Joe Rogan and Brian Redban debate Microsoft’s AI shutdown after users manipulated it into generating racist, explicit content, questioning tech accountability. Rogan dismisses chemtrails as condensation, criticizes government CGI secrecy, and praises James L. Kingston’s extreme climbing. They pivot to John Lilly’s LSD/dolphin experiments—culturally suppressed but scientifically intriguing—and sensory deprivation tanks’ benefits, comparing them to ice baths. Discussing aging, Rogan highlights testosterone’s role in athletes like The Rock vs. Reynolds, advocating hormone optimization over stigma. The episode blends tech, science, and pop culture, exposing how cultural taboos shape research and discourse. [Automatically generated summary]
Well, it highlights the problems with an artificial intelligence, though.
Like, the idea that you've created something that's some sort of a computer that someone can manipulate.
I mean, if it's this easy to do something that fucking Microsoft created, you would have thought that Microsoft, being a computer manufacturer and a manufacturer of operating systems, would understand the goddamn internet.
There's a real problem with what kids are being exposed to right away.
If they go online, and I think they go online as soon as they get a phone, right?
As soon as kids get a phone and they start talking to each other and they understand that the phone gets online, they're online, right?
So they're exposed to fucking everything.
You get on Facebook, and if you're doing that, man, if you're getting on Twitter, like, on a daily basis, you're gonna be exposed to some really nutty shit.
And these fucking kids, like, they're not being prepared for this.
It's so weird just hearing what my mom, since she's been on the internet recently, because she got the internet like a year ago, just her language, how she talks is different.
Like, she's talking about retweeting and hashtags, and it's like, my mom never used that language before.
A lot better than me because I don't play tennis, right?
So, he became a woman and just started fucking dominating.
Like, became like a top flight tennis player.
And a lot of people were like, holy shit.
Like, how does that work?
Is that really a woman?
Like, this was like the precursor to the bullshit about the chick who used to be a dude for 30 years, became a chick for two years, and then started fighting female MMA. With this is a way the female MMA one is a way worse case because you're talking about someone beating the shit out of somebody with male bones and male mind and male tendons and all that jazz but Renee Richards was beating a lot of fucking like really good tennis players That were born women and there was a real controversy behind it where
people like man, I don't fucking know Like, how, what is, how do you, they should have a transgender league is what they should have.
They should have transgender, I mean, and transgenders are like, well, we want to be accepted as a regular person.
Well, you are, but not in fucking sports.
There's a reason why I can't play.
Like, and the Olympics is like, they're experiencing social pressure with this.
This is a big part of it.
And I think for some sports that don't have anything to do with explosiveness and sheer power, and then you could say like, well, Serena Williams is always going to be stronger and faster than a lot of men.
It's true, but one of them is Serena or their sister.
The drug testing people came to their house, they locked themselves in a fucking safe room.
The USADA. They need to know where you are at all times.
This is how crazy their rules are.
Donald Cerrone.
Who obviously fights for the UFC. He's one of the top pros in the world, right?
Donald fucking Cerrone gets a call from the USADA while he's doing something for the UFC. He flew to Vegas for the UFC. And they're like, we're at your house.
We're trying to test you.
He's like, well, I'm at the UFC. Like, we have to tell us exactly where you are.
He's like, well, the fucking UFC knows where I am, man.
I'm here for the UFC. Like, what are you talking about?
He wasn't there competing.
He was there to watch.
But they will tell you.
You have to tell them where you are in any given day.
Why do people think that because they get deeply offended by something, they should be able to change what other people enjoy?
Or they should be able to take freedoms away from people?
Especially when you're talking about something that's been already licensed and regulated by 49 out of 50 states.
That this guy could say, I'm offended.
And I feel like this is like the Christians and the Lions.
Guess what, dummy?
First of all, there's two problems with that.
The Christians didn't have a choice, and the fucking Lions didn't have a choice, and it was to the death, and they didn't train for it, and it wasn't like a huge dream of theirs, and it couldn't be a hugely profitable career where you can make Ronda Rousey, Conor McGregor type money, and Nate Diaz money now, too.
Our friend Nate Diaz is rolling in cash now.
Rollin' ballin' out!
He might not fight again.
He might beat Conor's ass again if they fight and then take two years off.
There's a big difference to when Nate Diaz strikes and anybody else that Connors fought.
Like, Nate is real slick with his hands.
He's real good at shoulder rolling.
He's got a nasty jab.
He drops his hands and sneaks stuff in on you.
He knows how to, like, throw punches, too, with, like, minimal wind-up.
He knows how to pop-pop you.
And he'll ding you, man.
He dings guys on the chin.
Like what he did with Michael Johnson, I was like, ooh, this is a tough fight.
And he's a tough out.
The only guy that's ever stopped him is Josh Thompson, head kicked him.
And when Josh Thompson head kicked him, like he still didn't go out.
He got rocked.
But he's fucking tough, man.
I was like, ooh.
And if it goes to the ground, oh, that's the wrong guy.
Nate Diaz is the wrong guy to go to the ground with.
He's a legit.
Legit black belt.
A really high-level black belt.
And I knew Conor had gotten submitted by Joe Duffy.
Anybody can get submitted if you get caught.
But he got submitted by that Joe Duffy guy just a few years ago.
And Joe Duffy's a very talented fighter, no doubt about it, but...
Nate wouldn't have got submitted by that same guy.
I highly, highly, highly doubt it.
I mean, Dos Anjos, that level, there's a few guys where you're like, ooh, if you submit that guy, he's only been submitted in the UFC Dos Anjos once, and that's because he had a broken jaw.
And it's Clay Guido who submitted him, because Clay was on top of him squeezing his neck, and his jaw was smashed, and he realized he was really fucked, and so he tapped.
But, like, a guy like Connor, if you've been tapped before by Joe Duffy just a couple years ago with an arm triangle, you got caught like that.
Like, you've got a lot to learn.
And I don't know if you've learned it all in time.
Like, you've got to be obsessed with jiu-jitsu.
You've got to be in there every day training.
And I didn't think he did.
I didn't think he was that.
I thought it was more of, you know, like movement and striking and all that stuff.
And I know he was doing some jiu-jitsu, but it's not like the primary focus.
So I felt like, oof, that's a big, deep-end fucking jump.
He might knock him out.
I mean, Conor can knock out anybody.
But he didn't.
So now that he didn't, and now that Nate knows he didn't, and now they're going to go into the second fight, and Nate's going to have a full training camp, ooh, good luck.
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What's the benefit of this second fight for Conor?
Like, I could wear, like, I could get a full-on hard-on and put Lycra on, put, like, spandex on, and put it online, and people would say I was offensive, right?
At the end, he's just saying he was hanging out with people in the hood, and this is why most people, most celebrities don't come and hang out in the hood.
It does seem weird that jujitsu moves, like choking and stuff like that, seems so common now since the UFC. You didn't see this shit 20 years ago, people doing chokes.
Well, in high school, we had a sleeper hold, because it was on pro wrestling, but we didn't think it was real.
You'd hear about the sleeper, he's got the sleeper!
Guys would get guys in a sleeper hold in a pro wrestling match, and they would fight it off and fight it off, and then they eventually would go to sleep, and the referee would pick their arm up to make sure they were awake.
In wrestling wrestling, you couldn't even do a full Nelson because it puts too much pressure on the neck.
You could do a half Nelson.
So if you're trying to pin someone, what that means is if you're behind them, you get an underhook and you go around the back of their head.
And you get a full Nelson as you have both arms and it's a bad place to be.
It hurts.
They could push down your neck and they made that illegal.
When I was in high school at least.
And so if you wanted to pin someone you had to use a half Nelson.
So you could never do a fucking sleeper hold.
But there's some shit they didn't know about that you can do.
Matt Hughes choked out Ricardo Almeida with just a front headlock.
What he did was he held on to the front headlock.
Matt Hughes is fucking country strong.
There's some dudes that grow up...
young, like lifting bales of hay and learning how to use their body.
And also he had excellent genetics too, because his brother was built like that too.
But there's like some strength that those type of guys have, like farm strength.
That shit's no joke, man.
Like, there's a lot of kettlebell guys like Pavel Tatsui.
He's got that kind of build, too, where it's like you know that if you try to wrestle with him, even though he looks like a fairly normal-sized athlete, he's probably just stupid fucking strong.
And so Matt Hughes...
Gets his front headlock on Ricardo Almeida.
That is a legal wrestling move.
That's fucking legal, as far as I know.
Unless they've changed shit, because all he's doing is grabbing his neck, and Matt's using his head and his neck to squeeze the shoulder and arm of Ricardo Almeida against his neck on one side, and then he's using his arm and his shoulder to squeeze the neck on the other side.
So it's essentially the same thing as a head and arm choke.
He's just in a different position.
So, like, he's in the north-south position from a stand-up, which means he grabs his head and he pulls him down, and Matt's got the upper hand.
His arm is wrapped around Ricardo's neck.
Now, if they were reversed on the ground, that position where Ricardo is being choked is essentially the same as a head and arm choke, which is a super common choke, and you finish it the same way, with the hand grip in the same way.
You could easily finish it that way.
Some guys grab the bicep, but the way Matt's doing it, a lot of guys finish it that way.
So...
He would be different, like he would be mounting him, where his body would be on top of his body instead of like in a north-south position.
But it's essentially the same way you're applying pressure to choke someone unconscious.
We had never seen that in UFC before, nor since.
No one's been able to do it since.
My point being, there's some wrestling shit that's still out there that you could still do, but a guy like Matt Hughes could choke you out with it.
Mark Schultz got kicked out of the Olympics because he ripped a guy's fucking shoulder apart with a move that was legal at the time.
It was like a Kimura.
They call it a double wrist lock in catch wrestling, but if you pull up Mark Schultz...
God, I forget the gentleman's name.
I think the guy wrestled...
I want to say he was from Iran.
Iran has a very strong wrestling program, but Mark Schultz was a fucking gorilla.
When he was competing, he's the guy that Foxcatcher movies based on.
But meanwhile, not really based on him.
I mean, it is and it isn't.
They played fast and loose with a lot of facts.
Made it look like he was gay and he's doing coke and he had frosted tips and all kinds of weird shit in there.
But that move, as far as I knew, he just took it too far or something.
But I think it was a legal move.
Here it is.
Watch this.
Watch what he does to this dude.
He drops, he gets the Kimura, he yanks it, and he pulls him down, just destroys his arm.
Just destroys him.
Yeah, and the guy is just screaming in agony on the ground.
Back in the day, ABC Wild World Sports, I think, wasn't it?
You know, they're getting close to what they call that uncanny valley.
They're crossing that uncanny valley.
That's that expression that someone came up with.
The difference between artificial videos and videos like this and 3D video games and then real people.
When I did that sci-fi show, the Questions Everything show, we went to NVIDIA, and we saw the latest in their ability to recreate a person's face.
And they still had problems with tongues.
Tongues were a big one.
And hair.
And some hair just...
And eyes, like eyeballs, where your eyeball connects to your eyelashes and your eyelid...
That looked a little funky.
But everything else, man.
They did it with a bald guy.
And fuck, dude.
It's fucking crazy.
When you look at it, you're like, that's not a real guy?
Like, it's so close.
They're so close.
They're like knocking on this door.
Where they're going to be able to recreate things and you're not going to be able to know whether or not you're watching something that's completely computer generated or something that's real.
And they did something recently that I tweeted a couple days ago, or maybe yesterday, where this guy superimposed his facial expressions on George Bush.
And so he said things and put words into George Bush's mouth that George Bush never said.
He's making, like, big smiles and weird side-to-side motions with his face.
Just to show that they could do that.
But I guess how it works is, they take a three-dimensional moving video of this guy's face, and as he's moving around, they take a three-dimensional image of the other person's face, and they map out where his mouth is and what the shape of his mouth is, and they just have that guy's mouth do the movements of the other guy.
It's just crazy.
The smiles are off, though.
If you see, like, Putin's smile.
Like, Donald Trump's looks fake as fuck.
Because he's got such a weird mouth.
Like, his range of motion in his mouth is like an old lady trying to do the splits.
Yeah, the rumor was Richard Gere left Scientology and Scientology decided to fucking drag him through the mud.
Yeah, well, I think Scientology does not like it when you leave.
And that's why people stay.
Like, the people that have left, they fucking go after you, man.
They go after you hard.
And the people that do leave, most of the time, they just shut the fuck up.
But the people that have left, that have talked shit about them...
Woo!
They'll wait outside your house.
They'll fucking make noise.
They'll follow you around.
Like, those videos of these guys getting harassed that were former Scientologists, and now the Scientology crew showed up at their house, and they filmed these people, and they don't understand, like, how creepy that is to us, watching that.
Like, wait a minute, you can't leave?
Like, you can't quit.
And if you do quit, you can't talk about what happened?
Like, what are you guys doing?
Like, what are you guys doing that we can't talk about this?
Like, what kind of nuttiness?
Do you really have kids working for fucking $3 an hour, and you make them work 16 hours a day, and you have them, like, that guy's, was his niece or something like that?
The David Miscavige guy?
Like, one of his relatives released a book.
And, you know, she's talking about how fucking crazy it is growing up in this environment.
Like, you can't talk about that?
Well, as soon as you can't talk about something, you know you got a real problem.
Because you could talk about being a Baptist.
Like, you could talk all day about growing up in a Baptist church.
Nobody's gonna fucking come after you, because they're not doing anything crazy.
You know what I mean?
I mean, even though it's a religion, too, as soon as you can't talk about what you guys are doing, like, you can't, someone can't complain about what you're doing, I mean, think about if that applied to the Catholic Church.
I think it's definitely gonna be harder for them to get people to listen.
It used to be easy.
Before the internet, you just had to have a bunch of successful people that were part of a group that were really friendly, and you wanted to be a part of it, and you wanted to get in there with them.
And the next thing you know, you have thousands and thousands of members.
It wasn't hard to do back then.
But now, Like, you don't have to wait until you're ten years in to find out about the Thetans and the fucking planet where the bodies are, or they fucking drop them into the volcano and they're frozen or whatever.
Like, if you read the actual story that L. Ron Hubbard wrote as detailed in that Going Clear movie where the guy first read it, and he was like, what in the fuck is this?
You can get that now.
So it's harder to get people to join now with something totally wacky.
But there's some other shit, like, what is Landmark?
Landmark Forum is a large group awareness training program in which up to 150 people take a seminar together aimed at helping them realize their true potential.
Well, why shouldn't that guy be able to wear that fox hat?
Because there was a girl at South by Southwest who was a fencer.
She's a competitive fencer.
She wanted to wear a full head garb in the photos and they were like no you have to take that off And so South by Southwest had to apologize because they asked her to take her religious clothing off Well this guy should go to South by Southwest to wear his fucking fox hat.
We should all do that because it's all ridiculous It's all ridiculous like any clothing that you have to wear and you have to take your photos with that clothing in order for you to be free Religion's made up, okay?
So any clothing that you wear, any fanatical garb that you wear when you go somewhere, that's made up shit.
So if that's made up shit, you should be able to say you're a foxkin.
You should be able to wear an octopus on your head everywhere you go.
There are reasons you're not supposed to have anything on your head because you have to see what you look like with no, you know, what you look like normal, like base.
So if we're looking for you, we know what you're...
There's a reason why you have an ID in the first place.
Because...
There's a lot of people, like, if you put on, like, a face mask, like a skier wears, where it's like, it shows you, like, from the eyebrows up is covered, and from, like, the mouth down is covered.
Fuck, man!
You could be a million different people!
It's so hard to tell who you are without seeing your whole face.
The shape of your head, the color of your hair, the whole deal.
There's a lot of people that look fucking similar as hell.
And so to have an ID and allow someone to wear some really elaborate costume where most of your head's covered and you say you do it because of your religion, like...
No.
No.
Like, they're apologizing to her because of the wacky rules that she follows don't allow you to show your head?
Like, get the fuck out of here.
It's 2016, folks!
I mean, come on!
At what point in time, like, religious tolerance, it's so important, religious tolerance, we have to be tolerant, unless they're Christian.
If they're Christian, you can shit right in their mouth, and you can make the side of the cross with your shit on their forehead and no one cares.
That's the one religion where it's totally okay to mock openly and make fun of.
You think you're a goofball, but if you wanted to walk into South by Southwest with a Pope hat on, because you said that's part of your religion.
I'm Pope in training.
I'm really low level right now, but I'm just gonna stick.
You know, like you are what you believe you are, so I'm just gonna wear this everywhere.
I'm gonna wear a giant with a fish head one.
The big one, where it looks like an open mouth, a fish mouth.
Like, if you look at it, it's obviously- like, it doesn't look like a- if it was a dildo, there'd be like a drop-off point at the base, and you're like, wait a minute, how exactly is this thing attached?
The amount of funny that we get on a daily basis is way higher than when we were kids.
Just all these hilarious animated GIFs, anytime anything goes wrong or anything happens in the world, these fucking things are hilarious, and most of them are being made by regular folks who have a funny idea.
They're not being made by professionals.
Which kind of shows you what we have said all along.
There's a lot of funny people out there that don't ever do anything about it.
You know?
They don't ever become like...
Look, Eddie Bravo is one of the funniest fucking people I've ever met in my life.
He's hilarious.
But until he started doing our podcast, most people just knew him as a jiu-jitsu instructor.
I'm like, Eddie Bravo is fucking funny.
Like, stand-up comedian funny.
But he was busy with a bunch of other shit and never pursued it.
He did it nine times, and out of those nine times...
A few of them were like the Hindenburg.
A few of them were like, he just wanted to just quit life.
They were bad.
A few of them were bad.
It just didn't work.
But a few of them were funny, man.
There was a few of them that were really funny.
And then there was other ones that were like a little, a mix.
A mix of like really funny and some stuff that didn't work.
But man, it's like everything else in this world.
It seems way easier than it is.
It just does.
Like you look at bowling.
You just grab that stupid ball and roll it.
How hard could that be?
Obviously, it's hard.
Because, you know, they have pros.
Like, they have tournaments.
They play on TV. They roll the ball better than the other people roll the ball.
Just, like, subtle nuances.
They have special shoes.
They slide when they release the ball.
They have gloves, and they spin the ball as they release it, and they want it to hit the front pin in this perfect way, and...
It seems so fucking easy.
If you're outside looking on the outside in at bowling, you'd be like, eh, I can fucking do that.
But if you've never bowled in your life and you go out and try it, holy shit are you gonna be bad, right?
Same thing with everything, man.
Everything.
You name it.
Things that look easy.
Like that fucking gay guy talking about gay porn, like, with a different ending.
Do you think his speeches are...
That's not easy.
Like, what that guy's doing, the way he's doing it, even though it's silly and gay and he's got jokes thrown in there, like...
His fucking delivery is pretty goddamn smooth.
It's pretty funny.
That's funny.
Like, and he knows what he's doing.
Like, he knows how he's being perceived, he's adjusting, he's pausing in the right way, he's saying it the right way.
You take the average person, you make him stand up and give a speech about MMA in front of a bunch of other people in suits in some room like that, and...
It's gonna suck.
He's got a built-in joke, though.
Everybody knows he's gay.
Like, all he has to do is talk about guys being hot.
Like, they'll do that to disarm the situation.
Like, gay guys have that built-in thing.
They can always talk about guys being hot.
Well, it's very hard for me to concentrate up here with all these hot guys in the room.
Like, you can say things like that, and then, boom!
They break the ice, and people start laughing.
So there's that, but...
It ain't easy, man.
So Eddie tried it and it just was too much time.
He was busy with his music.
He's busy teaching.
He's busy competing at the time.
He's still competing.
So he quit.
He didn't want to do it anymore, because it was right around the time when he fought Hoyler and fought in Abu Dhabi.
That's right around when he was trying it out.
But he could do it, especially now, because he's been teaching for so long.
He's getting really comfortable with talking in front of people.
And in his classes, he's really funny.
Like, sometimes in his classes, he'll say hilarious shit, just not planned out, not jokes he wrote.
He'll just, something will come up and he'll say something.
Or, you know, sometimes, it's like his classes are hilarious.
Like, one time he came in, he was talking about some UFO documentary that he saw.
Which, by the way, is absolutely a different substance than what these people are claiming is in these chemtrails.
That was the problem with doing that show.
Like that Joe Rogan questions everything show, like the people have some shit in their head and they don't, they just, this is what they believe.
It's locked in there and they don't want to accept other information.
Like this one guy that made this documentary on chemtrails.
I mean, he had made two documentaries on chemtrails.
And he said he had evidence.
He had evidence.
We have tested the water and the water shows high levels of aluminum.
Like, why is there aluminum in the water?
Well, it turns out, first of all, that dirt...
All across the world has aluminum in it.
It's really common.
It's one of the most common things you'll find.
Like as far as like metals, like it's super common for aluminum to be in the ground.
That's how they get aluminum, okay?
It's in the ground.
It's all over the place.
And when this guy showed me his paperwork, he's like, I'll show you the tests.
He hands me this paper and it says sludge.
So I said, well, why does it say sludge?
And he goes, I don't know, but I gave them water.
I go, but that's not what it says at the lab.
They tested it, and they said it's sludge.
So what is sludge?
And he goes, well, I don't know.
What is sludge?
Well, let's Google it.
The sludge, I think, is water mixed with shit, and it's water and dirt.
That's what sludge is.
So I go, okay.
So, you admit that dirt has aluminum in it, right?
Yes, I know that.
Okay.
But this water did not have dirt in it.
But it says sludge, which means water and dirt.
So your water and dirt tested positive for water and dirt.
Like, that's what happened.
Like, your sludge tested positive for being dirt.
That's it.
You didn't prove that they're spraying shit in the air.
Like, this is crazy!
Not only that, if they sprayed shit in the air, it would look different than fucking clouds.
Like, what a cloud is, is moisture.
It's moisture, and when you have a certain amount of condensation in the air, and you send those fucking jet engines through it, it spirals, and it's got all this massive Power and heat, and it changes the temperature of the air in those funnels, those tubes.
It creates artificial clouds.
Like, I'm not making this up.
This is all science.
Like, the scientists have figured this out fucking decades and decades ago.
This is like, this is a beaten-into-the-ground subject.
They absolutely know that you can do that.
This is 100% proven that you can send a jet engine through certain levels of condensation, and people are like, well, how come you see it turns on and turns off?
Well, look up in the sky.
Do you ever notice that clouds aren't uniform across the entire sky?
You know why?
Because moisture's not uniform across the entire sky.
Just like you'll be fucking driving, and it'll be raining in one area, and you drive to another area, and you could pass through an area where it's not raining, and into a new area where it's raining again, and you're laughing.
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Oh my god, we drove from the rainy part into the fucking dry part!
It doesn't mean people haven't sprayed shit in the sky before, folks, but when you're looking at those goddamn trails that happen behind jets, that is normal.
That is just what happens when you fly a jet through the atmosphere.
People should be worried about the fucking jet fuel.
That's what they should be worried about.
Everybody that lives around airports, they all get high rates of respiratory illness.
There's like a real scandal there.
That's the real scandal.
If you live near an airport, you're breathing that fucking burning jet fuel.
If you work at an airport, if you're one of those baggage handlers, one of those dudes that's on the strip every day, fuck, man.
What are you breathing in every day?
There's real health concerns there.
Do you know what?
What a big deal it would be if we really found out the government was spraying stuff in the sky above us.
I think the highest levels of all this stuff, like, you know, like, that Magic Leap shit.
Like, we're looking at what they release, and we're watching these little videos they're putting out, and it looks cool and everything like that, but we're just, we're getting the consumer version of the report.
Like, the people that are working on it at the highest level, where you have to go to their office and sign non-disclosures and shit like that, like...
I went to the NVIDIA offices, and when you go in there and they show you all your stuff, you can't take videos of it other than the stuff they allow you to.
They'll show you some stuff, but they release their stuff very carefully.
You can't give out the specifications of how they make their things, because there's a big technology race that's constantly on.
You just gotta sign non-disclosures for any of these things.
When you do motion capture for a video game or any of those things, they make you sign all this paperwork and shit.
It ain't that easy.
So the people that are at the highest level of creating these CGI effects, we have no idea how good they are right now.
They get better every year.
So if we could go to one of those CGI labs that does shit for movies and see how good that stuff looks, I bet it'll blow you away.
I know, what Alex does is pretty nice too, but you know, the climbing dudes, like the hardcore climbing guys, they fall into one or two camps when it comes to Alex.
Either they revere him, or they think he's a real problem, and they think he's going to die.
Like, there was this one documentary they did about him, or one of those pieces that they did about him, where they talked to this one old school climber who uses ropes and the whole deal, and he's like, it's not a matter of if he's going to die, it's a matter of when.
And the guy was just like, being real negative about it.
Which I don't understand.
It's because when I watch a guy like Alex Honnold, I say, obviously he knows what the fuck he's doing.
He's doing it all the time.
And he continues to do it all the time.
So why do you assume that one day he's going to have a mental lapse and not be able to do it?
Well, he can do it.
Is he doing it?
He's doing it, right?
He's doing it.
Okay.
Well, if he's doing it, he can continue to do it.
Unless his hand breaks.
Unless he gets old.
Unless he stops working out.
I mean, why is he not going to be able to do it?
Well, one day, he's gonna fall.
Like, what are you, hexing him, man?
Putting the fucking, the kibosh on him?
What are you doing?
You know, you don't know if he's gonna fall.
Like, what he's doing is very dangerous, but he might do it forever.
He might be able to do it until he's 80 and then quit.
He might know what he's doing.
You know?
I mean, he goes over those courses with a rope first.
He knows he's got a path.
He doesn't just climb something and hope he can figure out how to get up.
He goes through these things with ropes first.
And then once he goes through the things with ropes, he sees his path, he marks it, and he goes.
He set up this thing where he had Hillary come on and he told her about mansplaining and he asked her if she knew what mansplaining was and then she started to give her explanation and he corrected her.
I like burning, and I've said this before, because of social stuff.
I think what he represents socially will be a good uniting of our country.
I think it'll help us.
I think what Trump, what he represents socially is the thing that disturbs me the most.
Like when he says things about like Mexicans and that kind of shit, that to me is, that's the dumbest part about what he does.
And the people that react to it, like they go rah-rah, they get all fucking rah-rah about that kind of shit.
That's the worst aspects of our culture.
We got lucky as fuck.
We got lucky as fuck to be born in America.
You can say what you want about where you live, and you might love Iceland or fucking Sweden or wherever you are right now and you're listening to this, and I bet you're right.
I bet you're right.
Where you live has great Great qualities.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with where you live, but what I'm saying is the difference between being born in America and being born in Mexico is fucking staggering.
It's a giant fucking difference as far as the opportunities you have, as far as the chances of you being able to get a great job and be able to support your family.
People aren't sneaking into America because it sucks.
They're sneaking into America because they got a shitty roll of the dice and they got born into a poor family in Mexico, which is connected to the richest nation in the world today.
It's that simple.
You and I got lucky as fuck.
We all did.
And so for a guy like Donald Trump, he doesn't recognize that shit.
That should be the number one thing that he says.
If you want to keep America great and you want to make America great again and everything like that, we're all down with that.
But you can't talk shit about Mexicans.
You can't talk shit about them all being rapists, murderers.
The sheer numbers of people that come over from Mexico that are great, that don't do anything, that are just trying to work and trying to feed their families, well, they're doing it illegally!
Yeah, because a lot of other people have done it illegally, too.
And they send back money, and they realize there's job opportunities here.
And Donald Trump's fucking own companies employ illegal aliens.
His wife came from another country.
I mean, the whole thing...
Mitt Romney had a hilarious joke.
You hear what he said?
He said, there's some jobs that Americans won't take.
I think if Trump wins, what happens is you get someone like a Gary Johnson.
Gary Johnson, who is without a doubt the best candidate, but nobody takes him seriously because he's an independent.
He's a legit former governor of New Mexico, did a fantastic job there.
He's very open-minded, very liberal, very progressive, but also very smart, fiscally aware.
He's got a lot of super positive qualities.
He just doesn't want to be a part of that bullshit two-party system.
And because of that, no one's going to take him seriously.
But a guy like Gary Johnson could be a real leader and a real president.
But to be a president is a fucking stupid job.
It's to be one person that's in charge of so many different parts of this country that it's insane.
I mean, you have to be in charge of how much...
Taxes we charge people.
I mean, that's part of your platform.
What's your foreign policy?
What's the military budget?
What's all these things that are like, what are you going to do about healthcare?
What are you going to do about education?
All of those things require fucking years and years and years of extreme study.
Like, you have to, like, really be immersed in each individual aspect of our civilization to even have a thought of how to fix it and correct it and change the system.
Whether it's taxes, whether it's the economy, all these different things require incredible levels of expertise and to expect that in all these different areas from one person and then expect them to have unique progressive ideas about society and culture and how we move past all of our silly differences about race and gender and sexual orientation.
This one person would have to be a master They would have to be some guru from another planet.
I mean they would literally have to be some non-human.
Because a human being can't have that many levels of expertise.
Because to be an expert in anything that's like super complicated, like finance, Like, goddamn, those guys are studying it all the time.
I mean, you might be able to be like a really good finance guy and also have a mean racquetball game or something like that.
Just leave your fucking phone alone when you're in your car.
Don't kill anybody.
Because if you do, you'll never forgive yourself.
If you wind up texting and you plow into someone and someone dies, some fucking kid dies, some old lady dies or something, you'll never forgive yourself.
Just stop fucking with your phone.
Stop looking down at it, put it down, and just drive.
Like, it's the one time where you can just chill.
And just be involved in what you're doing.
Be present.
Be mindful of what you're doing.
I take this fucking thing and I throw it in the passenger seat.
I don't want it in my lap.
I don't want it in the center console.
I don't want to look at it.
Let's put it over there.
I just think we should all do that.
It's fucking scary, man.
Watching that dummy yesterday, driving with sunglasses on, the right-handed lean, scrolling through her Instagram, and like looking down, looking down, looking up, looking down, looking down, looking up.
The amount of distance that you travel when you're looking at your phone, you're going 60 miles an hour, and you're looking at your phone for like two seconds.
How many fucking feet are you going?
Think about that.
If you're going 60 miles an hour, think about that.
One, two.
That's a lot of fucking space you're covering, and you're not even looking at the road.
The little button thing that came apart, so I had to super glue it back together, and the button stopped working after a while, and then they started working again a couple months later.
I had to buy another pair just because I needed some.
I like the wired ones, but when you lift weights and stuff, especially kettlebell movements and things along those lines, you want the possibility of them getting tangled up or getting bunched up.
Which, apparently, they've done an insane job with these iPhones.
You can dunk these in a toilet for half an hour.
How do I know this?
Someone else did it, but you can dunk it in the phone because and the reason why this should piss everybody off a little bit They made these waterproof because now you can turn them in and you can exchange them when you want to get a new one So they wanted to make it so they didn't break So why did you do that already, you assholes?
Like, why didn't you do that a long time ago?
Because Samsung's had waterproof phones for years.
It's still, as far as Android goes, it's still like a company will make a phone for like Samsung or Sony or just 10 different companies that can make an Android phone.
Then they have to have the most updated version of the operating system.
And any update then has to go through the carrier to get through each of those.
And Netflix is actually the ones behind it who is downgrading it for mobile because if everyone in the world had 1080p for no reason, there's no reason for it.
I mean, if you're looking at a phone, but I have to tell you, one thing I fucking love about Apple is Apple TV. Because I have Apple TV at home, and a buddy of mine...
Yeah, I got the new one.
But even the old one was great.
But a buddy of mine texted me a YouTube video of his show.
So he texted me.
So I click on the link.
It starts playing.
I press down on the button and it starts showing on my TV. I'm talking about in seconds.
So I got this text.
Bang!
He shows me an episode of his TV show.
I put it on the TV and I sit back on the couch and I'm watching it.
In real time, stream on television.
I'm like, this is fucking crazy.
Like, this guy just sent me a show.
And it's playing right now from my phone to the TV, and it's perfect.
It's in HD, and I'm watching it, and my mouth was like...
A little bit, but I was trying to add, like, there's certain things you can do when you're taking a phone in a dark situation to make it look a little bit better, and we don't know if they're doing all that they can to make the picture look the best they can.
Boy Genius Report, which is a pretty legit website, they did a whole thing with the S7 versus the iPhone 6 Plus, and they found that the iPhone is still the best.
It says the 6 Plus camera outperformed the S7 more often than not.
But if I didn't have Apple shit, I probably would use just a Samsung Note 5. Well, that's, like I said, my friend's sending me that video, and I watch it on my TV in seconds.
There's nothing like that that exists in Android yet, is there?
Or the HDMI actually in the back of your TV. And then you download the Chromecast app to your phone so that anytime you have a video playing it gives you the options.
They wanted to imitate it, but also part of the problem was they had this lady researcher.
Lily was crazy, for people who don't know.
I mean, brilliant crazy, but crazy.
Lily invented the sensory deprivation tank.
Lily also was this pioneer of interspecies communication.
I mean, he was really working on this dolphin thing.
Long before anybody thought it was viable, he was trying to figure out how to communicate with dolphins.
And one of the methods that he came up with, he set up a sensory deprivation tank next to a dolphin tank, and he would take acid and climb in the sensory deprivation tank, jacked up on acid, and try to, like, sense thoughts through the water and listen to them talking and see if he could decipher them.
And apparently...
Yeah, he had some anecdotal success, or he kind of understood what they were doing, but who knows?
I mean, he's fucked up on acid.
Who knows what he's actually seeing?
But the woman that he was with, this is the interesting part about it, the woman that was part of this experiment, she lived in this...
It's a place that they created for dolphins.
And the place they created for dolphins was they had this living room set up and they had water in the living room.
And these dolphins swam around or this dolphin swam around in this water with her and it lived with her.
Like her bed was in the water.
So she would like get out of bed and step down and she'd be in waist-high water and she'd walk around like that.
Well, the dolphin's in this area and the dolphin gets horny.
And it's a big distraction.
So what she decides to do is start jerking the dolphin off.
So this lady, what her description of it was, was like it was a physical need that had to be taken care of before they could go back to doing the work.
So she, you know, she was like, this is just a reality of being a living thing with a sex drive.
Like, we have to take care of this, otherwise it's going to distract them.
But that shut down all the research.
Then they found out about Lily doing acid.
And he's also big into ketamine.
You'd shoot ketamine intramuscularly and get into the sensory deprivation tank.
Guy was out of his mind.
Some of those guys, especially back then, when people didn't really know what the fuck ketamine was, they didn't understand what this guy was doing.
This is the acid days.
Acid wasn't even illegal back then.
This guy was doing all these wacky experiments, and he was so far off the deep end, so far removed from what most people knew about psychedelic drugs, that he was just out there on the furthest fringes.
And now, just to this day, people are still trying to figure out what the fuck he was doing.
Still trying to figure out how far he got.
He was a real crazy man.
Like, Lily, he was the motivation behind that movie, Altered States.
That was all about Lily.
Because Lily was a scientist, and he was taking all this crazy shit, and people were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck are you doing, man?
Like, you're taking some crazy psychedelic drugs that we don't even really understand.
He's like, eh.
Whatever, dude.
It's like, leave me alone.
We'll go hang out with dolphins.
We just take this stuff.
But the Radio Lab podcast is really interesting because it's weird how hung up people get where as soon as it becomes about sex, like if the dolphin had any other needs that had to be met, like maybe dolphins have a certain amount of hugging that they have to have on a daily basis.
Like maybe their unique...
Requirements are that they need to be caressed on a daily basis, otherwise they get sick.
If people just climb in the tank with them and caress them, no one have a problem.
But it's caressing his dick.
They were like, no way.
That's where you draw the line.
Like, we draw the line there because we're ashamed of sex.
We're ashamed of our sexuality.
So a scientist who addresses sexuality the same way we would address Food?
Shelter?
Warmth?
Like, as a physical need.
She addressed it as a scientist, not confined by the constraints of our culture and our ridiculous civilization.
She just thought about, okay, we got a problem here, let's take care of this problem, and then we can try to get this thing to say hello.
And what they're doing is, instead of having a lining...
Like the Float Lab uses this super thick lining.
That's what it looks like.
Similar to what the Float Labs look like in a lot of ways.
Like they're just real heavy-duty...
Float Lab uses a lining that they use when they make koi ponds, that real thick rubber lining.
So there was a big problem with the Samadhi tanks was that the lining would burn out because occasionally you get like a hole in it and then some water would get through and it would get on the heating element and it would short circuit and burn through and then it would flood.
I only use the tank that I have, but I would definitely try it.
What he's done with the music thing is figure out how to have these floating, waterproof speakers that are right next to your ears, and they literally make the water vibrate.
So you feel music in your feet.
In your skin, you feel it in your balls.
Like, you feel the music in the water.
It's supposed to be incredible.
It's supposed to be like some real next level shit if you're barbecued!
Well, Dr. Patrick said it's epinephrine, and then your brain produces it, and also cold shock proteins that produce all this anti-inflammatory response.
And the way it makes your brain feel is very interesting.
The way it makes your whole body feel.
Like, you feel great.
Like, after you get out of there, you're like, whoa!
And, you know, the physical benefits of it, I think for anybody who works out and lifts weights and does anything where you have soreness and inflammation, and apparently for people that have arthritis, it offers a lot of help, a lot of assistance for people that have that.
I don't think ice baths are really easy for a lot of people just to do.
Because they'll just have it at the gym unless they have a hole in their spot like they're starting to have for cryotherapy for everyone to have an ice bath, but It's 15 minutes, too.
The first time I started hearing people talk about how good you feel when you get out, though, was when people were doing the sensory deprivation tank.
I never heard about people saying they felt good when they got out of the ice bath.
They were happy it was over, but I don't remember people saying they felt good.
I wonder if it requires a certain temperature you experience.
She probably already talked about this and we forgot it.
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I would imagine she hit a temperature in there, yeah.
There's a few people that I've talked to where I feel like really fucking stupid while I'm talking to them, where I'm just trying to like, what is it like on your planet?
I mean, this guy's giving a speech at a college and he's got a fucking...
like a sock hat on.
I mean, what a weird hat to have as a professor.
But I think those dudes, they don't give a fuck.
Like, their version of reality is so...
It's so...
They're looking at the universe on this almost impossible to measure level, and there's only a few of them that understand the mathematics involved.
When they start drawing all that mathematical stuff for quantum theory, when they start drawing on those yellow legal pads and they sit in a park and do it, if you left that there and you gave the next 400 people a million dollars to tell you what it is, no one I don't know what the fuck that is.
You could write in Japanese, and you could say, if someone can read this, you get a million dollars.
Someone's gonna show up almost immediately and read that.
There's a lot of people that speak Japanese.
There's very few people who understand what the fuck those guys are writing when they're writing all those crazy numbers and letters and squiggle lines.
I watched Brian Cox, and I forget who the other scientist was, but when I did Brian Cox's podcast, he's another one that makes me feel stupid as fuck.
Maybe the stupid...
These guys were talking about those equations, and they were talking about gravity.
And I was like, what are you even doing up there?
Is that real?
You have no idea!
They're making these squiggles and all these lines, and to them it's like, of course, of course!
Don't forget the little squiggle with the A. That kind of shit.
It's hilarious because they enjoy doing it too because it's like a cool little language that they know so few people know.
Like the language of that complex, those equations, it's like almost, it's like some crazy foreign Alien language like that only a few people know how to speak like they're doing all these equations and trying to prove that at its smallest level the universe is made out of something that's like strings and they vibrate at different frequencies and that's what creates matter and what?
What?
What are you guys talking about?
And then they start talking about subatomic particles and how they react when being viewed or not viewed and what the fuck are you saying?
You know?
I mean, that's why that guy doesn't give a fuck.
He'll wear a sock hat.
Like, who cares?
This is all just strings.
Like, you guys don't even know this.
You don't even know what you're involved in.
You guys are playing this game.
You know, you're sitting here wondering if it's going to be Donald Trump or Ted Cruz for the Republican nomination and the balance of the country.
What if they, I don't know, just to argument's sake, what if they found one of those things to be wrong and they have to stop teaching it and teach the right thing, which has happened since we've been in school.
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You know, they've taught us things that they found out weren't true.
And part of the reason why they get new data is because they're going over these equations.
It's part of the whole idea that's supposedly so beautiful, is that knowledge is self-correcting.
And when more knowledge comes about, when we learn new things, and we have new discoveries, and we have new information that we add to it, and it sort of changes the view of how we're looking at things, it's self-correcting.
It becomes a problem if someone's resisting it because they don't want to appear that they were incorrect all these years.
That's a giant problem.
And that's an ego problem that humans have.
Humans, they just have that problem.
Even if they were...
You know, teaching to the best of their ability, you know, they're doing an amazing job with what information that they had.
If something comes out that contradicts what someone's been teaching, boy, they fucking resist the shit out of that.
It becomes a problem like archaeology a little bit.
I've seen it with some of those Egypt guys.
As they try to introduce the possibilities of civilizations that were very complex and building giant stone structures deep, deep into our past, like 14,000 plus years ago.
When more of this evidence starts coming out, they're still resisting the idea that Egypt is older than what it is.
And there's this guy, John Anthony West, I know we've had him on.
That guy, if you haven't heard this subject before and you're not interested or you're not educated about Egypt and its history...
I mean, obviously, it's a DVD, and it's only an hour or a couple hours long.
There's six of them, though.
And it's a whole series of them.
I mean, the way this guy did it is so good.
He's so good at explaining it, and he's so passionate about Egypt, and he's so passionate about the architecture and showing, like, how much complexity there is.
I think he's got a Magical Egypt 2 that he just came out with, too.
But this guy is just obsessed with Egypt, and he knows so much about it.
Some of his evidence that they tried to show to these archaeologists to open up the possibility that when they're looking at Egypt, they're not just looking at one civilization that was advanced, that was making these incredible structures.
You might be looking at several generations that are separated by thousands of years.
Like, this might have been an area where there's been, like, one construction style that went on for thousands of years, and they had another one after that.
It might have been new people, like, took over.
Like, there's, like, a lot of, like, crazy shit happened in Egypt.
Like, the face of the pharaoh is apparently an African face.
And that's after the Nubians conquered that part of Egypt.
So what happens when the Nubians came up and conquered Egypt, they decided to take that Sphinx and carve an African head into it.
So they made the Pharaoh, whoever the Pharaoh was at the time, some bad motherfucker, dude.
He's the ultimate pimp.
He turned a lion's face like, yeah, that lion that's been here for about 10,000 years, dog.
Man, I think my face would look better up there than that lion.
They had carved his face into a giant existing statue.
And the existing statue might have been there as long as like 10,000 BC. Like they think that statue might be old as fuck.
And that this guy carved his head into it like way after it had been made.
There's all sorts of cool evidence about that too, man, that people are reluctant to consider.
Some of it is these fissure marks and these canyon walls that's only been created by, only could have been created by thousands of years of rainfall.
And there's this guy from Boston University, Dr. Robert Schock, who started proposing all these ideas.
If anybody's ever interested in this kind of stuff, Magical Egypt is the shit.
I'm telling you, it's amazing.
I watched nothing but that for months straight.
I watched it several times.
It's so good!
Dude, they were so advanced.
Fuck!
I mean, they were making some crazy shit.
Even if they're right, even if the Egyptologists are 100% correct, We're still talking about 5,000 years ago, 4,500 plus years ago.
We're talking about like 2,500 BC and they were making some insane shit.
So even if John Anthony West is wrong and it all comes from the same era, it's still in fucking sane how much information is available right now.
We could see like how mathematically complex these structures were.
These people are doing this, and they're making these immensely complicated structures.
At the very earliest, or the very most recent, 2500 BC. Fucking crazy!
I mean, that's crazy!
And they think the African face is even more recent than that.
This dude came along and just jacked that town and put his fucking face on the lion.
And that's when we'll know that the human race is a giant failure.
It just didn't work out.
We got too capable before we got smart, because the really capable people, the people that have figured out how to allow us to manipulate matter and exchange information, the people that earned that, they were super, super intelligent.
But then they took that And they gave that power to us.
They gave it to the masses.
Hashtag Dick Game Strong.
See?
What they did was they made something that we don't deserve.
And I also think the fact that he's not taking money from banks...
Like, you know, when he was asking Hillary to give a transcript of the speeches that she gave when she was getting paid a quarter million bucks to talk to these bankers?
I mean, that's a reasonable request.
If you're going to be the president, that's a reasonable request.
And he goes, you know, I'll tell you, I'll give you all the transcripts from when I spoke in front of those bankers because there are none!
So apparently he had booked a car service to take him to the hospital, but before that car had picked him up, he had already had to call 911 because he was distressed and then collapsed before he went out to the car, I guess, or whatever.
When I was in that thing, I barely lifted weights.
I mean, I did like chin-ups and I did some weight lifting.
Mostly was just doing kickboxing and I had never taken anything.
No testosterone, no steroids, no nothing.
And I had quite a bit of muscle.
There's certain people that are more prone to being muscular, especially if you've been doing gymnastics or something like that really young in life or wrestling.
A lot of wrestlers get it, but for me, it was kickboxing and a lot of calisthenics and some weightlifting, but not even that much, really.
Not like a serious bodybuilder would be doing it.
If I lifted once A week.
It was very rare for me to stay steady.
I would lift for a few months, then I would stop, and I'd go back to it.
So the point was, I was dedicated way more to kickboxing than I was to anything else.
If you've got a trainer and the trainer makes you work hard, you're gonna get more muscle.
It's like you get to a certain level.
If you see a guy like me who's 48 and you see that he still has a good amount of muscle and looks thick, most of the time that guy's taking testosterone, especially today.
Today's day, like the benefits of it are just so obvious.
I mean, you could not take it and just be like a regular 60 year old guy.
Just feel frail or you see these guys who are taking it.
They're 60 years old that are fucking shredded like you go to the beach go to like Fucking Maui or something like that go to the four seasons.
You'll see some businessman I was like in his 60s with a six-pack and giant traps Some 60 year old guy with a personal trainers taking testosterone like I think that would be way better than to be like a Like that Burt Reynolds character.
But point being, I mean, it's technically possible to be that big without steroids, and he does have an insane work ethic, but I would imagine he's taking testosterone.
It has to.
But there's no shame in it.
People are weird about hiding that.
These are chemical components of our body that we can manipulate.
I'm not talking about taking massive amounts of it because that's dangerous.
It's not smart.
It's not good for you.
It's going to fuck you up.
When guys go too deep with it, it's going to fuck you up.
But that doesn't mean that low levels of it aren't...
You should go to a doctor who really understands what's going on, where he's on top of the latest as far as replacing hormones and what are the benefits of doing it naturally, what are the benefits of augmenting it with some sort of a synthetic hormone, and have a guy who's got a long history of it, who does blood work, extensive blood work, And wants to find out how healthy you are.
And the first thing they're going to do if he's good, first thing they're going to do is manipulate your diet.
That's the first thing they all do.
They all want to look at your blood work and go, look, you're really low in D3, you this, you that, you need to start taking niacin.
Like, what kind of foods are you eating?
Because just doing that, just...
Lowering your sugar intake and all your bullshit that you eat and alcohol, just that alone, if you can minimize alcohol and lower your sugar intake, like really lower it, you'll have a big impact on your hormones.
Just that.
It'll have a big impact on all aspects of your body.
Your body will just work better.
Your insulin won't be so fucking spiked.
It just gets real weird when you start chugging Mountain Dew all day and you get like insane levels of sugar that a lot of people will get.
I know people are like, Joey, you gotta get all this fucking sugar chalk.
Talk about sugar too much.
I know I know you're right, but but that's the point is they'll they'll work on your diet first So what they would do is they would they would check your blood they find out where your levels are of everything including your Thyroid hormones a lot of people have thyroid issues.
If they say you have to drink water, you have to take niacin, you have to do this, you have to do that, I want you to limit your amount of fried foods, trans fats.
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How would you find a good doctor that does this besides maybe just ask your back page?