Mad at the Internet - Beware the Oysters of March

March 14, 2025 - Mad at the Internet

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Beware the Oysters of March

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Beware the Oysters of March dives into internet chaos, starting with a scathing attack on Bex Gerber for allegedly neglecting her infant while smoking cannabis and playing video games. The host mocks Tommy Tudor's hybrid religious practices and covers Johnny Somali's legal troubles in South Korea alongside debates over Jeffrey Epstein's defense and Grace Thorpe's incest allegations. Amidst discussions of Andrew Tate's celebrity backers, the episode concludes with a chaotic Super Chat session where viewers debate predators, cryptocurrency, and the host's own dietary struggles while eating smoked oysters. [Automatically generated summary]
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Late Stream Preparation 00:01:22
	Where's Josh?
	Well, wouldn't wouldn't you like to know?
	Perhaps right here.
	I slept in a bit, so I am a little bit less prepared than I usually like to be for my streams.
	I do have all my stuff together.
	I just didn't get enough time to organize them and my thoughts.
	And you know, my baseline level preparedness is pretty fucking low.
	So I gotta ain't doing what I got.
	Hello, chat.
	The early chatters, the chatters that are the most dedicated.
	They know that a noon o'clock feeding is a coming.
	And they set up their little phones to notify them.
	And they line up, open the streams immediately.
	Everybody else I know, they're smart enough.
	Most streamers have the IQ to get like a 10-minute long intro sequence together so that when they start the stream, they know that like 80% of their audience isn't going to be there.
	So they just let it like play for 10 minutes and then they actually start the stream and then they have a full audience and they begin.
	However, I am mentally deficient in several ways to my detriment.
	So I just start talking immediately after the stream starts.
	I'm like, hello, guys.
	And then by the time 80% of the audience is in, I'm like, okay, well, here's the hamsters.
	Goodbye.
Casting Severus Snape 00:04:52
	All right.
	Like Meta Kurt, like Metacur and Kino Casino both do it.
	Every streamer I know of, they have a even Stavin.
	Staven Banal.
	He plays like 10 minutes of the fucking gnome walking animation and then he starts talking.
	But not me.
	Not me.
	I expect everybody to keep a schedule and then I don't keep a schedule.
	And that's how it goes.
	Cool.
	Let's get the news hamster up.
	I remember today.
	I got a tin of oysters, smoked oysters.
	And I think smoked oysters are perhaps my favorite snack at this point in time.
	It's almost pure protein and it tastes delicious.
	And there is literally no downside except for the fact that your breath is then irreparably the smell of smoked oysters, which many people consider to be repugnant.
	Thankfully, though, you guys are across the internet.
	You don't smell it.
	And my printer has randomly decided to update itself right now.
	So if you hear printer noises, that is the machine god deciding that my printer has urgent business to attend to.
	Okay, might as well eat cum.
	Uh, no, I don't think so.
	All right, uh, let's start by talking about something everybody is extremely, extremely interested in, and that is the urgent business of Harry Potter.
	Um, the news came out, everyone complained about it.
	Severus Snape, who was portrayed by British actor, I don't know his fucking name, but he is one of the best British actors of all fucking time.
	He has like this eminently dark, foreboding presence with like the most recognizable voice of all time, besides like Lear.
	What is it?
	James Earl Jones, the guy that does Darth Vader, Alan Rickman, of course.
	Uh, they're replacing him with Papa Isidu.
	Um, I'm sure that Papa Isidu is an extremely competent and talented actor, best able to portray the character, the very complicated, tortured character of Severus Snape.
	If you don't know, the story of Severus Snape is this: He was a goth girl in the Hogwarts, and he was an angsty boy, and he loved, I think it was Lily Potter was her name, the mother.
	And he was like her biggest beta orbiter in the entire fucking world.
	And he followed her for like years.
	But she, she, of course, doesn't know when she's talking, when she's talking to a nice guy, okay, and she insides one's the fucking jock.
	And that's actually literally what What's Her Face wrote into the story is that she ignores Snape because he's just an angsty dweeb and gets with James Potter, not to be confused with John Potter, who is literally like a Chad Thundercock sports-like guy.
	He's like the master Quidditch guy, he's like the top of his class, Gryffindor, Chad.
	And she just completely shuns him to the wayside and ignores him.
	And I'm not making this up.
	This is literally in the books.
	I've read them.
	And then Severus continues to like idolize her, even though she gets married and has children or a child, rather.
	And then she dies to his king, Lord Voldemort.
	And he still has like this unbreakable love for her.
	So he treats Harry like shit, not because he's the dark man, but because he, that is like the literal cuckhold baby that he feels should be his.
	But he still loves Lily.
	So he literally dies to protect Harry Potter, even though that is the cuckold baby.
	So they went through the dark and sordid history of Severus Snape.
	If you want to send a superbear, you got to send it through Rumble.
	That's the only option right now.
	That might be fixed in a bit.
	Or you can go to XMR chat, XMR chat slash Matty.
	So they looked at this dark, sorted history of Severus Snape, and I thought, this guy, Papa, Sidu, this guy can do it.
	This guy can pull it off.
	This guy looks like a beta, beta buck orbiter simp cuckoo that's going to kill himself for his idle, idle woman's other child, another man.
	Sucks to be him, I guess.
	Speaking of misery in the United Kingdom, we have a report from, I don't know who the fuck, but the report came out that says that the poorest people in the United Kingdom are now better or less well off than the poorest people in Slovenia.
UK Poverty Report 00:05:05
	If you do not know where Slovenia is, I will educate you.
	Slovenia is this very weird country that has a very long history and is tucked between Italy and Austria on the eastern side as a part of the former Yugoslavia.
	And I think the other country it borders is Croatia.
	May also touch Hungary, but I'm not 100% sure.
	It's basically entirely mountains.
	It has a capital I cannot pronounce.
	It's like Lulubanian or some shit.
	It's like an actual fucking made-up word that nobody actually says.
	They just say it's the capital of the country.
	They don't actually try to say Luja Bania.
	And apparently the mountain people, all I know from Slovenia is that they make the best fucking milk in the entire world.
	When I was in Serbia, there was a brand of milk called like Alpsco or something.
	And it was the nicest, freshest, cleanest, purest tasting fucking milk I've ever had.
	So the cows up there probably live better than everybody in England as well because they make some bomb-ass milk.
	So if you had the choice, if there was like a Buddhist reincarnation cycle and you were being deincarnated to a lower rung from human being and you had to choose to be English or a Slovenian cow, definitely pick the Slovenian cow.
	Your life will be a million times better.
	Sucks to be English, I guess, but they fucking deserve it.
	Though the EU, they might graciously take them back and spread the torch of civilization back to that wretched island.
	The European Central Bank has announced the plan for a digital Euro as soon as October 2025.
	So they're ready to go.
	They've been working on this for several years.
	This is a video of the head of the ECB wearing an ascot for some unforeseen fucking reason.
	She looks like she's trying to dress as the guy from Scooby-Doo, who also wears an ascot.
	I have no, it's like she has like a, like her throat was slit and she's trying to hide the scar.
	So I hate her.
	I honestly, I'm not much of a fashionista, but there's something about her stupid bright orange fucking like pantsuit and her black shirt and ascot around her neck that is like visually repulsive to me.
	Like, bitch, you're looking like you're dressing up for fucking Halloween.
	I don't, I don't understand what the hell this is, especially in front of that blue background.
	Like fucking Christ.
	Oh, sorry.
	I said that, I said the thing that's going to trigger the fucking Sperg that's from Croatia.
	This guy has received no attention in over a year and he still makes accounts every single fucking day to spam the same goddamn thing at me.
	And then everyone reports them because they hate him and then I ban him.
	He's been doing this literally for a year without encouragement.
	It's like he thinks that he's applying for fight club or something.
	And after a while, I'm just going to be like, oh, you know what?
	You've been annoying for a year without any kind of encouragement.
	So I'm going to give you, I'm going to let you into the dormitory.
	I'm going to shave your head.
	Here's your bunk.
	You're caught.
	I do love Halloween.
	I just don't think that Halloween's appropriate in March.
	So the plans for this Europe digital currency are, of course, the nightmare that everybody would expect if you were to expect that the government would have complete and total control over your finances at every single waking second.
	And you have absolutely no way to hide your money from the government in any conceivable fashion.
	First of all, taxes will be automatically deducted from any payment that you receive.
	Every single payment that you make to any other company in the entire world will be tracked and logged in the government database forever and ever and all time.
	The government will have the ability to block transactions to what they consider high-risk or sanctionable entities with or without cause, without appeal, you know, the usual good stuff like that.
	There will be no cash whatsoever because cash, of course, is bad for the environment.
	I've been told.
	Printing paper is actually really terrible.
	God knows that paper, I think their bills are made of plastic even.
	So it's like, oh my, oh man, that stuff's never going to decay.
	It's never going to biodegrade little ways.
	I can't have Bill's biodegradable that defeats the purpose.
	So bad for the environment.
	Thankfully, they're getting rid of that and you're going to have to depend on their system completely.
	Everything will be super convenient.
	You'll go to the store and you'll buy as much junk as you possibly can imagine.
	Before you even have the second to think that maybe you don't actually need some of the shit, you'll be able to press your EU phone against the EU payment pad and you'll be able to pay EU dollars for junk before you even have just a second to think, actually, this is all fucking garbage.
	I don't even need.
	And then they will be able to tap into your bank accounts directly because, of course, the money doesn't exist.
	It's just a computer somewhere like a fucking video game.
	Like, oh, you have 47 sapphires on your Diablo Immortal account on your phone.
	Well, that just exists on a Blizzard server, and you'll basically have Diablo Immortal Sapphires for your main money.
	That just exists in the ECB bank somewhere, and you will have no control over it for convenience sake, so that you can buy more shit that you don't fucking need.
	Cool.
	Thank you, EU.
	Please help out the UK.
	I heard they're in dire straits at the moment.
Diablo Immortal Sapphires 00:04:30
	Back in the US, Alex Jones has announced that one of his reporters was assassinated.
	He says, We are deeply saddened to inform you that InfoWars reporter Jamie White was brutally murdered around midnight Sunday night, due in part to the policies of Soros Austin, Texas, Jose Garza.
	We pledge that Jamie's tragic death will not be in vain and those responsible for the senseless violence will be brought to justice.
	Jamie's important work will be carried on through InfoWars, our readers, and our cherished listeners.
	I think this is the police report for it.
	The news segment, but we don't need to watch all that.
	And then immediately after this guy dies, by the way, I think two other reporters for the InfoWars were swatted.
	So this is Chase Geyser saying, I was just swatted again moments ago, just before 2 a.m. 68 police officers used a PA system to call me by my name and order me to walk out of my house.
	I was handcuffed in the middle of the street, presumably at gunpoint, though I couldn't tell because of the light being shining in my face.
	I was then led into my house where my wife was woken up and we were informed that receives a call from someone pretending to be me and threatening to kill my family.
	And then he even has the camera footage of it, which shows the police rolling up and ordering him to do shit in his own fucking driveway.
	It's kind of amazing.
	Like that Tor Swats guy got like, how many years?
	It was like a bullshit sentence.
	So it's, and we only can hope that he turned like a bunch of other people buying it.
	But honestly, this shit should just be attempted murder because people can die during this.
	People have died during this.
	And the government is really not doing enough.
	And I hesitate to be like, the government's not doing enough, but the government caused this fucking issue so they can fix it.
	We have a paramilitary police force that can drop in on any kind of gang war violence at a moment's notice and put it down.
	But as a consequence of giving the government the authority to like drop a tank in the middle of our driveway, we expect some due diligence.
	I think that's appropriate.
	Like, hey, you have to actually make sure that this isn't bullshit and you have to be like responsible and you have to like learn when this is happening to certain people.
	But probably, probably asking for a bit much there.
	Next, I personally enjoyed this clip.
	So let's watch.
	Harder.
	Let's make it quieter.
	But you need to try listening.
	This is like an Asian preacher man on the streets of I don't know where.
	And he's talking about gender differences and how it's not biblical that there is transgenders.
	Let's see what the transgender reaction to this is.
	Being like somebody you're not and start to humble yourself and be somebody that God made you to be.
	He didn't make a man to be a woman.
	He made the man to be a man.
	He didn't make the woman to be a man.
	He made the woman to be a woman.
	And this is the truth.
	What are you going to do?
	Come attack me now?
	I should.
	Hey, man.
	That's up to you.
	If you want to pull that on me, but God bless you.
	So you just threatened me with a gun.
	You just pulled a gun on my face.
	Man, Lord, have mercy on you.
	This means that you don't even know who you are.
	Nope, I still love you.
	Even though you pulled a gun on me, I still love you.
	I still bless you.
	Harder, but you Asian man completely unfazed.
	Having been from an Asian country, he has faced imminent death many times.
	There have been many escalators that have tried to consume him.
	And he has walked through the valley of death, but has feared no evil.
	And so a tranny walks up and pulls a fucking appearance.
	I don't know.
	From the second I got him, it looked like a desert eagle.
	It looked like a ridiculously large hand cannon that no one should ever every day carry.
	Like, I guess he has a purse to put it in.
	So he has a little bit more freedom.
	But honestly, it looks like a 50-caliber handgun that he just pulled on this chinky man.
	I was like, I'm going to blow you apart.
	I'm going to atomize you for your crimes of speech and thought.
	But even facing against Israel's strongest weapon, he flinched.
	I guess he did flinch a little bit.
	I guess because it's more like a flinch of like he's trying to hit him.
	He doesn't even realize it's a gun until he's like, what the fuck?
	Are you are you serious?
	And then he just immediately leans back forward.
	So I think he's like, just kind of not even, I don't know.
	He's like leaning backwards to avoid being struck as opposed to being shot because there's no point in like drawing away to avoid being shot.
	Looks like a pirate cannon.
	Let's see.
	Gay pirate has a flintlock.
	Is that a flintlock pistol?
Gunpoint Confrontation 00:07:06
	They better not miss them.
	Cool.
	More on the zitter front.
	I actually have a couple different things related to Hex, as it were.
	First of all, I think the QB Farms is now achieving a higher uptime than X because Elon is claiming that X is being DDoS attacked.
	He says there is, or there was, or still is a massive cyber attack against X.
	We get attacked every day, but this was done with a lot of resources, either a large coordinated group or a country is involved.
	And he says, tracing.
	He's backtracing their IP addresses, and the consequences will never be the same.
	He'll send the dog after them.
	Woof-woof.
	Who let the dog out?
	Elon did.
	He's got the scent hundred hunting down the cyber attackers for the benefit of X so people can shit posts and copy paste the same fucking slop 8 million times.
	They did some digging into that guy, by the way.
	The base broccoli head Zoomer that said racist shit about the Indians and then got fired and rehired.
	He briefly worked for Path and then was supposedly a member of certain sadism Discord and Telegram groups like 764 or whatever adjacent.
	I'm not sure how true that is.
	This guy is a part of something called the COM, if I remember correctly.
	And I know two people adjacent to that because it's like the comm from my understanding is like a bunch of retard kids got into networking and they played around with low-level internet infrastructure.
	Kind of like Grey Hat, just like fucking around, like some legitimate business, some like not legitimate business, like Fast Flux type stuff.
	So I know people adjacent to that just because of the drop Kiwi Farm stuff.
	And one of them is not willing to vouch for him and says that he's a bad person.
	And the other one is willing to vouch for him and says that he's not a bad person.
	And his time at PATH was only for like a couple months.
	And he was fired because of, I forget his name.
	I want to say it starts with an M Marcus.
	He's the guy that owns Path and he's a complete fucking douchebag and everybody hates him.
	Even his friends hate him.
	But apparently he like I've seen a video of this Marcus guy that owns Path.
	He was demanding like screen sharing.
	Like employees had to share their personal computer screen with him or they were instantly fired.
	And he was like, okay, I want to see all your conversations with all these people.
	I think he was even trying to find this guy.
	He was trying to find evidence that this guy in particular had stolen company secrets.
	And by company secrets, I mean DDoS filtering algorithms and stuff like that.
	Because I think he went off to either work for another company or to start.
	Oh, he went off to work with Cosmic, who's owned by a guy called Renee, who is now in the DDoS mitigation business.
	If I remember correctly, it was Cosmic.
	And I'm aware of Cosmic because I've been trying to get on their network for fucking ages, but it just hasn't happened.
	So he went off, he left Path and joined Cosmic, and then Marcus went insane and started asking all records of employees and screen sharing of employees.
	And it was just like a blatant violation of employee privacy.
	And he fired people anyways because he's a demented retard.
	Very complicated business.
	It's like I said, it's like a gray hat networking thing that is, I'm vaguely aware of just because I need so much help with networking that I know a lot of people at this point.
	Cool.
	I hope he likes us.
	That's my only wish.
	I hope he likes us.
	Then on the X news, we have Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Caraballo, who is the Troon that, if you don't remember, was the dumpy Troon from Harvard?
	I want to say Harvard.
	He's not a lawyer, but he's like a helper at Harvard, I want to say.
	And he is a tranny and he's his spandex or Latinx, if you prefer.
	And he defamed the Kiwi Farms.
	And after our illegal crowdfunding, he deleted his message.
	We still have the option to sue him, but I'm trying not to waste too much money at the moment.
	And then he went in front of Congress and was humiliated by Nancy Mays, who you know now probably is the base anti-tranny congresswoman.
	But at the time, she was a little bit unknown.
	She hadn't hadn't really made a name for herself before she started shitposting on Twitter.
	This was so long ago that Nancy Mace was even using she, her for pronouns to describe the tranny.
	But Alejandro is now on Blue Sky and has decided to post a list of all emails and names and I think even phone numbers of the employees of the Doge so that people can better harass them.
	And this has resulted in Elon banning him from Zitter.
	Not that it matters because he's on Blue Sky, which is basically state-sanctioned stochastic terrorism, as it were.
	So you can get away with anything as long as it's against the right targets on Jack Dorsey's new gay dating site.
	Suspended.
	And then actually, let me find something real quick.
	Sorry, I forgot something in the archive of it.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, it seems that the archive, internet archive, has blocked X as a domain.
	Now, what's funny is that if you go to this and you type in kioefarms.net, you get a, oh, you get the same exact error.
	It used to say that this website was excluded from the Wayback Machine.
	Now they're being covert.
	Now it just says there was an error.
	Oh, the error was that you deliberately instructed your program not to honor my request.
	That's the fucking error.
	There's an error in your brain, basically.
	So X has now joined the proud legion of the Kiwi Farms and being banned by archive.org.
	So I remind everybody that if you do donate to the Internet Archive, that you should stop because it's completely retarded.
	I can't remember.
	Oh, it was that fucking journal.
	Who is that journal that showed up at Lib to TikTok's door?
	It's fuck.
	I can't remember her name.
	Taylor Lorenz.
	That's a Taylor Lorenz.
	Of course, Docs lived a TikTok in her family and then personally showed up to the door of her family member.
	Something that if I did, of course, I would be in fucking jail.
	But because she's a liberal journalist, she's the most protected class in the entire world and also a member of the tribe.
	So she literally can do no wrong.
	She can straight up murder a man on Fifth Street and probably get away with it.
	I believe that her uncle had an association with In Archive, however, that's disputed.
	They've disputed that.
	So I don't know if that's true.
	But during Drop Clea Farms, we got blacklisted.
	Now X is also blacklisted.
Taylor Lorenz Scandal 00:15:22
	Some minor Jeet news.
	I got the scoop from the Kumar exclusive.
	Always thankful for our boys in India reporting on Indian misdeeds, such as Kumar dick shit over here.
	He says, got a bombshell tip from a sharp insider.
	Ganesh Jayaram, the new chief information officer in American Airlines, wasted no time getting the tech workforce, shipping all tech jobs straight to Hyperabad, India.
	But he even set up his own outsourcing company to profit from the move.
	So he set up his own company to outsource Indian tech to American Airlines and then subcontracted American Airlines' tech force to his own company as the CIO.
	How that's legal, I don't fucking know, but I assume that there's all sorts of other Jeets in the upper management of American Airlines that hammered this through.
	I like to call the like people would ask, why does Disney keep making bad, unprofitable movies?
	And I called this the liquidation of Americana.
	You have this hostile force that owns these companies that have tons and tons of name recognition and value in the brand.
	And it costs a lot of money to make good stuff.
	And then even then, it's like a gamble, right?
	And if you're trying to make stuff to get money from people, you don't even really want to give them good stuff.
	You just want to give them easy slop, the easiest slop to make ever.
	So you hammer out a shitty script, maybe use AI to write it, and then you outsource 90% of the film to a foreign animation studio that does it for half the price of an American animation studio.
	And then you crunch them anyways so that they have to get done in a matter of months as opposed to however much time they may need to make a good product.
	And then you just dump this in the theaters and it has the name Indiana Jones or Star Wars or whatever the fuck.
	And then everyone's like, oh my God, I got to go see a new Indiana Jones.
	There hasn't been a new Indiana Jones in 30 years.
	Oh my God, Harrison Ford in it.
	I can't wait.
	And then you watch and it makes however many fucking million dollars.
	And if it doesn't make any money, it doesn't matter anyways, because all the people that you hired for this got paid huge millions of dollars just for appearing in it.
	And that's how you liquidate a brand and the value of a company.
	I feel like the Jeets are doing the same thing.
	They're just taking over American businesses and driving them to the fucking ground.
	And then they're exporting all their money to their Pajit friends.
	And American Airlines, of course, is now the Jeet Airlines.
	Sad to see.
	Speaking of Jeets, Neil Mahan is the Jeet and head in charge of YouTube.
	And he has been on the all-out offensive against ad blockers recently.
	Now he's set it up one more notch.
	If you've ever watched Netflix or other premium streaming services like Tidal, you'll notice that you have to install something called Wide Vine, which is a DRM thing built by Google to make it so that it's very, very difficult to download media from the internet using conventional tools because it's encrypted, even on your device.
	So they install this third-party DRM that is completely closed source.
	They don't have access to it, so they can do whatever the fuck it wants on your computer.
	And it's much harder for you to actually observe the media that you're streaming to your platform or alter it in any way.
	Well, Neil Mahan, the cheat in charge of YouTube, decided, hey, since we can't beat the ad blockers, why don't we just implement a Widevine DRM policy across the entire fucking site?
	So now, all content across YouTube generated in the last 20 fucking years is going to be sent to your computer through Widevine, encrypted, so that you can't actually download videos anymore very easily.
	The YouTube DLP people are already aware of it and they're working on like a fix.
	But as far as like my Mulvad browser just can't use YouTube anymore.
	I use a VPN.
	I use a browser.
	I try to click a video.
	It doesn't load.
	That's because Neil Mahan, the Jeet in charge, decided that privacy browsers are a bad thing because they can't track if I'm downloading videos.
	So now any kind of privacy browser is blocked on YouTube.
	Even though it's called YouTube, as in MyTube, it's not.
	Creative Common videos, that's being encrypted.
	Videos that people don't want to be prevented from being downloaded, those are being encrypted.
	Whatever the fuck, Vivo videos, of course, those are encrypted, but everything's going to be encrypted regardless of if the people consent to their videos being encrypted or if that is their intention.
	Because if you put a video up on YouTube and you want people to share it, but Neil Mahan wants to run ads on it, Neil Mahan says, hey, fuck you, white boy.
	We're not going to let you share your video through our platform unless you let us inject advertisements in front of the viewers.
	Hopefully, hopefully what happened to Susan will happen to Neil because I'm just sick of it.
	I'm sick of these people making everything worse all the fucking time.
	I really hope that something happens to kill YouTube, but it dominates.
	It's like, even if a competitor comes along, let's say that Rumble somehow manages to steal 80% of YouTube's traffic and content.
	It will never, it will never be able to regain the girth of content.
	I don't know if dearth is the right word.
	I think that's the opposite of what I mean.
	The massive volume of historical content that's been on that site since evergreen videos.
	Dota 2 Chalon Kwa and King Raven videos lost to time because the platform is dead and Rumble doesn't have the historic content.
	It will always have value because of how long it's been around.
	The Kiwi Farms is kind of the same thing where it's like you can try to make a competitor to the Kiwi Farms, but we've had threads that have been on the site for more than 10 years.
	And it's like, you know, that shit just doesn't exist.
	And you can't, you have to work very, very hard to try and steal all that shit that people have written and compel it into your own site.
	So it's a nightmare.
	Honestly, I can't have more fucking content from Neil Mahan.
	This is the YouTube DL people trying to figure out what the fuck they're going to do.
	So this is the first stream after National Women's Day.
	So I have some whammyly topics to talk about.
	And I think I'll just put the regular fem ham straight up for this.
	Just because I haven't done that in a while.
	And it pisses people off.
	And honestly, at the end of the day, that's what really matters, chat.
	Give me a second to drink.
	I'm dehydrated.
	I have to make her a little bit thicker, I think.
	There we go.
	Okay.
	Let's see.
	Let's start with some good true news, I think.
	So from my understanding, this person is very bad.
	A transgender OnlyFans adult content creator who has a cannibalism fetish was unanimously appointed to fill a vacant seat on the Linwood City Council in Washington State.
	Jessica Ann Roberts, 32 born Neil Vincent Roberts, has posted on social media about having an uncontrollable desire to impregnate women and eat them.
	So let's take a look.
	I'm curious.
	So this is the OnlyFans post.
	He has his dick guy.
	He says, if you want trans content, come check out my OF link.
	If you're looking for trans content, follow me.
	And he just looks absolutely fucking dreadful.
	Oh, he posts Vor.
	Awesome.
	Vor is perhaps the most mentally ill fetish in the world.
	Churning meat girl after meat girl.
	I've been fully disposed of my last meal is the best feeling.
	So he has.
	Yeah, that's corpophilia.
	That's really gross.
	See in your Pred's gut.
	That is so disgusting.
	So because what he's saying is that discussion, what would you like to see in your Pred's gut?
	It's not just cannibalism.
	Like you say cannibalism and you think of like the noble savage, the Native American roasting like a chunk of man like over a fire to eat him like a Wendigo.
	This is probably a lot more vile than you can possibly imagine.
	I apologize if I'm being like gross, but I'm going to describe this in full.
	What would you like to see in your Pred's gut?
	So he is saying that he wants to be a predator and he's saying that he wants to eat women one after the other.
	And while they're partially digested and dissolved in his stomach, he wants to eat another girl so that when they're in the stomach, they're sitting within, imagine like a sewage sludge, but it's actually like dissolved human flesh and bone.
	That's what turns him on is that idea of putting a woman in that situation inside of him for that purpose.
	And then in our impregnation, he says, the desire to be a breeding pet.
	I love the idea of grabbing a pretty girl and using her as a breeding pet.
	And once I've gotten her pregnant, sharing her with my fellow trans femmes.
	So this is the forget his name.
	The breeding barn tranny.
	They're all obsessed over this.
	They just want to rape women and kill them and torture them, basically.
	He's now on a city council.
	You know, you can legitimately weed out dangerous people from positions of power by simply acknowledging that they're a tranny and refusing to have anything to do with them.
	I think if you did that, you would miss 0% of the time.
	What is your favorite pred to be eaten by, or what is your favorite type of prey?
	So he says, I've been thinking out about different preds that I like being eaten by.
	Some of mine are frog women, orc women, professors, and other anthro women.
	I don't know how a professor is the same as a frog and an orc, but okay.
	And the most important part, though, is making her belly big and being a good meal for her.
	Okay.
	So he likes eating women and like digesting them partially and then eating more.
	But he wants to be like swallowed whole by a frog.
	Okay.
	And I think he's like an obsession with big bellies and that's part of his impregnation fetish.
	And he says, I'm a femme pred looking for femme for femme prey.
	I have a teacher's school RP in mind where the discipline is being digested in front of class.
	Wow, that's so exciting, bro.
	So he has an obsession with teachers as well.
	I'm sure he'll be accepted to the Linwood as principal to Linwood's high schools at some point too, because otherwise I would just be transphobic to not accept them.
	Like you kink shaming, you fucking transphobic piece of shit.
	It's fucking disgusting, bro.
	What she does in the privacy of his own home is none of your fucking business.
	I don't know if they got fired.
	The special meeting will move forward.
	Oh, my personal life and identity does not in any way affect my ability to do my job.
	However, I decide to withdraw my appointment not because I'm unwilling to serve the people, but because the continued scrutiny of my personal life is a potential distraction from the council's forward progress.
	So then they're saying what the fuck to do about this.
	Alarming opinions.
	What?
	Murdering women is an alarming opinion?
	You fucking bigot.
	A spa in San Francisco is currently under fire for Bider Insurance.
	This is the president of Nintendo, by the way.
	Long-term super chatter For introducing an extra special phallus free ladies' night after their original ladies' night was overrun by AGP Sex Pass with their cocks out.
	Um, so this is the two items in controversy.
	They have two ladies' night.
	They have inclusive women's night open to all individuals who identify as a woman, and then cultural and religious women's night designed to provide a space that aligns with the needs of women from religious or cultural backgrounds.
	And this is so smart that it was definitely a turf lady attorney that wrote this because what they're saying, they didn't say biological women's night because that would be hecking discriminatory, okay, in California.
	You can't discriminate on that.
	But to accommodate women from Islam and other religions that practice gender segregation based on sex assigned at birth and other cultures, then it's like, it's like the, you know, how they show those tectonic plates where one's like inductive and one's like subductive, and they have to, and that's how like one gets like thrust back into the crust, the other one makes a mountain.
	This is what's happening.
	We're having a meeting of tectonic plates of privilege.
	And like, which one is more privileged?
	Will the trannies prevail and become a mountain, or will they be submerged into the core of the earth and melted down to their elements?
	We will see, chat.
	However, I'm not a betting man, but I had a lot of writing on one of those options.
	Um, then there was a protest outside of the spa because, uh, of course, there would be, let's see, 223, he says.
	Oh, but let's just scan through this real quick.
	Trans women are.
	I love how R is in quotes.
	Like, it's a fucking like it's he's doing air quotes.
	Like, he doesn't understand that what he's literally writing with that is that they're not.
	Trans hate is no longer tolerated.
	Oh, actually, we're just getting fucking started.
	Banya will ban you.
	Boycott Banya.
	Trans women are women.
	Look at these fucking freaks.
	Look at these freaks.
	Oh my God.
	Look at them, bro.
	This guy, this guy is literally standing in front of a fucking spa with a sign that he made in Crayola magic marker, protesting the fact he can't whip his dick out in front of people that don't want to see his dick.
	Forget everything else.
	Everything else.
	Whatever's the fucking identity or culture or religion.
	The premise of this is that there is a group of people who do not want to see his cock and balls that he insists he has a fucking human right to show his cock and balls to without repercussion.
	That is what he's protesting.
	Actually, see them, I just get like a nut in my stomach.
	It makes my oysters angry.
	I got this fucking Han over here.
	Unga Bunga, me want show flabby small cock to women.
	Ungabunga.
	And then you got these fucking retards over here.
	That's a pooner.
	Look at him.
	Oh, that's look at that little dude on the left.
	He's such a such a big man.
	He's such a big man.
	Not completely and totally dwarfed by that ogre Han Tranny right next to him.
	He's just such a little guy standing up for him.
	He's standing up for himself.
	He's gonna defend human wife just like a man would.
	Okay, let's see this 223 part.
	Some knights won't fly.
	Offer them to us.
	Oh my god, he has autism voice too.
	I'll fly.
	And we're just saying that it won't fly.
	It won't fly what if that's the nights won't fly.
	The male meaning of Hop Odabbi is this fifth pillow, this fifth pillow that twan whites only lie to have those.
	Offer them to us every day.
	We're not any different than the other individuals.
	Dakota Rose Austin says the controversy at the spa seems to be just another example of what she says is an increase in anti-trans policies across the country.
	As Latinos, as trans, she's queer, as African-American.
	The fear has turned now.
	If you've weaponized DEI and affirmative action and all these other things that were in the benefit of everyone in America, and you've weaponized them against us, now I'm in fear.
	Nobody cares, bro.
	I wonder why he's in fear, by the way.
Anti-Trans Policy Debate 00:12:20
	Could it be the fact that he's a convicted sex offender?
	Pretty sure that's where this is going.
	Dakota Austin, female, five foot seven, 155 pounds, brown, black.
	Rape by force or fear.
	So they just so happened that this innocent trans folk standing up for trans rights and really the rights of everybody.
	Because if you're against trans rights, you're against women's rights.
	Just so happen to be a convicted rapist, you know, as it happens, it just happens, bro.
	You know, we take, you take one out of four protesters at any rally and you're going to get a rapist.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	A consent accident.
	That's right.
	We don't say rape anymore.
	Rape is gender non-conforming.
	We say consent accident.
	Who died?
	Okay, this guy.
	Efficient culture.
	Is that really a fight?
	Is his name really Efekin culture?
	Is that like a fake name?
	It's oh, he's Turkish.
	Okay, so what sounds like a joke name is actually a real name in Turkey.
	I can't tell this is a man or a woman.
	His native.
	That's crazy.
	So he ate himself to death in Turkey.
	I didn't, honestly, I didn't even know Turkey had that much food.
	If you're a turkey, if you're that guy, I think his name is literally Nulla's Built for BBC on the Kiwi Farms, but he's Turkish.
	He's like a Turkish Christian who insists that in the immediate future, Turkey will be a Christian country.
	And he's like John the Baptist.
	He's going to like spread the word of Jesus across Turkey and convert the Ottoman Empire to fucking Christianity.
	Like he's trying to, like he's trying to be like an Orthobro Ottoman player in EU4.
	He's going to figure this shit out.
	And then, but that guy in particular, he is negatively impacted by the existence of this fat mukbang content because the Turkish lyric is not doing too well.
	And I have an idea of why.
	It's because all of their money is being spent to feed this entity.
	However, now we can recover.
	Sorry, Turkey.
	Takia can recover because their source of mass consumption has fucking exploded.
	Canned grape leaves.
	Great choice.
	If you ever have, if you've never had these, there is a Greek, Greek food invented by the Greeks, the white Greeks, called dolmas.
	And they are wine leaves around rice and olive oil.
	And they are excellent.
	They are quintessential.
	Gastronomia.
	Do have them if you have the opportunity and you haven't.
	I can see why he exploded eating them.
	Video says the final mukbang, bedridden and undergoing treatment.
	In his final post, culture shared a photo of himself with caretakers, including his mother writing family worth worship in the caption.
	The streamer's mother died last year.
	His eyes forced closed due to the excessive weight on his face.
	The government of Turkey has warned the high, taking the high profile death as an opportunity to warn youngsters about the dangers of milk bong videos.
	Takia today reported.
	That's funny.
	Don't eat yourself to death, Jill.
	Grape leaves taste like ass.
	I'm sorry that you have the palate of a fucking five-year-old.
	After, after, hey, dragoons, after today, we're going to go to McDonald's, bro.
	Today's pizza day.
	We're going to McDonald's.
	I'm going to get you some chicken nuggets.
	I'm going to get you some chicken nuggies and a Coke, Coca-Cola.
	And you don't ever have to eat grape leaves.
	Okay.
	Oh, this is a good one.
	Okay.
	Okay, so Bex Gerber, who I for sure 100% did a person stream on, is in the Kiwi Farms limelight today because she, sorry, she's very ugly, so it's hard to tell at a glance what she is.
	If you don't remember, I think she's like white, but pretends to be Hispanic and then also like Cuban, and then also pretends to be Jewish.
	And she found a super, super, super leftist Jewish community willing to say she converted.
	Like the apparent, according to the Jews, I've been informed that like generally there's two sects of like, or three really.
	There's like the Orthodox Jews, then you have like the Hasidic Jews that are like ultra Orthodox, I remember correctly.
	And then you have the Reform Jews.
	And like Ethan Klein is a Reform Jew.
	He doesn't wear his kippah or whatever, whereas Ben Shapiro is probably Orthodox because he does wear the kippah.
	So that's how it breaks down.
	However, much like how there's ultra Orthodox, there's also ultra reform, where they're basically open to whatever fucking degenerate freak is interested in becoming Jewish.
	And that's what Bex Gerber found and aligned herself with.
	She's in a polycule with two men and has been for a very long time.
	From my understanding, after she got fired from Riot Games, in case you're wondering, she was a writer for Riot Games.
	I recommend you go check out the stream I did on her.
	And she never got another job again, I want to say.
	So her two, she had, she, despite being the most like epitomized version of BPD you could possibly imagine, she managed to get two Beta Buck simp beta orbiters to give her an impetuent money and bankroller.
	Truly a Women's Day representative of all time.
	However, one of them has departed for reasons unknown.
	But she's freaking out about it.
	And she did IVF.
	Now, here's the really like fucked up story about this.
	This is how much she loves tormenting her Beta Buck simp orbiters.
	Ready?
	She is a woman, a natal woman who has reproductive organs that function.
	She has a vagina.
	It works.
	She has two men that she's in a relationship with.
	And at a certain point, she decided that actually she's asexual.
	So they were in a sexless polycule with her.
	And at some point during her asexual phase, I guess to see if she could extra torment everybody in her polycule, she decided that she would do IVF to get pregnant.
	Not because she couldn't get pregnant normally.
	Not because she can't have sex, but because she randomly decided she doesn't want to have sex anymore, but does want to have a child.
	So she extracted the seed of one of these betas.
	I don't know who.
	Maybe even might be a sperm dotter because fuck them.
	And she impregnated herself by a syringe in a laboratory.
	And then she had a baby.
	And this is unfortunately, this is where it gets kind of tragic.
	Okay, I'm going to scroll down.
	If you have a thing where it's like you get super sensitive about kids, trigger warning for those of you who are sensitive to child-related topics, turn away at this moment.
	Bex has just been fucking freaking the fuck out on Blue Sky.
	I'm not going to read all this fucking nonsense bullshit.
	Like, just complain, talking to, taking day-to-play video games, no chores, no child mining, no sex with the men folk, nothing.
	I sit in my office, play video games, drink a whole pot of tea, smoke several joints, and ignore every damn man in my house.
	And if they know what's good for them, they'll ignore me right back.
	And then big person about the breakup.
	If you decide to do embark on a polyamorous relationship, it's really important to realize that breakups change people.
	Promises mean nothing.
	Do not trust your financial future by pinning it on someone with no legal connection to.
	It's too easy to have that taken away.
	Wow.
	Don't enter into informal sexual relationships with random men who owe you fucking nothing ever.
	Wow, that's a fascinating take.
	Good one, bags.
	I'm surprised it took you 40 fucking years to figure that one out.
	If you break my confidence, we're no longer friends.
	If you break my confidence by betraying me to someone actively harming me, you're my enemy.
	And trying to speak to me again isn't the best idea for your continued health.
	So this fat, retarded stoner lounging around too buckbroken by her own mentals to even do, even do like dishes or to feed themselves or whatever.
	Don't you dare mess with me.
	Bad for your health.
	Pretty fucking tired of being helped by being pushed so far outside my comfort zone.
	I started avoiding my partners out of self-preservation.
	So literally, after she had a child, which I can only imagine is the most stressful thing of your entire fucking life.
	Imagine how much your life changes after you have a child.
	It's like, how often do they wake up?
	Every two fucking hours to eat?
	So she has a child by choice.
	It wasn't an accident.
	It wasn't thrust upon her.
	Nobody in her family died that she has to take care of it.
	She then enters a postpartum phase where she's supposed to be waking up every two hours.
	And she has two men to help her take care of this child.
	And what does she do?
	She sequesters herself off into a goon dungeon and she smokes a bunch of dank ganja herb and plays video games, probably League of Legends.
	So this is who you're playing with it when you get heel slutted in League of Legends and does nothing for child care.
	So what possibly then could be the consequences of that?
	I hate to show this, but she posted on social media.
	So I don't know.
	Here's her hanging.
	Oh, by the way, there's a post where she says that the baby, who's like a year old now, mimics her coughing.
	Like when she hits the bong, apparently she hits the bong right in front of the child so continuously that the baby has started like pantomiming, hitting a bong and coughing when she does it.
	So that's pretty fucking dire.
	There's a picture down here.
	Okay, this is it.
	This is what will piss people off a lot.
	You can see that the baby has a very unusual shaped head.
	There's a name for this.
	It is called brachycephala.
	Brachycephali.
	And it is the result of laying a baby down on a flat surface and not doing what's called tummy time, as I've learned.
	Tummy time is very important for babies because when they're born, they have no neck muscles.
	They can't lift their head.
	So if you carry a newborn, you have to make sure that you carry its head in a very specific way so that it doesn't get whiplash from just moving around because they can't do that because they don't have neck muscles.
	So it's very important that you put a baby on its tummy every so often so that it lifts its head up and it'll have a very wobbly head, like a little bobblehead, because it's building neck muscles so that it can actually start to walk and move around on its own, which obviously infants can't do.
	If you're a bad parent, a very bad parent, you don't do that.
	You keep baby on his back and his head is always on the floor.
	And because his head, like the smallest part of a baby once born is its head compared to what size it develops to later on, because it has to be pushed to the birth canal.
	And if you have a baby with a big ass fucking head, it's going to split your woman in half, right?
	So baby comes out.
	It's got a very tiny head.
	First couple months, baby's head explodes in size.
	It like gets massive.
	And that is why if you lay a baby on its back, its head is growing so fast like a bamboo shoot that it will actually conform to the shape of the floor it's laying on if it's not getting any tummy time.
	So what you're seeing is the result of a woman laying a baby on its back and smoking weed and hiding in a room and ignoring it for all the time.
	Because that is, without exaggeration, the worst flathead I've ever seen in any infant ever.
	I have never seen across the Kiwi farms in the 10 years of doing this.
	never seen a picture of a baby that has a head that is so obviously the result of negligence um and like you can like compare it to the worst of the worst this is the the severe this is so severe it causes brain damage um the baby will be delayed it will have issues because its brain has been misshapen by its skull developing and i mean the i i would say that this is probably like moderate to severe because Just going off this picture,
	it does kind of shape back just a little bit.
	What he has or she has is like it's concave in its shape, but it's hard to tell because of this picture.
	It has to go to a doctor, obviously, to make a determination how bad it is or if it's going to have brain damage as a result.
Severe Infant Neglect 00:14:56
	But it's pretty fucking bad.
	You don't need to know anything.
	You can look at the baby and say there's something wrong.
	So it's just crazy.
	And you know what the kicker is?
	You know what the actual fucking kicker is?
	Bex Gerber.
	When you incorporate a 501c3 or a 501c4, you need a C-class corporation that has three members on its board.
	That is a mandatory part of the IRS requirements for a non-profit organization.
	You need three people on a nonprofit's board.
	So with the foundation, I got Matthew Harden, I got myself, and I got Kevin Crawley, who I haven't formally introduced yet, but when the foundation gets started, I will introduce him.
	I mentioned that Liz Fong Jones started a 501c3 called Murder Kiwi Farms or some shit.
	And of course, that's just a tax sink.
	Liz Song Jones takes his money.
	He donates it to his own 501c3.
	That money is tax deductible for him.
	And then he can use that tax-free money to attack the Kiwi Farms and its infrastructure and its providers and its hosts and the families of those people and so on and so forth.
	That's he's been doing.
	So Liz Fong Jones needed to create a GO team of anti-Kiwi Farms people willing to put their name on a board.
	And guess who one of those is?
	Bex.
	Bex the stoner sitting in a room crying that she has no money because her Beta Buck simp orbiter has left the orbit while the child is apparently growing into the fucking floor behind her.
	That is one of the people who have created the anti-Kiwi Farms Coalition that I have to watch out for.
	That's who Liz Fong Jones voluntarily associates with.
	And what's really, really funny is that the sorry, I get a message from Hardin.
	Unrelated to this, I'm working on a little fun project on the side that I'll get to talk about in probably a few weeks.
	Oh, Liz Fong Jones is a self-professed multi-millionaire who makes wealth building one of his hobbies.
	Like he talks about like, yeah, I love fucking making money, bro.
	So he's got like millions in stocks, millions in crypto, probably.
	And Bex Gerber can't afford to pay rent, but she sits on his board as like his second in command.
	And she doesn't get paid enough to like take care of herself.
	That's that's what her allegiance to the cult of trans has earned her.
	Isn't that funny?
	Ain't that some shit, chat?
	Ain't that some shit?
	Next, hopefully onto some happier topics.
	Tommy Tudor.
	Tommy Tudor has invited everybody to a house party.
	I don't know if this has already happened yet.
	Oh, this was for the weekend party.
	Okay.
	Oh, parties.
	So every weekend.
	So this is this weekend.
	If you happen to be in, I think he's in Arizona, I want to say.
	He says, greeting, folks.
	Hippie Habin is coming together bit by bit and is now ready to receive people seeking a spiritual oasis.
	I am a hereditary Hebrew high priestess.
	I didn't realize that Tommy was also like a Jewish convert.
	What is with the fascination of crazy low intelligence people converting to Judaism?
	You had Melinda, you had Begs, and I have Tommy Tudor.
	Bro, the Jewish gene pool.
	This is the Goyam's 1000-year plan.
	We are going to send our dumbest retard trannies and crazy people into the Jewish community to have Jewish babies.
	And then we're going to send their babies to Israel right of return.
	And the Jewish gene pool will be completely obliterated.
	That 109 IQ points they talk about, how they're so much smarter than us, goi, that shit's about to be fucking taken down a peg.
	Once the Bex Gerber lineage is infiltrating Tel Aviv, you don't stand a fucking chance.
	Lucky, crazy Tommy Tudor, the whistleblower, faithful servant of Lord Yahweh, the merciful one, and guided by Coca Pelli, the water sprinkler, living in his domain in Arizona.
	I was right.
	My spiritual practice is a blend of reform tradition.
	Reform, there you go.
	Reform tradition, Torah, Judaism, and Lakota medicine.
	Dude, maybe that Smith guy, Joseph Smith, maybe he was on to something.
	Maybe the Jews really were the Native Americans in the United States.
	As taught by Chief Leonard Crow Dog, spiritual chief of the American Indian movement, an unorthodox Jew, I am omnistic and welcome to the performance of any love-based creed ceremony in my home office, factory, and farm.
	If you are a Jew, if you're a guy that wears a kippah and goes to synagogue, goes to the temple every Saturday, Shabbat Shalom, or you're a woman that does the same shit and you're like an actual practicing Jew.
	I would love to know your actual opinion on this post.
	Just send me an email.
	Say shalom.
	It says botanical.
	Wait, I'm an omnistic and welcome to that.
	Botanical psychotropes and alcohol taking ceremonial fire water.
	Okay.
	Drunkenness, geeking, and tweaking are not.
	So don't get too fucked up.
	Firearms are not welcome on the property.
	The house and yard can accommodate 10 comfortably.
	Bring your own chair.
	He doesn't have a fold-all chair for you.
	And there's plenty of room to overflow outside the gate.
	There will be drumming.
	Oh, you've seen Tommy Tudor's drumming if you watch the stream on him.
	And potluck every Friday at sunset to welcome the Sabbath.
	On Saturdays, we'll hold an acoustic gym.
	Well, acoustic.
	Oh no, my child's acoustic.
	Where I will teach some basic music theory, Woodwin, and percussion performance.
	You can learn from him.
	We will consecrate the perpetual yard sale church of fun on my 10th anniversary anniversary.
	This is like a proper fucking meme.
	Some TikTok or some zitter slop channel needs to take those posts and post it on their fucking X account.
	They'll get like 100,000 views.
	Anybody who wants to share their knowledge of music theory or other...
	There are plenty of candles and instances for people to light anytime they'd love them to come and pray.
	We got a broadcast studio, Wi-Fi, and Ethernet.
	Hippie Haven has a full kitchen ready for anyone to whip up their favorite anything and a jewelry shop in addition to our inventory of artistically mined gem crystals and high-grade cutting raw.
	Hope to see you soon.
	If that sounds like your spot, Tommy's got you.
	You got everything.
	You got music.
	You got incense.
	Yeah, I said that right.
	Okay.
	That's a danger word.
	You got to be careful when you pronounce that when you're a mush-mouthed retard like me.
	You got Judaism.
	You got Lakota, Firewater.
	You got everything you could ask for.
	What we don't got, a chair.
	Make sure you bring your own because Tommy ain't got the seating.
	He is a highly regretted acoustic.
	That's right.
	Okay.
	Very, very short.
	Short Fat Ataku, if you don't know, is the fattest, grossest retard tranny chaser in the entire world.
	Literally cannot get enough Lilith Lovett dick in his mouth and ass.
	Says that he's hecking straight, though, and is married.
	Though I've seen him and his wife argue on stream because she knows that he's a disgusting tranny chaser, but for some reason, she doesn't, she doesn't have the self-worth to get the fuck out of a relationship with a man who obviously wants to fuck men in dresses.
	And you should be insulted that a man who wants to fuck men in their asshole while they are dressed as a woman is also in a relationship with you.
	Because that kind of implies that you look like a frumpy dude he can fuck in the ass.
	But yeah, supposedly straight, supposedly just friends with Lilith Lovett, but cannot get enough tranny cock.
	He's been banned and he's apparently lied about why he's been banned.
	He says that was because he called somebody a faggot.
	But you can see that's not true.
	Because this appears to be an old.
	Yeah, he's just found out lying.
	It's a short fatataku and then says Sleepy Devo.
	It's like a different account.
	Unless he's like posting this on his other account or something.
	Like Sleepy Devo is his tranny chasing account.
	This is like his professional account.
	He's like reposting this.
	But they said it was actually for violent content.
	So apparently he got so angry about people calling him a disgusting training chaser that he reported that he made violent threats.
	He whipped out his desert eagle at them in their face and then on the internet, of course, and then got reported for it.
	He's already dead.
	Oh well, he'll fuck up again.
	Okay, I've talked about the tunnel girl before.
	Tunnel girl, that is in euphemism.
	Basically, this is an autistic tranny that's just obsessed with digging a hole in his basement and the shitty city shut him down.
	But now he's somehow gotten a permit to dig an infinitely long tunnel in his basement.
	I mean, I would not trust a tranny to build a secret depart, like compartment in his basement because that's obviously going to be used to hide like sex slaves that he's kidnapped off the street.
	So I don't know why they're permitting this, but apparently he looks really bad in the interview.
	So I kind of want to see that.
	Is this a video?
	What the fuck is this?
	Is this like auto-playing video that's just been playing the entire fucking time?
	Yeah, it sure is.
	Just a little different.
	Remember these videos we showed you last year?
	A Northern Virginia woman went viral with TikTok for building a tunnel under her home.
	Last year, a Katie Lusso has been pressing her for an update.
	Pressing and pressing and pressing.
	And tonight, we've got one.
	This project can finally move forward.
	And it's a conversation and a story.
	Why are they cheering this on?
	Why are they cheering this training on?
	Yes.
	Completely unlicensed tunnel digging throughout a fucking suburban community.
	Yes, finally.
	Tunnel girl, the science girl.
	She can go ahead with her unmitigated fucking disaster.
	What are they going to say when a road collapses in and somebody fucking dies because their SUV with all their children falls into a fucking pit?
	What are they going to do?
	Are they going to say, oh, maybe we shouldn't have supported this?
	No, of course not.
	This is a sub-basement.
	This is Cola.
	I built this around 10 years ago.
	Showing us her basement.
	You may recognize her as, it's your girl, Cola.
	Sometimes Cola, the science girl, based off of Bill Night.
	Bro, why do they talk like this?
	This is like the voice you hear like when you're in the rape dungeon.
	It's just like, I built, like, you're like chained to a wall.
	Like, he's like a fixed, like, an iron, like, leash to the stone wall and hewed it in with like 12-inch bolts.
	And then it's like, I built this womb for my sex dungeon 10 years ago.
	It was the ultimate goal.
	Stone is a really good sound absorber.
	So even though you're three feet under a public road, nobody can hear you scream.
	And on the other end, I have padding.
	So the sound won't carry outside tunnel.
	As a matter of my ecological movements, I cut off the whites.
	From 6 p.m. to noon, the tunnel will be completely dark and no white, no white gets out here because if I put a white hole, then the sound could also get out.
	So I don't care with the science girl, and this is just your rape dungeon.
	I have phoned a blanket on the floor.
	I'll be back in four hours to feed you.
	The science guy.
	That is, if you're one of the more than 600,000 followers she has on TikTok, a following she grew by digging.
	We have all this.
	Literally.
	She took us inside the tunnel she's been building under her Northern Virginia home since 2022.
	It goes about 30 feet down the first tunnel.
	But in 2024, after people complained, she had to stop.
	They did give me a stop work order and are requiring an immediate evaluation by a professional engineer.
	Well, she didn't give up.
	And last week, she got these.
	These are the approved building plans.
	She says the town approved her plans to build a tunnel.
	Why a tunnel?
	Because it is the most challenging and complex project that you can do.
	There's a lot of mathematics, there's a lot of engineering.
	Which, by the way, her day job is in computer sciences.
	Oh my God.
	It's her passion.
	Right now, her permit only allows for the tunnel she's built so far, but she has hopes to expand.
	My goal would be to go outside of the boundary of the house in the backyard and then just build like a little shelter.
	Is it a shelter?
	A shelter.
	Not at all.
	Just for fun.
	Well, she's receiving it.
	Yeah, for fun.
	I want to do recreational activities in my Fawnwheel basement that is free yards from any outlet to the outside world.
	It has to be free yards.
	See, I'm Kayla, the science girl, and I found out that if you build it in this way, when you do like an L-shaped tunnel, you can put enough soundproofing so that the sound of a human squeam will only be negative 70 decibels by the time it gets out to the basement.
	And then nobody can hear, even if even if the poison inside my house, they will not handle squeam.
	I've mathematically calculated all this out.
	So my wipe dungeon is the best wave dungeon.
	And that's really my passion.
	Yeah, fuck that shit.
	Fuck that town too.
	Fuck you.
	Anyone who approved this shit is a fucking monster.
	You know what they're happening in this shit.
	And by the way, this shit's coming out in 15 fucking years and there's going to be incest babies in it.
	And you can message me, of course.
	By that time, I will be in jail.
	So you have to be writing me a letter because the new Democratic government will charge me for crimes against the United States and for goodliness.
	And then you have to write me in jail and say, by the way, you're right.
	The Kayla the Tunnel Training definitely super mega raped somebody for 15 fucking years and their children.
	So now there's like incest babies.
	Let me know when this happens.
	Okay, next.
	Amberlynn Reed.
	Becky broke up with Amberlynn many years ago at this point.
	But her channel has always survived off little drip feeds of content and drama and hot goss about Amberlynn.
	So this is something that people literally begged me to play on my stream.
	But of course I was going to do it anyways.
	So this is going to be a little update about how I'll just let it play.
	Before I started wiping her, she would use washcloths to wipe.
	She would set them on the corner of the sink and then she would turn herself around to wipe herself on it.
	And then she would throw them away.
	Our roommates started to notice that their late mother's washcloths were disappearing.
	And they confronted her about it and she wanted me to lie to them for her, but I didn't.
	She ended up buying more washcloths for herself and instead of throwing them away, she had me wash them in the sink and then put them in the washer.
	Wiping ended up being the lesser of two evils at the time.
Emerlyn's Hygiene Struggles 00:15:23
	The um were there pictures I missed?
	Oh, yeah, it's just visual assessment.
	So, just to summarize that, Emerlyn's so fat she can't wipe herself.
	So, what she would do is she put a cloth on the corner of the sink and then rub her beehole up against it, like bottling.
	And then Becky would have to wash the poo-poo cloth in the sink before it was put into the falls out of the avatar Becky.
	Yeah, the avatar Becky is a little bit generous, but that's how if you're ever wondering how Emerlyn has wiped her own ass, that's apparently how she does it.
	That's why we call her her.
	Sorry, they already broke up.
	We call her wipey because she's a nurse and she wipes her ass.
	Apparently, Chantel has a special message just for me.
	Let's see what this says: Colt and Speed.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate it.
	Maybe I can develop an AI voice synthesizer and automatically read my super chats as Chantel.
	That would save me a lot of energy, chat.
	I don't know if the audience would appreciate such efforts, though.
	Okay.
	So that's it for DeWamen Day, I think.
	After this, I got proper low-cow content, and I got the bullshit sector drama.
	That's probably going to be a long stream.
	I just kind of feel it.
	Okay.
	So let's start with this, actually.
	This is takedown page.
	You may be wondering, Josh, where the content, boy, where the content?
	Wow, there's a funny story to this.
	Really funny.
	It's absolutely hilarious, actually.
	Many years ago, when Gamergate just started, literally as far back as like 2014, I think, there was a guy in England called Samuel Collingwood Smith.
	He's still around, actually.
	He exists, unfortunately.
	I always described the progression of difficulties the Kiwi Farms has had in supporting itself and moving forward has always been kind of linear, like a video game, like in Pokemon.
	You go to each gym and each gym is like 10 levels above the last.
	So it's only like you have enough time to get ready for it.
	Like you don't get cockblocked by Giovanni's team after you beat Brock or something, right?
	You have like a linear progression.
	And I've always described the Kiwi Farms has had adversaries of a linear progression of competence.
	And when Sam first started fucking with us, he was basically just trying to be scary and threatening.
	And then he became, he tried to like learn how to do technical complaints that eventually Liz Fong Jones would do.
	But because he started doing that kind of stuff, I had a lot of experience in mitigating it before Liz Fong Jones came around.
	He also went after my family.
	So when people went after my family, it's like, well, that's already been done before.
	So everything, like he, he went hard for years and years and years and never accomplished what he set out to do.
	And in the process, gave me a lot of valuable hands-on experience in dealing with de-platforming.
	But he's always been a menace.
	He's always been in particular obsessed with hating women.
	Like not hating women like a misogynistic way.
	It is kind of misogynistic, but it's mostly that he knows it's much easier for him to scare women.
	So he'll always pick, if he has the option of picking a man or a woman, he'll always pick a woman.
	And that's been his modus operandi for like his entire life.
	When he was like a 30-year-old man in the middle, in the first decade of the 21st century, he would post on evanescence fan forums and try to intimidate 16-year-old girls into silence so that he could be a moderator on their fucking forums.
	Like that's how he's got started.
	Then when, of course, when it got to me, he didn't go after me.
	He went after every woman in my family.
	So that kind of shit.
	And then, of course, after he basically gave up on the Kiwi Farms, what did he do?
	He went after women who would talk about the Kiwi farms.
	He would go in after women who the Kiwi firm spoke positively of.
	So just obsessing with trying to hurt women.
	And probably because he's like an incel.
	When he first started fucking with us, we found like his dating profile.
	It was like OK Cupid or some shit.
	And he's like, he was like 40 at that point.
	And his dating profile was like, I'm looking for a woman between the ages of like 18 and 60.
	It was this massive range.
	Like, I will fuck anything with a pulse.
	Anyone who can tolerate my abhorrent presence in their life, I will put my dick in because I just can't, I have no options.
	So that probably is a reason why.
	So he's been involved in litigation.
	And because the UK is a batshit insane backwards country, if you're not an attorney, which Matthew or Conlin Sam will never be because in the UK, you have to be apprenticed to be an attorney and nobody's going to apprentice him because he's a giant piece of shit and nobody can stand to be around him.
	He acts as a McKinsey friend to random people.
	So he's been acting as a McKenzie friend to like a deranged sex pest tranny.
	And then he made defamatory statements and he's getting sued for that in the UK.
	He basically does everything he can be to be a blight in the society.
	And from my understanding, he's on welfare.
	So he lives in like a council bluffs housing in Hertfordshire, which is a giant shithole from my understanding as well.
	And the government supports him and he uses that government support to give pro bono legal advice as a non-attorney to people who are just absolute menaces because that's what he enjoys doing.
	Apparently, he has finally fucked with somebody in the UK or with power in the UK and the money and resources to go after him.
	And his website, which effectively is just like a SEO poisoning site, it's basically just a blog where he says like, oh, so-and-so may be a pedophile.
	I've heard that they like to rape little babies.
	Now, of course, yours truly your Reporto cannot do, but so much.
	But the credible accusations I've heard is that they're a little pedophile who loves raping children in their ass.
	And then that's like what, and then he like shows up, like, puts up pictures of people and writes pedophile on them so that it shows up in Google images.
	Like, that's his entire thing.
	He's been doing that for 20 years now.
	And he's occasionally run into legal trouble for it.
	But this person apparently is not playing around and has actually just yanked his entire fucking site through court order.
	So that is Sammy.
	He lives in a prison of his own design.
	Hell cannot be hot enough for him.
	And his entire life is stayed in spite so that he can avoid burning in hell for all eternity, basically.
	It's very nice to see bad things happening to bad people.
	That's my point.
	Next, this is Ayala, who is a real Jew.
	And I think Mexican.
	I think she lives in the US though.
	She is most known for organizing a gang thing that had like 400 applicants.
	And then she made like a visualization of the process.
	Like she received like a thousand applicants and then she approved like 200 of them.
	And then so this many chickened out at the last second.
	This many showed up and then couldn't get it up or whatever.
	Like she like did like a flowchart from like number of applicants, the number of people who actually injaculated inside of her.
	And this, this like OnlyFans retard horror like gimmick bullshit is a exquisite nectar for low intelligence rage baiters on Zitter.
	If you ever see somebody on Zitter reposting a article that's like, oh my God, this OnlyFans girl had sex with 110 million men in one day.
	Like that person reposting that, number one, does not give a fuck about your attention.
	Number two, wants money from Zitter.
	And number three is probably a retard.
	So, because they're basically doing free advertising for a prostitute.
	ALA is effectively a low calendar, though.
	Lolkals have OnlyFans.
	And what she has done has caught, at least my attention, is that she wrote like a memoir that she distributed amongst her friends.
	And she specifically mentions, like in her memoirs that she printed out for her friends, which apparently this one is like the nicest things people have ever said to her.
	And then the black one is like the meanest thing people have ever said to her.
	And this is like from the nice one, you make a difference that you show people that not alone.
	And then from the meanest ones, it's like a collection of tweets.
	And then just saying, I can recognize that Quattra Sancto font from across the fucking continent.
	This is a Kiwi Farms post.
	It says, Al will describe the most unappealing scenario you've ever heard of and then conclude, it was amazing, I swear.
	And it always sounds like cope.
	Her boyfriend anecdotes that make it clear that she has never been loved by anyone and she is trying so hard to glamorize it.
	It takes a severe case of porn-induced brain damage for someone to get off on their partner having sex with others, which cucks who date her obviously have.
	The reason why guys are arranging their friends to fuck their wives and GFs is a thing in her extended friend group is because they're all sex workers and desperate coomers.
	So she literally saved this and then even like modified it for form because the way that the images are at the bottom, those are like emojis.
	So she like edited this to like form factor into her book better.
	And then it's, oh, you know why?
	Because if you copy paste this, you're not going to copy those images because they're like a background image or something.
	So she couldn't copy paste it.
	So she just like inserted emojis into it at the end.
	But she had to make sure that we knew that beats for Boroshenko, who if I remember correctly, is no, that's Poroshenko.
	It's the previous president of Ukraine.
	Um, and, oh, there's the, there's another post by there.
	So this is by Tiny Pickles and Melty.
	This person, this insane person, this prostitute, literally took content from the Kiwi Farms and printed it into a book, which I think is a violation of my copyright.
	I'm going to be quite honest with you.
	I didn't give her permission to print the shit in her fucking dumbass book.
	I think I'm owed.
	I think that's two instances of copyright theft.
	I feel like this owes me $300,000, chat.
	I feel like that's how it works these days.
	Imagine keeping a book of L's.
	Rights is in the book of L's.
	It's also a tacit admission that she reads her thread.
	Okay, so this is the other thing.
	I've talked, I only talked about this lady because Medicare did like an entire stream on her.
	I guess Medeker is watching TikTok now.
	That's how bad it is in the anime kingdom.
	But her name is Tofia Chu.
	And there's no relation to Sonic Chu.
	She just goes by Tofia Chu and then by proxy renamed her entire family is like Mama Chu and Brother Chu and Dada Chu.
	Is it Tapioca Chu?
	I thought it was Tofia Chu.
	It is Tofia Chu.
	Don't Tapioca Chu.
	Come on now.
	So she's just like this like chronic grifter, fat black woman that lives in her car and she constantly, constantly, constantly begs for money and says that she can't afford rent and she lives in like different hotels and she's just like a low cow on TikTok.
	Well, she lived in Albuquerque, New Mexico and apparently got her family was like the victim, because she lives in her car.
	Her family was like a victim of a carjacking.
	And in the carjacking, her mother was fatal.
	Sorry, Mama Chu was fatally wounded with a gunshot.
	And then her brother Chu was also critically injured by another gunshot.
	I think he's still in critical condition.
	I don't know if he's died yet.
	So let's see.
	This is the investigation of the carjacking.
	However, everybody was very surprised that the news came out and where's the mugshot of the person?
	Is this it?
	Sorry, I didn't have this one pulled up.
	I guess I'm not going to find this because it's just people from the front page shit posting the fucking thread.
	Oh my god, is that her car?
	Dude, imagine, imagine how down bad you have to be as a carjacker to be like, ah, shit, I need this Kyle Rott now.
	And you kill people over it.
	Like, you're not going to get the fuck away in that car.
	There's no way.
	This ain't Grand Theft Auto where you can pull into like a spray and pay or pain spray and like change the color.
	Like that's the most recognizable car.
	Yeah, we're looking for like a glitter nightmare.
	It's like a rainbow of like pastel colors or not even pastels, just like bright colors splattered on this fucking white car.
	I think you get pulled over like two blocks away after the car.
	The call is made.
	I can't find the carjacker in a second.
	I'm just going to spoil it.
	Is that it?
	No.
	That's Sophia Chu, by the way, in case you were wondering.
	The most mudded looking woman to ever fucking live.
	Is that it?
	Is that her mom?
	That explains the modification.
	Damn.
	That gene.
	This is why I don't get too mad about miscegenation because it's always people like this.
	And they create offspring like this.
	It's like, how do you get, like, this is just improving things.
	This is the opposite of the Jewish situation that I discussed about.
	Imagine the smell.
	I'd rather not.
	Okay, I'm just going to spoil it.
	The carjacker is apparently like a white crackhead.
	So everybody expected that this would be a black person.
	And it's not.
	And people are posting their entire fucking life stories in this thread.
	I'm just trying to find a fucking picture of the carjacker.
	And it's all just people talking and no pictures of the fucking carjacker.
	And there's really not too much you can do about that yet.
	So I guess you're never going to know.
	You'll literally never know.
	Next, Buttcrack Man.
	This is a very old story.
	This predates my podcast.
	This guy went around at D ⁇ D games and he took pictures of himself kneeling next to Fat Men playing D ⁇ D who had their ass cracks out because they are so fat and their pants don't fit no more.
	And he would take pictures like this.
	And this actually got him banned from all official tournaments managed by Wizards of the Coast because it was such an embarrassment to the people that apparently players were afraid to go because they ass crack might get posted on the internet.
	So he did this and got banned.
	And now apparently he is a wrestler.
	So as I team up, that would be the end of all y'all motherfuckers.
Wrestler Ban Incident 00:02:12
	I love Big Pound more than life itself from GM Miller.
	Which just goes to show you that if you're funny, you can punch way above your league.
	Because what the fuck?
	Wrestling Revolver says, yes, it's really him.
	The man known simply as Big Pound, who wrestled in this past Thursday's Revolver Sorrow, is infamously viral Magic the Gathering butt crack bandit.
	And on that note, a reason why I show you this is so that I can selfishly introduce the next thing I want to show you, which of course is a performance by another wrestler, another independent circuit wrestler.
	She can sing wonderfully, chat.
	And I think that you all are craving more of this content.
	Josh's ringtone.
	See, this is why I was late today, chat.
	I decided I would set this beautiful song as my phone alarm.
	And then, of course, the kicks on.
	I'm just like, I'm still sleeping because it's just so awesome.
	Such a great song that it's like, I can sleep to this and just power through this one.
	Not very effective.
Josh's Ringtone Alarm 00:04:55
	Actually, if you want to know the truth, let me find out real fast.
	I do have a ringtone here.
	This is my actual alarm to wake me up.
	You ready?
	Wake up, you need to make money.
	We used to make pretend, give each other different names we would do.
	And it's a seamless loop.
	It's a seamless loop.
	Watch this.
	Wake up, you need to make money.
	Just will endlessly torment me until I get the fuck out of bed.
	Vibing.
	Yeah.
	Look, if you don't like that song, you suck.
	It's a great song.
	Hey, next.
	Oh, God.
	Okay, this is Russell Greer, so I have to be completely straight-faced about this.
	Let's see.
	So there, I'll just read the post.
	I don't really have a Russell Greer impression.
	So today I stood on hollowed grounds.
	The remained remains of the two brothels demolished last November.
	A Christian group lied to Dennis Hoff's trustees and bought the property without disclosing they were anti-prostitution.
	If your religion teaches you it's okay to lie in your business dealings, to falsely obtain property just to destroy it, then fuck you and your religion.
	I had actually talked to said Christian group to try buying the property with investors to prevent the demolition.
	They refused to talk to me.
	As I said in the video, I will avenge you, Dennis Hoff.
	Wait, where's the video?
	Remnant of the lover of south.
	You know, you're another religious.
	I don't care.
	But if your religion feels it's a good idea to lie in your business deals to fit property just to demolish it to fuck you and fuck your religion.
	Okay?
	This is why I hate Christianity.
	Fuck Christians.
	God damn.
	Wow.
	I hate Christianity, but god damn it.
	That is unreal.
	Imagine being out in the middle of a fucking desert at the scenes of a brothel, and you're literally shaking your hand up at the sky like, fuck you, God.
	I will avenge this prostitute, pimp, pornographer.
	I will avenge you, Jennisov.
	Like, you've lost the plot, bro.
	Come on.
	In case you're wondering, the emotional significance of this is this was the first brothel he went to.
	This was the first prostitute he had an encounter with.
	And it's, he literally says it's hollowed ground.
	He says, this is his version of faith.
	There is a God that exists specifically to spite him.
	And grounds where he nuts are hollowed.
	That's his faith.
	And honestly, I actually believe that.
	I feel like that's a pretty good summation of him.
	Okay, let's see this one too.
	There's the brothel right there.
	It's called the Terry Tat Ranch.
	Dennis Hoff had bought it in 2008.
	This is Appaloosa Lane in Crystal, Nevada.
	Now, if we drive down here, there used to be another brothel called the Love Ranch South.
	And as you'll see, they demolished that too.
	It was a group of Christian investors who bought a Trocery in 2022.
	They lied about their intentions.
	And they demolished the soccer date in November.
	It's extremely dishonest.
	Hold it.
	Ow.
	I mean, if you buy a property, you can do whatever the fuck you want with it.
	That's how property works.
	He thinks that there should be like a government mandate that not only should the government permit prostitution, but they should protect brothels.
	So you can't buy a business that you think is unsightly to a community because that's the main issue here.
	Like a lot of communities, they're very small and they don't want trip clubs.
	They don't want brothels.
	They don't want a bunch of fucking horned up men coming in, probably with drugs and alcohol, drunk driving, in a town of a thousand plus people to visit the whorehouse.
	And they don't want girls in their community put into the whorehouse.
	So they fight very hard to get those things out of their community.
	But he thinks that not only should there be a government license for brothels to exist to begin with, but there should be special government protections that prevent Christian groups from demolishing them to get them out of their community.
	So once they go up, they can never go down, basically.
	Crazy.
	Literally crazy.
	One of the craziest things that he's done in a long time because he's been busy.
	Cool.
Chaotic Knuckle Tattoos 00:05:07
	Next.
	Aniza has gotten hand tattoos.
	I think I showed the outlines of the hand tattoos last stream.
	Well, now they are colored in and you can see they are quite beautiful.
	I just want to show you the colors, but I guess it's going to take forever.
	There you go.
	Perfect.
	Oh, man.
	Beauty full.
	Truly detailed.
	I love how the head, the top of the skull looks exactly like a penis head.
	So she's gotten, I mean, it's just amazing.
	Just truly amazing.
	It looks so bad that it kind of reminds me of like an icon for a spell and like an early MMO.
	Like if you were playing like a like a browser-based Flash game in the 2000s and you had like a flaming skull magic attack, this would be the icon in the Flash game that you click to cast your flaming skull attack.
	Like that's the level of artistry here.
	It's like this is like you're you're building shit with gradients and shockwave.
	So she got that tattooed on her hand.
	No, she went to LA.
	Here's the story with Aniza in case you don't know.
	iDubbs looks disgusting.
	If you've seen a picture of him, he's got like brock, like the disgusting broccoli hair of the fucking mullet.
	He looks emaciated and depressed.
	He's on psychotropic medication.
	And supposedly, the reason why he looks like that is that Aniza is absolutely, totally, and completely obsessed with a tattoo artist in Los Angeles.
	And his art is fucking atrocious.
	It is the worst fucking tattoos I've ever seen.
	But supposedly, it's like his brand.
	All of his tattoos look like this.
	And he charges thousands and thousands of dollars for the sleeves and shit that she gets from this guy.
	And suppose, if I remember correctly, iDubbbs looks like him now.
	So like she has skinwalked her boyfriend to look more like this tattoo artist that apparently wants nothing to do with her because he's not that fucking stupid.
	But she still drops in and pays him thousands of dollars to, I imagine because it's like therapeutic for her to sit in the chair and have him work on a sleeve, you know, and he's like touching her skin and like brushing her with his hands while he like does it.
	And they're chit-chatting.
	And it's like a, like a, to get those sleeves done, it's like 24 hours of tattoo time, right?
	It has to be done over days.
	So it's like three days of boyfriend time with a guy you're actually attracted to while he's like grooming your, like, like touching you and holding you the entire time.
	And I imagine that's why she spends thousands of dollars to get this shit done because that's what she's into.
	So she gets these done and people on the forum are laughing, obviously.
	And they're like, how bad?
	Like, what's her next step in like this like complete crash out?
	Like losing her fucking mind.
	Like what is what's what is she going to do next?
	And people have joked, she's going to get knuckle tattoos next.
	So she's getting shit on her hand.
	Because like if you get the, in case you're wondering, the reason why you can't, it's a bad idea to get things on your hand is that there are certain jobs that require you to look professional and not have RuneScape icons on your hands.
	Because you can wear a suit and cover up almost anything.
	So it's like anything above the neckline, you don't want to have tattoos on.
	And anything on your hands, you don't want to have tattoos on because you can't even hide that by wearing a suit in the business meeting.
	So if you get tattoos on your hands or neck or face, you're basically telling the world, I'm a complete piece of shit.
	I have no ambitions.
	I don't ever want to be in a professional setting ever.
	So people joke, well, she's going to get knuckle tattoos next because that's the worst possible thing to get a tattoo on.
	And boom.
	She gets wine night.
	Like the night you drink wine, but night's spelled wrong.
	So it's four letters.
	Wine night tattooed on her fucking knuckles, chat.
	Not an interesting idea.
	She just, that's the thing.
	She's covered in tattoos from like head to fucking toe.
	She is covered in tattoos, every inch of her.
	And there's no rhyme or reason.
	It's not like she's trying to achieve some consistent look or she's trying to honor certain things that she's excited about.
	Like she's super hyped for her fucking creator clash thing, but she has like no wrestling tattoos.
	She literally walks into this guy's tattoo office and then she picks them off the wall.
	She picks designs that he's he's drawn on paper to demonstrate his artistic style.
	And she says, I want that one.
	And she gets that permanently inked into like all over her fucking body.
	And it's just, it's truly baffling.
	And people submit it in the thread as being a form of self-harm that she's doing things to make herself look ugly all the fucking time.
	Like when she shaved her head and went around in like leather chaps for whatever fucking reason.
	And it's like she's doing things to make herself ugly because it's like a form of self-harm at this point.
	It's just like, it's so fucking bad.
Random Tattoo Choices 00:03:59
	Flash heart.
	That's right.
	That's what it's called.
	That's right.
	You know what you're talking about.
	Got a tattoo guy over here talking about fucking art and shit.
	But maybe one day I'll get my Pikachu tattoo chat.
	This is it.
	This is the final.
	This is it.
	This is the final.
	So you can tell.
	By the way, I forgot about that.
	I forgot about the other fucking icon.
	So there's almost no thematic consistency.
	I will give it credit.
	She seems to be going for like Jamaican colors, like red, green, and yellow are like Jamaican colors.
	Like you associate that with Rastafarianism.
	So she has like this Jamaican color scheme, Rastafarian color scheme.
	So that's the, that's consistent between them.
	And the star, it's not even the same star.
	Like if you look at the stars above the heart and the stars below the skull, they're different.
	Kind of.
	A little bit different.
	They're so close that at first glance, I thought they were the same.
	I thought, oh, okay, at least that's a little bit consistent.
	But then they're a little bit different.
	So you look at it and you're like, wait a second.
	Even that's not consistent.
	Even that looks fucking bad.
	Why would you do it like this?
	So since I've noticed it, in case you're wondering, Aniza is a Muslim.
	She professes to be Islamic.
	She is Lebanese.
	And if you don't know, Lebanon is an interesting history.
	Before, I think it was after World War II.
	I think there was like an Islamic revolution in Lebanon or a civil war or something.
	And it basically killed the Christian population.
	The Lebanese mandate, when it was owned by France, was like 40% Muslim, 40% Christian, and then like 10% some weird ass fucking religion that neither recognizes.
	I think it's like based off Islam, but it's weird.
	I think it's called the Druza.
	And so Lebanon was like 40% Christian, 40% Muslim, and then 10% Druza, I think is what the minority religion was.
	And Nazarostrianism is Iran.
	So after the civil war, I want to say they killed all the Christians and then ISIS came through and genuinely genocided the Druza.
	I want to say that all the men were killed and all the women were raped and enslaved during the ISIS occupation.
	So now like the Druza minority is just like completely destroyed.
	But she's Lebanese.
	Her father was a Muslim and her mother was Roman Catholic Irish, which is an offensive pairing.
	And of course, pairing like that creates people like Aniza Joma.
	And so she gets a sacred heart tattooed.
	If you don't know, that heart on the right hand is a symbol of Catholicism.
	It's a Catholic, I think it's specific to Catholicism.
	And I want to say it's the sacred heart of the Virgin Mary because the Catholics really, in case you don't know anything about like religion spurging, the contention, like people who are Protestant give Catholics a lot of shit in part because I think they say that Mary was also perfect.
	Like she was, she was like the perfect vessel for Jesus and she was a perpetual virgin, even though the Bible says that Jesus had brothers.
	They said that was allegorical brothers and not like literal flesh and blood, flesh and blood brothers.
	So Protestants give, and when I say brothers, I mean it was Mary and Joseph.
	He had like step siblings, basically.
	Allegedly.
	This is debated.
	Don't yell at me.
	I don't care.
	I'm just outlining this.
	So the Catholics have like an idultery thing for the Virgin Mary.
	And people give Catholics a lot of shit for that.
	That's like the symbol for the Catholic Virgin Mary.
	So my point is, is that she's a Muslim and she has gotten the sacred heart of the Virgin Mary tattooed on her hand for reasons unknown to me.
Korean Public Disrespect 00:05:52
	Probably because she's mentally ill.
	I think we can leave it at that.
	Next, Johnny Somali.
	Johnny Somali is, of course, up in South Korea and legal mindset, legal mindset, legal dick sucker, lives in Southeast Asia.
	Now, if you were to ask Ethan Ralph, this is for sex tourism.
	However, I don't know what he's truly doing up there.
	I think that that would surprise some people.
	My understanding is that he was a real estate attorney in Florida and then decided that Florida wasn't hot and shitty enough.
	So he moved to like Thailand or Vietnam or some shit because he just really wants things to be hot and shitty all the time.
	And Florida just wasn't cutting it.
	So Legal Mindset went up to South Korea and observed or got transcripts from the court hearing.
	And he branded this.
	So you know it's from Legal Mindset.
	I don't know if he wrote this himself or this is like the official transcript, but Judge asked him for, it was like really berating him.
	He's like, he says, state your current address in Korea.
	And he says, it's Song Pa.
	I don't know the exact address.
	And the judge says, don't you know the building number and the apartment number?
	The defendant says, not off the top of my head, because I don't speak Korean.
	The judge says their numbers, you can say them in English, you don't remember.
	So then he says the apartment number.
	Your nationality, United States of America.
	That's not your nation, not your nationality.
	Says, okay, this is the process.
	This is the charges.
	The first count is for obstruction of business.
	On October 17th at a convenience store in Mapagu, Seal or Seoul, the defendant engaged in behavior that obstructed the victim's business.
	Specifically, the defendant imposed himself on other customers, creating an unsafe and uncomfortable environment by playing loud music and unpleasant sounds and dancing inappropriately.
	When an elderly employee of the convenience store asked him to stop, the defendant responded by spilling cup ramen soup on the table and verbally abusing her with profanity by carrying out those actions.
	The defendant intentionally disrupted the normal operations of the business.
	Um, yeah, I can't imagine Korean people get pissed off about that.
	Korean people have our con have like Confucius, and I want to say it's Taoism.
	There's a thing in Korea and China where they have like two equal components where they have like Confucianism and I think Taoism, and they're kind of like the core facets of what makes up their cultural identity.
	And a huge part of that is ancestry honoring.
	So you're never ever ever mean to old people in those countries.
	If you want to get fucked up real bad, go to Korea or China and find an old person and disrespect them in public.
	That is a very, very fast way to get your ass and a lot of shit for a very long time.
	Legalism.
	Okay, the second count of the violation of the Minor Offenses Act.
	Defendant engaged in disruptive behavior by intentionally obstructing passersby in a bus and other public areas.
	Specifically, he approached numerous individuals who did not know him, brandishing a plastic bag containing a rotten fish, which he aggressively shook in their direction.
	Simultaneously, he loudly shouted at others in the vicinity, creating a disturbance.
	His actions caused anxiety and discomfort among those presents, and the result of a series of menacing provocations without justifying.
	We need this shit in the U.S. If you're on public transit and you do something stupid, you should be in fucking jail indefinitely without bond until you learn your fucking lesson.
	Like that's we need this.
	Why, why, why do South Korean public transits why are they so nice?
	Because if you wave a rotten fish around in a South Korean train, you will go to fucking jail.
	That's why.
	On Thursday, October 23rd, so this is like in a crime spree, basically.
	The defendant boarded a bus and subway.
	Oh no, here we go again.
	Hopefully, no old people are involved in this one where he's truly fucked.
	And in the process, the defendant disturbed other people's peace by playing loud music and disturbing sounds.
	Get this guy, get this prosecutor in the US.
	You playing loud music on the bus, straight to jail, straight to jail.
	He was also performing with pull-ups and sexual movements such as twerking.
	I would love to know what the hold up.
	There isn't a direct Korean word for twerking.
	You can describe it with phrases like hip dong selchum, which means hip-shaking dance, or meaning buttock shaking dance.
	So if you want to sit yourself in the court, that's the sound that you would have heard when he described twerking to the judge.
	So by causing this commotion, he did make other people feel uneasy, annoyed, and offended by his conduct.
	The judge says the defendant received a copy of the indictments.
	The defendants admits guilt on the three counts stated, and after considering the details, will make a decision on the new count.
	Oh, there's a new indictment.
	Prosecutor says there's a new indictment to be merged into the case, the details of which will be read at the next trial date.
	And then he pleads guilty.
	He says, I'm fucking guilty.
	I'm just fucking stupid, Your Honor.
	Next hearing on April 9th.
	That is expedient.
	That's next month.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I think God recorded all the evidence, huh?
	Let's see.
	Where are we at in this?
	Yeah.
	That'll be a long stream.
	Make sure to super chat your boy.
	Subscribe on Rumble because I'm going to be drinking a lot of Wawa on this one.
	I'm having a good time.
	I feel good, chat.
	I feel good.
	I don't know why.
	Maybe it's because I'm getting all my vitamins.
	I ate my smoked oysters, chat.
	I ate my smoked oysters.
	I feel I'm at my standing desk enjoying the fresh air.
	Everything's just feeling good right now.
	I didn't mention this earlier, but I've been working really hard on getting a replacement for the gum road setup.
	And I have two potential things coming in.
	One of them is locals, and it's just taking forever.
CPS Investigation Triggered 00:04:24
	I don't know.
	I keep hammering them like, hey, where are we at?
	Where are we at?
	I got a stream coming up on Friday.
	I'd love to have it ready by then.
	And then I don't get a response.
	And I don't know if it's just like they're super slow or what the fuck it is.
	But like, I've been trying to contact these guys for literally years.
	I'm never getting any kind of information.
	So I don't know if they're like just ducking me or they just really don't give a shit.
	It's really annoying.
	The other one's kind of a secret.
	I'm just, it's a very annoying process that I'm just working on in the background.
	Cool.
	I will email people who are gumroad subscribers when that's right.
	Next, Ethan Klein is having a beef.
	And I feel like I've overrepresented Ethan and his drama in my recent streams.
	But to be quite honest with you, I really enjoy Ethan's like scorched earth attacks on Twitch.
	I really despise Twitch.
	And I think it's funny.
	I hate Hassan for obvious reasons.
	So I like seeing him just go like, this guy is like an anti-Semitic Jew hater and he needs to go.
	And I'm curious to see how far he can push that to accomplish his goals.
	This video is about snark subreddits.
	And what triggered it was that a guy called Bad Empanada openly admitted that he called CPS on Ethan Klein.
	And the cause of his belly for this was that Ethan Klein said that his child was being tested for something called, I think, called like Giardi or Giardia.
	And it's a, I want to say it's a parasite that you usually get from animal shit.
	Because the child is now, his child is crawling at that age.
	And they have a dog that shits on the floor.
	And the dog had this infection.
	So they wanted to make sure that the kid didn't have the infection either.
	So they're trying to keep the carpet clean, but then parasites can be in the carpet.
	And then a child crawling on the carpet can get the infection.
	So they were getting the child tested for this, and he decided to talk about this on stream for reasons unknown to me.
	And this resulted in apparently Bad Empanada saying that he called CPS and said, I know them personally.
	The floors are covered in dog shit.
	The child is rolling around the dog shit.
	He's contracted preventable diseases as a result of being exposed to animal feces in the home.
	And that triggered a CPS investigation.
	The CPS agent had authority to enter the home and search it and conduct interviews with the children and inspect them for like visible signs of mistreatment.
	And then he said, I'm going to go to the school and talk to your children alone when they're at school.
	And he said, absolutely fucking not.
	You're not doing that.
	So that's, he was pretty pissed off about that.
	And a lot of people said, oh, he must be hiding something if he doesn't want them to have one-on-one conversations with a CPS agent.
	Like, are you fucking for real?
	Like, Randalls are like the dumbest fuckers on the planet.
	Like, I see that you're not allowing government agents to probe your butthole.
	I wonder what you have up there, sir.
	Like, no, you don't have a fucking right to do that.
	It's a fucking prank call.
	So I feel very empathetic towards them because I really, really doubt that a family that has millions and millions of dollars rolling in, that has a full-time fucking maid, is really in such a place of shabbiness that their children are being exposed to pathogens that could otherwise be avoided.
	I mean, I guess not having a fucking dog in the house would be a good start, but some people like to have their shitty little dogs in their house.
	So that's not much, not really that much you can do about that.
	Anyways, he went after them, and this originated on these snark subreddits, where basically people who think that the Kiwi farms is problematic because we misgender trannies or whatever the fuck instead start up these subreddits that are called collectively known as snark subreddits.
	And sometimes they're just called like H3 SNARK or whatever the fuck.
	There's a bunch of them for a bunch of different people.
	And that's basically the Reddit Kiwi Farms.
	However, here's the fun part.
	Because Reddit is a massive site, because Reddit has absolutely no hosting issues, and because these subreddits are ran by whoever the fuck creates them and are posted by anonymous accounts, they effectively have no rules.
Pedophile Worship Claims 00:07:06
	So they routinely dox people.
	They routinely admit to calling legal authorities on people to harass them.
	And they just get away with bloody murder that I would never ever be allowed to get away with on the Kiwi farms.
	Not only would I not be allowed to get away with it, it's just against the zeitgeist of the community.
	So Reddit has no fucking issue hosting what is worse than the Kiwi Farms is a publicly traded company.
	And the difference really is money.
	That they have the money to do whatever the fuck they want because they're a multi-million dollar business.
	And the Kiwi Farms is run on a shoestring budget and sparkles and magic and love.
	And that's basically it.
	But we get the bad reputation.
	And Reddit is publicly traded on the stock exchange.
	That's how that works.
	And then Mudahar and Hassan are having a spat.
	So let's see how much I want to read.
	Mudahar says, I get watching other people's videos is all you're really good at, but try vetting out slander before promoting them.
	I've never defended or backed the Israeli genocide on the Sengazans.
	Never will I ever.
	Hassan says, in your only vid on Gaza, you admit to not knowing about politics.
	You try to cover for Israeli Palestine as drama slot for centrist audiences.
	Defend Asmund Gold for inferior cultures, genocide comment, then attack pro-Palestinian voices.
	So I guess you just wanted the ad revenue then.
	Well, there are inferior cultures and genocides.
	Like, if you worship a pedophile, your culture is objectively inferior.
	He says, yes, I am not an expert on topic.
	He's Indian.
	I didn't cover it as drama.
	And I didn't defend Asmund in the video.
	So he's just lying, I guess.
	Muda is a particularly insane case because he's a victim of the same right-wing mobs he also farms in his videos.
	He literally left Twitter because of vicious racism.
	And here he is and back again only to farm more.
	Motherfucker, if you went on a Hajj, they hate you more than they hate me.
	Why did he go on a Hajj?
	Why did this Pajit go in a Hajj?
	Is Mudahar fucking Muslim?
	Explain this, chat.
	What is his malfunction?
	Are you shitting me?
	He's actually a Muslim poo?
	He's Bangladeshi?
	Oh my God.
	Dude.
	This is like infighting, man.
	This is like two pedophile worshippers having a go at it.
	Like, your pedophile worship is not a good mine.
	Oh, my God.
	Now he calls him a Muslim cosplayer.
	Literally, this.
	I make videos criticizing right-wing stupidity.
	I don't want to be loved by Neonazis.
	I don't like your kind either.
	Okay.
	You will be deported.
	Okay.
	You deserve to be kicked, cooked by that loser for not taking a strong stance.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	That's funny.
	It doesn't matter how right you are.
	You criticize Hassan.
	He'll now slander you and every time your name comes up on the stream.
	He worships a pedophile.
	That's all you got to say.
	Unfortunately, Mudahar also worships a pedophile and even went to go see the pedophiles cube.
	So he doesn't really have a leg to stand on with that.
	Do not care about these mud people fighting each other.
	Now, this is what I do care about.
	The content.
	Apparently, DSP and King of Casino have had a falling out.
	Let's listen.
	When you encode a video, please use a format that works on all browsers.
	I literally write a fucking guide on how to format your fucking videos so they can play on both Firefox and Chrome.
	Okay, just imagine PPP and Andy Warskin.
	We'll play this in the other one.
	Damn you, shit.
	Fuck Phil.
	Phil's a fucking bum.
	And his wife's fat.
	She's fine.
	No, just kidding.
	Guys.
	Oh, we loved Phil.
	I'm sorry.
	We love Phil.
	That's a bold, bold move.
	I don't know if that'll work.
	Let's see if what DSP has to say about it.
	My wife again.
	All right, you ready?
	Ashton is fucked up for ever bringing up my wife.
	He should never have her name in his mouth.
	And I've spoken with him about it.
	And if he continues to bring her up in his content, whether it's his show or mine, smart guys, I will no longer work with him.
	We've had it out.
	I talked to him about it.
	It's fucked up that he would ever bring her up.
	It's one thing if he brings me up and he wants to razz on me because he's helped me out tremendously.
	All right.
	My wife has nothing to do with him or his content.
	And I swear to God, if he fucking brings her up again in a negative way in his content, I will cut ties with that man.
	Trying to extort the pey, pey, peg.
	Don't know if that'll work.
	To be fair, it's a power of the truth.
	Cat is a big, fat fucking bitch.
	Just a factual, sorry, factual observation.
	PPP says, it is a fact.
	I'm not sure why there's so much hostility surrounding observing reality.
	Maybe it's because he lived in a Waldoff fantasy land of his own creation where black is white, up is down, and it's mature positive content.
	Dude, what started this?
	What started making fun of DSP's wife?
	I don't know.
	Does anyone in chat actually know why did this start?
	It's been ongoing.
	DSP says she has cancer AIDS and is therefore immune to criticism.
	Yeah, but does she even show up on stream to like like what would what would warrant being like oh cat is like fat and retarded and evil like what causes this it's just pvp being ppp.
	She is fat.
	Okay.
	Okay, so they've just been trying to piss him off for a while now.
	I see.
	So then he responds.
	Or this is PvP.
	He says, what's crazy that Phil's solution to protecting his wife from a fat man calling her fat is to use her as it's my chair that just kicked.
	Use her as a human sympathy shield and reveal that she has a medical issue.
	As though this will stop trolls from making fun of her instead of giving them more ammo, just unhinged and sad.
	What is the medical issue?
	This is also will be, did you guys call it cancer aids in chat just because he like anonymously or anomalously said like she has some kind of issue, so don't make fun of her.
	It's like bad to stress her out.
	Is that like what he said?
	It's a mystery.
	Okay.
	This will most likely be the start of a weekly series where we grill Phil until he decides to stop being a massive pussy and play into the sandbox like a big boy.
	Reply guy Ralph even replies and says, if you want to piss off power of the truth at the, they call him a DSP, replace him with me on smart guys.
	I've forgotten more about wrestling than he knows and we will print money.
	Great.
	Excellent job application.
	Great audition, Ralph.
	One drunkenly piss fucking drunk, hammered out tweet.
	That'll do it.
	That'll do, pig.
	That'll do.
	All right.
	ISOR has asked me to play this.
	He said, this might be a good filler for the stream.
	A while back, Noel mentioned that DSP treats his viewers like employees in the way he updates them on various goals, stream updates, etc.
Ralph's Drunken Tweet 00:07:20
	CJR Robot 5000, who normally does King Cobra videos, did a great video that showcased this perfectly.
	So let's watch this video real quick.
	This is a YouTube video, and therefore we'll not play in this browser.
	One second.
	I am downloading it yet.
	I can still download things for now.
	For now.
	But once Neil Mahan gets his way, unless we manage to deport him to Israel or India first, then we have a chance.
	Where are we at for the week?
	Let's talk about the schedule, the goals, and all of that, shall we?
	We are at 36 out of 40 goals attained.
	When we attain 40 goals, it is time for a radical pizza party, dudes.
	We're going to have a pizza party.
	Are we going to do Domino's, Pizza Hut, or Papa John's?
	All right.
	I'm going to eliminate another pizza right now.
	Ladies and gentlemen, I am eliminating Pizza Hut.
	I've eliminated Pizza Hut.
	That's right.
	You can't even look at me right now because I'm such an evil villain.
	Exactly.
	I'm such a heinous individual.
	Everything I do just exudes toxicity and negativity, and you can't stand to look at me for a second.
	I know.
	So it's going to be a choice between Domino's and Papa John's.
	All right.
	Two unique places.
	All right.
	One of them, probably the longest running one in America, Domino's.
	I remember that ever since I was a kid.
	They were the big fast food delivery pizza place.
	They do various different kinds of pizza, like the hand-tossed style, the New York style, the thin crust style, and they have various appetizers.
	So if we get Domino's, I'll probably get a regular pizza, a specialty pizza, and an appetizer.
	If I get Papa John's, I'll probably end up getting like a stuffed crust, a regular crust, and then an appetizer.
	Okay.
	And you might say, well, when is this going to be?
	Because we want to know when to be there.
	I don't know.
	I would like to tell you exactly when it's going to be, but I don't know simply because it depends on when we hit our goals.
	Two goals hit today, two goals hit tomorrow, and we're doing the pizza party on Wednesday.
	Okay.
	Could take longer.
	It could be Thursday.
	It could be Friday.
	All right.
	And there's nothing I could do about that.
	I'm not controlling that.
	It's basically you guys.
	So whenever you want this stuff to happen, all right, let's get it going with support.
	It's that simple.
	Okay.
	So the sooner the better.
	Let's hit some goals.
	All right.
	Thank you guys so much in advance.
	Definitely let's hit the goal.
	We already got a great head start.
	Let's hit the goal today.
	Let's get closer to the pizza party.
	I can't wait to lock it in and be like, we're doing the pizza party.
	It's going to be fun.
	I really appreciate, by the way, how he sampled the really, really hideous, fat black woman from those awful, awful Amazon Prime ads and used that to like make a poster out of it.
	That's pretty creative.
	This must be made out of like SFM because this looks like a room in Half-Life 2 or something.
	Awesome.
	I would maybe I should do a pizza party.
	If I did a pizza party, you guys think I'd make like a million dollars?
	I can't even do that because fucking Jesse does that.
	He does he Jesse literally does what they're making fun of of Dark Sides Phil for.
	Okay.
	So Jack Scalfani was apparently exposed to some internet content that he did not like.
	Let's watch a minute of this at least.
	Okay, here we go.
	Jack is on Rumble Studio now.
	This is what I mean.
	All of all the top content creators are moving on to Rumble.
	Jack and Jimmy, you guys should watch.
	Is it Poku?
	No Pico?
	One of the other anime shows out there.
	Pokemon.
	I'll take a look at it.
	Say again, you watch Pokemon?
	No.
	Oh, have you ever played Pokemon Go?
	No.
	Well, you're born.
	I've had a lot of friends that do.
	Dude, this conversation is exactly like listening to two old men talk to each other where they're both like really old and they have brain issues.
	You gotta check out an anime.
	Raid Shadow Legends.
	But I don't know.
	Mobile games.
	He actually, this guy is the target audience for all those fucking raid shadow legends plugs.
	It's extremely repetitive.
	So I feel like I'll stop like a month or two.
	Jack hates video games.
	Where does that come from?
	What are you guys pulling comments out of your butt?
	What the frick?
	You literally, you guys literally pull this up out of thin air.
	I don't even know how you got the information, some of the stuff that you're writing.
	No, I love video games and have dealt with them.
	I mean, literally, I've owned every gaming unit.
	It honestly feels like teasing someone who's actually genuinely rich-hearted.
	Like, if someone has like a really low IQ and they love trains and they go, I love twains.
	And you just like, you try to like rib them in like the most tame way possible.
	You're like, are you sure you love trains?
	I'm not so sure you love trays.
	And he's like, genuinely hurt.
	Like, what?
	What do you mean I don't want twins?
	I got twin in my bedroom.
	I got train tutor twin petsy.
	I got a tutor train.
	I got tutor train.
	Avto, my steam profile picture.
	I got tutor train everywhere.
	And it's like, well, I'm not being serious.
	I'm not actually saying you don't like trains, bro.
	Come on.
	Don't take offense.
	I want to see.
	Skip ahead.
	Skip to last minute.
	Watching the Reacher.
	They're just talking about anime.
	But I hate to break the news to you.
	That's not anime.
	That's not these are the people who have anime girl profile pictures on Twitter.
	Running.
	I mean, you, I don't know.
	I don't know if they personally watch.
	I don't care if they do.
	It's not my cup of tea.
	But it's kind of like one of those running gags.
	Well, I mean, people talk about it.
	The nude anime.
	How do I know what it is?
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, people talk about it.
	I've never friends that watch it.
	Well, I mean, it's kind of like one of those running gags.
	What do you mean, running gag?
	Like a donkey punch?
	Yeah.
	That's not a running dad.
	I mean, you, I don't know.
	I don't know if they personally watch.
	I don't care if they do.
	It's not my cup of tea.
	This is like two old, like professedly, like prominently Christian people trying to pretend they don't know what hentai is.
	I know what it is.
	I actually had to have somebody remind me what it was called because I was like, I know that.
	I don't even know the name.
	Oh, God.
	What's that?
	What's that anime that's like naked shit and sex?
	What's that called again?
	Oh, man.
	It's on the tip of my fucking tongue.
	I have no idea what it is.
	I've only heard, I've heard of it through the ether.
	It's like a joke on the internet.
	They call it something.
	Is Jack?
	Are you a gooner?
	I get he says he or she.
	Sorry, I don't know by your name.
	It's probably gay.
	A gooner is an anime fan.
	Really?
	I've learned two things.
Christian Hentai Confusion 00:15:43
	So true, King.
	I never knew that, but I'll have to look that up.
	What, hentai?
	No, no, no, gooner.
	No, I know, I've seen that word before in like chat rooms on Reddit, you know, but I didn't know what they were talking about.
	I just kind of grazed over it.
	That's how you call him.
	I have the whole gooner boards on 4chan for all those gooners that love anime.
	Awesome.
	King Cobra JFS, his YouTube channel has been deleted for reasons unknown.
	I don't, let's see, actually.
	They don't actually know.
	So it's just something happened.
	I think he made like a backup channel or something.
	Triumphant Return.
	Reddit types are probably already singing that.
	Get my boy on Rumble.
	See, this is what I hate about the fucking Reddit snark subs.
	They're like, they're obsessed with like a low cal, but then they have to.
	See, this is the thing.
	I make fun of retarded people because it's funny.
	Jack Scalfani is like funny to make fun of, right?
	Because he's like a retard.
	But you can't say that on Reddit, which is better than the Kiyo Eform because Keyfon is so mean and Keyfon misgender people.
	But Reddit, we are blessed and we do things for the right reasons.
	Jack Scalfani isn't just a silly retard who says dumb shit and eats himself into an early grave despite having years of warning to stop being such a fat slob.
	Actually, he abused his son and talked about it on that stream.
	So he is a bad person.
	And when someone is a bad person, you can do literally anything you want to them.
	You can fucking walk up with a gun and shoot them in the fucking head.
	You can take down all their websites.
	You can DLS attack them.
	You can hack their social media accounts and bank accounts and publish that show on the internet.
	That's no hold bars on Reddit because we are given the mandate of Reddit.
	Our upvotes indicate that you are a bad person and therefore have no human rights.
	It's the same thing with Cobra.
	It's like he killed Puff.
	He slaughtered Puff the lizard.
	And for that reason, King Cobra JFS is in fact a bad person.
	So everybody, everybody, please come on, Reddit.
	We can do this together, Reddit, with our upvotes and our mass reports.
	We can do anything together, Reddit.
	Please report his channel because he's a bad person.
	And we're given the mandate to do whatever we want to him.
	It's like you can't just enjoy a fucking low calendar.
	You can't just fucking enjoy a guy who gets drunk and talks about magic or whatever the fuck.
	It's got to be a crusade against a bad person that did the bad thing.
	He doesn't know what the fuck he did.
	You don't know shit.
	That's why Reddit is like obsessed with calling people a pedophile.
	Because if you can say he's a pedophile, then you can walk up with a sledgehammer and start breaking his fucking bones, which is what they want.
	This is the thing.
	Redditors are like, as a, as like an overclass, are like the most spineless pussy faggots that have ever lived, ever walked the earth.
	The most castrated, helpless, uh, like limp-wristed freaks that writhe along the ground like a like a snake, like one of those little salamanders that have little tiny legs, like T-Rex arms, so they can only move by like wiggling pathetically across the ground.
	But then they go onto the internet and they're like, I can make this guy's life hell, and he's a bad person, so I'm completely justified in doing it, even if it's not funny, because it gives me a little bit of power, just a little bit of power over an actual fucking retard with brain damage and alcoholism.
	I can get a little bit of power over him, and that's all that matters because I post on Reddit.
	I post on Reddit, nobody loves me.
	Fuck, I hate them very quickly.
	I began to despise them.
	All right.
	Um, this is just a little shout out.
	Speaking of despising people, and the Andrew Tate thread on the Kiwi Farms posted just today, just this morning.
	Um, post number two zero eight two eight five two three.
	In case someone's watching this in the future and wants to find it.
	Um, this is a comprehensive list of every single person who has put their lips on Andrew Tate's asshole and rimmed him for clout.
	He has money, he has fans.
	I want money, I want fans.
	I'll give a little rimmy.
	So, here's all the people, all the fucking celebrities on the internet that went ahead and were like, Yeah, this brown Mohammedine rapist sex trafficker, he's my guy.
	And I evaluate this based off two facts: he occasionally says something about white people being replaced, and he also has lots of money and fans that I also want.
	Uh, so in case you're looking for this post, oh, we got Tim Poole, we got Russell Brand, that's no surprise.
	Uh, Iron Carroll, who oh, he was recently on Joe Rogan quartering, that's sad.
	Elon Musk, of course, uh, Nigel.
	Oh, these are fence sitters, so these are not hard commits.
	These are people who are like, Well, we should we should sit and wait.
	We should sit and wait for the justice system to take its course so that I don't have to make any determinations on evidence of my own.
	Sure, we have witness testimony, sure, we have Andrew Tate's own words, sure.
	We have the Academy that he actually sells documents on how to steal people's passports so you can pimp them out on OnlyFans and take their fucking money.
	Sure, he has done all this, but let's see what the Romanian courts come up with.
	That's all I'm asking for: a fair trial.
	I'm brain damaged, and I don't want to piss off the fans that actually like this fucking retard, even though he's viscerally disgusting to a normal person.
	I don't want to piss off my own fans by having a principled stance.
	Principled stances are called bad for business, buddy.
	So, we're gonna wait and see on this one.
	And then, when he's found guilty for rape, I can just say, Whoa, I just said let's give him a shot in the court of law.
	Uh, iHypocrite, Alex Rosen, these are the guys that actually supported him.
	I think uh, Paul Joseph Watson, Ryan Garcia, Dana White, Dana White hit that, bam!
	I love hitting women so much, I want to make a slapping competition of sport, bam!
	Dana White hit that!
	Thank you, boss Benjak, for educating me on the proud history of Dana White.
	Uh, Charlie Kirk, of course, Roger Stone, of course, Roger Stone, deep tongue up of the ass.
	Uh, Trump Jr., sad, Richard Grinnell, don't know who that is, Trump Advisor, of course, Alina Hubba, counselor to Trump, and JD Vance, of course.
	JD Vance follows a bunch of people, though, so who knows?
	Um, there we go, the conservative cucks, who oh, these are more even.
	Oh, this is Folsom Podcast, the PBD podcast, Aiden Ross is just a fucking bag, Mirion Gaines, who is like, Look at this fucking guy, he's like from Fresh and Fit, right?
	Yeah, Fresh and Fit.
	I don't even know why I know this.
	I'm kind of upset that I know this.
	The red-headed libertarian, this fucking hag.
	Dude, imagine being a woman.
	Imagine being a woman and supporting a man who sex traffics because you want that money.
	Imagine you are just a prostitute.
	You are just a whore.
	You're a fucking spineless, craven fucking whore.
	You're the exact, exact kind of low IQ, easily manipulated, dumb broad that can get fucking sex traffic to begin with.
	If the thing, if the shoe was on the other foot, she would be the one in a Romanian dungeon filming porn for her brown Mohammedine sex packs master.
	That's what would be her life if things were just a little bit different.
	Fucking spineless.
	Loomer, of course.
	She's ugly.
	She doesn't have an excuse.
	Hodgsons don't even know them.
	Tucker Carlson, disgusting.
	Candace Owen, big one up the S.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Okay, this is Eric July.
	I need some letter for this one.
	Eric July.
	The thing is, Eric July talks almost exactly in my Ralph voice, but if I read this, my Ralph voice, people would be confused.
	So, Eric July has finally addressed the JQ.
	Let's take a look.
	He says, I'll give you attention this one time.
	I know this will be the highlight of the last five years, and you'll create a lot of content out of it.
	Your entire narrative hinges on controlling the conversation while I focus on actually running my business.
	You don't really have anything else to do that works to your benefit.
	That's why you keep lying to people, desperately trying to stay in control of the narrative.
	Zero emails or contact were ignored.
	The screenshot you're showing, which I've never seen before, doesn't even say, doesn't even support your own claim that I stopped responding.
	If they planned to send me something or draft it, does not mean that I actually received it.
	You retard, I was never served.
	Attached is an email I received before the trial, completely blowing a hole in your argument.
	No trial ever took place that required us to appear.
	I'll never fail to.
	I've never failed to appear.
	There was no case that I lost.
	You've lied about the entire thing.
	Your comedic career peaked in a Pizza Hut commercial that didn't even air.
	Not even a single reputable film, show, or stand-up special to your name.
	At best, you're just a gay podcaster.
	You built your entire brand piggybacking off a man you once idolized like a father, Maddox.
	And when that dried up, you latched onto me.
	Now you hover, obsess, lie.
	And while you allegedly enjoy being pegged in a cow costume and blowing dudes at festivals, you'll need to find another bull for your affairs.
	I'm not interested.
	You got your homosexual ego bruised.
	One video of me not even mentioning you, covering your nonsensical review, has sent you into a two-year meltdown where you've wasted thousands of hours crying about me.
	You can dish out critiques, but fall apart when yours get dismissed.
	You're being you being unimportant irritates you.
	What really makes you a hoe, a hoe, is how you operate through others using your pet retard.
	I love that.
	That feels like a direct copy of something I've said.
	I feel like pet retard is something that I say frequently, but which is not a common parlance term that normal people use in colloquial conversation.
	Um, to do your dirty work, you're not the same, some enemy of mine.
	You're just a low-effort content farmer desperately trying to leech off someone with no interest engaging in this clown show.
	That's why you run from people like Pod Awful.
	Oh no.
	Oh no, Jesse P.S. mentioned second time in this stream, too.
	I referenced him in the pizza, the pizza show thing.
	Who actually had the time to clap back?
	You need another Maddox to stay relevant because nobody actually cares about you.
	You can't carry anything by yourself.
	From my understanding, actually, Jesse is getting an interview with Black Comic Man.
	And if you are not clued in, Jesse is like the original Dick Masterson Juju A-Log.
	Like, he's been doing, he's been at this for a long ass fucking time.
	I can't remember even why.
	I first appeared on the dick show on like episode 60 or something, or even before then.
	The dick show was really recent, and now it's on episode like 400 or some shit.
	It's been going for a while, which is crazy to me.
	But even when I knew Dick, Jesse was like his top alog.
	So for whatever reason, Jesse has always not liked Dick.
	So, and Dick's response to Jesse has always been to ignore him.
	Like in the same way that Eric July has basically always ignored Juju for years.
	Dick doesn't want to give any attention to Jesse because he's like the number one Juju the Cow fan in the entire world.
	And so he tries to ignore him.
	So Black Comic Book Man going on Jesse's podcast that talks about Dick Might actually really piss him off.
	But his reaction to these things is always uniform.
	Whenever something happens, he just goes, that's thanks to the free content idiot that's going on the Patreon.
	If you want to see my live reaction to the Jesse P.S. Eric July interview, you can subscribe on patreon.org slash the dick show right now.
	That's what he does every time.
	And then he'll read it and like poker face it and try not to act pissed off when shit happens.
	You're a 40-year-old, unaccomplished, unfunny shock jack who gossips like a schoolgirl for engagement.
	Hey now, you hide behind the comedian tag to excuse your lies and retardation.
	Hey now, you lied about the pull-up narrative claiming I aimed at you yet.
	You still sent a pet retard.
	You lied about your pet retard's case.
	You lied about the charity involvement, even going so far to tag the IRS and contact the charity like a Karen injecting yourself into something that had nothing to do with you.
	And there was no malpractice.
	All for content because you're born and shit.
	Contacting the IRS is the most bitch-ass fucking thing in the entire fucking world.
	Anyone who does that is a fucking worm.
	A little Reddit worm.
	Reddit worms pick at you as you writhe on the ground.
	And yet we're still here, still building.
	That pisses you off.
	Our success is living proof of just how irrelevant and uninfluential you are.
	You're reckless, drug head, low impulse control, degenerate, travel with people who reflect the same traits, constantly running from responsibility, stability, decency, and anything resembling a meaningful legacy.
	And that's pretty true.
	This is just an email saying, I assume the prosecutor has already reached out to you, but if not, I just own the case has been disposed of, so you will not need to be here on Tuesday.
	Have a great day, Danny.
	All righty.
	I won't read this, but Dick tried to post like a court document trying to like own Eric July.
	And it just says that Eric July was never served.
	So it's like, there's no, of course he didn't appear.
	He wasn't served.
	The docket says that.
	And then top it all off, Dick got caught following someone called Lolly Mancer, whose description says, I love cute stuff.
	And then it has the crying emoji, which is all pedophile terminology shit.
	And it is apparently just nothing but like pictures of kids, like anti-kids.
	So I don't know why he was following us, but he was.
	Maybe he was doing research to help him understand what LollyCon is.
	He's very invested in it.
	Has multiple friends on his show that like huge into LollyCon as a Digibro said he likes videos of little girls getting fucked.
	So maybe just doing some research for his friends to help understand their condition a little bit better.
	Okay.
	I'm not 100.
	This is one of the things that I couldn't prepare for because I slept in and my wake up and need to make money thing didn't play.
	But my voice is going.
	Yeah, you gotta stop yelling.
	I'm yelling too much, chat.
	We have to calm down time, calm down time.
	So on X, there's a guy called Bronze Age Pervert, which apparently is a very popular guy.
	Some people got mad at me and accused me for covering for him because I didn't talk about him last stream.
	But I don't even follow him on Twitter because I don't follow anybody who like seethes about white women on Twitter.
	If you, if I follow you because you're like a conservative or whatever the fuck, and you start seething about white women, I immediately unfollow you like because I don't, I don't want to see that on my feed.
	I don't want to see doomer, pessimistic, anti-white narratives regurgitated by conservatives because they have no pussy.
	And that is basically the impetus for that.
	Like, I don't care to see it.
	So, Bronje pervert, I don't follow for that specific reason because a lot of his content, from what I remember, was just like, fellow gentlemen, if only white women were enslaved in our tunnel girl basement sex dungeons, then we could form society and our own will and divine creation and fix all the problems.
	So, just I don't follow him.
	On that note, a journalist decks Bronze Age pervert.
Jeffrey Epstein Notes 00:15:02
	And apparently, this is debated.
	Apparently, in his notes, which leaked, allegedly leaked, it mentions that a company called Altentix verified the docs.
	Autentix is a Israeli-based financial services company that does identity verification for know your customer requirements.
	Don't know, anytime you send or receive money through a company, you have to go through KYC.
	KYC is a big pain in the ass.
	You have to do the what I call the goy dance.
	You have to sit there with your driver's license right in front of the camera, then turn your head.
	You got to do a little goy shuffle, and they'll tell you which kind of goy shuffle do to make sure that you're doing it right.
	And it's not a real video.
	And then they submit that to an AI or they jerk off to it with a real person.
	And they verify your identity so that you can send and receive money like a human fucking being, which we could do over the phone only a couple of years ago.
	So if Autentix is verifying docs, that's really bad because X uses them for know your customer where it doesn't use Stripe.
	I assume in countries outside the US.
	I don't know how that works, but it is for sure one of X's verified partners.
	It is for sure an Israeli know your customer company.
	And supposedly, the journalist was able to get docs verified through that, but that is disputed.
	The journalist said that the document being shared was fake.
	The other account I recently unfollowed was Captive Dreamer, and that was because I forget what.
	Oh, it was Epstein.
	So this is the other recent thing that's become a thing.
	I think this is what Bronze Age pervert got into trouble for, like Captive Dreamer also got into trouble for.
	It's like, so not only was Andrew Tate not wasn't, that wasn't enough.
	People are defending Jeffrey Epstein as like a falsely accused fall guy for the elites now.
	That the Epstein files had nothing in it, that the children there were not being sex trafficked, and that the women there that were engaging in sexual activity were there of their own volition.
	So now that's become the new retard right cause.
	We got to defend Andrew Tate because he's one of us.
	He's a bro.
	He says things about white people.
	And we got to stop harping on the legacy of Jeffrey Epstein.
	The ADL needs to get on here and debunk all these horrifically anti-Semitic myths about his sexual exploitation.
	In fact, I think one of these is just like a huge long list of every fucking thing that Captive Dreamer said about how Jeffrey Epstein was like falsely accused.
	I don't know.
	I don't want to hunt it down that.
	I don't really give that much of a shit.
	Okay, here's the clip from Bronze Age pervert.
	Here we go.
	Here's the narrative.
	You ready?
	Almost all the girls at Epstein Island were 18 or over and came back multiple times willingly.
	There's no evidence of anything under 17 or of abuse.
	If he did compromise these men, what allowed him to do that?
	Hysteria over natural attraction to fully grown women.
	A lot of dissident influencers are lying or being vague about what went on in Epstein Island.
	Granted that he was collecting info and compromise, but regarding what?
	This could only happen in a Western atmosphere.
	A feminist sexual hysteria.
	So this is his thought.
	He hates, this guy is gay, by the way.
	I don't know if he's an open gay or a closet gay, but he's definitely a faggot.
	Gay men hate women more than any other person alive because women are a competition to them.
	Men have sex with women mostly, and he wants to have sex with men.
	And the average gay man has like 600 sexual partners in their life.
	So it's like the fewer straight men, the better, more sex that he can have with more people, the more pause loading he can do.
	So he's just like so obsessed with his hatred that there are white women that men are attracted to that aren't him, that he is willing to say that Jeffrey Epstein did nothing wrong.
	And the compromising material blackmail that he received on people was merely that they were having sex with women, maybe because they were cheating or something.
	So therefore, that's feminist sexual hysteria.
	And Jeffrey Epstein didn't do anything wrong in that sense.
	Here's a quote from the actual prosecution saying, the victims describe here in were as young as 14 years old at the time that they were abused by Jeffrey Epstein, the defendant, and they were, for various reasons, often particularly vulnerable to exploitation.
	Epstein intentionally sought out minors and knew that many of his victims were in fact under the age of 18, including because in some instances, minor victims expressly told him their age.
	This is a quote from one interview with one person, completely taken out of context.
	Question, did he make you do things you didn't want to do?
	No.
	So it's like, who is this person?
	What is their relationship to Jeffrey Epstein?
	Is this conversation specifically about sex acts that the person performed on Jeffrey Epstein as opposed to, in general, like just completely out of fucking context?
	Oh yeah, by the way, if you've ever seen the, oh God, this fucking, I blocked this fucking retard.
	They get recruited a lot, but they have an anime avatar, so I blocked them.
	If you have an anime avatar, I just straight up fucking block you.
	Bat makes good points regarding Epstein cases.
	Looks like teens were above the age of consent willingly having sex, or not even that for easy money, rather than ritual child abuse and sacrifice of eight-year-olds.
	Contrast to Pizzagate, which was totally covered up.
	Remember Podessa's art.
	So Pizzagate is real, but Jeffrey Epstein was just having a little fun time, happy at Virgin Island experience.
	I initially believed Epstein was a mosaic blackmail opal elites raping, maybe killing previescent children.
	When the evidence I see doesn't align with this narrative, I ask people to send proof, but they just hysterically chimp out and call me a Jewish shill.
	But you read the fucking indictment.
	That's it.
	I know I'm talking more about Twitter shit.
	So this is Ethan Ralph.
	I got two parts of the Ethan Ralph story chat.
	It's true.
	I do live in an anime-free bubble.
	If I see anime, I just fucking block it.
	Not interested.
	Block that account.
	Get off my fucking screen.
	I don't want to see this shit.
	I'm a grown-ass fucking man.
	Turn at 33 this year.
	Don't want to see no fucking cartoons.
	Fuck off.
	So Grace Thorpe, if you don't know, in brief, Grace Thorpe is the daughter of some fucking asshole that's raping her, basically.
	It's a sexual relationship, incestuous daughter father, really fucking gross.
	But she's been like having sex with him for so long that I imagine it's really, really impossible for her to imagine what her life is without like her daddy boyfriend there to help, you know, and do shit.
	So they're just kind of in a relationship together and they keep bouncing around places because when the governments of local states find out that they're in an incestuous relationship, they give court orders for them to be split apart.
	And then, of course, they're in a sexual relationship, so they don't stay apart at all.
	And she has no means of independence whatsoever.
	So she is not financially independent.
	She doesn't know how to take care of herself because her father boyfriend has always been there.
	So she just gets back with him immediately.
	And then they get into more trouble because they violated the restraining order.
	And the states don't really know what to do.
	So they just take their camper van and they leave the state.
	And that's basically where their life has been for a while.
	So Ethan Ralph is absolutely obsessed with Grace Thorpe.
	I've only talked about her.
	Sorry, and I think in adjacency to Ethan Ralph.
	And he's been blowing up her phone recently.
	She has him in her phone as Ethan Ralph pig emoji.
	And then she said.
	Hey, Ethan, I know your show's dead and you're struggling for content and you miss me, but please stop spam calling me like his psycho ex-girlfriend.
	If you're looking for someone to fill the void, I hear Mexican jigglos aren't expensive in your area.
	And that's a reference to a story I think Ralph told when he was extremely fucked up that he once paid a Mexican prostitute, a male prostitute, to fuck his wife, Pantsu, in the ass because she said that she had been raped in the ass as a child and wanted to get fucked in the ass by a Mexican again because that would help with her sexual trauma.
	So Ethan Ralph paid a man to fuck his wife in the ass while he watched.
	I think that that is literally what he told as a story on his podcast at some point.
	I don't remember exactly, but I'm pretty sure that's pretty close.
	Then Ralph says, it's over.
	It's over, you fat cow.
	Crash dummied the wall at age 23.
	I guess Ben likes flat ass, lank skanks.
	At least they're his daughter.
	I'll have to pass.
	I'm a legend.
	You're an afterthought.
	I'll do a nice tribute when you're gone from the mortal coil, though.
	And here's an unflattering picture of Grace Thorpe.
	She says, and yet you're one spam calling a fat cow.
	So then Ralph has to reply.
	Ralph looks like he's got like that Ozimpic face that like Ethan Klein has.
	It looks so old.
	They got that old grandma face.
	Grace, it's over, you fat cow.
	I know you want to pick a fight with me.
	You think that I'll make you more money?
	I could be passed out on stream and make, I don't want to do that, by the way.
	I'm just telling you the history of the record.
	I have done more in this business than you could ever dream of.
	You could live three lifetimes and never stack up to what I've done.
	And I'm not done yet.
	And you picked this fight with me by being a treacherous, evil whore, not to mention fucking your father.
	You're a disgrace to every single good thing about humanity.
	And you deserve everything that happened to you.
	Rich from Review Tech, he said he didn't get you banned.
	I hope he did.
	And by God, if I'd have got you banned, I'd sit here and be telling you about it.
	I'm just going to laugh about it instead.
	We're on the way to see an epic downward spiral.
	And I've been in a few spirals myself, but by God, I always come back.
	Why?
	Because I'm talented and I'm not some skank who only relied on her sex appeal in the first place.
	Not that you didn't have a flat ass the entire time.
	Now you're 200 fucking pounds.
	You're disgusting.
	And the only person who want to put their dick inside you is your father.
	And even he's getting sick and disgusted of it by now, you nasty bitch.
	I appreciate that Ralph still wears glasses indoors because he's got a googly eye from that time that a prostitute beat him in the streets of Portugal.
	Yeah, you're a bad person.
	You're a bad person, Grace.
	Okay.
	Cool, Ralph.
	So after I went on Zitter, right, as I do, and I just posted some shit.
	I just shit, folks.
	I don't remember what I said.
	It was just shit.
	Oh, wait.
	Hold up.
	Sorry.
	Oh, my God.
	Let's get back into that.
	Ralph gave this killer promo.
	Sorry, I have to rehype this whole thing up.
	Ralph gave out this killer promo where he laid out the fucking cards and he told that trash whore, who was a shiny example of everything bad in the entire world, and all of humanity told that trash poor that he would laugh and laugh and he's seeing her spiral as a matter of fact, an expert in downward spirals, I've seen many spirals in my own lifetime from a first person perspective.
	And girl, you in one, you afraid of downward spiles.
	Bishop, you in a downward spile.
	So after that great hype up uh, Ethan Ralph decided to uh confront her and her father to father boyfriend father, friend together on the KEO stream.
	Um and Ralph assumed that they would be streaming on youtube.
	So those of a weak disposition to racist content please avert your gaze.
	I will be playing this uncensored.
	Here is Ralph trying to epically own Grace Thorpe and her father in a debate.
	Hey Ben, you nigger, how you doing?
	Whoa, you can't say that on rumble.
	You know that.
	Right you daughter, how you doing?
	Can you see me?
	You have to get real close with those spectacles.
	See, these are, these are shades.
	Buddy, I don't actually need a microphone.
	It's called a microphone.
	Oh well, I can't see your ugly face.
	Well, you can do whatever you want to do.
	I mean you, your daughter, so like I wouldn't put anything past you.
	What is the swelling under your eyes, dude?
	That's from wearing the sunglasses all day.
	I know you're used to that being from you punching your daughter in the face, but uh no, that's from.
	That's from wearing the sunglasses.
	Remember that time you kicked her.
	Put them better, keep them on.
	Remember that time you kicked her.
	Remember that time you kicked her.
	Yeah yeah, you do.
	You jack off to that.
	Remember that time you challenged me to a boxing match and then backed out because you're a pussy, because nobody else has been on here.
	What are you upset about?
	I just don't like you, two faggots.
	Oh okay, and that's because you're a nigger.
	That's why a white nigger as Kasargon would say yeah this, this guy let's, let's all right, see you later.
	White nigger, white nigger w motherfucker.
	That's how you handle the thorps.
	That's how you handle the thorps right there.
	I love how he literally has on standby a button he can press to give himself applause, like when he chimps the fuck out at uh, at people that came by for like a discussion.
	After he just chimps out, he just gives himself a round of applause.
	Truly, truly amazing, remarkable tactic uh, anyways.
	So, as I was, as I was saying when I was zeating, I got Ralph has been replying to me like randomly on twitter to just yell at me and I don't reply back.
	So it's like what's the point?
	He um, he was like, you are on twitter or twitter waxing philosophical yet again, John Potter, but don't you run a gossip side, boy?
	Ain't there some gossip?
	You should be talking about the biggest story of the entire year, John Potter.
	So he didn't actually explain what the he was talking about however um, I believe it was this, now, hold up see, i'm gonna find this real quick.
	Oh yeah, this is it.
	This is it.
	See, I don't.
	I have, I have um, various hamsters for various purposes and This is okay.
	This works, but I don't have a pig is the thing.
	So, this is going to be the first ever pig segment of my stream because this segment is brought to you directly by Ethan Ralph.
Ariana Grande Gossip 00:14:10
	So, we need like, can't do this.
	Oh, I'm gonna mash these two together to get something, okay?
	Oh, hell yeah.
	Let me take this.
	Let me just put the thing on the desk because that's that's pretty Ethan Ralph.
	I gotta admit, that's pretty good.
	Okay, so the actual actual pig segment of the stream, unique, unique to the stream, first time ever, this debut content directly directed to me by Ethan Ralph that I must talk about.
	So, let's read through this together.
	I'm only vaguely aware of this.
	I have been mentioning that Vickers has been going through some legal problems because that is funny to me because I hate Vickers as well.
	But I believe that okay, this is the second Vickers family restraining order in full.
	Vickers confirmed cuck with multiple bulls, and he possibly has AIDS.
	I am not kidding.
	So, this is the request for a DVRO from Ethan Patrick Vickers, age 20, which is his son.
	It's an address, and you want protection from Ariana Vickers, his mother.
	The following statement from Ethan Vickers says, The person I am seeking protection from is my mother, Ariana Vickers.
	Her abusive and self-destructive behavior began on October 2023 following a sudden halt in medication that she had been taking for fixed 15 years.
	The medication, Symbeta, Symbolta, is an antidepressant medication prescribed to moderate her consistent anxiety and depression syndromes.
	It has been known to her, me, and the rest of the immediate family, that when she stops taking this medication, it results in extreme manic and depressive episodes that are typically accompanied by extreme actions.
	Then she has stopped taking the medication, and more specifically, over the past year, her actions and reactions to things both large and small have become more sporadic, hostile, and flat-out malicious.
	Um, let's see, mentioned her weight loss.
	She started screaming at her father or the father for the entire day.
	They've been going through a divorce.
	Um, let's see, Thanksgiving event.
	I asked my parents' close friend would be there.
	The importance to his appearance is linked to Ariana, informing me that she would be entering an ethical, non-monogamous relationship with my father and herself.
	Uh, my partner, Fiona, uh, has expressed multiple experiences with non-monogamous situations that have left her unsettled when put into an environment with a non-monogamous couple.
	That's a weird way to phrase that.
	I think what he's saying is that Vickers and his mother were going to open their relationship, and his girlfriend had been cheated on and doesn't want like a non-monogamous couple around her.
	Ariana responded that she didn't think that he would be there and proceeded to guilt trip me by implying that I was using a personal thing to force her into a position to choose between me or the new boyfriend.
	She said she wasn't mad but sad.
	She messaged my sister, Faith, uh, recurring star of the show, using the reasoning that she had to sit there and quote, imagine what he and Fi had done.
	We were had invited her over, even paid for the hotel rooms and couldn't do things in.
	Um, my first physical confrontation was on January 2024 at the grandmother's house.
	Let's see, Faith was sent into a full PTSD-induced panic attack.
	Having further requested details from her, she sent me a 54-second long audio message, which was clearly presented Ariana screaming that my father, Matthew, had kidnapped my three younger brothers and screaming, asking why Matthew knew Ariana was freaking out.
	While Faith, barely able to speak, was trying to explain that since it was a situation that involved him, she wanted to know what was happening.
	She stated, and I quote, she came yelling at me and hitting my door and calling me a little bitch.
	Please, Ethan, stop.
	I told her I would stop, but I was driving over for her safety and proceeded to send me another voice message.
	This time it was at my grandmother, Aretha Couch, Ariana's mother, telling me to calm down while she was screaming at the top of her lungs.
	This further encouraged me to drive over.
	My father had told my mother that they felt unsafe and were leaving and refused to elaborate where they were going, but they would be back in a bit.
	And she threatened to report them to law enforcement.
	This is very, very long.
	I would love a Clifton's version of this.
	Okay.
	Faith texted his father.
	I told Ariana that she cannot call the police, especially if Matthew took my brothers with him because they felt they were in danger that could have repercussions on her because the police would want to know why they felt threatened.
	And I had a physical conversation where he tried to block his mother and she said, fuck off.
	You haven't been on my side at all since May 1, Ethan.
	And this was the point that my grandmother told everybody to calm down.
	My mother went to go talk to her.
	During the moment of calling, I told Faith to pack my stuff and we left.
	Faith moved away shortly.
	Okay, the next big outburst was somewhere around November, where Matthew Vickers was made aware of the fact that Ariana had been lying about her awareness of her current boyfriend's HIV status as well as the usage of contraceptives such as condoms during sexual activities while also still engaging in intercourse with Matthew Vickers.
	Matthew had a strong reaction to the news and made it clear that he was terminating their romantic relationship, to which my mother followed this up by accusing him of rape against her and telling me and my brothers about this as well.
	So she was in a cuckold open relationship having sex with her ex-husband, I guess, because I think they're going through a divorce at this time.
	And her bull had AIDS and she was raw dogging that shit.
	So Matthew Vickers might literally have AIDS.
	Matthew Vickers, who came onto the Kiwi farms and told me I didn't know what I was talking about because he was a father of like eight kids and had been married for like 20 fucking years.
	I didn't know what I was talking about and he had this all under control.
	And then his daughter got impregnated and now he might have AIDS.
	Could have happened to a nicer fat retard.
	Let's see if there's anything else actually.
	She asked why I would support him raping her.
	Called him a rapist.
	After this incident, my father had been boxing up Ariana's possessions into their own individual boxes at their time and offered to pay me to move them to a place of residence over her place of residence where he had been granted a DVRO already.
	The final confrontation was on December 15th, 2025.
	So this is in the future.
	And he's come back to report this.
	When she had reportedly discovered a huge bombshell about my father earlier that day, Matthew Vickers, who's the baby, who's Faith's father, obviously, was not aware of any developments, but had developed a theory there was an already known lawsuit that he had learned about approximately October 2024.
	The lawsuit did not involve my mother at all.
	My mother had opted to call me and inform me on my way down to Penn Valley to move boxes.
	But that was indeed what she was talking about.
	Ariana proceeded to message me about the boxes.
	This needs more paragraph stasis.
	She walked up, forced open the passenger door where William was seated, and proceeded to scream at me and him that we gossiped to my father, that we're supporting a rapist, etc.
	I, having just got something from my old bedroom at my father's residence, was to walk to my car.
	They screamed at each other.
	They blocked off the path to the car and pulled him into a hug while trapping him from leaving while he was shorter.
	Beth asking not to be touched.
	Um, I think that's it.
	Just family drama.
	The black, I don't know if he's black.
	I just assume that he's black.
	I think Matthew Vickers would prefer a black bull, to be quite honest with you.
	Now, after this news broke, and I hope I have a video for this because if not, I just have to relay this.
	Um, okay, he was like, Yeah, but I don't know what your chat looks like.
	They can't hear me right now because my mind is always angry.
	Okay, so this is a restream from Cog, or not Cog.
	I forget who this guy is.
	I'm sorry, I don't know who he is.
	He has an admission that he likes to tell the audience.
	I think this is the right part.
	I mean, I hope it works out well.
	I hope I'm wrong, and I hope it works out well.
	Bang an Arian.
	What are you gonna say then?
	Oh my god, so you're gonna make this announcement here, huh?
	Yeah, I just did.
	Oh my god, wait, what?
	I'll repeat it in a second if he doesn't repeat it.
	All right, you maybe just made my day.
	You maybe just made my day.
	Chris DeCassidy, sorry.
	So, are you all right?
	So, how's this gonna work?
	I'm not gonna go.
	I mean, I know you're a homosexual, you probably don't know how okay.
	He's like drunk and slurring through this.
	Ralph, during this stream, claims that he had a sexual relationship with his baby mama's daddy's wife.
	That he was the one that was the bull, and he broke open this relationship and he gave it to Mrs. Vickers, raw dog style, his baby mama's mother.
	That is his claim.
	That is the news that Ethan Ralph specifically requested that I educate the public on that he his child's grandmother.
	Uh, how do how does chat react to this?
	Do you guys feel sickened?
	Do you feel actually?
	I feel sick.
	Give me a second, chat.
	For the first time, I feel like I need to sit down because I ate raw, I ate oysters today, and then I drank a lot of water for the stream.
	And now I feel sick to my stomach, chat.
	I need to sit down, chat.
	I feel kind of lightheaded, chat.
	I feel like I don't know if it's the oysters or if it's the fact that Mr. Vickers is an AIDS-infested cuckoo, or if it's the fact that Ethan Ralph says that he fucked his child's grandmother.
	But I kind of feel like I'm gonna throw up, and I kind of feel like I'm gonna sit down for a second if I just start randomly playing out music and I don't read any super chats.
	I apologize, that's because I'm in a state of disrepair.
	Stop doing the galaxy, guys.
	Grab the trash can, go to the ER, take a deep breath, go to the Martin Shark.
	No, they're not raw, they were smoked, they were smoked.
	I just didn't eat them with anything else.
	Does everyone have AIDS?
	Maybe Ralph might have AIDS.
	Yeah, I feel really bad.
	Okay, so note to self-herring is fine before a stream.
	But if I stream for three hours, I need to eat something else besides smoked oysters.
	Is there anything I can play?
	I don't know.
	I'm gonna go get crackers or something.
	If not, I'm not.
	I'm just dead.
	Actually, I think I'm feeling a little bit better.
	Let me, okay.
	Let me try to read the Reddit segment.
	I'll just keep trucking on.
	And if it rises again, I'm going to find something to play.
	And then I'm going to go.
	Maybe I'll let you guys listen to Ruf talk about fucking his child's grandmother again.
	And then I'll go get some crackers shit before I die.
	The smoke oyster.
	No, Chad, stop talking about oysters, please.
	We're done with that.
	Okay, this is Reddit post.
	It says, I turned myself into a woman with AI, and it completely broke me.
	I think I have completely lost it.
	Two weeks ago, I made a nude naked image of myself as a woman just for fun.
	She was super hot.
	I should have deleted it.
	Instead, I made more.
	Full-body, naked nudes, filthy, sexy, erotic pictures of myself.
	Before I knew it, I had a whole gallery of myself in ways no man should ever see himself.
	Then after a while, I didn't even need the AI anymore.
	I could just picture it, close myself, and imagine myself as a woman getting railed by me.
	Just me, my brain, and Creampuff, my now battle-worn favorite fleshlight.
	Wow.
	Proper food, cleaning, and hygiene was already at a low priority before this.
	But this last two weeks has made it worse.
	Two weeks of nothing but jerking it to the thought of fucking myself.
	Wow.
	I don't know what the Tariq Nasneed picture at the bottom means.
	I assume that means that he's buck broken.
	I would agree.
	I would say that this man is completely buck broke.
	Okay, chat.
	Okay, chat.
	Let's do super chats before I die.
	Here we have a very, very special.
	You know what?
	Maybe green is not the best color.
	Green is supposed to be soothing, but I don't want to see green right now.
	Purple?
	What's the least nauseating color?
	Oh, I guess I can't do the green.
	I can't do it chat.
	It's too green.
	I'll do purple.
	I don't know what the purple is.
	Purple is for Lent.
	We'll do a purple background for this episode because it's Lent.
	I gave up caffeine.
	In case you're wondering, I gave up caffeine fully for Lent.
	So I'm not even taking caffeine while I drive anymore.
	And to be honest, I feel like that was a good decision.
	Because I feel like my energy levels are high.
	I know that this is a very bad time since I'm about to throw up to mention this, but I think it was pretty high energy throughout the stream.
	I think it's just because I'm not going through highs and lows of caffeine anymore.
	If I drive, I take drink again monster, and that just like fucks up my recovery from caffeine.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Let's read the super berries.
	You ready?
	Ready?
	Let's do this.
	Let's go, chat.
Russian War Profiteering 00:03:01
	The ghost of Nintendo, for one, says, didn't expect Josh, who I considered absolutely retarded and somewhat learned, to fall on the heels of the Russian propaganda, thinking Zelensky is the villain who caused this war so he'll get rich when he refused to run away and the West is exiled and retarded.
	Bro, he has killed millions of people.
	A million Ukrainian men have died fighting a war that they cannot possibly fucking win.
	It doesn't even matter if he's at fault for instigating it.
	I never made the claim that he was at fault for instigating it.
	My claim is specifically that he has thrown millions of bodies that Ukraine will never get back into a meat grinder for national sovereignty of a country that basically has existed independently in the modern era for like a decade at a time.
	And meanwhile, even if you were to ignore that principle and say that it's worth it because every nation is worth millions of bodies, even with that in mind, he has enriched himself billions of dollars in the process.
	He has mansions across the fucking world.
	When this is over, he's just going to leave the country and live somewhere happily ever after on the grave of a million people.
	That's my point.
	How easy it is to victim blame that for reading some absolute nonsense on X. That's not where I form my opinion.
	I know the death toll.
	I know the fact that he has houses outside of the state.
	He's complaining about Andrew Tate.
	Georgia.
	This guy is definitely from like Eastern European country or Polish or something.
	He fucking hates Russians.
	See, here's the thing, bro.
	He sent four messages, and I get the gist of it.
	I'm not going to read them all because I'm going to throw up.
	The ghost of Nintendo is so invested in his team support that he's defending a Jew, having millions of white men die.
	No more brother wars.
	Yeah, exactly.
	That's the issue.
	The point is just that he's made money off dead people.
	And he's going to leave the country when the war is over.
	And Ukraine's going to lose regardless.
	The only way you can support this war is if you want to see Russians die.
	If you're one of those people who hates Russia and you hate Russians and you want to see a total and complete genocide of Russian people, this is the war you support, especially if you don't care about Ukrainians.
	If you do care about Ukrainians, you want the war to be over, preferably favorably to Ukraine, but that's not going to happen.
	I live there.
	I know the divide of the country.
	The people on that side of the country in the Donetsk region, they speak Russian.
	And I know that's because during the Soviet era, they sent Russians out to these satellite states to populate them with Russians that are more loyal to the Russian government.
	But regardless, they speak Russian there.
	And a not insignificant number of the people in the land that's currently occupied support the Russian government.
	There were people, I knew people in Odessa who supported the Russian government.
	So it's a bad war.
	It's a bad war and it profits the white race none at all.
	Zneed for $100 by US mail says, those who say XMR is the only option, there is one widely adopted service that has withstood countless trials where you can send money to any American.
Occupied Land Support 00:15:12
	I really enjoyed the stream.
	Anyone can climb the ladder to victory.
	All you need to do is find it.
	That's exactly right.
	Base postal chads.
	Always on standby, willing to actually go to their post office and send money by mail.
	What a lad.
	What a lad.
	Thank you very much.
	Tori, if I don't sound too enthusiastic, it's because I have oysters in my throat.
	Disney Until Death for 5 says, I paid five bucks for this.
	And for that, I thank you.
	New Housewife for 3 says, hey, Josh, I saw this clip and it reminded me of your King Raymond 7.
	Hope you have a good weekend.
	Well, as I've established, I can't play videos on stream, but I will look at this.
	Oh, grab the Apache.
	Let's see.
	Okay.
	Go.
	This is classic.
	Yeah, I have my joystick here.
	I can fly.
	Okay, good.
	Or like the physics they added on Terraria.
	Okay.
	Now I know.
	Now I know.
	100%.
	You're not playing Terraria.
	You're not playing Terraria.
	No, you're not playing Terraria.
	I will not leave this channel and I will not stop harassing you.
	You can.
	So you're admitting that you're harassing me.
	You're admitting that you're being a giant dick.
	You're being a dickhead.
	You're lying to me.
	You told me.
	You been a bit of a giant asshole.
	You acted a fucking jerk thing.
	Calm down.
	You have to make it look like you're playing Terraria.
	Calm down.
	I will not calm down.
	Why?
	Why do you have to be such a jerk?
	I'm not being a jerk.
	I'm playing Terraria.
	You just told him to grab his joystick and get him the Apache.
	There is no Apache in Terraria.
	Or update.
	There are.
	There is no update.
	Nothing you can do that will get an Apache in Terraria.
	Oh, covering physics.
	Nothing you will do will get it in Terraria.
	You're done.
	Can you calm down?
	Terraria.
	Classic old trolling video.
	That's what I mean by like the trains.
	Like, he's mad that they're in the team speak channel for Terraria and playing some other games, so they're just with them talking about helicopters and shit.
	Excellent, thank you.
	Humble Guardsman for three says, Hi, how are you?
	Um, great, well, excellent.
	Thank you.
	Schwatzla Null for 10 says, Showed my wife Butter Dog and she loved it.
	She asked me how I came across it.
	I told her my friend Josh showed it to me.
	We are now friends whether you like it or not.
	I'm sorry, but you're constructing your own web of lies that will one day come crashing down on your head when she starts demanding more information about this Josh guy and his butter dogs.
	Uh, thank you.
	Bunker Housing for three says, If you're an American, have HIV and are in Mexico.
	What are your options for treatment compared to if you're in the U.S.?
	Cost, I'm sure you can get like prep for fucking pennies on the dollar in Mexico.
	You don't even prescription.
	Uh, Pancake Luchador for five says, Hey, Josh, hope you're having a good good fucking Lord.
	I can smell the oh, shut up.
	Yeah, what a terror.
	This, yeah, this guy made the super chat the beginning of the stream, and it was just like a gut punch.
	I didn't need to see that.
	Come on now, what a disaster.
	Ballistic characteristic for 20 says, Hello, and have a good weekend.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate it.
	You too.
	You have a great week, Emma.
	Space Allen for $50 says, Ham Jam.
	And I don't know if my emojis are broken again, but they do not show up, unfortunately.
	Here, watch.
	I'll do this.
	I have a thing.
	Um, where's my ham jam?
	This is yeah, that's the ham jam right there.
	Bam.
	Okay.
	Uh, cool.
	Thank you very much.
	Good luck.
	Seven for two says, Slovenia's capital is pronounced Leubliana.
	It means loved or the kissed.
	Well, there you go.
	This guy has invented a backronym way to pronounce this capital, which has no true pronunciation.
	And he even gave it a fake meaning, too.
	Isn't that lovely, chat?
	You have such creatives on this stream, such creative listeners.
	Sneed and Feden for one says, The world deserves a better Hitler, one that isn't homosexual, Mexican, Muslim, or a schizophrenic Negro.
	It's true.
	A better class of Islam to guide us into a white utopia.
	Unkind Nancy for five says, Congratulations, Fattis.
	I'm glad you're merely overweight now.
	Get yourself a Beyond Meat bacon cheeseburger in a backpack.
	I think I'll be having crackers instead today.
	Sorry, crackers.
	In case you're wondering, because I don't think anyone, I haven't said this on stream.
	I'm down 22 pounds, which means that I lost 22 pounds in just over a month of doing calories in and calories out.
	I think.
	I think I lost some weight too when I just cut out coffee creamer, but I've lost enough where I've met a two-pound a week goal going back to January 1st for the entire year.
	I'm quite happy about that.
	Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Masturbator for five, says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor thinking back when I think made in the Abyss is just stalker, but with pedophilia.
	I haven't watched Stalker either.
	I assume in the video game.
	I've never watched Made in the Best.
	I never watched Stalker, so I'm very bad at being able to comment on this.
	And anime is making me nauseous.
	I'm sorry.
	Jesus Christ for two says, as the father loved me, so have I loved you.
	That's nice to know.
	Hopefully, you can help my tummy out here for just a couple more minutes.
	Pirate Mike for 20 for 20 says, Happy Pizza Day.
	Please skip forward towards my Kiwi Green membership.
	I can't put Maddie's stuff towards Kiwi Farms.
	Sorry.
	Also, skip to 1:30 in this video for our top secret hero appearance.
	Please.
	Okay, well, he did say please.
	Let me see how long it takes to download this because people don't listen to me when I say I can't play YouTube videos on the browser anymore.
	It's 11 megabytes.
	Okay, I can do this.
	1130.
	Let's see.
	It's a code.
	Election Meltdown.
	Okay.
	I'm done.
	I don't know who this is.
	Who's this guy?
	Is this what he's?
	I don't know if I'm supposed to know who this is or who this is.
	Guest star secret.
	Is that like that overlay?
	Is that PPP?
	Who the fuck is that?
	I honestly don't know what you're trying to show me.
	I apologize.
	Was it Ralph?
	I have, I honestly have no idea what you're trying to show me.
	I'm sorry.
	I tried my best.
	Action Johnny for 10 says, I finally came back from rehab.
	I had a huge cocaine addiction and I kept yelling my name like a dumbass.
	I'm now simply called Mundane Johnny.
	Sounds like a good time, I guess.
	Thank you.
	Congrats on getting clean, by the way.
	I guess I should have said that.
	Wait.
	Give me a second.
	Just one second, Chuck.
	Big comment that says he's getting more.
	I'm not.
	I have a cracker, okay?
	Polly wants a cracker real fucking bad.
	Okay.
	Barilla Furman for one says nothing.
	Thank you, Barilla Furman.
	I appreciate it.
	Chuck Poster for five says, I can't sneeze.
	I'm sorry to hear that.
	Don't get caught on a police camera video because they don't like it when you say that anymore.
	Asian tech support for 10 says, Sup, cheeseboy.
	Nothing much, bro.
	How you doing?
	Oh, man.
	Holy fuck.
	You reminded me.
	I'm going on a tangent.
	I kind of do want to be done because I feel bad.
	But there's a song.
	If I can find this, it's in like 30 seconds.
	Let me see.
	It was like.
	Can I see?
	I wish there was like a thing where I could see like my recently played.
	I think I forgot what it was called.
	It was a weird ass song.
	And there's a lyric in it that just says, like, I'm addicted to blue cheese.
	I wonder if I Google that.
	Song lyrics.
	I'm addicted to blue cheese.
	Is this it?
	Oh, it is.
	It's called Whoopty by CJ.
	Okay, hold up.
	I don't know.
	I laughed when I heard this song, though.
	It's a really black song.
	Let me see if the lyrics.
	I like to see the lyrics for this.
	Here we go.
	That lyric makes absolutely no sense in case you're wondering.
	It just comes out of absolute fucking nowhere.
	And it just says this.
	I don't know why it's in a rap.
	It's like a proper rap black guy singing everything.
	It's like, it's not like a parody.
	He just loves blue cheese and he's singing about it.
	So I don't know.
	I guess it's wiggerish to like blue cheese now.
	Colea Dante for 10 says, it puts the BBQ sauce on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
	I don't know what that's a reference to, but it seems threatening.
	Thank you.
	Humble Guardsman for one says, Josh is a Vora expert.
	Oh, yes, I am.
	Sneeto for one says, that tranny sounds more retarded than Chris.
	It's true.
	He does.
	Judy Tester for says, unironically, I appreciate you bringing up how all the true shit affects women.
	It sucks out here for women who aren't handmaidens.
	It's true.
	Women are the white women, especially the most politically disenfranchised group in America.
	And whoever manages to figure out how to get white women to actually come on and vote for them is going to win elections moving forward.
	Sergeant Wizard Fist for 5 says, Thank you, Josh.
	Very base.
	We shall all eradicate the Turk Rochester and retake Constantinople.
	Based conversion pilled.
	Go, John the Baptist, and baptize to the extreme.
	Karonberger for two says, it was glazed over as a joke earlier in the episode, but it is a fact that Null is built for PBC.
	Fuck off.
	Big smoked oysters.
	I made myself nauseous trying to retrofit that.
	Mr. Manchester for 10 says, not going to lie, some chicken nuggets are good right now, dude.
	Tell me about it.
	I would love something, something soft on the stomach.
	The guy, the Croatian guy, says the thing.
	Thank you.
	Pseudosides for five says, hello, Josh.
	Happy Pi Day.
	Oh, it is Pi Day.
	Happy Pie Day.
	Happy Pie Day to all my science trainees out there digging holes and shit.
	Thank you.
	Dragoons for five says, thanks for the invitation here, Feeder, but I'm fasting.
	Grape leaves still suck rocks.
	Ew.
	How do you have such bad taste?
	Digital Euro D's nuts for two says, Eurofags, Monero allows you to donate verified has posters fully anonymously requiring zero government permission or oversight.
	It is your duty to seek out crypto-friendly businesses to help undermine the current financial system.
	Base in Monero pilled.
	Thank you.
	Neil for one says, I hope that bitch Beck suffers in California and stays there and doesn't move to a different state.
	Well, now that you've said that, you're going to, she's going to move right next to you.
	That's what's going to happen.
	Kole Dante for 10 says, no such thing as a hereditary Hebrew priestess.
	If there's any hereditary Jewish priestess, it's the Koahanim Cohens in various spellings and variations who are patrilineal.
	I don't know what that means.
	I thought Jewishness was matrilineal.
	I don't know what you're saying.
	Sorry.
	I don't know enough about my Jew fags, apparently.
	Poor Glack for one says, the Jeets at work are trying to make it so we have two-factor authentication for us to query our databases.
	Got to check out our phone for any database pull.
	Wow.
	That is probably due to PCI compliance.
	If you have cardholder information in your database, his PCI compliance is obsessed with that kind of shit.
	Like kind of like pointless security, quote-unquote security.
	Hey, Kikluchador for two says, when the road collapse, we do to the training tunnel, the people cheering it will simply say nothing.
	They will, only good thing will be the only good thing from that would be a buried idiot troop, but that's not going to happen.
	The sex slave will be the one dying in the tunnel.
	Meet Spaceman for two says, Good day, Josh.
	Thanks for the stream.
	I hope this is going well for you.
	Oh, it's going fantastic.
	Thank you.
	Snito for one says, what's the chances of this training getting crushed by his 800-pound F-35 driving on the road?
	TTD.
	Based F-35 drivers crushing tranny tunnels all night and day.
	Judy Tester for three says, let's do some culturally female hobbies this weekend, like pulling a gun on people you don't like, wanting to be naked in public, digging holes, computer science, and mathematics.
	Those fields, they don't want you to know this, but those fields are 90% women at this point in time.
	Unironically, real, genuine women.
	Unkind naysayer for two says, sorry, my super chats are never relevant Friday streams or my work hours.
	Just got to throw you some money and comment about last stream.
	LOL.
	Don't you worry.
	Don't apologize.
	It's okay.
	I'll suffer through the super chats as I do.
	Even when I'm sick.
	Brunier for five says, archive everything.
	Fuck YouTube.
	One of my favorite AI cover songs was removed from YouTube and now it's fucking gone.
	That sucks, bro.
	They do hate AI, even though it should be legal, but they complain.
	You know how it is.
	Young Pai Chang for 10 says, thank you, Josh.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate it.
	Orion from the Grillcast for 10 says, Turkish people being fat is way more common than you think.
	My GF is Turkish, and she's by far the smallest girl in her immediate family community, even though she weighs 255 pounds.
	That is a series of self-owns that is quite interesting.
	And I thank you for sharing all that.
	I appreciate learning more about Turkey.
	Of course, you know how I am about turkey.
	I just can't get enough of turkey.
	Thank you.
	Diluck 7 for 1 says, Medicare did stream on Tofiyachu, where her grandmother, grandma, sat in front of a motel.
	She was thrown out of.
	That's fucking gross.
	It's a shame.
	Shame she's no longer with us.
	Porglak for two says, if you were 600 pounds and had to clean yourself with a stick and a cool scientist offered you to give you tank treads or a baby yoga pot, which would you choose?
	Bro, I have absolutely no fucking idea with those questions.
	I'm going to pick tank treads that has tank in it.
	Dilak7 for 10 says, the way you pronounce Ljubljana is how Russia Greer talks normally.
	Well, maybe he's from Slovenia.
	He's adopted.
	Who knows?
	He could be Slovenian.
	Thank you.
	Cheese94 for 2 says, it would be amazing if we could choose a small variety of locales to read our super chats.
	We could include Ethan Rau, Fatrick, Chantal, and Queen Kafal could be options.
	Yeah, that's how it usually works.
	They have like AI synthesized voices.
	Like I think on Comfy's thing, they have Donald Trump.
	And okay, I need another cracker, chat.
Pronunciation Roasts 00:06:11
	Give me a second.
	Give me a second.
	I need another cracker.
	Blue cheese.
	I swear I'm addicted to blue cheese.
	I gotta stick to this paper like Unsleep.
	Bitch, I'm on my chicken like it's a two-piece.
	You can have your bitch back.
	She a groupie.
	She just wallowed all my kids in a two-seat.
	Swagged out.
	From the new you picking up.
	It's the best and rack stuck in the trap house.
	Open the 42, I'm blowing her back out.
	I'm back out bullshit.
	Swim back with a full clip.
	They say I'm with her rupeeless.
	And my supernova.
	I'm gonna take her to ruthless.
	I get the brief, then it's audios.
	If I'm with your trees, then she give it though.
	When I see police, then we gain low.
	That's another piece, that's another zone.
	Ice in the VVs.
	Now she got to get treesy.
	I got all this water on me like Fiji.
	Bitch, I'm posted up with hats in the sleazies.
	Smoking the size, they go straight.
	Okay, I'm back.
	I'm hanging in there, chat.
	Let's try it.
	Yeah, capital.
	Let's go.
	Let's go fast, chance.
	Go fast.
	Divisivity for five says, Jack the Luxor I kidnapped my dog, type 323 to fight.
	Free my dog.
	Free this homie's dog.
	Type 33.
	DB Delugs for 2 says, Aniza is the norm now.
	Welcome in the U.S. City and look at the 1834 demo.
	Literal MS Paint here garbage all over themselves.
	Gross.
	Tragic chat couldn't be me.
	Breadwash for 5 says, I'm only listening while at work, but you describing the baby's flathead and their shit mamas filled me with unyielding rage.
	Well, you and many, many, many, many other people in that thread.
	And only the snarks are Reddits.
	The bugs for one says, I remember you talking about Aniza crying about her father's Alzheimer's a while back.
	One of her family members messaged him.
	Hi, telling him that in reality, she doesn't give a fuck about her dad.
	Wow.
	Crazy.
	I can believe it.
	And MISUX Copen Sneed for 5 says, let me call in.
	No, Anima Sucks Copen Snake for 5 says Pizza Day.
	And then there's a link.
	I'm not opening that.
	I'm already nauseous.
	Perunberger for 2 says, Josh, we'll sit there and listen to DSP talk about pizza for 10 minutes uninterrupted, but cuts pizza.
	My pizza voicemail off.
	I see how it is.
	Fucked up, bro.
	Sorry, bro.
	Don't mean to disappoint.
	MA Sucks Copen Sneed says, Yeah, the fuck is up with the snark separates.
	They wouldn't let me and Chantal become eating that.
	Gross.
	Foxes for five says, you think you hate predators enough, but you don't.
	You really fucking don't.
	You absolutely cannot hate predators enough.
	The bugs for five says, the biggest crime of you talking about Jack Stefani on streams is not shitting and critiquing his house build.
	Bro, this better be fucking amazing.
	Whatever your sending name.
	Okay, that is funny.
	So that's Jack's house that he paid for.
	That was like what he picked off the website for blueprints.
	And that's what he got.
	I think he requested a few minor adjustments to the design.
	And Yeah, it doesn't really doesn't really meet expectations.
	Okay, next.
	NISS Cooper C45 says, Address the words that come out of my mouth.
	There is $5 attached here.
	Okay, you're happy.
	DB Deluxe for 2 says, years ago, Baldo shamed you for living out of a suitcase with your belongings.
	Have you placed your clothes into a dresser yet?
	Or is this a vagabond lifestyle persists?
	I do, in fact, have a dresser now.
	Koi Dante for 10 says, Ralph speaking to the homeless, mentally ill, incest victim with no skills who is hated by every member of her family, not actively violating her.
	You are about to have a downward spiral.
	I think he means in the internet career sense, which is the only thing that matters to him.
	NMA Sex Copen C41 says, work at Whataburger.
	No, I do not.
	President Nintendo for 2 says, long time super chat is a very strange way to describe our bromance.
	It's the best I could do on the spot.
	Haramberger for 2 says, clams help you slam, but oysters make her moisture.
	Ancient fish fucker wisdom.
	Might be true.
	This might make anybody adjacent to me moist.
	Humble Guardsman for 5 says, Sometimes I dream about cheese, bro.
	Same, bro.
	Fentard for 10 says, six months ago, heard this album album was kind of shit, but the intro has this voice of the saint.
	I know you would like to hear the saint in music.
	I don't know what you're referring to.
	I think you mean whoopty?
	I honestly don't know.
	Sorry.
	Octavia Sales Rep for five says, don't worry about cutting the caffeine for Lent.
	I'm drinking your share.
	Based.
	Thank you.
	Appreciate the help.
	Guy, Safari for 10 says, I'm dealing with a Ralph of my own, a loser that stalks me daily, makes up things about me, and targets friends and fans.
	How would you handle a goblin like this?
	Ignore him, document everything.
	If he goes across the line, report to the police.
	They'll never respond.
	And you might want to tell people to ignore him as well.
	Baldo Peggins for five says, hey, I just got here.
	What did I miss?
	Quite a bit.
	It's been a long stream, actually.
	You missed me doing the worst super chat read ever to fucking exist.
	Docs found for 10 says, I know you're trying to lose weight, but you can't just have zero carbs and then stand up for hours at your desk.
	You'll get hypoglycemic.
	Here's $10.
	Get some pizza.
	You'll feel better.
	I don't have zero carbs, but today I did just eat protein.
	Thank you.
	Humble Guardsman for 10 says, quality cracker eating ASMR.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	I'm happy to supply.
	Fentard for two says, forgot the link.
	Don't bitch out.
	Joutube doesn't have video.
	Okay, let's see what the song is.
	I'll eat a cracker while plays.
	How about that?
	This is a fuck it.
	Astral Consciousness full albums.
	You know what?
	They were making fun of my upper octave.
	Maybe I should just stay in one octave.
	Basically, this is kind of humiliating.
	What do you do?
	You just act like a monkey.
	I don't fucking plan the melody in my head.
	Are you kidding me?
	No, I just fucking hate keys and then repeat it and see if it sounds good.
	I sort of got a feel for up and I sort of got a feel for planning the notes a little bit.
	Mostly it's being a monkey, you know?
	Anti-patterns and shit.
	It's not so cool.
	It was a weird.
	That's pretty good.
	It's a downshifted version of the Temple OS thing.
	He's like, that's kind of sad, though, and you downshift it like that.
	Albert Wesker156 for 10 says, thanks for keeping the website up, Josh.
	Happy to hear about the weight loss.
Silly Pooh Video 00:04:24
	Keep it up.
	Thank you.
	Pimpman for 10 says, can you check out this five-second video?
	I did not realize that there was a buttercat.
	Thank you.
	See you next one says your pizza party comment reminded me of a soulless Walmart Facebook post where it was Walmart employee pizza party and every complete play was forced out of a smile.
	I think you saw the money thread.
	I've seen the Walmart Pizza Party song.
	Brisbane Lights for 10 says happy Friday.
	Thank you.
	Happy Friday.
	I appreciate it.
	Collier Dante for 20 says I make my own bloomy ryan cheese with mole I found it pretty good but wild Canberra strands and was toxic so I stopped super chatting one day you know I died a hero.
	Good luck cheese explorer.
	Thank you.
	Poop Tickler for two says fuck you Texas fuck Texas.
	Not even numerous for February says anime and uncredited for one says 21 pilots suck as fuck you.
	Okay, goodbye.
	On the spring down You'll do whatever you want to do, seven seven, just only seven seven, seven.
	But nothing changed the world in fantasy.
	Song.
	We are the love with our boats.
	Ooh, you are a forestone.
	All together, you never die.
	All together, and you must start the a one never ending game through the Arizona and they ride up and down.
	Hey, Hit the A seven boys All together on the stone and I hit the a one never ending game through the Addison and I rider up and down.
	Hey, it's the A seven boys all together on the stone and mine seven days, And together it is all about me Seven, seven and more than seven seven, seven.
	We are 11 gold without boats.
	All together, you never done, All together, and you're gonna start the A one never ending gate through the Arizona and the rider up and down.
	Hey, Hippy A Seven Boy, Shut and Waves, All together on the stone and down Hey, Hippie A one never ending gate through the Addisona and a rider up and down.
	Hey, Hitchy A Seven Boys and Travis, All together on the stone and mine, seven famous memories on
	the end of it.
	Up and down Hey, Hippy A Seven Boys, We Travis, All together on the stone and mine, Hippie a one never ending gate through the Arizona and their rider up and down and roll.
Broken Hoopstirp Upload 00:00:26
	So I did throw up, which is why the video was broken.
	This is a video by Silly Pooh.
	It's called Hoopstirp.
	It's her, she does these very esoteric videos in that style.
	If you're interested in seeing the full video, it has references to locales and stuff if you're interested.
	It is on our YouTube channel.
	This is her Women's Day video.
	I gotta go.
	Have a great weekend, chat.
	Bye-bye.

Chapters

00:01:26 Late Stream Preparation
00:02:49 Casting Severus Snape
00:07:42 UK Poverty Report
00:12:47 Diablo Immortal Sapphires
00:17:17 Gunpoint Confrontation
00:24:24 Taylor Lorenz Scandal
00:39:46 Anti-Trans Policy Debate
00:52:06 Severe Infant Neglect
01:07:02 Emerlyn's Hygiene Struggles
01:22:26 Wrestler Ban Incident
01:24:39 Josh's Ringtone Alarm
01:29:34 Chaotic Knuckle Tattoos
01:34:42 Random Tattoo Choices
01:38:42 Korean Public Disrespect
01:44:34 CPS Investigation Triggered
01:48:58 Pedophile Worship Claims
01:56:05 Ralph's Drunken Tweet
02:03:25 Christian Hentai Confusion
02:19:09 Jeffrey Epstein Notes
02:34:12 Ariana Grande Gossip
02:48:22 Russian War Profiteering
02:51:24 Occupied Land Support
03:06:36 Pronunciation Roasts
03:12:48 Silly Pooh Video
03:17:12 Broken Hoopstirp Upload