Brian Redban joins Joe Rogan to dissect the 2007 Phil Spector murder, exposing how eyewitness accounts failed despite a crowded Comedy Store. They critique unregulated supplements like "boner pills," citing ephedra deaths and Rogan’s AlphaBrain testing concerns, before mocking Playboy’s profit-driven shift away from nudity. SiriusXM’s Betamax-like obsolescence and AOL’s CIA hacking fiasco highlight outdated systems, while Rogan slams media’s unrealistic collapse narratives and Homeland’s Islamophobic inaccuracies. The stand-up world’s joke theft debates—Trevor Noah vs. Peters/Chappelle—underscore originality’s fragility, contrasting with Rogan’s Ice House authenticity. Redban’s Kill Tony tour clashes with Rogan’s Wim Hof tease, framing comedy’s future as a battleground between creativity and corporate control. [Automatically generated summary]
I don't know if they give up all the information about the suspect.
The problem is, if you tell people what it was, there's a really weird thing that happens when people see stuff.
People see things, and then their recollection of what they actually saw oftentimes is way off.
Like, they've done these experiments with people, where they've put them in stressful situations, like a fake bank robbery, and then they ask them to describe what happened.
And people, they get it so wrong.
And they think in their head that it's right.
I mean, I'm sure I've got some memories in my head like that, that are all fucked up.
And I'm sure you have some in your head.
I just think...
I think our memory, we would like to think it's like some stuff written down on paper or a video that you can watch and review, but it's not.
It's fucking very, very strange, especially when it comes to something like a murder, where someone steps out and boom, just shoots somebody.
So if you say, we're looking for a 5'10 black male with a red hoodie, people are going to find that guy.
They're going to see it, they're going to think it.
But if you say, we're looking for a 5'11 Thin white male with a British accent, then they'll say, I saw that guy.
I know it was him.
There's going to be a certain amount of people that will tell you, even though they saw a black guy in their head, they'll see that five foot tall, 11 English guy and they'll go, yes!
I did think he was English.
Especially with trauma and the fear of the instance, they're notoriously unreliable.
That's why when scientists talk about anecdotal evidence and evidence of people's experiences, when you're trying to talk about paranormal shit especially, Some people say, dude, you can't tell me what I saw.
I know what I saw.
Do you really?
Do you really know what you saw?
Because I don't know what I saw a lot of times.
If you looked at my memory just from yesterday, it's a blur of some snapshots.
And I had a great day.
I wasn't drunk, hanging out with the family, picked out some pumpkins, saw a fucking pig race, went to this...
Farm place where they let you pick out your own pumpkin.
It was fun.
A bunch of kids.
It was cute.
We had a good time.
Went in a corn maze.
My memory, my important thing is totally sober, having a great time, lots of laughs, but my memory is like, oh yeah, then we did that, and then we did that.
Oh yeah, we did that too.
I had some of that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I had a sandwich.
And these like...
This idea that, you know, we have this infallible memory.
I think when you start putting out information, like, this is what the guy definitely looked like.
But if you are a man and you wear a toupee, you can go through TSA with it.
They'll leave that stupid fake hair glued to your head.
That's so strange.
But if you try to go through TSA with a fake mustache, they'd be like, what the fuck are you trying to pull?
You can go in there with a mop of hair.
I wonder how long your fake hair can be before they go, listen, you fuck, take that thing off.
Could you go in there with a giant lion's mane?
If you went in there with some crazy...
If you were just stone-cold bald, and you went in there with a glued-on Fabio wig, like a full Fabio that goes all the way down to your ass, or even crazier.
There was a dude that I was...
I was at the House of Blues in Houston a couple weeks ago, and it was great.
It was awesome.
Me and Ian Edwards.
And there was a dude who's been growing his hair for 14 years that works there.
It's supposed to be pretty badass, but we couldn't get a ticket to that one in time.
It was sold out, so we went with The Martian.
But the point is these movies never stop.
Every week there's new ones and they don't go away.
Like, the old ones don't stop being around.
Like, you can go watch them, too.
It's like, there's too many of them.
Like, I was thinking about all the different movies just on iTunes and Netflix, and I was scrolling through them, and I started thinking, like, this is a never-ending equation.
Like, it just keeps getting tacked onto it.
We live in the epicenter of where it's created.
It's all around here.
And it's very strange, because the body of work just never stops.
Like, it used to be, when I was a kid, When a good movie came out, you would go to see that fucking movie, like Star Wars.
I saw Star Wars 13 times, and I was nothing compared to the real geeks.
It was a big deal back then to see how many times you could see a movie.
You couldn't run a movie long enough for someone to see it 13 times now.
Because there's new ones!
There's new ones coming!
We gotta get this fucking piece of shit out of the theater!
You would never have a movie like Star Wars that played over and over and over and over and over again.
And if Star Wars came out today, people would shit right in its mouth.
It's weird.
That is, to me, in my childhood, one of the greatest movies of all time.
When I was a kid and that movie came out, I remember when Obi-Wan Kenobi was talking to Luke Skywalker and they were in the sand.
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I was like, This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life!
Like, the Godzilla monster itself was fucking badass.
Like, they did an amazing job with CGI. But the story was so clunky.
And this fucking kid, who's the hero, keeps surviving.
I mean, he survived the most ridiculous shit, like a plane fell off, or a train fell off of a giant bridge into the water, and he gets out of there, over and over and over again.
Wasn't that what happened?
Some stupid shit like that.
Over and over and over again, this fuck survives.
The most ridiculous, preposterous, disastrous scenarios to watch Godzilla kill this bad guy.
This idea that Doug Benson smokes too much pot, we should explore this.
Because I know he enjoys the marijuana, and I know he's been an activist and letting people know, but this type of behavior is perhaps negative to the cause.
What's weird is Lamar Oden, who just recently went to the hospital for...
They found him at the Bunny Ranch.
He had supposedly cocaine around and these boner pills, these gas station boner pills.
What's so weird about the whole thing, about two days before that happened, I found out the FDA.gov on their front page, if you go to it right now, has a whole thing about these boner pills.
And they also have links to every single boner pill that you can buy.
He took a Chinese Viagra, but what they think is, this is actually one way it could be of what he said could be true, that he might have gotten some sort of, he might have called it Viagra, but it might have been like some super strong boner pill that also has steroids in it.
But what they were thinking is that with a company that makes this Viagra or Cialis or whatever it was also makes steroids and they just didn't clean their batch and some of it got contaminated, which does happen.
We've actually run tests on different supplements that we have, like AlphaBrain, and during the early days when we first started doing it, We would notice that there would be a certain inconsistency in the amount of something.
It was just like...
Minor, but enough to be like, hmm.
And then occasionally we would find something in a supplement.
Like, we never found it in Alpha Brain or True Mood or something like that, but I know they found it in like, well, you get like a B12 supplement and it has vitamin A in it for some reason.
And everybody's like, well, how'd that get in there?
Because you're getting your stuff from like bulk.
You're getting it from, a lot of people are getting with, if they're getting like tribulus, I know you used to buy that stuff, right?
Or if you're getting vitamins, you're getting them from these bulk suppliers.
Like my friend Larry used to run that vitamin company.
And when you get stuff from bulk suppliers, like a lot of times they're mixing their stuff in these vats and they just don't clean them.
They do a shitty job of cleaning them.
Most of the time, you're okay, but if someone fucks up and doesn't do their job or you deal with some low-level company that doesn't take care of their shit, you definitely, definitely, definitely can get steroids and things along those lines inside, like protein powders and inside muscle supplements.
They shouldn't be there.
But then there's also, some of them, they just put steroids in there.
You know why?
Because steroids work.
And you can get cheap Chinese steroids, and you just throw them in your boner pills, and you're like, I wanna fuck like a gorilla.
That's because you're juiced up, man.
You're actually on steroids.
And it will fuck with your mood.
We had that Jeff Nowitzki guy.
He's the guy who works for the US Anti-Doping Agency, and he's the guy who busted Lance Armstrong, and now he works for the UFC. And he's, you know, doing all these crazy random drug tests.
He told us about all the different substances that the Olympic Committee and the FDA finds out test positive for steroids.
And we're like, well, how many are there?
So we go to the fucking website.
There's a website where it lists each one of them.
We didn't even get through the A's.
We were in the A's and there was hundreds of them that are just steroids.
So when you're going to the, you know, Local vitamin shop and you're seeing, you know, muscle build, 5,000, some fucking guys shredded on it.
A lot, especially more so back in the day than today because they're a little bit better at busting people and there's a little bit less people that are willing to take the chance of getting arrested or of getting sued or whatever.
But there's a lot of that shit that's just...
There's so much monkey business involved in those kind of muscle building things.
Well, also, if you're on a heart medication, like old dudes that have...
Heart attacks, they have to take nitrates, like nitroglycerin and stuff like that.
If you take that, like you ever seen in those movies, the guy would almost be about to take a heart attack, and he'd pop those little pills and chew them up.
That's one thing that I disagree with people when they want to have total deregulation of drugs and things.
Man, you've got to be careful of people that are just going to sell you some shit and tell you it's one thing, but it's actually something else.
Like, there should be some form of regulation when it comes to things like, you know, anything that's got something in it that could be dangerous, where it's like a stimulant or those rip fuel type things that turned out to kill a bunch of people.
Like, you should...
There should be some accountability, and there also should be someone checking on that stuff.
Like, you kind of need someone checking to make sure that you're not going to...
Like, inadvertently give someone who thinks they're just going to get some herbal, you know, testosterone booster, you're actually going to give them steroids and Viagra, you know?
That's what I said from my experience of being involved with Onnit and the creation of AlphaBrain.
And when you find out your suppliers aren't doing the right thing, you find out that you've got to make sure that people are...
You have to test things and double test things every step of the way.
And when you're running a company like GNC, Jesus Christ, how many products do they have on their shelves?
They have aisles and aisles and hundreds of fucking things from hundreds of different companies and all of them are promoting weight loss and mental clarity and fitness enhancement and muscle gains and strength gains and size.
You're going to put on weight and like, boy, are you sure?
And if you went to a store and you got some testosterone booster, you know, it says, you know, boost testosterone, make you feel a lot, but it's really Viagra.
Also, your dick is hard all the time.
You'd be like, dude, I'm so full of testosterone.
My dick is hard all the time.
And it would psychologically make you feel like, yeah, I'm on this testosterone booster.
It's amazing.
You would just go start buying it.
Like for guys, you give a guy something that makes his dick hard and they're gonna think that they found the fucking thing.
The reason why I originally went to the FDA, I just remembered, is because my favorite cigarette, which is a new cigarette, got recalled from the FDA because they said that they were not tested.
I don't think he's necessarily running things anymore.
And I think the fact that we're talking about it means it was a good idea.
Because we're talking about it.
No one talked about Playboy.
Like, Playboy, nobody gave a fuck.
They literally have to do something like this in order to get people to talk about it.
It might be a good idea.
Honestly, I mean, I'm the shittiest businessman of all time because I literally don't think about business ever at all.
I just do shit that I like to do and try to work as hard as I can and try to keep going.
Find things that I'm interested in and keep going.
I never sit down and go, what's the best business model?
What I need to do for my brand, I need to expand.
What I need to do is I need to create some sort of a publicity stunt.
But if I was going to engineer a publicity stunt, That's the best one.
You take either that or you show cumming.
You just show a lot of hair pulling and nutting in people's faces.
You show, like, hardcore choking and mascara and snot coming out of a girl's nose and balls hitting chins.
You're either going to go one way or the other.
Either you're going to go the route of the internet and the internet's going to out-internet you every fucking time.
Or...
You're going to decide, you know what, we're a gentleman's magazine now.
You can get plenty of porn.
You don't need us for that.
You're not buying this in an airport with plastic.
You're not going to go jerk off in your hotel room with this.
You're just not.
You have a laptop.
Stop it.
Right?
But...
They can offer good articles, right?
There's people that have written for Playboy that were really good writers.
There's some really good stories that have been written for Playboy, but it was always sort of obscured by the fact that really what you were doing was buying it for chicks.
That was the inside joke.
It's like, oh, I read it for the articles.
That was the inside joke.
Like, people would laugh about how nobody really read it for the articles.
But if you go and, like, you ever see, like, Frank Sinatra interview, those interviews in Playboy?
That's a big mistake to get people to pay for it, because why would they do that when you can get the TED Radio Hour, you can get Getting Doug with High, you can get Kill Tony, you can get The Church of What's Happening Now, you can get fucking...
There's so many podcasts that are amazing and they're free.
For Playboy to come along and say, hey, we want $10 a month or $7 a month or whatever it is, it's $7 a month too much or $10 a month too much.
It's just you can't do it.
It's a shitty model.
You're operating on this idea that, like, subscription-based stuff still exists, and it really doesn't, unless it's something like Netflix.
Just think about how arrogant you would have to be to want seven dollars a month for your fucking podcast, your radio show, when you can get Netflix for nine bucks a month.
They're talking about doing that with Howard Stern.
They were talking about doing that with something like Spotify and making...
And the way they were talking was so gross.
And I said they.
I mean these business analysts who are quoting people who supposedly work for this show.
It could be all bullshit.
It could be all rumors.
But the way they were saying it was like they were banking on it.
You know, because...
At the end of the day, if there's anybody that can get people to pay for some sort of a podcast, it's him.
Howard Stern's got the most loyal listeners.
He's been around the longest time.
For them, he's a part of their daily commute and has been for decades.
But they were talking about doing it where it's like $7 a month for his show.
And they were like, we could get 10 million listeners.
So we'd be getting $70 million a month.
I'm like, bitch, are you out of your fucking mind?
You really think you're going to get 10 million people that are going to pay $7 a month for a podcast?
10 million?
Good luck.
Good fuck.
That's crazy talk.
But listen to someone say something like that.
I was like, ooh, look how they think.
They're just looking at it like, ooh, this is a business.
Not like, let's just keep doing the most kick-ass radio show in the history of the world.
Let's keep having these amazing guests.
Isn't it crazy?
Howard's been on the air for decades and he's got all this stuff banked up.
You can listen to Howard 100 and hear classic interviews from back.
It's amazing.
Let's keep this better and better.
Nope.
That's not how they think.
They think, How do we make money off of him?
How do we take this guy and how do we turn this into 10 million subscribers paying $70 a month?
And then they're all thinking, if I just get a piece of that, if I get a piece of that, they're looking at their house in the Hamptons and they're thinking about their Porsche they'll be driving.
All right, and then you got all these people around you that are like grabbing and pulling and tugging.
That's what it's like if you work for some big giant-ass corporation that feeds off of having a bunch of different shows on its network.
Like if you work for some corporation like a like a Sirius XM or Playboy or anything like that like they need to keep that fucking thing alive.
Like we need money coming in.
We cannot just operate on ideas.
We need money coming in.
Well, I think we can get Playboy Radio, and people will pay about $7 a month.
It's like you can scrape out as much money as you have, keep a skeleton crew, run those magazines as long as you can, as long as they're profitable, but be ready to pull that chute.
Be ready to pull that shoot.
Because now you can just get shit on your iPad.
That's new.
And then they have these things that are essentially like Spotify for your iPad.
So you can choose from a bunch of different magazines like Time and Newsweek and all these different magazines.
You can get them on your iPad.
Go through it.
You download it.
Each page is a full image.
You can stretch it out and move it.
It's so much better.
It's so much better.
And once they start doing it like that where you have these subscriptions...
You know, it's not going to last.
The actual print thing is just not going to be around anymore.
Why would you want that print thing?
It's killing paper.
It's killing trees rather than make that paper.
You could just get the thing downloaded to your phone instantly.
Like that.
It's just ones and zeros in the air.
You know?
It's not going to make it.
It's like the dudes who are Morse code.
You know, like, listen, I'm telling you, this is the way to talk.
S-O-S. One, two, three is an S. Imagine being one of those assholes that actually has to sit there and try to figure out how many beeps that guy just did, and you're spacing out, and he's beeping at you.
We're getting a message from the Western Front.
You gotta write all that down.
Oh my god, and then you figure out when is the word done.
But I have friends that work in it, and it's brutal.
You watch the way they work, it's the same thing.
Because what they're doing, right, besides the playing record part, what they're doing is a podcast.
And the playing record part would be fucking infinitely easier.
Infinitely easier if you could do it on a podcast.
If you could just play records on a podcast, you don't need a bunch of people working behind the scenes, you could just play it.
If you could just play anything you wanted, but you can't really.
You could play it, but there's fair use.
You could use something in certain podcasts, but it's not 100% clearly defined right now.
But for Radio Man...
Dude, I talk to...
I don't want to say their names.
But they're good guys.
And they're fun guys.
And I like doing their show.
But one of them was telling me that they just got done with their...
You know, they have a review where the company comes and sits him down.
He goes, they fucking hate everything we do.
We've been successful for decades.
They've been around forever.
And he goes, I've never had one of these meetings where they say we're doing great.
Never.
Everything is bad.
Everything is not good.
They're always looking to cut staff.
They're always looking to fire people.
It's just like this total negative meeting with these misers and these money people and these numbers crunchers.
And they're like, we We have to maximize profits.
We have a strategy to maximize profits.
We're going to need more commercials.
We want to add more commercials.
So, like, you'll do a break, and then they'll play, like, seven minutes of commercials, and then they'll play a song, and then you go back to talking again.
You're like, what is this fucking commercial thing you guys are doing?
Because how many of those can you do in an hour?
You got seven, and then you got another seven.
What, you got a half an hour worth of fucking commercials in an hour?
That's crazy!
But it's almost getting to that point with a lot of these radio stations.
Like, when I listen to Opie and Jimmy, it's like they're swearing.
They're being honest and swearing, but even they have to worry about being fired.
They have to worry about some sort of a public outrage situation when they say something crazy and people demand their ouster and the heads will roll and the corporation has to bow down.
Well, you know, we've reviewed your file and we've found that this is not the first time you've said anything outrageous, Anthony Cumia.
You know, that's what he got paid for.
And they were like, you're out.
He tweeted a bunch of horrible shit.
Really, the great thing would be to have him come in and justify what he said or explain himself or apologize on the air or say he was drunk or address it the way he would have dressed it.
And if he did do that, the fucking ratings would be giant.
If they were smart about their business, the business model, that's how they would handle it.
You've got a built-in ratings boost right there.
Let people talk more about it.
Have people bitch more.
What you should do is tweet some...
You should have a sock-puppeted account where you tweet some of the other outrageous shit that he said over the past five years.
Just spam it.
Spam it out there.
It's only going to help.
It's only going to help.
Is it going to get more people pissed off?
Yes.
Is it going to get more people to call up?
We're going to cancel Sirius.
Are you really?
If that's all it takes, if it's all it takes for you to cancel Sirius, fuck off.
Get out of here.
One guy says a few retarded things after he gets drunk and some hooker beats him up while he's holding a gun and he doesn't do anything about it.
Come on, that's a great story.
If that's what's going to get you to quit Sirius, Then go quit, bitch.
It's like they got us to that they got us to that but you can't do that anymore like that that model doesn't work anymore the model of like Broadcasting shit randomly through the air and you tune it in Oh, I got it on the dial.
Here it is.
Unless the apocalypse hits, that's fucking stupid.
You know, just stop.
Everybody's got their own station.
Remember when Christian Slater, he was a rebel, and he broadcasted, even though he wasn't supposed to?
It was like, turn it up or something like that.
Turn the radio, whatever the fuck that stupid movie was called.
These are people that worked for American Apparel, but they got head injuries on the job, and they decided to form their own business with the money that they were getting from...
Remember on old TVs where you used to have a knob, but then you had that knob that was in the middle of the knob where you used to fine tune the channel.
So like if you turn it to like channel four, then you had this other knob.
There's a fucking hilarious horror movie called VHS. It's like one of those found footage ones where these people...
But the first one is actually pretty fucking cool.
It's one of those movies like, God damn it, if you could keep this up, if you could keep this up through the whole movie, it'll be pretty badass because it's a bunch of stories.
And the first one, spoiler alert!
The first one is about a girl who's a demon, and this guy picks this girl up at a club, but she turns out to be a demon.
But it's actually really well done.
It's freaky.
They're drunk, and they pick her up, and she's got these really weird feet, and then they realize something's wrong with her, but she keeps telling them that she loves him, she loves him.
It's really good.
But it's only like, watch it for 20 minutes, watch that first one, and then throw that fucking thing out the window if you have an actual copy.
But that's, see, that'll be the demise of our knowledge.
That's what's gonna happen.
If you just look, if you pay attention to when people talk about the possibilities of natural disasters, like somebody just posted this on the message board the other day, that America is basically a ticking time bomb.
It's based on some article that someone wrote.
Maybe I'll pull it up real quick.
But it was based on, see if you can find it, Jamie.
I think it's in the main forum.
It might be in the podcast forum.
But the idea was that there's this giant culture of entitled people.
Nobody knows how to do anything for self-sustaining.
Nobody knows how to grow their own food.
Nobody knows how to get water.
And we live in these giant population centers.
America is a bomb waiting to explode.
That's it.
And it makes some really fucking good points.
Like when you go over it, it makes some really good points.
It's kind of freaky when you stop and think about how many different things we rely on that are, you know, hanging by a thread that easily could be taken out by a power grid.
Well, when you think about our knowledge, if we do, if something does happen, a solar flare or asteroid impact that wipes out, say, 20% of the population, stops the power and Man, if all of our shit breaks, if we lost half the people on Earth, If all of our shit stops working, computers stop working, and we really, we have to live like the early settlers.
Like, people are still alive, the people that are alive today still have the knowledge that they have of living 30 plus years with, you know, the education system and all the technology that's in place today.
These people still have, stop, these people still have those things, right?
How long could you use what we have?
You don't have any power.
Are you going to be able to generate power?
Some people might be able to.
There might be a few people with propane generators that still work, and some people might be figuring out how to rig solar or create batteries or use the batteries that we have, but all large-scale industrial shit would be stopped.
All construction and manufacturing would cease and desist.
And then all of our knowledge that's on these fucking computers and hard drives, inaccessible.
When I was in Ohio a couple years ago for Christmas break, maybe for about a week, there was a really bad winter storm, like an ice storm almost, and power was out almost for the large part of the state for almost an entire whole week.
I thought about that recently.
If that happened here, even for three days, this place would almost fall apart if there was no power in Los Angeles.
U.S. population was up 400% in the late 2000s over the 1990s.
Many of these drugs are selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors.
These are the type the FDA-approved narcotics loan gunmen are frequently associated with.
You know, that's so true that there's a giant percentage of people that wind up shooting people that are on antidepressants.
But in all fairness, you know, there's that...
Causation, causality, paradigm.
Like that, you know, causation does not equal causality.
The idea that something happening, like just because these two things are combined together, it doesn't mean that thing caused that thing.
And there's other factors that you have to prove.
I know people are saying, you're butchering that right now.
I know I'm butchering it.
But there's other factors that people have to take into consideration.
One of the big factors is, why was the guy on antidepressants in the first place?
Why was the guy on antipsychotic medication in the first place?
If he's on it, it doesn't mean the medication made him do that.
It might mean he's fucking crazy, and that's why he's taking shit, and that's why he eventually wound up killing somebody.
But it could be that, too.
It could be that.
And it also could be that the SSRIs with certain people have an effect that makes them less likely to feel.
They don't freak out about stuff as much.
It might make things acceptable to them, including violence.
That's the rub.
That's the scary thing.
Especially if you combine it with other shit.
Like, I know Phil Hartman's family, they won money from Zoloft, because Zoloft allegedly...
I wasn't there when the court happened, I might have to say allegedly.
It was what I read on the internet.
I'm pretty sure it's the case, though, because she was doing Zoloft when she shot him, and that if you take Zoloft and you combine it with recreational drugs, especially alcohol and cocaine, especially.
Cocaine is supposed to make you really nutty when you're doing coke and SSRIs.
I'm worried about, it's not like, well, you should know, what you need to be worried about is this.
You know, people love to make that argument.
We're missing the point.
The point is this.
No, that's also the point.
You know, the world's not a black and white thing.
The world has a lot of points.
There's a lot of areas that we need to look at when it comes to the way human life is operating today and what we require to keep it operating at this level.
We need a lot of shit.
Think about what we need to run this podcast.
You know, we're talking about how such a small shoestring organization, because it's just, you know, just the three of us in this room, and it's reaching all these people.
But you still need, like, Libsyn, you still need, you know, you need, like, hosts, and you need websites, and you need the fiber optic to be laid, you need the ability to transmit, you need electricity.
There's, like, a lot of shit that has to be in play, and then when the power goes out, All of it stops.
All of it stops.
And if the power goes out for a year or two years, we might as well be living in Mad Max.
And that's a fact.
That's a fucking fact.
When people start getting desperate, and their kids don't have any food, and we're trying to figure out how to get gas, woo!
Shit's gonna get ugly.
You better pack.
If they say, ladies and gentlemen, prepare for at least a year of no power, You gotta fucking head north.
Immediately.
I mean fucking immediately.
I don't care what the traffic jams are like.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here while you can.
You gotta get the fuck away from this powder keg.
Because there's a lot of really dumb people here.
And a lot of poor people.
And a lot of crime.
What are they gonna do?
Are they gonna keep the people in jail and make them starve to death?
It's just, this is a terrible place to be if everything stops.
Because there's too many people, and there's too many food requirements, and there's too many entitled dum-dums here.
There's too many people that would just fuck it up for everybody.
When you look at things like the riots, like the riots that happened, granted, they were reacting to A really, in their mind, a really important moment where Rodney King, you know, got beat up by these cops.
They saw one segment of a very long car chase and a prolonged fight with the cops.
But in the segment they saw, these cops are beating that guy with a fucking club.
They're beating the shit out of him.
They got acquitted.
So everybody went nuts.
But they went nuts against people that had nothing to do with it.
They went nuts with people like when they pulled that Reginald Denny out of the car and hit him in the head with a brick on TV. I'll never forget that.
Just that guy's out there right now.
That guy.
There's a guy like that guy.
Whether it's that guy specifically or a guy like him, he's out there right now waiting for the green light.
Waiting for it.
And there's a lot of them.
There's a lot of them.
And when there's no food, Man, no food and no water.
Those are not good combinations.
And no gasoline to get the food or water to here.
Whoa.
Good luck.
So all this shit that we have, you know, we're so amazed at our progress.
The artists that work for Homeland, they wrote shit in Arabic.
How about Homeland is a stupid show?
How about how Homeland is Islamophobic and Homeland is...
Yeah.
Yeah, find that.
It's kind of interesting.
See if you can find the actual images.
But what they did is, you know, the artists, they were supposed to...
Put images in the background, you know, they create these environments that are supposed to look like Bangladesh or, you know, Nepal or wherever the fuck they want to be, right?
And when they have Arabic writing, they have to bring in an artist to write the Arabic writing.
These people are just writing shit because they know that these dummies can't read Arabic and they're not checking or double-checking and Apparently they get shit wrong all the time accusing homeland of racism appearing in the latest episode Apparently they get shit wrong about like alliances and conflicts they make stuff up in order to make their show better The artist hired Ad Authenticity to a refugee scene shot in Germany.
Also scrawled messages as, Homeland is a joke and it didn't make us laugh.
People get super sensitive about shows like that, you know?
You're dealing with...
A war-torn world that specifically focuses on the most war-torn aspects of the world.
All the places where the United States has military and they're battling fundamentalists.
Having these, you know, these scenes and they're putting them in these fictional shows and they're butchering the conflicts and they're...
When you do stuff like that, man, like if you're doing a show about Game of Thrones, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
You know, the Seven Kingdoms, you can have dragons.
You know, it's like Natasha Leggero calls the make-em-ups.
She doesn't like it because it's a make-em-up.
But what I don't like about this kind of a show is like if you're fucking around with the reality...
And if you twist the conflicts and you twist the alliances and you twist the actual historical events in order to make your show more smooth, the problem is people who are watching that show are going to believe you.
I know you're pretending that this is just fiction, but it's about real parts of the world.
Did you see that new technology where, like, me and you could be sitting in a room next to each other in the TV and I could make you talk by using my facial features and stuff?
Well, it wouldn't be him making those facial expressions.
You can manipulate the image of someone's facial expression.
I could make you have duck lips and make you raise your eyebrows and it would literally just alter the face of your image to match the expressions that I'm making.
Completely just a program or two that are working on your voice and your face Well, what they've done in the past is they've spliced together little snippets of stuff to make it seem like someone was saying something like they did that with Ronald Reagan Ronald Reagan during his administration.
He he gave some speech and Somebody some bad people somewhere in the world They took his speech and they chopped it up and made it some other broadcast, then broadcast it to people all around the world saying this is how evil Ronald Reagan is.
I mean, if we're watching this on YouTube, what does the CIA have right now, you know?
I mean, they must have some insane shit.
By the way, speaking of the CIA, Neil deGrasse Tyson talked to Edward Snowden for two episodes of his StarTalk podcast.
It's a must listen.
It's a must listen.
It's amazing.
First of all, Snowden's a lot fucking smarter than I thought he was.
Because I remember thinking like, wow, this guy, he was a high school dropout and all of a sudden he's working for the NSA or the CIA or whatever he was working for, gathering data.
Why do they let a high school dropout?
But then you hear his story and you realize, well, he actually did wind up going to college and did wind up going to school.
He just had kind of a tumultuous life, but he was working for the NSA when he was like 16. He's a super genius.
Just because he didn't graduate from high school, when you listen to him talk, he's very fucking smart.
And he's very well read and understands exactly what the problems with all of this technology and this unchecked surveillance.
I mean, he's a hero.
I know some people have differing opinions on him, but that guy enlightened us to the activities of the government.
They were doing something that was illegal.
They were doing something that 99% of people are gonna have a real problem with.
Spying on people that haven't done anything wrong.
And it's fascinating to listen to him talk.
He also had some really interesting shit to say about aliens, which I thought was really crazy.
He was like, in a really complex, super advanced society, they're gonna have compressed data.
Everything's going to be compressed.
And everything's going to be encrypted.
And when you have compressed and encrypted data, it's going to be indistinguishable from background noise.
You're not going to know what you're listening to.
So if you're listening to some super advanced alien's communications and you're catching them through the air...
Good luck trying to figure out what that is.
They're not broadcasting.
Unless they're trying to reach us using our own primitive methods, they're not broadcasting like that anymore.
If they're advanced enough so they can get here from another planet, most likely they're encrypting everything and everything is...
We're going to hear it.
It's going to sound like background noise.
We're not going to know what the fuck it is.
But to them, it's going to go into their super advanced systems and it'll be clear as day.
But to us, it's like trying to send an internet signal to someone who was on the Santa Maria back in the Columbus days.
They'd be like, what the fuck are you doing?
I sent you the email.
What?
You sent me the email?
I'm on a boat here.
I'm getting scurvy.
What do you mean you sent...
What the fuck's an email?
What are you talking about?
Dude, check your phone.
Check my what?
Like, they won't even know what you're talking about, right?
Well, you think about what that is.
Think of that sort of electronic communication that just a few hundred years ago is completely alien and out of the question to the point where they would not be able to even conceptualize what you're saying.
If you tried to explain something to them, my friend keeps sending me these dick pics on a phone, you'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Now think of that and now extrapolate to a society that's a thousand years more advanced than us or a million years more advanced than us.
And it's the same sort of lack of ability to recognize what they're doing.
Unless the technology and the science was so good, how it should be, that there was like a downgradable, like it detects our language and goes, okay, this is English.
Around the year 2015, I will now convert it to an understandable, you know, communication.
Well, that's if they were trying to communicate with us.
That's what I said earlier.
If they chose to send something...
True.
Non-encrypted, but the problem is they're going to be communicating with each other.
It's like if we chose to talk to someone, if we had a time machine, and we can go back to Columbus, we would get him a scroll, you know, and it would have some writing on it.
We could do that.
It'd be easy as fuck if we actually wanted to communicate with him.
But if Columbus was out there in the middle of the fucking ocean, and he didn't know he had five bars on his phone, and he didn't know he has awesome Wi-Fi, he has no idea.
He's just out there There's nothing out here.
What do I do?
I'm on my own.
You're not on your own, bitch.
Pull out your phone.
He doesn't have a phone.
So, like, the ability to do something in the future might be completely outside of our imagination right now, completely outside of our comprehension.
We're surprised that some greasy politician had her greasy hands in some other greasy company.
Look what they did to Ron Paul.
Remember when Ron Paul was doing those debates and smashing people?
He was ahead of people in the race.
And they would look at the people below him as qualified, sincere candidates, and they would look at Ron Paul.
Well, it's just a matter of time before Ron Paul's out of the race.
But, you know, that's not what you're supposed to do when you're a journalist.
When you're a journalist, you're supposed to look at the actual event and look at the actual facts of the event and then break down what's interesting about the trend.
But they didn't do that.
They put a spin on the trend.
And the spin was clearly that Ron Paul was a kook and that this wasn't going to last.
Even though you got people wearing Ron Paul for president shirts and cheering and screaming.
So you are smarter than them to the point where you're going to dictate how the information in the news is getting to these people with a biased spin that makes that guy look like a kook?
That's what Fox News did.
That's what a lot of people did.
That's what they're going to do to Bernie Sanders.
There's the black guy who doesn't believe in evolution.
There's the Hillary who's got the bad email account.
And there's Bernie Sanders who wants to give away everybody's money.
But apparently economists looked at Bernie Sanders' plans for reducing deficit and they're like, what?
This doesn't work.
I don't think anybody looks at it and goes, this is a wonderful idea that'll fix our problems.
He's a serious, hardcore socialist in a lot of ways.
But I think that's good.
It's good to have a guy like that stirring it up.
If that guy got into power, listen, it's fucking better than having another neocon.
It's way better than having another Dick Cheney behind the fucking puppet stand with his hand up George Bush's ass.
That fucked us.
Those eight years fucked us.
They changed the tone of our country.
They went from a time where there was this feeling of America, where everybody was sympathetic, where people were making, even Paris, they were putting on their newspaper, we're all Americans today.
I mean, it was an amazing time where a horrible thing happened, and the whole world came to us, and they came to us, and they extended their love and friendship.
And what did we do?
We just started invading people.
We invaded people that didn't have anything to do with it.
We fucked up to the point where eight years later, everybody hated us.
Everybody went from loving America to, why were you in Iraq?
Like, what are you?
There's no weapons there.
There's nothing there.
You guys are assholes.
What are you doing with all that oil?
What are you doing with all that?
Oh, you're just rebuilding shit?
What are you doing?
You have no bid contracts for billions of dollars?
Hold on, hold on.
Your fucking vice president was the CEO of the company that gets the no-bid contracts?
Are you that fucking transparent?
Is that transparent?
That's what happened.
Those people fucked us.
If we had Obama in office, say what you want about Obama, but Obama would have never, there was no way, unless the president has no fucking say whatsoever on how things go down, unless it's that dirty, there's no way that guy would have approached it the same way.
There's no way he would have come up with some reason why we had to invade Iraq.
You can't get your dick sucked by dudes, but you're really straight.
That's okay.
You're Eddie Murphy, man.
Come clean.
But he can't, you know, it's different, man.
It's different.
Like the black community has different rules.
They have different rules which you can and can't do and some things you need to keep under wraps.
I don't know if he picks those transgender prostitutes up just because he was a nice guy and he wants to give him a ride home or if he really likes them.
But according to my buddy who was on the force back then, he's actually been there while it went down.
They're like, it wasn't just one.
He likes him.
Which is fine.
Like, Norton talks about it all the time.
People joke about it all the time.
And everybody loves Norton.
If you don't love Norton, go fuck yourself.
How about that?
And I think if Eddie Murphy just came clean...
Black people turn on, though.
All the people that voted for Proposition 8, that was when they found out that—Ari had a great joke about that, about black people want equality.
Everybody was like talking about equality, except the gays.
Like, nope, not you.
You can't get married.
Like, black people overwhelmingly voted against or for Proposition 8, which repealed gay marriage.
There's like Mormons—Mormons spent a lot of money on it, and a lot of black people voted for it.
Oh, and if you're tuning into this now, and you're like, God damn it, Joe Rogan, why'd you post the wrong link on Ustream?
I made a mistake, sorry.
I've been doing Ustream for six years.
But the other thing about it is that you can, on YouTube, one of the reasons why we decided to do it on YouTube is you could just rewind it to the beginning.
Even though it's streaming, you can go back to the beginning.
That's why they have the rope off in the parking lot.
They tell people they can't go near the cars because people are backing their cars out.
There's a bunch of drunks wandering through the parking lot, you know, trying to take a picture with Steve Renna's easy, and they're getting run over by cars.
This thing, this article that I wanted to talk about when we got here.
A transgender woman She was a woman.
She applied to an all-male, all-female college, Wellesley College.
I used to actually know a girl from Wellesley back in the day.
It's an all-girls campus, and so she applied for the college.
She was born a female, but then decided to transition Into...
She had a very hilarious...
This is hilarious.
Listen to the description of how she introduces himself, herself, whatever.
Masculine of center, genderqueer.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I am in love with this story.
I am in love with these kind of people.
I am in love with people that are so fucking preposterous that they take preposterous to an art form.
And they become living parody, whether they like it or not.
Listen to what the fuck I just said.
She goes to a college, she applies to an all-girls college, a super-liberal all-girls college.
She decides that she is transgender and decides that she wants to, she introduces herself as masculine of center genderqueer.
Changes her name to Timothy.
Decided that she's Timothy and asks people to use the male pronoun when referring to him.
Okay.
So, welcome on campus until the day that she announced, he announced, okay, it's he now, whatever, that he wanted to run for the school's Office of Multicultural Affairs Coordinator, whose job is to promote a culture of diversity.
Now who, you would think, would need diversity more than someone who's a transgender man?
I mean, that's a very small segment of the population, and they're often maligned, and this is a socially marginalized group.
And it would be nice for an open-minded liberal college to accept someone like this and to recognize what a perfect person to be a part of our campaign, encouraging people to be more open-minded and accept people.
No, they attacked her because now they felt that she is a white man.
And they don't want a white man in that position because if a white man is in that position, then they're supporting the patriarchy.
So there was three other candidates for the gig, right?
All women of color.
Wonderful if one of them win.
And then you got, okay, you know, your problem solved.
You got a woman of color in that position.
Plenty of diversity there.
You're good, right?
No, they all dropped out.
And then they started an anonymous Facebook campaign encouraging people not to vote at all to keep a white man from winning the position.
This is amazing!
This is the left eating itself.
That's what's happening.
They're eating themselves.
It is a feeding frenzy.
I used to have piranhas, okay?
And one of the things about piranhas is when one gets a limp...
They just jacked that motherfucker.
They are the most ruthless cunts.
When one piranha would just be...
You know, sometimes you have a fish tank.
One fish will just start swimming weird.
They start swimming kind of half sideways for some reason.
You're like, is that fish okay?
And you have to look at them like, what's going on with that fish?
That shit didn't last in that tank, baby.
No, those motherfuckers are just...
They just start taking chunks out of them.
That's what's happening here.
The left is, they're turning on themselves.
They've run out of outrage.
They've made so many safe places, they don't want anything to be safe anymore, and they want to be able to go to war over everything.
They're ferocious.
They're piranhas.
They are social idea piranhas.
And they're attacking a genderqueer, masculine of center man for not being diverse enough.
For being a part of the patriarchy.
Born a woman!
Born a woman, lived as a woman.
Nope, you're a white man now, you fucking piece of shit.
It pops out of the concrete, and it comes out perfect.
It's amazing.
This is art.
It's the universe creating art with our own folly.
That's what it is.
It's culture.
It's people...
There's something that happens to people when you deny reality, when you don't look at things objectively.
There's, I think, priests that molest kids.
Some of that has to be from suppression.
Some of it has to be probably they'll abuse themselves.
There's probably all sorts of...
But some of that perversion has got to come from suppression.
It's like the Catholic school girl thing that everybody knows.
You know, when I was in high school, there was no scientists in my fucking ninth grade class, but we all knew that girls who went to Catholic schools were hoes.
And why are they hoes?
They're hoes because everybody tells them they can't be a hoe.
Everybody's talked to them constantly about, you are going to go to hell!
You're not allowed to have unique or intertwined thoughts.
You're not allowed to share opinions with the left and with the right.
You're not allowed to.
You have to have, and you're constantly worried about being called out.
You're constantly worried about being outed and doxxed and called out and shamed.
Everyone's shaming people and attacking people and it's this fucking feeding frenzy.
I love it.
I'm happy.
I'm so happy when I read a story like this.
I would encourage this woman to fight to the death for her position.
Oh man, she's a man now.
Fight to the death for that position.
I mean literally, I want you to show up for school in a fucking, in armor, with a sword, and let them know that you are here because you are a warrior for diversity.
And you're gonna take this to the very end.
To the very end of time.
Oh, it's amazing.
This is an amazing story.
It's one of the greatest stories the universe has ever told.
And it highlights that story that we were just talking about, where the thing that was up on the thing earlier, where the United States is like a powder keg.
This is what we're talking about.
Entitled, ridiculous people.
They don't live in reality.
And you're concentrating on nonsense.
But why are they concentrating on nonsense?
Because they don't have to worry about feeding themselves.
They don't have to worry about shelter.
They don't have to worry about being in Ohio, having no fucking power for a week, and everybody has to stay alive.
You can't get to work.
Everybody's like walking back and forth to each other's house, sharing food and going out and getting firewood together and dragging it back at some little kid's wagon.
That's what people do when they want to survive.
When you want to survive, you come up with ways that you can all work together.
When it's too easy to survive, you start attacking people for nonsense.
And that's what the fuck is going on here.
You got a campaign!
We're gonna make sure that a white man's not gonna win this.
Well, sometimes people send me shit and I immediately just send it to whoever is.
These guys made this prank video and what they did is they took a taser and they put it in the seat of a bicycle and attached it to a cell phone so you can call it and activate the taser.
Then they went to Compton and just put their bike down and waited until somebody stole their bike.
And so then you see people taking off and then they call the cell phone and it shocks their balls while they're sitting on the bike.
Yeah, I worked with Ian in San Diego, Friday night.
Fuck, he's funny, man.
He's such a good dude, too.
He's one of those guys that he's been writing for shows forever, so he hasn't been, like, touring a lot and doing the road a lot, but he's also been doing comedy for, like, 25 years.
He's one of the best guys in the world.
He really is.
He's, like, if there's one guy that people just don't know about, that I go, God damn, people should know about Ian Edwards.
Like, people are knowing about Tom Segura now.
I mean, he's doing his second Netflix special.
He just did it.
You know, everything's going great for him.
You know, Ari, obviously, everything's going great for Ari.
I think Duncan likes doing podcasts more than anything, which is fine because it's amazing.
I mean, it's really good.
He's really good at it.
He's one of the best...
Ranters like Duncan like when you do podcasts with him one of the things that happens you got to know like when to back off and just like let him rant because you don't want to trip up what he's doing because he gets in these like these like Linguistic waves that he starts riding and he just says this amazing colorful way of describing things and Sometimes he'll paint a picture that you wouldn't expect or you wouldn't have ever painted without it It's and that's that's something that you don't really do when you do stand-up in a way because like The beauty of his
style of doing podcasts, the entertaining aspect of it, doesn't translate into anything else but...
I mean, it does a little bit to stand up, but really it's just a beautiful style of ranting about subjects that's great for a podcast.
It makes it look super enjoyable and interesting.
But to that, I think that to him is more exciting and more fun than podcasts.
It certainly reaches more people because, obviously, if he's doing a show, unless he's putting it out on Netflix or Comedy Central or something like that...
He's doing stand-up for a couple hundred people at a time, or a thousand people at the most.
But if he's doing that podcast, his podcast is hitting hundreds of thousands every month.
I talked to her last night and she made it seem like their reasoning is that they don't want me to create a show using secrets that they use on the side.
See, like, if you steal some- Formulas, I don't know.
But what is that?
Like, that's the purpose of working for some place where you're making shit money.
When you work as an intern, say if you work for an intern for the Opie and Anthony show or whatever, the reason why they're not paying you shit is because you're learning about the business.
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Like, well, we're going to not pay you anything, and then what are you going to do?
You're going to learn shit here and then figure it out on your own, and then you can't be my slave anymore?
There's a Russell Peters thing, where Russell Peters said that the guy's a thief, and then after he said the guy stole from him, the guy stole from someone else, I saw the bit that Russell said he stole from him.
It's the same exact premise.
And if you saw Russell do it, that's probably exactly where he got it from.
And then there was a thing where he recently did a bit that was a straight-up Dave Chappelle bit from like the early 2000s, right?
Sam Kinison's having sex with the homosexual necrophiliac joke, that bit.
You know that bit.
People know that bit.
So if you try to steal that, come on, son.
You can't...
He didn't even mix it up a little, but he mixed it up a little with Russell.
With Russell, you could tell the origin was most likely the same, that he probably saw Russell do it, but it's a race joke, and it's vague enough, and the way he did it, he danced around it enough.
But, you know, Russell's the nicest fucking guy on the planet Earth.
He really is.
If Russell Peters says you're a piece of shit, I tend to agree.
Usually.
I mean, I don't know.
But it's...
Whatever, man.
You know, you also got to realize this fucking dude was doing it in South Africa.
It's like being on the moon.
It's like doing stand-up on the moon.
I mean, there's a few comics there, I'm sure, but their scene is...
It's so...
I mean, it might have been...
Their style to do other people's shit.
And I'm not exonerating them in any way.
But you gotta think, like, if you're in a band, okay, and you're in fucking Florida, guess what?
You're gonna do other people's music.
You know, if you really want to be a big band and you're learning and one day you guys want to be huge, you're gonna do some cover songs.
And in the world of stand-up, you don't do that.
In the world of stand-up, you can't get away with that.
But I guarantee you, there are some people right now that could be really good comedians someday.
And they're in some really obscure market in the middle of nowhere.
Or perhaps they're in some place that speaks Dutch.
Or some place that speaks French.
And they're stealing some Bill Cosby bit right now.
Or they're stealing some Bill Hicks bit right now.
That was always a big thing with Hicks.
There was a guy in Amsterdam that was doing stand-up in Dutch, and he was just stealing all of Bill Hicks' shit.
But some other guy who was bilingual realized it and was like, what is this?
In Montreal, it's a huge issue.
The French people up there, like the French-speaking, they do French-speaking shows.
And these guys will just...
Just gank dudes material.
Just gank Americans material and just translate it into France.
They don't leave that area.
It's a very centralized area.
Like Montreal and Quebec, totally.
They're very proud.
There's a giant population of French-speaking people.
And you can get away with doing a French-speaking act and steal a bunch of shit.
But...
If they are doing that, man, if they're listening to this, you gotta stop.
It's gonna fuck you up.
It's gonna ruin you.
It's gonna fuck you up.
Even if you're getting away with it now, you'll develop tendencies, and you're gonna want to steal when things aren't going well.
And those moments when things aren't going well, that's what defines you as a comic.
That's what pulls you out of the fire.
There's moments, I will tank bits on purpose when I'm working on shit.
I will take the energy down.
I will put myself in bad positions because it's the only way you learn how to get out of them and figure out, like if I don't believe in a bit that much, I'll do a strong part of a bit and then I'll back off of it and almost like put myself in a scared spot where I have to flail around to try to find a punchline.
I always have another bit on the ready.
To jump in with, to bring the crowd back.
But if you don't do that, and everybody does that.
Diaz does it that way.
Ari does it that way.
A lot of people do it that way.
We've talked about it.
We do it that way because that's the way you find shit, but you've got to go out in the deep water.
And people don't want to go in that deep water.
Those guys who steal, they never go in that deep water, man.
They go into those shallow kill zones, and they like to have these tight, nice, short, chopping sets where there's no pause, bam, bam, bam, next joke, oh my god, was that a pause?
But yeah, I think my next one that I'm going to do, which I'm going to probably do within the next six months.
I'm working out all the details right now.
I think I'm going to do it at the Ice House.
I'm at the Ice House October 30th, too, by the way.
Me and Ian.
And maybe Diaz might stop by for the 10 o'clock show.
But...
I think that's the future.
I think the future is just doing it old school at a club and you know having the production value be in the quality of the video itself so that it captures the room as accurately as possible but don't try to make it like this big swooping camera and all that bullshit.
I want people to feel like they're sitting down in the crowd.
I think the only way to do that is to put it in a small spot.
Because, you know, I'll do big shows.
I'll do these big shows.
And they're fun, man.
Theaters are fun.
It's a different kind of experience.
But the real show, we all know, the really fun show that's going to translate into sitting at home and watching it is like doing it at a comedy club.
They did an over-the-air update, which is something that I didn't know that they could do, but they said they're going to do it multiple times, and I think it's just in beta right now.
So Tesla has an autopilot and also an autopark.
The autopilot, I think it's just made for the freeway right now, but they've been testing it, and there's some video showing it used in New York on 12th Avenue.
And this is, I think, this looks like it's back on a movie lot, and they're showing that crazy button first, so it shoots up to 75 miles an hour, and then it's going to go into autopilot mode.
And you see it read street signs, and it's reading the white lines on the road.
Wow, Jesus Christ.
And then at the very end, it will stop it as it sees a car in front of it, too.
This is a video from Slash Gear so this shouldn't bother us too much.
To me, he's way more innovative because what Steve Jobs did was amazing, but it was all in the world of computing, which is arguably the reason why this guy's able to do this in the first place.
It's because these incredibly powerful computers and the access to them and changing the way people use the internet is probably what started this all off in the first place.
But what he's doing between this and the bullet trains, he's going to create these magnetic trains that can go across the country in a fraction of the time it takes to fly What kind of plane do you think he flies in?