May 28, 2017 - The Joe Rogan Experience
03:29:59
Participants
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| I like these two. | ||
| Five, four, three, two, uno. | ||
| Yes! | ||
|
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Hey, everybody. | |
| I'm still out of breath. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Brendan Schaub and Brian Callan were engaged in some shenanigans when I got here. | ||
| Sunday Rough House. | ||
| Sunday Rough House. | ||
| I was trying to chill. | ||
| I was poking the bear. | ||
| I had too much coffee, and I got into his face, and then he decided to chase me. | ||
|
unidentified
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Oh, yeah. | |
| I'll be on my Instagram story if you want to watch a couple tap outs. | ||
| Yeah, that was not right. | ||
| You had a tap? | ||
| Well, I got a fucking huge rug burn on my fucking forehead now. | ||
| That's what I'm proud of. | ||
| Well, that's what happens. | ||
| What kind of shit fucking production is this? | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Who's running the cameras over there in England? | ||
| They showed Niner in the background. | ||
| They're lifting up the fucking curtain that's covering the monitors. | ||
| Whoever did that sucks. | ||
| This is what happens. | ||
| And the UFC got rid of all the old guys. | ||
| Now you got new guys over there in England, too. | ||
| Or wherever the fuck they are. | ||
| Stockholm. | ||
| So Eddie Bravo can't be here, folks, because he's on the other side of the world. | ||
| The flat world for him. | ||
| That shit is ironic. | ||
| The flat world. | ||
| The flat world. | ||
| Where is he right now? | ||
| I don't think he necessarily says the earth is flat. | ||
| He's never necessarily said it. | ||
| He just says things like, I don't know. | ||
| Bro, take a look at it. | ||
| When you look into it. | ||
| I'm not saying it's round. | ||
| I'm not saying it's flat. | ||
| What's amazing though is the angry flat earth people when you even post something like that. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| They get so mad. | ||
| But don't you think you're being trolled for the most part? | ||
|
unidentified
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No. | |
| No. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I think people are that fucking stupid. | ||
| I think there's a bunch of meth babies out there. | ||
| I think there's a bunch of dummies who were eating nothing but sugar and they had kids and these kids are stupid as fuck. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| It might be true. | ||
|
unidentified
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It's fair. | |
| I think there's like a few trolling, but in general, the mass of those morons, they believe it. | ||
| Well, a lot of people just don't have any idea of any kind of tradition of where we came to these conclusions. | ||
| So they think that history is starting right now with them. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| There's a lot of laziness. | ||
| And there's also a lot of confirmation bias. | ||
| They have these ideas in their head and they don't look into them. | ||
| They're just not interested in really getting into it. | ||
| Well, you know, listening to that debate with Michael Shermer and Randall Carlson and Graham Hancock, if you listen to scientists and smart people, they're very careful about... | ||
| What they say because they get called out on it sure you know what I mean and yeah Arriving at real conclusions is something they tend to avoid. | ||
| They'll just have these big discussions and kind of Approximate what probably happened. | ||
| Yeah, and even in that discussion you got to see people that got into trouble for saying something Didn't happen and so that as Randall started unveiling more evidence and Graham started unveiling more evidence It was one of those things where everybody kind of had to back up and go. | ||
| Okay, okay Well, you can't say it didn't happen because of all this stuff that we know did happen now. | ||
| And so it's very complicated when you start saying you know things. | ||
| And when you know almost nothing about science and space and astrophysics and all the different shit that you need to know to understand satellites and... | ||
| Ice walls, all this shit. | ||
| How about the way our mind works? | ||
| Like Tobolsky, what's his name? | ||
| I just listened to your podcast. | ||
| So I listened to a couple of his lectures back in the day on TED.com. | ||
| Like when he was talking about all the variables that lend themselves to how your brain works and who you are. | ||
| Good luck getting to a conclusion. | ||
| He's a staunch determinism believer. | ||
| I shouldn't say a believer because he's a scientist. | ||
| What he's trying to establish with people is that there's so many variables that go into you being you. | ||
| Biological variables. | ||
| Variables, genetic variables, variables in terms of like what genes are turned on by stress when your mother has you in the womb. | ||
| Yeah, there's so much shit that goes into you being a person. | ||
| And so, you know, what he's saying is like when we look back on today and we look back at people being punished for certain things that they did and being imprisoned, we're going to think it's absolutely barbaric. | ||
| He's like when real neurologists Firmly established the actual science behind human behavior. | ||
| Meaning that we don't really have free will. | ||
| Our behavior is dictated by our biology and our machinery, right? | ||
| Yeah, I mean there's gotta be some will, right? | ||
| Because like, why else are there inspirational memes that strippers put on their Instagram page? | ||
|
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There's gotta be some reason why they're trying to rise above. | |
| They're trying. | ||
| And you can get inspired, right? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But you see, this is where the free will argument kind of hits a bump in the road. | ||
| Because you can get inspired by shit. | ||
| And when you do get inspired by shit, it can improve your life. | ||
| For how long, though, right? | ||
| Yeah, well, it depends. | ||
| It makes some changes. | ||
| What's that old expression is that inspiration is like bathing, it's effective, but you need to do it daily? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or how about the fact that punishment... | ||
| It's the first time I've ever heard that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Gotta read a little bit every now and then. | ||
|
unidentified
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Yeah. | |
| Punishment doesn't... | ||
| I mean, that's some old school shit, man. | ||
| I just found my tattoo. | ||
| I'm getting that as a tattoo. | ||
| You should. | ||
| On your dick. | ||
| On my dong. | ||
| That's a bold move. | ||
| Guys tattoo their dicks. | ||
|
unidentified
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I'll do it. | |
| I'll do it for attention. | ||
| Never. | ||
| What would you do? | ||
| Would you tattoo your dick black? | ||
| Just all black. | ||
| Just a black band. | ||
| Half black. | ||
| You know how some people do that? | ||
| They get their whole arm black. | ||
| That's a weird move. | ||
| I thought it was because they messed up and they're like, I better just cover everything and go black. | ||
| But no. | ||
| For some people, they do do it for that. | ||
| And some people do it because they just want their whole arm to be black. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Some people, bands can look good, and then there are people that just get random shit, like a Cadillac. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Or a doll. | ||
| Well, how about Travis Barker? | ||
| He's got everything. | ||
| You name it, he's got it. | ||
| He's like, oh yeah, I got that tattoo. | ||
| Just a doodle pad. | ||
| He's got a tattoo, a Cadillac tattoo on his neck. | ||
| Cadillac sign on his throat. | ||
| He has a guy, I think he's a guy's cartoon, or I forget the guy's name, but he'll have two of them work on him at the same time. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Both on his back, just doing work. | ||
| Dude's like that, like, run out of canvas. | ||
| Like, he's kind of running out of canvas. | ||
| Yeah, that stains his face. | ||
| I didn't know his whole head is done. | ||
|
unidentified
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Jesus. | |
| Top of his whole head is done. | ||
| But a lot, I mean, he's had a lot of those tattoos, but remember he got in that plane crash and he had, like, third degree burns all over his body? | ||
|
unidentified
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Oh, yeah. | |
| So I remember he got a lot of them after that. | ||
|
unidentified
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Wow. | |
| Yeah, he covered kind of that bullshit. | ||
| Yeah, that was a fucking crazy story. | ||
| Insane, man. | ||
| He survives with that guy, DJ AM, and then the guy kills himself afterwards. | ||
| Well, he was really fucked up, right? | ||
| Drugs, yeah. | ||
|
unidentified
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Drugs. | |
| But he was a little fine before then, and then goes to the hospital, and then, you know, you're on the medication, then you relapse. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I know a woman who... | ||
| Got injured like that and then she was, they put her on morphine and she has to basically battle a morphine addiction the rest of her life. | ||
| You know, she said, I will always be addicted to opiates. | ||
| I'll always want heroin. | ||
| Well, you don't have to be, but yeah. | ||
| Well, no, I'm saying she's got that urge all the time, you know? | ||
| Well, you got that urge when you had your nose fixed, right? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Out of issue. | ||
| But, you know. | ||
| What's it like? | ||
| You just want them all the time. | ||
| Like, what is it like when you say you want them? | ||
| Like, what's the feeling? | ||
| Like, the same feeling as, like, if you crave something, like, you're constantly craving it. | ||
| Like, I'm good right now. | ||
| I'd be so much better if I had an Oxycontin, you know? | ||
|
unidentified
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Wow. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Like this. | ||
| Or we'd be going out, like, it's going to be fun. | ||
| It'd be so much fun if I just had one Oxycontin, though. | ||
|
unidentified
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Wow. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| And then you just start doing this, you know, like, damn, I'm doing this for everything. | ||
| You were just Oxy-ing up. | ||
| Non-stop. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And they're so easy to get. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| So no one ever questioned you when you wanted to get a refill or anything like that? | ||
| No, because the doctor was like, hey, I'm hip, I'm cool, here's like 300. You know, like a shitload of them. | ||
| He liked you because you were a UFC guy? | ||
| Yeah, we were boys, yeah. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| A friend of mine to this day, yeah. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Did you ever tell him, hey, fuckface, you kind of turned me into an addict. | ||
| No, I kind of blame myself. | ||
| Yeah, well, that's good. | ||
| That's healthy of you. | ||
| Well, that was like Smashing Machine when they went to do that. | ||
| That thing on Mark Kerr. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| They didn't expect... | ||
| I know the guys who made it. | ||
| They didn't know it was going to take that turn. | ||
| Well, they went to get him, like, right when the water went over the top. | ||
| Like, right when he crested over the top. | ||
| That's the documentary on Mark Kerr? | ||
| I've never seen it. | ||
| It's really good. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| It's really good. | ||
| Because they went to document the greatest fighter on Earth. | ||
| Because Kerr was this just juice machine. | ||
| How long ago was this made? | ||
| Shit, man. | ||
| Early 2000s? | ||
| Yeah, that makes sense. | ||
| So Mark wrestled at 188. That makes sense. | ||
| I think it might have been, because I remember you and I... Talking to him in 1997, and he was 260. He had just kneed that Ranger in the face. | ||
| Yeah, Ranger Stott. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And then I said, you wrestled at 188? | ||
| He said, yeah. | ||
| I said, what do you weigh now? | ||
| He goes, 260. Put a little Miracle-Gro in my cereal every morning. | ||
| And I was like, God damn. | ||
| Steroids look good on him. | ||
| Steroids look very good on him. | ||
| Oh, they looked amazing on him. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| He's gay, too, or no? | ||
| Is that an accusation? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I hope so. | ||
| All I know is I hope so. | ||
| A wonderful man. | ||
| A really nice man. | ||
| I hope he's gay. | ||
| What's going on here? | ||
| So who are these gentlemen? | ||
| The guy with the writing on his arm. | ||
| Herman. | ||
|
unidentified
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430 right now. | |
| Hermanson. | ||
| Hermanson and Nicholson. | ||
| And the 428, 427, 426, 425 in round one if you want to sync up. | ||
| You look at the fighters on this card and it's a fucking good luck with this spelling bee. | ||
| Look at them back then. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
|
unidentified
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God. | |
| Look at those delts. | ||
| Those delts. | ||
| It was so big. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| He was so bad. | ||
| And he'd wear American flag shorts that were just amazing. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| They called him the specimen, right? | ||
| Well, they started out calling him the specimen, then they started calling him the smashing machine. | ||
| When he fought... | ||
| I forget who he fought. | ||
| Dan Bobish. | ||
| Dan Bobish. | ||
| He got Dan Bobish down, and he submitted him by shoving his chin in his eyeball. | ||
| He put his chin in his eye socket and just grabbed the back of his neck and just fucking forced his chin into his eyeball. | ||
| Is that the biggest meathead move of all time? | ||
| All time. | ||
| It's up there. | ||
| It's a great meathead move. | ||
| I feel like you could do that bit of a move. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| No, it's a move for sure. | ||
| It's some meathead shit, but it's a move. | ||
| I mean, is it more of a meathead move than the can opener? | ||
| Because he submitted a guy with a can opener, too. | ||
| I feel like the can opener is a little more technical. | ||
| He jacks some dude's neck with a can opener. | ||
| How is it more technical? | ||
| You're just pulling on a guy's head. | ||
| Yeah, but you've got to get there in position. | ||
| I mean, if you're just staring like, fuck it, chin to eyeball? | ||
| Chin to eyeball. | ||
| There's no technique like my son would do that right now. | ||
| That's actually more technical than a can opener. | ||
| Is it or is it more barbaric? | ||
| It's more barbaric, for sure. | ||
| But, I mean, I guess that would be, well, this fight's over. | ||
| I guess this dude got Jack Mahamard. | ||
| Jack Mahamard. | ||
| I guess the big issue with 12 to 6 eyeballs would be if a guy was down and you eyeballed them right into the eyeball. | ||
| Yeah, this is more like a steamroll approach where it's just real slow pressure. | ||
| Just smush. | ||
| It bothers me that I can't do that to a man. | ||
| What are we looking at up there, Jamie? | ||
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unidentified
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Oh, sorry. | |
| I thought you were showing us something. | ||
| I'm going to work on that technique. | ||
| You couldn't do that to a man? | ||
| Is that what you're saying? | ||
| I mean, you know, I just... | ||
| You kind of could. | ||
| A smaller guy could be. | ||
| I'm fresh off my wound. | ||
| My head still hurts from you fucking hurting me. | ||
| If you got Josh Martin on the ground and stuck your chin in his eyeball, I think you could submit him. | ||
| Yeah, there are guys I could do that to. | ||
| I don't know who that is. | ||
| I don't either, but I'll say yes. | ||
| He's a comedian. | ||
| Yeah, there are certain comedians I could do that to. | ||
| Yeah, I feel like you could do that. | ||
| It's all a pecking order, isn't it? | ||
| Jay Davis might give you a hard time. | ||
| Remember when Valentin's Overeem's brother, remember when he got the can opener on Ray Seffo? | ||
| You remember that? | ||
| Yeah, super old school. | ||
| Did he submit it with that? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I'm pretty sure it was out of sight control. | ||
| Valentin Overeem submitted Randy Couture with a guillotine. | ||
| Old school, man. | ||
| Old school. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He just didn't have it like the Reem. | ||
| No. | ||
| Well, he would fall apart when the bombs started dropping. | ||
| When the going got tough, he's like, you know what, fuck this. | ||
| Check, please. | ||
| Check, please. | ||
| When you're Ray Sifo, who didn't, he was more of a striker, wasn't he? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| To say the least. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So for him, I guess, getting caught in a can opener just as a function of just, like, you wouldn't get a high-level jiu-jitsu guy in a can opener, would you, or would you? | ||
| I mean, there's some situations, but I highly doubt it. | ||
| I mean, maybe a super gorilla like Mark Kerr could get a good black belt in one if, like, he just could, the guy just could not get out. | ||
| If it's exhausting. | ||
| Yeah, and if Mark gets a hold of your neck, like, he's just going to rip your ligaments apart. | ||
| Your tendons and ligament. | ||
| Back then, he was so gorilla strong. | ||
| I mean, it didn't even make any sense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He was so stupid strong. | ||
| And you're not used to it. | ||
| Like, if it caught you off guard, like I had Ron Waterman literally take my face and smash it between his tits. | ||
| And I had to tap out. | ||
| Do you know how big Ron Waterman is? | ||
| He's huge. | ||
| He's all tan. | ||
| Literally took his titties. | ||
| When was this? | ||
| Smashed my face. | ||
| When Crow Cop fucked him up. | ||
| Soccer kicked him in the face. | ||
| Yeah, that was one of the first, like, Crow Cop becoming Crow Cop fights. | ||
| When Crow Cop started learning takedown defense, motherfuckers got terrified. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| I basically titty-fucked him with my nose and I tapped out. | ||
|
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Oh, no. | |
| Do you know what's funny is when you see... | ||
|
unidentified
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That's what happened. | |
| It was so embarrassing, and Shane goes, Shane Carman, it's just three of us in the room, and Shane Carman goes, damn. | ||
| Damn, man. | ||
| And I go, have you ever tapped that? | ||
| He goes, uh-uh, not like that. | ||
| You're looking for some kind of camaraderie? | ||
| And there was just dead silence, and I was just this pussy of the day. | ||
| Maybe come back next week. | ||
| Do you know what's funny is when guys who've never had any combat experience, especially with wrestling, get caught up with a guy who has experience. | ||
| Dove had never had any wrestling, and he grabbed onto Mayhem Miller. | ||
|
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Oh, Jesus. | |
| And Jason was kind of showing him. | ||
| We're all on a wood floor. | ||
| And Jason started showing him just a couple of things where Dove was grabbing him. | ||
| And Dove was so kind of... | ||
| And he's boxed, so he knows the difference with striking. | ||
| But he called me up the next day, and he said... | ||
| It's very difficult for me to get my head around this. | ||
| I said, what? | ||
| He said, to be that dominated by another man that easily, and to realize that I could just be... | ||
| Does Dove have a mirror in his house? | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Does he ever take off his clothes and look in the mirror? | ||
|
unidentified
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No, no, no. | |
| He knows better. | ||
| He knows better, but he's not a bad boxer for an actor or a comedian. | ||
| He knows better. | ||
| Mayhem Miller, though. | ||
| Yeah, but they're... | ||
| Verdun Black Belt. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Does he ever look at his arms and be honest about what's going on, though? | ||
| Dove will punch you in the face. | ||
| Dove is a good boxer. | ||
| Good luck with that. | ||
| He spars a lot. | ||
| Good luck with that. | ||
| Dove is not a bad boxer for an actor. | ||
| Mayhem Miller, especially at his prime, Mayhem was a monster. | ||
| Mayhem was a bad motherfucker. | ||
| I really feel like Mayhem just took too much punishment in his career. | ||
| And I think he also has some obvious mental health issues and demons. | ||
| I think it's more than that, brother. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
unidentified
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Yeah. | |
| Rough, rough upbringing. | ||
| I just think, you know. | ||
| Yeah, I like Mayhem. | ||
|
unidentified
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He's such a good dude. | |
| We're talking about those factors, all those weird, you know, things you can't control. | ||
| I think all that accumulated on him. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Plus, brain trauma, maybe. | ||
| 100% brain trauma, man. | ||
| That Bisping fight was a motherfucker, dude. | ||
| Bisping beat the shit out of him. | ||
| It was before that. | ||
| Because going into that fight, I've never seen a Mayhem fight like that before he even took a punch. | ||
| I was like, what the fuck is he doing? | ||
| Well, that was a big fight for him because that was one of the first fights we had a lot to lose because he was on The Ultimate Fighter. | ||
| He was coaching against Bisping on The Ultimate Fighter. | ||
| Hey, man, see if you could pull up Mark Kerr submitting Dan Bobish with a chin to the eyeball. | ||
| I'd love to see that. | ||
| I was there for that one. | ||
| Were you? | ||
| Yeah, that was like 97. That was the early days of the UFC, and I remember thinking, oh, shit. | ||
| Do you remember that, dude? | ||
| When they would have it in a parking lot somewhere, and I would always come with you, and we'd just sit there, and it was just such a different thing. | ||
| Well, we were in Louisiana once. | ||
| You, me, and Ricky Rocket and Eddie Bravo. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Ricky Rocket was taking... | ||
| Ricky Rocket's a legit black belt under Machado's. | ||
| Legit black belt. | ||
| Like, rolls. | ||
| He's very good. | ||
| And I know you're a skeptical hippo face. | ||
| No, I'm good. | ||
| I'm listening. | ||
| But we were all in, like, Fox somewhere in Louisiana or some shit, right? | ||
| Where the hell were we? | ||
| Baton Rouge, maybe? | ||
| Baton Rouge, I think it was. | ||
| Something like that. | ||
| I remember just meeting you at the airport and just like, let's go! | ||
| And we just... | ||
| And I would just be walking around with these guys. | ||
| We were children. | ||
|
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Wrestlers. | |
| You guys were just fans at the time. | ||
| You weren't working at it. | ||
| I was working. | ||
| I was doing the post-fight interviews. | ||
| Joe and I one time... | ||
| God damn, son. | ||
| Oh, yeah, dude. | ||
| I've been 20 years in the game. | ||
| Dude, Joe and I... A fucking minute. | ||
| I remember you and I walking like little school boys. | ||
| Randy Couture was sitting there being interviewed. | ||
| I remember this so well. | ||
| And you and I kind of addled up. | ||
| We kind of like... | ||
| Stood at a little bit of a distance and just stared at him. | ||
| And of course, you know me. | ||
| I was like, look at his shoulders. | ||
| He doesn't look that big. | ||
| Look at his leg. | ||
| He had a bulb on his knees. | ||
| The leg isn't that big. | ||
| And we're just looking at what a badass he was. | ||
|
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This body forged his speakers on the air. | |
| You guys aren't around next weekend, are you, for this? | ||
| I am. | ||
| I leave Sunday night. | ||
| Sunday? | ||
|
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You're around Saturday night? | |
| I live right Sunday night for Australia. | ||
| So Saturday night, we could do a fight companion for this? | ||
| That's a big fucking card. | ||
| Max Holloway. | ||
| Oh, no, no, no. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'm going to be in... | ||
| What is that? | ||
| Because I'm going to be in Irvine June 8th. | ||
| Oh, I'll be here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Irvine June 8th, 9th, and 10th, everybody. | ||
| Come see me. | ||
| This is a legit fight. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Is it a legit fight? | ||
| Max Holloway has a legit chance. | ||
| I think Max wins. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, I like Max in this fight. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I don't like that. | ||
| You know, I don't know why he's not getting more respect. | ||
| I don't get it. | ||
|
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Max? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| He's a fucking killer. | ||
| I think he's getting a ton of respect. | ||
| You don't think Max gets a lot of respect? | ||
| Not like he should. | ||
| Or the press. | ||
| I like the fact that he's willing to fight him in fucking Rio, too, man. | ||
| Max doesn't care. | ||
| He doesn't give a fuck. | ||
| Talk about just an incredible champion, though, Aldo. | ||
| Well, you know what, man? | ||
| Aldo's legacy and his reign is always going to be tarnished by that 13 seconds against McGregor, which is so crazy. | ||
| Ain't that a bitch? | ||
| Because you take away that fight, and he's got one brutal war with Chad Mendes, where he got rocked and stunned, which is a tough fight. | ||
| Talking about part two? | ||
| Yeah, the second one. | ||
| Might be one of the best fights of all time. | ||
| Great fight. | ||
| And then those are like the only hard moments he's had inside the octagon, really, other than like maybe round five against Ricardo Lamas. | ||
| Remember Lamas had him down and was doing a little bit of ground and pound in the fifth round. | ||
| But that was like Aldo was too drained, making that weight. | ||
| But he's smaller now. | ||
| You know, he generally looks smaller. | ||
| He definitely chose to slim down because he had unbelievably brutal weight cuts early in his career. | ||
| He was just too big for the weight class. | ||
| And so he just chose to slim his body down. | ||
| Your boy Vitor fights Nate Marcard on that card. | ||
| And that's his last fight in the UFC. And then he says he's gonna go elsewhere. | ||
| Time for the return of TRT. I can't wait! | ||
| He's going to Japan, son. | ||
| And just... | ||
| Godzilla Vitor. | ||
| He's gonna go to Japan and fight super heavyweight. | ||
| He's gonna be like 240 again. | ||
| I celebrate that. | ||
| And just tapping everyone with his chin in the fucking eye. | ||
| You can't find the chin in the eyeball thing? | ||
| Damn it. | ||
| Can you find it? | ||
| Mark Kerr? | ||
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I think it was in UFC 14, which would be on Fight Pass, which I'm signing up for. | |
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| I'd like to see Vitor come back. | ||
| Juice to the gills? | ||
| Juice to the gills. | ||
| Him versus Crow Cop? | ||
| Heavyweight? | ||
| Rising? | ||
| Sign me up. | ||
| What's going on in Rising is like, it's all on the table. | ||
| You know, this is not, it's no funny business. | ||
| This is all on the table. | ||
| What's up, man? | ||
| Do what you gotta do. | ||
| Everything's good. | ||
| Just for recovery, bro. | ||
| Just working for recovery. | ||
| You need recovery. | ||
| It's important. | ||
| You need recovery. | ||
| You need yellow eyeballs. | ||
| Remember when Ben Johnson won the Olympics and his eyeballs were yellow because his liver was processing so much steroids? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Oh my god, I just, I don't know. | ||
|
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I don't know. | |
| The whites of his eyes were yellow. | ||
| What? | ||
| Really? | ||
| All yellow? | ||
| This was Ben Johnson this winter? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Goddamn X-Men. | ||
| Ben Johnson, the one who won the gold medal and was the first real publicly shamed steroid abuser. | ||
| Do you remember how fast he pulled away from Carl Lewis and everybody just, boom! | ||
| Well, do you remember what he looked like? | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Carl Lewis was on steroids, too. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| All of them were. | ||
| Ben Johns were just better. | ||
| He took it a little too much, though. | ||
| He took it to the top. | ||
| Looks like a Simpson. | ||
| I don't know what Carl Lewis was on, but I do know Carl Lewis tested positive for quite a few things. | ||
| When I started researching the history of doping, when I had Victor Conte on from the Balco scandal. | ||
| The ultimate snitch. | ||
| The ultimate super snitch. | ||
| He's the super snitch. | ||
| Of all time. | ||
| And then talking to Lance Armstrong and understanding, and then going into, I watched maybe five or six documentaries on drugs and sports. | ||
| You basically got your masters if you watch that many documentaries. | ||
| That's what I feel like. | ||
| I don't even think I got my college degree. | ||
| I'll watch three of them and be like, I got this. | ||
| I got a master's. | ||
| What I did take out of it was that, according to Victor Conte, all of the track and field athletes are dirty. | ||
| It's more prevalent in track and field than anything, right? | ||
| Weightlifting, track and field, 100%. | ||
| What he was saying essentially was that what Ben Johnson did was get caught. | ||
| But there was a lot of people that do it. | ||
| Not only were they doing it, but it was coordinated by coaches. | ||
| It was coordinated. | ||
| It was part of the game. | ||
| And I say this all the time, I think it's just part of professional sports. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| I'm not saying your favorite guy's doing it, But, you know, the odds are there's a lot of these guys that you see on TV are doing it. | ||
| Do you guys think that there's steroids in boxing? | ||
| Oh, for sure. | ||
| That's a serious question? | ||
| Dude, don't you understand that Shannon Briggs just got pulled out of his world title fight for testing positive? | ||
| But he's 45, so I get it. | ||
| He's 45. I'm not saying anybody's doing it, but I watched the Kell Brook-Earl Spence fight. | ||
| Great fight, by the way. | ||
| Amazing fight. | ||
| Amazing fighter. | ||
| Spence on it. | ||
| Athlete. | ||
| New world champion. | ||
| That's right, Doug. | ||
| That's right! | ||
| That was a tough fight for him, too, to go down there in his domain. | ||
| And he got kind of boxed up for the first few rounds. | ||
| I didn't have him win in those first few rounds. | ||
| When they brought up the scorecard, I'm like, God, I disagree. | ||
| I feel like Brooke is doing work. | ||
| Well, I agreed with, what's his face? | ||
| Steve Farwood. | ||
| Is that his name? | ||
| Steve Farhood? | ||
| Farwood? | ||
| I know what you're talking about. | ||
| He's the Harold Letterman of Showtime. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| A lot better, though. | ||
| You think he's a lot better? | ||
| I like him better, yeah. | ||
| Harold Letterman's like, All right, everybody! | ||
| Here we go! | ||
| You know, I'm like, Jesus Christ. | ||
| It's not a bad impression. | ||
| It's so intense. | ||
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That's actually pretty good. | |
| It's so intense. | ||
| That's a really good impression of him. | ||
| But that fight was great. | ||
| I had Kell Brook right in there. | ||
| Round seven, he was still doing work, I thought. | ||
| A round or two away, at least. | ||
| And then Spence just put it on him. | ||
| Those body shots were ruthless. | ||
| And his endurance is incredible. | ||
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Incredible. | |
| Hey, my favorite part is if you go back and listen carefully to the corners, they both have the same game plan. | ||
| All right, we've just got to get him past the tenth round, and then we're going to put it on him. | ||
| Then you go to the other corner, let's just get past the ten, and then it's all you, baby. | ||
| And they're both saying the same thing. | ||
| Well, Kell Brook thought that Spence was just not experienced enough and didn't have it because he'd been knocking everybody out. | ||
| He's only done ten rounders. | ||
| Yeah, and his corner felt like Kell Brook cut too much weight. | ||
| It's a real thing. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| So they were like, look, this guy fucking out of Golovkin at 160. Like, he's going to be struggling here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's interesting. | ||
| Very interesting stuff. | ||
| Amazing fight. | ||
| Ooh, Nordin Taleb. | ||
| Who's the boy fighting the man there? | ||
| That's a really... | ||
| Nordin Taleb is a badass fucking striker. | ||
| I do not know this gentleman, but he looks dangerous. | ||
| He looks fresh up the... | ||
| He looks like he's 18 years old. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| This is not the fight. | ||
| It's a different fight because that is not Dan Boba. | ||
|
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Look at the size of him! | |
| Jesus Christ! | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| He's so terrifying. | ||
| That's natural. | ||
|
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Dan Bobish is the guy to look at? | |
| Yeah, Dan Bobish. | ||
| I forget who that guy is. | ||
| That guy's a karate guy, though. | ||
| He's wearing a karate gi. | ||
| He fucked up. | ||
| Yeah, that guy got super smashed. | ||
| Jeez, this dude's jacked. | ||
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Is that, um... | |
| Moti Horenstein? | ||
| Ah, damn, how good is my fucking UFC memory? | ||
| That's legit. | ||
| This kid looks like... | ||
| I'll pull out Krav Maga guys from 1977. Have you seen this? | ||
| The 35-year-old fighting a 19-year-old here? | ||
| What's going on here? | ||
| It's two different weight classes. | ||
| Noreen Taleb is a beast, man. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Gotta check my head. | ||
| 35-year-old guy. | ||
| Tri-star guy. | ||
| You gotta check your head. | ||
| What are you doing to your head? | ||
| You're fine. | ||
| You look normal. | ||
| Why so worried? | ||
| Because he's an actor. | ||
| He's an actor. | ||
| Makes his living off his face. | ||
| Well, you don't have anything coming up, though. | ||
| Such an odd character, this Brian Cameron. | ||
| Strange bird. | ||
| Strange bird. | ||
| I deal with it every day. | ||
| He wants to fucking wrestle with you. | ||
| Jamie, you saw him. | ||
| I was just sitting down. | ||
| What is this Dove Davidoff talk? | ||
| Dove Davidoff is a tough guy. | ||
| He's a tough guy. | ||
| Like, what? | ||
| What the fuck are you saying? | ||
| Okay, so here's Dan Bobish, look. | ||
| So he gets on top of him. | ||
| Oh, fuck sea fighting. | ||
| Bobish was a tank, too. | ||
| A big ol' strongman lookin' dude. | ||
| So he gets on top of him, and watch what he does with his chin. | ||
| He's a bear. | ||
| He gets the chin. | ||
| I believe he pressed his face up against the cage. | ||
| He went for a head-on trying. | ||
| Yeah, now here it is, right here. | ||
| Right here. | ||
| Chin right to the eye socket! | ||
| Dude, you know how bad that would fucking hurt? | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Smush! | ||
| Ow! | ||
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Ow! | |
| And he's covering his eye! | ||
| Jesus fucking Christ! | ||
| Look at Big John McCarthy. | ||
| Yeah, that's where you want to quit. | ||
| That's a legit move. | ||
| I wonder if you can still do that. | ||
| The chin to the eyeball. | ||
| No one's ever said that, but no, you can't touch the eyes. | ||
| Yeah, but you're not touching it. | ||
| You're just holding onto his head. | ||
| You're sneaking the chin into the eye socket. | ||
| Recently? | ||
| What'd you say, Jamie? | ||
| There's another fight in a form that said it happened in two. | ||
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I don't remember the name. | |
| Interesting. | ||
| That'd be eye gouging, correct? | ||
| There was a fight recently. | ||
| With your chin. | ||
| Sort of, but isn't it eye gouging when you shove your knuckle in there? | ||
| Yeah, which is also illegal. | ||
| But when you punch someone... | ||
| But that's not intentional, is it? | ||
| Sure it is. | ||
| You're trying to punch him in the eyeball. | ||
| You're trying to punch him in the face. | ||
|
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Chris Haseman beat Elvis Sinisek? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Elvis is a black belt. | ||
| That was a while ago. | ||
| That's interesting because Elvis is a Machado black belt. | ||
| What's this commercial? | ||
| But by the time you're in that position, you're like, what the fuck is going on here? | ||
| Christopher Walken, what are you selling? | ||
| Five calories. | ||
| What was the fight recently in UFC where the guy was covering the other guy's mouth so he couldn't breathe? | ||
| That happens all the time. | ||
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What a brutal, brutal... | |
| All the time. | ||
| That's actually not... | ||
| I mean... | ||
| That's not that bad. | ||
| No. | ||
| BJ Penn used to do that all the time. | ||
| That's how he used to get guys to... | ||
| He would cover their mouth when he took their back and then they would try to stop that and then he would grab their arm with his leg. | ||
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Brilliant. | |
| And then he would choke them. | ||
| Dan Anderson, Anderson Silva. | ||
| Everybody did that. | ||
| It's a common move. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's pretty common. | ||
| You don't use it? | ||
| I tried doing it to Arlonski. | ||
| Does Dov Davidov use it? | ||
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Yes, Dov's a master. | |
| Who's doing it there? | ||
| Chris Haisman and Elvis Sinisek? | ||
| That's the shit that holds your sport back a little bit once there's no holds bar TV. Oh yeah, this is no gloves too. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Elvis might not even have been in a black belt back then. | ||
| He's tapping. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| He's tapping to the eyeball. | ||
| God. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Chris Haseman also had a fucking wicked front leg sidekick. | ||
| He's one of the first guys in MMA that figured out how to use a front leg sidekick. | ||
| Well, that guy just fucking poked us out and had a flat top, so he gets the win there. | ||
| That's Haseman. | ||
| Yeah, flat top Haseman. | ||
| Speaking of eyes, did Kell Brook break the same orbital? | ||
| No, different eye. | ||
| Different eye, yeah. | ||
| Dude, he's got titanium, I guess. | ||
| Is that the titanium from Triple G? Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he got poxed up. | ||
| God. | ||
| Maybe it's good to have two titanium eyes, and then you're fine. | ||
| Is the other one broken, too? | ||
| Did he break his left eye a little, too? | ||
| I feel like he did. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You had to take a knee. | ||
| Similar thing, yeah. | ||
| That was a bummer, man. | ||
| I mean, his eye was all flattened out, but he also could have been, like, really paranoid about it because of the triple G fight. | ||
| That's what I think. | ||
| Because he went through surgery. | ||
| He's like, look, I'm not losing my left eye. | ||
| As a fighter, that's in your mind. | ||
| It's always in your mind. | ||
| And, by the way, you don't know what kind of vision damage he suffered. | ||
| A guy like Bisping is tough as fuck. | ||
| He will tell you he's got bad vision in his right eye. | ||
| I mean, you won't hear someone commentate a fight or analyze a fight about Bisping, and he's also doing it with one and a half eyes. | ||
| It's well-known knowledge that he's suffering. | ||
| But what is the deal? | ||
| Because back in the day, if you had a detached retina or something, they wouldn't let you fight. | ||
| No, because he's got... | ||
| So I talked to him a little bit about it. | ||
| He's got oil. | ||
| Now, I don't want to fuck this up. | ||
| No, it's got oil in the retina. | ||
| So he can't really fix it yet. | ||
| Until he's done. | ||
| Yeah, because if he gets another shot, then it could do more damage. | ||
| And I don't know if they... | ||
| I think it kind of came out. | ||
| The thing with GSP, too, it's his medicals. | ||
| It has something to do with his eye. | ||
| It came out now. | ||
| It's out. | ||
| So what is that? | ||
| We talked about it. | ||
| He's got what's called a floater in his eye. | ||
| It's like a little bit of damage. | ||
| There's something going on with his eyeball. | ||
| And that was the holdup. | ||
| Everyone's like, oh, he's scared to fight. | ||
| I hate when people... | ||
| It's like, well... | ||
| The UFC knew about it. | ||
| Everybody knew about it, but they were hoping that they could fix it. | ||
| And I believe they gave some injections to his eye. | ||
| They tried to repair it. | ||
| It's not like threatening his vision. | ||
| It's not like a permanent issue. | ||
| It's a time issue. | ||
| Yeah, something that needs to heal. | ||
| This guy cut zero weight, and the other guy cut... | ||
| 30 pounds? | ||
| Yeah, no. | ||
| I don't know, but I like the way that guy's throwing his old-school karate sidekicks. | ||
| To warm up? | ||
| I like Mark as a ref. | ||
| How old is this kid? | ||
| Did they say? | ||
| I think they said he's 19. No, he's 25. 20 new? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Is he? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, you just said he's 19. He's bathing his face. | ||
| Fighting out of his hometown. | ||
| But I mean, I'm sorry, sir, but... | ||
| Excuse me? | ||
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It's the UFC, B. Alright, but what's going on? | |
| Who's the youngest guy to ever fight in the UFC? I want to say it's Dan Lozon. | ||
| I feel like it's Vitor Balfour. | ||
| I think Dan, no. | ||
| Vitor was 19? | ||
| Vitor was 19. I think Dan Lozon was 18. How old was Sage Northcutt? | ||
| 20. Nordin Taleb, the guy in the red shorts, is a badass striker. | ||
| Amazing striker. | ||
| Very fucking technical. | ||
| Freak. | ||
| Super freak. | ||
| Super technical. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Beautiful movement. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's elite. | ||
| Shit, this youngster ain't fucking around. | ||
| That's a back kick, guys. | ||
| It's a really bad back kick. | ||
| Tlaib laughed at it. | ||
| He's very karate-based, though. | ||
| You could tell. | ||
| But him throwing that kick. | ||
| You know, how old was Joe Lozon when he fought Jens Pulver on that short notice? | ||
| I'm going to say he was 20. He might have been the youngest I thought. | ||
| No, I don't think so. | ||
| Was he not? | ||
| I think he was 20. This young man's composed. | ||
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Oh. | |
| Oh. | ||
| They knocked out Jens Paul with a left hook, right? | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Look at that, and he's a huge underdog. | ||
| Yeah, huge. | ||
| God, Joe Lozon's still doing the damn thing, too. | ||
| He is. | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker, Joe Lozon. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Smart as shit, too. | ||
| Super smart guy. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, easily could have been, like, some IT tech guy. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, but he's a junkie for adrenaline. | ||
| He's a beast video game guy, too. | ||
| This guy's definitely a Taekwondo guy. | ||
| Say that guy's name, Nkant. | ||
| I don't think it's Taekwondo, man. | ||
| I think it's karate. | ||
| I could be wrong. | ||
| But you know the problem with saying it's Taekwondo versus karate is it really depends on who's teaching. | ||
| Oh, that's a wheel kick right there. | ||
| That looks like Taekwondo. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But a lot of Shotokan guys, they throw kicks that way, too. | ||
| Ooh, Nordin's chewing up that leg. | ||
| That hurt him, too. | ||
| That bothered him. | ||
| Boy, Nordin is a much bigger man. | ||
| Much bigger man. | ||
| I mean, he's definitely more muscular, but I don't think he's much bigger. | ||
| He looks like he's much heavier walking around, his frame. | ||
| He just looks like he probably walks around at 200 pounds, whereas this guy walks around at 170. Well, he also looks like a man, whereas the other kid looks very young. | ||
| Do they keep advertising that Logan movie? | ||
| That shit is so depressing. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| It's Wolverine with cancer, eking through life. | ||
| He's a limo driver. | ||
| I'm not interested. | ||
| Spoiler alert, he's a goddamn limo driver. | ||
| Stop, don't do this to me. | ||
| Well, I'm trying to help you guys out. | ||
| You don't want to see it. | ||
| Dude, a couple people told me that the Alien movie sucks, and I almost got my question. | ||
| Who told you that? | ||
| I will piss down their throat. | ||
| It's the best movie I've seen this year. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| I feel better about life right now. | ||
| I was so excited. | ||
| Me and you were crunk for that. | ||
| I'm so excited about it. | ||
| Dude, I'm a 15-month-old, so it's hard for me to see movies. | ||
| I got a babysitter. | ||
| I saw it open at night. | ||
| Standing ovation. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
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Bravo! | |
| That's what I want to hear. | ||
| Good movie. | ||
| That's what I want to hear. | ||
| I cheated on my Twizzlers. | ||
| This kid is trying to get the takedown here with a weird move. | ||
| That's when you know shit's going on with the Taekwondo guy's like, fuck it. | ||
| Who knows, man. | ||
| Maybe he's got a good ground game. | ||
| You remember Gunnar Nelson? | ||
| Ooh, that's a beautiful trip. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| That's a beautiful trip. | ||
| Good pass, too. | ||
| Very nice. | ||
| Good pass, side control. | ||
| Gunnar Nelson. | ||
| Gunnar Nelson has that crazy karate style. | ||
| Gunnar Nelson was some sort of a karate champion before he was into... | ||
| Yeah, world champion. | ||
| He's a very good striker. | ||
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Oh, he heard him. | |
| He heard Taleb. | ||
| What? | ||
| He heard him. | ||
| What? | ||
| This kid is composed. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| In-camp. | ||
| We need to change his name. | ||
| I told you guys not to sleep on this kid. | ||
| Talking about pretty boy in-camp? | ||
| Dude, this kid's built like Dove Davidoff. | ||
| That's exactly right. | ||
| Brian won't shut up about their bodies. | ||
| That's all I think about. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
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Shut up. | |
| Shut up, Brendan. | ||
| I have neurosis. | ||
| I have deep-seated neurosis. | ||
| I was breaking down your... | ||
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Oh! | |
| Can I watch that back kick? | ||
| That's not what we practiced. | ||
| Not what we trained on. | ||
| He really telegraphs that back kick. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Don't move that front foot. | ||
| Just turn your shoulders, man. | ||
| Oh! | ||
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Headbutt. | |
| Dude, you're running in there. | ||
| Careful now. | ||
| You should give him advice, B. I was breaking down you all on Whitaker and Brian goes, with those packs, you think? | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'm going to do this another time. | ||
| I wasn't wearing pants either. | ||
| Oh, this kid. | ||
| Oh, look at this fucking exchange. | ||
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Dude! | |
| Good exchange of knees here. | ||
| This day and age, you really don't get to the UFC unless you're fucking game game, man. | ||
| Like, anyone you see is going to be really, really tough. | ||
| The level's so much higher than it used to be. | ||
| You know what I'd be saying? | ||
| You know what I'd be saying right now? | ||
| I'd be going, you got 50 seconds! | ||
| That's what I'd be saying. | ||
| Control is posture! | ||
| Strong mission control here. | ||
| He wrapped that up real quick. | ||
| Hey, the kid definitely has ground. | ||
| The kid's really good on the ground. | ||
| Is that a rubber guard, gentlemen? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| He's also going for an arm bar here. | ||
| The arm's way, way too high. | ||
| Way too high. | ||
| Look at the control belt. | ||
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His posture control's ridiculous. | |
| You and I are going, it's out. | ||
| And Brian's like, Jesus, he's in trouble. | ||
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So close! | |
| Got my blue belt in 2000, guys. | ||
| The game's evolved. | ||
| Did you get your blue belt in 2000? | ||
| Sure did. | ||
| Enzo Gracie. | ||
| Legit Enzo Gracie blue belt. | ||
| Do you think they would let you have it now if you went back to class? | ||
| They keep wanting to give me my purple, just honorary. | ||
| Do you think they would say, listen, man, you've got to go back to white? | ||
| I would volunteer that. | ||
| Does that ever happen? | ||
| Does anybody ever get demoted? | ||
| Do you ever get a purple belt and then... | ||
| That happened to me when I first got to Gracie Academy. | ||
| They made me wear a white belt for a long time. | ||
| I got a brown belt from someone else. | ||
| I was in a white belt for a while. | ||
| Who'd you have a brown belt from? | ||
| Amal Easton. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| Amal Easton gave you a brown belt and the Gracies told you you have to wear a white belt? | ||
| That is insane. | ||
| Yo, it was just like for the first few weeks, just to see where my level was at. | ||
| But you're in a mall Easton brown belt. | ||
| That is very, very legit. | ||
| That's not like Freddie Mercury. | ||
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Some fucking dude in the Midwest. | |
| No, I'm not. | ||
| I'm the other Freddie Mercury. | ||
| We have the same mustache, but we don't have a lot in common. | ||
| I don't have AIDS. When I trained in Brazil, too, they made me wear a white belt. | ||
| What?! | ||
| I feel like that's so disrespectful. | ||
| You have a brown belt from, you should say, from who? | ||
| Molly Easton. | ||
| Oh, okay, come on in. | ||
| Yeah, Henzo Gracie black belt. | ||
| It's so tribal, though, and it's so, you know. | ||
| Yeah, but that's the same tribe. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a Henzo Gracie black belt. | ||
| I think it was more just like, I don't know, I had no issue with it. | ||
| I literally did not care, but I would tell guys if they didn't know who I was, I was like, I'm not a white belt. | ||
| I'm just, like, I know where you're going, I'm not a white belt, brother. | ||
| He's like, no. | ||
| I'm like, mm-mm. | ||
| Look at my fucking ears, man. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| But I mean, dude, that's just... | ||
| I don't understand that. | ||
| It was only for like two or three weeks. | ||
| Was this when you were in the UFC? Yeah. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Everyone... | ||
| I mean, it's like most people knew, you know? | ||
| Right. | ||
| It just doesn't make any sense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That seems really weird to me. | ||
| I went to that beginner's class and fucked them up. | ||
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No, I'm just kidding. | |
| We have a new guy today? | ||
| I tapped me ten yellow belts. | ||
| I don't like you doing your move. | ||
| I don't like you doing that somersault move on me. | ||
| It's annoying. | ||
| What was that thing you just did to me? | ||
| Somersault move? | ||
| Yeah, he just... | ||
| I went for a flying camera roll. | ||
| Yeah, flying camera roll. | ||
| And that's where I sustained my head injury. | ||
| He just got rocked. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
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Oh, Jesus. | |
| Great check left hook. | ||
| Boy, this kid's winging. | ||
| These guys are winning. | ||
| That's a great fight, man. | ||
| Brian Count, do you still have that Tesla? | ||
| Yes, I do, and I love it. | ||
| Is it broken down at all? | ||
| No, dude. | ||
| It's my favorite car. | ||
| I'll never have another car. | ||
| I'm a Tesla man. | ||
| Sam Harris' Tesla broke down twice on him. | ||
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What? | |
| Hey, I love hearing that. | ||
| Left him stranded. | ||
| I love hearing that. | ||
| Yeah, he had like a full charge, and it said, pull over immediately. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Your car is not safe to drive. | ||
| And he's like, what? | ||
| That's annoying. | ||
| My Tesla's impeccable. | ||
| I'll never have another one. | ||
| I'm a Tesla guy. | ||
| Just like I'm a front foot side kick guy, I'm a Tesla guy. | ||
| Front foot side kick guy. | ||
| Yeah, I mean only in street fighting. | ||
| Because it's sneaky. | ||
| I haven't even opened up on Brennan with my kicks yet. | ||
| You know, I want to get an older Porsche, man. | ||
| That's what I'm in the market for. | ||
| You were talking to me about it. | ||
| Don't you fuck with those Targas. | ||
| Unless you like a car that makes noise when you drive it. | ||
| You hear the wind whistling in. | ||
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You want that? | |
| Those things are shitty. | ||
| It's going to be fun, man. | ||
| This one's redone. | ||
| It has a bunch of new stuff on it. | ||
| Oh, you're going to get it. | ||
| Did I look at it? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Did I send that text from the dealer? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| What year is it? | ||
| It's 88. Did you drive it? | ||
| No. | ||
| They drive like shit. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| This one's new. | ||
| It's a bunch of modifications. | ||
| Oh yeah? | ||
| Yeah, a bunch of. | ||
| If Brennan has something in his head, if he starts talking about it, it isn't going to happen. | ||
| Not with these older cars. | ||
| I've looked at a few now. | ||
| It's just like a weekend driver. | ||
| What do you recommend for a Porsche if you want to get a used one, Brent? | ||
| Well, 78. There's some really good used Porsches. | ||
| Even the early models, they're really fun to drive, but you've got to know what you're getting into. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You don't want a lemon. | ||
| And those cars are really fickle. | ||
| Say if you're making a turn and you're on the gas, if you let up off the gas, they'll oversteer. | ||
| Like the back ass end of the car will come out on you. | ||
| It's a far cry from a new Porsche or something like that. | ||
| That 991 that you used to drive? | ||
| That is as modern as it gets. | ||
| I mean, those things are glued to the fucking road. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| But this one has some modifications. | ||
| It's going to be sick. | ||
| I like the old school vibe. | ||
| Dude, borrow my car for a day. | ||
| You'll throw that other car in the trash. | ||
| Your GT3? Yeah, you'll light that 1987 shitbox on fire. | ||
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Hey, bro! | |
| What if I get that thing? | ||
| You can't hate on it. | ||
| Show up at the dealership with one of those things that dad uses to start a fire. | ||
|
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Nah. | |
| You're gonna love it. | ||
| One of those Coleman grills. | ||
| Yeah, one of those things for camping. | ||
| Just squirt it all over the car and light it on fire. | ||
| Dude, I saw someone in a brand new GT3. It was Oh, the GG3RS? Yeah, they make them in purple. | ||
| It's fucking purple. | ||
| Those are dope cars, man. | ||
| This thing was nasty looking. | ||
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They're so dope. | |
| Oh my god, it was sick. | ||
| They finally make them with a manual transmission again. | ||
| Finally. | ||
| The 2007... | ||
| Nordeen Taleb, side control. | ||
| The 2017s, you could finally get them with a manual transmission. | ||
| A lot of people are complaining. | ||
| Well, Porsche was trying too hard to just get lap times, and people were pissed. | ||
| And they were complaining, like, what the fuck? | ||
| This is a GT3. How come it's a double clutch? | ||
| How come I can't get it with a manual transmission? | ||
| So finally, they released this thing, the 911R, which was essentially like a GT3 without the wing. | ||
| Good luck getting that thing. | ||
| Dude, people are selling them for like half a million dollars and more. | ||
| They only made how many? | ||
| A hundred or something? | ||
| I think 911. I think they made 911. You're right, yeah. | ||
| The white with the stripes? | ||
| Yeah, but now they're saying that this new GT3, the manual one that you can actually just buy, is actually better than the 911R. Because the reason, the automatics, the PDK, it's faster than humans. | ||
| Yeah, there's no way. | ||
| So the track time, we can't keep up with it. | ||
| What do you mean faster than humans? | ||
| Well, like shifting, stuff like that. | ||
| The computer does it. | ||
| The computer's going to put better track times. | ||
| And it's instantaneous. | ||
| It has two clutches. | ||
| So it has one clutch that's in, like, say if you're in first gear, there's one clutch that's in first gear. | ||
| The second clutch is already engaged into second gear. | ||
| So as you hit it, it's instantaneous, like... | ||
| So you don't have to shift it. | ||
| It takes shifting out of the game. | ||
| You can have it in automatic and it'll shift for itself, or you can have it in manual and you shift with the paddles, but you don't have to push the clutch in. | ||
| So you're not pushing your left leg in. | ||
| That kind of takes away from the driving. | ||
| The manual fun of the driving. | ||
| If you didn't get automatic, my Porsche had those PDKs. | ||
| It was lame. | ||
| That's the thing about computers and stuff where they take out the tactile enjoyment and the timing and the human timing and all that. | ||
| It kind of makes it not that much fun anymore, I would imagine. | ||
| With a car, it really makes a big difference. | ||
| Unless you're on a racetrack. | ||
| If you're on a racetrack and you're just trying to get zero to whatever, zero to 60 times and make sure that your lap times are quicker, then you want something that shifts instantaneously. | ||
| But those are also to put up numbers, because if the new Viper, the ACR, compared to the new Porsche, the lap times, they don't want to look bad. | ||
| So they're going to put their best foot forward. | ||
| Well, the problem with the Viper is the Viper is a standard. | ||
| It's a manual transmission, but it's so fucking fast. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| They bring that Viper ACR to every track, and they go, hey, we're here to break the new track record. | ||
| Get the fuck out of the way. | ||
| We have the most ridiculous car America has ever built. | ||
| It's got wings all over it. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Dude, whenever we talk about this, the same guy shoots me a DM. He's like, it's a picture of the Viper. | ||
| Here it is, man, for this price. | ||
| I'm like, God, it's like a little devil. | ||
| He's got one? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| So you're just drawn. | ||
| That is no lure to me. | ||
| You're drawn to a huge engine like that. | ||
| Yeah, Tesla's pissed me off. | ||
| Pull up Viper ACR. This is going to do nothing for Brian. | ||
| Listen, we're going to need this. | ||
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Which I don't get because you like masking stuff, B. I like masking stuff. | |
| But then you drive a Tesla. | ||
| You've never driven one. | ||
| That's the problem. | ||
| You drove the Tesla and you're like, ah, now finally I know what it's like to have a great car. | ||
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It's got kick to a car. | |
| It's got kick and no lag. | ||
| It doesn't even make sounds. | ||
| You fuckers don't understand about lag. | ||
| I don't settle for lag. | ||
| Lag? | ||
| Yeah, L-A-G. What lag? | ||
| It's a racing term. | ||
| I didn't know. | ||
| Look at this car, Brian Callum. | ||
| Look at this car. | ||
| Can you give him some volume? | ||
| Man, look at that. | ||
| Look at the aluminum on that bad boy. | ||
| And the vents. | ||
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It's got vents. | |
| It's probably carbon fiber. | ||
| This is a guy who knows nothing about cars. | ||
| It's got a V10. A V10! That's 600 and something horsepower. | ||
| Nipple clamps. | ||
| Can we get some volume on this? | ||
| There's no volume? | ||
| You don't need volume. | ||
| Don't need volume. | ||
| It's just music, dude. | ||
| Why do you want volume? | ||
| It's just music problem. | ||
| Because you want to hear the... | ||
| I prefer an Asylum Assassin. | ||
| I call my Tesla the Asylum Assassin. | ||
| That ain't the car for you, B. Oh, my God. | ||
| Dude, this car... | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| You have no idea what this is like, Brian. | ||
| It's got a giant fin. | ||
| Brian, you have no idea what this feels like. | ||
| It's a bullshit car. | ||
| To be in a car that has this kind of power would change your life. | ||
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No way. | |
| Oh, you don't understand. | ||
| If you drove that thing, it would change your life. | ||
| You'd get out of it, your hands would be sweaty, your balls would be tingling. | ||
| You'd have 13 times more testosterone than when you got into the car. | ||
| Nah, get that from deadlift, you fuckers. | ||
| Nah, it's science. | ||
| If you got in that car and then went and deadlifted, you'd be stronger. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| I'm not kidding. | ||
| That car's so American. | ||
| That's so American. | ||
| God, that American car. | ||
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That might as well have an eagle and look like a Trans Am. | |
| What's that going to cost me? | ||
| That's $150,000 probably. | ||
| Which is a good deal. | ||
| Which is a good deal for that type of car. | ||
| Tremendous deal. | ||
| You think of what the fuck that thing is. | ||
| It does look like an eagle. | ||
| Let's make a car look like an eagle. | ||
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It looks like a viper snake. | |
| No, it looks like a viper snake. | ||
| I think they're going to discontinue it. | ||
| I think this is the last year. | ||
| That's what I heard too, yeah. | ||
| Which bums me out, man. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| I like the fact they're making something like this. | ||
| They say it's so much better than the Corvette. | ||
| We got three minutes left in this fight, boys. | ||
| Well, the new Corvettes are pretty badass, but they say that once you drive this, you go, oh, the Corvette's trash. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| This is going to sound like a weird thing to say. | ||
| I feel a little bit like an asshole pulling up in that, though. | ||
| I feel like an asshole pulling up in my GT3. Nah. | ||
| But I do it. | ||
| We parked it out front, the comedy joints. | ||
| Is End Camp a... | ||
| Is he a... | ||
| Probably from Sweden. | ||
| Yeah, he's from Stockholm. | ||
| This is going to sound weird, but he's gotten bigger as the fights progressed. | ||
| I feel like he's just... | ||
| Somehow this rolls a return. | ||
| I feel like he looks like a Swedish Wonderboy Thompson. | ||
| Yes, he does. | ||
| I think all the blood that's in your dick is fucking with your vision. | ||
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Maybe. | |
| It might very well be. | ||
| What are you trying to say? | ||
| And why is Taleb's shorts have been hiked and they haven't come down? | ||
| Yeah, he wants to show you what's up. | ||
| It's an interesting look. | ||
| Well, you can get the different cuts, B, you know? | ||
| Well, you know that that's the thing that Muay Thai fighters do. | ||
| They always pull their shorts up. | ||
| Yeah, but that stayed up. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| It's almost like glued up. | ||
| It's a fat-ass quad, son. | ||
| Good leg kick there. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Tell you what, man. | ||
| End camp. | ||
| Did you hear the rumor they're trying to make Francis Gonneau JDS late summer? | ||
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Oh no. | |
| Oh no for who? | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| JDS. I thought they were trying to do Derrick Lewis if Derrick Lewis gets by Mark Hunt. | ||
| You can't kill off your two soaring young black bucks. | ||
| Derek Lewis is talking a bunch of shit about him. | ||
| He called him an African booty scratcher. | ||
| How hilarious is Derek Lewis? | ||
| Derek Lewis is one of my favorite UFC fighters. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| Not just because of his fighting style, but also because of his Instagram page. | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
| Derek Lewis has the best Instagram page of any fighter. | ||
| He goes hard in the paint. | ||
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When he beat Travis Brown, he went so hard in the paint. | |
| He went so hard. | ||
| He's coming after his girl. | ||
| He's hilarious, man. | ||
| He's a funny fucking dude, man. | ||
| I mean, you got some nerve talking shit to Francis the fucking Terminator. | ||
| He scares the shit out of me. | ||
| He's so big. | ||
| Too soaring. | ||
| He's Czech Congo with braids, though. | ||
| It's not too crazy. | ||
| I'm not sold on him yet. | ||
| He's Czech Congo with braids. | ||
| For me right now. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| Oh, you're on this bullshit hype train? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| He's on another level. | ||
| Who's he beat? | ||
| How? | ||
| Because he beat Orlowski? | ||
| It's not who he beats, how he beats him. | ||
| Knocks him out? | ||
| Dude, he's so big. | ||
| You don't understand, like, Czech Congo was a bad motherfucker in his day, but Czech Congo wasn't starching people the way Gano is. | ||
| He did when he first burst on the scene. | ||
| People forget we get on these hype trains. | ||
| Pat Berry in a crazy wild slugfest when he was already hurt. | ||
| You know, I mean, that was a super impressive victory. | ||
| He's had some good victories. | ||
| Did Congo fight Roy Nelson? | ||
| Yes, Roy Nelson knocked him the fuck out. | ||
| That's a bad example. | ||
| That's a horrible example. | ||
| Roy was just like this. | ||
| Roy knocked out a lot of fucking people. | ||
| Roy's in Bellator now. | ||
| Just signed with Bellator. | ||
| Do you think Roy and Mitrione rematch in Bellator? | ||
| How about Mitrione? | ||
| Tweeted today, hey, how about we fight after I get through Fedor? | ||
| I'm like, you better focus on Fedor, Matt. | ||
| Yeah, Jesus. | ||
| Hey, real quick, Roy Fedor. | ||
| What the fuck is going on right now? | ||
| Dad on dad. | ||
| Who won this fight, I wonder? | ||
| This is interesting. | ||
| I was staring at the Viper, and now I'm talking about Francis Ganot. | ||
| I don't understand why you reject the idea that a Viper is a stimulating experience. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because you have no experience with those kind of cars. | ||
| You haven't been in my Tesla when I've opened her up. | ||
| Dude, I haven't driven Teslas before. | ||
| I don't know about that, dude. | ||
| They're very fast. | ||
| I like them. | ||
| Yeah, great cars. | ||
| I do not. | ||
| I just don't like them. | ||
| I don't like the fact that they run out of batteries quick. | ||
| I don't like the fact that Sam Harris has left him stranded twice. | ||
| That's weird. | ||
| It's not weird. | ||
| I think for a guy who's not a car guy like me who doesn't get off on the... | ||
| I like that I don't have to go to a gas station and it's got... | ||
| B, you have more issues charging. | ||
| You're like, God, I've got to find someone to charge. | ||
| It is an issue. | ||
| All the time. | ||
| He'll be like, can you drive? | ||
| Yeah, because you're a scatterbrain. | ||
| You're probably one of those guys that doesn't charge you. | ||
| So it's not the car for you. | ||
| Yeah, that's not a car for you. | ||
| Scatterbrain. | ||
| There's a gas station everywhere. | ||
| Yeah, when do you charge? | ||
| At my house. | ||
| That's it? | ||
| Yeah, you just plug it in. | ||
| What if you're stuck somewhere? | ||
| There are superchargers, but good luck finding them. | ||
| Say if you drive the improv, and you're like, fuck, I need to charge. | ||
| What do you do? | ||
| You've got some issues. | ||
| I've made it to my driveway with zero battery. | ||
| Zero? | ||
| Yeah, like literally zero. | ||
| That's not smart, though. | ||
| No, it's terrible. | ||
| I drove to Irvine, and then I realized halfway back from Irvine, where I'm going to be June 8th, 9th and 10th, where I realized halfway through that I was done. | ||
| I was not going to make it back. | ||
| So what did you do? | ||
| I had to stop and charge. | ||
| And then how long do you have to wait to charge? | ||
| It takes forever. | ||
| There's charging stations. | ||
| If you don't have a supercharger, those chargers they have in garages are complete bullshit. | ||
| For an hour, you'll get... | ||
| 18 miles. | ||
| But those ones you can stop by on the road are beast chargers, right? | ||
| Yeah, those are great. | ||
| Those in a half hour, you're good. | ||
| Where are those? | ||
| They're all over. | ||
| Not really all over yet. | ||
| But I will say this, that they're trying, Tesla's trying to get stations where you can go in and they switch your battery out right there. | ||
| Let's say, guess, who won? | ||
| Tlaib. | ||
| I think probably Tlaib. | ||
| It comes down to the third round. | ||
| Boy, they're going hard with this Logan movie. | ||
| Only because he was on... | ||
| I'm telling you, that shit is so depressing. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Logan. | ||
| Get the fuck out of my face. | ||
| But the ads are brutal. | ||
| You know what kills me in the UFC when a fight starts and they have to do an... | ||
| Nordin Taleb won. | ||
| The fight starts and they have to do an ad while the fight is going on? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| That shit drives me. | ||
| UFC 211 brought to you by Aliens. | ||
| It drives me crazy. | ||
| His nose is very swollen right now. | ||
| He got hit. | ||
| He's in a fight. | ||
| He might have got punched in the nose, B. Dan Hardy still talking about coming back? | ||
| Because I know he was talking about it for a while. | ||
| If they could figure out some way to let him fight with his weird heart. | ||
| I hope not, because he's a good commentator. | ||
| This team, this English commentating team, I really like these guys. | ||
| I never hear them because we're always doing this. | ||
| But I'm sure Dan's excellent. | ||
| Yeah, they're really good. | ||
| I don't know who his partner is, but he's fucking brilliant. | ||
| He's really good. | ||
| I worked with those guys way back in the day when I was doing shows in England, and they tried out for a while before they actually did it. | ||
| There was some testing that they did. | ||
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Ooh, that's a nice check left hook. | |
| It's a different vibe than you guys. | ||
| They talk about talking to the fighters the week of. | ||
| They stick to a lot of that. | ||
| Yeah, everybody's got their own style. | ||
| That's an interesting thing about Cotman. | ||
| He's also got a weird style the way he dresses. | ||
| I think he's on some 1970s English talk show. | ||
| That's some English shit, boy. | ||
| Look at that suit he's wearing. | ||
| I'm not mad at it. | ||
| I'm not mad at it. | ||
| What is that stuff called? | ||
| With that checkered pattern, what is that called? | ||
| Look at it. | ||
| I didn't see it. | ||
| Oh, the plaid? | ||
| Is that plaid? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, you brought up the Tesla. | ||
| There's like four superchargers in like all of LA. Good luck. | ||
| I think they're just packed. | ||
| They should have a 24 number that you can call if you get stuck somewhere with white people. | ||
| Let's be real. | ||
| Who buys Teslas? | ||
| The only black guys that drive Teslas, they're the same black guys that keep their cell phone on the outside of their shirt with a belt hook. | ||
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You know those guys? | |
| You know those guys? | ||
| Those super tech dudes. | ||
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They just have no hood in a pedicle. | |
| No hood. | ||
| It's the rare black guy that drinks tea, and he probably still keeps one of those Bluetooth earpieces in. | ||
| Those ones with the blue light on. | ||
| It has a white light back on. | ||
| Who the fuck has that belt clip? | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Do you still wear a fanny pack? | ||
| All the time, bitch. | ||
| I would never wear one. | ||
| I wear one, too, to run. | ||
| I sent Joe a picture. | ||
| Look how I run. | ||
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Strong. | |
| I have three different ones that I wear for running. | ||
| That's impressive. | ||
| Neoprene ones with zippers and shit? | ||
| Yeah, that's what I have. | ||
| Neoprene. | ||
| Those are good to keep it tight, but they're not good enough for me when I travel. | ||
| When I travel, I need the official higher primate fanny pack. | ||
| It's large. | ||
| Does it say tight? | ||
| Because my running one doesn't say tight, and it flops around. | ||
| It's fucking annoying. | ||
| Oh, you've got to get a better one. | ||
| I've got some good running ones. | ||
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Do you? | |
| Mine say tight as fuck. | ||
| Let me know what day I need one. | ||
| I think it's just called the running belt. | ||
| I love it. | ||
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Is it? | |
| Look at that handsome bastard. | ||
| Who the hell? | ||
| You've got a hoodie on, don't you? | ||
| You said, fuck it, let's do this. | ||
| I've got a fighter in the kid hoodie. | ||
| That's the Abbot Kenney fighter hoodie. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Represent. | ||
| I'm surprised UFC let you get away with that. | ||
| Back that shit up. | ||
| Jamie, show him. | ||
| Show him. | ||
| You can't? | ||
| Oh, kiss live TV. Well, you can. | ||
| Give him a little rewind. | ||
| Show him his own product. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| In action. | ||
| Show him I'm wearing your shit, man. | ||
| Powerful Joe Rogan in our shit. | ||
| Yeah, you fucking people. | ||
| You want to be like, Joe, you buy our stuff. | ||
| Yeah, you only need to go like one... | ||
| Huh, what happened? | ||
| When you do these, Joe, do you do them at a studio here in LA? Yeah. | ||
| So you don't have to obviously go anywhere? | ||
| Oh, yeah, yeah, not going anywhere. | ||
| Let me tell you something, man. | ||
| This is like one of the hardest things that I do, is when these fight breakdowns, because... | ||
| You better do some homework. | ||
| I not only have to do some homework, but I do them, I'm writing them and performing them live. | ||
| Like, there's no script. | ||
| Like, I have zero script. | ||
| There he is. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at that strong fighter in the kid hoodie. | ||
| Look at that camo. | ||
| That's right, baby. | ||
| You can hunt with it. | ||
| You can disappear in foliage. | ||
| When you're spying on your ex. | ||
| All kinds of shit. | ||
| You really don't want to hunt in cotton, but... | ||
| Alright, well, you know what I mean, Joe. | ||
| You get the point, though. | ||
| It looks good. | ||
| We're releasing the Hunter edition with pure wool. | ||
| Well, you need to get in with First Light and have them make a fighter and the kid version. | ||
| Do you remember wearing wool when we were wet and how? | ||
| You could be wet in Alaska, and it was cold, but you'd be in the morning, you'd be cold, but you'd put on wet wool, and it kept you warm. | ||
| Yeah, it's crazy. | ||
| Dude, I want to see Rose Yolana. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's the fight. | ||
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Ugh. | |
| I feel like I want Rose to have a year or two more, man. | ||
| That's not the way it works. | ||
| I know. | ||
| That's the problem. | ||
| She's number three. | ||
| She's beat Claudia twice now. | ||
| Yeah, but she lost to Carolina. | ||
| No, she lost to Carolina. | ||
| That's how Carolina got the fight. | ||
| Who did? | ||
| Rose did. | ||
| Oh, no, I'm saying Johanna. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| She beat Claudia twice. | ||
| She beat Carolina. | ||
| She beat Jessica and Josh. | ||
| She beat Jessica and Josh. | ||
| Jesus Christ, she's Jessica and Josh have a fucking chin. | ||
| That chick is so tough. | ||
| I've never seen anything like that. | ||
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She's so tough. | |
| She's a tank. | ||
| Her head wasn't even moving backwards. | ||
| She's a tank. | ||
| I wouldn't mind seeing her and Rose. | ||
| That'd be a good fight. | ||
| To give Rose a little more warm-up, but that's not the way it works. | ||
| There's nothing left for Johanna. | ||
| I know. | ||
| There really is nothing left for her. | ||
| I mean, after Rose dismantled the karate hottie, Dismantled. | ||
| I didn't think that was going to happen. | ||
| Head kick to choke. | ||
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Woo! | |
| Good lord. | ||
| I think Rose has real, legitimate world championship possibilities. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| I would just like to see her. | ||
| I mean, look, man, I might be wrong. | ||
| She might go in there and get her. | ||
| She might get Ioana. | ||
| The thing about Rose that you can't count out is she's dangerous. | ||
| She's more explosive and more dynamic than any girl out there, I think. | ||
| Besides Ioana. | ||
| She's wild. | ||
| She's so athletic, you told me. | ||
| Freak athletic, because we were training together at Grudge, and man, freak freak. | ||
| You ever see her do flying arm bars? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| She's hit him in fights. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| Yeah, a girl can hit a flying arm bar in a fight. | ||
| That's a rare person. | ||
| She has that X factor that Yolana hasn't seen yet, but if that doesn't happen for her, Joan is a scary, scary woman. | ||
| Well, Joan is striking, would you say... | ||
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It's the best in UFC. As in, just flat out, right? | |
| Like, technically? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| Well, I mean, it's definitely the best in women's MMA. But it's not, like... | ||
| She doesn't have the brutal knockout power that, like, Cyborg has. | ||
| What she has is, like... | ||
| Excellent technique. | ||
| Like, over and over again, she's using perfect technique and footwork, but she needs a volume of punches to get people out. | ||
| She's not a big person. | ||
| Like, she has small hands, she has small feet, she has small bones. | ||
| She's not like... | ||
| Like, in the Jessica Andrade fight, it's a perfect example. | ||
| Andrade was so scary. | ||
| Every punch she throws is like... | ||
| She's throwing these fucking bombs, whereas Ioana's just picking at her. | ||
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Ba-ba-ba. | |
| Technique. | ||
| She's so much more technical. | ||
| But she wasn't stopping in any way Andrade's kind of constant assault. | ||
| They're 115 pounds though. | ||
| They're literally 115 pound female fighters. | ||
| So when you're 115 though, you can fight differently too, right? | ||
| I mean, obviously you can be more technical, whereas if you're fighting somebody... | ||
| No, there's a lot of technique. | ||
| There's a lot of technique, but I'm saying, I feel like when you would pay very dearly for one shot from somebody who's bigger, you almost have to fight differently, right? | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| Mighty Mouse is more technical than anybody, really. | ||
| How about him? | ||
| TJ ain't happening. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| DJ's going like, nah, you gotta pay me. | ||
| I love TJ. I know you probably listen. | ||
| For DJ, it doesn't make sense. | ||
| For Mighty Mouse. | ||
| For Mighty Mouse, it does not make any sense. | ||
| Why? | ||
| TJ doesn't even have the belt. | ||
| It's not a super fight. | ||
| Super fights equal super money. | ||
| It's not a needle mover, unfortunately. | ||
| I would love to see the fight. | ||
| It's a ridiculous fight. | ||
| So has Mighty Mouse said no to it? | ||
| He straight up was like, it ain't happening. | ||
| The UFC wants it to happen. | ||
| He's like, no, I'm good. | ||
| It ain't happening. | ||
| Ray Borg's the next contender. | ||
| Isn't that interesting that he can make those calls, too? | ||
| I mean, it's one of those weird things. | ||
| It's like, in boxing, you know, you have mandatory challengers, and then, you know, then you try to make super fights. | ||
| In the UFC, it's like, they're like, hey, we've got to fight for you. | ||
| And he's like, I'm the champ. | ||
| Well, but it's rare, right? | ||
| Like, if you only had one title defense, you'd have to be like, you better get the fuck up and play with us. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| But it's a clusterfuck, because right now, you have to have order. | ||
| Like, I'm all about super fights, but you have to have order. | ||
| Otherwise, you know, think about if TJ went down there, then what happens with the Cody Garbrandt fight? | ||
| What happens with DJ? You know what I'm saying? | ||
| But this Conor McGregor kind of phenomenon, everyone's trying to do it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I think TJ just went through a huge camp, and he wants a fight. | ||
| You know, I mean, he's gone through this giant camp getting ready for Cody. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| And, you know, Cody, they were trying to pressure him to fight. | ||
| They even sent him down. | ||
| I don't know why they sent him down to Germany. | ||
| They sent him to Germany to get the same shit you can get in Santa Monica. | ||
| How weird is that? | ||
| Well, Dana doesn't believe that it's the same, and I don't understand that. | ||
| So what is wrong with Cody? | ||
| He's got a back issue. | ||
| Yeah, he's got a back issue. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Do we know? | ||
| He's got something with his disc. | ||
| And he needs time off. | ||
| He needs spinal decompression. | ||
| And he's got the Regenikine. | ||
| He went and got a full treatment. | ||
| They say he'll be ready by September, October. | ||
| Yeah, maybe. | ||
| You've got to wait, maybe. | ||
| But you have to absolutely make sure it heals first. | ||
| I sent him a bunch of information. | ||
| I sent him the reverse hyper machine, sent him some stuff on spinal decompression, and he's also talking to Dr. Davidson, who they're starting to do some stuff. | ||
| He's brilliant. | ||
| Yeah, he's brilliant. | ||
| They're starting to do some stuff now in the UFC where the stem cell doctors are now going to inject stem cells into discs, and they're going to regenerate disc tissue. | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| Does it work, though? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| They've got studies that they've done enough of them now that they have some real good evidence that it does regenerate the same way it regenerates cartilage and ligaments. | ||
| But there's a lot of times with the injuries where, you know, sometimes that's not going to be enough. | ||
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You're right. | |
| It depends on the injury. | ||
| A lot of times those stem cells, it's just, sometimes you're fucked. | ||
| Yeah, I also read that a lot of that is that there hasn't been that much conclusive evidence, for example, that it grows in When you shoot it into something, it doesn't necessarily regenerate sometimes. | ||
| Well, it's very difficult to say why it works on some people and why it doesn't work on other people. | ||
| Case by case. | ||
| Yeah, case by case. | ||
| But I think one factor is whether or not you come back too quick. | ||
| And that's what Cody did. | ||
| Cody got the stem cells and then started working out like four days later. | ||
| You can't do that. | ||
| That's not smart. | ||
| You can't do that. | ||
| Look, he's got a fight. | ||
| He's got a big title fight. | ||
| I think I actually took two weeks off or something like that, but you need like months off. | ||
| You need a lot of time off. | ||
| You need to have your body heal. | ||
| It's a very difficult area to heal. | ||
| And a lot of people don't do it correctly, and then they wind up getting some serious atrophy where the nerves get pinched, the swelling, and all the inflammation. | ||
| Cody needs to take it slow, come back in that TJ fight to be there, but you can't rush that fight. | ||
| Well, look at Eddie. | ||
| I mean, Eddie Bravo, he has a fake disc in his back now. | ||
| I mean, I shouldn't say fake. | ||
| It's, you know, artificial. | ||
| It's a titanium-articulating disc that he had put into his back because of this, the same issue, like disc degeneration, having those injuries, constantly training and rolling, never really letting it heal. | ||
| Cane-hatched surgery. | ||
| Yes, on more than one occasion. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| On his disc. | ||
| He didn't do the... | ||
| And he's still not back. | ||
| I mean, Kane's... | ||
| There's no fight lined up for Kane. | ||
| I mean, Kane... | ||
| Stipe, maybe. | ||
| That would be the fight. | ||
| End of the year, yeah. | ||
| That would be the fight. | ||
| But, I mean, if you're Kane, I mean, Jesus Christ, he's been out forever. | ||
| It's going to be a tough fight for him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| A real tough fight. | ||
| That's the fight to make, though. | ||
| Dude, Stipe is just, he's a monster right now. | ||
| He's a monster. | ||
| Himbrich Kane is, I mean, especially if it's like a healthy Kane, ready to go. | ||
| That's the best fight in a long, long time at heavyweight. | ||
| Oh man, are you kidding me? | ||
| So it's Carwin Lesnar, I think. | ||
| Yeah, I would have loved to have seen that fight in his prime. | ||
| Kane's prime and Stipe's in his prime right now. | ||
| But the thing, like people go, is Kane over the hill? | ||
| Kane beat the brakes off Travis Brown. | ||
| He looked, and Travis Travis is obviously no punk. | ||
| He looked fucking great. | ||
| I just think the guy needs rest. | ||
| It's a little more than that. | ||
| He's got a cumulative injuries. | ||
| For sure, but those are because he's rushing to camp, rushing to camp. | ||
| So maybe if he takes all this time off, they fight at the end of the year, we get a prime Kane versus a prime Stipe, sign me the fuck up. | ||
| How old is Kane now? | ||
| How old is he? | ||
| He's still fairly young. | ||
| I think he's 32. Wow. | ||
| He's not that old. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| But he just puts his body through the ringer, and his fighting style is a grinding style that's going to catch up. | ||
| Well, you were showing that video of him doing kettlebells with those really heavy weights. | ||
| He was probably training a little bit. | ||
| He fucked up and he had a bad strength and conditioning coach for sure. | ||
| And that guy got criticized hardcore by people that are really in the know about technique. | ||
| His back's rounded? | ||
| What's he doing? | ||
| Kettlebell swings? | ||
| It was almost like a shrug. | ||
| With like a 200 pounds. | ||
| I don't think he's getting chalked up all his injuries to that. | ||
| That's definitely not helping. | ||
| No, it's not helping. | ||
| There's a lot of factors. | ||
| So has he corrected that? | ||
| Does he have a better... | ||
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I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| You'd have to talk to Kane. | ||
| But all bullshit aside, in my eyes, he's one of two of the greatest heavyweights of all time. | ||
| You got Fedor and you got Kane. | ||
| I mean, he's one of two. | ||
| Well, but also, it's Stipe Fedor Kane. | ||
| If you get Stipe's resume, I mean, he's top three. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Of all time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, Verdum was right up there until Stipe knocked him out. | ||
| Verdum submitted Fedor, he submitted Minotauro, and he submitted Kane. | ||
| He submitted three of the top five. | ||
| Looked great against Travis Brown. | ||
| Twice. | ||
| Three of the top five heavyweights of all time. | ||
| Shit, that big-ass fight card in July got Overeem Verdum rematch. | ||
| That first one, Strikeforce, or that third one, Trilogy, right? | ||
| That second one, Strikeforce, I watched the other night. | ||
| So bored. | ||
| Terrible fight. | ||
| Radum's just sitting there calling him his dog. | ||
| Well, Radum fucked his knee up real early in the fight. | ||
| Real early. | ||
| Terrible fight, though. | ||
| Yeah, what a crazy rematch that's gonna be, huh? | ||
| That's a fun one, isn't it? | ||
| Man, Overeem's been knocked out so many times in his career. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| I just feel like, I don't know, it just gets to a point where you're just like, when are you gonna realize that you're taking serious punishment? | ||
| I think Dutch people are different. | ||
| I think they could just keep getting knocked out. | ||
| Yeah, I feel like he's alright. | ||
| He's the one guy that's alright. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| He seems fine. | ||
| This is the thing, B. You say that when you watch him fight for Doom, you will, and you'll be sitting fucking front row clapping. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, how about when he knocked out Mark Hunt? | ||
| Fans are like this. | ||
| He keeps getting knocked out when that motherfucker fights. | ||
| Everyone tunes in. | ||
| Not necessarily, actually. | ||
| Oh, come on, B. Not with Overeem. | ||
| Not anymore. | ||
| He was one fight away. | ||
| He just fought for a title. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He went on a win streak. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| Oh, bullshit. | ||
| I really don't. | ||
| I actually don't find it that exciting. | ||
| Dove gave it off as a world-class striker. | ||
| Dove would light a lot of guys up, but here's the thing. | ||
| Hey, the best heavyweight striker of all time, Overeem, you won't want to watch him fight. | ||
| He just fought for a title. | ||
| That was then. | ||
| Right? | ||
| No, he just fought for a title and knocked Stipe on his ass. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| He fought for a title like a week ago. | ||
| Right now he's the best striker in the UFC heavyweight. | ||
| I understand, but if you could pull up how many times he's been knocked out in the past two years, it's been a bunch. | ||
| It's tough to watch. | ||
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In two years? | |
| Not really. | ||
| Bring up the past two years, Jamie. | ||
| Like, there's... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's not that exciting to me. | ||
| He fought at the... | ||
| Bullshit. | ||
| You're being weird right now. | ||
| He fought at the highest level in the world, striking. | ||
| So he's going to have more knockouts than a Verdum, than all these other guys. | ||
| It comes with the territory. | ||
| But not so much anymore, right? | ||
| That's all I'm saying. | ||
| Say these two names. | ||
| I just don't want to see him get knocked out again. | ||
| Al Hasan and Akhmedov. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| Try doing a spelling bee for those little bitches on TV for this fight card. | ||
| It's a beast. | ||
| I was looking at it earlier. | ||
| Well, I'm fucked. | ||
| This guy's a wrestler. | ||
| This guy's been on a match. | ||
| Strong grappling. | ||
| See, there's regular strength, and then there's Russian dude strength. | ||
| Especially hairy Russian dude strength. | ||
| Oh, if they got hair, I'm 10% stronger. | ||
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If they got hair. | |
| I looked at Arlovsky's shoulders. | ||
| I'm like, there's hair on his shoulders. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
|
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Shit. | |
| God damn it. | ||
| That's like extra testosterone. | ||
| He got hair on his back? | ||
| Fuck me. | ||
| And I'm smooth as a seal? | ||
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Fuck me. | |
| It's coming out of his ears like one of those shaving brushes. | ||
| You're connected to his mustache. | ||
| You're like, oh, God damn it. | ||
| And then look at that beard, for God's sakes. | ||
| He's one of those wind-up-before-you-throw-a-punch guys. | ||
| He's digging in with every punch. | ||
| Some would say stiff, Joe. | ||
| Yeah, real stiff. | ||
| It's not just a stiffness. | ||
| A lot of these guys, they could be more fluid, but they're trying to knock you out with every shot. | ||
| It's almost like a curse to power. | ||
| Like, it's absolutely beneficial. | ||
| Both these boys. | ||
| But there's also a curse to it. | ||
| Well, you can rely on it and get away with a lot. | ||
| It slows you down so much. | ||
| It slows you down so much when you're trying to use it that much. | ||
| But the greatness comes when the guys know when to use it, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Timing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, one of the most beautiful things that you see in Conor's style is how he has none of that. | ||
| Like, when he's throwing punches, unless he's got you fucked up and stunned, like Diego Brandao or something like that. | ||
| Speaking of punches, Gaethje. | ||
| Have you seen Justin Gaethje fight? | ||
| Justin Gaethje is a bad motherfucker. | ||
| He's going to fight Michael Johnson. | ||
| How good of a fight is that? | ||
| When is that? | ||
| June. | ||
| Is it June or July? | ||
| Oh, it's July. | ||
| Sorry, it's on the July card. | ||
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Is that the 7th card? | |
| July 8th card? | ||
| No, I think it's on the Ultimate Fighter finale card. | ||
| I think. | ||
| Either way, it's in that weird span of fights. | ||
| Justin Gaethje just says, technique, fuck it. | ||
| We got two of the big guys from there. | ||
| We got Marlon Marais, too, who's also a fucking beast. | ||
| You got three. | ||
| You got Gaethje, you got homeboy, who's the light heavyweight champ, middleweight champ. | ||
| David Branch? | ||
| David Branch. | ||
| Yeah, he came over. | ||
| He just won. | ||
| Awful fight, but that's alright. | ||
| Takes him a while to warm up. | ||
| Who the fuck did he fight? | ||
| The number nine light heavyweight Russian cat. | ||
| Is he Russian? | ||
| Croatian? | ||
| You know what I'm talking about? | ||
| Flying under the radar. | ||
| But either way, awful fucking fight. | ||
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I remember who we fought. | ||
| Hey, do you guys think that the Conor McGregor, Floyd Mayweather thing is all a hoax and just a way to get Conor to have people talking about him until he has his next fight? | ||
| Do you think that's just a big, huge, secret marketing ploy? | ||
| I think the world's flat, too. | ||
| You think it's real? | ||
| I think me and Joe both don't want to talk about it. | ||
| I think we're both red in the face. | ||
| No, I think... | ||
| No, they're going to have a boxing match. | ||
| It's going to happen. | ||
| It's going to be worth hundreds of millions of dollars. | ||
| It's going to happen. | ||
| It's going to happen. | ||
| It's so close. | ||
| No, I'm telling you. | ||
| This is why I don't talk to him. | ||
| Joe Rogan and myself are telling me it's going to happen. | ||
| I'm asking, there's no contract. | ||
| What's the hold of it? | ||
| We've been waiting forever. | ||
| There is a contract. | ||
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Sir, where's the contract? | |
| I think we're going to have to do a new podcast called The Fighter and the Man. | ||
| Fuck you guys. | ||
| Hold on, you fucks. | ||
| Listen to me. | ||
| It's just he's too confusing to me. | ||
| Where's the contract? | ||
| Listen, the UFC and Conor have already come to an agreement. | ||
| I'm going to go back and update them. | ||
| Right now they're in negotiation with the Floyd Mayweather team. | ||
| So Floyd Mayweather team is going to want an exorbitant amount of money. | ||
| They're very patient. | ||
| They're going to take a long time to drive us out so they can get the best deal. | ||
| But essentially the UFC and Conor have come to some sort of promotional agreement and now they have to figure out how much money Floyd gets and whether or not they want to gamble on giving him a flat rate of like $100 million, whatever the fuck he wants. | ||
| That's a big weather. | ||
| That's a big, like, if. | ||
| Yeah, but he's also going to want a piece of the pie. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| So we're not close to our contract yet. | ||
| They're not close, but they're 90%. | ||
| Well, that's what I'm saying, is that I feel like... | ||
| So what happens if... | ||
| Don't pretend that you have any knowledge of this. | ||
| Just do everybody a favor. | ||
| I never said I have knowledge. | ||
| Do yourself a favor. | ||
| It's my theory. | ||
| Do yourself a favor and don't let your mouth get ahead of life. | ||
| It's my theory that I believe this is a very smart way of keeping him in a limelight. | ||
| Okay, that's not true. | ||
| And by the way, let me ask you this. | ||
| When Tony Ferguson, and let's just say Tony Ferguson and Khabib fight, before that, and now... | ||
| Now somebody's waiting to fight Conor. | ||
| Will Conor fight those guys before he fights Floyd? | ||
| No, definitely not. | ||
| So then what happens to the belts? | ||
| The money right now is in Floyd versus Conor, for Conor. | ||
| And it's just exorbitant money. | ||
| Like, he might make who knows how many fucking millions of dollars. | ||
| Maybe a hundred, right? | ||
| So that's where the real money is for Floyd. | ||
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Right. | |
| And this is where the real money is for Conor. | ||
| So, for Conor to jeopardize that by fighting that fucking Russian savage or Tony Ferguson, who also could beat him. | ||
| I mean, I'm not saying he's going to, but Tony Ferguson is a motherfucking world champion caliber fighter. | ||
| So is Khabib. | ||
| That's a fucking killer fight. | ||
| But we don't even know if Khabib can even make 155 anymore, man. | ||
| He says he can. | ||
| He says he can. | ||
| Of course he says he can. | ||
| Of course he says he can, but he didn't make it. | ||
| Not only did he not make it, his fucking liver shut down and he had to go to the goddamn hospital. | ||
| But did you die? | ||
| Khabib's like, almost. | ||
| But did you die? | ||
| Almost. | ||
| But did you die? | ||
| But did you die? | ||
| Hey, get up there and make 55 so I can fucking eat my popcorn and you fight Tony Ferguson. | ||
| But did you die? | ||
| But did you die? | ||
| No, you did not. | ||
| Get the fuck up there and make the way for my entertainment. | ||
| I just need one fight out of here. | ||
| But did you die? | ||
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But did you die, Khabib? | |
| Who's that? | ||
| Is that Ken? | ||
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That's friend. | |
| Yeah, Ken, uh, Ken Jeong. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But did you die? | ||
| I love that guy. | ||
| He's so fucking funny. | ||
| Does he do stand-up or Ken Jeong? | ||
| He's such a nice guy, too. | ||
| He's the best. | ||
| Does he do stand-up? | ||
| Yeah, he does a little stand-up. | ||
| He does a lot of improv. | ||
| He's a doctor, right? | ||
| Yeah, he still is. | ||
| He's a legitimate doctor. | ||
| Technically. | ||
| I mean, yeah, I mean, he could practice. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He legitimately could practice. | ||
| I'd be pissed if I showed up and that was my doctor. | ||
| I'm like, don't you have a fucking audition to go to? | ||
| Well, fuck this. | ||
| I'm not doing this. | ||
| Yeah, what are you doing here, man? | ||
| I want a full-time guy. | ||
| Was that your real dick? | ||
| God, that thing was t-t-t-tiny. | ||
| Can't be real. | ||
| Oh, that's real. | ||
| It's real. | ||
| Oh, come on. | ||
| Think this is real dick? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hey, man. | ||
| You think there's a, like, was he Korean? | ||
| What is he? | ||
| He's Chinese, I believe. | ||
| You think there's a Korean or Chinese dude with just a fucking egg roll for a cock? | ||
| Just a big old dumpling? | ||
| First of all, now, there's got to be some fucking genetic engineering they're doing over there. | ||
| They're doing that CRISPR thing? | ||
| You know that Genetica? | ||
| They're taking embryos and changing their genes? | ||
| They're definitely working on that big dick gene. | ||
| They say they're seven years away from adult trials where you can have different hair. | ||
| I can't wait. | ||
| What if you have, like, big dick gene, but it only comes with clown feet? | ||
| The only way you can get big dick is you gotta have fucking flippers. | ||
|
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I'd buy some big fucking shoes. | |
| I'd buy some big fucking shoes. | ||
| No, like 30. Size 30. No, no, no. | ||
| Like fucking double. | ||
| Like double feet. | ||
| You get double feet. | ||
| Like this. | ||
|
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No, no, no. | |
| You're doing no sports. | ||
| I'd rather have that baby dick. | ||
| You would swim like a motherfucker. | ||
| Oh, that's true. | ||
| You get your Phelps on. | ||
| You can have your mountain climbing would be off the charts. | ||
| Yeah, but then you have that dorsal fin for a cock that's not going to help you through the water. | ||
| That's That's true. | ||
| You don't have to wrap that fuck around your waist like some sort of a floatation device. | ||
| If you were on some Viagra, it could actually be a float device. | ||
| The cavernous bodies. | ||
| You can make your dick bigger, there's an operation. | ||
|
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What? | |
| No, but it's going by an inch, right? | ||
| You cut that cord or something, right? | ||
| You cut the tendon, but there's also, I think you can make it thicker, too. | ||
| There's a whole process. | ||
| Yeah, but they pump it up with fat, but what's gonna happen is you're gonna have a floppy fat dick. | ||
| That sounds awful, but it's fat. | ||
| Or the fat deposits the wrong way, so you got a big old doorknob for him. | ||
| For a lumpy dick. | ||
| It all just seeps down to the bottom. | ||
| Or your dick looks like it's got a fucking belly. | ||
| Oh, poor black guy. | ||
| Black man giving white man's penis in transplant operation. | ||
| Come on, it's a lie. | ||
| No, no, it's not a lie. | ||
| They have done penis transplants now. | ||
| Yes, they have. | ||
| Because they've done three of them. | ||
| I thought they used thumbs. | ||
| One guy lost one in a circumcision accident. | ||
| Yes. | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| Fuck. | ||
| Circumcision, apparently, the real issue with these transplants is Africa. | ||
| Because African traditional circumcisions are ruthless. | ||
| You want to see one? | ||
|
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I got one on my phone. | |
| Yeah, he can get erections already. | ||
| Kind of. | ||
| No. | ||
| Wait, they do it with, like, their teeth or some shit? | ||
| They do it in a bad way. | ||
| Lost his organ after a botched traditional circumcision. | ||
| Don't fuck that up. | ||
|
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A botched circumcision? | |
| I need a guy with a steady fucking hand. | ||
| Steady hand. | ||
| He's an adult. | ||
| He's like 23 years old when he got it. | ||
| Yeah, traditional circumcision. | ||
| And the only dick they could get was white? | ||
|
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Hey. | |
| It's the first one that comes available, I guess. | ||
| Listen, you would take no dick over a white dick? | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Well, I'd wait a few weeks for a black dick. | ||
| That's how they do it. | ||
| Press that button. | ||
| Don't say I didn't warn you. | ||
| What are we looking at? | ||
| Traditional circumcision. | ||
|
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It's on his phone. | |
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
| Ooh, I told you, son. | ||
| You fucked up my Sunday. | ||
| Where is it? | ||
| I can't see it. | ||
| You want to look at it? | ||
| Don't do it, B. Should I not look at it? | ||
| I have a family barbecue to go after this. | ||
|
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Hold on. | |
| Hot dogs. | ||
| Press play. | ||
| Goddammit. | ||
| Why do I have a traditional African circumcision on my phone? | ||
| Why do you have that loaded on your phone? | ||
| You want to see your Koreans? | ||
| I got Koreans too. | ||
|
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What are you looking for? | |
| Brazilian? | ||
| Dude, did I ever tell you this? | ||
|
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Here we go. | |
| Watch this. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Okay! | ||
|
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Ah! | |
| Oh, goddammit! | ||
| Fuck you, man! | ||
|
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Fuck you! | |
| Take that away! | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| And the dudes have to stand there motionless. | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| Motionless. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| That's part of the problem. | ||
| You fucked me up all the time. | ||
| Once they cut it, they have to stand there and not react to the pain. | ||
| The worst was Joe, when he first had internet, he goes... | ||
| I'm like, what are you doing? | ||
| He had his big commuter room. | ||
| He goes, alright, don't let me stay there. | ||
| I go, what are you doing to me? | ||
| He goes, just stay. | ||
| When I tell you to go, go. | ||
| And he hits play and he runs out of the room. | ||
| And he goes, now watch! | ||
| And I watch and I see this beautiful ass. | ||
| I see this beautiful ass and there's this Japanese guy. | ||
| He's dressed like a samurai. | ||
| And he's looking at her ass and he's going, oh... | ||
|
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Oh yeah. | |
| And I'm like, what's gonna go on? | ||
| And I hear him going... | ||
| All of a sudden you just see this big brown poo snake out of this girl's ass and the guy starts to eat it. | ||
| And he's going... | ||
| He's throwing up but laughing at the same time. | ||
| I was like, you sick fuck. | ||
| I'm ruined forever. | ||
| And I couldn't take my eyes off it. | ||
| I'll throw up at that stuff. | ||
| I can't see that shit. | ||
| Oh, dude, I have John Joseph's book for you. | ||
| Hey, I have John Joseph's book for you. | ||
| Don't let me forget. | ||
| He signed it. | ||
| Oh, okay, cool. | ||
| It's in my car. | ||
| I also have his former partner's book here. | ||
| Harley? | ||
| Yeah, Harley wants to get on the podcast, but they hate each other, right? | ||
| They stab each other or something? | ||
| There's some issues with those guys. | ||
| They stabbed each other? | ||
| Harley's at a headsail black belt now. | ||
| Is he? | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| He teaches kids class. | ||
| I started listening to your boy Jocko's book. | ||
| Oh, it's amazing. | ||
| Yeah, he's a beast, huh? | ||
| Start following him on Instagram. | ||
| There's a video that we played the other day on an Everlast podcast with Jocko explaining how no matter what happens, good. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Opportunity to get better. | ||
|
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Good. | |
| Opportunity to grow. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Time to work on things. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Freeze up more time for other things. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| Good. | ||
| And his videos are in black and white? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He goes, my inner voice. | ||
| Do you want him to keep doing it? | ||
| So you know what I said? | ||
| Nothing! | ||
| Because I don't listen to the inner voice. | ||
|
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Like, I was fired up. | |
| Fuck that thing. | ||
| He's such a savage. | ||
| I say I'm busy. | ||
| Come back later. | ||
| But he's a real savage. | ||
| He's not like, look, all due respect to Gary Vee. | ||
| All his motivational videos, they don't really do it for me the same way. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| I really love Gary Vee. | ||
| He's an entrepreneur. | ||
|
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Jocko's black belt in jiu-jitsu, Navy SEAL. Navy SEAL commander. | |
| Just throw a Navy SEAL. I can't list any motivating people if they're not a Navy SEAL or they do some extreme shit. | ||
| Jocko I will listen to. | ||
| Jocko's a stud. | ||
| He walks the walk. | ||
| Also his name, Jocko. | ||
| He's also a fucking super smart guy. | ||
| He is definitely a meathead, but he's the right kind of meathead. | ||
| A smart meathead. | ||
| I mean, you're a meathead. | ||
| I'm a meathead. | ||
| Brian, you're kind of like a fake meathead. | ||
| I'm not a meathead. | ||
| You're a pretend meathead. | ||
| Sometimes you go meathead when you and him wrestle together, but then when you get smushed, you decide you're not a meathead. | ||
| I don't have the frame for meathead. | ||
| And you drive an electric car. | ||
| I don't have the frame, but I have a lot of enthusiasm. | ||
| See, meatheads would celebrate that they got a scratch on their forehead from the rug. | ||
| No, I'm 50. See, your frame is not that bad. | ||
| You got a good body, B. It's not that bad. | ||
| Like, if you really got into lifting weights, you could be jacked. | ||
| I've been doing Olympic lifting lately. | ||
|
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Come on. | |
| Yes. | ||
| Swear to God. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yep, at the Venice Barbell Club, so fuck you guys. | ||
| I'd have to confirm it. | ||
| I want to show you something that makes you feel bad. | ||
| I explode off the line now. | ||
| Get you some of that, B. Soak that in. | ||
| Soak this in. | ||
| See, you could get that tiger tattoo. | ||
| I'm very happy with your arm right now. | ||
| Hey, Joe, you know Brian has to get a tattoo? | ||
| You know he has to get a tattoo? | ||
| Remember we got 10 million downloads? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
|
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Remember that? | |
| Are we going to get a fighter and the kid tattooed? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's going to be a good thing to have once Fighter and the Man goes live. | ||
| Hey man, I don't like this! | ||
| You'd be like... | ||
| I don't like this! | ||
| This is back in the day when everything was cooking for me. | ||
| I'll just lift and then I'll get a little thicker. | ||
| I just can't put on weight because I don't try hard enough and I don't care. | ||
| I want to see a podcast just with you and Eddie Bravo. | ||
| Just you and Eddie Bravo. | ||
| Just the Pizzagate Chronicles. | ||
| Every week. | ||
| Oh, look at that beautiful sweep. | ||
| Did I tell you that Donald Cerrone came and watched me spar? | ||
| And I go, what am I doing wrong? | ||
| And he goes, everything. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| He gave me a lesson. | ||
| It was great. | ||
| I bet we're flying to Oklahoma, so he's talking about boxing. | ||
| He wouldn't talk to me. | ||
| He got mad. | ||
| I go, my sparring. | ||
| And he goes, I'm not talking to you about sparring. | ||
| I can't have this conversation. | ||
| He got really loud on the plane. | ||
| He goes, I can't do this. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| Because I was mad. | ||
| And I was like, I'm not my left. | ||
| And he's like, I'm not going to. | ||
|
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What the fuck? | |
| Because I sucked him in for a second. | ||
| Like I sucked him in. | ||
| He's like, well, if you want to. | ||
| What do you want to do? | ||
| He goes, hold on. | ||
|
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What the fuck am I doing? | |
| What am I doing? | ||
| It's Saturday! | ||
| I'm not talking to you about fighting! | ||
| Do you not have enough ground in your life that you need to focus on sparring and boxing? | ||
| Well, he's distracting himself with, like, tennis lessons and all that shit. | ||
| He should be writing jokes. | ||
| No shit, but I love it. | ||
| Instead, he's out there hitting mitts and... | ||
| I do it all. | ||
| You do it all? | ||
| Yeah, brother. | ||
| How tired is this guy? | ||
| I'm going to change his topic. | ||
| How tired is a combat? | ||
| Nice takedown, though. | ||
| It's called running the pipe. | ||
|
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Is that what it's called? | |
| It's a good takedown. | ||
| Simple, simple. | ||
| He's almost mounted him here. | ||
| Simple, single legs. | ||
| Have you guys noticed quietly Russians are just taking over combat sports? | ||
| They're not regular white people. | ||
| They're not. | ||
| They're just quietly taking shit over. | ||
| It's a culture that puts masculine power at a premium. | ||
| Anthony Joshua would care to differ. | ||
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Hey, dude, how about fucking Crisco walked in a box and burned? | |
| He did? | ||
| Just walked in, was like, this is cool. | ||
| Just giant dude checking things out. | ||
| I'm here to mix things up. | ||
| He wants to train, because his girl's out, he wants to train there, you know, just when he's doing things here in L.A. Oh, so that's going to be the gym he works at? | ||
| I think so, yeah. | ||
| How interesting. | ||
| He's going to work out at a boxer-sized gym. | ||
| Well, Conor McGregor works out there, too. | ||
| But why didn't he go to Wild Card? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Maybe he doesn't want to deal with all the bullshit. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| For Conor Go, they shut it down. | ||
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Oh, do they? | |
| When I was in camp, they'd literally shut the classes. | ||
| They'd organize stuff around. | ||
| Oh, interesting. | ||
| I was talking to Wes Chatham. | ||
| He would work out at Wildcar West, but every time he'd be working out, somebody would be like, you want to spar? | ||
| You want to spar? | ||
| That's the culture there. | ||
| Yeah, that's tough when you just want to work out. | ||
| And he doesn't want to say no because he's a young guy. | ||
| And I told you this before, Brian, because Brian was like, I just want to get put out of spar. | ||
| And he went, I want you to walk into Wild Card West and you're going to get all the spar you can handle. | ||
| Mario Lopez will punch you in the dick so hard. | ||
| We'll punch you in the dick so fucking hard. | ||
| How much sparring does Mario do? | ||
| I think he's doing a bunch. | ||
| But I worry about that. | ||
| I worry about those guys that do that recreational sparring. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then all of a sudden one day they're like, where are my keys? | ||
| It doesn't make sense. | ||
| Oh, they're in my hand. | ||
| You get fucking hit. | ||
| It doesn't make sense to me. | ||
| Why are you doing that? | ||
| Are you getting paid to get in the head? | ||
|
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I don't get it. | |
| He enjoys it. | ||
| I talked to him about it when he fought one of our friends from Tenth Planet Jiu-Jitsu. | ||
| He's been boxing for a long time, too, I think. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He has been, like, legitimately. | ||
| He had an amateur boxing match with a buddy of mine. | ||
| It's fun, you gotta test yourself. | ||
| You're in TV, so you gotta make sure you still have your man card, stuff like that, but there's other ways to do it. | ||
| Jiu-Jitsu's the best way to do it, because you don't get the brain damage. | ||
| But a lot of guys don't like the damage to your neck, and your knees, and your joints, and your back. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Sometimes it's a personality thing too. | ||
| I think strikers a lot of times have different personalities. | ||
| I'm talking about guys who do it. | ||
| Like the difference between a striker, a pure striker and a pure wrestler, there's actually a personality difference I think sometimes. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| It's also like, you know, a lot of guys who could have been big time, or would have really gotten big time into striking, they found jiu-jitsu first, and they got big time into jiu-jitsu. | ||
| They're both awesome. | ||
| It depends where they're at. | ||
| Look, I like both of them, man. | ||
| I love striking. | ||
| I like it all. | ||
| I love jiu-jitsu. | ||
| I mean, I think that the difference in striking clearly is that you can get hit and hurt. | ||
| I mean, you get hit a little bit in jujitsu, you headbutt each other and run into knees and shit. | ||
| Do you know what I would have done, and I'm not being funny here, if you put me in a time machine and I was, let's say, 18, 14. I'm not kidding. | ||
| I would trade in wrestling. | ||
| Hold on, are you kidding? | ||
| Yeah, I'd trade in wrestling, taekwondo, all this stuff. | ||
| I would be practicing an instrument, I would be a great dancer, and I would sing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then you would get distracted by pussy, and you would start doing stand-up, and then you'd go on the road. | ||
| I don't think you would do that, B. You'd try and be a fighter, I think. | ||
| No, because knowing what I know now, I don't have that. | ||
| And you think dancing, you fucked up by not singing and dancing? | ||
| Look at me. | ||
| I would have been great. | ||
| At singing? | ||
| At dancing, for sure. | ||
| At singing? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Singing is something you can work at. | ||
| I'm not talking about being a great singer. | ||
| That's a poor talent. | ||
| I'm not talking about being... | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
|
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You're wrong. | |
| Singing? | ||
| No, you're wrong. | ||
| You're completely wrong. | ||
| Yes, some people have amazing instruments, but you can become a very good singer just with training. | ||
| Believe me, you can. | ||
| Do you think that you have a voice that could translate into being a good singing voice? | ||
| Well, not to be a dick, but I did sing in theater school. | ||
| I got to a point where I wouldn't hurt your ears. | ||
| What song did you sing? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I sang all the musicals and stuff. | ||
| It was exhausting. | ||
| Give me a couple of notes. | ||
| I sang Into the Woods. | ||
| Was that song No More Giants? | ||
| Sing a little bit. | ||
| No. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| No, because it'll move you to tears. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| I can't just... | ||
| I picture you as a country-western singer. | ||
|
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There is music inside of me. | |
| I picture you doing a cover of some Hank Williams Jr. No, dude. | ||
| I don't sing country. | ||
| I picture New Kids in the Block. | ||
|
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We don't like country? | |
| New Kids Unlocked? | ||
| No. | ||
| No, listen. | ||
| Some people have great voices, but you've got to remember Justin Timberlake's been singing since he was a little kid. | ||
| Born with a lot of talent, though. | ||
| He's been singing since he was a little kid. | ||
| And dancing. | ||
| Talent, though. | ||
| Talent, but also... | ||
| I wish I could go back and second be LeBron James. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| It's actually very different. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Yes, there's talent, but there's timing and comedy. | ||
| But singing and dancing is something that when you've been doing since a little kid, the reason that he's so good is that's been trained into him. | ||
| He also has talent, though, B. He has talent. | ||
| A lot of talent. | ||
| Some people definitely have talent, but I think what Brian is saying is you can get better. | ||
| Oh, for sure. | ||
| With coaching, and I think that it's also a muscle, right? | ||
| Your throat's 100% a muscle, so you can get very good and very powerful with your voice. | ||
| I just know too many Broadway singers and dancers, the amount of practice that they put in from early ages. | ||
| It's a very, very physical process. | ||
| Opera is the same way. | ||
| And I agree, you can practice me and get better, but don't you think a lot of those singers, their parents learned from a very young age, they were performers, like they were good at singing? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I mean, look, Adele has... | ||
| Because my dad looked at my bro and went, probably not for you. | ||
| Even if Michael Jackson helped him sing all his life, he's not going to be a professional singer. | ||
| You know how many lessons Adele had coming up? | ||
| Well, she's very special, but she also was always singing. | ||
| She also makes money doing it. | ||
| But some people are very, very special. | ||
| But, like, my grandfather, when I did a musical, my grandfather saw me do a musical, and I was 20 through 2 or whatever, and he said to me, it was great, Sicilian from Brooklyn, no nonsense. | ||
| He goes, listen to me, you're funny. | ||
| You made them all laugh with your antics. | ||
| You're never going to make a living as a singer. | ||
| Don't sing. | ||
| Don't waste your time on this. | ||
| Now, I had only been singing for a year. | ||
| He was right. | ||
| So he gave up the... | ||
| How about I show you, fuckface? | ||
| And then you start singing his face. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just singing. | ||
| Just fucking suck it. | ||
| La la la la la la la la. | ||
| Here's that fucking bullshit Logan movie. | ||
|
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Not interested. | |
| Not interested. | ||
| Don't let the little girl fool you. | ||
| She's the best thing in the movie. | ||
| I don't know, dude. | ||
| It looks pretty good. | ||
| It's high-octane action. | ||
| That's what they just said. | ||
| Let me ask you this. | ||
| When he got jacked for Logan, how many steroids did he do? | ||
| All of them? | ||
| Hey, in Muscle& Fitness, he goes, you know, when I got the Wolverine roll, I knew I needed to put on some muscle, so I called up the one guy who knows about this, and Rock sent me his dietician, and I got on his diet. | ||
| I went, now is it just D-ball and Winstroll, or how does that work? | ||
| And grass-fed beef. | ||
| Is it just pure red meat and testosterone? | ||
| He's got a big frame. | ||
| He's a big guy, for sure. | ||
| But, I mean, he got jacked. | ||
| Like, look how big he got. | ||
| You don't get that kind of vascularity in your 40s, unless you're Brian Callen, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| Well, there's a picture of him. | ||
| That's not even the best picture of him. | ||
|
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That's probably photoshopped a little bit, but... | |
| Oh, I don't know about that. | ||
|
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I mean the veins. | |
| Yeah, it's a little photoshopped. | ||
| That one's a little photoshopped. | ||
| No, there's pictures of him legitimately in the gym lifting weights. | ||
| Yeah, muscle fitness. | ||
| He's not as big there as he was in the other ones. | ||
| But that vascularity. | ||
| In some movies he got bigger than he did in other ones. | ||
| That's probably as legit as it gets. | ||
|
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He's awesome. | |
| That's what he really is built like. | ||
| He's shredded, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's some of him lifting. | ||
| There's one of him deadlifting. | ||
| See if you can find Hugh Jackman deadlifting. | ||
| I think he's gay. | ||
| I'm not going to comment on that. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| There he is in the pool. | ||
| I'll get that some bullshit there. | ||
| That looks like a normal dude. | ||
| Oh, there's one of them deadlifting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jacked. | ||
| That's Wolverine. | ||
| That's a lot of weight right there. | ||
| A lot of weight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he's lifting some real weight. | ||
| I mean, that's the way to get bigger, man. | ||
| You want to get bigger, you got to deadlift. | ||
| Yeah, deadlift. | ||
| That's what I always say, Joe. | ||
| Is that what you always say? | ||
| Always. | ||
| Hey, take the one to the speed of it. | ||
|
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Boom! | |
| What's up, son? | ||
| Hey. | ||
| That's a good body right there. | ||
| He's wearing jean shorts. | ||
| Well, you're fucking right, he is. | ||
| Being a multi-millionaire. | ||
| It's Wolverine. | ||
| That's what he wears. | ||
| Daisy Dukes. | ||
| That's a tough thing to pull off today. | ||
| As a guy? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Back in the day, you can do it. | ||
| I was off Third Street yesterday, and just every girl had her ass cheeks out. | ||
| Like, these short, short shorts are in. | ||
| Those bitches aren't playing. | ||
| Ass or not, I'm like, God damn. | ||
| Those bitches aren't playing. | ||
| They're not playing. | ||
| They try to sell that pussy. | ||
| White girls with flat asses rock them. | ||
| Just whatever, man. | ||
| I'll tell you who can sing and dance. | ||
| That guy Hugh Jackman. | ||
| Why are you changing the subject? | ||
| Oh, sorry. | ||
| I want to go back to muscles. | ||
| Oh, your boy Ben Saunders. | ||
| Oh, Ben Saunders! | ||
| Ben Saunders and Peter Sabato. | ||
| That's a good fight. | ||
| Biggest 170 in the world. | ||
| Tallest. | ||
| Oh, he's 6'2". | ||
| He's definitely not, but keep talking. | ||
| A 70? | ||
| Damian Maia's bigger. | ||
| Really? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| You might used to fight at 85. Wow. | ||
| Yeah, Damien's going to be in town soon. | ||
| I'm going to try to get him on the podcast. | ||
| That'd be great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| His English isn't phenomenal. | ||
| It's not the best, but it's good enough. | ||
| I didn't think Cyborg was going to be great. | ||
| He was good enough. | ||
| Well, Cyborg, you brought her in with her boyfriend, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did you see what Brian Stan did to Tyron Woodley when they were talking about, after he won, what's his name, won... | ||
| Damian Maia. | ||
| And Brian Stan took a knapsack and put it on his back, and then Brian Stan would go, forget that knapsack, and he just jumped on his back and goes, this is what's going to feel like, get used to this. | ||
| And Tyron Woodley's holding him in a suit. | ||
| What do you see what Tyron Woodley did? | ||
| He made a video of him preparing for the Damian Maia fight. | ||
| He put a backpack on and went through his entire workout with a backpack on. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Do you hear what Jermaine Durandamy said? | ||
| No. | ||
| Jermaine Durandamy said she's not fighting cyborgs. | ||
| She's going to vacate the belt. | ||
| Cyborg's a cheater. | ||
| She's a known cheater. | ||
| She said, I can't trust her to not cheat. | ||
| She cheated her whole career. | ||
| Have you ever seen someone so scared to defend the belt after? | ||
| Yeah, that sounds like a little bit of a cop-out, doesn't it? | ||
| Because, I mean, when was the last time Cyborg got caught? | ||
| In 2012? | ||
| Here's Tyron working out with the backpack on. | ||
| That's funny. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| That's a good way to fuck your back up. | ||
| That's funny. | ||
| Not really. | ||
| There's no weight in that. | ||
| He's just got some clothes. | ||
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He's just joking around. | |
| He's just joking around. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But there's not a good way to... | ||
| I work out with a backpack on. | ||
| I have a specific backpack that's designed by this company called the Outdoorsman that actually holds a weight plate on it. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| Like an Olympic barbell plate. | ||
| You gotta send me all this shit. | ||
| I'll send it to you. | ||
| But they have a thing on it where it sticks on the back. | ||
| I actually have two of them. | ||
| I'll give you one. | ||
| Please. | ||
| And you put a weight plate on it and it clamps down just like a barbell. | ||
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Damn, that's sick. | |
| Because I used a weighted vest. | ||
| It's not great. | ||
| Not as good. | ||
| You can get 90 pounds on this fucker. | ||
| Damn, son. | ||
| I need that See if you can find one of those, Jamie. | ||
| Dude, how about I fucked my knee up? | ||
| I fucked my knee up. | ||
| I've been running so much. | ||
| It just hurts. | ||
| I was running yesterday. | ||
| I text Cam and go, hey man, I'm putting a lot of miles in you. | ||
| I'm doing like six miles a day right now every day. | ||
| I'm going to put a lot of miles in, man. | ||
| My knee hurts. | ||
| What do you do? | ||
| He goes, it takes like six hours because he's probably killing to shoot some bear in the face. | ||
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He was. | |
| Yeah, he was. | ||
| He texted me back. | ||
| He goes, yeah, you get injuries from time to time. | ||
| I kind of just suck up and power through it. | ||
| That's all he does. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Oh, cool, man! | ||
| Here's another thing about care. | ||
| Right on, that's what I'll do. | ||
| Sleeps four hours a night, never gets sick. | ||
| He's just a freak. | ||
| He's just eating moose meat every day, too. | ||
| I don't think that hurts. | ||
| He eats bear three days a week. | ||
| He's just an animal. | ||
| I feel like that's really good for you. | ||
| I just need to lose some weight if I'm a run as much as I am. | ||
| I'm not fat. | ||
| I just need to lose a little weight. | ||
| I feel like this one thing that is legit about what Cam is doing is not just his mental toughness is undeniable, his work ethic undeniable, the fact that he's been running forever undeniable. | ||
| His sleeveless teeth. | ||
| He eats wild game. | ||
| His shirts are so gay. | ||
| I keep telling him. | ||
| You cannot cut your shirt down to this. | ||
| I know you live in Oregon, but if you come to California, you can't dress like that because someone's going to fuck you. | ||
| You can't get a dick in your mouth while you're on the bench. | ||
| He has the skinny tees. | ||
| He cuts them thin like this. | ||
| That doesn't seem like Cam at all. | ||
| His tits are out the back. | ||
| I'm like, bro, you do that here, I promise you're going to get a dick in your mouth. | ||
| Go to Cam's Instagram story. | ||
| And it's him and his boy like, yeah, bumping chest. | ||
| And they both have the same T on. | ||
| The T tank. | ||
| I need a PC to do the Instagram story. | ||
| You'll love this, B. Really? | ||
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Yeah, you can do it. | |
| You'll love this. | ||
| Oh, the Instagram story. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| See if you can find pictures of him working out on his... | ||
| But here, I'll find it. | ||
| There's tons of pictures on there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| His Instagram stories are pretty ridiculous, though. | ||
| Hey, Cam, if you're listening, let's stop wearing those tanks. | ||
| You know I love you, Cam. | ||
| But cut the shit, buddy. | ||
| Yeah, bro. | ||
| You do that here in LA, you can get fucked in the mouth. | ||
| And it says it's meat, sir. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| It's not a bad... | ||
| I mean, he looks... | ||
| Dude, that's every gay man's dream. | ||
| Every shirt. | ||
| It's meat, sir. | ||
| It's meat, sir. | ||
| Do you know what that it's meat, sir is from? | ||
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No. | |
| It's a quote by John Mayer, which is even more gay. | ||
| John Mayer was on some sort of a radio show, and they were asking him about what he eats. | ||
| He was in Montana. | ||
| And he's like, well, I have some friends, and they cook wild game. | ||
| And he's like, how do you cook it? | ||
| He goes, it's meat, sir. | ||
| You cook it. | ||
| It's meat, sir. | ||
| He's the songbird of our generation, so you guys watch your fucking mouths. | ||
| It's not really anymore. | ||
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Where'd he go? | |
| He just kind of fell off. | ||
| He started talking shit about girls he fucked. | ||
| Like Jessica Simpson and shit. | ||
| He did some interviews, and he was like dishing, and everybody lost a lot of respect for him. | ||
| It was weird, yeah. | ||
| Because he was the guy... | ||
| Your body's a wonderland. | ||
| Everybody wants to think he's just romantic. | ||
| My father's be good to your daughters. | ||
| How about you be good to my daughter, you piece of shit? | ||
| Yeah, fuck you, man. | ||
| Hey, fuck you, John, man. | ||
| God, you so talented, though? | ||
| Powerful 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu. | ||
| Ben Saunders ready to go down. | ||
| Damn, waiting at 168. Woo! | ||
| Every bit of 6-2. | ||
| Every bit of 6-2. | ||
| He's one of the nicest guys on the planet Earth. | ||
| Great dude. | ||
| Yeah, I love Ben. | ||
| He's a fucking great guy. | ||
| I can't wait for the main event. | ||
| He's got a nasty fucking guard too, man. | ||
| Nasty guard. | ||
| If you don't know what you're doing and Ben Saunders wraps you up, he's gonna put you in some bad positions. | ||
| Let's see what Peter Sabata could do about that. | ||
| Good Darces. | ||
| What is Eddie Bravo doing? | ||
| He's in Thailand? | ||
| He's in Singapore. | ||
| He was doing a super camp. | ||
| He was over there teaching jiu-jitsu, and then he was there for the 1FC event, which fucking Ben Askren, still undefeated now, 16-0. | ||
| Jesus Christ, UFC. He's such a freak. | ||
| Bring him over here, please, while he still can fight. | ||
| Hey, hold on. | ||
| You signed fucking Saki. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Gokhan. | ||
| Gokhan Saki. | ||
| Gokhan Saki. | ||
| Which would have been great six years ago. | ||
| Fucking signed Ben Askren. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Oh, come on, bro. | ||
| I'm still down for Gokhan Saki right now, son. | ||
| Gokhan is a fucking savage. | ||
| Yeah, no, he's a super savage. | ||
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People are avoiding him. | |
| Let's toss him a grappler. | ||
| Yeah, that's gonna happen. | ||
| Yeah, that's gonna happen, hopefully. | ||
| It's a weird signing. | ||
| Hopefully he'll have a guy who's willing to stand with him. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Not good for Ben. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Oh, he cracked me with the overhand left. | ||
| You signed Gokhan, but you won't sign fucking Ben Askren? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Ben Askren and Dana White have a real thing. | ||
| Ben Askren talked a bunch of shit about Dana White. | ||
| How many years ago? | ||
| Come on, drop it. | ||
| You're preaching to the choir. | ||
| If it was me, I would have already signed him. | ||
| I would have signed him five, six years ago. | ||
| You got Dana's ear calling, Dana. | ||
| You don't want to listen to me. | ||
| Look, it's the same thing about me telling you to write jokes. | ||
| I don't do it. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| I write jokes, you fuck. | ||
| That's my nerve. | ||
| Don't say that. | ||
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It bothers me. | |
| That's a trigger. | ||
| Nothing gets me in the world, but that's a trigger. | ||
| If anybody says that, I'll have an argument now in my car as I'm driving. | ||
| I'm like, hey, fucking... | ||
| The thing is, you put Ben at the Worldweight division, he's going to wrestle his way to the championship, and they don't want that. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I want to see him versus Damian Meyer. | ||
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Yes! | |
| Or, you know, Woodley has something to say for Ben, too. | ||
| Oh, fuck yeah. | ||
| They're training partners. | ||
| They're training partners. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But that's a problem. | ||
| But the problem with Woodley is Woodley can put you on the fucking planet Pluto with one punch. | ||
| He's so fucking... | ||
| Yeah, I get you though. | ||
| Planet Pluto one punch. | ||
| Kind of fucking stumbled through that one. | ||
| I always say put you on Pluto. | ||
| I was trying to come up with a better word. | ||
| Damien has a very hard time taking Woodley down. | ||
| How do you think that fight goes down? | ||
| It's a hard fight for Damien. | ||
| Very hard fight. | ||
| Rough matchup for Damien. | ||
| Because Woodley is ruthlessly powerful on his feet. | ||
| His fucking striking is so scary. | ||
| Think about what he did to Wonderboy. | ||
| Two fights in a row. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Two fights in a row. | ||
| One fight. | ||
| Two fights. | ||
| That second fight was dog shit. | ||
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He hurt him. | |
| He hurt him bad, though. | ||
|
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Still. | |
| 32nd in the fifth round. | ||
| But still, he can do that. | ||
| He can hurt you. | ||
| It's always a liability. | ||
| And he's hurting Wonderboy, who's one of the best strikers literally ever in the 170-pound division. | ||
| True. | ||
| Tyron Woodley can hurt anybody. | ||
| Look what he did to Robbie Lawyer. | ||
| One punch. | ||
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Bong! | |
| Here's the problem. | ||
| Well, not the problem, but if Damien Mize doesn't even engage in that, he's going to jump to guard and half guard. | ||
| That's where it gets tricky. | ||
| He's going to try, but he's 39 years old, and he's going to try to take down... | ||
| Oh, he's way bigger. | ||
|
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He's taller. | |
| He's taller. | ||
| But Tyron is a fucking tank. | ||
| He's all muscle. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| But you get Damian Maia in a deep half guard, I don't care who you are. | ||
| You're going to have some trouble. | ||
| Yeah, but you're going to be taking shots on the way in. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| I think Woodley's the roughest matchup for Damian Maia to get a belt. | ||
| Yeah, I think so. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There couldn't be a worse matchup for him, but I like it. | ||
| I like it because it's interesting, but man, I wish Damien had a shot at this like a few years ago. | ||
| Sabato's got some good striking. | ||
| He's got a great jab. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| He's doing these undercuts and all this kind of stuff. | ||
| Oh, Sabato's a good fighter. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| He's a very good fighter. | ||
| Is he a striker first? | ||
| Dean Lister in his corner. | ||
| Yeah, he is definitely. | ||
| Is it Dean Lister in Peter Sabato's corner? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Where is he? | ||
| Look at this jab. | ||
| You'll see him. | ||
| Boom, boom. | ||
| Pretty sure. | ||
| Ben's got a long-ass reach, man, and he likes to throw a lot of those front kicks to the body. | ||
| Dude, how about cowboy Robbie Lawler? | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| So, I think Ben, I mean, Ben can stand with people for sure, but I think Ben's best chance is if he can get this fight to the ground. | ||
| See, I think Ben in the clinch is what he's best. | ||
| Zimbardo's really jabbing him up, Ben. | ||
| I love Ben in the plum. | ||
| Yeah, no, he's got a great plum. | ||
| Yeah, a great plum. | ||
| His knees, he's long. | ||
| They can't really get to him because he's so much bigger than them. | ||
| What's the plum? | ||
| The tie clutch. | ||
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Oh. | |
| Sabato's been lighting him up with that jab, man. | ||
| Yeah, it's a nice step-in jab. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Swift. | ||
| He's going underneath, too. | ||
| He's doing uppercuts. | ||
| I think it's a hard time sometimes when southpaws fight other southpaws, too. | ||
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They're like, ooh. | |
| Yeah, it's a bit of a shit show. | ||
| This guy's facing, looks just like me. | ||
| Ben's eye is pretty fucked up from that jab. | ||
| He keeps getting caught, man. | ||
| Ben's just trying to close the distance. | ||
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Oh! | |
| He got clipped. | ||
| He got clipped with that left hand. | ||
| That's the same thing that we got clipped. | ||
| That's why it's not going great for him. | ||
| Ben's taking a lot of punishment to the face. | ||
| He's moving now. | ||
| Okay, but he's trying to get that clinch. | ||
| He's trying to get that clinch in Sabata. | ||
| Okay, let's see if he can do anything. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay, here we go. | ||
| How much smarter would it be for Sabata to let him stand up? | ||
| Sabata fucked up. | ||
| He fucked up. | ||
| He's getting wrapped up here. | ||
| He's in mission control here. | ||
| This is what Ben needs. | ||
| This is not good. | ||
| This is not good for Sabata. | ||
| And Ben's got these crazy long-ass legs. | ||
| He's going to get that left leg out. | ||
| Watch him pop that left leg out. | ||
| He's also recovering. | ||
| Sabata is trying to ease his right knee forward every time Ben moves his leg, but it's going to pop up over the top. | ||
| Now, Sabata's not in a good place. | ||
| This is not good. | ||
| What's he in danger of getting caught with here? | ||
| Submissions. | ||
| So first of all, his left arm is completely trapped, and his right arm is on the mat, which is the wrong place for it. | ||
| His right arm should be on the chest right now. | ||
| Because Ben's going to put him in the dead orchard, which means both legs trapped in a triangle, or both arms, rather, trapped in a triangle. | ||
| How much time is left, though? | ||
| Not much. | ||
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Ten seconds. | |
| If they pulled the clock, it's probably ten. | ||
| Ten seconds, yeah. | ||
| But also remember, Ben's recovering right now. | ||
| That's it. | ||
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That's it. | |
| Great move by Ben. | ||
| Terrible move by Homeboy to let him go to fall down to the ground. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know why he did that. | ||
| I think he thought he could hammer him out and then he got wrapped up. | ||
| Yeah, interesting. | ||
| So what were we talking about? | ||
| Non-fight related. | ||
| We were just talking about something super important. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| We're talking about Tyron Woodley, Damien Lyer, Jermaine Durand, Duck and Cyborg. | ||
| Cyborg, I think, takes a lot too much heat. | ||
| Do you? | ||
| Don't you think that she's changed her physiology? | ||
| Don't you think that... | ||
| I mean, no more than anybody else has, right? | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| What other woman has done that? | ||
| Well, I mean, if we're talking about steroid use that she got caught with 2012, I mean, how many people have been caught with steroid? | ||
| I think she takes an unfair brunt. | ||
| Oh, look at that straight left. | ||
| That's a straight straight left. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Hey, Joe, forget about all that stuff. | ||
| It is what it is. | ||
| So what do you do with that 145-pound division? | ||
| You just don't give Cyborg a fight? | ||
| No, I think you vacate. | ||
| If Jermaine Duran, to me, does not want to fight Cyborg. | ||
| Which she said. | ||
| And you are allowing Cyborg to fight, and she won't fight her. | ||
| First of all, you've got to give Cyborg... | ||
| I mean, you've got to give her a fight, right? | ||
| Isn't she fighting Kat? | ||
| Kat and her both want it, but for whatever reason, they want to announce the fight on the Anaheim card. | ||
| Why won't they announce it? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| Talk to your boy. | ||
| Well, who knows what's going on? | ||
| You'd have to talk to Kat, because Kat just came out hard against Reebok. | ||
| You see that interview? | ||
| Yeah, I saw that, but the thing is, Kat wants to fight, Cyborg wants to fight, but there seems to be some sort of hiccup. | ||
| I'm not sure what it is. | ||
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I don't know what it is. | |
| But also, Cyborg's going on social media, and it's good she's voicing her pain, she's unhappy, but it's relentless. | ||
| It's every day. | ||
| I don't know if they want that as their champ. | ||
| So you want the fight and you want to be the champ now, but the UFC's going, hold up. | ||
| She's already, you know, yelling now. | ||
| What is she saying every day? | ||
| She's saying, give me a fight. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Ben Saunders with a stiff jab. | ||
| She's literally saying, I don't understand. | ||
| Give me a fight. | ||
| Let me fight Megan Anderson, who's, you know, the champion and victor. | ||
| Let me fight Kat. | ||
| Let me fight somebody. | ||
| Do something. | ||
| Well, I could see her argument. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| She wants a fight, and Megan Anderson wants a fighter. | ||
| I think that's a good fight. | ||
| That's the best fight you can make. | ||
| Kat Singano really doesn't make sense. | ||
| Well, Kat Singano has a name in the UFC, and Megan Anderson doesn't have a name in the UFC yet. | ||
| But yeah, I agree with you. | ||
| That's a good fight. | ||
| And Megan Anderson's a big girl. | ||
| Big girl and very talented. | ||
| Very talented. | ||
| It's a great fight. | ||
| Oh, Ben got rocked! | ||
| Oh, Sabata! | ||
| Oh, Jesus! | ||
| This is tough for Ben, man. | ||
| He's taken a lot of punishment in this fight. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Fuck, he's tough, though. | ||
| Look how tough he is, dude. | ||
| God, is he tough? | ||
| Tough as shit. | ||
| My God, he's just... | ||
| Ooh, Sabato's got that crazy... | ||
| Sabato's being calculated. | ||
| It's an uppercut. | ||
| That, like, sort of up-jab. | ||
| Up-jab. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| He's being very smart and calculated. | ||
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Not rushing. | |
| Ben's taking punishment here, though. | ||
| He's busted up, man. | ||
| He's busted up. | ||
| What a tough... | ||
| He's fucking taking punishment. | ||
| He keeps coming back. | ||
| He's trying to strike with him, too, man. | ||
| That Anaheim card has John and DC, though, too. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Can't wait for that. | ||
| Well, and I think there's another big fight on that card, too, right? | ||
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There is. | |
| Who is it? | ||
| It just got announced, didn't it? | ||
| Young Jamie, what's the current state of the Anaheim card? | ||
| I just don't know why you don't do Cyborg versus that Megan Anderson. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Oh my god! | ||
| They should stop the fight. | ||
| Stop, stop, please stop the fight. | ||
| Please, please stop the fight. | ||
| He's going to stop it. | ||
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Stop, stop, stop, stop. | |
| That's it. | ||
| That's a good stoppage. | ||
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That was a terrible fight for Ben. | |
| Oof. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Peter Sabota. | ||
| Hey, man. | ||
| Poor man. | ||
| He's a tough guy, but that's a legit stoppage. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He got hurt. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| I can't wait for this man. | ||
| He was taking a lot of punishment. | ||
| Peter Sabota looked good. | ||
| UFC 214. Okay. | ||
| Daniel Cormier, Jon Jones. | ||
| What else have we got here? | ||
| Oh, this isn't the main... | ||
| I mean, this is just who's on so far. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Oh, Dulo Choi and Andrew Feely. | ||
| Ooh, Sterling Hennenborough. | ||
| That's a fun one. | ||
| I mean, these aren't any needle movers, but they're still going to fill the card up. | ||
| Ooh, Jared Brooks! | ||
| That's a big step up for Aljamain Sterling. | ||
| Huge step up. | ||
| They're banking on Hennen kind of being over the hill, I think. | ||
| Hennenborough's 15? | ||
| He's ranked number 15? | ||
| Is he really? | ||
| I mean, he's lost his last two. | ||
| How old is he? | ||
| It's featherweight now, right? | ||
| Remember, we went out for 35. That's right. | ||
| But still, 15? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fuck, son. | ||
| Did you hear that... | ||
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What's her face? | |
| Tested positive? | ||
| What the fuck's her name? | ||
| In Dallas. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I saw that. | ||
| Who is this? | ||
| But under USADA? Yeah, she had an elevated epitestosterone ratio. | ||
| Who is this? | ||
| What the fuck's her name? | ||
| Jermaine? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| What the hell's her name, Jamie? | ||
| Yeah, but under USADA rules, she wouldn't have tested positive. | ||
| So it's under the Dallas Commission. | ||
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Casey? | |
| Doesn't say... | ||
| Yeah, Courtney Casey. | ||
| Courtney Casey. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| That's what sucks. | ||
| Her win is overturned. | ||
| She's fined 5,000. | ||
| But under USADA rules, she'd pass the test. | ||
| But under Dallas Commission, like, nah, son, not up in here. | ||
| Under USADA rule, she passed the test. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How's that work? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| But she has an elevated epitestosterone to testosterone ratio, right? | ||
| Yeah, before Dallas, though. | ||
| But under USADA regulation, she didn't. | ||
| That's weird. | ||
| But Dallas Commission's the one who overturned it, because that's the commission. | ||
| Isn't that weird? | ||
| Well, I mean, it makes you think, like, why doesn't... | ||
| Do USADA have more stringent testing than Dallas? | ||
| I don't understand. | ||
| They have different standards, like Olympics 1-1, I think, or 2-1, some are 4-1, 5-1. | ||
|
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Here it is. | |
| Casey picked up the biggest win, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| USADA, the official anti-doping agency, has yet to announce if they'll be taking any action. | ||
| Oh, so Dallas has only suspended her for a short amount of time, though. | ||
| The only suspended for 90 days. | ||
| We have not been informed by USADA of anything regarding potential anti-doping policy violation for Courtney Casey. | ||
| No positive tests, no suspicion of anything. | ||
| Now or in the past, USADA has not been in contact about anything. | ||
| So scroll up to the top of this article. | ||
| So what happened here then? | ||
| Suspended for three months. | ||
| See, that's what's weird. | ||
| Because suspending her for three months through Dallas, if you get suspended through USADA, it's two years. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Isn't it two years? | ||
| I mean, most of the commissions, they all follow the same rules, but she's just suspended in Dallas. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Joe Daddy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| All the four to one, I think Olympics two to one, just depends on the commission. | ||
| But with USADA, because USADA is an employee of the UFC, remember? | ||
| USADA is an outsourced, subcontracted employee of the UFC. Yeah, but how does USADA not catch it? | ||
| That's what I don't understand. | ||
| Don't they test the samples as well? | ||
| Wasn't it random? | ||
| They don't test everyone, do they? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't think they don't test every fighter on the card. | ||
| But Dallas does? | ||
| Or Dallas did random. | ||
| She was one of the random ones. | ||
| Now, what causes someone to have an elevated epitestosterone range? | ||
| There's a bunch. | ||
| There's a bunch of ways to trip those, yeah. | ||
| But a lot of it is like taking some sort of external testosterone, right? | ||
| Could be, yeah. | ||
| Peter Sabota. | ||
| TKL. Looking good. | ||
| Look at that wool jacket. | ||
| Look at that handsome bastard. | ||
| You better come correct in England, man. | ||
| Hard as a handsome dude. | ||
| He's a very good looking man. | ||
| He's got a pocket square? | ||
| Of course he does, right? | ||
| Yes, there it is. | ||
| Guy Ritchie style. | ||
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Oh, there's Dean Lister. | |
| Powerful Dean Lister. | ||
| Looking thicker than a musketeer. | ||
| He is so thick. | ||
| He rolls with Jocko all the time. | ||
| They're training partners. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When Callan's out of the room, let's talk shit about him. | ||
| Hey guys, come on. | ||
| Seriously, man. | ||
| That's where I draw the line, huh? | ||
| So about that joke writing. | ||
| I fucking knew it! | ||
|
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I fucking knew it! | |
| He's such a character. | ||
| That's a trigger form. | ||
| It's fine. | ||
| I avoid it. | ||
|
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I can't help it. | |
| I don't want to do it. | ||
| I can't help it. | ||
| It's like I want to poke. | ||
| It's a soft spot. | ||
| It's the only soft spot you'll see on him. | ||
| I see it right there. | ||
| I just want to go... | ||
| I avoid it. | ||
| And then to overcompensate for the next week and talk about how much writing he's doing. | ||
| I'm like, dude, I never said he did it. | ||
| Tell Joe this, not me, man. | ||
| Talk about his boxing and how much writing he's doing, sparring. | ||
| Dove Davidoff's a tough guy, okay? | ||
| I know we're just talking shit, but Dove Davidoff can fight. | ||
| He can fight. | ||
| And he's a good friend of mine, just like John Joseph. | ||
| John Joseph. | ||
| We're tight. | ||
| We're tight. | ||
| That's a good-looking jacket Dan Hardy's wearing. | ||
| What's up with that third button? | ||
|
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The English has to come correct, man. | |
| I love when your boy Guy Ritchie broke it down on the suit. | ||
| I said, fucking educate this man. | ||
| Guy Ritchie's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| He really is. | ||
| Legit black belt? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's a Henzo Gracie black belt. | ||
| He's been doing it for a while. | ||
| Henzo Gracie doesn't give out any bullshit black belts. | ||
| You know what broke my heart is hearing that and then hearing his movie bombed. | ||
| Did it bomb? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| Did you watch it? | ||
| You didn't see it? | ||
| No, I didn't see it. | ||
| I'm just saying at the box office. | ||
| No, I don't know if it sucks. | ||
| I just know it didn't do well at the box office, which doesn't mean it bombed as far as money making. | ||
| It's a tough sell, man. | ||
| Oh, movies are awesome. | ||
| King Arthur movie with a modern twist, too. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like that. | ||
| I know. | ||
| But if anyone... | ||
| I feel like they didn't announce that Guy Ritchie was that big of a part of it. | ||
| I feel like that would have sold it more. | ||
| Because once I found out he was doing it, I was like, oh, I'm definitely in now. | ||
| They're talking about Jimmy Manum while fighting a boxing match with David Hay. | ||
| He's trying to organize some sort of a boxing match. | ||
| I don't get it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I would like to see, because Manawa is such a fucking badass striker, if he wants to be that badass striker, please welcome Gokhan Saki! | ||
| Perfect. | ||
| That's the fight. | ||
| That's the fight. | ||
| Jimmy Manawa's going to show up with a fucking singlin' on. | ||
| He's got his ASICS wrestling shoes on. | ||
| ASICS fucking the... | ||
| Fucking air covers on. | ||
| All fingers taped. | ||
| Because he wants to wrestle him. | ||
| He'll be down in a three-point stance. | ||
| You don't want to strike with a Turkish Tyson. | ||
| Have you ever seen Gokhan Saki? | ||
| I've never seen. | ||
| Pull up a Gokhan Saki highlight reel. | ||
| Powerful dad gut. | ||
| Prepare to watch a motherfucker knock people into another dimension. | ||
| While we do that, I want to ask you really quick. | ||
|
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The UFC just signed him, B. Lightning hands, B. I want to ask you really quickly. | |
| If I put moose meat and elk on a plate, could you tell the difference? | ||
| Depends on how it's prepared. | ||
| They're very similar. | ||
| There he is. | ||
| Elk has a little bit more flavor to it. | ||
| Is this a highlight reel? | ||
|
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Yeah, it says highlight reel. | |
| Bet your sweet ass it's a highlight reel. | ||
| His fucking hand combinations are ruthless. | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| Oh dude, you don't even know, man. | ||
| He's one of the best kickboxers of all time. | ||
| I'm surprised they didn't sign Tyrone Spong. | ||
| Jesus! | ||
| Well, Tyrone Spong has a broken leg, you know. | ||
| Oh my god, look at this! | ||
| From Gokhan Saki. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| You know that, right? | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| Woo! | ||
| Come on, son. | ||
| Gokhan Saki will light motherfuckers up. | ||
| Oh no. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That left hook? | ||
|
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Oh, no. | |
| Dude, he has an educated left hand. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| See, his body's nothing to write home about. | ||
| Nope, just he will destroy you. | ||
| He's just a stocky fella. | ||
| He's a savage. | ||
| He's a fucking straight savage. | ||
| That's over him, son. | ||
| Oh, wheel kick! | ||
| That was over him, by the way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How much does he weigh? | ||
| How big is he? | ||
| He's a 205-er. | ||
| He's gonna fight 205. That's him against Spong. | ||
| He fought Spong and checked his leg and Spong's leg snapped in half like Anderson Silva's. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| How is his... | ||
| Tell him to get that mask off. | ||
| That shit doesn't work. | ||
| Those are bad for you. | ||
| These people believe in those fucking masks, man. | ||
| That's silly. | ||
| How is his wrestling, Gokhan Saki? | ||
| I'd say terrible to awful. | ||
| His kickboxing is off the fucking charts. | ||
| You know his record is in MMA? Owen Warren. | ||
| Owen Warren. | ||
| He got submitted. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Ooh, son. | ||
| Hey, that Korean dude came correct, though, with the fashion. | ||
| Sure did. | ||
| Oh, look at this. | ||
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Look at this. | |
| The fucking left hand. | ||
| The human rooster goes down. | ||
| That left hand is off the charts. | ||
| Oh, look at him. | ||
| Just kicking like this. | ||
| Now imagine those with four ounce gloves on. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Watch this combination, man. | ||
| Hey. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Come on, son. | ||
| Yeah, but he's gonna get taken down. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| No, they're not gonna give him wrestlers, B. Dude, look at this fucking combination. | ||
| They're gonna make it exciting. | ||
| And this is Daniel Gita he's fighting, by the way. | ||
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Oh my god! | |
| He's one of the best heavyweights in the fucking world. | ||
| I love this dude with the blonde mohawk. | ||
| Well, how do you strike with him, then, if you're a UFC guy? | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You gotta find out whether or not you can. | ||
| It's a different game. | ||
| I'll tell you this right now. | ||
| I don't want to be Jimmy Emanuel. | ||
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I'm finding out. | |
| I don't want to fight these girls. | ||
| Well, who knows if they're gonna give him Jimmy Emanuel. | ||
| Because Jimmy Emanuel is, like, top three in the world right now. | ||
| That light heavyweight, though, it's fucking... | ||
| We need something. | ||
| That's a wheel kick. | ||
| Well, I just feel like someone, they're going to put him in there with someone that's a good fighter. | ||
| Which is just striking. | ||
| This is a big test, though. | ||
| I mean, to have him come into the UFC, it's a big signing. | ||
| It's a big deal. | ||
| For a guy like me, I mean, my dick is hard as a rock right now. | ||
| I'm very excited about this. | ||
| See, I looked down and went, God, I feel like that's a Bellator move. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Look at this motherfucker! | ||
| What's he gonna do? | ||
| Look at his hands! | ||
|
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Okay! | |
| He's gonna put hands on people! | ||
| No, he's not! | ||
| I'll take a high school wrestler and he's gonna mop them on the fucking floor! | ||
| Why give him a high school wrestler? | ||
| Because the UFC! I want to give him somebody who lost a bet and who has to go in there and stare with him. | ||
| Who has a little bit of grudge and the UFC's like, you're gonna have to do this one for us. | ||
| Someone who's just like, questionable judgment. | ||
| Someone who makes a lot of mistakes in their life. | ||
| Thinks they're a good striker. | ||
| Oh yeah, you like the strike? | ||
| Here's Gokan. | ||
| That's terrifying. | ||
| Well, someone who wants to prove, I want to welcome them to the UFC and show them what a real striker can do. | ||
| But it might be the Meinhof phenomenon, too, though. | ||
| Like, what's his name? | ||
| Melvin Meinhof. | ||
| Manhoff. | ||
| Who was it? | ||
| Manhoff. | ||
| I was like, is this like some sort of a scientific principle? | ||
| Yes, Manhoff. | ||
| I thought you were going to say about the Winhof. | ||
| But he was so scary and devastating. | ||
| But you're talking 10 years ago. | ||
| I'm saying, though, he didn't, after the Lawler thing, Melvin, yeah. | ||
| Melvin was a monster, but Melvin had so many knockout losses that he really can't take a shot anymore, unfortunately. | ||
| He just got KO'd again. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, he just got head kicked again in Bellator. | ||
| Look at that jacket. | ||
| Strong jacket. | ||
| That Abakini jacket's killing the game. | ||
| Did you guys sell out of those or what? | ||
| Oh, did we ever? | ||
| Did we ever, dude. | ||
| Do you guys, when you sell things, if you sell a lot of them, do you bring them back? | ||
|
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Yeah, if they're good, we always bring them back. | ||
| We got our summer collection about to drop. | ||
| What do we got? | ||
| Tees, tanks. | ||
| Tees and tanks. | ||
| Tees and tanks. | ||
| Tees, tanks, dad hats. | ||
| See, I want my OSP sake. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| OSP will take him down and Von Flew the fuck out of him. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| That's why I want to see it. | ||
| He shouldn't fight a top ten guy right away to think that's silly. | ||
| I mean, I don't know what kind of experience he has in training. | ||
| I mean, I really... | ||
| Let's CM Punk it up! | ||
| That'll be hilarious. | ||
| He's a lot bigger than CM Punk, too. | ||
| Hey, it's the Wild West these days. | ||
| And you watch the video, it would be all about CM Punk. | ||
| Because the owners don't know what they're doing, so they just put all their eggs in CM Punk's basket. | ||
| Then he gets fucking axe kicked to the skull and cracks his face in half. | ||
| That's what would happen. | ||
| He gets... | ||
| Put on blast. | ||
| He's not going to fight again in the UFC, is he? | ||
| Yeah, he could easily. | ||
| He is, for sure. | ||
| With this regime, yeah. | ||
| Look, the UFC is in a weird position right now. | ||
| Conor is not fighting in the UFC right now. | ||
| I mean, he's on hold for this Floyd Mayweather fight. | ||
| Ronda's completely out of the picture. | ||
| Mighty Mouse doesn't want to fight TJ. Cody is hurt. | ||
| Like, boy. | ||
| Name the biggest fight of the year, Joe. | ||
| It's been a rough year. | ||
| D.C. John. | ||
| D.C. John's gonna be the biggest fight. | ||
| Well, that's gonna be the biggest fight. | ||
| I'm saying so far, though. | ||
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So far? | |
| There really hasn't been any bangers like we're used to. | ||
| But what is the big... | ||
| The steep A1, but the numbers aren't crazy. | ||
| I'm saying like a needle mover. | ||
| What were the numbers on that? | ||
| Can you bring that up, Jamie? | ||
| It wasn't like ground shaking. | ||
| You know what's crazy? | ||
| I was watching Spencer Brooke yesterday and went, holy shit, boxing this year is better than UFC for the first time in a long time. | ||
| That was a big fight. | ||
| But boxing in general this year has been killing it. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| Because they're making the matchups everyone wants to see. | ||
| Kovalev Ward is next week. | ||
|
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That's next week? | |
| Next week. | ||
| The second. | ||
|
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Jesus, that's exactly right. | |
| Yeah, right? | ||
| Oh no, two weeks. | ||
| Two weeks? | ||
| Two weeks. | ||
| Oh, two weeks, right. | ||
| It's the second. | ||
| It's the same weekend as the Aldo fight, right? | ||
| No. | ||
| It's after that. | ||
| It's the week after that. | ||
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Is it? | |
| Because I'm in Australia that week, I get back. | ||
| I made sure I fucking... | ||
| I don't want to miss that. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| 350,000 pay-per-view buys? | ||
| That is not that bad. | ||
| Excuse me. | ||
| Excuse me, sir? | ||
| Triple G got $150 for him. | ||
| It ain't paying your bills, though. | ||
| It's Triple G. I know, but isn't that crazy? | ||
| Not really. | ||
| He barely speaks English. | ||
| But he's such a phenomenal boxer. | ||
| Yeah, I know, but Canelo Chavez got over a million pay-per-views. | ||
| Canelo doesn't speak English at all. | ||
| He can a little, but he likes to stick to his native tongue. | ||
| I'm just saying... | ||
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I'm just saying, Stipe Dos Santos. | |
| Like, that card was a banger. | ||
| He likes to stick to his native tongue. | ||
| Dude, I would jack off to that whole lot of... | ||
| Certain things you say with real sexual flair. | ||
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That's funny. | |
| There's a sexual innuendo in there. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Two soaring black bucks. | ||
| You're called being a natural funny guy, Brian Callan. | ||
| Tell us about your tour dates. | ||
|
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I sure am. | |
| I will, guys. | ||
| Oh, me? | ||
| Not you, not you. | ||
|
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Ah, fuck off! | |
| Are you sold out in Australian? | ||
| Man, it's shit on Brian Day today. | ||
| We just added an extra show in Sydney. | ||
| Holy shit, you're sold out in Australia. | ||
| Brian, you sold out in Australia? | ||
| I don't want to talk about a beard or a fine improv! | ||
| Anyways, June 8th, 9th, and 10th, you fuckers! | ||
| Joe, all I'm saying is 350,000 buys for that magnitude of a card. | ||
| That card was so... | ||
| That was the best card of the year. | ||
| Live gate record for the UFC events at the American Airline Center, 2.6 million. | ||
| 19,000 fans. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| 350,000? | ||
| For that, it's crazy to me, man. | ||
| That's such a fun card. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it's just, we're in this weird time where people aren't, you know... | ||
| How well do you think is this going to do? | ||
| Holloway versus Jose Aldo? | ||
| That's a 350,000. | ||
| I'd say Jose versus Holloway in America. | ||
| About 27 buys. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Isn't that crazy, though? | ||
| That's the world we're in right now. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Well, I think it's also mismanagement by the UFC. I think that what you said about Frank Yeager, giving that young guy to Frank Yeager... | ||
| That's a different thing, though. | ||
| That's a different thing. | ||
| You're eating your young before they're ready. | ||
| Yeah, it's just you go through phases in fighting. | ||
| Like, Box right now is killing it, and they have all these stars ready to compete. | ||
| Yeah, but you're saying that after the fact. | ||
| If Yair did to Frank Yeager what he did to BJ Penn, you've got a giant superstar in Mexico. | ||
| But... | ||
| Let's be fair though, Joe. | ||
| Yair fighting BJ Penn is completely different than Yair fighting Frankie Edgar. | ||
| Oh, 100%. | ||
| I love BJ Penn more than a lot of people. | ||
| Oh, 100%. | ||
| He had no business fighting Yair. | ||
| That was a shitty fight to do to BJ Penn. | ||
| Well, we found out that he had no business fighting Yair. | ||
| He thought that he did. | ||
| Did we? | ||
| He thought he was going to be able to do something to him. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Yeah, well... | ||
| And then we're like, Yair, Frankie. | ||
| But remember, Yair asked for Frankie. | ||
| Kicking ass is timeless! | ||
| Yeah, but you don't... | ||
| Just because he asked for it. | ||
| Is it timeless? | ||
| Father Time says, is it though? | ||
| It was timeless for Randy Couture. | ||
| Well, until Machida said, is it timeless? | ||
| How's that tooth doing? | ||
| Flying front kick, Karate Kid style. | ||
| And B-Shop held Mitzvah the night before. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Volkan Ozdemir and Misha Sirkunov. | ||
| Two guys definitely getting stopped at TSA. Excuse me? | ||
| Your passport's from what? | ||
| I'm sorry, guys. | ||
|
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Where are they from? | |
| Is that name? | ||
| Are they from Dagestan or something? | ||
| I don't know where the fuck they're from, but those names confuse the shit out of... | ||
| They're from the Tartar Steps. | ||
| They're from those... | ||
| That's what I'm saying, bro. | ||
| But look at light heavyweight. | ||
| That dude's a stud. | ||
| He's from Toronto. | ||
| He's a stud. | ||
| Oh, fighting out of Toronto. | ||
| Fighting out of him. | ||
| He's a stud. | ||
| He speaks really good English, too, by the way. | ||
| And he's a fucking sick grappler. | ||
| That guy puts the squeeze on people. | ||
| Number five versus number seven. | ||
| If number seven Misha becomes fucking champion of the world, if you think 350,000 paper you guys were bad, you're about to get real, real nasty. | ||
| Misha Tate is the light heavyweight champion? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Different Misha. | ||
| She put on some weight. | ||
| He's a Russian, but god damn it. | ||
| And this guy... | ||
| It's a true international sport, guys. | ||
| Volkan Ozdemir! | ||
| He's the underdog. | ||
| Dude, he's the number five ranked? | ||
| How about a name like Volkan? | ||
| How did Ozdemir become number five ranked? | ||
| Because Cheeto Finger's like, yeah, let's do it. | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| And he's also a wizard. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
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How is he the number five ranked? | |
| Because heavyweight division is, you know... | ||
| Because he shakes his chest? | ||
| I want to say Ozdemir's only had... | ||
| A couple of fights in the UFC. How many fights has Ozdemir had in the UFC? Young Jamie. | ||
| Not a ton, and definitely didn't beat a lot of top-ranked guys. | ||
| Well, he had a good fight with OSP, but I believe he lost. | ||
| He lost that fight. | ||
| So many fights has Ozdemir had. | ||
| He beat OSP in a split decision. | ||
| Oh, he won. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| So in beating OSP, he became No. | ||
| 5 in one fight? | ||
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God, dog, they are thirsty for people. | |
| Shogun is No. | ||
| 4? | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| It's getting rough. | ||
| Wow, that's crazy. | ||
| They can't rank Jon Jones, even though Jon Jones is going to fight for the title, because he's suspended right now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dude, how about Gegard Mousasi? | ||
| They still haven't agreed on a money track. | ||
| Oh, because he's getting other boys. | ||
| Oh, what happened? | ||
| Ozdemir slept him. | ||
| Oh, number five. | ||
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Holy shit. | |
| Number one. | ||
| Get you some, John. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Get you some, John Jones. | ||
| What the fuck just happened? | ||
| I hope he gets on the mic and calls out. | ||
| Can't be that aggressive. | ||
| We call out Lil Nog. | ||
| Ozdemir. | ||
| Damn, Ozdemir. | ||
| I've been fucking talking about him since the 80s. | ||
| Well, I guess he's number one now. | ||
| He's number one. | ||
| Alexander Gustin, we're going to have to take a step back. | ||
| Listen, he's not hurt, so we're going to cancel this fight. | ||
| We're going to move the main event. | ||
| Ozdemir, Ozdemir. | ||
| Let's watch the highlight of that, man. | ||
| So it looks like Misha was trying to close the gap, and he just got lit up. | ||
| Let's check this out. | ||
| Lit up by the wizard. | ||
| That was a quick KO, man. | ||
| He looks like a guy who plays Dungeons and Dragons. | ||
| No, Vulcan's the exclusive name of wizardry. | ||
| He's backing him up. | ||
| He's getting lit the fuck up. | ||
| He's getting lit up. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| Hit him right behind the ear. | ||
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Wow. | |
| One short punch like that. | ||
| Right behind the old ear. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| Wow, that's all it takes, huh? | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| The best light heavyweight in the world, you fucks. | ||
| That is crazy. | ||
| He's number one in the world. | ||
| Dude, that is a- It's not crazy. | ||
| You calm down. | ||
| That is a crazy one-punch knockout. | ||
| Man, if I ever have to knock somebody out and they're in my house, I'll hit him right there. | ||
| What'd you say? | ||
| I'm number four. | ||
| Damn, dude. | ||
| I'm number fucking four now. | ||
| In your face. | ||
| That's crazy, though. | ||
| Right behind the ear, you go out, huh? | ||
| Yeah, dude, I can't wait to see him versus John Jones this summer. | ||
| But, dude, I'm telling you, a lot of guys get hit behind the ear. | ||
| To get hit behind the ear sliding to the side like that while you're getting bombed on. | ||
| There's nothing worse. | ||
| There's nothing worse. | ||
| He was just getting bombed on. | ||
| He was like, fuck, boom. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| That's why he's the best. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| We're both Ostomir fans. | ||
| Fighter in the Kid, we are fucking huge Ostomir. | ||
| We've been on this train for quite some time now. | ||
| A long time, dude. | ||
| Who did Corey Anderson just fight? | ||
| Corey Anderson fought... | ||
| Who did he just fight? | ||
| So he beat homeboy Brunson and then lost to Jimmy Manoa. | ||
| He's got some nipples on him. | ||
| Jimmy Manoa fucked him up, man. | ||
| Jimmy Manoa lit him up. | ||
| Manawa lit him up. | ||
| No, Brunson... | ||
| See if you pull that up. | ||
| Pull up the Jimmy Manawa KO. Is Manawa an African name? | ||
| Is he from Africa originally? | ||
| He's from England, but I'm sure African descent. | ||
| He's black. | ||
| You know, Jimmy didn't even start fighting until he was like 28 years old, and he had his first professional boxing match three months after he started training. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So I still have a chance? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| No. | ||
| I said 28, not 50. Yeah, but biologically, look at my face. | ||
| No. | ||
| All right. | ||
| A lot of lies. | ||
| The shitting on Brian continues, everybody. | ||
| A lot of lies. | ||
| I don't like the lies. | ||
| A lot of lies. | ||
| I don't like the lies. | ||
| Jimmy Mano is a freaking monster. | ||
| He's fun to watch, but any time he's faced a tough test, he's never passed it. | ||
| Well, he's going to fight... | ||
| He actually doesn't have a fight, but he got KO'd by Rumble, which everybody does. | ||
| It's such a bummer that Rumble's going to retire. | ||
| Yeah, he's out. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Do we know what he's doing for the Rams? | ||
| I don't know what he's doing. | ||
| He's doing something with weed. | ||
| He is a weed business. | ||
| And he corrected me because I went, how the hell is he doing CBD stuff with the Rams? | ||
| And he reached out to me and was like, yo, they're not connected, fool. | ||
| I'm doing something with the Rams, obviously in sports, and I'm doing CBD medical marijuana over here. | ||
| They're not intertwined, asshole. | ||
| My bad. | ||
| It's crazy because he's arguably one of the most talented guys in the history of the division. | ||
| And he gets out on top. | ||
| But listen, that's the way to get out. | ||
| And his explanation for it was perfect. | ||
| Look, I'm tired of wrestling with dudes. | ||
| I'm tired of getting hit. | ||
| He said, I never enjoyed fighting. | ||
| I was just good at it. | ||
| I was just athletic. | ||
| I don't want to do this. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| Hey, good for him, man. | ||
| Good for him. | ||
| Hell yeah, good for him. | ||
| Good for him. | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| Stick around? | ||
| There's three of you up there. | ||
| You're just going to keep fighting Glover, fucking Gustafin, and Jon Jones? | ||
| And now my boy fucking Misha? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, it's Vulcan. | ||
| Vulcan, bro. | ||
| That is such a crazy stoppage that he catches him behind the ear like that, sliding away. | ||
| Jimmy Manawa, you better watch your fucking P's and Q's. | ||
| Watch it, Jimmy. | ||
| Watch it, Jimmy. | ||
| Vulcan's on your move. | ||
| But let me tell you something. | ||
| Jimmy Manawa's not going to run at you like that. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| Misha's coming forward. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Dink! | ||
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That's so weird. | |
| Blunk. | ||
| That's so interesting. | ||
| Out cold. | ||
| Good time to do it, too, right? | ||
| And begin the fight where you're cold. | ||
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Crazy. | |
| Look at this. | ||
| Yeah, pow! | ||
| He just shuts off. | ||
| Misha will be back. | ||
| I've just never seen anything like this. | ||
| Do you know, this is a big fight for Misha, too, because Misha was almost out of the UFC. Apparently they had rough negotiations. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| They had rough negotiations, and then he gets starched like that in ten seconds. | ||
| Yeah, they're not going to be nice, too. | ||
| How many seconds was that, if you had to guess? | ||
| About six? | ||
| Twelve. | ||
| What are they saying? | ||
| Was it 12? | ||
| All that training. | ||
| All that training. | ||
| Yeah, me and him have the same color teeth. | ||
| Is that Switzerland? | ||
| Is he from Switzerland? | ||
| That sucks. | ||
| Yeah, he's from Switzerland. | ||
| Is he? | ||
| Can't be the best light heavyweight in the world having yellow teeth. | ||
| I believe that's Switzerland. | ||
| Yeah, he can. | ||
|
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Okay, here's Corey Anderson. | |
| That's a good fight. | ||
|
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It's true. | |
| Volkov. | ||
| Volkov just beat fucking Roy Nelson. | ||
| Manawa, actually, when Manawa knocked out Corey Anderson, he knocked him out with one punch. | ||
| The real impressive KO was Manawa versus OSP. Manawa lit OSP up like he was a fucking evergreen tree in Times Square. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| You got to see those fluid combinations. | ||
| Corey Anderson has some tits on him. | ||
| He's got some nips. | ||
| Some nippled up. | ||
| Yep, he's nippled up, guys. | ||
| Corey Anderson. | ||
| Black on black crime here. | ||
| He just catches them. | ||
| I don't see color, brother. | ||
| You don't at all? | ||
| Nah, man, I'm just... | ||
| So what do you see when you see people? | ||
| Equal rights is a huge hobby of mine, so I don't really know... | ||
| Okay, so how about the cops come, some guy from Africa robs you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How do you describe him? | ||
| I drop an inbound. | ||
| I describe him as a... | ||
| Depends on what color the cop is. | ||
| Even then, I'm furious. | ||
| No, I describe him as a man with small calves and a high belly button. | ||
| That's all I say. | ||
| High belly button. | ||
| I saw a dude in line. | ||
| I was buying some chicken the other day. | ||
| No racism. | ||
| And as I was going to buy some chicken, because I'm a white guy, I like chicken too. | ||
| There was this guy in line that could not be anything but black. | ||
| I could send you a picture. | ||
| His ass was so ridiculous. | ||
| This guy was fat, too. | ||
| He wasn't an athlete. | ||
| But his ass came to the middle of his back. | ||
| He had a belly, and his upper body looked normal. | ||
| But his ass was literally like he was stealing basketballs. | ||
| This guy put a basketball in each cheek. | ||
| I celebrate that. | ||
| It was crazy. | ||
| I call that the ostrich effect. | ||
| I'll see some Instagram girls the same way, and it is just glorious. | ||
| Yeah, but the Instagram girls, a lot of those bitches have fake asses. | ||
| Not if they're black. | ||
| You never know, man. | ||
| There's black girls with fake asses, for sure. | ||
| Yeah, but if it's a white girl with a black ass, then you know what's up. | ||
| If it's a black girl, it should get you. | ||
| Well, the white girls that have those asses that are fake, the problem is they don't have fake thighs. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| So they have these toothpick thighs. | ||
| They look like toothpicks. | ||
| They look like popsicles. | ||
| Like those Kim Kardashian pictures. | ||
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Are those real? | |
| I keep wondering if those are real. | ||
| Those are real, sir. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And so she did get a fake ass. | ||
| Yes, 100%. | ||
| Everyone in this room would have fun with her. | ||
| Here's what happened. | ||
| What she usually does is bring fake paparazzi with her places. | ||
| They take these fake candid photos and they airbrush the shit out of them. | ||
| They Photoshop them. | ||
| They make everything look beautiful. | ||
| But when she was in Mexico, she got jacked by real paparazzi. | ||
| Some Mexicans who don't give a fuck. | ||
| They were hiding in the bushes. | ||
| And they did some real paparazzi pictures. | ||
| It's not a good look. | ||
| I was kind of appalled. | ||
| Oh, it's horrible. | ||
| Because their ass is like this big, lumpy, dumpy thing. | ||
| And then the legs are these little skinny things. | ||
| Because they're not doing any work. | ||
| She's not an athlete. | ||
| Whereas if you look like Serena Williams. | ||
| That's what I'm talking about. | ||
| We're on the same fucking page. | ||
| Giant, alpha, black... | ||
| Female ass. | ||
| I stood in sort of a talking group with her, and I was looking at her arm. | ||
| She had this very nice little dress, and I was looking at her beautiful... | ||
| I literally had to reach out at one point and grab her. | ||
| She's a specimen. | ||
| She's a specimen. | ||
| Dude, I was backstage before she was at the Miami. | ||
| Back that up just a hair, young Jamie. | ||
| Her ass is all... | ||
| It's 100% muscle meat. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Watch this KO. A little bit, just a wee bit earlier. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| I remember this. | ||
| Bank. | ||
| Crazy hook. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| That was so accurate. | ||
| Yeah, she's a stud athlete. | ||
| And if you look at her ass, her ass is ridiculous. | ||
| Best tennis player ever. | ||
| Best female tennis player ever. | ||
| I should say redonkulous. | ||
| It's redonkulous. | ||
| Redonkulous. | ||
| But her legs are, too. | ||
| Like, her legs fit her ass. | ||
| She's in proportion. | ||
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All horsepower. | |
| I feel like everyone here, including Jamie, is a little light in the ass for her, including myself. | ||
| But she likes regular white guys. | ||
| Have you seen her man? | ||
| Her man looks like... | ||
| She's marrying a guy who looks like, you know... | ||
| He owns Reddit, I think. | ||
| What's that? | ||
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He was on here. | |
| Alexis Ohanian. | ||
| She's marrying him? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| She's pregnant. | ||
| She's pregnant with his baby. | ||
| Oh, that's ridiculous. | ||
| You know she fucks him with a strap on. | ||
| You know she does. | ||
| She probably wears a mask, too. | ||
| That kid's gonna come out and be like... | ||
| She probably wears a devil mask and puts a strap on and punches him. | ||
| And hits him with tennis balls and shit. | ||
| Yeah, she probably... | ||
| Like a racket. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| She rackets him in the asshole. | ||
| Racks him in the asshole. | ||
| That baby's gonna come out already the size of the dad. | ||
| I'm like, who the fuck is this guy? | ||
| Yeah, no punishing. | ||
| Wow, that's amazing. | ||
| Look at him stranging his ass there. | ||
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Just... | |
| Yeah, he blew out a disc. | ||
| Lex is a nice guy, but that shit's ridiculous. | ||
| Dude, good for him for pulling her. | ||
| I'm impressed. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| That's incredible. | ||
| He's not afraid. | ||
| You're fucking right. | ||
| You're dressing up as a bear and shit. | ||
| Whatever the fuck she tells you to do. | ||
| That's incredible. | ||
| How did he pull that off? | ||
| To think we had a shot, fellas. | ||
| He's a smart guy. | ||
| Maybe he's just beta enough to sit back and let her get gorilla fucked by stud athletes on the sneak. | ||
| All right, sir. | ||
| You're talking about the greatest female female player in the world. | ||
| I'll find out. | ||
| But don't you think that she's going to want some... | ||
| Is he a real dick? | ||
| No. | ||
| He might have a real dick. | ||
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She was a drake before that. | |
| He's not like a giant. | ||
| He might have a real dick. | ||
| Maybe he does. | ||
| He might just have this giant angry reddit dick. | ||
| Like a dragon. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We don't know. | ||
| Or girls don't care that much. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| How about he pulls it out and smoke comes out of the nose. | ||
| Like Smaug. | ||
|
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Like a hog. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| I'm not going to have this conversation. | ||
| Serena. | ||
| Finally. | ||
|
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Finally. | |
| He just, he might just be awesome though. | ||
| You have him in here? | ||
| Was he awesome? | ||
| My stomach is so full. | ||
|
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So you want my gold? | |
| Gold? | ||
| How about she won that tennis tournament at nine weeks pregnant? | ||
| Did she really? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Oh my god, that's amazing. | ||
| Fucking monster. | ||
| I'll give you a baby. | ||
| She's such a good athlete, man. | ||
| God, that guy hit the jackpot having her baby, didn't he? | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Good for him, man. | ||
| Well, she doesn't need the money. | ||
| She's rich as shit. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Maybe she just likes nice guys. | ||
| He's a really smart dude. | ||
| Nice white guys. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| She dated LaVon Arrington for a little while. | ||
| Okay, how does this fight play out? | ||
| Does Glover have anything left? | ||
| You know Glover knocked out Rashad, but Glover's got a bum shoulder, man. | ||
| And he was having a hard time with his shoulder in his last fight against Jared Kananir. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he had a hard time in training for it. | ||
| If Alexander Gustafson's head is on right, to me, he's the best light heavyweight in the world. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| But DC beat him, and Jon Jones beat him. | ||
| I think he beat DC in that fight. | ||
| Well, he's the best light heavyweight in the world now that Rumble's retired, you're saying. | ||
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Well, that Rumble fight, he got head-butted. | |
| There's a lot of asterisks, to me, talent-wise, if his mind's on right. | ||
| Remember his fight at 165 with Jon? | ||
| But a headbutt is two heads colliding. | ||
| It's not like you're hitting him with a weapon. | ||
| I'm saying it's a bit of a freak accident. | ||
| If they fight again, I bet that fight goes different. | ||
| I'm not saying he'd win, but I think it goes different. | ||
| Especially now. | ||
| You don't think that Anthony Johnson in that show to fight DC would beat Gusvin? | ||
| Well, I think he was on his way out in that fight. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| That fight, it seemed to me like he really just did not want to fight anymore in that fight. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| When he started clinching with DC, I was like, what is happening here? | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| He had already had it in his mind it was over. | ||
| He told everyone weeks before. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| He told his camp to family. | ||
| I was hearing that he was barely training for that fight. | ||
| That's what I was hearing. | ||
| I thought it was bullshit. | ||
| I was like, come on, he's fighting for the title. | ||
| And I was hearing all kinds of shit, like he came into training four weeks out. | ||
| So weird, man. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| But if you're one foot in, one foot out, you're like, I might as well get this money. | ||
| Just try and wrestle, because that's what it looked like. | ||
| How much did you think he made in that fight? | ||
| $500,000. | ||
| So, Glover is a guy that if he didn't have those six years outside of the UFC, I feel like he could have been a champ. | ||
| Not with Jon Jones at the helm. | ||
| No, he wouldn't have been a champ with Jon Jones at the helm. | ||
| He would have been before Jon Jones. | ||
| Who was before Jon? | ||
| Shogun? | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| He could have probably done some work. | ||
| He had a chance. | ||
| He just got there so late, right? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It was a visa issue? | ||
| Yep, for six fucking years. | ||
| When he was in his prime. | ||
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Damn. | |
| He was one guy, like, when he destroyed Sokuju in the WEC, back when the WEC was in, what, Northern California in the middle of nowhere? | ||
| Remember that? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| When Reed was running out? | ||
| Yeah, Reed Harris. | ||
| I love Reed Harris. | ||
| Love Reed. | ||
| He's a great guy. | ||
| Is he still with the UFC? Yes. | ||
| God, I love that guy. | ||
| But when Glover, back in those days, Glover was a fucking destroyer. | ||
| Like, a goddamn destroyer. | ||
| Glover's like the Brazilian boogeyman. | ||
| Everyone was like, dude, wait till this guy gets to the UFC. They're trying to figure out his visa, and then Chuck Liddell signed off on him, and Happerman signed off, and then by the time he got there, you know, he had that Rampage fight. | ||
| It wasn't great. | ||
| Well, he fought Kyle Kingsbury and smoked him, and then everybody was like, whoa. | ||
| Walden Anno. | ||
| But Maldonado clipped him. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| Gave him the chicken dance. | ||
| Yeah, Maldonado's a secret freaking dad bod boxer. | ||
| He clipped Fedor. | ||
| He beat Fedor, sir. | ||
| I think he should have beat him. | ||
| He beat Fedor in Russia. | ||
| They're like, nah, you're good. | ||
| They're like, yeah, I don't think so. | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
| He tried to protest. | ||
| Like, you should have protested the fact that you got on a plane and went to Russia. | ||
| That's what we should have protested. | ||
| And where else he won that fight, kid? | ||
| It's true, man. | ||
| I mean, by the new scoring, he won it in a big way. | ||
| Easily. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| I mean, Fedor never really hurt him. | ||
| Never? | ||
| No, but he hurt the shit out of Fedor. | ||
| He had Fedor on a queer street. | ||
| They would have stopped that fight in America a lot of times. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Especially in New York, though. | ||
| Fedor took a turn where all the men were wearing dresses. | ||
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What the fuck? | |
| That was a queer street. | ||
| What do you think happened with Fedor and Mitrione? | ||
| Mitrione easily could knock him out. | ||
| Yeah, early on. | ||
| I just think that Fedor is still Fedor in bursts. | ||
| But I just think, if you look at the Maldonado fight, look, you're not talking about Fedor in his prime. | ||
| Fedor in his prime kills Mitrione. | ||
| You go back to Fedor in Pride, in the Pride days, but Mitrione is way closer to his prime than Fedor is. | ||
| And Mitriona has a chin like a motherfucker still. | ||
| Roy knocked him out. | ||
| Roy TKO'd him. | ||
| He didn't knock him flatline. | ||
| He didn't flatline him. | ||
| He hit him with a hammer and dropped him. | ||
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Dropped, but he didn't flatline him like Ronda style or something like that. | |
| Or like Mark Hunt. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| It was only a couple punches, though. | ||
| Yeah, but I'm just saying he didn't like flat-flat line them. | ||
| We both agree he could take it. | ||
| And Mitrion is a way better athlete. | ||
| Mitrion is fast on his feet. | ||
| If Mitrion fights smart, I think he can win that fight. | ||
| But that's the key there. | ||
| He has to fight smart. | ||
| Yeah, and people get mad at me for saying that, but I'm just saying Fedor in this day and age, this Fedor, the today Fedor. | ||
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He's got a wolf tattooed on his chest. | |
| Who would get mad? | ||
| A lot of people would. | ||
| A lot of Fedor fanboys. | ||
| Oh, god damn it. | ||
| It's 2017, you fucks. | ||
| It's just hard. | ||
| It's like getting mad because we said Wanderlei had fucking surgery on his face. | ||
| It's life. | ||
| Shit happens. | ||
| I would like to see Fedor take the Vitor route and get over to Ryzen and let's get this party started. | ||
| Yeah, or just stay in Bellator and just keep it in Russia. | ||
| We got a medicine cabinet. | ||
| Does Alexander Gustafson train in Sweden? | ||
| Or does he have a camp in that? | ||
| Look at all these glass bottles. | ||
| Listen, these glass bottles. | ||
| What do you think that, Fedor? | ||
| These glass bottles are victory. | ||
| What's all in there, baby? | ||
| Let's bring it back. | ||
| T-R-T. We're gonna get you on a bunch of good stuff. | ||
| Yeah, get on that Hugh Jackman sauce. | ||
| Anadrol 50. Anadrol 50. Get on some shit that makes you grow eyebrow hair. | ||
| Your forehead starts getting hairy. | ||
| And shorter. | ||
| How about this guy right here? | ||
| Where does he train Gustafsson? | ||
| In Sweden? | ||
| Or does he have his camp somewhere else? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| He used to do a lot of alliance in San Diego, but I don't know... | ||
| He did this camp in Sweden. | ||
| Did he? | ||
| The whole camp? | ||
| Pretty sure, yeah. | ||
| Well, Manawa was with him. | ||
| I know Manawa did some training with him. | ||
| He's got some interesting tattoos. | ||
| The tattoos are kind of... | ||
| He's got a Native American, he's got a wolf, and he's got the... | ||
| Is that the club? | ||
| Jack of Spades or something? | ||
| Yeah, and he's got all those little lines are like when he fights. | ||
| Every time he fights, he gets a new one. | ||
| And the ones that he wins are dark, and the ones that he loses are white. | ||
| And then the ones that he gets, I guess a draw is like a half. | ||
| That might be my tattoo. | ||
| Just a bunch of white lines. | ||
| Gustafsson is a tough dude. | ||
| Damn, 37. He's also a dude, yeah, Glover's been around. | ||
| Those six years cost him hard, man. | ||
| Fuck, that's a bummer. | ||
| He's being his goddamn prime right now. | ||
| Have you spent a lot of time with, like, the nicest guy ever? | ||
| Glover's the best. | ||
| Savage behind the eyes, and you think he hates you, but really, he's cool. | ||
| He's a sweetheart. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's a really, really good guy. | ||
| Brazilian with a Russian mentality. | ||
| Oh, he's a killer. | ||
| And, you know, I mean, it didn't help that he was fucking left out for six years. | ||
| Well, look, he put Rashad away last year, but then Rampage, excuse me, Rumble put him away with one punch. | ||
| Well, Bumble knocked his tooth out. | ||
| He knocked his fucking soul out. | ||
| His soul had to come back down. | ||
| Gravity had to put his soul back down into his body. | ||
| Did you see how far that tooth went flying? | ||
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I think... | |
| Crazy. | ||
| Especially in slow motion. | ||
| I thought that was CGI at first. | ||
| Is that definitely a tooth that flew out of his mouth? | ||
| I'm pretty sure. | ||
| I thought it was spit. | ||
| I think Gustafson, if he shows up, should merc Glover, I hate to tell you. | ||
| I think he mercs him, yeah. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| I think he beats him up. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| And then Glover will be ranked way behind my boy who just won tonight. | ||
| I'm really interested to see that Mitrion-Fedor fight. | ||
| I'm gonna buy that. | ||
| I'll buy that on pay-per-view. | ||
| I'm also really interested to see Lorenz Larkin. | ||
| Lorenz Larkin versus Douglas Lima. | ||
| Which one? | ||
| Diego Lima's the UFC guy, right? | ||
| He's fighting in the UFC now. | ||
| Is it Douglas Lima? | ||
| Yeah, Douglas Lima is the Bellator champion. | ||
| Yeah, correct. | ||
| He's a fucking beast. | ||
| Dude, Chandler too. | ||
| I love watching Chandler. | ||
|
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Fuck yeah. | |
| That card is fucking crazy. | ||
| How about Rory motherfucking McDonald looked as good as any fighter? | ||
| Well, he's the best welterweight on the planet. | ||
| He might be. | ||
| He is. | ||
| He might be. | ||
| He beat the champ. | ||
| He beat Damian Maia. | ||
| But then he lost to Wonderboy, but still. | ||
| He lost to Wonderboy, but his nose was jacked in the fight. | ||
| How good did he look? | ||
| Phenomenal. | ||
| And then he said, and then he'd go, do you have a message for Lima or Larkin? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He goes, I'm going to take your belt and I'm going to take your health. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm out. | ||
| I'm going to take your belt and I'm going to take your health. | ||
| And dead serious. | ||
| Yeah, dead serious. | ||
| He's dead serious. | ||
| He told me that he spent a lot of time working on improving his game while he was taking the time off to heal his nose. | ||
| He's like, he just sparred too much, his nose just kept opening up and it was a real problem. | ||
| His nose got smashed in the Robbie Lawler fight and he never gave a chance to heal. | ||
| He told me he couldn't see. | ||
| He said when he got hit, it all went white and the blood rushed into his face. | ||
| He said everything was white. | ||
| He just couldn't see him. | ||
| He was like, fuck! | ||
| Because anyone who knows Rory knows he's a monster warrior. | ||
| There'd have to be some bad shit to get him to stop. | ||
| Glover's taller than I thought. | ||
| He's a big dude. | ||
| I don't know if it's the angle of the camera or what. | ||
| It's the angle. | ||
| Gussman's fucking huge. | ||
| 6'6". | ||
| He's tall. | ||
| Gussman's huge. | ||
| Glover has a fucked up right shoulder from the Jon Jones fight. | ||
| Jon Jones, Glover had an underhook on Jon Jones. | ||
| Jon Jones wrapped the overhook on him and yanked his shoulder up. | ||
| It was a loose underhook. | ||
| I get so nervous for a guy who's fighting in his hometown. | ||
| How good is Jon? | ||
| Jon dismantled Glover. | ||
| I was like, oh, you're good? | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If I see one more advertisement for fucking Logan, I'm about to bust. | ||
| I'm a bust. | ||
| They are really coming hard with the Logan ad. | ||
| God, get it out of my face. | ||
| An alcoholic in it, for God's sakes. | ||
|
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You're really aggressive. | |
| I like the way this guy... | ||
| I like the way Gustafson's moving, guys. | ||
| Side to side. | ||
| Tell you right now, Gustafson wrestling, too, is very underrated. | ||
| But Glover can grapple with the best of him. | ||
| Black belt, Abu Dhabi, competition. | ||
| He's a monster. | ||
| Ooh, good kick. | ||
| More knockout power? | ||
| Glover. | ||
| Glover's a great boxer, man. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Nice uppercut. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Be careful. | ||
| Okay. | ||
|
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Uh-oh. | |
| All right. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Let's calm down. | ||
| Everybody calm down. | ||
| Glover also has underrated wrestling. | ||
| Oh, that's right on his head. | ||
| His grappling's really good. | ||
| Good little somersault there. | ||
| Dude, if Gustin loses again in his hometown... | ||
| He's a little nervous right now. | ||
| He's in his hometown. | ||
| He's a little nervous. | ||
| Remember when we lost to fucking Johnson in his hometown and went MIA for a fucking year? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's tough when you're the hometown hero, man. | ||
| Well, it's also you train so hard for this one big moment and then you lose and you gotta reassess. | ||
| Like, where am I? He was on billboards and shit. | ||
| He's still only 30. That's another thing to think about with Alexander. | ||
| He's 30 years old. | ||
| He's in his athletic prime. | ||
| He's just a little nervous right now. | ||
| I feel like he's a little nervous. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| A little hesitant. | ||
| How dare you judge these men? | ||
| I'm nervous. | ||
| I'm going to have him tweet about your writing. | ||
| Don't you fucking dare do that! | ||
|
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That's hilarious. | |
| How funny would that be? | ||
| Why is Gustafson trolling me about my fucking writing? | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Oh, great right hand. | ||
| Oh, there you go. | ||
| That's a right hand. | ||
|
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Oh, great uppercut. | |
| Nice uppercut. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah, he's talking in that uppercut. | ||
|
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Did I say he was hesitant? | |
| He just loosened the fuck up. | ||
| Because of that rumble fight. | ||
| Use that jab, son. | ||
| Don't let him just come forward. | ||
| See, I don't like that. | ||
| Oh, I don't get away from that right hand. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Man, Gustafson's good, though. | ||
| Oh, oh! | ||
| Call a little check hook there. | ||
| You just wake him up. | ||
| Call him. | ||
| Call him. | ||
| Wake me up. | ||
| She's just avoiding it. | ||
| That's smart, man. | ||
| Good move, man. | ||
| That's the Overeem tactic there where you run away. | ||
| The Overeem. | ||
| Remember when you started doing that? | ||
| And it worked? | ||
| Long legs. | ||
| Look at this shit. | ||
| Look at this long arms. | ||
|
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Fuck. | |
| Who was the one dude that Nate Quarry fought that was literally running away from him? | ||
| Caleb Stearns. | ||
| Caleb Stearns, that's right. | ||
| And Nate Quarry was going after him like this? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| But I think he was hurt in that fight. | ||
| No, he covered his eyes? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, he wasn't hurt in that fight. | ||
| He wasn't? | ||
| I thought he had an injury. | ||
| Yeah, he hurt his foot. | ||
| Yeah, he couldn't. | ||
| He hurt his foot. | ||
| He fucked his foot up. | ||
| Running. | ||
| That was a terrible fight. | ||
| Wasn't good. | ||
| It ruined Caleb's career. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| People were so... | ||
| He's going with that uppercut again. | ||
| Oh, he poked him. | ||
| He poked him. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| How can he poke... | ||
| Well, I guess if he put his left hand out. | ||
| Stepped the sound out first, then he hit him with the uppercut. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
|
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What did he do? | |
| What did he do? | ||
| He poked him first, and then... | ||
| We'll see in the replay what happened. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| If this is in New York, oh, Glover wins the fight. | ||
| No contest. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| This is the worst part of fighting is these goddamn eye posts. | ||
| Oh, no, Glover's fine. | ||
| He said I'm alright. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Oh, he's lucky that uppercut missed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We'll see if they can get a bet. | ||
| Oh, man, look at that. | ||
| Right in there. | ||
| That's the worst. | ||
| But that's the other eye. | ||
| Oh, is it his right eye or his left eye? | ||
|
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Is it both eyes? | |
| Did he get poked in both eyes? | ||
| Ain't that a bitch? | ||
| Oh, maybe he's like squinting with his left eye. | ||
| Look, Glover's saying, I'm good to fight. | ||
| Get out of the way. | ||
| That's what you want. | ||
| You don't want guys to be like, I don't know. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| Glover's like, get the fuck out of my way. | ||
| The old eye gouge for street fighting. | ||
| Some of those kung fu guys were onto something. | ||
| Oh, they were onto something. | ||
| Eagle claw? | ||
| The fuck out of here. | ||
| Tiger paw. | ||
| Tiger and eagle. | ||
| I use both. | ||
| Brian, did you see that video where that Tai Chi guy fights the MMA guy? | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
| I did not. | ||
| I did not. | ||
| It lasted like a few seconds. | ||
| Did you send me that, Joe? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The MMA guy crushes him, and then the MMA guy had to go into hiding because apparently people in China want to kill him. | ||
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Yikes. | |
| Because it's like a disgrace to the Chinese martial arts. | ||
| Well, it's not a martial... | ||
| Fire that right hand, B. That's their fault. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Beautiful uppercut. | ||
| Jesus, that's a beautiful uppercut. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| And fast. | ||
| It's so long you can get out, too. | ||
| That's a nice uppercut. | ||
| Man. | ||
| Gustafson looking slick. | ||
| Dude, if Gustafson's ready to go, him and John, man, that's the fucking fight. | ||
| It might be. | ||
| Might be. | ||
| Well, now that Rumble's out of the picture... | ||
| I mean, Gustafson, you've got to remember, did knock out Jimmy Manawa. | ||
| There's a right hand over the top. | ||
| I wonder how they handled that now they've been training together, you know? | ||
| Gustafson already beat Manawa. | ||
| Yeah, he knocked him out. | ||
| But I wonder how they handled that, because if Manawa's still in the mix, if they do eventually have to cross paths again... | ||
| I'm not trying to see that again. | ||
| Well, it's so thin up there. | ||
| They have to. | ||
| They have to fight again. | ||
| It's almost like flyweight. | ||
| Like, who the fuck is there? | ||
| Oh, look at this running away. | ||
| That's the overing. | ||
| And then stop. | ||
| Oh, he clipped him with that uppercut again. | ||
| Again with the uppercut. | ||
| Good left hook. | ||
| Get out of there. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| See, that's the tactic. | ||
| I'm not mad at this tactic. | ||
| Glover's swinging for the fences, too. | ||
| Oh, back kick! | ||
| We got five rounds of this, boys. | ||
| I love this fight, man. | ||
| Gus and John 2? | ||
| Are you kidding me? | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| I'd love to see Gus and John 2. I don't know why I'm saying dumb shit that everybody knows. | ||
| But listen, again, Gustafson, 30 years old. | ||
| He's still young, man. | ||
| A lot of fight left, Joe. | ||
| He's had a lot of fights, too, though. | ||
| Yeah, he has had some wars, too. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| The thing about his works, DC was a war, John was a fucking war. | ||
| And he got a beating from Rumble. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Other than that, it's kind of beat the shit out of people. | ||
| Oh, just fakes the takedown. | ||
| This is an interesting fight. | ||
| The weight's playing out. | ||
| Glover's chasing him down, man. | ||
| Glover has to hope he can get him pinned. | ||
| He's got to get inside that reach. | ||
| Look at that! | ||
| There it is again. | ||
| That uppercut is so sneaky. | ||
| I wonder if Glover's going to time that with an overhand right. | ||
| He's going to try. | ||
| But you've got to remember, his right hand's the one that's fucked up. | ||
| His shoulder on his right side is fucked up. | ||
| I get to piss hard. | ||
| I love this one. | ||
| Go piss, go piss. | ||
| Go ahead and piss. | ||
| You want me to help you out? | ||
| Piss out of your giant piss. | ||
| Should I secure it? | ||
|
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How about this fucking Golden State Cavs? | |
| You guys are going to talk basketball, aren't you? | ||
|
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I'll throw up. | |
| I don't have to throw up on this table. | ||
| I will watch that basketball and eat that taco. | ||
| Fuck you guys. | ||
| It goes in the net and I get so excited. | ||
| Have a good piss, buddy. | ||
| It's crazy when the ball goes in the net. | ||
|
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I've never seen anything like it. | |
| Jamie gets mad. | ||
| It's not what it's about. | ||
| It's about other things. | ||
| It's about more important things. | ||
| It's about athletics. | ||
| It's about the best players in the world. | ||
| It's about coaching. | ||
| It is a great sport, but you know. | ||
| You know how much they're making? | ||
|
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A lot on the line. | |
| That's a bad Jamie impression. | ||
| I make fun of Jamie's sneakers, and he makes fun of Under Armour. | ||
| He's like, you weren't Under Armour. | ||
| I'm like, what's wrong with Under Armour? | ||
| In the world of sneaker dorks, is Under Armour like Walmart? | ||
| Shop's got 200 pairs of sneakers. | ||
|
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Yeah, in the rank. | |
| Close. | ||
| What's it like? | ||
| It's like number four or five in the list of hierarchy. | ||
| Hey, we have the same dog trainer. | ||
| Ryan? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We'll talk. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Round dose. | ||
| Do-do-do-do. | ||
| We got a double jab by Gustafson. | ||
| Very interesting fight. | ||
| How was your dog? | ||
| Great. | ||
| You got a German Shepherd, right? | ||
| Yeah, I got a German Shepherd. | ||
| A girl or a boy? | ||
| Girl. | ||
| Is she cool with your kids? | ||
| Yeah, the best. | ||
| I'll never have another dog besides a German Shepherd. | ||
|
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Really? | |
| Yep, a working line Shepherd. | ||
| There's nothing. | ||
| I've had dogs my whole life. | ||
| They're just different animals. | ||
| They're so keyed into you, they listen to you, and they're wary of strangers, man. | ||
| They don't fuck around. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Amazing watchdogs, but they can not dog aggressive. | ||
| They stay with you. | ||
| They're the best. | ||
| I love them. | ||
| Our boy Mr. Schaub's gonna get one. | ||
| I like German Shepherds too. | ||
| What I don't like is ones that don't get trained well and they bite kids. | ||
| No, that's why you get a dog with solid nerves. | ||
| You guys talking about pups? | ||
| Talking about dogs. | ||
| I'm picking up my Malinois. | ||
| Malinois. | ||
| Today. | ||
| Belgian Malinois. | ||
| Yeah, today. | ||
| Today? | ||
| Train. | ||
|
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Today. | |
| I thought it was Monday. | ||
| I'll let you know. | ||
| A lot of people don't like Belgian Malinois because they're almost a little too good. | ||
| They are, but he's got a special one. | ||
| You should see this one. | ||
| I saw the picture. | ||
| You sent me a picture. | ||
| You saw the picture. | ||
| This thing will inhale an intruder. | ||
| Yeah, those motherfuckers don't play. | ||
| Ooh, look at that uppercut again. | ||
| Pop, pop. | ||
| Ooh, what cut his eye? | ||
| What happened? | ||
| Headbutt? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Yeah, but Gus is playing now. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Brian was talking about working dogs. | ||
| I'm obsessed with working German Shepard. | ||
| Brian knows his dogs. | ||
| I'll give him that. | ||
| He does. | ||
| You're a little too into dogs, B. See, you're into dogs, you're into guns, you're into fighting. | ||
| I don't talk about cars, you turn into a pussy. | ||
| Yeah, what's up with that? | ||
| I only have so much in my brain, brothers. | ||
| You know what it is, man? | ||
| You've never driven one. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's all I need, though, right? | ||
| You know what you need? | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Careful now! | ||
| Careful with that runaway! | ||
| Glover! | ||
| I'd rather him tie him up than fucking go out and get punched in the face. | ||
| He's bleeding bad out of that nose, man. | ||
| Glover's getting picked apart in the middle of the octagon. | ||
| Yeah, it's the jabs. | ||
| When it gets to the cage, it's fucking... | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Beautiful! | ||
| Oh my God! | ||
|
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Mortal Kombat! | |
| Left hook! | ||
| Mortal Kombat! | ||
|
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Come on, come on, come on! | |
| Oh, Glover's in trouble. | ||
| Big trouble. | ||
| When's the last time you saw that? | ||
| Last time I saw it come out like that, Nate Marcart, Tyrone Woodley, Strikeforce. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Wow, what a combination. | ||
| Spinning elbow? | ||
| I've seen that on Dumbies. | ||
| Gustafson coming alive. | ||
| Gustafson is... | ||
| Tell him, man. | ||
| The real fucking deal. | ||
| Shabba saying it a long time ago. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| I'll give him that. | ||
| The one thing he's right about with fighting was Guston. | ||
| Look at his face. | ||
| Glover's face is a mask. | ||
| It's a mess right now. | ||
| But again, Glover's that guy. | ||
| He has so much knockout power. | ||
| It's like one shot. | ||
| Oh, great body shot. | ||
| Yeah, very good. | ||
| Cardio's going to be an issue for him. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| With that broken nose. | ||
| Brendan, you trained with Guston. | ||
| You spar with him. | ||
| I trained with both these guys. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I remember you saying that way before you were like, he's the real deal. | ||
| Best I've ever trained with, hands down. | ||
| Gustafsson? | ||
| Yes, by far. | ||
| Biggest freak I've ever seen. | ||
| I couldn't believe it, man. | ||
| He was so good at everything. | ||
| I knew he was really good. | ||
| His size, I watched him spar with a world champion boxer. | ||
| It literally... | ||
| Eight rounds and just do work on the dude. | ||
| Straight up boxing. | ||
| A world champion? | ||
| Who was the world champion? | ||
| I forget the guy's name. | ||
| You know how many belts are. | ||
| Some guy. | ||
| But he literally went in there, did work against him, then jumped out and went three rounds with me. | ||
| I was so impressed, man. | ||
| So was boxing sparring with him? | ||
| Just boxing? | ||
| Straight up boxing. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| And fucking him up. | ||
| I wonder if Teixeira's still in this fight, guys. | ||
| He was straight up boxing. | ||
| His trainer was going, don't knock him out, Alexander. | ||
| Do not knock him out. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It was crazy. | ||
| I wonder if Alexander ever thought about actually just boxing. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Nice front kick to the bottom there. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| You got a clip at the left. | ||
| Glover is doing work still. | ||
| But you look at his fight with that Jon Jones fight, to me that's the greatest light heavyweight fight of all time. | ||
| I was fucking so thrilled with that fight, man. | ||
| Amazing fight. | ||
| Because finally, Jon Jones kind of met his match. | ||
| Granted, Jon probably had two hours of sleep and doing a bunch of lines of coke, so who knows now. | ||
| But still, at the time, it was great. | ||
| I don't like this running away because Glover's going to time this shit, man. | ||
| You think? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| It worries me. | ||
| In all your years of fighting, have you ever seen that happen? | ||
| Yes, with Mr. Overeem. | ||
| With Mr. Overeem. | ||
| I don't teach my students to run like this. | ||
| It's a weird technique to do all the time. | ||
| So let me ask you guys this while we're watching the fight. | ||
| What's the best setup to do a fight companion? | ||
| Because I'm building a fight companion studio in the next place. | ||
| I feel like we should have punching bags that we can hit out of frustration or anxiety. | ||
| Well, what I'm thinking is... | ||
| The way we're sitting here across from each other and watching the fights is not totally ideal. | ||
| I'm thinking... | ||
| Round table? | ||
| Yeah, more like a semi-circle, like a half moon. | ||
| Oh, that's cool. | ||
| Almost like an analyst desk. | ||
| Yeah, and then the TV there, but this way we'll all be kind of facing each other. | ||
| That's what I've been thinking. | ||
| Oh, that's cool. | ||
| That's a great idea. | ||
| I like that idea. | ||
| But we should have a desk, right? | ||
| It's good to have a desk for drinks and stuff. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| So I'm gonna set up a second thing just in front of a big-ass TV, and I'm thinking of putting a big-ass TV, like even bigger than this motherfucker. | ||
| That's a good idea. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, like a 110-inch LCD, bad motherfucker. | ||
| Look at this combo. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| It could also be, we could have a big couch, I wonder, would that make us too tired? | ||
| That's what I'm thinking. | ||
| I think these chairs are the shit. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| These chairs, these are people who keep asking. | ||
| This is not a sponsor. | ||
| Ergo Depot sent me these. | ||
| I love them. | ||
| They're called Capisco's, and they're ergonomic. | ||
| Tommy Buns has these now. | ||
| Tom Segura has these in his podcast. | ||
| Ergo what? | ||
| Depot? | ||
| Best chairs I've ever seen. | ||
| Ergotdepot.com. | ||
| And these fucking chairs are excellent because they're comfortable, but they're also ergonomic, so you sit up straight. | ||
| And because you sit up straight, after the end of the show, your back doesn't fucking hurt. | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| Definitely don't do a couch for the fight campaign. | ||
| No, no couches. | ||
| I think these chairs are it for podcasts. | ||
| I think I found the holy grail of podcast chairs. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| They're amazing. | ||
| So the question was, what kind of setup? | ||
| Should we have side tables? | ||
| And I think no. | ||
| I think a table in front of us is the way. | ||
| Crescent moon table. | ||
| Because Brian's always bringing wine and cheese and shit. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yeah, we're always going to want to... | ||
| Slide things down to each other and stuff. | ||
| Then you should have just an area that looks like an old school telephone booth and it's called Conspiracy 30s. | ||
| And then fucking Eddie goes in there. | ||
| No, what I'm going to have is a second thing with experts on Skype, on standby, waiting. | ||
| Every time Eddie says something crazy, I'm going to press a button and... | ||
| Neil deGrasse Tyson, you're on the line. | ||
| Do you know what I think we should have? | ||
| We should have a grill and somebody should be cooking game meat. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Oh! | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Oh Glover's in some serious trouble. | ||
| Serious trouble. | ||
| Let him up, Brandon? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| But Glover's in some serious trouble here, man. | ||
| He's gonna recover. | ||
| He might. | ||
| Or he might get grounded out. | ||
| Or you gotta posture up and pin the legs. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| I bought a Yoder 1500, which is a huge commercial smoker for the studio. | ||
| I bought a big ass one. | ||
| It should be a cooking show. | ||
| We should have somebody cooking. | ||
| I'm way ahead of you. | ||
| You been listening to my podcast or something? | ||
| No. | ||
| I'm doing cooking shows. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| I'm going to do cook. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| The last one I did with Tom Papa, we talked about it. | ||
| We're going to sit down and eat dinner. | ||
| I'm going to cook it on the show. | ||
| Great. | ||
| We're going to sit down and eat dinner on the podcast. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And you're going to hear a lot of this. | ||
| That drives me nuts. | ||
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Oh! | |
| He's going for the R bar. | ||
| It will drive you nuts, but you will know that it's going to be happening, so hopefully it won't drive you nuts. | ||
| And also it'll be Fight Companion, so we'll be eating game, we'll be eating man meat, drinking amazing wine. | ||
| Come on, don't be a party pooper, Brendan. | ||
| Well, what I'm thinking is we're not going to do that during Fight Companion because then there's too much going on. | ||
| So eat beforehand? | ||
| No, it's going to be like a show where we sit down and have a meal. | ||
| You know, you watch those Anthony Bourdain shows. | ||
| He's talking to some fucking lady in Sardinia. | ||
| You don't even know what the hell she's saying, and it's interesting. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Right? | ||
| I love it. | ||
| A good meal. | ||
| Having a good meal. | ||
| And I'm going to bring guys like Hank Shaw. | ||
| Have him cook for us. | ||
| Oh, nice trip. | ||
| I love food. | ||
| Hank Shaw, who's a world-class game chef and a hunter. | ||
| Really? | ||
|
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What about this? | |
| What if we get some Hooter girls to refill our coffee and stuff? | ||
| Sir. | ||
| Sir. | ||
|
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Bro. | |
| Well, Brian's doing all the meat and cooking, and you're all about that, and I want to get a couple of smoke shows to fill up our coffees, and all of a sudden, I'm fucking Satan. | ||
| All of a sudden, you're the bad guy. | ||
| They get in the way, bro. | ||
| No, no, they're quiet. | ||
| They're paid to be quiet. | ||
| Remember the last time Ian brought his girlfriend over by? | ||
| They're paid to shut the fuck up. | ||
| They don't get paid enough. | ||
| That's not even possible. | ||
| I'm a feminist. | ||
| I'm offended. | ||
| Did you see Wonder Woman? | ||
| No, I haven't seen it. | ||
| Women only get to see the movie. | ||
| I went to the premiere. | ||
| They did screenings with just women. | ||
| I liked it. | ||
| I liked it. | ||
| I went to the premiere. | ||
| Anyways, let's get back to these hooter bitches that refill our coffee. | ||
| Are you guys in or not, man? | ||
| I want something to do with this stage. | ||
| Peer pressure. | ||
| Peer pressure. | ||
| I guess I am. | ||
| No, they just feed us like beef jerky. | ||
| Beef jerky? | ||
| They feed it to you? | ||
| That's weird. | ||
| Something wrong with your hands? | ||
| But I'm definitely going to bring in some chefs and have some food cooked. | ||
| Dude, that's a great idea. | ||
| Jamie, pull up the Yoder 1500. You can show these motherfuckers. | ||
| That uppercut is landing all day long. | ||
| And it comes from behind the jab. | ||
| So he's like blinded by the jab. | ||
| And he's so long he can get away with it. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Blind him and bring him up. | ||
| Gustafson looks fantastic. | ||
| He beats everybody. | ||
| Do you think he beats Jon Jones? | ||
| I do. | ||
| Really? | ||
| If Jon Jones fought him with this long of a layoff, like let's say they were going to fight in, I don't know. | ||
| Like when he fought OSP? Yes, he gets fucked up. | ||
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Creative. | ||
| You really think so? | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| Oh shit. | ||
| Tell you what, he looks outstanding here tonight. | ||
| Oh, Glover with the left. | ||
| Man, Glover is still in this fight in every way. | ||
| Glover's a fucking animal. | ||
| He's fighting for his life, man. | ||
| He's fighting for his career is what he's doing. | ||
| I mean, he's 37 years old. | ||
| He doesn't have much time left. | ||
| And these opportunities are few and far between. | ||
| Headlining a major card. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Jesus Christ, he can take a shot. | ||
| And Glover's saying, come on, come on. | ||
| They're both fighting for the career, to be honest. | ||
|
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He's calling him in. | |
| You lose this one. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Dude, Glover's so aggressive. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Even getting tagged like he's getting, he's still in this. | ||
| See that baby right there? | ||
| Goddamn! | ||
| See that up there? | ||
| That's a sick... | ||
| That's a sick... | ||
| That's the marker of grill machines. | ||
| Of course Rogan has to go extreme with the grill. | ||
| That's a smoker or...? | ||
| Well, it grills, it smokes, you can do everything on there. | ||
| I'm just spitballing ideas here. | ||
| Let's toss a fucking zebra in there. | ||
| I need a zebra. | ||
| What are you eating now? | ||
|
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For sure. | |
| What do you have in your freezer? | ||
| Mostly elk. | ||
| How do you feel about ribs? | ||
| It's 400 pounds. | ||
| What about some ribs? | ||
| I love ribs. | ||
| See, that's what I'm talking about. | ||
| I shot a pig last month. | ||
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Companion ribs. | |
| I still have some thighs. | ||
| We ate the ribs already. | ||
| The pig ribs? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did I not eat? | ||
| I didn't eat all the ribs. | ||
| Now, are you a barbecue guy? | ||
| Do you have your... | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Come on, son. | ||
| Oh, Joe, we should have a grill-off because I can grill my ass off. | ||
| We're going to have to have a grill-off up in this page. | ||
| Grill-off! | ||
| Oh, it's a grill-off! | ||
| How do you grill? | ||
| What do you do? | ||
| Are you a charcoal guy? | ||
|
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Nah. | |
| Do you use gas? | ||
| I'm a gas guy. | ||
| No, that's not even a grill. | ||
| I want to hear this commercial. | ||
| No, it is, though. | ||
| I'm nice with fillets, ribs, fish, salmon especially. | ||
| That's a queer oven. | ||
| Nah, son. | ||
| Some weird oven. | ||
| It's the Tesla of grills. | ||
| Justin Timberlake and Christopher Walken are selling nothing. | ||
| No, Timberlake owns a part of this company, so that's what's going on here. | ||
| Buy antioxidant infusion. | ||
| How about just drink actual juice, you fucks? | ||
| How about you juice your own goddamn berries? | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Look at this combination. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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BING! BING! BING! BING! BING! Oh my goodness. | |
| And still he's getting shit. | ||
| Matrix shit. | ||
| By Gustafson. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| BING! BING! BING! Look at him. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Bring it. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Goddamn Glover's tough. | ||
| He is so good. | ||
| I bet he's going to be sharp as a knife ten years from now. | ||
| TRT. Get him on TRT. Everybody. | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| The whole crew. | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| Including the girls. | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| We got a problem with Cyborg? | ||
| Everybody catch up. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| I love Cyborg after that podcast you do with her. | ||
| Brandon. | ||
| Thanks, man. | ||
| You didn't love her before? | ||
| I loved her anyway, but I didn't know her. | ||
| She's a beast. | ||
| She's awesome. | ||
| As a fighter, she's a fucking beast, man. | ||
| There's no question about that. | ||
| She's the best female fighter on the planet. | ||
| She seems like a good person, too, though. | ||
| That's what I like about her. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| That uppercut is coming from fucking Stockholm. | ||
| Oh, it goes to the body with a whip. | ||
| Whoosh! | ||
| And with that bratwurst right, son. | ||
|
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Fucking... | |
| It's crazy to me that Glover's just still fucking pumping away. | ||
| He looks like he's in the first round, looking to knock him out. | ||
| And we're in round four. | ||
| Glover looks how you would make a fighter in a video game. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| Just faking that. | ||
| Oh, God, that left. | ||
| Glover caught him with the right hand over the top. | ||
| How about Glover doesn't train with, like, any super camps or nothing, really? | ||
| No, not anymore. | ||
| He trains out of, like, a garage in Connecticut. | ||
| Oh, right in. | ||
| Yeah, that's what he does now, right? | ||
| Seriously? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He has a school in Connecticut. | ||
| Didn't he go to ATT for a while? | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| But he lives in Connecticut. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Interesting place to live. | ||
| Out of all the places to go, you're from Brazil and you move to Connecticut? | ||
| Yeah, I wonder why. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| I live there. | ||
|
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What? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| You live in Connecticut? | ||
| My parents had a house in Connecticut for 10 years. | ||
| It's one of the few places I never perform. | ||
| Connecticut? | ||
| Yep. | ||
|
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How come? | |
| It's an inside joke. | ||
| People are getting mad. | ||
| People from Connecticut are sending me messages. | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
| Do they have a big city there? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hartford. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Hartford's there. | ||
| I mean, it's not a big city, but it's definitely a city. | ||
| I've been there for ESPN for Bristol. | ||
| ESPN's there. | ||
| I feel like that's all there is in Connecticut. | ||
| WWE's there. | ||
| Yale's and... | ||
| Why the fuck are they there? | ||
|
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Taxes? | |
| Uh-oh, uh-oh. | ||
| They're there because it's right next to New York City and you can get a nice large plot of land. | ||
| A lot of the big rich investment bankers live in Granite. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| Yeah, that's where David Letterman lives. | ||
| David Letterman lives there? | ||
| He got himself a estate. | ||
| I bet that motherfucker is a huge estate. | ||
|
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My man. | |
| He ballin'. | ||
|
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He ballin'. | |
| My man got an estate. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| I don't think he does anything anymore, though. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| I think he's just kind of like chillin'. | ||
| No, he counts his money, I think. | ||
| I heard Jeff Foxworthy's crib in Atlanta is a fucking c-c-c-c-castle. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| Foxworthy's got some cheddar. | ||
| The redneck tour? | ||
|
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He's got some cheddar. | |
| Yeah, him and Ron White. | ||
| I love that podcast you did with him, Ron White. | ||
| He seems great. | ||
| Look at Dave. | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| That's DRT! Wait, that's Dave Letterman? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| That's what Glover's gonna look like in 30 years. | ||
| He looks like Glover takes you? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Well, didn't Dave have heart surgery? | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| I feel like he had a... | ||
| Holy fuck! | ||
| Yeah, I feel like he had heart surgery. | ||
| Oh my god, he looks horrible. | ||
| It just looks like he's... | ||
| He looks happy. | ||
| Remember when Tim Allen became Santa Claus? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I love that movie. | ||
| Age gets to us all. | ||
| I looked at a picture of me 10 years ago when I was 40. I was handsome. | ||
| You look exactly the same. | ||
| I don't know about that. | ||
| You're so deliciously good looking. | ||
| Thank you, buddy. | ||
| That's what I've been looking for on a Sunday. | ||
| It was shit on Brian Day, and now it's turned into... | ||
| At what point in life do you just say, fuck you, man, and you say, fuck you, life? | ||
| Or you just let your body go and just eat whatever you want? | ||
| The thing is, I'm sure a lot of people are doing things, but when you're in the public eye, like, oh, he clipped him with the right hand over the top. | ||
| When you're in the public eye, like a David Letterman, like most of your life, and then you decide to not do that anymore, then it becomes... | ||
| Kind of interesting. | ||
| You can relax a little bit. | ||
| Yeah, because you have to be disciplined about your look and makeup and all. | ||
|
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What do you do? | |
| Look at that. | ||
| 10 years ago. | ||
| Look at that cutie pie. | ||
| Very similar. | ||
| I do not. | ||
| I was so much... | ||
| No, you look exactly the same. | ||
| Come on, dude. | ||
| I appreciate that. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| The real drop-off is 30 to 40. That's where you really dropped off. | ||
| But 40 to 50, you're maintaining well. | ||
| Yeah, you're kind of maintaining my... | ||
| It seems like you work out more now. | ||
| I do. | ||
| I work out every day and it doesn't do much. | ||
| Do you hear someone's alarm going off? | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Yeah, I do. | ||
| Good ears. | ||
| I think I have bad ears, by the way. | ||
| You probably do. | ||
| That's age, son. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm always asking my wife to turn the TV on. | ||
| It's all the boxing you do. | ||
| Yeah, well, years of getting boxed in my ears. | ||
| You're getting boxed up, bro. | ||
| Dude, Glover is fucking just. | ||
| Glover is. | ||
| Will not go away. | ||
| Game. | ||
| Game. | ||
| He didn't get the menu. | ||
| The fucking memo. | ||
| Yeah, got kicked to the body there. | ||
| We good? | ||
| Glover's still looking for that knockout punch, man. | ||
| That's a fact. | ||
| That's always there. | ||
| The scary thing is if... | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| If Alexander slows down a little bit, it's gonna be trouble for him, yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| That combo's there. | ||
| He needs to stay in the middle of the hot gun. | ||
| Gustafson looks as good as he's ever looked in this fight. | ||
| He really does. | ||
| Good luck beating him at light heavyweight, man. | ||
| He's so fluid and his movement is excellent. | ||
| This is a big fight for him, man. | ||
| For both of them, it's kind of career-defining, to be honest. | ||
| Oh, Jesus, dude! | ||
| How many can you take of these? | ||
| I hate to be so extreme, but look at what's going on here. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| It's an artistic performance, man. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| The way he's been hiding that uppercut. | ||
| He's my favorite to watch, man. | ||
| Popping that jab. | ||
| Is he your favorite? | ||
| Well, you have a unique insight knowing exactly how good he is having trained with him, you know? | ||
| I've trained with both of them. | ||
| With Glover, I just... | ||
| You know, I understand what he's doing in his pacing. | ||
| He's like the Terminator. | ||
| He's very similar. | ||
| That's why I'd love to see him in DC fight because I've trained with DC and him. | ||
| They have very similar styles. | ||
| It's just this relentless, relentless forward pressure. | ||
| You're like, God damn, relax. | ||
| Slow down. | ||
| Speaking of relentless, dude, you're running like eight miles. | ||
| I've seen you running like some long distances. | ||
| Where are you running? | ||
| Outside my crib. | ||
| You just run the beach or something like that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| On concrete or what? | ||
| Yeah, concrete. | ||
| In those Cam Hane shoes, but my knee's fucked up, so I'm suing Cam. | ||
| Why are you running on concrete when the sand is right there? | ||
| I don't know, because I like to run. | ||
| But isn't sand better for you? | ||
| Well, because I run the San Marcos... | ||
| So what I do is I run one San Marcos stairs, and I run a mile. | ||
| Two San Marcos stairs run a mile. | ||
| Three San Marcos stairs run a mile. | ||
| That's what I'm doing. | ||
| Oh, interesting. | ||
| That's crazy, bro. | ||
| So the stairs are like a sprint, and the mile is the... | ||
| But my knee yesterday was like, nah, let's take a break, bro. | ||
| You're way too big to be done. | ||
| You're a heavy guy. | ||
| What do you weigh, like 240-ish? | ||
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240, 238. Yeah, that's a lot of weight to put on the knees. | |
| I know, man. | ||
| I gotta figure it out. | ||
| I gotta do something. | ||
| If you guys know what to do. | ||
| It's inside of my knee. | ||
| Okay, let me ask you this. | ||
| I'm dying. | ||
| What do you think about this UFC training facility? | ||
| Like, who's gonna go there? | ||
| I was so confused. | ||
| And they're gonna pump Bane-like products into his body. | ||
| Oh. | ||
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Just rejuvenate the fucking heavyweight division. | |
| In between rounds, he steps in a cryo chamber. | ||
| By the way, I'm sorry, but look at Glover in round four after all that punishment. | ||
| Keeping his head, he looks very fresh. | ||
| One of the problems with Glover is he's so boxing-oriented in his attack. | ||
| And with a guy like Gustafsson, he has such a large reach disadvantage. | ||
| So he's constantly moving forward, but he doesn't throw kicks. | ||
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| Gustafsson stopped kicking because he got taken down early on, but he has kicks, too. | ||
| He just abandoned it. | ||
| Keep him away with those kicks. | ||
| But for Glover, Glover has always got to move into boxing range. | ||
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Oh, Jesus. | |
| Again! | ||
| Again! | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| Stop the fight! | ||
| That's it! | ||
| Oh my god, what a fucking way to win. | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| Gustafson is a beast. | ||
| Poor Glover. | ||
| Oh Jesus Christ. | ||
| I don't like seeing that at all. | ||
| Gustafson is a fucking beast. | ||
| That was brilliant. | ||
| God damn, that was brilliant. | ||
| That was brilliant. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| This is in Sweden? | ||
| Stockholm. | ||
| Yeah, in Stockholm. | ||
| Throwing it down in Stockholm. | ||
| He's a fucking hero. | ||
| He's a hero. | ||
| He's a legend there. | ||
| The heartbreak he went through when he lost to fucking Johnson there, man. | ||
| I was there, man. | ||
| I felt like crying, man. | ||
| I felt like crying for him. | ||
| He's a Viking. | ||
| They were walking out of the arena with their head low. | ||
| It was rough. | ||
| And it was a bad beating, too, you know? | ||
| Dude, redemption. | ||
| Fucking redemption. | ||
| What a Viking. | ||
| What a fight. | ||
| Here's redemption. | ||
| Redemption is John Jones beats DC in Anaheim. | ||
| They do John Jones, Alexander Gustin, Stockholm, title. | ||
| You are correct, sir. | ||
| 500,000 people. | ||
| You and me. | ||
| They're not going to do it in Stockholm. | ||
| They do it in Vegas. | ||
| The real money's in Vegas. | ||
| Unfortunately. | ||
|
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That's bullshit. | |
| That's just how it goes, buddy. | ||
| That's the reason why we haven't been in Dublin yet for a Conor McGregor fight. | ||
|
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Bing! | |
| Look at this. | ||
|
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Bing! | |
| Well, he could do it in a soccer fucking stadium. | ||
|
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Bing! | |
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| Again, he keeps doing the same combo. | ||
| And then right hand over the top. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Oh, Christ. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| How quick was that right hand? | ||
| Walk away right hand. | ||
| His hand is stupid fast, dude. | ||
| Yeah, douche! | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| And he's like, not enough, huh? | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Here you go. | ||
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Yeah, yeah! | |
| Beautiful timing, too. | ||
| The way he swung that right hand in, too. | ||
| Look at how he swings the right hand in over the left guard. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Look at how he swings that right hand over the top. | ||
| Glover's corner's like, do you think you want to kind of avoid the uppercut? | ||
| He's like, nah, we'll keep doing this, man. | ||
| There's nothing we can do. | ||
| He's just getting hit by it. | ||
| He's trying to get close. | ||
|
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It's so long. | |
| What are you going to do? | ||
| God, that was brilliant. | ||
|
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Oh, man. | |
| Brilliant performance by Gustafson. | ||
| Like, when you were saying how Glover just missed it a little bit, like that boxing with his wrestling style via Rampage, he would have been champ. | ||
| Him versus Rampage in the prime, that's a motherfucking fight. | ||
| Yeah, he could have won. | ||
| He could have won. | ||
| But, you know, what's interesting is that he just... | ||
| Because he doesn't throw very many kicks, I mean, he might have thrown 10 kicks that whole fight. | ||
| He's always moving into boxing range. | ||
| He's getting chewed up on the way in. | ||
| And as tough as he is, he's still getting tagged over and over and over again. | ||
| Well, it's 2017. If you're just boxing, you're screwed, man. | ||
| Name a guy who's just boxing doing well in the UFC. Yeah, you're right. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| You really have to do everything. | ||
| At the highest level, you just can't do it anymore. | ||
| Like guys figure you out. | ||
| Yeah, you really have to be able to do everything. | ||
| So this UFC training facility, like, how much did that fucking thing cost? | ||
| I was looking at that when they were showing the athletes retreat. | ||
| Crazy, right? | ||
| I was like, how much do you think that cost? | ||
| 12 million performances, too. | ||
| Oh, he's saying it. | ||
| 12 million dollar performances, too. | ||
| That's a bargain. | ||
| I've seen some houses. | ||
| That's a good deal. | ||
| But that's in Vegas. | ||
| In Vegas, that's like the size of fucking Lambeau Field. | ||
| Like, that's huge. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Still, though. | ||
| And what's it made for? | ||
| It's made for people when they're in town? | ||
| Yeah, everything is there. | ||
| They have bags and fucking doctors. | ||
| And they have those aquatic... | ||
| That's what I was going to bring up. | ||
| They have those underwater treadmills. | ||
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Have you seen that? | |
| Oh, those are good, yeah. | ||
| Have you done that? | ||
| I have not done that. | ||
| That is what you should do. | ||
| Like, for your big ass. | ||
| Bro, I'm trying to run outside, man. | ||
| I'm not trying to run underwater like a... | ||
| Why? | ||
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Fucking... | |
| Why? | ||
| Project? | ||
| Why are you trying to run outside? | ||
| You don't want to be like Drago? | ||
| I love outside, man. | ||
|
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Rocky IV? Yeah, I'm not doing it because I'm trying to fucking beat Alexander Gustafson. | |
| Do you see they're making a 225 division? | ||
| They are. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's a good idea. | ||
| And they're also going to do a 10-pound up. | ||
| They're going to do like 55, 65, 75. I wish they had that when I was around. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That's a really good idea. | ||
| What are you thinking about coming back? | ||
| No. | ||
| What? | ||
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What? | |
| I got a sold-out show in Australia. | ||
| Ain't no one getting punched in the face anymore. | ||
| Just checking. | ||
| I tell Dick Jones. | ||
| He doesn't give a shit, right? | ||
| I tell Dick Jones to break down way better fighters than me. | ||
| Weren't you hitting mitts? | ||
| That's my life. | ||
| Weren't you hitting mitts and your trainer was like, hey, keep your hand on you. | ||
|
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Hey, hey, hey. | |
| I don't give a shit. | ||
| I'm just going to get my... | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| I'm just doing this to have a summer body. | ||
| Never correct my technique ever again. | ||
| Summer body. | ||
| I did that for 10 years. | ||
| Never. | ||
|
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Never. | |
| Look at that. | ||
| Summer body. | ||
| Summer body coming up, son. | ||
| You're very excited about that. | ||
| I love this. | ||
| I've been doing an incline bench to get that shelf going. | ||
| We're kind of not talking about you. | ||
| We were talking about the Keto shake. | ||
| What's in your Keto shake? | ||
| There was something on the Honored Academy site. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Liver and raw milk. | ||
| God, ding. | ||
| Oh, Christ. | ||
| Dang. | ||
| Again. | ||
| Here's the right hand. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| That's not good for you, man. | ||
| That's super bad for you. | ||
| Fucking Stockholm. | ||
| I don't like that. | ||
| Jesus, you're crazy. | ||
| Priority shipping Stockholm right hand. | ||
| It's just crazy how he kept hitting with the same combination. | ||
| Jab, uppercut, jab, uppercut, jab, uppercut. | ||
| Bang! | ||
| It's fun to watch, but I feel sorry for Glover. | ||
| Yeah, but I feel happy for Alexander. | ||
| Me too, man. | ||
| That's the life. | ||
| Great guy. | ||
| You still on the keto kick? | ||
| Yeah, pretty much. | ||
| I cheat, though. | ||
| Yeah, me too. | ||
| I'll cheat. | ||
| I cheat a couple days a week. | ||
| I'd PF Chang's last night. | ||
| I'd PF Chang's last night. | ||
| Fat shit, too. | ||
| Like, I went nuts. | ||
| I had ramen noodles this morning with eggs. | ||
| Dude, ramen noodles are so unhealthy. | ||
|
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So bad. | |
| You don't realize it? | ||
| It's so bad. | ||
| I see it all the time as a kid. | ||
| Hey, Dad. | ||
| Pay attention. | ||
| Maybe one of the worst things you could eat. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| I have like six a day. | ||
| And I would take the two seasonings. | ||
| That's his viking girlfriend. | ||
| I put two seasonings in one, so it's extra flavorful. | ||
| Oh yeah, I like that. | ||
|
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Yeah, me too. | |
| You fuck with the beef or shrimp. | ||
| What's going on here? | ||
| Is he asking her to marry him? | ||
| Oh, no, no, no, don't do it. | ||
| Oh, it's an original box and everything. | ||
| Boy, they're going to have a nice kid on them, though. | ||
| That kid's going to be a fucking viking. | ||
| Why do I feel like they already have a kid? | ||
| Hopefully they do. | ||
| She had a powerful Rolex on. | ||
| I feel like they already have a kid and he's just like making it a fish. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| That ring, if you're gonna do it on TV, it better be a heater. | ||
| I like it how he's doing it with the fucking gloves on. | ||
| He should just lift up her skirt and bang her on. | ||
| Hey, hey, hey, hey! | ||
| This is a sacred moment! | ||
| Show us those Viking cheeks! | ||
| Imagine if he did that. | ||
| Just animal. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| Look at those two Vikings. | ||
| They're going to have some fucking experiments. | ||
| Maybe she knows how he is, so she just picks up her fucking skirt herself. | ||
| She's every bit a six foot two. | ||
| Hey, why are they the same size? | ||
| What the fuck is going on here? | ||
| She's got high heels on, but she's every bit naturally six feet. | ||
| She's a six footer easy. | ||
| She's a big old healthy woman. | ||
| Yep, and she's a little wider than he is. | ||
| She's a full rack of ribs. | ||
| I appreciate that. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| Broad shoulders. | ||
| She's a Viking. | ||
| Yeah, I do not... | ||
| I do not hate at all a girl who's healthy like that, who you know eats good. | ||
| Looks great. | ||
| I would much rather prefer that. | ||
| Much that. | ||
| All day. | ||
| Have a little mean idea. | ||
| Oh, they had a baby! | ||
| Yeah, they have a baby together. | ||
| Okay, he's doing it B-Shop style. | ||
| Have the kid and then you can do that. | ||
|
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You figure it out. | |
| That's awesome. | ||
| That kid is going to be... | ||
| Good for him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hey, man, he put on a fucking performance of his career tonight. | ||
| Oh, you've got to move him up to number two. | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| He's number one right now, right? | ||
| He's number one for sure, but that's just because Jon Jones is on the banned list. | ||
| My boy Vulcan's like, say what? | ||
| I'm number one. | ||
| I'm number one, Alexander. | ||
| Ozdemir? | ||
| Yeah, Vulcan's going to move up to probably four now. | ||
| Ozdemir with that one punch. | ||
| Glover's going to go ahead and jump back in line behind. | ||
| So this UFC Training Institute, that's why I'm so confused. | ||
| No one's going to do their camp there. | ||
| No. | ||
| How fair would that be if you find out, let's say Michael Bisbing's doing his camp there, and UL's doing his camp in Florida, and UL's like, wait, I want to do my camp there. | ||
| Michael Bisbing! | ||
| Big Bing! | ||
|
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How come you are at the UFC camp? | |
| Gay Jesus! | ||
| Don't forget Jesus! | ||
| Don't forget Jesus! | ||
| God, they fucked up doing that. | ||
| Don't forget Jesus. | ||
| Basically, it's open to anybody. | ||
| You can start or end your camp here. | ||
| We have the best training facility here on Planet Earth. | ||
| It makes no sense. | ||
| It makes no sense. | ||
| I'm just confused as to what they're trying to do with it. | ||
| I just know I have a place to train when I'm in Vegas, you fucks. | ||
| You're gonna train there? | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| I bet you're not. | ||
| You don't know? | ||
| I bet you don't get in. | ||
| I bet they won't let you. | ||
| If I have time, I will. | ||
| I bet you Francis Ganel's gonna make you break his hair. | ||
| Yeah, they do. | ||
| I'm a celebrity, dude. | ||
| Are you a celebrity? | ||
| Not really. | ||
| To them? | ||
| If I tell them all the stuff I've been in. | ||
| Like, if you called the UFC and said, I'd like to get tickets, do you think they'd hook it up? | ||
| Once I explain to them where they know me from... | ||
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What's that face? | |
| What's that face? | ||
| It's gonna be tough. | ||
| My feelings are already hurt about a lot of stuff. | ||
| Well, it depends on how this thing, this pilot, the Goldbergs, goes. | ||
| That didn't go. | ||
| You didn't find out? | ||
| No. | ||
| You didn't tell me. | ||
| No, I didn't go. | ||
|
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Oh, this guy's awkward. | |
| But the Goldbergs got picked up for two more years. | ||
| Either way, am I going still? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How often are you on it? | ||
| I'll always be almost famous, I've realized. | ||
| My partner sells out fucking theaters in Australia, you know. | ||
| Isn't that better, though? | ||
| Like, it keeps you humble. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| As opposed to a guy like Schaub who's just rocketing up the charts, he's eventually gonna get a big head. | ||
|
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I know. | |
| I mean, and it's also like you'll have the fuel of being bitter because you were more famous when you guys started and then he surpasses you. | ||
| But that's been the case in my career. | ||
| But everybody does that to me. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here, B. I'm a failure. | ||
| Well, you're not a failure. | ||
| You're a very successful guy. | ||
| But I'm being dramatic right now. | ||
|
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You're super successful. | |
| I'm being dramatic. | ||
| You're very successful. | ||
| I've been to your home. | ||
| Have you seen the second one he owns? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I'm thinking about the address. | ||
| Can I do that? | ||
|
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No. | |
| Please don't. | ||
| He's a very wealthy man. | ||
| He's a bullshit artist trying to say he's not successful. | ||
| Look, if you make more than $35,000, you're in the 1% of the world. | ||
| You're probably right. | ||
| No, it is right. | ||
| No, that'd be correct. | ||
| That is 100% right. | ||
| Look at this combination. | ||
| Spinning elbow, right hook, left hook, right uppercut, right hand over the top, pop that jab in. | ||
| Oh, for sure it needs it. | ||
| He emerged. | ||
| He emerged tonight as the most exciting light heavyweight in the world other than Daniel and John. | ||
| I can't wait for that fight, too. | ||
| Just fucking jab, uppercut. | ||
| Oh, Christ, it's so bad for your brain. | ||
| Oh, this is bad for your brain, son. | ||
| I hate it. | ||
| I just see his brain rattling around in that skull. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Most finishes in UFC light heavyweight history. | ||
| Jimmy Manoa, where's he at? | ||
| Shogun 7, Gustafson 7, Chuck 9, Jon Jones 9. Wow. | ||
| That Jon Jones-DC rematch to me is so interesting because I didn't think DC looked that great against Rumble. | ||
| I thought it was more of Rumble not showing up. | ||
| I thought DC looked probably the worst we've seen body-wise. | ||
| I'm getting that itch. | ||
| Show these boys how to throw an uppercut the right way. | ||
| Oh no! | ||
| He just tweeted that out like two months ago. | ||
| That was a great uppercut. | ||
| That's silly. | ||
| What? | ||
| That's silly. | ||
| Rambo, what are you doing? | ||
| In the article too, he goes, once I'm retired, I'm retired. | ||
| There's no chance. | ||
| Well, I see he sees Gustafson beating Glover and he knocked both of these guys out. | ||
| He might think he could just jump back in there. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| I'm getting that itch. | ||
| I get the itch every now and then. | ||
| I've never tell anyone. | ||
| But how can he say that right when he just got done retiring after a world title fight? | ||
| You know why? | ||
| Because your business manager goes, uh, yeah, so you're talking about that shit. | ||
| Listen, the Ram's gonna pay you $35. | ||
| This is how much a Ferrari costs. | ||
| And then check this out. | ||
| So the marijuana, you're in LA. It's tough business. | ||
| Saturated. | ||
| Saturated. | ||
| Taxes. | ||
| So here's your taxes. | ||
| Taxes are 48%. | ||
| So you're gonna make about $40,000 a year. | ||
| When you do the numbers, man, when you, like, people make this mistake all the time. | ||
| They go to buy a bunch of stuff and they didn't do the real hard numbers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Start talking to them and it's like, oh, fuck. | ||
| Yeah, there's a lot of people out there that spend a lot of money. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, what's really fucked up is that you're going to buy that Porsche. | ||
| Let's talk about that. | ||
| I'm just kidding. | ||
| I'm not that dumb. | ||
| Don't buy that old Porsche. | ||
| You're just winking. | ||
| No, you're going to love it. | ||
| Wait till you see it. | ||
| It has the brand new turbo rims on it. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| Brand new turbo rims. | ||
| You're hilarious. | ||
| Wait till you see this thing. | ||
| I've seen a lot of actors not do those numbers and been in their house and gone, you're on a series right now, but this house is, you're nuts about 40 grand a month and your show is going to go away and you're just an actor. | ||
| How crazy is that if you're an actor? | ||
| Because you know as an actor, you've had how many failures. | ||
| You know it's nothing. | ||
| It's going to end. | ||
| Because this is the one. | ||
| Unless it's friends. | ||
| Because as an actor, you go, this is the job that's going to push me over the edge. | ||
| I'm now famous and I'm going to go from job to job. | ||
| And it never happens. | ||
| And I've seen it too many times. | ||
| It happens for some people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Were you always good with money, Joe? | ||
| I know you have a beast of a businessman. | ||
| Did you have someone harping on you right away? | ||
| I'm pretty good with it. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| I like cars, but I don't spend a lot of money on jewelry or stupid shit. | ||
| And cars you could actually sell. | ||
| Depending on the car, yeah. | ||
| Some of them are bad investments, but my Corvette's worth a lot of money. | ||
| Like old cars, you could sell. | ||
| They're worth money. | ||
| You've always made money, though. | ||
| You always made more money than most people. | ||
| Even when you were younger. | ||
| Most of us as actors and stuff, you were always... | ||
| I hustle. | ||
| I always do a bunch of different things. | ||
| That's one thing. | ||
| You don't put all your eggs in one basket. | ||
| I don't like having a boss. | ||
| And I don't like having to count on someone. | ||
| And I like... | ||
| When you have fuck you money, if you don't say fuck you, I think it's a fucking disgrace. | ||
| It's a disgrace to the fuck you money if you don't say fuck you. | ||
| But you have to get there, though. | ||
| Yeah, you gotta have legit fuck you money. | ||
| You can't say fuck you when you're making... | ||
| 70 grand a year. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| But once you get fuck you money, you have to know what it is. | ||
| Like you go, okay, now you have the opportunity. | ||
| You're in a fuck you position. | ||
| So you got to know when to say fuck you and when you're just saying fuck you because you have fuck you money. | ||
| That does happen to people too. | ||
| They get that fuck you money and then they can't wait to say fuck you and they pull the trigger on fuck you too quick. | ||
| Yeah, it's going to be me. | ||
| Oh, that's not a good idea. | ||
| That happens, though. | ||
| Yes, it does. | ||
| I'm waiting for the day. | ||
| We know people. | ||
| We both know people who've done that. | ||
| Because what happens is you've got $6 million in the bank, but you start spending $1 million a year. | ||
| I've seen that plenty of times. | ||
| What did you say, B? A lot of guys get $6 million in the bank, and they'll start spending $1 million a year. | ||
| And I've seen that. | ||
| So you've got six years to go out like a gangster. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Those six years are so fun, though, I bet. | ||
| My buddy was making a lot of money, and he looked like he'd seen a ghost, and he said, my business manager just told me I have to make $900,000 a year just to break even. | ||
| And I went, what are you spending money on? | ||
| And I go, what are you spending money on? | ||
| He goes... | ||
| Just stuff. | ||
| And I said, like what? | ||
| He goes, I got two nannies, I got three cars, I got a big house, but I don't know, just stuff. | ||
| And he couldn't really figure out, you know, until his business manager went line for line and was like, this is what you're spending. | ||
| But you know what happens too? | ||
| When you start making money, you start hanging out with other people that are making money. | ||
| You know, I was talking to this pro football player who was telling me that. | ||
| He was saying that basically what happens is you're around all these other dudes in camp, and the dude shows up with a Rolls, and this guy's got a Bentley, and this guy's got a giant gold chain, and he goes, you start spending money just to keep up with these people. | ||
| Well, Kevin Hart has a funny bit about that where he was hanging out with Dwayne Wade and those guys, and they were talking, and Kevin was like, I'm making money, and Dwayne Wade was like, you should buy a boat. | ||
| And he was like, what the fuck? | ||
| Hold the fuck on! | ||
| And then they were balling, they were at a club, and Kevin goes, let me get the check. | ||
| And Dwayne was like, let me get it. | ||
| He goes, no, let me get it, man. | ||
| Let me get it. | ||
| And he looked at the bill, and he goes, it was so expensive, he had to bring it in the light to make sure he had the number right. | ||
| He was like, what the fuck? | ||
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He's like, you got this, Doug. | |
| You got this. | ||
| Kevin Hart now, though. | ||
| But if that's what you want to do, like if you just want to concentrate on money, I mean, the real problem is that requires a mindset of its own. | ||
| And a lot of the people that are just financial entrepreneurs and people that are like obsessed with making money, they're not also creative geniuses. | ||
| They're not also pursuing a career in the arts. | ||
| With longevity. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's just, you gotta know, like, what you're getting into. | ||
| So if you're a guy that just gets wrapped up and hanging around with rich people and keeping up with the Joneses, and if you're an athlete... | ||
| If you're an athlete, it could wind up fucking up your career because you get so wrapped up in that stuff that it takes some focus away. | ||
| I'll tell you what else happens. | ||
| You're married to a girl. | ||
| She's hanging out with their wives. | ||
| And now she wants to get that $10,000 handbag. | ||
| She wants that Benz. | ||
| She wants that. | ||
| And you don't want to make her feel like she's not because she's in that group. | ||
| School is in session. | ||
| Talk to us, Brian. | ||
| Both you older men tell these young fucks. | ||
| Listen, these bitches, they get together and they start... | ||
| Oh my god, where'd you get those shoes? | ||
| Oh, I got them from this side. | ||
| That purse is so hard to get. | ||
| I know a place where you can get it. | ||
| Baby, it's only $30,000. | ||
| For a fucking purse? | ||
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A fucking purse is $30,000? | |
| Crazy. | ||
| Yeah, next thing you know, you broke. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yeah, the wives spending the money thing happens. | ||
| And it happens in the craziest ways. | ||
| Don't marry a chicken hat, though, man. | ||
| There's signs early on where a bitch can be a chicken hat. | ||
| What's a sign? | ||
| What's a good sign? | ||
| Oh man, there's so many red flags. | ||
| Where do I start? | ||
| Where do I start? | ||
| That's, by the way, maybe your favorite, my favorite shirt from you guys. | ||
| Chicken Head Social Club? | ||
| We gotta bring that back. | ||
| Bring that back! | ||
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Bring that back! | |
| Chicken Head Social Club. | ||
|
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They're chicken heads! | |
| So why... | ||
| So ridiculous. | ||
| Where did the term chicken head come from? | ||
|
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I don't know. | |
| He just comes up with things because he mixes metaphors. | ||
|
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No, no, chicken heads has been around. | |
| No, chicken's been around. | ||
| It's been around. | ||
| But where did it come from? | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| At the time I was dating some girl and she was a chicken head. | ||
| She started drinking water and I went, damn, you're one thirsty chicken head. | ||
| And she was like, what the fuck did you just call me? | ||
| The next day on the podcast I was like, chicken heads, man. | ||
| Project Pat, Chicken Head. | ||
| Yeah, I definitely didn't make up Chicken Head. | ||
| What year is this? | ||
|
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2001, early. | |
| I just graduated high school. | ||
|
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Late 90s, yeah. | |
| Wow, late 90s Chicken Head. | ||
| How's that song go? | ||
| And was that, they were talking about girls? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| They were singing about Chicken Heads? | ||
| See, I didn't hear about it until I was hanging out with you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, maybe I'd heard it a couple of times, but I'd never heard someone use it where I started howling. | ||
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There you go. | |
| And I started using it. | ||
|
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Here's the description from Project Pat. | |
| Okay, here we go. | ||
| What does it say? | ||
| Hold on, go back up. | ||
| Block, block, chicken head. | ||
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Block, block, chicken, chicken head. | |
| Bob, head, scallywag, ain't got no hair in the back, gelled up, weaved up, your hair is a mess. | ||
| Ain't got no hair in back, gelled up, weaved up, your hair is messed up, need to get about a hustle mission, get up on that boot, run to boot, run to beautician, Run game until the game is gravy. | ||
| That don't mean spend cheese for the baby. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| Run game until the game is gravy. | ||
| That don't mean spend cheese for the baby. | ||
| Don't spend money on your baby. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| You need to get your hair in order first. | ||
| You need to get your face right. | ||
| Before you worry about the nutritional requirements of your child, you must now worry about the baby. | ||
| Pretty, walk, walk, giving out the head. | ||
| On a stalk, stalk for a bootleg. | ||
| Got some gold teeth? | ||
| Walk, walk, pretty walk, walk, giving out head. | ||
| Ain't a thing eat a chicken, Wang. | ||
| Got some gold teeth. | ||
| Hey, did you read this? | ||
| Chicken, chicken, always into some dumb shit. | ||
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Should've paid your right bill, but you bought an outfit. | |
| Stay at your mommy's house. | ||
| Keep your smart mouth. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Okay, so it's just a derogatory term for a young lady. | ||
| For a young lady who's just doing stupid shit. | ||
| Like their lights are off, but then they just got their nails done. | ||
| Chicken heads, man. | ||
| It's a very interesting thing. | ||
| Did you see that, Kale? | ||
| Did you see that, Kale? | ||
| That dude got caught on the way down with a knee. | ||
| I mean, it's like he slipped. | ||
| Oh, Held? | ||
| Remember Held's that beast of Agrappa from Bellator? | ||
| Yeah, he went for a knee bar. | ||
| He dove for a knee bar and got kneed in the head on the way down. | ||
| Hey, bro. | ||
| Fucked up. | ||
| Fucked up. | ||
| Remember he fought Diego Sanchez? | ||
| They tossed him to the wolves, man. | ||
| Yeah, he tried to do that Imanari spin. | ||
| The Imanari dive. | ||
| You hit him right in the face. | ||
| Chicken head is maybe my favorite expression for a girl. | ||
| It's not... | ||
| They don't call you like a piece of shit for doing it yet. | ||
| I don't think... | ||
| The feminists haven't caught on to chicken head yet. | ||
| No, that's why it's still cool right now. | ||
| Men still own chicken head. | ||
| I feel like feminists don't like chicken heads anyway, and that's a phenomenon that exists, right? | ||
| Professionals. | ||
| They're on team vagina before anything else. | ||
| Once chicken head gets more popular, we're all screwed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, there's a lot of people that are saying you shouldn't say bitch anymore. | ||
| God, it's tough to do. | ||
| Oh, come on, bitch. | ||
| Bitch, get out of here. | ||
| Get out of here. | ||
| It means too many different things. | ||
| They're trying to take my language away from me. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| I went to Wonder Woman and I was like, I can't wait to see this chicken head do work. | ||
| They don't give a fuck. | ||
| They don't know yet, you know? | ||
| They don't know. | ||
| They don't know. | ||
| They don't know you can still get away with it. | ||
| This chicken head can throw down. | ||
| She does his work in that movie. | ||
| What is this? | ||
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A thought. | |
| A thought. | ||
| No. | ||
| I'm sure you haven't heard of it. | ||
| What guys call girls in schools that send out nudes and porn of themselves and Acquit them to that hoe over there. | ||
| Can you not this like a spelling bee for the hood? | ||
| That's not going to make it. | ||
| Can you use it in the description? | ||
| Man, if you bang her, you better rap it good. | ||
| That thought has given herpes in half the school. | ||
| I'm not going with that one. | ||
| That's not going to last. | ||
| No, I don't like thought. | ||
| It's been around for a while, though. | ||
| It's not catchy enough. | ||
| Nah, chicken head's hilarious. | ||
| If you use that, you're probably annoying. | ||
| Yeah, thought. | ||
| Calling them a thought. | ||
| That hoe over there. | ||
| How about you say that hoe over there? | ||
| Also, stop, like, making girls feel bad about being sluts. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why are you slut shaming? | ||
| Celebrate it so we have more of it. | ||
| It's called a chicken coop. | ||
| Don't you appreciate roadhead? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Someone has to do it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Stupid bitch. | ||
| It takes a certain mentality to suck your dick while you're driving an automobile. | ||
|
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Correct. | |
| Those girls are important. | ||
| This is just... | ||
| Every girl went, you know what, I'm just gonna sign off you. | ||
| I'm good. | ||
| This is over. | ||
| This fucking... | ||
| You're done. | ||
| You're dead to me, Brian Callen. | ||
| I always thought you were sophisticated. | ||
| I listen to your podcasts on your own. | ||
| You read a lot of books. | ||
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You've always intrigued me, but I know you're a piece of shit like your fucking meathead friends. | |
| You guys are chicken heads! | ||
| I get scolded for not correcting the conversation sometimes. | ||
| I thought more of you. | ||
| I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
| What conversation? | ||
| Between us? | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Brian's the guy who listens to social media and emails. | ||
| He listens to the type of people that scold you. | ||
| Excuse me, I do not read my social media. | ||
| Once on a blue moon, I will. | ||
|
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You did. | |
| You would have made some corrections. | ||
| Well, in that case. | ||
| Hey, what is this? | ||
| Is this a candidate that would get me high? | ||
| Oh, yeah, I'm sure. | ||
| Eat it, B. Don't touch that. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Don't touch that! | ||
| You might get high just looking at that. | ||
| That's some Joey Diaz shit. | ||
| Gentlemen, I got a barbecue after you, too. | ||
| I'm hungry. | ||
| Do you? | ||
| Where are you going? | ||
| Family barbecue. | ||
| I told you I'm the grill master. | ||
| You say you are, but you're using gas. | ||
| Dude, let's have a fucking grill-off, son. | ||
| I'll cripple you. | ||
| You're going to have a real hard time with it. | ||
| Listen, I can't grill zebra and fucking wild boar and shit, but you give me some ribs and burgers. | ||
| I got a giant up on you. | ||
| I kill things. | ||
| You don't have a big brown cheddar cheeseburger. | ||
| No, I got a lot of burgers that I do. | ||
| I do elk with blue cheese, so suck my dick. | ||
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Oof. | |
| That sounds delicious. | ||
| I want some of that. | ||
| I also mix in pork fat with my elk burger. | ||
| Stop it, you fuck. | ||
| You might want to just shut the fuck up. | ||
| I slice up jalapenos. | ||
| I see that shit on Instagram. | ||
| I can slice up jalapenos and garlic and shit. | ||
|
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You ain't never eaten my food. | |
| I'm gonna fuck you up. | ||
| No, I'm talking about a traditional American cheeseburger. | ||
| I will see anyone pound for pound. | ||
| Let's break it down to hot dogs only in boiling water, bro. | ||
| Right, Joe? | ||
| Tell them, Joe. | ||
| Well, it depends on the bun. | ||
| Traditional American cheeseburger. | ||
| A fucking cheeseburger? | ||
| It's a science. | ||
| Fuck you and your cheeseburger. | ||
| Do you even saute onions, bro? | ||
|
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Are you fucking with me? | |
| You ever had a sautéed mushroom, nice? | ||
| Do you grill peppers? | ||
| That's your sweet ass, I do. | ||
| You're just saying stuff right now, bro. | ||
| No, dude, I know how to do it. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| Well, you're thinking about grilling peppers, but you don't really have a history of it. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| But if I can grill onions, I should fuck you the peppers. | ||
| I can tell he was fucking lying, because he started grabbing his own beard. | ||
| He was going, yeah, I do. | ||
| Fucking fuck. | ||
| Because there was a tiny pause. | ||
| You went, I sure do. | ||
| This is the move. | ||
| The move is, we have Tom Papa cook us bread. | ||
| Because he gave me a fucking loaf of sourdough bread from me the other day. | ||
| He baked it in the morning and I cheated on it. | ||
| That night I had bread. | ||
| And it was delicious. | ||
| Did you put some jam and butter on it? | ||
| Nope, just butter. | ||
| It was outstanding. | ||
| I had some of it just raw, just butter. | ||
| Tom Papa was a little too into bread for me, but keep going. | ||
| He's very into it, but it's because he makes it all himself when I get it raw from scratch. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| So this is the idea. | ||
| We'll make some elk burgers with blue cheese in the middle, pork fat, and then I flatten it out. | ||
| I put blue cheese in the chair. | ||
| Put ketchup on it? | ||
| I fold that bitch up. | ||
|
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Ketchup cheese. | |
| Fuck you and your ketchup. | ||
| I'm a fucking American! | ||
| What do you mean no ketchup? | ||
| Not with blue cheese, bro! | ||
| I grilled that bitch, and we're gonna put it in between two pieces of Tom Proper's bread. | ||
| I'm hungry right now. | ||
| My mouth is watering so bad. | ||
| Man, my stomach is all cut up and shredded. | ||
| I got fucking eight abs. | ||
| I got some sautéed onions and jalapenos on that motherfucker. | ||
| Of course a little bit of lettuce. | ||
| You want some lettuce. | ||
| Hey, let's have Tom Papa make some nice fucking French toast and shut his fucking mouth. | ||
|
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I don't want to fuck him. | |
| French toast would be nice. | ||
| What? | ||
| You want to fuck Tom Papa? | ||
| What happened? | ||
| No, he just makes the French toast. | ||
| No one's fucking him. | ||
| I thought that's what you were saying. | ||
| No, that's not what he said. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| God, that burger does sound fucking delicious. | ||
| I'm talking about straight up American grilled burgers, son. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Like... | ||
| Beef burger? | ||
| Beef burger. | ||
| I'm going... | ||
| I'll fuck with buffalo, too. | ||
| If you want to go buffalo hunting, I'm going this winter. | ||
| I will. | ||
| Me and John Dudley, we're going buffalo hunting. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| Can I have a gun? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| You can. | ||
| You're not going to kill it with a boomerang. | ||
| I'm shooting it with a bow and arrow. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Buffalo aren't that dangerous. | ||
| Oh, yeah, they are. | ||
| What? | ||
| Oh, they'll charge you, bro. | ||
| That is one of the most dangerous things you could ever hunt. | ||
|
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Yes. | |
| They're probably more dangerous than a bear. | ||
| Are they really? | ||
| Fuck yeah! | ||
| Wait, we're talking about water buffalo? | ||
| 1,800 pounds of swinging dick. | ||
| Oh, no, I've been around a buffalo. | ||
| No, a bison! | ||
| They'll come at you, bro. | ||
| A fucking bison. | ||
| They'll come at you. | ||
| Cam Haynes just got done hunting water buffalo. | ||
| He said that thing called black death. | ||
| In Australia? | ||
| Yeah, they're black death. | ||
| Yeah, I don't fuck with water buffalo. | ||
| Those are giant. | ||
| And here's the thing. | ||
| Their meat, you can eat it, but it takes so long to chew because they're just jacked. | ||
| She just corded steel. | ||
| You eat the back strap, which is traditionally a tender. | ||
| He told us. | ||
| He said it was the hardest thing you ever had to eat. | ||
| What was this thing where this guy got charged by a bear? | ||
| I saw the video and he had a bow and arrow. | ||
| I posted on Instagram. | ||
| That guy straight up panicked. | ||
| The bear just left him alone, though. | ||
| Just jacked him, knocked him over, run him over. | ||
| The bear just wants him to leave him the fuck alone. | ||
| The bear didn't want to eat that guy. | ||
| That guy's like a straight up Native American. | ||
| Was he? | ||
| Well, he was using a recurve bow. | ||
| It's just, he fucked up. | ||
| He got charged. | ||
| Which can't happen. | ||
| Real quick. | ||
| Busted lip or herpes? | ||
| Go. | ||
| Oh, busted lip. | ||
|
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Let's play a game. | |
| Busted lip or herpes? | ||
| I'd say it's herpes, but who cares? | ||
| Listen, man. | ||
| I'm going to say it's a busted lip just because his performance was brilliant. | ||
| I've had a bunch of busted lips. | ||
| They've never looked like that. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| Things get weird in there. | ||
| I guess, man. | ||
| That's a very round busted lip. | ||
| That's a round little sore. | ||
| That's a perfectly symmetrical round herpes. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I think it's a busted lip. | ||
| That's agitated like a motherfucker. | ||
| It's all good. | ||
| I get those sometimes. | ||
| Do you remember when Chuck Liddell fought Rich Franklin and his lip got split? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah, it was crazy. | ||
| Powerful Rich Franklin. | ||
| Yeah, that was a crazy, crazy split up. | ||
| So Franklin just sort of stepped away. | ||
| He never really officially retired. | ||
| He just stepped back. | ||
| He was just like, you know, I'm going to chill for a little bit. | ||
| But then it wasn't like a big announcement. | ||
| Like guys weren't really doing it like they are now. | ||
| They went to 1FC, right? | ||
| There might be herpes. | ||
| See, that looks like a herpy to me. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| You might be right. | ||
| It's all good. | ||
| He's a married man, though, so it's all good. | ||
| That's a big strong... | ||
| That's stress. | ||
| Could be an elbow, though. | ||
| Yeah, or you fucked the wrong chicken head. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
|
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Who knows? | |
| What about the gravy? | ||
|
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What about the gravy? | |
| Still a hero. | ||
| Herpes are no hero. | ||
| Bad motherfucker, dude. | ||
| Gustafson's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| He emerged as one of the most exciting guys in the division right there. | ||
| Hopefully he's motivated now. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Especially with a wife and kid. | ||
| What's her name standing on an apple box right now, I guarantee you. | ||
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Megan? | |
| Yes. | ||
| She is. | ||
| Yeah, she's tiny and he's giant. | ||
| There's a lot of good fights to be made, man. | ||
| There's a lot of good fights to be made. | ||
| And a lot of guys are going to train at the UFC training time. | ||
| Are they? | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| There's going to be one person there. | ||
| You? | ||
| I don't think they'd let me in, Joe. | ||
| Will they let you in? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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You know what? | |
| They retweeted me the other day, so I'm like, you know what? | ||
| We might be cool. | ||
| Some social media kid is probably fired now. | ||
| They probably flogged him. | ||
| He's probably dead. | ||
| He probably went missing. | ||
| They hit him with a wet belt right across the ass. | ||
| They probably waterboarded him or some shit. | ||
| He probably just didn't, oh, there's Brendan Schaub. | ||
| Retweet. | ||
| Here's the problem. | ||
| As your celebrity grows, and as the fighter and the kid continues to grow, it is going to emerge, if it hasn't already gotten there, as one of the biggest sports shows the world has ever known. | ||
| I mean, you guys have millions of downloads. | ||
| When you look at the amount of downloads you guys have, and you look at the influence that you guys have, and how many people listen, like, they'd be crazy to not jump on board with you. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, the Big Brown Breakdown, which is an all-fight show, is bigger than any show there is, as far as MMA. Not the Fight Companion, but as far as straight-up fight shows, sports shows, it's the biggest one there is. | ||
| Last Fight Companion we did got 10 million downloads. | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| We talked about fucking Flat Earth. | ||
| It wasn't even that one. | ||
| Wasn't it that one? | ||
| Was it the Flat Earth one? | ||
| Is it the one where you kind of got into Eddie? | ||
| It might have been that one. | ||
| I found that actually very interesting. | ||
| The thing is, people think I have some issue. | ||
| I have zero issue with the UFC. I'm over it, man. | ||
| I think they're over it, too. | ||
| I love the UFC. I'm doing a one-fight deal with Bellator for this big mass square garden card. | ||
| What? | ||
| I'm doing a little TV gig for... | ||
| I'm flying out to New York. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| Have you made this announcement? | ||
| I am now. | ||
| Matt's Square Garden, Big Brown Breakdown, son. | ||
| I'm at June 22nd Gotham Comedy Club in New York for the Big Brown Breakdown Live. | ||
| And then on the 24th, 25th, I'm working for Spike doing TV stuff for the Matt's Square Garden. | ||
| Just a one-fight game. | ||
| Listen, man, what Spike is doing right now with having world-class talent in Bellator kickboxing, world-class kickboxers, some of the best in the world, Giorgio Petrosian, John Wayne Parr, I mean, some of the best fucking kickboxers in the world are fighting on Bellator. | ||
| Then, you sign up Rory McDonald, Lorenz Larkin, Fedor. | ||
| Big country now. | ||
| Big country. | ||
| I mean, they already have Douglas Lima. | ||
| You know, they already have Michael Chandler. | ||
| They've got some serious fucking talent. | ||
| There's a real opportunity for them to take that market share. | ||
| They got to get rid of that lame name. | ||
| Bellator. | ||
| What's a Bellator? | ||
| I don't know why they keep it. | ||
| Get rid of that, right? | ||
| What would they call it? | ||
| Just Spike MMA? But they're not going to be Spike anymore. | ||
| It's going to be something new. | ||
| I think 2018, they change. | ||
| I think Spike TV is changing its name. | ||
| Oh, they're changing the name? | ||
| Yeah, I think it's like the Paramount Station or something like that. | ||
| What is the ultimate? | ||
| Let's find out what they're calling it. | ||
| I think they're going to change. | ||
| I think they're literally changing the name. | ||
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Yeah, the Paramount. | |
| That is? | ||
| Paramount Network? | ||
| Paramount Fight League. | ||
| Bro, I got my thumb on the paws of Hollywood. | ||
| There's very few people that are in Hollywood that know less about Hollywood than me. | ||
| But you knew that. | ||
| I knew that. | ||
| I knew that. | ||
| Paramount Fight League's pretty cool. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, Fight League of some kind. | ||
| Just MMA. Just call it MMA. Just like when you go to see boxing, you're not seeing, like, you know, fucking... | ||
| But you can't have an MMA chance. | ||
| Yeah, but you're seeing it on Showtime, HBO, right? | ||
| Right. | ||
| But it's HBO Boxing, Showtime Boxing. | ||
| Spike Fight Night or Paramount Fight Night. | ||
| Paramount Pay-Per-View 2 or whatever. | ||
| And MMA has enough of a name now that I think you can... | ||
| UFC is always going to be like NFL. Like NBA. It's going to be defined. | ||
| It defines Q-Tips. | ||
| Right? | ||
| But I'll tell you what I do like what the UFC's doing. | ||
| I don't like that it's on Fight Pass. | ||
| I think it's a terrible idea, but the Dana White's Contender Series, every Thursday night there's like five fights of upcoming guys to build up new guys. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it's on Fight Pass where only the balls-deep hardcore fans see it. | ||
| That should be on Fox Sports 1. They need content like a motherfucker. | ||
| I came on Fox Sports, the pregame, they had Bisping and Gilbert Melendez guessing the capitals of Europe for 30 minutes. | ||
| That's important. | ||
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Dude, I was about to freak the fuck out. | |
| I'm guessing the capitals in Europe. | ||
|
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That's what the fuck it was. | |
| This is the thing about live sports. | ||
| This is the only thing that makes TV valuable these days. | ||
| The only thing. | ||
| If you take away live sports, nobody is watching sitcoms anymore. | ||
| The numbers have dropped radically. | ||
| There's a few people watching those cop dramas, those CSI shows. | ||
| There's those brain-dead people in the Midwest just sitting in front of their TV. I wonder if that's the bad guy. | ||
|
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Is he gonna get caught? | |
| Who's gonna get caught? | ||
| That's a terrible character. | ||
| Goddamn, that's eerie. | ||
|
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Look at that character. | |
| This is my show. | ||
| This is my show. | ||
| CSI is my show. | ||
| I'm all out of Gatorade! | ||
| Where's my Gatorade? | ||
| Gatorade? | ||
| Give me some soda water. | ||
| Dr. Pepper. | ||
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Dr. Pepper. | |
| Eating chips and shit. | ||
| But I think that those shows are dropping off. | ||
| If you look at HBO, the shows that they put together, the shows Showtime put together, the shows Netflix put together, they're just superior. | ||
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It's on demand, too. | |
| And they're not interrupted by commercial. | ||
| It's on demand, too. | ||
| They do less episodes and all that. | ||
| Yeah, so... | ||
| The big thing for television is live sports, like a fight. | ||
| Like, we came here to watch television. | ||
| We came here to watch a live fighting event. | ||
| I mean, the live sporting events are like, in my opinion, the premiere thing on television now. | ||
| It's really the only reason why you'd have cable, to be honest. | ||
| For a lot of kids. | ||
| Everything else you can get. | ||
| Jamie's generation, these youngsters, they're all abandoning their cable. | ||
| They're all turning off their DirecTV. | ||
| And just watching their computers? | ||
| Yeah, they're just getting it on Netflix. | ||
| Well, YouTube Red now, it's on its own, you know, they have their TV shows on there, they're getting movies. | ||
| Yeah, they're going to be able to air television shows that are on television right now on YouTube. | ||
| My TV, I've got a TV at home, and it plays Netflix from the TV, without an Apple TV, without anything. | ||
| Yeah, it comes with it, right? | ||
| It comes with Netflix. | ||
| It's in there. | ||
| So literally, all you have to do now if you're a kid, yeah, you have an internet connection, you have a TV. What do you watch TV-wise on Netflix? | ||
| House of Cards. | ||
| I gotta watch that. | ||
| God, it's good. | ||
| It's great, right? | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| The new season starts at the end of this month. | ||
| I saw Robin Wright in person at the Wonder Woman premiere. | ||
| She's, I think, 49. I don't know how old she is. | ||
| She's 80. She looks so unbelievable. | ||
| She looks so fucking good. | ||
| Would you do it? | ||
| Yeah, 100%. | ||
| Wow. | ||
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100%. | |
| And move everybody out of it and lose friends on the way. | ||
| Do you think you'd have a chance if she saw your act? | ||
| Or do you think you'd have to go back to acting? | ||
| If she saw my act today, I always have a chance. | ||
| I'm visceral. | ||
| Yeah, but do you think she would be caught dead with a comedian? | ||
| Well, she'd have to come to my show. | ||
| I don't know what she looks like. | ||
| June 8th and 10th at the Irvine Improv. | ||
| Maybe she will. | ||
| What if she shows up and sits in the front row? | ||
| I wish she would. | ||
|
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Would it fuck you up? | |
| Would it fuck you up? | ||
| Yes, it might. | ||
| At first. | ||
| If she kept crossing and uncrossing her legs and she was wearing one of those Claire Underwood skirts? | ||
| I'd have a problem. | ||
| She's a beautiful woman. | ||
| Sitting there. | ||
|
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She was Jenny in Forrest Gump. | |
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| Sometimes I'll have Nate Diaz came to my show in San Diego, and I was crunked about that. | ||
| Yeah, look at her. | ||
| She looks so good. | ||
| She's well taken care of. | ||
| She's beautiful. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Yeah, she's keeping up. | ||
| What is she from? | ||
| I know her from... | ||
| So she was in Princess Bride first. | ||
| No, no, I'm too young for that shit. | ||
| No, there's something else. | ||
|
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I said she was Jenny in Forrest Gump. | |
| Yes! | ||
|
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Yes! | |
| She's Jenny Forrest Gump. | ||
| That's Jenny. | ||
| She was a fucking cunt in that movie. | ||
| Alright, dude. | ||
|
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Alright, dude. | |
| No, no, fuck! | ||
| It's Sunday, dude! | ||
|
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That entire fucking movie, and then finally, she gets AIDS. What is she supposed to do? | |
| Fuck it. | ||
| Let's do it, Forrest. | ||
| What is she supposed to do? | ||
| Is she supposed to hang around with this fucking half a mongoloid? | ||
| How dare you! | ||
| Fuck! | ||
|
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You can't use that word! | |
| He's fucking real good at ping pong! | ||
| Let me let him into my pussy! | ||
| Hey, real good? | ||
| That's not how it works! | ||
| He's an Olympian, you fuck! | ||
| That's not how it works! | ||
| He's an Olympian! | ||
| Jesus! | ||
| He's also a wolf! | ||
| He's a fucking vet! | ||
| I'm my girl! | ||
| Look at her. | ||
| No, she was a whore in that movie. | ||
| Hey, I will fight you right now, bro. | ||
| Have you ever played the guitar naked? | ||
| And then just cocked my boy for the entire movie. | ||
| I'm gonna need you to take this shit back right now. | ||
| Fuck you, Jenny. | ||
| I will come at you. | ||
| There's so much aggression in this room. | ||
| Is that her right now? | ||
| Yes, it's her now. | ||
| God! | ||
| Yes, she's incredible. | ||
| She's like 50. Yes, so everybody shut up. | ||
| Hey B, she's single. | ||
| I know that. | ||
| And I'm married with two kids and I don't want to lose my house, but still. | ||
|
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Young actor Ben Foster. | |
| Fuck Ben. | ||
|
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Fuck Ben. | |
| I'll beat him up. | ||
| I'll put my chin in his fucking eyeball. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Will you do that? | ||
| Hey, does it say she's in Sydney, Australia? | ||
| He's a great actor, Ben Foster, but I'll put my chin in his fucking eyeball. | ||
| Oh, he's fucking brilliant. | ||
| What is he in? | ||
| Hell or High Water, Alpha Dog. | ||
| Until I put my chin in his eyeball. | ||
| That dude's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| You know what he was in? | ||
| He was in 30 Days a Night. | ||
| He was crazy. | ||
| He's a great actor. | ||
| That was a good fucking fun movie. | ||
| That was one of my favorite vampire movies ever. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| That movie scared me. | ||
| That scares the shit out of you. | ||
| Those scary ass vampires. | ||
| Those are good vampires. | ||
| God, that movie is so good. | ||
| Shout out to Josh Hartnett in that. | ||
| Very good. | ||
| That's a handsome kid. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Where's that fella been? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I saw him. | ||
| I saw him in Utah with his beautiful woman, wife, or I don't know. | ||
| He's writing poems in Montana. | ||
| Very nice guy. | ||
| Had a little small talk with him at the ice cream shop. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| And I was like, you need ice cream? | ||
| He goes, I do. | ||
| And I go, I do too. | ||
| And he goes, but you look like in such good shape. | ||
| I go, I know. | ||
| Does he know who you are? | ||
| Yeah, he's like, I love your work. | ||
| Do you know you're from Sex and the City? | ||
| Your stand-up is amazing. | ||
| Fuck you, Joe Rogan. | ||
| Whatever happened with that. | ||
| That's a fucking low blow, bro. | ||
| Why is that a low blow? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| That's a good question. | ||
| Legit question. | ||
| I didn't think that's a bad credit. | ||
| Women ask me that a lot. | ||
| What's wrong with you and Sex and the City? | ||
| That was a big deal. | ||
|
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I don't know. | |
| It's just a long time ago. | ||
| God, you're so angry. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I'm insecure, bro. | ||
| I told you. | ||
| I don't know why. | ||
| Guys, if I don't get home, start firing up this grill. | ||
| Alright, let's do this. | ||
| Oh, you gotta press a button? | ||
| It's not even a real grill. | ||
| Meanwhile, I use a pellet grill. | ||
| Bro. | ||
| It's the same thing. | ||
| But pellet grills are the best. | ||
| Come at me, bro. | ||
| Because pellet grills, you cook with wood. | ||
| It's actual wood. | ||
|
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It's 2017. They are the thing in 2017. Get some gas. | |
| Wood gets into the meat, bro. | ||
| Pellet grills are the best. | ||
| They cook with smoke. | ||
| You smell the burning wood. | ||
| I do like a nice, like, mist, you know. | ||
| Smokey. | ||
| Yeah, I like that. | ||
| You don't know shit about these pellet grills, do you, son? | ||
| I know shit about cheese. | ||
| It's all about the cheese. | ||
| You have the sharp English cheddar cheese. | ||
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You are way over your head. | |
| Cheddar is from England. | ||
| You're way over your head here. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| When it comes to, like, smoking exotic meat and shit, yes. | ||
| Motherfucker, I'm reverse searing food. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| I'm cooking slow at 275 with a meat thermometer. | ||
| Preach, you motherfucker! | ||
| It's about the meat, sir! | ||
| I'm all about cherry wood. | ||
| I'm using a lot of cherry wood. | ||
| How about you? | ||
| I get it. | ||
| You're going to have a cooking show. | ||
| You're using some OPEC shit to make your food. | ||
| I'm not going to save skin. | ||
| When it comes down to traditional American hot dogs, cheeseburger, see me, bro. | ||
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Come at me. | |
| And you're supporting terrorism. | ||
| Way to go. | ||
| Food smells like it's cooked by your exhaust pipe or your fucking Bentley. | ||
| That's what it tastes like. | ||
| Using gas, bro, and keeping us gas dependent. | ||
| Hey, Joe, thanks for using cherry wood. | ||
| I'm on your side. | ||
| I'm not eating your fucking meat anymore. | ||
| You're pro-Trump, bro. | ||
| You don't even know it. | ||
| No, I like Trump. | ||
| Do you? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| For real? | ||
| No. | ||
| Don't do it. | ||
| They'll come at you like Kanye. | ||
| No, I'm just kidding. | ||
| Look what happened to Kanye. | ||
| He went into a mental hospital. | ||
| He did go crazy. | ||
| He went pro-Trump, and they put him right in the fucking loony van. | ||
| I like... | ||
| Right in the loony bin. | ||
| I like what he said with the terrorists in Manchester when they asked him because you don't expect the president to say this. | ||
| He goes, they're losers. | ||
| They're losers. | ||
| These are moron losers. | ||
| I was like, well, all right, there you go. | ||
| I would like a more eloquent statement. | ||
| Would you, though? | ||
| Because no one wants to talk about the extremists. | ||
| They don't want to give them a name. | ||
| He just goes, they're losers. | ||
| They're fucking losers. | ||
| I like the guy who calls it like it is. | ||
| Because if I see that, they're like, God damn. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Loser? | |
| Fuck, man. | ||
| No, remember, we're the extremists. | ||
| Nah, nah, you're a loser. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| Anyways, I'm gonna go get this fucking grill started. | ||
| You focus on your cherry wood. | ||
| This has been another episode of The Fight. | ||
| This is so much fun, and nothing got crazy. | ||
| We didn't go off the rails. | ||
| Sometimes crazy is fun. | ||
| Sometimes crazy is fun. | ||
| Maybe June 3rd will get crazy. | ||
| Maybe we'll get crazy for Aldo. | ||
| I'm ready, ready, ready. | ||
| Versus Holloway. | ||
| Alright, everybody, thank you very much for tuning in. | ||
| We're sorry we didn't focus too much on the fights, but hey. | ||
| We talked so fine, though. | ||
| You know what you're getting when you sign up for this shit. | ||
| Australia, New Zealand, New York, tfactay.com. | ||
| Holla! |
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