Brian Redban joins Joe Rogan to dissect SeaWorld’s orca attacks, including the 1991 incident and a trainer’s death in 2009, critiquing captivity’s ethical void. They debate organ memory, execution for remorse-less criminals, and VR gaming’s potential vs. motion controls’ flaws. Rogan links distractions—like gaming—to avoiding life’s chemical signals, comparing mastery to Quake’s challenges. Exploring Egypt’s age via the Sphinx’s 7,000–9,000 B.C. erosion, they reject Tower 7 conspiracy theories but note government deception history, like the Gulf of Tonkin. The episode ends with Redban’s viral "bah face" pranks and a abrupt technical freeze, leaving unanswered questions about ancient civilizations and human nature’s darker sides. [Automatically generated summary]
I mean, could you imagine what that must have looked like?
You're there, and all of a sudden the killer, he grabbed her about the waist and just started smashing her back and forth, just ragdolling her.
He just had enough.
He just said, that's it.
That's it, motherfuckers.
It's really incredible that we think it's cool to do that.
And then we go and watch them.
It's really like, zoos bum me the fuck out.
we went to a zoo in Australia while we were there and there was a cool part of it was the crocodile cage because I don't think that crocodile gives a fuck where it is I I think crocodiles are so dumb.
I mean, their minds seem so dead.
They just lay there with their eyes closed underwater for like hours at a time, but they don't have to breathe.
They don't have to breathe for like an hour.
So they just lay underwater and just do nothing.
And just sit there.
They don't run around and play.
When you pass the monkey cage at a zoo, that shit's depressing.
Because they don't want to be there.
When I was in Denver, there's a zoo in Denver, and the monkey got in his fucking cage and was howling.
This horrible howl.
And it wasn't a big cage.
This monkey was screaming out like a tortured soul.
It was like a man in prison.
You know, let me out of here!
The monkey was just, what?
Just screaming at the top of his lungs.
And I was like, you know, this is not good.
Like, this is not cool to do to them.
For what?
So people can stare at him?
I mean, that shit might have flown in the 1930s, you know, back when there was no zoos.
We kill what they eat first so that it's not as brutal for us.
Somehow or another.
Someone else kills it, you buy it killed, then you feed it to them.
That's ridiculous.
That's not a mass murderer, dude.
Mass murderers are just fucked in the head.
They're not killing for food as part of a natural cycle.
They're just nuts.
When you get a nutty person, the problem is human consciousness is so more complex, supposedly, than animal consciousness because we have the ability to alter our environment.
So you can't have...
Someone whose consciousness is haywire.
When you have serial killers, mass murderers, what you have is someone whose consciousness has just gone off the tracks and into the woods and you have just chaos.
And if a society is aware of itself, it has to realize that there's certain issues that are going to come up when you have crazy people running around killing your family and your friends.
So you've got to kill them.
What you're supposed to do with someone like a mass murder, if you're absolutely convinced, That's the problem, really.
The problem is the court system.
The court system is so fucking corrupt, and so many times DAs and prosecutors are just trying to get a guilty verdict, and they don't give a fuck if someone is guilty or not.
There's many, many, many instances where cops have framed guys that were innocent.
People have gone to jail for years.
It turns out through DNA evidence, they were framed.
I mean, that's happened many, many, many...
That's the real fucking problem.
But if we could be absolutely sure that we knew that somebody was a mass murderer or a rapist or Anyone with no remorse who hurt other people and could hurt someone that you care, you gotta kill them.
Why keep them around?
There's too many fucking people.
I mean, look, it's not like they're not gonna die eventually anyway.
It's not like if you don't kill them, they're gonna fucking cure cancer and live forever.
No, they're not gonna do anything.
A mass murderer is not gonna contribute to society.
Yeah, but that's an interesting topic because there was a thread on the message board on my website where people were talking about organs having a memory.
And all these people who...
all of a sudden they knew things they couldn't have possibly known.
I mean, I've heard of many things like that where people all of a sudden had cravings for certain types of foods and they had no idea that the person...
I mean, this is not just one instance.
And see, the thing is about memory...
We don't know where memory is stored exactly.
They know an incredible amount more than the average person about the way the human body works.
Much more than people knew a hundred years ago.
Much more than even a decade ago.
But they don't know everything.
There's a lot of questions, man.
First of all, with the human body, your cells regenerate every seven to ten years.
I think it's seven years.
So, literally every cell in your body We don't fucking
know.
The other idea is that the memories are stored in the neurons.
Well, if that's the case, because the neurons are the only thing that stay.
The neurons you get or the neurons you get forever.
You don't get new ones.
They don't regenerate every seven years.
But the heart is filled with neurons.
It's like one of the biggest clusters of neurons in the body.
It's right up there with the brain.
And I think people who have had heart transplants, I don't think it's that preposterous that they would have memories.
Okay, that's possible, but it's also possible that it's real.
And that's the problem with skepticism.
With skepticism, when it comes to something that we don't understand, that's the problem.
You run the possibility of excluding something because it seems irrational.
But the reality is, we don't have enough information to decide what's rational and what's irrational.
Just the idea that you have memories at all is fucking nuts.
How about the idea that you can change people's memories?
They say that especially right after something shocking, if you start talking to someone and introducing new ideas to them, they'll re-remember the whole situation.
They'll change the whole way they remember things.
Have you ever thought of something in some way and then you go back and you watch the video and you're like, God damn, it wasn't like that at all.
I don't trust my memory that much.
I trust some things.
There's some things that I know that are recorded in there forever for real and no doubt about it.
There's some things because I've made sure that I've kept that memory like I've had some Pretty intense experiences where I made sure, like, I am going to make sure that I record this one.
But other ones are a fucking blur, man, you know?
There's a lot of them that are blurry.
You know, you look back on your high school years, like, Jesus Christ.
It's like slideshows, and I barely remember any of it.
I'm actually pretty good with a lot of weird memories, but then the other day I was trying to think of somebody that I actually hung out with for three years when I was a kid.
And don't remember his face at all.
My sisters are like, you don't remember him?
We hung out all the time.
I remember him, but I don't have any idea what he looks like.
It's not as difficult to remember all the things you need to remember with brain surgery, but it is just as difficult in a way because there's no real path.
I mean, you can suck as a comedian.
You can't suck as a brain surgeon.
You're fucking going to jail.
So it's obviously a lot more discipline involved in brain surgery because you have to do it correctly, but...
Both are equally difficult to actually fucking do and put.
Anything in this life is difficult if you're going to really do it.
I mean, just think about if you started tomorrow and you wanted to be a computer programmer.
You don't know shit about computers.
You're starting from scratch, and you want to be a computer programmer.
To a person that has no experience whatsoever and decides I want to take on a new career.
I want to be a computer programmer.
I want to code for video games.
Good fucking luck, man.
How about I want to create video game engines?
I don't know where.
I want to be the next John Carmack.
You're fucked, man.
You're fucked.
That shit will take forever.
Anything that's worth doing takes fucking forever to get good at.
And comedy is no different.
Music is no different.
I often look at people playing piano or playing guitar or something like that and I go, how cool would that be to be able to just fucking jam on the guitar?
If you could play war games with a keyboard and a mouse, there's these dudes that play Quake professionally.
Those motherfuckers can move that mouse cursor and put it on an object instantaneously.
You know, they know exactly where that cursor is going.
They play so much that when they move that mouse, the mouse and a keyboard is way more accurate than that joystick thing.
The joystick thing is kind of difficult to manipulate the toggles and exactly where the crosshair goes.
But if you have a mouse, you can put a mouse.
If you understand how quick...
You know, it all depends on, you know, everybody likes the difference.
Some people like high sensitivity, some people like low sensitivity.
But the bottom line is, once you get used to whatever it is, you move the mouse, the cursor goes in certain directions, they can put it, like, exactly where they want to instantly.
So it's not like when you're in a helicopter and you see the insurgents, you gotta, like, Move the crosshairs and get them in line.
We have them in line.
We have them in line.
No, it's bang!
I mean, they could do it so fucking quick.
I mean, that would be some crazy shit if you could have drones and have that guy Fatality.
What if the graphics were, like, 3D... Fucking super dope virtual reality type shit and you had a virtual gun and you're running down a hallway shooting at all kinds of shit.
Like you have a gun in your hand and it reads this gun.
Come on, man.
That would be the shit.
And the actual running that you take place, like maybe that would be the shit if you had a fucking warehouse.
Like a virtual reality warehouse.
Like you enter into the door, you put on this helmet, and it's just a flat-ass warehouse.
They just said the other day that in the future that they're going to use, like, Google Maps and, like, Street View of Google Maps and you're going to be playing video games of, like, your street.
They've already been able to take images and implant them in people's minds.
And they've been able to read images from people's minds.
Like read what you're thinking about.
Like you can look at something and the computer, like there's some sort of sensors that they hook up to your brain and then it sends the image to a computer and it can tell what you're fucking looking at.
Like, that's nuts, man.
Because eventually, I mean, this is in very rudimentary stages of technology where they can only pick out shapes and shit.
But eventually, they're going to be able to fucking see what you're seeing.
But it gets to a certain point where you read certain things and you gotta go, alright, people are full of shit.
And there was no internet back then.
It's not like, you know, there was a copy of the Bible on Wikipedia and people kept altering it.
But everybody was like, no, that's not what it says.
And they went back and changed it.
You know, they didn't, the Old Testament, they didn't even write that fucking thing down for like a thousand years.
It was just stories.
You know, and the idea that those stories, you can't tell, I can't tell a story to him And he tells it to his girlfriend and his girlfriend writes it in her blog and it's the same story.
It'll be fucked up for sure.
I can't tell you how many times someone has gone to one of my gigs and I've said something and then a guy will quote on Twitter Like, oh, dude, that was so funny last night when you said this about that.
I'm like, damn, I didn't say that.
You're saying something fucked up.
What I said was a lot nicer.
But when you realize that memories are so fucking...
There's no way you could be that accurate over a thousand years with people talking about it.
And then on top of it, the original Old Testament Bible was written in ancient Hebrew.
And to this day, they only know three out of four words in ancient Hebrew.
Twenty-five percent of the words, they don't have a clue as to what they mean.
Not only that, letters and numbers were the same thing back then.
There were no numbers.
So the letter A was also the number one.
So there was like numerical value in words.
Like the word love and the word God, they have the same numerical value in ancient Hebrew.
But as soon as they translated that to Latin and to Greek, that shit was all gone.
That shit was all lost.
So, for this dumb bitch to sit and think that God wants people to put to death that they're gay, Miss Beverly Hills.
But this beauty pageant thing that we saw at the hotel, it was dark.
I mean, it was really dark.
Because there was all these weirdo fucking religious people with their kids dressed like whores.
It made no fucking sense.
I mean, no sense.
Because we were there on a Sunday, and they were talking about church.
There was all this church talk.
You got your girl dressed as a fucking prostitute.
There's a six year old dressed as a prostitute and you're talking about church.
They had high heels shoes on.
I mean like this high.
Which the only reason why shoes have heels like that is so that women's legs look longer so that guys think about them when they're pushing these long legs back and fucking the shit out of you.
That's what that's for.
That long leg thing, what do you think that's there for?
You're sacrificing how you can walk.
How about that?
Just so that men want to fuck you more than we already do, which is...
Yeah, if you want to work in business, man, it's like there's an agreement.
Everyone has to know that you are willing to wear something completely ridiculous because you're following by the very obvious rules of behavior.
It's going to be really easy to predict behavior.
What you're doing.
That's what people like.
Like, I'm a gentleman.
As a gentleman, well, I feel this.
I'm a gentleman.
We've got its tie on.
Hello, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.
It's like there's this agreement that you're not going to get too crazy.
It's like my Dr. Phil impression.
Bottom of my shoes are shiny.
They are very slippery.
I'm not chasing after anybody.
There's something to that.
There's something to this silly outfit that you wear that's uncomfortable.
Like, if people started doing business and they had, like, rash guards on, like lycra rash guards on, like they're ready to go do jiu-jitsu and shit, you know?
Like, why would that be bad?
But it is bad, you know?
You can't have, like, board shorts and...
You know what I'm saying?
Running shoes on, and you look like you're ready to fucking pounce on people.
Nobody wants that in business.
When you go to business, you have to be dressed uncomfortable.
Howard Stern talked about it on the radio, and I guess he did a giant dose of acid, like way too much.
And he was like all fucked up for like a long time.
Like he was hearing voices and it was just like a real psychotic episode.
And, you know, that's a really, that's a thing about psychedelics.
You got to make sure you don't fuck around and do too much.
Like Dennis McKenna had an experience like that too.
Dennis McKenna, who's Terrence McKenna's brother, they're both famous psychonauts, psychedelic pioneers in the 70s.
They went to Brazil and he took like way too much mushrooms and he lost his mind for like two weeks.
He couldn't communicate with people.
And the last time I did DMT, I was fucking whacked out for like two solid weeks.
You wouldn't guess if you were talking to me.
I was totally normal.
I did shows.
The shows went great.
I went to work.
I did Fear Factor.
That went great.
You know, nothing got fucked up in my life, but my head was like...
I felt very...
You know how you feel like your consciousness is like in a foundation?
Your consciousness is like, you know, like...
It's like, boom.
It's solid.
This is me.
Good morning.
You wake up in the morning.
Hi, honey.
You kiss your girlfriend, brush your teeth.
This is fucking solid.
When I did the DMT, my consciousness was like a little tiny raft in a fucked up ocean.
I kept having these ideas that cars...
We're going to come launching themselves over the boundaries and hit my car while I was driving.
And I'm like, why am I thinking this?
I'm like, what is this about?
And then I realized that what it was was this idea of worrying about possible disasters was my ego's way of regaining ground and letting me know that it has to have a certain amount of real estate in reality and that If you want to do crazy,
crazy psychedelics and go into other dimensions and communicate with entities and reevaluate your whole position in the world and humankind's position with each other, that's all well and good.
But there's some real shit in the world that the ego has to be there for.
And the ego was like sending me a message.
Um, dude, what if a fucking car launched itself out?
You better be fucking paying attention.
Like there was a certain amount of where it was such a mind-blowing experience.
That there was a wrestling match going on in my head between my ego and between this new information and accepting all this new information from the psychedelic trip and incorporating it into the way I look at everyday life.
You think about someone who's like a real shaman.
They're living in the jungle and they're all at peace in the world.
They're not calling people douchebags on the internet.
There's a certain amount of enlightenment that if you achieve it, It's going to make it very hard for you to function in the regular world.
And I think that's one of the most important things about psychedelic trips.
There's a lot of cripples in the psychedelic world and in the weed world too.
There's a lot of people that they're so into these experiences That they can't incorporate it into their everyday life.
And they're almost crippled in their everyday life because of it.
And no psychedelic experience is worth anything unless you can take what you've learned from it and enhance regular life.
Enhance your communication with people, your relationships with people, enhance the way you look at the world, enhance your career path.
You know, the kind of friends you hang around with.
Unless it can enhance you.
The reality is, we live in this world for 8 hours a day or 12 hours a day or however long you're awake.
This world, this shit, this concrete world is real.
And you have to manage your way through this.
Psychedelic drugs make it very difficult to do that if you want to have a regular job.
I think the main thing with psychedelics is it opens up a door.
In the past, I've been offered DMT, but I won't do it because when I first did mushrooms, that opened up to a door of things I never thought of or saw before, and it's never going to go away.
It didn't damage my head, but now that I know that exists, I know it's there.
And so when acid did the same thing, but there's a point where I have to go, okay, is this door, does this door need to be open?
Is this anything positive with this door being open?
And some drugs are like that for me because like salvia was the closest to the point where I was like, okay, that is a scary door that I opened up because that just pretty much made everything seem fake.
Like, it was like, this world is fake, everything's fake.
And I know that's not true, but it opened up that door where I'm like, okay, that's almost too much of a door.
I shouldn't have opened up that door.
I'm never going to be able to get back that thought of not knowing that was there.
If you can't bring it back and incorporate it into your everyday life, and sometimes you open up these doors, you're like, what the fuck am I going to do with this?
And that's one of the reasons why it becomes an escape.
I don't think it should be an escape.
I don't think you should ever escape reality.
You're here.
This is life.
Life can be a magical, fucking intense, fantastic experience if you manage it correctly.
But if you just want to escape all the time, I've got to think that you're probably fucking up in this life.
And that's imbalanced, you know?
The people that always want to go.
It's like the same thing with video games.
Remember I told you about this dude?
There was this dude who used to be a manager at the Comedy Store that was addicted to EverQuest.
Just completely addicted.
8, 10, 12 hours a day.
Lost everything.
Lost his job.
Lost his life.
He just was so pale.
You would see him.
He was so pale.
Looked like he never saw sunlight.
Like he would order in food and never leave the fucking house for days.
And he came down to the Comedy Store one night and he goes, it's so weird.
I'm so good at making money in my online life and so bad in my real life.
He was starting to realize that he's a fucking loser in this life because he's He's excited and puts all of his passion and energy into this other life.
But that's just really because this other life is a new and exciting thing.
You know, a new and artificial thing and he can control it from his computer without dealing with emotions and dealing with all the, you know, the fears and anxieties that the real world presents.
But the reality is, if we live life in a computer screen and we were offered the real world as a video game, the real world would be so much more fantastic.
You know, we just don't think of it as being fantastic because we're so goddamn used to it.
You know, if we lived life in a computer, in a computer monitor, and that's how you were when you were born, and then one day someone said, you know, hey, we've developed this new game that allows you to go outside.
And you go outside and you actually get laid.
And you can go and have a real drink.
And you feel it.
You do a real shot of Jack Daniels.
You go, holy shit, this is real.
I can't believe it.
You know, you go get laid for real.
And you drive a car for real.
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You'd be like, dude, the real world is the fucking shit.
The reason why we want to play video games is because it's a world that we can control completely independent from all the pros and cons of this solid world.
Completely independent of the emotions and the insecurities and all the shit that we all experience but we don't like.
But the reason why we experience insecurities and anxiety and anger, these are all like little chemical signals to guide you towards a proper life.
Like what I found in life, most importantly more than anything, is that the way that I'm the most happiest is if I'm putting out positive energy.
I'm putting out positive energy to people, to friends, Positive energy on stage, positive energy with my writing, my work, with anything I'm doing, it's all friendly and positive and happy.
And if you do that, you know, you can have a fucking fantastic life.
The problem is, it's just difficult to do.
It's hard to keep your shit together.
It's hard not to lose your temper.
It's hard Not to, you know, be obsessed with something and get sidetracked.
And that's what, like, gambling addictions and masturbation addictions and all that shit.
That's what that's all about.
It's like you're trying to distract yourselves from all the pain of being a human, you know?
I mean, I think fucking Hunter S. Thompson had a quote like that.
Like, man making himself a beast to get away from the pain of being a man.
I forget exactly what the quote was.
Something along those lines.
We distract the shit out of ourselves because the game of life is fucking hard to do, man.
Just like a video game is hard to do.
You remember back when I used to play Quake all the time?
I played Quake hours and hours a day.
And you and I played Quake online.
We played against each other.
And you can tell the difference between someone who's playing all the time because you get really good at it.
You know where the rockets are going to go.
I was sticking rail guns up your ass and electric to you.
It's good for me because you get used to playing against a guy like that.
It's not as fun as playing against a guy who's like your speed.
But it's really good for your game because it makes sure that you capitalize on every mistake.
Sometimes you'll play a guy who's not as good as you and you're like, I don't worry about this because if I miss, this guy's going to miss and I'll have another shot.
But with Max, every time you miss, you're like, fuck, I better sit down for a while.
Anyway, I believe that...
The Hunter S. quote is actually from Samuel Johnson, an English author.
Thank you very much, sir.
I thought it was a Hunter Thompson quote.
Thank you.
C.J. McElhinney.
McElhinney.
It's...
How...
What about names like Schwarzenegger?
How the fuck did that ever get through?
What culture ran out of sounds so they had to string together something nutty like that?
It's got diagrams in it and really good illustrations and diagrams in it.
That's weird.
Yeah, it's really complicated.
They found that temple in Turkey.
That is 7,000 years older than the pyramids.
A very complex stone temple carved out of stone and shit.
And now they have to rewrite human history.
Because 7,000 years before Egypt is 9,000, 10,000 BC. And 10,000 BC, they already had temples and were worshipping shit.
That throws a monkey wrench into the whole gears of the idea of cultural evolution.
And there's been this guy, John Anthony West...
John Anthony West, look that up on Google because this guy is fascinating.
He's got an awesome DVD series called Magical Egypt.
And this guy is obsessed with Egypt.
He spent his entire life studying Egypt.
And he believes that the Egyptian culture goes back way, way, way before the established timelines.
Like the established timelines for Egyptian culture is like 2500 BC. That's when they think the pyramids were built, and that the culture goes back a little bit before that, but not much.
And he thinks it goes back like 35,000 years.
He thinks that people have been around way, way longer, and that there was some big break somewhere along the line, like probably some sort of a natural cataclysmic disaster, like a meteor impact or something like that.
You know, and it could be, you know, 10,000, 15,000 years ago.
Like, they don't know when it was, but they think that there was, like, an advanced culture, and then boom, it got fucked up, and then culture rebuilds, and society rebuilds, and then what's left is, like, they're living in this shit that was made thousands and thousands of years ago, and they tried to imitate it and recreate it, and they can't.
And he believes that that's what it is.
Like these fucked up pyramids that they have in Egypt.
It's not that these pyramids were like the first pyramids.
He thinks much, much more likely these pyramids were probably like people were trying to duplicate other shit.
Duplicate shit that was already there.
You know, they believe that...
Actually, that's not his theory.
That's someone else's theory.
His theory is...
One of the things is about the Sphinx.
They brought in geologists...
And the geologists have, like, documented the erosion of the Sphinx, and they say that it's water erosion.
Like, thousands of years of rainfall have cut deep fissures in the whole enclosure where the Sphinx is.
And the problem with that is, the last time there was rainfall in the Nile Valley was like 7,000, 9,000 B.C. So that would mean that the pyramids, or the Sphinx rather, would have to be like 7,000 years older than the established timeline.
And so, of course, none of the Egyptologists like the guys have been teaching forever that the pyramids and the Sphinx and all that was built about 2500 BC. They never want, they don't want to accept it.
They go, well, where's the evidence for this culture?
Like, it's right there, man.
There's fucking rainfall for thousands of years have created this.
And geologists are universal about that.
There's no one who's disputing that.
The geologists are all saying he's got hundreds.
This guy, Ron Schock, who's a professor at Boston University, has got over a hundred professional professors and geologists to sign off on the fact that this is undoubtedly water erosion, which completely changes the timeline for when the Sphinx was built.
And there's a bunch of that shit going on in Egypt.
They believe that it's like probably, you know, maybe even 30,000 years old.
There's a mass extinction took place on the earth Somewhere around 10,000 years ago.
And that's when the woolly mammoths died instantaneously.
You know what I think about Zeitgeist and all that stuff?
There's a lot of Zeitgeist that's poorly researched, like the stuff that he said about Mithra and the different gods and stuff that are just like Jesus.
A lot of that is really poorly researched and incorrect and been proven wrong.
There's a website that says, I think it's common, debunking Zeitgeist or something like that.
I forget what the website is titled, but I mean, the guy just breaks down all the errors that the dude who made the movie made.
And this is, you know, he's quoting references and showing very clearly That the Zeitgeist guys have made some big problems, big fuck ups.
And I think his whole, how sure he is that September 11th was designed and perpetrated by the US government and that Tower 1 and Tower 2 fell because they were detonated.
Like, you're sure of that?
Look, no one's sure of that.
That's crazy.
All this talk of free-fall speed and the towers fell at free-fall speed.
Yeah, they fell pretty fucking fast, but that's what happens when shit falls apart.
It falls apart pretty fucking fast.
Especially shit that's super heavy and gigantic and all that weight is on and it's all just collapsing.
Who the fuck knows what happens when you build a building that way and you fly a fucking giant plane filled with jet fuel into it.
The only way to really know, I mean you can have theories, but the only way to really know is to build another building and fly another jet into it exactly the same way and see what happens.
And if it falls down exactly like that one...
Then the argument's pretty much over.
And if it doesn't, then you have to go, well, okay, well, what was inside the building?
Did it all burn the same?
Was it exactly constructed the same?
You know, and then you've got to try it again.
I mean, you have to fucking have more than two buildings to go on.
And everybody's like, buildings have never fallen before.
Look, the government does some nasty, evil shit.
That is absolutely a fact.
But you don't know.
You don't know what happened there.
And to say that you know is just as bad as people who blindly trust in the U.S. government.
The thing that I have a big question about when it comes to September 11th is Tower 7. And if you watch video online, there's video of Tower 7 falling, and it falls just like a controlled demolition.
I mean, it just goes straight down, whoosh, all at once.
And it's really crazy to watch, man.
You know, because, like, it implodes from the basement down, and every level falls apart, including, like, jets of energy, like, spraying out of windows like there's blasts.
I mean, maybe that could be because it's collapsing.
It also makes sense, the whole standing on a pop can thing, where if you stand on a pop can and you knock a little bit off the side, you're not falling over, you're going straight down because of the weight.
I think with all that shit, I'm like, yeah, I'm glad there's people that freak out about it and care about it because without them, the government's going to get away with a bunch of shit.
People who think the government would not kill people, this is all you need to know.
For sure, they start wars that don't need to be started.
That's 100% fact.
For sure, the Gulf of Tonkin incident that got us into the Vietnam War, That was a fake fucking attack on Americans.
They faked it.
And they faked it and made this big deal about it so that everybody would get fired up and realize we have to go to Vietnam.
That's fact.
This is history.
You know, and the fact that they wrote up a thing called Operation Northwoods, the Northwoods document.
And the Northwoods document was they were planning attacks on Americans.
And they were going to, this is in 1962, and they were going, this is signed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff, by the way, and vetoed by Kennedy.
They were going to attack Guantanamo Bay.
They were going to lob grenades and mortars into Guantanamo Bay and possibly kill American soldiers.
They were going to blow up a jetliner and blame it on the Cubans.
And they were going to tell Americans, we have to go to war with Cuba.
Well, people were going to fucking die in that war, for sure.
And people were going to die in a war that Americans didn't want.
And so they decided to do what's called a false flag and make attacks on Americans and blame it on the Cubans.
And that's a fact.
They're willing to kill people.
And only 3,000 people died in September 11th.
For sure, that's a lot of people.
I'm not making light of it, but...
In comparison to how many people have died in Iraq during the fucking war, they're talking about like a million civilians have died in Iraq since the invasion.
If you don't know what the bah face is, and this is a thing that went on for literally, like, five years.
Every time I took a picture with someone, like, you know, someone came to a show and they wanted to take a picture with me, Every time, Brian was behind them like this.
I think the last one I did, or the one that made me realize I needed to stop doing it was the one I did to Brock Lesnar, and I was so drunk, and the next day I'm like, I did not do it with Brock Lesnar.
Well, there's weird people that, like, there's weird people that fucking, like, take pictures that they take with you and, like, put them, like, in their living room, frame them.
I went to this guy's house once.
We did this Fear Factor thing.
Please don't tell me that Firefox is fucking crashing again, you dirty cunt.