mike baker
But you know what?
Somebody's going to pay for that.
We came from...
We moved out from Fairfield County, from New Canaan, Connecticut, when we moved out to Idaho, which was the world's greatest move.
joe rogan
Oh, it's the best move of all time.
Connecticut sucks.
I say it over and over again.
mike baker
Connecticut sucks.
Sorry, folks.
Yeah, but they know it, right?
The people in Connecticut know it.
joe rogan
You're good people, but you live in a sucky spot.
mike baker
And their plan, the plan of the governor and the rest of the crew there is...
When you need more money, tax Fairfield County, which is home to New Canaan and Greenwich and Darien and Stanford.
The people that work in the city or the people that are working in finance.
And now what they've had over the past three or four years, ever since the governor's been running the shop, is people moving out.
I mean, GE moved out.
General Electric, the entire operation with General Electric said, went to the state and said, I know people are thinking, why are we talking about this?
But they went to the state house and they said, you can't keep doing this.
You can't keep jacking it up on us to pay for everything.
We're happy to pay, and we are, paying our fair share.
So they did that.
General Electric said, we're going to move.
The state didn't believe them.
They've all relocated to Boston.
They've got, who else is moving?
Aetna, I think, the large insurance company.
You know, now, Connecticut's known as sort of the insurance capital, right?
They're leaving.
Hedge funds, private equity groups, moving down to Florida.
And again, great, pay your fair share, but at a certain point...
Everybody's got to contribute something, right?
You can't just say, that's what you're going to do.
And I'm not in the 1%.
I wish I was.
It used to be when you were a kid, you wanted to be rich, right?
Now, you know, I don't know what people want.
joe rogan
You want to be in the middle.
You want to be comfortable.
That's where you want to be.
mike baker
You want to be comfortable.
I don't know.
I always thought it'd be pretty cool to be wealthy.
And I think I'd be pretty good at it.
joe rogan
My friend Brian Callen said it best once, and it stuck with me forever.
He said, you know what you want to be?
You want to be to the point where you don't have to worry about your bills, and you can go to a restaurant and not worry about what you order.
He goes, everything other than that is bullshit.
mike baker
And that's a good point, I guess, because you take that stress out of your life, and then, well, I guess you're going to...
Worry about something else.
joe rogan
Well people find extra stress.
They'll find stress.
I mean like look at these assholes that buy these 500 million dollar yachts.
It's like they just realize like I don't have enough problems in my life.
I need to buy a fucking floating city.
mike baker
And then I gotta hire a crew of a hundred to work on.
unidentified
Who hate me.
joe rogan
Who talk shit about me every time I turn my back.
I mean I want to fuck my wife.
mike baker
Damn it!
I'm gonna get in line.
Is the bosun's mate finished?
Bosun's mate.
I don't know if I came up with bosun's mate.
joe rogan
Is that a real thing?
mike baker
I think it is, yeah.
I think there is such a thing as a bosun's mate.
joe rogan
There's always this ebb and flow, right?
I mean, the people that have accumulated too much wealth, especially when it comes to hedge fund people and finance people, it's like, what are you actually doing?
mike baker
Right.
joe rogan
And you're using that money to influence policy, and that policy allows you to extract more money from the system, and it gets real slippery because occasionally you guys fuck up and it crashes the whole economy.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
That kind of money is very creepy.
But when you're talking about someone who's developed a legitimate product, they sell it and they're successful, they work hard, they've made something, They're building a business.
mike baker
Exactly.
They're hiring people.
There's a balance.
For sale up in the Hamptons now.
There's a house for $175 million.
joe rogan
Seems logical.
mike baker
Yeah.
$175 million.
But you know what?
It's on the beach.
It's got waterfront to it.
So I guess that explains the price tag.
joe rogan
But here's the thing about that waterfront.
Anybody can walk in front of your house.
mike baker
Yeah, that's true.
joe rogan
That's a huge problem in Malibu.
There's this couple that I'm friends with, and their sons surf, and they live in Malibu.
They have a house in Malibu, and they were surfing in the water in front of this house.
This guy comes out and yells and screams at him, you know, get the fuck off the beach, because, you know, he has this $10 million house right there on the beach.
And they're like, what are you talking about?
Like, we live right over there, you piece of shit.
And like, not only that, anybody can be on this beach.
This is the ocean, you cunt.
Yeah.
You don't own the ocean.
mike baker
You don't see any private beach signs up in...
And for the most part, that's true.
I think this actually has some private beach frontage, which again...
So, the $175 million seems somewhat reasonable.
joe rogan
The Hamptons' most expensive home.
There it is, right there.
$175 million.
unidentified
Whoa!
joe rogan
He's got a lake.
He's got a lake, and then further past the lake...
Wow, they all have lakes.
Yeah.
What is that?
unidentified
Look at that.
joe rogan
Is that fresh water or brackish water?
mike baker
That must be brackish water, right?
I guess.
joe rogan
I guess.
That'd be pretty badass, though, to fish in your front yard like that.
mike baker
I wonder if the kitchen appliances convey...
joe rogan
How big is this house?
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
Is that...
Wait a minute.
That overhead view was the entire property?
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
joe rogan
Baller.
You know what, though?
Here's the thing.
mike baker
But look at that picture, though.
Does that look like $175 million in your mind?
I mean, you think the whole fucking thing should be plated in gold.
joe rogan
42 acres.
unidentified
Jesus.
mike baker
Wow, okay, there you go.
That's what it is.
joe rogan
Yeah.
mike baker
Oh, the Ford family.
unidentified
Oh.
joe rogan
Yes, the car company.
Hashtag ballin' on Mustangs.
mike baker
I think you're right.
If you get to that point where you can entertain the idea of maybe I'll put 10% down and then I'll take the rest in a mortgage, then yeah, you've probably got too much money.
joe rogan
It reminds me of that scene in The Big Lebowski when you meet the other Lebowski and he's in the wheelchair and his wife's offering to suck dudes dicks for a thousand bucks.
You know, it's like, that's the kind of shit that happens.
You get a trophy wife, you buy yourself a mansion, and your days are just filled with stress.
mike baker
That's such a great movie.
joe rogan
It's a great movie.
mike baker
Oh, God.
joe rogan
I used to use that movie to judge whether or not I enjoyed people's opinions.
mike baker
Really?
joe rogan
Yeah.
Tell me what you think about The Big Lebowski.
unidentified
Oh, it's fucking stupid.
joe rogan
I didn't get it.
Oh, okay.
mike baker
I've talked to a lot of people.
They said, I couldn't make it through the first hour.
I'm thinking, fuck.
How do you not find this funny?
Geez, I let my kids watch it.
I mean, admittedly, the two youngest walked away, but the older one, hey, you know.
So anyway, yeah, I'm taking him fishing tomorrow morning.
We're off to Alaska in the morning.
joe rogan
Oh, salmon or halibut?
mike baker
Salmon.
joe rogan
Nice.
mike baker
And if the salmon aren't, you know, interested in us, we'll go after some halibut.
joe rogan
This is a silver salmon season right now, right?
unidentified
King.
joe rogan
Oh, king.
So you're on the open water?
Is that where you guys are going?
unidentified
Yeah.
mike baker
Well, yeah, we're going up to Ketchikan, which is a really interesting place by itself.
And then we're going to take a plane out of there about 45 minutes outside of there to a little place called Yes Bay.
And they have a really good operation up there.
And you spend a lot of time, to be honest with you, if the fish aren't biting, then we just go hiking.
I'm going to take my boy.
This will be the first time for him to go up there.
And it's going to be great.
But I've just now emptied The freezer of salmon and halibut and rockfish from the last trip.
So it's time to stock up again, but it's just a great time of year.
joe rogan
Isn't that a great thing to have fish that you caught in your freezer that you can go back to that you know was only like an hour old by the time you threw it on the ice?
mike baker
Yeah, it's fantastic.
And just also just getting up there.
If people haven't been up to Alaska, get up there and see it before it melts.
I don't know why I said that.
joe rogan
I think it's going to be fine.
mike baker
That's depressing.
It'll be fine.
Are you worried about it?
You know what?
Not in the sense that, oh my God, if I don't quit driving my Wagoneer, the glaciers are going to all melt away.
I'm sure we have some impact.
It's like everything else, right?
The truth is in the middle somewhere.
joe rogan
Right.
mike baker
So I'm sure we should all do our part.
But do I think we're all going to, you know, the polar bears are dying off tomorrow?
No, but...
I don't know.
God bless everybody with their ideas.
joe rogan
Yeah, there's definitely some issues with polar bears in areas that have less ice.
But apparently the polar bear population, this is something that I read about Canada, at least in Canada, the polar bear population is higher than it's been in years.
There's not a shortage of polar bears, but if you go over there to...
Like, they have hunts for polar bears.
Like, they pay people to take them on polar bear hunts, but then you can't bring the polar bear back to the United States.
Like, you can keep it in Canada.
You can...
Like, if you come from Europe and you want to hunt a polar bear, you can...
It's all very weird.
mike baker
Could you imagine trying to pack a polar bear back into the States?
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, no, I just shot that.
You can see what the reaction would be.
You know what?
I think it's...
Yeah, everybody should do their part, right?
There's no doubt about that.
You know, don't be a douche.
But the problem is, in part, it's like both sides, they latch onto one piece of information, right?
So like what you just said, you know, the polar bear population grow.
So, you know, one side will latch on and say, see, there's no such thing as climate change.
And the other side will find one piece of it, and they'll latch onto that, and then, okay.
And like I said, I'm a big believer that somewhere in the middle is where most of the truth sits.
I'm sure.
joe rogan
I mean, there's definitely polar bear problems higher north, right, in the ice caps.
I mean, I've seen some issues where they're talking about polar bears starving up there and the lack of ice contributing to starvation deaths.
mike baker
Yeah.
But it's, regardless, I'm looking forward to Alaska.
I think it's, regardless of what the hell happens to the polar bears, I'm going to have a good trip.
But I think it's a beautiful state.
People should get up there if they haven't been up there.
joe rogan
It's amazing.
Yeah.
It's one of the rare places that you could go to in America that is like real wilderness.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
That is a really wild place.
mike baker
And you can get...
Yeah, exactly.
And it doesn't take much to get up there.
I don't mean money.
I just mean it doesn't...
It's not the effort that people, I think, sometimes imagine it to be.
unidentified
Right.
mike baker
And, yeah, so it's a great trip.
Kids are really looking forward to it.
joe rogan
It's weird that it's the United States, isn't it?
When you look at the map, you're like, hey...
mike baker
You think about how it was put together.
That's a fascinating story.
What that's worth, people, that's another good interesting read, is how we cobbled this country together.
And sort of some of it was, you know, just incredible genius on the part of some folks.
Some of it was serendipity.
Some of it was, you know, short-sighted vision on the part of the Russians or the, you know, the French or...
joe rogan
Oh, they fucked up with Alaska.
The Russians fucked up.
Yeah.
What did they give that to us?
For like 50 bucks?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
It wasn't much money.
mike baker
It wasn't much, no.
I guess we got our money's worth out of that by now.
joe rogan
Yeah.
mike baker
But anyway, so yeah, we'll do that.
And I planned this trip.
Of course, their school starts tomorrow.
They're all three of them are in elementary school.
So their school starts tomorrow.
And I gave my kid the option.
I said, do you want to, you know, he starts in fifth grade.
I said, do you want to stay here so you don't miss the first few days of school?
And he looked at me like, What are you crazy?
Exactly.
He said, you're an idiot.
I mean, that's what his eyes said.
He didn't say that to me.
joe rogan
How old is he?
mike baker
He's just turned 10. He's going to learn more in the woods.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
joe rogan
For a couple of days.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
Have a good time.
Have a wonderful experience.
mike baker
And the grizzlies are out because, of course, the grizzlies are out looking for the salmon.
I mean, and it's just fantastic.
joe rogan
You know, they say that's the safest time to be around them.
It's when there's salmon out.
mike baker
Yeah, they're just fat and happy.
They don't bother you.
Yeah.
And so, you know, now if something happens to my 10-year-old and my wife said it's going to be my fault, it's on my head.
And I can't blame her.
That would be true.
joe rogan
Do you pack when you're out there?
Are you packing a sidearm?
mike baker
No.
No, we don't.
Because when we go up there, and we're going up with, what, about a dozen other guys.
joe rogan
And they pack?
mike baker
And they do.
The lodge does.
We stay in a small little sort of...
You know, I say lodge.
It's a wonderful place, family-owned.
It's not a fancy place at all.
But it's a great little spot, and they do a great job.
The guides are fantastic.
So we'll have a good time.
But, yeah, we don't take anything with us.
I mean, it's just...
joe rogan
Yeah, no, that makes sense.
As long as the people up there...
I mean, you probably won't need anything as long as the bears have fish.
They really have no...
There's an area that we've shown this video before of this enormous grizzly that gets right next to this guy who's sitting there photographing these bears eating fish out of the river.
And the bear literally couldn't give a fuck about him.
Just looks at him and just sort of wanders off.
And there's actually a statistic that no one has ever died in this area.
No person's ever been attacked or killed in this one area just because it's just overrun with salmon.
mike baker
They're so preoccupied this time of year.
But it's also, you know, you talk about how things change around the planet and the salmon runs are, you know, really being impacted right now by a variety of reasons.
You know, it's not just one thing.
But, so, anyway.
But that'll be good.
And I know that everybody was really keen to hear about my upcoming trip.
unidentified
So, there you go.
joe rogan
Well, you know, I mean, it is interesting to hear people's take on the climate issue, because there's hard left and hard right.
Hard right is, it's a cycle, it's always happening this way, and you're impeding business.
Hard left is, we're all gonna die.
And then Miami's gonna drown.
I mean, and Al Gore had already predicted in that movie, An Inconvenient Truth, that we were gonna be covered in water in 2014. Wasn't it 2014 they were predicting that the ocean levels were going to rise to the point where we're going to have to start evacuating some of the coastal cities?
mike baker
That's right.
He missed that one just by a little bit.
unidentified
A little bit!
mike baker
Yeah.
But it came out with another movie.
12 people saw that.
joe rogan
More inconvenient truth.
mike baker
Yeah.
And nobody has watched it, I don't think.
joe rogan
Did you see Bill Nye when he was on Tucker Carlson's show?
mike baker
No.
joe rogan
It was very interesting.
It was very interesting.
Because Bill Nye, who's not really a scientist...
mike baker
What is he?
He's an engineer.
joe rogan
He's an engineer, that's right.
He's discipline-based, you have to be smart, but he calls himself Bill Nye the science guy.
By the way, he has an undergrad degree.
He doesn't even have a PhD or anything.
Hey, I got one of those.
And they were talking about climate change, and Tucker Carlson said, I'm willing to absolutely believe that people have an impact on climate change.
He goes, but can you tell me how much?
And then Bill Nye kind of got flustered, and he got a little confrontational, a little defensive.
It was really kind of interesting, because Tucker kept pestering on him.
We're talking about science, so I would like you to tell me, how much of an impact have people had?
What are the numbers?
mike baker
Is it a narrow range?
Can you give me a narrow range?
Is that nothing?
joe rogan
It's just, what he does is he publicizes science for his own personal benefit.
He has that terrible show on Netflix, Bill Nye Saves the World.
Bitch, you're not saving shit, okay?
You can't call your show Bill Nye Saves the Fucking World.
You're not saving the world with this crazy goddamn song about gender.
mike baker
And he has, oh my god, yeah.
joe rogan
Do you see that thing?
mike baker
That was stunning.
joe rogan
What in the, who the fuck greenlit that?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like, I love Netflix, but hey, a little quality control is not a bad thing.
We just have somebody on set to go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What in the fuck is this?
mike baker
Like a censor, like in that movie Good Morning Vietnam.
Somebody that sits there and reads through his material before he does it.
No, I saw that.
Clearly, they don't have anybody who has to approve his content.
joe rogan
But that just shows you where his mind's at, that he's willing to say yes to that.
That's someone who wants to acquiesce with no uncertain terms to the left.
Meanwhile, he had a television show out years ago where he was describing gender, and he was basically saying there's two genders, and it's about X and Y chromosome.
I mean, which is what everybody's been told in science and biology class.
Then he has this show just a few years later, where now the tide has turned politically, where this is such a weird subject about gender and sexual identity and gender identity.
And so he's got these songs about, you know, like, what?
That lady singing that song, like, hey, this is fucking terrible!
Like, all you're doing is just, like, the same thing as President Trump staring at the sun.
All you're doing is setting yourself up for ruthless criticism that's going to diminish any potential legitimate point that you actually have.
mike baker
But, I will say this, I don't think he really got pilloried for it, right?
I mean, nobody really...
I mean, there was some...
joe rogan
On mine?
mike baker
Yeah, I think some people made fun of him, but I think Bill Nye, for the most part, he knows that's a very comfortable place for him to do, or for a lot of people.
If they say, look, I just want to get the adulation of the left, of the far left.
unidentified
Yeah.
mike baker
Yeah.
Then fine.
I mean, that's what you want to do.
Do it.
But you see people that kind of shift their position and are happy to be there because they know they're going to be coddled.
And so I get why he does it because it's a base of it's an audience that he knows is going to stick with him as long as he says the right things.
joe rogan
Yeah.
mike baker
And apparently he doesn't really give a shit about science.
So he's happy to say anything.
unidentified
Why?
joe rogan
I think he does give a shit about science, but I think he gives a shit more about people liking him and fitting in with this crowd of people.
There's a weird thing that's going on in science, and there's nothing...
Look, science is fantastic.
It's critical for our civilization.
I'm not a science criticizer, but there's a weird thing about people that are a part of science, where their own egos and their own need for Positive affirmation sort of supersede any critical thinking.
So there's certain subjects that cannot be discussed.
There's certain things that, like, they're almost like, it's almost like science religion.
You know, so there's certain subjects that aren't even open to scrutiny.
mike baker
Well, I think that's right, and I think part of it is also we have gotten to a point where you can't And I don't know how you walk it back, but you can't have conflicting ideas in the same statement or the same sentence.
And things conflict all the time, right?
And you can have truths that collide with each other and don't necessarily make sense.
But it seems as if now everything has to be in absolutes, and whether it's climate change.
So you can't say, you know, if you just have this...
Middle-of-the-road discussion where you say, well, look, of course, humans, I'm sure, have some impact.
I don't know what that is.
And this is a problem, and we do have to do our part, and we do have to work to try to be the best we can be.
But that's not good enough.
You've got to be sort of totalitarian about the whole issue.
And it's not just that.
Any argument, it just seems as if...
And it's not just the millennials.
I'm not one to beat on the young kids or the generation of whatever we want to call them nowadays, because I know a lot of good kids that are out there that are working hard or they're in the military, and it's a fantastic group of folks.
So I think we're just fine in that regard.
But there does seem to be something about each successive generation, and we've gotten now to a point where people have a hard time processing this dissenting opinion idea.
And that starts to shut down Debate and it starts to shut down the the idea that you can have a discussion about science where you have You know these conflicting ideas and how do you how do you resolve them?
joe rogan
That used to be the whole concept about science is that test theories and come up with what works and Anyway, I think it's because we're attaching egos and personalities and virtue signaling to to the actual hard data itself But here's here's the thing that we should all be concerned with Pollution.
We should all be concerned with human waste.
We should all be concerned with the damage that we're doing to our water, the damage that we're doing to the environment.
There's a host of different things that human beings are involved in that are creating irreparable harm to the environment.
We should absolutely be concerned with that.
But what's weird is that you hardly ever hear about that.
You hardly ever hear about doing something to curb the plastic in the ocean, doing something to eliminate some of the sewage waste that goes into the ocean.
There's a ton of different things that we're doing that are huge issues.
But instead, you hear about climate change, and it becomes this ideological left versus right battle, which is very weird to me.
And I understand that climate change is a real issue, and if the ocean water continues to rise, coastal cities really are fucked, and if the temperature does rise, we really might have to migrate to better climates.
There's a lot of other shit going on that seems to get ignored during this process.
mike baker
Well, interestingly, I'm old enough to remember when plastics...
That was an issue, right?
Plastic bags or keeping the oceans clean or don't be a little bugger.
It was more of a...
It was things that you could accomplish.
It was things that you could do, the community could do.
So you would have these community drives to pick up trash or to not use plastic bags or to whatever it is.
And it was stuff that you could do and you could see some results and you felt good about it.
And, you know, who knows?
Maybe we've gone past that now.
And so now that's not good enough because, you know, now we've got to save the planet.
Well, you save the planet these little steps at a time, right?
If every community says, you know, I'm sorry, I can't do anything about the polar bears, so fuck it.
I'm just going to worry about myself.
But if you bring it back down to those little things, like you were, you know, maybe implying, then...
I think we're better off, right?
And eventually you do make a difference.
But if all you do is talk about climate change and save the planet, people just get overwhelmed.
It's like a lot of other things in life, and you just think, fuck it, I'm just gonna focus on other shit.
joe rogan
But it's just so strange that climate change has become this weird ideological debate between the left and the right.
And when it comes to plastic, there's a solution that's been around for years for plastic.
There's biodegradable hemp plastic.
It's existed for a long time.
If they just legalized hemp farming nationwide, federally, let people grow hemp in mass quantities, you could turn that into plastic.
You would never have to worry about water bottles again.
You would never have to worry about garbage bags.
You would never have to worry about anything, because it would all be plant-based plastic, which is real, biodegradable.
You put it in the ground, it becomes dirt.
There's nothing wrong with it.
mike baker
So what's the holdup?
joe rogan
Well, federally, hemp has been illegal since the 1930s.
That's what it is.
I mean, and all that goes back to William Randolph Hearst conning people into making it illegal so he didn't have to switch over his paper mills from wood.
mike baker
That son of a bitch.
joe rogan
That son of a bitch.
mike baker
Yeah.
Hearst.
That's right.
I forgot.
joe rogan
He's the guy who did that.
mike baker
Yeah.
Wow.
joe rogan
It's amazing.
Him and Harry Anslinger, and what they did is they organized an actual campaign against hemp as a commodity by demonizing this thing that they called marijuana, which wasn't even the name of cannabis at the time.
Marijuana was a name for a wild Mexican tobacco.
They applied that name to cannabis to say that there's this new drug that's making Mexicans and blacks rape white women.
You know, he was a piece of shit, that William Randolph Hearst.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
And he printed all these articles in his papers, and they made Reefer Madness and all that stuff, all those movies that they made back in the day.
mike baker
Have you ever seen Reefer Madness?
joe rogan
Oh, it's wonderful.
mike baker
It's great.
unidentified
It's another good movie.
joe rogan
It makes me want to get high.
mike baker
Yeah.
And then, of course, they made Citizen Kane, and that turned Hearst into a household name.
You know, a relatively benign character.
Yeah, Orson Welles.
joe rogan
I wonder what he did to Orson Welles.
He must have fucked with him a little bit, don't you think?
mike baker
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Interesting.
When did that movie come out?
Citizen Kane came out in...
joe rogan
Long time ago.
mike baker
Yeah, people are like, why are they talking about Citizen Kane?
joe rogan
I want to say it was the 50s.
mike baker
Oh, it was earlier than that, I think.
unidentified
Was it?
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
Was it?
unidentified
1941. RKO. RKO. Pictures.
joe rogan
It's a great movie.
Still to this day, it's a great movie.
mike baker
I watched it on an airplane.
I couldn't believe it.
I was on an airplane not too long ago, and I was looking through the movies, saying, am I going to watch anything, or am I going to...
I don't know.
I did not.
And...
Citizen Kane was on, which was strange.
It was right there in the middle of all these typical Marvel and DC Comics movies that you would expect on a plane.
That's odd.
So I started watching it, and the dude next to me in the seat, next to me, kind of starts, you can tell when someone's watching your screen, right?
joe rogan
Right.
mike baker
Looking over there.
Finally, he taps me on the shoulder and he says, what are you watching?
And he was, you know, he was probably a couple years younger than me, but not much.
I said, I'm watching Citizen Kane.
Never heard of it.
Never heard of it.
Which I guess, no big deal.
Fine.
But, you know, Jerry Lewis died and people are probably saying, who's that?
joe rogan
He's like probably one of those dudes at the gym that talks too much.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
He's one of those guys that comes up to you while you're benching.
Hey, let me ask you a question.
Am I doing this right?
mike baker
Or even worse, they'll go, you should drop your shoulder a little bit when you do that.
joe rogan
Oh, those fucking guys.
mike baker
Because what you'll do is you'll stress that and then that'll be better for you and you'll...
Okay, thank you.
I love those guys.
joe rogan
They use big words.
Try to convince you they know what they're talking about.
So, speaking of Citizen Kane and Orson Welles and conspiracies, last night I re-watched the episode of Geraldo Rivera's Good Night, America, when they introduced the Zapruder, because you know Dick Gregory just died?
mike baker
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
They introduced this Zapruder film to the American public 13 years or 12 years, 12 years after Kennedy's assassination.
And then I went and read that paper, the articles that was printed a couple of weeks ago that you even tweeted about it, about the CIA questioning the official story of the JFK assassination.
mike baker
Yeah, that was interesting, wasn't it?
joe rogan
As a CIA guy, what do you think about that?
mike baker
Well, first of all, that Zapruder film, that's the most watched piece of film in history of film.
joe rogan
Is it really?
mike baker
Which is really interesting.
But, yeah, it was interesting that the, you know, as typical with a lot of these things, the headline doesn't necessarily actually match once you get into the body of the story, but the idea being that the agency...
had some concerns over the idea that perhaps Cuba was behind the assassination, or the Russians to some degree, or working more likely in a combination of the two.
Do I think that he could have taken that shot?
Yeah.
It was not...
I've been up in that book depository from that vantage point.
We did a story on the whole issue, the conspiracy theory, and what could have happened, and we tried to find some new witnesses.
Could he have made that shot?
Yeah, it was a straightforward effort for someone who had some training.
He wasn't the world's best shot, but he had sufficient training to make that shot.
No, that's separate from...
You know, his motivations and any potential support that he may have gotten during the course of that.
And, you know, I think that he, in his mind, he genuinely felt that this was going to get him into the revolution, right?
That this was going to...he had had a very unhappy experience in Russia when he was over there living, came back, saw what was happening in Cuba, desperately wanted to be part of that, I took an unexplained trip down to Mexico, which could well have been in an effort to find somebody who could support his desire to take some sort of action, whether he had formed in his mind that's what he was going to do at the time or not.
So, you know, is there still a possibility that the Cubans, which the intel service there, would have had the file on him?
I mean, he was a very, very well-known quantity, obviously, by that time for the Russians.
The Russians were solely responsible for training up the Cuban intel service.
So there's a massive file on him, and they knew, you know, who they were dealing with.
They knew his weaknesses.
They knew his...
They knew his motivations.
They knew what to do in terms of trying to get leverageable information on him.
So I think that the jury's still out.
And I'm not a conspiracy guy, but I think there's enough there that says, you know, yes, it's kind of like what we're talking about with climate change.
I believe this, but this also could be true.
So I think he could have taken that shot, for sure, and succeeded.
I think it's also possible that he may have had the encouragement of, in particular, the Cuban intel service through the Russians.
Because at that time, in particular, the Cubans didn't do anything without the Russians' support, blessings, and direction.
So that is entirely possible.
Do I think that there were a variety of other things at play?
Did they help him get the weapon?
Was there actual logistical support in there?
I don't think so, but maybe.
It's a fascinating thing.
And again, nobody wants to think that something that...
Impactful could have been just one guy who, you know, had a dream about being a hero of the revolution.
It's such an awful thing to think about.
You want something bigger.
You want something more behind it.
I will say the one thing that I think there was something else to was the MLK issue of Martin Luther King assassination.
joe rogan
Well, let's get to that for sure.
But here's the thing about the Lee Harvey Oswald assassination.
You know, a lot of people think that there was people in the grassy knoll and that they shot at the president and there was more than one shooter.
That's possible, too.
And here's the other problem with people saying that Oswald could have never made that shot.
Of course he could have.
100% he could have.
Is it likely?
Listen, people throw three-point shots that have no fucking business on a basketball court and they hit nothing but net.
It happens all the time.
It doesn't mean it's not likely that a guy could get off three shots that quick, but it is possible.
mike baker
There was more time in there than they originally thought.
There's some misinformation out there about how condensed that time frame was, and now after they've...
You know, the researchers seemed to work fairly well.
The time frame extended a little bit, but he had, more importantly, he worked up there.
So he had the opportunity to recce that site, right?
So he, it was like he was sitting in a blind waiting and figuring out, you know, what am I going to be doing here?
And that's a tremendous advantage.
And clear daylight, targets moving right in line with you, there's no wind.
joe rogan
Not only that, it's not that far a shot.
mike baker
No, it's not.
joe rogan
It's not like everybody thinks it's like a half mile away or something like that.
I mean, how far was it?
Was it 150 yards or something like that?
mike baker
Yeah, I'd have to go back and it's been a while now.
unidentified
Let's find out.
mike baker
But I've stood on that spot where the limo was and looked up at the sight.
I stood up there and looked down and it's not that far.
joe rogan
It's a total makeable shot on a deer.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like if you were going to shoot a deer with a rifle, you'd be like, oh yeah, that's definitely in my effective range.
mike baker
Yeah, no, there was no...
joe rogan
How far is it?
There we go.
265 feet, 81 meters.
That ain't shit.
That's a bow shot.
You could shoot an animal with a bow from 80 meters if you're really good and there's no wind.
So that's a really close shot.
So the idea that he couldn't make that shot, he's a bad shot, that is so fucking stupid.
He absolutely could make that shot.
Anybody could make that shot from 81 meters.
That's nothing.
mike baker
We looked at the grassy knoll issue.
We looked at what the train yard engineer reported seeing with a sort of a puff of smoke that he thought he saw over by the fence line.
And we looked and we thought, yeah, you could, you know, from that position, they opened that place up and we were able to go back up there and you could see it.
We ran a couple of tests and fired off a few shots and that's always fun.
If you want to have a good time, take a rifle to Dealey Plaza and fire off a few shots without the tourists knowing what the hell is happening.
And the Dallas police, by the way, were tremendous during the course of that.
joe rogan
Why did you guys do this?
mike baker
We did this a while back for a show called America Declassified, which isn't running anymore, but it was on Travel Channel.
joe rogan
Jesse Ventura did that.
He went up there with a Manlinker Carcano, same rifle, and he was like, this is an impossible shot!
No one could make this shot!
It can't be done!
I love Jesse.
I think he's awesome, but I'm like...
He wants everything to be a conspiracy.
Right, right, right.
He's significantly on that side to the point where he's leaning always towards a conspiracy.
mike baker
What you want to do is you want to do every investigation.
This company that I've got, we do a lot of investigations.
You've got to build, just like with a homicide case or anything else, you've got to build it on stable ground, right?
So you have to start from, you know, the very basics.
Because if you start building ideas and investigative inquiries on something that's not sturdy underneath it, you know, not based on evidence and fact, then you got a problem.
The whole thing becomes suspect and usually comes toppling down.
So, you know, you got to keep an open mind about all these things.
And I think it's important.
Right now, people are going, oh, Well, I'm sure that agency, the CIA, was involved, so I'm a terrible source of information.
I've heard that before.
I said, you can't talk credibly about this because, you know, the CIA was involved.
joe rogan
But here's the thing.
If the CIA was involved, it's not you.
mike baker
You weren't there in 1962. Last time I checked, I was not there in 1962. And also, I will tell you this much.
joe rogan
Or was it 63?
mike baker
It was 63. If the agency had been involved, this is the honest to God's truth, there's no way that secret is still kept.
People can't keep their yap shut.
They can't.
And secrets have a way of coming out, and certainly a lot quicker now than they used to.
joe rogan
Now, but the secrets then, I mean, we're talking about so long ago.
We're talking about more than 50 years ago.
What would get out?
mike baker
It's like the D.B. Cooper issue.
My biggest reason for believing D.B. Cooper died and his chute is hanging up a tree, and that's a vast wilderness up there, is that people can't help themselves.
At some point, people talk, or somebody talks, somebody associated with it, or somebody nearby, or somebody involved, or somebody on their deathbed, or somebody says something they shouldn't have.
It's, you know, the idea that they've maintained this sort of secret over a period of time, I find hard to believe.
I'm not discounting it entirely.
Again, you've got to leave a little space open for something that could be just amazing.
But, you know, anyway, so that's...
That was that.
But yeah, I agree.
That shot was not a tough shot.
joe rogan
81 meters ain't shit.
That's nothing.
mike baker
And particularly in those conditions.
And I will say, those conditions were ideal, unfortunately, for that event.
joe rogan
But people are like, there's a video of me shooting a fucking hard drive at 100 yards.
A hard drive.
mike baker
You must have hated that hard drive.
joe rogan
On the edge.
Well, we were just getting rid of some hard drives.
We thought it'd be fun to take it to the rifle range.
So I take it to the rifle, and obviously we're dealing with modern rifles.
They're probably more accurate.
But I'm shooting something that's basically two inches high, laying it down on the ground at 100 yards and blowing it to smithereens.
That's how accurate a rifle is at 100 yards.
You're telling me he couldn't get a headshot at 81 meters?
That's crazy.
mike baker
Again, no wind.
joe rogan
Of course he could.
mike baker
Good light.
joe rogan
Did he, though?
unidentified
Did he?
mike baker
That's right.
unidentified
That's the question.
mike baker
We have some pretty good indications as to what he was thinking and obviously what his motivations were, and that's important.
joe rogan
Well, he definitely was in with the Russians.
He definitely was involved in a lot of weird shit with communism.
Who knows what his entire full background was because there was a lot of covert shit going on.
mike baker
And did he express a desire to do something like this to the Russians at some point?
And they thought, okay, well, here's an interesting opportunity.
Yeah, they would have sparked on that.
And they would have thought about it.
Would they have actually, no play on what's intended, but would they have pulled the trigger on an operation trying to push him into doing an act like this?
unidentified
Maybe.
mike baker
No, it's indirectly through the Cubans, exactly.
joe rogan
Especially if they thought, like, this crazy fuck might go ahead and do this for us.
And this is after the Bay of Pigs.
People have to realize there was a lot of people pissed off at Kennedy.
We lost a lot of people.
mike baker
Khrushchev hated Kennedy.
joe rogan
Well, that infamous video where he's banging his shoe down on the table, we will Yeah, no, it was...
mike baker
The environment was right for them.
And again, the Russians, it shouldn't be any surprise to anybody when you talk about what they did during this election.
I mean, they've been doing this forever.
You go back to the 1940s, and the Russians were spending a lot of time and effort and money here in the States trying to keep us out of the war back before...
Hitler invaded Russia when they were allied with the Nazis still.
So they spent a lot of time.
They set up independent associations, supposedly.
They paid off a lot of unions and union members, journalists.
I mean, they were doing everything they could to strengthen the idea of isolationism, just to keep us out.
They've been doing this for as long as they've been around.
So anybody who says, it's shocking the Russians would be engaged in this.
It's ridiculous.
joe rogan
They've always been engaged.
And we, by the way, have been engaged doing that with them.
unidentified
What?!
joe rogan
That's what I hear.
I've heard that online.
mike baker
I find that.
joe rogan
Alex Jones told me.
mike baker
Hard to believe.
joe rogan
You know, the thing that bothers me the most about the Kennedy assassination is the universal support for the magic bullet theory.
I think that fucking bullet is ridiculous.
I've shot things.
I've shot a lot of things.
I know what happens to bullets.
Everybody that I know that's a marksman, everybody I know that's a hunter, they see a bullet that has hit bone.
It fucking never looks like that.
When a bullet goes through two people and comes out looking like you shot it into a pool of water, that's what it looks like.
I don't buy that at all.
And the convenience of finding it on Connelly's gurney when they roll him into the hospital, oh look guys, we found the bullet and it's perfect.
I don't buy That for a fucking second.
And the problem is there's more metal fragments in Connelly's body than we're missing from the bullet itself.
I think that bullet itself, look at that bullet.
Get the fuck out of here.
That thing didn't hit shit.
mike baker
Nah, it's exactly right.
joe rogan
I've argued with people that have never shot guns.
And they go, well actually, it's proven.
They broke bones.
When a bullet breaks bones, they get fucked.
Well, it's a jacketed bullet.
When a jacketed bullet breaks bones, it gets fucked.
You're talking about something that's going...
I mean, how fast does a bullet from that rifle go?
It's got to be...
mike baker
That would be an interesting thing to pull up, but...
joe rogan
I would imagine it's in the thousands of heat per second.
It's got to be.
When it hits bone, it's just going to blow all over the fucking place.
mike baker
But the point being, there's always distortion, even if you're...
Always.
I mean, so I... I don't buy that bullet.
When you have a conversation about this and it is somebody who has no shooting experience or, you know, it's just, you think, alright, that's fine.
I understand why you're fascinated by it, but when you do your research, you know, it's like with news.
Read everything, right?
Read the Wall Street Journal, read the New York Times, read the Financial Times, read the Economist, but read everything.
joe rogan
Yes.
mike baker
Before you form your opinion, right?
And everybody's so siloed nowadays, and you get the same thing with conspiracy theories.
I absolutely believe this, and I'm going to discount everything else that's out there, or just not pay any attention to it.
Yeah, but...
joe rogan
It's hard to say.
And here's another thing.
The magic bullet path.
People are like, well, how is that possible?
Well, let me tell you something.
That's the most believable thing about the magic bullet theory, is the path of the bullet.
Because bullets do wacky shit when they hit bone, and you can't predict it at all.
I know a guy who, in Iraq, they shot a guy in the head from the front, and it went out his eyeball.
The bullet came out of his eyeball back forward.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
It ricocheted inside of his skull and came out his eye.
mike baker
Yeah.
I mean, again, you're right.
You can't predict it.
They'll try to model these things and figure it out.
But there's an unknown there.
And so, yeah, I agree.
I mean, I think that, again, it's one of those things where it's never going to get resolved.
And it's going to continue to live on because, A, it was such an important event in the history of the country.
unidentified
Right.
mike baker
And B, I keep coming back to that same thing.
People don't want to believe that really awful shit can happen sometimes in a very simple, straightforward way.
And so it's much easier to think it was a broad-based conspiracy.
There were lots of moving parts.
Sometimes bad shit happens, and it's just as simple as it seems.
joe rogan
That is possible.
Conversely, people don't like to believe in conspiracies, especially when it's involved in an assassination of a president.
mike baker
Right.
joe rogan
You know, the reason why they came up with the whole magic bullet theory in the first place is pretty shady.
In fact, the reason why they did is because a guy got hit by a ricochet underneath the overpass.
And they blamed that bullet on one of the shots from Lee Harvey Oswald in the book depository.
So they said, well, all right, so now we have less bullets that could have hit Kennedy.
We have all these wounds and we have to attribute a series of wounds to one bullet.
mike baker
Right.
joe rogan
So that was the thought process behind it.
But the Zapruder film was the one that got people weirded out by it.
But I'll tell you what, man, I've watched that film a bunch of times.
And one of the things that don't jive is if he did get hit from the front, you know, his head goes back to the left, why is the blood spray out forward?
See, it's weird the way the impact of the blood is.
It's like the blood sprays forward and then his head goes back into the left.
It could have possibly been that he was hit from the front and the back at the same time.
That's entirely possible.
I mean, that is a tactic you would do, right?
You would roll someone into an area where they would be in a crossfire and they would get shot from both sides.
mike baker
Well, if they came in...
If the grassy knoll was, in fact, a second side for a shooter, then...
By the time it hits that corner and starts its path, just before the shots were fired from the book depository in Oswald, if you're going with that, if you had another shooter up on the grass, you know, you're basically looking right at the front of the vehicle.
And because of the way that it's positioned and the knolls kind of turned, and then it's just that It's just that there's not a lot of concealment up there.
Right.
And they had the fence, the picket fence.
It's not the original one that's there anymore, but it's basically in line with it.
And there's plenty of pictures of the previous fence that was up there at the time.
And you did have the train yard engineer report sometime after the fact that he saw a puff of smoke, that he wasn't quite sure what that was all about, and he'd seen a couple of people back there.
So, that's an interesting thread to pull on, right?
And I think that it's been researched ad nauseum.
It doesn't mean you couldn't still find something.
joe rogan
It also doesn't mean anybody's going to really find a conclusion after the fact.
mike baker
Right.
joe rogan
Especially today.
mike baker
Yeah.
No, and that's right.
And, you know, it's like everything else.
As time marches on, you lose, you know, you lose witnesses, you lose, you know, people that were there on site.
joe rogan
And even witnesses.
When someone gets shot, especially when the president gets shot, you'll have five different stories from five different people and gunshots heard from the moon.
mike baker
Nobody knows what the fuck's happened.
Well, you get that just from a robbery.
joe rogan
Or a car accident.
mike baker
Yeah, a car accident.
You say, what did you see?
If you separate people out, you're right.
You get five different versions from five different people.
joe rogan
Yeah.
mike baker
And, you know, so, yeah, eyewitness accounts tend not to be particularly credible.
Reliable, yeah.
And you've got to, you know, you've got to take them and then you've got to, you know, match it up with other information you can pull together forensically.
It is fascinating.
You know, who knows where it's going.
D.B. Cooper's back in the news a little bit.
joe rogan
Is it really?
mike baker
Yeah, yeah.
Initially, it was because the Bureau was saying, okay, we're closing this case.
And then there's some talk now over the past day and a half, two days, that they might have found something up in the wilderness that might be a piece of the chute that he had.
And I know.
unidentified
Really?
mike baker
They haven't bottomed that one out yet.
joe rogan
D.B. Cooper, more new evidence of parachute, believed found.
But how do they know that's his parachute?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
The thing about, I mean, it could be, but the thing about something that's that long ago, we have to realize how many people die in the woods every year.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
mike baker
Yeah.
And when you come out the back of that plane...
Good luck.
unidentified
Yeah.
mike baker
And also, he was in a suit.
He was wearing loafers.
He lost his shoes.
So he hits those...
That wilderness, he hits those trees, and it was cold that night, and it was wet, and there's going to be a manhunt on in the morning.
No, he had his parachute, and he had the bag with the money.
They had given him money, and that was it.
joe rogan
No wilderness gear at all?
mike baker
No.
Well, not that they know of.
I mean, who knows?
Maybe underneath his business suit, he was wearing something, but I don't think so.
joe rogan
And what was the time of the year?
mike baker
It was late in the year.
I think I'll have to go back and check again, but I think it was November.
joe rogan
And what part of the country?
mike baker
Up in the wilderness up in Washington State.
joe rogan
Oh, he's dead the night before Thanksgiving.
Before Thanksgiving?
Yeah, that guy's dead.
mike baker
Yeah.
I mean, it's just...
joe rogan
You're not going to make it.
mike baker
You've got to make your way out of there.
It's nighttime, and you know that...
And, you know, again, there's going to be a manhunt starting immediately.
joe rogan
You don't even have a shelter?
mike baker
No.
joe rogan
Les Stroud wouldn't survive up there.
mike baker
But there's been all sorts of theories.
Oh, he jumped out, and then some people met him.
Well, I'm sorry.
Yeah, exactly.
joe rogan
Good luck finding him.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
How are you going to be able to be...
No, that's so silly.
People jumping out of an airplane with no GPS... The odds of finding that guy, he doesn't have a flair?
Like, what does he have?
How are you going to locate him?
Do you just find him in the woods?
mike baker
That's what I think.
And, you know, there was some talk, well, you know, because some of his money was found, you know, after the fact, stacked in a little...
Part of the river that seemed unusual, right?
It seemed like it would have had to make a pretty amazing journey from the wilderness down through the stream system out to the river and then be found on this sandbar.
And it was all stacked one on top of the other.
But it had the serial numbers.
And so there was some thought that, you know, how did that get there?
Did it naturally just float down there and end up on this sandbar and covered in sand and eventually was found by some kid that was on a picnic?
joe rogan
Whoa.
mike baker
You know.
joe rogan
I wonder if you spent that money slowly.
How long would it take before you get busted?
mike baker
Yeah, it was $200,000 back in the day.
joe rogan
Just a little bit here and there, you know?
Buy a bicycle.
Seems good, buy a TV, no one say nothing.
mike baker
Buy a bicycle.
joe rogan
He's a little kid, you know.
mike baker
Pedal my way to California, where the weather's nicer.
joe rogan
Parents come in his room, he's got a 50-inch TV. What the fuck's going on here?
You don't even have a job, you little punk.
mike baker
DB, what the hell are you doing?
Where did you get that transistor radio?
joe rogan
Well, if it's a kid who found it, I'm sure it's...
mike baker
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, he reported.
The kid was with his family, and he reported finding it immediately.
The Bureau went out there and dug up the entire area in a fairly large effort, trying to figure out, was there more money there?
How did it get there?
joe rogan
I think if they found his money, he's dead.
He's not going to jump out of a parachute and then leave the money behind.
mike baker
Well, there was some thought that maybe he was doing it as a ploy, right?
To kind of distract and think, okay, he's dead because the money's there.
Right.
But, again, it falls into the category of, you know, it's never going to be resolved, I don't think.
And it's a fascinating story.
It's America's Only Unsolved Hijacking.
Am I right about that?
I think, yeah.
America's Only Unsolved Hijacking.
joe rogan
Was it all the money?
Did they find all of it?
mike baker
Or what percentage?
No, it was just a small amount.
It was not a large amount.
He did not.
If he planted it there, he was smart enough not to put it all there.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's a weird story.
That D.B. Cooper one's a weird one.
Because a lot of people, they tend to look at him like some sort of a folk hero.
There was a connection with him that they were thinking he was this guy who had shot...
I want to say he shot family members.
He murdered family members and then went out and did that crime.
There was some suspect that was on the loose from some sort of a homicide...
That they connected to the D.B. Cooper case and they thought that somehow there was a potential that they were related.
That it was the same guy.
mike baker
Yeah.
He loses some of his charm if that's the case.
joe rogan
Yeah.
mike baker
It'd be just a guy that's, you know, thinking I'm going to hijack a plane for some cash and disappear.
joe rogan
Where'd he get the money?
Where'd the cash come from?
mike baker
They brought it on the plane.
They landed and then they got the passengers and most of the crew off of there.
unidentified
Sure.
mike baker
And then everybody was in the cockpit with the door closed.
In the old days, the back door would open up, you know, with steps, and he went out the back door.
They had a back door indicator, which is how they kind of sensed about where he would have gone out.
Anyway, I sound like a D.B. Cooper so much.
joe rogan
How high was he up there when he jumped?
mike baker
Again, I have to go through my notes, but I think he dropped down.
joe rogan
Like a regular commercial flight?
mike baker
No, no, no, no, no, no.
They dropped down to, I want to say about 10,000 feet.
I can't remember.
joe rogan
Still pretty fucking high.
mike baker
But they're not really sure because the door came down.
He could have been there for any period of time, and he had instructed them to drop down.
I forget, again, what altitude he was at.
But, you know, it's amazing that these things continue to go on.
joe rogan
We love mysteries.
mike baker
We love mysteries and conspiracies, which is why the new Trump administration is so interesting.
joe rogan
Well, he loves conspiracies, doesn't he?
He believes a bunch of crazy ones.
Like, he was just retweeting that one about...
What was the general that they attributed to...
Pershing.
Yeah, Pershing.
mike baker
Yeah, dipping the bullets in pig's blood.
joe rogan
Yeah, and there was never an Islamic attack in 35 years.
That's not even a true story.
mike baker
No.
But again, who...
Why?
Why are you doing this?
Why are you talking about this?
Just stop.
There's no...
Look, I didn't vote for him.
I didn't vote for her.
I just thought we could have done better in a country this size, right?
joe rogan
I'll tell you one thing he's doing.
He's fucking it up for future idiots.
Future idiots, they're doomed now.
mike baker
I don't know.
I would not underestimate our ability to hire somebody worse.
joe rogan
Do you think there's never going to be someone like...
Maybe there'll be like a new version of him, like someone like him, but they dial it back a little bit.
mike baker
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe so.
I just think people always say, well, this will be a course correction, and we're going to go back to having really...
I'm thinking, this is America.
Don't imagine that it could actually get better in that regard.
We could be even more dysfunctional from a political point of view.
joe rogan
Well, what's weird is I was watching this interview today where this guy, this fucking pencil-necked dork, was supporting Antifa violence and saying that the only way to fight against fascism is violence.
And I was like, oh, Jesus.
And then there was this other guy next to him who was saying, no, that's not true.
The way you fight it is with a peaceful protest like just happened in Boston.
Like, that's the best way to handle it.
Yeah.
I want to say there was more than 100,000 people in Boston, wasn't there?
How many people in Boston came out?
Let's see if we could find that out.
And it was completely peaceful.
I think there was like 400 retards with KKK banners.
mike baker
Yeah.
It's a small, small group, right, of assholes.
And you think, okay, but here's the thing.
This is where...
This is where, you know, President Trump is just such a, you know, he's a great case study.
At some point, I'm sure, well, I'm sure people are already, you know, writing up their grant proposals to do a study on his psychology.
But, you know, you look at the First Amendment and you think...
If you like the First Amendment, then you've got to be all in, right?
It's not like you can say...
And that's kind of the beauty of this country.
You've got to let the douchebag speak.
And that's what it is.
It's speech.
But we've gotten to the point where now words, by some folks, are viewed as violence.
Words aren't violence, I don't think.
This is just my own personal opinion.
Words aren't violence.
You gotta let everybody speak because that's the First Amendment.
You go down, you don't want to start picking and choosing.
joe rogan
It's a slippery slope.
mike baker
Slippery slope, right?
And so, you know, but we can all agree that there's no space for them.
They're assholes.
But there's also no space for violent, you know, counter-demonstration.
There is space for protesting it because they're absolutely wrong, right?
I mean, and that's...
That's, again, this idea that you should be able to argue both, right?
No, you can't respond with violence, and yes, you guys, you shouldn't be here.
If you're going to hold those views, it's abhorrent.
You are protected by the First Amendment, and so that's fine.
It doesn't mean we have to like it or in any way condone it.
But you've got to know, okay, those sort of fringe ideas are going to exist.
And I agree, the best way to resolve it is peaceful demonstrations, massive peaceful demonstrations, to show, you know, sort of the weight of where the good thoughts are.
joe rogan
Yes.
mike baker
And then political process.
joe rogan
Yeah.
mike baker
Right?
Ensure that, you know, work through the political system, as dysfunctional as it may be.
joe rogan
But anyway, Just encouraging people to violently attack people that have differing ideas than them that aren't being violent is never the answer.
It's just not the way to do it.
mike baker
And by the way, that's a fascist approach.
joe rogan
You're right.
Anti-fascist takes a fascist approach.
Yeah, I mean, literally, you're enforcing your ideas to the point where you're silencing others with actual violence.
mike baker
Which is the mark of a totalitarian state, also, as if you say you can't have these views.
Well, yeah, of course, we can all hate those views, but again, it's the idea that what you say is violent to me.
No, it's not.
It's fucking speech.
joe rogan
Here's the other thing that Trump fucked up.
He called those protesters anti-violent protesters, or anti-police protesters.
Like, come on, man.
That is not what they're...
They're not protesting against police.
There might be a few amongst them that say stupid shit about the police.
mike baker
Right.
But again, just like with the other side where you've got...
I mean, what do you got?
100 or 200?
I didn't...
Who would imagine?
joe rogan
15,000 counter-protesters.
mike baker
Where the fuck are these Nazis hiding, anyway?
I mean, that's the thing.
You know, my dad didn't fly in World War II, you know, so that somehow you could have a resurgent, not that there is, I think it's a small group, just like it's a small group on the left that wants a violent solution to this, or, you know, honestly believes that, you know, violence against police is somehow the answer, which is insane, but...
Again, there you go.
Truth is somewhere in the middle, right?
I mean, get rid of the fringe, and we've got to figure out a way for the folks that are in kind of the common space to work together.
Otherwise, I mean, A, I don't think the Democrats care where the Republicans care.
In fact, they're happy that shit's not getting done.
But as an American, again, I didn't vote for him.
I didn't vote for her.
But I would like to see the government work now.
joe rogan
Who did you vote for?
mike baker
You know what?
I just said, fuck it.
I can't.
unidentified
I couldn't.
joe rogan
You too, huh?
mike baker
I know.
I couldn't bring myself to do it.
A lot of people did.
And I hated doing that, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Until you voted top down, right?
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
Is that what they call it?
mike baker
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, what I did was, you know, state election's important, you know, and that's fine.
But it's very painful to say I can't.
I can't justify doing that.
And then people lose their minds and they go, well, that means you voted for him.
No, it just means we should have been able to do better in a country this size.
And maybe...
Maybe you hold your nose and vote for the other side.
I don't know.
joe rogan
At least she represented a conventional approach to politics.
unidentified
Right.
mike baker
That's true.
There's no doubt about that.
That's super conventional.
joe rogan
I don't enjoy a lot of aspects of her personality and what she's done with her career and the obvious deception.
The Clinton Foundation, which is just riddled with problems, and now doesn't even exist anymore, apparently.
mike baker
They shut it down, didn't they?
Yeah.
I wonder what they did with the remaining balance.
unidentified
He probably just has whores flying in from Russia.
mike baker
What are we going to do with this?
We've got all this money.
We've got to transfer it somewhere.
joe rogan
Well, there's got to be a place to store it.
Here, let me put it in my pants.
unidentified
He's wadding up hundreds, stuffing them in his pants.
mike baker
He was in a marriage...
Or he is.
I guess he's not dead yet, so I don't want to kill him off.
But he's an amazing...
A political individual.
That guy could make you think that, you know, I met him once overseas.
This sounds dodgy, but in Saudi, I met him at a party.
It does sound really sketchy.
And so, but he had that ability, right?
Now, again, I wasn't a fan necessarily, but I, you know, again, You just want, whichever administration's in charge, you want it to work.
You want for the country to move forward.
So you met him, and it's true what people used to say about him, which is that he made you feel like he was talking right to you, and nothing else was important.
He wasn't one of those guys that looks over their shoulder thinking, is there somebody else I should be talking to over there?
He was a charmer.
Yeah, he was a charmer.
joe rogan
A friend of mine told me he was talking to him and a woman, though.
And Clinton, like, essentially almost turned his back to him and, like, kind of was, like, forcing him out of the picture.
I'm a predator.
mike baker
I'm just gonna block you right here.
unidentified
I'm just gonna pull out some of these hundreds I got stacked in my pockets.
Woo!
Man.
joe rogan
In a party, huh?
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
Partying with Bill Clinton.
mike baker
Yeah.
In Saudi Arabia.
joe rogan
I like to get drunk with that dude.
mike baker
Yeah.
You know, and I'll tell you what, I mean, George Bush, that'd be a guy I'd like to sit down and have a beer with.
The Bush family, a good bunch.
I know people go, oh my God, I couldn't stand his policies.
But, you know, sometimes it comes down to a personal thing and you think, yeah, you know, maybe the guy's got some, you may not like his principles, but he sticks with them, right?
joe rogan
He looks extraordinary.
Extremely reasonable now.
mike baker
Yeah, exactly, right?
joe rogan
There was one time where the Supreme Court had a ruling that he didn't like, and there was a speech where he gave, and I've seen it quoted in print, and then someone showed a video of it.
But he was essentially saying, well, we have to uphold the decision of the court.
I'm not happy with it, but this is the way our system works.
And then it went to Trump.
Talking about the Supreme Court, you know, not backing his travel ban and all the different various things that he's lost in court.
mike baker
He just goes after people.
He's just like, you know, the personal attacks.
And there's no discipline in the White House.
And I know that everybody thought, well, let's get something different in there.
Let's get a businessman.
We don't want the politics as usual.
And, well, you got that.
But there is a requirement.
There is a need for the machine to work in a certain fashion, right?
In a sense.
And yet, you know, yes, there's lots of things you can change, and that's a good thing.
There should be some change in that government, but the way that the place works in Washington, but the communications there, the lack of discipline.
I mean, for crying out loud, they just put in place the new communications director at the White House, 28 years old.
She's 28 years old, never done this sort of thing before, and she's the new communications director.
She replaced Scaramucci after his 10-day reign.
joe rogan
And why did she replace him?
Because she listens?
She's just willing to do what Trump says?
He just said, you're the guy for the job.
mike baker
Yeah, she says, you're the girl for this, and she's worked.
Within the Trump organization, and I guess just viewed as loyal.
joe rogan
Loyal.
Yeah, that's what he needs.
He needs loyalty above all else.
mike baker
Yeah, and so that's it.
But, I mean, there's no consistency.
And you see these things happen.
You see the messaging get out, and he gets ahead of the message, or they need to play catch-up then, and people like Mattis and John Kelly now and Pompeo and others are trying to race to...
Makes sense of some of these things.
And there's this self-inflicted wound after wound for this administration.
joe rogan
It seems like one of those homemade derby carts that they roll down a hill where you know the wheels aren't going to stay on.
And you kind of can't look away.
You're like, wow, how long is it going to take for this thing fucking completely falls apart and starts doing tumbles down the hill?
mike baker
You've got to come up with a name for that cart.
You always have to name your soapbox derby cart.
But, yeah, I don't know where it's going to go.
I just think...
joe rogan
But as a guy who's been in the intelligence community for so many years, and you're stepping back, and there was also a real issue with him being at odds with the intelligence community and diminishing the intelligence community.
mike baker
Yeah, that was a strange or sort of an interesting narrative.
It didn't really...
It got overblown to some degree.
I mean, the people, in the sense that the people at the agency, you know, at the end of the day, they just take whoever's in charge, they take their marching orders from.
unidentified
Right.
mike baker
It's not, and I know people don't believe it because, you know, everybody likes the feature films and everything, but it's a pretty apolitical organization.
Whoever's in the administration, they're going to prioritize their national security concerns.
Your tasking comes out of that, and then you just march on and do your job.
And yes, the director is in a pointed position, And, you know, John Brennan was certainly much more political in the previous administration than previous directors have been.
But, and the operational level, you know, down at the street level, people just get on with it.
You know, they're human, so of course, you know, they may have their own personal preference, but I'd spent a long time there and behind the curtain and...
You know, they just tick on and do whatever.
You know, there were people that weren't happy with Obama, there were people that weren't happy with Bush, there were people not happy with Trump.
Just tell us what the priorities are, tell us what the tasking is, and we'll get on with it, you know, and go out there and do the collection operations we're supposed to do.
joe rogan
It just seems like there's no one person that's ever going to be able to fill that position.
It seems like that position also gets bigger and bigger, like the responsibilities get bigger and bigger.
mike baker
I mean the presidency.
joe rogan
Yeah.
It seems to me that at this point in our history, the history of our society, we kind of have to look at that position and wonder whether or not it's even logical to give so much power to one person.
mike baker
But what would you do?
That's a good question.
Yeah, how do you create a...
joe rogan
Council of Elders.
mike baker
That's right.
Everybody sits around like a hand-carved desk in an underground lair.
unidentified
Yeah.
mike baker
Makes decisions.
That sounds pretty good.
Oh, I like it.
Yeah.
It could be like the Knights of the Round Table.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you know what?
I don't know.
I think...
joe rogan
Virtuous people.
mike baker
Doing it by committee.
I wonder if the Founding Fathers...
I'm sure there's been all sorts of reporting on that.
I just never read it.
But the Founding Fathers, if they considered that as an option.
Probably not, but...
joe rogan
I wonder if they consider the kind of population growth that we've experienced.
The real problem with the Founding Fathers is, as brilliant as they were, there's no way they could have ever seen the internet coming.
No, no.
mike baker
Nor could they have seen people wanting to stay in Washington for 36 years or 42 years and become career politicians.
They were all just interested in doing their duty and serving the way they were supposed to or they felt obligated to and then getting the hell out, right?
Getting back to the farm or whatever their job was because nobody wanted to stay in Washington for any longer than they needed to.
So, yeah, you're right.
Could they have foreseen all...
No, definitely not.
And so...
What does that mean though?
It means amendments to the Constitution as we've done in the past.
joe rogan
Think about how crazy it is that someone forms a new country and then 400 plus years later it is the Preeminent superpower in the world by far.
That's pretty crazy.
You got these countries that have been around for thousands and thousands of years.
Like imagine a group of freaks and misfits that branch off from America, get in a boat and float over to Costa Rica or wherever and take it over.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
And then it becomes the superpower.
mike baker
It is astounding.
And then again, going back to what we talked about towards the beginning was cobbling it together, understanding that we needed to get our hands on everything west of the Mississippi.
Now, clearly there were some issues there, but, you know, it's sort of that vision that says we're going all the way to the coast.
joe rogan
All the way to the water.
We have to, otherwise we can't control it.
mike baker
Right.
And that's, I mean, it's an astounding history.
You're absolutely right.
But It'll be interesting to see, obviously, this is probably the stupidest statement people will hear all day, is where we're going to be in, say, another 200 years.
Because I've got a theory that says where every generation is making it easier for their kids, and eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns and everybody's just a big pussy.
And so that's my theory.
I haven't come up with a name for it yet.
joe rogan
You're not alone.
The big pussy theory.
mike baker
The big pussy theory.
That could cover different things.
joe rogan
Sopranos.
unidentified
Yeah.
mike baker
That was great.
That was a great show.
joe rogan
I wonder how much there are parts of the world where obviously things are way more difficult than they are here, and maybe we're losing some sort of a competitive edge because we've made our lives so easy.
Haven't replaced the convenience of civilization with something that tempers our human instincts, like some difficult tasks, rite of passage for young men, you know, something that develops character.
Instead, we're making safe spaces and making words violence and, you know, making it...
So we have trigger warnings and...
mike baker
And there's no winners.
No winners, yeah.
We don't have to win.
Thank God we're in a...
My kids are getting old enough now where their sports league's no longer...
You know, for a while there, it was just driving me crazy as a parent going to a game and realizing that they weren't keeping score.
joe rogan
Yeah.
mike baker
Because they didn't want to upset anybody's feelings.
joe rogan
They didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings.
Oh, my God.
That's the whole reason why people get better, you fucks.
unidentified
Yeah.
mike baker
Meanwhile, the kids are keeping score.
The kids know for sure.
And kids don't want you to blow smoke up their ass, right?
You know what?
They'd come off the court and if my...
You know...
Like the oldest boy, Scooter, he's 10 years old, and he plays a lot of lacrosse.
He's been playing for five years, and so he really likes it, and he does well, but I'm not raising a Division I champion there, right?
Right.
But he plays other sports, too, so there's sort of a well-roundedness there.
But we came off the field one day, and we were walking along, and all the parents were kind of marching off, and the game was over, and And he says, how'd I do?
And I said, well, you know, you could have done better.
I said, I just get the impression you didn't try as hard as you could.
What do you think?
And he looked at me irritated, right?
He looked at me like, I can't believe you didn't just say I did great.
And so he said, what?
And I looked at him, and I'm walking along, and I didn't realize the parents were within air shot.
And I said, well, look, Scoot, do you want me to blow smoke up your ass, or do you want me to be honest with you?
And to his credit, he said, no, you should be honest with me, even though he wasn't happy about the honesty.
He said, you should be honest with me.
And so we tell kids that they know better.
You know, if you tell a kid that they're great and they're doing wonderful and they didn't, what do they take away from that?
They take away from it that you're kind of bullshitting them.
Right.
You know, unless they're just super, super young, they get it at a pretty early age.
joe rogan
Well, here's something that's important to relay to children.
That you are not your accomplishments.
You are you.
And the only way you are going to get better at accomplishing things is to be 100% honest about the amount of effort you put in and what the actual result of that effort is.
Whether it's a failure or a success, that does not define you.
That defines your participation in this particular activity.
It is not you.
You are an individual that will hopefully learn from all of your endeavors.
But you're never gonna learn shit if you lie to yourself.
You're never gonna learn shit if somebody makes this, nobody scores a point, and there are no winners, and there are no losers, and everybody's amazing.
That's not good.
mike baker
It's a good voice, by the way.
joe rogan
It's not good.
Because there's going to be people out there that are fucking driven and psychotic, and they're going to get ahead.
There's people that are task-oriented and goal-oriented, and they have an idea ahead of them.
They're going to try to figure out how to make this happen.
They have a goal.
They want to reach it.
And if you're competing with that person in any form of life, and they're not burdened down by the bullshit That we give so many kids today, they're going to have a massive advantage.
And this idea that this kid who's been coddled and treated like he's always going to be a winner, that somehow or another they're going to be happier is fucking crazy.
mike baker
They know.
If that kid can't process what's true and what's not, and the kid can't process criticism...
unidentified
Yes.
mike baker
Constructive criticism, right?
You don't just stand there and berate your kid.
Of course not.
joe rogan
That's just as bad as the other thing.
mike baker
Yeah, no, absolutely.
The guys that stand on...
Everybody's seen them, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
mike baker
The dads, or sometimes the moms, that stand on the sideline and berate their kid because the kid's jeopardizing his scholarship to some D1 school.
unidentified
Morons.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Morons.
mike baker
You're absolutely right.
The sooner they're able to assess that equation, effort and result, and compare it to what's going on around them, and then understand it.
One of my boys played basketball.
They enjoy it, but it's not their primary activity right now.
So they tried out for AAU, and they got in, but not at the top team.
And They were upset about not being placed on this top team.
And I said, you don't...
And I didn't say it quite this way, but my point was you don't deserve to be on the top team because you're not working as hard as those kids that are working hard and that's their thing.
They wanted to be there and so they put in the effort.
You are happy playing and you could be there, but you're not doing it yet.
joe rogan
Right.
mike baker
And so therefore, A, don't get down on yourself, but B, certainly don't get down on anybody else because they put out the effort and they accomplished something that you didn't.
Right.
You know, you're always trying to find that balance.
We're not doing our kids any favors right now.
Obviously, that's a broad-brush statement, but in general terms, I think society is not doing us any favors.
And you see that.
I have a daughter that's in college, and she talks about her classmates and others.
You know, sort of the conversations they have in class and the discussions and what passes as debate nowadays, which is not much.
The idea of the old debate where you can voice your opinions and they can be different than somebody else's and you can, you know, hash it out and you can have a winner and a loser, but that's fine.
You go away and you come back the next day and you have another rousing debate in that class.
It doesn't really exist.
You know, it seems like anyway, because everybody's so afraid of saying something that might be offensive, or not offensive, but just might be upsetting.
joe rogan
Right.
mike baker
You know, and there's a difference between being upsetting and being offensive.
joe rogan
We're trying to nerf the world.
I mean, that really is what it is.
We're trying to, all the hard edges that you might bruise yourself on, we're trying to put a cushion.
But you need to understand that when you fall down, it's going to hurt.
So that way, next time you're thinking you might fall down, you'll correct your path.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's the whole reason why people do difficult things.
You do difficult things to understand your boundaries, to understand your limitations, and then to try to improve those.
Try to raise the roof on your expectations.
Raise the roof on your whatever limitations of your abilities.
Learn from whatever those are and improve.
mike baker
It's like interrogation training.
In interrogation training, when you're working with people, the goal is to show them that it's okay.
At some point, they're going to have to talk.
joe rogan
Right.
mike baker
And so when you're going through the training, the point of it is to get them to that point, they realize that, okay, you know, it's not the end of the world.
I know that at some point I'm going to end up talking, right?
I'm going to say something.
I'm going to have to do that because I can't.
Otherwise, I'm either dead or I'm completely broken.
And the idea is if you do that, and then the rest of the training and beyond that, you're building them back up because they understand that.
Now, if, God forbid, something should happen, they get picked up and there's actually an interrogation going on, in the back of their mind, they understand that.
And they're able to process it so that if they do get to that point where now, okay, I'm going to have to talk.
I'm going to have to come up with something.
Then it's not completely devastating.
It doesn't leave them completely broken.
And they can walk back because they understand, I got to that point.
I understand what my boundaries are, but I can work within that.
I don't know where I'm going with this other than...
joe rogan
Are you saying interrogation training like an agent gets interrogated?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
mike baker
I mean, interrogation training in general for our outfit, for the military, you know, it's basically the same.
We do a lot of cross training.
joe rogan
But this is not interrogating an enemy combatant.
mike baker
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm talking about you being, you know, going through the interrogation training.
joe rogan
So what do you tell them to do?
Like, say if someone gets captured in Afghanistan or where have you, whatever.
mike baker
Well, I mean, you know, the bottom line is, you know, you...
Try to avoid talking.
joe rogan
Right.
mike baker
But it depends.
Part of it is you've got to assess who you're dealing with, right?
You've got to assess what you think their parameters are, what could be coming down the pike, in other words.
So how is this?
And that's part of the training, too, is understanding what different groups, what different places could mean, what that interrogation could look like, how bad it could get.
So you're processing that.
Part of it is understanding what it is that's okay to give up.
What are you going to say that's not going to put anything in jeopardy, anybody's lives or any operations or anything in jeopardy?
Part of it is, you know, then you've got to understand, you've got to stay close to the truth, right?
Where you start getting people out on interrogations is where they can't remember what they've said.
The closer you are to the truth, the easier it is to remember what you've said.
And these things, I mean, if it's a bad situation and you're in there day in and day out, You know, and your sleep deprivation and they're, you know, knocking you around and there's no food and it's...
You're gonna have a hard time keeping track of even the basic things.
So, you know, you're trying to keep it as close to the truth as possible and as minimal as possible, you know, in terms of damage.
You go in, you know, and typically you've thought through all of this.
It's like everything else.
You do your homework ahead of time and God forbid something should happen and, you know, usually it won't.
But anyway, point being is that You know, the idea is in the training portion of it, you want people to understand that, you know, everybody's got a breaking point, right?
And that's just, that's the way it works.
And some it's, you know, it's here, some it's further down the road, but everybody's going to break.
And you don't want that to devastate the person if it should happen, you know, knock on wood.
But anyway.
That was apropos of nothing.
joe rogan
No, it's important.
I mean, it's an interesting topic because, I mean, understanding that there's going to be severe penalties and that there's going to be repercussions and that, you know, this is a bad situation you're in.
And understanding that going in is going to help you a lot more than if you go in there from, you know, a soft, padded world where you don't think there's going to be any adversity whatsoever.
mike baker
No, that's right.
And that's all where...
You know, just to finish that thought, is that the interesting thing about people talked about the interrogation program that we had, obviously, right?
And I don't want to revisit that.
And, you know, the left did a very fine job of grabbing the moral high ground and saying either you're talking to people or it's all torture.
Right.
But the point being is that even if you don't ever intend to use any enhanced interrogation techniques, You don't want to tell the enemy that.
Because once you tell them that you're constrained by the army field manual, as an example, that's all you can do.
Guess what?
Every mook out there fighting us and wanting to harm us is carrying a copy of the army field manual in their back pocket.
Despite the fact that they did for a while, they don't live in a cave.
And so once they know what's coming down the pike, That's gone.
Their incentive is gone, right?
To talk to you.
Because once you know, once you don't have that unknown, if you're not sitting in some squat box and the temperature's up and you haven't eaten and you're thinking, what the hell are they going to do to me next?
You have no idea.
If that's gone, and you don't have that anxiety, that intense anxiety, then you're okay.
Mentally, you get yourself to a nice, happy spot.
joe rogan
You're comfortable.
They're feeding you.
They're just asking questions.
mike baker
They're just asking questions, and you can hold out for a much longer period of time.
And yeah, maybe there'll be some clever person working in the interrogation facility, and they'll develop a personal relationship over a period of time.
But you know what?
By then, your operational information has lost its interest, right?
Life on that stuff is not particularly long, typically.
So, anyway, that's, yeah.
joe rogan
So when you're in a situation where you have to extract information in a very short period of time because it's critical, because lives are at stake.
mike baker
The old ticking time bomb thing.
joe rogan
Yeah, I mean, if you're stuck in some situation where, you know, someone's got a dirty bomb or, you know, what have you.
There's a terrorist attack that's being planned.
You know this guy has some information.
What is the best way to get it out of him?
Is there a best way?
mike baker
You know what, there's not really, because it's all dependent on the individual.
And that's where it's, so much of this, you know, it just, again, the argument got sort of, you know, corrupted, hijacked, whatever.
joe rogan
Because of waterboarding?
mike baker
Yeah, it just became such an emotive issue.
But it's an enormously labor-intensive process, even in those cases where you think, okay, we've just picked up a high-value target, and we feel that they've got operational information that we really need to know related to whatever.
It's not as if you don't go in there and start beating them over the head with a two-by-four.
Nobody does that.
Maybe some liaison partners in fourth world countries would think that's...
joe rogan
Is there a fourth world?
mike baker
There's a fifth world.
joe rogan
What's a fifth world country?
I've never even heard of that.
mike baker
New Jersey.
Connecticut.
joe rogan
Connecticut outside of Hampton.
mike baker
Dan Malloy is the president of the fifth world nation of Connecticut.
You know, it's down to the individual.
It's knowing your homework.
It's having all the information that you can at your fingertips about, okay, well, who is this person?
Who is associates?
Who else have we picked up, and what have they said up to this point?
Do you have anything like that that you can walk into?
If you walk into an interrogation and you haven't done your homework, you're screwed, right?
It's going to show out really quickly, and they're going to figure it out for the most part.
You know, not to say that every detainee would be Lex Luthor, but...
You know, they get a sense pretty quickly.
So you really gotta have it buttoned up, have as much information as possible, so that you know how to direct the conversation.
If anything is said at all, or volunteered at all, is there any credibility to it?
What can you do with that information?
Can you take it back and get it corroborated by another...
joe rogan
Your Siri is...
You gotta shut that off, man.
Siri is transcribing everything you said.
mike baker
Yeah, look at that.
joe rogan
It's the fucking CIA, man!
mike baker
Yeah, they're doing that.
joe rogan
Now, what about...
What about using, like, chemicals?
Like, what about, like, MDMA? Have they ever tried giving detainees ecstasy?
mike baker
No, I mean, I don't know, 60s?
You know, maybe the 1960s?
Why not now?
joe rogan
That's what I would say.
mike baker
You'd be surprised.
No, I'm thinking, is Siri still listening to me?
That damn big brother.
joe rogan
Big brother.
You know what it is?
mike baker
It's not the government.
It's Google.
joe rogan
I hate to break it to you, Google, but you can listen right now on YouTube.
You don't need to fucking covertly attack people's phones, you assholes.
mike baker
You know what, there are, and again, we...
joe rogan
They might not know enough about ecstasy.
I need to get on the team.
If I just talk to them, if I just get alone, I'm telling you, you give these guys two hits, they'll fucking tell you everything.
Just give them a massage.
mike baker
That'll be your codename.
joe rogan
They'll be so nice to you.
It just changes everything.
They'll be so nice to you.
Just give them some delicious food and give them a back rub and just go, listen, man, America's awesome.
mike baker
Tell me what you know about that plot that we want to know about.
joe rogan
You don't want to blow anybody up, man.
They can't be your friend.
How could you do that?
Yeah, if you kill people, they can't be your friend.
unidentified
Oh, you're right.
mike baker
I think that would work.
I don't know why we didn't think about that.
joe rogan
It seems like it wouldn't work, but you know why?
You haven't done ecstasy.
mike baker
Well, there you go.
joe rogan
Have you done it?
mike baker
No.
joe rogan
See, there you go.
I've done it.
Trust me.
It'll fucking work.
Just give people two hits of ecstasy.
I'm serious.
mike baker
After the show, I'll tell you what I'll do.
We'll get on the jet and we'll go back to headquarters.
joe rogan
It seems like what I'm saying is bullshit.
It seems like I'm joking around.
But I'm telling you...
What that stuff does is, first of all, it kills all of your inhibitions, gone.
All of your anxiety, gone.
And all of your insecurities, gone.
And what you're left with is this over-serotonin, over-dopamine state where you just love everything and everybody.
If you could give that to enemy combatants, I guarantee you, if you could talk to them, you would get shit out of them that they would never want to discuss.
mike baker
Yeah, I think...
People won't buy it when I say it, but there are tremendous constraints on what can and can't be done.
If people had gone through and actually read all those DOJ memos that were released...
joe rogan
That's where you bring me in, buddy.
mike baker
There you go.
That's what I'm talking about.
The chemist.
joe rogan
I'm a chemist.
mike baker
I'd like to introduce you to the chemist.
joe rogan
I've come in with a fucking lab coat on, some fake glasses, so I look smarter than I am.
Give me a stethoscope.
I've always wanted a stethoscope.
mike baker
Or maybe like in club gear, you just show up and take them out for a rave.
joe rogan
Yeah, like high water pants, Italian shoes.
Now you're talking.
mike baker
Sort of the 70s hustle.
joe rogan
Yeah, just bring me in.
I'm telling you.
Just let me try it once.
I could fix a lot of shit with some chemicals.
unidentified
You know what?
mike baker
I'll put the idea forward.
I'll see what they say.
And then if, you know...
joe rogan
The reason why they don't think it would work is because they haven't done it.
If you get anybody in the Bureau or anybody in the CIA or wherever who has done ecstasy, they would listen to this and they would not want to say they've done it, so it would be a real issue.
But I'm telling you, you give people two tabs of ecstasy and then start asking them questions.
mike baker
Plus, also, it would have been a much happier facility.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
Can you imagine?
mike baker
Not the next day, no.
joe rogan
The next day is rough.
I remember the first time, well, I only did ecstasy once, but the next day I did it, I was in a coffee shop trying to read a boxing magazine.
I literally could not read.
I was like, God, I can't even concentrate enough to read a full sentence.
This is terrible.
mike baker
And was it just pretty much that day after?
joe rogan
No, it took a couple days.
That night I went on stage and I was terrible.
I went on stage that night in Dallas.
If you went to that show back in 2001 or whatever it was, I'm sorry folks.
mike baker
He's apologizing.
joe rogan
Yeah, it was a terrible show.
I just had no energy.
My brain was just like, I felt like my brain was a dry sponge.
Like someone had just squeezed all of the juice out of my brain.
mike baker
Yeah.
See, it's those after effects that just, you know, you think...
joe rogan
Not worth it.
mike baker
No.
joe rogan
But there's ways out of that.
There's a...
mike baker
Just keep on it.
unidentified
Stay on it.
joe rogan
No, there's nutrients that you take called 5-HTP. 5-HTP actually converts to serotonin in your brain.
It's the building blocks for it.
So what you do is, while you're tripping, you're supposed to double down on 5-HTP, and it helps you as you come off of it, your serotonin jumps back up.
unidentified
Oh.
joe rogan
Not 100%, though, but to a manageable state.
mike baker
Dude, you do have to be a chemist, though, to do all that, right?
Just got to be clever.
Most people just buy a couple of tabs at the club and, you know, call it good.
joe rogan
Well, if you're really smart, you actually take L-tryptophan and 5-HTP, because L-tryptophan converts to 5-HTP, and you should also take adaptogens, like some B vitamins and different things as well.
mike baker
L-tryptophan, is that what's in turkey?
joe rogan
Yes.
mike baker
Okay.
So you can just have a turkey sandwich.
A turkey club.
A nice turkey club.
While you're on the ecstasy.
unidentified
That crash.
joe rogan
Apparently that's bullshit.
That crash that people always say from Turkey that, you know, it puts you to sleep.
Apparently that's all just carbs.
unidentified
Really?
joe rogan
Yeah.
mike baker
Oh yeah, that makes sense, yeah.
joe rogan
Massive amounts of mashed potatoes and stuffing.
You're just overeating.
Right.
mike baker
See, I can believe that.
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah.
mike baker
Although I do love stuffing.
joe rogan
Listen, bring this information back.
mike baker
I'm talking to him.
joe rogan
You don't even have to bring it back.
It's happening right now.
It's happening right now.
They're hearing us.
mike baker
They are.
They're listening to him in the Watch Center.
joe rogan
They don't know.
It's only because they don't know.
mike baker
And Langley, they're taking notes right now.
You know, he might...
joe rogan
I am right.
I'm telling you I'm right.
Just try it once.
It doesn't hurt anybody.
They're not going to die.
mike baker
They might have to change some laws to get that to happen.
unidentified
Fuck the law.
joe rogan
Who the fuck knows Aimee?
Bring me in.
There's no laws.
I show up with a suitcase and a smile.
mike baker
Ha ha ha.
joe rogan
I'll get you guys some UFC tickets.
unidentified
No, we'll get you a lab coat.
mike baker
Get you a special disguise.
I would love to fly in once.
joe rogan
Just let me try it once.
I guarantee.
Just someone who's not totally despicable.
You just got a little issue with this guy talking.
It just changes your chemistry.
I mean, it will erase any inhibitions you have.
mike baker
It sounds all very Mengele-like, though.
joe rogan
It does, but it doesn't hurt anybody.
That's the thing.
mike baker
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think right now people are losing their minds because we got back on the interrogation thing.
I thought that was over and done with.
joe rogan
Oh, on your side?
People in the business?
unidentified
Yeah.
mike baker
Well, just people in general.
I think everybody just...
People just got so tired of it.
joe rogan
Well, they definitely did.
mike baker
People got tired of the war on terror.
Nobody wants to talk.
Not that I want to talk about it, but that's what happens.
You think, where's the end?
And people are just tired of it.
I just want to move on.
I don't want to think about it.
And something happens, and people are reminded that it's still going on.
There's still people out there that want to hurt you, and yet we're all just so exhausted from it.
joe rogan
Well, I think that's also, I mean, you could make an analogy to some of the stupid lies that Trump has told.
He tells so many lies that he's just like, I can't even be bothered.
This can't even be a scandal.
Because there's so many of them, you just get overwhelmed by it to the point where you can't process it anymore.
mike baker
It's exhausting.
It's exhausting.
And it kind of works both ways, right?
It works in the sense that the tweets and the bizarre statements and the things are exhausting.
And then on the other side, the people that want to make all of that stuff the death of the republic every day, it's the death of the republic.
That's exhausting.
And you say, who's running the shop?
Who's keeping things moving forward?
And I don't know.
I mean, we've got some good people in government, some really hardworking people trying to do the right thing, and yet it's just...
I'm not particularly confident right now.
joe rogan
What do you think is the worst case scenario right now?
So you say you're not confident.
mike baker
Well, I think we could have we could see the market, you know, kind of stall at this point.
I mean, I think people have been amazed at how the market was resilient and not just resilient, but, you know, blasting upwards and showing apparently no concern for You know, how disheveled the administration has been over the first several months.
joe rogan
Hasn't the market been on a steady increase since 2007 or so?
mike baker
No, but I mean...
joe rogan
2008 was the crash, right?
mike baker
Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
But since that, since the recovery...
mike baker
It took a long time.
It took a long time to come back.
But then, yeah, right.
I mean, it's not...
But what I'm talking about is the time since the election.
You know, the market showed this ability to kind of ignore what was happening, right?
What was sort of the...
The chaos that the media's reporting on and all the various things.
joe rogan
Don't you think that they were encouraged, though, by his remarks about business?
unidentified
Oh, sure.
joe rogan
That he wanted to encourage business?
mike baker
Tax cuts?
unidentified
Sure.
mike baker
Absolutely, yeah.
And some of the deregulation, which has...
Okay, to be fair, there's been a fair amount of deregulation.
Tax cuts, not so much.
And so I think now that, you know, the market's starting to look at that and think, maybe we do have an issue here.
Maybe it's not, you know, going to work out the way we thought.
So maybe that slows down.
I don't think North Korea is going to be launching any missiles.
They're not suicidal, right?
I mean, they're...
joe rogan
Again, ecstasy and...
mike baker
I could see him doing it.
Kim Jong-un.
joe rogan
What the fuck's his name?
The basketball player with the shit in his lips?
mike baker
Rodman.
joe rogan
Rodman.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
Send Rodman over there.
mike baker
With a little bit...
I could see Kim Jong-un...
joe rogan
That's what I'm saying.
mike baker
Yeah, I can see him doing that.
joe rogan
Rodman definitely does ecstasy.
mike baker
So, that's not...
Now, that I could get behind.
That's an operation we could work on, you know, because that's not targeting detainees and then we don't have all those regulations we've got to worry about.
But I think, you know...
If Rodman, you know, willingly offers up ecstasy and Kim says, fine, then it's too consenting adults.
joe rogan
Yeah, we don't even allow Rodman to go back over there anymore, right?
mike baker
No, he was, yeah, I think he does.
joe rogan
But Americans aren't allowed to go back there now.
mike baker
Yeah, but not right now, I suspect.
Although if Rodman wanted to, I'm sure he'd be welcomed.
joe rogan
Did let him go?
mike baker
Yeah, yeah.
That's our answer to everything.
Sent Dennis.
He was a hell of a ball player in his day.
unidentified
He was.
mike baker
People forget.
People think, because, you know, he's such an interesting cat now.
unidentified
Yeah.
mike baker
But people forget what a great basketball player he was.
joe rogan
Yeah, he just sort of went crazy.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, look at him.
Remember this?
Look at this picture.
mike baker
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
Remember that?
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
Bad as I want to be.
Was that a book he had out or something?
Well, I mean, you can't knock the guy for trying to be unique.
mike baker
Yeah, no, he's unique.
But he was, again, he was a hell of a player.
joe rogan
Oh, he definitely was.
mike baker
Man, that's a good look.
I haven't seen that before.
I got a jacket just like that.
joe rogan
Tropical jacket with all the...
Palm trees and...
mike baker
What is that he's wearing around his neck?
Is that a fishing net?
Or is that a...
joe rogan
Could be anything.
unidentified
Yeah.
That's...
mike baker
Man.
joe rogan
It's like a silver Mr. T thing.
mike baker
See, I could look at that and say I could never pull that off.
I could never...
joe rogan
You could.
mike baker
I couldn't do that.
joe rogan
Like for Christmas?
mike baker
Yeah.
Halloween, but not for Christmas.
And besides, when the season arrives, I put on my handmade New York Giants sweater from my daughter, and I don't take it off until after the Christmas season.
joe rogan
Whoa.
mike baker
Yeah, it's pretty manky by now, but it's a great sweater.
joe rogan
Why do you choose to do that?
mike baker
Because it's the Giants.
joe rogan
Oh, so you're a Giants fan.
Yeah, one of those guys.
Just cling to it, huh?
mike baker
I do cling to it.
I cling to it.
Past glories in so many ways.
Maybe I should see it help you.
Yeah.
Well, you know, I'm not in the government anymore.
So, no, no.
Those days are, even the possibility of those days.
I mean, unless maybe I get older and I just, you know.
joe rogan
Just want to see.
mike baker
Kids, just slip dad a tab, you know, and see what happens.
joe rogan
Tell dad to calm the fuck down.
mike baker
Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
There's only one way.
mike baker
I've told my kids, look, if things get bad, if I start to...
You know, God bless, my mom's 98. And she's all there.
She's great.
My dad passed away when he was 90. He was all there.
And so I've got a knock on wood.
I'm hoping to make it a good long ways.
You know, I've also seen folks deal with the problem of, you know, onset dementia and Alzheimer's problems that creates horrible things.
I told my kids that, well, I haven't told them, but I told the oldest one, I said, just wheel dad out to the back and you guys all take turns shooting at me and, you know.
Whoever wins gets the house.
joe rogan
Is that really what you told him?
mike baker
Yeah, the oldest one.
To shoot you?
Yeah.
He'll win, by the way.
He's a pretty good shot.
joe rogan
Yeah, but then he'll go to jail.
You don't want that.
mike baker
Nah, it's Idaho.
I'm sure there's got to be some law in the books that says it's okay to...
No, that's not true.
You're right.
Where do they have that?
joe rogan
Assisted suicides in California.
mike baker
California, and I think Oregon or Washington.
joe rogan
You posted something about Idaho, about people that were going up there for the eclipse, and I retweeted it.
It was fucking hilarious.
From the sheriff's department.
mike baker
Lincoln County Sheriff's.
That guy knocked it out of the park.
Because everybody was thinking the same thing.
Everybody was like...
Because literally, you know, the hippies...
I don't know, maybe they're not hippies.
That's not fair, but...
joe rogan
Let's call them hippies just for fun.
mike baker
Yeah, let's call them hippies.
They'd pull their camper or their Volkswagen, Vanagon, right out in the middle of a planted field, a freshly planted field, because not everything is fenced and gated out there, right?
There's a lot of space.
And they're like, come on.
Or they'll take their, like the guy said, they'll take their Prius up in the back roads.
It's not going to work out.
It's not going to make it.
joe rogan
The funny thing was about the dogs, too.
Yes, our dogs ride in the back of the truck, and occasionally some slow launers take a tumble.
But don't go to pet them.
They will bite you.
It's not your truck.
It's their truck.
mike baker
And you'll see that.
You'll see people, A, they get upset because you drive around with your dog in the back of the truck.
And B, they'll walk up and want to pet it.
joe rogan
Don't do that.
mike baker
Don't do it.
joe rogan
Leave him alone.
mike baker
He's a good dog, but that's his truck.
joe rogan
The other thing about people having guns is, yes, everybody up here has a gun.
This is Idaho.
mike baker
And the wildlife will kill you.
joe rogan
Yeah, everything will kill you.
mike baker
And it will hurt the whole time you're dying.
Yeah, that sheriff, it was great.
joe rogan
It's a great fucking post.
mike baker
We got great law enforcement on that.
I just got stopped.
I was...
We were up in the mountains, and I was racing to get to the airport on Sunday, yesterday.
And so I was coming through the canyon and heading back into Boise from up in the mountains.
And I was doing about, well, I know what I was doing, because the sheriff told me what I was doing.
He stopped me and said, you were doing 76. This is a nasty-ass canyon following the river for most of the way.
And you should be doing about 35, 40. But I was just humming.
And I was thinking, I'm making good time here.
And then the sheriff was out because he's trying to catch hippies.
And he stopped me.
But they're just great.
If you show them respect and polite, it's like a lot of places, right?
It's not just Idaho.
But the guy was like, yeah.
You know what?
I'm sorry, but how's everything else?
And you end up chatting, having a great time, having a conversation.
You don't mind getting the ticket.
You know, Bob's your uncle.
joe rogan
Mr. Baker, your white privilege is showing.
That's what's happening right there.
mike baker
Is that what's happening?
joe rogan
It's a bunch of white privilege right there.
mike baker
You know what?
That's probably the case.
Now I feel bad.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to double what I send into the county.
joe rogan
That's beautiful.
mike baker
I'm going to pay twice the amount that I should.
joe rogan
That's nice.
mike baker
Just so that I self-flagellate.
joe rogan
Yeah.
mike baker
It's not like that's a hobby.
joe rogan
Most cops are great.
I've always said that.
I think that it's cops are like most people.
Most people you run into are fine.
Most people you run into are great.
Occasionally you run into an asshole, and then you have a problem, and then you run around going, oh, people are all assholes.
No, no, no.
Maybe one out of a hundred, you know?
And I think with cops...
It's an insanely difficult job, insanely stressful.
mike baker
Did you see that video, that one officer who was trying to get that fellow to stop, and he was wearing a body camera.
And so he had asked him to stop, and he matched a description of, I think, of robbery.
And it's been on video quite a bit.
And so the officer is trying to get him to stop, trying to get him to stop.
He won't stop.
He says, I will tase you.
And he's coming around, right?
So he's Yeah.
you know pie in that chart there and he kind of gets around and he sees the hand and he starts saying take your hand out take your hand and his body cameras running and the guy pulls out a weapon and shoots him repeatedly and it's just it's all there on kids it's It's it's a it's a perfect example of how Difficult that job can be right and it's astounding so I don't know whether that video is available Yeah, it is available.
joe rogan
I've seen it.
Yeah, there's there's a bunch of those I mean I've seen one of them where a guy pulls over this one Man and the guy was a Vietnam vet gets out of his car He's got a rifle.
He's yelling at him get back in the car put the rifle down put the gun down and the guy starts shooting him and And he's, you know, shooting multiple rounds into the guy's car, and the guy starts screaming, then he goes around by the passenger side and kills him.
It's all like on camera and video.
You have to realize this is a routine traffic stop.
Pulls him over for speeding or whatever it was, and this happens.
And it can happen all the time, and that's something that's on a cop's mind every time he pulls somebody over.
And you might think, hey, I'm a good person.
I'm not doing anything.
So I was going five miles an hour over the speed limit.
You know, why has this guy got his hand on his gun?
Why is this guy freaking out?
Well, maybe watch that video.
Maybe he's thinking about his kids.
Maybe he's thinking about getting home to his family.
mike baker
Right, exactly.
And there's nothing that, again, this idea that you can't say two things that some people might think, oh, that counteracts the other.
Yeah, anytime there's a case of police brutality, deal with it.
We've got to deal with it.
unidentified
It's horrible.
mike baker
Of course.
But it's a terrible job.
It's a difficult job, and it's a dangerous job.
And those two statements can coexist, right?
And so you can support the police, and you can also support efforts to stop police brutality wherever it takes place, and ensure that it doesn't.
But you can also support the police.
And the difficult job they do and the efforts that they try to make to protect communities.
joe rogan
Yeah, the last thing you want to do is alienate them further.
I mean, that doesn't do anybody any good.
Are you denying the idea or the possibility there are any good cops?
Well, that's fucking crazy.
But it's a really convenient thing for people to say, fuck the police, because you don't get a lot of pushback, especially when something happens.
You don't get a lot of pushback.
You look like you're some sort of a liberal hero.
It's a very slippery slope, and the people that want no cops, well, okay, well, what about guns?
What are we going to do now?
You're going to just let criminals run everything?
No, no, the good people with their flowers are going to take over.
mike baker
Shit breaks down really quickly.
joe rogan
Real quick.
mike baker
And, you know, spent a long time overseas in some pretty difficult environments, and you see sort of the worst nature of people, or, you know, and...
And again, I agree with you.
I think a vast majority of people are good.
They want to do good.
They want to do the right thing.
joe rogan
They don't want conflict.
Most people don't want conflict.
mike baker
Right.
But things can break down, and people can do things that other folks that are trying to do the right thing couldn't even imagine.
Right.
And, yeah, so anyway.
joe rogan
Like shoot cops.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I mean, you have to think, I would never shoot a cop.
Why is this cop being so mean to me?
Because he doesn't fucking know you.
mike baker
Right, right.
joe rogan
You know?
He doesn't know you.
You're doing something wrong, he's pulling you over, and you gotta comply and be polite and call him sir, and try to diffuse a certain situation and be as friendly and as polite as possible.
mike baker
Yeah.
And that's not, and again, that's the same, you can give your kid, no matter who you are, you can give your kid that same advice.
unidentified
Right.
mike baker
Look, the law enforcement has a difficult job.
And, you know, so just, if you're stopped, just Comply.
Comply.
Nobody's ever, I mean, you just gotta, you gotta be concise and smart about that.
And I tell my kids, and I try to demonstrate by, like when I stopped, you know, and the sheriff came up and, you know, my kids were in the car and I was polite and I was saying, he got to the window and I said, I don't have any excuse.
I was racing to get to the airport.
I was speeding.
I know it and I have no excuse.
And that sets the tone immediately.
unidentified
Right.
mike baker
And he understands.
And now it helps that he looks in there and he sees a big dog and the kids and everything.
And that brings it down a little bit.
There's no doubt about it.
And so other situations, they might be more on edge because they don't know.
They're not sure.
And, you know, so, yes, where there's problems, deal with it.
We've got to take care of it.
But we can also acknowledge the fact that the police have a damn difficult job.
joe rogan
Yeah, and it doesn't mean that there aren't horrible mistakes and horrible cops and people that are under pressure that do terrible things.
There's some videos of people that comply and still get shot.
It's a terrible tragedy.
mike baker
No, absolutely.
They make mistakes or they have the wrong mindset or they're not trained properly.
joe rogan
Or they're all PTSD'd out and they're just not designed for that job in the first place.
I mean, it's very difficult to tell who's going to crack under pressure, the pressure of the day-to-day situation that a lot of cops find themselves in.
mike baker
Yeah, but the idea that you're right, the idea that you'd remove law enforcement and somehow we're all going to live in a peaceful community.
joe rogan
Crazy.
Those anarchists drive me fucking nuts.
We don't need laws, man.
Shut your fucking mouth.
mike baker
Get rid of all the laws and universal basic income.
That's going to be a panacea.
unidentified
Good luck.
joe rogan
What if we do out the guns?
We gather them up and melt them down.
mike baker
Not mine.
joe rogan
Make Martin Luther King Jr. statues everywhere.
You know, we were talking before the podcast started about what could possibly go wrong in Afghanistan and that Trump was going to make some sort of an announcement.
And you were talking about the idea of privatizing.
The military over there and bringing in contractors.
mike baker
Talking about it from the point of view that I don't agree with the idea.
Yeah, exactly.
In terms of disclosure, right.
My company, Diligence, we've got a security services group.
And starting back in 2003, we started building up a fairly significant presence out in Iraq as private contractors, providing support to the infrastructure operations that were going on out there.
joe rogan
And what's the benefit of having a private contractor for the military as opposed to military forces?
mike baker
Well, at that time, most of our work was actually for the infrastructure companies, right?
Because the military is not going to be providing...
They need the same level of security.
joe rogan
So say, if Halliburton is building up some sort of a new business there, they would hire you guys to come in and...
mike baker
Exactly.
And so that's an important effort because, you know, they need the same level of security that a forward operating base or a military base or facility would need, you know, but the military is not going to allocate resources for private companies.
So a lot of what the private contractors were doing was that.
And then also private contractors, you know, Getting contracts to provide additional security support or logistical support to the military, to military facilities, where they can't afford to allocate resources to perimeter security to the degree that they would like, so private contractors come in and help with that, or providing support in the movement of dignitaries or whatever it may be.
Point being is, we were out there for quite some time in Iraq doing that.
And we were there at the beginning of sort of this private contractor thing, right?
And people started becoming aware of it.
And we started working with groups, including Eric Prince's group.
We didn't work directly with him, but what I mean is that the various groups that were out there doing these contracts and this work, you know, realizing they needed to start to form an association or start to get some sort of, you know, grip on How this thing would look, right?
So that there was some consistency amongst training and what were the regulations for, you know, the various companies for, you know, weapons and everything else.
It's complicated, but, you know, long story short is, you know, we had upwards of 400 people, I guess, out there at a point providing security and intelligence support.
So I've got some experience in this.
And now what's happening with Afghanistan is...
That one of the options that's been being considered is handing over—we've got about 8,400 troops out there right now doing mostly training missions, training operations, and support for the Afghan troops.
So the idea was, well, let's let the private contractor take that over.
Let's move that out and let's not have the brave men and women of the U.S. military engaged in Afghanistan ad nauseum.
And this idea is being pushed to some degree by Eric Prince.
And he's said things like, well, if you want to keep having this conversation, you want to have the conversation 10 years from now, fine, let the military keep doing it.
Or we can be more somehow efficient.
joe rogan
Can they explain to people who Eric Prince is from Blackwater?
mike baker
Yeah, he came out of a wealthy Michigan-based family.
Betsy DeVos, the education secretary, is his sister in the current administration.
And so he started Blackwater, and they became sort of the face of, right?
Because they did very well as a private contractor business.
They got good contracts, and that was good.
They had some issues and some problems.
joe rogan
Very controversial.
mike baker
Very controversial.
They sold the business, renamed it, and then renamed it again, and yada, yada, yada.
But the point being is that the idea that somehow you're going to privatize this operation in Afghanistan, expecting then...
I guess here's the thing.
Because he said, well, it'd be about $10 billion a year, which would be a savings on what we spend now.
You give private contractors a $10 billion trough to eat at, you think they're going to end it anytime soon?
There's no fucking way.
So if we want this thing to just drag on ad nauseam, fine.
Privatize it and put that profit motive up there, and you think somehow it's not going to happen.
And again, I say that as a private contractor that had been involved in that.
joe rogan
Well, I appreciate your honesty in that regard.
mike baker
It's the wrong thing to do.
And on top of that, if we're...
I guess the overlying, the 30,000-foot view that I've got is that if it's important enough for us to be there, then that's a military function.
Then we have to commit in a way that, you know, we're not right now.
We've been in this sort of stalemate situation right over there, and now we're somewhat surprised or people are surprised that the Taliban is resurgent.
Well, where the hell did they think they were going to go?
The Taliban don't have any place to go.
So they're going to wait us out.
This was entirely predictable.
And we're trying to sell them this pseudo-federal democracy.
The Afghan people don't understand, for the most part, I don't think.
Maybe I'm just too cynical.
But they don't understand what the hell we've been trying to sell them for all these years.
So this doesn't diminish all the pain and sacrifice and suffering of all the people that have been out there and the lives that we've lost.
It doesn't diminish it at all.
What I'm saying is that we need to think about what's our endgame?
What's our objective?
So if we're worried now about the Taliban resurging and ISIS kind of coming back in, well, fine.
But let's say this is our objective.
And to meet that objective, then we're going to need more troops on the ground.
And let's see how that plays out.
I don't think a lot of people are going to be happy about it.
You don't necessarily do things to make people happy if it's a national security interest.
If we decide that that's in our national security interest, then yes, we need to commit and do it.
But handing it over to a privatized force, to me, is just slightly left of insane.
It doesn't make any sense.
And it's always easy for people to stand around and talk tough and say, we just need more troops.
I don't know that the objective is sufficiently clarified to say that we need more troops.
I haven't heard...
I don't care whether we improve the literacy rate of the Afghan people by another percentage point or if we build another road.
I don't think that's in our national security interests.
And so I think we need to be a little bit more clear about why we're there or what we're hoping to accomplish at some point.
We wanted to be there so that they wouldn't use it as a playground for terrorists to then develop and plot and plan and attack the West again.
So maybe the thing that we should have done was go in there, kick the shit out of them like we did in Tora Bora and elsewhere, explain to the remnants of the government, if you allow that to happen again, we're going to come back and we're going to do this again.
And we're very good at that.
We're very good at strategic operations.
And we could have done that.
And maybe that's the thing we need to do now.
And then that government's been corrupt for a very long time.
Karzai government, holy shit, they were completely corrupt.
And yet we all rallied around Karzai as if he was, you know, because he dressed well.
joe rogan
Well, his brother was a heroin dealer.
mike baker
Yes, yeah.
joe rogan
Awful.
mike baker
And, you know, in the current government, is it any better?
Well, they're a little more clever at hiding their corruption, but it still exists.
And more importantly, the tribal society there doesn't really get this idea of, you know, a strong central government.
It kind of runs counter to thousands of years of self-governance out there.
But anyway, so that's the thing.
So what's he going to say tonight?
I don't have a clue, but I think he's got limited opportunity.
What's he going to say?
We're going to cut and run.
We're going to leave.
That's one option.
We're going to increase the number of U.S. troops on the ground.
That's one option.
joe rogan
There it is right there.
It's up.
Trump is sending 4,000 more troops to Afghanistan.
Is that good?
Now here's the thing about when it comes to operations over there and what the objectives are.
One of the things that I've been hearing from people that are in the military that I know is they say they are happy that Trump is supporting them and that Trump Trump is kind of essentially giving the reins to the military, saying, look, this is what you guys do.
I'm not going to get in your way.
In fact, I'm going to support you.
And there seemed to be one of the few groups that is fairly universally happy with his decisions in that regard and with the people that he's appointed.
mike baker
I think that's right.
I think law enforcement as well.
I think if you feel like you've got top cover, you know, then, you know, and that was one of the problems.
I mean, people talked about the, and we talked about it briefly, about the idea of the, you know, sort of the narrative of sort of a battle between Trump and the intel community.
Well, the intel community had a problem with the previous administration because they kept shifting the goalposts.
They were going to criminally prosecute people in the agency for engaging in that interrogation program and rendition program that had been approved by the previous administration.
That creates some ill will.
So the fact that the military and to some degree others and certainly law enforcement feel as if they've got this top cover from the current administration, that is a good thing.
And if you're willing to not politicize, All of this and make every decision related to national security based on how you think it's going to move the polls, then that's also a good thing.
As long as you're getting good, solid advice and you're consistent in your decision-making process, all those things are good.
I don't know enough about Trump to know how he...
He makes those decisions.
But he does have good people.
Mattis is a good person.
Pompeo is a good person.
John Kelly is certainly a great guy.
McMaster.
All these people are solid people who in any other administration would, you know, people would be saying, yeah, that's great.
You know, they're very highly regarded.
But sort of there's this cloud over it because it's Trump.
unidentified
Right.
mike baker
And people are still not sure how things play out in that administration.
But if he does listen, I think, yeah, that's a good thing.
But sending 4,000 more troops, that's not quite 50% on top of what we've currently got there.
Right.
What does that allow us to do?
Well, some of those troops are going to have to be involved in security operations of the trainers.
Some of those troops are going to have to be involved in, you know, logistical support, intel collection support.
So, you know, will it make us more effective in defeating in the short term some of the pushback from the Taliban and identifying and taking out more ISIS? Well, sure.
Okay.
And then what?
I guess that's my question.
And then what?
What are we doing there?
joe rogan
What is our objective in Afghanistan today, in 2017?
What is the objective?
mike baker
I couldn't eloquently, not that I could eloquently do shit, but I couldn't state what our endgame is there.
I think it's, I would suppose, in the big picture, it's to create a stable society that will be a bulwark of some form of democracy.
joe rogan
Have we ever done that, though?
I mean, have we ever successfully been involved in nation-building?
mike baker
We have, yeah.
When you think about post-World War II. But that was, again, different times.
So you can't compare necessarily.
You know, chronologically, so...
joe rogan
Like when we've invaded places or when we've been a part of...
Like, look what's going on in Libya.
I mean, we supported that revolution, and now it's a fucking complete disaster and a terrifying part of the world.
mike baker
Yeah, it's a real hot mess, and nobody wants to talk about Libya.
And, you know, we didn't have a national security interest in Libya.
And yet we allowed ourselves to get in there.
joe rogan
Why did we do that?
mike baker
A lot of pressure from the French and the Italians who did.
And I think we felt it was somehow, I don't know why, but maybe there was a feeling as if it would be easier, more containable somehow.
But I mean, shit, there's more tribal history, more tribes in Libya than in Afghanistan.
You've got like 130 some odd tribes in Libya.
joe rogan
It's another thing I watched recently.
mike baker
And it's massive as a country.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I watched Qaddafi's death again recently.
Watched the whole capture of him and the whole thing.
It was just fascinating to watch this brutal, evil, murderous dictator all of a sudden get caught by these common people, these rebels, you know, like, you know, outside of his palace and freaking out and his hair's all fucked up.
mike baker
But the weird thing is, he was our guy.
He was our evil dictator, right?
He had renounced nuclear weapons.
joe rogan
For a while, yeah.
mike baker
He had gotten on board for the most part on sort of a counterterrorism program to provide assistance or at least support or at least not impede.
I'm not saying he was a complete son of a bitch, but it's interesting, isn't it, the dynamics involved.
And so we decided it was better to support the French and Italians and topple him.
And now, you know, it's...
I mean, but that's always the case, you know?
joe rogan
Isn't it always the case, too, that we have these dictators, we prop them up, and then after a while, we'll go, Jesus, this fucking guy, we gotta get him out of there.
Like Saddam.
mike baker
Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
Like, sort of same...
And Hussein lasted a long time in that position.
When you think about the horrific nature of some of the shit that he did and his sons did.
Oh, yeah.
mike baker
His sons were completely...
joe rogan
Monsters.
mike baker
Yeah, yeah.
And that's a good point.
I mean, you know, but, you know, hey, how did it...
How did his presence when they were at odds with Iran, you know, how did that help our overall sense of strategic, you know, foreign policy?
So things happen and you don't, you know, you don't get to pick and choose sometimes.
I guess maybe you do, but then it'd be kind of a strange world.
But you got to deal with sometimes with the people that are out there and, you know, So it's, I don't know, 4,000 more troops in Afghanistan, is that going to somehow solve a problem?
It's going to, I suspect, kick the can down the road again.
It's like Vietnam.
joe rogan
What would you do?
mike baker
Where did the Viet Cong have to go?
They had nowhere to go.
Right.
joe rogan
It's a totally different situation though, isn't it?
Because the Viet Cong really didn't have any threat to us.
mike baker
Well, what I mean is, what did we think was going to happen?
They were going to outweigh us.
They were going to outlast us.
The suffering was nothing in their minds compared to what we were going through and how we were processing it.
So I guess that's what I mean.
Yeah, everything is relative, but I mean, with this...
joe rogan
What would you do?
If you were in the situation to call the shots, like someone said, hey, Mike Baker, what do we do about Afghanistan?
mike baker
Yeah, you know what?
I'm not saying it's an easy, by any means, A, it's above my pay grade, but B, I think ISIS creates a different situation there.
If we hadn't seen ISIS develop and start to impact to some degree things that are going on in Afghanistan, then I think we could be better off just saying, okay, we're going to figure out a way to work with the Taliban.
I mean, the Taliban, I think at this stage of the game, could be contained within Afghanistan without allowing their place to be used as a shelter for terrorism.
I say that now, caveating saying now you've got ISIS, and that's a different kettle of fish because they're at odds with each other.
So what are we going to do?
End up, you know, in some weird fashion supporting the Taliban and their efforts to, you know, stamp out ISIS?
unidentified
Yeah.
mike baker
This is, we're talking thousands of years of history of failed efforts in Afghanistan.
And do I think, do I have the hubris to think that we somehow are going to solve this?
No.
So, you know, maybe the answer is just find that point on the curve where you can support an existing government that you can hold your nose and live with.
It's, you know, corrupt and, you know, but at least they're Working in the counterterrorism realm, you know, and they're supporting those sort of interests from our perspective.
And yet, you know, I don't think we're ever going to get to that point where we see a stable, self-supporting, you know, pseudo-democratic nation exist there.
I just don't think it's going to happen.
So that's a hugely unsatisfying answer.
But, you know, maybe it's like pollution.
You do little things, you know, and hope that it helps.
And maybe that's what we're doing here.
You know, if you just start from the point of view of saying, we're going to create a bulwark of democracy, you're overwhelmed.
It's never going to happen.
So you don't do anything.
You back out of it.
Part of me just, I hate the idea of leaving, right?
I mean, I think a lot of people do.
joe rogan
Well, they think we're going to create a vacuum, right?
mike baker
Right.
And quite frankly, that's typically what happens, you know, and particularly with ISIS, you know, in a presence that they would see that and they would see an opportunity.
Now, you know, they're at odds with the Taliban and the Taliban is pretty brutal.
Could they handle it on their own?
You know, meaning could they, you know, destroy ISIS on their own?
Who knows?
Maybe.
But it certainly complicates the situation.
joe rogan
Especially if we just decide to somehow or another support ISIS. No, that's never gonna happen.
mike baker
I mean, excuse me, support the Taliban in their battle against ISIS. I could see elements of the Taliban saying, look, we just want to fucking self-govern, right?
Okay, we get it.
joe rogan
Could you ever imagine a scenario where the United States would support the Taliban because they were at war with ISIS? Like the Taliban could soften their stance on some things, would reach some sort of common ground?
mike baker
Well, look, we're kind of on the same side with Iran against ISIS, right?
We're not supporting Iran, but in a way we are in the sense that we're We're trying to kill the same people.
joe rogan
Right.
mike baker
So who would have thought that, you know, four or five years ago?
joe rogan
That's how nutty ISIS is.
mike baker
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody can agree.
Everybody can agree.
It's the one group that everybody can agree on.
But, yeah, I don't know.
It's interesting.
So that's what the president's going to talk about this evening, 4,000 more troops.
I, you know, he could have said, we're going to leave, and the people that hate Trump would be up in arms.
He could say, we're going to add 4,000 troops, they're going to be up in arms.
He could say, we're going to give it over to the private contractors, they'd be up in arms.
It doesn't really matter.
So there's going to be a lot of opposition to this regardless.
If there's a clear, defined mission with an endgame, fine.
I just haven't heard, I don't know what that is.
And maybe they've said it, I just haven't seen it.
joe rogan
Well, it seems like the only way we're ever gonna get peace and harmony in the world is if there's no fifth world, fourth world, third world, or second world.
Just one first world.
Everybody has, like, suburban problems.
mike baker
Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
Is that even possible?
mike baker
No.
I mean, an equitable society where everybody's on the same footing.
joe rogan
Impossible.
mike baker
Maybe if you have universal basic income and...
joe rogan
Across the world.
mike baker
Yeah, and get rid of law enforcement.
Drain the 1%.
Yeah, exactly.
joe rogan
Crack everywhere.
mike baker
I don't think that's it.
It's not going to happen.
joe rogan
That's so disheartening for people, though.
A guy like you has so many years of...
Experience in intelligence agencies that you would say that there's nothing that could ever be done that would give peace in the world.
Like, generations from now, we're still going to be dealing with the same issues we're dealing with now.
mike baker
I mean, maybe, you know, if the chemist can figure out a way to get us all some ecstasy, maybe that's going to solve it.
Yeah.
No, I don't know.
You know, it's the way it is.
It's human nature.
joe rogan
We go through periods of peace.
mike baker
You go through periods of prosperity.
And during those periods, it kind of helps to lift everybody up.
And they get to a certain level that they didn't imagine before.
They're still trailing.
But are we ever going to get to a point where we're all...
You know, we're all the same.
I don't...
I mean, hey, great, but I don't see it.
joe rogan
Well, here's a perfect example.
The United States and Germany, right?
We were at war in the 1940s, and now we're absolutely at peace.
I mean, and Germany is prosperous, and it's a great country, and everything's great.
I mean...
I would wonder what would have to take place for this to be a worldwide thing, where the rest of the world sort of rises up to an adequate level of civilization and we no longer engage in the potential global war that we're all looking at right now.
We're really looking at the possibility with Russia and with North Korea and all these different players.
There could be some sort of a twisted World War III going on.
mike baker
Russia, I think, is...
Russia's punching over its weight.
I mean, at the end of the day, Russia's got a GDP, you know, equivalent to a mid-sized EU country, right?
I mean, so they just...
You know, and Putin is very clear he wants to rebuild the Soviet Union to some degree, in some fashion, right?
And he's been...
He's done it through some territory.
He does it through energy policy, through meddling, like they always do.
But so, you know, I don't think Russia...
But to your point...
Yeah, as with the U.S. and Germany, could we see a way that the U.S. and Iran, for example, could find common ground, and suddenly, 40 years from now, be at peace, and not only at peace, but supporting each other's economy, and, you know, have that sort of interaction, and...
I don't know.
I don't think so.
unidentified
Oof.
mike baker
I don't think so.
joe rogan
Damn.
mike baker
Can I pour you some coffee?
joe rogan
No, I'm good.
I'm just thinking.
I'm just like...
At a certain point in time, it just...
It's very frustrating to think that...
I guess the pace of progress is so incredibly slow.
When you look back in history, this is probably the safest time to be alive ever.
So there's been some progress from, you know, the Roman times to today.
There's obviously been some worldwide progress.
mike baker
Oh, sure, yeah.
Yeah, longevity and, you know, stamping out disease and all the rest of those things.
Yeah, we're done.
For what it's worth, it's a great time to be alive.
And people that are walking around every day trying to find a reason to be offended or finding that...
joe rogan
It's because there's no real conflict that they have these issues.
mike baker
Right.
The hordes aren't coming over the border to rape and pillage.
joe rogan
There's no Great Depression.
There's food that's pretty easy to find.
mike baker
They did find the plague.
joe rogan
They did.
Found the bubonic plague on some ticks, right?
mike baker
Yep.
joe rogan
Where was that?
mike baker
Was that in Arizona?
joe rogan
I think it was.
Goddamn Arizona.
It's in response to Joe Arpaio getting arrested.
mike baker
Everybody's mad.
Wasn't there some talk about Trump pardoning him?
joe rogan
Yeah, there it is.
Bubonic plague in Arizona.
Fleas found carrying the infectious disease.
There you go.
Wonderful.
mike baker
And that's where it's going to be.
It's not going to be...
This is my...
For what it's worth...
I put this along with my big pussy theory.
But it's not going to be the North Koreans firing off a missile or whatever.
It's going to be this idea.
It's going to be a pandemic.
Something that we didn't quite see coming.
A mutation of a disease or something that...
Because I do believe in the idea that, you know, nature takes care of its own eventually, you know, just like a deer herd or whatever, and eventually the overpopulation issue becomes a concern, and that's how the earth tends to reset itself.
joe rogan
Yeah, that is always how it works.
mike baker
Yeah.
That would suck, but another reason to be in Idaho.
joe rogan
Bubonic plague.
I mean, they have three human cases in New Mexico, that article said, and then they found it in fleas in Arizona.
God.
mike baker
Yeah, well, everybody go see your doctor.
unidentified
Well, they won't survive the winter in Idaho.
mike baker
What else has been going on?
joe rogan
You tell me.
The guy with the inside track.
mike baker
Yeah, well, there is that.
joe rogan
You're the man with the suit coat on.
mike baker
Yeah, I know.
I get that.
What I have in here also is a pocket square.
I pull that out when I do a TV interview.
I pull up my pocket square.
joe rogan
Just to get a little classier?
mike baker
Well, people tend to think you know what you're talking about when you have a hanky in your pocket.
joe rogan
I learned that from Guy Ritchie explaining the pocket square to me.
mike baker
Did he?
joe rogan
Yeah, he schooled me in it.
It's very enlightening.
mike baker
So this is not something I was working on and developing.
This is his theory.
joe rogan
No, it's not his theory, but he is very well educated and very well thought out in regards to his choice of suits and a man wearing a well-tailored suit.
mike baker
Damn, he's not still married to Madonna.
joe rogan
No, he got rid of that guy.
Check a long time ago.
But he had a kid with her.
There you go.
mike baker
Yeah.
I remember Madonna, as soon as she started seeing Guy Ritchie, I was living in England at the time, and she just suddenly, out of nowhere, had a British accent.
joe rogan
I love it.
I love when people do that.
mike baker
That's fantastic.
joe rogan
I love that.
I love when white people talk like black people.
I love...
It's my favorite.
Or a Chinese guy talking like a black guy, that's even better.
mike baker
That's Chinese guy?
joe rogan
Yeah.
mike baker
When have you heard that?
joe rogan
I've seen it.
I've seen it many times.
I'm a big fan of transracial, like people that think they're the wrong race.
Yes, that's a new thing.
It's one of the few trans things you can mock still.
mike baker
Can you mock it?
joe rogan
Yes!
mike baker
Okay.
joe rogan
Openly, and I'm not letting it go.
mike baker
So what would that be?
joe rogan
Rachel Dolezal.
mike baker
Oh, that's right.
joe rogan
Who ran the NAACP in Spokane.
mike baker
That's right.
joe rogan
Essentially identified with black people.
mike baker
Sean King.
That's what I'm thinking of.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's another one.
But he denies it.
He says that everyone is wrong.
His mom, his dad, his birth certificate.
People he knows.
mike baker
They all lie to him?
joe rogan
They're lying to everybody else, and only he knows.
He says his mom had an affair with a light-skinned black man or something.
unidentified
It's not my business.
mike baker
Yeah, who knows?
Exactly.
Exactly.
I can't find enough energy, given everything else that's going on, to be offended by very much, frankly.
I just don't care.
I like people to live their own lives.
If you're happy...
God bless you.
Just be happy.
joe rogan
I'm way more amused than I am ever offended by things like that.
I'm amused.
mike baker
That's a good way to put it, yeah.
That's a good way to say it.
You're more amused than offended.
joe rogan
Do you know Rachel Dolezal, the chick from Spokane?
Because she got in trouble, you know, because everyone was mad at her, she changed her name.
Legally.
To the blackest name the world has ever known.
Young Jamie, pull that name up.
It's a wonderful name.
And I would encourage anyone that wants to be transracial to do the same thing.
N-K-E-C-H-I... I don't know how you say that.
Nekechi Amare Diallo.
That's her new name.
Ready?
Here we go again.
Nekechi Amare Diallo.
D-I-A-L-L-O. Hmm.
mike baker
Holy smokes.
I like the description, though, that they give her.
She's a former civil rights activist.
Well, I guess because she was fired.
joe rogan
Former Africana studies instructor.
What's Africana?
mike baker
She decided to give up the civil rights activist thing.
joe rogan
Mmm, yeah silly goose, but it was great when she had like a fro like look at her over there with that Yeah, full white family orange spray tan from Lincoln County, Montana little Ruth Ann's girl But she feels like she identifies with black people more she likes the culture more and You know there's always been people that like the culture more and talk was sure like they're a part of the culture Well, you don't say you are.
Yeah, that's the new thing, though.
mike baker
Isn't that appropriating?
And aren't there people that are offended by the idea of appropriating?
Like, if I opened a Mexican restaurant, people would be offended because I shouldn't do that.
I don't know what I should do.
joe rogan
I know black people that were furious at her.
And I know other people that are also black that were laughing hysterically at it.
They thought it was what I think.
I mean, it really doesn't affect you.
It's preposterous.
And not only that, don't be infuriated by the fact that she got caught.
I mean, she's not having any undue influence.
This is all ridiculous.
unidentified
Right.
mike baker
No, exactly.
And also...
Again, it's this idea that people are walking around looking for reasons to be offended, and it just seems exhausting.
And so I don't know how people do it.
I don't know why they do it.
Maybe they just don't have enough going on in their lives.
joe rogan
They don't have enough objectivity.
They get caught up in the momentum of being pissed off about something.
But that cultural appropriation or pretending you're something.
Like, look at how many fucking people pretend they're Native American because it makes them seem more spiritual.
Jesus, that's always been an issue.
mike baker
Yeah.
Yeah, there is that.
Elizabeth Warren.
Elizabeth Warren.
I was just trying to remember her name.
joe rogan
That's right.
mike baker
I wonder if she's going to run in 2020. That's always going to be a problem.
joe rogan
You lied and said you were part Native American to get some sort of a scholarship.
mike baker
That's right.
Harvard, wasn't it?
unidentified
Harvard?
Yes.
mike baker
Oh, look at that.
Yeah.
I will say this.
The world is so funny.
When we went into Iraq in 2003, early 2003. People started looking at the business opportunities of Iraq, right?
I remember there was that whole idea, excuse me, that there was going to be all sorts of business opening up in Iraq because I don't know what they were thinking.
So then it became people looking for contracts, government contracts, commercial sector contracts to do business in Iraq.
And so the idea was suddenly there was a mad rush.
up minority-owned and veteran-owned and women-owned businesses.
So the idea was if you had like an Inuit Indian, you know, Eskimo, who was supposedly in charge of your business, that gave you extra points when you were weighed in the bid for a contract that you were going for.
So there became this cottage industry, much like the casino business, of trying to find tribes that you can represent in order for them then to open up, and you're creating essentially a tribe to have a casino.
Right.
Because it gives them certain advantages.
So it's an interesting world we live in.
joe rogan
Well, the Native American casino business is very weird in that regard.
And also that a lot of people in these areas, because they're a certain percentage, and I think it's as little as 1 16th Native American, you can get a check.
So if the casino is raking in the cash, the people that are a part of that tribe all get free money.
So these casinos are just generating like...
Fucking billions of dollars a year.
mike baker
Oh, yeah.
Some of them do very well.
Some of them are kind of marginal, but there are a number of them that do very well.
And you know what?
And for some of these, I don't know about you, but some of the...
I'll tell you what.
If you want to be depressed, go to...
There's certain Indian reservations in this country that are just awful.
Oh, my God.
The level of poverty is just astounding.
joe rogan
Alcoholism.
mike baker
Yeah, exactly.
Substance abuse and lack of opportunity, lack of educational facilities for the kids.
And that's just not right.
We should be far better than that.
There should not be...
joe rogan
Well, Native American reservations are very strange when you think about, like, how long ago it was that these tribespeople were, you know, roaming the earth in nomadic fashion and living the life they did before the Europeans came, and that now they've become this segmented part of our population that's sort of a part of America, but has their own kind of, like, nation inside of a nation.
Yeah.
And it has weird rules.
Like, the way they have it up in Canada, they call them First Nation people, but in Canada it's real weird in regards to wildlife.
Like, I don't know if you know how it works up there, but they can shoot anything they want all year round.
And they have it that way in Washington State as well.
unidentified
Right, right.
joe rogan
With elk.
You know, they hunt elk all year round.
The rules are so different.
mike baker
Fishing is the same way.
joe rogan
They use spotlights.
For moose, so like they drive at night with 4x4s, the moose see the spotlight, they freeze, they blow them away with high-powered rifles, and they can kill them as many as they want all year round.
mike baker
We used to go spotlighting kangaroos.
I lived in Australia when I was younger, worked on a sheep station.
joe rogan
You lived in England?
You lived in Australia?
mike baker
I've lived in a lot of places, but I'm in my last place now.
I know.
I'm never moving.
But, yeah, we used to go in Australia and lived on a sheep station out there.
Massive property.
You get in the back of the truck, you know, with the spotlights, and you go out, and those kangaroos are hard as shit to hit.
They are tough hunting.
joe rogan
Now, are you guys doing that for population control?
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
Is there too many of them?
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
Did you eat the kangaroos?
mike baker
Oh, yeah.
It's supposed to be delicious.
You know, it can be, you know, depending on how old they are.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
How you cook it?
mike baker
But the tail is actually the tastiest part.
unidentified
What?
mike baker
Kangaroo tail.
Yeah.
I don't know about all that.
No, I don't mean the ass.
I mean the tail.
They have a big tail because it bounces around.
joe rogan
I've seen them on TV. Yeah, there you go.
mike baker
I saw them in real life.
Yeah, but anyway, they are hard to hit.
They're completely unpredictable in their movement, and they move fast, and they jump.
The fences they can clear, it's impressive.
I don't know why I'm talking about spotlighting kangaroos.
joe rogan
We played a video of these massive herds or packs or whatever you'd call them of kangaroos roaming across the field.
Some people have no idea what the numbers are.
I have friends that live in Australia and they tell me there's places that are just infested and there's nothing they can do.
They don't know what to do.
So they literally have to gun them down.
mike baker
Because there's no predators.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
I mean, what do you got?
Dingo's not going to bring down a kangaroo or a feral cat.
Yeah, so they're all over the place.
Great little animals, though.
unidentified
They're cool.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
They're kind of cute.
mike baker
And they're tasty.
joe rogan
Yeah, look at these fuckers bouncing all over the place.
Kangaroo call starts today.
Jesus Christ.
So many of them.
And people are upset.
I guess these people are upset at the kangaroo call.
Eh, you're always going to have that.
Whoa, that one got stuck on our phones.
mike baker
Yeah, that's not good.
joe rogan
Yeah, I mean, whenever you have an animal that doesn't have any sort of a natural predator, they just freeball it.
mike baker
Exactly, yeah.
And Australia is such an interesting place.
Every time they introduce a species to try to solve a problem, that species just takes off.
Oh, they fucked that up.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's never-ending.
joe rogan
I was trying to explain to someone the other day about the cats there.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
That they hunt cats, like what we think of as a pet.
And they're like, why?
And I'm like, listen, I know it doesn't seem right, but the feral cat population is just run out of control.
Like, we did a podcast once, we pulled up the feral cat population in America and what it does, that they kill billions of birds and rodents in America.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
And someone was like, no, that can't be right.
I'm like, listen, the scientists who do the study are shocked.
Cats are fucking murderers.
mike baker
Yeah.
We had a cat, a great cat, named Charlie, who's now died.
But he was not to a cat for the most part, but he would kill chipmunks.
And he would lay the chipmunks out in a row, like an offering.
And he was incredibly efficient.
We'd try to keep him indoors, but he just wanted to be outside killing something.
joe rogan
That's his fun time.
And then come in and you open up a nice fresh can of cat food for him.
Like, thanks, Dad.
mike baker
He's got a little bit of chipmunk in his tooth.
Yeah, but the feral cats, yeah, in the ranches, I mean, you'd be out repairing fences or something, and, you know, you'd just kind of get off, or they'd spook the horses, or you'd put your hand down to pick something up, and they'd just come out of nowhere, and they're just, you know, they're bastards.
joe rogan
Yeah, they're not what you think of.
unidentified
They're not kitties.
mike baker
They're not kitty cats.
It's not like Hello Kitty.
joe rogan
Yeah, they're like a wild, small predator that's extremely vicious.
And, you know, they kill things all the time.
The feral cat problem in the United States is insignificant in comparison to what it does in Australia, though.
In Australia, they have devastated ground-nesting birds and all sorts of other species because they're an invasive species.
mike baker
Yeah, and there's nothing, again, there's nothing really going on.
Dingoes, maybe, but, you know, that's, they're not going to put a populationist now.
So, a dingo ate my baby.
joe rogan
But where you live is fascinating because you've got everything up there.
You've got grizzly bears.
Yeah.
You guys got a healthy grizzly population.
I have a buddy who went black bear hunting up there, and they could not find black bears.
They found a horde of grizzlies.
mike baker
Okay, yeah.
joe rogan
They saw grizzly after grizzly after grizzly.
mike baker
It's amazing.
I mean, it is, and it is, it's such a good thing.
When you see the, sort of the health of the wildlife population, it just, it makes you feel really good, you know?
Yeah.
And it's, you know, it's hard to explain.
I mean, people, I was up in Yellowstone, and once again, I'm always amazed at how, People interact with wildlife when they're not used to it.
Yellowstone is probably the best place to see that happen.
Because there's so many tourists during the busy time of year.
And there's no regard for the fact that it's a wild animal.
And even the bison.
The bison will kill you in a hot second if they get pissed off.
And you'll get these tourists that'll get out of their car and...
You know, and the husband will be taking a picture and telling his wife to get a little bit closer, get a little bit closer.
Now, maybe he's doing it deliberately, right?
Go pet it!
unidentified
Yeah!
mike baker
He looks fine.
But it's amazing.
That's another place for people.
If they haven't been to Yellowstone, go to Yellowstone.
Yeah.
joe rogan
Well, it seems like a zoo to people.
You know, you see these gigantic, furry, Star Wars-looking things out there.
I mean, that's what a buffalo looks like when you see it in real life.
You're like, is that real?
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
They're so big.
mike baker
They are.
They're massive.
And we were there, and at one point, it was getting to be twilight, and I came around a corner, and I was with a couple of the rangers and...
There was a vehicle stopped.
It was a minivan.
It was stopped on the side of the road, and there were half a dozen people out of this minivan, and they were all kind of fussing about, you know, and just a little bit in the field there on the side.
What are they doing?
And then it became clear that there was a little calf out there, a little bison calf.
It had gotten separated from the herd, and I guess they had seen it, but now you could hear it.
It was kind of over there, bleeding, and they wanted to get it.
They wanted to round it up.
Bleeding meaning bleats, bleats, the noise.
Yeah, not bleeding, although that was probably the next step in this calf's evolution.
They were trying to figure out how to round it up and get it back to its...
Oh, God.
And the rangers said, here we go again.
And they said, I mean, look, this happens.
Unfortunately, people don't realize it's nature.
So they had to get out and I stood there and listened while they explained to these people, look, this calf is somebody's dinner now.
It's going to be found and devoured by other...
Forces of nature out here.
Most likely wolves.
Yeah.
And that wolf population is coming back up there, which is great.
And so these people were horrified.
They were amazed that the rangers wouldn't do something like, I guess, catch the calf, put it in the back of the truck, and drive it to the herd.
Take it to the zoo.
Take it to the herd.
Or take it home and bottle feed it.
joe rogan
There's not much you can do.
And most likely, if its mother left it behind, maybe there's something wrong with the mother as well.
mike baker
Yeah, I mean, who knows what the reasoning was behind it, but it was interesting.
It was a good lesson.
But the park system, anyway, I think we've talked about that before.
It's just astounding in this country.
joe rogan
It's amazing.
mike baker
Oh my God, yeah.
joe rogan
And the national parks that we have, and in Idaho in particular, you guys have a lot of public land.
mike baker
We've got a lot of wilderness.
The Frank Church wilderness is insane in terms of the size.
I've read a really good book called The Big Burn, if anybody's looking for a book to pick up and read.
It's about this massive forest fire that took place mostly in Idaho.
And it was during the course of Teddy Roosevelt's time.
So it also covers Teddy Roosevelt and his efforts and the way that he got kind of turned on to conservation.
And the beginnings of the firefighting, you know, profession, you know, forest fires.
And it's a fascinating read.
I mean, you think about it, people get here and go, really?
I'm going to read a book about a big forest fire?
But it's incredible.
And they weave in the history and the time of the administration and how they were declaring parks and what they were doing and how they tried to tackle this fire and what that meant for future conservation.
And it's a fascinating book.
So it's called The Big Burn.
I'm drawing a blank on who wrote it.
But if anybody's out there listening and wants to book, pick it up.
joe rogan
How did they try to stop a fire back then, especially a massive wildfire?
mike baker
You know, doing a lot of the same things that they do now, right?
Cutting lines and breaks and trying to deprive it of fuel, feeding it back on itself.
It was just manpower, just sheer manpower, and trying to, you know, putting up the smoke towers and creating them.
Back then, that's what they were doing.
joe rogan
What's a smoke tower?
mike baker
Well, you know, out in the middle of nowhere, you try to space out these...
Outposts, these little points on the top of the mountains where you can identify smoke and try to catch it.
You know, like if you've got an electrical storm, boom, then all of a sudden you see some smoke and you realize you probably got a start of a fire.
You want to get on it as quick as possible.
So then nowadays you'll call on the smoke jumpers and they'll go in and that's an insane job to try to contain it, put it out.
But there's always been debate.
What do you do?
Do you let it burn?
How do you deal with these things?
joe rogan
It depends, I'm sure, on the weather forecast as well.
mike baker
Weather forecast and the part of the You know, it was politics and it was, I mean, back then in Roosevelt's time, it was all the timber barons, right?
And the mining barons and the railroad barons.
And, you know, they weren't interested in Roosevelt's idea of claiming land for the public.
Right.
And so, you know, it was, I mean, it's a fascinating, it's a fascinating read.
And again, sort of go back to that same thing that we talked about before, how did this nation get cobbled together and how did it end up looking the way it looked?
And Roosevelt had some real vision.
joe rogan
Oh, he really did.
I mean, we're so thankful.
We should be so thankful because of that vision.
We have this incredible national park system and all this public land.
I talked to a wildlife biologist who said that that's one of the reasons why we have all these issues with like bark beetles and all these different dead tree issues that when we get a forest fire today, it's like so out of control because we don't allow these burns to take place, which they do naturally in nature.
mike baker
Right.
And that's part of it, because you can imagine what happens.
If you don't do that, you develop the fuel over a long period of time, and then you get a devastating fire.
joe rogan
Right.
And also, apparently, the carbon from those trees burning is actually good for the ground, the soil.
mike baker
No, it is.
And the ability of the land to bounce back, I mean, we see it in Idaho all the time.
When you get up in Montana and other parts of Wyoming, you see how quickly the environment can bounce back.
joe rogan
How often do you see, like, wolves and grizzlies and stuff like that where you're at?
mike baker
Wolves more than grizzlies.
The grizzlies will still...
Yeah, they'll still...
You know, they'll try to keep to themselves.
But...
joe rogan
But you're seeing more wolves?
mike baker
A ton of elk, yeah.
More wolves.
We've got a lot of...
Everybody's got coyotes.
There's coyotes everywhere.
They're so resilient.
They're like the cockroach of the mammal.
joe rogan
Yeah, they're pretty incredible.
mike baker
But it's...
Yeah, it's...
I'd say if you're...
You know, if you're looking at an accessible trip, you know, I get to ask this all the time, what would you do?
Where would you go?
If you had, like, two weeks, you know, take the kids and drive them somewhere, I would just point the car towards Utah, Idaho, you know, Montana, Wyoming, and just, you know, just head up there, and then just see what you can see.
You know, you got plenty of opportunity, a tremendous number of excellent parks, and, you know, show the kids something different.
joe rogan
Yeah, just let them understand these vast, vast swaths of land that are just open wilderness.
mike baker
And take the electronics away, too.
joe rogan
Yeah, give me your iPad.
mike baker
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
Hide those in the trunk.
mike baker
God.
We're starting, the kids all start school tomorrow, and they know as soon as the school year starts, that's it.
They don't get to touch electronics now.
joe rogan
That's a good rule.
mike baker
Yeah, no more.
joe rogan
I mean, unless they have homework or something like that.
It's just too easy to find, like, escape in that.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
From life.
And that life is critical for young minds.
Even being bored.
I was reading something about the power of boredom and how important it is for creativity.
Boredom?
Yeah, kids today are never bored.
They never, like, have to think of something to do.
They can always just look at their phone or look at the TV. And it never activates that part of their brain where they're searching and thinking.
mike baker
That's really interesting.
I hadn't thought about that.
But you're right, because we tend to plan everything for them.
Okay, now you've got to go to your, whatever, your hockey lesson.
Now you've got to go to lacrosse.
Now it's going to be baseball.
Now you've got a chess club or whatever the hell you're doing.
Yeah, you're right.
And it also kind of goes back to that idea that we used to manage these things for ourselves.
Right.
And so kids would go out and they would organize their own teams.
Right.
I worry about that, too.
I mean, God, you know, just the ability for kids to meet up at a playground and say, okay, we're going to, you know, maybe it happens and I'm making too much of this.
joe rogan
We can't have that because Bobby keeps getting picked last and it's terrible for his self-esteem.
Meanwhile, Bobby's going to become a software coder that makes the AI that runs the world.
mike baker
That's right.
joe rogan
That's what happens.
unidentified
That's right.
mike baker
All the chicks are going to want Bobby.
joe rogan
Bobby gets pissed and Bobby becomes Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk.
mike baker
I just said chicks.
Am I allowed to say chicks?
joe rogan
Yes, you can still say chicks.
mike baker
I can still say chicks, okay.
joe rogan
Just like you can still mock transracial people.
mike baker
Okay.
All the dames, all the broads.
joe rogan
Ooh, that's where you get tricky.
mike baker
All the broads are going to want Bobby the coder.
joe rogan
Broad's a weird one, isn't it?
Because they're not really that broad.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like, how'd that happen?
mike baker
And dames.
We're not really private dicks from the 1930s, so I guess...
joe rogan
Is that what dame was?
mike baker
Yeah, dame was...
I don't know.
I... Think of the Maltese Falcon or something like that.
joe rogan
That was a dame?
A private...
mike baker
No, no, no.
I mean, they would say that.
They would say, yeah, the dame.
You know, I walked in.
My life changed.
joe rogan
Right.
But broads is a weird one, because it's fun to say.
It is fun to say broads.
Of a bunch of guys, he's fucking broads.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Goofy broad.
I love saying that.
mike baker
I feel like I should be smoking a cigarette while I'm saying...
joe rogan
A cigar, for sure.
mike baker
Yeah.
Martini.
unidentified
Martini.
joe rogan
There's not a whole lot of things that chicks can say about us like that, though.
Like, bros.
It's sort of like how black people never had a replacement word for the N-word for white people.
Like, honky just does not have any negative impact.
It doesn't work.
mike baker
It's a throwback.
It's a real historical throwback.
Honky.
I don't remember the last time I heard anybody actually say it.
unidentified
White trash?
mike baker
Like, whatever.
joe rogan
That doesn't hurt.
But, like, broads is a funny derogatory term for women.
Women don't...
I guess bros.
They have bros.
mike baker
Douchebags.
joe rogan
Yeah.
mike baker
That's probably more to the point from their perspective.
joe rogan
Bros is white-oriented, though.
Bros are always white people.
You never say a bunch of bros, and it's black guys.
mike baker
I didn't know that.
joe rogan
Jamie, what do you got?
unidentified
If you were younger, you'd be a fuckboy.
joe rogan
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
unidentified
You don't want to be called a fuckboy.
joe rogan
Right, but that's for black people, too.
Like, black people, like, that's Ian Edwards has that hilarious bit.
unidentified
It's everywhere.
It's universal, though.
mike baker
It's across the board.
So we can all agree on fuckboy.
joe rogan
Yeah.
mike baker
I don't know what that means.
I don't...
Does it mean like a...
joe rogan
You gotta see Ian Edwards act.
mike baker
It's a derogatory term?
unidentified
Yeah.
mike baker
Okay.
Okay.
joe rogan
Yeah.
mike baker
Because, I mean, in some circles, who knows?
Maybe that's a good thing.
joe rogan
I don't know.
Right.
mike baker
Yeah.
Maybe some cougar wants a fuckboy.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I'm sure I'm using this wrong.
mike baker
It's like speaking Italian wrong.
I'm sure I'm not getting it right.
joe rogan
I think you got it right.
Because if you're in a situation where you're like an old broad who's got a lot of money and you want some young fuckboy and he wants a car, it's a good move.
unidentified
I know.
joe rogan
Yeah.
mike baker
Although, that fuckboy's not going to sell for a Prius.
joe rogan
Handsome personal trainer.
mike baker
And Cougar's going to have to spend some cash.
joe rogan
Yeah, she's got to get him a Ferrari.
Sort of like how the guy who owned the...
What was it?
The Clippers?
That guy.
The old man?
What the fuck's his name?
Donald Sterling.
mike baker
Sterling, yeah.
joe rogan
Remember he had that broad?
He got her...
He had a broad, right?
mike baker
He did have a broad.
She was a broad.
joe rogan
She's a broad.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
And he got her like a Ferrari and a Bentley and bought her a condo.
mike baker
But the broads used to work in the steno pool, right?
I mean, you know.
unidentified
The what?
mike baker
In the steno pool.
unidentified
What's the steno pool?
mike baker
In the office environment back in the 60s, I think that's where- Steno pool?
joe rogan
Stenographer pool?
mike baker
Stenographer pool, yeah.
Oh, boy.
unidentified
Yeah.
mike baker
You know, you'd have to get Marge to come up from the steno pool.
unidentified
Yeah.
mike baker
And she would take notes and then, you know, do the letter or whatever that you'd put on paper and you'd post it in the mail and that's how you got business done.
joe rogan
Whoa, that's a steno pool.
unidentified
There you go.
mike baker
Look at that.
Wow.
There's a lot of broads in that steno pool.
joe rogan
If I was one of those broads, I'd be like, I'd rather be a hooker.
I gotta get out of here.
mike baker
Looks like there's some dudes in there, though.
joe rogan
Probably.
mike baker
That may not be a steno pool.
unidentified
Maybe just a couple gay guys.
joe rogan
Did they allow them to work with women back then?
mike baker
I don't think so.
joe rogan
Steno pools to cubicles and back again.
Wow.
Fuck all that.
mike baker
See, you learned about steno pools, I learned about fuckboys.
joe rogan
That's a trap and a half, though, isn't it?
Imagine working in a place like that.
I was like, what?
Where are you going from here?
mike baker
Yeah.
And the other one was the...
The telephone command center.
joe rogan
Jamie, take that picture up on the upper top, the colored picture.
Look, right there.
The one with the color in it.
No.
The one with the girl holding up the sign?
mike baker
Oh, that one.
joe rogan
Look at that.
Swimming in the Steno Pool by Lynn Peril.
Oh, God.
A retro guide to making it in the office.
unidentified
Fuck.
mike baker
Look at that.
Look at that modern office equipment there in the lower left-hand corner.
Yeah, look at that typewriter.
That gives you a sense of the date of that book.
joe rogan
No more writing with a crayon.
mike baker
See, nowadays...
Yeah.
The office environment is much more dangerous now, I think.
It's much more fraught with potential for hazards and landmine.
Look at that recording device there.
joe rogan
Boy, look at that thing.
mike baker
See?
joe rogan
So he was talking and she had to transcribe all that?
Is that what's going on?
mike baker
It's like a dictaphone.
What is with the guy with the bowler hat?
joe rogan
This is a movie.
unidentified
Oh.
joe rogan
That guy's like a spy or something.
Oh.
mike baker
Yeah, that's it.
Because, you know, we all used to dress like that.
I don't know if you can zoom in on that, but that was actually, we would get that after we completed training, they would actually give us an outfit like that.
The white hat?
Yeah, and the bowler hat.
That's nice.
And then we would set off on our adventures.
joe rogan
Like, what is that new movie, The Kingsman?
Is that what it is?
A bunch of spies out there kicking ass?
mike baker
I have not seen that.
joe rogan
Teaching you deadly skills, like how to kill people with a pen?
Did they ever teach you skills like how to use regular things you find?
mike baker
Improvised weapons.
Yeah, sure.
Field expediency.
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's like knowing how to fire whatever weapon you pick up off the ground.
It's just simply knowing, you know, what would work.
And most of it's common sense, right?
I mean, in terms of what would actually, you know, do the job.
But yeah, I mean, it's just field expediency.
Which is good.
joe rogan
Wasn't Mattis' quote?
mike baker
Very practical information.
joe rogan
Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
mike baker
That was from Madison?
joe rogan
Mattis.
Who was that?
mike baker
Oh, I thought you were talking about John Madison or James Madison.
Wow, they were tough son of a bitches back then.
joe rogan
No.
mike baker
So Mattis.
Okay, Mad Dog Mattis.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Boy, President Trump loved to say Mad Dog, didn't he?
joe rogan
Yes.
mike baker
He was absolutely in love with Mad Dog, with that name.
joe rogan
Well, you liked it because he had his own, like, hit man.
mike baker
Yeah.
joe rogan
You know?
mike baker
I don't know.
Where do you think this is going?
Do you think he's in for four years and...
joe rogan
Not anymore.
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
That's the kind of guy you want in that position.
You want a guy who thinks like that, and anybody who doesn't understand that, well, I'm glad you're not in that position.
mike baker
Yeah, and that goes back to Afghanistan, what we were talking about.
What's the endgame?
If you're going to do this, don't let it...
Let's not do this thing where we're dying by paper cuts or whatever you want to call it.
And that's kind of where it's been.
I just feel like we've been in a holding pattern for years now when it comes to Afghanistan without really knowing where we're going or where we want to be when we get to the end of that road.
Yeah.
Somebody like Madison and people in general in the military understand if you're going to do something, you do it to win.
That's your objective.
And I worry that, well, maybe 4,000 troops is not exactly doing it to win.
It's doing what they feel they can get away with.
And I don't know where that gets us at the end of the day.
joe rogan
This whole Trump thing is getting weirder and weirder with every day.
So to even predict where we could be six months from now, forget about four years from now, or three and a half years from now, I think that when you look at some of the stuff that he does, you really have to wonder about his mental health.
And I don't say that like, you know, there's a lot of people that are saying that, I think, because they would like to think that he's mentally incompetent and it would be convenient for their argument.
But when I read that, I don't know what agency it was, was trying to get the IP addresses of people that visited an anti-Trump website.
Did you hear about that?
unidentified
I did, yeah.
joe rogan
Like Sessions was working on that?
That's insane.
mike baker
Yeah, it is.
joe rogan
Because I could have visited that site if somebody sent me a link.
You've got to see this crazy anti-Trump site.
That doesn't mean I'm a part of that community or anything like that.
You can't get IP addresses from someone who visits things online.
mike baker
Either side.
Anytime.
I don't care which administration it is.
I mean, you can argue...
I mean, yeah.
It's just...
The potential for abuse of power, I've always agreed with that idea.
I'm a small government person, so the potential for abuse of power is always there and needs to be monitored.
joe rogan
The potential's catastrophic.
Yeah.
Because as soon as people lose confidence, and that's one of the biggest issues with Trump as a president.
If people lose confidence in the institution, like one of the things that was very disturbing to a lot of people was that when he had those Russians over and he was explaining how ISIS is thinking about using laptops as bombs, and they're like, Jesus fucking Christ, this is top secret shit.
You're not supposed to say that, because then this could potentially...
Compromise people that are embedded in ISIS, that are distributing this information, like you have a bunch of people, you're giving up this information, there's a trickle-down effect, and it also diminishes the potential for people to trust the office, trust the person running it.
mike baker
We see that all the time.
You see that, I mean, the previous administration had problems where they, sort of in their desire to rush to the podium to declare a victory in something.
There was...
A disregard for sources and methods, a disregard for the importance of occasionally...
Secrets are good in many cases when it comes to Intel operations.
Again, you want checks and balances.
I completely get that.
And of course, people are losing their minds.
I can't believe it's a CIA guy talking about checks and balances because I'm sure he doesn't believe it.
But it's true.
The place for that is in the committees and up on Capitol Hill where you're supposed to have an engaged, aggressively curious, inquisitive operation up there between the various committees that are supposed are charged with overseeing the work of the inquisitive operation up there between the various committees that are supposed are And oftentimes they do know exactly what's going on.
They just play this game where they disavow any knowledge when it looks like there's political blowback.
There's a fairly well-worn path between Langley, as an example, and Capitol Hill for the briefings telling people this is what's going on.
And then, you know, the general unwritten understanding is, you know, they're going to be assholes if it becomes politically expedient to do so.
They'll disavow that they knew about it.
They'll demand, you know, so it's a game that gets played sometimes.
But, yeah, I think that It's hard to say.
I've got friends who are very hard left, and they're convinced that Trump's on his way out in the not-too-distant future.
joe rogan
I think that's a lot of wishful thinking, but I don't think he's going to make it four years.
I might be wrong.
It just doesn't seem like it.
mike baker
He's incredibly resilient, though.
unidentified
He is.
joe rogan
He's unusual in that regard.
He's also a guy, though, that wants love and respect and wants to be a winner.
Like, everything he does, like, in regards to, you know, business, decisions, I mean, he'll tank something personally himself to declare a victory, right?
And you gotta wonder whether or not he would put someone in position, you know, to say, like, the fake news is so out to get him that what we've done is we've created a structure that's the best people for the job, and then I'm going to concentrate on business and helping them from the outside.
I mean, you could escape and have some sort of escape route.
mike baker
There's not...
Again, it sometimes seems as if there's no grown-ups in charge of the messaging that comes out of the White House, right?
And that's been the case since day one, basically.
And part of it is...
You know, maybe people say, well, it's the way he likes to play it.
He likes to play people off of each other, and he likes the chaos.
Well, you know what?
He never ran a big organization.
People imagined or thought, if you didn't spend any time up in New York, and having watched...
The Trump Organization for years and years and years.
If he hadn't done that, then you imagine it to be this massive organization.
Well, it's not.
It's always been kind of a family business, right?
So the chaos that's around that shouldn't be a surprise.
What is a surprise is that You know, he wasn't, you know, he wasn't sharp enough, I don't know what it is, to understand the importance of inserting the discipline in there.
And at least, if nothing else, being consistent and disciplined with the messaging that comes out.
And just quit the fucking tweeting.
Just stop the tweeting.
But people say, oh, I love it.
That's what makes him him, you know?
joe rogan
Well, for people, it's entertainment, you know, It's a portal for fun.
For fun.
I mean, that's what you're getting out of it.
You're seeing the stupid shit he writes and go, oh my god.
mike baker
And you correlate some of the times that he writes it.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's always like 2 o'clock in the morning.
mike baker
Yeah, isn't that interesting?
But that's the thing.
I don't...
You know, again, I get it.
I understand people are excited to have a genuine person who's not a politician in there, and there's some benefit to shaking the system up, for sure.
It needs some shaking, but...
unidentified
I don't know how much shaking's actually been done.
mike baker
I'd rather the president not spend as much time watching TV or tweeting and working to try to accomplish something major in the way of...
Tax reform or even the health care problem.
Good lord.
We're not even going to get that done.
joe rogan
I think there's also a real problem from the top down when the commander-in-chief likes to personally insult people.
I think when you do that, you make that kind of behavior not just acceptable, but standard.
mike baker
Yeah.
Well, it's like what with your kids.
I mean, kids, you know, if they...
Or probably more to the point, it's like people...
We talk about the fact that nobody can keep their yap shut, right?
So secrets get out there right now.
And that's because we've created this environment.
If it's okay for a former defense secretary or a former head of the CIA or whatever, when they get out to write a book, right?
And they're getting paid millions of dollars to write that book, so you know they've got to cough up something interesting.
If they do that over a period of time, and they've been doing that, then people down below think, well, why the fuck?
We all signed the same agreements to keep our app shut, but maybe it's okay.
So it starts at the top, I think.
And it's just like with parenting.
They've got to see you do the things you tell them to do.
Otherwise, kids are sharp enough to think, well, you're not doing it.
So I think it's...
You know, I don't know where I was going with that.
I tend to get down a rabbit hole and distract.
joe rogan
Well, this is a distracting subject because it's really difficult to see how do we get out of this.
Like, okay, we've obviously got this guy who's running the country, he's doing a lot of things that people don't enjoy.
They don't like, they see a lot of problems in it, and they don't see a real light at the end of the tunnel.
It's like, what's the best case scenario?
Is this guy going to get us in a fucking war with Korea?
So we realize, like, oh, North Korea and us, you know, we're going to war now.
This could have been avoided.
We've got to get rid of them.
I mean, what's the worst case scenario that has to happen where we can survive as a country but still...
mike baker
That war thing, the North Korea thing is kind of frustrating in a sense, right?
Because nobody should be out there thinking that, and I'm sure very few do, that somehow we got to that point with North Korea because President Trump is president.
We got to this point with North Korea because we kicked the can down the road for two and a half decades of failed foreign policy with North Korea, and in part with China.
And so they've been very clear about what they wanted to do, and now they've gotten to that point.
Where they've created the weapons program and the ballistic missile program that they want or that they are close to having.
And, you know, when you get to that point, you naturally lose some of your options, you know?
So the decision tree gets smaller.
And, you know, Trump happens to be the president in office now when North Korea reaches that stage.
And North Korea is pretty consistent in the way that they've been behaving.
You know, they're always doing the same thing.
They throw their teddy out of the cot when they get upset and they want some attention or they feel they can get something out of it.
Typically, they do get something or China gets something that then they're willing to rein them into some degree.
And just like, you know, Trump could well be the guy sitting in office when Iran gets to that point.
Because anybody who thinks Iran is not spinning the centrifuges and continuing to work on their weapons capabilities is somewhat insane.
I mean, there is no...
John Kerry said the whole Iran deal was based on verification.
And we don't have verification.
We haven't gotten access still to some facilities that we would need to see.
We signed off with the previous administration, signed off on a study or an assessment, basically just to get the deal done, because the Iranians insisted that that investigation into their capabilities at one of their military sites come to a close.
It wasn't like we suddenly got answers and we were satisfied that there was no, and we just, okay, that was part of the deal, so we'll end that investigation.
We don't have that verification.
So Trump could, to my point being, Trump could just be sitting in that seat when North Korea gets where they are, when Iran possibly, you know, because that could happen sooner rather than later.
And then, yeah, then you'd like to think that the person in that position Would be rational.
Yes.
A little more reasoned.
joe rogan
I read an article today that's saying that him saying all that crazy shit about fire and fury that the world has ever seen might have actually been what he needed to say when you're dealing with someone like North Korea.
I mean, it was obviously an opinion piece.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
But the argument was that when you're dealing with someone that's as fucked up as Kim Jong-un, you're probably better off having someone as crazy as Trump as president who's gonna say some ridiculous shit like that.
So this guy goes, alright, this guy's just as nuts as me.
mike baker
Frankly, those messages, those things that he said, were probably more important in terms of how China received them than how North Korea received them.
And honestly, 20 plus years of measured diplomatic language and restrained talk didn't really do anything.
It just kicked the can down the road.
Yeah, maybe a different approach in a measured fashion.
But the problem is, because of their perceived chaos, nobody has the confidence to believe that he's doing it in a disciplined, reasoned way.
So they don't look at it and go, yeah, he's saying that's a message he's sending.
They just look at it and go, he's just blasting off another tweet.
joe rogan
Except Scott Adams.
Scott Adams is the only one that believes this is some large, clever master plan.
mike baker
Wait a minute, Scott Adams.
joe rogan
From Dilbert.
unidentified
Dilbert!
joe rogan
Yeah.
Do you want to know about that?
mike baker
No.
joe rogan
Scott Adams is like the most rational, logical, intelligent Trump supporter that's ever lived.
And he's not really a Trump supporter because he didn't vote for Trump because he talks about these things.
He doesn't want to vote for president because he doesn't want to have a stake in the game.
But he believes that Trump is a master persuader and that everything he's doing is because of the art of persuasion.
It's very interesting.
mike baker
That's interesting, yeah.
joe rogan
It falls apart under scrutiny.
He kind of fell apart with these arguments with a podcast with Sam Harris.
It was pretty fascinating, though.
mike baker
I mean, I can see where people, and I've heard that from Trump supporters, you know, where they talk about how everything's measured, everything in his own way is actually disciplined, because I've said numerous times that I think they lack discipline, and they say, no, no, no, no, actually, this is all part of the plan.
And I'm thinking, hmm, it doesn't look like it's part of the plan, because you've got other people that are in those senior positions that seem to be scrambling to catch up to the plan.
It was part of a conversation amongst the cabinet.
Anyway, missiles aren't going to be flying between us and North Korea.
I think China may actually see, at this stage of the game, They may see that they need to affect a different mindset for North Korea, and they may be doing that.
And part of it may be, again, not necessarily because it was a reasoned, thought-out plan, but Trump's comments about the trade imbalance with China.
And if the Chinese legitimately thought that we were going to put that under the microscope and maybe attack them on the trade imbalance in a serious way, then maybe they look at that and go, okay, if we can get them to back off...
Then, yes, we're willing to extend ourselves and actually listen to the sanctions and take part in the sanctions and, you know, exert some additional pressure on North Korea that maybe they weren't in the past, because China always acts in its own best interest.
And so they're looking for something.
What are we going to get out of this?
And maybe, so maybe that's, you know...
Anyway, in the meantime, it seems to have resolved itself to some degree, but I do worry that...
You know, once again, we're just kicking it down the road.
You know, I mean, until there's something, some sea change where, you know, maybe somehow we can affect a unified, you know, Korea with China's assistance.
It's going to have to be with their assistance and blessing, obviously, or something along those lines to get actual deterrence, you know, off the table and more of a removal of the nuclear threat.
We're just going to be doing this same conversation in another couple of years when they rattle the cage again and we have to figure out how to resolve it.
And the further you go down the road and the better their capabilities get, the fewer options you have.
joe rogan
Well, Mike, I'm sufficiently depressed.
mike baker
Thank you very much.
That's my job.
joe rogan
Let's meet up again in six months if the shit hits the fan.
See how it's going.
No, it's always fun talking to you, man.
mike baker
I appreciate it.
joe rogan
I appreciate your insight.
mike baker
I went off on a tangent there.
joe rogan
We both did, but that's part of the program.
mike baker
Cool, man.
joe rogan
Thank you, brother.
Appreciate it.
mike baker
Thank you.
joe rogan
All right, folks.
We'll see you soon.
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