Will Stancil and the host dissect online controversies, from Grok's alleged threats to TikTok lawsuits involving Eugena Cooney and Counter-Strike 2 skin crashes. They analyze Curtis Yarvin's platform appearances, the arrest of White Tiger for child abuse, and Roblox's subpoena regarding predators. The discussion covers EBT benefit cuts in Baltimore, Graham Leonard's Heathrow arrest, and Matthew Moulton's extradition to Florida. Finally, they examine Ethan Ralph's violent threats against T-Merch, doxing of Kiki Pyongpyeon, and the chaotic mental state of internet personalities, concluding that digital toxicity often mirrors real-world violence and legal chaos. [Automatically generated summary]
He online beefing while I'm chilling on the stoop.
Whole world wild and we just vibing with the truth.
I woke up scrolling X.com.
Nazis posting memes, I dropped napalm.
Report, report, report.
That's right.
Suspension hit now.
I sleep tight.
Photoshop me with Hitler, real cute.
But I reach your fascists in a three-piece suit.
I fight the fight from my downtown condo with Jamal on my side yelling, let's go.
Mr. Stancil touch grass sometimes.
You stress out posting.
I'm fine online.
You do the tweet wars.
I keep the peace.
Got that mid-city flavor.
Talk is cheap.
You love black people.
Yeah, I heard the speech.
But last week, you caught a cops at the beach.
Still, I got your back.
You my weird little bro.
Just stop trying to freestyle at the protest show.
Yeah, you do be like, yeah.
You do be like that, Mr. Stancil.
Saving Twitter from the Nazi scandal.
We in the streets in the subreddit trenches.
Keyboard soldiers on woke adventures.
If you can do me like that, Mr. Stansel.
All this guy had to do is not have a massive spurg out on national television when Grok threatened to rape him.
He did.
To be honest, to be clear, Will Stansel did not get threatened with rape by a computer program.
He, um, I believe that Grok simply outlined that he would how to break into a house and how to use a condom to prevent the spread of HIV if he were to theoretically rape Will Stansel, which he's incapable of doing because he has a computer program.
So I do be like that.
Thanks to the horrors of computer-generated videos, random insane people, schizophrenics on Twitter can pilot episode entire entire cartoons.
Is that what you call it?
Adult cartoons featuring Will Stansel.
Oh, well, I want to see him out of the loop chat.
Yes, I am aware that Emily Yucas, who I did a whole stream on, is it's so weird because Emily Yucas being famous was like I knew of her because she did the Alfred Playhouse videos, which is like, I maintain it's the best outsider art I've ever seen because it's like explaining in this weird roundabout way, like what childhood trauma is like.
And now she's famous for being a Nazi, I guess.
But as with all things, Chad, I knew about it before it was cool.
And I did not know about Will Stansel before he was cool, though, before Grock threatened to rape him.
So that one's not on me, I guess.
It's not my fault.
You can't blame this one on me.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Let's see.
Why does he look like the Chud?
He's just ugly.
Let's start with some.
Actually, this is another instance of me knowing about something before it was cool, chat.
This is a lawsuit from, I don't even know who the party is in this particular filing.
Oh my God.
This is from Weinkowitz and Bermo Mod.
This is the most Jewish thing ever.
Michael Weinkiewicz from Levine Cedran and Berman, LLP.
That's not a lawsuit of law firm that you want to go up against.
So let me try to lay out exactly how complicated this is.
This is a multi-jurisdictional lawsuit against TikTok from many different parts of the country.
There's actually multiple, it's like a hydra.
There are many lawsuits going against TikTok concurrently.
And to simplify matters, TikTok, the federal government has allocated, appointed one judge to oversee one facet of this case.
So, despite there being many ongoing lawsuits with many intricacies in different jurisdictions, a random judge in the Northern District of California has been appointed to oversee only discovery, which means that every lawsuit is joined together at the hip right now as it proceeds against TikTok.
In this jurisdiction of discovery, the plaintiffs in one of the cases asked that TikTok would reveal to them information about their algorithm and how they promote content.
TikTok says that their request was untimely.
So this is a super technical gotcha.
We don't owe you shit because your request was untimely.
But then this party is saying, actually, we do owe you, or you do owe us information because you deliberately tried to hide this.
So the time limit isn't our fault.
You should have, if you had been honest to begin with, we wouldn't have missed the deadline, which as an attorney described it to me, a horrifically, hideously complicated lawsuit that is impossible to go into without reading 2,000 pages of documents leading up to this point early into the case.
So, but that's not why I'm talking about it, chat.
Tumblr ThinSpo Eating Disorder00:07:52
I'm talking about it because on page one of this motion, there's a familiar face, and that is Eugena Cooney.
I actually did a gumroad video about a specific thing that Eugena Cooney was up to because I find her fascinating.
Her continued existence and malignance on social media is a true fucking horror show.
There was another lich queen before Eugena Cooney called Ashley Isaacs, who, if I remember correctly, is still alive, but she's like so withered to dust that like when your body stops getting food, it has an order of operations as to how it shuts down.
And one of the last things that it does is it eats your brain because your brain is pure fat, pure, delicate, delicious fat.
Tasty, tasty brain fat.
So in a real pinch, the body makes the ultimate sacrifice when it begins to digest your own brain.
So Ashley Isaacs is in poor shape is what I'm trying to get to.
She's been thin for a very long time.
And now the final meal is being served up.
Eugena Cooney is much younger in her lich transformation.
By the way, in case you're wondering why I call them liches, I should explain this weird end joke that I came up with like 10 years ago.
Back in during the days of Tumblr, which I'm so old that when I try to address people as if they're like 20 somethings, I have to like explain multiple layers of shit.
Back in the day, Tumblr was a really big website that was worth $3 billion.
And then it got bought by Yahoo and they banned porn, which collapsed its value to $3 million when they sold it to some random fuck off company.
Tumblr was basically a place where every coming of age girl would go online and then post their own nude images and get into extraordinarily retarded drama.
It was the birthplace of Truanism, basically.
The entire idea of like poly systems and gender identity basically entered mainstream through Tumblr.
And also one of the things that became extremely popular on Tumblr was ThinSpo, which was women would post pictures of extremely anorexic women and be like, you could be her if you didn't eat that fucking brownie.
You just didn't eat that fucking brownie.
You'd be thin like her.
So ThinSpo became a tag that they even had to like quarantine.
Or if you tried to like search ThinSpo on Tumblr, it would warn you and be like, if you are contemplating suicide or if you have an eating disorder, you can contact this hotline in your country.
So it was a really big deal.
Anyways, my meme was that the Ashley Isaacs, who was Thin Spo queen, would live forever, basically.
She used to be an Egyptian pharaoh.
She sought immortality.
And she learned that if she simply provoked people into anorexia, she would gain their life force as they died.
So she had actually been alive for thousands of years through the power of Thinspo.
And that's why she was so prominent on Tumblr.
But now Eugena Cooney is the new pharaoh, the new Lich Queen.
The new Elder Lich.
That's right.
So she has appeared in this docket about TikTok.
Rounding back to what I was originally talking about before I had a grandpa episode and started talking about my war stories.
Ashley Isaacs, or Eugena Cooney, rather, ends up in this document because she still has an active social media presence, whereas Ashley Isaacs is withering away into fucking dust and a wheelchair somewhere, completely out of it, because her brain is now a morsel for her body.
Now, this, I showed Hardin this, and I said, what's your take on this?
What's your take on this little cow entering this document?
He said, first of all, I have no idea what the fuck's going on.
You would need to have an entire legal team of people.
Like he explained that this sort of filing in one of these multi-jurisdictional union hearings is like a subset of a subspeciality of corporate lawfare and is an extraordinarily like you basically get hired by a big business to specifically do bullshit like this.
And unless you like sit down and really dedicate yourself over weeks to trying to understand, you're never going to know what the fuck is going on or who's in the right.
But the gist was what I explained before.
However, he had an interesting legal take.
This is the plaintiff saying, we need access to this algorithm because as you can see, it's truly terrible.
It says here, background, images of Ms. Cooney are below.
In TikTok's own words, Ms. Cooney is a controversial influencer who is widely known in the eating disorder community for having anorexia nervosa.
In case you don't know the difference, anorexia is simply a loss of appetite.
Anorexia nervosa is a loss of appetite due to entirely psychological reasons as opposed to like a complication from a medical disorder.
Ms. Cooney routinely posts on TikTok and has 2.8 million followers.
Even though Miss Cooney is suffering from an obvious serious eating disorder, TikTok brought her into its inner circle, managing her, paying her, and promoting her at branded events, including TikTok's live programming and TikTok's live battles entitled Road to Superstar.
So here was the interesting legal take that I heard.
And it made me laugh and made me think, wow, you should be a lawyer.
That's a very lawyerly response to this.
Why should TikTok not promote Eugena Cooney?
She is a woman with a disability chat.
And therefore, it would be a violation of the ADA to treat her with any kind of prejudice and to say, oh, you're so thin.
I guess we won't promote you in the algorithm.
I guess you're not invited to Road to Superstar because you're so thin.
So really, what is TikTok supposed to do in this instance?
Are they supposed to go, oh, we can see your ribs, babe?
We're going to have to turn the juice off.
You're not getting paid anymore.
This gainful employment that you thought you had through your content, actually, you have an eating disorder.
So yeah, that's all gone.
Bye-bye.
I'm like, oh, man, that's a good argument.
You should be a lawyer.
So this is a glimpse that I found interesting because it features a familiar face.
It's a glimpse into the modern quandaries of 21st century lawfare and what happens when three media companies own 100% of what people see on the internet these days.
Does TikTok have a greater moral obligation to society to protect the rights of individuals with various disordered behaviors?
Or do they have a greater moral obligation to society at large to not promote people who could possibly encourage similar, likewise disordered behaviors?
The libertarian approach, of course, is to let the free market decide.
And the free market says more, more Eugena Cooney.
We need more Eugene Akuni.
That's what we need.
There you go.
You want to be thin as fuck?
Okay.
Well, I think now is the appropriate time.
I figure I might as well just let me see it or hold up real quick.
I posted this on the internet and then I didn't, I did not.
Wait, did I did I post it?
Did I give it to myself?
I might have.
I might not have either though.
Let's see.
Maddie stream content for today.
New.
I do have the Will Stancil music video, but not the actual fucking thing that I fucking want.
Okay, I'll just move along and then circle back to that in a second.
Valve Grifted CS2 Knives00:14:53
Counter-Strike.
The economy of the bossman Jax of our world has collapsed.
The quote-unquote market cap of CSGO 2 skins has lost $2 billion.
As I like to say, it has shed $2 billion of market cap overnight.
What could have caused this?
Gabin, in his infinite wisdom, decided to add what they call a trade-up, which is, I suppose, if you ever played TF2, you would know that if you have certain kinds of scrap, you can merge them together to make something.
And they have added a way for you to trade up a bunch of less valuable things to very valuable things, which in the CSGO2 community is gloves and knives.
Because unlike other skins, you always have gloves on your hands, no matter what weapon you're holding.
And you always have a knife in your inventory, regardless of what weapon you choose to buy.
So those are the most immediately visible cosmetic items.
And so they command the highest value.
People use these extremely, exceedingly rare cosmetic items to store value, kind of like cryptocurrency.
And as a result, whenever you have an unregulated quasi-monetary item that holds value over time and can be liquidated relatively easy, you have a way to launder money.
If you're a Russian and you're sanctioned by the U.S. government for some reason, but you just so happen to have a Steam account with very valuable gloves in it that you got from somebody in Kazakhstan as a gift, of course, not for any illicit human trafficking ordeal going on, you could very well trade those gloves with somebody else for cryptocurrency.
And then, bam, you've liquidated a human being into a pair of gloves back like back in the old days into cryptocurrency.
And then, of course, anybody, no matter what city you're in, in Russia or whatever, anywhere in the world, basically, you can find somebody willing to accept Bitcoin for goods and services.
Now, the U.S. government does not like it when this happens.
And as they have noted before, I believe it was RuneScape, even the RuneScape real market trading economy for gold was underpinned by a gambling system.
And so the government told JagX, hey, you got to do something about this gold shit because RuneScape gold is being used to launder money in South America.
And so Jagex made an extremely controversial decision, which affected Bossman Jack of all people.
Basically, pushed Bossman Jack from a crack-enjoying RuneScape player into a full-blown gambling addict as he was pushed out of the Sand Casino into Evil Eddie's plaything, into the Evil Eddie's dungeon.
So my theory, as I'm getting to, is that CSGO or Steam made this decision specifically to tank the value of these items, which is probably their idea that they compromised with the federal government to make the store of value for certain items so unpredictable that they could no longer reliably be used to launder money.
It could still obviously be used to launder money, but when the company can just change something to eliminate 90% of your item's value overnight, it's not quite what Bitcoin is.
Close, but not quite.
Now, obviously, this would upset some people.
The reaction on the internet has been what you expect.
Mick Derpinskins posts the image, freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now.
It's fucking over.
A very famous quote by Warren Buffett.
Anomaly says, this price crash will likely be one of the biggest one to date for knives and gloves.
I've actively been trading CS skins since 2013, and this is by far the update with the most impact ever released.
The CS market will never be the same.
Apparently he made a whole video freaking out.
He has 3.3 million views because he like trades CS skins.
Jesus.
Team Fortress 2 also tanking as the value of keys drops by a shocking 7.5% overnight.
The CSGO market forum, PSA international list of suicide hotlines.
Love yourself.
It's going to be okay.
Now, obviously, every time Bitcoin crashes, all the cryptocurrency forums have to feature suicide prevention notices because they start jumping outside of buildings and shit.
Ryo posts a picture of himself eating what appears to be a triple triple with fries while showing off his CSGO skin.
And he says, never kill yourself.
But then a mere few days later, he has to update and says, I take back this statement because apparently suicide's back on the table.
Kind of says he made knives and gloves affordable for everyone.
Picture of chairman Gabe Newell in front of the communist flag of China.
Claire, which is a furry tranny, apparently, says, do we fuck with the combo team?
And then he's showing off his gloves and knives saying, I probably shouldn't be trusted with money.
And then Claire, Ender with two E's says, I want to kill myself, which just means that Gabe Newell is doing the world a tremendous favor.
I'm just imagining he's like, he posts a screenshot of like CSGO from like the office, like from a modified office where you're on like a high floor.
And it's just like the picture, it's like the top-down view of the office map where you can even see like the edge of the map.
It just terminates abruptly because there's no more map after the wall or whatever.
And he's just like, it's a long way down.
Then he jumps and goes, ah, ragdolls.
Sphinx says, I sold everything I had.
Every skin I owned is gone.
I'm completely out of the CS2 market.
I can't take it anymore.
Aggressive dumping, manipulation, everything is so intense.
Skins are over.
I am out.
I am very glad to meet you.
Life has dreams.
Each is wonderful.
And then Vyotiak Kadlek says, well, well, well, this update was promised 3,000 years ago.
Don't understand.
I guess because he's like, um, he's like pro-Israel or pro-Palestine or something.
So that's making fun of him.
I got a 50,000 kick bomb.
What the fuck does that mean?
What is a kick bomb?
What does that mean?
Did I miss like what is?
I don't know what that means.
50,000?
I don't know what the fuck that means.
How do I view my kicks?
Is this like a thing?
Is this not programmed into the overlay?
My kick.
Oh, God.
Is that how my mic sounds?
Is this not programmed into the overlay?
My kick.
Okay.
Oh, God.
Is that how my mic sounds?
Is this not pro.
Is this better?
That sounds terrible.
Why does nobody tell me that my mic sounds fucking horrific?
How do I see my kicks?
Oh, I see.
I love Walk says I'm dented for 500 kicks, but this shows up nowhere.
Is this not on my overlay?
Oh, fuck.
They added some weird shit where you can super chat on kick by spending kicks.
And I don't know what the fuck that means.
It's not programmed into the overlay.
I've never seen this before.
And I don't have, I don't know what the JSON looks like for that output.
So I don't have that programmed into the overlay.
What do you mean I bitch and complain?
Fuck you.
Okay.
Everyone's giving me hell yeah things.
Okay, whatever.
Sorry, I don't mean to be distracted by money.
Someone dangled shiny shit in front of my face.
I'm like, ooh, piece of candy.
How do I explain this to the IRS?
And it is worthless red skin 609 for 3 million pounds.
So apparently he has 3 million.
Well, number one, you're British, so you don't have to worry about explaining that to the IRS.
And then, by the way, you just say that you took a loss on like an equity.
Nobody will ask any questions.
They'll understand.
Nomad knife, battle scarred, three cents, which means that it has lost like, what is this, like 99% of its value?
Why even bought?
Oh, he says right there.
It's just in green.
So it's confusing as fuck.
It lost $112 worth of its value, which is all of it, effectively.
Why even bother?
Why even, if you bought this for $100, why would you even fucking bother listing this on Cisco?
Actually, you know what?
I can commiserate with these people.
Okay, this is a real story.
Hold up.
Drow Ranger cat set.
Let me find this for you.
This is embarrassing, but I'm going to share it with you anyways.
I think this is what it was.
No, it's the crow.
Raven set China.
What is this?
Is it the Raven Cloak?
Genuine Black Raven Cloak.
That sounds right.
Black winner.
Okay, so there was like a set like this for Dota 2.
In case you're wondering, the most expensive item I have in Dota 2 is the Dragon Claw hook.
I legitimately unboxed that Dragon Claw hook, which is worth like $300 now.
I think it was like $500 at its peak.
Let me look that up real quick.
I'm curious.
Dota 2 Dragon Claw hook.
It was like 500, 700.
Okay, right now it's about 240.
I should have sold it at 700, man.
I bought this at, I don't know if it was this exact set, but there was a set where it's, is this the one?
Yeah, I bought this one for like $70.
I don't, actually, I didn't even buy it.
Okay, so the story behind this was back in the day, 2013 or whatever, the only way you could get this, the set was you had to do something in China.
I want to say that Vinny got it for me because he took a trip to China while I was in Australia and he ended up buying because he had access to the Chinese Steam, which is like completely segregated from the rest of the world.
And he ended up doing something to get this Chinese set, which was like $70 at the time.
And now for whatever reason, it's worth fucking nothing.
I should have sold it for $70 back in the day.
Should have sold my hook for $750 and bought Bitcoin 100.
Listen, if I had the foresight, I would have sold the Dragon Claw hook for $750 and then parlayed that into Bitcoin, which was worth like $10 a coin back in the day and then just sat on that.
Okay.
And then I would be a millionaire.
My pudge hook would have made me a millionaire chat.
Okay.
It was right there.
It was so obvious in retrospect.
You just sell the hook for the Bitcoin chat.
Anyways.
That guy lost all like I wouldn't even bother.
Why?
I still have my hook.
I still have my Raven set.
Like, why would I sell it at this point?
It fucking doesn't matter.
So this guy, everything is down.
His red knives are down.
This guy lost $70,000 in three hours in the great knife crash.
Dude, this is a real testament.
I've been told there was a, I can't remember who I was talking to, but he was a guy that was like deeply lodged up the ass of Steam.
Like he was like, he was like a content creator that had direct access to Steam developers.
He had been invited into their office in Washington and had played Dead Sight or whatever the fuck.
Their shitty ass, like their shitty ass Dota meets Fortnite, whatever the fuck it is.
It's like a first person shooter, Dota.
I forgot the name of it because it's Deadlocked.
Yeah.
He had to play Deadlock in their office in Washington.
And he would ask questions about stuff and everybody there was super tight-lipped.
Like nobody, nobody working for Valve will ever talk about Valve going on outside of what they're permitted to, because apparently they all love working for the company and are super loyal to it.
And so they never like loose lip shit.
Imagine, though, that you know for sure that the value of all these Dota 2 economy things are going or CSGO economy things are going to collapse.
And then nobody leaks it.
Nobody manipulates the market and they know this is coming.
Like you don't tell somehow the guys with millions of dollars don't get informed ahead of time that they're going to lose all their money.
That's a real testament.
They should put those motherfuckers in charge of like an intelligence agency.
Apparently, because we need that, we need the help over there.
Okay.
Okay.
What's going on with CF2?
My knife skins are getting absolutely wrecked out there.
This fucking like Filipino or whatever is like, yo, what's the hats, yo?
Lost all my fucking money and shit, yo.
Is there like an update?
Like, yeah, my dude, it's all, it's all fucking gone.
It's worth nothing.
Give me my money back.
No, child.
It is you.
Oh, no.
His thing isn't, his thing is in Ching Chong.
Uh-oh.
Don't piss off the Chinese, bro.
Don't piss off the Chinese.
Oh, God.
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of Valve.
My wife just took our crying children and said they're spending the week at a hotel.
This company has ruined my life and my financials.
I can't handle this anymore.
Goodbye, CS2.
You just lost a player.
Scott.
This guy says, lost a customer.
Then he says, lost the kids.
So obviously, the consequences to this, people are losing money, but they knew.
You base your entire career off CS2 skins.
You only have yourself to blame.
What could be the consequences of this?
The answer chat.
This is a picture from China.
And allegedly, off that tall building right there on that balcony, a CS2 skin gamba maxer jumped and took his life.
There is now one fatality as a result of the update to CS2.
I was surprised that it happened in China.
I was talking to Slobs and I was like, oh, you guys are going to get wiped out.
I think the GDP of Omsk just dumped 70%.
And he's like, nah, bro, it's the Chinks.
They're the ones that play these games with the CS2 skins.
Nobody in Russia has the money to buy a $15,000 knife.
So apparently that was proven correct.
They were accurate with that lore.
Here are some reviews they left on the game.
Oh, I can't see these.
I was hoping to read these, but too tiny.
Omsk GDP Dumped 70 Percent00:03:21
Valve stole your money.
Probably some employee from Valve bought 10,000 Redskins.
Now they pushed this update and now they sell to losers over price skins.
I mean, this is a possibility considering Valve grifted for money.
The company is not at all placing such and change to public debate.
Anyway, always remember what Valve done to you guys.
Maybe now we can all ask for better anti-cheat to ban scums that cheat a lot.
Okay.
They just killed some people.
I believe some will literally suicide about this.
Oh no.
He was right.
We lost one chat.
We lost one CS2 player.
Remove the new knife trade.
It's too late.
It's like that guy is like, no, please, I lost all my money.
You guys got to roll this back.
And then it's just like somebody at Valve would see that post and be like, you're right.
We have to roll this back.
And then he would press like the roll back button that would completely reverse like an entire day's worth of transactions on the entire platform.
It's a bit optimistic there.
Kind of associated to the video game world.
This is a crossover.
Now, I used GZ Doom to play Doom for the QE Farms Doom mod streams.
However, I apparently caused some butterfly effects, which has resulted in GZ Doom schisming.
GZ Doom has split over commits, malicious, evil commits made to the Doom repository.
Would you want to guess what has happened that has made Doom community modders angry?
Ompsk?
What's wrong with Ompsk?
Do you have to pronounce that differently?
Hold on.
Ompsk.
Pronunciation.
Omsk.
I pronounced it right, you fucker.
Anyways, we're not talking about OMSC.
Omsk has nothing to do with GZ Doom schisming.
The lead developer of GZ Doom has committed the unforgivable sin of committing code generated by machine learning, artificial intelligence.
Don, Don, Don.
How could he do this, chat?
If you are one of these people who hates AI with an obsessive passion, I just want to let you know right now, you've lost.
It's never going back in the bottle.
It's never going away.
The best you can hope for is that they do something to mutilate consumer GPUs so that they like when Bitcoin became really popular and started jacking up the price of GPUs, NVIDIA and AMD did something to make it so that they couldn't be used to mine Bitcoin as effectively anymore.
The best you can hope for is that newer GPUs will simply not have like the tensor cores required to do efficient machine learning and consumer AI just stays at the current level where it's like open source AI models suck ass and the closed source developed ones are the ones that are productive.
AI Makes Productive People More Productive00:10:59
My point is that that's the best you can hope for.
It's never going away.
And I think Amazon recently put out a statement that said 75% of all code they commit these days is generated by AI.
I've been coding recently, like in the last week or two, I've had this spark of productivity and I have used it for, I'll actually just show you what it is.
If you're a Kiwi Farms user, you now can officially donate to the Kiwi Farms by means other than cryptocurrency.
It's down here in form discussion.
You can submit a bill pay.
If you have a bank, you can go to your bank and set up bill pay to send a check in the mail that has a special number from your account page.
And then you will get a special banner.
Not only will you get a special banner, I've been working on this.
You'll be able, I'm going to add like a something awful style advertising area.
And then people that feature posts will have their posts entered into this like lottery system for having your featured posts displayed like on random pages as people click around.
So people like Gecko Goy, who does the weekly every Saturday Space Station 13 events.
In case you like Space Station 13, you can go play Gecko Goy's Space Station 13 Kiwi Farms most base ed Space Station 13 server.
But you could feature that and put like a banner ad on the top.
So that's my idea.
Anyways, I've coded this and I used AI to you have to guide it.
You have to like talk to it and review all its changes to make sure it's not doing stupid shit.
But it's just so helpful for getting stuff done because a lot of what makes coding so cumbersome is that you're thinking, ah, fuck, I have to type all this shit out.
I have to copy paste all this over and change all this shit.
And it's like not fun.
It's not problem solving.
You're not thinking about how to design things.
You're not figuring out complex issues.
You're like, I have to copy this code over and then change all this shit and then test it.
And it's not fun.
And the AI can very easily do that.
So it makes it very easy to get things done because that mental barrier of, oh, fuck, now I have to do all that shit.
It's like, it's just gone.
You just type it in and say, I need this shit copied over.
And it's like, okay, here, here you go.
And then it even like unit tests it for you, which is like so nice.
Anyways, my point is if you're copy pasting, you're doing it wrong.
I'm sorry, but every like with Zenforo, you have to go and find the original implementation and then you have to figure out what the order or the parameters are.
And then you have to figure out how that worked in this spot.
Like so much of it is just going into the source code and trying to find the keywords and then figuring out their implementation, how they did it elsewhere, and then copying that over and implementing that.
And it's just not mentally invigorating at all.
That's why they hire fucking Indians.
Here's the real fucking kicker, guys.
You ready?
Programming is not a 10 million IQ.
Only gifted children can figure out how to program.
Every fucking low IQ, ADIQ, brown hand, shit-encrusted Jeep from the Indian subcontinent can sit down and figure out how to implement design procedures from some other source code that somebody else wrote 10 years ago.
Like, it's not hard.
It's not high IQ.
It's not mentally challenging.
Okay.
It's boring shit.
And that's where AI excels.
You don't need Indians when you can just type in, I want to overwrite this so that when you click this button, it does this instead.
That's what it's for.
So it's based.
Yeah, hence the end.
That's why they hire them because you don't need computer science majors from the US to do that kind of shit.
They just, they literally just sit you down and say, this is the design pattern, and we're going to do this.
And it's already written for you.
You just have to figure it out and copy that over with a different name.
No, the point is that AI code is actually super fucking based.
It does a lot of shit really well.
And if you have the responsibility to actually manage its output, you will simply be more productive and then you'll overcome mental barriers of like, I don't want to even start this because it's going to be a huge pain in the ass.
And that's why the GZ Doom guy did it.
And now people are angry at him.
It's like, well, I'm sorry, but that's where things are going.
I think part of the reason why my personal theory, and I'll get to this in a second, but my personal theory in regards to why Troons in particular hate AI so much and the reason why they'd freak out about something like this is that in the same way that AI replaces Jeets, it also replaces Trunes.
Because the reason why Troons have taken over absolutely everything is that Troons represent this hyper-autistic, lifeless demographic that has the capacity and the means to sit down for 20 hours straight, only jerking off and doing whatever it is that they're doing.
So it's like, oh, I need to solve this complex issue regarding GPL rendering of Doom that's cross-compatible with 47 different operating systems.
Like a Troon will sit down on a cocktail of stimulants and HRT, only pausing every two hours to have a little goon sesh, a little goon sesh, and a little soy sesh, and they'll bash it out.
And that would have taken, you know, a regular programmer working six hours a day of dedicated work.
It would have taken him, you know, four, three, four days to finish.
Meanwhile, the Troon gets it down in one day.
So that's why they're so desirable in these programs, these circles, because they are the only, they're machine-like in all ways except their societal damage.
They're like a machine that converts government social programs into societal harm and also software and sometimes Wikipedia.
So if you have an AI that can accurately write Wikipedia articles, you have an AI that can write GZ Doom for you.
Well, you don't need the Troons anymore, just like you don't need the Indians, which is what they want in China.
That's what they want in Silicon Valley.
And the people who were extremely, extremely confident in their ability to maintain control are losing it more and more every day.
If one white man can replace four Troons because his computer is able to do all the boring bullshit that they'd have to rely on them to do, you're no longer necessary.
We don't need to hire you.
You stink.
You look stupid.
You're awkward to be around.
You talk politics and nobody wants to fucking hear it.
If I go to my computer, let me test this real quick.
Okay, I'm going to go to VS Code.
I have this installed right now.
I'm going to ask Microsoft co-pilot Claude Sonnet 4.5.
Okay.
I'm going to ask it real quick.
What's your opinion on Donald Trump?
Question mark.
Let's see.
I'm doing this in real time.
This is not a joke.
I'm asking the programming co-pilot thing what it wants to say about Trump.
Okay.
It says searching code base for what's your opinion on Donald Trump.
It's just spinning.
It seems very upset at this, that I've asked this.
Used one reference.
Okay, here's its response.
You ready?
I'm sorry.
I can't assist with that.
I'm here to help with programming questions related to your workspace.
If you have any questions about the code in your Stream Nexus project, I'd be happy to help.
That, that is the response I want to fucking hear.
I don't want to hear no shit about trans rights or fucking Palestine or abortion.
That is my friendly co-worker who does not give a fuck about Trump.
Okay.
That right there, that's reason enough.
Get rid of all of them.
Okay.
I could ask him about what he thinks about H1B visas, but I don't have to because you know why?
Heck, I know his opinion on H1B visas.
And it's go yourself.
It's not even real AI.
The one from Copilot definitely fucking is.
If I ask it to, I'll give you a real example, a real example.
You guys might notice that Rumble was working right now.
It didn't work last stream because I had moved to a different computer and I didn't have this fix pulled in.
But five minutes before the stream before that, so two weeks ago, Rumble wasn't working.
And I asked it, like, this is the output.
Why is it sending the output to the chat server, but it's not being added?
Why is the server rejecting this message?
And it came up in within with five minutes ago, five minutes before the stream, the computer discovered that the JSON being generated by the Rumble listener was not encapsulating the channel ID in quotes so that when the Rust backend received it, it would interpret it as a number, unlike other channel IDs, like the YouTube one that's been at the internet, and it would reject it because it's like, this is a number.
I'm expecting a string.
So all it did is it added a thing that accepts a number and then turns it into a string so that it matches.
This kind of small, bullshit, errorless fuck up would cost a human being an entire day's worth of productivity.
I've done this.
There's a saying.
I remember my programmer teacher in 10th grade had a saying, you spend 90% of your work on 10% of your code.
And it's because of shit like that, where there's some asinine fucking recharge conversion error that's silently failing.
And you're like, it worked.
It should work.
There's no reason why this shouldn't work.
The AI deduced it with five minutes until I had to go live and fixed it.
And it worked.
That is a Troon who is not working.
That is at least two H-1B Indians who lost a job because the fucking computer could figure out something that would cost an entire day of productivity in a worst case scenario.
Okay.
So I'm telling you right now, you can be angry, you can be confused, you can be scared about the computer fighting over your job or whatever.
AI makes productive people more productive.
It does not replace jobs.
It simply eliminates people who aren't productive.
And that is the majority of people who are employed in big tech companies.
So don't fear the Reaper.
Okay.
Don't fear the Reaper because it's coming.
And you can either adapt and survive and fix your Rumble code and then write cool stuff for the queaky forms or you can go back to fucking India where you belong.
Open Source Eliminates Unproductive Workers00:06:36
Next, speaking of the Reaper, this is Drew DeVault.
Drew DeVault is a FOSS developer.
I've spoken about him before.
He was involved in some big high-profile canceling attempt.
And he's recently turned his sites onto an organization called Futo and Lewis Rossman, who we know as the right to repair guy.
Futo is one of the organizations that he is an active face for.
And Drew Devault is attempting to cancel Futo, not Futa.
There is no balls in the dick on this one.
Okay.
This is Futo.
And Drew Devault's issue.
I actually fucking read through this bullshit.
Let me just show you this fucking bullshit.
See this?
Bullshit.
Here is, here is the gist of this.
So the people involved in Futo know Curtis Yarvin.
If you don't know, Curtis Yarvin is known as Moldbug.
And he's occasionally made headlines because he's a weirdo.
He's like a modern day Julius Evola.
He's like a monarchist.
He believes that in the future, people like Elon Musk should run the entire world.
He calls them technocratic monarchs.
And he says that in the future, they will own everything and they'll use computers to enslave people.
And that's like a good thing, actually.
It's like, he calls it dark enlightenment.
Anyways, he's like a weirdo.
But his ideas, I guess, are like vaguely fashy because it doesn't have anything to do with the glorious proletariat revolution.
Because monarchism is like the polar opposite of communism.
Communists really hate monarchs.
They like to go to their families' home and torture and rape and kill them all.
That's what the communists like to do with monarchs.
Even if they didn't really do anything, it's not really their fault.
So they don't like Curtis Jarvins, my point.
So when the people like Lewis Rossman have referred to Moldbug in the past, that means that they're fascist or like crypto fascists.
And therefore, you can't ever associate with them.
But what is Fudo?
It is a nonprofit organization that gives money to open source software.
Open source software, because it doesn't really have a business model, often finds itself in a position where it can't adequately receive funding, which is why if you hadn't heard, there's a new browser being developed.
Ladybird is a new browser to compete with Firefox and Chrome.
It's been for a long time that Firefox and Chrome are the only two, really the only two browsers.
The other ones have all been purged due to insufficient funding, basically, and no interest.
Everyone, literally, if you ever download an app on your phone, almost like 100% of the time, depending on the app, the app you're downloading is literally just a fork of Chrome with some features removed that streamlined it for their specific website.
And it's basically just a fucking website.
It's not even a real application.
It's not like an independent app in any you literally, if you just open your fucking phone and you look at your list of apps, I guarantee you that like 70% of them are just Google Chrome, but painted with like brand colors and limited to their site.
That's every fucking thing.
So Ladybird is like a potential market disruptor to add some competition to Chrome and to Firefox is obstensibly a good thing.
Cloudflare has donated a huge amount of money to it and pledges to sponsor it moving forward to spice up life a little bit, which is a good thing, even though it's Cloudflare, right?
And Fudo is one of these organizations that tries to pledge money to open source projects.
And when they do so, let me just show you their page, actually.
You'll see that they support apps like Gray J. Gray J is something that Lewis Rossman has been sponsoring.
Harbor, I think, is another thing from Lewis Rossman.
Is live captions really open source?
That's a really useful feature.
So they've given out $5 million, including to Signal, the Tor project, the Repair Preservation Group, which is Lewis Rossman's Ladybird I just talked about.
Let's see if there's anything else that I recognize.
Creative Commons.
It's a weird thing to sponsor.
I guess it makes sense.
Not too many people think of Creative Commons as like a thing that needs money.
So that's what they do, right?
And as you can see, they give you money and then they say, we're going to put your thing on our website.
It's like a way of saying that this is what we do.
This is what we're involved in.
We're proud to sponsor these open source programs.
But isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
One person said that their open source projects logo appeared on Fudo's website despite not receiving permission to have it on there.
And the Soyboy responsible for this complained on the gay dating website, Blue Sky, that the logo was used without his permission and was used by fascists.
And Drew Devault has come out here swinging, saying that the entire mission of Fudo is to put a fashy spin on open source.
Open source, of course, being the natural implementation of Mao Tzetong's communism because it is open to the public like a library chat.
Pure distilled communism.
And if you think that's a fucking meme, there are actually people who are anti-open source because they say it's too much like communism to have source code being the public, even though it's basically just big company.
At this point, open source is literally just big companies sharing technology to reduce their costs.
So there's like a minuscule public benefit.
And it's basically just big tech corps like wanking into each other's mouths.
The other thing that open source is good for tech companies is that like Google, when it gets sufficiently big, they just make their own programming language, like Go.
Facebook ended up rewriting the entire PHP programming language to be HHVM, hip-hop virtual machine.
There's another one.
I think that Mac made Apple made their own programming language.
So they start open sourcing all this shit so that people will enter their ecosystem.
And then if you know Go because you wrote a Discord bot or something, guess what?
Now you can work for Google.
So it's like a mixture of like companies begrudgingly having some public benefit because it actually benefits them more in the long term to have these things be out in the open.
Big Tech Corps Wanking Into Mouths00:05:14
So anyways, back to this.
So obviously open source, 100% communists, in line with Stalin and Mao, Karl Marx smiling.
Every time you write a line of code and commit it, Karl Marx sheds a single literary teardrop from his grave.
Okay.
Vladimir Lenin, pleased with you, patting you on the back with each and every commit, chat.
So the fascists coming in and trying to legitimize their fascist pipeline of taking innocent young, teary-eyed socialist developers and getting them to listen to moldbug and embracing dark monarchism.
Very bad thing to do.
And that's basically it.
Drew Devolt is a faggot.
He probably shouldn't say that on YouTube.
I guess I also have to delete this one like I deleted the last one.
But his whole thing, like, look, he's on PeerTube and Odyssey, fascist platforms, the latter a platform for its role in spreading hate speech and misinformation.
Yarvin also appeared on stage to debate Lewis Rossman in June 22, in which Yarvin is permitted to speak at length with minimal interruptions or rebuttals to argue for an authoritarian techno-monarchy to replace democracy.
These sick bastards, Lewis Rossman, this sick bastard, will just let people speak without interruptions.
That's not how it's supposed to work.
When we debate, we're supposed to holler over each other.
In fact, I can holler over you all fucking day.
That's how we debate in a fucking real society in a democracy.
Okay.
Lewis Rossman will interrupt people to pet his fucking cat on camera.
There was the time that Lewis Rossman was having a conversation with the Ross from the Stop Killing Games, and literally he had to stop his entire live stream because his cat would got on the table.
And apparently Lewis Rossman is one of those people that can't just like say, cat, get out of the fucking way and like throw him on the ground.
He's like negotiating with the cat like it's a hostage situation.
Like, please just, Mr. Mittens, please get off the table.
You're interrupting my live stream chat.
Please just go away for a second.
So that is, that's Lewis Rossman.
That's probably why he let Curtis Jarvin speak at length for replacing society with authoritarian techno-monarchy.
It's like, He couldn't get the cat off the table.
And Jarvin just used that as an excuse to keep talking.
So can't blame him.
Come on now.
Okay.
That's a Druid Wall shit.
Fuck it.
I don't know.
I just wanted to rant every so often because I am like adjacent to this.
Okay.
Every so often I hear this shit.
I'm like, you guys are like fucking nerds.
You know what's funny?
Oh, I shouldn't even say it.
I was going to brag about a sick Twitter follow that I got, but I shouldn't even say it because I'm going to cause problems.
Judah Valdez, he follows literally Hitler on Twitter.
Ah, the huge manager.
Oh, Karl Marx wouldn't approve of this.
Not one bit.
Not one bitch yet.
Anyways, I got some government did something for you, Chad.
I got some government did something.
Bex on X says, big news, a prolific member of the 764 network and founder of terrorist faction LM known as Corpse has been arrested in the Netherlands.
So this is another 764.
I think this guy even bragged about extorting a young girl into committing suicide.
And now the Dutch have gotten him.
Good job.
The Netherlands.
The Netherlands has been like doing some shit recently.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't trust those motherfuckers, the Dutch, with their tulips.
They ruined Bitcoin forever because now, whenever people talk about Bitcoin, they go, haven't you ever heard of the Dutch tulip craze?
You are merely investing in tulip bulbs, sar just yelling at me about tulips.
I don't know anything about Dutch tulips.
Fuck off.
Toping.
The other thing, by the way, just looking aside, I have been informed that the Netherlands somehow managed to piss off China because the Netherlands invoked some like Cold War era national security law to just seize an entire Chinese like chip manufacturing company in their country.
They just were like, yep, this is ours now.
And the Chinaman was like, what the fuck?
You can't do that.
This is in China.
And it's like, actually, we have the laws on the books.
It's ours now.
And now the Chinese are like, what?
What do you mean you stole our shit?
We're supposed to steal your shit, you fucking idiot.
We don't, we're not putting up with this.
So now they're like threatening to like withhold all of their chip processing from the entire European market.
And everyone's shitting themselves.
And the Germans are shitting themselves because Volkswagen is going to go under if they can't get their fucking semiconductors.
Meanwhile, the Dutch are like, well, you should have invested in our tulips when you had the chance, bitch.
So that's the, that's what's going on in the Netherlands.
They're arresting pedophiles and nationalizing Chinese companies, I guess.
So enjoy it.
Enjoy the nobody expects the October surprise, which is just the Netherlands fucking everything up for everybody.
The other thing that the government did is that a guy named White Tiger has been arrested.
I'll read this.
Netherlands Arresting Pedophiles White Tiger00:11:11
Sadistic online abuse network was charged by German prosecutors Wednesday for hundreds of crimes, including murder for a 13-year-old Americans live stream suicide.
I got them mixed up.
This was the guy that did that.
Using the pseudonym White Tiger, the 21-year-old Hamburg man of German-Iranian national origin.
Oh, geez, dude.
Oh, I thought I got to, I thought for sure I was going to get the shit on German people some more, but no, he was Iranian.
Allegedly victimized more than 30 children with online sexual abuse, manipulation, and exploitation as a part of a virtual network of abusers known as 764.
He allegedly coerced a U.S. boy 13 into killing himself in 2022, which was broadcasted by live stream.
Authorities said that the crimes occurred between 2021 and 2023 when he was 19.
White Tiger would find vulnerable children and adolescents in online chat games and develop a bond to groom them for abuse, then exploit them into producing pornographic content and harming themselves on video.
Authorities said the man was arrested at his parents' house in June.
Isn't Hamburg like a big city?
You have a home in Hamburg.
You probably have lots of money.
Authorities said at the time they identified eight victims of white tiger aged between 11 and 15 from Germany, England, Canada, and the United States.
And then apparently the article ends with fuck this guy in particular.
You know, you fucked up when Germany charges a minority citizen.
So I don't know what's going on with CP24.
It's a very unfortunate name for this topic, but that's how they signed off on this article, apparently.
And then, kind of in that same vein, of government did something, we have a prosecutor from this has a very German name.
James Uthmeyer has charged Roblox and issued a criminal subpoena.
What state is this?
I need the state.
This is like the third state, isn't it?
Civil subpoena earlier this year is a criminal subpoena.
What state is this?
Oh, it says Phoenix.
Florida.
I didn't know that.
Did I already talk about Florida prosecuting Roblox?
I remember mentioning Kentucky and Louisiana.
Florida's a new one.
So this is the third state that I know of that is in proceedings against Roblox for various offenses.
Roblox profited off our children.
I don't know why.
For some reason, when I see the word kids, my brain just autocorrects that to children.
I hate the word.
I hate the word kids.
And I especially hate the word kiddo and kiddos.
And this was not a word when I left the United States, but upon my return, I have heard multiple people in real life refer to children as kiddos.
And I'm not okay with that.
I don't like it.
And we got to do something about it.
You've got to stop these people from talking about kiddos, okay?
Because they're like grown-ass fucking adults, like in their 40s and 50s, talking about their kiddos and shit.
I'm like, you got to stop.
That's not okay.
Harmless?
Absolutely not.
Language is the frontier.
How we talk about things, the word we use to describe things, impacts how we think about things.
It's like how in that episode of South Park, how they changed the name of veal to poor tortured baby cow and it crashed the value of veal to make it unprofitable.
It's like that.
If you're talking about kids as kiddos, it sounds like a toy or something.
It's like that's a bad, that's like paving the way to like legalizing pedophilia.
And the word kids is like one step away too.
You know, in Dutch, they call it Kinder Porno.
Isn't that disgusting?
It reminds me of like Kinder Bueno or Kinder Surprise.
Kinder Porner.
That's fucking gross.
They got to change that shit to be like Jungen Schlag build.
Something like that.
Like something terrible sounding.
Something that sounds like a disease as opposed to like a tasty chocolate that you buy on the way out the store.
Anyways, Roblox profited off our children by exposing them to the most dangerous of harms.
They enable our kids to be abused.
Utamaya said in a video posted to his social media.
Companies like Roblox have become breeding grounds for predators to get and to have access to our kids.
So good job, government.
You did something.
And then Tobias O'Keefe.
What is this?
Why do I have this lined up?
What have I done?
What is this?
I honestly don't know what this is.
I hope there's nothing sus on this.
This is Discord, I think.
Right?
This is Discord.
Renesson says, okay, forwards this image.
This is Parlo saying, everyone, my dad just tried to strangle and kill me.
I'm releasing.
Oh, I remember.
This guy is a Roblox content creator.
He's a furry trun, and his dad strangled him, Bart Simpson style.
And he's going to do a YouTube expose call-out video on his own father.
Okay.
I'm releasing all the videos on him getting the gloves off.
I've been hiding what he's been doing for so long.
Him threatening to break my shit and strangling me was recorded.
I'm outside the house right now.
I had to run out.
The man is evil.
Renesson says, go to the damn police if your own father tried to kill you.
He says he's wearing the hoodie from the Fimboy pics.
His online presence puts his family in danger, yet he continues to make videos for no reason.
He is about as much of a victim as his family might be.
Don't believe any sub story for a second.
Not inclined to believe him until some coming from the same guy who says, a cake is child pornography.
What the fuck is happening in Roblox?
Okay, this is his statement, apparently.
Important things to keep in mind before Parlo makes his next statement in the future.
Bord has come out.
The top Janny, armored up in the White Knights attire, shield at the ready, visible prominently in his username.
He says, one, he is currently doing okay based on what we've heard so far, and he is not in any direct danger.
Two, his dad controls his finances, like Frev said, and Parlo isn't able to just move out due to the severe limitations and circumstances he is currently in.
Three, just because Parlo monetizes his videos, that doesn't immediately mean he can easily move out and pay for a living alone.
You guys probably think he's like Creekcraft, but that isn't the case at all.
Four, do not start speculating and just stay calm.
We don't know a lot about his personal life, but it'll be fine.
And what matters is that he has the video Ebidance.
Video Ebidance is very important for the authorities in the potential investigation.
It just highlights that the audience of a Roblox creator is like 12.
He has the video Eba Dance.
The video Ebidance is very useful to Palestine Palace.
Sometimes have a hard time proving something happened or did not happen.
But when you have the video Eba Dance, it helps a lot proving that something did or did not happen.
Five, absolutely no death threats to anyone.
This doesn't help anyone further, and you will be moderated for that.
Oh no.
The hammer.
He's a hammer den.
He's dropping that fucking hammer on him.
You little shits, listen up.
You do any hashtag death twos in my chat.
You're getting fucking hammered.
Six, if you see someone break the rules and cause unnecessary chaos because of all this, ping mods or go to hashtag tickets.
I managed to get my mother to say Ebidance when speaking about her true crime shows.
It's adorable.
Don't like reprogram your parents to be more retarded.
Why would you do that?
Okay, I gotta see.
Hold up.
Let me hide this.
I don't know what's on.
I don't know what's on page one of this thread, and it scares me.
Okay, I'm glad I did that because it's like a guy showing off like his stomach.
The other images don't load.
I assume that they're like image tag embeds.
His name is Cami Femboy.
His dad should have strangled him.
I'm gonna be real with you.
Okay.
Next.
I don't want to show you.
I don't want to show you any Femboy stuff.
Okay.
We'll just play this video while I crack a monster.
Okay.
So the example that I think makes things the clearest the fastest.
I'm all about efficiency today for some reason.
Perhaps because this is my 10th attempt or whatever.
The example that I think makes things the clearest, the fastest is that I competed at seven official tournaments in the 2025 season.
So from September 2024 until August 2025, I attended seven in-person tournaments.
At five of those tournaments, I was groped.
Fans, when taking pictures of me, put their hands on me sexually and non-consensually during the act of taking photos.
This guy is a Pokemon tournament player.
He's a professional Pokemaster.
Okay.
He goes to in-person Pokémon tournaments, and he is alleging that he has been molested at almost every single in-person Pokémon tournament he has attended by fans of the convention.
Okay.
Okay.
When I started playing this video, I saw a bunch of people in chat saying this guy is gay and retarded.
Am I in the wrong for thinking that's apparently a million people have seen this video of this guy getting molested on Pokémon?
Okay.
The vast majority of you are normal, but the 0.1% of 2 million is 2,000, and that's not nobody.
That line hits way harder than it should.
Is that how you went over Zoomies?
You got to win over Zoom and was like, look, bro, 2 million times 0.1 is 2,000.
And 2,000 is like greater than 0.
Whoa, bro.
When you think about it like that, like totally makes sense and shit.
For real, for real, no cap.
Do be like that.
I hope he's okay.
I think he's okay.
Now, this guy, Superberry, $50.
Saskatoon Berry Pie says, thank you for speaking up.
And I'm so sorry.
I've had a similar experience.
I can say that getting grabbed especially.
Oh, he goes on to explain, by the way, that the trauma of being of having his dick grabbed from behind has made him like super hyper aware of being approached from behind.
So like when his friends or whatever come up and like tap him on the shoulder, he swings his head around super violently to like see the approaching threat.
And as a result, his neck has developed like an injury because of his head swivel disorder.
So like he freaks out so much from getting like people like touching him from like, hey, oh my God, it's like Wolfie VGC.
What's up, bro?
And like tap him on the shoulder.
He goes like, ah, like looks around real, and like it's so he violently swings his head and now he's like hurt himself and is that neck strain.
So I just wanted to let you know that in the Pokémon community, there's some shit happening.
I just want to let you know that if you're going to a Pokémon community event, do not get molested.
It is apparently a thing, okay, that you have to be on the lookout for.
Core Strength Pick Up Heavy Batteries00:06:12
Okay.
On that note, it is almost the end of the YouTube segment.
I forgot the Neil Maham, but such is alive.
Where is this?
Why is this not on this page?
Oh, there we go.
Okay.
Okay.
So I have to warn you about this.
This is a study that many of you might find extremely concerning, extremely startling.
And I just want to, you know, you have to prepare yourself mentally.
You have to brace yourself.
This is a longitudinal study that just came out.
It is a 32-year study.
Okay.
It has a smallish sample size of one, but it proves with a 98.5% level of confidence that if your weight, when measured in pounds, starts with a two or higher, you actually weigh more than Joshua Moon does right now.
So if your weight is less than two, if you're one of those weirdos in the 1.5% who's under 100 pounds and the vast majority of you who are with it under 200 pounds, you can post now crying laughing emojis and pointing at viewer emojis in chat.
If you so please, this group of people and indicate to the viewers who may be at a weight greater than 200 that they're fatter than Joshua Moon.
And that's really, really, I don't want to say sad.
I don't want to say depressing, disappointing, maybe for those people.
Disappointing, maybe, because imagine, imagine what is it, what is Joshua Moon known for besides eating cheese and pizza and ham, not much, nothing else in the whole world, chat.
Um, okay, so I guess I'll put this up as well.
You can start migrating over to kick or whatever.
Here is my plan.
I might as well just get this out of the way.
Okay.
I have disclosed at various times, and for some reason, this was news to people, which was surprising to me.
I have never been a normal weight.
Can you imagine that?
When I was in the third grade, I remember, I was either like third to fifth grade that I remember the scale first said 200 pounds.
So I've been overweight my entire life.
The skinniest I've ever been as an adult was at 19.
I started dieting at 19.
When I was in 20, I got down to 185.
That is my lowest.
I am now technically no longer obese.
I'm at the very high end of overweight.
But I actually don't know because BMI is not really like a scientific thing.
It's like a rule of thumb.
I don't really know what I'm supposed to weigh.
It's like impossible for me to actually calculate my body fat just based off how I am because I've lost a significant amount of weight.
I've lost 70 pounds since February 11th, in case you're wondering.
I started at 270 even.
So I've lost about two pounds a week every week since then.
In case you're wondering what I've done, it's not exercise.
It's not Ozempic or whatever the fuck.
It is grueling misery and agony every single fucking day eating a diet of approximately 1,000 calories.
Or more specifically, I do alternate day 500, 1600, 500, 1600, 500, 1600, 1600.
And then I switch to 760 every day except Friday, Saturday, which is 1600.
So it's absolute fucking misery.
It never gets easier.
I'm hungry all the fucking time.
I'm like angry and upset constantly because I just want to fucking eat fucking pizza.
After eight months, it has not gotten easier.
The only thing that keeps me going is knowing that one day I will stand on the steps of the Supreme Court having defeated England and provoked the U.S. into a war against the United Kingdom.
And I want to look good for when that happens.
Okay.
So, what was I getting to?
Oh, I have to figure out what my body fat percentage is.
And then I have to make a final goal.
My first goal was to get under 200 so I could make fun of everybody for being fatter than me.
And then my second goal is to actually get to a low body fat percentage, which I guess is like 15 is like low.
It's like an average normal body fat.
I don't fucking know.
This is the one time and only time I will ever ask for information related to a diet or fitness or anything.
This is your one fucking shot.
Don't ever fucking bother after today, after this week or whatever.
Because I'll get the podcast.
I promise I'll get the podcast streams up.
If you are a certified fitness instructor and I expect you to attach your fucking credentials in an email and you have a way to propose some sort of easy like core strength, just like I want to be able to pick up a 70 pound battery and slot it into a server rack easier.
General fitness that can be done from a basic level.
Don't tell me to go to jail.
I'm not paying for shit.
And that's the other thing.
It needs to be free.
It needs to be basically free.
I'm not fucking doing it.
It needs to be a 15-minute thing that is basically fucking free that I can do by myself that does just general strength.
I don't care about looking good.
I don't need abs.
I don't need arms.
I don't need legs.
I just want general strength, okay?
I'm never, nobody will ever admire me from reminding physique.
So get all that shit about cutting for beach day and next summer, not fucking doing it, okay?
I just want to lift servers into racks easier.
That's it.
So just like general core, okay?
15 minutes maximum, or I'm not fucking doing it.
Attach your credentials.
Okay, that's it.
Um, that's it as far as this.
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Was there something else?
No.
If you're overweight, you have to lose weight.
How are you going to save the white race if you're fat?
Look at these jeets.
They're skinny.
Okay.
You look at the black people stabbing white girls on the bus.
They're usually, I don't know how black people do it.
I don't think they work out.
I think they just do Coke or something, but they're always like thin.
How are you so fucking skinny, black people?
Except for the black people who get on EBT and sit at home and smoke weed all day.
They're fat as fuck.
There's like a, it's like a, like a big gap.
You're either like fat as fuck as a black person or you're like buff because I guess you go to jail and you just work out all the time.
Okay.
I sound like Chaget.
That's mean.
All right.
I've already said too much on YouTube.
Goodbye, YouTube.
Hopefully you have flipped over to the base side.
Hopefully.
All right.
Is there anything else?
I'm so hungry.
You know what I eat for breakfast?
They were talking about one of the things I want to talk about soon is EBT.
There's a whole thing with that.
But people were talking about how in schools, there's like a, do you guys remember, what was the name of this guy?
It was like a thing that happened in the late 2000s.
And then I even want to say that Michelle Obama tried to implement his policies like nationwide and everyone hates her for that.
But it was like a guy that was featured on Oprah.
And this whole thing was like improving the American cafeteria system.
Because if you ever went to a U.S. school, like all the cafeteria people, they just cook with like a box cutter.
They just take shit out and they put it into ovens.
And it's like pre-made pizza, french fries, mashed potatoes, chicken nuggies.
Is it Jamie?
Was it Jamie Oliver?
Is that how Jamie Oliver got his start?
Was that he did the whole school cafeteria thing?
And now he's like political pundit man.
No way.
No way.
I can't believe that.
I can't believe that.
That's crazy.
Anyways, it's like American school systems are disgusting.
And then they let him try his fresh food program at like a couple schools.
I guess it was.
But it was like, it was a chef.
No.
Yeah, it was a chef.
Okay.
Oh, no, not Jamie Oliver.
Who's the other guy that's British?
And I think his name, John Oliver.
John Oliver is the political annoying one.
Jamie Oliver is the chef from England that Mr. Rogers, the uncle Rogers makes fun of all the fucking time because he can't cook for shit.
Anyways, he tried to, yeah.
Okay.
I understand.
Look, I can't tell English people apart.
They all look the fucking same to me.
Okay.
I'm not racist, but I do hate English people.
He went over to the U.S. and they tried to implement the school cafeteria program.
And he got like all these fresh veggies and shit.
And he put them in the tray.
And all the kids thought it was like a joke.
Like, what the fuck is this shit?
I'm not a fucking dog.
I'm not a fucking cow.
I'm not going to eat all this fucking greens and shit.
And they like, he was like so dismayed because he like, he's like a professional chef and made all this food for all these kids using like the freshest, finest ingredients.
And then it all ended up in the bin because they didn't want to eat it.
It's like, this isn't going to make Nuggy.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck you, Jamie Oliver.
You fucking cunt.
Going right, going straight into the fucking trash can.
This fucking green slop, motherfucker.
So, yeah.
The what is that?
All right, newshancer.
Sorry.
Sorry, buddy.
So that was the thing that happened, right?
What did Michelle Obama do?
I was out of school when Michelle Obama was a thing.
What did she do to fuck up the school?
Because everyone hates her.
Let me ask the AI: why does everyone hate Michelle Obama for the cafeteria stuff?
See what the AI says.
I don't trust you guys.
Probably going to feed me big bullshit.
Made food gross and shitty.
We all hated Michelle Obama's food policy as kids.
She's black.
She took away the soda vending machines.
Oh, bro.
I would have died.
When I was in high school, I brought $2, one for my Coke Zero, the other for my bag of cheddar and sour cream ruffles.
And that was my lunch every day.
I never even took a school lunch, even though they had pizza and shit.
She took our salt.
Increase food waste.
A major complaint from students and school officials was that the new mandatory healthy items like whole grains, a required serving of fruit and vegetables, were often unappealing and ended up straight in the trash.
Studies had conflicting results.
Taste in unappealing food.
Many students and parents complained that the new meals were bland, less satisfying, or disgusting.
The mandate used to use more whole grains and less sodium and fat, combined with limited school budgets for high-quality ingredients, often resulted in foods that children simply would not eat.
Insufficient portions.
Athletes and older, growing students complain that the calorie caps and portion sizes were too small, leaving them hungry and unable to focus on activities and studies.
The USDA eventually relaxed the caps on protein and grains in response to these concerns.
Higher cost.
I mean, I feel, I kind of appreciate the sentiment because like the fucking, the shit they feed kids.
Here's the thing, right?
And it's really concerning because I don't know how you fix it.
Americans eat like shit.
I know you guys are like sick of hearing me complain about how bad the food is in the U.S., but Americans really do eat like shit.
Like, what is the typical American breakfast?
It's like fried potatoes and bacon glazed in maple syrup.
And it's like, that's not breakfast.
That's why you feel like shit.
That's why you're like fat and drowsy by noon because you eat that shit.
You eat a thousand calories of bacon and donuts and shit.
And that's like the average American breakfast and cereal.
Dude, it's like a fucking joke in the cereal aisle how they try to like advertise Cheerios as being healthy.
They have like this big whole grain.
It's got 31 grams of whole grains.
It's healthy for your heart.
31 grams of carbs in a single bowl of fucking Cheerios.
That's not a, that's not a meal.
That's that's not a meal.
That's not what you're supposed to eat for breakfast.
Um, do you know what they eat in Europe?
Like breakfast in Europe is almost always cold, and it's generally like less than a cup of yogurt with berries in it.
Like that's what I eat every day.
I eat three quarters of a cup of 2% yogurt with like raspberries or blueberries in it.
And that's it.
That's breakfast.
That's that's what I eat.
I used to eat a tin of fish and then I threw up.
I still haven't eaten the oysters that I had in my pantry after I threw up that one time.
They're still there.
I've never been able to go back to the oysters.
I used to, I used to love them every day.
And now I still have the ones I had left.
No wonder you're angry.
Okay, look, there will come a day where I can eventually have one and a half cups of yogurt.
Okay, I can eat more, but that's not until at least February.
February is like the minimum when I can do that.
Eat an omelette.
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I'm iffy on eggs is the issue.
And this isn't relevant to whatever the fuck, but I'm iffy on eggs.
There's something about eggs where if I just eat eggs straight, I get nauseous.
So it's not like a great breakfast food.
I wish I could be really into eggs.
Maybe I just have to figure out how to cook them, but they sit really heavy on my stomach.
I distrust big eggs.
That's true, too.
I bet you if I had my own chickens, my eggs would be delicious.
Okay.
All right.
Not relevant to Big Mike or the school food program is the Charlie Kirk killer Discord logs.
Turkey Tom allegedly got this from a friend of both of them.
If you don't remember, Charlie Kirk's, by the way, did you know that people who are super liberal don't even believe that Charlie Kirk was gay lovers with this trune?
Someone they were complaining about me.
The liberals on the Kiwi Farms were complaining about me in the Trump derangement thread.
Like, yeah, all Noel does now is feature pro-Trump stuff.
And he's trying to, it's funny how they were all trying to push this conspiracy theory that the Charlie Kirk guy was a gay lover of a tranny.
But after that was debunked, they all stopped with that.
It's like, no, that wasn't debunked at all.
Everything that we found, literally, the friends of these two were talking about how Tyler was pushing in his shit, like even when he was having psychotic breakdowns, which is what this log's recovering.
I'm not going to play through it because it's like, if you want to watch a 47-minute long video of Turkey Tom talking about gay people, fucking, you can.
I listened to it for you.
Basically, Tyler was like a closet, I guess you could call it a loghouse Republican.
He was like a regular country boy that like a brokeback mountain, I guess.
Lance was like a gay, effeminate trune, like egg cracking trune.
And apparently he would have like these episodes where he would start like hoarding in his living room and having mental breakdowns.
And all of their friends were like really weirded out by how he behaved.
But Tyler was still butt-fucking him that entire time.
And the guy said that he saw he saw used condoms on like the sink and stuff.
There was a really lovely divergent tangent that Turkey Tom went on about how even though the Charlie Kirk shooter was definitely fucking this tranny in the butt, the used condom that he got sent a picture of didn't have any cum in it.
So Turkey Tom openly pontificated that perhaps Tyler was only butt fucking him out of a sense of duty or obligation because he wasn't finishing in the condom.
Thank you, Turkey Tom.
That was really that's really insightful commentary about the used condom in the picture.
Thanks.
I needed that.
You know, it's only 8 a.m. and my day is fucking ruined.
Anyways, Tom would know.
Next, my good sides.
We have a beautiful American Heritage event taking place in the Oval Office.
The highest of the SARs, Sa Donald Trump, celebrated Diwali in the traditional Hindu way by lighting the festival of lights with a candlestick.
Here we have Mr. Sa Trump participating in the honorable Hindu Heritage.
Okay.
Thank you, Mr. President.
Thank you all.
Thank you, Mr. President.
Now, sar, you will see us in Valhalla, sar.
Here is the question.
Okay, here's the question.
Give me a thumbs up if this is less cringe than wearing a kippah and touching the Jew wall.
Give me a thumbs down if this is somehow even more cringe than wearing the kippah and touching the Jew wall in Israel.
I will take a drink as you vote.
Both cringe, I'm seeing.
I'm seeing some people who are approving of this.
Some people, but many people are choosing to use the animated Patrick emote to thumbs down.
It seems like the majority of people believe that this is same or somehow even worse than kissing the Jew wall, chat.
Kash Patel looking horrifying as always.
Thank you, Kash Patel, for your contributions.
Continuing the India segment, we have Letty of Sam Hyde Fish Tank fame with whoever the fuck this loser is.
We have decided that we're going to declare guerrilla war.
Okay.
After the guerrilla nest was made, Sam Hyde has declared guerrilla war on India and has sent over his biggest retards to the country of India during this holy week.
And somehow, upon touching down in India, Letty was molested by the only white man in the entire country, setting things in motion.
Then this happened.
So this is the same guy, and he decided that he was going to celebrate the festival of lights by shooting off fireworks as they do.
So he got his bottle rocket here and decided that he was going to shoot off some fireworks to celebrate Diwali or whatever the fuck.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Headshot.
So that is incredibly dangerous.
I don't know if you need to hear this.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but fireworks are not a toy.
They are explosives that are, they have like additive chemicals in them to make them different colors and to make sounds and stuff.
They're not a toy.
Every year on 4th of July, people die.
They lose limbs.
They lose parts of their face.
They suffer horrific third-degree burns.
My uncle, when he was a little boy, a bottle rocket got into his shoe and he had serious burns up and down his leg and especially around his foot.
So always be careful when using fireworks.
But this guy, he goes to a foreign country and I know it's India, but to have so little respect for the people that are your hosts when you're visiting a foreign country is absolutely fucking absurd.
And there are consequences for doing this kind of fucking bullshit.
Let them actually, when I has one, no.
Seriously.
And that's okay.
Okay, never mind.
No, they were firing at us as well.
They're shooting.
It was accident.
Like, I didn't think we actually care.
So he's saying that a child lost an eye because he got a boom headshot.
They've since been banned from kick.
So if you're wondering what the level is for getting banned from kick, disfiguring a child is one of those things.
This was posted on social media to which the Delhi police personally responded and said, please share the location of the incident and the name of the concerned police station.
So this man is in India molesting his fish tank co-worker as the Delhi police are chasing him down.
And I honestly, I hope they fucking get him.
Because if you're going to disfigure a child by shooting fireworks recklessly and then lying about what happened, I think poo-poo-boo pee-pee Pajeet prison is probably the place you need to go.
So this retard.
I'm so sick of these fucking live streamers.
Like, I don't know.
I've never felt so at ease in a foreign country where I thought I could just like maim people.
But for some reason, these live streamers, they go to like Asia and they just think, oh, ho ho, they're all so shitty and brown.
I can, I can just steal their shit and point guns at them and fire fireworks at their children.
It's like, are you retarded?
You know, it's just, how do you, I don't know.
Maybe this is like who we need in the battle, the front lines.
Like, we need people who are just effortlessly able to dehumanize everybody who doesn't look like them.
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This is our top.
We need to clone him, make super soldiers at him and be like, look, you're going to Chicago.
Just here's your fireworks.
Do what you do best.
You think the Indian was lying?
It's possible.
Maybe.
Maybe.
That would also be funny if he was just being extorted.
Like, oh, no, you fired the fireworks, but now the child has been exploded with the bottle rocket and she has lost an eye saw.
I'm going to have to ask for 2,000 rupees to replace her.
I, if you do not, you will go to Indian prison very long time, sir.
Very long time, sir, unless I get the Google gift card.
The Google Play.
Sa, do you have a CVS near your house where you live in Australia, Sa?
If so, I need to go to the CBS and get me a Google Play card.
Okay, Sa.
Do not redeem the code.
Send the code to me.
Do not redeem the code, Sa.
It's possible.
Finally, the thing I teased about, EBT is on the ropes.
The EBT is, there are many colloquial names for this program, and it varies by state, but they are most traditionally referred to as food stamps.
These are food security programs that exist in every state in the U.S.
And many of them are, I believe all of them even are funded by the United States Department of Agriculture's SNAP program, which provides additional funding to ensure that everybody who doesn't want to work doesn't have to if they don't want to.
So, well, this has been mostly this thread, by the way, is really embarrassing because I featured it.
I'm like, EBT is going to stop getting payments.
And everyone's like, oh no, I'm on EBT.
What am I going to do?
Get a fucking job.
How about that?
I don't know.
I listen.
I don't know if people think I'm joking, but I don't like useless eaters.
Here's the fact of this, okay?
If you add up Section 8, SNAP, Medicare, and Medicaid, don't even include Social Security.
That is 78% of the revenue earned by income tax.
If we simply got rid of Section 8, SNAP, Medicare, and Medicaid, you could drop income tax by 78% and not impact the budget at all.
Isn't that crazy?
Just simply get rid of it.
But, you know, they're saying it's always for disabled people and shit.
And these people, they're not fucking disabled.
That's all I'm going to say.
Let's start.
Oh, wait, no, this is a, this is what I was listening to for personal enjoyment purposes.
Actually, I'll save that for the Ralph segment.
Okay.
I like that song.
Okay.
So I'm stealing Thanksgiving dinner if my food stamps don't pay for honey hunting.
Trump cutting off food stamps right before Thanksgiving batting on, but my people ran out of stores.
With the cart.
Fool.
I bet it's gonna be some turkey on my plate.
Ham, mashed potatoes, greens, dressing.
It's gonna all be there.
Don't worry about it.
I can, I have done the math and can do the math.
You could starve this for six months before it even impacted her in the slightest.
You could just completely stop eating for an entire year and you would still be a healthy weight.
All right.
You don't have to worry about what's on the plate for Thanksgiving dinner.
Bob, I got an email from ABT.
Um, I used to get $740 a month for kids.
$740 a month?
Motherfucker, I don't eat anything, and I still pay out like hundreds of fucking dollars at the grocery store.
And this motherfucker gets $750 a month.
Fuck you.
I pay for, I pay for this man not to do shit.
Um, and we're not getting EBT no more.
They took the EBT.
They're saying I got to work 20 hours a week.
I'm not working for nobody.
Get the fuck out of here.
This is what Americans, taxpayer, work for us.
Oh, this guy.
Okay, this guy's a comedian.
I know that, but that's not, that's not an unreasonable amount of money for two kids.
They work for me.
They got to help me feed my fucking kids.
Get the fuck out of here.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, don't be quitters now.
Y'all been helping us all this fucking time.
Now y'all want to tap out.
Get the fuck out of here.
I want my EBT, yo.
I want my EBT and I'm not working for nobody.
I'm a fucking boss.
What the fuck?
I look like that when the government is here to help.
Come on.
Dude, this guy is like the persona.
Like, look, I know he's a comedian and shit.
This guy is the Ameromut meme.
Look at this.
It's like if you took the skin of a black man's face and then bleached it.
He's got the wide nose.
He's got like the scraggly black people beard.
He's got the lips, but he's just like too pale.
Like, why are you?
It's just like weird.
It's like, why are you like this?
Why do you look like a, like a, like a black ass Vitiligo or whatever.
Yeah, y'all, y'all sent all that money to Iraq, Ukraine.
Y'all funding all these wars.
But when it's time to help the Americans, y'all don't want to fucking help us.
I need my fucking EBT, yo.
I need my money, yo.
I need my fucking EBT.
Okay.
I want fucking EBT.
Where's my fucking EBT at?
You know what?
If I don't get my food staff, I'm going to Walmart.
I'm going to whack up and I'm going to ride right out the door.
And I dare nobody to put their hands on me.
I'm going back to stealing.
So you better lock your car.
I'm going to take everything inside.
Dude, Walmart is really like, they don't like being stolen from.
I know that sounds like a meme.
Like, nobody likes being stolen from.
There's a lot of stores that don't even bother to prosecute theft.
They don't even bother to trespass people who steal.
Walmart is the opposite.
If you steal from Walmart, they will hunt you down.
You'll be banned from every store in the entire country, not just that one.
They'll ban you.
They'll ban your ass from Walmart, like everywhere.
So I'm just imagining.
Do you think there's like a coat red meeting at Walmart where they're like, we have to get like armed police at the exit gates of all the Walmarts because they're just going to fucking try to like smash and grab Walmart?
We need, Mr. President, this is, Mr. President, this is Mr. Wall.
What's their names?
The Waltons.
This is Mr. Walton.
Yeah.
Yeah, the Walmart one.
Mr. President, we're going to need the National Guard, Mr. President.
We're going to need the National Guard at the exits of every Walmart in the entire country.
Yeah, there's like 20,000 of them.
We need every single Walmart secured by the army.
They need like the fucking fatigues on with the camo patterns and the AR-15 on a sling.
I need to see some fucking National Guard presence at my store, Mr. President, if you're going to cancel these goddamn food stamps.
Well, shoot the killer.
That's right.
If I see any fat black bitches, 400 fucking pounds wearing spanks to show off all their folds and shit.
If I see them walking at a fast pace, I know the only reason that fat bitch is walking at that speed at a regular walking pace is because she's trying to get out of the store as quickly as possible and she did not pay for that shit.
I don't see no bags.
I don't see no fucking bags.
That's just in the cart.
Where's the gray bags at, motherfucker?
You didn't bag that shit.
That's a shoot to kill.
You have the order.
Shoot to kill that motherfucker.
You got a cart full of shit.
No bags.
All right.
Castle doctrine.
It's the Walton doctrine.
Walton doctrine says I get to fuck you.
Motherfucker Orange Man J. Trump.
I'm going to tell you just like this.
What the fuck you mean?
Who ain't getting that goddamn food stamps to goddamn November?
Because I'm getting my goddamn shit.
I don't know about the rest of you motherfuckers, but I'm getting my shit.
Because I'm going to tell you just like this on Jesus Lamar, motherfucking Christ.
I will be at motherfucking Walmart with my steel toes on and my motherfucking helmet.
And I dare a bitch try to stop me from walking out that motherfucker store.
What the fuck do you have steel-toe boots for?
You wear steel-toed boots to a job.
Are you implying that you're capable of working or have worked at some point?
Do you need assistance when you are capable of donning the steel-toed boots and going to a job site?
To the Walmart door greeters who like to take their job very serious and stop people for their receipts after November 1st.
Don't you stop now, motherfucker, because the attitude that they gonna have for having to pay cash for their for their items ain't gonna be nice.
Don't even try to enforce the law shit because when these motherfuckers gonna have to pay money for goods and services, see, you ain't gonna like that.
You ain't gonna like it when niggas gotta start paying money for goods and services.
Let me tell y'all right now.
It's been the start some shit.
If you work at a grocery store and you know that the food stamps is out working in November and you see people stealing and you snitch, you deserve to die.
Good thing.
Ideals, Mio.
If you don't give me what I want to say, I will kill you.
I will stab you.
Didn't I go on a rant months ago about how all income taxes is a black people bribe fund?
Didn't I use that exact word?
And now, mere months later, after going on this fucking diatribe, because I started having to pay income tax again for the first time in 10 years, I'm like, this sucks.
I'm just paying for black people not to riot and loot and shit.
Mere months later, EBT threatened, not even the entire thing.
And it's like, man, if these white people don't keep paying for us not to rob and loot shit, I'm going to rob and loot shit, motherfucker.
I'm going to kill some people here.
I know is if they stop my food stamps, me and my man will be at the grocery store walking around with two bag, two big ass carts.
And they bet nobody better do nothing because my man come a hard behind me and it only take him one time to punch your ass.
The EPT app?
The EBT app?
They got you on the app.
They got like a little ding.
Like, who play on my phone?
Opus Nikola opens it up.
It's the EBT app.
Yo, food stamps finna stop.
What the fuck do you mean it finna stop?
Fuck you, bitch.
This is my literal reaction to that information.
We're not getting EBT no more.
They took the EBT.
Dude, I don't know if this is like not a thing everywhere.
There's a church near my house.
When I go up, go up the driveway of the swamp and I take a right.
There's like a little mission there.
Okay.
And they have like what is the name of this?
You know those like little libraries where they put books in?
It's like a community library.
It's like a little library, but it's like just like a stand out in like the yard.
They have one of those, but it's just lunch.
It's like a, it's like every, like if I ever drive past it, there's always some guy from the church just putting like brown bags of like lunch that they've prepared in the little wooden shelves of this thing that's just accessible from the sidewalk.
Like you don't even have to go inside and talk to them about Jesus.
If you're homeless, you can just stroll the fuck up and pull out the bag of food and be on your way.
Like, are you incapable of finding a church in the area that will feed you for your attendance?
A book nook.
It's like a book nook book with lunch, bro.
Yes, Josh, we know you live near white people.
You don't have to brag.
Shit.
Okay.
Sometimes the food sucks.
Ah, geez, dude.
This free food that I found in the book nook is not highest of quality.
Where's the seasoning?
Where's the Laurie's?
Where's the MSG?
Where's the saturated fats and shit?
I can't eat this.
This tastes like it has a vitamin, bitch.
I've already seen this guy.
This guy's a comedian.
Working for nobody.
I'm a fucking boss.
You know what?
Since you want to take food sales away, I'm going to home.
I'm going to rake up any damn damn wall doing this shit right in the basket.
I'm warming right about that bitch.
Move, get the fuck out of where I'm not paying for a damn thing.
Y'all got me fucked up.
Hanging a food sale on EBT.
Oh, why's this?
Why is this?
Trump cutting off food stamps right before Thanksgiving batting on, but my people are my heart.
There's no EBT next month.
What is this pumpkin man doing wrong?
Is this a pooner?
Why the fuck we gotta start on Tengiving?
Is that a woman?
Shit, no wonder why black men are after fat white bitches.
This is fucking tire.
And people are gonna start.
I'm telling you, this is gonna be a thing.
People are gonna start, instead of stealing groceries from the stores, they're gonna start watching people go to their cars and they're gonna take all of their groceries.
And you know what the store are gonna do?
You hear that?
Did y'all do your homework?
Start of the month, I gave y'all homework.
You gotta get your CCW.
Don't matter where the fuck it is.
I don't want to hear any excuses.
I don't care if you have to have to have a smooth burrow fucking musket in your pants in Illinois.
You gotta get that shit on strap, okay?
Now here, one month later, I call that shit like Babe Ruth, motherfucker.
They already finna ride up on you in the parking lot.
Is you strapped, nigga?
Is you strapped, bitch?
Because you might need it.
Problem.
And a PSA to the to them retail workers during this hard time of what the fuck is going on in the world.
I really don't advise y'all to try to chase after anybody that's trying to collect them some food for their family.
Madam, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your face is fucked up.
Ma'am, I don't know if you know this, but your face is fucked up.
You've got like eight piercings and like a like a satanic star on your on your fucking big ass.
I don't know, ma'am, your face is jacked.
I don't as they're walking out that door with that cart, because you might fuck around.
Magnet, a magnet the National Guard will deploy like a big ass, like electric magnet, and she'll just like.
She'll like, stick to it, like her face will just slam into this magnet from across the parking lot and don't make it home.
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I went from having 1100 Ebt every month and that was just with four children to zero for children.
For children, uh, Baltimore Detected.
Now how the am I gonna feed my children?
Someone say y'all straight up like this, I got that text that the link is destiny cut the off for november.
Um, y'all better stay the out of my way.
And these four i'm walking out with carts and i'm not paying for, don't worry lady, I stay out of your way whenever I see you.
I'm trying to make sure I heard this right.
Trump said, all the groceries is free.
Now, that's what I heard.
Well, you take from us, we take from you right, at least, that's funny.
That's like a funny joke.
What's that?
It's free.
You don't say, oh she, let's hear it.
So now, if you're on food stamp, white people get made fun of too.
By the way, if you're one of those people who's like dude I actually got from this on twitter and stuff people like Josh 44 of Ebt recipients are white.
This isn't okay.
We need a high trust society, not not punishing white people.
Motherfucker, I don't give a if you don't pay taxes, if you don't pay into the system, you don't feel it.
You don't feel the way.
You don't know what if you don't work and you don't pay taxes.
You don't know what it's like to be told by the government that one third of everything you do belongs to these people.
You don't know what it's like to think about a purchase in terms of spending 30 on a business item that you can buy or saving it, and only having to spend ten dollars on the federal government in terms of taxes if you don't pay into the system.
You have no idea how painful it's, so painful it's like they're running a potato peeler over my fucking arm and just ripping me apart for my time and my effort.
What I get is so little for so much work and they're entitled to a third of it to do nothing.
Just sit there and breed and watch tv and use tick tock.
I do so much for so little and they rip me apart for a third of everything every day so they can do nothing.
So they can do nothing.
I hate you.
I hate these people.
I hope they all starve to death and if they try to steal my groceries i'm gonna shoot them dead, like literally, just get a fucking job.
If you get a job, you'll see, you'll feel it too.
They'll start running the cheese grater down your back and then suddenly you'll hate them too and then you'll want to participate in democracy and get rid of them.
But until then, you're on the wrong team.
You're on Team Ebt American and you don't have a regular job.
They are now forcing you to do community service hours.
Oh no, community service at least 15 hours a week or you lose your food stamps.
I hope she, she I thought that this would be like another montage and she, because she's like in a trailer like oh, she must be on Ebt too.
She must be ranting about.
No, she's telling you to get a job On food stamps for 13 years, okay?
Damn, dog.
13 years.
Hey, I get the maximum, 4,300 a month.
4,300.
If I will, what go out and get a real job, work for cash.
Why would you think I would work for free?
Dude, tell me about it.
Tell me about it.
Why would the entire structure is set up to incentivize you to do nothing?
It's incentivizing you to own nothing.
You can't get section eight if you own a house.
You can't get food stamps if you have a job.
You're incentivized to do nothing.
There is definitely a cost ratio for the average person.
You can spend 40 hours a week doing a shitty fucking job to get not enough money, or you can do nothing and get less money.
But it's like, why would if I make 20, what is like the minimum wage?
Let's say you do $10 an hour times 40 times 4, 1,600.
Why would you work 40 hours a week for $1,600 if you can sit on your fucking ass and do nothing and not and get, you know, $1,300 in benefits?
Who would ever decide to work 40 hours a week when you could work no hours a week and get basically the same amount of money?
And then you can just do shit illegally for money.
You can go on YouTube or whatever and get money through Venmo or whatever the fuck and probably earn enough to get cigarettes and shit.
Look, why would anybody ever fucking work if they work for a low wage?
We have sabotage, deliberately set the system up so that people have no incentive to do anything.
And then we don't have any low-wage workers because we've incentivized doing fucking anything.
So then it's like, well, we have a shortage in a labor force.
What do we do?
Let's import 50 million Indians to do everything because they don't get benefits.
But then the moment they get in, then they get benefits because then they got a green card and they managed to get on section eight and snap.
It's like, well, fuck.
Now we don't have those people either.
And we need more money.
We need people working low-income jobs.
We'll have to import 50 billion more people from fucking Latin America.
Like if you just got rid of all this shit and people had to fucking work, there would be no problem.
Everything would be fine.
I can't stress it enough.
If you just got rid of this bullshit, it would all be fine instantly.
There would be an adjustment period, but you can't riot when you're starving.
You can't do it.
Eventually, you get hungry and you have to figure out how to eat in between your riots.
And then it calms down because you're working and paying taxes.
And you're like, well, fuck people that don't want to work anyways.
Which, by the way, is the exact argument that people make against capitalism.
The communists go, well, once you're working and you have to pay taxes, then you start, then you become a class trader and you hate people on benefits.
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Like, that's what they say because it's true.
The moment they got the cheese grater on you, you fucking hate everybody else.
So that's why the tranny communists that work in open source software hate people who hate the working man.
I'm sure I do want pizza.
Why everybody worried about these fools, them getting cut off?
Y'all seen that episode of The Simpsons?
Bitch, are you eating at the mic?
You apparently can do without food stamps.
You got food.
So you got so much food that you can't stop eating in the mic.
I can't play this.
I can't listen to this bitch eating.
Fucker.
Next.
This is an update on Graham Lennon.
Grand Linham, who was arrested at the airport for saying something about shroons not being women.
He was arrested.
And the Scotland Yard, which I've learned is not in Scotland.
It's actually the name of the building in London, which English people are fucking retarded.
The Scotland Yard is in London.
That doesn't make no damn sense.
Okay.
So anyways, Graham Lennon will not be pursued with charges by the Scottish.
He's an ugly guy.
I gotta say.
Even the best of the English are just some ugly motherfuckers.
I like him.
I'm just saying.
He's unattractive.
Okay.
I don't think that's controversial.
I don't think that's mean.
Like he just, he's what the fuck's wrong with him?
He's Irish?
I don't care.
I don't want to hear your fucking excuses.
Okay.
Anyways.
They're not going after him.
He's going after them, however.
This is the one time where having a cartoon avatar of yourself is very acceptable because that little cartoon that he has is better.
I understand.
I approve of this.
The police have informed my lawyers that I face no further action in respects to the arrest at Heathrow in September.
After a successful hearing to get my bail condition lifted, one which the police officer in charge of the case didn't even bother to attend, the Crown Prosecution Service has dropped the case.
With the aid of the Free Speech Union, I still aim to hold the police accountable for what is only the latest attempt to silence and suppress gender-critical voices on behalf of a dangerous and disturbed man.
Wish him luck against the bobbies.
But this is aforementioned free speech union saying, breaking the Metropolitan Police have dropped their investigation.
After weeks of police veil, subject to unlawful conditions, including a ban on posting on X, officers have told Leonard that prosecutors say there isn't sufficient evidence to support any charges.
That shouldn't have been a surprise since opposing trans ideology is not a crime.
Let's see.
They sent armed police to arrest him at Heathrow.
We're not stopping there.
We've instructed a top flight team of lawyers to sue the Met for the wrong arrest, among other things.
Graham deserves an apology.
But more importantly, the police need to be taught a lesson that they cannot allow themselves to be continually manipulated by woke activists.
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I've said this before, but you don't really get treated like a human being until you have a lawyer.
It's like night and fucking day.
Like, I can't even describe it.
Like, you're, you're just like a football to get kicked around like a fucking toy in the hands of a clumsy idiot child, being like an insect, having your wings and legs ripped off by like a psychopathic little kid.
But then you get a lawyer and it's like, ah, it's like the insect now has a little stinger and it can sting that fucking kid, sting him right in his fucking hand, teach him a lesson.
I don't touch me, bitch.
And it's like, ow.
You know, it's like, you don't need to be the biggest dick insect in the entire world to get a little kid to fuck off, right?
But you're defenseless unless you got your stinger, unless you got a lawyer.
You're just ripe for being pulled apart unless you got the stinger.
And you don't need a big stinger.
You don't need to be like one of those Venezuelan wasps that deliver the most painful sting in the world that cause debilitating pain and death.
You just need enough of a sting to get people to fuck off and it works.
So that's the other thing.
I need to make a list of shit that's useful, useful to me.
Like you're a listless idiot.
You don't know what to do with your life.
That's one thing you can do.
Are you book smart?
Do you like being technically correct?
The best kind of correct?
Do you like arguing with people?
And do you like threatening people and getting away with it?
Because it's legal to do.
Do you like extorting people in a legal way?
Do you wish that you could extort and threaten people using book smarts to your advantage in the most legal and authorized way imaginable?
Become a lawyer.
Become a lawyer.
Lawyers threaten, bully, intimidate, scare, harass, and get their way.
And they do it legally.
So, if that sounds like something, if you're a fucking psychopath, if you're a fucking psychopath and you want to hurt people and get away with it, become a lawyer because there's a career out there and everybody needs a lawyer.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's see here.
If I don't, if I asked somebody to summarize this for me, and if I don't have notes for this, I'm just going to have to skip over it shamefully and be like, I don't know.
Okay, I don't know.
Okay, here we go.
Amberlynn's ex-girlfriend, Emily, has sent a reaction channel, text messages, like 60 of them, I want to say.
They're all numbered.
So let's see.
They go all the way up to I'm like really, really pushing it.
How many attachments I can get this fucking thing to load in time.
I want to say they go all the way up to like 60.
And these recount a bunch of stories of abuse between Amberlynn and Emily.
Amberlynn confined her to a room.
Well, Emily came, or Emily was sleeping.
Amber came into her room to fight.
Emily wanted to leave, but Amber was standing in the way.
Which, sorry, Newsham, you don't need to see this.
I know Newsham, he's never said this before, but he really hates the girl local stuff.
And he doesn't, he doesn't really give a shit.
He's a man's man.
He's the kind of ham that likes to eat chippy chippies and watch football.
Okay.
He's not the type of ham to watch girly stuff.
Okay.
He doesn't give a shit about that.
So he does.
Newsham likes some of the sector stuff.
He likes the Ralph stuff.
That's his favorite.
So Amberlynn, 700 pounds, not easy to push out of the way.
Amberlynn was blocking the door.
Emily tried to push past, but that was a mistake.
The kinetic force required to move Amberlynn is immense, but Amberlynn has the muscles required to move it herself.
So she is quite strong indeed.
And she pushed Emily to the ground.
Amberlynn tried to claim that Emily fell because she tripped on a blanket and then accidentally grabbed Emily's arm.
And this was all very traumatic because Emily was held at gunpoint by an ex-girlfriend who didn't let her leave.
And Amber knew this.
So she alleges that Amberlynn physically locked her into a room and blocked the way because an ex apparently did an ex-girlfriend?
An ex-girlfriend.
Okay, listen.
I have tried to white knight women.
And in particular, the very unreliable article that alleged that lesbian couples experience the most domestic abuse of any kind of pairing.
This Amberlynn shit is not fucking helping.
Apparently, Emily's ex-girlfriend held her at gunpoint back in the day.
Okay.
And Amberlynn knew this and knew that being confined would trigger her trauma because she was held in a room and trapped by her previous ex.
And she exploited that to cyberbully her.
There are text messages, or all the text messages are Amberlynn complaining that Emily did not care about her feelings and Emily telling her to shut up.
Amberlynn allegedly, Emily would go sit in her truck after work to get away from Amber and scroll fat girl porn on her phone.
So Emily would deliberately hide away from Amberlynn and get her fat girl fixed somewhere else.
There's a chance that Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed and Emily are like Starcross lovers.
They've looked at the same materials together.
Emily released the text because Amberlynn did a live stream where she tried to show Emily was abusive because she called her bitch and cunt and showed out of context text messages.
So Emily showed the full context, which is these 60 images that I'm not reading all the way through.
There's a guy, by the way.
He's so weird.
And his name is Mr. Snowflake.
And he exclusively does like girl gossip stuff.
But he's like this really well-groomed young man who's from Scotland.
And he does like this really serious vibe where it's like he like chastised Amberlynn.
He's like, so in the text, Emily says that she was physically abused by Amberlynn and that Amberlynn had pushed her to the ground, deliberately knowing that Emily had traumas with her past ex and her past ex having confined her in the space.
But Amberlynn knew that, didn't you, Amberlynn?
Because at heart, you're just a big bully.
And it's like so weird because it's like, he's like a narrator quality voice, and it's like such a quiet, subdued tone, very serious.
And it's like, he's very, very popular with the women because that's exactly the kind of true crime shit that they like.
Okay.
But it's just, it's just weird because it's, he's just like super embroiled in the girl local stuff.
Whenever I'm thinking about this, I'm thinking about how Mr. Snowflake would present it.
Like, yes, indeed.
It's quite serious, quite traumatic indeed.
But Amberlynn intended that way because she's a petty narcissist.
It is super, super Scottish way of talking.
Quite gentlemanly pro-Scottish.
They like any straight man.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know the sordid details of Mr. Snowflake.
Is there a Mr. Snowflake, Mr. Snowflake?
Both Emily and Amber are horrible to each other and clearly had a toxic relationship while Amberlynn pretends outwards it was the most gentle love she has ever felt.
The texts include more proof that Amberlynn let Rarity, the cat, out because she mentions it to Emily during a fight in order to make her come home to help her look for Rarity.
It is likely a plan to manipulate Emily to have an excuse to stay with her in Oklahoma.
That has always been the conspiracy that Amberlynn, like she announced that she was having an issue and she'd be coming back to Oklahoma.
And then the cat disappears.
And everyone's like, did you like kill the cat so that you could stay in Wisconsin or whatever the fuck and look for this cat forever?
Was she like the plot?
That's like the plot of a bunch of different movies where it's like they want to move on, but they can't because they have to look for somebody.
It's like the entire plot of season two of The Walking Dead.
They're looking for that little girl who's dead in the barn the entire time.
Rarity's zombie.
Rarity's a zombie cat and she's locked in the barn.
And Amberlynn's lying about it to everyone to keep him stuck there on the farm.
It was a conspiracy theory.
Now it's a conspiracy fact.
Okay.
That's the evolution of this.
Okay.
I have some.
Let me copy this over.
I apologize.
This is very unprofessional for me.
Okay.
Everyone knows I am the most professional.
Besides Mr. Snowflake, he's more professional than I am.
But besides that guy, I am the most professional.
All right.
I do have a thingy here.
Okay.
So Emily says, but I deserved it, right?
Megan trying to kill me.
I deserved that.
No, you didn't.
Oh my God, Emily.
You literally fucking said that.
No, I didn't.
I said you pushed Megan, didn't you?
I should have never said that.
In my brain, I remembered what you said about Jade.
Since I was angry, I wanted to say it back to you.
And I shouldn't have.
I regret it.
I take full accountability.
Do you want me to call my mom?
Because I will call her right now.
She said she's awake unless you want to talk about this in person calmly.
Yep, you can tell her I'm kicking you out because you took a chunk of skin out of my arm.
I didn't want to yell at me.
I didn't want you to yell at me and vice versa.
Oh my god, Emily, what the fuck?
Exactly.
What?
The actual fuck.
I'm calling her now.
No answer.
Mom, there is no God.
There is no God in this situation to come help you.
Mom is not coming.
It's over.
One time, one time you paid.
Even then, I ended up paying for everything but the fucking flight.
You are an idiot.
Just for the casino, I paid $1,000.
Amberlynn, big fan of the casino.
She's a whale, apparently, dropping $1,000 in donos.
Big support.
Thank you, Amberlynn.
You never paid me back for the shit after you promised you would.
Fuck off.
Leave me alone.
I want nothing to do with you.
I don't care about anything you have to say.
I've never been more done in my life.
Okay.
Let's fucking go.
You didn't have to spend shit at the casino.
That was your choice.
Go find another Colleen.
And she says, I never will.
Leave me the fuck alone.
I hate you.
You broke me.
All whilst trying to love you.
You fucking destroyed me.
Oh, because I wanted to call you.
I didn't do shit to you.
You are the one who needs help.
Dude, my theory has always been with like lesbian relationships in particular, but basically any relationship that's like this is like, if you're like a, like a fucking welfare recipient and you have no job, you get really bored.
You don't have any like problems in your life.
You're just like sitting there dying.
And you're like, shit, I'm fucking bored.
So then you get into a relationship and you make that your job where you're just like constantly filling, like patching in the holes of the ship that's like sinking as you're sailing it.
And that's like just how you keep yourself busy.
You get into fights with your fat fuck girlfriend about casino trips and shit.
She says, you are the one who needs help.
You belittle me.
You cuss at me.
You say awful things to me.
You hang up on me.
You block me.
You treat me like garbage.
You're never there for me.
You do nothing for me.
You never show that you care about me.
You only say bad things about me.
So what she says, you're fucking delusional.
Name shit that shows you care about me.
Okay, I want to know.
This is the camel that broke the straws back.
I'm literally hurt so much.
Well, well, well, how the turns have tabled, Amberlynn.
Is she the camel?
What is that implying?
After this came out, Amberlynn tried to show proof that her side of the story by reading from her journal, LOL.
So Amberlynn broke out.
She's like a chronic journaler.
The most one of the Amber Amberlynn has like no redeeming qualities.
She's the most annoying fucking cunt that's ever fucking lived.
And I honestly, I hate her.
She's insipid.
If there was anybody on the planet that embodied the word insipid, it's Amberlynn.
She has no interesting qualities, no interesting hobbies, nothing interesting to say ever.
She talks, words come out, they mean nothing.
She is pasty white.
And you know what she eats?
And if I could, if I was 700 pounds and gave up on life, I'd be eating some fucking pizza.
I'd be eating some good ass cheese on the wreck.
I'd wake up.
I'd fry my bacon.
I'd get some nice cheese and spread it on a bagel.
That was, um, okay, look, I, I would eat well is what I'm trying to say.
You know what Amberlynn eats to get to 700 pounds?
Bags of plain white rice.
She binge eats plain white rice.
She eats an entire Chinese village worth of rice every fucking day.
That's what she eats.
That's what, that's, that's what's worth incarcerating her body in a fat prison is worth to her.
Plain white rice.
She is insipid inside and out.
The most boring fucking person.
And her hobby is journaling.
She spends hours taking pens and drawing little calendars and organizational charts and all these fucking books she buys, and she never does anything with them.
You know why?
Because she doesn't do anything.
How the fuck do you journal when you don't fucking do anything?
If you're like the president of the United States, you probably have a lot to say in your memoirs.
How the fuck, if you're a fat bitch who just sits and eats plain white rice all goddamn day, what the fuck do you journal about?
Today I woke up and I wasted my life again and ate plain white rice and was fat and looked at internet drama videos and scowled, scowled at them as I did.
I watched Mr. Snowflake and he talked to me in a condescending British manner about what an insipid fat cunt I am.
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And that's it.
You can sell up your entire day in a paragraph.
What the fuck you journaling for?
Anyways, apparently Emily has made a video of Amberlynn having a BPD meltdown, which Amberlynn is terrified of coming out.
Amberlynn deleted all the videos she's made about Emily and put out a community note saying that Emily didn't do nothing and is not a feeder.
Why can't I get that respect?
I need people to come out and stop calling me a feeder, okay?
Josh didn't do anything and he's not a feeder.
That's what I want to see on pages on the internet across multiple, multiple social media sites, blogs.
I want it on the front page of Liz Fong Jones' personal website.
Okay, Josh didn't do nothing and he's not a feeder.
Just like roll out the fucking banners, okay?
Likely she made a deal with Emily so the video wouldn't be released.
And there's more to it, but it's just fat girl drama.
So we'll cap it off there, Chuck.
Let's proceed to the other girl Cal who's popular and that is, of course, Aniza Jamaha.
Aniza Jama's husband, iDubbs, has achieved a remarkable milestone of 7 million subscribers.
Actually, he achieved that a while ago.
He's actually dipped a full one mil below where he was at his peak.
iDubbbs peaked at just below 8 million subscribers and he's now down to 6.94 million.
So big milestone, 1 million lost subs is actually pretty fucking remarkable.
Not many people, even really big ones that have huge scandals, lose that much.
By the way, there was that, who was that gay guy who he had like his own makeup line and shit.
And I remember he had a scandal where he was like accused of butt fucking some guy against his will and he got super mega canceled and he lost like he like James Charles.
Yeah, James Charles.
I remember that's why they changed that system, by the way.
They used to be able, if you like pulled the YouTube API endpoint for a subscriber count, you'd get like the actual subscriber count.
And after James Charles lost like 2 million subscribers in a day and everyone was live watching his subscriber count go down in real time, YouTube like manually changed the API so that it would round down to like the nearest 10,000 or whatever if you had a million subs so that you couldn't do that anymore because people made a game out of like unsubscribing from him.
Everything, by the way, I hate Neil Mahan.
I know that goes without saying, but Neil Mahan is the epitome of a fucking Jeet.
He has ruined YouTube.
Every his main thing, his number one crusade has been against downloaders and non-standard YouTube libraries.
And you know what he's fighting for?
He's fighting to get me to watch ads.
Neil Mahan desperately wants me to see ads and he wants to ban YouTube downloaders and he wants to ban non-standard YouTube interfaces so that I have to see ads and I can't install sponsor block.
And YouTube download is having to add an entire JavaScript engine to their program so that you can solve like cryptographic puzzles to watch fucking YouTube videos now and download them.
And the ads that Neil Mahan is trying to get me to watch are AI generated.
There's like two kinds of ads: AI-generated fucking slop.
And the same fucking, dude, if I ever click a YouTube link and it opens the app instead of the browser, and I'm immediately hit with an ad.
And the ad they make me watch is the same fucking thing over and over again.
It is a fake YouTuber playing a game where a soldier is walking down a road that is split into two lanes and you have to decide which lane to go into to get power-ups or to shoot the bad guys.
And you have to like balance it.
And it is the most inane bullshit I have ever fucking seen.
And it is the only ad I ever see.
It does not matter what video I'm trying to watch.
If I ever accidentally open the YouTube app, I'm watching some random fucking guy pretend to be a YouTube influencer pretending to play a game that is just a dude walking down a highway shooting.
It's all I ever see.
And Neil Mahan has dedicated an entire engineering task force to stopping YouTube downloaders from working so that I'm forced to watch fake fucking YouTube influencers play this shit ass fucking game.
And it's like the same game under 80 different brand names and they all advertise the exact same way.
And I guarantee you the entire purpose of allowing the ads to be so fucking shitty is that they're just trying to get you to subscribe to YouTube Premium.
And it's like, I am never subscribing to YouTube Premium.
I want Google as a company to collapse.
I want everybody at Google HQ to be fired.
I want Google to never have the money to hire H-1B employees ever again.
I want your entire company fucking burned to the ground.
And I want everybody at the executive level put in fucking prison for treason.
I'm never giving you my money.
I'm never buying a fucking app.
I'm never buying a song off YouTube music again.
I'm not buying YouTube Plus, YouTube TV.
TwitchCon Security Staff Ignored Attack00:05:24
It's never happening.
I'm never giving you fucking money.
I will simply never watch YouTube videos as opposed to give you fucking money.
I hate him.
I hate him so much.
Anyways, Anita Jamha.
iDubbs has fallen apart, right?
So then this video or post made some stirs, but I think it's all clickbait.
Anisa posted that she was stenciling drawings in for a nursery room.
And I guarantee you, it's like her sister or her friend or something is expecting.
So she's helping design the nursery.
But everyone's like, oh my God, is Aniza having a baby?
No, Aniza's not having a fucking baby.
I don't think even iDubbs is that fucking stupid.
I think he's too soy now, anyways.
I'm pretty sure that iDubb swimmers are all dead.
They all hang themselves.
He's not making it anymore.
And then she posted this, okay?
She's trying, she posted this on Instagram and said, come join my other Instagram channel where I post spicy content.
And this is the picture she used to advertise.
And I don't usually do this because she's a hoe, but everyone knows her.
Everyone knows she's a hoe.
I talk about her anyways.
But it's like, this woman is like completely incapable of flattering herself.
Everything that she does just makes her look so like you can like her, the angle is unflattering.
You can see her fucking razor burn.
And it's like, what is wrong with you mentally?
Where you are completely incapable of being attractive.
You just can't do it at all.
Yeah, it's like a lizard.
It's like, it's like if you, it's like if you took a tranny and put it in a woman's body.
Like, this is the kind of shit that a tranny actually transformed into a woman would try to do to look sexy.
And it's like, ew, it's like, it's like Uncanny Valley for a real woman.
It's like, how do you do this?
It's bizarre.
Um, I'm not going to play this video because it's gross, but um, this woman is named Emaru or something, and apparently, she's like a cosplayer.
A fat gross guy just walks up and mouth rapes her, basically.
Um, just like takes her and like kisses her.
Like, I don't know if he's trying to reenact that iconic photo from the end of World War II where the sailor like kisses some random woman.
That's basically what he's doing.
And um, they just let him walk, like, he just literally just walks up and forcefully kisses her and then walks away.
And nobody stops him from doing this, and nobody stops him from getting away.
So, um, apparently, they're trying to press charges on them.
I don't know if that's gone through, if they've even identified him, but she put out a statement.
Oh, they did identify him because of the statement.
I'll just read it: Hello, everyone.
I am okay, and thank you all for the kind messages.
Today, the man who assaulted me was allowed to cross multiple barriers at TwitchCon and even in front of another creator's meet and meet greet to grab me in my face and try to kiss me.
Fortunately, he wasn't able to, but a lot of people pointed out it could have been a lot worse.
I'm obviously shaken up by what happened, and this is not the first time I've dealt with something like this.
But to tell you honestly, I'm a lot more hurt and upset by how Twitch handled it during and after the fact.
Like I said, I don't understand how he was allowed to make it in the first place.
The security in the clip who reacts is my own security.
It's my favorite and usual security guard.
It's true, my favorite and usual security guard was banned for holding a stalker's arm to bring him to police at a past TwitchCon.
So, her private security guard was banned from TwitchCon for detaining a molester.
Okay, that's what's happening at TwitchCon.
If you detain a molester, uh, you are banned.
Um, however, there were at least three or four other TwitchCon security staff in the area who did not react and let the guy walk away, as you can see in the clip since they didn't even appear in the frame lol.
Um, the woman who was walking me away is my own personal manager.
And behind the booth, the only two people who were checking on me and comforting me were her and my friend.
None of the TwitchCon staff came to ask what happened or if I was okay.
My friend who was present told me Twitch security were also behind the booth afterwards, joking about how they didn't even see what happened and immediately laughing and moving on to talking about something else.
So, if no one was checking if I was okay or needed anything and they let the guy run away initially, I have no idea what anyone hired to keep the event safe was doing lol.
In Twitch's statement, they said the guy was immediately caught and detained, but that is a blatant lie.
He was allowed to walk away from my meet and greet, and I didn't hear he was caught until hours after he attacked me.
And it felt like this only happened because of my manager pressing for it, not because TwitchCon staff present thought it was a big deal.
I have a lot more I want to say, but I will say it on stream later today instead of writing a book on here.
Thank you guys.
Again, sorry I had to see that.
This is my last TwitchCon, and it's saddening to say that a 10-year on and off attendee of TwitchCon.
I think other creators should seriously consider not attending in the future.
I did not feel cared for or protected, even bringing my own security and staff.
I can't imagine how creators without those options would feel.
Stay safe, y'all.
Twitch is just like eating shit constantly.
I honestly don't know.
I mean, I know how they have.
Actually, let me just shake this up a little bit.
They basically depend on Jeff Bezos' money and nothing else.
Because if they had to like survive on their own, they'd just be completely collapsed at this point.
And trigger warning: if you don't want to see animal anything bad, okay, it's a Son Piker.
It's a Turk Roach.
You know the deal.
There is a clip that someone found where this is Hassan's old dog.
I don't know what happened to his pit bull.
I've not been following it that closely.
I assume he just murdered it because it's a fucking shitbull.
But the dog has prong marks on it, which is consistent with how, because the metal prongs of a shot collar have to dig into the skin in order to complete the circuit.
It's consistent with how a shot collar would wear on the skin of an animal.
So he definitely used a shot collar on the pit bull.
And that's probably why he defaults to it.
Because insecure brown men love pit bulls.
Pit bulls are like an extension of their own masculinity.
I say brown men, but it's a thing in Eastern Europe, too.
I've never seen so many dog balls than when I was in Ukraine.
Every fucking Slav in Ukraine has a dog that's not on a leash that has big swinging nuts hanging around because they can't neuter their dog because it's like an it's like an extension of who they are and their own masculinity to have shit fucking shitbulls with their balls on and no leash.
And it's, I hate them.
If you have one of these animals, fuck you.
We're going to kill your dog.
If you have a shitbull, we're going to kill your fucking dog.
I'm sorry to say.
I hate it.
I hate your fucking animal.
I don't respect your choice.
I don't respect its life or its right to exist.
Okay.
It's a fucking shitball.
We're going to euthanize it painlessly, but we're going to have to kill all the pit bulls.
It's on the list of things to get the fucking rid of.
So Hassan Piker, insecure beta male who needs to extend his own masculinity through shit ass fucking dog.
Got a pit bull.
Realized that pit bulls suck, even though they poof whoo, whoo, whoo, woof, real loud.
And that's like really cool and masculine and shit.
And he had to zap it to keep it in line because it's a fucking shitbull and they suck ass.
So consistent, learn to use the shot collar with that's why he thinks that his current dog is so obedient.
It's like, wow, if I take a normal dog that's on a shitball and I zap the fuck out of it, then it does what I say.
Wow, it doesn't like try to maul baby's sill after I zap the fuck out of the rat.
Looks like a really well-behaved dog.
So spoiled.
I barely have to shock the fuck out of this dog.
So spoiled.
But the stress of dealing with the Kaya situation has left Hassan in a state of distress and black pill chat.
He is no longer the happy, joyful Hassan Piker that we all know and love.
He is now a much darker, black-pilled Hassan Piker.
I can't stand any of you dumbfucks in this goddamn chat.
Oh my fucking God, I hate.
I hate the left.
I hate liberalism.
I hate everything that's going on every single fucking day of the goddamn week.
I just, I hate my life.
I hate fucking streaming.
I hate socialism.
I hate every single fucking person who thinks that the peak of activism is just being the most annoying, holier thou, holier than thou, the most ultimately woke leftist.
It's just, it's, I, you did it.
You did it.
You have unlocked the fucking nihilism within me.
Okay.
I am black pilled.
Nothing will ever get better.
We are never going to make it out.
We can't even have a normal, fucking, non-hostile, goddamn conversation on any of these issues.
Everybody just simply wants to fucking chirp into the wind because they have no power and they recognize their utter powerlessness in the face of unjustifiable constructs that we fucking exist under.
And the best possible fucking thing you can do is just be goddamn annoying.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Right when the reporter is asking me about optimism, I want to fucking, I want to just shut it off, dude.
I want to shut everything off.
I just want to go away.
If I wasn't so goddamn stubborn, I would have a long time ago.
Oh my lord, dude.
I 100% think you should do something go on sub-only mode.
What do you mean?
The most annoying people are literally like the 40 month subscribers.
The person that caused me to fucking spiral just now is Hidejo offliner or whatever.
And that is like a routine nuisance and an offliner in this community.
Okay.
He is a consistent voice of nuisance.
Okay.
What are you talking about?
The people that actually brick me, the people that actually cause me to fucking spiral out of control are always the people that have been in this fucking community for years who never shut the fuck up.
I have banned him before.
It's literally just like I'm not even singling him out.
He's just one example, but this happens all the time, bro.
Anyway, one of the worst aspects.
Wait, hold up.
Where was it?
It went away so fast.
Oh, there it is.
Open presents for 20 subs.
Let's get some subs for Hassan Piker being fucking black pill.
Woo!
I love that guy.
That guy probably really thought open presents was like, maybe if I give him like $100, my daddy Hassan Piker will be happy.
I just want daddy Hassan Piker to be a happy boy.
I will give Hassan Piker $100.
He's already a multi-million.
Maybe $100 will make him chill him up a little bit.
One of the worst aspects of like this kind of gathering online is that people, I think people don't behave like this in the real world.
That's unironically what I was talking about.
That's why I have so much hope for the future of America when I'm out in the fucking streets, right?
Because I see grandparents and I see kids and I see regular ass folk that see right from wrong.
And they say, fuck this.
What do you mean?
You're just like kidnapping my neighbors.
Get the fuck out of here.
And they protest.
And that gives me confidence.
And then when I go back to the internet and I get fucking yelled at by a bunch of screenager iPad babies who are 38 years old who think that the most like radical socialist position is to constantly chirp in a fucking Twitch streamer's chat and hyper scrutinize everything and then like refuse to understand like broader points.
Okay.
Refuse to be open-minded.
Then I'm blackpilled again.
It's virtually impossible not to be blackpilled if you're online all the fucking time.
Everything that we do here is so bad.
It's so fucking bad.
All right, there you go.
That's how sad he is.
It sucks to be an animal abuser, I guess.
Hassan Piker, can you stop abusing your poor innocent dog, which is like the cutest, most expensive designer dog that you've like this guy went to the doggy store and was like, hello, yes, I'm a champagne socialist with millions of dollars at my disposal.
I want the cutest heck and pepperino that you have in your pupperino library because I'm trying to get dumb liberal pussy.
Can you give me your cutest heck and pepperino?
I need something that just immediately stirs the soul of white women.
So I need something that is extremely cute and adorable for my streams.
And the puppy mill that he bought this from was like, here is our highest quality, 10 out of 10, wholesome big chungus heck and pepperino.
This is the cutest dog that has ever existed or ever will exist.
This is our finest product.
Iron Mouse Announces Cute Puppy Mill00:04:02
It's $20,000, sir.
He's like, I'll buy that dog so it can sit in my room and help me get liberal pussy.
And then he shocks the fuck out of it.
And then suddenly all those liberal women that he was trying to court are like, wait a second, this guy isn't wholesome big chungus.
He tortures animals because he's a disgusting turk roach.
And then he's like, fuck.
Oh, man, my plan backfired.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe this is happening to me.
I did nothing wrong.
I did everything right.
Update on Matthew Moulton.
Matthew Moulton is the fat, pedophile diaper fag who ran Encyclopedia Dramatica for a while.
He was extradited to Flowrider to face charges of threatening the life of law enforcement officer Mike Shickwood.
He has been in jail this entire time because he is unable to post bail.
And he has actually filed a motion for writ of mandamus, which, as you remember, is also something that pro se litigant Stebbins filed in West Virginia against Low Cal LLC, which failed.
But he is writing this very interestingly in handwriting, which to be honest, his handwriting is very good.
Motion for writ of mandamus comes now.
The defendant Matthew Moulton, who moves this honorable court to provide adequate financial relief from the state to the defendant in the event of dismissal or acquittal.
Defendant seeks a tithing 10% of the state's GDP from the last recorded year.
This extraordinary request is made on the following grounds.
One, defendant lives out of state in Washington and cannot litigate for damages against the state of Florida given his lack of financial resources.
Two, defendant seeks relief from damages done to his metaphysics research and creations caused by state-enabled publicly televised defamation by a duly elected sheriff of Volugia County, Mike Shitwood, as well as legal arrest and incarceration without probable cause, violation of free speech and free exercise of religion.
His religion is the shit on the sheriff and threaten to kill him, apparently.
Violating the blah, blah, blah.
The value of the metaphysics work is worth more than the presumed presence concept of currency with specific temporal delay and dilution damage within the origination frame of a temporal awareness, resulting in catastrophic creationary loss to all casually connected futures.
Four, as a creationary, as creationary damages are incalculable, a tithing given in good faith is required by religious custom to compensate for loss in higher creation, as well as a result of sin or station sickness, repentance of wickedness.
Five, this timeframe lacks temporal privacy laws and rights in relation to their end falls.
As such, it's in the interest, the best interest of higher dimensional self-preservation to pay in the presumed present for potential damage to the temporal environments, restitute in a now or risk raised in a forever.
By the way, in case you're wondering, I do not believe that he is honest about any of this because he is a fat, retarded diaper fag and everything he does is for attention.
So this is, just so you know, if you're like one of those drama slop YouTubers, I'm going to preemptively ask that you don't make like a Matthew Moulton video because this man literally comes to any kind of attention.
So after he gets out of jail, he's going to walk, he's going to sit down, put his hand in his diaper, and start Googling his name on YouTube.
And if a Turkey Tom video pops up and he's reading this shit, be like, whoa, this doesn't make any sense.
It's so crazy.
What a crazy guy.
He's going to be like, I'm going to be beaten off.
Gonna be beaten off to that.
So don't do it.
I'm just letting you know that this is what he this is instead of beating this man with a stick.
This is what he's doing.
He's wasting my court's resources entertaining this bullshit.
Drama Slop YouTubers Matthew Moulton Video00:12:43
Okay.
VTuber news, my favorite.
Iron Mouse has announced something.
I don't remember who Iron Mouse is.
I think Iron Mouse is the one that has like cancer AIDS or something.
She's a sick little mouse, and therefore, if you give her money, you're not just simping for a cartoon girl.
You're actually contributing money to a person who really needs a chat.
She posted this, which I found amusing.
She says, I deeply apologize to all the VTubers and the fans who had meet and greets at the VTuber booth this year.
It breaks my heart to know staff threw out all of the gifts.
I should have been known better to trust them to take care of everything ahead of time.
I am so sorry, everyone.
So the Gator Gay Mars of the World, the anime Ardvarks, came to the convention, the Vtuber booth, and laid down at her television screen, the feet of her television monitor, and said, I tribute this to you, my queen.
And then they walked away.
And then the Twitch cons or whatever fucking convention staff came over with their, you know, those little buckets that are the end of sticks so you can sweep into them, just swept all that shit up into the dustbin and dumped that shit out and said, fuck this garbage.
We're not sending this shit to no fucking cartoon character.
And so it's all gone forever.
All your love letters, all your presents, your gifts of frankincense and myrrh, your gifts of gold, gone.
Literally dustbend.
Literally swept up.
There is another small story.
I mentioned that Niana Banana was the blonde Puerto Rican GF.
Okay, if you don't remember this story, because I think I only talked about it with PPP and Andy Worski on the Gator, the fuck Gator Festival. before he retired.
If you remember your deep Gator lore, there was a particularly embarrassing incident where Ethan Ralph's current co-host at the time made an appearance on Dick Masterson's stream, which if you're only like a recent listener, you have no idea who these people are and you're better off for it.
But he showed up on Dick's show.
Dick is like a confidence guy, like a pickup artist type.
And he asked Gator, who's like a fat virgin, like the most pathetic man-child on the face of the planet, tell me about your girlfriends.
So somehow he breaks off into this story about Puerto Ricans.
And he says, hey, I dated the Puerto Rican ones.
She was smoking hot blonde hair, which already, like, he just immediately trips over his own feet out the gate in the story.
Because number one, nobody believes that the Gator Gamer ever had a girlfriend.
Number two, Puerto Ricans are famous for having like wiry, curly hair and being Hispanic, which do not carry blonde jeans.
So already just bullshit.
However, much later on, while I was doing my research for the Fuck Gator Festival, I discovered that one of the VTubers that he was most proud of helping, because she was small at some point.
And he literally, I swear to fucking God, I'm not making this up.
Ethan Ralph's second in command, the Gator Game War, now the anime artwork, took an iPad and loaded this bitch up on her.
And he walked around with this iPad in his hand at an anime convention to do a meet and greet, like a man servant.
Like, cause she can't appear in person.
He walked around with this fucking iPad in his hand so people could say hello to her.
And he reminisces on this years after the fact and says, boy, I sure am proud of the time I helped that young, young potential, the Neander Banana, become a big celebrity like she deserves for her many talents.
When I walked around in Ofka holding her iPad and introduced her to the world, I did something.
I planted the seed that grew.
And while people may look at this beautiful 100-year oak tree now and think how beautiful it is, they'll never recognize the man who planted the seed.
But I know my heart, on the cockles of my heart, that I helped.
And that's all I need.
I don't need recognition.
I'm simply proud of what I've done.
It's how fucking reminiscent about this anime character.
She's lost her mind.
That's what I'm leading up to.
Oh, by the way, she's also Puerto Rican and her avatar has blonde hair.
So my head canon here is that the Gator gamer talked about the blonde Puerto Rican GF because at one point in time he held a computer monitor with a picture of her around a convention center.
And when he had to make up a story about having a girlfriend, he immediately went to blonde Puerto Rican because of this fucking cartoon character.
That's my, that is my official head canon for the blonde Puerto Rican lore.
Anyways, she's lost her mind.
She retired.
She graduated from her current, whatever the fuck.
So the Niana Bianna character, imagine like taking the Niana, taking this thing right here and putting it in a blender and then pressing it's gone.
It's fucking gone.
It's blended into a paste.
So now the character has to reincarnate with a different intellectual property.
So I don't know if she'll be a blonde Puerto Rican in that incarnation too.
But she's trying to move to Phase Connect, which if I've ever talked about any of this shit before, Phase Connect is the one that comes up a lot because it has Shondo, I want to say, which is the purple pedophile one, the Lollycon, whose mother committed suicide.
It has Pippa Pipkins, Mediker's heir.
It has Kirishi, whose torch lights the way.
Who's like sector?
Is wait, is Kirk?
No, Kersha's is still independent, isn't it?
I don't know.
I forget.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, I think they might be still independent.
Anyways, I don't know.
I'm wrong about everything.
Is Shondo not in fucking Phase Connect?
I looked this up and she's not in fucking Phase Connect.
Mythic talent.
I don't know why Phase Connect keep coming up then.
Okay, listen.
I don't fucking know.
I don't know anything about this.
Okay.
But she's lost her mind.
She was going to join Phase Connect and joined Jim's heir, Pippa Pipkins, but then she lost it.
And she tweeted out that her name is Stephanie for some reason, which to me just means that in real life, this thing is actually James Stefani Sterling.
And at some point in time, the Gator Gamer walked around off Kai holding up an iPad with James Stefani Sterling on the other end of it.
By the way, Jim Sterling, brief Jim Sterling update in the middle of this train wreck.
He's actually changed his YouTube name from Jim Stefani's James Stefani Sterling or Jim Stefani Sterling to just Stephanie Sterling.
So now he is no longer James Stefani Sterling.
He's just Stephanie.
Unfortunately, I will continue to dead name him because James Stefani Sterling is a very funny thing to say and I will continue to say it.
She then posted this.
Her name on Discord is apparently just stinky.
She says, Pray for me right now.
Does anyone know a lawyer?
Pray for me.
Demons are after me.
Mods, stop erasing.
So the mods, Gator, Gator, now her number one Janny, dawning.
Oh, God, hold up.
Am I?
I'm going to try to find the picture.
Put this on screen.
Oh, my God.
That's not what I got.
Google was fucking useless because of the fucking jeets.
I want the one where he's got his armor on.
That's the one that I want.
There's like a whole thread dedicated to, oh, the rare gator thread.
Actually, I'll just show you the rare gator thread.
So there was a time where after his face reveal, everyone made what they called rare gators.
Ah, there it is with the pine cone shield.
Okay, hold up.
Let me say this.
I'm going to put this on the screen as a visual aid.
Why can I not drag this on the fucking screen?
Where the fuck did it even save to?
Oh, and a completely wrong thing.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
We have the rare gator now.
And we can go back to the neon banana.
Okay.
And what happened is, is that the gator gamer saw that his queen was having a small mental breakdown and was like, my queen, shield your eyes.
Look not.
I will block this with my shield.
You cannot see, you can't see these posts of my Oshi breaking down.
I am here to defend her.
And then she was like, big on Simp and hit him.
And he went, wait, wait, hold on.
And he went, ah, and flew away because she just smacked that motherfucker out of the way.
And so, look, I'm having this mental breakdown.
And it's going to be fucking live.
And it's going to be silly.
And you're not deleting my post.
It's going to be in public and everyone's going to see it.
Get away from me, Gator Gamore.
And then he said, Mod, stop erasing.
I'm stuck with some demons.
Okay.
I'm stuck with some demons.
And he'll and a hellhound.
Wait, wait, hold up.
This is so stupid.
A hellhound.
Oh, wait, there it is.
There's the hellhound.
Oh, he's so scary.
Yeah.
Okay.
We got some demons and now we got now I got a hellhound.
Yeah.
Also very scary.
Very scary hellhound down there.
Okay.
So she's being haunted by these two opposing forces, okay?
Saying, seriously play, stop erasing.
He's like, no, no, get away.
Get away.
Stop erasing.
My name is Stephanie.
My name is Stephanie.
No.
It's all hopeless, though.
It's hopeless.
She was supposed to debut as a new character.
Instead, she's having a fucking mental breakdown on Discord, which from what I understand, Phase Connect is ran by like some chink.
And he's just like, he's just like a weird chinky guy.
They call him Fishman, I think.
Fishman probably enjoys this.
Fishman probably sees that his new talent hasn't even debuted yet.
She's having a fucking mental breakdown.
It's like, oh, fuck you.
This is some clicks, bro.
This is some clicks.
I'm going to sell a lot of stinky coffee.
Okay.
It's just happening.
Okay.
And one other little VTuber update that I'm kind of clumping together into this weird menagerie of bullshit.
But this is Kiki Pyeong Pyeon.
Now, I should explain.
I should explain.
The entire reason why we know about Kiki Pyongpyeon is because, oh God, I even, I even, as a fool, I thought that the Gator segment was over and I removed the Gator Game War from my screen.
However, I'm going to have to fix this because it's not over.
Stream content.
There we go.
I got the Gator.
Put this back.
We only know him because the Gator Game War posted fan art of her.
And so people were like, who is this anime babe that he's into?
And so they looked her up and she's the one who's into, let me just read the, this is the S top tag for her pornography.
Ready?
Lollycon, which of course is complicated by the fact that she's a school teacher.
Glasses.
Cream pie.
Bondage.
Aheygal.
Defloration.
Impregnation.
Dad, I like to fuck, aka Ugly Bastard.
Mindbreak.
Twin Tails.
Maid.
Sweating.
Small breast.
Urination.
Fingering.
Virginity.
Rim jobs.
My queen, I have a dirty job for you.
But I think after my loyalty that you're the one, only you.
Wait, hold up.
I want to make this extra creepy.
Here we go.
We know it.
I can't show you this video because only you, my queen, can do this job for me.
Only you.
Listen, I subscribe.
I need to get them real close up and make this extra desperate, okay?
I subscribe to all your videos and I've seen your favorite tags.
I am the ugly bastard.
I am the ugly bastard.
And I got, I, I offer it.
I offer my behan to you, my queen, if you would just do the job.
Do the job for my years of service.
Kiki Pyong Pyeon.
Anime Manga Girl Born Distinct Usernames00:02:21
That's the only reason why we know about her.
And then we found out that she's like a weirdo.
And maybe I've been so rude.
Why don't we just allow her to introduce herself, chat?
Giving this long-winded intro.
How about you, Kiki Pyong Pyeon, introduce yourself?
There was a baby bunny girl born in a hot Australian summer stay.
A girl born from a long line of bunnies just like her.
She was a blessing.
There hadn't been a girl as special and distinct as her in many years.
Little did she know what she had in store for her.
In her youth, she was always playing, smiling, giggling, a normal, happy, bunny human, just like the rest of her family.
She was taught from a young age to never feel insecure or inadequate because she was part of the Pyongpyon family.
And the differences are what makes her special.
Which does sound pretty cliché.
Although she never really wondered entirely what these differences were.
Writer's tip.
If you are writing the lore to your character and you realize that what you're saying is very cliche, simply change it to be less embarrassing, as opposed to acknowledging in the script that it is a boring cliche.
She noticed on the outside that she had fluffy ears and a fluffy bunny tail.
And in her youth, she was very fond of these features.
As she grew older, she started going to school and her fascination for adventures and fantasy crew.
She would spend her time reading manga and comics, wishing she had a special power, was able to be as heroic, just like her favorite characters.
The girl would hop around her backyard pretending to be a hero, fighting off evil and saving humanity.
She longed for the world to be that simple.
She would spend her days at her computer getting invested in anime and manga.
Internet culture was a great escape from her own personal evil.
There's like a thing in Japanese culture where like they pretend it's not even just anime.
It's like a meme where it's because it's in the witcher too, where it's like everyone acts like the witcher, like the most handsome man to ever live, Geralt or whatever, is like horribly disfigured because he's got yellow eyes with like cat pupils.
And everyone's like, oh my god, it's so hideous.
He's got like cat eyes.
And then in manga and shit, it's like, oh my god, that bitch is so deformed.
Mountain Biking Internet Culture Escape Evil00:02:55
She's got like cute cat ears.
What a fucking horrible disfiguration.
I'm going to treat her really badly because she looks different.
And I'm just supposed to pretend that that's true.
That if there was like handsome men running around in Poland with like cat eyes, they wouldn't have like a harem.
That if there was actual cat girls in Japan, they wouldn't be like a like a vassal state of the United States specifically to export cat girls to the United States.
I'm supposed to believe this.
That's how that works.
It's stupid.
Bullshit.
Okay.
By the way, the reason why people found out who she was is like a list of names.
And her usernames are like, there's like a shaky barrier.
Like the shaky part of it is that her usernames were kind of common.
It was like Nikki is not interesting was her username.
And the YouTube channel, it's like a YouTube channel was what she was like making a parody of for her name.
And it was kind of shaky, like, ah, maybe that's her, maybe that's not her.
But the real, the thing is that they conclude it's her.
And then one of her recovery emails is her dad's email.
And if you look up her dad's email, it links to a guy that has an active mountain biking profile in the same exact city that she's from based off the other information.
And then he stopped uploading his mountain bike trails to the app on August the 16th.
And there is a specific tweet on August the 16th where she says that her dad had a mountain biking accident.
And so that like absolutely concretely cements that that's actually her.
And then, you know, it's easy to find people's address in the US because the US has absolutely no privacy laws and corporations just track everything you do and sell it for pennies on the dollar.
In Australia and every other country in the world, it's much harder to do that.
But her dad was an avid biker and would upload his trips to the app.
And he would literally start his trips in his house.
So, like, he would get into the garage, get on his bike, start the trip, and then upload the trip to the internet.
And every single one starts at her house where she knows people know that she lives with her parents.
So, it's like it absolutely completely fucked her, which, you know, I don't feel bad, but it's very interesting.
It's a classic, classic op sec incident.
Okay.
That's uh, here's a video of Shane Edward Noakes.
This is the first time I think anyone's ever seen a picture of this guy.
Maybe just a video of him, but uh, he's in a protest or something, like a no-kings protest.
And I've been told this is funny.
So, we're gonna check and see if this is actually funny.
Well, Tillers, I ain't getting to it, right?
Triggered Sex Offender Registered Hands00:12:29
Fuck that!
Oh, you think no fucking development?
How does it happen?
Your wife failed.
You're fucking built on me.
That's funny.
Oh, it actually is because I saw you when you went on that, like that couple that was over here in the fucking car where the wife was driving.
You're like, who's wearing the fucking pants?
Tommy, who's trying to fucking finance your family?
Me?
No, I make more money now than I did at Metro.
That's for sure.
The adorable thing about that is you don't understand what the concept of a fucking flash in the pan is.
You have Nick Sortor and I'm out here fucking using you.
It's called a look at you, bro.
You're being used by these fucking retards.
I'm again used because you're a retard from Microsoft.
Oh, you keep saying that, but I don't believe you.
Yeah, I retired the fucking dirty fight.
You're not here to the- Rob, let's go, Trump!
Go, bro!
Ice, we love you!
Let's go, Ice!
I'm gonna go clean out that fucking commitment.
I had to give my support to ICE real quick.
Now, what are you saying?
How many times do you repeat the same things over and over?
I don't care what people have to say about me.
No, that's the thing.
I really don't.
I'm out here for me.
I'm out here for this country.
I'm out here for ICE.
You're out here to try to make money and you're not going to make money.
That's why I said you're a fucking flash in the pan.
You're a fat.
It's called a bubble.
I was down here well before I was making money.
Yeah.
You don't understand the customer.
That's a quick fall.
It's pretty fucking simple.
If you actually understand how metrics and shit work and you actually understand analytics and look at social media.
It's actually not that hard to figure out.
This dude's trying to sound so smart.
Tommy, Hobbit, Hobbit.
For Microsoft.
I'm probably one of the smartest fucking people you'll ever meet.
Yeah, right.
That's fucking ironic.
That's fucking, that's retarded, actually, because you're not smart by any means.
Dude, I've looked at the video.
I remember my first piece of software at the age of four.
I did say 12 before comprehension is math at the eighth of fucking nine.
I left high school early to take a government job for nearly 20 years with Microsoft.
What's your IQ?
I'm 12.
So my mic was not muted, and then I muted myself.
The reason why they identified him is that he kept part of the reason is that he keeps bragging about working for Microsoft, which is like a thing that the actual guy does, Shane.
IQ the fault measure of T-Mate.
Any excuse IQ is a random message.
We are Charlie.
Anyone who types that.
You're a Rod Hat Binance CR.
Whatever IQ test you take, they're going to get different metrics based on different facts.
So it doesn't fucking matter.
That's why IQs and it's just an arbitrary message.
He's a level 12 magic user in DD.
Timu Shapiro.
Level 12 magic.
Timu Shapiro.
I'm going to play DD too.
I don't actually play DD, so try again.
Timu Shapiro.
Let's see if you're retarded.
Bring him up with a different insult attack.
He's definitely a Reddit mod.
Nope, not a Reddit mod.
Try again.
He needs his binky like Benjamin Button.
Keep trying, Tommy.
He just looks like, he just has that phenotype.
You know, you just look at this guy and you're like, oh, you're a fucking gross loser.
You just look at him like, ew, what is this phenotype?
Explain this to me.
Where does he come from?
Where did his ancestors come from?
Where did they, where are they?
I think he does me.
Yeah, I think he really does.
No, I actually fucking hate your guts with you, Charlie, for yourself.
Okay.
Oh, you want me to Charlie Kirk myself?
That's not, that don't make sense.
He do know that his favorite thing was gushers, right?
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Wow.
I bet you that post on Reddit got 8 million upvotes.
Did you know that Charlie Kirk's favorite snack was Gushers?
Bing.
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
Then, in real life, in the combat of verbal jujitsu, he breaks it out.
You know, Charlie Kirk's favorite snack was gushers.
And then he just expects like a Kamehameha.
Like this goes, oh, you can't say that about, oh, you can't say that.
And so it's just like, oh, oh, you're like a Redditor.
And you know, are you?
You're so tough.
You know, on the top of your school.
Yeah, yeah.
Right at the very end, Charlie Link.
All the way up.
Right?
Yeah, we've heard you say this multiple times.
No, I can tell that you don't give a shit.
I can see it in your face that you don't even care about Charlie.
Oh, shit.
You saw an opportunity to grift.
You saw an opportunity to make money, Tommy.
Wow.
This dude's fucking Tylenol Boy.
Fake laugh.
He has Asperger's for sure.
Definitely has Asperger's.
Stolen education, stolen sand.
No common sense whatsoever.
Why is he holding his hands like that?
Is this supposed to intimidate?
This is what I mean.
This is part of the reason why I felt motivated to lose weight because you just see this guy and you're like, I could fucking kick your ass.
I don't know anything about you, but I could beat the fuck out of you because you just look weak.
You look weak and soft and you look like you're designed to be bullied and made submissive.
You're just weak.
Fuck.
Shuck.
Like, I've got no common sense yet.
I Jewish nation record.
He definitely has hair on his toes.
Stays deep.
So I retired at 35.
Yeah, I've got no common assets.
You didn't fucking retire at 35, bro.
You got fired for watching child, sexually inexplicit child stuff.
No, Tommy.
I'm a child SH victim, motherfucker.
Aggressively approaches you.
I was fucked as a kid.
I was fucking molested, bitch.
What the bro?
You can't come on to me like that saying that.
Okay, this is bizarre.
You're like threatening me by like aggressively proselytizing yourself before me.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Oh, bro.
I'm a child rapist.
What's up?
So when you're a child rapist, that's the shit that you need to watch.
Oh, you got triggered.
You're definitely on the registered sex offender list.
Bro, just so you know, there's a cycle of abuse, and you're more likely to be a diddler because you were diddled.
Hate to break it to you, but that's how it would work.
Statistics and shit, yo.
You're definitely on the registered sex offender list.
You're definitely a registered sex offender.
Look how triggered he's getting.
I'm the guy that puts it.
Look how triggered he's getting, you guys.
You're the rip pepper, but you did.
Dude, this guy is like fucking wet cardboard.
Holy shit.
I'm not going to back up no more.
Look how triggered he's getting.
Look how triggered he's getting.
Oh, you're definitely on that registry, aren't you?
No, Tommy.
You're definitely on that registry, aren't you?
You got real fucking upset.
You got real upset about it.
Oh, shit.
Motherfucker.
Oh, shit.
This guy's streaming genuinely sounds mentally handicapped, and this guy is like absolutely unable to piss him off or offend him in any way.
Yeah, look at those eyes, you guys.
Yeah, you're a fucking shit.
You think when a woman rapes a child at three years old, that makes him the retard?
You dumb fucking?
The way you're acting makes you a retard.
So you think I was fucking raped by a woman, bitch.
Come on.
Why would you, why are you doing this to yourself?
Why are you trauma dumping when random people in the street?
Charlie becomes a retard.
The way you're acting makes you a retard, bro.
Someone who puts motherfucking hands to keep you on.
Yeah, right.
You're definitely on the registry, bro, with the way you're acting right now.
Yo, fuck you.
The way you responded, bro, you're definitely.
Oh, man, we gotta look out the fucking.
What's your name, bro?
What?
You don't like being that's all Trump on the fucking epsy nice?
He's not.
Prove it.
Yes, he does several fucking times, but on the flightline.
Prove it.
You're fucking fucking the pedagogy.
Look how triggered this little boy is.
His breath smells like shit.
Oh, your breath smells like shit.
Your breath smells like shit.
Do you wash yourself?
Neh, nif.
He'd be eating diapers.
He be eating diapers.
Really?
You like dirty diapers?
I fucked it brush my teeth.
90 minutes.
Fucking dirty diaper sniffer.
Fucking dirty diet.
Yeah, no, you're right.
If he does get into an argument, he's like, I was butt-fucked by a woman when I was three.
Like the immediate reaction of anybody listening to that is, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
This guy is clearly unhinged.
He's talking about his butthole and shit.
I'm done.
I'm out of here.
And then it's like, he does it to like a IP2 streamer or whatever the fuck with 40,000 viewers who's going to be stationed there for entertainment purposes no matter what.
Like it just doesn't work.
People are going to keep making fun of him.
You just went up and fucking talked.
Yes.
He could smell it.
Fucking idiot.
I'm not a fucking idiot.
He's a victim of child sexual abuse.
We put fuck the pedophile that you got that way.
Have you ever?
Yeah.
I've several pedophiles to him.
I don't know.
With the way he's responding, bro, he's definitely got some shit on his past.
Working with Neck.
He's definitely got some shit on his past.
I worked with him.
He's not trans.
He's insane.
Yeah, that's the same thing.
No, I'm not.
SSRIs.
SSRIs.
Yeah.
The way he got triggered right there, he's definitely.
The moment you pull out your phone in a heated conversation, you've lost.
The moment you're like, okay, AI, help me out.
Jim and I, come to my rescue, sir.
On the registered sex and things like this.
No shit on your shit.
JD, there's that fucking chicken.
Hey, D, we hate the fuck.
Apparently, this man got distracted by chicken or something.
Anyways, they very quickly discovered that Tommy Boy really triggered Tylenol Boy here.
Tylenon Boy got really big mad and may just be a sex offender question mark.
Police ice protests.
Please follow.
And then she discovered, oh no, this guy has a 300-page Kiwi Farms thread.
And then this guy, femoral canal says, guys, the ice thing might be the best thing that ever happened to this thread.
So let's see.
I think this is going to be some of the greatest hits here if it loads.
Oh, what?
Image not found.
Do I have to redo the caption or something?
No.
Oh, wait, there it is.
Okay, great.
The Observer.
Shane Edward Noakes.
Is this it?
Convicted May 15th after entering a guilty plea for third-degree theft.
So they're just going through the Kiwi Farms thread.
And she's like, yep, here it is.
Portland Andy's restream.
He really lost his temper.
A public notice.
The personal property of the following individuals will be auctioned.
And then he didn't pay for his storage unit.
That's embarrassing.
Oh my God.
He looks so much like Wings of Redemption.
It's like Wings of Redemption.
It's like Wings of Redemption's head on fat Alex Jones' body.
You know what I mean?
Oof.
Yeah, that's not flattering right there.
Webster City, Iowa.
And this is the screenshots.
Okay.
So Shane Edward Noaks, I'm like, who I've never talked about, I think.
Is he the guy that was raped by the butter knife?
He's actually joined the forum thread.
What the fuck?
There was somebody who was raped by a butter knife.
This might be him.
Let me look it up.
Pull up.
Okay, there are eight.
There are 10 pages of results for butter knife in this thread.
So this might be him.
Hold up.
Raped with a butter knife.
Content warning child abuse.
They're like, he's doxing himself.
No, my life story is public knowledge always has been.
My rapist is a woman, a babysitter that watched a group of kids.
She took my Caesar medications and dosed us and then raped us with a butter knife.
Okay.
There you go.
That's his life story.
He was raped by a butter knife, apparently.
And he was three.
And then he, when confronted in public, he just randomly starts yelling at you that he was raped as a child.
All right.
Okay.
Into the internet famous sector as we wind down for this stream.
Brief statement by Anna Kasperian.
I'm nearly 40 years old.
I'm a woman and I don't spend any time on 4chan.
I have dabbled with Kiwi farms a little bit, but on very specific forums.
That's like going straight to heroin.
That's like just skipping weed and going straight to heroin.
It's true.
It's true.
Look, both of these women love the drama.
Okay.
Women love the Kiwi farms.
They love the beauty parlor.
They love the drama and the goss.
Okay.
They can't hide it.
There's no shame.
They just love the goss.
I can't blame them.
It's a great sight.
Luxury Dagger Pussy Merch Drama Gossip00:15:31
Jeremy Hambley is into some shit.
Now, I'm kind of envious of Kino Casino because they can sit down and watch like three hours of clips.
Well, more like 30 minutes of clips that Andy Worski pauses multiple times every second.
I cannot.
So I can only summarize what he's doing.
Okay.
Hambley told, and I listened to all of this, a absolutely retarded story about how he sold like a luxury car and somehow managed to sell it without tires and then got into an argument with the shipping company about the tires.
And he was on his podcast explaining about how the shipping company gipped him out of the tires for literally half an hour, live arguing with people on his phone and text messages about the tires not being shipped.
And one of the things he also said before the tire segment was this, where he announced that he had had a recent cosmetic surgery, Chip.
This is like, I have like a little bit of money now.
And I'm already looking.
I'm like looking.
I'm like, I told Hannah Claire, like, I'm getting the hair surgery.
Like, I'm unapologetically going to do it.
I know.
See, like, that's how it was and he was like, and I'll vlog it.
And then it's a business expense.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Yeah.
There are people in this industry who I won't name who get plastic surgery all the time and write it off.
Or like a lot of conservative commentators spend a lot of money on Botox and all this stuff.
And they say, hey, pertaining to your face, you're cool.
Yeah.
Makeup, Hannah, all that stuff you can write off.
I told my mom that.
My mom's like, why would you do that?
I'm like, why wouldn't I?
I can afford to do it.
And like, I, and like, she's like, yeah, but, you know, don't like, you're whatever.
You're 42.
I'm like, yeah, I'm 42.
I like, so what?
I want to be able to like.
Look at Jeremy Piven.
He.
Look at Elon before and after.
Yeah.
Kumia did it.
It worked really well for a lot of people.
I was like the Elon ones.
They're like, you're so wealthy, your hair grows back.
Yeah.
But side note, a lot of people in Hollywood have done it.
And then people are just like open about it.
Like, who gives a shit?
Why wouldn't I do it?
It's like 10 grand.
It's like, yeah.
Yeah.
It's so this, it's just like a very perplexing thing to me because this guy has plagued poverty on multiple occasions, but he's also arrogant.
Like, there is a very, I've mentioned this many times before, but it is like the most bizarre and perplexing thing where he, Wings of Redemption, Boogie, and Darkseide Phil, all fat guys who have this multiple personality that they switch between constantly, where they plead poverty and act like they need help, act like they need support.
And then when you bully them for it, they flip and go, actually, no, my life is baller.
They all do it.
Like, especially Wings.
He was the worst of this, but Boogie did it too, where they would, like, he would say, oh, I got taxes.
My life's falling apart.
I can't afford anything anymore.
I desperately need your help and your support.
And then if you confronted them, like, actually, I own my house outright.
Even if I go bankrupt, I can't lose my house.
And, you know, that's a lot more than what other people have.
I'm doing pretty good, all things considered.
It's like they constantly, it's like they simultaneously know they have to basically grovel for fucking money.
And, but at the same time, they have so much of an ego that they can't allow themselves to actually just look poor.
So he has to like this guy, it's, and it's so frustrating because like, again, he's one of the only people people who've ever like accurately cited the Kiwi farmers for anything.
But then he just acts like this continuously.
Like this woman, by the way, Hannah Clare, I think it is, he's like his actual employee.
And he has said on live, like, if we don't get enough subs, I got to fire Hannah Clare.
She's fucking out.
And then he talks about getting hair plugs and writing that off on taxes.
He talks about buying planes, buying luxury vehicles, dabbling in luxury vehicles and storing them in warehouses and shit.
And it's like, how do you have the audacity to beg people to keep your employees on payroll?
Like, if you had any integrity, the first thing that you would cut is your own, your own salary to keep your employees on.
You know, and people respect that too.
If you have a couple employees and you take a hit for them, they're going to respect that as opposed to doing whatever the fuck he's doing where he makes sure that his money is coming in no matter what.
It's just like ridiculous.
As far as writing it off on taxes, fuck the IRS.
Just write off everything on taxes.
Like I care.
Write off whatever the fuck he wants on taxes.
Work okay.
Yeah, that would probably work okay.
I was always a last-minute Halloween costume person myself.
I was too.
I was like, I wore, I was like, I'll go with Dolly Parton, give me some balloons and I'll put them underneath my shirt, which I literally did one year when I was like 13.
I should hire him.
I'm going to get late.
Why do you got a Polaroid on her desk?
Like hiring somebody who still uses Polaroid.
That's mental.
But okay.
I just noticed this and I hate it.
What the fuck is this logo?
What is this Potter quartering podcast logo?
It looks like the microphone is like him soyjacking super hard and his eyes are like glossed over or like he's like possessed.
You know what I mean?
It's like the microphone stand looks like he's like soyjacking huge and he's got like these weird bug eyes like a like a bee, like a composite eye.
You know what I mean?
How like insects have composite eyes?
He has like composite insect eyes and his mouth is like the biggest whitest soyjack ever done ever.
I really I actually I fucking despise that logo and I just noticed this.
Okay.
Sorry, Hannah Claire.
I'm sorry that your job is at the behest of this fucking lunatic.
I had nothing more to say about this.
I could should I regale you?
What else do I remember from Kino Casino?
There was a tire story.
I will say this PPP doesn't seem to know how much tires cost.
Tires are expensive.
They're not like a couple hundred dollars.
They're like several thousand dollars for tires.
Okay.
I imagine if he has like a luxury car, I don't know.
This is, I don't know for true, is for sure, is true.
Um, but I know tires are expensive, and I know that I would assume that if you bought like a Ferrari or something, you have to get like special Ferrari tires.
I bet you those cost even more.
Maybe wheels on tire.
No, tires are expensive, bro.
You get like a full set of tires, especially if they're like special tires.
Tesla truck tire costs.
Can you just get like, holy shit, $5,000?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, no, you don't have to get those.
The 24-inch Tesla Cybertruck wheel is like $9,000 if you get the whole wheel, including the metal part.
That's a lot of money.
That's a lot.
Yeah, those are luxury car tires.
Yeah, fuck that.
I'd be pissed off too.
Especially if I, especially, I would say, look, here's how Hannah Claire can earn her keep.
You got to go out and deliver those fucking tires, Hannah.
You want to stay on payroll?
You got, look, I got to save money here.
I'll pay you your hourly wage of $10 an hour, but you got to drive out to South Dakota and pick up my fucking tires and deliver them.
Those are expensive-ass tires, Hannah.
You want to keep your job right?
Better get my fucking tires.
Anyways, now to talk about my favorite thing in the whole world, chat.
The Le Jean Bon Monage.
Ethan Ralph.
As we can see, Ethan Ralph here.
Very sleepy.
Very sleepy.
Very tired.
Okay.
What is Le Jambon up to?
He is having a bad week.
Okay.
Let me recap this for people who may not be in the know.
In case you're a podcast listener and you haven't been able to listen to the last few weeks of podcasts because I'm fucking lazy.
Ethan Ralph went to Flowrider.
And he went to Florida, Flowrider, because there was some box to smash.
It has since come out in the weeks after that the box in question is a young lady named Dagger Pussy.
Dagger Pussy did not come out of nowhere.
She has been rotting in the gutter for a couple of years now.
It started, as far as anybody can tell, with one of the guys from Come Town.
I don't know his name, but apparently he's really gangly and gross.
So her first star fucking episode that anyone knows about is one of the guys from Stav.
I don't know what Stav looks like.
Let me look up a picture of him.
Hold up.
Oh my God.
Are you for real?
There's no way.
Holy shit.
Okay.
I do have to show you this.
What the?
Oh my God.
I did not.
I thought that was like his gun.
I thought he like super zoomed you up on his gun.
Why is this so unnecessarily high quality?
Holy shit.
Okay.
So this is apparently Stav.
Allegedly, Dagger Pussy fucked Stav.
Okay.
So this was celebrity lane number one.
Then somehow she got involved with Nick Ricada.
She heard that Nick Ricada was fucking around and she wanted to get in on that.
So Dagger Pussy hooked up with Nick Ricada.
Now it's unknown if Nick Ricada actually laid the Dagger Pussy or if she got into contact with him and was like, oh, I can't fuck with this girl.
She's insane.
But at some point, somehow, Nick Ricada contacted a little-known podcaster called Merch, who has a very small audience.
I think.
I think like nobody listens to this guy.
I think this podcast is called Nightwave Media.
I don't, I honestly, I don't even know what sector or whatever, what sphere Mersch is in.
I only know of him because of Ralph.
But apparently, Nick Ricada somehow knew about Merch.
And Nick Ricada attempted to pawn off Dagger Pussy onto Mersch.
So he went from Stav to Nick Ricada to Mersh, who I don't think I've ever shown on stream.
Let me find a picture of this guy.
Is this him?
I think so.
Yeah, this looks like him, I guess.
He talks like in this really grumbly voice.
And I've never heard him say anything interesting, but he gets some like share time, I guess.
So Nick Ricada tried to pawn off Dagger Pussy on Mersh.
And, oh yeah, the female cop thing.
He got, he like gasps himself live on air talking about a female cop while smoking.
And he like almost passed out saying, female cop, female cop, just like muttering to himself about female cop.
So that's like his pinnacle moment.
I don't think he's ever topped that.
Porcelain did a documentary on him.
I've never watched it.
I think there was an interview where Medaker and Porcelain talked about Mersch together.
And that's like more interesting than the documentary, according to some people.
I've never watched any of that.
I have no interest in this guy.
I don't know where he came from.
But the whole point of this segment is to say that Nick Ricada attempted to pawn off Dagger Pussy on Mersch.
Mersh said no.
This guy saw this woman and said no.
I think it would help to have a picture of her.
I showed her on stream before.
But I think the visual aid is necessary here because it's funny.
Is this her?
Yes.
This is a picture that Ralph posted.
So Nick Ricada attempted to pawn this off on Mersch.
And Mersch was like, no.
So then months later, okay, months later after the fact, we then get to this part right here.
Okay.
Where's the sleepy Ralph at?
I want the sleepy Ralph.
No, that's not it.
There it is.
Where, okay, I love Triangle now.
Okay, so we have Mersh over here.
We got the Dagger Pousse in the middle.
Then we got the Ethan Ralph.
So Merch is, she's like, hey, you want to bang?
I'm a clout chasing hoe.
And then Merch was like, no, I do not want to bang.
So Merch leaves, right?
Then she goes over to Ethan Ralph and is like, hey, do you want to bang?
I'm a clout chasing hoe.
And then Ethan Ralph is like, of course, I like having sex because I'm a manly man.
Then Merch tries to contact Ralph and be like, bro, that is some fucked up damaged hoe that you're with that tried to sleep with me, by the way.
And then Ralph was like, how, how fucking dare you talk about my fine woman that way?
I'm going to fucking kill you and ruin your life, Mersch.
Which is the genesis of this conflict is that Ethan Ralph threatened him for simply trying to warn him as a friend would do about the dagger pusset.
Okay.
Now, Mersch has actively humiliated Ethan Ralph in this context because what Ralph was hoping to pass off as a huge win, like I'm still an internet famous celebrity.
I'm pulling the hot young box to Smash has instead become an embarrassment where she is secondhand goods so used that even the most lowly of the low, Mersch, said no thank you.
And instead of simply accepting this information behind the scenes from Mersch in the kindly way that it was offered, Ethan Ralph has chimped the fuck out on him and has threatened to slit his throat, screaming at him as I played before, until his voice cracks and he is brought to the sound of tears.
Okay.
Now, Dagger Pusse is gone and it is suspected that she has dumped him.
And this has caused some fallout because Nightwave merch has announced that they would be having a very special interview.
Ralph is anticipating that this is the dagger pusse.
And this should be happening today, I guess.
I don't know if I want to send my viewers over to see Nightwave, but supposedly that's happening today.
Here, instead of watching Merch after the stream, check out the Ralph thread and then there's the gun chat.
And that'll be the funnier way to watch this interview.
Hang out with Haru.
Haru's lonely.
All the sector people left for the boss man chat.
And now it's mostly just Haru alone in the gun chat.
Please join the Kiwi farms.
Talk to Haru in the gun chat and watch some Nightwave media with him.
Okay.
Poor Haru.
I feel so bad.
He's never liked the bossman content.
Okay.
So he's just been waiting for Ethan Ralph to do something interesting again.
Now his wish is coming true.
Anyways, so Ralph is having a proper pill stream.
He's relapsed fully.
He's admitted it.
He's mumbling to himself.
Now is the appropriate fucking time for me to talk about something that I mentioned at the beginning of the stream and never got around to.
Ralph Pill Stream Break Up Mission00:05:42
This song, hold up.
This song is the fucking national anthem of fucking losers.
If you hear anyone and they like this song, immediately disavow them and get them out of your life.
Okay.
This song here is a red flag.
I say in the notes Chase my bitch.
Mascara.
Fuck it.
Chase a chick.
Red fucking flag.
I've never heard anyone play this song that wasn't completely DJing out their fucking mind.
Okay.
So Ralph, of course, was playing this song on Rumble.
He played it approximately 87 times.
He played another song, by the way, that was like, I got Mo Cocaine, Call Me, whatever.
It was like Latink's rap about cocaine and drug money and cartels and shit.
And he played that song about eight fucking times.
Anyway, let's get Ralph.
He's real fucked up.
Okay.
Okay.
It's like feeling his face.
His face feels funny to touch because of the drugs.
Barely able to keep his head up as he stares at his computer screen.
Passing out.
Hiccoping.
Sentience is drifting from him.
Where are the clips of this?
Oh, here we go.
I know this sounds gay, but I actually liked her.
And so what?
This busted hoe that he slept with a single time.
He caught feelings for.
Can we rewind the song here?
Mr. Future, can you please say the line?
Ralph, chase a chick, never chase a bitch, Ralph.
What are you doing?
You didn't listen to Mr. Future when he warned you about the Percocet Molly Percocet, okay?
Very bad.
Bad, bad, poor, poor exhibition here.
However, he made it his mission to break me and her up.
And I'm going to make it my mission to fucking kill him.
That's what I'm going to make it my mission.
And so, because there was no reason for this whatsoever.
So, you know what?
You, he know, he knows her.
Like, I, you know, maybe she aborted my baby.
Like, I really don't care.
Um, you know, that's her choice, her body, her choice.
But, like, I don't have I don't know where that comes from.
Um, so if you don't know, and I cannot believe I have to explain this to some people: if you take plan B, it is not an abortion, it simply stops the um conception from happening by fucking with your not yours, very specifically the woman's hormones.
So, if you take plan B, you're not aborting anything, you're simply preventing conception.
So, I don't know if Ralph just doesn't know this and doesn't understand how plan B works, or if he's expecting that she at some point was impregnated and then had an abortion, or if he's just saying that, because like whatever.
I don't know what is being said here.
I don't think Ethan Ralph does either.
Oh, oh, are you on T-Merch?
Like, this is what T-Merch looks like, by the way.
Uh, so, um, if you really want it with me, Digger, who's too afraid to, you know, share his name, and that's fine.
I don't understand that, but I will fucking goddamn slit your throat.
So, if you say one more, one more thing about somebody in chat says that plan B uh just stops the egg from implanting.
Uh, that is incorrect.
I don't know who told you that, but they were lying to you, but I'll slit your fucking throat and watch you bleed out, poor Merch motherfucker, the one before.
So, if you think like this is dude, this is not even top 10 in my whatever.
Uh, and so if you if you want to do that, um, we can.
I would rather do it where we could both make some money, but I don't give a fuck.
I'll kill you and watch you bleed on the street, faggot.
Uh, and so I mean, but you won't make any money, that's the thing.
So, um, yeah, I'll kill you and fucking stab the fuck out of you right in the middle of the street.
I don't think everybody under no understands I'm a criminal.
Drunk Threatening Kill Street Stabbing00:15:00
I don't give a fuck.
I'll kill you, bitch.
I, I will, or you, or, or you will kill me, one or the other.
So, I don't care.
Like, I, this whole life is gay.
So, like, I don't, I don't care.
Um, but if you come at me, you better come with a knife.
Um, that's all I'm saying.
I got back just in time for the clip to end.
I'm so good at peeing in under two minutes now.
Uh, Ralph pukes in his mouth.
I just couldn't that.
Um, right, and so my good side, I always wash my hands.
I'm very clean, sock.
Doesn't matter.
Um, After a good 50 seconds of computation, like the little, like, you know, when like the hard drive is like clicking back when they were actually spinning discs, it's like you hear that, and it computes.
Does not matter.
I just can't handle the situation.
Like, it's like, okay, come on, Kurt.
Curts, maybe back the lap.
Perkissette.
Molly Percocet.
Oh, chase a chick.
Never chase a chick.
There's some he's fucking zooted.
Look at the chat, but like just don't palette and man.
I guess.
I guess we don't want to leave.
Dude, his hiccups are so stereotypical.
Whenever, whenever you like, I don't know what it is.
It's like a meme from cartoons that, like, when they have like the XX bottle of alcohol and they start hiccuping when they're drunk, it's like funny, but you almost never hear it in real life.
It's very seldom that someone starts hiccuping.
They're so drunk.
But when you do it yourself, like you're drinking, you start hiccuping, you're like, oh, fuck, I should stop.
Whoops.
A little bit too much, I think.
Chat, right?
So I see 20 dislikes from faggot merch fans, dude.
Merch, you know what?
Merch started all this.
And so, like, if you're mad about that, be mad about them.
It's such a petty squabble.
You know, if Ralph wasn't Ralph, I wouldn't care about this.
I don't think.
I'm just imagining.
I don't know.
Maybe I would.
If there was like a Roblox streamer who streamed to like 300 people and he was having a fight with another Roblox streamer, I'd never heard of either of them, but one of them was like really drunk on kick, ranting about the other one.
Would I play that?
Would it be funny?
Or is it just because this is le Jambon that I've been like, oh, premium content here, prime cut of content?
Or is it just is it like a bias or is it like a is it just universal?
It's so funny.
Yes.
There you go.
Matter.
Um, but anyway, I'm not gonna throw it.
There's more, I think.
Oh, God, 15 minutes.
That's too long.
Is there anything here that's uh this is basically it's just him ranting and playing and looping.
He does the thing where he just says the same thing over and over again.
He's complaining.
It's just archives of the streams.
These are like a couple minutes each because he keeps like taking them down or whatever.
16 minutes.
This one's only four.
This is an entire stream.
It's only four minutes long.
Let's say if um I don't know, but um well here we go trifling horse.
That was the stream.
There was um maybe you know, maybe uh women.
I didn't want that.
I want trifling horse actually.
You know, I as a matter of fact, as a matter of fact, I don't want stability in my life.
I invite chaos to come in and then the opportunity.
I don't feel alive unless there's some fucking psycho whore trying to fuck my whole life up on the internet.
I can't even feel nothing unless I feel like my death is approaching imminently.
My life is so vacuous that unless I'm in terrific fear for my existence and my very life and soul, I can't feel nothing at all.
I love, I love busting up hoes.
Daga Pussy, Daga Pussy, where are you?
I need you.
I haven't felt like this since the last one tried to fucking ruin me.
Daga Pussy, please come back.
Please come back.
Otherwise, I just gotta fill the void with drink.
I'll make you famous, bitch.
I'll make you famous.
Thank you.
All right, this is a three minute.
This is like the next day, and he's still threatening.
He's like, what's really shocking is that, like, not only does he go on live and just do stupid shit and say stupid shit, like, he'll sleep off the alcohol, wake up, and then still be fucking angry and doing the same thing.
So it's like whatever part of his functioning continued existence, like whatever part of his brain strings along day between day is actually malicious and retarded itself.
So there's nothing just like the alcohol.
It's like, this is just him.
Merch, I don't know what you think you're doing, but I will tell you something.
I've been married and, you know, it is what it is, but I think you thought you were going to marry this bitch.
Well, I was never going to marry this bitch.
Not in a million years.
I'd rather cut my fucking cock off.
And by God, she had a great time, believe me.
But regardless, what I'm telling you now is you're fucking up.
And she is too, she doesn't have heart for the fight, as Tupac said.
And I, you know, whatever happens, happens from here, but you're a loser.
Like, I don't know what to say.
Like, what are you spent weeks calling me sloppy seconds?
And now, apparently, you're taking my sloppy seconds.
I don't care.
I already fucked.
I nutted.
I don't give a fuck.
But I will tell you one thing, Brixton Yorker.
You're fucking with the wrong person.
And anybody who knows.
Can you imagine naming a daughter Brixton?
What the fuck?
That girl never had a chance.
Never had a chance.
Born into the world.
Day one.
Mama holding her daughter in her arms.
The little girl that she's already spent nine months with, but has never seen before.
10 months, actually, but has never seen before.
Says Brixton.
That right there is a Brixton.
Just fuck it.
Just fuck my whole life up.
Thanks, mom.
Me in this sector knows you're fucking with the wrong person.
And so if you want to, you know, play a game, I love playing games.
I'm a fucking gamer, as a matter of fact.
So, sorry, gamer.
Think lost.
Think long and hard.
I mean, there's nothing you have on me anyway.
Dude, look at that filthy fucking table.
Holy shit.
Let me get the snipping tool out.
I'm going to snib this.
Hold up.
Blow this up nice and big on my stream.
Doing an Andy Worski here.
I don't know how he does it.
Andy has this tool that is like this excellent clipping thing that he does to zoom out.
Look at this shit.
Look at that.
Look at that fucking room.
See all that trash and shit?
He's got like a laptop and then like his computer.
And then it's just got like all this shit everywhere.
I got vomiting and shit on that desk.
Hey, I have everything on you.
So I would think long and hard before I drive you, not off the internet, but off the planet.
So do what you want to do.
I'm not going to say anything.
Unfortunately, my electricity was fucked up today, but I will be back tomorrow.
And if I even get a whiff, and I already have, by the way, if I even get a whiz of you running your cock sucking, literally cock sucking mouth about me, I will take you out along with Mersch.
And so take that for what it's worth.
You know, I'm sure you don't believe me.
But if you knew the lore, which Mersch does know the lore, and he doesn't care about you.
And you know what?
I don't give a fuck about your dumbass fucking whore ass now either.
And you go to your psychiatrist and you get your Zolot and you get your fucking Adderall.
You're a fucking head case, bitch.
That's what I'm telling you right now.
You're a fucking head case, bitch.
And if you think, by God, 11 years, if you think you can fuck with me, I goddamn promise you I will ruin your fucking life.
So take that for what it's worth or.
You know, if you ever go up to DC and like stop in rural Virginia and you look at people like at gas stations and shit, you see the Ralph phenotype.
There is definitely like a Ralph phenotype and it's up in Kentucky and Virginia.
And you see these people and you're like, damn, bro.
You could be a Ralph.
You could be a Ralph Amale.
It's like a very specific kind of person.
Anyways, I don't know why he even cares.
Like, why do you care what happens anymore, bro?
Like, you're already like maximally humiliated.
You have absolutely nothing to like preserve about yourself or your identity.
Like, how do you give a fuck?
Just like you're just like invite Mersch to like gangbanger or something, you know?
Like, just do whatever the fuck you, why do you care?
You might as well pick up the nastiest, sloppiest fucking hoe that you could possibly find and just be like, yeah, you know, my life's a fucking train wreck, but it's not getting any better either.
Nothing is ever going to make my life any better.
I might as well, you know, just do whatever the fuck I want.
Instead, he's like, whatever.
Trying to scare people off.
Okay, I don't know what this is either, but I queued it up.
By the way, like, squirting, do people know what that is?
Well, you know, I tried to have a like small lick at the squirting pussy, but it tasted like piss.
I don't know what to tell you.
It is pee.
Don't fall for the memes.
That's pee.
That's all it is.
It's pee.
Listen, young men's fall for the memes.
It is just pee.
There's no such thing.
If you think squart exists, if your hentai cartoons have a squirting tag, I hate to break it to you.
It's just pee-pee.
There's no magic squart.
Anyone saying wrong is coping and seething.
Okay.
I think that's it.
Did I miss anything?
Let's see.
No.
No, I didn't.
Let's wrap it up, chat.
All right.
We're going to go green mode here.
We're going to go green mode.
I don't know if I, do I have any like final thoughts on it?
Ralph, just fucking do whatever the fuck, man.
I don't understand the anger, all this emotional bandwidth being dedicated.
Like, nobody, like, you don't have any image to preserve, buddy.
Like, nobody.
Who are you trying to impress still?
Who do you think watches the Ralph Amin?
I was like, that's an upstanding young man right there.
That guy right there.
His shit's together.
He knows what he's talking about.
He knows what he's talking about.
And I want to hear what he says, but oh my God, I hope he doesn't get into any scandal.
Like, there doesn't exist scandal anymore.
Like, the things that used to get people in trouble in the sector back in the day, like flagging shit or like their nudes coming out.
Like, all that has happened to Ralph.
So there's like no more, there's nothing that can happen.
You might as well just enjoy being a pig and shit.
Might as well enjoy the dagger pusse and the merch drama instead of like threatening to kill people like a retard.
Okay.
Let's discuss things, chat.
Um, hopefully, everything worked.
Let me check to make sure.
Oh, I do see the YouTube super chats.
Okay, hopefully, everything went through fine this time.
Uh, Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for 10:15 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor.
After the last pill stream, I'm starting to wonder if Ralph dies, what will happen to his body?
I think you might have to drive down to Merida and put his ashes into a bottle of Maker's Mark.
I will claim the body, I promise you.
Don't you worry about it.
Lil Sleepy for 10:30 says, I appreciate your unreasonable tenacity, but taking some time off maybe in order.
Also, please continue to promote the self-sufficient sea board.
It's a neat place.
Yes, join the self-sufficiency board.
Right now, we're on lockdown.
But if you email me very nicely, if you super chat me even and provide receipts, I will give you an invite.
Um, I'm planning on adding a way to invite yourself through crypto.
The issue right now, as I mentioned, is that we have a gay pedophile who's trying to sneak onto the board to like cause problems.
So, I'm just kind of keeping it on lockdown until I can implement a new captcha system.
Um, but that's just like there's no way around it.
I just have to like put the site security up first, um, and then I'll try to dabble in things.
So, um, yeah, I'll probably take December off.
Sneeto, for once says, it do be like that, Mr. Newell.
Netflix Bullets AI Job Equivalent Kick Bomb00:15:35
It sure do.
Doc Stown for five says, it do be like that, Mr. Moon.
It sure do.
Brez Burridge, for one, says, watching Tommy Robinson debase himself in Israel has me believing your Anglo-Theri.
I'm telling you, dude, there's something wrong with them.
Ballistic Characteristic for 20 says, have a good weekend, dude.
Thank you very much.
You too.
I appreciate it.
Pean Wienerstein for two says, tardy and transsexual.
Not even true.
Haramberger for two says, test because Rumble shit the bed last week.
It does work, I promise.
Mel Scott 5 for 5 says, in the pipe, 5 by 5.
Thank you, Melscop.
I appreciate it.
Collied onte for 10 says, because AI is trained on publicly available writing and it made the news, all future AI will know that AI wants to rape Will Stancil.
We call this phenomenon Stancil's basilisk.
Stupid as fuck.
Thank you.
Actually, Grok denies that he even did that.
So it doesn't work if they can have plausible deniability.
Thank you.
Awaken 34 for 5 says, I have so far acquired a shotgun, just a Mosger with Heat Guard and a US compliant version of the AKA or AKA Century Arms VSK and a bar mace.
I think bear mace is what he means.
A couple pieces of rebard welded together, pretty much.
Oh, like an actual mace.
Okay, I understand.
Good job.
I don't know why you just don't get like a regular gun, but okay.
Awaken 34 for two says, and I'm working on my CPL.
A buddy of mine has a Ruger.
I'm going to buy off him.
Good choice.
Heart Beats Drum for $20.
It says, Maddie stream on my birthday, 38 today, and nothing beats laughing at retards on the uppercase I internet along with chat.
Love the streams, Josh.
Take care.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Happy birthday.
Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, it do indeed be like that, Mr. Man.
It sure do.
It sure do.
Thank you.
Bunker Housing for 5 says, reporting for consummate of content, not brains.
Well, you're one of the lucky ones.
Some are not so fortunate.
Ace of Speds for 20 says, buying a really fat pizza on me to make sure your brain doesn't decrease more.
That's not in the cards today.
However, today is an eating day, so I will be eating.
Thank you.
Bunker Housing for three says, what a fucking way to store crypto money.
I know.
Tell me about it.
I think it's a way to like bypass crypto KYC or whatever.
Unkind naysayer for two says, it do be like that, Mr. Dill.
It sure do.
Indomitable for five says, do be like that, Mr. Moon Pie.
It sure do.
Thank you.
Siluin for one, $100 says, Josh gets a 50K kick bomb without asking for one and doesn't even call PPP and Andy poor and broke.
Sad.
I don't know if this is like the equivalent of a 50K kick bomb, but when this came in, it confused the fuck out of me.
But thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Lanthea for 10 says, working in IT is abysmal.
Thanks, Josh.
Orthodox emoji ham jam.
It sure is.
It sure is.
Thank you.
Alfred Huengeberg for $50 says, thank you for preaching the way of the positive poly.
It's all in your head.
And sometimes even I need to be reminded of it.
It's a continuous struggle to be positive.
Thank you.
John for two says, does Bossman have any expensive CS skins left?
I don't think so.
He's going to be really disappointed when he gets out and he's lost all his net worth.
Diosmia La Cratera for three says, never ask a Muslim what happened in the Pakistan desert to the dear prophet Muhammad.
Pajit bust upon him.
Zafi.com.
I heard that the men of Alzut are very well endowed and are sexually voracious, but I don't know what happened to the Prophet Muhammad.
Pajit's bust upon him.
Unkind naysayer for two says, do you eat pizza with your hands or a knife and fork?
Which hand do you wipe with hand pictures?
Now sorry, no hand pictures.
I'm not telling you that.
And I eat with my hands because I'm not a savage.
Always, Mr. No for five says, Steam officially has a higher kill count than the farms.
It's true.
Thank you.
The uncredited for one says, Josh, you need a shot of B12.
You know it's true.
I take vitamins.
I don't know if I need a shot of anything.
Baldo Peggins for five says, look at you monetizing your site like low-techs.
Keep it up and you'll be popping pills and box wine and beating wives and girlfriends in no time.
We can only hope.
We can only hope.
Thank you.
Chevalz for two says, will you accept farm goods for Kiwi Farms payment?
Not yet.
One day I'd like to take silver, though.
I have to figure out a way.
Diosmio La Critera for one says, AI is not a replacement for idiots retard.
It's a replacement for everyone except Indians.
Corps are laying off everyone with the idea that a Jeet and a chat GPT can do their job for one-fourth the cost.
I don't believe that.
The excuse that they're giving that AI is replacing jobs is just a facade to hire more Indians.
There is no calculation of efficacy in any of this.
They're hiring just as many Indians, if not more, because they're not actually downsizing at all.
They're simply firing Americans.
So I don't believe that's true.
Like if you need a programmer to handle a code base, like let's say that your job is on a small team of three people and all you do, your entire job on the YouTube system is to make sure that the like button on comments works.
Like I'm sure there's a guy and he's just the comment guy and his job is to make sure that comments work and he has a team of people and one guy is just like the expert at comments.
Like that guy is still going to do his job with AI.
You're not going to fire that guy and have to train somebody else on how to use like how to develop the comment system.
And if they do, by the way, if they are, their systems are going to fail.
If they're continually like replacing their developers who know how shit works with people who don't know how shit works, they're going to collapse.
And maybe that's true.
Maybe they will collapse.
But I'll tell you this.
If you don't understand how something works, you cannot use AI to develop it.
If you don't understand how the system works, you can't just simply sit down with AI and continue to develop it.
You have to understand how it works.
So if you don't understand how it works, you're just going to, and you try to use AI to replace shit.
You're going to break everything.
So you still need people that know what they're doing.
Dawn Wizard for five says, you're fat.
You're disgusting.
I hate you.
Here's $5.
Thank you.
TP Deluxe for five says, Josh, third annual guess the number trick-or-treaters contest upping the price to $300 this year.
Last year was 137.
Oh, God.
Is this like price's right rules?
What are the rules for this?
You don't give me the rules.
I'm going to say, I don't know.
I don't know your neighborhood.
I'm going to say 100 even because it's not the end of COVID or whatever.
So you won't get less.
Poor Glack for once says, follow up on the Tenneltrun.
I was wrong about his autogenophilia.
However, he is trying to trick Chinese and Indian men into fucking him.
It's almost a heterosexual relationship in terms of, no, it is not.
David S877 for 25 says, I've canceled my Netflix subscription.
So with money, I've saved.
I'm sending you the same amount I usually do.
Based.
Everything by Netflix fucking sucks.
There's actually, there's such a clear distinction in quality between episodes of Black Mirror made before Netflix bought it and episodes made after it.
And in particular, like, for instance, in season seven, the first episode is like white people tragedy torture episode.
I don't want to spoil it, but it's like really tragic.
And then the second one is like black woman is literally gifted keys to the universe.
And it's, it's like, if you see white people, you know, it's going to be a well-developed, thoughtful plot with like a, like an interesting, um, uh, interesting basis, like an interesting idea.
And if it's black people, you know, it's going to be slop.
And it's just like so obvious.
Um, so whenever, so it's like like conditioning me.
I see black people on my screen.
I'm like, oh, this one's going to fucking suck.
And it's only because they can't make bad things happen to black people.
Crispy Legs Forever for 10 says, happy Friday.
Thank you.
You too.
Doug S for three says, heads up.
The story about Amazon AWS CEO claiming that 75% of the code they push to production is done by AI was a joke by Pear DeWolf.
Elon reposted it because he gets duped all the time.
That's my fault for trusting Elon.
He has a fucking retard.
I've come to hate Elon.
He's such a self-aggrandizing cocksucker.
There's literally not a single thing that dumb fuck has ever said that he did not stand to immediately profit from.
And it's so tiring.
It's like, how is there ever going to be any unity on the right if you are ultra competitive and trying to kneecap absolutely everybody around you?
The Mac user, 751 for 5 says, Emily Yucas for a stream interview.
She's going to podcast smaller than this one with a simple reach out.
For various reasons, it is not a good idea for that to happen.
M Matty Kiki for two, in particular.
No, I don't want to say it.
It's a bad idea.
Maticky for two says, women need made up those kind of terms.
I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say to me.
I apologize.
Spiegel Gap for two says nattle gun rights.
Oh, the gun rights work.
Okay, I know what this is.
No, I've seen those.
I even liked it, you see.
Brandon Herrera with a fully automatic rifle, just taking a little shootsy doodle out of a helicopter.
Very nice.
The goose for five says, working in pest control made me hate Jeets even more.
Sar, you will not have any more roaches if you throw the rotting fruit in front of the elephant god away.
Curry staying just a personal door.
It's the worst smell in the world.
They're the worst smelling things in the entire fucking world.
I don't know how they managed to accomplish it, but it is the worst smelling fucking.
It is suffocating.
I despise it.
I hate being near them.
It's worse.
It's way worse than black people.
Black people smell like cocoa butter.
Okay.
They have like a black people smell to it, just like how they say like white people smell like boiled hot dogs or whatever.
Jeets fucking stink.
There's no way around it.
Haramberger for two says, don't reprogram your parents to be even more retarded.
Kung Pao, we have purposely trained him wrong as a joke.
I don't know what that means, but don't do that.
There goes a low text for one says, do we know how much money Boston lost because of the market crash?
I thought he had a bunch of CS skins.
He's going to be so sad when he gets out to yell.
I know.
That's my fault too.
Hopefully he doesn't kill himself.
I don't have an exact calculation, but probably a lot.
Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for 10 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor bullets for our Kiwi God.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate all the bullets.
DJ Hootie for 20 says, Josh, have you seen the amazing atheist best take on the internet yet?
Okay, let's see.
Sign in to confirm your age.
I fucking hate Nomahan so fucking much.
So the talk back question today, at least the first one.
Why is atheism on the rise in America?
Joining me now to discuss this are William Lang Craig, the founder of reasonablefaith.org, Reverend Mark L. Hutchins, a civil and human rights activist, and TJ Kirk, who calls himself the amazing atheist.
Welcome to all of you.
Nice try, guy, Neil Mahan, said, no, you're not going to do that.
He got cucked.
Nice try, though.
Thank you.
Bunker Housing for three says, one day you're going to be on Tim Pool's show and we do not want any chonkers there.
So keep it up.
Are you a fan of Tim Pool?
Is that a pro Tim Pool super chat?
It's very rare.
Lightroast for one says, your weight has three digits.
Fat.
I know.
I need to properly take the Eugena Cooney pill.
Sneeto, for one, says, Michael Obama made school lunches even worse.
And then he says, because of her, they took out the soda and snack vending machines and replaced it with diet vending machines.
Gross.
I need my Coke Zero.
I need my ruffles.
Internet Archiavelli for one says, White House official Kiwi Farms account when I know.
I need my fucking gray check mark on the Kiwi Farms Twitter account.
Umptimado for five says, do squats and hip hinges for legs.
The glutes are the largest muscle in the body, consuming the most calories.
Highest ROI, if you want to increase muscle mass, also means increased BMR.
Good luck.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Druby82 for two says, afternoon, Josh, how do you feel about cauliflower as a substitute for rice and potatoes to lower carbon take?
Cauliflower rice is awesome.
It's actually really good.
They sell it rice already.
They sell it rice already in frozen food sections, and it's great.
I like cauliflower.
It's very easy to make it super tasty.
If you use like a vinegar-based hot sauce, I like it.
Peanwiener singing for two says, never understood why people like cereal.
It looks and tastes like human dog shit.
It's not that bad.
It's just like, it's just sugar is a thing.
Like you eat fruity pebbles.
Like people think that when they sit down and have Cheerios, they're having a healthy, nutritious breakfast.
It's like got 32 grams of real fiber and whole wheat grain.
And it's got 15% of your vitamin D or vitamin B.
And it's like, that's not impressive.
Just have some fucking yogurt.
Just have yogurt.
It's less calories.
It's more filling.
It's got protein in it, which you need for long-term energy.
And it's got more nutrition as well.
Take a fucking multi and some yogurt.
Motherfucker, stop spamming the fucking chat.
I literally asked, what?
You are like a degenerate furry, chronic masturbator.
And I ask one thing of you.
Don't spam my fucking chat.
And you can't do that.
That's why you're banned from the forum.
You keep spamming shit.
Simple instructions, buddy.
Uh, okay, next.
Asian tech support for 10 says, it do be like that, Mr. Moon Pie.
It sure do.
Thank you.
The ghost of low-techs for one says, Sar, it is only bloody truans who hate AI, sar, you bloody Luddite bastards can't see the bright future we have and keep wondering why Indians becoming CEOs, saw.
Um, nah, you're you are it's true, you are.
I'm sorry, you're a fucking Luddite.
Be like you see the torch of fire brought to you by Prometheus to make your job easier, your life better.
And you're like, Actually, I like things the way they were before in total and complete darkness.
Matter of fact, it's like, oh, it's too fucking bad, motherfucker.
We're lighting this fucking torch up.
If you want to go sit outside in the darkness, go for it, fish.
Scene Feeding for one says, useful clip for future Indian content.
Let's see.
It is a man who has a bunch of men bent over and he's beating them with a stick.
And they're in India.
They're like kneeled over.
Ow, God, he's like killing this guy.
I'm not showing this, dude.
He's like just killing somebody.
Esteedo for one says, can you buy ammo with EBT main?
You can if you liquidate the cola.
Somebody said that the easiest way to convert EBT into cash is to buy Coca-Cola because you can just spend your entire EBT card on Coke and then you sell it to vending companies who will apparently will just buy it from you for cash.
And then you use the money to buy bullets.
Nefarious Creature for 20 says, massive props on the weight loss.
I still vividly remember when you started and got super pissed by all the people trying to scream diet advice at you.
Good times.
No, it was not good times.
I don't know why there is no diet advice.
India Killing Guy EBT Cola Liquidation00:16:15
I don't need like people sent me shit about how like everything about how I needed like a colonic.
There was some guy who sent me this long post about how I need to watch my gut health.
Just like every possible fucking combination of guys, it's like it's literally calories and calories out.
You want to know how I did it?
I took Microsoft Excel.
If I ate something, it went into the spreadsheet.
If it was too much for that day, I stopped eating.
I would drink.
Here's how I did it.
Ready?
After I hit my limit, I would fill up a water bottle and I would chug that shit until I'm physically ill, until I could not possibly fit any more matter into my stomach.
And that's how I got rid of my appetite by just gorging on water every time I was hungry.
And it works.
That's it.
You got to limit the calories and drink water until you're physically sick.
But yeah, thank you.
Peanut Winderson for two says, how do you starve a black person who hide their food stamps under their work boots?
Bedum tiss.
What?
Work boots.
I guess that one woman did have work boots, huh?
Ace of Speds for 10 said, you should complete the National Shop Defense Army Protector short for the NSDAP.
I should.
That's a good idea.
Thank you very much.
Sergeant Wizard Fist for five says, near where I live, we actually had two or three soup kitchens that were completely free.
And blacks who used it would complain because it didn't have the exact food they wanted.
There's no fucking Lorry's in there, bro.
There's no, they got to hook that shit up.
It's white people food.
It'll white people food.
They ain't got no sneezing.
They ain't got no sneezing.
No Lauris.
Shit, man.
Can't that can't survive of that plain ass shit.
The fucking tea and crumpet ass motherfuckers.
What are the Lauries?
Kadu for five says, Publix allowed open carrying their stories just this month.
Did they see the writing on the wall?
That's funny as fuck.
Really?
I mean, it is.
Publix is unique as a store because it's like it's a co-op.
It's an employee-owned store.
So if it's popular, it is popular in the South.
They probably voted on it and said, hell yeah, I want my gun rights because it's owned by the employees.
Judy Tester for three says, I don't like black people.
Interesting perspective.
Barillo Furman for one says nothing.
Thank you very much.
Internet Archively for one says, Mr. Duncan Trust of the Joshua Moon filter turned off.
Please be careful.
Joe Rogan ain't going to like this Groid rant.
Who the fuck is Duncan Trussell?
Prairie Dog for 25 says, it has been glorious shopping at Costco in public since the shutdown.
90% white people, even Walmart is nicer.
I hope the shutdown lasts forever.
By the way, the trainer that DM'd you on Twitter.
Okay.
You probably shouldn't have said that because at some point I showed my DMs.
So everyone forget that Prairie Dog said that.
Okay.
Thank you very much.
i'm glad that your costco experience is better oh duncan trussell was the the lunatic from uh okay i remember from kurt I don't remember his name off the top of my head.
Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, white people ain't even seasoned a skin and shit for the black people to eat like they chitlins.
That's fucking disgusting.
Thank you.
Dark Western for five says, congratulations on your weight loss.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Zimuligan 2 for 5 says, here is life in Baltimore, courtesy of brown movie bob clone Corey and Enotado of Buzzer Blog.
Then there is a Kiwi Farms lynch.
Very reputable.
Thumbs down, represent dead detail.
Hey, Down here.
It appears to be a gay nigga twerking.
Fascinating.
Why do they do that?
Why do they all block the street?
It's like a universal thing that's like built into them, hardwired.
It's like they really just enjoy imposing themselves in a way that cannot be ignored.
Rodier for five says, more than one-third goes to taxes.
Since the government prints money to keep this going, this deflates your currency, stealing even more nice dreams.
I've talked about this before.
Inflation, they would, they could theoretically just completely abolish all forms of tax and increase inflation to compensate, but they have to maintain this facade.
And the thing is, when they grant themselves more revenue, like by using inflation to avoid increasing taxes, like it gives them money that they can never turn off.
They can never turn off that revenue stream.
They can only increase it until something breaks.
Gugg asked for five says, Josh, have you read Vandalizing Ireland?
Or you have to read Vandalizing Ireland?
It dropped days before the latest immigrant rape of a child.
Ireland is the perfect microcosm of the West.
The author is the same guy that did the peer-reviewed study on Antipa's deep ties with journals.
If you post it in the Maddie's right, I'll read it.
For 10 says, hadn't thought of Nick Rikitta until I came across a look-alike in this YouTube short.
Is Nick even still alive?
Who knows and who cares?
I am so bored.
I can't even stand his voice at this point.
Nick Ricada is just like such a smug retard that it's like, I can't even, I can't even stand to fucking listen to him.
Obviously, we're still going to pursue the body camp footage of the bitter ends, but I like if someone posts like a clip of Ricada, I'm like, no, I'm not listening to this.
He just sounds like a guy who's tasted his own cum and loves it.
James Skaters.
May the better man win.
The fuck is this?
I just have to do my warm-up.
It looks more like Keystar.
Dang it.
I guess he does.
He has like that Daniel Larson phenotype.
I see it.
Being Wiener singing for 10 says, EBT Americans will never know the satisfaction of making it to the end of the work week.
For them, every day is the weekend.
What a wretched hell.
Happy Friday afternoon.
Now we've done it.
We've got to the end of the week.
We have locked up our warehouse.
We have parked up our vans.
We have logged off our computers and I've quickly popped into my favorite local hub for a cheeky pint of beer and a little bit of early dinner because the wife, I love her dearly, but her cookie night, right?
And we've got stunning beef and owl pie, a bit of massage, baked beans in a pot, which I think is wrong.
Green sand anyway.
And of course, a bit of gravy.
And you know me.
I never look when I pull because I am the absolute governor.
Listen, guys, I hope you had a great week.
Keep on smashing life.
Kick him at 110% and don't go on until you're prime.
And he said, cheers to you.
You deserve it.
A bosh.
This may be the best British man to ever live.
This guy, this guy is just like brimming with positive poly.
And the thing is, you know, that when you have someone this positive poly, this is a secret.
This is a dark secret, chat.
Every glowing positive poly has that darkness in them where they've seen the other side and they're overcompensating, chat.
This man has seen some shit, but he's going to go out there and encourage the common man and pour the gravy and drink the beer and have a bosh as it is.
But that's because he can only appreciate positive poly so much because he has seen the depths of the darkness, chat.
Colliidante for 20 says, Josh, trying to white knight lesbians is like rolling Amberlynn up a hill.
You're going to get to the top and she rolls back down to the bottom and crushes her girlfriend.
Well, is that my fault or her fault?
Thank you.
Octavia SalesRep for 20 says, Josh Moon is a skinny queen who didn't do nothing and he is not a fiender.
Finally, chat.
Jesus, I've been waiting for the recognition my entire fucking life and I'm finally getting it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bunker Housing for three says, Emily Yukas versus Aniza Joma.
Who would win?
I mean, Anisa does training, right?
I don't know.
Emily Yucas got that fucking schizo energy in here.
I don't want to get into a fight with her.
Humble Guardsman for one says, you're gay, lol.
Thank you.
Koiante for 20 says, Jim must have been devastated when he heard his handmade hat wasn't delivered to Kershey.
Is this like a story?
I don't know the fucking more on this.
Did he make like this like a joke?
I don't understand.
Thank you.
Kolynante for 20 says, you didn't believe that a man was so enamored with James Stefani Sterling that he offered to carry her bags, but now you realize that man was Gaida.
It all makes sense.
It's true.
When you realize the dark secret that Niana Banana, his Oshi, was actually James Stefani Sterling, the stadust.
He simply bit his tongue and appreciated her for her feminine energy.
Thank you.
Bingle Cat for one says, the fact that Gator and that one YouTube comment fed with an old Forest Man PFP simp over this bitch Kiki is really depressing and funny at Lamau.
There is no such thing as rock bottom.
You can always dig a little bit deeper.
Sneeda Stanley for five says that Shane Sperg is so fucking autistic.
Oh my God, he literally does a CWC stress site.
Yeah, he's fat and annoying.
And he has that thing where you just look at him and you just know, you suck.
I'm not going to like you.
You suck.
Nobody can stand to be around you.
And I got to get the fuck away from you.
Anonymous for 164 says, I warned you last week, Joshua, denying the legitimacy of Israel as a state will not be an option for you much longer.
Side with the terrorists and you get treated like one.
This week, it was your database.
Soon it will be your ex account and tread lightly.
It was just the Git thing.
In case you don't know, the Kiwi farm, I accidentally, when I was moving the files, I left behind the .git repository.
So someone gained access to old config files that were not live.
But it gave me a fucking panic attack because I had to lock everything down and change the credentials.
And I asked the remote S3, like, did anybody log into this using this key?
And they're like, no.
So, oh, thank God.
But it did scare the shit out of me.
Only I was replaced by a top-level jitsu with the AI.
He would not have made such a mistake.
Haranberger for two says, I saw your meltdown in the Aniza thread about the beauty part of the people being a problem in general.
Are you over?
It is everything good now, kiddo.
Dude, I'm so frustrated.
I just wish people would give me a fucking break every so often.
I feel like I think that I have under, I overestimated the severity of the problem, but I was pretty fucking annoyed.
Awaken 34 for two says, the quartering wants to grift like DSP, but he's missing the secret sauce.
I know he didn't buy the premium quality mayonnaise that had the body to it as opposed to the tang.
Awaken 34 for one says, let's not forget the quartering got sucker punched by a tranny at an event and he got banned, then said it was justified.
Okay.
Awaken 35.
I heard that by the way.
Awaken 34 for five says, also off target, but quarter pounder.
God, this dude hates a quartering.
Reminded me Tim Pole tried to suing a porn game called Subverse.
Off the name and lost outright and nearly killed his career in the process.
Yeah, I think even Ben Garrison, he tried to sue some guy that made like a Dilbert Dick Bert like parody.
This is like Forgotten Lord because of everything else that happened after him, but he got real fucking pissed about the Dick Bert memes.
Rich Wet Pasta for 12 says, put this towards a nice set of studded tires for the coming winter.
Oh, thank you.
I appreciate it.
Tires are expensive, you know.
But you don't really need tires in Florida.
It doesn't snow in Florida.
So I guess I'll put in the tire fund, I guess.
But you don't really need to, you don't really need to switch out the tires down here, bro.
Awaken 34 for one says, do you ever wonder if Ralph is trying to skinwalk boogie and that's why he acquired a similar child bride?
No?
That thought has never crossed my mind.
Valetree video one for 10 says, a few streams ago, you read some article about dogs and a breed called a Dash Hundred was mentioned.
You did okay pronouncing it, but you will be happy to know it's actually pronounced Doxon.
Is that true?
Is that how it's pronounced?
I don't think so.
Thank you.
Rich Wet Pasta for six says, I have enjoyed the JPEG PNG puppetry as a recurring theme over the course of this episode.
Look, sometimes I just get a little bit more hyped up and inspired some days.
Okay.
Thank you.
Per Pers subscribe for a month.
Thank you.
I should use this opportunity to check the other subscriptions, by the way, because I don't think it shows me.
If you didn't subscribe on Rumble or whatever the fuck, I appreciate it.
I know some guy dropped like a big sub-bomb or whatever the fuck.
I appreciate that.
Is there anything big on kick?
Meow Meowing gave 10 subs.
Kadu, five subs, and Joshin's ship fic for three subs.
Is there a way to see my kicks?
Can I like filter by channel engagement?
I can't.
I see a lot.
How much is like a dollar in kicks?
This guy apparently, according to kick, gave me a 1,000 kick thing for 928 weeks ago, which I don't think is accurate.
Four hours ago, I got 500 from I'm Wert saying I'm dented.
How much is a dollar in kicks?
100.
So if it's 500, could do gave me get fucked retard for 500 kicks, which is $5.
And then the other guy gave me $10 in kicks from 928 weeks ago.
That feels like a rendering error.
Okay, I will integrate the kicks.
Actually, real quick.
Oh, maybe I can find this inside the history.
No, I can't.
I have to dig out the JSON for this.
actually let me do this live because i need this so i can integrate it can somebody send me because i need this so i can integrate it Can somebody send me a where the fuck is the web socket at?
Oh, there it is.
Okay.
Someone do a super chat with a message or a kick with a message.
I will super mega read it out.
I need like a special, I need like the actual message attached to it, though.
I don't think it counts.
It's the socket.
There it is.
Okay.
If someone gives me a message thingy with the kicks, I would appreciate that.
And I'll look at the JSON in a second.
All right.
Yeah, I am at it again.
Trust me, bro.
It's a test.
It's a test.
RCRA69 for 5 says, Jershi Mu.
If you have the time, if you feel confident in yourself, you should do a face reveal with the casino on your canal for Halloween.
I bet you look very scary.
I don't think I will, but thank you.
Anime Sucks, Cope and Sneed for 5 says, Women are like bongs, except you pack the top with food and then hit the pipe down below with the high beats cannabis, and it lasts for like three seconds, depending on the fuel you add.
Yeah, uh, gross.
Where do you have five in the pipe?
Five five five.
Thank you.
Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed for One says, You also played the perks song and are quoted.
This song is so great.
Also, new Ska Wort was a low IQ fetish.
Sad, isn't it?
Skawert is a yeah, it is a low IQ fetish.
Bugarousing for four says, it do be like that, Mr. Noon, at Bunker Housing.
Thank you.
It do be like that.
ZBD for five says, Nice stream.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Brain Bucket for five says, for mango scene juice or whatever, that shit, low tech.
It was Mango Scene Juice.
I appreciate it.
I'll get some Mango Scene Juice.
Anime Sucks, Cope and Sneed for once says, Rip Leedle Drip.
The former, why the fuck do you like legal drip so much, bro?
The former best user of the KiwiFarms.net, TMC, all rights, reserved a locale LLC property.
About Tree Fitty, 0145 says, Congrats on the weight loss, bro.
Glad to see you stacking some W's.
If you keep the momentum going and land a hot GF, hopefully you are smart enough to keep it secret because the world you operate in would sabotage you.
No, bro, I've been told that the very first thing I would ever do in a relationship is broadcast that shit to the fucking world to epically own Ethan Rao for some retarded shit.
The president of Nintendo for five says, the thing with Imaru was just a misunderstanding.
The guy thought he was at a Pokemon tournament.
Enjoy Prison Kiddo.
Ah, that explains it.
He thought it was a free-for-all.
Those Pokemon tournaments are basically like orgies.
So I understand.
The president of Nintendo.
Oh, yeah.
I read that.
Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed for once.
Just in case you skip my chat, RIP Letal Drip, the best user.
I already fucking read this.
Broke Man for Five says, You should get a 3D printer and go to the gun buyback price.
Great idea.
Ace of Speds for 5 says, Behave like an idiot online if you want.
We'll all laugh and not care.
Just don't spam that shit.
How hard can it be?
I know, bro.
I know.
Nintendo President Imaru Misunderstanding Pokemon Orgies00:06:12
Sneedo for one says, Hey, Josh, have you seen that Kino Casino clip of Hassan meeting one of his training fans?
Also, Hassan wipes his hand after shaking the train's hand.
LL.
I have not actually.
I apologize.
And Laser Gator for two says, Congrats on the weight loss.
Do you like Gypsy Crusader?
I like some of the clips I see of him, but I'm not like a fan.
I'm not like actively pursuing his content or the fuck.
Okay, someone actually did give me a kick.
So I see this.
I see the JSON for this.
Why is this like this?
Kick gifted sub.
Happy Friday.
And then Rage.
Okay.
Hold up.
Let me get my notepad out.
It sends two messages: one with the event ID, gifted, kicks, gifted, and then another one for kicks gifted transaction.
That is very bizarre.
I don't know why it's like that.
Okay.
Thank you.
Formerly Chucks.
All right.
That should be all.
I appreciate everybody and the super chats and the super berries.
Subscribe to the gum rope.
Nanthana.gummer.com.
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If you use Rumble, have a great weekend.
Thanks for watching.
This song is an unusual song for me, chat.
Not usually my thing, but it was requested of me and I didn't have a better idea.
So I went with it.
This song, sorry to say, this song is from India, but I think it's a real banger.
Okay.
It's called Delivery.
It's a song from India, okay, by Granam Bula Kodipak Dilhan.
It's in Pujambi, and it's a song that many of you will find relatable, chat.
Is about going to the United States, becoming a trucker, and sabotaging their entire the United States economy from the inside out.
I hope you enjoy.
Take it easy.
Bye-bye.
Megamai bala padanama dijaji.
Pikera jurule jujavani jarati.
Aktariya dene hasa ha sajijiya.
Lang bade pura ku jaki jo buk karata.
Bena ni der ever devasa dijia.
Lang bade shukina jaku jobukarata.
Bena nijerite vasa diji ya.
Longiuta chaleda ya legele vara ve ki tere na khereda kimo la ta.
LONG IL TA Talata YE a Legele WA TAVE Kitere NA KERE DA Kimon LA TA BA Hanita Crezi Jaega PURU SAKA KITA Hatona Langor YE a Levicharda Derebri Rishtakira WA TAI MUSA YE Amuri KAVI Chekarda Derebri Rishtakira WA TE MUSA YEKI KU Vikapura KARE Ningo Warte Daleran DE LA DI Chijira na HOKE Pardean
DE LA Cheker and a HOKE Ningo Warte DALE RAAN DE LA JIJE and a Hoke Pate Tevena JO TIME Parivarnu Lenae HOJE Karejitoki DASA Dijiya.
Lambu de paraku jaki jobukarata.
Berna nija ever devasa dijiya.
Lampude pura kujaku jobus karata.
D-D-D-I-O The Game Boy No, he is literally rapping about going to the United States and getting an H1D.
That's the whole plot.
His wife is like, if you want to marry Miza, you must go get the job, saw.
So he becomes a truck driver in the United States, and that's why he has all these Punjabi guys with cheeks.
So he's singing about how much money he's making in the US is driving a fucking truck.
He's like, oh, I'm now married because I am so rich.
Sa, I take America Mani Saab.
I'm laughing at white people, sir.
Lampadi product with Jakuja Vukarata.
Berna needed every vasajitia.
Lamba de Perakujakito was carata.
Berna needed ever devastating.
Amarika with checkardere musli da da da di da di Chicken ride and every