Jan. 18, 2012 - The Joe Rogan Experience
02:44:48
| 
| Speaker | Time | Text |
|---|---|---|
| Oh, shit, I should have tweeted this. | ||
| Well, you know what, folks? | ||
| This is going to come out while I'm tweeting. | ||
| I'm tweeting at the same time. | ||
| The Joe Rogan Experience podcast is brought to you by The Fleshlight. | ||
| If you go to JoeRogan.net and click on the link for The Fleshlight... | ||
| Shit, I can't do this. | ||
| I can't type one thing and think... | ||
| I can't type one thing. | ||
| Here, I'll talk about it. | ||
| So Fleshlight is this thing you fuck. | ||
| It's this big rubber sex toy for guys. | ||
| And there's a whole bunch of different kinds that have different insides that feel different compared to the girls. | ||
| Like Jenna Hayes feels different than Aza Akira. | ||
| Do you really believe that? | ||
| Yeah, 100%. | ||
| There's other connoisseurs out there, like wine guys, who have a really good palate, a good dick palate. | ||
| Guys who can tell the perfect textures the way a guy can tell. | ||
| Well, the textures are completely different. | ||
| If you go to Fleshlight.com, you can actually see what the inside of each girl looks like. | ||
| So there's different grooves, there's different things in different girls. | ||
| Some girls look like they have huge fucking cysts in their pussies, but it might feel good against your dick. | ||
| You don't know. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| No one looks like they have cysts. | ||
| Yeah, if you go there, there's one girl that has crazy bumps and bubbles and waves and jagged things. | ||
| So they create a bunch of different vagina environments. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| And you get a discount if you go to Joe Rogan's website. | ||
| It's Rogan, and you get 15% off the number one sex toy for men, The Fleshlight. | ||
| Dude, you're an awesome commercial guy. | ||
| You should do commercials permanently. | ||
| That's all you should do all day long, is just do commercials. | ||
| Well, AlphaBrain's really good, Joe. | ||
| What a segue artist! | ||
| We're also brought to you by Onnit.com. | ||
| It's O-N-N-I-T, makers of AlphaBrain, the cognitive-enhancing supplement that I enjoy. | ||
| And we also make Shroom Tech Sport, which is the Cordyceps mushroom supplement for endurance training. | ||
| If you do something really hard, like a CrossFit class or Jiu Jitsu or something like that, that's for you. | ||
| If you're not into that kind of working out, you're probably not going to notice the difference. | ||
| Brian has no use for this stuff. | ||
| No, I did not use this product, but I'm sure it's great. | ||
| Do you use the shroom tech immune though? | ||
| I use more the new mood. | ||
| That's what I've been grooving on is the new mood. | ||
| I did the immune when I feel sick. | ||
| And right now I don't feel sick. | ||
| I just feel like I need to chill out. | ||
| And that's why I need the new mood. | ||
| Because that's more of like a... | ||
| You know, like, calm you down. | ||
| Have some tryptophan. | ||
| You know, do you like turkey dinner? | ||
| You know how that makes you tired when you're done eating it? | ||
| Well, that kind of has tryptophan in it, and it makes you kind of feel relaxed. | ||
| And it also makes you a little bit happier every day, I think, if you take it every day. | ||
| I don't really take it. | ||
| I take Alphabrain, but I don't take the other ones. | ||
| I take shroom tech when I work out, and I take Alphabrain, and I take the immune shit. | ||
| Anyway, what all this stuff is, they're nootropics. | ||
| And this is my advice to you if you don't know what we're talking about. | ||
| Don't buy anything. | ||
| Please, just Google Nootropics. | ||
| There's a lot of really interesting articles about the subject, and it's controversial, but I've been experimenting with them for years, and I enjoy them. | ||
| And not just the ones that we sell. | ||
| There was a football player, I think his name is Romanowski, I'm pretty sure, and he has a company called Neuro One. | ||
| And apparently he had dealt with some concussions and stuff. | ||
| So he created his own formula, like a nootropic formula to enhance the way his mind worked. | ||
| And it was really interesting. | ||
| And I enjoy that stuff. | ||
| And I have no vested interest in whether you buy it or don't buy it. | ||
| If you feel like you don't want to buy it or you feel like it's too expensive, I encourage people to steal the ingredients, copy it, and make your own. | ||
| Like, buy the stuff in bulk and make your own. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the other thing is, if you try and you don't like it, you get 100% money back. | ||
| So we can't make it any easier. | ||
| We can't make it Any nicer. | ||
| What's most important to me is that nobody feels ripped off. | ||
| That nobody wants to buy anything you don't want to buy. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Do your research, too. | |
| Don't fucking blindly buy it. | ||
| Don't go to Wikipedia. | ||
| It's blacked out. | ||
| But fucking go to Yahoo. | ||
| Go to Bing. | ||
| Go to any other search engines that are not supporting the SOPA movement. | ||
| The SOPA movement. | ||
| Scary as fuck, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Let's talk about that. | ||
| Hamilton Morris is here. | ||
| Listen, go to Onnit.com. | ||
| O-N-N-I-T. Enter in the code name Rogue and get 10% off. | ||
| That's it, bitches. | ||
| Alright, here we go. | ||
| A man is here that I've been wanting to talk to for a long time. | ||
|
unidentified
|
The Joe Rogan experience. | |
| Train by day! | ||
| Joe Rogan podcast by night! | ||
| All day! | ||
| Hamilton Morris comes here with a video camera when the podcast in its most cluttered state This room is a wreck. | ||
| I look like I should be on Hoarders in this fucking room. | ||
| I gotta clean this bitch out. | ||
| This is ridiculous. | ||
| Too much traveling, man. | ||
| Too much traveling. | ||
| You know how it is. | ||
| Hamilton Morris. | ||
| Hello. | ||
| What's up, honey? | ||
| Thanks for coming on. | ||
| Thanks for having me. | ||
| I enjoyed a lot of your stuff that I saw online, man, especially that, for those who don't know, you write for Vice, right? | ||
| For vice.com? | ||
| That's right, Vice Magazine. | ||
| For Vice Magazine. | ||
| I think the first thing I ever saw you do, you were tripping somewhere in the jungle. | ||
| I don't really remember what it was, but you had taken some trip to hang out with some indigenous people. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| What did they give you? | ||
| It was the Maiaruna Indians, and they gave me a... | ||
| Well, they actually didn't give it to me. | ||
| It was sort of a complicated trip to find them. | ||
| But they traditionally used the venom of this frog called Philomedusa bicolor that produces a venom that's rich in all these different psychoactive peptides and specifically contains this substance called dermorphin that's a super potent opioid. | ||
| But they kind of... | ||
| But it doesn't have any sort of like a classical opioid effect. | ||
| Like it's not really a sedative. | ||
| And people claim that it gives them everlasting energy. | ||
| They're able to hunt for days without sleep and to go days without eating and all sorts of supernatural feats. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| You have a great voice, by the way. | ||
| Can we just say that you have a very mysterious voice and it's very interesting. | ||
| You should read books to grown up. | ||
| Especially if you know cool shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If you know cool shit and you have a voice like that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Please. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| So what is the effect? | ||
| Well, that's what I've been told. | ||
| That I would go days without requiring sleep, and I'd be able to hunt all night for animals in the jungle with these Indians. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| So I was expecting more of a stimulant-type effect, but then this chemical, Dermorphin, there's no real reason you should expect it to be a stimulant. | ||
| It's an opioid. | ||
| There used to be... | ||
| Wow. | ||
| some kind of bacterial organism in the intestine of these children that was naturally producing the dermorphine. | ||
| And so they thought autism was this kind of opioid mediated pathology. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah, in the same way that you're talking about endogenous DMT and how that can cause a psychedelic experience without ingesting a drug. | ||
| The idea was that there's an endogenous intestinal opioid bacteria that produces dermorphin, but it's never been demonstrated. | ||
| Anyway, so I thought... | ||
| So it's never been demonstrated, so how did they come to this conclusion? | ||
| That sounds so fascinating! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's amazing! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I never heard that theory before. | ||
| Well, there's all kinds of psychoactive substances that have been detected in the urine of people with different sorts of mental illnesses. | ||
| You know, there's 5-MeO-DMT detected in the urine of schizophrenics. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That totally makes sense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| Well, it totally makes sense if you think about it because we all have bodies, like people's bodies go haywire, you know? | ||
| Things go wrong. | ||
| I have vitiligos. | ||
| I have spots on my hand where my pigment doesn't grow anymore. | ||
| So it's like weird shit happens to bodies. | ||
| Weird shit easily could happen to your body's, your brain's ability to produce psychedelic chemicals. | ||
| Could you imagine if every day was just tripping all day long? | ||
| Like you couldn't get out of tripping? | ||
| Instead of licking frogs, you're licking this guy and paying him $20 just to get off. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What? | |
| I don't know what you're talking about. | ||
| If your body was producing a drug, like a frog. | ||
| Oh, no, I didn't mean it that way. | ||
| You know? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Ha ha ha! | |
| I don't think it's that way, Brian. | ||
| His body's not producing a drug he's ingesting. | ||
| His body's producing a drug internally, you silly boy. | ||
| I know, but what if he secreted it out of that? | ||
| Who the fuck is secreting? | ||
| The guy. | ||
| No, if you were producing this drug inside your body... | ||
| You are secreting it. | ||
| If you're urinating it. | ||
| Yeah, if you're urinating it. | ||
| No secretion. | ||
| And then you became a frog. | ||
| How do they get it from... | ||
| Do they actually get 5-MeO from frogs? | ||
| Can they do that? | ||
| Absolutely, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| That's real, right? | ||
| And some totes, right? | ||
| Yeah, Bufo Alvarious. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And how do you do that? | ||
| There's different techniques for doing it. | ||
| I used to know a guy that raised Bufo Alvarious, and he lives in Boston, and his technique... | ||
| Why am I not shocked? | ||
| They have glands that just squirt it out pretty much. | ||
| Collect it. | ||
| Yeah, at least four. | ||
| Two on the neck and two on the legs. | ||
| And he would grab it by the scruff of its neck and then take a cat and show it the cat. | ||
| And it's terrified of cats. | ||
| And then that causes it to secrete the venom. | ||
| And then he would pinch all of the glands onto a glass sheet and dry it out. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That's fucking wild. | ||
| I tell you, the secret's cat, Joe, in life. | ||
| Everything seems cat's. | ||
| We've been talking about feral cats, these cats, making drugs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's incredible. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So you just scrape it up and smoke it? | ||
| Yeah, but it's not just 5-MeO-DMT. There's also apparently some quantity of bufotinine and also a bunch of other things. | ||
| That's why it's not really safe to eat it. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| The things people will risk to get high. | ||
| No, no, it's actually worth checking out. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I actually used to shop for it. | ||
| I told them before in the podcast that I was doing a lot of research and buying them in mass quantities when I lived in Ohio, I think. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, maybe invest in a few frogs and cultivate a relationship with them. | ||
| I mean, is it illegal? | ||
| It may be illegal. | ||
| 5-MEO DMT was recently scheduled, so yeah. | ||
| It used to be you could get 5-MEO DMT on the internet, right? | ||
| Absolutely, yeah. | ||
| That's incredible. | ||
| They just didn't know? | ||
| I don't think it really poses that much of a risk in terms of, I doubt there's very many 5-MeO DMT hospitalizations compared to even things like LSD. It's just such a rare thing, and it lasts for such a short period of time. | ||
| You can just make it like a frog kissing booth to get around the law. | ||
| Don't say this is to lick or to get the drug off of it. | ||
| If you want this drug, you want to kiss it. | ||
| Brian, I'm going to bring you to a doctor. | ||
| Too many hits. | ||
| I'm going to bring you to a doctor and he's going to find out what the fuck is wrong with you, kid. | ||
| Too many hits. | ||
| You went too deep in the rabbit hole? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, way too deep. | |
| Well, you know what? | ||
| When a guest like Hamilton Morris is here, I could see where you get a little carried away. | ||
| You wanted to perform on his level, right? | ||
| No, I just wanted to go to where he is. | ||
| I was playing around too much. | ||
| I was playing around too much. | ||
| You're not even a professional stoner. | ||
| You're like a professional psychoactive expert. | ||
| You're like one of those dudes who you could say, Hey, man, what is it about that lotus flower? | ||
| And you go, Oh, well, the lotus flower. | ||
| And you'll explain it perfectly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How do you know so much about all this stuff? | ||
| Well, I've studied it in school for years. | ||
| I started out studying neuroscience. | ||
| Where'd you go to school? | ||
| The University of Chicago. | ||
| So was this something that was just always pulling at you, like how the mind works and various chemicals? | ||
| Yeah, not necessarily with the drug connection, but I was always interested in science and neuroscience. | ||
| And then once you understand that area of it, it becomes even more interesting. | ||
| And then also medicinal chemistry, pharmacology. | ||
| It's all interrelated. | ||
| And now how did you start putting together these videos online? | ||
| Well, I left Chicago and moved to New York, and a friend of a friend worked at Vice magazine and told the editor that I was interested both academically and in terms of writing about all these psychedelic drugs, and they wanted to do more informed drug-related content for the magazine. | ||
| So... | ||
| So they asked me to start writing a monthly column. | ||
| But Vice used to have a totally different attitude towards drugs in terms of, you know, they'd give someone an ounce of mushrooms and put them in a hotel room and just record everything they did while it was happening. | ||
| They weren't really interested in the science of it. | ||
| Not that that's a bad thing. | ||
| So they used to have that attitude? | ||
| Yeah, they used to have that attitude, and now they're more open-minded to discussing the scientific aspects. | ||
| So do you think the scientific aspects for the longest time, was it like, I think it was like maybe Hunter S. Thompson that maybe fucked a lot of people up, because his thing was just sort of take them, blast off, and enjoy the ride of it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, and that you were kind of a fool to try to quantify it and package it all together. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| Sure, yeah. | ||
| Do you think that that kind of mindset sometimes... | ||
| I mean, it's a fun mindset when you talk about eating some mushrooms and going to a football game. | ||
| I mean, there's some people who look down upon that, but there's other people that... | ||
| You know, that I actually enjoy doing something like that. | ||
| It's not the spiritual thing. | ||
| It's not the full-blown psychedelic connection that you can make. | ||
| Yeah, I certainly don't. | ||
| But it's fun, too, right? | ||
| Look down on that. | ||
| No, I think any way that anyone chooses to do it is perfectly fine, as long as they benefit from it and don't hurt, don't, like, stab people in the process or kill a dog or something. | ||
| If it was legal, it would be great because then you would know what everything was. | ||
| That would be the best way to deal with it. | ||
| The idea that you're just buying stuff from people you don't know. | ||
| It's so hard to cultivate a friendship where you're trusting someone to sell you something they're not supposed to be selling you. | ||
| You get into a tricky situation for both parties. | ||
| Well, even they don't know most of the time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Especially with something like LSD, where who knows where it actually comes from. | ||
| With something like mushrooms, that maybe you're one degree of separation away from the source that's producing the material. | ||
| But with LSD, it could be 20 degrees of separation. | ||
| So you don't even know what it is. | ||
| You've got to be bold as fuck to eat mushrooms in the wild. | ||
| Because... | ||
| Because you're sure. | ||
| Oh, absolutely. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| I mean, there's a few... | ||
| Aren't there a few psychedelic mushrooms that look really similar to things that are super poisonous? | ||
| Yeah, there are. | ||
| Definitely. | ||
| Gallerina marginata. | ||
| A bunch of the Gallerina genus mushrooms look a lot like the psilocybes and are massively poisonous. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, dude! | |
| Could you imagine? | ||
| How many people have died from that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That's terrifying, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Come on, camera guy. | ||
| You're in this room, dude. | ||
| You can't just observe, bro. | ||
| It's just too weird. | ||
| Have a seat, man. | ||
| Have a seat. | ||
| Sit down with us. | ||
| We gotta include your camera guy. | ||
| Otherwise, this doesn't feel organic. | ||
| It feels stared at. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is Matt, everybody. | ||
| Matt, the camera guy. | ||
| He's here as well. | ||
| Because Hamilton is doing something on isolation tanks. | ||
| And we're going to check out the float lab tomorrow in Venice, where Crash, my friend Craig, aka Crash, is the mad genius, putting together the baddest float tanks in the world. | ||
| We're going to go check out his stuff and his crazy cellular influence device. | ||
| When did you first learn about flotation tanks? | ||
| Is this something that you knew for a while? | ||
| What gave you the idea to do this project? | ||
| I've always found them interesting. | ||
| I think they're pretty fascinating for anyone that's studied the history of psychedelic drugs just because John Lilly And also, at the very beginning of psychedelic research, there were always these attempts to try and isolate the experience from the environment in some way when they were trying to quantify or qualify the different effects of new drugs in the 60s. | ||
| And because it's a class that's so much based on the environment, they wanted to try and figure out a way to remove subjects from the environment and test them in some kind of unbiased setting. | ||
| And the two ways they had were Sensory deprivation tanks and these Gonsfeld devices. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, we were talking about it earlier. | ||
| You've only had one sensory experience. | ||
| Yeah, and it was quite a while ago. | ||
| It sucks that it's not more readily available. | ||
| I think if you could just get into it for a little bit, if you get into a regular thing, even just once a week, it's great, man. | ||
| If you could find a place that has it. | ||
| I bet it's like a massage. | ||
| I just recently got my first massage, and I always kind of shunned it off just because it seemed weird to me. | ||
| If I got my first one, now I get it. | ||
| It's just nice relaxation. | ||
| It's not that expensive. | ||
| It's really good for you, too. | ||
| I think it's really good to have someone be affectionate to you. | ||
| Even if it's just someone rubbing you with their fingers, that's really intimate. | ||
| We're pretending that it's not sexual because it's not touching your groin. | ||
| But when some big, fat, sweaty woman who really knows how to rub a neck When she's getting in there with lotion and everything, that lady's fucking you. | ||
| She's giving you affection. | ||
| They're giving you affection. | ||
| They're rubbing your legs. | ||
| When someone's rubbing your feet, they might as well be blowing you. | ||
| When they're digging their heel into your back. | ||
| We're just little children. | ||
| We're little children to leave the genitals out of the picture. | ||
| Because that's what that person's doing. | ||
| They're being affectionate to you. | ||
| You're paying them to be ultimately affectionate to you. | ||
| Because, yeah, it works the muscles and, yeah, it increases, you know, blood flow and, yeah, it breaks up scar tissue. | ||
| It's great therapeutically, but it's also great because it's affection. | ||
| What if they, like, finished it off with, like, rocking you in a chair where they held you for, like, 20 minutes at the end and they were just, like, playing with your hair at the very end, like a baby or something? | ||
| Yeah, that would work. | ||
| You should add little bonuses like that, you know? | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's what you're into. | |
| Extra $10, they'll do that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They should do the whole thing. | ||
| I remember there was a place I used to go to and they arrested one of the dudes there because he was giving dudes massages and blowjobs. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Wow. | |
| He was like blowing a lot of the gay guys that came in here. | ||
| And so they caught him. | ||
| They double-double. | ||
| And I'm like, look, he's just trying to make his customers happy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, that's what his customer wanted. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Exactly. | |
| I mean, that is what the guy wanted, and he wanted to do it, too. | ||
| Who got hurt there? | ||
| Yeah, they should have that for everything. | ||
| In the perfect world, as long as it's, like, really clear that that's what you want. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Right. | |
| You know, because if you're, like, a straight guy, and all of a sudden he's blowing you, and you're like, dude, wrong signal. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But if you're a gay guy, who gives a fuck? | ||
| Really? | ||
| Are we trying to stop that? | ||
| Why are we trying to stop that, Hamilton Morris in 2012? | ||
| Why, Matt the cameraman? | ||
| Matt the cameraman? | ||
| You can talk, brother. | ||
| You're allowed to talk. | ||
| So it's crazy seeing the internet all blacked out today. | ||
| Like, say, Google and Reddit and Wikipedia. | ||
| Did you notice this? | ||
| Hamilton? | ||
| Yeah, I noticed it. | ||
| What did you think about the SOPA thing? | ||
| I haven't read enough about it. | ||
| I mean, I think it's horrifying if it is what I think it is, but I'd like to do a little more research. | ||
| You can't even read about it. | ||
| Wikipedia was blacked out. | ||
| It represents a trend. | ||
| It represents an attempt. | ||
| And whatever it is, it's trying to control or having the ability to control the internet. | ||
| But the reality is they can do that now. | ||
| If the government wanted to step in, like if you had some crazy Al-Qaeda, pro-Al-Qaeda website up, they could shut you down. | ||
| Trust me, it's not going to do anything but create an underground tunnel that we're all going to use and it's going to be really... | ||
| You're going to lose against the internet if you tried to do this anyway. | ||
| If you tried to start banning websites. | ||
| If you tried to start monitoring people. | ||
|
unidentified
|
They're... | |
| The internet will find a hack for it, just like they do every single iPhone a day before it's released. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Who's they? | ||
| Who's ultimately going to be in control of it? | ||
| Is that what's going on? | ||
| I don't think there's a they. | ||
| I think what's happening is people are realizing as more people get more access to information, That they're not buying the bullshit anymore. | ||
| And the only way to stop that is you're going to have to limit their access to information. | ||
| You're going to have to be able to control them. | ||
| You're going to have to be able to somehow or another box them up. | ||
| You're going to have to be able to somehow... | ||
| The trend is giving information freely through these fucking cell phones. | ||
| Wireless internet connections, and they're coordinating meetings, and people are setting things up, and they can't stop it. | ||
| They can't control it. | ||
| And that's driving them crazy. | ||
| But they can also work through the system. | ||
| When you think about how many Wikipedia entries are written by the pharmaceutical companies, how much Wikipedia material is actually advertising in one way or another. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Is it really? | |
| I mean, of course, if anyone can edit it, who wouldn't take advantage of that incredible resource? | ||
| Yeah, I would imagine. | ||
| I mean, it's not all good. | ||
| It's not perfect. | ||
| But it's the best way. | ||
| The best way is let the internet sort it out. | ||
| The best way is not that government controls the internet. | ||
| That's the worst way. | ||
| That's the worst way possible. | ||
| A bunch of people are willing to go to war. | ||
| They get to control the internet. | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| No, you don't. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| You fucking resource hogs. | ||
| You can't control the internet too. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| You know, you're stealing minerals in Africa and stealing oil in the Middle East and trying to jack the internet. | ||
| To the same motherfuckers. | ||
| Goddammit, Brian! | ||
| I blacked out my website today. | ||
| Did you? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Really? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| I don't know how to do that. | ||
| Yeah, I did it really poorly and quick. | ||
| I just changed the logo and made all the text gray, dark gray. | ||
| Do you feel like you're a part of a movement now? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I feel like I've accomplished something. | ||
| I feel a little left out. | ||
| I feel a little left out. | ||
| Well, NBC would probably be pissed off at you if you did that, probably. | ||
| If I blacked out my shit? | ||
| Yeah, because, I mean, the people backing SOPA is all the big media giants, you know? | ||
| All the darlings that want to... | ||
| Google's not backing me. | ||
| Wikipedia is not back then? | ||
| No, I mean entertainment. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, okay. | |
| You mean like Disney and shit like that? | ||
| Disney and NBC. Well, yeah, I guess they would be the ones who could benefit from a crackdown. | ||
| You've got to think about how much money has been lost. | ||
| Now, here's my question. | ||
| A lot of people have gotten things that they didn't deserve because they kind of downloaded them illegally maybe, but how much money was lost Was there really any money lost? | ||
| I wonder. | ||
| I wonder if it didn't exist. | ||
| Would those people have gone out and bought it? | ||
| Is that what you're saying? | ||
| Or would you say maybe they just downloaded it on a whim? | ||
| And maybe if they like it, they might tell somebody else and maybe somebody else might buy it. | ||
| It's possible that it's not causing any loss. | ||
| I mean, I don't know. | ||
| It's definitely a loss. | ||
| I mean, if you go to a movie theater nowadays, it's not like it used to be. | ||
| You think people are downloading shit? | ||
| You think that's what's going on for real? | ||
| Hey, I hate to admit it, I used to do it. | ||
| I downloaded every single movie, allegedly, that came out that weekend. | ||
| Don't say this online. | ||
| I mean, I might be playing a character. | ||
| Don't say this online. | ||
| I'm glad you're playing a character. | ||
| Your character's an idiot. | ||
| I'm just acting like a typical guy on the internet, you know? | ||
| Okay, yeah. | ||
| I hear what you're saying. | ||
| I don't think it's... | ||
| But now I don't do that shit. | ||
| I don't think it's that. | ||
| I think if the movie theaters are empty, it's because of the economy, A, and because of... | ||
|
unidentified
|
The movies suck, B. A lot of movies suck. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| It's hard to find good movies. | ||
| And that's the problem. | ||
| It's weird going to the movies nowadays and taking a girl on a date and spending $80. | ||
| It's like, wait a second, what happened to $6 movie tickets instead of $20 movie tickets? | ||
| It's called inflation, bitch. | ||
| Yeah, it's Catch up. | ||
| I know, but that's one of the reasons. | ||
| There's a movie theater that's in Pasadena by the Ice House that we walked by. | ||
| And yeah, the movies were like one or two weeks old. | ||
| They weren't first week movies, but they weren't old yet. | ||
| And they were like, I think, $3 tickets. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| That place is cool. | ||
| What's the name of that place? | ||
| I can't remember. | ||
| It's off of Colorado. | ||
| I love when you find a place like that. | ||
| It does something cool like that. | ||
| A place like just slightly old movies, really cheap. | ||
| Super cheap. | ||
| That's how it should be. | ||
| I can wait. | ||
| I'll wait. | ||
| I'll support your cool business. | ||
| And it's kind of a retro movie theater. | ||
| It's not new at all. | ||
| It's old school, what you remember in the 80s when E.T. came out. | ||
| And you're like, ooh. | ||
| Coolest movie experience ever, man. | ||
| We were playing at the Houston Laugh Stop. | ||
| And what was that stupid movie that they made about some kids in the woods? | ||
| It was like looking for a witch. | ||
| Blair Witch? | ||
| Blair Witch Project. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| Right? | ||
| Isn't that it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is that it? | ||
| It was like a fake documentary style? | ||
| Yeah, Blair Witch. | ||
| Yeah, me and Chris McGuire watched that. | ||
| These guys came down to the show, and then afterwards, one of them worked at a movie theater. | ||
| And he said, you guys want to go see the Blair Witch Project? | ||
| Like, right now? | ||
| Just us? | ||
| I was like, oh, shit! | ||
| So it was me and him and my buddy Chris and a couple of his friends, and we just, alone in the theater, he turned the thing on. | ||
| Like, he literally had the keys. | ||
| And we watched the Blair Witch Project alone. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| It was fucking awesome. | ||
| It's like the only way to watch that thing. | ||
| It was the perfect way to watch that movie. | ||
| And then I tried to watch it again and it was fucking terrible. | ||
| The second time it was terrible. | ||
| I tried to like, I don't know, recreate the moment. | ||
| Did you hear that McDonald's has to now put up signs saying that their french fries cause cancer? | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's something that's in french fries, potato chips, coffee, cigarettes. | ||
| The chemical is produced through the browning process. | ||
| You know, like when they put the fries in the fryer. | ||
| It causes cancer, the browning process of the oils that are in it or whatever. | ||
| So they have to put up signs. | ||
| And I guess there's ways around it. | ||
| They don't have to do the browning process, or they could do it the baking process. | ||
| But that, of course, would take long. | ||
| The thing with fries, it probably makes it super quick. | ||
| It's interesting that it's the browning process, and it kind of makes sense because they say that if you eat meat and you eat it well done, like the carbon on the outside, it's really not good. | ||
| It's like the black shit that people love, the crispy outside. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's like really bad for you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's the worst part. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| Right? | ||
| I think it is, yeah. | ||
| How fucking weird are people, man? | ||
| They're so delicious. | ||
| That's the best tasting cancer ever. | ||
| Would you say that's the best tasting cancer? | ||
| Oh, by the way, a lot of people got mad at us because of this last podcast. | ||
| I had a fucking bunch of annoyed people with me on Twitter. | ||
| Why? | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| There was a couple people that were annoyed that were vegans, and one guy I might have overreacted to, because I just get tired of people with their hashtag, I'm vegan, like they say something, and they go, I'm vegan. | ||
| He was saying, because we were talking about animals getting killed in processing plants, and it does happen, you know, groundhogs and all kinds of animals die. | ||
| When you buy plants from a store, unless you've got your own organic setup and you're doing it all yourself, chances are in the harvesting of the plants, some animals are going to die, unfortunately. | ||
| Maybe even more. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Maybe even more. | ||
| I don't know if it's more. | ||
| But it's different. | ||
| It's different. | ||
| It's like mice. | ||
| The area is going to be devastated unless you have some really good setup or it's great composting. | ||
| Unless you're doing it all yourself for your own food. | ||
| If you're doing it all yourself for your own food, that's one thing. | ||
| But if you're buying some shit from Whole Foods or from wherever, it's coming from a farm somewhere, even if it's organically grown, you don't think some animals are getting jacked? | ||
| They're getting fucked up. | ||
| There's an article about how in Australia, at least, it's a greater total loss of life, but it's a different type of life if you're a vegetarian than if you're an omnivore because of all the mice that are killed in the process of harvesting grains. | ||
| But, I don't know. | ||
| It totally makes sense. | ||
| But, you know, I don't... | ||
| I don't think... | ||
| Vegans are ridiculous. | ||
| Well, they're not ridiculous. | ||
| They're sensitive people. | ||
| And I can understand and appreciate it. | ||
| Excuse me. | ||
| I can understand and appreciate it. | ||
| But it's just... | ||
| It gets annoying that I'm vegan. | ||
| You know, it's like... | ||
| There's a self-righteous air to it. | ||
| And there's a weird thing that it's okay to eat some living things. | ||
| It's okay to kill trees. | ||
| It's okay to kill plants. | ||
| It's okay to kill fruit and vegetables. | ||
| It's okay to kill that. | ||
| You can chop that fucking lettuce right out of the ground and it's dead. | ||
| And then you eat it. | ||
| That's okay. | ||
| But it's not okay to kill an animal. | ||
| When do you draw a line? | ||
| Is there any distinction? | ||
| What if the animal was just meat? | ||
| It was just meat with a heartbeat, and it couldn't think, and it just sat there. | ||
| If it didn't have a brain. | ||
| If you didn't need it, somebody else would. | ||
| Is that okay? | ||
| At what point is it okay to eat an animal? | ||
| Another life form? | ||
| Only stuff that can't move. | ||
| Only stuff that can't scream. | ||
| Forget even responding to that, because who cares what other people eat and what their views on eating meat are? | ||
| That's silly. | ||
| No, I think there's a certain cruelty associated with factory farming, and I agree with that. | ||
| It's gross. | ||
| It's horrific. | ||
| I try to avoid cheeseburgers, except In-N-Out. | ||
| In-N-Out's pretty fucking spectacular. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Five Guys Burgers. | ||
| I hope those cows were treated well. | ||
| If I had known they were treated well, I'd feel much better about it. | ||
| But, you know, the reality of, you know, you buy a Kentucky Fried Chicken or you buy any sort of, you know, meat product from any fast food, anything, you're buying something that did not live a happy life. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Right. | |
| You know, it's going to be the cheapest meat they can possibly get you. | ||
| Right? | ||
| I mean, isn't it? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Half of it's fiberglass, right? | ||
| Like, look at Taco Bell's meat. | ||
| I don't think, you know, I don't think vegans are silly. | ||
| I just, I don't agree with it. | ||
| I don't agree with it, and I don't think we should be... | ||
| I don't think we should be treating animals the way we treat people. | ||
| I think we should be kind to everything we can be kind to. | ||
| I definitely think factory farming is fucked, but I think regular farming is pretty goddamn natural. | ||
| I mean, it's what people have been doing forever. | ||
| As long as you're not abusing the animals, it's what people have been doing for forever. | ||
| And those animals, I mean... | ||
| Who's to say that you're not supposed to take out cows? | ||
| That's silly to me. | ||
| Someone's going to take them out. | ||
| Is it a jaguar? | ||
| If a jaguar doesn't take them out, can people take the cow out? | ||
| we can't you're talking about extremeness though most people don't believe that even even most like normal anti-cruelty animal you know companies or whatever they're called charities uh uh even them uh they still believe in you know humane killing of animals you know But what you're talking about is people that are just like nothing. | ||
| Well, there's definitely grades, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that's only a small amount of the people, Joe. | ||
| You're talking about the three Twitter followers or whatever that are... | ||
| But it's a significant chunk of the population, I think. | ||
| There's a lot of people that are really upset at any idea of any cruelty whatsoever to animals. | ||
| And you know what, man? | ||
| It's because they love their animals. | ||
| I totally get that. | ||
| They love their animals. | ||
| And I totally get loving wildlife. | ||
| But, you know, the idea that they're going to live forever if you don't eat them? | ||
| Like, what the fuck's happening here? | ||
| Don't eat animals ever? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Who's going to eat them then? | ||
| Block them. | ||
| What the fuck's going to happen here? | ||
| Block these people. | ||
| Are you going to go around gelding them? | ||
| Are you going to make sure these elk don't fuck? | ||
| Because otherwise they're going to be everywhere. | ||
| There's a town in Colorado called Evergreen. | ||
| Beautiful, beautiful place. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| It's up in the mountains. | ||
| There's a certain part of town where you can't go anywhere. | ||
| During certain migrations, because the elks will just walk down the main street. | ||
| It's fucking amazing! | ||
| There's like a hundred elk. | ||
| There's a photo of them. | ||
| And there's like a herd of them. | ||
| And they're walking down the middle of the street. | ||
| It's like, wow! | ||
| What a crazy place where you live, man. | ||
| A herd of elk just walked... | ||
| If it wasn't for people shooting those elk, the herd would be 200 the next year. | ||
| It'd be 300. There's not enough predators. | ||
| Unless you want more mountain lions, unless you want to start bringing mountain lions into your daily equation, you've got to do something to get rid of those elk. | ||
| They have to shoot those fucking things. | ||
| If we want to live there, you're going to have to shoot them. | ||
| Deer are fucking terrifying. | ||
| Have you ever been in a place where deer are super plentiful and you can't drive safe? | ||
| Yeah, Ohio. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| There's deer flying all over the place. | ||
| Normally, I would wake up at my dad's house when I lived at my dad's house and see a deer every week. | ||
| I would see a couple in my backyard. | ||
| Yeah, and if you're driving home at night, that's when it's scary. | ||
| Yeah, and the main streets are right next to my dad's neighborhood. | ||
| So, I mean, obviously, that's dangerous. | ||
| Yeah, somebody's got to eat them. | ||
| You've got to eat more of those. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I've never actually had deer. | ||
| I've never had any of that craziness. | ||
| You've never? | ||
| No. | ||
| Hamilton, are you a vegetarian or anything? | ||
| I am, yeah. | ||
| How long have you been a vegetarian? | ||
| Since 2009. But I eat meat occasionally. | ||
| Is it a health choice? | ||
| I think it just generally encourages me to be more conscious of what I'm eating, because otherwise I'm more inclined to eat just gross fast food and things like that. | ||
| And I think my diet's improved enormously since I became a vegetarian. | ||
| Yeah, the more plant matter you can get in, it seems like you just feel better. | ||
| You feel healthier. | ||
| But goddamn meat is delicious. | ||
| I eat fish occasionally. | ||
| Do you? | ||
| No red meat or anything along those lines. | ||
| I have my theory. | ||
| I've said it before, that the stuff that's the quickest is the best for you. | ||
| Like deer. | ||
| Deer's really good for you because they're hard to get. | ||
| Those motherfuckers, they run because they get really good meat. | ||
| Cows. | ||
| It's a pretty good meat. | ||
| What's cheetah taste like? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Because it has to be the best. | ||
| But that's who it's delicious. | ||
| Imagine, you get a cheetah burger. | ||
| Oh, damn. | ||
| People would be like, no, don't eat a cat. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Isn't that funny? | ||
| Cats will eat you, but nobody wants you to eat a cat. | ||
| You can't go hunting tigers and eat the tiger. | ||
| Like, what if tiger meat was fucking delicious? | ||
| People would be like, you dick. | ||
| But meanwhile, that tiger would hunt you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You dummy. | ||
| I'm not saying tigers should be extinct. | ||
| I'm saying if I lived in India, I would think tigers should be extinct. | ||
| Not necessarily, but definitely if I lived in the Sunderbands. | ||
| I say leave cats alone. | ||
| What about big ones, man? | ||
| Nah, leave them alone. | ||
| Fuck that, bro. | ||
| You ever see a real one? | ||
| You just have, like, a cat thing that you would have to do if tigers are about to attack. | ||
| You just throw, like, a piece of paper the other direction and run, you know, or something like that. | ||
| Yeah, that would work. | ||
| You know, It probably does. | ||
| There's probably in their instinct that they will do that. | ||
| Yeah, I wonder if there's any people that's ever tried that. | ||
| Dude, I can't even believe you're asking that question on the internet. | ||
| Well, I mean, it might be DNA stuff. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It might be you got too high before this show. | |
| Just throw a red ball when a lion's coming at you to see what happens. | ||
| Hamilton Morris, this is a ridiculous show I brought you on to. | ||
| I apologize. | ||
| But then again, I don't. | ||
| It's fun. | ||
| I'm just kidding. | ||
| So, you've been doing this Vice.com thing for how long, man? | ||
| Since about 2007, 2008. Is that full-time your thing? | ||
| No, I work for other magazines as well. | ||
| Writing and stuff like that? | ||
| Yeah, writing. | ||
| For Harper's as well. | ||
| But Vice is the main. | ||
| What was it like when you sat down with that Shulgin character? | ||
| What is that guy's name? | ||
| Alexander Shulgin. | ||
| Yeah, and he's like some crazy super chemist dude, right? | ||
| Yeah, he's really brilliant. | ||
| Yeah, that was an amazing interview, dude. | ||
| Yeah, and that was really difficult. | ||
| You know, people kept writing me saying, oh, you're so lucky, you're so lucky. | ||
| But it was incredibly difficult to get that interview with him, and it took years. | ||
| So it wasn't like a luck thing. | ||
| Like, Vibe was like, hey, we found a kooky guy for you to interview. | ||
| Go visit him. | ||
| I had to... | ||
| I'd actually been to his house a couple times beforehand and I had to be vetted by his family and all these things because a lot of people don't understand what he does and he's harassed by people. | ||
| There's this ridiculous idea that inventors are somehow responsible for what is done with their creations so people think that if somebody dies of an MDMA overdose that he is somehow responsible for it which is of course totally ridiculous. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| But you know that mentality. | ||
| Yeah, there is that mentality, which is pretty silly. | ||
| You know, the legalization of any of this stuff would require people to go over dosages and be scientific about it. | ||
| And if any of this stuff was legal, you know, look at if it was legal if you could just be prescribed. | ||
| If you could have a doctor that would say, you know, you're pretty sane. | ||
| I think you could handle ecstasy. | ||
| So he prescribes you a little ecstasy. | ||
| Go have a party this weekend, you know? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I don't know about that, but I think using it as an adjunct to psychotherapy is not that far away. | ||
| Well, do you think so? | ||
| You really think they're going to accept that? | ||
| They're certainly trying to. | ||
| The organization MAPS, that's pretty much what they do. | ||
| Yeah, I've read that they've made great strides with people as well with post-traumatic stress disorder. | ||
| Yeah, which is not surprising. | ||
| I mean, I think a lot of the stuff that MAPS does is just proving these things that most people understand intuitively, but it has to be demonstrated in a rigorous scientific fashion before any regulatory authorities will accept it. | ||
| Yeah, wow. | ||
| It would really help a lot. | ||
| No doubt about it. | ||
| It would restructure society. | ||
| If people were allowed free use of psychedelics, everyone looks at it as such a frivolous issue. | ||
| It's so silly. | ||
| Why even concentrate on such things? | ||
| What are you trying to do? | ||
| Are you trying to get high? | ||
| If you talk to most people about psychedelics, you feel like you're stuck in a 1950s movie. | ||
| What are you trying to do with your life, kid? | ||
| What do you want to do? | ||
| Mess with those mushrooms? | ||
| Put that stuff down. | ||
| Get yourself square. | ||
| Get on a straight and narrow. | ||
| Put the mushrooms down, boy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Isn't it? | ||
| I mean, doesn't it seem like that? | ||
| It's not a subject that's easy to be approached seriously with adults. | ||
| There's not a lot of them that'll engage you in it. | ||
| In the regular world, you want to talk seriously about psychedelics and seriously about positive effects of them and mushrooms? | ||
| Who wants to talk to you about that stuff? | ||
| Yeah, I mean, now most of it has to be shrouded in scientific research. | ||
| What if you were working for an insurance company, and you were like one of their top sales guys, but you're running around the office telling everybody they gotta do acid? | ||
| You know? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I guess I don't even really know what public perceptions... | ||
| I mean, I have an idea, but it's so hard for me to go and to really understand what it would be like in middle America or something if you worked at just an insurance office. | ||
| Well, I think it's different now everywhere because of the internet. | ||
| I don't think there is necessarily a middle America that's the same middle America. | ||
| There were some innocent parts of the country or countries where things were a little quieter or slower. | ||
| But I think because of the access to information that people have today, I don't... | ||
| Kids can learn a lot of shit online. | ||
| And even if their environment sucks, they can develop and be engulfed in whole communities online. | ||
| And they can evolve, like, so much quicker. | ||
| So this is like groups of people that evolve, like, in small towns now that wouldn't have existed two, three decades before. | ||
| You know? | ||
| I think that's one of the big differences between now and... | ||
| I try to think about what it must have been like to be my parents, to grow up. | ||
| The internet doesn't come along until you're way too old. | ||
| You're barely getting into it. | ||
| You just go on CNN.com and check things. | ||
| Libraries were the big thing. | ||
| I remember going to the library all the fucking time. | ||
| That was the cool thing to do. | ||
| Rent a movie, go get a book. | ||
| Libraries must be fucking hurting right now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| No? | ||
| They're not doing as well as they've been doing before. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Do you think the libraries are doing great? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I would just think that it's easier to get information without going to the library now. | ||
| Yeah, my mom doesn't even go to the library anymore and she would go like multiple times. | ||
| Most people have access to a computer. | ||
| Yeah, but then there's all these subscription-only services that are too expensive for people that are individuals to use. | ||
| So it's like, if you want to use Factiva or SciFinder or LexisNexis or any of these databases, scientific databases, you have to go to a library to use that. | ||
| Oh, right, right, of course. | ||
| So they're always going to exist in some form. | ||
| Yeah, it would be too expensive otherwise. | ||
| Reading books is a different experience than reading a Kindle. | ||
| I don't know why, man. | ||
| I don't know why. | ||
| Well, yeah, it's kind of better. | ||
| I don't know why, though. | ||
| I don't know why I like turning pages. | ||
| I don't know why I feel like I've actually got it with me. | ||
| I think it's softer. | ||
| I think once the technology gets up, which already is here, but once the technology gets up, you can kind of feel it like a cottony feel. | ||
| I use a Kindle. | ||
| I use a Kindle. | ||
| I mean, I do have one of those things, but if I had to choose between that, like if I had the book and it was on the Kindle, I would take the book with me. | ||
| I don't know why. | ||
| Do you smell your books before you read them? | ||
| No. | ||
| You never smell your book before? | ||
| Do you ever smell your book? | ||
| I haven't smelled books before, yeah. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| I shouldn't say I've never smelled like that. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I like to smell what I'm reading. | |
| I probably have. | ||
| It's cool. | ||
| Until Kindle has that ability to hold in your hand and it's its own thing. | ||
| That book was great and it smells a little weird. | ||
| Until it has that kind of real feeling to it. | ||
| Because right now it's just like you're looking at a piece of glass. | ||
| Words are on the screen. | ||
| You disconnect from that. | ||
| The last used book that I bought was The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross. | ||
| It was the only way to buy it. | ||
| It was used until Jan Irvin just re-released it. | ||
| You've read that, right? | ||
| I am familiar with it. | ||
| I've read part of it. | ||
| I haven't read it cover to cover. | ||
| And I've read part of the second book as well. | ||
| What was that? | ||
| It's like The End of the Road, or something like that. | ||
| It was The Sacred Mushroom on the Cross, and then there was the other one. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| Turn Back Time? | ||
| Something in the... | ||
| Dead Sea Scrolls and the Christian Myth? | ||
| Something along those lines. | ||
| Yeah, he had a whole career before Sacred Mushroom on the Cross. | ||
| It's just a Bible scholar. | ||
| Yeah, that's the idea. | ||
| And that he was the only one who believed that it was all about mushrooms. | ||
| That the entire, the Christian religion, like a big part of it was about fertility rituals and mushrooms. | ||
| Yeah, but even that's, you know, I don't know if you're familiar with the book Shroom by Andy Lettner. | ||
| No, what's that? | ||
| Oh, it's good. | ||
| You should definitely check it out. | ||
| Shroom. | ||
| Yeah, it's a pretty impressive piece of research. | ||
| But he, in the book, he goes through all these different mushroom myths, but he talks about the sacred mushroom on the cross and claims that Allegro never even believed that, but that he was just so... | ||
| He hated Christianity so much at that point in his career that he just was looking for some way to disprove it or dismiss it or make it look ridiculous in the public eye. | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| If that's true, holy shit. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Part of me doesn't want it to be true because it's such a great story. | ||
| I really wish you could say, look, dude, the Bible was about dudes tripping on mushrooms. | ||
| And I really wish you could say that. | ||
| And that's what Rick Strassman is trying to do now, at least with the Old Testament and DMT. Really? | ||
| What is he saying? | ||
| I saw him speak relatively recently, and he said that his new career goal is to go through all of the Old Testament looking for instances of altered states of consciousness that might be indicative of some kind of a DMT-type experience. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, recently there was some guy, a scholar from Jerusalem that was proposing that about Moses, and Moses' encounter with the burning bush might have been some reference to the acacia bush, which is a very high DMT content. | ||
| Right, absolutely, yeah. | ||
| That's how he saw God. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's like a legit scholar. | ||
| I forget the gentleman's name. | ||
| But he was a legit scholar who was bringing up this connection to possibly psychedelic experiences. | ||
| Yeah, and then I've also heard a theory that the Ark of the Covenant was a meth lab. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| That's a fucking great quote. | ||
| That's the kind of quote you hear and you go, damn, I wish I wrote that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The Ark of the Covenant's a meth lab. | ||
| Do you ever hear those people that believe the Ark of the Covenant actually exists? | ||
| And it's in... | ||
| What part of Africa is it? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I only know about it through Indiana Jones. | ||
| Yeah, I've seen the photo of that temple in Africa. | ||
| Is it Ethiopia? | ||
| Is it Ethiopia? | ||
| I can't remember. | ||
| Graham Hancock was one of the guys who got him interested in these alternative views of history. | ||
| I believe it was Ethiopia. | ||
| And they have this area that's guarded, and these monks that's guarded. | ||
| Right, and they supposedly have like a 20-year lifespan because the radiation is so powerful. | ||
| It's so sexy. | ||
| You wish it was true. | ||
| I don't know if it's true, but I don't want anybody to disprove it. | ||
| I think it's been investigated. | ||
| I think the Discovery Channel or someone did a special one. | ||
| If they haven't, I wanted to do a VBS thing. | ||
| What Hancock had said was that no one was ever allowed to get anywhere even close. | ||
| Maybe that's possible. | ||
| That's what he said. | ||
| There's a map of it on Indiana Jones, too, during one of the cutaway scenes where she was like the plane, you know, the dotted line. | ||
| Just find it through there. | ||
| I don't think it works that way, kid. | ||
| He just completely interrupted my train of thought. | ||
| I don't know where I'm going now. | ||
| You know Yin Ling? | ||
| Have you ever heard of Yin Ling? | ||
| What is Yin Ling? | ||
| It's America's oldest brewery, and it's in Pennsylvania. | ||
| And it used to be this beer that living in Ohio, people I know would go to and stock up with truckfuls just so they could have it for like a year. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because it's really good. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| It's older than Budweiser. | ||
| Budweiser came out, supposedly stole their Eagle logo. | ||
| Is this a new sponsor? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| You can't even buy it here in California. | ||
| So they stole the Eagle, Budweiser stole the Eagle and used it in their logo. | ||
| And now YinLang decided to come to Ohio. | ||
| The first week, sold out the entire iPod style. | ||
| They had to build a whole new thing on their factory just for Ohio. | ||
| Now, because I had, and everywhere you went, beer, that's all everyone served. | ||
| Everyone was drinking that. | ||
| It was like the craziest thing seeing in Ohio when I went back home. | ||
| Everybody was drinking this beer. | ||
| And it's fucking pretty good for just like a shitty, cheap, light beer. | ||
| But everybody was drinking. | ||
| That's how bad Ohio sucks. | ||
| They get excited about some shit beer. | ||
| Budweiser's hurting, though, from it. | ||
| They get so fired up, and they band together to support some shit beer. | ||
| Budweiser's hurting from it. | ||
| How bad is that beer? | ||
| It's really good. | ||
| Come on, Sam. | ||
| I wish I could give you some, man. | ||
| You could probably get in Chicago. | ||
| No, you probably can't get in Chicago. | ||
| I like Sam Adams. | ||
| Is it like that? | ||
| Yeah, they have different kinds. | ||
| They have lights. | ||
| They have lagers. | ||
| I mean, it's really good. | ||
| Do you work for them? | ||
| No, but it's the oldest brewery. | ||
| It has to be the best. | ||
| They're the first one. | ||
| I don't know what's going on here. | ||
| I think he's broken into an impromptu commercial. | ||
| No, you'd like it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Try it. | |
| If you ever get the chance. | ||
| Pennsylvania. | ||
| If I find out this is an impromptu commercial. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| I swear to God. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Don't play anything for me. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| That's the beer right there. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I believe it. | ||
| How dare you. | ||
| Never heard of it. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Neither did I. I don't give a fuck, dude. | ||
| I'm just saying. | ||
| There's a fucking hundred billion beers out there. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| But the Budweiser story was really interesting, I thought. | ||
| Like how they took the logo. | ||
| That's the American Eagle, dude. | ||
| Everybody wants an American Eagle. | ||
| What about Goodyear tires? | ||
| Don't they have an American Eagle too? | ||
| Isn't that an American Eagle in there somewhere? | ||
| What about them? | ||
| Is anybody else allowed to use the Eagle? | ||
| Look, it's the same as Budweiser, though. | ||
| Wow, that's pretty close. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| I mean, there's a slight difference. | ||
| Budweiser is the Led Zeppelin of beers? | ||
| Is that what you're trying to say? | ||
| Maybe they stole it from Budweiser. | ||
| You don't know. | ||
| They've had it longest. | ||
| Budweiser wasn't even a company when they came out. | ||
| Settle down, son. | ||
| Hamilton Morris, I apologize for everything. | ||
| Everything you've experienced so far today in this strange ride. | ||
| So you want to do this thing about isolation tanks. | ||
| What's your goal when you're trying to get out of this? | ||
| I'd like to use one of the tanks myself. | ||
| I want to try specifically those tanks that you were talking about earlier that have some kind of an auditory and visual component. | ||
| Yeah, he's got that all set up, man. | ||
| He's got it set up where he's got videos of it where they're using the sound and they're playing music and you can see the waves in the water. | ||
| Because the speakers are actually floating in the water and they're set up right by your head. | ||
| And the waves are making the water splash and jump and wiggle. | ||
| It's pretty fucking trippy, man. | ||
| It's pretty trippy to think that that's going to be also affecting your body while you're in there. | ||
| You're going to feel the sound on your skin. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fuck yeah, you will. | ||
| Yeah, you're going to hear it in your ears and you're going to feel it in your skin. | ||
| Because it's like moving, man. | ||
| It's moving through all the water. | ||
| The whole thing is rippling while they're doing this. | ||
| It's really pretty wild. | ||
| Wait, and you hear it because your ears are under the water? | ||
| Yeah, your ears are under the water. | ||
| And it's not distorted by the water? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It could be on big notes. | ||
| It's possible if things really splash around. | ||
| What does that feel like? | ||
| That's got to feel nutty. | ||
| Yeah, I'm curious. | ||
| Yeah, his idea, this guy Crash's idea, is that he's going to develop how-to tutorials for sports and for all sorts of different things, music, language. | ||
| They'll be able to teach people languages much quicker, and that in the sensory deprivation environment, with the lack of external stimuli, your brain will be more focused. | ||
| Yeah, it sounds like the lawnmower man. | ||
| It does sound like the lawnmower man, you're right! | ||
| It does. | ||
| Does he do these nootropic injections beforehand or something like that? | ||
| That's what he should do, right? | ||
| We gotta give him some fucking nuclear shit. | ||
| It's like an X-Men type situation. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The idea behind it is fascinating. | ||
| You know, the idea that you can program the mind better inside the sensory deformation state. | ||
| It really makes a lot of sense. | ||
| I mean, it seems like it would work that way. | ||
| If you really get someone who really knew what they were doing to design, like, some cool programs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, we think that would be, like, the best way to learn ever. | ||
| Especially if you learn something cool. | ||
| But it would be really hard. | ||
| It seems like it would be distracting your concentration. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| That's what I would think. | ||
| Not if you got comfortable with it. | ||
| See, the thing about the tank is once you do it for a long time, you know, you do it a couple times, like four or five times, once you do it and you know what it is, you can just settle right in. | ||
| And once you settle right in, then it's not going to be distracting at all. | ||
| It's going to be wild as fuck. | ||
| Floating there, watching some just image appear right in front of you because you can't really see. | ||
| The light is so dim that all that comes through is the actual image. | ||
| You can't see the outline of the box. | ||
| Have you ever been to one of those group massages where there's a shitload of people in one room and then they're playing like a movie that's on loop, like on the wall of like a house, you know, in Asia somewhere? | ||
| Right, like birds flying. | ||
| Yeah, birds flying. | ||
| See, I find that distracting. | ||
| If it was just pitch dark, I think I would be better off. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| And I think that's how, like, when you're relaxing in one of these isolation takes it. | ||
| Any kind of, you know... | ||
| You're absolutely right. | ||
| It would be. | ||
| And I have never gotten into the video or audio thing. | ||
| This guy crashes thing. | ||
| I like to go in and just chill on my own. | ||
| But I think it's fascinating. | ||
| I'm not opposed to trying it. | ||
| It sounds really nuts. | ||
| And if he could ever figure out how to really hook it up and do it right, I mean, what a great way to, like, learn a language or something. | ||
| What a great way to, like, you know, could you imagine if you took, like, if you found out that you could develop a course specifically for use inside the isolation bank, like, the optimum way to learn things and memorize things and put them to use, and you show that you could make people learn Spanish ten times quicker or something fucking nutty like that. | ||
| Or just show you wolves on loop at night, like, walking slowly. | ||
| Yeah, too. | ||
| Just to go against your fears and stuff like that. | ||
| Yeah, if you could really get it to the point where it becomes a hologram, that would be the ultimate entertainment experience, dude. | ||
| You're living in a hologram. | ||
| You get in the isolation tank and they put whatever hologram you want on. | ||
| Okay, let's do the Amazon jungle. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| That would be wild. | ||
| It would be wild. | ||
| And you get to watch like a movie? | ||
| You get to watch a life take place in front of you? | ||
| Sister Act 2? | ||
| That's not what I'm talking about. | ||
| You in the jungle, bitch. | ||
| You're not even paying attention. | ||
| That's what reality is going to be eventually. | ||
| It's going to be, you know, you're going to have options. | ||
| You're going to be able to choose what you want to do today. | ||
| I mean, eventually it's got to get to a point where we can construct reality. | ||
| I mean, I know that they've devised artificial realities for video games that look pretty fucking spiffy. | ||
| You know, when you're watching a good video game, like, what is it, like, Medal of Honor or one of those games, is that the name of it? | ||
| Yeah, it's one of them, right? | ||
| Call of Duty. | ||
| Call of Duty? | ||
| Call of Duty. | ||
| You watch those video games, like, the graphics are fucking absolutely incredible. | ||
| How long is it before they can project that into your head? | ||
| How long is it before, instead of looking at that amazing thing, someone figures out how to project it into your head? | ||
| That's going to happen. | ||
| And when that happens, that's going to be an alternate reality. | ||
| They're going to be able to program an alternate reality. | ||
| And if your consciousness, if they can figure out a way to lock your consciousness onto that alternate reality, it's almost like putting you in another world. | ||
| It's almost like putting you in another dimension. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is that possible? | ||
| I think it is, yeah. | ||
| That seems like what's going to happen, right? | ||
| Primitive forms of it are already possible. | ||
| And things like, you know, they have those implants for blind people that allow them to see with a camera that goes directly into their brain. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| You can input visual stimuli into the brain. | ||
| It's still probably far away until everyone can do it, like Xbox 7, 7200 or something. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's like how we look at the old cowboy style photographer dude who had to throw that thing over his head. | ||
| Remember? | ||
| And he had the big torch on his hand and poof! | ||
| And it would go off. | ||
| Do you remember that? | ||
| Like all the Wild West movies. | ||
| The guy would have to get under a tarp and shit to take a picture. | ||
| Do you remember all that? | ||
| And think about what that was. | ||
| There was no fucking movies. | ||
| Shut up. | ||
| They could barely get an image. | ||
| Everybody had to stand still. | ||
| You had to really wait. | ||
| How long did it take to take that picture? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| It took a little time, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You couldn't just move around. | ||
| It wasn't like instant. | ||
| Think about that was only 200 years ago. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| That's fucking incredible. | ||
| That is 200 years ago. | ||
| And now we're complaining. | ||
| I wonder all the shenanigans that happen. | ||
| Like having to sit there with your family and then like one of the kids would fart and be like, don't move. | ||
| There was probably all these little things that always happened during those photos. | ||
| Standing still. | ||
| There was probably some humor that was lost and we don't have to do that anymore. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How long did they have to hold their face? | ||
| Is there a lot of blurry pictures from the old days? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh yeah. | |
| Usually the kids. | ||
| That's why the kids are always the blurriest. | ||
| And all those ghost photos as well. | ||
| Is that what that is? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because people are walking out of the frame. | ||
| It's usually just a ghost. | ||
| Nothing drives me crazier than fucking ghost TV shows, man. | ||
| I watch those ghost TV shows and I just go, you're not going to find anything. | ||
| Why are you fucking with me? | ||
| You never find anything. | ||
| There's never been a bigger cock tease than the ghost reality genre. | ||
| And they're on like season three or something like that. | ||
| It's like, look, and you can see this ectoplasma enters the room. | ||
| It's like a speck on the screen. | ||
| It's like, this is where the ectoplasma enters the room. | ||
|
unidentified
|
This is where the, what the fuck did you say? | |
| Like, you asshole! | ||
| You don't have a fucking ghost. | ||
| You're ghost hunting. | ||
| You're not finding shit. | ||
| Shut up. | ||
| Every fucking show is the same thing. | ||
| There's some people in a dark room watching something through night vision and someone goes, what was that noise? | ||
| And then they go to commercial and they come back and it's nothing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| I just got back from Ohio. | ||
| My mom's house is supposedly haunted. | ||
| My sister used to always talk about it, and then my mom is now talking about it. | ||
| And my stepdad, he owned an architect firm. | ||
| He's a really smart guy. | ||
| Huge corporation this guy had, and then he retired. | ||
| And he's a farmer. | ||
| He's just a very intelligent guy. | ||
| And he said he saw it the other day. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| And then, so, it's just like, alright, are you guys stupid? | ||
| Maybe he's fucking your mom. | ||
| Is there a gas leak or a mining leak somewhere that's giving you some drugs? | ||
| I think more likely he's fucking your mom. | ||
| That's what I would say. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's my... | |
| If you came to me, okay. | ||
| What if there was, like, a sour well near my mom's house? | ||
| It was in the farm, you know? | ||
| What's going on here, man? | ||
| I'd say, well, she's probably a little wacky, eh? | ||
| I think there must be some kind of feelings going on. | ||
| He's going along with her. | ||
| Radon gone bad. | ||
| There might be, man. | ||
| You know, you grew up in a test town. | ||
| Yeah, we're having a radon gas. | ||
| Radon gas in your basement. | ||
| Do you remember? | ||
| How about the shit that was on apples? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| What was that? | ||
| What was that? | ||
| That chemical they used to spray the fertilizer on? | ||
| Is that what you're talking about? | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| There was something that was on apples that we're saying was dangerous for you. | ||
| Do you remember that? | ||
| No. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Fuck. | |
| Shit, what was it? | ||
| And I don't remember what the fucking chemical was. | ||
| I'm sure Twitter will let me know. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Twitter, somebody please tell me, what's the fucking chemical? | ||
| Was it all something or another? | ||
| All something? | ||
| Do you remember something like that? | ||
| I know exactly what you're talking about. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| My dad actually has a patent to get radon out of your basement. | ||
| He used to build these machines for rich guys. | ||
| He only sold maybe 50 of them. | ||
| No, radon gas is totally not legit. | ||
| No, it is. | ||
| It is legit? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's definitely an element. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| In people's homes, is it a health issue? | ||
| Is it something they really have to worry about? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I've never heard of anyone I knew dying of radon poisoning. | ||
| How did it get brought up, do you know? | ||
| How did it become an issue? | ||
| I guess some people died somewhere. | ||
| At some point, they must have. | ||
| And it does exist. | ||
| It is an element that leaks out of the Earth and is a radioactive gas that's nasty. | ||
| So it's just a natural part of the Earth? | ||
| Yeah, no, it's not a result of nuclear testing or anything like that. | ||
| It's a totally natural element. | ||
| So do you think that people died because there's just some areas where it would just come through in heavy doses and no one anticipated it? | ||
| Is that what it was? | ||
| I think it's... | ||
| It's heavier than oxygen, if I remember correctly, and sort of settles in basements and maybe near floors, and people sleep in pools of it. | ||
| And you can get radon poisoning, but it starts in your respiratory system, and then you just start wheezing and coughing a lot and shit like that. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And it's actually pretty crazy that it was so popular, but then it just died off. | ||
| Like, we're still probably getting this. | ||
| Did they find something new? | ||
| Like, oh, by the way, radon poisoning is actually... | ||
| It's just palinol. | ||
| And that's all about carbon monoxide. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, you know, all it takes is, like, one death somewhere. | ||
| And then, all of a sudden, everybody starts chasing after it. | ||
| I mean, it could have been one extreme example that was very, very rare, and then everybody started chasing it. | ||
| And it's sensationalist stories. | ||
| If you have one good story about someone dying from some invisible chemical... | ||
| Or even a drug. | ||
| Yeah, or there you go, even a drug. | ||
| I won Pennsylvania two highest ones. | ||
| That's why that beer is so good. | ||
| Isn't it amazing, man, when you stop and think about that so many of the different things that you've talked about are not legal? | ||
| You know, different psychoactive substances. | ||
| Like when you were talking to that Shulgin guy, the different things that he was talking about, the different tryptamines, and how many of them are legal? | ||
| A lot of them are illegal, right? | ||
| Illegal? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| 5-Me-O-D-I-P-T, DMT, D-E-T, maybe 11 or 12 of them. | ||
| Maybe more. | ||
| Probably about a dozen tryptamines are illegal. | ||
| Schedule 1. Yeah, no, it's ridiculous. | ||
| And a lot of them never had any real popularity in the first place. | ||
| Drugs like DOET or something or TMA2 were never particularly popular substances. | ||
| Could you imagine if something like 5-MeO-DMT killed as many people a year as cigarettes does? | ||
| Wouldn't that be amazing? | ||
| Could you imagine how people would react? | ||
| What a crisis that would be. | ||
| We've got to get this off the streets. | ||
| Could you imagine? | ||
| But meanwhile, when cigarettes do it, it's like, well, you shouldn't have been smoking. | ||
| Yeah, whoops, whoops. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I wonder if nicotine would be legal if it were a recently discovered substance. | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| I think the nicotine is not as much of an issue. | ||
| I think a lot of it is all the other shit they put in them to make it even more addictive. | ||
| They say that if you smoke cigars, you know, people that smoke cigars, first of all, you're not inhaling it, but you're getting a real pure type of tobacco. | ||
| It doesn't have chemicals on it. | ||
| And it's supposed to be not nearly as bad for you. | ||
| It's not great for you. | ||
| It's not the best thing for you. | ||
| before you're sucking on a crazy fucking plant that gives you nicotine all day. | ||
| But what it is is a better, healthier version of that tobacco and that the 599 different additives that the Food and Drug Administration allows cigarette companies to pump into cigarettes just to mostly make them more addictive, I think. | ||
| If you believe that movie with, what's his name? | ||
| What's the homeboy's name? | ||
| Fucking gladiator dude? | ||
| Russell Crowe. | ||
| Russell Crowe. | ||
| Remember that movie? | ||
| He played a dude who was like the scientist who knew too much about cigarettes. - Yeah. - It's based on a real story. | ||
| That was terrifying. | ||
| If any of that stuff in that movie was... | ||
| I can't even remember the movie's name or the actor's name. | ||
| But they don't even need to. | ||
| I mean, nicotine is incredibly addictive without any kind of mysterious additives. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's also the beta-carbolines in tobacco that may give it an additional addictive component because they may improve mood. | ||
| When that movie he was talking about, and again, I don't know how much that movie is dramatically, I think it's based on a real story though, isn't it? | ||
| I'm going to him. | ||
| I remember it being based on it. | ||
| It was terrifying to think that a company would be so evil that they would go out of their way to try to use chemists to make their shit more addictive. | ||
| And you're like, wow. | ||
| That's a really nutty choice. | ||
| 599 is a lot. | ||
| You find out they have 599 different chemicals they add to cigarettes. | ||
| Yeah, it's weird. | ||
| A lot of the additives don't really even make sense. | ||
| I've looked through the lists. | ||
| I don't understand why they choose some of these things. | ||
| Like what? | ||
| Like pyridine. | ||
| Yeah, pyridine would be an example. | ||
| What is pyridine? | ||
| It's an aromatic... | ||
| It's a six-membered ring with the nitrogen in it that just smells really bad. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Whoa. | |
| And you wouldn't think that it would have any... | ||
| Maybe to counterbalance? | ||
| It's just tons of stuff. | ||
| It's like all these different... | ||
| It just smells bad? | ||
| bad that's all it does as far as i know and in the quantities that they would be using it i can't i mean maybe it's like a in a really you know in the same way that like indole and very very very small quantities smells like jasmine but then in large quantities smells like shit so some of these things that smell bad it's probably used for smell to to sell a cigarette like when a smoker doesn't smoke and they smell a cigarette you want a cigarette bad what's Yeah. | ||
| Really? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| It's like having apple pie. | ||
| When apple pie comes out of the oven and you smell apple pie, you're like, fuck, I want that apple pie. | ||
| Same reason. | ||
| They're probably making a smell. | ||
| Well, I don't know if they're making it to attract other people, but they're probably making it more attractive to the people that are smoking it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Right. | |
| It's weird that it'd be a stinky thing. | ||
| You say a stinky thing. | ||
| It's probably a mixture of different kinds of stinky things that make the smell. | ||
| So some of them are just smells. | ||
| Who the fuck knows? | ||
| Like I said, according to the Russell Crowe movie that I can't even remember the title, they've done some deep research on hooking people in deeper and deeper with all these different 599 chemicals. | ||
| It's just ridiculous. | ||
| That's too many. | ||
| That's a lot. | ||
| It's very complicated. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| Even when you're looking at the interaction of two chemicals at once, it becomes incredibly complicated. | ||
| How do you think they constructed that? | ||
| You understand that field. | ||
| How did they do that? | ||
| I'd have to look through the list of all the additives, but I don't know. | ||
| It could just be even things like any candy that any child eats probably has an equivalent number of different chemicals in it. | ||
| The word chemical always sounds bad. | ||
| There's 599 chemicals, but there's, I guarantee, 599 chemicals in everything. | ||
| It depends on how you want to phrase it. | ||
| I'm sure the majority of those chemicals are benign, but maybe 11 of them do have some malevolent I really do think that nicotine in and of itself would be enough. | ||
| I think. | ||
| Do people that smoke those natural cigarettes, those American spirits, do they experience less addiction? | ||
| No, actually, I think those hit me harder. | ||
| I wake up spitting buckets of goobs. | ||
| My roommate talks to them and is just a major phlegm producer. | ||
| Maybe some of the chemicals that cigarettes make make it so that it burns easier. | ||
| Oh yeah, definitely. | ||
| What most people smoke, I would say, is Marlboro Lights or Camel Lights or a light cigarette. | ||
| And it's more like having a Diet Coke. | ||
| You just want a little taste of the chemical and a little smoke, but then you get these guys that are smoking Marlboro Reds where it's like having your little cigars. | ||
| It's harsh. | ||
| Have you ever seen the wonderful whites of West Virginia? | ||
| No. | ||
| You've never seen it? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| It's a crazy documentary that they did on these people that live in West Virginia that have been this notorious family of outlaws and wild people. | ||
| And there was a woman, and her name was Sue Bob, and I swear to God, that was her voice. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I was always being a sexy one in the family. | |
| And you just stop and think about it. | ||
| What did cigarettes do to her, man? | ||
| What did cigarettes do to her? | ||
| Nobody sounds like that when they're a woman without cigarettes. | ||
| Like, it's only cigarettes that'll give you that. | ||
| I mean, maybe some crazy exotic disease. | ||
| But yeah, let's see, Bob. | ||
| That's what she sounds like. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| If you've never seen it, man, if you just want something silly to watch, it's so well made. | ||
| It's a beautiful documentary. | ||
| Johnny Knoxville's production company put it together. | ||
| It's really awesome. | ||
| It's about this family. | ||
| They're just awesome characters, man. | ||
| They just live in West Virginia, and they sell pills, and they're just always getting arrested. | ||
| It's so wild, man. | ||
| It's so crazy to watch. | ||
| It's really, really fun. | ||
| But cigarettes fucked that chick's voice up. | ||
| We didn't talk about that guy that, what's his, McFanny, whatever that guy's name is, that's running for president in the marijuana. | ||
| Mitt Romney, Jesus Christ! | ||
| Wait, what's his name? | ||
| Mitt Romney, man. | ||
| Mitt Romney. | ||
| About him and the marijuana patient. | ||
| Remember we were going to talk about that. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| I talked to you about it before we even did the show. | ||
| It was so sad to watch someone that could be so calloused about his ideas like that. | ||
| If you haven't seen it, Mitt Romney, a guy who's running for president, a very, very wealthy man, is standing in front of this dude in a wheelchair. | ||
| The guy's like 80 pounds, man. | ||
| I think he said he had muscular dystrophy. | ||
| I apologize if I'm wrong about that. | ||
| But, you know, he said to Mitt Romney that he needs medical marijuana and that medical marijuana is the only thing that helps him. | ||
| And Mitt Romney said, have you tried the synthetic form? | ||
| And he said, it makes me vomit and marijuana is the only thing that helps me. | ||
| Would you put me in jail if you became president? | ||
| Do you want to hear it? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Let's play it. | ||
| Let's see if it sounds good. | ||
| Yeah, let's see if it sounds good. | ||
| It's really depressing. | ||
| I think it's an old video that just- Really? | ||
| That just became popular. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's so depressing. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Um, I suffer from an extremely very type of loss in the district. | |
| And I have to take medication or I'll die. | ||
| Right now I weigh less than 80 pounds. | ||
| I have all of my life. | ||
| Um, I have some part of five of my doctors saying that I am living proof that medical marijuana works. | ||
| I am completely against legalizing it for everyone, but there is medical purposes for it. | ||
| And you have synthetic marijuana that's available? | ||
| It makes me sick. | ||
| I have tried it and it makes me throw up. | ||
| I have tried all the medications there are and all the forms that come in as high stimulators with steroids. | ||
| I have muscular dystrophy. | ||
| That's completely against my DNA. I'm sorry to hear that. | ||
| My question for you is, will you arrest me and my doctors if I get medical marijuana prescribed? | ||
| I'm not in favor of medical marijuana. | ||
| So will you have me arrested? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Excuse me. | |
| He just turned away from him and did the politician smile. | ||
| Hi, how are you? | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| You're going to just ignore a person in a wheelchair? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I spoke with him. | |
| No, but he didn't answer his question. | ||
| Alright, well, this is going to... | ||
| So disturbing. | ||
| This is what we're getting. | ||
| Hamilton Morris, I think you've got a good voice and you should run for president. | ||
| I'm pretty sure you can pull this off. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Do it. | ||
| I don't think he's enthusiastic about it. | ||
| I feel patronized. | ||
| It's shocking though, isn't it that a person like that could be like even close, remotely close to being able to run things? | ||
| That you would be so cold hearted to just walk away from that dude like that. | ||
| That's like a serious issue, man. | ||
| You gotta address that issue. | ||
| This guy's telling you there's something that helps him and he's obviously in terrible... | ||
| Terrible straights. | ||
| The guy's fucked up, man. | ||
| He can't move his body. | ||
| He's in a goddamn wheelchair and he's telling you that something happens. | ||
| Against his own will. | ||
| This is something that he's saying helps him, makes him feel happy against his pain. | ||
| Yeah, and he even said, I'm not for legalizing it for anybody. | ||
| He goes, not for everybody, but for people that you can use it for medical purposes, it works. | ||
| Then, Hank, you can just walk away from a guy like that. | ||
| It's just disturbing that anybody would be so flippant with the idea that it's so preposterous, it's so gross to them for some fucking reason. | ||
| I don't know what it is, but the idea of altering your consciousness any way other than the sanctioned ways that we've prescribed to for the last several decades, anything that steps outside of that becomes a danger. | ||
| I don't know why, man. | ||
| Why? | ||
| You tell me, man. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, it's not a majority view, I don't think. | ||
| I think it had to do with a few people who, you know, when you think about it, it only takes a few people to make these enormous changes in drug policy. | ||
| Like, I don't know all that much about the history of marijuana specifically, but it was like that one guy primarily. | ||
| And then with the psychedelics, it's the same kind of deal. | ||
| It takes one person to die at the wrong time, and, you know, one person... | ||
| He dies after smoking salvia, the guy Brett Chidester, and then it's illegal over ten states. | ||
| A dude died smoking salvia? | ||
| No, he didn't even die. | ||
| I mean, there was a teenager named Brett Chidester who wrote in his diary, I love salvia, but I also understand that life has no meaning now, or something like that. | ||
| And then a few days later, he killed himself, and his mother looked in his diary and said, oh, it was the salvia that made him suicidal and went on this crusade to have it banned in every state that she could and was... | ||
| Successful in something like a dozen states. | ||
| It's called Brett's Law. | ||
| Wow! | ||
| But that's the way it always is. | ||
| It's always one person that... | ||
| There's like that act based on the person that bought morphine on the internet and overdosed. | ||
| It just takes one promising... | ||
| All the mushrooms in the Netherlands are now illegal because of Gael Karoff, the girl that jumped off the bridge. | ||
| Just one promising person whose photo looks good on the news dies, and that's the end of a plan. | ||
| What did she do? | ||
| She got mushroomed up and jumped off the bridge? | ||
| Even that's unclear. | ||
| I mean, that was the official idea that was written in the news. | ||
| But then when I was in Holland recently working on this new project for VBS, we were at this place called Magic Truffles, which is the largest mushroom, or was the largest mushroom farm in Holland. | ||
| They make metric tons of mushrooms in this factory. | ||
| But then mushrooms became legal, so they converted their entire operation to producing psychedelic sclerotia. | ||
| But they say the whole thing is a scam. | ||
| They think that she wasn't even on mushrooms, that the entire thing is based on a friend seeing her with a box of mushrooms in her hand on the day of the death. | ||
| And then they put two and two together and decided that she must have been on mushrooms when she died. | ||
| Oh god, so she could have just been depressed. | ||
| Yeah, I don't think there were any toxicology reports that confirmed she was under the influence of any psilocybin at the time. | ||
| I can get not wanting to give it to everybody. | ||
| I just think there should be places where you can get it where someone can walk you through it. | ||
| And you should be able to make an educated choice. | ||
| So many people shouldn't be denied the experience because I think the experience makes people more aware and more sensitive. | ||
| And I only think that that's good. | ||
| I think the world can use a lot more aware and more sensitive. | ||
| So why aren't there centers set up? | ||
| Why is it still illegal? | ||
| That's where it gets completely, totally ridiculous. | ||
| It gets to the point where you're keeping something that might be beneficial to a lot of people because some people might fuck it up. | ||
| Because some people might fuck with it and do something crazy. | ||
| I mean, it also has to do with fashion and science and medicine. | ||
| You know, it became very unfashionable in the 80s to do psychedelic psychotherapy. | ||
| And there were only a number, even in places, like I think there were certain parts of Germany where any psychiatrist that wanted to could. | ||
| And they chose not to just because most people weren't interested in it for a while. | ||
| They thought it had limited potential. | ||
| And now I think the potential is, you know, there's the... | ||
| Renewal of all the psychedelic research. | ||
| But in the 80s, people didn't think it was, even people that were pro-psychedelic drugs, a lot of them didn't necessarily think that it was a viable road to producing important neuroscientific research or in terms of psychotherapeutic drugs. | ||
| Yeah, I recall hearing a McKenna interview where he was talking about that, about how scientists were often discouraged from going down those paths because people would say, you know, there's really nothing there for you. | ||
| Well, yeah, it's hard. | ||
| It's difficult to quantify the benefits of psychedelic drugs. | ||
| There's a lot of anecdotal evidence that they have lasting effects on people's lives and that they have relief from depression or alcoholism or things like that. | ||
| But when it comes down to really, really putting it down on paper, it's Yeah, they said they'd improve their personalities. | ||
| But even that is kind of slippery. | ||
| It's mystical experience. | ||
| All these terms are slippery. | ||
| When you look at a nootropic, there are these very defined studies of how something... | ||
| Does it aid rodents in navigating a maze? | ||
| Does it allow them to... | ||
| Does it prevent the formation of certain types of tangled proteins in the brain or things that are indicative of neurodegenerative diseases? | ||
| But there isn't anything like that for psychedelics. | ||
| There's no single benefit that can be quantified. | ||
| And I think that's one reason that it's difficult for researchers. | ||
| And there's ways around it. | ||
| Now a lot of people try to emphasize the positive effects that are not necessarily psychoactive. | ||
| So maybe they have some kind of an immunosuppressant effect that would be useful for arthritis or some kind of inflammatory disease or something like that. | ||
| That's funny that you said that because there was something I was reading just a couple of days ago about people juicing cannabis and that it doesn't have any psychoactive effects but there's a lot of great health benefits for juicing it. | ||
| Yeah, and CBD, the non-psychoactive terpene, THC and CBD are the two main chemicals in it. | ||
| So would you juice it like a smoothie, like blend it up? | ||
| up. | ||
| Oh, I don't know about this specific technique, but CBD is not psychoactive and has all kinds of medicinal effects. | ||
| Like it's currently undergoing clinical trials as a treatment for schizophrenia. | ||
| So, I mean, in addition to the psychedelic effect, there may be all kinds of things we can't, you know, maybe neuroregenerative, maybe synaptogenic, maybe all sorts of different things. | ||
| The marijuana one is the biggest trip because it's got so many excellent properties, yet It makes the best paper. | ||
| It makes the best clothes. | ||
| The fiber is excellent. | ||
| You can make wallboard out of it that's four times stronger than plywood. | ||
| It's a really incredible plant because it's super strong. | ||
| Have you ever picked up a hemp stalk? | ||
| It's really weird, man. | ||
| It's from another planet because it's really fucking strong, but it's light as shit. | ||
| Like, you pick it up and it's like, this is a weird kind of wood. | ||
| It seems strange. | ||
| And it has so much fucking potential as far as, like, you can grow, like, a massive forest full of it, chop it all down, and then have another massive forest, like, six months later or a year later. | ||
| I mean, it's renewable. | ||
| You can do it over and over again. | ||
| And all the health benefits. | ||
| It's like it's from another planet. | ||
| It's really a crazy drug when you think about all the good things it does. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| The seeds are an awesome source of protein. | ||
| It has all the essential amino acids. | ||
| It's actually good for you if you juice it. | ||
| If you smoke it, you get high, you feel amazing. | ||
| It's like it couldn't do any more for you. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| You can make paper out of me. | ||
| You want to make clothes out of me. | ||
| Dude, you can eat my oil. | ||
| My oil is really good for you. | ||
| Ooh, it can power cars too. | ||
| It's like I'm renewable every six months. | ||
| I mean, it's like it couldn't be any nicer to you. | ||
| It couldn't be any more of a productive plant, as far as society uses as a quantity, uses as something that you could sell. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| And it's the same thing with mushrooms as well. | ||
| They have so many benefits beyond just being vessels for carrying these psychoactive drugs. | ||
| I think Paul Stamets did a lot of experiments with the Defense Department using either P-cyanescins or azorescins and using them to dephosphorylate sarin to break down nerve gases. | ||
| Because in the same way that all these enzymes in the mycelium that are able to break down The cellular components of the substrate, whether it's wood or grass or some kind of seed, it's able to break it down and extract all these amino acids and then biosynthesize chemicals out of it. | ||
| But it can also break down all other kinds of substrates. | ||
| There's all this bioremediation where they use mushrooms to clean up oil spills because the mushroom mycelium is able to break down the aromatic hydrocarbons in the oil. | ||
| And to totally detoxify it, you can even eat the mushrooms afterwards. | ||
| Wow! | ||
| I'd heard about something like that, that they'd use things like that in Alaska. | ||
| Is that where they'd experienced that? | ||
| Before the Gulf incident, that was like the last big one, right? | ||
| Yeah, they wanted to do it in Japan as well to clean up radioactive waste because you can use the mushrooms to bioaccumulate radioactive fallout and then pick the mushrooms and slowly decontaminate an area. | ||
| I mean, it's an extremely slow way to do it, but also effective. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| It would take hundreds of years. | ||
| Well, what other options are there? | ||
| I mean, that's the thing. | ||
| Can you imagine if that's the best way to do it? | ||
| But then once you get the mushrooms to eat it, and then you have to pick up the mushrooms, the mushrooms are still radioactive, right? | ||
| That's right. | ||
| For how long? | ||
| Until the decay of the radioactive atoms. | ||
| So hundreds of thousands of years. | ||
| So it's essentially just moving the problem to another area. | ||
| Yeah, but at least you're concentrating it. | ||
| It's better to have 20 drums of radioactive mushrooms in a concrete vault somewhere than to have it covering 100 miles of land. | ||
| Yeah, that Japan thing is so terrifying to me because I have no understanding whatsoever how nuclear power works. | ||
| I just always took it for granted. | ||
| I never even thought about it. | ||
| And then I just recently found out that it's about making steam. | ||
| It's about, somehow or another, the nuclear thing. | ||
| The power comes from steam. | ||
| Power things and shit. | ||
| Steam turbines. | ||
| Yeah, steam turbines. | ||
| I'm like, wow, that seems so old school. | ||
| They're using this super powerful fire to boil water. | ||
| It sounds ridiculous. | ||
| My simplification of it sounds ridiculous. | ||
| But when you find out that there's spots now where no one's ever going to be able to go there. | ||
| You can't go there. | ||
| That spot's fucked forever. | ||
| We probably won't even be people anymore. | ||
| 100,000 years ago, we weren't even this. | ||
| We were barely this as an organism. | ||
| We're essentially a little bit more of a monkey than we are now. | ||
| By the time that shit's done, what are people going to be like by the time that's not radioactive anymore? | ||
| We're not even going to be people anymore. | ||
|
unidentified
|
We'll probably be some new shit. | |
| We'll probably be just like the grays, dude. | ||
| We're just crazy connected to the grid. | ||
| Trippy's going to happen. | ||
| We're going to be assimilated with the machine. | ||
| That's my conclusion. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Assimilated with the machine. | ||
| What do you think's going to happen? | ||
| Something's going on. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, I don't... | ||
| You don't think about it? | ||
| I do think about it. | ||
| I just don't. | ||
| It's difficult. | ||
| Anything seems possible. | ||
| It's just like with any issue where it seems as if it could go one way. | ||
| I certainly am a pessimist, ultimately, and I'd like to be an optimist. | ||
| Are you a pessimist as far as the potential that the human race can reach? | ||
| About the possible outcomes? | ||
| Are you a pessimist about people in general? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, I got into an argument with Daniel Pinchbeck recently about aliens, and he has this very optimistic idea that if aliens... | ||
| He told me ghosts definitely exist. | ||
| Yeah, he believes a lot of things that I... Definitely says. | ||
| Yeah, and he's very open-minded. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's very open-minded. | |
| Well, I enjoyed talking to him before we say it further. | ||
| I enjoyed talking to him. | ||
| I'm just playing. | ||
| So what happened? | ||
| Aliens? | ||
| We were talking about Stephen Hawking and how Stephen Hawking has this idea that if we ever do make contact with aliens, the best move would be to ignore them. | ||
| Because if they ever come to our planet, the chances are they're not only going to exploit us, but destroy us. | ||
| I mean, he didn't say exactly those words, but he generally has a pessimistic view. | ||
| And I think that that's a well-informed, intelligent view. | ||
| There's no reason to have an optimistic view about that. | ||
| But Daniel Pitchback seems to have this idea that we'll all be friends. | ||
| Oh, that's so sweet! | ||
| That's so sweet. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| If you look at every single organism that we can observe on this earth, it takes advantage of the weaker organisms, including the most intelligent. | ||
| We take advantage of dolphins. | ||
| Absolutely, that's exactly what I was saying as well. | ||
| We look at killer whales. | ||
| We don't give a fuck. | ||
| We lock them up in tanks. | ||
| We know they're intelligent, we just can't understand them, and so we force them into slavery. | ||
| And let's not mention humans to humans, the conquistadors. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Right, sure. | |
| We, but with animals that we don't understand, intelligent animals we understand, we regularly enslave them for people's enjoyment to watch on television. | ||
| And then we believe somehow or another that some super intelligent organism is going to show different behavior than what every single organism on this earth, including the highest us, the most aware us. | ||
| We do it worse than any of them. | ||
| We do it worse than dolphins. | ||
| We do it worse than killer whales. | ||
| We have chimps. | ||
| We lock chimps up. | ||
| We don't give a fuck. | ||
|
unidentified
|
We don't give a fuck. | |
| Humane people. | ||
| People that love the chimps still keep them in cages. | ||
| People that love dolphins keep them in tanks. | ||
| Don literally kept his dolphins in a tank. | ||
| So even if they were trying to be nice to us, who's to say that it wouldn't be some nightmarish thing? | ||
| It's fucking hell for that dolphin, man. | ||
| It's got to be hell. | ||
| They're intelligent. | ||
| They just can't change their environment. | ||
| We know they have dialects and they have crazy societal rules. | ||
| Dolphins have a huge attachment to their family and their loved ones. | ||
| To just snatch one up and stick it in a fish tank is fucked up. | ||
| But we do it. | ||
| Why would we think that aliens wouldn't do that to us? | ||
| We are crazy. | ||
| Could you imagine if you came down here and you watched all these little pink monkeys with their fucking bang sticks and nuclear weapons? | ||
| You found out that people had nuclear weapons. | ||
| You see them at home slack-jawed watching the Kardashians. | ||
| We have nuclear weapons. | ||
| The same animal. | ||
| The same animal. | ||
| And it's all going on right now. | ||
| If you came here, you would want to shut this whole fucking show down. | ||
| You'd be like, you're going to ruin this whole planet, you stupid fucks. | ||
| We would for sure shut this planet down. | ||
| If we came into an area and there was a bunch of chimps, and the chimps had machine guns and tanks, and we would shut that fucking place down. | ||
| There's no way we're going to let some chimps start running shit. | ||
| We would take all their weapons. | ||
| We'd go, Jesus Christ, who gave chimps these fucking tanks? | ||
| What are chimps doing flying around in jets? | ||
| We would totally steal their shit. | ||
| We would never allow that. | ||
| Imagine if chimps started coming into our towns and stealing our cars and shit. | ||
| That would be a real issue. | ||
|
unidentified
|
We wouldn't allow that. | |
| We would take our shit. | ||
| Take from those dumb monkeys. | ||
| And that's what they would do. | ||
| They would come down. | ||
| They would steal our cars. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Fucking... | |
| All our iPhones. | ||
| Give me that. | ||
| How'd you figure this out, you fucking dummy? | ||
| They would take your iPhone. | ||
| Whoa, check you out. | ||
| Look what you did. | ||
| Did you figure this out? | ||
| Think about the average person, how stupid they are, and they have an iPhone in their pocket. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| And they don't know how to use it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Pinchback thinks they would all go ayahuasca style? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They would have a song prepared. | ||
| Hello, humans. | ||
| We prepared this for you. | ||
| Let's end it after we will eat at the buffets. | ||
| The Day the Earth Stood Still the other day? | ||
| Have you ever seen that? | ||
| I have, but not since I was a child. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What? | |
| Wow, it was amazing. | ||
| It was like I was watching a movie. | ||
| It was kind of cool. | ||
| It was kind of cool because you put yourself back in that sort of old-school comic book style of storytelling they did in the 50s and the innocent days when they made that movie. | ||
| But the other thing was like, how naive. | ||
| The portrait of an alien, what it would be, and just how naive the situation was in the military and the obvious bad guys and good guys. | ||
| How naive, but yet... | ||
| Well, even now, there's really no impressive concept of aliens. | ||
| I don't know if you're familiar with the science fiction writer Stanislaw Lem, but he wrote Solaris and His Master's Voice and all these books, and his main idea is that humans can't conceive of anything that is truly alien. | ||
| We're only looking for ourselves in the universe, and anything that was truly unlike us, we couldn't even imagine. | ||
| Right, so even like the movie Alien still is a thing that moves like us. | ||
| You know, it could be a living ocean. | ||
| Right, yeah. | ||
| Or a living planet, right? | ||
| A planet with consciousness? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's always been a fascinating idea that everything has some sort of consciousness, you know, whether or not it expresses pain or even feels it or can't communicate, that everything has some sort of a type of consciousness. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Right. | |
| Well, definitely our idea of life is generally very narrow. | ||
| You know, there's like a budding field of astrobiology, which is just a speculative science. | ||
| But even in astrobiology textbooks from a couple years ago, there would be no mention of the possibility that arsenic could replace phosphorus in biomolecules. | ||
| It didn't even seem like a possibility, and now we know that that can happen. | ||
| How does that work? | ||
| What happens? | ||
| There was like a lake, I think it's in Nevada, that had extremely, extremely high levels of arsenic in the water and this researcher, his last name was Felice, I think, collected bacteria from the lake and found that they were Producing DNA and amino acids where the phosphorus atom that's present in a lot of these molecules was replaced by arsenic. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Whoa. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I had arsenic poisoning from eating sardines. | ||
| I told you that, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I ate too many sardines. | ||
| I was eating like a can of sardines a day. | ||
| You're so funny. | ||
| Who does that? | ||
| No one... | ||
| Why? | ||
| You're the only person I've ever met that likes sardines that much. | ||
| Are they... | ||
| A good source of arsenic? | ||
| Apparently, sardines, they feed on heavy metal. | ||
| Well, they don't feed on heavy metal, but they feed at the bottom of the ocean, and that's where a lot of pollution is, a lot of heavy metal pollution. | ||
| And they get a concentration of arsenic, not enough really to make you sick, but enough that it shows up on tests. | ||
| So you get your blood checked, and you say, holy shit, there's some arsenic in there. | ||
| What the fuck is going on? | ||
| Is someone trying to kill me slowly? | ||
| Or is it sardines? | ||
| Turns out it was sardines. | ||
| I wonder if you could get turquoise poisoning, like if you constantly ate a little bit of turquoise every day. | ||
| Is turquoise toxic? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Is it stone? | ||
| Yeah, but if you shaved it down into a powder and put it in some proteins and stuff. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know what the chemical composition of turquoise is, but... | ||
| You just don't study shit that doesn't get you fucked up? | ||
| No, I do. | ||
| How do you know? | ||
| What is the best thing ever? | ||
| It's so pretty. | ||
| That's a terrible question, but it leads to a half-decent one. | ||
| Do you think they've discovered all the psychedelic substances on Earth, or do you think there's some? | ||
| Oh, absolutely not. | ||
| No, definitely. | ||
| Not even close. | ||
| When I first saw Alexander Shulgin's work and saw P. Call, I was discouraged by it because I thought that it had all been done, that every single possible psychoactive Tryptamine and phenethylamine had already been synthesized. | ||
| And for people who don't know, pical is phil... | ||
| what is it that I've known and loved? | ||
| Phenethylamines I've known and loved and tryptamines I've known and loved. | ||
| And they're these two enormous thousand-plus page books written by a chemist in California named Alexander Shulgin. | ||
| And they contain at least about a hundred drugs that he's synthesized in these two chemical classes in each volume. | ||
| And it looks pretty comprehensive. | ||
| It looks as if he's I've evaluated every imaginable psychedelic, but that's only a fraction of what's possible. | ||
| I love that interview that you had with the man, because I had never seen a guy like that in the wild. | ||
| You know, I'd never seen some super chemist dude who's created, like, God knows how many combinatory... | ||
| I mean, how many times has he created something, some new cool thing, or discovered some new cool thing? | ||
| Just hundreds. | ||
| Yeah, how many has he documented? | ||
| It's amazing, right? | ||
| Enormous, enormous numbers. | ||
| Incredible. | ||
| And then he's sitting there just rattling all this information off to you, and you were like a fucking kid in a candy store. | ||
| You could tell. | ||
| You were like, wow. | ||
| Like, you couldn't believe you were hanging out with him. | ||
| Yeah, 900. It was so cool. | ||
| The enthusiasm, like, it really came through. | ||
| Like, your honest enthusiasm to be hanging around with this guy. | ||
| It really, you had... | ||
| An educated sense of reverence about what he's done. | ||
| So it's like, when you addressed all these things, you could tell that you had this great joy in getting this opportunity to talk to that guy. | ||
| Oh yeah, absolutely. | ||
| It was really cool. | ||
| Yeah, no, I love him with a passion. | ||
| He is one of the most amazing scientists that's ever lived. | ||
| How can people watch that? | ||
| How can they find that? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| If you type Hamilton's Pharmacopia, that's the name of my show, on VBS, you can find it on vice.com through the video section if you just look for Hamilton's Pharmacopia. | ||
| But yeah, I mean, he's in it. | ||
| And I've seen him quite a few times since then, and it really is a privilege because... | ||
| His entire methodology is one that's not followed anymore. | ||
| It seems very antiquated to most young people, and even pharmaceutical researchers. | ||
| The idea that anyone would take a drug that they synthesized is ridiculous, but that used to be totally normal. | ||
| That used to be the way drugs were developed. | ||
| The chemist who invented Ritalin. | ||
| He took it after he synthesized it and tried it and didn't really get much from it. | ||
| Then he gave it to his wife, Rita, and she loved it and said that it improved her tennis game, and so he named it after her, Rita Lynn. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| But that kind of thing was common. | ||
| It improved her tennis game. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because it's essentially like speed, right? | ||
| Yeah, it's like cocaine or... | ||
| How does that work with kids where it makes them, you know, kids who are really rowdy, it calms them down? | ||
| How the fuck does that work? | ||
| I mean, there's a bunch of different proposed mechanisms that are kind of complicated, but I don't really know how it works. | ||
| That's always been, I've met a couple kids that are on Ritalin, and it's always been a very dark sort of a moment when you realize that these people are drugging their kid. | ||
| I don't know if some people need it, but I know some people don't need it. | ||
| I've seen some kids that are just a little bit rowdy and they need attention, they're not getting it, and then all of a sudden they're pilled up. | ||
| That's a disturbing thing to watch. | ||
| Yeah, I think it's bound especially with very young children around high school, college age. | ||
| Especially when the mom crushes it down, they snort it. | ||
| Yeah, like in the Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, the wild and wonderful whites. | ||
| They were snorting pills right after she gave birth. | ||
| She gave birth, she's in the hospital, snorting pills. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, that's ridiculous. | |
| Maybe I have seen some of this, actually. | ||
| Dude, it's fucking fabulous. | ||
| It's like watching, if you, you know, turned monkeys loose and let them live amongst people, how would they live? | ||
| They would live like these people. | ||
| These people are wild. | ||
| They're fucking wild. | ||
| They're like a different breed of human being. | ||
| You're in here, rattling off all this scientific knowledge of neurochemistry and pharmacopoeia, and there's people that could breed with you, and they're like, My name's Sue Bob. | ||
| I'm the old Zoe, the sexiest one in the family. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| It's all going on right now at the same time. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| We had a guy that was talking to us about hunting. | ||
| His name is Steve Rinella. | ||
| He was on the last podcast. | ||
| And he was telling us about he was in Africa. | ||
| And in Africa he was hanging out with these people that have to hunt for their food every single day. | ||
| And he was out to go with them. | ||
| But they have an internet connection. | ||
| They don't really have electricity. | ||
| They have a generator they can turn on for like an hour or two at night. | ||
| But they can't keep it on. | ||
| They can't afford it. | ||
| It's hard to get gas out there. | ||
| They have arrows and bows and shit that they've made themselves. | ||
| And yet they check their email. | ||
| And you can friend them on Facebook. | ||
| That's all going on right now at the same time. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| Did we get you too high before the show? | ||
| Be honest. | ||
| Because I think I got too high. | ||
| I was high for a while. | ||
| I was just having fun. | ||
| I'm so fucked up because I just got back from Brazil. | ||
| So my brain is on total auto hold. | ||
| One of my babies was throwing up last night. | ||
| Yeah, that sucks. | ||
| All night. | ||
| It's sad. | ||
| It's so sad. | ||
| I fucked up. | ||
| I flew Southwest, which usually I love Southwest. | ||
| But they have that whole number thing. | ||
| Like, if you check in too late, you're either A, B, C, or D, or whatever, how many people get on the plane. | ||
| Like, first they put the A's on, then the B's. | ||
| And I did one of those things where you sat... | ||
| Then the C's? | ||
| Yeah, I sat... | ||
| It was Columbus to LA. Well, Vegas to LA. But I sat between two of the fattest people ever. | ||
| And I'm sorry, but they... | ||
| Both took up 90% of my seat. | ||
| So the whole time, I'm like this. | ||
| You're in the middle and the other side, so it's like a movie. | ||
| Yeah, but I was holding myself like this, and you know my elbow pain that I've been in so a while. | ||
| Dude, I am so jacked from that flight. | ||
| That was the closest thing to torture I've ever been, and I couldn't do anything about it. | ||
| Well, didn't they kick Kevin Smith off? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How big were these people? | ||
| Bigger than Cameron Smith? | ||
| The guy was bigger than the girl, but the problem was the guy, he had so much room to lean on the window, but he decided to lean on my side. | ||
| So the whole time, he's on my lap almost. | ||
| And the woman was trying to be a little bit nicer about it, but she was still, you know, pretty big. | ||
| So she was, like, on my space. | ||
| See, that's a human rights issue. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Fucking seats are too goddamn small. | ||
| They need, like, a rape whistle for that. | ||
| Hamilton Morris would slip right in. | ||
| That's where it pays to be slender. | ||
| Yeah, no shit. | ||
| You could just go sideways, and those fatties couldn't even touch you. | ||
| You'd be like a sheet of paper between pyramid rocks. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You'd have no problem. | ||
| There should be a whistle for that or something. | ||
| We have an issue. | ||
| People are getting too fucking fat, you know, and it's been going on for a long time. | ||
| There's an image once that I saw online from the early 1900s, and it was one of those carnivals, and it was the fat man in the carnival. | ||
| Like, there would be a guy that was the fat man, and he was barely fat. | ||
| I mean, in comparison to what we consider fat today, like some of these people that you see that have to get moved out of their house, they have to cut a hole out and they're attached to the couch because they haven't gotten up, they've been shitting where they sit, and their fiber, their skin has like melted into the fucking chair. | ||
| This is not just one person. | ||
| This is many, many, many people have done this. | ||
| It's been a bunch of people that had to cut their fucking house open so they could pull them out attached to their couch. | ||
| You know, and this was just, you know, 1900s, 1903 or something. | ||
| Fat man. | ||
| He was like barely fat. | ||
| It was like barely. | ||
| He was a guy who should go on a diet. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know, he was like not, you know, Joey Diaz when he was not even at his heaviest. | ||
| Like halfway there. | ||
| Halfway between Joey. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So it's like that's just a short amount of time ago where it was really rare to get that fat. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Mm-hmm. | |
| It's amazing. | ||
| It's amazing how far society has slid or how far humanity has slid when it comes to that. | ||
| Our bodies are exploding. | ||
| It's so common to see people just overflowing out of their clothes, you know? | ||
| Fast food. | ||
| It's corn. | ||
| It's a lot of it. | ||
| Corn syrup, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Isn't there a documentary on that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| About how corn is really terrible for your body, difficult for it to break down. | ||
| That's why they feed it to cows and shit and get them fattened up before you slaughter them, make them more delicious. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| Yep. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Used to be diet drugs were easier to obtain as well. | ||
| Oh yeah? | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, definitely. | ||
| So you think when... | ||
| Well, I know one girl. | ||
| I saw one girl lose a shitload of weight. | ||
| She lost like 50, 60 pounds. | ||
| She went from being kind of chubby to like really hot. | ||
| It was like, whoa, and it happened so quickly. | ||
| And she was on something called Fenfen. | ||
| Do you remember that? | ||
| Sure, yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That stuff jacked her, though. | ||
| It just... | ||
| Totally short-circuited her. | ||
| Yeah, it's pretty cardiotoxic. | ||
| Dangerous, man. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Yeah, so she went right back to her normal weight again. | ||
| It was like she was a hot chick for like a year. | ||
| Huh. | ||
| That fen-fen kept it rocking for like a year. | ||
| But it was just too nutty, you know? | ||
| That's been the story with almost every stimulant they've used as a diet drug. | ||
| They used to use methamphetamine, they used amphetamine, they used fenmetrazine, they've used... | ||
| Anything you can imagine, any stimulant. | ||
| Just anything that they can sell you to make you think you're going to lose. | ||
| No, the stimulants do work. | ||
| And fen-fen worked, I'm sure. | ||
| Do those things that you see, like, you know, ripped fuel and all that shit, are those diet pills, are those things effective? | ||
| I don't know what's in them. | ||
| I mean, some of them have weird derivatives of phenethylamine, you know. | ||
| Yeah, what is all that stuff? | ||
| Those are just amino acids? | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| No, they're just probably really weak stimulants. | ||
| You know, like phenethylamine is a close derivative of amphetamine, just missing one carbon atom. | ||
| And it's illegal, so you can just put tons of it into dietary supplements and it produces a short-lasting stimulant effect. | ||
| It's amazing that that's one of the number one concerns that people have, getting rid of fat. | ||
| It's a very strange statement when you think about how a society becomes so successful that even when people are down in the dumps, they're still fat. | ||
| They're still fucking... | ||
| It's like normal. | ||
| It's normal to have excess energy stored away under your skin. | ||
| It's normal to be prepared for... | ||
| You're fucking stocked up, you know? | ||
| In the wild days, it's so rare to become a fat person, you know? | ||
| It's a fucking terrible conversation. | ||
| You guys checked out a long time ago. | ||
| I smelled it. | ||
| All this talk about fat... | ||
| You know, when you have friends that are overweight and you worry, you know, after Patrice died, especially our friend Patrice O'Neal is a stand-up comedian, just died recently. | ||
| You know, you have friends that are overweight and it's just, it's like a bomb, man. | ||
| You know, it's going to go off eventually. | ||
| You don't know what you can do. | ||
| You got to try to diffuse it, try to lead them in the right direction, or just enjoy them until they blow up. | ||
| Did Patrice O'Neal think that his fatness aided his comedy as well? | ||
| I've never had that conversation with him, so I could never speak of it, but he was really analytical about his comedy. | ||
| I just think he was also a guy who wanted to do whatever the fuck he wanted to do right then and there. | ||
| Some of the best comedians are also very impulsive people, and it can be good and bad. | ||
| I know comedians that have become impulsive gamblers, and they can get addicted to drugs. | ||
| A lot of them have really kind of wild and impulsive... | ||
| Instincts. | ||
| And that's what makes them funny. | ||
| Be the first person to say, bitch, shut the fuck up! | ||
| And that was Patrice O'Neill. | ||
| He was the first guy that would say, call you on your bullshit. | ||
| The first guy to say, shut the fuck up. | ||
| And to be that person that doesn't really worry about how this is going to come out, just fly with it. | ||
| It's a very specific type of personality. | ||
| Not that many people do it. | ||
| And that personality is prone to doing a lot of other crazy shit, too. | ||
| That personality is prone to just eat until they fucking pass out. | ||
| That personality is prone to do 15 shots on a dare. | ||
| That's a wild personality. | ||
| That's a personality that's going to go with you to Mexico. | ||
| That's the reason why they're funny. | ||
| You're sad. | ||
| You see your friend who's really big and you see him eating himself to death and you're like, what the fuck can I say? | ||
| You can't say anything. | ||
| There's nothing you can do. | ||
| Any more than you've already done, you're an asshole. | ||
| You tell them you love them. | ||
| You give them a pat on the back. | ||
| If you need help, come to the gym. | ||
| I'll work out with you. | ||
| Other than that, what the fuck else can you do? | ||
| It's a weird world we live in. | ||
| People are eating themselves to death. | ||
| Hamilton Morris, you don't have to worry about that shit. | ||
| You stay slender with your vegetarian lifestyle on your basic alanines, whatever various substances you choose. | ||
| Are you a multivitamin guy? | ||
| You seem like you know so much about the body. | ||
| Do you take supplements? | ||
| I do, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, what do you take? | ||
| Big list? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I bet you do. | ||
| I knew you, motherfucker. | ||
| Aren't you concerned about your liver? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Well, I mean, it depends on what supplement. | ||
| Not all of them have hepatotoxicity issues, but some of them do. | ||
| Yeah, hepatotoxicity. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I was just about to bring that up. | |
| It's not like it's inherently bad for your liver to take vitamins. | ||
| It's part of food, right? | ||
| I mean, that's essentially what it is. | ||
| I mean, everything has to go through your liver. | ||
| So, yeah, that's not a huge worry unless it's something right. | ||
| Are some in super high doses toxic? | ||
| Like, what are the ones to avoid? | ||
| Absolutely, yeah. | ||
| The fat-soluble ones are like vitamin E. Potentially vitamin A as well. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's not something I've done a huge amount of research on. | ||
| Now when you say fat-soluble, somebody said that once for someone who got caught taking a performance-enhancing drug, and one of the people that was in his camp said one of the things that fucked him up was that he's too fat, and so he can't get it out of his system as quick. | ||
| Sure, yeah. | ||
| Is that really true? | ||
| Like, it stays in your fat? | ||
| Like, if you were a lean person, you would get it out of your system, whereas if you were a person that had a high percentage of body weight, it would remain for longer? | ||
| It's possible, yeah. | ||
| I mean, that's one of the main physical properties of any molecule, is that it has different solubilities and different chemicals, and some things are lipid-soluble. | ||
| And if it's something like THC, and you have a huge amount of fat tissue on your body that the THC can... | ||
| Stay in. | ||
| So you're just fucking high all day. | ||
| Certain people... | ||
| But you're not getting high off of it. | ||
| It's just lingering in your cells. | ||
| It's not doing anything for you? | ||
| Unless it's in the central nervous system. | ||
| What if it's just giving you a very mild high? | ||
| Just a mildest... | ||
| Just cooks in. | ||
| Well, then there's people that claim that there's some reservoir in your spinal fluid or something. | ||
| If you crack your back the right way, that'll... | ||
| Really? | ||
| It gives you a blast of cannabinoids? | ||
| Or LSD or something. | ||
| Really? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Really? | |
| Wow. | ||
| Yes, there's people that say that. | ||
| I don't think it's true. | ||
| Well, there's people that say that kundalini yoga practice can lead to psychedelic experiences. | ||
| Sure, yeah. | ||
| Have you ever experienced that? | ||
| Yeah, I studied kundalini yoga for a while. | ||
| Did you ever trip? | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| Try? | ||
| I mean, that was one of the ways they tried to sell. | ||
| I had to take it as part of my sports requirement in high school. | ||
| You took Kundalini Yoga for sports. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| That is awesome. | ||
| Holy shit, that's amazing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And they tried to sell it by equating it with a drug experience of some kind. | ||
| And that's why it was so popular in the 60s for that same reason. | ||
| But I don't really... | ||
| I never achieved any profound state of altered consciousness. | ||
| I have one friend who had a girl that he knew that was a friend of his that he actually went on a trip with her. | ||
| They were actually just platonic friends, but they would travel together occasionally. | ||
| And she was into serious kundalini yoga, where she would get up every morning at a very specific time, and she would have to face a very specific angle. | ||
| I don't remember what it was. | ||
| It was I don't know what she was doing, but she would do these very intense kundalini exercises for like an hour, an hour and 15 minutes, an hour and 20 minutes, and she did it every day. | ||
| And she claimed that when she did it for long periods of time, because she did it so much, she could get into like an astral traveling sort of dimension traveling state of consciousness, where she would have psychedelic experiences. | ||
| Yeah, actually now that I think of it, I did have some... | ||
| How could you forget that? | ||
| They weren't exactly the same. | ||
| You've had so many psychedelic experiences for you to have one in yoga. | ||
| You're like, oh yeah, I had one in that too. | ||
| But it wasn't really that. | ||
| They do these breathing techniques, breath of fire. | ||
| For a normal person, having an experience like that would be something they would never forget. | ||
| Oh my god, I did yoga and I had this most incredible transcendent experience. | ||
| I left my body. | ||
| I became one with the universe. | ||
| For you, you're like, oh yeah, I did that during yoga too. | ||
| So how did it happen? | ||
| How did it go down? | ||
| You have to follow these different breathing techniques and then hold yourself in some kind of a weird stress position that's extremely exhausting and then all of your muscles start to vibrate like I was on that Oh, the turbosonic. | ||
| Yeah, like the turbosonic. | ||
| So it's like a turbosonic type effect. | ||
| I would compare it more to the turbosonic than to LSD. Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What's the number one thing that if you had to do it again, you would approach with more caution? | ||
| Is there any one psychedelic experience that would be like three for a loop? | ||
| I mean, yeah, many have. | ||
| But I think drugs like, there certainly are drugs that are more friendly than others, and I think 5-MeoDMT would be an example of something that has the capacity to be extremely unpleasant if you take it under the wrong circumstances. | ||
| I had a friend completely flip out, taking it, because he had eaten, and so he had to throw up, and he got up to throw up, and he got to the sink just in time to throw up, but then he was just going crazy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Talking about rape, talking about all kinds of crazy shit. | ||
| Took his shirt off. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I had a friend lose consciousness and start vomiting and look as if they had died. | ||
| I've seen and read about it. | ||
| My friend Doug Stanhope, the comedian, I thought we lost him. | ||
| He was going like this. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Eh! | |
| And little bubbles were coming out of the corner of his mouth and I'm like, shit. | ||
| And I'm hanging out with Doug and I'm just thinking all the chemicals that Doug throws into his body, cigarettes and beer and fucking, I mean, Doug shits on multivitamins. | ||
| He's not taking a multivitamins. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| So I'm like, we might have redlined his body with this shit. | ||
| I was like, he just took a big hit and he might be a goner. | ||
| But he came through it. | ||
| But it was terrifying for a couple of minutes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You did mouth-to-mouth, didn't you? | ||
| I almost did. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Make it! | |
| Man, I'm okay. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Make it! | |
| Make it, dude! | ||
| What were you saying about that? | ||
| Just that you were asking me if there was one that I would approach with caution again in the future. | ||
| 5-MEO you think would be the scariest one? | ||
| Probably. | ||
| I mean, there's also just isolated experiences that you can't necessarily connect with this substance. | ||
| You know, in Picall, there's like... | ||
| Ann Shulgin takes this oxygen-less mescaline derivative called desoxy and goes into a fugue state where she has a prevailing sense of unreality that lasts for months or something. | ||
| It just totally feels like she's in a dream... | ||
| But then I've had friends who also have used unusual substances that haven't been tested very much and have weird reactions. | ||
| But even if you ingest the same substance over and over and over again, you really don't know exactly what's going to happen with the psychedelics. | ||
| Taking the exact same quantity of synthetic psilocybin over and over and over again a year apart every year will feel completely different every time. | ||
| So I'm always skeptical of people that feel as if they really know the effects of any substance because it's always completely different. | ||
| Well, DMT always seemed like there's so much coming at you, and it was coming at you for only like 15 minutes. | ||
| Like, it was almost impossible to bring back anything. | ||
| It was almost impossible to record any of it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, I mean, to say that you know that experience, my God, you'd have to do that experience so many times. | ||
| Just to get a general sense of just looking around and just relaxing and trying to absorb it all. | ||
| Trying to like figure out what the fuck is this. | ||
| Can I move this around myself? | ||
| Like what is this? | ||
| Is this an organism? | ||
| Is this the universe? | ||
| Is this the wiring of love? | ||
| What the fuck is going on here? | ||
| It takes so long. | ||
| Like you do it and every time you do it you come back and then you go what the fuck was that? | ||
| And then you go back in again and it's still the same thing for 15 minutes. | ||
| It's just like it's too alien and too crazy. | ||
| There's no way you can ever really truly get a grip on it. | ||
| It's not like you can Go on a vacation to DMT land. | ||
| You know, if you could take a trip, you know, or you could go somewhere for two weeks, and in that two-week time, you would, the entire time, you would be going through a DMT trip. | ||
| Right, yeah. | ||
| Then maybe you would kind of get a grip on it. | ||
| Then ayahuasca is, you know, some intermediate between smoking DMT and... | ||
| I'm not an intermediate. | ||
| It's just the longest that you can have that experience. | ||
| And even then, you don't really... | ||
| It's not as if lengthening the experience gives you some greater understanding of what it is, necessarily. | ||
| I don't think it's really any less or more confusing than smoking it. | ||
| It's just a longer duration. | ||
| And then you have people like Gordon Todd Skinner who are hooking themselves up to IV bags filled with DMT. Right. | ||
| Now, this is the guy that you wrote about in the... | ||
| What is it called? | ||
| Crystal? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Crystal Cole. | ||
| Yeah, but your article was called High on Crystal? | ||
| Yeah, High on Crystal is the name of the video. | ||
| What a fucking crazy story. | ||
| And if you haven't read that, this is a must-read. | ||
| The other thing where you were interviewing Shulgin was amazing as well, but you have to see this. | ||
| This girl was a stripper, and she meets this dude who's like this big-time LSD manufacturer who has a fucking house in a silo and millions of dollars, right? | ||
| He's rich as fuck, and he's like the number one LSD guy in the country. | ||
| I mean, it's all so unclear. | ||
| And this is another example of a story where a lot of people talk about it with an enormous amount of confidence, as if they have an understanding of what happened. | ||
| They say, oh, it's all Crystal Cole's fault, or it's all X's fault, or Y's fault. | ||
| But if I've learned anything from researching it over the course of years, it's that absolutely nothing is certain about the story. | ||
| It's incredibly complicated, and there's so much conflicting information for absolutely every element of the story that you have to be very careful about talking about what happened with certainty. | ||
| But... | ||
| There was this lab, and they did lure Crystal Cole into it, and she did become a part of it. | ||
| She took DMT anally, dude. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Everyone was. | ||
| What a crazy girl. | ||
| The shamanic colonic. | ||
| Woo! | ||
| It's just harder that she did it. | ||
| Yeah, it's way harder that she did it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't want to know that fat, sweaty dude that was fucking her and stuck it up his ass. | |
| I don't even care about that. | ||
| I did it too, Joe. | ||
| I'll show you how I did it. | ||
| I don't care about that. | ||
| It's an amazing story though, man. | ||
| This girl escaped, right? | ||
| And then the dude came after her and kidnapped her and some other dude. | ||
| They escaped together to get away from this fucking crazy guy. | ||
| And it turns out the guy was working with the FBI or the DEA. So this number one LSD dealer was working with the DEA. Yeah. | ||
| And had been for quite some time. | ||
| Damn! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, that reminds me of a story. | ||
| Do you know who Whitey Bulger is? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You know that story, then? | ||
| Yeah, I'm from Massachusetts. | ||
| That's right, you're from Massachusetts. | ||
| What an amazing story. | ||
| For people who don't know, Whitey Bulger was the head of the Irish Mob, and he was also working for the FBI. So if you turned Whitey Bulger in, Whitey Bulger would know from the FBI, first of all, they wouldn't arrest him, and then he would go kill you. | ||
| And that's really how it ran. | ||
| I mean, they really did run it like that. | ||
| And you find that out, and you go, that is amazing. | ||
| This is essentially along the same lines. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And things like this have been happening for a long time, both in the US and internationally. | ||
| You know, there's the Iran-Contras with this whole scandal about them pumping cocaine into ghettos in America to create the crack problem. | ||
| I don't know that it's necessarily true, but it's a theory that a lot of people have. | ||
| The same thing happened in South Africa with methaqualone, with Quaaludes. | ||
| There was this whole project called Project Coast, where they were synthesizing massive quantities of MDMA and Quaaludes in order to weaponize them for crowd control, supposedly. | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| So then they were pumping them all into the streets, and now the only... | ||
| Wait a minute, MDMA weapons? | ||
| Yeah, as a crowd control. | ||
| Oh my god, so you'd blast the crowd with ecstasy? | ||
| Yeah, it's called Project Coast. | ||
| What a brilliant idea. | ||
| Where do I sign up? | ||
| Dude, that's like my bit about how to calm down the Middle East. | ||
| I had a bit I did about sending crop duster planes just fucking cover the Middle East with chronic smoke for just weeks. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Oh, I mean, they did that as well, actually. | ||
| Weaponized THC. They did? | ||
| That's the craziest sentence. | ||
| Yeah, James Ketchum's lab. | ||
| That's the craziest sentence ever. | ||
| Weaponized THC. Yeah, they called it like red oil or something. | ||
| That was like the code name for it. | ||
| What does it do? | ||
| You spray it on people and they become high? | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| Edgewood Arsenal, that's the name of it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It was thought of as an improvement because it's a non-lethal incapacitating agent. | ||
| And if you have a choice between shooting someone and dusting them with THC... That's amazing. | ||
| I can't believe that was a real product. | ||
| Absolutely, yeah. | ||
| What else can they dust you with? | ||
| MDMA, THC... And they try LSD as well. | ||
| The problem is also that there are physical properties of these different drugs that limit their... | ||
| Their ability to travel through the air, to maintain their potency when they're laid on surfaces or on the soil. | ||
| LSD is not a stable molecule. | ||
| So when they were trying to weaponize it, one of the problems is just it didn't aerosolize well, it didn't last on surfaces well, and then they settled on BZ because they thought it was a better chemical weapon. | ||
| BZ. What is BZ? It's an anti-cholinergic drug, like Jacob's Ladder. | ||
| The movie Jacob's Ladder is about... | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So they really were trying to make LSD and use it as a weapon. | ||
| Absolutely, yeah. | ||
| What was the idea? | ||
| What was it going to do to the troops? | ||
| Just make them disoriented and you just take them... | ||
| Well, yeah, I mean, can you imagine if you discovered, if you didn't know anything about psychedelics at all, and you discovered LSD, and they tried absolutely everything they could with it. | ||
| They tried to see if they could use it as a truth serum. | ||
| They tried to see if they could use it to, you know, they tried both good and bad uses. | ||
| There were scientists using it to increase their intelligence, and then there were people trying to, yeah, use it to make people insane, to reprogram people's brains. | ||
| That was the large part of MKUltra. | ||
| It was about... | ||
| You know, manipulating people's minds using psychedelics and sensory deprivation and things like that. | ||
| And it was just crazy. | ||
| Trial and error by murderers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's how they did it. | ||
| Trial and error by, like, Nixon's people. | ||
| They should make it into a steam. | ||
| Could you imagine, man? | ||
| Trial and error with LSD by Nixon's people. | ||
| Yeah, supposedly the word trip comes from, that's like FBI lingo, from when they were doing the experiments. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| The scariest thing that I ever heard connected to any psychedelic experience was that Timothy Leary was connected, or not Timothy Leary, the Unabobber, Ted Kaczynski, was connected to some studies at Harvard, and he had done some classified LSD studies, and they tweaked a lot of people's fucking heads. | ||
| Then he went back to Berkeley, taught math for a few years until he got enough money to buy that cab and take on the technology. | ||
| They might have fried that dude's brain. | ||
| They were lobotomizing people. | ||
| They were doing just unbelievable... | ||
| I don't know if you're familiar with the book Acid Dreams. | ||
| They did every imaginable thing. | ||
| They'd hook up people to IVs with a stimulant like amphetamine in one wrist. | ||
| You're the second person in a week that's recommended Acid Dreams. | ||
| I have to go get that now. | ||
| At least read the first half of it. | ||
| So it's all about different experiences that they tried to impart on people with LSD? It's about, yeah, all these attempts to weaponize LSD and to use it as a truth serum and MKUltra. | ||
| I'm buying it right now. | ||
| It's an old book. | ||
| It's been around since the 80s. | ||
| You've heard of, it's supposedly an urban myth, but a French town that they dosed with LSD. Is that true? | ||
| Yeah, it is true. | ||
| So they did do that? | ||
| I think that's true, yeah. | ||
| And that's more recent research that came up in the last, maybe in the last five years. | ||
| Yeah, I'd read it, and then I'd read a counterpoint that said it was bullshit because you can't even get acid to work in bread like that, that it wouldn't maintain itself. | ||
| Is that true? | ||
| Yeah, it would not survive the heating, but they could have added it afterwards. | ||
| And supposedly they... | ||
| I mean, you know... | ||
| So wouldn't they have to be... | ||
| I mean, how would you go about getting that acid into the bread? | ||
| You'd have to get a CIA guy who works there and just fucks with everybody's bread and squirts it out. | ||
| Go ahead, eat that. | ||
| I guess so. | ||
| It doesn't seem... | ||
| I mean, you could spray bread with LSD. Yeah, it was an interesting argument when I heard it. | ||
| Because I had assumed that it was true. | ||
| And I was like saying, like, wow, look what they found. | ||
| And then I saw this counterpoint to it, and I was like, oh, okay. | ||
| Is it possible that they could have created a more stable form of LSD, or could it be some other psychedelic that would have similar effects that would be stable? | ||
| Sure, yeah. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I mean, there's plenty of psychedelics that they were testing at that time that are more stable than LSD. LSD is unusually unstable. | ||
| But yeah, I think that, you know, they recovered some communication between two operatives and they said, like, did you finish the mission with the diethylamide or something? | ||
| They didn't specifically say LSD, but they used some abbreviated form. | ||
| So it's not conclusive, but I think that there's strong evidence that that happened. | ||
| You would think that if they knew that it would have monstrous effects, they would have to know whether or not there's something that they can monetarily get out of it. | ||
| Well, I think they didn't know. | ||
| They wanted to know. | ||
| Yeah, they wanted to experiment. | ||
| What happens? | ||
| It seems such a powerful thing to have. | ||
| You're going to find out what it's capable of. | ||
| You're not going to just let it go. | ||
| You're going to have to try to crack the code. | ||
| Right, and apparently they were spraying it into the New York subway system. | ||
| That's crazy! | ||
| Oh, they had an entire CIA whorehouse where they were taken... | ||
| Oh yeah, that's Operation Midnight Climax. | ||
| That was in San Francisco and New York. | ||
| They had two different whorehouses. | ||
| That's an amazing story. | ||
| I love that story. | ||
| You gotta Google that, folks, because it's amazing. | ||
| They ran brothels where they dosed dudes. | ||
| Poor guy, just going in there for some sexual relief. | ||
| Just something... | ||
|
unidentified
|
Just take his mind off his horrible day. | |
| Would you like a drink, honey? | ||
| He's like, yeah, just a Jack and Coke would do me great. | ||
| Jack and Coke with acid! | ||
| Oh no! | ||
| What the fuck, man? | ||
| They really didn't know then. | ||
| I mean, they probably had an idea, but there was these anthropological reports of what Indians do when they take peyote, but they had no idea how just some businessman... | ||
| Well, apparently they started doing it once they stopped getting people that are willing to sign up for the voluntary tests. | ||
| Too many people were getting fucked up by the tests. | ||
| So this is what I had read, is that they switched to dosing people when they ran out of volunteers. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Huh. | |
| I would imagine they would have had volunteers, especially later on in these programs, and they were becoming publicly known substances. | ||
| But yeah, a lot of the early research, there's a book called Drugs and Fantasy, where it's just people being dosed with PCP. I think the France one was like 51 or something like that, wasn't it? | ||
| Yeah, quite a while ago. | ||
| It's really terrifying to think that they actually did do that. | ||
| You believe it, though? | ||
| Yeah, I do. | ||
| This doused the whole town. | ||
| Let's see what happens. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Nuts! | ||
| You've seen the videos of them dousing soldiers, right? | ||
| I believe it was the English army. | ||
| They're just wandering around. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| Yeah, people died in that French town. | ||
| Didn't they commit suicide? | ||
| People jumped off bridges. | ||
| I mean, I guess it's the same kind of stuff that happens today with psychedelics where certain people respond badly and want to jump off of things. | ||
| Do you support the theory that that was the cause of the Salem witch trials and all that stuff? | ||
| That it was an ergot infection? | ||
| You know that story? | ||
| Do you know that story? | ||
| I know that they claim that witch brooms were an implement for vaginally administering scopolamine and atropine and all these different delirions. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What? | |
| Jesus Christ! | ||
| Vaginally distributing with a pole? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That seems so crude and uncreative. | ||
| That's one idea, but I don't know about ergot and witches, no. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| It's a fungus, apparently. | ||
| Oh yeah, I know about it. | ||
| And apparently it has some psychoactive effects. | ||
| You can get a poisoning from it, and it can give you some sort of a psychoactive effect. | ||
| And they thought it was responsible for witchcraft? | ||
| Yeah, they thought it could have been responsible for people that thought they were experiencing magic, and they were hallucinating, and they were getting fucked up. | ||
| And they could have started blaming it on women, which is what you do when you can't get laid. | ||
| So you're all fucked up on this crazy bread, this ergot. | ||
| Apparently, you've never heard of ergot being psychoactive? | ||
| Oh, absolutely. | ||
| What is the effect like? | ||
| What is the effect of ergot like? | ||
| Well, it contains just a variety of these different ergoline substances, but there's lysergic acid, amide, and they were used medicinally for a very long time. | ||
| That was the reason that LSD was discovered, is because they were using these isolating different alkaloids from ergot, sclerotia, and trying to see if they had some use in preventing postpartum bleeding in pregnant women. | ||
| women. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So they weren't investigating psychoactive drugs. | ||
| They had some interest in using them as potential analeptics, like drugs to reduce fatigue, and that was this one, nootropic hydrogene, was produced by Albert Hoffman in the course of that study. | ||
| But they certainly weren't looking for anything like LSD. | ||
| Wasn't LSD... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There was some people that were looking for something to make women more fertile or something along those lines. | ||
| What the fuck did I read? | ||
| Something that would encourage women to ovulate? | ||
| Is that true? | ||
| Did I read nonsense? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, it happens all the time. | ||
| I hate that. | ||
| I hate when I have a thought that I can't wrap my head around. | ||
| There's too much goddamn information online. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But that happens all the time in medical research. | ||
| So they'll be trying to create one thing. | ||
| Right. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Wow. | |
| That's the story of Viagra. | ||
| It's probably a drug to stop them bitching. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| Yeah, Brian, that's what it is. | ||
| Let me ask you this, because you're a rational guy that does this stuff. | ||
| You're obviously very well read. | ||
| You know what you're talking about clearly. | ||
| When you have an intense psychedelic experience, and when you experience what seems to be something that is not you, something that you're interacting with that does not appear to be the imagination, It could be. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But a lot of people have interesting opinions. | ||
| A lot of people that have seen real intense psychedelic visions have very interesting opinions. | ||
| And you might be the most psychedelically traveled person I've ever met in my life. | ||
| So, that's a perfect combination for you to be the guy that answers that question. | ||
| What the fuck is going on? | ||
| When you have an intense psychedelic experience, is it just... | ||
| Is it chemicals perturbing your natural brain state? | ||
| What do you think is happening? | ||
| Yeah, I think it is, but saying just chemicals is already kind of problematic because everything is just chemicals. | ||
| And just chemicals is absolutely everything you ever experience and remember and have ever lived. | ||
| So everything is a chemical phenomenon. | ||
| Consciousness is a chemical phenomenon. | ||
| The fact that we're able to perceive any of this, that we're able to have this conversation right now, it's all an amazing chemical interaction. | ||
| I don't see the need to bring in any kind of supernatural interpretation of the phenomena, because it just is not necessary, and the same reason that I don't see the need to bring in a supernatural interpretation of the universe, or of anything else, or even ghosts. | ||
| If you look at a ghost phenomenon, You can look at it two ways. | ||
| You can say, oh, this was a weird supernatural experience, or you can say this was a really weird moment of psychopathology and what psychological mechanism made this person so afraid that they hallucinated and thought they heard something or thought they saw another being, which is equally fascinating, if not more fascinating. | ||
| Or there's a dude who didn't get enough attention from his parents and pretends to see ghosts. | ||
| He's in the basement watching shit with night vision. | ||
| That could be the case, too. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I almost feel like that's the lesser interpretation. | ||
| It's the easy way. | ||
| It's much easier to say, oh, they're aliens. | ||
| That's very simple. | ||
| Whereas if you actually wonder what is the true biochemical basis of this phenomenon, it's an incredibly complicated question and it won't have a simple answer. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But... | ||
| That's why it's a worthwhile question. | ||
| Do you believe that it's possible that taking something along the lines of DMT or any really intense psychedelic actually opens up some sort of a door to another dimension, another place, another existence, something you can't experience, another frequency, another station on the dial? | ||
| I think other dimensions of yourself, certainly. | ||
| I don't know that there's another physical dimension that you're accessing. | ||
| I don't see any reason to believe in that. | ||
| I think there's enough inside of all of us to account for that. | ||
| So you think that when you have this incredible, massive visual experience, it's all an imaginatory thing? | ||
| It's not like your consciousness travels to a place or tunes into a frequency? | ||
| No, I don't think that. | ||
| So you think it's just a chemical reaction? | ||
| But an incredibly fascinating, complicated chemical interaction. | ||
| Well, I'm absolutely not arguing with you. | ||
| I'm not sold on what the hell it is. | ||
| And I've had that argument with people that are really almost like, they almost proselytize about the experience to the point where they're talking about it as if it's a religious definite. | ||
| You know, this is what happens, this is what happens. | ||
| And I've always said, you know, maybe it's possible, but it's also possible it's just crazy chemicals. | ||
| But it doesn't mean it's not spiritual. | ||
| If people have spiritual benefits, that's fine. | ||
| It doesn't mean that they can't have a religious experience or they can't interpret it however they want. | ||
| Sure, the interaction is beautiful. | ||
| If the interaction is beautiful, it doesn't have to be otherworldly for it to be divine. | ||
| You know, the interaction is beautiful. | ||
| It could set you off on another direction. | ||
| Rewire your board. | ||
| I mean, how many people have you ever talked to that have had a big psychedelic experience and totally stopped doing pills or totally stopped smoking cigarettes or just completely rewired their life because of one, like, emphatic psychedelic rewiring? | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| But yeah, I just think that... | ||
| Do you think... | ||
| Oh, I'm sorry. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| Well, anyway, just the just chemical thing. | ||
| It's just something to be careful with when interpreting things, because the sun is just chemical. | ||
| Everything is just chemical. | ||
| I'm too dumb to be talking about any of this in the first place, so I'm just trying to skate by with what limited knowledge I have, but I want to pick your brain. | ||
| So when you experience really profound wisdom in psychedelic states, where you have this almost feeling of being analyzed and seen through and shown all your flaws and all your craziness... | ||
| And then you have this sort of like a reset thing where you kind of get a new, fresh perspective of your place in the world and what kind of an energy and what kind of vibe you're putting out. | ||
| You think that that's all maybe internal? | ||
| That's all maybe imagination? | ||
| Or is there the potential that there is some sort of a... | ||
| There's another intelligence out there. | ||
| There's some sort of a thing that you can tune into. | ||
| Some sort of a... | ||
| that we're connected to, but we don't have access on a regular basis. | ||
| Is that possible or is it silly? | ||
| I don't think that it's... | ||
| There's no reason for me to believe that that is possible. | ||
| But I think that there's all kinds of things within us that we don't currently acknowledge and understand. | ||
| I mean, both Shulgin and Timothy Leary talked about this idea. | ||
| There's all this non-coding DNA that's sometimes called junk DNA or intronal DNA. And although it doesn't, they were probably wrong about this, it doesn't contain any kind of... | ||
| Like, instinctual evolutionary knowledge, but they were using it as an example. | ||
| Like, what if all this non-coding DNA contains instinctual ancient knowledge they were able to access while we were on psychedelics? | ||
| But maybe not specifically with the non-coding DNA, but with parts of the brain. | ||
| Who knows what sorts of things are stored within us that we don't know how to access? | ||
| I think that this is actually a Scientologist idea, but I think that there's some truth to the idea that we remember absolutely everything that we experience, that it's all in there somewhere. | ||
| You just need the right catalyst to remove that piece of information. | ||
| Wow, that's amazing. | ||
| Well, sometimes someone will bring something up, and then all of a sudden the file will open up in your head. | ||
| And you're like, yeah, that guy. | ||
| Where is he? | ||
| What has he been doing? | ||
| Like, boom, all of a sudden some person who you, I could have come up to you, do you know of Bruce Bababa? | ||
| And you'd be like, no, I have no idea who that is. | ||
| But then somebody shows you a picture and says, you remember this guy? | ||
| Second grade, remember? | ||
| And you're like, whoa, yeah. | ||
| Click, click. | ||
| All of a sudden the file's open, and you'll remember several experiences you might have had with that person. | ||
| It's almost like we don't have enough room for all the shit we're seeing. | ||
| We just put stuff in shitty hard drives and stuff it in the closet, and then every now and then it comes out. | ||
| Right, I mean, it's like an indexing problem. | ||
| The information is there, but we don't always know how to access it. | ||
| You remember that show Taxi? | ||
| I'm familiar with it. | ||
| Mary Lou Henner? | ||
| Remember the very attractive redhead woman that was on that show? | ||
| No. | ||
| She's got some crazy memory thing. | ||
| She was on Stern Show. | ||
| She can remember everything. | ||
| She has an insane memory. | ||
| Like, she can tell you, like, you can tell her, you know, June 13th, 1976, what were you wearing? | ||
| She's like, I was wearing a blue dress, and because I was on my way to this and that, it was, and she can tell you, like, what temperature it was outside. | ||
| She can tell you everything. | ||
| She remembers everything. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, it is possible. | ||
| It's very much the size of a normal head. | ||
| Those things are possible. | ||
| We don't need giant brains. | ||
| Yeah, the size of a normal head. | ||
| She's not even a nut. | ||
| She's like a normal person. | ||
| If you talk to her, she sounds normal. | ||
| It doesn't sound like some maladjusted person with some incredible gift. | ||
| She's not like a rain man. | ||
| She's like a normal human being. | ||
| Yeah, and there's lots of these mnemonists that are capable of those sorts of... | ||
| Just mind feats. | ||
| And one interesting thing about the pneumonists is they all seem to have synesthesia, at least the ones that I've read about. | ||
| And so when they remember something, it's a visual memory and an auditory memory, and all their memories are cross-linked over multiple sensory modalities. | ||
| So it's like... | ||
| And then there's a lot of research in the 70s about potentially using psychedelics as cognitive enhancers. | ||
| And I think that's one way that they could function is by encouraging this type of synesthetic thinking where you're experiencing everything through multiple senses and indexing information through multiple senses simultaneously. | ||
| What do you think about the controversial stoned ape theory? | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Well, I don't think there's any evidence for it. | ||
| But that's like a lot of Terrence McKenna's stuff. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| I think it's interesting and worthwhile and funny and good. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Sexy. | |
| Yeah, it's good. | ||
| I'm glad that he said everything that he said. | ||
| I don't agree with a lot of it. | ||
| Some of it's a little wonky. | ||
| Yeah, a lot of it is. | ||
| But it's so much fun. | ||
| Yeah, it's good. | ||
| It's all good. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And even the stuff that's wonky, I'm always willing to give him the benefit of the doubt that I just don't see how he's seen it. | ||
| And that's most science anyway. | ||
| It's just people coming up with theories and models and trying to then prove the model. | ||
| So he came up with a model or a theory that was wrong. | ||
| There's nothing bad about that. | ||
| The stoned ape theory, is it wrong as far as the time frame of history and development? | ||
| Because that's what I've... | ||
| I think I read that. | ||
| I think that I read that he got his eras wrong or something. | ||
| I don't think there's any evidence that primates eat mushrooms. | ||
| Maybe I'm wrong about that. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think the evidence that he was relying on for that theory that either it was LSD or psilocybin increases visual acuity, I don't think that that's been definitively proven. | ||
| Science, even though it was published in a prestigious journal at the time, I'm not sure that all that research was methodologically sound. | ||
| You know how the study worked? | ||
| You know what they did? | ||
| They had like two sticks that were in parallel lines and then they would have someone turning one stick on the other side extremely slowly to the point where they would no longer be parallel and it was who could recognize it the first and the stone people recognized it more than the non-stone people. | ||
| And so his joke was that maybe being stoned you see the world better than it really is, or better than you can when you're sober, rather. | ||
| Yeah, I mean it hasn't really been studied very extensively. | ||
| So even though it was published it could have been horseshit, like it would have to be replicated a few times? | ||
| Yeah, I think it would be. | ||
| Yeah, that seemed like a weird one, too, because who's going to take a little dose? | ||
| If you're going to have mushrooms, you're going to blast off. | ||
| I don't see it being to the point where you're going to take little tiny doses of it so you can see better. | ||
| If you have the blast-off thing, you're not going to be saying, well, what if I just don't blast off? | ||
| What if I just nibble, nibble, nibble so I can barely feel it? | ||
| Who's going to do that to go hunting? | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| Or maybe they didn't even know that you could blast out for a while. | ||
| It's the same thing with salvia. | ||
| People didn't realize until the 90s, until they started extracting it and making those extracts publicly available. | ||
| People didn't really know. | ||
| They'd chew it and say, oh yeah, it is active, but they couldn't really characterize the effect until they had concentrated the It is a trip that they look like dinner plates. | ||
| It's a trip that they just grow out of the ground. | ||
| They look like, hey, look at me! | ||
| You know, when mushrooms grow, there's a green field, and this green grass, and this white thing, just like, here I am! | ||
| It's like asking you to eat it. | ||
| I mean, if there's anything that's ever asking you to eat, it's a polite and subtle color. | ||
| I'm white! | ||
| I'm so bland! | ||
| Don't even worry! | ||
| Just come over and take a bite! | ||
| I mean, and the idea that they might have actually not even been from this planet. | ||
| They might have come here in asteroidal impacts. | ||
| Sure, yeah. | ||
| You know, that's my favorite one. | ||
| That's my favorite sexy theory. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's another McKenna theory, right? | ||
| Or he supported it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| The idea that, he said, you would know this, he said that... | ||
| Psilocybin, there was no other plant that had the four in the phosphorus position or no other life form fungus that had that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was the only one? | ||
| Yeah, the four hydroxylation is unusual. | ||
| There's a lot of five in the plant kingdom, but the four is unusual. | ||
| Are there other ones besides? | ||
| Not that I can think of off the top of my head. | ||
| So his theory was... | ||
| I mean, there's a bunch in mushrooms. | ||
| There's baocystin and norbaocystin, things like that. | ||
| His theory was that that had come from an asteroidal impact, that spores could survive in a vacuum, and we know the building blocks of life and amino acids possibly came here from outer space. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Maybe mushrooms. | ||
| Yeah, that was his idea. | ||
| When you eat them, they're communicating with you. | ||
| Yeah, that they're a guide. | ||
| That they'll give us plans to... | ||
| Yeah, oh yeah, he would buy the guide, totally. | ||
| That's what made him write the Time Wave Zero novelty theory. | ||
| They told him that he had to do it. | ||
| Could you imagine how annoying it would be every time you went on a trip? | ||
| You got some fucking alien mushroom people telling you you got to write a theory. | ||
| You got to write some biological theory. | ||
| Brian, you could not look any more bored. | ||
| Who's listening? | ||
| From now on, four hits, and that's it. | ||
| I'm cutting you off in four. | ||
| You went to five, and you can't handle five. | ||
| You think you can. | ||
| So, we got over the stoned ape theory. | ||
| What else did I want to ask you? | ||
| Alien life, yes or no? | ||
| Again, I mean, all these things, there just isn't enough evidence either way. | ||
| And I know that's like a boring answer in some ways, but I just, you know, people say, like, it's always huge news when they find an extrasolar planet that might be able to support Earth-like life. | ||
| But so far, they've never found anywhere in the known universe a single planet that we could live on without a suit for a minute. | ||
| So that's not really that encouraging, ultimately. | ||
| But then when you also factor in the enormity of the universe, then, of course, I think it's possible. | ||
| Absolutely, I think it's possible. | ||
| I just don't see at this specific moment in history any reason to think that in the part of the universe that we've observed, there's any life. | ||
| What do you think of the theory that life does not come here In a physical sense, but comes here through your mind. | ||
| And that what psychedelics are is real gateways to communicate with other life forms. | ||
| And that we're hung up on the idea that something has to actually be right there to talk to you. | ||
| Wait, repeat this theory? | ||
| The theory is that psychedelics open up some sort of a gateway that allows you to communicate with aliens. | ||
| That's the only aliens that there are. | ||
| The aliens only exist in this... | ||
| When you take a psychedelic, you can communicate with it. | ||
| You can enter into some sort of a frequency that the alien is on. | ||
| That's the only way they get here. | ||
| They don't get here through metal ships. | ||
| That's all just craziness. | ||
| Alien contact only comes through psychedelic news. | ||
| I mean, it's an interesting idea. | ||
| To what end? | ||
| When you have your hand like this, it's very dismissive. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's an interesting idea. | |
| I don't forget whose idea that was, but there was a... | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| Wouldn't the aliens be bored by whatever they watch when they're in our bodies? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It might have been McKenna's idea as well. | ||
| Yeah, he had a lot of nutty ones about mushrooms. | ||
| I'm pretty sure it was him. | ||
| But his idea was that it was an alien life form and that that's how you would communicate with it. | ||
| He didn't think it was going to come here in metal ships. | ||
| He thinks it was going to come here through the frequency that you would achieve in a heavy-duty psychedelic state. | ||
| He believed he was really encountering something else. | ||
| You don't believe that. | ||
| No. | ||
| You believe that it's just the deepest facets of your imagination or... | ||
| Is there Akashic Records? | ||
| Do you believe in any of that? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| Akashic? | ||
| Akashic or Akashic? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't know. | |
| The idea that there's knowledge and information out there and you just tune into it and that there's a record of information that literally exists that you can just tune into, and this is where creativity comes from. | ||
| In creativity, when you achieve the Zen state of being completely in the moment, these ideas will just come to you. | ||
| The idea is that these ideas are not just the firing of your synapses and the accumulation of your life experiences, but in fact you are pulling from a well of information that's out there that you can't quite recognize on a regular basis. | ||
| and that there's knowledge inherent to the world. | ||
| And I think it's called the Akashic or Akashic Records is the idea behind it. | ||
| It's almost like taking account, it's almost like a crude way of explaining why we don't understand creativity. | ||
| We don't understand. | ||
| The state of mind to achieve the proper creativity is like this zen, accepting, sort of like... | ||
| When I'm in the zone, when you're writing something, you have great writing. | ||
| I've read a bunch of your shit. | ||
| You write some really beautiful lines. | ||
| You know how sometimes they just... | ||
| Sometimes you're banging them out, but sometimes they're just flowing. | ||
| It's almost like they're coming out of you. | ||
| You go into this zen state and like, oh, that just came to me. | ||
| Here's this thing. | ||
| Some people believe that What you're doing is by being really creative, you're tuning in to intelligence, you're tuning in to ideas, and that the human body and its managing its consciousness is really just managing a radio. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, yeah, there's a lot of that, but I find all of those ideas kind of... | ||
| Hokey? | ||
| Well, just ultimately disempowering, because they de-emphasize the agency that human beings have in creating things. | ||
| We can't create. | ||
| Our brains are not sufficient to create. | ||
| We need to tune into some kind of a record that creates for us. | ||
| It's sort of a religious idea as well, that there's a god that gives us some kind of power. | ||
| I think that's a pattern in a lot of these ideas, is that they try to remove power from the individual and place it in some kind of intangible realm that we can access through being pious or through following some set of rules. | ||
| But ultimately, I don't want to Right. | ||
| I find that I completely agree with you, and that I think that a big part of it is that people do better with creative endeavors when they're humble, and so it's sort of a way of not taking credit for what they're doing and just tuning into the right creative frequency, and sometimes that creative frequency, the best way to do it is just give it up to a higher power. | ||
| Sure, and that's not to say that it doesn't help people in the same way that religion, even if it's wrong, helps an enormous number of people. | ||
| Well, I've always said that it's a great operating system for a lot of people, and it really does enhance their life. | ||
| There's a lot of people that, for whatever reason, I don't know whether it's they're uninspired or whether they have brains that don't function at the right RPMs or whatever it is, but if you give them some sort of an ideology, they can live a happy life. | ||
| But if you left them alone in the sea of doubt and the unknown, they could go down any path. | ||
| They could wind up a mess. | ||
| They could wind up depressed. | ||
| They could wind up fucked up. | ||
| They could wind up in a cult. | ||
| Give them a happy religion. | ||
| They'll just live 70 happy years, die, be happy that they know they're going to go to heaven, and everything's cool. | ||
| It's almost like it's an effective operating system. | ||
| And at the end, we're really not exactly sure how much of this fucking thing we're controlling with our mind. | ||
| We're really not. | ||
| There's a lot of doubt on that. | ||
| There's a lot of doubt as to how much of life is truly random and how much of it is really created by the energy you put out, your imagination, your actions and your deeds. | ||
| What the fuck is really going on? | ||
| Is it 100% physical? | ||
| Or is there some manifestation that the imagination takes part in? | ||
| We don't really necessarily know. | ||
| There's people that always good things are constantly happening to them. | ||
|
unidentified
|
them. | |
| And they're always in great moods. | ||
| And they seem to perpetrate that same energy forward. | ||
| And you look at people like that and you wonder, how much of that is them? | ||
| How much of that has they just figured out how to roll this thing and figured out how to create reality? | ||
| Have they figured figured out how to just ride this thing correctly? | ||
| Is it possible? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yes. | |
| It is, right? | ||
| Absolutely, yeah. | ||
| You're one of the most experienced guys I think I've ever come across as far as altered states of consciousness. | ||
| And you're not an old guy. | ||
| How old are you? | ||
| What are you, 30? | ||
| 24. 24! | ||
| Jesus Christ, son! | ||
| I was going to say you're 30. You're a hard 24, kid. | ||
| We've seen him on the Apple commercial. | ||
| You were really young in that one. | ||
| Somebody just sent me that. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Dude, you're way too smart to be 24. That's scary. | ||
| It is. | ||
| That's fascinating, man. | ||
| When I was 24, I spoke in grunts for the most part. | ||
| That's amazing, man. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah, you must be the most experienced person I've ever met, right? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't know. | |
| Have you ever met anybody more experienced than this guy? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I actually don't know all the stuff he's really done. | ||
| What do you take out of it, man? | ||
| Are you happy that you had all his experiences? | ||
| Has it changed you, who you are? | ||
| Absolutely, yeah. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| In what way? | ||
| Yeah, I think it's good. | ||
| I think just experimentation in general is important. | ||
| Can everybody handle it? | ||
| Probably not, no. | ||
| Probably not, right? | ||
| Probably not, but... | ||
| How do you fix that? | ||
| That's a very, very complicated question. | ||
| It's a good one, though, because you've got a problem. | ||
| Some guy's a good worker. | ||
| Right, I think it requires... | ||
| Johnny was good with the landscaping business, so that fucking Hamilton Morris caught him on acid. | ||
| Sure, yeah. | ||
| I've had close friends that dropped out of society for whatever reason, because they started to find it pointless, and it's difficult to argue with that if someone really genuinely feels that way. | ||
| But I think there's sort of an infantilizing, generally disempowering idea in psychiatry and throughout society that we are not in control of ourselves. | ||
| We see a doctor, the doctor is the expert on our mind and our body, and they tell us what's wrong. | ||
| They know us better than we know ourselves, even after only talking to us for five minutes. | ||
| So if you go to a psychiatrist and you say, I'm having trouble working. | ||
| I may be depressed. | ||
| I may have ADHD. What do you think I should do? | ||
| I think that Adderall would help me. | ||
| That's immediately suspicious because you already know too much about what you need. | ||
| They want you to go in as an infant so they can tell you what you need. | ||
| I believe that there's some impact that the imagination and your thinking and your energy has on life. | ||
| But I also believe there's a lot of random shit, too. | ||
| I don't think it's an either-or. | ||
| I think it's a combination of you interacting with all these other people that are also creating their own realities at the same time. | ||
| And that you can all... | ||
| Tune into a good frequency and perhaps create a good community, and I think that's what people try to do in tribes and shit like that. | ||
| But at the end of the day, you're still dealing with random shit. | ||
| Like the idea that you blame people for fucking diseases or for being attacked by barbarians. | ||
| Was that the secret? | ||
| Did the secret work back then? | ||
| Did they manifest these barbarians to come over the hills and chop people up with swords back in the Conan days? | ||
| No, right? | ||
| You can't say it's completely... | ||
| Nobody would ask for that. | ||
| Nobody would create that in their own imagination for themselves. | ||
| So it's not that you are completely in control of your destiny, but it seems like you have at least some sort of influence with energy and with your imagination and with the things that you create and the environment that you set up. | ||
| I think that's one of the most important things that I've ever learned from psychedelics. | ||
| Absolutely, yeah. | ||
| And just being in a mindset to try new things, whatever, whether they're chemical or experiential or whatever. | ||
| But cautiously try, too. | ||
| Cautiously. | ||
| Obviously, you didn't find out all this information about it after you've tried all these things. | ||
| No. | ||
| You knew that... | ||
| Yes. | ||
| What's the one thing that you ever did where you're like, oh boy, here we go? | ||
| In what way? | ||
| And you're like, this might be a slippery one. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| A slippery one. | ||
| I mean, I've had a few slippery ones in my day, but... | ||
| I think a lot of the really potent psychedelics have the ability to induce terror if you're too high of a dose. | ||
| I've had that happen with both DMT and psilocybin. | ||
| So, just so many different occasions. | ||
| I've never had anything where I... Well, actually I have. | ||
| Yes, I have. | ||
| I've had a few kind of close to what I would consider overdose of psychedelics where the dose is just so high that I think there might be some physical toxicity. | ||
| But with those sorts of cases, it's very difficult to differentiate between what is motivated by fear. | ||
| You know, a lot of people, even when they're sober, they'll... | ||
| I don't think they're having a heart attack, but it's just a panic attack, or it's not even a panic attack. | ||
| The mind is so informed by the body, especially in a psychedelic state, that it's very difficult to say if you're drinking ayahuasca and suddenly your heart starts beating fast. | ||
| Is your heart beating fast because you're scared, or are you scared because your heart is beating fast? | ||
| Do you concentrate on the heart or the fear first in order to calm yourself down? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah, and you might be throwing a puzzle that you can't wrestle with. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it just runs you over. | ||
| It's just too much. | ||
| And you're just there in utter fear and terror until it slowly leaves your system. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I overdosed when I ate that one bad shrimp chirping, you know, like six months ago. | ||
| I mean, I couldn't walk. | ||
| My legs would not work. | ||
| They were failing. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He got over seven grams. | |
| That's a lot. | ||
| It was too much. | ||
| And that's just a guess that was over seven. | ||
| It could be way more than that. | ||
| Yeah, you're silly. | ||
| You went too hard, son. | ||
| That's not necessary. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did you come back well? | ||
| Or did you come back fucked up? | ||
| It took me a while, like a day, a good 24 hours after until I fell 100%. | ||
| But didn't you learn something from the experience? | ||
| Yeah, my bathroom was like Tron, the original Tron. | ||
| If you two had a conversation, I'd say, which one of these is 24, and which one of these is almost 50? | ||
| How old are you now, 37? | ||
| 37. 37. He's 37, and you're 24. You see that? | ||
| And he votes too. | ||
| I took Molly the other day, and it was... | ||
|
unidentified
|
Molly? | |
| Molly. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's the MDMA? Yeah, and it was very... | |
| I've noticed something recently doing shrooms, and it happened for some reason with Molly this last time, so it makes me wonder how much of it was really Molly. | ||
| But I can see so much better when I'm on a psychedelic. | ||
| Like, it seems like my eyes work, you know, because your pupils are bigger, so you're probably looking more... | ||
| Do you have bad vision? | ||
| No, I mean, like, brighter. | ||
| Brighter. | ||
| I mean, everything's a lot brighter, though. | ||
| Like, I can almost see in the dark. | ||
| Brighter dialogue. | ||
| Yeah, and it makes me, and I had this thing I was thinking of, like, it would be weird if, like, all the shit that you see when you're shrooming is there all the time, but your eyes adjust to this certain lightness or this certain level of being open that you see it more when you're on shrooms. | ||
| So, like, when you're seeing, like, you're looking at your hand and you're seeing, like, this crazy shit all around it, like these, like, vines that are growing over it, what if, like, that shit's there all the time, but you're just, like, focusing in on that layer of Hamilton Morris, we throw to you. | ||
| Is that possible? | ||
| I'm the only one here qualified to answer that. | ||
| I would say, if I had to answer for you, poppycock. | ||
| Is that what you're about to say? | ||
| It was just one of the things I thought of while on Molly because I was looking like, jeez, I can see in the dark right now. | ||
| Before he answers, let's make a bet. | ||
| Let's make a bet. | ||
| Because I say he says it's bullshit. | ||
| What do you say? | ||
| It's just a theory. | ||
| It's a what if. | ||
| I know. | ||
| No one knows. | ||
| I would probably say, no, it's your brain just shutting down, going crazy. | ||
| You've got to support your own theory. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No! | |
| I'm just saying it's a what if. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I'm not fucking subscribing to it. | |
| I'm not saying he's even right. | ||
| I would say he would be exactly what he says on everything. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's all bullshit! | |
| He takes the safe road, which is what I do. | ||
| Well, he takes the scientific route. | ||
| I take the scientific route way more. | ||
| I go angels and unicorns. | ||
| I'm looking for Bigfoot, bro. | ||
| I'm always looking for Bigfoot. | ||
| But I know I'm looking for Bigfoot. | ||
| I know I really want Bigfoot to exist, but I don't think he does. | ||
| But I really want him to. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Right. | ||
| And you don't see anything exists in the first place. | ||
| None of this is colored or has any... | ||
| Nothing actually looks the way we perceive it. | ||
| Reality is a sensory phenomenon. | ||
| And so to say what things are actually like is already problematic because it's a sensory experience. | ||
| So how do you... | ||
| Yeah, that is fascinating, isn't it? | ||
| It's almost impossible for people to really wrap their heads up. | ||
| Your mind puts that red in that picture. | ||
| Your mind puts the dark in someone's hair. | ||
| Your interpretation of the world. | ||
| And then that's the total stolen talk. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I wonder, man, if the color blue... | |
| What does it look like to you, man? | ||
| When you see the sky, what does it look like to you? | ||
| We really don't know. | ||
| We do know that it is different for some people. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Really? | |
| How different? | ||
| Well, I mean, there's this issue of linguistic relativity and color naming. | ||
| There's been a lot of scholarly research into the issue where certain primitive societies have fewer names for colors, and so they'll only have black and white, and black will encompass red and blue, and white will be green. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So it's not cross-culturally defined in any way. | ||
| Dude, it must suck to get your car painted there. | ||
| Get your car painted in the jungle? | ||
| I asked for blue, this is red, you fuck. | ||
| They're like, same shit. | ||
| That should be the end of the podcast right there. | ||
| We just all lost complete, total enthusiasm. | ||
| I don't even know how we got onto the subject of the color. | ||
| Where'd that come from? | ||
| He was saying that he saw vines crawling all over his arms. | ||
| Oh yeah, the interpretation of things around us. | ||
| I love Molly though, and I think it's one of the most beautiful drugs ever. | ||
| Is it illegal? | ||
| It's totally illegal. | ||
| But Joe, have you done it? | ||
| I've only done MDMA, and I only did it once. | ||
| You take your wife to Hawaii, you sit on the beach, and you do two each, and you just sit there, and you will fucking have the most beautiful time in the whole entire world, and you're going to have a reset. | ||
| You're going to be so... | ||
| You and your wife are going to connect in a way that you've never had since you started dating, and it's going to be amazing. | ||
| It will... | ||
| I highly recommend it more than anything. | ||
| Wow, look at you. | ||
| You're like a little love bug. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| It's the best. | ||
| You're like a little love bug. | ||
| You're so happy now. | ||
| Get pure Molly. | ||
| You will have the time of your life. | ||
| Hamilton Morris, you're a young fellow. | ||
| How do you find a mate that can deal with any of this talking and conversation? | ||
| How are you, a 24 years old, guy or girl, I don't know if you're gay or straight, but how do you find anybody to hang out with? | ||
| That you would, you know, I mean, at your age, man... | ||
| Do you start off looking in trees, or do you just... | ||
| 24-year-old chicks, man, I'll tell you right now. | ||
| It's going to be a tough conversation at dinner. | ||
| Yeah, well, I don't know how many people that are interested in the scientific element. | ||
| I have a few close friends who are scientists who I talk with about this kind of stuff. | ||
| So when you date, what do you do at work today? | ||
| And you start talking about phenylalanines and all this different crazy shit. | ||
| Do you have girls, do their eyes glaze over? | ||
| Or do they look to you for guidance? | ||
| I mean, it depends on what their academic background is. | ||
| But yeah, I would say most people are not interested in that sort of thing. | ||
| I'm trying to phrase this as nice as possible without actually saying it, but you must get mad amounts of stoner pussy. | ||
| At least thrown at you. | ||
| At least. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| You're an online stoner hero type dude. | ||
| Those chicks must launch it at you. | ||
| You don't use the Twitter enough. | ||
| I don't, yeah. | ||
| Maybe today's the day that I start. | ||
| Hamilton Morris, one letter, one name. | ||
| No space. | ||
| He's got one tweet. | ||
| But if you're going to have one tweet, this is the fucking tweet to have. | ||
| What was your tweet? | ||
| You have one amazing tweet. | ||
| What is your one tweet? | ||
| Do you remember? | ||
| Not off the top of my head. | ||
| It's a pastor quote. | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| Trying to find it, man. | ||
| Brian, why don't you talk while I'm trying to find this? | ||
| Hey, please vote for me on the Shorty Awards. | ||
| Go to desklaw.tv and at the top of it click on vote for me. | ||
| I'm getting beat by a WWE wrestler that has half a million hits so I won't win, but it just makes me feel happy that I'm in second place at least. | ||
| Hamilton Morris only has one tweet and this is it. | ||
| In the realm of scientific observation, luck is granted only to those who are prepared. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's romantic. | |
| You can have one quote. | ||
| By the way, I think that quote's kind of hacky. | ||
| There's a couple versions that are out there. | ||
| Somebody fucking ganked this quote. | ||
| Who? | ||
| Luck has only granted those prepared. | ||
| Success is when luck meets preparation. | ||
| It's the oldest quotation ever. | ||
| They just doctored that shit up and made it fancy. | ||
| They made it sound a little profound, a little more profound, but really basically they doctored an old saying up. | ||
| Those fucks. | ||
| But, if you're going to have one quote, that's it, dude. | ||
| And I like how you didn't even use quote marks. | ||
| You did use a period, though. | ||
| You used a period. | ||
| Alright, yeah. | ||
| Maybe you should attribute it to someone, but it's easy enough. | ||
| Yeah, they should figure it out, right? | ||
| You didn't write that yourself, did you? | ||
| Burn out, then you fade away. | ||
| Like Def Leppard? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Did you say that? | |
| Hamilton Morris, this has been our worst podcast we've ever had, but it's only because of us. | ||
| Really, you were amazing. | ||
| Every time we called upon you, your questions were great. | ||
| We just got Brian a little too stoned. | ||
| Hey, it's all my fault! | ||
| I got a little too stoned, and it threw us off a little. | ||
| But it was fascinating, man. | ||
| You don't have to turn the music on. | ||
| I didn't mean to do it that way. | ||
| Let him pump up his shit, man. | ||
| I know, I was going to do it. | ||
| So if people want to watch any of your stuff, it's Hamilton's Pharmacopeia. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| That's what it is? | ||
| In Vice Magazine. | ||
| In Vice Magazine. | ||
| Is there any one site that's the best place to access all your stuff? | ||
| Vice is the main place. | ||
| I usually post new things on my blog. | ||
| Also, Harper's Magazine. | ||
| So they should Google it, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But not today, because Google's down, bitches. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| No, it's Wikipedia's down. | ||
| Wikipedia's down. | ||
| The protesting SOPA. Yeah. | ||
| They're trying to take it, folks. | ||
| They know. | ||
| They know the end is near. | ||
| Good for them. | ||
| They know. | ||
| Good for who, bro? | ||
| People are rising up. | ||
| Big corporations like Google and Wikipedia for standing up for this shit. | ||
| Well, I heard it's dead. | ||
| I heard the bill is dead as it stands, but they're going to try to rework it. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's terrifying. | ||
| It must terrify you. | ||
| I mean, you're on the internet constantly and you're doing illegal shit. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it could have some implications. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| The idea that they can just come in and take down your site at their discretion, and this is right after the NDAA, National Defense Authorization Act, passed, which is another terrifying thing. | ||
| They can just arrest you. | ||
| They don't have to have a warrant. | ||
| We're in weird times, man. | ||
| They're coming after your dual cassette recorders, guys. | ||
| They're coming after your fleshlight. | ||
| So buy another one. | ||
| Go to JoeRogan.net and click on the link for the fleshlight. | ||
| Answer on your code name ROGAN and you'll get 15% off the number one sex toy for men. | ||
| Hamilton Morris, if you want, I can have some shipped to you. | ||
| You don't have to say anything on air. | ||
| Just wink twice. | ||
| You're good. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Shipment on the way. | ||
| No worries. | ||
| It's an effective masturbation product, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| It's a weird subject. | ||
| It's much like psychedelics. | ||
| It's really underappreciated. | ||
| It's physical maintenance, I think. | ||
| I think it's good. | ||
| The body needs to be able to breathe as often as possible, and that's too distracting. | ||
| You don't want to involve all these different people in your life and have sex with them. | ||
| Get yourself a flashlight, kids. | ||
| It's not that expensive. | ||
| They last a long time, as long as you don't do what Brian does to them and fist them. | ||
| Turn them inside out. | ||
| Show's going on. | ||
| Anyway, go to JoeRogan.net and click on the link for the fleshlight and enter in the code name Rogan. | ||
| Thank you to Onnit.com, O-N-N-I-T, makers of Alpha Brain, New Mood, Shroom Tech Sport, Shroom Tech Immune, all that good shit. | ||
| If you go to JoeRogan.net, click on the Alpha Brain logo. | ||
| Enter in the code name ROGAN, you get 10% off. | ||
| Thank you, Hamilton Morris, for coming down. | ||
| And please start using Twitter. | ||
| You're too fucking cool to not be on Twitter. | ||
| We want to pump you up. | ||
| Please follow Hamilton Morris, H-A-M-I-L-T-O-N-M-O-R-R-I-S, on Twitter. | ||
| And make this motherfucker tweet. | ||
| You need to contribute, bro. | ||
| You're a part of the hype. | ||
| You're a valued member. | ||
| If people want to watch his stuff, any of his stuff, just Google Hamilton Morris. | ||
| That's the simplest way. | ||
| Because Vice, they do awesome shit, but it's crazy trying to go to that site and navigate it and try to find anything. | ||
| If anybody wants to come to Chicago, tickets are almost sold out. | ||
| That is the 27th, and it's with me, Joey Diaz, and Duncan Trussell. | ||
| That's the Chicago Theater, Friday, January 27th. | ||
| That's going to be fun as fuck, because then the next night, is UFC on Fox? | ||
| Hamilton, thank you very much for being on one of our most awkward podcasts ever. | ||
| But you were a delight to talk to. | ||
| You're a wealth of information and a cool motherfucker. | ||
| Thanks a lot, buddy. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Thanks for having me. | |
| All right, folks. | ||
| We will see you next week. | ||
| That's it for this week. | ||
| I've got to get some fucking sleep. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| And the Ice House. | ||
| I've had no sleep for days. | ||
| I've never been more out of it doing a podcast ever. | ||
| My little girl's been throwing up and no sleep at night. | ||
| And coming from Brazil, I'm a mess. | ||
| So if I sound half-retarded today, I will bounce back. | ||
| I promise you. | ||
| Next week, I'll be strong. | ||
| I'm going to take some Alpha Brain and some fresh squeezed juice and want to get the party started. | ||
| So we'll see you guys next week. | ||
| I think Greg Fitzsimmons is doing it. | ||
| Sweet. | ||
| I think Brian Cowen wants to do it as well. | ||
| We're going to do Brian's as well. | ||
| We have a new podcast starting Friday, Brian Cowen's new podcast pilot. | ||
| It starts at 7pm Pacific and then right after that we have an Ice House Chronicles. | ||
| We put the tickets on sale. | ||
| Tickets are on sale right now at icehousecomedy.com and it might have Burt Kreischer and it might have Duncan Trussell. | ||
| It's going to be a big surprise but it definitely has Brian Cowen. | ||
| It's whoever's in town. | ||
| All of our friends are in town. | ||
| We just decided to do this show yesterday. | ||
| So if the tickets are not on sale, they will be soon. | ||
| So that's Friday night, 10 p.m.? | ||
| 10 p.m. | ||
| Podcast starts at 9. All right. | ||
| And then the podcast, Ice House Chronicles, you can watch it here on Ustream slash Joe Rogan. | ||
| Ustream.tv slash Joe Rogan. | ||
| Or you can get it on iTunes, but only on the Death Squad label. | ||
| So you have to subscribe to Death Squad to get that. | ||
| And there's a lot of other cool podcasts on that. | ||
| Sam Tripoli's show, The Naughty Show. | ||
| One of the funniest, naughtiest shows I've ever had last night with Penhouse Pet 2012. Oh, and Brad Williams. | ||
| Brad Williams was hilarious. | ||
| We'll get him on. | ||
| If he can get permission. | ||
| Alright, thanks everybody. | ||
| We'll see you soon. | ||
| Bye-bye. | ||
| Hamilton, smile. |
Export Selection