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Dec. 10, 2015 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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Joe Rogan Experience #734 - Brendan Schaub
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joe rogan
Yeehaw!
And we're live.
Dum-dum-dum!
Brendan Chobb, I've got to talk to you about marijuana and exercise.
unidentified
Oh, wow.
joe rogan
Together as a group.
brendan schaub
Really?
joe rogan
I am a huge fan.
Today I did something I haven't done in a long time.
I haven't been getting high and working out.
I got high and did yoga a couple weeks ago, and I fucking loved it.
It was a 90-minute class, and I thought I was abducted by aliens, and I lost time.
brendan schaub
Hot aliens?
Hot aliens in spandex?
joe rogan
The place I go to is not that...
Well, they're very nice people.
unidentified
I'll just say that.
joe rogan
But when I was in the class, usually the class, like 90 minutes, it's rough.
Especially at those last 20. You gotta grind.
You gotta stay focused.
brendan schaub
Mentally tough.
Mentally challenging.
joe rogan
It sounds like bullshit.
Like, you know, like, oh, come on, these housewives are tough?
Yeah.
brendan schaub
I've been through some shit.
Yeah.
I've been through some shit with football and fighting in a 90-minute class.
What?
And I didn't know it was 90 minutes.
I thought it was 60. I was like, damn, I'm about to freak out.
unidentified
I didn't have water.
joe rogan
You didn't have water?
brendan schaub
I didn't have water.
joe rogan
Oh, no.
brendan schaub
I'm super gangster.
I was like, yeah, 60 minutes.
I'm cool with water.
Then it gets to that hour mark, and I look over the girl next to her.
I'm like, damn, aren't we supposed to rap soon?
She goes, oh, no, honey.
It's 90 minutes.
You should have seen my face on camera.
unidentified
I was like, God.
joe rogan
How did you do it with no water?
brendan schaub
I'm about to break.
joe rogan
I'm about to break.
You need to try that Wim Hof method.
That dude, didn't he do like a marathon in the middle of the desert in Africa or something like that?
No water?
Yeah, he's an animal.
brendan schaub
Me making it through yoga, no water, just the same as him.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm telling you, bro.
I was about to break.
I was like, damn, these house moms are about to break.
Look at this bitch.
joe rogan
There was something about doing it high where it was easier.
And I don't necessarily know if that's good.
See, I think that sometimes those mental struggles, that's good for the mind.
brendan schaub
I agree.
joe rogan
It steals up the mind.
And the weed made it almost easy.
Easier.
Way easier.
To the point where I was like, that was an hour and a half?
I never do that when I'm sober.
unidentified
Ever.
joe rogan
Ever.
brendan schaub
You're kind of freaking out towards the end?
You're not freaking out, but you're just like, damn.
joe rogan
Just grinding.
What I try to do towards the end of a yoga class, we sound like the biggest pussies that have ever walked the face of the earth.
You know when yoga gets hard?
brendan schaub
Hey, whatever, bro.
joe rogan
I love that shit.
Fucking yoga gets hard, bro.
The fucking tough get going.
You keep going, bro.
I toughen up, bro.
I got mental toughness.
unidentified
I'm doing chaturanga and shoot for real, so I don't give a fuck.
brendan schaub
90-minute yoga will fuck you up.
joe rogan
It will fuck you up.
But what I do is I just try to concentrate on my breathing.
That's it.
Just concentrate on my breathing and I don't let anything in.
I don't let any complaints in.
I don't let any I'm tired in.
I just won't.
I know it's there, but I just bear down and really focus on breathing and bear down and focus on whatever I'm trying to do physically, whatever the posture is.
brendan schaub
Dude, for me, it was...
I'm working so much and all I care about is work, and it's all I think about all the time, but when I go to yoga, it's so hard, it takes my mind off what's going on.
So it's like a reset button, but it is a motherfucker.
joe rogan
I feel the exact same way.
There's something about holding poses and the difficulty and the focus that it requires to do it right.
It sort of erases your mind.
It cleans your mind out.
It's almost like a car wash for your brain.
brendan schaub
Yeah, it's almost like a little reset.
Then it helps later in the day.
joe rogan
Oh yeah, it helps you.
You're so much...
Less, I want to say reactive, but you're more relaxed when it comes to outcomes of things.
You're more relaxed when it comes to interactions with people.
I swear to God, I think it makes you a nicer person.
unidentified
I agree.
brendan schaub
It opens you up.
I'm more open-minded.
I think it...
You know, I've been going for about three weeks now in Santa Monica.
When I first got there, literally no one talked to me.
They're like, look at this fucking meathead in here.
No one talked to me.
I was in the back.
I'd come out, they'd have their little groups, and I'd just be on my own.
Prejudice.
I know, man.
Racism's real.
joe rogan
Prejudice.
brendan schaub
Real.
joe rogan
It's not racism.
We're a race of men.
brendan schaub
Race of men.
joe rogan
Race of real men.
unidentified
That's what it is.
joe rogan
They're racist against real men.
brendan schaub
They're my friends.
I want them over now, though.
They're cool.
joe rogan
You want them over now?
brendan schaub
What's up, Tina?
You know, all that shit.
joe rogan
Eventually you're going to get tea together.
brendan schaub
It's tough, man.
You never know.
joe rogan
There's a place that I passed by in Santa Monica that has some yoga class, but it's like a factory that produces hot chicks with towels under their arm.
brendan schaub
You want to talk about mental toughness?
Try not popping a boner in my yoga class.
Straight up.
I get in there, I'm like, God.
Damn, the teacher goes, eyes forward, gaze forward, sir.
joe rogan
Oh my god, she tells you that?
brendan schaub
Oh, to everyone.
Gaze forward.
joe rogan
Wow, they catch people staring at asses.
brendan schaub
I'm sure.
joe rogan
I'm sure.
That's distracting as fuck.
Imagine if you're doing your pose and some dude is staring at your crack.
brendan schaub
I bet.
joe rogan
That's annoying.
If I was a chick, I'd be pissed.
brendan schaub
I get it, man.
It is dark in there, though.
joe rogan
Unless that's what I'm into.
Some girls are into that.
brendan schaub
I agree.
joe rogan
They go and pretend they don't like it.
God, I hate it when people look at me.
brendan schaub
You know what's weird?
God damn it.
How dare you?
joe rogan
I hate it.
brendan schaub
Your ass cheeks are hanging out the back doing downward dog.
But some of the dudes in there, you know, God bless them, they're not in great shape, and they just say, fuck it.
They're in basically a Soonga, gut out, that's it.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Yeah, there's this guy that goes to my class, and I admire him.
He's this old, fat, white guy.
And he has, it looks like, probably never done a sport in his life.
He might not have even ever used the stairs.
He might have just used elevators his whole life.
I mean, he looks like he's never even thought about exercise.
Like, nobody informed him what it was.
He just got behind a desk and started eating.
unidentified
Kind of awesome.
joe rogan
Then he hit, like, 60. And I don't know what motivated him.
I've never had a conversation with him, but this dude is in there...
Grinding.
Grinding.
Shirt off.
Bandana.
He wears a white bandana like the Karate Kid.
unidentified
Yes!
joe rogan
Fucked up, gray, balding, you know, the whole deal.
It's like the hair is chaos and giant gut and gray hair all over his stomach and his tits.
His tits?
He's in there grinding.
That fucking guy's in there grinding, you know?
I appreciate the I'm way too vain to do any of that.
brendan schaub
I hold the position like...
Like, if I fall, everyone's going to be like, look at this asshole.
I stick with it.
joe rogan
Well, there's levels, for sure, of commitment to a position, right?
brendan schaub
For sure.
joe rogan
And that's the difference you see in people.
Like, there's this one girl in the class that I go to, she's Indian.
And I think she's Indian.
She looks like she's Indian.
brendan schaub
Talking feather Indian?
joe rogan
Or dot Indian?
unidentified
No, no.
joe rogan
I'm talking people from the country India, not Native Americans.
brendan schaub
That'd be dot Indian.
joe rogan
Because I am politically correct.
brendan schaub
Me too, man.
That's dot Indian.
joe rogan
I don't think they like to be defined that way.
shane mauss
I think they like Dollar Mende, Indian.
brendan schaub
Okay.
joe rogan
You know who Dollar Mende is?
brendan schaub
No.
joe rogan
No?
unidentified
You don't?
joe rogan
Oh my god.
To pull up the song Tunic Tunic Tune, this guy, there's a dude named Dollar Mende, okay?
And he's like this Indian pop star guy.
And he's got at least one song.
I tried to listen to his other songs.
brendan schaub
Dog shit.
joe rogan
I couldn't get into him.
I bet.
But he's got one song that is one of my all-time favorite songs.
What?
I don't know what the fuck he's singing.
brendan schaub
Is it big over here?
joe rogan
You gotta pull up the video.
Pull up the video and show it to Brendan on this screen right here.
The one over here so we don't get kicked off of YouTube.
brendan schaub
Oh, I hope he's awesome.
joe rogan
Oh my god, is he awesome?
Dude, you're not even gonna believe this is a real dude.
unidentified
Really?
joe rogan
And you're gonna like this song.
I used to play this song when I worked at Fear Factor.
Hold it, start from the beginning.
Yes, no, the music.
Right there, and then give me some volume.
Here we go.
Look at the shitty graphics.
brendan schaub
Terrible graphics.
joe rogan
Asteroids are coming in.
Look at this.
brendan schaub
It's like fucking Atari.
joe rogan
Look at this dude.
unidentified
You took the audio off?
joe rogan
Do you think they're real close for this?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
You think?
Yeah.
Look at this guy.
brendan schaub
Oh, shit.
joe rogan
Tell me.
There's two of him.
Him and him in the video.
brendan schaub
He's like, you know what we need?
We need more of me.
joe rogan
I mean, he's dressed in traditional Indian, what looks like magician's garb.
unidentified
Oh, this is full fucking Aladdin up in this bitch.
joe rogan
Come on, how awesome is this?
unidentified
It's awesome.
joe rogan
You know what I like about it?
I have no idea what he's saying.
So it's like music that you make with your mouth.
brendan schaub
Is his other song just dog shit?
joe rogan
I just couldn't get into them.
Maybe someone needs to turn me into the right one.
brendan schaub
I'm sure he has some other hits.
joe rogan
It's like Gangnam Style.
brendan schaub
You know who Gangnam Style is?
He came out with another one, though.
joe rogan
Is it a hit?
brendan schaub
It's a pretty big hit.
joe rogan
Really?
unidentified
What's it called?
brendan schaub
My Daddy or something?
I got it from my daddy.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
Well, people, all you fucking haters out there, One hit wonder my ass.
You know, Howard Stern was saying that once.
I was listening to him.
He was talking about that guy saying, what's he going to do now?
It's like, it's over for him.
I'm like, how?
Why would you hate on him?
Well, this is the other thing.
Like, maybe.
Maybe it's over.
But why?
If the guy can do it once, why can't?
Like, what is it that makes a fucking one hit wonder?
What is it?
Like, why does someone become a one hit wonder?
If you could put together like a banging song, like there's a series of one hit wonders, like if you go to websites, like the best ever one hit wonders.
But if you could put together like one of those unbelievable banging songs, why can't you put together another one?
Like I don't get it.
brendan schaub
Do you think fame fucks them up?
unidentified
Yeah!
brendan schaub
Like the struggle.
joe rogan
Uh-huh.
brendan schaub
Same with a lot of things.
joe rogan
Definitely.
Yeah.
But that's one ingredient in a giant poisonous stew.
brendan schaub
A huge ingredient though.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's a big one.
brendan schaub
Huge one.
joe rogan
It's also who wrote that song, like what kind of collaboration, you know, did the person who write that song, did they write the rest of the songs?
brendan schaub
True.
But a lot of times too, like when a band gets big and they have like maybe one hit or one album and then, you know, fame comes, the tour comes, they're busy, some guy feels like he needs more notoriety, drugs kick into play.
Drugs is a big one, man.
unidentified
Drugs is a big one.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
Especially the downers.
Heroin and stuff and booze.
Guys who just booze every night.
It just slowly pulls away.
It gets to a point where I think they're overwhelmed.
If you were a rock star and you're on stage and you're singing songs and there's 25,000 people out there and they're all screaming, it's probably overwhelming.
brendan schaub
Could there be a better job though?
unidentified
What?
joe rogan
It's tough.
brendan schaub
You really don't have to train that much.
You know what I'm saying?
joe rogan
What?
brendan schaub
Don't get me wrong.
Don't get me wrong.
You gotta practice, but we're talking about practice.
You know what I'm saying?
We're talking about practice.
joe rogan
They practice, man.
You ever go to band practice and watch those guys go over songs?
brendan schaub
Sure haven't.
joe rogan
It's way harder than being a comedian.
brendan schaub
No, I get that.
I'm compared to being an athlete.
Like, look at...
If Jay-Z wanted to have tits down to his ankles and eat hamburgers all day, he could do it and still make great music.
Like, the discipline's different.
joe rogan
Maybe, but you can't...
Here's the thing about being a fat fuck.
You can get famous being a fat fuck, and people will love you as a fat fuck, like Biggie, but you can't start out like Snoop Dogg and then look like Biggie.
brendan schaub
And then blow up.
joe rogan
You can't do that.
Then you're a loser.
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
You know what I'm saying?
brendan schaub
I see what you're saying.
joe rogan
Like, we can't have evidence that you used to be healthy and then you're unhealthy.
We can't celebrate that.
That's what it is.
There's rules.
There's rules of perception.
You know, the guy who doesn't give a fuck has never given a fuck.
That's why he's always been fat.
Biggie's always been fat.
You see him when he was 17 when he's rapping on the corner?
unidentified
Yeah, he's thick.
joe rogan
He's fat.
brendan schaub
Yeah, he's a thick kid.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's never watched what he ate.
Not a day, not a moment in his life.
brendan schaub
True.
joe rogan
So that's his thing.
Probably shouldn't eat that.
brendan schaub
That's his thing.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's him.
That's him.
But if you look like Tupac, all six-packed out, and then you became like Biggie, nah.
brendan schaub
But what other job, and I think this is why I'm obsessed with musicians, it's something I don't understand.
It's the unknown to me, right?
Like any athletic endeavor, whatever, I get it.
Hard work, talent.
But musicians, to me, it's so in this kind of outer space world because I've never been musically gifted ever.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't get any of it.
So when I watch them, what other job can you, like you see like Amy Winehouse, and these are terrible examples, but Kurt Cobain just fucked up getting on stage and just kill it.
You know what I'm saying?
joe rogan
Well, they've been doing it so long, though, it's like a part of their memory, you know?
They just know how to do it.
They just know how to do those songs, and they get in there, and they get in the groove, and the music hits them, and they just go with it.
And I think that Harrowall.
brendan schaub
Harrowall.
joe rogan
I think that Harrowall.
I think that stuff...
It has some magical properties when it comes to music.
I don't recommend doing it, and I don't think that's the only way to make great music.
I think there's probably some safer alternatives that also get you to a great place.
But there's so many people that did heroin that made insane music.
unidentified
A ton, man.
joe rogan
So many.
unidentified
A ton.
joe rogan
So many.
And what Amy Winehouse, apparently it was booze was the one that killed her.
brendan schaub
Booze was big.
Did you see her documentary, Amy?
No.
I heard it's awesome.
Did you see it?
That shit is amazing.
joe rogan
I heard it's awesome.
brendan schaub
Amazing.
It's a real bummer, man.
Super bummer.
Because she finally kind of gets sober.
I mean, this isn't a fucking spoiler alert.
Everyone knows she's dead.
But she finally gets sober, and she's kind of doing the right things.
And then her manager and dad were like, yo, you need to go back on tour.
And she's like, I'm telling you, this is a bad idea, man.
Because when I'm on tour is when I want to use.
Because I hate being away.
They put her on tour, and that's what did it.
joe rogan
So, did they say she needed to go on tour because she needed money?
Is that what it was?
brendan schaub
No, she just had prior commitments.
They're like, you owe it to them.
And that's when she goes on, I think it's Germany, where she's just so fucked up, falls off stage, and she, like, forgets the words, and they start booing her.
You know, self-sabotage.
Yeah, it was horrible, man.
It's so tough to watch.
joe rogan
Well, you know, it's interesting.
We had Stevo on the podcast, and Stevo went through a pretty lengthy detoxification sort of thing.
You know, he got sober, and then he went through this, like, lengthy rehab.
And like at a live-in place and you know, he went into great detail about it and about How long it took him till he was like legitimately sober like confident had a good foundation He was like legitimately sober and now he tours and does all these kinds of things which is crazy still does that sober Yeah, like to inflict that pain when he's dead sober now to me is crazy.
He's out of his mind.
He's definitely out of his mind But when he's doing all this, he's confident that he's not going to start using again.
I think when you're someone like Amy and you're just clear of it, and then the pressure of doing those performances...
brendan schaub
It's the temptation, right?
You just can't be around it.
Steve-O doesn't even drink, right?
He won't do anything.
joe rogan
I don't think he does anything.
brendan schaub
He does nothing.
joe rogan
Nothing.
brendan schaub
I think that's how it has to be.
joe rogan
For him, I think everybody's got their own thing.
I know dudes who have had problems with booze.
And then they quit the booze, and then they'll start smoking weed one day.
And then they're like, oh, I can handle this.
Like, I have friends like that.
And I know, like, Anthony Bourdain has famously had a problem with heroin.
But he drinks.
He drinks, loves weed.
brendan schaub
And he's fine.
unidentified
He's...
joe rogan
Fine.
He's not even remotely an alcoholic.
He doesn't drink when he's at home.
Like, you could say he enjoys alcohol.
He's an alcohol enthusiast.
brendan schaub
Big difference, though.
joe rogan
Yeah, he doesn't have a physical addiction.
brendan schaub
Yeah, big difference.
joe rogan
Yeah, he talks about how when he's home, he doesn't drink.
He just doesn't drink.
You know, and he doesn't need it.
brendan schaub
That's crazy discipline.
joe rogan
I don't think it's discipline.
brendan schaub
Really?
joe rogan
I think there's a—well, I think it most certainly is discipline, that he chooses not to, but it's also an ethic, but it's also I think we're talking about like a physical need, like a physical addiction, and he doesn't have that.
Some people do, though.
Some people do.
They get a little bit of alcohol in them, and then they're fucked, and they can't stop.
I've met them.
I know it's true.
I've met people like that, rather.
I know it's true.
I know they do it.
I've seen it.
brendan schaub
Do you have an addictive personality?
joe rogan
Not with booze.
No.
No, not at all with booze.
brendan schaub
What about marijuana?
joe rogan
No.
Neither one.
brendan schaub
You could stop right now.
joe rogan
I enjoy them.
I enjoy them.
brendan schaub
Big difference, though.
joe rogan
But if I go on vacation, I don't take weed with me.
If I go away, I'm with my family most of the time.
I don't take shit with me.
Sometimes I'll take a breath strip for the flight.
Or if I get a crazy idea and I have to write something down and everybody's asleep, I'll pop a breath strip in.
brendan schaub
Go on a journey.
Go on a little journey.
Get creative, man.
Would you say you're addicted to work?
No, there's different kind of addictions.
You know what I'm saying?
joe rogan
No, definitely not.
brendan schaub
Really?
joe rogan
No, I enjoy it.
brendan schaub
I feel like you're the harsh working guy I know.
joe rogan
But I enjoy it.
brendan schaub
I get that.
joe rogan
But it's not addictive.
Like, I could quit.
I could quit all of it except comedy, I think.
I mean, I could do that, too.
I could quit that, but that would bum me out.
Comedy's the most fun.
But everything else...
Even the most fun aspects of it, I could walk away from.
Like, what's the most fun aspect about the UFC? It's actually watching the fights.
brendan schaub
100%.
joe rogan
It's not working.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
That's not the most fun aspect of it.
brendan schaub
It's being literally the best seat in the house, watching the best fighters in the world.
joe rogan
That is the best part of it.
But the talking part actually makes it less enjoyable.
The working part makes the fights less enjoyable.
brendan schaub
I bet, man.
joe rogan
Like, I enjoy the fights more when we're doing these fight companions than any other time.
brendan schaub
Me too.
joe rogan
We're all hanging.
And we're broadcasting too.
There's like this extra element because it's going out there too and we know people are laughing with us.
brendan schaub
For sure, man.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
But whenever I go to the fights when I'm physically there, I don't have as good of a time.
I think for me, because I've been in there, I get these nerves and this stress.
And so for me, I don't enjoy it.
So like this weekend, I can't tell you how many times when I was at Fox, I would see you at the fights.
I'm like, I won't be there, man.
I'd rather stay here and watch it.
joe rogan
Well, there's another thing about watching at home.
You get the perfect angles.
You're seeing it from inside the cage.
Whereas, from outside the cage, you're looking through the fence.
You don't consider that until you go there.
And you go, oh, you gotta look through the fence to see the fights.
I've seen some of the greatest fights of all time up close, but through a fence.
Whereas a lot of people that are watching it at home, there's a thing you have to do when you're looking through a fence.
You're not focusing on the thing that's closest to you.
You're focusing on the thing that's past you.
So you always have this peripheral distraction.
That fence is always going to be there.
brendan schaub
Well, being cage-side isn't the best seat.
It's the most expensive seat in the house.
But really, you almost want to be in that first middle tier, so you have this view, so you're over the cage.
joe rogan
Does that make sense?
Yes, 100%.
And that's especially for boxing.
unidentified
100%.
brendan schaub
100%.
joe rogan
For boxing.
Boxing has a way better viewing position than the UFC. Because the rings are low, and you can see every punch that lands to the face, like, super clear.
There's never an obstruction.
Whereas, like, even me being right there at the desk, if someone's behind a post, like, you'll see me sometimes.
I have to get on top of the table.
I get up on the table and I'm like looking here to make sure like if I need to know if a camera's not showing me where a hand position is if someone's going for a guillotine I don't know if they have their hands clashed or something I have to physically get up and move sometimes and I'm fucking right there you know when you're at home there's you you're you're watching that shit clean and sometimes I feel like when you're at home you're getting those best angles it makes the fight even if it was a phenomenal fight that much more epic because you're seeing You know what I'm saying?
brendan schaub
Like when you're a person, it's kind of hard to kind of break down what you've actually seen.
When you see it clear on camera and they're doing the replays, you're like, holy shit.
joe rogan
And you hear it better.
You hear it better.
unidentified
100%.
joe rogan
Because you've got a microphone inside the cage, so you hear those, whack!
You know, like we'll play some shots sometimes, like we're going to play this back so you can hear it.
So you get to hear like a knee slamming into someone's ribs or something like that, whack!
Like Kyle Noak, I think we did that in his knockout in Australia, that front kick to the body.
He shot this perfect front kick to the body and the dude just went...
Peter Sabato, he made this...
brendan schaub
You can hear it.
joe rogan
Nothing he can do.
But you hear the slap of the ball of his foot just slamming into that dude's body.
It was like a perfect front kick.
brendan schaub
Kyle Noak looks great.
That's the thing, a lot of those shots...
Especially heavyweights.
joe rogan
You're not going to hear them that good inside the actual arena itself.
There's so much crowd noise.
Unless you're right there, it's hard to hear.
Even when you're on the first tier, it's hard to hear the impact with everybody yelling and all that screaming.
brendan schaub
I don't know when I'll go to another live event.
For me, it's too stressful.
Even football games are tough for me to go to.
The UFC, it's just so intense.
For me, it gives me these nerves being right back there.
I hate staying in hotels because of The stress of Fight Week.
Wow.
I hate it.
Ask Callen.
When Callen and I go on the road, I always look for an Airbnb house because I hate hotels.
unidentified
Wow.
brendan schaub
Because I get super stressed.
I get anxiety.
Isn't that rough?
Oh, you want to go on vacation with me?
No.
unidentified
Wow.
brendan schaub
You really don't.
I know.
It's an issue.
joe rogan
That's funny.
brendan schaub
I know, man.
joe rogan
That's a weird issue.
brendan schaub
Yeah, it is.
joe rogan
The thing about being there live, though, is the energy in the room that you get where it feels like history.
There's been some fights where I was at where I was taking it on and I'm like, wow.
I just went into some history.
When Weidman knocked out Anderson, I remember when Anderson went down and Weidman was just playing basketball with his head.
Ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom.
And it was sinking in.
Oh my god, Anderson is fucking out cold.
This is real.
It didn't seem real.
You know how when something that's truly spectacular like that happens, it almost doesn't seem real as it's going on.
brendan schaub
Looks like a video game.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Well, especially because Anderson had beaten everybody for so long.
We had got it in our head that Anderson wins.
Anderson beats everybody.
Anderson beats Stefan Bonner.
It looked like he was going to lose to Chael Sonnen.
Throws up that triangle and catches him.
Anderson beats this guy.
Anderson knocks out Vitor with a front kick.
And then you see...
That Chris Weidman left hook just crank, just crank on his chin.
And then you see Anderson's eyes roll back, and you're like, your brain is trying to process it.
Like, am I seeing this?
Is this real?
And then he's down, and I'm like, ah!
And then I remember whatever fucking noises I make, like, oh!
Oh!
And then Weidman's on top of him, boom, boom, boom, boom!
And they stop the fight, and I go, oh my god!
unidentified
Crazy.
joe rogan
You just realize.
Did I just see this?
brendan schaub
I think there's no other live sporting event better than a good, solid UFC fight.
There's no better live event.
Like this weekend, UFC 194, obviously it's sold out, but that will be the best live event to go to.
Yeah, there's nothing live.
Now, on the other end of that, if it's a sleeper, if it's a rough night, It is the worst event to go to.
It gets boring.
It's a long night, it gets really boring.
joe rogan
It can get boring.
brendan schaub
Yes.
I mean, it's like anything, but it's tough, man.
joe rogan
You know what I think is a tough thing when they have fights in high altitude?
You know, like, unless you got all Colorado guys and Albuquerque guys and they're fighting in Denver.
Like, shit, man.
brendan schaub
Who the fuck thought to put Mark Hunt and Ben Rothwell in Denver?
Who's like, you know what, sign him up for Denver.
joe rogan
And then how about this?
Then they go put Mark Hunt with Fabrizio in Mexico City, which is 2,000 feet above Denver.
brendan schaub
Oh, and you give him like a six-day notice and he's 200 pounds.
joe rogan
And he almost won.
Talk about that.
brendan schaub
Well, warrior.
joe rogan
Yeah, came out in the first round, almost won.
You know, and then comes out in the Stipe Miocic fight out of shape.
You know?
Gets beaten down in that fight.
brendan schaub
And then they're great.
joe rogan
Oh, my God.
brendan schaub
In great shape.
Phenomenal shape.
He didn't even have to cut any weight at all to make 265. Well, I saw they just announced Verdum, Kane, February 8th or 6th.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's the Super Bowl weekend.
That's when Jamie does all his gambling.
Look at him.
brendan schaub
I hear that, Doug.
unidentified
Smiling.
brendan schaub
Look at him.
Football gambling.
Look at him.
joe rogan
He gets crazy.
gets Scrooge McDuck in his brain.
brendan schaub
But did they announce where that fight's at?
Is it Vegas?
joe rogan
It's a Vegas fight for sure.
I couldn't imagine it being anywhere else.
A fight like that, that's a big fight.
There's going to be a lot of betting.
Unless it's in Brazil.
brendan schaub
Don't honeydick Kane and make him go to Brazil.
Let's keep him in Vegas, man.
joe rogan
Listen, man.
Kane is one of my favorite all-time fighters.
However, he's not the champ anymore.
The champ is Fabricio Verdum.
And if Fabricio Verdum wants a fight in Brazil, what if he's only going to have one fucking title fight ever?
Who knows?
brendan schaub
Hey, homeboy, it doesn't work like the asshole he home out is to being champ.
They said, hey, real quick, Holly, just a reminder, you ain't shit.
You're going to fight when Ronda's ready.
So we're going to do it in July.
joe rogan
How rude.
brendan schaub
Tell me about it.
I didn't make this decision.
I'm just saying, the champ really, a lot of times, unless your name's Conor McGregor or Ronda Rousey, you don't have shit to say.
joe rogan
Well, it is such a different scenario than it is in boxing.
But in boxing, there are some parallels.
Like you saw Tyson Fury beat Vladimir Klitschko.
Did you see that?
Bizarre fight.
brendan schaub
He beat the shit out of him.
joe rogan
But Vladimir Klitschko forgot how to box.
brendan schaub
I think age caught up with him.
joe rogan
You think that's what it is?
brendan schaub
Just overnight, he looked like pure shit.
And Tyson's tough to fight, man.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's tough.
He's undefeated.
brendan schaub
But he's undefeated.
He's taller than Klitschko.
He's very awkward.
He didn't really respect him.
He's playing these games.
I don't know.
It looked like something was wrong with Klitschko's right hand.
joe rogan
Did it?
brendan schaub
He didn't throw anything.
He threw nothing.
joe rogan
I think he was worried.
brendan schaub
I agree.
He couldn't get the timing done.
joe rogan
Shit-talking.
I think the shit-talking got to him.
The guy constantly talks shit, fuck with his emotions, you know?
And I think he's all wound up tight.
I think that's a big, big issue with fighters.
Big issues.
brendan schaub
Even with Klitschko, though?
He's been through the wringer.
He hasn't lost 10 years.
joe rogan
Doesn't matter.
That kind of shit-talking, that kind of disrespectful shit-talking, I think it still gets to you.
brendan schaub
Then your boy, Aldo's fucked Saturday.
joe rogan
Aldo's a different guy.
Then Klitschko?
Yes.
brendan schaub
You're talking about an Olympic gold medalist.
joe rogan
Yes, but Klitschko has been a guy that they have labeled as a guy who has issues with mental toughness.
He got knocked out by Corey...
What the fuck is his name?
I want to say Corey Anderson?
What the hell?
No, not Corey Anderson.
The South African guy knocked him out.
And then Lamont Brewster knocked him out, too.
Both guys knocked him out.
And, you know, the guys were saying, like, that he had issues with mental toughness.
That was the rap on him.
This is not my opinion.
This is like the boxing insiders that knew him from the gym would say these things.
And that was one of the things that they brought up in this fight, that Tyson Fury believed from talking to people that trained with Klitschko, with Emanuel Stewart, that Klitschko could be broken.
He could be bullied.
He could be fucked with.
You can get inside his head.
brendan schaub
You know?
What was his name?
joe rogan
What was the first guy?
brendan schaub
No one's been able to do it for 10 years.
joe rogan
Yeah, I mean, look, he's giant and he has a great jab.
brendan schaub
I'll tell you who fucks up both these boys and he fights Saturday night.
That Anthony Joshua guy from England.
I'm telling you, man.
Did you look this kid up?
joe rogan
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, he looks terrifying.
God dog.
And you know who everybody's ducking?
Shannon Briggs.
brendan schaub
They really are.
joe rogan
They don't want none of that.
brendan schaub
I mean, he's older, but yeah.
joe rogan
He's older.
He's 43 years old.
But he is still packing some serious fucking power.
He's got a wicked left hook to the body.
brendan schaub
He's nasty as fuck, I agree.
joe rogan
He's got a skillful delivery of punches that is unparalleled in that division.
I think if you watch the way he delivers combinations, he can deliver a one-two vicious left hook to the body that there's not a lot of guys in that division could do.
brendan schaub
It's a craft.
I know, but it's hard to sell a 43-year-old.
Oh yeah, it is.
joe rogan
Corey Sanders, that's who it is, thank you.
Pull up the last fight, Shannon Briggs' last fight.
Dude, he's fighting a guy who does not deserve to be in the ring with him, right?
He's a former world champion, and at one time he's like one of the biggest prospects in the heavyweight division.
But he hits this dude with a one-two, like a gentle one-two, and then just pops him on the left hook, left hook to the liver, and the guy goes...
His body just crumbles.
It's the way he delivers it, like there's a fluidity to his left hook, like Nicky Holtzkin.
You ever seen Nicky Holtzkin throw that left hook?
brendan schaub
Probably the best left hook in the world.
joe rogan
That left hook is a goddamn thing of beauty.
brendan schaub
It's from the heavens.
joe rogan
The way Nicky throws it too, it's like he gets you thinking about these head punches and then snap!
He just snaps it in, like right in the pocket in that liver shot.
brendan schaub
You know they, not to go back to them, but you know they took Tyson Fury's title away.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
That's what I was going to say.
In MMA, you can't look at it that way.
Well, I guess we're going to see a replay.
But why don't you bring it back to the beginning, Jamie, so you can watch it from the beginning.
brendan schaub
Briggs is jacked, son.
joe rogan
Well, can we go to the beginning of the video?
Just go all the way to the beginning.
There you go.
Right to the beginning.
But look at this.
unidentified
That's it.
joe rogan
That's exactly what I was looking for.
Do that again.
Play that again.
Play that again.
But just watch the fluidity.
Pop, pop.
Watch this.
Come on, son.
brendan schaub
That's nasty.
joe rogan
Pop, pop, and then that left hook under the arm.
Who the fuck?
Who boxes like him in the heavyweight division?
I would say one more time.
Do that thing from the beginning.
brendan schaub
Look at that.
joe rogan
The whipping fluidity to his punches.
He's got this real refined style of punching.
brendan schaub
He's going to struggle with a younger guy like that.
Joshua or Dante Wilder, though.
They're not going to sit there.
joe rogan
That's true.
They're going to push a hard pace.
They're going to get in his face.
brendan schaub
That guy he's fighting, he got straight off the bus.
joe rogan
Look at this son.
Yeah.
brendan schaub
That's nasty.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
But, you know, he had a hard time with Vitaly Klitschko.
Vitaly Klitschko beat him up.
But I don't know if he was working as hard back then as he was now.
He's sort of like a reborn kind of a guy.
Good for him, man.
He's got all these motivational videos online, too.
He's an interesting guy.
unidentified
I'm a fan.
joe rogan
I am, too.
Me, too.
I want to see him get a shot before he's too old.
brendan schaub
You know, he's 43. It's going to be tough, man.
joe rogan
Dude, him and Tyson Fury would be some wild shit.
That would be a wild ass fight.
Him and Deontay Wilder, that would be another wild fight.
brendan schaub
Dude, I'm trying to see Deontay Wilder and that Joshua guy.
joe rogan
Yeah, that would be interesting.
brendan schaub
But boxing, right?
It takes forever for anything to work out.
joe rogan
Did you see Canelo Alvarez?
brendan schaub
Yes.
joe rogan
Miguel Cotto?
How good did Alvarez look?
Jesus Christ.
brendan schaub
He looked good.
He looked good.
To me, he's not the savior.
Like, he's not the Mexican savior that we're all looking for.
He could be.
Not yet.
Not yet.
If I'm Canelo's camp, you're not fighting Triple G next.
We're not doing that.
That's a bad idea.
As a fan, I'm like, fuck yeah, fight.
joe rogan
You know what the problem with the Triple G fight is?
If I was a promoter, I would say that guy only sold 145,000 pay-per-views in his last fight.
Nobody knows who the fuck he is yet.
brendan schaub
And he's dangerous as fuck.
joe rogan
He's dangerous as fuck.
And if you're going to have that fight, it should be maximized.
brendan schaub
I agree, man.
joe rogan
When Floyd and Manny, they almost missed the boat, right?
brendan schaub
Oh, they missed the boat.
joe rogan
Well, they kind of did, but they still hit it pretty goddamn hard.
It was the biggest fight ever.
unidentified
It went big.
brendan schaub
I'm just saying it could have been bigger if they did it two years ago.
joe rogan
They got lucky and they pulled it back once Manny came back and won some fights and looked really good.
But if you look at that division right now, you know, like, if you look at, like...
If you look at Canelo's fight with Floyd, that was a good fight for Canelo to learn.
He's really young.
He's trying to figure it out.
brendan schaub
It's too much for him.
joe rogan
Too much for him.
brendan schaub
Made him mainstream.
joe rogan
But if you look at Gennady Golovkin, he's a totally different kind of a guy.
He's a dangerous guy.
brendan schaub
No, he's ready to go.
He's ready to fight anyone in the world and beat him right now.
Canelo's not at that stage yet.
joe rogan
He might be, though.
brendan schaub
You think?
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
After being an older Kodo?
joe rogan
Yeah, but he looked good.
He looked good.
He was showing all kinds of skills that he hadn't shown before.
That counter uppercut.
He was doing a lot of nasty stuff in there.
brendan schaub
His defense looked amazing.
joe rogan
And he fucking hits hard.
He scares guys, because he doesn't throw a lot of half-speed stuff.
Yeah, it's just it's an assault, you know, and you feel that like that pressure right off the beginning Like he puts his pressure on Cotto and that pressure is always there.
It's a part of the fight It's like his power and his presence they are an added element that Cotto has to consider that he didn't have to consider with Cotto Like with Cotto he had a minus P's and Q's he had a huge good defense and you know, he had to stay on it But he's really only dealing with a left hook Cotto really never hurts guys that bad with his right hand.
But he has a very nasty left hook, but he's really been fighting smaller guys, too.
brendan schaub
I was going to say, he's a lot smaller.
Cotto's thing, even if he was landing, Canelo didn't respect.
He just walked through it.
joe rogan
Canelo's like probably a buck seventy when he's walking around.
brendan schaub
He's tiny.
I've done stuff.
joe rogan
Canelo or Cotto?
brendan schaub
Cotto.
Cotto's tiny.
I've done campaigns with that guy, and he is totally Tiny.
joe rogan
What is he, like 5'5", 5'6"?
brendan schaub
5'6", probably.
joe rogan
And he weighs 155 in shape, right?
brendan schaub
Yes.
joe rogan
Yeah, and Canelo cuts down and then probably gets in the 170s, right?
He's a big boy.
brendan schaub
Bigger for that weight class.
joe rogan
And that's why Floyd wanted a catchweight fight with him, right?
brendan schaub
Exactly.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
And that's why they did a catchweight with Cotto and Canelo.
joe rogan
Yes.
See, we've got to weaken that kid.
We weaken him to get him down there.
brendan schaub
See, but the thing I do like about boxing is by the time these guys reach their potential, they've had like 20 or 30 fights.
You know what I'm saying?
They've had a lot of experience.
They're ready for that next step.
joe rogan
Exactly.
brendan schaub
In the UFC, we don't have that, really.
joe rogan
Exactly.
brendan schaub
We just don't have that.
Like, look at Paige and Rose.
Rose, I think, is, what, 3-2 or some shit like that?
joe rogan
And they're headlining.
Yeah.
brendan schaub
It's tough, man.
joe rogan
Well, that's also the women's division is a little bit less experienced.
Not a little.
A lot less experienced in the men's division.
There's that.
brendan schaub
That's a bad example.
But, like, at least Sage Northcutt, like, I mean, you want to talk about a mismatch.
This fight tonight?
Cody Pfister?
joe rogan
How dare you?
What's that face?
He's out there.
His mom's out there.
brendan schaub
How dare you?
His parents are watching.
I know.
Sage is going to kick his head off.
I mean, that fight is tailor-made for him.
joe rogan
We'll see.
brendan schaub
But I'm just saying, I'm not saying it's an easy fight.
joe rogan
Cut to one of those YouTube videos.
Cody Pfister on top ground.
brendan schaub
Chob's come out in 30 seconds.
joe rogan
And Chob's like, fuck me.
brendan schaub
Oh, I know, right?
Oh, there you go, Chob.
Way to go.
You don't know shit, you fucking idiot.
unidentified
You didn't call the Rhonda fight either, you idiot.
brendan schaub
I'm just saying, I like this step for Sage, right?
unidentified
Yes.
brendan schaub
Like, it's a good progression in his career.
joe rogan
Well, he's in a deep, deep, deep, deep, deep division.
brendan schaub
He is jacked.
That boy is in shape.
joe rogan
We need a new word.
We need a new word.
unidentified
Is that a jacked?
joe rogan
Jacked and shredded, because he's like some new thing.
He doesn't have any fat.
brendan schaub
He has no fat, and he's swolled up.
joe rogan
I can't think that's healthy.
I've got to think that some fat is probably good for your body.
brendan schaub
It's good for cardio, too.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
It's good for your cardio.
joe rogan
Well, it's also like, depending on what your body's using for fuel, what are you using for fuel?
Is your body using fat, or is your body using glucose?
Because you're not getting any glucose in a five-round fight.
brendan schaub
Oh, look at this boy.
I mean, he looks like he'd just be the lead singer of a boy band right now.
joe rogan
Somebody on the underground, I forget what the exact quote that he looks like.
I'm going to butcher this because I don't have it in front of me, but they said something like, he looked like a boy band fucked an American Eagle.
Whoever that is that said that, I'm sorry, I didn't give you credit.
brendan schaub
This kid's just shredded.
joe rogan
Yeah, I think he said something like, someone from NSYNC fucked an American Eagle.
brendan schaub
Yeah, it's true.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
How long do you think he can keep pussy away?
Because it's got to be like a swarm of malaria-ridden mosquitoes flying into his hotel room.
brendan schaub
Think about every fucking...
What?
Every girl wants to get with it.
And he's at Texas A&M. I don't know if you've ever seen the smoke shows at Texas A&M. Those are my favorite girls.
They're the best.
God bless them.
joe rogan
Them and Australians.
brendan schaub
The Australians get wild.
They're pretty hot.
I just feel like homeboy is going to have to break at some point.
But you know what's weird?
Do you see the article on his dad?
joe rogan
I heard, but I didn't bother digging in because I figured, you know what, I don't even want to read this.
brendan schaub
I mean, it's just his dad has, you know, apparently a dark past that has nothing to do with him.
They just assume that his dad has this weird past that Sage is on some shit.
I don't think so.
Well, say the path.
joe rogan
What is the path?
brendan schaub
Pat, I think you went to prison for 10 plus years for selling steroids and other stuff.
joe rogan
And cocaine, right?
brendan schaub
Yes.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Well, that's a good combination.
If you want to be really angry and strong.
brendan schaub
Especially if you're in pride.
It's a hell of a drug.
You'll win a belt.
joe rogan
Yeah, I hope it doesn't have anything to do with him.
I hope his dad is reformed.
brendan schaub
No, I'm sure.
Come on.
He's just a freak, man.
joe rogan
Could be.
Well, he's also been training since he was five.
And here's the thing about steroids.
You need a lot more than that to look like that.
unidentified
100%.
brendan schaub
That's genetics, man.
joe rogan
It's genetics and it's insane work.
brendan schaub
Yes.
joe rogan
There's just no way around it.
brendan schaub
I'd say more genetics than anything.
joe rogan
100%.
brendan schaub
At his age, more genetics.
joe rogan
And I think a strict diet for the majority of his life.
I mean, he's been eating lean chicken, and he details what he eats.
brendan schaub
Really?
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
brendan schaub
I mean, he's in college, too, so I'm sure after this fight he's balls deep in Chipotle or something.
joe rogan
I think he is, man.
I think he's one of those guys.
brendan schaub
Those guys are tough to hang out with.
joe rogan
Those are scary.
Look at him.
He's got this fucking glow that's like, yeah, everything's amazing.
brendan schaub
He's still coming out of the womb.
He has no idea.
He's never seen anything dark in his life.
Did you see him deadlift 500 pounds or some shit?
unidentified
Does he really?
brendan schaub
He looks at the camera and he's like, hey, everybody.
He's just like...
Jesus sets it down.
joe rogan
Well, we were waiting for these guys to start showing up these guys who's who have been a project by some overzealous father Who has a martial arts background and it takes the kids?
Yeah, well, I don't want that guy.
You know I'm saying maybe he did in the 80s.
Yeah tap on the 90s when the tab I'll start If he had a tabloid shirt in like 98, I'll accept it.
brendan schaub
And he's watching just Rich Franklin.
joe rogan
What is that?
Oh, there he is.
unidentified
Look at him.
brendan schaub
Look, he's like, hey, there you go.
Hey, check this out, everyone.
joe rogan
Is that real?
brendan schaub
Yeah, that's real.
Look, hey.
joe rogan
That guy lifted 500 pounds like it's nothing.
brendan schaub
I don't know how much that is.
It looks like a shitload, though.
joe rogan
That's a lot of weight.
brendan schaub
I don't know who that is.
I'm not mad at that.
joe rogan
What is that girl sticking her ass out?
Holy jeez.
brendan schaub
I'm not mad at her.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's a strong fucker.
He's definitely talented.
He's got a lot of techniques, too.
And he's really good at transitioning between striking and grappling.
But what I was going to say when we got on this long, circuitous route is that someone like a Holly Holm is not in a position like a Tyson Fury is.
Where Tyson Fury can say, fuck it, I don't want to fight this Russian cat.
unidentified
She's not?
joe rogan
But hold on, let me finish.
brendan schaub
Sorry, brother.
joe rogan
Let me finish.
He can say, Tyson Fury can say, I don't want to fight this Russian dude.
And they go, fuck it, we're stripping you the title.
He's like, whatever, bitch.
I know I'm still the champ.
Everybody knows I'm the champ.
I just beat Vladimir Klitschko.
Fuck you.
Like, he can do that and get away with it.
And he can go to Bob Arum.
Or he can go to, you know, Golden Boy.
Or the Money Team.
You know what I mean?
There's all these different promoters.
Floyd Mayweather is all these different promoters that will put on excellent fights that are big pay-per-view events that HBO can show.
That's the difference.
With the UFC, it's the UFC. There's one game in town.
So if Holly Holm says, you know what, I'm not waiting for Ronda Rousey.
I'm fighting Misha Tate.
Put the fucking fight together.
Can't do it.
unidentified
Really?
brendan schaub
I disagree.
joe rogan
But this is what I'm saying.
I disagree.
How can she?
brendan schaub
She can say, listen, if you don't give me a fight before then, come July, I'm not doing shit.
Oh, and your biggest payday?
I'm not doing anything.
joe rogan
You can't do that.
unidentified
Why?
joe rogan
Because she's got a contract.
I'm sure she has a contract.
brendan schaub
They can't fine her.
joe rogan
I don't know what the contract says when you're the champion, do you?
I would assume that it says something.
They must have to get it in writing in some way that you're obligated to defend your title against a challenger of their choosing.
I would assume.
Okay, if I was going to run a promotion like the UFC... And that's fine.
brendan schaub
I'm just saying if...
Let's say, if I'm Jon Jones, Rhonda's calling the shots, my man.
I don't know if you guys realize, Rhonda's basically like, listen, I have this movie here, I need to fight here.
That's how this is going down.
joe rogan
Okay, let me correct you.
brendan schaub
Let me correct you.
joe rogan
That's not what's going on.
What's going on is a number.
That number is 200. UFC 200. They want to make it the biggest fucking UFC the world has ever known.
They're already advertising it, okay?
You'll see these big, like, big images.
It just comes on July 2016, UFC 200. There's no other number, hold on, there's no other number that's like that.
That they're looking towards this thing.
Then, there's also this gigantic arena that's opening up in Vegas in April.
So they know that that's where they're going to do it, and they know they're going to do it in July.
So this is what's motivating.
brendan schaub
No, I get that, Joe.
joe rogan
If you don't think that they're the ones that are guiding this to July and not Ronda, guarantee you it's them.
brendan schaub
I'm not saying that.
I'm saying previously, before Ronda's been able to, with movies and everything, decide when she fights.
joe rogan
Yeah, well, not now, though.
brendan schaub
No, not now.
This is whatever.
I don't know if her jaw's messed up or with this now.
I'm just saying if I'm Holly, she has more power than she thinks.
joe rogan
Yes and no.
brendan schaub
Because if someone was out that long, because it's a long time, you know what I'm saying?
But from a business standpoint, I'm with Dana White.
That fight has to happen.
You can't have Holly fight anyone else.
joe rogan
See, I disagree.
brendan schaub
Really?
joe rogan
Yeah, I disagree.
brendan schaub
Watch how many pay-per-views Holly vs.
Misha sells.
joe rogan
Okay, listen.
First of all, this is what I think.
This is my personal opinion.
This is just opinions.
I think you're crazy to not have more than one superstar.
Okay?
And I think Holly has the legit possibility of being a superstar.
Legit.
She has everything going for her.
She's a preacher's daughter.
She is very well-spoken.
She's very calm and she's got a great personality and she's sweet and people root for her.
And in the face of all the craziness and the trash-talking, the media obligations and the pressure, she showed character and she never cracked.
And when she got in there, she performed like a world-class fighter.
brendan schaub
I agree.
joe rogan
And became the new champion.
That's a potential superstar, okay?
brendan schaub
For sure.
joe rogan
And if Ronda's gonna be out for this long amount of time, why rush her?
I mean, if July, okay?
You're talking about July, right?
We're in December.
January, February, March, April, May, June, July.
Seven months.
She just said in an interview that she's not gonna be able to eat an apple for six months.
Forget about taking impact.
So how is that gonna happen in July and have her be at her optimum?
How is it going to happen?
brendan schaub
I don't know.
The UFC's pushing it.
joe rogan
I don't know.
I haven't talked to anybody.
My personal opinion.
Holly Holm could be a fucking monster.
She could be a monster.
And she could be a monster on the level of any champion in combat sports.
Any champion in the UFC. She can.
If Holly Holm just goes on to dominate the way Ronda dominated, and we all know that she knocked Ronda out, if she gets in there and fights, fill in the blank, fill in whatever girl's name, And head kicks her into oblivion on television.
Everybody's like, holy shit, we got a new one.
Ronda didn't become Ronda immediately.
She became Ronda with a series of spectacular victories.
Holly Holm strings a few of those together, you got another gigantic dynamo.
Then, when Ronda's ready to come back, and she's 100% healed and healthy, and has made some corrections, and really worked on fixing whatever holes were exposed during her game, then you have this monumental Fucking super fight.
And if Misha wins, then you've got a crazy fucking love triangle here.
unidentified
No.
brendan schaub
See, and this all sounds great.
I'm saying no, because this all sounds great.
Unless Holly and Misha fight, or Holly fight Cyborg, and she loses, your biggest payday goes out the window.
joe rogan
Cyborg's out the window, because now she's saying she's not going to make 135. Let's just look at what we got here.
Misha.
Okay, if Misha wins, if Misha beats Holly Holm, and then Misha wants to fight Ronda again.
I'm good.
You're good.
You're crazy.
brendan schaub
What the fuck are you talking about?
joe rogan
She's already lost twice.
What if she keeps the fight standing and outstrikes her?
brendan schaub
They've only fought twice.
joe rogan
That's true.
brendan schaub
You tell me that's going to break records?
joe rogan
I think it'd be an interesting fight.
brendan schaub
No, no, no.
unidentified
I didn't ask that.
joe rogan
I think it'd be an interesting fight.
I don't know if it'll break records.
brendan schaub
I think that to break records is Holly.
joe rogan
Yes.
brendan schaub
Holly-Ronda is your money fight.
joe rogan
But if Holly...
I think the long game is if Holly gets even better, if she gets even more recognition, and Ronda fully heals up, And you also give a chance for Misha Tate to take that title.
You run a risk.
But I think even if Misha Tate beats Holly and they have a three-round rematch or a five-round main event rematch, non-title fight, if Misha's got the strap and Holly and Ronda go at it in a five-rounder, that shit would still be bananas.
Gigantic.
brendan schaub
I agree.
joe rogan
And everybody makes money.
You get more superstars.
You get more high-level superstars.
Marquee matchups.
brendan schaub
I don't think Ronda has three or four fights left in her.
Why did he say that?
Because she said, if I lose to Holly, I'm going to retire.
So by even saying, if I fight Holly and I lose, I'm going to retire.
joe rogan
She said that?
brendan schaub
She said that in a recent interview.
She goes, if I were to lose to Holly, I'm done.
I retire.
I'm not making that up.
So as soon as someone says, if this were to happen, I'm going to retire, that means you're already thinking about the end of the road.
So there's going to be no round robin.
So the short game and the big payday and the short scheme is Ronda Hawley.
So I get the July weight.
I'm just saying it sucks for Hawley.
That's the only person that loses in this is Hawley.
joe rogan
I think July is going to be tricky if Ronda's telling...
If she's honest or if she's accurate rather about how long it's gonna take her to heal up She just got cleared She just got cleared, but she also did an interview where she said she's not gonna be able to eat an apple I know that's why I don't understand.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
brendan schaub
And she's also staying with I forget his name now fucking Edmund she's staying with Edmund too.
So that's another thing.
So she's staying with Edmund and this is the issue.
joe rogan
Where do you think she should go?
brendan schaub
I have no idea.
If I had a plan, I would tell you, Joe.
But she has to get better.
And I think everyone's doing her a disservice, including Dana White, including Edmund, saying, you've been so busy, all this stress.
Because all it is, Ronda, Ronda, Ronda.
Can we give Holly the credit and say, Holly's just better, man.
And for Ronda to beat her, she has to get better in striking.
That's the only way she's going to beat her.
If you think she's going to beat her by grappling, you're full of shit.
It's not going to happen.
So to fight in July and she's shooting a movie, really?
And she's staying with the same trainer.
Why do you think the outcome is going to be different?
joe rogan
Well, it could.
First of all, I disagree that she couldn't beat her in grappling.
I think it's very possible that she could catch her with something.
It's very possible.
There could be a scramble and she can catch her.
brendan schaub
100% it's possible.
joe rogan
But why do you say it's not then?
brendan schaub
I'm saying the chances of her beating Holly, because there are only chances to grapple, right?
joe rogan
Right.
brendan schaub
Okay, so let's say that doesn't work again and we're back to stand-up.
joe rogan
Okay.
brendan schaub
So why would you think of continuing what you're doing is going to be any different?
joe rogan
But wouldn't you say she has a distinct advantage in grappling?
brendan schaub
If it goes down there?
joe rogan
If it goes down there, right?
But wouldn't you say that?
Like Holly's only been grappling for a few years.
brendan schaub
100% and Holly's never been taken down.
joe rogan
Well, she was down in this fight, but it was really, she was on top.
She took Ronda down.
She took Ronda down, and the one time where Ronda was going for the arm bar, Ronda was on the bottom.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
joe rogan
But, theoretically, I mean, at least if you looked at the two of them in terms of just raw grappling, you would have to think that Ronda's got a much higher level of her game.
brendan schaub
100%.
joe rogan
If she didn't get tagged the way she got tagged in that fight, it is a big if.
It's a giant if.
It's almost an insurmountable if.
brendan schaub
If you take away Holly's...
Phenomenal striking.
joe rogan
You don't have to take away a striking.
You just have to avoid it.
You have to figure out a way to avoid it.
And one of the ways to avoid it is not go head-on.
Like, you look at the Raquel Pennington fight.
Raquel fought a much more conservative fight with Hawley, and that was a split decision.
brendan schaub
It's a different demeanor.
You're talking about footwork angles, less aggressive.
That's not how Ronda got this famous.
joe rogan
It's true, but that doesn't mean anything.
It's like, what do you have to do to win?
Forget about what got you famous.
What's the best tactical, technical approach to fighting someone who is as talented a striker as Holly?
brendan schaub
And do you have that skill set in seven months?
joe rogan
That's a good question.
brendan schaub
Do you have the skill set to get great footwork, avoid Holly striking, get her down to the ground?
joe rogan
And we know that there's only a couple ways to develop the kind of movement that she's gonna have to get, and one of those is sparring.
100% Like you're gonna have to spar so you're gonna have to be able to get hit and if you have five six months Where you can't get I mean who knows she might have overestimated that they might like look at it again in a couple months might heal up quick Maybe there's some things they can do to help it heal up who knows who knows but if if she say if she was fine If she's fine now, like, didn't have any teeth problems, didn't have any of that, like, how long do you think she should wait before she starts getting hit?
After a vicious, flatline, head kick knockout from one of the best kickboxers in the female bantamweight division, right?
I mean, she's the best.
brendan schaub
In a perfect world?
joe rogan
She's the, actually, let's call her the best.
Between her and Jermaine Rondame, who's an outstanding Muay Thai champion, multiple I think that...
Man, that level, the level of kickboxing is very dangerous.
Her head kicks that she hides behind those punches, you go back and watch Holly's early fights, she gets those hands in front of you and then whack!
That fucking left high kick comes out of nowhere.
brendan schaub
In a perfect world, I would say probably six months without any contact.
joe rogan
Six months without any contact.
brendan schaub
Can't do that, though.
joe rogan
That's a smart move.
brendan schaub
Can't do that if you're fighting in seven months.
joe rogan
Well, shouldn't it always be in a perfect mood?
In a perfect world?
And shouldn't, like...
brendan schaub
There's outside pressure, though, Joe.
joe rogan
The outside pressure, they should stop and think about what the fuck they're doing.
I really believe that.
I think they should make sure...
Look, if Rhonda is going to perform at her best, you should have everything lined up so you know she's good to go before anything gets set up.
Everything should be lined up.
brendan schaub
Well, I agree.
Everything should be lined up.
There should be no...
joe rogan
And again, we're talking out of our ass.
We haven't talked to Rhonda.
We don't know what her...
brendan schaub
I have no idea.
This is from an interview she did.
People tell me this.
I try to avoid this shit.
joe rogan
Did you see the other thing she said in the interview?
That she was out from the first punch?
brendan schaub
No, I didn't see that.
joe rogan
She said she got cracked by that first punch and she's basically...
brendan schaub
Had no recollection.
joe rogan
...on survival instincts.
She just didn't know.
But is that...
How does she know that?
Here's the thing.
When you get head kicked like that, right?
You forget a lot of things.
Your memory becomes this weird blur of events.
It's very hard to discern exactly what things took place in what order after being head kicked like that.
Like if you've had fights like the Var Johnson fight, perfect example.
You fought a fucking scary dude and you fought super smart.
You got in on that motherfucker and you took him down over and over again.
You controlled the fight.
You controlled it perfectly.
So you got out of that fight with a perfect recollection of how it went down, right?
But you've had fights before where after the fight Like the Roy Nelson fight.
brendan schaub
Roy Nelson, Crow Cop, even though I won the Crow Cop fight, when I look back, I'm like, what?
Someone was telling me how I took him down.
I'm like, I did?
I don't remember that.
The Travis Brown fight, I thought it was the uppercut that really fucked me up, but it was when I went for a takedown and he sprawled and I landed on my neck after watching it.
I remember that's when I was really fucked up because it landed on my neck and it rattled me.
joe rogan
That's how T.J. Grant got his concussion.
Really?
Same exact way.
Yeah, people don't realize that.
Like, you know, when two guys are shooting, one guy's shooting for a takedown and the other guy's trying to defend, that hip to the face is super common.
Super common to get your belt wrong.
brendan schaub
I very rarely watch my fights back.
And then I watch this, the Trash Brown fight, probably like, I don't know, right after the fight.
And I watch it and I'm like, oh, I'm not the same guy.
joe rogan
So you got rattled, you got rattled with that, and then you got rattled again with the punch.
brendan schaub
Yeah, because after it rattled me, then I watch my movement, and I'm real slow, and our whole game plan was to avoid getting back to the cage.
I go straight back to the cage, hands down.
It's like, that's not me.
We trained 12 weeks to avoid that.
joe rogan
Yeah, head trauma, man.
brendan schaub
Head trauma.
So in a perfect world with Rhonda, it's six months, and, you know, it's six months.
joe rogan
Wonder what a neurologist would say me to you know Someone who really understands head trauma from like a physical like just Just breaking it down to the actual physical components of the brain And all the connective tissue and what kind of damage was done and look at it with an MRI and you find look for inflammation and what are the issues I agree I'll tell you this, though.
brendan schaub
If there's anyone who can pull it out of her ass and get a win with that amount of time, six months with that schedule, it's Ronda Rousey.
With her tenacity and everyone's saying, oh, she should have left the camp.
For her, that's fire for the fuel.
So for her, I think...
joe rogan
Fuel for the fire.
brendan schaub
Fuel for the fire.
She's going to use that and really take it to another level, which is scary.
But at the same time, is that the best way to go?
I don't think so.
joe rogan
It is interesting in the UFC, as opposed to other combat sports, where in other combat sports, the champion is in the driver's seat.
Like, Roy Jones Jr., when Roy Jones Jr. was the champ of the world, there was a Roy Jones show, okay?
He was in the goddamn driver's seat, and everybody else, you gotta wait with your fucking warm, wet towel to wash his balls, and someone else gotta be there with a towel to dry them off.
Like, it's the Roy Jones Jr. show, okay?
Whoever wants it.
Is it HBO? Is it pay-per-view?
Yeah.
They're lining up to see Roy Jones.
It's not the, you know, WBC, you know, WBC boxing.
It didn't mean that.
He could have thrown those fucking belts in the trash and fought everybody.
Nobody would have cared.
brendan schaub
I think with Holly it's tough because she has this tremendous skill set and she's such a good person.
But, you know, it's kind of like the Chris Weidman effect.
They're so damn good, but now we see the Conor McGregor and the Ronda Rousey.
He's like, Holly, right?
And I took all this heat because I said, I don't think there's any other girl who can carry a pay-per-view main event like Ronda right now.
It's just not going to happen.
So I get all this heat.
And I know you disagree a little bit.
I get all this heat.
But Holly just beat Ronda, right?
Holly's on top of the world.
Holly's not on the front cover of USP in the magazine.
Holly's not doing interviews like Ronda's doing right now.
joe rogan
Yeah, but it just happened.
It just happened.
brendan schaub
I'm just saying.
joe rogan
Yeah, but this just happened.
Holly is now the thing in MMA. She's the number one story.
unidentified
Not yet.
joe rogan
No, no, no.
That's not true.
She's the number one story.
brendan schaub
No, Rhonda's the number one story.
joe rogan
No, the girl who knocked out Rhonda is the number one story because she's the winner in this.
brendan schaub
I disagree.
joe rogan
I disagree with you because she's the winner in this.
She's a successor.
She might not be as famous as Ronda, but she's got the momentum.
She's the winner.
She's the one right now who's the champion.
She's the one right now that people are like, wow, what a fucking performance by Holly Holm.
Eyes are on her now, as far as an athlete and a fighter.
brendan schaub
I think all eyes are on Ronda.
Can she bounce back from this?
joe rogan
Well, there's gonna be that, too.
There's gonna be that, too.
brendan schaub
No, there's way more than that.
joe rogan
But Ronda lost in that fight.
brendan schaub
100%.
joe rogan
Holly won.
brendan schaub
I agree.
joe rogan
Holly is the story right now.
She's the winner.
Other than Aldo and McGregor, and for the hardcore fans, Wybin and Rockhold, Holly Holm is the fucking story.
brendan schaub
She should be.
I agree.
She should be.
joe rogan
In my eye, she's the story.
brendan schaub
I agree.
And she should get more notoriety than anyone right now.
joe rogan
I think that, and I think...
If marketed correctly, she has the potential to be fucking gigantic.
Could she be as big as Ronda?
Is Ronda as big as she is because she's an antagonist?
Is she as big as she is because she's the person who says all that crazy shit, fucks with girls at the Wayans, and she's got that fucking attitude about her and comes out to that Joan Jett song and was beating girls' asses and was pulling it off?
Is that what it was?
brendan schaub
Check, check, check, check, check.
joe rogan
But when a Holly Holm comes along and shows you an alternative approach, and an approach that ultimately is more successful against that one person.
We have one fight, you know that white fight, one fight between the two of them, Holly's flawless, right?
Flawless performance.
But it doesn't make any sense.
I mean, do we have a limited amount of fucking superstars?
Is there a limited amount of female champs that become huge?
I think no.
I think Holly has all the ingredients.
It's not gonna be the same kind of star, because I doubt there'll be as many people who hate her.
But that hate also fueled pay-per-view buys, people that were happy when Ronda lost.
There was all this extra reality TV shit that's going on with a Ronda Rousey experience.
brendan schaub
Well, she crossed over to pop culture, so everyone was chiming in.
joe rogan
She crossed over.
She became like this cultural icon globally.
brendan schaub
True.
joe rogan
She became a big...
And the first woman ever that was like this ass-kicker like that, that looked like her.
There's never been one of those before.
brendan schaub
I agree.
joe rogan
So Holly comes along...
brendan schaub
Holly's going to be a different kind of star.
She's going to be a big star.
I think Holly's going to be a big star.
She's not going to be a Ronda star.
She's not going to get the pay-per-view numbers like Ronda.
joe rogan
I don't know about that, man.
You might be right.
brendan schaub
Hopefully I'm wrong.
joe rogan
Hopefully I'm wrong.
brendan schaub
I love Holly.
I think Holly's the greatest thing to happen to the women's division in a long, long time.
But she's a great person.
And if I had a daughter, I can point to Holly and say, you can act like her.
This is good.
joe rogan
I agree.
brendan schaub
And we can't say that for a very long time.
joe rogan
Right.
I agree 100%.
She's a classic example of like an honorable mixed martial arts competitor.
brendan schaub
That's what you want.
She's a true martial artist.
joe rogan
And she acts like a true champion.
unidentified
Yes.
brendan schaub
True pro.
joe rogan
I think that with the right fights, she could be gigantic.
This is her mainstream coming out party, right?
She knocks out Ronda Rousey, this giant upset, this huge performance.
She looks spectacular.
This is a coming out party.
And then she fights someone else.
You don't necessarily have to have this rematch right away.
And I think this also sets the seeds up for other people to get attention, like Kat Zingano, who knocked out Misha Tate.
Remember that fucking fight?
If Kat Singano didn't charge after Ronda like that, what if Kat was able to stuff the takedown and turn that fight into a fucking brawl?
Who knows what fight we missed out on because Kat decided to throw a crazy flying knee.
brendan schaub
Worst game plan of all time in UFC history.
joe rogan
She probably meant that to you.
brendan schaub
100% she will.
joe rogan
But she is a fucking badass.
brendan schaub
Hell yeah, she's a badass.
joe rogan
That girl is a badass.
brendan schaub
Super skilled.
joe rogan
You watch that fight with Misha Tate, when she hits her with that overhand elbow, whack!
unidentified
Whack!
joe rogan
I mean, oh!
She's nasty!
brendan schaub
See, I think, and they're all so close in the women's division at 135, I think Holly's going to struggle with Tate and Kat.
I think she's the perfect Achilles heel for Ronda.
I think these other matchups are a lot tougher for her.
joe rogan
They might be.
And sometimes that's interesting.
brendan schaub
For us, the media needs a dominant champion, man.
To be a superstar, you need to be dominant.
joe rogan
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I think rivalries are great, too.
Sugar Ray Leonard, when he lost to Roberto Duran, got even more famous.
And then when they did it again in the rematch, the NoMas fight, that fight was gigantic!
brendan schaub
No, yeah, those guys are badass.
I don't think Kat Zingano, and you can compare Kat Zingano and those guys are badass.
joe rogan
Respectfully, I agree.
I agree.
Skill-wise, you're right.
brendan schaub
I'm with you, man.
Those are phenomenal fights.
joe rogan
We're talking about moments in time where people are popular, where they're fighting for titles.
unidentified
I'm saying for the women's division right now, you need a dominant champ.
brendan schaub
You need a dominant champ.
joe rogan
I don't know about that, man.
brendan schaub
If Holly goes out and face-kicks Tate in the first round, then gets Captain Gano and drops her, all right, now we fucking got something.
But she loses to Tate.
It's like, oh, fuck.
joe rogan
Now, here's another thing.
And I hate to be the jinx here.
I hate to be the guy who talks about this, but for a girl like Rhonda, who's gonna go into movies and is gonna, you know, take off and become this...
brendan schaub
Yeah, she's fine either way.
joe rogan
But is she?
Because do people want to see those movies the same way they wanted to see those movies when she was smashing Alexis Davis and armbarring Misha Tate, knocking out Betch Cohea?
Is there that same draw?
brendan schaub
Well, I'll say this.
I don't think people are going to Rhonda movies because she's a phenomenal actress.
Does that make sense?
Like, I'm not going to see Ronda's movies.
You gotta see her.
You gotta see her act in this.
She is amazing.
She is...
joe rogan
Right, well, you go to see her because she's supposedly the baddest woman on the planet.
Yes.
Now, Holly Holm...
Shut her down.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
So now Holly is thought to be the baddest woman on the planet.
brendan schaub
Correct.
joe rogan
Right?
brendan schaub
Correct.
joe rogan
Unless she fights Cyborg, if they figure out a catch weight fight, you know, in MMA, that's really the big scary fight for her.
brendan schaub
For sure.
joe rogan
You know, and she said she would fight her.
brendan schaub
Yeah, I know.
joe rogan
She's fought at 152 in boxing.
You know, Holly Holm, she's gangster.
But, I mean, I think, other than that, what would you do if you were the promoter?
Let me ask you this.
What would you do?
brendan schaub
If I'm Dana White?
joe rogan
Yes.
Scrooge McDuck?
brendan schaub
What do you do?
If I'm Scrooge McDuck, Dana White?
Well, I fire Reebok right now.
joe rogan
By the way, I say Scrooge McDuck like three or four times a week now, strictly because of you.
unidentified
Yes!
joe rogan
Yes!
He sent me this text the other day with a picture of Scrooge McDuck sitting on a pile of gold, and I was just laughing.
I love that character.
brendan schaub
If I'm Dana White, I... I'd do exactly what he's doing.
Would you?
joe rogan
What about the long game?
How much money do you need in the bank before you start looking at the long game?
brendan schaub
Well, your cash cow is Ronda Rousey, right?
joe rogan
That's right.
But how much does that cash cow work?
brendan schaub
I'm with you.
Is he so close to Ronda?
Is he one of these guys saying, oh, you just need to fight her again, get healthy, and you're going to beat her?
And then he's thinking the long game there, and then the third fight's going to be even bigger.
joe rogan
Well, it could be that he has 100% faith in her, and he thinks that if Ronda cuts the distractions out of her life, comes back in focused...
And attacks and does the fight the correct way that she'll win.
He could think that.
brendan schaub
And I think that's a bad way to think.
I think then you need to jump in line and you're a yes man.
Because someone needs to sit her down and be like, listen, I just think we need to work on some things.
That should be the plan.
joe rogan
Here's the other thing.
There's no evidence of that.
If you're gonna look at a fight, and you're gonna look at a result, and you're gonna assess what went wrong, what went right, what could be changed, what could be different, there's no evidence that she could have done it better.
What I mean is not that she couldn't have fought better.
What I mean is that we don't have any evidence.
Our only evidence is Rhonda's past fights and Holly's past fights.
brendan schaub
It's all we can go off of.
joe rogan
The evidence of the first fight that they had, it was a domination by Holly.
So there's no evidence that Rhonda could have done better.
You have to look at it technically.
I agree.
You have to look at the attacks, the interactions, the exchanges, right?
So they have these exchanges inside the octagon.
And in those exchanges, Holly had all the answers.
She had all the answers and she had the right strategy and the right movements.
And you saw her reacting to things that she knew were going to take place.
The left hand goes for the clinch.
She's moving it away.
She's landing counter shots.
She lands that beautiful counter straight left.
She's throwing that oblique kick.
She's attacking the knee and the thigh with that oblique kick.
She does that thing fast, too.
And she's very agile.
brendan schaub
True.
joe rogan
So you look at that, and you look at these interactions, you go, well, there's a lot of work to be done here.
This is not just a simple matter of someone being tired.
You have to solve all...
brendan schaub
There's technical issues.
joe rogan
Yes, giant technical issues.
brendan schaub
So do you just chalk it up to, you know what, we just need to get you healthy because you just got to do what you do, she does what she do, and hopefully it's good enough.
If not, either way, it's a big payday.
joe rogan
I think you give her time.
I think you have to give her time.
Manny Pacquiao got knocked out by Juan Manuel Marquez.
That's a mouthful when you got butter coffee in your face.
brendan schaub
Yeah, it's tough.
joe rogan
Juan Manuel Marquez knocks out Manny Pacquiao and Freddie Roach says to him, you can't fight for a year.
We're not doing nothing for a year.
I want you to rest up because it was a brutal knockout.
I like that.
It is.
Well, look at Freddie Roach.
Freddie Roach has trauma-related Parkinson's from his career in boxing.
I think what he did is smart, it's ethical, it's intelligent, and it's correct.
And he did it because he's a guy who's experienced the effects of not doing that, of being rattled inside the cage, and he did it because he wanted the best result for Manny.
So Manny comes back a year later, doesn't look like he's had any ill effects because of that knockout.
brendan schaub
He looked great.
joe rogan
Because he fully healed.
Now, how many guys have we seen come back like Anderson Silva?
Gets knocked out by Chris Weidman, just brutally knocked out.
Comes back and in the second fight gets dropped in the first round from a punch in the clinch.
Which, you know, probably wouldn't have dropped him a few years ago.
brendan schaub
Look at Lyoto Machida.
joe rogan
Yeah, exactly.
You get to a certain point where you've taken enough damage where if you don't allow your body to fully recover from that damage, you're gonna have a diminished ability to absorb punishment.
brendan schaub
I'll tell you this, man, I don't envy Dana White.
joe rogan
I don't either.
He doesn't have time to have a perspective like you and I do either.
You gotta realize this fucking guy is 24-7 making calls, setting up meetings, doing this, flying here, doing this, press conference and that and this thing and that thing.
Dana White's life is fucking overwhelming.
brendan schaub
For him it's also a business too.
joe rogan
Yes.
You and I are not trying to make money.
We're looking at it in terms of like, okay, what do you think is, if you had to move all the pieces on the board in order to achieve checkmate, in order to achieve the best result, what's the move?
What's the move?
Do you just go all in, you know?
I don't think you do.
I don't think you do.
I think you have to be real careful, also you have to be real careful, You have a big superstar, right, like Rhonda, and your big superstar gets flatlined.
Okay, that is probably the worst result.
If you want women to get into MMA, you want women to, like, come up, like, you know, we want to have a lot more people that are really into fighting, a lot more women that are into it, and then you watch the number one woman get just fucking blasted into the middle of the universe.
Not good for business.
Yeah.
Like Michael Chevelle says, astral traveling.
That's what he likes to say.
I love Chevelle.
Me too.
If that happens again, and she suffers like serious repercussions, now you've got a real problem with your sport.
brendan schaub
Well now the story's over, though.
joe rogan
Yeah, the story's over?
brendan schaub
The story's over.
joe rogan
Yeah, and you know, and I think the story doesn't have to be over.
I think this is obviously, there's some lessons to be learned from that fight, right?
Technically, strategy-wise, like when you're chasing after a striker.
Sure, in the reaction of the public's eye, absolutely.
But when you're chasing after a striker, that shit is never a good idea, especially if you don't have good head movement.
Chasing a striker like Holly, who's so agile, and you have knee problems, so you're not the most agile, so you've got knee problems.
You've got a girl who does flips at the end of every fight.
At the end of every fight, she stands on her trainer's hands, and Mike Winklejohn flips her through the air, and she goes flying like a fucking acrobat.
brendan schaub
It's amazing.
joe rogan
Yeah, and she never misses it.
She nails it.
brendan schaub
She's amazing.
joe rogan
Every time.
brendan schaub
Amazing.
joe rogan
She's an athlete.
She's a fucking super athlete just like Rhonda.
I'll go you one better.
She might be a better athlete because if you look at her, she never gets out of shape.
She's totally ripped.
She's like her body is optimized, right?
If you want to look at someone whose body's optimized, you would say, well, here's a girl who has a minimal amount of body fat.
She's got a good amount of muscle.
Like you could tell she works hard and Is in phenomenal shape.
The two of them fight, and in the first round, Rhonda comes back exhausted.
Holly's not.
They both fought the same round.
Rhonda is exhausted.
Holly's not.
Is it because of the punishment she took?
That probably had something to do with it.
brendan schaub
It's also the way she fights, too.
joe rogan
It's also the way she fights.
brendan schaub
Yes.
joe rogan
But that's a part of being an athlete.
brendan schaub
I agree.
joe rogan
Part of being an athlete is making smart choices.
brendan schaub
I agree.
joe rogan
Especially a combat sports athlete.
Making smart choices and adjusting.
brendan schaub
It's life and death.
joe rogan
Yes.
And adjusting.
brendan schaub
No win or lose, not lose.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Adjusting mid-fight is critical.
And having off-speed, different rhythms to rely upon.
brendan schaub
But Ronda's never had to make those adjustments.
unidentified
Exactly.
brendan schaub
And then you're trying to make them with a superior athlete.
joe rogan
Exactly.
brendan schaub
And then you're like, ah, fuck.
joe rogan
Exactly.
You know, I had a buddy who wanted to do MMA and he's a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt and he was doing very minimal striking training and we talked about it and I said, look dude, do you know like what you can do to a white belt?
You know that feeling where you get in there and you roll with a guy and he's a white belt and you just fucking strangle him, just wrap him up, strangle him, you do whatever you want?
Somebody's gonna do that to you with kickboxing.
brendan schaub
And it ain't fun.
There's no tapping out.
joe rogan
It's not fun at all.
And you can't think that it's...
They don't know.
Because even though kickboxing, I don't think there's the same broadness that there is in jiu-jitsu, where I think jiu-jitsu is almost like never-ending as far as techniques.
brendan schaub
Yes.
joe rogan
But...
Kickboxing has so much depth like real high-level kickboxing has so much depth and there's so much there's so much so many variables with guys who are really good who have like very specific like styles and way to draw you in and they set traps for you and you think They're doing this and they're doing that and they're setting up kicks with punches and punches with kicks and they're trapping you and kneeing you and elbowing you in the face.
There's so much going on, man, that if you think that you're just going to go in there with some bullshit guy who holds the pads and uses those pool floaties and taps your gloves.
brendan schaub
You're an idiot.
Or you just have no idea what you're getting into, which is very unsafe.
joe rogan
Very unsafe.
So you better be one of two things.
You better be some fucking stud, Phil Davis-type, all-American wrestler who could just pretty much take down anybody in the division so you get to dictate where the fight takes place.
Or don't fight that guy!
Learn how to fucking kickbox first, man.
You're gonna get shinned.
And you get shinned in the head that is one of the worst results you could ever have in MMA. Ever.
If somebody arm bars you, you tap.
If somebody chokes you out, you wake up.
You wake up and you go, what happened?
And you're okay.
You get fucking Gonzaga'd in the head.
Like Gabriel Gonzaga knocked out Cro Cop or Cro Cop knocked out Vanderlei.
Jesus!
brendan schaub
Dude, you know Cro Cop?
I mean, you know Gonzaga's fighting, I think, tonight or tomorrow night.
He's on this car.
Did you know that?
I had no idea.
joe rogan
Who's he fighting?
brendan schaub
He's fighting some Russian cat.
Yeah, he's on the undercard.
How crazy is that?
I was going through the fight card, I'm like, oh shit, Gonzaga's doing the damn thing.
joe rogan
Is it tonight?
Is he fighting tonight?
brendan schaub
He's on fight pass?
joe rogan
Jesus Christ.
Where is it?
I don't see it.
I don't see it on the schedule.
unidentified
Oh, that's tomorrow night.
joe rogan
Oh, it's tomorrow night.
brendan schaub
Okay.
Surprising, though, right?
I had no idea.
Hey, 35 fights in three days.
joe rogan
What is going on with that?
What's the idea behind that?
I should probably ask.
brendan schaub
I feel like you'd know more than I would.
joe rogan
I should know more than you.
What's wrong with me?
brendan schaub
I don't know.
For sure just text Dana.
He's not going to return my text.
joe rogan
He would return your text.
brendan schaub
Not if I was like, hey, man.
joe rogan
What the fuck are you guys doing?
brendan schaub
What's up with 35 fights, bro?
unidentified
Why are you guys fucking up so hard?
joe rogan
But I think it's amazing.
It's a Christmas weekend for fighters, or for fans.
brendan schaub
It's phenomenal.
unidentified
But nothing matters except for UFC 194. Konstantini Rokin.
joe rogan
Yeah, okay, that guy's a beast.
A big, fucking tough Russian guy.
That's an interesting fight, man.
Yeah, Gonzaga, man.
brendan schaub
He was so scary when he was at Gonzaga.
joe rogan
I wonder who he's trying to do now.
I wonder if he's just making a living, or if he wants to reassess.
I mean, how old is he now?
brendan schaub
I mean, a guy like Gonzaga, though, like...
joe rogan
I gotta say he's 35 or 36, right?
brendan schaub
This sucks to say, but it's like, he's never gonna be champion.
That's not happening.
And you can say, well, that's not necessarily true, because look at...
What are you gonna say?
Mark Hunt?
Something like that?
It's just tough, man.
joe rogan
He's gonna have a hard time, for sure.
brendan schaub
Mm-hmm.
joe rogan
Your boy, Mitrione, looked really good against him.
brendan schaub
He looked great.
joe rogan
Mitrione's fast.
And that's the thing, like, Gonzaga, when he gets on the scale, you know, and Gonzaga steps on the platform when he weighs in, it's almost like he's made out of rock.
brendan schaub
He's so dense.
unidentified
He's in the way he moves, like, thump, thump, thump, thump.
joe rogan
Like, even Brock Lesnar didn't make that kind of noise when he got onto the scale.
brendan schaub
Gonzaga's so dense.
Before I fought him in Anaheim, uh...
I remember walking by him, and we were actually supposed to get on the fire's bus.
I see him in Starbucks eating two glazed donuts.
I was like, God damn.
In my mind, I was like, God damn, that's gangster.
unidentified
He didn't give a fuck.
brendan schaub
He doesn't give a fuck.
Look at that guy.
joe rogan
It's not the right way to approach it, but respect.
brendan schaub
Fuck it.
joe rogan
That Shane Carwin fight?
Remember that fight?
brendan schaub
Oh my god.
He was kind of whooping Shane's ass and Shane said, cool story!
joe rogan
He caught Shane and had him hurt and he moved in for the kill.
brendan schaub
Took him down.
Took Shane down.
I was like, oh shit.
Then Shane got up and just threw like this half-ass, kind of just like a flick of the wrist, just a little and knocked him out.
joe rogan
Well, he threw a right hand.
brendan schaub
It was just a little like a...
joe rogan
Like a six inch right hand.
Shane hit so fucking hard.
unidentified
Oh my god.
joe rogan
He hit so fucking hard.
Yeah, there's like, there's gonna be a wave of those guys, man.
It's gonna take a few years maybe, you know, these elite wrestlers that are coming up that are learning how to strike when they're in high school, you know, and they're competing as wrestlers, and they're gonna make it into the UFC in the next couple of years, especially as the money gets bigger.
Like, there's no...
brendan schaub
The money has to get bigger.
joe rogan
You know, there's no doubt that Fabricio Verdum is like a super talented, super skillful guy, but the public's consciousness and the awareness of him is not nearly as high as it was when Kane beat Brock Lesnar.
That was the height of the heavyweight division, right?
Wouldn't you say?
brendan schaub
And I think it's mainly due because of Brock.
Because Kane Jr. Dos Santos, that was awesome.
Two superior athletes going on it, but still not the same because of Brock.
joe rogan
Yeah, Brock brought some new element.
You know, he brought the world wrestling entertainment people.
brendan schaub
But I think in order to get those big boys, those freak athletes involved, the money would have to be higher.
joe rogan
Gotta come up.
brendan schaub
Have to.
joe rogan
You gotta get those football guys who are, you know, interested in giving it a shot.
brendan schaub
You know, I have a kid on the way, and if he's anything like Brock Lesnar, that little bastard's not fighting, you better go get that money in baseball or NFL. Yeah.
joe rogan
Would you worry about NFL with head collisions and all that shit?
brendan schaub
Not as much, because the juice is worth the squeeze, not as much as fighting.
Because fighting, I mean, like, I retired, I got an Instagram post that said, hey man, congrats, and then like an email.
You know, you retire in the NFL, you retire in the NFL, you know, you got some shit coming your way.
So it's just different.
joe rogan
Even if you only had like a couple years in?
brendan schaub
If you have three and a half years or more, you get a stipend every month, you have health insurance.
Really?
Yeah, you're pretty taken care of.
joe rogan
Wow, that's nice.
brendan schaub
To a certain degree how much you played.
joe rogan
That's nice.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, that would be ideal if fighters knew.
You think so?
brendan schaub
The UFC would get there.
They have to.
They have to.
unidentified
You think so?
brendan schaub
And they know that, yeah.
They know that.
And this isn't a knock on Dana White or Lorenzo or anything like that.
We're just in the, we basically have leather helmets on right now.
You know what I'm saying?
If you go back, if you commit to the NFL, they're going to get there.
They take all this heat and even I give them shit, but it's so new, man.
They're trying their best.
This stuff does not happen overnight.
joe rogan
Don't you think it almost has to pass through a few generations?
Maybe, what is this sport going to be like 50 years from now when Dana's not around anymore?
I mean, when we're not around anymore, what is this sport going to be like then?
Maybe, when you look back at football, football's been around a long fucking time.
A long fucking time, and it's slowly gotten to this point.
I think...
What MMA really needs right now is competition.
They need a lot of competition.
And Bellator is just...
You're not going to get there with Dada 5000 and Kimbo Slice.
brendan schaub
You're just not.
joe rogan
It's a good fight.
It'll be fun to watch, I'm sure.
Hoist Gracie versus Ken Shamrock 3...
Look, they're legends.
They deserve to fight if they want to fight.
They have earned it.
And I know that's something that Ken has alluded to.
He said, you know, he earned his right to compete.
brendan schaub
I agree.
joe rogan
Absolutely.
100%.
So does Hoyce.
Absolutely.
100%.
They deserve their right to compete.
But it's not the same as the UFC right now.
And until it becomes...
Until someone comes along...
Like, Strikeforce kind of almost had it.
You know, they were close.
Before Strikeforce was owned by the UFC, Fader was fighting Brett Rogers, and you know, there was some shit going on.
brendan schaub
Yeah!
They were doing well.
joe rogan
There was some shit going on.
It was like, whoa, this is pretty goddamn good.
It was pretty goddamn good.
brendan schaub
See, I think the UFC to get there, we just need time on our side.
The struggle they're going to have is, you know, the NFL's dealing with a little bit now with the concussion stuff.
I think when MMA down the road, we're going to see the concussion.
It's really, then people are like, dude, what are we doing?
And the pay's nowhere near.
So when I say the NFL's worth the squeeze, it's because you're taking care of compensation-wise.
So yeah, you're going to have some fucked up knees and your brain's going to be oatmeal.
But in the UFC, I mean, man, like I said, you get an email and a repost on Instagram.
joe rogan
But don't you think that like then it's even more important to make sure that someone like Rousey has enough time, that Ronda has enough time off to recuperate and you mitigate all potential problems that you could have with her getting knocked out again?
I mean, what if this fight takes place, and in the first round, Holly just fucking slams a shin right into Ronda's jaw, and she stiffens up and just falls straight back like Terry Edom?
Remember when Terry Edom caught him with that wheel kick?
And he just stiffened and fell straight back?
Bang!
brendan schaub
The probabilities that happen are very high.
joe rogan
Very high.
Well, this is what you have to realize if you've never been hit before.
When you get knocked out like that, you can't get hit for a long time.
It's not the same.
It takes a while before you build back the resistance to get to the point where you have a baseline.
Your baseline is like how you are right now.
If you get hit right now, like, wow, that would hurt, but...
You'd be able to absorb a much better shot than if you had just gotten a concussion.
If you had just gotten a concussion recently, and then you get hit again, your brain's like, what the f-?
And we've seen it.
We've seen so many guys get knocked out and then come back.
brendan schaub
A lot of times it happens, I'm going to cut you off, but a lot of times it happens in camp.
Like before I fought Rothwell, like weeks before, Carwin fucked me up, man.
If I was knowledgeable how I am now, I'd be like, dude, I don't know if I should fight.
This is not good.
But my, you know, back in the day, you know, this is whatever, three, four years ago, they're like, just no more sparring, you'll rest.
Well, it's two weeks before the fight.
That's really not enough time.
joe rogan
It's not enough for a concussion.
brendan schaub
Yeah, I mean, it's a decent shot, but, you know, I've had way worse, and he clips me, and it's, you know, it's tough, man.
joe rogan
Yeah, it just shut you off.
Yeah, well, Joe Duffy, how about that?
A week before he was supposed to fight Dustin Poirier, he gets knocked out in camp.
He gets a concussion.
And they have to pull him out, you know?
brendan schaub
See, that's why whenever MMA math, people try saying, well, Rockhold, Machida, Machida Weidman, MMA math does not work for me.
Because I know Machida was not ready to fight when he fought Rockhold.
I was in his camp.
We were like, dude, this is not the Machida we know.
So he goes in and destroys him, gets clipped, you know, it's a different Machida.
So that doesn't work for me.
joe rogan
So what was wrong with Machida?
brendan schaub
He just needed time off.
His biggest issue is he'll go right back to sparring.
We're not talking like light sparring and hitting mitts.
He goes right back to the dog days of sparring as soon as he's done.
So, you know, he was getting clipped, he was having just a rough time, and he just wasn't ready to take that fight.
joe rogan
So you were watching him train, and you knew that something was up?
brendan schaub
I think everyone did.
joe rogan
Really?
brendan schaub
Yeah.
And so now, you know, everyone's like, dude, you need a break.
So he's taking a long time off.
joe rogan
He fought Munoz, where was that?
In England?
Is that where it was?
His first fight at 185?
brendan schaub
When he head kicked him.
joe rogan
Yeah, he looked sensational.
brendan schaub
They were training together, too.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Yeah, because we were all training together and then Mina was like, dude, I gotta fight Machida and everyone was kind of like, ooh, fuck.
joe rogan
But if you watch him from that fight to like the Machida you see now, it's like, man, a little shopworn.
He's had some tough fights.
The old Romero fight.
brendan schaub
But that happens.
joe rogan
Yep.
brendan schaub
That happens, man.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
That happens.
And like...
Like, I think it happened with Klitschko.
I hate going back to boxing.
I think it just, whatever reason it happens that, it's a certain fight where you're like, oh my god, it's not the same guy.
Oh, fuck, man.
And is it, you know, Jose Al has been undefeated for 10 years.
He's been through the ringer.
He's fought the best of the best.
To me, he's number one pound for pound.
There's no one better.
You look at his resume.
To me, he's number fucking one.
Now, it's Saturday night, the time where we see him, it's like, oh, it's not the same Jose we've seen.
There's going to come a day, there's going to be a fight.
Unless he retires.
joe rogan
See, I think that he is definitely one of the all-time greats, and I think he's definitely one of the best pound-for-pound fighters in the world, but he doesn't fight The same sort of dominance that Mighty Mouse does.
He'll beat Uriah Faber down.
He crushed his leg and beat him down and knocked out Chad Mendes in their first fight.
But if you look at the Ricardo Lamas fight, Lamas had him on his back in the fifth round.
He's beaten on him.
brendan schaub
So did Hominick.
joe rogan
Yeah, so did Hominick.
He fades towards the end.
And if you look at the fight with Chad Mendes, that was a fucking very, very close fight, that second fight.
brendan schaub
Phenomenal fight.
joe rogan
Very close fight.
brendan schaub
I think 45 is more stacked than Mighty Mouse.
joe rogan
Mmm, maybe.
brendan schaub
I think he's more stacked.
So he's fighting tougher competition.
joe rogan
That's certainly a good argument.
However, John Dodson knocked out TJ Dillashaw at 135. He's a fucking monster.
He's fast as shit.
Super athletic and dangerous as fucking.
Mighty Mouse just shut him down.
brendan schaub
I agree.
I just think over 10 years and he's fought the who's who and beat them.
You know what I'm saying?
joe rogan
It's such a subjective title.
brendan schaub
If you want to talk about pound for pound, who's going to rip everyone's face off is Jon Jones.
There's no one better than Jon Jones to ever enter the octagon.
He's literally going to grab everyone and rip their freaking face off if he wanted to.
So that's pound for pound.
joe rogan
You think he's going to fight heavyweight now?
brendan schaub
Yeah, 100%.
He's going to go in there, he's going to fight DC, and he's like, cool, let's fight heavyweight.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Wow.
He's so jacked.
brendan schaub
What are we doing?
He's so jacked.
Like has his shit together.
joe rogan
You know, that happens to people when they become like real technical and they're, you know, they're strong but in a grappling sense and then they start lifting weights.
Because now they have all this ability to do things from technique that's backed up by all this horsepower.
Eddie Bravo's game changed so hard when he started lifting weights.
There's Eddie Bravo pre-weights and there's Eddie Bravo post-weights.
And they're totally different guys.
He was just a small guy who had really good technique.
And then he got to the point where he was lifting weights like a couple days a week, steady, for years.
He wouldn't stop.
He's just like, I gotta get stronger.
He's like, I'm just battling in the gym constantly with these guys who are bigger and stronger than me.
And then as soon as he started putting mass on, and he started getting really strong to go with that technique, he was just smashing people.
brendan schaub
Different animal.
See, Shinkawa and myself, we're a little different.
We spent too much time in the weight room when we should have been doing technique.
joe rogan
Right.
brendan schaub
Like, we're in the weight room, like, spotting each other on the bench.
I'm like, God, I feel like we should work on punching and kicking.
He's like, you think?
I'm like, well, you're huge as fuck as it is.
I don't think we're going to get any better squatting all the time.
joe rogan
Especially if you fight a guy like Junior Dos Santos.
Like, Junior couldn't lift nearly as much as Shane, but when they got in the cage together, Junior was lighting him up because of just boxing technique.
unidentified
Lighting him up, yeah.
brendan schaub
That's where technique comes into play.
joe rogan
That's what it is.
It's about getting hit.
brendan schaub
You want to talk about a fight that should have happened years ago?
Dos Santos over him.
Next week.
joe rogan
What do you think about that fight?
brendan schaub
I mean, Dos Santos is with a new camp, with ATT, so I think that's good.
This fight should have happened a year or two ago.
I don't think Junior's ever the same.
I think after those two Kane losses and then after that Stipe fight, I mean, what?
You want to talk about Miles?
joe rogan
Brutal fight.
brendan schaub
So I don't know, man.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
And then with Overeem with this new drug testing, I mean, what are we going to get?
We're going to get the 205 Overeem?
What's he going to look like?
joe rogan
Right.
brendan schaub
There's a lot of variables, man.
joe rogan
A lot of variables.
brendan schaub
A lot of variables, Doug.
Same with Jose Aldo.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're making the...
unidentified
You know what I'm saying?
joe rogan
He might be on steroids face.
brendan schaub
Well, I'm just saying...
joe rogan
Might have been.
brendan schaub
Maybe he's not, but let's...
joe rogan
That's the face you're making, though.
He might have been on some shit.
brendan schaub
Let's say he's not, right?
No, let's say he is, but then the strict drug testing comes into play.
We're talking about a different animal, man.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
brendan schaub
Completely different animal.
joe rogan
Not the same guy.
brendan schaub
That's an X factor for me.
That's a huge X factor.
joe rogan
It has to be.
But we don't know.
We don't know what he was doing and what he wasn't doing.
brendan schaub
All speculation.
joe rogan
100%.
brendan schaub
I have no idea.
joe rogan
Because he never got tested positive for anything.
brendan schaub
Never.
And he's an absolute animal.
I could say that for anyone.
You go through UFC 194, you say that for a lot of guys.
It's an X factor.
joe rogan
Yeah.
That's interesting, man.
We can't know.
You know, we can't know who was on water, who was on something and got caught.
brendan schaub
There's no way unless people get caught.
joe rogan
Yeah, when you get caught, you know, they always say, oh, you know, I didn't know.
Someone gave me this diet.
Has there ever been a guy who someone actually did give, they gave him a protein shake and he drank it?
And they're like, oh, yo, dog, I forgot to tell you steroids and that.
I didn't have it.
brendan schaub
Motherfucker, I thought this was chocolate weight.
unidentified
Nah.
brendan schaub
Nah, man, I put steroids in it.
Hey, real quick, just for all the listeners out there, that's never happened.
joe rogan
I think it's got to have happened once.
People are idiots.
brendan schaub
There's a lot of idiots in the gym.
And then they test positive?
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
brendan schaub
I like that.
He's like, I didn't even know what I was taking.
This guy was just giving me injects in my ass.
joe rogan
He told me his vitamin C. It is possible that if you were at a bad gym, and you're hanging around with a bunch of fucking morons, and they want you to fail, and there's dudes that are doing juice, they'll put some juice in your protein drink.
Here's the solution.
Don't let anybody mix your protein drinks.
unidentified
Fuck no.
joe rogan
Especially some asshole who doesn't really like you.
brendan schaub
Yeah, man.
Keep it on your shit.
joe rogan
But there has to be a guy out there that actually did have someone drop a steroid in his protein drink, and he pissed positive, and he probably tells everybody, and they're like, yeah, yeah, sure.
He's like, no, fucking it actually did happen!
unidentified
Fuck!
That would be such a bummer!
Bummer!
brendan schaub
I'm surprised you'd be failed the steroid test.
joe rogan
You'd be so freaked out like I can't believe that the actual thing that everybody jokes about really did happen to me.
It's like actually going into a van that says free candy.
Is there a really free chant here?
That's a very clunk.
Ow, fuck!
brendan schaub
You're that guy.
joe rogan
Beat you over the head.
I'm like, goddammit, how did I fall for that?
This card tomorrow is pretty good.
There's a lot of good fights on this card.
The card on Saturday is insane.
But the one big fight that's on tomorrow, well, there's a couple big fights besides Frankie Edgar and Chad Mendes, but Barboza and Tony Ferguson's son.
That's a motherfucker.
unidentified
Barboza and Tony Ferguson, son.
brendan schaub
I love Ferguson in that fight.
joe rogan
That's a crazy fight, dude.
brendan schaub
That's a motherfucker.
joe rogan
That is a crazy fight.
brendan schaub
I just think it's Ferguson's time, man.
He's so fucking good.
joe rogan
He's dangerous.
Very dangerous.
But so is Barboza.
brendan schaub
I agree.
I just feel like Tony just hits like a Mack truck.
joe rogan
He does.
He does.
It's a very interesting fight.
Very interesting.
He's gonna have to deal with those fucking leg kicks, though.
Goddamn, Barboza kicks fast.
brendan schaub
I don't think it gets out of two rounds.
I think Tony stops him in two.
unidentified
Wow.
brendan schaub
I know, right?
That's how much I believe in Tony.
I just think 2016 is kind of the year of Tony Ferguson at that weight.
joe rogan
Wow, strong statement.
unidentified
I know, right?
joe rogan
Brendan Schaub going out on a limb here.
brendan schaub
I'll tell you what, man.
joe rogan
You're making predictions.
Like, you're making a strong prediction.
brendan schaub
I know.
Sometimes it backfires like a motherfucker.
joe rogan
Ha!
Barbo's a monster.
He is a monster.
That Paul Felder fight, that switch kick that he was landed to Felder's ribs.
brendan schaub
I've never seen anything like it.
joe rogan
Fastest I've ever seen.
brendan schaub
I agree.
I've never seen anything like it.
joe rogan
He was like a 110-pound Thai guy.
You know, like you watch those Muay Thai champions, those flyweight dudes that are just like lightning bolts.
That's like what kind of speed he was dropping that switch kick in.
I remember, like, literally, I had to, like, readjust my metric when I was judging it, like, watching, like, what's a fast kick and what's not a fast kick.
His kick was so much faster than anybody else's that I had to readjust, like, what I thought was a fast kick.
brendan schaub
He's going to land some of those.
I just think Tony's going to counter and end the night.
joe rogan
Well, Michael Johnson gave him a lot of pressure, and Barboza had a real hard time with that.
But...
Correct me if I'm wrong, I believe Barboza was traveling back and forth from Florida to New Jersey to train with Mark Henry while that was going on.
Now he lives down there.
brendan schaub
Correct.
joe rogan
That'll make a big impact.
brendan schaub
Different animal.
joe rogan
And that's what we saw in the fight with Paul Felder.
We saw like the best version of Barboza we've ever seen.
The most focused, the fastest, the best prepared.
brendan schaub
If he's with Mark Henry, I'm telling you, man, I spent maybe four weeks with Mark Henry.
I've never seen anything like it.
The reason, maybe just because he's Frank Yeager's guy in Edwin Barboza, he doesn't get a lot of notoriety like Frost or Greg Jackson.
I'm telling you, man, it's some other level shit, man.
joe rogan
Really?
brendan schaub
I'm telling you, he was like, let me see you move around.
And he had this guy hold mitts for me.
And he filled out a fucking notepad of about six pages long, front and back.
Just all this shit.
And he was obsessed with it.
Texting me.
Voicemails where he's like, just listen to him.
You don't respond, just listen.
And it was all these combos.
I was like, holy fuck.
Wow.
And you see Edwin Barboza and you see frickin' Frankie Edgar, how talented these guys are.
And now, Chris Weidman brought Mark Henry in to help with the Rockhold fight.
Really?
And that was the X Factor for me.
joe rogan
That's what pushes you over the top, Weidman over Rockhold?
brendan schaub
It did, and I thought Rockhold was gonna win earlier in the week.
And then I've been listening, and then Mark Henry says he's working with Weidman.
I was like, oh, hell no.
unidentified
Really?
joe rogan
So it was just Mark Henry coming in as a trainer that made you switch over?
brendan schaub
I was this close.
I was this close to picking Weidman or Rockhold.
And then just, I don't know, I'm with Weidman.
joe rogan
Wow, that's interesting.
That's a pretty serious level of respect for Mark Henry.
brendan schaub
Dude, I've worked with Feras, and those are the best in the business.
Lester Bowling, Greg Jackson, all these phenomenal coaches, Tony Jeffries, all these guys.
I've never seen anything like Mark Henry.
As soon as I heard he's on board, I was like, oh, fuck.
You're talking about another level.
joe rogan
What do you think about his style as opposed to the style that Bang is showing TJ Dillashaw, which is a lot of switching of the stances, a lot of variations in the approach and the attack, where you're constantly overloading the mind.
You never know what a guy's gonna do.
What do you think of that?
brendan schaub
I think Bang's style works for one guy in the world.
joe rogan
For TJ? Yep.
What about what it's doing for Danny Castillo?
Danny Castillo's looking fantastic.
brendan schaub
He's not looking like TJ. He looks good.
joe rogan
For him, well, first of all, they came in at different levels of striking.
brendan schaub
I agree.
joe rogan
Especially kicking-wise.
brendan schaub
I agree.
He looks better.
But I think for that obsessive style and for what TJ does, they're the perfect combo.
It does not get any better than that.
joe rogan
So you think it's a style-makes-trainer matchup?
brendan schaub
Yes, 100%.
Yes.
Try and listen to...
Well, you won't be there.
They fight on Friday night.
You're not doing the fight.
But if you can, listen to Mark Henry when he's coaching Frankie Edgar.
He has a towel on.
He's sweating.
And they have different language every time.
They have different variables every time.
It's never the same.
joe rogan
So that nobody can get it?
brendan schaub
No one can get it.
It's literally like a video game.
ABBBC, ABBC. And they're doing the thing.
It's like a fucking video game.
unidentified
Wow.
brendan schaub
I've never seen anything like it, man.
joe rogan
Wow, very interesting.
And see, he's just a striking guy, right?
brendan schaub
Just striking.
joe rogan
So who does the transitions between the striking and the grappling?
How do they orchestrate that in the training?
brendan schaub
Yeah, I know Weidman has his whole camp with Ray Longo and Matt Ser and all that, so they all come together.
I've heard stories about Weidman.
I don't think people realize how strong Weidman is.
I've heard him just molly whopping heavyweights, just destroying dudes.
And Weidman, when I break down the tape, he just has this X factor that I don't think Luke has.
Granted, Luke's gone five rounds more.
A lot of people don't realize that.
Luke's gone five rounds in Strikeforce.
Jack Ray, Tim Kennedy beat both of them.
Great grapplers.
But I just think Weidman has this X factor that it's hard to engage.
You can't put a number on it, if that makes sense.
I know it sounds weird.
joe rogan
Rockhold thinks he's gonna be able to stay on the outside and have success the way Anderson did in the first round of the first fight and Vitor did in that opening flurry of the fight that they had.
And he thinks he's gonna be able to do some damage there.
If you look at that fight, the Vitor fight where Vitor had Weidman stunned, he nailed him a couple times, and then Vitor moved in for the kill, but Vitor just didn't have the stamina.
He just couldn't sustain it, and then he didn't have the defense in the ground.
Weidman took him down and just fucked him up.
It was just a beatdown.
As soon as Weidman shot that double, got to hold those legs tight, dropped him down, total control of the ground, and just beat the shit out of him.
I don't think he'll be able to do that the same way to Rockhold.
I think Rockhold's going to be a much harder guy to take down, and a much harder guy to keep down.
I think Rockhold's got a way better wrestling camp with DC and Kane, and Rockhold's just shown really good takedown defense in the past.
brendan schaub
I agree.
joe rogan
It makes it tricky.
I think that fight gets super interesting if Rockhold uses his height and reach in kicking.
He's a really good kicker.
He keeps it on the outside.
brendan schaub
Phenomenal left kick.
joe rogan
What is his fucking background besides wrestling?
brendan schaub
Surfing.
joe rogan
But where did he learn how to kick like that?
brendan schaub
He was surfing and he was bullshitting around.
I know he did some judo when he was young.
joe rogan
Karate background or anything?
brendan schaub
No, and then walked into AK when he was super young.
joe rogan
How old was he?
I think 17. Okay, so Javier has been kind of coaching him from the beginning, huh?
brendan schaub
Yeah, so I mean, Rockhold, I think, will get his kicks off, and to keep that distance, I just feel like...
Weidman's going to get him down.
And Weidman, this is the X Factor, is Weidman also is a phenomenal grappler, man.
He's been training with Marcelo Garcia forever.
I mean, he's a stud on the ground.
I think AK's overlooking that.
I think they're worried about the striking, they're worried about the pressure and all that, and they think Rockhold thinks he's going to take you down and pop up.
I get that.
Weidman's a motherfucker down there.
He controlled Vitor Belfar on the ground like you've never seen.
unidentified
Like a building.
brendan schaub
Literally.
He's so heavy on top, man.
joe rogan
Well, Donaher's his guy, too.
And Donaher's the master.
He's a real wizard.
He's so smart, too.
He's a guy that when you have that guy in your corner, there's a distinct advantage when it comes to strategy.
And if you're training with him on a regular basis, he doesn't make mistakes.
He doesn't make mistakes in assessment or execution.
He knows what to do and when to do it and how to do it right.
He just knows.
He's not weighed down by stupid ideas.
brendan schaub
To me, it's the best fight in middleweight history.
Two guys just in their prime, man.
I have no idea who's going to win.
I can see these guys fighting two or three times, talking about a trilogy.
joe rogan
Well, it really all depends on the result of the first fight.
A lot of people thought that could have been the case with Vitor and Wyman, but Wyman just smashed him.
If Weidman can do that to Rockhold, then the whole game changes.
Do you think Weidman needs a breakout performance in order to achieve a higher level of stardom?
Something has to happen for people to recognize how great he is.
brendan schaub
Let's say Weidman goes in there and knocks him out in the first round.
But then Conor McGregor goes in and knocks Jose Aldo out in three rounds.
We're not talking about Weidman.
He gets honey-dicked again.
You know what I'm saying?
He's honey-dicked again.
My bad, dawg.
Maybe next time.
Because we're not talking about Weidman.
joe rogan
It's true.
brendan schaub
All we're talking about is Conor Aldo.
That's all we're talking about.
joe rogan
And it's all trash talk.
It's the trash talk.
On paper, both of them are equally intriguing.
But the trash talk of Connor has pushed the whole thing way over the top as far as wanting to see it.
It's like, ah!
brendan schaub
But it's kind of calmed down because of the injury and there's been this delay.
Because on that world tour, I was like, holy fuck, this is insane.
I think Conor McGregor mindfucked Jose Aldo.
Not really anymore.
joe rogan
I don't know about all that.
brendan schaub
I don't think so anymore.
I don't think it's as bad this time.
joe rogan
I think it's still in his head.
It doesn't matter.
We don't know what the reaction to that is going to be.
Some guys, the worst shit you can do is get him riled up.
brendan schaub
Well, if you look at Jose Aldo's past, any time a guy brings a fight to him, he gets fucked.
If Jose Aldo, if it's super respectful and he gets ahead on you, he coasts.
He takes rounds off, he coasts.
We've seen it, man.
But I think Conor McGregor, he bit off all he can chew, man.
Because Jose Aldo, when you're bringing the fight to him, you get one hell of a Jose Aldo.
We look at Mendez-Jose, too.
What?
To me, that's one of the greatest fights ever.
joe rogan
It's going to be interesting to see what approach Aldo takes.
Because what if Aldo comes out southpaw?
Then shit gets interesting.
Because one of the benefits that Connor has is that he fights southpaw.
He's got a nasty right hand.
brendan schaub
True.
joe rogan
He throws almost like disdainful half-speed kicks and he uses your positioning and judging you to set up other things.
And then he mixes those half-speed kicks up with very fast techniques.
Spinning kicks and things along those lines.
That front kick to the body.
And then he'll throw like a disdainful roundhouse kick, almost like daring you to try to counter it so he can look to drop that left hand in on you.
He does a lot of interesting shit as far as like varying his rhythm and his approach and his movement, his long wide stance, just a lot of shit that's hard to judge.
But if Aldo immediately initiates grappling, This is something that I don't think people have been thinking of.
That's exactly what I was going to say.
Aldo is fucking nasty on the ground.
Nasty.
brendan schaub
World champion.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's like, he beat Cabrinha in straight jiu-jitsu.
Okay?
So if Aldo just clinches and drags that fight to the ground very early in the fight.
Look, we saw in the corner with Conor and Chad Mendes.
Chad took him down and held him down and was landing some nasty ground and pound with essentially no camp.
I mean two weeks, which is like your weight cutting.
You know, you don't have any cardio.
It's just like you're not gonna improve in two weeks because the last week is all just about recovery anyway.
So he's got like seven days to work out for Conor for a fucking world title fight while he's doing all this press, right?
Aldo's got all the time in the world.
He's got all the time in the world, and he is a monster on the ground.
brendan schaub
That's his background.
His background is not striking.
His background is jiu-jitsu.
So to me, and you hit it right on the head, no one's talking about it.
Jose's going to grapple him.
Because Conor's hard to figure out, especially early in the rounds.
He's doing all these weird angles.
It's like, fuck, man, what am I going to do?
He's going to grapple him.
That's what I think.
joe rogan
And he's a stunt athlete, too.
Freak!
He can get ahold of you and drags you to the ground and all of a sudden, you know, he's got your back and he's fucking blasting you with punches and elbows.
It could get real weird.
brendan schaub
Because if I'm watching the Mendez fight, especially that first round when Mendez kept taking him down, Jose Camp is going, alright, this is what we're going to do.
And then let's get it, stay in the third, fourth, fifth round.
Start teeing off.
joe rogan
Here's a look at it another way.
Connor comes in like a serpent with all this slippery movement and he drops one of those fucking piston left hands in on Jose's chin.
Then shit gets real weird real quick.
That could happen too.
unidentified
I agree.
joe rogan
Blam!
He lands one of those fucking corkers on him and starts talking shit to him and gets in front of his face.
brendan schaub
Jose's never been in a fight at this magnitude.
unidentified
No.
brendan schaub
Never.
joe rogan
Never with the shit-talking.
The shit-talking changes everything.
brendan schaub
The shit-talking and all the eyes on this fight and the pressure.
He's been champ, you know, forever.
He's been undefeated for 10 years.
He's never been in this kind of fight.
joe rogan
No, not even close.
He's gotten a lot of attention in Brazil.
Like the first Chad Mendes fight was a giant victory for him in Brazil.
Ran out to the audience, was cheering with him.
They held up the flag.
brendan schaub
Different animal.
joe rogan
It's a different thing.
brendan schaub
And I also, Jose will get hit.
He'll go straight back and he does get hit.
We see Chad Mendes in other fights where he gets hit.
joe rogan
He's not elusive.
brendan schaub
He's not like Mighty Mouse.
No, if you get hit by Conor McGregor, the game is over.
He hits like a fucking Mack truck.
joe rogan
Yeah, he snaps those punches in.
unidentified
He's big.
joe rogan
And he mixes shit up real good with uppercuts and straight punches and comes at different angles.
He gets unpredictable with his movements when he's in close.
Like if you look at his fight with Marcus Brimage, that beautiful combination that he landed to take Brimage out.
brendan schaub
Amazing.
And how good does his Max Holloway wing look now?
joe rogan
Exactly.
brendan schaub
And he did that with a fucked up knee.
joe rogan
Yeah, he jacked his knee in the first round.
So, there's a lot going on in that fight.
There's a lot going on in that fight.
brendan schaub
What?
And I think after, let's say Conor wins that fight, his toughest matchups are looming, you know?
They're waiting for him.
joe rogan
Well, Tony Ferguson's already called him out.
Tony's like, come on up to 155, bitch.
brendan schaub
This might be his last fight at 45, too.
Most likely will be with the IV. Donald wants to fight him, too.
joe rogan
Of course.
brendan schaub
That's a fucking fight, son.
Pettis.
joe rogan
Well, Donald shouldn't be thinking about anything but the 18th.
brendan schaub
That's going to be a tough one.
joe rogan
That's a tough one.
brendan schaub
It's a tough one.
Rooting for my boy Cerrone.
joe rogan
I am too.
I'm also rooting for Dos Anjos.
That's the fucking problem with being a commentator.
You gotta fucking root on everybody.
brendan schaub
Not me!
joe rogan
As a human being, I'm way closer to Donald.
Donald's my friend.
But when I watch those two fight, I'm a fan of martial arts.
brendan schaub
Yeah, you're a professional.
joe rogan
But when I watch those two fight, I'm a fan of both those guys.
Me too.
I'm a Rafael Dos Anjos fan.
That motherfucker is a beast.
That beatdown that he put on Pettis, the way he did it...
brendan schaub
He's the nicest guy in the world, too.
joe rogan
He's the best.
brendan schaub
The nice guy.
When I was fighting, and I never forget this stuff.
Anytime guys go out of their way to be nice to me, I never forget it.
When I was in Brazil for a press conference before I fought Nogueira, it's like, whatever, 14 weeks before the fight.
You know, Brazilians aren't exactly a big Brown fan when you're fighting the biggest guy in the fucking city.
No one's doing me favors.
And Dos Anchos gave me rides everywhere.
Took me to gyms, made sure I was cool, made sure where to eat.
He was great, man.
joe rogan
He's a great dude.
I always like talking to him.
He's always a very friendly guy.
brendan schaub
Cowboy and I are from Denver, same team.
Cowboy's my boy.
joe rogan
Yeah.
No, I get it.
brendan schaub
So it's tough, man.
I'm always biased.
Don't ever get it twisted.
Whenever I make picks, I'm always biased.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I feel you.
I like this fight as a martial artist because...
As someone who looks at the problems that both guys present, I like this fight because the physicality of Dos Anjos is something that guys have to deal with.
He's worked real hard on his conditioning and his strength and conditioning routine.
He trains with that Nick Kurson guy, who's Marv Marinovich's disciple.
They do some wild, crazy, explosive, plyometric shit.
They do a lot of strength shit.
And a lot of it about just reducing the amount of time it takes you to act and to perform your actions.
Just getting it down, just fractions of a second, just fractions of a second, constantly exploding, constantly moving.
There's all sprints and box jumps and that kind of shit.
If you watch some of his training modalities, it's really fascinating to watch all these different techniques they apply, all these weird flexibility things he does.
brendan schaub
That's cool.
joe rogan
Oh, he does a lot of wild shit, man.
brendan schaub
The one thing I don't like is how much time Cowboy's had off.
Cowboy likes to go and go, and that's when he's his best.
When you have a lot of time off and he has to think about the fights, that's usually trouble.
But Cowboy's a motherfucker, man.
He's so dangerous.
joe rogan
He's got a lot of momentum right now.
He's got a lot of momentum.
You know, and he's a really fucking tough guy.
He takes a good shot.
brendan schaub
They don't get any tougher than Donald Cerrone.
joe rogan
He takes a good shot, and he's really fucking sneaky with his Muay Thai.
Very sneaky.
brendan schaub
And off his back, man.
I'm telling you, his X-Fact, off his back.
I've rolled with Cowboy, it's like, Jesus, man.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's very slick off his back.
It's one of the best things about being a kickboxer that has a really good guard game.
Because you don't worry about getting taken down.
Because you're very offensive off your back.
brendan schaub
Unless you're fighting Dos Anjos.
I know.
High level grappler, black belt, who does not give a fuck about your guard.
joe rogan
Who's also strong as shit.
brendan schaub
Yes.
joe rogan
Like you saw that Nate Diaz fight, he just ragdolled Nate Diaz.
And just brutalized that leg, too, with those leg kicks.
It's going to be interesting to see if he decides to stand with Donald, like how he decides to approach it.
He's so fucking fast.
That was the thing that got me in the Pettis fight, like how...
Fast he is to engage and fast he is to execute.
He's like, right there, right there, right there, bang!
He put tremendous pressure on Pettis right from the beginning, and Pettis doesn't like that.
Pettis likes you to stay on the outside and give him time to get his timing.
brendan schaub
Like, Barboza loves that.
joe rogan
Exactly.
brendan schaub
Yeah, a lot of them like that.
joe rogan
And the way to beat those guys, a lot of time, is that kind of pressure.
brendan schaub
Get in their face.
joe rogan
And Donald had a hard time with Nate in their first fight, or their fight, rather, because Nate put a lot of pressure on him in the first round, and there was a lot of shit-talking.
brendan schaub
Yep.
joe rogan
I think he got emotionally invested in that shit-talking a little too much.
brendan schaub
You want to talk about leg kicks?
We don't even talk about this.
I hate to go back to it, but Jose Aldo has a motherfucker for a kick.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
brendan schaub
What?
joe rogan
Horrible.
brendan schaub
And you've got to remember, Conor has that wide stance.
joe rogan
Yep.
Yep, he does.
brendan schaub
That's a game fact.
Because you land four of those leg kicks.
We're talking about a different night.
joe rogan
Yep.
And he's also...
We're assuming that Connor's going to fight Southpaw and that Jose's going to fight Orthodox.
We're assuming.
And if he does do that, then it opens him up for that inside leg kick, for sure.
That's a powerful technique.
And it also head kicks.
And Jose's not been a head kick kind of a guy.
But Conor is, you know?
And if Conor is in that position, he's in the strong leg back position, and Jose's opened in that orthodox position.
So what I'm saying, folks, if you don't know what we're talking about, if someone fights a southpaw means they have their right foot forward.
Orthodox, the way most boxers fight, they have their left leg forward.
When Conor has his right leg forward, the inside of his leg, which is a very sensitive, soft, tender area, he gets opened up for those inside leg kicks.
brendan schaub
It'll slow your game down.
You're only in a couple of those world-class kicks, it'll slow your game down.
joe rogan
Yeah, but I mean, I kind of think that Conor's anticipated that, and he's probably going to, you know, time his movement.
And then also you look at, like, that was the kick that did in Anderson, because Weidman checked it.
And Weidman checked it perfectly and snapped Anderson's leg.
So there's that possibility, too.
You know, if they go shin to shin a couple of times, woo!
brendan schaub
I've never been more excited than for a fight card since Saturday night.
joe rogan
It's stunning.
Spectacular.
It's so good in so many ways.
brendan schaub
Can I hate on one of the fights on the card, Joe, real quick?
Please do.
Gunnar Nelson, Damian Mai, I think, is there.
unidentified
How dare you.
brendan schaub
I know.
I hope I'm wrong.
I hope I'm wrong.
Every other fight on that card is ridiculous.
I think just style-wise, I just don't see that being fun.
You look at their previous wins, Gunnar Nelson really finishes only by submission.
You ain't submitting Damian Maia.
That ain't happening.
Then his other wins are decision.
Damian Maia is either submission or decision.
joe rogan
Imagine if Gunnar did submit Damian Maia.
Can you imagine that?
brendan schaub
It'd be sick.
joe rogan
Can you imagine if he could do that?
brendan schaub
It'd be so sick.
joe rogan
Is it possible?
brendan schaub
I'm a fan.
joe rogan
Is it possible that Damien could submit Gunnar?
I mean, I don't even know if that's possible.
brendan schaub
I agree.
Well, the thing is, we talk about Gunnar Nelson's background in jiu-jitsu.
He's the far cry from Damien Maia.
Don't get twisted, people.
unidentified
He is.
brendan schaub
As far as...
You know celebrated true traditional jiu-jitsu Damien Maia is a motherfucking monster.
joe rogan
Absolutely.
100% as far as achievements.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
But when you look at what Gunnar Nelson has done, like he's an elite grappler.
He really is.
brendan schaub
He beat Jeff Monson, son.
joe rogan
Yes, he did.
brendan schaub
What?
joe rogan
Dominated him.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
And he's also small for the division, which is where it gets interesting because Damien Maia is large for the division.
Damien Maia cuts a lot of weight and this would be his first time doing it without an IV. Oh, see all these X-Factors, son?
brendan schaub
The other thing is, David Meyer, he's not exactly Lance Armstrong in the cardio department.
So you want to talk about submissions later in the round, there's going to be one.
It's probably going to be Nelson.
joe rogan
Well, and with no IV, he could even be more weakened by this weight cut.
It's a factor.
brendan schaub
How about Susan Romero?
We didn't even talk about that.
joe rogan
What the fuck?
Jacare is fighting Yoel Romero.
First of all, Yoel Romero has the best body that has ever walked on Earth.
unidentified
He is cheeked.
joe rogan
Who looks better than that?
That's a superhero.
brendan schaub
He's a superhero.
joe rogan
That's a superhero.
That's fucking Aquaman.
That's Spider-Man.
brendan schaub
Straight up.
joe rogan
That's Superman.
unidentified
Straight up.
joe rogan
Look at that build.
That shit's ridiculous.
And Jacare's a fucking savage too, man.
Jacare's bicep is like three inches longer than a normal bicep.
It goes to the middle of his forearm.
brendan schaub
He was born to choke people.
He was literally born to choke people unconscious.
joe rogan
It's going to be interesting to see if Yoel can avoid the submissions if it goes to the ground.
It's going to be interesting because Yoel is such an elite wrestler.
I mean, his wrestling is outstanding.
brendan schaub
You know what?
It's outstanding, but he's been taken down the octagon by inferior guys.
joe rogan
It's because he doesn't give a fuck.
Because he just gets right back up.
brendan schaub
You're not getting right back up on Jock, right?
joe rogan
No, no, no.
He's not going to have that approach.
brendan schaub
That's a fucking tough one to call.
joe rogan
He's going to be much more conservative, I think, in his approach as far as his attacks.
But he's got so much faith in that fast twitch muscle fiber, too.
Because he drops those fucking fast shots on you.
brendan schaub
So does Sousa, though.
So does Jacare.
What the fuck, son?
joe rogan
Especially now.
The Yushin Okami fight, when Jacare unloaded on Okami.
What, you worried about my jiu-jitsu?
brendan schaub
What?
joe rogan
How about worried about knuckle sandwich?
brendan schaub
Knuckle sandwich, son.
I think someone's getting dropped.
That's a wild fight.
I think he ends up on the feet and someone's gonna land a bomb.
joe rogan
You know what gets me?
I almost wish that Yoel...
It's like, I almost wish he was fighting for the title now.
brendan schaub
Because I feel like he's 36. He's 36. Time is not on his side.
joe rogan
No, especially not with this kind of testing.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
Time is not on his side.
Testing ain't doing him any favors.
And he has injuries.
They were supposed to fight before.
joe rogan
Well, he's had his neck operated on.
unidentified
Of course.
joe rogan
He's got a big slice in the back of his neck.
You see him when he steps on the scale at the weigh-ins where he had disc surgery.
I don't know what they did.
brendan schaub
He don't wrestle for that long without having some issues.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's a monster.
He's maybe one of the greatest amateur wrestlers to ever come out of Cuba.
brendan schaub
He's just a freak, man.
joe rogan
A monster wrestler.
brendan schaub
He eats shots, though, and he's not exactly a cardio machine either.
joe rogan
Nope, and he's got to be real careful about how he explodes and how he paces himself.
I mean, these are two fucking kegs of dynamite going after each other.
Two different approaches.
Goddamn, that's a good fight.
unidentified
Whoa!
joe rogan
And we're not even talking about Uriah Faber.
Uriah Faber's on this card.
No one's even brought it up.
brendan schaub
Yeah, they just have him on the card just in case Aldo didn't show up.
joe rogan
Yep, that's exactly what it is.
brendan schaub
Let's get real here, everybody.
joe rogan
That's exactly what it is.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
I probably gave him a good stipend.
brendan schaub
Yeah, he's on the card.
unidentified
Stay in shape.
brendan schaub
Yeah, do your thing, Uriah.
joe rogan
Do you know Frankie Sainz?
S-A-E-N-Z? How do you pronounce it?
Sainz?
Sainz?
brendan schaub
It's not good if we don't know his name.
joe rogan
Well, if he wins, it's good for him.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
If he wins for him, it's gigantic for him.
Jeremy Stephens and Max Holloway, it's another fucking bang-up fight, too, nobody's bringing up.
brendan schaub
Dude, I'm impressed with Holloway, man.
joe rogan
Fuck yeah, man.
That Cub-Swanson fight opened up a lot of people's eyes.
They were like, whoa.
brendan schaub
And this kid's only, like, 24. He's young, talented, fucking dude's up.
What's he won, five in a row, seven in a row since losing to Conor?
Five, probably?
joe rogan
He's won quite a few and looks better every single time he's inside the octagon.
brendan schaub
Hey, Stevens, for sure let's not suck in our gut like that when we take a picture, though.
joe rogan
Can't do that.
unidentified
It's obvious.
joe rogan
Caught him out of camp for photos.
brendan schaub
It's obvious.
I've been there.
It's like, God damn it.
And you know this shit's going to be on the promos and shit.
I would have tanned and did some fucking push-ups.
joe rogan
Yeah, Jeremy Stevens has some fucking dynamite in his hands.
brendan schaub
He has dynamite.
joe rogan
And his kicks, too.
When he knocked out Honey Jason, that head kick.
unidentified
Nasty.
joe rogan
That was a flatliner.
brendan schaub
He's almost like the Rumble Johnson of this weight class.
joe rogan
You know what I'm saying?
brendan schaub
Like he is just a fucking ball of knockout.
But then, I just think Holloway, he's too good.
He has too many tools to win.
joe rogan
We'll see.
I like it.
I like that fight.
I like it a lot.
I think Jeremy Stephens, you zig when you should have zagged, you fuck up, you make a mistake.
brendan schaub
Oh, it's over.
joe rogan
Yeah.
He'll shut the fucking lights out on you.
That Dennis Bermudez fight, how about that?
How about that fight?
brendan schaub
Bermudez is a motherfucker.
joe rogan
Bermudez was looking good in that fight, too.
Jeremy Steeves dropped the bomb on him.
He can do that, man, and he holds that power deep into the third round, too.
You gotta remember, also, he knocked out the champ.
He knocked out Dos Anjos.
brendan schaub
That's right.
joe rogan
Yep.
brendan schaub
People forget that.
joe rogan
I don't forget it.
He knocked out Dos Anjos at 55 and then dropped down to 45. Feels like he's got a better shot at 45. I wonder how many guys are gonna continue to try to compete at 45 with this IV ban.
brendan schaub
Not many.
joe rogan
Yeah, I wonder how Jeremy's going to do, because I think this will be his first fight without the IV as well.
brendan schaub
Well, think about Aldo and McGregor, too.
McGregor's some motherfucker for them to get down.
You look at McGregor when he gets on that scale, it's like...
joe rogan
Yeah, he looks like he's got...
brendan schaub
Dead man walking, so...
joe rogan
Yeah, like a horrible stomach disease or something.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
If McGregor knocks out Aldo, is he the biggest star in the UFC? Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's the biggest.
100%.
He's the biggest right now.
brendan schaub
You think?
joe rogan
I mean, Rhonda's the biggest, but she's not because she's not the champ.
He's the champ.
They will have parades for him in Ireland.
brendan schaub
I'll have a parade for him.
joe rogan
Yeah, but you have to understand the level of champ, like, their level of love that he gets is so, like, women...
Like, looked at Ronda like this new thing.
There's this new thing that never existed before.
This beautiful female combat sports champion who's totally dominant.
But Ireland has a long history of combat sports athletes, and right now Conor McGregor is as big as anyone that's ever been.
And if he beats Aldo and he smashes Aldo, the way he talks and his charisma, the way he dresses, his whole package, the whole thing, there's no one like him.
They will have a goddamn parade for him in Ireland and he will be the biggest star MMA has ever seen.
He will eclipse Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey together.
He's gonna be the fucking Mac Daddy.
brendan schaub
You know the thing about Conor, too?
joe rogan
That's a big if, right?
brendan schaub
It's a big if.
It's a fucking if, man.
I think the UFC needs it.
I think UFC needs him to win so bad.
unidentified
Nope.
joe rogan
Nope.
brendan schaub
I disagree.
joe rogan
I disagree.
If Conor gets knocked out dead by Jose Aldo, then Aldo looks even better.
Aldo looks even better, and then next people want to see Aldo fight someone else.
brendan schaub
Who, Frank Yeager again?
joe rogan
I don't ever look at it in terms of like, what would be the best result for the...
brendan schaub
Oh, I do all the time.
joe rogan
I don't.
I want martial arts.
That's what I want.
brendan schaub
I'm with you, Joe.
That's all great, but we're in the...
joe rogan
I want exchanges.
I want to figure out what's the best style.
Is it this long stance with these crazy weird movements and throwing in traditional martial arts techniques?
Or is it hard Dutch style with fucking world-class Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu?
brendan schaub
We know that works.
She's been winning for 10 years.
joe rogan
But does it work against Conor?
What if Conor fucking spinning back kicks him in the liver five seconds into the fight like he did with Chad?
brendan schaub
Then we got the biggest fighter of all time.
joe rogan
Wild shit.
brendan schaub
But the thing is, if I'm a businessman, not as a martial artist, if I'm a businessman, Conor winning is the golden ticket.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
By far.
brendan schaub
And it's the long play, too.
Because Jose, you know, he's not going to be around that much longer.
joe rogan
Right, but there's never been a guy like Conor before, and the UFC's been fine.
Like, you know, it's not necessarily the best thing for the sport.
brendan schaub
Oh, no, they're going to be fine.
Dana's still Scrooge McDuck.
I'm not saying that, son.
I'm not saying he goes broke.
joe rogan
But I don't even think it's...
brendan schaub
I'm just talking about getting new heights.
joe rogan
I don't think so.
unidentified
Look at this.
Scrooge McDuck doing the backstroke through a sea of gold.
brendan schaub
I fucking love that guy.
joe rogan
I just never thought about it until you started bringing up Scrooge McDuck.
I never thought about that cartoon.
brendan schaub
It's random as fuck.
joe rogan
Whenever you talk about money, like, I ain't Scrooge McDuck.
I'm like, that's right, Scrooge McDuck.
He had a lot of money.
brendan schaub
Ballin', son.
joe rogan
I think this fight for martial artists, this fight is...
It's like the ultimate who knows.
It's like the ultimate.
The Weidman fight as well.
They're both ultimate who knows.
The only difference being that we saw Weidman get wheel kicked in the head by Vitor.
We saw that.
brendan schaub
You saw Rockhold get wheel kicked.
joe rogan
Oh, did I say Weidman?
I'm sorry.
Yeah, we saw Rockhold get knocked out by Vitor's wheel kick in the first round.
That's the only variable.
brendan schaub
That was mutant Vitor, though.
joe rogan
It was mutant Vitor.
I missed that.
Me too.
You know, there's part of me that all this...
Look, I'm very torn on TRT Vitor.
Obviously.
I'm very torn.
unidentified
Very torn.
joe rogan
Because as a person who enjoys TRT myself, like, goddamn, there's some benefits to that stuff.
brendan schaub
You can't have that, though, man.
joe rogan
No, you can't.
But why not?
I get it.
brendan schaub
Because Bisping's left eye is why not.
joe rogan
Yes, you're right.
But okay.
But that was a shot that landed.
brendan schaub
Are we absolutely sure that that shot was landed because of TRT? I mean, that's the thing with TRT. If I can throw a spinning back kick a hundred times naturally, I take TRT, I can throw it a thousand times.
100% it's helped me throw that back kick.
joe rogan
Especially if you can achieve hyperhuman levels and maintain them.
So that's what people, I don't think, totally understand about this argument about TRT. So all you have to do, when they're talking about the dosage, dosage varies for every athlete that takes it.
But what they want to do is maintain a high normal, right?
So high normal is like 800. This would be the number that they would look for in your blood test.
brendan schaub
100 to 1,000, right?
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Is that right?
joe rogan
It's very rare.
You get to 1,000.
It's like super rare.
Like African dudes who eat elephant meat and fucking kill lions with sticks.
Those guys might hit 1,000 naturally.
unidentified
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
joe rogan
It's a fucking super fucking genetic spell.
Like Yoel Romero.
There are probably some times in his life where he's at a thousand.
But most people...
You have to be like some super stud.
You know, it barely exists.
brendan schaub
They're out there, I'm sure.
joe rogan
They're out there.
There's outliers, right?
There's these, like, fuck...
Like those Iceland dudes.
Those gigantic power...
Like the mountain.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
Obviously, he probably does some fucking Mexican supplements.
unidentified
Yeah!
The mountain?
joe rogan
I believe.
unidentified
What?
joe rogan
But...
Even on top of that, you're dealing with Mexican supplements on top of a superhuman guy, a gigantic seven-foot-tall gorilla man.
brendan schaub
Then you're the mountain.
joe rogan
Yeah, you're the mountain, right?
So when you're in camp, like this is one of the things that Weidman was yelling at Vitor, because when Vitor's blood work came back from camp, there's a guy that had been...
Taken off of TRT. Got on TRT because his testosterone was low.
But when he's in camp training for Weidman, they test his testosterone and it's three times higher than Weidman's.
Weidman's at three, he's at 12. And everyone's like, what the fuck?
Or was it four times?
So he's...
Who knows?
Who knows what's going on?
He got away with it.
Whatever it is, either he figured out a way to get his testosterone up naturally, or he figured out a way to do it and not get caught.
But when you're a guy like Weidman, who's a young guy who's doing it by the book and doing it totally, your body gets broken down by training and it takes some serious mental power, some serious willpower to keep pushing through.
When you're a guy who's taking that TRT, all you have to do is maintain that high normal.
So you might, if your workouts are brutal and they're breaking your body down, you gotta...
Bang!
Revitalize that bitch.
And he might be taking giant doses several times a week.
brendan schaub
For sure.
joe rogan
And if he's doing that, he's operating at a level that a normal human being just can't.
brendan schaub
He can't train that much.
joe rogan
It doesn't mean if you're 19. It doesn't matter if you're 45. You can't do it.
brendan schaub
You know what the thing is, though?
Granted, you know, TRT does help and all that.
You still have to put in the work.
100%.
He's still putting in the fucking work you idiotic.
joe rogan
Yeah, 100%.
brendan schaub
Like, people are like, oh, Barry Bonds, he couldn't hit a bit.
No, you take all the steroids you want and try hitting that many home runs.
unidentified
Exactly.
brendan schaub
No, they still have so much talent, man.
joe rogan
You have to have all the above.
brendan schaub
You do.
joe rogan
You have to have the talent, and then you have to, and that's what Vitor had.
But they also think that there's a thing that happened where he had this crazy confidence because of that shit.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
It was a different kind of confidence.
It's just a different person.
He was a different person in those fights.
brendan schaub
There's a lot of guys like that.
Overeem, when he fought Brock, I mean, what the fuck?
unidentified
Oh my god.
joe rogan
Oh my god.
That was terrifying.
brendan schaub
It made me not want to fight anymore.
joe rogan
265, shredded.
brendan schaub
I looked at his arm, I looked at his, and then I looked at his arm, and I was like, fuck this, man.
joe rogan
And Brock just couldn't fucking take him down.
Pull that fight up.
Find that fight.
See if you can find that fight online.
Overeem versus Brock Lesk.
brendan schaub
He would have finished third or fourth in Olympia, probably?
joe rogan
Wouldn't it be great if there was no testing, just so you could see that guy?
brendan schaub
I don't know if it was.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Because then you're talking about who has the best doctor.
joe rogan
I know.
But I mean, okay.
Like, when Overeem fought Badr Hari, do you think Badr Hari was clean?
brendan schaub
Fuck, I love Badr Hari.
I hate to throw him under the bus.
joe rogan
I hate to as well, so let's just leave it at that.
brendan schaub
They were all doing it, though!
joe rogan
I mean, K1 is a different kind of an environment, you know?
And I think those guys have been, you know, these guys in Holland that have been caught, so here's over him.
Just look at the size of him.
brendan schaub
Look at those tracks, son!
joe rogan
And he's coming out with a low stance, too.
brendan schaub
Hey, look how bad Brock's stance.
joe rogan
Brock's throwing leg kicks.
He's throwing leg kicks and doing like some Jeet Kune Do hand techniques.
brendan schaub
He's trying to jab his ass.
joe rogan
A quick jab.
He doesn't know what to do.
He doesn't know what to do.
He's got this guy coiled up in front of him.
Ooh!
And Overeem just barely missed a handmaker overhand right.
brendan schaub
I don't think anyone beats that Overeem.
joe rogan
That's the scariest guy maybe ever in the octagon.
brendan schaub
Low stance.
Good luck taking him down.
joe rogan
He also could take a shot when he was juiced up like this.
brendan schaub
Fuck yes.
joe rogan
God damn it.
Look at the amount of mass he was carrying then as compared to now.
Look at this strategy.
Look, here's the takedown defense.
Nothing.
Brock gets the single.
Not even close.
Brock just couldn't complete the single.
That's so crazy.
He's got a hold of that single and he couldn't go a goddamn thing about it.
brendan schaub
Brock is mixed up with the stand-up, though, here.
joe rogan
Yeah, well, for him, that's pretty good, but just the ferocious fucking power that Overeem has is always looming, see?
It's looming.
brendan schaub
He's keeping him at bay.
You will never see two freaks like this in the Octagon ever again.
joe rogan
Oh, boom, there's that knee to the body.
There's another one.
brendan schaub
Oh, son!
Then the kick.
joe rogan
Brock's trying to keep him up, but he's already hurt.
brendan schaub
He's, oh, you have a bad gut?
That's cool.
Check this out.
joe rogan
He's throwing some good jabs.
brendan schaub
Yeah, he really is.
joe rogan
But it's just Overeem's cut already.
He got cut over his right eye.
brendan schaub
That flat top ain't helping nobody.
joe rogan
Come on, it looks beautiful.
I like it.
Oh, it's nasty fucking uppercuts.
Here's that knee to the body.
unidentified
Ooh!
brendan schaub
That already fucked him up, and then he kicks him up.
joe rogan
And here comes the kick.
The kick was nasty.
He throws that kick right under that right arm.
brendan schaub
You're never going to see two muscular do- Ooh!
joe rogan
Hit him with that right kick.
There's a left kick that he lands in this fight that I remember watching three or four times in a row like, ooh, that one.
That one wasn't a good one.
brendan schaub
Dude, I loved watching Brock fight.
joe rogan
Goddamn Overeem looked good back then.
Jesus!
brendan schaub
Different animal now, isn't he?
joe rogan
Jesus!
Yeah, I mean, it makes you think, like, I get it.
I mean, I'm not really saying that guys should be able to...
There it is.
It's a knee, actually.
I'm sorry.
Boom.
Boom.
I'm not saying the guy should be able to do whatever.
There's the kick.
There's that left kick.
Yep.
Boom.
The one that went right under the armpit.
I'm not saying that a guy should be able to do whatever they want.
Just pull it back to that left kick to the body again.
Just one more time, I want to see that.
brendan schaub
You know what the thing is, though, Joe?
You also got to chop it up.
This is a few years ago, too.
Over him has miles on him, man.
joe rogan
Boom!
brendan schaub
He's fighting K-1, Pride, UFC. He has miles on him.
joe rogan
Oh yeah, 100%, but I think that's one of the things...
unidentified
It's not all just TRT. I think one of the things that TRT does is take those miles off.
brendan schaub
A few miles?
joe rogan
I think it takes a lot off.
If you do enough, and I think that's what we saw with Vitor.
Well, here it is, man.
This fucking...
He lands his right knee first and hurts him, and then he lands that left kick to the body.
brendan schaub
Yeah, look where his right hand is when he lands this.
Boom!
Then watch, you can see it fucks him up.
joe rogan
He's hurting him.
This is terrifying though.
unidentified
Look how low it is.
joe rogan
Slam!
Oh God!
brendan schaub
Right underneath.
joe rogan
Just shin to the gut.
And that's right after he had that surgery for diverticulitis.
unidentified
Yeah, man.
joe rogan
Had a big chunk of his colon removed or his intestines removed rather.
brendan schaub
I'm a big Brock fan.
I like both those guys.
Big Brock fan though.
joe rogan
Over him then in that fight, boy, we had a lot of options.
There's so many good fights for that guy.
brendan schaub
He's the best.
joe rogan
Seeing him against Junior or him against Kane or him against...
There were so many fights we could have seen him.
brendan schaub
He's the best, man.
joe rogan
It's interesting how different a guy becomes when you take that stuff away from him.
I mean, it is the ultimate proving ground for testosterone.
It's the ultimate proving ground.
Fighting is for sure.
Yes!
Watching the difference between these guys and what they can pull off when they're on it and when they're not.
I'm sure you can see a difference in football players, but the difference is you're not seeing them to a finish in a particular contest against another human being.
We get to see their movements like you see a guy sprinting on the field You could see a guy making good plays you could see a guy being energetic and pulling off But you're not seeing them in a sustained environment for five minutes at a time Three five minute rounds and watching their movements and analyzing them against another human being I agree.
brendan schaub
It's very like in fighting steroids.
It's very black and white I think it's very clear whether someone's on it very clear Well, it's hard to say...
No, I'm not saying...
I can't look at a guy and go, he's taking it.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
But if, like, Vitor.
joe rogan
Right.
brendan schaub
Like, when he fought...
But Vitor, in Brazil, it was like, holy good God.
And then Vitor, when he fought White, I was like, aw, man.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Aw, fuck.
joe rogan
It was like, the way I described it, like, a football that had, like, one quarter of the air missing.
brendan schaub
Yeah, it was just some...
It was like, fuck.
joe rogan
Something happened.
Like, something's going on.
But if you watch, say, like, a fight and a guy is a super athlete, guys will assume...
Like, people are already saying Sage Northcutt's on steroids.
brendan schaub
That's not fair.
joe rogan
He's 19. Yeah, that's not fair.
brendan schaub
That's the world we live in, though.
joe rogan
Yeah, of course.
So it's hard to tell by looking at somebody, but you can tell if they change radically.
Like, if you go back to Vitor's fight with Rich Franklin, watch that fight, watch the Rich Franklin fight, his body.
And then watch his fight in the Rockhold fight.
brendan schaub
Yeah, man.
joe rogan
Watch his body in that fight.
brendan schaub
Or if a guy has a crazy losing streak, then all of a sudden he's coming back.
He's like this new guy.
That's always a signal to me.
Something changes.
And it ain't just kicking and punching.
Because you know how to do that.
joe rogan
I totally get that it should be illegal, and I totally agree that it should be illegal, but part of me makes me go, wow, it's just so interesting to see something that allows you to do your sport way better, and they won't let you do it.
brendan schaub
I know.
I know.
joe rogan
You know, I mean, everything else.
Everything else you can do.
I mean, like, we'll talk about, like, you know, different supplements, like different companies that sell stuff, like these testosterone boosters and all these different weight gain.
brendan schaub
There's all sorts of stuff.
joe rogan
All those things work a little bit.
brendan schaub
Creatine's a muscle enhancer.
It affects your performance, helps you recover and all that stuff.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
All different vitamins, different amino acids.
They all have an effect.
You can have a little effect.
What are you taking?
Branched-chain amino acids?
We'll allow it.
brendan schaub
That's going to help.
Well, what about HGH? So if a guy injures his knee, there's studies now that HGH is proven to really help aid in the process of recovery, where before, guys were kind of fucked.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
brendan schaub
100% athletes should take HGH. Yeah, right?
joe rogan
Especially when there's a significant injury they're trying to recover from.
But if they're under the testing protocol of the USADA, they can't do it.
unidentified
I know.
joe rogan
They can't even do it while they're recovering from an injury.
brendan schaub
Who's that hurting?
joe rogan
Athletes.
brendan schaub
It's certain athletes and it's certain the UFC. Right.
Because now that athlete that maybe you could, let's say it's Anderson Silva, you could have taken half of his time away from the sport and he could be fighting sooner.
joe rogan
Do you think there should be different standards, though?
I mean, between combat sports and other sports.
Different standards of like what you can and can't do as far as enhancing your body because of the fact that what you're trying to do ultimately is do damage.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
100%.
joe rogan
It has to be more stringent.
brendan schaub
Not that she is ever.
Think if Holly looked like over him.
She was on some massive shit and kicked around in the face.
joe rogan
Right.
brendan schaub
It's a different result.
joe rogan
Totally different result.
Yeah.
If it turned out that she had tested positive after that fight...
Good lord.
All the hate would come her way now.
brendan schaub
Yes.
joe rogan
And then, oh my god, you gotta cheat to beat Rhonda, you fucking loser, you piece of shit.
They would hate her.
Yeah.
It's crazy, man.
brendan schaub
It's crazy.
joe rogan
But it's also, don't you think there's a different reaction when a woman gets caught taking an anabolic steroid versus a man?
It's like a freak thing.
unidentified
Yes.
brendan schaub
I think when guys do it, it's kind of like, ah, yeah, that makes sense.
joe rogan
Right.
brendan schaub
A little bit.
With women, it's like, what?
You went deep.
You fucking cheater.
joe rogan
You went deep.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
Dude, I know girl jiu-jitsu competitors that are taking testosterone.
They don't even get paid.
brendan schaub
I mean, let's for sure relax.
joe rogan
They're just doing jujitsu.
They're doing jujitsu.
brendan schaub
Yeah, let's not do that.
joe rogan
And they're doing testosterone.
brendan schaub
Let's not do that.
joe rogan
Yeah, they're doing like creams and stuff like that.
brendan schaub
Like Cyborg will never be able to shake that steroid stuff.
unidentified
Ever.
joe rogan
Did you ever watch her first fight?
Have you ever seen her first fight?
brendan schaub
She'll never be able to shake any of that.
She might be clean now.
I'm not saying she's on stuff.
I have no idea.
That's always going to be brought up.
Every time she fights now.
joe rogan
Well, because we all, it's like, you saw what she looked like.
You saw that she didn't look anything like anybody that you knew that hadn't done anything that was a woman.
Like, when women get athletic, and they get strong, and they lift a lot of weights, they very rarely look like that.
There's this level of musculature and thickness and density and shredded at very low body fat with very high muscle content.
You're like, whoa, there's a lot going on here.
brendan schaub
We're just not speculating.
She tested positive.
joe rogan
100%.
Yeah, exactly.
brendan schaub
I'm not like, oh no, I think she's on it.
unidentified
No, no, no.
brendan schaub
She failed the test.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Yeah, so that's always gonna travel with her.
joe rogan
Always.
brendan schaub
Speaking of big-ass girls in jiu-jitsu, you know that Gabrielle?
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Gabby?
brendan schaub
You know she's striking now at Black House.
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah.
brendan schaub
She's looking pretty fucking good.
joe rogan
Dude, she's like 6'4".
brendan schaub
She's gonna fight MMA in Japan.
She signed some big deal out there.
joe rogan
But the problem with her is she's 200 plus pounds.
brendan schaub
Who the hell's gonna fight her?
They found like some big Russian bitch with a beard or something.
Just knocking this Russian grizzly bear out.
joe rogan
Just like you look at her and she's such a freak now.
It's like she used to be this really heavy woman with a lot of body fat.
She was really big and she was just so bulky.
She was so big and then like she must have done like facial reconstruction.
She must have gotten something done to her face, too.
brendan schaub
And don't forget about them titties.
joe rogan
She got them BS titties.
And she lost all the body fat.
unidentified
Shredded.
joe rogan
She's shredded.
Who the fuck has ever done that before?
Gone from being, like, really fat and overweight forever and just dominating girls in jujitsu, doing really well, to all of a sudden being shredded.
brendan schaub
Shredtown 3000. Overeem vs.
joe rogan
Brock Lesnar.
unidentified
100%.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
And now she's doing MMA. I think she has a fight coming up or something.
joe rogan
In Japan, she's on Ryzen.
She's on the Ryzen card, isn't she?
brendan schaub
Yeah, I feel like she is.
I'm almost positive.
But my thing is...
joe rogan
Yeah, look how big she is next to Kat Zingano.
brendan schaub
And Kat's a big girl.
unidentified
Googly moogly.
brendan schaub
Kat's not small.
joe rogan
Yeah, she's a good 50 pounds heavier than Kat.
brendan schaub
Gabby Garcia, that's right.
But she trains with my good friend Mike Safai at Anderson Silva's gym, and he's like, dude, you should see this girl hit.
joe rogan
Oh, I'm sure.
I'm sure.
She's huge.
The other thing is, like, she got so good at jiu-jitsu, and she was dominating women at jiu-jitsu.
brendan schaub
She's, like, smashing them.
joe rogan
She gets any of those girls on the ground now with that body?
I mean, that body, she must have so much more endurance.
brendan schaub
She lost, though, that little Mackenzie girl.
joe rogan
I know.
brendan schaub
Mackenzie's a dime piece, too, son.
joe rogan
Isn't that amazing?
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
That girl weighs, like, 130. How does she do that?
brendan schaub
I'm a fan.
unidentified
Fuji, too.
brendan schaub
Jiu-jitsu.
joe rogan
Jiu-jitsu is the only martial art where a small, talented guy really can beat a bigger, stronger, faster guy just by knowing the techniques.
Like a guy like Marcelo Garcia when he fought Rico Rodriguez in that grappling match.
It's just a fight, a match.
Everybody knew Marcelo was going to win.
It was the point where Marcelo took Rico's back.
Rico sort of violated the rules.
He slammed him.
He slammed him because Marcelo was backpacking him.
He was on him and he didn't want to get choked out.
So he threw all of his 240 plus pounds backwards with Marcelo on his back.
So he landed all the weight on Marcelo's back.
Just slammed him to the ground.
And then Marcelo leg locked him.
brendan schaub
Such a badass.
joe rogan
This technique.
brendan schaub
Speaking of leglocked, your boy Ryan Hall fights.
joe rogan
I know.
brendan schaub
Tomorrow.
joe rogan
What happened?
Was someone supposed to fight him and they couldn't get a visa or something?
brendan schaub
No.
So the guy who was, he's from England, he lied on his visa to get in there and he had some felony or something on it.
So they didn't allow him back in the States to fight for the finale.
So Ryan Hall stepped up.
But Ryan Hall lost already in the house.
joe rogan
Who did he lose to?
brendan schaub
I forget.
joe rogan
I haven't watched.
I binge watch.
I like to binge watch those things in a row.
brendan schaub
You know, I've been doing the show on Fox Sports Live, so I just watch.
I like watch them right before I go on the show, but I don't watch The Ultimate Fighters.
joe rogan
Well, I've been crazy busy, too, and since I'm concentrated on this card, I'm not calling those other cards.
I'm only calling that one card.
I didn't watch it too much.
brendan schaub
The Artem guy, he's Connor's boy.
He's knocking motherfuckers out.
joe rogan
It is hard.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
He hits hard, but he also drops his hands, and he throws these winging punches.
Yes.
So, it's interesting.
brendan schaub
Yeah, it's interesting.
joe rogan
It's interesting.
brendan schaub
Yeah, it's gonna be trouble.
joe rogan
It's a crazy fucking week, and no one's even talking about Chad Mendes and Frankie Edgar.
unidentified
Not at all.
joe rogan
No one's even talking about it.
brendan schaub
Listen, you ain't shit unless you're frickin' Jose or Conor this weekend.
Even Chris Weidman's like, come on, man.
Come on.
Give me some love here.
Jacare and freaking, you know, we skipped over him almost.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Well, we always want someone like Conor to come along who believes in himself in a way that we can't imagine believing in ourselves.
We want someone to come along who says crazy shit like he says.
brendan schaub
He's like our Muhammad Ali, but Irish and small.
You know what I'm saying?
joe rogan
Yeah, but in a weird new way, you know?
brendan schaub
Where you like it, though.
Because if you meet Conor, granted he does believe himself more than anyone, but he's such a good dude.
I had lunch with him, and I'm like, God damn, man.
I'm on your side, man.
You're such a good person.
joe rogan
He's a great guy.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
And he really does fuck with their heads, man.
He really does a number on dudes.
They get in there, they're all discombobulated by the time they get in there with him.
brendan schaub
And I think other fighters respect that because the amount of shit that he's talked and he puts so much pressure on himself, it's like, damn, and he still pulls it off.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Because even in little interviews when I was fighting, when I'd talk a little bit of shit, I'd get off the phone and be like, oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
joe rogan
He talked about the Mark Hunt thing when Mark Hunt got mad at you and you're like, hey.
brendan schaub
Hey, man.
I like sending my DM on Twitter.
Hey, bro.
I was just joking, man.
What's up, brother?
unidentified
He's cool.
brendan schaub
He was cool as fuck, though.
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
He was super cool.
joe rogan
Mark Hunt.
brendan schaub
Yeah, Mark Hunt.
joe rogan
See, there's a guy.
Imagine him on testosterone replacement.
Oh, my God.
He's not doing nothing.
unidentified
Ain't no one fighting that guy in TRT. There's something about Samoans.
joe rogan
They're built better.
They're just sturdier.
brendan schaub
They're like tanks.
joe rogan
They're tanks.
brendan schaub
They're tanks and I'm a bike.
joe rogan
Like, his knees are twice the size of a normal person's knees.
When you see, like, Mark Hunt inside the octagon...
brendan schaub
Yeah.
He was made to fight, man.
joe rogan
That fucking dude throws bombs, too.
brendan schaub
What's next for him, though?
joe rogan
That's a good question.
brendan schaub
Because, you know, he's coming off a big win over Bigfoot Silva.
joe rogan
What the fuck is going to happen to Bigfoot?
Do you think they're going to let Bigfoot go?
If they release Bigfoot, will it be in time for him to fight Fedor and Pride?
unidentified
God damn it.
joe rogan
And Ryzen.
brendan schaub
Ryzen.
joe rogan
Ryzen.
brendan schaub
Did they give him a fight yet?
joe rogan
I don't think so.
I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
But if they gave him enough time, if they were nice, and they'd go, look, Bigfoot ain't going around.
But you can go over to Japan and let y'all...
brendan schaub
I don't see why they wouldn't, because what's left for Bigfoot?
Where's Bigfoot go?
What are we going to do with Bigfoot?
joe rogan
In Japan, they're not going to make him weigh in.
He can weigh whatever he wants.
They'll let him take whatever he wants.
And if anybody has a right to take testosterone, it's Bigfoot.
He has a pituitary gland tumor, and that's why he has giantism.
brendan schaub
Yeah, but that motherfucker took advantage of it.
Allegedly.
joe rogan
Perhaps.
brendan schaub
That's what the commission says.
According to the commission.
unidentified
According to these biased tests done with his blood work.
Bullshit tests.
brendan schaub
I'll tell you, that's a great game plan.
Because in the UFC, There ain't nothing for you, homie.
There's nothing for you.
You can't do that anymore.
There's no title shot.
They're going to throw you to the Wolves and just build off your name.
joe rogan
He still hits hard.
He's still dangerous.
He fucked up Overeem.
That was one of the best highlight reel knockouts in the heavyweight division.
That combination of punches that he landed on Overeem.
The best.
When he got him up against the cage.
brendan schaub
The fucking best.
joe rogan
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
brendan schaub
How about when he knocked out Travis Brown?
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
brendan schaub
Travis ate that right hand against the cage.
joe rogan
But Travis blew his hamstring out, remember?
His leg gave out.
brendan schaub
Yeah, no, I do remember that.
I remember him getting blast in the face, though.
But also, that was Bigfoot on some shit.
joe rogan
It was.
brendan schaub
So none of that matters.
You know what I'm saying?
We don't have that Bigfoot.
For sure, ask for your walking papers and go fight Fedor and get all big and swole.
joe rogan
But what would they give him his walking papers?
He doesn't have enough time to fight Fedor.
It's like December 10th now.
We're talking today, December 10th.
brendan schaub
Give Fedor a puff cake, like he always fucking fights these days, and then let's have Bigfoot get on some shit and do his thing.
joe rogan
I can't believe they keep saying Fedor, Emil, and Anko with a to-be-announced opponent this month.
brendan schaub
I tell you what, you know what I'm talking about?
Business 101?
Don't do that.
What the fuck are you guys doing?
joe rogan
That's what they've always done.
It's stupid.
That's what Pride always did.
brendan schaub
This ain't the Pride days, man.
We need matchups.
We need good matchups.
I'm not buying a paper you just fade over some schmunk on it.
joe rogan
Well, it's not a pay-per-view.
It's going to be on Spike.
So there's that.
That's right.
brendan schaub
But still, you're not going to get huge numbers doing that anymore.
joe rogan
I wonder what kind of numbers they will get.
Because this is the Ken Shamrock fight, too.
Hoist Gracie, Ken Shamrock.
brendan schaub
You know what?
joe rogan
People will buy that.
Kimbo Slice, people will buy that.
I mean, buy it means watch it.
They'll watch it.
It'll get a million people.
You don't think it'll get a million people?
brendan schaub
It's free?
joe rogan
Yes.
brendan schaub
It'll get a million.
joe rogan
On Spike, it'll get a million.
brendan schaub
It'll get a million.
I'll watch Kimbo Slice.
joe rogan
Kimbo and Dada, and then Hoist and Ken, and then Fedor as well.
I think that's the car.
That's the rising car, right?
brendan schaub
I'm going to get my fucking camo tap-out shirt out of the box, too, and put that shit on and go back to 2002. Do you have one with the yellow collar?
joe rogan
I did, man.
brendan schaub
It was so sick.
I just say, hey, Bellator.
Hey, Bellator.
Let's do something new, man.
Let's try and get some fresh blood in there.
What they need to do is pay Benson a shitload of money and get him to go over there.
joe rogan
That's right.
How about that Michael Page guy?
brendan schaub
Yeah.
unidentified
He's fun.
joe rogan
He's fun.
brendan schaub
He hasn't fought top competition, but he has the potential.
He's fun to watch.
joe rogan
He does a lot of wild shit.
brendan schaub
A lot of wild shit.
joe rogan
A lot of wild results.
Crazy knockouts.
brendan schaub
I wonder what's going to happen with him.
Uh, Ben.
joe rogan
It's a good question.
It's a very good question.
brendan schaub
I heard some Korean organization offer him a ton of money.
joe rogan
Only $200,000 a fight.
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
That's not that much.
joe rogan
That's okay.
brendan schaub
It's decent.
joe rogan
It's decent, but it's not enough to take a risk and leave the UFC, because who knows if they're even going to be around in a year.
brendan schaub
Well, if they're going to be around, you can get sponsors when you're over there, no one's really watching.
That's not worth it.
joe rogan
Exactly.
brendan schaub
That's not worth it.
joe rogan
Well, he's not getting any sponsors over here.
That's part of the problem.
brendan schaub
You're going to pray to God they spell your name right and shit.
joe rogan
What?
Anderson Aldo?
brendan schaub
Isn't that great?
joe rogan
How about they called Anthony Pettis the mauler?
brendan schaub
That's fucking awesome.
unidentified
That's so stupid.
brendan schaub
I love it.
joe rogan
It's like someone inside the company is trying to sabotage it or something.
brendan schaub
Yeah, I feel like there's someone in there just like, God, how can I fuck this up?
joe rogan
I think there's some dude who works for the company that he's on the underground, and he's like a secret saboteur, and he's going into the database and changing things after hours.
unidentified
They're like, what the fuck?
joe rogan
They get there, the teachers are printed.
What the fuck is Anderson Aldo?
brendan schaub
What is this?
He's like, oh, I already put it up.
joe rogan
And he's, ah!
brendan schaub
Something has to be going on.
joe rogan
Who knows?
Who knows?
Maybe someone from Adidas.
brendan schaub
Growing pains.
Adidas owns them.
joe rogan
Oh, they do?
brendan schaub
Adidas owns Reebok.
unidentified
They do?
brendan schaub
They're like the red-headed stepchild.
joe rogan
Maybe it's someone from Nike.
Maybe Nike didn't like the deal, so they let Reebok get the deal, then they sabotaged the company with spyware.
brendan schaub
That's only legit.
Like, it makes no sense to me.
It doesn't make any sense.
joe rogan
For the design of the shirts, too.
How about that?
How about the design?
Like, would you guys spend 20 minutes?
brendan schaub
It's just like there's some guy who's like, you think I can make these dumbasses wear this?
You think someone's gonna sign off on it?
joe rogan
I mean, if you just put that out on the internet and you said, come up with a design idea and, you know, we'll give you 50 grand or something like that, which is jack shit for Reebok.
brendan schaub
Yeah, not shit.
joe rogan
Just get fans who are fans of the sport with Photoshop and you open yourself up to this just gigantic pool of people that come up with ideas.
brendan schaub
You can get some dope stuff, man.
joe rogan
Oh my God, man.
Oh my God.
brendan schaub
Phenomenal stuff.
joe rogan
And instead, they just basically, they didn't even spell the names right on all of them.
unidentified
God.
joe rogan
You know, I mean, how much time was put into that?
brendan schaub
It's just a bummer, man.
joe rogan
It is a bummer.
brendan schaub
Bums me out.
Just because I love the UFC, it makes the UFC look bad.
Reebok, do whatever the fuck you want, but by signing this deal, now we look like dumbasses.
joe rogan
Only to the hardcore fans.
They're the only ones who even know about it.
Most people have no idea why anybody's wearing a Reebok pair of pants versus a thing.
I mean, you have to be deep in it like we are.
The average guy who's watching it, fucking Buffalo Wild Wings, he doesn't give a shit.
brendan schaub
He doesn't give a shit, but also, that guy's not going to buy a fight kit.
unidentified
You're right.
joe rogan
You know who else isn't going to buy a fight kit?
brendan schaub
Me and you.
joe rogan
Just start going outside and pointing at people.
You'll be successful.
brendan schaub
I agree.
I mean, you just can't.
joe rogan
Who's buying it?
Have you seen one?
Have you ever seen one?
brendan schaub
I've never seen one.
joe rogan
I've never seen one.
brendan schaub
Some guy tweeted me earlier today.
He goes, holy shit, Sean.
I'm seeing Conor McGregor fight kids.
joe rogan
Oh, that's different.
brendan schaub
At the, you know, at the island people.
joe rogan
Yeah, but they probably smell like Guinness.
brendan schaub
They put an American flag on Conor McGregor's shit.
joe rogan
I think they did that on the website.
What they did, though, also...
brendan schaub
No, some guy ordered it and took pictures like, this can't be right.
unidentified
Oh, God.
Really?
brendan schaub
Yes.
Physically had it.
I was like, come on, man.
I got a fucking Conor McGregor shirt.
joe rogan
Well, how about the Ireland shirt that they made where they didn't include Northern Ireland?
brendan schaub
That was a big one.
joe rogan
Oh my god.
brendan schaub
That was a big one.
joe rogan
That's a massive insult to those people.
That's a massive insult.
Like, you're trying to sell the image of their land, and you don't...
I mean, this has been this historical dispute between the North and the South, and you're gonna not include Northern Ireland?
brendan schaub
Dude, Conor McGregor's head coach was like, you guys better change that right now.
I'm ripping all this Reebok shit off my walls.
joe rogan
Yeah.
It's a big deal, man.
It's a huge deal for those guys.
brendan schaub
It's just details, man.
It comes down to just details.
I'm sure Dana's getting so much shit from it, he's going to start focusing on it more.
I hope so.
But it's a fucking nightmare, man.
They've done nothing good.
Because at least if they were fucking things up, the guys were getting paid, it's like, don't worry, we'll figure it out.
And the fighters are like, it's all good, baby.
They can't do that when you're not paying guys.
joe rogan
That's exactly how fighters would be, too.
They wouldn't give a shit.
If you spell their name wrong, we'd give them half a million dollars.
brendan schaub
I don't I don't give a fuck.
Call me Brandon.
Give me 500 grand.
joe rogan
Brandon Shaw.
I'll change it.
brendan schaub
You want Brandon?
That's cool.
joe rogan
That'd be your nickname.
Brandon!
unidentified
Brandon!
Shaw!
brendan schaub
Just fucked up.
joe rogan
Brandon will be in quotes.
You just take that on as your new nickname.
Brandon.
brendan schaub
It's like Sage Northcutt.
Someone tagged me on his Instagram.
He posts, oh, get my shirt for the fights tonight.
And the t-shirt's $34.99.
Well, that's an issue there.
And then Sage is getting such a big following.
Do your own shit, man.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
We've been over this.
I beat it to a dead horse.
Reebok, you'll figure it out.
joe rogan
Well, you got a unique opportunity to do that because of the podcast.
And you connect with all these people, and then you have this network of people that listen to your stuff.
You give them a free podcast all the time.
They want to wear those Fighter and the Kid shirts.
They want to drink coffee out of the Fighter and the Kid mug.
It's hard for a fighter...
To establish all that stuff and get it going while they're in the middle of training camps.
I get that, too.
brendan schaub
Managers.
joe rogan
Yeah, all that jazz.
brendan schaub
Someone should recommend it to him.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I think...
brendan schaub
He shouldn't be focused on it.
Don't get me twisted.
Don't get it wrong.
I just feel like if you're not on that model yet, you're getting left behind.
joe rogan
It's true.
But, you know, these managers and these agents and stuff, they probably don't even know how to do it.
They're not even aware.
Because everybody's just concentrating on the fight game.
brendan schaub
You have to diversify.
You're not making money doing that.
So you're taking 20% of his money that he already earned from Reebok?
That makes no sense.
How are you going to make money?
joe rogan
How much can a fighter make doing seminars?
Like when someone starts doing seminars?
How much can they make?
brendan schaub
A decent money if you go on tours.
But that's a beast, man.
joe rogan
How much do they make?
Like how much can a guy, like a big name guy make for a day?
brendan schaub
I'm not sure.
I'm not that, you know, I'm not a superstar, but you know, I was getting, I did a seminar once and I got like six grand.
joe rogan
That's pretty good.
brendan schaub
That's pretty good.
joe rogan
How many people were in there?
brendan schaub
It was in Canada.
I mean, it was packed.
It was packed.
joe rogan
A couple hundred?
brendan schaub
Yeah.
No, maybe a hundred.
Maybe a hundred.
joe rogan
Yeah, Eddie Bravo does some pretty fucking big seminars.
I don't want to be rude, though, and ask him how much he makes.
But I would think that if you do a bunch of those, like in a row, like you do a gang of those...
That's a real living.
brendan schaub
They have to be legit, though.
You know what I'm saying?
A lot of times when a guy is so technical and he's such a good fighter, he can't relate that in words very well.
So the seminar kind of sucks.
joe rogan
It also seems that jujitsu is the seminar that people want to go to.
It's very hard to get people to go to an MMA seminar, or very hard to get people to go to a Muay Thai seminar, or harder, but jiu-jitsu seminars are typically pretty fucking giant.
brendan schaub
Well, I feel like jiu-jitsu is more lucrative, right?
Like, people who sign up for jiu-jitsu, especially in California, if you're going through that whole belt system, you gotta have some bank.
So they're gonna sign up for a jiu-jitsu seminar.
Machida does a shitload of seminars in Brazil, karate seminars.
joe rogan
Right, yeah, he does, yeah.
brendan schaub
But his family has that background.
His brother, his dad can help.
It's a little different animal.
joe rogan
Yeah, and he's famous.
He's a former champion.
brendan schaub
Super famous, yeah.
It's different if you're famous.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's an interesting thing.
Seminars.
Seminars are very fascinating to me.
And also, putting together a gym and making that gym a successful entity, a successful business, is so hard to do.
Do you know anything about Combat Sports Academy, the CSA, Kevin Ross trains out of, I guess Gina Carano's up there now, too.
brendan schaub
I've heard of it.
joe rogan
Miriam Nakamoto.
brendan schaub
I've heard of it.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's a bad motherfucker, the guy who runs that gym.
He knows what he's doing, and he's got a giant gym.
He's got a lot of members, and he puts on seminars and teaches people how to run gyms, how to successfully run gyms, and set up training programs, stuff like that.
brendan schaub
That's brilliant.
joe rogan
Yeah, I want to go.
I should go to it sometime, just to watch.
I'd be good.
Yeah, we should go.
brendan schaub
Yeah, I'd be good.
joe rogan
I think he does it annually.
I think he does it annually.
brendan schaub
Just go and see what they're doing.
Because Onnit does that, too, though, a little bit, right?
joe rogan
Different, though.
brendan schaub
Different.
I'm just saying they do a thing how you can qualify to be a trainer from Onnit Academy.
joe rogan
Right, but this is the difference being that it's training protocol, like John Wolfe does a lot of things, but it's all like kettlebells and steel maces and things like that.
It's exercises.
You know, there's a difference between teaching someone how to perform exercises correctly, like kettlebell certifications are pretty common, you know, like Pavel does a bunch of them, a bunch of different kettlebells.
Steve Maxwell does.
He has his own certification process.
I think Mahler, Mike Mahler does as well.
The real big name guys have these certification protocols because they figure out what's the best way to implement their training regimen, and then they teach it to people so they can teach it to other people.
And once you get the technique down, the movements down, stuff like that, but I think it's way more complex to get a bunch of people to sign up for your gym.
I think that's hard for people to do.
brendan schaub
And he's teaching them how to run the gym and be successful?
joe rogan
I think so.
I'm pretty sure.
brendan schaub
That's a motherfucker.
joe rogan
And I think also how to set up training schedules and calendars and how to peak fighters.
brendan schaub
That's priceless.
He should be killing it.
There should be a ton of people in there.
joe rogan
A lot of people come to those things.
brendan schaub
He should be killing it.
Because to learn that is priceless, man.
joe rogan
He's got some CrossFit shit going on, too.
Their Instagram post has a lot of his CrossFit game stuff, a lot of CrossFit classes and exercises.
So I think his gym is both a strength and conditioning gym and a Muay Thai gym.
Smart, man.
They have some MMA fighters there as well.
But it's like Muay Thai, it's very hard to get a lot of people to sign up for Muay Thai.
Not a lot of people want to get their face split open.
Not a lot of people want to get cut up by elbows.
Not the masses.
brendan schaub
That's why jiu-jitsu is so lucrative.
joe rogan
Exactly.
You get old ladies to do jiu-jitsu.
brendan schaub
Even CrossFit.
That's why CrossFit's so big, man.
joe rogan
Yeah.
It's hard to run a gym, man.
Even running a fucking 24-hour fitness or a LA fitness or something like that.
brendan schaub
Since I was a kid, you know, my dad's a businessman.
Since I was a kid, a gym or a restaurant is not the way you want to go.
People ask me, are you going to start a gym?
Absolutely not.
The chance of you making legit money off that?
Good luck, man.
joe rogan
It's hard.
brendan schaub
It's so competitive.
joe rogan
Unless you're some Scrooge McDuck.
Like Dan Lambert who doesn't give a fuck yeah who puts together some just I mean, I don't know I don't ever ask Dan, but I can't imagine how long it took him before ATT was Profitable takes a long ass time.
I'm sure it's probably profitable now because it's so big and so famous so popular I might be wrong.
He might just be doing it for the money.
brendan schaub
He might be just breaking even, yeah.
joe rogan
He might be doing it for the fun rather than the money.
It's also, when you think about how many different schools and colleges produce professional football players, right?
They go from the high school system to the college system.
They go from the college system into the NFL. You know, I mean, there's the wealth of talent, nationwide, established These systems as these kids come up in.
brendan schaub
It's about 300 a year.
joe rogan
So established, right?
MMA is not like that.
brendan schaub
No.
joe rogan
You have these random professional gyms, and some of them, like, there's fighting, like, Johnny Hendricks left team takedown.
brendan schaub
I know.
joe rogan
So what he's going to do is he's going to have someone fucking hold mitts for them and do some boxing work and then work out with, like, the Oklahoma State wrestling team and, like, whoa.
brendan schaub
Is that what he's saying?
joe rogan
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
He's got to put together his own camp.
He's leaving Team Takedown.
brendan schaub
That's tough, man.
joe rogan
It is tough.
And also, he lives in Dallas.
Team Takedown was in Dallas.
It's the big place in Dallas.
brendan schaub
They came up together.
joe rogan
I think they had some sort of a problem because the Team Takedown thing, if I'm talking out of my ass here, because it's all just stuff I've read on the internet, but I believe what they did is they give the fighters a salary.
And they give them, you know, they set them up.
brendan schaub
Room and board.
joe rogan
Room and board.
Take care of everything, but when the money starts rolling in, they get 50%.
brendan schaub
God, dog, 50%?
We're talking about Johnny Hendricks, the champ.
joe rogan
Yep.
brendan schaub
That'd be annoying as fuck.
unidentified
Yep.
joe rogan
Well, he's not the champ anymore.
brendan schaub
Yeah, but still, he was for a while.
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah.
You gotta wonder, you know, what's the most profitable way to do it.
50 is a lot.
brendan schaub
50 is a ton, but also at the same time...
Was Johnny a guy that didn't have anything?
He's coming from Oklahoma from college and like, listen, we're going to invest all this money into you hoping you become the champ and then we'll get our money back on the investment.
unidentified
Exactly.
brendan schaub
And then did it happen?
Johnny was like, listen, I don't know the details.
Was Johnny like, fuck this, man.
It's too much money.
joe rogan
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, it's hard to tell.
It's hard to tell.
And then there's the argument that could be made where if you have a high-level champion like a Johnny Hendricks, it makes the whole gym better.
It's worth a lot of money to the gym just to have him training there.
100%.
brendan schaub
That's huge, man.
joe rogan
Because it changes people's attitude about a gym.
brendan schaub
It brings better guys into the gym.
joe rogan
100%.
100%.
Here's a perfect example.
Muscle Farm.
You found out that TJ just moved to Muscle Farm.
Everybody went, whoa, hold on.
That's a ballsy move by Muscle Farm.
That's a gangster move, right?
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
You get a guy like Matt Brown's there, too.
You get a guy like Matt Brown.
So you got Matt Brown and you got TJ Dillashaw.
Okay, you're making moves.
brendan schaub
You got Matt Brown, you got T.J. Dillashaw, you got Brandon Thatch, Neil Magny.
joe rogan
Yep, yep, yep.
Neil Magny just beating Calvin Gaslam.
That raises it big time.
Those are gangster moves, right?
That's how you get a gym popular.
So now here we are talking about the Muscle Farm gym.
If they didn't do that, would we be talking about it?
No.
Well, Rampage was training there years ago.
Did we talk about it?
brendan schaub
He was like the first one.
joe rogan
We didn't talk about it.
brendan schaub
How about Sage?
You know Sage Northcutt left TriStar?
He did?
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
His dad pulled him from TriStar.
unidentified
What?
brendan schaub
Yeah.
unidentified
When?
brendan schaub
That's in the recent article I read.
His dad took him out of TriStar.
He's training in Dallas now.
Some local gym in Dallas or some shit like that.
Or wherever he's from in Texas.
unidentified
Whoa.
brendan schaub
Station, whatever.
unidentified
Hmm.
joe rogan
I wonder what that's all about.
brendan schaub
I don't know.
joe rogan
French girls.
brendan schaub
They'll get you.
joe rogan
They'll get you.
Bonjour!
brendan schaub
Sage has to just fucking...
joe rogan
If he doesn't, I don't know.
I wouldn't want to change his fucking sheets.
I wouldn't want to fucking be the person who has to wash that kid's sheets.
You know?
The amount that just must fly out of his body in the middle of the night from his dreams.
brendan schaub
Like fucking Spiderman.
unidentified
Fuck you.
joe rogan
Yeah, man.
He's gonna have a tough road as far as distractions go.
But hey, worst things could happen to you.
brendan schaub
I agree.
It's a good thing.
Or he might just fly off the fucking handles.
joe rogan
See, North Scott Prince returned to TwiStar after UFC Fight Night 80. Eyes, future acting, modeling gigs.
Oh, it's over.
brendan schaub
Well, yeah.
unidentified
It's over.
brendan schaub
Hey, man.
joe rogan
Acting and modeling gigs.
brendan schaub
You got a long ways to go in the UFC. Let's talk about modeling and acting.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Well, maybe he just sees the potential for money and realizes he can only fight so much.
I mean, that's always possible.
That is always possible, man.
I mean, look, you have to think about it that way.
Look at what's going on with you.
Look at how much more money you make now doing your podcast than you were making when you were fighting and how much easier it is for you.
brendan schaub
It's not even close.
joe rogan
Not even close.
And the podcast is growing every month.
I saw you guys were in the top ten of all the podcasts in the world the other day.
Yeah.
Holla.
Holla.
Hello, episode.
brendan schaub
Scooch.com coming, son.
Whatever the fuck it was.
joe rogan
It's crazy.
And on top of that, you're doing these live shows that are selling out months in advance.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
And that's super profitable.
And all that comes to you.
It doesn't have to go through the UFC. You make your own schedule.
No one tells you what to do or what not to do, what you can and can't say.
You don't get some angry phone call from somebody that says, why'd you say that?
You're not supposed to talk about that.
You talk about whatever the fuck you want.
brendan schaub
I can't believe my life, man.
I'm doing the best I've ever done in my life.
joe rogan
So a kid like this sees...
The possibilities of the future and he goes look you got to take what you can take You got to take what's there.
You don't put it aside to try to pursue like this Potentially lucrative Career as a UFC champion.
brendan schaub
You know what the difference is though is he's what 19?
Yeah, he's 19. He's a freak athlete He's already getting notoriety He's not he's not gonna Be able to take that step into movies like Rhonda did or George St. Pierre unless he's super successful.
So if he already has one foot out the door now, you're about to get eight the fuck up in that division at 155. Yeah, maybe.
joe rogan
Or maybe he doesn't really have one foot out the door.
Maybe these are just things that come his way.
He says, sure, if I have the time.
I mean, who knows what kind of dad, son, relationship he has, or how disciplined he is.
I don't know.
Only time will tell, but all the trappings are laid out in front of him.
When you see that, I mean, and that's what we kind of missed with the Ronda Rousey thing.
We didn't really talk about it.
She had been able to pull it off.
She was so successful.
brendan schaub
We thought she was the exception.
joe rogan
The exception.
brendan schaub
And then Holly Holmes said, nah, check this out.
unidentified
Whack!
brendan schaub
Ain't no exceptions, motherfucker!
joe rogan
Yeah.
That's why I think that fight was good for martial arts.
Because it showed you.
You can't violate the rules of engagement.
You have to be prepared for any type of engagement.
brendan schaub
Yeah, it's a fight.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's a fight.
brendan schaub
Well, Connor said that.
He goes, I let no distractions.
You know, I think everyone can learn from the Rhonda fight.
There's no distractions for me.
joe rogan
Smart.
brendan schaub
And he goes, I've been offered movie, TV deals.
He goes, I do not care about that.
There's no distractions for me.
When I hear that, I'm like this motherfucker.
joe rogan
Because if Ronda didn't do all those things, if she put all those things aside and just went to a Spartan-like existence from the jump and never varied from her course and had outstanding training every step of the way, you're talking about a truly unusual athlete.
Truly unusual outlier of an athlete.
Someone who's got that kind of focus and drive.
unidentified
It's going to be interesting to see what happens, man.
brendan schaub
It'll work out.
joe rogan
For the rest of the world.
brendan schaub
Well, hopefully it works out for her.
joe rogan
Yeah, well...
I mean, yeah, hopefully.
But then again, hopefully it works out for Holly, too.
brendan schaub
I agree, man.
joe rogan
You have to kind of look at it that way.
brendan schaub
But what's work out?
Like if, you know, I know Rhonda's not materialistic, but when you say work out, if you're talking about bank account, yeah, she's fine.
But it's more than that for her.
Of course.
You know what I'm saying?
So work out depends.
joe rogan
She's fine because of the way she lives.
She's not living like Scrooge McDuck.
unidentified
That's true.
joe rogan
You know, she's pretty frugal for someone who's very wealthy.
She has a small house, you know?
She's not balling out of control.
No.
So think of that, but then also think about what does she do now, you know?
She had an opportunity for real greatness and for a moment had achieved it.
She had this opportunity to be the first ever UFC women's pathway champion.
She took it and then ran with it, smashed everybody in front of her and became this gigantic fucking superstar until she fought Holly.
But now it's like the whole fucking game board has changed.
Everything's changed.
The reality has changed.
Everything has shifted.
And you need to adjust to this new reality.
brendan schaub
I feel like women's fighting is kind of similar to boxing.
In boxing, if you lose a fight, you're kind of fucked.
In women's division, it's not that deep.
So when you lose a fight, you're kind of fucked.
There's an asterisk.
As soon as you lose, it's kind of like...
Yeah, no, you were great, but there's a little asterisk here now.
unidentified
Right.
brendan schaub
And men, it's not that way.
So let's say Conor and Jose, you know, they can go back and forth.
They're going to be fine.
Maybe.
joe rogan
Maybe.
It's interesting.
brendan schaub
It's interesting, right, man?
joe rogan
So interesting.
And you know what?
How about the fucking strawweight division?
It's so shallow that you've got Paige Van Zandt, who I love.
She's fucking so scrappy and aggressive, but she's already number seven.
brendan schaub
She's 3-0.
How about Rose's?
I think Rose's record's 2-3 or something.
joe rogan
I think Rose's ranked number 12 or something.
Is that what she's ranked?
brendan schaub
Yeah, I think she's higher than that, isn't she?
joe rogan
She might be higher than that.
brendan schaub
I mean, there's some girls ranked like...
joe rogan
Oh, yeah, I'm talking about the guy Uriah's fighting is ranked number 12. She's ranked number 3?
Rose's?
Yeah, Rose is badass.
brendan schaub
Her record's like 2-3 or something.
She's phenomenal.
joe rogan
She's badass.
brendan schaub
Phenomenal.
joe rogan
And she's wild, and she does a lot of really explosive things.
She's dangerous.
Very, very dangerous.
But that is a goddamn great fun fight, right?
But there's not a lot of those in that division.
brendan schaub
There's not.
joe rogan
It's like, she's like, for Paige, being that young and that talented, and that, like, she's fun!
Like, she's smiling.
brendan schaub
She's great!
It's all fun and games until you win that fight and you fight fuckin' Ioana.
joe rogan
Gotta fight that demon.
brendan schaub
Who's gonna fuckin' rearrange your face.
Yeah.
In five rounds.
joe rogan
Uh, or, Claudia Gadea, who's a fuckin' destroyer as well.
Claudia's nasty, man.
That girl's nasty.
brendan schaub
You know what I heard?
I heard...
I'm not breaking news.
It's probably kind of a rumor.
They might announce it already in the press conference, but Klaja and Joanne are the next tough coaches.
unidentified
Ooh.
joe rogan
I like that.
brendan schaub
Do you?
joe rogan
Yeah.
unidentified
I like that.
joe rogan
I like that fight.
I love the fight.
Split decision.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
Phenomenal fight.
joe rogan
Yeah.
It's a good fight.
Oh, you don't like them as coaches?
I don't give a fuck with coaches, honestly.
I don't like drama.
If I want to watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, I'll watch drama.
You know?
I want to watch fights.
I want to watch fights.
brendan schaub
I'm with you, Joe, but the Ultimate Fighter is a long process.
joe rogan
Yeah.
No, I understand.
I don't particularly like the fights on the Ultimate Fighter that much.
brendan schaub
No, I don't either.
I could be wrong with it.
That's a rumor I heard.
It's from a legit source, but...
joe rogan
Yeah.
Most of the guys in The Ultimate Fighter, I appreciate the fact that they're learning and they're getting better, but when guys get gassed out in the middle of the first round...
brendan schaub
That's tough.
joe rogan
It's all like...
I know how hard it is to even do what they're doing.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm not demeaning them.
But in order for me to really want to pay a lot of attention to fighters, they have to achieve a certain level.
brendan schaub
Because you've seen that level.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
I've seen it too many times.
So I see so many...
Like Uriah Hall, when he was on The Ultimate Fighter, I was like, ooh, okay.
brendan schaub
He could do some damage.
joe rogan
This motherfucker could do some damage.
brendan schaub
Yes.
joe rogan
Robert Whittaker, same thing.
I was like, ooh, okay.
You know, there's guys.
There's guys you see.
They go, all right.
brendan schaub
It's rare, though.
unidentified
It's rare.
brendan schaub
Like last night or whatever, early, not last night, two days or whatever, they asked me on The Ultimate Fighter, who do you think can be successful in the UFC? Who would you pay money to see?
My answer was no one.
Probably no one right now.
They have a long ways to go.
Actually, to get to the UFC, they have a long ways to go.
joe rogan
The answer is the guy who's the youngest, who's the most focused, who has the most attention you could put to it, who's the best athlete, who's in the best camp.
brendan schaub
Best camp.
joe rogan
All those things.
Like you can you capitalize on your experience there and learn and grow?
It's a great farm system.
It's a great farm system The problem is you're taking like people that you know, they might not be fully grown.
They haven't sprouted yet They're not they're not and you're throwing them right into the the mixed martial arts Super Bowl.
brendan schaub
It's interesting because yeah exactly because the alternate fighters used to be guys where you You know, 2-0, 3-0, and then, you know, you're on that show, and then you kind of have a huge following, and then you're in the UFC and can have a couple of build-up fights, but at least you have a fan base.
Well, now, it's like these guys, they get launched right into the mix.
Like, I think, you know, I fought Roy Nelson, which I had no business fighting at the time, and then, like, six months later, I was fighting Gabriel Gonzaga.
I went from fighting a guy in the Ultimate Fighter with two fights to Gabriel Gonzaga.
I was like, what the fuck?
joe rogan
Former heavyweight championship contender.
brendan schaub
Yeah, man.
I was like, Jesus Christ.
joe rogan
Yeah, that is the trickiest thing about going from that show right into the big leagues.
What the fuck happened in that one dude that fought Efrain Escudero and Efrain beat him?
Everybody was all hyped up on him.
Dana was like, he's like an Anderson Silva.
brendan schaub
Oh, he's fighting Felipe Nova.
He's fighting tonight.
joe rogan
Is he?
brendan schaub
I think he's on the card.
I think so.
joe rogan
He was a fucking talented kid.
He's one of those guys, you see him against guys who are of a lesser caliber, and he looks like a monster.
brendan schaub
Yeah, but let's never call him Anderson Silva ever again, everybody.
joe rogan
Well, you know, I think it's hard to judge when you're watching people that are fighting people that aren't that good.
God damn, he looks shredded there, though.
brendan schaub
He does look shredded.
unidentified
He's a henzo guy.
But didn't he have some weird problem where he was, like, blacking out?
joe rogan
Didn't he have some serious issue?
Like he would have a fainting spell or something like that?
A medical issue?
brendan schaub
Like a fainting goat thing?
joe rogan
Yeah, it was something wrong.
brendan schaub
He was out for a while and then he was fighting all around.
And then he got back to the UFC. Yeah, he fought other places.
I'm just looking at Rose and Van Zandt.
Is that the sexiest fight of all time?
I hate to be sexist.
joe rogan
Oh, dude.
Is that Tim Means versus John Howard?
brendan schaub
Are you fucking kidding me?
That's the dirty bird, son.
joe rogan
Holy shit.
I didn't even know this is happening.
This is tonight?
unidentified
What?
joe rogan
Is it on now?
Actually on now?
Is it on Fight Pass?
Really?
brendan schaub
Whoa.
joe rogan
Jesus Christ.
Okay, so there's a few fights before you get to Tim Means.
unidentified
That is a fucking bang-up fight, man.
brendan schaub
That's a great fight.
joe rogan
Tim Means is nasty.
He's nasty.
I mean, he got caught by Matt Brown, but not after he tagged Matt Brown.
brendan schaub
That was a fun fight, man.
joe rogan
It was a very fun fight.
brendan schaub
The Dirty Bird's fun to watch.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
He's super technical.
And he's an Albuquerque guy outside of Jackson's gym.
He's at that other gym.
brendan schaub
What's it, NHB or something like that?
joe rogan
I forget.
I forget.
unidentified
I should pull it up.
joe rogan
I'm not sure, but Tom is his trainer.
unidentified
Why am I drawing a blank?
joe rogan
John Howard.
Tom Vaughn.
Tom Vaughn is his trainer.
brendan schaub
To say what's Jim or no?
joe rogan
I'll find out.
brendan schaub
She's a Jim Miller is a good one.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah, Chiesa.
brendan schaub
I always fucked up.
joe rogan
I know, I didn't even know that Jim Miller was fighting.
brendan schaub
Oh, fuck yeah, that Koran won.
joe rogan
Jesus Christ.
brendan schaub
Kaylee Koran.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
She's a little beast.
joe rogan
Goddamn, there's some crazy ass fights going on.
It's crazy.
What an amazing time.
These three days are nuts.
It's almost like there's an overwhelming wealth of goodness that happens over three days.
brendan schaub
My brain's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Man.
This is what's going on right now?
This fight?
Yeah?
Guy's got some great tattoos.
brendan schaub
Guy's got a set of hair on him.
joe rogan
It's an awesome time to be an MMA fan.
Are you going to go to EBI on Sunday?
brendan schaub
Is this Sunday?
joe rogan
Eddie Bravo and it's Inventational?
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Are you going?
joe rogan
Yeah, fuck yeah.
brendan schaub
You want me back?
I'll go with you.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
What time?
I got a wild ride, man.
I fly in early in the morning.
unidentified
I think it starts at...
I want to say it starts at 4, 3 or 4, Eddie thinks it starts.
joe rogan
I don't know.
brendan schaub
I'll go for sure.
Maybe it starts at 5. Let's talk about it.
joe rogan
I'll find out what time it starts.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, let's talk about it.
joe rogan
Well, let's find out what time the Eddie Bravo Invitational starts.
I knew I had enough time to get home and take a nap, and then head out.
It's almost sold out, folks, if you're thinking about going.
unidentified
Five o'clock.
joe rogan
Five o'clock?
jamie vernon
Two days, 23 hours from now.
joe rogan
And what's the name of the theater?
unidentified
Oh, it's at the...
brendan schaub
The venue?
joe rogan
The Orpheum in downtown, which is an awesome theater.
It's a really cool fucking old theater.
But it might be sold out now.
It was real close to sold out up until like last night.
So it might already be sold out.
But if you want to go see a really fucking exciting jujitsu competition and you're interested in martial arts, you're interested in jujitsu, even if you've never competed, you've never trained, This is the one to go to.
Because, first of all, it's like a great bunch of killers that are inside the brackets, including Gary Tonin, who's one of the best in the world in no-gi grappling.
He's fucking sensational.
He's a killer.
And Danny Propagos, who as a brown belt, he was a world champion.
Nathan Orchard is in this, who's also one of Eddie's black belts, who's elite.
There's a whole bunch of really good, high-level talent.
And the system that Eddie's created, the way they reset the fights, they battle it out, they have a certain time limit, and then after that time limit, if no one has finished anybody, Then they put them in positions, like they'll start off with you on a guy's back, with an over-under hook, with both hooks in.
And you say, ready, go.
And then if he taps you, then you get to start in that same position.
And it's sort of like overtime rounds in wrestling.
brendan schaub
Sick.
joe rogan
It's a great idea.
At first I was like, boy, I don't know about that.
But then you see it live, you go, oh, this works.
And it's fucking super exciting.
brendan schaub
It's by far the most entertaining and most well-done jiu-jitsu show there is, I think.
joe rogan
What's the website that they can go to if they want to?
EddieBravoInvitational.com.
That's what it is.
EddieBravoInvitational.com.
And if you want, you might be able to still get a couple of tickets for the Orpheum, but it might be sold out.
But you can watch it online at BudoVideos.
What is it?
BudoVideos.com.
Go there, and I'm sure Eddie Bravo's Twitter page has all the information, as well as 10thPlanetJJ.com.
I think we're out of time.
Are we out of time yet?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Awesome, man.
It's been fun.
joe rogan
Always.
brendan schaub
We got a lot to talk about.
unidentified
We broke it down.
joe rogan
We broke it down.
This is a wonderful time if you're an MMA fan.
brendan schaub
It's the best, man.
joe rogan
This is shit.
brendan schaub
It's the best.
unidentified
All right, brother.
brendan schaub
Finally Kid Live Tour.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
brendan schaub
San Francisco, Sacramento, Portland, Seattle, San Diego, Vegas, baby.
joe rogan
A lot of that shit sells out in advance.
So get on it, you fucks.
All right.
Thank you, everybody, and we'll see you next week.
unidentified
Bye.
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