Oct. 9, 2016 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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Yes! | |
| We're live ladies and gentlemen! | ||
| UFC 204 Fight Companion with my brother Edgy Bra is here! | ||
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Hello! | |
| First time ever in the Fight Companion Cameron Haynes is here ladies and gentlemen. | ||
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What's up? | |
| And of course Brandon motherfucking Sharp aka Big Brown and we're here live for the Bisping versus Henderson rematch a fucking huge fight for the middleweight championship of the world in Bisping's hometown of Manchester, England. | ||
| They are gonna be going all Off! | ||
| When he gets into that cage. | ||
| He's never lost? | ||
| Where, over there? | ||
| Yeah, over there, he's never lost. | ||
| Well, dude, there's some serious love for Bisping in Manchester. | ||
| When I went to Bisping, to Manchester to watch him fight, I remember thinking, I've seen him fight a couple times in England, I believe, but when you see him over there, you realize, oh, they just don't like him in certain parts of America. | ||
| In England, he's gigantic. | ||
| Super-starched. | ||
| He's the reason why MMA's so big over there. | ||
| Huge over there like you don't realize it because there's been a bunch of times for whatever reason the fans turned against him and some some events and hair for talking shit like the time when he said the f-word fag but in England it's different it's not a homosexual term. | ||
| Isn't it a cigarette? | ||
| Yes so when he uses it over you know I'm saying he didn't mean it in that tone. | ||
| Right but that's how he was saying it he wasn't saying it like it was a cigarette he was saying it like... | ||
| But over there it's a little different, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| They throw it around in a different connotation. | ||
| This is what you always understand when it comes to trash talking. | ||
| When two dudes are trash talking each other, you cannot expect them to keep it PC. | ||
| What they're trying to do is humiliate each other, it's verbal warfare. | ||
| And you can't say that that's his position on gay people. | ||
| Maybe it's rude for him to say it, maybe it's rude for him to insinuate there's anything wrong with being homosexual. | ||
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Definitely. | |
| But he's fucking with that guy. | ||
| You gotta understand, this is not like a deposition in court. | ||
| This is not like his ultimate feelings on homosexuality. | ||
| It's not some Donald Trump shit. | ||
| He's calling some dude a fag because he wants to punch him in the face. | ||
| Hopefully he doesn't run for presidency. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
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We were talking about that Trump thing way over here. | |
| It's like that movie, The Campaign, with Will Ferrell. | ||
| It's like, you can't make this shit up! | ||
| How crazy is it that it's a joke to say, hey, you better watch what you say or you'll get murdered by Hillary? | ||
| Isn't that crazy? | ||
| It's a joke and everyone knows it. | ||
| They say, you better watch what you say, Hillary will kill you, and that chick is running for president? | ||
| And that's like a joke! | ||
| Did you ever see that meme? | ||
| There's a meme of a deer laying on the side of the road. | ||
| It's dead. | ||
| And it said, what did that deer know about Hillary Clinton? | ||
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See, it's a joke! | |
| Everyone's laughing! | ||
| That chick is gonna be president! | ||
| Everybody's laughing. | ||
| Everybody's laughing! | ||
| The only reason we would laugh is because it's true. | ||
| That's the only reason we would laugh. | ||
| Yeah, it wouldn't be funny if you did that about Oprah. | ||
| No, that's not funny. | ||
| That's a legit point. | ||
| That's not funny at all. | ||
| It's totally true! | ||
| Yeah, it really is. | ||
| Well, there's that kid who, according to WikiLeaks... There it is. | ||
| According to WikiLeaks, the kid who is the DNC leak was the kid that got murdered outside of his place. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That guy got shot in the back at 4 o'clock in the morning outside of his apartment. | ||
| And according to the Julian Assange guy, I don't know if he knows for sure, but he believes that that guy's the leak. | ||
| That's the guy who sent the leaked emails. | ||
| Jesus, man. | ||
| About them supporting Hillary over Bernie Sanders, like deliberately trying to get Bernie Sanders out of the picture. | ||
| Yeah, I'm not talking shit on Hillary and Bill Clinton. | ||
| I'm just saying they're gangsters, you know what I mean? | ||
| I'm not saying it's bad. | ||
| They're like Tony Montana. | ||
| Did you like Tony Montana when you watched Scarface? | ||
| I did. | ||
| That's basically what Bill Clinton is like. | ||
| Look at this, what Jamie just put up there. | ||
| The missing hours of murdered DNC staffer alone in a bar, guzzling beer, depressed over trouble with his girlfriend. | ||
| The WikiLeaks-linked analyst refused to ride home, refused a ride home, and staggered out in the middle of the night to his mysterious death. | ||
| Well, that's a rough night. | ||
| Yeah, it could have been just shitty decision-making. | ||
| That's a little too convenient. | ||
| How about that one girl who got, I think she got suicided. | ||
| She was going to testify in a Paula Jones case with Bill Clinton and Paula Jones back in the day. | ||
| And she was gonna be the witness, boom. | ||
| She gets, uh... What's suicided, bro? | ||
| Suicided means... You pretend that someone killed themselves? | ||
| They pretend she killed herself? | ||
| No, no, yes, but they make it really, really obvious that it wasn't a suicide. | ||
| It's like leaving a statement. | ||
| Do you guys remember the guy who was the whistleblower for Enron who shot himself in the head twice? | ||
| Sure do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They did that on purpose. | ||
| Twice. | ||
| Twice. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He shot himself in the head twice and they said it was a suicide. | ||
| We don't see anything wrong with this. | ||
| Everything seems normal. | ||
| That's a real story. | ||
| If you have anything to do with politics and you get suicided, if you look into it, it's probably going to be pretty obvious it wasn't a suicide. | ||
| I could see Wiener commit suicide soon. | ||
| No, because he's not in office. | ||
| Who? | ||
| Anthony Wiener. | ||
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He just can't not send a dick pic. | |
| Dude's a freak. | ||
| He's botted up, too, for his age. | ||
| I'm not mad at it. | ||
| Don't have your kid in the bed, though, posting dick pics. | ||
| That's where I draw the line. | ||
| For sure should get into stand-up comedy. | ||
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I agree. | |
| He's a powerful speaker. | ||
| He's obviously a mess. | ||
| I bet he's hilarious. | ||
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Did you see that Robert De Niro speech about Donald Trump? | |
| No, De Niro? | ||
| Robert De Niro was like, for 30 seconds, he goes, that scumbag, I want to fucking punch Donald Trump in the face. | ||
| Because of this last thing? | ||
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Maybe not exactly like that, but... For sure just after. | |
| Just punch in Robert De Niro and talk mad shit on Donald Trump. | ||
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Hey, we got some good candidates. | |
| Let's bring it to the beginning, Jamie, please. | ||
| And put it in our ears so we can hear this. | ||
| Can you do it? | ||
| Is it alright? | ||
| Or no? | ||
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He's so blatantly stupid. | |
| He's a punk. | ||
| He's a dog. | ||
| He's a pig. | ||
| A mutt who doesn't know what he's talking about. | ||
| Doesn't do his homework. | ||
| He's an idiot. | ||
| Colin Powell said it best. | ||
| He's a national disaster. | ||
| He's an embarrassment to this country. | ||
| It makes me so angry that this country has gotten to this point. | ||
| That this fool, this bozo, has wound up where he has. | ||
| He talks how he wants to punch people in the face. | ||
| Well, I'd like to punch him in the face. | ||
| This is somebody that we want for president? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| What I care about is the direction of this country. | ||
| And what I'm very, very worried about is that it might go in the wrong direction with someone like Donald Trump. | ||
| If you care about your future, vote for it. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Well, if he's voting for Hillary, he's an idiot. | ||
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Well, before, I wasn't gonna vote, but now... Is he voting for Hillary? | |
| So, if he's saying... I mean, we got a crazy choice here. | ||
| Donald motherfucking Trump and Hillary? | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| We know Hillary's crooked as fuck! | ||
| Well, there's Gary Johnson, the Libertarian candidate. | ||
| That's a real option. | ||
| And he's reached as high as, I think, 20% in some states. | ||
| When people are scrambling, this is the best time ever for a Libertarian candidate. | ||
| Hell yeah! | ||
| That said independent at the end. | ||
| What was that meaning? | ||
| Well, Independent is Libertarian, Green Party Candidate is a bunch of different people, Jill Stein, she's the nominee. | ||
| See, no one even hears about her. | ||
| She's the Green Party Candidate. | ||
| But she said some ridiculous shit that drives me crazy. | ||
| One of the things that I think she means well in a lot of areas, but one of the things she said, she thinks that 16-year-olds should be allowed to vote. | ||
| Are you out of your fucking mind? | ||
| Bitch, I'm 33, I shouldn't be able to vote. | ||
| I don't know shit about it. | ||
| I'm gonna vote, though! | ||
| For sure, there should be a reason why we value your opinion. | ||
| And the thing about voting that's beautiful is that everybody gets to vote. | ||
| But the weird thing about voting is that there's a lot of us out there that really shouldn't have a fucking opinion. | ||
| They just haven't researched it. | ||
| It's based on nonsense. | ||
| They just pick one side that looks like the better guy in the movie, and that's what they go with. | ||
| That's why Trump, I think, is pulling ahead a little bit. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Or doing well, not pulling ahead, but doing well, because 18 to 36, social media, you see only him. | ||
| Headlines, headlines, headlines. | ||
| It's the Kim Kardashian effect. | ||
| He's the Kim Kardashian of presidents, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| And there's also a time, and that time is probably coming up very soon, where polls are no longer accurate. | ||
| Because no one's taking them. | ||
| I'm not taking them. | ||
| You're not taking them. | ||
| I'm never taking a poll. | ||
| Who the fuck goes to a poll? | ||
| The people that they're getting and they're talking to in polls, I have a whole bit about it. | ||
| That's the real 1% we should be concerned with. | ||
| The 1% who answer polls. | ||
| For sure just let me text in my vote. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| From my couch in my underwear. | ||
| How about we have like Instagram polls, you know, and you can't progress, you can't do any more Instagram activity until you vote yes or no on this shit. | ||
| Well then I just won't get on Instagram. | ||
| If they were locked out of social media, they'd vote. | ||
| - If you walked out of social media, they'd vote. - Or a Facebook, and it's right there, pops up, you can't do shit. | ||
| Your phone is frozen, - Just your phone, son. - 'til you make that fucking boom. | ||
| - Yeah, but you should wanna have an opinion based on something. | ||
| Or say, how this guy's setting Mursad Bekdik and Russell Doan, And it's 4.52, 4.51, 4.50, 4.49 of the first round. | ||
| So right now it's 4.45, 4.44. | ||
| So our sync will be like a few seconds off. | ||
| So if you want to sync up to the podcast, just pause your shit for a couple seconds and figure it out, bitch. | ||
| I don't want us to go, OH SHIT! | ||
| And then you see it. | ||
| That does happen, and it's a bummer, and I'm sorry. | ||
| How crazy is it that we have an actor talking crap about a presidential candidate? | ||
| What? | ||
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But he'll sway some votes, too, so I was like, oh, fuck, I left him in good thoughts. | |
| What is going on? | ||
| So weird. | ||
| What is going on? | ||
| This country is... | ||
| I don't even know what's going on. | ||
| I don't know what's insane. | ||
| Dave Chappelle has a whole skit on that a while ago when September 11th happened. | ||
| He said he turned on MTV. | ||
| He's like, I don't give a fuck what Ja Rule thinks about September 11th. | ||
| Like he was all over the TV. | ||
| Why the fuck is he talking right now? | ||
| A former director of the CIA came out and just crushed Donald Trump just like that too. | ||
| Not like a gangster like he just did, but a former director of the CIA had to come out and say, listen, I got my issues with Hillary, too. | ||
| He didn't get into them. | ||
| He goes, but Donald Trump, if we allow this guy to be president, it's going to fuck our country, basically, is what he said. | ||
| I think he might even win more now, because guys are like, you know what? | ||
| He's kind of like me! | ||
| The establishment is scared to death of Donald Trump. | ||
| That's what I'm seeing. | ||
| But it almost helps, because his name is out there more, right? | ||
| People are seeing it. | ||
| People are like, hey, De Niro's talking about him. | ||
| Almost, in some way. | ||
| Almost, you're right. | ||
| In some way, it might almost help. | ||
| But see, here's the thing. | ||
| It's a long time before November. | ||
| I mean, it doesn't seem like it is, but it is. | ||
| In this weird climate, crazy shit can happen with these people. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| How much more can come out? | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| What do you really think about Hillary? | ||
| I don't want any politician that's deeply entrenched in the political system at this point, in terms of who's influencing them. | ||
| She's doing things like these speeches in front of these bankers where she gets paid a quarter million dollars. | ||
| You don't do those if you're on the up and up. | ||
| That's just a payoff. | ||
| Nobody wants to see her talk for an hour. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| She's not funny. | ||
| Is she saying something? | ||
| Is she going to motivate you? | ||
| Is this like an Anthony Robbins speech? | ||
| All the dreaming. | ||
| And people buy it. | ||
| It's just like Dane Cook and shit. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| I don't understand what that means. | ||
| I don't understand what that means. | ||
| I don't know what that means. | ||
| What she's like is she's like the classic model of the politician who's not doing anything illegal. | ||
| But it's distasteful when you look at it in terms of like a whole system. | ||
| Like the system of like... | ||
| These people getting these jobs or people getting things based on whether or not they donated or have donated to the Clinton Foundation. | ||
| There's a lot of issues that people are having a giant problem with. | ||
| And not me. | ||
| Someone said, oh, you're buying into conspiracy theories. | ||
| The Washington Post isn't a fucking conspiracy website. | ||
| They print a lot of stories about this. | ||
| There's a lot of people that don't like the connection between some politicians and some special interest groups that pay them a ton of money to speak at places. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| Like crazy money. | ||
| People are just tired of politicians in general. | ||
| That's why they've gravitated towards Trump. | ||
| I agree 100%. | ||
| No one takes those big speech monies. | ||
| You don't take that big speech money if you're really concerned about representing the people. | ||
| That's your own interests. | ||
| That's a giant red flag. | ||
| It's sort of unethical, but you're allowed to do it, because it's not illegal technically. | ||
| But god damn it seems dark. | ||
| If you're taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from oil companies, then you're making decisions whether or not those oil companies are going to profit or not based on policy? | ||
| For sure there's a connection. | ||
| I'll tell you who's really fucked. | ||
| Trump's gonna be fine. | ||
| Jagillionaire, Scrooge McDuck. | ||
| Billy Bush, the other guy doing the interviews, the guy who's super fucked. | ||
| Billy Bush was the guy who was in the van. | ||
| Have you seen the video? | ||
| No, I haven't. | ||
| Oh, you guys haven't seen it? | ||
| Talking about this latest thing? | ||
| Excuse me, sir. | ||
| Let's see it, Jamie. | ||
| The grab the pussy thing? | ||
| I don't even want to see it. | ||
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I want to see it. | |
| It's legit. | ||
| I want to see it. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Hold on a second, man. | ||
| Mursad Bektik. | ||
| But got the back. | ||
| Billy Bush was the guy on... Oh shit, he's got it! | ||
| Oh, he's got it! | ||
| He's got a tap! | ||
| Oh boy, we did the shittiest job ever of covering that fight. | ||
| He was there before, and he hand fought, got out, and he got his back again. | ||
| Man. | ||
| I was balls deep in Billy Bush. | ||
| So Billy Bush is the guy who was talking to us. | ||
| He was the host, and he's from Entertainment Tonight, or he was. | ||
| Can I see this? | ||
| Can we? | ||
| Yeah, that's young Jamie. | ||
| That's young Jamie. | ||
| Is she going through a seizure? | ||
| Well, no, Billy Bush is the guy I interviewed, and they didn't know their mics were hot. | ||
| But this is in 2005. | ||
| He's like, yeah, he's like, you know, he's like, how about this chick? | ||
| Oh, how about her? | ||
| And, you know, he's kind of, he's fucked. | ||
| And then when they get out, there's a, you know, it's a host who's an attractive woman. | ||
| He goes, come on, give Donald a hug. | ||
| You at least got to hug him. | ||
| And after that talk, like, oh, he's a straight creep. | ||
| He's a creep. | ||
| Who's this guy? | ||
| Billy Bush. | ||
| You'll recognize him when you see him, I bet. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| To me, I just don't know how we got to this point where that's our option. | ||
| No, I know. | ||
| And I think it's the outrage that people have. | ||
| I think this political system, and I'm obviously not any kind of an expert, but I think it's like a battleship. | ||
| I think it starts moving and it takes a long time to change course. | ||
| I think what we're seeing now is we're seeing it change course. | ||
| And we're seeing people's outrage. | ||
| Are people really outraged? | ||
| Yes, they are. | ||
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There's Hillary winning in the polls and shit. | |
| Yeah, but you know what? | ||
| There's still outrage. | ||
| There's plenty of people that are outraged. | ||
| There's plenty of people that are just going to go Democratic no matter what. | ||
| There's plenty of people that realize that she's the better choice between the two monsters. | ||
| They like her better. | ||
| Even Arnold came out against Donald Trump, I think. | ||
| Yeah, Arnold came out. | ||
| Excuse me, sir? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Are you fucking kidding me? | ||
| Didn't he have a kid with his housekeeper? | ||
| Donald didn't fuck the nanny while he was married. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| But he was nice to them. | ||
| Arnold was like, I was nice to them. | ||
| I gave them the sausage. | ||
| I gave them that big kielbasa. | ||
| Arnold was denouncing Trump? | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Because he said it, dude, in his voice. | ||
| I can no longer stand for someone more of a scumbag than myself. | ||
| There's a line, people, he had just crossed it. | ||
| There's a line? | ||
| Okay, you don't grab the pussy. | ||
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First of all, a lot of them will let you, you just have to ask. | |
| You're just grabbing pussy, left and right, grabbing pussy. | ||
| This is not good. | ||
| And Arnold, you're pro-Hillary? | ||
| I think Hillary is a good woman. | ||
| She's just misunderstood. | ||
| And sometimes people, when they're around good women, they wind up suiciding themselves. | ||
| The power, the personality, it makes you humble. | ||
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Donald Trump is a problem. | |
| What about all those emails? | ||
| Yeah, that email thing is not good. | ||
| What does Arnold think about those emails? | ||
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I don't understand the email. | |
| The issue seems very complicated. | ||
| I've got to go. | ||
| Here's the governor! | ||
| That was our governor. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
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I loved him. | |
| He's my hero. | ||
| How about that, you know, the Bernie Sanders Hillary election rigging and all that crazy shit that they just covered up? | ||
| The DNC did. | ||
| Oh, shooting in Orlando, boom, ba-bam! | ||
| Well, I don't think that's true. | ||
| See, that's a convenient connection between 330 million people in one spot. | ||
| And when something bad happens, you blame it on these people that set things up. | ||
| It's not easy to set things up, but it is easy to take advantage of those things. | ||
| But hold on a second. | ||
| When a shooting happens, first of all, that's what everybody wants to see. | ||
| So they're going to cover it, and it does lighten things up. | ||
| Here's a perfect example. | ||
| Do you remember Gary Condit? | ||
| Here's a perfect example of that. | ||
| Gary Condit was a politician who was having sex with his girlfriend, who was like a secretary or some shit like that, and she was really young. | ||
| And she turned up murdered. | ||
| And he was under investigation. | ||
| Everybody's like, holy shit, did this guy murder this politician? | ||
| Murder his girlfriend? | ||
| And then 9-11 happened. | ||
| So to think that Gary Condit set up 9-11 so that he could get away with murdering his girlfriend is the same kind of connection that people do when a nightclub shooting happens with a guy who was on the FBI terrorist watch list group. | ||
| A couple times. | ||
| He's a fucking nightmare, crazy person, who was gay, going to gay bars, and he had a fucking truckload of guns. | ||
| He was a nut. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's called a coincidence. | ||
| The idea that you could get that guy and recruit him and get him to do your bidding on a specific day so that it makes something else like get overshadowed in the news. | ||
| I think it's an easy way to fall in that way of thinking but I honestly think there's just so many events taking place that these people are really good at manipulating the press They're really good at focusing the national attention on things that don't matter. | ||
| Gay marriage is a big one. | ||
| How often does gay marriage come up whenever there's a big political event? | ||
| Less so now because it's so much accepted. | ||
| Way less so now, yeah. | ||
| But it was always like the beach ball. | ||
| They would bounce in the air whenever they wanted to get something in the news that didn't matter. | ||
| It didn't matter to most people. | ||
| Did you hear what just came out? | ||
| The Pentagon just got busted for Spending 500 million dollars to some British filmmaking crew or production company to make fake Al-Qaeda Taliban videos. | ||
| That's on Washington Post or what? | ||
| This is everywhere. | ||
| You can look this up. | ||
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Ron Paul's... These are my skeptical hippo eyes, sir. | |
| No, no, no, okay. | ||
| Okay, so... I haven't heard of this. | ||
| You haven't heard of this? | ||
| No. | ||
| I figured CNN would be on it. | ||
| Okay, but let's find out if it's true. | ||
| Jamie, pull that shit up. | ||
| Think about what that means. | ||
| Oh, it's true. | ||
| Eddie is right. | ||
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Oh, it's true. | |
| Think about what that means. | ||
| But is it really true for sure? | ||
| Definitely. | ||
| A million percent. | ||
| That's not a real number. | ||
| Sir? | ||
| They just got busted four days ago. | ||
| A million percent is so true it could read your mind. | ||
| No, what if it is? | ||
| Let's just say... | ||
| Hypothetically. | ||
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What does that mean? | |
| That they're making Al-Qaeda videos? | ||
| Or ISIS videos? | ||
| They just got busted. | ||
| Those shitty DHS videos? | ||
| spent 500 million dollars making out they just got busted those shitty VHS videos you saw in the news 500 million dollars worth of it was fake but is that really true Let's find out. | ||
| We're going to find out. | ||
| Which ones are fake? | ||
| What if it is, though? | ||
| What if it is? | ||
| Like the Daniel Pearl one? | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| What's the website? | ||
| I'm trying to find a good site first, so we can pull it up. | ||
| What is this website? | ||
| It's not a conspiracy theory. | ||
| This is something.com.org. | ||
| Socialist website? | ||
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Oh. | |
| You guys are wondering, because it's too incredible, what does it really mean? | ||
| It means that everything we know about the Middle East, like all those terrorist videos, which ones, $500 million You're getting attracted to this before you know whether or not it's real. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| I already looked into it. | ||
| Well, then tell us a good website to go to that'll verify it. | ||
| How about US Uncut? | ||
| Everything comes up, huh? | ||
| Yeah, but this is the thing. | ||
| When we're Google, it doesn't come up. | ||
| This is what's coming up. | ||
| Maybe there's another way to Google it? | ||
| What should we? | ||
| Fake news? | ||
| See if one of the spam things pop up on YouPorn. | ||
| It's in a website about fake news and false flags. | ||
| 500 million should come up. | ||
| All the conspiracy theory websites are jumping on this, are you kidding? | ||
| Right, but that's not Isis Alert. | ||
| Isis Alert. | ||
| They're all jumping on it. | ||
| Put it in your email? | ||
| I don't want that. | ||
| Jesus, what did it say? | ||
| It said, Isis Alert, subscribe now. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
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It's fucking terrifying. | |
| They want to find out where the paranoid people are in case they need to collect guns. | ||
| Yes, that's me. | ||
| They faked it, making it look like it was Middle Eastern news. | ||
| Okay, but let's find out. | ||
| This is real stuff. | ||
| They might have. | ||
| How's it real though? | ||
| But hold on, they might have done that. | ||
| They did. | ||
| No, Eddie, these websites are horseshit. | ||
| These aren't the best websites. | ||
| That shit would be in the New York Times. | ||
| We had a website that said, you saved me from a bear attack. | ||
| That's right. | ||
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That's true. | |
| I heard that's true, though. | ||
| There was a website that I killed a mountain lion with my bare hands outside a club. | ||
| I disarmed an armed gunman. | ||
| Pentagon paid, okay, here we go, now Russia Today, now this, this is where it gets interesting, because Russia Today is probably one of the most, out of this big pile of people that are reporting on this, this is a very legitimate news source. | ||
| It's kind of weird because it's because it's Russia today, but this is where Abby Martin was, and they get away with a lot more than anything that's on television in the United States, like CNN or something along the lines. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| Of course it's true, like I was telling you, but what does it mean? | ||
| It means that everything we know, it means basically... | ||
| Anybody that says, "You know what, they think some..." They faked $500 million worth, but anything that they're showing me now, it's real. | ||
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What about like Daniel Pearl and his family and all these victims? | |
| You can't believe shit about the Middle East. | ||
| They faked $500 million worth of video. | ||
| Okay, but we need to really make sure that this is a big thing, right? | ||
| So we really need to make sure we know what the actual facts are. | ||
| Eddie just dropped a bomb. | ||
| Well, we just need to know. | ||
| We need to know. | ||
| But it might be the truth. | ||
| But it might not be. | ||
| Because there's a lot of shit that people get wrong in these fucking stories, man. | ||
| These things get passed on from one person to another as gospel without people really looking into it. | ||
| Now it's really legit. | ||
| Zeddy's dropped it on this. | ||
| I mean, it might be legit, right? | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| Would you be surprised if it was legit? | ||
| Maybe they're paying Eddie to release this news. | ||
| What if it was legit? | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It doesn't mean much to me. | ||
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Well, all the millions of lives of innocent civilians that have died in the Middle East... They still bombed the Twin Towers. | |
| Those people are dead. | ||
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Oh, you fucked up! | |
| He's baiting you. | ||
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No, I'm not. | |
| Did you guys talk before? | ||
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You put out September 11th around Eddie, and it's fucking garbage. | |
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| Didn't mean to bring that up. | ||
| No, I like this. | ||
| Tower 7, that's the most obvious, so if someone can look at a skyscraper If you've ever seen a video called What Conspiracy Theorists Don't Want To See About Tower 7, and what it shows is how slowly it actually fell apart before it totally collapsed. | ||
| Dude, if you're arguing about Tower 7, that's exactly what he's doing. | ||
| It's exactly what's going on right now. | ||
| There's a top to the building. | ||
| There's a top to the building, and it starts to cave in. | ||
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That's exactly what's going on right now. | |
| We need that Donald Trump video. | ||
| It starts to cave in minutes before. | ||
| Do we have it? | ||
| We got the... We need the Donald Trump video. | ||
| - Five minutes before the thing collapsed. | ||
| Listen, it doesn't mean that it wasn't a controlled demolition. - We need the Donald Trump video. | ||
| - It doesn't mean it doesn't still look like a controlled, it doesn't mean it doesn't still look like a controlled demolition, but it's entirely possible because there's diesel fires in that building that it collapsed because it was a piece of shit building. | ||
| Many experts have said it's impossible. | ||
| It's never happened! | ||
| So how is it possible? | ||
| You're right, many experts have said that. | ||
| So you can't say it's possible, and experts are saying it's impossible. | ||
| Many experts are saying it's impossible, but many other experts are disagreeing with that. | ||
| And I'm not an expert. | ||
| I don't know if they're paid off, because don't you think that that would get out? | ||
| I don't know if they're paid off. | ||
| They might be paid off. | ||
| You might be right. | ||
| But they might not be paid off, too. | ||
| It might be that there's something we don't understand about structures. | ||
| You gotta go with common motherfucking sense. | ||
| There's enough circumstantial evidence, there's fucking video of the building collapsing at free-fall speed, according to the official story, it was free-fall speed. | ||
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It's impossible I don't have an engineering degree. | |
| It's impossible. | ||
| You don't have to have an engineering degree. | ||
| You don't have to be a professional race car driver to know someone's racing a car. | ||
| You can tell by seeing it. | ||
| And you hear enough unbiased structural engineers, chemists, one after another. | ||
| Bam! | ||
| Bam! | ||
| One after another. | ||
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Bam! | |
| Bam! | ||
| I'm going to go with them. | ||
| With common sense. | ||
| But Eddie, let me stop you for a second. | ||
| You're only listening to the ones that want to think that it happened that way. | ||
| Confirmation bias. | ||
| There are a bunch of other ones that don't think that. | ||
| See, this is the thing. | ||
| Dude, I can't believe we're arguing about Tyler Sabat. | ||
| I'm not. | ||
| That's incredible. | ||
| Confirmation bias. | ||
| I'm not fucking incredible. | ||
| I'm not a scientist, and I'm not a structural engineer. | ||
| So when there's a bunch of structural engineers arguing... You don't have to be. | ||
| You just have to have a third-grade education to see that fucking skyscraper. | ||
| I can't remember third grade. | ||
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Me neither. | |
| Come on, Tom. | ||
| That's third-grade shit. | ||
| That's third-grade shit. | ||
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That is. | |
| Stefan Struve's about to fight here, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| He's tall. | ||
| He's tall as fuck. | ||
| Change of subject. | ||
| Hey, Struve! | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| He's tall. | ||
| Oh, he's white, too. | ||
| How do you say his name? | ||
| Daniel Omanchek? | ||
| He's not ripped. | ||
| I think it's Omanchek. | ||
| Omanchek. | ||
| He's not ripped, no. | ||
| He's seven foot. | ||
| For sure pick up a basketball, sir. | ||
| He's a giant dude. | ||
| He's been training a lot with Henry Hooft. | ||
| He's training with the Black Zillions now. | ||
| I like his pad work, man. | ||
| What did I say? | ||
| Did his last fight, he get knocked out? | ||
| Is that what I... No, no. | ||
| His last fight, I think he won his last fight. | ||
| Struve won his last, he beat Nogueira and he beat Bigfoot. | ||
| He got knocked out by Overeem, but I think that was three fights ago. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| And he beat Stipe, if you remember. | ||
| Yeah, he knocked him out. | ||
| He stopped him. | ||
| Can't they just give him seven foot? | ||
| I think it's him. | ||
| He says how tall he is. | ||
| Nobody can get up there to measure him. | ||
| I don't know why he didn't take his word for it. | ||
| You're for sure seven foot. | ||
| Just round that up. | ||
| I think he likes it that way. | ||
| That's a lot of digits, I guess. | ||
| I know, if he just stood up straight. | ||
| He's got a little bit of a slump for a 7-footer. | ||
| Yeah, he's 7-foot for sure. | ||
| But he's a long dude, and he kicked Stipe from way out. | ||
| It's funny, Stipe made a post about it, saying how important it was for him to have lost to this guy, because it really burned the fire under him. | ||
| It was an important loss. | ||
| But in the picture, he's head-kicking Stipe from across the room. | ||
| It's so crazy! | ||
| Like go-go gadget stuff. | ||
| And Stipe said, I'm thinking to myself, how the fuck is this guy kicking me in the head from way over there? | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| It's a crazy picture. | ||
| See if you can find it, Jamie. | ||
| And remember, Stroop had the horrible heart issue, man, where they thought he was going to have to retire. | ||
| Well, I think he still has a heart issue. | ||
| And one of the things he said is, he did an interview recently, like in this last week, that he said, I think that I'm going to be able to prove that you can win without a full use of your heart. | ||
| Like with a damaged heart, which is crazy. | ||
| I would assume it affects cardio at some point, right? | ||
| If I have a whole heart and that bad boy's working, you have a hole in yours. | ||
| Oh, for sure. | ||
| That ref did three things. | ||
| He went like that. | ||
| He goes, ear, nose, heart. | ||
| Do you guys remember Mills Lane? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He was the original. | ||
| Come on, let's get it on! | ||
| That's probably a tribute to all his favorite refs. | ||
| Yeah, well, when Big John McCarthy started doing it for MMA, they sort of had an agreement. | ||
| Like, John would do it for MMA and he did it for boxing. | ||
| Let's get it on! | ||
| It's a tough fight for Struve. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's tougher than people think. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Oh, he's a good dude. | ||
| Yeah, he's very, very tough. | ||
| I don't think he's ever been finished. | ||
| Only lost by decisions. | ||
| God, I've never seen him. | ||
| Struve is so big. | ||
| Struve's so, so big. | ||
| As he's moving away from this guy, you realize what a distance gap there is between the two. | ||
| You don't see him use his reach a ton, though. | ||
| Look how much bigger he looks. | ||
| Well, I think that's something that working with Hooft will really fix. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| If anyone's gonna get him there, it'd be Henry Hooft. | ||
| Yeah, and he's a fellow Dutchman, too. | ||
| Is that what you were looking for? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| That's where he pulled triangle on Pat Berry. | ||
| That was amazing. | ||
| That's impressive. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jumped. | ||
| I'll tell you where I can see Struve winning is by submission. | ||
| Because think about it. | ||
| Where are you going to find a 7-foot jiu-jitsu guy to train with? | ||
| To get ready for Struve. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| But he can win by other things too. | ||
| You know, I mean, he can stop. | ||
| Oh, there it is. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at that fucking picture. | ||
| That is so crazy. | ||
| He's kicking him from the other side of the cage. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That is nuts. | ||
| I mean, that's like a foot difference between what Stipe can do to him and where he can hit Stipe. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| That's tough. | ||
| That's so hard to deal with. | ||
| It's the hardest thing to deal with in all low. | ||
| He just had to go left hand. | ||
| You gotta get him going backwards. | ||
| Reach is the hardest thing to deal with in all striking. | ||
| Well, yeah, one thing that doesn't get tired is reach, right? | ||
| Never gets tired. | ||
| Height and reach don't get tired. | ||
| Ten inch advantage in reach. | ||
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Ten inches. | |
| That's so crazy. | ||
| That's so big. | ||
| That's so big. | ||
| That's a giant gap. | ||
| You sure as fuck don't want to sit outside, Daniel. | ||
| You gotta get in, brother. | ||
| You can't hang back with this guy because the distance is so vast. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Do what JDS did. | ||
| Do what Roy Nelson did. | ||
| Get in there and just fucking dirty box him. | ||
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He just tagged him with that left hook, though. | |
| The left really thumped him. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That dude's throwing those casting punches. | ||
| Fedor style. | ||
| Yeah, he is. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Can't stay out there, man. | ||
| Boom! | ||
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Head kick. | |
| Oh! | ||
| Oh! | ||
| That left is finding a home. | ||
| Boy, these boys are changing it. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| They're getting busy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I know. | ||
| He needs to keep that. | ||
| Snow Raven needs to keep that right up. | ||
| I want to take him down. | ||
| Oh, nice. | ||
| You fucked up, Daniel. | ||
| Beautiful wizard. | ||
| He's going to step over. | ||
| No, back up. | ||
| Struva jump guard now. | ||
| Oh, his triangles are nasty. | ||
| Well, his legs are so long, man. | ||
| He can wrap you up. | ||
| He's got a real good guard. | ||
| But! | ||
| Super tricky. | ||
| Overeem got through that. | ||
| You know, when Overeem took him down, he knocked him out from inside his guard. | ||
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Yeah, he did. | |
| Ground and pen. | ||
| Oh, there we go. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| Oh, I bet his darts are stealthy. | ||
| Oh, steps over. | ||
| Steps over. | ||
| See if he can get that mount. | ||
| Got the half guard. | ||
| It's gonna be tough. | ||
| Yeah, Omenchuk's not going to like this. | ||
| This is not fun. | ||
| I doubt he's on his back very often. | ||
| And Struve is so fucking long. | ||
| So big. | ||
| Wouldn't you agree with this, Eddie? | ||
| Sometimes I like fighting bigger guys when they're this big and long, because you have so much more room to get out, like Shramp, get the half guard, recover guard, or stand up, because they're so fucking long. | ||
| Does that make sense? | ||
| It does make some sense. | ||
| The hole's going to be way bigger. | ||
| Looks like he's got a good arm triangle. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Yeah, he's putting the crunch down. | ||
| Plenty of time. | ||
| And it looks like he's... | ||
| Doing it from half guard. | ||
| No, Daniel realized it. | ||
| Yeah, you're not getting that. | ||
| He's got to underjack that arm a little more. | ||
| Wasn't very sneaky there. | ||
| But right here, if he could pull out his right knee and then force three-quarter mount, and then sit up, throw some punches, and then take this dude's back. | ||
| That's the Maya path right there. | ||
| Free the knee. | ||
| Go three... | ||
| Oh, he's going to do it. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Sit up, throw punches. | ||
| This guy's going to turn. | ||
| He's going to turn and get his... | ||
| Oh, rear naked coming up. | ||
| hot there almost Trying to set it up. | ||
| You got a lot of time. | ||
| You got a minute. | ||
| Go and body triangle that for me though, Stu. | ||
| You're seven foot. | ||
| Yeah, why is he not doing that? | ||
| You know what, man? | ||
| Some guys don't like it. | ||
| But there you go. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| He rotates it over and did a good job. | ||
| He turned into it. | ||
| He did. | ||
| Very smart. | ||
| Oh, what's up? | ||
| You got 50 seconds. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Get to work. | ||
| There's the arm. | ||
| I don't think Homeboy's ever been finished in this fight. | ||
| He could just turn, let him mount again, and as soon as he sets up for a punch, give the back, and then that'll kill another 20 seconds. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's trying to roll him in here. | ||
| Now he's got the body triangle on the top, and if he rolls towards the body triangle, he can roll into the choke. | ||
| Probably not enough time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, powerful Kevin Hart logo's on the mat. | ||
| Powerful Kevin Hart. | ||
| Nah, he's fine now. | ||
| He's fine. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| It's true, he won that round, didn't he? | ||
| For sure, yeah. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Look at this crazy control he's got. | ||
| He's like, oh, he's like almost in a twister setup. | ||
| Like an underneath or above twister setup. | ||
| It'd be sick if he pulled off a twister on a BS heavyweight. | ||
| He's so big, he probably could pull it off from there. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| This boy's tired now for sure. | ||
| That was a great job by Struve. | ||
| Struve is, what, 260? | ||
| 265. | ||
| He has to cut to 65. | ||
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Does he? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| We had the same Andrew Lex McMahon. | ||
| So the key right there was Struve got the top half. | ||
| He didn't have to pass the whole guard at all. | ||
| And then he forced three-quarter mount. | ||
| Still didn't pass. | ||
| Sat up. | ||
| And before he threw punches, he actually ended up giving him the mount. | ||
| And then he gave his back up anyways. | ||
| He ended up on his back. | ||
| Because the way Maya's doing it, is dude stays in three-quarter mount and clamps onto your leg. | ||
| And he punches. | ||
| Dude covers up. | ||
| Gives him his back. | ||
| Maya never technically passed the guard. | ||
| We're getting loose tonight. | ||
| I'm getting a Diet Coke. | ||
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Boom! | |
| I'm crazy. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Crazy. | ||
| Don't judge me. | ||
| I'm on my first Corona. | ||
| Don't judge me, man. | ||
| It's got caffeine. | ||
| I know. | ||
| You're trying to avoid caffeine? | ||
| Hell no. | ||
| I encourage the caffeine. | ||
| I'm just saying it's a drug. | ||
| Oh, it is a drug. | ||
| Just say no. | ||
| I'm addicted to coffee, so. | ||
| Just say no to drugs. | ||
| Hey, so he wanted the, instead of punching sand on top, you know, full mount, he wanted to go for the submission. | ||
| You think that's where he's better? | ||
| No, that's true. | ||
| Daniel isn't giving him the option. | ||
| You'll give him the back. | ||
| You can give your back easily to anybody. | ||
| It's like, I'm going to go to the worst fucking spot easily because everyone's going to let me go to the worst spot. | ||
| But sometimes, in this sport, you can't hit to the back of the head. | ||
| So now the worst spot is kind of a safe spot. | ||
| The only thing that's showing is the back of my head and you can't hit it. | ||
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Right. | |
| If that was legal, that would be death. | ||
| And one thing that you got to take into consideration whenever you see a fight and there's a ground exchange and there's a submission attempt versus a ground and pound, it's not right or wrong. | ||
| It's like what he thought was there at the moment. | ||
| Beautiful thing about MMA is that all these options are available. | ||
| Is that some people, like Cro Cop's knockout of Gabriel Gonzaga from inside the guard, it was devastating elbows from inside the guard. | ||
| It's like the first time we got to see like a world-class striker Who's gotten way better at wrestling. | ||
| Your boy Marco? | ||
| Way better at grappling. | ||
| You see his last fight? | ||
| Verdum helped him out a ton too with his grappling. | ||
| But when he fought Gonzaga, those elbows were so nasty. | ||
| I don't think we've ever seen anything like that really, right? | ||
| In the UFC? | ||
| They were so next level. | ||
| It's like taking a guy like a Malapet or something like that, or like, you know, like a Buakaw. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And putting one of those guys, like that level, elbows, you would see devastating results. | ||
| From standing to the ground. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Devastating results inside the guard. | ||
| So that's the right way to do it for him. | ||
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God. | |
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| That's nice. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| He's on top. | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| That's called smell my butt. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That's not a move. | ||
| He doesn't move. | ||
| I'm surprised Darson has it. | ||
| He's got it. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Rowan Darson! | ||
| That was beautiful. | ||
| Look how tightly he got that. | ||
| Oh my god, he's trapped up against the cage. | ||
| He's trapped. | ||
| Oh, look at this dude. | ||
| This dude is so game. | ||
| He's so game. | ||
| He tapped him. | ||
| Super impressed. | ||
| That was good. | ||
| Super impressed with that submission, and super impressed with how game that dude is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, he was stuck and getting strangled and neck-cranked, and he kept rolling. | ||
| The cage didn't help him out at all. | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| I see, that's what I've been saying to you, man. | ||
| No cage. | ||
| Open field. | ||
| I'm talking football field. | ||
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You can do it! | |
| You can do it easily! | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| Let me handle it for you. | ||
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I'll produce it for you. | |
| You want to do it? | ||
| Shout-out on-air, ladies and gentlemen, this is my new president. | ||
| I don't want to do it. | ||
| He's the Dana White of my organization. | ||
| We have to do it on an Indian reservation. | ||
| Okay, let's do it. | ||
| I'm a big fan of the Native American people, so let's make it happen. | ||
| If they could clear off a nice football field-sized matted area for us. | ||
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So we just do it at a football stadium? | |
| You know what you do? | ||
| You have a black ground, like the center is black, and then you have an enormous white area. | ||
| When you get to the white area, it's understood that unless shit is getting crazy, Break it off and go back to the black area. | ||
| So you have a giant white area. | ||
| So even the white area, where like, say if you like, you sunk the DARS right there and he rolled, but he rolled into the white area. | ||
| You're staying in the white area? | ||
| No, you have plenty of time, you can keep rolling. | ||
| But it's understood that if you're in the white area, move back to the dark area. | ||
| And if you try to like, stay on the edge of the white area, people call you a pussy. | ||
| There it is! | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| Is this a fight in a football field? | ||
| Oh my God! | ||
| They already do it! | ||
| They already do it! | ||
| Of course they do it. | ||
| They took your guys' ideas. | ||
| Oh, but you know what? | ||
| We can do it. | ||
| This is an MMA fight! | ||
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Holy shit! | |
| Holy shit! | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| It's an MMA fight in a football field. | ||
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They did it! | |
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| There's seven people there. | ||
| There's not that many people there. | ||
| But this is a great move. | ||
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No, it's not! | |
| It's in Russia. | ||
| Russians always have the best moves. | ||
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It's a great move. | |
| Oh, this is fantastic! | ||
| Oh my god, this is how the sport should be played! | ||
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No! | |
| Yes! | ||
| They're gonna stay in like a 10-foot area probably. | ||
| Oh my god, this is exactly how fights should take place. | ||
| Now that I see it, I'm so right. | ||
| This is so stupid. | ||
| I'm 100% right. | ||
| Here's a better thing too. | ||
| It would be better for them to fight in the grass than it would be for them to fight on a- The grass? | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Better. | ||
| No, it's itchy. | ||
| No, it's perfect. | ||
| Cause it's fucking raw. | ||
| It's natural. | ||
| You're dirty. | ||
| Why not throw some rocks at it? | ||
| Why not throw some rocks at it? | ||
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No! | |
| You know, sand. | ||
| Sand. | ||
| We're gonna do it in sand. | ||
| I'm pretty sure this has no rounds, too. | ||
| No rounds is what we need. | ||
| You play football on the grass. | ||
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Oh, leg lock! | |
| You play soccer on the grass. | ||
| No round, they just go until someone gets finished. | ||
| Dirty feet and everything. | ||
| Dirty feet and everything. | ||
| In Russia it might be battle to the death. | ||
| They don't fuck around, they might battle to the death. | ||
| One of them might die. | ||
| Well you know what they could do? | ||
| One show would have a battle to the death and then everybody else would feel like a pussy. | ||
| Yeah, the headliner. | ||
| It'd be a one-upper, yeah. | ||
| No, every fight would be battle of the deaths. | ||
| Are you talking about gladiator days? | ||
| We're going back. | ||
| If they did do that, everybody else would feel like a pussy in Russia, because they're so gangster. | ||
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True. | |
| Man, they got some good leg-locking. | ||
| I wonder if Putin would fight. | ||
| No, he wouldn't fight, but his bodyguard would. | ||
| He would have a killer bodyguard with crazy body tattoos, takes it off. | ||
| Arm triangle from full guard! | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Putin would fight, but he'd just have it rigged, so the guy just dies. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| These guys are super talented. | ||
| These are good fighters. | ||
| And I like the concept, man. | ||
| When did this take place, Jamie? | ||
| When did I rip this idea off? | ||
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1997. | |
| These guys are way too high level for that. | ||
| This is in Boston. | ||
| What year is this? | ||
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2012. | |
| 2013, it says. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Yeah, there's no way that could be. | ||
| Isn't it funny that you could look at some MMA fights and go, oh, that's definitely not before 2000. | ||
| Oh yeah, easy. | ||
| Isn't that interesting though? | ||
| That's how quick the sport has evolved. | ||
| I can look at some fights from, if you say it's a world title fight, you look at it and go, oh, this has got to be like 1997, 1998. | ||
| Even like, I think, a guy who doesn't get enough love, Marlon Mirais, World Series of Fighting. | ||
| That Bantamweight dude? | ||
| Yeah, stud. | ||
| Bad motherfucker. | ||
| He's just fighting World Series of Fighting. | ||
| Right, but he's world championship level. | ||
| Like, you look at him, you go, that's what I expect out of a world champion. | ||
| He's just a master striker, combination grappler. | ||
| He's a real solid MMA fighter. | ||
| Nasty, nasty fighter. | ||
| He's fighting now? | ||
| Yeah, he's fighting in World Series of Fighting. | ||
| Do they make lots of money compared to the UFC? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But a lot of guys from the UFC, like Dave Branch just fought Vinny Magalhaes. | ||
| I don't know who won that fight. | ||
| Do you know who won that fight? | ||
| David Branch won a decision. | ||
| He won a decision? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Dave Branch is awesome. | ||
| Very good guy, too. | ||
| Very good fighter. | ||
| And him and Vinny were both in the UFC, so they got a lot of guys. | ||
| Yeah, John Howard, too. | ||
| John Fitch. | ||
| John Howard. | ||
| Paul Harris. | ||
| Yup, and then they also got my boy Jake Shields. | ||
| Jake Shields, right. | ||
| He's fighting Fitch. | ||
| He's fighting Fitch. | ||
| That's a good fight. | ||
| That is the same night as the UFC fight in, I think it's the same night as the UFC fight in New York City. | ||
| I thought you fucked up, World Series. | ||
| That's a tough draw. | ||
| Or maybe it's that weekend. | ||
| Everyone fucked up. | ||
| Let's get busy with this. | ||
| What do you think about this? | ||
| Brendan Chobb, I am very excited about this fight. | ||
| I think people are fucking sleeping on Eddie Alvarez. | ||
| I think he's a dangerous, dangerous 155 pounder. | ||
| That motherfucker can punch. | ||
| He punches hard, he's fast as fuck, and there's not a human alive that's more game than that kid. | ||
| I agree 100%. | ||
| That dude, if you've never seen him fight before, you gotta watch his fights in Bellator with Michael Chandler. | ||
| And Dream. | ||
| Watch his fights in Dream. | ||
| And Michael Chandler's another dude who's out there who is world-class that could easily be fighting and winning in the UFC. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| And you see it now with Eddie Alvarez, because it took a while for Eddie to get comfortable in the UFC. | ||
| Donald worked him over in his first fight. | ||
| He got dismantled by Donald. | ||
| But now he's training with your boy! | ||
| Mark Henry! | ||
| And look, Conor's a goddamn phenom, and he's got, as Firas Ahabi likes to call it, the touch of death in his hands. | ||
| That's a scary fight, man. | ||
| Anyone who thinks it's an easy fight or not a big fight for Conor, they just don't know the sport. | ||
| They're out of their fucking mind. | ||
| Talking about the underground king. | ||
| I think at 55, and everyone knows I'm the biggest Conor Nutt writer in the world, at 55 I just don't see a ton of success there. | ||
| I think Eddie Alvarez, if you look at the top 5, we've talked about this before, if you look at the top 5, it's his easiest matchup and that's a fucking nightmare for him. | ||
| Because Eddie can grapple his ass off, he's been in so many big fights, he doesn't get tired, he doesn't mind winning by decision either. | ||
| He doesn't get tired and he's a bigger grappler. | ||
| And he can fucking crack. | ||
| And look at his resume. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| And his striking is crisp, man. | ||
| He's got crisp striking. | ||
| He's not an easy guy to hit. | ||
| You know, you can hit him, and he gets rocked, and he survives. | ||
| If you watch his Chandler fights, Eddie Alvarez got rocked and survived against Chandler and a couple other guys over in Bellator. | ||
| Well, think about it. | ||
| How's Conor win this fight? | ||
| You go through it, he has to knock him out. | ||
| He has five rounds to knock him out. | ||
| You're not winning a decision against Eddie. | ||
| He could win a decision. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| What about the fight with Gilbert Melendez? | ||
| Eddie won a decision in the Gilbert Melendez fight. | ||
| Well, no, I'm saying Eddie wins by decision. | ||
| You don't think that Conor could beat him in a similar fight? | ||
| No. | ||
| No? | ||
| He has the endurance? | ||
| The endurance, the takedowns, the grappling, with the striking, as the rounds go on, the knockout power goes down. | ||
| Do you think people sleep on Alvarez's wrestling? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Because I think they forget. | ||
| They forget how good of a wrestler he is. | ||
| And his endurance, man. | ||
| It's a scary fight. | ||
| How far did he get in college? | ||
| Where did he wrestle? | ||
| He was a high-level guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Was he Division 1? | ||
| He was Division 1, oh yeah. | ||
| All-American? | ||
| I'm not sure, but compared to Conor, he's fuckin' Dan Gable. | ||
| Yo, this fight, this fight is nasty. | ||
| Right, and we all know that those guys, I mean, we're talking about Jimmy Maddow and Owen St. | ||
| Prue's about to go down. | ||
| No, I'm saying this fight is nasty, just not confuse people at home. | ||
| But I agree with you, man. | ||
| I think people sleep on him. | ||
| It's crazy, man. | ||
| I think until you've rolled with a real Division 1 wrestler, and you realize how fuckin' strong their wrestling is, All-American. | ||
| Ah, that's high school. | ||
| National Prep, All-American. | ||
| What is his college wrestling record? | ||
| He doesn't have one? | ||
| Does he have no college wrestling? | ||
| Doesn't say he has college wrestling? | ||
| He got his wrestling in frickin' dream. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| Yeah, he probably just went right in. | ||
| He bypassed that career and went right into MMA. | ||
| So he was a high-level high school wrestler, which is not as impressive as a college wrestler, but when you see him wrestle, you know he's got some skills. | ||
| Does he like to stand up, though? | ||
| He loves to stand up. | ||
| He loves to trade him big. | ||
| Connor just wants to stand up, obviously. | ||
| He's too smart. | ||
| He's been in there with some of the best, you know? | ||
| Connor's not an easy takedown, though, even to high school champions. | ||
| Chad Mendes begs to differ. | ||
| Times I mean as time goes on he's gonna be harder and harder to get that Chapman this fight though in Connors defense He had a pretty fucked up knee in that fight. | ||
| He was getting he was getting stem cell injections in his knee But that's also the only wrestler we've ever seen Connor fight and shot taking down pretty effortlessly. | ||
| Yeah, that's true That's the only that's that's the only thing we can go off of you say I got a bad knee I get that It's a tough fight, man. | ||
| People who think Conor's gonna walk through the skies, they don't know the sport, man. | ||
| I saw the fight and went, ah, fuck. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| But, also, I could see Conor just murking him. | ||
| That's how Conor's gonna win. | ||
| If Conor wins, he's gonna murk him. | ||
| Conor has some vicious fucking power in his hands. | ||
| Has Eddie been knocked out? | ||
| Yes, he's been stopped. | ||
| Chandler stopped him, he rear naked choked him and beat him for the title. | ||
| Has he been knocked out? | ||
| I don't think he's been knocked out. | ||
| I do not think so. | ||
| He's been in some crazy wars. | ||
| He's been in some crazy dogfights. | ||
| He's just as game as they come. | ||
| I think he's one of those guys that fights at his very best when he's scared. | ||
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| And I think that's going to be one of the best things about this fight, is that he thinks Conor's a dangerous motherfucker, just like he thought Rafael Dos Anjos. | ||
| He stopped Dos Anjos in the first round, and a lot of people, including me, were making the argument that Dos Anjos, if you look at the guys he's beaten, stopped Cowboy in the first round beat the shit out of Nate Diaz had us beat Pettis up stopped Ben Henderson Crushed him. | ||
| I mean you look at all the guys that he's beaten There's a real argument that he's one of the best lightweights of all time Yeah, and then Eddie went and stopped him in the first round Everyone thought he was gonna get murdered like you thought Eddie was just gonna get huge He doesn't have the the marquee name recognition type thing They don't know him yet. | ||
| It's a dangerous fight for Conor, man, because he has such a big name. | ||
| But if Conor does win, can you imagine? | ||
| The 55 belt holder? | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| And the 40. | ||
| If he wins. | ||
| Don't forget about Tony in there! | ||
| Well, no, we're not forgetting about him, for sure. | ||
| But I think the thing about Eddie Alvarez is that he has the title, and that's why it's sellable. | ||
| If it was just Conor McGregor vs. Eddie Alvarez, and he didn't have the title, you can't sell it. | ||
| Because it's in Madison Square Garden, though. | ||
| That title's so valuable. | ||
| This is where you realize how valuable that title is. | ||
| Because Tony is right in there, in my opinion, as is Barboza, as is a couple of guys. | ||
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Khabib! | |
| Khabib Nurmagomedov is, of course, everybody's first choice. | ||
| He's undefeated. | ||
| Nobody's been able to deal with that grappling. | ||
| And he's a nasty fucking striker, too. | ||
| He throws murderous shots. | ||
| Give him a fight. | ||
| Well, he's fighting. | ||
| He's fighting Michael Johnson in that car. | ||
| That's a fucking great fight. | ||
| Johnson just coming off of the knockout of Poirier. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
| Is that on the main card? | ||
| Yes, of course. | ||
| Let's be real. | ||
| We always argue what's the best UFC fight card. | ||
| That's the best UFC fight card of all time. | ||
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By far. | |
| Not even close. | ||
| It's like by far. | ||
| If it holds up. | ||
| Yeah, if it holds up. | ||
| Don't say that. | ||
| What's the lineup? | ||
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Don't say that. | |
| Can I say it? | ||
| The lineup is fucking insane. | ||
| You have three world title fights. | ||
| You have Alvarez vs. Conor McGregor. | ||
| You have Tyron Woodley fighting Wonder Boy. | ||
| That's a fun fight. | ||
| People forget that this is even happening because everybody's talking about other fights. | ||
| They forget this fight. | ||
| How about Ionion Jacek vs. Karolina Kovalkovic? | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| Nobody's even talking about that. | ||
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And then you have Chris Wyman vs. yo old motherfucking Romero. | |
| Come on! | ||
| That's nuts. | ||
| Then our boy Cowboy. | ||
| Cowboy vs. Kelvin. | ||
| That's a good fight. | ||
| And look at this, Misha Tate vs. Raquel Pennington. | ||
| That's a fuckin' badass fight. | ||
| Never mad when Misha fights. | ||
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Never mad. | |
| And Raquel Pennington is one of the best Bantamweights in the world. | ||
| Nobody talks about her. | ||
| Because she's won some fights in a crazy way, like the Ashley Evans-Smith fight. | ||
| She's had some great... Look, she took Holly Holm to a fuckin' split decision. | ||
| God, those girls have lost a lot though. | ||
| 8-6. | ||
| They have brawls, bro. | ||
| Yeah, they do. | ||
| These girls go after it. | ||
| Raquel Pennington, in my opinion, is super, super aggressive. | ||
| I like watching her fight, man. | ||
| I think she got beat up in the last fight. | ||
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She did. | |
| God. | ||
| Manda Nunes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Manda Nunes, no joke. | ||
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OH MY GOD, FRANKIE EDGER VERSUS CHARLIE STEVENS! | |
| I forgot about that. | ||
| I almost forgot about that. | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| Nuts. | ||
| Nurmagomedov and Johnson. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| It's not even close. | ||
| There's not even a second place. | ||
| Rashad and Kennedy. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Two of my favorites. | ||
| I love both of those guys. | ||
| Why did they decide to go gangbusters on this one? | ||
| Rafael Natal is fighting Tim Boesch. | ||
| That's a fun fight. | ||
| Natal being, you know, he trains in New York with Henzo. | ||
| Jim Miller and Thiago Alves. | ||
| Thiago Alves is fighting 155. | ||
| This is his first fight at 155. | ||
| I call that the throwback Thursday fight. | ||
| Have you seen what Alves looks like? | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| I have not. | ||
| He's way thinner. | ||
| He's lighter. | ||
| You know, you remember when Alves fought Matt Hughes when he didn't make weight? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he was a gorilla. | ||
| He's a baby gorilla. | ||
| He was so jacked. | ||
| It was insane. | ||
| And then his hair said, see ya! | ||
| He had muscles that would start above his ears. | ||
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For real. | |
| And make their way. | ||
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He looked like a pitbull. | |
| Well, excuse me sir, you're actually turning into a pitbull. | ||
| When he stopped mad, he was with that flying knee. | ||
| No, no, you don't fly like a pitbull. | ||
| You look like one. | ||
| He looks like one, yeah. | ||
| He was so big. | ||
| He was so powerful. | ||
| Jacked. | ||
| One of the best bodies I've ever made. | ||
| Dude, he was the most feared. | ||
| He was the Edson Barbosa of like 10 years ago. | ||
| Look at him right there. | ||
| Good fuckin' lord. | ||
| He was bigger than Boboza, man. | ||
| He was a big fuckin' beast. | ||
| Do you remember he fought Martin Kamen, who was tooling Martin Kamen until he went for the takedown out of nowhere? | ||
| He was winning. | ||
| He had him hurt, he had him staggered, and someone told him to go for the takedown. | ||
| And he got caught in a gear scene. | ||
| Someone should be fired. | ||
| First time I've seen him fight, it was at a small show at a high school in Chicago. | ||
| Jason Chambers fought Tiago Alvarez. | ||
| Oh, that's right! | ||
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That's right! | |
| How'd that go for your boy? | ||
| Oh, he's an American Top Team guy. | ||
| And man, he... From that fight, it was pretty... It was quite clear that he was gonna have a serious career. | ||
| Was he bodied up then? | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Tiago's always bodied up, but not- Well, actually, when he fought Spencer Fisher- Spencer Fisher, people don't remember. | ||
| Spencer the King motherfuckin' Fisher. | ||
| Caught him with a triangle. | ||
| Spencer was a skillful, skillful fighter. | ||
| Savage. | ||
| And he caught Tiago with a triangle, but I think Tiago was only like 20 years old at the time. | ||
| I think he was super, super young. | ||
| I think that was Tiago's first fight in the UFC, if I remember right. | ||
| I thought Tiago was fighting at 19 or 20, right? | ||
| He was young. | ||
| Real young, real young. | ||
| So he looks real light now, real thin. | ||
| He did the Cam Haines thing. | ||
| How much did you lose when you had to do that Big Foot 200? | ||
| You lost like 20 pounds, right? | ||
| But you did it in the most gangster way because at 180 he was not fat. | ||
| So what he had to do was he had to make his body eat itself. | ||
| You have to burn off 3,000 calories and take in one. | ||
| Or take in two. | ||
| I did four and three. | ||
| Four and three. | ||
| So there you go. | ||
| You burn that off that way. | ||
| So how'd you do it? | ||
| Your body eats itself. | ||
| Running. | ||
| He's running non-stop, 20 miles a day. | ||
| Don't be surprised if OSB hits a twister. | ||
| He's really good at it. | ||
| This is a crazy-ass fight, and Jimmy Manawa's a nasty striker. | ||
| Oh, someone's getting knocked out, son. | ||
| Beautiful inside leg kick there. | ||
| Someone's getting knocked out. | ||
| And Manawa's been in camp with Gustafsson, who he fought, actually. | ||
| Gustafsson stopped him. | ||
| Yeah, he murked. | ||
| Yeah, but Manna was really good. | ||
| He hasn't been fighting for that long. | ||
| It's really interesting. | ||
| He didn't start martial arts, I think, until he was like 28 years old. | ||
| Yeah, he was in, I want to say, prison for a while in England. | ||
| How dare you just make that up? | ||
| You don't even know. | ||
| It's like Tower 7 all over again. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I'm almost positive he did some time. | ||
| Gustafson needs to get on the social media thing, because he liked your picture today, so I'm like, hey, is this him? | ||
| And then I went to it, and it's like 600 followers. | ||
| It might not be him. | ||
| It might not be him, it might be a guy. | ||
| Did you say 600 followers? | ||
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600? | |
| Oh, that's fake. | ||
| He's a superstar in Sweden. | ||
| Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. | ||
| When he fought in Stockholm, when he fought Rumble, Rumble Johnson, there's a giant crowd there. | ||
| I mean, I want to say like 30,000 plus people. | ||
| Yeah, he has billboards. | ||
| He's like the hockey players there. | ||
| Yeah, he's a stud. | ||
| So there's no way that was real. | ||
| Wow, that's a good fight. | ||
| But Jimmy Manawa has, like, really nasty, nasty power. | ||
| Good stand-up. | ||
| Good mechanics. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, I find it almost hard to believe he didn't start striking until he was 28 years old. | ||
| Good athlete. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| OSP, he's a better athlete, and he's so hard to... he's, like, so unconventional. | ||
| That's why I give OSP the advantage. | ||
| Oh, he got nailed in the legs. | ||
| Yeah, that hurt. | ||
| We have to also remember that OSP suffered a broken arm in the John Jones fight, and you don't know how long it took for that to heal up, how it healed up. | ||
| Some guys will break an arm, like a bad example is like the Noguera fight, when Frank Mir broke Noguera's arm. | ||
| Noguera's arm was pretty fucked up for a long time after that. | ||
| Also 80 years old in the fight world when he broke his fucking arm. | ||
| In the fight world? | ||
| He was 80, he was a tortoise when he snapped his arm. | ||
| In fight years? | ||
| It was up here, right? | ||
| It was a mess. | ||
| He snapped his shit off like a child. | ||
| Oh god. | ||
| That was ugly. | ||
| Manowar just caught him with a knee. | ||
| Yeah, he's um, Frank Mir is a fucking badass submission artist. | ||
| Look at this, OSP, holding on to the head. | ||
| This ain't good for Manowar. | ||
| Looks like a knee could come up there. | ||
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| Drops right down. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| OSP was a beautiful wrestler. | ||
| Gonna twist him, watch. | ||
| Beautiful wrestling. | ||
| Mano is not exactly a grappler, yeah. | ||
| This is smart by OSP. | ||
| Man, don't be shocked. | ||
| If it gets into the truck, don't be shocked. | ||
| If it gets into what? | ||
| You'll see. | ||
| I'll tell you what, OSP, when he fought Jon Jones, he might have lost that fight, but he showed people that he's a real world class fighter. | ||
| And the fact that he was able to fight with a broken arm through a portion, I think, of the fourth and the whole fifth round. | ||
| Yeah, I think he got a, you know, even though he lost the fight, he got a shitload of confidence from him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that helps. | ||
| John also was kind of, you know, it was a little weird night. | ||
| Pretty tentative. | ||
| He broke his arm. | ||
| John was super, you know, seeing it. | ||
| I think that, see, people are giving John a hard time. | ||
| I think John didn't feel that comfortable, but I think that OSP is really fucking good. | ||
| And I think that John had to be careful. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I think John had to be careful, and I think John played it a little safe, and I think OSP, as a southpaw, inexplosive, He dropped down for the guillotine! | ||
| Manowar! | ||
| Manowar looking for the guillotine! | ||
| Arm in! | ||
| He's just holding on right now. | ||
| Hey, he might get it. | ||
| He totally might get it. | ||
| You never know. | ||
| What's going on with the right arm? | ||
| What's going on with OSP's right arm? | ||
| He's definitely under the chin, right? | ||
| He's pushing down the wrist? | ||
| He's got some space there. | ||
| Looks like he's trying to hand fight. | ||
| He's got some space in that left foot. | ||
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Oh, he's out. | |
| He's out. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Immediate go to pass. | ||
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Take it back. | |
| Put it in. | ||
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Put it in. | |
| Take it back. | ||
| Man. | ||
| Scrambles. | ||
| Little tiny scrambles like that. | ||
| He's so good at getting into the truck. | ||
| I'm shocked he hasn't got that. | ||
| He's even got a brand on his calf. | ||
| Opportunities. | ||
| He might have one. | ||
| Yeah, it's his fraternity in Tennessee. | ||
| See, Manowar, there was like some little space there. | ||
| There was some space to scramble. | ||
| He rested instead of scrambling. | ||
| He got 49 seconds! | ||
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| He rested instead of scrambled. | ||
| But Mano is in a perfect spot against the fence. | ||
| He's turning to his left, which is perfect. | ||
| If he turned to his right, he'd be in deep trouble. | ||
| To your point, Joe, where he said he rested where he should have scrambled, that's where the world champions don't—they literally get the fuck out and change the game. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like you look at, you know, like a guy like Mighty Mouse is a perfect example. | ||
| I know I always use him, but he ain't getting no room there. | ||
| Huh? | ||
| There's no room there. | ||
| And she's out. | ||
| Look, oh! | ||
| He's going to it. | ||
| He tried for it. | ||
| Oh, he lost it. | ||
| That would have been dope if he rolled there. | ||
| But he was up against the cage. | ||
| That's a weird place to roll, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it's not a good place to set it up. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| That's a nice elbow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Good fight. | ||
| So how many people are going to be at the New York show? | ||
| I don't know how many people's Madison Square Garden seats. | ||
| It'll sell out. | ||
| But tickets are crazy expensive. | ||
| Insanely expensive already. | ||
| Yeah, they went for it. | ||
| I mean, it's Madison Square Garden, first time ever UFC. | ||
| Biggest card of all time. | ||
| Well, you have to think how many people have to get paid for that show, too. | ||
| There's a lot of world-class fighters on that show. | ||
| That is the goddamn pay-per-view bargain of a lifetime. | ||
| That card? | ||
| That's the pay-per-view bargain of a lifetime. | ||
| No kidding. | ||
| And then think about the free fights on Fox. | ||
| Those prelims are nuts. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Nurmagomedov vs. Michael Johnson is on Fox. | ||
| So is Frankie Edgar vs. Jeremy Stevens. | ||
| That's on FS1. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| I'd like to see Stevens win that. | ||
| I like him. | ||
| I love Frankie too. | ||
| I love Jeremy too. | ||
| That's one for me is a problem. | ||
| They're both great guys. | ||
| I love Jeremy. | ||
| Jeremy's a fucking great guy. | ||
| He's an animal too. | ||
| I love watching that kid fight. | ||
| He's so game too. | ||
| He's another one. | ||
| And so is Frankie. | ||
| Frankie's just relentless. | ||
| Yeah, best pace in the game. | ||
| I'm interested to see what adjustments Frankie makes from the Aldo fight too. | ||
| Yeah, he got beat up a little bit. | ||
| Yeah, Aldo flipped the script on him. | ||
| Turned it into a boxing match. | ||
| Aldo flipped the script on the UFC. | ||
| He said, nah, I'm good. | ||
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I'm good. | |
| I'm done. | ||
| Is he serious? | ||
| What is he saying? | ||
| He said he's going to play soccer? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He wants to play some sports. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Serious? | ||
| OSP with some serious kicks here, man. | ||
| Beautiful leg kicks. | ||
| OSP's attacking the inside. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Madden with the left hook! | ||
| Do you think Aldo's being serious or do you think he's just expressing, oh nice, walked right into that? | ||
| I think he's being serious for now until he realizes what kind of monster he's dealing with because even though you don't like it, they're never going to let you out of your contract. | ||
| It doesn't work that way. | ||
| You sign the contract. | ||
| Unless you're legitimately going to go play another sport, you're done fighting if you're not going to write out your UFC contract. | ||
| It doesn't work like that. | ||
| Well, I don't think he's asking to fight again. | ||
| I think he's saying that he's gonna do something else. | ||
| I think that's essentially what he's saying. | ||
| What I read... Oh, look at that, spinning back for his attempt. | ||
| What I read is that he was gonna play soccer. | ||
| That's him playing soccer? | ||
| He apparently, before he fought in the UFC... Look, dude, he's fucking good! | ||
| I mean, I don't know, like, how he is when he's fucking playing other good soccer players. | ||
| This is a charity game. | ||
| If Ronaldo came in there, he'd fucking kick his dick off. | ||
| Or that guy Messi. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Messi. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's like 5'4". | ||
| Dude, he's amazing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He scores like four goals a game. | ||
| I see some highlights of that dude. | ||
| I'm like, he's incredible. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's in control of the ball. | ||
| Dude, these guys are going off. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's good kicking in this fight. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| OSP with that long jab. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Oh, another one! | ||
| OSP's dropping that right arm. | ||
| Yeah, I'll just cover this real quick. | ||
| Yeah, he's dropping that right arm. | ||
| That'll fuck your cardio up. | ||
| Nice inside leg kick, too. | ||
| He'll open up that left ear, too. | ||
| Oh, right there. | ||
| Yeah, he changed positions for a while. | ||
| He went southpaw, which he does do sometimes, though. | ||
| You know how we always talk about, like, he looks tired as shit, too. | ||
| You know how we talk about you need super camps to stay in age to compete? | ||
| OSP's a guy that doesn't train in a super camp. | ||
| Stipe's a guy that doesn't train in a super camp. | ||
| What's a super camp? | ||
| Like, ATT, AK, Jacksons, Blacks-Aliens. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's interesting, right? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, Strongstyle, that Jim in Cleveland. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Manawa with the right-hand! | ||
| OSP's in deep shit! | ||
| Oh, this one's over, so we dropped him. | ||
|
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Oh, KO! | |
| Oh my god, straight KO. | ||
| God, did you see his leg caught under there? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Left hook, son! | ||
| Oh my god, Jim and Manawa. | ||
| And then the right. | ||
| The fucking... | ||
| Jimmy Madden was dangerous. | ||
| Powerful English left hook. | ||
| He purred him with those left hooks to the body, and then caught him upstairs. | ||
| It's a huge win. | ||
| Biggest win in his career, for sure. | ||
| Giant win. | ||
| Huge. | ||
| Giant win, especially considering how good OSP looks against John Jones. | ||
| Won five rounds at Jones. | ||
| Jimmy stops him in the second round. | ||
| God. | ||
| Giant. | ||
| Who's the last guy to beat this guy? | ||
| Rumble knocked him out. | ||
| Rumble knocks him out bad. | ||
| And Rumble knocks everybody out. | ||
| Kaboom! | ||
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Right there. | |
| That's one. | ||
| That wobbled him. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| That's a beautiful right hand. | ||
| Right here. | ||
| Look how patient he is. | ||
| Right here. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Hey, ref, let's go. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
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Boom. | |
| Look at that body shot. | ||
| Right hand high, too. | ||
| Amazing, man. | ||
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Look at that. | |
| He ducks the left hand. | ||
| Look at that beautiful right hand over the top. | ||
| But look at the setup, too. | ||
| Look at the setup. | ||
| The setup is nice. | ||
| You missed with that one, but look at this one. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Perfect. | ||
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Oh, God! | |
| Yeah, it's real bad the way... That reminds me of Mike Tyson and Larry Holmes. | ||
| Remember that knockout? | ||
| Bad. | ||
| Mike Tyson knocked out Larry Holmes, and Larry Holmes' leg got caught under him, and then sprang up and down. | ||
| No one's worse than Cro Cop Gonzaga. | ||
| Like, we're like, oh shit, he broke his ankle. | ||
| Yeah, I think he really did fuck his ankle up. | ||
| His ankle swoll up after the fight. | ||
| It swoll up, and when you talk to him, he's like, no, my ankle feels like I'm good, man. | ||
| Like, he walked out. | ||
| But I thought his shit snapped off. | ||
| He was the first guy where I realized we shouldn't be interviewing fighters after they fight. | ||
| After they get knocked out. | ||
| I was like, you can't be doing this anymore. | ||
| He doesn't know what he's doing. | ||
| You don't know where you are. | ||
| You don't know what happened. | ||
| It's not fair. | ||
| They put a mic in your face and you're like, uh... I'm assuming I got punch or kicked in the face. | ||
| It would be one thing if the fighter felt fine and was willing to talk about it and knew and wanted to do it themselves. | ||
| But even then... Even then they shouldn't. | ||
| Even then it's probably not the best idea. | ||
| No, because I've done that. | ||
| My manager's like, dude, you shouldn't do this interview. | ||
| And I did it. | ||
| Literally backstage, bad news. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Watch when Larry Holmes gets up. | ||
| Larry Holmes is in all sorts of trouble. | ||
| But watch the KO. | ||
| They give him the standing 8 count. | ||
| Larry's walking around. | ||
| He's already in deep doo-doo though. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I mean, Larry's a legitimate, you know, 36 or whatever he was at the time. | ||
| Watch this KO. | ||
| It's so nasty. | ||
| He gets him over in the right-hand corner. | ||
| Super wobbly legs. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Look at that left hook right hand. | ||
| Here it comes right here. | ||
| Doosh! | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| Oh my god, you got hurt there. | ||
| That fucked him up. | ||
| Oh my god, I forgot how long this lasted. | ||
| Tough to keep Tyson off you. | ||
| He was brutal back then. | ||
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Yeah, he was a straight animal back then. | |
| He would switch stances. | ||
| No defense at all. | ||
| Well, he just was aware that Larry was done. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Larry still went for it. | ||
| He still went for that uppercut. | ||
| Oh, it's Larry Holmes, son. | ||
| Yeah, this is it. | ||
| This is the right hand, right here. | ||
| Boom, right there. | ||
| See how his leg went under him and then bounced up? | ||
| Like a cheerleader kick. | ||
| You know what the most brutal knockout ever? | ||
| Ray Mercer, Tommy Morrison. | ||
| Oh, you're right. | ||
| Dude, he got caught on the ropes, so Ray Mercer kept uppercutting him. | ||
| The ropes were holding his ass up. | ||
| That leg's bad. | ||
| Did you see that, Joe? | ||
| Yeah, that was bad. | ||
| And he had AIDS. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| I don't think he had AIDS back then. | ||
| Dude, he was bo- You wanna talk about one of the best wipe-away bodies of all time? | ||
| Tommy Morrison. | ||
| But what happened later in his career when he went crazy? | ||
| He got his tits done. | ||
| Well, he got AIDS, son. | ||
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What? | |
| Yeah, he had breast implants. | ||
| Oh, this fight's incredible. | ||
| Yeah, just show the KO. | ||
| So in the beginning, Tommy was doing well, but then Ray Mercer came on strong. | ||
| Here it is in the fifth round. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Boom, boom, boom, boom. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Hey, Raph! | ||
| Hey, Raph! | ||
| He hit him like three. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
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Boom. | |
| Oh. | ||
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Boom. | |
| Oh! | ||
| That one. | ||
| Let's go, Raph! | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| That is insane. | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| You know who beat Ray Mercer? | ||
| Kimbo Slice. | ||
| I gotta take a pee. | ||
| Yeah, but he guillotined him. | ||
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True. | |
| Yeah, Kimbo and Ray, they thought they were gonna throw down. | ||
| But Ray didn't have any grappling experience at all, and Kimbo was trained in an American top team. | ||
| Even though Kimbo's not a grappler, he was more of a grappler than Ray. | ||
| Ray probably thought it was just gonna be like a stand-up fight. | ||
| This is gonna be big. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Times Square. | ||
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I know. | |
| It's gonna be insane. | ||
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Come on. | |
| Look at this. | ||
| Conor. | ||
| Conor. | ||
| He's such a gangster. | ||
| Fired up. | ||
| Yonah. | ||
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Look at it. | |
| She's got camo on. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| This is pretty sweet. | ||
| Tyron Woodley. | ||
| Eddie Alvarez drinking a cup of coffee. | ||
| I don't get it. | ||
| They're all in the airport. | ||
| Everyone is at the airport. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wonderboy motherfucker. | ||
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Oh man. | |
| I can't even hear this and it looks cool. | ||
| Dude, there's Karolina Kubalick. | ||
| Tyron motherfucking Woodley, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| He looks like a badass right there, doesn't he? | ||
| He is a fucking badass. | ||
| He's got some power. | ||
| Dude, that's putting it mildly. | ||
| Nobody knocks out Robby Law with one punch like that. | ||
| Tyron, he can cover some distance, too. | ||
| Yeah, he put the lights out. | ||
| And he's a Duke Rufus protege. | ||
| Duke Rufus is one of the best striking coaches on the planet Earth. | ||
| World Muay Thai champion. | ||
| His brother Rick Rufus is another kickboxing legend. | ||
| Like that family, there's some deep, deep, deep knowledge. | ||
| And that's where Tyron's training. | ||
| That's where he's doing all his striking. | ||
| So Wonderboy is probably, I mean, it's a debate that he's the greatest striker in the UFC ever. | ||
| Wonderboy? | ||
| Yeah, it's a debate, because he was some insane number, like 57-0 in kickboxing. | ||
| He only lost one time in the UFC, that was to Matt Brown. | ||
| He just looks like a normal guy, doesn't he? | ||
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Totally! | |
| Like when they're showing him right there? | ||
| Yeah, and a very polite guy, too. | ||
| Really well spoken. | ||
| But his kickboxing is off the chain. | ||
| I mean, he's a world champion kickboxer of the likes. | ||
| There's very few guys who have fought in MMA. | ||
| You know, even Mirko. | ||
| Mirko was a K-1 striker and he was a bad motherfucker, but one of the reasons why he was so good in MMA was because he was explosive. | ||
| He was really fast, and he could hit really hard and quick. | ||
| But he wasn't like the most technically perfect kickboxer, like Ernesto Hoost. | ||
| But Ernesto Hust, he would pick you apart nice and slow. | ||
| He'd do it all with technique and just chop, chop away at you and eventually knock you out with some beautiful high kick or a perfectly placed punch or something like that. | ||
| But Mirko would murk guys with like one kick. | ||
| And those type of guys are like, at a high level, like Mirko was, they're more dangerous in MMA because everything happens so fast. | ||
| So you're saying Wonderboy is like that? | ||
| I think Wonderboy is super skillful. | ||
| He's skillful in a way, like when you see him fight Hendrix, you realize like, oh my god, this is so next level. | ||
| And he does stuff that everybody can't do, like he fights off the front leg. | ||
| His front leg, you gotta get past that front leg. | ||
| And that's not an easy thing to do, he's front leg side kicking, round kicking you in the face. | ||
| He can do some shit that other guys can't do. | ||
| So you have a real hard time bringing in someone in training that has a front leg like that guy. | ||
| You only have, like, a few guys to choose from. | ||
| You have to take, like, Raymond Daniels. | ||
| You have to take someone who has... Don the Dragon Wilson. | ||
| Ha! | ||
| Don could have done it. | ||
| Right? | ||
| I mean, if he could still spar. | ||
| His whole style was like that. | ||
| He was just on one leg, just, like, flipping it up. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Don the Dragon Wilson might still be able to spar. | ||
| Is that the best name of all time? | ||
| He's one of those dudes that keeps training deep into his, like, 60s and 70s. | ||
| If you light spar with him, as long as you try to beat him up, he's a skillful motherfucker, too. | ||
| Is Ronda Rousey really fighting Amanda Nunes? | ||
| Is that real or was that a hoax? | ||
| I think that's what she wants to do, but I don't think it's been set up. | ||
| I thought she wants to fight Cyborg, and Cyborg said she's going to need face surgery if she fights her. | ||
| Do you know what Cyborg said? | ||
| She said, I'm like Candyman, just say my name and I'll come. | ||
| She scares me. | ||
| How big is that fight going to be? | ||
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Cyborg was calling her out today. | |
| She wants to fight her so bad, and then she said maybe if I was blue eyes, blonde hair, you'd make a division for me and give me the goddamn fight. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Cyborg! | ||
| Such a monster! | ||
| And you know what, man? | ||
| Here's the deal. | ||
| There's a lot of other women out there that fight at 145. | ||
| This idea that there's no women at 145, that's just not true. | ||
| No, there's women at 145. | ||
| They just don't want to fight Cyborg. | ||
| Nobody wants to fight her. | ||
| But some do. | ||
| Like, you know... For money. | ||
| Lena Lansburg, who just fought her. | ||
| She took the chance. | ||
| She fought her. | ||
| She's not a true 145-er. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| She's not. | ||
| She didn't land one punch. | ||
| She had to know she had no chance. | ||
| She took it for the... She's a world Muay Thai champion. | ||
| She didn't take it for the payday. | ||
| She didn't make anything? | ||
| Not really. | ||
| Well, she made something she got into the UFC and you know now she's in the mix and she can have a career in the UFC at 135 She did not take a chance, but if she won, it's a giant chance. | ||
| Yeah, if you win, you're a fucking superhero There's no one right now that would give Her an issue in the UFC. | ||
| Yeah, I Unless Holly, with her fighting style, would fight her at 130. | ||
| Or, here's another example, Jorina Barge. | ||
| If Jorina Barge has been training MMA, and she decides to come over to MMA, you want to talk about a nasty kickboxer. | ||
| I mean, she's got some insane record. | ||
| I think she's like 30-0. | ||
| No one wanted to fight her for years. | ||
| Didn't she beat Cyborg? | ||
| She beat the shit out of her. | ||
| She's gangster. | ||
| She's tall. | ||
| She won by decision, but then remember... She knocked her down, twice. | ||
| She knocked her down, dropped her. | ||
| She talking about doing MMA? | ||
| If she did, I'm saying that's the kind of fighter you need to challenge Cyborg. | ||
| But Cyborg takes her down on some hits. | ||
| She's a lock belt. | ||
| She couldn't keep her off her. | ||
| You're right, she might. | ||
| That's the other thing people forget about Cyborg. | ||
| She's a black belt on the ground. | ||
| Legit black belt. | ||
| So if you're worried about that, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| Now you can go to the ground with her. | ||
| Totally true. | ||
| If she can take her down. | ||
| But in MMA you also have to realize that Barge is fighting with smaller gloves. | ||
| She can land shots that are likely going to have more impact with the smaller gloves. | ||
| She can also break her hand easier. | ||
| She can also get taken down. | ||
| She's a badass, dude. | ||
| She can't fight the same way. | ||
| Yeah, this is it. | ||
| On AXS TV, yeah. | ||
| This is not fighting TV barge is no fucking joke look at that knee. | ||
| I got step in knee dude She is no joke where this is a front kick to the face and shows cyborg swarms her you know Cyborg still gives her all she can handle. | ||
| Yeah, she didn't make it easy and also remember cyborg look at that I see why see this like oh Jesus Christ cyborg has a chin, too Oh, dude. | ||
| She's so game. | ||
| She takes some crazy shots. | ||
| She's so game. | ||
| Jamie, see if you can see the front kick to the face that she landed. | ||
| She landed a teep kick to the face early in the fight and dropped her. | ||
| How gangster is Cyborg? | ||
| I don't know what you do with her. | ||
| She's so gangster. | ||
| I don't know who the fuck's gonna step up and fight her. | ||
| Here's the thing, nobody wanted to fight Barsh. | ||
| She's not even a kickboxer, she's an MMA fighter. | ||
| And she chose to fight her in her sport. | ||
| That's how game she is. | ||
| But she still made the decision. | ||
| How big would that fight be, her and Ronda? | ||
| Cyborg and Ronda? | ||
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Crazy. | |
| It would be the biggest fight ever, right? | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| They could make that happen. | ||
| I heard, I read, that Ronda's training hard. | ||
| Is that true? | ||
| That's what I heard too. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, the only way to know is to talk to someone who's training with her and then you have to trust them. | ||
| Or you have to go watch her train. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| God, I'd love to see her come back at the top of her game. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know? | ||
| She's such a draw. | ||
| Amanda Nunez is fucking terrifying. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| She's got ridiculous power in her hands. | ||
| She punches with snapping, crisp punches that you could see. | ||
| Misha Tate was like, oh shit. | ||
| Oh, I know. | ||
| She landed one and Misha was like, It's not good. | ||
| Look at that knee. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Look at that beautiful step-in knee. | ||
| Look at that, man. | ||
| Damn, she's nasty. | ||
| Barsh is no joke, dude. | ||
| It was a scrap! | ||
| And Cyborg landed a right hand. | ||
| Yeah, dude. | ||
| It was a scrap. | ||
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I know. | |
| See that? | ||
| So imagine that punch with small gloves. | ||
| Oh yeah, for sure. | ||
| Look at that Superman punch Cyborg landed. | ||
| Cyborg's so gangster, dude. | ||
| She's so gangster. | ||
| She's so goddamn tough. | ||
| I just don't see anyone beating her. | ||
| Damn, what a crazy fight that was. | ||
| I think if she's landing those with four-ounce gloves... Who knows? | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| But if Barge lands with four-ounce gloves, it's the same thing. | ||
| She's hurting her there with shots, too. | ||
| But it was the knees that was hurting her, it seemed like, mostly. | ||
| It was everything. | ||
| She hit her with a lot of hard jabs, too. | ||
| Alright, let's see. | ||
| Dude, Vitor looks pretty good right there. | ||
| They re-inflated him. | ||
| He doesn't look that bad right there. | ||
| The best he's looked since the- He's got extra around there. | ||
| Since the golden snitch came in your boy Novitsky. | ||
| The golden snitch! | ||
| There's no traps like the old Vitor. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| But, you know what, the old Vitor fought in a bunch of different weight classes. | ||
| The old Vitor from TRT days was a 185er though, so you got a point. | ||
| Probably the most dangerous guy in the world when he was on TRT. | ||
| Someone spinning fucking heel kicks to your eye. | ||
| No, but dude, with the traps and the long mohawk. | ||
| Oh, he was terrifying. | ||
| When he wheel-kicked Luke Rockhold in the face? | ||
| Yeah, that one. | ||
| Dude, he's no joke, man. | ||
| The scary thing is he has the skills to back all that up. | ||
| Dude, he's lightning fast. | ||
| Lightning fast. | ||
| Is he like 38 now? | ||
| He's definitely not in his prime. | ||
| He was the first Brazilian to come out with legit boxing. | ||
| Finally, a Brazilian with boxing. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| He came out and... Yeah, look at him there. | ||
| Look at there. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| That's a crazy difference. | ||
| But here's the thing that Chris Weidman said. | ||
| And that's the same weight, right? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Chris Weidman had a good point, though. | ||
| He said that it might actually help him because he wouldn't gas as much. | ||
| Come on, Chris. | ||
| Because he was doing so much steroids before there was any gas. | ||
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Excuse me, sir. | |
| I know you beat him, but come on, Chris. | ||
| That's what he said. | ||
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Come on, man. | |
| No, I'm just saying. | ||
| I'm talking to Chris. | ||
| I'm not talking to you. | ||
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That's what he said, bro. | |
| That's what he said, man. | ||
| This guy's good. | ||
| Gegard Mousasi, he always looks like he doesn't give a fuck. | ||
| No, he looks like he's bothered you're there to watch him fight. | ||
| Like, he's upset. | ||
| Like, if someone was like, hey, you know Gegard Mousasi is serial killer? | ||
| I'd be like, yeah, that makes sense. | ||
| Like, he doesn't give a fuck about anything. | ||
| I think he seems like a real nice guy. | ||
| He's been fighting forever. | ||
| Yeah, he's legit. | ||
| Remember when he knocked out Jacque Ray with an upkick? | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then, didn't Jacque Ray fall into his triangle too? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he's the man in dream. | ||
| Just nasty KO. | ||
| I don't think he fell in this triangle, did he? | ||
| He did that to somebody else. | ||
| Who did he triangle? | ||
| I thought he knocked him out and Jacquet fell into it, or maybe he just knocked him out. | ||
| I think he just KO'd him and got off of him, but I think he did that to somebody else. | ||
| Yeah, I think he did that to somebody else. | ||
| I'm mixing the two, yeah. | ||
| Just for old times sake, wouldn't you like to see Vitor win? | ||
| You, Cam Haines, you're one of those guys who wants to see a guy win. | ||
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You're like a rooter. | |
| We don't, with this very rare rooting here, like, of course, Eddie Bravo will be rooting for Tony Ferguson when Tony Ferguson fights Dilsadjo, because it's his boy. | ||
| But, for the most part, when we watch these fights, like, people, like, I know, I know Vitor, for sure, I've known him for a long time, and I've known Gegard, I like both these guys. | ||
| So, I watch this fight, I just go like, hmm, but you're like, I wanna see this guy win. | ||
| I like it! | ||
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I like it, sir! | |
| I'm a fan. | ||
| Oh, me too, man. | ||
| I'm a fan. | ||
| Yo, Brendan, can I get one of those? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Thank you, sir. | ||
| Oh, can I get one? | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Corona, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| This is a... Can you pass that? | ||
| We'll have one, too. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Oh, let's have a couple Coronas, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| I feel like Cam wants to dip into this whiskey. | ||
| You seem like a whiskey man. | ||
| You looking at that whiskey? | ||
| Yeah, he's been eyeing it up. | ||
| You want some of that whiskey, Cam? | ||
| We could all have a little gentleman's glass of whiskey. | ||
| We got some ice there. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| We should celebrate your bowl. | ||
| Yes, we should celebrate. | ||
| Look at Vitor moving. | ||
| Gagar with a nice leg kick. | ||
| Gagar gonna be unbiased now. | ||
| Nah, he can't. | ||
| There's no going back. | ||
| Here's the thing with Gegard. | ||
| Gegard's gotta be real careful of the blitz. | ||
| Especially early on. | ||
| He can't disrespect that blitz. | ||
| I feel like he's too smart for that. | ||
| I hope he is. | ||
| Otherwise you're gonna get murked. | ||
| I think so too, but there might be an attitude that some fighters have that Vitor without the TRT is very vulnerable. | ||
| Not in those first two minutes. | ||
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No, not at all. | |
| Oh, see? | ||
| Oh! | ||
| He's coming, Saad! | ||
| He is! | ||
| And Geghardt! | ||
| He said no, no, no, bitch! | ||
| He gave him the Mutombo finger well. | ||
| He gave him the no, no, no. | ||
| Mason Mutombo reference, sir! | ||
| I'm from Denver! | ||
| And Geghardt advances. | ||
| You know what that means to me? | ||
| That means to me that that little finger might have had an effect. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Usually when guys do something emotional like that, it kind of fucked them up. | ||
| Left kick to the body by Vitor. | ||
| Powerful short shorts by Vitor. | ||
| Vitor's swingin'. | ||
| Vitor's swingin'. | ||
| Well, that's to be able to kick. | ||
| You know, that's the worst thing about some Muay Thai... Oh, one-two! | ||
| Both landed. | ||
| The worst thing about the regular Muay Thai shorts, you ever see those Thai guys are always rolling them up? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, sometimes those fuckers bind your legs, man. | ||
| John Dotson wears capris. | ||
| His are so big. | ||
| Have you seen his? | ||
| They're so baggy. | ||
| I think the move is the tights. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I think everybody should be forced to wear the tights because you don't grab them. | ||
| Like, why not do the sunga, like the old school... What's a sunga? | ||
| It's kind of like the Speedo style. | ||
| Brazilian Speedo. | ||
| Speedos. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Like, why not? | ||
| Dude, hold up. | ||
| What do you mean, wow? | ||
| Because dicks are going to come out. | ||
| Well, come on. | ||
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Dicks are going to start flubbing. | |
| It's just a part of the fun. | ||
| So I'm crazy with sungas, but you want to see them on a fucking grass football field. | ||
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Look at that. | |
| Beautiful takedown defense by Vitor. | ||
| Gegard tried to close in for the takedown. | ||
| Vitor's like, bitch, I've been fighting for 20 years. | ||
| Yeah, come on, bitch. | ||
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I got it. | |
| Check this out. | ||
| I have my master's degree in anime. | ||
| Take this knee to the body on the way out, son. | ||
| One-two. | ||
| That's one-two from me. | ||
| His speed hasn't left him. | ||
| That's usually the last thing to go. | ||
| I mean, the first thing to go. | ||
| You know what else hasn't left him? | ||
| His work ethic. | ||
| Vitor is a notoriously hard worker in the gym. | ||
| Everybody that worked with him. | ||
| I did a training camp with him. | ||
| Wrestling coaches. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| Tell me. | ||
| Insane. | ||
| Talk to me. | ||
| He just, you know, he's the first guy that I really knew who did like a super camp where it's just about him. | ||
| Like he brought in specific training partners. | ||
| He brought in GSP, Nate McCart, myself, when he's fighting Anthony Johnson. | ||
| He brought in just this core group of guys just for him. | ||
| And then he'd have his jiu-jitsu coach there, wrestling coach, striking coach, all times. | ||
| And that was a good fight. | ||
| Did you just spar with him? | ||
| Spar, grappling, Anthony Johnson, when he choked out Anthony Johnson at 170. | ||
| No, it was 185. | ||
| And Anthony Johnson didn't make weight. | ||
| That was in Brazil. | ||
| And Johnson put the storm on him in the first round, that rumble storm. | ||
| And he survived the storm, and it was a big fight for Vitor because he overcame adversity. | ||
| He was in trouble. | ||
| After that storm, rumble's done. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Isn't he? | ||
| He gets gassed. | ||
| Back then he was, because he was losing way too much weight. | ||
| The rumble of today is different. | ||
| If you watch the rumble of today when he fought Phil Davis, he went three hard rounds and beat Phil Davis up. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| Yeah, it's a different rumble. | ||
| It's a different rumble for sure. | ||
| When he's at 205, but if you want to make that argument, Daniel Cormier was able to weather the storm and he grounded him out and then choked him out. | ||
| That's the fight I was thinking of. | ||
| He sucked him dry, but you have to also realize... Sucked him dry? | ||
| Excuse me, sir? | ||
| I'm not in that way. | ||
| I mean like his energy. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Jesus Christ, that's a tough one. | ||
| Well, he drained him. | ||
| That's a hard one to ignore. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Sucked him dry. | ||
| See, I'm not thinking that way. | ||
| I wasn't either! | ||
| I wasn't either. | ||
| I was thinking in terms of like almost like a spider. | ||
| Yeah, DC has sucked you dry. | ||
| D.C. | ||
| is such a grinder. | ||
| You know, like he wears that shirt, the King of the Grind. | ||
| Embrace the Grind. | ||
| Yeah, Embrace the Grind. | ||
| No, he has a King of the Grind shirt. | ||
| No, Embrace the Grind. | ||
| No, Embrace the Grind, everybody says. | ||
| No, that's D.C.' 's thing. | ||
| But doesn't he have a shirt that says King of the Grind? | ||
| Is it? | ||
| Why do I think he had that on his shirt? | ||
| I thought it was Embrace the Grind. | ||
| Definitely, that's a wrestling statement, but I believe... OH! | ||
| Mousasi heard him! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They'll want to again. | ||
| I think he had the King of the Grind too. | ||
| I might be mistaken. | ||
| No, you might be right. | ||
| Oh yeah, King of the Grind. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| I thought I was mistaken. | ||
| Apologize, Brendan. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
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Alright, I wasn't sure I was right. | |
| He wears both. | ||
| He wears Embrace the Grind from Cagefighter and then he wears King of the Grind. | ||
| Oh, Knee to the Body by Musashi! | ||
| But my point was that DC was able to... Both of them. | ||
| Front and back. | ||
| You got them both right. | ||
| Oh, okay, both right. | ||
| My point was that DC was able to drain Johnson. | ||
| He eventually got him to the point where you could tell Rumble was breaking and he was going to crack. | ||
| He broke his will. | ||
| He broke his will. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| He gave him his neck, didn't he? | ||
| Vitor did, too. | ||
| But the thing is, he was training for Jon Jones, who was most likely going to strike with him, and instead he got Daniel Cormier, one of the best wrestlers to ever fucking do it in MMA. | ||
| If not the best in MMA, when you think about it. | ||
| World-class wrestler. | ||
| Just go through his resume. | ||
| You gotta watch him when he fights Josh Barnett to appreciate how fuckin' good his wrestling is. | ||
| Josh did break his hand in that fight, though, early on. | ||
| So did Daniel. | ||
| Daniel broke his hand, too. | ||
| And he did mollywop him around. | ||
| Daniel scoops him up in the air and throws him to the ground. | ||
| And this is a heavyweight. | ||
| Barnett, who is the youngest UFC heavyweight champion ever, and Daniel Cormier hoists him up in the air. | ||
| All 260, white balls. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| And just fuckin' throws him on the ground when he realized, like, Jesus. | ||
| He fuckin' pounced Dan Henderson off the mat. | ||
| Watch this shit. | ||
| And he does it off this power single. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Watch how he hoists him up here. | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| Come on, son! | ||
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Boom! | |
| Daniel Cormier. | ||
| And remember what he did to Dan Henderson? | ||
| He did the exact same move to Dan Henderson, but literally, like, bounced him. | ||
| Like, look at this. | ||
| He looked like a little kid. | ||
| Dude, that is some serious, world-class throwing ability. | ||
| In the Henderson fight, he did that about ten times. | ||
| That's how goddamn tough Dan Henderson is. | ||
| He's just throwing him around like a ragdoll. | ||
| There's just a clear difference in size and horsepower and wrestling ability. | ||
| He beat Henderson? | ||
| Beat the shit out of him. | ||
| Beat the brakes off him. | ||
| For three rounds. | ||
| And also, guys at that level... I think he choked him out, right? | ||
| Didn't he choke Dan asleep? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And guys at that level, that wrestling level, there's really no catching up when they're that good. | ||
| No. | ||
| So good. | ||
| The only two guys I've ever wrestled where I was like, oh, there's just no... there's nothing I can do is DC. | ||
| I was like, alright, what the hell am I going to do here? | ||
| And King Mo. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| And they're boys. | ||
| And I was like, you know what? | ||
| King Mo is one of those guys where you, when you saw him in the early parts of his career, you thought this guy has all the potential to be like an all-time great. | ||
| Like a serious world championship caliber wrestler. | ||
| He's had a really good career. | ||
| Yeah, he has had a really good career, but I feel like if he was in the UFC early on, more people would know how good he is. | ||
| With him, A, he's probably the nicest guy in the world. | ||
| B, he might be the best fighter coach I've ever met in my life, too. | ||
| Wrestling, the way he would break it down, in a split decision. | ||
| And that was to fight for the world title against the champ Liam, yeah. | ||
| Well, the crazy one was when he fought, uh, what was his name? | ||
| Emanuel... Newton? | ||
| Emanuel Newton. | ||
| The spinning backfist. | ||
| I know, man. | ||
| Screwed him. | ||
| Wow, it was crazy. | ||
| He stuffed that takedown again. | ||
| Vitor. | ||
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Ooh! | |
| A little blood coming out of the forehead of Vitor. | ||
| That's nothing, though. | ||
| But King Moe was murking, guys, because remember, he'd go over to Dream, do that, and then bounce back here, and then he was like in... He's had a weird career path. | ||
| Remember when he knocked out Seth Petruzelli? | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Just nasty. | ||
| Beautiful jab by Musassi. | ||
| See now, Vitor, that blitz is not as effective. | ||
| You're in the second round, and this is what Musassi predicted that he was going to stop him in the second. | ||
| Oh, I kick him! | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
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Musassi turn it up! | |
| Uppercuts! | ||
| Oh, Vitor's covering up! | ||
| It's over, son. | ||
| Oh, Musassi looks insane! | ||
| Look at the technique here! | ||
| It's like he's on a lift or something. | ||
| Vitor survived that, that's insane. | ||
| Show me another flurry that went down like that. | ||
| Oh, beautiful throw! | ||
| This fight is in grave jeopardy being stopped. | ||
| Grave jeopardy is what I just said, you heard me. | ||
| That's impressive, man. | ||
| Look at this ferocity! | ||
| God damn, Musashi's pouring on. | ||
| He hasn't slowed down one bit. | ||
| His cardio is insane. | ||
| Hey, I'm impressed with Vitor for weathering that. | ||
| Look at those elbows that he's throwing! | ||
| He's holding the back of his neck and throwing the inside of his mouth! | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
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Not good. | |
| He's fucked. | ||
| He's smashing Vitor. | ||
| Oh, we got the choke. | ||
| It's going to choke him. | ||
| Yeah, it's over. | ||
| Wow. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Vitor surviving. | ||
|
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Incredible! | |
| No, sir! | ||
| Incredible! | ||
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He's hanging in there! | |
| Incredible! | ||
| UFC legend! | ||
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It ain't that easy! | |
| He's gotta put him in full- Ooh, he went three-quarter mount! | ||
| Oh, full mount! | ||
| He had him in half guard, he went three-quarter mount! | ||
| Vitor's getting smushed! | ||
| 2.30 left, this is tough! | ||
| God, that's a long time left! | ||
| Yeah, that's an eternity for him. | ||
| Oh, with those landing? | ||
| You gotta stop the fight, man. | ||
| You gotta stop the fight. | ||
| That's it, that's it! | ||
| Wow, Musashi looked fantastic! | ||
| Best jab at 185, too, I think. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That was some brutal striking on his part. | ||
| You know what, man? | ||
| He predicted it. | ||
| He said he was going to stop in the second round. | ||
| He said, I'm going to weather a storm in the first round, then I'm going to stop in the second round. | ||
| Makes sense. | ||
| Doesn't Vidor have to be close? | ||
| Yeah, he's 39. | ||
| Should be over. | ||
| Close to signing with Bellator and getting back on TRT! | ||
| That's the move, right? | ||
| That's what I was talking about. | ||
| That's what I assumed you were going for. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| High kick started off. | ||
| Wow, he rattled him with that high kick, man. | ||
| That right hand. | ||
| Dude, Vitor's in trouble. | ||
| And look at this, Mousasi coming on like an Armenian demon. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| High kick. | ||
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Boom! | |
| That right hand. | ||
| Holy shit, look at this combination! | ||
| I know. | ||
| Uppercuts. | ||
| Oh my god, Vitor is just barely hanging in there. | ||
| How did he weather that? | ||
| That reminded me of that Ioana combination. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| Whoever, she was lighting up. | ||
| Penae? | ||
| Yeah, Jessica Penae. | ||
| Goddamn, real good stoppage. | ||
| Real good stoppage. | ||
| Yeah, it was. | ||
| He gave him all the chances in the world to recover, but he weathered it for a bit. | ||
| You give legends like that, you give them a little bit of leniency, right? | ||
| Goddamn, Gheghar Mousasi's good. | ||
| That was, like, his best performance. | ||
| His best performance in the UFC. | ||
| By far in the UFC. | ||
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For sure. | |
| That's a big win. | ||
| When is he, when is Vitor, when was his last win? | ||
| Uh, Dan Henderson. | ||
| Stopped Dan Henderson in the first round. | ||
| A little bit ago. | ||
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A while ago. | |
| I think it was two years ago. | ||
| Then the gold snitch said, you wanna do what? | ||
| Well, that was the last TRT fight, I think. | ||
| That was his last TRT fight. | ||
| Correct, sir. | ||
| No, I think it was post-TRT stopped him in the first round again. | ||
| He stopped him one time when he was scary Vitor. | ||
| They fought a few times, and Henderson beat him. | ||
| Henderson beat him by decision in pride, then scary TRT Vitor stopped Henderson in the first round, and then non-TRT Vitor stopped Henderson again in the first round, too. | ||
| Non-TRT? | ||
| I'm pretty sure. | ||
| Am I right? | ||
| Is he right on that? | ||
| Dude, I don't know shit. | ||
| Head kick. | ||
| What's the date on that? | ||
| Yeah, Luke Rockhold is for sure TRT. | ||
| Dan Henderson was for sure TRT. | ||
| Then the loss to Chris Weidman, and then Dan Henderson again. | ||
| So the loss to Chris Weidman... Oh, you're right, sir. | ||
| Yeah, he was deflated. | ||
| Hey, where was that fight, though? | ||
| Which one? | ||
| The UFC Fight Night 77? | ||
| Brazil. | ||
| Was it Brazil? | ||
| It might have been Brazil. | ||
| Where's it say? | ||
| Do I have skeptical hippo eyes? | ||
| Sure as fuck do! | ||
| South Paulo! | ||
| Skeptical hippo does not think that Vitor was off. | ||
| Yeah, he won not even a year ago. | ||
| Yeah, so I guess that was a year ago. | ||
| Isn't it weird that in boxing those records are shit? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, you don't have a career. | ||
| It's crazy, right? | ||
| You gotta be undefeated. | ||
| You can't lose. | ||
| Or you could have like one or two losses like Canelo has one loss. | ||
| Depends who it is. | ||
| You know, I don't watch boxing that much, but up in Big Bear, one of the guys, one of the trainers turned me on. | ||
| There's this Russian guy. | ||
| Is he Triple G? | ||
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Yes, Triple G. I saw a highlight reel of his. | |
| Holy shit. | ||
| I saw a highlight reel of his holy shit Gernady Golovkin Golovkin. | ||
| That guy's legit, right? | ||
| The best in the world. | ||
| Well, there's like three of the world's best fighters, if you have the top ten world's best fighters, three of them right now, in terms of boxing, are Russians. | ||
| Vassily Lomachenko? | ||
| I mean, that guy's insane. | ||
| He's probably my favorite to watch. | ||
| One of the best boxers, as far as pure boxing technique, like an all-time great. | ||
| He only has seven fights. | ||
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The top three guys are not American. | |
| No, not the top three. | ||
| Sergey Kovalev is fighting Andre Ward and both of those guys are like top in the world. | ||
| This is Gennady Golovkin. | ||
| Right here, Eddie, this is a highlight reel of Golovkin. | ||
| This is the one I saw. | ||
| He's a monster. | ||
| He's so good. | ||
| He just fucks guys up. | ||
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He has to Can he fight Floyd Mayweather? | |
| Floyd Mayweather is not going to want to have nothing to do with this motherfucker. | ||
| Are you sure? | ||
| He's too big. | ||
| He's also too big. | ||
| This guy's too big. | ||
| He's a 160. | ||
| Floyd would never take that fight. | ||
| People talking about it? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Floyd doesn't want nothing to do with this. | ||
| The super fight's Canelo, Eddie. | ||
| Here's the thing about Gennady Golovkin. | ||
| Canelo fought Mayweather, so you would think that... He's so big. | ||
| He did that for the money. | ||
| He was young. | ||
| He kind of knew he was going to lose. | ||
| But the real fight is right now, because Canelo's never been better. | ||
| And then, because they can fight, man. | ||
| It'd be so fucking sick. | ||
| Canelo's... He's a big 154, too. | ||
| Okay, I'm into it. | ||
| But the thing about Gennady Golovkin, they had a pay-per-view fight with him recently, and it did not do well. | ||
| The problem is most people don't know who he is, whereas Canelo Alvarez is a fucking superstar. | ||
| He's the biggest draw in boxing. | ||
| Canelo's a giant superstar. | ||
| He's been knocking everyone out. | ||
| Torching people. | ||
| Yeah, he's never looked better. | ||
| He's never lost. | ||
| He's had some good fights. | ||
| The guy that he fought, the last one, that they stopped the fight. | ||
| Oh, he murked him. | ||
| His corner stopped the fight early. | ||
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Oh no, that's Triple G. That's what I'm talking about. | |
| I was talking about Canelo. | ||
| He's never looked better. | ||
| Triple G when he fought... | ||
| What is his name? | ||
| Canelo fought Liam Smith, and Triple G fought, um... Oh, goddammit! | ||
| The English guy, and it was in England, he was cornered through in the tower. | ||
| Yeah, he was cornered through in the tower, and he was getting beat up by Golovkin. | ||
| Goddamn CTE, I can't remember. | ||
| I can't remember it either, I don't think it's CTE. | ||
| Yes, Kell Brook! | ||
| So is Mayweather done? | ||
| No, not necessarily. | ||
| He might be hanging around waiting for if Manny wants to fight one more time. | ||
| If Manny wants to fight one more time, too, I think it'll be gigantic because Manny's still fighting. | ||
| He's fighting again soon. | ||
| You can keep that fight. | ||
| Here's Gennady Golovkin. | ||
| He stops Kell Brook. | ||
| This is the first time I thought Triple G looked human. | ||
| Well, Brooke is really good, man. | ||
| Undefeated world champion, yeah. | ||
| But he came up two weight classes. | ||
| Gennady Golovkin, TKO. | ||
| Oh, this is just a shitty HBO thing. | ||
| I mean, he's just so good, man. | ||
| But your boy Kovalev and Ward fight in November. | ||
| That's the fucking fight. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
| Dude, boxing has never been better. | ||
| I'm so crunk on boxing. | ||
| And then Tyson Fury went crazy. | ||
| I love it when you say, I'm so crunk on something. | ||
| I get very excited. | ||
| I'm so crunk, man. | ||
| I never get to use that word either. | ||
| It's a great word! | ||
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Crunked. | |
| Tyson Fury's gone nuts. | ||
| Yeah, he has a mental issue. | ||
| He just can't deal with it. | ||
| So now they're talking about Klitschko vs. Anthony Joshua. | ||
| If you've ever seen Anthony Joshua, he's like the golden boy in England. | ||
| So is Tyson Fury going to step away from the title? | ||
| Yeah, he's retired. | ||
| White guy from New York? | ||
| No, black guy. | ||
| Bodied up for days. | ||
| But Tyson Fury is a traveler. | ||
| Tyson Fury's a traveler. | ||
| Gypsy. | ||
| Yeah, but I think they call themselves travelers, but he's a white guy. | ||
| He's a white guy. | ||
| He beat another white guy. | ||
| You need to beat another white guy. | ||
| So right now in the heavyweight division, there's a couple of legit white guys. | ||
| The most scary guy is a black guy. | ||
| Two of them. | ||
| Anthony Joshua is the scariest guy. | ||
| Deontay Wilder. | ||
| Oh, and don't forget Shannon motherfucking Briggs. | ||
| People are still sleeping on Shannon Briggs. | ||
| Nobody wants to fight that guy. | ||
| Yeah, is that a sign? | ||
| He's older, so like these young cats with that guy were good. | ||
| He's 43 years old, but he's still knocking motherfuckers out. | ||
| How dare you throw him into the mix like this? | ||
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What? | |
| I love him too! | ||
| Let me say something, man. | ||
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I follow him. | |
| David Haye doesn't want to fight him. | ||
| That's Anthony Joshua! | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| But David Haye has been running away from a fight with... with... | ||
| Shannon Briggs. | ||
| Shannon Briggs. | ||
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How old is he? | |
| He's 43. | ||
| Can I see Anthony Joshua? | ||
| He was having an issue with getting a fight. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| He's a dangerous guy. | ||
| Super dangerous. | ||
| Amazing guy. | ||
| Personality. | ||
| Very skillful. | ||
| Come on champ! | ||
| Talks a lot of shit. | ||
| That's him right there. | ||
| Shannon Briggs. | ||
| That's Shannon Briggs. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Let's go champ! | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| Powerful Greybeard. | ||
| He is one of the best guys to follow on Instagram. | ||
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Yes. | |
| He's hilarious. | ||
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I follow him. | |
| He does, on Instagram, he'll do these videos where he just, everything he says, he says, let's go champ. | ||
| He's always saying, let's go champ, let's go champ. | ||
| He calls everybody champ. | ||
| There's no variety. | ||
| Everybody's a champ. | ||
| Yeah, there's no variety. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| He'll be working out, he's dancing, champ! | ||
| He starts singing, CHAMP! | ||
| Dude, he wanted to fight with Klitschko, and so he went on a boat while Klitschko was paddleboarding, and just started fucking, COME ON! | ||
| FIGHT ME! | ||
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Fight me! | |
| And drove the boat around and made him fall in the water. | ||
| He's crazy. | ||
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He's hilarious. | |
| He's hilarious. | ||
| No one wants to fight him. | ||
| He's older. | ||
| It's a tough sell. | ||
| It's a dangerous fight. | ||
| He's super dangerous. | ||
| He's super skilled. | ||
| He's got nasty power and he's got a vicious left hook to the body. | ||
| He throws a left hook to the body. | ||
| It's like a laser beam. | ||
| It's like ZAP! | ||
| It just hits you in the liver. | ||
| I thought he was retired and won the belt like 20 years ago. | ||
| He looks better now than he's ever looked physically in his life. | ||
| I hope he gets a shot, but I don't see one of these young guys doing it. | ||
| Here's him. | ||
| Was he working out here? | ||
| Is this what we're going to see? | ||
| Yeah, dude, he's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| Hell yeah, he's bad. | ||
| Cannon Briggs is no joke. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| And he goes chat! | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Those are... | ||
| See, this is just working on technique. | ||
| Yeah, this isn't like him doing combinations. | ||
| He's doing a great job marketing, though, on social media. | ||
| Oh, man, he's incredible. | ||
| Best in the game at boxing. | ||
| Better than anyone. | ||
| He's got power, man. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I mean, what he's doing right here is just, you know, repetitive technique over and over again, trying to blast that power punch. | ||
| But he's got real good head movement, real slick boxing. | ||
| He knows his shit. | ||
| He sets traps. | ||
| He's not like a one-dimensional slugger by any stretch of the imagination. | ||
| No, I'm a fan. | ||
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I'm a fan. | |
| I don't see it happening though. | ||
| He's a bolder guy. | ||
| He went for a long period where he too was depressed. | ||
| He wasn't in a good place. | ||
| He talks about it. | ||
| He got real fat. | ||
| He got up to like 300 pounds. | ||
| I thought you said 400. | ||
| Yeah, we could do that. | ||
| I was just going to have it on the rocks like a gentleman, but if you want to do shots like some barbarian. | ||
| I didn't know it was a frat house. | ||
| I was just going to have it on the rocks like a goddamn gentleman too. | ||
| Yeah, if you show Shannon McCann and K.O., see if you find a highlight video of him. | ||
| Powerful main event coming up. | ||
| More balls deep in Shannon Briggs. | ||
| I love Shannon Briggs. | ||
| I do too, man! | ||
| What's the main event? | ||
| And he's got the old man's drink. | ||
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When you said Shannon Briggs, I was like, there's no way it could be the same one. | |
| Champ! | ||
| Champ! | ||
| That's what I thought. | ||
| How's Java's doing? | ||
| He's still in the mix. | ||
| He's still in the mix. | ||
| Yeah, he's just lazy. | ||
| That's the rub on him. | ||
| What about Hector Camacho? | ||
| Look at this Shannon. | ||
| This was just in May. | ||
| That's Klitschko? | ||
| No, that's Shannon Briggs. | ||
| But look how good he is, dude. | ||
| I don't know, some scrub. | ||
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He looks like he's about a hundred pounds lighter. | |
| Um, Emilio Zarate. | ||
| My apologies, Emilio. | ||
| I'm just fucking lying. | ||
| You're not a scrub. | ||
| But look at this. | ||
| Look at this fucking beautiful combination, man. | ||
| This is a dangerous guy. | ||
| Nobody wants to fuck with him right now. | ||
| Shannon Briggs has a real hard time getting fights for a real good reason. | ||
| Because he's fucking dangerous, man. | ||
| Oh, you know who you should fight? | ||
| You know who you should fight? | ||
| Ortiz. | ||
| How many heavyweights do you know that move like this? | ||
| Did he take a lot of time off and then came back, or he never stopped fighting? | ||
| He took some time off. | ||
| Took some time off. | ||
| Yeah, he took some time off. | ||
| How long? | ||
| He had depression. | ||
| About 20 years. | ||
| He gained weight. | ||
| Oh, he went to the bottom. | ||
| No, he didn't take that much time off. | ||
| No, I'm just messing around. | ||
| He's old as fuck. | ||
| He took some time off. | ||
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10 years? | |
| A long stretch, man, where the game's... Look at this. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Look at this left hook! | ||
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Oh, my God. | |
| Look at this combination. | ||
| Back that up a few seconds. | ||
| Look how bad he's fucking... Look at that left to the body. | ||
| Watch this shit. | ||
| Watch this shit. | ||
| He's standing right in front of the dude. | ||
| He's moving away from punches. | ||
| Good head movement. | ||
| Come on, baby. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| He gets it tight. | ||
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RIP! | |
| RIP! | ||
| Come on, son. | ||
| He's a monster. | ||
| He's a scary dude. | ||
| I'm telling you, he needs a fight with all due respect. | ||
| He needs to fight Ortiz, man. | ||
| He's fighting a white guy, with all due respect to him. | ||
| I think that's a Brazilian guy. | ||
| It's hard to say. | ||
| It's hard to judge. | ||
| He's whiter. | ||
| I'm telling you, I get the matchup for him. | ||
| He needs to fight that dude, Ortiz, out of Cuba. | ||
| No one wants to fight him. | ||
| He's an older world champion. | ||
| And that guy's a Southpaw fucking nightmare. | ||
| He's the guy that had that fight with that Russian dude, where the Russian dude's head swolled up, and he wound up having, like, Internal bleeding on his brain. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Real serious brain injury off that fight, which is rare. | ||
| Ortiz, no one will fight Ortiz. | ||
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Who? | |
| He's very good. | ||
| He's a Cuban. | ||
| They don't know how old he is. | ||
| What's his first name? | ||
| It's like Joey Diaz. | ||
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What is it? | |
| King Kong Ortiz is what I like to refer to him as. | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| There's Ortiz. | ||
| Can we see Joshua Jackson? | ||
| He looks like he's out of Mike Tyson's punch out. | ||
| Well, if you watch him fight, man, he's super skillful. | ||
| Southpaw had over 300, 400 amateur fights. | ||
| Oh, come on, look at that guy. | ||
| Okay, this counts. | ||
| He's very good, man. | ||
| He's very good. | ||
| He's a world champion as an amateur. | ||
| Yeah, no one wants to fight him because he's all the way from Cuba. | ||
| They can't really get a read on him. | ||
| Well, that Cuban team, man. | ||
| The level of technique that the Cuban boxing team and the Cuban judo team... I mean, you remember how goddamn good Hector Lombard's judo is? | ||
| People forget that Hector Lombard ragdolled Jake Shields. | ||
| Remember that fight? | ||
| That's when I was like, oh, I'm not going vegan. | ||
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Correct! | |
| Oh, how dare you? | ||
| You watched that? | ||
| One's a meat-eater, one's a vegan. | ||
| He's a vegetarian. | ||
| I think he eats eggs. | ||
| I think he's a vegetarian. | ||
| Either way, I'm not down for that. | ||
| You know, Jake Shields is better than Aberno, man. | ||
| His grappling. | ||
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Fuck yeah, he just submitted Leo Machida, son. | |
| People forget he beat Damien Maia. | ||
| He's getting better and better. | ||
| In my experience, I don't know if I should say most, but a lot of MMA fighters, as soon as they hit The UFC, it just seems like their grappling just maintains. | ||
| You don't see visible improvements. | ||
| Damien Maia goes, huh? | ||
| Damien Maia, yes. | ||
| That's an exception. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| I agree with you. | ||
| Whether it's right or wrong, people don't like watching it. | ||
| I don't like watching what? | ||
| Maia. | ||
| I mean, the casual fan. | ||
| Don't they like the knockouts? | ||
| They like it all. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, I like it, because you're so impressive there. | ||
| If you just like the knockouts, you just watch kickboxing. | ||
| We have plenty of that shit. | ||
| We've always had that. | ||
| Always at boxing, stay there. | ||
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I just know, sometimes when you listen to the crowd... I'm saying you. | |
| I'm saying you. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| What the fuck you doing here? | ||
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I love it. | |
| No, but people, when they're on the ground too long, you hear the crowd booing and stuff, you know what I mean? | ||
| That's like in Alabama. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, they booed me in Anaheim for that bullshit. | ||
| That's where Disneyland is, motherfucker. | ||
| Yeah, that's Orange County shit. | ||
| I got booed like a motherfucker. | ||
| There's like a hundred thousand jiu-jitsu schools down there. | ||
| You know what the problem is? | ||
| People appreciate good grappling. | ||
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They do. | |
| And the fact that Damien Maia brings that character in, when you're having him against anybody, any striker, whoever it is, at 170, are they going to be able to stop his take down? | ||
| It's a chess match. | ||
| Not get strangled like a wild animal. | ||
| No, Cam gets it. | ||
| He was just saying he doesn't want to see that bullshit. | ||
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No, no, I get what you're saying. | |
| People want to see someone get strangled. | ||
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I remember when I said it, who I was talking to, it was like, fuck. | |
| It was so hilarious. | ||
| Yeah, people like both things. | ||
| The beautiful thing about MMA is that all these things can happen. | ||
| Like what we were talking about earlier with Tiago Alves and Marvin Kampmann. | ||
| Tiago Alves was tuning up Martin Kampmann and someone fucked up and his coach, someone apparently, according to I believe Tiago said, someone called for a takedown. | ||
| After he had Martin hurt, they were like, take him down, take him down. | ||
| And he shot in, and Martin has a nasty guillotine, just locked it up nice and tight. | ||
| That's what's the beautiful thing about MMA, is that it can turn on a dime, because it represents real fighting. | ||
| But yeah, for the average yokel knucklehead, they want to watch dudes throw knuckles. | ||
| Cam's right, for the general audience, they want to see big knuckles. | ||
| But the thing is, it's just like football or anything else. | ||
| The deeper you get into the sport, the more you appreciate strategy and crafting moves. | ||
| I see him and I listen to you talk, because you talk through the moves, and when he's on the ground and you just see that, it's just happening. | ||
| I mean, it's awesome. | ||
| Well, Damien Maia versus Neil Magdy was a great example of me just, like, being in awe. | ||
| I was, like, watching his grappling, you know, as someone who's, like, seen a lot of guys fight in a lot of, like, jiu-jitsu and MMA. | ||
| Him and Rick Storey's another good example, because I know Rick Storey's a fucking gorilla, and he's a really good wrestler, and the way Maia put the clamp down on him and just slowly squeezed the life out of him like a fucking anaconda and got his back and That's pretty dramatic. | ||
| You also have to like it. | ||
| But that's where the commentating, I think, is so key. | ||
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It's everything. | |
| Because you have to be able to explain what's going on because I don't know. | ||
| You also have to like it. | ||
| You can't sound like a robot. | ||
| You can't sound like a robot. | ||
| You know, the knockouts, this is my opinion, I think people like MMA is so huge now, UFC in particular, so huge because the knockouts, unlike in boxing or kickboxing, the knockouts mean more because that guy could have fucking dragged you down and choked you out, but you knocked him out. the knockouts mean more because that guy could have fucking So it's extra special. | ||
| Sometimes, sometimes, but here's a perfect example where that's not. | ||
| Here's a perfect example why that's not the case. | ||
| Misha Tate and Holly Holm. | ||
| It was one of the craziest fucking fights ever. | ||
| That was a wild, crazy fight. | ||
| And Misha Tate, down on points, takes her down in the fifth round and chokes her to sleep. | ||
| While she's throwing punches in the air! | ||
| That's as dramatic as any knockout, and you don't feel guilty about it. | ||
| And you don't feel like you watched someone get brained. | ||
| I think the UFC kind of plays into what I'm talking about because they show the knockouts. | ||
| They don't show a choke out on the highlights. | ||
| They should. | ||
| They should. | ||
| Because on Fox they don't show the top ten submissions. | ||
| They show the top ten knockouts. | ||
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If they did, if they did, it would be a hit. | |
| No, they could be a fuckin' fuck! | ||
| Not as big as a... Eddie, I love Justin more than striking. | ||
| Not as big as a hit as knockouts. | ||
| It would be just as big. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
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You're crazy. | |
| Hey, boys, we are about to see the fuckin' rematch. | ||
| Highlight reel of the best submissions in the set-ups and the brushwork. | ||
| Hey, you know what? | ||
| This is a real possibility in this fight. | ||
| Let's take this into consideration. | ||
| There's no grappling going on here. | ||
| You don't know. | ||
| You don't know. | ||
| Michael Bisping might try to take Dan Henderson down, thinking that Dan Henderson maybe gets tired, that he's older. | ||
| Who knows what's gonna happen here. | ||
| I think Bisping boxes his face off. | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| This is gonna be crazy. | ||
| It's going down right now. | ||
| He just has to avoid that giant fucking H-bomb. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just circle away from it. | ||
| Here we go, man. | ||
| But he has to do it with one eye. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
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Look at that. | |
| Touch hand. | ||
| And that freaking left to the back of the head. | ||
| How do they let him fight with one eye? | ||
| I mean the elbow. | ||
| Well, he can see enough. | ||
| He can see enough. | ||
| Apparently, what all that stuff does, it's not like his vision is devastated to the point of no repair. | ||
| It's like he needs that in there to keep his retina intact. | ||
| Only he knows, and his doctors, how well he can see from it. | ||
| But it ain't perfect. | ||
| How good does Dan look, physically? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He looks great. | ||
| Powerful tan, too. | ||
| He brought in Artem Levin for this camp. | ||
| Oh, did he? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Yeah, a lot of pictures of him sparring with Artem Levin on Instagram. | ||
| Levin, who's a former world Muay Thai champion. | ||
| Joe Shillings fought him. | ||
| Like, super high-level guy. | ||
| He was a glory champ. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Switch kick by Michael Bisping. | ||
| Bisping's coach said he thinks Bisping wins by left high kick. | ||
| Dude, he just switch kicked him up high and it looked smooth as fuck. | ||
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Did he? | |
| I didn't see that. | ||
| Yeah, I mean he blocked it but it looked smooth as fuck. | ||
| Bisping's fighting nice. | ||
| Dude, I don't get why more people don't talk about his striking coach. | ||
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It's Cyborg's striking coach and Bisping's. | |
| Two monsters, world champions. | ||
| And BJ Penn, he worked with BJ Penn too. | ||
| Jason Perl is a bad motherfucker. | ||
| BJ's out of the fight, huh? | ||
| Yes he is. | ||
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Why is that? | |
| And they cancelled the entire card because of that. | ||
| God! | ||
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Dog! | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know what happened. | ||
| What happened to him? | ||
| BJ got injured apparently. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| I don't know what the injury is. | ||
| Love me some BJ Penn. | ||
| Love him. | ||
| But you know what man? | ||
| That was a crazy way to jump back into the pool. | ||
| Ricardo Lamas. | ||
| They did him no favors. | ||
| You know we don't know. | ||
| He looked terrible in his last fight, I thought. | ||
| When he fought Frankie Edgar. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You gotta realize he's also fighting a monster. | ||
| Yeah, but we've never seen him look that bad. | ||
| No, we haven't. | ||
| Like a tall stance. | ||
| But, that was also camp in Hawaii, and since then he trained at Greg Jackson's, and he's been there for a long time now. | ||
| That right, see that? | ||
| Dude, Hendo landed a right hand. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| Dude, that thing lands flush, this bitch is over. | ||
| You got a 46-year-old world champion. | ||
| Yeah, if it lands. | ||
| If it lands. | ||
| It landed once. | ||
| On everybody, right? | ||
| I mean, nobody can take that fucking thing. | ||
| Cain Velasquez, we got knocked out by the right hand. | ||
| And his left hook, too, man. | ||
| But you know Bisbee's just thinking about that right now. | ||
| Yes, he is, but it doesn't matter. | ||
| So is Hector Lombard. | ||
| The thing about Dan Henderson is, He's got that one-touch thing going on where he can just connect out of nowhere like with lumbar He hits him in the back elbow and puts him to sleep. | ||
| Who the fuck does that? | ||
| That's a barroom fight. | ||
| Take a picture with Dan Henderson, put your hand on his back. | ||
| It's like you're holding one of those Indian statues that has cigars. | ||
| Yeah, it's like all raw. | ||
| He's made out of wood. | ||
| Pure wood. | ||
| He does, like, Ryan Parsons, who was his manager and his trainer for a long time, Ryan Parsons used to do massage on him. | ||
| Like, he'd do deep tissue on him. | ||
| He said, dude, I'd be fucking exhausted. | ||
| He said, I've never massaged anybody, or, you know, Ryan's a chiropractor, too, because I've never manipulated anybody who's as dense as Dan. | ||
| Is that? | ||
| Is there blood coming out? | ||
| Yes, yeah, there's blood on top of his head. | ||
| There is. | ||
| That was from that first one, first left. | ||
| Where is the blood, do you know? | ||
| It looks like it's on the top of his head. | ||
| Like on his hairline. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Maybe from a headbutt? | ||
| No, it was that left jab, I think. | ||
| Well, the good news is he already can't see, so it's probably not bothering him at all. | ||
| As long as he doesn't go in the other eye, then he's blind. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He doesn't give a fuck. | ||
| No, he doesn't. | ||
| Who's more game than Michael Bisping? | ||
| No one. | ||
| You ever met a guy? | ||
| Let me ask you this. | ||
| Has any guy benefited more than the TRT movement than Bisping? | ||
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No. | |
| No. | ||
| He's one of them. | ||
| He's world champ. | ||
| Well, so is Mighty Mouse. | ||
| But he never suffered from it. | ||
| I'm saying Bisping's lost. | ||
| Ali Bagoutinov fought him on that shit. | ||
| He fought him on EPO and he still beat him. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But I'm saying he's never had any issues with it. | ||
| Bisping's fought guys, lost to only guys who have been TRT guys. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| And took him ten years to get his fucking title shot, then he gets it on what, an eight-day notice and beats Luke Rockhold? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| How can you not root for that guy? | ||
| I know. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| He's as game as they come, man, and he's been in the business forever. | ||
| Remember, he won Ultimate Fighter. | ||
| Oh, that right. | ||
| You see that right again? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What did he win, Season 2 of the Ultimate Fighter? | ||
| Season 2 or 3, right? | ||
| I think, whatever Tate was on. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Look at that switch kick to the body. | ||
| It's nice. | ||
| His switch kick is beautiful. | ||
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Oh! | |
| God, dude! | ||
| That almost landed, didn't it? | ||
| Yeah, but almost is a really important point. | ||
| He's sliding just out of the way. | ||
| I know, but that timing! | ||
| That timing! | ||
| Hey, doesn't that timing kind of happen? | ||
| Yes, but you see the way the distance between... I mean, look, it can totally land, don't get me wrong, but the way it's missing... Oh, right there! | ||
| Right there's perfect! | ||
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Fuck you! | |
| Fuck me. | ||
| Fuck everyone. | ||
| What the hell's going on? | ||
| He's 46 years old! | ||
| What is going on? | ||
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Oh! | |
| Oh! | ||
| Elbow! | ||
| Elbow to the head! | ||
| I don't want to see this. | ||
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It's over! | |
| No, it's not over, man. | ||
| Bisping is fucking struggling. | ||
| Get up, Bisping! | ||
| Get up! | ||
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Grapple! | |
| Grapple! | ||
| Bisping! | ||
| He's hanging in there! | ||
| Bisping! | ||
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Oh, man! | |
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Get through the round! | ||
| Take it easy, son! | ||
| Get through the round! | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| He's like, come on! | ||
| Come on! | ||
| He's still here! | ||
| Holy shit, this is a fuckin' war! | ||
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No! | |
| No! | ||
| Switch kick! | ||
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Rest! | |
| Why? | ||
| Rest! | ||
| Here's another thing about Bisping people underestimate. | ||
| Resting heartbeat, 34 beats per minute. | ||
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Look at this cut! | |
| It's crazy. | ||
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Dude. | |
| Dude! | ||
| Right! | ||
| Frickin' murked him. | ||
| It's a crazy cut. | ||
| Look at his fuckin' eyes, son! | ||
| How about that? | ||
| All camp! | ||
| All camp! | ||
| Avoid the... Circle away from that fuckin' right hand. | ||
| The right. | ||
| First round. | ||
| Listen, this is not that bad. | ||
| This is not that bad. | ||
| It's below the eye. | ||
| No, here's the thing. | ||
| It's below the eye. | ||
| Whatever's happening up top is in the forehead, which bleeds a lot, but not that bad. | ||
| Hey, that's his good eye. | ||
| Isn't that gonna swell shut? | ||
| It could, but it might not. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| They're working on the cut. | ||
| The real problem... Look at this! | ||
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The one thing you don't want to happen. | |
| Almost is a good point. | ||
| Yeah, boom! | ||
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And that was not almost. | |
| It almost happened again. | ||
| The exact same thing. | ||
| He dodged a bullet right there. | ||
| There's a lot of pressure Bisping's under right now, I feel, for the guy. | ||
| I don't want him to lose. | ||
| Here's the thing, man. | ||
| Dan can definitely still knock him out. | ||
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100%. | |
| He can knock anybody out. | ||
| We've said that before. | ||
| But, Bisping survived. | ||
| Just the fact that he was able to survive, that's goddamn gigantic. | ||
| That's gonna mess up your cardio, too, a little bit, though, if you're Bisping. | ||
| It might, but Bisping, again, has ridiculous cardio. | ||
| Remember his Anderson Silva fight? | ||
| He was basically out in that, too, and came back in one. | ||
| He was out, out. | ||
| Flying knee to the face. | ||
| And Anderson just walked away from it like it was a walkaway KO and the referee kept the fight going. | ||
| Was that Herb Dean? | ||
| Herb Dean. | ||
| Look, I'll tell you what it's done. | ||
| He's turning it on now. | ||
| I'll tell you what it's done, motherfucker. | ||
| My job is referee. | ||
| Hey, wake up, mate. | ||
| Get your bitch ass up. | ||
| Shit, look at this. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| Come on, Michael. | ||
| He just has to land that one shot. | ||
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I know. | |
| God. | ||
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God damn it. | |
| Come on, Biz Bing. | ||
| Oh, look at that inside leg kick. | ||
| And that was beautiful technique. | ||
| Faked the right hand. | ||
| Now he went high with it. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Dan. | ||
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I know. | |
| But Dan doesn't care about that. | ||
| No, he really doesn't give a fuck about any of that. | ||
| He's just ready to fire this H-bomb. | ||
| But that all still sucks. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I like the way Bisping's moving. | ||
| It doesn't mean that Dan can't land it. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| Oh, it's coming. | ||
| What you brought up, Cam, super important. | ||
| That left eye is sweating hardcore right now. | ||
| I wouldn't mind a takedown from Bisping. | ||
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Bisping looks good. | |
| He does. | ||
| Bisping looks good. | ||
| He does. | ||
| He doesn't look hurt at all. | ||
| He just needs to get a little, yeah, he just needs to get a sweat on. | ||
| Did Dan Harrison get gas during that flurry? | ||
| He might have. | ||
| He was going for a knockout. | ||
| He doesn't have any energy right now. | ||
| He might be taking a round off. | ||
| He's not a volume puncher, though. | ||
| He punched him in the knee. | ||
| Yeah, he just punched him in his leg. | ||
| But he's not a volume puncher. | ||
| He might just be waiting to land that fucking nuclear bomb. | ||
| Yeah, but look, he keeps getting hit with that switch kick to the arms. | ||
| That shit takes a lot out of him, man. | ||
| Yeah, it does. | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| Michael Bisping looking for the power right hand over the top! | ||
| You know what the scary thing in this fight is? | ||
| Because Bisping, they play that highlight, him getting knocked out, right? | ||
| It's Dan Hamilton's fuckin' logo. | ||
| So going into the fight, I'm assuming he wants that revenge, trying to knock him out. | ||
| Oh yeah, of course. | ||
| Oh, right hand! | ||
| It's kind of a slapping. | ||
| That didn't land, yeah. | ||
| You guys are both blind. | ||
| I don't give a fuck if you have 10-13 vision. | ||
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What is it, 10-15? | |
| 10-15. | ||
| Oh, inside right kick. | ||
| Oh, Bismuth's doing work, son. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Dude, if he pulls this off, this would be the craziest UK fight ever. | ||
| You know what? | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
| He was playing possum! | ||
| Watch that right! | ||
| Watch that right! | ||
| Oh, my goodness. | ||
| Dude, he was playing possum. | ||
| Oh, my goodness. | ||
| Left hook over the top. | ||
| That's an old possum, too. | ||
| He's seen this before. | ||
| It's like a muskrat or something. | ||
| Yeah, he is. | ||
| What's scarier than a possum? | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| A badger. | ||
| He's more of a badger. | ||
| A honey badger. | ||
| Yeah, a honey badger. | ||
| God, be careful now. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| Again, that left high kick's a big factor. | ||
| That's why they were talking about it, huh? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Bisping is a beautiful left high kick. | ||
| Look at this jab! | ||
| Looking for the right hand. | ||
| Bisping's looking to catch in with the right hand. | ||
| They gotta get that end swell on that fucking eye in between the rounds. | ||
| Oh, look at that! | ||
| Spent some time in Thailand for this camp, too. | ||
| See that video? | ||
| The fucker's kicking now. | ||
| Yeah, and he's improving every fight. | ||
| Fuck yeah! | ||
| Oh, look at that right hand! | ||
| He's the champ, too. | ||
| You have to respect the fact that him winning the championship must have had an extreme effect on his confidence. | ||
| And he's a guy that's never lacked confidence. | ||
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Exactly! | |
| Then he gets the belt, and he's like, oh shit, I was right! | ||
| I told you. | ||
| I was fucking right! | ||
| I told you all. | ||
| Fruit pastels for everybody. | ||
| They got big balls in the UK. | ||
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Yeah, they fight a lot. | |
| Conor's considered UK? | ||
| Well, he's Ireland, yeah, it's UK. | ||
| Well, it's... Ooh, look at that knee to the body! | ||
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People are now... They don't even know what the fucking UK is! | |
| Shut it off! | ||
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Shut it off! | |
| Right hand! | ||
| Left to the body! | ||
| He's saying low blow. | ||
| He's like, fuck you low blow. | ||
| Be careful now. | ||
| Beautiful combination by Bisping. | ||
| Hey, notice the ref too. | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| Out of nowhere! | ||
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Oh shit! | |
| Oh my goodness! | ||
| He's covering his mouth! | ||
| With a hammer! | ||
| He's covering his mouth! | ||
| It's so old school! | ||
| It is! | ||
| It's so wrong! | ||
| It's so wrong. | ||
| He's covering his breath. | ||
| He's trying to get that arm free so he can cover his mouth again. | ||
| That is some old man shit. | ||
| He's gonna rise up. | ||
| He's gonna break that clinch. | ||
| He's gonna rise up and come down with some shit. | ||
| Let me ask you guys this. | ||
| Who the fuck did he give this round to? | ||
| God, that's what I was thinking. | ||
| Who the fuck did he give this round to? | ||
| Bisping's tuning him up! | ||
| Bisping, how about this? | ||
| You gotta go with Henderson on this round. | ||
| You gotta give it to Henderson. | ||
| He thought he had it, man. | ||
| He thought he had it. | ||
| He was turning it on. | ||
| He thought he was going to win by knockout. | ||
| He's so confident. | ||
| And Henderson just drops the fucking hammer on him. | ||
| How about keep that left up? | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| He is tying him up pretty good. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| 15 seconds. | ||
| Look at Bisping. | ||
| Bisping coming back. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| He's going to rise up and watch his elbow right up. | ||
| Bisping, hip escape! | ||
| Dude, it's in England. | ||
| It'd be tough to give Bisping that round. | ||
| Boy, that's a weird round, man, because for sure Henderson had one spectacular moment. | ||
| But for sure before that, Bisping's tuning him up. | ||
| First three and a half minutes was Bisping. | ||
| You look at the round and say, who won that round? | ||
| Henderson won that round. | ||
| Who did the most damage? | ||
| I didn't put him away. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Wobble him. | ||
| Dude, he tuned Henderson up. | ||
| Kick to the dick. | ||
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Oh, right there. | |
| It was a kick to the dick. | ||
| Kick to the dick! | ||
| Oh, it was a kick to the dick. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| And Bisping's like, so what? | ||
| Notice the ref. | ||
| Ivo Levine will let you get your ass whooped. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Did you call him Ivo Levine? | ||
| Oh, my goodness. | ||
| Ivo Levine. | ||
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You called him Ivo Levine? | |
| Ivo Levine. | ||
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I like that. | |
| Ivo Levine. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| See that swelling? | ||
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Oh, my goodness. | |
| He's asking questions. | ||
| You said, what happened? | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| Come on, Bisping. | ||
| Fuck, man. | ||
| Well, he's got to get that end swell. | ||
| See, they're working on the cut, but there's all that swelling. | ||
| I don't see them, I don't know, maybe they weren't when we weren't looking at it, but I would like to see them have that metal piece, put that shit on, and at the end, when you know there's ten seconds left, then you put that shit on that cut. | ||
| Yeah, fill it up. | ||
| But the most important thing is that he can see. | ||
| The cut is not going to affect his vision. | ||
| He dropped him twice with that H-bone. | ||
| How good is Bisping's chin, though? | ||
| Iron. | ||
| But, you gotta realize that Bisping, part of that flurry was him kicking Henderson in the dick. | ||
| Now that we know that for sure. | ||
| Left high kick again. | ||
| Dude, look at that. | ||
| Keep coming. | ||
| It's like a fucking bear trap. | ||
| So do you give the first two rounds to Henderson? | ||
| I do. | ||
| I would. | ||
| I do. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| After the kick to the dick, now that I know it was a kick to the dick, I might say it's an even round, or you might be able to give it to Bisping. | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| How would the kick to the dick sway you more towards his dick? | ||
| He almost finished him in the second round. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| And the first round. | ||
| How could you lose a round when you almost finished the guy? | ||
| Oh, left hook, son! | ||
| It's true, he almost finished him. | ||
| No, you got a good point. | ||
| I mean, I'm just making an argument. | ||
| I'm like, what are we judging? | ||
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First two rounds. | |
| He's throwing sidekicks to the knee. | ||
| First two rounds it seemed like Henderson could almost have finished him. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| But it looked like Bisping was coming on strong in the second round, but now we know it was a kick to the dick that had a big factor in there. | ||
| Think about if you're a judge, though. | ||
| You're thinking, God, who did the most damage? | ||
| And the most shots. | ||
| If you look at the strike stats, I guarantee you Bisping's landed way more shots. | ||
| Well, they also don't care, well, they don't care about that usually. | ||
| Look at Dotz and Lineker. | ||
| But the actual volume. | ||
| You know, I'm embarrassed to say I have not seen that fight. | ||
| How dare you, sir. | ||
| I'm embarrassed. | ||
| Well, you've been killing elk, so I'll give you that. | ||
| I'm out there. | ||
| I gotta get a year's worth of meat in one shot. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| Providing for his family. | ||
| Do you want some? | ||
| I don't have a grill. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Are you a man? | ||
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I know. | |
| Are you American? | ||
| I know. | ||
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Dude, there's a crazy fight going on, you guys talking about a grill, come on! | |
| I'm hungry, though. | ||
| Bisping looks very good. | ||
| Look at that jab. | ||
| Here's the thing about Bisping, man. | ||
| He's looking fluid and smooth, even in the face of He's in dire danger. | ||
| And he's looking bloody. | ||
| But he's not changing his game plan. | ||
| No, let's keep doing it. | ||
| He wants a fucking win by knockout, man. | ||
| He wants it too bad. | ||
| He's opening himself up. | ||
| He's putting pressure. | ||
| He's been able to survive so far. | ||
| What else are you going to do? | ||
| I mean, he's got to go after him. | ||
| He wants to wear Dan out. | ||
| And right now we're headed into the third, right? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So we've got 250 in the third. | ||
| We got two more rounds after this. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, beautiful jab. | ||
| Dan does look a little bit tired. | ||
| He looks a little tired. | ||
| But he's still got the power. | ||
| He could throw that ace from any time. | ||
| Dude, but that was a beautiful fake. | ||
| Any time. | ||
| Beautiful fake to a leg kick, and he's showing it to him again. | ||
| Now he attacks with the inside. | ||
| I think Biz being the winner has to win these next three rounds, too. | ||
| I don't think he can lose one of these rounds. | ||
| Yeah, Bisping's gotta be careful with that thing that he's doing. | ||
| He's doing this switch to the high kick, but he's doing it, he's dropping that left hand in a big way. | ||
| See how he keeps doing it? | ||
| And pulling back. | ||
| Yeah, if Henderson times that, that switch to the high kick, if he's got it in him. | ||
| It's a matter of whether he's got it in the tank. | ||
| But he throws that step in, looping right hand. | ||
| If he can time that switch to the high kick, Bisping can't get out of the way once that leg's in play. | ||
| See why his leg's up in the air and he's throwing, especially when you're going high, there's very little head movement. | ||
| There's very little that you have left. | ||
| He's also timing his jab when he comes in. | ||
| That's all Dan's been coming over the top of. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Henderson's thrown like three punches this round. | ||
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BOOM! | |
| There it is! | ||
| That's it! | ||
| That punch! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's all it takes. | ||
| He only needs one. | ||
| Well, I don't think he's capable... It's the power tank. | ||
| It's the power tank just refueling. | ||
| I don't think he's capable of making those... Oh, he made the fake to the knee tap. | ||
| I don't think he's capable of making those rounds the way Bisping's fighting. | ||
| No. | ||
| He's just refueling that battery like a video game. | ||
| Is his right hand actually known as the H-Bomb? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that's Mauro Ranallo. | ||
| I think he named it. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| He landed it again! | ||
| But Bisping's up! | ||
| It looked like Dan slipped. | ||
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He landed and then slipped. | |
| God, that's dangerous. | ||
| Definitely Bisping this round. | ||
| They're going to look back at Bisping no matter what happens in this fight. | ||
| They're going to look back at Bisping in UK history. | ||
| See, look at this. | ||
| Four strikes. | ||
| Four strikes with Warrior, right? | ||
| Look at the numbers. | ||
| He's done it bigger and better in the UK. | ||
| The first round, Henderson landed more because he had Bisping dearly in trouble. | ||
| Like, no one thinks that Bisping won the first round, right? | ||
| Impossible. | ||
| First round, 100% Henderson. | ||
| Second round, debatable. | ||
| He looked great for a while, but he got knocked down and almost finished at the end of the round. | ||
| It's gotta be something. | ||
| There's a difference between the beginning and the end. | ||
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The third round, all misbeing. | |
| All he's gotta do is throw one big bomb. | ||
| That's it, one bomb. | ||
| None of this means too much. | ||
| It just makes it a better fight, but that H-bomb is right fucking there. | ||
| Lookit, right there. | ||
| You never know. | ||
| Powerful, stiff kick by Dan. | ||
| Look for that high kick by Bisbee. | ||
| As long as he's standing, he can knock you out. | ||
| Look at Bisbee. | ||
| But now I see why they want the left high kick. | ||
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Look at that! | |
| And he smiled at him. | ||
| He knows it. | ||
| As long as he's standing, no matter how wobbly he is. | ||
| Remember, Fado was fucking him up and then... | ||
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Yeah, then he hit him with that underhook, and then he went to a Z-Pack, and then hit him on the side. | |
| Do you remember how, if Fedor was winning, he went up the dogfight from side control, he didn't have the whizzer, he kept punching, so he had his back, and then bam, bam, from the side, boom. | ||
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That thing turned around quick, all because of that whizzer. | |
| Yep, all because of going up to the deep half guard. | ||
| The lack of wizard. | ||
| Yeah, the lack of wizard. | ||
| He was in side control with the underhook. | ||
| Blasted up the dogfight from side control. | ||
| Then boom! | ||
| Fedor kept throwing punches when he should have thrown the wizard and wizard him back down, but he kept throwing punches so he got his back. | ||
| And then he kind of face-planted. | ||
| He was fine, he was winning, but he face-planted. | ||
| Had to take a one-second break. | ||
| Without position, Dan Henderson was right there. | ||
| Well, Henderson went, I think he went for the deep half, if I remember correctly. | ||
| And he got here, and then he threw an uppercut. | ||
| And he dropped, like, Fedor faceplanted from the uppercut. | ||
| I think he scrambled, and I think in the scramble, Henderson landed a nasty uppercut. | ||
| That's how I remember it. | ||
| And then he went faceplant, and then he finished him. | ||
| Fedor had him in side control. | ||
| Fedor knocked him down. | ||
| Had him in side control. | ||
| We're going to the fourth round. | ||
| We've got to pay attention to this. | ||
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We'll watch it. | |
| We'll watch it for sure. | ||
| Here we go, fourth round. | ||
| How about this fight? | ||
| People were hating on it. | ||
| Oh, I loved it. | ||
| I loved this fight. | ||
| I'm so glad they made it. | ||
| Damn, this is the fourth round only? | ||
| Holy fucking Jesus. | ||
| Luke Rockhold has got to be home right now going, what in the fuck? | ||
| He's like, how did I underestimate this dude? | ||
| Look how gangster Michael Bisping is. | ||
| He looks tough. | ||
| He's gangster as fuck. | ||
| Still 2-1 Henderson. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| We're in England. | ||
| Who knows who's judging it? | ||
| I would agree with you. | ||
| He won the last one. | ||
| It's 2-1. | ||
| He's 2-1 in my book. | ||
| I'm with Eddie. | ||
| It could be. | ||
| It could be 2-1. | ||
| Or someone might have made the second round an even round. | ||
| Someone may have gave that last round to Dan Henderson too. | ||
| No. | ||
| They have to be crazy. | ||
| Those guys believe Tower 7 was an inside job. | ||
| Here it goes. | ||
| 97 was an inside job. | ||
| Here it goes. | ||
| I'm just kidding. | ||
| You almost fucked up. | ||
| I know, I almost fucked up. | ||
| Anyway, well, I... | ||
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I got conspiracy theory that's gonna blow your goddamn mind. | |
| Save it after this! | ||
| We got plenty of time after this fight. | ||
| We don't have to go anywhere. | ||
| I wish you gentlemen brought some elk meat or something we could snack on. | ||
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Dude, I saw you cooking that up. | |
| DiGiorno's fucking pizza crushes dominoes, remember that shit. | ||
| Okay, let's just watch the fight. | ||
| Inside leg kick by Henderson. | ||
| Right hand over the top again. | ||
| He's talking to him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Bisping was saying something. | ||
| Come on, come on, come on. | ||
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I gotta pee so hard. | |
| Go ahead. | ||
| No, I can't. | ||
| I gotta pee too. | ||
| I'm gonna do it at the round. | ||
| Hey dude, we need to have someone invent something that we could pee right here in like a little... They got that. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Bisping heard him! | ||
| Where is it at? | ||
| Bisping's just teeing off, man. | ||
| The volume. | ||
| The volume that Bisping threw. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| He is throwing that front leg side kick to the knee. | ||
| Well, not to the knee, but to your thigh. | ||
| Powerful Charlie Brown kick. | ||
| Above the knee. | ||
| Charlie Brown kick. | ||
| Isn't it weird that you're not allowed to target the joint with a strike, but you're allowed to heel hook somebody? | ||
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What the fuck is that? | |
| Oh my god, that wasn't bad. | ||
| That is a weird rule, Joe. | ||
| Like, you can't front kick a dude right on the kneecap, but you can heel hook him and rip his fucking knee apart. | ||
| Who says you can't front kick the knee? | ||
| In some states. | ||
| Some states have rules against attacking the joint. | ||
| We got another low blow. | ||
| Another low blow. | ||
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I think he's playing it up a little. | |
| Knees are sacred. | ||
| Dan's a pro, he's gonna take his time. | ||
| He's a pro. | ||
| Yeah, he got cracked. | ||
| Second time of the fight. | ||
| He's going to take 459. | ||
| He's a pro. | ||
| He's a pro. | ||
| Yeah, he got cracked. | ||
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Let's see it. | |
| Second time in the fight. | ||
| Ooh, that was solid. | ||
| Toes to the nutsack, son. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But he's going to take... Good move. | ||
| That's what you fucking get for having big balls. | ||
| Now here's, let me ask you this. | ||
| Do you think they should be able to work on Michael Bisping's eye while Dan Henderson is sitting there recovering? | ||
| Like, yeah, it's an accidental foul. | ||
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No, no. | |
| But wouldn't it be nice if he could see a little bit better? | ||
| No, that would be bullshit. | ||
| Well, it's just time off. | ||
| It's just an eye. | ||
| Is he going to go back? | ||
| Oh, he's going to take the time. | ||
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How much time? | |
| He's definitely taking time. | ||
| He's going to do the full five. | ||
| He's 46. | ||
| The UFC should hire people to massage the balls. | ||
| That doesn't help. | ||
| It just makes them hurt. | ||
| Trust me, it helps. | ||
| Always? | ||
| No matter what. | ||
| You see that? | ||
| He's trying to shake that ball down. | ||
| Imagine if that was the job of one girl. | ||
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She doesn't have to be hot. | |
| It's about the technique. | ||
| It's not about what she looks like. | ||
| Who cares if she has fake tits? | ||
| Michael Bisping is complaining that Dan Henderson is milking it. | ||
| He started clapping and pointing to him. | ||
| He's still taking his time. | ||
| He's a pro. | ||
| Bisping is complaining that Dan Henderson is milking this. | ||
| He's a pro. | ||
| I know of that one. | ||
| I've seen one. | ||
| Dude, perfect timing. | ||
| It's like you have a psychic connection to Dan Henderson. | ||
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You're back. | |
| You're back from the can. | ||
| I know a vet when I see it. | ||
| He used that time. | ||
| He used it well. | ||
| How long do you think you waited? | ||
| Two minutes? | ||
| Or three minutes, maybe even. | ||
| Maybe, right? | ||
| You got three rounds rest. | ||
| That's a big rest for a guy who's tired, who's 46. | ||
| Have you heard of those cups where they make a mold of your fucking dick and your balls? | ||
| Oh yeah, I hear about those every day. | ||
| You know, the circles I travel in. | ||
| The doctor makes a mold of your fucking package, and they make a cup around your package. | ||
| Sounds like a telephone. | ||
| Let's watch the fight. | ||
| Hey, 218. | ||
| And keep track of what Dan does after that long break. | ||
| He's gonna drop a fucking nuclear right hand pretty soon here. | ||
| Serious recovery. | ||
| That's exactly what he needed. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Oh, the left! | ||
| Look at that, the lack of flexibility in that leg kick. | ||
| It's astounding. | ||
| Those Charlie Brown kicks, I love them. | ||
| World class level. | ||
| Yeah, isn't it great? | ||
| And he head kicked, he head kicked back to Lombard with that leg. | ||
| Sure as hell did. | ||
| Ooh, look at that jab. | ||
| He's, oh man. | ||
| You give him two minute rest, oh he fucked up. | ||
| He head kicked Lombard with the right. | ||
| I wonder if Dan Henderson was knocking fools out like in junior high. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| Grade school! | ||
| Here's what everybody forgets. | ||
| Here's what everybody forgets. | ||
| They used to call him Decision Dan. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Everybody forgets this, yes. | ||
| I did a whole piece about this for the UFC recently. | ||
| That it wasn't until 2003. | ||
| It was when he knocked out Murillo Bustamante. | ||
| He knocked out Murillo Bustamante and everybody knew that he had power. | ||
| Like, remember, he fucked up Vanderlei. | ||
| He hurt his eye. | ||
| I think that was 2001, if I remember correctly, in Pride. | ||
| But around the Murillo-Bustamante fight, he started realizing he could merc motherfuckers. | ||
| So he started really, like, throwing all his power into shots. | ||
| Something changed in Dan Henderson's fight style, because now everybody knows him as one of the most dangerous knockout punchers ever. | ||
| But they used to call him Decision Dan. | ||
| On the underground, that was his nickname. | ||
| And Riddick Bowe went through the same thing. | ||
| Riddick Bowe never knocked anybody out in the beginning. | ||
| He was criticized about that, then he started fucking people up. | ||
| Boxing's a little different because Dan, you know, with his world-class wrestling background, he was just decision guys using his grappling. | ||
| They figure out, oh shit, this right hand is from God, check this out. | ||
| Yeah, also different because there's only one thing that, correct, you know, I mean, we're talking about Look at this. | ||
| When Riddick Bowe was fighting, he was just boxing. | ||
| You know, Dan learned how to strike while he was MMA fighting. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Learned how to just drop haymakers on people. | ||
| Because he came into it just a straight wrestler. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Look at Bisping throwing sidekicks to the knee, man. | ||
| Look at Bisping's face. | ||
| That's fuckin' badass. | ||
| Look at Bisping's eye. | ||
| It came at a good point, man. | ||
| That eye is swelling up real proper. | ||
| Well, Bisping has a background in traditional martial arts, and a lot of people forget that. | ||
| Like, he's a really good kicker. | ||
| Dude, he took a Muay Thai fight at, like, 17. | ||
| I'm not surprised. | ||
| He has good karate, too. | ||
| God, is it 2-2? | ||
| Fifth round. | ||
| Is it 2-2? | ||
| Who won that round? | ||
| I know. | ||
| Gotta give that to Bisping. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Volume. | ||
| What did Henderson do? | ||
| He landed a few left jabs. | ||
| Right, but the volume strike overall? | ||
| 2-2 for sure. | ||
| You gotta give it to Bisping. | ||
| So this might be the deciding round. | ||
| I know. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| And Bisping's cardio is insane. | ||
| I would assume... I think Bisping puts on a flurry here, but he's gonna open himself up to a huge right hand. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| So the second round, well here you go, Henderson did not fight hard at the end of the round after he came back after taking that break. | ||
| So that might have been part of his strategy. | ||
| He might have said, look, I'm going to take this big break. | ||
| Save it for the fifth. | ||
| Yeah, and then this is a really smart move because I'll have a deep gas tank in the fifth round. | ||
| And it's his last round of his career. | ||
| Dan Henderson's last round. | ||
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Maybe. | |
| That's what he's been saying. | ||
| Yeah, but I would say that too if I was trying to renegotiate my contract as the middleweight champion of the world. | ||
| But Bisping is at home. | ||
| I got a good idea. | ||
| I bet he's done. | ||
| He might be done, but if he decides... Last round ever. | ||
| Five minutes to the rest of your career. | ||
| Come on, baby. | ||
| It could be the last five minutes you ever see Dan Henderson fight. | ||
| This is a big five minutes. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| Dude, come on. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| The legend. | ||
| Okay, if he wins this fight, he arguably has the greatest career of all time. | ||
| Let's think about that. | ||
| What's on the line in this next five minutes. | ||
| Pride, Strikeforce, UFC, yeah. | ||
| Two titles simultaneously in Pride. | ||
| Strikeforce title. | ||
| Knocked out Fedor. | ||
| Knocked out Hector Lombard in his last fight. | ||
| And at 46 years old, if he could win, it's arguably as the greatest career of all time. | ||
| Look at Bisping. | ||
| I know. | ||
| He's looking spry. | ||
| And Olympic medal, right? | ||
| No, he silvered. | ||
| Yeah, he silvered. | ||
| He silvered in the Olympics. | ||
| That's a career. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| He's on the Mount Rushmore, 100%. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| If not the second or first guy on it. | ||
| I was there for his first fight in the UFC in 1996. | ||
| Damn, that's old school. | ||
| Remember he fought Frank Shannon? | ||
| Was it 96? | ||
| Why don't I say 96? | ||
| Oh, uppercut! | ||
| No, it couldn't have been 96 because my first time in the UFC was in 97. | ||
| So it must have been 97 or 98. | ||
| Dude, I think you're right about him saving for this last round. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, that's what a veteran would do, right? | ||
| You got that three minutes, let's just skate for the next and try to blow him out. | ||
| What year was it there? | ||
| 97. | ||
| Yeah, powerful memory. | ||
| 98, sorry, 98. | ||
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97. | |
| Allen goes! | ||
| Oh, that's right, Allen goes. | ||
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- '97. - '98, you're right. - Alan Goes. | |
| - Oh, that's right, Alan Goes. | ||
| Very controversial, unanimous decision. - Hey, have you ever seen Alan Goes versus Frank Shamrock? | ||
| Sure haven't. | ||
| That was in Pancrase, Palm Strikes Only. | ||
| Watch that shit. | ||
| I'm never mad at Palm Strikes. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| 336. | ||
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This is big. | |
| This is huge. | ||
| Come on, baby. | ||
| Ooh, nice combination. | ||
| See, when you're looking at sheer volume, Bisping's got a big lead. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And see, there's an argument to be said for breaking fights up in rounds is not wise. | ||
| And that the wise way to judge a fight is to give them rounds, but judge the fight as a whole. | ||
| That's what Pride did, and I think that's the more effective way. | ||
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Oh, the right hand! | |
| God, that was close. | ||
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Oh, that wobbled. | |
| It's like he's got some kind of... | ||
| He's like the Grim Reaper with that shit. | ||
| It's just ridiculous power. | ||
| What are those blades called? | ||
| Sickles? | ||
| Yeah, Sickles. | ||
| Block that left high kick. | ||
| I think that we have a flawed system and a guy being able to win a round and then win a round and then a couple rounds later he gets almost finished and the fight ends with him being almost finished but yet he can still win. | ||
| Because you're saying because that guy won the fight, but the other guy won on the card. | ||
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Yeah, exactly. | |
| He won the game. | ||
| How about knockout only MMA? | ||
| Only knockout or submission. | ||
| Or submission. | ||
| Can you imagine? | ||
| It's finish only. | ||
| You guys agree to that? | ||
| It's finish only. | ||
| Fin only, baby. | ||
| That would be insane. | ||
| You keep going, you have overtime rounds until someone gets finished. | ||
| And you do it in a football field. | ||
| Yes, let's do it. | ||
| You want to do it? | ||
| I'm down, dude. | ||
| I told you, I'm a Dana White. | ||
| You finance it, I'll make it happen. | ||
| I'm a Dana White, dog. | ||
| I'm going to make this shit happen. | ||
| In your reservation. | ||
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Easy! | |
| We're going to call it... | ||
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Oh! | |
| Bisping with a right left! | ||
| RFC! | ||
| Bisping with a beautiful right left. | ||
| And a left right there. | ||
| Nice jab. | ||
| Is there already an RFC? | ||
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Oh! | |
| Nice inside leg kick by Dan. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Reality Fighting Championships. | ||
| Wasn't that something? | ||
| How about Fight Companion Championships? | ||
| Just call it the Rogan Fight League. | ||
| Fight Companion Championships is good. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Shit the weed. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Bisping with a right hand! | ||
| Be careful over there. | ||
| God! | ||
| Be careful in that cage, Bisbee. | ||
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143 to go. | |
| I bet that crowd's going, no! | ||
| Look at that, he takes him down! | ||
| Are you kidding me? | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| He's got his back! | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| He's gonna get a knee bar. | ||
| He's gonna roll for a knee bar. | ||
| Damn, what the fuck? | ||
| He's just cranking on it. | ||
| Darren with the Greco Roman. | ||
| He's about to do some nasty ground and pound here. | ||
| Now, the new laws have not gone into effect yet. | ||
| Now he has like a 100% on him. | ||
| Dude, he's gonna check on it. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Took a lot of energy. | ||
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115. | |
| Big deep breaths. | ||
| And Bisping's got that crazy cardio. | ||
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Dude, what is that decision going to look like? | |
| In England? | ||
| What is that going to look like? | ||
| Nobody's going to be mad at a Bisping decision in England. | ||
| Yeah, but I guarantee you the UFC brought their own judges. | ||
| You think? | ||
| Oh yeah, I would imagine. | ||
| Adelaide Byrd? | ||
| Oh, look at this! | ||
| I would imagine you can't really rely on local judges. | ||
| 45 seconds! | ||
| Come on, Dan! | ||
| We sure as fuck can't rely on the American judges. | ||
| Look at this, he's going for a takedown! | ||
| He's not going to take him down. | ||
| Oh, that doesn't make him look good. | ||
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Stuffed it. | |
| He's going to lose this round. | ||
| Not necessarily. | ||
| There's still 32 seconds of hammer time possibly. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| He's landed more strikes in the last three rounds. | ||
| That's what it says on that copy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he has, for sure. | ||
| He won the last three rounds. | ||
| That's significant strength. | ||
| Well, that doesn't mean that, though. | ||
| If it's 10-8, is round one a 10-8? | ||
| It's gotta be, right? | ||
| Oh, that left! | ||
| Did you see that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Round one's gotta be a 10-8, right? | ||
| I would say so, for sure. | ||
| It's gonna be a draw, then. | ||
| Who the fuck knows, right? | ||
| It's a draw. | ||
| We still got 11 seconds. | ||
| They never give 10-8s. | ||
| It's a draw. | ||
| It's rare they give 10-8s. | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| FLYING IN THE FACE! | ||
| How much time? | ||
| 10 seconds. | ||
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Not even. | |
| It's over. | ||
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Oh! | |
| He tried a cartwheel kick, but meanwhile he ends the fight on his back. | ||
| That ain't good. | ||
| No. | ||
| Terrible cartwheel kick. | ||
| Dude, Bisping might eek this decision out. | ||
| I think he got it. | ||
| He might've won. | ||
| I bet he got it. | ||
| It's gonna be a draw. | ||
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What do you think? | |
| He won the last three rounds, but the first round's a 10-8. | ||
| Draw. | ||
| Who knows, man. | ||
| It won't do a draw. | ||
| It's done. | ||
| We can turn it off now and start talking about RFC. | ||
| We were going to talk about something. | ||
| What fight? | ||
| Oh, Fedor and Dan Henderson. | ||
| Pull up Fedor and Dan Henderson. | ||
| I think he went for the deep half. | ||
| This is what I think. | ||
| I think Fedor was on top, ground and pounding, Henderson went to the deep half, he reversed him, got into a position where he was on his back and hit him with an uppercut and flat-faced Fedor. | ||
| That's exactly what happened. | ||
| Fedor cracked him, dropped him, and then Fedor was in side control trying to finish him from side control. | ||
| Dan Henderson hit that underhook. | ||
| And he hit that underjack, underhook, faceplanted Fedor. | ||
| He faceplanted... Here it is. | ||
| Let's just watch it. | ||
| Wait, wait, wait. | ||
| Let's see the Bisping decision first. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| But it's going to take a few seconds before they show the decision. | ||
| So here, push ahead to the stoppage. | ||
| It looks like he cracks Henderson, has him on the ground. | ||
| Right before that, buddy. | ||
| So yeah, he drops him. | ||
| He ends up in side control. | ||
| Dan Henderson from side control grabs the underhook, takes it to dogfight. | ||
| Fedor doesn't throw a whizzer in. | ||
| He exposes his back and then he hits him with the shots from the back. | ||
| Well, you're very confident in this, so I'm inclined to think that you know what you're talking about. | ||
| But I could be wrong, though. | ||
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I've been confident before, and I'm like, damn, I remembered it all wrong. | |
| I could easily be wrong. | ||
| That's also Fedor Fedor there, by the way. | ||
| Sort of. | ||
| That's Fedor that had already been stopped by Bigfoot Silva. | ||
| Still, though. | ||
| And there's also the Fedor that fought Brett Rogers and didn't do well in that fight. | ||
| Pause that. | ||
| Pause that real quick. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| He drops him. | ||
| This is the fight, right? | ||
| He hits him with a hard punch. | ||
| See, here's the deep half. | ||
| Goes behind him. | ||
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Uppercut. | |
| Drops him flat. | ||
| Flies him. | ||
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What's up, son? | |
| Flawless memory. | ||
| That was side control. | ||
| Go back. | ||
| What are you guys talking about? | ||
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Go back. | |
| Flawless memory. | ||
| What are you guys talking about? | ||
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Deep half. | |
| Let me see it again. | ||
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Hold on. | |
| Shh. | ||
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We go to the judges for cards for the judges for the contest. | |
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Here it comes. | ||
| 48:47. | ||
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Oh, it's Bisping. | |
| It's Bisping. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I'll tell you what, Rockhold, Weidman, those boys are licking their chops. | ||
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Damn. | |
| Wow. | ||
| That was a frickin' fight. | ||
| Powerful. | ||
| I'm happy for Bisping, man. | ||
| Bisping, at the end of the fight, however you scored, Bisping looked like he was trying to tie. | ||
| He didn't. | ||
| They just said something to each other. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Sorry about that, Joe. | ||
| That's alright. | ||
| I wanted to hear what they were saying to each other. | ||
| Okay, um, let's watch the Fedor knockout one more time. | ||
| I wonder what Biswin's gonna say there. | ||
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Let's see what he says. | |
| Do it in slow motion. | ||
| Give it up for Dan Anderson. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| Got that goldfish eye. | ||
| We can't really play this though. | ||
| The problem is we can't play the ball at all. | ||
| Oh, I see what you're saying. | ||
| It's not ours. | ||
| So he hurts him. | ||
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Boom. | |
| He's getting cracked. | ||
| Side control. | ||
| He grabs the underhook. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| It looked like it was a deep half, but it's right. | ||
| His right leg was on the outside. | ||
| He may have even been a quarter guard. | ||
| It may have been quarter guard. | ||
| He may have had the foot. | ||
| It's hard to tell. | ||
| Let me see it one more time. | ||
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Look at this eye. | |
| It wasn't deep. | ||
| Deep half would have been like that. | ||
| No, you're right. | ||
| I thought for some reason I had imagined that his right leg was in play. | ||
| That it was in between the legs. | ||
| But you're right. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You're totally right. | ||
| Look. | ||
| Side control. | ||
| Right there he's in side control. | ||
| Maybe quarter guard. | ||
| Maybe quarter guard. | ||
| And he gets behind it. | ||
| Dog fight. | ||
| No whizzer. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| Uppercuts him. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| No, you're totally right. | ||
| Is that Michael Bisping's dad there? | ||
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Wow. | |
| Powerful Bisping. | ||
| I feel good for that guy. | ||
| Yeah, it's a big win. | ||
| I feel good for that guy. | ||
| In his hometown. | ||
| I gotta be honest, I wish both would retire. | ||
| I know it's controversial, but I wish both would retire. | ||
| Bisping, you want him to retire? | ||
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Why? | |
| He's not too old. | ||
| Like, what is it? | ||
| When he loses. | ||
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He's got a bunch of great fights coming up. | |
| He's got some big paydays coming up. | ||
| Yeah, big paydays. | ||
| He ain't going nowhere. | ||
| You gotta worry about him. | ||
| He loves it too much. | ||
| He loves it just as much as anybody, if not more. | ||
| Tell me which fight he's favored in. | ||
| Let's go through them. | ||
| Cochrane, Weidman, Rockley. | ||
| Let the guy enjoy his victory. | ||
| I'm not saying every match. | ||
| I love the guy. | ||
| He could win. | ||
| He could win every match. | ||
| You never know. | ||
| He could beat Rockhold. | ||
| I'm just saying he's the underdog in every single one of those matchups. | ||
| That's all I'm saying. | ||
| He's the underdog in the Rockhold fight and that's how he won the title. | ||
| That'd be the exception, but you're right. | ||
| Was he favored in this fight? | ||
| Yes, 2-1. | ||
| 2-1's big. | ||
| Okay, here's a scary fight for him. | ||
| Yoel Romero! | ||
| And Rockhold rematches stuff, Souza's a monster. | ||
| Uriah Hall's a monster, dude. | ||
| Uriah Hall got stopped in his last fight by Derek Brunson, but he's a goddamn monster. | ||
| I don't think he's too worried about him right now, though. | ||
| Who's not worried about him? | ||
| Michael Bissing's not worried about him, because he's 10 and just lost. | ||
| But Weidman's dangerous as fuck. | ||
| Those top four, don't sleep on Talos Latus. | ||
| He's one of those guys, he's just like Damien Maia. | ||
| They came in pure jiu-jitsu, didn't have striking, didn't have wrestling, but a lot of jiu-jitsu guys would have just said, fuck it, there's enough money in jiu-jitsu. | ||
| You know, myself included. | ||
| No need to do that. | ||
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True. | |
| You know, but he stuck it out. | ||
| Damon Maia, stuck it out. | ||
| Roan Carnaro, stuck it out. | ||
| Fabricio Werdum, stuck it out. | ||
| And man, now they're legit strikers now with legit wrestling. | ||
| I heard Fabricio vs. Kane, December. | ||
| Is that it? | ||
| That's what I heard. | ||
| That's the rumor mill. | ||
| That's a good fight. | ||
| Tavis Leita's got an arm triangle from hell. | ||
| He could put anybody on a world class. | ||
| Let me ask you this though. | ||
| That's a sleeper right there. | ||
| Why would they have that fight? | ||
| Stipe needs time off. | ||
| How much time does he need off? | ||
| Enough time for those guys to fight in the winter. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| Do you agree with that? | ||
| Do you think that's a good idea? | ||
| I do. | ||
| To have Kane fight Fabrizio again? | ||
| I do, because if you have Kane and Fabrizio both wait and fight different guys, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| You could have that. | ||
| That could be a headliner, too. | ||
| Fuck yeah, it's a headliner. | ||
| 207. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What's that, Jamie? | ||
| The December 30th one. | ||
| Oh, New Year's Eve. | ||
| So there'll probably be the Ronda Rousey fight. | ||
| If she comes back, she'll probably be on the New Year's Eve card. | ||
| That's usually their biggest card. | ||
| You think that's gonna happen? | ||
| Who knows, man. | ||
| She's definitely, uh... You don't know? | ||
| I mean, you're all over him. | ||
| I have no idea about this. | ||
| You don't really know. | ||
| This is cool. | ||
| They're shaking hands and he's giving them props. | ||
| Is he retiring right now? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think he is. | ||
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I wish we judged the fight on how you look after the fight. - Ooh. | |
| Legend, son. | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| Good for Bisping, man. | ||
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What did he just say? | |
| How did he reply to that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| What did he say? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I wish we judged the fight on how you look after the fight. | ||
| How rude. | ||
| How rude. | ||
| It was a great fight. | ||
| It was a great fucking fight. | ||
| When they look back at Bisping's career when they do a documentary on that shit, like on HBO, if it ended right now, fuck. | ||
| Look at the guys he's beat. | ||
| UK legend. | ||
| Well, yeah, he's by far the biggest thing that ever happened in UK MMA. | ||
| But you look at his career, look at the guys he's lost to. | ||
| Most of them are TRT guys, and look at the guys he's beat. | ||
| Okay, but the UK is Ireland, right? | ||
| Didn't we establish that? | ||
| It's not? | ||
| Someone tweeted and said no. | ||
| No, sorry folks. | ||
| We're so sorry. | ||
| All you people over there, we don't know. | ||
| 8 day geography? | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| We don't know who your king is. | ||
| There's a lot of shit we don't know. | ||
| Hey, kings are fucking cool. | ||
| I wish we had a king better than what the fuck we got now. | ||
| I don't think they have kings in Ireland. | ||
| I'd rather have a goddamn king. | ||
| Damn, Eddie's upset. | ||
| I don't think Ireland has kings. | ||
| Bring back the guillotine! | ||
| Ireland doesn't have kings. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I wish I knew. | ||
| We all sound like complete dumbasses. | ||
| But England doesn't have kings either. | ||
| They have princes and queens. | ||
| Oh, they're going to show the Brad Pickett-Uri Alcantara fight. | ||
| This is a one round. | ||
| Spoiler alert. | ||
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| Official name of the UK is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Official name of the UK is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. | ||
| But I thought Ireland and Northern Ireland were pretty much united now. | ||
| Hey, bro. | ||
| So England, Scotland, Wales, and Ireland are the United Kingdom? | ||
| Hmm, okay. | ||
| Although most of Ireland is now independent. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Huh, okay. | ||
| Irish people are just clowning us right now. | ||
| Yeah, they're like, they don't know shit about us. | ||
| He can't even do a fucking Irish accent. | ||
| Joey could do an Irish accent. | ||
| Kenny? | ||
| He could do Conor McGregor. | ||
| Kenny? | ||
| Didn't you just do Joey doing Conor McGregor? | ||
| That'd be tough. | ||
| I probably did it. | ||
| You forgot about that. | ||
| Good, I forgot. | ||
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That's a classic. | |
| You can do Joey. | ||
| It's one of the funniest shit ever. | ||
| Look at this, holy shit. | ||
| Yuri Alcantara all over Brad Pickett. | ||
| Brad Pickett's had some goddamn wars in his career. | ||
| Didn't Brad Pickett, uh... Who did he knock out? | ||
| Well, he hurt... In W.C. | ||
| Well, he's knocked out a bunch of guys. | ||
| No, but he's knocked out a big, big time dude. | ||
| That would surprise you. | ||
| Was it Benavides? | ||
| In an order that would surprise you. | ||
| No. | ||
| Who was it? | ||
| Big time guy. | ||
| Can you bring that up, Jay? | ||
| No, he didn't knock out Benavides, right? | ||
| He didn't knock out Benavides' Mighty Mouse. | ||
| Did he knock out Mighty Mouse? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| No, I don't think so. | ||
| No, uh, Brad Pickett knocked someone the fuck out. | ||
| See if you can find out, Brad Pickett's, uh... Early career, WCA. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Dude, spinning elbow to the temple. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Please. | ||
| Got an elbow to the temple. | ||
| Nasty punches. | ||
| Hope they caught that on, uh, on super slo-mo. | ||
| Nasty ground and pound. | ||
| See what he's doing? | ||
| He's passing. | ||
| He's never, he never went to his knees. | ||
| He passed standing. | ||
| Now he's on his knees. | ||
| Once he passes, he didn't get on his knees until he passed. | ||
| That beautiful mount. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
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He's going to set up a standing triangle. | |
| Look at that. | ||
| Damn, that was nasty. | ||
| Oh, sick transition. | ||
| Oh my god, both at the same time. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Amazing transition. | ||
| Beautiful, beautiful. | ||
| Picket already dazed. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| That's the way jiu-jitsu's supposed to look. | ||
| Just like that. | ||
| It's supposed to look just like that. | ||
| We need a highlight reel of that. | ||
| That was pretty stunning. | ||
| Your average jiu-jitsu school, that happens all the time. | ||
| Keep going down for me. | ||
| Look up left. | ||
| That's his record right there. | ||
| Jeez. | ||
| Keep going down for me. | ||
| It's one that could surprise you. | ||
| Wordy all the way down to 2007. | ||
| I know, so keep going. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| God. | ||
| Hold. | ||
| Let me see. | ||
| Am I batshit crazy? | ||
| That's Brad Pickett? | ||
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Hold on. | |
| I'm thinking about someone else. | ||
| No, I'm missing one. | ||
| Demetrius Johnson. | ||
| Yeah, Demetrius Johnson. | ||
| He beat him. | ||
| Sorry, he didn't knock him out. | ||
| He beat Demetrius Johnson. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| 2006 years ago. | ||
| He beat Demetrius Johnson. | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| You don't think about it. | ||
| Brad Pickett six years ago. | ||
| You were right. | ||
| You knew it. | ||
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I apologize. | |
| I called knockout, but I know it's a big win. | ||
| That's a big win. | ||
| That's crazy though, right? | ||
| That's a crazy win. | ||
| Pat Pickett's a motherfucker. | ||
| Yeah, well, he's a really good striker. | ||
| This Brazilian said, huh? | ||
| How come no one brings that shit up? | ||
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Ever. | |
| You beat Demetrius Johnson. | ||
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Ever. | |
| I know. | ||
| So did Dominic Cruz. | ||
| Powerful alpha brain bringing that out of my brain. | ||
| Damn, dude. | ||
| Meanwhile, Kell Brook, we could not remember Kell Brook, both of us. | ||
| Dry. | ||
| Dry as dust. | ||
| God, nothing. | ||
| Searching for water. | ||
| I was just looking for something. | ||
| Just a freaking hint. | ||
| That happens so often to me, man. | ||
| I'm wondering, like, when is it going to, like, obviously I'm 49, and obviously my brain is not going to work in 40 years. | ||
| Like, when I'm 89, for sure it's gonna suck. | ||
| So, like, when does it start to slide? | ||
| Is it gonna start next year? | ||
| Keep up with that on at AlphaBrain, man. | ||
| I'm doing my best, but it's not gonna work for 300 years. | ||
| Helio Gracie was 96, and he was still speaking like he was 29. | ||
| But technology, Mike. | ||
| I don't want that. | ||
| You know, and help your brain. | ||
| You never know. | ||
| What if you could put your brain? | ||
| Jack Daniels versus technology. | ||
| Who gets there first? | ||
| What if they could put your brain? | ||
| They figured out. | ||
| They haven't figured out how to put a brain in another body. | ||
| But they did figure out how to take your brain and put it in some shit and keep you alive so that you're alive. | ||
| You just can't move. | ||
| You're just your brain. | ||
| I don't want that. | ||
| Would you do that? | ||
| Wait, where'd you read this? | ||
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In some German website. | |
| They could keep you alive? | ||
| Was it a pop-up on that Tower 7 website? | ||
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I said, what if? | |
| What if? | ||
| If they could take your brain out and keep you conscious on your brain, where you could actually make shit happen with just your brain, but they can't figure out They haven't figured out how to take your brain and put it on another body, but it was coming. | ||
| They're doing some experiments. | ||
| Would you do it? | ||
| In your 85? | ||
| When I was 100, I would. | ||
| You gotta do it while you're alive! | ||
| So basically you gotta commit suicide, and then they have you in your brain, and then you're in the hospital, and then they gotta bring you home. | ||
| You'd have to be like Brain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. | ||
| Do you remember that guy? | ||
| Just a brain. | ||
| Something. | ||
| They have like a map of the future laid out, and you have to commit to this map of the future. | ||
| They gotta go, look, right now, we can't put you in another body, but we have to keep your body in this gel for at least three years before we put you in another body. | ||
| And you can still talk to your homies? | ||
| The way we have it projected, the brain in the body? | ||
| Oh, so he's got like a super robot body. | ||
| From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. | ||
| What are we looking at? | ||
| That was Shredder's main homie. | ||
| That's what I'm talking about right there. | ||
| But imagine if they said, look, what we've determined is that the brain has to stay in this solution for three years. | ||
| So for three years, you are going to be trapped in this brain, but you'll stay alive. | ||
| You'll know that you're alive and you're fucked. | ||
| And we just don't know what it's going to be like. | ||
| But after three years, we don't know how you're going to deal with the fact that you couldn't talk, you couldn't tell anybody you were okay, you had to survive inside of this jar for three years as a brain. | ||
| It's like an electro with an eye so that you could see out your brain. | ||
| So you can't talk, you can't communicate, but the people that know you, your homies, your family, they could just put it on fucking TV, they go, he loves this shit, boom, and they could see that electric eye blinking. | ||
| So you're kind of paralyzed. | ||
| For three years. | ||
| You're paralyzed. | ||
| You're doing a jail term. | ||
| You're doing a jail term for three years, but you're in solitary. | ||
| If I was 100 and my balls were right down to the ground, my back gave out, I would do it. | ||
| Can you imagine dudes at game? | ||
| Girls that fall in love with brains and shit. | ||
| Can you imagine that? | ||
| They can't communicate. | ||
| There's no communicating, bro. | ||
| You can't communicate. | ||
| But eventually the smart motherfuckers can communicate. | ||
| Little by little. | ||
| They can make little clicks. | ||
| They make little clicks. | ||
| You fucked up the movie. | ||
| Evolution is evolution. | ||
| And there's gonna be a couple brains that can do clicks for yes, clicks for no. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| You're in a bowl of jello. | ||
| This is my thought. | ||
| My thought is you're doing three years in a bowl of jello. | ||
| When you come out, we have to hope that you can psychologically survive the fact that for three years... Do you have an electronic eye? | ||
| Can you see anything? | ||
| Do you stick a little pshht in your eye? | ||
| Hey, you know what, Sock? | ||
| What's your old lady gonna do for three years? | ||
| Take Blake Dix. | ||
| He just wants to see people jerking off. | ||
| Mongols. | ||
| Mongols. | ||
| They're gonna come in and they're gonna fuck her in tents. | ||
| And you're watching. | ||
| And you can tell by the brain aura and the color. | ||
| You put Torn on and it goes... The brain starts pulsing. | ||
| Eesh. | ||
| Eastern block dudes with big giant square heads, super aggressive with face tattoos. | ||
| It's the frequency of the brain. | ||
| You guys fucked up. | ||
| You fed the gremlin after midnight. | ||
| You put God that urr. | ||
| You guys are ruining my movie. | ||
| In my movie, the brain is just, the torture is there's no way you can express yourself. | ||
| I'm not watching this terrible movie. | ||
| They can't read into your brain. | ||
| The brain will pulse. | ||
| They can't read your brain. | ||
| Your brain is in suspended animation. | ||
| It'll pulse. | ||
| It'll have more blood rushing to it. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Are you kidding? | ||
| For three years, it's in some sort of a biogenetic. | ||
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That's in some bullshit. | |
| Cam's like, what the fuck did I sign up for? | ||
| Black helicopters. | ||
| Black helicopters. | ||
| He brings strippers and he's like, there's no coincidence. | ||
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This conspiracy theorist would say, he fucking knows what's up. | |
| And the skeptics were like, you don't know, it's just a brain. | ||
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The skeptics. | |
| What happened? | ||
| Drunks. | ||
| Too many drinks. | ||
| You fed the green man after midnight. | ||
| He's like Gizmo. | ||
| Don't feed him after midnight. | ||
| Definitely making sense. | ||
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For sure. | |
| No, it's so for sure. | ||
| It makes sense. | ||
| I mean, if anyone has made sense ever. | ||
| It's right now. | ||
| Okay, Brendan. | ||
| Why are you siding with Joe? | ||
| Do you hate me? | ||
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You hate me! | |
| I'll eat you secretly. | ||
| Listen, it's totally logical. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Yeah, you guys' movie was cool. | ||
| Do you think, though, that... Here's the fucked up thing. | ||
| If you do die, right, and they can take your brain and transport it into another body and rig up some thing for you... Easy. | ||
| What if we find out, though, that death is not really death? | ||
| That all these ancient religions were on to something? | ||
| Is that death is a portal to another experience that you haven't entered into yet? | ||
| Have you ever done Ayahuasca? | ||
| That'd be awesome. | ||
| I haven't done that. | ||
| But I've done DMT, obviously, which is the main thing in ayahuasca, which is what your body produces when you're dying. | ||
| Didn't I do DMT with you? | ||
| Or was it someone else? | ||
| Yes, you did. | ||
| Was it someone else? | ||
| It was you, right? | ||
| You did five methoxy DMT. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| And it was a very spiritual experience. | ||
| It made me believe that there... I believe in a higher power. | ||
| I don't know what it is. | ||
| I don't know if it's that bearded dude. | ||
| I don't know if it's the Allah dude. | ||
| I don't know if it's the Jewish dude. | ||
| I don't know if it's the African dude or the Inca dude. | ||
| But there's some kind of shit There's something in my opinion. | ||
| This is just my opinion. | ||
| Something created us. | ||
| There is a creator of some sort. | ||
| It could be a fucking computer simulation. | ||
| People believe that. | ||
| Everyone believes in computer simulations. | ||
| Oh, that could be true. | ||
| Neil deGrasse fucking Tyson says it. | ||
| So that could be true that we're in a computer simulation. | ||
| But when you start talking about like a creator, a higher power, whatever God. | ||
| What is that noise? | ||
| No, I'm following that. | ||
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But people at home don't know what the fuck you're doing. | |
| You're pointing all that. | ||
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I'm just saying, that fucking Neil deGrasse Tyson. | |
| He doesn't like Neil deGrasse Tyson because he represents absolute facts that can't be argued with. | ||
| That shit's dangerous for a conspiracy theorist. | ||
| If Neil walked in right now, I would love it. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| You know what I would do? | ||
| If Neil deGrasse Tyson walked in right now, So what was your point? | ||
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- I mean, fuck you. - I don't even wanna say that. | |
| - He would choke your mind, Eddie. | ||
| You'd choke your mind. | ||
| - You'd put your mind in electric chair. - We'd start talking about the moon, and then I would listen to him talk about how we actually went to the moon, and I would enjoy that. | ||
| - Hey, so what was your point? - I don't remember. | ||
| - No, it was about if you die, in your life. | ||
| Oh, for the next chapter. | ||
| Yeah, it's just another portal. | ||
| Here's the point. | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| Look, I've said this before, but I'll say it again. | ||
| Nobody's scared to sleep, but everybody's scared to die. | ||
| Everybody wants to go to sleep. | ||
| Everybody does. | ||
| We look forward to it. | ||
| We look forward to shutting off because we know that we're going to come back. | ||
| But everybody's terrified of death. | ||
| And we don't understand sleep. | ||
| We don't know why we need it. | ||
| We don't know what the fuck happens. | ||
| We don't know what dreams are. | ||
| We don't understand what kind of psychedelic chemicals are being produced by our own brains while we're out cold. | ||
| We don't know what the experience is like. | ||
| We know we come back with crazy memories. | ||
| And some people are capable of manipulating those memories or manipulating that experience and they have lucid dreaming. | ||
| I have to just... I've had brief moments of lucid dreaming and I've never put any effort whatsoever into trying to get good at it. | ||
| But I know that some people do. | ||
| They concentrate on it all the time. | ||
| I've done it. | ||
| Yeah, I'm sure you have. | ||
| I used to sleep with DVDs. | ||
| Yeah, there's a lot. | ||
| But my point is we don't know what it is. | ||
| We don't know what death is. | ||
| We're so convinced that this state of being awake is the only state that exists. | ||
| But we already know of another state that we have no evidence. | ||
| When we are alive, when you're walking through life, you're watching the UFC, you're driving your car, you have no fucking idea what was going on for eight hours of your day. | ||
| You don't. | ||
| You wake up, oh, my alarm clock went up. | ||
| Time to get up. | ||
| You have evidence based on a few fucking slideshows of ridiculousness that took place in your imagination, air quotes, in the last eight fucking hours. | ||
| We're not talking about five minutes of your day. | ||
| We're talking about eight fucking hours of your day where you have to shut your head off. | ||
| Well, you literally have no idea what's going on around you. | ||
| You have no idea. | ||
| You have faith that you're going to wake up because you've woken up every other day for your whole life. | ||
| That alone is fucking bizarre. | ||
| That you would have any confidence whatsoever as to what happens when you die, and that you could tell me that you know for sure. | ||
| You don't know what the fuck happens when you go to sleep, bitch. | ||
| Boom, bitches. | ||
| You don't have a goddamn clue as to what the fuck happens when your eyes are closed and you're... | ||
| To die, something has to fail. | ||
| What's going on in your brain? | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| We're all basing our rudimentary understanding of normal, awake consciousness, which for a guy like me that's not a brain scientist, or you, or anybody in this room, we don't fucking know. | ||
| We barely understand consciousness. | ||
| On the highest levels of science, they barely understand what consciousness is. | ||
| There's arguments as to what causes it. | ||
| There's arguments as to what defines it. | ||
| Does a plant conscious? | ||
| Plants can detect when animals are chewing next to them. | ||
| Plants, they excrete certain chemicals to make themselves taste like shit when they hear caterpillar sounds from a tape recorder. | ||
| Is that conscious? | ||
| No? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| What about a dog? | ||
| My dog knows when I'm pulling into the driveway. | ||
| He starts barking. | ||
| He gets excited to see me. | ||
| Is he conscious? | ||
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No. | |
| What about a Venus flytrap? | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| Or how about those ones on the Amazon that eat rats? | ||
| They get this crazy thing that looks like a trumpet, a rat falls into it and it dissolves the rat. | ||
| It's like, bitch, you're never getting out. | ||
| Little shop of horrors. | ||
| Dude, there's fucking all kinds of crazy shit that you can say. | ||
| What's up with that? | ||
| Part plant, part animal. | ||
| Venus flytrap. | ||
| Remember on TV when I was a kid, you could order that shit. | ||
| That was an infomercial. | ||
| You can still get those and ant farms. | ||
| You can still buy them. | ||
| You can still buy them anywhere. | ||
| I believe I think I had one your ex-wife that shit, right? | ||
| They eat flies in your house. | ||
| Yeah, leave the window open come on in bitch. | ||
| Yeah, you know pull a little fucking it's the dog shit What is the biggest fly trap never recorded? | ||
| Can you imagine one like? | ||
| Little Shop of Horrors, remember that shit? | ||
| Eight people. | ||
| Was that based on realism? | ||
| How come they can't eat rat, but they can't eat people? | ||
| Of course it could be something. | ||
| Like, if you went back to the dinosaur days, I guarantee there was all sorts of plants that were eating shit that slipped up. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Eating, like, ancient raccoons or whatever the fuck there was around 65 million years ago. | ||
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Sloths. | |
| Sloths. | ||
| But what if that was the dinosaurs? | ||
| Do you think that's the same guy that thinks that the earth is flat? | ||
| You put out a video about dinosaurs being fake. | ||
| Problem with that, of course, is we have bones. | ||
| There's fossils. | ||
| There's a shitload of them. | ||
| And the museums, there's no bones. | ||
| A lot of them are bones. | ||
| A lot of them, but that's not true. | ||
| See, here's the thing. | ||
| When you're looking at a fossil, What you're looking at is not necessarily really a bone. | ||
| What it is is where minerals have taken place of where the bone used to be. | ||
| What a fossilized, like, have you ever seen a Megalodon tooth? | ||
| Like a shark tooth? | ||
| On Discovery Channel. | ||
| Bud Brutzman had one on his office. | ||
| Oh, no, no, I didn't see Bud. | ||
| Remember we had that conversation? | ||
| We had a conversation about it. | ||
| And Bud was telling me this is a Megalodon tooth. | ||
| And I said, sort of. | ||
| It is kind of a Megalodon tooth, but it really is a fossil of a Megalodon tooth. | ||
| What that means is over millions and millions and millions of years, the actual tooth itself is changed by the ground and it becomes mineralized and it becomes like a rock. | ||
| So it's the shape of a Megalodon tooth. | ||
| But it's not exactly the same as was in the Megalodon's mouth 69 million years ago. | ||
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But it's close. | |
| It has to be close. | ||
| It's the actual shape. | ||
| The shape of it. | ||
| But it's not a tooth. | ||
| Right. | ||
| If you do a DNA test on it, it's a fossil. | ||
| It's weird stuff. - Didn't they tell you when you were a kid that oil came from dinosaurs? | ||
| Do you remember that shit? | ||
| - Yeah, that's what they used to think. | ||
| - Fossil fuel. | ||
| - Yes, fossil fuel. | ||
| Hey man, there's a guy who worked on the JFK administration. | ||
| He was the Chief of Special Operations for the Joint Chiefs of Staff under the JFK administration. | ||
| His name is L. Fletcher Prouty. | ||
| Prouty. | ||
| L. Fletcher Prouty. | ||
| Look that dude up. | ||
| What he says about oil, holy shit what that dude says about oil. | ||
| He said, this is what he said, I don't know if it's true. | ||
| I'm not a geologist. | ||
| I'm not an oil. | ||
| He says that peak oil, like the scare that we're going to run out of oil, is perpetrated. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| It's perpetrated by the oil industry. | ||
| He says, oil is the second most abundant liquid in the world. | ||
| Oil is everywhere. | ||
| We'll never run out of it. | ||
| But if the people knew that, then they wouldn't pay the prices. | ||
| They have to keep the prices high. | ||
| have to give it this what this dude's saying. | ||
| He might be right, but there was a really interesting book that I read that I'm thinking about this today because today I was throwing some, I was giving some books away actually to Goodwill. | ||
| We're putting them in boxes, books that I read that I'm not gonna read again. | ||
| And one of them was Black Gold Stranglehold. | ||
| And there's a really controversial book that I read, I don't remember who wrote it, Jamie, see if you can pull that up, but it was by a guy who was saying that oil is actually a natural process, and it's a natural process of the earth, and that the idea that it was created by fossils or, and then later the theory was that plants, plants like rotting would create this oil. | ||
| He said it's a natural process of the earth itself, and it's constantly renewing. | ||
| That kind of makes sense, right? | ||
| That's what Fletcher Prouty said. | ||
| He also said this, too. | ||
| He said the reason we think it's fossil fuel is because John D. Rockefeller in 1892 sent a group of paid-off scientists to this big scientific committee on organic matter in Geneva in 1892. | ||
| He sent these scientists just so that they can put in that petroleum is organic. | ||
| And it contains hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. | ||
| So he knew that if they passed that, that if he can say that petroleum is organic matter, then people will believe that it's going to run out. | ||
| But it was all a complete hoax. | ||
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That's what Al Fletcher Prouty... You can get that book for $2. | |
| Yeah, that's used though, dude. | ||
| That's used. | ||
| So apparently, there's all these oil, trillions of gallons of oils are bursting up all over the world, but you won't see it in American media because they want everyone to think that it's not abundant. | ||
| It's so cheap. | ||
| We have so much oil in Alaska and all over the United States that it's cheaper just to get it from the Middle East. | ||
| It's so much cheaper. | ||
| Just like it's cheaper to make products in China than to make it here. | ||
| We can make it here, but it's way cheaper to just fucking make it in China. | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| Do you know that most of the oil that we get is actually from fracking now? | ||
| The Middle East is not where we get most of our oil anymore. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Things are changing. | ||
| It's a big issue with fracking. | ||
| But according to this dude, if you look at him... See, that's the problem. | ||
| If it's one guy... It's five minutes he talks about it. | ||
| There's no way we're watching that. | ||
| My head will explode. | ||
| He might be right. | ||
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Finding out that there's an oil hoax going on. | |
| It's possible. | ||
| You don't want to hear that? | ||
| It's possible. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| It's entirely possible that the myth of the earth creating oil through dead things and it being a limited resource is possible. | ||
| And the reason why we know it's possible is because whenever there's money to be made by manipulating the facts, there's a bunch of people that are willing to do that. | ||
| What we know about the most recent history is that the sugar industry paid scientists untold amounts of money to lie and say that saturated fats were the cause of heart disease and that take the blame off of sugar. | ||
| And this is a really recent study. | ||
| or a really recent revelation. | ||
| We're talking within the last couple of weeks. | ||
| The documentary was called Sugar Coated. | ||
| Write that shit down. | ||
| Sugar Coated on Netflix. | ||
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You'll see how the sugar... | |
| Scientists from Harvard, Yale. | ||
| So when you find this out, same thing that tobacco did. | ||
| The same thing when you hear about tobacco science. | ||
| Tobacco science has paid off science. | ||
| Harvard, Yale. | ||
| Because most people walk around and they go, oh man, I'm into science, bro. | ||
| I'm into science. | ||
| They know that. | ||
| They're like, okay, you're into science? | ||
| We're going to pay off the scientists. | ||
| They know that. | ||
| We're going to pay off the scientists so we can fool these gullible motherfuckers. | ||
| That's what's going on. | ||
| Everyone's getting fooled. | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| Let's see what it says here. | ||
| I can't see. | ||
| There's a camera in the way here. | ||
| Can you scroll up, please? | ||
| It says oil prices were about 60% lower than they were two years ago, yet BP reports U.S. | ||
| oil reserves are now at an all-time high. | ||
| Up to 55 billion barrels, nearly double what we had just 20 years ago. | ||
| This search demonstrates how even our best experts are limited in their ability to appreciate just how much oil we have and can produce. | ||
| So, it's entirely possible that they were hoodwinked early on, but it's also entirely possible that they pretended they knew how the fuck oil was created in a way that would benefit them. | ||
| Like they'd say, oh, we have a limited supply, so therefore we've got to... | ||
| Remember in the 1970s, man, when they fucked up our cars? | ||
| We had the dopest fucking muscle cars in the world. | ||
| American muscle cars in the 1960s were the shit. | ||
| But then when Jimmy Carter got in office, they sensed weakness. | ||
| Those motherfuckers jacked the oil rates up through the roof. | ||
| And because of that, we got Mustangs that looked like dog shit. | ||
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That was all according to L. Fletcher Prouty. | |
| He said that was all part of the game. | ||
| Make it seem like there's a shortage. | ||
| Cause chaos in the United States. | ||
| It was all part of the program. | ||
| That's how they get the prices of barrels so goddamn high. | ||
| If people knew that oil was never going to run out. | ||
| This is what L. Fletcher Prouty said. | ||
| If this one dude though, let's Google L. Fletcher Prouty debunked. | ||
| Google him. | ||
| Yeah, just Google that. | ||
| So this isn't a conspiracy theory. | ||
| Debunked. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I mean, you never know. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But you want to know whether he's right or whether he's crazy, right? | ||
| So it's good to find something debunking. | ||
| There's always going to be assassins out there. | ||
| Yeah, but you know, you might be right. | ||
| You might be right. | ||
| That might be right, or they might be legitimate scientists that are exposing a guy who doesn't exactly know what he's talking about. | ||
| That's entirely possible, too. | ||
| You never know. | ||
| It's not just one guy. | ||
| There's plenty of guys. | ||
| No, but you keep bringing up this one guy. | ||
| I'll bring up more guys. | ||
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Right there. | |
| That one, Jamie Snopes. | ||
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Hold on, hold on. | |
| YouTube, the oil deception. | ||
| Let's go to Snopes. | ||
| Hold on, hold on. | ||
| YouTube, the oil deception. | ||
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It's a five-part documentary on a guy breaking it all down for you. | |
| Just see if you find anything about his credentials. | ||
| That Snopes post is 12 years old and it's just a message board. | ||
| Okay, so that you can't really count. | ||
| So we'll just find something. | ||
| See if you find something. | ||
| Listen to him. | ||
| It's two minutes. | ||
| Listen to him. | ||
| How could you not be interested in listening to this guy? | ||
| I do, I do, but not right now. | ||
| I'm your boy telling you this is legit. | ||
| You're doubting me. | ||
| What does it say? | ||
| No, I'm not doubting you. | ||
| I'm doubting the people that have informed you. | ||
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Listen to it. | |
| Is he telling the truth or a bunch of tall tales? | ||
| Well, listen to it. | ||
| He's a Kennedy assassination expert. | ||
| What website is this? | ||
| You think Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK? | ||
| Hold on, hold on. | ||
| He's fucking with you, man. | ||
| How am I shocked? | ||
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Of course I knew that. | |
| I knew that. | ||
| What's the website? | ||
| It's just from a college website. | ||
| I was trying to figure it out. | ||
| Dot edu? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| I can't tell. | ||
| What do you mean you can't tell? | ||
| What is the URL? | ||
| Dot M-U. | ||
| Missouri University. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Minnesota? | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| So it could be a student-created website. | ||
| Is that what you're saying? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| It's entirely possible. | ||
| See? | ||
|
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This is the thing, man. | |
| Listen to him talk. | ||
| Listen to him talk. | ||
| Don't read shit. | ||
| Just listen to him talk. | ||
| Just read that description, though, Eddie. | ||
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No, hold on. | |
| Listen to him talk. | ||
| It says, he is one of the favorite people of conspiracy-oriented publications. | ||
| Because he's fucking honest. | ||
| Because he's honest. | ||
| Oh, come on. | ||
| Come on, dude. | ||
| He's honest. | ||
| Dude, where do you get your news from? | ||
| Cameron Haynes, this is everything you hoped for. | ||
| Tell me where you get your news from. | ||
| Name the station where you get your news the most from. | ||
| You know what I learned? | ||
| What? | ||
| The oil book is $2. | ||
| Where do you get your news from? | ||
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Washington Post, New York Times, CNN, MSNBC. | |
| Oh my god, that's all the bullshit. | ||
| Washington Post? | ||
| You said CNN? | ||
| You get your news from CNN! | ||
| You watch MSNBC! | ||
| You get your news from CNN! | ||
| You said CNN! | ||
| You get your education from YouTube! | ||
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What are you talking about? | |
| You get your news from CNN! | ||
| You said CNN! | ||
| I listed a bunch of channels! | ||
| I thought I stumped you because you knew it would be stupid to say CNN. | ||
| But you said it! | ||
| I listed a bunch of them! | ||
| Whatever you do, don't go to the news show for news. | ||
| CNN! | ||
| Where do you get your news? | ||
| Where do you get your news? | ||
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CNN? | |
| Drudge Report. | ||
| You never say CNN, right? | ||
| Where do you get your truthful news? | ||
| This is what I try to do. | ||
| Drudge Report. | ||
| You gotta name one. | ||
| I know everybody gets it from several. | ||
| You gotta name one. | ||
| Oh my god, Eddie, please relax. | ||
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Name one. | |
| Please relax. | ||
| We're gonna say everything. | ||
| Eddie, Eddie, please stop. | ||
| Does anybody listen to Drudge Report? | ||
| Read it? | ||
| Sometimes. | ||
| Hey, that's good news right there. | ||
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Sometimes. | |
| Drudge Report is good. | ||
| Sometimes. | ||
| Here's the thing about the news. | ||
| Russia Today is good. | ||
| This is what I like to do. | ||
| When I go to the news, I like to go, I read something and I go, huh. | ||
| And then I go, alright, who else says this? | ||
| And then I go online, I Google it, and I go, huh. | ||
| I read a bunch of different, and this is all from being wrong. | ||
| This is all from getting committed to an idea and then finding out it's not true. | ||
| So then I go to a bunch of different ones. | ||
| And then when I go to a bunch of different ones, I try to figure out what the fuck is really going on. | ||
| Is there one site though? | ||
| Is there one site where you look and you go, nope. | ||
| CNN's been wrong. | ||
| They've been wrong about Benghazi. | ||
| I'm not saying CNN's right. | ||
| They were wrong about information that Hillary Clinton had. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| They were wrong about information the government had. | ||
| They have a limited amount of access to the actual facts of very complicated issues, like all journalists. | ||
| All journalists dealing with top secret issues have a limited amount of facts. | ||
| So you have to figure out who's biased. | ||
| Do you know Fox News is biased towards the right? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Is MSNBC biased towards the left? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Where's Salon.com fit in? | ||
| Far left. | ||
| Where's Drudge.com? | ||
| Far right. | ||
| Who's right? | ||
| Who's right? | ||
| Well, here's the thing. | ||
| Don't fucking have an opinion until you look at all of it. | ||
| Because there's a lot of bullshit and shenanigans going on. | ||
| On both sides! | ||
| And sometimes it takes a while to figure out what the fuck is right and what's wrong. | ||
| The problem is, confirmation bias is a real thing. | ||
| I've had it, you've had it, we've all had it. | ||
| We've all wanted Dan Henderson to win. | ||
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I was unbiased! | |
| Sometimes when you see a fight like that, and I've been guilty of the same thing myself, you see a fight like that and you say, you won bro, you won! | ||
| And then people get mad at me, and they'll say mean things to me on Twitter because You're a fuckin' bias, bro! | ||
| Fuckin' Dominic Cruz lost that fight, bro! | ||
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You know, fuckin' Conor McGregor was runnin', bro! | |
| You know, it's gonna happen. | ||
| It's inevitable. | ||
| But our boy Eddie, he loves him some conspiracy theories. | ||
| That website I pulled up is from John C. McAdams, who also wrote a book on the JFK assassin called, uh, JFK Assassin Logic, How to Think About Claims of Conspiracy. | ||
| He described himself as a debunker by temperament and then so I found a page where he breaks down this Fletcher guy And he's not talking about the specific oil thing, but he does take a topic or a version of a story Proudy has when Eddie comes back in you do say not a word of this. | ||
| I don't want to get back forget You guys fucked up. | ||
| You gave him the gremlin microphone. | ||
| But they call him Proudy-isms. | ||
| I mean, this is what he's known for. | ||
| This is what he's made his career on, it sounds like, is these conspiracy theories. | ||
| That's tough. | ||
| And, look, he might be a guy like Jim Morris. | ||
| There's another book I gave to Goodwill today. | ||
| Jim Morris had this alien agenda book. | ||
| And Jim Morris is also a guy who's a very famous... | ||
| That is an annoying sound. | ||
| You hear it? | ||
| You hear that shit? | ||
| Everybody hears that shit. | ||
| America hears that shit. | ||
| America... If you get a... Cameron Haynes, because he runs these fucking ultra marathons as he eats every 15 minutes. | ||
| I've been following this guy. | ||
| We've been hanging out elk hunting for the past week, so I've been trying to follow him up mountains. | ||
| This is what it's like. | ||
| It's like him running up the mountain, me running 60% up the mountain, and then going... | ||
| I have to take a deep breath, I have to take my hat off, I have to fan myself, and I have to follow him up the fuckin' mountain again. | ||
| Can you get Eddie another Corona so we can go deep in the black helicopter? | ||
| And I didn't mention this before, but when you take your hat off, that's like a shining thing. | ||
| I understood, but I knew that they weren't looking at me right then and there, so I had to fuckin' throw some... I had to throw some air in my head. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| Dudes wear makeup. | ||
| Dudes have compacts. | ||
| It's like if you have a mirror. | ||
| Little compact. | ||
| You open it up, you put makeup all over your face and shit, you wear camo everywhere. | ||
| Hey, let me ask you, so you do all this running, what shoes do you do it in? | ||
| These right here. | ||
| I ran 200 miles in these shoes. | ||
| Are those Under Armours? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I'm gonna get me some of those. | ||
| And, they say, keep hammering. | ||
| He's got his own shoes. | ||
| Damn, you got your own shoes? | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah, he does. | ||
| I can get them online? | ||
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No. | |
| You're like Kanye West! | ||
| If you want to run for fucking three days... I'll sack badasses! | ||
| If you want to run for three days, you get your own shoes. | ||
| He'd be good at sub-only no time limit. | ||
| Dude, this motherfucker doesn't get tired. | ||
| I'm telling you. | ||
| I'm not in the best shape. | ||
| I mean, I'm not the most endurance-oriented guy, but I'm in pretty good shape right now, and I follow him up these fucking mountains. | ||
| It's brutal. | ||
| There's something about hiking up mountains. | ||
| We were talking about it before the show. | ||
| It's fucking way harder to do than you think it is. | ||
| Everybody thinks that manly shit is like hitting tires with a sledgehammer or fucking doing kettlebells and doing fucking bench presses like an animal. | ||
| "Bro, I did 28 chin-ups." Follow this cocksucker up a mountain. | ||
| And then you think, as you're going up this mountain, because like I talked about earlier, Big Bear, we climbed up Bear Mountain. | ||
| Well, you didn't talk about it online. | ||
| No, it was before the show, so tell everybody. | ||
| Because you're doing camp with Tony Ferguson. | ||
| Yeah, Tony Ferguson's fighting Rafael dos Anjos in New Mexico. | ||
| No, not New Mexico. | ||
| Mexico City. | ||
| November 5th. | ||
| Great fight. | ||
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Amazing fight. | |
| And he's up in Big Bear. | ||
| He's got a cabin. | ||
| He's fucking gangster. | ||
| When you talk about savage, everyone says, oh, he's a savage, he's a savage. | ||
| Tony Ferguson is a goddamn savage. | ||
| He'll build you a house. | ||
| He'll fucking hunt for you. | ||
| The way he is in the cage is the way he is in his life. | ||
| That guy is fear-fuckingless. | ||
| His war-thec ethic is on. | ||
| Dude, he's doing jujitsu and striking at four in the fucking morning, dude, in Big Bear. | ||
| We're going fucking nuts up there. | ||
| So we climb up Bear Mountain. | ||
| We climb up Bear fucking mountain. - How high is it? - Dude, that was the highest snowboarding point. | ||
| And there's all these loose rocks and you're thinking the whole time, I told him, I go, I'm here to teach you jiu-jitsu. | ||
| I'm not here to run no fucking marathons, man. | ||
| He goes, come up to the mountain with us. | ||
| I go, nah, I'm gonna do some emails at the cabin. | ||
| Come on man, and I'm like, I don't want to be a pussy I don't want I'm like I gotta I gotta look like like at least have a like medium-sized balls Yeah, so I'm like, okay fuck it. | ||
| I'm have fans on I have vans on and we climb this fucking and it's we're not supposed to I don't think we're supposed to go to Bear Mountain We just parked and just climbed up that motherfucker Why do you think you're supposed to? | ||
| I don't know if people are allowed to kike at a snowboarding resort, you know what I mean? | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| Well, as long as there's no snowboarding, I think you probably get away with it. | ||
| It might be private land though, right? | ||
| So the biggest misconception for those climbers is when you're climbing up and you're like, oh my God, I don't know if I'm going to make this shit. | ||
| And these mountains are pussy compared to your shit. | ||
| But for me as a civilian, this was the fucking trek, man. | ||
| It was like eight of us. | ||
| How long did it take? | ||
| It was like we were climbing Mount Everest. | ||
| To me it was Mount Everest that I'm thinking the whole time. | ||
| At least when we get up, going down is going to be easy. | ||
| That's the biggest misconception. | ||
| Going down works a whole different part of your legs. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Going down is not easy. | ||
| It's just as hard in a whole different way. | ||
| How long did it take? | ||
| We're all goddamn day we're up there, man. | ||
| That's a warm-up for Cam. | ||
| And there's bees everywhere! | ||
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There's bees everywhere! | |
| We got down right when the sun, we got to the bottom of the mountain right when the sun went down, and man. | ||
| But just one day. | ||
| You know what, again, to you, we did a white belt workshop in Cancun. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| And it was like, flow rules. | ||
| Hey listen, don't get me wrong, I was in the Boy Scouts for two fucking years growing up, so if it wasn't for that training, I don't think I would have made it, I think I would have died. | ||
| Get out of here. | ||
| 6,700 feet. | ||
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Seriously, two years of Boy Scouts, but the I did Boy Scouts some bullshit. | |
| Come on, man. | ||
| Think about Boy Scouts. | ||
|
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Come on, man. | |
| Big Bear Mountain goes to 6,000. | ||
| Five days a week? | ||
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You know what I mean? | |
| That adds up. | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| This is not, that's Big Bear Lake. | ||
| That's Big Bear Lake. | ||
| Go to the top of Big Bear Mountain. | ||
| Oh, you know what? | ||
| If you go to my Instagram, I did a minute video of the whole, like for one minute, there's all these scenes of what we did. | ||
| Hey, it's 8,000 right there. | ||
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8,805. | |
| Yeah, that's... Down all the way to the bottom right there. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| Tony is a fucking savage, dude. | ||
|
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8,805. | |
| That's a good amount of elevation. | ||
| I've never known anybody like Tony. | ||
| That's what we live in at Denver. | ||
| Tony is a... Well, 5280. | ||
| That's not a normal human being, dude. | ||
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That is not a normal... That guy is a... He's a beast. | |
| If he was like in an Apache tribe, he would be the leader of the goddamn fucking tribe. | ||
| He's an animal chief. | ||
| Trust me. | ||
| Tony is just a fucking man. | ||
| That's all I gotta say. | ||
| Cam, what do you weigh? | ||
| When I did the race, I was 165. | ||
| What do you weigh now? | ||
| 75? | ||
| He was 180 and he did 100 miles. | ||
| Then he realized it was too much weight. | ||
| So he starved his body and shrunk it down to 160. | ||
| Are you going for time? | ||
| Everest is a climb. | ||
| You have to have ice shoes and a pick and you have to follow a bunch of Sherpas. | ||
| That's a different animal. | ||
| The Rock gave him props. | ||
| The Rock put up a post about him the other day, and we were out in hunting camp, and he's like, holy shit, the fucking Rock posted something for me. | ||
| Is that the Rock shirt? | ||
| Nine million viewers. | ||
| He wore blood, sweat, and respect. | ||
| The Rock has something like, what is it, 50-something? | ||
| Sixty-eight million. | ||
| Sixty-eight million. | ||
| Who owns blood, sweat, and respect? | ||
| That's a grim line. | ||
| Holy shit, look at the first one. | ||
| What is that guy's t-shirt on the first one? | ||
| Spart Rays. | ||
| Dude, 2.8 million views. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| 2.8 million. | ||
| His fucking videos. | ||
| So the Cameron Haynes one I think had something like 300, how many thousand likes? | ||
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420,000 likes. | |
| How many thousand likes? | ||
| 420. | ||
| 420,000 likes! | ||
| Oh, powerful 420. | ||
|
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420,000 likes. | |
| What if Instagram goes down like MySpace? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| All those followers, all that business? | ||
| Yeah, it could happen. | ||
| Well, that's the same thing that people are saying about Twitter. | ||
| Is that Twitter is starting to drop off, but Instagram is starting to pick up. | ||
| Instagram is taking over, right? | ||
| Because they did the Snapchat video now. | ||
| A lot of people think that. | ||
| Okay, tell me something right now. | ||
| I haven't jumped on that Snapchat. | ||
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What is the benefit of that over regular Instagram? | |
| Explain it to me. | ||
| It's just a story, so you can post anything. | ||
| It's a story. | ||
| Yeah, it's like, you know, it's real quick, so it doesn't last forever. | ||
| So you could post 20 Insta pictures, stories. | ||
| Right now, I'm doing an Insta story of you guys talking about Insta stories. | ||
| So it's just like quick. | ||
| I haven't felt the need to do that for some reason. | ||
| I don't know why. | ||
| Well, because if you're going to post something like, whatever, something's kind of silly or not that, not a great picture, you should post an Insta story. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| What is this? | ||
| Snapchat is terrible. | ||
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I post pictures and I just put one up. | |
| I just put a part of the Insta story up. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| That couldn't be a video. | ||
| There needs to be an app. | ||
| A dick pic app. | ||
| Hold that thought. | ||
| Hold that thought. | ||
| What? | ||
| There needs to be someone out there, some of you guys out in Silicon Valley, make a dick pic app where you can take a dick pic and then put like something like make it make your dick look bigger. | ||
| Too verbose. | ||
| It's too embarrassing when it's small. | ||
| Too verbose. | ||
| Is that what it said? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh. | ||
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What is this? | |
| Damn, they got sunglasses now! | ||
| And what's the benefit of Snapchat? | ||
| Try that again, because for some reason this didn't work. | ||
| What are you saying? | ||
| Some of you Asian guys out there in San Jose... Okay, well that's racist. | ||
| You guys need to make a dick pic app. | ||
| Make an app! | ||
| They're mainly white up there. | ||
| I'm not going to use that. | ||
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Yeah, you can't use that. | |
| I'm going to play it just so you know. | ||
|
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Some of you Asian guys out there in San Jose... Why is that back? | |
| Cancel! | ||
| Put it up. | ||
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Why is that back? | |
| Hold that thought. | ||
| What? | ||
| Um, is saying Asian bad? | ||
| No. | ||
| Asians are the smartest people in the world. | ||
| They're the ones programming everything. | ||
| That's why I say, you Asians out there in San Jose, make a dick. | ||
| Okay, you know what? | ||
| How is that racist? | ||
| It's racist! | ||
| It's not really racist. | ||
| They're the smartest motherfuckers out there. | ||
| It's racist like saying black guys have big dicks. | ||
| How is that racist? | ||
| I wish that was a Mexican stereotype. | ||
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Oh, Mexicans got big dicks. | |
| I would be so happy. | ||
| Mexicans are explosive. | ||
| Mexicans are fast. | ||
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I wish Mexicans had that stereotype. | |
| If it was a Mexican stereotype that we had gigantic dicks, dude, I would not be hating on that shit. | ||
| See, that's a good snap. | ||
| Sometimes it's not working. | ||
| No, you can't say we have big dicks. | ||
| That's racist. | ||
| Why is this not working? | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| Cam, you have a crazy strict diet? | ||
| Um, yeah. | ||
| Is that racist? | ||
| Did I just say racist shit? | ||
| Say that again because for some reason... You know, when I'm trying to lose weight, I'm trying to burn a thousand calories less a day than I'm... Hold on! | ||
| We can't all talk at the same time! | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| God damn it! | ||
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You guys are redoing it for the fifth time? | |
| God damn it! | ||
| What happened? | ||
| You're replaying a Snap story for the fifth time? | ||
| My Instagram is fucking up! | ||
| I don't know what's going on! | ||
| It's all racist! | ||
| Asian! | ||
| It's because it's racist. | ||
| It's canceling itself. | ||
| I never said Oriental. | ||
| I said Asian. | ||
| Hold on, one second. | ||
| Why can't a white guy come up with it? | ||
| White guy came up with Facebook and Snapchat. | ||
| White guy's just executive produced shit. | ||
| Mark Zuckerberg. | ||
| Listen, when I say Asian, I have plenty of Asian friends and family. | ||
| People thought I was Asian. | ||
| People thought I was Filipino growing up. | ||
| When I say Asian, I'm saying that they're the smartest motherfuckers out there. | ||
| You can't deny that. | ||
| But you're also saying something else. | ||
| Think about it, Sam's son. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| Is that a white boy? | ||
| What about Apple's son, Steve Jobs? | ||
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Oh, he came strong with Tim Cook! | |
| Come on, are you going to tell me that what's that Apple guy named Steve Jobs is stronger than Asians? | ||
| Smarter than Asians? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Who's making his product, son? | ||
| I got a conspiracy theory about Apple phones and the fucking updates, okay? | ||
| Because my shit has been fucking up left and right. | ||
| What's it saying? | ||
| It just doesn't work sometimes. | ||
| The new one's coming out soon, so my phone messes up too. | ||
| Asians are the smartest people out there and you fucking know it. | ||
| Wait a minute, what? | ||
| I don't know how to respond to that. | ||
| Would you say anything? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| I don't know how to respond to that. | ||
| Asians are the s- When I was growing up, all the Asians had A plus average. | ||
| In math. | ||
| In everything! | ||
| Asians were always the smartest in my community. | ||
| We didn't give a shit. | ||
| We were like, okay, Asians are the smartest. | ||
| Why is that bad? | ||
| How is that racist? | ||
| I wish they said that about Mexicans, that we were the smartest. | ||
| Goddammit. | ||
| Jack Daniels, how dare you. | ||
| What have you done? | ||
| Can I get some of them ice cubes? | ||
| What have you done, Jack Daniels? | ||
| Got some cubes, son? | ||
| Why did you send this to me? | ||
| Oh, there's still ice. | ||
| You got this, man. | ||
| You should grab it with your bare hands. | ||
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It's like Antarctica. | |
| And flat Earth. | ||
| Do you feel like Antarctica's real, or is that bullshit? | ||
| What about polar bears? | ||
| Are polar bears friends? | ||
|
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Okay, you wanna ask me a question? | |
| You wanna ask me a question? | ||
| You wanna ask me a question? | ||
|
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Hey. | |
| Ask me a question. | ||
| Hold on, for real? | ||
| Ask me a conspiracy theory question. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| Global warming. | ||
| I think global warming- Hey, don't- Listen, here's what I'd like you to do. | ||
| I'd like you to talk about things with no emotion or theatrics. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Don't attack it. | ||
| So when you mock things, don't- Don't get crazy. | ||
| You do that! | ||
| I know I do. | ||
| I know I do. | ||
| I'm 100% guilty. | ||
| I'd rip that off from you! | ||
| You're right. | ||
| You're 100% right. | ||
| But what I would like you to do, I would like you to attack these things with just logic. | ||
| Ask me a question. | ||
| I'm trying so hard to work on that. | ||
| Do you have any conspiracy theory questions? | ||
| Um, we did. | ||
| You know, we talk about some shit that we don't talk on air. | ||
| Global warming, please. | ||
| It's the exact same shit. | ||
| What? | ||
| With every genre. | ||
| With everything. | ||
| It's the same shit. | ||
| Yeah, that's fair. | ||
| It's the exact same thing. | ||
| In every aspect of the elite. | ||
| Whoever's running shit, that's just a little glimpse into reality. | ||
| We're not gonna get into that. | ||
| It's the same shit. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| You don't want to be honeydicked, Brandon. | ||
| Don't be honeydicked. | ||
| New t-shirt. | ||
| That's a first honeydicked reference. | ||
| New t-shirt. | ||
| Don't be honeydicked. | ||
| I haven't used it in a while. | ||
| It's Eddie Bravo pointing at you. | ||
| Don't be honeydicked. | ||
| Don't be honeydicked. | ||
| Are you willing to go in on that t-shirt? | ||
| Will you allow him? | ||
| What was the t-shirt? | ||
| You pointing at Brandon, and it says don't be honeydicked, and he starts selling the t-shirt, and he gives you a giant cut of the profits. | ||
| The t-shirt is me pointing at him going, you hate me! | ||
| No, that's just Instagram. | ||
| That's a face note via Face Off. | ||
| You hate me! | ||
| That's Instagram fucking trolls. | ||
| No, but don't be honey-dicked. | ||
| You pointing at him saying don't like that. | ||
| Just like that. | ||
| Because we already went through it. | ||
| Look at the camera. | ||
| I'm telling you, we already went through some deep shit. | ||
| How deep is the shit we went through? | ||
| We went through some deep shit. | ||
| It can't get any deeper. | ||
| Point at that camera. | ||
| It's the same shit. | ||
| You text me, links, pictures. | ||
| It's the same shit. | ||
| Everywhere you go, it's the same people. | ||
| Point at that. | ||
| And everything now, Eddie? | ||
| Everything. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| Lizard people. | ||
| Point at that camera and say, don't be honey dicked. | ||
| Don't be honey dicked. | ||
| Which one should you point at, Jamie? | ||
| That one. | ||
| The second one? | ||
| Point at that one. | ||
| T-shirt. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| We got it. | ||
| That's our second t-shirt of the day. | ||
| What was it? | ||
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I don't remember. | |
| That's our second t-shirt of the day. | ||
| The first one is, what was it? | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| We had a t-shirt. | ||
| Oh, dead body fuck party. | ||
|
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What the hell is that? | |
| That's way too intense. | ||
| No, this is why. | ||
| It sounds like a Hillary Clinton extravaganza. | ||
| So intense. | ||
| I'll tell you exactly why. | ||
| I can't sell that. | ||
| Because Cam put up some post about a hunting post, and some dude wrote, "Idiot, I hope you die soon, then we all have a party fucking your dead body." So, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So I put that up online, there it is. | ||
| So I put that up online, and I put #DeadBodyFuckParty. | ||
| Here's what's crazy, there was already two previous posts with hashtag deadbodyfuckparty. | ||
| It's probably on Trump. | ||
| No, just some dude in 2014. | ||
| He was like in a band. | ||
| You know what, the Mafia, the Fanny Pack Mafia, someone said that and I thought that was a brilliant idea, but apparently that's huge. | ||
| Fanny Pack Mafia? | ||
| You haven't heard that? | ||
| No, but I am a Fanny Pack enthusiast, obviously. | ||
| No, there's a movement. | ||
| There's a recent one. | ||
| Someone recently put a hashtag dead body fuck party. | ||
| He's just having fun. | ||
| Microphilia. | ||
| Yeah, I saw Joe Rogan say bull on a couple of feeds today, and then he wrote compassion hashtag dead body fuck party. | ||
| Is there a YouTube video of someone fucking a dead body? | ||
| God, I hope not. | ||
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I hope not. | |
| Remember Faces of Death? | ||
| Remember Faces of Death? | ||
| Mr. Hands is kind of a dead dude getting fucked. | ||
| Dude, to watch anything crazy in 1985, you had to have this fucking VHS tape of Faces of Death. | ||
| I watched that. | ||
| Remember that shit? | ||
| I watched that shit. | ||
| And there was three volumes? | ||
| You just have to go through that curtain at the video store to get it. | ||
| Look at Brandon! | ||
| I mean, Brandon... I keep saying Brandon. | ||
| Don't call him Brandon. | ||
| You know what I call everybody that's Brandon? | ||
| I call Brandon. | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| It's not just you. | ||
| Because of Brandon Lee. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Respect. | ||
| Respect to the Dragon's Kid. | ||
| Brandon Lee hasn't done shit in forever. | ||
| He's dead. | ||
| I know! | ||
| What's he supposed to do? | ||
| Why do you keep referring to Brandon? | ||
| Yo, I got two words for you. | ||
| The Crow. | ||
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| That was one of the greatest movies ever! | ||
| Just shut the fuck up. | ||
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You know, Joey Diaz will tell you, he got killed by the fucking Triad. | |
| I'll tell you what happened, cocksucker. | ||
| Listen to me. | ||
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When Bruce Lee left the Triad to go and do the Game of Death, they put the fucking Fix in. | |
| Dog! | ||
| Those Chinese, they follow that shit to the end. | ||
| Eddie, he's convincing me. | ||
| How are you not on that conspiracy theory where Brandon Lee was- because they shot- it was on set. | ||
| How do you know I'm not? | ||
| He is. | ||
| Dude, there's so much shit. | ||
| Don't open his door. | ||
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Yes! | |
| How do you know? | ||
| Oh, you believe that conspiracy theory? | ||
| I sure as fuck do! | ||
| Oh no, I'm saying I don't think he died on- I don't think- I think it was an accident. | ||
| Oh, you think it was an accident. | ||
|
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And you think- You know what? | |
| I haven't really looked into it. | ||
| What was that? | ||
| Like Tower 7? | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| I'm sure Brandon Lee... It was just like Tower 7. | ||
| He was the Chinese, half Chinese Tower 7. | ||
| Weak frame is what you're saying. | ||
| What are you saying? | ||
| Weak frame? | ||
| That's what he's saying. | ||
| Do you know the one thing? | ||
| The one thing that over the last year I used to think that when people would say... I see links and videos and stuff about celebrities being... You get loose. | ||
| Celebrities being part of the establishment and the agenda. | ||
| Day on the UFC now. | ||
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Agenda 21. | |
| Like celebrities, you know, part of it. | ||
| But over the last year, man, shit, it seems... | ||
| What do you think about Robert De Niro making that video about Trump? | ||
| I don't give a... You know what? | ||
| I think he was irresponsible because he should have said, vote for the libertarian guy. | ||
| He was like trying to sway people to Hillary. | ||
| I think that's fucked up. | ||
| Was he? | ||
| He didn't say Hillary. | ||
| He should have made it clear. | ||
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Why? | |
| Why can't he just say, don't vote for Hillary? | ||
| Hey listen, he's talking shit on Trump. | ||
| You talk shit on Hillary too. | ||
| The fuck you doing? | ||
| You're going to push everybody to Hillary? | ||
| That's some dangerous shit right there. | ||
| That's dangerous shit right there. | ||
| Not you. | ||
| Not you. | ||
| I'm talking about Robert De Niro. | ||
| He's talking mad shit. | ||
| No one's ever fucking done that before. | ||
| He thinks he's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| He thinks he's the dude from Raging Bull. | ||
| I'm going to punch you in the face. | ||
| How do you know Donald Trump isn't taking privates with John Danaher? | ||
|
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How do you know that shit? | |
| Well, we kind of know. | ||
| He'll hook you. | ||
| Oh, I'm going to punch you in the face. | ||
| The guy's 89 years old. | ||
| You should make it clear. | ||
| Make it clear. | ||
| We got ourselves a cock fight. | ||
| John Voight and Robert De Niro going at each other. | ||
| I'm so ashamed of our fellow actor Bobby De Niro's rant against Donald Trump. | ||
| What foul words he used against a presidential nominee. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| He says Trump's words did not hurt anyone? | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| I don't think Rob De Niro's hurt anyone. | ||
| Hey listen, Donald Trump is a con artist and all that shit, but Hillary is a proven criminal. | ||
| Don't you make it clear you make it clear like yeah, fuck Donald Trump. | ||
| I'm all good with that I understand that fuck Yeah, make sure you say fuck Hillary do here's my question. | ||
| Here's my question is a legitimate question is it possible that until The internet came around and we were able to see all the different influences on political processes, special interest groups, lobbyists, all that kind of stuff. | ||
| All these different things that we didn't know whether or not were real. | ||
| We all got to see it sort of consolidated, right? | ||
| Is it possible that these people that are here, these long-term people, you don't have to name them, just anybody that's deeply entrenched in the system for 20, 30 years, they were used to operating Back in, like, the fuckin' Reagan days, man. | ||
| I mean, they were around, they were getting into the mix back when they were kids. | ||
| Jimmy Carter was president, Ford was president. | ||
| You know, when they were in college, they went through the Vietnam War. | ||
| Who's that? | ||
| You're dealing with all of them. | ||
| Look, you could look all down the list of all the different people that have been involved in American politics over the last few years, and most of them got their start a long time ago. | ||
| They get deeply entrenched in this system. | ||
| And it's entirely possible that this system is so fucking weird, and there's so many loopholes as to what's legal and what's not legal. | ||
| It's not about doing what's right or doing what's good for the American people. | ||
| You're competing with all these other people that are doing the same thing. | ||
| The biggest problem going on, in my opinion, and I'm a fucking idiot, alright? | ||
| I'm an idiot. | ||
| But the biggest problem, in my fucking opinion, is that it's so easily to honey dick the masses. | ||
| The masses have all the power. | ||
| We see it in the weed movement. | ||
| Weed's being legalized, and the feds don't want that shit. | ||
| But the people are waking up to at least weed, but they won't wake up to all the rest of the shit. | ||
| That's the fucking problem. | ||
| The people that are gullible, and they just buy all this shit. | ||
| That's the problem. | ||
| That's the problem right there. | ||
| Wake the fuck up. | ||
| Jesus goddamn Christ! | ||
| Bravo for president! | ||
| That's the fucking problem! | ||
| Hey, my question is, you started that off with you had a question. | ||
| What was the question? | ||
| Hey, my question, Jamie? | ||
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Bro. | |
| Everybody's talking about the reason why we have Donald Trump and Hillary as candidates is because everyone believes all the shit they see on TV. | ||
| This is a result of all these skeptics going, there's no fucking proof that they're corrupt. | ||
| There's no fucking proof that they're corrupt. | ||
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They're not corrupt. | |
| You know what I mean? | ||
|
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It's those motherfuckers Paid or in a trance. | |
| Paid or in a trance. | ||
| It's those motherfuckers. | ||
| That's why we got Hillary and Trump. | ||
| That's why, you motherfuckers. | ||
| Because of you! | ||
| That's it. | ||
| I'm done. | ||
| Let's all take a breath. | ||
| Let's all take a breath. | ||
| Think about which is happening The we never saw the truth You guys haven't seen it. | ||
| I don't even want to see it. | ||
| No, it's legit. | ||
| I'm scared to play it though. | ||
| I apologize. | ||
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If we play it on YouTube, we can get pulled off of YouTube. | |
| Whoever owns it, for sure, we get pulled off of YouTube. | ||
| It's Access Hollywood, right? | ||
| Yeah, but you can't even play the audio. | ||
| Can we talk about pussy? | ||
| We can get ganked. | ||
| We'll watch it off the air. | ||
| Whenever anything happens, it's like a news story. | ||
| It's like one of the ways that videos get pulled off of things. | ||
| Hey, all your Insta stories are up. | ||
| Powerful. | ||
| They go up instantly. | ||
| The five or six... You're saying you had a problem. | ||
| They weren't posting for some reason. | ||
| Some of them weren't. | ||
| Sounds like they all got posted. | ||
| All of them even make a complaining about them being posted. | ||
| There's like ten of them up. | ||
| Oh, I definitely did at least ten. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| I was like, conspiracy! | ||
| My phone's not working as good! | ||
| The fucking new phone's out! | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Did you, uh... It's all, but, see, even, it's like, Instastories, it's all, like, we did it on the podcast. | ||
| How do we know that's not fake? | ||
| Um... | ||
| I'm mind blown. | ||
| You're out of shit, dude. | ||
| It's all fake. | ||
| That fight could have been fake. | ||
| You guys could have photoshopped that out for a while. | ||
| The UFC is an example. | ||
| It's like weed. | ||
| Weed is an example of the power of the people. | ||
| And so is the UFC. | ||
| That was the power of the motherfucking people. | ||
| Underground, keeping it alive on DirecTV. | ||
| All those guys. | ||
| That's an example that we do have the fucking power. | ||
| But we can't use it until you wake the fuck up. | ||
| Then we can use it. | ||
| We can't use it until you wake up! | ||
| He's right. | ||
| Wake up, Cam. | ||
| We did it with the weed, and we did it with the UFC! | ||
| And then we got... It's just... I know you guys need proof, but it's reality. | ||
| The Pentagon just got busted spending a half a billion dollars on fake Taliban al-Qaeda videos. | ||
| What the fuck does that mean to you? | ||
| You're gonna ignore that shit? | ||
| That means you can't... You don't... | ||
| It's all been a fucking reality show, and everything's cool. | ||
| Everyone's going to sit there, and everybody's cool. | ||
| Oh, whatever, we're just going to keep going. | ||
| I don't think that's... They're making fake videos! | ||
| Five hundred million dollar fake videos. | ||
| They've got to have the Arabic writing and make it look like Arabic Middle East CNN. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| And I know you guys thought you'd need to... It's so outrageous that I understand. | ||
| It's so outrageous that, like, you need absolute proof that... You saw it on Russia Today. | ||
| You saw it on Russia Today. | ||
| It's real. | ||
| It's actually real. | ||
| But I know you guys need the proof because it's so crazy. | ||
| It's so insane, of course. | ||
| It's so insane. | ||
| But what the fuck if it's real? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What the fuck does that mean? | ||
| It means everything we see on TV is all programmed not like the sum of it I trust them here and I trust them. | ||
| These are straight. | ||
| That's the Truman Show. | ||
| Corruption, straight Brainwash mind control. | ||
| So don't tell tell me where you are getting your news from before you start talking Are you saying what are you getting your fucking news from? | ||
| Isn't it possible that even the news people are being deceived like Of course they're being told what to do and what to say. | ||
| They're not involved. | ||
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So who's running all this? | |
| The guy you see talking? | ||
| With the guy you see talking? | ||
| You don't think I don't have enough power? | ||
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So who's running all this? | |
| I'm not even talking about them because there's the guy you see talking. | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| There's also people behind the scenes. | ||
| Great question. | ||
| I don't know where to start. | ||
| It's the same shit that we've gone through already. | ||
| But everywhere else. | ||
| Everyone else is just as corrupt. | ||
| So listen, everyone's just sitting around and hoping everything's gonna be fucking fine, but guess what? | ||
| We got Hillary and we got Trump as candidates. | ||
| It's because motherfuckers just want to ignore it. | ||
| That's what it's about. | ||
| So who's your choice? | ||
| I don't give a fuck. | ||
| I'd rather have Trump than Hillary. | ||
| I know Trump's full of shit. | ||
| So if you vote right now... | ||
| It's Trump. | ||
| You know what, if I vote right now, it would be anybody but them. | ||
| I would vote for that libertarian guy. | ||
| I don't know shit about him because he's not on TV. | ||
| He's not on TV. | ||
| He gets on TV. | ||
| He had a moment on TV where he didn't know. | ||
| Vote for that motherfucker. | ||
| Goddamn, vote for that dude. | ||
| But that dude might be fucking bought and sold. | ||
| That libertarian movement could just be controlled opposition. | ||
| That's just basic domination 101. | ||
| Control your opposition. | ||
| I don't think the people at the top are doing that. | ||
| Eddie, look at this. | ||
| So he found it on the Independent. | ||
| This is another website. | ||
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What does that mean if it's true? | |
| If it is true, what does that mean? | ||
| That means that all you skeptics... | ||
| You need to eat fuckin' shit! | ||
| That's what that means. | ||
| Eat shit! | ||
| Didn't it? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| All the guys that, oh no! | ||
| We're in there because we're trying to fuckin' create freedom! | ||
| You motherfuckers! | ||
| That's why we're in there. | ||
| You're trying to create freedom in the Middle East? | ||
| It's a fuckin' scam. | ||
| Fuckin' million dollars on a fake-ass terrorist video! | ||
| Fake-ass terrorist video! | ||
| It's out there! | ||
| What the fuck does that mean? | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| You know what? | ||
| It doesn't mean shit! | ||
| It doesn't mean shit! | ||
| It doesn't mean shit. | ||
| We're gonna just keep going on. | ||
| I'm trying to figure out how much we drank. | ||
| I'm gonna sip. | ||
| Doesn't mean shit. | ||
| That doesn't mean shit. | ||
| No, you got a point. | ||
| Listen, if someone spent that kind of money... Hey, hey, hey! | ||
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We could fuckin'... We could... | |
| Man, if there was a way, I don't want to be part of it. | ||
|
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Do you think? | |
| Because I don't want to die. | ||
| I don't want to be part of it and I don't want to shut the fuck up. | ||
| You always say this. | ||
| I don't want to be part of it because I don't want to die. | ||
| But god damn it, I wasn't a part of the weed movement. | ||
| I was just kind of off to the side talking shit. | ||
| But I don't want to be like the dude, like those dudes in the fucking, a normal movement and the guys that got all political with it and actually went to these meetings and had the laws changed. | ||
| I ain't doing that! | ||
| I ain't going to no goddamn... You don't care nothing. | ||
| I'm here at a Congress meeting. | ||
| I can talk all this shit, but you don't want to do the work? | ||
| I don't. | ||
| I just want to wake people up and let them do it. | ||
| I'm too fucking scared. | ||
| I'm too lazy. | ||
| I don't want to do it. | ||
| I think in a way you're doing something, though. | ||
| I think in a way anybody who talks about it is doing something. | ||
| Because we're changing public... I think we have the power, man. | ||
| We can do this. | ||
| You just got to wake the fuck up. | ||
| People are changing public opinion, which is what changes. | ||
| Public opinion sort of changes first, and then policy changes. | ||
| It just depends on your platform. | ||
| It's getting the word out and the view. | ||
| Look at Colin Kaepernick with his stand. | ||
| Whether you agree with it or not, it's brought attention to the situation. | ||
| We all know it now. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| All these little things, in a lot of ways, they add up. | ||
| Every little thing that happens that makes people talk about it, it adds up. | ||
| We gotta band together, man, because when you band together, no one can be singled out. | ||
| We could take it all back. | ||
| We could do anything we fucking want to do. | ||
| We made weed legal! | ||
| We made weed legal! | ||
| That's fucking nuts! | ||
| And you know what the feds? | ||
| Still Schedule 1. | ||
| No. | ||
| They fucking fine. | ||
| Still Schedule 1. | ||
| But the people made that shit legal. | ||
| The people have the fucking power, man, they do! | ||
| That's the reason why they're making these fake videos. | ||
| Why do you think they're making these fake terrorist videos? | ||
| Because they know what the bottom line is. | ||
| Bottom line, the people have the power, so we gotta scare them! | ||
| Because they have the power! | ||
| Me and Cam just trying to run, man. | ||
| I'm just trying to run with Cam, man. | ||
| What do you think their objective is? | ||
| To get us more scared? | ||
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Money. | |
| By war, right? | ||
| By going to wardrobe? | ||
| Because there's money in wardrobe? | ||
| - 'Cause there's money more? - I listen to guys that used to be in the CIA, John Stockwell, look him up. | ||
| You listen to what they say, the whistleblowers, there's plenty of them. | ||
| But John Stockwell, man, he came out and he just told you exactly the way it fucking was. | ||
| And you know what, people at the very top-- - Is he dead now? - There's a lot of great CIA agents, like all the guys coming up, they wanna stop communism. | ||
| It's just a few key guys are corrupt, just like in every organization, just like in every agency, just like in every government, just everywhere there's corruption. | ||
| It isn't just here. | ||
| Every, every goddamn government. | ||
| Is the goal To create fear? | ||
| That's part of it. | ||
| That's part of it, of course. | ||
| Because fear is control? | ||
| Yes, that's part of control. | ||
| A lot of control. | ||
| Food control. | ||
| Energy control. | ||
| A lot of control. | ||
| Water control. | ||
| Control all that shit. | ||
| Agenda 21. | ||
| Look into Agenda 21. | ||
| It's not a conspiracy theory. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| Agenda 21 is what we need to do to take this world, the world leaders got together, And this is like UN shit. | ||
| CFR shit. | ||
| They all got together. | ||
| Fuck countries and borders. | ||
| All the guys with all the money said, what are we going to do? | ||
| It would be best if we just fucking control this shit. | ||
| Make it a one world government and we control everything. | ||
| That's what we're in the middle of. | ||
| It's increments and people like, just like... | ||
| They don't notice it's happening in increments. | ||
| We can stop this shit! | ||
| We can stop this shit, man! | ||
| We can turn this shit around! | ||
| We don't have to fucking just sit there and watch it fucking happen. | ||
| We don't have to watch it happen. | ||
| We can stop it. | ||
| I think what we talked about earlier, that culture is kind of like a battleship, in a lot of ways. | ||
| And it's hard to make these big, giant turns. | ||
| It doesn't turn like a car. | ||
| You gotta educate it when you're getting in line. | ||
| It takes a long time to, like, everybody has to realize, oh yeah, we gotta move this way. | ||
| Oh, this is ridiculous. | ||
| I think this is what we're seeing in this election. | ||
| It's like one of the last one of these elections where we really entrust completely in a two-party system. | ||
| I think we're, like, realizing it's ridiculous. | ||
| Especially when you watch the debates. | ||
| I've never been so into a presidential race. | ||
| I'm like, how ridiculous are these debates? | ||
| How stupid is this? | ||
| Are you listening to what Hillary's saying? | ||
| No one's saying anything! | ||
| But Hillary's just like saying all those cliché, like in a cliché political movie, like, oh, I'm gonna bring back people because I care about you, and we're gonna get jobs, and we're gonna have everybody working, and women are gonna have rights, and we're gonna do this, and we're gonna bring it back! | ||
| That cheesy! | ||
| That cheesy right there! | ||
| Ah, fuck yeah! | ||
| Ah, fuck yeah! | ||
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Fuck yeah! | |
| They're politicians. | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| You guys realize what's going on? | ||
| That's what's going on. | ||
| Either you're going, fuck yeah! | ||
| Or you're like, what the fuck? | ||
| This is some bullshit. | ||
| I do both. | ||
| Jesus Christ! | ||
| Come on! | ||
| In Trump with Hillary, I wanted Trump to sound good. | ||
| I really badly wanted him to sound good. | ||
| And I had to end up turning the channel. | ||
| Because I was afraid of what he was going to say. | ||
| You know what, if it's between Trump and Hillary, I'm gonna go with Trump, but I know Trump's full of shit, too. | ||
| But damn, I know Hillary's just in the fuckin' program. | ||
| They are the establishment. | ||
| Everybody wants Hillary, because they know if Hillary is president, ooh, everything goes smooth sailing from here. | ||
| Fuckin' business as motherfuckin' usual. | ||
| If we get Hillary in there, no kinks. | ||
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It's the same shit we've been doing for fuckin' 35 years. | |
| Oh, but if you got Trump, it sounds like he's gonna fuck shit up! | ||
| And then he's gonna, man, who knows? | ||
| Or! | ||
| That's just a big distraction! | ||
| That could easily be a distraction! | ||
| Trump might be in on it! | ||
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Trump could easily be in on it! | |
| Come on! | ||
| We're dealing with fucking, like some Gotham City corruption type mindset! | ||
| And Trump's bank? | ||
| He could easily be in on it! | ||
| He might be part of it! | ||
| We need Heath Ledger! | ||
| We need someone that everyone's gonna hate! | ||
| You just be yourself! | ||
| Imagine what it's gonna do for your network! | ||
| Imagine! | ||
| And they're partying together! | ||
| I don't fucking trust shit. | ||
| Is it the plot of Dark Knight? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, that's Bane. | ||
| That's what Bane's trying to do in that movie. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| We're in some fucked up shit. | ||
| You need to be best man, but you're acting like Robin right now. | ||
| You know why? | ||
| Because the people that are watching Tower 7 Collapse at freefall speed and believe the corrupt ass government. | ||
| The corrupt ass government is the one that told you office fires brought it down! | ||
| The corrupt ass government said office fires brought it down! | ||
| Hilarious! | ||
| And the skeptics say, yeah! | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Hey, Eddie. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Eddie, I see a comment that says, waiting for Eddie to explode. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
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That is the problem. | |
| Whatever is causing that, that is the problem. | ||
| Whatever is causing that, whether it's... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Whatever's causing a man, a grown-ass man, to watch a skyscraper collapse at free-fall speed, like the way controlled demolitions do, and have the corrupt-ass government tell you that it was office fires, all that shit you see on Popular Mechanics and the Discovery Channel, that's all from the government, motherfucker. | ||
| Open your goddamn eyes. | ||
| You're being honey-dicked, dude. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
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No, me? | |
| So when the guys that believe the government that that came down because of normal office fires, that's the problem. | ||
| That's the problem. | ||
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Don't you see? | |
| You thought you had an endurance cam? | ||
| If there wasn't that problem, if we could easily... | ||
| We have all the evidence in the goddamn world. | ||
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Open your eyes. | |
| Five angles of a 47-story skyscraper collapsing at free-fall speed... | ||
| The government didn't say shit for eight years. | ||
| They didn't even put it in the 9-11 commission report. | ||
| They just didn't say shit, finally, from public pressure. | ||
| They go, what the fuck happened at Tower 7? | ||
| That was the third skyscraper. | ||
| Cam, what do you think happened at Tower 7? | ||
| So they said, guess what? | ||
| It's 15 years ago. | ||
| We need to move on. | ||
| It got hot. | ||
| He doesn't even know. | ||
| Most people don't even know. | ||
| They did a great job at making... | ||
| If you don't put it on mainstream media, some people are going to find out, but they know not everyone is going to find out. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| All the people you take, all of them, they ain't going to find there yet. | ||
| There's going to be more people that don't fucking know. | ||
| You know, most people do not know... | ||
| Three towers collapsed at three-fourth speed! | ||
| Eddie, we talk about this too much, man. | ||
| We talk about this too much. | ||
| Well, he's trying to start a revolution! | ||
| We talk about this, like, so many times, man. | ||
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Don't limit us! | |
| I'm talking about hypnosis that's going on! | ||
| I'm talking about hypnosis! | ||
| Not anymore. | ||
| Hypnosis! | ||
| That's what I'm talking about. | ||
| And we went down Conspiracy Alley, and it just fucking... | ||
| I'm just using Tower 7 as an example of hypnosis. | ||
| You fucked up my high, bro. | ||
| You put me in a bad spot. | ||
| Okay, let's take it out of here. | ||
| You know what, we can go right back to... We can go back to... No, man, we're just talking, dude. | ||
| I mean, we're just having fun. | ||
| Frank Shamrock and Alan Goes, super pancreas. | ||
| You get super passionate. | ||
| That's a great fight! | ||
| You might want to look up that pancreas. | ||
| Alan Goes, Frank Shamrock. | ||
| Don't ever forget about that fight. | ||
| I'd rather look at Frank Shamrock. | ||
| You could grab a rope and they gotta reset. | ||
| So Alan Goulds was all over Frank Shamrock. | ||
| Had him all sorts of shit. | ||
| Frank Shamrock grabbed the rope. | ||
| He kept separating him. | ||
| And then finally at the end, Frank Shamrock grabs a toehold on Alan Goulds and fucking breaks his fucking foot. | ||
| You gotta watch that fight. | ||
| Cam, I got a question for you. | ||
| What's the most dangerous thing you've hunted? | ||
| Because I don't know shit about hunting. | ||
| I remember you telling me about a guy who hunts... Water buffalo. | ||
| He would shoot him, right? | ||
| And then if he got close, he would have to shoot him again because they charge? | ||
| Oh yeah, that was a show that I watched. | ||
| It was really kind of disturbing. | ||
| The guy shot an elephant. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Yeah, and the elephant started running at him, and then the guy with the rifle shot the elephant in the head. | ||
| And I was like, what is going on here? | ||
| That was gnarly. | ||
| On some of those in Africa, on that dangerous game, you can't shoot when they're way out there because your aim isn't going to be that accurate. | ||
| So you have to wait until they're right there until you know you're going to be able to get them. | ||
| What kind of dangerous game are we talking here? | ||
| Elephant, hippo, buffalo. | ||
| That kind of hunting is very crazy. | ||
| That's one of those things where you go, we have these arbitrary rules as to what you can kill and what you can't kill, and it's very strange, but we all agree to them. | ||
| Like, we all agree it's okay to swat mosquitoes. | ||
| Nobody gets mad at you when you swat a mosquito. | ||
| Nobody gets mad at you when you swat a fly. | ||
| You kill a fly, But you kill a fly and nobody gives a shit. | ||
| You step on a roach. | ||
| Nobody gives a fuck about a roach. | ||
| But then you start moving up. | ||
| Can you stomp a mouse? | ||
| Definitely not. | ||
| Definitely not. | ||
| If you stomp a mouse, you're a piece of shit. | ||
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Syndrome. | |
| But if you put a mouse in a mouse trap, hey, you're not doing the dirty work. | ||
| You're farming it out to some fucking mercenary spring setup. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Okay, what about rats? | ||
| You can't stomp a rat either. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Physically you can't. | ||
| What about a beaver? | ||
| No, you can't kick a beaver to death. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I can't kick a beaver to death? | ||
| Alright, okay. | ||
| What level, when do we decide this? | ||
| What weird distinction do we make about what life we can consume? | ||
| Society's kind of decided it. | ||
| Strange, right? | ||
| Is it from Disney movies? | ||
| Because we make them so friendly? | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like Ratatouille, Bambi, you have all these animals. | ||
| Bears are always friendly in movies. | ||
| Always. | ||
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- You wanna hear Crazy Conspiracy Theory? - Or The Reverend. | |
| - Oh my god. | ||
| - Another one? - Another one, Eddie. | ||
| - What if we were supposed to eat insects, but we were brainwashed into thinking they were gross? | ||
| Because if we ate insects, we wouldn't be on the tit. | ||
| Well, I don't think it's a conspiracy theory, but it's definitely something that people are realizing, especially with crickets and grasshoppers. | ||
| Grasshoppers and the roach milk. | ||
| Really, really healthy for you. | ||
| Most people are brought up scared to death of them. | ||
| I'm scared to death of all that shit. | ||
| But that's because of bugs. | ||
| What if we're supposed to eat all bugs? | ||
| I know a dude who has Lyme disease. | ||
| I was talking to this dude, that kid that we were hanging out with. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he was talking about Lyme disease, and he was saying that he got bit by a tick, and I know four people that have gotten Lyme disease from ticks, and you get bit by these fucking ticks, and it fucks with your immune system. | ||
| I thought that was the only way to get it. | ||
| I'm pretty sure that is the only way to get it. | ||
| We were talking about eating bugs. | ||
| How did we get there? | ||
| Because people are scared of bugs. | ||
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Show me the transition. | |
| Because bugs transmit horrible diseases that ruin your life. | ||
| Ticks in particular transmit horrible diseases. | ||
| If you thought the Black Plague was from rats, it wasn't really from rats. | ||
| It was from what the rats were carrying them. | ||
| They were carrying some sort of mites or bacteria or some bugs or some shit. | ||
| What was the Black Plague? | ||
| I'm pretty sure of this, that it came off of things that lived on the rats. | ||
| It wasn't necessarily the rats themselves. | ||
| And also, insects kill more humans than any other animal in the world. | ||
| Did you know black widows are like Viagra? | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| The black plague caused by bacterium. | ||
| Pesticides that circulates among the wild rodents. | ||
| So it was a bacteria. | ||
| It was some sort of a disease that lived on the rodents. | ||
| It was a bug. | ||
| It's a fucking bug. | ||
| There's a million bugs that can poison you. | ||
| Think about it. | ||
| Have you ever tried to just grab a grasshopper? | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| It tries to jump and you want to let it go. | ||
| It's kind of scary. | ||
| Generation after generation. | ||
| What if we were like fucking really good at insects and shit? | ||
| Well, we used to be, man. | ||
| Have you ever talked to anybody who is like a bug catcher or a moth catcher or someone who collects butterflies? | ||
| They say that there's a thrill that people get when you catch a rare bug, and you catch it in your net, that goes DNA deep. | ||
| Because at one point in time, humans, or our ancestors, used to be insectivores. | ||
| So the people that are like bug catchers, they want to glue them on boards and shit, and study all the different... Yeah, they're about to pin through them. | ||
| It's a life form that you're allowed to capture because they only live like a week anyway. | ||
| And so you're allowed to have these, you're a trophy hunter for butterflies. | ||
| You're allowed to be a, but you're like, you're a person who's an, you know, you're a, you're studying, you're studying these animals. | ||
| But you're still killing them. | ||
| But they're going to die anyway. | ||
| Some of them just die. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But cavemen didn't have drawings on the cave wall of spearing a grasshopper. | ||
| No. | ||
| It was woolly mammoth. | ||
| That's good meeting lines right there. | ||
| You could start off a conversation with that shit. | ||
| Just because I don't know anything about hunting, but when you go to Africa to hunt that dangerous game, what's the point? | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like, what would be the point of flying to Africa to hunt that stuff? | ||
| Hey, don't question that shit, okay? | ||
| No, it's a... I mean, for me, it's a challenge. | ||
| It's new countries, new culture, it's experiencing new things. | ||
| But like, you don't eat the hippo meat, right? | ||
| Or do you? | ||
| No. | ||
| Well, the hippo meat, there's tons of hippos over there. | ||
| You've killed a hippo? | ||
| No, I haven't. | ||
| Damn! | ||
| No, I haven't. | ||
| Do hippos scare? | ||
| If you killed a hippo, would you put the meat in a freezer and ship it back? | ||
| Apparently, they say hippo tastes good. | ||
| You can eat hippo. | ||
| Rhinos supposedly taste good, too. | ||
| Here's how it works over there. | ||
| Don't fucking taste the rhino! | ||
| Here's how it works. | ||
| Only a few people on the planet. | ||
| I can tell you a dude, a dude named Corey Knowlton, he was on the podcast. | ||
| Is he white? | ||
| He's a famous guy who went over to Africa and paid something like $250,000. | ||
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$350,000. | |
| To eat hippos? | ||
| Yeah, to kill a rhino. | ||
| He shot this black rhino that was, it was a male rhino that was too old to breed and it was killing other rhinos. | ||
| Is this hippo a threat to this boat? | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
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So over there, hippo's crazy powerful. | |
| In Tanzania. | ||
| You can't get bit by a hippo. | ||
| We got two conversations going on. | ||
| When you see a hippo, step on it. | ||
| Definitely. | ||
| So in Tanzania, here's how dire it is over there. | ||
| All they want is protein. | ||
| So whatever you kill... Who's they? | ||
| The Africans? | ||
| Yeah, the people that live in Tanzania. | ||
| I don't know if that's Australian or African. | ||
| No, Tanzania is Africa. | ||
| Here's an example. | ||
| We were over there hunting, and there was Tanzanians there. | ||
| What were you hunting? | ||
| I was hunting kudu, lion, buffalo. | ||
| Monkeys? | ||
| Did you see any lions? | ||
| Baboons, for real? | ||
| Yeah, I never got shot at a lion. | ||
| Have you ever killed a baboon? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| See the lion thing, Cam, is where people get pissed off, right? | ||
| How did you kill him? | ||
| You just shot him like he was hanging out? | ||
| And you just, fuck! | ||
| Where did it land? | ||
| You killed a baboon? | ||
| Baboons tear stuff up. | ||
| Baboons actually will go into... So they live in grass huts over there. | ||
| They've been known to go in there and like bite on babies' heads. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| I would kill those motherfuckers. | ||
| Their fangs are this long. | ||
| A baboon is nasty. | ||
| So do you shoot it on spot? | ||
| I'm with you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh wow. | ||
| I'll fuck a baboon up. | ||
| That's so crazy. | ||
| So anyway, the baboon is like a monkey fucked a dog. | ||
| There's poachers over there. | ||
| They're a big problem. | ||
| That will risk. | ||
| With babies, right? | ||
| You have a baby. | ||
| They might get eaten by a baboon before they drown. | ||
| The poachers over there is like, when you would see a poacher with a gun, it was almost like whoever could shoot first. | ||
| They wanted to shoot at you. | ||
| We had a... Wait, who wanted to shoot you? | ||
| Poachers. | ||
| Poachers. | ||
| They wanted to shoot you? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Why? | ||
| They don't know who you are. | ||
| They don't know your credentials. | ||
| Because they were getting caught poaching. | ||
| Right? | ||
| And so it's almost like the Wild West. | ||
| Goddamn! | ||
| Yeah, and all they're trying to get is meat. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| They say, okay, meat, meat, good! | ||
| They want protein. | ||
| So they would go, they'd go into the land they're not supposed to be on. | ||
| How do they know you're cool? | ||
| What is that process? | ||
| They don't. | ||
| They don't. | ||
| You go like this, right? | ||
| You go like this? | ||
| No. | ||
| You don't do this? | ||
| No, because... They point the gun at you, and you don't do this? | ||
| They're not supposed to be there. | ||
| So what happens then? | ||
| What's the situation? | ||
| Do you point a gun at them and they go like this? | ||
| Let him answer, Don. | ||
| The first experience that we had is I saw this guy. | ||
| He was crossed, I don't know, 150 yards away. | ||
| And the guy I was with is who I was hunting with. | ||
| His name was Ryan. | ||
| And I said, I see a man. | ||
| And he goes, where? | ||
| I said, there's a man right there. | ||
| You know, he was a black guy. | ||
| He had all brown stuff on. | ||
| That's racist. | ||
| And I said, I go, he's got a gun. | ||
| And he goes, get behind this tree. | ||
| And I said, are we going to get shot? | ||
| He goes, just stay behind the tree. | ||
| And so the guy circled around and came. | ||
| He was 150 yards away then and he came to 50 yards and he's standing there staring with his gun. | ||
| And he said he's a poacher. | ||
| The guy always said he's a poacher. | ||
| This guy never talked. | ||
| Finally, he melted back into the trees, and I was standing there, and I said, I see two more guys up in the rocks. | ||
| And they were hiding in the rocks, and they took off running. | ||
| So I went up to their camp, and they had all this, you know, the witch doctor told them, if you put powder on your wrist, So that guy probably thought he was invisible because the witch doctor of the village told him. | ||
| You went to their camp? | ||
| You didn't go back to your goddamn car and take the fuck off? | ||
| No. | ||
| You went to the camp? | ||
| Yeah, to the camp, and I got all their stuff. | ||
| And the reason why he didn't shoot at 150 yards is because they don't have any ammo. | ||
| So they have a rifle, but they have to make it into a firearm, essentially. | ||
| So they have to stuff ball bearings down there. | ||
| That's so old school. | ||
| Yeah, firing pin. | ||
| You're in the Civil War, and you're fucking... Right, gunpowder. | ||
| So they have to be, say, 40 yards away. | ||
| And he got that close and saw the guy, Ryan, who I was with, had a high-powered rifle with a scope, and he's like, well, I'm outgunned here. | ||
| It's what he's thinking I'm assuming and he took off then the guys he's with took off and all they had they had Burlap sacks with wire harnesses to put over there like a back straps Burlap sack yeah the burlap sack races Yeah, exactly. | ||
| And so they would kill an animal, they'd poach it, they'd cut the meat off, they'd hang it on branches or rope and dry it out, and then they'd take that meat, which they just call protein, and put it in the burlap sack, take it, hike all the way back to the village and sell it. | ||
| And what do they leave? | ||
| The head and everything? | ||
| Yeah, just bones, you know, which you can't eat. | ||
| So anyway, that's, when you talk about killing animals, they will gladly take the animals you kill. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| And as far as for hunting goes, you say, well, why would you want to go? | ||
| I mentioned why I'd go, but it also is the only economy they have over there. | ||
| You know, in Tanzania. | ||
| Monkey meat? | ||
| What? | ||
| Monkey meat? | ||
| They would need that. | ||
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No, some of them do though. | |
| You said something is the only economy they have out there. | ||
| Hunting. | ||
| Hunting. | ||
| People would call it trophy money, but it's just, it's just hunters from abroad going there and, and putting money in the economy. | ||
| And that's the ultimate challenge. | ||
| Is that why you go with it? | ||
| Cause the ultimate challenge? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, you know, to kill a Cape Buffalo with a bow and arrow. | ||
| Bad stuff. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Tough. | ||
| They call them black death. | ||
| Why? | ||
| They kill people. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're nasty. | ||
| So you, are you, you, you know, hunters that have died? | ||
| Um, I don't know personally any, I mean, I have friends that have died, not over there, but hunting. | ||
| They've died hunting? | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| How? | ||
| I fell off a cliff. | ||
| That was my buddy right here, Roy. | ||
| He was sheep hunting. | ||
| Sheep hunting? | ||
| Yeah, he was hunting doll sheep up in Alaska. | ||
| When I talk about the challenge, that's why we do it. | ||
| We get up in the cliffs where those sheep live and he's with the bow and arrow. | ||
| One false step up there and that could be your last. | ||
| That's what happened to him a year ago, October 4th. | ||
| Damn, that sucks, man. | ||
| So, but that's, you know, when we talk about, you know, you want to hunt black death, you want to hunt sheep in the mountains, there's an inherent risk in doing that. | ||
| And we understand that. | ||
| And that's part of the journey. | ||
| Yeah, that makes sense. | ||
| It's a weird thing to be a person aware of all the things that you need to consume to stay alive. | ||
| I'm gonna stick with you guys when shit goes down. | ||
| Can I have your number? | ||
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I got Tony Ferguson, I got Joe Rogan, now I got you. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm not fucking around. | ||
| I'm thinking about my family. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| I hear you, dude. | ||
| I hear you, dude. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| All I want is a job at your secret service. | ||
| You run shit? | ||
| I hear you, brother. | ||
| I told you, you're my Dana White. | ||
| You need me? | ||
| You need me to choke anybody out? | ||
| All right. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| Or just build my house, make my food, go hunt for me, and anybody? | ||
| I'll be your secret service. | ||
| You too. | ||
| And you get to help plan. | ||
| I'll fucking move like this shit. | ||
| Eddie is so paranoid, if I had him as head of security, no motherfucker would get in, ever. | ||
| I wouldn't trust anybody. | ||
| I wouldn't trust anybody. | ||
| He would double... | ||
| Cross his own teeth. | ||
| He's a criminal? | ||
| Let's really check into everything he says. | ||
| Trump government. | ||
| Everybody agrees that they're criminals. | ||
| Let's check into everything they say. | ||
| That's what Trump wants to do. | ||
| Let's look into what the fuck they're really saying. | ||
| What's wrong with that? | ||
| Oh no, let's just believe what they're saying. | ||
| I got one more question for Cam and then you guys can talk conspiracies. | ||
| No, no, no more conspiracies. | ||
| Just because I've never been a hunter, I've never been around hunting. | ||
| You grew up hunting? | ||
| Like as a kid? | ||
| Um, no. | ||
| You know, my dad didn't hunt. | ||
| He was an athlete. | ||
| Fucking pussy. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So he didn't hunt. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Just wasn't part of it. | ||
| So my mom and dad got divorced. | ||
| My stepdad got me started in hunting when I was 15 years old. | ||
| So that's when I started. | ||
| So yeah, so it's not like you grew up being around it. | ||
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No. | |
| Damn, that's nuts. | ||
| No. | ||
| So then my buddy Roy, who died, he introduced me to bowhunting when I was 18. | ||
| And then that's all I've done since then. | ||
| Do you feel the rush is that no matter what the fuck goes down, you're going to be able to eat? | ||
| Oh yeah, no, no. | ||
| You feel that rush, right? | ||
| You feel that? | ||
| Hunting has given me confidence in all aspects of life because I've overcome so much out, you know, in the mountains. | ||
| You know that you guys can go out, shit went down, you went out to some stream in Colorado, you're going to find some truth, right? | ||
| Yeah, most likely. | ||
| Okay, I trust you, so I'm going to be right by your side. | ||
| But here's the thing, here's the reality of a day like today. | ||
| It's 86 degrees. | ||
| If there's nothing going on, if we don't have any refrigeration, we're kind of fucked. | ||
| Because food's not going to last. | ||
| So you're going to have to get it on a regular basis. | ||
| You're going to have to dry shit out. | ||
| You're going to have to have vegetables. | ||
| Just like the Africans in Tanzania. | ||
| They dry that meat out. | ||
| Or just like the settlers did when they first came here at the turn of the century. | ||
| I trust you guys. | ||
| Well, they decimated the animal populations across the country. | ||
| I'm reading that Dan Flores book about coyotes in America. | ||
| You're reading a book about coyotes? | ||
| Dude, it's fucking incredible. | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| When you find out what they did to... The coyotes? | ||
| Well, what they did to all the animals across the United States. | ||
| After the war, a bunch of people... Which war was it? | ||
| The Spanish-American War? | ||
| Which war was it? | ||
| It should have been, yeah. | ||
| Spanish-American War. | ||
| Post that, these soldiers came back and they needed a way to make a living, and one of the things they did was what they called market hunting. | ||
| They'd go across the country just shooting shit for stores. | ||
| And they had to shoot shit all the time. | ||
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For what? | |
| For stores! | ||
| For meat! | ||
| To sell. | ||
| To sell. | ||
| For meat! | ||
| Like, people had domesticated some animals, but there was also a lot of money in just shooting animals and getting the meat out of them. | ||
| Where'd you get this information? | ||
| From the library? | ||
| Dude, this is all from Dan Flores' book. | ||
| He's a professor. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Dan Flores is a professor, and he used to be Steve Rinella's professor, and he was in some sort of a natural history class, I believe it was. | ||
| Anyway, he's like a wildlife historian, so he understands the history of wildlife in this country, and he's like a Yeah. | ||
| to the latest information as far as like what animals evolved here and where they spread out where they came back. | ||
| It's fascinating shit. | ||
| So he was on Rinello's podcast and he was talking about how they just went across the country just wiping out antelope, just wiping them out, just wiping out buffalo, wiping them out. | ||
| And they just take that meat and sell it to market and they just killed everything. | ||
| Well, was it a part of it is because it had to be fresh all the time basically because You know, it's no different than a mountain lion killing every three days. | ||
| They like to eat fresh meat. | ||
| In their defense, they didn't know they were going to kill all the goddamn animals. | ||
| They probably thought it was going to last forever. | ||
| They probably didn't have a good, accurate account of them, that's for sure. | ||
| They just got a family, they're trying to make some fucking money. | ||
| Nowadays, there's a conservation mindset. | ||
| So we have the ability to look at numbers, we look at carrying capacity for the land. | ||
| What's your dream kill? | ||
| It's like a dream date. | ||
| It's a dream kill. | ||
| Come on, you know you got one. | ||
| There's got to be something that you want to kill before you die. | ||
| Well, no, I mean... A human? | ||
| No, I'm kidding. | ||
| I like elk hunting. | ||
| If I only could hunt elk or one animal the rest of my life, it'd be elk, and that's what we just got done doing. | ||
| What if you started harpooning fish and shit? | ||
| None of that stuff. | ||
| No, not into that. | ||
| I'm into bow hunting. | ||
| Sailfish? | ||
| He's a specialist. | ||
| Okay, so the ultimate's an elk. | ||
| What about you? | ||
| It's the same. | ||
| No, elk's the best. | ||
| No, no, no, because you want to be able to eat it. | ||
| You wanna be able to eat it. | ||
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Oh yeah. | |
| And you put it in the cabin? | ||
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Everything. | |
| In front of the fire. | ||
| Either it's on the fucking wall or on the floor. | ||
| It's everywhere. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| The first one you gotta fucking use everything. | ||
| The second one you're like, I already got a goddamn rug. | ||
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The second one, you just save the head. | |
| Boom! | ||
| Keep it all. | ||
| Keep it all off everyone. | ||
| You're so right! | ||
| Oh wait a minute, you sell. | ||
| You can always sell. | ||
| No, you can't actually. | ||
| But you're so right. | ||
| That's how people do it. | ||
| Can you imagine you kill a bear? | ||
| Put it on your Instagram. | ||
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Boom! | |
| That's 6,000. | ||
| I can't imagine that. | ||
| I've done that many times. | ||
| Oh you have? | ||
| People get real mad. | ||
| That's where the dead body fuck party came from. | ||
| I thought it was my idea. | ||
| You get a ton of hate on Instagram when you post haunting shit, right? | ||
| Jamie, show Eddie that bear paw. | ||
| On my Instagram. | ||
| What's the biggest bear you killed? | ||
| Polar bear? | ||
| No, it's a brown bear. | ||
| It's 9'6". | ||
| I don't think you can kill polar bears. | ||
| Yeah, you can. | ||
| You can put your mind into it, and you say, fuck it. | ||
| I'm going to fucking evolve. | ||
| We're going to do the snow. | ||
| We're going to fucking break new ground. | ||
| We're going to break new ground. | ||
| That's fake. | ||
| It's photoshopped. | ||
| Dude, that's not real. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| No way is that real! | ||
| Look at that fucking paw. | ||
| Where'd you catch him slipping at? | ||
| No way. | ||
| That was up in Alaska. | ||
| Which app did you use? | ||
| Which app did you use? | ||
| Fuck, man. | ||
| One boner, it killed him? | ||
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One shot. | |
| No way that's real. | ||
| Where'd you hit him at? | ||
| Right in the lungs. | ||
| Damn! | ||
| One shot! | ||
| It's an optical illusion, you know, you hold it so close to the camera it appears big, but your head, because your head, because that looks, that looks like it's nine feet tall. | ||
| Well, it's an enormous bear. | ||
| Listen, that bear was nine foot six inches. | ||
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What?! | |
| Shit. | ||
| I was right, see? | ||
| I told you. | ||
| And was the meat good? | ||
| Was the bear meat? | ||
| The meat's not very good on those. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| You can get really sick if you don't well cook bear meat, right? | ||
| You get really sick. | ||
| But it's also, they have a different taste. | ||
| It's called trichinosis. | ||
| How many times did you have to hit it? | ||
| Just one arrow. | ||
| In the head? | ||
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No. | |
| Where? | ||
| No, right in the heart. | ||
| The lungs. | ||
| The lungs. | ||
| You take out the lungs. | ||
| God damn, that was crazy. | ||
| And then how long? | ||
| Two minutes? | ||
| Three minutes? | ||
| No, um, let's see, that one was dead in about 30 seconds. | ||
| What? | ||
| You didn't have to go up, go kneel on the belly on them and throw some old Vitor style kneel on the belly punches? | ||
| It's hard for people to imagine that you need to control the population of certain animals. | ||
| It's hard for people. | ||
| That's a weird one for people. | ||
| It's like you're not going to eat it, but you need to kill it? | ||
| Why do you guys need to kill it? | ||
| I mentioned that today. | ||
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It's a confusing conversation with these people. | |
| I love bears. | ||
| They're beautiful and all that shit. | ||
| But hey, you know what? | ||
| I don't mind it. | ||
| Hey, why do you love bears? | ||
| I love bears because of Yogi the bear in the cartoons. | ||
| I got brainwashed. | ||
| I got brainwashed as a kid. | ||
| But I don't want to be attacked by no goddamn bear. | ||
| So if that fear was eliminated 1000%, maybe more fucking Mexicans would go in the woods. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| Strong Mexican wood presence is not there. | ||
| That's why we stay in the cities. | ||
| Well, bears are fucking legitimately scary. | ||
| I'm sure you saw that video that was going around just a couple of days ago of a guy who's a, he's a knife maker, right? | ||
| Montana. | ||
| He was up in the woods and he got attacked by a mama bear and he got attacked twice. | ||
| He got away, he sprayed her with a bear spray, she still got a hold of him, he got away, and then he got away a second time. | ||
| Is that the best way to get away from a beer? | ||
| Is that beer spray legit? | ||
| Because I was making fun of the guy. | ||
| And Callen's like, no, the beer spray's kind of legit. | ||
| It's kind of legit. | ||
| It's kind of legit, but it doesn't work always. | ||
| It didn't work in this case. | ||
| Is that you? | ||
| That's this guy. | ||
| That's you. | ||
| No, this is like last week, Eddie. | ||
| This guy, see his right ear? | ||
| His scalp is like shredded down to the bone right there. | ||
| It's like he's got a giant flap of ear. | ||
| Is he a bear researcher? | ||
| No, he's a hunter. | ||
| He was scouting for elk. | ||
| The bear bit his arm. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| How often does that happen? | ||
| Once a year? | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| Once a year someone gets attacked by a bear. | ||
| Yeah, I would say. | ||
| That's a good number. | ||
| Did you hear about that Boy Scout leader? | ||
| Where, you know, in Boy Scouts they tell you if you run into a bear, that yellow stone, he goes, if there's a bear, everyone lays down. | ||
| And they stumble upon a, you know, a fucking black bear, and he lays down, and all the other troops are watching, and the bear's like, look at this fucking idiot, and just ate him in front of the troops. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Was that on YouTube? | ||
| It's on all over the internet. | ||
| Prove it to me! | ||
| There's a real difference between the behavior of black bears and brown bears. | ||
| And what's really weird is that more black bears attack people as predators. | ||
| That's racist! | ||
| Versus more brown bears attack people out of shock. | ||
| Like a brown bear, like what happened with this guy is what happens all the time. | ||
| You fuck up and you get near a mama with her cubs and she just rips you apart. | ||
| That's what happens to most of these guys. | ||
| But hold on a second, when they play dead, there's a different reaction than when a black bear gets you. | ||
| If a black bear gets you and you play dead, he might think you're dead and just start eating you. | ||
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Ass first. | |
| Ass first, right Kim? | ||
| Well, the first was coyotes, I think. | ||
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What you want to do is... White bears are the worst. | |
| The polar bears, they're the worst. | ||
| That's racist. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Think about polar bears. | ||
| They are the worst. | ||
| They're the worst. | ||
| But they're not here. | ||
| The thing is, they're clear. | ||
| There's like five of them. | ||
| Polar bears is their hair is clear apparently. | ||
| Their skin is black. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| How can you say their hair is clear? | ||
| I'm going back on what I just said. | ||
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Clear? | |
| How can you say their hair is clear when it's actually white? | ||
| It's white. | ||
| But it's clear. | ||
| They say it's clear. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| You're Norwegian. | ||
| You're not Norwegian, you're white. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| I think they describe their hair as being clear. | ||
| That's exactly what they say, I thought. | ||
| Explain what? | ||
| It's actually transparent. | ||
| See? | ||
| It holds no color. | ||
| It appears to be white because it reflects visual light. | ||
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I've seen polar bear hide that was white. | |
| Really? | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| That's why I'm confused. | ||
| But also polar bears at the zoo, it's not going off white snow. | ||
| It's going off light. | ||
| Yeah, they're still white. | ||
| The fur is actually transparent and holds no color. | ||
| It only appears white because it reflects visible light. | ||
| Then it would look like a jellyfish. | ||
| Then it would look like the ocean! | ||
| Come on! | ||
| Okay, is that a technicality though? | ||
| No, that's just a test on how stupid people are. | ||
| Doesn't all color reflect visible light in some way, right? | ||
| But the pigment, no. | ||
| Jamie, that's right, you're a photographer. | ||
| My cat's white, it's white. | ||
| That's it, it's white. | ||
| My brain's working weird on a rep, I'm pretty sure. | ||
| I think like black reflects or absorbs all light. | ||
| It's one of those two. | ||
| Right, black absorbs. | ||
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When it's in the ocean, it wouldn't look white then. | |
| Once it jumps in the water, why is it still white? | ||
| Do lights change color based on how much, or rather colors, rather change their hues based on how much light is there? | ||
| A color is a frequency on the spectrum of light. | ||
| So you're seeing that frequency. | ||
| It's all there. | ||
| It's like technically our eyes are only seeing a certain gauge or level of that frequency. | ||
| Like hearing is the same thing. | ||
| It's also on a frequency. | ||
| All audio is a frequency. | ||
| You can only hear 20 hertz to 20,000 hertz. | ||
| Light is very similar. | ||
| It's not the same kind of hertz, the same kind of waves, but in a very similar way. | ||
| Like once you get to infrared, it's a way higher frequency than what we can actually see, and that's sort of what it's getting into saying here. | ||
| It's reflecting light that only we can see. | ||
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It's a very fucked up version of it, or explanation, sorry. | |
| That's fucking legit, James. | ||
| I'm proud of you. | ||
| I think your new nickname is Jamie Ph.D. | ||
| That's it right there. | ||
| It's Young Jamie. | ||
| Young Jamie's smart as fuck. | ||
| Jamie just threw down some Ph.D. | ||
| type shit. | ||
| He certainly did. | ||
| So all this stuff about their white skin, I'm not sure I understand it. | ||
| They're actually Mexican. | ||
| They have black skin, right? | ||
| Underneath all that. | ||
| I think they're really dark. | ||
| They have black noses. | ||
| Yeah, I think they're actually, like, they have a dark body underneath all that stuff. | ||
| They're like M&M. | ||
| It's a weird animal, man. | ||
| They're just up there jacking shit. | ||
| They don't have a single piece of vegetable. | ||
| So you can't really kill a lot of polar bears, right? | ||
| Because there's not a ton of them. | ||
| You're not polar bear hunting. | ||
| If a polar bear had to fight a grizzly bear, and I'm sure they've been on borders, where like every now and then, like, bitch, the snow's mine. | ||
| And like, bitch, the mountains are mine. | ||
| Look at this shit. | ||
| Has there ever been a polar bear versus grizzly bear match? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Polar bears are so well insulated by inches of blubber and fur that their heat signature is nearly invisible through infrared photography. | ||
| Damn, young Jamie's on the ball. | ||
| Damn, they got soundproof. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| They need to make fucking sound studios, like Kanye West is going to make a sound studio of bear blubber. | ||
| Dude, you can barely see them. | ||
| Cam, did you think this is what you'd be getting into? | ||
| It's all good. | ||
| He knew. | ||
| I told him. | ||
| He knew what's up. | ||
| Give him a heads up. | ||
| It's like a lot of things in life. | ||
| You have to experience it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Once you experience it, you know, an actual fight companion, No, I was excited. | ||
| We don't know where these things go. | ||
| I was excited to come. | ||
| They go, they go down the tracks, they take turns, they go through the woods, you gotta cover up, you're knocking over trees. | ||
| I apologize. | ||
| They get back out to the ocean. | ||
| I might watch this one. | ||
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I'm sorry. | |
| It was awesome. | ||
| It was fine, man. | ||
| Listen, these are awesome. | ||
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I apologize. | |
| It's part of what's beautiful about these things. | ||
| There's nothing to be sorry for. | ||
| Everybody's used to it. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| It's just what's fun about these things, is their chaos. | ||
| I was excited to be involved, and I learned one thing. | ||
| I can't show favoritism. | ||
| I know you can. | ||
| It's important. | ||
| You gotta be open-minded. | ||
| I didn't want Vitor or Dan. | ||
| You can do whatever you want, man. | ||
| I'm actually talking shit, and I'm talking at it through my perspective. | ||
| He can't. | ||
| He's a commentator. | ||
| He can't show. | ||
| You gotta keep the dialogue going, so if there's really nothing, the last resort is, I'm gonna talk shit on what you just fucking said, because I ain't got nothing else. | ||
| So you gotta keep it going. | ||
| That's what happens a lot, you're like, fuck, I'm sorry bro, it's for the show, we're gonna sacrifice you. | ||
| We're gonna sacrifice you. | ||
| Yeah, like, as a commentator, man, it's really hard to not have favoritism, like when one of your boys is fighting. | ||
| You talk too much! | ||
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You talk too much! | |
| Shut up! | ||
| You talk too much! | ||
| Bitch! | ||
| What the fuck are we supposed to do? | ||
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| Can you imagine dead air? | ||
| If it was normal that there was six seconds, nine seconds of dead air pockets everywhere on the show. | ||
| Can you imagine if that was normal? | ||
| On this show? | ||
| In any show, like, that was normal. | ||
| The podcast or UFC? | ||
| Anything. | ||
| Anything. | ||
| You gotta keep it going. | ||
| You gotta keep it going. | ||
| And if you're the host, your name is on it, shit. | ||
| Sometimes there's dead air on UFC. | ||
| You're gonna cut people off. | ||
| You're gonna cut people off. | ||
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There has to be. | |
| Because you gotta keep it going. | ||
| Like, bitch, we'll go back to your shit. | ||
| We got four hours. | ||
| We'll get back to your shit, but now that I got this shit, let me finish this, let me kill 20 minutes, and then we'll get back to your shit. | ||
| I think some fights it's important to give dead air. | ||
| You gotta figure out when to do it though, and I'm not always right. | ||
| I fuck it up a lot. | ||
| It's just because it's your ad-living. | ||
| Like if people complain about like Commentary on one way or another way. | ||
| I'm just trying to do my best. | ||
| And sometimes it's a slippery thing, like when people are fighting and crazy shit's going on. | ||
| You're passionate and also you might not recognize everything that's happening. | ||
| Things happen. | ||
| You're looking for patterns and striking, but you're also looking for someone slowing down. | ||
| There's a lot of shit you're looking for. | ||
| It's a weird gig. | ||
| The crazy thing is that we talked about this years, years ago when you first started commentating for the UFC. | ||
| As a fantasy, wouldn't it be cool if somehow the owner of the UFC wanted you to be yourself? | ||
| And wanted you to say whatever the fuck you wanted to say, just like this. | ||
| It was a fantasy! | ||
| And now it's happening. | ||
| You can say whatever you want. | ||
| We don't even have to talk about it. | ||
| We're talking about this show, yeah. | ||
| It's a beautiful thing. | ||
| What's happening right now? | ||
| Shit. | ||
| No rules. | ||
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It's true freestyle. | |
| We can't even bring in DiGiorno's or Domino's. | ||
| This is free fucking style. | ||
| You know? | ||
| And here's another thing. | ||
| Friends who don't always agree on shit but still love each other have a great time hanging out and talking shit. | ||
| I hate this motherfucker because he's trying to steal. | ||
| We hate each other. | ||
| We hate each other. | ||
| You know what, I know you don't want to admit it, but you're trying to steal him away from me. | ||
| I'm not going to let that happen, brother. | ||
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I'm going to love you, but that's not happening. | |
| You know what I mean? | ||
| My point is that there's an illusion. | ||
| There's an illusion that a lot of people suffer under. | ||
| And that illusion is that someone has to think exactly like you for you to be their friend. | ||
| And I think that shit is so stupid. | ||
| Because there's a lot of people that have some crazy ideas and I love them to death. | ||
| I give them a hug every time I see them. | ||
| And I only talk to them about certain shit. | ||
| Who wants to hang out with somebody exactly like them? | ||
| Yeah, a lot of people do, man. | ||
| A lot of people are scared of being themselves. | ||
| And so, because of that, they want to find some comfortable frequency. | ||
| It's like an accent that everyone in the neighborhood has. | ||
| It's a way of thinking and behaving that reinforces the idea that you're on the same team as everybody else. | ||
| It's a natural instinct that we have. | ||
| It's a tribal instinct. | ||
| I give Eddie shit, but there's a couple of things he's sent me links to, and we've had long talks with legit stuff, especially when it comes to my kids. | ||
| There's a fucking spectrum. | ||
| There's a spectrum. | ||
| People think, I know it's a beautiful thing that people think all this drama that's going on, but me and Brendan, we're not like Titan going out and having fucking lunch all the time, but let me tell you, I rarely go out to lunch with any friends or anything. | ||
| I don't hang out with anybody. | ||
| I have no time between all my schools. | ||
| It's just all my free time is my wife and my son. | ||
| Everything else is business. | ||
| My wife and my son, business. | ||
| I don't hang out with anybody. | ||
| So, I mean, Brendan, I fuckin' love Blanton. | ||
| I don't know how many times I said, to you personally, off camera, I said, that motherfucker, you too, when you guys go off on MMA, I've told him at least three times. | ||
| You guys have amazing chemistry because you guys remember fights. | ||
| I don't remember shit. | ||
| So when you started talking about this guy knocked out this guy three years ago, I just shut the fuck up because my brain don't work like that no more. | ||
| I watch too many conspiracy theories. | ||
| You guys are watching fights? | ||
| I'm watching the oil deception over and over again. | ||
| I'm going to be honest though. | ||
| I'm going to be honest, man. | ||
| When I talk to Shaab, when I talk to you, it elevates my thinking about past fights because I know you know so much about past fights. | ||
| So I know I'm talking to a dude who's on the same level as far as your history of pride fights. | ||
| Not really. | ||
| We're pretty close. | ||
| You guys are like fucking battling with swords and shit. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| Pretty close. | ||
| But it's inspiring. | ||
| You know so much about it that I have to remember shit. | ||
| What's your system? | ||
| How do you stay so sharp? | ||
| Because I know you stay sharp. | ||
| You've got work ethic when it comes to being on top of the UFC and what's going on. | ||
| And I know you've got work ethic. | ||
| I know you said before you go to bed you have to watch some fights, right? | ||
| Yeah, I like to watch fights before I go to bed. | ||
| But it's just because you guys like it, right? | ||
| Yeah, I just like it so I stay up on it and I go on. | ||
| When do you watch the fights? | ||
| When do you memorize the shit? | ||
| You know what I've been doing a lot, man? | ||
| I've been watching a lot of Muay Thai, man. | ||
| A lot of Muay Thai. | ||
| You know what I've been doing a lot, man? | ||
| I've been watching a lot of Muay Thai, man. | ||
| A lot of Muay Thai. - Dude, that's how I am with boxing. | ||
| I'm obsessed with boxing. - You know me, I barely can keep up with MMA and UFC. | ||
| So I don't have time for kickboxing and boxing, but in Big Bear, Triple G, I got a taste of that motherfucker. | ||
| I like him. | ||
| All of a sudden, I got a little foot in the door in boxing. | ||
| But I also, while I was up in Big Bear, we're fucking just chilling, making sure our seizures don't act up, like all night. | ||
| And we put on The Best of Glory. | ||
| The Best of Glory? | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Get on UFC Fight Pass and watch the, they'll go through, there's a documentary. | ||
| Man, they hit, Fucking hard, holy shit Listen man, I'm good I'm so glad you brought that up because I was actually gonna ask you guys if you want to do this Those guys are a fight companion for glory when there's glory glory Denver and it's on October 21st And it's in Denver. | ||
| Is that a Saturday? | ||
| I think it's Nikki Holtzkin is rematching Murtho Groenhaal. | ||
| Is that who it is? | ||
| You said October what? | ||
| Oh, I'll tell you again. | ||
| But I was thinking it'd be fun to do that. | ||
| The 21st of October. | ||
| Friday. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| 21st of October? | ||
| He's fighting Groenhardt, who's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| They had a really close fight the first time. | ||
| Really close. | ||
| Varga vs. Roosmalen. | ||
| Roosmalen's also been- So the 24th of October? | ||
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21st. | |
| Oh, sorry. | ||
| 21st. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| And, uh, but Nikki Holtzkin is a bad motherfucker, dude. | ||
| Yeah, Nikki Holtzkin's a monster. | ||
| I'm gonna be, 21st of October, I'm gonna be in, uh, Springfield. | ||
| Damn it. | ||
| Oregon. | ||
| Growing hearts is a bad motherfucker, too. | ||
| 10th planet, Springfield, in the house. | ||
| You know who we need to get in, if you can? | ||
| We need to get Joe Schilling in for that one. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah, that, yeah. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Because Joe was fighting for glory for a long time. | ||
| In that highlight, they showed that fight that we saw at the forum, when we were there live, where they went into overtime, and they did the extra rounds, and he fucking knocked out that dude. | ||
| Yeah, that was amazing. | ||
| Last man standing. | ||
| Hey, do you want to do some more mountain running on October 21st? | ||
| In Springfield? | ||
| He just had a disc replaced in his back, a pretty significant back operation. | ||
| I've enrolled Jiu Jitsu in over four months now. | ||
| I just had major back surgery, so I think I might take off the rest of the year, just to be sure. | ||
| Safe, smart. | ||
| Just to be sure. | ||
| Because when the doctor tells me, you know, I was on You know, you can either get fusion on your disc, which is last resort, we just gotta fuckin' screw everything together, or we could put a disc in. | ||
| There's people that are qualified for the disc, and if you don't qualify for that disc, they're like, you know what, your shit's so fucked up, you gotta fuckin' lock all that shit up with screws. | ||
| So I was on the fence. | ||
| So the doctor would sit me down and say, what does this jujitsu do? | ||
| Are people picking you up and slamming you? | ||
| I'm like, no, I'm not really getting slammed. | ||
| Hopefully not. | ||
| Are you, are you, are they picking you up? | ||
| Is there impact? | ||
| And the fact that he was asking this question, I was like, no, no, no. | ||
| It's like, dude, I fucking pull a quarter guard and just clinch on motherfuckers That ain't impacting my roles ever, dude. | ||
| Do you have any back issues, Kim? | ||
| All that running and hiking shit? | ||
| Because that's the only thing that tightens me up is when I run. | ||
| I love running, but that's what tightens my back. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're pretty big. | ||
| You know, that makes a difference on running for the pounding. | ||
| So it's tougher on your body. | ||
| But with all the hunting or anything, you haven't had any injuries or knee problems? | ||
| Nothing? | ||
| No. | ||
| Damn, man. | ||
| What's a really big guy for a 100 mile? | ||
| Is it anybody? | ||
| Who's been the biggest guy? | ||
| Nobody's ever over 180. | ||
| Really? | ||
| So I can't do it? | ||
| I can't make it? | ||
| I can't do it? | ||
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You can do it. | |
| I was going to talk about it earlier when we were talking about Stefan's truth. | ||
| I was thinking, there's only like a certain amount of blood that that guy can get to his body, right? | ||
| He's got so much body to deal with. | ||
| His cardio can't be as good as a Mighty Mouse. | ||
| It's just so big. | ||
| Not physically, yeah. | ||
| It's just so much blood has to keep pumping to fuel that big, giant-ass body. | ||
| I would love to do it. | ||
| I run 14 miles a week. | ||
| And for a bigger guy, I love to run. | ||
| His size might not have anything to do with a UFC fight, though. | ||
| Maybe if he was had to survive the apocalypse, he would see the difference. | ||
| But I don't think you'd see the difference. | ||
| Just because he's 7 foot, that he's going to have shitty cardio? | ||
| No, I'm just saying that when you're 265, I think there's a magic number, and I think a lot of guys agree with this, and it's around where Stipe Miocik is, it's around where Cain Velasquez is, it's that 240 number. | ||
| It seems like 240 is as heavy as you want to get because you can handle a guy that's 265, because that 25-pound differential, although it seems like a big difference, if the skill's better, it plays itself out. | ||
| Because the 25-pound differential, that guy, that 265-pound guy, or bigger at cutting down to it, has such a giant reservoir that he needs to fill. | ||
| And they're also slower. | ||
| They're slower, but if you're a 240 and you've got Brock Lesnar, that's not good. | ||
| That's not true, because that's what Cain Velasquez did to him. | ||
| He worked him. | ||
| Brock took him down, he got right back up, and Brock got tired, and Kane did not, and Kane started beating on him with perfect striking. | ||
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Just perfect. | |
| Pop, pop, pop. | ||
| And Brock was like, oh shit, I'm in deep fucking trouble. | ||
| And he took him down and beat him up. | ||
| It was a brutal fight, and an excellent example of how a 240 pound fighter might be a better deal. | ||
| That's why he could argue too that Kane's a better fighter. | ||
| But that's fighter, that's, I mean that could be a fighting style Man versus man, too. | ||
| Well, it's also, you have to put it up, you have to put it up that Cain Velasquez has extraordinary cardio. | ||
| For heavyweight, his cardio is one of the biggest weapons he has. | ||
| And skill. | ||
| If not the biggest. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Skill, great technique with striking and with wrestling, but almost more importantly, championship mindset. | ||
| Like 100% confidence in himself. | ||
| And cardio that's just like superhuman. | ||
| So he has a championship mindset, he has the heart like no one else, and then he has cardio. | ||
| This is how fucking hard MMA is. | ||
| Even that guy lost. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's not crazy. | ||
| Come on, man! | ||
| Even that guy can have a day where he just, like when he fought Fabrizio Verdum or JDS. | ||
| That's why some of these best guys have ten losses. | ||
| Yep, exactly. | ||
| Look, man, in my opinion, I mean, Kane is not done. | ||
| His career is not done. | ||
| But when it all goes down, you have to look at him in his prime and go, that is one of the very best examples of a heavyweight fighter we've ever seen, if not the best. | ||
| I think he's top two, if not number one, for sure. | ||
| I'm 100% with you. | ||
| See, I think he could be number one. | ||
| But it might be Fedor. | ||
| See, you could toss Verdum in there with that argument. | ||
| You could toss Verdum in there. | ||
| You could toss Verdum in there. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| On accomplishments, on paper, you have to look at Verdum. | ||
| But I think Kane, most likely, obviously just my educated opinion, I think he's the best matchup to beat Stipe. | ||
| With skill sets. | ||
| If he does get through Verdum, and then he gets Stipe, it's a tough matchup for Stipe if you look at it on paper. | ||
| If they fight the way he fought... I mean, here's the thing. | ||
| Kane's been through some wars with Junior. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Stipe's been through wars. | ||
| He has. | ||
| And Stipe went through a war with Junior. | ||
| But the difference between Stipe's war with Junior, and I know MMA math doesn't really work this way. | ||
| You can't look at one guy and go, just because one guy beat one guy, he's going to beat the other guy. | ||
| It doesn't work like that. | ||
| But if they fight in the same way that Stipe fought Junior Dos Santos, you've got to think that Kane can keep a pace that's ahead of where JDS was. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| And Stipe and him. | ||
| It was a very close fight between him and JDS. | ||
| Super close. | ||
| Him hitting that high level upper echelon of the heavyweight division for the first time as well, other than the Strew fight. | ||
| So I think, I don't know man, I think that Kane is a nightmare for anybody if he's healthy. | ||
| I just think if Kane comes back and becomes champion and beats Stipe, he's the best heavyweight of all time. | ||
| And there's a good probability he's going to do that. | ||
| He has to get through for doing Stipe, but it's a nightmare. | ||
| That's boxing, sir. | ||
| But what if he did MMA? | ||
| Oh boy, he would get taken down and smushed. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| He'd get fucked up. | ||
| He'd get taken down and smushed. | ||
| Dudes who don't know how to wrestle, you can't start at 35 and compete at that level. | ||
| If you don't actually know something, if a guy knows something... The top heavyweight boxers, Klitschko, Andrew Joshua... No, no, Klitschko's not the top. | ||
| All those guys would get destroyed in the UFC. | ||
| Not if they started in MMA, though. | ||
| They would get fucked up by a lot of high-level kickboxers. | ||
| Right now, they decided to do it. | ||
| Do they get fucked up by Riko Verhoeven? | ||
| Forget about MMA. | ||
| Just kickboxers. | ||
| A guy like Riko Verhoeven will fuck up a lot of boxers. | ||
| They wouldn't touch him. | ||
| He'd kick their legs out. | ||
| He'd be way on the outside. | ||
| So kickboxers are more prepared for MMA than boxers? | ||
| No, what I'm saying is that boxers right now, them getting into MMA, they can't even get through the top kickboxers. | ||
| So what I'm saying is the top kickboxers are more prepared to go into MMA than boxers? | ||
| Not necessarily. | ||
| Because those guys get taken down. | ||
| Everybody gets taken down. | ||
| So when they get taken down, you know as well as anybody does, they're fucked. | ||
| They're all fucked. | ||
| But the difference between boxing, like the best boxers, their hands are without a doubt better than the best kickboxers. | ||
| But, they don't have to be that good with their hands, because they got all these other tools. | ||
| So they might have one skill that's like maybe, I would say like the max of the best kickboxers, like 70% of the hands of a world championship boxer. | ||
| Right? | ||
| If you want to look at like a Roberto Duran in his prime. | ||
| Who the fuck punches like that in MMA? | ||
| Right? | ||
| No one. | ||
| Yeah, kickboxing. | ||
| There's a gang of guys. | ||
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Not even guys today? | |
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Are you talking about mythical shit? | ||
| I don't think you can get there. | ||
| I don't think you can get there. | ||
| I think to be at a Sugar Ray Leonard. | ||
| Maybe Robby Lawler is just as good as Roberto Duran. | ||
| Maybe he is. | ||
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No, because he gets to do knees and elbows and takedowns. | |
| I mean, look, Robby Lawler is a fucking savage and I would never compare him unfavorably to anybody because he's one of my all-time favorites. | ||
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Maybe Conor McGregor is just as good as... You're saying he'd be focused on boxing solely? | |
| If he focused on boxing solely, he'd have a point. | ||
| If Conor McGregor fought right now, fought in his prime, Sugar Ray Leonard, Sugar Ray Leonard, Conor McGregor, who would win? | ||
| In boxing? | ||
| In boxing. | ||
| Dude, do you have any idea? | ||
| That would look very similar to you having a fight with Sugar Ray Leonard. | ||
| What about kickboxing? | ||
| What about in kickboxing? | ||
| If they fought kickboxing? | ||
| Conor would fuck him up. | ||
| Did you say me? | ||
| Conor would fuck him up. | ||
| I mean, you don't box. | ||
| Dude, I did Boy Scouts for two years. | ||
| I did Karate for one year, I did Cast Magda, which is a Danny Anasano system, for two and a half fucking years! | ||
| Did you hear what I just said? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Obviously Conor's got really good hands. | ||
| He's obviously got lethal power in his punches. | ||
| He'll carry that, somewhat, in boxing. | ||
| But Sugar Ray Leonard, if you watch his fights, like when he was in his prime, when he knocked out Tommy Hearns that 13th round after Angelo Dundee came back and said, you're blowing it, kid! | ||
| And he went out there and put it to Tommy Hearns. | ||
| Dude, come on man. | ||
| I'm not going to mention names, but I've seen some world champions, high level UFC guys fight mediocre boxers and just sparring and just boxing sparring. | ||
| I think that's nostalgia. | ||
| And they get dismantled. | ||
| How about when he lit up Floyd Mayweather's dad? | ||
| Times are different now. | ||
| Floyd Mayweather Senior. | ||
| Floyd Mayweather Senior fought Sugar Ray Lent. | ||
| Floyd Mayweather Senior was a world class boxer. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| His uncle's too. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Roger Mayweather. | ||
| Both of them. | ||
| Black Mamba. | ||
| Bad motherfucker. | ||
| Bad motherfucker. | ||
| Lethal right hand. | ||
| He's the one that started coming out in the Mexican gear. | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| He's the one that started that. | ||
| But his dad fought Sugar Ray Leonard in his prime, and he hung in with him for a little while. | ||
| But eventually Sugar Ray got him. | ||
| Sugar Ray, like, at his very best. | ||
| How about Tommy Hearns versus Marvin Hagler? | ||
| You know that shit? | ||
| That's the shit that's going on right now all around us, and we won't realize that for 30 years. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| You're 100% right. | ||
| We're in the Marvin Hagler-Thomas. | ||
| We're living it, but it's so new to us. | ||
| You don't really know it. | ||
| It's like music. | ||
| But there's like 10 Marvin Haglers now. | ||
| And there's 10 Tommy Hearns. | ||
| You can't look them up anywhere. | ||
| In MMA, there's so many good fights. | ||
| And then on top of that, we have the boxing fights too. | ||
| Well, the boxing fights are exciting, too. | ||
| Like, Triple G's one of the best of all time. | ||
| Truxta Cito might be the best of all time. | ||
| Come on, the young kids are not into boxing. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| A lot of kids are into boxing, man. | ||
| First of all, HBO. | ||
| HBO Boxing. | ||
| Who's getting them into it? | ||
| Canelo Alvarez is a hero amongst your people. | ||
| Your people love Canelo. | ||
| Why don't you? | ||
| Mexicans. | ||
| He's a compatriot. | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Goddamn, he punches hard. | ||
| Who's a bad motherfucker? | ||
| Canelo. | ||
| Key is the Under Armour guy. | ||
| Goddamn, he hits hard. | ||
| So you're an Under Armour guy? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He showed you his shoes. | ||
| It says Key Pameron. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Remember? | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
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No, I remember, but I didn't know you had a deal with him. | |
| No more pot for you. | ||
| It's like The Rock, you, and fucking Canelo. | ||
| I thought they maybe just made one pair. | ||
| These are for the race. | ||
| We need to find that guy. | ||
| Hold on, we can't have two conversations at the same time. | ||
| Jamie, let's find the baddest motherfucker from Turkish oil wrestling and let's blow him up. | ||
| Let's give him some fucking press time. | ||
| Show the wolf one. | ||
| When I Instagramed that you were coming on the show, my boy Cody Donovan goes, that guy's my hero. | ||
| I was like, really? | ||
| He's like, yeah, I guess hunting. | ||
| You're the Mickey Mantle. | ||
| What city do you live in? | ||
| Do you live in Santa California? | ||
| Don't give out your actual address. | ||
| Yeah, don't do that. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| You live in a cabin or a regular house? | ||
| Regular house. | ||
| Just a regular house? | ||
| Like in a regular shape? | ||
| A cabin. | ||
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Do you have like a shed where you keep all the dead deer? | |
| Yeah, there's dead deer in there. | ||
| In the shed? | ||
| No, in the house. | ||
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What do you do with the flies, bro? | |
| What is that? | ||
| There's gotta be a special thing you keep. | ||
| Flies, they smell that shit. | ||
| You can't keep flies. | ||
| What do you do with the flies? | ||
| There's no flies. | ||
| Fly paper? | ||
| No flies, dude. | ||
| In the wintertime, most of the time when you're hunting, you're hunting in the fall. | ||
| What about the bees? | ||
| And the flies kind of go away for the most part, unless you're in a warm climate. | ||
| We saw a bunch of flies this week. | ||
| Yeah, this week we saw some flies. | ||
| But if he was in Utah, he wouldn't see any flies. | ||
| They're all dead. | ||
| You should try hunting game in the jungle, like in Costa Rica. | ||
| See what's up with that? | ||
| That's extreme. | ||
| You gotta deal with the bugs. | ||
| There's a war with the bugs, and you're trying to get your fucking mammal. | ||
| You're trying to get your jaguar, or monkey, or whatever. | ||
| But you're in a different battle with the insects. | ||
| Joe, check this out. | ||
| I had this guy, when I was doing that sci-fi show, I had this guy on the show, his name is Peter Hortes. | ||
| He's a professor, I think, at the University of Houston. | ||
| Really, really smart dude. | ||
| But his specialty is infectious diseases in tropical climates. | ||
| Like worms? | ||
| Parasites go in your dick? | ||
| No, all form of different parasites. | ||
| But this is what was really crazy. | ||
| He was saying that somewhere in like the high 90% of all people in these tropical climates, I hope I'm not misquoting him, they have some sort of infections. | ||
| They have some sort of parasites living in them. | ||
| In the jungle? | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| That seems totally straight. | ||
| They go in those lagoons. | ||
| They're covering their dick. | ||
| It's not even that, dude. | ||
| Parasites go in their dick. | ||
| If that's a problem... It's in the food you're eating. | ||
| They go in your butt, too. | ||
| It's in everything. | ||
| It's in, like, we're talking about Lyme disease. | ||
| That's kind of a disease. | ||
| I mean, it's like a kind of a virus or a bacteria. | ||
| I don't know how you would describe it. | ||
| Have you gotten any bad viruses from all the traveling? | ||
| No tics? | ||
| No tics, yeah. | ||
| What do you do with that? | ||
| How do you deal with that? | ||
| Been bitten by a few ticks and they bury in. | ||
| Big leaf? | ||
| So I would take, like, uh, I'm trying to think what, either a needle, I think I heated up a needle and stuck the tick, and then when they burn, they back out. | ||
| What? | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| That happened once then, right? | ||
| No, a few times. | ||
| I don't know what happens, but you can't feel them going in. | ||
| All of a sudden you kind of feel something. | ||
| They have a saliva that's a numbing agent. | ||
| Right, so it must be something. | ||
| You'd think you'd feel them burying in your skin, but you don't feel them until they're in. | ||
| Double check that, Jamie. | ||
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I'm almost certain that's right. | |
| Has anybody ever had one of those ticks bury themselves in the rectum? | ||
| Oh, deep in the butthole. | ||
| There they go. | ||
| What happens then? | ||
| They go towards the darkness. | ||
| Is that when you stop and you're like, you know what? | ||
| Is that when you go vegan? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| A tick crawls inside your butthole. | ||
| And they just flush it out. | ||
| It just keeps getting bigger. | ||
| How many times does that have to happen before you just say, you know what? | ||
| I'm gonna go to Boulder. | ||
| It looks like you're developing a belly, but it's actually this softball-sized tick that lives in your ass. | ||
| No, tics are nasty. | ||
| And maybe it feels good, you never know, so... Hey, Cam, when you're burning all these calories, will you eat just whatever you want? | ||
| Fast food, whatever? | ||
| No, not fast food. | ||
| Now, can I help pull this? | ||
| I don't know, dairy or sugar? | ||
| Oh my gosh. | ||
| Anything but dairy and sugar? | ||
| No dairy. | ||
| What does this mean? | ||
| Hey, listen. | ||
| This is pubic hair. | ||
| We have children listening. | ||
| I don't even want to know what this is. | ||
| It's a tick bite on your genitals? | ||
| Is that what it's talking about? | ||
| Yeah, and I only just put ticks on their skin to start looking stuff up. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| They go for the butt. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| They smell it. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| They can smell that. | ||
| What do you do if a tick burrows in your genitals? | ||
| Think about how strong my shit is to a tick. | ||
| Dude, that's the weirdest thing about the world. | ||
| You may not smell it, but that tick can smell it. | ||
| That tick knows your ass is sweaty. | ||
| How many different bugs are just jacking each other? | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
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Killing each other. | |
| Oh, killing each other? | ||
| They're probably attracted to the smell of shit. | ||
| And if you don't wipe your ass right, boom, you're susceptible. | ||
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Probably. | |
| You go to Brazil and you don't wipe your ass right? | ||
| Dude, expect it. | ||
| Don't be surprised. | ||
| Just think about it. | ||
| Is that a wives' tale that bear are attracted to menstruation? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I would imagine. | ||
| Because I've heard that. | ||
| I believe it. | ||
| I've heard that. | ||
| I don't know why, but I do. | ||
| I would 100% assume that, but I would think that people would be afraid to say it because they don't want to accuse women of being, like, in any way, like, bringing on the bears. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Or, and they don't want to address, like, find out if that's true. | ||
| Bears are not attracted. | ||
| Says who? | ||
| You fuck. | ||
| How can they not smell it? | ||
| Black bears and grizzly bears are not attracted to me. | ||
| Oh, it says life science. | ||
| I believe it. | ||
| It says life science. | ||
| Polar bears are. | ||
| We're good. | ||
| Oh, but polar bears. | ||
| LiveScience.com, I believe it. | ||
| Look at this though, but it says polar bears may be interested in the smell of menstrual blood, which means they've eaten about a hundred researchers' vaginas. | ||
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Meanwhile, it's like a fucking, this is a cover-up! | |
| They bought the science. | ||
| Meanwhile, there's a fucking epidemic of bears eating female Uh, researchers. | ||
| Researchers on a cycle. | ||
| Chicks that wanted to be like that Jane Goodall of the bears, and like, damn, they didn't tell him about the menstruation. | ||
| That's some strong shit. | ||
| That's what's really scary about the way some animals kill other animals, is they go asshole first. | ||
| Look at that, they're stuck on this website. | ||
| Bears hate asshole first. | ||
| Sometimes they do pilots, too. | ||
| Yellowstone.com! | ||
| Menstruating women, should you camp. | ||
| That's Yellowstone! | ||
| Bears not attracted. | ||
| Well, how about how crocodiles kill alligators? | ||
| Look at this right here. | ||
| Dude, I wouldn't trust... Yellowstone bear man. | ||
| I wouldn't trust it. | ||
| I'm going to listen to it again. | ||
| In a study designed to test the hypothesis that bears are attracted to the odors of menstruation, Cushing reported that when presented with a series of different odors including seal scents and other scents, non-menstrual human blood, and used tampons for captive... Jamie! | ||
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Sorry, I was going to call you. | |
| Thank you. | ||
| That was beautiful. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| That was the end of it. | ||
| That was the end of what? | ||
| I was trying to read it. | ||
| Yeah, he had to click it. | ||
| I didn't finish it. | ||
| Did I? | ||
| Did I finish it? | ||
| Four captive polar bears elicited a... | ||
| That part I didn't get. | ||
| Elicited a what? | ||
| This is good news, Joe. | ||
| This is good news. | ||
| Now you can say, you're going to go hunt for bears, and then you can tell your wife, sending these links, and say, look. | ||
| They go after periods. | ||
| We have to stop them. | ||
| I can't bring you. | ||
| I want to bring you. | ||
| I do want to bring you on this bear hunt. | ||
| I got zero desire to be out there. | ||
| But I'm concerned for your safety. | ||
| Don't you start your rag next week? | ||
| I mean, think about that. | ||
| Look at Wayne's website. | ||
| Center links. | ||
| I can't see it, Jamie. | ||
| That camera. | ||
| You got that camera set up there? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's a good excuse. | ||
| A strong behavioral response only to seal scents and menstrual odors. | ||
| Use tampons. | ||
| Okay, so it did. | ||
| So that's not true. | ||
| Just those four polar bears did. | ||
| So, okay, for polar bears, it's an attractant. | ||
| I gotta think that regular bears are gonna smell it too. | ||
| You don't have to say, you don't have to say any of that. | ||
| You don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don't have to say, you don It's deer back home. | ||
| You bring in your wife? | ||
| No, she doesn't. | ||
| Perfect. | ||
| Deer, cool. | ||
| Deer, yeah. | ||
| Dude, we saw mountain lions. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, we saw mama and how many cubs? | ||
| Two or three? | ||
| No, bobcats. | ||
| Bobcats. | ||
| Would you attempt to cross brother? | ||
| That's right. | ||
| We saw a, yeah, a female with two kittens. | ||
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If you saw a female mountain lion, would you just leave them alone? | |
| Why did I think that one of them was, I thought, why did I think it was a little cougar? | ||
| No. | ||
| Dude, in my mind, I saw it so quick. | ||
| This is how shitty memory is. | ||
| Oh, you're high right now. | ||
| In my mind. | ||
| No, no! | ||
| Did you smoke weed? | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| You saw me. | ||
| You brought joints? | ||
| No, no, not to the mountain lion. | ||
| I'm sitting right now and he thought I was a mountain lion. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| No, I didn't bring anything. | ||
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No? | |
| No. | ||
| Not even a pen? | ||
| What? | ||
| You were in the woods? | ||
| You were in the woods? | ||
| Eddie, Eddie, hold on a second. | ||
| I thought those things were cougars. | ||
| No, how you can tell quickly is the tail. | ||
| They were really small. | ||
| Yeah, they're small, but a mountain lion, you're always going to notice a tail, a long tail. | ||
| Man, that's interesting, because it was such a brief thing. | ||
| You guys said it first, and then I turned and saw him for such a, maybe half a second or a second before they bolted, and I'm thinking that sometimes when you expect to see something, Like, so I think maybe Brian had said cat, and maybe I thought cougar. | ||
| So maybe it was just a flash on my mind filled in the blanks. | ||
| Which is shocking. | ||
| That happens. | ||
| What's the most dangerous cat in this part of the world? | ||
| Mountain lion. | ||
| More than a bobcat? | ||
| Yeah, oh yeah. | ||
| A mountain lion can be 170 pounds. | ||
| Will it stalk you? | ||
| Yeah, it has before. | ||
| Once you realize you're being stalked, is there a point where... You wanna watch a video? | ||
| Usually you don't realize it. | ||
| If you realize you're being stalked, at that point, is that mission number one? | ||
| Eddie, watch this video. | ||
| We're gonna watch this video. | ||
| This is a video of this guy. | ||
| We can't put it on YouTube, but we can watch it. | ||
| I want to be in on YouTube so nobody else sees it but that guy who got stalked He was on a mountain bike and he got stalked by this mountain lion who got within inside of 20 yards Did he get him? | ||
| I was walking slowly at him like this like out in the open Oh, let me see that Out in the open staring at him. | ||
| It is fucking horrific, dude. | ||
| It scares the shit out of me. | ||
| Look at this cat This dude is just hanging out and this fucking cat keeps coming close to him What is it so we can give the dude some props and he can get some views on it? | ||
| It says, Mountain Lion Standoff with Hiker. | ||
| So this gentleman, whoever he was that was the hiker, he was yelling here and the cat just keeps getting closer and closer to him and it got fucking super sketchy. | ||
| For sure take off. | ||
| Dude, it got super sketchy. | ||
| That cat was for sure thinking about eating him. | ||
| Did he have a gun? | ||
| I don't think he did. | ||
| He just got loud. | ||
| Damn, look at this thing. | ||
| Where is this at, Jamie? | ||
| Where's that at? | ||
| Cam, where's Glacier National Park? | ||
| Damn, he said, hey bud. | ||
| He called him. | ||
| Alaska? | ||
| Is it? | ||
| No. | ||
| He called him. | ||
| He said, hey bud. | ||
| I don't think they have a lot of mountain lions in Alaska. | ||
| Do they, Kim? | ||
| Glacier. | ||
| That's a big motherfucker, dude. | ||
| Look at that motherfucker! | ||
| That's a fucking tiger right there. | ||
| Dude, that is so scary. | ||
| That cat. | ||
| That no-rules-having motherfucker is closing in. | ||
| Well, it's just an optical illusion. | ||
| It's a terrible way to die. | ||
| No, it's not an optical illusion. | ||
| Look, a hundred pound cat, like if you see a German Shepherd, German Shepherd wants to fuck you up, you're scared, right? | ||
| German Shepherd might weigh 70 pounds. | ||
| Okay, that's not a big animal at all, but yet they will most likely fuck you up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know those Belgian Malinois that they use for the police academy? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I think that those are actually like more likely to be in the 60s and 70 pounds. | ||
| German Shepherds can get a little bit bigger. | ||
| No, no, he's not. | ||
| He just doesn't know what to do. | ||
| So he's making this video. | ||
| This guy's shitting his pants. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That was awesome. | ||
| Dude, you almost died. | ||
| There's a gang of those videos. | ||
| And occasionally, occasionally, people go missing. | ||
| They just go after women and children though, right? | ||
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Nope. | |
| Not that guy. | ||
| That guy was a man. | ||
| And that might have kept him from being killed. | ||
| Maybe if that was a child, the cat wouldn't have hesitated. | ||
| The cat would have just killed him. | ||
| And it's happened. | ||
| I mean, there was a guy in Cupertino who watched his kid get attacked by a mountain lion just a year and a half ago. | ||
| And Cupertino, they chased it off, and I think then the animals began- Oh, look at that thing. | ||
| That thing looks starving. | ||
| Look at that right arm. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
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He's jacked up. | |
| Looks like he'd have the most ridiculous Greco-Roman skills. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| You're gonna go take a walk in the woods? | ||
| What's not good there, Cam? | ||
| Bring your motherfucking rifle. | ||
| How skinny it is. | ||
| Oh, I forgot my rifle. | ||
| Starving. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So then he's dangerous. | ||
| You forgot your rifle? | ||
| Look at it, dude. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
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Look at that thing. | |
| He's making a move. | ||
| They're straight up killers. | ||
| He's making a move. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That is so dangerous. | ||
| And it's just, it's just not sure whether or not you got a bang stick. | ||
| I mean, think about... What's a bang stick? | ||
| A gun. | ||
| A gun. | ||
| Think about trying to hold down a house cat if it doesn't want to be held down. | ||
| No, I know. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're 15, 10 pounds. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| 150. | ||
| Have you ever killed a cat? | ||
| No. | ||
| Jesus Christ, those things are scary. | ||
| What's really weird is that we love them and we want them around us, but not so close. | ||
| What's up, cats? | ||
| Bro-sive! | ||
| Look at that one. | ||
| That one ran after the dude and he sprayed it in the face. | ||
| On the far right, greatest tiger attacks ever caught on camera. | ||
| I don't necessarily think I want to look at that. | ||
| 7 million views. | ||
| I definitely want to look at it. | ||
| As long as it doesn't get us kicked off of YouTube, Jamie. | ||
| So no one else can see it. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| This is my favorite one. | ||
| This is the one where the dude's on top of an elephant and the tiger decides to run at him. | ||
| Look at this, running at him. | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| I mean, look how this thing flies through the air. | ||
| Oh yeah, that bamboo stick's really gonna help him. | ||
| That's a machete. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| He threw a machete at him. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
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Damn! | |
| Oh! | ||
| He tore his arm apart. | ||
| He should've timed that machete a lot better than that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Once you commit, you're like, oh shit, you can't pull it back. | ||
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Tiger kills dog. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| Yoinkums! | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
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Oh, it's over. | |
| That was quick. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| They took off. | ||
| Tigers kills 14-foot crocodile. | ||
| Dude, there's a video that I just watched the other day of a tiger making a run at a guy, and at the last minute it turns. | ||
| But as it's angry, and it's in full fury, and it's making a run at it, it moves so much quicker than I thought they could. | ||
| So much quicker. | ||
| It was like a fucking regular cat, but like 600 pounds. | ||
| Tiger kills what? | ||
| Sloth bear. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Oh, these guys are dead. | ||
| Everybody's dead. | ||
| They kill crocodiles, dude. | ||
| Have you ever seen those ones in Jaguars in Brazil? | ||
| They jump into the water and kill crocodiles? | ||
| They just showed it right now. | ||
| A tiger just engulfing a crocodile and swarming on it. | ||
| I was talking about leopards though, or jaguars rather, which are even smaller than tigers, and they kill those caimans in Brazil. | ||
| There's a bunch of those videos. | ||
| They come behind him, creep up? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They treat him like they're food, man. | ||
| They just jack him. | ||
| Dude, how fucking scary is that tiger? | ||
| That thing's huge, man. | ||
| Look at this thing. | ||
| It's chasing after these people. | ||
| It's about like those African lions. | ||
| Look at this thing. | ||
| 500 pounds. | ||
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But imagine you're in this fucking... Because tigers are much larger. | |
| Hey, you know what? | ||
| 700 pounds? | ||
| Am I off on that? | ||
| You have a choice. | ||
| You want to live around tigers or you want to live around criminals with guns on the streets. | ||
| Criminals. | ||
| It's the same shit. | ||
| Criminals. | ||
| It's the same. | ||
| They probably think we're fucking crazy. | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| That there's humans with guns shooting people, and all they gotta do is deal with tigers. | ||
| Dude, that is such a gnarly animal. | ||
| Yeah, but dude, look at this video. | ||
| This tiger is just slowly stalking these fucking people. | ||
| There's a truck behind him, and there's a truck in front of him, and this tiger is just strutting. | ||
| Dude, this is scary. | ||
| That tiger's just trying to figure out what it's going to do. | ||
| And this is a video called Tiger Attacks. | ||
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What's scarier? | |
| This can't be good. | ||
| I'm shitting my pants right now, motherfucker. | ||
| I don't know if you are. | ||
| What's scarier, a tiger like that or a government official that wants you suicided? | ||
| Tiger, Eddie. | ||
| In the moment. | ||
| In the moment. | ||
| I just feel like the government officials could be... What's worse? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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Maybe you're right. | |
| They could be coaxed into enlightenment. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| Yeah, there's no talking to this tiger. | ||
| This tiger doesn't give a fuck. | ||
| It's a trade-off. | ||
| Oh, here it comes! | ||
| Jesus Christ, here it comes! | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Oh, it's like the Blair Witch Project. | ||
| Where does the camera work? | ||
| Oh my God, they're running away from this tiger. | ||
| A hitman's not gonna scrape the skin off your back, Brendan, so that's a trade-off. | ||
| I'm so scared of those goddamn things. | ||
| Yeah, Tiger. | ||
| That video in Beijing. | ||
| That video in Beijing where that chick gets in an argument with someone and she gets out of the car. | ||
| Fucked up, bitch. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Yeah, dude, this one's rough. | ||
| She's like, fuck this, bitch, I'll tell you what the fuck is going on. | ||
| What city are they in where there's three cars? | ||
| Beijing. | ||
| Yeah, watch. | ||
| She's like, look at her. | ||
| She's all strutting. | ||
| She's yelling at somebody. | ||
| She's yelling at somebody. | ||
| I want to go home. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| You ain't doing shit. | ||
| That's how he goes, what? | ||
| Why is that red car just sitting there? | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Why is that red car just sitting there? | ||
| Dude, because they're all on a safari where you drive down the road in your car and you get to see these animals. | ||
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It's a safari. | |
| And she didn't die. | ||
| It's like a park. | ||
| No, the mom. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| I get it, it's a part. | ||
| Dude, I do not want to see that guy's arms get ripped off like that. | ||
| Stay in your goddamn car. | ||
| You're in fucking Lion Country Safari in San Diego. | ||
| What the fuck is this guy doing? | ||
| This is a preacher. | ||
| He was trying to convince, this guy was trying to convince these lions that Christianity was the way to do it. | ||
| Oh, you know what? | ||
| I think they believe him. | ||
| I don't know why, but they do. | ||
| Oh my god, that guy got fucked up. | ||
| He is in a bad spot. | ||
| They believe him. | ||
| Look at their eyes. | ||
| Dude, he jumped into the exhibit. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| He fucked up. | ||
| God is stronger than any of us can imagine, Brendan. | ||
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He fucked up. | |
| Look at what they're doing. | ||
| They have to spray these lions to get them to fuck away. | ||
| Cats really hate water? | ||
| Well, they just don't like being changed. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
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Oh, my God. | |
| This is the leopard that came out of the roof and fucked these guys up. | ||
| God! | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Look at this shit. | ||
| They need a baseball bat. | ||
| A little baby one like those little ones. | ||
| Fucking everybody. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Right there. | ||
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Boom. | |
| Right in the skull. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Dude. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He's scared. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Those cats are terrifying, dude. | ||
| I'm not a cat. | ||
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Oh! | |
| That's not real. | ||
| Cat inside the fucking living room. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| That's real. | ||
| Look at the size of that thing. | ||
| We got the biggest cat in Indonesia. | ||
| Let's have a pet. | ||
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Look at that guy. | |
| They're on a TV show in Indonesia. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| These silly bitches are in the cage with him. | ||
| He's trying to fuck him? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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What's wrong with that? | |
| He's going for that dick. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Let it go. | ||
| That would hurt so bad. | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| He's going for his face! | ||
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Oh no! | |
| He's going for his face. | ||
| Look at the guy hit him on the head. | ||
| It looks like he's trying to get over some affection. | ||
| That's not a full-sized tiger either. | ||
| That's like a baby that's feeling his oats. | ||
| That's a female. | ||
| Imagine those claws digging into that ass. | ||
| Is that a lion? | ||
| Lion, yeah. | ||
| Did I say tiger? | ||
| Look at those claws. | ||
| Lioness. | ||
| I'm too drunk. | ||
| Imagine how deep those claws are right up his ass cheek. | ||
| But she's young, right? | ||
| Dude, it's on the ankle right now. | ||
| Do you think she's a young one? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Lionesses are smaller. | ||
| She looks at least 18. | ||
| But it seemed like she wasn't that big. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| That's a big ass male. | ||
| Oh shit, there's the female son. | ||
| That's the one in Vegas. | ||
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Oh no. | |
| It's a male, Brendan. | ||
| MGM exhibit. | ||
| You're not going to hold that back. | ||
| Hell no. | ||
| You might as well just... | ||
| That's MGM? | ||
| This is so crazy. | ||
| Oh shit. | ||
| This is so crazy. | ||
| What are they thinking? | ||
| They got cocky. | ||
| They thought they could hang out with their friends the lions. | ||
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Oh, this guy's about to get yattered. | |
| Oh, you got... Oh, Jesus Christ! | ||
| Don't show me this, Jamie. | ||
| Eat that arm, son. | ||
| I don't want to see this. | ||
| Eat it, eat it, eat it. | ||
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I do. | |
| I don't want to see this guy's arm get torn off. | ||
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Please, Josh. | |
| Oh, no, he's good. | ||
| He's got his t-shirt. | ||
| It's just the skin. | ||
| Just the t-shirt. | ||
| It's just the skin. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
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Uh-oh. | |
| This isn't good. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| This is not good. | ||
| That's fake. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| You guys believe in this shit? | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| It's a distraction. | ||
| See, I like the real ones. | ||
| I don't like the exhibit ones. | ||
| Here's the real shit. | ||
| Is that an ostrich? | ||
| Oh, it's a- OH! | ||
| Oh my God! | ||
| What is that? | ||
| It tackled that dude and they shot it. | ||
| At least he ran. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Oh yeah, red carpet. | ||
| That makes sense, you dumbasses. | ||
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
| That's not America. | ||
| There's no way. | ||
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Oh my god, it's got his fucking leg! | |
| Dude, fuck these things. | ||
| Like, what is wrong with people? | ||
| Why are you walking down a red carpet in a tuxedo like an asshole? | ||
| With a lion. | ||
| A lion! | ||
| Who's your date tonight, lion? | ||
| I'm gonna bring my lion. | ||
| Let everybody know I'm so connected to the wild. | ||
| So a real life story, not this, but when we were hunting over there in Tanzania, this lioness had cubs and we had to keep driving by in the Jeep. | ||
| We know we weren't hunting the lioness, but she was getting mad like every time we drive by. | ||
| So one time we drove by, we got video of it, it's somewhere on my Instagram, but She takes off after the jeep and we're like, go, go, go! | ||
| And we're going, dust is coming up, and here she comes out of the dust and catching up with us. | ||
| A what? | ||
| A lion? | ||
| A lioness, yeah. | ||
| Were you in an open jeep? | ||
| Yeah, open jeep. | ||
| No, we got to win. | ||
| Fucking everybody up. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| But it was like, we were kind of laughing, like, ha, ha, ha, ha. | ||
| And then she comes out of the dust. | ||
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It's like, go, bro. | |
| And she's like, catch enough. | ||
| But you guys all had your guns out. | ||
| Like, come on up. | ||
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And Bo's. | |
| And Bo's. | ||
| But what if you had, like, one bad spark plug? | ||
| Like, one misfire. | ||
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Oh, no. | |
| The engine's just hiccuping. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| One shitty old carburetor they haven't cleared the dust out of. | ||
| Someone's getting dealt with. | ||
| It's all caked up. | ||
| And it's just the fuel injectors get fucking clogged. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jesus Christ, then a giant cat is eating your asshole. | ||
| You have a preserved gun, just in case? | ||
| You have your backup gun? | ||
| No. | ||
| You need to get that shit in order. | ||
| You better have that backup gun. | ||
| You're hanging out with polar bears and shit. | ||
| I hear ya. | ||
| Don't hang out with polar bears. | ||
| That does not seem like a wise maneuver. | ||
| Those fucking things don't do anything but jack things. | ||
| You ever see that video that I posted? | ||
| I forget where I got it from. | ||
| On National Geographic? | ||
| No, a seal. | ||
| Seal's chillin'. | ||
| It doesn't know that a polar bear's in the neighborhood. | ||
| And the polar bear jumps up on the ice shelf and the seal sees it and goes, Fuck! | ||
| He starts this mad sprint for the water and gets in the water and as he's getting in the water the polar bear is coming out of the water and onto the ice shelf and he's running towards him and he dives into the water. | ||
| Watch this shit. | ||
| Yeah, look. | ||
| The seal is just like, you know, you know how we do. | ||
| Have you seen the killer whale one? | ||
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They do the same thing. | |
| Watch this. | ||
| Yeah, but hold on a second. | ||
| He's like, you know, look at it. | ||
| The polar bear peers up, realizes it's there and goes, oh motherfucker. | ||
| I got this motherfucker. | ||
| Oh, this is just the gif. | ||
| Oh, it's a different one? | ||
| Oh, the GIF? | ||
| What about the video? | ||
| That's a GIF too, Joe. | ||
| That's a classic GIF too, I think. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| Imagine that meme. | ||
| Just see if we can find it. | ||
| Or wait, Joey Diaz calls them memes. | ||
| This is it. | ||
| There's the seal. | ||
| He's like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. | ||
| And the polar bears are like, gosh. | ||
| You see how he dived right the fucking... Well, Jamie, find the whole one, because he comes out. | ||
| That seal was posted. | ||
| Go on. | ||
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It's on my Instagram. | |
| He intercepted that shit right at the water break. | ||
| Somewhere on my Instagram. | ||
| Like, it was a while ago, though. | ||
| There's one similar with killer whales. | ||
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There's like three of them, and they're like fucking... Right, they're teaching the babies how to do it. | |
| They're making waves on a fucking seal, and then they rock it off, and that's done. | ||
| Yeah, they put their weight on it, and they tilt it. | ||
| And they make them slide right through them. | ||
| These poor fuckers. | ||
| It's the oldest trick in the book. | ||
| They're like, we got it on a side shelf. | ||
| Everything should be cool now. | ||
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And the killer whale's like, bitch. | |
| They just put their chin on it. | ||
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Bitch, please. | |
| It's slippery. | ||
| That one's the one where he jumps in the boat to get away from it. | ||
| Oh yeah, that's the seal that runs away from the sharks. | ||
| They're smart little fuckers. | ||
| The sharks were trying to eat the seals. | ||
| Sharks are killer whales. | ||
| It says whale. | ||
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So it was killer whale. | |
| Seal didn't care what it got up on. | ||
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I'm just so happy to be up there. | |
| They will fuck with seals. | ||
| They'll play with them before they kill them. | ||
| They're so smart. | ||
| Looks like there's a shark down there too. | ||
| And you know they're a dolphin? | ||
| What is? | ||
| Killer whale. | ||
| Oh, a dolphin or a whale. | ||
| It's a cousin of a dolphin. | ||
| A whale is? | ||
| Killer whale is a cousin, an orca. | ||
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All whales are. | |
| It's a cousin of a dolphin. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Well, whales and dolphins are similar in that they're marine mammals, but as far as the species goes, killer orcas apparently are closer to dolphins. | ||
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I didn't know that. | |
| They're super close to dolphins. | ||
| That's why they're both smart as shit. | ||
| Smart as shit, but they kill each other. | ||
| Mostly orcas kill dolphins, but orcas also kill whales. | ||
| And can't they kill great whites, too? | ||
| Like, they're gnarled. | ||
| Yeah, they fuck great whites up. | ||
| Like, they take chunks out of great whites. | ||
| Oh, they kill great whites. | ||
| They're so much smarter and bigger. | ||
| Where'd you see that on YouTube? | ||
| Yeah, it was a video of a mama and protecting her whales. | ||
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Gross. | |
| This time YouTube worked, son. | ||
| Okay, what is a baby? | ||
| What do you call a baby? | ||
| A baby orca. | ||
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Calf. | |
| Is it a calf? | ||
| A calf? | ||
| A Borbka. | ||
| Isn't that weird? | ||
| Why can't we just call it a baby? | ||
| Why can't they admit they're smart as shit? | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| But they kill whales, dude. | ||
| They bite their faces. | ||
| It's rough. | ||
| There's one video. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I'd love to see it. | ||
| It's a killer whale killing a whale. | ||
| And he bites his face off? | ||
| He's just chewing this whale's face off. | ||
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God! | |
| Just tearing this thing apart. | ||
| Motherfuckers. | ||
| They're mean as shit. | ||
| They're gangsters. | ||
| Because of Shamu, we grew up thinking they're all cool and friendly and doing all this bullshit. | ||
| Well, they are to us. | ||
| Apparently. | ||
| That's like Tony Montana's SeaWorld. | ||
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But in reality, those are more popular than the rest of our narcos. | |
| I read something that wasn't true. | ||
| I read something that wasn't true, but it's one of those things you read and it sounds so awesome you don't want it to not be true. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| But what I read was that killer whales used to kill people until World War II when they started using planes and they used to use killer whales for target practice. | ||
| That's some bullshit. | ||
| It's totally bullshit, but I heard it and I got so excited. | ||
| How do you know it's bullshit? | ||
| You're better than that, Joe. | ||
| Maybe it's real. | ||
| How do you know it's bullshit? | ||
| Because they said it on CNN? | ||
| Because I'm educated. | ||
| MSN. | ||
| Just because I'm educated, there's no way that works. | ||
| There's no evidence that they ever killed anybody other than in captivity. | ||
| I'm just saying. | ||
| What they know as far as evidence of killer whales attacking human beings, there's almost no record of anything ever happening in the wild. | ||
| What if they covered that shit up? | ||
| Why would they do that? | ||
| They're too busy with the Clinton Foundation and SeaWorld. | ||
| They don't have time. | ||
| Yeah, see this killer whale is biting this fucking whale's face off. | ||
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What if that's a man? | |
| There's a tiger shark here. | ||
| There's a tiger shark? | ||
| Oh, it kills a tiger shark? | ||
| I think it's a humpback whale and it's really disturbing. | ||
| Why do they suppose they've never killed humans? | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| There was a movie called Orca back in 1981. | ||
| Maybe they don't need us. | ||
| Maybe they know that we're not competing. | ||
| You know I bite the face off of right now? | ||
| What? | ||
| Anything. | ||
| Including pizza. | ||
| I'm starving. | ||
| You know how Jaws fucked everybody up? | ||
| I've had six bars. | ||
| Me and Cam eat the same. | ||
| You know how Jaws fucked everybody up? | ||
| I tried to have one, but I got in trouble. | ||
| With Great Whites? | ||
| There was a movie called Orca. | ||
| I thought you said you know how Josh fucked everybody up? | ||
| I thought I heard Josh too. | ||
| I'm like, Josh Barnett eats whales? | ||
| Josh Barnett fucked everything up? | ||
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What happened? | |
| He fucks people. | ||
| I know Jaws, yes. | ||
| I got so confused. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| Like, I won't go in the goddamn ocean because of Jaws. | ||
| I know it's brainwashed, but it worked, and I'm a subject of it, and I'm not going in the goddamn ocean ever. | ||
| Do you think they're trying to keep us from the ocean's knowledge? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Why are they trying to keep us from- That's Jaws right there. | ||
| That worked! | ||
| That worked on me! | ||
| No, there's a new Jaws called The Shallows with Blake Lively. | ||
| What is his name? | ||
| Orca. | ||
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I think you're right. | |
| I wanted to see it just because of her. | ||
| Just like Jaws, but it was a killer whale. | ||
| Yeah, it was a killer whale that jacked people up. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm not trying to see that bullshit. | ||
| That friendly-ass whale. | ||
| That was 1981 or something. | ||
| I'm not scared of that thing. | ||
| What year was it? | ||
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79? | |
| I'm going to go, I think you're right. | ||
| I think 79 sounds right. | ||
| Was that the worst movie of all time? | ||
| Hey, listen. | ||
| Second. | ||
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77? | |
| Nice. | ||
| That was before Jaws. | ||
| Think about that shit. | ||
| Jaws ripped this shit. | ||
| This was like Tesla. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| Jaws was a true story. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| What year was Jaws? | ||
| No, Jaws was older than 77. | ||
| 15% on Rotten Tomatoes. | ||
| Oh shit. | ||
| What year was Jaws? | ||
| Okay, I'm gonna say Jaws is older than that. | ||
| I'm gonna say Jaws 72. 75. | ||
| This what year? | ||
| 75. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So it's older. | ||
| Okay, so this ripped Jaws off. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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And brought a baby ship whale. | |
| We all knew that. | ||
| We just forgot. | ||
| Because Peter Benchley wrote Jaws. | ||
| Jaws was a hit novel, right? | ||
| Wasn't it? | ||
| Jaws came from a true story. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But wasn't it a novel before it was? | ||
| Orca got suppressed. | ||
| I read the book. | ||
| I know I read the book. | ||
| It was one of those times, they used to make books, and they would sell them, and it was the plot of the movie. | ||
| Peter Benchley. | ||
| They still do that. | ||
| Do they do that? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But this wasn't that. | ||
| It was a novel. | ||
| Okay, 1974 novel, and then they turned it into a movie in 1975. | ||
| Look at that shark right there. | ||
| That's the most evil shark. | ||
| I'm telling you, they kind of re-did Jaws with that movie, Shallow, with Blake Lively, and it's legit, man. | ||
| How about that Deep Water movie? | ||
| The picture I posted on my Instagram that wasn't a real shark, it was a 3D rendering, like a computer rendering. | ||
| But, it's what a shark looks like. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I reposted it. | ||
| It was from somewhere else, but it's fucking so crazy. | ||
| Here's the thing, man. | ||
| Yeah, it's a 3D rendering, but that's what a shark looks like, and the sharks can do that. | ||
| Yes, they can. | ||
| We've seen this out there. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| That's all real. | ||
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I mean, that's totally... Keep it up! | |
| How dare you? | ||
| You just went crazy. | ||
| You lost it. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Look at that thing, man. | ||
| I mean, if that wasn't a real animal. | ||
| If there was no such thing as a shark, and all of a sudden... That's your most likes. | ||
| Yeah, you're right, you're right. | ||
| 75 likes, you're right. | ||
| That's the most likes ever. | ||
| We're trying to figure out which one it was. | ||
| That's your most likes of all time? | ||
| 75 million likes? | ||
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75,000. | |
| No, 75,000. | ||
| That's not that much. | ||
| Fucking The Rock gets that shit on, like, shit pics. | ||
| Yeah, you have way more on UFC stuff, yeah, I'm sure. | ||
| But look at the fucking body on that thing. | ||
| That's a real... He's bodied up. | ||
| But that's really what they're built like. | ||
| They're a giant mouth with a body that they just fill up with. | ||
| Remember Jaws? | ||
| They were like pulling license plates out and boots and shit. | ||
| That's from Tiger Sharks. | ||
| I wanted a shark tooth. | ||
| I had a shark tooth necklace. | ||
| Did anybody have that? | ||
| I did too, man. | ||
| How about now there's people swimming with these motherfuckers and it turns out people are swimming with bull sharks and tiger sharks. | ||
| They say there's great whites all down here. | ||
| From fucking San Diego up to... | ||
| Do you know that Jaws was based on an attack that took place at Freshwater? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| In New Jersey. | ||
| It was a true story. | ||
| Well, sort of. | ||
| Nobody wanted to admit that these sharks were killing people, but it wasn't a great white. | ||
| It was bull sharks. | ||
| They go to Freshwater. | ||
| Dude, bull sharks are so crazy they can get all the way up the Mississippi River towards Illinois. | ||
| They can go that high up fresh water. | ||
| Just don't say bull sharks and tiger sharks. | ||
| Those are the motherfuckers. | ||
| Super aggressive. | ||
| When you hear about people getting bitten, those are the two main culprits. | ||
| Meanwhile, Jackass is making videos where they're swimming with these little guys. | ||
| Those guys are crazy. | ||
| What about that? | ||
| They're swimming with bull sharks. | ||
| Look at that one. | ||
| He breaches the water. | ||
| That's CGI. | ||
| Did you see that surfer in the competition? | ||
| You see the surfer in the competition, there's a great white and you have to fight him off? | ||
| Yeah, it bumps him. | ||
| Fuck all that. | ||
| Didn't he get bit like the next year or two? | ||
| Oh my god, he's a delicious man. | ||
| Look at that thing, it's flying through the air. | ||
| That looks like... Yep, don't say it. | ||
| That looks like Vera de Milo. | ||
| That looks like Vera de Milo. | ||
| I was gonna say Caitlyn Jenner. | ||
| Vera de Milo was Jim Carrey in Living Color. | ||
| It was disgusting. | ||
| He was a female. | ||
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Give me a reviewer to Milo. | |
| Jamie. | ||
| Every year, you know. | ||
| Just save me, please. | ||
| Every year, someone on the California coast, it's not a lot, but almost every year, someone gets bitten in half. | ||
| And there's a, I shouldn't say almost every year. | ||
| By gangsters? | ||
| Three times that I have known of over the past like ten years, guys have been bitten in half. | ||
| And the scariest one for me was this dude who was competing, he was training for a triathlon, and so they had hopped in the ocean off the coast of San Diego, Just about 100 yards offshore and they were doing these laps and there was a bunch of them. | ||
| There was a bunch of people in the water and this great white came along and cut one of them in half in front of everybody. | ||
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Could you imagine? | |
| That feeling that you would get if you're in the water and you're starting to think, like, why the fuck exactly am I doing this? | ||
| And then in front of you, the guy in front of you, you see engulfed by an Airstream trailer with teeth. | ||
| And it just cuts him in half and his legs go one way and his upper body becomes this meat stew just fucking trailing off in the frothy waters in front of it. | ||
| And you gotta swim through that shit to get to the shore. | ||
| And not even that, have you been in the water and just something hits your leg? | ||
| Even seaweed, I'm like, what the fuck? | ||
| Imagine this, just looking up and seeing this. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| A Volkswagen door just closing on your body. | ||
| Part of the game. | ||
| Fuck! | ||
| All those guys that go out there, they know that's real, and they'll tell you it's part of the goddamn game. | ||
| Don't play that game. | ||
| For sure don't play that game. | ||
| Pacific Ocean, California Coast, that's Great White City. | ||
| It's not like South Africa. | ||
| South Africa is basically that whole like South Africa Ocean, that's just a Jacuzzi for Great Whites. | ||
| You can't go in the water there. | ||
| But on the California Coast, that's Great White City. | ||
| But no one's gonna attack the The real issue is this, Florida. | ||
| Florida's where there's like the bull sharks, tiger sharks, the black tips. | ||
| That's where everyone's going to attack Florida. | ||
| Why do you think great whites aren't attacking people around here, but they're attacking people like crazy in South Africa? | ||
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Well, they attack people in the California. | |
| Probably food. | ||
| But it's not that often. | ||
| No, not really. | ||
| It's not that often. | ||
| There has been a death in... One of the things they've been finding out when they've been doing all these studies, especially they fly over them with cameras and they look down, they're finding great whites a hundred yards offshore. | ||
| They're finding babies. | ||
| Yeah, they're finally- They're young ones here. | ||
| They think that they breed in San Francisco, right? | ||
| They breed in San Francisco. | ||
| In South Africa, they'll have a popular beach where all these motherfucking tourists, they're in the beach, and like maybe a mile off the coast, they're monitoring all these great whites, they're just looking at them, they're in helicopters, they're in planes, and the adolescents are kind of close, but they know that those little teenagers don't attack humans, they know that. | ||
| People are in the water while there's some task force, some great white shark task force, monitoring the great whites to make sure they don't get that close. | ||
| That's every day in South Africa. | ||
| They're there, and they could spot them, they could see them because the water's clear. | ||
| What do they do? | ||
| And if they get too close, they're like... | ||
| Get the fucks out of the way! | ||
| Get the fucks out of the way! | ||
| Why don't they put up like a net? | ||
| Why don't they put up like a net that anything smaller- Cause they kill the other animals. | ||
| No, anything smaller than like a fucking tuna can get through. | ||
| Cause then the dolphins and stuff get caught in those nets. | ||
| Yeah, you're right, I'm an asshole. | ||
| But I was thinking there's gotta be a way to like put up something that keeps- No, you know, a net's on this shit. | ||
| Maybe it'd have to be like a really tight mesh. | ||
| On the Discovery Channel they had this guy put up like these holes at the bottom of the sea. | ||
| Obviously, it's going to be a beast to do. | ||
| Had these poles and it would send off... | ||
| It's fuckin' pulses. | ||
| You see that CNN? | ||
| This is Discovery Channel. | ||
| Fox News, bro! | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Fox News is all pro-shark. | ||
| Dude, you know Fox News is pro-shark. | ||
| Dude, you know they want you to get eaten by the shark! | ||
| I think it's cheaper if they like, okay, we don't have to build goddamn fuckin' fences. | ||
| I don't think it's not an issue. | ||
| They just gotta keep an eye on that. | ||
| No, they don't give a fuck. | ||
| They want the seals! | ||
| Like, one person dies a year. | ||
| You know what I blame? | ||
| Obama. | ||
| Obama 2. | ||
| Donald Trump 2. | ||
| You know what I blame? | ||
| Pharmacy companies. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Random ones. | ||
| Tower 7. | ||
| You know who I blame too? | ||
| I blame Bigfoot. | ||
| Hey, what are your feelings on aliens, man? | ||
| I don't even think about aliens no more, dude. | ||
| Aliens are like... | ||
| I look at aliens now as a complete- You don't believe in aliens? | ||
| I believe that all that shit is government distraction. | ||
| Aliens? | ||
| Yeah, I believe that we've been tricked. | ||
| I've been tricked. | ||
| When I was into aliens and all that shit, I believed I was hoodwinked. | ||
| I believed I was fooled. | ||
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Hoodwinked. | |
| I believed that all the alien shit is all bullshit to trick people, and they tricked me, and they ain't tricking me no more. | ||
| Sounds like an REO Speedwagon song. | ||
| Ten years down the road, you're gonna think that the- The tower seven thing was a trick? | ||
| Dude, I might have to get out of here. | ||
| You know what I think, for sure we're going to wrap this up soon, but I think there's... | ||
| There's so little evidence that anybody's ever visited us. | ||
| This is a crazy thought, but think about it. | ||
| If there has to be a point, if the earth was, at one time, this thing that had no life, and it evolved to be the thing that it's like today, where we're on the internet, and we're driving cars, and we're flying planes, and we're sending video through the sky, it's entirely possible that we're the first things to do this. | ||
| Even though we'd like to think the universe has been around for so long that for sure there's other civilizations out there in this infinite universe. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| A good chance. | ||
| The thing about all the galaxies. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| No. | ||
| He doesn't necessarily know whether or not there's alien life in other planets. | ||
| And there might be. | ||
| But here's the thing about infinity. | ||
| The reality is, if we are the first ever intelligent life, and we're the first things to ever hit this point, we don't know. | ||
| We've never experienced anything smarter than us. | ||
| Not to say that we're so awesome, but we haven't run into any other intelligent life anywhere in the universe, right? | ||
| It's possible, they say, that not only is this the first time that this has ever happened, But this is happening simultaneously in infinite worlds that behave exactly the same way as this world in infinite universes. | ||
| That every fucking thing that's ever happened, including our Elkhart, including this crazy Tower 7 talk, including this fucking incredible fight between Bisping and Henderson, is happening to the exact same nanosecond in an infinite number of worlds in an infinite number of time zones. | ||
| But there's no evidence that we're here, other than the fact that we know we're here. | ||
| How do we not think that this is probably not just common, but constant all throughout the sky? | ||
| How about one thing? | ||
| Here's a new thing that I never thought about with the whole moon hoax theory. | ||
| There is no video There's all this video of dudes on the moon with a fucking moon buggy picking up rocks. | ||
| Don't take that away from Armstrong. | ||
| Listen up, listen up. | ||
| But there's no video footage of boom, here's an astronaut, here's the earth, and here's an astronaut, here's earth. | ||
| They went up how many times and there's not one swooping shot of the earth and the astronaut and the earth and the astronaut. | ||
| Shitty cameraman. | ||
| They had some shitty cameras, too. | ||
| Whatever they could use to take pictures of anything back then was pretty crude. | ||
| All they needed was one selfie. | ||
| Then they released those pictures that were proven fake! | ||
| They released those pictures on the NASA website! | ||
| Proven fake! | ||
| Just to beat Russia? | ||
| Of Earth from Moon? | ||
| That shit was proven fake! | ||
| There's like two different ones they released. | ||
| That's bullshit! | ||
| But if it's all perfect, the picture of the Earth is all perfect. | ||
| perfect from the moon, but then you couldn't get no goddamn video, all those hours of video on the moon. | ||
| You couldn't swoop up to the goddamn earth. | ||
| You couldn't get any video. - Can't get a camera beat? - There's no video of the earth from moon. | ||
| And we went how many motherfucking times? | ||
| How many motherfucking times? | ||
| Six times successfully, seven attempts. | ||
| And there's no video of the Earth. | ||
| Apollo 13 never made it. | ||
| They got pictures that were proven fake. | ||
| Why are they faking pictures? | ||
| Goddamn fakers. | ||
| Why are they faking pictures? | ||
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Moon, Al Qaeda, Jamie's already looking into it and he knows that's real. | |
| Bigfoot, Bigfoot. | ||
| There's no video footage of the moon, of Earth from the moon. | ||
| Well here's one thing that they absolutely did fake. | ||
| One thing they absolutely did fake is Michael Collins. | ||
| Somebody did it. | ||
| We don't know who. | ||
| Here's the problem. | ||
| You know, it could have been an overzealous PR representative, but Michael Collins from one of the Gemini missions, there's a photo of him where they blacked out the background and pretended that it was a photo that was taken in space, but it's an identical photo, just reversed, of him in a training, he was in a training program, so he's hooked up a harness and the whole deal, and wires in the background. | ||
| It's all over! | ||
| Look, you can see it, but here's the thing. | ||
| And this is just me trying to be fair. | ||
| Who the fuck knows who did that? | ||
| It could have been some idiot who thought he was smarter than everybody and he worked for the PR department of NASA and they didn't have any good photos. | ||
| Look, here's the thing, man. | ||
| It ain't easy to fucking take photos while you're in a spacewalk. | ||
| You know, and if a dude is really out there doing a spacewalk, I think it's entirely possible that they could lie and fake photos and twist stuff around. | ||
| I mean, this was the 1960s. | ||
| They could kind of do whatever the fuck they wanted to. | ||
| But you've never seen this before. | ||
| I want you to see this. | ||
| I want to see it. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Michael Collins spacewalk, Gemini, fake. | ||
| Yeah, it's weird. | ||
| See, the thing is, I try to be open-minded. | ||
| I don't know who did that. | ||
| I don't know when they did that. | ||
| I don't know why they did that. | ||
| I don't know if it would have been one goofy fuck who worked at NASA, thought he was really smart, and he was in charge of the PR. | ||
| I said, oh, we got some great photos, Mr. President. | ||
| Here's one of them. | ||
| That's fake as fuck. | ||
| No, Michael Collins' Gemini spacewalk fake photo. | ||
| Gemini 15. | ||
| That picture right there is so fake, and they're putting that on NASA's website. | ||
| They're putting fake pictures. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| You just had it. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Fake pictures on NASA. | ||
| And everyone's like, I love NASA! | ||
| They can't get one Morgan? | ||
| Show the contrast. | ||
| Okay, here it goes. | ||
| So go, see the one on the left is him in a simulation. | ||
| The one on the right is just the reverse of that image exactly, and it's him in space. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| That's all the evidence I need. | ||
| That's like showing me some mobster gangster who's murdered people with a stripper and someone saying, look, he's fucking that stripper. | ||
| That's all I need to motherfuckin' see! | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| He's a... I don't care if that picture's fake! | ||
| You understand what I'm saying? | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| That's all I need to see! | ||
| That's real shit! | ||
| Let's bring this thing home. | ||
| You're showing me a gangster in a picture with a stripper. | ||
| And I'm supposed to... And you're trying to... Yes, she's a stripper, but that does not prove... This is a five-hour podcast. | ||
| They fuck each other! | ||
| There's no proof that they had sex, okay? | ||
| He's with her... Good luck coming up. | ||
| Is there a picture of his penis in her vagina? | ||
| T-F-A-T-K-A-P-Q-O-B-G-T-Q-R-T No! | ||
| Hey, hope for reals. | ||
| We're in Oxnard on Thursday. | ||
| This coming Thursday we're in Oxnard, then we're in Brea, then we're up in New York for the Comedy Festival. | ||
| t-fat k.com EBI I'm gonna ask you one question before we go I saw something that yeah John Donaher was writing about palm strikes Are you going to implement that? | ||
| Are you thinking about it? | ||
| When? | ||
| The first show of 2017 is going to be the 170 EBI tournament. | ||
| So it's going to be regular EBI rules for the 16-guy tournament. | ||
| Regular EBI. | ||
| First show of 2017. | ||
| But we usually have three shows. | ||
| Special matches and they used to be Teenagers and stuff, but we can't use minors anymore and stuff So so what we're gonna use those three we would do a round of the 16-man tournament then throw a special match Let everyone rest then do another round and then a special match. | ||
| Let's everyone rest and then that final semi final round So before the finals, there's one more so there's three special matches now what we're gonna do is those three special matches are gonna be a four man Combat jiu-jitsu tournament where it's I had this cleared through the Commission years ago But it kind of got stalled with some of the rules. | ||
| They wouldn't let me They didn't want to do it outside of cage and they didn't want to give me more than three three-minute rounds So EBI was always about having combat jiu-jitsu jiu-jitsu with some palm strikes just to keep it honest just to keep your jiu-jitsu a little more real because when you don't have zero strikes I mean, MMA is the ultimate. | ||
| UFC, you've got punches, you've got elbows, you've got kicks. | ||
| But I wanted to make Jiu-Jitsu just a little more realistic. | ||
| It's always been the plan. | ||
| That was before EBI, I was trying to push combat Jiu-Jitsu through. | ||
| We have two matches going on YouTube, punching combat Jiu-Jitsu. | ||
| We did two matches, Compella did a match, Nate Harris from 10th Planet Santa Fe did a match. | ||
| We did two combat Jiu-Jitsu matches, and this style of Jiu-Jitsu, No striking, no Muay Thai, no boxing, none of that yet. | ||
| It's just strikes when you're on the ground. | ||
| So it's generally for three different types of athletes. | ||
| Can I ask you a question? | ||
| This is the longest pause of all time, son. | ||
| Yeah, but can I ask you a question? | ||
| How do you define when someone's on the ground? | ||
| Say if someone is defending a takedown and they have one knee on the ground, can you smack them in the face? | ||
| Listen, first of all, if you're getting bored, Brendan... I'm good! | ||
| Are you bored? | ||
| No, I'm good, man. | ||
| I'm good, man. | ||
| I'm trying to explain some shit. | ||
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No, I heard him. | |
| And you're saying that was a long explanation. | ||
| No, I thought we were done. | ||
| I'm trying to explain shit. | ||
| Do it, man. | ||
| Do your thing. | ||
| You're like, that's a long explanation. | ||
| No, no, listen. | ||
| Brendan, it was my fault. | ||
| I'm trying to explain shit. | ||
| This is my shit. | ||
| This is your shit. | ||
| Let me explain it. | ||
| Do it, man. | ||
| Do your thing. | ||
| I thought we were wrapping shit up. | ||
| It was, but it was my fault because I forgot this is something I wanted to bring up because I saw John Donaher posted about it. | ||
| This is some deep shit. | ||
| And, uh, I forgot to ask it, so it's not him, it was me. | ||
| I just got fucked up. | ||
| The question you asked is real. | ||
| I mean, you fucked up. | ||
| The NMN, the UFC... Well, no, you told me we were ending. | ||
| Hey, if you wanted to leave, you could leave. | ||
| No, I'm good, brother. | ||
| Don't get offensive. | ||
| I thought we were shutting down. | ||
| Don't use your feelings, man. | ||
| Do your thing, brother. | ||
| Listen, my feelings are not hurt. | ||
| You're the one that's saying, oh, shit, this is supposed to be... I'm trying to explain shit. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I interrupted. | ||
| You were just going to say EBIA and then I brought in, because I realized this was something I wanted to cover. | ||
| So we, yes. | ||
| Is that okay, Brandon? | ||
| You're technically correct. | ||
| No, I think we're both right. | ||
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I think we're both right, because he was like, let's wrap this bitch up. | |
| I plugged my dates. | ||
| You were like ready to go. | ||
| You're like, fuck! | ||
| Damn, you were ready. | ||
| Okay, I get it. | ||
| You're in trouble. | ||
| You have to be. | ||
| No, not in the least bit. | ||
| Not in the least bit. | ||
| You had to be home like 35 minutes ago. | ||
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No, not in the least bit. | |
| We're getting off track, man. | ||
| We're getting off track because I want to hear this idea. | ||
| So you can smack the head into the body with an open palm? | ||
| Before EBI, I was trying to get combat jiu-jitsu through. | ||
| The most, the jiu-jitsu style that would most best prepare you for a career in MMA. | ||
| So that's what I was trying to do. | ||
| I had a couple fights. | ||
| We did it at University MMA. | ||
| I got it cleared through the commission. | ||
| But I knew that we couldn't have it done in a cage and three three-minute rounds. | ||
| That wasn't going to cut it. | ||
| So that's when I decided, fuck it, I'm not getting the rules I want. | ||
| Let me just do EBI. | ||
| Submission only. | ||
| No strikes. | ||
| Submission only. | ||
| Get that going. | ||
| See what happens. | ||
| And then later, I'm going to come back and bring back combat jiu-jitsu. | ||
| And that's what I'm doing now. | ||
| I'm not eliminating EBI. | ||
| Who knows what's going to happen in the future? | ||
| I don't know what it's going to be like. | ||
| But the first show in 2017 is going to be a 16-man tournament, just like it's always been. | ||
| Submission only. | ||
| Same rules. | ||
| Same overtime. | ||
| But in between every round, we're going to have a It's a four-man combat jiu-jitsu match where there's palm strikes allowed. | ||
| It's not MMA. | ||
| It's not the most gangster. | ||
| It just makes jiu-jitsu a little more honest. | ||
| You want to do this style? | ||
| How about I slap you in the face? | ||
| Let's get a little more real. | ||
| Can they knock him out or no? | ||
| It's called finish-only jiu-jitsu because you can fucking TKO a guy, you can knock a guy out, or you can finish him. | ||
| Can I ask you this? | ||
| Finish only, self-submission only. | ||
| What about karate chops? | ||
| Are you allowing karate chops? | ||
| No, just palm strikes. | ||
| But here's the thing, you can kind of bring it like it's a palm strike, but you're hitting with the blade of the hand, and if you do that, you could knock fucking people out for sure. | ||
| I mean, really, you'd be well served to just ground and pound and drop these karate chops that look like bitch slaps. | ||
| Because if you're just talking about, or, One of the things that Bas Rutten showed is that if you can get your hand flexibility good, Bas Rutten figured out how to pull his hands way back, and he was fucking guys up by punching like a real punch. | ||
| Like, they drop those palms down on you. | ||
| It doesn't hurt. | ||
| See, that's the thing. | ||
| You can hit shit super hard with your palm. | ||
| You don't break it either. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You break shit with your knuckles. | ||
| It's really almost a better way to strike. | ||
| That could be a problem with a rich hand, but we're going to learn as we go and there's going to be some tweaks. | ||
| Big John is very instrumental in all this. | ||
| The commissioned camo is all legit. | ||
| It's not some Indian reservation shit. | ||
| We're doing it all legit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And we're going to bring it in slowly. | ||
| Right now, so we have a 60-man tournament, but in between every round we have room for three fights to have a four-man tournament. | ||
| We need three fights. | ||
| Because if there's hitting, you have to have commission now. | ||
| Because jiu-jitsu, there's no commission, right? | ||
| But do you worry about people getting hurt? | ||
| Do you worry about people getting hurt? | ||
| People are going to get hurt! | ||
| Fuck yeah! | ||
| Yeah, but you have to have different kind of services on hand. | ||
| Insurance and stuff, right? | ||
| Now, since we're doing this, along with the 16-man tournament, with regular EBI rules, we're going to have a four-man combat jiu-jitsu. | ||
| We're going to have the commission there. | ||
| There's going to be all the stands. | ||
| Here's what I think. | ||
| that the commission wants, we're doing, and we're gonna bring it in. | ||
| Who knows, it could go two ways. | ||
| It could be a complete disaster, or it could be fucking something that just takes off, and we can't even go back to regular EBI rules. | ||
| I don't fucking know. - Here's what I think. | ||
| - We're gonna go through it. - You need both. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think that it's a good idea. | ||
| It's a really good idea. | ||
| But I think that to achieve the highest levels of Jiu Jitsu in like the technical sense, I don't think you can have too much striking. | ||
| I think as soon as you start throwing whacks and slaps in there, like it changes shit. | ||
| Because once a guy gets that off, like all your job is now just to defend against that. | ||
| Maybe you would be offensive Jiu Jitsu-wise. | ||
| That's very important. | ||
| I think it is. | ||
| So we're gonna have both. | ||
| We're gonna have both. | ||
| I think both is the way. | ||
| So all this combat jiu-jitsu is, is we're not, the focus isn't trying to hurt anybody. | ||
| There will be people that take advantage of the rules and really focus on fucking bas-rut and palm strikes. | ||
| There's gonna be TKOs. | ||
| It's finish only. | ||
| There's also gonna be guys that elbow you. | ||
| They're gonna slap. | ||
| Elbows are illegal. | ||
| But even if it's illegal, if you're going like this, and this, They coming down with slaps, they might easily add that to it and there's not a whole lot you can do to stop that. | ||
| That's going to be considered like a knee on a grounded opponent. | ||
| We're going to treat it the exact same way. | ||
| There might be disqualifications. | ||
| It might be a disaster. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| I'm just staying in the elbow thing. | ||
| From day one, the plan for 10th Planet, from day one, was to try to make jujitsu more effective for when there's strikes. | ||
| That's always been the plan from day one. | ||
| Always. | ||
| And now there's an opportunity to make that a reality. | ||
| And who knows? | ||
| Maybe it's a disaster, maybe it takes off. | ||
| I don't know, but we're going to do both. | ||
| And you know, I just would, me personally, I think if you add some palm strikes, it's gonna make your jiu-jitsu more real, more honest, and not MMA. | ||
| We're not dealing with striking, standing. | ||
| Combat Jiu-Jitsu, standing is just wrestling. | ||
| No striking at all. | ||
| So this is going to attract three different types of people. | ||
| It's going to attract grapplers, Jiu-Jitsu and wrestlers that want to eventually transition into MMA. | ||
| This sport is going to be a great way to get their feet wet. | ||
| Also, it's going to take people that have had 18 and then they fights and they realize this is just too fucking intense, but I'll do this combat jiu-jitsu shit This is tanger they look at it. | ||
| It's tame Lightweight shit. | ||
| It depends where you're coming from and then there's There's gonna be three there's gonna be a third type of person It's just a jiu-jitsu guy that doesn't want to go anime at all no No dreams. | ||
| Never done it. | ||
| No dreams. | ||
| but would love to take it to the next level because it's obvious. | ||
| If you add jujitsu with some fucking palm strikes, it keeps it a little more honest. | ||
| Because when there's no strikes and it's just pure jujitsu, I love that. | ||
| But at the same time, you're watching shit happen. | ||
| You're like, man, that wouldn't happen in a real goddamn fight here. | ||
| And that wouldn't happen in a real goddamn fight here. | ||
| So as a fan of the sport, as a fan who came in through the UFC, through MMA, That's what got me into jujitsu is the fighting. | ||
| So, to me, it's important that we develop a Jiu Jitsu system and a sport that goes along with it that prepares you. | ||
| It's a Jiu Jitsu style, combat Jiu Jitsu, that will prepare you more for either MMA or real life. | ||
| A little more. | ||
| Well you know one way you can look at it is like we have boxing, then we have kickboxing, then we have Muay Thai, then we have MMA. | ||
| You have Jiu Jitsu and you have combat Jiu Jitsu. | ||
| It's another level. | ||
| UFC's the best. | ||
| Just like Muay Thai. | ||
| Muay Thai over boxing. | ||
| Okay, let's boxing. | ||
| What about kicks? | ||
| What about leg kicks? | ||
| Let's throw that in there. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So it's jiu-jitsu with some strikes, no big deal. | ||
| And when is this going to go down? | ||
| November 6th? | ||
| November 6th is the light heavyweights, no combat jiu-jitsu. | ||
| December 2nd in Mexico City is the bantamweights. | ||
| Gio Martinez defending his title. | ||
| In Mexico City? | ||
| That's just the same. | ||
| No air, son. | ||
| But we have two shows coming up. | ||
| That's not being changed, but the first show in 2017, we don't have a date yet, it's going to be the 170 welterweight championship. | ||
| Gary Tonin is the 170 champion, the welterweight champion. | ||
| He's going to come back. | ||
| That's going to be regular EBI rules, but we're also going to have a Four-man tournament of combat jiu-jitsu on the side, simultaneously going along with it. | ||
| Who knows how it's going to turn out. | ||
| I don't even know how the fuck it's going to turn out. | ||
| But we got the support of the Camo Athletic Commission, and we're going to do it. | ||
| We're going to learn from it. | ||
| Because there isn't a sport like that. | ||
| We don't know how it's going to look, and where people are going to exploit little holes, and we're going to have to tweak shit. | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| But the rules are? | ||
| The basic rules are, if one guy is on the ground, like, if you pull guard, and you're on their back, and I'm standing, horse stance style, I could fucking palm strike you. | ||
| Right? | ||
| If I got knee on the belly on you, I could palm strike you. | ||
| But it has to be on top. | ||
| You have to be on top on the ground. | ||
| As soon as a guy is grounded, which means if a guy pulls guard he's grounded, as soon as one guy is grounded, palm strikes can commence. | ||
| What about when you're coming up? | ||
| Like say if you go to dogfight and then you get to one knee and you pop back up and you're both standing up, when can he stop striking you? | ||
| When you get to dogfight... | ||
| That's a good question, because sometimes you're in dogfight on your knees, and sometimes you're standing. | ||
| And someone can just uppercut you boss rootin' style in the face and knock you the fuck out. | ||
| Yeah, we're gonna have to- that's a very good question right there. | ||
| In dogfight, because there's dogfight when both competitors are on their knees, and there's dogfight when they're both standing. | ||
| So, just like how in Muay Thai you're not allowed to kick a guy in the head when they're down. | ||
| You know, you can trip him, you can take him down, but you can't kick him in the head. | ||
| If you're in dogfight and both guys are standing up, no striking. | ||
| If you're in dogfight and both guys are on their knees, or one guy's on his knees, you can strike. | ||
| It's gonna be something like that. | ||
| But really, it's all designed... | ||
| It's all designed to make jiu-jitsu more effective as a martial art. | ||
| Because if it works and it takes off and people like it and we do it for 10 years and combat jiu-jitsu becomes a sport, I guarantee you the champions of combat jiu-jitsu will translate to MMA a lot easier than champions of other grappling genres. | ||
| In my opinion. | ||
| I could be wrong but it's just like Seems like a good idea. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| I like it as a new step. | ||
| You know, a new step from Jiu Jitsu to MMA. | ||
| And EBI, November 6th is the next one. | ||
| November 6th, you can watch it on UFC Fight Pass. | ||
| It's a Sunday. | ||
| It starts at 6pm. | ||
| Gordon Ryan is trying to take that light heavyweight championship. | ||
| Vinny Magalias is in it. | ||
| Gibson Saw. | ||
| We got some bad motherfuckers in this one. | ||
| This is the first time we've done light heavyweight, 205, and there's no champion. | ||
| And Vinny Magalias wants it. | ||
| Gordon Ryan, he's the 185 champion and the absolute champion. | ||
| He's trying to take that 205. | ||
| That down in her death squad, they're trying to take all the goddamn belts. | ||
| Eddie Cummings is going down to 135 to take that Bantamweight belt. | ||
| He's trying to, and that's December 2nd in Mexico City. | ||
| Gio Martinez, 10th Planet Black Belt, he's the champion. | ||
| The Danaher Death Squad, they want all the goddamn belts! | ||
| So it's a beautiful thing, man. | ||
| There's a serious war going on. | ||
| It's a friendly rivalry, and everyone's improving from it, man. | ||
| We're looking at what John Danaher's done with them leg locks, and man, everyone's jumping on that and trying to catch up. | ||
| We're knee-deep in that leglock game because of what DDS has done. | ||
| And so, you know, we lose a draw. | ||
| I like how you broke down to DDS. | ||
| DDS, man. | ||
| They got that leglock system down like no motherfuckers on the planet. | ||
| You think you know leglock? | ||
| Oh, I think I can defend leglocks. | ||
| Roll with one of them motherfuckers. | ||
| And see if you could defend leg locks. | ||
| So what that's done, what's transpired in EBI with the domination of the DDS squad, it made me realize that, damn, we haven't been paying enough attention to leg locks. | ||
| So for the last few years, we've spent a lot of attention on leg locks. | ||
| So all the shit that's going down is just making us better. | ||
| And we love the rivalry. | ||
| There's all these little sexers like the IBJJF guys trying to prove themselves in sub only. | ||
| And then there's the DDS guys who are Dominating everybody the fucking up the 10th planet guys geo fucking he's battling like a goddamn Barbarian, and then you got all the random The random guys like Joe Soto from the UFC fucking getting to the finals against Joe Against Eddie Cummings and just going leg lock leg lock from where in the finals Joe Soto UFC 135 | ||
| Contender he's in there battling with Eddie Cummings leglock for leglock turns out fucking Dave Terrell's a leglock Maniac who his it wasn't a big deal for Joe. | ||
| So he did end up getting caught in a leglock But you're seeing those random guys like another random guy the Russian bear fucking Rustem Chizia. | ||
| Holy shit So it's it's a beautiful thing that's going on. | ||
| We're all trying to win We're all trying to get better work, but it's a friendly rivalry and we all love each other and You know, we're just We're enjoying the ride. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| EBI 6? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| EBI 9. | ||
| November 6. | ||
| UFC 5 Pass. | ||
| And also, you can get it on UFC.TV or EBIOfficial.com. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| And Cameron Haynes, Cameron R. Haynes on Instagram. | ||
| Who the fuck is Cameron Haynes on Instagram? | ||
| How does Instagram not change that shit over? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| They need to get on the ball. | ||
| If you search Cameron Haynes, I'll come up. | ||
| You have five and a half hours. | ||
| I know, it's crazy. | ||
| But if there's another dude named Cameron Haynes, why doesn't he go, look man, just take this shit, I'm gonna call myself Boo Boo. | ||
| I got my own heck name. | ||
| But Cameron R. Haynes on Instagram, Cameron Haynes on Facebook. | ||
| I'm gonna follow you right now, sir. | ||
| You don't use Twitter, huh? | ||
| I do. | ||
| You do now? | ||
| No, it goes automatically from Facebook. | ||
| Get on Twitter, son. | ||
| Don't be scared of Twitter. | ||
| Brandon motherfucking Schaub. | ||
| We did it already. | ||
| We already said what you do. | ||
| So we'll end this. | ||
| This was epic. | ||
| Goddamn marathon. | ||
| Dude, we went five and a half hours. | ||
| We barely covered UFOs. | ||
| Think about that. | ||
| I'm done with you. | ||
| I'm done, too. | ||
| Thanks, guys. | ||
| Thank you, Cameron Haynes. | ||
| Thank you, Brennan Shaw. | ||
| Thank you, Eddie Bravo. | ||
| Thank you, world. | ||
| We'll see you soon. |
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