The Patients Run the Asylum explores a "competency crisis" where welfare recipients play Dota while politicians like Texas Senator Mike Collier push absurd bills, including one banning cartoons of children and another recognizing "Trump derangement syndrome." The host critiques New Jersey hospital forms asking newborns for sexual orientation, mocks Dylan Mulvaney's Bud Light sponsorship fallout, and analyzes legal strategies in the Pixie Files lawsuit where Destiny aims to lose quickly to avoid double jeopardy. Ultimately, the episode argues that manipulative "nice guys" are more dangerous than direct aggressors, while dismissing anime hobbies as irrelevant compared to political battles over transgender rights and military service. [Automatically generated summary]
Though I feel like he kind of blew out his audio there.
It's not really his best mixing work.
I don't know if he does his own mixing.
Does he have his mixer guy, the guy that makes all the sewings?
Does he have to do it by himself now?
Hello, chat.
How is everybody?
It is Friday again.
I am here again, if you can believe that.
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
None of my many plans have progressed in any fucking way.
I'm once again in that state where I am sitting on my hands.
I'm going crazy.
I'm literally losing my fucking mind because there's 10 million things I want to do, but I have to wait on a tax document.
I have to wait on a hearing.
I have to wait on approval.
I have to wait on approval.
I have to wait on approval from like four different companies.
I'm just sitting here like aggressively fucking whistling, trying to pass time.
So I played Dota, and now I'm furious because I fucking hate that game.
And the insidious things about competitive video games is that, especially team-based ones, is that you feel like you have some level of control over the outcome of the game, but you really fucking don't.
As long as you're like there and pressing buttons, you serve your team at least a 5% extra chance of winning.
And the difference between winning and losing, depending on how hard you try, is like plus or minus 5%.
So you have no fucking control.
You can play as well as you want, but unless you're sitting there grinding every fucking day, min-maxing your winning strategy, it's just like I invest all this time and effort energy into something that is effectively just a gamble.
The fucking toy cost.
I'm like Bossman Jack.
I'm just sitting there going like, okay, what am I going to do with the couple hours I have today?
You know what?
Let's go to dice.
Let's go to dice.
Ah, fuck.
I'm a fucking dude.
I'm a fucking dude.
What the fuck do you mean?
What do you mean?
Who the fuck picks a Sand King support and offlane when I already picked a melee offlaner?
Oh, what a surprise.
Our lane went terribly.
What a surprise.
The rest of the game went fucking terribly because everybody else sucks and I can't fucking carry.
Crazy.
That's every game.
And then meanwhile, I go over to email and I check.
Hey, I literally email people at least twice a week now.
Like, hey, any updates on this?
And if I get a reply, it's like, I'll check in on it.
What the fuck do you mean you're going to check in on it?
How about an update to the last four fucking times?
You said you were going to check in on it.
Oh, you're not going to mention that.
Okay.
I guess you're not fucking checking in on it.
I guess when you say I'm going to check in on it, you're just full of shit.
And I don't even feel, I honestly don't even feel like this guy in particular is like trying to blow me off because I have other contacts that are bothering him on my behalf.
Senator Furries Backronym Theory00:16:06
I feel like he's just not like, he's just not able to do it.
He's genuinely not able to do the thing that's asked of him.
Or the team in the back end is like we have a genuine, a genuine competency crisis where I feel like there's two kinds of people.
The people who are like trying to hustle and grind and who are like not good at it.
And those are like the majority of positions.
And they're either not good at it because they're just not good at it, or they're Indian and will never be good at it.
Or alternatively, you have the people who are competent, who have the ability to get things done, but are either just like completely sidelined from all of human economic transactions, such as myself, or they just give up.
I have a feeling that we have a huge number of people who are competent and able to do things.
And they're just playing Dota because they're playing Dota on welfare.
Because as long as they keep their income low, they don't have to pay for their own medicine.
And they get free food stamps.
And now Food Stamps buys everything.
I remember there's a lyric from Eminem like 20 plus years ago where I can't remember the song.
It's one of his most famous songs where it's like, man, these goddamn food stamps can't buy diapers.
And now it's like, I feel like you can buy diapers with food stamps.
And now you don't really have to worry about anything as long as you're not working and playing Dota.
that's the secret man if I if I went full see I've been making fun of Dosser Cog for being a gigantic useless piece of shit who just sits home all day with his fucking curry wife smoking weed and accomplishing nothing except seeding other Ethan Ralph literally eight hours a day every day for his entire life But he's got it all figured out.
He sits there on the goal and the council.
I can't say council bluffs housing because his curry wife owns the house, apparently.
Owns the small little six foot wide sliver of a home in the row housing.
But if he was not married, he would be getting council housing.
And it would not, it would probably even be an improvement over his actual physical domicile where he lives.
So what I'm trying to say is he's got this shit figured out.
And of course they got the NHS, the state religion of the UK.
But yeah, man, it's just pain in my ass.
If you have a strategy to win every fucking rank game, by the way, let me know.
My theory is that I'm just going to play pushers.
I'm going to push all the objectives down as quickly as possible and just ignore the rest of the game.
I'm going to rat because everyone else, everyone sucks.
You can't depend on everybody.
You have a nature's prophet in position one and the barracks are exposed and during a team fight that we're going to fucking lose because they're 20 kills ahead.
Does he go to the barracks and break it down?
No.
He's going to stand there as Furion and hit people with his stick because that's what he can do.
Don't want to overthink this.
Okay.
We need the hamster.
I think we need the hamster.
I'm start talking about news, I guess.
Where's the news hamster?
Wait.
Oh, I fucked up my joke because I went to my rant too early.
Anyways, you might have heard Kanye West say a bad word.
However, I assure you, he was not saying a bad word.
He was merely interacting with his favorite streamer, Bossman Jack.
Bro, why are you asking me these questions, bro?
Do I like pants, shorts, jeans, dungarise, whatever they're called, dunger race?
Dunderace, knickers.
Oh, dude.
Come on, dude.
That's not even funny, bro.
Dude, that's what the fuck, dude.
Wow.
All right, I didn't say that.
That's not.
I didn't say it like that, dude.
I didn't mean to say it like that.
It's not funny, dude.
I gotta be right back.
I'm gonna end my stream.
I didn't even say that.
Read the goddamn comment he sent me.
Read the comment he said.
It's a real word.
I didn't say the racist term.
I didn't say the racist term.
Read the fucking comment he sent me.
I'm fucking, dude, I'm not thinking true right now.
Sorry, guys.
Let me restart my stream.
So, Kanye is not a Nazi.
He is just where he's just a, he's just wearing knickers.
Knickers designed by Hugo Boss, presumably.
All right, let's throw up the hamster.
Throw up the hamster.
This is not the hamster chat.
I don't know what this is, but this is not the hamster that I wanted.
Can I get the hamster, please?
Okay, that's the hamster that I want.
Well, thank you.
Thank you.
By the way, while I have this beautiful image on my screen, I should now explain to people.
I should show this at the beginning of the stream.
If I was not retarded, I would.
If you occasionally see people in the chat asking how you super chat because I stream on like four different platforms and only one of them has super chats.
So if you want all your dono options, if you just go to maddie.live/slash D-O-N-O or donation or support, it will redirect you to a page that explains how to use XMR chat.
So I should show if I was a financially responsible economic streamer, which I'm not.
I'm suffering a competency crisis making money.
You can go to that, maddie.live slash Jonathan.
Anyways, start with this.
So in, I want to say Tejas, yeah, Texas.
The state senator Stan Gerdes has introduced to the state legislator a bill called the Furries Act.
Furries being a backronym.
See if it explains why.
The forbidding unlawful representation of role play and education or furries act.
I wonder how they generate this.
If I go to like Grok and I type in, is that even a proper?
It's not.
It's not actually a proper backronym.
Furry.
Oh, I guess the I is one, but then you just have furry without the S.
This is not a proper backronym, bro.
This is not, that's not how it works.
Okay, Grok, create a backronym for the word furries banning any sort of furry or lewd roleplay in schools.
Let's see if Grock can figure this out.
Better than the state senator for Texas can.
Grock is like suffering.
Usually it completes instantly, but right now it's just like suffering.
The task I burdened it with has crashed the application.
Great job, Elon.
I guess it got firebombed.
Oh, well, I can't read off the alternatives that actually make any fucking sense.
But what it does is it bans inside the schools any kind of furry-related BDSM-related paraphernalia or activities such as tails, leashes, collars, or accessories designed for pets, fur other than naturally occurring human hair or a wig made to look like human hair, artificial or animal-like ears, physiological features that have not historically been assigned to the homo sapien species through a means of natural biological development.
Not very careful not to use the word evolution there because in the state of Tejas, that might cause some quandaries for the poor state senator.
Behavior such as using a litter box for the passing of stool urine or other human byproducts.
I mean, that's agreeable.
Barking.
Yeah, I think you could just expand this to using any sort of non-medical container or facility for bathroom activities.
Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises that are not human speech.
And what's the end?
Licking oneself.
Okay.
So you not do that.
So I feel like this would be pretty uncontroversial even a couple years ago, but we live in an insane asylum now and the patients run the hospital.
And these are the modest restrictions we have to place on students these days.
I feel bad for people who are like in like a two-parent home and both the parents have to work because they're fighting against the wages of a million trillion H-1B immigrants and illegal aliens to afford a quality of life for their kids.
So they necessarily have to put their own kids in like public school.
They don't have like the freedom of the homeschool because this is what your home, your public school kids are dealing with.
I wonder why.
I wonder why we're in like this loneliness epidemic where it's like half of men and half of women by the time they're like 30 are like kissless handholdless virgins now.
It's a little it's like it's like literally I think for people under 24 at this point in time like 50% of men have not had sex and like 45% of women have not had sex.
So that's how bad it is.
That's how this is what they're doing instead of having sex.
They're pretending to be animals.
You know what?
I'm going to make a dangerous presupposition here.
All the furries I've ever met are like gigantic sluts, man sluts and woman sluts.
And the furry fandom is effectively like a socially retarded way of like nerds to fuck each other because they meet up in like suits and then they just have like bodysuit sex.
And they're having sex, but they don't have to look at each other.
And they can just, and everyone there has autism.
So they don't have to like interact.
There's no expectations that you behave a certain way.
Like if you can bathe and you can put on like a bodysuit, you can probably have sex at a furry fandom.
So here's what I'm going to say.
I'm going to say that whatever the fuck Zoomers are up to, it is unironically worse than being a furry.
I'm going to say that the furries at the high school are probably fucking each other.
The rest of the students are not.
So the senator is really doing no favors to the birth rate of the United States.
Anyways, that's funny.
I thought that was funny.
Mother State Senator, this one in a fine state of Minnesota, home to Ricada Law, from central.
I've heard, by the way, someone got angry once because Rakeda always introduced himself as a small law firm from central Minnesota.
But Candy Ohio County, according to a Minnesotan, is actually South Central or South Minnesota, and it cannot be considered central Minnesota.
So they took issue with that, that description.
Anyways, Senator Justin Eichon from Minnesota has recently co-sponsored a bill that would recognize Trump derangement syndrome as a mental illness within the state of Minnesota.
So this is kind of like how schizophrenia was a diagnosis for everyone who disagreed with the Soviet Union, I suppose.
However, this poor state senator encountered an issue immediately after opposing this bill.
He was arrested after soliciting an underage prostitute, and now he's in jail.
So this is another atomic black pill.
We have base senator man trying to pass meme legislation that makes all libtards psychotic by law so they can be incarcerated against their will.
And then on the sideline, he's got open his sugar daddy account.
He's like, hey, you look 14.
Can I pay you for sex?
And then the Minnesota police officer on the other side is like, T, sure.
13F Spicer.
And then the state senator shows up with like, did you bring this stuff?
And he's got like roses like, yeah, I got the roses.
And I got the teddy bear.
And it has that note specifically as you requested that says state senator Justin Ikorn and loves Susie.
I got all the stuff.
And then all the Minnesota, all the Minnesota state troopers, of course, the ones who arrested Nick Ricada also burst out the door and apprehended them immediately.
That's what's going up in Minnesota.
No good things, as per usual.
Why would the officer put on a voice?
Because he's talking to the predator, bro.
He's sitting there at his desk trying to like on his mic.
He's like, oh, God, he's like calling on Discord, bro.
He's calling on Discord.
It's like, oh, you have to answer.
You have to answer.
So he just does the falsetto.
But, you know, pedophiles are like really fucking stupid.
They got super low IQ.
So he's just like, oh, you know, I guess that's what I guess they sound like.
As long as I get underage pussy at the end of this, I don't care what they sound like.
Cool.
Yeah, imagine not getting a TCAP to the kids these days.
They're not.
This is what's wrong.
This is what's wrong with these kids.
They don't know who Chris Hansome is.
They don't know who to catch a predator is.
They don't know what perverted justice is.
And they're on Discord, but they discord kittens.
All the Zoomies can do is goon, mutual goon on Discord and groom day kittens.
And it's disgusting, chat.
Elon Musk and his reign against open information.
For some reason, I mean, not for some reason.
I know exactly why.
He really hates API access to the Zitter platform.
So he's blocked Social Blade from being able to scrape data to show how many followers people have over time.
And they're asking for like five figures.
They want Social Blade to pay like $10,000 plus dollars just so they can record some stats.
I feel really bad for Social Blade because it used to be like the super great platform where you could watch people lose subscribers in real time.
But YouTube was the first to realize that people would do this.
And YouTube got super fucking angry that people would have these watch parties to watch subscriber counts go live because it was bad publicity for their advertisers.
And that's the only thing that Neil Mahan cares about.
Neil Mahan would sell out his own fucking grandmother for more advertisers on YouTube.
So when they saw that this shit was happening, they got really pissed off and they started blocking.
They started limiting how much information you could get from just like public records.
And now Elon's doing the same thing, trying to limit how much information that people can scrape from the site just for even simple shit like this.
Okay.
I think that, oh, here it is.
Okay.
So Roblox, which of course is being pilloried by a base fan of Maddie, Ruben Sim, who I've always assumed is Chinese, but I think he's actually white.
I don't know why I've assumed this.
This guy, I think what happened is, is like he had the Blockland origin story.
He was like a Roblox player.
And then he realized that Roblox was like full of like pedophiles.
And he realized that because he was a oh, he was a creator on YouTube that did Roblox content.
Then he realized that like Roblox was like this evil, corrupt company that basically profited off child predators and didn't do anything about it.
So he started up like a one-man jihad against against Roblox.
And this has culminated in like international pressure against the company, stock shareholder revolts against the company.
There was that one guy that published this dossier about how Roblox is like doing absolutely nothing about child predation.
And this company, like what they do, and it's an interesting tactic that's completely legal.
I even asked Harden because I was so confused by this.
What they do is they write hit pieces that are designed to harm the reputation and stock value of a company as much as possible.
And they know that they're going to publish these articles.
And they know that they have a lot of pull in the financial sector.
So right before they publish the article, they open short positions really hard against the company.
Then they dump the article.
It harms the share value of the company.
And then they limit the stop or they stop the short and they make a bunch of fucking money.
So that's their political protest against Roblox.
And it's an interesting financial strategy.
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Maybe the foundation can do something similar.
That would be really funny.
But they have taken some more changes.
And there's a funny quote in this.
That Rob Blacks with Google Open AI and Discord launched the robust open online safety tools or Roost, a non-profit focused on building free open source tools to fight child exploitation.
Well, that's actually interesting.
Oh, this guy copy-pasted this from an email because there's e-marketer links and all this shit.
Does it have this is like to the thing?
I want the um just gonna copy this from like his newsletter.
Uh, that is actually cool.
I wonder if I can integrate this into the forum because if this is like a way to screen out, because uh, I've tried to apply for the Microsoft, they call it photo DNA.
It's like a way to filter out child pornography as soon as it's uploaded.
And if they're making like an open source version of that where you can plug into their tools instead without having to fucking grow, Microsoft makes you pay.
Microsoft makes you pay for this.
It should be like a service that's offered for free.
But if they're if they're opening it for free, that would be awesome.
That would actually be a really good thing.
Children younger than 13 are no longer able to send DMs.
I can see that being a good thing or a bad thing because it's like they're just going to move to Discord then.
And parents can access their child accounts for their own devices rather than their children's devices.
But the CEO, David Bazuki, made this very interesting statement.
If you're not comfortable, don't let your kids be on Roblox.
That's not the statement you want to make as a CEO of like a company that's already market saturated.
Like as many people playing Roblox right now, or like, how many people are ever going to play Roblox?
It's sort of like you don't want to tell parents, hey, don't let your kids play this shit as fucking game.
We don't give a fuck.
Awesome.
Next.
This is Alex Jones being silly, I think.
Let's watch.
Okay.
He's on the back of a Cybertruck.
And the left of Paris are not successful and will not be able to stop.
Look at that black tranny.
America is standing with President Trump.
Look at that butt, fat ass.
He's like, America is rising.
You lie.
Why won't you die, Alex Jones?
You lie.
It's like, what is he lying about?
Like, no, my country sucks.
In fact, it sucks more than ever.
It sucks harder than ever before.
Fuck you.
We love to feed you.
You're going to end your carousel.
Dude, imagine.
Imagine how fucking gay and retarded you have to be to make a physical sign with two words.
And you're so retarded and gay that you feel the impetus to censor half of your message because someone might take offense to it.
Is that not the purpose of holding up that king sign in the first place?
Are you not trying to cause offense?
Who are you being respectful to in this instance?
Who in this crowd of dysgenic fat retards are you helping avoid a psychotic break by censoring this message?
He's like physically assaulting him.
Brass.
Look at that one slide.
Don't buy a swastika.
The Elon Musk swastikar, the new EV.
You can get the Trump Limited Edition Swastikar if you spring for it.
It's gilded.
It's got that nice Tesla look, but all the rims are gold-plated.
It's really exquisite.
The Tesla Mada SS.
That's funny.
Imagine protesting a car dealership.
What the fuck?
Okay.
So, base Orange Man has released 80,000 files associated with the JFK dossier.
You would think that after 80 years that we would be ready as a public for the truth, but apparently the Department of Homeland Security did not think we were ready to handle the truth.
But Dolan Dumpf, he thinks we're ready.
We're ready to handle the truth.
So the base autist, they open up 80,000 pages of PDF files, run that shit through OCR, and they type CtrlF and hit Jew.
And this is the first result immediately.
For the information of all offices concerned, the confidential informant advised on November 26, 1963, that he had heard that one Tim Mosley allegedly had been attempting to negotiate the sale of machine guns to one Homer S. Eshavaria.
And the Eshavaria allegedly made a comment the day before the assassination of President John F. Kennedy that we quote, now have plenty of money.
Our new backers are Jews as soon as we or they take care of Kennedy.
So everyone's having a lot of fun.
Donald Trump gave all the autists all the documents that they could ever hope for.
And everyone's quite pleased.
The stream starts at 12 U.S. East every week.
I stream at the same time every week.
And there's still people who are like, what the fuck?
The stream started.
How did this happen?
That's all I have to say about this.
I haven't been following this because I don't give a shit.
Next, here's something I care much more about.
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In the United Kingdom, a hamster forum has shuttered down.
Turn press F, pay moment of silence for the hamster forum in the UK.
Why has this hamster forum shuttered its doors, its little cage gate to the little hamster cage?
Well, the answer is the angloids are at it again.
As the United Kingdom descends into pure fucking anarchy, violence at all-time highs, economic output at all-time lows, outlook for the country worse than ever before.
I think when the Luftwaffe was bombing the shit out of all of London and the UK, doing terror bombing, I think that perhaps people are more optimistic about the country's future than they are right now.
Because Hitler and his infinite folly simply didn't have Italy round up a million Ethiopians and just dump them into London.
Because if he had done that, things would have been pretty fucking bleak.
But alas.
So the Hamster Forum has closed because of a bill called the Online Safety Act, which was passed by the parliament into law recently and is now taking effect.
And this is what is expected of people who run a website based in the UK, including small websites, local community websites, and hamster forums.
The precise duties vary from service to service.
Most businesses will need to one assess the risk of harm from illegal content.
Two, assess the particular risk of harm to children from harmful content if children are likely to use your service.
Three, take effective steps to manage and mitigate the risks you identify.
We have published our illegal content codes of practice you can follow to do this for your illegal content risk assessment.
Four, in your terms of service, clearly explain how you will protect users.
Five, make it easy for your users to report illegal content and harmful content to children.
Six, make it easy for your users to complain, including when they think that their post has been unfairly removed or account blocked.
And seven, consider the importance of protecting freedom of expression.
So they have created this vague ensemble of rules, and then you have your terms of service has to include like an appeals process, but only if you're not posting things that are illegal.
And in the UK, if you say that somebody is a man when they're a man, but don't want to be called a man, that's illegal.
So they're effectively creating a bureaucratic process where every website, big and small, has to allow every shitlib retard to post.
While everybody who has any conservative opinion is banned for having illegal opinions.
And you have to expressly explain how you're going to ban them, or else you're legally liable for it.
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Awesome.
Dude, every time I think about England, I get angry.
Every time I think about England, I'm just like, God, I can't believe that they're still alive.
Why can't the Muslims just stick that knife in faster and just end it?
It's like that wings of redemption thing where it's like when someone acts so pitiful that it wraps around from pity to like anger and disgust.
Like, why are you like this?
Why are you permitted to continue existing in this state?
Why do you impose your existence on me?
Then this was a fun story.
This is like a reverse Joseph Fritzel.
In Connecticut, a stepmother, a literal evil stepmother, took an 11-year-old boy and locked him in a room.
And that's how that story ends for 20 plus years.
At the age of 32, he had the bright idea to set a fire, which instigated someone to call the fire department and evacuate the building.
And they rescued the 32-year-old 68-pound man from his childhood bedroom that he has been locked in by his evil stepmother for 20 plus years.
So, yeah, it's really crazy.
I'm surprised that so many people hadn't heard of this.
So they took him to a shelter and the shelter did this GoFundMe or Indiegogo to raise like $130,000.
I think like maybe even $150,000.
That's pretty high.
Because they say that he needs a multitude of medical services.
He needs full dental repair.
He needs immediate catastrophic intervention for his severe malnutrition.
He needs physical therapy.
And he also needs an education because the Shava said didn't homeschool him.
So he has like the education of an 11-year-old boy that hasn't eaten in 20 years.
So it is really nuts.
I was told that this clip in particular, these two clips are particularly interesting.
So let's take a look.
This is the woman.
Oh my God.
This is a call-off.
Oh my God, leave the fire.
Ma'am, what kind of black drink?
That's just the number one one.
I want to see the body cam footage.
I do enjoy some body cam footage yet.
I'm over here.
Go down the road.
Come on.
Come down.
Come down.
Who else is in the house?
Who else is in here?
My stepson is in here.
I'm in the right place.
That's it.
I have two cats.
Everybody's out?
Yeah.
But your subson's still inside.
Yeah, he's right here.
Okay, come out.
Come down the road.
Come on.
All right, my dog is shaking.
I know.
My dog is shaking.
That's the seven point three fire.
Okay.
Come on.
My dog's here.
My dog.
Come on.
I'm coming.
It must be the son.
He just stayed over here.
Dude, whenever there's a fire, like every fire truck from like every county nearby will rush to the scene.
Like if there's like an actual house fire, you get like an entire army of fire trucks like, woo, fire, baby, fire.
No, not in California.
In California, you burned to death on orders of the government.
She, um, it's not her son.
I don't know what happened to the dad, but at some point, she became an unwilling single stepmother.
Cloudflare Gene Map Free Speech00:06:58
Um, and she took it out of him, as it were.
Tragic.
Very concerned about that dog, it seems.
Uh, next.
Okay, so there, this is a fun story.
So, every single Tesla owner was apparently, and they put it up on a big map.
And to make things even more precise, they put the cur, they changed your cursor on this big map to a Molotov cocktail, implying, in my opinion, that you should go to the houses of Tesla owners and burn them alive with federally controlled explosive devices called Molotov cocktails.
This included, by the way, Kesh Patel, who is our Pajit in chief of the FBI.
So, they took the home address of the FBI director and put it on the internet.
And then, you know what they did?
They did two really interesting things.
The thing is called DogQuest, it's a domain hack.
So, it's DogQue or K.st.
So, it appears that for some reason, the .st top-level domain is the go-to domain extension for domestic terrorism.
I wonder where these Antifa people have gotten that idea from.
However, what they should have taken from other people who know better is to not use a domain name server called Nyala.
Nyala is a, I think it's based out of Lithuania or some shit, but it's ran by a former pirate party, the Pirate Bay guy.
And Nyala is like Antifa.
Nyala, for some reason, Nyala has like this really good reputation of being a super reliable.
I think it's no, I think it was Lithuania.
So, it's like a super reliable domain.
It's not, it's like a politically active fucking retard that will seize your domains instantly.
So, surprise, their domain was immediately seized by Nyala.
But you know what else is also surprising?
They are hosted behind Cloudflare.
So, someone on a different site on 4chan, which is also protected by Cloudflare, goes to Keffel's home and writes a note that mentions Kiwi Farms.
And this makes the Kiwi farms an imminent threat to human life that we are responsible for, even though it did not happen on our forum.
And then you have a website that is literally a map of people's names and homes and their association as someone who sells swastikars where your mouse cursor is a Molotov cocktail.
And Cloudflare is still willing to host that.
Isn't that crazy?
No big imminent threat to human life situation type deal going on there.
One day, Matthew Prince will personally issue an apology to me by giving me a blowjob in front of the White House press correspondence podium.
This will happen one day because there has never been a bigger hypocrite, liar, craven faggot in the history of all mankind.
It actually genuinely angers me.
It disgusts me.
It disgusts me how one man folded so hard to trannies, to men in dresses, and then he does shit like this.
I despise him.
No, I want to humiliate Matthew Prince.
I want his legacy to be completely and totally obliterated.
I don't want anyone to ever remember him.
Because it's like, it's one thing, it's one thing to be a gross retard tranny.
It's one thing to be that.
Because like Liz Fong Jones is Liz Fong Jones, you know, he's a man who was accused of rape, who married a lizard woman tranny as well, and considers himself a multiple system, multiple personalities where you have to ask him every day, hey, who's presenting right now?
What's their pronouns?
Like, you know, that person is a monster.
They're never not going to be a monster.
Matthew Prince was a free speech libertarian for his entire life.
And he was a free speech libertarian three days before he took down the site.
He personally posted an article explaining how he was a free speech libertarian and Cloudflare has no business regulating what websites are protected and what websites are not.
And then the very, like two fucking days later, on a Sunday, on a three-day weekend, he publishes another blog article about how we're the worst website he's ever fucking hosted.
My little stupid fucking website is more dangerous in the minds of technocrats than a website that literally just has people's names and an incitation to burn them alive with fucking explosives.
That's what I deal with with a budget of $0 a fucking day and no institutional backing whatsoever.
Completely cut off from financial systems.
All right, next.
This is a story about how there was a guy in China.
I mentioned that I actually remember talking about this for the first time on stream.
And what he did is he crispered a baby.
He tried to activate a gene using CRISPR to unlock a higher IQ.
Apparently there was a gene sequence that was associated with very, very high IQs.
So he crispered a baby to have this gene sequence and inseminated a woman with it during using IVF.
And the baby was born.
China was very angry about this concerning ethical violation and sentenced him to three years home incarceration.
House arrest.
That's the word.
Three years house arrest.
Well, now he's out and he's doing it again.
He has made three more CRISPR babies and has publicly said on Twitter that ethics is holding humanity back.
And since Donald Trump is in office and nobody seems to give a shit anymore and China is just randomly annexing pieces of Russia and it can do whatever the fuck it wants and nobody can stop it.
Yeah, we're CRISPRing babies now.
The future will be operated by the ultra-wealthy like Elon Musk, who CRISPR babies to have 200 IQ, and they will be so much smarter than the average population.
That it's like the George Carlin bit.
It's like the average person is going to be too fucking dumb to sit down at a table and think we're getting fucked over.
What are we going to do about it?
They're going to be 100 plus IQ points lower than the ultra-rich and their children because they've been genetically edited to be smarter than everybody else.
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Fun times.
China.
I actually didn't see this link before.
Oh my God.
This is like an expose video.
Who the fuck is this?
Rumpel Andreas Ronberg, creator of Cry of Fear, accused of grooming.
He posted censored nudes of a girl he was grooming to prove his innocence while sleepwalking on ambient.
She doesn't even remember if she was 17 or 18.
Okay, I don't.
What is Cry of Fear?
Don't talk to Rumpel Cry of Fear.
Where the fuck is this?
How did I get this?
It's a Half-Life mod.
What the fuck?
It is a Half-Life mod made into an indie survival game.
And now Andreas Rondberg is 16 and 17 years old.
I don't know.
That's legal in Sweden.
I don't know.
Saying that you were sleepwalking on Ambien when he did it, though, is a bit of an excuse.
He enjoyed his gaming music.
I wonder if this was Andreas projecting his own perversions.
Let's see this.
I can't read this.
There were three little kitties.
Oh, wait, okay.
Now it took me like 30 seconds to adopt this font and put it in my brain, but now I can read it.
Three little is it kitties or baddies playing in the park?
Said the first little go home.
I cannot read this.
Whoever whipped out their E-Pen and penned this document did a genuinely horrific job.
This is from the game.
Yeah, I figured this out.
I cannot fucking read this.
Let's go home.
Babies, bitties.
It gets dark.
The first two went on their merry way, but then the third stayed playing all alone.
Come here, child.
Come with me.
I guess it is kitties and not kitties.
Come with me.
The I cannot read this.
Yeah, I know this is not an actual fucking note.
Are you retarded?
Just it's actual handwriting, though.
You think, dude, I can't get over how fucking dumb people are sometimes.
Yeah, obviously it's not a real fucking note.
But it's real handwriting.
You take a pen and you draw on your fucking tablet, an e-pen.
You take an e-pen and you draw on your fucking tablet, and it's still your handwriting, even though it's not a real note.
It's a real note in the sense that someone wrote it out.
And whoever wrote the fuck out can't fucking write.
The bushes whimper it softly.
Okay, I got you.
They say curiosity killed the cat.
It is kitties, then I guess.
I don't know.
Okay, I don't know.
I'm not into horror.
Okay, I'm not into horror.
Here's a true story.
During the peak of the five nights at Freddy's Craze, I played one round, and when the thing jumped at me, I pressed the escape button.
And as it turns out, when you press the escape button in that game engine, it literally just immediately closes the game.
You don't get like a menu.
It just exits.
And then I just don't reopen it.
So I never played Five Nights at Freddy's beyond the first minute.
Anyways, I don't know.
Sucks to be a fan of that game, I guess.
Sucks to be this idiot sleepwalking on ambient posting 17-year-old nudes on the internet.
Next, let's see what's going on in the gay man industry.
I heard that that fucking gay man was with the black samurai was being played.
It said over a million people played that game.
Um, even though the steam chart says less than 50,000 were playing that game, but apparently, 1 million people are playing it.
I don't know.
I can't read PSN numbers, I guess.
So, uh, let's see what the gameplay is like.
What's what's life like as a black samurai in feudal Japan here for you?
A gift of future color and joy: blue anemone seeds.
I had hoped to find a brighter, bluer pitch, but these were hottie, they will grow well wherever you plant them.
What a thoughtful gift, Yasuke.
I don't know what to say.
Really?
I do not think I've ever seen you quite so tongue-tied.
Not yet, at least.
I hope you aren't easily chilled.
Do you think someone might see us?
Maybe.
Do you care?
Yes, because this is a fruit of Japan.
And if I am caught with my dick and a boy, I will be executed on orders of the emperor, especially as an honorary samurai.
That is against the shamurai code.
Eww.
I didn't watch this beforehand.
I hope they don't like cut to butt fucking.
Okay, no, there's no butt fucking at the end.
Um, I was informed that that character is actually a heckin' valid indie.
So this is a gay black man samurai in feudal Japan about to butt fuck a heckin' valid indie Japanese man.
So that's what's going on in this game.
Um, I don't know why they made the assassin's creed game.
From my understanding, is very straightforward.
You are a ninja or some other kind of stealthy boy, and there are bad guys and there are things, and you want to kill and steal, respectively, the things.
And apparently, there's some weird plot about how you're a time traveler and you're killing and stealing to make history great again.
That is my understanding of Assassin Creed.
However, this is now ass in Creed, where you are ass to ass and in the ass at the same time with the heck and valid envy.
I like how the voice actor for Yasuki, by the way, honestly sounds like an African immigrant who knows Japanese or has like a Japanese accent.
Yeah, it honestly sounds like if you try to get like a Nigerian to do like a phony Japanese accent, you'd be like, I can't do a Nigerian Japanese accent.
I won't even try that.
I won't bother you with that.
I have never seen you show tongue tie.
Supposedly, this is the last one before they go bankrupt.
Well, you know what?
They fucking deserve it for making you play it.
I don't have to tell you.
Next, life is strange.
I played this game on stream.
Many of you remember it as being a fucking terrible, terrible game.
All of the Life is Strange games pale in comparison to the absolute endless torment that was the first one.
In the first one, things happened.
Christian girls commit suicide.
You are literally abducted into a rape dungeon.
And the rape dungeon is like a metaphor because it's actually not a rape dungeon.
It's a dungeon where an adult man kidnaps little girls.
And instead of raping them, he photographs them as they die because he's like, I want to capture, I want to steal that moment of innocence.
And it's like, okay, this is obviously a rape metaphor.
But if you release this game with like a rape dungeon, it would traumatize all the 13-year-old girls that are actually playing it.
So we're going to make this a photograph rape dungeon instead.
And then someone else, someone else is actually dead before the game even starts.
And it was revealed that it was inside the photograph rape dungeon that they were killed.
And basically, everyone almost dies horrifically in the photograph rape dungeon because of it.
And then, and then at the very end, either your best friend dies.
Oh, and the game opens with your best friend being shot.
And then the game ends either with your best friend actually dying for real this time, no cap, or your entire town where you grew up being obliterated from the face of the earth so that you can have your lesbian romance.
This game, nothing happens.
Nothing at all.
Literally nothing.
Some, like, some weird lady, some Arab dies, but they're not even fucking dead.
You immediately learn how to travel between existence, and then they're alive and boring for the rest of the fucking game.
That is this game.
It sucked.
It was so terrible.
It was very hard to make fun of.
And then immediately after I played this game, it was announced that they're doing a round of layoffs.
And now, for whatever reason, Life is Strange Double Exposure has somehow won an award for best social awareness.
Social impact.
There is no social impact in this fucking game.
The most interesting thing about the writing of this game was that there is a tranny in it.
The tranny is a professor.
And he's voiced by a tranny.
And he sounds like a tranny.
A tranny that smokes, to be specific.
And the tranny is a mean, vindictive, petty asshole.
And the tranny is actually the best character in the entire game because every other character is so like stilted and cringe and boring.
But the tranny has like all this personality and their personality sucks.
And it makes me feel like it's a self-I think if we even look this up and it wasn't written by the tranny that voiced it or whatever the fuck.
So it's like this self-insert character that is like portrayed in the worst way possible.
But I feel like the tranny that wrote it felt that it was really cool when he was writing it.
And he just comes across as a complete dickhead.
So I don't know what kind of social impact they think that they had, but they won an award for it.
I feel like Dustborn was, if I was running the game awards, I would have given social impact to Dustborn because it was a much more funny game and much more interesting.
And they are gauss.
And also there are Glenn Deck radio gauss that are warning people about illegal immigrants.
So what I'm saying is that Dustborn got snubbed is what I'm saying.
I was going to say, oh, I was thinking while I was watching this gay romance that I have been seeing less and less white female black male pairings in media and advertisements, which is to my to my preference.
I do not enjoy seeing this demoralization propaganda.
But you know what I've been seeing more that makes me suspicious, chat?
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Black male, Asian, female, or Asian male pairings in advertising.
And it makes me wonder: have they given up?
Have they given up to the backlash, or more likely, have the whiteys been so successfully buckbroken, but Asians still have like this really strong in preference?
And now they're just trying to buckbreak Asians.
Can I do a poll?
I haven't done a poll in like literally forever.
Um, let's try this poll, which is likely whitey wins, or it's Asian turns.
Does this work?
It does.
Okay, do the exclamation point vote one if Whitey has won, or do exclamation point vote two if you just think it's the Asian's turn.
Vote now, chat.
Okay, the votes, the votes are coming in.
I'll let that run as I progress to the next slide.
Chat, take a sip, take a moment, moment of zen.
You don't have to convince Asians not to procreate.
It's true, they've already been buckbroken.
All right.
In New Jersey, if you were having a baby, you would receive a little piece of paper.
And the little piece of paper says this: Sexual orientation and gender identity questionnaire.
At Inspira Health, our mission is to provide a safe and compassionate experience that improves the health and well-being of our community by placing the safety of our patients and the support of our employees at the center of all we do to enhance our ability to fulfill our mission as well as comply with recently enacted state legislation.
We are requesting information below on your sexual orientation and gender identity.
Please complete this questionnaire and return to the staff performing your registration.
Patient name slash newborn in parentheses: newborn date of birth.
What sex was your baby assigned at birth?
Female, male, or prefer not to answer.
Do you identify your baby as female, male, transgender, female, transgender, male, genderqueer, or additional?
So you can write in.
This is like the fill, the open answer on the election, or prefer not to answer.
And the best one, which of the following best describes your baby?
Lesbian or gay as the first option, straight or heterosexual, bisexual, self-describes, please specify or questioning unsure.
I prefer not to answer for some reason.
Questioning unsure is even funnier to me than the other ones because it's like your baby has no concept of literally anything except drinking milk and pooping.
And it's like, it's one thing to be like, yeah, I'm looking at my baby.
I'm pretty sure this is going to be a trans femme lesbian.
Like, that's that's like one layer of mental illness, but like a supreme mental illness.
But it's like an additionally complicated mental illness to be like, I don't think my baby knows yet.
I think my baby is currently in doubt about it.
It's been a lot.
It's been alive for one day and it looked up at me and my partner who's also chest feeding with the help of pus-inducing lactation aids.
And this baby is now completely uncertain what the fuck is going on.
And it's just, it's, it's, it's really in a bad place.
It's really in a phase right now.
It's trying to figure himself out.
Terrible.
I think that they said that like they said that this was state legislator, but I think that there's no actual state legislation that requires this.
I think they responded.
The bill was modeled after an Indiana statute and is designed to provide public health officials with the tools they need.
Newborns are not subjected to this data collection because parents are not required to fill out the form.
Many health description.
So the thing is, it's are not subjected to the data collection, but they're not required to fill out the form.
So what the fuck is it?
Are they not subjected to data collection about this?
Or is it, are they not required to fill the form?
Like for the parents, it makes sense because if you have like a bisexual dad and you know the wife is having a baby, you got to know that because then it's like, well, you have to check this baby for AIDS because this bisexual man probably is like fucking around with dudes and has AIDS.
He might have passed it along to the baby.
Like that's a legitimate health concern that they have to ask the parents for.
But with the baby, that's weird.
It's weird to even print.
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It's weird that the person like wrote this form out and then other people printed it out and the nurses handed this out and no one at any point was like, what the fuck is this?
Why are we doing this?
You know what I mean?
Anyways, the poll.
33% of people believe that Whitey has won.
And two-thirds of people believe that it's just Asian's turn.
So that is the prevailing opinion in chat.
Let's see.
So Dylan Mulvaney, who I personally like to remind people of this.
I apologize if I said this like 8 million times.
Dylan Mulvaney started a TikTok channel called Days of Girlhood.
And I remember I first made fun of him for being an absurd caricature of the trans identity movement thing.
Like in his first couple weeks, like his first month of doing this.
And by the end of that year, Dylan Mulvaney was literally at the White House getting a cookie from President Joe Biden, literally walking out of the White House with a presidential cookie in his hand before the first year was over.
And he was like, I think he had lived in both LA and New York City and he wanted to do stage performance, but couldn't do it.
So now he just does TikTok.
And he's still around and he's still doing those.
His popularity has declined massively in part because he was briefly sponsored by Bud Light, who immediately walked back their decision.
All the boomers like properly chimped out.
For whatever reason, the tranny on the beer can thing.
It wasn't even like they released a line where it's like, if you bought a Bud Light in stores, it would have the tranny on it.
He got like a 12-pack of promotional beers that featured his face, as did many other TikTokers.
And for whatever reason, that was what triggered the boomers into having a proper fucking tantrum.
And so they did what any highly intelligent, respectable boomer would do.
And they dropped Bud Light.
They boycotted Bud Light and they started drinking Miller Light and Bush instead, which had no net impact on the brewery.
And apparently, all it did was like traumatize a bunch of Bud Light distributors who now suddenly had far fewer orders to fulfill and just hurt their company.
So that's what the boomers did.
Dylan Mulvaney, after that, did not have as much success.
And now he's published a book to try and drum up some drum up some excitement for it.
Is that the one?
No, that's the other one.
Okay, let's just read these actually.
My mother just laughed and said, Nothing you've done so far is what your bigger purpose is.
I wrinkled my nose, almost offended me.
Almost offended.
You're telling me that all the trauma I've been through amounts to nothing?
No, she responded.
You're here to be a mother.
A mother?
I always ask.
I asked her, I've always kept the possibility of having children open for the future, but as I become more and more polarizing in the media, motherhood felt less and less of an option.
Ayahuska needs to be, you know, we need to send Ayahuska to get Mo. Chat, press one if we should be sending Ayahuska to fucking Guantanamo Bay.
But then she showed me what motherhood could look like, and that worry melted away.
As I held two babies in my arms, I cried because I hadn't let myself envision this future out of fear.
And here's where shit gets really weird.
It's really awesome when you're writing like a book and you decide to write like a fucking tween on Discord.
Here's where the shit gets really weird.
How do I put this?
I lactated out of my nipples.
No, you did not.
Now you might be thinking, Dylan, you're metaphorically lactated, right?
I thought the same thing until I felt the shirt on my body starting to become soaked, not with sweat.
I opened my eyes, looked down, and sure enough, my nipples were leaking.
Press two to doubt the fucking imbecile.
Suddenly, I was back in bed where I lost my virginity at 19.
My trips thus far were mental and not physical, aside from the lactation.
But now my body felt tense.
Quickly, I flickered through all the men I had let inside of me.
I was confronted with the desire and willingness on my part and lack of care and love for my partners.
So he's just a man whore.
He's a proper fucking AGP man whore.
After each man faded away, I felt little pieces of myself chipping off like porcelain.
Though I knew I was on a cot in Peru, my body felt like I was being used over and over again.
I guess he went to like to do a spirit journey and did a bunch of like HRT and lactation meds with this weird tranny that somehow has two children.
Scene after scene, trauma after trauma, my parents telling me they're getting a divorce, my coat being pissed on in the boys' locker room, my mouth being covered while my abuser whispers, it's okay, baby, it's okay.
It's a Rolodex of pain that exists inside me.
Mother A found it and was calling every number.
So divorced parents and molested.
I wonder why he's AGP.
This is the origin story of literally every fucking AGP.
Every single one of them.
Exact same fucking origin story.
And he says, finally, A finally brought me to my Dylan the Harlot years, and I could see the hurt in Teen Dylan's eyes.
You talk about me like I'm a monster, Teen Dylan told me.
She was right.
I was trying to diminish that chapter of my life to the extent where Dylan the Harlot was no longer a part of me.
Her pain tone turned to one more optimistic.
I'm obsessed with the version of you now.
I think you're really, really cool.
I love your videos.
You're my hero.
Finally, an icon to molested children of divorced parents everywhere.
This is why we absolutely have to keep them off of social media.
Actually fucking disgusting.
But let's see what garnered more attention.
It was, of course, Dylan Mulvaney walking.
Here he is in New York City.
Now I think we should hand out some paper doll books to some of these people out in Times Square.
Let's go.
Now, listen here, Chat.
I'm not like a doctor that studies bones.
I'm not a physical therapist that can correct gates your walking or running gait to that of a healthy gait.
However, Chad, I've been around for quite a while.
I have seen people run to and fro, as it were, all over the world.
And I don't think I've ever seen somebody run quite like this.
Some of these people out in Times Square.
Let's go.
Let's go.
No.
It's just like the hips, the way the hips move are so unfeminine.
The wide stance.
It's just not ladylike at all.
I do like the clap, clop, clap, clap, though.
PS1 run animation.
That's quite good.
Um, okay.
News hamster, you are dismissed.
Thank you.
Next, um, Anna Valens has been exposed for being creepy by uh Phil.
Wait, no.
How long is this?
I will watch this.
25 minutes.
So this guy exposed Anna Valens.
If you don't remember, in brief, Anna Valens is somebody who's very gross.
He's a tranny sex pest.
He published these bizarre like Twitter space videos years ago about how fifth girls need to be rounded up into fifth girl breeding facilities where they get like cum dumped and plapped by tranny tranny dominatrix, trans femme, lesbian queens and forthfully impregnated, like literally just like outlining his breeding feathers, and how he wants to rape women.
And it goes on and on and on for like five minutes straight.
Uh, then he tried to join drop KIWI Farms very briefly, but he is such a gross sex pest, degenerate freak that Liz Fung, Jones AND Keffels told him to off immediately, because those videos of him talking about raping women in breeding barns uh, being associated with their movement, was an immediate, obvious uh like toxin, neurotoxin.
So he did off.
He went private for a while but now he's back because he's an attention horror.
I want to say he was a journalist for like a bigger publication.
I even want to say it's like the NEW Yorker or something.
He was like the Lgbt writer for some some large publication let me see if i'm right, the Daily DOT.
Sorry, that's not quite the NEW Yorker, but he was an author.
Oh, Jesse Single.
And Kitty Herzog oh, I wish I had heard that because that would have been funny.
So that's fun.
So uh, Kitty Herzog and Jesse Signal uh said we need to like bash one of the grow some gross retard training.
Let's bash Anna Valens now, because if you, if you were to like, sit back and do like a proper retrospective on how crazy the training shit was at its peak, like you had just.
Uh, Jonathan Yanov was friends with the co-founder of Twitter and was able to get people banned off Wordpress, which i'll remind you.
There are people who have set up Wordpress blogs to like dox my family and call them child molesters that they couldn't get taken down until they got a court order.
So Wordpress will stand by the most vile, horrific things possible without any evidence.
But Jonathan Yanov had such good connections that he could get random feminists just uh posting about how he was abusive and a monster taken down from from Wordpress.
Uh, he managed to get my stream and account banned from Youtube before I even do the stream on him.
Um, he managed to get my account banned on Twitter.
He managed to get my hardware at the Buffalo data center physically evicted because he called up the ceo or something and uh asked him to take us down and they literally unphysically unplugged my router And had me physically move my hardware from their data center.
And I lived there.
I like lived next door to this data center and I could walk to it and I would walk to it.
Now I'd walk to there like every day while I was setting up 1776 hosting.
And despite that, some random tranny on the phone was able to get me physically evicted from this data center that I was there.
He had trannies everywhere on every fucking facet of journalism, just completely controlling the narrative.
So if you were to really do an introspect, a post, post-what is it?
Retrospective.
It's actually fucking insane how much power they had.
And Anna Valens is a great candidate for this.
So let's see.
I actually want to see what this says.
Oh, he's going to read it.
Oh my God.
What a great idea.
They were talking about the breeding barn thing.
So now he's going to do the breeding barn thing a second time to try and like make fun of it.
Okay.
The year is 2028.
United Soviets of America have emerged run by groups of 12 to 14 trans women who all initiate breeding facilities where we high-five each other while spit roasting cis women.
We call it the gender crit wet pussy carousel now with less respectability politics.
Is this or is this like Grecian Martin fanfic?
What the fuck is this?
Katie, stop silencing trans women.
Keep listening.
What is this?
Oh, Justin Signal is making Katie Herzog read this and he's like, what the fuck?
It's just some kind of like weird sexual fancy.
How do we, what, what?
Why do we have this?
Like, it's been half a decade.
Like, why is that?
Oh, my God.
Anna Valence is a fucking.
I forgot about this.
I forgot that Anna Valens is now using a fucking VTuber.
So he doesn't have to show his face on the internet.
Dude, the VTuber shit is like crack cocaine for trannies.
That is like their utopia is that they don't have to do any surgeries or do anything to pass.
They can just like exist in the metaverse as like a demon woman that fulfills all their sexual fantasies as a teenage boy and just be represented as that.
And nobody can question it.
That is the outcome.
We're all going into Matrix pods and all the trannies will have their VR projections exist as like a reality that we just have to live with.
Conversation.
I recently found out that he's recording this and his like Vtuber system creates his character on like a green screen.
So he's like put in his frame and then green screened it out on top of what he's talking about.
But he forgot to deselect the box where his webcam, his like virtual webcam is outputting the character.
So you can just see the boundaries of his bounding box in the recording.
That no one's ever heard of called Blocked and Reported decided to talk about me and slander my good succubus name.
I have been slandered.
No, in all seriousness, Jesse Single, who is really well known as like a reporter that is, I would say quote unquote trans critical, and Katie Herzog, who is like even more so, very anti-trans.
They got together and they decided to do a podcast episode where I figured that out from the first five seconds.
I decided to bring up my name because the publication I used to work for, The Daily Dot, was referenced.
There really wasn't a good reason to discuss.
I love that.
I love that.
This is what happens.
If you hire a tranny, this is what happens.
It will come out almost immediately that they are like an absolute fucking degenerate that is just openly on display with their creepy rape footage.
And even like five plus years after they're fired, people will have this permanent mental association of your brand and that tranny's fetishes.
The Daily Dot.
That publication that had the breeding barn rapist tranny as a writer.
Bud White, you mean that tranny beer with Dylan Mulvaney?
It's like a permanent mental scar on your brand mark that will never ever go the fuck away.
Google, you mean that hired Liz Fong Jones, the multiple systems training that was accused of rape?
Oh, wow.
Awesome.
Instead, what he did was kind of force his colleague to listen to a dirty joke that I made.
Bandit Kid Amberlynn Creator Clash00:15:14
And it's a dirty joke.
Dirty joke.
Followed me around the internet for five years.
And I want to finally explain.
Five years?
Dude, I'm calling it.
This is one of those things that I'm like, I'm passionate about.
I hate this tranny so fucking much.
I actually remember things about him.
A dirty joke.
Dude, that's such a way to downplay it.
Because when I worked in Australia, one of the things that surprised me about Australian business culture is that it's not prudish at all.
In American culture, there's very much like a sort of like sterility to the corporate culture, and people are very afraid of getting called out for sexual harassment and such.
So, you know, people are very like straight-laced in the U.S.
But on like Zoom meetings with the Australians, they would make jokes about like anal and stuff, like in the middle of business calls.
If you were calling something that was like a product feature that you were working on, like a silly name and it sounded sexual, they would like laugh at it.
And it's like, you know, that's what a dirty joke is.
It's something that you can get away with in even polite company if it's like the right atmosphere.
But he's just like, this, it's like a proper five-minute tweet, by the way, it's not the full thing.
There is a five-minute long fantasy diatribe of this weird tranny explaining how he wants to kidnap and rape and impregnate all cis women, especially TERFs.
Like he outlined specifically that any woman who's against TERF is like double plus good for the breeding barn rape fantasy.
And it goes on and on.
I played this on stream like three fucking times.
Every time I bring it up, the people that know it's all be like, no, not again.
Please, not the Anna Valens breeding barn rape video.
This joke, in a way, downplaying it.
Jesse's signal obsesses over me.
Oh, we used to be on good terms.
Okay, this is the voice clip.
Let's listen to this.
Point is to force you to listen to this, which was the cause of Anna Valen's cancellation.
I would like you to listen to the whole thing.
This is Anna Valens talking, and I want your real-time reaction.
I'm curious what you'll think about this one.
Here it comes.
In the future, there are a number of institutions that emerged originally as mutual aid projects and publicly funded tech fencers.
He's just like jiggling his like anime titties while he's like listening to his own breeding barn fetish.
This is very meta.
But over time, they gradually became these community-run institutions where if you are a trans girl or if you are trans feminine, you can go ahead and sign up for reservations.
I'm just going to let it play.
Fuck you guys to one of many breeding facilities where you get to breed the shit out of that cisgirl pussy.
You can absolutely devastate that shit, you know, fucking destroy it.
What the fuck?
Murder it.
It's done.
Like they have to find the girls out.
Absolutely out of commission.
I have to pause this.
Is this or is this like Gretchen Martin fanfic?
What the fuck is this?
Katie, stop silencing trans women.
Keep listening.
This audio post was ripped out of context because I did a tweet August 31st, 9 a.m., 2020, where I said, creating a grassroots outreach organization for trans feminine people who like breeding cisgirl pussy and the cis styes that like getting bred.
I'm calling it the macaroni in a pot project.
This was an obvious joke about WAP because WAP from Cardi B had just come out.
So it was a reference to that.
And then I continued.
It's mutual aid connecting cis girls with that sick trans girl eggplant emoji until it all sounds like macaroni.
If you donate just $10 today, you could help fund access to Poppers and Viagra for the trans girls in need who want to absolutely go to town on that fucking pussy.
Murder that shit devastation.
So this was originally a reference to that tweet and it was pulled completely out of context.
The reason why I referenced that tweet is because that was the original tweet that then led to my iconic Soviet breeding farm tweet, which we'll talk about as we continue to listen to this.
But I want to point out a lot of people are only listening to that voice clip taken totally out of context and they don't understand what I was referencing was this like tongue-in-cheek, really vulgar, but like kind of like goofy joke about like a mutual aid project for like a like getting your breeding kink on.
Totally just supposed to be vulgar and crass.
The equivalent of like a queer version of a family guy like vulgar joke.
There's no specific like ulterior motive.
It's just a shock humor shock value joke.
All right, let me continue.
This originally started as just your classic breeding facility, but it was expanded over time through a Kickstarter actually.
And again, a mutual aid project.
So there's a lot of cis girls in tech that really supported the venture.
God bless them.
They're real co-conspirators for the movement.
And, you know, now we have breeding saunas.
We have breeding bookstores.
Okay.
If you enjoyed the Anna Valen's breeding burn rape segment, meddy.live/slash dono, get your super chats in.
Support the stream.
Definitely didn't run out and get a drink while you guys were suffering.
Yeah, it's a joke.
Anytime you get caught out on anything, any weird, creepy, obsessive shit that you do that's like specifically targeted to specific people, it's just a joke, bro.
All that shit that Liz Fong Jones is about, just a joke, bro.
Get like over it and shit.
Why are you obsessing?
Jesse, can you imply you're not a real woman?
Well, you're not.
Conclusion.
I'm not a real woman.
Okay, next.
More trune news.
Kid Bandit, my favorite wrestler.
Sorry, James Stefani Sherlin.
You gotta move on over.
You've been usurped by your own protege.
Kid Bandit is back in the squared circle, ready to take on all the women of England.
What is that face?
What does that look?
What the fuck is that?
I'm a scary demon.
I'm a scary demon and I have 70 hair.
Rar.
okay let's see this i think this is the competition there's something about his face he You know what he?
Oh my God.
You know who he looks like?
He looks like that guy that was a meme on 4chan's B for a long time.
And it's like, if you see him, you have to post like a picture of shit.
I'm vague.
I don't even know how to describe this meme.
It's like a picture of like this, the poop guy.
Yeah.
It's like a picture of the scene guy.
And the log posture.
Yeah.
It's a meme of the scene guy from the 2000s.
And for whatever reason, I can't remember the exact way it goes, but if you see him, you have to post pictures of shit or something like that.
Andy Six.
Yes.
The logs.
I love how half of chat is utterly bewildered.
They think I'm having an old man schizophrenic episode.
My mind just truly lost it.
And then the other half of chat is spamming Andy 6.
I know exactly what I'm talking about.
It's very funny.
Oh my God.
Boom.
That was actually pretty good.
Watch.
Boom.
That looked real.
I guess he's a dude, so he can get pushed over by like a woman, right?
Those kicks look bad.
That's stupid.
That's dumb.
Just look, just here's what you do for your promo.
You ready?
Just put this on loop for like a minute.
This is all you need.
That's all you need.
I just want to, I just want to see you.
Look, maybe it's just because he's like slammed against the ground.
It's like, ooh, this is satisfying to watch.
This is not.
This is stupid.
This is like, this is like, okay, you, it's like you took the lady and you're like, okay, I'm going to hook you up to like a mocap and you got to do a really dramatic death.
This is what happens when the main character dies in the video game.
Like takes a fatal blow.
It's like, boom.
Like, ah, just like in the movies.
Is there another one?
Does he hit the ground again?
That's less believable.
That's also less believable.
That's stupid.
This is stupid.
I don't understand wrestlers, man.
The first one where the tranny slams against the ground is the best.
Hey, he needs to wrestle Jim Sterling.
He's working up.
Jim Sterling is the top female wrestler in the UK.
If you haven't heard, I think he literally won an award for like top female wrestler in the United Kingdom.
So the kid bandit has to work his way up.
He has to do a couple rounds on his return tour before he can face off against the dust.
The best of the best.
Creator Clash.
Dude, if Creator Clash was like a bunch of trannies beating up women and James Stefani Sterling and Kid, that's it.
That's where they'll do their face off because they're doing their American tour, their American circuit, and they're going to have their big fight at the create.
Dude, just put me in charge of Creator Clash, Aniza.
I'll put on a show.
I'll put on a show.
Because I don't know too much about wrestling.
I'll need help.
So I'll go to PayP, right?
Me and PPP will organize Creator Clash 3.
And we'll just say that Aniza and iDubbs made it.
So they won't get any money, of course.
We'll split the money.
But Aniza and iDubbbs can pretend that they had something to do with it so people like them more.
And then we'll set up a whole thing.
We'll get like a Kid Bandit to beat up Aniza.
That would be funny.
That'll be great.
No, Creator Clash is like actual boxing, right?
It's not like wrestling.
That's okay.
We'll do wrestling.
Nobody will notice.
Nobody there will even give a fuck.
Anisa's there to box and then Kid Bandit comes out with the chair.
Anisa's got like her hands up to cover her face.
And she's like squaring up against Jim Sterling.
And then Kid Bandit jumps over the ropes and just slams her over the fucking head with a chair.
It's just like, this was supposed to be boxing.
and they start wailing on her.
That's how you do it.
That's how you get people to talk about your event.
You subvert expectations.
You think it's going to be a boxing match.
And then you just go full-out slop wrestling content with like trannies kicking the fuck out of Aniza Joma on the stage.
The pay-per-view subscriptions after that first fight were like quadruple.
That's how you make money, okay?
You put on a show.
Okay.
So a long time ago, I did a stream on Amberlynn Reid.
And in Amberly, in the stream I did on Amberlynn, I talked about how her life is basically broken up in sagas by who she's dating at that time.
Like Amberlynn effectively has no no man's land where she's not dating anybody.
She's like a perpetually coupled up, never wants to be alone.
It really hurts her self-worth.
She often has two girlfriends at the same time, so that there's zero down time between one relationship ending and one relationship beginning.
She's that good.
She's that good at managing her time to min-max her relationship status.
So, um, Becky aka Necky was very boring.
She's a very, very boring person.
Um, but the one on the right is Destiny.
Destiny is what's called in the Amberlynn community the goat, the greatest of all time.
Uh, she is Amberlynn's true love.
Uh, Amberlynn has never gotten over her.
If I remember correctly, um, she's the only girlfriend that actually cheated on Amberlynn and broke up with her, and she never got the fuck over it.
And also, uh, to the viewers' pleasure, to the ladies who love Amberlynn Reed drama, Destiny is also the funniest and the wittiest, so and the meanest.
So, every it's just like this perfect combination that like makes her the hero of all her sagas because Amberlynn really loves her and she does not love her and she's really mean to her.
And when they were together, if Amberlynn said something stupid or lied to the camera, it's like to her audience about something that they did, and she would just immediately call her out on it, like in public in front of the viewers, and just be like, No, why are you lying about that?
That's bullshit.
And it would like infuriate her, but everybody would laugh.
And she, they did a little stream together where they're making fun of Amberlynn because that's like the only way they get viewers, to be honest with you.
Um, Becky has a hundred thousand subscribers because occasionally she puts out a video like this where she just shits all over Amberlynn and it gets 200,000 viewers because Amberlynn's hate fandom is enormous.
Uh, mostly located on YouTube, but uh, this little tidbit was dropped by Destiny.
Of course, she was the greatest of all time, and it made me laugh.
Exactly, what breaks my heart every single day regarding being on YouTube.
I would appreciate it if you would talk to her and tell her to stop.
This is completely disrespectful, Destiny.
You know, everything I've been through with this.
This girl you like is now beating down the girl you used to love.
Please make this stop.
Well, I mean, Dana was very against not even being civil with Amberlynn when me and her were we weren't even dating yet.
This is we were just talking and had gone like a date.
Wait, Like, this is not it.
I apologize.
I thought I had a time stamp to everything, but I'm rehard.
There we go.
Her and I, and people were just commenting on it, like, you know, how do you deal and all that?
Oh, no, no, no, here, like, it's Amberlynn.
Like, she didn't want anything to do with her.
She didn't like nothing.
So, Amberlynn sent me these screenshots because it's a hate group on Facebook.
And of course, Amberlynn was part of it.
You know, she had to be reading about herself.
Of course, that's that's funny that she she like had fake Facebook accounts to join private like troll groups that hate her on Facebook just so she can see what other people have to say about her so she can be angry about it.
Like if there's shit that pisses me off, I just don't look at it.
If there's nothing I can do about what people are saying or what I'm seeing, and there's no reason to look at it besides make myself angry, I just don't look at it.
Husband Sadist Destiny Video Fet00:08:29
Um, whereas she for some reason, people like this have like this compulsion where they have to know what people are saying about them.
Like, who gives a fuck?
Dana just posted a picture of her and I does.
She get them shut down, oh my god.
And people were just commenting on it like you know what's what's crazy about that is that that's so self-injurious, because when you have a local who's like, shutting down all the friendly groups on, you know, like the family friendly, like Reddits or not Reddit anymore.
The snark credits are crazy.
But like Facebook, they move to the forum like.
They don't just disappear, they just move to a place that you can't do anything about and all that.
And she was constantly like in these Facebook groups.
She was constantly on like Discord.
She was constantly on all that stuff.
Yeah, I know.
Like, especially Kiwi Farms.
She was Becky.
It was Becky.
I didn't realize.
I thought that was Destiny.
But then Destiny confirms it.
Crazy with Kiwi Farms.
Yes.
I'd be like, why are you reading that?
Like, if it's upsetting you, why are you doing that to yourself?
Like, why are you just continuously reading it and just like putting yourself down, basically?
Yeah.
Like, I don't know.
She just did it so much to the point that she started letting it control everything that she did.
And like, that's what was going into her videos and stuff was her trying her hardest to do what she can to change people's minds or to prove somebody wrong in some way somehow.
But we all know that she would just end up messing up in the end anyway, especially like it's um, I just like the thing she constantly had the tab open.
Like me.
Just have the Kiwi Farm scab, the casual open, just checking for stuff.
No, it's uh Becky and then Destiny's on the right.
Whitey's not in this.
Whiteby did not want to be associated with her dumb bullshit for the most part.
Um, and then Amberlynn responded, she responded roundabout to this by reacting to a troll channel that had like made fun of her and called her raglan bleed.
And apparently that she takes this as like a making fun of her for having cancer.
We don't even think was the point of that statement, but she reacted to this.
Um, and then I think this one part is where she says something about the forum or Riyan's response to this video.
She kind of wanted to get the attention off of Beck and Destiny's video from definitely not.
Becca and Destiny's video genuinely sucked like okay screenshots from nine years ago.
I'm sorry I was hurt.
I'm sorry I was desperate for her attention earlier yesterday.
She wanted to that's her only reaction to it.
She uh, I mean she kind of has a point, like all these two girls do, is they go over like really really old shit, like February 12 2017, and they just make fun of her from back then.
But people eat it up so whatever.
There's one thing, by the way, or other comment that made me laugh, where she's complaining about the Raglan bleed thing and makes this comment silly joke.
I wanted a word that not a silly joke rhymed with your last name, so use the word.
There's a lot of words that rhyme with read.
I mean, I can think of one right now, feed a lot more funnier than read Amberlyn Feed.
Formerly Destiny Perfect um cool awesome, uh.
Next, we got an update on Bex Bex Gerber, who now has infuriated a significant number of people due to their her child's flathead and easily preventable condition uh, simply induced by neglect in most cases.
Um, she has decided that.
Here's what happened.
Okay, she had um, a boyfriend and a husband.
I looked this up because I was curious, so I did some research.
She had a boyfriend and a husband.
If I remember correctly, the earner is the guy that was the Um, that was the was the married okay, so she married one of them, and then the other was the boyfriend, and then um she was having this sexless phase, so she decides that she wants a child, but she doesn't want to have sex to have it,
so she instead acquires semen and impregnates herself from her two live-in male partners.
But the partner she chooses for the impregnation is the one who she's not married to.
And I feel like this was a tactical play on her part.
Her husband is the only person who earns income in the house of any substance.
Then she has her boyfriend, so she thinks, I'm gonna lock them both down.
If I marry one that makes money, and then I have a child with the one that doesn't make money, they both have an anchor and they can never leave me.
Um, that did not work out as she planned.
Uh, she, but the child, I think, is like the proper custody of the husbands and not the sperm donor boyfriend.
So, she's kind of failed at this because now the husband's not paying for any of her bills, but she's also kind of succeeded because, from my understanding, the husband still lives at the house, but they're just separated right now inside the house.
So, she's like desperately trying to finagle these people to stay with her forever.
And now she's going through her Bex slut phase where she is posting extremely titillating photos of herself.
Obviously, avert men avert your gaze because a statue of Venus, a true, the female form perfected is before you.
Definitely does not look like a horror movie character with dead, soulless eyes staring to your fucking soul.
Um, she's on Fet Life, I want to say taboo.
So, she's on something called taboo, and she's talking about scening at a this must be fet life.
The fuck is this?
Looks like fet life, anyways.
She hooked up with a guy already.
You ready?
This is him.
This is Man in the Mirror, and he's a 41-year-old male sadist.
If you want to know what a sadist looks like, he looks like this.
But, people, the uh, the savvy viewer noticed that he looks very close to Arthur Chu.
So, I don't know if he is the chin's a little bit off, but he does look very close, especially because he has like that round head that's like shaped weird.
And then, also, he has like this very unnatural haircut that is like really too short, and it just essentiates, it just makes him look like a chia pet instead of someone that has like a head of hair.
It's also very thin, so it is pretty, pretty shockingly ugly, I would say.
And it's hard to tell them apart.
Just something about their face that makes them so hard to tell apart, but that is a thing.
He's a sadist, dominant, straight, he, him, play, looking for a relationship, a play partner, submissive slay, slave who's a princess by day and a slut by night.
Fascinating.
So, now here's what here's the deal: here's the rundown: we got the husband who is the legal father, but not the biological father, who lives in a house with his wife who does nothing but smoke weed and play League of Legends all day while they ignore their child.
And then they have another partner who does absolutely fucking nothing, but is her other boyfriend.
And he's expected to pay for all this because he's an idiot and he enlisted himself into this relationship to begin with and agreed to have a child with this woman who's clearly insane.
And now, while he's preparing to move out, she's going to start introducing strange men who are self-described sadist into the home where they all live and also where their child is.
And this is just what they do.
This is just their existence.
And I've been informed by the Upper Echelon Society that I have no choice but to accept this and respect this lifestyle because love is love.
And who am I to judge?
They're just like you and me.
Hut Corrective Training Carpenter Hut00:03:23
This is what we've been taught.
Okay, chat.
So you have to deal with this.
Awesome.
Next.
Next arena.
Are we really two hours in already?
This is going to be a long ass stream chat.
I think the issue is that I've been talkative.
I've been talking too fucking much.
I'm doing a podcast.
I'm talking too fucking much.
Okay, more documents leaked from the pest who are currently trolling the fuck out of Jackie Sing.
She had always professed that she had a honorable military service.
She's a veteran of the United States.
However, as we discussed earlier last couple episodes ago, she was a private.
She's like the lowest of the low.
They kept demoting her, but she stopped.
Like every time they demoted her, she just gave less of a fuck until eventually they let her go.
And now another report has been found by the pest, which we will read today.
Supposedly, this contains more information about the sordid details of her departure.
PB2 Singh, this counseling statement is for the actions listed below.
You failed to be at your corrective training.
It was stated that you would be given a two-wake-up call by me, SPC Larios, at 5.30 hours, and then you would report to CW2 Garner at 540 hours at the shop.
You did not comply with your corrective training for the reason that you were not in your C hut.
I had to come wake you up and you were not there.
Oh, so he even tried to like wake her up.
Like, hey, hey, hey, buddy.
Hey, buddy.
It's time for your corrective training.
And then he gets there in the C hut and she's just gone.
And he's like, okay, well, I can't even wake this dumb bitch up.
I informed SBC Mo.
That's a weird name.
Mo that you were not there.
So we needed to find you.
SBC Mo and myself had looked for you for about three.
Not only did he go to C Hut to try and find her and did not find her for the corrective training that she was aware that she had to take, but they couldn't, they searched for her for 30 additional minutes and she's just fucking gone from the entire base.
When we came back to your C Hut, you had walked around the corner.
I asked you where you were and you told me that you were in SBC Carpenter's C Hut last night watching movies and you had fallen asleep until this morning.
PB2 Singh, you violated the company's visitation policy by staying in SPC Carpenter's C Hut past 21, 30 hours.
The policy states that no one of the opposite sex will be in the sea huts past 21, 30 hours.
Oh my God.
She literally was too busy getting passed around in Carpenter's C Hut between the boys to make her own corrective training.
And that was her excuse.
She just was like open about it.
Like, yeah, that was happening.
PB2 Singh, you know what the proper uniform for PT2 PT is sweats, top and bottom PT, t-shirts and shorts, white socks and running shoes.
Your white socks are not to have any kind of symbols, logos, or prints on them.
It says you will be denied stuff.
And then this was signed by a guy who has a really, really pretty signature, actually.
Dude, this was like in 2003, too?
And the military was already so soft where it's just like, yeah, this like brown Pajeet woman can just fuck around and do whatever she wants.
And I'm not going to do anything to you.
I'm going to like hold your hand.
I'm going to, it's just crazy.
Harem Cuddle Nice Guy Octopuses00:08:11
Because in my head, when I think of the military, I guess I think of it like they always yell at you.
And then it's like, if you don't show up to like, if you're like a superior officer is like waiting for you to like do training for like your own penalty thing, then you just like immediately get kicked out.
Like you're too fucking stupid to even show up on time to your own like penalty.
Like why would we ever want to keep you in the armed service?
But I guess not.
Nowadays they're like, oh my God, you have to stop sleeping around Jacqueline.
Jacqueline, you're compromising the myth and readiness by sucking Thomas Cock, Jacqueline.
The next time you throw up in your peachy slacks right away when I say though, must be hurting, bros.
Must be hurting.
But we can win.
We can win the war against China.
We're going to send Jackie to the shores of Taipei to defend our allies in the name of freedom and democracy, chat.
Next, we got white dudes for Harris.
His name is Harry Sisson, I believe.
There's a couple Zoomers, but this is one of them.
Now, Harry Sisson is a good boy.
One of the goodest boys.
He's a sweetheart, actually.
He proves that men can be men and also be dainty little queens that feel empathy for hecking illegal immigrants or undocumented migrants as they prefer to be known.
And he's just a good boy and he respects women.
Well, let's see how that turns out.
You ready?
We don't read on live.
Yeah, I saw about this.
Like, actually, lunatics.
Like, genuinely, they are this individual in question is insane.
Wait, who is her?
And so, I'll say, yeah, you know, I can share with the Chris.
I'll send a screenshot.
Yeah, no, like, like, legitimately, Chris and I have been talking about this for days.
Oh, this individual is fucking crazy.
Wait, what?
If you want to support the live bro, that bro.
Look at him reading the phone.
I am say ying.
No.
You'd be good out there, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
You'd be safe.
That's also.
That's what I'm saying.
Is that how they talk?
Is that how Zoomers talk?
They just go, brah, brah.
Hey, brah.
Brah, you, brah.
Just what I'm saying, she, man, brah.
Meanwhile, he's looking at his phone and he's reading this, I think.
Harry Sisson convinced 11 different women that he had no roster and he respected them for more of their bodies while persuading them to send explicit photos of themselves through Snapchat, including one from a domestic abuse survivor.
When women discovered each other one by one, he called them all insane and attempted to coerce them into telling the public that the photos were fake.
A request of the reader said physical differences of suicide.
So this guy convinced 11 different women that were of his age that they should sex him.
And he did, did he do this by saying, I'm the one true alpha male and you're lucky to be in my harem?
Because in the future, we're going to have to decide: are the women going to go in the Lib Chad's breeding barn or the tranny's breeding barn?
And they're like, well, I don't want to get raped by a tranny, so I guess that's fine.
No, he used the most powerful tool at the hands of a lib shit and he used deceit.
He told them, no, really, babe, I love you.
And then he had 11 of them.
I've heard, I don't know if this is true, but I've heard of this.
And I've talked about this on stream about how, not necessarily in this context, but it's kind of adjacent to it.
How whenever I see a guy that's like, to use the word simpering, he's someone who's very submissive.
And he tries to entice women to have sex with him without just saying that.
He's like, I'm looking for a lovely lady to cuddle.
I like to laugh and to spend time watching movies and eating cereal and smoking weed.
And I'm looking for a partner in crime that can spend lots of time hugging and cuddling.
Like that kind of shit.
That shit is posted by somebody who's more dangerous than a serial killer.
And women know it.
That's why the nice guy always loses.
Because if you're out there and you're like, no, really, I'm like totally not trying to have sex with you right now, but I would totally love it if you would come to my house and drink with me.
Like, that's more, that's why you get this cartoon, right?
Where it's like the guy saying the handsome guy says something, and then she's like, oh, you're so sweet.
And then the creepy guy says something, like, hello, HR.
It's like, Ted Bundy.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a porn addicted savage who murdered and raped women across the country.
And then women are like, oh, you're so sweet.
And then you got the nice guy who's like, honey, can we have a little bit of a cuddle?
I just want to cuddle.
I just want to like touch you.
I want to feel your perfect skin.
And they're like, oh, my God, get away from me.
Help.
Help.
Help, HR.
Help.
Like, that's that's the, there's a reason for this too.
I think it's a legitimate psychological phenomenon where people who use deceit to entice partners, who use like the nice guy routine to entice partners, are like they, they are more likely to be deceivers, manipulators, conmen than a guy who's just like, yeah, I want to, I want to fuck bitches.
I want to say, I want to smash box.
I see that lady over there, and I bet you, I bet you a beer.
I go over there and I lay it on thick.
She let me smash that box.
Like that's a much more intellectually honest proposition.
And that actually has a response.
If Billy Bob walks over to Charlene and he says, I want to smash your box, you actually have the option of saying yes or no to this proposition.
Whereas the nice guy who's like, oh, let me just buy you a beer.
I just want to hang out with you.
Oh my God.
You look so fascinating.
What do you do for a living?
You're a writer.
Oh my God.
What do you write for?
Like that?
You can't say no to that.
Like, you react to that and say, I have a boyfriend or something.
Like that.
That's weird.
You can't do that.
He's trying to avoid like any of that, like any of that confrontation.
There's no yes or no.
You're just being this soft pressure, manipulative, manipulative, soft, deceitful pressure, chat.
It's dangerous.
And people know it instinctively.
If you meet one of these, these smooth talkers who are like roundabout trying to accomplish something without saying what it is, people who are aware of what's going on will be skeeved out by it.
Academic turn is sneaky fuckers.
I remember watching a documentary about octopuses.
And there was an octopus.
Octopus, they don't have sex.
Instead, men generate cum sacks.
And they insert, imagine this.
Imagine if your penis just shot out like ice cubes.
And then you had to take the ice cube and insert it into a woman.
And that was reproduction in your species.
That is the octopus.
And there are big blue octopus out there.
And then there are small wimpy octopus out there that have no chance.
If they try to insert their cum cube into a female octopus, the BBO will just rip them apart and tear them in half like a phone book.
So what they do is they disguise themselves as a woman octopus.
And then they sneak in to the guy.
And the guy thinks, oh, he's like, he's a part of my harem.
I'm going to have a harem of female octopus in him.
And this octopus is one of them.
But he's actually a guy in a dress.
And he's just pretending to be a female octopus.
And then he sneakily sneaks in his cum cube into the harem and then gets the fuck out of there.
This is a real thing.
I'm not joking.
This is a thing.
This is an evolutionary thing that I think applies to our society.
We have the big blue octopuses of our society that are alpha males and they have women.
And then there are the sissy octopuses who are trying to be sneaky about it.
And they're dressing up, but they still have sexual intentions.
They're just not being honest about it.
This is a real thing.
I'm not even joking.
Controversy Mr Pizza Lolly Plapper00:09:41
You can look this up.
I'm right.
Okay.
Next.
What I'm trying to say is that this guy, this Harry Sisson guy, this guy is the wimpy octopus in a dress, but he still has many cum ice cubes that he intends to insert into as many women as possible.
And he just is not honest about it.
Next arena, this is in the Texas Senate, another Texas bill that is acquiring some tension, but this one, because it has passed the Senate, and it is a ban on cartoons that feature children or apparent children, real or fictitious, in sexual situations.
And this has caused some controversy.
Now, let me be upfront with my opinion on this.
I do not support the government trying to ban LollyCon.
And the reason why I do not support the government trying to ban LollyCon is because I do not believe that it is possible for any competent or legally competent, not competent in the human sense.
It is not possible for our government, especially to pass a bill which can effectively criminalize something that is a drawing.
I don't think that's possible.
Not that I don't think that it would be a bad thing to reduce consumption of this.
I just think that it is literally impossible for our government to do it right in a way that wouldn't infringe on other freedoms or worse, put liabilities on platforms or platform holders that stifles speech indirectly.
I just don't think that's possible.
This is news.
You're right.
It is news.
Why is the hamster?
Just for this little bit.
So I haven't actually read the bill.
To be quite honest with you, I've heard some controversy that effectively, this is the anime hysteria.
The animes are saying that this effectively bans all.
This is true.
They're saying the anime's are saying that this effectively bans all anime because under the description provided by the Texas legislator, which bans sexualized depictions of cartoon characters, it is impossible for any anime to be legal because they say that they all have depictions of what look like children and they all are children and they all look like they have children in sexual situations based off the text of the bill.
Which I don't think is necessarily the way you want to word that.
But that's what they're saying.
So that's kind of my point.
But at the same time, it's my point also in why anime sucks at the exact same moment.
So I'm proving double right.
I retweeted this, by the way.
And there's a group of people from HN who hate me.
They hate me.
And they are obsessed, obsessed with fucking LollyCon.
Because what happened after HN shuttered is that all the people obsessed with LollyCon, most of them from V, went to like splinter sites that explicitly allow LollyCon in the video game boards.
And these people fucking despise me because they hate me from HN days.
And they blame me for HN not surviving, basically.
So whenever I post anything about LollyCon or the Kiwi Farms has any kind of controversy, these people stare up into a frenzy and go after me.
But they go after the forum.
To this fucking day, by the way, Lollycons believe without any reason that a LollyCon website called All the Fallen was shuttered because of the Kiwi Farms.
And it's my understanding that the site did not shutter and that there was no mention of all the fallen except like a like a thread with three pages on it.
But they blamed us.
So you can add people who jack off to cartoon children being raped to the list of people who hate the forum and hate me.
But they went after me for this and they did the usual shit.
They brought up all this shit from Blackland.
They're like, haha.
This was 17 years ago.
Aren't you embarrassed?
No, I don't give a fuck.
The other part was that they tried to say, and I see this constantly.
This is the weirdest thing to me because I don't think it's what it says, what they hope it says that anybody who is against LollyCon is always a pedophile.
And they bring up one example.
There was a guy called Mr. Pizza.
Literally, that was his name, Mr. Pizza.
And he was like a reporter for a big publication.
And he made a tweet about how anime shit is for pedophiles.
And then he got caught with child pornography and he's in jail now.
So anytime you say that anime is fucking creepy, you get people saying, just like Mr. Pizza.
I would love to see what the police find on your hard drives.
And it's like, I don't think that that is the point you, I don't think that point is made how you want it to be made because the implication is that anyone who doesn't like anime is a pedophile.
But who better to identify what material is for pedophiles than a pedophile?
I feel like if you took the brain of a normal man and you took the brain of a pedophile and you could like, these are like AI models based off real, real like pedophiles and real humans, and you showed them an image and you gauge the arousal.
Any image that aroused only the pedophile and not the normal person would probably be pedophilic.
I feel like if a pedophile is saying that's for pedophiles, then that is probably arousing to him in that sense.
I don't, I don't, I do not understand the purpose of bringing of trying to say, look, this convicted pedophile who owned child pornography said anime was for pedophiles.
Okay.
Cool.
Just ban anything from Japan, bro.
I'm there.
Fuck Japan.
Oh, this was the response, by the way.
This is the guy.
A lot of the responses to this state.
If I scroll down, you just see like children in bikinis and shit with like camel tail.
So I'm not going to do that.
But these are some of the examples.
This is the projection.
As you can see, this is an anime girl, and then there's the Mr. Pizza behind him.
When this card is activated, when someone claims the anime or lollies are for pedos, when in reality, the real pedos are the loudest voices against anime and manga.
Okay, buddy.
This is my favorite post, by the way.
No, not that one.
Where is it?
This one.
Aha.
Nano35P, aka Lolly Plapper.
And I have been told, I have been told, and I'm going to name in shame.
I have been told that the 35P in his username is a VTuber reference.
I don't know what it references, but that is how the fans of a specific VTuber identify by themselves on Twitter.
So, if you are a 35P, just know that your brother in ARM, donoing to the same anime girl that you are, watching the same anime when she does her little karaoke, when Odoka Doku Chan does her karaoke on the live stream and you're sending her $50 or more specifically, 5,000 Argentine pesos to get the red super chat.
You are sharing that experience with Lolly Plapper.
Now, let's see what Lolly Plapper has to say.
Really protecting those drawings, huh?
Though I will admit, it would be interesting to see Lollycons take on the entire government, Lamau, with how committed we are to our passion.
I think we would have a fair chance, laughing, crying emoji, which of course is also a pedophile reference.
Of course, this isn't going anywhere because the First Amendment exists, but funny thought.
And then there is another one that I really like.
Ah, this one by Lazzie Ozzy.
Ready?
Here's what Lazzie Ozzie has to say.
Half of the Texan tech industry is going to be arrested if this passes.
So this guy thinks that half of all anime are tech people in Texas are just gooning to Lolly all the time.
And they're just going to nuke their entire tech industry.
Sorry, the tranny lolly plapper gulags are open.
We're going to co-ed you guys together.
You guys can sort it out yourself and then you're going to get mo.
So there you go.
Let's see.
King Cobra JFS has launched a meme coin, which has become a trend recently thanks to Trump.
And I will just say, like, this is obviously just some fucking guy who has the ear of Cobes and is like, I can make you some money.
You just have to launch this shit coin.
It might get a market cap of like a couple thousand dollars absolute tops, but they just do these rug pull things.
And it's just fucking bullshit.
And I hate it because it makes crypto look bad.
It's like crypto is really important to how you make money.
If you are banned by everything.
Okay, two hours in.
We're now in the locale content zone, chat.
The best part.
Ready?
Let's see.
Let's start this off strong with a statement from Hassan Piker, our lord and king, Hassan Abi.
Everyone loves him.
Everyone on this stream is like, Hassan, my favorite.
I all give my super chat money to Hassan.
Let's get back to Solo Tiny Leaks.
December the 9th, 2024.
When a person named Solo Tiny Leaks posted a few cryptic messages on the Destiny forum on a site called Kiwi Farms, which is a message board infamous.
Oh, gross, dude.
Chain Swazi KKK Embarrassing Review00:07:32
Why the fuck would you?
Dude, why would you fucking mention the name of this goddamn website, dude?
It's like, it's such a gross website that Destiny has actively defended it.
Okay.
That's what you need to know.
It's a serial doxing website, and they hate everybody there, myself included, and Destiny as well.
There were attempts to shut it down by another person who also hates me and is, you know, a fucking freak in her own might.
And at the time, at the time, he was like actively trying to keep it afloat.
But now he wants to sue the website.
These messages read, is this stuff public yet?
Not sure if it's any interest of you guys.
Yeah, they have a suicide leaderboard on there.
They try to actively harass trans people to get them to kill themselves and then flex.
It's like so easily disproven that it's hysterical.
But people can just repeat that shit for free and nothing can be done about it.
You can just fucking lie.
I just like how the churk roach who worships a pedophile prophet hears the word Kiwi Farms and he's like because he's like genuinely afraid.
Like, oh, fuck.
I played a video that mentioned Kiwi Farms on my fucking stream.
I might get yelled at by Dan Clancy.
He might come out of his goon basement and yell at me for promoting the site, incidentally.
Well, so Kanye West is doing his schizo thing.
He has bought a KKK hood.
I don't know why.
Just chilling out with the hood.
Oh, he even put his diamond swastika chain on the hood so that he can bling out.
I like to imagine that he wears this in private.
He's like in a basement.
He has like a mirror.
He's doing like the goodbye horses dance and his KKK hood with the Swazi chain.
Just listening to like Darotsa Bama or whatever the fuck flaga.
It's like chilling out.
And this is the operative part from the song I played at the beginning.
Pretty bass, I guess.
I don't know.
But you know what?
All this being based might not be very persuasive to me, but it is very persuasive to a certain other type of person.
Here is Nick J. Fuentez, savior of the white race.
He is reconnected with his best buddy, his platonic friend, and he's just hanging out together, finally back up where he belongs.
Yo, you know, I'm here with my white supremacist homeboy, Nick.
There's two bros hanging out.
I noticed that Nick is not wearing the diamond-studded Swazi chain.
You know, if Nick was smart, he would ask for the diamond-studded Swazi chain because if that's real diamonds, that's probably like at least like $200,000.
You know what I mean?
Wait, why does Kanye West have tape teeth?
What is that?
Is that a grill?
Is that a grill?
Does Kanye West have a grill?
Is that what?
Is that what that grill looks like?
It has like fangs and shit.
That's weird.
That's bizarre.
Okay, sorry.
That took me off because, like, why does he have like, I thought it was like, why does this guy wearing like a spirit of Halloween $1 fake plastic Halloween fang teeth?
Like, what the fuck is that?
Anyways, I would take the Swazi chain because that's like gold and diamonds.
And you can make money off of that if you don't want to wear it.
But Nick Jay Fuentes is not worthy of the Swazi chain.
As he knows, he will only be the second in command.
The real fear will be Kanye West.
And he will simply be like someone like a secondary.
I would say Himmler, but I don't think Nick Fuentes could be Himmler.
I don't think so.
I don't think he has enough kooky ideas to be a Himmler.
And he's not fat, so he can't be a Herman Goring or anything.
I could be a Herman Goring.
Next, Andrew Tate is suing anonymous users on Twitter for defamation.
Many of them are completely anonymous.
One in particular is Murdered by Crayons.
Murdered by Crayons is a Rudolph Hess.
That's a good one because he was a traitor.
Okay, so Andrew Tate's suing Murder by Crayon.
The Murdered by Crowns is like a very virulent anti-Tate guy on Twitter.
Whenever a Twit, like a Tate thing pops up, Murder by Crayons is there with like receipts indicating that Andrew Tate not only was active in sex trafficking but bragged about it openly.
All the people who tried to like pass off, like, oh no, he was just being persecuted by the Romanians.
That guy is there.
They're pretty good to follow.
He's being sued.
And what I find fascinating about this is that number one, he's suing in Florida.
Andrew Tate is not a resident in Florida.
Neither is murdered by crayons.
So I imagine that all of his lawsuit shit is going to be dismissed by jurisdiction.
And then he'll probably cry about leftist judges.
Like he just got kicked out of Florida.
So it's very obvious that nobody in Florida wants him in Florida.
So him suing in Florida is really bizarre.
I'm not sure what the point of that is, except to fail immediately at the first hurdle and then complain that like the Florida activist judges are trying to oppress him or some shit.
However, I will say this.
Lawsuits are very expensive, even frivolous, shitty ones like this.
And I remember, and I could be remembering, I will say this, I could be remembering incorrectly.
I'm not 100% on this, but I remember Elon Musk making a statement that he would pay for the lawsuit to defend anyone sued over speech for things they said on Twitter.
I've been told that I'm confusing this with a statement that he made where if anyone got fired for statements they made on Twitter, Elon Musk would pay for the lawsuit against the company.
But I feel like I also remember him saying that he would pay defense for anyone sued for defamation on Twitter.
So I could be wrong, but I doubt Elon Musk will pay for the defense.
His buddy Andrew Tate is beyond reproach.
And he has decided to, after this clandestine failure of a lawsuit against anonymous users on Twitter, he posted this amazing soliloquy.
Tremble at the wisp of my name, for I wield the shadow fist, a force forged in the abyss of forgotten ages, or sorry, forgotten ages.
With a single stroke, your spirit will unravel, your bones will turn to dust, and your shadow will flee in terror before it is devoured by mine.
Cross me, and not even the light of the sun will find your wretched soul when I unleash the wrath of darkness.
People look up to this guy as a masculine figure instead of bullying him for being a fucking faggot.
Unreal.
I've actually known that like a lot of shit from Twitter shows up on my streams, and I promise that I source most of it from the forum.
And but you know, shit happens on Twitter, especially with low cals and shit.
Shit happens on Twitter, so it ends up on the stream.
DSP PPP Detractors Dent Tractors00:15:34
I've stopped using it as much because I just feel like I'm shouting into a void and nothing happens as a consequence.
And it's just depressing because every time I open it and I read what people are saying, I'm just like, you are dumb.
You're so fucking dumb.
It's such a weird, like powerless experience where I'm just like, you're so incredibly fucking stupid.
And there's nothing I can do to make you less stupid.
There's nothing I can do or say.
There's no perfect string of words I can use to like mind rape you into believing things that aren't fucking retarded.
So it's just like you open it, you're just like subjected to the sluice gate of absolute abject human stupidity all the fucking time.
And it's just like, it's the most depressing fucking thing reading what people are saying.
It's just like, is this the future?
Are people like you the future?
Am I going to be governed by people like you who are fucking retarded?
Who worship brown Muhammadine rapist?
Who, I don't know.
It's just like, it's just like shockingly painful to be like, wow, you're actually an imbecile.
Anyways.
Oh, is this this already?
Okay.
Fuck it.
I didn't think that was coming up until later on.
Okay.
Let me get a sip.
This is a long explanation.
So, thousands of years ago, Dark Sides Phil played video games on the internet.
Many people consider this to be a mistake.
Years and years later, he is still around.
He is still streaming video games.
And he has accumulated quite a bit of personal reputation debt.
But more than that, he has acquired some of the most obnoxious, grading, annoying fucking anti-fans in the entire fucking universe.
That he's simply maligned under this blanket term of detractors.
Now, there are some people on my forum who would like me to make a distinction.
You have people who are making Punta Phil like any other locale.
Those are the detractors.
But then there's a subcategory, an undemensch of this group of people that are known by the detractors as the dent tractors.
Because DSP's fans are simply called the dents.
And they are called the dents because some of his biggest pay pigs are people who literally have brain damage induced by trauma to the skull and they have a dented skull.
So, DSP's income is mostly done by guilt-tripping literal dents into pay pigging him endlessly every month after month for the worst content ever put out.
Because, quite frankly, his video game playthroughs are the worst fucking things to sit through ever.
Um, he is a terrible, terrible, terrible entertainer.
He is awful.
Um, and it's impossible.
That's that's what's so shocking about his like dent tractors.
Is like, how do you even have the time or mental fortitude to sit through this guy's boring ass fucking streams to find shit to talk about?
Because it's just the worst fucking thing.
Thankfully, DSP puts most of his entertaining bits in like the first 30 minutes.
He does these pre-streams that can last up to two hours where he just does what I've repeatedly referred to as like his business meetings.
Like, the first 30 minutes of his stream are just cold open.
Like, hey guys, thanks for showing up.
Um, my finances are really fucked.
If you can give me a bunch of money, I would appreciate it.
And then he goes on like that for 30 fucking minutes instead of just plugging and going.
Um, he does this every stream, and that's where they get most of their content, anyways.
So, they're just awful to deal with, they're literally the worst people to deal with on a regular basis.
I loathe when DSP shit's happening because then I have to talk to these people, and they're just like the most aggravating fucking cunts on the site.
Um, just in general, anyways, uh, PPP found this out firsthand.
He started getting involved with DSP because he found a way to get DSP into his good graces, and he thought it would be really good for his show to have DSP do interviews and stuff, um, get more people watching him.
Uh, PPP found out that the DSP people are truly the fucking uh scun of the earth.
Not all of them.
Let me remind you when I speak, I'm talking per capita, most annoying fucking people to deal with, right?
So not everybody, but a lot of them.
And then PPP has this idea: he's going to gas this guy up.
Um, it is my genuine opinion, and I don't try not to say take really obvious low-blow shots at people most of the time.
So, when I say this, I really fucking mean it.
Darkseid Phil is dumb.
Darkseid Phil is probably as dumb or dumber than like Christian.
Because I feel like Christian's ability to do problem solving, having dealt with Chris quite a bit, is as great or greater than Darkseid Phil.
The thing about Chris is that he's just so lazy, he never puts himself in situations where he has to solve any problems.
Whereas Darkseid Phil is like he's like, he's like an adult trying to run a business and do a stream and keep a schedule.
And this is an insurmountable challenge for him.
And one of the things that is just really indicative to me that Darkseid Phil is some of the one of the dumbest fucking people that we have a thread on on the Kiwi Farms that's not like actually retarded or has some kind of like mental condition outside of their control, just like genuinely normal person, extreme low end of the IQ IQ curve.
Is that when he has an issue, when something annoys him, he will rant for 10 to 15 minutes about how this like basic problem was such a problem for him.
Like setting up Restream.io to simulcast the kick and Twitch at the same time.
He ranted for five to ten minutes about how aggravating it was and how he did all this work.
And it was so difficult and so painful.
And it's just like, this is something that anybody with any level of experience in streaming, never mind, one of the longest running podcast podcasters, video game players in the world, in the world, one of the first to start and the longest going of all time, should have no issue setting up restream.
Restream.io, all you do is you go to their site, you plug in the stream URL and stream keys exactly like you do with OBS, and then you change the one on your OBS to the restream.io.
That's it.
It's two steps.
It's anyone can figure this out.
And he went on and on.
So I'm just like, okay, you hit any kind of issue, and it is like a genuine world-shattering fucking problem for you, where it takes you an hour to figure out basic tasks, basic tasks.
And it's like, this is the kind of person that you need that people make signs for, you know, that people put warning labels on products for.
Like, you actually have to tell this motherfucker how to wash his ass.
That's why there are instructions on soap.
Because it's like, if you don't put instructions on soap for this guy, he's going to take an hour to figure out why his ass doesn't smell good when he gets out of the shower.
So dumb is what I'm saying.
Dumb.
And PPP has him on stream.
And this is a really rare occurrence for you.
For him, sorry.
He is shy.
He gets bullied so much.
And his defense mechanism as a low IQ person who gets a lot of shit is that he just doesn't make appearances.
Because if he did that, then he would put himself at risk.
And sure enough, every single time he does take one of these ventures, it ends up backfiring on him.
But that's what he does.
So when he started making these appearances on PPP stream, PPP gassed him up hard.
PPP would call him king, call him my leash.
Like he would do all these things that were like performative.
And it's so obvious what he was doing.
It was so obvious.
Like he was trying to build up this guy's ego so he would do things.
He sits on his fucking ass doing the same fucking thing year after year.
And the dent tractors try to squeeze out whatever they can get from this dry, dry, crystallized rock fucking hard stone that has been a stone for over half a decade.
And they're still trying to wring that motherfucker dry.
And PPP finally has the opportunity and the smart to try and build this guy up so that he actually has enough ego and enough self-confidence to go out and make mistakes again, which he would obviously do because he's fucking dumb and he can't help it.
If he attempts to do anything, he will fail at it and it will be funny.
So it's just so obvious what he's doing.
But people were enraged with him, enraged with PPP, screaming at him, going on the, going on Twitter and seething at him, sending butthole pictures out, making fun of him.
People on the forum are even angry.
Like, I hate hearing people compliment DSP.
DSP is getting so many compliments from PPP.
I don't get any compliments at all.
It's not fair.
It's just like the most dumb shit fucking responses possible to what is the most obvious rouge cruise that has ever been undertaken.
The maiden voyage of a rouge cruise so great that anyone across the fucking planet could see what it was.
And it was like people were, the dent trackers were still fucking angry at him.
And it's just like, just let it go.
So over months, DSP is a recurring guest of the stream.
They're trying to get him to do things.
He goes on this limb and he talks to me.
He talks to me.
He doesn't talk to any of his detractors, but he talks to me.
So PPP was so persuasive that he managed to get me and DSP to have a conversation for like an hour.
And that's crazy because it's hard to oversell just how much of a recluse hermit DSP is when it comes to interacting with other streamers.
Then they try to get him to do XYZ.
And they kind of realize at some point there's not so much you can do with Phil because he is so dumb and he's not very funny.
If you get Chris Chan in a conversation with a normal person, like it doesn't matter who it is, and this person just tries to talk to Chris.
Chris will blurt out the most insane shit you've ever fucking heard.
And it's just like, it's so shocking.
that it makes you laugh because laughter is a response of surprise.
And that's what makes Chris so funny is that he has in his head all these things that he cares about that only exists in his head.
And because he has autism, he doesn't understand the theory of mind.
And he doesn't understand what other people do and do not know and what other people would and would not expect for him to say.
So he'll reference something that makes absolute perfect sense to him, but it's just like this, what the fuck are you talking about thing?
DSP is not that.
DSP has theory of mind, but his mind is very small.
So when he talks, he talks about small things.
And it's just not, it's not good entertainment in the way that Chris is.
So PPP hits the wall eventually.
And he's like, okay, this guy sucks.
And he was doing a thing that would annoy him where DSP, because they're trying to maintain a friendship with him, kind of, for the sake of the content.
DSP would show up in their chat and he would spam the same unfunny fucking joke over and over.
I actually remember PPP complaining about this to me, but DSP will show up in their chat and he'll do this thing that DSP's biggest dent pay pig would do for him in his streams.
The guy would spam the same joke over and over again until DSP was forced to read it.
Darkseid Phil would literally reproduce this in Kino Casino's chat and spam the same joke for literally like minutes at a time until PPP or Andy were like forced to acknowledge that he was doing this in the chat.
So to give you an idea of what kind of IQ we're talking about here and the level of desperation for approval and affirmation from the Kino Casino.
And then I think it was around this point where PPP probably decided this is not worth it.
So they're looking for an out and they're looking for a way to kind of bake him.
I gotta say, PPP is heartless in a way that I can't be.
I never, even when I was interacting with Chris, I'm like, I'm not trying to find a way to fuck this guy over, but, you know, from the beginning.
So you have to watch your background, PPP, chat.
He'll never, did I ever get too comfy, chat?
But he was just very openly like, yeah, we're setting this fucking idiot up to fail.
And they're looking for an out for it.
And it was over, I want to say that it started because PPP said something about cat being fat.
What it was, if I remember correctly, and I tried, I listened to like the entire eight-hour stream they did on cat.
But if I remember correctly, DSP backed out of a arrangement.
PPP had set up this whole thing that he was going to do with Darkseid Phil.
And Darkseid Phil, at the last second, backed out.
And he used his wife, no, his bunny rabbit and his wife as an excuses at the same time.
He said that his wife was like too fat to have kids, had ovarian issues.
They're too old.
Phil was like 40.
I think Kat is only a couple of years younger than him.
And he was like, you know, we want, I want kids.
I want a family, but we're too old now.
So, and she has ovarian issues and she has medical issues and she became super religious, like just like trauma dumped on PPP of all fucking people.
Here's all the issues in my life.
Here's the intimate sort of details of my personal relationships, the medical history of my spouse.
And just like for no fucking reason, could just say, sorry, bro, something came up.
I can't do it.
But then he said, after all this, after this trauma dump about his wife and how sick she is, he then says that his bunny died.
He has a secret bunny.
Nobody knows about the secret bunny, but the secret bunny died.
And the secret bunny was a replacement child.
Told PPP that this bunny was a replacement child for a family that cannot have children.
And so that's why I can't show up on your Tekken 7 stream or something.
That was the excuse he came up to excuse not doing like a video game thing with Mediker or some shit.
And it was just like completely unnecessary.
And then at some point, PPP said that Kat was fat.
And this upset Darkseide Phil.
And he's like, you can't make fun of my, you can't say my wife was fat because.
You know that she has medical issues and so you can't talk about her anymore.
And PPP said no.
And he kept calling her fat.
So Darkseide Phil then threatened to release their DMs together, which was to PPP's benefit because I remember correctly, he didn't know how.
PPP is technically inept.
Unless it's like sports or food or Jesus.
Those are the things that he's very, very knowledgeable about.
And also selling air conditioning units.
If I remember correctly, he's a salesman who loves to eat and he loves sports ball.
He loves hockey.
He loves wrestling.
And he especially loves his Jesus.
That's PPP in a nutshell, I feel like.
And so he doesn't know how.
My point is that he doesn't know how to export his DMs.
Then Phil said, aha, I will export the DMs.
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Or no, I think he even threatened to release the DMs, but then he didn't have the means to do this.
So then he was like afraid that DSP would just wipe out his history, but then DSP exported on his own and then posted them.
And they just make him look like a fucking idiot.
And then, and it's hard to play an eclipse of this because it's just like a long story where it's like, and then, and then it's like, if you really want to go see an eight hour long stream, you can watch the Kino Casino replay.
I think they're even talking about it tonight.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
I think that they're slated to stream after I finish, like in 6 p.m.
If you know the time slot, throw it in chat because I don't know it off the top of my head.
So if you want to watch that, they got something prepared for that.
But yeah, then Phil decides that this is how he's going to get epic revenge.
7.30 p.m.
There you go.
So 7.30 Eastern Time on the it's Kino Casino Gaming on kick.
So one of their arch rivals is this guy called Review Tech USA.
And I don't know anything about him except what I know from hearing it through them.
Basically, he's just this fat fucking loser who used to review tech, but now he just gets stoned and pretends to do a politics show.
And then he got caught with like bikini pictures of his stepdaughter or something that he only admitted to because Andy Worski made like a joke and for some reason he confirmed it.
So he's also like a fucking imbecile.
But he, but, oh, and the big thing that I think got them even to start hating each other was that ReviewTech USA is like the number one, the number one dent tractor.
He is the number one enemy of Darkseide Phil.
And he, of all people, he puts his big, fat, greasy mitts on that crystallized stone rag and tries every night while high on edibles to squeeze out whatever he can get from the stone rag of darkseide phil.
And since they were doing the thing, in fact, Dickers is probably the reason why they started talking to Phil is because of them making fun of Dickers.
And then very complicated, I know.
Anyways, they hate each other.
Darkseide Phil hates Review Tech USA.
Review Tech USA hates Kino Casino.
So after the falling out with Kino Casino, Darkseide Phil says, I know just the guy to join me on my crusade and to make it look like I epically owned PPP.
So Darkseid Phil, apropos of nothing for no reason, literally no reason besides his fantasy revenge plot that concocted in the cockles of his own imagination decides that he's going to invite over this guy who has hated him for 10 years and who has tried to make him content for 10 years just because he also coincidentally hates PPP.
They get him on the show and this guy is completely non-plus.
He's like, I don't believe you.
I don't believe your story that you were the mastermind of anything.
You didn't fucking accomplish anything.
This is embarrassing for you.
Just doesn't believe him.
And this is like a stoned retard.
And then Darkseid Phil gets mad and just reads their DMs for like another hour.
It's just like, just crazy.
However, PPP says that he has a lot of information that's not in those DMs about the things that DSP said to him and the kind of groveling and patheticness.
And that's what he's going to, that's his comeuppance.
He's going to say, okay, you want to try to go after me and try to say that you masterminded us to promote your own show, even though you haven't gained any viewers.
Well, I have every embarrassing thing you've ever said chronicled in my journal.
I have all the receipts because I've been recording this from the very fucking beginning because obviously I was going to fuck you at some point.
And that's what they're streaming tonight.
So that's the retelling, my retelling.
As it always is, that's my retelling of the thing that happened.
Really just speaks, it speaks monuments not only to how dumb Darkseid Phil is, but how dumb people are that hate him.
We're just like, how do you not?
It's PPP.
What the fuck do you think is going to happen?
It's like, it's like the DSP is this little piglet and he's in this cage of like a giant Canadian brown bear.
And it's like, there is only one possible outcome here.
The brown bear may sit and eat honey and tolerate the presence of this little suckling piglet for hours even, but there will come, there is an inevitability.
There is only one clandestine conclusion to this pairing.
Okay.
And that is the PPP thing.
That's the full video where he's like talking to dickers.
It's very long.
It's four and a half.
This is what I mean.
The PPP stream was like eight hours.
I remember I started listening.
I couldn't sleep that night.
So I started listening like at the beginning of the night.
And then I was listening all the way up until like 2 or 3 a.m.
So it's like, okay, this is way too fucking long.
But I sat there faithfully playing Dota 2 and listening to PPP go, whoa, buddy.
Fun.
Awesome.
All right.
Back into the thick of things and to the content of my favorite person in the entire world at this moment.
Destiny.
Stavin.
Why'd you do it, Staven?
Well, Stavin denies that he did anything.
Now, Stavin has answered.
Okay, this requires some explanation.
Pixie files revenge pornography lawsuit against Destiny in the Southern Federal Court of Flowrita.
And this she alleges both federal and state violations against Destiny for the unlawful dissemination of non-consensual intimate imagery, as it were.
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Now, I've been through a couple lawsuits in my life.
Here's how the procedure usually goes.
It is in the defendant's interest, financial interest, to terminate a lawsuit as quickly as possible.
That is what you want.
You want a lawsuit to end as fast as fucking possible and as in your favor as possible.
So what you usually do after a lawsuit is filed against you is you file a motion to dismiss.
And this motion to dismiss will include every conceivable reason that the lawsuit should be immediately dismissed on any level, any combination of legal theories.
And they do.
They will go down and they'll do a grocery list.
It should be dismissed for A. If not, B. If not, C.
And they'll go down and they'll cite like 24 different fucking things in this motion to dismiss to give the judge any possible reason.
And you usually start with your strongest argument and you go down to your farthest throw, right?
And usually what happens is the judge will, if they want to grant it, is they reach the argument that's actually persuasive and they'll stop there and they'll say, on this argument, it should be dismissed and they dismiss it.
Then if that fails, you file what's called an answer.
An answer looks like this.
You effectively take the complaint, which levies the accusations against you, and you go deny, deny, deny.
And you just say, I completely like, if you say deny, it means you completely disagree with everything in that paragraph.
You can also say that there's no argument or agree.
And then sometimes you can list a little paragraph explaining differences.
And this is really critical because what happens is that you're disputing the facts.
If a lawsuit is filed and you agree with everything they say, but it's not actually a problem, then what happens after that, after you file your answer where you just agree with everything, is you get a summary judgment.
And then the summary judgment is the judge just decides if there was actually a law broken or not.
If you agree on everything, then you don't have to actually dispute it.
If you deny stuff, if you say that's not true or that happened differently, then it's a question of fact.
And a fact must go to a jury trial if it's requested.
So that's how that works in broad strokes.
The answer, the decision from Staben to jump directly to the answer means that his legal defense and him agreed for whatever reason that trying to dismiss the lawsuit early was not worth it.
And it is almost never not worth it to try and get a lawsuit dismissed at the very first step.
And my opinion is that they are trying to blitznead this to a trial or to summary judgment as quickly as fucking possible.
And here's why I think that.
If they were to fight every single step of the way, then Pixie's two defense attorneys are racking up time, billable hours, and they may be doing it pro bono.
And as I've said before in previous streams, the Violence Against Women Act, VAWA, which she's suing under, is one of the very rare statutes in American legislation that awards attorneys' fees to only the plaintiff if the plaintiff prevails.
So it completely bypasses the American rule and makes it a very, very plaintiff-friendly cause of action.
So every time that they file anything that they get to file a response to, such as a motion to dismiss, that is billable hours and that is thousands of dollars.
So they went to the answer immediately.
And this answer is short.
This is a short answer.
It is only 10 pages, including the fucking servicing.
And it's just, and it's not only an answer, but it contains all the affirmative defenses too.
So it could potentially be resolved in the first step as well.
But it's very, very short.
And sometimes it's like they don't even present an argument.
Like read this.
For affirmative, lack of subject matter jurisdiction.
The court lacks subject matter jurisdiction over the claims alleged plaintiff's complaint.
Why?
Federal court where destiny lives.
No argument even given.
They raise it as one sentence because if there's going to be an ant or a reply to this answer, replies are unusual, but they can happen.
And you can bill for them.
So they might do a reply anyways, just to rack up billable hours.
How do you even argue with that?
You just have to do another one sentence reply without any citations.
He lives here.
Court has subject manager jurisdiction.
He can't write 10 paragraphs in response to this.
So everything that he's written, everything that they wrote is designed to keep the cost as low as humanly fucking possible.
And that, I believe, is their entire strategy at this point is they want to get this done as quickly as possible.
And after consideration, this is the best course of action.
This lawyer is smart and he's doing a service to destiny by keeping this short for many reasons.
I'll explain.
Pixie wanted, according to Steven, Shaven, Shaven said this.
I don't know if it's true.
Staven could be lying to me.
Steven said that Pixie asked for $15 million, which is 100 times higher than the possible statutory damages awarded to her.
So that's quite unreasonable.
And some people have tried to defend this and say, well, it's a starting point for the negotiations.
If you're going to ask me for 100 times more than what I could possibly lose by just not dealing with your bullshit and going through the trial, I'm not going to even talk to you because you're insane.
That's a bad move.
And then, of course, they're keeping the cost down.
So if you're trying to min-max the damage here, Pixie is going to go for actual damages, which is incalculable.
So she's going to shoot a number.
It'll go statutory damages, which is $150,000 at maximum.
And then punitive damages are possible.
And I don't know if those actually have any requirements.
I assume that they do, but I don't know what they are.
So push comes the shove.
And you see that each image was damaging, has punitive damages.
You're probably not even going to get close to $15 million.
So it is smart to just take the L and lose in court.
And then you can always just spin it and say, oh, it was a fucking woman judge.
So it doesn't matter.
You know, it was bullshit.
The law is stupid.
You know, Kiwi Farm's bad, that kind of shit.
And then I think his dumbest fans will believe it, even though he lost.
You know, they can find some way to spin this over.
It's not like I lost because I'm a sex pest.
Or she lied.
She lied.
And this was just the big extortion racket.
So I just had to go through it.
And, you know, whatever.
It is what it is, like that kind of thing.
And then the big one.
This is the big one.
This is why, this is the biggest reason why I think this is smart.
And this answer is actually brilliant, even though it's so light.
Is that I said that Destiny was fucked in December.
And I said that part of the reason why he's fucked is that this case is going to last three years.
And every single time there's a new filing, you're going to have a hundred videos pop up across LawTube and his own anti-fans on both the conservative and liberal side of things.
And they're all going to eat it up like juicy goss.
There is nothing to say about this.
There's nothing I can say about this answer that is actual content.
I read one thing just about jurisdiction as an example, but there's nothing here.
And that's what he knows.
He wants this to be as over as quickly as possible because once it's over, he can start talking about it.
So if he manages to rush this thing to the finish line and lose and pay $300,000 because it took no time at all, there was no discovery.
They didn't have to rack up any cost and they got the maximum, but the maximum is only $150,000, then that's it.
It's over.
And he's done before Christmas.
He's home before Christmas, boys.
He's out of it.
He's out of the woods.
So he's just like, running as he can.
I'm a guilty million.
I'm guilty.
I'm guilty, motherfucker.
I did it.
Just to try and get it over with.
Because then she has no leverage over him because you can't, it's double jeopardy.
There's nothing she can do.
And he'll end up paying less.
And it won't hurt his career as bad if he gets it done as quickly as possible.
So I think this is brilliant.
I think that this is what he's doing.
And I think it's a really, really smart thing to do.
Close your eyes and think of England.
That's right.
Think of Hassan, Destiny.
Think of Hassan.
This is what he looks like, by the way.
He has a bunch of guns in the back of his back of his room.
And it's like, I don't know if he's trying to rehabilitate his image as like a manlit cuckold, but it's like he has all these shotguns and revolvers and handguns behind him.
And I'm just like, he's still like a manlet dwarf with like busting hair.
He's like four foot 10.
He's trying to look masculine because he has like an ammo box on his bookshelf.
It's really pathetic for some reason.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're a cuck.
Your wife fucks other men.
Your wife left you for like a homeless man in Sweden.
You're not going to ever look cool.
I don't care if you have like a 50 caliber handgun.
You're never going to look cool holding a deagle.
You're not going to look cool holding a gun that's the same size of you because you're so small.
Oh, and this, by the way, I don't know who this woman is.
I don't know what she has to say.
I don't know what her relationship is with Destiny, but this is not so Eurudite.
Bitch, take a shower.
Take a shower.
For the love of fucking God, I keep seeing her in the Destiny thread.
Somebody, please get her to take a shower.
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How do you go online looking like this?
She looks like she's slick with oil.
Like someone just dunked her in a fucking vad of grease.
Somebody, please tell her to take a fucking shower.
I don't give a fuck what she has to say about Destiny.
I'm not, I legit get nauseous looking at her.
I get like oyster flashbacks.
I'm like, I don't want to look at her.
I can't, I cannot possibly stand to look at this woman who can't even bother to fucking bathe before she gets on webcam.
Someone please help her out and tell her, dude, DSP, I know you've read the instructions on your bars of soap front and back, and you've got it memorized and you're a good boy and you even wash behind her ears.
Please tell not so Eurudite how to use the soap and wawa DSP.
Please.
Next.
I already read this.
Oh, God.
Okay, so this since I'm in like that fucking retard sphere of Twitch again with DSP or not DSP, but Staven, Hassan, I guess not so Eurudite.
You got a good guest appearance.
I figured I'd talk about Keffels just a little bit, but not Keffel specifically.
One of my Keffels mods.
You see, Transsexual Anarchy Cringe CEO at LivingInJeopardy BSGuy.social is a former modder associate of Keffels, Queen Kefals.
And they're also an aspiring musician.
And I would like to play for you, chat, a little bit of music.
A little bit of music just to show you what the careful side of things is up to these days.
I love the lyrics.
It's just like, I'm a tranny and I'm hurt.
You know what the song instantly reminded me of, though?
And I don't even know.
I feel like I'm embarrassed to say this.
I mentioned Five Nights at Freddy's earlier in the stream.
And I mentioned Five Nights at Freddy's because I was reminded that it existed because of this song.
And for some reason, there is like an audio parallel that like reached deep into my mind and picked out this song.
You ready?
If you'll come back once more, it shall be painful, you'll see.
I hope you die in the fire.
Hope you'll be standing up high.
Hope you'll get shot in a fire.
For some reason, I really like the living tombstone.
I don't know what that says about me.
Maybe because it reminds me of like their songs were really popular like 10 years ago, and they made music for like a bunch of like memes and like current things that were popular.
I have a fond associate.
I don't know.
I'm sure they're like all furry degenerate retard trains by now because everything is ruined.
But for some reason, I don't know.
I heard this sound like this reminds me of that fucking Five Answer Freddy song about killing robots with an axe.
My tarred brain likes it.
It's true.
My tarred brain is basically a toy box on my favorite tang.
Speaking of my favorite things, Nicholas Ricada, Ricada Law, sends a small law firm in southern Minnesota.
He is making preparations, making plans, conspiring to return to the mainstream.
Here's what he has to say on his locals channel: Stream time is coming.
Hey guys, just dropping an update.
Streaming will return very soon.
I have Ryan, the editor, helping build up voices for the super tip system, so that should be fun.
In the meanwhile, I'm just working on keeping this house moving.
Kids' crazy schedule is still in effect until the end of the school year.
Some combo of Kayla and I drive about 120 miles every day, getting them to various activities.
This is a lot to do given all the time that I spend paying off the media and earn such glowing coverage.
Now, really looking forward to next week.
I have a couple of big things happening.
I hate waiting on government for everything.
I will be sentenced on April 18th.
And I really hope that's when I can finally start moving forward with life again.
See y'all very, very soon.
There's a lot of shit happening in April.
I want to say that the Greer thing has a very unusual scheduled hearing in April.
The Donkey Kong lawsuit with Billy Mitchell will have a verdict hearing on April 1st.
And Ricada is also getting sentenced in April's, April 18th.
So April is a big, big month this year, chat.
Keep your calendars marked for April.
Then he made rice and he posted this on the internet.
Oh, he even has little chopsticks.
Oh, nice.
Yep.
That's rice.
Next, Stilto Morning Show.
Okay, this was a big deal.
And for some reason, I was not informed of this.
And I'm very disappointed in my form.
Listen here, chat.
If something is interesting, and I don't give a fuck if you think it's a small deal, if something's interesting, you have to post in the community happenings thread.
Because it's like, how the fuck did this not get brought to my attention immediately?
Aaron M. Holt, who is generally a reliable narrator in certain things, has said that the Kayla revenge pornography case has concluded very favorably to him.
He says that his, if you remember, during the height of the Ricada stuff, Aaron immediately fumbled and sent a nude picture that he had received a Kayla to a law tuber.
And then Nick filed a complaint with the police.
And then they actually pursued it.
It's like a high-ranking misdemeanor to do revenge pornography in Minnesota.
And he was arrested for revenge pornography.
His mugshot's on the fucking internet.
I think it's even down there.
Yep, that's him arrested for revenge pornography.
And he's been going through that at the same exact time that Nick's been going through his case.
And it finally settled.
And what it settled with was a $50 fine and a conviction for a petty misdemeanor, I think is what it was.
Down from a gross misdemeanor, if I'm getting that terminology correct.
And part of the reason why they settled is, according to A. A. Ron, that Nick Ricada was extremely annoying and they didn't want to pursue the case anymore.
Now, he could be lying.
That sounds like something.
If you were going to tell a half-truth and make a more interesting story, that sounds like the point you'd want to harp on.
But from his side of things, he said that in the initial complaint that the state received, almost all of the testimony was given by Nick Ricada.
So the police took a couple notes from Kayla, who's like, yep, that was me.
He has an image of me, and he probably shared it.
That picture sounds like the picture I gave him.
And then Nick Ricada gave him like this trauma dump of like all the reasons why he hates Aaron Imholt.
But I just thought like, wow, $50 for Kayla's nudes, huh?
That's the going rate in Spicer, Minnesota.
I don't know if I should be disappointed in the system or in Ricada.
I assume in Ricada.
I feel like that's the more appropriate party to blame in this.
By the way, apparently he's returning as I don't even know what the fuck the dabble verse is, but apparently Ricada wants to get involved in the dabbleverse and show the dabble verse, the fried rice.
If you know what the fuck a dabble verse is, leave a comment below.
Leave a comment below and tell me what the dabble verse is.
I don't know, chat, but apparently he's involved in that.
Next, finally, finally, the prime pork.
I got Ethan Ralph.
Guess what Ethan Ralph did?
He's no longer, he is no longer, after over a decade, the editor-in-chief of the RalphRetort.com.
Let's hear what he has to say while he watches food be cooked for some reason.
Here, I did sell the RalphRetort.com, but the same day that I sold the RalphRetort.com, I bought the domain RalphRetort.com.
So I did sell it though.
But then right before I did, I bought RalphRetort.com.
So I have to fix the store now.
They're going to have to help me with that.
So the store is probably down.
But we'll get that set up.
We'll get that fixed.
I don't think it's an A-log.
I think it's some Indian.
I don't really care if it is an A-log, but I did sell the RalphRetort.com.
But now I have RalphRator.com.
So the end of an era.
The end of an era.
I wish they would have bought it before I renewed it.
Of course, it didn't cost that much to renew anyway.
But why do they want your site?
Because it has good page rank.
I don't know what they're going to do with it.
It could be an A-log.
I don't think so based on the information that was given.
But I also really don't care.
Alert, alert, and Angoloid in chat has opined, what is the slop they're cooking?
I don't fucking know.
It is Asian food.
Not American food.
It's Asian food.
So we will continue to criticize your fucking fried toast bullshit forever and ever because English food is fucking slop for slop people.
So, I mean, they pay me the money.
So I really don't care if it is or not.
But based on, and they paid me first too.
So I think they're like I said, I think it's for SEO purposes.
They'll probably buy it and redirect it to something else.
What they're going to do if he if he sold the whole site, this is how SEO works these days.
And this is why search engines are so shit.
Hey drink no longer exists.
That's an old search engine optimization thing.
The way that when you type in something like, I don't know, let's say you need an erection.
So you type in penis pills for erection.
The way that this works is that the machine learning algorithm on Google side to determine what website to show you for penis pill is going to look at all websites that it knows of that have text in their pages that contain links to something like penis pill.
It links to a website.
And then that website is what they show you, the second website.
So every time, but this is influenced by the quality of those websites.
This is why Wikipedia is the top result for every single thing that you search on Google, because every single website in existence links to Wikipedia.
And anytime you search in like a name of an animal, Wikipedia is going to be the top result because every single resource that talks about that animal is going to link to a Wikipedia article.
But for penis pills, it's like the same thing, kind of.
They load in their articles and then they point to a website.
But then those pages need to have a reputation in Google as well.
If you just make a website right now with a brand new domain on a brand new website and you make an article about penis pills to link to the website you want to promote, then it doesn't get any traction.
So what you do is you buy a 15-year-old website like theralphretort.com and then you don't redirect it and you don't like tear it down and make a brand new site.
You just start posting new articles on the ralphretort.com going to like talking about erectile dysfunction.
And then you have an AI generated slop page that is nothing but bullshit about, and this is why search engines suck so fucking bad because they just generate slop that's not actually meant to be read.
It's meant to have keywords that they can hyperlink to the website that they're trying to promote for the phrase penis pills.
And then it's like 10 fucking paragraphs that almost sounds like a real article, but it's not and it doesn't make any sense.
And it just has hyperlinks to advertisements.
And that's why you'll end up on these websites.
That's why these SEO sites that are like top five, top five XYZ, it has all this bullshit.
And then it has a bunch of Amazon links.
This is every fucking website is like this now.
So Ralph is complicit in this.
He sold his website so they can make articles that have links to gambling.
Like this is gambling is the big one.
You publish an article.
I get solicited by Indians for ads all the time.
Like, how much would it cost you to put an article on your site that links to all these pages?
And it needs to be a gambling ad for Rainbet or whatever the fuck.
And then they pay you money and they put this article and then this article is SEO and fodder for their website.
And that's all websites now.
Almost all human information is corralled on Zitter and Facebook and Instagram and TikTok and YouTube and Reddit.
And small independent websites are smaller and smaller and less and less relevant because they're fighting for real estate with fucking advertisements that Google is not able to detect anymore.
And it's quite frankly complicit in raising the profile of.
And people have given up on search.
If they want to search what's the best restaurant in LA, you search that and you get some fucking slop article written by a machine, like top five restaurants in LA.
And it's like, I don't trust you.
I don't think you've ever been to LA, Mr. Kumar Deek shit.
I don't think that you've ever been to the United States of America.
And if you have, that's a shame on us.
So you can't trust that article.
But if you go to TikTok and you type in best restaurant LA, seafood, then you'll get like all these Instagram or TikTok influencers who are like, oh my God, I just ate a Thoenthole and it was quite the dining experience.
And you're like, eh, well, I'm not looking for that.
Like, dude, that's like the best hole in the wall in LA.
I just had like a crab sandwich there.
It was like mind-blowing.
It's like super cheap too.
I do want that actually.
And then that's how the internet works.
You don't need a fucking website that has reviews anymore.
You don't need Yelp.
Who the fuck gives the fuck about Yelp?
Yelp?
Fuck that.
Who needs the Michelin Star magazine?
Who needs the Michelin Star magazine to read through anymore?
I got TikTok.
And my point is that Ralph sucks.
He said, no.
By the way, you know who else sucks?
Cog.
I saw these pictures that this guy posted at the bottom and I saw Dosser Cog here in his hotel.
And then apparently, this is a picture that he shared from his hotel window.
And I'm just thinking, like, he was trying to show off the view he had.
And when I saw this picture, I swear to fucking God, I thought, is that, is he on vacation to like Moldova?
That looks like Prignostrovia.
I legit thought that this picture of the United Kingdom from the window of his hotel room was a picture of a 1970s former USSR steel colony.
And somehow this is actually Bongostan.
This is a real country that I am expected to take seriously and treat as an equal in the world stage.
This shit is literally indistinguishable from a ruined steel city in a breakaway Soviet state.
Bar Glass Pub July McGuire00:09:20
All right.
That's how fucking bad you have it in the UK.
I want you to know that your country is a legit fucking shithole.
It is an embarrassment.
I'm embarrassed for you if you live in the UK.
Okay.
Give us shit.
Garbage.
Ralph left the voicemail to Grace Thorpe.
This is what he has to say, right?
I love how she has the pic.
His name in her phone book is Ethan Ralph Pigemoji.
Kill yourself.
That's my message.
He blew every opportunity he had to be an official, you know, person or whatever.
But yeah, I'll be die.
So that's my that's my advice to you.
I love that.
I love the automatic transcription.
Gray, kill yourself.
That my message.
Ha ha ha ha.
That does my best.
This is what the machine hears when it listens to the pig squeals.
By the way, the important thing about this is that he supposedly went to rehab to like become sober.
And he's been sober on stream for a while.
But he's sending these messages to Grace where he's like obviously completely and totally fucked out of his mind.
So he's going to have to cope and snee about being sober again on stream.
And I have no idea what this is.
We're watching this together for the first time.
So I had a sushi adventure last night.
I've been to this place, I don't even know how many times.
I had to take an Uber there because I used to live around there.
But regardless, I had to take an Uber because my truck's in the shop.
I really like this sushi place, I guess is what I'm getting at.
So I go in there.
I have a seat.
I do have my Toros hat sitting over there.
I had my Tijuana Toros hat on, which is a rival of their baseball team here.
I don't know if it was a customer who started fucking with me.
It wasn't even the weight staff.
And I won't go into what all was said, but he was talking trash.
And I'm like, what is this guy even doing?
Like, why is this happening?
Not really understanding what has got him so upset.
I think he was also mad that I didn't speak Spanish.
And I got into a few words that I knew in Spanish.
After that, eventually they told me they weren't going to serve me.
I guess because this guy got in an argument with me.
I don't know.
I didn't cause this.
I have gotten thrown out of a lot better establishments.
I didn't actually get thrown out of this one.
I just left.
But I got chased out.
I have gotten thrown out due to my own behavior.
He got chased out by like a fucking Mexican sports ball fan, upset about his hat.
I'm reminded when I turned 21, my Whataburger friends took me bar hopping.
I've never been bar hopping before or since.
And I remember I went to McGuire's Irish pub and I drank all these green drinks.
I don't even know what they're called anymore.
And I got drunk.
And then we went to another bar.
There's like a small bar in Fort Walton Beach, I think.
And I still had my drink.
I think I stole my drink.
I think I left the McGuire pub.
And I had just, I had my drink and I hadn't finished it.
And I was just enjoying it at my pace.
So I just stole the glass.
I'm not sure if I was allowed to keep it or not.
I did take the glass regardless of if I was granted permission to do so.
And the glass is like branded with McGuire's pub on it.
And I walked into the other bar that was just like a dump.
And the bartender lady got really angry at me.
And she was like, she pointed at me and says, don't bring that in here.
And I was like, what did I do?
I legit had my Maguire's glass in my hand.
And I like, I like looked down.
I looked around like, do I have, is there something wrong with me that she's looking at?
Because I'm drunk.
And then I looked at her like in a state of bewildered confusion.
Like, what did I do wrong?
And she didn't, like, I think she was being like kind of playful, angry at the start.
And then she realized I had genuinely no confusion, no idea what she was talking about.
So she was like, the glass.
You can't bring that in here.
And then I looked at her very confused again.
And I remember saying, what do I do with it?
She says, you have to go outside with it.
So I went outside and I finished it.
And then I just set it on the ground, I think, and walked back in.
I ended up completely throwing up all over that bathroom and the pub, the bar, by the way.
And then I think one of my friends cleaned it.
I don't know why they did that.
I tipped them like $20 because I threw up all over their bathroom.
And I was like, you don't have to clean it.
I've already tipped him like 20 bucks.
I feel like that's enough for the crime that I've committed.
And the really, really funny part about that is that while we were there, one of the guys that worked at Whataburger was like new.
We didn't know him too well.
And he was like 50 years old.
I've definitely told this story before once or twice.
But he was like this old loser.
He had like serious anger issues.
He's like 40 to 50 years old working at Whataburger as like a line cook.
And for what he was supposed to be our DD.
He was the reason why we were able to drive because we had this nice older gentleman that we knew from work that obviously was mature enough to handle the responsibility of being the DD.
He got shit faced.
He got shit faced and he got belittled.
He got thrown out of the bar.
And instead of, he couldn't drive because he had gotten so drunk.
So he just hanged around the bar and he was like tearing off their screens and like breaking shit off the front of the bar, like having like a fucking tantrum.
And that guy was supposed to be our Designer driver.
So I think we took a cab back to the to the trailer.
I think that's how that ended.
It was an interesting, it was an interesting 21st birthday, chat is what I'm trying to say.
Away she goes.
That's right.
I think that might be my most relatable story.
I feel like a lot of people have stories like that of getting drunk.
And I just have the one time.
The one time I went out and I drank.
By the way, I have a plan.
I've been inspired to prattle on because of Ethan Ralph being stupid and boring.
January or July, July 1st is July 4th.
Sorry, I live here.
I should know this.
I don't know why I said that.
July 4th is a Friday, and it's also, coincidentally, the 249th anniversary of the United States of America.
And I was thinking, I think, let me pull it up actually.
I'll have to show you what I'm talking about.
This is my plan.
Yes, I am of drinking age, actually.
Matter of fact, it's probably you who's not a drinking age.
Aha!
Okay.
This is it.
This is the winner right here.
I talked about that Old Bay vodka like weeks ago, and I looked at their site.
They have a red, white, and bay cocktail.
Ingredients: two ounces of grenadine, six ounces lemonade, three ounces old day vodka, and two ounces of blue Curacao.
Now, I have no idea what the fuck any of that is except for the vodka.
However, this is my plan.
I'm gonna make this and I'm gonna drink it, and hopefully, it will not ruin my life in the process.
Pure sugar.
Okay, that should be interesting, right?
That's how that works.
The more sugar, the better.
Old day flavor liquor sounds awful.
You're not American enough, sir.
Grenadine is pomegranate.
That's why it's red, I suppose.
Okay.
And stream.
Yes, on the stream.
That sounds disgusting.
I know what I know what Lemonud is.
We'll see.
Okay.
Maybe I'll just default to a white Russian.
You think a white Russian with old day vodka would be good?
Maybe.
Okay, back to the content chat.
Xander Hall, who lost his life savings because he put it on PayPal and then lost his PayPal account.
Has this tragic news.
If you don't know, Xander Hall is only notable to this stream because he is the arch nemesis of Flamenco.
Flamenco, unfortunately, has passed.
He's no longer with us.
He is dead.
From my understanding, he was crushed in her big dummy mommy anime girl feet.
And he is null.
He was unable to recover from his catastrophic injuries.
And as such, has died.
However, I can distantly hear him right now as this post is on my screen saying, Hey, buddy.
Hey, buddy.
Just, if you listen, real quiet, he's with us in spirit.
He would probably be very happy to hear this news.
Xander Hall says, pretty bad news for you all today.
Blank Farina Spent 600 Anime Lolly00:14:25
A while ago, my phone fell out of my pocket and onto my driveway, shattering the screen and making it so I cannot turn on.
My two-factor authentication was connected to my number, so I quickly became aware that if anything happened to log me out of my Google, I'd basically be screwed until I can get a new phone with my number moved over to it.
Well, that SOAM thing happened today, and when I came downstairs, my PC had restarted itself for an update that logged me out of everything.
I backed most, I got back into most of it, but my YouTube slash Google is logged out, and I need my number to log in.
This basically means I am locked out of my YouTube channel until further notice.
I'm going to do everything I can short of Karening out at Xfinity store today, but if that doesn't work, would you guys still support me if I had to start a new channel?
If I had to start a new channel, bro, go, bro.
Number one, your phone carrier may have a way to access text messages without having your phone.
I think they retired a lot of these services, but it used to be that you could do that.
And I made ample use of this to get text messages from a US phone number while living abroad.
The other thing you can do, assuming that you have absolutely no money and you can't replace your phone, go to Goodwill, go to Goodwill and get like an old phone that's for sale for less than $50.
There's got to be old phones that can take your SIM card and receive text messages.
It's just standard SMS.
You can get that on a fucking Motorola from the 2000s, a regular text message?
So why not just do that?
How does nobody have any fucking problem solving skills?
I feel like we are in a nation of retards who, when hit with any kind of challenge, immediately start thinking, how do I go into debt slavery to buy my way out of this problem?
Can you not just sit down and think of a fucking way to fix your issue without immediately fucking yourself over even worse than you are?
Like, we're retarded.
Completely retarded.
I think you could even buy like budget androids, like brand new ones made in China for like a like I think I think I've seen tablets and shit that go for less than $50 brand new that can take a SIM card and have modern SMS specifications.
Like, how do you fuck this up?
Insanity.
This is the, oh, I mentioned this in passing, but here's the slide for it.
Carl Jobst has said the decision on the Billy Mitchell case is on April 1st.
So it's not a joke, chat.
It's for real, for real.
No kid.
And then I will spare you the six minutes of this and just play the last 30 seconds.
Here we have...
Oh, man.
I forgot to mention something.
I'll say this.
I'll say it after this.
Here's a little bit, Bosspin.
Here's him losing $20,000, as it were.
Oh, my fucking God, dude.
This went on for six minutes.
He did not say any other word besides, oh my fucking God, dude, and stop for literally six minutes straight.
Leave me away.
Oh, my fucking God, dude.
Oh, my fucking God, dude.
This isn't even funny.
Dude, I cannot believe this happened.
Oh, my God, dude.
fucking He like exits, like, panic exits to the home screen.
It just stares at that zero dollar balance.
He lost $23,000 in one go.
However, at some point, he climbed all the way back up to $50,000, chat.
And he tried to withdraw that money, but he had an issue.
He could not withdraw the money.
He had either made some kind of mistake or the Ethereum, I think the prevailing theory is that the gas, like the tax, basically in cryptocurrency, you can set how fast a transaction will be processed by increasing your priority by spending more money.
So sometimes it can take several minutes or an hour or multiple hours or even days if you set it really low to have your transaction process.
But if you pay a lot more, you can get it done in mere minutes.
So Bossman traded withdrawal like $50,000 in currency.
And the gas that they had set for this on their side was so low that it didn't get completed in eight hours, which allowed them to cancel the transaction.
They then sent him the money back and he converted this money to a different currency.
They charge a fee for doing so, which apparently is quite high because for $50,000, they took $2,000 as a conversion fee.
Then Bossman decided, hey, I want that nice round $50,000 before I try to withdraw my money.
So he went to the table and he tried to win back that $2,000 and he lost $48,000, leaving him at the end of it with nothing because he fucking lost it all again, chat.
That is the story of Bossman's $50,000.
He was going to buy a car for his mom this time for real, and it did not end up doing so.
Which leads me to something that I meant to say earlier, but I didn't.
Dark side Phil is in a really bad situation, and he's trying to increase his revenue.
And one of the things that he's wanting to do now is he is wants to go into kick streaming.
And he wants to do something that you can't really do on Twitch.
He wants to do gambling streams.
He's going to set up a gambling stream.
And when he was saying that, I was thinking about how poetic it was.
Because, you know, the gotcha shit he plays on his phone is basically just gambling, anyways.
It's almost assured that he has the personality type to become hopelessly addicted to gambling.
And while PPP was talking about how he wanted to do gambling streams and how he was working on it, I was thinking, this reminds me of that movie.
There's a movie I watched a while ago that was really good called Nightmare Alley.
And I don't want to spoil it, but it's a really good movie.
And I'm just thinking by the end of the PPP arc, the once proud and ignoble darkside Phil will be sitting there at the casino saying, I was born for it.
I was born for it.
And the boss manification will be complete.
He will be the bossman finally.
Maybe this is now inevitable.
It's a series of events already in motion.
I feel kind of bad.
Do watch that movie.
Don't think about what I said when I watch it, though.
All right.
Next.
One other thing, of course.
As it were, as is proud in our tradition, chat.
Did I see the I'm Alex response for you?
I did not.
I'm sorry.
Here we have relationship advice.
And R, am I overreaching?
It's always important to remember when I read these relationship things on stream that these adult human beings encounter relationship issues that they themselves cannot navigate and therefore seek comfort and the majority of Reddit because they are somehow unable to navigate these treacherous seas themselves.
CreativeGuard2809 asks, Am I overreaching?
My fiancé spent $600 on gotcha.
Hashtag relationship.
My fiancé spent $600 on a gotcha game without asking.
I flipped out and now his entire family are calling me abusive and encouraging him to call off the engagement.
For the context, I work 55 hours a week and he drives Ubers during the day while I'm at work.
We are paycheck to paycheck.
So here's the conversation from their text messages.
Stop calling me.
I don't know what that is supposed to say.
She says, we need to talk right now.
Pick up now.
He says, you're not being fair.
You're not being fair at all.
I explain my boundaries to you, but you are not respecting them.
This is exactly what Blank says is abusive about you.
She says, you spent $600 on our credit card on a fucking game.
It's like King Raven levels and I, you fucking idiots.
Let a hero know what's fucking playing.
He says, I explained it already to you.
$600 for two virtual characters you don't need without asking.
I mean, we are paycheck to paycheck.
That card was for emergencies with the Civic.
And then there is a picture of an anime lolly on my screen with the Genshin Impact logo on it.
She says, question mark.
He says, you told me you wanted her too, but you aren't happy for me, LaMau.
Actually, I am done.
I am a 29-year-old man.
I am allowed to make purchases without needing your permission.
This is an abusive dynamic.
Explain that very clearly to me.
She said, yes, I want Furina.
Oh, dude.
She bears some burden of this responsibility because not only was she knowingly engaged to a weea boo, she is also a weeaboo who plays shitty games on her phone.
I said I want Furina.
I didn't say we should spend hundreds of dollars to get constellations.
You are a fucking addict.
You already spent all of our Christmas money on it.
He says, you are snooping into your fiancé's purchases.
You should take a look at yourself.
She responds to the middle finger emoji, successfully de-escalating the conflict.
This is a shared card that I set up for emergencies, and you went behind my back.
Why don't you tell Blank about your gambling addiction to video game characters?
Actually, Blank told me all about your coercion.
I believe you are a narcissistic personality.
That is why you're continuing to try and control me and control my financial decision making.
You know, this is my in my values.
And I have.
I have had Furina as my wallpaper forever.
I refuse to be verbally abused for being myself.
I am battling.
I am battling anxiety and you do not care at all.
And for whatever fucking reason, this dumb Redditor lady responds to this obvious emotional gaslighting with a fucking heart emoji like she is sympathetic or trying to show she's sympathetic.
I don't want to get married to you.
I'm not talking on the phone.
I emailed screenshots for my appointment tomorrow.
Thank you, Ro, giving me horrible anxiety, a tank, and ruining my night.
A indeed, no, I didn't do a fucking thing with your Farina yet because of your calls.
And by the way, bitch, I didn't even get to play with Fiorina yet because you keep calling me.
She says, I will call Capital One and dispute the charge.
Your account will get banned.
Middle figure.
Yeah, that's hashtag girl boss.
Try it.
You will lose me forever.
It's like the show with me or the dog, but the dog is a fucking anime lolly.
I am going to Scottsdale for the night.
Stop calling me for 12 hours and we can talk goodnight.
Thumbs down, emoji.
Will you please answer my mom, please?
I apologize.
I apologize for my reaction.
As I said, my anxiety is bad today, and I'd have to do better.
love you um i love you You don't need to dispute the charges.
I'll get the money soon.
It's like a mob boss.
So, Donnie, I gave you what you asked for.
I fulfilled my side of the bargain.
You have your Farina anime lolly on the Genshin Impact.
Now, we discussed during our initial engagement that you would have my $600 in my hand.
But Monday, if I check my clock, it's Friday.
And I haven't seen a single penny of that money.
But it seems that you've been playing with your Farina Lowly on Genshin Impact for the last three weeks.
You got your side of the deal, Tony.
Well, but mine.
Time to break his knee.
Boom, boom, boom.
Break his kneecaps.
It's over.
Can you spot me $600?
Can you spot me another $600?
If only you had $600.
If only.
If only there was some kind of expense you could eliminate from your budget to have cleared up $600 for just such an emergency.
angsty really bad please Yeah, you better go do some fucking Ubers, bro.
Do some Ubers in Scottsdale.
I actually have tears rolling down my cheeks.
The last line is like a punchline.
It's like someone wrote this out.
Okay.
Does anyone in this chat have Farina, the Genshin Impact Lowly, on their phone?
Be honest.
Do any of you have this fucking character?
I know it's a really popular game.
I bet you.
How many people are watching?
There's like three to 4,000 people watching this, right?
How many of you?
There's got to be one.
What's this?
Keck, what a bit says he does.
Mansions Blue Cheese Protonmail Good Idea00:03:25
Suffer property says he does.
I see multiple people saying yes.
Email me right now, man at the internet at protonmail.com and somehow prove to me that you have this.
I will give you a shout out.
And tell me how much you paid to acquire this character.
I have to know.
Shame yourself to me.
Man at the internet at protonmail.com.
Mail to me right now and I'll check it after the super chat.
You have to prove it somehow.
You have to tell me how much you spent and you have to tell me, you have to somehow be able to prove on the screenshot that's a screenshot from me.
All right.
The green.
The green chat.
Now, here's the quandary I find myself in.
I do not have an outro song picked out.
So I'm going to have to think about this while I do super chats.
And of course, if you want to see Fiorina, you have to wait to the end of the stream.
Okay.
Let us begin.
Oyster for $1 says, you thought you could smoke me without paying the price?
I'm smoking you, boyo.
Eat as much crackers as you want and you'll just poop them.
Fuck you, Moon Pie.
Clap emoji.
Listen, I have not even been deterred.
I've eaten oysters since.
Okay.
I just haven't been doing the same thing to avoid throwing up.
Kurt Eichenwald, Aman Bassburg for 5 says, Glorious Q, Emperor.
Fun fact.
Gout was long known as the disease of kings.
Yes, I am alluding to DSP.
I know it is.
Because only rich people could get that diabetes like that back in the day.
Russian propagandist for one says, where did you hear Zelensky has private mansions all over the world?
A tweet from Brown Groyper 1488.
Why didn't he take a flight to the West to live lavishly in exile when he was offered to?
Who do you think is more corrupt or has more mansions?
Him or Putin?
I didn't realize it was a contest.
Yes, I have heard from Brown Groyper 1488 that he has mansions in Egypt.
As far as living in exile, you can't make money when you live in exile.
How are you going to flee your country and then try to promote your cause?
You have to stay in Ukraine, or at least pretend to.
Good luck seven for two says, happy protein year.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Asian tech support for 10 says, blue cheese.
I swear I'm addicted to blue cheese, bro.
Same.
There's blue cheese in that fucking fridge.
I sometimes, I just take a fork and I just eat blue cheese sometimes.
I budgeted into my calories, of course, but I just eat the blue cheese.
Humble Guardsman for 5 says, ours is not to make reply.
Ours is not reason why.
Ours is to but feed and seed.
I read that completely wrong.
I tried to honor your poem, but I failed you.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Xeno for everyone says, I wouldn't be surprised if Connie is mixer quit.
I mean, that's what I said.
I wouldn't be surprised either.
Young Pai Chung for 50 says, you should plan to eat a steak.
Oh, man.
I haven't had a steak in not a full year, but at least a couple months.
At least six months, I would say.
Sounds like a good idea, actually.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thunker Housing for 3 says, you have to play some cool character.
Try Jinx.
Took me a second, but I got it.
Yes, I'll play.
Thanks.
Good idea.
I'll play Jinx next time.
We'll push down the Asian.
Space Allen for 50 says, Hamjam.
Thank you, Space Allen, very much.
I appreciate it.
One day I'll fix the emotes.
I promise.
Foxes for five says, petition to have all currency read out as Kayla nude units and all Monero read out as autism units for the stream.
Kayla nude says, hopefully you, your family, and your friends are well.
Best I know, everybody's doing fine.
I'm doing fine.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
We're all okay.
We're all okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bill's here for 150th of Achilles says, I actually loved your Dota 2 streaming day a long time ago after you finished Houses of Ashes.
If you're going to play pastime, throw up some clips for the gun room for fun.
I don't know.
Streaming Dota sounds like a bad idea, to be quite honest with you.
Dota is depressing for me because it's like, I have so many hours in Dota.
I have, between League of Legends and Dota, I probably have 4,000 to 5,000 hours of them that I played since, you know, I was like 18, 19.
I've played League of Legends and Dota.
And it's like, I feel like after spending so much time, I should be so much better than what I am.
And I'm not.
I'm not really that great.
And I wish that I had something more to show for my time investment.
But that really is the game in a nutshell, all video games, is that you can pour as many hours as you want into a video game, but you'll never get anything out of it.
It's just a man child hobby.
And by the way, I want to rant about man children and how much I fucking hate people who are so like selfish and obsessed with their own self-interest.
And then everyone's like, oh, because it was over the fucking, this is why I got pissed at her.
It's just like, I made a post about how people are mad that Nancy Mace went to the Citadel.
And they try to make this bullshit argument.
Nancy Mace went to the Citadel and stole a man space from men.
That's not too dissimilar from what trannies do with women in women's restrooms.
And it's just the most retard fucking take imaginable.
Number one, Nancy Mace did not sue the Citadel.
That was somebody else.
She was the first to graduate as a woman.
Second of all, there's a difference between a fucking sex pest in a women's private place where they are more vulnerable, where there are no cameras, where the door can be locked and women can be raped, where rapes happen, where they set up cameras on changing tables to watch babies get changed so they can have videos of babies being changed.
There's a big difference between that and a man space.
I disagree with the premise that women can serve non-combat roles on the military because that's fucking dumb.
And it all stems from this place of like whiny selfishness that's just like endemic of man children where it's like, what about me?
What about me?
What about me?
What can I get out of this?
And it's just like, who fucking cares?
You get what you get.
You get what you put in.
And if you're putting in shit and you're not really getting anything out of it, you're not making anything out of it.
That's like a man-child fucking thing.
That's your fucking anime.
Nobody in the real world will ever have their opinion swayed by anime subtitles or localizations.
Nobody ever gives a fuck about the black characters in movies.
Nobody gives a fuck about your video games having like, it's all man-child shit.
And I'm a man-child.
I have man-child interests because people got Sydney said, I can't have any hobbies then.
I can't have any hobbies.
It's like, you can have hobbies.
Just know that they're man-child hobbies.
I could sit here and I could rant to you for three fucking hours about how much I fucking despise Marzie and all the anime skins they put in Dota.
I could rant for three fucking hours.
Like, let me, you know, let me do it.
I'll show you.
I'm a big man child and I hate things just like you.
I hate things as much as anime people hate localizations.
You ready?
Let me show you this.
My Dota 2 that I put fucking like a million hours into added this shit, added this shit to my fucking game and ruined it.
Because look at this.
Look at this shit.
This is just straight up fucking anime.
Compare this.
Compare this to the other woman character in this game.
And you'll notice that one is anime and the other is the class.
This is classic Dota.
It looks bad.
She doesn't look.
She's like in a sexy outfit, but it's like not sexy.
And then they have the anime character.
And then look at this.
Okay.
One more thing and then I'll wrap up.
I promise.
This is her design, like her full body design.
What do you think this bitch does?
What do you think she does in this video game?
What do you think that her skills are?
What do you think she, it is anime girl with no discernible features, no weapon, no object, no staff, nothing.
What do you think she does?
Would you guess that she is a strength carry?
That she carries that she does physical damage by punching people using her strength.
Nobody who is not familiar with this game would guess that her skill is to punch people to death.
That is what she does.
That is this fucking anime bitch's job.
And you know what?
Every other character in the game, regardless of how big they are, unless they're a monster with claws, does not uses a weapon.
This is Alchemist.
He's an ogre.
You know what he does?
He punches people.
But you see those swords on his back?
When he ults, he pulls out the swords.
She has no swords.
She does as much damage as Alchemist as a little anime girl with a little little girl fist.
And that is fucking ruining us.
Dota put the shit in my game because a Saudi Arabian multi-millionaire paid them to make a Dota 2 anime and she was introduced in the anime and they took her from the anime and put her in my game.
But I know that everything I've just said is completely irrelevant.
Me getting Marzie removed from the game or her style change doesn't accomplish anything.
It might make me mildly happier until I play my next game of Dota 2 and I fucking lose and because my team fucking sucks.
Nothing you can do about that.
But like I don't talk about it because nobody gives a fuck.
Nobody gives a fuck.
Thank Much Weaver Spyro Henry Israel00:16:01
You know what matters?
Bashing trannies, completely obliterating the influence of fucking trannies.
And I'm gonna fuck if Nancy Mace was pro-LGB whatever years ago.
I will forgive her for literally everything because right now it is politically expedient to have her in Congress calling trannies a fucking tranny to their fucking tranny faces and passing legislation that puts that tranny outside of everywhere that they don't need to be.
That's what matters.
And people that are so man-child that they're more occupied with their fucking Marzie skin or the men's spaces in the Siddha Wool.
They can't accomplish anything because they're so obsessed with their toys.
I despise that.
Those people have no place in the world.
They shouldn't be allowed to vote.
If you're not married and if you don't, if you don't have a fucking job and you're not married, you don't have kids, you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Here's how voting should work.
Every married couple should get two votes.
Every active member of the armed services should get one vote unless they're married, in which case they get two votes.
And if you change that, you would see a much better country almost overnight.
And guess what?
I wouldn't be voting.
Still don't.
There's your $1 super chat.
You can send in $100 if you would like as an afterthought.
Lightrose for one says, what happened to Sneed Toro?
It's on the back burner.
I've uploaded it to the USIPS GitHub, but everything's on standby until I get the tax forms done as it is.
Can't do shit.
Collier Dante for five says, warning to bunker housing, getting Jinx, getting me, turns out, turns out to mean getting your baby's head flattened by a pothead puner.
Stop masturbating to Moda Games.
You know what's funny?
There's an entire song.
Oh my God.
I'm going to.
Oh my God.
No, I even, oh no, I thought I had never played this on stream before.
I played it as the outro song to Bex's stream.
I bet.
I did.
I played Get Jinx as the outro song to Bex's person stream.
I was going to play that as my outro song just to fuck with you guys, but Schwartzval Null for five says, my cat likes your show, though.
I think it sucks.
He asked me to give you $5 of his allowance this week.
One-tenth of a whole Kayla.
Thank you very much, Cat.
I appreciate it.
Dizzy until death for five says, what's your favorite PlayStation 1 game?
Spyro, bro.
Spyro, hands down.
I also really, really like Croc, but I never beat it.
I did beat Spyro.
I think that Spyro is the first game, like the one of the only games I actually beat from zero to 100.
I did beat Spyro.
Collier Dante for 10 says, Texas schools now run on 2021 B station rules.
No felonids.
No ERP.
Thank you for indulging my man-child interest.
I appreciate it.
Ballistic Characteristic for a full Kayla says, great stream, dude.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Glad you think so.
Sneedo for one says, hey, Josh, did you hear people say, do you hear people are going crazy for Pokemon cards again?
People are lining up at Costco's and card shops fighting for cards.
We got a man-child epidemic.
I don't know what to tell you.
DeCoz for two says, see their feed, Sneed, and Chuck.
I'm not answering this.
Such a stupid fucking question.
What possessed this guy to pay $2 to have me answer this?
It's like an intrusive thought that you like make up lyrics to a song as you're like shitting on a song in your head.
It's like that's something you like to send out into the world.
Vordier for five says, can you make useful mistake change his profile picture to a better picture?
I know he's got that anime shit.
That's the issue.
Useful mistake is great, but he's like an anime.
So you have to be careful.
You have to watch out what he does around the beauty parlor because he somehow manages to piss off the beauty parlor a lot.
Because he's got an anime avatar.
A woman is going to see any mod action taken by a man who has an anime avatar, and their immediately first thought is going to be, this is bullshit.
It could be completely justified, but they see that anime avatar.
And then it's like, I don't respect your authoritat.
That's how it works.
That's the female psychology 101.
Gump gum for $20 says, what happened to the Maddie song that played when you weren't streaming on Rumble?
I was fucking with the templates and I ended up not re-uploading it.
And then some people have said that it's better that way because apparently there's a thing with Rumble where when it auto plays that song, it won't auto play the stream.
Like it doesn't automatically change over to the stream.
Whereas if you have no song playing, then it will automatically start.
So I don't know if that's true.
If that's true or not true, let me know in the Maddie thread and I'll take a look at it.
Arian Queen.
Thank you, by the way.
Arian Queen generator for one says, Nancy Mays is a dumb bitch.
Defending her on the timeline will make you look worse than when you defended that literal cocksucker Tom.
She would have you lynched for not loving Israel enough.
There's not a single politician in the United States that would not personally put a gun to my head and blow my brains out on the orders of Israel.
So pick your poison.
I like Nancy Mace.
I don't care.
They'd all kill me.
They would all kill me.
None of them give a fuck about you.
None of them give a fuck about you.
Donald Trump, Donald Trump's 10 kids, 10 grandkids, eight are Jewish.
Eight are formally Jewish.
He's the biggest defender of Israel on the fucking planet.
If I defend Donald Trump, are you going to cry about that?
No, because you know why?
He's a man.
That's why.
Bot or not for 20 says, Josh, I was an angry Minnesotan and laughed every time you mention it again.
I'm glad you remember.
Hope you have a good weekend.
Oh, I guess I mentioned the South Minnesota thing multiple times now.
Well, I'm getting my fucking money's worth, apparently.
Thank you very much.
Lucifero 210 for 10.
God, this name trips me up literally every time.
He donates every stream and every stream he fucks me over with his stupid ass name.
He says, This is why hamsters exist.
And then there is a link.
I think that Molevad is cooperating better today.
Let's see.
i'm watching an ad how's this is this like a is this like a double advertisement for like kia and like halo No.
It's just like the side.
Dude, I wish I had the money to just make absolutely retarded fucking garbage like this.
Thank you.
Disease Rat 2 for 10 says, Josh, what's your opinion on Weaver and the people who main him and Dodo?
Weaver's pretty competent.
I don't, I don't really, I don't hate Weaver.
I don't hate Weaver as much as I hate like Marzie.
In case you don't know anything, Weaver can go invisible and he has an ability that resets his HP to like five seconds ago.
So he's really difficult to kill.
And he also does a lot of damage.
He's not one of those things that annoy me.
Like Ricky is fucking annoying because nobody knows how to handle him, basically.
Steedo for one says, I hope Matthew Prince gets mauled by a large or black large dog shitpull.
Me too.
That would be justice.
Justice for Kiwi Farms.
Red Eyes Black Dragon for five says, hey, Josh, any plans on gardening again or even like buying a couple cows to make your own cheese?
Maybe.
Maybe one day.
If I ever get local set up, then I'll do milking streams.
Literal milking streams.
Little baby child for five says, here, have some institutional black bacon.
I'm sorry, I said black again because some guy said black, large dog was shitboll.
Institutional back bacon.
I don't actually don't even know what that means, but thank you very much.
Sorry.
Arian Queen generator for two says, dip shit.
Why after I pay you for years, do you cut the content from two streams to one?
You dropped like six things on Gumbird in two years of me paying stream, you worthless Janny.
I have shit to do, bro.
I know that sounds like a cop-up, but I really do.
I'm actually really thankful to have the two days that I would spend on stream prep back because I just need it.
Vortier for two says, that Chinese guy isn't special.
Israel has been openly making hundreds of crispy babies in Palestine.
That's fucked up, bro.
I can't laugh at that.
Laughing at that would be immoral.
It would make Hassan upset too.
My best friend, Hassan Piker, who I love.
Little baby, little baby child for five says, I used to work in the business of transporting people.
We would call especially needy or retarded passengers crispers behind their back because they're vegetables.
Get it?
Oh, I did not get it, actually.
I needed you to explain that to me.
Thank you.
The false copy of Sunder for one says, please enjoy this Twitter post from the Crisper Baby.
I'm trying to highlight the fucking link.
There we go.
Let's see.
Jian Kwe says, I hope people remember me as the Chinese Darwin in 50 years.
And I assume that you want me to read this because he looks very silly.
And here we have the silly Asian man.
We will make unit 731 look like the Red Cross.
That's mean.
I don't know.
Did people react very negatively to this?
He looks like a fucking dweeb.
He needs circle glasses to pull off the mad scientist look, though.
Humble Gransman for one says, gay neighbor samurai.
Never imagined such things could be.
You will live to see gay bullshit beyond your beyond human imagination.
How's that go?
Beyond human comprehension.
Koi Dante for 10 says, take that Fundoshi out yo bussy Yasuki from Tariq Nakreed.
I don't even know what a Fundoshi is, man.
Thank you.
Laser Disc Spin Man for 5 says, what were your thoughts on the Texas anime death pill?
I've given them.
Thank you very much.
Stalker Tranny and Joy Expulsion for 10 Autism Points says, While trying to find the origin of DogQuest, I happened across a Trune publicly mirroring it on his .edu subdomain.
The university's network engineers are fucking pissed.
TTD also fucked Nyala.
Dude, I imagine that they're fucking pissed.
It's when an institution like that really fragrantly allows abuse on their network, it causes a big deal because the fire will hit the upstreams really hard and they can't really do anything about it without like cutting off the university's internet, which they're not really supposed to do.
Like .edu and the like the upstreams of a university are supposed to be completely stable because they have this really important purpose.
And then you have like some fucking asshole doing retard shit on them.
Yung Pai Chang for two says, Assassin's Creed was a good franchise.
Assassin's Creed was a good franchise.
Operative World was.
I think you've changed the lyrics a bit.
Red Eyes Black Dragon for two says, why do black guys always want to hook up with fat white girls?
Because any white woman is better than any black woman.
And so they pick the lowest of the low, which is the closest thing they can get.
Like if you have a fit black guy, like a really, really fat, trashy retard white woman will be like, oh my God, he liked to throw out of my league.
And then they feel like they're gratified until they get beaten.
And then the black guy is like just happy to have a white bitch so they can sing about it with their fucking rap songs.
Carnova for five says, happy pizza day.
Hope you stream some video soon.
Maybe.
I think I have another Life is Strange type game to play eventually.
Laughing Hyena for 5 says, hey, yellow fever means there are more white women for white men.
Now white folks have to compete with Fido.
I have stopped.
I have stopped my rusty cage ways, bro.
TB Deluxe for 2 says, listening later, I wonder what Sifu Josh will give himself food poisoning with this week.
Exciting.
I had sausage today.
I had sausaged instead of fish.
Lelanthea for 10 says, thanks, fam.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Lucifera 210 for 1 says, the boomers boycott the parrot company ABMBEV and caused stock to drop like 20%, I think.
And the stock still hasn't recovered.
Yeah, but I mean, they bought the beer from the same company is my point.
I know the stock went down, but that stock trading is like almost entirely speculative.
Good luck 7 for 5 says, today's Maddie was extra horror.
I called into work to fix my fridge and had to stop repeatedly because of the shit I heard.
Civil War was easier than these Trunes.
I'm happy to help with your fridge repairing one day, I guess.
Krangus Mac Mangus.
Krangus Omangus for one says, Hey, Jersh, I worked in healthcare and Verizon Team Mobile banned SMS keywords related to marijuana.
So my message about Dr. Kush was blocked and flagged sounds like a First Amendment violation.
I mean, the fact you worked in healthcare and discuss health issues.
And for some reason, HIPAA doesn't cover SMS.
You should not be using Raw Dog SMS ever, especially not for healthcare shit.
To tell your fucking hospital to change their service provider.
Bugatti Spaceship for 2 Kayla says, Hello, Shin Josh.
Your stream is the highlight of this crumbling lowercase internet and Truon Drama is the highlight of your streams.
I amo.
I'm glad you like because there's endless Trune drama.
There's so much.
There's so many deranged sex pests out there to make fun of.
Danka, Danka.
Foxes for 5 says, it's just a joke, bro.
Person who routinely threatens violence on people who disagrees with them.
You think you hate them enough?
No, I certainly don't think so.
The ice cream man for four kaylas.
I gotta do a pvp style.
Four kalas.
Hello, Josh.
I propose a trade.
I give you 200 nice, wonderful dollary dues, and you wish my boy Henry a happy birthday.
Okay, that is tempting.
That's a tempting offer.
Let's see what Henry is.
Uh, there is a guinea pig.
Well, happy birthday, Henry.
You know, somebody, I didn't even pull this out, but since you spent $200, four whole Kaylas, someone sent this to me.
See when I can find it.
Oh, he zipped it up.
I don't want to zip.
Let me just try to screen grab it from the messages.
There we go.
I asked somebody to make like a Ralph thing for like the Ralph at the bottom.
I forgot about it until now.
He did this and it made me laugh.
It was so innovative because instead of just doing a pig, he did a guinea pig.
And I thought that was really, really fucking clever.
It didn't even occur to me how funny a guinea pig would be for Ralph for the purposes of that.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Happy birthday, Henry.
The ice cream man for an initial $10 says, if you want to race this with a nice piece of uncommon wisdom, that'd be nice too.
Thanks for the stream.
Hope you're doing well in the States, bro.
Uncommon wisdom.
Surround yourself with happy people.
I feel like that's a thing that people need to do.
They need to like deliberately surround themselves with happier people.
Never, don't tolerate people who are like negative Nancies, always bringing you down, sending you like sad messages.
Nobody wants that shit.
No, they'll never deal with that shit.
Positive vibes.
Only chat.
Haramberger for two says, not that destiny, the other destiny.
Referencing the game?
What are you talking about?
I have no fucking idea what you're talking about, bro.
Bugatti spaceship for six kalas says, older true news, but did you hear about the true woman emperor?
He actually asked his surgeons for a neo vagina.
Then his Petronian got Praetorian guard voted him out.
Yes, this is a lot Elagabalas.
And I will show this because this has been brought to my attention very, very much.
One of the first documented transsexuals in human history was a Roman emperor called Elagabalas.
And he was the first documented person to ever seek out a sexual reassignment surgery.
And has been pointed out to me many, many times that the first, that the bust, the official Roman marble sculpture of Elagabalas looks exactly like me, chat.
Looks literally exactly fucking.
He's literally me.
Count British Weird Rape Muslim Set Joke00:15:27
I don't know how, I don't know how I don't know how to soften this blow, but God has a sense of humor, I suppose.
God set this joke up.
What is this?
1800 years ago.
He set the joke up 1800 years ago just to bat it down in my fucking face.
Such as life.
Banana plugs for one says, happy Oyster Day, Josh.
You're my favorite non-slav always.
Missed you last week because I fell asleep.
What's good?
What is good?
That's a hard question.
I'm trying to think of something off the top of my head.
I um everything, bro.
Everything's going just fine.
Haramberger for two says, mod 16 posts.
And what do I get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Say, Peter, don't you come?
Cause I can't go.
My soul's in love with payment processors.
Thanks, bro.
Thanks.
Appreciate it.
Zooch, for one, says, greetings from a cruise ship in the Pacific, either without a single black person on it.
Heaven is a real Josh.
I've heard that I saw Anthony Akumia, Anthony Kumia, complaining that cruise ships lower their prices and now they're full of black people that fight on the deck.
So I don't know how you found it, but you need to tell Anthony Kumia how to find it.
The Ice Cream Man for $25 says, please mention Snacky's huge, awful hands.
They're very scary and I don't like them.
That's hard.
I don't know if I have the capacity to do this anymore.
Maybe if I go to like the first page, there will be big mitten hands I can show people.
Kind of.
There's only this picture.
You have to kind of peep.
I have to kind of peep it and be like, kind of see that.
Kind of see those gigantic man hands.
Look at them.
Those are some big ass hands.
And they really skeeve me out too because you know they stink.
Imagine those big, stinky hands touching you.
Honestly, it makes me nauseous.
You just know she stinks.
Just know.
Thank you.
Chuck West for being a Zoomer and going to school with broccoli boys caused me intense psychological damage.
I cannot sneeze.
Well, you know what?
If you can't beat them, join them.
Start busting, bro.
I've been told by Haramberger that's how you get bitches these days is that you start busting.
Coalie Dante for 20 says, it is cuttlefish, a family of internally shelled squid, not octopus, which engage in deceptive mating by pretending to be female.
Do not slander the noble octopus.
So my bad.
My bad.
I did not know that the duration cowfish was the one that actually had the sissy cuckholeing fetish.
Thank you for your corrections.
Orion from the grill cast for five says, Harry Sisson is a genuinely a cute, attractive guy.
I would actually hit if you let me.
No homo.
I think that this actually is a homo zeit.
I don't know.
Very uncomfortable.
Orion from the grill cast for five says, if Harry wasn't a retarded leftist, he could have slayed an unimaginable amount of poon and nobody would have cared.
He would have should have known this would happen because it happens to literally every horn dog lib.
I don't know why they don't just do it in person and keep it offline.
Like if you can hit up 11 girls, like why Snapchat them?
Why not just like do it in your area?
It's like, did he even meet any of them?
He was just like soliciting news from a bunch of girls he was lying to.
It's like such a pussy thing to do, too.
He didn't even have the audacity to have sex with them.
He's like afraid to.
Haramberger for two says, finally, they should be federally controlling Crayon Shinshan.
To be the man, you must have honor, honor, and a felony.
I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with you this stream, bro.
I have to know what you're saying.
Awakened 34 for 5 says, one, I'm super sorry that your first encounter with anime was true ass or Peto Bait.
I'll suggest, bro, their animes are doing it again.
They're paying me money to tell me to watch their shows.
I will literally, I will literally never, ever, ever take into consideration or watch an anime for any reason.
Says you might find enjoyable drifters or better yet, Robo Armageddon contradict.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to entertain this because he sent two more.
I'll read them first.
Coned modern weeves are super retarded, encouraging the Japanese to be Japanese and watching anything with tits or some kind of shonen Naruto Dragon Ball, where I enjoy things from my parents' era.
Conted 200 word count sucks.
Hope you have tried out games like Star Sector.
I didn't suggest it.
I have played Star Sector.
I can't remember anything about it, though.
Okay, let me see this real quick.
Go Google Robo Armageddon IMDb TV series 1998 to 1999.
Let's see.
Parents' Guide.
There is no parents' guide.
Oh, wait, there's no information about what's in it.
So I don't know.
I just remember, it's like people always suggest this has no anything in it.
But then it's like, I even remember in Dragon Ball Z, it's like the creepy old man is like, like, stealing the panties of like the 13-year-old Bulma and shit.
Drifters TV series.
Okay.
Historical characters fight.
This is the.
I want you to tell.
When I open IMDB, I'm like not fucking with you.
I want to be clear.
When I open IMDB for this show, this is literally the first screenshot that I see.
I don't know what the fuck this anime thing is, but it's very suspicious.
Let's see if this one has a parents guy.
This one's more recent, so it might.
Parents guy.
Okay.
A man grabs another female's boobs in a comedic fashion.
The protest barges into a tower only to catch a few men in the act of rape.
Plenty of women are found shackled in the same dark road, bruised and covered with barely but a thin piece of cloth.
Like, my main contention with anime shit is I don't want to see any fucking weird rape shit.
I don't want to watch a show that has like freaky weird Japanese rape fetish in it.
And you cannot name a single anime that doesn't have the sex pest character, the hee-hee, silly, molesting women character in the rape scene.
That is ubiquitous and in every fucking show.
You just can't avoid it, bro.
I'm not trying to like shit on you or whatever, but it's just like, I don't want to watch it.
I don't want to see that.
I want to play Dota.
I would much rather lose two games of Dota than to watch the weird rape anime.
Koya Dante for 20 says, Hassan using KI for its intended purpose of reading co-lated information on notable figures, but shaking his head so everyone sees he disagrees with it.
It's true.
It's true.
The Ice Cream Man for Half Akayla says, I'm happy to report that Andrew Tate love is in an all-time low.
And I was presently, pleasantly surprised that I didn't have to push too hard to get people to acknowledge how fucking awful these fags are.
Dude, it's the little, the little white pills, the little grains of rice, the little white pill rice that you can take.
Andrew Tate shit is just like, he is everything I fucking hate.
He's a brown, Muslim, white woman rapist.
And, you know, it's one thing to be a rapist, chat.
It's one thing to be a sex trafficking rapist.
It's another thing to be brown and living in a white country.
It's another thing to be a Mohammedan, chat.
It's another thing to be a Mohamedine.
But there's a fourth strike against him.
Usually it's three strikes and you're out, but I'm generous Josh, right?
Generous Janny Jouche.
And you know how I am.
I give people way too many chances.
But then the fourth strike.
He's fucking British.
He's fucking British.
He's not only a sex trafficking, half-black Muslim, he is British.
And when he talks about how he's totally not, how he's totally raping bitches and how you can start up your own porn empire by raping bitches, he does it in a fucking comedic, British villain accent.
And I'm just like, how are you real?
And how does anyone listen to you and not immediately want to find a weapon?
Like, I don't get it.
Fucking unreal.
Sneedo for two says, Josh, you forgot to post the 3GP faggots car and stickers.
One of them says pedophile in Japan.
i did forget to do that i don't know how i um one of the guys that was like a reply guy when i reposted the fucking anime thing um He posted this.
That was a 35p guy.
He also at some post point on his Twitter profile, he posted his thing.
And the back of his Illinois Ford has a bunch of lollycon spread eagle showing panty shots.
And then if you, if you hold up your phone, that Japanese thing is literally just lollycon in Japanese.
I think it's Rory con Roriko or something in Japanese.
But when you hold up your phone to like Google AI translate it, it literally translates the lollycon, not literally into lollycon, but into pedophile.
Like Google AI trying to figure out what that bumper sticker means for an English reader.
If you hold up your phone and try to translate that shit on the road, the car in front of you will have a symbol that just says pedophile on it in your Google Spartans or whatever the fuck.
It's just absolutely insane.
It's insane.
Humble Guardsman for seven says, and you will be hated by all of my namesake for all.
Let me reread it.
And you will be hated by all for my namesake, but the one who endures to the end will be saved.
For Matthew 22 ESV.
The real Bibble chat, not the other Bibble that I had to read before because someone kept paying me like a dollar a piece.
Thank you.
Bugatti Spaceship for four Kaylas.
Sorry, two Kaylas.
I can't count anymore.
Says, murdered by Crayons is an NPC stooge of Z Matrix Deep State and Base, Florida, Vill Deliver Justice, Inshallah.
For some reason in my head, that sounded like the guy from the WEF.
Not the wrestling one, the economic form.
Thank you.
Unkind naysayer for five says, synthetic man is God.
I don't know what that means.
I think you said this twice now.
I still know what this means.
Awaken 34 for 10 says, just in case you choose to skip my shit, this is so you go back and finish.
Please, there.
Holy shit, bro.
This guy was prepared to make sure I read his fucking anime tweets.
They are separated because 200 word count.
I don't know how to crypto.
Bro, you did just fine.
I read your message.
I went over the anime.
I'm still not interested.
I'm very sorry to disappoint.
Awaken 34 for 1 says, a guy called It's a Gundam called DSP a male Twitch slot back in the day.
That's pretty apropos.
He doesn't have his tits out, though.
Crispy Legs for 10 says, couldn't watch live, so hoping to have too many technical errors or news ham neglect or dodgy oysters.
Happy Friday.
I managed to pull off a real stream today.
I feel like I feel like I've done well.
I feel like this is a real beefy, girthy stream, chat.
Thank you.
Baula Peggins for 5 says, how's it feel doing?
You were actually a mere pawn in DSP's 5D chess game.
See, the fact is that DSP's game is so many levels above where I operate and so much high IQ than I am that I can't even acknowledge it.
It hasn't sunken in yet.
I can't articulate my feelings.
The Ice Cream Man for 25 says, it continually blows my mind that the DSP board even exists.
It's not that weird that people would want to follow a personal interest, but DSP is so goddamn boring and one-dimensional.
Yeah, he has a very dedicated group of anti-fans, and I think a lot of it is like, I don't know.
I don't want to get into it.
When I talk about the DSP, people get really mean, and then they start complaining on the forum.
And I'm trying to maintain, trying to maintain peace and harmony at the moment.
Haramberger for two says, think about the way.
Harmberg for two says, haha, today's secret phrase of the day is Rouge Cruz all aboard.
I feel like he's drunk.
Lester Johnson, nine inches with diameter.
Muhammad marrying a nine-year-old is pretty bad.
Do you agree that Joseph impregnating a 12-year-old Mary was bad?
Or that you buy the excuse, excusing PDF via Immaculate Conception?
Well, you're going to have to cope and Sneed, buddy.
I'm not entertaining that.
Being the bunny for one says for the smoked oyster fund.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Awaken 34 for two says, Living Tombstone is last new brony.
So take that how you will.
Also, Dia Games, I better in respect of music.
The anime person's trying to...
Okay, I got you.
You know of the Living Tunbstone because of the 20% cooler remix from Rainbow Dash.
Okay, I understand that.
But the Count DA Games is better in respect to music.
There's a guy that does video game remixes.
And he's really good.
I actually want to shout him out because I've played his music a bunch on the stream.
See if I can find it really quick.
He does like heavy metal covers of shit.
Let's see.
He had like a cover of Bad Apple that's really good.
As silly as it is for me to say that.
Richard Rich AA Deb.
Rich A.A. Deb.
He does heavy metal covers of various songs, and they're all pretty high quality.
Rodier Fritz says, Devilverse is the name for A-Logs of Stuttering John Melendez, Howard Stern employee in the 90s, started by Who Are These Podcasts?
And Chrissy Mayer.
Oh my God, the Dream Team.
Sign me the fuck up.
Cooliodante for 10 says, Nick drives the kids 120 miles to their church activities.
Why can't he not go to the church?
And he used to attend 10 miles from his house.
He drives them to all sorts of different activities because he's got like six kids and they're all in shit.
And he says they have shit to do every single day.
And then they also go to different micro-schooling homes.
And because he lives out in a rural area, it's like 20 miles each way.
So he spends like a entire like trucker's day on the road every day transporting his kids.
That's what he says.
Thank you.
Long Border 24145 says, Just Corius, why didn't you try and do a diet challenge this year against PPP like last time?
Because I'm doing it for the foundation.
I'm not trying to like make content out of it.
Bunker Housing for 3 says, oh no, I think Ralph is using again.
Anyway, I mean, it was inevitable, basically.
Awakened 34 for 2 says, I fell asleep in a friend's shower for three hours with water going when I got hammered, woke up with no hanger due to my genius.
I ended up pissing all over the balcony in the apartment because of me.
I mean, you didn't wake up with a hangover because water hangovers are dehydration.
Haramurger for two says, Blue Curacao is a fruity, but doesn't mix easily with a lot of other liquors.
I made Tide Pod shots with it.
It was orange vodka with food coloring, white chocolate, liqueur, and blue sea on top.
Well, I think that's basically what they're trying to give me the maid with the old spice thing.
No hurt, Mr. Metals for 5 says, when the fuck did subs become a thing?
Always on Rumble.
If you want to subscribe and get $5 a month, you can do it on Rumble.
It'll have a green name in chat.
It'll make you look very spiffy.
Awaken 34 for 2 says, I had a friend who built this guy is drunk, I think.
He's missing letters all over the place.
Built his own computer.
If it didn't help him find a loose cable, he would have smashed the thing thinking it never worked because he didn't.
Bro, you're like perpetually drunk, and your retard friends are pissing off balconies, smashing computers that they just bought and built.
And you're watching weird rape anime together.
Genghis Kong Shin Chan Mental Asylum00:09:37
I don't know what's going on in the Awakened 34verse, but that's not my scene.
You're building it.
You're presenting a pretty dark picture of the Awakened 34 cinematic universe.
Curse of Gnosis for 10 says, what's your opinion of this?
And then there is an X post.
Let's see what it is real quick.
Let the man drink.
Okay, okay.
Dude, this is like eight fucking traname.
Literal fucking traname posts.
It's just a traname saying that the conservatives deserve to have their Teslas burned because they were socially conservative in the 90s.
I don't know what the fuck that means, but it's a traname, so I don't care.
Thank you.
Didius to be for two says 333.
Thank you.
Awaken 34 says, if you need an outro song, you don't care.
Here's the here.
It's called the Gospel of Throttle.
I think I'll pass, homie.
Bunker Housing for 3 says, can you read help?
Hello, Mental Asylum.
As if you were calling a mental asylum on behalf of someone else.
No.
That sounds like you're going to SWAT somebody or something.
Humble Garzon for one says, switch man-child hobbies to Warhammer.
You get a shelf full of cool-looking model.
Dude, they do not look cool.
I'm sorry.
Whoever told you that fucking lie to you.
Awaken 34 for one says, play demigod.
It's Dota, but it's not.
No, I think I have.
I played Smite.
I know what you mean.
Not Sperg Zerker for four.
Kayla says, thanks for the rant, Josh.
I don't know what that specifically refers to.
Maybe Dota.
I'm going to assume it's Dota in good faith.
Thank you.
Actually, it must be because of the one above you.
I think I'm right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Arian Queen Generator for 2 says, listening to you cry about Dota and considering it the same as the Citadel really shows how much of a giant man child you are.
I paid way more than $400 on Gunroad, etc.
You cheap retard.
Okay.
The president of Nintendo for two says, I feel obligated to tell you Kroc is getting a remake remastered.
K Love, you buy.
I'm happy to know this.
And then Awaken has sent like eight more super chats.
He says, a game that might feel the life is strange as Chorus Playing Game with Strong Wamen.
The anime is spelled Gitter Robo Armageddon, by the way.
I found it, bro.
Also, god damn it.
Forget about the shit in Drifter should mention it.
Also has funny mustache man Hitler.
i'm not gonna watch an anime because it has a hitler in it that's not how i i'm not playing dota 2 because they have a cute skin for marzy that makes them into hitler And then Hitler runs around punching people to death.
That's not why I play it.
Carnova for 2 says, Josh, I highly recommend the anime King of the Hill.
I tell you what, I have watched every episode of King of the Hill.
It's a great anime.
The Bugs for 2 says, Gator, really fell off.
And then there is a Catbox file.
Let's see what this says.
Why is Catbox so slow?
I'm going to fix that shit.
I'll read the next super chat.
Bugai Spaceship for one says, nine, but for real, Shin Shan is like the other anime Josh's Naked Dancing Little Boys Aside.
Evan references Haramberger.
Shin Chan is exactly why.
Like, Shin Shan is just like South Park.
Like, people say, like, oh, here's another anime fucking retard tweet that I saw on people's responses to that bill.
They posted pictures of, like, the child nudity in South Park.
And if you don't know, at various times, like, Butters and Cartman and all the kids, they get naked and they draw the penises for the boys.
Like, the number three, it's just like a very quick scribble that's like obviously penis shaped, but it's not a penis.
It's not like a detailed.
And Shin Chan aired on Adult Swim, which is why I saw it.
And there is like inappropriate scenes in it because it's Japanese and of course it has, but like Shin Chan's the exact same thing.
So even in the anime style, it's possible to have things that are obviously not sexual, which distinguishes it from like you can't just say that all anime is sexualized.
It's just that most of it is.
Even the kids.
The Japanese hand is capable of drawing something like Shinshan, which is obviously not sexualized, but they don't is the issue.
It's the whole point.
I'm sorry, dude, but the cat box file that you sent me is not letting it all.
I'm getting a timeout.
Not even numerals for 10 says, anime oysters and cheddar sauce.
That sounds absolutely fucking vile, bro.
Foxes for five says, Josh is my favorite hater.
Keep it up and fuck you.
Thank you.
And fuck you too.
That's what that was Dick Matterson's thing, I think.
He would always say at the end, he said, like, thank you and fuck you or something every time someone like complimented him.
Humble Guardsman for one says, bring up a picture of Baneblade and tell me that's not cool.
No, I don't think I will.
And Awoken34 gets the final word.
He says, I may be an anime spurt, but at least I have different taste games like Supreme Commander.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, anime, bro.
Just don't sleep in the shower.
Okay.
Here is the conundrum.
I do not have an outro song.
I still haven't picked an outro song.
I could pick something random.
Good random.
What have I got?
What do I have on my playlist?
My recently favored track.
These are too long.
Sleep Forever by Portugal Demand is one of my favorite songs, but it's like seven minutes long.
I liked a bunch of stuff that I already.
That's five minutes long.
Damn, bro.
All my favorite songs are so fucking long.
You know what?
Have I ever played Genghis Khan?
I don't think I ever have.
I'm going to play Genghis Khan.
Wait, there's one more from Awaken.
Why do you read my super chats like I'm dysluxated?
Because you write in a fucking manic style that I can't read, bro.
That's why.
Okay, I'm going to play Genghis Kong with my snow.
Keep it real, chat.
Catch you on the flip side.
See you next week.
Take it easy.
Thanks for watching.
Thank you, everybody, for the very generous super chats.
Hopefully, I'll have local set up by next week.
Who knows?
Take it easy.
Bye.
You don't have the rights to ask where you go at night.
But the way you set my head to think someone's in your bed.
I'll get a little bit Genghis Kong.
Don't want you to get it on with nobody else but me.
Ooh, with nobody else but me.
I'll get a little bit Genghis Cald.
Don't want you to get it on with nobody else but me.
Wait, oh, no I did.
I forgot to read the thing.
Okay, let's see.
Hold up.
I have three Furinas.
It says anonymous.
Okay, this one's from an anonymous.
He was too ashamed to even put his name on this or send me from, he has since sent in an anonymous mailing server to send me a cat box file, which as we've established is not fucking loading.
So I may not be able to see this guy's Furina.
Ranch says, got her and her signature for $0 because I have responsible monetary value high chat.
I don't know what her signature is.
It's splendor of tranquil waters.
Bonus masterless star glitter times 10.
This is like reading a fucking alien language.
Holy shit.
Okay, here is his Furina.
I hope you don't mind if I show your username.
Maybe you'll make a friend after this.
Sorry, I'm saving all these files to show them.
And this is the stick that he's got.
It's a masterless star glitter chat.
This is apparently quite impressive.
This is Furina.
This is Fiorina's $600 signature, apparently.
So that's Ranch's Fiorina.
Facts Machine says, for context, the people arguing in the text were talking about Constellations, aka multiple copies of this character to make her better.
I just have one I saved up for her via a monthly five-ish thing I pay for using this.
So doing dailies means I earn one wish per day.
It usually takes 70 pulls to get a character.
Holy shit two and a half months to get one.
For reference, I put in images for context proof through look.
I took out my Yui.
If it helps, I'm a female weeb.
Thank you for indulging my autism.
Suffer properly, by the way.
Okay.
See it.
Oh my God.
This guy, the female gamer, quote unquote female gamer, but I have my suspicions about anyone playing this fucking game.
Heads like half the roster unlocked, but it's like, so that takes 70 days each.
Have you been playing this game for like fucking years and unlocking all these characters?
And then this is the constellation.
I have no idea what I'm looking at, but I'm sure if you're like a goon brain dopamine addict that puts $600 into this game, this is like, bro.
I got someone right now.
There is someone watching this right now who's hopelessly addicted to Genshin Impact and is putting money, pulled out their credit.
Actually, they don't put out their credit card.
They have it on Google Pay already, ready to go.
And they're putting in money into their fucking game because I've triggered them.
Genghis Cole Mind Little Bit Gangster00:02:20
I have like caused psychologic damage to them by showing them these things.
It's like showing like a nice crack rock to boss man Jack on like a table of blackjack.
Like they're just like psychologically tormenting these people.
All right, there you go.
The scene slips away to the evenness of fake.
It's a shit somewhere.
Cause I don't really want you, girl.
But you can't be free.
Cause I'm selfish, I'm obsessed.
I get a little bit Genghis cold.
I don't want you to get it on with nobody else but me.
Ooh, with nobody else but me.
I get a little bit gangster.
I don't want you to get it all with nobody else but me.
Ooh, with nobody else but me.
I wanna make up my mind, but I don't know myself.
No, I don't know myself.
I wanna make up my mind, but I don't know myself.
No, I don't know myself.
I wanna make up my mind, but I don't know myself.
No, I don't know myself.
I get a little bit Genghis Cole.
I don't want you to get it on with nobody else but me.
Ooh, with nobody else but me.
I get a little bit Genghis Cole.
I don't want you to get it all with nobody else but me.
Do it with nobody else but We look at you, put me up to me, you can do it,