Joe Rogan and Brian Redban dive into Apple’s iPad vs. laptops, mocking its impracticality while praising the Kindle’s backlight—then dissect internet troll Edward Cotflappo’s bizarre Steve Jobs/Bill Gates comparisons. Rogan contrasts childhood trauma’s impact on consciousness with wild predators’ brutal instincts, citing Grizzly Man and Liberia’s cannibalistic warlord (General Butt Naked) for shock value. They critique drug laws, DEA overreach, and political theater, praising podcasting’s flexibility over traditional radio. The episode ends with Rogan’s tech musings—his BMW’s iPod system—and teasing an iTunes release, blending absurdity with sharp cultural observations. [Automatically generated summary]
We started a little bit late today, but it was all my fault.
Brian was rocked and locked and loaded this time.
I just fucked up.
I was tired because I had to do the Kevin and Bean show this morning and I had to get up early because I have to leave my house.
It's kind of far from them.
What the fuck, people?
What's going down, bitches?
Happy New Year.
Brian is all in a tizzy about the goddamn iPad.
And me, I Twittered that I don't need an iPad because I'm a fucking man and I can carry a goddamn backpack with a laptop and I don't complain like a little bitch.
And this seems like...
It's got less shit than a laptop.
If you're going to go on an airplane or somewhere, you want a fucking laptop.
You want to be able to get on a computer.
You want to be able to send someone a real goddamn email and attach something to it and send a real link.
Easy.
Copy and paste.
Old school.
You want some nutty fucking finger things you have to...
I'm not going to sit and watch you strut around and talk about your fucking computer.
I enjoy your stuff.
I think your iPhone is a goddamn work of art.
Amazing.
If Verizon had it, it would be the greatest phone in the history of the universe.
But I can't use it as a phone.
I use it to me.
I carry two phones.
I carry a BlackBerry and Verizon that's a fucking phone.
I can call people.
It sucks.
It's a terrible phone.
It's like a drunk iPhone.
Like when you compare the two of them together, there's no comparison.
Like sometimes, say if I call you and I have a little picture for your face when I call you and I go to call somebody else, when I start calling somebody else, your picture will show up and then it'll change.
So it's like the things like, oh, who am I calling?
It's like it's dumb.
It's a dumb phone.
It's like it does what you want to, But it takes a couple extra seconds and it stumbles.
The Storm 2. Yeah, the Storm 2. The screen is awesome.
It's a nice big-ass screen and I like that.
And the touch screen is not too bad.
It's pretty easy to type.
Even this way in landscape mode, it's good.
It's weird.
It gives you a little feedback, which really isn't necessary, but it's not bad.
And as a phone, it's great.
But compared to the iPhone, just getting on the web is just like you're doing it in an old wooden car.
What I'm thinking now is I'm thinking, alright, I like my iPhone, but I only use it because once in a while I want something small to surf the net and do basic shit with.
I think they're trying to keep it down price-wise under $500.
Because here's the thing, if you're going to buy a book reader right now, you're on Amazon.com, you're looking at the Kindle, the big Kindle, that's $10 cheaper than this thing.
Meeting fucking some people from your message board?
But, you know, the bottom line is for real.
It's like you're meeting people all over the country.
Anyone when you're doing stand-up.
What difference does it make if you meet them online first?
Wouldn't that be smarter?
You know?
Yeah.
The only way to interact with people is...
I mean, the internet is the greatest for that.
There's people that could never have relationships, that didn't have any friends, that had nothing going on in their real life, but they developed whole internet worlds, man.
Quake player buddies of mine, when I was seriously addicted to playing Quake, there's dudes that lived their whole life on the internet.
And that's where all their friendships came from.
And you get to know people like they're in...
You know, it's...
It's a little more...
It sounds crazy when saying that you meet people from the internet, but it's really probably pretty intelligent.
Girls that use dating sites, they used to be thought of as losers.
You know, you'd hear about, like, oh, her sister, she's on fucking Match.com or whatever the fuck it is.
Like, oh, poor girl, what the fuck?
Then you think about being a chick.
All the fucking scumbags out there.
Wouldn't you want to, like, listen to them talk for a while first?
Like, see what nutty shit they want to say in their email?
This guy says, Joe, ever heard about reverse speech?
Everything you say says something in reverse.
Now, ordinarily, I would say, that's retarded bullshit.
But, I smoked some marijuana right before we did this broadcast, and I'm like, man, who the hell knows?
Maybe.
Maybe we just don't know that in language, you can reverse it, and it can show true intention.
Is that possible?
By the way, your intonations and...
No.
I mean, I don't think it is, but...
Maybe it is.
What the fuck do I know?
Well, you know, things that are possible are so nutty.
You know, why do you think that, I mean, that could be just some weird side effect of speech that when you reverse things it says the opposite of what the person, or what the person really means is possible.
Shit.
Who the fuck knows?
The world is so nutty as it is, the fact that we're on this sphere That hovers around this gigantic nuclear explosion and it flies to the galaxy.
But everybody wants to talk about the cast of Jersey Shore renegotiating their deal.
I mean, that's like the number one conversation.
Or how many more millions are they going to give Conan O'Brien at Fox?
Or how many more chicks did Tiger Woods fuck?
Is his wife going to get back together with him?
It's like we get so caught up in nonsense.
And I've been trying to figure that out more and more as I get older, like what it is.
Because it's not just, I say, you know, people.
I say we.
I get caught up in that stupid shit too.
I was wondering what was going to happen to John when he left Kate because he wasn't making any money anymore.
And all of a sudden he has to pay mad alimony, you know, because I think they probably negotiated that shit when he was on the show and he was making good money.
But they kicked him off that show and then they're going to sue him.
And the poor dude, you know, I mean, he just fell apart in front of the whole world.
First, he fell apart in front of the whole world because he was married to that chick who was just treating him like shit.
Like, you would watch that show and be like, wow, that bitch is harsh.
But then you realize, god damn, could you imagine having eight kids with that weak dude?
That guy's such a bitch.
You would be like, ugh, ha!
I can't count on this motherfucker!
Come on!
Get up!
You have to work!
Come on!
Just lazy and soft and dull-minded.
But he got on TV, and when he got on TV, I think girls just started saying, You shouldn't take that from him.
She's a bitch.
She doesn't appreciate you.
I see you on that show.
I think you're so hot.
I think you're so cool.
Next thing you know, he's in there.
Oh shit, I'm hot and cool.
Oh shit!
He didn't realize that he himself had been tricked by fame.
That would be like an animal that's trying to commit suicide.
If that was the evolutionary thing, the dogs loved it, you'd spray your shit, the dogs liked it, they'd want you to spray it, so they'd want to kill you all the time.
Joints are good because you only have to light it once.
But really, if you want to do it the healthiest way, a vaporizer is the way to go.
And don't think that eating it is just as healthy.
People think that eating pot is just as healthy.
It is.
I mean, it's not going to kill you, but it will freak you out.
And one of the reasons why it freaks you out is because it produces this thing called 11-hydroxy.
It's a metabolite that your liver produces when you eat marijuana.
And apparently it's not psychoactive when you smoke it, so you don't get the same effect.
But when you eat marijuana, it becomes like four times more psychoactive than if you smoke it.
So if you have a lot of weed and you make brownies with them, that's the problem with these things.
You eat a brownie and you're like, what the fuck?
You can't believe how much weed is in it.
You have to sit down.
It's because as it's going through your system, it's creating this 11-hydroxy metabolite, which I like.
One of the reasons why I like it is because it makes me very self-critical.
It makes me examine all sorts of things about myself.
If there's anything about myself that I don't like, if I'm being lazy, if I'm being a douchebag, if I'm being short with people, if I'm not focused on what I really should be focused on in my life, anything that might be bugging me, my subconscious mind, This 11-hydroxy makes you think about it, like, in depth.
And it can really freak people out.
If you've got some shit that you're pushing in the back of your head, you know, it's like what people call, I was paranoid, I was paranoid.
I think what paranoia is, is people that, when you get high on marijuana, I think what paranoia is people who just are, they're getting too much information for them to manage, and they haven't done such a good job of managing their consciousness in the first place.
And so when this stuff is hitting them, what's happening is they're just, it's overload, and they can't control it, and they freak out, and they say, I can't smoke weed.
It gets me paranoid.
But I think it's more indicative of this, you don't really know how you feel about yourself.
You don't really know how you feel about life.
You're looking at life through barriers because you're trying to not see everything, because you're trying to focus on one particular thing with your life or trying to get your shit together.
And you don't realize how many things about your life really are freaking you out and bothering you until you smoke pot and pot just Makes you examine them.
You know, we, as people, we like to avoid shit that bugs us.
It's like when people overeat to get over some childhood molestation, they don't even fucking realize what they're doing.
They're just distracting themselves with something else.
You know, I think we do shit like that all the time.
I mean, the experience of being paranoid when you smoke weed, it's to get you to look at yourself.
It's to get you to look at life.
You're not looking at it all as clearly as you could.
And those jolts of perception, you misinterpret as paranoia.
What you're doing is just dealing with the information that's already been there.
Just the fact that you're this fleshy, temporary, soft, mushy creature that is literally connected with nothing above your head except gases and air and then fucking space.
And above that, there's asteroids and planets and fucking giant nuclear explosions and suns.
And it's all right there.
And you're just this thing that doesn't exactly know what it's doing and is kind of like going along with the flow of everybody else and sitting in traffic like everybody else, hoping that someone of us is like guiding this thing.
But they're not.
No one's guiding shit.
And that is, if you're not thinking about that, if you haven't addressed that as a human being and you start eating fucking pot brownies, that shit will club you over the head.
You'll freak out.
You'll be scared.
You'll You'll curl into a fetal position, you know?
What life really is, is frightening to people.
And marijuana will expose the fuck out of that.
Expose what it really is.
You know, this is not a goddamn movie.
That's the problem.
We are living life like it is a movie.
Because we're fucking...
We really are programmed by culture.
I think...
I mean, I love movies.
Don't get me wrong.
I love CDs.
I love songs.
I love all...
Forms of expression.
All entertaining forms of expression.
Except dance.
Dance like musicals?
That doesn't mean shit to me.
When I see choreographed dancing, I'm like, oh, you're moving together?
So the video is this redheaded guy that gives like a speech for four minutes and it's kind of like Leave Britney Alone style and it's just, it's, you don't want, he brings up God and religion through it and stuff and it's just, you sit there like terrified of this guy.
Yeah, that's why people really have to have compassion.
You know, if we really are all the same thing, this is my theory if you haven't heard it before, and I had this when I ate some pot, and I was on a boat in Hawaii, and I was on this boat, and we were fishing, and there was dolphins that were next to the boat.
The dolphins were playing with us.
They would get by the boat, and they would jump up in the air, and we would go, Whoa!
And every time they'd jump up in the air, we'd go, What's up?
And when we would do that, they would get excited.
And so they were showing off.
They were communicating with us.
I was like, God damn, they're so conscious.
And I started thinking about it like they're responding to us.
I wonder what life must be like, what consciousness must be like for the dolphin.
And I wonder if it's similar to humans.
And I wonder if it's the same.
I was thinking, I wonder if they have the exact same consciousness.
It's just filtered through an entirely different environment, a totally different skin, you know, you're in a fish's body, and a totally different way of communicating, a totally different language that's almost indecipherable, but what if it's exactly the same thing, the inside, the consciousness?
And then I thought about it, I'm like, oh my god, what if that's the case with people?
What if we are all exactly the same thing, we just are transmitted through different biological filters, different life experiences, different childhoods, different everything, different bad genetic rolls of the dice.
I mean, people are born with different ailments and diseases, and people are born crippled.
You know, the reason why you're supposed to have compassion is that easily could have been you.
It's just like a filter that the consciousness is going through, but the consciousness is one thing.
It's all the same.
You are just like me.
Your uniqueness has to do with your biology and your interpretations of your experiences as you're growing up.
Your unique personality that everybody talks about when you're a child.
Could easily be attributed to what kind of machine you're running.
You know, let me tell you something.
Everybody's biology is different.
You know that if you watch porn, right?
There's people that were blessed with gigantic dicks, and there's poor dudes with little tiny dicks, and there's girls with incredible bodies, and there's other girls that like...
No matter what they do, they can't lose that last 20 pounds.
That's just fact.
That is what it is.
You're born with variables.
There's variables with oranges.
You'll see one orange is big and another one that's not so big.
They're not all the same.
These various chemicals and then on top of these various chemicals that are all in balance, all these different hormones, on top of that, then it's like how does this particular model interact with its environment?
Your own unique experiences.
I mean, how many times have you seen something your friends didn't, and it fucked you up for the rest of the day?
You know?
You know, like you see someone get hit by a car, or you see something, and then you have the same friends.
You go to the same...
And all of a sudden, you don't want to hang out with them anymore.
You think that things are frivolous.
You think they're being retarded.
You hear about a girl getting raped, and you're the one who freaks out.
You see one thing, and it will set you off in a certain direction.
And it's like, so who the fuck knows what your personality is?
Who the fuck knows how much of it is your body?
How much of it is your experiences?
How much of it is what you learned from your parents?
And how much of theirs is the same shit?
How much of your personality is really just you reacting and saying what you have to say and doing what you have to do to get by in your environment?
But at the core of everybody, from fucking serial killers to the most compassionate people on earth, It's very likely that the consciousness is the same, male, female, that's all biological.
It's very logical that the thinking, it's very possible that the root of it all, when you think about yourself as you, that it's all the same.
Yeah, that's really interesting because then when there's personality tests on websites, like those dating websites we were talking about, you take personality tests.
So you're all trying to take a test that's based on what?
That's just like the same people that have glitter tags on their MySpace pages.
What are you taking?
You don't know what your fucking personality is like?
Why don't you go sit down in the grass by yourself and think about shit?
Take a goddamn meditation class.
At a certain point in time, as a human being, you become responsible for your own biology.
And that's what we don't teach people.
What we need to teach kids in school, there needs to be, you know, you have math and you have English, and these are all very important subjects, but what we also need is how to manage your mind.
How to think.
How to think correctly.
How to, when something comes up in your life, how to deal with it and turn it Into something to your advantage.
How not to go into a negative spiral and have your whole fucking life fall apart because of one thing.
It's very important that people learn how to think.
How to control your mind.
How many people actually do that?
It's not that many, right?
It's not that many people really know how to think.
How to think positively.
How to affect the people around you as positively as you can.
How to move your life into a healthy place.
Very hard to do.
It's because we're all starting from scratch.
We're all starting from scratch.
We're all trying to read books.
We're never taught that shit in school.
If they really want to teach you how to be a good employee, how to make a good living, being a better person, being better at being a person, being better at managing your life is very important.
They should be teaching kids how to think correctly early in school, and they should have discipline.
And I don't mean discipline by like, you know, do what everybody tells you to do.
That's not discipline.
What discipline is, is you have to do a certain amount.
You have to do something.
Do anything.
Anything that's really hard, like whether it's swimming or archery or playing chess or You know, doing jujitsu.
For kids, having something that's difficult to do is very important.
They need to be pushed.
You know, it's very, very important.
You can develop so much more of who you are if you've already pushed your boundaries.
If you've been lazy your whole life, it's so hard to get out of not being lazy anymore.
And this is all shit that they should be teaching in school, man.
They should totally be teaching that shit in school.
You know, it's not just history.
You know, when I was a kid, they fucking taught us Columbus discovered America.
I mean, he still celebrated Columbus Day, but I think now they say he landed in the West Indies.
Let's read some questions, ladies and gentlemen.
Are we serious about that dolphin stuff?
Yeah, man.
Dolphins rape other dolphins.
Oh, I know they do.
They do.
They rape other dolphins.
They eat dolphin babies.
It's, you know...
Infanticide and dolphins, I think that's what it's called.
What they do is the female dolphins try to fuck as many male dolphins as they can...
Because if they run across a male dolphin that they haven't fucked and they have babies, the male might kill the babies to get the female to breed.
Because the females won't breed while they're taking care of their young.
So they have to fuck as many male dolphins as they can so that when they do come across a male dolphin and he sees them with a baby, if she fucked him, he won't kill the babies because he doesn't know if they're his.
We see evolution in dolphins and it's in a very strange scale.
It's very much different than ours.
It's like they're super intelligent and cognitive.
They have these amazing abilities to communicate, but yet they can't move anything with their hands.
They don't create anything.
So they're out in the wild.
So their world is just way harsher.
They're basically...
Dolphins are like the fucking blue people in Avatar.
The blue people in Avatar are super intelligent, but these motherfuckers live in the jungle.
You gotta be hard.
You ain't like some soft dude behind a computer keyboard.
You gotta be like that crazy bitch shooting arrows at those crazy black dog things.
That's what dolphins are like, man.
They're in the fucking woods.
They're in the ocean, but there's sharks out there, man.
Killer whales eat dolphins all the time.
They're cousins.
Imagine if your cousin ate you.
Killer whales will fuck up some dolphins.
They fuck up sharks, too.
Killer whales are the pimps of the ocean.
They're just running shit, you know?
They don't take shit from nobody.
You know the only people they do?
It's people.
It's the only thing that they take shit from.
Because people...
This is a story that I wrote on the internet, and this I would like to ask you, Twitter people and people watching on Ustream.
I wonder if it's possible that this is a true story.
What I heard was that the orcas, or killer whales, used to attack people and been attacking people for a long time, but then after World War II, they stopped.
And one of the reasons why is because American soldiers were apparently targeting killer whales in the ocean for practice.
You know, that's how they would work on their, you know, shooting out of their planes.
And they would drop bombs on them and shit.
The whales just completely stopped eating people.
I mean, that doesn't, that seems like something somebody made up, right?
Doesn't it?
But what if it wasn't?
That would be pretty fucking crazy.
You know, because I know cultures do have, like, images, like old Eskimo images, just like a killer whale attacking people, like really ancient stuff.
I wonder, uh, that'd be interesting if they knew what was up.
You know, if, like, oh, these motherfuckers can fly now and drop shit from them.
They're like, okay, we're good.
We won't eat anymore.
We're done.
Just about we tap.
Can you imagine?
If they eat everything else, why wouldn't they eat people?
They save people all the time.
Like, that's really nutty.
When you're talking about an animal that's that intelligent that murders dolphins.
When people fall in the ocean, killer whales have been known many times to Nudge people towards boats and help them.
Then none of them fuck with people because we have the ability to change our environment.
They're just as ruthless, just as smart, but they're fucked with their bodies.
They're little fucking flippers and shit.
They'll fuck you up if you're in their world, but that's what you need to get by in their world.
Our world requires much more finer moves and our ability to manipulate shit.
Like, have things gone just a little bit different in evolution, if you believe in evolution?
You know, the dolphins could easily be brought in shit.
The killer whales and the dolphins.
Imagine if there was something like that with us.
If those are all the same intelligence, imagine if there's something like that with us, like some giant trolls that were just as smart as us and would come in and kill people.
Just show up at your village and start eating us and just jacking us.
The last time I went, I wrote that piece about the zoo, the animal prison in the blog.
But I realized that I was super baked.
Like we talked about earlier, when you're super baked, you're much more sensitive.
And I was watching these animals and I'm like, this is a horrendous life.
Just because they can move doesn't mean they're alive.
They don't allow the predators to kill and eat.
That's like they take you away and you can't talk to people ever again.
You get locked up in a room by yourself and something else other than you has to stare at you.
You don't even get the one pleasure that animals that are predators get.
The reason why they go after the kill, it must be orgasmic.
I mean, it's what they need to stay alive, and they're doing it with their mouth, and they're feeling the life leave the animal, and I mean, it's imperative for them to be really awesome at killing things in order for them to survive.
So, what must that feel like to them?
It must be incredible.
I mean, it feels good for us to fuck, and there's so many of us, it's like, it's not even important if we fuck.
You know what I'm saying?
But it's your body...
It's so programmed by all the years of evolution to think that it's very, very important to make new human beings.
So you get this fantastic reward when you fuck.
It just feels so good.
And what it really is is just nature trying to trick you.
Nature making sure that you're rewarded for doing what you have to do to stay alive and to continue the race.
Well, with a jaguar, every day you have to kill some shit.
The fucking, the physical rush, the sensation of chasing something down as it's running through the forest.
You're not sure if you're going to get it.
And sometimes they get away.
BAM! You got that motherfucker right by the neck and you feel its heartbeat and its legs are kicking and you just put that little antelope down.
That must be fantastic.
It must be fantastic.
And you don't even give him that.
You just put him in his cage and you slide cold meat in a tray and he eats it and he's just like, what the fuck?
But what if they were to do it like they had a huge open crazy space and they made it kind of like fun and everything that they would want, but then they would like throw in like, oh, here's a cow into the situation.
I bet a lot of you guys knew about those lions in Africa.
But, you know, you talk to them because you're on the internet and shit and you're savvy enough to be on the Ustream.
But how many fucking people really, you know, know anything about the animal world or space or, you know, I mean, you start seeing things about, like, hypernovas.
They blow up, like, everything, like, within, you know, 100 million fucking light years and everything gets cooked and they happen all the time throughout the galaxy and you're like, what?
Like, what is this?
They talk about how if one happened, like, anywhere near us, we'd be, like, cooked instantly.
Like, it just blows everything apart all around it.
Like, this insane event where these spirals of energy blast out from the sides.
It's fucking nuts.
It happens, like, hundreds a day all over the universe.
It's like, to not be into documentaries, to me, seems way crazier than to be into them.
There's so much nutty shit going on out there, and no one cares, you know?
Two out of three are saying these three reviews are on the front page.
Anyway, the documentary itself, if these poor guys could get their DVD to work, it's fucking incredible.
I mean, it just shows you how quickly life can adapt.
You know, there's these, you know, the Amazon rainforest has only existed, not the Amazon, rather the Congo, has only existed in that form for like a few thousand years.
And thousands of years before that, it was like grasslands.
So there's animals that are trapped inside the Congo that are animals that live on the grass plains.
Like rhinos are trapped in there and deer and antelope.
And there's one little antelope that has developed the ability to swim underwater because the Congo is filled with water.
Developed the ability to swim underwater up to 100 yards and it eats fish.
And it's a fucking antelope.
And it's got these little short ass legs.
Because evolution dictated that this animal change.
I mean, and that happened over 2,000 years.
There's a fish in the Amazon that comes out of the fucking water and walks.
And it finds another water hole and then there's this fucking bird that eats it that looks like a goddamn dinosaur.
It's a six foot tall evil giant bird with this crazy big ass fucking beak like this big killing machine attached to its face and it's got these dead eyes like these dead crazy dinosaur eagle eyes and it jacks this fucking old dinosaur walking fish and you're like whoa that's a nutty goddamn place.
This eagle is on top of a cliff and there's all these goats and it's just grabbing them and throwing them off the cliffs so they would die and eat them at the body.
I don't want to mess with any different new things.
This sounds crazy coming from someone who's done as many psychedelics as I have, but I think the shit that you should do is the shit that people have been doing for thousands of years.
You can't go wrong with San Pedro cactus.
You can't go wrong with cannabis mushrooms.
You can't go wrong with those things.
Ayahuasca, you can't go wrong.
I mean, you can go wrong.
You lose your fucking marbles.
Don't listen to me.
What I'm saying is...
New stuff?
Like, you know, hey man, try this new shit.
Scientists fucking in NASA labs, man.
They just came up with it.
Um, no.
Don't do anything that people haven't been doing in a long time.
It's fucking really bizarre that we enforce it so strictly.
It's such a strong ethic in our culture that if we catch you using certain plants that have nothing to do with me, they're not affecting me at all, but if I catch you with these plants, I'm allowed by our laws to lock you in a cage.
How crazy is that?
If you have a giant-ass bag of mushrooms and you are driving on your way to the woods and a cop pulls you over and says, what are you doing?
You're like, well, I'm about to have a spiritual experience with the Lord.
The cop will go, what the fuck are you talking about?
Well, I have these mushrooms that I'm going to go out to.
They have these things I just found, I don't know if I told you this or not, where they go over the claw, you use glue, and you put glue in these little claws and it goes over the claw.
it's me my people this dude is saying I did a job CT Dirt says, I did a job and these people fed wild raccoons and they scratched at the door like a cat.
Wow, that's crazy.
That's nuts, man.
Makes sense.
I've seen squirrels that you can feed.
There's a park in North Hollywood and if you bring peanuts, especially if you lie down so the squirrel doesn't feel like you're in a threatening position to chase after them, You know, you lie down, like, on your stomach, and you hold up, and the fucking squirrel will come up to you real gingerly, make sure you're not crazy, and he'll take that peanut.
And some dudes that the squirrels know really well, they'll just sit right in front of the dude and eat his peanuts.
Like, right there.
Like, there was this one old Chinese guy that apparently goes to the park every day, and he brings peanuts.
And so he's sitting there with these peanuts.
These squirrels are coming right up to him.
They're just holding his hand while they're taking the peanut.
Because it would be, talking to people, your mind would work so much better than it works With, you know, sitting in a normal environment like here talking to you and sitting on a couch and the lights and the laptop and all this input coming in, you don't realize how much this has an effect on your ability to, like, see things clearly.
And you see things very, very clear in that tank.
And I think if you're in that tank and you just start talking, it's going to fuck up a little bit of the experience because you're going to hear things.
You're going to hear yourself both in your ears, you'll hear it in your ears, and you'll hear it in your head.
His negative energy is like the safest, most non-dangerous negative energy ever.
He's a nice guy.
Leave him alone, you fucking creeps.
Why won't Dana let you show your tat in the UFC? No, it's not that.
It's a distraction.
It's not necessary.
It's not about me.
When I'm on the UFC, it's 100% about those dudes that are fighting.
I just try to do my part, my commentary, and explain, and be enthusiastic, and be appreciative.
But it's not about me.
That's why I dress like such a retard.
I'm not trying to shine.
I'm wearing a nice suit.
You know what I'm saying?
Look at my cufflinks.
Look at them diamonds.
I'm not trying to look good at all.
I'm just trying to do my job.
What's important is not me.
What's important is these guys fucking throwing their bones at each other in the octagon.
It's not me.
What kind of weed did we smoke before the show?
Well, Mr. Federal Agent.
That's one of the funniest things that I like when someone will ask a stupid question and someone will go, like, laziest homo ever.
Laziest pedo ever.
Laziest DEA agent ever.
And it's become a standard...
I don't know who was the first one to do it, but I've seen it on many forums.
I don't know where it started from.
But so many people do that now.
Someone will ask a dumb question, and someone will chime in.
You know, chime in with that.
I mean, it's really funny.
Like, whenever people ask, like, drug questions, like, hey man, if I'm in Tallahassee, where can I get DMT? And someone will write, laziest DEA agent ever.
Well, they've passed one step of a multi-step process to making it legal for responsible use.
For adults over, you know, probably over 18 or 21. I mean, it should be over 18, I think.
I think that's reasonable.
You know, like alcohol, I think alcohol should be 18 with supervision.
Meaning, like, you know, it should be okay for, like, your dad to give you a beer when you're 18 years old, you know, or you come with your dad to a place where his buddy has a bar and, you know, just gonna come with my boy, just gonna have a beer.
He's never had a beer before.
You know, slowly introduce them into the world and make it like it's no big deal.
You gotta learn how to hold your liquor, okay?
You know what I'm saying?
Learn from your fucking father, you know what I'm saying?
As a young man.
Take away all the mystique of what alcohol really is.
And that should be the same thing with weed.
The real problem with Anything that affects your mind is that we don't have enough people out there that are explaining to people how to manage that shit.
And with alcoholics, at least they have Alcoholics Anonymous, and they can help guide you back on the right track, but there's no people out there that are telling you, You know, like, explaining to you how to incorporate weed successfully in your life for the maximum benefits.
You know, I mean, shit, maybe we should write a book about that.
Because it's a fucking good idea.
Because what really we need in this country, and it sounds like all spiritual crazy voodoo, but we need shaman.
And what a shaman is, in like, in the Amazon rainforest, the guys who make the ayahuasca, it's a dude who's been there, done that.
He's done it a thousand times.
He knows what to expect.
He knows what's gonna happen.
He's not scared of it.
He enjoys and welcomes the experience.
He can talk you through it.
You don't have to freak the fuck out.
This guy's going to help you.
He's going to sing songs.
He's going to comfort you.
They're going to play the drums.
And you're going to get to talk to dead people.
I mean, that's what it is.
It's a shaman.
And we need a shaman for marijuana.
And we really could use a shaman for alcohol, too.
This should be someone who culturally explains to the group.
I mean, it should be like...
Expressed as an ethic through the entire human community that it's wrong to be drunk and obnoxious and be a fucking douchebag and ruin other people's good time.
And that should be something we all agree upon.
It shouldn't be something funny like, Oh, remember that time you got drunk and ripped that girl's shirt off?
That should be horrifying to everyone involved.
All that is, is the reason why we don't address that is we have this crazy way of looking at drugs.
We look at drugs like somehow or another they're all bad.
Like they're all under this...
Same as one gigantic carpet of everything's bad for you.
You know, when I realized I needed to quit, I was writing a blog a day.
You know that one time before I filmed my special, I wrote a blog every day.
So I was up every night really late because that's when I write my best shit.
So every night I was drinking coffee at like 10 o'clock.
And I was, I mean, this kind of coffee too.
I don't fuck around.
I use a French press, you know, and it's like I grind my own coffee, you know, you get a burr grinder, and I get these beans only from, these Kona beans from Hawaii are my favorite.
This coffee will fuck your world up.
This shit is strong.
And I would take it at like 10 o'clock at night, and man, I couldn't get to bed until 5, 6 o'clock in the morning, and then when I finally did crash, I felt like shit the next day, and I did it a bunch of days in a row, and then I tried to stop.
And once I tried to stop, I got these serious headaches.
Like, dull, like pressing headaches.
Like, it didn't even feel like coffee could fix them.
It felt like I just, like, I short-circuited my brain or something.
So if you have a little case, like a statue, that you have your iPad in, just have that, throw that in there, turn it on, and you have Verizon wherever you go.
So what they're saying is that what if you use it like you have a Razer phone in your pocket and you go into the comedy club and you have this little thing the size of a little notepad.
Well, see, the problem is they started using Flash back in the day because that was an easy way to take video, put it on the internet so anyone can watch it because people's internet connections kind of sucked and, you know, and it was in one format.
What HTML 5.0 does is pretty much make, I think it's H2.64.
Like, video will just play in the browser, kind of like how a GIF works.
An animated GIF will work no matter what because it's made in the coding of the browser.
So this will make videos and stuff like that just be in the coding and just work.
Guess who's editing the HTML5.0 coding?
This is kind of interesting.
A guy that works at Google and a guy that works at Apple.
So you have long had this theory that there's a battle going on between Apple and Flash, and you think that one of the reasons why Apple has such a hard time working with Flash is to make it shitty on purpose so that people move away from Flash.
But the big thing is that no one in Silicon Valley works together.
Amazon and Apple, and they're all not working together as a team.
They're all having to fight and do the opposite of what this person's doing.
If Flash releases a new plugin that works with Firefox or whatever, but doesn't work for Safari, They're trying to work for Safari, but Safari changes something, and then it fucks all their shit up.
It's constantly like that with everything in Silicon Valley.
Okay, well, that dude who was talking earlier with TH Chitt and we were giving you a hard time with the radio wrote something, I completely apologize, sir.
I was out of line.
I did not know that you actually couldn't write the word fuck and you had to write all that other nonsense.
He's definitely smoked weed before, but man, I don't think there's any way he could be doing it now.
First of all, yeah, we do need a president that sees other ways of looking at things.
That's what we need.
Whether a president's a yoga master and he does it, you know, all naturally, or whether our president's a stoner, or whether our president's a guy who likes to go into the jungle and take ayahuasca with a shaman.
We need someone who has a leader's way of seeing the world.
Someone who sees it outside of this crazy, predetermined pattern that we're on right now.
You know, I mean, I wrote this article about...
It's on my blog about the Large Hadron Collider and how crazy it is that, like, at a certain point in time, science got to this weird point.
And I'm not trashing it in any way because I'm fascinated by technology.
I'm just making an observation that when we first started inventing things, it was to improve the quality of our life.
You know, we invented spears so that we didn't have to chase after the animals and bite them with our teeth.
You know, we invented things.
We invented houses so we survive under the rain.
But at a certain point in time, it got completely...
Past that, and now, even though we have all sorts of things to deal with with the human race, like poverty and what's going on in Haiti and Liberia, the Vice Guide to Liberia, if you haven't seen that document, god damn!
These fucking dudes went to Liberia, which is this crazy nation in Africa that has rampant cannibalism.
People are constantly killing each other and eating each other.
They're selling human meat on the street.
I mean, this one dude talked about it.
He was this warlord.
They called him General butt naked and this fucking crazy guy would kill babies and he talks about it.
How he would kill innocent children from the opposing tribe or whoever the fuck they were at war with, cut out their heart and they would all eat the heart and it would strengthen them for battle and make them invulnerable to bullets.
He ate a lot of people.
I mean, this guy talks openly about eating people, about what you eat.
If you're hungry, for hunger you eat like the soft part, like the stomach and the inside of the thigh because it's tender.
I mean, he's talking about like what you eat, what part of a person.
He was talking about how he turned this guy in, he was eating street food, like he bought some chicken skewers or something, and it was human meat, and he could tell because he's eaten it so many times, so he explained to the police that this guy's serving human food, and you have him arrested, and now the guy's like a crazy evangelist.
They didn't do such a great job putting the site together, but the footage is incredible.
What they're doing is just amazing.
They're getting deep into this.
Liberia is literally like a scene in a horror movie.
They went to a brothel in Liberia, and it's just like Saw.
It literally is.
It's like Hostel.
It's insane.
And it's real, and it's happening right now.
I'm posting it up on Twitter right now.
This is the first one.
this is part one but it's it really will change.
The apocalypse is here.
It just hasn't hit America.
It's here.
It's in Mexico.
It's in Liberia.
It's in Haiti right now.
It's all over the fucking world.
Big, crazy shit is happening all over the world.
This is not happening in America yet.
You look at how Liberia is, that's going to change the way you look at everything.
The fact that this could go on today, in 2010, and not even have it be a subject that makes the 5 o'clock news, that it's more important to find out some new girl that Tiger Woods fucked, I mean, really.
There's people in Liberia that are eating people on a regular basis.
It's fucking crazy.
Wait until you watch this.
They show it.
They show a guy with a human heart.
They show a kid, a young kid, talking about, oh, that's the good meat.
Um, do you watch the Pakistan gun market thing on Vice TV? No, the only thing I've seen on Vice TV right now is that Liberia thing, but that fucking, what those guys are doing is incredible, and I've heard all their videos are incredible.
Vice Guide to Liberia.
I just posted it on Twitter, but if you just go to vbs.tv, that's their website, and they have so much different shit there.
It's incredible.
These guys have giant cast iron balls.
I mean, this dude drove to this fucking town in Liberia that's like this...
Shanty town where there's no electricity.
There's piss and shit in the streets.
And this dude and the truck, they drove in there.
People started yelling, give us money, give us some money.
Like, it's crazy.
They could have been hacked apart alive.
I mean, literally, it's like a scene in a goddamn horror movie.
You know, it's almost like at this point in time, I thought that Right before Obama got elected, when it looked like he was going to win, I was like, wow, this is so crazy.
This guy's going to win?
It really felt like things were going to change.
It really felt like, wow, maybe voting is real.
This guy can get in office?
This guy's a black guy from a single mom, and the way he says he's going to get everybody out of Afghanistan and get everybody out of Iraq.
I'm not a military expert, but what we have to look at for real is we have real problems at home.
We have real...
I mean...
When you look at the enemy, you look at attacks on America, there's this big giant distraction.
The big fear is things we have to worry about from other nations, from all over the place.
There's a lot of crime and violence in America that we've got to worry about.
Before we worry about crime, a giant group called the Taliban acting to kill Americans, worry about the thousands of people that we kill every day.
How the fuck do we put a stop to that shit?
How do we put a stop to Senseless violent crime in America.
And then we gotta deal with the fact that we're right next door to Mexico.
And Mexico is way crazier than Iraq and Afghanistan combined.
More people get murdered in Mexico than anywhere in the world.
The war on drugs in Mexico.
There's five times more casualties this year.
Something like that.
Victor Dabula, the guy who does the Spanish version of my job for the UFC, Great guy.
He was living in Juarez, and he told me, it was some crazy statistic, you'll have to Google it, but it was like five times more people died in Juarez in one year than died in the Iraq War.
I mean, it's nuts, man!
They're just killing people left and right down there, and the reason why they're doing it is because there's so much money in selling illegal drugs to the United States from Mexico.
I mean, it's incredible.
These guys get so goddamn rich and they're fighting over so much that the violence is insane and they're killing police officers and politicians and they brought over fucking tanks and shit and they got tanks running through the streets in Juarez.
I mean, this shit is happening literally to a country that's connected to us.
You can fucking drive there.
You don't have to fly halfway across the world to deal with some conflict whereas the enemy is there.
The enemy is anybody who's murdering people.
Alright?
Anybody who's so fucking crazy they're killing five times more people than die in a war.
I mean, it's right there.
That's a war.
There's a war that we're not even involved in.
It's connected to us.
It's fucking dangerous.
They're getting rich as shit.
And they have tanks.
And who knows what they're going to get?
I mean, in Mexico, you could probably buy jets, you know?
They could probably buy, like, fucking U.S. Army jets from Russia.
Who the fuck knows?
They have billions and billions and billions of dollars.
I mean, they're so rich.
It's scary shit, man.
Very scary shit.
We're worried about what's going on in Afghanistan.
But the problem is there's money in Afghanistan.
There's natural gas.
There's money in Iraq.
There's oil controlling the natural gas pipeline.
The reason why people have been trying to get to Afghanistan over and over again for so many years, while the Soviets invaded them, they're trying to get the resources.
Whenever we fuck with other countries, we're trying to get their resources.
You know, it's crazy that we have countries still.
I mean, it's crazy that there's like an area where if you're born over here, you're fucked, you're shit out of luck, and we don't let you come to the good spot.
It's not like just one planet that we all live on.
We, like, separate it, we guard the borders, and we have fucking guns and shit, and they'll...
You know, there's, like, a lot of stories about Border Patrol shooting people that are, you know, like, holding a rock at 100 yards.
You know, you can't hit them with a rock.
You know, they just headshot them.
Bang!
He was threatening us.
You know?
Like, it's pretty nutty, man, just because you're on the other side of the fence.
It's such an uncompassionate thing, you know?
The whole idea of these teams, you know, and not allowing...
And everybody says, well, if you let them over, they would just come over in a swarm, and they would fuck up the whole culture.
Really?
Would they?
Aren't they already here?
I mean, in L.A.? I mean, how many illegals are there in L.A.? How much more would it be if it was legal?
Dude, there's less white people.
Do you think everybody would just come over?
If they said, okay, now there's no immigration, there's just one country, the United States, Canada, and Mexico, everything that's attached is one country.
The North American Union, this gentleman says, Pantera 33. Yeah, that's what it's supposed to be.
The North American Union is supposed to be this fucking crazy, how would you describe it, New World Order conspiracy that we're moving towards one world government and sort of how, like, in Europe they have the euro that, like, goes through it, one money source, that we're going to do that with the Amero in America.
And, you know, Lou Dobbs actually talked about it on CNN. But, you know, Lou Dobbs might be crazy.
Obama was really interesting when he addressed it.
He addressed it during his campaign.
He said he sees no evidence for that.
You know, and it makes you wonder, like, How much do you think they really know?
I mean, what do you think happens when they get in there?
I mean, do they meet with the heads of these gigantic corporations that spend millions of dollars on their campaign?
They must.
They must, you know.
I mean, that's one of the things they said about Bush, that Bush met with the heads of all these different energy companies and oil companies.
And it's like common practice that like, or it's common knowledge rather, that policy was dictated after he had these meetings.
Like they had worked it out.
I mean, how does anybody not expect that?
If you pay people millions of dollars, you give them millions of dollars of your money to get them into office, once they're in office, you bribe them.
I mean, you bribe them.
Why else would you spend millions of dollars?
I mean, if you're an oil company, why are you giving politicians all this money?
Because you want them to take it easy on you.
You're bribing them.
It's nuts.
I mean, it's crazy that that's legal.
And the Supreme Court recently just stopped the cap on spending on it.
They said that they treated them as an individual, that a corporation is like an individual, so they can spend as much money on campaigns as they want.
That's crazy!
They're going to have all kinds of nutty-ass commercials, like that talking dog commercial that they came up with.
Politics are so complex that at a certain point in time, you have to look at your resources.
You have to look at your life and go, how much time do I have to deal with this shit?
How much time do I have to take care of my children, to pay my bills, to manage my career, to go to the gym, to hang out with my friends, to...
Play a couple games at pool.
How much fucking time do you have in a day?
And that's why they can just fuck you and keep fucking you.
That's why these cigarette and alcohol companies get away with contributing millions of dollars to a partnership for a drug-free America.
And then they make commercials like the one with the talking dog that, you know, tells the girl to stop smoking weed.
It's just corruption and it's blatant and it's right in front of our eyes.
I mean, the system is so fucked up that it's almost like Someone else has to come in and fix it.
It's almost like we're like Lord of the Flies, just a giant, large-scale version of it, and we're just fucking going crazy.
We're allowing corporations and these dudes to make millions and millions of dollars just by fucking us.
All this stimulus money that went to all these banks that they don't have to account for...
It's fucking chaos.
I mean, that is a mad grab for cash where dudes are saying, well, we've got to give them their bonuses.
We don't give them their bonuses.
They're going to leave.
They're going to leave.
So that's why they should get millions of dollars of taxpayers' money while the whole economy melts in front of everybody's eyes?
That's incredible.
They're so bold that they want bonuses while everything's falling apart and going under because they have contracts.
And then they say, well, we're going to lose them to other corporations.
Like, no.
You're supposed to lose them!
Your fucking bank failed, stupid!
Holy shit!
I mean, it's amazing how just blatant they are.
It's almost like it's so corrupt that nothing's going to fix it.
And I feel like when I think about investing my time and trying to pay attention to it or, God, for a fucking bit, trying to do something to fix it, it's like it's so fucked up.
It would take a hundred lives of a hundred people living a hundred lives just to bring it back to baseline, just to bring it back to no corruption.
You know, politics in America are so fucked up and corrupt.
And when I talk to people that really know about it, I know some dudes who run some big businesses, and I've talked to them about politics, about what campaigns and what contributing is really all about.
It's fucking horrifying.
It's horrifying.
It should be all illegal.
It should be illegal for politicians to talk while someone else writes their speeches.
Totally illegal.
There's no way you should be a guy reading a goddamn script written by 20 experts in English and the right way to phrase things and great writers who know how to mimic some of the responses that people got to historical speeches.
Well, Teddy Roosevelt was in a similar situation.
This is what he said.
I think we need to address that.
The founding fathers of this country really knew best.
We need to address that.
They calculate it so perfectly to make you interesting.
We don't even know who the fuck Obama is.
We know that he's pretty cool, calm, and collected, but until you see a dude Until we have...
Obama does write a lot of his own shit, though.
You gotta give him that.
But it's all nonsense anyway.
If he was talking like that in your house, you would think he's crazy.
What we need to do as a nation and as individuals...
You guys ever talk about Michael Leonhart appointed the head of the DEA? No.
I don't know.
You know what?
It's like...
It's the same thing as opening up the doors to Mexico.
It's like, I don't know the solution.
And the problem with the DEA is, really, yeah, they shouldn't be busting people for pot.
Pot should be legal.
But there are some drugs that are fucking terrible for you.
You know, there's real drugs that are terrible for you.
And a lot of them are sold by fucking pharmacies.
Alright?
How about Oxycontin?
You got real problems?
Watch that thing we were talking about earlier, the Oxycontin Express.
But these DEA guys and all this, they have families and they have jobs, you know?
And this is what they're doing.
And a lot of them signed up to do the right thing, to try to protect communities.
And then they get involved in it, and I think that's when things get squirrely.
And, you know, you do realize that, yeah, it is kind of fucking silly that I could tell a guy who can't do this, and I'm going to lock him in a cage, and you think you're doing okay because you're just doing your job.
Well, if they make pot legal, that's 50% of the fucking people who are in prison.
For non-violent drug offenses.
Do you just immediately cancel out all their cases and let them out?
Or do you say, no, you live in the dark ages, so you're fucked.
You lived in the ages when it was illegal.
I mean, you'd have to let everybody out of jail.
You'd have to let like half the people out of jail.
When I was a kid, amongst anybody who was intelligent, I lived in Boston, which is a fairly liberal, very intelligent town, very, you know...
A high amount of colleges per capita.
People are pretty goddamn smart in Boston.
And growing up there, they hated Ronald Reagan.
When all that Iran-Contra shit was going on, and they made Reagan testify about selling arms.
Oliver North.
I can't recall.
You know, the arms to Iran.
I can't recall.
I don't recall.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You can't just sit up there and say, I don't remember.
That means you did, you fuck.
You fucking criminal.
That guy's a criminal.
I mean, that guy was...
You're old.
Tell him you don't remember.
I can't recall.
That's crazy.
There's a dude named Jimmy Tingle.
He was a hilarious Boston comedian who had a great joke about that.
He goes, here's a tip, Mr. Reagan.
If you sell arms to people who hate us...
Jot it down.
He goes, make a little note.
Put it on your refrigerator.
Today I sold alms to people who hate us.
And on that note, you fucking filthy savages...
I think we're going to end this because we don't want to overstay our welcome for the perfect 4001 viewers, listeners.
You guys are super cool.
Thank you very much for tuning in.
We will continue this every week.
This is, I believe, five weeks in a row.
And you can always get them.
You can always download them off this Ustream channel.
And we are going to look into today how the fuck we get everything on iTunes.
And then eventually what I would like to do is I would like to do two of these a week.
Maybe one video and we'll do that.
We might do one just straight audio.
I'm thinking two a week would be better than one.
I want to do it like a regular thing and have it so that you can RSS it and subscribe to it and get it automatically downloaded to your iTunes and all that jazz.
The people who are still here, ladies and gentlemen, we will now broadcast only in audio.
This is the secret session that nobody told anybody about, but because you decided to stick around and keep your fucking Ustream open, you're here.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to keep this bumping.
Let's fuck this cat.
Brian and I are going to fuck my cat and we're going to talk for another 20 minutes, folks.
Why?
Because this is a goddamn experiment.
I want to see how many people stay on.
I want to see how many people listen to us with just a backbeat.
And Brian making cat noises.
We're down to 309, folks.
It's not looking so good.
We're losing viewers.
I think we do our best work in the post anyway.
You know, people don't have to watch it live.
Let's be honest.
We're not answering that many goddamn questions, okay?
The questions are coming in like a waterfall.
We're trying to keep up, but what's most important is that we give you the flow.
You know what I'm saying?
We give you the rant.
We talk to you.
We communicate with our people.
What's going on?
I'm committed to you, my friend Adam Kroll.
We are committed.
How high are we?
Jesus in space.
I'm as high as Paula Abdul is on the ride home from the pharmacy.
Alright, you guys still here?
We got 303, bitches.
We lost, you know, we lost people with itchy trigger fingers.
It's like when you go to the movies, and sometimes you go to the movies, and you just don't sit through the credits, but there's some funny shit in the credits, like Bachelor, The Bachelor, or The Bachelor Party?
This guy says, I like radio better than video, personally.
Imagination.
I agree with you.
I think there is something about that.
I like listening to the radio, too, man.
I love satellite radio for that very reason, you know?
Satellite radio is the shit, but this is basically satellite radio for everybody.
You don't even have to pay for it, you know?
I mean, I think satellite radio is awesome, and I have, in my car, I have Sirius with the best of XM. So I can get Howard Stern, and I can get Opie and Anthony, and I can get Bubba the Love Sponge, and I can get, you know, Ron and Fez, and I can get POTUS Politics.
I can get anything.
It's fucking awesome.
I love it.
So, because of that, you know...
I think what this is, though, what this is, is even more exciting.
Because this is like radio that anybody can do.
I mean, Brian and I are just sitting here in my living room, and we got this fucking microphone that we bought at the Mac store, and it's connected to our laptops.
I mean, it's so goddamn easy.
We don't have a crew.
And, you know, I mean, if we were, like, charging you guys a lot of money, and we wanted to have some sort of a production value to this thing, yeah, I can understand that.
Does that make it any better?
When you watch The Tonight Show, do you really give a fuck that there's a room full of people there and everybody's cheering?
And do you really give a fuck that there's a band there playing whack-ass music at the intros and outros?
I mean, what I like about, like, if I watch Letterman, I like Letterman interacting with people.
He's funny.
He's a fucking funny guy.
That's what I like.
He could be doing that in his house and it would be just as interesting.
You guys are fagging out now that there's no video, right?
Listen, fella.
Just because you have to use your imagination to masturbate to the sound of my voice now, and you can't see our pretty faces, doesn't mean we're fagging out because there's no video.
We're experimenting, my friend.
How weird is that?
You guys are fagging out now.
Oh, are you meaning that we're fagging out like Brian's sucking my cock right now when he's not talking?
No, that's not what's going on at all.
I'll let you see a little video real quick as long as you promise to stop being mean.
Our buddy Shigeki is fighting in King of the Cage in Okinawa.
So they have to fly over there to see the fights.
Is it awkward looking into Goldie's eyes?
No.
Goldie's my boy.
Goldie's my boy.
He's a good man.
Goldie's a good man.
That's one of the cool things about doing the UFC. Mike Goldberg was telling me that he had a gig once upon a time that was a dream gig.
It was an awesome gig, but he hated his partner.
He did not like the guy.
He said the guy was a dick.
And Goldie's one of the nicest guys I've ever met.
He's such a nice guy.
Mike Goldberg is...
I mean, you know, people say he fucks up a lot.
Look, the fucking guy's done...
120 fucking UFCs, alright?
It's gonna be fuck-ups.
You're gonna be able to go back and YouTube it and make a nice clip of him fucking up, for sure.
But who cares?
He's a nice fucking guy.
He does the job.
He gets in there.
He knows what the fuck is going on.
He makes it happen.
And he's a cool dude.
I like him.
He's a super friendly guy.
So, it helps me.
Working with a nice guy like that, it's like I look forward to seeing him.
Podcast is the new radio.
I think it is, man.
I really do.
I think that this is the future.
You know, I think that the only thing that's separating this from regular radio is you don't have this in your car yet.
And that's coming.
They've already come up with internet-capable car stereos.
And you're going to be able to download podcasts directly to it.
to it and a lot of people they have setups in their car where they have an iPod and they just they download people's podcasts on their iPod and then they set up where they broadcast their iPod through their car stereo speaker.