Oct. 17, 2012 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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| That sound that you hear, ladies and gentlemen, is not a real cat. | ||
| That was actually me. | ||
| So if you're allergic to cats, don't fucking freak out right now, man. | ||
| The Joe Rogan Experience. | ||
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What? | |
| What the fuck's my name? | ||
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It's 20%. | |
| No, 20% is what I'm saying. | ||
| Double what it normally is. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. | ||
| It's double what the code Rogan is. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that's just today. | ||
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| All right? | ||
| Get some shroom tech. | ||
| Get some new mood. | ||
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| I mean, it sounds crazy, but there are supplements that enhance your brain chemistry. | ||
| That's not what they really sound like when they're rolling around. | ||
| They're magical. | ||
| What it is, it's 5-HTP and L-tryptophan. | ||
| And it's got sort of a time-release quality to it because 5-HTP is what turns into serotonin, and it's what your body uses to make serotonin. | ||
| And L-tryptophan is what your body converts into 5-HTP. | ||
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| You can take them during the day too. | ||
| But most people take it at night before they go to bed. | ||
| And you'll feel great. | ||
| It helps the way you sleep. | ||
| It helps your dreams. | ||
| AlphaBrain will fuck with your dreams for sure. | ||
| That's one thing. | ||
| If we just sold them just as dream pills, forget about what it can do for your memory and all the other different shit that it can do for you. | ||
| But just what it does for your dreams. | ||
| You'll have really trippy dreams, most likely. | ||
| For me, they're much more lucid and I remember them more for some reason. | ||
| My retention is way better. | ||
| I took some last night and had crazy dreams. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What'd you dream? | ||
| I can't talk about it. | ||
| But it was with Dana Diarmond, who's a friend of mine. | ||
| It was really awkward. | ||
| It's really awkward that you dreamed about her sexually? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It would be funny if she wasn't a porn star. | ||
| It would be hilarious if she wasn't in like... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| They're like violent gangbang ones. | ||
| So you like her. | ||
| She's a nice person. | ||
| Like, I enjoy being around her. | ||
| It wasn't like a sex dream like that. | ||
| It was like a romantic dream that became sexual and it was very awkward. | ||
| Oh, it was a romance. | ||
| It's a love thing. | ||
| You have some secret love, and Alpha Brain brought it out. | ||
| That's beautiful, man. | ||
| Everybody needs love. | ||
| Even porn stars need love. | ||
| They need love more than anybody. | ||
| Maybe you're the guy, dude. | ||
| You're the guy to bring it out. | ||
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What do you do? | |
| You do animated gifts in fucking audio family? | ||
| You have animated sparkle gifts. | ||
| Please don't do that for MySpace. | ||
| Bringing MySpace back, bitches. | ||
| It's still up. | ||
| You can go. | ||
| There's people on it every day. | ||
| I logged in the other day and I was trying to do some stuff and it was not working. | ||
| And then somebody said that they're selling MySpace and restarting it and you're just going to lose all your stuff that was there. | ||
| Oh, so they're going to try. | ||
| A new company is going to take over, try to make a cool game. | ||
| I don't know if that's true, but that's major. | ||
| That's just what someone told him. | ||
| So does he Google it? | ||
| Nay, nay. | ||
| He just reports. | ||
| I don't even want to Google MySpace. | ||
| I'll bing it. | ||
| You don't give a fuck. | ||
| You're fucking shady. | ||
| I love it. | ||
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| They're significantly less with the manufactured retail prices. | ||
| I think it's like, we sell them for more than $100 less than the retailers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're trying to sell shit as cheap as possible. | ||
| The idea behind Onit is to sell you guys the best process. | ||
| Yeah, the actual price, the MSRP is $6.59, and we sell them for $4.54. | ||
| Wow, that's cool. | ||
| The best possible shit are the cheapest we can sell it. | ||
| So like the kettlebells, this is the best possible kettlebells we can buy. | ||
| They have nice fat handles. | ||
| They're excellently made. | ||
| They're solid steel. | ||
| These fucking iron things. | ||
| They'll last forever. | ||
| You only need to buy them once in your life. | ||
| And these giant iron cannonballs that you swing around, they'll be your exercise equipment forever. | ||
| Same with the battle ropes. | ||
| You're never going to break them. | ||
| They're giant ropes that you use to make fucking, they pull ships and shit. | ||
| You just whip these bitches around and you get in awesome shape. | ||
| So go get on that. | ||
| Go get on it. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| Just do it. | ||
| O'Brien. | ||
| I'm going to make an animated one of that. | ||
| We need an O'Brien. | ||
| An O'Brien animated. | ||
| Like an animated gif. | ||
| I had a lot of fun playing with the Grass-Fed guy yesterday. | ||
| He was awesome. | ||
| He was really cool and interesting. | ||
| That guy was smart as fuck. | ||
| He scared the shit out of me. | ||
| I've been thinking about it a while ago. | ||
| It was like, you know, when you see a movie and sometimes you're like, oh, that was a good movie. | ||
| Then there's other movies you see and you think about it for like the rest of the night. | ||
| You want to talk about it while you're eating. | ||
| It's kind of like that guy. | ||
| I want to listen to it again and try to dissect what that fucking guy was saying half the time. | ||
| Let's talk about that later. | ||
| Let's get through this fucking ransom commercial we're stuck in. | ||
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Go to onit.com and buy some shit. | |
| Go to DeathSquad.tv and buy some shit. | ||
| The November 11th tickets are sold out, though, you fuckheads. | ||
| He missed out. | ||
| You can't go to see now Tom Segura. | ||
| It was Brendan Walsh, but Brendan and Brian. | ||
| It's not completely sleepover. | ||
| There's a Dayton show now, November 8th. | ||
| And there might be a second Columbus show because that one's almost sold out, if not sold out, already. | ||
| Well, it's far enough away. | ||
| Put on tickets for Sip. | ||
| Besides, if you haven't seen Tom Segura, Tom Segura right now is like on fire. | ||
| This kid is fucking hilarious. | ||
| He's one of the best comics in the country. | ||
| If you want to talk about an underappreciated guy that's hilarious, Tom Segura. | ||
| That's who I believe. | ||
| He doesn't get talked into consideration as the best comics out there. | ||
| He makes me laugh as much as anybody. | ||
| He's a beautiful man. | ||
| He's a sexy beast. | ||
| And he makes him with Doug Benson and Tony Hinchcliffe. | ||
| It's going to be ridiculous. | ||
| It's going to be fun. | ||
| It's going to be fun. | ||
| So go check that shit out, Ohio, you fuckheads. | ||
| The End of the World Show is still on. | ||
| Tickets are available. | ||
| Go to Live Nation. | ||
| You can find them. | ||
| You can find them somewhere buried in my Twitter feed. | ||
| But it's going to be Honey Honey Band. | ||
| The first time we've ever done anything with a band. | ||
| But they're so cool. | ||
| How could we not? | ||
| So Honey Honey Band, Joey Motherfucking Coco Diaz, Doug Stanhope, and me. | ||
| And it's December 21st, 2012 at the Wiltern Theater in L.A. And shit's going to get crazy, bitches. | ||
| Hey, when is the Mayan calendar actual clock? | ||
| Mayon. | ||
| Where's the Mayong clock? | ||
| What actual time is it? | ||
| Like, or their time is it like 12, 12, 12? | ||
| Well, I don't think they have. | ||
| It's just, I think you have to take their calendar and then you have to correspond it to our, you know, whatever it's called, Agrean. | ||
| What is the arcana calendar called? | ||
| What is the technical term? | ||
| Gregorian? | ||
| Gregorian. | ||
| Yeah, so I don't think we should talk about that in the middle of a commercial. | ||
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| Brian's t-shirts are available. | ||
| And hired Primate is all monkeys and mushrooms. | ||
| And they're softer. | ||
| I'm a silly man. | ||
| All right, ladies and gentlemen, this podcast, we're going to try to keep it as light on the gloom and doom as possible because the subject matter is absolutely fucking hideous. | ||
| It's not Tingable, right? | ||
| Trap app. | ||
| No, this is a Tingmund. | ||
| Thanks, though. | ||
| First three weeks of Tingmund. | ||
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Podcast by night, all day. | |
| First of all, thank you guys for enduring those commercials. | ||
| This is the least professional piece of broadcasting you'll ever be a part of. | ||
| We're trying to be as minimalized and as easily dismissed as we can. | ||
| So we're just going to do bad stuff from here on out. | ||
| Yeah, I've decided to lay low. | ||
| There's too much bad information out there. | ||
| The more I read about what's going on, the more you read about the government, the more you read about corruption and censorship and what's really going on behind the scenes. | ||
| It's fucking depressing. | ||
| Do you guys feel that? | ||
| Who I'm talking to is Abby Martin, David Seaman, and I'm sorry, David's. | ||
| What is the exact manager? | ||
| I'm his online campaign manager. | ||
| Campaign manager. | ||
| What's your name, buddy? | ||
| Del Cameron. | ||
| Del Cameron. | ||
| Dale? | ||
| Dale? | ||
| Del. | ||
| Del. | ||
| Compact. | ||
| Like, Dell, like, the computer? | ||
| Right. | ||
| You ever do you use Dell products? | ||
| You'd feel silly? | ||
| Damn it. | ||
| If I was using a Rogan laptop, I'd be like, yeah, look at that bitch, same name, what's up? | ||
| I would feel weird about that. | ||
| Doesn't bother you? | ||
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No. | |
| No? | ||
| Good for you, man. | ||
| I mean, I'm not being serious. | ||
| Oh, Cordell. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But I'm a junior, and that's just too confusing sometimes. | ||
| Does your father talk with a southern accent? | ||
| Please, I guess. | ||
| That would be awesome. | ||
| If he's Cordell. | ||
| He's Texan. | ||
| Cordell. | ||
| Cordell. | ||
| Cordell Jr., come over here. | ||
| Cordell. | ||
| I'm going to touch you about life. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| You guys are all very young, and you're all very idealistic. | ||
| You're all very, you're the new breed of journalists. | ||
| And we're seeing this because of what's going on, because there's so much censorship, and because CNN and Fox News, they've gotten to be what you've got to think of as untrustworthy sources. | ||
| For the simple fact that they don't concentrate on everything. | ||
| There's a lot of shit that's really important that they don't cover. | ||
| But meanwhile, they'll find the time to cover ridiculous shit. | ||
| They'll find the time to cover some nonsense celebrity Kim Kardashian Kanye West story. | ||
| They'll find that time. | ||
| They'll fit it in. | ||
| But they won't find the time to discuss the NDAA. | ||
| They won't find the time to discuss these buildings that they're making in Utah where they're going to store everybody's information. | ||
| They need to be discussing this. | ||
| That's what journalism is supposed to be for. | ||
| Everyone knows this now. | ||
| And because of you guys, because of this new breed of young kids who grew up with the internet, who grew up with this massive access to information. | ||
| And this model that they've got in place for how shit runs is whack. | ||
| And it's not going to work. | ||
| It's not going to work. | ||
| It's like almost like a religious model. | ||
| It's like you have to believe in it as a religion and you have to trust the government in full faith for it to work at all. | ||
| And the only way they're actually getting people to go along with that is by connecting it to religion. | ||
| They connect it to the really simple-minded folks. | ||
| That whole God and government thing and God is on our side. | ||
| It really does become sort of a religious variable. | ||
| It becomes like the reason why it's working is because we've got this weird wacky thing in us. | ||
| We're willing to believe shit that doesn't make any sense. | ||
| And there's a lot of you guys that are coming up that aren't doing that. | ||
| You're standing up and you're saying, the information that you're getting is not exactly what's happening. | ||
| And they're lying through omission also. | ||
| It's not so much that they're running stories saying, don't worry about NDAA. | ||
| It's that they're not covering it at all. | ||
| And they think that something else is more important. | ||
| So instead, it's, let's talk about Mitt Romney's tax returns from the 90s and let's not focus on something that is happening right now. | ||
| How did that happen? | ||
| How did they, are they just bought and paid for? | ||
| I mean, what is it? | ||
| Some of them, I think that's... | ||
| I mean, it's not for truth-telling. | ||
| I mean, they can legally lie, so it's just a profit-making industry. | ||
| They're not supposed to tell you the fucking news. | ||
| I mean, they sell shit to you. | ||
| They sell fear, and they sell sensationalism. | ||
| That's what sells. | ||
| There's a huge entertainment value to it, and that's why they have so many people watching. | ||
| When did the sellout begin? | ||
| Was it only? | ||
| Yeah, during the deregulation era when we had, you know, it went from like 60 companies to now five corporations control everything that you see and read in the mainstream. | ||
| General Electric, I mean, the biggest fucking weapons contractor owns MSNBC, NBC. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, and the fact that there's ads running during news programs itself, like, I mean, it takes it away from like the viewers aren't really the customers anymore. | ||
| The ad agencies are, and the viewers, we're more of a part of like a product because they're selling our, you know, the fact that we're viewing to so you think, I mean, well, that would be actually a good way to allocate government funds, right? | ||
| Wouldn't it be to have like an independent news source that was funded completely and totally by tax dollars and had nothing to do with any commercials whatsoever? | ||
| That's what RT is. | ||
| Is that what Russia is? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| For Russia. | ||
| That's what you work for, right, David Martin. | ||
| The Russian Times is RT, right? | ||
| Russia Today. | ||
| Russia Today, I'm sorry. | ||
| Are they accurate with stuff that goes on in Russia? | ||
| That is questionable. | ||
| It's like the BBC in London. | ||
| So you're not going to cover Putin, obviously, like very unfavorably. | ||
| You're probably not going to call it the elections as being stolen or whatnot. | ||
| But in terms of RT America, which is where I work, we just focus wholeheartedly on American foreign policy and domestic policy. | ||
| So that's really where my head's at. | ||
| I mean, we don't see Russia going around and colonizing the rest of the world. | ||
| So I'm kind of picking my battles here and working for the United States. | ||
| They still keep a gangster in Russia. | ||
| Yeah, they're keeping it gangster. | ||
| They still keep it gangster. | ||
| I mean, they're keeping it as gangster as any real evolved civilization can. | ||
| I mean, it's really important. | ||
| Again, because of the internet, because of this access to information that we have now, we're kind of really seeing the true shape of these things. | ||
| Whereas before, it was all hidden behind, you know, nobody had access to information. | ||
| Nobody knew about... | ||
| many people have actually like read a bill how many people have actually it's it's And that's why they need broadcasters that are actually going to read it and relay the information accurately. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So what should it be? | ||
| Should it be that the news is completely non-commercial? | ||
| Should it be that the news is state-funded? | ||
| But you can't tell these fuckheads where to spend money. | ||
| That's the most annoying thing about giving out taxes. | ||
| Some of the networks don't appear to be The networks that are supposedly operating for profit are making decisions that are against their own commercial interests to instead promote propaganda, which is worrying. | ||
| And why wasn't that covered? | ||
| WikiLeaks is a massive story in every possible way. | ||
| There's a lot of sensationalism out there. | ||
| So something's happening behind the scenes that is not purely driven by profit. | ||
| It's driven by ideology. | ||
| Somebody is being told or somebody believes that this should not be shown to the public. | ||
| And that's the answer. | ||
| Well, that's where it gets really scary is when it surpasses the money-making, like the PayPal thing when they tried to block funds to Bradley Manning. | ||
| And you're like, you're working against your interest to make money to try to fucking promote some sort of government narrative or lock. | ||
| You're going to make money off of that. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| A lot of greed's easier to understand than what you're talking about. | ||
| Yeah, it's really confusing. | ||
| Like when you see these things like the NDAA. | ||
| For folks who don't know, let's just give a brief overview of what the NDAA actually means to people. | ||
| Just so we know why, well, they know rather why we're upset. | ||
| Why don't you just explain it in a nutshell? | ||
| The NDAA is normally passed every year. | ||
| It's our defense appropriations bill. | ||
| So it pays for the troops' salaries and all of our spending overseas and various military things. | ||
| In this last year's bill in 2011, they snuck in a provision, Section 1021, which appears to allow for the imprisonment without trial of American citizens on suspicion alone. | ||
| And that's what has caused all of the uproar. | ||
| Why was this thing snuck in as something that they pretty much need to pass? | ||
| Why did Obama claim that he wanted to veto it, and then he withdrew his veto threat and signed it into law at like 11.30 p.m. on New Year's Eve when nobody was paying attention? | ||
| And then I said it's like the sneakiest move I've ever seen in my lifetime from a president, the single sneakiest move. | ||
| And then he issues a signing statement saying, I did it. | ||
| I had reservations about it, but I'm not going to use it. | ||
| And you're like, oh, okay, maybe he gets it. | ||
| Maybe he just had to sign it for some reason that we don't know about. | ||
| And then his lawyers in court have tried incredibly ferociously to hang on to this power. | ||
| And we've seen two rounds of that now, and it's gotten very serious. | ||
| I think the next stop, I mean, it already went through a three-judge panel in the appeals court, and they ruled in his favor. | ||
| So we're getting pretty close to the Supreme Court at this point. | ||
| I think they have to see another, there's another round of something that the appeals court can go through. | ||
| But it's scary that Obama claims he doesn't want this, and yet his lawyers are working very diligently to make sure that he has it. | ||
| It appears to me that either they know something that we don't know, or there is a systematic sort of a psychosis involved in governing people. | ||
| And when you're in a position where you have the power to tell people what to do, it does not seem like a natural position. | ||
| And it seems like this us versus them mentality that can come about it, it gets to a point where they're willing to sacrifice lives of people that are supposed to be on their team. | ||
| They're willing to do that in order to push their agenda. | ||
| When you hear about stuff like that, and you hear about the false flag events and the planned false flag of act false flag event that they were going to do in Iran, what about Operation Northwoods in the 60s? | ||
| Yeah, that's well documented. | ||
| Well documented that they were going to blow up a drone airliner and blame it on Cuba. | ||
| They were going to arm Cuban friendlies and have them attack Guantanamo Bay. | ||
| And they were going to blame all this shit on Cuba so we can go to war with Cuba. | ||
| They were just going to kill people. | ||
| They were going to kill Americans. | ||
| They were going to kill soldiers. | ||
| They were going to attack bases. | ||
| You know, I mean, there easily could have been completely innocent Americans that have died because these guys wanted an excuse to get into war. | ||
| Well, why the fuck would anybody want to do that? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| What is it where you would be a person who's in government? | ||
| You're supposed to be the leader of these people, but you're doing something that's completely contrary to the wants and needs of any of the people. | ||
| I think leadership has become kind of cannibalistic, where they're like, okay, we need to keep you safe, but in order to do that, we have to strip you of your rights. | ||
| It's like you're destroying the things that the terrorists supposedly hate us for. | ||
| You're taking away our core freedoms and turning us into a Middle Eastern regime. | ||
| Yeah, but they're consciously doing it. | ||
| They're not thinking. | ||
| And they don't believe that shit. | ||
| Who's doing this? | ||
| Who is the person? | ||
| Who is the group? | ||
| Is it follow the money? | ||
| Is it the top of the corporation? | ||
| It's the corporate machine. | ||
| I mean, corporations control the body-elect. | ||
| Not just any corporation, it's defense contractors. | ||
| Defense contractors, Monsanto. | ||
| There's a few keynote. | ||
| But I mean, it's the insatiable urge for more control. | ||
| I mean, when you have the technology at your fingertips and it's just exponentially growing, you just want, it's the insatiable urge to control that. | ||
| If there's facial recognition technology, you want to seize that. | ||
| You want to fucking tap into all that shit and just have the grid, just because you can. | ||
| I think anything, like, become, you can rationalize anything, you know, for them as long as it's, like, supporting the business interests of the United States as opposed to anything else. | ||
| Like, I think that they're, that's one of their majority. | ||
| Isn't that a sickness? | ||
| Like, sociopathic. | ||
| It's like sociopathic. | ||
| That it could Be so pervasive that it could be thousands of people. | ||
| It could be people working together along with people that signed up for the military to supposedly protect this country. | ||
| They could be involved in this nonsense. | ||
| These people are hopped up on episodes of Homeland and they believe their own internal memos that people like me, journalists and independent politicians who don't side with one party, and people who are fucking college students who have backpacks and little cameras to record stuff, that those people are potential terrorists. | ||
| It's absolutely insane. | ||
| Start believing their own lie. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, just nobody challenges it. | ||
| Nobody's saying, no, that's bullshit. | ||
| So over time, people go, maybe this is the way it is. | ||
| Maybe these people are terrorists. | ||
| They are undermining our system, right? | ||
| Maybe journalists are terrorists. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| So why isn't this discussion ever going mainstream? | ||
| Why is this discussion completely avoided? | ||
| But even like Bill Maher show, they don't talk about this like this. | ||
| Well, I mean, what we're trying to do is turn the mainstream away from the TV and bring it over to us instead of going mainstreamstation. | ||
| Yeah, but even, I mean, yeah, Bill Maher toes the line to a lot of TV establishments. | ||
| I mean, you've got to find new media. | ||
| People are going to be able to do it. | ||
| Has Bill Maher even brought this up? | ||
| No, Bill Maher fucking pulled out his giant checkbook, gave a million dollars to Obama's fucking super PAC, dude. | ||
| Bill Maher's totally towing the line. | ||
| I mean, it's sad. | ||
| You know, you can fall in line with so much of what he says, and at the end of the day, he's just like, and that's why you need to donate money to Obama. | ||
| You're like, what? | ||
| Fuck out of here. | ||
| Yeah, I don't get it. | ||
| I mean, maybe it's to get guests on. | ||
| Maybe if he doesn't play the game, he can't run a show the way he wants to run a show. | ||
| I think it's a status symbol. | ||
| I think people donate large amounts of money to political campaigns just so that people know that they did. | ||
| They can. | ||
| I might be right. | ||
| Well, not everyone, but I think a lot of people do that. | ||
| It's like philanthropy for people, you know, like charities. | ||
| There are county philanthropists. | ||
| I mean, philanthropy is. | ||
| It's all braggy and shit about their philanthropy. | ||
| Yeah, it's the same thing to me, I think. | ||
| The reason that the dialogue is not inserted in the mainstream, because the problem with the media, other than, of course, the fact that it's controlled by corporations, is that it's partisan. | ||
| So it's divide and conquer. | ||
| I mean, they bring up these really divisive issues that no one can agree on in a country of 380 million people just to keep us fighting when really we can all agree on the huge issues that we don't want to fucking invade the entire planet and spend, you know, just waste millions and trillions of dollars by killing people. | ||
| I mean, I think we can all agree on those things, but they like to keep us fighting with each other. | ||
| And so you have these networks like MSNBC, Fox News, CNN, they're all partisan and they all push these narratives that don't broaden up the scope to undermine the actual rhetoric of the establishment line, which is really, you know, they toe that line to keep people in line. | ||
| And that's the problem. | ||
| That's why they pull abortion out of the pocket, because that's something it's not going to be resolved next month or next year. | ||
| It's always going to be something where 47 or 48% of the people believe this one thing, and 47 or 48% of the people believe this one thing, and then 2% or 3% don't really give a shit. | ||
| Gay rights and abortion ever. | ||
| It's going to be like that until the end of time. | ||
| They're going to start hearing about incest and rape. | ||
| Yeah, they will never make marriage legal federally, ever. | ||
| They won't, because then they lose that thing to argue about. | ||
| They'll always figure out a way to make that a stupid issue that comes up. | ||
| Well, that's what I was telling him last night. | ||
| I think maybe a lot of conservative politicians don't really want abortion to be illegal because it would take away the one big polarizing issue that they have with their crowds. | ||
| Did you hear about Desjarlais, that congressman from Tennessee who was pro-life and then forced his mistress to have an abortion? | ||
| Pretty fucking funny. | ||
| Oh, snap. | ||
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| Someone outlawed contraception, but he had put a bill through to fund animal contraception. | ||
| It's all the self-loathing gay people. | ||
| Yeah, you've got to worry about anybody that really cares that other people are doing things that have no effect on them. | ||
| And you wrap it up in your religion or whatever you want to wrap it up in. | ||
| If you're going after people for what they enjoy doing, there's something wrong with you. | ||
| It's just that simple. | ||
| That's why the Bill of Rights is such an important thing. | ||
| You have these rights. | ||
| It doesn't really matter if somebody the government thinks that it would make us safer to take them away. | ||
| That's not what you can do. | ||
| This is the safest time we've ever known. | ||
| There's never been more safety. | ||
| There's never been a peaceful America. | ||
| Even in this fucking terrible economy, like it's safer to live today than it has been to ever live ever on earth. | ||
| And we still act like the fucking sky is falling. | ||
| We're going to snatch away rights and build up military camps. | ||
| Red scare all over again. | ||
| Well, you know what it is, man? | ||
| It's not even red scare. | ||
| I mean, what it is, is a business that's trying to stay in business. | ||
| And there's only one way to stay in business. | ||
| You've got to ramp up the fucking military action, son. | ||
| You want to make a lot of money and sell a lot of fucking tanks? | ||
| You got to ramp up the military action. | ||
| Bring it home. | ||
| Our number one export's weapons. | ||
| How the fuck can we still, you know, we have to sell that shit. | ||
| We have to sell that shit. | ||
| The fear sells. | ||
| They're selling tanks that are just sitting there collecting dust that we don't use. | ||
| It's massive, massive amounts of money. | ||
| We make iPods and Predator drones. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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| We don't make the iPods. | ||
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| So they're neighbors designed in California. | ||
| Well, in Brazil, I was just in Brazil, and apparently they make iPods and iPhones there as well. | ||
| So if you bring one over, like if you're a Brazilian and you have one, they want to make sure that you didn't go and buy an American one and then come over to Brazil. | ||
| Because that fucks with their economy because the Brazilian ones are a little bit more expensive. | ||
| So I guess they give you a hard time. | ||
| It's like this thing that the Supreme Court is looking at this fall, the first sale doctrine, where it could challenge your right to resell your iPhone or your car or anything. | ||
| Anything that you've bought, you would have to get permission from like, Ford, can I resell this car to this third party now that I no longer want it? | ||
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| Because you should bring up the details of it. | ||
| I'm going to mess up the details. | ||
| It's kind of awesome. | ||
| What's really sick about that is it only really affects businesses or like small businesses. | ||
| It doesn't really affect like, I mean, of course, I could always walk next door and sell my car to my neighbor. | ||
| So it's not really going to affect me personally, but it's going to just trash a bunch of internet. | ||
| eBay would immediately go offline. | ||
| There's an issue with electric cars as well that people aren't taking into consideration. | ||
| A lot of people think that they're somehow or another going to be free from karma if they get an electric car. | ||
| One of it takes a lot of oil to build and make an electric car. | ||
| But two is electric cars run on lithium-ion batteries. | ||
| And lithium-ion batteries come from places like the Congo. | ||
| And a lot of times they're dug out of the ground by little kids. | ||
| And that's just a fucking fact. | ||
| And you can use your laptop and your cell phone all day. | ||
| But it's very likely that somewhere along the chain, someone was abused. | ||
| I mean, literally down to like the most inhuman type thing you do. | ||
| Like, you turn someone into a slave, you turn someone into a working slave for you. | ||
| You make them do that. | ||
| Like, the breakdown of the highest expression of technology that we have available, if you follow its path, at the end of it, is a kid in Africa digging in the ground. | ||
| It's really hard to be like anti-corporatist in a world that's so like. | ||
| And also, a big place where they found a gigantic stash of lithium is Afghanistan. | ||
| Afghanistan, the trillion-dollar minerals. | ||
| Yeah, so there's a reason why they're there. | ||
| There's a bunch of reasons why they want to control Afghanistan. | ||
| And almost none of them have to do with some dudes that are dressed up like they're in a fucking Star Wars movie. | ||
| The Sand people. | ||
| Yeah, a thousand dudes with guns. | ||
| That is not why we're there. | ||
| That's fucking bananas. | ||
| If you believe that, you're absolutely out of your fucking mind. | ||
| There's a massive amount of heroin there, and there's a massive amount of minerals. | ||
| And the heroin is the craziest one, because that's the one that makes people go, oh, you just crossed into crazy land, son. | ||
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Do you think the United States government would be involved in selling heroin? | |
| Well, you know what? | ||
| We don't grow it here, so think about this. | ||
| Pharmaceutical companies need opium latex to manufacture pills, and the pharma lobby is fucking huge here. | ||
| And I mean, opium, 90% of the world's heroin comes from Afghanistan now. | ||
| Yeah, and when I talked to Shane Smith from Vice.com, he was breaking down for me in numbers how much more heroin is available now and how easy it is to get. | ||
| And it's a direct correlation between the United States being involved with Afghanistan. | ||
| That's when it started. | ||
| It's like so transparent. | ||
| It's just in your face. | ||
| There's videos of soldiers walking down poppy fields with machine guns. | ||
| And for the soldiers, they must feel like, this is not what I fucking came here for. | ||
| You know, I thought I was going over here to fight bad guys. | ||
| Me and mom protecting poppy seeds. | ||
| What's crazy is I've seen a lot of people who are excited before they go over there. | ||
| I've yet to read a single account in a credible publication saying, like, I went over there and it was a great experience. | ||
| You know, I haven't seen that once, not even one time. | ||
| You think if that happened, that they would promote that a lot, you know? | ||
| But I never hear that. | ||
| And maybe it's out there. | ||
| I'm sure one of your listeners has had that, but I don't hear that. | ||
| I hear horrific stories. | ||
| I heard a lot of horrific stories from Iraq as well. | ||
| There's a guy, there's, you know, there's videos of these veterans that sit down. | ||
| I forget the name of the group. | ||
| Winter Soldier? | ||
| Iraq. | ||
| It might be that. | ||
| But he was just telling all the different stories of the people they killed and why they killed them and how their sergeant or whoever it was was gonna give them extra days off if they killed somebody with a knife. | ||
| You know, and you hear shit like this, and you're like, "Whoa, like this is..." You know, they've seen the photos of people holding a little kid's head up. | ||
| The kid's like naked and he's shot and the guy's smiling next to him like he just shot a deer. | ||
| Have you seen that? | ||
| Yeah, man, that's our soldiers. | ||
| You know, if that's at all possible, even for one guy, we need to hit the brakes on this thing and figure out what the fuck we're doing. | ||
| Because it's not just that we're making money. | ||
| It's not just someone's making money. | ||
| They're making psychos. | ||
| They're making people that are probably never going to be the same again. | ||
| Look at what they do to some of the inmates at Guantanamo. | ||
| They put them into sensory deprivation. | ||
| And then this one dude in 2006, he had to see a dentist. | ||
| I think his name is Jose Padilla. | ||
| And when he was out in the outside world, they put headphones on him and goggles so that he could not see or hear anything. | ||
| And he started going into convulsions because his mind is so fucked at this point from no stimulation over a course of like a year or something that he's just totally gone inside. | ||
| And when he spoke with his lawyers, he thought that they were interrogators pretending to be lawyers. | ||
| So he's like, he's gone. | ||
| They can't even let a guy like that go because you've totally fried his mind. | ||
| And now if he wasn't before, now he certainly is a fucking psycho. | ||
| How long did they have him in there like that for? | ||
| I don't want to miss, like, give you the wrong time, but a lot, like a long time. | ||
| Yeah, years. | ||
| Years. | ||
| Like hundreds or thousands of days. | ||
| Well, the media likes to paint these people as like, oh, they're just a few bad apples, you know, London England or whatever the fuck that woman's name was, who's like pointing at the dude with the hood on his face. | ||
| And you're like, but Rumsfeld's tort, like, memos circling shit, and he's like, more of this, more of this. | ||
| I mean, it's totally fucking systemic in the chain of command. | ||
| I mean, these people are... | ||
| Now, I'm not excusing some of the more horrific acts. | ||
| Obviously, those people had some issues before they got there. | ||
| But if you keep those soldiers over there for what had been in war for a decade, I mean, eventually it's going to cause... | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| It'll continue to go up until suicides now outnumber deaths in battle. | ||
| Yeah, isn't that incredible? | ||
| Just that number alone. | ||
| I mean, has that been discussed on CNN? | ||
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| I seriously doubt it. | ||
| How could you not talk about that? | ||
| That's a big issue. | ||
| That's a huge issue. | ||
| That should be on the because they want to pretend like the government gives a shit about the troops. | ||
| That's why. | ||
| The whole thing's very shocking. | ||
| It's very shocking that that comes back to NDAA because some of the funding for the NDAA covers benefits for veterans. | ||
| And so when they're talking about attacking on write-ons, like the indefinite detention section, they're basically holding veterans' benefits and pay for soldiers hostage. | ||
| And they're like, you know, we have to pass this through. | ||
| Or they're using it as an excuse, like Obama did, like, we have to pass this through. | ||
| Otherwise, our veterans, our soldiers aren't going to get paid. | ||
| And like, well, why don't you just remove that? | ||
| And we'll go ahead and say, okay. | ||
| How is it legal to package a bunch of shit together and have it count? | ||
| Welcome to Congress. | ||
| That is unbelievably ridiculous. | ||
| Where do you just shove things in there that make no sense? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That are really bad and shove it into something called the Patriot Act. | ||
| We were talking earlier about how they name bills. | ||
| And there's one where it basically makes ISP's internet service providers log all of your activity so that the government, whatever, the FBI could access it if it needed to. | ||
| I think it's like a period of two years. | ||
| And that's what the bill does. | ||
| And what the bill was called, it was like the Children's Act. | ||
| Protecting Children from Child Molesters Act. | ||
| And who's going to vote against that? | ||
| And if you vote against it, they'll slam you in the media. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Like Fox News. | ||
| Next time you're running for election, the commercial is going to be like, he voted against the Anti-Child Molester Act. | ||
| He loves pedophiles. | ||
| Obviously. | ||
| What I wanted to say really fast about the NDAA: what's so crazy about it is they have these ride-ons or add-ons, like Section 1021. | ||
| And Obama's supporters claim that, well, he was shoved in a corner. | ||
| If he didn't sign it, some Republicans would have criticized him as if they're not already criticizing the shit out of him. | ||
| Like, if you were to have a President Ron Paul behind that desk or a President Gary Johnson or President Joe Rogan, anybody, you'd be handed that and you would say, no, thanks. | ||
| I'm going to veto this until this shit is out of there. | ||
| And if the Republicans had an issue with it, you would have gone to the press and said, look, this section cannot be signed into law. | ||
| I'm not holding their paychecks hostage. | ||
| So when they say, like, don't hate the player, hate the game, you should also maybe hate the player a little bit because he fucking signed it. | ||
| It would not exist without his signature. | ||
| So for people to totally ignore the Obama involvement in this is, I think, dishonest. | ||
| So how is it possible that so many people could agree with this and want to sign it? | ||
| How is that possible that it could get to that point where they would draft something where they would draft something? | ||
| It comes behind closed doors. | ||
| That section, I think, was done behind closed doors. | ||
| So it's not like they polled the American people. | ||
| And on an episode of American Idol, it was like, we got 85% response saying we need to imprison you without a trial. | ||
| It's like a couple of old dudes, Senator McCain and Senator Carl Levin, decided this is what America needs. | ||
| And then before you know it, this is what America needs. | ||
| I feel like they gave Obama the opportunity to try to save face by saying he was going to veto it. | ||
| And how now could you look at it and think that he ever had any intention of doing that? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, people still, it's mental gymnastics. | ||
| People are like, oh, but he doesn't want it. | ||
| He's just the benign brand of the empire. | ||
| I mean, that's really what Obama is. | ||
| Yeah, and why would he be fighting against the family? | ||
| He's just Mitt Romney with the Spotify playlist. | ||
| That's basically what it is. | ||
| He's the drone king. | ||
| So do you think that we got tricked into thinking that Obama was something different by just what he looked like? | ||
| And the fact that he didn't have much history to go back on? | ||
| And we just idealistically was like, well, this is the guy. | ||
| He's young. | ||
| I think it was the pressure valve. | ||
| Yeah, it was the pressure valve from Bush. | ||
| People were like, yeah, fuck yeah, like African-American president. | ||
| He's like, has awesome rhetoric. | ||
| But if you really analyze what he was saying, he was promoting, you know, expanding the war in Afghanistan. | ||
| He also lied, too. | ||
| In some of the campaigns, there was one in 2007. | ||
| Who wouldn't want that? | ||
| Yeah, in 2007, he said, if even one Arab American is detained without a trial, that affects my liberties. | ||
| And you can pull up that video where he says that and you're like, what about the NDAA? | ||
| What do they do to them when they get them in office that gets them to behave like this? | ||
| Is there something or are they just all full of shit? | ||
| Is it they're all full of shit and by the time they get there, it's just they've been so good at being full of shit for so long and they've kept their record clean and they're going to pull off the big position. | ||
| Is that it? | ||
| I don't think the parties would promote a candidate that they didn't think would eventually fall in line. | ||
| Well, it's not even the parties, it's banks. | ||
| I mean, Goldman Sachs was the top donor to Obama's campaign. | ||
| They're now the top donor to Romney's campaign. | ||
| So, I mean, it's all just favorite. | ||
| I think it's all worked out, though. | ||
| Do you think that they get together and they say, listen, dude, you've got to just do what we say. | ||
| And if you do what we say, we're going to keep you moving along. | ||
| But if you don't do what we say, you know, it's over. | ||
| Is that like a real conversation they have? | ||
| I don't think there's like a smoky room with dudes saying like, yo, here's the fucking JFK real, you know, real video of JFK getting assassinated. | ||
| I just think it's the corporate machine. | ||
| I mean, you know what you have to do. | ||
| You know the game you have to play in order to make shit pass and fucking hold your head up. | ||
| But they just like guarantee, I mean, they just trust him to keep going along those lines? | ||
| It seems kind of crazy to me. | ||
| It seems kind of crazy that you can see as much of what's wrong with the government as Obama must be able to see. | ||
| He must be able to see the horrors of the war. | ||
| He's a smart guy. | ||
| I mean, he's not an old fucked up dude. | ||
| He's a guy that's in touch. | ||
| He's got to be paying attention. | ||
| He's got to be looking at these suicide numbers. | ||
| He's got to be looking at this horrific situation, this saber rattling for going to war with Iran. | ||
| He has to be looking at this in horror. | ||
| I think part of it is bad advisors. | ||
| I mean, look at who he's surrounded by. | ||
| These aren't new young people. | ||
| These are like the same people. | ||
| They are the establishment, a lot of these people. | ||
| So maybe he's so insulated. | ||
| Like he used to talk about, like, I don't want to wind up in a bubble. | ||
| And now he's most definitely in a bubble. | ||
| He goes on, if he were to go on MSNBC, they would just kiss his ass for 30 minutes and not mention NDAA once. | ||
| Is the idea of a president ridiculous? | ||
| Do we need to abandon it? | ||
| Because it seems ridiculous to me. | ||
| It seems like one guy representing the entire country is a silly monkey thing. | ||
| It's a silly alpha male. | ||
| It should be a bunch of Jedis, you know, a bunch of smart people all sitting around a circle, kind of like, you know, 20 people. | ||
| A bunch of dudes that have done Congress. | ||
| That's what Congress is supposed to be. | ||
| A bunch of people that have done that Dave Asprey brain thing. | ||
| Yeah, that is what Congress is supposed to be, but it's not. | ||
| I think they're just like, they're acting outside of their mandate as a government, like a lot of the things that they're doing right now. | ||
| There's really no, like, it's everything that they're doing is like unconstitutional, and we're just so used to putting up with it. | ||
| Like, it's hard to call them. | ||
| There's so many, and we're getting like flooded with these bills that are obviously, they're all unconstitutional, and every once in a while they slip one through it. | ||
| It's all the idea behind it is what's completely un-American. | ||
| You know, we have this idea of what, you know, what America is supposed to stand for, at least we used to. | ||
| That idea is getting eroded and eroded. | ||
| More and more you pay attention to what's really going on in the world. | ||
| It's a sad time to be alive in that sense, that we have so much going for us. | ||
| We're so technologically advanced. | ||
| So we're able to communicate with each other and exchange information in ways that have never been possible before for any human being ever. | ||
| And yet we're still living like fucking crazy barbarians. | ||
| We're still launching rockets into villagers. | ||
| I mean, these double-tap drones. | ||
| The fact that we're not there and we don't see it doesn't mean that what you're doing isn't fucking terrifying. | ||
| Horrific, murderous shit. | ||
| What a euphemism to double-tap. | ||
| Oh, it's double-tap. | ||
| No big deal. | ||
| What that means is they shoot the drones into the building and then they come back like 20 minutes later and shoot again because people have gathered up to get rid of the sick people. | ||
| Yeah, they target mourners and people who are helping the sick and wounded. | ||
| And drones have a 2% success rate. | ||
| 2 fucking percent success rate. | ||
| So that kind of deter, you know, that undermines that whole logic. | ||
| Like, drones are the strategic, they're surgically precise. | ||
| No, they're not at all. | ||
| Yeah, 2% are, I think, 1 in 47. | ||
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| You end up on the wrong dude's Excel spreadsheet. | ||
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| Before you know it, you get a creditor drone headed. | ||
| How crazy is that idea that you can murder 47 people as long as you get the one right guy? | ||
| And that's as and by the way, thousands of people have died like this. | ||
| And the right guy, like, who is this fucking guy? | ||
| We haven't put him on trial yet. | ||
| Who the fuck are these people that we're killing anyway? | ||
| The Obama administration relabeled the term militant, basically. | ||
| Like, redefined it to include just anyone that could be of age. | ||
| They're so lowster. | ||
| To be part of, like, one of these groups. | ||
| They're shooting fucking rockets from the sky in robots. | ||
| That is the most ridiculous shit ever. | ||
| They're fighting pre-crime. | ||
| They're like, these people look suspicious. | ||
| They're definitely doing some militant-like shit. | ||
| Let's just get rid of all of them. | ||
| It's a weird way to turn a human into a number. | ||
| It's just bizarre that because we don't see it, we don't have footage of it, we're not there, what's happening. | ||
| It's not happening over here. | ||
| We're just like, oh yeah, we use drones. | ||
| And it's so relaxed, our opinion on it, is that Obama can make jokes about it. | ||
| Like, remember when he did the predator drone. | ||
| The Jonas brothers are here. | ||
| He was joking about dating his daughters, and he said, I've got two words for you, Predator drone. | ||
| It'd be funny if he didn't actually die. | ||
| I never saw it coming. | ||
| Yeah, it'd be funny if thousands of people hadn't died already because of these things. | ||
| A lot of them, most of them, innocent. | ||
| I mean, and he's joking about it. | ||
| Like, what kind of weird disconnect is that? | ||
| I give her, if you're just a regular dude, and people say, oh, you're being sensitive. | ||
| It's just a joke. | ||
| That's a crazy thing to joke about. | ||
| That's like Lizzie Borden joking about axes. | ||
| It's a little touchy. | ||
| That's a weird joke. | ||
| There's zero transparency with those types of kills, too. | ||
| I mean, you don't know who you hit. | ||
| It's hard to. | ||
| You got to move up to the microphone. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Yeah, I was saying, like, there's zero transparency involved with that type of technology. | ||
| There's no way for us to confirm who we killed or who was down there. | ||
| Yeah, and then we don't do body counts. | ||
| Every organization has a different number. | ||
| We don't go back to help them. | ||
| Sorry, we had to kill this one dude. | ||
| I'm sorry, we fucked up everybody and blew up your babies. | ||
| But we had to get this one dude. | ||
| Now we're going to help you. | ||
| No, there's no help. | ||
| There's just robots from the sky that shoot rockets, and they call the rockets hellfire missiles. | ||
| Like, whoa. | ||
| How crazy is this domestic drone thing? | ||
| The thing that scares me the most, of course, aside from the spying grid that's going to be surveilling all of us, you can hijack these drones. | ||
| So people who are just hackers can just hijack these fucking domestic drones and use them as missiles. | ||
| That to me is fucking terrifying. | ||
| Yeah, like a crazy hacker can hijack the drone and tell it to slam into his girlfriend's apartment. | ||
| That's the exact plot to the next Call of Duty game. | ||
| That's going to happen. | ||
| I mean, that shit's real. | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| No kidding. | ||
| How sad. | ||
| But yeah, how sad is it that our technology is evolving and exponentially growing by the second, yet we're stunted consciously. | ||
| Our evolutionary consciousness is stunted in these archaic paradigms that are just mechanisms of control. | ||
| Social control, fucking religion, political ideology. | ||
| It's like, dude, we are applying to a system that does not, like, we are living in a system that does not apply to modern society anymore. | ||
| It's strange how it just sort of snuck up on us, too. | ||
| You know, it's strange how there was like this disdain for Nixon. | ||
| Like he sort of represented an unsavory, dishonest character. | ||
| And then, you know, Gerald Ford was kind of bumbling. | ||
| And then Ronald Reagan was loved and hated at the same time. | ||
| And now people have completely gotten loony on who he was and what he stands for. | ||
| And then it goes from there to it starts getting a little shady with Herbert Walker Bush. | ||
| A little shady with the fucking former president of CIA running a government. | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| How's that guy the president? | ||
| It was a little weird. | ||
| And then it goes from that to Clinton, like, oh, we're back. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| We got this guy. | ||
| You know, this guy's smart as fuck. | ||
| He's a brilliant man. | ||
| And he says he's such a charismatic speaker. | ||
| And we have prosperity, economic prosperity while he's in office. | ||
| So there's a little social disturbances from him getting caught in affairs and stuff like that. | ||
| But all in all, a good run. | ||
| And then the shit fucking hits the skids. | ||
| And then our entire view of what being American changes on September 11th. | ||
| From then on, it goes from anger to confusion to you feel like you got tricked. | ||
| It goes from anger that America was attacked to confusion as to why are we going over there to years later we're still there and it doesn't make any sense and it has nothing to do with September 11th. | ||
| And you're like, well, what the fuck? | ||
| What happened? | ||
| To almost acquiescence into just the system that we have now. | ||
| It's just like, well, he's better than Romney. | ||
| What's so crazy about the 9-11 situation, when you think about it, I interviewed this guy, David Brin, who wrote a book about transparent societies. | ||
| And on one of the pages of his book, he was like, let's just, this is years before 9-11. | ||
| He's like, this is a hypothetical. | ||
| Let's imagine that some terrorist, some terrorists blow up the World Trade Center, take down the Twin Towers. | ||
| What would the government do in response? | ||
| What would the federal government do? | ||
| And he basically outlines the fucking Patriot Act. | ||
| He's like, this is what they would do, and this is what it would devolve into. | ||
| And then that actually happened. | ||
| And this guy has the only solution I've ever heard. | ||
| I don't know if it would actually work, because there are a lot of impediments to this working, but the solution is we can't turn off the surveillance. | ||
| We can't turn off the technological progress. | ||
| What we can do, though, is use it against the government. | ||
| Not use it against, but make it a two-way street. | ||
| Like, instead of surveillance, he calls it surveillance, where everybody's watching everyone. | ||
| So if we were going to have trapwire and surveillance cameras and all this shit, fine, but then we want to also be able to look in there. | ||
| And if it's supposed to be to keep us safe, why isn't more people a good thing? | ||
| Why isn't crowdsourcing this, why isn't that good? | ||
| I think eventually it's inevitable that we're going to get to a position, just technologically speaking, where everyone's going to be accessible to everybody. | ||
| Yeah, no problem. | ||
| It seems like that's what the obvious trend is. | ||
| I mean, it's gone, whatever new technologies are created, they're not enhancing privacy. | ||
| The new technologies are almost always enhancing connectivity. | ||
| Everybody's able to access each other easier and quicker in Tumblr and Facebook. | ||
| Days of your life will be on Netflix where you could go, I want Joe Rogan Thursday from 3 o'clock to 4 o'clock. | ||
| What's he doing? | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
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People are like, oh my God, I love watching your life. | |
| Live streaming. | ||
| It's going to get crazy. | ||
| The Google thing, whatever it's called. | ||
| The porn glasses? | ||
| You're going to watch like 3D porn glasses. | ||
| You can literally piss it into a urinal and put that up on YouTube and somebody will subscribe to that. | ||
| That's, yeah, for sure. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| It's like, you can call it the piss diaries. | ||
| Just everything. | ||
| You know, people will watch it too. | ||
| Yeah, you only turn it on when you go into the can. | ||
| This is me peeing again. | ||
| It's 11.30. | ||
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I had two more Heinekens and feel a kind of a bitch. | |
| And people are thinking I'm doing blow because I keep coming in here, but I'm just peeing. | ||
| He might be like the popular one. | ||
| Like, wow, that guy's really honest about his peeing. | ||
| I like following him. | ||
| The bing glasses are going to be so awful. | ||
| The bing glasses. | ||
| They're just going to be doing GPS. | ||
| They're just going to shoot it into your IV, a billion cameras, and they're going to watch everything that goes on inside and outside. | ||
| They're making kids fucking have RFID chips in their student IDs and punishing them if they don't want to. | ||
| And monitoring their bathroom time, right? | ||
| The idea is that they want to be able to find kids. | ||
| At least these are people that are under 18 and they have to be looked after and there's safety considerations. | ||
| And it's not like we're making them wear a chip inside their skin or anything crazy. | ||
| But that's always been there. | ||
| Why now do we, like, is it more dangerous to go to school now than it used to be? | ||
| No, somebody got a contract to make these chips and put them into its own. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I mean, what parents are looking for is good guidance in school and good teachers and safety. | ||
| That's what they're looking for. | ||
| I'm not necessarily sure that they're looking for these RFID chips. | ||
| Because, you know, those things are kind of sketchy, those chips. | ||
| You know, you can get information from them, and that's one of the reasons why they never did an episode on MythBusters about it. | ||
| You know, it said that was the one episode where MythBusters was told they're not going to cover that issue. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So many companies use RFID. | ||
| The technology is everywhere. | ||
| Well, the technology is not secure. | ||
| Yeah, it can be tapped into the security. | ||
| Yeah, that's the vulnerability of them. | ||
| Yeah, you can easily hack. | ||
| But you know what you were saying earlier about the people in the government, how they've been around for a long time? | ||
| It's not even that... | ||
| Like, no one fucking writes bills anymore. | ||
| No, no, Congress. | ||
| It was passed in 45 days. | ||
| It was like passed too fast to have actually written all of it. | ||
| Well, it was changed in eight hours. | ||
| It was like changed overnight. | ||
| That was way more draconian, and then everyone just voted for it because they were in the fucking post-9-11 fervor, and they're like, yeah, dude, we don't want to be unpatriotic. | ||
| It's amazing how gangster it was, how they just ran in and immediately started doing shit like that. | ||
| Patriot Act. | ||
| It's absurd. | ||
| But it really is such fuel to the deep end conspiracy dudes. | ||
| We're obviously talking a conspiracy here. | ||
| There's someone for sure is conspiring to control the government, and they don't want it to just strictly be the will of the people. | ||
| That's pretty clear. | ||
| And the idea that we're going to do these things in other countries and that we're going to do it for national defense reasons, those also seem to be... | ||
| That's not really the case. | ||
| So how long can you do that? | ||
| How long can you run a game like that? | ||
| How long do you think that they can keep doing that? | ||
| It's melting down in Europe as we speak. | ||
| You're seeing the people there. | ||
| They're unhappy about slightly different things, mostly economic. | ||
| But it seems like here, no matter how many rights you take away and how obvious in your face it is, most people just go along with it. | ||
| Yeah, until they feel it. | ||
| I mean, right now you can keep people at bay until they're fucking feeling it, you know? | ||
| Well, and who says, like, making us more, like, the people more prosperous is a benefit to them anyway? | ||
| Like, sometimes maybe it's more beneficial for our economy to collapse. | ||
| Yeah, but a lot of people have to agree with the way things are going in order to keep something like this going on. | ||
| I mean, somewhere along the line in the chain of command, there has to be people that are questioning the direction that this is all going. | ||
| Because I don't believe that everybody that gets involved in government is evil. | ||
| I think that's crazy. | ||
| I think a lot of people that get involved in government are good people, and they want to actually help. | ||
| I think once they get in there and they see that fucking barbed wire quagmire that it is, just a fucking, just a mess of corruption. | ||
| And I think then, you know, it becomes disheartening. | ||
| And oftentimes in life, you kind of change what you stand for or change what you're there for and just sort of settle into the groove. | ||
| Maybe you buy a boat. | ||
| Maybe you've got to pay your boat so you keep your fucking mouth shut. | ||
| It's like these people at the top have to see the collapse coming. | ||
| They have to see that global capitalism and kind of the predatory shit that we're doing is not sustainable. | ||
| I mean, we're focusing on a model of endless growth. | ||
| I mean, that can't sustain itself. | ||
| So these people have to fucking see that. | ||
| Well, they do, and yet they don't. | ||
| Because they do, and yet they feel like, well, we'll just adjust along the way and keep this bitch rolling. | ||
| It's not that you can ride the car forever without changing the tires. | ||
| It's like, no, no, no, no. | ||
| You're going to get some flats. | ||
| You change the tire and you back on and you keep running. | ||
| And I think that's the attitude that's going on. | ||
| It's like until the last drop of oil is in the ground. | ||
| Then we can go over to alternative or sustainable energy. | ||
| Then we'll deal with it. | ||
| Well, I assume they probably figured out they think that someone's going to come up with some effective form of propulsion based on water. | ||
| I mean, there's been people that have made cars that have run on water. | ||
| I mean, it's already existed. | ||
| It converts to hydrogen. | ||
| You know, it's complicated, but so is making a gasoline engine. | ||
| You know, it's just that gasoline engines have been made for thousands of years or hundreds of years. | ||
| Has it even been 100 years? | ||
| My dating sucks. | ||
| It's weird that we don't have more of a priority put on creating the next energy innovation. | ||
| I know that companies are spending a lot of money to develop that, but you look at individuals. | ||
| I don't know a single ambitious person who wants to develop the replacement to oil. | ||
| But I know a lot of people who want to develop the next $100 million Facebook app. | ||
| I think the oil issue is really tricky because there's debatable science that shows that oil grows back in some areas. | ||
| And if it does, it takes a long time. | ||
| And no one's telling us how much is actually left. | ||
| There's real questionable information when it comes to how much of a supply is left. | ||
| The real question is, though, do you just suck it all out full blast until it runs dry? | ||
| And when it runs dry, we will see fucking havoc. | ||
| Or is this communicated to the powers that be? | ||
| Is there any sort of preparation put in place with harnessing resources, getting universities involved, bringing in scientific guys and saying, look, we've got to fucking do something. | ||
| We've got to do it now. | ||
| Either we have to figure out some sort of solar panel trains that are going to take everybody around. | ||
| Seriously. | ||
| We're going to have to do something. | ||
| He was saying this morning we had this almost exact same conversation last night, and he was talking about how some of the economic control is so intertwined with our need for oil that it's difficult at this point to just transition over. | ||
| The people that have control over the way our economy fluctuates, whatever control they can have. | ||
| The dollar would be garbage without its link to oil. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But we're not based on gold anymore. | ||
| We're based on oil. | ||
| But if oil is a finite resource, if it only has 30 years at this rate, which, by the way, even though oil is consumed less by cars today, there's more cars today. | ||
| So even though they get better miles to the gallon, there's more of them. | ||
| And it takes oil to make these fucking things. | ||
| And it's like we're never going to stop making cars. | ||
| People are going to always want a new car. | ||
| And people are always going to try to afford a car. | ||
| And then they're going to get a car. | ||
| And then at a certain point in time, you're going to run out. | ||
| And if they just run out, would they be wise enough to have any preparation in place? | ||
| You would fucking hope so. | ||
| That's the real question. | ||
| It's like when you see shit like the Patriot Act being passed, and then you see the NDAA being passed, you see this crunchdown lately. | ||
| You see all this buildup of the military. | ||
| Maybe that's their idea of the preparation. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| That's what I'm worried. | ||
| What I'm saying is when I'm looking at it, I'm looking at, if you look at the possibility that oil is a finite resource, that's what they say. | ||
| I'm too dumb to understand it. | ||
| I don't know who's right or who's wrong. | ||
| There's a book called Black Gold Stranglehold where some guy tries to claim that the oil is actually made. | ||
| It's a process of the Earth. | ||
| I mean, it's some sort of fossil fuel, right? | ||
| It's something that's created by the Earth, but it takes like millions and millions of years. | ||
| Yeah, it's compressed carbon matter millions of years. | ||
| It's like magic. | ||
| Why are we doing that? | ||
| How much is there? | ||
| I mean, they're talking about going into Alaska and pulling it out. | ||
| Apparently, it's super difficult to do that because it's a different kind of oil, right? | ||
| Like shale oil. | ||
| It's like oil that's in rock. | ||
| It's in the oil company's interest to exaggerate their holdings. | ||
| Like, oh yeah, this plot right here has 100 billion, whatever, 100 billion barrels beneath the soil or beneath the ground. | ||
| Who knows if it actually does? | ||
| Because it's your own proprietary calculation. | ||
| How do they calculate it? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| But if you think about it, which sounds better to shareholders? | ||
| We might have a billion barrels or we have 100 billion barrels. | ||
| And who's going to challenge that? | ||
| I don't know of any independent analysis group that does that. | ||
| Confusing as fuck. | ||
| Could you imagine the day the oil runs out? | ||
| You want to talk about a horrific symbiotic connection that we have. | ||
| We have, like, as society, the only way you can make this work at all is if you have oil. | ||
| The jets that fly people across the country for FedEx envelopes and anything you want to get done overnight and everything that you have that's made out of plastic, almost all of that shit comes from oil. | ||
| And if we really are going to pull that stuff out of the ground like that, and we really are just going to hit it full blast until the wheels fall off, that could be what they're preparing for. | ||
| If they know that there's only a few years left of this, that could be what they're preparing for. | ||
| And that's a terrifying idea. | ||
| It's a terrifying idea because I don't know what the alternative is. | ||
| If I was in charge and I knew that the fucking wheels were going to fall off and there was nothing we could do and people were going to starve and go fucking full-on zombie in the street, there's going to be no more oil. | ||
| I don't know what I would do either. | ||
| I don't know what I would do. | ||
| Yeah, are these people really not looking past their bottom line every year after year? | ||
| I mean, they have to be seeing this. | ||
| How many people would know? | ||
| If there was only 20 years left of oil, how many people would know? | ||
| I mean, how many people would really be aware of that? | ||
| Keep it as secure. | ||
| I mean, it is pretty common knowledge that we have, I mean, oil is not, We'll know by the price, like, as soon as it becomes more rare. | ||
| Yeah, but they can totally bullshit that, too. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah, how we know how much oil they really have. | ||
| And why would they tell you? | ||
| I mean, I would think that if they did tell you, it would be worse, because then people would go crazy now. | ||
| The inevitable would happen now. | ||
| It's easier for them to do that because the price of oil now, the way it's speculated upon, it's way overpriced. | ||
| So they could actually, as it becomes more expensive for them, they could hold it at that price for quite a while before they end up having a charge. | ||
| I mean, it would just, their profits would go down a little bit. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| They would rain out of oil? | ||
| Well, what I mean is as we go less and less oil, they've speculated the price of oil, it's a lot higher. | ||
| It would be like $100 a barrel when it's really only $60. | ||
| So even if they started to run out, they could maintain the illusion that it's holding at $100 a barrel for a while. | ||
| So we wouldn't know until it was almost too late. | ||
| Well, it'd be too late anyway. | ||
| If they told you that we have 10 years left of oil, you have 10 years left, and then it's over. | ||
| It's too late already. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because 10 years of time. | ||
| It's not enough time. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| By the way, people are going to go straight crazy. | ||
| If people found out that there's 10 years left of the oil, right away people would fucking start committing suicide. | ||
| They wouldn't be able to deal with it. | ||
| And they wouldn't go crazy. | ||
| It's destructive, like taking the oil out of the ground, and look what it does. | ||
| Damn it, it just destroys everything. | ||
| And we have sustainable alternative resources that we can start investing in. | ||
| I mean, there are options. | ||
| It's not like we're looking at it and being like, what the fuck are we going to do? | ||
| We don't hold on to the other one. | ||
| You've got to not talk over each other a little bit. | ||
| The podcast thing is a little bit different than a regular conversation. | ||
| It seems normal, but when we're both doing that at the same time, it's going to be a problem. | ||
| People fall off ellipticals that way. | ||
| People go down. | ||
| They go down that way. | ||
| What were you saying? | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| It's, I don't know. | ||
| Our whole scene in this country is very confusing, but that's not the most confusing aspect of it. | ||
| The global warming aspect is terrifying, too. | ||
| How many people want to put their head in the sand that there's not something going on with the climate that could potentially damage everything? | ||
| There's this weird conservative thing where they go, like a guy in my jiu-jitsu class the other day, this guy is a marine guy, he's a nice guy, but he's like one of those fucking gung-ho dudes. | ||
| And someone is talking about global warming, about watching something. | ||
| He's like, global warming's a natural process. | ||
| And I go, are you a fucking scientist or something? | ||
| So it was a tornado. | ||
| It's going to make it a good thing. | ||
| But how do you know? | ||
| How does anybody know? | ||
| I mean, how the fuck could anybody be, a 26-year-old guy especially, be so confident that you can say you know what changes the fucking temperature of The earth, which by the way, changes radically over a period of a thousand years to the point where there's places where you used to be able to live and nothing can live in them now. | ||
| Like Antarctica at one point in time was nice and juicy and green and had rivers and stuff. | ||
| Yeah, not anymore. | ||
| And an asteroid is a natural process, also. | ||
| Fuck yeah, it is. | ||
| I mean, so if there, even if it's naturally caused, which I don't really believe, for whatever reason, the earth is getting hotter and colder. | ||
| It's getting more extreme. | ||
| So we need to start thinking about how do we fix that? | ||
| Do we put shit up in the sky to it is natural, though. | ||
| It is natural. | ||
| I mean, the natural poisoning of the environment is a byproduct of the human being. | ||
| And also cows. | ||
| Cows fucking global warm the shit out of places with their dirty farts. | ||
| No one touches. | ||
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They're delicious farts. | |
| Don't you love how the burdens on us? | ||
| Like, calculate your carbon footprint, guys. | ||
| And you're like, what are you going to fucking do about the methane gas that you're emitting from all of these slaughterhouses? | ||
| I mean, that's like 20% of all the emissions. | ||
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Largest consumer of the largest polluter. | |
| My folks used to live in Pennsylvania when I used to drive them to visit them. | ||
| I had to go through an hour and a half of this horrific smell. | ||
| And there was these farms and things like that. | ||
| Yeah, it's time in Ohio, the whole state of Ohio. | ||
| But it's so bad. | ||
| It's like coming in the vents of the car. | ||
| It's horrific. | ||
| It's just, it's shit and dead animals. | ||
| That's what you're smelling. | ||
| You're smelling shit and rot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Climate change is somehow a partisan issue. | ||
| Like, how did that happen? | ||
| Like, I don't understand why. | ||
| It's a conservative talking point. | ||
| If you listen to conservative radio, they constantly mock liberals. | ||
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Liberals, these libs, these libs and their global warming feet. | |
| It's a natural process. | ||
| There's data. | ||
| There's scientific data. | ||
| And they have this sort of no-nonsense way about you that makes you, it's a very aggressive ideology. | ||
| So it makes you want to be on their side. | ||
| So it sort of bullies you into like, eh, it's a globe, it's a normal process. | ||
| Meanwhile, you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. | ||
| Like a guy, this guy interjected into this other people's conversation. | ||
| I was involved. | ||
| I was sitting in the sidelines. | ||
| And he walked up and they were talking. | ||
| He just interjected this conservative talking point. | ||
| It's like, it's fascinating. | ||
| He just dropped it. | ||
| He's like, boom, that's fake. | ||
| David's fascinating. | ||
| I'm out. | ||
| Because they do it. | ||
| Like, David's whole point is like, who cares if it's a natural process or not? | ||
| Like, shouldn't we be doing something about it? | ||
| Most certainly, yeah. | ||
| But it is a natural process because people are cunts. | ||
| There's a good graphic. | ||
| Every time I fucking see somebody throw a cigarette out the window, I'm like, why is that so easy for you to do? | ||
| Why is that so easy for you to just, let's just make shit worse? | ||
| Why is that so easy? | ||
| Because we have a disconnect. | ||
| Human beings are, there's something missing in the way human society is currently run because it's all about the end line. | ||
| It's all about getting some awesome property, you know, gathering up your toys, living a good life, putting your kids in a good school. | ||
| That's like the bottom end line. | ||
| And along the way, there's so little emphasis on enjoying the moment. | ||
| There's so little emphasis on what you could actually be doing, how you could be feeling, how you could be enjoying this life, and how it is finite. | ||
| And it really doesn't. | ||
| You have to find out and concentrate on what makes you happy. | ||
| How many people get to do that? | ||
| There's a small fraction of the people that are traveling with us on the highways and driving with us on the streets and that you run into every day that are actually happy people. | ||
| It's a tiny, tiny, tiny number because they're tricked into this cunty, shitty world. | ||
| This tricky, fucking, goofy world where there's a thing called the federal bank that's not really federal and it has control over all the money and it's not based on anything and the money's not really based on anything anymore. | ||
| It used to be based on gold, but now it's just kind of confidence. | ||
| Like you grow up with this shitty fucking system and it's so disheartening. | ||
| It's so hard for people that have to pay taxes to this system and have to spend into this system. | ||
| It's so hard for them to just keep doing it and be happy. | ||
| You know, even if you have a good job that you enjoy and you can't afford to live where you live because you have to pay too much taxes, that's maddening. | ||
| That drives people crazy. | ||
| Like you can't live in a nice neighborhood. | ||
| You have to live in a little bit of a shittier neighborhood because you've got to pay 40% to the government. | ||
| Can you imagine if society rewarded you for creation instead of like, I mean, all the smartest people in this country are working for destruction. | ||
| I mean, how to like build bombs and kill people. | ||
| It's like, what if we rewarded people and creativity was rewarded? | ||
| And how to scam you with ads on Facebook. | ||
| That's what it's all about. | ||
| How to blow you up with a predator drone or scam you out of money. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| We're just stunting our potential so much for human growth and our consciousness. | ||
| It feels like we're on the cusp of greatness and there's just a couple of psychopaths sort of like cockblocking us. | ||
| Yeah, it's not a couple. | ||
| There's a whole culture of the unevolved. | ||
| There's a culture of people that still have this fucking Buck Rogers view of the world. | ||
| It's not a small amount. | ||
| It's a lot of people. | ||
| It's people that haven't had any psychedelic experiences. | ||
| It's people that are from really dumb environments. | ||
| And they're prone to imitating their atmosphere. | ||
| And their atmosphere is filled with idiots. | ||
| And it's not a small number. | ||
| It's a big number, unfortunately. | ||
| Almost 50% of this country believes that the Earth is less than 10,000 years old, based on scripture. | ||
| Almost 50% of the country. | ||
| That's more than 100 million people. | ||
| That's craziness. | ||
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That's sad. | |
| It is, and it isn't. | ||
| It's fascinating. | ||
| And it's weird. | ||
| You know, it's like... | ||
| There's some fucking weirdness to it, right? | ||
| When you see like, wow, you know, these poor people, they're living in here with leaves on their dicks and jumping from tree to tree. | ||
| And then you look at LA. | ||
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| You look at our society. | ||
| You look at our craziness. | ||
| Somewhere along the line, I think everybody has to conclude that no one really is in control of this fucking thing. | ||
| It runs on momentum. | ||
| And whether it's good momentum or bad momentum, it runs on momentum. | ||
| That's really important when you're looking at the election. | ||
| You see the bullshit it propagates because of momentum. | ||
| Some people who are really anti-Romney are trying to push this Sensata story, or however it's pronounced. | ||
| It's this company that he used to invest in that outsourced American jobs to Chinese workers. | ||
| I think that's like the Cliff Notes version. | ||
| And they're trying to make this a huge issue. | ||
| So they're just blowing up Twitter feeds with it and asking journalists to cover it. | ||
| And the facts are that it's really not that big an issue. | ||
| And I'm not saying this is some kind of Republican shill. | ||
| I'm an independent. | ||
| It's just like it's clearly not a big fucking issue. | ||
| He used to invest a small amount of money in this company. | ||
| And it'd be like if I owned shares of Microsoft five years ago, and then you came up to me and you're like, dude, the Zoom sucks. | ||
| why do I care about that? | ||
| I don't own any share of this company. | ||
| And if I did, it was a small share. | ||
| And how is that the most important thing happening right now? | ||
| When you should be going after maybe some of his beliefs, some of his beliefs on the war on drugs, continuing that, his beliefs on we need to increase our defense budget. | ||
| I think those are more important issues than some fucking obscure company that he might have invested in a while ago. | ||
| It's weird that Mormons, generally speaking, are like super nice guys. | ||
| Like I've met a lot of Mormons, and one of the things about them is they're like almost like to a man. | ||
| Gentle lovers. | ||
| They're friendly. | ||
| Gentle, you think? | ||
| Gentle lovers, yeah. | ||
| Do you know what I'm talking about? | ||
| Like they seem to be like sort of a peaceful religion. | ||
| They're very nice, but I think it's hostile to think that you have to convert other people to your belief system. | ||
| Well, you know, it's nice to be like in a tie and be friendly to people, but if your underlying thing is these people are idiots because they don't believe what I believe. | ||
| Well, that's a cult. | ||
| I mean, don't get me wrong. | ||
| I'm just saying it's a cult that makes nice people. | ||
| Well, if the outcome's a matter of fact look, it's a cult. | ||
| And even if you want to diverge from, you know, that you want to say all religions are cults, well, maybe. | ||
| But here's when they're clearly cults. | ||
| When you know the guy who wrote it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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It's that simple. | |
| It's not angels. | ||
| His fucking name is Joseph Smith. | ||
| He lived in 1820. | ||
| And he really liked women, so that's why you have the multiple wives. | ||
| Well, that's, by the way, why Mitt Romney's family is from Mexico. | ||
| Mitt Romney's family comes from a fucking religious compound in Mexico. | ||
| They separated from the United States because they wanted to fuck more bitches. | ||
| That shows leadership having your own compound in Mexico. | ||
| That's dope as fuck, dude. | ||
| You just moved there because you want 20 wives. | ||
| They were like, you can't have 20 wives. | ||
| He was like, oh, bitch, I can. | ||
| I just got to go here. | ||
| And when they did it, too, it was in the 1800s, and there was no cars yet, so America wasn't quite as awesome as it is now. | ||
| There wasn't really that much of a difference between living in Mexico and living in Texas. | ||
| You just went over there. | ||
| Okay, now I can do it. | ||
| Let's just buy some land here. | ||
| It's cheap. | ||
| We'll fucking make a badass compound. | ||
| They outsourced themselves. | ||
| So that's why Mitt's dad could never be president. | ||
| Mitt's dad wanted to be president, but he was born in Mexico. | ||
| Shazam signed. | ||
| Oh, snap. | ||
| Isn't that crazy? | ||
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That's hilarious. | |
| I mean, he's a full-on nutter. | ||
| I mean, he's not just from a cult. | ||
| He's from the branch that left the country because they wanted to continue their multiple wife practice. | ||
| You can have multiple wives, but you can't marry a gay person. | ||
| That's bad. | ||
| God doesn't matter. | ||
| And animal marriage is next. | ||
| Yeah, medical marijuana. | ||
| Don't believe in it. | ||
| I believe. | ||
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Can I play devil's advocate on Mill Romney? | |
| Since we actually have a record of what he did when he was governor of Massachusetts, we see that he did not try to, for example, imprison or execute women who use the morning after pill. | ||
| You see that he didn't do this shit. | ||
| So some of the fantasies coming from certain elements of the left, and I hate to use terms like the left and the right because I'm totally against that stuff. | ||
| But these fantasies, he was governor. | ||
| He was a powerful guy. | ||
| He didn't do any of that shit. | ||
| He was fairly moderate. | ||
| You can attack him for being kind of a heartless person, but he is not nearly as extreme as people think and as he's portraying himself to be. | ||
| Well, I think he's very flexible. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think it's what's really important for a guy like Mint Romney is to be in power. | ||
| And Massachusetts is a very liberal state. | ||
| I grew up in Massachusetts. | ||
| You can't get by on just total, strict Republican rhetoric in Massachusetts. | ||
| It's not going to work. | ||
| So he sort of went with the flow of the thing. | ||
| That's what I think. | ||
| And I think that's the most dangerous thing about him, is that he doesn't seem to have real strong opinions on things. | ||
| I mean, he seems to know how to make money. | ||
| I don't understand what they do. | ||
| I've tried to look into what's supposed to be so evil about Bain Capital, but to me, it's numbers nonsense. | ||
| It's all craziness. | ||
| I read the Matt Taibbi article in Rolling Stone, which is another mind-fucking sort of a view where you're like, what? | ||
| You make money doing what? | ||
| Like, how do you do it? | ||
| And then they move it from here and then they give them loans and they can never pay it back. | ||
| And like, what the fuck? | ||
| Mitt Romney said he harvests businesses for profit. | ||
| Sounds like the matrix, like harvesting human beings. | ||
| But do you know Bain Capital is actually integral into pushing Monsanto into biotech? | ||
| So Bain Capital, yeah, Mitt Romney got a million dollars from the ex-CEO of Monsanto when he was starting off at Bain Capital and he got pushed into, you know, he's very tight with Monsanto. | ||
| So is Obama. | ||
| They all are. | ||
| It's so creepy when you find the history of Monsanto. | ||
| You know, everybody thinks about, oh man, these genetically modified foods are dangerous. | ||
| How about AZT? | ||
| How about fucking, how about Agent Orange? | ||
| They came up with Agent Orange. | ||
| Do you want that company making your cereal? | ||
| DHT, these are the grains that are in your cereal. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| AZT was cancer medication. | ||
| DDT and DDCBs. | ||
| DDT. | ||
| They made Agent Orange, and here they are making your corn. | ||
| Holla. | ||
| Holla. | ||
| Holla to play a... | ||
| Sorry about that. | ||
| What was it? | ||
| What'd they use? | ||
| PCBs. | ||
| Just dumping the shit in the water. | ||
| And everyone's like retarded now. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Why would they dump it in the water? | ||
| Just because they could. | ||
| They had it and it was there and that's how they got rid of it. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Zero regulation. | ||
| The Indian farmer thing is the scariest thing. | ||
| When you find hundreds of thousands of Indian farmers have committed suicide. | ||
| Are they connected to Monsanto by choice or is it like they have no choice where to buy their seeds? | ||
| Yeah, they're being forced. | ||
| Well, one of our main government's forcing Monsanto's seeds on them and so they're burning them and people are just like, why would poor people burn food? | ||
| And you're like, because they get it. | ||
| Like, they don't. | ||
| And it's crazy. | ||
| Are they trying to outlaw owning non-regulated seeds or something like that? | ||
| Like, if you have to get your seeds from a certain amount of people. | ||
| That's the most sinister shit out there. | ||
| It also creates monocropping and destroys local agriculture. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| If there is a God, a seed is clearly designed to be something that should not be regulated or patented. | ||
| Because it drops from the fucking tree. | ||
| It creates more of them. | ||
| You eat some of them. | ||
| It creates more of them. | ||
| It's not something that's supposed to be. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're making zombie plants that can't make babies. | ||
| So you have to keep buying seeds from these fucking evil group of people. | ||
| It's creating super worms and shit, though, so it's not even going to work anymore. | ||
| And that's what's going to be really scary about it. | ||
| The idea of doing it for profit, too. | ||
| It's so crazy how much money you can make doing that. | ||
| And they're getting away with it. | ||
| And now, do you see the study that shows these tumors from rats that are eating genetically modified? | ||
| Massive tumors. | ||
| It's creepy. | ||
| Well, you know, it's not a natural food. | ||
| There's a crazy battle going on, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| This is just one of the tumors. | ||
| Those fucking losers. | ||
| But what about the Terminator seed? | ||
| That's a weapon, dude. | ||
| Monsanto made a Terminator seed that destroys itself after one year. | ||
| No, it's swear to God. | ||
| It destroys itself after one yield. | ||
| You're like, why would you even have to make that? | ||
| What are you going to use that for? | ||
| I mean, that's such a Terminator seeds. | ||
| So that's just the fuck over. | ||
| It's such a God thing. | ||
| It's such a claim. | ||
| I mean, you're playing God. | ||
| You're actually fucking with life. | ||
| And because it's a plant, we were like, oh, it's just a plant. | ||
| It's still life. | ||
| That's a living organism, and you fucked with it, and now you're growing your own organism. | ||
| And then you wrote that you own this organism. | ||
| I mean, Jesus Christ, you own it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, it's like a dog. | ||
| Like, you know, this is your shit. | ||
| You know, you've made little robot seeds that you now own all these. | ||
| You sell them to these people, and they can never use them again. | ||
| They don't grow. | ||
| The whole idea behind it is insanity. | ||
| It's insane that you could be able to patent life. | ||
| There's countries where they actually outlaw collecting rainwater, too. | ||
| The idea that no one's in. | ||
| Rainwater terrorism. | ||
| That no one's come in and protected that and said, listen, you cannot own life. | ||
| You can't patent life. | ||
| You can't have the genetic code for pigs. | ||
| Yeah, you want another one? | ||
| No, I'm saying how about a bottle of water. | ||
| A bottle of water. | ||
| Yeah, water is free. | ||
| We were talking about this yesterday. | ||
| If you were to go back in time 30 years and tell somebody, 30 years from now, you're going to have to pay $2.50 out of a machine for a bottle of water at a hotel. | ||
| And on top of that, most of our wars are going to be fought by robots in the sky. | ||
| People would think that you were like schizophrenic. | ||
| They think that's crazy shit. | ||
| Water's free. | ||
| Just go down to the fountain water and told me that 10 years ago, I probably wouldn't have believed you. | ||
| The water issue is a tough one because some people say, just drink tap water. | ||
| It's safe. | ||
| Like Penn and Teller had a whole show about it. | ||
| But no, it's not really, okay? | ||
| Because there's fluoride in it. | ||
| And guess what? | ||
| Fluoride's poison. | ||
| I mean, it's a very low-level poison. | ||
| And the idea is that fluoride is supposed to kill the bad things that are on your teeth that give you cavities. | ||
| And that's, I guess, maybe that it does that. | ||
| You really could get away without it. | ||
| You could brush your teeth without using fluoride. | ||
| Fluoride is fucking kind of dangerous. | ||
| It's not healthy for the body. | ||
| And, you know, you drink water with fluoride in it all the time. | ||
| There's been studies that show that it could calcify your pineal gland, which is where melatonin and DMT are produced. | ||
| Like that fluoride actually can fuck with the chemistry of your brain if you take in a lot of it, especially if you're drinking a lot of tap water every day. | ||
| And you think about how much fluoride that could have in it. | ||
| Bathing in it, cooking. | ||
| I mean, you're already consuming. | ||
| I mean, why is it that we accepted this propaganda and we still do, that somehow the fluoridation of water supplies all across the country is good for us? | ||
| I mean, it's mass medication. | ||
| It's a byproduct of phosphate mining. | ||
| They sell it to municipalities and we drink it. | ||
| I mean, it's insane. | ||
| Yeah, and by the way, it was one of Hitler's ideas to fluoridate the water to keep the population numb. | ||
| Like, that was Hitler's idea. | ||
| It was much more fluoride, I believe, than we use now. | ||
| I think, you know, ours is less sinister. | ||
| And I think they did it because someone tricked him into doing it for the idea of dental hygienes. | ||
| Like, I had this guy, Dave Asprey, on the show yesterday, and he was talking about how much bullshit is involved in the idea of salt, of having a low-salt diet, and how crazy that is. | ||
| And he was talking about how that's just propaganda that's stuck around. | ||
| So you're supposed to have a no-salt diet? | ||
| How's it supposed to work? | ||
| You're supposed to have plenty of salt. | ||
| Salt's an essential mineral. | ||
| This guy, Dave Asprey, carries salt around with him. | ||
| He brings salt with him everywhere he goes. | ||
| Like, he has salt every morning. | ||
| He says it's like an essential part of being a human animal. | ||
| You need it to retain water. | ||
| Yeah, everybody needs it. | ||
| It's just one of those things where you get sold some wacky bill of goods. | ||
| Do you ever remember those commercials that they used to have where they had doctors suggesting particular types of cigarettes? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Yeah, those are crazy. | |
| It helps with digestion after your meal. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Doctors are recommending worse shit today than cigarettes. | ||
| Well, do you, what was the movie? | ||
| Oh, Jay Edgar. | ||
| The Jay Edgar who movie. | ||
| I thought that was good. | ||
| It was good. | ||
| It was good. | ||
| The Leonardo DiCaprio movie. | ||
| And in it, she says that the doctor prescribed him cigarettes for his health. | ||
| Like, to make him more robust. | ||
| Literally. | ||
| Prescribed cigarettes. | ||
| It was on Mad Man. | ||
| And there was actually a movie that came out a few years ago. | ||
| And it was kind of post-apocalyptic. | ||
| And the people who lived there, they would have to smoke cigarettes because it had medication in it. | ||
| And protect them from the singing air. | ||
| I was like, weeds are the most like. | ||
| I think I've seen that movie. | ||
| That means they're just giving them weeds. | ||
| Salem Winston must have paid a lot for it. | ||
| Speaking of weeds. | ||
| Cigarettes are keeping us alive. | ||
| You said stuff about Prometheus, like you didn't really like it because it kind of sucked. | ||
| I enjoy it as background. | ||
| I put it on when I write sometimes visually amazing. | ||
| Did you get the link that I tweeted to you about that? | ||
| What about it? | ||
| They created a fake corporate website for Wayland, which is the company that backs their mission in Prometheus. | ||
| And on the website, there's all kinds of shit. | ||
| Like there's a fake TED talk given in the year 2023. | ||
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Oh, wow. | |
| Where he's talking about how now we can create Android so we have the same power as God. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| And they did such a good job with the website that you look at it and you're totally like, this could be Google in the next 20 years. | ||
| Or whatever big company happens to be around. | ||
| I think I watched Prometheus and that's one of the things I thought when there's like from the year 2092 or whatever, 22, what was it? | ||
| What was the year? | ||
| Oh, SBM. | ||
| Prometheus. | ||
| Yeah, it was like 2073 or something. | ||
| Yeah, it was like 90 years from now or something like that. | ||
| Whatever the fuck it was. | ||
| This is spoilers. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| And when I was looking, I was like, you know what? | ||
| That is really underestimating how fucking nutty things are going to be. | ||
| Because that doesn't even look hardly nutty. | ||
| The only thing that's nutty about that is they can go further into space, they go to sleep for a little while, and they got holograms. | ||
| That ain't shit. | ||
| I think that's really underestimating this sort of interconnectivity that people are going to enjoy just in the next decade. | ||
| I think it's going to be way crazier than Prometheus. | ||
| I'm looking forward to a psychic version of Gmail. | ||
| It's going to be like, look, you're going to be connected to people in some other weird way. | ||
| It's just the same way you are through your phone in a wireless way. | ||
| Someone's going to figure out how to make that something that speaks directly to your synapses. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| There's going to be something like that. | ||
| There's going to be something that allows you either in a clinical setting, it will probably be that way first, and then it's just going to integrate into your life. | ||
| You know, they're going to figure out a way. | ||
| It's going to be like a goddamn electric toothbrush. | ||
| Everyone's going to have one. | ||
| I was kind of disappointed. | ||
| I don't know what you were saying about Prometheus earlier, but I'm really into that theory too, that aliens created us. | ||
| And so I was kind of like, fuck yeah, they have like a movie about this. | ||
| And I was like, oh man, it kind of just wasn't as good as I thought it would be. | ||
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Shit version of the idea of the Zachariah Sitchin idea. | |
| Yeah, the Ancient Aliens Theory Debunked, or Ancient Aliens Show Debunked, is a fucking amazing YouTube clip where a guy created this. | ||
| His name's, well, I don't want to say his name because he doesn't want his name said. | ||
| But he's going to come on the podcast. | ||
| I think he's out. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Let's call him Chris. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| So he debunked Asian aliens? | ||
| He debunked the whole... | ||
| What am I saying? | ||
| Chris White. | ||
| Anyway, very nice guy. | ||
| We've been going back and forth on Twitter, and this guy was a believer at one point in time, and then just started looking into all the different things that they had claimed on the show. | ||
| And, you know, that show is goofy as fuck, but it's fun. | ||
| This dude wrecked it. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| He crushed it. | ||
| It means nothing now. | ||
| It means nothing. | ||
| I mean, there's still a lot of mystery into the construction methods used for building the pyramids and moving obelisks and stuff like that. | ||
| But he basically crushed them on all of their major points. | ||
| I heard the dude now just combs his hair to the side. | ||
| So Glossy. | ||
| He looks like me. | ||
| He shaved his head. | ||
| He's like, fuck this. | ||
| The problem with ancient alien, I think it started off really good because you're like, all right, the pyramids, maybe. | ||
| This other shit in South America, maybe. | ||
| And then you run out of things to point the finger at. | ||
| Was George Washington really influenced by an alien visitation? | ||
| And it's like, you're just picking random things out of history at this point and trying to superimpose it. | ||
| They were doing samurais. | ||
| Yeah, that's when you think you've gone too far. | ||
| Samurais. | ||
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Who could have come up with the technology to make this sword? | |
| Could it possibly have been aliens? | ||
| Joe, have you seen Samsara yet? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh man, you really fucking shouldn't. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| Have you seen Baraka or Konyo Giscotzi? | ||
| That trilogy of... | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| It's just a fucking, it's just all images and really amazing images from all around the world. | ||
| What? | ||
| What are the films called? | ||
| Baraka and Samsara. | ||
| I feel like I'm in a cult because I'm telling everyone to watch it. | ||
| Tell me what it is. | ||
| So I forget who directed it. | ||
| I want to say Philip Glass did the music, but it's just all the world's wonders, and it's just so intense. | ||
| It takes you into the soul of people, and then it moves to another image. | ||
| And then it moves to another image. | ||
| There's a bunch of people climbing a mountain and they have a body. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay, I've seen that. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| Anyway, what's incredible? | ||
| What's wrong about it? | ||
| I feel like I'm tripping on mushrooms when I watch it because it's just so intense. | ||
| It's just different cultures all around the world and the juxtaposition between modern day society and ancient cultures and how they're living in the same time. | ||
| It's just incredible. | ||
| I bet that's going to be like the first technology when it comes to really tapping into another person's life. | ||
| They're going to create a reel for us. | ||
| And everyone's going to get the same reel and you'll be able to put it on because it takes a long time to record and it's very difficult to process. | ||
| So it's going to be like that game Dragon's Lair. | ||
| Do you remember the game Dragon's Lair? | ||
| No. | ||
| It was the first video game. | ||
| And the Dragon's Lair video game wasn't really a video game. | ||
| Like you would be shown an animated thing and then you'd have to move the lever one way or another way to get away or to get fucked. | ||
| Like one or another happened. | ||
| Either you moved it the right way and then they would show you a new screen. | ||
| Congratulations and you move on to the next round. | ||
| Or it would show you you getting hit in the head by a giant boulder and dying. | ||
| It was the stupidest video game ever. | ||
| But it was like really clumsy because they couldn't quite get it yet. | ||
| Now they have full motion 3D graphics that are absolutely insane and you play it. | ||
| It's full immersion. | ||
| I think that's what it's going to be like the first time you get a chance to peek into somebody else's brain. | ||
| They're just going to take a whole just segment of people from all over the world and make it into the one dope ass mixtape. | ||
| And you'll put it on and get to live changing lives and then it's going to move from there to the point where we're eventually all going to have the ability to transmit and receive. | ||
| Just get off of it. | ||
| It's going to be really cool. | ||
| They can record dreams now, like actually visually interpret them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well they've been able to get blurry images from dreams. | ||
| They've also been able to get blurry images from memory and they think that they might be able to figure out whether or not people are guilty or not, whether some certain images exist in their memory. | ||
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| If they can grab images. | ||
| If they can grab images, that means they can probably put in images through a similar process and just memory. | ||
| I bet your imagination can put those images in there as well. | ||
| And then it becomes the question of whether or not the, I mean, how much power does the imagination have over reality? | ||
| Because a lot of people think that, you know, well, imagination is just what's not real, and reality is what is real. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| You don't want to be too imaginative, Jimmy. | ||
| But the reality is that everything that is real is created because of the imagination. | ||
| The imagination is the reason why we have tables. | ||
| It's the reason why someone invented a rocket. | ||
| It's the reason why a computer exists. | ||
| Someone had to think it, and then it manifested itself in the real life. | ||
| Well, then the imagination becomes a very different thing. | ||
| Because then it becomes something that you know through a human and through the human touching things and moving things, manipulating with this idea. | ||
| It can change physical reality. | ||
| So it's not just an innocuous little thing floating in space. | ||
| The imagination, when you sit down and come up with things and create things and actually physically make them, it made those fucking things. | ||
| It did it through you. | ||
| Then the question becomes, can it do that to everything else as well? | ||
| And is it just, do we look at the imagination as like, well, we can control this because I'm a creative person and, you know, I drink a lot of coffee and then I sit down and I do my work. | ||
| Is that the case? | ||
| Or is the imagination like a force that moves everything in the universe? | ||
| We're just doing our little itty-bitty bitty part of it. | ||
| Well, yeah, I think the placebo effect is a prime example of something that no one talks about, but it's a fucking miracle. | ||
| You're like, your mind did this. | ||
| Like, how come? | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Why don't we focus more on the fact that the placebo effect is incredible? | ||
| Your mind might be able to... | ||
| Yeah, it's like. | ||
| Reality might not necessarily be something you knock on. | ||
| It might be the tune of the way you look at the world and your perceptions and your expectations can literally change what happens. | ||
| That's a hard... | ||
| There's like some weird shit that goes on there. | ||
| But then there's also the thought, like, if this is a continuous cycle, that's what so many Eastern religions believe, that you will come back, and a lot of them believe you will come back until you get it right. | ||
| And you'll keep living the same life over and over again until you do it with zero mistakes. | ||
| And you do it as an enlightened being from the time you're a baby to the time you leave. | ||
| And then you move on to the next stage of existence. | ||
| So we're in this constant endless cycle. | ||
| If there was a way to know that you were going to die and come back as a baby, but you had to take a chance, that you were going to be a baby in a good house, how terrifying would that fucking trip be? | ||
| You would never want to die. | ||
| You would never want to die, because what if you came up with some fucking asshole parents? | ||
| What if you came up in some abusive environment? | ||
| What if you were born in Ethiopia? | ||
| What if you were born in some shit part of the world where you can't get out? | ||
| You're fucked. | ||
| If we had people that really believed that the only way to ensure your karma, the only way to ensure your safe passage as a child to adulthood is to go through this life being as loving and as careful and as considerate as possible and spreading as much positive energy as possible. | ||
| If we really could get people to think that, that would change reality because every baby would grow up in an environment where people did grow up in an environment where people loved them because they didn't want to be stuck in some fucking shithole in the middle of Pakistan in a hut somewhere where drones are shooting missiles over their heads. | ||
| I was thinking Glendale. | ||
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| I was thinking where the bombs hit, man. | ||
| Where the drones, son. | ||
| If we get people to believe that. | ||
| Yeah, and get people to think about that. | ||
| That might be real. | ||
| I mean, it really, I mean, I don't know. | ||
| I don't understand the idea of reincarnation. | ||
| But if it does exist, people are going to be terrified. | ||
| If they could prove that exists, just that alone would freak people the fuck out. | ||
| The fact that you're just going to keep coming back as a person in a new life every time. | ||
| If you believe in the Dalai Lama and what he represents, they claim that he has the option of just opting out next time. | ||
| You opt out of the body scanner at the TSA. | ||
| He can just be like, I'm done. | ||
| Like, I'm not going to do this. | ||
| He doesn't want to be the Dalai Lama anymore. | ||
| But he has that choice. | ||
| Apparently, after he dies, he can tell whoever's in charge of you coming back in a body. | ||
| He can be like, I'm done with this. | ||
| No more earth. | ||
| And he has that option. | ||
| You know, he seems like a wonderful guy, but he's stuck in an ideology. | ||
| He's dressed like an idiot. | ||
| He's being silly as fuck. | ||
| The whole thing is silly. | ||
| It's completely silly. | ||
| This clothes thing where you have to wear certain clothes to be, I mean, you have to be completely expressionless in the way you keep your body warm. | ||
| That's nonsense. | ||
| That doesn't make any sense. | ||
| If there's a real God, he doesn't care if you wear pants. | ||
| He doesn't care if you have a fucking ACDC t-shirt on. | ||
| You should wear whatever the fuck you want. | ||
| That's craziness. | ||
| The whole idea that you can't have sex with anybody. | ||
| Oh, come on. | ||
| You know, the idea that it takes over and obsesses your life. | ||
| No, it doesn't if you get your shit together, stupid. | ||
| Like the idea that you can't have sex because it ruins your life. | ||
| It doesn't always ruin your life, dummy. | ||
| Sometimes it enhances your life. | ||
| You're not living 100% full life. | ||
| So this idea that you're enlightened yet not living, stop it. | ||
| That's nonsense. | ||
| You need to go out and you need to get drunk every now and then. | ||
| You need to have a shot of whiskey. | ||
| You need to go to Vegas and see what a real strip club looks like. | ||
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Maybe that's a bit Romney needs, just a hard weekend in Vegas. | |
| He needs to go back to Mexico. | ||
| Go back to Mexico and fucking camp out with the cult and load rifles as they look around for kidnappers. | ||
| That's what they do. | ||
| They need to knock up a black girl. | ||
| I think you just nailed it. | ||
| A black girl really likes mushrooms. | ||
| The lack of psychedelic experience is a real problem for people that are in office. | ||
| I say that and it sounds completely ridiculous. | ||
| But I really think you need something as a human being. | ||
| You need something every now and then to jolt you out of your walls of perception, of relief. | ||
| You get stuck. | ||
| You get stuck thinking that this makes sense. | ||
| You get stuck on a momentous journey where the momentum keeps pushing you along the same path and there's no room to adjust. | ||
| And especially if you're part of a corporation, something big. | ||
| Every corporation should have a fucking retreat every six months where they all go to the desert together and they all trip their fucking balls off and then they rethink their life. | ||
| And then they get together and they have a meeting on Monday. | ||
| And I go, what do you think? | ||
| Well, the fucking lizard guy with the tail and the wings, he told me I'm fucking up. | ||
| And they showed me the future and it's not good. | ||
| Listen, we've got to get these suicide seeds out of these people's hands. | ||
| Well, yeah, we can't be making money off them. | ||
| This is fucked. | ||
| They would realize the error of their ways. | ||
| But instead, they have a whiskey and an ambient and they go to sleep. | ||
| And the drugs that we have available now, whether it's OxyContin, which is readily available to anybody that stubs their toe, all these different drugs that are available, they're available and they have a numbing quality to them. | ||
| They have a quality that allows you to not look at the big picture, but just play your role and put your nose down and grin and bear it. | ||
| Do you know how many fucking people are on antidepressants during the day and sleeping pills at night? | ||
| This is a staggering number. | ||
| That's a recipe for insanity. | ||
| Like some of those sleeping pills, you walk around and don't remember where you were. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| That happens a lot. | ||
| I used to work at a physician's office and he handled mostly like injuries and every single patient that came in there with like a work injury, they would get an antidepressant because they weren't working. | ||
| So obviously they're depressed. | ||
| They would get a painkiller. | ||
| They would get like Maloxicam or something, but it was like a sedative and an anti-anxiety pill. | ||
| And it was like five or six pills that almost every single patient would walk out with. | ||
| Mass diagnosing everyone that comes in there with anxiety and depression. | ||
| I had no idea it was such an issue until I had a few friends that got prescribed them and I saw like changes in their personality. | ||
| I saw weirdness. | ||
| I saw people that acted irrationally. | ||
| And then especially when I was on news radio, Phil Hartman's wife was on Zoloft when she killed him. | ||
| She was on Zoloft and cocaine. | ||
| And apparently that is a psychotic combination. | ||
| Like literally makes you psychotic. | ||
| And to the point where the family got a settlement from Zoloft. | ||
| Family got a settlement because of that. | ||
| And it's been shown to have, you know, horrific effects. | ||
| So I started looking into it, and then I found the numbers, the numbers of people that are on antidepressants. | ||
| And they're fucking staggering. | ||
| It's staggering. | ||
| And as far as long-term studies to see what kind of an effect that shit has on you in 20, 30 years, have there been any? | ||
| I mean, do they know? | ||
| How about people that don't need them? | ||
| Those people are part of an ongoing experiment. | ||
| I don't think that's it. | ||
| You are the data. | ||
| If you're on those pills, you're the data that people 20 years from now will be looking at. | ||
| Well, it's amazing. | ||
| Every time there's a famous person that dies from pills, they're just like, oh, they don't really talk about it. | ||
| When before it was like, yeah, they died of a speedball. | ||
| It's like, now this is legal heroin, legal cocaine, legal speed. | ||
| Way crazier. | ||
| I mean, fucking all the fentanyl patches and shit. | ||
| I mean, they're just like giving these things out. | ||
| I called my doctor once to consult about birth control, and within five minutes, she was trying to give me an antidepressant. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Because you wanted to get pregnant or you didn't want to get pregnant? | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| I just was calling just to consult about like different kinds of birth control and she was just like, well, are you feeling moody? | ||
| And she was like, let's talk about your like moodiness. | ||
| And I was like, she was like, I was like, is this legal for you to try to push meds on me? | ||
| It's like a brain. | ||
| It seems like if you were a person who wasn't strong-minded, you would go it just because your doctor recommends it. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| America is one of only two countries in the world that allow direct-to-consumer advertising with pharmaceutical pills. | ||
| Us and New Zealand. | ||
| Random, right? | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| My dad's a doctor, and he hates the ask your doctor about because you're misleading people. | ||
| If you think you have a symptom and you're like, oh, I got to ask my doctor about this to get it fixed, there are a hundred other diseases that could be causing that symptom. | ||
| And that's why you go to a fucking doctor in the first place so you can be diagnosed properly. | ||
| But instead, what happens is you go, this must be what I have, because the TV ad is so convincing. | ||
| You look it up on WebMD, it confirms your expectations. | ||
| Yeah, this is what I have. | ||
| You go to your doctor and you're like, here, I've done the research for you. | ||
| And then you're putting your doctor in an awkward situation where if he doesn't do what you want him to do, you suddenly think he's not giving you the right care. | ||
| But you really have to rely on an expert. | ||
| It'd be like, you don't see that for cars. | ||
| You don't see advertisements for like, you know, you don't just walk into a car dealership and say, here's what's wrong with my car. | ||
| I need to do this, this, and this. | ||
| You tell them to check it out. | ||
| It's kind of interesting you can't sell cigarettes anymore. | ||
| That's the one thing you can't sell in ads anymore. | ||
| You can't have cigarette commercials. | ||
| Remember that new one we saw with the electronic cigarette? | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| That was so sexy. | ||
| Let me try to find who was it. | ||
|
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Who is the dude? | |
| The dude is Stephen Bauer. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Stephen Dorf. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Stephen Dorf is on the nicotine. | ||
| Please pull that commercial up. | ||
| Oh, my goodness. | ||
| Stephen Nicotine. | ||
| Yes, they do. | ||
| Not the nicotine, though. | ||
| Nicotine actually has some positive effects on the body. | ||
| Nicotine actually is beneficial. | ||
| It can help people with heart issues. | ||
| It helps people be more creative. | ||
| Like, nicotine itself, as a drug, as a compound, an isolated compound, is not bad. | ||
| What's bad is when you smoke it and you smoke it in a cigarette form with 590 other fucking chemicals that are all poured in there by your own, you know, approved by your own loving government just to make those cigarettes more addictive. | ||
| That's when shit gets really bad. | ||
| And to make them burn a little bit better. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But let's be honest, this is kind of disturbing to watch, though, because it is still nicotine, and people can still get addicted to nicotine, you know? | ||
| Yeah, they can. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| Yeah, let's watch this. | ||
| This is beautiful. | ||
| I'm Stephen Dorff. | ||
| I've been a smoker for 20 years. | ||
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And I just found the smarter alternative. | |
| Blue E-Cigs. | ||
| Blue lets me enjoy smoking without expecting the people who love me. | ||
| Look how sexy he is. | ||
| He's a rebel. | ||
| He's got a James Dean jacket on him. | ||
| He's at the beach. | ||
| He's so cool. | ||
| He's got a beach house. | ||
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Look, we're all adults here. | |
| Stand on the table. | ||
| Hello, Ring. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| It looks cool. | ||
| I just want to go to parties with him. | ||
| Well, if Stephen Dorp does it. | ||
| I just want to party with him. | ||
| Let's go get one ready. | ||
| Yeah, that's the kind of, if you met a guy and he pulled out a cigarette and started telling you how awesome it was like that, you would run like the house was on fire. | ||
| You would just run away from him. | ||
| Who fucking designed that commercial? | ||
| If he looked you in the eyes commercial. | ||
| If he looked you in the eyes and blew smoke like that. | ||
| Yeah, and you're being all actory. | ||
| Fuck you, dummy. | ||
| You got to choose. | ||
| Either you're selling shit or you're going to be an actor. | ||
| You can't be all actor-y. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| What was that? | ||
| An emotional moment for you? | ||
| Considering your next project? | ||
| I want to kick that guy in the balls when I see that commercial. | ||
| That's insulting. | ||
| Fucking insulting commercial, you fool. | ||
| That's disturbing. | ||
| But I'm not hating on Stephen Dorff. | ||
| I mean, if he got paid, go for it, dude. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| I just think you could have done a better job. | ||
| I think he kind of phoned it in. | ||
| I liked you in Blade, though, dude. | ||
| You're pretty sweet in Blade. | ||
| I'm not saying you're a bad actor. | ||
| I'm saying that shit's preposterous, son. | ||
| And take it from me, I've done preposterous shit. | ||
| You got to know when you did it. | ||
| You just did some preposterous shit. | ||
| Black and white walking by the beach with your fucking James Dean jacket on. | ||
| Sucking on a blue robot dick. | ||
| I don't know what that dick. | ||
| That's a blue robot dick. | ||
| You really need to suck on that blue robot dick? | ||
| I'm loving it. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| Why don't you just get some nicorette gum, you fucking freak? | ||
| Yeah, look at my. | ||
| Yeah, look, he's fucking serious. | ||
| He's serious. | ||
| He's going to say something cool right before he shows you that. | ||
| It's blue. | ||
| Yeah, this is like a scene in a movie that's making fun of the future. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| This is like a Johnny Drama thing. | ||
| This is like Johnny Drama got a commercial. | ||
| If he's acting in it. | ||
| If you were watching one of those Arnold Schwarzenegger movies or like The Terminator or something like that, if they were making fun of the future, showing you a video of what the future would be like, this would be real. | ||
| They'd have robot fucking cigarettes. | ||
| Demolition, man. | ||
| And this silly bitch is smoking them. | ||
| What are you doing, dude? | ||
| His little wrinkly forehead. | ||
| Let me recover some of that. | ||
| He's fucking serious, bro. | ||
| Well, you know what? | ||
| I'm out on the beach, do a lot of surfing. | ||
| Sometimes I just move sand. | ||
| Dig holes. | ||
| I make trenches. | ||
| I make my own rivers. | ||
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I go on the moat. | |
| You know, I make like these castles, and I love the fact they're not going to be there. | ||
| In an hour, they're gone, but they're there now. | ||
| I live for now. | ||
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I'm going to live for now with my blue cigarettes. | |
| I was just thinking, you know how you were saying that people are just generally unhappy because they're overworked. | ||
| They're not fucking following their true will, all this shit. | ||
| I was just thinking the other day watching the soup because it highlights the most ridiculous reality shows that you can't even believe are fucking on TV. | ||
| But just like the My Strange Addiction, like people who eat scotch tape and shit. | ||
| You're like, I'm sure people in the third world are just like, they saw this. | ||
| They're like, what the fuck? | ||
| It's just only like first world problems. | ||
| Like, can you imagine anyone else having that problem of like, I can't stop eating couch upholstery? | ||
| I have a problem. | ||
| How about a video of the first world problems hashtag on Twitter that people use? | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| They took some of those tweets that were popular and they superimposed them. | ||
| Or they didn't superimpose them. | ||
| They had kids and like really poor people in Haiti narrate this shit. | ||
| It's a video you can look up. | ||
| It's like Haiti First World Problems. | ||
| And it's like, I hate how my two-door garage takes like 10 seconds to open. | ||
| And meanwhile, there are like starving animals in the background and stuff. | ||
| And it's like, it starts to hit home. | ||
| Like, You're kind of an asshole if you spend all day tweeting about stuff like that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like it's okay to acknowledge that you're privileged and you have a lot of shit that most people on earth don't have. | ||
| But at a certain point, maybe you give $20 to your favorite charity instead of tweeting that all afternoon. | ||
| Yeah, you silly bitch. | ||
| Hey, Brian, how funny was that video that you pulled up yesterday, the Saturn Live video? | ||
| You want to pull it up? | ||
| Should we pull it up? | ||
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What is it? | |
| It's so funny. | ||
| I haven't watched Saturn Live in a long time because Saturn Live went through this. | ||
| It sucks now. | ||
| It went through a spell where it was just, I couldn't watch it. | ||
| Isn't it getting better? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| This is fucking fantastic. | ||
| This is the first thing that I've seen from them in years. | ||
| And I only saw it because Brian was watching on the computer. | ||
| But it's them making fun of people complaining about Apple products. | ||
| And then the people who answer are the Foxconn employees. | ||
| Holy shit, is it funny? | ||
| Dude, you got it? | ||
| Yeah, it's on NBC.com, unfortunately. | ||
| So I'm trying to watch the commercial right now. | ||
| Oh, you have to watch it. | ||
| 30-second one? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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What is it? | |
| Oh, it's a 17-second one. | ||
| They're trying to sell you missiles. | ||
| NBC makes missiles. | ||
| And now it's some love thing. | ||
| Oh, look, it's lovey. | ||
| They're in love with each other. | ||
| Buy something. | ||
| What is love your heart? | ||
| Free your heart. | ||
| E-Harmony. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| E-Harmony. | ||
| Selling love. | ||
| I heard that shit doesn't really work, by the way. | ||
| E-Harmony? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Have you tried it? | ||
| Listen, David. | ||
| If you can't get laid in an online dating service, it's on you. | ||
| Those are girls who are DTF. | ||
| J Dates pretty easy. | ||
| This is really funny. | ||
| Go full screen on this so we can enjoy it in all its glory. | ||
|
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My photos, what is that? | |
| Exactly. | ||
| It is unacceptable. | ||
| Dennis? | ||
| Well, the bottom line is, it's just too thin and too light. | ||
| I only asked for a phone that was lighter and thinner, but this is ridiculous. | ||
| I mean, I feel like I'm holding three pieces of paper stapled together, not a smartphone. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That must be so hard to deal with. | ||
| It's a real struggle. | ||
|
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I mean, whoever built these iPhones, I don't know what they were thinking. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Let's ask them. | ||
| Joining us now are three peasant laborers from the factory in China where these iPhones were manufactured. | ||
| Say what? | ||
| Please welcome Ma Xu Quinn, Shu Chao, and Li Hai. | ||
| Thanks for joining us. | ||
| Hi. | ||
| Good to see you. | ||
| This should be fun. | ||
| Can I leave? | ||
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No, you may not. | |
| Can we withdraw all our earlier complaints? | ||
|
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Absolutely not. | |
| This is a trap. | ||
| So, Mr. Chow, Josh here was just complaining about Apple Map. | ||
| It wasn't really a complaint. | ||
| I was sad. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Talk about Apple Map. | ||
|
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It no work, right? | |
| You take it to the wrong place. | ||
| You want Starbuck to take you to Dunkin' Donut? | ||
| That must be so hard for you. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| You want Macy to take you to JCPenney? | ||
| Oh, how you deal with that? | ||
| Oh, I guess we just lucky. | ||
| You know, we don't need map, you know, because we sleep where we were. | ||
| Yeah, but thank you for pointing out problem. | ||
| I'm so sorry. | ||
| I'm so sorry. | ||
|
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And you guys were complaining a lot about the anger. | |
| Just keep it going. | ||
| Yeah, that's the whole thing. | ||
| Yeah, it's good for them. | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
|
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I waited six hours for this piece of crap. | |
| Oh, you're within line for six hours. | ||
| That's tough. | ||
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One time, she went in line 21 days for a baby formula. | |
| You know, food to feed baby. | ||
| So, so, so very similar. | ||
| We're sorry, okay? | ||
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It's just the iPhone 4 seems like it works a lot better. | |
| You know what? | ||
| We are being unfair. | ||
| There are legitimate problems with no iPhone. | ||
| So go ahead, make a complaint. | ||
| You sure? | ||
| Sure, go ahead. | ||
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We are friends. | |
| Okay, well, the casing scratches very easily. | ||
| Do you like me? | ||
| We need to play sad Chinese violin from New York subway while you complain. | ||
| And true queen here will perform traditional sarcastic dance. | ||
| This is fucking funny. | ||
| All right. | ||
| That wasn't funny. | ||
| We watched the wrestling. | ||
| He goes on for another video. | ||
| It's NBC.com. | ||
| It's very funny. | ||
| And Saturday Night Live was funny again. | ||
| Congratulations. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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They did it. | |
| But yeah, there. | ||
| Don't be complaining, bitch. | ||
| You could easily be born in Ethiopia with no feet. | ||
| Maybe you will be if you complain. | ||
| Maybe that's the same thing. | ||
| And you'll be cycled back, motherfucker. | ||
| Could you imagine everybody that was in a shit situation just used to mock people in shit situations in the last life? | ||
| If it was that cut and dry, it was that easy to follow. | ||
| Where are the Kardashians headed? | ||
| I feel like they're not real. | ||
| I feel like they're probably from another planet, and it's some sort of a device they're using to gauge our stupidity. | ||
| No, it's like a robot. | ||
| She's like a robot fucked all from space. | ||
| That's what I think. | ||
| Because they've totally overestimated her position, like her physique, rather. | ||
| I mean, her ass is just completely out of control. | ||
| It's gotten just insane. | ||
| It is growing. | ||
| And it's not growing in a natural way because her legs aren't growing with it. | ||
| Like, if she became like some crazy powerlifter and she just developed these giant muscular thighs and this huge ass, that would make sense. | ||
| But no, someone on YouTube described it best. | ||
| He said it looks like a diaper filled with pudding. | ||
| That's disgusting. | ||
| Yeah, that's what it looks like. | ||
| It looks like she's doing something to it. | ||
| She's making it bigger. | ||
| The only episode I ever accidentally saw of that show. | ||
| Let me see your DVR right now, son. | ||
| Was the one she had her ass x-rayed to try to prove that there was no implants. | ||
| Really? | ||
| So that only leaves a couple of other options. | ||
| It's a good use of healthcare resources. | ||
| Right, yeah. | ||
| Well, how do we know it's a real doctor? | ||
| By the way, it's acting. | ||
| I mean, most of the, like, when they walk into a place and everybody goes, oh, hi, nice to see you. | ||
| There's a fucking camera already there. | ||
| You hear you inside. | ||
| They're showing you an over-the-shoulder shot. | ||
| There's a fucking camera behind you and you're pretending you didn't know she was coming. | ||
| You stopped that. | ||
| We had a reality show come into one of the doctor's offices I worked in. | ||
| And it was like, I think she was like a gymnast or something, and they just came in with cameras. | ||
| But of course, they were supposed to pretend like, oh, hey, you know, what's wrong with you? | ||
| It's fucking ridiculous. | ||
| They don't have real reality shows anymore. | ||
| What they have is like these low-end producer guys who sort of dictate what's going to happen in these scenes. | ||
| And then these clumsy fucks act it out. | ||
| I watched a whole episode of Jersey Shore the other day in my green room before a show where the situation wanted to leave and nobody else wanted to leave. | ||
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And that was the fucking fucking show. | |
| And I'm not exaggerating at all. | ||
| He wanted to leave the house, right? | ||
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
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They were at a club. | |
| They were at a club. | ||
| And, you know, one guy like, hey, you know, the more he's an asshole, the better it is for me because then I get all the bitches. | ||
| And then Snookie was like, I'm not leaving. | ||
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Fuck you. | |
| I'm not leaving. | ||
| He's like, it's time to go. | ||
| Like, he wanted to leave. | ||
| Nobody else wanted to leave. | ||
| And that was the whole thing was them playing on this. | ||
| And you've got to know, 99% of that's horseshit. | ||
| They're not really having this argument. | ||
| They just decide that this is what it's going to be tonight. | ||
| Tonight it's going to be the situation tries to get girls, but he's too aggressive. | ||
| So he wants to leave. | ||
| And then, you know, they make it drama. | ||
| They turn it into a script. | ||
| I love how there's a channel called Real TV, but every single show on it's fake. | ||
| Like in fake reality shows. | ||
| Well, you remember how they were doing Mind in the Store, you know, when they were doing the Pauly Shore, the comedy thing? | ||
| Comedy store thing? | ||
| Yeah, they had a scenario that they would do every day. | ||
| That's how they do all of them. | ||
| They don't trust that it would be interesting enough to just follow your life. | ||
| Remember when, I think it was Rutgers that paid Snookie like 40G to speak there? | ||
| I was like, if I was a student, I'd fucking quit. | ||
| I'm not paying my tuition to pay Snookie to teach me life lessons about what to fuck to do with the refund. | ||
| It would be horrible weeks. | ||
| It would be fascinating, though, if she couldn't leave, if she had to sit there for a certain amount of time and she had to answer questions. | ||
| Come on, that would be fascinating. | ||
| She can't just be a bad person. | ||
| Not worth $40 grand, but yes, I would. | ||
| No. | ||
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$40. | |
| I would sit through that and watch that. | ||
| It would be fascinating, though, just to pick her brain. | ||
| I don't hate her. | ||
| Who wouldn't do that if they were her? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| If you were her, she was you. | ||
| I would fucking do exactly the same thing. | ||
| That's the thing with shitty people in general. | ||
| Like, you think, like, all right, if I were given the power to do this, this, and this, would I act any different if I were like a riot cop and I was coming from that background and like A, B, and C were set up as such. | ||
| Could I be any different? | ||
| You know? | ||
| Well, you become, riot cops are a real extreme example, obviously. | ||
| The most extreme thing. | ||
| That's the most, you're in the enemy. | ||
| You know, you just, it becomes you versus them. | ||
| There's no way of avoiding that. | ||
| I mean, you have to be from a different culture. | ||
| You know, I think there's things have happened in some countries where the people and the police officers don't have the same sort of antagonistic relationship the United States people do. | ||
| But in the United States, if you're a riot cop and there's a riot, you're the enemy. | ||
| You know, it's like, you know, that guy's got a club and he's wearing a bulletproof vest and a fucking helmet. | ||
| It would be real hard for you to not act in self-preservation by staying with the group. | ||
| We were discussing that level of escalation, how the police are allowed to be one level of hostility above you. | ||
| They have clear defined levels of hostility. | ||
| And if you're at one level, they can be one level above you at all times, which I guess is supposed to be a deterrent from picking up a rock. | ||
| But the problem is at the same time, they have people that are in plain clothes that are police officers doing things like that to antagonize the crowd so they can move to the next level, next escalation. | ||
| They're called agent provocateurs. | ||
| There was one of the Occupy photos. | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
| You see these fucking cops, and the cops all have these vibram work-duty boots on, and so do the guys they're handcuffing. | ||
| They're handcuffing the viral protesters, and they all have the same fucking boots on. | ||
| It is the most ridiculous thing. | ||
| And people could say, well, anybody can buy those boots. | ||
| Yeah, but everybody? | ||
| All three of those guys? | ||
| You're watching the puppet show. | ||
| I mean, you're watching a puppet show now. | ||
| Now you're watching them act. | ||
| These guys are acting like they're bad guys now. | ||
| Like, it's like a show. | ||
| Like, cops are arresting cops. | ||
| They're arresting cops, and then it gives them the power to go in and arrest everybody else. | ||
| Because now we obviously have a violent protest, so we escalate. | ||
| So instead of it being what it really is, it becomes a show. | ||
| There's a video of one of them, like, kicking a window in, and it's like a real tight video if you watch it from the media side. | ||
| But there's actually someone recording it with a phone really far away. | ||
| And when you look at their angle, you can see not only all the media surrounding him not stopping him, but there's police across the street just standing there, letting him bash the window in. | ||
| Oh yeah, it's perfect. | ||
| It feeds into the police line. | ||
| I mean, they love the black block shit. | ||
| Like a NATO and G8. | ||
| There were people running around like someone lit a cop car on fire and the cops didn't do anything about it. | ||
| It just gives them justification to just do mass arrests and use crowd control methods that are completely unjustified. | ||
| Yeah, and for people who think that that's horseshit, you just need to watch. | ||
| There's a documentary. | ||
| I mean, it's an Alex Jones documentary. | ||
| Which one? | ||
| Settle in. | ||
| But it's 9-11, The Road to Tyranny. | ||
| And what's in it that's most spectacular is that he details and outlines the introduction of these agent provocateurs into this peaceful settlement, or this peaceful disagreement. | ||
| So these people are all protesting. | ||
| There's no rocks thrown, nothing's happening. | ||
| And then all of a sudden these dudes come in and they're dressed in black and they have military boots on and they start breaking windows and turning cars over and going crazy. | ||
| And then they all hole up in a fucking building somewhere. | ||
| I don't even want to get into it in full depth because it's a long and drawn-out thing. | ||
| But he details it with news accounts. | ||
| He's showing you the actual footage of what's going on. | ||
| And it's preposterous. | ||
| Like you look at it, and then what happens after it? | ||
| Well, after the police came in and broke up the peaceful protest and turned it into violence, and then they arrest all the fake cops or the fake protesters, then they make a no-protest zone. | ||
| So you can't even have, it was the World Trade Organization, you couldn't even have people that had a badge on with a red stripe through the WTO. | ||
| They were stopping them from going to work. | ||
| These people had book bags with WTO on it, and they're like, this is a no-protest zone. | ||
| A fucking no-protest zone. | ||
| Like, you can't go. | ||
| And this is all, I mean, it's not, there's the narrative aside. | ||
| This is all documented. | ||
| It's all very clear. | ||
| It shows you the cop, the cop, you see the cop tell her to take the fucking pin off of her book bag, and you're like, what? | ||
| H.R. 347. | ||
| Well, it's also, you know, I mean, when they get really nutty, it's when they start talking about Timothy McVeigh in Oklahoma City and how many anti-terrorism provisions were passed right after Oklahoma City. | ||
| All these different things that they could do after that was passed in order, you know, to surveil, to use what used to be illegal surveillance. | ||
| And that building, you know, that whole thing is crazy, that Timothy McVeigh thing. | ||
| If you talk to people that are demolitions experts, they say there's no way a truck filled with fertilizer can make an explosion like that. | ||
| It's not what it does. | ||
| They said it doesn't have that kind of an impact. | ||
| I mean, you can kill people with it, no doubt about it. | ||
| But it's not going to blow the whole fucking building apart like that. | ||
| That's an insane bomb. | ||
| And probably not even just one bomb. | ||
| And it blew everything outward. | ||
| Like, if you look at the point of impact, the guy parks this truck right in the front of the building and then blows it up, right? | ||
| That's what we're supposed to believe. | ||
| Well, the fucking building's blown outward. | ||
| Like, there's most of the buildings missing. | ||
| Like, the whole front of the building's gone. | ||
| And fertilizer in a fucking truck can do that. | ||
| Not all that he was supposed to have is his fertilizer. | ||
| Yeah, but no, because the FBI, they have the news footage of the FBI taking bombs that didn't explode and removing them from the building. | ||
| They had a bomb squad that removed additional bombs from the building. | ||
| Because in the moments after September or after Oklahoma City, there was a lot of confusion as to what happened before they put the narrative out there and before they say that this is what happened, this is the guy. | ||
| And there was a lot of confusion as to what really took place. | ||
| And while that confusion is being taken place, there's news reports of FBI guys removing bombs from the building. | ||
| And those were never tied to him in the trial or anything like that? | ||
| No. | ||
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| And there was also reports of the second guy who was in the car the whole time. | ||
| Just another. | ||
| And not only that, the agents who were in that building all evacuated the building before the bomb went off. | ||
| This is pre-internet media, right? | ||
| Of course. | ||
| When you put out the official narrative, it fills in the gaps in people's minds. | ||
| It's like you ask an acquaintance, what do you think of the hot girl wearing the red hat who just passed by? | ||
| Most people go, oh, yeah, she was hot. | ||
| Even if that girl did not exist. | ||
| You'd fill in the blanks, especially after something traumatic happens, you want somebody out there with the voice of authority to say, this is what happened. | ||
| Now you know, now it's not a fucking mystery. | ||
| We can move on with our lives. | ||
| And you pretty much accept whatever they say. | ||
| Yeah, no doubt about it. | ||
| I mean, we live in a shocking world. | ||
| And if something like Operation Northwoods is possible, at one point in time, they had decided they were going to sacrifice American lives. | ||
| And then you hear about the Dick Cheney plan to do the very same thing in Iran at the end of the Bush administration, you got to wonder what we don't know about. | ||
| You hear about General Wesley Clark's coming out in, I think it was 2007 where he said that he was given that paper, a classified memo saying that they wanted to invade seven countries in five years. | ||
| And it was all laid out. | ||
| That's the first show, right? | ||
| Yeah, this is like a week after 9-11 or something. | ||
| And they're like, here it is. | ||
| What did it say with the other countries? | ||
| Because I'm sure. | ||
| Well, you can pull it up online. | ||
| You want to pull it up online so we hear Wesley Clark say it? | ||
| Brian, I want to find that because this is, if you want to last piece of hope. | ||
| In between that and just agent provocateurs, there's been a lot of agents going in and using entrapment techniques to get people arrested. | ||
| Well, of course, not only that, they've actually supplied them with things that they could have never had in the first place. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Some 18-year-old kid who's just like, you know, he can be taught. | ||
| I mean, he's so vulnerable and can be talked to. | ||
| Yeah, all the terrorists now are just all FBI facilitation. | ||
| They could not do what they are saying that they could do without the FBI completely controlling and manufacturing. | ||
| It's not just providing him with it. | ||
| It's like talking him into doing it. | ||
| And by the way, introducing that idea into their head. | ||
| I mean, right, exactly. | ||
| When you have a person and that person benefits from getting you to do something that is illegal, and they benefit by getting a caller, they benefit, and you didn't have this plan in effect until you came into contact with them. | ||
| How could that possibly be legal? | ||
| Because you're discounting the possibility that they could be influencing. | ||
| First of all, what kind of a deceptive person are they? | ||
| That they can pretend, they're so good, they can trick you, and they could pretend that they're on your side. | ||
| And meanwhile, they're the enemy. | ||
| I mean, if you're a terrorist and the FBI is in the midst and pretending to be one of you, he's such a good manipulator that he can pretend to be you. | ||
| I mean, this guy's an excellent bullshitter. | ||
| And then on top of that, he comes up with a plan. | ||
| Listen, man, we're going to stick it to the man. | ||
| And you're like, yeah, what are we going to do? | ||
| I'm going to get you some C4. | ||
| We're going to blow this motherfucking army. | ||
| You're like, are you sure about that? | ||
| And you're like, oh, yeah. | ||
| I got it covered. | ||
| Let me just do everything. | ||
| That guy that got arrested in Dallas, that kid was a fucking moron. | ||
| I mean, he was a dumb kid. | ||
| And they talked to him into making this attack. | ||
| They gave him a fake bomb and they let him try to detonate it. | ||
| They tell him about everything to do. | ||
| And they filled this kid up with hypnosis. | ||
| I mean, I'm not discounting the fact that he, you know, anybody that is willing to just detonate this fake bomb should be removed anyway. | ||
| I mean, they did an awesome service because they got a fucking moron off the street. | ||
| And if it wasn't the FBI that talked this kid into doing that, it could have been actual terrorists. | ||
| That's the good thing. | ||
| He is a moron. | ||
| He didn't live there. | ||
| I'm glad I didn't run into him at the supermarket. | ||
| To some extent, you need people like that who are infiltrating groups. | ||
| Yes, just to get rid of the super morons. | ||
| But I think we've seen evidence of it going way too far where they are the problem. | ||
| how about the one in Florida where they're hiring undercover cops to pretend to be high school students to get weed yeah no that's insane Well, how about the one where there's a 25-year-old woman who convinces a 17-year-old honor roll student to get her weed, and he tries to give it to her as a gift, and she insists that he take money for it, and then he's arrested. | ||
| She was a third. | ||
| Just some horny little no-nuffing kid, and he gets fucking locked away. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| But yet this is all done with tax dollars. | ||
| We're paying for them to entrap 17-year-olds with boners. | ||
| The best story of entrapment that was a hardcore failure was this guy. | ||
| And they get paid like hundreds of thousands of dollars to do this over the course of six months to a year. | ||
| I mean, really long-term shit. | ||
| And so this guy was in a mosque trying to rally up like some terrorist activity, and they actually reported him to the FBI. | ||
| They're like, some crazy motherfucker is in here trying to talk to you about it. | ||
| They're like, we got this one. | ||
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| It's so silly. | ||
| It's so awkward. | ||
| It's just NYPD surveillance. | ||
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Oh, my God. | |
| Well, the DEA, the fact that they can go, they have the time to go after pot when there's meth. | ||
| It's like, did you clean up all the meth? | ||
| You didn't clean up the meth. | ||
| So why are you having your pot? | ||
| Because the pot's been the DEA recently. | ||
| Some kid wrote, like, fuck the DEA on his Facebook page, and now he's being charged with a felony or something. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Well, apparently he threatened. | ||
| You just said, you know, said something fucked up. | ||
| They're just three words. | ||
| It's not the most eloquent way to argue against an agency's policies, but if that's what puts you in prison, they're worried on the word. | ||
| Well, agencies are a problem. | ||
| It's a problem when you boil things down to three letters, when you have power because of those three letters. | ||
| You say, open up, it's the FBI. | ||
| You're like, holy shit, the FBI's here. | ||
| It's not like, you know, knock, knock. | ||
| Who is it? | ||
| Well, my name is Mike, and on the machine guns is Peter and Tom, and behind them is Glenn with the battering ram, and Bob's his backup. | ||
| And, well, we're here because we heard that you have some plants or something. | ||
| I mean, that doesn't sound right, but open up. | ||
| It's the DEA. | ||
| Like, holy shit, the DEA is here. | ||
| Like, whenever you have people like that in a group and you give them a little name like that, it just puts some mythical fucking, you know, yeah, it's like, it's like, it's a giant power group. | ||
| It's like the mafia, kind of like that. | ||
| I mean, what's stealing goods? | ||
| What's tragic about that is, like you said, the meth is still out there. | ||
| Like, these agencies have an actual role, and instead they focus on the wrong shit. | ||
| Like, it would be great to get meth out of people's hands because it destroys lives. | ||
| It'd be great if you got OxyContin to get it. | ||
| It'd be great if the FBI focused on the tremendous amount of financial fraud happening right now. | ||
| Like, half the emails in my fucking spam folder are people directly trying to defraud me out of money in some way. | ||
| That's just most Nigerians. | ||
| Well, I know a lot of that spam folders. | ||
| So many people fall for that. | ||
| I don't fall for that shit, but my point is a lot of people out there in America do, especially older people who don't use the internet as much. | ||
| That should be looked into. | ||
| The people who directly benefited from the financial crisis, that should be looked into. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| Instead, they're focused on fucking occupiers and journalists. | ||
| Well, the problem is it's compartmentalized, too. | ||
| It's like how many people do they have that are on the police force in whatever Florida town that was, they're supposed to be gathering up weed. | ||
| How many people did they have that are supposed to get arrested? | ||
| It's not like those people can instead be allocated in some sort of a positive way. | ||
| You'd have to change their job. | ||
| Because if their job is to go out and bust people for drugs, well, that's their job. | ||
| And they're going to do it as long as that job exists. | ||
| And if that job doesn't exist, well, then they're out of work and they've got to find something new to do. | ||
| So they're going to resist that job being taken away as well. | ||
| So it gets to be a weird thing of entanglement where we have private prisons, we have cops and police officers' unions that are lobbying to keep certain things illegal. | ||
| We have a big entanglement. | ||
| Also, banks are laundering trillions of dollars with drug money. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| What was that, Wachobia? | ||
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It's like $400 and something million dollars. | |
| Which is so stupid. | ||
| Make the shit legal. | ||
| Make everything legal. | ||
| Stop being silly. | ||
| Let people make their own fucking choices. | ||
| And if you want to do meth, you're going to get it anyway. | ||
| You're going to get meth. | ||
| And, you know, we should fucking heavily punish any company that wants to sell it to the point where it's not even financially viable. | ||
| Take that money. | ||
| If you're going to, you really sell meth, you're fucking such a piece of shit. | ||
| I mean, it's not like the data's not in. | ||
| It's not like there's meth advocates out there going, dude, my life was terrible. | ||
| Until I started smoking meth. | ||
| And it's like, I just saw it different. | ||
| I was like, I need to be kinder to people. | ||
| That doesn't happen. | ||
| There's no meth advocate. | ||
| So if you're selling meth, you're a piece of shit as far as society is concerned. | ||
| And we should tax you heavily. | ||
| Yeah, maybe you can make a living off of it and maybe feed some Cretans. | ||
| But people should be responsible for their actions when they're on drugs. | ||
| That's when they commit crimes. | ||
| It's not the fact that you're on drugs. | ||
| If you want to do meth and lock yourself in the basement and just fucking hulk out and smash into walls and shit, I don't know. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| But if you don't do anything to people, who the fuck is anybody to tell you you can't do that? | ||
| And how do we have a free society if you can be told what plants you can put in your own body? | ||
| Not only that, they can shoot you because you have them. | ||
| There's 17-year-old kids, their chances for getting into college are like ruined forever because they got caught with a joint, you know? | ||
| They don't need that school. | ||
| They need the internet. | ||
| The internet's going to be that. | ||
| Higher education is a scam. | ||
| School's going to be awesome to get laid, but that's where eHarmony comes in. | ||
| Just need to get on eHarmony and just put together a dope profile. | ||
| And, you know, really, like, come up with some good quotes. | ||
| What about Craigslist? | ||
| Is the verdict out on Craigslist yet? | ||
| Well, if you want a hooker, that's where she wants to go. | ||
| Or a couch. | ||
| You know, you were saying earlier about the media narrative, like just immediately putting it out into the mainstream to try to solidify some sort of narrative. | ||
| Well, right after 9-11, my mom was like uber patriotic, you know, the flag phone case, fucking first flag out on the block and shit. | ||
| And so my brother and I just discovered this giant box of magazines and newspapers right after 9-11. | ||
| And you should see it. | ||
| I mean, Newsweek Time magazine, like two days after 9-11, already explaining exactly, you know, everything laid out. | ||
| All the hijackers, bin Laden, how the buildings fell down, all the countries were going to invade in the next 10 years. | ||
| And you're like, if you had this much information and they had to have been fed it just directly by the government, I'm like, then how come they couldn't prevent it if they already knew all this shit within 24 hours to print this publication? | ||
| Are you of the mind that the 9-11 events were orchestrated or it's incompetence? | ||
| I think in part orchestrated for sure. | ||
| That's undeniable. | ||
| I mean, just the put options alone shows that, well, that could just say foreknowledge. | ||
| Explain that. | ||
| The put options were all of the, I mean, you bet for stocks to fail on any given day. | ||
| A lot of people bet for certain stocks to fail, but on this particular day, all the airlines that were involved in 9-11 were bet 25 times more that they would fail. | ||
| So all these rich white people pretty much profited immensely. | ||
| So someone failed stocks. | ||
| Someone had to be tipped off. | ||
| Yeah, and then they didn't pursue it because they said, well, because it wasn't done by Al-Qaeda, then we're not interested in pursuing the money ring. | ||
| And you're like, but that's much more interesting that it was done by old white men that bet for these stocks to fail. | ||
| That's much more fascinating to me. | ||
| Do we know if there's a list somewhere of people who benefited? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But also, people were warned not to fly. | ||
| Willie Brown, some other people have admitted that they were told not to fly. | ||
| So, I mean, there definitely was foreknowledge, but if you're going into 9-11, I mean, some of the hijackers lived with the old mayor, yeah. | ||
| San Francisco? | ||
| Two of the hijackers lived at Pensacola Naval Base under the roof of an FBI informant. | ||
| I mean, that's documented. | ||
| That's mainstream news. | ||
| So do you think that they set the whole thing up, and do you think they were real hijackers? | ||
| I mean, how did they get people to suicide bomb? | ||
| Did they use a drug? | ||
| I think that they were Patsies. | ||
| I don't think that they knew that they were going to die. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, I don't want to speculate. | ||
| All I know is what I'm being told is a lie. | ||
| How much have you looked into the flying aspect? | ||
| A lot. | ||
| Because the flying aspect is fascinating when you talk to people that actually fly those jets and talk about how difficult it is to maneuver them correctly, especially the one where it hits the Pentagon. | ||
| With the lawn unscathed. | ||
| That's fucking fascinating. | ||
| That's interesting, right? | ||
| And there's no pieces of planes anymore. | ||
| Well, not only that, that area where it hits is the same area where Donald Rumsfeld was on television just a day before talking about this trillion-plus dollars that's missing, some ridiculous amount of money that's missing. | ||
| And then the accounting office in the Pentagon is what gets hit by this plane. | ||
| I mean, that's where the plane lands. | ||
| It's the very offices that were storing all the data that were looking for where the money is missing. | ||
| They were doing construction in that side of the building, too. | ||
| At the very least, they knew exactly what was coming, and they helped make it happen at the very fucking least. | ||
| Which should piss people off just as fucking much. | ||
| Because think about it, they knew that this terrorist attack was coming, so they tell people in the first World Trade Center or whatever the, you know, after the first ones hit, they knew that it was the terrorist attack that they had been warned about. | ||
| And then they told people to go fucking back to work in the second World Trade Center. | ||
| The real thing that piqued my interest when I was hearing a lot of theories about that was the Building 7. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was the videos of that or just it looks exactly like if you put it right next to a video of an intentionally imploded building, it just looks exactly the same. | ||
| Yeah, the Tower 7 is mind fucking a half. | ||
| Because the real thing about Tower 7 is if it was a controlled demolition, did they build it that way? | ||
| Did they build it so they could just implode it? | ||
| And if they didn't, how long did it take to rig that? | ||
| Because you talk to people that demolish buildings, that shit takes a long time. | ||
| And if it didn't, if it wasn't a demolition, why would you not sue like crazy? | ||
| If that was my building and it just fucking fell apart like that, I'd be like, bitch, how did you build this? | ||
| Because Larry Silver See, he has a coin mill, dude, off the whole complex. | ||
| You're all truthers. | ||
| You guys are truthers. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I find it so scary that that's the word that's been pushed out there. | ||
| Now it's being pushed on totally different topics that have nothing to do with 9-11. | ||
| Like, it's kind of Orwellian that a truther is now a piece of shit. | ||
| Like, somebody who's interested in pursuing what the truth was about 9-11. | ||
| Yeah, that's fine. | ||
| It's like a truther, the worst thing. | ||
| These unpatriotic truthers. | ||
| Isn't that fine? | ||
| Being a truther. | ||
| It's almost like straight out of 1984. | ||
| These fucking unpatriotic truthers. | ||
| They want the truth. | ||
| Well, how about being a liberal? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I've been called libertarian, like, it's an insult before. | ||
| Which I'm not even a libertarian. | ||
| I have some of their views, but it's like, you really, you hate people who want to have more personal freedoms and liberties. | ||
| That's a bad thing. | ||
| Why is that a bad thing? | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| We're nuts. | ||
| Oh, you're one of those love people, huh? | ||
| Those love people who are. | ||
| Fuck up this world. | ||
| What are you, a friend? | ||
| Your friend's going to be my friend? | ||
| Fuck my friend, fuck face. | ||
| I don't want friends. | ||
| American. | ||
| Well, also, another interesting thing about the 9-11 thing is that if we... | ||
| That's admitted by The Guardian. | ||
| Like, that was set up by the CIA to get him to supposedly confess. | ||
| So if we had him, why didn't we just arrest him then? | ||
| That was in 2001. | ||
| Well, what do you think about this guy who wrote the book? | ||
| And the Navy SEAL wrote the book on the assassination of Bin Laden. | ||
| And he's given a totally different version of the events than the official story. | ||
| How is that guy allowed to make that book? | ||
| How come they haven't iced him? | ||
| I don't know if I believe it. | ||
| I don't think it matters. | ||
| I think they realize that the public knows that the official story is never exactly correct. | ||
| But are you allowed to say this? | ||
| When was the last time a guy was involved in a secret operation wrote a book about it? | ||
| It doesn't make any sense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It really doesn't make any sense. | ||
| It's almost like did they give him the green light? | ||
| I don't understand. | ||
| Did they give him the green light? | ||
| Did they tell him, listen, man, you want to help your country? | ||
| Did you write a book about the events? | ||
| Just mix it up a little. | ||
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| Mix it up so then it looks like we're not telling the full truth, but we're telling like both of the children. | ||
| Just pissing the balls. | ||
| We're thinking of bringing Osama back. | ||
| Don't say anything, but in season five, we bring Osama back. | ||
| As the swamp thing, it wasn't really Osama. | ||
| It was this other dude that looks like Osama because he's in love with Osama. | ||
| You know, he wants to be Osama, but he's not. | ||
| So they shot him in the head, so they don't even know. | ||
| So they thought they got Osama. | ||
| They really did think they got him. | ||
| Him and the situation. | ||
| We've been holding back on the DNA. | ||
| We've had the DNA. | ||
| We've kept it secret because we didn't want to alarm people. | ||
| And Osama is still out there. | ||
| He was on the island. | ||
| I love the UNGA when Ahmedinijad speaks. | ||
| Every year, everyone walks out. | ||
| But he actually says some really sane shit. | ||
| He's just like, how come you guys just dumped Bin Laden's body in the ocean? | ||
| Like, how come you didn't just arrest him and put him on trial? | ||
| And everyone's like walking out. | ||
| Is he like the real-life version of the dictator? | ||
| Ahmed Dinojad. | ||
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He's like, everybody gives the UN speech there, and people are like, no. | |
| Yeah, most people that are in the intelligence community said that he was already dead. | ||
| They said Bin Laden had been dead for years. | ||
| Benzar Buddha came out, Pakistani prime minister before she was assassinated, said she attended his funeral. | ||
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| And they're like, hmm, this bitch is getting problematic with all her pesky truth. | ||
| Predator. | ||
| Pesky truth. | ||
| Predator drone. | ||
| Never see it coming. | ||
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| Yeah, Predator. | ||
| Predator. | ||
| I don't even think they vote on it. | ||
| Well, the saddest thing about all this is that no one demands evidence or no one demands facts from the government. | ||
| So it's just appeal to authority. | ||
| You're just like, well, let's just trust our government. | ||
| What they say must be true. | ||
| It's not no one because there's people like you just now. | ||
| There's a whole wave of kids that are growing up that are people growing up with real transparency as to far as what's going on. | ||
| And even if you want to insulate yourself, salute. | ||
| Give yourselves a pat in the back. | ||
| Good job. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're actually cheering us. | ||
| It's fucking nice. | ||
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| It wasn't so hard when we started. | ||
| Sorry, Dave Asprey. | ||
| I didn't have time to make the bullet pet coffee today. | ||
| I use, I can't believe it's not butter. | ||
| It's not the same for a nice coffee. | ||
| No. | ||
| You just pour it in there, though. | ||
| We had this guy on yesterday who makes, he's a fucking super cool dude and just an incredibly fascinating guy. | ||
| And one of the things he was saying was that we have an amazing amount of toxins that we just accept because there's so much corn in our diets. | ||
| And like some insane number percentage of corn has like certain low-level toxic fungus on it. | ||
| Is that why I'm pissing off? | ||
| It's totally edible. | ||
| Is that why I piss all of it? | ||
| Probably drink a lot of water. | ||
| It's actually healthy. | ||
| But that you should really have only grass-fed beef and only grass-fed beef butter. | ||
| And that coffee oftentimes comes with fungus on it as well. | ||
| And there's toxic funguses on a lot of people's coffee. | ||
| And that's why they feel Like shit after they drink coffee. | ||
| Thanks for the coffee. | ||
| Literally, you're getting poisoned. | ||
| It's not this coffee. | ||
| This is all organic. | ||
| We go to a nice place, it's down the street. | ||
| It's very nice, people. | ||
| But that he makes this bulletproof coffee. | ||
| So he takes his butter and MCT oil. | ||
| MCT oil is you take coconut oil and you stick it in a centrifuge and you take the best part of it, the most nutritious part, and then he puts it and like separates it and makes an oil, puts that in the coffee. | ||
| Butter that's from only grass-fed cows, because apparently the fats and that are much more healthy for your body. | ||
| And he mixes it all together in a blender with his coffee. | ||
| Fucking guy was a trip, man. | ||
| There's very few people that really freaked me out. | ||
| This guy freaked me out. | ||
| Wait, what was the whole point of drinking that? | ||
| It's sensational for your body. | ||
| All the fatty acids, all the oils, the healthy oils from the MCT oil and from the grass-fed butter. | ||
| It's just sensational for brain function. | ||
| You just feel like you're on fire. | ||
| It's really great stuff. | ||
| And it doesn't burn you out as easy because I don't understand. | ||
| He explained how they interact with each other and how positive it is for your brain. | ||
| But he had all these crazy things that he did. | ||
| And one of them was go to this place, that thing with the sound, where you manipulate sound with your mind. | ||
| You're set up with electrodes and you literally manipulate sounds with thought in your mind. | ||
| And brainwaves. | ||
| That sounds cool. | ||
| And you're in an isolated place where it's total blackness and you're doing this. | ||
| And apparently it's been shown to rewire your brain. | ||
| And the more control over you have over the sound, it's like powerlifting for your brain. | ||
| And you come out of it with a permanent boost in your IQ. | ||
| He boosted his IQ 20 points from this seven-day, everyday, all-day experience. | ||
| This guy Magneto? | ||
| That's what I'm talking about. | ||
| Everyone having their own fucking when you walk in there? | ||
| Well, listen, the guy was smart as fuck. | ||
| He wasn't fake smart as fuck. | ||
| So I had to listen to everything he said. | ||
| And I know that research and science backs almost every single different aspect of the health part of his bulletproof diet that he's talking about. | ||
| I read all the stuff. | ||
| I mean, it's all, it seems like, it seems rock solid. | ||
| So this guy's like this super genius character who's claiming that 20% or rather 20 points of his IQ was boosted by doing this fucking crazy sound experiment in the dark for seven days. | ||
| He scared the shit out of me. | ||
| Where did he claim? | ||
| Where did he do this? | ||
| BC. | ||
| That's where he lives. | ||
| He lives up in BC. | ||
| Did he set this up or was it like a research project someone was doing? | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Well, it's, you know, I don't remember entirely, but it's based on the research of some neuroscientist that figured out something about manipulating brain waves with electricity and stimulation. | ||
| So he puts these little electrodes on his head, and he sends like a low volt to change his state, you know, from alpha to beta or whatever the fuck it is. | ||
| But he's got like, you know, like different settings on it. | ||
| And I put it on. | ||
| It pinched. | ||
| I said that it felt like a bee was just touching you with the tip of his horn, his little stinger, just not stinging you, but just like, eeee, eee, I could just fuck you up right now, dude. | ||
| But not quite. | ||
| And so this guy is obsessed with manipulating his mind and like hacking his body. | ||
| So he takes in all these incredible amounts of essential nutrients and he's eating like the healthiest grass-fed meat. | ||
| And he's fucking electrifying his brain. | ||
| And he's going to this place and manipulating things with sound and getting smarter, like notably, visibly smarter. | ||
| And I know he's smart as fuck. | ||
| You can't fake it for two hours. | ||
| There's a certain amount of talking to someone. | ||
| You can tell if someone's weird. | ||
| I've had people on the podcast before that I knew were full of shit within like the first 20 minutes of talking to them. | ||
| But the first 15 minutes, I might have thought they were pretty cool. | ||
| And then somewhere along the line, you go, this guy's a little wacky. | ||
| There's something wrong here. | ||
| This guy was not like that. | ||
| This guy was like, just firing off all this fucking information about how to streamline your mind and how to make things work better and what nutrients are essential and what they do and how it literally enhances the way your nerve endings interact. | ||
| He eats yak. | ||
| He said yak was delicious. | ||
| He said it was delicious, but they only eat a certain type of plant and you can't even grow it at low altitudes. | ||
| So they don't live down here. | ||
| It's tough to get a yak. | ||
| You can't just put a yak in your backyard because you grow yak food. | ||
| It just fucking just dies. | ||
| What about those idiots who collect exotic pets? | ||
| We were just talking about it outside. | ||
| All the idiots who have python fucking chimpanzees and kangaroos and there's like beauty pageants for exotic animals. | ||
| But people didn't know what a chimpanzee was until that one ate that lady's face. | ||
| People thought the chimpanzees were like BJ and the bear. | ||
| You know, like your buddy, he goes trucking with you. | ||
| You know, like there were always sidekicks in movies and shit. | ||
| Like people didn't see the videos of chimps eating monkeys alive. | ||
| You know, they've never seen a chimp attack a person. | ||
| They didn't know about these chimps in Africa right now that are going, I forget one particular part of Africa where they're actually going actively out of their way to kill humans. | ||
| And they've killed, you know, I've got to pull that up because it's. | ||
| That sounds like terrorism. | ||
| I think we should go and start a war against them. | ||
| I think that's exactly what we're doing to them. | ||
| I love how people are so shocked what it is. | ||
| I love how people are so shocked. | ||
| People are like shocked that they're doing it back. | ||
| Well, they're reacting. | ||
| It's in a Congo. | ||
| I mean, they eat them like crazy in the Congo. | ||
| It's called bushmeat. | ||
| The lions in Africa that were intentionally hunting humans and keeping their bones in a cave or something. | ||
| Oh, yeah, that was the Ghost in the Darkness. | ||
| That's so bad of it. | ||
| It's pretty dick. | ||
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Back when Val Camera was sexy and slim. | |
| Before Batman. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Batman, he just fucking tapped out. | ||
| It's like... | ||
| Congo chimps are reportedly killing people with shit. | ||
| Imagine that thing. | ||
| And here's the thing is they go right for your fingers first. | ||
| That's what they like to rip apart first. | ||
| Because they know you can't fight back when you don't have fingers. | ||
| So they immediately go after your fingers. | ||
| They grab your hand and eat your fucking fingers. | ||
| And you can't stop them. | ||
| You can't stop them. | ||
| They're way stronger than you. | ||
| They have your hand. | ||
| They're just going to chew your fucking fingers off. | ||
| And then they go after your dick. | ||
| They go after your dick. | ||
| They rip your dick off. | ||
| They kill you sexually. | ||
| And then they go after your face. | ||
| They pull your eyes out. | ||
| Like, they're smart. | ||
| They know that. | ||
| It's pure hate, though. | ||
| They're not even killing you. | ||
| They could kill you easy. | ||
| They could pick up a rock and just start smashing you and you'd be dead. | ||
| But they're punishing you. | ||
| They're punishing you. | ||
| They're punishing you by taking away your humanness, taking away your ability to see things, your sex organs. | ||
| I mean, it's crazy. | ||
| They tear your feet apart. | ||
| They attack people's feet. | ||
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What the fuck? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| And they're smart. | ||
| They can spell. | ||
| They shouldn't be in cages. | ||
| I mean, there's no way they, and There should be a healthy separation between people and these fucking things in the real world because they do that to each other. | ||
| They go after other chimps and they fuck them up. | ||
| I mean, it's amazing that they're just now starting to gang up on people. | ||
| But 10 people have been killed. | ||
| 17 people have been severely injured. | ||
| And they killed one little kid. | ||
| They don't give a fuck. | ||
| Why would they not kill a kid? | ||
| They don't like people. | ||
| They don't like people. | ||
| They don't like, say, well, it's only like six. | ||
| Yeah, he just wants to let them. | ||
| They think this is an easy kill. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is scary shit, man. | ||
| I was listening to one of your interviews where you were talking to a guy who came back from China. | ||
| He said that they love to eat monkeys in certain parts of China. | ||
| So it's really not that much different from what we do in terms of other cultures of humans. | ||
| I think it's appalling that somebody would hunt down a monkey and fucking eat it. | ||
| Not even because you need the meat, but just for pleasure. | ||
| Because it's considered a high-status thing to have monkey on the table. | ||
| Is it more fucked up to do that or more fucked up to have drones that shoot rockets into buildings and you know you're going to get like a 98%? | ||
| I think drones are accidentally. | ||
| Drones are a little more fucked up. | ||
| Yeah, what is the percentage? | ||
| 2% of the people that 98% accidental murder. | ||
| That's what we're getting for all those billions of people. | ||
| But that's the good way to fight terror. | ||
| That's the only way. | ||
| That's the only way. | ||
| Got to bust mid. | ||
| That right there. | ||
| So you have these two combating narratives with the liberal and neoconservative establishment where you're like, we either have to have full-fledged warfare or we have drone wars. | ||
| but no one's questioning do we need, maybe we don't need any. | ||
| We don't need to be fucking fighting this proverbial enemy that doesn't really... | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Well, the amount of money we spent in Iraq and Afghanistan would have funded a little over 400 missions, the same size and significance as the Curiosity mission to Mars. | ||
| I did the math on that. | ||
| I did the math. | ||
| Well, that was the Neil deGrasse Tyson. | ||
| Isn't that fucking psycho, though? | ||
| Like, the money that we spent in Iraq and Afghanistan, which the average American citizen has received zero benefit from, we could have launched 400 missions around the solar system. | ||
| We also killed a million people. | ||
| Aside from the shit we learned from doing all that, it's the jobs that we would create right here in the U.S. Because you don't outsource NASA jobs to China. | ||
| They stay here in the U.S. It's crazy. | ||
| Yeah, it's interesting that this industry is thought of as like, by the people that are in charge, I guess, as the only way of having this amount of business going on. | ||
| It's like that's the only way. | ||
| Instead of thinking of taking the same sort of initiative and the same amount of focus and resources and putting it on just building up inner cities, just fixing Detroit. | ||
| You know, have you seen the signs in Detroit now where they're saying enter Detroit at your own risk? | ||
| It's like they're posting signs in terrible places saying people should enter at their own risk. | ||
| It's like saying like, I guess cops aren't going to go in there. | ||
| Like the murder rate in Detroit is through the roof. | ||
| It's the scariest place in the country right now. | ||
| I think the city council there was telling people not to come. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which is like weird because you're not going to be able to do it. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| It's good for their economy to have people come in and for them to say that it's got to be really serious. | ||
| Yeah, the fact that we're over in Afghanistan and we're not in Detroit, that is crazy. | ||
| That's an awesome campaign slogan. | ||
| The cops don't want to go into Detroit. | ||
| You should, look, there's no way a country can be strong when the base of it, the bottom of it is fucked up and rotten. | ||
| And the bottom of this country, the foundation of this country is youth and poor neighborhoods. | ||
| The higher we can make the quality of life for our poor people, the better the whole thing works. | ||
| The more accessible happiness and wealth is to poor people, the more it's possible to gain and achieve and to get out of there, the stronger the whole thing gets. | ||
| The idea that we have this finite amount of jobs. | ||
| No, we just have a finite amount of jobs with this system, with this system, but there's obviously a lot of work to be done. | ||
| There's a shitload of things that need to get done. | ||
| And not everybody's going to get to be Tom Cruise, but a lot of people do a lot of really good fucking things. | ||
| It is possible that we could use the same resources, the same billions of dollars that we're allocating to going over places that we don't really understand for whatever fucking reason. | ||
| You know it's not the truth. | ||
| We could do that over here. | ||
| It doesn't seem to be impossible. | ||
| It just doesn't seem to be probable under this situation. | ||
| And the group that's in charge right now has such a stranglehold that they don't want to ever make you think that it's possible to do things any differently. | ||
| Like we're always going to be at war with Iran. | ||
| We're never going to totally trust Russia. | ||
| China's always dangerous. | ||
| We don't know what they're really saying. | ||
| I think China really is dangerous though, just my opinion. | ||
| I think based on what I've seen, they have no respect for human rights. | ||
| No. | ||
| And they're growing at such a rate that they have to keep their middle class happy. | ||
| And that's not going to happen forever. | ||
| I mean, already they're seeing signs of a slowdown, like a credit crunch and a slowdown. | ||
| They're going to get desperate. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I mean, there's only so many resources in the world and so much wealth, and they need more of it to keep their middle class from attacking them, basically. | ||
| Have they had a policy of attacking other countries in the past? | ||
| Have they done that? | ||
| They will, because I mean, a billion people, and they want more and more. | ||
| And they try to do things to stop people from. | ||
| I'm not saying they, like just the Chinese. | ||
| I'm saying you get any country with a billion people that has just recently come online in the capitalism game where having more shit is what you want to do, they're going to start to acquire other areas. | ||
| Doesn't India have a billion too? | ||
| They do. | ||
| But they just make Bollywood. | ||
| They just make movies. | ||
| And they don't eat cows. | ||
| They're not threatening anybody other than Pakistan, though, right? | ||
| That's what's also hilarious about hearing how Iran, when they get their nuclear weapon or whatever, that people are fear-mongering us about. | ||
| They're like, they're going to start a nuclear arms race in the Middle East. | ||
| But they don't talk about Israel, Pakistan. | ||
| I mean, there's so many countries that have nuclear stockpiles. | ||
| I think it's funny, like, Pakistan is sort of a U.S.-backed country. | ||
| There's a lot of U.S. money going in there over the last 60 years. | ||
| And India sort of had the same thing going on with Russia. | ||
| And, you know, USSR collapsed, and yet India is a new, like, emerging country. | ||
| And Pakistan is doing so shitty. | ||
| It's hilarious that we pay attention to them. | ||
| Like, they're really dangerous while we don't fuck with North Korea. | ||
| North Korea is scary. | ||
| They are really brainwashed. | ||
| It's a nutty fucking country full of people that will drop bombs. | ||
| It's depressing, too, the human costs there. | ||
| Those people are 100% brainwashed. | ||
| Yeah, 100%. | ||
| They brought in an eye doctor to fix some of the people's eyes because they had cataracts to do whatever they do for cataracts and chop that part out and replace it. | ||
| And they did this. | ||
| They actually brought in a film crew, and this was like the cover story. | ||
| They had to bring them into the countries. | ||
| They're just filming the medical procedures. | ||
| And it's scary. | ||
| They would get their vision back. | ||
| And instead of thanking the doctor, like, thank you, dear leader, for bringing us our vision back. | ||
| And it's like, no, he didn't bring your vision back. | ||
| He's the reason why you have fucking cataracts in the first place. | ||
| Because you're working in a factory your whole life with dark lighting and chemicals being sprayed in your face. | ||
| Did you see all the people that were crying in the street when he died and that people who weren't crying were actually punished? | ||
| They were locked in jail for six months and punished and they lost jobs and like they have concentration camps. | ||
| I mean you go there to work and die. | ||
| Yeah, but they don't have resources so fuck them. | ||
| If they had oil we would have an awesome movie about going to war with North Korea. | ||
| It would be the big deal. | ||
| Yeah, but there's nothing there for us. | ||
| It's not worth it. | ||
| It's nothing there. | ||
| I saw something on Twitter. | ||
| It was like, can somebody please tell Congress that there's no oil on the internet? | ||
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| You might have tweeted that though. | ||
| I think I retweeted it. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| So the only hope that I have for any of this stuff actually turning around is I think the people that have been in power for a long time, we've got to keep eternal life from them. | ||
| We've got to make sure they don't actually get some sort of technology where they can live forever. | ||
| It's like there's so much power in that position. | ||
| There's so much power in the position of being in charge of the military industrial complex, being in charge of where the money gets allocated, being in charge of the influence of presidents. | ||
| To get to that position, I mean, that is an immense point of power. | ||
| And it's really hard to wrench power when someone has that. | ||
| And it's even harder to get them to give it up because it's not moral. | ||
| And that seems to be the only way you're ever really going to change things is they have to leave. | ||
| They have to die off. | ||
| And people like yourself, young people that want to get involved in politics, have to move into these previously corrupt roles and announce new standards. | ||
| They have to move in and announce a new way of looking at things that people thought we were getting with Obama. | ||
| That's what we were happy about. | ||
| We thought we were getting out of this same fucking scary shit that we had with this corporate monster, Dick Cheney, pulling the strings of this dum-dum from Texas. | ||
| And we were terrified. | ||
| And we were like, this guy does not represent us. | ||
| But that guy does. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| He's half black. | ||
| He's a single mom. | ||
| He came from a single mom. | ||
| He used to smoke weed. | ||
| Get him in. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| It's going to be this shit. | ||
| The corporate coup d'etat has already taken over. | ||
| And I think that it's just a matter of understanding that and undermining the whole system. | ||
| We can't just wait for people to take over these positions and change it from the top down. | ||
| That can never happen. | ||
| You've got to fight. | ||
| I think so. | ||
| You've got to fight both parties. | ||
| You can't just go after one or the other. | ||
| The system's broken. | ||
| Yeah, there's no system. | ||
| The system's broken. | ||
| So there's no parties don't mean shit anymore. | ||
| It's all completely. | ||
| Shows like this are helping. | ||
| It's not just the system we need to fix. | ||
| It's also people need to become aware. | ||
| There are a lot of people who don't even know this shit is happening right now. | ||
| They think that they still have a government that kind of represents them. | ||
| By the way, this is good for the government, too, because unchucked power is bad for you, too. | ||
| You don't want to be in that position. | ||
| You should be checked. | ||
| There should be regulations. | ||
| There should be safeguards in place to protect you from human nature. | ||
| It should be very clean and very clear. | ||
| And since we're moving into this age of more access to information than ever before, it should be easier to check you than ever before. | ||
| You should be more noble. | ||
| You should be more just. | ||
| It should be more fair. | ||
| It shouldn't be the opposite. | ||
| Shouldn't be more surveillance, more storing of your fucking phone calls without warrants, more whatever the crazy shit they're doing now. | ||
| It shouldn't be that. | ||
| That's a sign of a sickness. | ||
| That's a sign of you trying to hang on to your addiction. | ||
| What you're trying to do is isolate everybody and get them away from you. | ||
| You're trying to force yourself into a position where you can control the situation because you don't want to accept the fact that you're living an unevolved life. | ||
| And the people that are in charge of whatever the fuck it is, call it whatever you want, whatever it is that's moving us into war, whatever it is that's sucking oil out of the ground and the way you get it is by jacking countries and holding on to the resources, whatever the fuck that is, they have to come to some sort of a realization that this is an insane way to live. | ||
| Yeah, it's the resistance to change. | ||
| It's the resistance, it's the inevitability that they do not want to accept, so they're trying very hard to maintain us into this ideological control. | ||
| And they fear this connection so badly. | ||
| They fear that it's coming down, and that's why they're trying to lock everything up, and that's why they're trying to set up these safeguards in place where basically everything is legal. | ||
| They can just arrest you. | ||
| You don't have to have a lawyer. | ||
| No, we have Article 6, paragraph 5. | ||
| We can go fuck you with hammers if we want to. | ||
| They should talk about the thing that Amber was talking about at lunch with the new NDAA bill. | ||
| Oh, that's scary. | ||
| I was talking to you right before we started about this, the 2013 NDAA. | ||
| What about it? | ||
| Well, there's a law right now that basically says the government can't turn propaganda against American citizens. | ||
| So they're not allowed to have all that war propaganda posters and stuff like that. | ||
| For some reason, people in Congress have decided that they want to undo that. | ||
| And it's going to be kind of another rider in the same way that indefinite detention was on the 2012 NDAA. | ||
| And what we were just kind of theorizing at lunch, one of the ways that they could use that is by using government funding to hire people to basically sit on Twitter all day. | ||
| But that's what they already do. | ||
| Well, I mean, they already do it. | ||
| I mean, they were already indefinitely detaining people before. | ||
| But now they'll have the green light, the legal green light, and the resources to do that. | ||
| So as time goes on and shit gets more and more crazy, they can just do anything they want and it will all be legal. | ||
| So they've essentially made being a dictator legal. | ||
| They can destroy social media in the same way they've destroyed mainstream media. | ||
| Instead of having war posters on the wall, what they'd have is like banks of people sitting on Twitter all day, for instance, like going after Abby for like something she says on her show and pretending. | ||
| They're not going to be labeled as like a government Twitter account. | ||
| They're going to be like pretending to be a big thing. | ||
| You know what though? | ||
| They're never going to have the amount of enthusiasm that the people fighting them are because they're just going to be shitty government employees that don't really have that in mind as what they want to be doing with their lives. | ||
| Whereas people that are fighting it, they're led by a vision. | ||
| They're led by, they have a hope and a dream for something being better and they have passion. | ||
| These people, this is just their job. | ||
| It's just another obstacle. | ||
| And the people that do things like that just for a job, they suck at it. | ||
| Like, they have people on my message board that are probably government agents. | ||
| They're fucking terrible at it. | ||
| You know, they're always trying to buy weed from people. | ||
| Laziest DEA agent ever. | ||
| It's pretty obvious, man. | ||
| In order to get people to be as charismatic, to be as educated on the subject, to be as aware of what young people are tuned into, you'd have to become one of them. | ||
| If you were working for the government and you were supposed to be an agent provocateur and you were working on the internet, with more and more access to the internet, you're going to start looking at shit and you're going, Who the fuck am I working for? | ||
| And if you're a 29-year-old guy or a 30-year-old guy, it's very possible that you would start doing some things for the opposition. | ||
| It's very possible that a guy like Bradley Manning did exactly that. | ||
| That he's working for the government and you realize at one point in time, like, holy shit, like, look at someone needs to see this stuff. | ||
| Like, this is crazy stuff. | ||
| This is nuts. | ||
| We're shooting these reporters, and they're joking about it. | ||
| They're making it seem like it's no big deal. | ||
| And they're shooting a van full of kids. | ||
| You know, and they say, well, I shouldn't have brought kids. | ||
| Like, you're hearing shit like that, and you go, what the fuck? | ||
| So this kid releases it, and now he's an enemy of the state, and they give him the same brain scrambles treatment that they're giving people in Guantanamo. | ||
| He's done. | ||
| I mean, you keep somebody in solitary for that long. | ||
| That is torture. | ||
| It's torture, and it ruins your brain. | ||
| You need stimulation with other human beings. | ||
| You need to see other people's faces. | ||
| You need that shit. | ||
| So he can never testify. | ||
| He could never plead his case. | ||
| Literally, they broke his brain. | ||
| Indefinite detention has only been legal less than 365 days via the NDAA, but Bradley Manning's been in pre-trial detention for over 900 days. | ||
| Now, how crazy is that? | ||
| Nobody's scrambling to try to get that kid out. | ||
| Nobody's talking about it as part of their campaign strategy. | ||
| No politicians anymore. | ||
| And the people aren't, most, a lot of people care about this, but to be honest, there are a lot of people who don't. | ||
| And recently there was this huge controversy about Reddit. | ||
| Gawker, which you know Gawker, it's like a big gossip blog, outed the identity of one of the moderators on Reddit who was behind some of their more disgusting sections. | ||
| Like one section posted photos of dead girls who were under the age of 17. | ||
| That was like the specific purpose of this community was to do that. | ||
| And there were a lot of people online who were outraged that his identity was revealed in this article. | ||
| He was a grandfather. | ||
| Was he? | ||
| I don't know that much about him. | ||
| I know he was in Texas. | ||
| But they were so outraged about this that they blocked Gawker from posting links on many parts of Reddit to starve them of traffic, which I mean, Gawker's popular regardless. | ||
| But I was thinking, how fucking sick is that you're defending this scumbag? | ||
| When meanwhile, there are actual political activists who are having their anonymity stripped from them, and they're being thrown into fucking prison cells. | ||
| And there are activists who are having the same thing done to them, like Jeremy Hammond, I think his name is. | ||
| And you don't see any uproar on Reddit or Dig about that shit. | ||
| Because people are like, there's a disconnect, you know? | ||
| What about Obama prosecuting more whistleblowers than any other administration combined? | ||
| Using an antiquated law from World War I. From 1917. | ||
| What's the law? | ||
| The Espionage Act for spies during World War I. They've charged Thomas Drake, some guy who was an NSA whistleblower, about an illegal torture and spying program, and they fucking tried to put him in jail for 20 years. | ||
| For espionage. | ||
| Yeah, Bradley Manning, same thing, which could have the death penalty. | ||
| I mean, that's a very serious charge. | ||
| Aiding the enemy? | ||
| That's not that hopey-changy, is it? | ||
| Not too hopey-changy. | ||
| Yeah, it's pretty intense. | ||
| What do you guys see happening in the future? | ||
| How do you see this playing out? | ||
| Do you have any idea? | ||
| Is it ridiculous to even guess? | ||
| But it seems that we're building towards an event. | ||
| It doesn't seem to me that we can continue with all these various aspects, the continual wars overseas, the battle for resources, the crazy people that we have representing us that don't seem to have anything in line with our own personal needs or our own wants or desires as a nation. | ||
| It seems like we're being led. | ||
| We're on a pirate ship. | ||
| We're on this crazy fucking pirate ship, and we're about to hit the rock somewhere. | ||
| I think I always tell people, I mean people who vote in these presidential elections and think that there's going to be some sort of change. | ||
| That can never happen. | ||
| It's only come from grassroots. | ||
| It's only come from the bottom up. | ||
| And I think that if you just acknowledge that voting is something that you do every day, multiple times a day. | ||
| I mean, everything you do is politicized. | ||
| Everything you do can have an impact. | ||
| So I think the conversations you have, the dialogue you engage in, the businesses you choose to support, the websites you go to, the media you consume. | ||
| I mean, all of that is an act of voting. | ||
| All of that can enact some sort of change. | ||
| And so it's easy to get disillusioned and disempowered from getting sucked into these fucking election cycles that are just psychically vampiristic. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's hard to feel like you can have an effect on something like a presidential election. | ||
| Maybe a lot of people feel like it doesn't really matter if I go and vote. | ||
| Where they can have an effect is with people like David on a congressional level and in midterm elections, specifically in primaries where a lot of perhaps good politicians get pushed out. | ||
| Dude, if you can get in there and give us an inside view of what the fuck is going on with that machine, that would be fascinating. | ||
| I'm going to have my Google glasses on during the just an insight to how the fucking machine runs. | ||
| Because it must be way more complicated than I imagine. | ||
| It must be just... | ||
| It's very hard to. | ||
| You can't get there unless you've already sucked the lizard cock. | ||
| But if you, here's the thing. | ||
| If you all favored it in, they're going to bring you into a room a little bit. | ||
| Well, the model that we're basing this on is a little bit different from the lizard cock sucking model. | ||
| It's improved. | ||
| If we get lots of contributions from individuals, like tens of thousands of small donations from real people, you're beholden to those people. | ||
| Instead of being beholden to the MPAA or the defense lobby or any other shit or Israel-U.S. | ||
| relations lobby, you're now only beholden to the people who actually help get you into office and your constituents. | ||
| And that's the way representation is supposed to work in this country. | ||
| And it no longer does that because most people feel powerless. | ||
| Most people have never given $20 to anything in their life that is political. | ||
| There are a lot of people who go, I don't like politics. | ||
| And they didn't give money to Ron Paul. | ||
| They're not giving money to Gary Johnson or any of these people who, if you were to give them money, it would make a huge difference. | ||
| But how sad is it that that's what it takes? | ||
| Well, money's been in elections and politics since the dawn of time, unfortunately. | ||
| Nobody has a clean election system. | ||
| Super PACs are new and fucked up, and that needs to be reversed as soon as possible. | ||
| We need a clean election system. | ||
| But there's other ways. | ||
| I mean, it doesn't have to be that way. | ||
| Well, it would be nice if people could vote online. | ||
| It seems silly. | ||
| If you can bank online, it makes no sense. | ||
| It doesn't make any sense. | ||
| If your money's safe online? | ||
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Really? | |
| Come on. | ||
| The fucking billions and trillions of dollars that are moved around with ones and zeros, and they haven't hacked that. | ||
| But you're saying they can hack. | ||
| Well, they've already hacked your fucking voting machine, so those things aren't good either. | ||
| How can there be so little transparency in these bulky boxes? | ||
| You can't see how it works. | ||
| We count it. | ||
| There's no backup. | ||
| There's no verification. | ||
| And if you've ever watched Hacking Democracy and then you watch Diebold's change of their name after the Hacking Democracy HBO show, where they showed how those fucking machines are set up for a third-party input to alter the number. | ||
| You can alter the numbers. | ||
| Yeah, you can change it by 10% or something crazy. | ||
| That should be illegal, by the way, to be a corporation that's doing evil shit and you just rebrand as something else, but you retain all the same leadership and the same actual company. | ||
| Like Z and academic. | ||
| That'd be like Charles Manson being like, I'm going to rebrand as Chris, whatever, and then he's out of prison. | ||
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Nobody knows. | |
| Puff Daddy becoming P. Diddy. | ||
| Like, what now? | ||
| Who are you, really? | ||
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Or Snoop Doggy. | |
| What about Snoop Doggy? | ||
| Snoop Lyons, ridiculous dude. | ||
| Yeah, but that's just hanging out with reggae dudes. | ||
| You smoke a lot of weed, you'll think you're a cat. | ||
| Also, the CEO of Diebold told Bush at a campaign event, he was just like, you will get in. | ||
| You're going to be president. | ||
| I don't need mushrooms. | ||
| They all need to be taken away. | ||
| They should be dosed. | ||
| I keep saying, I live in D.C. and I'm just like, I just want to dose all the politicians here and all the CIA agents. | ||
| I don't think exactly lobbyists should be able to get into politics. | ||
| And I don't think once you leave politics, you should be able to go work for the corporation. | ||
| They have Supreme Court justices that go work. | ||
| They'll overturn a law and then they'll go join a corporation that benefits from it. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Well, how about people that construct financial studies that benefit people in Wall Street? | ||
| And then they're in universities when they do this. | ||
| Then they get out of that and they get jobs with these very firms that they've helped protect and make money for. | ||
| And you find out that they're making millions of dollars working for these corporations now. | ||
| Or the opposite way with Halliburton and Dick Cheney. | ||
| Obviously, that'd be the biggest example. | ||
| It's the most ridiculous one ever, right? | ||
| A guy who's a CEO of a company that fixes shit after it gets blown up, gets in office, and then decides to blow up everything and then give them no-bid contracts to fix shit up. | ||
| And they did a horrible job, too. | ||
| I just watched something on that the other day where they were talking about the quality of the water, like the quality of the services they were providing the soldiers with. | ||
| It was just ridiculous. | ||
| And they used to have like burn pits because they had like, they would like take all this equipment that was bought by taxpayers and it would just like chunk it away. | ||
| Like the waste was just phenomenal. | ||
| It's because the more they spent, the more they got paid. | ||
| Now, I have to bring this up because it's been discussed online and you explained it all. | ||
| But there was like some discussion that you were misrepresenting where you were running. | ||
| There was a confusion as to where. | ||
| Just so everybody knows what the actual facts are, where are you running for Congress and when, so people can support you. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| The election is November 4th, 2014. | ||
| I'm running in the 23rd district of Florida. | ||
| There will be no world then. | ||
| So here's the problem. | ||
| If you run as an independent candidate and you decide last minute to jump in, which is what a lot of independents do, you get your fucking ass handed to you. | ||
| So instead we're being very deliberate and slow and careful and gradually building this thing out. | ||
| We've already had like 110 people sign up to volunteer to help us campaign. | ||
| And we're raising donations. | ||
| We filed with the FEC. | ||
| We filed with the IRS. | ||
| We have all of our financial stuff figured out. | ||
| And we're dotting all of our I's, crossing all of our T's. | ||
| So that's why we're running so early, because we actually want to win. | ||
| This isn't some half-assed independent campaign to make a point. | ||
| It's to actually win. | ||
| And I had never said I was running in 2012. | ||
| What happened is I did a Reddit AMA where a couple of guys swooped in, and I think it might have actually been one guy with two usernames. | ||
| And they kept saying his campaign's a fraud. | ||
| Don't contribute to it. | ||
| It might even be illegal to contribute to this campaign. | ||
| They were saying this shit. | ||
| And then as soon as I saw it, I replied and explained everything. | ||
| And there was some confusion about the district because it was previously called the 20th district. | ||
| And so at first, our website did say 20th District. | ||
| It was redistricted. | ||
| I mean, redistricting is incredibly complicated. | ||
| I don't fully understand it. | ||
| I'll be honest about that. | ||
| But so I responded, and any rational person who read that would say, okay, this explains everything. | ||
| But then these guys downvoted that comment, so it was buried. | ||
| And if you were skimming, you're like, why didn't he answer this? | ||
| And then they would post it again. | ||
| And I would comment again, and they would downvote it, like negative 10 votes. | ||
| And then I was like, this is fucked. | ||
| Like, I'm done with the red AMA for today. | ||
| Because it was so good. | ||
| And then a couple people went in and ruined it. | ||
| Do you think that that could be people that look at you as a potential threat in the future and they want to try to squash you now? | ||
| I don't know if I'm that important yet. | ||
| I think they're just asking you. | ||
| You've got to figure out there's going to be a certain point in time when you are. | ||
| There are trolls out there. | ||
| There are trolls out there. | ||
| They do love to take people down. | ||
| They see somebody who's putting their ass on the line and they don't really like that because it calls them out. | ||
| You know, that they're just sitting there criticizing other people. | ||
| Well, also, you're smart, and what you're saying is pretty fascinating. | ||
| And what you're saying, you have a lot of conviction behind. | ||
| And people don't like people that are better than themselves. | ||
| They don't like someone who they can't look at him and they look at what I've done in my life by the time I'm 26, and I'm kind of a fucking loser compared to this guy whose last name is Seaman. | ||
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What the fuck? | |
| I know, the last name is ridiculous. | ||
| Yeah, but you got to keep it. | ||
| I'm not going to change it. | ||
| You've got to own what you are. | ||
| My last name is fucking Jizz. | ||
| You should change it to that. | ||
| David Jizz. | ||
| Warm Jizz. | ||
| Like, David Seaman, do you really want a man in office with the last name Sperm? | ||
| Is that going to be a part of the campaign against you? | ||
| If anything, the last name probably helps with young voters. | ||
| David voted against the Patriot Act. | ||
| The big white splatter on the screen. | ||
| To be serious for a second, what's really important about my campaign, it's not even that one person out of a 435-member House makes that much of a difference, aside from being able to introduce legislation, which will make a difference. | ||
| But the big thing is if this actually happens, we're going to create a handbook and distribute it to other people around my age. | ||
| And anybody who's interested in running and not interested in affiliating themselves with super PACs or with lobbying groups or with one of the two big parties. | ||
| You show them the handbook of here's how it can be done. | ||
| Use the internet instead of a party. | ||
| Raise small individual donations. | ||
| Remain relatively honest. | ||
| Don't fucking sell out six months before the election to the Koch brothers or something. | ||
| And if you release this handbook and you go, this has been done before. | ||
| Here's the recipe. | ||
| So many people will flood into Congress who are more like you and me, just actual people who are pissed off at the way things are going and feel like if we had some rationality in there, things would get better. | ||
| And you're already seeing that happening. | ||
| It's going to happen. | ||
| I'd rather have it happen two years from now instead of 10 or 15 years from now. | ||
| Do you think that you have to worry about Your safety with this plan in mind? | ||
| Do you think about that at all? | ||
| What I'm doing is a great thing. | ||
| And I mean, to worry about your safety for just trying to improve the country. | ||
| Isn't that crazy though? | ||
| It is crazy. | ||
| I've had people say, like, you're probably on some list now. | ||
| And I used to be like kind of Alex Jones mode about that. | ||
| I was like, shit, I probably am on some lists, you know? | ||
| But now I think it's kind of, I'm kind of flattered by it. | ||
| If the government's reading my emails and my texts, they're probably a little bit impressed that Dell and I have marshaled this kind of support this far out and that our campaign is really just about what we say it's about. | ||
| It's not actually secretly backed by the clean coal lobby or some bullshit. | ||
| It's just a campaign of people who want to see better representation and that's all it is. | ||
| So if they're watching me, they're probably a little bit impressed. | ||
| And I'm no longer afraid of having somebody Julian Assange me by hooking me up with some hooker or something and then taping it. | ||
| If that happens, free hooker. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Yeah, free hooker. | ||
| I mean, but if you look at what this NSA building that they're putting together in Utah that's going to spy on everybody and store all your data for all your emails and text messages and all that craziness, I mean, that to me seems like they think everyone's a threat. | ||
| So you're a threat too, dude. | ||
| If you're on the show, you're going to be a threat. | ||
| Well, that's why we've got to do this now, is in like within the next two years. | ||
| Instead of 15 years from now, we won't have a republic because it's going to be, oh, you want to run for office. | ||
| Let's pull up these emails that we have in our NSA database of you saying this pretty scandalous shit to somebody. | ||
| You want us to go public with this? | ||
| Because then it's going to ruin your campaign. | ||
| Then you go, oh, okay, I'll resign. | ||
| Is there a way to change the tone of this country? | ||
| Is there a way? | ||
| I mean, because the tone of this country clearly changed on September 11th. | ||
| Clearly, it went dark. | ||
| Everything went crazy. | ||
| We realized the repercussions of what the fuck we're doing. | ||
| I mean, if whether or not it's a false flag event and they orchestrated it or terrorists hate us so much they're willing to fucking sacrifice people's lives and fly people into buildings. | ||
| Whatever's going on, we realize there's repercussions to whoever is in office being in office. | ||
| Whoever is in government, whoever is conducting world affairs, whoever, there's obviously some fucking chaos because they wanted to make a big noise. | ||
| They wanted to make a big splash and kill a bunch of people. | ||
| How can that change? | ||
| Two things that can change. | ||
| One is shows like yours, where you're opening real conversations, and shows like yours, where the people on TV with Abby Martin's show, you know, you're like, oh, she's kind of like me. | ||
| She's not some plastic. | ||
| She's not some plastic person who's just being fed these Fox News talking points. | ||
| And you probably know at the end of the day that you're, at the very least, distracting people from the real issues. | ||
| I'm sure those people go home knowing that and they go, well, I'm getting paid $3 million to do it, so who really gives a shit? | ||
| And that's the first thing. | ||
| The second thing, I think, is you just have to keep going. | ||
| You can't stop just because there are some issues out there. | ||
| I feel a lot of people, there's a silent majority who's fed up with the TSA groping them and fed up with us spending this much money on programs that we maybe don't really need. | ||
| Well, the problem with the surveillance data is the chilling effect. | ||
| It makes people stifled into not dissenting, not speaking out as much. | ||
| Because when you know, if you have a recording device on a table, you're not going to say the same things as you were before. | ||
| And so when you know that you're being watched everywhere, recorded everywhere, surveilled, data mined, you're not going to speak out as much. | ||
| I've had so many people say, you know, aren't you terrified? | ||
| And I'm like, I'm just speaking the truth. | ||
| I'm just speaking what I believe and talking about what I'm passionate about. | ||
| And if everyone kind of shed themselves of that fear and didn't let that affect the way that they acted, then I think that the country would be a lot different. | ||
| They're not going to be able to hold on to that kind of power. | ||
| I don't think it's going to be exclusive to them. | ||
| I think the internet, just this sort of intertwining of information into our lives, I think it's going to get to a point where there's just this zero point, where this point of what Terrence McKenna called ultimate novelty, where we're going to reach some new paradigm, new shift in. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We look at we can do now just with Google and cell phones and just the ability to talk to people while you're driving your car home. | ||
| It's really a crazy connectivity that we've sort of taken for granted because it's just Bluetooth in my car. | ||
| It's kind of cool, but you get used to it after a while and you do business while you're stuck in traffic. | ||
| But that's a weird thing, and that's just what we know exists because someone invented it. | ||
| They haven't stopped doing that, okay? | ||
| They're going to continue and they're probably on the cusp of releasing some shit over the next decade or so that's going to make that look like nothing. | ||
| And then no one's going to have any privacy. | ||
| And we're going to have to accept this whole idea of humans being one, you know, that the human race is just one big gigantic superorganism. | ||
| Well, that's going to be real as fuck. | ||
| Like, it's not just going to be some sort of a hippie-dippy yoga phrase, you know, that you say because it makes you feel better. | ||
| It's going to be real. | ||
| You're going to be able to see, everyone's going to know the real live repercussions of all sorts of different types of behavior. | ||
| We're going to be able to see how people really feel about each other. | ||
| We're going to see how people really view you. | ||
| It's going to be very different than life now, and it's inevitable. | ||
| It's not going to stop. | ||
| Just like we were at one point in time animals with no communication whatsoever. | ||
| We were one time single-celled organisms with no way of making any noise. | ||
| And we became this thing. | ||
| And this thing is not going to stay this thing forever. | ||
| This thing's going to be something way fucking crazier. | ||
| So all of our problems that we have right now are the monkey mind, the fucking wild male dominant chimpanzee mind that's trying to take over the world. | ||
| While this is happening, technology is just moving closer and closer in on it, and it's scrambling. | ||
| And they're trying to do the most arcane. | ||
| We can just lock them up for no fucking reason. | ||
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| Lock them up! | ||
| And they're doing all this thing. | ||
| It's because the troops are circling. | ||
| People are circling. | ||
| There's like this big ant death spiral of the more madness that we operate under, the more access to information that we have, the crazier it's going to get. | ||
| It's going to get to a point where it can't be contained because everyone will be involved in it. | ||
| It won't be as simple as these world bankers can tell the troops to move into certain positions. | ||
| The troops are going to know exactly where it's coming from. | ||
| Everyone's going to know where it's coming from. | ||
| Everyone's going to know why it's coming from, from whatever group is pushing, whatever agenda that's forcing people to die. | ||
| And they're going to be punished for it. | ||
| There's just no way. | ||
| There's no way you can keep this fucking game going on. | ||
| Unless you bomb us back to the Stone Age and only a few thousand people survive. | ||
| Then it's possible. | ||
| So if you're a real speculator and if you looked at the human race saying, listen, there's no way we're going to be able to keep this up. | ||
| What we're going to have to do is build something About five miles into the ground, and we can keep you alive for about three years. | ||
| That's what we need. | ||
| And we need about a year for the radioactive waste to die off. | ||
| And then we come up back to the surface when most of the people are dead, and we start all over again. | ||
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| Apparently, this part. | ||
| Five minutes, folks. | ||
| Yeah, I think that there will be a breaking point. | ||
| It can't keep going. | ||
| There has to be. | ||
| It can't keep going. | ||
| Yeah, there has to be. | ||
| I don't think there'd be as many people online trying to change things if we were all hopeless. | ||
| I mean, if we're ever truly hopeless, like people like Abby and Dude, like. | ||
| If you care about your country, you want to see it do better. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You don't want to see it devolve into a bunch of fucking Walmart parking lots and protesters being beaten and surveillance cameras everywhere. | ||
| I think our goal of being upbeat throughout this show, we failed hopelessly. | ||
| It's not hopeless. | ||
| It's not hopeless. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| It's not hopeless. | ||
| It's just ridiculous. | ||
| The human society, as we know it, is a temporary thing. | ||
| It's not going to stay this way. | ||
| It can't. | ||
| It just can't. | ||
| This is the way of fucking books and town meetings where people talked loud because they had no microphones. | ||
| This is the way of the small tribes led by a few leaders. | ||
| Shit doesn't work anymore. | ||
| It's a global world environment we're living with. | ||
| That's what we're living with. | ||
| We're all connected now. | ||
| That's different. | ||
| Those Jason Silva videos where it's like an amazing future, his technology has uplifted us. | ||
| That's what happens if we actually do our parts and speak out and take a role in government and take a role in the media and getting the truth out there. | ||
| That's what we get. | ||
| That's our reward if we actually do our roles as individuals and as a community. | ||
| If we don't do those things, we don't get that. | ||
| It's not just going to magically happen. | ||
| I really don't believe that. | ||
| I think if we don't do our parts, we end up in a place that looks more like a kind of like total recall version of the future where people are living in small, dingy apartments and there are cameras everywhere and secretive police pulling people away for no reason. | ||
| It's understandable that you have power. | ||
| You have power to take back the message and take back everything around you. | ||
| I mean, we've built everything. | ||
| Human beings are amazing creatures. | ||
| Look what we've done. | ||
| I mean, we have the ability to take it back. | ||
| There's also the realization that we're not going to be human beings forever. | ||
| You know, just like we weren't rats forever after the asteroids hit 65 million years ago, there was just like rats. | ||
| Somehow or another, it became monkeys and it became people. | ||
| They're not going to stay people. | ||
| It's just we're clinging on. | ||
| We're imperfect beings clinging to our existence. | ||
| And it might be that this symbiotic relationship we have with technology might mean that the next form of life is an artificial one. | ||
| It might be that we're here to put that into reality. | ||
| We're the bees making the hive and don't really know why the fuck we're doing it. | ||
| We're the animal that pollinates the plant. | ||
| We're the thing that starts up the next stage of life. | ||
| Emotionless, something that doesn't have ego, doesn't use resources, intentionally recycles everything and doesn't reproduce more than it needs to. | ||
| And that's the next stage of life. | ||
| And the next stage of life creates the next and it keeps going and going. | ||
| And we're just all cocky and shit. | ||
| And we think the only kind of life is biological life. | ||
| And it could be that we're here to make some new shit and that we're just the things that stay alive until this new thing comes online. | ||
| So and then, if that's the case, the congressional run don't mean shit, son. | ||
| Unfortunately, well, it's, I mean, it does. | ||
| It means nothing for now. | ||
| For us, it means a lot. | ||
| Vote for John Connor, whatever his name is. | ||
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| Or John Titor, the guy, the time traveler. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| This fucking show's been a drag. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Tomorrow we're going to talk about Reids. | ||
| We're going to talk about bringing in Victor Conte, who's the guy who got arrested. | ||
| He went to jail for the Balko scandal, the Barry Bonds thing, all those guys who got steroids that were undetectable. | ||
| Should be fascinating. | ||
| He's going to tell us how many different people are cheating in sports. | ||
| Apparently, it's everybody. | ||
| Apparently, you can't be a high-level athlete unless you're doing something that's funky. | ||
| If everyone's cheating, though, doesn't that mean nobody's cheating? | ||
| That's what I've always wondered about, stuff like that. | ||
| I don't think it's everybody. | ||
| I think I'm exaggerating. | ||
| I think it's 80% of the people. | ||
| But a lot of them are the best people. | ||
| I mean, this Lance Armstrong thing is pretty crazy. | ||
| At one point in time, how many different people have to get busted before you go, hey, are you guys all on that? | ||
| Just tell me the truth. | ||
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Why did they wait this long to attack a national hero? | |
| They've built this guy up, and now they have to tear him down. | ||
| I think this should have been done after the second win. | ||
| I wish they did that with Phelps, too, just over pot. | ||
| No, they didn't. | ||
| No, they didn't. | ||
| They never tried to prosecute him. | ||
| No, not prosecuting him. | ||
| Because Lance Armstrong has lost his living, man. | ||
| There's a big, big difference in the witch hunt. | ||
| They're trying to take away his titles. | ||
| They've stripped him of all of his Tour de France wins. | ||
| And apparently, it's American Doping Society, or Anti-Doping Society, that's doing it, or whatever the fuck the name of their organization is, their DEA, whatever it is. | ||
| Whatever it is, they don't even have the right to take it away. | ||
| They didn't award it. | ||
| I wonder what's going on with that. | ||
| He did something to somebody. | ||
| Maybe someone was a big Cheryl Crowe fan and when he started banging Cheryl Crowe, they're like, that's it. | ||
| This motherfucker, he's going down. | ||
| One ball and all. | ||
| I think if they can take him down, they can take anyone down. | ||
| Yeah, well, it sounds like he was cheating. | ||
| I mean, I'm not saying you shouldn't do it because it seems like everybody was doing it, but it seems like everybody was doing it. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But the guys passed a bunch of drug tests. | ||
| It seems to me that you're wasting a lot of money going after some guy just because a bunch of people said he did some things. | ||
| And you got all these drug tests that he passed. | ||
| Could you imagine if that was like with you at work? | ||
| You know, I fucking know David Seaman smoked weed, man. | ||
| We took the cleanse together. | ||
| You're like, this son of a bitch. | ||
| This guy tested positive and you tested negative, and they'll go after you for years and years and years after you've already quit UPS. | ||
| I mean, that's really what's going on. | ||
| He doesn't ride bikes anymore, and they're fucking still dragging this guy to jail. | ||
| Or into court, rather. | ||
| And finally, he's just quitting. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But apparently, we're going to find out tomorrow. | ||
| Don't do that, Brian. | ||
| Stop confusing the shit out of me. | ||
| We're going to find out tomorrow from Victor Conte. | ||
| He's going to let us know. | ||
| And apparently there's a lot of different ways to do it where it's not dangerous. | ||
| You can elevate your levels of testosterone and all these different substances legally and healthily. | ||
| He's going to show us that, too. | ||
| He sells stuff like ZMA, zinc, magnesium. | ||
| Zinc and magnesium is supposed to up your testosterone. | ||
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I need that. | |
| We all need that. | ||
| Listen, ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for coming here. | ||
| We have to have one with just you alone. | ||
| We had a little bit of a scheduling issue, Abby, so next time we'll do just you. | ||
| Does that sound good? | ||
| We'll do that in November? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Okay, we'll do that in November. | ||
| And dude, anytime you want to come back by yourself, too, please. | ||
| You got to come online sometime. | ||
| I would love to. | ||
| Do you Skype it or do you do it live? | ||
| We could do it live before I leave California. | ||
| When do you leave it? | ||
| Let's talk after this. | ||
| Thanks, Joe. | ||
| Follow Abby Martin, Abby Martin on Twitter. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| D underscore Seaman? | ||
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What is it? | |
| That's it. | ||
| S-E-A, you fuckheads. | ||
| S-E-A. | ||
| M-A-N. | ||
| If they want to go online, it's David Seaman for Congress, and they can sign up to do like volunteering. | ||
| It's DavidSeemanforCongress.com.com.com. | ||
| And they can sign up and volunteer, donate, or just learn more information about what these are. | ||
| Yeah, and stay posted, folks, because we're going to keep having guys like David on and guys and gals, rather, like Abby on. | ||
| And, you know, there's a lot of things that I didn't know. | ||
| There's a lot of things that I'm sure you didn't know either about the way this world works. | ||
| And the more it gets exposed, the less they can keep doing it. | ||
| It's nonsense. | ||
| We live in a fucking crazy world. | ||
| But if it wasn't for guys like you, most people wouldn't know about it, really. | ||
| So thank you very much for coming on. | ||
| Thank you very much for doing what you're doing. | ||
| And your show on RT, how can people follow that? | ||
| Breaking the Set. | ||
| Just check that out on YouTube. | ||
| It's all archived on there. | ||
| There you go, you dirty fucks. | ||
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All right. | |
| Thanks for sponsoring our show, onit.com. | ||
| Go to O-N-N-I-T, use the code name Rogan, and you save yourself 10% off. | ||
| No, that's only for today, though, dude. | ||
| It's probably over by now. | ||
| What time was it? | ||
| 7 o'clock or something? | ||
| Yeah, if you're doing this on what's today's date? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| 16th of October. | ||
| If you get this the 16th of October, use the follow-on it code. | ||
| O-N-N-I-T. | ||
| Follow on it. | ||
| You save 20% off today. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Tomorrow, we will see you with Victor Conte. | ||
| Oh, San Francisco and Seattle. | ||
| Greg Fitzsimmons just joined me. | ||
| So Greg Fitzsimmons has come with me. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So, yeah, we haven't done the road together like ever. | ||
| Greg and I have been friends since the fucking 80s, yo. | ||
| So we're doing San Francisco on November 2nd and Seattle on November 3rd. | ||
| It should be fucking sick. | ||
| And that's it, folks. | ||
| We got a desquad show here tomorrow night at the Ice House Comedy Club. | ||
| It will be me. | ||
| Greg Fitzsimmons just had to back out of it. | ||
| He's going to some other place. | ||
| I forget where he's going. | ||
| Ian Edwards. | ||
| Ian Edwards is going to be here. | ||
| Duncan Trussell, of course, Brian Redban. | ||
| And we'll probably call some other friends and have them come by as well. | ||
| It's always a good time here at the Ice House in Pasadena. | ||
| It's only $15, and it's 10 o'clock on Wednesday. | ||
| All right, you fucking freaks. | ||
| We'll see you tomorrow. | ||
| And then we got another one. | ||
| Tim Pool's coming in on Thursday. | ||
| Shit's going to be crazy. | ||
| All right, we love you guys. | ||
| Thanks for everything. | ||
| Big kiss. |
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