Captive Mindset delves into the abuse of Hassan Piker's dog Kaya, critiques the "Destiny" lawsuit and Aaron Imholt's jail time, and mocks Legal Mindset's conspiracy theories. The host also covers Ofcom fining 4chan, Nintendo suing Palworld, and the arrest of Jay Bae, while addressing technical stream failures and community drama involving Captive Dreamer and Tiger. Ultimately, the episode highlights the chaotic intersection of internet culture, legal controversies, and extreme personal grievances within the online sphere. [Automatically generated summary]
Hey everybody, Jesus Christ here with some chair of Sanchez from here once again.
And well, this one goes out to all the incelos out there.
I wanted to give you all a personal message.
You know, for a while that I was like among one of you.
The situation was not enough for you once upon a time.
But then I still perspired and now definitely in a much better place than I was a couple of decades ago or so.
So this one goes out to you humbly and gratefully.
And I pray that this will inspire you to at least try to overcome your shyness and everything so you can actually go out there.
Because if you pray, if you follow that, which is good and life-powered, you will be able to find your love for yourself, your sweaters, the love of yourself.
Or rather be a gay lover, lesbian love, or of course, even what an orientation.
Straight, that's the words like an or you know, straight love.
Either way, when you find a love for yourself and with your partner, it will work out well.
And prayfully, you will find your partners.
Take that, you good?
Faith, the hope, and everything.
And have faith, and pray, for it is right, and it is good.
Hey, look at me.
I stood here, sad and lonely, without a fire, but a desire to not hear you say I'm already taken, as I saw the ladies walking along.
one by one.
I never wanted to hear I'm already taken.
The Crack Monster Stream Struggles00:02:59
Tell me why I was a virgin good race.
Tell me why I needed a cute girl my age.
Tell me why I never wanted to hear I'm already taken.
And I have no fire but a desire.
I want to crack a monster.
Oh god, it looks like my audio is already fucked up.
I want to crack a monster to celebrate 50 years of Christian Leslie Chandler lore on the internet.
But I dropped it, so if I do this, it might actually spill all over the place.
Why am I doing it anyways?
Is it actually too loud?
I don't know.
Oh, it is too loud.
I see.
Okay, hello.
I see the game's really fucking loud.
Okay, I'm going to crack it.
You ready?
Get all the pretty water.
It did not.
It did not blow all over the place.
You may not know this, but you found out that I was alone.
Now it's too low.
It's possible.
How about this?
No, it's still out.
Okay, look.
Everything's broken again.
So I complained.
I'm going to just complain about tech stuff again.
I don't even have the fucking hands here.
You're just going to have to listen to me.
So it's been a lot of prep.
And then right before the stream, the Rumble thing broke again.
Rumble is not integrated.
I don't know why Rumble's not integrated.
It's just not.
Rumble breaks every stream.
Rumble breaks either the chat or it's not relaying correctly.
There's just something wrong with Rumble.
So I spent the last 10 minutes before going live trying to fix that and it did not work, even though I fixed it last week.
It's just on my to-do list of bullshit that is literally just driving me insane.
Like I have to fix the same fucking issues every week.
Every week, I fix the same problems eight times.
And then every week I have to fix the exact same fucking problems all over again.
And it's like, I'm not getting anything done practically.
As a matter of fact, I'm not getting anything done.
So it's like there's shit that I want to do that I'm just abandoning.
Like a third of our income every year for the forum is doing the merchandise run.
There is no merchandise run this year.
This is the first year since 2019.
I'm not doing a single merchandise run unless I can do something for Christmas, but I probably can't do something for Christmas because I have to warn the logistics people ahead of time if I'm doing a Christmas thing and it's already too late.
So first year, just because there's so much shit that I have to do, I can't even fucking get stickers printed because I'm just eating shit constantly.
I even asked, by the way, I even asked on the stream, like, if anybody wants to get paid to like do the merchandise for me, I will fucking pay you if you do the merchandise for me.
Chassis and Motherboard Nightmares00:04:23
And nobody responded.
I even saw on the forum.
If you're like an artist and you just want to like put stickers on a fucking spreadsheet for me so that they can get printed on a sheet, let me know and I'll pay you for this.
Nobody responded.
So it's like, I'm going fucking insane having to do, I have to put on like eight different hats to do every facet of my fucking job.
And then when I try, when I have everything squared away, everything's fucking working.
I boot up the stream and shit just like is falling apart.
Like the ship is just like losing parts as I go along.
And I spent the last nine days accounting from last Saturday, the Saturday before to this Tuesday working on my computer.
Here's what happened.
You ready?
I'm going to regale you with this fun story.
So I have a server rack and I wanted to rack my computer.
So I bought a chassis for it.
And this was supposed to be a low-cost zero dollar just change of where I'm putting my computer case.
So it's not by my foot getting kicked constantly because it's a broken piece of shit that got banged around being flung between different countries.
So all I'm doing, taking everything out, putting it back in.
I now have a completely new computer.
The only thing that I've not changed is the graphics card and the power supply unit.
Those things work.
I determined that the I started from the cheapest parts to the most expensive parts while debugging it because I started with the memory.
So I bought new memory.
Memory was not being detected correctly.
So I bought new memory.
And then at some point, I just kind of realized that there were parts of the motherboard that were broken.
So I bought a completely new motherboard because I'm buying a new motherboard.
I don't want Intel again.
So I bought AMD, which means I have to buy a new CPU.
So I now have a brand new computer, new motherboard, new memory, new CPU, and then the new chassis.
There was actually a point where I had gotten everything together and I had kind of closed the chassis.
Oh, I know what it was.
The radiator wouldn't fit.
Oh, after I got everything together, I realized that the radiator was leaking mineral oil.
The radiator was fucking leaking.
Like, there was a scene in, God, what was it?
Signs by M. Night Shyamalan, the disgraced Indian Pajit director.
And in that movie, the preacher man explains that his wife, his wife, is like injured.
She's in a car accident as a pedestrian, and she's pinned between a tree and a car.
And the sheriff's like, buddy, you got to get down here right now.
Your wife is dying.
And he walks up to her and she's pinned between this tree and this car and she's dying.
And they explain, once they pull that car out, she's going to fall apart.
Like her flesh is only heaped together by the compression of the vehicle and the tree.
And she's going to bleed out slowly.
But if we pull that car out, she's going to like fall apart, like in your hands, like mush.
And that was basically my computer, I think.
Something happened.
The motherboard was jammed in incorrectly.
It got squished.
And then as soon as I like disassembled it to reassemble it, it was like that guy's wife just like falling apart like mashed potatoes.
And so I had to buy a new radiator.
And then I got the new radiator in and it doesn't fit.
The thing that goes in the front of the chassis that has like the USB plugs and the power, the power port, that did not fit with the radiator.
So there was actually a point where I was sitting there staring at this thinking, I've replaced every part of this to get it into a new chassis, and now it doesn't fit into the chassis.
So I might have to bring out the old chassis and put in the completely new computer into the old chassis when all I was trying to do was replace the fucking chassis.
But I figured out that if I got creative with the fans, I could fit it all in.
So there was a part where I was like in utter despair, just staring forlornly into a computer chassis thinking, like, I want to break this piece of shit.
I want to liquidate everything that I own.
I want to go buy a log cabin in northern Norway and like Finnmark or some shit.
And I never want to be seen again.
I never want to deal with the internet again.
I never want to deal with people again.
I just want to chop wood and live in a log cabin that has no anything whatsoever and just eat fish and die in a cabin.
So after that, I worked on the forum a bit.
So I did get one thing done.
Two things actually.
Fighting Malware Block Lists00:03:02
First of all, I managed to bully Proton VPN into bullying a tranny into unblocking kiwifarms.net.
A long time ago, a tranny.
So this is how terrible.
Fuck, I don't give a shit if I get banned.
The transgenders that have infested free and open source software is what they do.
Here's the price of using free shit is that you have to deal with like insane people who suck and who validate their existence by whatever minutiae of power that they can swing around.
So for instance, if you are a good intentioned person and you make an anti-malware list, here's a great example.
Malware distributes using domain names.
So for instance, you'll have payload.ru.
Your computer gets infected.
It makes a connection to payload.ru and it downloads part or executes or transmits exfiltrates information from your computer to that domain.
If computer researchers can identify that this domain is a compromised domain, they can actually block it at a DNS level.
And consumer block lists can do this very effectively to protect people from having their information stolen.
There was a very, very big computer virus that infected a bunch of computers, but it relied on resolving a random domain name that a guy had figured out.
And he managed to get it blocked before it was actually able to activate.
And it saved the industry billions of dollars of damage.
So that's an example of how these block lists can be used.
Of course, when you involve transgender people, what happens is that they block kiwifarms.net because they consider that a harmful website.
So we've been blocked on Proton for years, literally fucking years.
I have emailed their CSRs.
I have contacted them.
I have told them exactly what the issue is.
And they direct me to this block list.
And it's just one fucking asshole who has like 8 million karma on this site who said that the site was harmful.
So because the biggest Redditor on this open source block list used all his karma points to say that this is a super harmful domain, there was nothing to be done about it.
And they, Proton washed their hands of it saying, well, it's not our block list.
It's an open source thing.
So I contacted the block list and I said, this is bullshit.
You can check out the fucking site.
There's nothing on it.
Remove the fucking domain.
They don't respond.
Of course, when you talk to these technocrats, they don't dare to stoop to notice you.
They don't ordain you with a fucking response.
They are the top tranny jennies of an open source block list and your mere presence is unnoticed by them.
So I had to ask people, if you use Proton, send a report, open up your VPN thing, go to the block list and complain.
And then after days with people posting their chain emails that they received, Proton finally used their clout to say, either drop this fucking domain from the block list or we're dropping you.
And surprise.
And then they actually did something.
Making Attacks Prohibitively Expensive00:06:59
So literally, if you ever want anything to work as it should, you basically have to be an insane person with a community of thousands of people that you can swing around like a fucking axe, like an idiot with a sledgehammer just swinging away.
Swing away.
Oh, signs reference again.
Swing away, George.
I'm a fucking clumsy idiot.
I touch a computer and it literally falls apart in my hands like wet tissue paper.
Here, give me thousands of people.
I'm going to show you who to email to get things done with.
That's me.
So that got undone finally.
As far as I know, we're not on any more block lists, which means that once the final thing that I've been waiting on for two goddamn years is done, because the person doing it is a Mexican and he's taking a fucking siesta.
I've been waiting on this motherfucker to launch his service for two goddamn years, but he's like, I'll work on it tomorrow.
I'll get my business running tomorrow.
I was like, okay, fine.
I'll just keep fucking waiting.
But one day, one day, Amigo's going to get this all sorted out and we're going to get on back on .NET.
The other thing, check deposit works.
So if you have a forum user, and I'll explain this in a second, you can now donate by check.
All you do, you log in, you go to the bill pay page, it'll give you an ID like this, and then you set up bill pay with your bank to send $20 every month with your account number as your bill pay ID.
This will go, the checks will go to the PL box.
There is no way to associate the check with the account except by looking, like you have to have access to the server, and neither the bank nor the mail guy nor the depositing bank has the ability to reference your account by this number.
And then once I have the numbers that are being upgraded, how much money they received, the server never receives any information about the check except for the payment amount.
So at no point does any person have both the check and the account associated with the ID.
There's a midway point there.
So it should work flawlessly once they come in.
I will need to do like an OCR thing to pull off the memo numbers, I'm pretty sure, if I don't get like a receipt, but it will be near automatic, except for the one guy who lives in the middle of fucking nowhere in the fucking mountains.
He will be manually writing deposit slips, basically, but he won't have any access to the back end of the server.
My goal with this is to get 600 people doing 20.
That's 12,000.
Now, of course, you have to take out a third of that to bribe black people not to burn down cities.
But then once you take the remainder, then 2,000 to 3,000 of that will go to the forum, and then I'll get the remainder.
And that will actually allow me to save up to buy a house and also potentially hire people, depending on how much we get.
Because actually, I can kind of play, if I have business expenses, my black people bribe money payments go down.
So I might be able to hire people to help with coding and stuff later.
Oh, yeah, I do have to update the RSS video.
That's another thing.
That's another thing on my fucking list that never ever, ever ends.
It just gets longer every day.
Buy the Sky Williams house.
I don't think I will.
No, I did not get 12,000.
I got 36,000.
And a lot of that went to hardware for the forum because I had to upgrade the disk.
By the way, one of the things I also accomplished is that now the site is actually pretty fucking fast.
See what I mean?
You just go to random stuff and click it and it loads.
Isn't that fascinating?
By the way, as far, yeah, you're right, get fucked.
So right now the registration on the site is closed unless you have an invite.
And the reason for that, I guess I'll just shout him out because why not?
There is a guy that has spammed gay child pornography generated by AI on 4chan for years.
His name is like Unreal Skybox or something.
And before that, he DDoS CSGO servers.
He lives in Texas.
And for some reason, he's just allowed to spam gay child pornography and DDoS CSGO servers and the Kiwi farms with impunity.
Because I guess if you're a gay pedophile involved in cybercrime, the FBI doesn't do anything about it.
So this guy has been using automated services to both denial of service attack at level three and four, level seven, and then also by registering accounts.
And he's just like, he's so weird because he's just like a nuisance, like a perpetual nuisance.
He doesn't really gain anything from it.
He's just a gay pedophile that tries to like spam sites like 4chan and the Q farms.
So that's another one of these things that I have to deal with.
I'm going to have to figure out a way to make it prohibitively expensive for him to do this because he just rents out a bot farm basically.
But he's been doing it to 4chan for years.
And so he has the kit ready to go from bypassing 4chan's moderation tools.
So he knows how to pass captchas like the ones that 4chan uses to Pajites and solve them for like pennies at a time.
He has tens of thousands of VPN IPs ready to go.
He has tens of thousands of email addresses from reputable providers like Gmail ready to go.
He knows how to set up Go scripts to like load in ways to solve the Kiwi Flare CAPTCHA.
I've already kind of dealt with that by making Kiwi Flare more expensive to solve, which is not really a fix so much as it is.
It just encumbers him.
Like if he has to pay for like CPU usage and stuff, that will make it more expensive as time goes on.
So that's basically just his entire life is just spamming 4chan and the Kiwi farms and sending gay child pornography that he generated on a computer to people in Telegram.
He's been at this for weeks already.
And I'm going to have to figure out some way to, again, make it prohibitively expensive for him to continue doing this.
So that is an example of things that unique problems that I have to solve as an administrator of a website.
Okay.
And if it sounds weird that he's been doing it for weeks, he's been doing it for years with 4chan, and he doesn't really get encouragement from 4chan staff.
He just does it continuously.
Eventually, I'm just going to have to either try and get him arrested because he's a gay pedophile that commits cybercrime like continuously, or just make it prohibitively expensive that somebody who doesn't have any money and lives off the welfare cannot afford to attack the form anymore.
Okay.
These will take care of it if only.
Priests, Visas, and Church Drama00:05:26
The Anglicans.
This is great.
This is pure English suffering.
Here we have the Canterbury Cathedral.
One of the most famous cathedrals in the entire world.
I believe this is like over 1,500 years old.
It's quite old.
Oh, no.
It's 1539.
Oh, no, wait.
I was right.
It was 579.
So it is like a 1,500-year-old cathedral in the UK.
It was seized by King Henry to make his blasphemous mockery of Christianity where he is God, basically.
And then a bunch of English people are like, you know what?
The king really is a messenger of God.
The king of England is God's representation on earth.
That makes sense to me.
I'm English.
I'm retarded.
I don't think straight.
My head's all full of gay shit.
I'm a fucking plague on society.
So I believe that is what they said.
So no surprise, several hundred years after this, there is now graffiti in it.
Now, you might be thinking, oh no, have the Islamics tagged the inside of this ancient cathedral to make a mockery of Jesus and shit?
No, this was actually paid for by the church with the idea being that when young people visit this historic monument, they'll see the graffiti and they'll think, oh, maybe I should convert to Christianity.
So who is responsible for this?
This guy.
They literally hired a Buffalo Bill Tranny to tag up this ancient cathedral to make it a mockery of the religion of the people who use it.
And this is the, I believe, the woman inside the church who was responsible for it.
This guy was the tagger, the artist, quote unquote.
It's unclear, actually, if she is directly responsible, but she was appointed as the first female archbishop of Canterbury.
So she is the archbishop when this is happening.
Could have just been really poor timing for her, but it could be her fault.
So the Anglicans are up in arms over this.
And like anytime there's a religious debate happening, there is a schism.
So the global Anglicans have schismed and they have released a statement saying that they are indeed schisming because they are upset with the direction of the church as it is in England.
Anglican schismatic schisms with schismatic Anglicans over Anglican schism.
That's true.
That is true.
That's exactly what's happened.
As you can see, this is a very diverse group of people who believe that the king of England, for whatever reason, is the vicar of Christ on earth.
But they are breaking away.
Now, of course, I asked Carolyn Farrow if she had heard the news because she is religious and she is British.
And she actually had, I was so late to asking her about this.
She had already appeared on national television to discuss the ramifications of the graffiti.
And so she was actually pretty focused.
She's a bit of a ramblematic, but apparently on media, she's very focused.
So they had a bunch of people on.
It was just like a five-minute segment that she got to talk for about two minutes of that.
And she clarified because I had forgotten.
She is Catholic.
Her husband was Anglican.
And he was a, I think, I don't know if they call him priest or what.
I think they are called priests in the Anglican church, but he was a priest at a small place that their house was attached to.
Like they lived in the church grounds attached to the church.
So he was the priest there.
And that's why he was allowed to marry because Anglican priests are allowed to marry.
It's a very weird thing where Catholic priests aren't allowed to marry.
unless they convert.
And she was Catholic.
So if she was a priest, well, which wouldn't make sense, but because she's a Catholic female, she's allowed to marry an Anglican priest and get married.
And it's like a loophole.
And then the other loophole is that he has since, I don't know, I don't think it's because of this, but he has actually converted to Catholicism.
He has renounced the King of England as the Vikar of Christ and accepted the Pope, which is a supposed upgrade.
And now, because he's converted to Catholicism, he actually gets to stay married, even though he's a Catholic priest now.
He's an ordained Catholic priest.
And from my understanding, they are, okay, listen, Catholics, you can be of use.
If you know an archbishop in the United States who wants to import a refugee family from the United Kingdom, there is a Catholic priest from the United Kingdom looking for work.
So if you happen to be a good Catholic somewhere in the Catholic chain of command in the United States, and you know an archbishop and he needs a priest, maybe even a priest that happens to have a funny accent and is willing to apply for an H-1B visa.
I do have a candidate for you.
I have a candidate.
I know it's hard to find hardworking people these days.
Onion Targets and Epstein Docs00:02:06
So just take my word for it.
Okay.
Now that all sounds like it's straight out of the onion, but this is not the onion.
What is the onion is their attempt to break into documentaries.
Now, you might remember the onion as once being a YouTube channel that could publish really, really funny three-minute long videos parroting the state of media.
That is no longer the case.
See, it used to be that they made fun of a lot of stuff, including media.
Nowadays, they take themselves very seriously and they have to parody Donald Boland Blump.
So they're going to be making documentaries, including Jeffrey Epstein, Bad Pedophile.
And supposedly, they're going to try to get this to air in a real theater as a real documentary.
So that seems like a bizarre decision.
And it's a bit late for Jeffrey Epstein-related documentary material, but that's what they're going for.
And if you don't remember, The Onion has a new CEO.
I believe even it was bought outright by this guy.
It was bought outright by a guy called Ben Collins.
If you don't remember that name, you might be a little bit new to the podcast.
He was an author of an article called Anti-Trans Stalkers at Kiwi Farms are chasing one victim around the world.
Their list of targets is growing.
A trans streamer and Republican congresswoman were targeted at their homes in the last month.
Experts warn this is just the beginning.
September 2022 by Ben Collins.
So the mastermind behind this article that helped kick off Drop Kiwi Farms and pressure Cloudflare into deplatforming a completely U.S. legal website for the sole express purpose of ensuring that they're vulnerable to DDoS attacks, such as those by gay pedophiles who spam AI-generated gay pedophile child pornography on 4chan.
Ben Collins was the mastermind behind all that.
And then he bought The Onion.
And now he's putting his extreme high IQ to good use here, making a extremely late parody documentary about Jeffrey Epstein, the bad pedophile.
Ofcom Lawsuit and UK Regulators00:05:42
Very cool.
Thank you.
Also, not the onion.
You might remember that a guy called Big Balls, who is a member of the Doge, Elon Musk's task force to reduce government waste, was beaten bloodily in the streets of Washington, D.C., prompting Donald Trump to send in the National Guard to kill all criminals on site, like the Terminator, basically.
Well, Kendra Briggs, black judge, D.C., has taken justice and enacted it here in this case where this young man was almost killed despite being a federal employee, despite being in the state's capital or the country's capital, and has sentenced them to one year probation.
Maybe they will reform.
Maybe these young black youths will be fully reformed by the hand of justice.
And this one year probation will, I mean, it's basically open season on feds, right?
You can just beat a federal agent half to death in the streets of the capital and you just get like a year probation.
You just walk free.
I don't know.
That's the message I'm getting from Kendra Briggs.
Maybe they should change their messaging.
That's not what they're trying to say.
I'm just saying.
That's what she's saying.
She's saying, beat federal agents half to death.
I'll give you a year of probation.
How am I wrong?
I'm not encouraging that.
I'm just saying that's my takeaway from this.
More English suffering.
Actually, there are no English suffering in this.
Only 4chan around about, I guess.
So Ofcom, if you don't remember, the thing that triggered the Ofcom lawsuit against the United States or against the from the United States, from 4chan and a little website called the Kiwi Farms against Ofcom, a British regulator statutorily created, is that 4chan sent a warning that non-compliance with their online safety act could result in imprisonment and also daily fines.
Well, they have moved ahead with their enforcement action and they have formally filed a 200 or $20,000, 20,000 pounds stir, 20,000, yeah, 20,000 pounds sterling fine against 4chan and warned that it will go up by 100 pounds sterling every day that non-compliance is entered.
So they are aware that they're served.
They have acknowledged that they've been served and they are basically saying we're going to enforce our laws because we can.
They made a separate statement saying that we also note 4chan's claim that is protected from enforcement action taken by Ofcom because the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
However, the First Amendment binds only the U.S. government and not overseas bodies, which is Ofcom, and therefore does not affect Ofcom's powers to enforce the act in this case.
So they acknowledge the lawsuit.
They acknowledge that 4chan is a United States entity and they are saying we are going to proceed with enforcement action regardless.
Now, here is little gotcha, okay?
The threat here is that 4chan is a US company.
However, it's owned by a Japanese man.
The sanctions against the company could potentially be enforced if there is a bank in the UK that does business in both the UK and the US, which is a lot of them, because the last remaining industry that the UK actually has is its finance industry.
Like the entire country of the United Kingdom is basically just its stock exchange.
Nothing else matters.
They don't do anything else.
They literally do nothing else.
The country that invented steel has zero working steel mills.
There's not a single ounce of new steel being forged in the country that industrialized the first.
Okay.
That is the UK.
So it's basically just a stock exchange and a bunch of banks, and that's it.
So the poorest US state is like Mississippi, and that's been wealthier per capita.
It has like a higher GDP per capita than Germany.
The US has always been, that's why we call them Europores.
It doesn't have anything to do with it.
It's not like a recent revelation here.
They make media.
That's true.
I've been watching Black Mirror recently.
I don't know why.
It's a great show just because most of the episodes are in England and all the English people suffer horrifically.
So I've been enjoying it actually quite a bit more than I expected.
I've always said this.
I've said that I've always liked British media because in the U.S., all TV and all movies are made for the lowest common denominator slop ever.
And it's just like this like mind rape.
You just watch it and you just feel dumber watching it.
So the UK, if you're competent enough to make slop like that, you just go to the US and make a fuck ton of money.
But in the UK, it's like, well, the leftovers are going to write stuff that's better paced or is more thoughtful and doesn't appeal to retards.
So as a result, their movies and TV is often better.
That's the only, oh, and Jen.
Those are the only two things made by the UK that are in any way, shape, or form good is the television industry and Jin.
Everything else is garbage.
Okay, worst case.
Jin with an eye.
Are you supposed to say Gin?
I don't think that's right.
I think it's Jen.
Dukes Hazard License Plate Chaos00:03:56
What else was I saying?
That's a fuck, fuck the UK.
I haven't seen this, but apparently this is a TikTok influencer who tried to evade police.
Let's see how it goes.
And Georgia, no less.
They're going to chase you.
They have nothing else to do.
No.
You could not pay me.
You could not pay me any amount of money to go 100 miles an hour down a wet road with no jacket on on a motorcycle.
I don't give a fuck how many TikTok viewers are watching me.
I'm not fucking doing that.
Woo!
Ow.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, that's about right.
If I was watching this on TikTok, I'd be pressing the little heart button.
I'd be like, wow.
Be still, boy.
I just took off your back.
You ain't got no back anymore.
So be still, boy.
We're getting you some fentanyl.
He looks pretty okay for somebody who just lost his entire skin.
David Maxim.
Okay, that explains the decisions to run away from the police.
David Maximich Karpov from Alabama.
Oh, Alabama.
Oh, Jesus.
You tried to run away from the police in Alabama and you're going to get a patrol car with the fucking stars and bars on the hood chasing after you.
He's going to be like, yeah, boy.
They're chasing you.
They're coming.
They're bored.
If you ever drive from Florida into Bama, they have literal fucking helicopters on that border.
I don't even know what they're looking for.
I guess drugs or something.
But when you cross that border, there's like a real serious police force there.
And you got helicopters over the highway and shit.
I don't, honestly, I don't know what the fuck the helicopters are looking for, but they're always there.
Speeders?
Oh, no.
Speeders could be here, they thought.
Speeders could be anywhere.
I've never been to this part of the border before.
Heat cameras there looking for weed growers.
I see.
Well, that's a good enough reason, I guess, to have helicopters flying all over the place.
I don't know.
It's just very surreal when you drive up to Tabama and it's like there's like helicopters.
Like it's an international border and they're looking for something serious here.
What is his charges?
Fleeing or attempting to elude.
Too fast for conditions.
That's what I said.
You're driving that fast when it's raining.
That's no good.
Operation of unregistered vehicle or vehicle without current license, revalidation decal, or accounting decal.
You got to pay taxes on your car, buddy.
Failure to maintain insurance.
You got to.
Passing in a no-passing zone.
Maybe give him a mulligan on that one.
You lost half your skin, so we're going to give you a pass on the no passing of the no-passing zone.
We're just going to take that one off for you.
Driving while license suspended or revoke, removing or fixing license plate with until dude.
So he was on a bike with no insurance, with a suspended license, using a stolen license plate.
How do they even know this?
Oh, he, you know, why?
I bet you this is like in order.
He passed somebody without the proper license or whatever, or he passed somebody illegally.
And then the cop is like, that boy just passed in a reckless fashion.
I'm going to give him a real talk into.
And they put on the, you know, he's in his fucking car from that TV show that's really like the Duke Boys.
Is that what it's called?
And, you know, he's got the stars and bars on his head.
He pulls him over and then he doesn't stop.
He's like, oh, shoot.
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I got something to do today.
And he's chasing after Dukes of Hazard.
That's it.
Dukes of Hazard.
He's in his Dukes of Hazard patrol car with his little thing on.
He's like, yeah, I'm coming for that ass.
And then he finds out, ah, stolen plate, suspended license, not his vehicle, no insurance.
And going too fast when it's raining.
General Lee, that's it.
All right.
Sucks to be him, I guess.
That's a bad fucking thing.
That's how you turn one night in county into several months in physical rehabilitation.
That's a bad series of decisions.
Nintendo was supposedly hacked.
Okay.
Criminal collection hacking group known for the breach on Red Hat now claims to have breached Nintendo.
So I don't think anything has come from this yet, but here's the list of directories they publish to tempt people.
Got 211116 RSS log.
Config bucket.
Data dog forwarder.
Stack for stress test.
Generate thumbnails.
LAM serverless deployment bucket.
Nintendo topics, CMS manual, Nintendo topics, infra test admin.
Infra test assets.
Infra test preview.
Local mail assets.
So this must be like a mailing list.
That's kind of weird.
Are they using, like um, like an old school Usenet group for internal?
I mean, it is Japan.
Japanese people are fucking weird.
Income dev admin, income dev assets.
That's incom dev preview, income production admin, income production assets preview, staging admin, staging assets, staging preview, and then production, production admin, production backup.
What is this related to?
Hackstaring Nintendo is ontologically good.
That is a true statement.
Look how fast my website loads.
Dude, look at this slop.
This slop video.
Frontaga plays.
Computer, can you make me like Mario looking really surprised and like Joker Joker face makeup?
That's what my viewers deserve.
100,000 slot masters right here.
Okay, apparently nobody knows what's inside the thing yet.
Oh, they're still suing Palworld, by the way.
I'm bitter about that because it's like Nintendo is claiming that they own the very concept of like capturing things and other things.
And they're using that to sue Palworld.
And I'm so bitter about this.
Are they winning?
That's awesome.
I'm so bitter about this because fucking Dunkey, Dunkey came out in support of Nintendo because he's like the biggest Nintendo Faggot fanboy to ever fucking live.
And he's like taking the least or the most anti-pro art creativity stance possible.
And it pisses me off so much because it's such an unreasonable position.
It's like when the Power World thing happened and everyone was super excited about the game, he was like super anti-he's like, this is just Pokemon with guns, bro.
It's not cool.
And then now that they're getting sued, he's like, yes, yes, they're being sued.
They're being sued for upsetting Nintendo.
Yes.
Like, fuck you.
Fuck you and your foot wife.
I hate his wife.
His wife has that stupid voice where she's always like faking it.
And they try to claim that's her real voice.
And she's like the most tee hee tee tee.
Like the most like stupid ass fake fucking voice imaginable.
And I'm supposed to believe it's real.
And her face looks like a foot.
And he has a stupid position on Power World.
She's straight.
All 10 Power World active users.
I think Power World has a ton of users, isn't it?
Hold up.
You're making me go to Steam Charts.
I think Power World put out like a huge update and a bunch of people play it.
Okay.
Dude, so many Chinese people play this game called Naraka Blade Point and it's basically Fortnite for fucking yellow people.
And it's always super high up there.
Marvel Rivals only has 48,000 people.
That's less than Team Fortress 2.
That is fucking embarrassing.
It's less than a game called Escape from Duck Cov and Don't Starve Together.
They have more players than Marvel Rivals.
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege X has only 44,000 players on scene.
That's less than Marvel Rivals and Baldur's Gate 3, the shitty one.
That's like true and eyes, isn't it?
Is Baldur's Gate 3 the true one?
I don't know.
Overwatch 2 has only 38,000.
But Path of Exile 2 has even less.
Dude, I've told you, Path of Exile 2 is like the most shit-ass fucking game ever.
I hate every you're wandering through a fucking swamp.
You're in the fucking Aztecs.
Fuck the Aztecs.
If I was at Path of Exile 2 headquarters and Grinding Gear Games, I would say, look, you got to take this Aztec bullshit, this Aztec space alien bullshit, and get rid of it.
Just reset it.
I don't care if it hurts feelings.
I don't care if we have to fire the Nahuatl translator that we imported from Causeco or whatever the fuck.
Gotta fucking go.
This shit sucks.
Nobody wants to wander through the fucking Central Americas, okay, and pretend to give a shit about Aztec shit.
Nobody fucking cares.
Palworld, there it is.
Power World is up there with Call of Duty, the original.
Path of XL2 and Overwatch 2.
So Power World, a game that is like several years old now, is competing with the flagship shooter of Blizzard and also Elon Musk's game that he pays people to play with him because it sucks.
Dead by Daylight.
Oh, it's October.
Fuck!
Fuck!
I've been so busy, I haven't been able to play October Death by Daylight and stab trunes.
Aw, man.
I hate being an adult.
I miss being like a shitty teenager living in fucking Philippines with nothing but free time, all the time in the world to play shitty fucking games that suck ass and not have to care about shit.
I remember I would sink entire weeks of my life into playing Majah Hoppit and EU4, and that was peak.
That was peak existence, okay?
Some people never grow up.
Some people never have to deal with shit.
They can just play Majah Hoppit and EU4 all fucking day.
I know EU5 is coming out in November.
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And guess what?
I'm not going to get to play it because I got shit to do.
So everyone else is going to be like, oh, ho, my Majah Hopper campaign is going so splendidly.
I have formed a hybrid culture with the Ming Chinese and have taken control over the spice trade.
Ho ho, my Majah Hopit campaign, most splendid indeed.
I appear to be the naval hegemon and I have won a naval supremacy campaign against the UK.
So now their colonizing trades have been cut off at the knees.
Ho hum.
And I'll be like, oh, yeah, I don't want to play anyways.
Fuck you.
Fuck your EU5 bish motherfucker.
Okay.
What was I doing?
Okay.
I'm going to cut off YouTube, I think.
So here is the QR code.
Now, I don't want the people on YouTube to have any hurt feelings.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to play a video just for them.
This is an advertisement by APAT.
Okay.
This is how APAC believes Americans want to be spoken down to, okay?
So if you're on YouTube, this advertisement is specifically for you from APAC.
This is not a joke.
They actually made this and published it.
Okay.
Let's talk about APAC.
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Okay, as I am no longer on YouTube, let's point this out.
Frame one: What do we see here?
We not only have a black father, a black man-white female relationship, it appears that this is a black stepfather because that is clearly a white child in the middle, which means this is this entire thing was AI generated, which means that literally, in the literal definition of literal, Jewish hands went to Google VO and typed in black man, white female with child on couch watching the news.
That actually happened.
Jewish hands typed those words and put it into this video to sell to you, which is really just amazing if you think about it.
Um, I mean, I guess the ad is it's not really a lie, though, is it?
It's like we manipulate the elections.
Fuck you.
I suppose the lie, well, it doesn't even say that Israel is like an ally because it's not.
Israel isn't an ally, they haven't signed a defensive pact with the United States.
Um, Israel is the only country which is allowed to spend money building up its own defense infrastructure with U.S. dollars.
Like, normally, if we give Germany a billion dollars and we're like, go buy some tanks, they have to buy tanks.
You get like a million monopoly dollars to buy American tanks with.
You don't get a million dollars to build a Panzer factory in Brandenburg.
That's exactly what happens with Israel.
We give them a billion American dollars.
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There's like a 20, like I think it's even a third.
It's like 33% of that money can go to building a weapons manufacturer in Israel.
And it's the only country that we give money to for defense that is allowed to spend that money on building up its own military industrial complex.
And we're not allies.
We're allies with Germany and they can only buy from us.
We're not allies with Israel and they can build up their own military infrastructure.
Intradasting.
So, speaking of our friends in Israel, Hassan Piker, the man of the week, the man of the month.
October is the Hassan month.
This man shocked his dog and now is being relentlessly tortured by all corners of the internet.
There has been more that comes out in regards to the Kaya situation.
If you don't remember, Hassan violently electrocuted his dog for literally stepping a single doggy paw off of his mat.
Hassan Piker dutifully keeps this dog in frame at all times and is she is trained to not sleep or exercise or do anything off her mat until Hassan Piker is done streaming, which can be eight plus hours at a time.
People who watch Hassan Piker have remarked that the dog literally just sits there the entire fucking stream as a living prop to his pro-Hamas, anti-American, anti-Christian hate sermons.
So we have a flood of new clips.
This guy, Ger Nig, which I believe is hold up.
This is a very avant-garde reference, actually.
Here we go.
Yeah, this is it.
Reminds me of that time that the Germans were up against Nigeria in the game of football.
And this is what people saw on their television: the Nigeria flag and then the German flag.
Actually, I think that's even Niger, not Nigeria, because Nigeria's flag is green.
That's Niger.
So this is Nai.
It's just very funny because it almost spells Niger out.
It's like the name of the country, Niger.
It's a little bit different, but I think that's why his name is a reference to this football game.
Anyways, let's see.
Floodnut clips.
I trust you, Niger or Ger Nige.
Let's see.
A commemorative mug I got from England.
Commemorative mug I got from England.
Oh, look at that.
So effort, so effortless.
This guy has such a great poker face.
Kai is two steps off the map and a little bit of a England.
A little bit of a hand motion there.
Commemorative mug I got from England.
So it's so fluid.
It's from England.
Like he anticipates the dog standing up.
He's already reaching over.
As look, his eyes have met his computer screen.
He's watching the dog get up.
He's already reaching for the mug.
I guess I won't stretch.
For when I was there, when he was getting commemorated.
My settings on Kik are 100% open.
The settings that are enacted are enforced by Kick.
I cannot loosen them up.
When he was getting crowned as the king.
What part of Code Gayass are you on?
I am on season two.
Isn't Code Gayass an anime?
Is this guy watching anime?
Do you think he shocks his dog as he's watching anime?
That makes anime more enjoyable to him.
Absolute garbage.
Did you compare this to the Japanese airport experience?
Yeah, the Japanese airport experience is like everything works.
Everything works.
Everything is fast.
Kaya.
Place.
Kaya.
Grabs the thing.
Get back there.
What is this?
I mean, that.
I mean, does he grab it?
Oh, yeah, he does.
He reaches for the button.
You can see.
You know what's funny is that this is a bit of a spoiler, but I have some memes regarding the situation.
And this is the one that I made.
Okay.
And I'm a meme.
I came up with this because I just kept thinking of it.
It kept making me laugh.
So this is what I, this is my take on how he reacts every single time that dog gets up.
Kaya Dungeon!
When this got generated, I just started crying laughing one more time.
Kaia Dungeon!
I love the best part.
It's just how he maintains back eye contact with the camera because that's exactly what he does in all the clips.
He's trying not to show that he's zapping the dog.
So he's like looking at the dog through the camera and it looks exactly like this fucking psychopathic stare.
Kaya dungeon.
That's the sounds targeted in it, which is a benefit to me.
Okay, this is apparently the dog trying to drink water, but isn't allowed to do it.
Why don't you just say the truth that Macron's wife is a pedophile?
Because if you were to say that, nobody could actually attack you because she actually is a pedophile.
But instead of doing that, look at the dog.
He's like, please.
Please, I'm thirsty.
I'm thirsty.
I have thirst.
You had to go the extra step and make up some insane shit.
Please.
No exit wound is a biggie, though.
Yes, there are inconsistent things with the Charlie Kirk assassination.
I just want to step off that for just a second.
He's pouring water and the dog was like staring at the water bottle as he was pouring himself water.
He's like, please.
Given the official narrative is murky, and I don't discount that at all.
It's just that if we're going to scrutinize the official narrative, we also need to scrutinize the counter.
He sees the water that Hassan has.
And the counter narratives are the ones that are at least coming from Candace Owens.
Some of them have new information that maybe the public previous dog has like clinical depression had not acknowledged or knew about, but a lot of the counter narratives are just like crazy.
Like, oh, there's actually a separate hole in the ground, and like, it was a Jewish tunnel that, you know, please.
And uh, and look, the sun, what white creatures are doing to wait, he already reached over to begin with.
Okay, he noticed he looks over and sees that the dog is pleading with his with her with her sad puppy dog eye, literal puppy dog eyes.
So he grabs the collar, the shot.
That's also a ridiculous statement to begin with because, like, you know, he's prepared, he's ready.
Goaded, obviously.
Down, down, don't even stand, don't even rise in my presence, mongrel.
I am, I am here.
You can't even sit, has to lay there.
Okay, which one's this?
Ah, she has a leash on right now attached to the bed, so she can't get off.
So now she has to sit in place for hours.
And he literally says that.
And also, one of the parts of this training is also supposed to put her, like, we're using the elevated bed, as you guys can see.
And one of the things with the elevated bed is that she has a leash on right now on the elevated bed, so she can't really get off of it.
So she now knows to sit in place for hours and hours on end.
Why would you say that?
Why is that desirable?
I can't even imagine why you would want that.
Like, even if even if you are literally only using this animal as a prop to look more human and less like a psychopath, why would you desire that the animals sit there inanimate for hours at a time?
Is it not better for the dog to walk around like the dog walking around in the background and coming up to you naturally to get petted and stuff?
Is that not better?
Does that not frame your video better?
Because there's like life and animation in your film and what you're showing people.
The dog is alive and doing stuff and going about his day.
And then his presence in the shot is like more interesting because it's like, oh, Kaya is here.
He wants something.
And it's like, that's more interesting.
Why would you ever want it to be completely and totally frozen in place?
Like a statute?
I don't understand.
Okay, so this is a third-person perspective of him using the shot collar.
We're going to get my leash.
She can hang.
She can walk off me stuff.
Yeah.
That's a real mess.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
I also got professional training for her as well.
Okay.
It's so crazy that they've already deduced the model of it.
The exact model of the shot color.
How are you showing me?
Show these guys.
Scout them out.
You're going to watch a lot of this.
Nothing but nothing but that, baby.
Come off.
Yeah, for me, I do.
Also, Dodge Golden.
I do.
Yeah, for me, I do.
It's so crazy because it's like he is actively going out of his way to obfuscate that he's using this shot collar.
So you can't even use the excuse that it's like it's a normal, like the most rational way to approach this would be to say, I use the shot collar because it's an effective tool and it doesn't hurt the animal.
It's not like a like of a violent electrocution.
It's just like an unpleasant feeling.
I use it for training.
It doesn't, you know, there's no damage there.
It's just like a way to condition the animal to behave.
But he obviously thinks that it's wrong because he goes so far out of his way.
Like he could just say, Yeah, he's a shot collar.
So do a lot of people.
And then it would be over with.
But it's like the fear that he has is even worse than just coming out and saying it.
Then apparently it was spotted in this video.
Let's see.
Why shot?
Boom.
Oh, it's visible.
Yes, it does.
He sees it and hides it.
I can't believe that.
Then he, then he like he literally gets the fucking cookie and leans into his mic to eat.
That is worse.
That is worse than electrocuting a dog into conditioning it to be like a prop.
Because why do I have 125,000 viewers?
What the fuck is that?
Why is it doing that?
I don't know why the fuck it's doing that.
That's not accurate in case you're wondering.
The bots on what platform, though?
Oh, you know what it is?
My um, after my stream ended on YouTube, it started to autoplay an episode of Stephen Colbert, and it took the viewers from the Stephen Colbert video, which is over a million, and added it to the viewer count, which is there we go.
And then the rumble is another 1,500.
Okay, so it's about like 3,100.
Okay, I got you.
Why do I have a?
I'm just watching a man electrocute his fucking dog.
There's not a million people watching this, anyways.
That's worse than the fucking dog.
Is him eating?
He deliberately eats into his fucking microphone.
He even looked at you like, yeah, I'm eating this cookie.
Why is he celebrating Christmas at all?
This guy is a Muslim.
He hates Jesus.
Just talk.
I can't even fucking say it's so fucking gross.
Okay, so by the way, the live stream fails mods are circling the wagon, and any clip of Hassan Piker talking about electrocuting his dog is being deleted.
So if you want this clip, you have to go to the forum.
It's on page 711.
But here's the synopsis of this 15-minute long video.
Hassan admits putting the dogs, his dog, in with the other dogs in a confined space, like the size of a baby gate.
Fiona, the other dog, is growling at Kada for being too close.
Hassan Piker gets indignant that his dog is being a bitch because it's a coward as opposed to a cool pit bull or whatever.
Kaya is being a little bitch that she is.
I want to emphasize that he sounds very angry every time he talks about Kaya.
I wish I had time stamped this brother.
Face all up in her face.
Okay.
Very quickly, she will most likely recognize.
She will very quickly learn that that's probably a mistake.
Because if she keeps pushing Fiona, Fiona is going to bite.
Oh, there we go.
Good job, Fiona.
What the fuck?
You tell her what's what.
She's the learner.
Dude, I hate brown people so much.
It is completely inexcusable we have ever let these people into our country.
Like brown people are just fucking not the same.
Her goddamn place get fucking wrecked.
Okay, one thing I will tell you: I've seen her when like Fiona has snapped at her before.
Kaya is really funny when she's scared.
What?
Okay, I know Fiona wants out.
She's not getting out though.
No, play with her.
Go.
Play with her.
She doesn't like her.
It's happening again.
What?
It's really.
Oh, look at her growling.
She's fucking growling at her.
So, one funny thing That Kaya does when when fucking Fiona snaps at her, she'll just go and like run away.
Run away like a fucking goofball crying.
It's the funniest thing on the fucking planet.
Why is his chat okay with this?
I want you guys to almost, I want you guys to see it.
Why Fiona is unfriendly?
Fiona's the friendliest fucking dog on the planet.
She's unfriendly because Kaya is a bitch.
Okay.
Kaya is a puppy and she's fucking annoying.
She wants constant round-the-clock attention.
She wants constant fucking attention.
She constantly wants to play.
She constantly is like pestering Fiona.
And of course, for that reason.
What is this?
For that reason, Fiona is checking her behavior, which is the right thing to do.
No?
And he's like actively like pruning his chat.
If there's any dissent, he bans them.
This guy is actually disgusting.
The dog thing, by the way, has broken out of containment.
And even these two like gimp prostitutes, this is Pokemane and some other horror.
Lily Pichu.
I don't know what the fuck it is with prostitutes naming themselves after Pikachu.
But here we have two brown whores, actual prostitute horrors, who why is he dressed like a fucking Roblox character?
What the fuck is this?
Why is he wearing parachute pants and then like a coat that's like four sizes too big?
He's wearing like a Kanye West puffer jacket.
What the fuck is wrong with people in LA?
So we have two horrors and then another whore.
And the two female whores have distanced themselves from Hassan Piker.
Small update.
Hey, taste buds.
This is a tough one to write, but we wanted to give you a heads up that we will be missing our first scheduled Saturday video tomorrow.
We've been watching the recent drama unfold concerning our guest, Hassan Piker, and it's been getting intense.
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We had a serious talk as a crew, and we agreed it did not feel right uploading it the episode tomorrow.
People literally pay money to watch these two horrors talk to each other and it's called Sweet and Sour.
That is fucking disgusting.
Okay.
So another horror, actually, no, Pokemon and Lily Pichu are like actual prostitutes.
Like Pokemon is an actual fucking whore.
And I think Lily Pichu is too.
Like she's definitely on OnlyFans, right?
I can just tell by looking at her.
Like I can just, I can just tell.
That is a woman whose Asian father pissed her off too much.
And she's getting revenge.
So then the third horror, Taylor Lorenz, did a 20-minute long video that I actually sat through the entire thing.
And I can tell by the haircut.
Yeah, no, it's true.
They are literal prostitutes.
You could pay, if you have enough money, you can pay to have sex with Pokemon right now.
I'm telling you, you could hit her up and be like, you know, I'm rich and I want to have sex with you.
And she'll accept.
I'm just like, that's not a joke.
I'm telling you, that's a real thing that you can do.
Okay.
So Taylor Lorenz circled the wagon around Hassan Piker and basically said he didn't do anything, said that the shot collar was not a shock collar because there's no way you can remove the prongs from a shot collar.
And what's really shocking, shocking, what's really amazing about that statement is that it is said with 100% certainty, but it's just wrong.
The shot collar has prongs that are deliberately sorry again, update.
Pokemon has fired her staff for putting out that press release I just read and is putting out the update as expected.
So everyone involved in this has been fired by Pokemon because the Hassan D is just too good.
Taylor Lorenz probably warned them about this, how she was playing into the alt-rights' hands, because her point was that deliberate misinformation was conspicuous made to besmirch the name of Hassan Piker, who definitely is not a psychopath who mistreats his dogs.
Now, there's no video evidence for that.
But very specifically, she claimed that shot collar could not have the prongs removed.
But the model that they've identified is very specifically designed so that you can remove the prongs to do maintenance or to replace them if they get bent out of shape.
So that's just false.
And that's really remarkable because she claims that this is an organized harassment campaign to push misinformation and even proposes that she should be getting paid to counter disinformation.
So she literally says that she should receive independent financing to act as a fact checker because she can do fact-checking, such as fact-checking that you can't take the prongs off a shot collar, which is a model specifically deliberately designed to have removable prongs for maintenance purposes, which is just the most incredible journalistic thing I've ever seen ever.
It's actually really remarkable.
And in a statement that I'm actually surprised she's able to make without collapsing into a black hole of shame and disgust, she warned that this future of every remember one, she tried to falsely conflate everybody being recorded all the time, as in like surveillance cameras, with Hassan Piker's every waking movement being scrutinized because it's like Hassan sells his footage.
Like that's his job.
He puts that on the internet and sells it.
So there is no correlation there between CCTV and Hassan Piker deliberately streaming himself at all times.
But she warns that this digital hate mob could happen to anyone because we are always being recorded.
And then she warns without a hint of irony, without an ounce of shame, without an iota of self-awareness, that digital hate mobs can launch sustained network harassment against their targets to make them so toxic that they end up effectively bankrupted and deprived of their rights of speech.
Now, I'll remind you: Taylor Lorenz personally launched a digital hate mob of sustained network harassment against the Kiwi farms to effectively try and bankrupt us to shut us down.
And she just says this without even a fucking hint of irony, just absolutely no higher thought on display whatsoever.
Really, really amazing.
Really amazing.
And then finally, Kumo, the Republican candidate for mayor of New York City, was talking about Hassan Piker because if you don't know, the disgusting Muslim guy they're trying to get, who probably will be mayor of New York City, he got his career being like a super tanky leftist talking to like Hassan Piker.
And Kumo brought this up.
I did applaud President Trump and his administration.
I think it was a great accomplishment.
I hope the peace holds.
The assemblymen will not denounce Hamas.
The Assemblymen will not denounce Hassan Piker, who said America deserved 9-11.
The Assemblyman just said in his response, well, it depends on occupation.
That is whole, meaning that Israel does not have a right to exist as a Jewish state, which he has never acknowledged.
That is from the river to the sea.
That's why he won't denounce.
How does the disgusting Muhammad Dean running for mayor respond to this?
Which he has never acknowledged.
That is from the right.
Genocide.
And I find the comments that Hassan made on 9-11 to be objectionable and reprehensible.
And I also think that part of the reason why Democrats are in the situation that we are in of being a permanent minority in this functioning is we are looking only to speak to journalists.
So this guy, he hung out with Hassan Piker.
They actually had dinner together.
They went to like Darzia or whatever and did like the American Psycho routine with each other.
And then when put on pressure, he just immediately throws Hassan under the bus because he's like disgusting and useless to him.
So this was Hassan's one real end was crawling up this guy's ass.
And then maybe one day he might actually be mainstream.
And this guy on live television in a debate openly denounces him, calls him disgusting.
Didn't call him a dog shocker, but it was on his mind, I'm sure.
And Hassan Piker left to squeal at his name mentions in front of his audience.
Now, this is the meme review segment.
Meme review.
This is a collection of Hassan Piker dog shocking memes.
I will try to quickly give them all scores out of 10.
This is the one that Forbes selected.
This is a very good meme.
I will give this one a 6 out of 10, maybe a 7 out of 10.
This one, very politically relevant.
The place has been marked with the Palestine flag and the rest of Hassan's room marked with an Israeli flag.
I give this one an 8 out of 10.
We have Hassan Piker kneeling on Kaya's neck and actually electrocuting him while he does so.
I give this one a 5 out of 10.
Always relevant.
Using this scale, the scale provided rate how much you like animals with zero being Hassan Piker and 10 being Vowish.
I rate this one a 6.5 out of 10.
This one is Name That Pokemon and it is a Zapdos, but upon reveal, it is a Zap Dogs.
I give this one a 5 out of 10.
This one is a guy from like Street Fighter or something.
Look, I don't know this one.
I cannot rate it.
He is wearing a straw hat, though, which I find funny.
We have Hassan wearing a kippah, and then the dog is Hamas.
He says, get back to your strip or I'll shock you.
This one, clearly outdone by the other one.
I'll give this one a four out of 10.
This one by our boy Zven Stoffels, Hassan Piker says, fuck these authoritarian fascist dictators.
And then he says, silence.
This one, of course, gets a 10 out of 10 because it actually got retweeted by Gila causing a time loop.
This is amazing, actually.
This is Hassan Piker.
This is another Street Fighter meme where he's casting like Haidoukin to get the dog to sit back down.
This is obviously like a 9 out of 10.
Whatever.
I did not ever play Metal Gear, so I don't know what the fuck this is.
I cannot rate it.
This is a reference to, oh God, what's his face?
Lotier God.
You should shock your dog now.
I'll give that one a 6 out of 10.
That's Lol Carol.
And this is the same thing with the fatality.
Look, I don't know these things.
Okay.
I don't know these Street Fighter things.
I don't think I've played this channel.
This is the one that people are tossing about.
It has the capacity to vibrate, and that's it.
Are you happy?
I thought he showed it on stream so you can just compare and obviously tell that it is the fucking shot color.
That's another.
If you want to make these, by the way, you can go to Grok slash imagine.
Let's start with the sound, though.
Oh, this is good.
Didn't I tell you not to walk around during the broadcast?
Unfortunately, he did not go back to his place.
That's what it's really missing.
Didn't I tell you?
If Hassan had gone back to his place, that would have made sense.
Okay, this one I do understand because it's in Super Smash Bros.
All of America's much more consequential violence.
Okay, it's the same reason as the why.
America, Kaya, please just fucking go down.
I was expecting to hear PK Thunder.
That would have made it much better.
This is Spider-Man reference.
I don't understand Spider-Man.
What's this one?
Hassan Parker!
I'm coming to kill you!
Midlands have to protect your house!
I don't understand.
Why is he that character?
I don't get that one.
What game is this, Chad?
I don't know.
Fire Emblem.
Okay.
That's like a Japanese-only game, isn't it?
I appreciate the effort to actually make it pixelated this way.
Very sad.
Um.
I don't know if this one is.
He's using a shock bottle, though.
I understand that.
That's just taking the Forbes meme.
This one's great.
This is 10 out of 10.
I understand this reference.
This is from Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Stupid Dog Nimi Luka.
It's just perfect because you don't have to change the text or anything.
It just matches excellently.
I don't get that one.
I don't know who that guy is.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Why is he in this?
That's pretty good.
Hassan Pi, Hassan Pikachu.
That understand clear, concise message.
Chat.
Oh, Ludwig.
Okay, I don't know anything about him.
Oh, that's perfect.
That's like an actual drawing.
That's wonderful.
Fat Raptor.
That is a scary username, but that's pretty good.
This, now, this obvious 10 out of 10.
No way around it.
Zeus from Dota 2, iconic character.
And because he's Turkish, you don't have to even change his skin color.
He's just the exact color of the character from Dota 2.
Obvious 10 out of 10 right there.
This is Chank Yogur.
I already showed this one stream, but I will.
Thank you, Father.
10 out of 10.
Sancho reference.
Perfect.
I guess I'll play these.
It's probably the dog biting him, right?
Oh, yeah.
Get ah.
So many people just made like violent edits.
I like this because he makes that scream.
It's like Hassan reverts to Turk and just starts screaming incoherently.
Damn.
I don't know.
The dog.
Dog.
The dog turned into a computer.
Terrifying.
Here's mine.
This high dungeon.
This is 10 out of 10 right here.
I just love the way it falls back.
And then you can tell it's like stairs leading down to the dungeon because you hear like the ragdoll.
It's like Gary's mod when you're like flinging a ragdoll around.
Oh God, what's this?
All right, chat.
Today we'll be playing the official five nights at Diddy's game.
Didn't I tell you not to move?
That is the black attempt at making the meme.
I appreciate the effort, the cultural exchange here.
Okay, this is more Japanese shit.
It's the same reason as the why.
America, Kaya, please just fucking go style.
I don't understand that reference.
TikTok people can't make fucking memes.
They suck.
Okay, this is like hand-drawn.
This is two and a half minutes.
What the fuck?
We need to put the planet in motion, guys.
Full communist revolutionary takeover.
Every single enemy of the revolution needs to be murdered.
Come on!
Oh, you got...
The streets will run red with the blood of the fascist right-wingers!
Come on.
In Minecraft.
And by in Minecraft, I of course mean in real life.
I'm dead serious.
Full-blown genocide is what's needed in Minecraft, of course, but especially in real life, which is what I'm actually talking about.
Anyone who disagrees with you.
Yes, anyone who disagrees with you about anything, come on.
It is too long.
These children strap a bomb to a kid, send them on a play date at a conservative kid's house.
Boom!
In Minecraft, but actually, in real life, you know what we need to do to win the revolution?
Well, I'm hooked now.
I have to see how this ends.
We need to spend every day violating Twitch's terms of service harder and harder.
I love inciting violence against the law.
In Minecraft...
Disobedience warning!
Get on trap outside of quarantine zone!
Kaya, come on!
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He didn't need that, though.
He didn't need now.
This guy failed.
This guy failed with the execution because he didn't need the alarms to go off.
He just knew.
He saw he was so his roach eyes were glued to the screen and he saw the dog take one little doggy paw step outside of his place and he just saw it himself.
He didn't need assistance.
He didn't need robots.
It was his own hatred of this dog enjoying any moment of his existence that motivated him to electrocute the dog.
Okay, one more.
Oh, yeah.
President Trump negotiates peace in Hassan's bedroom and extracts the pepperino, taking him to the White House.
I think Trump is the one president that doesn't have a dog in the White House.
Dude, that would be great.
President Trump needs to get because he hasn't had a dog in the White House for either term.
He's one of the first presidents in a long time that hasn't had a dog.
He has to extract Kaya.
He has to use the full force of the American Federal Republic to extract that dog and get it into the White House as a presidential dog.
Okay.
It's possible.
We can make this happen.
This is Fallout.
New Vegas.
This is the guy from God.
What is it called?
It's Dead Money?
Dead Money.
Dead Money is my favorite expansion pack from New Vegas, by the way.
If you are like a Zoomer and you've never played New Vegas, you should play New Vegas and you should also play the Dead Money expansion because it's the best expansion.
It's one of the best storylines of any game ever created in human history.
It's like Pinnacle.
Okay.
Elijah.
Oh, that's a different expansion.
I'm not wrong, though.
Play that one.
Okay.
This is kind of not related to Hassan Piker.
We're having a Hassan Pikerweeds, in case you're wondering.
I was on Zitter as I do, and I saw this.
I saw this Dungeons and Dragons Zeet.
And it took me a second because it's like, this is really fucking gay.
Let's take a second to admire how fucking gay this is.
So first of all, the art is shit.
The message attached to this, by the way, was your Dungeons and Dragons campaign is yours.
So we got gay lesbian grandma's interracial.
We have what appear to be kobolds dancing with macarenas, which is bizarre.
We have a Pooner dwarf bard with a loot.
We have an effeminate orc at a barrel.
I have a black woman dancing with a stick with an owl man.
And then there's like this like horned guy with this black man.
Then there's like an OnlyFans girl behind him.
And then there is a beholder.
Now this is even I know this.
Even I know this.
And I've never played a game of Dungeons and Dragons in my entire life.
The Beholder is one of the very few original creations. in the Dungeons and Dragons universe.
And not only is it one of the few Dungeons and Dragons original monsters, it is one of the first.
I want to say that the Beholder is like from the 1970s.
It's like the first thing that they ever added to like the monster encyclopedia.
So it's a wholly own creation of this world.
And it has its own unique lore.
And I looked it up because I have seen this in a role-playing game I played as a teenager.
And they had a beholder.
I'm like, what the fuck is this?
Look it up.
If I remember correctly, it's a mind control monster.
So the eyes like allow it to like control people.
It's really dangerous.
It looks like a stupid goofy floating head, but it's like a serious high-level monster.
It'll fucking kill you.
So the implication here is that the beholder is like a friendly little goofball here.
But I think canonically in the Dungeons and Dragons universe, it is like one of the most terrifying, horrific monsters ever.
And it's like a being of pure magic and evil.
So this being a pure magic and evil is attending this gay dance party.
And the implication, and I don't think that the artist is even aware of the implication because they probably had never played Dungeons and Dragons either.
The implication appears to be that the beholder is like mind-controlling them all to be gay interracial queers.
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Okay.
And that's what's going on.
And if he wasn't here casting evil magic on everybody, they would be killing each other.
That is what it appears to be to me.
Okay.
So I asked, by the way, my tweet response to this was, I wonder if it would be effective if every time I just saw interracial relationships, if I just sent an email to their HR and complained, if that would get it to stop.
I'm seriously considering saying, I went to Lowe's and I heard a advertisement in Spanish.
I speak English.
This is an American country.
Okay.
We speak English in America.
I don't like it.
I wonder if I just email them every time I see something I don't like.
You played this ad and there was an interracial couple.
I don't like it.
I'm just going to complain to HR constantly.
Every time I see an advertisement, I don't like it.
Every time I hear Spanish in a fucking Home Depot, I'm going to be like, yeah, that is bullshit.
Okay.
I'm just going to keep doing this.
Won't work for AIDS.
I think if thousands of people, you're a Karen.
Look, this is the thing.
Okay.
Everyone's like, Josh, the feminization of society is why we have fallen so far, Josh.
Actually, it was the disenfranchisement of Karen.
It was the beleaguering of Karen is why we have fallen so far.
Without a mob of busybody, stay-at-home mom Karens enforcing social norms by complaining loudly.
Everything has fallen to shit.
Men are just like, well, I guess if the yogurt ad wants to have an interracial couple, it's their right.
Karen doesn't understand rights.
Karen sees that and is like, that's fucking gay.
I'm going to call their hotline and leave a nasty voicemail.
Karen is the one who kept this decline from happening.
Okay.
You're one of those.
Okay.
Your name is Tex Max.
I got an email from a woman, and she said that she had moved to Mexico to be with her boyfriend, and she was from the UK.
So, the UK is now so bad that the British are now fleeing to Mexico to get their Salsa Verde cards.
That's how bad the UK is.
The Karens are so disenfranchised now in the UK, they're just fleeing to Mexico.
That was Elaine.
I don't think so.
That'd be funny.
Unfortunately, Elaine's too much of a pussy to hook up with Ethan Ralph.
Ethan Ralph is able to score with much it.
I'm terminating that thought.
I don't know.
I'm in a situation where I have talked myself into a corner where there is no joke that I can make that is not going to imminently destroy things.
Okay.
I'm just saying that Elaine can't do it.
She's not capable for whatever reason.
Anyways, people have also ran this image through Grok.
Let's see what the outputs are here.
That seems to be lower accurate.
Look, as the monster comes up and starts laser beaming everybody and setting them on fire, the beholder is just chilling.
The beholder is on his side, completely unfazed by the demon melting everybody with his laser beams.
Okay.
then this one, I think that this is a, is a, is a merging of worlds here.
I appreciate that.
I think that's supposed to be Helldivers or something, or maybe the other one.
That's the Cyan Todd.
Oh, yeah.
It's like the Saiyan Pod, but it's got like the guys from that one anime.
I've only ever seen a clip of this.
They like have red eyes and they have guns and they shoot a bunch of people.
I actually considered watching that at some point because there's a bunch of clips.
They're basically Nazis and they come out with guns and they shoot a bunch of people.
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But everyone told me that it's fucking gay and not to bother watching it.
It's only the scenes that they use in music videos that are worth watching.
Yeah, Shinro.
That's it.
Everyone said it was sucked.
There's the Wolf Brigade.
There's like a bunch of scenes that are really cool, but it's actually really shitty, so don't bother.
That's what I was told.
I trust them.
Okay.
Transgender woman jailed for rape by deception.
Some now, this is the biggest insult you could possibly ever give the English woman.
An English man bedded this, got liquored up at the poob, and took this to his flat, and bedded it, and took off its pantalones, and then was greeted with a dingle-dongus, and then criminally prosecuted this for rape by deception.
Because not disclosing that they were trans was a form of rape.
And the courts agreed.
They have been jailed, I believe, for 21 months.
Wow.
21 months, almost as much as a tweet for rape by deception.
So in the United Kingdom, the average man is apparently unable to discern this from a real British woman, is my main takeaway from this.
And it is up to the justice system of the United Kingdom to stop this abuse from happening, this crime from being perpetrated.
Tragic.
Take it of Americans.
Obviously not, because this is in the UK.
See the fucking flag here?
You know what they call that?
They call that the Union Jack.
That's the flag of your country.
That means that this rape by deception happened in the UK because British men saw that and thought, that's a real woman for sure.
I'm going to go fuck that.
And then they got raped by a tranny in the UK.
So, no, I don't think I am thinking of American women.
I think I'm thinking of British women because that's where it happened.
This is not like a joke that I'm spinning up.
This is real life.
This is real life.
In your country, there are British men thinking that this is a woman and getting raped by it.
That's not, that's not like a he he silly bit that I'm playing here.
I'm not talking, I'm not being a fantasist child.
I am simply relaying the news.
So, if you don't like the reality of reality, okay, uh, you're just gonna have to cope and sneez about that.
Okay.
Uh, next on Reddit, this is for block and reported, which is a pood cast.
Um, and unfortunately, this pood cast has been removed by the Reddit administration for violating the content policy.
Now, now, listen up.
Do you know what they did?
Do you know what Blocked and Reported did that was so egregious, so terrible, that it warranted having their post removed completely?
They linked, they linked a KiwiFarms.net Twitter post about Hassan Piker.
And that right there, that violates the Reddit terms of service.
So, they the administration stepped in and said, What the linking the Kiwi Farms Dasanoti right there.
Dasanoti.
So, they deleted the post, purged it from existence.
Actually, it wasn't that they linked the KiwiFarms.net in the post, they linked the post of the episode, which included in the description a link to Twitter by Twitter to a post on Twitter by kiwi farms.net, which has a link in its bio to the Kiwi Farms.
So, that is that is the level of thought crime being perpetrated here.
Um, Reddit should not be allowed to exist.
I should complain to the SEC.
Should I write a letter to the SEC that the Reddit administration as a publicly traded company is engaging in like hostile anti-anti-me behavior and anti-comp.
I am technically a social media website, right?
Is this illegal, anti-competitive practices here?
If they're directly censoring any mention that my site even exists across their entire platform at an administrative level, this isn't like a volunteer moderator.
This is Reddit core staff.
I feel like the SEC needs to moderate this, okay?
All right, uh, Chantal update.
Uh, so this is the first picture we have seen of Chantal without her hijab in quite a while.
Um, this is a uh our live stream fail post here where uh she somehow streamed herself early in the morning and forgot to turn it off or some shit.
And showed that this is what Hassan, uh, not Hassan.
What's his name?
Salah.
This is what Salah, when he gets home from a hard day beating camels or whatever the fuck, when he gets home from a hard day beating camels in Syria, this is what he sees in his house.
Uh, she's still trying to escape Syria, by the way.
She's just stuck there forever.
Sucks to be her.
Uh, apparently, a lot more has happened with Chantal, but I have not had the time to actually look into it.
I apologize.
I'm aware that the Chantal segment is one of my least favored segments by the AH people.
So, I may be not doing as much of a disservice here as I believe.
But if you're one of the Chantal people, I apologize.
If your anime sucks, Cope and Sneed, I apologize.
Anime sucks Cope and Sneed, by the way.
I've enabled him.
He literally, so this guy, he has a list of like every email address that I have ever used.
And his current thing is to get extremely drunk and to email me like five times a day to every single email address he can find.
So every time he emails me, I get like eight updates for it and I don't read them.
I mark them as red automatically and I do not read them, but he continues to email me.
The one email I did open, I think he's being prosecuted for like some misdemeanor somewhere.
And he says his constitutional rights are being violated and he's begging me for help.
And I'm not reading his messages.
Because he keeps fucking emailing me.
I have not invited him to.
I'm not inviting this man to talk to me.
Okay.
I'm not helping him with his bullshit.
I don't know if it listen, I'll help you with your fucking bullshit if you manage to live with Chantal.
If you live with Chantal, I pledge to you the full capacity of my legal abilities, my legal resources to get you out of whatever bullshit that you find yourself in.
But as long as Chantal is in Syria and not or not living with you, you get nothing.
Good sir.
You lose.
Good day, sir.
You get nothing.
Let that be motivation for you.
You better up that fucking Riz, boy.
What the fuck else are you doing?
Up that Riz.
Very weird update on someone named Talia Levin or Levine, maybe.
She is Ukrainian.
There was a time when I lived in Ukraine.
I had a friend, kinda, sorta, that lived in the area in Odessa.
And I once pitched to him that we go up to Kyiv and we see Talia Levin because she was living there as like a journalist for like a big publication.
And they had an office in Kyiv.
And she was really popular on Twitter at the time.
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I can't remember why.
This is like Trump's first term or something.
And she was like an anti-Trump journalist that was kind of big on Twitter.
I thought it would be really funny if we went up to Kyiv and we like confronted her or something.
And he like shit himself at this suggestion and said, don't you even fucking think about it.
Don't you go up to this Jew's door and shit on her fucking doorstep because the consequences will never be the same.
So we never went up to Kyiv to see Talia Levin.
But I considered it at some point.
It was totally was a bad idea, which is advice that I hated.
Many years later, never having met those dizzying heights of success again, Talia has reintroduced theirself as a man.
Talia on bsky.social says, name is Sword Jew.
I don't know why it's swords Jew, but apparently that's what they go by now.
Made a doctor's appointment for a gender confirming care.
Can I get a T in the chat?
Katie Tight Pussy.
Wow.
Now that is a tranny name if I've ever seen one.
Yeah.
Talia says, when I say my hands were shaking making the phone call, but I did it.
And now here we have the beautiful glow up.
Step one of transitioning is give yourself an atrocious DIY haircut and literally save your braid in an ornate box like Mulan.
1700 likes.
I've said this before when it came to Troons, but it's also true with pooners.
Like trunes are basically just wearing woman face.
Like they all have like a fetish.
So their idea of what being a woman is is like the most insulting, degrading, sexualized, fetishistic bullshit imaginable.
To the point where if you were a woman, you would be quite offended that a man, how they dress up when they're trying to be a woman.
Like, this is how you look.
This is how dumb you sound.
I'm just a stupid bitch.
And I dress like a dumb whore because I'm a cum slut tranny.
And it's like, this is how, but this is what women are like.
That's what they do.
And now I see this frumpy retard.
And she says, I'm a man.
I have a stupid haircut.
I cut my own hair with a razor blade like a man.
Dur, durr, I don't know how to take care of myself.
Durr, dur, I start and I don't wipe correctly.
Dur, I'm a man.
It's like, you are insulting me.
You're insulting me.
Okay, I know what you're doing.
You're not clever here.
You're making fun of me.
You're wearing man face, okay?
It hurts to look in the mirror.
I wear very loose clothes.
So does Hassan Piker.
Hassan Piker wears very loose clothes.
I wear very loose clothes and don't look.
I realized I was trans in 2021.
I tried coming out socially, couldn't face the absolute wave of opprobrium and mockery, retreated and have been rattling my bones in the closet ever since.
I remember using FaceApp when it was a thing.
I couldn't stop using it.
I looked and looked.
I wanted to be him so much.
I hope I look back on this time and have taken the plunge and became him.
Traded dubious dignity for truth.
I hope I can.
My glasses broke and I had to pull out my spares and now I look like a lady in a far side cartoon.
I mean, I think that's like a default state of existence.
I'm sushi Wolverine.
Oh my God.
So someone broke into my apartment at night and stole all my swords and I'm kind of in shock.
I found him.
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The sword Jew has no swords.
You must be called the swordless Jew now.
See, this is what we could have done if my buddy had more audacity.
We could have gone up to the sword Jew apartment and taken all his Zera swords and left them zordless, but instead someone else got, is she still in Ukraine?
Swords Jew Bsky.social.
Unable to resolve swords Jew does not say where Zay are.
I'm going to guess that they're not in Ukraine.
Because if Zay were in Ukraine, they should be drafted to fight in the trenches.
We have this fighting age young man here who is bringing his own swords.
We could possibly see a Ukrainian Jewish puner wielding a zvihanda, charge down the Russian invasion with grit and determination.
I'm just imagining the sword Jew going, like thrusting the sword upwards, and then the Russian invader skewered on the sword Jews, Zvihanda, and they raise it up and they go, Slavo Krani.
And then everyone, that's like a huge morale boost by this Pooner site.
That's how the war is going, right?
The war has been going on for like three fucking years now.
Did they win?
Who won?
Who has won Ukraine?
I'm going to go ask Gemini.
Who won Ukraine?
Question mark.
See what Gemini has to say to this.
The Jews won.
Oh, good.
The conflict in Ukraine is ongoing.
Neither Ukraine nor Russia has won the war, which began current full-scale phase with the Russian invasion in February 2022.
Jesus fuck, it's a long time.
What are we going on?
Four years?
If we make it a couple more months, that's four years of this war.
Holy shit.
No end in sight.
Cool.
Thanks for the news, Jim.
Holy shit.
It's like I haven't heard any news about this because the Gaza strip shit has happened.
And so nothing else matters.
Okay, let's check the map, chat.
I'm going to check the map.
I can't wait to offend both sides of this that are deeply entrenched in this.
So that hasn't changed in fucking forever.
The big power plant is down here, right?
the zaporizhia power plant did they have didn't russia have kurson at some point Uh the power plant is in the north.
I thought it was by the big water down there.
I thought they wanted to take all these oblasts.
They got this.
They got they have Luhansk all the way.
I remember that Luhansk and Donetsk were not fully secured.
It looks like they did secure those.
Ukraine still has this fucking little piece of shit town in Russia and this one.
They still have this.
Nothing has changed.
Not a single fucking thing has changed.
This is the exact same blob on the map that there was there two fucking years ago.
Nothing has changed at all.
Did they get that one thing that was like this massive depth, like this stack of bodies 9 million feet fucking tall?
What was it called?
It was by like New York.
I remember there was a town called New York right next to it.
It was like this obscure town nobody's ever fucking heard of.
They kept talking about forever and ever.
Bakhmut.
That's it.
Do they have Bakhmut?
Where's Bakhmut at?
They have it.
It is a point.
Dude, we got made fun of because his take on this was the correct take where this is like such a fucking pointless waste of fucking life.
And everyone who doesn't live in Ukraine and has never met Ukrainians and doesn't know any Russians, I have met Ukrainians and Russians.
Neither of them deserve to die for fucking Bakhmut.
And you can be like, well, they're joining NATO and they're like encroaching and they're going to join the EU and they're like in their backyard.
Look, I don't give a fuck.
How many hundreds of thousands of hardworking, awesome people have died in fucking trenches killing it?
Like, dude, it pisses me off.
That's why I haven't looked at it for months, months or years at this point, because it just makes me so angry.
It's like, what a fucking pointless waste of life.
About a million.
About a million.
About a million Slavic people that we cannot afford to lose have died in a fucking trench for fucking nothing.
For fucking Bakhmut, for fucking Bakhmut.
Hopefully it was worth it.
Hopefully, Bakhmut.
Underneath Bakhmut, there is an.
Here's the truth.
They don't want you to know this, but I know the truth.
Under Bakhmut is an ancient alien pyramid that has been buried under the black soils of Ukraine.
Okay.
And in this is Wakandium.
And Russia is actually going to be Wakanda.
And it's going to use Wakandaminium to take over the whole world and enforce white utopia.
Okay.
That's the truth.
Bakhmut has the pyramid, and they don't want you to know that.
That's why they were fighting over it for so long.
All right, that's the Ukraine segment.
Let's listen to a fat woman get arrested.
Okay.
Actually, I have this downloaded.
If you clicked on today's video, you want to learn all about until you are all about fat joy.
No, this is editing.
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Burns can help.
And building a community.
Dude, look at the cop.
Apologetic self-love.
Look at the cop.
They're like this weird-looking Arab-looking cop.
Watch him when she's threatening him.
Burns can help.
He's yawning.
She's threatening him.
He's like, oh, so sleepy.
Yawn.
That's fucking a razi sark.
That is the last thing that we will ever do.
Welcome to JBay Official, where we're flipping the script on fat phobia and empowering everybody to live.
Is she Dominican?
I'm Jay, and I'm here to get arrested.
Wow.
Okay, I might have to add this arrest channel to my true crime body cam lineup.
By the way, if you are looking for slop tent to enjoy, like code blue cam is like a high, high level suggest for slop.
They put out shit like every couple days, and it's just great.
I love seeing people get arrested.
Okay.
I want to see this woman get fucking arrested.
If you don't know.
Midwest safety.
Okay.
I'll add them.
I'll look into it.
What is she?
What is she?
Why is she so fat?
Hold up.
Let me pull this up.
What ethnicity is J Bay?
The multiracial African American heritage with Nigerian.
They did a DNA toast.
Oh my God, this is so embarrassing.
Black people are so embarrassing.
Look at this shit.
Look at this.
Yeah, dude, that's me.
That's like me and Wakanda back there.
I'm embracing my African heritage roots.
Bish, they would fucking cook you.
What do they make?
What's that thing that they make in Nigeria?
It's like Plov, but it's like African.
African Plov.
What's the name of it?
Pilaf.
Pila.
They would make some banger-ass pilaf out of you.
Jolov.
That's what I was thinking of.
Jolov.
Yeah, with some peanuts.
Oh.
You got the sock right there.
Okay, so she's a fat bitch.
She's a haze, health at any size.
She's apparently multi-racial.
And depending on the, she apparently can't breathe without the system.
This is where my fucking cat dollars go to.
You know that she's got this shit set up so that she is on fucking welfare.
And when I pay a third of my money to the African American Bribery Fund, that money goes to Social Security and Medicare and Medicaid and then filters down to buy this fat bitch fucking oxygen tubes and food stamps so she can stuff her fat fucking face with fried chicken until she can't move or breathe on her own.
And then heroic medical intervention paid for by my tax dollars gives her an oxygen tank so she can survive long enough to feed more.
We just, honestly, I can't stress this enough.
If we just abolish Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid, the problems this country has would solve itself over fucking night.
It would be riots and shit.
But how much you think this bitch can riot?
How much you think she can riot?
She can't riot.
Do you think she can go out and throw bricks and shit?
She might get one brick off before she is dead.
And that saves the taxpayers how many millions of dollars over her expected lifespan in this condition?
Millions of dollars.
One brick.
All it takes.
Okay.
Half in reference to Jaylin attacking her now ex-fiancé over alleged infidelity.
No.
Okay, so in this video, what I want to show you, apparently she went to the hospital after attacking her own ex.
And then they're telling her, we're going to have to arrest you.
And then she's like, I'm not going to co-op.
They're literally just seizing the wheelchair.
That's so funny.
And then I think at some point she's like, I don't want to go in the cop car.
I'm going to go flop on the ground like a magic harp.
I'm going to use splash.
It's not very effective.
So they're debating.
What do we do?
We got this fat bitch.
How do we get her off the ground into the car?
No, she's 550 pounds.
Now, here's a true fact about fat people.
Okay.
Fat people are very heavy and moving them is quite difficult.
Now, here's the thing you can do.
Here's a fun little homework assignment for you.
If you know a nurse, any nurse, man or woman, ask them how much they enjoy having to lift fat people.
Because if you know a nurse, chances are a significant portion of their day involves going into a bedroom of a fat ger.
What's it?
It's not geriatric.
It's another one where they're like really fat.
What's the fancy medical term for really fat?
No, no, no, not adipose.
Bariatric.
That's it.
They have to go into the patient, a bariatric patient's room.
And the bariatric patient will then look at them and go, can you pull me up?
Now, what does this mean, chat?
You see, when the bariatric patient is inside their bed, they are unable to scooch upwards.
Now, imagine you're laying in bed and you're uncomfortable and you wish you could sit up a little bit more upright.
You could just scooch back a little bit, fluff up your pillow and be comfortable.
The bariatric patient, such as this fat bitch, cannot do that.
She is incapable of scooching back and pushing her own weight up so she can sit more upright and be comfortable.
She can't do that.
So, what she does when she's in the hospital and has slave labor paid for by my tax money, she says, Can you lift me up?
And then the nurses have to physically lift them to sit upright more in their seat.
Doing this several times a day, every day for years and years and years, will make your back collapse into a cloud of dust,
which is why nurses is the number one career for opioid and other painkiller abuses, chat, because their backs are collapsing into fucking dust and they just so happen to have direct access to the cool dispensers that give out chemicals that make you feel less pain.
Okay.
So, go ahead.
If you have a nurse in your family, your friends, circle, and ask them, how much do you enjoy lifting fat people up in their beds?
And they'll tell you, they'll tell you how much they enjoy it.
This is a this is a universal experience for all of them, and they enjoy it so much.
And they will have stories to tell you about this, okay?
Tarp Riot Breakups and Animal Control00:06:19
Um, okay, let's see.
They roll out, I think we have, oh, here we go.
Is this it?
I'm expecting some here.
Here comes the ambulance.
Yes, you do.
You have an array to an attorney after we roll your fat ass into the jail.
So the EMS has arrived?
What is this?
Twice, once on her back, and then she'll be face down on this.
Is this like from animal control?
Is this like how they would lift like a lion or like an alligator up into like an animal control van?
What the fuck is this van?
I know it's a tarp, but what is it?
Like, this is obviously a special purpose tarp.
What unit has arrived to dispense this tarp?
Because it's not the hospital.
Is this animal control?
What the fuck is this?
So we're going to do the patty wagon like a hamburger patty.
Face down on this.
I need to go to Trio Soul.
So get her on her back and then we'll kind of make sure we have it set where we need to.
These cops are getting to experience the joys of a bariatric patient.
Before we look at this from this perspective, let's do a little headcount here.
The annual salary for a police officer in Berkeley is $113,000?
What the fuck?
Okay, let's do this.
113 times 5 divided by 12 divided by 4.
Okay, well, hold up.
13, 8, 9, 2.
Oh, God.
What's the hourly?
That is insane.
Times 5 divided by 12 divided by 4 divided by 40.
$300.
$300 per hour at least at a fucking minimum.
Not even including the medical personnel that have arrived here.
This is costing the taxpayer of California $300 an hour to deal with this fat bitch.
And then she's going to have to go and get an attorney provided for her by the taxpayers after leaving a hospital where she's hooked up to life-saving medical equipment and treated by medical staff, paid for by the taxpayers.
I just wanted to let you know, this woman is a net deficit of like $1,000 a fucking hour right now.
So get her on her back and then we'll kind of make sure we have it set where we need to.
She doesn't want to sit up because she's resisting her ass.
And she knows they can't lift her because she's 550 fucking pounds.
All right, perfect.
One more time.
I can't.
And God, I say, and God, we trust, and they cannot move me at all.
And they can't because I'm 555.
I trust the load to give me the loud so they can't move me.
In the name of Jesus, make me an immovable object.
Like Kirby from Kirby Superstar.
I will transform into a statue so heavy that they cannot break me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I can't breathe.
Okay, when I listen.
Okay, listen, there's a it's not funny to anybody except me because I watch these by myself.
But when I watch a code blue cam or something and it's a black person, I'm like, I try to weigh the over-under on what the odds are on them saying, I can't breathe.
And when it's like around the George Floyd time, it's like a hundred percent.
Now it's only like a 50%.
And it depends on how much they struggle.
But when it's a black person and they're being arrested, there was even a really, funny video where they were arresting like an old white guy because I can't remember what it was.
He had, oh, he had fired a weapon.
He had done a negligent discharge to like intimidate somebody.
So they had to come over and like arrest him, even though it was like an old boomer.
And they turn him around.
He's completely compliant.
He's like, yeah, I know.
It was fucking stupid to me.
They put the handcuffs on him.
Again, he's completely compliant, standing up, doing whatever they ask.
And as soon as they put the handcuffs on him, he goes, I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
It was the funniest thing.
I about fucking cried laughing watching this.
It was the greatest thing ever.
And then he starts laughing because he knows that he's being a retard.
He's just a little jokester, a little boomer prankster, firing his gun, doing a little George Floyd impression.
You know how they are, little prankster boomers.
Oh no, I don't know.
I can't breathe.
We got her.
Oh, thank God.
We're going to jump now, right?
Who's riding?
We're going to the zoo, you fat fucking bitch.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can't be used against you in the court of law.
You have the right at this time to talk to a lawyer and have him present with you while you're being questioned.
If you cannot afford to hire a lawyer, what would be appointed to represent you before questioning if you wish?
You can decide at any time to exercise your rights and not answer any questions or make any statements.
Do you understand each of these rights?
I've explained them to you.
In the name of God, yes, having these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me now?
In the name of God, I'll ask.
Let's get the formalities out of the way.
Well, I already told you she had a right to take us to the banditown jail.
They're meaning us there.
That's why everything just happened, you idiots.
Look at how she rolls gently as the car moves.
She sways.
She is literally incapable of moving herself face down on an orca tarp in the back of a police van.
And she's calling them piggy pig pigs.
She is saying that.
There was a reason I came here.
Oh no, she's rolling her shot.
What the is this?
Can't even see.
Boy, you guys have me like dead.
Crazy, bro.
In the name of Satan.
In the name of Satan.
Weird bro.
Y'all are really, really weird.
It looks like you're a fan.
Yeah, I'm super uncomfortable.
What is that shopping cart for?
I guess this is for when you like break up a riot and like zip tie eight people together.
And then you have like the shopping cart is like where you throw all their shit for processing.
Bedbound Lie and Shopping Cart Shit00:03:36
I imagine what that band's for.
Because why else would they have it?
In the end, Jalen was charged with two counts of criminal trespass, misuse of the 911 system, interfering with a healthcare facility, resisting arrest, obstructing law enforcement officers, and assault.
She was later deemed mentally incompetent.
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So they just let her go.
Was all the charges dropped because she's mentally incompetent, or does she have to go to like a crazy people house?
It's so crazy.
What's the point?
What is the point of having a justice system of everyone if you can just act retarded and just and just roll outside of the jail when they're done with you?
It's crazy.
One of my, I've told this story many times, but I will regale you yet again.
There was a like a my 600-pound life episode.
I've never been able to find this, but it is in my memory.
It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen ever.
And it was a super fat person.
They were like 900 to 1,000 pounds.
And they brought together like a whole team of people to try and help this person lose weight because they're at such imminent risk of immediate death, right?
So they get the people together and they're trying to work with him.
And he's basically bedbound and he has a family that takes care of him.
And by take care of him, I mean feeds his fat ass fried food like six times a day, right?
So they're like trying to get to him, trying to be like, you're going to die.
You're being fed to death.
And it's not working.
So they decide we're going to give him shock therapy.
We're going to get, because again, he's bedbound.
He's just laying there.
He's just eating.
We're going to give him shock therapy.
We're going to cook what he eats in a day, which is like 11,000 calories of fried food.
And we're going to show him how much he eats in a day.
And they cook it.
And it is so much food, it doesn't fit in his tiny ass room, which is just like his mattress.
So they're like, we cooked all this food and it's out in the hallway.
And we just want to show you how much you eat in a day.
So you have an idea of what you're doing to your body.
And this guy who's been bedbound for multiple years and has forced his family to wipe his ass and feed him every day for those years.
Hears that there's 11,000 calories of all his favorite foods out in the hallway.
And by a miracle of Jesus Christ, the sick is healed.
And he rises to his feet and off the infernal contraption that had been keeping him down.
And lo, the bedbound man weighed 900 pounds did rise and walked out into the hallway.
And lo, did he start eating all that food?
Just, and it was amazing because it cuts from them trying to shock him with the sheer amount of fucking food he eats in a day to the shock and disbelief, like the faces of these like super white bariatric therapists and like food scientists and shit.
And they're just like, their job is to deal with the most mentally damaged people on the planet who have eating disorders.
And they're just like in utter fucking shock and disbelief that this guy was just lying about being bedbound and would get up off his ass, despite the fact his family's been wiping his ass, literally shitting into a bucket for years, but would manage to find the strength to get up and stand to eat the food that they had set out specifically to scare him.
It is one of the finest moments of television ever created ever in human history.
Unfortunately, it's yeah, I think he was black actually.
JF Garieppe Baby Mama Ordeals00:15:33
But if you find this, let me know.
Clip this for me because it's one of my favorite things ever ever made.
Not one of my favorite things ever made was JF Garieppe.
Now, JF Garieppe had teased the audience, his audience of whatever the fuck, the public space by saying, I have a 10 out of 10 girlfriend.
And so her name, because her name has been confidential, has been 10 out of 10.
And JF has been even posting photographs.
I think actually these are pictures that she took.
I just want to say, look, I weigh less than JF.
You look at this guy.
I know he's not like a tall guy, but I am in a much better place than this motherfucker right now.
That is like a disgusting physique.
If you look like that, you got to do something about that.
That fucking pedophile chin strap and then weighing like 250 is like a five-foot-tall mamlet.
That's a bad one.
But he has money, I guess.
Or I guess women just really like a French accent.
So he gets the 10 out of 10.
And then she has had a child.
And I think they don't really know for sure, but they think that it's child number four or five that she's had.
Now she has broken up with him and is a single mother by choice and has moved very far away.
She then showed up on The Real Housewives of Alberta, which is like a, it's just like a couple women talking and they're like Canadian.
And they've been really interested in JF Garypi.
And it's just like a podcast of women talking, but they've been covering how Laura's been missing out for almost, I think, three years.
I want to say that November is going to be three years of her missing.
And she's like presumed dead at this point.
So, and he's been raising the kids, raising, quote unquote.
But she went on this podcast.
It's two and a half hours long.
So I'll just read you the cliff notes here.
Okay, so the timeline of when this woman hooked up with JF, she saw an article by Vox Day about Laura's disappearance and described JF as neurologically unique, which piqued her interest as she is autistic.
So there you go.
That's her.
That's his inn.
She contacted him and they started talking in October of 2023.
She says she was depressed and vulnerable.
JF makes $7,000 to $8,000 a month doing coding from his home office and then gave her a bunch of money to convince her to move in the form of BTC, which he now claims that she stole from him, by the way.
JF pressured her to move in with him and she only resisted up until March of 2024.
She met JF's daughter when she was about three and she still could not speak whole sentences.
JF's son was not potty trained despite being almost two.
They are iPad babies.
They watch Slopa all day.
Apparently short.
Oh my God, bro.
That's the fucking worst.
That's terrifying.
So he just gives them TikTok and they just look at TikTok all fucking day.
Oh, dude.
What's see, this is my thing, right?
Like, there's a lot of people like Ralph and JF who are like, so you see, to save the white race, we must have as many white children as humanly possible.
And then it's like, okay, so you've had white children, but you've killed their mother.
So therefore, they're going to grow fucked up.
A child that grows up not knowing the unconditional love of their biological mother is a child that is doomed.
There's no way around it.
You are fucking doomed.
But then you raise them like a psychopath, like JF is, without their biological mother.
And then you give them TikTok babysitter.
So now you have Hawaii children with no maternal bond and a bad paternal bond, and you let TikTok raise them.
Do you think that these white people are going to grow up and benefit society and have white identitarism just because they have the white genes?
No, Zacre Blue, you have fucked up.
You have made three white babies that are going to vote communist and date black people, JF.
JF has never taken them to a doctor, which I'm surprised is even legal in Canada because they have mandatory doctor visits for kids in the U.S., don't they?
JF doesn't brush their teeth and they have cavities.
Oh my God.
That's terrifying.
You can die from cavities.
It's extremely painful, obviously, but you can also just straight up fucking die from having cavities.
It's not legal.
They have mandatory doctor visits.
Okay.
When she met JF's daughter, her hair was matted very badly.
She had to cut three inches off of it to even brush her hair.
He feeds them McDonald's, butter noodles, etc.
The boy doesn't eat any meat.
JF feeds him arubo gummies because they contain proteins.
On a Friday night, CPS came by to see the kids.
JF told them he couldn't refuse, was told he could not refuse them entry, so he let them in.
The kids were asleep.
The CPS agent expressed concerns that JF had already moved on to a new relationship while the kid's mother was still missing.
They left, promising to come back on Monday morning for further investigation.
JF's immediate reaction after CPS left was to break down ugly crying.
He insisted that they had to leave that very night, even though they had a whole weekend until CPS came back.
They went to JF's mom in Montreal without any notice.
They stayed at her place for a month.
Police eventually came by, I guess, in Montreal to see the kids.
They said they were there because someone from inside the house called them.
10 out of 10 said she didn't.
So it's likely that JF's mom called the cops on her son.
Police left, and JF insisted that they leave that very hour.
She was not in the mood, but JF convinced her by promising to stay at the Fairmont in Mont Tremblan and so that she could use the spa.
Well, I really didn't feel like fleeing with the children a second time, but then he said he'd get me a spa.
So I was like, okay, alrighty.
They went to Mont Tremblanc, Fermant, where 10 out of 10 used the spa while JF figured out what to do.
She said she spent $1,000 in spa treatments.
Well, get your stack, sweaty.
Get your bag.
They then drove up to Alberta, where JF tried to buy a house and the deal fell through, but he was successful in buying a second one.
Okay.
He asked to put the house in her name, which she refused.
Why the fuck would you refuse a free house?
JF then found a lawyer to put the house in Alora's name instead.
Oh my God.
Okay.
JF then left the 10 out of 10 alone with the kids so he could drive back to Quebec.
I guess she's not legally dead yet if he's using her to store bullshit.
Left with the kids so he could drive back to Quebec to pick up his stuff.
While JF was away, the police came by to see the kids as a courtesy to the PEI CES.
And since the kids looked mostly normal and 10 out of 10 was cooking for them, they quickly left.
When they got to PEI, what is PEI?
Oh, Prince Edward Island.
I'm surprised I knew that.
When they got to Prince Edward Island, most of Alora's possessions were still there, including most of her clothes.
There are no pictures of Alora in the house.
JF had a slideshow of pictures he ran on the TV as a screensaver, but none of them were of Alora.
When Alora left JF about a year ago, she disappeared and went to a woman's shelter in Montreal because that's where she has most of her friends and family.
While she was there, a tranny came in the shelter.
Alora was concerned that the man was allowed in and was kicked out because of it.
She then had to come back to JF.
This is a quote-era demonstrandum of how tranny politics literally murders women.
And you hear from retard trannies like James Stefani Sterling about how being trans-misogynist is actually misogynistic and damages real women.
No, this is the actual real-life consequences of explicit pro-trans shit has on real people.
Mama JF was a fucking retard.
The fact she even managed to step foot out of the house and get away from him to begin with is a feat of strength for somebody with her impediments.
It's really hard for normal people to get out of abusive relationships.
It's extremely hard for a potato.
And then they're like, what?
You are not pro-trans.
Well, go back to your fucking husband's house and get slaughtered like a cow.
And so she did.
JF told 10 out of 10 that the reason why Laura disappears that she was crazy and wanted to leave.
Alora was a big fan of Owen Benjamin watching his show and sending him emails.
According to what JF told her, Alora's family is detached hippie boomer types.
She doesn't think they care much about her.
JF sends them pictures of their grandkids and he says that they don't respond.
JF told her that Alora's family hates her.
When they went driving on the highway to New Brunswick, JF said that if Alora walked into the woods by the highway one or two miles and killed herself, she would never be found.
JF told 10 out of 10 that he beat Alora at least once a week as hard as he could because she called him a pedophile.
So that's an interesting tidbit.
I don't know why JF is being called a pedophile by his long-term girlfriend, mother of two plus of his children.
And I don't know why he was beating her as hard as he could for it.
Did she repeatedly call him a pedophile?
Or was this like a therapy that he devised?
Like, oh, she called him a pedophile that one time.
So it's once a week.
Or is it like a weekly thing where she calls him a pedophile and he has to remind her to not do that?
Interesting.
Okay, the breakup.
10 out of 10 became pregnant with JF's son in December 2024.
In January of 2025, she left JF and went back to the U.S.
A month ago, she gave birth to her son.
She did not put JF's name on the birth certificate.
Her not putting JF's name on the birth certificate because JF caused JF's latest meltdown and his public denunciation of her.
She suffered from a condition called post-martin priaclawsia.
I spelled that wrong.
Yeah, you spelled that really long.
It's post-partem pre or post-partem preeclampsia, which is, um, I want to say that preeclampsia is when you're pregnant women and your heart might explode.
If I'm, and I think that's literally all they know about it is that your heart might explode while you're pregnant or after you're pregnant.
I think it can occur either way, but the symptom is your heart explodes and you die.
If I'm wrong, please leave a comment below and let me know.
Yes.
Yep.
Okay.
I think this is the first time I've taken a swing at something and Chat's like, yeah, whatever.
That's basically it.
Okay, I win.
Awesome.
Josh wins again.
So, or was the preeclampsia segment?
Okay, here he is.
Post-martin preeclausia, heart exploding syndrome, that causes new or pregnant mothers to get very high blood pressure.
It can be very dangerous.
Yes, heart exploding disease.
While she was recuperating from this condition, JF was melting down and demanding she change her mind.
Apparently, the nurses mentioned that her blood pressure was much higher after she talked to her boyfriend.
JF wrote his newborn son an unhinged breakup letter of sorts.
She is safe near family in a state with strong castle doctrine and she has guns.
Welcome back.
God.
You go up to Canada, what happens?
You get knocked up with a retard son.
Come back to the U.S. You're in a castle, a literal castle armed with literal arms.
She said that she has a lot of receipts and videos that she hasn't shared with the housewives, including some videos of JF is not aware of.
Wonderful.
JF's attempt to enter the U.S. Keep him out.
Where is Ice?
Where is the CBP?
Okay.
We got to keep this fucking French Canadian out of the United States.
Okay.
At some point, I can't remember exactly when she had to go back to the U.S. because she couldn't stay in Canada for more than six months.
JF volunteered to drive her across the border.
They were stopped at the border, and JF was interrogated for eight hours, probably because he has a big fucking red flag on his profile saying, a warning, a warning, this person is known to be related to a messenger person and may be trying to evade the law.
While JF was getting interrogated, some agents came and talked to her and asked if she knew of JF's history and his record.
She felt they were doing kind of an intervention on her.
Eventually, she had to leave JF behind, but she came back in September to get pregnant, apparently.
10 out of 10 says that JF was not a real conservative, that most of his views were actually pretty liberal.
JF lives off welfare.
He gets child welfare benefits, which might explain why he doesn't want the house under his name.
He never saw JF being harassed by the police.
The DNA test that JF claims he forced her to take to prove that she was white was a 10 out of 10 doing a 23andMe test out of her own curiosity.
In the PEI house or the Prince Edward house, they slept in a small upstairs room on an air mattress with no sheets in exposed isolation.
The exposed isolation caused her asthma to get worse and she had many asthma attacks.
If you make $7,000 to $8,000 a month, why would you live like that?
Like if your whole thing is having kids and like saving the wattres, why would you not put a ceiling on your roof so that the insulation does not get into your baby's lungs?
Why would you not buy a crib?
Why would you not buy a nasmatras for your wife to sleep on so that she does not get the pleacampsia and die of heart exploding sounds home?
Why would you just sit down at your computer and let the world run like this?
It's a mystery to me, chat.
She is 5'5 and says JF is exactly her height, making him also 5'5.
JF has a nice set of knives in Prince Edward Island with a couple big ones missing.
JF had documents from his previous relationship that Tien and Aten saw.
She confirmed that the son he has was with a North Carolina woman that he has no contact with.
He also has a daughter with a girl from Quebec that he met online and hooked up with when she came back from the U.S.
The Quebec mother would only allow him supervised visits to which JF didn't agree with, so he had no contact with his daughter either.
So apparently he's like a serial philanderer who disposes of retarded women as they come and go.
Very specifically predates on Autistic Women or women with low intelligence.
And then unsurprisingly, has absolutely no involvement or investment in his own kids, despite supposedly trying to save their lives and propagate his exceptional phenotype.
We had some idea about baby mamas in the U.S.
I think there was a big ordeal where one of his baby mamas in the U.S., because the U.S. has much better court documenting systems for public scrutiny, was that her family was literally trying to get her declared incompetent so that they could take custody of her and the child because they thought JF was a creepy weirdo and they thought that she was no longer able to make good decisions for herself.
Furry Diapers and XQC Fair Use00:14:40
All right.
That is a JS ignored.
Which means I have to get my French accent out of my system before I move on.
Very terrible news indeed.
All right.
Let's see.
Okay, so I'm literally about to die.
Give me a second.
They still haven't found her body.
Canada's a big place with not many people.
All you have to do is kill her.
Do the Ralph voice?
I can't.
I forgot how to do the Ralph voice.
I've lost.
So this is a weird post.
It's about that Dats Mojo guy who has a deep, deep lore.
So I'm going to take a kind of swing at this in the dark, okay?
Farret Vermin, who I think is a weirdo, because they say that Dat Mojo has been messaging my fucking SO.
SO is when not addressing like a general audience of mixed genders is a red flag to me because it deprives your partner of any kind of identification.
They are simply a person that is significant.
Now, a significant other could be your mom, your dad, your brother, your co-worker, your boss, a government official that you talk to regularly.
It could be anybody, anybody significant to you.
Significant others would be like a list of notable people in like a video game RPG or something.
But when you say that's like your sexual romantic partner is just a significant other, it's kind of weird.
But that's what Zay have chosen to identify Zare Zuzer as.
And apparently, Dats Mongeau is messaging Zim, whose name is Jupiter.
This is Ferret Vermin.
Okay.
And this is Jupiter.
Okay, so I think this is Dats Mojo.
This is the archive.
Says, I noticed I had, I guess, because his name is archive in like his Discord server where he's totally left for five ever.
He says, I noticed I had friended you randomly.
I'm not here to harshly criticize or ruin your night, but I'm asking you as a concerned person to keep both yourself and Oliver in check.
I'm politely asking you not to send this to them.
Okay, so this person, Ferret Vermin, is an Oliver, but is a Zay Zem.
Okay.
This indicates that Jupiter may themselves be a Zay Zem.
Although I cannot control what you do, but this message is mostly meant for you.
I'm not sure if you're super engrossed in all the other stuff Oliver has done in terms of KF lurking and other odd behavior.
But I'm just letting you know that that is not normal.
It's devoid of empathy or reason.
And it's really disheartening to see from my perspective having been directly affected by their actions.
In the end, I just want you two to be safe regardless of any bullshit that's gone down.
I'm not telling you how to handle yourself, Oliver, or your relationship with Zim, but they have been engrossed within low cow culture since my debacle.
And no matter how you spend it, that is incredibly toxic.
Please just take care.
If you end up sending this to Oliver and giggling about it with Zem, that's okay with me, I guess.
But just know the last thing I want is for some weird cow shit to happen with Zim.
I wouldn't wish that fate onto anyone.
And again, I'm just going off what I have observed personally.
So if you're not into it and don't care, live your life, I'm not going to act like I have control over that.
To which Jupiter, Zay Zem says, oh, hi, I'm not really involved with it all too much.
So I don't know much about what's going on in depth.
But thank you for the heads up.
Thank you for threatening me.
Okay, that's follows this up and says, I just keep in mind when I got interviewed by some Chud guy and used the word cow tipping, he didn't even know what it meant.
So the fact Oliver is using this term is indicative.
And that is another zeit.
So Das Mojo, very concerned that LOL cow culture language is being exhibited by the ferret vermin.
Okay.
I'm not watching this account, by the way.
Someone sent me.
Sorry if this is rather forward.
I'm just aware you two are an incredibly queer couple getting involved with shardy adjacent shit.
Oh my God.
Dude, shardy adjacent.
Can you imagine being somebody who when you see like a soyjack meme, you have like praclampsia?
Your heart explodes.
Ah.
Ah, Brian.
Oh, no, Shardy.
I really do not want you to endanger.
As if the Chuds are going to plane split the ferret vermin and Zara's significant Zuzzer, Jupiter.
I've been sent actual C Sam by people like that through Proton Mail.
I don't think Za Shardy?
Z Shardy?
Sending Zay Zem, child pornography?
I don't think so.
Dats Mojo continues and says, believe it or not, I care about Oliver, especially given Zer predicament.
I have so much respect still for the printer team as well, despite how I've gone on tangents in the past.
I'm not manic or anything either right now.
I just saw you in some mutual friends and got reminded to let you know, again, sorry for the forwardness.
Okay.
So it was like the little gig is like, okay, that's a little thudding, but I understand.
And then he says, this isn't, he's just like constantly apologizing for being like a huge creepy weirdo.
This also isn't a call to action for you, as I don't dictate anything you can or will do.
But rather, a genuine warring, KF people are not right in Zahead by any stretch of the imagination.
Okay, I'll leave it here as I believe I'm dragging this.
Sorry again.
Have a good night, dude.
Dude, using a gingered word on a Zay Zem?
I looked through this, by the way.
I noticed that archive, Dats Mojo, did not ask Jupiter what Zay identified as.
So he has not received permission to drop a dude, which is why he had to block Zem to stop from getting called out for that microaggression.
Which is what it was, by the way.
This guy knows that Zay Zem are in an incredibly queer culture, but still drops the Deuterino on them just to insult them a little bit with plausible deniability.
That is very heckin problematic.
Okay, so this is what Ferret Vermin has to say about this.
He didn't want me to know about this despite it being about me.
I'm devoid of empathy or reason because I have a Kiwi Farms account and have used the site to document the shitty behavior he put me and my team.
My team?
Why does the ferret vermin have a team?
Can someone explain to me why Zay have a team?
What is happening?
Why does the ferret vermin a-logging DatsMojo have a team?
Plus, the general fuck-ups involved in the Chungusphere.
Okay.
Zay are just making shit up at this point to confuse me.
The word Chungusphere.
Has this word ever appeared anywhere on this website before this?
I don't know if I want to say two times.
The other time by Baumstrezel.
Baumstreetsel.
He says, hear me out.
I'm starting to get the feeling that whatever brain tissue eating worms Francis has are highly infectious.
The only way I can explain this, think why everyone involved in the Chungosphere is profoundly socially retarded.
They have holes in their brain.
Baumstritzel, you are the one Gesprachen about Chunguspheres.
Okay.
Stop this.
Okay, let's go back to this.
Okay.
Number three, he thinks I've been engrossed, spelled correctly, with low-cow culture evident by the use of the term cow tip.
I mean, you are on the Kiwi farms.
I would say it's very fair to say that you're engrossed with this, okay?
He thinks I've been sent CSM by Shardy or Kiwis are generally put in danger.
He didn't say that.
He just used, you got to be careful with those with those soy jackers because they sent me stuff allegedly.
So to begin with, the fuck, he reached out to my significant other to tell them I'm super toxic.
Okay.
Then black people, this black guy, literally me right now.
Okay.
He's using a manipulation tactic that I can't prove it.
Can prove it.
This is blatantly a manipulation tactic.
He is the one that put me in danger since I was involved in the printer development when he led the game.
So the Dats Mojo guy hired Zay Ferret Vermin to develop a game called Printern.
And Zepherit Vermin then assembled a Ferret Vermin team of racially and gender diverse peoples and mentally diverse peoples to build Ziprintern.
And then at some point, Zay turned on him and became his enemies.
Okay.
I'm lost.
Who got raped?
A lot of people.
A lot of people got raped.
I was put into the spotlight because he became the co-developer.
Sorry, Zay became the co-developer.
Did not know about the extent of Dats Mojo's fuck ups.
Okay.
And we have another black people reaction gifts.
I don't.
Can someone explain to me why the youth communicate exclusively through Giphy images of black people?
So Spooky Diddy God says, I found Sylv's mother's Twitter account.
All Yumi says, Are we Fr.
Spooky Diddy God says, at Jay Denil's, we shall commit a small amount of trolling.
And then Zay, the Ferret Vermin says, cow tipping.
And then there's another black people reaction gift.
I see.
Raise your hand if you got raped.
Can I see a show of hands in chat who got raped?
Okay.
So this is what's happened.
Okay.
I understand.
I have perfect clarity of this measure now.
So this guy is a Twitter furry who led the development team of Printern, a game that Dats Mojo commissioned of his Chungusphere.
Okay.
And during the development of the Chungusphere game called Printern, the Printern team turned a log on him.
And Dats Mojo is still very bitter about this and is trying to paint Ferret Vermin as a bad Xi to his heck and significant Deuterono, Jupiter, of indeterminate gender and species.
That's what's happened.
I hope that you have found this informative because I will not be re this will not be on the test.
Have you ever like been in a class and the teacher goes off on some huge tangent about like nuclear reactors or some shit?
And you just write it all down just out of like habit.
And then they're like, oh yeah, none of that shit about nuclear reactors is going to be on the quiz.
I'm like, why the fuck do you talk about it, bro?
I'm not going to be quizzed on it.
Why am I taking notes on this?
I'm a bad teacher.
Why is this the lying cross?
I just talked at length about a French Canadian killing his significant other, former significant other of indeterminate gender and species.
Actually, we do know a species.
It's potato.
And then that's fine.
Talking about Hassan Piker shocking his dog for two hours, that's fine.
Talking about Ofcom, that's fine.
But the printer development drama, okay.
All right, next.
This is Tiger.
Tiger is a VTuber.
You know, my favorite, my favorite.
He's not just a VTuber.
He is a furry VTuber.
He's not just a furry VTuber.
He is a diaper furry Vtuber.
And he is not just a diaper fur V tuber.
He is a transgender diaper fur Vtuber.
Now, obviously, such a terror could only exist in the deepest, darkest depths in the brimstone of nigger hell.
But somehow, Tiger has found himself on the front page of Twitch, which is somehow not fucking featured in this.
Hold up.
Give me a second.
I already spoiled it.
He got banned.
Oh, no.
And I spoiled it for real that time.
Hold up.
Where is it?
So, this is his content on TikTok in case you're in case you want to subscribe to Tiger.
He has 20.
Dude, he even is doing like the high gal face on his VTuber profile on TikTok.
And 25,000 people have followed this.
This is deeply concerning.
Okay.
So what happened?
Wait, here we go.
Oh, this is way back when.
He was featured very briefly on the front page of on Twitch.
There's actually a clip I really want to show you that I don't have.
Give me a second.
I'm going to try to hunt it down real quick.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to figure this.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, yeah, this is it.
Okay, so XQC, who exists solely so that I can use anything fair.
In fact, actually, since I'm showing this clip of XQC, I'm going to need to do some transformative work on this to make sure that this is fair use chat.
So we're going to add a transformative element to this stream to ensure that this remains fair use.
And we're going to do this by adding an XQC reaction to the XQC reaction of seeing Tiger the Diaper Furry on the front page of Twitch.
Oh, here we go.
Um.
I adore you.
I adore you.
Don't anything for you?
Has Kevin said anything?
Kevin is so fucking locked in.
He hasn't spoken a word in 50 minutes.
I heard Kevin.
You now.
Are you getting a wild Andon skin?
I saw that they were doing like a creator thing and I didn't do it or anything because I haven't played much, but I was thinking that's like right up your alley.
I'm wondering if there will be a Dory's skin in the future.
Quick, everyone misbehave again.
No, you guys misbehave constantly.
Alien Encounter Mental Bandwidth Limits00:03:40
There's nothing new that would happen.
I think you can get out of a second.
I'm not, I'm not.
Well, I'm not going to judge.
Okay, I'm going to judge.
Actually, I think what's up with this furry plus diaper thing with like a bib adults weird furry combo with diaper and thing I get welcome to the jungle pause chat Binky, sorry.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
So XQC has limited mental bandwidth.
What XQC does is he consumes content and he looks at it and then he doesn't usually have much to say.
And that's his stream.
And there seems to be thousands of people who are okay with this as a form of content.
And who am I to judge, right?
Now, XQC, despite having limited mental bandwidth, upon being confronted by the Tiger stream, which appeared to be a cacophony of weird crying sounds and people being gross, short-circuited his brain, completely blew the capacitors in his head for processing data.
And it took him a solid minute and a half to formulate the concept, the mental moat of an idea that he is not okay with what he just saw.
In the same way, I'm reminded of when I was a child, my mom took me to Disney World with my family.
And we went on this ride called Alien Encounter.
I was very young.
I was like six or seven, I want to say.
And we went to Alien Encounter in Disney World.
If you don't know, Alien Encounter was a thing that they had based off the Alien franchise, and it was fucking horrifying.
It was a 3D experience where there was like a giant monster in a test tube.
You're like in seats surrounding this test tube, and there was like shadows and smoke, and then it would spray water on you as like things happened.
Like there would be guys talking in like the speakers above.
It was called like a 4D experience because it was audiovisual, but it also blew hot air.
Like there was like a little vent behind you in the seat.
And as the monster was like breathing, you could feel the hot air being blown down your spine.
And then like the guys crawling around trying to like fix things would get killed.
And then as they would get killed, you'd hear a crunching sound and it would spray water in your face.
So it, it was like, it was a lot.
It was like an extreme amount of horror for someone who I was not like a kid that had like a dad that was like, let's watch the entire Alien franchise, son.
I need you to see Alien.
It's my favorite movie.
Like, I didn't have like this huge introduction to horror movies.
So this was absolutely, genuinely horrific for me.
I remember after this, we came outside and I was, I was like really quiet because I was like, that's a lot.
I have to process this.
And then my mom was like, that was great.
When your aunt gets here, we're going to go again.
And I was like, what?
So we got back into line with her because there was nobody to watch me.
So it was just them.
And she wanted to go again.
And my aunt wanted to go see it.
And I was okay until we were going back on it.
And then I completely had a fucking autism meltdown because I was not going back on that fucking ride.
I lost.
I did go back on the ride.
I was not okay with it the entire time.
Captive Dreamer and Gooner Meltdowns00:14:56
I'm reminded of this because as XQC, normal person with small amounts of brain bandwidth for processing things, sees Tiger on his screen on Twitch.
He's like me after watching Alien Encounter.
I'm like, that's bad.
That's bad.
And I'm not okay with that.
Fortunately, nobody is there to force him to watch Tiger on Twitch.tv because he might melt down if he's forced to watch it a second time.
Chat, okay.
So next on this, okay.
He was banned from Twitch.
Now, when people are banned from Twitch and unbanned from Twitch, nobody really has any fucking idea what's happening.
It's just a complete mystery.
So when this happened, everyone was very celebratory because Tiger is very clearly not okay.
And nobody should be exposed to his shit.
Nobody should feature his shit on the front page.
However, I presume that Dan Clancy personally got involved and said, we need this diaper furry V tuber on the front page of my site post-haste.
And so he was the next day, his ban was lifted and he said that his appeal was accepted.
And I can't remember sexual content one-day suspension for being a gross diaper for weirdo.
And what's what I'm rounding back to is that not only was this like a weird thing to happen on Twitch.tv, I remembered this guy.
I played this on stream.
Does anyone remember seeing him on stream before?
It was at the beginning of the year, but I distinctly remember his creepy, weird furry thing.
This guy is like a fucking loser.
And he had a big meltdown on stream.
So I'll play that for this is from February, but this is how I remember this guy.
He had like a big fucking cry on stream and it got passed around on Twitter.
Does it ever bother you guys to like, do you ever notice my viewership go down every like every more and more every day?
Do you see it too?
And you know what?
I don't have any single one of my like that isn't a parasocial, like that isn't involved in a parasocial gap as like a con like as like any of my closest friends.
None of them are here.
I feel completely cast to the side and it fucking kills me and it eats me up alive.
And I have to pretend because I VPD, I have to pretend that it doesn't bother me because it shouldn't bother a normal person.
It shouldn't bother a normal person.
So I'm trying to act normal and not let it bother me.
Because it's not a reflection on how they feel about me.
I know.
I know.
Does it ever bother?
I like how he jumps to the conclusion.
I have borderline personality disorder.
And you can tell I have borderline personality disorder because when the totality and immensity of my personal shortcomings and failures at life and career and everything that I do hits me in my fucking face in an empirical numerical form that I can't deny, it eats me alive inside.
I must have something that can be medicated with brain pills because when I sum up the totality of my life and come to less than zero as a mathematical determination for that, I feel bad about that.
Therefore, I need medication to make me feel better about being a failure.
That is literally what he's saying.
Don't worry, though.
Dan Clancy's there to wipe away the tears, Mr. Tiger, and provide you with the built-in audience that ding on the front page of twitch.tv will grant you.
Don't worry, Mr. Tiger.
Okay.
I got some Twitter drama.
This is weird because it's like, it's technically Twitter drama, but it's also like forum drama and it's independent of me.
So this guy is called Captive Dreamer.
Okay.
And he's, there's something wrong with him.
I think I read this.
No, there's no way I read this on my last stream.
Is there?
He um, he noticed that he was being talked about in the Bronze Age pervert thread because he's like adjacent to Bronze age pervert and Relinquish.
Uh, who he accuses of being a libtard?
Because I'll just read, he says, Jeffrey Martin, aka Captive Dreamer, got banned from CF CS.
Goes face it because he was making alt account specifically to play against lower rank opponents like a pussy bitch.
Captive Dreamer says incredible.
And then he says, when you make libtards this mad, talk about an ego boost.
Now I want to do something real quick, a little bit empirical here.
Go to search and um, I think I spelled his name right.
Yep, let's see what's a word that a libtard would not use.
How about faggot?
What happens if we search faggot from Relinquish?
Oh, it's only that thread.
Sorry, I have to.
He's only said faggot one time.
What about everywhere?
Let's see we have four pages of results.
How long has he been around?
He's got to give that that number up since 2021.
So he's only said faggot in like 80 posts crazy.
What about the n-word chat?
What happens If we search that from Relinquish?
Two page, oh, a mere two page, this fucking libtard, this fucking libtard over here, not dropping the inbomb nearly as much as a white-blooded, sorry, red-blooded white male would do.
Very, very tragic chat.
So he called out the Kiwi farms for making fun of him.
And then he went on more of a tirade about this.
He says, Hey, face it, Darwin, can you explain why I got banned for smurfing when I played like five matches a month and have barely reached level seven?
And then Justice Iguer, PhD Esquire, 5'3, 83 IQ, says, Because you are racist ass bigot and you deserve it, crying, laughing emojis.
He then says, Are you fucking stupid?
What consequences did I face from getting Antifa, the ADL, and the SPLC doxing me?
So many of you should lurk more.
He says, Yeah, I lost my job and the luck came after me and tried to destroy my life.
They spent months trying to ruin me, years.
Is that enough clout for these retards?
No, they're just leftist scum.
I'm still here and I'm not leaving.
Who cares?
The white man never dies.
And then he posts a picture of himself inexplicably and says, This is me and you're a faggot, which led to many people on Twitter beginning to use this picture for tic-tac-toe purposes because apparently he has a big forehead, maybe a receding hairline, maybe both.
He is very scary, though, chat.
He's a big white nationalist, and he deserves to play in your video games on Smurf accounts, apparently.
Then, what's this now?
No, that's a glitch.
He got banned from Twitter and he got banned from Twitter because they were doxing some.
Oh, this is the pedophile.
This is the guy that's into incest.
And he's a friend with Captive Dreamer.
Oh, that's why they're mad at me.
I didn't even know this.
I talked about this guy being a pedophile into Lolly Shoda incest on my last stream because he was mad at me.
And now I know he's mad at me because Captive Dreamer is off from enemy.
So this guy, this big tough guy, is like personal friends with a Lollishoda incest pedophile on Twitter.
And he's upset that people are making fun of him on the Kiwi farms for getting banned from a game for smurfing.
Like, are your priorities in the right fucking place?
Is this really what you should be upset about?
Not this guy in your circle that you apparently fucking know?
This guy that wants to fuck kids wants to fuck kids that he's related to?
Ideally?
Is this so?
They got banned on Twitter.
They were doxing some guy, basically, which you're not allowed to do, even if it's like a leftist journalist or whatever the fuck.
So what happened is that they doxed the leftist journalists on Twitter, which is against the rules, and it always has been.
Even in the new brave era of Elon Musk, there are explicit rules against doxing.
In fact, I remember Elon Musk explicitly saying after leftists posted a public radar of his personal jet that his kids were on, and he banned them.
In fact, it might have even been fucking Collins, if I remember correctly, who was circling all the way back.
I think it was Ben Collins who posted the radar scanner of his personal jet that had his kids on it.
And he banned him and said, doxing is not okay.
If I remember correctly, it might not have been Ben Collins, but that's, I remember it being somebody I was familiar with.
So one of the only things that he's ever said in regards to policy is that doxing is not free speech.
That is one of the only rules on Twitter.
And then they dox somebody and they get banned because the person that gets doxed tags somebody who's like an ex-administrator and said, is this okay?
And the guy said no.
And now apparently that guy's being called a leftist.
He has like locked down his tweets and he might get fired from X.
And they're already back.
So the rules were very selectively enforced on Twitter, which I guess is a good thing because it's been selectively enforced the other way for God knows how long.
But now it's being turned around on them.
It's just very, very bizarre.
I can't believe them.
This is so embarrassing.
Like, how are you going to do this?
How are you going to be like, I'm going to save the white race?
I'm this big, strong dude.
I got tattoos and I got muscles.
I'm a very mean-looking guy.
Look at my face.
I'm very mean looking.
I'm a, I'm a white nationalist.
But then this is like your cohort.
This is like your friend.
Is this guy with the children in his display pictures?
Like, why are you, why are you like this?
I wonder why nobody takes us seriously, chat.
There's like one, like, I have like two rules, okay, when it comes to optics: is don't shit on white women and don't be a pedophile.
Like, that's it.
Can you like not do that?
Can you not be like a huge fucking embarrassment and alienate half of your race and then also not one of the fuck kids?
That's it.
That's like, that's like my hard line.
Like, don't be anything pedophile adjacent and don't alienate half of the race.
Okay.
Is that too much?
I feel it's apparently it is.
Nobody's on my side.
Nobody.
Literally, no.
I'm the only person that I know of that has that as my moral compass.
It's usually like zero of those.
Maybe one, maybe one anti-pedophile thing, if I'm lucky in regards to Twitter follows.
Because I um I followed that guy that Opie and Anthony hates Anthony Cumeya.
That guy is the biggest racist in the entire world.
Nobody's a bigger racist than Anthony Cumeya.
It's actually very impressive.
And I followed him and I said on my podcast one time, like, that guy's really funny on Twitter.
He's like just the most guns blazing racist I've ever seen.
And then I got like swarmed by Opie and Anthony people posting pictures of him with like a 17 year old that he was dating at some point is like a 60 year old.
And it's like, okay, I guess I can't endorse fucking Anthony Cumia, even though he's the most racist man alive.
I called her a coal burner because she fucks niggers.
That's why.
You know what a coal burner is?
It's somebody who's fucks niggers.
You know who June Lapine fucked a nigger?
That's why she's a coal burner.
If you don't want to be a coal burner, don't fuck niggers.
I don't know how to make that any clearer.
And then people get mad at me.
But that was like a while ago, bro.
Okay.
She's like a recovering gooner.
I don't know after she fucked a nigger.
You know what she did afterwards?
She hooked up with a Canadian, lived in a cuck shed.
He would come down from Canada to fuck her in her cuck shed once in a while.
And she slept under his desk naked, wearing nothing but a collar, like kaida, like a dog.
And that's how she lived for years, openly talking on Twitter about how she slept like a dog under Gregory, a fat, pudgy, atheist desk for years until she was 29.
And then 29, one year before turning 30, Gregory dumped her and left behind a almost like five plus long year history of her saying, I love his dick.
It tastes like my own personal Gregory flavored pop thickle.
I'm in an open BDFM relationship.
My Gregory is still awful.
He did multiple women.
There's no way I cologne could fulfill his famathies that he deserves.
Years and years of this, all the way up until she was 29.
And then he dumped her and hooked up with a blonde from Australia.
And then as soon as she turned 30, she picked the first trad calf off of Twitter that would tolerate her and married him and got pregnant.
That is not brave.
That's not strong.
That's not saving the white race.
That is a recovery.
That is pulling out of a fucking nosedive.
And you know what?
Good for her if she's happy and the family is good and everything's fine.
Good for her.
I'm not like bitter that she's moved on from this.
The thing is, is that if you're going to pretend to be better than other people, you will be totally called a hypocrite.
She made videos saying we have to do something about female gooners.
And it's like, what is a female gooner?
Is a female gooner a woman that fucks niggers and talks about it on the internet?
Is a woman who's a gooner, does she live in a 24-7 BDSM relationship where she sleeps under somebody's desk like a dog for years?
Is it somebody who sleeps in a cockshed and gets conjugal visits from their boyfriend from out of the country only when he feels like it?
Tell me what a female gooner looks like, and I'll somehow find a way to make it corroborate with June Lapine.
So my issue with her is just that, that she's a hypocrite.
Like, okay, you can't do this.
You cannot be a coal burner who was in a 24-7 BDSM relationship for years and years and years of your life, who got dumped on the precipice of her 30th birthday and had to settle immediately and then also make videos about how women are the real problem because that's fucking embarrassing.
Lapine, I don't know what the fuck her name is.
I thought it was June Lapine.
Lapine.
Is it June Laporta?
Is that like her new name?
I don't know.
That's it.
That's all I have to say about this.
Like, that's part of the reason why I can't look at Twitter anymore.
Because it's just people like her.
And it's just people like Captive Dreamer.
Like, even though I've managed to fully declutter my timeline of retarded shit, like even the people that I want to hear from are retards.
You know, they are properly Les Ratard and they retard me from using fucking Zitter.
I show up.
I like browse occasionally just to see what the feds are up to because I like the feds.
I'm a Fed boy now.
I like Fed-related activities.
And that's about it.
Ralph Updates and Chantal Salah00:15:08
Okay.
Internet famous segment.
Let's start strong.
Our boys, PPP and Andy Worski putting on the Kino Casino.
Now, PPP starred as Ket in a recent video they put together.
And now Andy Worski is wearing a breastplate and is showing off his massive cleavage on Twitter or not on Twitter, but on Kik.
And from what I have seen, Andy Worski may be enjoying this a little bit too much.
I am deeply concerned.
And I got to say this.
Okay, here's my point in bringing this up.
PPP has now been cat.
Andy Worski has now been a German barmaid.
I think it's supposed to be like an Oktoberfest type beer maiden or whatever from Bavaria.
And now that this has been done and Legina cannot go back in the bottle, I have to ask why, why?
And I need everyone's help.
I need everybody to give me their power and make this a reality.
Why have they not done Chantal and Salah?
This may be the last year they could possibly do it.
I asked them last year and PPP shot me down and said, no, I'm not doing that.
There is no excuse now why they won't do Chantal and Salah.
It would be kino.
It would be funny.
It's not anything neither of them have done in the past.
They have done a video where they were cat and DSP.
Okay.
What is the practical difference between cat and DSP and Chantal and Salah?
Andy Worski even has the necessary olive Mediterranean complexion necessary to pull this off.
There is literally no explanation for this, for this lack of a, I am insistent.
There are things I'm interested in and locales that I prefer and I want representation.
Look, god damn it, PPP has even taken Chantal into his news cycle.
At some point, PPP was trying to get enough sloppa together for a Kino Casino and said, fine, I guess we'll talk about the fat women now and talked about Chantal.
So he can't even say it's outside of his wheelhouse.
He decided to incorporate this into the Kino Casino.
Chantal is now a part of it.
How there's no, there's no excuse except fear, except trepidation.
He's afraid.
He's terrified.
He's cowardly.
He's craving, chat.
He's afraid to be Chantal.
They're Canadian.
She's even Canadian.
She's even Canadian.
I don't want to hear any fucking.
Yeah, he's a pussy.
He's a fucking pussy.
He won't do Chantal and Salah.
Okay.
They don't want to dress like locals.
They did a whole fucking movie dressed as fucking DSP and cat.
There is no excuse.
Literally none.
All possible barriers preventing this from happening have been eradicated, totally and completely obliterated from the fucking game.
Okay.
There is only one possible solution, one possible synthesis left of this, of this quandary, okay?
And that is Chantal and Salah at some point.
Got to do it.
That's my request.
Okay.
It's illegal to mock Muslims in Canada.
Don't give him a.
Don't give him.
Don't give him fucking defenses to play.
He might do that.
Like, look, buddy, hey, I sure would like to do it, eh?
But you know the rules, eh?
You know, the government, Trudeau.
What's the guy?
The new guy?
It's not Trudeau anymore.
It's a guy.
DM of Canada.
Oh, Carney.
Mark the Carney.
Might bring down the whole carnival on him.
Nah, buddy.
Nightmare Alley.
We're going to Nightmare Alley with this.
It's Chantal and Salah.
It must happen.
All right.
This is too long to play all of it.
It is Mersh.
He looks a lot like Lotax with that graying beard.
He looks a lot like Lotax.
I'll let him talk for a bit, though, and then I'll summarize it if I get bored.
So this is an update on Ralph, but it's being told by.
Have I ever talked about Mersch ever?
I think I talked about him one time when he did the female cop thing.
I think that female cop is the only time I've ever talked about Mersch.
Mersh is a pet locale of PPP, and literally only PPP gives a shit about him.
There is nothing I have nothing to say about him.
I have no idea who he is or what he does, what he's ever done, what he'll ever do, what he thinks, what he feels, what he believes.
This person, this character as a concept is a black hole in my memory.
However, he's talking about Ethan Ralph and he has a story to regale you with.
And if he can't sum this up in two minutes, I'll do it for him.
I saw some shit last night that I'm not going to lie.
I found it to be mildly troubling.
I won't get into the specifics, but you guys can find it if you want.
And I can't help but think that what I saw was something that, frankly, I could have seen coming and did see coming.
Tried to avoid it from happening, but you guys may notice an absence in our ranks.
There was somebody that was hanging around here a lot.
It's suddenly not hanging around here a lot, right?
It's pretty obvious.
How do I do this?
A while back, there were some people that I know that I talked to that I was like, I gotta, I don't, something's off, right?
Like something feels off about this person.
And as a result, I've always been very at arm's length with this person.
And Let's just say that the is this how he talks?
Get the fucking let out.
He's got like a story that he wants to tell, but it's like he knows it's like interesting.
So he's gonna make this shit last for 15 minutes.
Um, okay, here we go.
Everybody that's involved in this has been warned.
I warned Ralph, I warned Ice Dancer, I warned other people, I warned the person who referred her to me.
Who for now?
I thought if you were listening to this podcast at 2x and you got to this guy talking at 1.5, so it would be 3x, you would still be able to understand him.
Because I am always hesitant to speed through videos on life because I know that people listen to the replays at 2x as I do all the time.
I listen to shit at 2x all the time.
I'm trying to think like, will this play good at 2x speed?
I think that Merch talks so fucking slow that even at 3x you could understand him.
I'll remain out of it, but the girl came referred to me by somebody.
Like, like, you ever have a friend who's in a jam for money and like they're trying to sell you a car that they want to unload, but like, you're not even in the market for a car.
Like, it felt like that kind of energy.
And not right away.
I was like, from day one, like, the fuck is this?
You know, and it was always weird and it was always off-putting.
It was always, there was just always something about it that I didn't like.
And I just like, I keep saying, this guy has no ability whatsoever to tell a story in a way that promotes intrigue or interest.
He has like, I listen to this as background and the information compiled in my brain.
I know what he's saying.
And I know it's an interesting story because I'm about to tell you about it.
And he has absolutely no fucking ability to deliver that information in a way that makes anybody give a shit.
So let me just sum this up for this fucking loser.
Merch alleges that Nicholas Ricada, when he was swinging, encountered Dagger Pussy.
Dagger Pussy is this frumpy retard that Ethan Ralph is with.
He alleges that Nick Ricada attempted to pawn her off on him because apparently she's like a clout chasing horror.
She's like 25.
I think she's been, she tried to get up with Ice Poseidon.
Like she's been passed around.
And when she was with Ricada, Merch tried to, or Nick tried to get her to pawn her off onto him.
Like she asked him, like, hey, do you know anybody who needs like a girl that has like an audience?
So apparently Nick Ricada was like, um merch, Question Mark, Mersh might tap it.
So Nick Ricada tried to get her to hook up with Mersh and Mersh said no.
Merch saw this girl and this guy said no no, thank you.
Which is like whoa buddy oh wait, wait.
Oh, when I somebody sent me five dollars last stream and said look, i'm gonna give you five dollars but you absolutely cannot spend this on computer parts.
So when I was like panic, buying off of Amazon to fix my computer, I put that five dollars towards something good.
So when, if merch is not willing to your used goods, that is Say, whoa, wait, I gotta do it right.
Whoa, buddy.
Okay, I got the triangle.
It is merch, so it's thematically relevant, right?
Um, so merched up.
So Ricada could not palm this bitch off on fucking merch.
And uh, and um, after that, I guess she meow meow, like this woman's like a fart.
I don't know how else to put it.
I'm trying not to be gross, but she's like a fucking wet fart that was released in this room.
Nick Lakeda wafted her around.
Merch was like, ew, God, no.
And then Ethan Ralph was the one who picked up what was being put down and says, okay, I'm going to show the internet that I'm a cool young dude still.
I still got it because I'm going to be fucking with this bitch, this young hoe, and get all get all the gay logs and hate is jealous and shit.
So her various lore is now slowly coming out.
Like she's known.
People know of her.
She apparently exists for like a one and done for anybody desperate enough to hit that, knowing where that's been.
And Ralph, Ralph, nobody's talked about her.
She has like no, despite having banged half the sector at this point and being and had been passed off by Nick Ricada, nobody has ever heard of her.
And Ralph is the one who is like, yeah, she's my girlfriend now.
She's my girl.
She couldn't even get Mersh to fuck her.
And Ralph is the one who's now like, she's my girlfriend.
Buddy.
Buddy.
That's not good.
That doesn't bode well.
Let's see what this clip is.
Dude, I know it's so hard to even try to condescend because he married May.
He married a woman who fucked Digibro and put his makeup on and watched his lollycon hentai and did reviews of it with him.
And he married her.
It's like you can't even like, yeah, that's my fucking dagger pussy bitch.
What are you going to do about it?
Like, is this even an upgrade from Bay?
Like, what are we?
The quantifications required to evaluate if a dagger pussy is a higher quality steed than May Ralph is beyond my abilities.
Even I, as the locale poo bar of the Kiwi Farms, I lack the quantitative tools necessary to do such a esoteric calculation.
Okay.
you gotta pull out like a gematria calculator for this one it's true it's true it's true Ralph also told Queen Cafalz he would motorboat those tranny tits.
That was like his exact words.
Like, you know, I was like, God, damn, those are some titties.
I'll fucking motorboat those tranny tits.
Like, that's why he said live on fucking air.
That's the that's the quality of woman, quote unquote, that we're dealing with when it comes to the Ralpha male.
Okay.
Vince draw knows.
I hate to keep interrupting this, but Finster Ralph?
Huh?
That's a new exciting direction for the Ralph Arc to go.
Ralph Arc is getting kind of stale.
This is like a repeat.
Finster Ralph, now we're fucking talking.
That's cooking with grease.
Hey, you know what?
Call in.
No, no.
Call in, nigga.
No, no, no.
It's not.
I'm so excited.
What do I think about it?
No, you know what?
Call in.
I know you're allergic to, like, you know, big moments or whatever, but if you were to call in right now, it would be a big moment.
So, I know you may not understand that.
Oh.
This is, um, when was this aired?
Was this the stream?
No, it's not.
So Mersh apparently sent something to her, and Ralph got really fucking pissed off about it.
So that's why he was alluding to Ralph not being in the conversation.
I was like, is this after the stream I tried to play was after this?
This is where Ralph loses his shit.
By the way,
lore I missed is that Ralph said her name on stream, which is how she got instantly doxxed because she's the only 20 something year old female in the state of Florida with the first name Brixton, which.
which is just the worst name possible for anybody.
Never mind a woman.
So he instantly doxed her because she has a super unique name that might as well be a fucking password.
And apparently she also has history trying to hook up with the cometown guys.
Also, which I think is now called the Adam Friedlands Show.
Fucking dude.
Nigga, don't fuck with me.
Help you.
You know what?
If you're listening right now, get the fuck out of my face.
If you're listening right now, know who the fuck is fucking with.
He has to yell at her.
Watch this again.
I'll play this again.
She starts smiling when he starts rage, hollering, rage figuing at the camera, and he can see her in the camera.
So he has to like tell her, stop laughing on camera while I'm trying to be cool and tough.
If you're listening right now, get the fuck out of my face.
Doxing Unique Names as Passwords00:04:47
If you're listening right now, no.
And she's smiling because this is like internet drama that gets her attention.
And that's what she wants.
And so pull it back in.
Now, fuck off.
I'm talking to you personally.
No, no.
I'm speaking to you personally and you need to, no, I don't give a, shut the fuck up.
You need to reel it back in.
You can hear her laugh every time he threatens her.
That would be the worst thing for you possible if you fuck with me.
And I'm getting close to feeling like you're fucking with me.
And so if I feel like that, other people feel like that.
And you would not like it if I actually believe that.
And so shut your fucking mouth before I fucked your whole fucking life up, Mother Hooper.
I love that.
I love it.
And one more time.
Come on, chat.
If I feel like that, other people feel like that.
And you would not like it if I actually believe that.
And so shut your fucking mouth before I fucked your whole fucking life up, Mother Hooper.
He is so mad, but so emotionally compromised at the same time that he tries to scream, but he's on the verge of tears.
So his vocal cords can no longer formulate screaming.
And he's gassed himself.
He does that thing where it's like when you're choked up and he's when he's just pushing air through his vocal cords, but they're not making noises anymore.
He's just like a deflating balloon because he's like so close to crying.
It's honestly, I've never seen that in Ralph because he just realized he thought he just got some banging ass dag of pusse.
Okay.
And he thought us is going to epically own the A-logs.
And then she shows him a message from Murray saying, hey, yo, just so you know, Nick Ricada tried to pass that off like a stinky blunt.
And I said, no, thanks.
Just letting you know, home slice.
And now he's like, fuck.
Nobody's going to think I'm cool.
Nobody's, it's over.
This, this gambit has already ended.
You guys.
So take that for what it's worth.
And any other thing that I have to fucking say on air, everybody on this fucking planet will know about it, motherfucker.
Don't send me any fucking cocksucking DMs.
Deal.
And I've shown you a big deal before.
So shut this up.
Oh, by the way, he ran out of bandwidth on his phone.
And they had to start broadcasting from hers.
And she was even like, I don't want you to use my phone bandwidth.
So that's why the connection so shit.
Your goddamn fucking mouth before I make you regret being born.
Cock sucking motherfucker.
And I'll leave it there.
So this is don't end the stream.
Anyway, there it is.
My thoughts.
My thoughts are, I like to.
Yeah, I know.
Rip my eyes.
Rip my desk.
Who is he talking to?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She has no idea.
Anyway, go ahead.
Let me look at the chat.
Okay.
The other one.
That's the good part.
So true.
Yeah, so true.
So true.
I have no idea who I was talking about.
No clue.
I'm totally, I'm crazy.
I'm crazy.
I have no idea who I was talking about at all.
Yeah, I'm crazy.
Go ahead.
Number one, Ralph Amel says, let's be honest, Ralph, she'd fuck Dick Masterson, but she'll never fuck you unless you pay her.
Please.
First time I would ever say that.
I don't know why it didn't pop.
It's like some next level thing where when you stream, you have to like you put the chat on your screen and it's like right over your fucking face.
And your chat's so slow that people calling you a desperate old man that has to pay for sex from frumpy autistic girls just slaps you right on your fucking face.
And you just sit there for like seconds at a time talking with this message emblazoned on your face by your own design.
And that's your life.
It's incredible.
So speaking of Nick Ricada, when Nick was done pawning off dagger pussés onto Merch, he got into a little bit of a kerfuffle with a man named Aaron M. Hall.
Now, I will be very light on details for this because apparently I got a lot wrong the last time I talked about Aaron.
And to be quite honest, I just don't give enough of a fuck to look it up.
Aaron Hall Legal Mindset Cracks00:15:24
Basically, Aaron got into trouble for revenge pornography against Kayla Ricada because he sent a topless photo of her to a woman who I believe was live on air at the time or he was live on air, but it was very well documented.
It was a crime which was exceedingly well documented.
Aaron then had some sort of agreement and he ended up breaking it.
Okay.
He had an agreement with the state not to do something.
He did it.
It got him into more trouble.
And now the verdict of what should happen to him for the violation of his agreement has came in and he has to spend 15 days in jail.
Now he appealed and asked for two days at a time only on weekends and his appeal was denied.
So now the judge has ordered that he will spend eight consecutive days in jail for the crime of sending a nude image of Kayla Ricada to a party without her consent, which is a crime in the state of Minnesota.
So I will remind you here, the tally.
Aaron Imholt is going to jail for eight days.
Nick Ricada has successfully completed the conditions of his release, which means that he will no longer be faced with the threat of incarceration.
His 30 days of jail were waived and he will not be spending even a single second of time in jail, Stalker Child, which means that in the case of Minnesota, sending a picture of a woman that you slept with to another person,
which should not become public, but it was documented that it happened, is worth more time in jail than doing cocaine in front of your neglected children in a trash-filled home with a third woman in your maritable, marital, maritable, marital, marital, marital dead, in plain view of your children.
That deserves no jail time.
So Aaron Imholt going to jail.
Nick Ricada, possibly not going to jail.
He's still on like a suspended release.
So if he commits other crimes that he is found in violation of during the next four years or so, he can go to jail.
But he is no longer facing jail time unless he commits more offenses.
This is how he dressed to talk to his audience.
Just the greasiest, sleaziest looking fucking guy I have ever seen.
Just like completely embraces the grease, embraces the greasiness.
He just thinks he's the coolest fucking sleaze bag that's ever lived.
And he has reason to be happy.
He has reason to celebrate because now his live streams are breaking killstream numbers.
Nick Ricada has finally climbed high enough to sit on the level of the Ethan Ralph, one of the best entertainers who has ever lived.
So they each have about 480 viewers here.
Really big day, especially on the news.
You know, it's that bump, that Aaron bump, the knowing that, the knowing that you've done something.
What kind of something do you think here, Chad?
What do you think that this constitutes as?
I think that this constitutes a total baldo victory.
Here we have our winner.
Yes, you've jeopardized your marriage.
Yes, you've traumatized your children.
Yes, you put them in harm's way, but you fucked that nigga's bitch and he went to jail for it.
Can you believe it?
Sucks to be Aaron.
Sucks to be that guy.
Wow.
His whole, his breakthrough into the sector was coming onto the keynote casing casino and being like, yes, I was violently cuckholded.
Yes, I've tasted my enemies come.
Yes, I lost my girlfriend to him.
Yes, I've gone to, now, many, many months later, yes, I've gone to jail as a result of my squabble with him, which could have been avoided by simply hiding my face in shame, which is probably what I should have done to begin with.
Okay, enough of him.
Get away from me.
I hate talking about Nick.
He's just like all the all the purity, all the joy.
It's like talking about somebody who's like a sex offender now.
It's just like, you're just like this miserable cunt.
You're fucking gross.
You look gross.
You act gross.
The shit you say is gross.
What you've done is gross.
It's just like, I hate fucking, I hate thinking about you at this point.
But we will, we will appeal any decisions adverse to the public interest all the way up to the Supreme Court.
So you're not going to, I hope you get sick of me, motherfucker, because we're not going away.
Is this guy like actually trying to a-log me?
Where's the 5k?
5k is in the bank account.
Some of it has been spent on Oliver Bromke.
It's currently in court.
They're fighting it, but we're going to keep fighting it.
I don't know what you're hoping for me to say.
It takes a long time.
You can actually go to the thread.
Here, watch.
See if you can find Rakeda.
Actually, it's Harden, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yes, this is it.
You just search Harden in that.
You'll find the Matthew Harden B, Eric Tulafsson, Minnesota case.
This is the body cam lawsuit.
If you want to follow the news on this, you can.
If anything is filed, that's by a party that's not Harden, that gets paid from the 5K.
There you go.
Next.
This I have not prepared for.
I usually like to at least listen to streams and clips before I play them, but this came out of nowhere.
I didn't have an idea of what to do about it.
So now I'm just kind of coming in here a little bit blind.
And I'm just swinging away as I do.
So Legal Mindset, who is the successor to Nick Ricada, question mark.
Legal Mindset came after Ricada became really popular.
He initially started his channel talking a lot about VTuber drama, if I remember correctly.
He's an expat living in like Thailand or Vietnam or something.
I think Korea even.
And he's got a wonky eye.
He actually sent me a message and I didn't know who it was.
So I was confused, but he sent me a message asking about Destiny, which was strange to me.
I didn't respond because I didn't know who he was on my signal.
But by the way, the Destiny lawsuit is going horrifically for Pixie.
And if she loses, that's expected at this point because her lawyers are apparently incompetent.
And they've been more hostile towards me than they have been to Destiny.
And it's like even like beneficial witnesses that want to help her case, they're just like insane towards.
And the last thing that they did, I don't even know if I mentioned this on stream.
The last thing they did is they tried to subpoena Melina from Sweden.
And not just like, like usually what you do is you voluntarily ask these people to give testimony, especially if they're outside the U.S.
But they're trying to force under the Haag Convention, the courts of Sweden to compel Melina to testify in an American civil case regarding revenge pornography, which is a insane move.
The way I feel about that, by the way, before I talk about law tubers, Sean or whatever the fuck.
No, not Sean.
Legal mindset.
The filing that they did to subpoena her in Sweden is something that on its face you can do, but is insane to even try and will probably get rejected, especially because they didn't show that they had contacted her, that she's evading them, that she has relevant testimony.
Like they didn't even give justification for why they should do this.
So it's really unknown to everybody what the fuck they're trying to do.
I'm just trying to, I'm trying to set you down like real gentle on this, okay?
I've been telling people what I've been hearing from lawyers about the Destiny lawsuit.
Nothing about it is good.
Her lawyers appear to be doing some sort of publicity stunt.
They are definitely, according to the opinions of people who I trust, they are not handling the case in a way that is ultimately going to lead to success.
Unlikely to.
Whereas Destiny's lawyer is like one of the most high-priced big, big dick niggas ever, right?
From LA.
Like they handle like celebrity lawsuits and shit.
And Destiny's hired him to handle this.
And they're doing a great job and catching the Pixies attorneys up on everything all the time.
So the people in that thread are like on some sort of a log fucking hypno juice.
And I've had frustrations with them in the past because before like they keep, okay, here's frustration.
Fuck it.
Get rid of what's his face.
We're not talking to him.
Frustration number one that I had with them is that apparently at some point, Destiny either alluded to or said outright that he had been raped as a child, which isn't very funny.
Saying Destiny has been raped as a child not only makes him look sympathetic, it also makes him look like it explains, it gives him an excuse for some of the stuff that he's done because he's been raped as a child.
I'm not saying that it gives him a good excuse.
I'm just saying that it gives him a excuse.
Okay.
So it makes him look sympathetic.
And it's not funny.
That's the main thing.
It's not funny.
Inside the Destiny thread, they make a deliberate effort every single post to remind the reader that Destiny was raped as a child, which is not funny.
It is actually extremely bizarre to insist and gallivant and laugh at the fact that somebody was raped as a child.
That's a bit fucked up.
So when you're trying to paint somebody as a bad guy and you're going, Teehee, who, haha, you were raped as a little boy.
Teehee, you were forced to suck cock as a child.
Raped.
Raped or raped as a child.
Ah, he.
Like, that just makes you look real fucking weird to people.
They think, oh, what's going on with this Destiny case?
And they go in up and says, so Destiny, who was raped as a child, by the way, like immediately you've lost that random person trying to read about the Destiny thread.
Okay.
Yeah, he's raped.
He was molested.
His rights were violated as an innocent, naive child.
Like that doesn't work.
You can't do that.
It's not funny.
But I told them that.
And you know what they think?
Who's the stick in the mud?
Why is this guy that runs the form such a moral fag?
He's like a bad guy and he like does bad things.
So therefore, we're going to laugh at him for being raped as a child.
Anyway, so I gave up on that shit.
Like, fuck it.
I can't convince these people to stop doing that.
So I yield at that point.
And then the other thing was that they kept calling him a pedophile.
And it's like, do you have any fucking evidence that this guy is a pedophile?
You keep calling.
That was the other thing.
Destiny, who was raped as a child and also a pedophile.
And their evidence, you know what their evidence was for this?
That he was raped as a child.
He was molested.
So the chances of him being a pedophile are higher than the average person.
He was raped as a child.
And he's sexually, what's the word?
Promiscuous.
He's sexually promiscuous.
So it's like, if he had access to a child, he'd probably molest it because he's a molester and also he's sexually promiscuous.
So therefore, he probably wouldn't ask too many questions if presented with a child, which is like, that's not grounds to like call him a pedophile.
And then the shit with Rose came out where she was like demonstrably like six months to turning 18 when he was sexting her.
So now he's a confirmed 100% child rapist.
She was 17 years old, 11 months, 31 days, 59 or 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds old.
You sick fuck.
And now he's a confirmed 100% pedophile.
So we're going to keep calling him the rape pedophile over and over again.
And then everything that files in this court is like, you saw this a lot with, God, what was it?
Oh, fuck, Vic Lasagna.
You saw this with the Vic Lasagna case, where any filing that Ty Beard made, it's like, swoosh, nothing but net.
Swoosh, nothing but net.
Swoosh.
Another grand slam from Ty Beard Esquire.
Vic Lasagna got this one in the bag, baby.
That's the cleanest court filing I've ever done.
Did see?
This is a show-in.
And then what happened with that?
Oh, he got raped to death.
He lost his entire, like, I don't know.
I guess he got his career back, but he owes like $500,000 to people who tried to ruin him.
Like, I don't know.
That's what happened with that.
So it's like the same thing with this, though.
It's like every filing that Pixis, oh, goddamn, goddamn, Picks' attorneys is going all the way to then hogs to get a court order in Sweden.
Melina going to be kicked or dragged kicking and screaming all the way back to the US of A to give her testimony.
God damn, goddamn B's Lois is so good.
It's like, are you fucking retarded?
That's not happening.
What planet do you live on where this is a thing that can occur?
Where the Hodgkin mention is going to drag somebody from Sweden to testify in a civil case that she probably just wants to forget about at this point.
And it's just like, you're drunk.
You lost it.
You lost the plot.
The Kiwi Farms, the forum is supposed to be a critical place.
We're supposed to sit down and we're supposed to critically review the things in front of us to analyze and perhaps come to a conclusion that other communities wouldn't.
And if you're completely overtuned to being against somebody, you'll miss the forest for the trees.
And it's like, it's not going well.
Ideally, you would have a litany of witnesses to say this happened to me.
This happened to me.
This happened to me.
But it's not.
Where's Rose at in this lawsuit?
She's not giving testimony.
Where's Melina in this lawsuit?
She's not giving testimony.
And that's why they have to fucking subpoena her from fucking Sweden because she's not giving testimony voluntarily.
That's what that tells me that they tried to get her to testify.
And she said, I don't want fucking anything to do with this.
I want to move on.
So now it's like, okay, now it happens.
So that's the update with Destiny.
And it frustrates me when I try to be the voice of reason sometimes.
I have to stop, especially when it's a thread that I read.
I read the Destiny thread.
It's directly related to my interests.
Because he threatens me and he talks about us sometimes.
So it's like, I follow the Destiny stuff.
But, you know, when I read it, it's like, I'm not getting useful information here because you guys are like real drunk on this shit.
And perhaps you should tone it the fuck down a bit and be a bit more sane and rational.
Cool.
Everyone act professional.
Subpoenaing Destiny from Sweden00:15:07
Look, I'm not saying act professional.
You don't got to be a suit and tie nigga.
Okay.
You just got to calm the fuck down a little bit.
Anyways, what's his face?
Legal mindset.
Okay, so here's the gist.
Okay.
Apparently, legal mindset is cracked the fuck out in this stream.
They're believing that he's taking meth because that's popular in Asia.
Let's see.
This is the right stream, right?
Okay.
I will read through the highlights, but this guy clipped them for me.
So I will watch a couple of these.
They're each like a minute long.
Okay.
Legal dick sucker, which if you don't remember, Ralph cut one of the shittiest promos ever in human.
Just as a brief aside, Ralph cut one of the shittiest promos ever in human history.
This was like when he was briefly trying to suck up to Nick Ricada at some point.
And Nick Ricada had beef with legal mindset because Nick Ricada believes that everybody who talks about court filings on the internet is now his personal property because he's retarded.
So Ralph saw that Nick Ricado was having beef with legal mindset and then had to make fun, kind like a promo making fun of legal mindset.
And of course, he doesn't know who legal mindset is.
He has no legal opinions.
And he just goes off the cuff and is like making fun of his name by going, legal mindset, legal mindset.
More like legal dick sucker, bitch.
And it was like the lamest thing ever, but it was so lame it like broke.
It like had like an underflow and it became super funny.
So now everyone just refers to him as legal mindset in alternating caps because of this extremely shitty video that Ralph did.
Anyways, let's watch this.
Legal dick sucker calls himself Charlie Kirk of Thailand and says that he's being stalked by Antifa.
Okay.
But yeah, no, it's been crazy.
And it's all because of shot collars and Hassan.
This is a trending topic.
It's going crazy.
People are pissed off about it.
And Antifa, most of all, is going to be pissed off with my proposition for shot collaring Hassan and shot collaring prisoners like Antifa in the U.S. That's something that Donald Trump can get on right away and make a huge change in the prison system in the United States.
It's a massive change.
Did he just say that we should put shot collars on prisoners?
Is that what he just said?
Prisoners like Antifa is going to be pissed off with my proposition for shot collaring Hassan and shot collaring prisoners like Antifa in the U.S. That's something that Donald Trump can get on right away.
Is he being serious?
What?
And make a huge change in the prison system in the United States.
It's a massive change, but it's going to piss a lot of people off.
It's going to make people angry.
People are going to come at me.
But hey, listen.
Yeah, I mean, that is a fucking absurd proposition.
We do have a right from cruel and unusual punishment.
Treating people like treating people like June Lapine is cruel and unusual.
Okay.
I speak the truth and I speak for freedom.
And if I'm dying for truth and freedom, then I'm dying for truth and freedom.
If I'm the Charlie Kirk of Thailand, you know, the Thailand version of Charlie Kirk, that's what it is, right?
I can't believe he actually says that.
You know, I'm willing to die for that.
I'm willing to stick up for truth and freedom because I'm an American.
I'm a red-blooded American, a little bit of a rebel, a little bit of a pirate.
But that's what I am.
That's who I am.
I'm very real.
Today is going to be the most real live ever.
My fast facts was so real.
There's stuff that came out that I didn't even, honestly, it's not very professional to me.
It's very different.
And I want you guys to tell me when you watch the fast facts and after days live, if you like this new style or not, tell me in the comments of me just being very real with you.
You know, I tried to stick to the law, but today, because of what's been happening to me over the last three days and how crazy it's been, how unbelievable it's been, it's a little more emotional because it's been emotional for me to have people stalking me and tracking me and coming after me, these Antifa, crazy, woke white women and their thug allies that they're probably hired by Soros money to be coming after me.
Buddy, you moved to Thailand or South Korea because you needed the yellow vagina.
Okay.
You needed some slant pussy.
I don't think there are white women in South Korea.
I think you're fine on this.
I don't think that George Soros is going to be sending over boatloads of white women to Asia to get you.
But listen, man, I'm willing to stick up for truth and freedom.
And I'm not going to let these woke, you know, these woke women and these Soros thugs and Antifa stop me.
Why is white woman involved in this at all?
Where did the white woman mob come from?
You think you'd like pan outside and there'd be like gallows erected by white women with nooses and shit.
They're coming for him.
I'm going to speak the truth.
I'm going to speak up and no one's going to stop me to do that.
No amount of Soros money is going to stop that.
No amount of CCP, commie, you know, leftist stuff.
No amount of Hassan Piker, the golden boy.
None of these people are going to stop me.
From saying that we should put shot collars on American prisoners?
Who's okay?
I guess we'll keep going.
Legal Dick Sucker says that if he gets taken out to look into Antifa, Hassan people and their local allies, allies, and says that after Charlie Kirk's death, he found faith in God again convenient.
Okay, I'll play this one.
By the way, Legal Mindsets were taken out.
If I get taken out, you know who it is, right?
It's look into the Antifa people, the San people, and then their local allies, right?
So whoever they hired locally, look into that because they're going to have to hire some local people, maybe whatever.
I don't know, the mob or something like that.
Look into that.
Look into who took me out.
I know there's some people out there that watch my channel all over the world.
We've got almost 400,000 subscribers right now.
A lot of people know people, right?
So, you know, talk to the people that know people and figure out who killed Legal Mindset, right?
Because that'll be the thing.
It's like, who killed Legal Mindset?
I'm joking about it.
Because you have to joke about stuff like this.
If you don't joke and have fun and take it, what are you going to go sit there and cry all day?
Right.
You know, every day we live and we know we can die.
Right.
And one thing I haven't talked about, I'm going to talk about this on the locals, especially after Charlie Kirk is I, and this is something, once again, I'm not going to turn into like a preaching YouTube channel here, but and I want to just bring this out.
After Charlie Kirk, I found my faith in God again.
I grew up a Christian.
And after that, it kind of woke up in me.
Can we agree that this is cringe?
Am I allowed to say that?
It's cringe.
Look, okay, Charlie Kirk should not be why you find religion.
Me again.
And, you know, very non-traditional.
I'm very different.
And I'm not, you know, somebody everybody's going to agree with.
And I'm not going to turn this into a gospel channel.
Might talk about locals with like private conversation on locals only, but, you know, it's something that, you know, when you have faith, right, you're not afraid of dying, right?
You're not afraid of dying.
You know, it's a different thing.
And you feel free.
You feel very free.
But anyways, I've been listening to Streetlight Manifesto recently.
It's because I've been programming.
When I program, I always have music on or something.
And I wanted to switch it up a bit.
So when I was a teenager, I was really big into Street Life Manifesto, which is ska music, which is lots of brass, weird, whiny vocals.
There's a couple songs I really like by them, like When We Fall.
There's another one.
Let me see.
There's a lyric that I really like where it's like, I'll draw your bath and I'll load your gun, but I'll hope so bad that you swim and hunt or bathe and hunt.
What's the name of the song?
Is it in everything like that bass or bass or whatever?
God, it is gay.
Don't worry.
Is it point counterpoint?
No, I don't think so.
Oh, a better place, a better time.
That's my favorite song by them.
Anyways, look, I know my taste in music is cringe.
I haven't listened to them in over 10 years.
And for some reason, I just thought, hey, Street Light Manifesto, there's a couple songs I like by them.
So I put on like their artist mix.
Every single song, literally every single song they have ever made is anti-religious.
And I'm like, I'm like eight songs into this playlist.
I'm like, holy shit.
Find something else to sing about.
Every single song is like a big fedora tip.
I'm like, I don't remember every single song like being this.
What the fuck?
But literally, you can pick, you go to their album and pick any song and wait for it to get anti-religious.
Every single song is weird like that.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I don't remember this at all.
Ska is punk.
Well, I remember there was a time where there were Nazi punks.
In fact, you had to sing Nazi punks.
Fuck off.
Nazi punks.
Fuck off.
Like that, because there were Nazi punks.
Where are the Nazi?
Where's the Nazi sky at?
Is that the mighty bass tones?
The mighty bass tones more like it.
I'm going to say that they're the Nazi Ska band.
Okay.
Okay.
Legal Deck Soccer talks about his knowledge of psychology and how he doesn't give a fuck about the haters.
Plays a clip of Shondo to own the haters.
Okay, from the catch the TV cam would be free.
Awesome.
Catch it, Raven said.
Time for some healthy legal talking.
That's right.
And some non-legal talk.
I'm gonna talk about Mudang today.
A lot of people don't know about Mudang.
They go learn about Mudang today.
We're learning about Mudang today.
A lot of people ask about Mudang and why I love Mudang.
And I did a deep psychological analysis because people don't know this about me, but I know psychology very well.
I've studied psychology very well, human psychology, other stuff.
Like I'm really an expert with psychology.
I think I actually may have depression.
So I've been looking into that and the symptoms of depression and how to treat that and deal with that in a thoughtful way.
And for myself and for others that I care about that may have that.
So yeah, I've been doing a lot of that.
So there's going to be a lot of non-legal yapping today.
So hopefully you guys like that.
If you don't, then get the hell out of here.
I don't care.
I don't care about your opinions.
I've really stopped caring about haters.
Haters are going to hate.
I'm going to have haters no matter what, especially after today.
I'm going to have a legion of haters because there's going to be many things I'm going to say that are going to piss people off.
Like today, I'm going to finally confess the sin that all of my people that have been trying to come for me a long time that I'm a heterosexual male who likes women.
I know that's a sin in modern.
Why is this like a talking point?
Literally, no one gives a fuck.
Nobody.
Nobody's like the whole thing where it's like I'm a straight white male is like that was like 2017.
Why is it the talking point?
Society to like hot women, but I am not afraid of that sin.
Hold on.
We got, don't we have Shondo talking about that?
Oh my god.
This is the Shondo clip.
Oh my God.
I'm going to have to hear a British baby voice explain.
Actually, guys, if you were to rate Cheltered as a straight white man, that's actually super bass.
Thank you for the super chat.
I'm going to have to listen to this.
That's going to happen on my screen.
This is a Shondo clip.
God, I can find that.
Mega-based.
Here we go.
Not a sin.
I cannot absolve you.
Mega-based.
It is not indeed a sin to like hot women.
That's sacrilege.
That's worse than the fucking Tranny spray painting the Canterbury Cathedral.
See, this is like the new challenge.
You're a teenager and you listen to Street Life Manifesto and you're like, yeah, bro, I'm not afraid of death.
I'm not afraid of what comes after death, bro.
Because like honk honk on my tuba and the ska music, bro.
Like that's that's like your brain as a teenager.
And then you're an adult and you're like, the lolly, the lolly V tuber has found Christ and so have I.
And I'm like, oh fuck, bro.
Do I have to be on your team?
You smell, you smell like sweat and beer.
Why we're on the no, really?
Us, me, and then the lollycon and the yellow fever.
Say, no, okay.
Ah, geez, dude.
Legal dick sucker says that he is lazy with his content because he's a big picture guy who likes to operate in gray areas.
I don't give a shit.
Sees out a cheddar because they called the stuffed animal behind him a lizard.
Dick sucker talks about Johnny Somali and Antifa white women stalking him.
Okay, we heard about that.
Legal dick sucker says that YouTube should ban the word Nazi and fascist.
Okay, let's hear that.
SM says, is it bad enough to consider making the word Nazi and fascist in the same parental guidelines categories of their unspeakable words?
Yeah, why not?
I mean, I don't think I agree with you.
I don't think they should be allowed to say those words.
And I actually think YouTube should change their rules to ban people from saying those words.
If they want to ban other stuff, you know, they want to be fair to conservatives.
Let's be fair to conservatives.
Oh, so his old go east stuff.
Did he have like a pickup artist era like the Carl Jobs guy?
And he was like, white man, white man, come home.
Your home is in Japan and Vietnam and Thailand and South Korea and the Philippines.
Huatman, come home.
And now he's like embarrassed by that.
And so that's why the white women are pissed off at him because he's got yellow fever.
I see, listen, I'm going to give a hot take.
And wait, hold up.
Let me find this picture.
Okay, here we go.
Let me put this up here so everybody knows what a fucking hero I am.
Yellow pussy is not based.
Yellow pussy is giving up.
You go to a third world country to buy a desperate nong woman, not when you are a economically free male who can roam the world.
You go to Asian countries to buy nong pussies and a trad wife because you've given up.
Okay.
And look, I know she's fucking trad.
You know why she's trad?
She lives in a village where they cook crickets to eat because they don't have money or food.
She's been cooking and cleaning since she was old enough to hold a broom because her parents work all day in the rice field and she doesn't have the liberty to not take care of children because her parents both have to work in the rice field all day.
And as soon as she was able to take care of the kids, she was forced to.
She knows how to cook because she has no choice.
She can't order takeout.
She takes care of the kids because that's what she's been doing since she was five years old.
Okay.
It's not like some huge triumph to find a trad wife in Asia.
That's just the, that's just what they have.
They don't have the liberty to not be trad.
Okay.
What about in Japan?
Notice, by the way, that these people with yellow fever never ever go to Japan for hookups because guess what?
The women there fucking work and they're not trad and they cannot be easily bought because they probably make more money than you.
That's the reality.
That's why they, that's why they go in South Korea, by the way.
South Korea does have money, but they're poor compared to the United States.
Trad Wives in Asia and Yellow Fever00:15:39
And men in South Korea are so horrific that even legal mindset is like a straight upgrade.
Okay.
Sure, they're in that post-industrial era, but the South Korean man is like jeet tier.
If you ever want to see some fucking horror stories, read about South Korean men.
Find some stories about South Korean men.
And now you'll understand.
You'll read these stories about South Korean men and the shit they do.
And you'll be like, oh yeah, that's why they're like a feminist cult.
That literally like elects a woman in like a cult.
Okay, I understand now.
I get it.
So you're banning a bunch of words that are mean to woke people.
Okay, now banned Nazi and fascists.
You want to be fair?
You want to be fair?
Now, social media, you can't use those words.
So Twitter, X, all social media, ban Nazi and fascist.
One time I was getting my hair cut and there was a woman getting her hair cut next to me.
We were both white, but this was in Buffalo, New York.
So I think the hairdressers were black.
They were black because I remember the black lady cutting my hair.
She had poofy hair like a fro.
And I'm like, do you have to like style your hair to look like that?
And she like laughed at me and said, no, it's just how it grows.
I was like, oh, that's interesting.
Because she had like really curly black hair.
And she thought it was funny that I didn't know it just grows like that.
I thought she had like curler or something, but no, it just grows in like a, like a cheap hat.
But the white woman next to me, she was talking to her hairdresser and she was talking about how she loves Puerto Rican men because they're so fiery.
And then within the span of this hour-long session, just getting my hair cut, at some point she talked about how her last boyfriend was like, this was not like A and then B.
She said A.
And then much later, she disclosed this point.
She said that her last boyfriend was Puerto Rican and he committed suicide after their breakup because by getting on his motorcycle and driving into oncoming traffic at like 100 miles an hour.
So that's how spicy they get.
It's very spicy.
Go ahead.
You want to be fair, right?
You say you're being fair.
Now, YouTube is lying.
By the way, YouTube still will not give me my silver plaque and still will not explain.
I let my hair grow out for a year at a time and then I get it cut all at once.
So that's why there's pictures of me with like longer hair because I only get it cut like once a year.
I've been doing it more now, but back in the day when I was in my 20s, I would let a girl out.
So it takes a while to get it done.
Why?
And it's because I said I literally read the definition of a drug during COVID and YouTube will still not give me my silver plaque because they put me in a secret naughty boy camp, which they don't want to tell anybody about because I'm hating on Hassan and I'm too based, right?
But they're really discriminating based on shadow bans.
It's not just removing channels.
It's shadow bans and algorithm suppression.
YouTube is algorithm suppressioning me.
They're keeping away my plaque.
This is just what's happening, right?
And they're trying to, Alphabet Corp is trying to keep that secret, but it's going to come out eventually.
It's Congress and them are going to investigate you over this.
And it's going to come out that you're algorithm suppressing people.
So how about you stop?
Mr. Suck Deke Dick shit, CEO of YouTube.
Is it true that you never gave legal mindset his silver plaque?
And then they pan over.
It's on C-SPAN.
They cut to Suck Deke Dick shit.
And he's like visibly sweating, like bolts of sweat coming down his head, nervously shaking.
And he has to go, no, my good sir.
You see, it was an oversight, saw.
It wasn't, we will fix it immediately, saw.
I promise you that we will get him his silver play button to whatever Asian shit told he comes from right to the second saw.
I promise it was just a minor inconvenience.
Saw.
Stop doing it.
I know that the big corporations are still run by mostly woke people, right?
Which is why this is dangerous for me.
Why this is so dangerous.
Yeah, we will redeem this.
DI, ESG, and wokeness.
I've been against this forever.
I think it's a plight on the world.
I think the world is a worse place for wokeness.
It ruins everybody.
It turns brother against brother, sister against sister.
It's horrible.
It's detrimental.
We need to get rid of ESG and DEI and all this woke stuff.
Let's make women hot again, right?
Come on.
Let's make women hot again.
Let's make it cool for women to be hot, right?
That'll be nice, right?
We just got hot girls everywhere.
Let's do that.
We'll get hot girls summer, right?
Well, we'll have to wait till next year, but they have a lot of time to get into shape, right?
A lot of time to get in shape.
I tried this.
I have this new gym thing.
What the fuck?
What is it called?
It's like the electric thing where you do the electric shock stuff.
And apparently it looks really good.
It works really good in your core.
Nigga, listen, if you want to self-improve and do workouts, more power to you.
I'm not going to say, hey, that's a waste of time.
But if you're so fucking lazy that you're going to pay a chink to zap your body to force it to convulse so you don't actually have to do like a sit-up, why the fuck would you admit that on stream?
Just do a fucking sit-up.
It's free.
Just you can buy a tub of whey protein for basically nothing and do sit-ups for free.
Why are you paying somebody to shock you?
More muscles, stuff like that.
So maybe it can help the chonkers.
Even though, by the way, even if they're chonky, like Mudang, I still love them because I love Mudang, even though she's chonky.
But if you want to attract more muscles, like an anime thing, right?
Just it's not that hard.
Stop eating and, you know, do some gym.
I mean, the one I do takes 20 minutes once a week.
You can afford 20 minutes once a week.
But anyway, legal dick sucker says that he won't kill himself and goes into his love for Mudang.
I don't want to hear about him.
I don't want to see the underside of that fucking doll.
Okay.
Deeksucker salivates over Tifa from Final Fantasy VII.
I've already heard enough of that from Dick Masterson.
Legal dick sucker says that Pokemon is woke.
LM is 12 Chew is deep.
Uh, what the?
I don't even know what this is.
12 Chew.
Is that Pikachu?
I don't know.
I mean, I used to like Pikachu before Pikachu went woke, but yeah.
And Pikachu teaming up with DHS.
I'm gonna get you, Pokemon.
I'm gonna make, I'm gonna get rid of the P.
It is my mission to get rid of DI and ESG at Pokemon.
Okay, apparently, the Mudang thing is worth watching.
Thanks.
What's up?
My slam, which says, uh, so some of those mean, if you're on the news, that you self-deleted the deal.
But, um, but yeah, no, it's uh, it's a situation.
I have to have the, I have the fucking Kleenexes right here for fucking Mudang.
Buddy, I was making a joke.
You didn't need to say that, right?
I don't know why I love this fucking hippo so much.
Like, actually, I did think about it.
This is my psychology.
I self-analyze myself.
So, I grew up in a family of three brothers.
What?
Why would you segue?
I fucked this hippo plushie to let me tell you about my childhood.
Come on, buddy.
I never had a dog.
There was no like women female energy in my house.
I never had a dog.
Is that what he was going to say?
And I never got to fuck a dog.
And ordinarily, in every household with four boys, it is customary for the parents to buy a sexy Labrador retriever for the boys to fuck as they come of age.
I was denied these pleasures, and we had no sister either.
So we had no outlets.
But now, here in the safety of South Korea, we have Mudang and I have my Kleenexes for Mudang.
So I have a weakness for like good-hearted women, and Mudang symbolizes purity and goodness of heart.
Anime niggas, I'm begging you.
Tears in my eyes.
I don't give a shit if it's in a hippo anime.
Stop watching this shit.
Stop watching this anime shit.
Even if it's a fucking hippo.
Look at what it does.
Right.
In Thai, this is the second Thai lesson.
Jaidi, which is goodness of heart, Jai D.
And Mudang is Jaidi.
So that's why I like that.
By the way, let me explain this too.
Some of you don't.
Some of you don't know about Mudang.
So I'm explaining Mudang.
Mudang is a very cute pygmy hippopotamus.
I have a picture of her later.
I'm going to show you.
Right?
Very cute.
It's a real hippo.
It's a real hippo.
It's not even like an anime thing.
It's a real hippo.
Theoretically, it is possible for this man to get fucked up on so much methamphetamine that he breaks into a South Korea zoo and fucks this hippo.
Is that what I'm being told?
I may or may not sleep with this because it's so cute.
It's so cute.
This hat I like because it's like freedom and doing what you want and dressing what you want.
I like to wear whatever clothes I want and do whatever I want.
You guys would be shocked by my IRL style versus my suit style on my streams because I like to keep it professional here so everyone sees that I look like a lawyer, that I look like a professional.
But in real life, I like to wear fun clothes and do whatever I want to do.
I just think it's fun.
So Mudang likes fun too.
So I love Mudang.
Love Mudang so much.
And if you ever visit Thailand, go to the Kao Kiao Zoo, visit Mudang, go there, bring, you know, everyone will be happy, make a bunch of money here for something positive for Mudang, right?
We can support Mudang.
So yes.
She's a little chunkier now, but I still love her.
Even though she's a little chunky, still love her.
Okay.
What?
What?
I honestly don't know what to say to that.
Sorry, I'm trying to think of a good joke here, but I don't know what the fuck to say.
He has evidence of the white woman's self-chaosmash says, off topic is Antifa riots happening in Japan.
Yes, this is what I'm saying.
This is what I'm saying.
They're abroad.
They can get me in Thailand and they have been stalking me, right?
I have pictures to confirm it.
I've got everything else to confirm it.
You know, information.
I've called them out in person, you know, at one of the BTS stations by M Quarter, where is where I like to do my shopping, get clothes.
There were these two woke white women.
They're super ugly and mean looking and woke.
And I pointed at them because they're stalking me.
And I want to call them out so I know that somebody's stalking me.
Just point them out.
Okay.
I'm not like a drug expert by any means.
It is a symptom of methamphetamine abuse that you start having paranoid delusions, right?
Because I know that even bossman Jacqueline Krack, he gets really like suspicious of people super easily, right?
Like, hey, two people, I see them right there.
There were these woke women stalking me.
Point them out.
And they got scared.
Like, because they're so weird.
They're so easily excitable.
Like, woke women just scare right away.
Like, oh, but I wrestle my Jimmy Zoo because I'm a woke white woman.
Oh, I'm so woke, right?
What the fuck?
That's what they did.
And they ran off, right?
Because they're afraid of, you know, real men, real masculine men.
What the fuck?
This is what it is because I'm just a person that calls out bullshit.
When I see bullshit, when I see people following me, whatever, I just point and call them out.
I'm like, oh, yeah, that guy's following me.
That guy's following me.
Right.
So they all know that I know that they, I know what they're doing, right?
This thing has fucking lost it.
I thought maybe he was like doing a thing for a while.
No, this, this is fuck.
What the fuck?
Of course, they can easily hire local people.
It's very cheap.
The labor costs are cheap.
So you can just hire local people to kind of keep an eye on me for when they want to do the op, right?
Kill him?
He's alleging that they're going to kill him.
I've watched a Swid games.
I know how easy it is to assassinate people in South Korea.
They would just do it.
Legal DeckSucker says that he has hacker friends who will find your dirty pictures if you insult the hippo.
John Common says, I just made a dirty picture of you.
Okay.
I have a team of specialists.
Okay, that's digital specialists.
I have a lot of hacker friends here.
I don't want to hear fucking insane shit.
Dick Sucker writes a tweet begging YouTube to give him his silver bucket.
Watch this.
Jaffa Gregg says, can subscribers do anything to make YouTube give your plaque?
Yes.
Write YouTube.
Tag Team YouTube.
In fact, let's do it right now.
Let's do it right now.
Let's do it live.
I'm going to do a test right now.
Nobody under 30 will get that reference.
I'm afraid.
Once again, anybody out there can come help and do this on X.
So I'm going to go to my X account, which is the legal mindset.
And it's something that people could do to help me out.
And this would really help out if someone knew somebody at YouTube or had any connections at YouTube can just speak up and can say this.
YouTube, stop giving.
Okay, let me show you the screen so you guys see I'm putting this tweet out live here and that this is me doing the tweet and not somebody else doing the tweet, right?
Nobody, nobody thought that it would be somebody else.
So stop giving.
Why would somebody suspect that it's somebody else?
And give me my damn quack.
Tell me the real reason why you are blocking it.
Otherwise, not just a vague policy, policy response.
You are discriminating against conservatives.
He didn't even tag YouTube in this.
There's no ad.
Actually, not even conservative.
I'm not even conservative.
Anyone non-woke?
I'm not even conservative.
There you go.
And I'm going to tag, what is it?
YouTube.
And then I'm going to tag Team YouTube as well.
YouTube.
I think it's like Team YouTube.
I think that's the right tag.
There you go.
So there you go.
You guys can go over there, like this.
I can't imagine caring about the plaque because it's not real silver.
They used to make them out of real silver, you know.
They used to make them out of real silver.
And I think the gold ones were like gold lined.
Now they're just completely fake.
I don't even think they silver.
Like they don't even put like a film over it.
It's just fake.
Look, if it was silver, I would care.
I'd be pissed off.
Where's my fucking silver at?
It's not silver.
Who gives a shit?
Wants to dress as Tifa for Halloween.
Okay.
Remember, yeah.
Rumor kids, Antifa is the anti-Tifa.
Yes.
If you are based, you're going to be.
That's a great one.
Every girl out there who wants to be the hot girl, the based girl, it should be based.
All the base girls are since.
Oh my God.
Okay, I get it.
Says that he has forgiven Nicricada.
Goes on a five-minute rant about YouTube trying to censor him for saying that slavery is still legal.
The end rant, he says, we are all Charlie Kirk.
Okay.
Yeah, we're all Charlie Kirk, right?
We're all Charlie Kirk.
We are all Charlie Kirk.
I appreciate you guys out there.
The real true Americans.
I appreciate you guys.
I love you guys.
We're all Charlie Kirk.
The true Americans are all Charlie Kirk.
Yeah, I'm leaning crack.
Okay.
Okay, one more.
Apparently, Legal Mindset also vouchs for a redo of Healer, the rape anime that Nicriceda likes.
I'll give a little bit of a spoiler because I did not know this anime.
I know this anime has been around for a while.
Okay, so like, don't jump on me.
This is not a new one.
This is hell.
Anime guy.
And then this Jew.
This is a conversation you never want to find yourself in.
But my like far and away favorite, and this is now like up there for like my favorite animes of all time, just because I really fucking enjoyed how they did this.
What is wrong with people?
Was Dragon Ball Z. Nope, World's Finest Assassin.
So if you guys haven't seen World's Finest Assassin gets reincarnated, this one, which is from the, which I learned is from the guy who made Redo of Healer, which explains a lot.
Right.
I'm like, why do I like this so much?
Oh, it's for the redo guy.
Oh, okay, okay.
And he really doesn't give a fuck because the situations are like very practical in real world, but it's about a guy who got fucked over for his only principle in the previous life being I'm going to be faithful to the organization, faithful to the assassin's creed, right?
Like, this is what I'm going to go forward and do.
Forgive Me Apology Tablet Videos00:14:49
There are moments in the training room where characters have to remove their clothes for the trainer to examine their muscle growth.
The scenes are somewhat censored.
Pervy men touch teenage girls and children inappropriately.
The girls are sex slaves and are sold for a night to be raped frequently.
No rape is showed, but heavily applied by dialogue.
And the reaction of the girls as they return home when they leave, looking distraught in elaborate skimpy clothing.
Lou's mother offers to set up an arranged marriage for Lou, and he politely declines.
Tarda is very jealous and makes it known.
Lou takes a bath with a girl.
His bare butt is shown.
Her breasts are flogged over by steam.
So it's like a lot of cleavage and then extreme sexual slavery.
Rated 12 plus in Taiwan.
Okay.
I think that the right the guy saw the rape slave scene.
I was like, ah, the redo of healer guy must have made this one.
That's his calling card.
I remember that one from that current guide.
Okay.
Okay.
That is legal mindset.
legal mindset should we do let's do a let's do a um let's do a thingy like last time Can I search by this?
I said um I said I did my apology last time.
I can try to do a different one.
Let's see, sort by upload date.
Let's just try forgive me and we'll sort that by upload date.
Lots of jeet slop in this one.
Okay, let's see.
Please forgive me by Jackie likes cookies one hour ago.
Days seem sometimes as if they'll never end.
Forgive me, Yuri.
That's all it says.
Okay.
Cancer, I hope you can forgive me one day.
Why is she talking to cancer?
Hello, cancer.
Oh, she's Starlight Tarot card is apologizing to cancers, people who were born under that astrological symbol.
Lots of jeet slop in this one.
Forgive me for the grave mistake, dancing Harkov in 2025.
And I suppose this is all that's left of people in Ukraine is all the boomers didn't have to fight in the war.
I guess I made this in Uganda since morning when we are suffering with war the house is dirty or the things are dirty forgive me money forgive me money forgive me money forgive me Josh Pintone Tag on the gospel music.
Josh.
Josh.
That's living your whole life in Uganda here and Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
I went out to play with my friends with all our mommy's consent.
But when I was playing with my friend, this was neighbor stuff.
Mommy felt sad she wore it and came me.
I promised my mom to style up and obey to her.
Forgive me, mommy.
Forgive me, mom.
Forgive me, mom.
One day I went out to play with my friends without a mommy's consent.
Is that the whole song?
Just over and over again.
I just appreciate the.
Oh, I can't.
That's Indian.
May Allah bless you.
Well, wow, more blessings.
Okay.
Forgive me, I won't come back.
Aka AI.
Fuck that.
Fake Vivo.
Sia Damien Marley.
Forgive me.
Yeah, before I go.
Three versions.
Afro Souf vibe.
11 minutes if my heart stops tonight let it know What's this like?
AI slop.
I don't know AI slop.
Forgive me, sir, by Sanjina Ritika Chennau.
This has 2.6,000 views.
Okay.
Naughty, forgive.
Forgive me, sir.
Forgive me.
Pa.
They said I never learned my jaw literally opened and like I'm in shock.
Poor thing, sir.
Okay, sir.
Stop, pop.
Thank goodness Yuda is here.
Okay, sir.
Poor thing.
Why is that so?
Poor thing.
Your father's hand hurts.
So what should I do?
Use this so it doesn't hurt.
Wow, that's good.
You're rude.
Naughty.
Wow.
If you're only listening, the joke is that he's beating a child in the street.
And then a woman says, stop beating her because your hand will hurt.
Use the stick to beat her with instead.
Okay.
Look at this.
So fucking creepy.
It's baby is creepier than the fucking clown thing from Five Nights at Freddy's.
That's right next to it.
I'm so sorry.
I haven't uploaded Forgive Me Gotcha Dandy's World.
If you wanna get with me, there's some things you gotta know.
I like my beats fast and my.
This is like a gotcha game that this person puts money to.
My mom will never forgive me, viral shorts.
And then there's an Indian man reacting to the shorts.
Um, Leo, I just asked, please forgive me.
This is two 20-plus-minute-long videos about tarot cards by Como Te Leo El Taro Gratis.
Please forgive me, Jesus, a sinner's prayer, a Chuck Horn original.
Hey, this is Whisperer.
We know Whisper.
This guy made something.
I'm already a fan of Whisper.
He made like something that I watched before.
He made like a different apology video or something that we watched.
This is now called Forgive Me.
I'm a useless person.
Okay.
Honestly, I don't know what the fuck this is, but some kind of Roblox comic.
Okay.
For some reason, Forgive Me is much scarier than my apology.
Do you forgive me?
And it's an interracial couple, but there is spanking Spanish.
Nobody cares.
MC Insane.
Forgive me by Rabbi Kumar.
Okay.
Hindi rap.
fuck yeah oh my god look at those fucking feet bro Dude, they take their shoes off and walk these fucking monkey feet around inside.
Places people care about.
It's not even lip synced.
He didn't even like sing it.
He's just like shuffling around in a field in India.
This sucks.
You're never gonna make it, MC Insane.
Sorry to say.
Dr. Laugh, please forgive me for the sake of my wife.
In this excess and splendor video, some pleads for forgiveness from Dr. Laugh.
The emotional plea involves a heartfelt apology and a detailed explanation.
This is AI.
This summary is AI generated.
Is this video AI generated?
It doesn't look like it.
No, this is not AI generated.
For the first time in my life, for what?
Nothing.
I did nothing.
Exit me nothing.
Let's just assume he was trying to...
Baba, you're not making any sense, Abed.
You're not making any sense.
You're not making me feel like you can't.
Why is this seven minutes long?
Isn't that scared?
Dr. Laugh, please forgive him.
What the fuck?
Please have mercy and forgive him.
Excess, you went too far.
Ooh.
dude what is going on in africa i need one video that's not like why does this have 16k Oh, it's like a joke thought video.
Okay.
I need one video that makes fucking sense.
Forgive me, my love.
I still pray for you every night by Sheikh Hamdan.
Some of these have like 10,000 views.
Forgive me, my love, the premiere of national sadness.
That's like slop.
Forgive me, Angela, talking to my talking Tom friends by Candy Crush Venom 1993.
so somebody 31 years old made this video 322 000 subscribers 32 000 views okay this is the last one I placed a bomb in front of your door?
4,900,000 views?
Bro, this is what JF Gariepi's kids are watching.
They're watching this.
They're on the fucking tablet, and this is the shit that's going to autoplay on their fucking tablet.
We can see what J.F. Garryuppi's kids are watching.
Holy shit.
It's like, there's like gore.
She's dead.
It's like a blood-curdling scream from children every time they insert that.
She's in the hospital!
She's dead!
She's so- They haven't even bandaged her horrifically mutilated face.
This must be healthcare in Vietnam.
So this is like all based off a mobile game?
I guess he's okay.
He's remorseful.
murdered her.
Now she's okay.
And she apologizes for sending her to the hospital.
Okay.
This is what she'll.
I'm just letting you know.
Now that we've watched this, if you give your children unsupervised access to a tablet, they're watching the fever dreams of impoverished Vietnamese people trying to siphon ad revenue off of them.
And this is what this looks like.
No child who grows up with these images beamed into their brain are capable of saving the white race.
They are doomed.
Their spirits are doomed to walk this dead earth.
Okay.
That is my takeaway from this.
Okay.
Jeez, kids are screwed.
All right.
I guess now I will read the super berries, right?
That's how this works.
Do we have anything else I want to say?
Should I say anything, chat?
Should I talk?
No.
Every time I make promises, every time I talk, nothing happens.
I just humiliate myself and the internet breaks my computer.
And then I spend a week doing nothing.
And I don't get to publish my video.
And it breaks my heart chat.
Okay.
Thank you for watching.
I'll see you guys next week.
I will be reading the super chats now.
How do I make it green?
Speech?
No.
It's a bad idea.
It's a bad idea, chat.
All right.
I'll read the Rumble ones first.
If you're on Rumble, don't send any on Rumble because I'm reading them first.
And then actually, you know what?
Let me start with the Monero ones.
Those are easier.
Racist Soft Shell Crab for 10 says, This made me chuckle, and I hope it does the same for you.
Okay, let's see.
Pull this up on the screen.
Cat 5 Mashikane.
Ready to see what you picked up, Haru.
Oh, yes.
Open that curtain.
You want a 12-week course of professional driving lessons.
Oh, I need that song.
Because you're driving as shit.
Mabel, let's see what you just won.
It's a brand new coffin.
That's pretty good.
You lucky bitch.
Well, it's about damn time.
Let's go.
I got a job.
You wouldn't be happy.
My suspension and disbelief is broken for this.
Kurt Eichenwald, anime master reader for 10 says, glorious Kiwi Emperor.
Then there's unsighted wiki dot slash characters.
Can you review these characters, particularly the 20th one down?
Okay.
Wow.
Okay.
Black, gross, gross, gross.
Uninspired, uninspired, black.
A horrific monster that's not black.
I mean, the pixel art's okay, but it could have been made by a computer.
You never know these days.
Is anyone not black?
Tobias is black?
Not black?
Yeah, this sucks.
That's my review of this.
This sucks.
This is shit.
I hope he didn't spend money on this.
Thank you.
From Mutt's Law to OM's Law for 150 says, what does the resistance mean to Hassan complaining on the lowercase internet?
What does resistance mean to Kaya?
Voltage over current.
That's true.
That's very true.
Thank you.
Silver Coins and Redneck Pal Reviews00:14:48
The lowercase L internet for 15 says we shouldn't be so hard on Hassan.
His dog lives an active lifestyle.
He even let her drive a train one time.
Turns out she's an excellent conductor.
All the current jokes, all the electricity jokes.
I could never.
I'm not that clever at yet.
I don't know how electricity works because I'm not.
I never took an electrician course to become an electrician instead of a programmer.
Thank you.
I can't show him because the thing was broken.
Sorry.
Monero Ching Chong for $1.50 says, China is a paper dragon.
They haven't accomplished anything of note in hundreds of years.
They're barely good at making okay quality mass-produced things.
Smarter people have invented.
They're as much as a threat as India, only disease parasites.
You say that, but India is definitely a real fucking threat, considering they've taken all the jobs and also that they are completely siphoning our economy of all its value.
Like, do you not consider that a threat?
Let's see.
Reminder, Cock and Ball's case I, and then I with like dots over it says, reminder that the guy who blackholed WannaCry ransoms were ransomware's domain, saving millions of dollars.
Later got docks as a wanted man by journal scum.
FBI arrested him on a decade-old hacking offense.
Really interesting story.
You don't hate them enough.
It's true.
You cannot possibly fucking hate them enough.
The dog shocking communist for $1.50 says, we must seize the means of induction.
That's also pretty good.
Anonymous for $1.50 says, Josh, you didn't reply to my emails informed DM, so you're forcing me to reach you this way.
The blatant anti-Israeli sentiment you've been expressing lately is troublesome.
It's alienating me and so many members of the forum.
Please stop soon or else.
Sorry, I cannot be stopped.
I don't care if the Antifas send the white women's after me.
I cannot be stopped.
Fiat Demise for $3 says, XMR chat homepage now features shows that our live Rumble requires a live stream API for this.
Please set that to the content link section on your tip page so the so we'll get features here too.
Not many people use it.
I can do that though.
I can set that up.
Okay.
That's it.
Let me try.
God, none of the fucking, dude, nothing fucking worked this stream.
I suffer.
I suffer an incredible amount, and everyone just makes fun of me when I suffer, chef.
Such is life when you are a cyber bully on the internet.
On the lowercase L internet.
How come I can't see super chats that were given during a ended live stream?
At no point ever in the history of YouTube did anyone ever tell Neil Mahan to fix their fucking site.
Okay.
Donino for two says very stoic and very late and gay.
It's true.
I was late and gay.
I was trying to fix things, but as it goes.
Wait, no, this is wrong.
Oh, wait, there it is.
Okay, now I see.
King Bait Minowin for two says Christ is king.
Thank you.
Nikita for 10 says, very unfortunate Chris and I share a birthday.
Have a good stream.
SAR.
Well, there's a one in 365 chance.
I don't know anybody famous who shares my birthday.
Jen Jada for 10 says, look here, listen, neighbor, play some underfunded homosexual shitty video selection on my dime.
Also, get your clipper to make shorter videos.
Our stuff cool, but more like 15 to 30 is better.
Okay, I will pass that along to him.
I think he is making shorter clips when he can, but it's very hard to clip my content.
You either do like huge selections of tiny segments over years or you do like very short segments.
I just blow through stuff.
I don't like to dwell on it.
I like to just get it done.
Let's talk about it.
And that's all I have to say.
Goodbye.
Thank you.
Pick two for $100 Argentine dollars.
I think is what that is.
I can draw the merch you need.
I didn't need an art.
I literally just needed somebody to assemble some shit for me.
And I couldn't get anyone to do it.
It's too late now.
Pancake Luchador for five says, hey, Noel, have a good one.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Jelly Jell-O for 10 says, Kiwi Farms hat merch, please.
I have no interest in doing hats.
I'm going to be real with you.
Thank you, though.
Red Fescue for 20 says, nothing at all.
What a great super chat.
Thank you.
More hamster for 100 Swiss francs, which is a lot.
That's like the heaviest currency in the world, I want to say.
That's like five Swiss hamburgers.
Says, Josh, thanks for keep being my favorite person on the uppercase I internet.
I think that that is like a German grammatical structure.
Thanks for keeping.
Josh Danka for Emma Meiner Lieblings Pozon.
Im Internet.
Yeah.
Thank you for your five Swiss hamburgers.
Appreciate them.
John for two says, oh no, Transky got Josh with the black mirror.
Not quite.
He didn't do it because of Andy Worski.
And John for two says, Georgia and Arkansas state police don't fuck around.
Yeah, because they're rednecks, man.
They're rednecks.
And they have to deal with black people.
And you know, if you relax, you die.
And you're a cop in Alabama.
So everyone gets it rough.
Okay.
Okay.
And there's Rumble.
Okay.
Now reading the Rumble one.
A girlfriend Haver for five says, skill issue, by the way.
Yeah, tell me about it.
My whole fucking life is a skill issue at this point.
Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, Josh, having seen the oxidized Kiwi coin, I was reminded that I had some silver coins that are probably also doing that.
Any recommendations on cleaning silver coins?
Don't.
Do not clean silver coins.
If you're going to clean silver coins because you're a fucking lunatic, you should use the aluminum sheet baking soda battery method because that actually physically converts the silver sulfide into silver again and removes the sulfide.
So, but you should not clean silver coins.
It is perfectly okay for it to have a sulfide layer.
Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for five, says, glorious Kiwi Emperor, just cut this website loose.
It's retarded and gay.
I mean, a lot of people use it still and they prefer to use it over kick for reasons I'm not actually sure of, but I liked, I like, I mean, I like Rumble.
I want to support Rumble, but it's very difficult when shit breaks all the fucking time.
Kiwi Friend for $200.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
Biggest I've received in a while.
Sorry to hear things aren't going so well, friend.
I wanted to thank you for all that you do and I hope this helps you during this trying time.
It actually does.
That replaces my RAM, as a matter of fact.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Anime Extremist for one says, Can the merch run this year have anime?
Fuck off.
Not doing anime.
Big Bobster86 for $25 says, if you could design an official suit uniform for KF members, what would you go with?
Obviously, everybody would be a normal weight and able to wear a suit and tie, okay?
Like Mormons.
Thank you.
CB Deluxe for five says, Josh, what two types of candy should I hand out for Halloween?
Choices, Reese's, Snickers, Butterfingers, MMs, Nerds, Kit Kat, and Slices of American Cheese.
I was thinking it would be very funny if I see, I don't know.
I don't want to get like too involved with the candy business, but I thought it would be funny.
I'm not saying I would do this.
If I don't know if they even make these in like a really small personal size, but in Europe, they have these candy bars.
Oh, I cannot drag this onto my fucking screen for some reason.
It's here.
Let me show you.
They have these candy bars that I've talked about before.
They're from Finland.
They're called Salmiaki and they have licorice in them.
They're really good, but it's an acquired taste.
You have to like black licorice.
I thought it'd be really funny if you asked, Do you want a trick or a treat?
And people that were endeavoring for the trick, you would give them the salmiaki so they get licorice candy because that would be really funny.
It would still be like candy, but it would like put off a lot of people.
But I don't know.
That's a bit, that's a bit convoluted.
I don't think people want that much thinking when it comes to their kids getting candy.
It's a bit weird.
It's a top candy.
You're right.
Your house gets CP.
Well, don't fucking ask for a trick if you don't want the fucking samiyaki.
You got to ask for the treat.
And then you get Reese's peanut butter cup.
That's the best one, by the way, of that list.
By far.
And I think the second best is Kit Kat.
Arendelle for 10 says, for your NASA supercomputer fund to play the hottest word games in 8K graphics, I know everything will go for well for you in the end zone was up.
Bro, it's been so rough.
I just, I need a break, man.
I might take all of December off.
I'm just like, I'm bent out of shape.
Zebedee for five says, nothing, absolutely nothing at all.
Oh boy, I love super chats like these.
It makes me want to jump up and down and oop like a monkey.
Not quite, but thank you.
Asian tech support for $20 says, for the Josh Pacification Fund, a better use than the Black People Pacification Fund.
You need a lot to pacify me.
You need like a tranquilizer dart at this point.
Thank you very much.
Barrella Furman for one says nothing.
Thank you very much.
Voidier for five says, don't think about your lawsuit with Greer and having to spend thousands to defend the site.
Think about it as getting to spend thousands to torture a mentally handicapped man.
I don't know.
He seems to enjoy it.
He seems to like filing bullshit all day.
I think that's like his secret fetish.
Thank you.
Kole Dante for 20 says, the church graffiti training is already falling behind of the true march of progress.
If he really wanted to reach out to English youth, he had written his graffiti in Arabic.
Well, I don't think the Muslims visit the churches even as a Taurus, to be quite honest with you.
Thank you.
Coley Dante again for 20 says, Ben Collins, famous for giving money to Keffels while Keffels was the subject of his journalism, which is about as ethical as Ben College is ontologically ethical.
That's true.
I remember how he had to walk that back and be like, it was just like 20 bucks, bro.
So it doesn't count, bro.
Thank you.
Dark Weston for five says, four, four, four, for four, for five says nothing.
Great super chat.
Have a great day.
Thank you.
Cole Cole for two says, why would the British try this defense again?
We literally had the War of 1812 because they kept trying to enforce their laws and forcibly conscripting Americans.
Because we're not going to bomb them, basically, unfortunately.
Good Luck7 says, buy a shot of Tanqueri.
I don't know how to pronounce it.
I know what it is, though.
Tanqueri Gen pronounced.
Oh, he spells it out for me.
Tan Jerry, Jerry, Tangeri.
Okay, I got you.
Thank you.
Maybe I will.
Sneeto, for one, says, every one of these motorcycle content creators films themselves running from the cups or does geish TikTok dances with their helmets on.
I saw a bike run from a state trooper and he had a Tahoe and died.
Or he hit a Tahoe and died.
Yeah, that seems like the likely outcome of running from the police on a motorcycle is your fucking imminent death.
Light Roast for five sent something which is very hard to click and the rumble thingy, which is why I need my fucking overlay to fucking work.
And then he sends me a thing that does not load.
It says transferring from imagebox.com and it does not load.
Oh, wait, there it is.
Because he's just such a massive fuck off image that I can't load.
Why would you send it this big?
Hiking with Maddie and my Polaroid.
The only thing good about 2025.
That is nice woods.
It looks like Appalachia or something.
I don't know.
Where do they have trees and hills?
It's Appalachia, right?
Does it sound nice, though?
Especially the internet and the little fucking woods.
Thank you.
About Tree Fity 01 for 25 says, Josh politely responding to a super chat that recommends anime.
Okay, one sec, huh?
Get the fuck back in your fucking hole!
I think that's Hasan Piker reacting to his dog trying to get water, to be quite honest with you.
Maybe I'm the real baddie.
Thank you.
Awaken 34 for 5 says, I just picked back up PAL World to scratch the Pokemon itch after the update.
Then Digimon's Storytime Stranger came out and been stuck on that in Star Sector.
I'm playing Digimon.
I have whole people who play Digimon in suspicion.
That's too anime and weird.
Let me be real with you.
Octavia SalesRep for 5 says, how can Nintendo in good faith sue Power World, but let Blizzard have combat pets?
And wow.
That is a good question and probably one that they will raise up in court at some point because it is very similar.
The difference between Power World and Blizzard is approximately several billion dollars to answer your question more adequately.
Collidante for 20 says, I'm smashing and slamming pals in PAL World.
You got a lot of rejects, but unfortunately, you can put them in a giant blender to make your doughboy stronger.
So I've heard.
So I've heard that it's basically just edgy Pokemon, which sounds nice, but I think it's also like a factory game.
It's like Factorio, which is like the, I don't know, I played Satisfactory for a while, but I very quickly lost interest because I was like, once you get up to like tier eight and it's like, you have to combine certain tiers of materials in like the most convoluted way possible.
Like I'm too much of a perfectionist and it's just like the amount of time I'd have to invest into refactoring my entire thing so that it handles this in a way that I would approve of would be hours and hours and hours of my life.
And there's no fucking way I can sit here and justify spending, you know, 20 hours getting my screw factory to be just right.
Like that's at some point I'm just like, no, I can't do that.
Thank you.
The gooze for five says, my first time donating, been listening for years.
Please pronounce my name correctly.
It isn't the Jews.
It's the goose.
Oh, sorry, motherfucker.
What was that?
Make sure you pronounce my name correctly.
I think I did.
I think I did pronounce your name correctly.
Bish.
Just don't want anyone thinking that you were funded by Israel.
Well, nice try.
Try harder.
Okay.
About Tree Fitty01 for $10 says, Where's the Maddie brand coffee guy?
God Always Lyrics and Rolex Brags00:02:17
I literally talked to Jeremy about potentially doing a coffee thing, and um, I never followed through because it's a lot of work.
I would love to, though.
I'm thinking about it one day, maybe.
Actually, what put me off about looking into that was just how much Hambley keeps bragging about his fucking Rolex Rolexes and shit.
Like, okay, look, it's one thing if you're like doing an American business, maybe I'm interested in doing something a little bit funny just for the sake of it.
But you know, I'm not gonna help you buy your 21st Rolex, buddy.
I'm not paying for your fucking jet fuel.
Like, you can either be like a poor, hardworking American entrepreneur or you can be somebody with 20 Rolexes on a private jet.
I have to pick one.
Uh, Porglak for one says, I've been watching the tunnel trune lately, who I think is not an autogenophile, but a sexless husk.
But he does really manly shit, like, and can deadlift 220.
Well, he spends all day on a mine mining, so I imagine that's probably why.
Uh, Humble Guardsman for three, three, yeah, three.
That's weird.
Uh, says, Christ is in our midst.
What does that mean?
I don't know what that means.
My issue with like religious songs, because like if you put on a religious song, it's always like God is always here for you.
It's, it's, I honestly, I hate modern religious music because it's always like it's basically there's a South PARK episode where they just say that modern religious music is like um, what's the word?
Like love songs that they rewrite the lyrics to and that always feels really accurate.
It's like it's a little bit weird.
You sound like you love Jesus a little bit too much and then um, it's always like God's always there.
It's like, well, it doesn't always feel like that.
It's a very weird.
It's a weird message like, what do you mean?
In what way?
If I ask God to fix his computer, is he gonna fix his computer?
I don't think so.
I have to fix the fucking computer.
Uh, Waifus aren't real.
For 10 says, wake up Hassan.
And there's a link, which means I have to finagle a way to highlight this again.
Despite Rumble's best efforts, there we go get to the lyrics.
Gabe Hoffman Streamlabs Ban Hypocrisy00:12:19
Oh, my god, that's when hell was.
Skip up.
This guy's really good at generating like music videos, but I gotta say my Suno AI slopa is the best slop.
I'm I'm, I'm a slop expert.
I could put out the entire fucking cottage industries of Vietnam in a day if I dedicated myself to it.
Baldo Peggins for two says, sorry, Ms. Lorenz, you get the same salary as every other Jani.
Uh base, that's what she deserves.
Uh, call you Dante for 20, says.
My father got me into DD.
He was an avowed retard hippie, but his campaign setting had slavery, And he explained to me with certainty that orcs were genetically violent, a complicated man.
It's not complicated.
He just partitions these things in his head.
Because there's a certain thing when it comes to boomers and their boomerisms.
You have to understand that in the boomer mind, it's difficult to accept reality.
Because accepting reality is accepting.
It's like with the incel mindset.
I've said this many times before, but it's like an incel, by the time he's like 30, he has a really hard time accepting that his misery and loneliness is his own fault.
And the only person who can fix his life is himself.
So they'll basically bury themselves alive and die that way.
And that kind of coming to a realization is very hard for boomers as well, because it's like, if the things that we believe about race and coexistence aren't true, then that means that we fucked up this entire country forever.
And there's going to be a violent civil war in the future.
And we're the sole cause for it.
And there is no easy undoing this anymore.
That's a hard realization to come to when you're like 70.
So they just cope and seethe about it.
It's a hard realization, even if you're young.
Like knowing that you can't just, you're never going to hashtag coexist.
You're going to have to eventually pull that fucking band-aid off or just lose and succumb to like violent foreign ideology.
It's a hard, it's a hard thing to come to, you know?
It's hard to realize to admit to yourself that it's going to get real ugly.
Anime sucks, Cope and Sneed for eight says, fighting the male urge to get really fucking jacked and start a podcast, giving Luke Quorum takes.
I cannot fucking afford the appeals lawyer and background checks equals destroyed.
Jover or go get going.
You should be working on getting Chantal in your bed, homie.
Come on now.
You're falling behind my schedule.
Sneeta Stanny for five says, thank you for red pilling me on PMs with your silly motherfucker coin.
I've literally doubled my monopoly fiat money on them.
I wish I bought more.
Everybody who bought Christian coins especially is like super rich.
There's some guy that bought like a hundred with like Monero.
And he even showed me like his giant stack of Monero coins that he bought.
So that guy is doing really well because Monero went down.
Thank you.
Sneedo for one says, hey, Josh, did you Worski's infamous costume on Monday's show?
No, I did not.
Sorry.
Unless it was the booba one that I just showed.
Devious devi for two says kick emoji cog emoji.
I don't think I had cog.
David S877 for 25 says, hello from another travel day.
Hello.
I hope you're doing well.
Don't end up high on Coke in South Korea.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Baldo Peggins for two says, Joe Bay, JB is dumb.
Nobody does, I can't breathe anymore.
The new arrest mandate is to ask for female officers.
She should ask for a 550-pound officer.
They got those.
I need somebody who's as fat as I am to handle this arrest.
Can you do that?
Then you got a fucking issue.
Anime Sucks, Cope and Sneed for two says, on a scale of JFG to me, how well do you treat women, Josh?
That's a scale for sure.
Why haven't you, if you're so fucking good, buddy, how come Chantal is still in Syria?
Can't be that great.
Spingle Cat for 10 says cat box file.
Wonderful.
Those don't work usually.
But let's see.
Oh, this one worked.
Oh, this is it.
If I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
can't breathe the best part is the cop trying not to laugh That's it.
That's so perfect.
Thank you.
Thank you, Gluchinori.
One says all the charges were dropped because she was fat.
They shouldn't.
I mean, what the fuck are they going to do with her?
Her body's a prison.
You're sentenced to continue being alive in your current state, you fat cunt.
Pimmel Festa, for one, says nothing.
Thank you.
Pimmel Festa.
Thank you.
Baldo Peggins, for one, says, with H3 deciding to no longer talk about iDubbs unless he can get 500 live viewers.
What do you think about the current doing a no and Issa Ian November?
Um, that's pretty fucking easy.
They don't usually do too much.
I know that PPP likes to talk about them a lot, but they're just kind of like doing the same shit.
You know, I need her to humane.
I need her to like shit on his face, like in the middle of a stream, just like on Twitch.
And then Twitch can't ban them because it's not, it's not like nudity or whatever.
It's just like, that's like performance art.
So therefore, they can't be banned.
I need something weird like that to happen to escalate the situation.
Baldo Peggins, repair that.
Prairie Dog for five says, iHypocrite is calling you and Kino Casino Boys agents of Gabe Hoffman.
He also accuses Hoffman of reporting doxing right-wing accounts that aren't Zayo cucks.
Didn't he already do this a while ago?
I remember him complaining about me at some point.
Is he still doing it?
He didn't link me to anything.
Oh, it starts off.
That's why he didn't.
Hoffman funds talked about that.
I talked about how Hoffman funds the Kino Casino, which they, the Kino Casino, the Groypers hate them.
So Fire Rises posts this to any and he tags at remove Jew hate, which is Hoffman's alt account.
Here it is bragging about getting Arvill banned from Patreon, right?
Now, something interesting that came up.
Gabe Hoffman is responsible for me losing my Stream Labs, right?
So he quote tweets Fire Rises and he says, Lyndon Perry, aka I hypocrite, should I also get fucking banned off Streamlabs?
Relate to that party.
Where's Josh at?
Josh?
Josh?
There we go.
Brains of a dead pissant.
And then here's a tweet from Gabe Hoffman where, according to this guy, Jeffrey Goldstein, Gabe Hoffman, PPP, and Josh Moon all met in DC.
They all met up in real life because I guess Josh Moon is friends with all of these people as well.
And Gabe Hoffman, whose Twitter account currently is protected, so you can't look at you are getting fucking trolled.
Come on.
His Twitter account currently.
But he posted this picture of PPP outside the Holocaust Museum and I guess jokes that the vacation was just a cover story for mandatory training.
So I don't know if this guy is even right in what he's saying, but this is what he's saying.
He's saying that Gabe and Josh and PPP.
The original tweet is this.
Josh proceeds to have his 10th meltdown of the year over people using red fonts.
Bro, oh my God.
Oh my, is this he's one of those people who's in the Kino Casino thread talking about how Andy Worski rapes cats or whatever the fuck.
And he's like on Twitter saying that me and PPP and Gabe Hoffman are meeting up at Holocaust museums in DC.
And i hypocrite is actually believing that shit and talking about it on stream to an audience of 200 people.
We all met up in DC IRL.
And this is in a thread about Worski was getting called out on Kiwi Farms for texting a minor and Josh swept it up because Josh is friends with those guys.
I didn't delete a single post.
Here's what happened.
Okay.
Andy Worski, who's a fucking retard, texted some girl and they talked about doing like having sex in public at like a school.
And she's like 17 or something.
And he was like mid-20s.
So I condemn this.
I say, it's fucking stupid.
He shouldn't have done this, but it's not pedophilia.
And they're like, no, no, no.
She was 17 years, 11 months, 30 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds old.
You sick fuck.
And if you won't call him a pedophile, you're the pedophile.
I didn't delete any of these fucking posts.
I didn't ban anybody for what they posted.
The only people who got banned or timed out were people who went into other threads and spammed it.
And I specifically asked, all I asked of them, please do not make giant posts in all caps with red text, which is what they did.
Cause it's a, it's a four, it's um, it's a thing from 8-hand, where if you posted with the hashtag in front of a line, it would make it an H1 that was colored red on cow on 8-hand.
So it's like an image board meme.
I'm like, look, don't do that.
I value my site being legible.
I value my site not being full of fucking spam.
I value my site not being used for gay ops, uh, perpetrated by Brian Dunn from a fucking Discord server.
I don't appreciate this.
I'm not gonna like say you can't say anything that you want in the fucking keynote casino thread, but don't spam the rest of the fucking site.
And they got they got mad and they started tagging me.
And then I said, Look, I don't give a fuck.
Look, I'm not friends with Andy Worski.
I don't think I've ever spoken to him in private except like over Twitter, like two or three times.
I talked to PPP and, you know, I don't have a direct relationship with Andy Worski at all.
And I condemned it, but I was like, that's not pedophilia.
What he did is not pedophilia.
You can say it's whatever the fuck you want.
You can say it's illegal or illicit or creepy or weird, but it's not pedophilia.
And that's somehow me sweeping it up for them.
It's like, sorry, you asked me my fucking opinion.
If you don't want my fucking opinion, don't ask for my fucking opinion.
For those of you who, this is like deep Worski lore, which there's a lot of, but he was busted on Snapchat texting with a minor sexually.
The miner told him she was underage and he kept going.
Okay.
That's who Andy Worski is.
If you try to talk about this on, yeah, 2019 sounds about right.
It's a long time ago.
If you try to talk about this on Kiwi Farms, Josh Moon will spurg on you and sweep it up and ban you.
And what Josh does is he says that that story is fake because it all comes from this guy, Zoom, which is only old fags will remember that name.
And he says, Zoom made it all up and Zoom can't be trusted.
So the story is garbage.
However, that has been proven wrong.
That's what it sounded like.
That was the other thing.
Like these guys were really mad that nobody was talking about their big expose on Andy Worski and PPP.
And they couldn't put together like a single post explaining what the fuck it was or why anyone should care.
And like there was just like this smattering of random bullshit and Zoom was involved.
And it's like, you're trying to get me to give a fuck about this and you can't explain what the fuck's happening.
And it looks like your source is Zoom.
So that's what I said.
That was my initial reaction.
Like, I'm not going to believe anything that Zoom says.
It's like, be fucking mad at me.
I owe you nothing.
Not lock for $10 says, got off work early.
Anyways, SS13 get together Saturday tomorrow at 7 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
If the link doesn't work, I pasted the image in the Maddie thread.
You pasted a BMP, bro.
I don't think that anything in the world can render a BMP.
I know what you're talking about, though.
Go find it.
Staryu Deck and Alien Tube Creatures00:03:04
I'm trying to find this picture.
Because he really wants me to advertise it.
I cannot find this image.
There's like a oh fuck.
I promised DSP's tax lawyer I'd talk about Amberlynn if they gave me a big post explaining it and I completely fucking missed it.
Sir, bro, I cannot find this image in this thread.
I apologize.
Yeah, I cannot find this.
I'm sorry.
I thought you posted it in here, but I don't see it.
It's all we uh but if you want to play Space Station 13, they still do it and still gets posted on the community happening spread.
So if you play Space Station, you should go play it.
Uh, thank you.
Drewby82 for five says, Afternoon, Josh, were there any card games you played as a kid?
Yu-Gi-Oh! Pokemon, magic, etc.
I played Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh! a little bit, but I never got into card games.
I never was into that kind of stuff.
I think I told you this.
I did play Pokemon.
I went to Barnes and Noble to play Pokemon there every couple weekends or whatever.
Because you had a thing where if you won a game, you got two stars in your book and they'd give you badges.
And I think I got all the badges.
But I assembled a deck to be like, use all the coolest cards.
Like I had a deck that used all three of the legendary birds and Luigi or Luigia or whatever the fuck.
And that one, you had to have three special energy types to match it.
So my deck was this huge mess of three different energy types just because I wanted to use all the legendary birds and Luigia.
And my mom read like a magazine.
And my mom built a deck based off the recommendation in a magazine.
And it was just like Star Me and Staryu.
Like her entire deck was Starmie and Staryu.
And that's all water type.
So it would take me like eight turns to get my super awesome birds out on the thing and power it up.
And my mom would just lay out eight starys with one.
It even had like a colorless energy type.
Like for the, because all Staryu could do was slap.
And it did like 30 damage.
So my super awesome birds did like 100 damage with three specific energy types.
And my mom's deck had starys with one colorless for 30 damage.
So she would just lay down a bunch of staryws.
And of course, if my bird does 100 damage and the starys have 30 HP, I only, it's like overkill.
So she would just put down another staryu.
So my mom completely and totally destroyed these little tournaments.
She would play with other kids while I was there and she would all beat the fuck out of them with her.
She called them her shitty, like her shitty deck, her shitty little deck, because it was just Staryu.
And she would beat all the kids there.
Meanwhile, my super awesome bird deck would fucking lose continuously to this.
Bunker housing for five says, I think I found a horror show that traumatized you.
Comments about how kids were fucked up.
Ace Sneeds Tofia Chu Tylenol Death00:09:07
Hee hee.
It's Alien Encounter from Disney World.
They closed it down and they replaced it with Lilo and Stitch Alien Encounter.
And yeah, this is it.
It was this thing.
I don't know if it's like a video of it, but you were sitting in a circle around the tube.
There was like an alien creature that would show up in the tube.
It had smoke effects.
It was dark for most of it.
There was an like the two repair guys were up in the docks above you and they would talk the entire thing about trying to get it sorted because it was like a teleporter or something.
Like there was nothing in here.
And then they're like, well, we're going to try to get the teleporter to work.
And they were trying to teleport in like friendly cute aliens or something to show you.
And it teleports in this giant fucking monster instead.
But like you see the seats, how you're like locked in.
There's little vents that breathe down your neck.
And there's a little like a thing like above you on the ceiling that will spray you with water as the guys in the duck get killed by the alien and stuff.
It's really fucking intense.
And they replaced it with Lilo and Stitch, which is like silly.
And it has like instead of the breathing and the crunching of bones, it has like he burps Cheetos and it smells like Cheeto dust or something.
It's supposed to be like a replacement 4D experience, but it's definitely not the same thing.
Ace of Sneeds for two says, I'm not going to pay for your website now that you've unmasked yourself as a dead money enjoyer.
All my subs will go directly to Ashton's body paint budget.
Dead money is the best expansion.
I can't believe that's even debatable.
Ace of Sneeds.
Oh, Ace of Sneeds for one says, Jersh, I'm sorry for snipping at you earlier, but can you please talk about how Tofia Chu took seven Tylenol to try and kill herself, and now she's perma-banned from the shelter she was out?
I need to do like a second stream or something and talk about Amberlynn and Tofia Chu.
I'll do like a 27-hour long stream on Friday about the fat woman I did not talk about.
And they sent another $2 with a link.
Look, I'll put it on the burner.
Remind me, post in the thread, and I'll put it together the fat woman segment for next week.
Logistical Nightmare for $10 says, you talked about Mersch when you mistook that JPS clip to actually be true.
Whoa, buddy.
Oh.
Oh, the 3D thing.
I don't remember.
Did I talk?
Oh, because I probably gave some background into Merch with that.
I don't remember exactly.
Mark Applier Sex for 15 says, lunch money.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Bunker Housing for five says Destiny versus Hassan.
They are fighting.
Who are you reading for?
Which is the bigger catch for dagger pussy, Ralph or Mersch?
Neither.
Probably Mersch.
He's less of a fuck up, it looks like.
As far as Destiny versus Hassan, I really don't give a shit.
Neither of them have any values or whatever.
They both suck.
Peene Wienerson for five says, Nick Ricada wants to be Saul Goodman so bad.
He isn't 100th of the lawyer Saul Goodman was.
He just settled for being 100 times as disgusting and degenerate.
And in the show, Saul works for the cartel.
Yeah, as far as I'm aware, Nick Ricada is not even a lawyer at this point in time.
So he's pretty far off from being Saul Goodman, whoever that is.
NMA Sucks, Copen Sneed for 5 says, you need to subpoena because if you only ask for a statement, you're going to get felted when the witness never shows up.
Speaking from experience, when a crucial witness in my case never appeared, you can record voluntary testimony and submit that as evidence.
And you can do a lot of things besides trying to get a fucking subpoena through the hog.
Okay.
Pean Wienerstein for one says, these woke white women and liberal Antifa thugs won't let me smoke meth and fuck ladyboys in Thailand and want me dead for doing so.
Legal mindset, aka legal dick sucker.
That seems to be an accurate synopsis of what I just saw because I don't know how else to explain it.
Dunmare is Dunmare's top brass for $100 says, here is your sticker money.
Do you have any patches from the 2022 sale?
My Eye of Sauron has been infected with glaucoma.
I do actually have the patches still.
I guess I could try to, I could put those up for sale again.
It's an odd number of patches, each why I stopped selling them.
I need to like liquidate all my inventory.
I think I have a couple things of everything left.
I'll try to do that, I guess, if people still want them.
Thank you very much.
Foxes for five says, regarding legal mindsets break, paranoid schizophrenia X hand stalking sure is something.
A what?
I just don't want to show my hands and have weirdos know what my hands look like.
My hands might be extremely sexy.
You don't know.
Foxes for two says, gang stalking gotcha by my phone, rip.
Oh, instead of hand stalking.
I thought he was taking jabs at me.
I mean, gang stalking is usually a symptom of paranoid schizophrenia.
Ankin Ace here for two says, I would live to see Nazi become the new N-word, Huff the Hopi and whoop bits.
How is it going to be used informally between the Nazis and the Nazis?
V. Gates, they say digger in German.
V. Gates digger.
We have to say something like that with Nazi.
The gates not naga.
Uh, monkey rousing for three says legal mindset can buy six heckenhammers plaque.
I heard it's going up for cheap.
That's true.
He should buy that.
That would be a great replacement.
That'd be a great story, too.
He could tell the HAPA kids about that.
Pean Wienerstein for one says, Neil Mahan being questioned in front of Congress.
I redeemed the fifth.
Sa.
Very true.
Thank you.
Pancake Lucidori for 100.
For five says, 100% becoming a Christian after Charlie Kirk is fucking cringe and putting his face on money is also fucking insane.
It's fucking appalling how much people praise him when they never gave a shit.
It's true.
I can't even pretend they give a shit because I made fun of him while he was live.
How am I going to sit here and be like, oh, what a great man.
What a brave stance he took getting shot in the neck.
It's like, okay, I feel bad.
And apparently he did a lot of good, but I didn't know anything about him.
I wasn't in TP USA.
I wasn't like a fan of his.
I think I said the only good thing Fuentes ever did was humiliate Charlie Kirk because he was an Israeli stooge.
It would be like such a like a like a craven thing to be like.
Like, oh, yeah, it was, I super knew that guy.
He was like super cool.
It's like I was fucking, I was a dickhead to him.
I didn't know anything about him.
So I can only say so much.
Awaken 34 for two says, you will stop watching anime, but only if I can stop watching things like Ultraman and Power Rangers.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Bunker Housing for 4 says, I have watched Legend of Galactic Heroes and AOT and Goblin Sayer.
These are the only one.
What is my danger factor?
How much do I need to be saved?
Goblin Slayer is nothing but rape.
I remember that they even took it down from Crunchyroll because it was nothing but rape.
That's pretty bad.
Peene Wienerstein for two says, I bet Candy Crush Venom has a silver play button.
Legal dick sucker has every right to be angry.
I mean, he probably has a gold one, I think.
Weenie Smoothie for 10 says, this is really good.
Specifically, the Practo Spoiler.
Okay, let's see.
Well, watch the Practice Spoiler.
This is like a lot of stuff, buddy.
This is like a ton of shit.
Oh, I'm saving this for a rainy day.
People found a subreddit for seeking medical advice, but it's entirely occupied by Indians.
So it's like the most embarrassing shit ever.
I'm saving that for a rainy day.
Sorry, buddy.
Thank you, though.
ZBD for one says, relax.
JF kids are only watching the reenactment of JF beating Mama JF using talking Tom characters.
True, that makes sense.
Brillo Verman, for one, says, bro, the court system is so rigid.
I know.
Bossman doesn't even have an appearance until the 6th of January.
It won't even be 2026 until we get an update.
It's fucking rigged.
Sus Productions for five says, what's your strategy for losing weight?
I need to lose some and cravings suck.
Thank you.
Okay, this is it.
This is literally it.
You ready?
You must record every single calorie you put into your body.
You must eat less than a thousand calories per day or a thousand calories less than your metabolism.
If you eat a thousand per day on average, you will lose two pounds a week.
And if you ever get cravings, you must chug water.
You must drink water until you are so full of water that you are physically ill.
And then you must drink a little bit more.
This is how you lose weight.
It is pure suffering.
It is slow going.
It never gets easier.
You'll be eight months in.
You'll still be fucking hungry.
But one day you will be thin.
And as Kate Moss once said, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
Take inspiration from heroin addicts.
And finally, Indomitable for one says activation code Whataburger.
You have to say more than that.
Mexican Radio DJ Rhythm Limits00:04:01
What am I supposed to say?
I don't have any Whataburger related tales to regale you with.
And thank you, by the way, to anybody who gave subs and stuff.
I saw Kadu gave five.
Yeti or not.
Ballman Sec.
And then you don't even show up.
I'm sorry.
You really don't even show up if you like subscribe on Rumble.
I would give a shout out, but I can't.
Okay.
I'm now completely exhausted.
I'm very hungry.
How do I make this not green on that radio?
Why should I play?
I'm by Street Light Manifesto.
How long is that song that I said?
I think all their songs are like 20 fucking minutes long.
Yeah, six and a half minutes, bro.
My limit's like three to four is what I try to look for.
I do like that song, though.
What have I been listening to recently while programming?
Let's take a look.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this is a deep cut.
None of you have heard this song ever.
I'll play this one.
Hold up.
I had like the vaguest premonition in my head.
I'm like, what is that song that I'm thinking of?
And all I know is like, uh, something, radio.
And I was like, that's how do you find a song like that?
And I demanded, I asked Gemini, what is this song?
Something about a radio.
It's like a weird song about a radio.
And I actually knew what the fuck I was talking about.
Gemini is like the best thing at finding weird songs that are on the tip of my tongue ever.
So this one goes out to my buddy Ralph.
I'll see you next time.
And the touch of a world that is older.
I hit the switch and check the number.
I'll leave it on and then I slumper.
I hear the rhythm, I'm ringing through it.
Come and go get started.
You'll be out of music.
I hear the talking on the DJ.
The town will listen.
What does he say?
I'm on a Mexican radio.
I'm on a Mexican world radio.
I dial it in to the station.
They talk about the Iraq invasion.
I understand just a little.
No good breakday.
It's a riddle.
I'm on a Mexican radio.
Radio.
Sipping back an ice cold coahama.
I take requests on the telephone.
I'm on a wave like I feel the hot wind on my shoulder.