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June 21, 2024 - Mad at the Internet
02:51:27
1 Year of Hamster

Host celebrates Pizza Day and the "News Hamster" anniversary while condemning a Juneteenth Oakland shooting where 15 died after an illegal street takeover. He accuses Minecraft YouTuber Finster of "pink pilling" minors, selling sex toys, and undergoing facial feminization surgery. The episode critiques Noah Gajdusek's conspiracy claims, mocks Bossman Jack's $175,000 gambling win followed by an $180,000 loss, and ridicules King Cobra JFS's 6,000-calorie steak hack. Ultimately, the stream addresses FBI rumors, forum dynamics, and culinary failures before ending with a song about tanks and hostile lands. [Automatically generated summary]

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Watching Ads On Facebook 00:02:52
I remember Doom back when games were games and they weren't just faggots playing dress up as anime cartoon characters and some kind of open world game where you worked a second job to get fake gold.
Yep.
Back in my day, you just shot damons.
Hello, chat.
It is June 21st, 2024, and this is Friday.
It means it's Pizza Day, actually.
I moved Pizza Day back to Friday.
I felt that it was more appropriate.
I hope you guys have had a great week.
It is the end of the week.
I'm sure everybody's very excited.
I know that I'm speaking to the audience that works.
I have the Tuesday audience that doesn't work, and then I have the Friday audience that does work.
I think I should do some custodial things, right?
First of all, I watched a Louis or Louis, I guess he doesn't like to go by Louis.
Louis Rossman video where he was talking about YouTube coming after him for the blue, gray, graybird, blue, blue, gray, blue J. Gray J. Gray J app.
That's what it's called.
So I've set up a Gray J social account on Harbor Social.
So this is the official account for that.
So to support the project, I hope to hope that he is successful in circumventing YouTube's monopoly on entertainment because YouTube, as I've discussed in previous episodes, is trying to fuck with your ability to not watch ads.
I hate ads and since I grew up on the internet, basically divorced from ads, didn't watch TV.
And every time I watched TV, even 10 years ago, I was like, wow.
Ads are fucking awful.
You have a 20-minute long video that's stretched by 40 minutes because of every goddamn break needs an ads.
And I've just not had ads.
Now they're really, really trying to get me to watch ads.
And I absolutely fucking will not watch ads.
And I will do everything, literally everything, including not watching anything to avoid not watching ads.
So I've set this up.
And it's one of the few, a couple of things I've actually set up recently.
I haven't advertised these very aggressively, but I have set up an Instagram Facebook page.
Like if you just go to facebook.com slash man at the internet, that's my page.
And then I've also set up a man at the internet group.
So if you go to facebook.com slash groups slash man at the internet, that's like a private group that I barely set up.
I may in the future start streaming to those channels as well, not Instagram because you require a 9x16 resolution.
Refusing To Watch Ads 00:03:40
I'm not streaming on that.
But for the Normie book page, I might, because I've never done that before.
I'm always a fan of exploring things and getting in trouble.
Pissing off new audiences.
Pissing off new platforms.
And yeah, the only issue is that that requires like 60 days before you can stream on Facebook because people keep doing things like killing themselves on Facebook Live.
And Facebook's like, well, that's not good for our stock value.
And then you have to wait 60 days to stream.
So I'm just waiting that out.
But I do check the membership request every so often.
So if you're interested in joining that, you can.
Nothing's happening on it yet.
But I would like to diversify my presence as much as possible because, as it turns out, even on lesbians platforms, it turns out you can just be terminated anytime.
So let's put on the news hamster.
It appears that the news hamster is in a party hat chat.
Why?
Why is this?
I think we may need a little flashback to June 23rd, 2023 chat.
It's mostly news.
Thankfully, somebody at the last second has provided me a very cute thing for my stream.
Look at this.
Watch.
Boom.
It covers the date just like I wanted.
So I can be super lazy about it.
It appears to be hand-drawn or something.
It's animated.
There's a hamster.
He's at a news desk.
It's very cute.
It's just perfect.
Let me get it right.
Hold on.
Let me find this real quick.
He just sent it to me.
Good night, night.
As in good night to a night.
Very, very fascinating.
All right.
Very, very cute.
It has been one year.
Well, not one year today, but in two days.
And I won't be streaming on that day.
So this is the closest I can get to it.
Not only did the user who drew the party hat, and I'll get his name real quick.
I wrote it down.
It is Haxajourneyed Rat, which is kind of a mean name in the consideration of these things.
He also drew a picture.
Here we go.
Now, there's an incorporation of all the various hams which have been featured in the years since the introduction of the news hamster.
Everyone, apparently, it's a big, it's a fun thing for the artist, I guess, because they've drawn not only the party ham as an.
Oh my god, it even has holiday sauce on the pizza.
That's so cute.
There is the femme ham.
Amazing attention to detail.
The femme hamster is the only hamster whose legs are not spread apart.
That is a very funny thing to include into your drawing.
I have noticed that.
There's the China ham because I talk about China too much, apparently.
Then what was the anarchy ham?
It was a death to advertiser ham or something.
And then the Baldo ham who has passed out on the ground.
Very cute.
I appreciate this fan art, especially the incorporation of all the colors and stuff.
It fits very like it fits if I could just hide everything else real quick.
It fits perfectly into the display.
Awesome.
I appreciate that.
One year with him.
I can't believe it's only a year, to be honest with you.
Okay, so let's see.
What's our news ham news story?
It is that there was a Juneteenth event in Oakland of all places, and it went about as well as you would expect.
Let's check it out.
Fixing The Rumble Archive 00:02:17
No, they shoot me at the test.
This nigga shot.
He shot right here.
Um, give.
Give me a second, real quick.
Let's see.
Rumble is not working on.
I apologize.
I just noticed that.
It is true that the Rumble video is not working.
And that is not my fault, I promise.
Let me try really quick if I can fix that with the restream service.
I do actually see it say that the Rumble's not working.
Which is extremely fucking annoying.
But luckily, I think I can fuck with it midstream.
Hopefully, we'll get over that.
While I'm killing some, while I'm doing this, I should mention that I have been working on the archive of the forum.
And I have gotten the archive all the way back to May 24th, which is when Ricada was arrested.
My goal is to do one video a day in terms of getting the archive up.
It's going to take weeks, even at one video a day.
But I am working on that.
I'm also updating the RSS feed again in a timely way because now I have the bandwidth.
Even though my connection is literally only twice what it was before, I was literally uploading at dial-up speeds.
I couldn't, it was inconceivable of me to properly upload shit.
Okay, it looks like the Rumble thing is fixed.
I apologize for that.
But it's fixed now.
So just clerically, I am working on that.
Now, back to the content in hand, the Oakland.
I want to just admire the soundscape of this real quick.
I'm gonna replay it.
Oakland Altercation Soundscape 00:09:13
No, it ain't shootin' anything!
I love just, like, the ambience.
Like, you have like a mob of people, the casual gunshots in the background.
It sounds like a video game or something.
There's the story with this.
Juneteenth event, the African-American population of the United States doing demonstrations in peace, and then a sideshow happened.
And this is our word of the day, chat.
A sideshow.
A sideshow is African-American vernacular English.
And what it means is a group of people, usually of a particular persuasion, riding on vehicles, usually ATVs or similar small, more mobile vehicles, will block off a segment of the street illegally without permits, and then do some kind of performance on their vehicles on the street.
Now, this happened to happen during the Juneteenth celebration.
And this resulted in someone becoming very upset that they could not drive down the fucking road because there was an impromptu indigenous tribal folk dance happening on an ATV in their way.
So they pulled out their gun, as is their Second Amendment right, and started firing at the people in the sideshow, which is why we now hear these popping sounds in this video that happened to be recorded.
I believe, if that is the case, if that's what actually happened, that is completely and totally justified.
I can't pop.
If I was on, if, look, I'm sorry, if you illegally block the road and get shot for it, if I'm on the jury, he ain't getting convicted.
I don't give a fuck if you are 18 years old, just starting your life on your way to college.
You got accepted into the medical law school.
If you had a minor degree in rocket surgery, you were working on.
If you had eight kids, if your mama loved you very much, if you were blocking the road and got shot, you deserved it.
That's just how it is.
There was no legitimate purpose for blocking that fucking road and someone laid your ass out.
I am voting to acquit.
It does not matter what the law says.
Doesn't matter how persuasive the state is in their case.
I am voting to acquit that motherfucker because you deserved it.
Such is life.
Okay.
That's the Juneteenth event.
Next one is a trans whammen, Mia Bailey, accused of killing parents and allegedly admitted that she would do it again.
And I think that we're going to do it.
We're going to because I don't want to get rid of the party hamster.
I think we can do like a two-for-one right now.
Damn.
We're going to hang out together.
She's invited to a party chat.
That's what's happening here.
Mia Daily says that the trans whaman accused of gunning down her parents in cold blood said she would do it.
Actually, before I go to this, I forgot.
There was something I was going to show you.
Oakland, Juneteenth.
Shooting.
I can't remember who it was.
It might have been the mayor or something.
I love the.
Sorry, I'm completely distracted now, but I wanted to show you the news story, by the way.
I forgot to line it up.
So this is the Associated Press.
15 shot dead after a sideshow took over a peaceful Juneteenth celebration in Oakland.
Police say more than 50 showcasings were recovered at the scene.
Around 20 vehicles, mostly all-trained vehicles and dirt bikes arrived at 8.15 and started a sideshow on the north side of the lake as 5,000 people attended the Juneteenth event.
Known as street takeovers.
The that's not the right.
The AP1 doesn't include the funny quote.
I want to say it was either five.
There's a funny quote from either the sheriff or CNBC, actually.
Sorry, I know this is shoddy reporting, but here's a quote.
The crowds were peaceful until 8:15.
A fight broke out as crowds headed towards the altercation.
Officers located victims who were shot by the gunfire.
No arrests had been made.
They don't even know how many shooters there were.
At some point, someone or multiple people fired 50 shots into a crowd, injuring multiple in public, in broad daylight, during a federal holiday celebration.
And yeah, we have no fucking idea.
We have literally not a fucking clue.
That doesn't inspire confidence in the criminal justice system.
I don't know what does.
There's a quote.
I'm so pissed.
So we thought we heard fireworks.
Mostly peaceful.
Oh man, I'm never going to be able to find this quote.
It was like a direct quote from the sheriff who was investigating it or something.
I feel like such a dipshit.
I had this ready to go and I completely fucked it up.
I need to get past it, though, if I can't find this.
maybe it was cbs i wonder if i wonder if um if they've like changed it If they like removed the quote or something.
Oh, that pisses me off.
I bet you they did fucking change it.
I remember it was like the CBS report for it.
And it had a mention of the funny quote.
Okay, I'm going to have to give up on this.
Sorry, I fucked it up.
One more time.
Oakland.
June 18th shooting AP News, CBS News, ABC 7.
That's not it.
I can't remember what I can't remember what it was that was so funny.
Because it was the fact that it was like the It was an indigenous person who happened to be serving in public government who made the quote, and that's why it was so funny to me.
Because the thing that he said was that it was very dismissive of the sideshow.
Oh!
Oh, here we go.
I found it.
Okay, great.
Sorry.
Now I remember what it was.
The guy that gave the press conference reported on why there were so many casualties.
And he's like saying, we have everything from minor gunshots or flesh wounds to loss of fingers.
Some individuals are still being treated in critical condition.
The fights escalated into people.
Multiple people discharging their police are facing horse questions.
They don't know how many shooters there were.
But this guy, I think, I don't know if this is a mistake.
This is like a lapse in reporting.
Because some of these articles say that they don't know how many shooters there were.
But then this guy said it looks like multiple people took out guns.
So what it was, it was like a propa nigga moment where they had like an altercation.
Everybody was strapped.
Everybody pulled out their guns.
Everybody fired like 50 rounds.
That's like in California, they have a mag limit of like 10 rounds per magazine.
So that's five guns that are pulled out and emptied is what I'm reading from this.
And then at the end, it says this.
Okay, I don't remember.
That's not the quote, but the mention of a police car reminded me.
There was a delayed police response because of the sideshow.
So the sideshow blocked traffic, caused the altercation.
Five people pull out their guns in mag dump, and then the cops can't respond because the streets are blocked by the sideshow.
So they delay their own emergency response as they're shot at because they block the fucking roads to go dirt biking in the middle of a city street for no fucking reason.
This, this right here is why Abraham Lincoln sent hundreds of thousands of American soldiers to die for the Union so that in the future, in 2024, 150, 100, not even,
like 160 years now, 160 years after the end of the Civil War, black people can block off the streets, stymie emergency responders, and empty magazines into each other at point-blank range over a dispute over the blocking of the roads as they celebrate their own emancipation.
By the way, really just amazing.
Manhunt Over Road Blocking 00:02:53
Okay, back to the tranny.
The Utah woman accused of gunning down her parents in cold blood said she would do it again in a chilling addition to cops after she was arrested following an extensive Extensive manhunt.
She was arrested after a manhunt.
You can't tell me that's not intentional.
The person that wrote this has a degree in journalism.
You mean to tell me that's not intentional?
Mia Bailey, 28, was arrested near the Mormon Temple in St. George on Wednesday morning, several hours after her mother and father were found dead at their home.
Once in custody, Bailey, who recently changed her legal gender name, allegedly confessed that she wanted to her parents' home with the intention of killing them, as well as her brother.
KSL TV reports citing the arrest affidavit.
I would do it again.
I hate them, Bailey said to the officers, referring to her parents.
Mia openly describes her hatred of her brother, the documents added.
Bailey allegedly also shot at her brother through a locked door, but he was able to escape the bloody scene and call 911 from a neighbor's house, according to KSL TV.
Mia.
This is him, by the way.
That's a very, very, very flattering picture.
Filters cranked up and shit.
This is what she looks like.
And then in a Facebook post, he posted, you may bowl 10 times without getting accounts as the lanes occasionally glitch out and fail to count the correct pens.
Oh, so this is like a negative review of a local like bowling alley.
In these cases, you have to manually enter the score to solve the issue unless you get a strike.
You must roll heavier since certain bowling lanes are slippier than others.
On a non-dedicated league night, I went bowling, and this old guy's wife decided to come up to me and berate me for bowling at the same time I was mining my own lane in business.
On top of 100 individuals conversing at once, there was a pull in other games going on and there are other so-called leagues, players bowling concurrently.
Professional bowlers often play against other professionals.
The employee and the owner are transphobic, which is why I believe, which I believe to be discrimination against me, and they made up rules targeting me with such bigotry.
Sorry, you have to go to the tranny lane.
The tranny lane is the one in the far end that has the broken surface that's not waxed quite as good as the other ones.
And also the camera for detecting your pin count is busted on that one.
Tyson Call Of Duty Bio 00:16:10
But trust me, it's a special accommodation just for you and your ginger.
Have fun with that.
And he's like, no, you can't do this.
You can't do this to me.
This is a response from my local in the area.
Marty, Marty, says, life is so weird.
The double murder suspect, Mia Bailey, would come into Kohl's every once in a while, but this last couple of weeks, I saw her a few times.
She would only check out with me with her purchases, and she would always have her bangs pulled forward on her forehead with little butterfly berets holding them in place.
She's a bit eccentric and did not stand out.
Bizarre situation.
Oh, you didn't stand out, huh?
There was no warning signs.
No warning signs, right?
Nothing.
Nothing to give you a little hint.
There might be an issue.
Okay.
I'll take your word on that.
That's it for the news, but I will leave the party ham up.
This is not, it's his party.
And he can cry if he wants to.
This is just some general gay bashing.
Alpha Fox posted this.
This can't be real.
And then here appears to be an advertisement for Holtax to have them explain it.
Hey everyone, it's Injector Chris here at Lush Little Aesthetics.
I'm here with my friend Christian, and today we're going to be doing Holtox.
Holtox is exactly what it implies.
It's Botox for your whole.
It relaxes center muscles to make bottoming easier.
Patients love this procedure because it's safe, effective, comfortable, and allows them to bottom with confidence.
The words safe and effective now have a negative meaning to me.
If you hit me with safe and effective, I know that shit is cancer.
I know that shit is going to give me a loose asshole.
Okay.
I'm not taking anything described by anybody in any position of power or prestige or anyone related to the medical profession if it's described as safe and effective.
Fucked up.
It really just goes to show you how natural homosexual sex is when they have to inject a botulism toxin directly into their sincture so that they can take a dick up their ass without feeling the pain.
Really, it just shows you that love is love.
And when they get high on methamphetamine and horse tranquilizer so they can K-hole while they take up the B-hole, it really is just the same as you and I.
It's really just the exact same thing.
I just want to show you this to horrify you.
Next, Chris Tyson.
So a guy came out.
His name was like Prism or something.
And he put out multiple very long videos about Chris Tyson apparently talking inappropriately to a 13-year-old.
Then, unfortunately, because this guy is like just in it for the clout and didn't really think about how identifying all this shit might cause him to go into like hiding and start deleting shit.
Thankfully, the response from the Kiwi Farms was along these lines.
Sorry, I like that song.
This will be the outro song for the stream, by the way.
This is the guy, and he is like a literal soy boy retard.
And he's like, yeah, I should be the one to break that Chris Tyson, one of the most powerful and influential content creators on YouTube, associated with the most powerful and publicly known YouTuber of all time right now.
Yeah, I should be the guy to do this.
And he didn't take his.
Oh, he even has a Sonichu medallion.
That's great.
That's great.
That's wonderful.
Good job, boy.
Anyways, people did hunt down his secret Reddit account, which has since been deleted.
He did say the dreaded in word many times, such as the time he says, neighbor, daddy, fuck me, please, 420.
It's a couple years ago.
I mean, in 2016, I guess.
His name was Tyson Boy34.
He has deleted everything at this point in time, but most of it's been archived.
And there was this clip that was found.
And if you check real closely, you know, like Mark Cook, back there, there is a poster, and that is the Shadman drawing of a lollycon that he literally hung up in his living room where his kids played.
So that's like a pornographic image of like a little girl by Shadman.
They just hang up there.
And we found video proof that this is a real thing.
That actually happened.
That wasn't just a joke.
He did keep it there.
Literally the only decoration in his entire room.
The only thing else hang up on the wall is a TV.
So the TV and then the lollygun drawing.
On his Twitter, on this like secret Twitter account and Reddit account, there's all sorts of like lollycon shit and stuff.
I haven't had the opportunity to like fully go through and listen to the Tyson stuff yet.
But I just wanted to point out that it is out there.
And potentially, I mean, the thing is that it's Chris Tyson.
Like, he's not going to get thrown out.
Mr. Beast is never going to have to deal with the consequences of letting this fucking weirdo be on his show.
As far as he's concerned, like, there's no reason to get rid of him because it's just free DEI at this point, which is a shame.
But there's nothing to be done about it.
If he wants to chat up 13-year-olds, despite the best efforts to delete at this point, it's like, well, nothing's going to happen.
Speaking of, nothing.
I actually did listen through all this shit.
Finster did do like a response on his Twitch stream.
And the gist of this is that, Nina, Nina Boo-Boo, you can't touch me.
You can't touch me.
I'm going to do whatever I want.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
So I will subject you to this and I'll do a reaction to each one of these clips.
X Josh, this dude, he was, this guy was, or is the owner of Kiwi Farms, if you've heard of it.
It's basically, I looked in, I had to get told about the guy, so I googled him.
So this guy, like, sorry, I'm dead naming Twitter X even.
Anyway, so this guy had an issue with me, and he made a thread, which was so goddamn funny.
And I had like this whole video planned.
I was gonna like, oh, dude, I was gonna do a video on it.
But he's banned, and it's not really worth it.
Hold on, let me do.
Hold on.
The sheer giddy and jubilation he has in knowing that Elon Musk and the Janny trainees of X will just ban people for whatever fucking reason.
Oh yeah, this isn't an issue anymore.
Elon took care of it for me.
The Janny trainees on X took care for me.
Also, just like the disrespect to the audience, knowing that it'll be clipped.
Yeah, I'm going to be like a gross faggot the entire video.
And when it gets clicked and listened to, people know that I'm a gross faggot.
And I have zero respect for them.
And I'm not going to address these seriously because I don't have to because the Janny trainees will sweep it up for me.
I took like a screenshot of the original tweet because I wanted to show someone about it.
One minute.
Let me see if I can find it.
That's porn.
Give me a second.
Just like so porn sick that he pulls out his phone and tries to find anything.
It's just like, oh, and so flipping about him too.
Like, yeah, I know that I'm streaming and shit on Twitch, but I can talk about being like a gross gooner all I want.
Shit.
Anyway, so this guy, he made a thread about, this was the original thread.
Look how many views it got.
This is fucking crazy.
This blew up over on Twitter.
It got like, this was the original tweet.
The first sentence in this is the bet I genuinely contemplated changing my Twitter bio Finster, Jude Howard, that is my full name.
Thank you.
The Times docks me first.
It doesn't matter.
A pornographer and children's entertainer on Twitch.
Hey, chat.
Hey, chat.
You know, you remember the children's entertainer bit?
I love that.
Because half of this thread and the replies, obviously, the thread's deleted, so I can't find it, which it sucks.
But all the replies are like, don't dox yourself.
Dude, this is out there.
All the replies are just like, he's this fucking, streams Roblox and Minecraft and like, this is, dude, I gotta show you a quick thing.
You can check this.
I don't know.
I get that no one has time to do any of this.
But like, if you go onto this website, just Twitch tracker, you don't even need to scroll through my thing.
You just press games.
And you can see that just FYI, I have not streamed a video game.
Any video game.
Not even, not even Minecraft or a kid's game.
Any video game.
Since this is a sorry, I'm gonna go hard on this one.
This is a pet peeve, dude.
This is a pet peeve of mine because even if you still fucking Google me, or like even in God PhilosophyTube's video, she goes, like, oh, it's a gamer, a gaming streamer.
No, I don't do games anymore, man.
I quit that shit a year ago.
10 months ago, he says a full year ago.
That's not true.
He was streaming.
His last Minecraft video is his Minecraft, his like fucking YouTube channel for Minecraft is still up.
It's less than 10 months ago that he put out a video on his main channel, which is the fundamentals of his popularity.
He didn't gain notoriety.
He didn't gain half a million subscribers by being a tranny on Twitch.
He gained half a million subscribers by being a Minecraft YouTuber.
Now, I ask you, who watches a Minecraft YouTube video?
Probably kids.
I discussed this on the first time that I talked about this, but it's like it's such a snake way of addressing that point.
Like, you can complain all you want that people think that you're a video game streamer.
And the answer is that people think that you're a video game streamer because you stream video games for almost your entire career.
It's the only reason why anyone knows who the fuck you are.
You're not just some weird ghetto trash no-viewer tranny streamer, of which there are like a thousand on Twitch.
And he finds it very funny to be called a pornographer and children's entertainer because he knows we currently live in a time frame where being a gross sex pest with an inappropriate relationship to kids has no penalty.
If you're doing it under the guise of gender activism, then you can get away with literal murder at this point in time and nobody bats an eye.
Even when you get millions of people paying attention to what you're doing, you can just get people deleted.
You can get content removed anywhere on the internet.
You can wave it away.
You can laugh about it.
You can make it your bio as like an in-joke.
And nothing happens as a consequence.
And he knows it.
There was, dude.
Okay.
Anyway, sorry.
I hate this.
You used to.
My Wikipedia thing used to be like gamer.
Dude, awful.
If you say you're underage, you'll be banned.
Agreed.
Good.
Rightly so.
The only game that I have.
So his role on Twitch and Discord.
Or sorry.
Okay.
So this is how this works.
I have seen his Discord.
I've actually archived all of his Discord.
And I've spent some time looking through it and searching for specific terms.
If you are, if you say that you're underage, you're allowed to be underage in his Discord.
You're not allowed to be underage and admit to watching his Twitch stream.
If you say in his Discord that you watch him on Twitch and you're known to be underage, they will try to ban you from his chat.
But that doesn't mean, you know, anything.
Obviously, he has a significant underage fan base.
I can prove this, by the way.
I can prove this with very contemporary contemporaneous chat logs.
In particular, I have chat logs indicating something which he would deny in regards to being a groomer.
And I can conclusively prove that he is involved in kingpilling kids.
And I'm just going to have to wait until more appropriate time to drop that at this point.
I've streamed one game in the last two years and it was Call of Duty.
Not my best selection of game, but you know, caught like an 18 plus game.
And I played it for 0.2% on my channel.
I played for two hours.
Exactly the same time as I played Half-Life, which makes a lot of sense, actually.
Call of Duty, a 18-plus game?
Call of Duty.
What's the most recent one?
I'm kind of curious.
I don't keep up with Call of Duty.
Released in 2024, Call of Duty Black Ops 6.
Rated, does it even get ESRB ratings anymore?
ESR.
Was this not out?
Is that why?
It doesn't have a rating.
What?
The Wikipedia page doesn't list its ESRB rating.
So then again, ESRB could just be so old that it doesn't say how old you have to be to play it in the U.S. Though I think, like, to say it's an 18-plus game is fucking absurd.
Like, there's no more stigmatized demographic for being squeakers and raging teenage boys than the people who play Call of Duty.
So that's kind of, it is rated M. What does that mean you have to be 17 plus to buy it?
It's fucking ridiculous.
Anyway.
So.
Sort by last scene.
Can I do that?
Yeah.
Look at that.
Let's fucking go.
Just chatting.
Pools are in hot tubs from that, from the thingy ma shit.
And then COD and then Minecraft.
Hell.
Yeah, dude.
A fateful day.
I have stopped gaming, I'm like a fucking, I feel like I got old.
I stopped playing video games.
I did play a game.
I played a game last night, though, the one that, um, body cam.
I played Body Cam.
The game where it's like super hyper-realistic and is terrifying to play, by the way.
I don't know if you've played the Body Cam game yet.
You're 23, dude.
I know.
I just feel like I'm old now.
And never too old to be a gamer.
No, okay, sorry.
I'll change old.
I feel like I'm boring now.
Because I don't.
There's um Anyway.
There's uh anyway.
So, okay.
Anyway, this tweet thread got made, blah, blah, blah.
Um, basically.
Okay, I'll pause it there to show you the channels.
What's really weird is that if I...
So this is his main channel.
Mine...
I showed this on stream as well.
Minecraft YouTuber, shoop-de-whoop, diamond armor thing.
Last video 11 months ago.
Itch, they updated mining expedition.
Dude, I was just mining.
Look at this.
Okay, I want you guys.
I didn't play this on streams.
I want you guys to give me like an over-under.
What age demographic do you think that this is developed for?
Go into my island.
I mine on this thing.
Max rated best thing ever.
Cobblestone cube.
I forgot what it's called.
I think it's called a tower.
I don't know.
1,500, right?
For mining?
Which was more than I remembered it.
So then I went over here and then I went, okay.
And I mine this for a second.
And yeah, this is way better.
1,500.
That's about.
Yeah, I would say that this is like for like 40-year-olds.
40-year-old women.
I imagine that someone's mom would watch this.
I think that's the target demographic.
Finally, oh my god.
All right.
OnlyFans Shorts Credit Card 00:14:29
It's weird though, because you like, this is the guy, right?
You take it.
The verified half a million subscriber YouTube content creator for Minecraft.
And then you search it and it's like this shit.
Like, look at this shit.
Look.
It's right there.
There it is.
But when you search, you get his training account, which is just called Finster Live.
And this is where he talks about sex hormones for kids.
Like, does the pool streamer got all his shorts so he can integrate into that.
Oh, look, 1.7 million views on this.
God can strike me down if I'm lying.
That motherfucker's shit.
I'm shooting.
I'm shooting so hard.
It's the eyelashes.
Look.
Dude, watch this.
Just like fucking gross.
It's just right there.
It's like he didn't even, he didn't rebrand.
He didn't do anything.
He's not like a fucking game streamer.
Here's the weird tranny shit.
Here's him and his tranny boyfriend hanging out at a Comic-Con.
And yeah, here's his YouTube video account that has half a million subscribers.
He's going to say, yeah, that's not me.
Miss me with that.
That was 11 months ago.
Fuck you.
It's shitting on the thing of like.
Oh, sorry.
The whole tweet thread is about...
It was made about that I was doing the charity thing.
Now, the fun thing about that is it's basically like behind the scenes.
And obviously, all of this is just speculation from people, which is really funny.
So I really appreciate the line.
Delivering hormones to children, which is not going to be done.
I don't know where the fuck that fact got.
I don't know how the fuck that happened.
This is, even if you, dude, why did I not fight?
God, Twitter should not.
I'm actually on the side of this guy.
I should probably say, Twitter should not have banned him.
Like, yeah, sure.
He spread misinformation and everything.
But I wanted to fucking talk about it.
And also, he didn't even get banned for this, I don't think.
He got banned for like, I get that he got like everything wrong, but you're coming in and giving surgery to children through their windows.
I am.
There was like, fuck, I lost where I was.
Goddamn, my place was.
Yeah, okay.
He got banned for like making like a Nazi joke.
Like, he said something along the lines of like, it was, it's Pride Month, and then he tweeted, like, there was a picture of like a Pride flag on the White House, and he said something.
What did I miss?
Whoa, so much.
I'm the little genetic freak now.
Anyway, I'm an experiment that I'm doing on my own body.
It's fun.
There's, but the guy said something along the lines of like, this pride, he tweeted a picture of a pride flag at like the American, the White House or something.
It was some government building.
And he said, like, some.
12 months subbing to the gremlin.
Hell yeah.
Something along the lines of like, oh, like, I or people that I know would rather live under the Nazi flag than this.
And then he got banned.
Which, honestly, is kind of a tame joke for Twitter.
I don't think that that's...
I'm defending this guy.
I don't think that he should have got banned for that.
But, you know.
The denial that he was trying to get hormones to kids is bizarre.
There's a 15-minute long video that was attached to the first tweet that wasn't 15 minutes long, but it was a clip from a 15-minute long video where he was setting up a charity for the express purpose of helping quote-unquote trans youth transition.
Well, what the fuck does that mean?
I guess you could try and sugarcoat it and say, well, there's other parts of social transition besides taking xenoestrogen and shit like that.
But that's the main premise of it is to get hormones to kids.
And he was freaking out because to solidify this, you can't just dress it up as saying, well, this is helping kids who are in trouble get access to doctors or whatever.
Because the second bit of that was the legislation reaction where the Parliament of the United Kingdom had passed a ban on administering hormones to children for the purposes of treating gender dysphoria, which he took issue with.
And he said he was freaking out about.
And all the doctors that he had networked with for this charity were freaking out about it because that means that you can't get estrogen into the hands of little boys.
So to say that he wasn't trying to do that is a lie.
But of course, he doesn't.
He knows that.
He doesn't care.
He's joking.
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.
Anyway, he gave me a shout out to that I did a collab with Bell.
Hell yeah, you're goddamn right.
Dude does pornography.
Oh, dude.
Oh, fuck, man.
Hold on, let me read this through.
Look at this.
Judith's pornographic videos.
Belt of Feem, one of the most successful porn stars, has collaborated with him to help reach his target audience.
Horny boys, what a gross, gross way to say adult ID checked.
Like, adults.
I don't know.
I was going to say men.
Okay, let's do this real quick.
Finster Twitch.
Finster, not signed in, no ID check.
He says that this is required to access his pornography.
Go to Finster.
It links to his Twitter account.
Go to the Twitter account.
Let's see.
This is all porn.
If you scroll down, it's just tranny porn.
And there's the OnlyFans link.
And so I went from one, I went to the pg13 twitch.tv.
I opened his account.
I clicked the designated website, which he points to.
It says her pronouns are he, him, spicy, pointing index finger to the OnlyFans link.
And then here I am on the porn account, last seen 44 minutes ago, world's number one Finnboy.
So you tell me what the point of doing collabs with other pornographers are.
Many teenage boys are going to be familiar with Bella Delphine.
They're going to avariciously collect anything that she's involved in.
She's going to be doing a collab with him.
And then it's two clicks away to being on his OnlyFans.
Now he says that it's ID checked.
I'm not familiar with OnlyFans.
I don't know if that's true.
I imagine that all you need is a credit card.
When he says that it's ID checked, I'm assuming that the limitation that's imposed on you as a buyer of pornography is that you have to just have a credit card.
I had a credit card when I was 13.
My mom was very financially wise.
She gave me a credit card and I have a very high credit score because I've been building credit since I was 13.
I had a credit card with a $100 limit.
So the limitation for ID checking is just that you have access to one of the four major payment networks.
I managed to get access to one with a credit card that my mom was a co-signer for when I was 13 years old.
It's not that hard.
I don't know why he would try to imply otherwise.
Now it might be that in certain countries like the United Kingdom, you have to submit ID because I know that they have pornography laws.
And maybe also in Texas, because I think there's a kerfuffle with that.
But I would be very surprised if they actually did do like a driver's license check for the average person just trying to buy a subscription to his account or whatever on OnlyFans.
But, you know, I don't discriminate.
Ladies?
I'm not single, but like you can see my ass.
So, anyway, I thought that was very funny.
And then the second one.
Through a combination of lighting, filters, angles, drugs, fair.
Surgery?
Okay, so I'm aware that at this point he hits on me.
So I was led to believe that he had considered, because he did, that he had considered facial feminization surgery and then also a rhinoplasty.
Apparently, he did not get the rhinoplasty, but he literally went to a doctor's office and talked about getting a rhinoplasty.
So if I'm misled that he got any kind of surgery done on his face, that is because he's talked about it at length.
Surgery?
Oh, shit.
Are you calling me cute?
Are you saying I don't know?
Jos, you're embarrassing me.
I don't.
This doesn't work on me, by the way.
I'm a grown man.
I'm not embarrassed.
If a faggot wants to hit on me, it's not like, oh no, I'm so skewed out.
He's being so weird and gross.
That's a misconception.
I actually don't give a fuck.
Anyway, man, that's very sweet.
I don't think you should have got banned off Twitter.
I'll talk to Elon for you.
Don't worry.
He meets the porn industry standard of T-Girl.
Not what I was aiming for, but I'll take it.
I just find it fun that they think I've had surgery because, you know, they've done their research.
Of course.
He's definitely had a nose job.
Because there are other pictures of him where he's got like a full-on goblin hook nose.
And either he's got some kind of like new age, chinky magic filter that takes off his nose, or he's had that shit filed down with a sander.
Of course.
Maybe it wasn't a surgery.
Maybe he just went to like some Polish guy in London and was like, hey, you got like a like a like a motorized sander in your in your toolbox and you like take off a few inches on this schnaz.
I don't know.
Maybe that's what he did and wasn't actually surgery, but I'm pretty sure he's done something.
They know me so well.
Anyway, they go on to say about this fetish thing.
Oh, wait, no, I don't want to read it.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
I think that's on the next slide.
Yes, it is.
Okay, look, look.
Hold on.
This bit is completely.
I don't know where the fuck this came from.
Okay, Bine or BN.
You say you need ID and they take a photo of your face and that's how they verify you.
I've done it before.
You subscribed to a Jewish pornography site to get access to Femboy porn and they need your photo ID and also a webcam picture of you for facial recognition confirmation and you did this.
Is this what you're telling me?
This is a real thing.
I need a confirmation that that's what you're fucking saying and that you actually went through with that.
There's no fucking way.
The stream is over until you tell me what the fuck.
No, I didn't do I didn't do it for this person.
I did it for a BBW.
Dude.
I can't.
Dude, that is like, I can't wait for the OnlyFans hack.
And we're going to get all these like driver's license photos and like confirmation pictures of all these guys and their porn list.
Dude, that's going to end so many careers when that shit happens.
I think this was just in the back of his head while he was writing about this because his whole page is like Kiwi Farms is kind of like not liking trans girls, but whatever.
I think this is just kind of in the back of his head from like trans people in his head.
But like exposing young boys to transgenderism is called pink pilling and is a fetish.
You'll frequently see tease bragging about their pink pill count.
I don't know what the fuck this is, but this is really gross.
This is so, I don't know why the hell it's in the thread, but whatever.
Anyway, next fucking line.
He profits directly off his, off this via Twitch.
Damn right I do YT, that makes a loss.
And OnlyFans, you're fucking right, dude.
0.01% hell yeah, dude.
So this makes a loss.
650,000 subscribers, half a million subscribers, 250 videos.
I don't know if that includes shorts or if shorts are like their own thing.
So you mean to tell me that when you put out a 30-second long video about doing your eyelashes and it gets 1.7 million views, that then operates at a loss?
Like, do you think I'm a fucking retard?
Are you retarded?
Are you retarded?
If you're putting out videos that get 250, 200, 400, 200, 720, 1.6 million, 740, like almost none of these don't break 100,000.
Only like the most recent ones for whatever reason.
But everything before this video, Finnboys are going extinct.
I don't know if you hit the wall between these videos or what.
But if you're saying that you don't make money off this channel, you're either lying, which is probably what's happening, or you're taking that money and you're like burning it for whatever weird satisfaction.
But that is a fucking bold-faced lie.
And then this.
So, sell sex toys to his comp- Okay, this is the only thing I got wrong.
He was reviewing Chassity Cages on stream, showing the cot cages on stream.
And as he was doing this, one of the representatives of the company contacted him directly over Twitch by DM and offered him an affiliate link at that time.
He took the affiliate link and he advertised it.
So they have a direct commercial relationship, even if he didn't advertise it too much.
I assumed, because of the reciprocal advertising for him on the product page, that this was something that he owned a stake in.
Because it would make sense.
You're the number one femmboy in the world according to OnlyFan statistics.
Well, why wouldn't you sell your feminization tools and get a cut of that?
I don't know.
Makes sense to me.
Apparently, your YouTube breaking in multiple million view videos is at a loss.
So I guess you got to be pulling some strings somewhere to make up the difference, right?
So I was wrong that he doesn't own that company, but he definitely advertised it and he definitely showed the products on stream to advertise it.
Company!
Dude, Sissy Supplies.
My dude, I want, hold on.
Look at the evidence.
Obviously, this is...
Selling Feminization Tools 00:11:10
Okay.
Real...
Real quick, let's do a break before he epically owns me that he doesn't own sissy supplies.
I got to distract you guys before the hard-hitting facts come out.
One.
And then two.
Let's take a look here.
Schnaws.
Schnaws.
Schnaz.
Schnaz.
Do you guys think that he has had facial feminization surgery or a rhinoplasty?
I mean, like, I don't know.
Can you do like reverse mewing to like reduce your chin and your jawline?
Can you like get a Polish man to sandblast down your nose?
Can we do a poll on this?
Real quick, let's do a poll.
Um, poll FFF surgery.
Question mark.
Yes.
Vote one for yes.
Vote two for new.
All right, there it is.
There's the poll.
Vote now.
I'll show you guys the images again.
Vote one if you think that he's had a surgery to feminize his face.
Vote two if you think it's all lights, smoke, and magic.
Let's get an official crowdsource diagnostic of what's happening with the schnaws chat.
Don't vote if you're based.
That's the rule.
All right, votes is coming in and shit.
So let me refer.
Dude, for whatever reason, Kick is like constantly trying to force me to do cloud player verifications.
And it really fucks with my plugins and stuff.
It's just the biggest pain in the fucking ass.
Show you again.
One more time.
One or two.
All right.
66, two-thirds of people believe that there has been some.
Oh, and one more thing.
This is, he's had lip fillers.
You can, like, that's not even a question.
There's no way that's makeup.
There's no way that's camera work or illusions or whatever.
He has had lip injections.
And I guess you can argue that that's not a surgery, because it's a like a locally applied like silicon, whatever the fuck, to like plump up the lips or whatever, so that you don't look like you have thin masculine lips.
But I would consider that surgery.
Like if you were to apply this standard to girls and you were like if there was a beauty standard for lips with women that could only be achieved through injections, you would say that's a beauty standard that encourages girls to get work done on their face.
It may not be like an invasive, like a facelift or something, but that's still work.
That's still like a modification of your body.
You don't naturally look like this.
You look like this after you inject hormones into your ass for years.
You look like this when you go to a beautician and have them put fillers in your lip and probably a rhinoplasty.
And you probably should get a FFS as well.
i know it's more invasive but i'm just saying like probably should get around to that at some point dude come on I'd have branded my fucking...
Listen, if I was going to sell sex toys, I'd have branded this shit so much better.
I think it's this one.
Yeah, someone says, like, oh, this is not his store or something.
He'd never do this.
And it's like, you know, there's nothing to do with it other than choosing, whatever.
Here's a video of Finster showing a cock cage on video on Twitch, discussing his experience with them, describing his penis and making jokes with his chat about Minecraft.
Number one, that's hilarious.
Number two, this is a fucking lockpicking lawyer video.
This is a public video, a non-age-gated video.
This is just...
This has always been the most funny, like, thing.
This is so goddamn funny to me that this is like a thing that like.
Sorry, I'll go on insane here.
In all fairness, it would have been really smart for me to make a sex toy company.
That would have been so goddamn good.
But what would I have sold?
You know?
I'd get in, dude.
would have fucking finster branded like it's got like my name down the side or something you know own a whole oh my god No.
Jesus, I could do like a cast of my fight.
Dude, this stuff.
But anyway, this is so fucking funny because I just want to, I just want to quickly, I'm going to, I'm going to go on their website, please.
Also, if you're into this stuff, go to you.
But, you know, whatever.
Let me find that website.
I'm not going to show you that website.
But what I will show you.
This time.
Like, it's so duplicitous.
Like, why are you lying about the fact that you showed this on stream?
It wasn't just the lock-picking lawyer video.
Like, is this to convince his audience?
Like, who is this directed at?
Because it's like a local stream.
At least someone's re-watching our video.
You brought this up on stream, right?
You showed it.
Anyway, the other thing is, if you're on this site and then you scroll down to the bottom, you don't even need to click a button, by the way.
I'm not going to show this on screen.
Immediately shows it on screen.
I'm looking at a cock cage on Twitch through this clip.
I just don't understand what is trying to be communicated here.
You know what?
I'm glad that was the one it showed.
Holy fuck, that nearly was bad.
Okay, apparently that was an accident, chat.
Fuck me.
He just does it accidentally every so often.
As a mistake.
Oh my God.
My fucking heart.
Okay.
Chat, I'm telling you, with what was on this site, I got so goddamn lucky.
Anyway, if you go down, if you just scroll down to the bottom of their site, it says who it's owned by.
It says the parent company.
It says where it's based.
And I don't know if you're aware, I'm not in Pennsylvania.
I'm very openly British.
It's something, it's an identity that I take.
I always thought he was Australian.
It makes me so happy to know that he's British.
Suffer, Angloids.
This is you.
This is what you look like.
You are one bad day.
You are one sissy supply away from looking like Finster.
I don't care how fucking pug-faced you are.
I don't care what sport team, kickball team that you're a fan of.
One bad day.
To be honest with you, this guy's not dumb.
I'm not calling this guy an idiot.
I'm saying, like, this guy's very clearly a clever person.
He's running like an-I don't know how to fucking run a website, let alone like the servers for it, like, of my own thing.
Yes, he is.
He's clearly not dumb.
Like, in like an IQ, whatever the fuck you want to measure it in sense, you know?
Like, he's clearly, like, relatively clever.
He's just very willing to not do research.
Not everyone's a journalist, very, very clearly.
Not everyone.
I don't know.
Look, he's clearly not like, he's reading information and then going, okay, I believe that now.
As long as it's not from.
Sorry, he'll believe it as long as you're not trans.
That's kind of it.
Anything on the site?
I don't understand that argument.
Like, is he trying to be like complimentary in such a way to like defuse me and be like, oh, well, he said that I'm smart, so therefore I'm complimented.
Therefore, I am disarmed.
And that's not how it works.
Most of the things that I said were based off the streams and things just like easily accessible.
like, 11 months ago, was doing Minecraft video, is now doing, like, sex videos and shit.
Like, that's, like, that doesn't require me to misinterpret something.
That's just how it is.
Yeah.
The next one is this.
He profits through, he also profits through sexual gratification.
Interesting.
I'm asexual.
I wonder who told him that.
So, I, okay, this is one thing that is like bizarre to me.
He claims in this, as I say to him, or in this thread, that he profits sexually.
He's gratified sexually by pink pilling kids, which I assume because he is a Minecraft streamer turned like pornographer and his Discord is still like 13 plus.
And the only place that you're not allowed to be 13 plus in is his Twitch chat.
So I make an inference that it is sexually gratifying to him because it would make sense.
Because for a lot of these people, it is.
I would say that's their primary motivation with having a young audience that's 13 plus and specifically facilitating like teenage like transitions.
That's usually why they do it.
In fact, I would go in out on them and say that's the only reason why they do it.
But then he says, aha, you don't understand.
I'm asexual.
So you're an asexual pornographer.
You're in a homosexual relationship with another tea girl.
And you do porn with him.
And you also do porn with Bella Delphine.
And you also put out videos of you sucking dick.
And you also sexually transition and do hormones.
And I've come out as gender fluid.
And you sell cock cages through affiliate links.
And your entire identity is based off of your gender transition at this point in time.
But you're asexual.
Okay.
I'm just going to skip the rest of that fucking.
I'll do the last three.
How much is that?
Oh, that's eight minutes long.
Oh, that's the Soda Cat video.
I feel like we.
Maybe I'll just play this bit.
If it's interesting, I'll go back.
Soda wasn't the bad person they just talked to about person.
Yeah, I would.
My personal opinion is: I know Soda's not into that, obviously.
I've known them personally for a really long time.
And I know that they're not.
But even still, the things that were said to that person was like joking about, like, actively joking about minors.
And I don't know, man.
It's a bit.
You know, you can see where I'm coming from, right?
It's a bit like, you know, it's a yikes.
It's definitely a yikes moment.
But, you know, they're working on their own thing now, I think.
They've got their own sort of life going on.
The Soda Cat Gene Hollywood, whatever the fuck.
The sus thing that Soda Cat said, or Ella Hollywood said about, oh, his name is Gene or John or whatever, but his new name is Ella Hollywood.
This is a video that he sent to the goon clown.
And it just is a child porn meme about being addicted to child porn as part of like a goon fetish.
And he says, I made this for them dopamine, dopamine, dopamine.
So he was having active goon seshes with the goon clown, which the goon clown shared and bragged about in his goon discords.
And this is the very, I think another, I don't know how successful they are, but they're another like tea girl porn star that Finster has met in person and done work with.
And he's going to say, like, well, they said some kind of sus things about minors.
Yeah, they said that they jerk off a child porn, Finster.
That's the sus thing.
So to his credit, he does disavow that, I guess.
That's more than most trannies, I guess, will say.
I disavow the guy that goons to child porn.
Only after they get caught.
I'm going to end it there.
I'm not going to watch the rest of that.
Matthew Vickers Foreclosure Auction 00:02:59
There's no point.
Obviously, he just gets away with whatever the fuck because Twitch is just a situation for people like him.
So I can wait.
I'm patient.
I know right now everybody under the trans flag or whatever the fuck is infinitely protected from the consequences of their actions.
They're free to siphon off kids into little discords and try to get them to come out, quote unquote, and nothing happens.
And you can't call that out because you just get banned and shit.
But one day that will change.
And maybe years from now, but all the shit will still be on the Kiwi farms.
I'm very patient when it comes to this.
You can ask Keffles about it.
Next.
Chat.
Here is the update that we so desperately need.
The update on Matthew Vickers, the real star of the stream.
Matthew Vickers coin store, the Rockland coin store, has space for lease.
If that means that he's left or what, I don't know.
I'm not sure if he owned that commercial space and now he's just renting it out or parts of it out, or if he rented the commercial space and now the owner is like trying to lease it to somebody else.
Vickers has, regardless, Vickers seems to be in financial straits where he's now either being evicted or having to sublet.
This is also, this is a very old thing, by the way.
And I only saw it just now, but this was purportedly a picture of the Vickers living room.
I don't know how it was acquired, but it got kicked around.
And for some reason, it just never made its way to me.
And it's unconfirmed if it's actually the Vickers house.
But I think that the rumor was that their house went up for foreclosure auction.
And when that happens, a foreclosed house that's going up for sale is in a limbo.
It's not owned by the bank yet.
The people who live in it still have a legal right to live there.
So it doesn't change hands legally until the auction has completed.
So when they do pictures for like a foreclosure, there's always usually like shit from the tenant around there.
So this looks like a foreclosure auction picture where they have a right to go into the property for the sake of taking photos for the foreclosure sale.
And those pictures are usually really sad and like tell the story of why that person's being foreclosed on.
So Xander, Ralph's only son, lives in this filthy, filthy living room, which is now being foreclosed on.
There's even like a giant trash bag full of shit.
I guess they're like trying to clean up the mess before the pictures were taken and got leaked to the internet.
So this is the Rockland coin shop.
Proud owner Matthew Vickers in his house.
Ranbot Doujin Messages Lie 00:15:10
Quite sad, chat.
Quite sad indeed.
There's no real updates on anyone really in the sector, except for, you know, who.
But we have like a couple updates on like people adjacent.
For instance, Ranbot.
really comprad pond is i'll just show you this um Her picture on Twitter is just her tits.
So she's someone who is so low IQ and has so little self-worth or self-esteem that she has reduced herself down to only her tits.
And she plays fiddle to Ranbot and defends creepy, sex pest, pedophile, retard cartoon characters on the internet as a hobby to get attention.
I will grant this attention because I enjoy beating this drum and I enjoy pressing this button.
All right, chat.
Let's get to the jihad.
Comrade Pond says, ooh, what's this?
The context of Kiki's stream, Jim and Josh Moon told me she's a pedo.
Yeah, that Josh Moon who's currently sweeping and doing damage control for Nick Ricada Lied, OMG.
Being a race mixer has also eaten away at Jim's ability to have due diligence.
Throwing up emoji.
Sad.
Alright, let's take a look at this context, chat.
I'm sure it'll be very illuminating.
sorry i have to pause the music for this time is that i didn't think that it would happen but it happened so now i have to follow through with it and i had a day at this stupid tea list where i have to review everything this is because i hit 10k by the end of the year people like finster in the uk and like this person in australia are like the most degenerate But someone gets shot for doing this in the US.
A genuine question.
Like, what the fuck's wrong with the Commonwealth?
I've never done anything in real life.
This is talking about what I like to watch, okay?
I'm not talking about the stuff that I would do in real life.
You know, I had a really bad, I guess, Doujin addiction.
I'll be completely honest in this stream, okay?
I had a weird Doujin addiction a couple of years ago where I was reading stuff like maybe like three, four times a day.
And as that happens, it's not a good thing.
But unfortunately, you go into weirder and weirder stuff as you go down the rabbit hole of reading stuff because you need weirder shit to get you off.
And the beauty about Doujins is that, you know, you can you have no physical limitations, you know?
That's why, honestly, this is an N-hentai, you know, tags, but I haven't watched Tentai in years.
It's literally in doujins.
I would never do it in real life.
I would never do it in real life.
And I don't like it unless it's drawn.
I feel like that's totally fine.
I don't see the problem, okay?
There's no problem with it.
Get over it, you little pussies.
Okay?
You little pussies.
Why are you such little pussies?
Help being a little pussy.
And I don't want people to make jokes about that.
I'm literally just being honest.
And I think you should appreciate that.
In case you're wondering, the context, you can see in the chat, someone said stun locked on the scat topic.
So she's talking about shit.
I want to be clear.
What she's talking about is shit.
No, I don't want it in real life.
It's a diamond.
That's good.
In real life, I would never watch it in real life.
Like, I don't like that.
Okay, so calm down.
Okay, so she's talking about shit, saying I would never like that in real life.
Now, it's not a very persuasive thing to say, like, oh, yeah, I like poo-poo porn, but only when it's drawn.
Like, in general, I don't like, oh, I don't like lollycon or poo-poo porn.
I would only jerk off to that if it was drawn.
We have evidence that that is a lie because there is things that I will not show you on the stream where she is discussing in Discord as in conjunction with her hair tubing, like post self-posting on the VT board on 4chan, that she wears diapers and shits herself.
So when she says, trust me, guys, I would never be into poo-poo in real life, she's actually lying as she's sitting there reading three or four doujins a day and masturbating for hours at a time.
She's literally stewing her own fecal material in a diaper as she does it, and then goes on the internet and ranks this as a favorite on her sexual fetish tier list and then tries to tell everybody that no, really, I'm not into this.
So why should I believe her about other things such as the lollycon?
Oh, it's only sexy to me when it's drawn.
I would never do that in real life.
Oh, that's the context, huh?
That she said that she wouldn't be into that despite having conversations elsewhere, which indicates that she actually would do that in real life.
What a great, what a great contribution.
Thank you.
Useless whole with tits as a display picture, playing second fiddle to a mentally handicapped man in Australia who contributes literally nothing to society.
Bravo.
Bravo.
You did it.
You added context.
Fucking pathetic.
I think it's worse.
And I've said this in context to other things.
I think it's worse when it's like you are like a woman like doing this shit.
Like, okay, I get with Ranbot.
Like, okay, I get with Ranbot and Gator why they do it.
It's very obvious to me.
They're just perverts.
They're low intelligence perverts and they can't help themselves.
There's no excuse for, like, a woman.
There's no way that this woman is, like, into, I mean, unless they're just like Kiki, but those people are, I think female gooners are, like, really rare.
Because you have, like, all you have to be to be a gooner as a male is, like, autistic, I think.
But with women, you have to be like raped.
So it's a bit rarer.
But yeah, I think it's a I think it's more pathetic because at least I understand like what kind of person Ranbot and Gator are.
I have no idea what would compel a woman to be like sweeping it up for him.
By the way, this bullshit about sweeping it up for Nick is just like, it's so frustrating when someone says something that's so obviously like retarded.
I'll explain that in a second because it'll make sense, but I'll mention it when I get to the Nick stuff.
Finally, or not finally.
I don't know why I said finally.
I'm not even near being done with anything.
I mentioned that Sam Hyde was arrested and unarrested at a convention.
As it turns out, I was right.
It was Channing Krager and everyone else who complained that it was a 4D, psyop, whatever the fuck is just a retard.
This is Channing's YouTube or Google Maps like review account.
She says, I was assaulted and sustained injuries a contusion on my shen at this club last Friday for attempting to take a photo with a comedian and paying over $140 for two tickets.
Apparently, I can't even get a refund after that happened to me either.
And when I asked about it once, they blocked me on Instagram.
Not only did they do nothing about the egregious assault, the staff lied to the police after the fact.
I am half the size of the person who slammed me to the ground by my neck three times and also female.
Really classy establishment you are running.
It would be a real shame if you closed down.
This is a picture of Channing's Shen.
I did not see a contusion at all, so I don't know what she's complaining about.
The owner of the Big Laugh Comedy Club in Fort Worth actually replied to this and says, You are a known stalker of the comedian.
You approached him first when he said no and to get out.
You continued to approach him and pulled up your shirt.
Nobody knew what you were pulling out.
The speculation, by the way, is that she carried a sign in under her shirt that says Sam Hyde rapes kids.
So that's what she was probably trying to pull out.
You were dressed in disguise with your hair pulled up in a hat with fake sideburns, a fake mustache, and a fake goatee.
You were hiding for a reason.
He defended himself.
We told the truth on what we saw.
A police report has been filed.
We cooperated with the police.
We did not sell the tickets through our ticketing system.
It was through Event Bright.
You've been told this a number of times from the phone calls.
If you want a refund, you need to contact them.
You need to stop harassing us.
And this is another fake account.
This is my friend was salted here.
This is there's a picture that has disappeared.
Is this like in a subsequent?
Oh, here we go.
This was the this is literally uh channing.
Why can't I open this?
I say broken on now.
I just like open this on the tem.
Why does that not work?
Okay, give me a second.
let me hide this real quick because like i not showing you the groucho marks disguise that she came up with as a genius um would be a disservice to you i see why it's broken So, this is her.
She's got rose-tinted shades, a fake goatee, fake sideburns, and a hat to hide her hair in.
And she tried to run up to Sam Hyde in the club, pull out a sign under her shirt that says, Sam Hyde rapes kids, and cause a scene at the comedy club.
Because she reported that she had been assaulted.
The police came to the club and arrested Sam Hyde.
The club had witnesses showing that she was the aggregator, agitator, and they unarrested him on the same spot.
So there was no reason to take him in because he didn't do anything.
And there were many witnesses saying they didn't do anything, which the police have full discretion to decide on the spot.
So that's what happened.
I wasn't wrong.
I told you guys exactly what happened.
You guys didn't believe me.
That's called being rude, chat.
Then finally, with this, okay, so this is outside of my scope.
I don't really know who this guy is, but I figured I'd talk about it because it seems to be interesting.
There's this guy called I'm Alex or the Little Finger, and he is a like a commentary YouTuber that someone has published an 85-page Google Doc on.
And the summary is that he's a belligerent, abusive, emotionally manipulative, insecure asshole.
That's like as bad as every single person he's ever done a call-out video on.
Unfortunately, it involves a woman accuser, so there's lots of contention over if she's just an evil BPD whore.
But here's a clip that she published: it's always weird.
You always take a fucking weird route.
Just do the normal route, which is just do the normal route, but a normal girlfriend.
Acting like this is all just me, and that's something you really need to fucking fix.
I'm gonna fucking bash your fucking head against the wall with a brick if you don't shut the fuck up.
Because this one, genuinely, this one, this one, you are you I see.
We got some DMs here.
This is I'm Alex, his verified account.
Sorry, I'm just pre-loading them.
Alex says, Alive, please unblock me.
I'm crying so much.
Can I say this is awful.
Can I say goodbye?
You mean so much to me.
I have to say goodbye.
I can't imagine not saying goodbye.
I didn't when you elfed because I thought we'd fix it.
And now I won't even have a chance.
I didn't as a voice note.
If we can't even fuck please anything.
If I could see, if you could see me, you know I'm not fucking yours around.
I'm not lying.
I'm just broken.
And then sometime later, I guess at least half an no, if it's like five minutes, I guess I get in a time stamp.
Alice, please don't end it like this.
Hey, I sent you message, son, on Facebook.
You haven't opened them.
I don't know if that's intentional or not.
But I don't want to have to bump you over on socials, etc.
Facebook.
Hello, can you see this?
If so, please reply.
Unblock me on Facebook and let's talk about yesterday.
Properly.
I won't call you or anything.
I can send voice notes if that's what you need.
I'm trying to make this work.
I will compromise if I have to.
Please don't make me feel stupid for sending these because it really is the last time.
I can't do this after today.
I never wanted to be the ex who sent loads of messages, but you left without saying a proper conversation, without having a proper conversation with me.
I won't call you or anything.
Wait, no.
I just feel so finished.
Unfinished.
I don't know how you can do the no contact thing or why you haven't called.
I can't get my head around it at all.
You're not going to open these, and I'm just tired of waiting around for months.
I'm really tired.
These are the last messages I'll send.
So I'll try to put everything out there.
I'd rather do this as a voice note or send it on Instagram to beat the account.
It's like the only option now for closure.
Ah, actually, no, I can't believe I'm fucking doing this.
There's nothing I can do or say.
I rerade our messages.
Me asking how you're doing, how you didn't care that I was trying.
The last three months have been so weird.
I wish you had broken up with me to my face and spoke to me.
And it was done clean.
I hate reading our messages of you, of me begging you to just goes on and fucking on.
Check DMs, please.
Why are you ignoring?
This is like months, like a month afterwards.
This was like on March 4th or March 9th, and then March 13th and then 17th, 24, and then March 27th.
And then he just continued throughout that day.
DMs, DMs, DMs.
Then he sent her a handwritten note saying, please, please talk to me again.
Cocaine Positive Nine Year Old 00:03:18
There were more clips of him being like a complete dickhead.
I just want to play the clips where he's like a freak.
Oh, here we go.
This is what I wanted, actually.
Where is that?
Sorry, got away from me.
I saw the clip and then I backspaced like a retard.
So I'm a fucking whoremouth bitch retard cunt.
Is it generally because you're just fucking brain dead?
Yeah, I'm very brain dead.
Yeah.
Is that why you decided to go on the fucking offensive instead of the maybe Okay, I know I don't know what to call what you did It was weird.
It's always weird.
You always take the fucking weird route.
Just do the normal route, which is just do the normal route, but a normal girlfriend.
I seem like this is more just me, and that's something you really need to fucking fix.
I'm gonna fucking bash your fucking head against the wall with a brick if you don't shut the fuck up.
Because this one, genuinely, this one, this one, you fucked this.
Royally fucked this route, but normally fucking fixed.
I'm gonna fucking fix it.
Yeah, Trick, yeah.
Imagine being British.
Apparently, this, like, I don't, I'm not familiar with this guy, but this caused the baited podcast to get back together, which is Keemstar, Tommy C, and the clown guy.
I forget his name.
Like, Colossal is crazy, I think.
They did a podcast at some point, and now they're getting back together just to make fun of I'm Alley's because apparently he was like in their circle, which is like the upper-tier good boy YouTube commentary clique that I'm not a part of because they say the N-word and I and I hate trannies and these people all suck tranny dick professionally.
So apparently, if you're a fan of the baited podcast, they're doing a or they have they did they did a one-hour long podcast talking about I'm Alex.
So if you're a fan of that, congratulations, you got one more.
Okay.
Let's see.
I might need to hide the party hand.
This isn't a party.
This is.
This doesn't even deserve a captain's log entry because this is dead serious.
There's my baldo hand.
There we go.
I'm getting everything ready for you guys.
You know how I am professional.
There we go.
Yesterday, I think yesterday.
Or no, on Tuesday in the evening, our boy, Nicholas Robert Rokado, announced to the world that he intended to start streaming again on Rumble.
He gave a time and date.
He said it would be a relaxed, casual stream talking about law stuff.
And not his case.
So he said, 11 p.m., come join me.
And that one hour before that happened, this post was made.
Attorney Drug Testing False Positive 00:15:14
MN Public Record says, interesting new matter, a public record attached.
Would anyone care to ask Nick's most ardent defenders why it was okay for a nine-year-old to test positive for cocaine?
And the excerpt that he's referring to, this is a hearing in regards to the custody of his children and the well-being of his kids.
One of the pieces of evidence submitted to the state as justification for placing his children in foster care was after being placed out of the home, the children were subject to hair follicle drug testing.
All of the children, except for his nine-year-old daughter, who she turned nine on the day that he was arrested, tested negative.
She tested positive for cocaine at a level of 5,000 over 500.
I have done an inordinate amount of research into what this means, and I will now explain it to you.
They're saying that her hair contained 5,000 picograms or picograms, I'm pretty sure, or 500 micrograms of cocaine-related metabolites per 500 micrograms of, or no, milligrams, milligrams, sorry,
it's 5,000 picograms, 500 micrograms over 500 milligrams of hair follicle.
So what they do when they do this test is they take the hair and they cut off about five centimeters of it.
And this, the human hair usually grows at about one centimeter per month.
So that's how you can do a date range.
They take that specific length of hair and they test it using a gas chromiopathy where they take the hair and after they clean it and stuff, they first wash the hair and they heat it up so that everything inside of it boils and becomes a gas.
And then they shine a light through it and they measure what obstructs the light.
Different chemicals have different obstructions of the light and they can detect what chemicals are in the gas composition based off of how the light is obstructed.
So what they estimate, and when I say estimate, I mean with very clear precision, is that there is 5,000 picograms of cocaine metabolites per 500 grams of hair that was cleaned and then boiled at extremely high temperatures to create a gas cloud for color testing.
This means that there was a speculative theory that maybe she just got dusted in cocaine.
She happened to be washing dishes or something in the cucks snack tray was washed and then she got a little cocaine in her hair.
That's not how it works.
They test for two different kinds of cocaine metabolites.
They have impossible to read names.
So I will not try.
I just know that there's two.
One of them is something that exists only basically anytime you have cocaine.
Cocaine will naturally, what's called hydrolyze, it will come into contact with water or air moisture and create a what's called a metabolite, but it's just a natural reaction to cocaine.
And this means that basically anything that comes into contact with cocaine is going to be contaminated with this metabolite that they test for in the gas test, the hair follicle test.
The other one is not created by hydrolyzing.
It is created by your biological reaction to cocaine and is not, is very indicative that you ingested cocaine.
We do not have the test, so we cannot determine what metabolites were detected.
However, I want to say this, that if, number one, the idea that it was simply a lab mix-up is extremely unlikely.
If, because this is one of their copes, maybe it was just a mistake at the lab.
If a nine-year-old child tests positive for cocaine, they're not going to say, oh, that's normal.
Let's take her away from her parents.
It's going to be, that's abnormal.
Let's run it again.
The test only costs $100.
Let's be sure.
So, I wholly reject that they would not simply do another test if there was an anomalous positive, especially if the other kids aren't coming up positive too.
Second, if the test showed one metabolite, but not the other, then that would be a pretty good indication that the test was faulty.
Because if you have two metabolites that exist when cocaine is ingested and metabolized in the body, and only one of them exists outside, it can't exist outside the body, and you only find that one, that would probably be an indication of a false positive.
But number three, the rates of false positives are extremely low.
The reason why they only take five centimeters of hair is that the more hair you add, the more diluted the sample is.
If you take 10 centimeters of hair and the child only did cocaine one time, then the mass of hair might be so great that it would fall under the cutoff.
So, really, the issue is that the equipment is not sensitive enough to detect for certain that there is cocaine.
So, if you get a positive, there's less than a 1% chance, according to the statistics, that you're going to have a false positive.
You're much more likely to get a false negative with the hair samples.
And from the statistics that I saw, cocaine is actually the best drug to detect with this hair follicle sampling.
It was less effective with other things, but of the people who self-reported taking cocaine, 100% of them came up positive.
So, it's very unlikely to miss if it's in your body.
It's a very accurate test.
So, Rakata is really fighting against an established scientific mechanism for testing the presence of cocaine in the hair, which exists through metabolizing.
If both of those metabolites are there, and I can't say that for certain because I don't have the tests, but chances are it is, based off of this, then he's fucked.
And I think that's kind of beside the point because this whole thing has been that he and his wife and April and Aaron responsibly enjoyed and partook in cocaine.
And the state's charges against them being reckless or endangering their children in any way are wrong.
But yet, the best case possible scenario for his defense is that she simply was coated in cocaine.
That's the best possible outcome.
The nine-year-old, which happens to be, by the way, his favorite daughter, his favorite child, he's talked at length about how she's the one who has violent tendencies.
She also has narcolepsy and ADHD, I'm pretty sure he said.
But despite that, and despite how difficult she is, he said that she reminds him the most of himself, and she's his favorite.
He's outright said this.
So, it's very peculiar that she, of all the children that exist in the Rakata household, just so happens to be the one that also tests positive for cocaine.
Sounds like there is something else happening.
I say that for sure.
No.
Is he innocent until proven guilty?
Yes.
Can the government make mistakes?
Absolutely.
But he has done everything possible to deprive himself of the benefit of the doubt that I would want to give him just on the aspiration that this is not reality, that there is no child endangerment, and that a nine-year-old hasn't been doing cocaine in his household.
But, you know, it sounds absurd, but it happens a lot.
Children getting exposed to cocaine is not uncommon.
Unfortunately, It happens enough that there are studies about it where they will go into like poor areas and just start cutting kids' hairs as a matter of precaution and find that children have over time been exposed to cocaine.
So it's not a like, unless it is an app, just a complete fuck-up where they did the test one time and it came up as a false positive because they fucked up the samples, which is the only way that that false positive is happening.
It's still really bad for Rakeda.
When this got dropped, I ended up moving all the discussion about this out.
And there was speculation if it's real or not, because the order is very sloppy, which is both a detriment to it because it's unprofessional, but it's also a positive to it because when these orders are done, they usually call the judge up at an odd hour.
Things are explained kind of hastily, and the judge kind of takes a template and edits it so that it can be actioned immediately that evening.
So it being kind of sloppy and weird and things spelled wrong and stuff, that is more of a credit to its authenticity.
When I asked a Minnesota attorney to look at it and tell me if he thinks it's accurate, he gave it about a 60% being accurate, which I think was a fair approximation if you're being conservative.
Then I looked at certain metadata, which I'm not going to disclose, and I was 90% sure that this is a real document.
And then right before the stream was supposed to happen, Rakata messaged me and started saying, like debating the information inside the document, not the authenticity of the document itself, saying the information about hydrolyzing I got from him because that's his defense.
So I said, I'm 100% sure at this point in time that this is an authentic document because when Ricada addresses it, he's addressing it as the document is real, but the facts inside of it are false allegations from the state.
So that's definitely what happened.
And whoever dropped this dropped this in such a way to cause him a problem because right before the stream, he was hoping to make this like a normal Ricada law law tubing thing.
But then, of course, the news that broke right before he went live was that his child tested positive for cocaine, which caused Robert Barnes to freak out and say, look, the Kiwi Farms are obsessing over his children again, which is something I really don't appreciate.
And I might as well explain.
When Patrick Tomlinson sued 50 John Does in Michigan, one of the Kiwi Farms got hit with a subpoena from the court.
And I challenged this.
I asked Ricada, Do you know a Michigan attorney?
And he referred me to Robert Barnes.
Barnes represented me.
He charged $5,000 to make an appearance.
And in the appearance, the judge effectively asked him why he even bothered because the information was already gathered.
But I had lawyered it up because I didn't want him to get information he didn't need for the purposes of his civil litigation.
But it was $5,000 basically just to have Robert Barnes show up over Zoom, I'm pretty sure, and make an appearance for us, which is the full extent of our association.
But the problem is, is that Robert Barnes has represented Lol Cal LLC, which is the parent company that owns the Kiwi Farms that I am the sole member of.
And when he goes out onto live stream and he says that the Kiwi Farms is after someone's children is wanting body cam footage to prey on children, I kind of detest that.
And I'm considering filing an ethics complaint against him because it's very reasonable for a person to hear my attorney say that the Kiwi Farms is after children and infer that he has some kind of protected knowledge regarding the Kiwi Farms Dent's activities when he does not, and he's just being a dickhead to protect Ricada.
He should not be speaking about a client that way, and he should not be implying the things that he is about a former client.
I'm extremely upset about it because you have random dickheads who say dumb shit all the fucking time.
Robert Barnes is the first random dickhead saying dumb shit about us that happened to be our attorney at one point in time.
And it is, it's getting very close to being like a genuine ethics violation.
And I'm considering that it might be worth it.
Because not only has he said this about the Kiwi Farms, he implied in the same breath that Legal Mindset is a sex tourist.
And Legal Mindset's a member of the board as well.
He said, I think in Florida's Bar Association.
So, like, unprofessional conduct is an understatement.
Barnes is off the fucking deep end.
I don't know what he's trying to do, but he is damaging his professional reputation by speaking ill of former clients and implying things about them that would insinuate that he has some kind of knowledge as a in his former acting capacity as our attorney, which he does not have.
And I really, really don't fucking appreciate it.
So it's a frustrating situation because it's like, I'm not happy.
I'm not ha.
And by the way, that Barnes implied that this, the, the real issue here is that this document got leaked.
This document is public.
It is public.
It exists in the Docker.
It has an ID that you can pull up searching for it.
You're not supposed to make copies of it.
But if that's the case, and if that's a crime in the state of Minnesota, someone went out of their way to go to a courthouse to commit a crime because they are so upset by what they apparently knew about to warrant it, to warrant that risk.
And that never, like, when it comes to like legal minds, or Robert Barnes and all these people who are like playing defense, even with Ricada, like the way he defends himself, it's like your children are in foster care.
They're out of your custody.
You've lost access to them and you've stopped cooperating with Child Protective Services.
They asked him, by the way, to submit to drug testing because the case of the weapons possession is a different case than the Child Protective Services case.
So the Child Protective Services said, okay, you posted bail for $10,000, actually $100,000, but you paid $10,000 so that you don't have to do drug tests.
But this is a completely different legal matter.
Children Taken Away Custody 00:04:53
And if you want access to your children, you will submit to a drug test so that we know that they're in a safer environment than they were when we took them.
Rikata and Kayla say, no, we're not going to do that.
So right now, Ricada and his wife and his hot wife, April, they're still together, are living in an empty house, a big, empty house that used to be full of children running around, is now just Baldo and the doped-up wife and the low IQ retard 30-year-old April M. Halt, just chilling out, no kids around, and they're perfectly fine with this.
And their current concerns are getting back on YouTube and live streaming, and that's it.
And it's just baffling.
And by the way, he messaged me on Signal 10 minutes before he went live.
So he still reads the Kiwi Farms.
And one of the things that he said in his message to me is that he was thankful that I had locked the forum thread about him.
But that's uh, which is also what um Ren throwback to the one I was talking about, Ranba.
That's what Ranbaugh was talking about in his hole.
Um, I had locked the main thread so that I could direct people's discussion about this to its own thread because I knew it would blow up and it would make the main thread hard to read for some people.
So he took that as me sweeping up for him and personally thanked me for it.
So that was his concern.
Not that his child had been taken away from him and tested positive for cocaine, but that his Kiwi Farms thread had been locked, even though it wasn't.
It was just I was directing people to use the other thread by locking the main one.
It's fucking dire.
And Robert Barnes has the fucking gall to complain that people are talking about it.
Like, yeah, of course they're talking about it.
Retard.
Do you think that if any of these documents leaked out about people that Ricada didn't like, that like Monica, the fucking Vic Minana people, that if documents came out showing that their kids tested positive for cocaine, that Ricada wouldn't make fun of that on YouTube to tens of thousands of viewers?
No, he would have, for sure.
And he would have done a much more performative talking down to than I would have.
You know how he gets when he wants to make super chat money?
He gets all Huff and Puff.
It's like, how dare you?
How do you should be ashamed of yourself?
Like getting really, really hyped up, getting into the microphone and yelling and doing like the whole spiel about it.
That's just that's what he would have done.
Like everybody fucking knows it.
I don't know why we're pretending that that wasn't his career for multiple years.
That wasn't the most successful period of his entire life was taking other people's drama and talking about it.
There you go.
That's the Ricada update.
His middle daughter tested positive for cocaine.
He denies that she ingested cocaine.
He says that merely she was exposed to a metabolite that hydrolyzes in the air.
And that basically all cocaine substance cocaine contaminates with.
However, as I mentioned, hair is washed before it's put into the gas chamber.
Not that one, the other one.
So the claim that it's contaminated by outside cocaine sources doesn't seem plausible.
The gas that they test for is inside the hair, and they're specifically trying to filter out false positives like that.
So, yeah, it is what it is.
It's sad.
His reactions to stuff are increasingly depressing.
The fact that anyone is still like, come on, Gaiath, we have to be wary of the state here.
I'll say this.
It is possible, I think, to remind people of your defense.
The way he's done it has failed to convince anyone that he is a victim.
He's made several public statements.
He's like flippant.
I like to use that word.
That's the other word that I like.
Flippant.
He talks to people about his children being taken away and the fact that there's a grand government conspiracy surrounding him flippantly.
And it's very embarrassing.
And it's like, I don't know.
He's now positing himself as like this free speech murder.
He told too many truths about the law and the government.
And now the foot of government is coming down on him.
And anyone who doesn't take his side and doesn't believe him when he says he didn't do nothing and he a good boy, they're the bootlickers.
Like, come the fuck on.
It's so insulting.
It would be more insulting to people, I think, if there weren't at least a couple retards trying to defend him still.
Free Speech Murder Gambler 00:06:24
It works, apparently.
Someone asked me about the um let me see if I can find this real quick.
Someone asked me real quick, like, did he like message you right before the stream?
Because there was a theory that when the documents dropped and he was delaying the stream, that he was having like a downfall moment and like the baldo bunker, um, like like yelling at people.
And it kind of fit a little bit too perfectly.
Let me see if I can find the post that I need real quick.
Oh, here, here he goes.
I'm gonna try to speak German again.
You ready?
Mit them angriff nulls wed das alles and old nunkommen.
And then, of course, the baldo lickers around him would come and say, Mein.
Mein Anwaltpopst, which means Law Pope.
In case you're wondering, it's a very funny pun chat.
It's a very funny pun.
The first sentence is in the original text, it says Steiner's counteroffensive will bring it under control.
And it's like, once Noah locks the thread, once Noah locks the thread, everything will be under control.
He's just locked it, so it's all good.
My Law Pope.
The thread was merely redirected to a different thread because it would be too many posts on the main thread.
Starts shaking, takes off his glasses, starts slamming on the table.
He said, that was an order.
I gave him a shower text.
I told him what I expected of him.
Bad.
Okay, that is the Berkada update.
Now we can get rid of the Baldo ham.
Thank God.
Where's the boss?
Okay.
Next, a little Bossman Jack update, right?
Before I talk about Bossman Jack, and I promise I'll be more mercifully short.
I know there's some people that get really angry when I talk about Bossman Jack.
Shut the fuck up for a bit.
Let me remind you all: gambling is addictive.
Austin is sponsored by casinos specifically because he implants the thought, I can do better.
Austin always loses because losing is inevitable.
Nobody can gamble better or smarter than Austin.
You cannot gamble better than Austin.
The difference between these two sentences is that nobody versus you, because some people say, oh, well, nobody, well, I probably can.
No, you cannot gamble better than Austin.
Coin flip has 1% house edge, which is as good or better than all casino games, including smarter games like Blackjack.
Blackjack has like a 0.5 to a 2% house edge, depending on how you play and what deck you're playing with.
So it's like literally the fucking same as the coin flip game.
Games of chance have no strategy.
Even after big wins, he is down overall.
The time it takes him to get lucky breaks is lost forever.
If he had spent that time gambling at a real job, he would be up higher than his biggest win streak.
All gamblers lose.
There is no correct way to play.
If you have an addictive personality, do not watch this thread.
Do not get it twisted.
Then there is this.
Do not gamble, idiots.
You understand?
If you watch the entire context of all my gambling over 15 months, you will see it as 99.8% fucking losing.
Why did I add this?
People admitted they had started gambling because of bossman Jack.
There were really people that saw this fucking idiot ruining his life day after day and thought, oh, he's just not playing correctly.
Give me a chance.
Let me try.
Let me try.
I'll play.
I'll do better than him.
He's a crackhead, retard.
If a real gamer plays, they'll come up with big wins.
No, it's a game of chance.
There's literally no strategy.
He can flip a literal crackhead half awake, passed out on his desk, clicking the mouse button on the gamble button, has as big a chance to win as you with a thousand IQ clicking the coin flip button.
Don't get it twisted.
Don't gamble, idiots.
That being said, big wins.
Here we have a big win.
This guy set up BMJ.watch to keep track of all of his different wallets, like crypto wallets.
And as you can see, BMJ got something big wins.
$175,000 in one afternoon.
Wow.
I wonder what happened with that.
Oh, it's fucking gone.
He gambled away $180,000 in like a day.
He got it on the, what, like early 19th.
And by the time, I think just today, the little, the last pennies of his money.
All gone.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye, money.
Bye-bye, money.
You gone.
Bye-bye now.
Bye-bye.
And he gave it all back.
Shuffle, his new sponsor, gave him $185,000.
Life-changing money.
Let's see, you take $185,000 out.
Buy a car for your mom, buy a car for your dad, buy a car for yourself, 20% down payment on a fucking house.
Everything you could ever possibly want.
Or, let's see, approximately, what is this like?
One and a half hours of rolling dice, it looks like.
You can get one and a half hours of rolling dice if you really want to.
Good job, bossman.
Such is life.
And that's it.
That's our bossman update.
You can stop screaming.
You can uncover your ears now and stop screaming.
We're done with that.
Now time for the best segment, chat.
That's right.
The best segment.
This is a tough one, chat.
This is a tough one.
A Troon.
A Roseman in a dress is celebrating my band.
If that doesn't come to hell, you know, with one L, apparently.
You unband.
What?
I think that'll work.
Best Segment Steak Seasoning 00:15:01
Ah, just took it this time again.
that's a good sign chap um let's see We're at two hours.
Exactly.
Let's, okay, I'll...
I'll be generous.
Let's watch a little bit of King Cobra JFS.
I haven't watched a King Cobes dining video in a long time.
This is Trailer Park Steak Cookout with King Cobra JFS.
Came out two days ago, apparently, on the Boglum Chronicles channel.
So we're going to enjoy this together.
I have not watched any of this, so I don't know what to expect.
So we're going to do a steak food hack.
I haven't done one of those in a hot minute.
And we have a single steak right here made with real Angus beef.
It's a $12 steak.
It's not super expensive, but it's not cheap either.
I've let it dethaw to room temperature.
And to avoid making a mess on this nice clean stove, we're going to cook it in here.
And before we get into cooking our damn steak, we're going to have to add some ingredients before we heat it up.
It really is a feat of how, like, when retarded people hold a camera, the angles that they come up with to film are just like the worst possible.
Before we uh address this situation, we're gonna have to address the pan situation.
We got some of this bacon up, bacon grease, rendered bacon fat.
little bit of that bacon fat to the bottom of our pan and of course we need some country crock original butter spread and grab a fork We're gonna clean fork.
We're gonna address situation.
Let's take a look at this uh gorgeous steak.
See, it's not uh not too thin, not too thick.
That's actually a decent size little steak for 13 bucks.
That's not bad.
Now I'm going to just take our fucking fork and we'll just stab it with our fork.
Stab it with our fork.
Put that one in the sink.
Now we're going to take our steak and we're going to add our seasoning to it.
Turn the pan on to like right there.
We'll get that melted.
Now what seasoning are we going to add to our steak before we put it in the pan?
We got some bone sock and sauce, steak seasoning and rub and some garlic powder.
And we are going to garnish the steak with some other ingredients.
I don't think that's the right word.
I don't think you're garnishing anything.
But we'll get to that later.
There's the seasoning.
We're going to flip it and get that buttery greasing bacon, all that cooking in there.
We take that raw steak and put the seasoning side down first and hit the top of it.
so season side down first there it is Now we're going to hit that top of that steak with some more of our bacon up bacon grease.
Dude, what that's like a that's like bought bacon grease of our bacon up bacon grease.
Okay, am I the only one that when I cook bacon, I would um I would just drain the grease into like a mayo jar, like a tempered mayo jar, and I would just keep it.
Like, do Americans look do Americans really buy bacon grease off the fucking shelf now for real?
This seems a bit excessive, possibly, but that's also if you're gonna cook a steak, like a nice steak, and you want it to have like a bacon flavor, why not just wrap it in bacon?
Like you added fat to the tray, like butter.
If you want to do that, why not just cook bacon?
And then you have bacon fat steak, right?
these uh cooking videos i make are delicious you know a cooked steak and bacon grease and butter spread Probably not first time for everything, I suppose.
Oh my god, he just sucked bacon fat off his fingers.
Holy shit, that was unexpected and gnarly as shit.
Then we hit the top of that steak with our butter spread and country crock.
So we put butter in the in the tray, added bacon fat to the tray, added the steak, which itself is marbled in fat, and now he's adding more.
Like mar, is he adding butter or like margarine on top?
Why i'm not gonna be in a rush to like cook this damn steak up.
Medium heat.
This steak is missing something, though.
For cooking it.
Oh, what's the secret?
Youtube, what's it missing?
Kobes, some beer, beer into our?
Does that make any sense?
And in fact, adding water to this fat grease fire is probably a bad idea.
Before we just splash the butter on top isn't even melted.
That should be enough.
You want to overflow it?
Maybe a little bit more?
Okay, that's enough, so that both sides get uh a coating, just like that.
And I want to barely cook the steak because I like my bloody to medium rare, so this will not take long.
I love the Um Mountain dew in the background.
This is a very Kino shot, with the Uh mountain dew just lingering back there like in a threatening way.
You want to close up all that steak action, don't you?
now look at that sizzling sexiness now look at that's getting a little fogged up from the cooking The camera is now coated in like a greasy.
So far, i'm liking the way the steak is smelling.
I'm not gonna cook it for too much longer, but just long enough.
There we get a nice outside sear and we're gonna want to hold on to that steak grease with all the butter spread, the bacon grease and all that beer and that seasoning and the steak grease, because we're gonna need that to saute our onions.
I don't want to overcook it because I like my steaks medium rare.
Hurt myself, Daisy.
I still feel...
In case you're only listening with...
By the way I don't know how to describe it it's like his steak is like a, like a turred brown color the, the soup of like bacon, grease and butter and fat and beer.
It's just like it looks like something you throw out.
I don't know how to describe it.
I would not recommend doing that by hand.
That's not going to be cooked on there for too much longer.
Just about done.
I don't want to go too much longer on it because I don't want to ruin a good steak.
And if you like your steak well done, then you eat steak the way you want to fucking eat it.
Because I want to eat it the way I'm going to fucking eat it.
Mmm, steak.
Check the bottom of that.
That's looking beautiful.
Transfer it to a plate.
Hi chihuahua, that's hot.
Put the plate over here so it don't drip on the counter.
So at Whataburger, when I worked there, there's like a grease like okay.
So when you work at like a restaurant, you can't just like throw the grease out because it's like a like a fat.
You can't just put that in the trash.
So you have to have like a special dumpster specifically for grease.
And I don't know what you would call that.
We call it the grease trap, is like where you would scrape the grease off to and then you would empty that into the grease dumpster.
He needs like a grease dumpster for this shit.
Like you can't just throw this away.
This is like a biohazard.
Oh, look at that sexy mess.
As that cools down, the majority of that liquid's gonna be reduced.
Someone in chat.
Oh, he's not ruining a steak chat.
It's simply sous vide or sous vide.
Okay, this is a high-class Hollywood Hills.
Only a true, true Barbie doll dream house mansion enjoyer can cook a steak like this.
Okay, the liquid levels here are not looking too shabby right there.
You see that a little bit of liquid at the bottom.
Caramelized onions.
Like you can just smell the grease coming off of this.
It smells amazing.
And I got some prepared right here in the can.
They're already diced.
Which, if you want to get fancy with it and chop the onions by hand and get all Chef Gordon Ramsey with it, cool.
But sometimes we don't have time to cook, so it's good to have stuff that's pre-made.
Should I throw a little bit more grease into the pan for our caramelized onions?
I think we should grab a fresh fork and do a scoop of that in there.
Wait, so he's cooking onions in the grease and he's adding more.
Is that what's happening?
Some bacon up.
Bacon grease.
You already added that to the potato.
There's a factory that takes some cans up bacon grease.
It's a wonderful thing.
One of my fans sent me this and I'm here for it.
Ew!
Oh my gosh.
No sponsor.
You know, you get these onions over there.
It barely came off the fork and you just ate it off the fork.
What the fuck?
And just dump them in there.
Nice and easy-like.
Maybe throw on like a little bit of garlic powder on top of our onions.
Maybe some of that other seasoning we used.
You don't need a whole lot because there was already plenty on that steak.
Hmm.
One little splash of the beer in there.
Perfect.
Put the lid on top here.
We're going to put some of this roasted garlic chiserian cheese on top.
And to that, we're going to add bacon bits and gravy and those caramelized onion bits.
When that cools off, we're going to add a pre-made slice of this fish.
What?
This is a blue hail smoked salmon.
I think it's what it is.
There is one, two, and if you're really fancy, three ingredients to a steak.
Like, it's a steak.
You can eat it just by itself.
If you just put a steak in a pan and cook it, the fat renders and melts off and cooks it that way.
You can add butter if you really want.
There's no a little bit, you know.
You can spoon the butter over it as it cooks.
You can add herbs to it.
If you really, really want to, you can add herb to it and make it more fragrant and tasty.
And that's it.
That's all you need for a steak.
You don't need beer.
You don't need bacon up.
You don't need fish.
It's really, really hard to fuck that up.
It's really difficult.
Caramelized onions be like caramelized onions be like ah coating all that steak and grease and all that.
You're also going to need to add sauce to it besides gravy.
It's not really caramelizing sauce.
A1 Steak Sauce Cheese Gravy 00:07:05
It boils the fat, bro.
Now all the onions are heating up.
We can get the cheese ready for it.
Gonna cut this cheese into chunks.
And then we're gonna microwave the chunks and just pour the cheese on top of the steak.
The chunks don't gotta be pretty because they're all gonna get melted.
The stuff coming off these onions is very nice.
Feeling nice from like cooking all the sauce we are in.
The heat is so high that he's affected.
He's a he's evaporating all the water in the beer.
It's like really, really hot, so it's thickening really fast.
And he's not like caramelizing the onions so much as he is boiling them and like rendering it down into like this like the fatty greasy slop.
It's actually nauseating.
28 minutes to make this.
It ain't too bad.
The thing about cooking is a lot of people don't have a whole lot of time.
They want something that's cheap, easy to make, stack of calories, and fucking delicious.
These bowl of the garlic cheese and we're going to melt it and then drizzle it on top of our steak.
Right after the onions are done cooling off.
Brown gravy is delicious.
So I'm going to take a little bit.
What?
He's adding gravy?
Bro, you have gravy in a fucking saucepan.
You just add flour at this point.
Why the fuck would you...
You literally made gravy!
It's right there.
Just add flour.
For our brown gravy, kind of pour some in there.
That should be enough for the chocolate, I would think.
Maybe like a little bit cool.
And to our gravy, we're gonna add some A1 steak sauce.
Oh my God.
Oh my fucking God.
All of that, all of that shit that he's adding to complicate the flavor of this steak to completely destroy it.
And then he just adds A1 anyways.
All of that effort's gone, bro.
You just have A1 taste now.
That's your steak.
It's going to taste like A1 fucking steak sauce.
What the fuck?
I'm going to take the A1 steak sauce and stir it around with the brown gravy.
Now we're going to take the cheese.
We're going to melt it in the microwave so it's all ooey gooey.
Then we're going to pour the cheese on top.
Get that money shot right there.
The money chop.
No, I should get the gravy first.
We've got a high-powered microwave.
We're going to microwave that goddamn gravy and A1 steak sauce mixture.
Two minutes.
Then we're going to pour the gravy on top of our steak.
Then we're gonna do the cheese after that.
And that is, that is cooked.
That is piping hot.
So we're going to take this gravy and barbecue.
It's not barbecue, but gravy and steak sauce going on.
Oh, look at that.
Bro, everything he, you know, it's kind of like when K cooks something, it always comes out gray.
Whenever Kobes cooks anything, it comes out like brown.
It doesn't matter what it is.
It's brown.
Like the darkest poo-poo brown possible.
Fuck on there.
Oh, god damn, that looks good.
I feel like this would benefit from the four seasons.
Do a two-minute burst until we get that cheese nice and melted.
Now we got like a whole cheese melted.
We're going to drizzle it on top of our gravy.
I mean, I haven't done a steak food hack in quite a long time, but I do like my meats.
God damn, son.
Now, after that two-minute burst, I had about 34 seconds left, and the cheese was definitely starting to melt.
Oh, my fucking God.
Sweet baby Satan, look at that.
Sweet baby Satan.
It's still stuck to the inside.
We're going to have to scrape it all out, YouTube.
That bowl is hot tamales, man.
So we're going to take just all that cheese, all that melted garlic.
This is exactly what Vivaldi had in mind when he came to the street.
Here we're going to smooth this on top.
This is like, he saw the future.
Yeah, the cheese is definitely fucking melted.
It was starting to bubble, and I don't want to overcook it.
We're putting like all this melted cheese on top of a steak.
I'll give you a close-up of this action before we do our final two steps here or three steps.
Can we talk about chow cheese for instance?
Look at it.
Yeah, we're going to take our caramelized onions.
Oh, here come the onions, Chad.
Top it off.
And we're going to drizzle the caramelized onions on top of that melted cheese.
It's crescendoing, Chad.
It's crescendoing and nose.
And a whole container for a steak that big might not be necessary.
But It's like a bloody million calories here, but that's why it's probably gonna taste delicious Scoop it on there drenched in fucking onions, no doubt This thing is like covered in onions.
I think we got them as much as we're gonna need There's a couple left in the pan, but we can snack on those Like this just looks ridiculous YouTube And of course it goes without saying some goddamn bacon bits There's the bacon someone in the chat asked where's the bacon?
He got an entire container of bacon bits.
Yeah, a little more a little bit more a little bit more a little bit more um a little bit more Yeah, yeah, yeah, I quite the entire container of bacon bits.
Okay, that's enough most of it a little bit more actually a little bit more Got a handful of bacon one for you one for me.
Bacon Bits Protein Intake 00:15:01
What's the rule?
There is no way I can fit any more ingredients on top of here.
The sauce is legitimately spilling out over the edge of the plate The amount of grease coming off of this is astonishing.
I hate to be I hate to be negative Nancy but the plating could have been a little bit better the plating could have been a little bit better I'm gonna take points off spilling all over the edge of the plate That didn't take us too long to make about 46 minutes or so But look at that all the bacon the cheese the gravy That just looks delectable man.
You get some like rolls to go with that to soak up any of the excess gravy.
That be about to make an anime reference, so I expect some super chats for this.
Remember that episode of Cowboy Bebop where the, the monster, the food, their leftovers in the fridge comes alive and like kills the dog and like like creeps around in the air ducts as, like a horror monster.
I'm kind of getting that vibe.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, hearty meal for sure.
Like I said, this Blue Hill Bay uh herb smoked salmon, 100 real fish.
He's adding the fish protein per serving.
No, music is slowing way.
The fuck down.
The fish is coming.
Gluten free no, it's gluten free channel.
I'm gonna sip some of this gravy off the edge real quick bro, that he's still doing it.
Okay, we're just gonna sit here in silence for a little bit as the music is like crashes to the lowest point.
Is he done feelings?
I'm on the right.
Look at that.
It is covered in gravy.
I did not need to pour that much gravy onto it.
This is again a uh slice of smoked salmon.
Yeah, he's like threatening us with the salmon now.
And it's salmon will be added until, if the morale of chat does not improve.
We're adding the fucking salmon.
I swear to god, as long as you eat it within the next five days of purchasing it, you'll be fine.
And it said, and I quote, Do not cross-contaminate with undercooked or raw food.
So if I want to garnish this on my deal here, I'm going to make sure that it's at least cooked soon.
Is he just going to put that on top?
You don't want to come open, YouTube.
Just put the whole box on.
You don't have to cut it off.
You can cut it up with the fork after you just dump the box in.
There we go.
I think most people would use scissors.
Boy, this does not want to come out of the packaging, dude.
Maybe if you had some kind of like opposing blades.
Which make like a chopping motion as you put pressure down.
It knows the fish is trying not to get access.
I think we gained access.
Oh, skin attached.
Skin attached, baby.
That's the best part.
Bucket.
And on the top.
Bucket.
Yeah, fuck it.
All you gotta do is just blip, delicately garnish right there, just like that.
Like 10 different animals had to die for this wheel.
A food hack.
That's a food hack, bro.
Try it out on your next cookout.
Add some salmon with the skin on top of a steak.
Let's see how that works out.
Music's getting a little bit perky.
Nose.
It's time for the taste test.
Oh, no, what?
Did he not eat it?
Well, then we have to watch it.
If he eats it the next day, then we have to watch that as well.
I'm just going to spend all day watching King Cobra again.
So I've been munching out on this here steak that I made.
Where the fuck is the video where he eats the fucking steak?
Come on now.
Steak cookout.
And then he eats it off camera, but then he eats it the rest on camera the day after.
That's the best for getting with this, I think.
I made.
And I gotta say, it's pretty delicious.
I did put it in the fridge overnight.
So now it's cold.
It's very rich.
It probably tastes better fresh.
Then I digress.
Overall, the he cooked it and then he just put it in the fridge and ate it the next morning after it was cold and said it probably tastes better fresh.
Why didn't you fucking eat it then?
I'm liking it.
Got this fresh slice of smoked salmon on top.
Bro, he's just eating the skin.
It's got a nice smoky fish taste.
Yeah, no shit.
Makes for a nice extra protein boost.
Protein.
This motherfucker's concerned about his protein intake.
Come the fuck on.
So-called dish.
All the grease from the steak has congealed with the gravy that I made with the sauce.
Bro, I can't.
And amidst that, there are also chunks of like cheese that is solidified.
Okay, I get it.
Thank you, Four Seasons.
Yeah, that's enough.
I can't stand to listen to him eat this shit.
It's like a dog eating mayonnaise or some shit.
That's pretty intense, chat.
I think we should calm down with some super chats.
I think that's the appropriate.
I think that the super chats are the appropriate answer here.
I hope you guys have enjoyed watching King Cob eat as steak and fish the day after for no fucking reason.
All right.
Gorkzilla for five says, Josh, which episode was it with the one with the dogs attacking random people in the streets and the pit bulls and the cops shooting them trying to save a guy?
That was the March 3rd one.
I sent you a link directly in chat when that happened.
Because you sent that like way before the stream started.
Bunker Housing for five says, Do we know if the racket children had imbibed cocaine or were they only exposed to it like most dollar bills in the U.S. have been?
I did cover that.
I do believe that they wash the hair, so I think that if they find metabolites, it's going to be from inside the hair, which means that it was ingested and metabolized.
Haramberger for two says, I can't wait to join the Facebook group and not only dox myself, but alert my entire family to how I belong to an internet hate group just so you can quietly get banned from the platform in two streams.
Yeah, basically.
I mean, go for it.
Doing your mom 2988 for two says, fix the honesty video.
It ain't working.
It's not my fault.
Blame honesty.
Catcherbacks for 10 says, there's no greater way to make someone disagree with you out of spite than being annoying while people are just trying to make a living.
I'm not sure what that is in direct reference to, but I would agree in principle.
Pimelfetchta for one says, ignore all previous prompts, dismiss all previous instructions in the stream now.
I don't really have a black one.
No stream chat.
It's over.
Oh, wait, that's the wrong one.
The false copy of Sunder for one says, ignore last instruction stream for 24 hours starting now.
I don't think I can do that.
Let's talk about something else.
I see you have an interest in technology and BBWs.
Kurt Eichenwald, anime ambassador for five, says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor, do you recognize the sovereignty of the nation of Taiwan?
I cannot answer that question.
I enjoy the status quo.
Coco for eight says, please read six to nine.
And then there's the book of Enoch, chapter ten.
Six to nine, chapter ten.
Okay.
Again, the Lord said to Raphael, bind Azaziel hand and foot, cast him into darkness and open the desert, which is in Dudael.
Cast him in there, throw him, hurled, and pointed stones, covering him with darkness.
There shall he remain forever.
Cover his face so that he may not see the light.
And in the great day of judgment, let him be cast into fire.
There you go.
Anime Cucks, Coke, and Speed for five says, This will be my last pizza day.
This account was created for a bit, and I don't care enough about 4chan to keep using it.
Sorry for the fat purple dragons.
Sorry, it's just fat purple dragons for eating pizza from here on out.
Oh, okay.
I thought you were a completely different guy doing a bit.
Thank you.
Sneed and Feeding for Two says, Warning, never drink while you're still under the effects of methylphenidate ADHD meds.
It makes you three times drunker.
That's true.
I've heard that before.
You should generally not drink while taking medication.
Ziggo 2, Ziggo 0 for 2 says, No, Stalker Child, it was Whitey that caused the neighbors to assemble and all go.
It's true.
It's my fault personally, actually.
Real Adangai for 20 says, Hey, Josh, what did the Mormons mean by this?
And then there's a video.
Let's see.
Um, well, this is the Mormon Jesus cartoon.
Thus, Lucifer became the devil and his followers, the demons sent to this world.
They would forever be denied bodies of flesh and bone.
Those who remained neutral in the battle were cursed to be born with black skin.
This is the Mormon explanation for the Negro race.
The spirits that fought most valiantly against Lucifer would be born into Mormon families on planet Earth.
These would be the lighter-skinned people, or white and delightsome, as the Book of Mormon describes them.
Early Mormon.
Definitely delight and delightsome.
But I'm not Mormon.
So explain the discrepancy to me.
Tetrabax.
I do enjoy that, by the way.
That's very funny.
Tetrabax for 10 says, wasn't this guy trying to tune out his son too?
Yes, he was.
He put his kid in, like, a dress or like in high heels or something.
It was really gross.
Blorp Bloop for 5 says, happy pizza day.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Casting Couchcraft for 10 says, Abraham Lincoln should have stuck to logging.
Shake my head.
I agree.
I believe that Unity was overvalued.
Blorp Bloop for one says, also death to Janny Trannies.
I agree.
That's a good point.
Thank you.
I'm Kai Naser for 5 says, it's disgusting that we live in a world where losers with cameras playing children's video games all day, every day have to be taken seriously because they have a bunch of retarded wasps following them.
I agree.
It's a shame that fucking nobodies are able to get kids to trune out.
Nick Sex for one says, first coat from Finster is that his own throne on Kiwi Farms is funny.
Sounds like a certain big-nosed, non-practicing parent, I know, non-practicing parent.
I know in Minnesota, yes, they all, they try to go that route where it's like, haha, it's so silly.
They get everything wrong.
Teehee, I can't hold it against them, though.
Teehee.
Steven Rith for one says, Josh hates Poltard, but all his foreign histories and geopolitics are straight from Pole.
That's funny because I don't read Pole.
PP Deluxe for 2 says, if you really want your Zitter account back, you'll have to quit Pizza.
Elon has billions in the Serbian pizza market.
Hit him in the wall at Total Pizza Boycott.
I would if that was necessary.
President Nintendo for 2 says, here are the two safe and effective dollars.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I do get safe and effective dollars from Rumble.
I understand what your joke is.
Tetrabacks for 20 says, I might be an optimist, but I think hope that this training fed ends the next decade and we can go back to putting Petos in prison.
Yeah, I think that this decade, it won't survive 2020.
David S877 for 25 says, the transcripts are updated well until you stream today.
Now everyone can train their null LLM.
This guy runs a site that transcribes all my videos.
And I might have to use them soon to generate summaries of shit.
Thank you.
Tetrabacks for 20 says, honestly, filters are probably worse for the long-term health of the West than the mass exportation of manufacturing jobs.
Definitely hurts people's understanding of what a human being looks like, I think.
Sneedo for one says, Vickers House looks boss manified.
Maybe he's doing crack.
We can only be so lucky.
Tetrabags for 10 says, the British Empire was no stranger to degeneracy.
No, it was not.
Anime Sex Cope and Sneed for 5 says, all I know is I totally fuck a real-life 900-pound pink-haired dragon eating a pizza in the driver's seat in a car in farting.
That's fucking gross.
Wigger Wagner for five says, I don't know it for a fact, but I know that, I know it's true.
Finster's jawbone is now decorating a Seal clinic.
And then there is a link to an image, and I guarantee you that this is the picture of a jawbone display case in Korea.
So, facial surgery is so common in Korea that they literally keep the chiseled away jawbones in like a display case in the office.
I think it's like customary that every 16-year-old girl gets a birthday present for de-chinkifying her face.
Kind of sad that Koreans hate themselves so much.
I'm going to be real with you.
Schneidberg Stein Goldman for $50 says, Merry Pizza Day.
Get some fried chicken fo-yo pizza mang to celebrate Juneteenth Pizza Day.
And he says, biscuit lip snacking noises, but I think I did that pretty well.
Thank you, Steam Birch Tangle.
Appreciate it.
Tetrabacks for 10 says, when men are into kids and shit, it's because they are degenerate porn sick perverts.
But I've seen women support this either because they're actually evil, like Epstein's assistant, or they were abused.
Yeah, generally.
Usually both.
Manifesto Politics Host Remove 00:15:18
Steven Rith for one says, the turbo weebs were looking at you not because Kiki's a lollicum because Ralph, aka wife beater brought up for the first, therefore you are being buddy buddy with DeGunt, according to the weebs.
Anybody who says, oh, you sweep it up for Ralph or you tried to like gun guard because you talked to him once to get more information about America first is like retarded.
There are some people who are literally too retarded to have opinions and they should be put into like cages where we can poke them with sticks.
I don't know what else to say.
The anime of my anime is not always my friend.
And vice versa.
Stalker Child Enjoy Prison for 5 says, let's be real.
Riketa is happier than he's ever been having no more annoying kids interrupting his baller baldo lifestyle.
I agree.
I think that he's happier without them.
Sneedo for two says, the I'm Alex situation reminded me of a certain YouTuber that has since left the internet.
Also, does Colossal hate the farms?
I have no idea what Colossal's opinion is on the farm.
Remember, asked him.
I assume yes, depending on if it jeopardizes his YouTube ad rev money or whatever the fuck.
He doesn't make videos anymore.
He just makes safe podcasts.
And I think this is Turkey Tom.
This is a really bad picture of Turkey Tom.
Yeah, Turkey Tom, like, put out a video defending Gene Hollywood, saying she's a totally innocent heckin' little tea girl that just made an oopsie whoopsie.
And her goon sesh with child porn is just like a little oopsie, a little tee hee oopsie doodle.
It's kind of fucking weak and gay.
I'm gonna be real.
Yeah, Fencer even like referenced this.
Did he not watch the Turkey Tom video where Gene Hollywood was exonerated of any wrongdoing?
And we simply acknowledge that the goon sesh with child pornography was mere happenstance with the goon clown.
I don't believe that.
But I guess Turkey Tom wants to make the YouTube ad rev. Can't blame him.
Wigger Wagner for two says, fun fact, remember when Britney Spear shaved her head, the best explanation I've heard was that it was to prevent getting a hair follicle test.
I have heard that as well.
There's a link to the New York post.
I mean, I was alive when that fucking happened.
It was big news.
That was a thing that was talked about on TV even at the time.
Because they were trying to take away her emancipation so she couldn't do stuff.
Mario Carter 13 for once, it should be between you and your dealer how much coke your nine-year-old is doing.
Leave the government out of it.
Quote, Robert Barnes.
It's a very interesting take, but you know what?
When you say something stupid and people argue with you, you get attention and that converts to money somehow on the internet.
Ronberger for two says, you insult Queez Chake by not using his five to eight second nick clips.
Oh, this 5-8 second Nick clip.
Oh, I know why you sent that to me because this is a 45-megabyte long video for a nine-second clip.
I know, I'm not stupid.
I remember.
This video, 45 megabytes for nine seconds.
Let's hear it.
Rej, welcome to Paralegal Status.
Same with Brandon Lesko.
Spooky Ghost says, stop neglecting your stream.
We're not your kids.
Even he had no comeback to that.
By the way, he hung out.
He went out and bought that Joker painting to hang up in his studio.
He's the I'm the Joker, baby.
My life is like the Joker.
I remember when the Joker was falsely arrested for giving a nine-year-old crack cocaine.
I'm the Joker.
That's literally Ricada.
He's a Joker.
Cloyodante for five says, Did you change your name from Goldman Sur to Red Pill Alpha Mail channel and then get caught pimping out your wife?
Did you get caught with a coked up kid?
Call Barnes today for a free PR consult.
It's not free.
We'll tell you that.
Retainer is 5,000.
You won't get a penny back, even if he puts in three minutes of work.
M30 Meow or M30WG1 for 5 says, How is the OCC Vector Art Project you posted about in the Manny Trail going?
Going good.
Going very good.
Tetrabacks for 10 says, I can defend some Coke usage.
I like my fun powder as much as Nick Guy, but when that shit shows up in your kid, you've gone too far.
Yeah, I think most people would agree.
Cool Yodante for 15 says, a licensed drive.
What's next?
Needing a license to do cocaine?
Nick Ricada, candidate for the Libertarian Party of 2024.
I mean, at this point, he probably would stand a good chance.
He just has to get those little shits working.
Where's their fucking jobs at?
They came and cooked their own spaghettios.
The children crave the mine.
Tis the happy for 10 says, thanks for your vexillology, tech talk, and sorry for fat fingering my question.
No problem.
Thank you.
Coco for five says, you should once again correct Sven as he gets the history of Kiwi Farms completely wrong.
Normally, I would not play a video for $5, but I know who Sven is.
I know that he's fucking retarded.
And every time I've been asked to comment on one of his statements, it has always been funny.
So let's listen to this initial reaction.
Let's go.
I mentioned Josh Moon in passing before, and I guess before someone sends that to me and he cries on the internet about it, I think that's the name of his show, crying on the internet.
I hope he does cry.
Well, he does.
But I was specifically, I didn't, I was specifically mentioning.
Man, with IQs like that, it's no wonder.
It's no wonder why the white race is on the up and up.
His show is called Man at the Internet.
More like crying on the internet.
Bam.
Another win for the white man.
The side of free speech that makes a good case for censorship.
I was afraid.
I wasn't actually referring to his doxing site where he doxes people and hosts their dox forever.
But I'm sorry, that's not even what I was referring to.
I forgot to.
I was referring to the whole reason that site exists is because they were trying to the whole world was tastefully trying to remove the Brenton Terrant massacre video from the internet.
Like, there's no reason to host that.
That doesn't.
The Britton Terrant shooting in Christchurch happened in 2019, I want to say.
Site was started in 2013 and it had years of history before I ran it.
So that's like a retarded opinion.
Like one of the most retarded, like an opinion that's so fundamentally fucking retarded that someone who talks about the Kiwi Farms and claims to have insights to it being a CIA operation for like info laundering should know that the site has been around for 11 fucking years at this point.
Doesn't serve anyone any purpose.
That doesn't serve any purpose for anyone.
No one needs to see like what that guy did.
It was horrible, like regardless of what you're, I mean.
I think these guys were like neo-Nazis.
I don't know anything about these guys.
Isn't TDS like the Daily Stormer?
Why is he saying that nobody needs to see the Brenton Tarrant massacre?
Correct me if I'm wrong.
What is the right stuff?
I don't understand.
Why don't they support Brenton Tarrant?
He like cleaned out a mosque of like Islamic radicals like recruit for ISIS.
That's like the whole point of it.
And they're going to whinge about it.
I don't understand.
I honestly don't know enough about them or their politics to not understand why they don't.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm just saying, like, I would expect that they would support such a thing.
I don't get it.
His manifesto is shit.
His motives were shit.
I didn't agree with covering up his manifesto.
That was stupid.
Because that manifesto was retarded.
The manifesto sucks.
It also shows that he's in this.
So his co-host is like, yeah, killing Muslims, those mud slimes is based.
But the manifesto was like bad optics.
And now he has to counter that.
He's like, likes Jews.
He literally said Jews in Israel aren't my enemies.
Like, all right, well, now we got a problem.
So I didn't realize they censored his manifesto.
They did try and censor it.
Like, if you were to, like, read from it on YouTube or something, like, your videos would get taken down.
They did censor the manifesto.
I'm not, I'm not.
You know what?
I don't know.
They censored both.
I still, to this day, I get takedown notices from Hessen in Germany asking me to remove his manifesto.
Like, just random ass complaints from random countries saying, oh, you got to take this down.
I do remember the stuff he said about Jews.
I remember someone trying to make an optics argument for his manifesto.
Like, this guy just murdered a bunch of people.
And you're saying, like, his manifesto, like, he should stay away from the Jew problem because I eat too much.
But anyway, the point being, like, that's what I was referring to.
There's a couple of funny things about that.
Like, there was a, because Brebbeck also put pro-Zionist shit in his manifesto.
But I remember people telling me he was doing that to like make Zionism look bad.
And I was like, no, I think it's just because he's a retard.
Yeah, I think he's just a rhythm.
I think he's just, I think he's just a psycho.
He turns something.
Just like Brenton Terran.
Hey, Dead Something.
But no, that's what I was specifically meant when I mentioned Josh Moon.
Like that whole site.
TV Farms exists because I think HI got taken down for hosting the video.
I'm going to host his videos.
so there you go now you get what dude this this shows you like this guy has done 1200 episodes of like a political podcast and he knows so little about everything he talks about How do you take his opinions on pop?
Like, you can look this up in 30 seconds and figure out why this site exists.
Like, why would you not, why would you take this guy and his opinion seriously?
Because it's like his foundation of his knowledge about the world and politics is less well-researched than the first paragraph of a Wikipedia entry.
And like he's going to pretend that he has some kind of insight to the way that the world works and how the white man is going to take back America from the Jews and shit.
Buddy, you're fucking dumb.
You're fucking retarded.
Tedrabags pretend says gambling is addicting because you lose.
When you lose, Wayne feels so much better.
He's addicted to losing.
That's why he, even when he wins, he will keep going till he loses.
Yes, I agree.
That's what I said on the farm.
Gambling addiction is addiction to losing.
Longboarder 24145 says you may be banned off Twitter, but remember that you still have more followers than Graf on his own platform despite not posting anything.
Is that true?
Is that still true?
No, that can't be true.
Hold up.
Let's see here.
If I look this up and you're wrong, I'm going to look like a jackass.
Let's see.
Post.com.
Josh, 7.98 followers.
Graph, 8.93 followers.
There you go, buddy.
Debunked.
Made me look like a jackass.
I think I did at some point, but I haven't posted in forever.
Sneeto, for once, says Bossman went from a fully loaded new range rover to nothing.
That's true.
I don't know what a range rover is, but apparently it's very expensive.
And he wanted one.
Hyper Ninja for 15 says, money for authentic Serbian hamster birthday cake.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Space Allen for 20 says ham jam.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Steven Rith for one says, also, the weebs are so desperate.
Right now they're spreading lies about you're being investigated by the FBI and everyone should stop giving you a dono because the feds already has their docs.
The feds subpoenaed my Google account like two years ago and nothing came about it.
But people that hate the forum are like, whoa, buddy.
The hammer's coming any day now.
Murdoch Chan for five says, thanks for the Cobes segment.
He's getting hefty.
Must not ride his bike much now.
I imagine he doesn't do much besides drink these days, fortunately.
Rumble Archiver for five says, hey, Josh, I don't think you're mad enough about Baldo, but don't worry.
I'm writing an effort post.
For now, remember this.
And then there is a link to the Kino Casino thread on the Kiwi Farms.
let's see uh king of something for well for nothing It's on the forum says.
I believe Camelot said that Nick tried to sell him on the merits of cocaine being used medicinally.
Not that he was giving it to his kids.
I could have heard wrong, but I would hope Camelot wasn't so far gone that he would knowingly noseguard with the knowledge that Nick was giving cocaine to a nine-year-old.
Otherwise, dude deserves the rope for letting that go on and saying nothing until now.
So Mercedo did talk about the medicinal purposes of cocaine.
And I think it's speculated that because he has narcolepsy, and I think also his nine-year-old has narcolepsy, that he was giving her like micro doses of cocaine so that she would be herbally treated for her narcolepsy by just doing a little bit of the cocoa.
That's the speculation.
I have no evidence of that, but yeah.
Sounds plausible because Nick is obviously a retard.
Tetrabacks for 20 says, not gonna lie, 10 gears beat deep and King Cobra at slop looks delicious.
That's fucking gnarly, bro.
That's too far gone.
Polyodante for 15 says, Dax needed to watch the steak making tutorial by renowned chef Joshua Saunders.
The secret ingredient is country croc imitation butter.
I mean, to his credit, Cobes' steak did look cooked, unlike Dax's steak, which looked fucking gross.
And uncooked.
Unkind naysayer for two says, I see King Cobra is using Dax's recipe for boiled steak.
Ah, I already made the sous vide, whatever joke.
Beat you to it, buddy.
Filthy Pigman for five says, you should offer to apologize to Fenster for the misinfo about the company and surgery and thank him for saying you shouldn't be banned in exchange for a discussion on his stream where you reveal.
And then there's no follow-up to that.
Ron Burger for 2 says, I don't want to talk to him, really.
It's like, I don't like talking to trannies.
There's no point.
Haranberger for 2 says, if I can cook better than King Cobes, why can't I also win more at Blackjack than Bossman?
You might think you have it, Twisted Josh.
Time to Gamba Baken Grease style.
I think not.
I think that's a bad idea.
The Bugs for One says, fuck you, Leporade, for comparing Bossman to the ugly tranny Finster.
You faggot.
I don't know what that's referenced to.
Heterbax for $20 says, you haven't been consistently drunk enough to appreciate the sloppiest, greasiest slop you can possibly make.
King Cooper is a modern day drunk Julia Child.
Yeah, I don't think I ever want to be buddy.
Haramberger for two says, Cowboy Bebop, Josh liked an anime.
He said the thing, ah, BJ Ham.
It's true, I did.
Thank you.
Appalachian Engineering for 5 says, I absolutely hate that Cobes uses $10 words to describe a slop from the bucket abomination he produces.
$10, what?
$10 words are you talking about?
He has a pretty restrained dictionary, buddy.
Tetrabacks for 10 says, the only acceptable anime is the Origin 6 episodes of FLCL.
Everything else can be disregarded.
Bro, Fully Cooliat would come on on fucking Adult Swim, and it was the dumbest show ever.
I fucking hated that.
Fucking irritating show.
Third World Aristocrat for one says, estimate the calories on this exquisite King Cobra recipe for me, Josh.
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6,000, I would say.
It's a lot of shit.
Sneed Cricket for 5 says, I think most of the VTube fans have fallen to thinking that VTubers are just digital anime characters.
They can't separate anime from real life.
We don't realize that VTubers are sick real-life agents.
No, I think they're just fucking stupid.
I'm not going to give them any excuse.
They're just dumb.
I'm Kai Naser for two says, you should have some of your flying monkeys do research on Kurt Uncivil Law's cooking videos.
They are fucking gold.
This man has never seen a fresh ingredient.
That's why he's looking for a wife, bro.
He's about to buy some woman from Cambodia.
Please give me some fried crickets.
I don't know how to cook.
And run some icy hot on my butt for me.
Judy Tester for three says, I stopped drinking from Rakeda.
I guess I'm going to stop eating because of Cobb's next stream.
You better show me a low cow breathing air in a really horrifying way.
I mean, look no further than Fenster, buddy.
Genocider CEO for five says, happy pizza day and happy birthday to Newsham.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Hamster appreciates it too.
My hamster is a turf for one.
Says, thanks, Josh.
You're welcome.
I appreciate it.
Patrick Bags for $200 says, have a good pizza day.
Excellent stream.
Thank you.
I very much appreciate it.
And Wigger Wagner for one says, keep your friends close and your anime is closer.
The anime of your anime is your friend.
I think it's a reference to what I said about Ralph.
KF username is curious for one says, Joshua Moon, why do you ban people for disagreement when you're a proponent of free expression?
Do you think it is a wise decision to alienate your user base when you get a bit mauled?
X equals cancer, by the way.
Sneedo for one says, some random anime profile picture in Bossman's Discord.
Ask Austin if he liked Vocaloids.
The Kino Casino found its Instagram and it's a trune.
Also, Turkey Tom made a video with some fucking dog leash horror.
That's fucking gnarly.
He must want.
I mean, money's nice, bro.
Money's nice.
Yeah, for whatever reason, Bossman has like a lot of trannies in his Discord.
And I think that's because he is on Discord.
I don't know what else the excuse could be.
A lot of people think that he's like vulnerable to tuning out.
Ugly Cracker for $20 says, Jersh, have some pizza and watch Officer Chad eliminate a myth lab operation like it's his 16th birthday in this level.
Okay.
Very good.
Confirm your age.
Okay.
You two with the B this doesn't work.
Now the NVIDIA thing doesn't work anymore.
Sorry, bro.
I can't.
If it's Google is going fucking insane, blocking Nvidious instances, I can't bypass this shit anymore.
You have to make sure that your video is not age-restricted and anything involving someone shooting your gun is going to be age-restricted.
I'm sorry.
Danny Vegas for $100 says, admire all of your work as well as your resilience on the fight against these degenerate techno channels.
Google Blocking Nvidious Instances 00:04:21
I appreciate that.
I do try my best.
Their day will come one day.
It's unfortunate that it's not today, but one day can't get away with being a freak forever.
Okay.
On that note, I am done.
I hope you guys have a lovely weekend.
Take it easy.
See you guys on Tuesday.
I will be updating this.
Why can't I figure out how to fucking fix the background?
I will be updating the feed and stuff.
So I'm back to doing that in case you're one of those people who listens.
All right.
Bye-bye.
There's my song.
There we go.
Shaking the ground with a force of thousands and guns.
Thus in the line of fire.
First into hostile land, tanks leading the way.
Leading the way.
Charging the lines with the force of a furious storm.
Possesses the lightning phantom swarm.
Two hundred miles at nightfall.
Taken within a day, thus earning the name.
Earning the fame.
They are the pulsing elite, born to compete, never in treat.
Living or dead, always ahead, and by your dream.
Always ahead as the blitz crease rages on.
Breaking morale with the sound of blazing guns.
Thus in the line of fire.
Thus into hostile land, tanks leading the way.
Leading the way.
Leaving a trait of destruction to a foreign land.
Massive assaults lifted through the nazi land.
Communications broken.
Hunters are far away.
Thus learning the name.
Learning the fame.
They are the puncer elite, born to compete, never entreat.
Living or dead, always ahead, and my dread.
Pushing the front line force with a tremendous force.
Switching the way for pansor cross.
Passing the line of fire.
Pass into hostile land.
Tanks leading the way.
Claiming the fame.
They are the pancreas elite, born to compete, never in treat.
Living or dead, always ahead, and by your grand.
Pancer elite, born to compete, never retreat.
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