Brian Redban debunks the Planned Parenthood fetal tissue hoax, exposing STEM Express CEO Kate Dyer’s staged discussions about shipping aborted remains—like severed heads—for research. Joe Rogan shifts to critiquing California’s wolf reintroduction, contrasting it with 5,000 African children dying daily from unclean water, while dismissing Nestlé’s water extraction as corporate greed. They then dissect Corey Feldman’s controversial "Cory’s Angels" group, linking his alleged exploitation of women to childhood fame and trauma, including past drug abuse and lost endorsements. The episode blends ethical debates, conspiracy skepticism (like flat Earth claims), and absurd art critiques—culminating in Rogan’s chaotic mix of humor, luck theories, and teases for future shows. [Automatically generated summary]
Ladies and gentlemen, the internet is a fucking crazy place.
I need some positive stuff, because I fucked up today.
This morning, got up this morning, did my usual stuff, checked my email, handled some business, was sitting there drinking a little kombucha, and I read my message board.
They were accused of selling fetuses, and actually not just selling fetuses, but making deals to deliver more intact fetuses, and talking about...
The body parts as line items, and I was like, well, come on, that can't be real.
So Call Me Pete is the gentleman who put it up on the website on the message board.
If you're having a problem, join that message board, by the way.
We switched hosts, and there was just a giant fuck-up along the way, and along the way there was something around...
13,000 spam accounts signed up that were just fake, like a bunch of numbers like 6-7-8-9-10, 6-7-8-9-10-11, 6-7-8-9-10-11-12, like that kind of shit, like a bunch of them, so we have to figure out a way to filter that stuff out.
But we'll let people in soon.
Anyway, the video, if you want to search for the video, the video on YouTube, if you really want to watch it, it's intact fetuses, in quotes, just a matter of line items for Planned Parenthood.
So I watch it.
And the video is disturbing.
First of all, it's disturbing the way this woman is talking about fetuses.
And, you know, it's kind of creepy the way she's talking about the...
There's buyers that want these specimens.
And I guess they're for medical tests or for scientific tests.
It's hard to sit through the whole thing.
Then they get deep into the video and that's where it gets really fucking disturbing because the people that are buying ask if they can see some of the product or some of the samples I think is the word they used so the woman says well from the abortion say they're all just in like a big pile and They they say well, it's okay.
We just you know, we would like to go see him so they go to this pile and And they start picking things out with tweezers, including fully intact arms with hands.
Like a little baby arm that's maybe, you know, an inch and a half long, two inches long, with fingers.
And, you know, they're talking about it like...
Like you would talk about like how you grow tomatoes like well if you get tomatoes that are like six weeks old They look like that if you get them that are 12 weeks old you get more more parts Dude, it's fucking Really disturbing because they're pulling these things out with tweezers.
Oh, this is a lung.
Oh, what is that?
Can you can you see the thalamus?
Well, it's hard to tell in this big pile.
It's a pile of parts man and it first of all If you've ever had an abortion, or you know someone's had an abortion, or you've had a girlfriend, or you personally, you don't think about what exactly is going on there.
But when you look at this pile of these parts, you're forced to recognize exactly what it is, and then you're forced to wonder what's going on through the minds of these people that are just talking about them and referring to them in quotes, just a matter of line items And there's this fucking pile of baby parts that they sucked out of a woman's body or a bunch of women's bodies.
I remember seeing this video because it was made for a recent bill or something like that in Congress that the anti-abortion people put as a shock video, a scare video, and I thought it was fully debunked.
I didn't know that that was the actual real thing.
I guess the video makes it show it was it's supposed to be one of those like gotcha videos Where it's it's it's mixing lies with like real stuff that they actually do in the video and I thought for sure it was debunked, but maybe I was wrong I didn't really look into it too much,
but well if you think it was debunked You can figure out a way to pull up a link that says it's debunked what Planned Parenthood hoax really proves right-wing extremists have no qualms or About destroying people's lives and when does this come out?
This came out July 16th This is that salon.com though by the way, which is an insanely left-wing site.
Yeah So let's just Google it just to say Planned Parenthood video White House says Planned Parenthood videos are fake.
Well, what's fake?
Yeah, I mean it's not the real people Um, okay.
New Planned Parenthood video.
Baby parts buyer jokes about shipping severed heads two hours ago from the Weekly Standard.
This is a new video.
The latest undercover Planned Parenthood video is an interview with Kate Dyer, CEO of an organization called STEM Express that buys aborted baby parts from Planned Parenthood and sells them to researchers.
There are no graphic images in this video, but Dyer's comments about shipping the severed intact...
I don't know what that word is.
Cal...
Calva...
Calva...
Calvarium?
Calvarium?
Hmm.
Calvarium.
Calvarium, or skull of an aborted baby, are bone chilling.
StemExpress, they say, I know we get requests for neural tissue.
It's the hardest thing in the world to ship.
The buyer says, you do it as a whole calvarium.
I guess that's the whole head.
And StemExpress says, yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's the easiest way.
And I mean, we've actually had good success with that in the past.
Bayer says, yeah, make sure the eyes are closed.
And then STEM Express, loud laughter, tell the lab it's coming so they don't open the box and go, oh God, laughter.
So yeah, whereas so many of the academic labs cannot fly like that, they're just not capable.
Bayer says, why is that?
I don't understand that.
STEM Express says, it's almost like they don't want to know where it comes from.
I can see that.
Where they're like, in quotes, we need limbs, but no hands and feet need to be attached.
We want to take it all off, like, in quotes, make it so that we don't know what it is.
I don't know what is debunked and what's not debunked about that, because it seems like in the conversation, I mean look, when they're digging through that bag of baby parts, which was the most disturbing part of it.
Look, if people are gonna get abortions, I personally do not have a problem with them taking the aborted fetal tissue and using it for scientific experiments because The aborted fetal tissue already exists.
They're already having abortions.
And if abortions are legal, shouldn't there be something done with that aborted fetal tissue that may be beneficial to humanity?
Shouldn't there be a way that they can experiment?
I mean, it's not like they're asking people to get abortions that would normally have kept the baby and loved them and brought them to adulthood.
They're going to have the abortions.
So if they are going to have the abortions, Is it such a bad thing to use that fetal tissue for scientific experimentation?
That's not the disturbing part about it.
The disturbing part about it is the visual aspect of seeing the body parts.
But, you know, what this article in the Huffington Post is saying is that what they did is they took shocking video of, you know, abortions, which is going to be disgusting anyways, and they're saying that, you know, Planned Parenthood's making all this money off of selling all the parts to, you know...
But what Planned Parenthood is saying is, no, we just donate it to scientists and people that want to use it for medical research.
And then according to the Hoaxer's website, it was a 30-month long investigative journalism study by the Center of Medical Progress documenting how Planned Parenthood sells body parts for aborted babies.
Jamie, scroll back down, back where you were again.
The details of the processes are enough to trouble anyone.
Non-medical people don't talk about the price of requesting removing or shipping organs, pieces of fush from place to place.
Most of us would freak out if we listen to professionals in the local hospital funeral home or medical examiner's office discuss Details about how a dying person's request to have their body parts donated For transplants or scientific research actually gets carried out.
It turns out the cadavers livers Okay, they don't walk themselves over to the local hospital or medical school for free I just don't understand the outrage was that for a lot of folks was that they were selling these Baby parts, right?
So there's a newly released video that just came out that's literally two hours ago online and this is the STEM Express CEO I don't know, man.
It's, um, it's fucking, it's just, it's really one of those things.
Abortion, it becomes one of those left or right issues where you're either a left-wing person, you support abortion, or you're a right-wing person, you think it's horrific.
Yeah, well, we all know people that are completely irresponsible and if you give them a way to justify anything and so they don't have to take responsibility for it and just take take it out of me You know, they don't want to think they don't see it in front of them.
They don't think of it as a baby The question really becomes, should you be allowed to do that?
And it's not my call.
I don't know whose call it is.
I don't know.
I mean, some people think it's their call.
Some people think that they should be blowing up abortion clinics and shooting doctors and, you know, they decide they're there to protect the children.
And that gets pretty fucked up, too.
It also gets pretty hypocritical because those are the same kind of people that are supportive of war.
You know, once your kid reaches 18, or if that kid's from another country, fuck them.
You know?
It's just weird.
But it was real weird looking at the unescapable reality of that video.
So whatever's fake or real in the conversations that they're having, there's no denying at all those body parts.
That and Cecil the Lion's cousin who killed a fucking safari guide.
In the same place where Cecil the Lion got killed, this fucking guy was leading walking photographic safari tours.
So the safari guide for the walking photographic safari tour...
Got taken out by a lion.
The lion was like, what are you doing outside the Jeep, you dumb fuck, and just jacked him.
It's hilarious that people are that stupid, that they think they can walk around where lions are walking around in this enormous, enormous park in Zimbabwe where lions are protected.
Have you ever been to one of those safari tours where the animals come right up and the lions and the monkeys just jump on your car or anything like that?
I've been to one of those wild animal parks in New Jersey to do that.
It was real weird.
It just feels goofy.
Like you're in your car and there's monkeys jumping on your car.
And they'll break your windshield wipers.
They do all kinds of fucked up shit to your car.
I don't even know if that place is still open anymore.
But...
It's just it's odd they would let you drive around in your car and You'd be on this tour and That means better I guess than the zoo but it's got to be fucked up for the monkeys because it's like The same thing is looking at people through glass except you're looking at people through glass that moves on rubber wheels And you're just looking at these people that are free and you're stuck in this enclosure and they're driving into your house and You know, they're on a road, but it was weird.
It's like, there's something fucked up about zoos.
Just something really fucked up about zoos.
All of them.
Less fucked up for some animals, like my joke about giraffes, that giraffes seem to be pretty happy at the zoo, like babies can feed them.
It's true, man.
My three-year-old, when she was three, we brought her to the zoo, and she was feeding giraffes with her hand, and there was no worry at all.
Everybody's laughing and having a good time.
No giraffe has ever fucked up a kid at the zoo for feeding it.
It's fucked up that the only way to save lions is to make them valuable for hunters.
Ultimately, that's the most fucked up thing about it.
The idea that there's two types of hunting for conservation that kind of makes sense to me.
When you have to kill certain animals because they're killing other animals.
If you have too many lions and you have to control the population, but that's not really the case.
That kind of hunting for conservation makes sense to me.
Or if there's like a lot of people don't realize that that rhino that that guy paid a shitload of money to shoot They were gonna kill that rhino anyway They had to kill that rhino because that rhino was killing other rhinos and when they do that they they have to This is like a non-viable male.
It's not breeding anymore And so it was attacking other males and killing them and it even attacked female and killed it they think so that's that's an animal they have to kill so if if you Get a guy who's willing to pay you a shitload of money to kill that rhino that you were already going to kill and then that money goes to conservation.
That makes sense.
So those are the two cases where hunting for conservation makes sense to me.
Other than that, hunting for food is the only thing that makes sense to me.
I don't get the idea of hunting like an animal just because you want to add it to your collection.
I think that's kind of fucked up.
The only time it makes sense is that it has to be killed.
They don't have to kill those lions.
There's not enough lions that they have to kill them.
It's not like there's an overwhelming number of lions, like they have to take them out because they're eating each other.
Like bears in Alberta, they got a real problem with bears in Alberta.
They have too many of them.
So that's why they let you kill two of them.
They're like, please come up here and kill some fucking bears.
And they have a real problem with wolves up there in B.C. They don't even have a limit.
You can kill as many wolves as you want in B.C. They want you to kill them because they're fucking everywhere.
They kill people's cows and those are the times where hunting for conservation Makes sense to me.
But this lion thing, these are rich dudes that want to go over there and they want to fill their trophy rooms up.
And that's a real natural reaction that people have that that's gross.
So just so everyone knows, I'm not on the side of killing lions.
Or anything.
Giraffes.
Anything.
Unless it's for food.
See, the thing about lions is...
Like, they kill that rhino.
Everybody ate that rhino.
The villagers came and they fucking...
They fed hundreds of people with that rhino.
Rhinos apparently taste good.
Like, rhinos apparently are like beef almost.
And that all these people were excited to cut off pieces of that rhino and have protein.
And it's apparently something that people have been eating since the pioneers came to America.
I never had it.
It's supposedly good with like a blueberry sauce.
They make like loin, like mountain lion loin.
I would try it.
I would definitely shoot a fucking mountain lion.
Those cunts ate my dog.
I don't like them.
I don't trust them.
They're just running around in our woods, and there's no shortage of them either, especially in California.
California is so goofy.
They don't have a mountain lion season in California because we don't have a Department of Fish and Game in California.
We have a Department of Fish and Wildlife.
It has a totally different nomenclature attached to it.
And because of that, It's run by wildlife lovers more than it's run by hunting advisors.
In every other state, they look at the game numbers, they look at the mountain lions, and they try to manage it accordingly.
And they also try to manage it because you get a lot of money from hunting tags.
In California, they're less concerned with that.
And because of that, they lose out on a lot of money on hunting tax because they'll have less hunters because they literally have less deer.
And the reason why they have less deer is because they have more mountain lions.
It's a real controversial thing with hunting in California as opposed to with every other state.
It's interesting.
It's all interesting stuff.
It's like what what people decide and not decide that you can eat because there's all or what you can kill because in these places where they have these hunting laws you just drive down the street like California drive down any street and you're just gonna pass by Jack in the Box and Burger King and chicken places and they're filled filled yeah California finally has wolves yay great wolves pack of wolves fantastic Wait.
There was a story that I tweeted the other day about...
Famous strongmen throughout history famous athletes throughout history and one of them was a guy who tried to Split these two trees and he got stuck in between the two trees and he got eaten by wolves This is like in the you know the BC days But, I mean, we've talked about this numerous times on the podcast, how many people throughout history have been eaten by wolves.
That was a huge issue until people started killing the fuck out of wolves.
And that's why we look at wolves now like they're our dogs.
We look at them like they're pets.
They were never pets before.
They were always these terrifying animals that That killed human beings.
That's why they were always a part of folklore.
That's why they were always a part of stories like the Little Red Riding Hood story or Goldilocks.
I mean, there's always the three pigs.
There was always stories of the big bad wolf because wolves were something that everybody was really scared of.
The wolves in Paris story from the 1400s.
Wolves killed, I think it was something like 40 people in Paris, France in the 1400s before they fucking rallied together and killed these goddamn things.
During World War I, the Russians and the Germans literally stopped shooting each other.
They had a ceasefire so they could kill wolves.
Because there were so many people getting killed by wolves, these soldiers would be on patrol and they would never find them.
They're like, what the fuck?
And they'd go and they'd find like a foot that was still stuck in a boot.
Yeah, and their bodies would be eaten.
Wolves would just, they were getting these super packs of wolves, of a hundred wolves together, and they would just kill people.
That's always been the case.
Just we eradicated them from our lives, and we no longer have a threat of wolves.
But now they implanted them, they took them from Canada, where they have a real problem with them, where, like I said, in BC, you can kill as many wolves as you want.
You can go to BC right now and you can kill 50 wolves today.
If you could find 50 wolves, you can kill them all.
And they want you to.
Because they're hard to kill.
They're hard to find.
They're smart as shit.
They work together in packs and they decimate moose populations.
They decimate elk, deer, cows, whatever the fuck they get ahold of.
They'll eat your dog.
They'll eat everything they get ahold of.
And that's what they do.
They run around and they eat things.
So some...
I'm sure goofy liberal conservationists decided to take these wolves and bring them from northern Canada and these big ass fucking gray wolves and bring them down to America.
Here's a picture that Jamie just pulled out.
Wolf attack.
Scroll down so I can read that again.
Wolf attack leads to state of emergency in Siberia's and Russia's Siberia region.
The governor of Russia's largest region has declared a state of emergency after a surge of wolf attacks.
Fuck wolves, man.
People are just so goofy.
We have this beautiful thing that we've created.
We've created an amazing thing in cities.
You know, you go to the grocery store, you get your food, you walk down the street, you hold hands for your kids, no one's looking over their shoulder for bears.
And because of that we have this real detachment from the rest of the natural world that is outside of our cities.
And we live our whole lives in these cities and our perspective of animals is completely shaped by these cities.
But these animals out there don't give a fuck about you.
They don't give a fuck about your city.
They exist to eat and kill things.
They don't have language.
They don't have culture.
They don't care about you.
And all our ideas about them are all from the Lion King and some fucking goofy-ass cartoons and movies, the anthropomorphized versions of these animals.
It's really ridiculous.
And that's where all this Cecil the Lion King shit comes from.
Meanwhile, Justin Wren, who was on the podcast yesterday, told us that 5,000 children under the age of five die every day in Africa from bad water.
Every day 5,000 human babies die because they don't have water and we're worried about a lion that by the way killed Who knows how many other lion babies because that's what they do when you see a male lion and he is successful and he runs a pride Yeah run fucking T that lion has been killing baby male lions because that's what they do and When the babies are born and it's not theirs,
they just fucking slaughter them.
They slaughter them.
When they go into a new kingdom and they take over and they fuck some females and she's got males, little male babies, they fucking slaughter them.
They chase them down and they kill them.
I put a video up of it on Twitter.
People went crazy.
They went nuts.
Call me an asshole for putting up a video of nature.
It's nature.
This is what happens.
So these people that are happy now.
We finally have wolves in California.
It's amazing.
One day you'll be walking with your little cocker spaniel and a wolf's gonna come along and eat you and the cocker spaniel.
Somebody released a funny video where they showed that photo of Steven Spielberg in front of the dinosaur, and they went to people on the street and go, what do you think about that?
And almost everybody was just like, I can't believe he did that.
I guess Nestle water just got caught from stealing a bunch of natural water, and so a lot of people are protesting Nestle for stealing California water while we're in this huge drought.
It says here, the most popular size bottle of Arrowhead is one liter, and it retails for 89 cents, putting the potential profit for Nestle in the tens of billions.
So they're just making billions of dollars on water that they've taken from us while we're going through a drought.
And it's also gross that there's a lot of crops that use this water, and there's a lot of waste involved, apparently.
There have been bills that were passed, like Arnold Schwarzenegger, when he was governor, said that they had come up with a solution, at least a partial solution.
And he was bringing it up to one of the other politicians and the politician was saying, even though this is an effective solution, I could never bring it before my people.
I can never endorse it because my people are the agricultural people and those are the people that keep me in office.
So I'm going to just tell you right now, well, we're just going to create a bunch of red tape and it'll never get passed.
And even though it's logical and it makes sense, I'll never support it.
He was like, what the fuck?
Like, this is what's wrong with politics, and this is what's wrong when you're dealing with people that are not really the representation.
They're not really representatives of people.
They're representatives of whoever got them in office.
They can pretend to be the representatives of the people.
Sort of like late-night preachers pretend to be the servants of God.
Well, late night preachers, they don't even want 10%.
They want everything you got.
One of the funniest things that they have conned people into doing is they figured out a way to tell people, like, I know you don't have any money.
I know.
I know times is tough.
But what you have to understand is you have to have faith in the Lord.
Give everything you can.
The Lord will give you that back tenfold.
Like they tell you, if you're broke.
So they're going after people who are desperate and broke.
And they had all these people that would give these speeches.
They would talk about what happened to them.
And they were saying, well, you know, I was broke, and I didn't have any money, and times were tough, and I was wondering how I was going to take my bills and how I was going to pay for food, but I had this $100 that I was going to use towards my rent, but I said, you know what?
I'm giving this $100 to God, and everybody starts cheering and clapping, and then from that, oh, Lord, I got a new job, and I got a new car, and everything happened, and people are clapping and cheering, and music starts playing, and they build it up, and they're just, like, making you come.
It's like this stimulation thing that they're doing, and they're actively targeting people so stupid that they really can't do anything about it.
Like these people, it's like the right people to rip off, because these people are broke, and the reality is most people who are severely broke, they're gonna stay broke.
The vast majority, whatever it is, 60, 70, 80%, pick a number, they're gonna stay broke.
And so that's the ones that they go after.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares about them.
You rip certain people off, people get really frustrated and angry.
I think religion is probably overall shrinking, but stupid people are always going to exist.
And so if you call it a religion, or if you call it a cult, I mean, there's a lot of organizations that don't necessarily have some sort of a deity at the top of their structure, but they're still the same thing.
It's one person who is, or one group of people, whether it's Scientology or anything else, One group of people that is offering you a solution for how to live your life, and they have all these guidelines that they have set up, and they want you to contribute, and they want your money.
They want your money, and they want your time, and they want you to donate.
Hustle maybe, but I know a girl, let me say this right, I know a girl that knows a girl, and that girl used to be one of his angels, and she left because it was too cult-like, and the things that you had to do, once a week they would have an orgy.
And then they would just do drugs, have an orgy, have people over.
And then the days after that orgy, you would work out, do yoga, eat healthy.
And she said to her friend how it was just like brainwashed girls looking for their chance in Hollywood.
And he would be like, oh no, you join this and you follow my plan.
Anyways, the episode goes really into that.
And it's watching them talk And watching how he reacts to the wife swap part of it, it's very interesting.
It almost seems to me that whatever had happened in his past, maybe with Michael Jackson or his childhood, is really affecting him as an adult because he's very...
This guy, like, let his wife fuck other people and then we're all together.
And he, you know, he came out of it.
And one of the things that he said to me when he came out of it, he was like, you know, he told me the story.
He goes, listen, man, they're all fucked up.
Anybody that's involved in that kind of situation is fucked up.
Like, they're all crazy.
Like, that's part of what it is.
But if you're in Hollywood and you're in, like, that, like, wannabe showbiz circle, there's plenty of fucked up people.
You can find plenty of people.
And if you can come up with some sort of a name for it, Corey's Angels or whatever the hell he calls it, yeah.
You could do it.
L. Ron Hubbard was a fucking moron.
He was a moron.
His books were terrible.
They were terrible.
If you listen to him talk, he was not a charming guy.
He was not articulate.
He wasn't brilliant.
He wasn't this guy that had this point.
Even David Koresh, although he's a dipshit and he played stupid songs or the fucking idiot in Australia that claims he's Jesus, they have a certain amount Of confidence and smoothness to them L. Ron Hubbard didn't have any of that and meanwhile Scientology became a gigantic organization.
I think for a lot of people The structure any sort of structure is comforting and they're looking for something So like you know to get back to the original point is religion going away There's gonna have to be something big that happens to human beings for religion to go away and I wonder if that big thing People would have to be able to clearly see what you know and what you don't know.
It would have to be a fundamental change in how we communicate.
Because when someone tells you, I know that if you give that $100, the Lord will pay you back tenfold!
If you say that to someone who's stupid, they go, God, he knows.
He knows the Lord will pay me back.
I've got to give that money, and the Lord is going to pay me back tenfold!
You know, you really believe it.
But if you could see that, oh, he doesn't really know that.
If there was like a light bulb that went over a person's head when they were telling the truth.
Or you could look in their eyes and you could see the numbers.
Like there was actual, you know, like a turkey tester?
And what was really sad is that Tommy Davidson was the guy that they swapped with, and he has, like, a nice family, kids, and so they brought the angel over to his house, and the angel's, like, getting, like, bachelor parties and naked people in his house in front of his kids.
But listen, man, if you're that guy and you have to be the guy that lets these girls fuck other guys because otherwise they're gonna get bored with you.
That's why I resent the fact that you're not supposed to use retarded for people that are idiots.
And then I went and used it for people that have legitimate issues.
He might be retarded.
There's something wrong.
There's something definitely wrong.
But it's also like, there's that thing that happens when you become like a Gary Coleman or like someone who's a personal, you're a punchline.
And you're kind of on the outside like that, where they get real freaky.
They get, like, they get desperado and it all becomes one attempt after the next to try to get attention.
You know, you see it a lot from reality stars that, like, their 15 minutes ends and then they start scrambling to try to, like, do new stunts and new different things.
Do you remember that kid who was on The Real World?
But the reason why I know it is because he was that guy that was like always doing exaggerated things and always being ridiculous to try to get attention.
It's a lot of those fucking people, man.
I mean, that's like what the reality show world sort of creates and produces.
And I think when you become famous when you're a little kid, your odds of developing as an adult, like a guy that we can hang out with and talk to, just a normal, balanced person, they're almost fucking none.
I've only met a couple of people that I know were famous when they were young that I could hang out with and talk to.
Like Ricky Schroeder, he's one of them.
Ricky's pretty goddamn normal for someone who has grown up in the public eye, but he has been kind of out of the public eye for a long time, and he's got a family.
He's very close to his family.
He's got a lot of interests.
He makes documentaries.
He hunts.
Ricky's a different sort of cat.
So he's like one of the few that like was famous when he was young that I could hang out with.
Two years ago, Corey Feldman told cops he was molested and named his abusers, but they did nothing because they were too focused on the Michael Jackson investigation, which seems suspect right there.
Yeah, which he said that he writes the relationship with Jackson was the healthiest in his life and that he never abused him, which, you know, whatever.
But he said he was molested and he told the cops who molested him and they did nothing.
He drove it down to Fatburger on the Strip two nights ago, and such a crowd came that he had to get a flatbed to take it home because he didn't want to drive it.
Why?
The article said he was too scared to drive it home through the crowd.
Each garden is like a different, like, oh, I'm in Japan now.
But they also have one of the best art collections ever, including like the Blue Boy and a bunch of really famous paintings where you're like, oh, that's interesting.
That's the, you know, the original Abraham Lincoln painting or whatever it is, you know.
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He can't wait till that interview is over so he could run out of there and throw a dress on and put some makeup on and some women's shoes and just rip his underwear apart and just take it from behind.
There's not a doubt in my mind that that guy can't wait until that interview is over for him to be himself.
He's barely holding it back like a dam.
Like a creaky wooden dam holding back the river of his gayness.
I say Melissa, but Melissa Etheridge thinks, and I love her to death, but she also thinks that if she's on a plane, everyone in the plane doesn't have to worry because she will not be in a plane that crashes because she creates her own reality.
It's like when we had Bert on, and Bert was talking about how he doesn't believe that you die.
He goes, prove you die.
I don't think you do die.
Prove you die.
I was like, you got a good point.
Can't really prove it, right?
I mean, you know that people have died in your life, and you know that things do die if you've ever seen a person die or seen a thing die.
Things die.
But do you die?
No, who knows?
Who knows if this is even real?
If you're listening to my voice, you have no idea if you die.
You really don't.
As far as you know, I am a figment of your imagination.
You have created this entire reality.
Everything from street lights to fucking clouds.
Everything is all a part of your absolutely spectacular and vivid imagination.
Every experience that you have, every sensory experience that you've taken in your entire life, may in fact be a part of your brain trying to make sense of your imagination.
But what he said was that you are not really thinking, like thinking as we know it, does not exist until you learn language.
And that until then, all you're doing is like having sensations and reactions to them, but you don't have reference.
You know when your mom is there, because your mom gives you love, you remember she gave you love, so you look forward to it, you cry to get her, and then she's in there, and you're like, the love is coming.
But you don't have an internal dialogue.
You don't know that, like, oh, here comes my mom.
Give up the tit, bitch.
Come on, I'm going to suck on some tit and get me some milk.
That's why it's funny when you have a meme with, like, a kid thinking, because you know the kids don't really think like that, or kids' words.
The idea is that once we develop a language, then we can put things into context.
And then we have words for all these things like chair, floor, door, light.
And we have this thing in our head like, man, someone shut that fucking door.
I'm tired of seeing that light come through.
And then you have that in your head.
If they would just shut that door, then the fucking light wouldn't come through.
God, I gotta get up in the morning.
And you have this internal dialogue.
And once that internal dialogue...
Comes on you know talking about anything else that you have a point of reference for or a word for then You're really thinking so what a kid is doing is like experiencing a bunch of things but not thinking about it They're not like recalling like they see it again.
They'll be scared like if the dog barked ah The dog freaked you out.
And you see the dog again.
The sound's coming.
But do you have this, oh, this fucking dog is going to start barking again.
Somebody shut him up.
That freaks me out.
They don't have that internal dialogue.
So that's why they don't remember anything.
That's why from the time where you're like a baby and you're newborn, what you really start remembering is once you hit like five, six, seven.
Once you have language and words.
Once you have words that you can recall.
Once you have things that you can bring up again.
My daughter will bring up stuff that happened to her when she was like three or four.
You know, she's like, remember that time we saw that thing?
And I'm like, yeah, that was pretty cool, right?
Like, yeah, that was cool.
Like, and she's five, and she'll talk about something that happened a year ago.
But it's because a year ago, she had language.
You know, she could talk a year ago.
But like, she doesn't bring up some shit that happened when she was one.
Well, my daughter, the first daughter, was talking really good at one.
It's weird.
Like, some of them start speaking really young.
Some of them, they speak later.
It's an interesting thing.
Like, when is someone officially thinking?
I think they think that I think it's like the idea is that at 48 days after conception the soul enters the body was like the Eastern mysticism view or some some ancient view of like when when a Fetus is viable when it becomes a person That 48 days and up until then it was just a bundle of soul or a bundle of cells takes 48 days to install the operating system Well, something's happening.
You know, you're accumulating so many different, you know, your brain is growing.
I had a dream about a girl that I haven't thought about in a long time.
I wake up and all I did for the rest of the day is like, oh, what's she doing now?
I should talk to her.
And then I texted her.
And I'm thinking, how interesting is it that something that I had no control of while I was dreaming was making me do stuff when I was awake?
And I was thinking...
How interesting that, you know, the whole shutting off when you go to bed and you're dead and, you know, when you're sleeping, you just don't know what's going on.
It is weird, though, to answer your question, that when you dream, you can dream about somebody and then when you're awake, you can think about that person.
That is weird that people, they get contained in your memories.
And sometimes they get contained incorrectly.
Like, why is it about, like, exes?
Like, you, like, generally, a lot of times people, like, especially if you had a good time with that person, you only remember the good times.
And then you get with them again, like you haven't seen them in forever, and you start talking to them, and you go, oh, I forgot, you're fucking negative.
Still negative and they're still like bitching about everything and complaining and always looking at the downside of things.
That's something that for whatever reason, absence makes the heart grow fonder.
You know, we eliminate those poor memories and only want to think about the good stuff.
Do you remember when they were saying that Santa Claus, they were doing a black Santa Claus and Megyn Kelly got really mad on Fox TV? Did you ever see that?
They gotta be careful, though, that that kid doesn't find out who did it and beat the shit out of them.
The problem with...
Yeah, man, but fucking why is it a natural instinct for people to do that to little kids?
It's a natural instinct, right?
Like for those big kids to pick on little kids, it seems like almost like a natural instinct.
It's a fucked up instinct because like if you're bullied, like bullying for me led me into martial arts and it helped me ultimately.
Like that fear of people kicking my ass led me to go and train and do martial arts.
But, for some people, they don't do anything about it, and they have a particularly evil...
My bullying was very gentle.
Nothing bad happened.
Nobody put me in the hospital.
Nobody stole things from me or terrorized me.
I just was scared of certain kids, and certain kids fucked with me, and I avoided them.
I'd see them in the hallway, and I'd go the other way.
I'd try to find another way to get to the bus, or go way all the way around.
Look around the corner, make sure that a certain kid that I was scared of wasn't there.
But it was fairly mild as far as bullying goes.
But we all know somebody who's like beaten up by bullies.
That shit can change your life, man.
It could devastate your confidence.
It could ruin your whole year.
It could lead to depression.
It could lead to drug use.
Like and I don't know what the fuck can be done for that other than I've always suggested that Teaching kids martial arts in school would be a great way to avoid bullies because Avoid bullying because they would develop confidence and they would develop discipline and they would understand That that kind of shit is pathetic that running around and beating on kids like this kid that you're talking about and They actually not only do martial arts in school,
You know Malcolm Gladwell, he's got a book called Outliers, about people that perform really well at things.
And one of the things that he brought up in this book was how important being successful is, being born at a certain date.
But a certain time a certain time of the year because if you're born at a certain time in the year you miss the cutoff and you're older than the other kids in your class and so like they were talking about like hockey players and that something about like it was like you know X amount of players a huge percentage of them were born later They had a rule or something, I think, in Canada.
Yeah, so if you're one of those kids that's like nine months younger than the other kids that are the you know They're all 12 right, but one kid is like nine months older or ten months older.
That's fucking significant Really significant when it comes to sports and his theory is and it's it's really correct that the advantage that those kids have by being older Leads them to get better as well like one of the things about jujitsu This is a very important lesson for anybody who knows jujitsu because a lot of people don't like this aspect of jujitsu.
Some people have this meathead idea that the way to get good at jujitsu is to go against the hardest guys, get your ass kicked, and that's how you learn.
Actually, that's the wrong way to learn.
The best way to get good at jujitsu is to strangle blue belts.
You go and you find people that are just learning, but they're not as good as you, and you choke the fuck out of them.
That's how you get really good at your technique.
And people say, well, that's bullying.
Well, It is important for the blue belt to, at some point, spar with black belts.
It is important.
Or purple belts or brown belts.
Because you need to know that there's a higher level of proficiency, there's a higher level of skill, and then there's a shorter distance in between points that these guys are hitting.
They're cutting the chase, they're capitalizing on very small openings, and they...
They clamp down, and when they capitalize on these small openings, they get submissions quicker.
So you have to know that there are guys that are better.
That's important.
But to drill, the most important thing is drilling.
And when you drill, you drill with someone of your level, and you just practice on each other.
Like, you choke me, and you'll do it twice, and I'll choke you, I'll do it twice.
And it's just practice.
And maybe you resist like 50%.
Sometimes when you're doing a drill and I'll pretend to be resisting, I'll resist a little bit so that you strangle me because that simulates real life.
It simulates how it would be and you're supposed to be building your muscle memory.
But the real way to do it after you do that to get it really sharp is to practice on people with a limited amount of proficiency.
Just to choke the shit out of them.
So that's like the way that you ultimately get better is to practice on people that aren't quite as good as you.
And then you eventually develop and you get to a point where, you know, that seems kind of impractical, you know?
One of my best friends growing up, the whole time we were playing sports, his birthday is a week after mine, but he's a whole year older than me, and so he played sports with us the whole time.
He's smaller than me and doesn't look like he's bigger than all of us, but he would beat the shit out of every single person we would play, every sport, football, basketball, baseball, track, when we got to high school.
For some reason, he was better than everyone in that, too.
He was a ninth grader, and he was a starting freshman running back on the varsity team in the newspaper.
Yeah, well, that's a big deal, because your body develops very rapidly.
At a young age, and so these young kids that are older than everyone else in their class, they have this significant advantage, and that advantage, according to Gladwell, it accelerates them onto success as a professional.
That because you have an advantage, you continue to get better, and you can exercise that advantage over other people, which sharpens your skills.
Just like, you know, the idea of taking, you know, getting really good because you're strangling blue belts.
It's not good for the blue belt, but it's good for you.
Because you're already ahead of them, so you're going to get better and better and better and better.
Well, you're also like late in the year, you know?
I forget what they said, what year it was, what Gladwell said, or what time of year, rather, was the best to start.
It was an interesting thing, too.
He had a thing talking about what the best year to be born was, like in the 20th century.
And it was like in the early 1930s, because it was right after the Depression was over, and like right after World War I, So, like, there was a lot of jobs to be had, the economy was booming, and then you were at the front of the line for, like, this big baby boom that came on after that, before World War II. So you would be in positions of management, you would have these advantages.
It's really interesting when you think about, like, how lucky...
You can be or how unlucky you can be in certain situations and how that, like we're talking about bullying, can sort of flavor your whole life.
Like an unlucky roll of the dice can flavor your whole life.
And also he was talking about people that were born and that went through World War I. And he was like, well, even if you went through it, by the time you were out of the military, by the time you were trying to establish your life, you were already in your 40s.
Like, you're already, like, trying to start a career at a time where most people are already clearly established.
Really interesting when you really stop and think about, like, most of us don't engineer our lives.
You sort of just make the best with what you've got.
But there's a lot of consequences.
There's a lot of factors that play on behind the scenes that we really don't take into consideration when you consider, when you really think about, like, where you are in life.
I mean, hard work and dedication and focus, all those things are hugely important.
The ability to stick with something, the ability to put in the work, to get up, to be disciplined.
But also, there's a lot of shit that you don't have anything to do with, man, that absolutely factors in.
But then there's that bitch-ass part of people that go, well, he's only fucking...
He got there because he's lucky.
You know, he's only playing football for the fucking Dodgers.
Like, there's certainly luck involved in everything that happens.
But there's a lot of other people that were trying out for that same show that were probably just as qualified as me, especially the first show, and they didn't get it.
Because they probably choked.
Maybe my luck was that I had gone through martial arts competitions, so I was less likely to choke.
Because I had done scarier shit, so I was used to performing under pressure.
So maybe there was luck in that.
Luck in the fact that I had this background.
But that's not necessarily luck either, because that was fucking hard to do.
So it's like this black and white thing that people want to put into, you know, when you look at, like, this guy succeeded because of hard work.
Well, maybe.
Maybe he succeeded because of hard work and what time of the year he was born and that he was older than the other kids in his class and he worked hard and he got there.
There's a lot of factors.
There's a lot of fucking factors in everybody's success.
There's a new drone prototype that Sony just released, and it can carry up to 22 pounds of cargo, and it can go up to 106 miles an hour and fly up to two hours.
Like, not just like for jets, like for fighter jets.
Like, look at the whole front end of that thing.
Why can't they fill that up with fucking passengers and have that big circle in the center be that helicopter thing that makes it just take off straight?
It's going to be a real problem for amateur pilots, for sure.
I mean, if they fill the skies, if they become so many of those things, I mean, think about if these things become as common as, I mean, they probably won't, but as cell phones.
And they're just flying around all over the place.