Feb. 14, 2017 - The Joe Rogan Experience
03:16:00
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Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Yeah, I don't know who makes this weed, but fuck you. | ||
| Whoever it is. | ||
| It's some strong ganja. | ||
| This is some Ed Rosenthal weed. | ||
| It's some strong grass. | ||
| Yeah, we went deep. | ||
| We went to the deep end of the pool. | ||
| Just back from Brooklyn, so we would recap this, but before, I want to congratulate Eddie Bravo on becoming 5'9". | ||
| Eddie Bravo, 5'9". | ||
| It's huge though. | ||
| There's a big difference between 5'8 and 5'9". | ||
| Tell me about it, I'm still 5'8". | ||
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Big difference, big difference. | |
| When you have compressed discs, you literally get... | ||
| I mean, when you look at old people and they're all fucked up like that, that's really what's going on. | ||
| They're shrinking because they're disc tissues. | ||
| The Chinese say you're as old as your spine. | ||
| Oh, I like Chinese people. | ||
| They make good food, they say cool shit on fortune cookies. | ||
| I like that I just attributed a billion people. | ||
| I was like, a billion people say... | ||
| It came from somewhere in China, from one guy. | ||
| I ordered a laptop, and I got the package, and it came straight from China. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| And it just sinks in, you know, especially when, you know, you get something that's from a country like China. | ||
| Like, there's only one reason why they're making something in China. | ||
| There's one reason. | ||
| Well, there's two reasons. | ||
| One, because they make a lot of things there, so the manufacturing tolerances are very high. | ||
| They make very, like, when iPhones, things along those lines. | ||
| But also because you know people are going to work for cheap and live there. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Like, when you get a laptop, like, there's a real thing you do. | ||
| You know you don't want to live the way the people who made this live. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But you're going to get it anyway. | ||
| You're going to get it anyway. | ||
| You're going to get it anyway because you can go one click on the Apple store. | ||
| That's so true. | ||
| It's fucking weird, man. | ||
| That's the way it works, though. | ||
| I know, but it's weird. | ||
| And they probably got paid seven cents to make your laptop. | ||
| Actually, in China, China's actually, because they've made so much money, now their workers are demanding way more, you know, sort of like- 21 cents. | ||
| Higher salaries. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Also like better working- An actual bed. | ||
| Guess what's going on now? | ||
| Food for the day. | ||
| Yeah, but they're losing jobs. | ||
| Now a lot of Chinese manufacturers are going, you know- Gotta go to South America. | ||
| If we go to Malaysia and we go to Vietnam, these guys will work for even less. | ||
| So Chinese workers are losing jobs to fucking Malaysians and Vietnamese. | ||
| It's just economics. | ||
| How about the people at Apple? | ||
| They run such a tight ship, they had to put nets down because so many of the workers would commit suicide. | ||
| So there's nets. | ||
| Yeah, it's a company called Foxconn. | ||
| What? | ||
| Foxconn's the company that makes all of the laptops, and they make a gang of Apple products. | ||
| I think they make phones, too. | ||
| They make phones, too? | ||
| They make a bunch of their shit, but they literally have nets around the roof. | ||
| And here's the best part. | ||
| So many people committed suicide that they had to address it, and their argument was, well, you have to understand, these people live here, so if you look at the number of people and consider it like a population, the suicide rate is very similar. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| If they live there... | ||
| You can play with stats. | ||
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If they live in the factory, aren't they basically just slaves? | |
| They're slaves. | ||
| Yes, they're slaves. | ||
| They're slaves. | ||
| Have you ever noticed... | ||
| And they make iPhones. | ||
| They're getting money. | ||
| They're getting money. | ||
| They can leave when they want. | ||
| But they got money in the concentration camp, so... | ||
| No, they didn't. | ||
| They definitely didn't get money in concentration camp. | ||
| Yeah, no one's on the payroll in concentration camp. | ||
| You don't have to be there. | ||
| You can leave whenever you want, but this is all they're going to give you. | ||
| And you're going to work 16 hours a day or whatever the fuck they make them work. | ||
| At least. | ||
| That's legit slaves, no matter what they're getting. | ||
| They do pennies. | ||
| That's real slavery. | ||
| And iPhones come from this? | ||
| Are you sure? | ||
| That's a conspiracy theory. | ||
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How do we allow that? | |
| There's no way we would allow that. | ||
| Here's the question. | ||
| Would you want your mom to be working there? | ||
| Would you want your wife to be working there? | ||
| What do you mean is that's all she can do. | ||
| She could just put together iPhones and that's what she's going to have to do. | ||
| A dollar an hour is better than no money an hour, Joe Rogan. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| You're definitely right. | ||
| And by the way, what's interesting about China is that they do have a huge middle class as a result of their industrialization and all the suffering they went through in the 80s and 90s. | ||
| You've got, what, 400 million middle class workers now who are buying things like cell phones and flat screen TVs and all kinds of stuff. | ||
| You know what's fascinating to me, though, is that when was, and I'll wait for when you can tell me, when was the last time you bought anything made in Russia? | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| If you could please, just anything. | ||
| Vodka, right? | ||
| Even their vodka sucks, and we don't know. | ||
| How fucking dare you. | ||
| And by the way, I don't know if it sucks, but we use American, Swedish vodka, and all that. | ||
| Are you being paid off by Bellator before this Fedor event? | ||
| Some anti-Bellator marketing strategy. | ||
| We're going to defend Fedor and his Russia of doom. | ||
| They're basically a one-crop economy, man. | ||
| They make great vodka. | ||
| Crude oil. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Isn't that nuts? | ||
| Well, they were held back for so long. | ||
| Communism doesn't fucking work, kids. | ||
| It doesn't work. | ||
| It takes a while. | ||
| Either there's a monarchy, which it is now, with a czar like Putin. | ||
| Your private property means nothing because the government can come along and go, did you say something about me? | ||
| We'll take that over. | ||
| Yeah, they just take them over and throw them in jail. | ||
| That's not a damn thing you can do. | ||
| Who's going to open a business? | ||
| What about furs? | ||
| Don't they make furs in Russia? | ||
| Not really. | ||
| God makes furs, bro. | ||
| And they're supposed to stay on the animal. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| You piece of shit. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm supposed to stay on the animal. | ||
| That's called virtue signaling. | ||
| Isn't it crazy how the population are very disciplined people? | ||
| It's actually a really colorful culture that created a lot of art, and the Russians are smart people and everything else. | ||
| They are, and they produce nothing. | ||
| I'll tell you what they produce. | ||
| I'll tell you what they produce. | ||
| Motherfucking ass kickers. | ||
| Yes, they do. | ||
| They got some serious ass kickers come out of Russia. | ||
| Look at who's running boxing right now. | ||
| Gennady Kolovkin, Sergei Kovalev. | ||
| I don't care what anybody says. | ||
| I love Andre Ward, but I thought Sergei Kovalev won that fight. | ||
| Shut it up. | ||
| Stunned him. | ||
| He constantly pressed the attack. | ||
| I just didn't think that I didn't even think it was that close. | ||
| The Russians are so macho. | ||
| The Russians are macho. | ||
| They're a patriarchal society. | ||
| So if you think about Putin, he hunts tigers. | ||
| He's on horseback with his shirt off. | ||
| By the way, I have to say this because people always correct us. | ||
| Like Lomachenko's from Ukraine. | ||
| How fucking close is it? | ||
| No, see, you see that, but that's like saying Canada and America. | ||
| It's so close. | ||
| But it's not. | ||
| It's North America, sir. | ||
| You know, if there's some bad motherfucker who's skating up in Canada, some unbelievable hockey player, do you consider him American? | ||
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No. | |
| I'd say North American. | ||
| You consider him, he's a goddamn Canadian. | ||
| You know who he is. | ||
| He's gonna kick your ass. | ||
| He's over here to play hockey better. | ||
| More importantly, sir? | ||
| Poffa Wayne Gretzky. | ||
| More importantly, don't forget that the Ukraine and Russia proper, it was annexed by the Soviet Union, the Union of Soviets. | ||
| But it was essentially, Ukraine has always considered themselves a sort of not part of the Kremlin. | ||
| They've always considered themselves their own country. | ||
| And I would remind people that a nice guy named Joseph Stalin starved the Ukraine, and about eight and a half million people died of starvation because he essentially Collected, forcefully collected all of their crops, and for a thousand reasons, and they all, about eight and a half million people. | ||
| It's an area about the size of the Midwest of the United States. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| It's like a goddamn history teacher. | ||
| You know who's got a great fucking video series? | ||
| Oliver Stone. | ||
| The, uh, what is it? | ||
| It's on Netflix. | ||
| Something's History of the United States? | ||
| A Secret History of the United States? | ||
| Is that what it's called? | ||
| Something along the lines? | ||
| Yeah, I heard about this. | ||
| It's fucking amazing. | ||
| You know, Oliver Stone is a real history fanatic. | ||
| And he, I mean, it must have been exhaust, the untold history of the United States? | ||
| Is that it? | ||
| Yeah, okay. | ||
| Sounds like a conspiracy to me, Eddie. | ||
| It's fuck Eddie. | ||
| You want to look at conspiracies? | ||
| Look at the way the world really works. | ||
| Forget all the nonsense. | ||
| This is fucking fascinating and all proven. | ||
| You could watch the videos of the people saying what they're saying. | ||
| You could see what happened after World War II. Give me a highlight. | ||
| What's one thing that will trip people out? | ||
| Just this horrific fucking history that we have in the world of people just going into other countries with their armies and killing groups of people. | ||
| And just the amount of times that it's happened over the history of the United States when Oliver Stone is like laying it all out with the footage. | ||
| The untold history of the United States. | ||
| It's fucking fantastic. | ||
| And it's Americans taking over? | ||
| Everybody taking over everybody. | ||
| It's Hitler, when Hitler was pushing into Poland, when Hitler was in Africa, like all these, the whole thing, it's chaos. | ||
| The history of people is the history of people taking over giant chunks of land and fucking things up. | ||
| We just haven't experienced it over here. | ||
| We are so young. | ||
| This country is so fucking young. | ||
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That's right. | |
| It's crazy when you watch this documentary when you realize, like, oh, this calm is like a very rare moment where the ocean is still before tidal waves come smash. | ||
| When's the tidal wave coming? | ||
| Those tidal waves are going on all over the world right now. | ||
| If you're in Syria right now, you are watching missiles fly into apartment buildings. | ||
| You're watching suicide bombers if you're in Afghanistan. | ||
| You're watching all kinds of chaos all throughout the world. | ||
| It's just not happening here. | ||
| So we're being lulled. | ||
| We're being lulled to this false sense of what a human being is. | ||
| Well, what's fascinating also is that in order to galvanize armies... | ||
| God, your seat's hot! | ||
| Your seat's hot! | ||
| I'm scared of mice now. | ||
| I'm scared of my feet getting beat by mice. | ||
| The fear, though, is you galvanize young armies. | ||
| You galvanize armies around what? | ||
| Around ideology. | ||
| Around things like communism is the best way to go. | ||
| Fascism is the best way to go. | ||
| Christianity is the best way to go. | ||
| Islam is the best way to go. | ||
| And those armies have to have something they're fighting for. | ||
| So that's what's fascinating about it. | ||
| If you read the Old Testament, man, it's literally about, it's God's like, you guys are fucking worshipping false idols, I gotta send the Babylonians in, obviously the Iraqis. | ||
| You know who destroyed Solomon's Temple in 586 BC, which was the Jews built their temple, that was their most sacred thing? | ||
| The Babylonians, you know who they are? | ||
| They're the Iraqis. | ||
| The Iraqis have a fucking footprint, a historical footprint that's so much bigger. | ||
| 6,000 years. | ||
| It's crazy! | ||
| They're the original civilization as far as modern historians are concerned. | ||
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And written language. | |
| And written language, cuneiform. | ||
| First mathematics. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Their writing is these weird, it looks like old school nails. | ||
| You know what an old nail looks like? | ||
| You ever work in a building? | ||
| You ever do construction? | ||
| Uh, no. | ||
| When I was a kid, we did a lot of construction in Boston. | ||
| A lot of those buildings are really old. | ||
| And a lot of the really old buildings, they have a different kind of nail in them. | ||
| It's a handmade nail. | ||
| So instead of looking like a circle with like a straight line, what they look like is like a wedge. | ||
| It's like a hard, like flat. | ||
| It's not round at the top. | ||
| And they would... | ||
| See, that's what the cuneiform looks like. | ||
| Pull up an old nail, though. | ||
| Pull up an old construction nail. | ||
| They look like a wedge. | ||
| It's got like four sides. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that's what that cuneiform... | ||
| There it is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| See those nails... | ||
| Well, that's kind of a rotten out one. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| See how they look like that? | ||
| They look like a wedge. | ||
| See, they're like a little sword more than they are like a rounded cylinder type thing with a pointy end. | ||
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Handmade, too? | |
| Oh, those are all handmade. | ||
| They used to have some sort of a mold to it, but you would go to a blacksmith or whoever. | ||
| No, those are iron, man. | ||
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Are they? | |
| Yeah, I would imagine. | ||
| They're steel. | ||
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unidentified
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No, it's green. | |
| I think it's green. | ||
| I think it's copper. | ||
| No, Brian, trust me. | ||
| Those are rusted. | ||
| They're old. | ||
| That's iron. | ||
| That's 100% iron. | ||
| You see all that rust on it? | ||
| Copper doesn't rust. | ||
| I gotcha. | ||
| That's how they would make those. | ||
| My stepdad was an architect, so I got a lot of jobs on construction sites. | ||
| That's what I did through high school. | ||
| That's a beast of a job. | ||
| Dude, it lets you know you don't want to work, I'll tell you that. | ||
| Hell yeah, I roofed for a week. | ||
| Dude, I did insulation in a fucking building in the summer. | ||
| So we're building this house, and I'm the kid who has to carry the insulation up the stairs, then put it in the ceiling. | ||
| So people do that. | ||
| They don't want to listen to me. | ||
| They're like, listen, bitch, I'll do that tomorrow. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And a lot of people do that. | ||
| And you get it in your skin, and you can't get it out. | ||
| That's the pink stuff? | ||
| Yeah, and you have to wear a mask. | ||
| Fire glass? | ||
| You've got to wear a mask because you're breathing it in. | ||
| Because as you're putting that stuff up, it's flying in the air. | ||
| Like, you would see the light would come in from one of the windows, and you would see, like, all these particles in the air. | ||
| You're like, oh, terrific. | ||
| Look what I'm breathing. | ||
| The worst thing, the worst job I ever had was tearing a house down in Washington, D.C. in the summer, and then we'd take it and bring it out to Lawton Landfill, and you'd have to cart it off, and then we poured the base for a built, like a big apartment or a building, actually a house, the base with the cement and stuff. | ||
| You have to dig, and that kind of work. | ||
| I remember going, there's no fucking way, I'm going to stay in college, and I'm going to figure out a way to not ever have to do this again. | ||
| It was the worst shit in the world. | ||
| And you wake up early. | ||
| For some reason when you work construction, you're up super early. | ||
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You have to be. | |
| And you're driving in that truck, yeah. | ||
| Now stop and think about someone in China making your iPhone. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Ten times worse. | ||
| Ten times worse. | ||
| Living in a factory. | ||
| Making the iPhone or doing construction? | ||
| Making the iPhone. | ||
| They're just doing the same thing. | ||
| The monotony. | ||
| Every day, the monotony. | ||
| Working with these machines, they demand productivity. | ||
| What kind of food are you getting there? | ||
| It's got to be terrible. | ||
| If you're forced to live there and you're getting terrible food, you're all packed together like sardines, what they'll live for. | ||
| In this country we have the same thing on hog slaughter farms and things like that. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| There's a routine to it. | ||
| Look at all those people working there. | ||
| Yeah, I'd go crazy. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| You got AC. You all dressed the same too. | ||
| At least the chairs are super comfortable. | ||
| It doesn't look that crazy. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
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That's what I'm saying, Eddie. | |
| You want to work there? | ||
| You would go crazy. | ||
| Eddie, you don't see madness in that? | ||
| Like you. | ||
| Look at the suicide nets. | ||
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The nets. | |
| Suicide nets. | ||
| Look at all these people stacked in together in these little tiny dormitories. | ||
| Free housing. | ||
| That's free rent. | ||
| Good point. | ||
| I'm hooking them up. | ||
| It's like dorm rooms. | ||
| You think guys get really good at like missing the net? | ||
| You gotta just jump further. | ||
| Just run like a Jackie Chan off the top of the roof. | ||
| I bet they're stoked. | ||
| I bet they're trying to get that job. | ||
| Look at Japan. | ||
| You've seen the subways where they push you on? | ||
| They push people in. | ||
| I've been there where they did that to us. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| We're in rush hour and I wanted to go down there to see what it was like and you get shoved Bring that up. | ||
| You'll see these guys. | ||
| They ram them to fill them into the train? | ||
| They pay dudes in uniforms to push you in like a sardine for real. | ||
| This is happening right now. | ||
| I had it happen to me. | ||
| Just over the population? | ||
| Well, you know what's amazing is how uniform people's behavior is in Japan and how people are so polite and calm and they get along. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
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In Japan? | |
| Yeah, it's crazy. | ||
| They had to because a lot of people are in a very small area. | ||
| Wait for the next train, you dummies. | ||
|
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Look at this. | |
| This guy's trying to push people. | ||
| Is there not another train coming right after? | ||
| They can't have any more trains. | ||
| This is every day. | ||
| One. | ||
| Push. | ||
| Push that fucker. | ||
| Get in there, you sardine. | ||
| You sardine. | ||
| It's so ridiculous. | ||
| It's so ridiculous. | ||
| This is a pervert's delight. | ||
| This is going on right now in Japan. | ||
| Imagine if you were a pervert. | ||
| This is Japan? | ||
| There are a lot of perverts. | ||
| You guys just nut in their pants every time they ride on that thing. | ||
| Just can't wait to get pushed into a girl. | ||
| It's a thing in Japan where you get a lot of guys who rub up against girls. | ||
| Is that China or Japan? | ||
| Big difference. | ||
| Is that China or Japan? | ||
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Look at that. | |
| That's Japan. | ||
| Japan is, like, incredibly populated, but really small. | ||
| I think Japan... | ||
| Did we decide... | ||
| Do we measure that as the most... | ||
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35 million-ish? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's very small. | ||
| Can people die in that? | ||
| Is it the size of New York City? | ||
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unidentified
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Yeah, I think so. | |
| Go ahead and skip on the train. | ||
| Japan, like... | ||
| I don't know how big Japan is. | ||
| I might have made that up. | ||
| It's not the size of New York City. | ||
| I feel like it's the size of... | ||
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Tokyo. | |
| Tokyo is the size of New York City, right? | ||
| But Japan itself is the size of... | ||
| Is Japan the size of California? | ||
| How big is it? | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| But it's an archipelago, too. | ||
| There are different islands, too. | ||
| Big as Texas? | ||
| Tokyo is like 35 million people though. | ||
| Sweat that. | ||
| Stacked into this little spot. | ||
| And they're super orderly. | ||
| 8 million. | ||
| When Curtis LeMay was firebombing Tokyo, I believe about 8 million people in about 8 days died from fire. | ||
| That was a good war. | ||
| I think it was 8 million or maybe it was a million. | ||
| The darkest shit in the Oliver Stone thing is what happened to Russia. | ||
| That's the darkest shit. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| 27 million people died in World War II. 27 million people, man. | ||
| It's very rarely discussed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How many Russians died? | ||
| Yeah, in World War II. And then they had Stalin for the next 10 years. | ||
| Yeah, they had more people die in World War II than anybody. | ||
| No one talks about it. | ||
| And World War I. And World War I as well. | ||
| Very flat land, very flat area. | ||
| The Oliver Stone thing is overwhelming. | ||
| I'm going to have to watch it like three or four times. | ||
| 27 million, and this was World War II? Yeah. | ||
| But wasn't there only 2 million deaths total from like... | ||
| No, there's a lot more than that. | ||
| 2 million deaths from soldiers. | ||
| 50 million. | ||
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Soldiers. | |
| Most of them were civilians, the deaths. | ||
| There are about 50 million altogether or maybe more from total in World War II. No, I'm talking about just soldiers, though. | ||
| I think two million soldiers. | ||
| Well, there's probably a lot of civilian deaths. | ||
| I mean, there were firebombing buildings. | ||
| Most of the deaths, by far, were civilian. | ||
| According to what I saw, I must... | ||
| A lot of civilian deaths, because there was a lot of caught on them. | ||
| There was a lot of civilian deaths, 100%, because there was a lot of firebombing cities, like just indiscriminate firebombing, especially in Japan. | ||
| Like, we did some horrible shit to them before we dropped the atomic bomb. | ||
| Even before we dropped the atomic bomb, they were firebombing cities. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| They killed everybody that was down there. | ||
| The nuclear bomb itself, that is so crazy that they were willing to drop... | ||
| I mean, this is where a war gets. | ||
| You're willing to drop a bomb on a city. | ||
| Not a military base. | ||
| No. | ||
| Which is weird. | ||
| Because Nagasaki and Hiroshima, remember, were the industrial cities that were churning out a lot of the war planes, and that was where the center of their war machine was. | ||
| Remember, we dropped pamphlets. | ||
| Hundreds of thousands. | ||
| My great uncle dropped the pamphlets, the warning pamphlets, saying, we're gonna fucking... | ||
| Drop a bomb. | ||
| You guys better surrender. | ||
| Gotta get out of here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They gave him pamphlets? | ||
| They gave him warnings. | ||
| That's how crazy nuclear power was. | ||
| And meanwhile, they had only blown up shit in the desert, you know, and stuff in the ocean before. | ||
| They really weren't sure what was gonna happen. | ||
| We didn't know. | ||
| A lot of scientists didn't know that there was energy trapped in an atom. | ||
| And when they actually detonated the hydrogen bomb, we were like, wow, all the... | ||
| Theorizing about energy and an atom is actually true because we just that's that's kind of proof positive when you when you see a mushroom cloud with that kind of power you're like oh Fuck we just unleashed the horrors of nature which is crazy because we've been in war ever since We've had those things ever since and no one's gotten to the point where that comes out Yeah, everybody's like just keep it on the edges. | ||
| Come on, bitch. | ||
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Is it cuz we realize? | |
| Oh, yeah fucking nasty. | ||
| There's a term for it mutually assured destruction Yep, mad. | ||
| Your boy Sam Harris and Jordan Peterson had a really fascinating discussion about... | ||
| They couldn't really get out of the gates because they couldn't agree on what truth was, but... | ||
| That was a frustrating discussion to me. | ||
| Very, very much so. | ||
| But they had a fascinating idea of there are certain things that you could know scientifically that none of us should know. | ||
| And, for example, there are scientific truths that if we knew would actually result in our complete extinction. | ||
| Like what? | ||
| Like, you know, so an example of when we found out if you split an atom, it creates a chain reaction and a powerful force that can vaporize 100,000 or even a million people, right? | ||
| There is potentially scientific knowledge like that that could have, for example, reduced everything that you know to dust. | ||
| And if that's something that's actually something you could know, is it worth knowing? | ||
| And would it be immoral to know? | ||
| You know, that's where morality and science kind of converge and where you have an actual conversation about certain things are so devastating. | ||
| And it would mean the end of your entire existence. | ||
| So maybe that's a scientific truth, quote-unquote, that isn't worth knowing. | ||
| It's scary. | ||
| Yeah, but the problem is the universe doesn't give a fuck about that. | ||
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Correct. | |
| The reality is if someone does invent a time machine and they hit that button, we're all fucked. | ||
| I mean, it really could happen. | ||
| It really is something that's, you know, within a thousand years, whatever, you give the exponential increase in technology and power and what's available and what they can do. | ||
| It could happen, 100%. | ||
| That's why it's so important to have those discussions. | ||
| Well, that's why, you know, the atomic bomb, there was a real concern that it was going to evaporate the entire atmosphere of the Earth. | ||
| It wasn't everybody. | ||
| But there was a small group of scientists that go, hold on. | ||
| You know what else could happen? | ||
| This. | ||
| You could kill everybody. | ||
| And they were still like, ah, we'll see what happens. | ||
| We don't think so. | ||
| Think about the responsibility for a scientist like that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Think about, you know, that idea. | ||
| How about when they had the first nuclear reactor? | ||
| Who was it? | ||
| Who was the Italian guy? | ||
| The father of the nuclear reactor. | ||
| And they were at the university of... | ||
| Oh, fuck. | ||
| What was the university where... | ||
| Where the, I guess, the reactor started overheating. | ||
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Oh, Jesus. | |
| And they had, there was a guy with a bucket there who was just going to throw a bunch of water on it. | ||
| I mean, it was, I can't, I'm Frederico. | ||
| Enrico Fermi. | ||
| Yes, Enrico Fermi. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| What a name. | ||
| That's what it was. | ||
| Thank you, buddy. | ||
| Imagine if your name was Enrico Fermi. | ||
| At the University of Chicago. | ||
| It started to trip out. | ||
| I would wear only handmade suits. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| My name is Enrico Fermi. | ||
| Enrico Fermi. | ||
| Handmade shoes. | ||
| Loafers with nice socks. | ||
| He was a genius. | ||
| I think he died of radiation poisoning, didn't he? | ||
| Because he might have ingested it. | ||
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
| Poor bitch. | ||
| From the time they started the Manhattan Project, how long did it take to actually figure out the atom bomb? | ||
| That's also in the documentary. | ||
| How many years did it take? | ||
| It was a theory for a while that we're trying to figure it out. | ||
| Man, it was a theory. | ||
| If we could split the atom and hit critical mass, shit, can you imagine what kind of weapon this would be? | ||
| They hired a couple thousand scientists. | ||
| They started the Manhattan Project, started throwing all this money at it. | ||
| And then the final proof was Nagasaki and Hiroshima. | ||
| That was it. | ||
| Did we pull this off? | ||
| And then boom, oh shit! | ||
| They knew already that it worked because they had a bunch of tests before they did that. | ||
| One of the most horrific thing about the tests was they would have soldiers run towards the blast because they didn't understand radiation back then. | ||
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That's right. | |
| Which is so incredible. | ||
| Like, they didn't understand the damage of radiation. | ||
| There's videos you can watch online. | ||
| Jamie, pull one up. | ||
| Where they would blow this atomic bomb up. | ||
| They'd have a mock town in the distance. | ||
| They would create these mock cities to see what kind of damage it would do. | ||
| They'd put up houses and shit. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And they'd blow them the fuck up. | ||
| And they'd have these soldiers run towards the blast. | ||
| And the idea would be that after the blast went off, it killed whatever people it killed, and everybody else would be stunned, and that's when the soldiers would move in. | ||
| So they would fucking run towards the... | ||
| Imagine being one of those soldiers. | ||
| It's the funniest video ever. | ||
| They're all dead. | ||
| Watch it. | ||
| They think that's what killed John Wayne. | ||
| Soldiers running to nuclear explosion. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Punch that in. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| Watch what I just said. | ||
| Watch. | ||
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It's crazy. | |
| Looks like a Planet of the Apes movie. | ||
| I think it's fascinating. | ||
| After we dropped that bomb, those bombs on Japan, when Hirohito, the emperor, got on the radio and said, called for the surrender. | ||
| One man said, it's time for us to surrender. | ||
| Every single soldier, one of those Japanese, every one of them willing to die for that cause, they dropped their weapons and they surrendered. | ||
| They were so fanatically devoted to authority and still in many ways are. | ||
| So check this shit out, man. | ||
| These fucking dudes are sitting there watching that in the distance. | ||
| I mean, they're that close. | ||
| And what's crazy is like the wind from the blast comes and hits them. | ||
| There's a bunch of different videos of this. | ||
| A lot of these were the US Army would document a lot of their training episodes. | ||
| And so this is what they would do. | ||
| See that? | ||
| That's the blast from the nuclear bomb. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| These fucking people are standing there in these trenches and there's a bomb going off in the distance. | ||
| It's so scary. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| They knew so little about what effects it would have on people and they let these people run towards their death. | ||
| These people are all running towards radiation sickness, running towards cancer. | ||
| They're running towards this fucking mushroom cloud in the desert. | ||
| Was it the repercussions like when they got home that night? | ||
| Did they feel like chicks? | ||
| You'll never get the full fucking story as to what happened and what kind of health problems. | ||
| But John Wayne died because he was filming these spaghetti westerns in the desert in Nevada near these test sites. | ||
| And a lot of people that were on the crew with him, this might be bullshit, a lot of people on the crew with him got cancer. | ||
| Look that up. | ||
| He got lung cancer from smoking. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| It was the government, man! | ||
| He got lung cancer from smoking, John. | ||
| Yeah, he did smoke. | ||
| You don't think it's radiation? | ||
| But I think everybody in the film, there was like something about everybody in the film that worked on that film with him, also smoked and also got cancer. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Fuck! | ||
| How long did it take? | ||
| I mean, how long does... | ||
| Nuclear bomb goes off, like you just saw a nuclear bomb just went off? | ||
| Before you get sick? | ||
| How long do you have to wait until you can populate that area again? | ||
| Thousands of years. | ||
| Not necessarily because... | ||
| How long did it take Hiroshima and Nagasaki to repopulate? | ||
| It's not as bad as nuclear waste. | ||
| It was the atomic bomb. | ||
| No, but it's not a waste. | ||
| It's a different thing. | ||
| I'm talking about the bombs. | ||
| You just said a thousand years it would take for that bomb. | ||
| No, it doesn't take a lot longer. | ||
| People live in Nagasaki now. | ||
| They live in Hiroshima now. | ||
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How long did it take? | |
| But aren't there factories with the nuclear waste? | ||
| Well, there's definitely plants that have nuclear power plants that have nuclear waste in it. | ||
| If that stuff gets to what's going on right now in Fukushima, it's very, very dangerous because they can't do anything about it. | ||
| And it's getting worse. | ||
| The radiation levels are higher in Fukushima now. | ||
| They've been battling this disaster since, what, 2012? | ||
| Something like that, wasn't it? | ||
| Chernobyl is a fascinating example of a major nuclear meltdown, and it's thriving with wildlife. | ||
| Yeah, nuclear wolves. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Shane Smith from Vice filmed a show out there. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, they were fucking hunting wolves with AK-47s. | ||
|
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Phenomenal. | |
| Like mutant wolves? | ||
| Mutant wolves. | ||
| They read your mind. | ||
|
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Sick. | |
| They read your mind, bro. | ||
|
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Besides the Grizzlies! | |
| Don't ever play rock, paper, scissors with them. | ||
| These motherfuckers know what's coming. | ||
| You know there's people that think that they never figured it out? | ||
| They never figured out how to make the atom bomb, and they just basically firebombed, just like they did all the other cities in Japan? | ||
| Those people are retarded. | ||
| There's peer-reviewed papers. | ||
| But we were in a war, we were in a race with the Nazis to create a bomb. | ||
| We knew the Nazis, because a lot of German scientists came over. | ||
| Remember, for example, Einstein is an example. | ||
| Am I getting confused here? | ||
| Are you suggesting that nuclear bombs aren't real? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm just saying there's people that think that they never figured it out. | ||
| Those people are retarded. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| They're retarded. | ||
| Dude, Oppenheimer's papers that he wrote on it and the work that he did on it. | ||
| Anybody could read that. | ||
| Anybody could go into that. | ||
| It's all documented. | ||
| What they did, the tests. | ||
| I mean, there's videos of the explosions. | ||
| There's videos of them blowing a fucking hole in the ocean that's so insane that they had these boats, these destroyers, placed around the water. | ||
| They didn't pull that up. | ||
| I forget what the test was, what the nuclear test in the ocean was called. | ||
| But there's videos of bombs going off. | ||
| You can see it. | ||
| It's real. | ||
| The destruction is undeniable. | ||
| How do you know they're nuclear and not just regular bombs? | ||
| Because the power, the difference in the destruction is insane. | ||
| Look at this, Eddie. | ||
| Oh my fucking God. | ||
| Dude, you're talking about a mile high wall of water. | ||
| They had no idea it was going to do that. | ||
| That is so scary. | ||
| Imagine if you're a fish. | ||
| Joe, they lost this fucking boat. | ||
| They're like, we'll just have this boat sit around here. | ||
| No big deal. | ||
| Look at this monitor. | ||
| We're getting a new monitor. | ||
| This monitor keeps cutting out. | ||
| I don't know what's going on. | ||
| That's terrifying. | ||
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Yeah, dude, it destroys this fucking boat. | |
| They thought they could park their destroyer a certain distance away from this nuclear bomb, so they're like, okay, so if we drop a bomb on them, how close can we be? | ||
| Turns out you can't even be remotely fucking close. | ||
| Check this shit how you see it from the sky. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| They set up this fucking This is terrifying. | ||
| Jamie, what are you doing? | ||
| Fast forwarding? | ||
| There's got to be a part where you can see it from distance. | ||
| Because from distance, it's so fucking insane. | ||
| That's what it looks like. | ||
| That's what it looks like. | ||
| You're talking like, what is that, 30,000, 40,000 plus feet in the air? | ||
| That's so crazy. | ||
| That's water. | ||
| That's water, bro. | ||
| Dude, it's insane. | ||
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What the fuck? | |
| And it's not even water, it's gas. | ||
| The water evaporates. | ||
| But a regular bomb can't do that? | ||
| No fucking way. | ||
| That is hundreds of thousands of regular bombs. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| What they can do with these things is insane. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Nagasaki and Hiroshima are little firecrackers compared to what we have now. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Firecrackers. | ||
| So it's not a question whether or not nuclear power or nuclear bombs are real. | ||
| There's nuclear power that's probably the reason why our lights are on right now. | ||
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That's right. | |
| We use nuclear power as we speak. | ||
| And you know what it does? | ||
| Make steam. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I know. | ||
| It's very clean. | ||
| It's very fucking clean energy. | ||
| It gets hot as fuck and it makes steam. | ||
| As long as it doesn't get out of your little holding pen. | ||
|
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That's right. | |
| It's like you've harnessed a demon and you use that demon to make tea. | ||
| That's right. | ||
|
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To make tea. | |
| He's got a kettle. | ||
| It's so true. | ||
|
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It's so true. | |
| And the power that's so unbelievably hot that you constantly keep water in contact with it. | ||
| It makes steam. | ||
| The steams power the turbines. | ||
| The turbines make electricity. | ||
| Look! | ||
| A piece of uranium, I think the size of a pencil, you can look this up, can run a nuclear submarine for six months. | ||
| It's an insane form of energy. | ||
| It's a demon and we're harnessing it in a cement box and we're putting it right next to the ocean. | ||
| Drive to San Diego. | ||
| You ever drive to San Diego and see the nuclear power plant over there? | ||
| What happened to all the nuclear bombs that Russia had? | ||
| They still have them. | ||
| That's one of the great things about where we've come. | ||
| But there's some lost shit, though. | ||
| There was a lot of lost material. | ||
| So the Soviets figured out nuclear bombs and the United States. | ||
| You know why? | ||
| Because the Rosenbergs sold... | ||
| No one else figured it out though? | ||
| Did you ever hear that story? | ||
| American spies sold... | ||
| So the Rosenbergs, a husband and a wife, sold nuclear secrets To the Soviets, because they were communists in this country. | ||
| And when they sold them, and was it Truman? | ||
| I think Truman put them to death in the electric chair. | ||
| They were both killed for high treason. | ||
| But the Soviets got those nuclear secrets. | ||
| We were the only ones who had it for a while. | ||
| And now those motherfuckers sold it to a lot of people. | ||
| How about Pakistan and India just pointing them at each other? | ||
| Remember this, too. | ||
| As the rise of anti-Semitism in the 30s in Germany, and certain scientists and Jews were getting assassinated, beat up, a lot of the German scientists, because there was a real renaissance in Germany and Austria, a physics renaissance, along with people like Albert Einstein, they emigrated to the United States. | ||
| Because they were like, I don't think they like the Jews over here in Germany. | ||
| And we benefited from that mass immigration. | ||
| We've talked about this guy on the podcast before, but the biggest crazy scenario, like ironic scenario, was Fritz Haber, the guy who simultaneously was winning the Nobel Prize for being able to extract nitrogen out of the air. | ||
| At the same time, they wanted to try him for crimes against humanity, being the first one to gas people. | ||
| And he created Zyklon A, which was this really fucking horrible smelling pesticide. | ||
| It was a terrible poison, but it had a horrible smell to it. | ||
| And that smell let you know that it was there. | ||
| The Nazis took it and turned it to Zyklon B. They took the smell out of it and they used it to gas the Jews. | ||
| And this guy was a Jew himself and a scientist. | ||
| Dude, he wanted to flee in the country. | ||
| He was a patriot. | ||
| He wanted to help Germany, his beloved country, win World War I and said, I think I can help you guys with a gas that will kill a lot of people and we'll just wait for the wind to shift. | ||
| And he was a patriot. | ||
| In his mind, he was killing the enemy who were trying to take over his country. | ||
| He was a Jew. | ||
| And then, of course, in 19... | ||
| Well, starting, my God, and probably... | ||
| 39, they started using this gas. | ||
| What happened to him? | ||
| He wound up dying, fleeing Germany. | ||
| He had a heart condition. | ||
| His life was hell, man. | ||
| His wife committed suicide in front of him because of what he was doing. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| And he left his son with his wife's body while he went off to war to go do more of it. | ||
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That's smart. | |
| That's right. | ||
| The whole thing, it was a different place. | ||
| It's a different world. | ||
| It's not Santa Monica where you're going to fucking Starbucks and you're getting some sugar-free latte. | ||
| Son of a bitch. | ||
| People will always starve. | ||
| We had to worry about the winter. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Forget about stuff like that. | ||
| We relied on guano. | ||
| We relied on guano, on bat shit, and bird droppings from the coast of Chile. | ||
| People will go to war for bat shit. | ||
| Do you know that? | ||
| That's That's where the term batshit crazy? | ||
| That's where it came from. | ||
| Not in Africa. | ||
| People would go to these places in Africa to take guano, and other people would come from other countries, and they would go to war over this stuff because it's the best fertilizer you could use. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| They would get nitrogen into the soil. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But Fritz Haber and his buddy, another guy who perfected this, came up with a way to get nitrogen out of the air, which becomes ammonia. | ||
| That's how it drips into a liquid form. | ||
| They suck it right out of the air, dude. | ||
| So we don't die of starvation anymore. | ||
| Modern day farming, and the reason you've never met anybody who died of starvation is because of Mr. Fritz Haber. | ||
| You better start getting more fucking grateful and less high because you're just laughing in general. | ||
| They say that 50% of the nitrogen, 50% of the nitrogen in the human beings today might have come from the Haber method. | ||
| That's like the estimation. | ||
| Shout out to Haber. | ||
| Shout out to Hopper. | ||
| The air that you're breathing is like 80% nitrogen. | ||
| We think of it as oxygen and carbon dioxide. | ||
| It's mostly nitrogen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which is really weird. | ||
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Yep. | |
| That's why pure oxygen fucks you up and gets you high. | ||
| And it's dangerous, right? | ||
| It's super flammable. | ||
| It probably can't be good. | ||
| You're super flammable. | ||
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Super flammable. | |
| When you go to those oxygen bars in Vegas. | ||
| We did that once. | ||
| Everyone's tried it at least once. | ||
| I don't do jack shit for me. | ||
| Yeah, it doesn't do anything. | ||
|
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They're so stupid. | |
| Have you been scuba diving? | ||
| You ever been scuba diving? | ||
| No, I'm scared. | ||
| Fuck that. | ||
| I was in... | ||
| Fuck that. | ||
| You gotta do it. | ||
| You'll never... | ||
| Did you almost die for it? | ||
| Yeah, I went to... | ||
| I'm not going to that alien world. | ||
| I went to fucking Tahiti. | ||
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| Biggest nuclear explosion ever equals to 57 million megatons of TNT. Is this YouTube, though? | ||
| What is this YouTube? | ||
| You tell me, Eddie. | ||
| Eddie is silly, Goose. | ||
| This is YouTube. | ||
| It's like way bigger than that. | ||
| It's sourced by the Saurab. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| The ba-boom. | ||
| That's in the atmosphere. | ||
| Remember who signed the anti-testing treaty in the air atmosphere? | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That's incredible. | ||
| Kennedy and the Soviets signed a pact to not do this in the atmosphere anymore. | ||
| What did Jamie's trying to talk? | ||
| She was in the Arctic Ocean when they did this in 1961. The biggest bomb ever tested. | ||
| God! | ||
| That's like the final scene in a video game when you win. | ||
| Do you know where they made these movies? | ||
| They made them in Hollywood. | ||
| No, no, at the Lookout Mountain Studios. | ||
| You could look that up. | ||
| This is not made in Hollywood, Eddie. | ||
| This is a video of an actual bomb going off. | ||
| Kennedy and the Soviets sound real. | ||
| I'm just saying they edited it in Hollywood. | ||
| Oh, I see what you're saying. | ||
| They had the biggest studio, Lookout Mountain Studios. | ||
| It was a top secret Air Force intelligence. | ||
| That's the one we were talking about. | ||
| What do you think they should just let... | ||
| Some dude who works at the video store edit it? | ||
| Who would they have edit it? | ||
| It would go to someone who's like the best at editing shit. | ||
| It was the biggest, most advanced movie studio. | ||
| Are you saying that that's fake? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I'm just saying that's... | ||
| They admit it. | ||
| That's where they put it. | ||
| They film it and they edit it together, but they didn't change it. | ||
| No, no, no, I didn't say that. | ||
| How many animals die when you drop that bitch in the air? | ||
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Everything that's anywhere in the air. | |
| Everything that's anywhere in the air. | ||
| Yeah, everything. | ||
| Everything and anything. | ||
| Could be millions, millions of animals. | ||
| Well, that's why Kennedy signed the anti-testing treaty, the atmospheric testing. | ||
| I can't remember how to word it, but he looked out in the window and he said, well, we weren't detonating these bombs in the atmosphere. | ||
| Where's that waste go? | ||
| And they were like, it just rains down on people. | ||
| He goes... | ||
| Well, that doesn't make any fucking sense because we're doing it. | ||
| The Soviets are doing it. | ||
| And that's when they signed a treaty not to do that anymore. | ||
| They don't test nuclear weapons in the atmosphere. | ||
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We don't. | |
| We don't. | ||
| But Russia does anymore. | ||
| Nobody does. | ||
| But Russia did launch some sort of a missile test recently that violates a treaty, apparently. | ||
| It's all getting very scary, man. | ||
| Putin's very gangster. | ||
| Very gangster. | ||
| Yeah, well, he's... | ||
| I watch House of Cards, bro. | ||
| I pretty much get it. | ||
| Putin's created an atmosphere, again, you know, he's just a product, a symptom of the Russian mindset, maybe, but like I said... | ||
| He's a hard man in a soft time. | ||
| He's a hard man who makes his country weaker. | ||
| When was the last time again? | ||
| Hard man in a soft time. | ||
| He bought anything Russian. | ||
| That's what's going on. | ||
| You know, I mean, it might be a soft time for Russia, but it's a soft time for us. | ||
| Clint, I mean, Obama said something interesting. | ||
| He said, let's just, we can ignore Russia. | ||
| They make guns and some oil, but their guns aren't even that good. | ||
| Nobody needs them. | ||
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Obama said that? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| You didn't really say it like that. | ||
| Are you quoting Obama? | ||
| Are you stabbing yourself in the finger like you're in a fucking Jesse Ventura movie? | ||
| Live on the edge, brother. | ||
| I live on the edge. | ||
| This is knife roulette? | ||
| That's definitely not the edge. | ||
| As he's quoting Obama. | ||
| That's hysterical. | ||
| That knife came from the Congo and it's probably got all sorts of diseases on it. | ||
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I know. | |
| Like, dang it. | ||
| Justin Wren probably hit that in his ass. | ||
| Yeah, that's why we can get it over here. | ||
| So please, take it easy with that thing. | ||
| Justin Wren stole that from a poor kid, so please. | ||
| This would be gold in fucking jail. | ||
| It'd be my shiv. | ||
| That's what you would use? | ||
| Fuck yeah, and I'd wrap it! | ||
| Feels to me like your fingers would slide right up on the blade. | ||
| You'd have one good stab and you'd cut your hand. | ||
| Not the way I hold it, brother. | ||
| Well, do you put your thumb over the top? | ||
| First of all... | ||
| Like a pen? | ||
| First of all... | ||
| Like you're going click-click? | ||
| When I yard fight, when I get in a yard shanking fest, I'm slicing. | ||
| I'm opening you up. | ||
| I'm fucking... | ||
| I'm unzipping, motherfuckers. | ||
| Brian has actually studied knife fighting and knife fighting techniques and what these guys do. | ||
| No, I catch him watching these weird videos. | ||
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He's had a conversation with me. | |
| Yeah, he's like, dude, you're like butter. | ||
| They'll slice you open like butter. | ||
| I'll unzip you. | ||
| I'll scribe your spine from the front. | ||
| I gotta go. | ||
| I can't do this. | ||
| Bro, I can cut you this way. | ||
| I'm an adult. | ||
| I'll open you up this way, brother. | ||
| I pay taxes. | ||
| Show me a video on Instagram. | ||
| Dude, look at this guy deadlifting 600 pounds. | ||
| I'm like, cool, man. | ||
| My friend John Rollo was showing me some pictures on his phone. | ||
| We went to lunch the other day. | ||
| He was sending me some pictures on his phone of this dude he trains with who's a... | ||
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Freak! | |
| Just a freak! | ||
| 100% natural, tested many times. | ||
| I'll have to see it. | ||
| Homie, he's deadlifting some ungodly amount of weight, like 700 pounds or some shit from behind his back. | ||
| Jesus! | ||
| Behind his back. | ||
| He's going like this? | ||
| Going behind himself and lifting this up. | ||
| And he's showing this to me. | ||
| He had 600 pounds on his back for a squat with no hands. | ||
| He puts his hands like this in front of him. | ||
| And he does a full deep knee squat with 600 pounds resting while he's in a prayer position. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, no hands. | ||
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He's just crazy. | |
| Yeah, like I can do with like a bar by itself. | ||
| This motherfucker's got like 600 pounds in squatting like this. | ||
| He's insane. | ||
| Big country fed white boy? | ||
| Giant black guy. | ||
| Giant. | ||
| Super athlete. | ||
| The naked gorilla to my left over here, according to your brother, you deadlifted over 700 pounds. | ||
| Yeah, but not like that. | ||
| This dude's doing it like his asshole. | ||
| This guy's won 40 world records. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| 4-0. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Yeah, he's just a freak. | ||
| And Rollo was telling me about him. | ||
| He's like, dude, I'm telling you, this guy breaks almost every... | ||
| And he's not the heaviest class, so sometimes he competes against people who are heavier than him. | ||
| And in those cases, he doesn't lift as much. | ||
| That's so nuts. | ||
| Did he play any sports or anything? | ||
| He's just really good at lifting. | ||
| I forget his name. | ||
| He's the best at exercising. | ||
| Unbelievable physical strength. | ||
| This is what these guys are into, like Mark Bell, you know, Chris Bell, the documentary maker, and his brother Mark from Bigger, Stronger, Faster. | ||
| These fucking guys, there's videos, their whole Instagram is like videos of them pushing a new personal record. | ||
| They got their fucking elbows all wrapped up, and everything's wrapped up, and Mark's actually got this thing called a slingshot that you put your arm in. | ||
| It's like this thick rubber neoprene thing that you bench in, and he's benching 600. Ah! | ||
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Ah! | |
| These fucking gorillas rolling. | ||
| They're clapping each other. | ||
| It's great, right? | ||
| It's great. | ||
| It takes like a half hour to get into that suit. | ||
| They're slapping each other with powder and chalk in the air. | ||
| And all they're trying to do is just lift heavier and heavier weight. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I take a weightlifting class now from an Olympian guy. | ||
| No, you don't. | ||
| Yes, I fucking do. | ||
| Venice Barbell Club. | ||
| Yes, I fucking do at the Venice Barbell Club. | ||
| How ridiculous is it? | ||
| I saw you try to deadlift in Austin and it looked like you were going to die. | ||
| Dude, it's so sad. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Oh, that was when he was doing like 495. That's that Primal Swolger dude. | ||
| That dude from Instagram. | ||
| It's just ridiculous kettlebell routines. | ||
| He's one of the Onnit instructors. | ||
| And this guy is just stupid strong. | ||
| And he was deadlifted. | ||
| It was like 450 plus 100 pounds of chains, right? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So it's like $5.50 if you don't really get the full chain. | ||
| There's some chain left. | ||
| He's a young warrior who likes the chain. | ||
| It was great. | ||
| It was a mouthpiece. | ||
| It was a goddamn savage. | ||
| He always works out in the shortest shorts. | ||
| No shirt on. | ||
| I would too if I was bodied up like that. | ||
| All the chicks around on it. | ||
| No, you're thinking about Juan's brother. | ||
| The mouthpiece is too much, though. | ||
| I'm taking a primal swolger. | ||
| That's who he is on. | ||
| There he is. | ||
| No, that's Eric, I think. | ||
| No, that's the wrong dude, man. | ||
| That's his brother. | ||
| Yeah, that's his brother. | ||
| But Juan is a beast. | ||
| His brother's a beast. | ||
| Yeah, I just saw him. | ||
| Oh, is that the same guy? | ||
| No, different guy. | ||
| I'm talking about the other guy who wears glasses over there. | ||
| But just go to Primal Swolger. | ||
| That's him. | ||
| That's Primal Swolger. | ||
| Go to his Instagram page. | ||
| Have you ever noticed in that, when you try to click on Instagram pictures from a Mac, sometimes they don't open up in a new window? | ||
| The kid's in shape. | ||
| He's bodied up, bro. | ||
| Yeah, go to that upper left one. | ||
| The kid is in shape. | ||
| Dude, looks like a ninja turtle. | ||
| Dude, John Wolf worked me out on it when I was there in Austin. | ||
| Goddamn fucking shitty computer screen. | ||
| We gotta get a new TV. This TV does not communicate with our computer right. | ||
| Just step your game up, son. | ||
| He does all these, like, flow exercises. | ||
| Shorts couldn't be smaller and go out in public. | ||
| Shout out to short shorts. | ||
| Shorty shorts. | ||
| Jacked as fuck. | ||
| What a stud. | ||
| Goddamn stud. | ||
| A young warrior. | ||
| And his brother Juan. | ||
| Kettlebell swinging stud. | ||
| Quad it up, man. | ||
| His brother Juan is the other head instructor there and forget it. | ||
| I would never wear a shirt. | ||
| John Wolfe is the shit too. | ||
| John Wolfe gave me this whole hip series of workouts there. | ||
| He gave me this hip thing. | ||
| It's all bodyweight exercise. | ||
| It's just extending your foot forward. | ||
| You do like 10 reps that way and then you do 10 reps like as a sidekick to the side and hold it out in the air. | ||
| And then you do 10 reps left and then 10 reps right in front of you like you do circles. | ||
| Did it with him. | ||
| Amazing! | ||
| Unbelievable. | ||
| Then he had me take... | ||
| John said, let's just work. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I asked him a question about the mace. | ||
| And he goes, yeah. | ||
| And he grabs a 15-pound mace. | ||
| And I'm like, dude, I'm a lot stronger than 15 pounds. | ||
| Give me a fucking break. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We did five rounds of some crazy shit. | ||
| And 15 pounds was simply perfect. | ||
| It was more than I could handle. | ||
| I work out with a 25-pound club. | ||
| You know those Indian metal clubs? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| A 25-pound steel club. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| 25 pounds. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| But when you're doing shit like those things where you're swinging them over your arm like Conan and just holding it in place, it's phenomenal exercise. | ||
| And you realize our biggest weakness is the things that are always going bad on people. | ||
| And that's the connections. | ||
| It's not necessarily your biceps, right? | ||
| It's usually the connection between your bicep and your shoulder, your shoulder to your back. | ||
| The tendons? | ||
| Yeah, it's all our connections. | ||
| And when you're doing things like yoga, and when you're doing things like these club bells, where you're holding these big steel clubs in front of you, and you're swinging them over your head, you're developing very strong tissue in all your shoulder joints, and your elbow joints, and your wrist joints. | ||
| Because it's constantly manipulating the different... | ||
| And it's kinetic. | ||
| ...the different weight of it. | ||
| I mean, you know, gravity is pulling it this way and that way, and you have to stabilize it. | ||
| And you're using all these weird muscles that you don't use if you're pushing a Nautilus machine or just doing something simple like a last branch. | ||
| Yeah, you've got these isolation things where, like, you're holding one thing and you're moving it in a certain way by itself. | ||
| Like, whether it's kettlebell flows or whether it's using steel clubs. | ||
| Like, you're controlling, like, all of your different stabilizing muscles in a very unique way. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Like, holding static positions, too. | ||
| Like, remember you used to do that one? | ||
| It's like a yoga exercise where you're on one knee, and you have one leg straight out, and your arms straight ahead, and you just hold that? | ||
| I just started doing yoga, and I have a whole new respect for yoga. | ||
| I mean, I've been doing it now three weeks, and man, it kicks my ass. | ||
| It's an hour, and at the 30-minute mark, I'm done. | ||
| I gotta leave. | ||
| I walk out, dude. | ||
| You haven't been in yoga class that I haven't walked out of. | ||
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Really? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| You're flexible, right? | ||
| It's so hot. | ||
| But you just gotta bring ice water. | ||
| Wait, I do. | ||
| Bring ice. | ||
| After 30 minutes, I get crushed. | ||
| 30 minutes? | ||
| I get crushed in 30 minutes. | ||
| It depends on how your body is. | ||
| And then I lay there, and it's so goddamn hot. | ||
| It's like 110 degrees in there. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| You gotta stick it out. | ||
| No, no, I have no choice. | ||
| I have no choice. | ||
| Every day I'm looking at it. | ||
| I actually am proud of myself for going. | ||
| Because that's the hardest yoga class they got at core yoga. | ||
| They got all different kind of levels. | ||
| No heat at all. | ||
| Little bit of heat. | ||
| I didn't even know it was an accident. | ||
| It was just perfect. | ||
| 10.30 in the morning. | ||
| Wake up. | ||
| I just go right down the street. | ||
| And it was just kicking my ass from day one. | ||
| Just... | ||
| It's crushing me. | ||
| I could barely hang. | ||
| I leave there and I'm too tired to get in the shower. | ||
| I'm just like dead. | ||
| Are you good with the cold, Eddie? | ||
| Can you handle the cold better than you can handle the heat? | ||
| Yeah, but I want to kill two birds with one stone. | ||
| I want to stick it out and I want to be able to... | ||
| I mean, there's old ladies that do it, you know what I mean? | ||
| And they're fine. | ||
| And just holding your arms up in all these poses. | ||
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Oh, I agree. | |
| No wonder yoga chicks have big shoulders and triceps. | ||
| Or sexy. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| All those poses, they look so easy in a picture. | ||
| They look like, oh, they're doing Tai Chi. | ||
| Try holding your hands up for an hour. | ||
| Try doing the 90-minute class. | ||
| That should attest your willpower. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| An hour is enough for me. | ||
| I do 90 minutes every week sometimes. | ||
| I've done it three times in a week. | ||
| But doing it at least once a week. | ||
| Sometimes I do. | ||
| There's a 70-minute class that they do there sometimes. | ||
| It's really good because they don't talk at all. | ||
| It's just like, you know, it's for people that already know the positions. | ||
| She just tells you what to do with the positions. | ||
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Oh, you just go through that at your pace? | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| You know, she says, like, begin and end. | ||
| She says what the position is. | ||
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Oh, that's cool. | |
| But none of that. | ||
| Explaining what to do while it's going on. | ||
| And there's a little, there's, like, some yoga places, not the one that I go to, but I've been to some when they start talking about, like, the mystical properties of this position. | ||
|
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Oh, yeah. | |
| So have I. This is good for the ascending colon. | ||
| I like that shit. | ||
| Bitch, you know you didn't go to medical school. | ||
| You don't know what that's doing to your colon. | ||
| I love it too. | ||
| Dude, I used to take classes down in Venice and there would be some awesome, awesome, like good-looking dude who would come in in beads and a great body. | ||
| He was a yogi. | ||
| There's one guy, I can't remember his name. | ||
| He was the greatest. | ||
| He would teach and the girls all loved him and he would adjust you. | ||
| And I swear to God, you'd get into a position and he would say, and let's not fight this. | ||
| Let's just have our own relationship with our own God. | ||
| And there it is. | ||
| I love that. | ||
| Feel how much energy it does take to reach to the back of the room. | ||
| And I'm in. | ||
| Yeah, they would start singing. | ||
| And he had a great voice, and I'd be like, I was like, I'm resonating with his voice. | ||
| I dig that. | ||
| I give myself over. | ||
| Dude, last one I was at, I haven't been back since, I was at this hot yoga, I don't say where, it was a 90 minute class, and there were, for whatever reason, that day, that morning, there was just hot chicks everywhere. | ||
| And it was this dude comes in, and the girl next to me goes, he's strict, he's known for being strict. | ||
| I'm like, well, it's yoga, so let's relax. | ||
| We go in there, dude, 10 minutes into it, Calls me out. | ||
| Brendan, eyes up front. | ||
| Let's not gawk. | ||
| Let's not gawk. | ||
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Oh, no! | |
| Swear to God. | ||
| Let's not gawk? | ||
| No, I'm balls deep in trying to get my hamstring on. | ||
| So it was unwarranted? | ||
| Yeah, 100%. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And it was super embarrassing. | ||
| I was like, Hey, man. | ||
| Hey, you fuck. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I'll punch that y'all in his face. | ||
| Because I was switching legs and I didn't know what everyone else, what we were doing. | ||
| I was so into it. | ||
| And so I looked around to see what they were doing. | ||
| He's like, eyes up front. | ||
| Brendan, eyes up front. | ||
| Let's not gawk. | ||
| Let's not gawk. | ||
| That would make me so mad because I would be gawking. | ||
| What a shitty thing to say if you weren't actually doing that. | ||
| Do you think he's just hating? | ||
| I'm not sure what's going on. | ||
| I haven't been back. | ||
| It kind of hurt my feelings. | ||
| That's embarrassing. | ||
| Well, there was a guy that used to teach yoga at my place, and he was like real sort of hardcore, like a very intense dude. | ||
| And he would teach it. | ||
| The class had a totally different vibe. | ||
| I got along good with him, but his vibe was different. | ||
| His vibe was like, you're going to have to tough this out. | ||
| It was military style, right? | ||
| Yeah, it was a little weird. | ||
| Yeah, come on, man. | ||
| We're just stretching. | ||
| That's how this guy was. | ||
| I want to calm down. | ||
| I don't want to be aggressive. | ||
| Right? | ||
| And this guy was saying, he goes, you can only get water when I tell you to get water. | ||
| And he goes, once that door shuts, no one can leave. | ||
| So go now. | ||
| Yeah, this guy did that, too. | ||
| It's fucking yoga. | ||
| I don't like that. | ||
| There's a guy, Brian Kest, who is one of the more famous guys. | ||
| He was really smart about it because he opened up his school in Los Angeles. | ||
| He studied for many years. | ||
| And he said, oh, no, all are welcome and there's no money. | ||
| And people are like, what? | ||
| And he goes, just donation if you want. | ||
| No big deal. | ||
| Yeah, the place I used to go to had that. | ||
| Yeah, and you just donate, but he made millions. | ||
| Did he make bank? | ||
| Because what happens is people go all the time, and they're like... | ||
| They feel good. | ||
| Yeah, you're not even asking for money. | ||
| The class is open to everyone. | ||
| First come, first serve. | ||
| Totally democratic. | ||
| And what you do is people don't like taking shit for free, most people. | ||
| Most people are like, you know what? | ||
| I'm going to give you a hundred fucking bucks today. | ||
| Because I really appreciate- I would do that. | ||
| I give to NPR because I listen for free all the time. | ||
| So whenever they have their drives, I give it to them. | ||
| Eddie, where are you getting news from? | ||
| Are you kidding me? | ||
|
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Hey, how about- Wait a minute. | |
| How about the fights? | ||
|
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We're two hours deep. | |
| I was going to say that, but the Bikram yoga guy got fucked, right? | ||
| Wasn't he trying to rub his bone around girls and stuff? | ||
| Well, it was a lot of that, yeah, apparently. | ||
| Bikram, Bikram. | ||
| He also walked around in a Rolls Royce and he had a speed on. | ||
| I mean, I've been to his main college. | ||
| They interviewed him. | ||
| They asked him about it. | ||
| He says, lies, lies, lies. | ||
| And then he said, women will pay one million dollars for one drop of my sperm. | ||
|
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Oh, shit. | |
| And the lady was like, what? | ||
| He goes, one drop of my sperm. | ||
| One million dollars. | ||
| Damn. | ||
|
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Damn. | |
| And he was just saying that they were liars and that's all nonsense. | ||
| He was a badass. | ||
| His wife was high as shit. | ||
| He drove around in a Rolls Royce. | ||
| He made millions of dollars. | ||
| He was the one who came up with hotbox yoga. | ||
| Bikram yoga, right? | ||
| Well, not really. | ||
| Apparently they had been doing that even in the same positions for the longest time. | ||
| Well, India is so hot anyway. | ||
| He promoted it in the United States in a big way. | ||
| He used to be a bodybuilder. | ||
| He used to lift weights. | ||
| He was jacked. | ||
| There's pictures of him back when he was young. | ||
| He was jacked. | ||
| Awesome. | ||
| He yells at you. | ||
| He would yell at you. | ||
| He's great. | ||
| He's slinging dick and giving out fucking back massages. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Everybody's in there. | ||
| In a Speedo. | ||
| The greatest. | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| He's wearing that to scare the guys away. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Let me scare the dudes away. | ||
| I used to take classes all the time. | ||
| It's so hot in there, man. | ||
| You want to wear something like that. | ||
| You don't want to have anything on. | ||
| It's so hot. | ||
| I wear little shorts. | ||
| Little short shorts. | ||
| They're like Primal Swolgers shorts. | ||
| That's what I wear in my yoga class. | ||
| I like to wear a Zumba. | ||
| I just wear board shorts and a Roots of Fight tank top. | ||
| I don't wear a shirt. | ||
| No way. | ||
| It's too hot. | ||
| It's too hot. | ||
| I'll come do one with you. | ||
|
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I love that. | |
| No one in my class wears a shirt. | ||
| Chicks have to though. | ||
| They have to wear more. | ||
| Poor girls. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| But yeah, they're all in bikinis and shit. | ||
| Do you do the Bikram poses? | ||
| Do the whole deal, man. | ||
| Do the whole deal. | ||
| It's no joke. | ||
| It's not easy. | ||
| An hour and a half will get to you. | ||
| You gotta hydrate. | ||
| That's a big thing. | ||
| You gotta hydrate in the morning. | ||
| When I get up in the morning, as soon as I get up, I start drinking water. | ||
| It's big. | ||
| Gotta drink a lot of water before I get there. | ||
| I take a bunch of shroom tech, eat some fruit. | ||
| I just roll out of bed at 10-15 and just get in my car. | ||
| I sweat all day. | ||
| That's why you quit in 30 minutes. | ||
| You gotta prepare for that shit. | ||
| It's an ordeal. | ||
| It's a fucking serious ordeal. | ||
| Sitting in them squats? | ||
| But I'll tell you what, man, it's done wonders for my back, wonders for my flexibility, wonders for my joints, like joint pain. | ||
| It's the shit. | ||
| And for your brain, too, man. | ||
| And at our age, we have no choice. | ||
| We have no choice. | ||
| You have to do yoga. | ||
| Unless you want to be that guy that's 75 and can walk on his hands. | ||
| Check out Iyengar. | ||
| You don't want to be that 75-year-old that can barely get to the TV. You ever seen Iyengar? | ||
| Iyengar yoga is no joke. | ||
| Bring up Iyengar. | ||
| Take a look at what he's doing at 70. Take a look at this motherfucker. | ||
| How do you say his name? | ||
| Iyengar. | ||
| Iyengar is... | ||
| I-A-Y... Iyengar. | ||
| A-N-G-A-R. I-Y-E-N-G-A-R. He's no fucking joke, dude. | ||
| Is he your boyfriend? | ||
| Is he your new boyfriend? | ||
| No, this motherfucker does. | ||
| Isn't he your new boyfriend? | ||
| No, he's older! | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But his students... | ||
| That's homophobic. | ||
| This show is now homophobic. | ||
| Congratulations. | ||
| What have you done to us? | ||
| Let's take a look at this motherfucker, what he did when he was younger. | ||
| The poses he would hold at 75. I'm trying to find that guy. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| It's stupid. | ||
| And how old is he now? | ||
| Is he dead? | ||
| Old, but... | ||
| No, come on. | ||
| Powerful dad bod. | ||
| Fuck you, Brad. | ||
| Not a great bod. | ||
| That guy's sexy as fuck. | ||
| But his buddies, his buddies are fucking... | ||
| If you were on ecstasy, you'd let him just rub all over you. | ||
| Look at him, but he would do some crazy shit, dude. | ||
| This fool's gut and tits. | ||
| This is the guy you're telling me is so impressive? | ||
| Brian was so high on this guy. | ||
| I'll tell you right now. | ||
| Watch this, though. | ||
| I'll tell you right now, Brian, this is not impressive. | ||
| Watch this guy. | ||
| That flat ass ain't impressive. | ||
| No, no, watch the shit he does. | ||
| Okay, I'm watching. | ||
| When he was really old, he was doing... | ||
| Where's his butt, bro? | ||
| You gotta see him do the scorpion pose. | ||
| Where's that? | ||
| Look at that ass! | ||
| That's the worst body I've ever seen. | ||
| Look at his feet! | ||
| It's the worst body I've ever seen. | ||
| Where's his butt, bro? | ||
| Dude, this is 76 before people really lifted weights. | ||
| This motherfucker's doing basic yoga! | ||
| My yoga teacher would fuck this guy into the ground stretching. | ||
| Okay, I don't think you were correct. | ||
| Because that right there is pretty god damn impressive. | ||
| That's pretty good. | ||
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Oh, no, no. | |
| He does way more crazy shit. | ||
| Look at his tits hanging to the sides. | ||
| See, the thing about this guy, though, is he's built like a popsicle stick. | ||
| And when you're built like a popsicle stick, you can put your body into weird positions. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Because you don't have any muscle to stop it. | ||
| Like, there's certain poses, you know this one? | ||
| Where you go under the arms and you- I can't do it. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| It's not happening. | ||
| It's not happening. | ||
| There's too much meat involved. | ||
| See, I keep it right here, Joe. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I keep it right here. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| I try it, though, because even in trying it, you're getting to stretch, but I don't think there's enough physical real estate in my troll-sized arms to fit in there. | ||
| That's all I got. | ||
| We gotta see him do the scorpion poses and shit. | ||
| He was the guy who would do... | ||
| Well, I think we found our new movement, Coach. | ||
| Well, women and people with long arms can definitely get their arms in better positions like that because they have more to work with. | ||
| But that also comes up in jiu-jitsu, right? | ||
| In jiu-jitsu, like, the ability to get darces and... | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| Eddie can do that. | ||
| Yeah, Eddie, I think Eddie can do this shit. | ||
| Yeah, you can do that. | ||
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Yeah, you can, Eddie. | |
| No, I can't. | ||
| I can't put my leg behind my head like that. | ||
| Look at this shit. | ||
| Just dudes who can triangle themselves like that. | ||
| It's not that freaky. | ||
| That's pretty freaky. | ||
| He's old, bro. | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
| That's freaky. | ||
| That guy's old as fuck. | ||
| You know why he's doing this? | ||
| Because he's thinking about how much dick he's going to swing after this video's done. | ||
| Dude, he was doing this shit when he was 70. He's getting warmed up. | ||
| He's like, I'm going to fuck like this. | ||
| Let me show you. | ||
| I get two feet on the ground and up like my dick is my legs. | ||
| That's how I'm fucking. | ||
| I think he's still alive, but at 75, he was doing scorpion pose. | ||
| He was on his elbows like this. | ||
| Eat my ass pose. | ||
| See? | ||
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Oh, look at his ass. | |
| I double triangle suck my cock. | ||
| Kellen, he is not alive, bro. | ||
| Dude, he's never gonna die. | ||
| This is in 76. He's immortal. | ||
| He's holding his weight. | ||
| He's 100 years old here. | ||
| His ass has deteriorated. | ||
| He's 30 years old in this video. | ||
| His ass going inward. | ||
| Wow, that's amazing. | ||
| He's 30 years old in this video. | ||
| Dude, look at this fucking spinal flexibility, though. | ||
| That is incredible. | ||
| Yeah, don't fuck with Iyengar. | ||
| What'd I just say? | ||
| That is incredible. | ||
| He honeydicked you into thinking it was no big deal. | ||
| This is gobble my own cock. | ||
| I can fit him in a suitcase right there. | ||
| I can fit him in a tote right now. | ||
| Gobble, gobble, gobble. | ||
| I can bring him in a tote and be like, I brought my fucking yoga instructor, everybody. | ||
| Gobble from here. | ||
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Gobble from here. | |
| And I lick my toes as well for extra stimulation. | ||
| Extra stimulation. | ||
| Back to center gobble. | ||
| The Chinese say you're as old as your spine. | ||
| This is how I gobble from my backside. | ||
| Notice not a lot of spinal movement. | ||
| Just gobble. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| He's talking. | ||
| By the way, talking to you the whole time. | ||
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Teaching you the whole fucking time. | |
| This is what I'm thinking of. | ||
| Coming in my own mouth. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Not sure. | ||
| Not today. | ||
| Today you don't deserve it. | ||
| Today's stretch. | ||
| Fear the burn. | ||
| Aw, one finger on his fucking toe, bros! | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This is not that impressive, Brian. | ||
| Fuck this guy. | ||
| You know what you rarely see, though? | ||
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That's amazing. | |
| You rarely see people that are built, like jacked people, that are really good at yoga. | ||
| There are a couple guys. | ||
| I want to see someone. | ||
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Shoemaker. | |
| I mean, I know that Hickson, when he was young, was pretty fucking fit. | ||
| Not like that, though. | ||
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Oh, dude. | |
| He was 190, 195. But he was way better at yoga than most people know. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Like, Hickson did amazing shit. | ||
| He used to be able to stand in a full split on a balancing bar with his leg totally straight up in the air. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| On a balancing bar. | ||
| There's videos of him doing it in Santa Monica. | ||
| He's standing on a balancing bar with one leg, grabs his other foot, and extends it over his fucking head. | ||
| Hickson was a freak. | ||
| A younger American student. | ||
| Some of those American students got muscular. | ||
| Some of those American students, like this guy Shoemaker, who I took a class from, holy shit, built like a brick. | ||
| Who's dominating the yoga game now? | ||
| Is there like one dude just killing the game like my boy Bikram? | ||
| There's still a bunch of Bikram Studios. | ||
| They're all over the place. | ||
| But I gotta think that that guy being so crazy and all the crazy stuff that he gets in trouble with and all the assault allegations, whether or not they're true. | ||
| You know the other thing that he did? | ||
| You know the tax evasion thing? | ||
| Where they found a bunch of, like a warehouse filled with Ferraris and B- At least and shit. | ||
| And he said that he was opening up a school for children to teach them auto repair. | ||
| So that's why, I mean, come on, bro. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| He's awesome. | ||
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He's amazing. | |
| And he's a yoga guy. | ||
| Like, everything's so fucked up about it. | ||
|
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Like, he's supposed to be peace and love and prosperity and it's important to spirituality, not the money. | |
| No, fuck that. | ||
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He's like, multi-millionaire teaching stretching. | |
| It's great. | ||
| Yeah, now I think he just stays in India now. | ||
| He says, fuck America. | ||
| Is there anyone else killing the game like that? | ||
| Not really. | ||
| No, not that I think of. | ||
| Shiva Ray, Max Strom. | ||
| There are a lot of guys who have a really great reputation who have a lot of students. | ||
| There was an older lady that taught at Bikram that was pretty famous. | ||
| Danny knows her. | ||
| She went to do her own thing? | ||
| She's like 80 and she's in tremendous shape. | ||
| Oh, isn't she the lady that runs the place Golden Bridge or something like that in LA? Yes. | ||
| She's like a Kundalini master, right? | ||
| Yes, that's her. | ||
| Kundalini. | ||
| Kundalini is the shit that the people who do it, and even Denny says, you can have psychedelic experiences on it. | ||
| That if you do it and you get into a certain state where you do the yoga over and over again to enough, you can actually stimulate that part in your brain that produces DMT. I'm just trying to get a stretch, man. | ||
| Eddie, your friend, the lady that you went to Egypt with, wasn't she able to do that? | ||
| She was able to do that, right? | ||
| She would tell you she'd have psychedelic experiences. | ||
| So that's two people that we know. | ||
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She would headbang. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| She would headbang at four in the morning to shake up the, I don't know, maybe the DMT? I don't know. | ||
| She sounds stable. | ||
| But she wanted to shake up. | ||
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Four in the morning, she'd be headbanging. | |
| Oh, my God. | ||
| I know, it's funny, right? | ||
| She was into it. | ||
| Well, but the thing is, like, your brain does produce that shit. | ||
| And so these people that say they know how to do it, it's not outside the realm of possibility. | ||
| Like, it might be possible for you to figure out a way to do it. | ||
| I've never done it. | ||
| I've only done it through the drug itself. | ||
| But there's gotta be a way to get your brain to do it. | ||
| I had a, I've, well, it sounds, I don't even know how to explain this, but I swear to God, like, there was a period of time when I was practicing Taekwondo so much, and I was like, you know how you get to a point where you practice enough where you can think your kick out? | ||
| I know you're going to laugh at this. | ||
| I swear to God. | ||
| If you're going to tell me you started releasing DMT throwing real kicks. | ||
| before you say anything before you say anything I'm going to tell you whatever you're saying I'm going to have a problem with I knew that I knew that so I'm going deep and I'm committed I didn't know whether you were saying it or not you left off you left off at when I used to practice taekwondo so much I'm going deep, but I think the way I was stretching my body opened up something where I went, I kicked, and I swear to God, it's going to sound weird, but from that point on, I got way neater with the way I kept my room and the way I kept my car, and it made sense to me. | ||
| Something aligned. | ||
| And there was like a... | ||
| That's a lot of Taekwondo right there. | ||
| This sounds like such a drug-induced thing, but something happened there. | ||
| And then I saw God. | ||
| I thought you were going to say that you were throwing so many kicks at your arm, you were just punching way harder, like that movie Rookie of the Year. | ||
| Well, I felled a tree. | ||
| I felled a tree. | ||
| A tree was in the way, and I side-kicked a tree over. | ||
| I don't see any stevia, my man. | ||
| A giant oak. | ||
| No Steve? | ||
| All right. | ||
| All right. | ||
| We'll do it dry today. | ||
| We'll do it dry. | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
| We'll do it dry. | ||
| Hey man, are we gonna talk about the fights, guys? | ||
| What fights? | ||
| The fuck? | ||
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Enough about Kundalini and Iyengar. | |
| I was looking forward to seeing Hickson do yoga. | ||
| Yeah, let's watch that. | ||
| Brock Lesnar forms the UFC of retirement from MMA. Remove from drug testing pull. | ||
| That's what I would do too if I wanted to take drugs. | ||
| Just saying. | ||
| He looks good though. | ||
| If I wanted... | ||
| If I wanted to get super jacked again, I'm like, listen. | ||
| That's exactly what you should do. | ||
| I'll come back. | ||
| Someday. | ||
| Someday we'll work out a deal. | ||
| But for now, I'm going to toss bitches on their head. | ||
| I like to do that when I weigh about 340. For real. | ||
| Well, Brendan and I were talking about how I like TRT for people like Anderson Silva. | ||
| I want Anderson to take testosterone and whatever it takes because I want to see the old Anderson. | ||
| You don't like the dad bod? | ||
| No, and I'm serious. | ||
| For me, a great like that, who's obviously getting older, I want to see him fight at the best he can. | ||
| I miss his incredible skill set. | ||
| And by the way, if he's got the mind, he understands fighting on such a deep level, his body might just not be responding as fast as his mind wants to. | ||
| I want to catch his body up to his mind. | ||
| Yeah, but that's because you're supposed to end your career when your body doesn't react the same. | ||
| Look, you can make an argument for the Vitor Belfort School of MMA. You know, because that's what you get. | ||
| You get the old veteran with the young body. | ||
| Yeah, I'm talking about when Brian... | ||
| Vitor rather was at the peak of his like most latest cycle right when he knocked out Luke Rockhold when he fucked up Michael Bisping dude when he knocked out Dan Henderson the first round he was a goddamn force of science yeah, and that's what he was he was unbelievable training a lifetime of skill all that stuff is important first right a lifetime of skill a lifetime of technique ridiculous ferocious warrior spirit right he's motherfucking Vitor Belfort then you add in Synthetic | ||
| testosterone, and you get a monster. | ||
| That's what you got. | ||
| I'm telling you, that guy, to this day, that period, I think is one of the scariest fighters that has ever fought in the sport. | ||
| I think TRT Vitor is one of the fucking scariest guys that ever did MMA. Definitely best 185 on planet Earth at the time. | ||
| He was for a while, man. | ||
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I think so. | |
| He was terrifying. | ||
| Dude, he was fearless. | ||
| He destroyed Rockhold. | ||
| We all kicked him in the fucking head. | ||
| We all kicked both of them. | ||
| He threw two wheel kicks in his whole career. | ||
| One of them he missed with Luke Rockhold, the other one he hit him in the face. | ||
| We never saw that from him before. | ||
| He threw some kicks, he threw some knees, but he was more of a boxing-style fighter. | ||
| And then fucked up Bisping's eye with a kick. | ||
| Yeah, a head kick. | ||
| Bisping can never be the same. | ||
| Well, Bisping's having some issues before that as well, but that definitely didn't help. | ||
| That eye doesn't help anybody. | ||
| No, it didn't help. | ||
| Look, Vitor was a monster, man. | ||
| When he destroyed Henderson. | ||
| Look at him now, like his last fight, even with Weidman. | ||
| He's just not the same animal. | ||
| He's going to fight Kelvin. | ||
| Kelvin Gaslam in Brazil. | ||
| Yeah, what do you think about that? | ||
| Why do you think being in Brazil is a big deal? | ||
| I can get some help to regulate his body back to where it was. | ||
| What are you saying? | ||
| Because when you get all testosterone, your body starts producing estrogen and all that, and you can't get it back. | ||
| If SADA goes to Brazil, right? | ||
| They're going to go to Brazil, for sure. | ||
| They should go to Brazil, yeah. | ||
| They just won't go a lot. | ||
| They won't be there all the time. | ||
| And with Jose Aldo, when they tried testing him, they made the guy, he had to stay at customs. | ||
| They wouldn't let him leave. | ||
| It was super weird. | ||
| Well, tell the whole story. | ||
| Do you know the whole story? | ||
| You got this. | ||
| The first time they came, he wouldn't do it. | ||
| He wouldn't take the test because he said he didn't know the guy. | ||
| But apparently the way it happens, like, you know, I've talked to people that have been tested. | ||
| They're like, it's super shady. | ||
| They come up to you. | ||
| They'll take you into a room. | ||
| They'll test you. | ||
| It's not sterile. | ||
| They're just like, we want to, you know, we want to test you right now. | ||
| They'll watch you when you go to the bathroom. | ||
| Tim Kennedy said they had to watch him take a shower. | ||
| They'd look at him. | ||
| Like, you get home from training, and they're like, we want to test you. | ||
| Can I take a shower? | ||
| I can't take my eyes off you. | ||
| They're that way for a reason, though. | ||
| Yeah, it's because people are cheating. | ||
| So anyway, the Aldo guy, they're trying to deport him. | ||
| They're trying to kick him out of Brazil. | ||
| They're literally trying to get him out of there. | ||
| They're trying to say, you don't have any authority to test us. | ||
| You're not even from this country. | ||
| They're throwing the kitchen sink at him. | ||
| Then, finally, the next day, they get him to test. | ||
| He gives him a test, and then he trips and spills it. | ||
| Who does it? | ||
| Aldo? | ||
| It's fantastic. | ||
| It's like, what? | ||
| There you go. | ||
| And then, so he has to give him another one. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Interesting. | ||
| And then what happened? | ||
| It doesn't mean anything. | ||
| He didn't fail. | ||
| It doesn't mean anything, but it's all, like, these guys, like, Vanderlei runs away from the guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They come to his gym, "Boogoo, doogoo!" "Pioom!" Sure. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Which is the most... | ||
| He got fucked more than anybody ever in the history of that. | ||
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Ever. | |
| Because they banned him for life, which is insane. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| 100% insane. | ||
| Did they reverse that? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Well, they did. | ||
| They made it unconstitutional or whatever the fuck they did. | ||
| They said it was illegal, but they haven't reinstated him. | ||
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No. | |
| But did you see they're about to give Cyborg exemption? | ||
| Did you see that? | ||
| They figured out whatever it is that she has, whatever personal medical issue that she has, and that this drug does help that personal medical issue. | ||
| And since it's not necessarily a performance-enhancing drug, What it is, it's a diuretic. | ||
| It also helps when women start experiencing effects from androgens. | ||
| It mitigates some of the negative effects of androgens. | ||
| There's a bunch of different properties that these different diuretics have. | ||
| And whatever her condition is, apparently they're examining a testosterone therapeutic use exemption. | ||
| And it looks like she won't be suspended as long. | ||
| Which exonerates her. | ||
| And all of us Who said that she was doing something she shouldn't have been doing. | ||
| But we don't know what the reasons why she was doing it in the first place are, but we know that... | ||
| In her background, though, it's not crazy to assume other things. | ||
| But that Duran to me, as soon as she won, she's like, oh, everything's all good. | ||
| Like, how do you... | ||
| Cyborg, she's ready to go. | ||
| My fucking hand hurts. | ||
| I'm down a little while. | ||
| Yeah, isn't that crazy? | ||
| You're talking about a 46-time world Muay Thai champion, right? | ||
| A 46-0 in Muay Thai, 10-time world Muay Thai champion. | ||
| And you bring up Cyborg, and she's like, Jesus, my hand is killing me. | ||
| Before that, she was all good. | ||
| She's like, world champion, you're going to fight Cyborg. | ||
| She's not afraid of Cyborg. | ||
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You think she's afraid of Cyborg? | |
| No, no. | ||
| She's not afraid of Cyborg. | ||
| No, but you can't say that right after a fight. | ||
| I don't think she's afraid of anybody. | ||
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Maybe that's the truth. | |
| Maybe her hand was broken. | ||
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She's such a savage. | |
| I'm sure it is the truth. | ||
| I'm going to fight with her. | ||
| I'm going to hit the broken hand, then I'm going to fix it out. | ||
| She could go in there with an AK-47 and Cyborg would knock her face off. | ||
| Do you think so? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Say that again? | ||
| It's not. | ||
| Say that again? | ||
| Cyborg's going to destroy her. | ||
| Isn't she a 10-time Muay Thai champion? | ||
| I do not care. | ||
| I do not care. | ||
| It doesn't matter? | ||
| It does matter. | ||
| Well, you saw what Cyborg fought. | ||
| Jorina Barge, right? | ||
| Jorina Barge, you know, won the fight. | ||
| Cyborg was very brave for taking that fight. | ||
| She landed some huge shots. | ||
| She did. | ||
| But that's also straight kickbox. | ||
| It's also big gloves, right? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And Cyborg, people forget how strong she is, how good she is on the ground, and the way she hits. | ||
| Those kicks aren't going to do shit. | ||
| Enjoy that, Duranomy. | ||
| Damn, Duranomy was impressive. | ||
| I just feel like that's... | ||
| Damn, you're that sure? | ||
| I'm 100%... | ||
| What? | ||
| Cut to Brennan Shaw's Kiss of Death. | ||
| She's the champion! | ||
| Cut to Holly Bronda. | ||
| Because Eddie Alvarez is a big problem for Connor. | ||
| You didn't say that, did you? | ||
| I did say that. | ||
| Cut to Connor hasn't sold me yet. | ||
| Who's he fought? | ||
| Who's he fought? | ||
| You guys see the fucking Connor Mayweather thing? | ||
| It's getting close. | ||
| They're saying that it's like literally agreed upon. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| So what do you think's gonna happen? | ||
| Do you think that he's gonna run into an issue with the UFC? Or do you think he's right about the Ali Act? | ||
| I don't know, but I think... | ||
| Have you looked at it? | ||
| I have looked at it. | ||
| What I think is going to happen is I think Dana... | ||
| There's no way Dana would let this happen without being part of it. | ||
| I think they come to agreement with the UFC and Dana's part of it. | ||
| And it happens. | ||
| Here's a question for you, Joe. | ||
| Who's going to commentate it? | ||
| It would be a boxing match. | ||
| It would be a boxing match. | ||
| Yeah, but you need someone who's knowledgeable on Conor McGregor. | ||
| You can't have three boxers. | ||
| No, it would be way, way better if they did it than if the UFC commentators did it. | ||
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No, you have to have both. | |
| I think you have to have one balls-deep boxing expert and one MMA expert. | ||
| Why, though? | ||
| Because it's not an MMA fight. | ||
| I know, but Conor comes from that background. | ||
| They can give you the history of Conor and all that stuff. | ||
| But the sport is boxing, so I feel like you could have somebody who just brush up on that, right? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I'd rather have someone who represents us. | ||
| Would you not do it, Joe? | ||
| No, I don't want to do that. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I want to watch it with you guys. | ||
| I want to get drunk. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| Listen, if that's happening, we're getting hammered and we're going to fucking broadcast it. | ||
| For the biggest companion of all time. | ||
| I'd rather do that than be there live. | ||
| I swear to God I would. | ||
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Hell yeah. | |
| I tell everybody, I'm like, I love commentating for the UFC, but I fucked up when I started doing the Fight Companion. | ||
| Because the Fight Companion is epic. | ||
| It's so much more fun when we get fucked up and we're laughing and howling at each other. | ||
| There's a knockout. | ||
| And we're watching the fight together. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I'm sorry, but it's better. | ||
| It is better. | ||
| Like, being there live is fucking insane. | ||
| And I enjoyed this past weekend, but I would have definitely enjoyed it more if you guys were there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And if there were better fights. | ||
| What the US should do is we should fucking... | ||
| We should make some sort of a deal where, like, we do it like this. | ||
| Like, let those other guys take over the commentary, and we'll just have this, like... | ||
| We'll have, like, two sound things you can choose. | ||
| You can choose A or B. Yeah, it's Spanish. | ||
| Instead it's just companion. | ||
| Companion button. | ||
| Have a Spanish interpreter? | ||
| Listen, man, you get to see people chill and have fun. | ||
| You don't even need a companion button. | ||
| You just flip on the internet. | ||
| It's too hard to sync. | ||
| Oh, the sync. | ||
| Syncing is annoying. | ||
| Syncing is annoying. | ||
| That should be like the Spanish channel. | ||
| It should be like a little button you press. | ||
| It's an option. | ||
| Yeah, like you get closed captions. | ||
| You know when you get closed captions? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| This should be a fight companion button. | ||
| You just put it on mute. | ||
| But I don't want it on mute. | ||
| I want to hear the slap of the kicks. | ||
| I want to hear dudes move around. | ||
| I want us to hear it. | ||
| I want us to be in here. | ||
| See, what we're missing is not that there's anything wrong with the commentary. | ||
| The commentary is great, but we can't really broadcast the commentary because it's not our product, right? | ||
| But if we were sitting here, we were watching it, and we had a raw feed where there was no commentary, just slaps and punches and kicks. | ||
| And we would also have our own take on what the fuck is happening rather than the commentator's take. | ||
| And if we're wrong, it'd be even more hilarious. | ||
| Because four drunk stone dudes talking shit while they're making each other laugh. | ||
| What if they offered you a deal, but they said no weed? | ||
| You can't smoke weed. | ||
| He would say, okay, that doesn't make any sense. | ||
| That doesn't make any sense. | ||
| It's legal. | ||
| Like, marijuana is legal in California. | ||
| We're adults. | ||
| We pay taxes. | ||
| Just for weed itself, I'd have to stand up for weed. | ||
| You know, that's like if somebody said, you could do your stand-up, but you can't swear. | ||
| I'd be like, because of who? | ||
| Like, it's not hurting anybody if I swear. | ||
| It's not hurting anybody if I smoke weed. | ||
| No, I'm not gonna agree to that. | ||
| That's stupid. | ||
| Because I'm in a position where I don't have to agree to stupid shit. | ||
| That's a stupid thing to agree to. | ||
| Imagine you're working with someone, you're working with someone, they're like, I really like you, Brian, but I want you only wearing yellow. | ||
| Okay, you can work with me, but only wear yellow. | ||
| Do you understand? | ||
| Yellow is our color. | ||
| It's how we want to be represented. | ||
| When we're giving you ones and zeros, we want you to dress with appropriate colors. | ||
| That is fucking crazy. | ||
| So stupid. | ||
| Can't smoke weed. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| What do you want, a shitty show? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| What do you want, a less real show? | ||
| We could sponsor, get sponsored by certain weed companies. | ||
| Maybe no alcohol for Eddie. | ||
| Sponsored by certain wine chateaus. | ||
| Bypass on the alcohol for Eddie. | ||
| Perhaps a wine chateau. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| The alcohol. | ||
| Yeah, we don't necessarily need alcohol all the time, but every now and then we go off the rails. | ||
| For the main event. | ||
| For the main event. | ||
| A couple shots. | ||
| That's a good plan. | ||
| A couple shots. | ||
| What we're going to have to do is on the next studio I build, I'm going to have a button. | ||
| Where we're talking over each other button. | ||
| So a button I can press. | ||
| We don't have to say it, but we'll see flames all around us. | ||
| Like, oh, it's going bad. | ||
| We have videos behind us that show flames. | ||
| Okay, we're there, we're there, we're there. | ||
| Just to let us know. | ||
| How about a button? | ||
| Everyone has a button. | ||
| When they're talking, they hold their button, and then when they're done talking, boom. | ||
| We're all walkie-talkie. | ||
| Electric shock. | ||
| That would be weird. | ||
| You see who's live. | ||
| There's a light. | ||
| Dude, that would be so weird. | ||
| You can't get talked over. | ||
| They do have these things, these arms that we have, that have a light on it when it goes live. | ||
| That I didn't think would look good, but now I decided I'm a dork. | ||
| I want a little light on these things that light up when we're on the air. | ||
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That's kind of cool. | |
| Is it a green light? | ||
| No, it's red, bro. | ||
| Like the one on the air. | ||
| Like Brian Seacrest has. | ||
| No, it means fire, bro. | ||
| I see ya. | ||
| Brian Seacrest has one of those? | ||
| Do you think he wears makeup before he does radio? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Do you think his shirt has rips in it? | ||
| Two? | ||
| In his pants? | ||
| Like everything. | ||
| I fought that Puma P45 to kill those alpacas. | ||
| I spent two fucking weeks with that guy. | ||
| Did you fuck him? | ||
| Did you guys suck each other's dick? | ||
| He's a small guy. | ||
| He's about 140 maybe. | ||
| I enjoyed towering over him. | ||
| I don't know what you're talking about. | ||
| We got drunk in his study. | ||
| We were reading. | ||
|
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Was he cool? | |
| Was he like a guy's guy? | ||
| Or were you guys jacking each other up? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, he's a nice guy. | ||
| He's a friendly guy. | ||
| I've done his show before. | ||
| I said something to the effect of he did well this year. | ||
| He made $13 million that year. | ||
| I go, things went well. | ||
| He goes, having a lot of fun. | ||
| Having a lot of fun. | ||
| He's like, he produced the Kardashians. | ||
| He's involved with all that shit. | ||
| He's a beast. | ||
| He's getting. | ||
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Paid. | |
| Stupid Paid. | ||
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Paid. | |
| I think he's originally from Finland or somewhere. | ||
| He's originally not American. | ||
| Fucking foreigners. | ||
| I think. | ||
| Stealing all our fucking factory jobs. | ||
| Trump for president. | ||
| I think he's Swedish. | ||
| Is he from somewhere else? | ||
| Two-term Trump. | ||
| Two-term Trump. | ||
| I'm wrong. | ||
| He's killing the game. | ||
| On American Idol, there's two hosts, and the one guy's like, fuck it, this isn't going anywhere, and Seacrest stayed with it. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So he's from Georgia, so Brian just made that up? | ||
| But the Swedish parts are... | ||
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Yeah, Swedish. | |
| There's a Swedish section. | ||
| Now, would you say you're completely full of shit, or just half the time? | ||
| Yeah, there's Little Sweden and Jordan. | ||
| He's from Little Sweden and Jordan. | ||
| Is Jennifer Lopez still on one of those shows? | ||
| American Idol's no longer. | ||
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No? | |
| Jennifer Lopez is doing a cop show? | ||
| American Idol's no longer? | ||
| No. | ||
| I think they're bringing it back, but it's been off for a couple seasons. | ||
| Oh, Jennifer Lopez is doing that show with... | ||
| With Ray Liotta. | ||
| Isn't Steve Scharippa on that show? | ||
| That's the Ray Liotta. | ||
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Dude, did you see J-Lo at the Grammys? | |
| God... | ||
| Damn, she is fine. | ||
| She's 45. She gets better and better, man. | ||
| I think she's older than that. | ||
| I think she's 50 now. | ||
| Late 40s. | ||
| She and Rose McGowan are my two favorites as far as physically looking. | ||
| Yeah, don't ever compare those two. | ||
| Seems weird. | ||
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J-Lo's so good looking. | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| Rose McGowan is not a basic white girl. | ||
| Her face is very pretty. | ||
| I did something with her back in the day. | ||
| I did this thing for VH1 where I played a perverted fashion photographer that was just in it to get laid. | ||
| And I had a couple scenes with her. | ||
| She's cool as fuck. | ||
| And she's very pretty. | ||
| Her face is gorgeous. | ||
| Her body is gorgeous. | ||
| Marilyn Manson was getting that. | ||
| That's right! | ||
| We did this thing. | ||
| It was 1996, I think it was. | ||
| Somewhere along the way. | ||
| 97. We're talking about the girl from The Notebook? | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| Rose McGowan! | ||
| You're talking about the chick with the big eyes. | ||
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What was she in? | |
| What was Rose McGowan? | ||
| That's me naked. | ||
| That's my ass. | ||
| Oh shit! | ||
| You got the dick hanging out the front? | ||
| Yeah, my dick was showing. | ||
| Damn, she is gorgeous. | ||
| That's not Rose McGowan though. | ||
| I said to this girl, do you have any problems with nudity? | ||
| That's Rose McGowan. | ||
| You gotta see her in real life, dude. | ||
| She's beautiful, man. | ||
| Bad shot. | ||
| Look at Brian! | ||
| Look at him! | ||
| Brian! | ||
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Brian! | |
| Look at him! | ||
| This is me! | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Damn, you had your dick hanging out the front of me? | ||
| Yeah, I did. | ||
| I had to show her my dick because the idea was I had to say, do you have any problems with nudity? | ||
| And she said, no. | ||
| Cut to me naked taking a picture. | ||
| It was me just being a crazy person that was like really into photography. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| I was just trying to get laid. | ||
| I didn't know anything about photography. | ||
| That was like the joke. | ||
| It was made by a friend of mine who was one of the writers on his radio. | ||
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That's funny. | |
| How's Paul Simms? | ||
| Do you ever keep in touch with him? | ||
| Actually, I run into him or talk to him very rarely. | ||
| What's he up to? | ||
| Last time I talked to him was when Phil Hartman got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. | ||
| We went down there to be there for it. | ||
| There was like a whole celebration with a bunch of Phil Hartman fans. | ||
| Paul was working on a bunch of different shows. | ||
| He's always working on different things. | ||
| I think he did Boardwalk Empire for a while. | ||
| He did Atlanta, too. | ||
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What else did he do? | |
| Oh, that show's so good. | ||
| He's so awesome. | ||
| Paul's so smart, man. | ||
| He's one of the most... | ||
| Unusually talented people I ever met. | ||
| He's a writer? | ||
| Incredible writer. | ||
| Hilarious, but just super smart. | ||
| Cool as fuck. | ||
| News radio. | ||
| Did you ever see news radio? | ||
| The show he used to be on? | ||
| One of the greatest sitcoms ever. | ||
| Dude, he was the coolest guy ever to work for if you ran a show. | ||
| Because he didn't give a fuck if you came up with a funnier line. | ||
| No ego? | ||
| None. | ||
| Zero. | ||
| No, I know. | ||
| The whole writing crew was just about, get the best line out there. | ||
| So Dave Foley was constantly rewriting shit. | ||
| Constantly. | ||
| We would write jokes for each other. | ||
| We would see something, and Vicki Lewis would say to Andy, how about you try this? | ||
| She was amazing, too. | ||
| She was great, too. | ||
| Candy Alexander, amazing. | ||
| It was a crazy cast. | ||
| Super, super, super talented. | ||
| Andy Dick was amazing. | ||
| Andy Dick would kill you with the shit he would do. | ||
| Dude, I had to do many scenes with him, and you did an episode with him. | ||
| It's hard to keep a straight face. | ||
| If I'm supposed to be pissed, I'd be like, Andy, what happened? | ||
| And he would say something, and you'd be biting your face. | ||
| I would slap myself in the face in between takes to try to get... | ||
| I didn't laugh. | ||
| He's so funny and unpredictable. | ||
| He's so talented. | ||
| I did less than perfect with him, too. | ||
| And he would just come out and do shit, and you'd be like, what's he gonna do now? | ||
| And he was always fucking hilarious. | ||
| And there was Steven Root, who's one of the best actors I've ever met in my life. | ||
| He became this other person. | ||
| He would do a scene, he would just become someone else. | ||
| He just wasn't there anymore. | ||
| Like, he would be Jimmy James. | ||
| Like, he would get out of the room, he'd be Steven Root, he'd be hanging out with him, he's like this normal guy. | ||
| And then he'd come on the set with his suit on as Jimmy James, and he's Jimmy James. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| It was weird. | ||
| He was a real actor. | ||
| That guy's been acting forever. | ||
| Like, highly trained, skilled, like... | ||
| He was the only one in the cast that had a real character. | ||
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Yes. | |
| I mean, Phil was just an exaggerated Phil, but his character had a different way of talking, a different mannerism. | ||
| He had all planned that out. | ||
| It's an amazing, amazing show. | ||
| Chemistry like that is very rare. | ||
| It just creates gold. | ||
| It's really rare. | ||
| I don't know how we got to that, but that dude didn't give a fuck. | ||
| He's all about the best line. | ||
| Whatever the best line is. | ||
| Whoever's coming up with the best line. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But when you work in an environment like that, then it makes it fun. | ||
| When you work with someone who's super restrictive and they don't let you just express yourself, then those sitcoms are just the worst. | ||
| You've been in those environments, too. | ||
| It's fucking hard to do, man. | ||
| This is so easy. | ||
| To do a podcast is the easiest form of show business of all time. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| It is. | ||
| And for doing shit, it's the best form. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| It's the least managed, it's the least prepared, but if you're listening, if I'm doing something around my house, if I'm cleaning my office or something like that, I want to listen to a podcast. | ||
| Yep, me too. | ||
| I listen to when I work out now. | ||
| I used to only listen to music, now I listen to podcasts. | ||
| Jesus, you might be balls deep. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Balls deep in the world. | ||
| There's so much to learn. | ||
| In the games. | ||
| It's all your fingertips, man. | ||
| Yeah, I feel like you don't have enough time in the day to learn shit. | ||
| Well, you can hear the smartest people on the planet talk. | ||
| Like, you can go to Sam Harris' podcast and listen to the smartest motherfuckers on the planet have a conversation. | ||
| Or the dumbest. | ||
| You can listen to people who are super stupid to make yourself feel better. | ||
| I don't listen to them. | ||
| Do you think this is doing something to the way people communicate? | ||
| I do think that the world is becoming less brutal and ignorant in many ways. | ||
| For example, you'd find in, if we went back even 100 years, but let's say 130 years, you would find a large portion of the globe that could have a conversation with you on why slavery is necessary and can be virtuous in certain circumstances for certain people. | ||
| And you'd have no problem finding maybe half the globe who would have a serious conversation with you justifying a form of slavery. | ||
| And today, in 2017, you would be hard-pressed to find anyone who could morally or ethically justify the idea that you should own a slave. | ||
| Right, but no, no, no, in the world. | ||
| Also, it's economically not viable anymore. | ||
| See, like, if you could do something like Foxconn and have a bunch of people stocked up inside some place and feed them and house them, and they work 16 hours a day and jump off the building so much you have to put nets around? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What is the difference? | ||
| The only difference is they can leave. | ||
| It's like they can leave if they want to, but it's some weird kind of form of slavery. | ||
| There's always going to be indentured servitude or whatever it is, depending on the economy. | ||
| What I'm saying is that you would have, for example, the minute you said to people... | ||
| I know exactly what you're saying. | ||
| I know exactly what you're saying. | ||
| And that's progress to an extent where the concept... | ||
| It is to an extent, but isn't it bizarre? | ||
| What we're talking about, you get something from Japan, or China rather, and you know that it came from one of those kind of factories. | ||
| And you're okay with it. | ||
| I mean, we're all okay with it. | ||
| We have to be if you want a new iPhone. | ||
| Well, if you want any phone. | ||
| Even droids, Android, everything. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Samsung, I don't know how they make their shit. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm okay with it for the following reason. | ||
| We went through our own industrial revolution and, you know, the fact of the matter is that when economies are growing, you can look at a lot of examples. | ||
| Look at Korea 30 years ago. | ||
| Look at China 20 years ago. | ||
| Look at all these countries who have gained great prosperity and higher standards of living for massive sections of their population. | ||
| They all started that way. | ||
| They all started, you know, it's very difficult to grow your country to become an industrial powerhouse. | ||
| No, I totally understand that, Brian, but it's just weird that we allow people to pay people. | ||
| Essentially, it's not a company in China. | ||
| It's kind of an American company in a lot of ways. | ||
| It's a form of slavery. | ||
| It's a loophole in slavery. | ||
| It's way cheaper. | ||
| To have an involuntary slavery network than it is a... | ||
| If you make it instead of forced slavery, you're paying them so little that they can never leave. | ||
| You're just basically... | ||
| Instead of providing food for them, you're just basically giving them the money that you would spend. | ||
| If it was real slavery, you'd have to buy their food and shit. | ||
| And then you'd have to have guards and you'd have to pay guards and have the security system. | ||
| Well, they feed them there, too. | ||
| I mean, it's real creepy. | ||
| Yeah, it's a loophole. | ||
| And you've got to realize that even whoever owns the company, whether it's Chinese people, the American people, the American companies have these big deals with them for a reason. | ||
| Because they can take advantage of those loopholes. | ||
| And that's why they do it. | ||
| And because their manufacturing tolerances are super high. | ||
| They really know how to do... | ||
| But there is a lot of pressure from responsible corporate American companies, and they go in there because their shareholders find out about this stuff, and they go in there. | ||
| And by the way, I would imagine that a lot of people that work at Apple is going to sound really surprising, and these other companies are pretty ethical and moral and don't. | ||
| And I'm very familiar with not feeling good about the fact that their company might have a relationship with a Chinese affiliate who doesn't treat their work as well. | ||
| And in fact... | ||
| A lot of these corporations like Apple were very, very, and IBM, for example, were instrumental in going in there and saying, hold it. | ||
| We're not doing business this way. | ||
| Your environmental practices, I mean, there was a whole article about how IBM, if you do business with IBM, good luck, because you're vendors. | ||
| You're vendors. | ||
| Better be environmentally responsible. | ||
| IBM has these environmental standards that are just draconian almost for a lot of companies where it's like you may be environmentally responsible and you work for us and we're a big client for you, but how about the people that work for you? | ||
| How's that draconian though? | ||
| No, it's not draconian. | ||
| I'm saying that a lot of these corporations have to be responsible. | ||
| It's progressive. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Smart, in a lot of ways. | ||
| And it's smart, and they go, I don't want to do business where people are indentured. | ||
| No, you're definitely right. | ||
| You've got to say that. | ||
| But it's also a 100% fact. | ||
| I believe them. | ||
| But they are. | ||
| But hold on. | ||
| It's still, no matter what you just said that made it look cute, there's still a 100% fact those people make almost nothing. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And that's how you get your laptop made. | ||
| I mean, if you want to break it down to reality. | ||
| It's the only way. | ||
| You can say whatever you want, but it's the only way. | ||
| Do you think, though? | ||
| Do you think? | ||
| Is it possible that this can turn back around? | ||
| The idea of American manufacturing is like things that have been kicked around back and forth since... | ||
| You know, I mean this whole campaign got started essentially, right? | ||
| What was a big part of what Trump getting into office was bringing back American manufacturing. | ||
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Make America great again. | |
| We all know the story of Detroit. | ||
| We have all seen like how they're... | ||
| Oh, there's another fucking documentary that they're doing about this guy who's building a farm in Detroit, the largest farm. | ||
| They're making a huge farm in the middle of Detroit. | ||
| They're like knocking down all these buildings, buying up all this land. | ||
| And they're just going to build an urban farm. | ||
| But what were you going to ask, though? | ||
| What was the question about bringing manufacturing jobs back? | ||
| Yeah, I mean, the idea of it, the idea of, like, reigniting the manufacturing base of the United States and having everything, being American-made, being a big thing. | ||
| But when it comes to, like, electronics and things like that, is it even possible? | ||
| So here's the problem. | ||
| First of all, the reason that we don't pay crazy amounts, the reason that the consumers get to pay not a lot of money for a flat screen TV or whatever it might be, the reason prices seem to come down. | ||
| You can go to Walmart and buy a lot of shit for not as much money. | ||
| There's efficiency, right? | ||
| And there's a price for efficiency, of course. | ||
| But for the most part, if you look at the infrastructure that over 20 years China has built, with those factories that are so in It's incredibly efficient and clean and have just unlocked in to exactly how to churn out as much product. | ||
| And you're a company, and your bottom line is you're responsible, for example, if you're a public company, you're responsible to your shareholders to make them as much money, as many dividends as you can. | ||
| And on top of that turn of profit, you're going to make your product for as little money as possible. | ||
| And by the way, it's also going to allow you to bring the price down so your consumers can buy it. | ||
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Of course. | |
| Of course. | ||
| We all know this. | ||
| Without infrastructure. | ||
| Good luck with the American manufacturing sector trying to compete with the Chinese who have a 20-year head start. | ||
| And I think that's a fantasy. | ||
| Not only is bringing manufacturing jobs back to the US is a fantasy, but more importantly, we're not even using human beings more and more. | ||
| The real enemy to unemployment is automation. | ||
| It's not just the 400 million Chinese workers that showed up over the past 20 years. | ||
| It's automation. | ||
| Foxconn's CEO says investment for display plant in the U.S. would exceed $7 billion. | ||
| That's a lot of money. | ||
| Pretty amazing. | ||
| So they have these plants that are already set up in China, very high standards for tolerances for their manufacturing, for not just this, but also for clothes and all sorts of things are made. | ||
| We just had a meeting with this company, and they were saying how they went to American Factory, because they're looking to outsource shoes, t-shirts, all this stuff. | ||
| They went to American Factory, and then they went to the, in China, and he goes, China's like the Bentley or Royals Royce of factories. | ||
| And the one they went to in America that produces a lot of our American shit, he said it was awful. | ||
| Like there, they wouldn't even put up with it. | ||
| The standards aren't even close. | ||
| You wouldn't do business there. | ||
| Oh, so the people that are jumping out of buildings, is that a clean place or a dirty place? | ||
| Super clean. | ||
| Once they jump, it's clean. | ||
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They jump out of a clean building, Eddie. | |
| I mean, I know it seems like a fantasy, but doesn't it sound like we should try? | ||
| No, it'll never happen. | ||
| It'll never happen. | ||
| Fuck China. | ||
| Let's bring the jobs back here. | ||
| We've got to at least try. | ||
| At least give Trump a shot. | ||
| We are trying, but even Trump realizes and everybody realizes that there are some countries that do things more efficiently, right? | ||
| So, for example, just as a bad example, bananas are easier to grow in the Dominican Republic than they would because of the climate and all that than they would be in Detroit, right? | ||
| Just because of the weather and stuff. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| That's kind of the idea behind a global economy, the idea that certain countries have the infrastructure, have the cheaper labor, and it's easier to churn out more product. | ||
| Yeah, but you keep saying cheaper labor like it's no big deal. | ||
| I'm not saying it's no big deal. | ||
| Didn't we just talk about slave labor this whole time? | ||
| It also makes those countries wealthier. | ||
| How do you defend that? | ||
| And it raises their standard of living. | ||
| Sorta, yeah, but does it... | ||
| No, Brian, settle the fuck down. | ||
| It does, but it does in a way where you're doing it off the back of the people that are making $5 a week. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Okay, but that's what we keep saying, and you keep glossing over it. | ||
| That's a form of slavery. | ||
| When I'm trying to explain, like, why it's a problem to a lot of people that listen to this, you want to gloss over it and Fox News it up. | ||
| Sir, I don't listen to Fox News. | ||
| By the way, let's get a couple things straight. | ||
| Hey, you fuckers. | ||
| I don't get my news off of CNN or Fox News. | ||
| Guess who doesn't read? | ||
| I never watch news. | ||
| I don't watch news, you fuckers. | ||
| Where do you get your news? | ||
| YouTube? | ||
| I read different publications. | ||
| And I do a lot of blow. | ||
| I do a lot of blow. | ||
| I'm not glossing over anything. | ||
| All I'm trying to say is this, really simply. | ||
| I know, but you keep saying it. | ||
| We know what you're saying. | ||
| No, you're not listening. | ||
| What I'm saying is that... | ||
| I am definitely listening. | ||
| I understand that... | ||
| They got slavery down. | ||
| They got slavery down. | ||
| If you go over it one more time, I'm going to freak out myself. | ||
| Brian, you're being very repetitive. | ||
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That's why I interrupted you. | |
| No, I'm saying the standard of living in those countries has raised exponentially. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And because of foreign investment. | ||
| Because of slavery. | ||
| It's done off the back of these people that are making $5 a week. | ||
| It's still slavery. | ||
| It's not the same thing. | ||
| It's not slavery. | ||
| We're jumping out of buildings, Brian. | ||
| We got to... | ||
| Brian, it's illegal to make those people work like that in the United States for a fucking reason. | ||
| And they're human beings. | ||
| So if they're human beings in China and they're working in these horrendous conditions under insane hours, they are, Brian. | ||
| They live there. | ||
| They live in these factories. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| Some factories, you're 100% right. | ||
| I would never want to work that way. | ||
| In some factories, it's just a disco. | ||
| They go in, they give them a drink, everybody gets a foot massage. | ||
| I'm not apologizing. | ||
| I'm not saying. | ||
| I'm not saying. | ||
| Guys, I'm not saying that it's not. | ||
| You're so Fox News. | ||
| I am not saying. | ||
| I'm with you, Callan. | ||
| I have nothing against slavery. | ||
| No, I'm not saying that I believe in slave labor or that it's not hard work. | ||
| I'm just saying that every country has industrialized the same way. | ||
| If their factory was filled with a bunch of hot women from Norway that were sweaty all the time and their breasts were hanging out, we'd be fucking trying to save them. | ||
| We can't make them work these hours. | ||
| We just can't do it. | ||
| But because it's Chinese people, Brian's like, the economy is really doing great. | ||
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No, I'm not! | |
| Look at these slaves! | ||
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No, I'm not! | |
| Under the backs of these slaves, this economy is growing. | ||
| The Chinese are demanding higher wages so they're exporting their jobs to other countries. | ||
| At the end of the week, they can buy a Subway sandwich footlong. | ||
| Fuck off. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I am not. | ||
| I'm not saying anything like that. | ||
| At the end of the week, no soda. | ||
| Stop mischaracterizing me. | ||
| You're mischaracterizing me. | ||
| You can have that little plastic cup and get some water. | ||
| How much would an iPhone cost if we built it in the United States? | ||
| A thousand million dollars. | ||
| One million dollars! | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| They're like 700 bucks now, right? | ||
| Well, first of all, we literally don't have the kind of factory, so you'd have to build the factory. | ||
| Six months? | ||
| So it would cost billions of dollars to build one of those super high-tech factories. | ||
| Oh, that's too much money. | ||
| You would have to hire people. | ||
| And he falls asleep. | ||
| That's too much. | ||
| You'd have to hire people. | ||
| Substantial wage. | ||
| But it could be done. | ||
| It's not an impossible thing. | ||
| It was done in China. | ||
| It could be done over here. | ||
| They could make iPhones here. | ||
| But it would cost more. | ||
| It would definitely cost more. | ||
| They just use Mexicans. | ||
| The price would go up. | ||
| But don't you think the country should subsidize fucking iPhones instead of corn? | ||
| Because all these cunts are putting corn in everything. | ||
| And corn syrup and this and that. | ||
| And everybody's getting fat as fuck. | ||
| And people are dying of heart attacks. | ||
| This is goddamn corn porn. | ||
| Protein and corn powder. | ||
| Can I just talk for a second? | ||
| That'll be okay. | ||
| All this corn in everything. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Maybe we subsidize cell phones. | ||
| Talk to the lobbies. | ||
| Because you need that more than you need fucking corn. | ||
| Talk to Archer Daniel Midland's lobbying efforts. | ||
| They're very strong. | ||
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They'll just be too expensive. | |
| They'll just talk to me about slaves and how good they are. | ||
| How important it is. | ||
| I chose slavery, motherfucker. | ||
| It's a free country. | ||
| I can say what I want. | ||
| But you know those, the guys that own these factories in China, you know they're down to, like, they want to assassinate Trump, right? | ||
| You think so? | ||
| If he's really going to pull those... | ||
| Oh, they're not threatened at all. | ||
| It takes so long to do that. | ||
| Here's a loop. | ||
| You don't think they're worried about that? | ||
| No, Eddie, no one's going to do it unless... | ||
| Look, first of all, you hear what he was talking about, like putting taxes on Mexico to build the wall and stuff like that. | ||
| All those proposals have to get through. | ||
| Congress. | ||
| Yeah, and good luck. | ||
| Good luck with all that. | ||
| And especially because he doesn't... | ||
| See, the thing about running a country is it's very different than running a business. | ||
| There's a bunch of checks and balances. | ||
| If he's running a business, he's the king. | ||
| There was this thing that John Oliver had on a show. | ||
| We were talking about how he would exaggerate about the amount of floors in his building. | ||
| You know, you think you're on the 14th floor, but you're really on the 8th floor. | ||
| Because he would say there's like 68 floors. | ||
| And there are 58. Yeah. | ||
| He just does whatever he wants, but it makes it look more exciting. | ||
| Just a fact check ever? | ||
| No, but you can't... | ||
| When you're dealing with Congress, that's not going to work. | ||
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Yeah, we're going to need facts. | |
| Because when you run... | ||
| If you run it like that... | ||
| See, the reason why it's good that there's this bureaucracy in place, bureaucracy in place, is that if someone isn't with the right or the left, they're on their own, and they want to run this thing, like, I'm going to bring my own security, I'm going to run it... | ||
| Nobody's going to be on your side. | ||
| And those people have to be on your side. | ||
| So then you have to figure out how you're going to work with these people to get things on your side. | ||
| But you have to do it legally. | ||
| And you're being watched with a microscope. | ||
| Everybody's looking at everything you do. | ||
| That's why this guy... | ||
| They're challenging me in court. | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Flynn? | ||
| Flynn. | ||
| He got removed today. | ||
| He had to step down. | ||
| In a business, what he did would have been, mum, mum, under the table. | ||
| Everybody shut the fuck up. | ||
| They're doing deals. | ||
| They're talking to people. | ||
| You were talking to the Russians. | ||
| You mischaracterized what you said. | ||
| What did he do? | ||
| We should look it up very specifically. | ||
| But what I understand is he had an inappropriate conversation with Russian emissaries about sanctions. | ||
| We can't have that. | ||
| Whether or not those sanctions would be eased up under the... | ||
| Because we have sanctions on Russia because of what they did in Crimea. | ||
| Please pull that back up so we can read the... | ||
| National Security Advisor Michael Flynn resigns. | ||
| And then you scroll down a little bit there. | ||
| It says National Security Advisor Michael Flynn has resigned after reports that he misled senior White House officials about his conversations with Russia. | ||
| The liberals are freaking out right now and screaming into their lattes. | ||
| Actually, conservatives are. | ||
| I know. | ||
| President Trump has named, but the liberals are fucking, they're ready to light shit on fire. | ||
| They're gonna go down to Starbucks and kick the door in. | ||
| Retired Army Lieutenant General Keith Kellogg as acting National Security Advisor. | ||
| Kellogg previously served as Flynn's Chief of Staff. | ||
| Blah blah blah blah the embattled Flynn blamed his resignation late Monday on the fast pace of events that led him to Inadvertently give Vice President Pence and others incomplete information in quote about his phone conversations with Russia's ambassador to the US Sergei Kisilyak Remember they probably recorded those conversations And if he said anything about sanctions being eased up when Trump comes into power, etc., that would be very inappropriate. | ||
| I have sincerely apologized to the President and the Vice President, and they have accepted my apology, Flynn wrote in his resignation letter. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| This is weird, man. | ||
| Yeah, really weird. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Pence had defended Flynn's contact with Russia, and when it became clear the National Security Advisor had not been forthcoming, serious questions were raised about his ability to keep the job. | ||
| This is fucking House of Cards. | ||
| Like, House of Cards is real. | ||
| Especially since Russia, according to both sides of the aisle, was probably involved in hacking. | ||
| Don't say that. | ||
| You keep saying hacking. | ||
| Because they didn't do anything that actually affected the election. | ||
| They might have done something that affected people's perceptions, and might have affected the way they vote, but what they did was never disputed. | ||
| Like, when the information they pulled up, no one's ever saying it's fake. | ||
| They're saying it's true. | ||
| So what they did, where they showed that Hillary was rigging the primaries against Bernie Sanders, To say that that influenced the election, yes, it did. | ||
| But it influenced it because what they did was dirty as fuck and business as usual, and then people got a chance to look at it. | ||
| Well, they also know that Russian agents, or it's alleged that Russian agents hacked into certain DNC computers. | ||
| So for high-level Democrats, that's all. | ||
| Well, I don't know if there is proof, but the bottom line is, even if they did do it, what they released is something that we should know about. | ||
| Because we should know that the Democratic Party is against one of the most popular people of the Democratic Party that just wasn't playing ball. | ||
| That's Bernie Sanders. | ||
| Bernie Sanders is a guy who's legitimately altruistic. | ||
| Like, seems like it. | ||
| Seems like a guy who's legitimately not controlled by money. | ||
| Seems like a guy who's legitimately looking, maybe even misguided, by some economics, economist standards. | ||
| Maybe even misguided, but the idea that he's trying to change the income inequality in this country in some way, shape, or form. | ||
| At the very least, he's opening up the dialogue about it. | ||
| And the Hillary's and all the other people are fucking hitting the brakes on that shit. | ||
| And we found out about it. | ||
| So we found out about the crazy bureaucracy. | ||
| We found out about Hillary talking about marijuana and saying that she's against it in every sense of the word. | ||
| Marijuana legalization. | ||
| She's helping people Are you saying she's corrupt? | ||
| That's a monster. | ||
| A person who would say that she's against marijuana legalization in every sense of the word, that person is an enemy of history. | ||
| Like, you're a selfish monster who's willing to do something completely irrational just for personal gain. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| That's horrible. | ||
| That's been a knock on Hillary from day one. | ||
| And there's a whole paper trail of that. | ||
| The pot thing, though, is so scary. | ||
| Of her corruption. | ||
| And people don't think it's scary because it's pot and pot sounds silly. | ||
| But it's not about pot. | ||
| It's about freedom. | ||
| It's about you doing something that doesn't hurt anybody else and someone deciding that they can lock you in a cage because they write some things down on paper. | ||
| And it's no different if she wants to do that than if someone in this room wants to lock one of us up. | ||
| Like if the five of us got together and one of us wanted to lock one of us up because one of us is smoking pot. | ||
| It's that fucking stupid. | ||
| It's really that stupid. | ||
| It's an insane, insane law. | ||
| And the fact that she was totally down to keep that law going in every sense of the word. | ||
| That's an insane person. | ||
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Yeah, Brian. | |
| Well, it's not just that. | ||
| Her Clinton Foundation was a pay-per-flight. | ||
| Look up. | ||
| What's gone now, right? | ||
| Isn't it deteriorating? | ||
| What a surprise that it folded up. | ||
| How amazing that she no longer has any influence in government. | ||
| And all of a sudden, all those donations folded up. | ||
| What a surprise. | ||
| I thought it was an altruistic organization, but now that they can't grant anybody favors, all you have to do, don't look this up now, but if you're listening, Uranium One deal, Whitewater, and Travelgate. | ||
| Just remember those three things and look up how corrupt the Clintons were. | ||
| And this is why a lot of people have a problem with the ideologues on the left, because they won't acknowledge that. | ||
| So everybody that sees that and sees the deep, deep, deep... | ||
| Just integrated corruption. | ||
| That it's just almost inoperable corruption. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| They see that, and they don't want to admit it because they say Trump is bad. | ||
| And if you talk about it, they say Trump is bad. | ||
| And they have valid concerns about Trump. | ||
| But that doesn't negate all the problems with her. | ||
| It just doesn't. | ||
| Trump is elected because the Democrats decided to nominate somebody who, in 2008, the Democratic voters already told you they didn't like, they didn't trust, women didn't trust her. | ||
| Not just men, women didn't trust her. | ||
| So at the end of the day, you guys, you know, the Democrats put up a candidate that people didn't trust. | ||
| They just didn't. | ||
| She just had a history of it. | ||
| Any time she talked, any time a word came out of her mouth, I didn't believe anything. | ||
| She's just the most insincere bad actress out there. | ||
| Her husband, man, he was believable. | ||
| You wanted to believe Bill Clinton, but he was just better at lying. | ||
| But she's terrible at lying, right? | ||
| Is she terrible? | ||
| Do you believe anything she says? | ||
| You know, it's hard to imagine that the system is so fucked up that it's missing key players so badly that someone that flawed could get to a position where the country has to choose whether or not this insanely flawed person gets to run the country. | ||
| Like, that's crazy. | ||
| There's so many people. | ||
| She was intelligent, ambitious, energetic. | ||
| I understand all these things. | ||
| Because the smart people don't want to run, right? | ||
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Exactly. | |
| And that's the problem. | ||
| And rightly so. | ||
| Why would you want that shitty job? | ||
| Why'd you want that shitty job? | ||
| Because I'm pro-slavery? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You can't do what you used to be able to do with that job. | ||
| That job was a good job when you were JFK. It's not a good job when you're fucking Obama. | ||
| It's not a good job. | ||
| It's stressful now. | ||
| You're dying out there. | ||
| See, Obama's having the time of his life now. | ||
| Party. | ||
| How much weed do you think he smokes every week? | ||
| Oh, non-stop. | ||
| Do you think he eats edibles and thinks about drones? | ||
| Didn't he stop smoking in the middle of his presidency? | ||
| No, before I thought. | ||
| I'll ask you again. | ||
| Do you think he eats edibles and thinks about drones? | ||
| That's my president. | ||
| I'm not going to answer that question. | ||
| It's not your president. | ||
| Oh, not anymore. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Donald Trump's your president. | ||
| Biatch? | ||
| That's true. | ||
| No, did you see that girl who got tattooed on her side? | ||
| I put it up on my Instagram. | ||
| She got it tattooed on her side. | ||
| Trump is not my fucking president. | ||
| You live in America, bitch. | ||
| That's your president. | ||
| But how deep is that? | ||
| Imagine going down on her. | ||
| You pull her shirt off and you're like... | ||
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So intense. | |
| I like all that, though. | ||
| That's what makes our democracy vibrant. | ||
| Disagreement. | ||
| Oh, stop saying that Trump is not my fucking president tattoo on someone's side makes our democracy vibrant, because that's not correct. | ||
| Freedom of speech, sir. | ||
| But writing that on your body forever? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's crazy. | ||
| Because in four years, they're like, yeah, mind me. | ||
| Last night. | ||
| Last night. | ||
| While Donald Trump was running for the Republican nomination, I really didn't pay that much attention to him. | ||
| I heard crazy shit. | ||
| I always said crazy shit about Mexicans. | ||
| He said this and that, and I'm like, damn, he sounds like a crazy man. | ||
| Didn't really pay attention. | ||
| But when he won the nomination and he was going against Hillary, I started to pay attention. | ||
| But then you always hear about shit he said in the past, although I never heard it. | ||
| But when he was running against Hillary and they were debating... | ||
| I agree. | ||
| To me, he just seemed like an honest shit talker. | ||
| That's what he seemed like, an honest shit talker. | ||
| You know, he's not politically correct. | ||
| He's saying some abrasive shit, but he's being honest. | ||
| And Hillary wasn't being honest at all. | ||
| So last night, I went back and I said, you know what? | ||
| People keep saying all this shit that Donald Trump said. | ||
| I go, let me... | ||
| I went to YouTube. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| The library was closed. | ||
| But I went to YouTube and I punched him. | ||
| Donald Trump's worst quotes and like the worst of Donald Trump. | ||
| And I smoked a bowl and I'm like, let me fucking find out what the fuck he's saying. | ||
| And he talks shit. | ||
| I agreed with most... | ||
| I didn't really think anything was bad. | ||
| I was like, is this a pro-Donald Trump video? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, because people always hear that he said, like, the worst shit. | ||
| Like, he's saying shit about Mexicans. | ||
| What is he saying? | ||
| Is he calling them wetbacks? | ||
| You know, what is he saying? | ||
| No, they exaggerate everything. | ||
| They exaggerate everything. | ||
| And I think a lot of what you saw... | ||
| They compare him to Hitler now and Stalin. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| And I'm like, wait a minute. | ||
| I went back. | ||
| And I swear to God, I had to check, because I was just going through video after video. | ||
| Yeah, you're like, I don't get it. | ||
| Is it pro-Trump or against Trump? | ||
| This is his worst shit? | ||
| To me, it sounds like a boss. | ||
| You know, he's a shit-talker dude. | ||
| And the guy, then I went back and watched the shit he was saying while he was running against Ted Cruz and Rubio. | ||
| Those guys seem like, they seem like they're hypnotized. | ||
| They're like MKUltra. | ||
| No, we know what they're going to say. | ||
| They're all full of shit! | ||
| I never had a problem with Trump of what he said. | ||
| My problem with Trump is that he doesn't... | ||
| Yeah, he's totally real! | ||
| My worry about Trump is that he's... | ||
| I think he's very, very narcissistic, but I also think he doesn't seem that informed or that interested in knowing what he doesn't know. | ||
| That was always my worry about him. | ||
| That's why you surround yourself with some beast. | ||
| It could be a double cross. | ||
| I'm not sold on Trump, but the one thing is... | ||
| Thank God he's not drunk. | ||
| Hey, you went to the bathroom. | ||
| I haven't seen you do that in a long time. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| I've been here for a while. | ||
| I had to get here for a meeting an hour early, so I've been drinking. | ||
| I hit my wall. | ||
| I was just happy that Hillary didn't win. | ||
| That could have been anybody on the other side. | ||
| All the shit on Hillary and her camp, the people that run her shit, that's too dark for me. | ||
| I don't want that to keep going. | ||
| She could have been running against Bozo the Clown. | ||
| I would have been Bozo, Bozo, Bozo. | ||
| Or D's nuts. | ||
| That's what a lot of people did. | ||
| There's two things that are good about having someone like Trump in office. | ||
| One thing is that people are going to get energized now and they realize that voting works and there's real consequences to not voting and the person that you maybe didn't want And then also, we have to re-examine our electoral college system that was created back when people couldn't fucking communicate with their representatives. | ||
| You couldn't get to Washington. | ||
| You couldn't just vote instantaneously on your email or your computer. | ||
| 100% should be a way that you vote online. | ||
| Just like you can bank. | ||
| Just your email. | ||
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Make it easy. | |
| That's your email. | ||
| No, that's not good because you have a social security number. | ||
| Everybody has one. | ||
| That's what you should be able to enter. | ||
| You should be able to enter into an app that everybody gets. | ||
| You have a photo. | ||
| You stand there. | ||
| It takes a photo of you. | ||
| It takes your fingerprint like it does when you order something with Apple Pay or some shit and vote. | ||
| It's not hard to do. | ||
| It's not hard to do. | ||
| They can do it. | ||
| They just don't want to invest any time. | ||
| It's way easier to control controlled groups of people. | ||
| As soon as you have everybody that's over 18 having access to vote instantaneously with their phone, you're going to get a very different result. | ||
| And you're going to get people like Justin Bieber becoming president. | ||
| Like really? | ||
| You gotta understand. | ||
| We have a popularity contest. | ||
| That's what being the president is. | ||
| It's fucking ridiculous. | ||
| If you look at the amount of people that are on Instagram or on Twitter, like people that have like 49 million followers, at any given time, one of those motherfuckers can string together some really good sentences and we're like, George Clooney for president! | ||
| We'll fucking do it. | ||
| We don't even care if you're good at it. | ||
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Katy Perry. | |
| Katy Perry would be like, she's so powerful and so amazing! | ||
| I know! | ||
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She knows she can do it. | |
| Lady Gaga could be the fucking president of the United States. | ||
| Mark my words. | ||
| She was on the Super Bowl. | ||
| She said she was a hundred nine million. | ||
| How many she got? | ||
| Okay, Selena Gomez could be president. | ||
| I'll vote for her right now. | ||
| I don't even know who she is. | ||
| She's dating the weekend. | ||
| I'm so lost. | ||
| I'm so out of the loop. | ||
| The problem you'd have to solve with the Electoral College is that if you do it just by popular vote like that, that's one issue with it, but also the fact that states that are not very populated would get ignored by the government. | ||
| They would get ignored when it comes to passing bills that help them or getting funding or subsidies, but also maybe they'd have to stop growing fucking corn and putting it in everything! | ||
| And get with the times. | ||
| Everybody's dying from corn, Brian! | ||
| Corn! | ||
| There's hope in you, man. | ||
| Corn-fed cunts. | ||
| You turned on Hillary. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| Oh yeah, I never liked Hillary, Bob. | ||
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I was under the impression that you were pro-Hillary. | |
| I'm a libertarian, brother. | ||
| I'm a pretty conservative guy. | ||
| But there was no good choices. | ||
| There was no good choices. | ||
| No. | ||
| I couldn't. | ||
| Nobody wants to do it. | ||
| Hey, but I'm down to give Trump a chance to turn the economy around. | ||
| You have no other choice, Eddie. | ||
| He might. | ||
| There's a lot of pro-growth. | ||
| I'm not going to go after him, but I'm not sold on Trump. | ||
| But I like what he's saying. | ||
| I like that he's honest. | ||
| He's definitely... | ||
| He never said... | ||
| He never called Mexicans wetbacks or anything like that. | ||
| He just said... | ||
| He said the same shit Bill Clinton said about immigration in more of an abrasive way. | ||
| That's all. | ||
| He was more abrasive about it. | ||
| But Bill Clinton said the same shit. | ||
| He said all the same shit that people are upset about Trump. | ||
| He got his dick sucked in the White House. | ||
| That's not a big deal, man. | ||
| That's not a big deal. | ||
| Whoa, I celebrate that. | ||
| Let him go. | ||
| Hey, what about JFK? JFK had an affair with Marilyn Monroe while he was married. | ||
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A lot of women. | |
| Allegedly. | ||
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JFK, the best dressed president of all time, too. | |
| He had 11 affairs during his presidency. | ||
| Although, that could be bullshit. | ||
| That could be disinformation. | ||
| Oh, no, it's Will documented. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Maybe they were trying to smear him. | ||
| Here's my question. | ||
| He had chlamydia. | ||
| Should Donald Trump, if anything positive happens from this, it's going to inspire other people that are unconventional type candidates to run that might be better or more likely than him. | ||
| Nah, two-time Trump. | ||
| Two-term? | ||
| Two-term Trump? | ||
| You think so? | ||
| If the economy is doing well, he'll get another shot. | ||
| If it's not- You know what I like about Trump is the CIA is so against him, like John O'Brennan, the director. | ||
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Who's that? | |
| He's the director of the CIA. He's publicly against him. | ||
| Then it's a good thing. | ||
| He's not the director of the CIA anymore, Brian? | ||
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No. | |
| There's something good about Trump if that guy's against him. | ||
| Pompeo, I believe. | ||
| What happened with this fellow that used to be the head of the CIA? The head of the CIA is appointed by the president. | ||
| It's a civilian appointment. | ||
| John O'Brennan right now. | ||
| You're usually a civilian who runs the CIA. And you're appointed by the president. | ||
| Eddie says John O'Brien. | ||
| John O'Brennan's the director right now. | ||
| I believe it's Pompeo, isn't it? | ||
| He was. | ||
| He was Obama's director. | ||
| Oh, they switched it up? | ||
| Okay, he's out. | ||
| So he was Obama's director and he doesn't like the president. | ||
| Oh, he's going against him publicly. | ||
| Because obviously Obama didn't like the president. | ||
| Publicly. | ||
| You could punch that up. | ||
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John O'Brennan. | |
| Trump appoints the head of the CIA. So he has his boyfriend. | ||
| He decides who, yeah. | ||
| I'm not sure if he does. | ||
| You think he does? | ||
| Well, he just said. | ||
| He just read it and said it. | ||
| And Halpern, the deputy director, was under investigation for running black sites. | ||
| So, you know, if you want to talk about a controversial undersecretary... | ||
| Say that again? | ||
| Halpern, is it Valerie Halpern? | ||
| She was an operative who ran a lot of the extraordinary rendition sites, the black sites where detainees under American supervision were tortured. | ||
| She ran that. | ||
| She was there. | ||
| She was brought up with the Senate Arms, the Intelligence Committee, and questioned. | ||
| What do you think it's like to bang a chick who runs a torture operation? | ||
| You better go hard in the paint. | ||
| I tried to look for pictures. | ||
| I couldn't find pictures. | ||
| You better go hard in the fucking paint. | ||
| Hard in the paint. | ||
| You better go hard in the paint. | ||
| Chains, whips. | ||
| She's a controversial character, man. | ||
| Some guys are into that, but I'm not into any kind of paint. | ||
| I'm way too lazy for that. | ||
| No pain. | ||
| I'm not going to be tied up. | ||
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Don't scratch me. | |
| Don't bite me. | ||
| Don't scratch me. | ||
| No biting. | ||
| Don't bite my lip. | ||
| I'm not going to choke you out. | ||
| I can't punch you. | ||
| I don't like it. | ||
| This Fifty Shades of Grey has got people confused as fuck. | ||
| Some guys are into that! | ||
| There's no Fifty Shades of Browns. | ||
| That's from working in a fucking office. | ||
| That's what that shit's from. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Being suppressed, working in that cubicle, constantly worried about human resources. | ||
| You get out of there, you want some bitch to tie you up and shit in your mouth. | ||
| That's what truth is. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| You get fucking crazy. | ||
| I told you I dated a dominatrix, right? | ||
| In New York. | ||
| Was it crazy? | ||
| Dude, she brought me to her quote-unquote dungeon, which was really a fancy apartment. | ||
| Oh, you put on a gimp suit? | ||
| No, she liked it, but I was kind of dominant, because I don't know if you guys know I'm an alpha male. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| She had a chair. | ||
| Did I tell you this? | ||
| She had a chair, yeah, where you could tie your balls. | ||
| Yeah, go ahead. | ||
| You'd sit in a chair and there was a hole in the chair and your balls and cock would hang between the chair and she would put a ring at the base of where your cock and your balls meet and then you'd be chained to the floor and then she'd do whatever the fuck she wanted. | ||
| What did she do? | ||
| She said that her biggest clientele were all lawyers, mostly lawyers. | ||
| There was something about lawyers that liked to be dominated. | ||
| Did she kick you in the balls, B? When I worked at the strip club as a DJ, there was guys that would come in and they would sit in the lap dance booth and want the girls and knee him in the balls. | ||
| What the fuck is wrong with them? | ||
| That makes me feel sick. | ||
| One a year. | ||
| Every year, one dude will come. | ||
| Just a freak. | ||
| Well, some guys like to be cut. | ||
| They like to be electrocuted. | ||
| I think there's also some real scientific inquiry into this, and they think that some people feel pain differently. | ||
| Which makes sense. | ||
| If you could be born with something wrong with your body, right? | ||
| If you could be born with some sort of a birth defect, why can't you be born with some sort of a defect in the way your body senses pain? | ||
| We're just assuming, like, you know, I don't like pain, you don't like pain. | ||
| You're like, fuck, pain must be awful to everybody. | ||
| I think some people are numb, and pain gives them, like, a vital shot in the arm to let them know they're still alive. | ||
| That's why people, a lot of depressed people like tattoos. | ||
| Oops, what was I saying? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| According to Richard Walter, who's a big-time profiler for sadism, he's the guy who wrote the double helix, basically, on serial killers and how a serial killer becomes. | ||
| And he solves a lot of these cold cases, but he's an FBI profiler who deals with the worst cases, like the real sadists. | ||
| Sweet job. | ||
| So there's certain people that get off on the act of killing, right? | ||
| And in fact, they'll almost kill you, then bring you back to life. | ||
| They're real sick fuckers. | ||
| But he said all of those people, including cannibals and things, they all are getting a sexual charge out of whatever it is they do. | ||
| So, Cyril, regardless, it's power over the person. | ||
| But according to him, there's always a sexual drive for it. | ||
| That's so weird. | ||
| Yeah, like the one guy who they found, he was a cannibal, and he couldn't, he finally killed his two wives and they caught him because he just would do all these terrible things. | ||
| But he couldn't feel, when they found him, he had hat pins, I think this was in the 40s, 50s. | ||
| He had hat pins in his ass and his balls. | ||
| He had pins in his balls and hat pins stuffed in his ass. | ||
| And he was walking around, and he said that basically he had trouble feeling anything. | ||
| Anything. | ||
| And so he would stick these needles in his balls, and they found him. | ||
| They're like, wait, why are you killing eight people? | ||
| You torture people. | ||
| Let's start with your mother. | ||
| Well, wait a minute. | ||
| You got hat pins in your asshole. | ||
| Did you hear about the guy in Canada? | ||
| And pins in your balls. | ||
| Did you hear about the guy in Canada that had a mental episode on a bus, and he brought a knife with him in bags, like plastic bags, killed this guy, cut his head off with a knife, and then ate his eyeballs on the bus. | ||
| Beheaded a guy on a crowded bus. | ||
| People were on the bus. | ||
| They were sleeping. | ||
| It was late at night. | ||
| Cut this guy's fucking head off. | ||
| Ate his eyes. | ||
| They deemed him mentally ill. | ||
| They gave him medication, and they just released him. | ||
| What? | ||
| Hello, Canada. | ||
| What part of Canada? | ||
| Windsor? | ||
| Can't do shows there. | ||
| Was it Windsor, Ontario? | ||
| Where was it? | ||
| Where was it? | ||
| It says Manitoba. | ||
| Manitoba, sorry. | ||
| No one woke up? | ||
| Manitoba. | ||
| I don't know if people woke up or not, but there was cops that were outside while the guy was already dead and he was eating them. | ||
| There was cops and first responders that wound up committing suicide, apparently. | ||
| See if that's true. | ||
| That's what I had read, that it was such a gruesome, horrific scene that some first responders committed suicide. | ||
| But people, like, I got in, like, debate with people online about this. | ||
| They're like, look, he had a psychotic episode. | ||
| As long as he takes his medication, he'll be fine. | ||
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Fuck that. | |
| And I was like, well, even if that's the case, the fact that someone could ever, in their existence, in their time, in their consciousness on Earth, be capable of sawing someone's head off with a knife and then eating their eyeballs on a bus, You can't ever let them out of your sight. | ||
| Because he never did that until he did it once. | ||
| He never did that until he did it once, and then he did it once. | ||
| Now you know he can do it. | ||
| So for you to let him go, I don't care what you say about mental illness, that is so irresponsible. | ||
| And he might have a relapse. | ||
| We don't know how he's going to react to the medication. | ||
| It never happened before, then it happened. | ||
| Which means it can happen. | ||
| I feel the same way about pedophiles. | ||
| If you rape the child, and you go through all the therapy in the world, I don't care. | ||
| I can't let you out. | ||
| Canadians are so fucking nice. | ||
| They're too nice. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
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The guy salts on his head off, ate the eyeballs, and he's back on the street. | |
| He didn't know any better. | ||
| He feels bad. | ||
| He feels super bad. | ||
| My bad. | ||
| Canadians are the nicest people I've ever come across. | ||
| I think they're the nicest nation. | ||
| They're pretty cool. | ||
| They're amazing. | ||
| They're so fucking nice. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that's how something like that flies over there. | ||
| They have a social justice warrior president or prime minister. | ||
| Trudeau? | ||
| He's hilarious. | ||
| He wanted all the refugees. | ||
| Gadsad? | ||
| Do you know Gads? | ||
| Yeah, I know Gadsad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, Gads has been, you know, he lives up there in Montreal. | ||
| He's a professor in Montreal. | ||
| And he just highlights all the ridiculous policies that this guy keeps promoting and the stuff that he gets behind. | ||
| What they're doing up there is really strange. | ||
| You could get arrested if you say things about certain people. | ||
| They don't have freedom of speech the way we have it. | ||
| They have these human rights councils that decide whether or not you should be able to do shit. | ||
| So if you get heckled by some lesbians and you call them a dirty dyke and say, go eat her asshole, you dirty bitch, or say something crazy like that, you could get arrested and then sued and lose. | ||
| And that happened in Vancouver. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| There's law, they have crazy laws as far as like using gender pronouns. | ||
| There's a large pushback to that in Canada too. | ||
| Well, Jordan Peterson's a big part of that pushback. | ||
| Without him, a lot of that would have just been swallowed up by the academics. | ||
| He's one of the first academics to stand up and go, hey guys, this is fucking crazy and this is just controlling people. | ||
| And when you start controlling people like this, it goes down this dirty road and this dirty road is a dictator. | ||
| This dirty road is like ideologies and dominating your patterns of speech and the whole marketplace of free ideas. | ||
| According to somebody else's agenda. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| According to the agenda of equality, that great fuzzy utopia in the sky. | ||
| And if you listen to Jordan Peterson, he knows so much about Marxism that it shows you, like, oh, this is a pattern of human thinking. | ||
| It starts off by people that were really, like, well-intentioned, they're intellectuals, they're very kind, they're sympathetic, they're progressive, and they want everyone to be nice. | ||
| So one of the ways they do it is to be really evil to people they think are not nice. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| And then you create this fucking war. | ||
| Because they look at them as predators. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And that's that sort of like infantile... | ||
| But the problem is the people on the other side don't look at it that way. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So you're starting this thing and you're creating two shored up defenses and walls of offense. | ||
| You push in. | ||
| You start Molotov cocktailing universities that are giving speeches by guys who are Republicans. | ||
| You create that UC Berkeley thing. | ||
| Yeah, what happened with Milo? | ||
| I pulled him out of the fucking building to save his life. | ||
| People are rioting outside the building. | ||
| They did $100,000 worth of damage to the school. | ||
| For thinking. | ||
| I thought Berkeley was so tolerant. | ||
| What a surprise. | ||
| They lit cars on fire. | ||
| We were in Portland. | ||
| Milo was there and someone got shot at this thing. | ||
| Somebody got shot in the stomach right by us. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, it's crazy. | ||
| And if you listen to what he's saying... | ||
| He's saying some racist shit, right? | ||
| Nothing compared to the reaction it's getting. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| He's mostly half of a troll. | ||
| He's like half of a comedian. | ||
| When he says things, he's bitchy. | ||
| He's a bitchy gay guy. | ||
| They're calling him a Nazi, and he's a fucking gay Jew. | ||
| It is one of the funniest things ever. | ||
| They're calling this guy a Nazi and a white supremacist. | ||
| What's the slogan of his tour, though? | ||
| It's intense. | ||
| Dangerous faggot tour. | ||
| But he's gay. | ||
| He's gay and he talks about his love of black dick. | ||
| He's a comedian? | ||
| No! | ||
| He's a writer and a troll. | ||
| But like an intelligent troll and a British guy who's got people on... | ||
| If you look at what he actually said... | ||
| Yeah, and they said it was because he said rude, racist shit, organized some sort of an attack on Leslie Jones. | ||
| But he didn't do it. | ||
| Like, if you look at what he said, how responsible is someone who cracks a joke about someone? | ||
| Like, he said something about Leslie Jones, wouldn't be the first time I was turned down by a black man. | ||
| Something along those lines. | ||
| Like, bitchy, but funny. | ||
| And for that, just for that, for saying that, because she was mad at his review or something along those lines? | ||
| No, I thought his followers started sending her horrible comments. | ||
| Maybe, but how much of that can you push onto him? | ||
| Yeah, you can't control that. | ||
| You can't control it. | ||
| I'm not asking what he said. | ||
| What I'm saying is if you look at what he actually said, if that's grounds for a ban, we're dealing with some extreme censorship. | ||
| So you've got to figure out, like, when is he responsible? | ||
| See, did he say, hey guys, go get him? | ||
| No, he didn't. | ||
| But you know who did do that? | ||
| It's Leslie Jones. | ||
| There was a tweet where Leslie Jones, someone was attacking her and she was like, go get him to that person. | ||
| Which is like, look, that's her prerogative too. | ||
| If you want to be a cunt and start attacking this woman who's a very hilarious comedian for no reason, I think she should be able to say fuck you and do it publicly and say go get him to her fans. | ||
| But here's the point is, Milo never said that. | ||
| Milo literally never said go get him, but yet he was sort of held responsible for things that other people said. | ||
| There's so many crazy people out there. | ||
| The idea that you can control them and you can just say, people who like Brian Callen, you are responsible for those people. | ||
| You have to set a good example. | ||
| We're going to kick you off our platform. | ||
| That's essentially what they're saying. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| It's their prerogative, though. | ||
| Pull up what he actually said. | ||
| I also think it's interesting. | ||
| Pull up what Milo actually said that got banned. | ||
| You know, you're not going to change. | ||
| We always have to remember that if you disagree with the other side, the idea is to try to get them to agree with you or try to come up with some kind of a consensus so you can move ideas forward and move the world forward. | ||
| And what we have with this kind of reaction to Milo is if you're going to do $100,000 worth of damage in your protest... | ||
| Well, that's fine. | ||
| And Milo will have to be escorted out and you won't listen to him and you close your mind. | ||
| You're not moving anything forward or making anything better, though. | ||
| You're just creating a big old division. | ||
| And I guess you guys can stay in your echo chamber. | ||
| They'll stay in their echo chamber and nobody will listen to each other and we won't learn anything. | ||
| Well, this is the product of being raised in this system, this two-party system, and this ridiculous idea that there's us and them, and now that they're in, there's this, you know, all people have to fight back, and you have to punch Nazis. | ||
| It's all this crazy shit that people are saying. | ||
| But when you listen to what Milo actually says, even if you disagree with him, which I do all the time, like, I disagree with a lot of what he's saying. | ||
| Sam Harris put it best. | ||
| He's like, half of it is like a performance. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's like he seems insincere a lot of the times, and he's very acutely aware that he's generating a response. | ||
| And the things that he's saying that they're saying, like, you know, they're saying that he's racist, or he's this terrible white nationalist, or something like this, they're just making stuff up so that they can start attacking him more freely, because it's easier. | ||
| What he said is definitely controversial. | ||
| He said some of it is definitely rude. | ||
| Some of it is preposterous. | ||
| Some of it doesn't make any sense. | ||
| Like, he's pro-circumcision because he doesn't want dicks to have extra skin hanging off of him. | ||
| He says he'll fight with you about it. | ||
| You know? | ||
| He's a Catholic, I think he is. | ||
| I'm like, okay. | ||
| That's funny. | ||
| You believe that? | ||
| He's like, absolutely. | ||
| Catholicism is the best religion. | ||
| It's the most amazing religion. | ||
| I'm super... | ||
| Like, he's crazy. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay, so he started making fun of Jones. | ||
| He wrote an article, first of all, let's say one thing. | ||
| He wrote an article where he did a mean critique of the new Ghostbusters for women. | ||
| And he said essentially that it was like a feminist film. | ||
| And he pointed out some really important shit. | ||
| He's like, every guy in the movie is a fucking idiot. | ||
| And every woman saves the world. | ||
| And he's like, it's kind of ridiculous. | ||
| So he says... | ||
| So he writes this. | ||
| So she was getting hate mail from his response, I guess, from his thing. | ||
| Racial abuse that she was getting. | ||
| And he said, everyone gets hate mail for fuck's sake. | ||
| One tweet read. | ||
| Another one called Jones barely literate. | ||
| Later, she shared fake screenshots. | ||
| Oh, he shared fake screenshots that made it appear if Jones were making profane and offensive postings. | ||
| Twitter didn't say exactly why it banned Yiannopoulos, only telling Breitbart Ryder that he was permanently banned for violation of the company's rules, prohibiting participation in or exciting targeted abuse of individuals. | ||
| So, what makes that, like, okay, I could see, like, if he was retweeting things... | ||
| That were very rude. | ||
| I would love to see what those things were. | ||
| See how rude they were or maybe they were silly. | ||
| Let's see the tweets. | ||
| They were bad. | ||
| Can we see the actual tweets? | ||
| They were crazy racist. | ||
| Click on that link there, Jamie. | ||
| Scroll back down. | ||
| See where it says, it made it appear if Jones were making profane and offensive postings? | ||
| Click on that. | ||
| Let's see what it looks like. | ||
| What was actually said. | ||
| This was not me. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| Uncle Tom Fagnero needs to get his racist ass out my mentions. | ||
| Shit like this makes me think we need to gas these goddamn faggots to death. | ||
| Okay, so it's not really her. | ||
| That's fake, yeah. | ||
| Somebody made a fake picture. | ||
| That's kind of fucked up to do to Leslie Jones. | ||
| Yeah, it's terrible. | ||
| Well, how do we know? | ||
| Okay, you gotta assume that he knew that that wasn't him, right? | ||
| She posted one that he posted, right? | ||
| But hold on, hold on, hold on. | ||
| We gotta assume that... | ||
| Go back to that again, Jamie. | ||
| You gotta assume that he knew that that wasn't really her, right? | ||
| You don't think that he really thought she wrote that. | ||
| So if he retweets that, if that's a fake account, what's the difference? | ||
| Okay, so it's just a photo that someone put up. | ||
| Oh, did he make it or did he... | ||
| Someone else did it and he retweeted it. | ||
| He retweeted it, I guess. | ||
| Okay, so let's see what the other ones are. | ||
| Although it looks like it's verified. | ||
| It's Lesdog. | ||
| So did he retweet this? | ||
| Someone sent it to him, and he retweeted it. | ||
| Okay, here's one. | ||
| Lesdog, your Ghostbusters isn't the first to have an ape in it. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| That is super racist. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| It's awful. | ||
| So he retweeted that. | ||
| He retweeted that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah, that's not cool. | ||
| That's pretty fucking rude. | ||
| That's bad. | ||
| Okay, what else we got? | ||
| That's just shitty, man. | ||
| Just that makes me want to punch him. | ||
| Well, listen, he's definitely got some issues. | ||
| He's a dick. | ||
| He's got some fucking issues. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We're good. | ||
| He's a dick. | ||
| Well, he's definitely got some issues. | ||
| That's not a cool thing to do. | ||
| But what he's doing, he incites talk. | ||
| And because of that, his book is now number one on the Amazon bestseller list. | ||
| What's he trying to accomplish? | ||
| What's his goal? | ||
| No one knows. | ||
| The book's not even out yet. | ||
| He's a really interesting guy in a lot of ways. | ||
| He's very smart. | ||
| I talked to him off air. | ||
| He's a very intelligent guy. | ||
| He's very cordial, very good to talk to. | ||
| I really enjoy talking to him. | ||
| And we joked around a lot when we did the podcast together because I grilled him about certain things that I think are ridiculous. | ||
| And eventually he gives in and starts laughing with you. | ||
| He's a very smart guy, but I don't know what he's doing. | ||
| I don't know if this is the real him, or if this is him doing a performance, or if it's a combination of both, or if he's finding himself in the midst of this hurricane of negativity and popularity, which would it be just assuming that he's bulletproof, that he can't be influenced by this fucking crazy ordeal that he's going through, and occasionally do shit that he shouldn't have done, like reposting some horrible racist thing? | ||
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He's young. | |
| I mean, he's maybe 30-something, right? | ||
| How old is my mom? | ||
| Yeah, you know, you made a point, that's a really interesting point you just said, made, about if this is, like, in transition. | ||
| Sure he is. | ||
| He's growing just like all of us are. | ||
| Yeah, and even, like, it depends on, you know you can catch somebody in a moment where they can sound, if you, they can sound not like themselves. | ||
| Oh, he's young. | ||
| Yeah, he's young. | ||
| He's 33. Fucking smart dude, I'm telling you. | ||
| I believe it. | ||
| I just, like, yeah, I definitely disagree with retweeting that racist picture of Leslie Jones looking like a gorilla. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| This one guy who said something, he was at the theater in France that they shot up during a performance. | ||
| He was in the band, I believe. | ||
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
| Yeah, so remember when those guys opened fire from the stage? | ||
| Oh, at the live concert. | ||
| Yes, at the live concert. | ||
| Death metal. | ||
| Yeah, death metal. | ||
| And he said something about Islam. | ||
| Right after that, he was emotional and people had died and it was his concert and he saw all kinds of stuff. | ||
| And he said something that they picked up. | ||
| And he did an interview because they just did a documentary on it. | ||
| And he said something really interesting. | ||
| They said, you said something about Islam. | ||
| Do you have any regret about that? | ||
| And it was pretty racist. | ||
| And he said, all right, well, look, first of all, I love people. | ||
| We have a lot of Muslim fans and everything else. | ||
| He said, what happened there was my emotions were so heightened... | ||
| And there was a span of time where I was thinking in a very emotional, uncharacteristic way that I usually am. | ||
| I was hot off of something tragic and I didn't even know how to make sense of it. | ||
| I don't want you to reread what I said because that's not who I am. | ||
| But in that sliver of time, that's how I was feeling and I lashed out in pain. | ||
| It's a very honest way of putting it. | ||
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It is. | |
| And I thought that's why we have to be careful about taking quotes and then applying that to a person's entire character, which we do all the fucking time. | ||
| You say Milo made that quote? | ||
| Yeah, we do that all the time. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| This was a guy in the band after he said something about his own. | ||
| But it made me think about that. | ||
| We do this all the time where we say, you said that one thing. | ||
| You said a sentence. | ||
| Let's highlight that and let's just say that's who the man is. | ||
| You've got to be careful with that. | ||
| Sometimes you've got to be held accountable for what you're tweeting. | ||
| We can't always give everyone That's true, too. | ||
| That's true, too. | ||
| But we also have to recognize that, like, at 33 years of age, especially, dude, I was a moron when I was 33. And if I had gotten drunk and I decided to retweet some shit, thank God Twitter wasn't around then. | ||
| I would have said the stupidest shit. | ||
| 33's not that young, and if he's a smart guy... | ||
| Yes, it is. | ||
| You say stupid shit? | ||
| I stay stupid shit. | ||
| I've never retweet anything racist. | ||
| I'm 33. No, you're not racist. | ||
| No, not at all. | ||
| But with him, this is a pattern. | ||
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Maybe. | |
| You don't get a free pass for being 33. But here's the thing, man. | ||
| His whole thing is courting controversy. | ||
| That's essentially what he's doing. | ||
| By saying feminism is cancer, he's organizing a fistfight. | ||
| He's calling them out, and he's organizing a verbal fistfight. | ||
| He has to be saved. | ||
| He's probably on Adderall, so he's talking 100 miles an hour. | ||
| He's really articulate, and he's gay, and he looks fabulous. | ||
| And he's got bleach blonde hair, and he wears weird clothes. | ||
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Can I see a picture? | |
| And when he's killing it, like on stage, he's a very good orator. | ||
| So he's engaging them in these debates that he's got carefully thought out responses, carefully thought out sentences about- So he knows what he's doing. | ||
| He definitely knows what he's doing. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| He definitely knows what he's doing. | ||
| He's fucking smart as shit. | ||
| How was your conversation with Henry Rollins, speaking of articulately? | ||
| He's getting a little pointy with this racism thing. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| There he is. | ||
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Oh, look at him. | |
| Oh, I love that hair. | ||
| He's a good looking guy. | ||
| He's a handsome fella. | ||
| Hell yeah, he's handsome. | ||
| Profound love of black dick. | ||
| He talks about it all the time. | ||
| He just loves black dick. | ||
| Which is also one more way that they have a hard time attacking him. | ||
| Because he's a gay Jew that loves black dick. | ||
| Like, he's got the spectrum covered. | ||
| He's like, there's a triangle of invincibility that's around him. | ||
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Mmm. | |
| Brian's not... | ||
| These are good. | ||
| Yeah, they're good. | ||
| That's what you're talking. | ||
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That's the one time Brian's not talking. | |
| Yeah, I was waiting for Brian to go off. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Have I been happy on this podcast? | ||
| No, no, you're all right. | ||
| No, you're good. | ||
| Here, man, I think you can't... | ||
| This is what fascism is. | ||
| You can't... | ||
| This is what fascism is. | ||
| You can't enforce your view of the world on people through violence because that's what you're doing when you're a fascist. | ||
| And that's what people need to understand. | ||
| Like, you can't just use the verb fascist when it applies to right-wing people. | ||
| If you're keeping people from communicating, if you're keeping a gay Jew from talking shit on your stage, and you can't just counter what he's saying with someone who's better at talking shit that has better points, so instead, you want to throw a chair through the window at fucking Starbucks? | ||
| Look, stop. | ||
| You guys are fascists. | ||
| I know you don't think you're fascist, even if you think you're right. | ||
| The way you're doing it is 100% wrong. | ||
| This isn't a... | ||
| The guy's not a Nazi. | ||
| He's not someone who's... | ||
| Even if he's said a racist thing in the past, he's not the first. | ||
| Every fucking comedian has said racist shit. | ||
| Les Dogg herself had a bunch of racist shit they pulled off of her Twitter page. | ||
| We don't hate her for that. | ||
| She had a bunch of shit about white people, just generalizing about white people in general. | ||
| If you ever did that about black people, you would get blackballed from Hollywood for life. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| But we allow a certain amount of stupid shit to come out of people's mouths if we think that you're not a bad person. | ||
| Yeah, and if you disagree with somebody, the way you beat a bad idea... | ||
| It's with a better idea. | ||
| What you don't do is you don't start this fucking meme of punch Nazis. | ||
| Like, everybody keeps saying punch Nazis. | ||
| Like, don't say that. | ||
| You're talking stupid shit. | ||
| Did you see that guy get punched on air, though? | ||
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Girls are getting maced. | |
| Did you see that girl get maced in the face? | ||
| No. | ||
| She had a Make Bitcoin Great Again hat, and they came up and maced her in the face because it looked like a Make America Great Again hat. | ||
| Doesn't matter, man. | ||
| They maced her in the face. | ||
| A guy hit her in the head with a sign and another guy maced her in the face. | ||
| God, they're ruthless. | ||
| Tell you who they weren't ruthless with is our boy Jake Shields. | ||
| He was at the protest. | ||
| He's lucky he didn't get maced. | ||
| He's lucky he didn't get maced in the face and they ran the train on him. | ||
| You need more than maced to fight Jake Shields if you're just a regular protester. | ||
| The problem with maced is you can't see. | ||
| And if people just jump on you and you can't see. | ||
| Look, Jake could probably jack 90% of them that come anywhere near Not with mates, though. | ||
| If you can't see and someone hits you over the back of the head with something, these fucking people are doing exactly what they would hate. | ||
| And when I see people, there's people that have been calling out for a coup. | ||
| They're calling out for a military coup. | ||
| I've seen more than one person say this. | ||
| Like, the military needs to step in and take our country back. | ||
| And I'm like, holy shit, is this a Patrick Swayze movie from the 80s? | ||
| Well, they're thinking exactly the way a fascist would or a tyrant would. | ||
| They just have a different target. | ||
| That's what I always say. | ||
| It's amazing how many people think exactly like their enemy. | ||
| Exactly like their enemy. | ||
| I want to kill all of them or whatever. | ||
| And yet, the only difference is they have a different target. | ||
| Well, it's crazy when you have a legitimate contest. | ||
| You had a legitimate popularity contest and one guy wins. | ||
| And you're not happy that the guy wins, so you want to start riots. | ||
| Like, you might have fucked up and not voted, or you might not have done such a good job of picking a candidate, or you might have had the wrong campaign, but you have to accept when someone wins, otherwise there's no fucking point in having this contest. | ||
| We have this contest every four years, and if you don't accept who won, as long as there's not... | ||
| The cheating, whatever the cheating happened, it probably happened on both sides. | ||
| Whatever legal shit they got away with, whatever shenanigans, and the PR they did to him with the whole grab-em-by-the-pussy thing and all that. | ||
| I mean, there's... | ||
| There's attacks left and right on both sides. | ||
| He came out ahead. | ||
| People aren't happy. | ||
| I understand that people aren't happy, but you can't think that you can start a riot now because you didn't want him to be in there. | ||
| They had a stupid fucking contest. | ||
| He won the stupid fucking contest. | ||
| The problem is you're having a stupid fucking contest to see who runs the world. | ||
| And also it's important to have a little compassion for the other side in this terms. | ||
| I constantly hear Trump voters being characterized as homophobes, rednecks, dumb hillbillies, and all that stuff. | ||
| Because they're in there. | ||
| They're in the mix. | ||
| They're in the mix on both sides and both categories. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| It might also be worth taking a little bit of a human approach and looking at Trump voters. | ||
| Maybe a lot of Trump voters, maybe a lot of Trump voters who are good people didn't like Trump that much either, but they liked Hillary way less. | ||
| Or maybe Hillary's talking the way Obama has been for the past eight years and their lives haven't changed. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| They were desperate to see anything else work. | ||
| Be a little compassionate on why a lot of people voted for Trump. | ||
| Because remember, this country voted a black president and a lot of those voters were white two times in a row. | ||
| In order for him to have won, you have to have some people that voted for Obama in the last term that voted for Trump this term. | ||
| Correct! | ||
| There's a lot of people that thought it would be a better thing to have him other than her. | ||
| Yeah, so they're not all racist. | ||
| They're not all homophobes. | ||
| That's why I was always really careful about... | ||
| I was always critical of Trump. | ||
| I was very careful not to be critical of Trump voters because... | ||
| Yeah, but you're not being honest because there are dummies in there too. | ||
| Just like there's dummies in the Hillary camp. | ||
| And that's why those stereotypes exist. | ||
| When you talk about the latte-sipping Hillary supporters who literally know nothing about what are the negative things she's done. | ||
| If you say anything about her, you're a sexist. | ||
| I mean, there's a lot of that going on too. | ||
| Those are real people. | ||
| Like, the real ridiculous people on the left and the right, they're all real. | ||
| You know, so the hillbillies that love Trump, dude, I've seen it, man. | ||
| I saw a video where this guy got pulled over in an altercation with this guy, hitting this other guy, got in sort of a traffic altercation, and this guy comes up to his window. | ||
| He's calling him the N-word, and he's saying, Trump, man, I'm with Trump. | ||
| Trump's the president now. | ||
| And it's that type of person. | ||
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Of course. | |
| There are people like that that want to let you know that this is their guy now because they're white and that this is like a racist thing. | ||
| Their race is winning. | ||
| You think there was KKK people that voted for Hillary? | ||
| Like a special group? | ||
| No chance. | ||
| KKK for Hillary? | ||
| How many KKK people are there? | ||
| Let's be honest. | ||
| How many just straight up racists and how many KKK people? | ||
| 2,000? | ||
| Official KKK members. | ||
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I don't even know if they're racists. | |
| I think they're just dicks. | ||
| There are a lot of just dicks. | ||
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Maybe 200,000. | |
| I'm sorry. | ||
| 200,000 I thought I saw. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That sounds... | ||
| I wouldn't doubt if there was a million. | ||
| In the South? | ||
| I think there's definitely probably a million racists. | ||
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I'm talking about official KKK. Ku Klux Klan members. | |
| Joining an organization is annoying. | ||
| How many UFC fans are there? | ||
| There's a lot. | ||
| But if you had to join an organization to be a UFC fan, there'd be far less of us. | ||
| You mean buying a pay-per-view? | ||
| No, if you had to wear a hood and go to a fucking flame. | ||
| You had to go to a bonfire. | ||
| 5,000. | ||
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What?! | |
| More than 40 different Klan groups exist, many having multiple chapters or claverns. | ||
| That's cute. | ||
| Incuting a few that boast a presence in a large number of states. | ||
| There are over 100 different Klan chapters around the country with a combined strength in members and associates that may total around 5,000. | ||
| I said 2,000. | ||
| Oh my god, they're a little bigger than 10th Planet. | ||
| It's a little bigger. | ||
| I'm on their ass, though! | ||
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Fuck the KKK. That is so crazy. | |
| I don't even know if they're smart enough to be anything. | ||
| I think that they are, a lot of people are just sort of guys who want to be part of a group, and they've been told something, they don't do any research, and they're just dicks. | ||
| I mean, there are a lot of just shitheads who want to be part of a hate group. | ||
| A lot of the problem with black versus white is the same problem as left versus right. | ||
| Black versus white and left versus right share that fucking team thing, man. | ||
| They share that team thing, and white people want to think that they're on one team, and black people want to think that they're on another team, and we fuck each other up doing that. | ||
| It's so stupid. | ||
| Human beings are very tribal. | ||
| I mean, anthropologists tell you that all the time, that human beings are tribal. | ||
| It's about time this generation has cut the shit. | ||
| No, absolutely not. | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| Well, I'll tell you why. | ||
| You don't think it's about time? | ||
| You know, with Jared Diamond, who wrote Guns, Germs, and Steel, he's a great, amazing guy, and he said that he, fascinating, when they were studying different tribes in Papua New Guinea that had been isolated, so they weren't really influenced by Western culture at all, and what would happen was they'd have two tribes that would get along really well, and they even intermarried, and they shared things and everything else, and as soon as There became scarce resources like water or game. | ||
| And one side's very existence started to get threatened. | ||
| So, for example, maybe this one tribe's closer to a water source. | ||
| And the other water source dried up. | ||
| So what'll happen is, it's really amazing, is very quickly the tribes will start making up stories about each other. | ||
| Yeah, we've talked about this before on another podcast. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Yeah, we talked about this. | ||
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You did. | |
| You talked about how they decided in a very short amount of time the other people were bad and they went over and killed them. | ||
| Yeah, so I think that's human nature, man. | ||
| And I think when you start talking about getting along, getting along until you can't afford certain shit. | ||
| Yeah, but you can now. | ||
| That's the whole point. | ||
| Like, right now, life has never been easier. | ||
| So what I'm saying is, it's about time that this generation, like, figure out that people are just people. | ||
| That it's fucking stupid for all redheaded people to join together and form a clan of fellow people. | ||
| That's obviously not working. | ||
| I agree with that. | ||
| It's just so stupid. | ||
| I think that's getting through. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It is getting through. | ||
| And it's more getting through today, I think, than ever before in history. | ||
| Because of the internet, right? | ||
| Yeah, because even if you go back and watch those old Bugs Bunny cartoons, you know which ones they don't show? | ||
| Well, they don't show that dude that much. | ||
| I bet they show it a lot. | ||
| They don't show Pepe Le Pew either. | ||
| It's rapist. | ||
| He's a little rapist. | ||
| That skunk is a rapist motherfucker. | ||
| Fuck that cat, remember? | ||
| He was just trying to kill that cat. | ||
| Always. | ||
| You imagine if you went outside and a skunk was trying to fuck your cat? | ||
| Like your favorite cat and some wild skunk. | ||
| Just all up on her all the time? | ||
| Like your sweet cat that you pet behind her ears and she purrs. | ||
| You love her. | ||
| This dirty skunk, this fucking chicken-eating monster. | ||
| Skunks eat chickens, by the way. | ||
| Yeah, they break into chicken coops. | ||
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I didn't know that. | |
| Caught one trying to get into my chicken coop. | ||
| They're carnivorous? | ||
| What'd you do with them? | ||
| They're a 100% predator. | ||
| Skunks are predators. | ||
| I didn't know that. | ||
| Yeah, we think of them as they eat ground-nesting birds, rats, rodents, chickens. | ||
| They'll fuck up your chicken. | ||
| He couldn't get in. | ||
| He couldn't get in when we chased him off, though. | ||
| He stunk up my whole fucking yard. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Were you the one who showed me the deer eating the birds that were stuck in the fence? | ||
| Yeah, they eat birds. | ||
| Isn't it weird that you could be driving on the goddamn freeway with your windows rolled up, airtight, and pass through a cloud of skunk? | ||
| And you smell. | ||
| How does it get through the goddamn world? | ||
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How does it get through? | |
| I'll tell you exactly how. | ||
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How is it so strong? | |
| The same way, the skunk smell is so strong that your reaction to it is like a bloodhound's reaction to a person's scent. | ||
| It's like electricity? | ||
| That's how we can understand how a bloodhound works. | ||
| And a bloodhound's probably even better than that. | ||
| But in parts per million, whether or not you can detect it, skunk smell is so bad that in parts per million, they can shoot it in a backyard and you could smell it literally a mile away. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Well, that's how a dog works. | ||
| Like a good bloodhound, they'll fucking smell you a mile away. | ||
| They just gotta figure out where it's coming from. | ||
| They'll run that way. | ||
| Nope, it's getting weaker. | ||
| They'll go run that way. | ||
| Nope, it's getting stronger. | ||
| You think it's electrical? | ||
| No, it's a smell. | ||
| It's particles. | ||
| How does it go through the glass? | ||
| How do you breathe, Eddie? | ||
| You would run out of air if that thing was airtight. | ||
| Do you understand that air is coming into your car? | ||
| It's not airtight? | ||
| Well, how come you don't feel the breeze when you're driving? | ||
| Because it goes through a whole system that's inside your dash. | ||
| You would feel a breeze. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| It gets backed up. | ||
| It gets backed up. | ||
| And then it comes through filters. | ||
| Like, you can open the filters so the vents come through, and then you can actually feel the breeze blow on you when you're on the highway. | ||
| Or you can close that shit. | ||
| But air still gets in. | ||
| It still gets into the cabin. | ||
| I'm going to guess that it's electrical. | ||
| Hey, Eddie, come on, man. | ||
| Well, you should definitely guess. | ||
| Unless you're driving a Flintstone car. | ||
| There's no libraries by my house, guys. | ||
| You should definitely guess. | ||
| You guys are lucky. | ||
| You guys want to have libraries right next to your house. | ||
| The library is closed. | ||
| You should go online with your phone. | ||
| Just stay off YouTube. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| Go online with your slave phone. | ||
| Stay off Flat Earth 69's YouTube page. | ||
| Yeah, with your phone made by slave labor. | ||
| I'm going to throw this away to prove that I don't believe in slavery. | ||
| Let's all throw away our iPhones. | ||
| They've made these phones. | ||
| What was the name of that company that made phones that were sustainably resourced? | ||
| What was the company called? | ||
| It was like Ethical Phones. | ||
| They tried to make some green phone. | ||
| Or, it's okay, man. | ||
| This guy makes 50 bucks an hour, and everybody's happy. | ||
| And they have families. | ||
| They work three days a week. | ||
| Wait, wait. | ||
| Isn't the material used... | ||
| Isn't that mine in the Congo? | ||
| The sticks. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Little kids with sticks have to pull it out of the rocks. | ||
| Well... | ||
| It's Coltrane. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I gotta talk to my mom. | ||
| They get it in a couple different places. | ||
| Guess where else they get it? | ||
| Afghanistan. | ||
| Afghanistan. | ||
| They found trillions of dollars worth of minerals in Afghanistan. | ||
| Hey guys, I can't believe this is here. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| It's like they had a whole X on a fucking map. | ||
| The Russians were digging. | ||
| We were digging. | ||
| Then finally, hey guys, can't even believe this. | ||
| But guess what? | ||
| There's like trillions of dollars worth of minerals here. | ||
| Trillions! | ||
| I bet they're just saying that. | ||
| They're just there for the opium. | ||
| And they're like, no, no, there's minerals here. | ||
| It's endless. | ||
| We just struck minerals. | ||
| See, this is where there's a flaw in your thinking. | ||
| They're going to take both of those things. | ||
| They want both of those things. | ||
| The opium for fucking sure. | ||
| You know, Sturgill Simpson played a song on Saturday Night Live about the opium trade. | ||
| They let him get away with it. | ||
| Talking about how Afghanistan is like a front for it. | ||
| They probably didn't know the lyrics. | ||
| That economy is run by opium production. | ||
| He's also a country music star. | ||
| That's all good. | ||
| He killed it on the Grammys. | ||
| They grow a lot of poppies. | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker, dude. | ||
| They grow 96% of the world's opium. | ||
| And we're over there. | ||
| For sure, just for freedom. | ||
| Freedom. | ||
| We don't care about opium or even minerals. | ||
| Are those minerals here? | ||
| Wow, amazing. | ||
| We're going to pull out, but we're going to leave behind a vacuum. | ||
| A big-ass hose. | ||
| We go down to a battleship. | ||
| We're going to fill that motherfucker up with heroin every six months. | ||
| Can't you just grow heroin in the United States in greenhouses? | ||
| Can't you grow anything in a greenhouse? | ||
| It's not viable. | ||
| Hold on, what is that? | ||
| Jamie, would you just pull up? | ||
| Extra cost to make Google phone in the U.S. only four bucks? | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Not the iPhone, though. | ||
| The iPhone would cost $2,000. | ||
| Which phone is that? | ||
| This is a Moto X a couple years ago. | ||
| I'm going to the bathroom. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Well, that's a good phone. | ||
| It's only $4 more. | ||
| The biggest cost it says is that in China they have, at least maybe in one plant, up to 30,000 industrial engineers to help the workers if something goes wrong. | ||
| Dude, they're saving mad cash. | ||
| They're saving mad cash in China. | ||
| Well, not just saving mad cash. | ||
| They also know what the fuck they're doing. | ||
| They've been doing it for a long time. | ||
| If you started that up in the United States, there'd be a lot of trial and error. | ||
| You'd have to be willing to throw away a lot of money. | ||
| Dude, the glitches, the bugs, the phones would be shit. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| Think about it. | ||
| It'd be like an American car in the 80s. | ||
| They said an iPhone in America, first to build it now, would cost $2,000 with our resources. | ||
| Yeah, I take that back now. | ||
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You know what? | |
| You're right. | ||
| But what does it cost now? | ||
| It costs $1,000, right? | ||
| Well, now the new iPhone's like $700, right? | ||
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Yeah, that's the comparison I do. | |
| What is an iPhone 7S? What does that cost? | ||
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They haven't made that yet. | |
| Are they going to put that auxiliary input back in on the next one? | ||
| Are they going to ever bring that back to your auxiliary input? | ||
| No, man. | ||
| You can get an adapter. | ||
| I use adapters. | ||
| You know, you get a lightning adapter, sticks it in, has a regular hole in the bottom of it. | ||
| Pretty simple, works good. | ||
| The iPhone 8, it's supposed to be flip-capable. | ||
| They're bringing out the flip. | ||
| Flip? | ||
| There's a lot of rumors out right now. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| They said it's going to be no plugs to it, and it's all wireless charging, which is maybe or maybe not true right now. | ||
| It's going to be terrible. | ||
| Electricity's going to be in the air. | ||
| We're all going to die. | ||
| That's what, when Tesla was talking about putting electricity in the air, having it out there like radio, you're going to generate things, we're going to be walking around with Tesla coils bouncing off us. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| That could have been real. | ||
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Aren't we already walking through a sea of electricity? | |
| Isn't that already happening? | ||
| There's definitely a lot of electricity around us, and there's definitely Wi-Fi in this room. | ||
| We might be in an ocean of electromagnetism, right? | ||
| Yeah, bro. | ||
| Think about that. | ||
| What's powering you? | ||
| Your muscles? | ||
| Your muscles are powering you? | ||
| We're like plugged into some electrical outlet. | ||
| Well, you know what it is? | ||
| Electricity is definitely a part of us. | ||
| There's a lot of shit going on. | ||
| There's water, that's important. | ||
| Electricity that conducts through the water. | ||
| There's all the vitamins that you have to eat in order to keep your... | ||
| But what's keeping the electricity in us? | ||
| Think about that. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
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JC. Nothing but the love of Jesus. | |
| I think we're running on wireless electricity already. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| That's just my guess. | ||
| That's my guess. | ||
| We're like a bunch of cricket phones. | ||
| Do you think that Wi-Fi and cell phone signals and all the signals that are around us all the time that just didn't exist when people were first created? | ||
| It can't be healthy. | ||
| How bad is it? | ||
| We're not dying from Wi-Fi, right? | ||
| We have no idea. | ||
| Because remember the Bluetooth that you put to your ear? | ||
| Like, ah, I probably shouldn't do that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Or didn't they find that cell phones were bad? | ||
| Like, sleep next to them, put it next to your ear? | ||
| Yeah, people say that it fucks with your karma. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or your chi. | ||
| One of them fake things. | ||
| Well, what happened to brain tumors? | ||
| You know, talking on cell phones. | ||
| Did they let that go or is that real? | ||
| But didn't, what's her name, the fucking singer? | ||
| Didn't she have, um, all I wanna do is have some- Sheryl Crow. | ||
| Didn't Sheryl Crow say that she got a brain tumor from doing press on a cell phone in the 90s? | ||
| She thinks that's who gave it to her because it's on the same side of her head? | ||
| What kind of fucking press store were you wanting? | ||
| Here's what's crazy. | ||
| I talked to a dude who had cancer of his bone in his hip, and it was right where he kept his cell phone. | ||
| And the doctor said that there's recurring instances that he's dealing with of people that had cell phones. | ||
| This guy had to get a bone graft, bro. | ||
| He had to cut a cancerous chunk. | ||
| Clip on the side? | ||
| They had to cut a cancerous chunk of his bone off, and then they had to put a bone graft from somewhere else in there and fill it back in place. | ||
| And he was saying that this doctor was telling them that all these guys that come in and they have those hip things, their cell phones on, like that's the side where they would get cancer. | ||
| Most girls usually put their phone in their back pocket. | ||
| You're going to see a lot of ass tumors. | ||
| Could be, dude. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| Well, we'll get some dick tumors. | ||
| But wouldn't your fingers get the most tumors? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Well, where's the hand cancer? | ||
| Because my hands feel good. | ||
| Yeah, my hands do feel nice. | ||
| It just doesn't seem to be bothering anybody. | ||
| No one's getting hands cancer. | ||
| You know, maybe you just got a weak hip bone, you fucking pussy. | ||
| Maybe you need to walk it off. | ||
| Yeah, maybe it's just a coincidence. | ||
| Maybe you shouldn't clip your goddamn cell phone to your hip like a psycho. | ||
| But did you see Sheryl Crow? | ||
| Did you find that article? | ||
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No shit. | |
| She actually had benign cancer, and she didn't want to get the tumor removed. | ||
| Whoa, but she got a tumor in her dome on the same side as where her cell phone was, and that's why she thought that it was from doing press. | ||
| Super skeptical hippo face. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Back when there was no internet, you know, and you had to do press for a radio, or for radio, and you had to do press for an album that was coming out, you just call people up and do interviews, and that's what you did. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Sheryl Crow, my brain tumor may be related to cell phone use. | ||
| See? | ||
| They chose a fucked up picture of her too. | ||
| She must have been drunk there. | ||
| God, dog. | ||
| Just fucking spray tanned up. | ||
| There are no doctors that will confirm that. | ||
| Said Crowe. | ||
| 50 said Monday while appealing on the premiere of Katie, the new syndicated talk show hosted by Katie Couric. | ||
| Hilarious. | ||
| I do have a theory that it's possible that it's related to that. | ||
| I used to spend hours on the old archaic cell phones. | ||
| Well, she's probably right. | ||
| There's no doctors that will even confirm that. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| But it's... | ||
| Part of a brain where she often held her phone. | ||
| Have you ever noticed? | ||
| Everyone holds it there. | ||
| Yeah, let's chalk it up to something else. | ||
| But it might be true, though. | ||
| Could be the sun. | ||
| Maybe it is. | ||
| But it could be that that's what happened. | ||
| That's totally possible. | ||
| That she had that phone up to her head and rotted her brain. | ||
| It's a stretch. | ||
| You would hear more about more cases. | ||
| Well, the doctors agree with me. | ||
| Maybe there's a cover-up. | ||
| Maybe there's a cover-up. | ||
| It's hard to cover up because a lot of people are trying to test it. | ||
| Here's the other problem. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm just guessing. | ||
| Maybe the doctor works for Apple. | ||
| Are you going to just talk over them or are you going to let them talk? | ||
| I'm listening to him because he's getting me thinking about something because he's talking about... | ||
| Here you go. | ||
| Like a cover-up. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| He was in the middle of talking. | ||
| You just force over him. | ||
| Just bullshitting. | ||
| Well, you might be right. | ||
| Maybe the doctors work for Apple or... | ||
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I don't know. | |
| I just want to know what happened to that. | ||
| I mean, you would think it is. | ||
| I would believe that it is dangerous. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But maybe it's not. | ||
| I hope it's not. | ||
| I hope that's all bullshit. | ||
| But, I mean, does anybody fucking know? | ||
| They don't know yet. | ||
| Well, they haven't been around that long. | ||
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Uh-uh. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, how long have people been using cell phones the way we're using them now, where you're constantly on them? | ||
| 20 years. | ||
| No. | ||
| Has it been normally? | ||
| 8 years? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| No, it's more than that. | ||
| Yeah, during the 90s, you had those... | ||
| Ten years? | ||
| No. | ||
| Remember, you had 20 minutes a month? | ||
| My iPhone came out in like 07 or 08. A smartphone. | ||
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Something like that. | |
| Because smartphones were the thing that did it. | ||
| Was it 07 or 08? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So from then on, people are slowly but surely getting more and more integrated into using that electronic device and constantly being near there. | ||
| Because before that, there was no Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram or any of that. | ||
| Three weekends. | ||
| Yeah, there was no answering questions on Google. | ||
| And also, you could text and send calls forever. | ||
| There was no internet until 2007. Nobody was going online with their phone before that. | ||
| People were still on their phone, weren't they? | ||
| No, not like now. | ||
| I remember you got the Trio. | ||
| Yeah, piece of shit. | ||
| That's why Blackberry was so important, because of the email. | ||
| No one was on the phone. | ||
| You're not on your phone a ton texting. | ||
| Actually, people have had their phones at their heads for longer, since like what? | ||
| Since probably 92? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's what Sheryl Crow was saying. | ||
| You know, Sheryl Crow became popular in 94. I remember that because I had just come to LA and all I wanted to do was have some fun was like on the radio back then. | ||
| It was a big jam. | ||
| So those phones were just, they might as well have been plutonium in a fucking big gulf cup. | ||
| Well, they're like this. | ||
| You held those bitches over your head. | ||
| But actually, I read this thing about how when radiation, like from a phone or whatever, I guess the idea is that it can break apart certain, like, mitochondria or DNA strand. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Sounds like some bullshit, too. | ||
| It disrupts certain... | ||
| Did you get that from the library, bro? | ||
| No, I fucking can't remember. | ||
| It disrupts things, and that process can actually cause sometimes cancer. | ||
| So it's pretty hard to kind of draw a through line because there's so many different causes of cancer. | ||
| Well, also, there's the reality that what causes cancer to you is not going to cause cancer to him versus not going to cause cancer to another person. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And what would make you sick, everybody has their own weird biological makeup. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Some people are super susceptible to all sorts of weird diseases that other people aren't. | ||
| And there's also environmental factors. | ||
| Maybe where you work is kind of fucked up, too. | ||
| Maybe you're working in a gas station or something like that, or you're doing auto repair and you're fucking breathing in paint fumes and shit, and then on top of that, you're dealing with that. | ||
| That could just be a combination of factors. | ||
| It kills your immune system. | ||
| It's like when you smoke cigarettes, not everybody who smokes even a lot for a lifetime gets lung cancer. | ||
| Some people just don't. | ||
| They live in their 90s smoking cigarettes. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| But then, you know, there's also the reality of living anywhere in high population centers. | ||
| You're being poisoned. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Everybody around us is being poisoned. | ||
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You think we're poisoned? | |
| Fuck yes, 100%. | ||
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How? | |
| When you come over that hill and you look down into the valley and everything is brown as fuck, you are breathing that. | ||
| You are 100% Breathing. | ||
| And your household chemicals. | ||
| You don't see it when you get down. | ||
| But you know how I can tell? | ||
| Because there's a place near, like, there's a place where you drive over between, like... | ||
| Topanga and like DeSoto, like that area, where you could like look over and you could see the mountains sometimes. | ||
| Like maybe like Winnetka, coming down the 101. You can see the mountains sometimes. | ||
| And sometimes you don't see the mountains. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| The fucking shit hides mountains! | ||
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Yep. | |
| The snow. | ||
| Giant, snow-covered mountains that you could get lost on and die in. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And you don't see it at all. | ||
| You just see brown. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're breathing that. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| It's been like that forever in LA. It's crazy. | ||
| It's the valley. | ||
| It holds in. | ||
| It's a mixture, too. | ||
| But it's way worse now than it was back when people were on horses and shit. | ||
| You know what Bud Brutzman told me? | ||
| Old friend of ours, producer guy, he said that before people even settled in Southern California, the Indians called Southern California the land of the smoke. | ||
| Yeah, valley of the smoke. | ||
| Yeah, valley, something like that, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And you see, I've noticed this since I was a kid, sometimes you can't see the mountains. | ||
| There's too much smog, and then a storm happens, and then everything's clear. | ||
| And then it's just a cycle. | ||
| I thought that we were going to come to a day where it would never clear up. | ||
| It would just be so bad after 20 years, but it's actually still the same. | ||
| Like Mexico City. | ||
| Oh, it's gotten way better. | ||
| The air quality in Los Angeles is way better. | ||
| Cars are way better. | ||
| Yeah, cars are cleaner. | ||
| Yeah, so eventually the wind just will clean it. | ||
| Here's a real crazy fact. | ||
| More population. | ||
| A Porsche 911 Turbo, the air that comes out is cleaner than the air that goes in if you're driving in L.A. What's a fact? | ||
| Wait, wait, wait. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Porsche 911 Turbo. | ||
| What? | ||
| Its carbon emissions are so low that the air that it takes in into those turbochargers, goes through the combustion engine, and comes out the exhaust is actually cleaner than the air it's taking in. | ||
| How about this crazy statistic? | ||
| The average car... | ||
| The average car on the 70s emitted more pollution sitting without its engine on in a driveway because of fuel evaporation than the average car on the highway today in Los Angeles. | ||
| Totally makes sense. | ||
| That's brand new. | ||
| You remember we used to hear the gas slosh around back there? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If you had a car, like an old car, and you took a turn, you went a little sideways, you'd hear the gas slosh around the back of your fucking shitty car. | ||
| Carburetors before we had catalytic converters. | ||
| Oh, you smelled it inside the car. | ||
| You had to roll the windows down when you were on the highway. | ||
| It's not bad, right? | ||
| It's like magic markers. | ||
| I dig that stuff. | ||
| Sharpies, I'll smell Sharpies. | ||
| So anybody that's worried about being poisoned, you're definitely being poisoned. | ||
| We're breathing in brake dust, 100%. | ||
| It's not good for you, and it's going to shorten your life. | ||
| It might only shorten your life by a few years. | ||
| It might make the last few years of your life more uncomfortable. | ||
| But if you go somewhere where this is not the case, you go to like fucking Deer Valley, Utah, you go hang out up there, look out over the mountains, breathe the air. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Then live there? | ||
| Hey, my parents live there. | ||
| Just kill me three years early, I'm gonna party. | ||
| That's why I brought it up. | ||
| It's awesome up there. | ||
| They love it. | ||
| Dude, it's beautiful up there, man. | ||
| It's cool to visit. | ||
| No, the problem is we gotta get more cool people to live up in a place like that. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| That's what you gotta do. | ||
| Like, we're in the wrong spot. | ||
| Like, the people that we know are all awesome, but we're definitely in the wrong spot. | ||
| The only thing that's good about this spot is that it's warm, there's no bugs. | ||
| But the real problem is, it's warm, there's no bugs. | ||
| So everyone loves it. | ||
| Like, one of the reasons why the Indians call this a valley of smoke is, like, fire is fucking normal for here. | ||
| Things are supposed to burn down, and then they build back better. | ||
| I mean, this is like, it clears out an entire forest. | ||
| Controlled burns is something that forest services do because you have to burn down a certain amount of the old shit. | ||
| Otherwise, it just becomes kindling. | ||
| And then when the fires do come, they're unmanageable. | ||
| And then on top of that, the carbon needs to fucking be recirculated into the earth. | ||
| It's a good thing to have these burns. | ||
| And that happened for millions of years. | ||
| And now because there's no burns, it changes the environment. | ||
| There's places that they used to have burns and now they control them. | ||
| So then the forest goes away. | ||
| And you just got these big... | ||
| Dry-ass, grassy, shitty areas over hundreds of years of doing this. | ||
| It's so weird, man. | ||
| The way people live, we think that we can just stay in one spot, and this spot's gonna be fine. | ||
| That's never been the case anywhere on Earth! | ||
| So we're just supposed to move constantly? | ||
| We're supposed to be nomadic. | ||
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You have to move. | |
| Ah, that's back in the day. | ||
| No, dude. | ||
| You can't stay right next to the ocean. | ||
| That fucking... | ||
| That Malibu coast is a joke. | ||
| But I own property. | ||
| Those people with the fucking... | ||
| Oh, look, I've got a cement post. | ||
| This is my spot. | ||
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Bitch, you're on the edge of the great water. | |
| Just... | ||
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Right next to you is a giant monster of water. | |
| It's miles deep. | ||
| It's three quarters of the surface of the earth. | ||
| And you're like, the edge is mine. | ||
| Get off. | ||
| Don't you frizz me in front of my edge. | ||
| We like pick a spot like some crazy stupid crab that's like locked itself on a reef and it's cleaning the reef as its own. | ||
| That's what we're like. | ||
| We're like standing by the ocean with your $20 million house in Malibu, kicking surfers off your front. | ||
| Like, you're buying the great water! | ||
| You think that's gonna stay there? | ||
| Get the fuck out! | ||
| Go to the hills! | ||
| At any time, there could be an earthquake and a big wave. | ||
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The one that goes all the way to Arizona can come over the top. | |
| Have you ever went to Malibu and checked any houses out? | ||
| Yeah, I lived in Malibu for a while. | ||
| You didn't like the waves, right? | ||
| Yes, dude. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| My daughter broke her arm at school, and we couldn't stay at this place because it had staircases that were really steep, and there was one that went down to the ocean. | ||
| It was one of them electric stairs, and it was broken. | ||
| And so it only went like this. | ||
| So you had to climb it like a fucking ladder. | ||
| It was sketchy as fuck to get down to the ocean. | ||
| And it just was too dangerous where her arm was broken. | ||
| You love Malibu, though. | ||
| I remember that. | ||
| I love the air. | ||
| I love the looking at the ocean. | ||
| But I don't want to live there. | ||
| I don't want to live next to the big water monster. | ||
| I do. | ||
| Because when you're at high, this is what happened with me and the missus. | ||
| We got high one night and went downstairs. | ||
| There's this downstairs to this house. | ||
| It's like literally the water's coming in right under the house. | ||
| That's scary. | ||
| And we were sitting there, and me and her were looking out the window. | ||
| And I looked at her, and I go, fuck. | ||
| Fuck this place. | ||
| A little too high, maybe. | ||
| I was like, fuck this place. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| You realize what it really is. | ||
| Like, when you're right there at night in a house overlooking the ocean, it's real nature reveals itself to you. | ||
| Because you can be really complacent when you see everything. | ||
| See, when it's light out, you see everything. | ||
| You look up, the sun's shining, the clouds are moving, you see birds. | ||
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Ah! | |
| Ah! | ||
| You look down at the ocean and you go, wow, this is so cool. | ||
| It's so calming being by the ocean. | ||
| But when you're at night, it's black and there's nothing out there and you realize, oh my God, that's all water! | ||
| I'm scared. | ||
| We rented it for three months. | ||
| I stayed there five times. | ||
| Are you serious? | ||
| Well, part of it was because my daughter broke her arm, but part of me was like, oh, God's so high that I realized the nature of it. | ||
| It is a big, dark monster of water that is totally unfeeling and teeming with life. | ||
| And, most likely, if you look at the habits of nature, most likely, when things become too dominant, something comes along and tries to take them out. | ||
| When things take too much from one environment, they wind up starving or going extinct. | ||
| This is like the constant cycle of life, right? | ||
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Here we are. | |
| Here we are, standing next to this great wall of life that we've been Sucking out with nets. | ||
| Killing everything. | ||
| Could you imagine if you could go back 500 years and just look under the water and see what it looked like and then go back to today and look under the water and see all the fish gone? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Like how many fish there must have been a thousand years ago? | ||
| Huge dead zones. | ||
| Huge dead zones we've created. | ||
| Do you imagine how clean it must have been everywhere before we were pumping our shit? | ||
| When I was scuba diving in Tahiti just a couple months ago, you look out and all you see is fucking schools of fish. | ||
| It's like Finding Nemo. | ||
| There's no difference. | ||
| I swear to God, you see sharks. | ||
| I looked and I go, there are four sharks there, lemon sharks. | ||
| That's probably what it was always like. | ||
| Dude, it's like teaming with life. | ||
| That was probably the whole ocean. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| At one point in time. | ||
| The coral, when you touch the coral, like there are things in the coral, like he told me to just put your fingers, and it was this big flower, it was beautiful, and it just went and disappeared. | ||
| Oh, like Avatar. | ||
| Like a magic thing. | ||
| It's the most magic. | ||
| Scuba diving, I was down there for so long that I almost got nitrogen poisoning. | ||
| Really pleasant way to die, actually. | ||
| You just, you go, you just, people will take their regular out and give it to the fish so they can breathe, and you just die. | ||
| You die super slick. | ||
| Not me, bitch. | ||
| I'm going to make it to the surface. | ||
| Yeah, I'm going to figure it out. | ||
| But I was down there for two hours, man. | ||
| You know what you never see when you scuba dive? | ||
| What fish? | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| What animal do you never see? | ||
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Blue whale. | |
| Chickens. | ||
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Walruses. | |
| You can see seals. | ||
| You never see... | ||
| Not at blue whale. | ||
| You can see whales. | ||
| You never see dolphins. | ||
| Because they don't like the bubbles. | ||
| And I talked to the guy who's been scuba diving for 40 years. | ||
| I said, you ever seen dolphins? | ||
| He goes, never. | ||
| They're too smart. | ||
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What? | |
| So they see the bubbles and it's probably louder than them. | ||
| I guess they just don't like it. | ||
| Probably sounds like shit. | ||
| And then they probably don't like it that you could stay under. | ||
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No. | |
| They probably don't like it when you go to the top and get the fuck out of there. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's very interesting. | ||
| We saw a whole school of them as soon as we got up in the water. | ||
| Dolphins? | ||
| Yeah, the little ones too. | ||
| The gray ones. | ||
| You see them in Malibu all the time. | ||
| Maybe they hunt them. | ||
| Dolphins are in Malibu. | ||
| Well, I'm sure some people do. | ||
| They hunt them because they kill tuna. | ||
| That's one of the things that the Japanese do. | ||
| They're not really eating them as much as they're killing them in order to, like, because they get it, like, you know, you got hundreds of dolphins. | ||
| They find a school of tuna that decimate it. | ||
| And so these tuna men, you know, that, like... | ||
| They used to, if you watch Jiro Dreams of Sushi, have you seen that? | ||
| Great doc on Netflix. | ||
| Really interesting, but one of the things that really struck me was how he was talking about how when he first became a sushi chef, how easy it was to get the tuna, and how much tuna there was, and how it's radically diminished. | ||
| Well, Jiro got famous, you silly bitch. | ||
| Well, he didn't really. | ||
| His place is a tiny little-ass place, but I'm talking about from the time he was a young man, to like now, he's like, what is he, like in the 70s or something like that? | ||
| Yeah, I think he might be dead, actually. | ||
| His son runs it now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| His son runs? | ||
| Yeah, I think he's no longer alive. | ||
| So he died after the movie? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| Is he 90-something? | ||
| I don't think he's dead. | ||
| I know his son was supposed to go next in line. | ||
| It looked like a miserable gig. | ||
| You can have that job. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| It looked miserable. | ||
| Yeah, everybody's like, they find beauty in it, and I understand. | ||
| I watched it. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| There is some sort of a beauty in the meticulous process of creating the perfect food. | ||
| It looked exhausting, though. | ||
| Unbelievable. | ||
| And then how about, what's the name? | ||
| What's the fucking guy's name? | ||
| Jero? | ||
| When he gave me the sushi, wait to watch you eat it. | ||
| Yeah, freaky. | ||
| I get the fuck out of my face, man. | ||
| I just want to talk to my wife. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How weird is that? | ||
| That's an experience, though, right? | ||
| Six-month waiting list, too. | ||
| Do you think? | ||
| Do you think that that's different, though, than eating at a restaurant? | ||
| Like, you go to a steakhouse, the waiter comes, everybody's pleasant, it makes the experience better. | ||
| You sit there, you cut up your food, you have a conversation. | ||
| But if you're sitting in front of that dude, it's very different. | ||
| This is a completely different sort of experience. | ||
| This guy's crafting... | ||
| Some sort of culinary artwork for you. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| In the form of these bite-sized morsels of perfectly aged fish with a perfect sauce on it, with a perfectly cooked rice. | ||
| And he's been meticulous about this process for so long. | ||
| You're taking in some sort of a weird vibe. | ||
| I wouldn't want to do it all the time. | ||
| No, once every ten years would be great. | ||
| The other thing is you're going to walk away starving. | ||
| No, it's mastery. | ||
| It's a form of mastery that you should always experience because I think it's mastery and artistry. | ||
| It's not even food. | ||
| Yeah, it's sushi though. | ||
| It transcends food. | ||
| Rice, fish. | ||
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No. | |
| Rice, fish. | ||
| Did you see the documentary? | ||
| I know. | ||
| Yes, I did. | ||
| Rice, fish. | ||
| That's like saying, you can say that about anything. | ||
| You can simplify it. | ||
| But don't you think that life is about the variety of choices that you have? | ||
| And it's good that you could go to a place like this and have these weird bites of clam mixed with a weird sort of seaweed wrap on top of it and some perfectly cooked rice. | ||
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I love sushi. | |
| That looks good. | ||
| Are you listening to me? | ||
| It's a high level Benihana, right? | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Benihana is when the steakhouse cook in front of you. | ||
| Benihana, they cook in front of you. | ||
| This would be like sweet fish or sugar fish. | ||
| Yeah, sugar fish. | ||
| But it's like a little art form. | ||
| It's different. | ||
| I like classical music sometimes, man. | ||
| I like that it exists. | ||
| But if I went to a Henry Rollins concert or something like that, and someone was playing classical music, I'd be like, well, this doesn't work. | ||
| You go see Metallica, and there's a classical music band that opens up for them. | ||
| You're like, well, okay. | ||
| Or the opposite. | ||
| They have to go on after Slayer, Slayer, and then classical music. | ||
| But it doesn't mean that classical music sucks. | ||
| It means right now it's not the place for it. | ||
| It's not my Frequency, right? | ||
| I'm resonating at a different frequency. | ||
| Sometimes you want a fucking T-bone. | ||
| Sometimes you want a fat porterhouse. | ||
| You know, you want mashed potatoes and gravy and shit. | ||
| Sometimes you want to sit down in front of this guy who's been working his whole life on crafting the perfect kind of sushi. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| And he's going to judge you while you eat it. | ||
| Yeah, that's fascinating. | ||
| He's going to judge you. | ||
| He's going to serve you. | ||
| I love that shit. | ||
| Oh, no, you have to eat a certain way. | ||
| Yeah, and he wants your response. | ||
| Wait? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| A certain way? | ||
| What's a certain way? | ||
| I'm not sure, man. | ||
| You watch the doc? | ||
| He just gives it to you and you eat it. | ||
| No, no, so what? | ||
| Dude, I was in Italy and I considered the one that won the number one restaurant in the world, you know? | ||
| Like Michelin gives an award to the best restaurant in the world. | ||
| Once a year, right? | ||
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Woo! | |
| And we actually sat with the chef and he had like this, like... | ||
| This thing comes out and it was a bun. | ||
| It was like this bun with eel, like barbecued eel in it. | ||
| You'd usually be like, what the fuck is this? | ||
| It was, well, when you bite into it, you don't ever say, oh, that tastes just like. | ||
| You don't ever say that. | ||
| Or you don't even say that tastes kind of like. | ||
| You just go, mmm, never smelled or tasted anything like that in my life. | ||
| That's the most unique fucking flavor and experience I've ever had. | ||
| And that's why he's always been in the top, for the past five years, always been in the top three best restaurants. | ||
| He makes the eel sandwiches? | ||
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That's his thing? | |
| He makes the craziest shit! | ||
| He'll make a grilled cheese. | ||
| He'll make a grilled cheese, and it's like, oh, it's a grilled cheese. | ||
| Well, no, it's not, actually. | ||
| It's what's called a perfect grilled cheese, and then everything else is trying to be a grilled cheese. | ||
| It's like, he'll do simple shit, little simple things, and change your whole fucking life. | ||
| With three ingredients. | ||
| Let me tell you something, bitch. | ||
| Nobody's changed my life with a fucking grilled cheese sandwich. | ||
| He gets so ahead of himself. | ||
| I'm just telling you. | ||
| You get so ahead of yourself. | ||
| It's a fucking grilled cheese sandwich. | ||
| You don't know. | ||
| Unless it's got short ribs in it. | ||
| I think it was a slider. | ||
| I had a grilled cheese sandwich once with short ribs, barbecued beef short ribs in it. | ||
| I'm fucking starving now. | ||
| We should go eat. | ||
| Dude, those short ribs at Morton's with Alex Jones. | ||
| Good lord, they're good. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Not as good as this guy, you fuckers. | ||
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| You fucks. | ||
| You don't know shit about Italy. | ||
| This is why Trump won. | ||
| People like you. | ||
| People like you and your fruity talk. | ||
| And your goddamn eel sandwiches. | ||
| You haven't eaten it. | ||
| And slaves served us from China. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But it was cheap. | ||
| I'm eating one of these. | ||
| If they gave you an option to buy the phone in the United States, but the phone might be a little more wonky and cost 500 bucks more, or you could just keep it going with slave labor. | ||
| Let's keep slave labor going. | ||
| I gotta talk to my mother. | ||
| Talking about the slave phone 7? | ||
| I'll take that. | ||
| You're gonna take that? | ||
| I'll take the slave phone 7. You would take the one that's made in this meticulous Chinese factory. | ||
| By people that make a pittance rather than someone who works in America and can enjoy their football game on Sunday and get their fucking coffee break and buy their Ram truck and have a good house in the suburbs. | ||
| You won't pay $500 more for your fucking phone that you got attached to your hip to give you bone cancer while you fucking drive down the highway in your electric car, you faggot. | ||
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I would buy an American $500. | |
| If it was the exact same phone? | ||
| Exact same phone. | ||
| Oh, 100%. | ||
| $500? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Do you think the average person would pay $50 more? | ||
| No. | ||
| I think $50 more is an achievable number. | ||
| It's already ridiculous. | ||
| It's already ridiculous. | ||
| They're like $800. | ||
| What's the difference between $800 and $1,100? | ||
| Most of the time it's getting subsidized by your cell phone company. | ||
| Most of the times, you buy a contract, you get a phone for a discount. | ||
| You buy an iPhone from Verizon or what have you. | ||
| You're not spending the full $1,200 or whatever it is it costs. | ||
| You're spending a part of that, and the rest of it gets paid off over the years of your contract. | ||
| Yeah, you get a five-year contract or whatever you do. | ||
| But no one ever keeps the phone of yours traded back in that restarts. | ||
| They jack you back up, and then within a year or so, you can get a new phone for free. | ||
| You can just upgrade for free. | ||
| They want to keep you hooked to the fucking tit. | ||
| Some of the things, I don't see how you can get better at certain things. | ||
| Like that Tesla out there, I don't know how you make a better technological car. | ||
| Oh, they'll be better, for sure. | ||
| That's the first edition, brother. | ||
| That's the first edition, really, though. | ||
| Well, they'll have much more integrated navigation systems, like navigation systems that have augmented reality. | ||
| This is a big thing they're doing now with phones, where they're coming up with applications where you can hold, like, a phone up, and you will be able to scan your neighborhood and find out where the stores are. | ||
| You can lift it up, and, like, you can go through the mall, and it'll give you reviews of each store, like, augmented balloons, like, cartoon balloons. | ||
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Damn. | |
| This is the Juice Factory. | ||
| They have awesome orange juice. | ||
| And you point right there. | ||
| This is going on right now. | ||
| This is ready to launch stuff. | ||
| And this is just out of your phone. | ||
| Just lifting up with your phone. | ||
| It's going to get in your car. | ||
| So that's going to be in your car. | ||
| It's going to be way better internet. | ||
| First of all, podcasts. | ||
| The stuff that you guys are doing. | ||
| It's going to replace radio, essentially. | ||
| There's going to be no reason to hire someone to rent a building, to broadcast a signal, when you can just get all the information from, whether it's a combat sports podcast or news podcast or government. | ||
| It's going to be on the internet. | ||
| It's going to be a direct line right into your car. | ||
| It's ridiculous that it's not there on every car already. | ||
| Because it's free. | ||
| Everybody wants something for free. | ||
| You can get it at any time. | ||
| That's going to be 100% the case. | ||
| It's going to be very difficult to sell radio or even the idea of a radio signal in just a few decades. | ||
| It's going to be like payphones. | ||
| Payphones don't exist anymore. | ||
| The other thing that we were talking about with manufacturing is I think it's more likely that we're going to end up having 3D printers, massive 3D printers, so we'll be able to order what we want that'll be made right in our jurisdiction, in our town, and then, you know, it's a three-minute drive to your house with that, or you come and pick it up at this main depot, right? | ||
| Well, they think that's the number one problem with automated, like, these artificially intelligent computers and all the different things they're going to have where they have robots or building cars and shit. | ||
| The number one problem is going to be the loss of jobs for skilled workers. | ||
| All these people that are currently doing these things. | ||
| Automated trucks are going to replace truck drivers. | ||
| All that truck drivers make a huge bulk of most male blue collar employment. | ||
| I think if they can go from San Francisco to New York with no sleep, you're going to get your packages faster. | ||
| Not only that, they can't hit things. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Literally, they have cameras all around them. | ||
| They back off. | ||
| They've shown a diminished rate of accidents with automated cars versus people driving cars. | ||
| That's how your car is going to get better, too. | ||
| I drive my car. | ||
| Yeah, but it's still not perfect. | ||
| Do you do that, though? | ||
| Do you ever do it? | ||
| You said it? | ||
| Yeah, all the time. | ||
| Do you pay attention, or do you just beat off? | ||
| I don't have to, but I do. | ||
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What do you do? | |
| Beat off. | ||
| Could you do that? | ||
| Could you put porn on that big flat screen in front of you? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You could. | ||
| Yeah, some guy died, right? | ||
| Some guy died doing it. | ||
| Yeah, he was in the self-drive jacking off the porn and died, I'm pretty sure. | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
| Wow, could you imagine if that was your shit? | ||
| Like, what do I like to do, bro? | ||
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I like to get on the highway, bring it up to about 75. Start being annoyed. | |
| There are people that do that. | ||
| People love to do things like that in public. | ||
| Just all he watches is gagging videos. | ||
| He just likes running mascara and snotty noses. | ||
| On the 405. And this guy's spitting on his own dick on the highway. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jump in the backseat. | ||
| Can you jump in the backseat? | ||
| He's called Brian Kellan. | ||
| Can you jump in the back seat? | ||
| So now apparently, I think what was happening, this is what I heard, I don't know if it's true, but guys would get drunk, they would put their address into their navigation and let the car take them home. | ||
| I don't know if that's, and they'd crawl in the back seat, and I think Tesla found out about that and thought that's a big liability. | ||
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Why is that safe? | |
| It's not ready yet. | ||
| That's why I want that fucking car. | ||
| It's not ready yet. | ||
| Yeah, but if you let someone decide that they can press automatic driver, you can't decide when they can press it and when they can't. | ||
| Like, either it can drive itself perfectly or it can't. | ||
| It's got to get better. | ||
| But if you're drunk, okay, but if it does get better and you're drunk, is it irresponsible to let it drive home? | ||
| No. | ||
| I mean, it seems like, does it really work? | ||
| Does it really work? | ||
| If it doesn't really work, why the fuck are you selling it? | ||
| Why are you selling an automated car that doesn't 100% of the time every fucking single time work? | ||
| It's not ready. | ||
| They shouldn't release it when it can kind of work. | ||
| You can only do it if you're in carpool or if you're over 70 in traffic. | ||
| So if that's the case, you gotta let drunks have it. | ||
| What happens to me is when I do self-drive, sometimes it'll just say, do-doot, and they'll grab the wheel. | ||
| You can't. | ||
| Or sometimes you try to do it and they go, not here. | ||
| Like, it won't work in certain areas. | ||
| Oh, fuck you, Tesla. | ||
| It tells you that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In certain areas, you just can't. | ||
| You click the thing twice towards you, and sometimes it's like, nah, auto-steer. | ||
| Auto-steer, not available. | ||
| It's like if you have a freaky girlfriend, but every now and then she turns you down just to give you that little element of mystery. | ||
| Like, is it going to go down? | ||
| Or is she going to get mad at me for no fucking reason whatsoever? | ||
| Keeping you on your toes. | ||
| Goddamn this freaky bitch. | ||
| That's why I don't get down. | ||
| I'm so tired. | ||
| I really don't. | ||
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I can't get down with them. | |
| You don't like the Tesla? | ||
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No. | |
| Well, kids. | ||
| Should we wrap this bitch up? | ||
| This has been fun. | ||
| I want everybody to know. | ||
| We didn't talk about fights at all. | ||
| It's okay. | ||
| You know why? | ||
| Okay, let's go over real quick. | ||
| All I said was Simon was going to punch a bitch in the face. | ||
| Do you feel like Jermaine Durandamy should have won, or do you think that she should have been deducted points? | ||
| Worst case, it should have been a draw. | ||
| I think the right thing to do was Holly should have won. | ||
| You have to deduct those points. | ||
| And I think even Jermaine realized that when she goes, I'll give Holly a rematch right away, because tainted. | ||
| She's like, I'm not a dirty fighter. | ||
| She knows what she did was fucked up. | ||
| Holly won that fight. | ||
| Well, Holly definitely got the only legit knockdown. | ||
| She landed that question mark kick. | ||
| That was beautiful. | ||
| She hit it behind the shoulder, came over the top, I gave Holly the win for octagon control, she landed more leg kicks, and she had the only significant strike in the, like the big strike. | ||
| Jermaine Durandamy did more damage when she connected, but she didn't connect as much. | ||
| But then Holly did do more damage in two instances. | ||
| One with the question mark kick, and another time she dropped her with a straight left. | ||
| That was one of the best punches of the fight, and that was in the, I think it was the fourth, fifth round, was it? | ||
| Might have been the fifth. | ||
| Yeah, she dropped her and it was a big moment. | ||
| So you could say that that round and the head kick round, two different rounds, were both easily 10-8, right? | ||
| When you drop someone with a head kick and drop someone with a... | ||
| Not 10-8. | ||
| You don't think so? | ||
| That was like off balance. | ||
| But you understand there's new rules. | ||
| The new rules are giving 10-8s easier. | ||
| Which one? | ||
| Which one's off balance? | ||
| The head kick. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| No, sir. | ||
| She said herself she was dazed. | ||
| Nasty combo. | ||
| She said herself she was dazed, and there's a picture of it on Mike Winklejohn's or Jackson Winklejohn's Instagram account where you see how well it connected. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It's over the top. | ||
| It's just shinned a dome, dude. | ||
| She's rocked. | ||
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It's beautiful. | |
| She went down from that. | ||
| That was legit. | ||
| But Holly almost kicked her in the face while she was down. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Perfect timing. | ||
| You're allowed to kick him in the chest, though. | ||
| What's interesting is if she saw that her hands were down, she could have just changed the angle a little bit and hit her She has the skill to do. | ||
| Do you think that's a good rule or a bad rule? | ||
| I think the new one-handed rule is perfect. | ||
| I think that's perfect. | ||
| So, what is that rule? | ||
| One hand's down, you can still kick him. | ||
| But if two hands are down, you can't. | ||
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In the face? | |
| Yes. | ||
| So, as soon as one hand comes up, you can kick him in the face. | ||
| But don't you think, I think to get rid of eye gouging, hitting after the bell, and even going kicks, there's zero tolerance Tolerance policy, where if it happens, we've got to deduct a point. | ||
| So it's not up to the ref anymore. | ||
| Because refs don't want to change the outcome of the fight, so they're so scared to deduct a point. | ||
| What she did to Holly is ridiculous. | ||
| She's been in way too many fights. | ||
| She hit her so hard it changed the outcome of the fight. | ||
| And Holly still won. | ||
| She rocked it with a giant right hand at the end of the bell, and it was bad. | ||
| It was bad to the point where we all went, oh, like Daniel Cormier was next to me. | ||
| It's horrible. | ||
| It was the first time I did a commentary with Cormier and Anik, like the three of us together. | ||
| It was really good. | ||
| Cormier was great. | ||
| It was interesting. | ||
| It all depends what kind of judge you got judging the fight, but some judges would look at it the way you guys are looking at it, based on what you guys said. | ||
| Some would say the right one. | ||
| And then others would look at it like, okay, Holly was trying to take her down, looked like she was avoiding the stand-up, couldn't take her down. | ||
| She had her against the cage. | ||
| It was like, some judges will look at that as, she doesn't want to fight standing, and she's not able to get the fight to the ground. | ||
| She's kind of just holding against the cage for safety. | ||
| Some people look at that as losing a round and not winning a round. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| That's ridiculous because she wants to get free. | ||
| It's octagon control and she has an underhook. | ||
| It's ridiculous because she wants to get free and she can't get free. | ||
| That means Holly's holding her against her will. | ||
| She's dictating the fight. | ||
| She's winning that. | ||
| Well, that's the only way to look at it. | ||
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That's the rules. | |
| That's the only way to look at it. | ||
| That's literally how they judge a fight. | ||
| That's the only way to judge a fight. | ||
| The problem is, is that that referee didn't want to change the outcome of the fight. | ||
| They're so scared of the backlash, they don't do it. | ||
| So you need to take that power out of their hands and go, I poke. | ||
| But that same referee was separating people when they were clenching. | ||
| There was a lot of weirdness to it. | ||
| He's a moron. | ||
| New York should not have those big fights. | ||
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How dare you? | |
| Can you believe what you just said? | ||
| I'm surprised they let him even do that title fight. | ||
| They have to. | ||
| It's New York State. | ||
| New York State is going to appoint their own referees in a certain amount of fights. | ||
| And I don't know how many. | ||
| I don't know how it works. | ||
| I don't know what the agreement is. | ||
| But that's often the case when you go into state athletic commissions. | ||
| John McCarthy, Herb Dean. | ||
| I know. | ||
| You have the best in the world. | ||
| Eve Levine. | ||
| You have some of the best in the world. | ||
| Did John McCarthy or Herb Dean come out and make a statement of that? | ||
| Yeah, John McCarthy said they should have issued a warning right away, like a strict warning on that first one, which I disagree with. | ||
| And then he goes, on the second one, I would have took a point. | ||
| They should have taken a point right away. | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| I agree for absolutely the second one, but I think the first one was so egregious. | ||
| Baa! | ||
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Crap! | |
| Boom, combo. | ||
| Wobbles her. | ||
| I have to take a point. | ||
| I'm just not buying that, you know, like I get the heat of the moment. | ||
| You can't let that happen. | ||
| I get that you're in the heat of the moment. | ||
| You want to kill and destroy and you're Jermaine Duran to me and you got 46-0 in Muay Thai and you're a 10-time Muay Thai champion because you're a fucking killer. | ||
| She's a killer, man. | ||
| I mean, that's what she is. | ||
| But there's a rule. | ||
| That was dirty. | ||
| And the rule's the rule. | ||
| You know what's going on. | ||
| You know what's going on. | ||
| You've been in 46 fights before that and you never did that. | ||
| So all of a sudden you're doing it. | ||
| It's the heat of the moment. | ||
| You want to see an immediate rematch? | ||
| I just did it twice. | ||
| Immediate rematch? | ||
| That 141 belt is shit. | ||
| I think so. | ||
| I would say you have to have an immediate rematch. | ||
| You have to. | ||
| But Jermaine Duran to me, look, everybody knows that Cyborg's looming in the background. | ||
| Cyborg's always going to be there. | ||
| There's no winner in this. | ||
| I mean, Holly should have won, but you have to fight Cyborg next. | ||
| Enjoy that. | ||
| Yeah, it's going to be really... | ||
| There's no winner here. | ||
| It's going to be really interesting to see what the choice is. | ||
| Whether or not they go straight to a rematch or whether or not they let Cyborg fight. | ||
| Well, isn't 45 a nightmare for her to suck down to? | ||
| No. | ||
| 40 is. | ||
| She's done 45 many times. | ||
| It's not easy. | ||
| Here's the deal. | ||
| As you get older and you do it more often, your body resists it more and more and more. | ||
| And the fact that they make her... | ||
| I still maintain to this day they should have never asked her to go to 140. They should have never been trying to get her to 135. They should have just... | ||
| Either have a featherweight division or don't. | ||
| She said she could do it, though. | ||
| Dana said he met with her and she was like, yeah, we can do it. | ||
| So that's when I'm like, cool, man. | ||
| There's so many fighters that drop down a couple weight classes. | ||
| That's a normal thing in MMA. She's so big, dude. | ||
| She's so big, brother. | ||
| When you get smaller, you get smaller. | ||
| 45 is a weight class. | ||
| She can make 45. She's done it before. | ||
| But even now, as people get older, again, there's a lot of fighters. | ||
| It gets tougher and tougher and they can't do it anymore. | ||
| You know, some guys just can't do it anymore. | ||
| Johnny Hendrix is dealing with it. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Johnny Hendrix. | ||
| This Sunday, we're doing a fight companion. | ||
| Are we doing it? | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Are you here Sunday? | ||
| Well, I'm going to be in Nashville. | ||
| Thank God. | ||
| Thursday, Friday, Saturday. | ||
| Nashville and Zaney's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, everybody. | ||
| Come see me this weekend. | ||
| That's not Sunday. | ||
| I fly back Sunday, but I haven't seen my family in 10 days. | ||
| Okay, we'll see you in the morning. | ||
| Make waffles and shit. | ||
| I'll see. | ||
| I'll see if I can do it. | ||
| What time? | ||
| Probably 6 o'clock, I think. | ||
| 6 o'clock, because it's 7 o'clock. | ||
| The people, if I don't, the people will freak out. | ||
| You got Hector Lombard, Johnny Hendricks. | ||
| Yeah, that's what I was going to say. | ||
| Johnny Hendricks is fighting Hector Lombard, his first 185-pound fight. | ||
| I hate that fight for Johnny. | ||
| It's not a good fight. | ||
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Really? | |
| No. | ||
| Goddamn, Hector Lombard looks so jacked right now. | ||
| I haven't seen him. | ||
| There was a photo of him post-training, flexing his abs, and I was like, He's so jacked, and at 85, he can just eat whatever he wants. | ||
| Enjoy that, Johnny Hendrix. | ||
| But Johnny Hendrix is powerful and explosive at 85. Not anymore. | ||
| He's never fought at 85. No, I know that, but he's had such a hard time sucking at 70, I can't imagine him at 85. There's a certain... | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Jesus fucking Christ. | ||
| That's a USADA hat there, son. | ||
| Yeah, who wants that guy pounded on them? | ||
| He's so jacked. | ||
| That is sick. | ||
| He's lost his last two, though. | ||
| Yeah, but he lost to Dan fucking Henderson. | ||
| And who did he lose to before that? | ||
| Oh, Neil Magny. | ||
| Neil Magny. | ||
| Yeah, Neil Magny was impressive because he had Neil Magny out in that first round. | ||
| Neil finished him. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Crazy, man. | ||
| That was amazing. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| You look at how tough Neil Magny has to be to survive the onslaught of that first round. | ||
| Like, he got cracked. | ||
| Neil wants a fight with Jorge Masvidal now. | ||
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Holy shit. | |
| That's a fun one. | ||
| Jorge Masvidal. | ||
| But isn't Masvidal ahead of him in the rankings now? | ||
| He is, but Masvidal got his shot at number five. | ||
| Why can't, you know, Neil's ranked seventh or eighth. | ||
| Why can't he get a shot? | ||
| Here's the fight to set up. | ||
| Masvidal vs. | ||
| Damian Maia for the number one contender position. | ||
| Damian's already got it. | ||
| Damian's already won the number one. | ||
| What you gotta do is Masvidal-Robbie Lawler. | ||
| Because they have to have this fucking rematch, man. | ||
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I know. | |
| Masvidal-Robbie Lawler. | ||
| That's a good matchup. | ||
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Old teammates. | |
| Robbie laughed. | ||
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Bad blood. | |
| This summer. | ||
| And they'll bang. | ||
| Those two. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Wouldn't you rather see Cowboy vs. | ||
| Robbie Lawler? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Yeah, I would. | |
| You know what? | ||
| I don't want to see it anytime soon. | ||
| Cowboy, take a goddamn break. | ||
| How much of a time? | ||
| At least six months. | ||
| Six months. | ||
| Six months, no training, no head injuries. | ||
| Six months, you're not in pursuit of the title right now. | ||
| It's just kind of chill. | ||
| He's got nothing to prove. | ||
| He's amazing. | ||
| He's done his thing. | ||
| I wonder if there's a way where you can tell how long a guy should take off after they get a severe knockout. | ||
| Like, I wonder if there's tests that they can do where they can tell you. | ||
| You know how you fuck up your meniscus? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| They give you a scope and they go, look, just be real easy on it. | ||
| Four to six weeks. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| They have like a time limit and they can look at it and then they can do an MRI afterwards. | ||
| Hey, you're looking good, Brendan. | ||
| So we're going to authorize some light training, but please take it easy. | ||
| Let's see how we feel. | ||
| They can do it off the reaction drill. | ||
| Can they? | ||
| They do it. | ||
| It's a test, a reaction. | ||
| And football used to do it. | ||
| If you got concussed, before the season you do the test, see how fast you were. | ||
| And then if you got concussed, they'd make you do it, see how fast you were. | ||
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Wow. | |
| And then you do it two weeks later to see. | ||
| And what is it comprised of? | ||
| It's like all these different objects, and you have to touch it when they blink, and then you've got to put patterns together. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| What was that game? | ||
| Simon? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Yeah, there you go. | ||
| It's like Simon, but with shapes. | ||
| You have shapes and colors, and then you'd have a certain timeline. | ||
| If you did it in 46 seconds, if you were concussed and you did it in two minutes, you'd do it two weeks later and you're back to your normal. | ||
| That's really interesting that we have it that way because some people would argue that there's some stupid motherfuckers out there. | ||
| It doesn't matter if they're concussed. | ||
| They're still gonna suck at that worse than you are. | ||
| Well, if they suck before they still suck. | ||
| This guy's a moron. | ||
| He can't remember his own fucking name. | ||
| You let him play every week. | ||
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For sure. | |
| Come on, coach. | ||
| I'm sure there's better ways. | ||
| The brain we just can't get into. | ||
| But that's the thing is there's not better ways. | ||
| One of the scariest things about CTE is they can't really, really check to see what you have until after you're dead. | ||
| How is that the case? | ||
| How come they can't see that with MRIs? | ||
| Is that MRIs just aren't as effective yet? | ||
| That gray matter doesn't show up, does it? | ||
| There are a lot of issues with MRIs. | ||
| They did an MRI on a dead salmon, and certain parts of the brain lit up. | ||
| So you've got to be very careful with this. | ||
| Maybe it's Jesus. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Maybe it's God and the fish. | ||
| Yeah, MRIs don't necessarily tell you... | ||
| Like when they say, oh, this part of your brain lit up when you were doing this, when you were thinking about this, it's a little bit misleading. | ||
| Why is that like a shock that like some area of their brain, even though the body's dead, might have some weird connection? | ||
| To the great beyond while they're sitting there at the Fulton fish market on a pile of ice like there's some part of their brain tuning in to the god force of the universe we just say it's over for a man look no gills we already gutted them it's over and he's there in his little fucking fish head traveling through dimensions well they used to always wonder why when they cut your head off When they're guillotine, | ||
| when they cut your head off, sometimes they'd see people mouthing prayers while they were still doing it. | ||
| It's a good move. | ||
| So are you conscious? | ||
| If your brain has oxygen, you get your head cut off right away. | ||
| Are you looking? | ||
| Is it possible for your head and your brain to be looking at your headless body? | ||
| No, sir. | ||
| No, it is. | ||
| Here's the deal. | ||
| Because when your head gets cut off, the blood's not pumping through your head. | ||
| It's going to stay there. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| For a second. | ||
| Some of it's going to spill out. | ||
| Whatever's there is going to carry oxygen to your fucking stupid brain for as long as you stay alive. | ||
| And it's only going to be a few seconds. | ||
| So if you're lying there and there's still blood in your brain, you're looking over at your head, you're like, oh my god, now I'm dead. | ||
| Nothing's coming out of your mouth because you're not attached to your lungs anymore. | ||
| Yeah, that's what they did. | ||
| That's why they also did that shit. | ||
| But what if you got shot in the heart and you died right away? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, you don't. | ||
| You don't die right away. | ||
| You die really quickly. | ||
| Your body goes limp right away. | ||
| It takes a few seconds. | ||
| If you had a shotgun to just blow a hole through your chest, you wouldn't be alive. | ||
| It would take a few seconds. | ||
| You still got the oxygenated blood in your brain. | ||
| Although when you get your neck severed, when you get everything severed that quickly, doesn't it knock you out, though? | ||
| Sometimes, I'm sure. | ||
| In some cases... | ||
| But there were... | ||
| They said that a lot of times the head would still be mouthing prayers as it was... | ||
| I could only imagine, man. | ||
| Would you read that? | ||
| It's just always... | ||
| It's well known. | ||
| The legend when you had your head cut off. | ||
| It's in the Bible. | ||
| You'd be saying things. | ||
| But there's a book called The History of the Guillotine. | ||
| The Guillotine was a doctor. | ||
| Imagine being in a town square. | ||
| They decided some fucking pickpocket needs to get his head cut off in front of everybody and get to watch this guy. | ||
| That was their entertainment. | ||
| I know, but how crazy is that? | ||
| It's fucking brutal. | ||
| Imagine watching that big thing drop down on someone's head and the fucking head hit the basket. | ||
| Well, isn't it weird that we're still into that? | ||
| Like, those ISIS videos are bigger than ever. | ||
| They have more views than ever. | ||
| Didn't Mississippi just... | ||
| Was it Mississippi that just passed a law allowing firing squad executions again? | ||
| That's some redneck shit, but I dig it. | ||
| I think it might be Mississippi. | ||
| In Saudi Arabia every Friday. | ||
| They're like, let's send a message, y'all. | ||
| Aren't they having problems getting the medicine or the... | ||
| Yeah, so there's plenty of bullets down there. | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
| I mean, it's kind of weird that there's a good way and a bad way to kill people. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| In Saudi Arabia, they still have public executions. | ||
| And they have a guy there with a sword. | ||
| And he comes out. | ||
| And then you're brought out. | ||
| And I believe somebody says a blessing over you. | ||
| You're able to say some prayers. | ||
| And then I believe, my dad witnessed this a couple times, it's a public thing. | ||
| And you'll squat down. | ||
| Your dad witnessed this? | ||
| Yeah, because his office was right there. | ||
| You get on your knees? | ||
| Did he go out and watch it close up? | ||
| Well, he could actually see some of it from his window, apparently, his office window. | ||
| In prime spots. | ||
| But yes, he was there and he saw it. | ||
| And my mother saw it too. | ||
| So the guy would be, his hands, I believe, are tied behind his back. | ||
| He's forced to squat. | ||
| And what they'll do is, if they're good, they'll jab you a little bit so you stiffen. | ||
| And then, boom, really quickly, the head comes off. | ||
| Wait, so they jab you in the back? | ||
| Just so your body, so you don't sway. | ||
| And then, boom, and it comes right off. | ||
| Are they still killing? | ||
| Do they still have the death penalty in California? | ||
| I'm lost on that. | ||
| Yeah, they do, but they haven't killed anybody here in quite a while. | ||
| Isn't it weird that they used to kill people with gas chambers? | ||
| Isn't that like the most evil Nazi thing you could do? | ||
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Electricity is worse. | |
| Is it like super evil Nazis? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| Electricity is worse. | ||
| Especially when it doesn't work. | ||
| What's weird is that real violence, like bullets, is what we frown upon. | ||
| The real effective way. | ||
| Like shooting someone in the head. | ||
| Put a gun right to their head. | ||
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And the cheapest way. | |
| Blow it away. | ||
| And the cheapest. | ||
| The easiest way. | ||
| For sure it would work. | ||
| Why you gotta gas them? | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
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Just shoot them. | |
| It's inhumane, bro. | ||
| For sure it would work. | ||
| Inhumane, but so a gas chamber's supposed to be humane? | ||
| No, I'm saying shoot him. | ||
| It's obviously cheaper than the way to go. | ||
| So are they using the gas chamber because they're trying to be humane or are they trying to be evil? | ||
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I don't get it. | |
| Well, they just have to figure out a way to do it where it seems more systematic than a bullet. | ||
| Well, also lethal injection. | ||
| I think now lethal injection is the most common. | ||
| But was the gas chamber, was it to be humane in California, or is it to be an evil, and we're going to get revenge on you killers? | ||
| No, I believe that public execution, as it was done in this country, whether it was through anything, whether it was hanging, whether it was electric chair, whether it was gas chamber, there was always the idea that it was supposed to be done at least... | ||
| By the state in a dignified manner, not in a way that constitutes cruel and unusual punishment, for example. | ||
| So you would never torch somebody to death. | ||
| You try to make it as quick as possible, as systematic as possible. | ||
| The state says you have to die. | ||
| You give your life up for the crime you committed, an eye for an eye. | ||
| And that's done in a very sort of antiseptic, systematic way. | ||
| But a gas streamer? | ||
| You know you fucked up, and you're strapped to a chair, and you're looking up, and all the people that were friends with the person you killed are staring at you, and they're about to cook you. | ||
| They're about to fucking screw this electrical cap down on your head. | ||
| How is that human? | ||
| I don't think you can see that. | ||
| How is that human? | ||
| You can't see it? | ||
| Yeah, I think it's one way. | ||
| Who invented that shit? | ||
| Who thought that was a good idea? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's even more fucked up that they can see you and you can't see them. | ||
| They put diapers on you sometimes. | ||
| And I think the reason they don't shoot you in the head is so that if the family wants to have an open casket funeral or something. | ||
| All that goes out the window if you kill someone. | ||
| You know what's really fucked up? | ||
| The whole thing is that they give you your choice of what you get to eat. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| You get a last meal. | ||
| You get to pick your last meal. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Fucking eel sandwiches. | ||
| Twinkies and shit. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Have a nice beer, nice cold beer with it. | ||
| Last meal. | ||
| How would you like to go if you had a choice? | ||
| Electric chair, gas chamber, or lethal injection? | ||
| Pack of Walgreens. | ||
| Throw that in there as well. | ||
| Lethal injection because they put you to sleep first. | ||
| And then what about between electric chair and gas chamber? | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| I don't know, dude. | ||
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I don't want that electric chair. | |
| You have to choose one. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| You have to choose one. | ||
| With the gas chamber, you go into convulsions. | ||
| You foam at the mouth. | ||
| It sucks. | ||
| So electric chair then. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't fucking know. | ||
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What's worse? | |
| I like how they have to hit you again sometimes. | ||
| Hit them again. | ||
| I was watching this thing where the electric chair, it didn't work, and they tried it twice, and it didn't work on the dude, and now they can't kill him. | ||
| Do you believe that stuff in faces of death? | ||
| We talked about this before, those killings in faces of death. | ||
| That's not real, right? | ||
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No, that shit's real. | |
| No, I think they're all fake. | ||
| No, some of them are definitely fake. | ||
| No, they're all real. | ||
| Some of them are definitely recreation, some of them are definitely real. | ||
| There's a really, really real one where they have this guy from the Middle East, and they tied him to two different trucks and pulled him apart. | ||
| Yeah, that shit's real. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| You know what? | ||
| I saw a documentary. | ||
| It was on YouTube. | ||
| It's about the guys who put it together. | ||
| They're being interviewed. | ||
| It's fake? | ||
| Don't do that, bro. | ||
| They faked everything. | ||
| And they show you how they did it. | ||
| The monkey brain. | ||
| Oh, that's definitely fake. | ||
| Yeah, it's all fake. | ||
| All of it. | ||
| Where they have that corpse on, they're eating them. | ||
| But Eddie, hold on a second, Eddie, that's not true. | ||
| Because that fucking judge that shot himself on television, what's that guy's name? | ||
| From that song, Hey Man, Nice Shot? | ||
| Bud Dwyer. | ||
| Bud Dwyer. | ||
| That guy is in Faces of Death, and that guy really shot himself on the fucking news. | ||
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Was that Faces of Death 1? | |
| I don't remember which one he was in. | ||
| I saw something on YouTube with the guys who put it together. | ||
| The directors, they put it together. | ||
| They're talking about different people in the scenes, and they're going through it. | ||
| But there's a guy who jumped off, and he definitely... | ||
| There's a lot of people that died. | ||
| I think the whole thing was fake, man. | ||
| Well, I think there was some... | ||
| They faked it all. | ||
| It was my childhood. | ||
| No, they didn't, Eddie. | ||
| They had some real footage and some fake footage. | ||
| They had some real live events where people died. | ||
| I'm telling you, I saw a documentary about each scene. | ||
| Oh, then we'll just chalk that up as truth. | ||
| It was on YouTube, though. | ||
| I'll admit that. | ||
| We'll end it. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| It's already 6.30. | ||
| For God's sake, I gotta go take care of my dog. | ||
| Take care of your dog. | ||
| So Sunday, Fight Companion, 6 p.m. | ||
| Pacific Time for Travis Brown versus Derek Lewis and Hector Lombard versus Johnny Hendricks. | ||
| Those are actually two pretty good fights. | ||
| That should be interesting. | ||
| So that's Sunday. | ||
| Hugh Fox. |
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