Aug. 16, 2017 - The Joe Rogan Experience
02:46:57
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5, 4, 3, 2, 1... | |
| Fresh from fucking Dublin! | ||
| Brendan Schaub returns! | ||
| You were in the motherland. | ||
| You were in the motherland for days. | ||
| I was, man. | ||
| The motherland. | ||
| Now it's the motherland. | ||
| Well, it's sort of one quarter of my heritage. | ||
| It's the capital of fighting, that's for sure. | ||
| Rogan is an Irish name. | ||
| I don't know if you know that, lad. | ||
| Is it really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm one quarter Irish. | ||
| Everyone out there, bring Rogan out! | ||
| I'm like, what do you want me? | ||
| Talk to him, man. | ||
| Rogan, you're Irish, aren't you? | ||
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Aren't you? | |
| Fucking animals, bro. | ||
| Favorite place I've ever been. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Those are savages. | ||
| Savages. | ||
| It's not even that they're savages. | ||
| They're super friendly. | ||
| Yeah, they're very friendly. | ||
| So friendly. | ||
| Not that people in Australia or London or Manchester weren't, but in Dublin, I was like, damn, I don't want to leave, man. | ||
| Like, I loved it. | ||
| I was thinking yesterday when I was watching, like, Conor McGregor work out and, like, all the people surrounding him while he's working out. | ||
| You know, one of those open workouts. | ||
| It's real weird. | ||
| You know, he's standing around hitting the bag and he seems to just be doing his work, doing his normal work, you know, hitting the bag. | ||
| But there's Just this circle of people, like right there. | ||
| Like he's a lion. | ||
| Well it's not only that, he can't even move. | ||
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No. | |
| Like he can't like dance around, he can't back up too much. | ||
| He's just right in front of that bag and he's gotta pretend those people aren't there as he works his combinations. | ||
| It's just a show, right? | ||
| It's just a show to hype the fight more. | ||
| I guess it is. | ||
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I guess it is. | |
| And then the bots and purists make fun of him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because of his movement. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They won't make fun of him if he lands the way he did in that clip of Pauly. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| Dude, when he landed that straight left, blam, and snapped Pauly's head back. | ||
| I'm like, hey, Pauly, why didn't you talk about that? | ||
| He's been on a tear just going off. | ||
| That's really significant. | ||
| But if a guy like Conor McGregor does that, that is straight and clean and sneaky. | ||
| 16 ounces, too. | ||
| And a little off-speed, like a little off-speed in the initial part of the movement, and he drops it in, bang! | ||
| It's like snake-like left hand. | ||
| Like, he's getting super comfortable if he can do that to Paulie Malignaggi. | ||
| Like, whatever you say about those clips, all we know is that that's what we've seen. | ||
| We've only seen these little short little clips. | ||
| Like, right here, watch this left hand. | ||
| Watch how he sneaks this in. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Speed, son. | ||
| Timing. | ||
| Are they the ounces on, too? | ||
| That left hand is fucking legit. | ||
| Super legit. | ||
| Here it is again. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Dude, that is down the pipe. | ||
| Call it what you want. | ||
| I mean, granted, that's the 12th round, but still, Paul, two-time world champion. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know what round that was. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| Me neither. | ||
| I don't care either. | ||
| If Conor can do that with that kind of speed to Paulie Malignaggi and time that like that, that's... | ||
| Look, you can't sleep on him. | ||
| He's got magic. | ||
| That's what I'm saying, Joe. | ||
| It doesn't always work. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| It doesn't always work. | ||
|
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It kind of does. | |
| Nate Diaz has a little magic, too. | ||
| Different type of magic. | ||
| Yeah, but in that fight, Nate Diaz had the magic. | ||
| It was just not Conor's night. | ||
| The rematch was Conor's night. | ||
| Nah, not really. | ||
| No, I don't think it was. | ||
| I think the rematch was both of their night. | ||
| I think if you really want to look at that fight honestly, the second fight, I don't think you see a winner. | ||
| The only thing that I think you could say makes Conor a winner is that he dropped Nate. | ||
| Multiple times. | ||
| But Nate was saying that he went down with punches anyway because he was hoping Conor would follow him to the ground, which may or may not be true. | ||
| But it is a good strategy if you have a wicked guard. | ||
| You've been watching the sport way too long to believe that. | ||
| Nate's got a wicked guard. | ||
| If he really did decide to get, like when he gets clipped, just to go down with it and to try to bring him to the ground. | ||
| Look, Fabricio does that. | ||
| Fabricio Verdun absolutely does that. | ||
| He doesn't do it by getting dropped in the face with the left hand. | ||
| Well, it was a very good shot, no doubt about it. | ||
| But the idea is, if you get hit with a good shot, you can decide to go down. | ||
| Bait him in. | ||
| You can decide to bait him in. | ||
| Three times in a row? | ||
| I think you have to take it into consideration as a possibility. | ||
| Maybe once? | ||
| Three in a row? | ||
| It might be every time he would try it. | ||
| We've never seen him do it before. | ||
| You're right, we never have seen him do it before. | ||
| He doesn't have these tendencies. | ||
| The only guy who's ever really fucked up, Nate, in a fight is Josh Thompson. | ||
| Josh Thompson head kicked him, and every other fight, even when he's gotten beat up, like the Dos Anjos fight, he's got his legs beat up, and Dos Anjos definitely won a decision. | ||
| Nate didn't get fucked up and stopped. | ||
| He's never got his ass whooped. | ||
| Josh is the only one who stopped him. | ||
| Yeah, but he's still never got his ass whooped. | ||
| Never got his ass whooped. | ||
| Well, you know what? | ||
| You could say the Dos Anjos fight was kind of a beating. | ||
| Dos Anjos is just kicking the shit out of his leg. | ||
| But he's still coming forward. | ||
| Yeah, 100%. | ||
| He's never been broke, you can say that. | ||
| They've never broke his will. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Even in the Thompson fight, if they let it go, he probably would have recovered eventually if he didn't go unconscious. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| See, I think the real test of who's better, Conor McGregor or Nate Diaz, is if they fight at 55 in the trilogy fight. | ||
| Because 70, it's a toss-up. | ||
| Nate won one, Conor won one, that's whatever. | ||
| They're both not fighting at 70. If they go to 55, you have your true, I think, winner there. | ||
| Well, you know what? | ||
| I mean, I like Nate at 55 better anyway. | ||
| Me too. | ||
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Way better. | |
| When he gets real lean, like in the Michael Johnson fight, come on. | ||
| Best he's ever looked, dude. | ||
| Destroy Johnson. | ||
| Shredded at the way in. | ||
| Shredded city. | ||
| My man was jacked! | ||
| Yes. | ||
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Just jacked! | |
| I'm assuming that's what he's waiting for, because they've offered him fights, right? | ||
| But he's just waiting for that big Conor Payday. | ||
| I think him and his brother are smart. | ||
| They're huge cultural icons. | ||
| They can go places and get paid. | ||
| And they're still in the mix for whatever weight class, whether it's 55 or 70. Sure he is, if he wants to be. | ||
| No, he's suspended for a very long time. | ||
| He's just got to pay. | ||
| He's just got to pay. | ||
| Does he? | ||
| Yeah, it's not a suspension anymore. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| What it is, is he owes them $100,000, and he won't give it. | ||
| So, so gangster. | ||
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Well, they wanted like 165. I think he gave him like 65. You can argue that though. | |
| Like, remember with Conor, like, listen, you're suspended. | ||
| You're not fighting. | ||
| You got to shoot a commercial for us. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| They asked him to shoot a bullying commercial and pay $175,000. | ||
| Conor went, cool, just not fighting Vegas. | ||
| They went, All right, no money, just a 15-second tweet, and then we'll let you fight here. | ||
| Well, you've got to realize, when a guy's throwing a Monster Energy drink, and they're throwing water bottles, I don't like to say this, but this is true. | ||
| There's a big part of what's going on there that is theatrics that's no different than pro wrestling. | ||
| It's called selling a fight. | ||
| It's called selling a fight, and that's what they're doing. | ||
| They're throwing shit at each other, selling a fight. | ||
| Do you think he's really trying to incite a riot? | ||
| Occasionally, yes. | ||
| The DC Jon Jones thing, that was legit. | ||
| Different animal. | ||
| And how much did that sell the fight? | ||
| The UFC was like, let's just keep that in a loop. | ||
| They kept playing it over and over. | ||
| Non-stop. | ||
| And then they're like, we do not approve of this. | ||
| This is ridiculous. | ||
| Show it one more time. | ||
| Show it again. | ||
| One more time. | ||
| I love that, though. | ||
| Best clip ever. | ||
| Did they capitalize? | ||
| I don't know if they did. | ||
| On the Jon Jones saying, I did cocaine a week before I beat your ass. | ||
| No, they didn't. | ||
| That was during that press. | ||
| The greatest line. | ||
| The most savage line ever. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| Dude, Jon Jones is no joke. | ||
| And Jon Jones like in shape with something to prove like he did against Cormier. | ||
| Scary. | ||
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God. | |
| So scary. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| When he kicked him in the face. | ||
| My word. | ||
| How about the fact that he says the exact perfect thing after the fight's over? | ||
| Correct. | ||
| About Daniel. | ||
| Smart marketing. | ||
| About Daniel. | ||
| It's just, you know, I mean, it's just championship. | ||
| It felt real for the first time, too. | ||
| Yeah, he probably felt so much gratitude. | ||
| When I said to him, I didn't know what I was going to say to him, but when I said to him, you made it back. | ||
| That's how I felt. | ||
| Not just that he made it back to the title, but he made it back from the dark lands. | ||
| From life. | ||
| He made it back from running away from a hit-and-run accident with who knows what the fuck you've got on you. | ||
| All that. | ||
| Made it back is an understatement. | ||
| I mean, homeboy... | ||
| And people never stopped cheering for him. | ||
| Very interesting. | ||
| You know? | ||
| People are mad at DC. They boo DC, but then John Jones, his fame went up. | ||
| He hit a pregnant lady, broke her arm, and ran from the scene. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| I don't understand. | ||
| First of all, I don't understand how you could not be a fan of DC. I don't understand it. | ||
| I don't understand. | ||
| There's nothing wrong with him. | ||
| What would you not be a fan of? | ||
| The guy's a fucking animal. | ||
| He won the Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand Prix. | ||
| Undefeated at Heavyweight. | ||
| I mean, he's throwing around Josh Barnett, who's a 255-pound gorilla. | ||
| Daniel Cormier is hoisting him through the air. | ||
| Spiking him on his head. | ||
| Spiking him on his head. | ||
| Just blam! | ||
| He's macho, man. | ||
| I mean, the guy gets into MMA fairly late in his career, right? | ||
| Massively successful amateur wrestler. | ||
| Gets into MMA and says he's running through people. | ||
| Has a fight, the first fight in the UFC he has against Frank fucking Mir. | ||
| Beats the brakes off of him. | ||
| Former UFC heavyweight champion, your first fight in the UFC. And beats the brakes off him. | ||
| Yeah, and beats the brakes off him. | ||
| I mean, it wasn't the greatest fight, but still whooped his ass. | ||
| Yeah, I mean... | ||
| Got underhook and did work. | ||
| It's just people got mad at him for the Anderson Silva fight, that he held Anderson Silva down. | ||
| That one bothered me a little bit, too. | ||
| I can see why fans are like, come on, man. | ||
| Anderson Silva at 2A notice, or whatever the hell it was, come on. | ||
| But Anderson front-kicked him in the gut. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hilarious. | ||
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He hurt him. | |
| He just didn't take a chance, especially UFC 200. It's such a big card and there's so much hope when you don't perform. | ||
| People are like, come on, man. | ||
| And with DC, I think the biggest thing is, and it's not his fault, he's better than everyone in the world at light heavyweight except for Jon Jones. | ||
| So when Jon left and he had the title, people are like, that's fake. | ||
| That's not his fault. | ||
| It's not his fault. | ||
| That's Jon. | ||
| Be mad at Jon. | ||
| Could you imagine if you could get Daniel's brain... | ||
| Inside of Rumble's body. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| That doesn't happen, right? | ||
| Isn't that interesting how that doesn't happen? | ||
| It's like Jon Jones is the closest thing to a guy who's got insane talent, but he also has like almost like that Daryl Elkins, Darren Elkins rather, the Darren Elkins mentality of like never quit. | ||
| Remember when he got his arm hyperextended like real bad by Vitor? | ||
| His arm was fucked up. | ||
| Never tapped. | ||
| You know, when he fought the Gustafson fight, he wasn't in shape at all. | ||
| And went a five-hour round. | ||
| Which, to me, was the best fight ever. | ||
| And was winning the final round. | ||
| Or how about against Ryan Bader? | ||
| Ryan Bader's freaking good. | ||
| I think at times he's ranked four or five in the world. | ||
| Doesn't even really train. | ||
| They said they saw him like two days. | ||
| And went in there and cradled him like a baby and whooped his ass in the first round. | ||
| Just beat his ass. | ||
| I mean, it's just talking about a different animal, man. | ||
| He's a different animal, but he's also got this mindset. | ||
| Like, he has a real champion's mindset. | ||
| Whereas, like, Rumble doesn't really like to fight. | ||
| He's just super good at it. | ||
| You don't think Rumble likes it? | ||
| He says he doesn't. | ||
| Oh, has he said that? | ||
| He says he doesn't. | ||
| He says he doesn't want to fight anymore. | ||
| He says he doesn't want brain trauma. | ||
| He doesn't want to be rolling around with dudes. | ||
| Oh, I'm sorry. | ||
| I thought you were saying that. | ||
| I got that confused with DC. Oh, yeah. | ||
| Rumble's done. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
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How good? | |
| But Rumble is, like, the scariest guy ever at 205 when it comes to striking. | ||
| Like, who the fuck's ever been scarier than Rumble? | ||
| Nobody. | ||
| Ostermeyer. | ||
| Pretty goddamn close right now, right? | ||
| Hoo, he's scary right now. | ||
| No technique, just fucking... | ||
| Oh, he's got technique, man. | ||
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No, I'm just saying. | |
| I'm just playing. | ||
| He's got serious technique. | ||
| He's got serious technique. | ||
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Oh, dude. | |
| Jimmy Manolet? | ||
| Cool, he's like, you're a power puncher? | ||
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Dude. | |
| Very cool. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Goof! | ||
| Interesting cat, man. | ||
| Interesting cat. | ||
| Number three, was he three in the world? | ||
| Yeah, he knocked out Sarkunov, right? | ||
| He knocked out Misha. | ||
| And then just murks Jimmy Manoa. | ||
| Like walked through him and called it too. | ||
| He's like, I'm knocking him out in the first minute or so. | ||
| I'm just going to go do it. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| And Jimmy didn't even land anything. | ||
| Like inside this clinch, he catches him with that hard left hook. | ||
| He's got hammers for fists too, bro. | ||
| But he's, like, rushing in. | ||
| Like, he's not calculated. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like, he's not calculated like a John or, you know, like a JDS where he's sitting back reading guys. | ||
| But he's got confidence in his power, for sure. | ||
| The dude has brick hands, too. | ||
| You ever shake his hand? | ||
| No, apparently. | ||
| Big old Brock Lesnar-style hands. | ||
| Now, does that work against a Gus Finn and Jon Jones is the question. | ||
| Can I find out soon, bitch? | ||
| That motherfucker might be champion of the world. | ||
| Just 70 Twitter followers. | ||
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Just fucking light heavyweight champion of the world. | |
| UFC's like, fuck! | ||
| Just what do you do, bro? | ||
| Well, you know what? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He's changing his nickname to no time. | ||
| Is that what he changed his nickname to? | ||
| That's awful! | ||
| Short time, no time. | ||
| Because he was pointing to his watch after the fight. | ||
| It's time! | ||
| That was like his move. | ||
| Oh yeah, no time. | ||
| No time. | ||
| After the fight, he was pointing to his watch. | ||
| He's like, this is my new nickname. | ||
| It's time! | ||
| I have no time. | ||
| No time! | ||
| He's nasty, man. | ||
| He's very nasty. | ||
| He's got real, legit, 100% one-punch power. | ||
| And when he clips guys, you can see they're like, oh, shit! | ||
| And he goes bananas on them. | ||
| See, I think they should do Gustvin Jones, right? | ||
| And then do Ozdemeyer vs. | ||
| DC. Well, if DC wants to fight again, we're going to see what happens. | ||
| Did you see what DC said? | ||
| He goes, not only am I going to fight again, I'm going to fight John again. | ||
| Jesus Christ! | ||
| Give it up. | ||
| My heart can't take it. | ||
| You think you should give it up? | ||
| I think he gets right back in there. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| It was a good fight up until the moment John landed that high kick. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I don't think he ever beats John. | ||
| You might be right, but you might be wrong. | ||
| And then it gets even crazier. | ||
| See, I don't think he's ever going to get the fight either. | ||
| I don't want to see it again. | ||
| He certainly could if he beats a few people. | ||
| He certainly could because you could play clips of that fight and say, you know, he was doing very well in that fight. | ||
| I think John was winning. | ||
| I think John was landing more volume and he was mixing things up really well. | ||
| That was ring rust, too. | ||
| That's John kind of feeling things out, and then once he got comfortable, oh, this is what we're doing. | ||
| He didn't seem ring rusty at all. | ||
| He seemed smooth right from the beginning. | ||
| A little smooth, but I do think DC's pressure and stuff like that, and just getting under his feet, and once he did, then he started to tee off and take over. | ||
| I think, yeah, he found his rhythm and he found DC's timing. | ||
| And then they settled in a little bit, too, once they got into the second round. | ||
| Both guys had exerted quite a bit of energy, hit each other quite a few times. | ||
| And then that third round. | ||
| I think that was DC's best chance to beat him. | ||
| Now John's off to the races. | ||
| Now it's Ozdemeyer, good luck with no time. | ||
| There's Ozdemeyer, there's Gustvin, then Brock Lesnar, you got Stipe. | ||
| I think he goes to heavyweight. | ||
| Who knows, man? | ||
| I mean, if they work out some sort of a deal where he fights Brock Lesnar... | ||
| Oh, they will. | ||
| Good Lord! | ||
| Come on, Joe. | ||
| Of course they will. | ||
| When he called him out at the end of the fight, I was like, oh my goodness. | ||
| I saw Brad Pitt shadow box on Instagram. | ||
| I'm like, you better be careful, son. | ||
| UFC gonna reach out, sign you to CM Punk. | ||
| You better watch your... | ||
| I think Brad Pitt would fuck CM Punk. | ||
| Me too, though. | ||
| The Brad Pitt from Snatch? | ||
| Also, I think Brad Pitt, that guy lived with Angelina Jolie for like 10 years. | ||
| You know how much rage she must have pent up inside of him? | ||
| Him or Johnny Depp? | ||
| Talk of organic, sustainable farming and adopting new kids. | ||
| You got random kids? | ||
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Who the fuck is this? | |
| Just run! | ||
| He just wants to smash, just go in there and fuck him up. | ||
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Pit smash? | |
| Just pit smash on bitches? | ||
| Just so angry at listening to that crazy lady he lived with for decades. | ||
| It made him an alcoholic. | ||
| Do you hear it? | ||
| He's like, I was a raging alcoholic. | ||
| I'm sure he was. | ||
| We got these random kids. | ||
| He goes, I love kids, but there's a new one every goddamn day. | ||
| Like, I can't keep up, man. | ||
| Just kid after kid. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, that's just my opinion. | ||
| He'd slap a bitch, though. | ||
| I mean, maybe she's a wonderful person. | ||
| I mean, she obviously is very charitable. | ||
| Maybe she's exhausting, too, though. | ||
| She might be exhausting! | ||
| That's the vibe I get. | ||
| Hey, bro, she had a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood that she carried around her neck. | ||
| And Billy Bob, I'm not hating on you, she was, and is, fucking beautiful. | ||
| I get how you make some mistakes. | ||
| She's a timepiece then. | ||
| I get how people make mistakes. | ||
| Blood around your neck then? | ||
| Hey, what are we gonna do? | ||
| We're gonna live forever? | ||
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I'll take a chance. | |
| I bet she was a freakin' bed. | ||
| For a guy like him, when does a guy like him get a girl like that? | ||
| The universes have to collide. | ||
| There has to be some wormhole. | ||
| You gotta talk such mad shit, she puts your blood around her neck. | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker, though. | ||
| Super strong dick game. | ||
| She wore blood around her neck, Joe. | ||
| I think they both did. | ||
| They wore each other's blood. | ||
| Yeah, that's what they're doing. | ||
| They're both wearing each other's blood. | ||
| That's another level. | ||
| Not only that, but here's the real problem with it. | ||
| You tell people about it. | ||
| Yeah, just keep it to yourself, man. | ||
| Yeah, you're telling people about it. | ||
| I tell people it's Dragon Blood or some shit, but when you tell it's her, it's a little weird. | ||
| Well, I think anybody that's as good an actress as she is, and she's a really fucking good actress. | ||
| She's really good. | ||
| I think you have to have a good percentage of crazy. | ||
| It's got to be way up there in the 90s. | ||
| Actors, too, though. | ||
| I mean, even for men, the men actors who were really good, like Dana Day-Lewis, motherfucker was a shoe cobbler for six years just to play some 30-minute role or something. | ||
| He went full fucking cobbler, man. | ||
| He's working as a cobbler right now. | ||
| In London or some shit. | ||
| No, I think he lives in Connecticut and he makes furniture or some shit. | ||
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God! | |
| You never go full Lewis, man. | ||
| But that's just because he's legit. | ||
| Like, that's really who he is. | ||
| Like an actual artist. | ||
| Yeah, but that's why he's so interesting. | ||
| It's like his art or what his mind goes towards, it's not dictated by finance. | ||
| It's not dictated by the box office success you could potentially have. | ||
| It's literally dictated by what he's interested in. | ||
| If he's interested in making shoes, he's just gonna make shoes. | ||
| Yeah, like, you're not gonna see him cast it as Superman. | ||
| Like, he's like, that's not his art, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| We admire the shit out of that because we compromise all the time. | ||
| People are always compromising. | ||
| You're always like, you know, trying to suck up to the boss, hoping you get that raise, or, you know, you're compromising what you say around the office because, you know, you're at this level of the company ladder. | ||
| There's people above you that'll get upset if you talk about things. | ||
| We'd love someone just free. | ||
| And authentic, too. | ||
| He's like, what? | ||
| Play Batman? | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Batman? | ||
| Bruce Wayne? | ||
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What the fuck is that? | |
| Get the fuck away from me. | ||
| Get out of here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Ben Affleck was like, I got this. | ||
| Yeah, Ben Affleck's like, this is perfect for me. | ||
| This shit is perfect. | ||
| Who was the other homeboy who surprised played Batman? | ||
| Well, Christian Bale was the best Batman, in my opinion. | ||
| Just his voice bothered me. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| It was a little fake, right? | ||
| Yeah, when he was like, I'm Batman. | ||
| I'm Batman. | ||
| But I mean, you gotta go comic book a little bit, and that's how you go comic book. | ||
| But anyway, why would it change his voice? | ||
| Why with the suit? | ||
| He's got to make a fake voice. | ||
| You're going to make a fake voice for your superhero? | ||
| So people don't recognize you're Bruce Wayne? | ||
| Yeah, don't you at least have some mouth thing that changes you? | ||
| Does he have a cat phrase or something people would know? | ||
| That would be dope if you covered your face. | ||
| Why do we need to see the lower chin of Batman? | ||
| First of all, I don't think that's a good idea for protective measures. | ||
| You have a white button where the most vulnerable part of your face is. | ||
| Yeah, it's strange. | ||
| If I came in here and you had a bat suit on, if you had the Batman suit on, I'd be like, oh, it's Joe. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| It's not a very good fucking... | ||
| The chin part is terrible because like that's the part you'd want to punch and it would be like so white If you're in a fight with Batman, just shoot for the chin. | ||
| You can't miss it. | ||
| It's like if you're hitting focus pads, you get used to looking at this one spot. | ||
| It's like you have camouflage on everywhere, but no spot you're going to get knocked out of. | ||
| It's like the horrible idea when you look at it. | ||
| It's so stupid! | ||
| It's so ridiculous when you look at it. | ||
| It's the dumbest idea ever. | ||
| You're going to not protect the most vulnerable. | ||
| How about just open the nose part up, too? | ||
| Let your nose get smashed. | ||
| Like, that's so crazy. | ||
| That's so strange. | ||
| Why don't they... | ||
| I mean, do they really have to have that same suit? | ||
| Why come no one's ever brought this up? | ||
| No one's ever figured it out until us. | ||
| It's like Bruce Wayne from Batman in the fucking, like, Batman. | ||
| At least he didn't have, like, a protective suit on. | ||
| Adam West? | ||
| No, he just had the thing over his eyes like this. | ||
| He was just in disguise. | ||
| Like, this Batman... | ||
| He's in spandex. | ||
| This Batman has gotten to the point where he's in basically an armored suit, right? | ||
| And meanwhile, he doesn't cover his face. | ||
| Oh, it was Superman. | ||
| He covered a little bit of it. | ||
| He's basically a knight there. | ||
| Meanwhile, he's going to war with Superman. | ||
| Do you know how goddamn stupid that is? | ||
| And doing work. | ||
| I watched it the other day. | ||
| He kind of whooped his ass. | ||
| Dude, Superman is from another planet. | ||
| He can fly so fast, he makes the world spin backwards. | ||
| He makes time go backwards. | ||
| He's a master of time. | ||
| He can cut things in half with his eyeballs. | ||
| He's got lasers, shoots out of his eyes. | ||
| He can just pick his dumb ass up and carry him as high as he wants and lets him go. | ||
| Yeah, into space. | ||
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Game over. | |
| Movie's over. | ||
| He can bring you to the sun. | ||
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Yes! | |
| And throw you into the sun, you fucking idiot. | ||
| What the fuck are we talking about, Hollywood? | ||
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He flies! | |
| He's got bullshit on my face. | ||
| How crazy is the idea that gravity is so dense... | ||
| On Superman's world, that when he comes to Earth, he can fly. | ||
| And then the atmosphere is so different that his body's bulletproof, but he looks just like us. | ||
| But the atmosphere, this is what people don't understand. | ||
| If you went somewhere, if you're like from Earth, right, and then you go to like somewhere that has like less gravity, like space. | ||
| Like those guys that go to the space station? | ||
| They're fucked up after a year. | ||
| It doesn't make them stronger. | ||
| It makes them weaker. | ||
| They get weaker. | ||
| Their bones shrink. | ||
| They come back, man, and their bones atrophy. | ||
| They lose bone density. | ||
| They come back and they're frail. | ||
| Can't be healthy. | ||
| That's why there's only a certain amount of time you can be there, right? | ||
| The longest is right over a year? | ||
| Yeah, I think they've hit the new record. | ||
| I think a guy hit the new record. | ||
| But I had... | ||
| Damn, what is his name? | ||
| Commander Chris... | ||
| Hadfield. | ||
| I had him on the podcast. | ||
| He was fascinating. | ||
| And he was describing what it was like coming back from... | ||
| How long was he up there for? | ||
| I think it was a year, right? | ||
| He just came back looking like Schmeagle or some shit? | ||
| He just said, when you land... | ||
| He said, 879 days. | ||
| God! | ||
| Oh my God, there's a Russian up there. | ||
| He's been for five missions. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Those Russians... | ||
| He became the man who spent the most time in space when he surpassed... | ||
| So that's like overall time... | ||
| That guy just keeps going to space. | ||
| 2.2 years over six trips, though. | ||
| That dude's trying to get away from his wife. | ||
| That's five years. | ||
| Russians always got to take it to another level, don't they? | ||
| I think you'd have to say, what's the longest space mission or something? | ||
| 216 days. | ||
| Oh, that's the most, huh? | ||
| That was 2015. I believe Commander Hatfield was after that. | ||
| Still a long-ass time. | ||
| I might not be right about that. | ||
| But either way, fucking 100 days. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| I don't want to do 100 days in the woods. | ||
| Dude, I don't want to do 10 days on the road. | ||
| 10 days, I was super lonely. | ||
| I felt like I was in space. | ||
| Yeah, we were talking about that. | ||
| Like, you got to bring friends. | ||
| It's a big, big part of it. | ||
| And it's good for the friends, too. | ||
| It's, you know, get guys a gig like that where they can open up for you in front of a packed house. | ||
| These cool venues. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, like, warm up the crowd. | ||
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Like, I'm going out there just, like, Which is fine. | |
| You know, the only time I ever did that in the last 10 years was when I was helping Callan out. | ||
| When I warmed the crowd up for Callan's special. | ||
| And I was like, this is so weird to go on stage and say hi and not have someone in front of you. | ||
| But it's a good exercise. | ||
| Yeah, because you've got to get them into it. | ||
| It brought me right back to when I used to do it. | ||
| It was like... | ||
| Right away, I started thinking of how, when I first started out, most of the shows I would do would be the opening act. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like in Dublin, doing a show at 2 in the afternoon was just crazy, man. | ||
| Now, why'd you guys do it like that? | ||
| They booked on such short notice, that's the way I'd do it at 2 and I'd do another one at 7. Oh, wow. | ||
| That's just the way they wanted to do it. | ||
| How did you get away from those savages after the show was over? | ||
| I did a meet-and-greet with everyone, and then they bounced. | ||
| They're like, hey, let's get a pint. | ||
| I'm like, which one? | ||
| Like, up there? | ||
| I'm like, see you there! | ||
| And I just, like, chill. | ||
| I drank so much Guinness, it was ridiculous. | ||
| Yeah, they'll put you down. | ||
| I loved it, man. | ||
| Loved it. | ||
| Yeah, it's a different world over there. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| Ireland, England, you know, they have a long history of tradition that we don't really understand, you know? | ||
| Just... | ||
| Just what their culture's like, you know, their language and their history. | ||
| You go over there, you're like, oh, this pub is 700 years old. | ||
| Like, what? | ||
| Yeah, I went to, it was supposed to be the oldest pub in Ireland, and there was bullet holes from fighting, you know, the rebels. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| They were in there, and his family owned since day one. | ||
| And the owner was this dude who was old as fuck now, but he was born and raised upstairs. | ||
| He lives there now. | ||
| He's the only one still alive. | ||
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Poof. | |
| We were there just all night with Patty Hooligan. | ||
| It was great, man. | ||
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It was great. | |
| It was so awesome. | ||
| Just sipping Guinness and eating crisp. | ||
| Shit my pants afterwards, but it was great. | ||
| No, crisps are potato chips, right? | ||
| Yeah, I call them crisps. | ||
| I'm from there. | ||
| Oh, you're from there. | ||
| They're crisps. | ||
| Do you call football football or soccer? | ||
| I say American football. | ||
| Because I have a bit that I talk about football and I go, American football. | ||
| Otherwise, you're screwed. | ||
| You're super screwed. | ||
| But you know what's best for me, Joe, is like, I did, what was it, like 10 shows in four days or something like that. | ||
| And I wish I could do it more here. | ||
| It's just the reps for me. | ||
| The reps. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| That's what we're talking about. | ||
| Comedy club weekends are so good. | ||
| So good. | ||
| Like when I did Salt Lake, Salt Lake City, when I did Wise Guys, I was like, man, I really get to feel it again, like what it's like to do four one-hour shows in a weekend. | ||
| It's like it gets every timing down. | ||
| And then taglines, they start adding on. | ||
| You start coming up with new ideas. | ||
| Dude, what is it about coffee that gives you phlegm? | ||
| Even just fucking... | ||
| Really? | ||
| This is just cold brew. | ||
| Caveman cold brew. | ||
| Those nitro coffees. | ||
| There's no dairy or anything. | ||
| I'm always ready to cough. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Or clear my throat. | ||
| And it's annoying. | ||
| I feel like it's an older thing. | ||
| Nah, man. | ||
| It's always been that way with me with coffee. | ||
| It's an older thing. | ||
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Old guys get all phlegmy. | |
| Junior! | ||
| Get my king! | ||
| I mean, I drink a shitload of coffee and my voice is good. | ||
| You know when it is? | ||
| For whatever weird reason, when, like, if a guest is talking, like, if you've got a good story and your story goes on for a few minutes, and then I don't talk for a while, it all builds up. | ||
| So you just gotta jump in. | ||
| You have to jump in. | ||
| That's Calum's secret. | ||
| He's always trying to avoid coughing. | ||
| I told Cal, you need to get your fucking throat checked out. | ||
| I mean, he's been doing it since I've known him. | ||
| The coughing thing? | ||
| Non-stop. | ||
| Sucking dicks, bro. | ||
| AIDS. Sucking dicks, bro. | ||
| Sucking dicks. | ||
| So, about football, man. | ||
| I wanted to ask you about this. | ||
| Because we were talking recently about this guy who retired. | ||
| Super young. | ||
| He was like 26, right? | ||
| Some dude just retired from the NFL? Yeah, I'm dying, Joe. | ||
| Is that what you're asking? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| What I'm asking is, like, you as a guy who's played football and as a guy who sees all this shit that's coming out now, do you think there's going to be a change in the game? | ||
| Do you think there's going to be, like, less people that are signing up for it? | ||
| That's what they say. | ||
| And they say, like, with the youth leagues now, they're like, oh, we're teaching them how to hit proper. | ||
| But it's like... | ||
| There's no such thing. | ||
| It's not real. | ||
| That's a fun campaign and stuff like that, but is America ever going to get rid of football because of CT? No, man. | ||
| It's part of the game. | ||
| It's literally part of the game. | ||
| Wait till the UFC numbers come out. | ||
| You're going to be surprised. | ||
| I have friends now. | ||
| I talk to them like, oh my god, man. | ||
| Do you not realize what's going on here? | ||
| And so once that comes out, now we know it with boxing and mixed martial arts. | ||
| Of course there's going to be brain trauma. | ||
| Guys are getting punched in the head. | ||
| With football, people are like, what? | ||
| But it's literally part of the game. | ||
| It's just, it is what it is. | ||
| Now, is juice worth the squeeze? | ||
| In football, the argument is, it depends. | ||
| For your health, if you're coming from nothing, it pays for your college, you make, you know, $40 million, your family, your family, their family, set for life. | ||
| God, the juice might be worth the squeeze, depending on how bad you're going to have it. | ||
| If you can get to that level. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, there's probably a lot of guys who wash out. | ||
| More likely than not, they wash out. | ||
| Yeah, I knew a dude who washed out, and he was really fucked up. | ||
| The point where he was seeing shit that wasn't there. | ||
| He would go out in the yard and start talking to himself. | ||
| God, such a bummer, man. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| Everyone responds different, but they say the biggest thing, and I guess it's the biggest thing because I've played football since I was, what, six years old, but when you're young, hitting. | ||
| When you're young, hitting, it's just like you shouldn't hit until, you know, they say probably to high school, but if you don't hit until you're in high school, you're going to get left behind. | ||
| You know what's interesting about that is that there's a real good argument when it comes to striking. | ||
| That if you can teach kids how to play fight when they're young, just make sure they play fight. | ||
| You know, you don't want them, like, going to war. | ||
| Teach them, like, the quick way to teach them. | ||
| Teach them how to play fight striking when they're young. | ||
| Like, do, like, Thai-style kickboxing. | ||
| Or, you know, like, just where you're boxing but you're not hitting too hard. | ||
| Because they're not going to hit each other hard anyway. | ||
| Right? | ||
| They can't. | ||
| They don't hit that hard. | ||
| And then on top of that, teach them to not hit hard at all, and then teach them to be real solid on technique. | ||
| Then, they're super accustomed to the movements of striking, and then you get them to a position when they're like 16, 18. They've been boxing their whole fucking life. | ||
| And their movements are fully ingrained to the point where an average athlete coming into it at a later age, without all those super fine-tuned movements ingrained in you while you were growing up and developing... | ||
| You almost don't have a chance, you know, like when he gets to like a Roy Jones jr. In his prime level for sure You know if you're like an average athlete who learns boxing at 26 and then you At 30 have to box Roy Jones. | ||
| I mean good enjoy that good fucking I don't care what kind of athlete you are No, it doesn't matter. | ||
| Fucking luck. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And some people make that argument with Floyd Mayweather. | ||
| They say, listen, his uncle, his dad, he's been doing since he was, what, six? | ||
| He's the best argument. | ||
| The best argument. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The best argument. | ||
| He never gets hit. | ||
| He's been hit in a professional career that spanned 49 fights. | ||
| He's been hit maybe hard seven or eight times. | ||
| True. | ||
| And there's a few X-Factors in this fight. | ||
| The only kind of thing that gives people hope if you're on Team MMA or Team Conor, which is not MMA versus boxing, but if you're Team Conor, is these X-Factors of Floyd's had two years off, right? | ||
| He's had two years off. | ||
| But in the past, he's taken time off and he comes back better. | ||
| But he is 40. So that has to be something. | ||
| And the other thing, why is he doing it? | ||
| Is he doing it for money? | ||
| Is he doing it for attention? | ||
| Why is he coming back to get to 50? | ||
| And then the 8-ounce gloves, which they officially approved today. | ||
| 8-ounce gloves is a huge, huge advance for Conor, I think, man. | ||
| It's all interesting, man. | ||
| But they're all X-Factors, right? | ||
| To be honest, no one really knows. | ||
| I think I have an idea what I think's going to happen, but no one knows. | ||
| And that's why I think the footage of Conor sparring Pauly is such a big deal, because people go, oh shit, no, he can actually box. | ||
| And I even think Dane and the Fertittas, who were there watching, go, uh, we actually got something here. | ||
| And that's why it was such a big deal. | ||
| Because I think everyone's like, alright, Conor, MMA, he's good. | ||
| I've seen him move around. | ||
| I'm telling you, this dude, as far as boxing, he's going to give you guys some problems. | ||
| He's going to give you the best all-time problems. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| What kind of training had Paulie been doing before that fight? | ||
| What kind of shape was he in? | ||
| Not in 12-round shape. | ||
| Paulie just got off the plane. | ||
| Why did he do 12 rounds? | ||
| That's what they asked him to. | ||
| Had he been training? | ||
| He got word from Conor's team that they're going to use him, so he started to train some, but it's not like he was getting ready for a fight fight. | ||
| So that's what he said. | ||
| Man, you know, for me to go 12 rounds was tough. | ||
| Like, I wasn't expecting to go all 12 rounds. | ||
| Because the first day they used him, I think he said he only did six or eight rounds. | ||
| And then he was like, oh, we're going to spar tomorrow more and I'll get in better shape, stuff like that, get used to the fighting shape. | ||
| And they didn't use him. | ||
| Then he flew to cover the Mikey Garcia-Broner fight and then came back and he was fresh off the plane and then he sparred 12 rounds. | ||
| So he's like, they just did me dirty, man. | ||
| That's his whole thing. | ||
| His feelings are hurt. | ||
| He's like, why would they do that, man? | ||
| I was here to help them. | ||
| Well, that's the kind of help they wanted. | ||
| They just wanted the kind of help that he didn't want to give. | ||
| They wanted the kind of help where Conor beats the fuck out of a world champion. | ||
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| And that's what Conor said, though. | ||
| Like, in Conor's defense, when they go, oh, you're bringing Polly Ingos. | ||
| Yeah, I'm bringing him. | ||
| He says it's on Showtime during the media scrum. | ||
| He goes, yeah, I'm bringing him in to fuck him up. | ||
| He said that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He goes, yeah, I'm going to bring him in and fuck him up. | ||
| Word for word. | ||
| That's undocumented. | ||
| So then Polly gets in and goes, oh, we'll spar and be all good. | ||
| But remember, six months prior to this, Polly goes, I could beat Connor with one hand tied behind my back. | ||
| Connor's like a baby elephant. | ||
| He stores that and he's like, all right, man. | ||
| Oh, he said that? | ||
| Whoops. | ||
| But he thought it was just hyping the fight. | ||
| You know, he thought they would spar and be like boys, but that just didn't happen. | ||
| Like, Connor's literally there just to prove a point. | ||
| Well, it's a very important point to prove before a giant fight like that. | ||
| Like, that video alone is probably worth who knows how many thousands of hundreds of thousands of buys. | ||
| Priceless. | ||
| Priceless. | ||
| That's worth so much money. | ||
| I mean, a lot of people were going to buy the fight anyway, but how many more people are going to buy the fight now that you see Conor landing that straight left? | ||
| And then dropping Paulie, and Paulie said is a pushdown, and you could see that it's not a pushdown. | ||
| I mean, it's just not. | ||
| If you get pushed down like that, you're probably concussed already. | ||
| Yeah, if your balance is off, I see what you're saying. | ||
| That's so bad. | ||
| Like, he was saying something about him getting grabbed on the back of the head. | ||
| You could watch it, watch the knockdown. | ||
| Pauly's saying it's dirty. | ||
| I get that. | ||
| He signed up for it. | ||
| It's a fight. | ||
| But the other thing is Pauly's saying, you know, and he goes, take what you want from the videos, but I think Connor and his team and Dana fucked up putting this out because now Floyd Mayweather's team knows this is how he fights. | ||
| Like this is the dirty stuff he does so they can warn the ref. | ||
| There ain't nothing dirty there. | ||
| The grab behind the head's dirty. | ||
| In boxing, that's dirty. | ||
| You can get away with it, but that's frowned upon. | ||
| It's gonna happen. | ||
| Those rabbit punches. | ||
| But Floyd's gonna do that. | ||
| See, this part right here. | ||
| Give me some volume on that so you can hear that. | ||
| He's hitting him hard, man. | ||
| Okay, you know, he hits him with a straight left that's clean, and then it looks like he's wobbled and he hits him with a right hand afterwards. | ||
| Like, play that part one more time when he goes down. | ||
| Like, you can't... | ||
| I don't see an argument. | ||
| I've tried to look at it. | ||
| Of a pushdown? | ||
| I don't see it. | ||
| I don't see it. | ||
| This is the beginning part. | ||
| And that's a legit ref, by the way. | ||
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| Yeah, Joe Cortez. | ||
| Super legit. | ||
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| Dude, he's beating the shit out of me. | ||
| Okay, I don't give a fuck what anybody says. | ||
| Like, if he can land those combinations on Paulie Malignaggi like that at any point in life, that is... | ||
| Homework in box. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| He's hitting hard, too. | ||
| To me, that validates Conor. | ||
| But at the same time, in Paulie's defense, you know, it's 9-12 round fight shape. | ||
| He's exhausted. | ||
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I get all that. | |
| I get all that. | ||
| But still... | ||
| Paulie should have never done that. | ||
| Yeah, he messed up. | ||
| He must have underestimated him. | ||
| You know, I had Andre Berto on my show, and he's supposed to help Conor out. | ||
| And he's like, I ain't going up there. | ||
| And he's good friends with Conor. | ||
| Conor did rehab together. | ||
| He's like, no, I'm not going up there, man. | ||
| He goes, just because... | ||
| And he had a good point. | ||
| He goes, let's say I go up there and help Conor, and for whatever reason, he doesn't think he's going to win. | ||
| He goes, let's say he blasted Floyd Mayweather in the face. | ||
| I mean, it's so much hate from the boxing world. | ||
| Like, it's a fraternity, man. | ||
| And he's like, and the way he did Pauly, like, we just can't do it, man. | ||
| He goes, I wish him the best, but I'm not going to help him. | ||
| Well, I also think that if he's peaking and he's in full fight shape and they're making you fight 12 rounds, I mean, when you're in the gym and you're sparring 12 rounds, isn't that unusual that you get one guy to box 12 rounds with you? | ||
| Oh, no, no, no. | ||
| It was designed for Paulie to get beat up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I feel like Paulie's a team player. | ||
| I don't know if you've ever met Paulie. | ||
| He loves you. | ||
| But if you've ever met Paulie, like... | ||
| I feel like he's such a good guy, he didn't say anything. | ||
| Listen, if you brought me in to do anything, I've had guys that wanted me to help him with camps, I turn it down, and you're like, hey, we need you to go 5-5s. | ||
| That ain't happening. | ||
| I'll give you one round, two rounds for the best condition. | ||
| Usually you do a shark tank. | ||
| You know how it is, Joe. | ||
| You bring in fresh guys for different looks and push you harder. | ||
| So this is just a showcase of Conor's abilities at Paulie's expense. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I like Paulie as a commentator. | ||
| I think he's one of the best in the world. | ||
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He's brilliant. | |
| He's really, really good. | ||
| He offers real legitimate insight. | ||
| He's really, really good. | ||
| Do you think that he got rocked and doesn't remember how this went? | ||
| Did he think that he maybe did think that he got pushed down? | ||
| No, again, I think it's a combination of both. | ||
| I think, you know, Pauly had won some, and he even says, he goes, I won some rounds, Conor won some rounds. | ||
| You know? | ||
| I'd like to see it all, right? | ||
| Me too, and the UFC said they're going to release it after the fight. | ||
| Which is, that's going to be the real test. | ||
| It's going to be a real test, because Dana said it was a one-sided beatdown. | ||
| Yeah, Dana was like, he has asked for 12 rounds, which I don't believe that. | ||
| What if it's true? | ||
| You've got to go with what Pauly did say happened, and then what you see happened. | ||
| I think it's a combination of both. | ||
| I really do. | ||
| I think, again, I think it's people who are like, you know, everyone's on this Conor wagon, especially in the UFC. Dana, that's his golden boy, right? | ||
| And I think we knew Conor could box, but then when you see him doing it against Pauly, you're like, oh, shit. | ||
| And so even, I bet when we watch the tape, we're like, oh, damn, Conor did pretty well. | ||
| I don't think he beat the shit out of Pauly for 12 rounds. | ||
| I think towards the end, you see that? | ||
| That happened. | ||
| Well, obviously... | ||
| Listen, this has obviously been very valuable. | ||
| If there were more moments like this, don't you think they would leak those too? | ||
| Correct. | ||
| They'd be everywhere. | ||
| I mean, they're saying they don't want him to see what Connor's working on. | ||
| Okay, just show us a montage of punches that landed. | ||
| Just give me one of those Mike Tyson 60-second highlights. | ||
| Just show me a few... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, you don't have to show all of its patterns. | ||
| But how well did this hype? | ||
| This is priceless, man. | ||
| Giant. | ||
| Huge. | ||
| And now Pauly, you have this huge soap opera in boxing going on right now. | ||
| Pauly's a main character now. | ||
| Pauly might have to fight Conor. | ||
| Even if Floyd and Conor, if Floyd beats Conor. | ||
| And then Paulie can say, look, I want my shot at him. | ||
| You know, you talked a lot of shit and I didn't get in shape. | ||
| If you're Conor, that's the play. | ||
| But it's only the play if Conor has a good showing. | ||
| Even if he loses the decision, as long as he has a good showing, then you do McGregor promotions against Paulie Malignaggi, and I'm buying that shit. | ||
| Fuck fighting Khabib, Tony Ferguson, all that. | ||
| Elbow jiu-jitsu shit, nah! | ||
| We're going to put on these eight ounces, go 12 rounds, and make some money. | ||
| Some serious money. | ||
| That's a lot of people think he'll never fight MMA again. | ||
| I mean, he's going to make $100 million from this fight. | ||
| Yeah, probably more. | ||
| With sponsors, yeah. | ||
| That's... | ||
| A lot of money. | ||
| That's Scrooge McDuck, Rich. | ||
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That's... | |
| We're going Sizzler. | ||
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He's not even 30! | |
| We're going Sizzler. | ||
| He has a son. | ||
| You know, he's a smart guy. | ||
| I think the play would... | ||
| And I know a lot of UFC people are like, that's because you're never a fighter shop. | ||
| No, I get that. | ||
| Give any UFC fighter $100 million. | ||
| They're both throwing up deuces, going, fucking see ya. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is way too hard of a life. | ||
| 100 mil? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Sitting in satin sheets and I can go fight Pauly for another whatever, 50 mil probably of my own money? | ||
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Ooh. | |
| Ooh. | ||
| Or I'll go fight Nate Diaz in a trilogy. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| 90% or more, Conor McGregor vs. | ||
| Floyd Mayweather. | ||
| Money Man says Notorious will lose 90% of his $75 million payday if he's disqualified. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, I know that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, yeah, that's if he does an MMA move on him. | ||
| He won't, though. | ||
| People ask that all the time. | ||
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He's not going to get disqualified. | |
| Can you throw a Superman punch, spinning punch? | ||
| I'm like, get out of my face. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| You can't. | ||
| It's too bad you can't throw a spinning backfist, though. | ||
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Woo! | |
| Imagine that shit. | ||
| I mean, you have some gentleman rules, for God's sake. | ||
| Could you imagine, though, if Floyd said you could throw elbows? | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| I'm surprised he has it. | ||
| Eight-ounce gloves. | ||
| We'll do whatever you want to do. | ||
| Let's do this. | ||
| Let's do this. | ||
| Could you imagine? | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| And you get elbows and you can throw one kick around. | ||
| And the guy can clinch and throw elbows from the clinch. | ||
| Do you ever see the sequence where Jordan Meehan knocked out Cyborg in Strikeforce? | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| It's nasty. | ||
| It's one of the nastiest sequences of standing elbows. | ||
| Horrible. | ||
| Like a fucking seminar on how to land a standing elbow. | ||
| The most vicious elbow of all time. | ||
| Cyborg's taking some shots to the dome. | ||
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Dude. | |
| That knee he got from Michael Venom Page? | ||
| The knee caved in his head. | ||
| Page killed a guy. | ||
| He did? | ||
| Goddamn Nair killed him. | ||
| I mean, he had to have all constructive... | ||
| Oh, I thought you said he could kill a different guy. | ||
| He basically had to put mesh wiring all over his face now. | ||
| He's a superhero now. | ||
| Yeah, and he said he was going to fight again, then he changed his body. | ||
| Yeah, let's not do that though, huh? | ||
| I mean, who knows how his dome works right now. | ||
| I mean, after you get hit like that and your skull caves in... | ||
| Poor to very poor. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Everyone's different. | ||
| Everyone changes different. | ||
| Here it is right here. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| He hits him with a liver shot, a left-right. | ||
| It doesn't happen until they get to the case. | ||
| Okay, boom, boom. | ||
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Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. | |
| I mean, look at that. | ||
| I mean, come on, man. | ||
| He just hit him with like 13 fucking straight elbows to the head. | ||
| Did you think they stopped DC Jones early? | ||
| I mean, the late? | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Come on, brother. | ||
| I think you're giving the guy the best chance he can. | ||
| You're John McCarthy. | ||
| You know how tough he is. | ||
| John's the best in the world, too. | ||
| He's right there. | ||
| I hate criticizing him, but I thought it was two punches too late. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Two or three. | ||
| Also, the delayed effect of that head kick. | ||
| You got head kicked, then you see his legs buckle and he's wobbling around. | ||
| And then when he goes down up against the cage, it wasn't a real significant thing. | ||
| His legs weren't working right. | ||
| No, it's game over. | ||
| The game's over there. | ||
| He was already hurt bad. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And then John jumps on top of him and is just wailing on him. | ||
| He could have stopped at one or two punches earlier. | ||
| But, you know, in his eyes, what if DC recovers? | ||
| What if he rolls over, gets to guard? | ||
| What if he holds on to John? | ||
| My belief is live to fight another day. | ||
| I agree with you, too. | ||
| I totally agree with you, but I'm just looking at it from John's point of view. | ||
| I get it, and I don't even like criticizing John. | ||
| It's like, man, I thought that was too late. | ||
| A lot of people thought that was too late. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's tough to watch with DC. My thing with DC, and you talk about him coming back, he's, what is he, 39, 38? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| 39. He has a great job with the UFC as far as UFC tonight, right? | ||
| He's kind of becoming the guy UFC tonight. | ||
| He's doing commentating with you. | ||
| He's traveling all around. | ||
| No, he's great at commentary. | ||
| You know, does he ever beat John? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| So, what are you gonna do? | ||
| Fight Gustafson again? | ||
| Ozdenmeyer? | ||
| You know, I don't know what his pay is, but, you know, at some point, you know, health has to take into account with this. | ||
| Yeah, the Gustafson fight was a grueling five-round fight, you know? | ||
| Remember, that was a very, very tough fight. | ||
| That was a great fight. | ||
| Very good fight. | ||
| Gustafson's been this fucking close, man. | ||
| I think Gustafson's better now than ever before, though. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| That's why I want to see him and John. | ||
| Against Glover, I was like, Jesus Christ. | ||
| He looked amazing. | ||
| And the combinations he was landing. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| That whip-like uppercut from the outside. | ||
| See, the thing about him is he's the only guy that can match John for distance and reach. | ||
| Size, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, no one else is like him. | ||
| Not even close. | ||
| And Gustafson is also more mobile than John. | ||
| Like, he's... | ||
| John is, like, very creative, mixes things up more. | ||
| But Gustafson is more, like, bouncing around and footwork. | ||
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He has better footwork. | |
| He has better footwork, for sure. | ||
| Yeah, he's very agile. | ||
| And he's also the first guy to ever land a Takedown on John. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And I think he's better. | ||
| I think he's better now than he was then. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| That'd be a great fight. | ||
| Fuck yeah, it would be. | ||
| You know, they were asking John, how about John was on Good Morning America, getting interviewed by Michael Strahan. | ||
| Good Lord, do things change. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| So he's on Good Morning America, and they asked him about what's next, and he talked about, you know, he'd like to fight Brock. | ||
| Like, that's always been kind of his thing, and Connor kind of set that with these super fights. | ||
| But, you know, Brock can't fight to, I think, whatever. | ||
| He has 18 months or some shit. | ||
| I'm sure a slip in the back door or some shit. | ||
| Like, whoops, what's this? | ||
| Juice to the gills. | ||
| I'd still watch it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So they talked about Gus Finn. | ||
| They go, what about Madison Square Garden? | ||
| And he goes, not happening because they want to tax me another 10% of a fight in New York. | ||
| So he's like, I won't fight in Madison Square Garden. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I feel like USC be like, fuck your 10% here. | ||
| Just fight in Madison Square Garden. | ||
| Let's figure this out. | ||
| Take a little extra piece there. | ||
| Here, Mighty Mouse. | ||
| Give us some of your purse. | ||
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There you go. | |
| Ain't mighty messy. | ||
| No, give me that. | ||
| What if John put a no steroid test clause? | ||
| Go ahead, Brock. | ||
| Go take your shit. | ||
| Brock, you do your shit, I'm going to do my cocaina, and I'm going to be up all night long. | ||
| No drug test clause. | ||
| That's what I'm talking about. | ||
| Doing like Dubai or some shit. | ||
| But if he just says to him, I don't give a fuck what you do, I'm going to beat your ass. | ||
| And then Brock's got to go, oh my god. | ||
| Brock's like, full pain? | ||
| Shit! | ||
| Brock gets up to 290, cuts down to 265. I don't know if Jon can fuck with that. | ||
| That's a scary dude. | ||
| But Kane fucked that Brock up. | ||
| Yeah, King kind of did work on it. | ||
| But he did have that stomach virus. | ||
| Yeah, that stomach issue. | ||
| Diverticulitis, right? | ||
| Overeem also fucked him up when he was Bane Brock. | ||
| Well, that was a crazy fight for him to take after recovering from surgery where he got 12 inches of his colon removed. | ||
| And we're talking Uber-eem. | ||
| Yeah, that was Uber-eem to the max. | ||
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Kicked him in the gut like a straight-up murderer. | |
| When he was 265? | ||
| Kicked him in the gut. | ||
| Oh, you just had surgery there? | ||
| That Oberyn. | ||
| See, that is like, he's like one of the best arguments for no testing. | ||
| He's still kind of killing it with the gold testing, too. | ||
| He's great, but it's a different Overeem. | ||
| Like, this Overeem, the heavyweight Grand Prix, K1 heavyweight Grand Prix Overeem, there's never been a fighter like that before. | ||
| Like, look at the size of him there! | ||
| You're never going to see that again, ever, in the UFC. Look at those physiques. | ||
| He was so jacked! | ||
| They look like giant Phil Heath. | ||
| Like, you're never going to see these two again. | ||
| It's not kick like that. | ||
| Yeah, and he's just all over him. | ||
| Brock can't take him down. | ||
| He's got some of the best knees in the business, man. | ||
| Super good technique. | ||
| It's just, I miss this Overeem where he was just dominating people with power. | ||
| See, the Overeem now that... | ||
| Good God. | ||
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Boom! | |
| That fucking Instagram kick to the gut. | ||
| The Overeem now that is steroid-free... | ||
| He does that move where he runs away. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Steroid Overeem never ran?! | |
| What the fuck is that? | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like, when he was on steroids, good luck getting him to step an inch back. | ||
| Now he's clean, that motherfucker's sprinting. | ||
| Remember when he fought Todd Duffy and Dream? | ||
| Did you ever see that fight? | ||
| I trained Todd for that fight, and I was supposed to corner him. | ||
| Todd Duffy was super promising before that fight. | ||
| Well, Todd took that on short notice. | ||
| Don't do it! | ||
| I would be like, don't do it, son! | ||
| Bro, gotta fight. | ||
| Who? | ||
| Over him, Dream. | ||
| Don't do that. | ||
| Listen, you have a lot of talent. | ||
| You could be huge. | ||
| This is not the way to get huge. | ||
| I feel like it's a bad idea. | ||
| To get obliterated in Japan with short notice. | ||
| Japan, what is it about calling people like a week before the fight going, what are you up to Saturday? | ||
| All advantages for the home team, man. | ||
| And wasn't this post-UFC Duffy? | ||
| Because he had that UFC fight where he won, like, it was one of the fastest fights ever, won by knockout. | ||
| Tim Haag. | ||
| Knocked him out with a jab. | ||
| Eight seconds. | ||
| Rest in peace, Tim Haag. | ||
| Yeah, rest in peace, Tim Haag. | ||
| What a terrible, terrible story. | ||
| Duffy's j-j-jack, too. | ||
| He was super jacked. | ||
| So talented. | ||
| Oh, really, really talented. | ||
| So he goes in there, and he fights Overeem at his most Overeem ever. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
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| How confident he is. | ||
| Aject! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| It's like a death sentence, isn't it? | ||
| Yeah, he was a monster back then. | ||
| And then, when you think about him, like, bordering on both sports, right? | ||
| He's like K-1 Grand Prix champion, still fighting MMA. It's all like in the same time period. | ||
| And his striking is just off the charts because of it. | ||
| And you can't take him down. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like Duffy just went after him, man. | ||
| Should I take him down? | ||
| Shoes on and everything. | ||
| Boom, he gets clipped. | ||
| That's the move for Duffy, though. | ||
| Yeah, it is a move. | ||
| The body shot is what gets Duffy here, though. | ||
| But you're right here, but I'm not backing up, too. | ||
| Look, just boom. | ||
| So much power. | ||
| Forward, right hand, left hand. | ||
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| There's no running from Uberine. | ||
| He wasn't running. | ||
| No, that's not even in his thought process. | ||
| Now, you throw a jab, I'm gonna fucking... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Slides out the way. | ||
| Well, he's also older, and he's taking more punishment, too. | ||
| You've got to think, the knockouts that he's had just in the UFC. Stipe knocked him unconscious. | ||
| Travis Brown knocked him unconscious. | ||
| That was a while ago, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, there's been... | ||
| How many people knocked him out? | ||
| He has more knockout losses than anyone in the UFC. Yeah. | ||
| Rothwell knocked him out. | ||
| Rothwell, Steve Bay. | ||
| He beat JDS, didn't he? | ||
| Yes, he did. | ||
| He knocked him out. | ||
| He's had a couple issues. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm trying to think of other fights that he's had. | ||
| I'll tell you what, I'd love to see Overeem versus your boyfriend, Francis Ganell. | ||
| Oh my god, I would love to see that. | ||
| Francis has JDS coming up, but... | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| Bigfoot Silva knocked him out, too. | ||
| Oh, that Bigfoot Silva one was rough. | ||
| That was a rough one. | ||
| It was real rough, because he was standing up and Bigfoot teed off on him. | ||
| Just ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. | ||
| But then look at him. | ||
| He mercs, dude. | ||
| Struve, Nelson, JDS, Orlovsky. | ||
| Loses Stipe for the title. | ||
| The Struve fight was brutal. | ||
| No, that Mark Hunt fight was rough. | ||
| He flatlined Mark Hunt. | ||
| Mark Hunt's fighting again. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's fighting that Russian dude. | ||
| He's ranked like 10 or something. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he's fighting, uh, isn't that, uh, is that in Australia? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Australia or New Zealand. | ||
| I'm surprised, yeah, he's still doing the damn thing. | ||
| It's a good move, man. | ||
| You have a fucking Mark Hunt fight in New Zealand? | ||
| He's a huge draw out there. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Gigantic. | ||
| Sydney. | ||
| Tibor is a good fighter, man. | ||
| I love Sydney. | ||
| Tibor has, like, got sneaky, uh, sneaky left high kick. | ||
| Dude, these Russians and that whole area, these motherfuckers, they're already taking over boxing. | ||
| They're slowly creeping into MMA. How about... | ||
| Khabib! | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| What's going on with him? | ||
| Well, you got Tony Furst and Kevin Lee now fighting for the interim title. | ||
| They just don't think Khabib can make the weight? | ||
| I don't know what's going on. | ||
| They asked him to fight, right? | ||
| And he was like, no, I need more time. | ||
| It's just the boat's passing him by. | ||
| You need more time? | ||
| He must be injured. | ||
| Tiramisu? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Tiramisu! | ||
| And I like Khabib. | ||
| He's such a talent, but it's so frustrating. | ||
| I fucking love some tiramisu. | ||
| I get it, Khabib. | ||
| You know, it's like when you don't, you know you shouldn't be eating this, but you're like, fuck it. | ||
| Let's get dessert. | ||
| Dude, if I go, what do you have dessert? | ||
| And they go, well, we have world famous tiramisu. | ||
| Bring that. | ||
| Then you got some coffee with it. | ||
| Double espresso, please. | ||
| Game over, son. | ||
| I got you, Khabib. | ||
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| I get it. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| My man Cam Haynes runs these ultra marathons every year. | ||
| Last year he ran the Bigfoot 2000 or 200. It's 205, 205 miles. | ||
| And this year he's running this Moab one. | ||
| It's 234 miles. | ||
| He cuts down from 180 pounds, which is what he weighs normally. | ||
| Lean too. | ||
| He's down to 160 now. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| You know how he does it? | ||
| He works out and burns off more calories than he eats. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| And he feels good doing it? | ||
| Yeah, he'll burn off 3,000 calories, eat 2,000. | ||
| It's a little different, though. | ||
| If he can do it, if he can do that... | ||
| Then Khabib can do that, too. | ||
| They can all do that. | ||
| All you have to do is just work hard, do a lot of fucking cardio, put a lot of hours in training, and eat less than you're eating. | ||
| Here's the thing, though. | ||
| You'll shrink. | ||
| You'll shrink. | ||
| Yeah, it's science. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| You can hire someone to do that, to make sure you make that weight. | ||
| Well, he's also a very strict Muslim, and so he celebrates Ramadan, which makes it a real issue for guys to fight. | ||
| Although, someone just did that in the UFC. Ramadan? | ||
| Yeah, and got through it. | ||
| Went through Ramadan, then fought? | ||
| His nickname is, remember the name? | ||
| Bilal Muhammad. | ||
| Bilal Muhammad went through Ramadan while he was training. | ||
| He just did it very smart. | ||
| And he scheduled his training for after his meal. | ||
| What a badass. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he fought great. | ||
| With Khabib though, it's like, you know, at 55, it's kind of a clusterfuck there, and he's just getting left in the dust. | ||
| I think he has real issues with his body from losing extreme amounts of weight. | ||
| And listen, I love AK, and I think Crazy Bob Cook belongs in the UFC Hall of Fame, MMA Hall of Fame. | ||
| He's a straight-up genius. | ||
| Yeah, him and Javier. | ||
| Yeah, but those boys, I don't know what's going on there with Kane. | ||
| Well, you know what it is? | ||
| Here's what I think it is. | ||
| At the top level of that, you have two of the best First of all, arguably the best heavyweight ever in Kane, and then you got one of the best light heavyweights ever in Daniel, and they're going to war all the time. | ||
| Toss Luke Rockhold in there. | ||
| And Luke Rockhold's in the mix, too. | ||
| And they also, you only have a certain amount of years of being able to do that. | ||
| So then you see Kane's body breaking down. | ||
| I mean, you can't just attribute that only to his training there, because there's some questionable weightlifting videos of him online. | ||
| The deadlift. | ||
| Yeah, well, it's not even a deadlift, man. | ||
| It's like he's doing a kettlebell swing with shit form, and they're doing high reps of all kinds of weird shit. | ||
| Steve Maxwell saw it, and he was furious. | ||
| But the thing is, a lot of MMA guys, if they don't come from a football background, most of them you're going to see lift like that, to be honest. | ||
| Well, the problem was he had a trainer, and people were feeling like the trainer was doing a shit job. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, yeah, 100%. | ||
| And I'm not blaming injuries and delays in fights on AKA, but I think, and it's not up to them, I think, again, like you were saying, you have the toughest guys in the world competing every day, you have Khabib, you have all these guys, and things are going to happen. | ||
| I think there's two different schools of thought, and I don't know who's right. | ||
| There's a school of thought where you just fucking go in there and you go to war all the time and the cream rises to the top and you get hardened by the combat and you come out of it the best fighter in the world. | ||
| 1997. You know what? | ||
| It was Kane for a while, right? | ||
| Until all these injuries started piling up. | ||
| But I think there's another way of looking at it. | ||
| Well, there's two different other ways of looking at it. | ||
| When you get to a Conor situation, then you get a super camp that's designed around you. | ||
| And then you get these people who are working with you on various aspects of your game. | ||
| Your sparring partners are planned accordingly. | ||
| There's a bunch of people that you work with that, you know, their goal is to get you better for this fight. | ||
| And I would say GSP is the one who really started that. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| For us, a hobby. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think these guys that are doing this today, you know, it's like, how do you do it? | ||
| Do you do it the old school way, which has always been proven? | ||
| You can make some tough motherfuckers that way. | ||
| Or do you do it the ATT way, where you have this gigantic program, where you have all world-class coaches and athletes, and you're putting together all these people, and you just have a giant super team. | ||
| Look at their roster, too. | ||
| But again, not that Javier didn't... | ||
| We have a competition background, but the reason why ATT is so good, and they're killing it with Ioana, Jenjenczyk, with fucking Amanda Nunes, all their big athletes, Mike Brown, right? | ||
| He's been there. | ||
| He's done it. | ||
| Yeah, Brown's awesome. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| To me, you know, he's definitely top three in the game right now. | ||
| And Laborio. | ||
| Laborio, too. | ||
| But Mike Brown, really, he's the one who's focused on Ioana and Amanda Nunes, and he's focused on it because he's been there. | ||
| He's done those meathead days, and he's going... | ||
| We need to focus more on this. | ||
| So when you have someone, even Team Alpha Male, they don't have a ton of injuries, really. | ||
| Granted, Cody Garbrandt's having his things, but Uriah Faber, he's been through it. | ||
| So you need these younger guys who have been through it who are going to take control. | ||
| Who are saying, listen, we can't be Vanderlei Silva, man. | ||
| This isn't a Brazilian top team. | ||
| This ain't working. | ||
| In football, same way. | ||
| Jim Harbaugh at Michigan, they don't hit. | ||
| He goes, if you don't know how to hit at this level, you're not going to make it. | ||
| They only hit on game days when it counts. | ||
| So you see this kind of trend happening with people who've been through it before. | ||
| That's not the way. | ||
| Cowboy hardly ever spars anymore. | ||
| He does mostly drills, mitt work. | ||
| You see this kind of guy's like, man, I can't be getting beat up in training anymore. | ||
| It doesn't make sense. | ||
| Goddamn, especially at heavyweight. | ||
| Big guys the size of mitt your own giving each other brain damage. | ||
| Bad idea. | ||
| Terrible. | ||
| You can only do it so many times. | ||
| And I think when you see a guy like Connor with all the different experimenting that he does, with like weird movement stuff, with that Ido Portal guy. | ||
| Yeah, long bike rides and shit. | ||
| Even the weird shit that he does, like when you see him like switching stances in the ring, switching stances like a Taekwondo guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like he's in a Taekwondo tournament. | ||
| All that weird shit, if he can do shit like that to Floyd, all that stuff that he's never seen before, sideways stance, you know, moving more like a karate fighter. | ||
| He's going to come out more karate than people are expecting. | ||
| I asked Pauly, you know, I said, you know, Pauly has his issues with him. | ||
| I'm like, yeah, that's terrible. | ||
| But how was, you know, how was his, was it as awkward as I'm predicting? | ||
| Because, you know, if Conor goes in and gets starched, my time, I'm out. | ||
| Showtime, that's my time. | ||
| Have a good night. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like, I look like an asshole. | ||
| But he was saying, he was like, no, man, it's even more awkward than I thought. | ||
| Like, it's tough to deal with. | ||
| He said one time he had his palm up like this. | ||
| I was like, like, Lyoto Machida shit? | ||
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| Oh, he's definitely gonna do that. | ||
| Yeah, Polly's like, I have no idea who that is. | ||
| I'm like, look him up. | ||
| He doesn't know who Lyoto Machida is? | ||
| How dare you, Paulie? | ||
| How dare you, Paulie? | ||
| How dare you. | ||
| He knows jiu-jitsu. | ||
| That was like my worst prediction of all time. | ||
| Welcome to the Machida era. | ||
| Probably my worst prediction ever. | ||
| No, there was a Machida era. | ||
| No, not like that. | ||
| Like, he lost right away after that. | ||
| When he murked Shogun, right? | ||
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| Murked Rashad. | ||
| Well, he didn't merc Shogun. | ||
| Shogun knocked him out in the rematch. | ||
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Oh, that's right. | |
| Shogun lost him, but they had that back and forth, right? | ||
| But he fucked up Rashad. | ||
| He fucked up Rashad to win the title. | ||
| To win the title. | ||
| Who beat him right after that? | ||
| And then John crushed him. | ||
| And then once John crushed him. | ||
| John crushed his dreams. | ||
| Yeah, and then he dropped down to 85. Looked great against Munoz. | ||
| There was a Leona Machida, like, when you say the air, I mean, you know, there's a run there. | ||
| But still, he changed the game. | ||
| He definitely changed a lot, but I thought he was going to go on a crazy run, man. | ||
| So let's see what we got there. | ||
| John Jones. | ||
| Oh, he lost a rampage. | ||
| But again, he got fucked in that one. | ||
| Go back a little bit more. | ||
| Go back a little bit more. | ||
| So where does the Rashad fight? | ||
| Okay, so he fought Rashad, and then he fought... | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| He fought Shogun next, but he should have lost that fight. | ||
| And he won. | ||
| But still, he had lost in two years. | ||
| And then Shogun knocked him out in the rematch. | ||
| He had lost in two years. | ||
| So remember, he beat Teo Ortiz, and that's real Teo Ortiz. | ||
| Then he murked Thiago Silva. | ||
| At the time, Thiago Silva was a straight savage. | ||
| And then he destroys Rashad. | ||
| Then he ekes by Shogun. | ||
| Remember when he jump and front-kicked Randy in the face? | ||
| And knocked out Randy's tooth? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was crazy. | ||
| Yeah, then it was a little rough from there. | ||
| And then he fought John, beat Ryan Bader with that crazy knockout. | ||
| That was nuts. | ||
| Ryan Bader ran into that crazy straight left hand. | ||
| Just rushed him. | ||
| That was here in LA. Then the Munoz fight, I remember that was in like London or something. | ||
| Dude, I remember Munoz found, I was training with Munoz, he found out through social media is fighting Machida. | ||
| It was like, oh fuck, that was in England. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Then he got smashed by Weidman. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| Ray Merch, C.B. Dalloway. | ||
| The Luke Rockhold one was the worst. | ||
| Yole Romero was really bad, too. | ||
| That was rough. | ||
| And then he tested positive for something, right? | ||
| Yeah, and then I don't know exactly what he's doing now. | ||
| Yeah, man, you get a certain amount of knockouts against guys like Rockhold, and especially the Rockhold one was rough. | ||
| Think how long he's been doing it, though. | ||
| He's been doing karate since he was fucking three months old. | ||
| He's just been doing it for a long-ass time, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's interesting, like, these guys like Vitor and him, where their technique is still there, their mind is still there, but their body just can't keep up anymore. | ||
| Look at Rashad. | ||
| Look at Rashad. | ||
| To me, when I watch his fight in Mexico City, and he's fighting on the undercard against Sam Alvey, I'm like, oh my god, man. | ||
| And I love Rashad. | ||
| The guy I've been training with forever. | ||
| To see him, and I don't know if it's a matter of physical, but mentally you can tell he's just not there. | ||
| Not that he's punchy, but he just doesn't want to do anymore. | ||
| He's not pulling the trigger. | ||
| He's been knocked out before. | ||
| I was the same way. | ||
| Once I got knocked out, things change. | ||
| You go, okay, I'm not going to fight like that anymore. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That kind of caution the wind, let's go, let's sit in the pocket and bang. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| I've learned from that. | ||
| And then Rashad just couldn't pull the trigger. | ||
| I think he's swaying towards being done. | ||
| How old is Rashad now? | ||
| Shit, how old is Rashad? | ||
| 39? | ||
| Yeah, he's up there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's had a great run. | ||
| He's definitely had a great run, but he obviously enjoys doing it, or he wouldn't be still doing it, or he needs the money. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| It's one or the other. | ||
| 37? | ||
| 37? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But the other thing with Rashad is the games advance so much further than wrestler with good boxing. | ||
| You can't fuck with that anymore. | ||
| At light heavyweight, middleweight, welterweight, you go down, what? | ||
| You only have two tools? | ||
| You're screwed, man. | ||
| A guy like Yard Rodriguez, all these young kids go... | ||
| You can only wrestle and box? | ||
| Oh my god, I'm eating him a lot. | ||
| But he can kick. | ||
| I mean, remember he knocked out Sean Salmon with that high kick? | ||
| Goddamn, that's old school. | ||
| And Sean Salmon looked like every UPS driver we've ever had. | ||
| Yeah, but I would think that he would get better at that. | ||
| You know, and it just never became like a big part of his game. | ||
| His game was never like full-on Muay Thai oriented. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's like the Chuck Liddell thing, you know, where sprawl and brawl. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm gonna fuck you up with my hands. | ||
| What's crazy is he trains with Tyrone Spong. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I mean, Tyrone Spong is a fucking demon when it comes to his stand-up, man. | ||
| Dude, he mercs this dude so bad. | ||
| And this was at light heavyweight, which is interesting because all along a lot of people thought he should be at 185. Dude, he won the ultimate fight at heavyweight. | ||
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I know. | |
| Crazy. | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| He fought Brad Imes. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Giant-ass dude in the finals. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Rashad's just tough, man. | ||
| And he's a dude who played football, too. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah, high school, but then he wrestled at Michigan State. | ||
| And his roommate was Greg Maynard. | ||
| Crazy, man. | ||
| And then the other roommate is a big agent at CA, which is hilarious. | ||
| All of them are killing it. | ||
| You know, you remember his knockout of Chuck Liddell? | ||
| That was probably the biggest highlight ever. | ||
| Oh, ever. | ||
| And the UFC really wouldn't play it because Chuck Liddell was like the main man. | ||
| Remember for a while there they wouldn't play the Chuck or Ronda knockouts? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Now you turn that bitch on and fuck, this is just a loop. | ||
| Well, once WMA became the owners, they were like, listen. | ||
| It's like, we don't play that game. | ||
| We're here to self-fights. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| I know he's your boy. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| There it is right there. | ||
| One shot. | ||
| That was a crazy high kick. | ||
| Crazy high kick. | ||
| I think they showed the Chuck Liddell knockout. | ||
| They just didn't highlight it over and over and over again. | ||
| Not for a long time. | ||
| They wouldn't show Chuck or Ronda. | ||
| That Chuck one was so... | ||
| I remember the sound of that right-hand landing. | ||
| It just blop! | ||
| It was an uppercut. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Chuck was going to throw an uppercut, his famous uppercut, and then just that. | ||
| And Rashad stepped over with an overhand right on the... | ||
| Fucking button like a gunshot. | ||
| I remember Shah just turned to the crowd like his heart. | ||
| He's like... | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| Chuck's just... | ||
| Chuck was just such a fucking executioner. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| You know, Chuck, there's rumors Chuck wanted to fight again. | ||
| He's in Thailand training and shit. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Wow. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Great timing by Rashad. | ||
| Perfect. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Look at the fucking impact of that right hand. | ||
| That is crazy. | ||
| My God. | ||
| They're talking about Chuck and Tito again in Bellator. | ||
| They're talking about Chael and Tito. | ||
| They're talking about Chael and Tito first? | ||
| Chael and Tito are talking shit to each other. | ||
| Didn't they just fight? | ||
| They just fought. | ||
| Tito just got his neck reconstructed. | ||
| He has a tube in his neck, but then Chael started talking shit to him. | ||
| No, he got fake discs. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| He got discs replaced. | ||
| Go to Tito's Instagram page. | ||
| He talked about it. | ||
| And then he said, Chael, I'm kicking your ass. | ||
| It was like so pro wrestling. | ||
| Hey, Tito, Chael, I love both of you. | ||
| Ain't nobody trying to watch that shit. | ||
| Listen, if Bellator is paying... | ||
| No one's watching that. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| We just saw it. | ||
| Chael, you just got choked out. | ||
| Tito can still sell. | ||
| Yeah, he's still a draw. | ||
| If he could talk Chael into talking some shit about him and people want to see him get peed up again. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| There's actually a video, though. | ||
| If you play the video, Jamie, it's somewhere on his Instagram. | ||
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| It went through his neck. | ||
| Go to his whole thing and I'll show you where it is. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Listen, let's play some volume on this. | ||
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All right, surgery's done. | |
| They did three level disc replacements. | ||
| So you want to fight, huh? | ||
| Disc replacement. | ||
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On my cervical, which is the neck area. | |
| All right, let me call. | ||
| But I'm good. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Dr. William Smith did an amazing job. | ||
| Valerie, thank you so much. | ||
| Bellator, thank you. | ||
| All my friends, family, thank you for your support. | ||
| Everybody reached out to me. | ||
| I appreciate the support. | ||
| I'm alive. | ||
| I'm fixed. | ||
| Now it's time to get ready because, Chell, I'm kicking your ass. | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| No, you two! | ||
| But how crazy is that? | ||
| A guy coming out of neck reconstruction. | ||
| He got three discs replaced. | ||
| You know, in the UFC, if you have more than two discs replaced, they don't think they're letting you fight right now? | ||
| Makes sense. | ||
| They were talking about Rick Story. | ||
| Rick Story has some disc replacements. | ||
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Really? | |
| His neck. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If you get a certain amount, like if you've got one in your lower back, one in your neck, they're like, ooh, son, we're not sure if we want to fuck with this. | ||
| Liability. | ||
| Well, who knows how good the guy did the neck thing? | ||
| Who did your thing? | ||
| It's almost like, who's building your car? | ||
| Well, send him to your guy then. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| UFC. Like, the one guy who we can trust before we shut down his career. | ||
| How many dudes are doing this neck reconstruction thing? | ||
| Hey, everyone. | ||
| Especially if you're looking for a deal. | ||
| Look at Eddie Bravo's got his back done. | ||
| You know, Eddie's still having problems with it, though. | ||
| It's not 100%. | ||
| A lot of people have problems with it. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I mean, the back's tricky, man. | ||
| But one of his students, Victor, had his done. | ||
| He's a big dude. | ||
| He's real big. | ||
| He's a heavyweight dude. | ||
| And for him, it's fine. | ||
| He was lifting weights really quickly and got back to rolling within a few months. | ||
| I think it just depends, man. | ||
| But with Tito, he's had so much abuse as far as wrestling and fighting. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| It's going to... | ||
| He's got fusions too. | ||
| He's got all sorts of shit going on. | ||
| Dude, talk about a straight up fighter. | ||
| Neck brace, tongue and chill. | ||
| Get your ass ready. | ||
| We're looking at like a year from now, bro. | ||
| How long does it take to recover from those surgeries? | ||
| I wonder because what Eddie was saying was that he might have pushed it too quick and re-injured it a little bit. | ||
| I remember when Eddie came in here. | ||
| Didn't he come in here like the next day? | ||
| We're doing a fight companion. | ||
| He's like drinking half his ass, and we're talking about it. | ||
| He's like, I'm not gonna rush into it. | ||
| Like, I'm not doing much. | ||
| But if you're on the mats, you know, it's tough. | ||
| The problem is rolling is too fun. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You can't roll if you're injured. | ||
| You know, I think the only thing you should do ever if you're injured is drill. | ||
| And just use it as a time to drill, because you can get really good. | ||
| You can get really good by drilling. | ||
| But as soon as you're, like, if you're dealing with something that's recovering, like a surgery... | ||
| If you, like, have to explode and exert weird energy in weird ways, you never know. | ||
| Like, you don't want to get tapped. | ||
| You don't want your guard to get passed. | ||
| You don't want... | ||
| So you'll just fucking... | ||
| You're in the middle of it. | ||
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You'll... | |
| And when you do that, man, pop! | ||
| Messes everything up. | ||
| You feel the back where you got surgery twinge again. | ||
| You're like... | ||
| Game over. | ||
| Fucked all that work up. | ||
| I'll tell you what's crazy, speaking of injuries, is when I saw Paddy Hooligan in Dublin, you know, and he's an outgoing, you know, smart dude, speaks well. | ||
| We're talking, I'm like, dude, so when's the next fight? | ||
| And this whole team was just like, goddammit, Shobb. | ||
| I'm like, what? | ||
| And I didn't hear anything. | ||
| But he has a rear blood disorder. | ||
| Like, less than 1% of the world have it. | ||
| And it's really not that dangerous, but if it did, if something were to happen, it's like super dangerous. | ||
| So the UFC's like, it's too much of a risk. | ||
| We can't... | ||
| We can't clear the fight, so he's done. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| So, how does the blood disorder work? | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| You have to look it up, Jamie. | ||
| He has some super rare blood disorder. | ||
| Super, super rare. | ||
| You'll have to look it up. | ||
| So, is this concern if he needs a transfusion or something? | ||
| Yeah, something like that where the UFC is just too high of a risk, so he's done. | ||
| But he was opening a gym at SBG with Connor at their gym, and then he decided to do his own up the street. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| But crazy story, man. | ||
| Crazy story. | ||
| I had no idea. | ||
| I felt bad for him, but good spirits, man. | ||
| Good spirits. | ||
| He's going to start doing podcasting. | ||
| He wants to start doing some other stuff. | ||
| Well, that's cool. | ||
|
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You know, here it is. | |
| He was born with a factor missing in his blood called Factor 13. I never disclosed it until now. | ||
| It came to the UFC's attention from a third party. | ||
| I can no longer pass the medical requirements to compete. | ||
| Only 1 in 5 million people are diagnosed, so I knew that it was rare. | ||
| Organizations wouldn't understand or take a chance at me. | ||
| As I found out now, I never explained in full to John or my team the actual risks because I didn't think there was excess risks. | ||
| So, if it's not, if he doesn't think there is an excess risk, it's a disorder that is only dangerous for me and not my opponents. | ||
| I really did see MMA as a way to have a real shot at life for myself and my family, and it turns out I was right. | ||
| Wow, I have mixed emotions. | ||
| This is sad. | ||
| Can you look up the disorder? | ||
| How sad is it? | ||
| But you talk about a guy who his spirits are super up. | ||
| He was joking about it. | ||
| He's just like, what the fuck? | ||
| He has a son and his girl was there. | ||
| I felt so bad for him. | ||
| But he was like, whoa, I'm doing my thing here at SPG. I got my own gym. | ||
| Things are good. | ||
| I'm starting to get into podcasting. | ||
| He's going to be good at it too, man. | ||
| If you can get that good at fighting, you can get that good at anything. | ||
| You just have to think about it the right way. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| It's a rare... | ||
| Oh, clotting. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| A bleeding disorder characterized by a deficiency of clotting factor 13. Clotting factors are specialized proteins that are essential for the blood to clot properly. | ||
| Oh, it's like a hemophilia. | ||
| Uncontrolled bleeding episodes. | ||
| Fuck all that. | ||
| Like, what if you get Marvin Eastman and the head starts pouring blood and they can't stop it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, like, there's something about foreheads. | ||
| Like, foreheads just bleed a lot. | ||
| Especially with the elbows. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Like, think about how much more foreheads bleed than, like, a knee. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Elbows, like, fucking... | ||
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Yeah. | |
| When you get kneed, it's always in the face. | ||
| Your shit's all fucked up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But with Patty, that's a bummer, man. | ||
| One in five million. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| What are the odds? | ||
| I know, man. | ||
| Super heartbreaking. | ||
| Do you know the odds on Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor are only four to one? | ||
| 5 to 1, right? | ||
| I saw it plus 450. Is it 400? | ||
| Maybe it's changed. | ||
| Maybe it's changed. | ||
| I just looked at an article. | ||
| I think I had something to do with those odds swing. | ||
| I've been on this hound. | ||
| This Connor Dickride hound changing the game. | ||
| Complete Connor Dick Diver. | ||
| Just changing the odds. | ||
| You really think he's got a chance? | ||
| Yeah, I do. | ||
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He's bigger. | |
| I really do. | ||
| He's a lot bigger, man. | ||
| I'll tell you that. | ||
| He's like a Mack truck. | ||
| He's awkward. | ||
| Floyd, two years off. | ||
| I'm a little curious why he's doing it. | ||
| Joe Smith Jr., Bernard Hopkins. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Plus 325. Holy balls! | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| It's down to three. | ||
| Take a bow. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Crazy! | ||
| Four Mayweather's at minus 450. You want to hear something hilarious? | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Those odds are smaller than when he fought Canelo. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Those odds are changing because of the fucking video. | ||
| Well, that and just a matter of the amount of people were betting on Conor. | ||
| Yeah, I know how bets work, dude. | ||
| People that are listening, they might not. | ||
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You know what? | |
| I think Floyd likes it. | ||
| Do you think people know what the odds are? | ||
| That's what the odds are. | ||
| How would I explain odds? | ||
| People are like, what the fuck? | ||
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Really? | |
| You don't even understand how you win a hundred bucks, most people. | ||
| I have to explain it every time we go to the UFC to set someone. | ||
| Yeah, I bet when the odds first came out, I fucked up. | ||
| I thought I got 26-1. | ||
| I got it 15-1. | ||
| Conor to win by knockout. | ||
| It's always so weird when you see the numbers, like, plus 450. Like, how? | ||
| What? | ||
| Who comes out? | ||
| Especially when they open with it. | ||
| If they open with an odd, that's when it gets really crazy. | ||
| How do they do that? | ||
| It's like in the expert opinion. | ||
| They do it on purpose because they want betting. | ||
| So they do it on purpose to get people to go, here's a show. | ||
| Floyd loves this because Floyd always bets on himself and a shitload of money. | ||
| So Floyd's like, yes, keep it going. | ||
| Did you see footage came out that, not footage, but news leaked, and I think it's all honeydicking, that Zab Judah knocked out Floyd Mayweather in training and Floyd shut down the gym. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Look that shit up, Jamie. | ||
| Pull that shit up, Jamie. | ||
| I'm telling you, it's Ab Judah yesterday. | ||
| They said knock them out. | ||
| I think it's all smoke and mirrors. | ||
| I think Floyd's just trying to sell this to the max. | ||
| Well, that would be smart on Floyd's part. | ||
| He's brilliant. | ||
| How close is he with Zab Judah that they would organize that? | ||
| I mean, Zab Judah's like, I'll take that shine. | ||
| When's the last time you mentioned the name Zab Judah? | ||
| Very good point. | ||
| Word from inside the money team, Zab Judah knocked out Floyd Mayweather in sparring during a wild exchange where both boxers began to brawl. | ||
| Apparently Floyd kicked everyone out of the gym afterwards, more to come. | ||
| Zab was mimicking Connor and just came right after him. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Says Mario Vegas Post. | ||
| Mario Vegas Post. | ||
| Can we trust Mario? | ||
| Mario, talk to me. | ||
| What do you know? | ||
| I'm looking at him. | ||
| That glamour shot headshot bothers the fuck out of me. | ||
| Doesn't bother me at all. | ||
| He looks like a very reasonable American. | ||
| He has 14 tweets, 100 followers. | ||
| I'm sure he votes conservative. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| He's probably a pretty sensible guy that you can have a conversation with. | ||
| I think he's a troll. | ||
| I wouldn't mind having a beer with him. | ||
| See, I don't believe that. | ||
| I think there'd be more smoke. | ||
| I think literally Floyd's just playing this full heel. | ||
| It might be. | ||
| I got knocked out. | ||
| Look, Conor definitely a week before. | ||
| Or Zab Judah and him might have gone to war because he does go to war in gyms. | ||
| He does. | ||
| I mean, you've seen him talk shit and go to war with people in sparring sessions. | ||
| And Zab Judah ain't young either. | ||
| Zab Judah, it's true. | ||
| But Zab Judah can crack. | ||
| We know that. | ||
| It's a fact. | ||
| Yeah, he cracked Floyd a few times when they fought, if you remember that. | ||
| Yeah, he can crack. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Floyd Mayweather and Zab Judah unleash chaos in Las Vegas. | ||
| This is from April. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Looks back at the tempered battle between Mayweather and the current sparring partner, Zab Judah. | ||
| Yeah, they had a great war, man. | ||
| Phenomenal fight. | ||
| And if Zab Judah... | ||
| I mean, look, Zab Judah's lightning fast. | ||
| If he hasn't lost a step, and they actually did get into a wild exchange, and Floyd got crazy, it is entirely possible... | ||
| Did you say he hasn't lost a step? | ||
| I mean... | ||
| Zab Judah? | ||
| I guarantee he has. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| Probably a little bit. | ||
| But I mean, as far as his speed and power, I bet it's still there. | ||
| I bet his timing, what I'm trying to say, you're right. | ||
| His reaction time. | ||
| Losing a step is probably not the best way to describe it, but he's still got his skills, he's still got some serious power. | ||
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For sure. | |
| He knows how to drop bombs. | ||
| And if he drops a bomb on Floyd, if they really did have some crazy exchange, it's 100% possible that you could imagine a guy like Zav Judah at least knocking down Floyd. | ||
| I'll tell you this, if he did get knocked out a week before the fight, and you're fighting coming next Saturday, we're going sizzler. | ||
| I might just fucking... | ||
| No bueno. | ||
| I'm the new president of Showtime, everybody. | ||
| The same story kind of happened before the Pacquiao Mayweather fight. | ||
| Well, maybe it happened. | ||
| It said floored him. | ||
| Zabjuda denies flooring Mayweather during sparring. | ||
| Maybe Zabjuda whoops his ass in there. | ||
| He's probably so comfortable with being there with Floyd. | ||
| He's boxed Floyd professionally as a fighter and as his training partner. | ||
| You get each other's patterns. | ||
| You understand each other's patterns. | ||
| And who knows, also, you know, like, who knows how seriously Floyd's taking this? | ||
| I mean, he needs the money for sure. | ||
| That's the other thing, is like, rumors coming out, like, again, these are all rumors. | ||
| Have you seen the condition? | ||
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I love rumors. | |
| Me too, I love the drama. | ||
| I get so excited. | ||
| Me too, I'm like, yes! | ||
| Yes, what else happened? | ||
| Keep it coming! | ||
| Come on! | ||
| Have you seen the picture of Floyd at 40? | ||
| He looks good. | ||
| Good? | ||
| That motherfucker looks like he's on that Brock Lesnar diet. | ||
| He looks shredded. | ||
| Yeah, he looks great. | ||
| Under 2.5. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| That's the only way McGregor's going to win, I think. | ||
| If it's under the 2.5? | ||
| No, not under 2.5, but by stoppage. | ||
| Yeah, me too. | ||
| I can't imagine him outboxing. | ||
| No, that ain't happening. | ||
| You're living in a wrong fucking planet if you think he's gonna help boxing for 12 rounds. | ||
| Unless he just mauls him. | ||
| Unless he figures out a way to maul him like he's doing there. | ||
| Like he's doing there with holding the back of the head and throwing punches. | ||
| But that's after he's worn Pauly out. | ||
| I think you're gonna see Connor using his footwork still the distance, trying to still do what got him to the dance. | ||
| He might. | ||
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What if he drops one on Floyd and Floyd goes stiff? | |
| Face plants. | ||
| I would love that. | ||
| I think he's going to land one on Floyd. | ||
| So I think Connor wins the spectacle, but probably loses in the decision. | ||
| But if there is a stoppage, it's Connor knocking them out. | ||
| Well, you know, we were talking today about them going to eight-ounce gloves and how significant that is. | ||
| Official commission just granted it today. | ||
| First of all, it shows you can just pull those commissioners aside and go, what? | ||
| What's these rules? | ||
| What do you mean drug testing? | ||
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Why are we talking about it? | |
| What's these rules? | ||
| Let's have some fun here, boys. | ||
| Let's have some fun. | ||
| I wonder if WME came along, like, when they bought the UFC, they'd be like, uh, what's with the USADA guy? | ||
| What's up with the golden snitch? | ||
| Do we need him? | ||
| We got him in another six months. | ||
| Can't we? | ||
| Listen, let's just direct that guy towards weight cutting. | ||
| Can you just have them, like, focus on the guys in the undercards? | ||
| Can we do that? | ||
| Slowly get out of this, you son of a bitch. | ||
| For reals. | ||
| Well, back it up. | ||
| Back it up. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Back it up! | ||
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100%. | |
| 100%. | ||
| Andre Berto said when he fought Floyd, he's never been tested more in his life. | ||
| He was like four times a week there to knock on my door. | ||
| Yeah, that's Floyd. | ||
| Floyd's got people dressed up like agents. | ||
| That's what he said. | ||
| He goes, are you testing Floyd like this? | ||
| They go, that's none of your concern. | ||
| Oh, it is though. | ||
| He goes, it's the promoter's obligation. | ||
| He goes, the promoter's Floyd Mayweather. | ||
| He goes, you'll figure it out. | ||
| He just kept getting tested nonstop. | ||
| Yeah, he wants more of your blood. | ||
| He wants it to make you tired. | ||
| Yeah, I'll tell you what, though. | ||
| I don't know what the drug testing is like on this bad boy, but... | ||
| Well, the Canelo-Alvarez fight, it was interesting, because he made Canelo get down to 150. You know, they fought at 150, and Canelo just makes people come to him. | ||
| Like, you have to play by his rules. | ||
| He's not doing that in this fight, though. | ||
| That's what's so scary. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's why I tip my hat to Floyd, because he went, I'll fight at 154. That's perfect for Conor. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I would do eight-ounce gloves. | ||
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What the fuck? | |
| For reals? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, we'll do that. | ||
| Oh, I'll take you on short notice, too. | ||
| This motherfucker's crazy! | ||
| I just think he thinks he's so good. | ||
| He might just not understand. | ||
| First of all, Connor is, whether or not you're looking at his success inside the octagon, which has been pretty spectacular, but it's the way he's doing things. | ||
| He's got this special fucking air about him and this psychotic belief in himself. | ||
| It's not a fake belief. | ||
| No. | ||
| He's not trying to con anybody. | ||
| He's trying to manifest some sort of miraculous existence. | ||
| He's trying to be the guy who literally goes in there and drops and smashes Floyd Mayweather as a UFC fighter and becomes, with that, the biggest athlete on the planet Earth ever. | ||
| Maybe ever. | ||
| If he flatlines Floyd Mayweather, if Floyd Mayweather steps in, and Conor fucking karate stances him, and blasts him with a straight left hand, and we see Floyd stiffen up and faceplant. | ||
| North Korea nukes. | ||
| We're gonna turn the ocean green. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| We're gonna manufacture all of the color, that green color that you put in drinks on Save Patrick's Day. | ||
| We're pouring that shit in the ocean. | ||
| We're making the ocean Just all green. | ||
| Just huge statues of Connor. | ||
| You're gonna have people that are faking Irish accents. | ||
| It's sort of like that Rachel Dolezal chick pretending to be black. | ||
| There's gonna be people that are changing but put an O on the beginning. | ||
| With shitty tiger tattoos on their chest. | ||
| Yeah, they're gonna change themselves and become Irish. | ||
| They're gonna be trans. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That's what the world's gonna come to. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| When did that happen? | ||
| Chicago on St. Patrick's Day. | ||
| They do that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Are there fishing? | |
| Holy shit! | ||
| They're chilling everything! | ||
| They really do that? | ||
| They do it every year. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| We're so gross. | ||
| People are so gross. | ||
| For St. Patrick's Day, let's have some fun and get fucking hammered and make the ocean green. | ||
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Woo! | |
| The fish are like, what the fuck? | ||
| I can't believe they really do this. | ||
| It's awesome though. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| It's like a comic book. | ||
| It's only in Chicago. | ||
| I'm amazed that Boston doesn't take this on. | ||
| They're like, what? | ||
| What? | ||
| You're fucking telling me? | ||
| They do it in fucking Chicago? | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| I feel like it's a bad idea. | ||
| It can be. | ||
| Well, it's probably some food-based stuff. | ||
| Meet the family that dives the Chicago River green. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| The Hulk family. | ||
| How weird. | ||
| Just pure toxic. | ||
| Yeah, I wonder how bad it is. | ||
| I wonder if there's some environmentalists that are protesting. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| That can't be great for anything in there. | ||
| That's just dye. | ||
| It's natural. | ||
| Not really. | ||
| Why don't you Google environmentalist protest green dye in Chicago River? | ||
| Let's see if there's some environmentalists that think it's a fucking terrible idea. | ||
| Nearly 60 pounds of dye. | ||
| That's it? | ||
| Top secret formula. | ||
| Also known as, we call it, leprechaun dust. | ||
| Oh, fuck you. | ||
| How about you tell us what the fuck the top secret formula is before you jump in the river? | ||
| And take that sweater off right now with your tits. | ||
| Whoa, who's got tits? | ||
| The dad on the right. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Set of sweet old old man tits. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| It's like a mock turtleneck. | ||
| That looks like the kind of guy who kills a burger with his bare hands, though. | ||
| He looks like the kind of guy that kills millions of fish by dumping green dye in the goddamn river. | ||
| Look at those fucks. | ||
| Motherfuckers drowning mermaids. | ||
| They get their gills all clogged up. | ||
| Look at those guys. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| Yeah, you're right, though, man. | ||
| If Conor were to pull it off, I don't... | ||
| He's the biggest athlete of all time. | ||
| Of all time. | ||
| He's gonna be worldwide in the craziest way possible. | ||
| You're gonna see a Nike shoe like a drawing, but with this on it. | ||
| If he actually can land that shit, there's the thing, nobody's gonna ever box Floyd like that from a karate stance. | ||
| Never. | ||
| He's never seen it before. | ||
| And he's been doing a lot of that taekwondo footwork thing where he switches back and forth, switches stances. | ||
| A ton. | ||
| If he can keep that kind of distance, it's gonna be very hard for Floyd to hit him, too. | ||
| It's a totally different feel. | ||
| Different feel. | ||
| The only thing, I think, worst case scenario, obviously worst case if you get starched in like 10 seconds, that's not going to happen. | ||
| But worst case would be with 8-ounce gloves, if Floyd starts landing and beating him up, and he gets stopped in like 7th or 8th or can't answer the bell because he's taking so much punishment, or in 8 rounds he gets really tired from moving so much, then it could be a shit show for us. | ||
| Yeah, it's a different expenditure of energy for sure. | ||
| Different animal. | ||
| Switching legs like that and switching stances. | ||
| But listen, he's doing it in training. | ||
| You don't get to Conor's level without realizing what you're signing up for. | ||
| To me, if Conor were to gas in this fight, then everything we believe in Conor is fake, which I don't think is going to happen. | ||
| Well, the only other explanation would be he's not quite efficient enough yet to go 12 rounds of the world champion, if he really started gas. | ||
| You're talking about something that he has a part of his training. | ||
| But it's also kicking, takedown defense, jiu-jitsu, elbows, knees. | ||
| Some say it's more difficult. | ||
| Yes, definitely cardio-wise. | ||
| A lot of people say it's more difficult. | ||
| Like in boxing, get your rest. | ||
| Like in boxing, which is why I think Conor's going to win a majority of those early rounds. | ||
| Floyd, four, five, six rounds before he's really even starts sweating. | ||
| He downloads your patterns and goes to work. | ||
| Andre Berto said that. | ||
| He comes out and he'll force you to come to him and he's looking around. | ||
| He's literally downloading everything, but it takes him a while to get going before he gets it and then starts going to work. | ||
| With Connor, I think in those rounds he can land something big there, man. | ||
| If he does. | ||
| See, the exciting thing is if he does. | ||
| That's the exciting thing. | ||
| That's what's going to make it the biggest pay-per-view of all time. | ||
| Those white power people are going to go crazy. | ||
| That Twitter account is a fake account, apparently. | ||
| I fucking knew it. | ||
| It's not a real newspaper, and some people have found out that the picture is even like a small business owner from somewhere else. | ||
| Which, the Zab Judah one? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| The troll guy. | ||
| The troll account. | ||
| I thought so. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| So him knocking him out is fake? | ||
| That's the only place it's coming from. | ||
| I told you. | ||
| Hey Floyd, do better at trolling people. | ||
| That guy's a fake guy. | ||
| He looks like the average American. | ||
| He had a glamour shot as his avatar. | ||
| Or like Iowa. | ||
| You went to Iowa. | ||
| You went to a family restaurant. | ||
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| Welcome. | ||
| I just Googled Las Vegas Post and nothing comes up. | ||
| Oh, that son of a bitch. | ||
| God damn it, Floyd. | ||
| You gotta do better at selling us, man. | ||
| Well, it might not even be him. | ||
| It might just be somebody just going for clicks, you know, having some fun. | ||
| A lot of people make up stories. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Floyd hasn't come out and said anything. | ||
| But, you know, like, my mom will be like, why have you gotten knocked out buying it? | ||
| It works. | ||
| It does work. | ||
| It works. | ||
| Well, especially after looking at that video. | ||
| I mean, that's what ramps it up. | ||
| Looking at the video of Connor Landon on Paula. | ||
| Listen, Dana White. | ||
| Put some more video out. | ||
| That's all I'm saying. | ||
| Give us a little taste. | ||
| Give us a little taste. | ||
| From what I heard... | ||
| From what I heard, they thought that footage was going to make it in all access, and Dana was like, yeah, put in all access of Connor doing what he did to Paul, and they didn't put it in there, so Dana was like, release the hounds, and then release it on his end. | ||
| Oh, so Showtime didn't put it in there. | ||
| No, it came from Dana. | ||
| It did not come from Showtime. | ||
| Okay, why would Showtime not want to put it in there? | ||
| So they denied putting it in there? | ||
| They didn't want to put it in there? | ||
| I don't think they denied it ever happened. | ||
| They're just like, we're not putting it in all access. | ||
| Why wouldn't you put that in all access? | ||
| That seems ridiculous. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Are you trying to sell a fight or nay? | ||
| Yeah, and then Dana was like, oh, you're not going to do it? | ||
| Release the Hounds, everybody. | ||
| Really? | ||
| And that's when it came from his account. | ||
| Why the fuck would they not play that clip? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| I guess they love Paulie. | ||
| Well, he's an analyst for them, right? | ||
| Yeah, but still, it is what it is. | ||
| Yeah, if anything, listen, man, it's sparring. | ||
| We're talking about practice. | ||
| It is what it is. | ||
| Even though it shows a clear loss, in those exchanges, there was a clear loser and a clear winner. | ||
| It doesn't mean the entire sparring session was, and we won't know that until after the fight. | ||
| And most knowledgeable fighting fans know that. | ||
| Like, oh, that's a part of it, but shit, Conor can actually hit. | ||
| Like, shit, he looks pretty good. | ||
| He looks real good. | ||
| And even if you're a boxing fan, you're like, holy shit, that's Paulie Malignaggi. | ||
| He just got rocked. | ||
| Shit, maybe I will buy the fight. | ||
| It's going to be the biggest no matter what. | ||
| I'm going to buy it. | ||
| I'm going to buy it from fucking D.C. I'm going to be in Washington, D.C. Yeah, you're working that night, right? | ||
| I'm working that night. | ||
| So if you hear in the crowd, oh my god! | ||
| Yeah, they asked me to do something for Showtime. | ||
| But I don't even know what I would do. | ||
| What would I be doing? | ||
| I'd be offering my opinions. | ||
| Bro, I fly out next Monday. | ||
| I'm on the whole coverage team with Showtime Tuesday through Saturday. | ||
| I don't know what I'm doing on Saturday yet. | ||
| Honestly, dude, I really feel like if they were smart, like this is, this kind of shit, like the kind of shit that we do, when you and I just sit down and talk, this is really what they need. | ||
| You get a bunch of goofy people sitting around with ties on in some circle, and everyone's talking over everybody. | ||
| And there's a production meeting, and you say this, and you say this, I agree. | ||
| Yeah, and there's Mauro, and then there's fucking two or three boxers, and everyone's... | ||
| Al Bernstein. | ||
| Yeah, and they're all talking over each other. | ||
| It's, uh... | ||
| It's not, in my opinion, it's not the most entertaining way to listen to people break down shit. | ||
| And this is a fight where you really want to consider all the different possibilities. | ||
| Like, Max Kellerman is always saying, like, Floyd has the advantage. | ||
| If they're fighting on the moon, Floyd has the advantage. | ||
| Bare knuckle, Floyd has the advantage. | ||
| Like, okay. | ||
| Are you totally sure? | ||
| Are you totally sure? | ||
| It's the Skip Bayless method where it's going to make headlines. | ||
| He doesn't believe that. | ||
| Max believes that. | ||
| I don't think Max believes that. | ||
| I think he's so, so old school boxing, he has to say that. | ||
| But he loves MMA too, man. | ||
| I've had long conversations with Coleman. | ||
| Kind of, but I think with Floyd, he's very smart. | ||
| He's my favorite analyst. | ||
| I love Max Coleman. | ||
| Yeah, he's very good. | ||
| I'm your favorite. | ||
| Well, I'm saying boxing. | ||
| Come on, brother. | ||
| When it comes to boxing, when he goes, Conor's not going to hit him, and I was like, no disrespect, I bet you $100,000. | ||
| Open a joint account, send it to his team, like, this is how serious I am. | ||
| He's not going to land a glove. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Well, that's silly. | ||
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Come on, Max. | |
| Come on, Max. | ||
| Man, it could happen that Floyd just storms out and fucking one-punch KOs him. | ||
| My thing with Showtime, I had this chat with Espinoza about it, and I said, I don't know what, you know, I know I'm going to be part of it, I'm not sure what I'm going to do. | ||
| I said, but what you have going on is you have your traditional boxing commentators. | ||
| Which is great, and that's usually what you do. | ||
| This is not your typical fight. | ||
| You cannot have a biased panel who don't know anything about Conor McGregor. | ||
| Yeah, they looked his fights up or whatever, or they just mimic or say what they've heard previously, but they really don't know what Conor's doing. | ||
| You have to have someone, whether it's me or not, but I think it's going to be me, you have to have someone telling you what Conor's doing, what he needs to do to win the fight. | ||
| You can't have just a pro-biased boxing commentating team. | ||
| Because what's going to make this the biggest pay-per-view of all time is the UFC fans. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| We're the ones that are going to buy this bitch. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The old boxing heads, look at Triple G, that's your best boxer. | ||
| 200,000 pay-per-view buys, probably? | ||
| 300,000? | ||
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That's your best. | |
| Yeah, but Andre Ward is right up there with him, and Andre Ward gets way more. | ||
| No, he doesn't. | ||
| They don't do very well. | ||
| Look up Andre Ward vs. | ||
| Kovalev 2. What was the pay-per-view? | ||
| Best fight in boxing. | ||
| 275,000? | ||
| That's it, but still 100 more than Triple G. Still! | ||
| Still for a rematch of a huge fight, too. | ||
| And I'm saying, so Dana White, the UFC, Conor McGregor, that fan base, the UFC fan base, is like nothing else, man. | ||
| Well, that's 100% true. | ||
| So you can't have just a bias box in Conor McGregor. | ||
| Kovalev does just over $160,000. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| I'll put a picture of me lifting weights in the back. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| 165,000 buys. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So that's basically the same as Triple G. In the ward, Kovalev 2 does around 125,000 pay-per-view buys. | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| Which one's right? | ||
| When's July? | ||
| Oh. | ||
| The first one versus the second one? | ||
| No. | ||
| The second one does $125,000. | ||
| Oh, it's a paper loop flop. | ||
| So the most it did, it said it pulls in $165,000. | ||
| That was the final thing. | ||
| Which is terrible. | ||
| The top one. | ||
| Which is awful. | ||
| For that magnitude of that fight. | ||
| No, one is June 30th and it said $125,000. | ||
| And the other one is June 27th and it said $165,000. | ||
| The first one did $160,000. | ||
| The second did $125,000. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| That's terrible. | ||
| That's a failure. | ||
| You're losing money when you do that. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And you paid Andre Ward six and a half million dollars. | ||
| Did he get that much? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| And you're talking about one of the best fights of all, especially the years. | ||
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Amazing. | |
| That fight was amazing. | ||
| What was more troubling not only the pay-per-view buys down, but attendance numbers and gate revenue at Mandalay Bay Event Center in Las Vegas was not even close to matching the first bout, which has held at T-Mobile Arena. | ||
| Tickets sold 6,000 tickets. | ||
| Whoa, that's crazy. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Wow. | ||
| So if you're going to make this the biggest paper of all time, you've got to bank on the mixed martial arts crowd buying this thing. | ||
| So if you want them to buy it, they're going to buy it for Conor anyways, but you've got to have a voice in there that's at least going to relate to the people. | ||
| Yeah, and here's another aspect. | ||
| The Andre Berto fight, which was the retirement fight for Floyd. | ||
| He only got like 300,000 pay-per-view buys. | ||
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Horrible. | |
| Horrible. | ||
| When you're considering that he got 4 million for the Manny Pacquiao fight, right? | ||
| Wasn't something crazy like that? | ||
| Yeah, 4.4 million. | ||
| Which is the biggest of all time. | ||
| So he goes from the biggest of all time to a fight where 300,000 people buy it, which is like... | ||
| Really mediocre. | ||
| Horrible. | ||
| The only people are buying Floyd Mayweather fights are people that want to see Floyd Mayweather get fucked up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And when he doesn't get fucked up, they go, damn. | ||
| They get upset. | ||
| See, even Floyd apologized for the Pacquiao fight. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| He was like, yeah, my bad. | ||
| Like, that sucked. | ||
| Like, that was not fun, man. | ||
| Well, it was crazy because Pacquiao was injured. | ||
| You know, Pacquiao fought that fight with a fucked up shoulder. | ||
| I like how Pacquiao's hating on this fight. | ||
| I won't even watch it. | ||
| Hey, Pacquiao, I guarantee your ass it's more entertaining than your fight with Floyd. | ||
| I can guarantee you that. | ||
| He's just still salty. | ||
| Yeah, because he just lost to fucking homeboy, Horn, in Australia, and he has to rematch him. | ||
| Lost to a schoolteacher. | ||
| Straight up! | ||
| Straight up. | ||
| He lost to Rich Franklin in boxing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know if that was the correct decision, because I didn't try to score that for him. | ||
| I see both ways. | ||
| I watched it twice. | ||
| I can see both ways. | ||
| But when I was watching it with my girl, I looked at her and went, God, I feel like Horn might have pulled that off. | ||
| She's like, really? | ||
| I'm like, yeah, you can't listen to the commentators. | ||
| They're so biased against Horn. | ||
| I feel like he might have did enough. | ||
| Especially early on. | ||
| I'm like, I'm kind of bringing it to him. | ||
| How many times did he get dropped? | ||
| Once or twice? | ||
| Horn in the, I think it was the 10th round, they almost stopped it. | ||
| It was the 8th, 9th, or 10th. | ||
| One of those rounds, they were like, hey, if you don't show some improvement here, we're going to stop the fight. | ||
| So that was a rough round. | ||
| But still, the culmination of all the rounds, I thought Horn pulled it off. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| There's argument for either one. | ||
| Still, Pacquiao, you lost a horn. | ||
| You're going to hate on Mayweather and fucking Conor. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| You're going to watch it. | ||
| He's still salty because also he's got class action lawsuits against him because he fought with a fucked up shoulder and a lot of people bet on him. | ||
| He fucked us. | ||
| Yeah, that's a weird situation. | ||
| If you're a fan and you know that the guy came into the fight compromised, get that paycheck. | ||
| But at the same time, a lot of fighters fight with injuries, right? | ||
| That's a big one, though. | ||
| I mean, he's a puncher. | ||
| And his shoulder's fucked. | ||
| Like, he can't throw haymakers. | ||
| So what do you do? | ||
| I guess they... | ||
| Do you schedule? | ||
| I wonder what they did. | ||
| They give him a cortisone shot? | ||
| What do they do? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But if you're Manny Pacquiao, what do you do? | ||
| Just like, hey, I'm injured. | ||
| We're gonna have to reschedule this later. | ||
| Well, I think he figured, well, I'm gonna fuck it up. | ||
| I'm gonna get surgery anyway. | ||
| I'll just fuck it up further. | ||
| True. | ||
| Go in there and sling bombs, and hopefully I'll catch him. | ||
| And did nothing. | ||
| Horrible fight. | ||
| Well, it's just, I think he was really compromised in his movement, you know? | ||
| I still don't think he beats him, but... | ||
| No, I don't think so either. | ||
| I think his style in particular, he's much shorter and smaller than Conor. | ||
| He's very fast, but, you know, he's also been knocked out by Manuel Marquez. | ||
| When Juan Manuel Marquez knocked him out with that one-punch, fucking devastating, ba-blam, KO. The earth, like, literally stood still for a second when that happened. | ||
| Dude, I mean, that was as clean a one-punch knockout as you're ever going to see. | ||
| Marquez is one of my favorites. | ||
| Yeah, it was a horrible knockout. | ||
| Perhaps Marquez was on the supplements of his home country. | ||
| I think all of them were. | ||
| I think both of them. | ||
| I think there's Filipino steroids in that bitch. | ||
| I think there's Mexican steroids. | ||
| That was always the argument about Manny, is that Manny had gone up so many different weight classes and kept his power. | ||
| And people were like, come on, son. | ||
| I was like, get the fuck out of here. | ||
| It's part of the game. | ||
| I don't hate on those guys. | ||
| I just assume he's doing it. | ||
| I don't hate on them either. | ||
| I mean, look, the deal is that you pass the tests. | ||
| Even if they're not testing it, I don't give a fuck. | ||
| You're fighting Marquez, who's clearly on this Tijuana tamale fucking protein powder. | ||
| Tijuana testosterone, son. | ||
| The Tijuana test, you know? | ||
| Yeah, 100%. | ||
| If you got on that Filipino... | ||
| What's crazy is that dude, Juan Manuel Marquez, had the same trainer that used to be a trainer for Manny. | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Angel? | ||
| I think it's Alex. | ||
| Something like that. | ||
| Really smart physical conditioning trainer. | ||
| He had Manny doing a bunch of really interesting stuff. | ||
| He's very good. | ||
| Very good, but he got picked up before. | ||
| He got busted before for, like, injecting the Bane stuff. | ||
| He got in trouble before. | ||
| Was it the same guy that got in trouble? | ||
| I feel like that's his thing, right? | ||
| Like, that's what he was known for. | ||
| I know he's supposed to be a really good trainer regardless. | ||
| Well, you know, I mean, you've got to think. | ||
| When you've got a guy like Floyd or Juan Manuel Marquez or anybody, or Manny... | ||
| You got like a championship-caliber athlete. | ||
| You know, you got like... | ||
| You got a Ferrari. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, you got to make sure that tires are good, suspension's tight, and, like, you're a physical conditioning trainer. | ||
| You can't fuck the guy up too bad by the time he gets to his boxing skill work. | ||
| You don't want him to be that exhausted. | ||
| No, but also, if we're racing cars, and you know a homeboy over here put a V12 in his. | ||
| He can't be running with a V10. No. | ||
| We got to match V12s. | ||
| Yeah, we got to match that V12s. | ||
| By V12s, I mean, let's get that Filipino hot sauce. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, that's the game, though. | ||
| Yeah, when Manny was in his prime, too. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Remember him? | ||
| Jacked. | ||
| Jacked, little dude. | ||
| And remember, he was at strip clubs, wiling out, very John Jones-ish. | ||
| And then his wife was like, this shit has to stop. | ||
| And then he got flatlined, and he's like, Jesus, let's do it. | ||
| Yeah, he found Jesus. | ||
| He started dressing all weird, running for government and shit. | ||
| Changed his life. | ||
| Changed his life. | ||
| I don't know if that's the best thing for fighters, man. | ||
| Oh, who knows? | ||
| The problem is, especially now with testing, you know, they show up at your house and knock on your door, you've got to be clean. | ||
| Unless you've got a rubber dick and a really good friend, give you some blood. | ||
| Even then you're in trouble, man. | ||
| Yeah, you've got to have a twin and have that twin live a steady, healthy diet and just don't tell anybody about them. | ||
| Just leave him in the basement. | ||
| Look at him there against Marco Santonio Barrera. | ||
| Dude, I got pissed so bad. | ||
| Can I pee real quick? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Damn, he looked super jacked there. | ||
| There's ones where he looked jacked. | ||
| Damn, jacked there, too. | ||
| Bring up Floyd right now. | ||
| That's the Floyd fight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When he first started out, I think he started out as a flyweight. | ||
| I'm not sure though. | ||
| I'd have to look at his career record. | ||
| Pull up Manny Pacquiao's career record. | ||
| I'm pretty sure he went through eight different weight classes, which is crazy. | ||
| Really stop and think about that. | ||
| I don't think very many people have done it. | ||
| So, this is boring for a podcast. | ||
| We're just going over stats of Manny Pacquiao. | ||
| Who the fuck knows what's gonna happen, man? | ||
| What's interesting is that it's actually gonna happen. | ||
| I'm just a big fan of freak shows. | ||
| And I don't mean that disrespectfully, like that it's not a real contest. | ||
| Obviously it is from a betting perspective, and obviously it is because Conor is a real combat sports world champion, but it's a freak show in that. | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| It's not like if Conor fought Rafael dos Anjos at 170. It's a fight. | ||
| Like, ooh, this is going to be interesting. | ||
| I wonder how this is going to play out. | ||
| I wonder if it's, you know, they were supposed to fight at 155. I wonder if Dos Anjos can figure, you know, if that kind of thing happens, that's an interesting fight. | ||
| That's interesting to think about. | ||
| You have all these variables. | ||
| You've seen their fights. | ||
| I've never seen Conor Box. | ||
| You see, like, little tiny clips. | ||
| That's all you ever see. | ||
| When's the last time there was a fight like this where it was made by the people? | ||
| I don't think ever. | ||
| UFC? At all, ever? | ||
| Well, there was James Toney vs. | ||
| Randy Couture, but James was well past his prime and really didn't train for it at all. | ||
| He didn't know... | ||
| I mean, there was... | ||
| It's a video of James Toney preparing for the Randy Couture fight, and he was way out of shape, and he was just kind of like hitting pads, and the guy would shoot the worst double leg takedown on him in the history of the known universe, and James would kind of sprawl, and he'd be like, yeah, I'm working on my grappling, you know, working on my boxing, working on my boxing. | ||
| He's always had discipline issues. | ||
| They said he barely trained for the fight. | ||
| But that's the boxing experts like, I mean, it's like James Toney coming to your world. | ||
| Well, no, it's not. | ||
| It's fucking not. | ||
| He came in out of shape, didn't respect the game, just kind of was doing it for the paycheck. | ||
| It's like if Anthony Joshua gets, you know, if he's got an actual black belt in jiu-jitsu we don't know about, and then decides to fight MMA. But he's already Anthony Joshua. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah, that's really what it's like. | ||
| That's what it's like. | ||
| It's like, how's he going to deal with kicks? | ||
| How's he going to deal with that? | ||
| That's where it's like. | ||
| Yes, there's some X-Factors like, I don't know, but I know he does these two things very damn well. | ||
| And he's super good at knocking people dead. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's one of the things that guy does. | ||
| That's a real threat. | ||
| He's at Connors in his prime. | ||
| He's 28 years old. | ||
| It's a real threat. | ||
| And he believes he's going to do it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, the one thing about Kahn is he 100% believes he's going to win this fight. | ||
| Which is, when you got a guy like that and he has momentum on his side and you got the fucking nation of Ireland behind you, God, man. | ||
| Yeah, it's some Game of Thrones shit. | ||
| Special shit. | ||
| And also, Floyd legitimately is almost 41. Like, I think he might be 41 at the fight. | ||
| Like, I think, like, his birthday happens between... | ||
| Like, what's his birthday? | ||
| Like, he might be 41 now. | ||
| I think he's getting up there. | ||
| He turned 41. That picture released on Instagram, though, I was like, he does not look 41. Yeah, he's great. | ||
| February. | ||
| February. | ||
| Okay, so he's real close. | ||
| He's close, man. | ||
| Six months away, whatever it is. | ||
| So when he gets to be whatever the age is when the wheels fall off. | ||
| Is it this fight? | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| That's the thing. | ||
| Yeah, who knows what happens if he gets dinged. | ||
| I think he will be slower. | ||
| Because if it's Floyd in his heyday, yeah, I kind of didn't stand a chance. | ||
| But Floyd, not slower? | ||
| Man. | ||
| Well, you remember Maidana. | ||
| Maidana came in fucking winging bombs at Floyd. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the first fight, Floyd kind of, I think maybe either underestimated him or didn't understand the style that he was going to present. | ||
| And he got clipped. | ||
| He got clipped with one punch at the end of one of the rounds where his legs wobbled. | ||
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And I was like, whoa... | |
| And then, remember, Floyd did the rematch and kind of picked him apart. | ||
| Fucked him up. | ||
| Fucked him up. | ||
| Once he downloaded it, but... | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I just think he underestimated, didn't take him serious. | ||
| It's possible, or it's possible Maidana fought really well in the first fight and didn't fight so well in the second fight for various reasons. | ||
| Yeah, but the only thing with that is Conor's so much different than Maidana. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He's way more skillful. | ||
| And he's also, he's very capable of doing weird shit. | ||
| At a distance. | ||
| His ability to move in and out is very crisp. | ||
| You have to respect it. | ||
| Like what he did to Jose Aldo. | ||
| Slid back and dropped that left hand in. | ||
| Silly. | ||
| That's not something a lot of people are capable of doing under fire. | ||
| No. | ||
| Especially the stakes and your margin of error in mixed martial arts is so much smaller than boxing. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| You know, it's his timing that makes him special. | ||
| And his timing will be better than Floyd's. | ||
| Floyd's going to be a little slower. | ||
| I just think Conor's timing with the speed and power. | ||
| That's why I give him a shot. | ||
| If Floyd sleeps on him at all, and Conor comes in and does something very unusual and catches Floyd with a big punch early, it could be chaos. | ||
| Especially with 8-ounce gloves? | ||
| How about Floyd? | ||
| You're crazy, man. | ||
| Well, here's the thing. | ||
| MMA fighters fight with 4-ounce gloves. | ||
| So, like, why has boxing decided that 8 ounces are what's safe for everybody 135 pounds and up? | ||
| 10 ounces. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| 8 ounces what's safe for anybody 135 pounds and down. | ||
| So that's, like, only a few weight classes. | ||
| It's not shit, but also, those boxing gloves, man, 10 ounces, when you got the wrap on, I mean, you have clubs on your hands, man. | ||
| Literally clubs. | ||
| It's just protecting you from not breaking them. | ||
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That's 10 ounces. | |
| That's 10 ounces. | ||
| 8 ounces with the wrap... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| It makes this so interesting. | ||
| Yeah, it becomes like an MMA fight more. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| It's nuts. | ||
| It's going to be real weird. | ||
| It's going to be real weird until we see what happens. | ||
| We might see Floyd pick him apart. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the odds are that it's going to happen, but I just don't see it, man. | ||
| If he really does start fighting like this, though, ooh, that would be weird. | ||
| If Conor starts doing this, doing that. | ||
| He really starts doing Machida. | ||
| You're going to see it. | ||
| Those first four rounds, people, hopefully whoever you're watching with, people are just silent. | ||
| Just, what in the fuck are we seeing right now? | ||
| Well, Floyd is also a counter-striker, and so is Conor. | ||
| But if Conor starts doing some weird karate shit, and gets him on his heels, gets him moving back, and it's somehow or another... | ||
| Can get him into some weird position where he can move faster than Floyd understands. | ||
| Or he could close the distance quicker than Floyd expects. | ||
| Listen, I ask Pauly. | ||
| I go, Pauly, I know you guys hate each other and all that, but when you're sparring, were there things that were landing? | ||
| He did some things that were unexpected and definitely landed. | ||
| I'm like, man, the thing with Conor is if he has that in his bag, his bag of tricks, when he throws it, it has to count. | ||
| Because as soon as you throw it, Floyd's going to go, got it! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Downloaded. | ||
| Got it! | ||
| Downloaded. | ||
| So how many do you have? | ||
| Four? | ||
| Five? | ||
| Over 12 rounds? | ||
| You better make them fucking count, man. | ||
| It's like you got five bullets. | ||
| You better hit the target, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's true, right? | ||
| Right? | ||
| And here's the other thing. | ||
| How brittle are Floyd's hands really? | ||
| Pretty brittle. | ||
| Broken him a few times, right? | ||
| It's a huge factor for him. | ||
| If you've ever seen his training, stuff like that, after every session, his hands are in pure ice, and then he has the masseuse at night massages his hands. | ||
| So it's obviously a factor. | ||
| But was that before his last fight? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| For Berto as well? | ||
| Yeah, it's been going on for quite some time. | ||
| So it still gets sore. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So think about this. | ||
| Eight ounce gloves. | ||
| He hits Connor on that giant Irish head. | ||
| Right on the forehead. | ||
| He has a forehead. | ||
| Let's be real. | ||
| He's a good looking doobie. | ||
| He has a dome on him. | ||
| He hits that hand. | ||
| Breaks his hand. | ||
| We go in Sizzler. | ||
| There's certain factors I like to bank on. | ||
| That's one of them. | ||
| If Conor recognizes that his hand's broken and he starts talking to him. | ||
| All you have is a jab and he starts shuffling, putting his hands behind his back. | ||
| Oh, you broke your fucking hand. | ||
| Oh, you're fucked. | ||
| You broke your fucking hand, didn't you? | ||
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You're fucked. | |
| Your little core and your little head. | ||
| Dude, can you imagine? | ||
| And then he just annihilates Floyd, just walking him down. | ||
| Isn't it interesting, like, people were really mad at him for calling Floyd boy. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| You can call each other bitch, motherfucker, but don't say boy. | ||
| But if someone goes, oh, do you know Johnny? | ||
| Yeah, that's my boy. | ||
| What's wrong with that? | ||
| Yeah, we're boys. | ||
| With Andre Berto, I was like, I kept saying homeboy. | ||
| Then when he left, I was like, hashtag no racist, hashtag no racist. | ||
| Homeboy's okay. | ||
| Is homeboy cool? | ||
| Yeah, homeboy's like, oh, he's my homeboy. | ||
| Hey, homeboy, you gotta really figure this out. | ||
| It's weird, though, because it has boy in it. | ||
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I know. | |
| Like, you can't have any pause between home and boy. | ||
| Oh, home, boy? | ||
| Listen, homeboy, yeah, you can't say that to a black guy. | ||
| No, what? | ||
| It's too much boy in it. | ||
| It's too much. | ||
| You gotta be careful, man. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Because, like, with Berto, he said something like, oh, that's my boy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's hard to say triggered around a black guy. | ||
| Trigger? | ||
| Trigger? | ||
| Trigger. | ||
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Why? | |
| Because it sounds like, yeah, right? | ||
| Like any word that's close, it's like, what did you say? | ||
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I said tr- tr- I said T, bro. | |
| Trigger. | ||
| Yeah, boy, you just can't. | ||
| Yeah, you can't. | ||
| Like, did you see Cody Garbrandt kept calling Sterling Boy on social media? | ||
| Yeah, calling him Boy, too. | ||
| Yeah, Boy's a weird one. | ||
| We just gotta take it out, though. | ||
| On social media, you can't do that. | ||
| But why not? | ||
| Well, because the... | ||
| I mean, come on, Joe. | ||
| You know why. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| If Al Jermaine started talking shit about Cody, that boy can't touch me. | ||
| No problem at all. | ||
| I know. | ||
| See, I don't have a problem with that. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Well, no one has a problem with it. | ||
| Well, but black people can use the N-word in boy, right? | ||
| Because they went through some shit to earn that title. | ||
| But boy? | ||
| But boy used to be fine. | ||
| Isn't it tough? | ||
| No, it wasn't fine though, right? | ||
| Boy was probably always used, especially down south, as a derogatory term for young black men. | ||
| Always. | ||
| The white people would always say, hey boy, grown men. | ||
| Hey boy, over here. | ||
| All those fucking Home Depot candle carrying douchebags fucked up boy. | ||
| It's a fun word. | ||
| It's a great word. | ||
| Those are my boys. | ||
| Now I can't say that anymore. | ||
| You can definitely say that still. | ||
| Not if I have the token black guy. | ||
| Those are my... | ||
| Those are my men. | ||
| Hang out with white people just for that reason. | ||
| All whites. | ||
| All whites. | ||
| Like it's Charlottesville. | ||
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Fuck you. | |
| Yeah, about Ian Edwards. | ||
| I can't ever say Ian's my boy. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| That's out the window. | ||
| No. | ||
| But with Cody, I don't think Cody's racist. | ||
| He's like, wait, all right, boy, keep fighting. | ||
| Again, you got to know the connotation. | ||
| You got to know you're talking to a black guy. | ||
| So just don't use it. | ||
| Use bro! | ||
| Right. | ||
| White guys own bro, right? | ||
| White guys own bro. | ||
| We did, but it used to be a black guy thing. | ||
| No. | ||
| What's up, bro? | ||
| No, black guys own bra. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| That's new. | ||
| Bro was like the 70s, back when they had platform shoes on and fucking bell bottoms and shit. | ||
| No, see, I feel like black guys had brother. | ||
| They had brother and bro? | ||
| What up, bro? | ||
| Really? | ||
| You're older than me, so... | ||
| Bro, it's like Surfer, like that. | ||
| Bro, I'm saying... | ||
| It's like Hawaiians. | ||
| You're B-R-A-H. I'm talking B-R-U-H. That's bruh. | ||
| Bruh. | ||
| Hi, bro. | ||
| Hold up, bro. | ||
| Yeah, that's like from Ice-T. I think he probably invented that. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| So then they own it. | ||
| Or should I say Ice Cube? | ||
| Which one? | ||
| Ice Cube or Ice Cube? | ||
| Ice Cube is a little older. | ||
| You know what I'm saying though? | ||
| But damn, bro, man. | ||
| White people fucked up bro. | ||
| The racist whites. | ||
| Bro became like guys who wear loafers and go to private schools. | ||
| Hey, bro. | ||
| Yeah, maybe. | ||
| Like the flat boys, bros. | ||
| Yeah, like guys trying a little too hard. | ||
| But now it's a bad connotation because you go, oh my god, there's such bros over there. | ||
| Yeah, isn't that crazy? | ||
| Bros? | ||
| Like as soon as someone goes, oh, they're such bros. | ||
| Like I know exactly what they're talking about. | ||
| I get bro science all the time. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| Joe Rogan's using bro science. | ||
| Vegans love to say that. | ||
| Bro science? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We know exactly what bros are, don't we? | ||
| It's a funny thing, but it's anti-male in a lot of ways, and it's really rude, but they get upset if you mock anyone that's transgender or anyone that's a woman or anyone that's gay, but they have no problem calling us bros. | ||
| They have no problem shitting on the very essence of being a man is bro-ing out. | ||
| Yeah, bro and out. | ||
| Bro and out. | ||
| And now I'm embarrassed to say it. | ||
| Then it's toxic masculinity, man. | ||
| It's toxic. | ||
| I mean, if I post a picture on this podcast and went, me and my bros, we're getting roasted. | ||
| Getting roasted. | ||
| The bro squad. | ||
| Bro-ed it out. | ||
| Didn't used to be that way. | ||
| It's become that way over the last few years when so many douchebags use bro. | ||
| We did it to ourselves. | ||
| We did it to ourselves. | ||
| A lot of tools did it because they took it over and used it. | ||
| Yeah, it's not we. | ||
| We're being generous and including ourselves and the rest of the men who fucked it up. | ||
| True. | ||
| We didn't fuck it up. | ||
| I feel like we made it cool. | ||
| But we use brother now. | ||
| That's right, brother. | ||
| Yeah, brother. | ||
| Brother can work. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Brother's like, you can't just throw the term brother around. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| A guy I barely know tonight won't be like, oh, what's up, brother? | ||
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You can't do that. | |
| It's tricky. | ||
| Unless you're Hulk Hogan. | ||
| Unless you're so friendly, you want everybody to be your brother. | ||
| Like, ooh, okay. | ||
| You can be that guy. | ||
| Ah, man, I don't trust a guy who uses brother just with anyone. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| You can't. | ||
| I throw it around a lot if I'm high. | ||
| From Hi and I Meet Strangers? | ||
| What's up, brother? | ||
| You know, at the meet and greets I say, bro, what's up, brother? | ||
| Yeah, see, that's different, right? | ||
| It's different. | ||
| You experienced something with them. | ||
| They saw your show. | ||
| I know. | ||
| We are brothers. | ||
| Yeah, in a way. | ||
| In a way. | ||
| Hey, man, what do you think about this Tony Ferguson-Kevin Lee fight? | ||
| That's a good goddamn fight. | ||
| I love that fight. | ||
| Kevin Lee is a bad motherfucker, man. | ||
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| He took Michael Chiesa's back and strangled him like that. | ||
| Definitely choked him. | ||
| Like, oh, Chiesa was upset. | ||
| Chiesa's upset. | ||
| Maybe he would have survived, but the bottom line is that shit was locked up and it should have never gotten locked up. | ||
| Well, where I come from, when you go like this and then your body goes limp, you're about to go out. | ||
| Well, he was saying that he was just concentrating on his neck, just flexing his neck. | ||
| Yeah, me too. | ||
| I'll just pretend I was asleep when no gear punched me in the face. | ||
| But no, for real, if a guy's really good at getting choked, and he can figure out how to kind of tuck his chin and flex his neck and just ride out the choke, and if he thinks he's got enough air... | ||
| Not a rare naked, and Kevin Lee. | ||
| Kevin Lee is a straight-up strangler. | ||
| That's a strong fucking dude on your neck. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| I know black belts, man. | ||
| Chiesa is a black belt, yeah? | ||
| He's a high-level grappler. | ||
| Well, he's not a black belt. | ||
| He's not ranked, but he's essentially... | ||
| He's a high-level grappler. | ||
| I believe he has black belt level jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Especially in the UFC. Yeah. | ||
| I'd say he's a black belt level grappler in the UFC. Yeah, I agree. | ||
| That's fair to say. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I definitely think he's a black belt level. | ||
| I know high level competition black belts where if a blue belt gets on your back and they have a full sunken and rear naked choke, there's not much you're going to do. | ||
| You can hand fight, but if it's actually in, you're fucked. | ||
| Especially a strong, athletic guy like Kevin Lee. | ||
| I got Kevin Lee on this, and I love Michael. | ||
| He's a beast. | ||
| I like all his fights. | ||
| I just feel like Kevin Lee, man, I think the division needs him, too. | ||
| He dresses well, speaks well, he's exciting to watch, you know? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| The mistake that Mario made in stopping that fight before, in absolute conclusion, is a big mistake. | ||
| Oh, Mario fucked up. | ||
| That's the real loser. | ||
| It's just a choke. | ||
| It's a choke. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| You have to let it play out. | ||
| Because now we have to have this argument, and then Kevin Lee's like, nah, he's choking him out. | ||
| Chase is arguing it wasn't. | ||
| Like, you fucked up, Mario. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| Because if Chiesa just did go out unconscious, then we got no debate, and then Kevin Lee has this amazing, clean win, and there's no bullshit attached to it. | ||
| To me, it was an amazing, clean win, and we just moved on. | ||
| I went, Mario fucked up, but he was going out anyways. | ||
| I can't accept that. | ||
| Did USC accept it? | ||
| Because they went, here's an interim fight against Tony Ferguson. | ||
| I know they did, and well, it's a good move. | ||
| Chiesa, you're on the undercard. | ||
| It's a good move, too, because Tony and Kevin Lee were jawing back and forth with each other. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's a good fight, man. | ||
| It's a very good fight. | ||
| Kevin Lee's a beast, and he's a young guy. | ||
| Super confident. | ||
| He's one of those guys that you see from his first fight to the UFC, you see these giant leaps. | ||
| Every fight, though. | ||
| Yeah, the Kiesa fight was a big leap. | ||
| Kiesa 5, I thought, was going to give him a lot of problems. | ||
| When he took him, got his back, I was like, Jesus Christ, man. | ||
| And Kiesa landed a left hand on him, but when I watched it over in the replay, you know, sometimes when you're seeing it live, too, you're looking through the fence. | ||
| It's hard to tell what lands, what doesn't land. | ||
| He moved away from it, mostly. | ||
| Caught on the end of it, moved away from it. | ||
| And then, you know, once they got to the ground, it was crazy that he took Kiesa's back and he dominated the positions. | ||
| Super dominant. | ||
| The other thing I find interesting is Kevin Lee wants to fight Khabib. | ||
| After every fight for the past three fights, he's like, I want Khabib in Russia. | ||
| It's like, God, damn, Detroit superstar? | ||
| Chill, son. | ||
| Well, that's the way to do it, man. | ||
| Ask to fight the scariest fucking guy in the game. | ||
| But the thing about Khabib is, I don't know where his body's at. | ||
| When they're saying his liver's shut down... | ||
| When he was supposed to be fighting Tony? | ||
| You're talking about a different game. | ||
| Yeah, what does that mean? | ||
| Like, are you okay? | ||
| He's cutting so much weight that his body literally was shutting down. | ||
| If a fucking Russian goes to the hospital before a fight, we got some serious problems. | ||
| Some serious problems. | ||
| Where he didn't cut weight right and cut too much too soon. | ||
| And it's not even that they cancel the five-round fight for the interim title and have a three-round fight for a catch weight. | ||
| They don't even do that. | ||
| They're like, you can't fight. | ||
| The commissioner was like, nah man, his liver's shutting down. | ||
| This is why when people are like, oh, we got Khabib vs. | ||
| Conor next. | ||
| Let's just talk about that logistically. | ||
| You got a guy who can't make weight. | ||
| Almost died making the weight. | ||
| You can go on a world tour against the biggest name ever in mixed martial arts and Conor McGregor. | ||
| That's going to be your fight? | ||
| You think Conor's just going to commit to that? | ||
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Right. | |
| How could he do that? | ||
| Why would you do that? | ||
| Not only that, Michael Johnson fight with Khabib apparently had the same issue, but he got through it. | ||
| Like, they're saying it's the same thing that happened in the Michael Johnson fight. | ||
| So this means, like, as every weight cut you do, especially as you get older, apparently your body resists. | ||
| It's like a sponge. | ||
| It gets bigger and bigger. | ||
| It gets harder and harder. | ||
| Your body does not want to do it. | ||
| No. | ||
| Resist every time. | ||
| You get fat as fuck in between fights, too. | ||
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Correct. | |
| You know who's hilarious? | ||
| Kat Zingano was talking about chicks gaining weight in between fights. | ||
| How about you cut all that weight and fuck your body up? | ||
| For a woman, getting that low in weight and body fat is probably even more fucked up. | ||
| Their thyroids are fucked. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| My sister-in-law, my brother's wife, she did competition where she cut weight, and her thyroid just fucks their bodies up. | ||
| Oh, when they're doing the bodybuilding competition? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Where they cut all that water away. | ||
| Like, for the girls, like, you know, some of these girls you'll see in the UFC, like, the day of the fight, like, god damn, that's a supermodel. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When you see her three weeks later, like, god damn! | ||
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Yeah. | |
| How does Pazer and Zane look like Adele right now? | ||
| Like, how did, like, they just blow up? | ||
| Like, it's literally like their body just goes poof. | ||
| Well, their body just probably really resists that weight cut. | ||
| It's just not natural to do it anymore. | ||
| Your body goes into famine mode. | ||
| He starts thinking, we've got to retain some water on this bitch. | ||
| Cat's looking for that cyborg fight, but cyborg's trying to fight Holly in Matt's Square Garden. | ||
| That's a big fight. | ||
| I talked to Cyborg two days ago, and she's like, man, Holly, Matt Squiregarn, that's what I want. | ||
| That's what we're trying to get. | ||
| Well, that's a fight where there's some money. | ||
| Holly is coming off that Jermaine Durandamay fight, which she cracked with that high kick. | ||
| No, she's coming off that too. | ||
| I'm sorry, Betch Cohea, yeah. | ||
| But Betch Cohea was really not in her league, in my opinion. | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| Whereas Jermaine Durandamy is. | ||
| She cracked Jermaine Durandamy with that high kick and then dropped her with that straight left hand. | ||
| Jermaine Durandamy is as legit a striker as you're ever going to see in women's MMA. As long as she's not fine cyborg. | ||
| For Holly to drop her? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| She just didn't want no part of that. | ||
| Have you ever seen anything like that ever in mixed martial arts? | ||
| Not interested. | ||
| Damn, I'm just... | ||
| Went radio silent for fucking six months and then came back and was like, she did stuff like 10 years ago. | ||
| I'm going to cut down to fucking 135. Well, when I was talking to her post-fight and I said, well, what about Cyborg? | ||
| And I was asking her and doing the post-fight interview and she's like, man... | ||
| I think I gotta get some surgery. | ||
| Yeah, shit, my fucking hand hurts right now. | ||
| Let's talk about this later, Joe. | ||
| Good question, though. | ||
| If you do have a hurt hand, which I believe she probably absolutely did, now's the time to do it. | ||
| Like, hey, I got this title. | ||
| I definitely don't want to have one hand. | ||
| But she didn't do anything, right? | ||
| She was like, nah, that was an excuse. | ||
| She might have. | ||
| But she vacated the title because she's like, nah, I'm not going to do that. | ||
| She's fighting again soon. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Not at that weight class. | ||
| 135. She's fighting at 135. She vacated the belt, was like, nah, we're good. | ||
| Cyborg, have fun up there. | ||
| Holly for Cyborg's an interesting fight, because I think stylistically, Holly's the perfect matchup to beat Cyborg. | ||
| I don't think she beats her, but style-wise, she's made to beat Cyborg. | ||
| Think about this. | ||
| Let's just go through. | ||
| Think if Holly beat Cyborg. | ||
| She's the greatest mixed martial artist of all time. | ||
| Merck's Ronda with a head kick. | ||
| So she beats the greatest something, the greatest of all time. | ||
| Mercer goes on a little bit of a tough run. | ||
| Who gives a fuck? | ||
| Then beats Cyborg. | ||
| She beat Ron and Cyborg. | ||
| We're going Sizzler. | ||
| Yeah, and then Misha Tate comes back. | ||
| Get you some. | ||
| She was whooping her ass for five rounds and then just got choked out at the end. | ||
| But think about it, man. | ||
| You beat Ronda, who was undefeated at the time. | ||
| Then you beat freaking Cyborg. | ||
| If she beats Cyborg and Misha comes back and fights her again, that's a giant fight. | ||
| It's a giant fight. | ||
| If Misha wants to fight again. | ||
| I bet she would do it for that. | ||
| She's sitting around for a while. | ||
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Get that itch. | |
| She's like, God, this UFC tonight kick is lame. | ||
| I'm getting bored. | ||
| I'm getting bored as shit. | ||
| Itchy as fuck. | ||
| Beach Tate's still first team all cutie up there. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| First team booty. | ||
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Tittays. | |
| Those are recent. | ||
| Those UFC tittays. | ||
| UFC tittays? | ||
| Those are some pure UFC tittays. | ||
| But with Holly, if Holly can somehow, again, I don't think she's going to, but you never know. | ||
| I didn't think she was really going to beat Ronda. | ||
| But if she somehow can pull it off and beat Cyborg and she beat Ronda... | ||
| Do we just give her some weird statue in front of the UFC gym now? | ||
| How does this work? | ||
| Don't you think that in their eyes, there's always going to be... | ||
| Even though she beat Ronda, Ronda's the one that put the thing on the map. | ||
| She's always going to be revered more. | ||
| See, I don't think so. | ||
| I think she has such a crash landing, like the worst of all time, and she's gone radio silent, that we don't remember that climb. | ||
| Do you think people are upset at her, like you weren't really a fighter? | ||
| Like you were only a fighter for a little bit. | ||
| If you were really a fighter, you'd still be there. | ||
| You'd be getting back into it. | ||
| You're still young. | ||
| People are upset no matter what. | ||
| No matter what. | ||
| No matter what. | ||
| We're so weird with that kind of shit. | ||
| No matter what. | ||
| They thought you were one thing, and you fail at it. | ||
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I know. | |
| You fucking loser. | ||
| I know. | ||
| They get mad if you were their hero. | ||
| For sure, and you're not doing what they wanted you to do. | ||
| You talked about being a do-nothing bitch, and now you get knocked out, and you're doing nothing. | ||
| It's like, how dare you? | ||
| I bought the shirt. | ||
| Well, she was hosting Battle of the Network Stars. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| It makes you just not into it, you know? | ||
| I mean, I could see not wanting to fight anymore, right? | ||
| You didn't want to fight anymore at a certain point in time. | ||
| A little different, though. | ||
| She accomplished a lot more than me. | ||
| My life now has never been better, man. | ||
| I love what I'm doing. | ||
| She doesn't have a thing like that, maybe. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Maybe it was Battle of the Network Stars. | ||
| I don't know if that's your true calling. | ||
| I can't believe they talked into doing that either. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| And also, maybe she made so much money, like maybe she's good there too. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But even if you make so much money... | ||
| It's not about the money, is it? | ||
| Yeah, everybody thinks that that's going to be enough to make you happy. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| It'll definitely be you in a position where you don't have to worry about bills. | ||
| Now, maybe that's your number one problem, and then you're going to be happier. | ||
| That's possible. | ||
| Once you check that off, the other problems start to come up. | ||
| You're like, all right, now what am I going to do? | ||
| I don't have a passion. | ||
| What am I waking up for? | ||
| There was a study on income, and one of the things they said was when it comes to overall happiness, see if you can find this, I think they said everything over $70,000 a year is kind of a washout. | ||
| I thought it was $75,000, right? | ||
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Somewhere in that range. | |
| If you went from a bike to a car, happiness. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| When you go from a car and just buy another car and you have two cars, nothing. | ||
| Nothing changes in your life. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| You need to drive my Corvette. | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| What the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| The perfect salary for happiness is $75,000 a year. | ||
| Wouldn't it depend where you live and what you like to do? | ||
| Yeah, see, I don't know about that. | ||
| For like, the magic income, as people earn more, their day-to-day happiness rises until you hit $75,000. | ||
| After that, it's just more stuff with no gain in happiness. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| That's someone who's never had a really cool car. | ||
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Who wrote this? | |
| You never like had a deck that overlooks the mountain where you grill with your buddies. | ||
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I agree. | |
| I agree. | ||
| You've never been able to go on these dope ass vacations. | ||
| Never had a steak and a dick son. | ||
| Travel to Japan, get some sushi fresh out of the fucking ocean by some master chef. | ||
| That private jet. | ||
| You can have some baller times. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Yeah, but maybe you get a fucking yacht and you rent it and Go through the Caribbean. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| You do whatever you want. | ||
| You got kids. | ||
| You can take on vacation whenever you want. | ||
| You don't worry about that stuff. | ||
| Fuck out of here. | ||
| That guy's full of shit. | ||
| Dr. Phil would be just as happy if he made $75,000 a year. | ||
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For real. | |
| Get out of here. | ||
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Bitch. | |
| It just depends, man. | ||
| Bitch, fuck you and your study. | ||
| Fucking bro. | ||
| Yeah, you think Elon Musk would be super pumped to go down to about $75,000 a year? | ||
| You think Oprah's fucking giving away cars making $75,000 a year? | ||
| Do you think he would get that top-shelf actress pussy if he was making $75 million a year? | ||
| Or $75,000 a year? | ||
| No, even $75 million a year. | ||
| He would be like, damn, I'm struggling. | ||
| Cut back on my security. | ||
| They were detailing all the different shit that Johnny Depp spends money on. | ||
| Dude, I love this stuff. | ||
| What in the holy fuck? | ||
| He is, I don't know what he does in terms of his substance of choice, what he enjoys, but he appears to be on a financial rampage. | ||
| Didn't he have to like take a loan from his agent or something like that? | ||
| Dude, he owns, Johnny Depp owns like 40 houses or something crazy? | ||
| Something crazy. | ||
| He owns houses all over the world. | ||
| They said his security is like stupid, like $275,000 a month. | ||
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Like, bro, bro, you just need one guy. | |
| No one's trying to kill you. | ||
| He's an animal, man. | ||
| You're fucking Captain Jack Sparrow. | ||
| No one's trying to kill you. | ||
| He's a fucking animal and he's got some sort of a lawsuit. | ||
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Two million a month spending money. | |
| Well, you know, you gotta spend money, bro. | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| Johnny Depp's ex-business managers allege she has outraged his spending happy of $2 million a month. | ||
| You get yours, Johnny Depp! | ||
| You go get yours! | ||
| Dude, how does that happen? | ||
| How does no one go, bro, you gotta chill out on the $2 million a month? | ||
| He spent $3 million to fulfill friend Hunter S. Thompson's dream of having his ass just shot out of a cannon. | ||
| 3 million! | ||
| 45 luxury cars, 10 million dollars a year to support his entourage, friends, and family, and $30,000 a month alone on wine. | ||
| Goddamn, he's awesome. | ||
| Baller! | ||
| Baller! | ||
| Balling out of control! | ||
| That's how you do it, Johnny Depp! | ||
| He's lived a great life, though. | ||
| Imagine those months, 2 million. | ||
| 45 luxury cars? | ||
| 10 million, his entourage is having a grand old time. | ||
| Personal lawyer, Jake Bloom, Depp was living beyond his means and urged him to spend less and sell certain expensive but unnecessary assets to repay loans and pay his taxes and living expenses. | ||
| He's just out of control. | ||
| 14 houses. | ||
| Listen, that's cocaine living right there, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| 14 residences. | ||
| Acquire, improve, and furnish 14 residences. | ||
| I'm trying to see that car collection. | ||
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14? | |
| 14? | ||
| 14 residences, 45 luxury cars. | ||
| Good lord, Johnny. | ||
| But how much money did he make in his career? | ||
| Oh, $650,000. | ||
| Sorry, Jesus. | ||
| $650 million. | ||
| That's a lot of money. | ||
| But $2 million a year. | ||
| In the past 30 years, earned him an estimated $650 million. | ||
| Being a rich movie star, however, does not necessarily bring great financial savvy. | ||
| Over the past decade, Mr. Depp paid more than $5.6 million in interest on overdue taxes, has lent millions of dollars to people unlikely to pay him back, and has unwidely splurged a number of questionable investments, not the least of which is that town near San Tropez. | ||
| He bought a town. | ||
| My man just said, we're buying the town. | ||
| Call my manager. | ||
| Tell him we're buying the town. | ||
| The assistant calls the manager. | ||
| Johnny's buying the town. | ||
| He doesn't talk to the manager. | ||
| He's like, nah, so which house do you like? | ||
| I like them all. | ||
| I'll take the town. | ||
| Five homes. | ||
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I'll take the town. | |
| All five homes. | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| Well, he owns a street in Hollywood. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| Like Stan Hopes' boy. | ||
| They're allowed to say that because they're both white. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And Stan Oak has to go up to the street and there's a dude with an earpiece waiting for him. | ||
| And the dude with the earpiece takes him in a golf cart and drives him up to the top of the hill. | ||
| And they own like the whole fucking block. | ||
| But there's one dude on the block that apparently won't sell. | ||
| Tight move to that guy. | ||
| That guy's like, nah. | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
| I like this house. | ||
| I've been in forever. | ||
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Fuck off. | |
| Tight move. | ||
| All coked up. | ||
| I want to buy it and improve. | ||
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I can see. | |
| Just make this whole thing glass. | ||
| Just we're going to sail the seven seas. | ||
| We're going to turn it black. | ||
| The whole room black. | ||
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The whole house black. | |
| I heard Nicholas Cage is even crazier spending. | ||
| He buys castles and knights equipment and shit. | ||
| Oh, that's a good move. | ||
| Him and Leonardo DiCaprio, I think, were bidding on some skull, and he had to return it because it was stolen from, like, the... | ||
| I forget where I'll look. | ||
| That's ballin'. | ||
| When he bought a skull from King Tut's fuckin'... | ||
| And they had to return it? | ||
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Yeah, the museums were like, bro, that's our shit! | |
| Leonardo DiCaprio had to return a bunch of art that was given to him by a guy who apparently stole it all. | ||
| He agrees to return stolen dinosaur skull to Mongolia. | ||
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That's ballin'! | |
| That's fuckin' ballin'! | ||
| Oh, that makes me feel good. | ||
| Eight years ago. | ||
| I made some stupid purchases. | ||
| The skull of a Tyrannosaurus... | ||
| What is that word? | ||
| A Tyrannosaurus skull? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| What's a Tyrannosaurus batar? | ||
| Do you know what that is? | ||
| Have you ever heard that before? | ||
| No. | ||
| How weird. | ||
| Bro, how much do those go for? | ||
| Dude, we were talking about... | ||
| Whoa, that's a dope looking animal. | ||
| Damn, he bought that skull? | ||
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Taborosaurus. | |
| Wow, that must be massive. | ||
| So someone stole it? | ||
| Someone stole it, and he bought it, and he had to return it? | ||
| Off the black market? | ||
| Wow, that's crazy. | ||
| Where do you put that in your house? | ||
| Where do you put it? | ||
| Okay, so here's my thinking. | ||
| You have to have a real skull. | ||
| Like, if you want to buy some replica, like a child's toy, you're a fucking asshole. | ||
| If you have one of those things- Oh, fuck you. | ||
| If it's not real? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Yeah, that's what I'm saying. | ||
| Like, if you go to a lot of museums, a lot of the skulls you're seeing are replicas. | ||
| Damn! | ||
| 276,000! | ||
| Better deal than I thought! | ||
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What? | |
| That's it? | ||
| Joe, we need one for the new studio. | ||
| Buy it. | ||
| I'm thinking about it right now. | ||
| Let's make some bids on a T-Rex. | ||
| Let's just have like three raptors at the new studio. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| I'm thinking about it. | ||
| What's like the most common dinosaur that you could buy? | ||
| I bet something lame. | ||
| I bet you get like a stegosaurus for cheap. | ||
| Because they're fucking vegans. | ||
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They have little heads. | |
| Yeah, they're vegans. | ||
| They're all small. | ||
| They have little heads. | ||
| Now you want to try ceratops. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Those saber-toothed ones are bullshit. | ||
| We ain't trying to have that. | ||
| Yeah, saber-toothed tiger's not a dinosaur, Jamie. | ||
| That doesn't count. | ||
| Make sure they're real, Jamie. | ||
| It's on Etsy. | ||
| Hey, free shipping. | ||
| Free shipping, $55,000. | ||
| What are they saying they have? | ||
| What is that one? | ||
| On Etsy. | ||
| What is the animal? | ||
| Oh, that can't be real. | ||
| Authentic Fossil Massasaur Halliosaurus Amborgy. | ||
| Dude, that looks sick in the studio. | ||
| Yeah, that does look pretty dope. | ||
| What is that thing? | ||
| How big is it? | ||
| 78 inches. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Damn, that thing's fucking big. | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| That's real, son. | ||
| They really have that for sale? | ||
| And we get free shipping right now. | ||
| That's the thing with Nicolas Cage's thing. | ||
| So it took like seven years for him to get the certificate of authenticity, and then when they got it, that's when they found out it was stolen. | ||
| So you can buy some fake shit and not know for a while. | ||
| Dude, they had a dope-ass... | ||
| Well, there's one. | ||
| You can get a T-Rex from 1.8 million. | ||
| Yeah, I just can't imagine that for $55,000 you should get a real... | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| How much was it? | ||
| $250? | ||
| $55, free shipping. | ||
| T-Rex is $1.5 million? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If I was like some Sultan-type character... | ||
| I'd have all that all around my house, like Game of Thrones. | ||
| A T-Rex go. | ||
| Ooh, scroll up. | ||
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Ooh, that's sick. | |
| How much? | ||
| $1.8 million? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Worth it. | ||
| If you're Warren Buffet, and you're 90, and you're worth 80 billion bucks. | ||
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Right? | |
| Like, why not have a bunch of that shit in your house? | ||
| Buy the shit out of that. | ||
| Your wife would just slowly start to realize you're going insane. | ||
| Start constructing a dinosaur in the middle of the living room. | ||
| All of a sudden, the construction crews at the house like, what's going on, honey? | ||
| I'm raising the roof. | ||
| I got a new T-Rex coming in. | ||
| I got a T-Rex. | ||
| He's too tall. | ||
| We're going to have to cut out the ceiling. | ||
| Too tall, bitch. | ||
| I'm going to put a glass ceiling in the living room. | ||
| Out of stock. | ||
| That means somebody who bought it. | ||
| A velociraptor from Jurassic Park. | ||
| But I don't want a rubber toy, Jamie. | ||
| I want a real dinosaur. | ||
| I'll take that Predator thing, though. | ||
| I will take that Predator thing. | ||
| How about this head? | ||
| Oh, I know a dude who makes those, man. | ||
| The guy who made the American Werewolf, Patrick McGee. | ||
| He makes Predator thing? | ||
| He makes the Predator and he makes the Alien. | ||
| Those can't be cheap. | ||
| Ooh, should we get that Bugatti limo, though? | ||
| This fish is a million and a half dollars. | ||
| That's gross. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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What? | |
| Trying to pull it out. | ||
|
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What? | |
| White diamond. | ||
| Premium white diamond. | ||
| You'd be an asshole to buy a fish for a million and a half dollars. | ||
| Depends. | ||
| What's he do? | ||
| Is it alive? | ||
| What's he do? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Is it a carving? | ||
| Seldom seen fish. | ||
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What? | |
| The most exclusive breed in the world. | ||
| Premium white diamond fish are rarer than precious gemstones. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| So it's one of those things, if you're an asshole, you have it in your fish tank? | ||
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This fish right here is worth $1.5 million. | |
| Did you see that white moose the other day? | ||
| I did. | ||
| All white moose? | ||
| Yeah, apparently there's only like a hundred of those. | ||
| If you have an all white moose at your house, You're getting some panty droppers. | ||
| Here's the thing, man. | ||
| Here's the real thing. | ||
| If you're on a hunting trip, okay, that moose is a legal-sized moose, and a white moose steps in front of you, do you release that arrow? | ||
| Yeah, you gotta shoot that white moose in his stupid face. | ||
| It's a... | ||
| It's totally legal. | ||
| I don't like the way he looks. | ||
| It's a good-sized moose. | ||
| Oh, we're just gonna shoot the black moose now? | ||
| Fuck a white moose. | ||
| Brown moose lives matter. | ||
| I don't discriminate. | ||
| White, black. | ||
| I've never shot an arrow in my life. | ||
| But the thing is, man, here's the thing about animal rights activists and people that are nutty about animals. | ||
| Again, what this is is a genetic anomaly. | ||
| It's not like this is a specific breed. | ||
| It's like an albino person, right? | ||
| It's not albino, though. | ||
| It's not an albino. | ||
| Apparently, it's just got some weird genetic anomaly. | ||
| One of a hundred. | ||
| Yeah, there's a hundred of them. | ||
| So what is it? | ||
| Let's see what it says. | ||
| Scroll up a little bit. | ||
| I think it says what the genetic mutation is. | ||
| Yeah, see, fur coloring is a genetic mutation, and it's not an albino. | ||
| Not an albino unlike all white animals. | ||
| I heard they taste like vanilla. | ||
| They taste good, dude. | ||
| You never had a white one, though. | ||
| You've never even seen one, I bet. | ||
| Same. | ||
| Same shit? | ||
| Same on the inside. | ||
| It's like white people. | ||
| It's all the same. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Wow, it's crazy. | ||
| Some people thought the string coloring might be another sign of a sure-to-becoming apocalypse. | ||
| Wow, goddammit. | ||
| You see a horde of white moose? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There was only a hundred of them, though? | ||
| I wouldn't tell anybody. | ||
| I'll tell you one thing. | ||
| If I did kill that, I'd keep my mouth shut. | ||
| I wouldn't tell people. | ||
| They'd get too mad. | ||
| Even if it didn't matter. | ||
| Like, if you find a bear, okay? | ||
| Like, there's a black bear, if you're hunting black... | ||
| First of all, if you're hunting black bear, people get mad at you anyway, because you're killing a bear. | ||
| Because they're not round bears, they think the bears are extinct, or there's a very few of them... | ||
| There's a shitload of bears, depending on where you're at, right? | ||
| So many bears that they're all cannibals. | ||
| They eat each other. | ||
| That's a fact. | ||
| Yeah, they eat the cubs, yeah? | ||
| They eat the cubs like crazy. | ||
| Including the females that eat their own cubs. | ||
| Cam was saying he has to take out the big older ones because they'll fuck up all the cubs. | ||
| Yeah, it's actually better for the population to take out the big males because the big males eat cubs. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| When we were there, oh wow, look at these white deer. | ||
| Pigs. | ||
| Those are little baby white moose? | ||
| Oh wow, they look like pigs. | ||
| I would grab one of those and run off in my car. | ||
| They're cute as shit. | ||
| Oh, they're adorable. | ||
| The twins are likely less than a month old. | ||
| Dude, they're so cute. | ||
| Little cuties. | ||
| Little cuties. | ||
| There's a mama moose. | ||
| That big mama's gonna wreck your world. | ||
| They're different than any other undulates in that they're real aggressive. | ||
| Like a moose will chase you down and beat your fucking ass. | ||
| They're super dangerous. | ||
| A deer's not likely gonna do that. | ||
| They've done it before. | ||
| Ah, fuck a deer. | ||
| Elk might stab you. | ||
| Really? | ||
| With those horns? | ||
| You get a little cocky when he's horny? | ||
| You cock-plocking an elk? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| That's when they're crazy. | ||
| That's rule number one. | ||
| They will fuck you up. | ||
| They have swords growing out of their head. | ||
| See, I'm down to doing a hunt like that. | ||
| Something dangerous where, hey, like, I gotta watch my P's and Q's. | ||
| Like, we're hunting, like, baby fawn. | ||
| I can't fuck with you guys. | ||
| I told Cam this, man. | ||
| It has to be something dangerous, and I'm down. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Well, deer, I mean, if they did want to fuck you up with those things, they could stab you. | ||
| But the thing is, they're prey. | ||
| I mean, this is what they are in nature. | ||
| They eat grass and they get preyed upon. | ||
| They are the food source of mountain lions and wolves and bears and countless other animals. | ||
| I mean, that's just what they are. | ||
| They're beautiful while they're alive. | ||
| It's not like you should somehow or another diminish their existence, but that's a prey animal. | ||
| That's why they're here. | ||
| That's why they're, I mean, in the system that they're in, the biological system. | ||
| Yeah, the ecosystem. | ||
| Yeah, we didn't create it. | ||
| And they're goddamn delicious. | ||
| I had some access deer for dinner last night. | ||
| I've never had access deer, but when you post those, I get so hungry. | ||
| Ooh, so good! | ||
| I've been tearing the grill up lately. | ||
| That, in my opinion, is like the most, if you can get to Hawaii, Hawaii, if you can get to Hawaii, that's the most ethical place to hunt. | ||
| Because they don't have any predators, so they have to kill these animals. | ||
| So they have like some insane number of deer on lanai, they have axis deer on Maui, they have them on, I think Molokai has them too. | ||
| There's no predators. | ||
| No predators. | ||
| None. | ||
| So the only predators are people. | ||
| So they actually bring over snipers to take out some of the deer to keep the population numbers down. | ||
| If the population gets too high, what happens is these deer start getting disease. | ||
| They run out of food to eat. | ||
| The good thing about Hawaii, too, is there's so much growth. | ||
| So much plant growth. | ||
| I love Hawaii, man. | ||
| Love Hawaii. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| You weren't there for your birthday. | ||
| What did you do for your birthday? | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Went to Disneyland. | ||
| Took the kids to Disneyland. | ||
| Oh, okay, not by yourself. | ||
| That's some weird shit. | ||
| My family, Cam Haynes' family. | ||
| Oh, that's cool, man. | ||
| To Disneyland, had a good time. | ||
| Yeah, I'm not a big party guy. | ||
| You should still have a birthday party and then have your family speak into a video. | ||
| That'd be a good idea, right? | ||
| I still have flashbacks. | ||
| What a friend do that. | ||
| What friend? | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Yeah, I'm not a big birthday guy either. | ||
| Yeah, it's just like, I don't want to be the center of attention like that. | ||
| It's ironic as that sounds, because most of what I do... | ||
| You want to be in the center of attention in some way. | ||
| Yeah, it's a little awkward. | ||
| Yeah, but it just seems like... | ||
| It's just weird. | ||
| Yeah, I'd rather just, I don't know, do a set, have a nice dinner. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, went to Disneyland. | ||
| Ruled the Guardians of the Galaxy ride. | ||
| God damn, it's fun. | ||
| You love it? | ||
| So good. | ||
| I thought, like, how are they going to make Tower of Terror better? | ||
| Oh, that's right! | ||
| Tower of Terror is my favorite writer of all time. | ||
| It's even better now. | ||
| Really? | ||
| It's better. | ||
| I'm not like Guardian Galax. | ||
| Oh, I really haven't seen it. | ||
| Guardian of the Galaxies, right? | ||
| You never saw that movie? | ||
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Nah. | |
| It's a fun fucking movie, man. | ||
| I haven't seen Part 2, but I saw Part 1. Oh, you finally saw Alien Covenant. | ||
| Ooh, I love it. | ||
| How good? | ||
| I fucking told you, man. | ||
| I loved it. | ||
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Loved it. | |
| All these people that didn't like it. | ||
| My favorite alien. | ||
| Get out of my life. | ||
| People didn't like that. | ||
| Right? | ||
| You got some shit advice. | ||
| It was brilliant. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What did you say is a bad movie? | ||
| Alien Covenant? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Click. | ||
| Dude, I was crunk. | ||
| I was crunk for that alien. | ||
| I was... | ||
| I loved it. | ||
| I loved it. | ||
| I swear to God, when the movie, I stood up, stand ovation. | ||
| Slow clap. | ||
| Everyone else, sit down! | ||
| I love when they made the AI guy, gave him, I don't want to say too much, spoiler alert. | ||
| The movie's been out for a grip. | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
| Some people out there don't have the time. | ||
| God. | ||
| Damn it. | ||
| It's been out for how many months? | ||
| Okay, you're going to have to tune out now, folks. | ||
| Because we're going to talk about it. | ||
| You haven't seen Alien Covenant that came out seven months ago. | ||
| Go ahead and zone up. | ||
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Jamie's fucked. | |
| He has to eat it. | ||
| He has to eat it. | ||
| Well, you don't have to tell a story. | ||
| That one alien? | ||
| That hybrid alien? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Ooh. | ||
| Dude, it was fun. | ||
| I like the fact that the AI guy, they cut out his creativity because he started getting weird. | ||
| It makes sense. | ||
| If you give artificial intelligence the need and the ability to create... | ||
| But this movie, it went Prometheus first, then this, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it was like 10 years after Prometheus. | ||
| I love Prometheus. | ||
| I like that, too. | ||
| Hey, what was the movie with the alien? | ||
| They named him Calvin. | ||
| You know what I'm talking about? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Life. | ||
| Yeah, I like that too. | ||
| Dude, I watch that, on every plane I watch that movie. | ||
| I love that movie. | ||
| The problem with those movies is there's cut-the-shit scenes. | ||
| Like when the, you know, Life One, where they're playing with it, and they try these experiments with it, and they introduce the electric, like, hey, come on, man. | ||
| You doing this out in space? | ||
| Don't you want to bring this back to Earth before you start fucking with it in some sort of secured laboratory? | ||
| No, we can't. | ||
| Because you do that, and then, look, if we brought that bitch back to Earth, then, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| I thought that movie was so fucking good. | ||
| But you think they'd be doing things like zapping it? | ||
| I'm trying to stimulate the throat. | ||
| They thought he was dead though. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| So they zapped him, then he went... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That movie was so dope. | ||
| That was intense. | ||
| He was scary as shit. | ||
| It was scary. | ||
| You know, the problem was they gave him a little bit of a CGI face, and I was like, oh, come on. | ||
| I didn't like that either. | ||
| Like that demon face? | ||
| Nah, man, I don't need that. | ||
| Keep him Calvin. | ||
| I like how they called him Calvin. | ||
| Yeah, because they couldn't make it too demonic, because then it would be alien. | ||
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True. | |
| Which is the most demonic. | ||
| That thing is the most demonic. | ||
| That thing's so scary. | ||
| Oh, it's awesome. | ||
| I love that movie. | ||
| And that tongue thing comes out. | ||
| I like all the slobber and shit that comes out of its mouth, too, with this big, giant fucking bug head. | ||
| Dude, have you been to the theater? | ||
| It's right off... | ||
| It's in Westwood there. | ||
| I pick? | ||
| No. | ||
| You're talking. | ||
| You get steaks. | ||
| You can get chicken tenders. | ||
| I mean, you gotta be off your diet. | ||
| Where is it? | ||
| It's right off of, I think, Wellshire. | ||
| Wilshire and Westwood. | ||
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Oh, is it like... | |
| It's called IPIC. Like Cineopolis? | ||
| That kind of shit? | ||
| Yeah, kind of. | ||
| There's a few of those now. | ||
| You get the VIP. It's going to cost you about $60 to get in the door. | ||
| That's the way to do it, though. | ||
| That's it, son. | ||
| Ooh, where's that? | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Ooh, it's a small theater, too. | ||
| Yeah, you need to take your wifey there. | ||
| That's the move, man. | ||
| Small theater, less people. | ||
| They have all-alcohol drinks. | ||
| Ooh, I like it. | ||
| They have everything, man. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| And you can look down upon the people who didn't buy the VIP tickets. | ||
| It's cool. | ||
| And judge them as they walk by you. | ||
| Oh, so there's people below you that have regular seats? | ||
| Yeah, and you're like, get out of here, peasants. | ||
| Move on, peasants. | ||
| Don't look at me. | ||
| What if they talk? | ||
| Enjoy the movie, peasants. | ||
| People down below, you know, they're angry about their position in society. | ||
| They might start talking in the movie theater. | ||
| I snitch on them. | ||
| Yeah, I snitch on them right away. | ||
| Excuse me, no phones, ma'am. | ||
| Ma'am, phone. | ||
| Did you know that there's a system that you can get for your house where it downloads movies as they come out and you can watch brand new movies? | ||
| I need that shit. | ||
| As they come out. | ||
| Because with a kid, like Annabelle, the new Annabelle came out. | ||
| I love scary movies. | ||
| Did you see it? | ||
| Not yet. | ||
| I'm dying to see it. | ||
| You seen that new It trailer? | ||
| Shit your pants, Gary. | ||
| Coming in September. | ||
| Here's how I use movie pass. | ||
| People are getting pissed off about this. | ||
| Why? | ||
| I think it's run by Netflix or the same guy that started Netflix, started this sort of thing. | ||
| It's been available for a while at $50 a month, but now it's down to $10 a month. | ||
| What? | ||
| There's some weird catch. | ||
| There's some catches to it. | ||
| It's only for 2D versions and then like... | ||
| You still have to pay for a ticket or something, then you get paid back. | ||
| There's some weird caveats to it. | ||
| Dude, I would pay $100 a month to watch movies at my house. | ||
| This is not at your house, though. | ||
| Yeah, this is different than what I was talking about. | ||
| He just introduced something totally different. | ||
| This is just cheap movie tickets that people are mad about. | ||
| Yeah, but the house thing's not cheap. | ||
| The house thing is a system you get. | ||
| I think it's like $50,000. | ||
| And once you have it installed in your house, then you can watch movies as they come out. | ||
| And they're on like a hard drive. | ||
| I'm such a movie buff. | ||
| Dude, if you have a home theater... | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| Having a home theater is clutch! | ||
| And seeing new movies... | ||
| Because with a kid, it's tough to get the babysitter. | ||
| I see movies like, fuck, man. | ||
| I just saw Star Wars. | ||
| It takes a while. | ||
| I can't wait for that to come out on DVD. It sucks. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| You know how it is. | ||
| You can't even see what movies are available unless you pay for it. | ||
| I think it's most movies that are out. | ||
| I think that is exactly it. | ||
| And it's very expensive. | ||
| Like I said, I think it's like $50,000. | ||
| And it just comes with the service to provide the movie? | ||
| Yeah, I think you just, it's like a hard drive and you download whatever the movie is that you want to see and you can watch it. | ||
| I feel like you shouldn't do that now because technology is coming so fast and like Netflix are going, you know, big movie stars like Will Smith and these guys and Adam Sandler doing these Netflix deals so you don't have to go to the theater. | ||
| Look at this, it's got a fingerprint reader. | ||
| Finger swipe with liveness detection? | ||
| Liveness? | ||
| Liveness means someone wants to cut your fucking hand off and have a dead hand that they use to start up your screen? | ||
| Or just take your fingerprint on a piece of paper. | ||
| Or a dead hand. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Liveness. | ||
| Where the fuck do you see liveness? | ||
| Right up there, under fingerprints on it. | ||
| What kind of a person wants to kill someone so they can see Pirates of the Caribbean 8? | ||
| Oh dude, I might kill a bitch to see the new 8. To see the new Ed at my house, I'd slice someone's finger off. | ||
| At home. | ||
| Dude, how great would that be? | ||
| I don't like getting ready going out. | ||
| I want to chill at home in my undies, watch all the new movies. | ||
| The real problem is other people when they can't keep it together, when they start answering phones, when talking. | ||
| I've been at so many movie theaters where people start talking. | ||
| It's so annoying. | ||
| I used to go to this one movie theater. | ||
| It was a little urban. | ||
| Take that how you want. | ||
| A little urban. | ||
| And there's a movie theater. | ||
| Homeboy in front of me just on the phone the whole time. | ||
| And people are like, God. | ||
| And so I go, bro, off the phone, man. | ||
| And he keeps going. | ||
| He puts up his finger like this. | ||
| I'm like, oh, no. | ||
| He keeps going. | ||
| I go, bro. | ||
| Movie started. | ||
| I go, bro, off your fucking phone. | ||
| And he turns around and goes, wait till the movie's over. | ||
| I was like... | ||
| I've been in some fights, man. | ||
| I think I can fight. | ||
| The whole movie, all I could think of, I'm like, what am I going to do here? | ||
| I got my girl here. | ||
| Is he with all those people? | ||
| They all look similar. | ||
| Catch my drift. | ||
| What am I going to do here? | ||
| Am I going to get jumped? | ||
| I couldn't tell you what movie I saw. | ||
| It fucked the whole experience up. | ||
| I'm just balls deep in popcorn thinking about how I'm going to fuck these guys up. | ||
| Carbon up. | ||
| Carb loading. | ||
| Carb loading. | ||
| Movie gets done. | ||
| He doesn't say shit. | ||
| Fuck the whole movie up, though. | ||
| You should have said something. | ||
| I was stressed. | ||
| How long ago was this? | ||
| Probably like three or four years ago. | ||
| I think I know. | ||
| Link, if I was you, if I could remote control your body, I might go over there and smack him in the head. | ||
| But what happens if there's a bunch, man? | ||
| You're with your girl, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| It's true. | ||
| It depends on how many you got. | ||
| But yeah, it is a very, very rude and disrespectful thing to be on your phone. | ||
| But I could see he's on Instagram. | ||
| Like, I can see your phone, you're on Facebook. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| You're in the movies! | ||
| Because he's a dummy. | ||
| You're a dummy. | ||
| People are addicted. | ||
| You're a dummy. | ||
| They're goddamn addicted to their phones. | ||
| Like... | ||
| Do you know how few people have the ability to sit through a fucking podcast without looking at their phones? | ||
| You know how to do it. | ||
| But a lot of my guests, I see them checking their phones. | ||
| They start checking their phones and doing this. | ||
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To me that's so disrespectful. | |
| Texting, hold on, I just gotta text this guy right back. | ||
| So disrespectful. | ||
| Would you do that if you're on SportsCenter? | ||
| No, you wouldn't? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Right. | |
| Especially not now. | ||
| You know, in this day and age. | ||
| But for some people, the requirement of an hour or two or in a podcast, three, without checking the phone, impossible. | ||
| Chill out. | ||
| You're not that busy, folks. | ||
| It's not that. | ||
| It's their addicts. | ||
| They're straight up junkies. | ||
| They're getting that little tweak, that little rush of anticipation. | ||
| That dopamine, right? | ||
| The dopamine, if they get an email or text. | ||
| They say literally, and we don't even know how addicted the phones are, but people, their brains are becoming addicted to it. | ||
| Just to the sensation of feeling it, and the colors, and mentions, and Instagram, and DMs. | ||
| Let me check my phone real quick. | ||
| Yeah, let me check my phone real quick. | ||
| It just seems like... | ||
| Now that we're talking about it, my mouth is salivating. | ||
| It's never as fun as talking to friends. | ||
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No! | |
| But you go to a restaurant, you'll see five people on their phones not even looking at each other. | ||
| I hate that shit. | ||
| And when you're hanging out with a friend and they're on their phone all the time, it's brutal. | ||
| It's like, dude, come be here. | ||
| Come be here. | ||
| Put your phone down. | ||
| Put your phone down. | ||
| There's some restaurants, they take your phone out the door. | ||
| You know that? | ||
| Fuck them. | ||
| And there's some that give 25%. | ||
| Then there's some, if you don't use your phone, you get 25% off. | ||
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What? | |
| If you don't use your phone at all. | ||
| So your camera's overhead? | ||
| I don't know how to do it. | ||
| Checking, checking. | ||
| Oh, gotcha! | ||
| No deal. | ||
| No, you're in the restaurant. | ||
| You checked it. | ||
| No, I checked it when I got up from the table. | ||
| No, it doesn't count. | ||
| Don't get the deal, my man. | ||
| I was taking a shit. | ||
| I didn't know anything to do. | ||
| Ah, you can't check it. | ||
| Still, you checked your DMs. | ||
| In the restaurant. | ||
| In the restaurant. | ||
| I don't know how it works, but you have some people. | ||
| You can't be taking fake shit so you can check your Facebook. | ||
| You took a fake shit just to check your Facebook. | ||
| Addicted, son. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| People are super addicted. | ||
| You and Joey Diaz are pretty good about calling. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I call people. | ||
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Joey's great. | |
| You're great. | ||
| I like to call people. | ||
| The other day, you and I text so much. | ||
| Sometimes I don't know because you're busy. | ||
| Sometimes I'm busy. | ||
| So you got to text. | ||
| When you're texting novels, it's like, fuck. | ||
| No, we went back and forth. | ||
| We had a question. | ||
| I'm like, okay, I got to hear this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We had to talk. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's exhausting. | ||
| Yeah, man, there's some people that just, they, for whatever reason, are tethered to the hip. | ||
| And then there's some people that decide they can't use it at all, so they just go straight cell phone, like button phone. | ||
| Flip phone? | ||
| Yeah, flip phone. | ||
| Ari, Aziz Ansari. | ||
| Aziz Ansari's gone totally off the internet. | ||
| I was watching some video, or no, it was a reading of Vice's article. | ||
| I think it was Vice. | ||
| They interviewed him, and they were asking about it. | ||
| He's offline. | ||
| He's killing it. | ||
| He got rid of his social media. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Got rid of all his shit. | ||
| He's hilarious. | ||
| Doesn't do anything. | ||
| So did Ed Sheeran. | ||
| Because he appeared on Game of Thrones, and he got such backlash, he stopped doing it. | ||
| Eh, people are cunts. | ||
| You have thicker skin, for God's sake. | ||
| Stay offline for a few days, bro. | ||
| But people are gonna hate on it. | ||
| You gotta use it for what it is, you know? | ||
| Like, for these trolls. | ||
| Who gives a fuck what the sheep say? | ||
| People hate on everything. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| There's nothing you do to get away from that. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| It is what it is. | ||
| Go to Kevin Hart's post, and it's like, fuck you, little man. | ||
| It's like, Kevin Hart? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Goddamn, how can I beat Kevin Hart? | ||
| There's too many people. | ||
| And everybody having access to you, everybody being able to communicate with you. | ||
| If you just decide to swim in that river and you wonder why you got poisoned. | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| The problem is with your kids. | ||
| Like, even now, my son, he wants to grab my phone and, you know, he's not going to Twitter and checking DMs and dick pics, but he's, like, scrolling through everything just because of the stimulation. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| With, like, your daughters, how old are they? | ||
| Seven and nine. | ||
| They have phones? | ||
| No! | ||
| Your nine-year-old does it? | ||
| No! | ||
| She can laugh at them, duh, son. | ||
| No. | ||
| She didn't show up to school and be like, look at this bitch! | ||
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She didn't have a phone! | |
| You don't have an iPhone 8? | ||
| If you give kids phones, you let them see beheading videos, you're letting them tune in to the latest news. | ||
| I'm on board, man. | ||
| They can see that car run over those people at that white power rally. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I mean, all that shit a kid can see and they're gonna see. | ||
| Their friends are gonna tell them about it. | ||
| Just think of the shit that you look at. | ||
| I mean, think of the shit that every day I'm posting some new ridiculous video. | ||
| Someone doing something stupid and getting brain damage. | ||
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It's a bummer. | |
| Good luck keeping it out of your kids' hands. | ||
| Ninth grade or nine years old is what grade? | ||
| 3rd? | ||
| And they're going into 4th? | ||
| Wait till she gets to 6th grade. | ||
| Yeah, I think like 6th and 7th. | ||
| You'd have her be the nerd in school? | ||
| Or sometimes they may have the iPads to write notes and shit. | ||
| Oh yeah, for sure. | ||
| And those things go online. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, it's one of those things where you gotta wonder at what point is it okay to give it to them? | ||
| And how much do you regulate it? | ||
| And how much do you do it by example? | ||
| You know, if you're at home with your kids and, like, stay off the phone, kids, and you're just, like, constantly checking your phone, then they're going to be pissed at you. | ||
| There should be no phones between whatever, you know, especially dinner time. | ||
| So, like, it's going to be a beast, man. | ||
| What we do with a big thing we do in my house, a lot of art. | ||
| A lot of art. | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| Constantly. | ||
| Constantly, like, they're always painting and drawing and doing shit. | ||
| If you give kids that opportunity to do something and then they get, like, in a pattern of doing it all the time. | ||
| Where they're not, you know, their stimulation doesn't come on TV and their phones. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| Do you like your kids watch TV or no? | ||
| Yeah, we let them watch TV. We don't keep it from them, but we don't let them watch it all day. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| I think especially creativity is important for kids because the more they realize they can make things, even if you could just make something out of papier-mâché or something where you're writing something, something that didn't exist. | ||
| My daughter writes stories, a story that didn't exist. | ||
| Now the story's written. | ||
| You wrote it. | ||
| You created it. | ||
| You realize you read stories, you can also write them. | ||
| Paintings. | ||
| Make a painting. | ||
| Make a drawing. | ||
| The more you realize you can create things, it's my thought that it opens up your idea of what's possible for your whole life. | ||
| You can create things in your life. | ||
| You don't have to bank on anyone. | ||
| You can create businesses. | ||
| You can create a career. | ||
| You can figure out how to work hard at something. | ||
| I also think it's really good for their little brains to like make things. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| For me, it's weird because every morning I live across from a school. | ||
| It's an elementary school. | ||
| Yesterday was the first day of school, so there's all these parents driving off their kids. | ||
| I was watching the kids play outside. | ||
| I walk my son every morning. | ||
| I was thinking, God, how the fuck is he going to make friends? | ||
| Like, I saw all the clicks. | ||
| I've never thought about it ever, ever in my life. | ||
| I thought, how is this little dude going to make friends? | ||
| What happens if he doesn't make friends? | ||
| They all make friends. | ||
| How the fuck does this work? | ||
| What are we going to do? | ||
| Is he going to be the nerd? | ||
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What are we going to do? | |
| You can't be paranoid about that. | ||
| I said, give me ten push-ups. | ||
| Even when they don't make friends, that's good, too. | ||
| You realize, like, what's wrong? | ||
| Like, why aren't you making friends? | ||
| Adjust your behavior accordingly. | ||
| Well, don't be the introverted kid who's in balls deep into the comics, maybe. | ||
| Or do! | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| Or do. | ||
| And then take over the world, like Hollywood. | ||
| But it's the first time it ever crossed my mind. | ||
| I saw all these kids playing, I thought, what happens if he doesn't make friends? | ||
| I gotta deal with that. | ||
| What are you gonna do if your son gets older and he is sort of introverted, kind of nerdy, And you see some predatory bitch move in. | ||
| What if your son becomes like some super successful producer type character? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And you see some predatory coyote type woman move in, just runs him, tells him what to do all the time. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| You see it, you go over the house, and you're like, son, you can't let her tell you what to do. | ||
| There's nothing you can do. | ||
| There's the power of the pussy. | ||
| There's nothing you can do. | ||
| Do you know that feeling that you have when a friend, when you see a friend is getting taken over? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Almost like a pod person. | ||
| You know, like one of them Night of the Living Dead? | ||
| No, not Night of the Living Dead. | ||
| It's like Avatar. | ||
| What is that fucking movie? | ||
| Invasion of the Body Snatchers. | ||
| Remember? | ||
| The pod was under the bed. | ||
| Never saw the movie? | ||
| No. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Well, there's a couple versions of it. | ||
| There's a really, really old version from like the 50s. | ||
| What's the new one? | ||
| Well, there's three. | ||
| There's a Donald Sutherland version, which is, I think, I want to say like the 70s, which is excellent. | ||
| A young Jeff Goldblum's in that movie. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| It's a great movie. | ||
| And it's creepy. | ||
| It's scary. | ||
| And, you know, good special effects for the time. | ||
| And then there's a more recent one with... | ||
| Jennifer Tilly, I think, is in it. | ||
| Or Meg Tilly. | ||
| Meg Tilly. | ||
| Jennifer Tilly's sister. | ||
| And their pods? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, what it is is, while you're sleeping, it somehow or another, like, the fibers get a hold of you. | ||
| Like, it climbs up, like, if the pod's, like, near the bed. | ||
| It gets a hold of you and touches you, and then it puts you to sleep and starts replicating you underneath the bed. | ||
| So, like, while you're sleeping, it's, like, draining your body and replicating you, and then in the morning, you're dead. | ||
| You're like a dry husk. | ||
| But then there's a new guy. | ||
| And this alien is underneath. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So this is Donald Sutherland. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| As he's asleep, this thing was taking over and recreating him, and he woke up before it was too late. | ||
| That's cool, man. | ||
| Dude, it was a dope movie. | ||
| That's Kiefer Sutherland's dad. | ||
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Is it? | |
| I didn't even know that. | ||
| No wonder why Keith and Sutherland were fucked up. | ||
| His dad was Donald Sutherland. | ||
| That's Jack Bauer, right? | ||
| If you grow up and your dad's a famous actor and you become an actor yourself, you're going to be fucked up. | ||
| Yeah, you're going to be a little weird. | ||
| That's the end. | ||
| Oh, that must be the new one right there. | ||
| That poster? | ||
| Mmm, what is that one? | ||
| Invasion of the Bisexuals. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| 1978. No, that must be the 78 version. | ||
| Because the newer ones... | ||
| Oh, the newer one is below that, in green. | ||
| See it in green down there? | ||
| No, that's the really old one. | ||
| That's the 1950s one. | ||
| Dude, it looks pretty sweet. | ||
| There was one more that happened with Meg Tilly. | ||
| I don't remember what year, but I want to say it's like... | ||
| Maybe late 90s? | ||
| I'm surprised they don't recreate it already. | ||
| Yeah, there she is. | ||
| The Age of the Body Snatchers. | ||
| The Dork Report. | ||
| Body Snatchers. | ||
| Oh, it's just called Body Snatchers? | ||
| Really? | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I'll check that shit out. | ||
| Do you know what movie was... | ||
| That's the porn version. | ||
| Body extension. | ||
| You know what movie was dope? | ||
| I watched it on the plane. | ||
| 1993? | ||
| 1993. Okay. | ||
| That was pretty good. | ||
| But it's one of those things, you don't remake those things so many times. | ||
| What was dope? | ||
| I watched that movie with Ben Affleck where he moves to Tampa. | ||
| He's like a mafia gangster, moves to Tampa. | ||
| The accountant? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| See? | ||
| I thought it was accounting. | ||
| I was taking sleeping pills, so I was a little out of it. | ||
| I thought it was the counting, and I was like, what the fuck? | ||
| The accountant. | ||
| The accountant. | ||
| And I was like, that's not this. | ||
| It was something else. | ||
| That shit was so good. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, he's like, he's involved with a mob, and they want him to go run the Tampa Bay wing of it. | ||
| So he goes down there. | ||
| Oh, fuck, it was good. | ||
| Huh. | ||
| Oh, man, it was fucking classic. | ||
| Was it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How high were you? | ||
| You were high as a kite. | ||
| I might have been. | ||
| Some fucking ambient and shit. | ||
| Dude, they don't work on me. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I took them in Australia, and people are like, only take one. | ||
| I was like, I'm not that sleepy, so I'd pop three of them. | ||
| I was fucking one eye open. | ||
| Just like Ben Affleck's the best ever. | ||
| Live by Matt. | ||
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Yes! | |
| 6.4 on Rotten Tomatoes. | ||
| People are fucking haters when I break on Affleck. | ||
| You fucking haters. | ||
| They are haters on Affleck. | ||
| Why do people hate on Affleck? | ||
| Good Will Hunting? | ||
| Seems like a douche, though. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Did you ever see his argument with Sam Harris on the Bill Maher show? | ||
| No, I haven't. | ||
| Very uninformed. | ||
| Huge mistake. | ||
| He argued with Sam Harris about what's in Islam. | ||
| Well, hey, Ben Affleck. | ||
| Listen, I'm not going to say stay in your lane. | ||
| I'm all over the place. | ||
| But with Ben Affleck... | ||
| Sam Harris? | ||
| You've never seen it? | ||
| No. | ||
| It's hilarious because Affleck doesn't know what to do, so he goes full social justice warrior and starts calling Sam Harris a racist and saying it's gross. | ||
| You're so gross. | ||
| It's so racist. | ||
| He has no idea what he's doing. | ||
| And then Sam Harris is like super calm. | ||
| He's the problem. | ||
| You can't yell and argue with Harris because he will never go there. | ||
| It makes you look super amateur. | ||
| Especially when he starts spouting out facts and explaining. | ||
| We're talking about an ideology. | ||
| Did Ben Affleck go on there to debate him? | ||
| I think what it was is he was getting ready for Batman. | ||
| This is my personal belief. | ||
| It has no basis in fact, and it's just pure speculation. | ||
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Bro, science. | |
| I think he was on steroids. | ||
| I think he was on steroids getting ready for Batman. | ||
| He got jacked for Batman. | ||
| He got jacked. | ||
| And I think when you get jacked like that, you get a little fucking testy! | ||
| You racist! | ||
| He had no data. | ||
| Just, fuck you, bro! | ||
| Well, he tried to sling a little data. | ||
| With Sam Harris? | ||
| And he just got run over. | ||
| Oh my god, what are you thinking? | ||
| He just got run over. | ||
| And everybody was super mad at him afterwards. | ||
| Really? | ||
| It was like, oh yeah, online, they got torn apart. | ||
| They just handled it very poorly. | ||
| See, I don't get the hate, well obviously he fucked up there, but I don't get the hate with Ben Affleck. | ||
| He makes good movies. | ||
| Geely, alright, you fucked up. | ||
| Because people see that and they go, ooh, that's the real you. | ||
| Well that's him, but is it the real you? | ||
| Or is that him Bruce Wayne on steroids? | ||
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Could be. | |
| I would think that. | ||
| I've never seen him behave like that before, and he definitely got jacked for that movie. | ||
| And when you're 45 years old or whatever he is, you just don't get jacked like that. | ||
| No, you don't put it on muscle like that. | ||
| That's not normal. | ||
| It's not normal. | ||
| Unless you're on some radical supplements. | ||
| Which, if Hollywood called me and was like, okay, why don't you be Bruce Wayne, I'm going to get on that Gotham City cycle. | ||
| I'm going to get on some of that Clembutrol to lower my body fat. | ||
| Oh, I'm calling. | ||
| Get all fucking Anivard up. | ||
| Oh, release the hounds. | ||
| They won't even need a mask. | ||
| It's just going to be fucking legit. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| He gained 20 pounds, 228 pounds total, got down to 7.9% body fat. | ||
| Ben Affleck's trainer, Walter Norton Jr., talks about Ben Affleck's body during the days filming The Town. | ||
| He lost 12 pounds for the town. | ||
| He was stronger in every lift. | ||
| Hey, Walter Norton Jr., how about you tell us the cycle he's on? | ||
| Cut the bullshit. | ||
| Tell me the truth about testosterone. | ||
| Is there a photo of him with his shirt off at 7.9% body fat? | ||
| Because I think I'm calling bullshit on that. | ||
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Me too. | |
| You know how low that is? | ||
| It's very low. | ||
| He never got that ripped. | ||
| He wasn't even as ripped as the last Batman. | ||
| Christian Bale? | ||
| Yeah, Christian Bale's more ripped. | ||
| Christian Bale's like a coat hanger, though. | ||
| He's real thin. | ||
| No, he got jacked. | ||
|
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He's huge. | |
| He's always thin. | ||
| I know what you're saying. | ||
|
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Low body fat. | |
| He's an ectomorph. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't think he's an ectomorph. | ||
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You don't think so? | |
| I think he's a mesomorph. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Well, let's look at him. | ||
| We'll look at him next, but I think you're wrong on that. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Let's... | ||
| You see, you got a good picture? | ||
| Pull it up so we can see. | ||
| I mean, there's... | ||
| Show us. | ||
| What do we got here? | ||
| No, that's not good. | ||
| Shirtless. | ||
| Is that him in a tank top? | ||
| That him right there? | ||
| He's fucking jacked. | ||
| There's one right there. | ||
| That's The Rock. | ||
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Oh, that's The Rock's body. | |
| That's The Rock. | ||
| Oh, that's fake. | ||
| Yeah, that's The Rock's tattoos. | ||
| We'll go up to the one right there. | ||
| That's not him either. | ||
| That's Superman. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| Goddamn Superman. | ||
| Oh, here he is. | ||
| Superman's jacked. | ||
| Ben Affleck is kinda sorta jacked. | ||
| Ben Affleck's shirtless. | ||
| That's Ben Affleck fucking dad mode, though. | ||
| That's not him shirtless. | ||
| What's that right there? | ||
| That's still Superman. | ||
| That's Wolverine. | ||
| There he is right there. | ||
| Let me see. | ||
| Don't know when that was. | ||
| I'm not buying it. | ||
| No. | ||
| Not buying it. | ||
| I don't give a fuck if that was ten years ago. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Let me stop this right now. | ||
| That is so not 7.9% body fat. | ||
| Go back to those pictures of him right there. | ||
| That is not even remotely 7. That's not even teens. | ||
| That's more like 20. Yeah. | ||
| This is an Argo. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Different movie. | ||
| Good movie. | ||
| Upper right-hand corner. | ||
| Upper right-hand corner. | ||
| No, that's not him, son. | ||
| That's the wolf from True Blood. | ||
| Jacked. | ||
| Joe Manganiello. | ||
| Why are they lying here? | ||
| Ben Affleck is ripped, sexy. | ||
| No, Chris Pratt got jacked. | ||
| I don't know if that's real. | ||
| That's him right there. | ||
| Ben Affleck? | ||
| That's Chris Pratt. | ||
| See, that's not really that jacked. | ||
| There was a scene of him in... | ||
| That's how he used to be. | ||
| He used to be fat. | ||
| I mean, he looks pretty good. | ||
| Yeah, but that's not like The Rock jacked. | ||
| Jesus Christ, Joe. | ||
| The Rock? | ||
| That's the level... | ||
| Okay, that's fake. | ||
| All these are fake pictures. | ||
| Who's that guy? | ||
| That's American. | ||
| Is that him in Batman? | ||
| That's a suit, though. | ||
| He has a suit, son. | ||
| He's got a bullshit suit on. | ||
| Oh, go to homeboy there. | ||
| Gyllenhaal? | ||
| Yes, Jake Gyllenhaal. | ||
| Oh, yeah, he did get jacked. | ||
| You know who else got... | ||
| Is that really Jake Gyllenhaal right there? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Goddamn homeboy. | ||
| See, that would be 7% body fat. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's what it looks like. | ||
| That's what 7% looks like. | ||
| Go back to him. | ||
| Now you're going to gay porn, Jamie. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| I'm just seeing who it is. | ||
| I'm just seeing who it is. | ||
| Could have been Affleck or something. | ||
| See if it's a guy I jerk off to. | ||
| No, he's fucking super jacked. | ||
| That's like 7% there. | ||
| 7% is so unheard of. | ||
| That looks like a guy who's fighting in the UFC right now. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jake Gyllenhaal is one of my faves. | ||
| Yeah, see, that's the kind of dedication that I don't Dude, I don't know if you can get down to that. | ||
| Good Will Hunting, you did. | ||
| Never saw that. | ||
| I've never seen that. | ||
| That's some shit. | ||
| Now, go to Christian Bale. | ||
| See? | ||
| Much more jacked. | ||
| There's some good pictures of Christian Bale jacked. | ||
| Type in Christian Bale jacked. | ||
| That's pretty good right there. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, he just looked more like a guy who could really fuck you up than I feel like Ben Affleck looks. | ||
| True. | ||
| No disrespect, man. | ||
| No disrespect. | ||
| Like right there, upper left-hand corner. | ||
| Oh, Ryan Reynolds, first team all body. | ||
| He's pretty fucking jacked right there. | ||
| Yeah, he is. | ||
| I mean, that looks like a real Batman. | ||
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Right. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| That's The Machinist. | ||
| That was like one of the worst movies he ever did in terms of like the reception it got. | ||
| How many people watched it? | ||
| It wasn't bad. | ||
| It was really weird. | ||
| But the difference between being the skinny guy on the right hand side, which was like him dying. | ||
| I mean, he essentially starved himself almost to death. | ||
| And then a few months later, he's the guy on the left. | ||
| That's him in the movie. | ||
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What the fuck? | |
| Yeah, he played a guy with narcolepsy that couldn't sleep and didn't eat. | ||
| Look how skinny he got, man. | ||
| How good of an actor is that fucking dude? | ||
| I don't know if that's acting. | ||
| That's just being a psycho. | ||
| That's dedication to your craft. | ||
| Your craft is starving to death. | ||
| You're really good at it. | ||
| I mean, the mental willpower? | ||
| Oh yeah, for sure. | ||
| But it's really bad for your body. | ||
| And it's not good enough of a movie. | ||
| Dude, I'll tell you who got jacked was Ryan Reynolds. | ||
| Oh, he's jacked. | ||
| For Blade 2. First T-ball body. | ||
| Oh yeah, that's right. | ||
| Yeah, he jacked. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But why wouldn't you do that? | ||
| If you're playing a fake character, I don't get why you wouldn't do a nice cycle. | ||
| Oh yeah, for sure. | ||
| Or you do the... | ||
| Yeah, he was jacked. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Or you do the Gerard thing. | ||
| What's that guy's name from 300? | ||
| Gerard Butler? | ||
| Yeah, they just CGI the fuck out of you. | ||
| I heard a hilarious story with that. | ||
| Where on 300, you know, they're making the movie and everyone's doing CrossFit nonstop doing the Spartan workouts and Butler's not showing up. | ||
| And they're like, what the fuck, man? | ||
| He's like, I'm not doing this. | ||
| I don't want to do that. | ||
| He goes, just tell me when I have to be ready. | ||
| I will be ready by any means necessary. | ||
| Like, really? | ||
| He's like, I got this. | ||
| And then didn't do what everyone else did and came fucking... | ||
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Spartan, Spartan, Spartan, Spartan. | |
| Killed it. | ||
| Is that really what his body actually looked like? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| But now he's fucking bitches, and they're like, what the fuck? | ||
| He was super jacked, and then he let himself go. | ||
| Wow, it's hard to maintain that fucking thing. | ||
| Yeah, you can't maintain that. | ||
| How much is what he really looked like? | ||
| Oh, go upper left-hand corner. | ||
| Yeah, what's that? | ||
| Okay, that's more realistic. | ||
| No, there's even a better one. | ||
| Oh, look at that one. | ||
| Set of tits on him. | ||
| Let himself go. | ||
| Imagine if you're a girl and you think you're fucking 300 and you get to like, God damn! | ||
| 300 pounds? | ||
| And you feel that gut resting on the top of your ass while he banged you from behind. | ||
| Like this here. | ||
| Hold up, girl. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| What up with the Spartan life? | ||
| Hoist that fucker up. | ||
| It's a movie, bitch. | ||
| Drop it down there. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| You go halfway limp because you're doing coke all night. | ||
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Woo! | |
| Just the worst night of your life. | ||
| What you gonna do when they come for you? | ||
| Brett and Sean, we gotta get out of here and get another podcast. | ||
| We do. | ||
| That was fun, man. | ||
| Just flew by. | ||
| That was three hours, man. | ||
| Was it three hours? | ||
| Fucking flew by. | ||
| Goddamn, it was awesome. | ||
| We talked some Mayweather. | ||
| We definitely talked some Mayweather-McGregor. | ||
| We probably made some MMA sites some awesome headlines. | ||
| Do you have any prediction on it? | ||
| Just, you can't... | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| In your heart of hearts? | ||
| This is what I like. | ||
| I like shocking results. | ||
| A shocking result is Mayweather comes out there, underestimates Conor McGregor, and Conor puts him at the fucking end of the rainbow. | ||
| I love that. | ||
| He's dancing with the leprechauns in a pot of gold. | ||
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How did I get here? | |
| Because he's in fucking dreamland because he face planted. | ||
| That's the exciting result. | ||
| The exciting result is Conor McGregor becomes the greatest athlete the world has ever known and the most famous guy of all time and MMA wins. | ||
| I agree with you. | ||
| Love it, man. | ||
| Love you. | ||
| That was awesome. | ||
| You're the best, man. | ||
| You're the best! | ||
| How can I be the best when you're the best? |
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