Crouching Juju, Hidden Cow explores chaotic listener stories involving Dax Masterson's toxic polyamorous entanglements and Bossman Jack's gambling violence. The host critiques Juneteenth menus, Google Maps' potential to reinforce spatial inequality, and AI art generation while addressing transphobic rhetoric regarding Tumblr and Kiwi Farms. Discussions span from Eric July's IRS reporting by "Juju the Cow" to the cancellation of Nick Fuentes's AFPAC event, ultimately highlighting how online communities amplify racial animosity, financial exploitation, and social anxiety through unregulated digital spaces. [Automatically generated summary]
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Masa gonna love us.
You know, I was hungry.
What should we eat?
Some of that good old watermelon.
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Yeah, Jazz.
Think it's time to bring it on to this watermelon.
Ain't gonna eat itself.
Hambone, hambone, handbone, we had.
Hambone, hambone, hambone, we had.
Massa is coming.
Massa is coming.
Massa, it's clonin'.
Shhh.
Hot the water, man.
Hot the quid.
Yo, check it, y'all.
This is Nas.
And if that don't stop, hip-hop is dead.
In case you're wondering, that was not, not a racist song.
That was a critical commentary on the state of the hip-hop industry by Nas, who's actually a real, a real musician and has done songs that are not terrible.
Nas comes from a field of hip-hop called introspective hip-hop, which is a critical, introverted look into the capital B black community and its faults,
which is the most tolerable form of hip-hop because usually hip-hop is just like, she and them white people done did us bad and we was off wrong because the devil white people and one day we will rise to fug up and take over the America from the white people that did us done bad and dirty.
Whereas Nas and Tupac and the guy that did Dance of the Devil.
I think it was Nas, wasn't it?
That was a good song.
They're like, hmm, maybe black people are partially responsible for why black people is the way they is.
And a lot of these guys get like lit up by black people like, nah, it was whitey.
This masterpiece comes from Nas Nick Cannon.
And I don't know who those other people are.
Anyways, just some Juneteenth African American history for you all.
This is an extremely old video.
This video is so old.
I remember it on 4chan.
I think I saw it on the flashboard for 4chan.
I think that not only was this video old, like when it was published, I think it was older when it was first published.
So it was like it's doubly, it's even older than.
Anyways, so there you go.
I tried because I wanted to get into the mood.
Apparently, Juneteenth is now a federal holiday, thanks to Biden.
And I find Juneteenth to be an incredibly stupid holiday.
I've already gone over this because I talked about how they celebrate Juneteenth as the end of slavery, but it was not.
It was the end of slavery in the Confederacy.
And it was just declared to be so.
And then they put down slavery in the Confederacy after the Emancipation Proclamation.
Because the Emancipation Proclamation, most people don't know this, only freed slaves in the South, in the rebel state.
So you had slavery in New Joise, Maryland, Missouri, and some other states.
I forget.
Maybe I don't remember.
It's Kentucky.
He still had slaves.
Point is that Juneteenth is not the emancipation of the black man in the United States.
Came after the 13th Amendment was passed, but the 13th Amendment was ratified in December, which means that you can't have that be a holiday because it's already sharing holidays with other made-up black shit, like Kwanzaa.
In fact, I would think there's probably how many federal holidays we have like one federal holiday for like Jesus, and then we have at least two federal holidays for black people because we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day and then also Juneteenth, which is the dumbest fucking name ever because there are many days that could be Juneteenth.
How many fucking days and teen?
All the ones after 13, no, including 13, all the way up to 19.
So it could be June 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th, or 19th.
You just have to guess.
You just have to learn this.
You have to know that Juneteenth is supposed to be the 19th.
As if I don't know why.
That frustrates me more than anything.
Like the ambiguity of the date name.
If you're going to do like a cute Portmont 2 name, why don't you make it make sense?
You're making up a fucking word.
Why don't you make it make sense?
I don't know.
It just frustrates me personally.
This is probably going to be a short stream because I tried to go out and I tried to find black people content.
I think I did this last year too.
This exact same thing where I try to go out and find black people shit and just do a black people stream.
And black people are fucking boring.
They don't do anything.
And if they do do it, it's on like websites that nobody watches.
I imagine there are like black, black people meme groups on Facebook where they like shoot each other and shit over nothing.
I don't have access to this.
Yeah, I need like an actual shuck and jive motherfucker to go out and find me some black people content.
Frustration With Black Content00:03:53
But then again, it's like, it's the same reason why there are no, like, if you ever watch like true crime, there's no black people in true crime.
It's like whenever they do white people true crime, it's like Dare.
Um, oh, what's his name?
Greg Williams was an average man who seemed to have it all.
Four kids and a beautiful wife.
They seemed to be the perfect couple.
But suddenly, one day, that all changed.
What made Greg snap?
Why did he murder his entire family?
You can't do that.
Like, he's like, even after the trial, he maintained his innocence.
And the true motivation for his crimes has never been found.
It's like that.
It's like, okay, well, Daryl Williams was fiending for crack cocaine.
His baby mama, Janiqua, said, Ayo, ho up.
I need that money for them kids and shit.
And he said, nah, bitch, I'm getting that crack cocaine.
Fuck, you get your own money.
Ho, I'll turn you ass out on the street and shit if I have to, bitch.
And then he shot her.
You can't do a true crime narrative on black people.
Oh, I can guess why he killed her.
Let me take a guess.
He was addicted to crack.
Let me guess he was a violent, low IQ thug gangbanging asshole.
And he was, she cheated on him or something.
Like, okay, I got it.
Things.
There's no cloaked motives here.
No love triangle kept secret from the public eye.
No keeping up with the Joneses.
He was never so infatuated, so addicted to success that he had to murder his business rivals to get ahead in the industry.
You know, none of that shit.
It's just like, there I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
He rolled up on me and I said, motherfucker, we don't like you hood niggas around here and shit.
And I pulled out my clock and I, you know, what's that?
My high point.
Is it high point?
High point sounds right.
And I pull out my hom point and I fire two rounds.
Then my gun disassembled in my hand and scattered to the ground and shit.
And I tried picking up the pieces to hide the epidance, but then sorry, my racist rant has been interrupted by Sterling collapsing.
Now it's back.
Today I was listening to this white boy talk some shucking jive shit on his internet podcast.
And I pull up my high point and I said, nigga, that's the last N-word.
You nigga ass niggas ain't nigga on the internet.
Fuck you, bitch, motherfucker.
Unloaded.
I fired two shots at his style link and it busted.
Because I actually held it upright so that the iron sights would line up.
And then I pulled the trigger twice and the high point disassembled in my hand.
I tried to get the pieces of the high point, but it was just scattered today winds at that point and shit.
So I knew the police was going to find me.
So I hijacked my baby mama's car.
She uses it to work and I took off to Charleston, South Carolina.
But I got pulled over before I crossed the state lines because my baby mama's tags was expired because she didn't pay them.
And then I was arrested because they put out the APB for me for smoking nigga and shit.
And then Daryl was arrested and sentenced to 20 years to lie for attempted murder.
All right.
It's a true story.
Injected Ads in Playlists00:06:08
It is.
It just happened.
We'll keep this short.
We'll keep it.
I'm already fucking blathering because it's like, okay, what do I talk about?
First things first.
YouTube is fucking with shit.
YouTube has decided enough is enough.
I've had it with these motherfucking egg blocks on this motherfucking internet.
Everybody strap in.
We're going to open a goddamn window.
Which is, by the way, a quote from a black man.
Juneteenth.
So what they're doing, if you don't know, modern video live streaming is not a file.
Modern videos are a composite of many files and they are put together in a playlist.
And traditionally, how you would think of a playlist is one video after the other.
A playlist in this sense is a list of small files that are in a traditional playlist sense that play consecutively.
And this helps it so that the file content, like if you have like a 20-hour long video, you don't have to cache that entire 20-hour long video.
It's going to be cut up into like 20,000 pieces, right?
And then you just load the pieces that people are actually watching.
And that way, it's easier for the YouTube servers to keep up with it.
So what they're doing before in the past, the browser would simply say, okay, it's time to load an advertisement.
And they would pause the video, throw the JavaScript, load in the advertisement as its own video.
And then after you watch it, you would be able to continue watching the playlist.
They're changing that.
They're changing that so that as you watch the playlist, they will lie to your computer and insert videos that are indistinguishable from the regular segments of the video, but which do contain advertisements.
And in this way, it's very difficult to.
I was rumbled down.
Kick works, Telegram works.
Anyways, so what I was saying is that they inject the ads directly into the playlist, and this way you can't help but to watch the ads because it's indistinguishable from video content.
Now, for the links to work for the ads, there's going to be some things that change so that the browsers could possibly detect when the ad is playing.
So it's going to become like a more cat and mouse game.
But the real insidious factor of this is that you're going to be downloading, you know, content from YouTube and it's going to be lying to you.
So if you're using YouTube DLP, there's a chance that you might like cache or like hard encode an advertisement into your archives.
So it's like another thing.
And what they're trying to do, by the way, and people get this wrong, it's not that they're trying to get more people to watch ads.
They're trying to get more people to subscribe.
Because the logic is that those people who are so adverse to ads, they want to run ad block are probably also people that they can get to subscribe to their monthly YouTube premium shit.
And I refuse.
I completely refuse.
And I think anyone who does subscribe to YouTube to get around advertisements, you're fucking cattle.
I said this before, but you're like not a human being.
You're like some kind of plant.
I should be allowed to eat you because you're not a human.
You're just literal cattle that can be slaughtered.
I can put meat hooks in you, hang you upside down, butcher you and grill you on a barbecue and eat you because you're not like a real person.
Every single person who pays for YouTube premium to not watch ads is in fact livestock and not a real person.
So that's what's happening here.
How the hell do we donate on this site?
You cannot.
If the Rumble ad is down, then you know what?
I'm just not getting super chats today.
I don't know what to tell you.
It's just not happening.
That's okay.
It's going to be a short stream.
Yeah, I don't have a backup.
I should probably find another backup of like, this is how you super chat if Rumble is down or some shit.
But I do not.
So let's just continue on.
That's that.
And then I encourage people to go ahead and archive as much as possible.
YouTube DLP still works.
I'm not sure what exactly triggers the unskippable ads, the things.
I've noticed on Firefox Forks, I am not getting YouTube ads, but on Brave, I was.
I was getting the playlist ads.
So I'm not sure what exactly they look for, but certain browsers, it doesn't.
The unskippable ad thing doesn't work.
So I'm not looking forward to this.
And I really hate it because it's just like there is such an unbelievable and disgusting emphasis by big tech companies to control information.
It used to be when you had books, when you had CDs, when you had disc, when you had cartridges and ROMs and all this stuff, when you had physical media, you would always have that record of that media.
And you could always go back to it.
You could go back to it without the internet, and it would never change.
And now it's like they want to make it so that every time you listen to a song, you have to download it and stream it.
They want to make it so that you don't ever have a permanent archive of a song.
You don't ever have a permanent archive of anything that you watch.
You watch something and it was good or it was thought-provoking and you try to go back and find it.
And it's like, well, somebody's channel's been taken down or they use 30 seconds of a song in it.
So now the entire video is copyright archived and shit.
It's like they constantly want to have a living, a living copy of content that nobody has a local copy of so that they can manipulate it however they want.
And I fucking detest it.
I would love to see copyright laws change, but they're never going to change because the government supports this kind of system as well.
They want it so that you have to ask permission to watch something and they want it so that people can change things on the fly because that benefits them.
It's very frustrating.
Global Scale Map Routing Issues00:06:25
There you go.
That's the YouTube update.
You want more reasons to hate Google?
Casey Climes posted to X, or sorry, Twitter, because I'm angry at Elon, about his experience working on Google Maps.
No Amy Frederico, I don't know what the fuck, how to pronounce that name, says Google Maps needs a feature for the nicest way possible instead of the fastest.
So Casey responds, so that way it's like you could put in the scenic route and take the scenic route.
Because this is doubly true in Florida, where there's the interstate, and then you also have the scenic routes, and they're literally called that.
And they go right alongside the beach, and you basically never lose sight of the beach when you're driving on that road.
But it's like a much smaller, slower, two-lane highway.
But if you want to go that route, it's you know, it's a nicer drive than the fucking interstate.
So Casey says, This got talked about a lot when I worked on Google Maps.
I would personally love this feature, and it's technically feasible.
Here's why I fought it loudly every time it came up.
Google Maps has over a billion users around the world.
It is truly a global product operating in a scale that's nearly incomprehensible.
The kind of scale changes the way you have to think about the product development, and specifically the nth order effects.
The Google Maps routing algorithm selects the fastest route between your location and your destination.
This means every segment of the street network has an equal chance at being traveled, given the commonality of locations and destination deltas and street segment connectivity.
This all makes sense so far, Chad.
The current algo is basically objective.
Any shift towards nice or scenic routes is going to take some new subset of variables into account.
Beautiful architecture, street trees, etc.
This naturally introduces bias into the system again at a global scale.
On its own, this bias isn't necessarily a bad thing, but let's examine the shape of this bias.
Ask yourself between these two streets, which one is the new scenic route algorithm going to choose?
Then we have a lovely looking New England style, I would guess, main street type thing with a bunch of boutiques.
And then you have, it looks like every shithole, if I had to guess, I would say that's in fucking Baltimore or something.
Now ask yourself, which of those streets is likely the higher income community?
City Planning, my other performer profession, has mountains of research on these correlations.
E.g., low-income communities in the U.S. have 41% fewer trees than higher-income communities.
The white people done took our trees and shit.
We was from in the jungle.
You had trees everywhere.
We lived in the rainforest.
We were kings of the rainforest.
And then we came to North America against our wills and shit.
And the white people done took our trees.
Now, now we're sitting on the pavement.
No trees, no shade.
But it's not just the United States.
This pattern generalizes to nearly every city around the world.
You see where this is going.
Because of its global scale, even a small shift in maps routing from a seemingly innocuous and frankly very useful feature could create reinforcing feedback loops with spatial inequality.
Inadvertently diverting foot traffic from low-income streets to high-income streets takes revenue and potentially tax dollars from already struggling communities and funnels it instead into their richer communities.
Always remember, we live and build tools in complex systems for context.
IME, this idea was usually discussed with regard to walking navigation specifically.
Additional context: I'm sharing my opinion and my opinion alone, which doesn't reflect the perspective of my company as I'm the person who has decided to simply build or not.
Thanks.
Then he says, I've been on this site for over 15 years.
Main character day phases me a lot less than it used to because no matter how grossly misinterpreted my words end up, I know Twitter has the attention span of a goldfish.
Seeing smart people not actually read my threat and boost the same goofy misinterpretation as the engagement junkies is often pretty disappointing, though.
Now, this is Noah Smith saying, What I don't get is why it's good to send more car traffic to poor neighborhoods.
That comes with increased noise, pollution, and danger of accidents.
Wouldn't it improve social justice to send more cars through rich neighborhoods instead?
And he says, My opinion doesn't reflect my company's decision, but any controversy here, imagine if a big company did decide to give preference to particular neighborhoods or streets over the other.
That's why, you know, stay on the interstate.
You don't fucking go into crackshack neighborhoods.
You stay where it's safe.
You have your gun.
You don't, if you have to, if for whatever fucking reason you have to drive through a shitty blue state, you don't fucking stop.
If you're going between Florida and you have to pass through like Louisiana into Arkansas or Texas, don't stop in Nolans.
Just keep make sure you fill up in Mobile before you head on through.
It's a long nast drive, but then you can stop in Arkansas where it's safer.
Just you just don't fucking stop in these places with these people.
You don't want to be there.
The easiest way to avoid these difficult things, say on the interstate where you know bad people live.
Don't stop in Atlanta.
Try not to hit the concrete barrier in spaghetti junction and fling yourself into the fucking hood.
Dude, getting thrown off spaghetti junction in Atlanta and ending up in the hood in the middle of Atlanta is like it's like if your helicopter were to go down on like an island with an uncontacted tribe on it, like that shit, you're fucking gone.
They're gonna like tear you apart like zombies and sell your kidneys on the streets for drugs and shit.
Tumblr's Extreme Kink History00:15:17
It's fucking over.
It's just over for you.
Grab your epippin and stab yourself in the heart so that you don't have to live through it.
Black Ogg down.
Black Ogg down.
I'm in Atlanta.
That was Rumble Backup.
You want to give me money?
You can do it on Rumble now, I think.
I think this works.
Okay, great.
Next, trainees.
I have mild training news.
I apologize.
I intended to watch the Fenster stuff today, but did not have time to.
I know that sounds like a cope.
I did watch through the gym stream.
And I don't know.
I think that I guess I'm too old now.
It's really hard for me to laugh at like child abuse.
Like it's kind of hard.
It's kind of hard to laugh at jokes about how Grace Thorpe is like a dumb bitch because it's like, you know, she doesn't know any other life.
She was raped by her father and is like groomed into being his living girlfriend.
He knows she still calls him daddy, even though they have sex.
And it's not like a sexual daddy.
It's like dad.
It's not, I don't know, giving the heebie jeebies.
I'm too old for this.
And even knowing like the old clip of, oh god, what's her face?
Jesse Slaughter.
Like knowing that she was abused by him, that they were in like a broken house, that he died of a heart attack when he was 53, and then she pooned out.
She became like an obese social justice warrior and pooned out and cut her tits off, and it was like covered in like slash marks.
It's like, oh man, it's also when you're like a psychopathic teenager on Fortune, it's a lot more funny.
But when you know that she had like sent nudes out and little boys were like extorting her with like child pornography, it's like a lot less funny.
I guess I'm too old, chat.
I'm sorry.
I'm no longer the cool kid on the internet.
I'm uh I'm an old man and my sensibilities have changed uh profusely.
Um cool.
So let's talk about this.
This is something that I'm kind of unfamiliar with, but I'll try my best.
I'll read this, but first I'll read this backwards because the context is at the bottom.
Um, so New York Tumblr was acquired, I believe, by Yahoo.
If I remember correctly, it's been a while since I talked about this.
I don't think I ever talked about this because it happened so long ago that I um the Tumblr shit.
I think my podcast came after Tumblr.
If you don't remember, Tumblr was like this.
What's the successor to Tumblr?
Because Tumblr was like this proto-social justice pot.
I guess everything became Tumblr.
There's no successor to Tumblr, just like everything was Tumblr.
But like there was a point, and this is kind of hard to imagine if you're younger, if you're like 20.
When I first started the Kiwi Farms, trannies didn't exist.
There were transvestites that were just like, you know, a very, very small and bizarre.
They were kind of like an extreme.
They were like midgets.
I would say trannies were about as frequent in person as a midget.
So trannies were kind of like this pitied, weird minority.
And the T in LGBT was mostly like drag.
Gay men love to dress up as women because they hate women and they love to put on women face and act like gigantic man whores and say like, look at me, I'm a woman.
I'm a dumb slut.
I hate women.
Fuck my ass.
Like that's that's the whole drag culture.
So there were drag queens, which was common only at gay strip clubs.
And then there were transvestites, which were like extremely mentally ill people that everyone recognized as mentally ill.
And they were so infrequent that I would probably put them as about as frequent as a midget.
Then in 2010 something, I would say around 2014, he started having Tumblr.
And Tumblr was basically like a melting pot of mentally ill people who got together to commiserate about how fucked up they were.
And because mental illness was like a currency for attention on Tumblr, they would outdo each other.
And it's like, not only am I a trans, but I am true spirit.
I am, I am, I'm true spirit.
Oh, I'm a multiple system.
And Liz Fong Jones did this.
Liz Fong Jones believes that he's like eight different people into one, and some of them are robots and some are celestial beings and stuff.
And they would just come out and say the dumbest, most cringe shit possible.
And Tumblr was also basically just a giant porn dump.
It was nothing but a way for teenagers to share fucked up pornography with each other.
A lot of weird kink shit, a lot of like tranny shit.
And at some point, Tumblr was really big and it got acquired by Yahoo, I want to say for like over a billion dollars, which was unheard of at this time because it was before inflation.
And the idea of like starting up tech companies and then selling them for a billion dollars at their peak and letting a parent company destroy them hadn't happened yet.
But soon after Tumblr got acquired by Yahoo, if I remember correctly, they banned porn.
Well, porn is like the mainstay of Tumblr.
The entire platform was for mentally ill teenagers to share porn with each other and for extremely mentally ill adults to share porn with teenagers.
That's basically the entire platform to groom mental illness into as many people as possible.
So when they banned it, Tumblr users complained to the New York City Human Rights Tribunal, which I guess exists in New York City.
I think Tumblr was also based headquarters in New York City.
Saying that their ban on porn was like inherently transphobic or something.
And that got settled at some point.
And then now they're complaining about shit again.
I'm looking into the whole Tumblr discrimination suit thing.
They settled with the CCHR in 2022 because at the time they were headquartered there, I believe, but it's no longer the case.
So they realized that New York City is a shithole and they moved.
Automatic Inc and by extension Tumblr are headquartered now at 6029th Street in San Francisco, California.
So I believe we want to get in touch with the Human Rights Commission in San Francisco instead.
I don't know if fuck all about this kind of legal thing.
I need eyes to do this.
I can't do this alone, but we are super have to do this together.
Let's combine our autism and fire the transgender laser directly at Tumblr headquarters via legal action.
Right now, wait.
What do you need us to do?
Give me instructions.
Happy Pride.
Let's take our website back.
Right now, legal research.
I think a good move right now would be to contact the CCHR and just ask about what the protocols are here.
Tumblr made the settlement with them.
I'm kind of sure they violated the terms of it.
And then there's just like a bunch of Tumblr saying like what we need to do.
If you want to contact a firm, if you want to hire somebody to complain about Tranny porn not being accessible enough on Tumblr.
What you need for a class action suit, a lawyer willing to work pro bono or for thousands of dollars, hundreds of thousands.
Do you want to hire somebody to sue Tumblr for a class in California?
You're talking hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Significance amount of time to reach out to all eligible parties, make court arrangements, enough people to directly prove their blog was deleted, even though they did not violate the terms of service.
A judge who isn't going to say that a platform is entitled to delete blogs they see fit because users agree to the terms of service.
I mean, how do you pick?
Number one, you can't pick your judge.
Number two, they are.
I mean, if you really want to open that can of worms that websites are not entitled to section 230 protections, a good fucking look.
So this is all over porn, by the way.
My tranny porn blog was deleted, so therefore I'm very upset, and this is a violation of my human rights.
And yeah.
I really, I guess, yeah, I would say that everything became Tumblr after Tumblr.
Tumblr just sort of died and then they just kind of like busted like a pustule and now they're on Zitter.
They're on Reddit.
They took over basically everything.
They're on Discord.
Everything is super fucking gay and retarded now.
I want to read more of the Audrey Hale stuff.
I read this in the last stream, but I only read one.
So let's read more.
Let's read this, I guess.
It's just a poem.
Dear Paige, aren't parents manipulative?
It's total ignorance when parents step in to try and change their child's environment.
Make them go to youth group plus force Christian trends in their life because the old ones were a bad influence.
I can't fucking stand that shit.
Parents actually believe religion can change nature.
That could explain why you don't practice religion anymore.
Let kids think for themselves.
Listening to partents does not damn good, but to mold the premature minds into a pre-formatted program like clones do.
The very manipulative forms teen hate and rebel to kids are not robots.
We are the future.
That's how it's meant to be.
Two idea, one mind that all nature needs.
You did life the way you wanted to.
It was 100% your heart's desire, needs no one else but you that planned it.
Why I admire you so?
Independent.
Shape change equals manipulative.
So young.
Me young too.
And what I desire.
To die plus be with you.
My ultimate plan.
Thought from no one else but me.
I am who I am.
You are who we are.
Nature is pure in its raw form.
Wow, that's a very mentally healthy young woman.
I'm sure that the testosterone is not fucking with her brain at all.
And we did read this part.
Pain of losing a daughter?
That's not pain.
That's selfishness.
Just like the rest of parents with the mindset, they are full of shit.
How could they not ever think of their own child suffering?
And they hate their gender so bad they cut plus want to kill themselves.
Fuck.
Parents like them who think of themselves first and theer preference of conservative religion minus gay shit makes them believe that the child are given should stay that way in how they prefer, to be, out of fear or illegal.
They need to do away and stain mother who kill their baby because the baby cannot frick back.
It was on the news this morning, a mother and all who killed their three kids.
They are sending the baby back to New York to be laid to rest.
My prior are with the father who lost his children.
I don't know what that's like baked into my head, even all the the typos and shit.
I fucking flashed them thing from something awful.
Even if transgender treatment was discovered and tested during my time, I know how the situation would have turned out.
My mother would not have paid a cent.
Children who were able to successfully take puberty blockers and never enter into a tortured puberty, those little faggots don't know how fucking good they have it.
I'd kill to have parents who would let their theer children be happy no matter how different it is to their viewpoints or don't agree or are scared of it.
They are willing to listen to their children, not the other way around.
It'd kill to have those resources.
2007 was the birth of puberty blockers and a newfound discovery for treatment of non-conforming transgender children.
Actually, we've had those medications around for a long time.
We use them for chemical castration.
That's why we make them.
And I think that there's some other purpose.
It's like for treating ovarian cysts or something.
It had some other like real medical purpose in women, I think.
And then we discovered that we could also castrate pedophiles with them chemically.
And then we gave them to children because it blocks their puberty.
2007 was when I was in the sixth grade.
Puberty already hit me up.
The only reason I could conclude why it didn't bother me too much was that my boobs were small.
I thought they'd stay that way forever.
My autistic brain change and body fucked me over now, even if my boobs are still small for the most part.
It started with getting new underwear for my big bears.
My two tabbies, my lion plus my frog.
And I was thinking of porn and doing plastic surgery on my boy stuffed animals when I got home, giving them penises because the middle insection looked like a vagina.
Plus the underwear was illegible too big.
Why not give volume an illegible?
No boy should ever have that.
If I can't change my appearance, I can't pretend how it would be to my imagination of child's play through my stuffed animal spirits.
They're me.
Clasp your hands, chat.
We're doing a group prayer.
Dear God, please do not give me or my audience autistic children.
Thank you.
Amen.
Is that a petty thing to pray for?
I think not.
Toy sex, my imaginary penis.
I can pretend to be them plus do the boy things, the things boys do, plus experience their dicks.
My boy self as Tony, my stuffed baby doll, is like the boy I am in in another form since childhood.
I constructed for him a penis.
Then I got my girl doll named Ashley, who was Tony's lifelong boyfriend to have sex with Tony.
Ashley was represented as any dream girl I wished to have in my life as a child.
I really liked blonde white hot girls back then.
And Tony is me having those intimate relations with a beautiful girl.
Tony is a boy inside and out.
Ashley is a girl inside and out.
Two stray lovers who are in full nature of themselves by awareness.
I let Tony fuck Ashley in the ass.
Bro, what is with her obsession and anal?
This is like the second time that she mentioned anal.
Like, okay, you have a you're you're fantasizing a straight sexual relationship and then you want to do anal?
Why um I let Tony fuck Ashley in the ass hard humping and stuffed Tony's big penis and aggressively into her asshole.
It took several attempts for Tony to put his dick in her uh vagina, bro.
Booty Stickers and Bimbo Caricatures00:06:05
If you're like it, like an adult woman and you can't spell vagina, uh, you belong in a fucking home.
We should just like come the fuck on.
Um, and in butt sex, he humped spedily and hard.
Yeah, I bet if she had sex, it was very spedily.
Uh, Tony grunting with all his strength, and then I fucked Ashley for a good 10 minutes.
Remember, Tony is me.
Who are you talking this to?
Are you like dictating this?
Am I meant to read this?
If so, why did they keep the diary from us for over a year?
It should have been released immediately.
Apparently, this was written for an audience.
There's even little author's notes so that I can figure out who's who's fucking who.
For a second, I thought that the Pooner shooter was literally fucking a doll.
Then I let her suck his dick and touch his erected erected penis.
Hold up.
Oh my god.
Ass.
Century go go.
Damn it.
That gear is me.
Century.
Damn it.
Cut the blue speck gear.
This thing came out in all the pilot.
Damn it.
Cut the blue speck gear.
Hold inside.
It's called erecting a river.
I think it's supposed to be a Toohoo song, but it's remixed with Team Fortress 2.
Team Fortress 2Hu, which makes it better than regular Toohu.
Anyways, erected penis makes me think of erected dispenser.
Rock hard as a Flintstone.
Barney Flintstone, which Flintstone are we talking about here?
Hours making cloth penises for my boy bears only to realize I missed the gym because they closed at seven.
I was already mad because I had no work all that afternoon.
Walked around the mall browsing t-shirts at spin spinsters and got some boots for my Tommy, my stuffed lion at Build-A-Bear Workshop.
Oh, this is a hard dude.
This dude right here, this is one of the most macho dudes I've ever seen.
Spending time at the mall shopping for boots at Spencer's, taking time out to Build-A-Bear as an adult.
Damn, what a dude.
I purchased some stickers at Zummies for my car, and one sticker I got a stripper booty illustration with that ass on it.
God, I am such a pervert.
I waste too much time in my fantasies.
This is what a porn sick woman looks like, by the way.
There has to be sexual abuse.
There's no way.
Can women just become porn sick without being raped first?
I don't think so.
I think that's a requirement.
You have to get didddled to be this fucking stupid.
A wheel boy.
I'm a wheelboy.
I bought a boot.
I bought here.
Okay.
Okay, fellow dudes.
We're going to need to do some training so that we can pass better as real men, as dudes.
Step one: buy your clothes at the mall.
Dudes like to spend a lot of time at the mall shopping for boots.
Step two: even though men have a tough guy exterior, they all love teddy bears.
You can go buy penises for your teddy bears at the Build-A-Bear workshop.
Make sure you buy a penis though, because men love penises.
Then, make sure you go out and decorate your car with booty stickers.
Booty stickers that say that ass prove that you are a straight man interested in fucking hot babes.
If you do this, guys will think, wow, what a tough dude that is.
And you'll fit right in with the bros.
Thanks, Audrey.
Little, little facto, factoid for such a caricature.
It's like if you ask, it's like if you ask like a bunch of girls in like the manhate thread, like, okay, LARP has a men for a couple posts.
And they'd be like, yeah, dude, I went out to the gym and then I figured I'd stop at the mall and pick up some stickers.
I found some stickers that had tits on them.
I slapped them on the back of my car so that everyone behind me could know I'm pumping hot, hot red blood.
I'm a man.
I fucked hoes, man.
If you ask somebody, like, okay, act like a fucking scroat.
They would say, okay, I'll act like that.
It's like the opposite with, like, if you ask a guy, like, okay, act like a woman.
They'd be like, okay, I'm a dumb slut.
I love getting fucked in my hole.
I want to dress up with bimbo lipstick.
And that's exactly what like a male-to-female tranny is.
It's just like this bimbo caricature.
You ask a woman to act like a dude, and she's like, Yeah, I'm like a tough man.
I love porn.
I love jerking it.
It's like, okay, Listen, I'm offended now.
Okay.
Come on now.
Nonsense.
Nonsense.
Apparently, this is Scott Henson.
Scott Henson is one of the Your Movie Sucks guys.
He's friends with Adam.
And he made a couple appearances in Adam's like watch-along videos.
And Adam's watch-along videos are actually really, really funny.
And Scott is one of the funniest people on there.
I think he only shows up as like a tiger.
But he's fucking dead.
There is no information about how he died.
So I'm assuming that he died through autoerotic asphyxiation, drugs, or a sexually transmitted disease.
Because he is gay.
The YouTuber Death Spiral00:03:04
In case that wasn't clear.
No, it does suck.
I have to be careful.
Like, I don't know everything about him.
I'm sure that he's a gay furry.
So there's almost a 100% chance he said something that's like really creepy and weird at some point that people hold against him.
So be aware.
I am not aware of any specifics, but I would bet that.
So don't like get all angry at me.
I'm like, oh my God, he doesn't know that Scott Henson said this one thing about like fucking like teenage furries.
And it's like, okay, look, look, listen.
I only know, look here, look, listen.
I only know him from the YMS reviews, and he's one of the funnier ones.
Okay, so I'm a little bit sad about that.
Then again, I haven't seen anything from YMS in a long time.
He doesn't put out much content anymore.
He just streams.
It seems to be like the death spiral of like a YouTuber.
A YouTuber gets famous, and then once they have like half a million to a million viewers, they're like, they start streaming, and they're like, oh my God, this is so much easier.
I don't have to do anything.
I make more money.
Then they just start doing that.
I feel like that's the fate of everybody who opens a YouTube channel and finds success.
Unless you make enough money that you can like hire people to do your job.
But if you're doing like an especially creative, like personal thing, like reviewing movies and stuff, you can't really offload your workload onto other people.
You can hire editors and shit, but that's about it.
You still have to do the work.
Rip Gumrook.
Listen, I promise.
Actually, I already uploaded a couple episodes of the podcast backwards.
I'm in last month now.
So I've gotten all of June up and I'm working on May.
And I'm just going to keep going backwards and very slowly backfill the catalog.
The main issue that I have with backfilling the catalog is that I have to figure out what each episode is about.
So I can process the videos without really looking through them.
But to get the description, I have to go back and kind of think about what was happening at the time.
And it's really difficult.
And it's very time consuming, which is the big issue.
Especially when you're dealing with like 100 episodes that are missing.
So I might, I'm debating how I want to do that.
I've asked someone to like, please get me descriptions of every episode, but it's taken months to get like a reply.
So I'm just going to start doing it myself.
And I'm thinking of like getting an LLM, like one of those chat bots.
Like you can download your own Microsoft Bing or whatever onto your computer.
And I think if I just transcribe all my episodes and then feed them into the LLM and say like, what's this episode about in 50 words?
I can get like, I can get them to like help me.
Because it's not like I don't want to copy paste that.
But if I can just get that distilled down to what the fuck it's about, then I can use it to build the descriptions and stuff.
And then for the gum road, I'm going to go.
I promise at some point when I finally can sit down and do and focus on shit, I will go back and I will get a gum road episode out for every month that I do not, I have not had one out.
I will eventually catch up.
It's just going to take a while.
Automating Episode Summaries00:09:59
That's my commitment.
But it's just not yet.
Not yet.
I wish I was at a place where I could do that right now, but I'm not.
That's just how it is.
Sam Hyde arrested.
This picture calls quite a kerfuffle because absolutely anytime anything happens that involves Sam Hyde, a million people come out and go, oh my god, it's a stunt.
4 million IQ stunt.
So it's like this really funny picture of a six-foot-whatever Sam Hyde being arrested by like a midget Asian woman in, I think, Texas.
And everyone's like, well, what happened?
Well, someone actually did the work.
Queez Chake did.
And as it turns out, he was arrested, but he was let go because he smooth talked the police.
He was actually, he was, well, I guess he wasn't arrested because he wasn't booked, but he was under arrest.
He was detained, right?
Because there are various steps.
And then it was explained.
And then he was uncuffed.
And they somehow managed to get allow himself to be uncuffed on stage.
So it looked like a performance.
But no, for real, there was a public report in the Fort Worth Police Department that Channing Krager had reported an assault.
And so Sam Hyde, where does it say Channing Craig?
I've seen this before.
This is the incident report.
Is this a salt bodily injury?
It said for sure Channing.
Oh, here.
Sorry, I just can't see.
Victim summary, Channing Krager, victim of incident.
So she reported him for assault, even though I think she's like nowhere near him.
And you think this is fake?
It's on their website.
It's literally on their fucking website.
Police Fort WorthGov.
And then, well, I have a proxy.
But I checked it out independently and I showed it up.
So she reported him to the police.
Like, you can't say that's made up.
Like, the police fucking handcuffed him.
And there's an incident report for it.
So it definitely happened.
This is what I mean.
Like, you can't.
I have it.
I have a fucking police report with a fucking name on it and a direct link to the.gov website that it comes from.
Everyone's like, that Sam Hyde is so crafty.
Like, fuck, fucking, come on.
Jesus.
Nobody else gets this level of Medaker and Hyde, get like this incredible level of like, suspension of disbelief, where absolutely everything about them you have to prove like like, at a biblical level.
You have to like go through and process it word by word and have evidence for every single fucking thing it's like, otherwise they're just like.
No, not my daddy, my daddy would never be arrested like that.
That's bullshit.
Point is, too.
Only to the Gripers.
I feel like...
Um, more people give them bullshit than in front of it.
Um cool okay, next speaking of Fuentes AFPAC 4 has been canceled.
Nick Fuentes says yesterday our team finished setting up our stage and began preparing to rehearse the program for tonight.
Our venue, the Russell Industrial Center, informed us that they will not permit us to go forward with the event in breach of our contract with them.
We attempted to negotiate with the property manager, but they had already called the police who forced our 100-person team to leave the premises and threatened to criminally trespass us.
They locked the doors with much of our equipment still inside.
We will be pursuing legal action against the venue for breach of contract.
Over the last 24 hours, we've been working non-stop to put together an alternative venue, but on such short notice, we have not been able to find a venue that can accommodate our nearly 2,000 guests while guaranteeing your safety and privacy or meeting our standards for an exceptional experience.
We will be in touch shortly with sponsors, AF students, and VIP guests.
Sorry to everyone who traveled to Detroit for this event.
Why the fuck is he holding AFPAC in Detroit?
Like, do you think that apparently, according to I can't remember, his ex-boyfriend came out and said that he does this often.
He like he writes, he has these contracts written in such a way where if they back out, they owe him money.
And he deliberately tries to get them to cancel so that he can sue them for a breach of contract and get the money that they owe.
And apparently, this is just his scheme.
I'm not sure if that's true, but it's like if you can afford to hire 100 people, how much would it cost to buy like a warehouse or something?
Like, you don't need like a huge fancy convention center.
You just need something.
And if you're making enough money that you can buy 100 employees and shit, I'm kind of curious.
Especially like in Florida somewhere.
Can I?
Okay, there's like kind of do this real quick.
Commercial property for sale.
And there's a website.
Loop net sounds correct.
Century 21.
Flint County, Michigan.
No, that's a great name.
I do not want Flint County, Michigan, actually.
I want property types.
Retail?
What would be okay?
Residential in no, not land.
Specialty?
Nope.
What would you call this?
What would you call this thing that you need?
You need some office.
It's like a freestanding gas showroom storefront.
No.
What would you call it?
Like a convention space or something, like a convention center?
Because I'm looking at the property types.
Shopping center?
No.
Hold on.
I can't search this.
I'm trying to figure out.
This is an interesting thing.
I would love for someone to search for me since I don't want to stop the stream to do this right now.
I was hoping I could just very easily.
Let's see.
Let me just search this actually.
Commercial property event space for sale.
Commercial real estate.
Hmm.
No, it's not going to.
Sorry, I'm just kind of like poking around because I've looked at commercial property before.
I've been curious.
I don't know.
I'm not sure how get an appointment.
Okay, here's a task for the people that have a farm account.
If you have sports and entertainment.
Is that it?
Oh, events and media.
That's it.
That's it.
I'm looking at Shark Finn right now.
I'll switch this over if I don't want to accidentally show anything.
I shouldn't.
But I don't know why he thinks I'm in Flint, Michigan.
It sure is fucking not.
Try Florida.
For events and media in Florida.
There is no commercial property available.
Oh, wait, no, there is.
Contact for pricing.
I'm just, sorry, okay.
Like, I got distracted.
I love looking at property listings, so I got distracted.
I'm just thinking, like, how much would it actually cost to get, like, a shed, like a concrete foundation with a shed to fit 2,000 people?
I bet you it's not so much that he couldn't possibly do it.
And then if you have that convention space and you have the parking and transportation for that, you could probably do more with that.
I don't know.
This is my thing with Fuentes in general.
I'll summarize it like this instead of speculating on the specifics regarding a convention center.
Fuentes apparently has all these resources.
He has all these resources.
He has all these people.
He has all these fans.
He has all these means.
And he does nothing with it.
He still live streams from like his mom's basement in some random shitty Illinois apartment condo in like the middle of town.
And he doesn't get like a studio.
He doesn't develop space.
He doesn't buy land.
He doesn't like build out something where there's more.
Like with Alex Jones, there's Alex Jones, there's like all these other interests that he had.
And he could just rent out this space to all these people.
And he had all these like sub sub producers on his stream that were working for him.
And instead, he just doesn't do that and just streams from his basement and tries to rent out convention space knowing that he's going to get banned and gets banned.
and then he cries about it and it's just like are you like why is he so defunct that he can't make his resources go further If I had his kind of open access to money and shit, I would do so much more with it than he does.
Especially if I'm trying to like actually effictuate change.
And he chooses not to.
Renting Space to Sub Producers00:02:08
Then there is Sneeko.
Sneeko is one of like Nick's gimps.
And he apparently went to AFPAC to like meet Nick and shit.
And he just didn't because it got canceled.
And then they got into a fight.
And then this black guy breaks his fucking teeth.
So for the rest of his life, he is going to have like nerve pain.
Like painful fucking nerve pain.
Because his teeth are fucked up.
Like he's never going to be able to eat ice cream or anything again.
It's just over for him.
Is there like a video of this, actually?
Ooh, there is.
Fuck Holy shit.
Dude.
Oh my god, hold up.
Did you like spit a hill or something?
Holy shit.
Okay, hold up.
I have to find something real quick.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
So here, this is one of the fight things in the Eric July comic that like a lot of people get super pissy about.
Unwritten VTuber Rules Broken00:15:44
And then there is another identical or similar thing where aha, okay, great.
I can't open this.
Okay, this.
So you see, like, this is side by side.
So on frame one, uh, the big black guy comes out and like overhand like pummels them.
And then there's like a weird disjointed timeline where after this, they're supposed to be like skirting away and then they re-go back at each other.
And it kind of feels like it's the wrong way around.
Like they're supposed to like like bash off and then like meet that way.
Like this happens and then this happens.
But it's backwards.
So it's like it's kind of fucky lucky when you see it.
But I can pro see this is like a huge contention with Dick Masterson about why this comic is so shitty.
But I can prove that this is actually how black people fight as indicated by this.
Here we go.
Here comes.
Here's the Eric July.
That is literally this shot right here.
It's like these two shots just happen.
I can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that black people are capable of doing this.
And therefore, Eric July was right.
Everybody owes Eric July a big apology.
That's actually how it fucking happens.
Okay.
Come on now.
I don't know.
Enjoy nerve pain, soccer child.
Okay, Gator.
So Ranbot did reply to my last message making fun of him, but it wasn't funny enough to play, so he can just mope about it, I guess.
However, Gator, the Gator Game Orr, Stalker Children, has stepped down from his lofty clouds where he enjoys dazzling success as the host of the Anime Boomer podcast and has graced us all with his presence.
And he has decided to issue an apology regarding the Kiki the Pedophile anime VTuber thing.
So here's his apology.
You ready, channel?
Hello, I am Dougeta Gema, host of the Anime Boomer Podcast.
I am making this video to speak directory to you, the fans of Anime Boomer Podcast, and everyone who supports the VTuber industry.
First of all, I deeply apologize for causing Kunshan to many people.
Please arouse me this time to address your construct.
First, retmi apologize for me understanding.
In regard to association with a particular VTrooper, I have no relationship, friendship, or otherwise cross-a association with a particular VTrooper.
For the safety of myself and others, I chose to move on from Shapot.
I did not know the backstory nor history of each particular V Trooper.
Most of my exposure to this particular VTuber was through collaboration of other VTubers.
I am a viewer of many VTruba, went to many meet and greets at Ofkai Expo that were not rive.
This is not indicative of the level of support of any one particular VTuber.
There is much misinformation regarding which VTuber Afaro is number one.
That has been and remain former Rainprof of Niji Sanji EN and any future incarnation.
I deeply regret this outcome and will be rethinking how I support Vtuba in the future.
I regret the way this has negatively affected the VTuba industry where VTuber not involved have been receiving virtual messages.
I deeply apologize to the VTuber and to everyone that supports them.
We are taking this situation very seriously.
We will be implementing several new internal systems to ensure that this kind of situation does not occur in the future.
To everyone who has and continues to support VTruba, I am very sorry that situations were allowed to arise where our actions resulted in problems for you and your community.
I feel that should never be the case.
Once more, personally, and on behalf of our podcast, I apologize to you all for causing concern.
As your anime boomers podcast, we will do everything we can to ensure that we create and maintain an environment where VTuber can succeed in their creative endeavors.
Thank you.
Okay, if you are confused by this, do not worry.
And also, if the fan is too loud, let me know.
What he is doing is imitating the Niji Sanji apology.
A long time ago, I think I even covered this on stream.
A big production company called Niji Sanji let go one of their VTubers who was a Japanese American with a mostly American audience.
She had a mental breakdown and was let go.
And Americans who were confused at why Japan who were confused and didn't really empathize with the Japanese slave workforce culture were very angry at them.
So they had to come out.
By the way, this is one of the most cringe fucking things I ever watched.
shit when a japanese person like fucks up business they have to do like a full bow to the audience It's so creepy.
I don't know why.
And then I said this to the VTubers like you don't even understand a culture that has respect for their fellow man like Japan does.
I don't know.
I just don't want niggas bowing at me and shit.
I ain't no fucking slave driver over here.
I just want to know whether they fire the weirdo.
Anyways, that's what he's making fun of.
I don't know.
Can I riff off this?
Hero Gator, the Gator game.
You say that you did not know that she was a Peter Pharaoh, but yet she did big stream where she said for errors about her weird fetishes and said that she drove off to Ritual Girls.
That you do not seem fetish practice.
And you have not even acknowledged this.
And you went to a convention sent her and talked to an iPad and even took a selfie with the iPad and then shit your selfie with yourself next to an iPad to a rambot.
And then you also said that it was I who misunderstood the context of this conversation.
By the way, so this apology satisfies nobody.
Because obviously like, obviously you fucking knew.
Like, come on.
And then on the second one, it's like, you're throwing her under the bus.
Like, here's the thing, right?
And I think that even, I think honest, how do I refer to them?
The honest people, if you are a performer who does a character in the VTuber sphere, and you're intellectually honest, I think it would be pretty fair to say that anime culture is adjacent.
directly intermingled with the lollycon shit.
And it's very hard in the West to not outright call that pedophilia because it's obvious.
It's very creepy.
It's very weird.
There's a reason why a lot of people don't stick that to their name.
You might have personalities that defend it or whatever or say they're into it, but you're not going to find a real person with a real name saying that because it's obvious what it is.
So when Gator tries to placate one side because Kiki is very fucking gross by throwing her under the bus, well, you can't do that.
You're in a no-win situation because the responses to this are going to be negative.
I bet you if I open the replies, they're all going to be negative.
Um...
How do you respond to allegations of you being into lolly fecal matter consuming porn?
Is it true in the VTuber in question?
We're seen together at a Love Hotel after the con.
So this guy is in on the joke, even though it's a bad joke.
Parroting a bad company is a snarky way to toss someone like yesterday's garbage is an option, I guess.
A very bad option, but one that fits you, I suppose.
This is the most upvoted or most liked reply.
So of his own audience, whatever it may be, this guy is saying what I suspected that you can't really denounce Kiki and her weird fucked up fetishes because that is anime.
That is the audience.
If you denounce the lollycon weirdo, well, you're denouncing like a huge swath of the people who listen to you, whether you want to admit it or not.
This is gay, girlish, and cringe.
Be a man and grow small balls.
No, needs to be fatter and hairier.
How is the boat Gator?
I don't know what that means.
You fumbled this one, bud.
I think you should refrain from naming any VTubers that you watch.
You'll only end up invoking the tipster effect on them.
This guy, who is probably like an actual fan of Gators, he's like begging him, please don't involve any of my anime babes in your fucking podcast because you're a fucking loser and everyone hates you.
And if you try to be friendly with them, you'll attract negative attention to them.
But that's not going to happen.
Like the whole reason why Gator does this podcast is to talk to anime babes.
Like spooky weeb trash and shit.
Like this is just an avenue of like meeting girls in the space.
He's going to want to have as many VTubers as guests on his show as possible.
I am almost certain you were aware of her tag tier list stream, as it is her most popular stream, and it would have been how a lot of people found her.
I think you have been stuck to your guns here.
It would have been more interesting to see.
But oh well.
Is this the same guy as up here?
I swear I saw him twice.
Oh no, I'm confusing him.
Yeah, I mean, there's no way he didn't.
Get on Ozimpic.
People will take you more seriously.
Seems racist to me.
Okay, but did you smash?
That was gay.
Look, son, a fucking idiot.
Even his own audience is like, eh, this ain't it, Chief.
You're gonna have to issue an apology for the apology, Gator.
Accidentally did a race this, and he accidentally denounced lollycon culture, which is a cornerstone of the industry, sorry buddy, uh.
Next uh, the renowned racer known as Camelot has uh had a little oopsie, whoopsie, um.
His first car that he crashed was a?
Um was decked out in Lolpope NICK Ricada stuff.
And then this one, he crashed another car with Tim Cast on it.
So now maybe Tim Cast is the true inheritor of the Sonichu demon.
Or maybe it will come after Dick.
Because Dick seems to be self-immolating.
Maybe it's a slow burn.
Like the car crash is a slow burn.
And Tim Cast is just marked for death now.
If Tim Cass has an unexplicable sex scandal in the next year or so, you will know that it was the work of Camelot.
And it seems that his car is like a fucking omen into itself, right?
There was some interesting commentary on this.
I think I'll read.
Because so basically he was not doing well.
He was lapped four times.
He was four laps behind the guys in lead.
And he was not letting.
Oh, he wrecked two cars last year.
What the fuck?
There was a really insightful comment that I'm going to go find real quick.
He was acting like a dickhead.
There was somebody that came out.
Yeah, at the time of crash, Camelot's car was four laps down.
Chris Wright, the guy who crashed into him, was in fourth place.
So he was like way up there.
And Camelot didn't let him through.
And this guy explains, one of these guys explains.
Ah, fuck.
I'm not going to be able to find this now.
I did read it.
Oh, here we go.
He's the one at fault.
There are unwritten rules about this, and he fucked up at least two of them.
If the car behind you is clearly faster, let him pass.
The only time it doesn't really apply is towards the end of a race, and both cars are competing for the podium or championship points.
So basically, if you're about to be passed, don't block them.
It's only appropriate to block another car about to pass you in sports racing if you're actually trying to win something important.
Otherwise, the risk to life and property is not worth it, is what he's saying.
And two, if you're a lap car and not in position to get back into the lead, just let the faster cars pass.
So it's like if you're way behind, there's no point being a dickhead.
Always yield to other cars.
He says, there's no way to rationalize Kumalot being in the right.
This isn't the 80s anymore.
And stock car racing is an expensive sport.
Number months is going to have heat from the other driver after this shit.
Not only did he cost his team money, money that he clearly doesn't have, but he costs the other guy money too from the big picture perspective and from the race perspective.
It wouldn't shock me if he starts getting blacklisted.
Stock car racing is a good old boy's network, and he's labeled himself as a money vacuum with negative return.
He's not a raw young driver oozing with potential.
He's a bum that wrecks cars.
I love this line.
He's a bum that wrecks cars.
He's not like some hot young up-and-comer in the sport.
He's a bum that wrecks cars.
I think that if you ever have the chance to say something to Camelot and you want to hurt his feelings, if you just call him a bum that wrecks cars, that will probably get to him.
So that's your Camelot update.
I know that you're all huge, huge Camelot anti-fans that you need the latest news on, but there you go.
Okay, Dax.
Daxipad, my boy Juju the Cow, a man who dresses like a cow and gets fucked in the ass.
After five years, Autistic Write at my request has gone through and compiled a new OP for the dick thread.
It's pretty good.
It's pretty comprehensive.
It's missing a couple things.
I'm going through and I'm just kind of like adding to it and rewriting a couple things and adding some content.
Because Autistic is like brand new to Dick, so there's less, and he only knows him from the sector.
So I'm kind of like backfilling in stuff.
He didn't really, especially about the biggest problem.
I was late to the biggest problem.
So everything I know about the biggest problem era is like things that I learned.
But I was definitely there for the young, the dick show stuff.
So I should preface this on everything that I say by saying that when I talk about Dax, I never watch his reaction.
Debilitating Reputation Damage00:08:26
I don't care what he has to say.
I don't care about his tweets or whatever the fuck.
Because what he does is this extremely, extremely obvious game where he will take one thing that you say and then argue against that and make a straw man out of it.
And he will just try to get your attention.
And people like post his tweets are like, how does he believe this?
And the answer is he doesn't.
For almost everything that he says, he doesn't believe it.
It's just to get people angry.
It's just to get people talking to him.
And that's why I really hammer the stuff home about like the cuties and the Vita the Pedo and the mint salad.
Because those aren't things that he can easily wiggle around.
And it always makes him look bad.
And it's not fun for him to deal with.
Like the fallout of being known as the guy that like simps for a pedophile movie is a co-host with a pedophile and pimps out retarded girls to retard friends.
That's the kind of reputation that is debilitating for him.
And that's why I hammer on that because it's like he will try to turn everything else into profit and he can't profit off the truth regarding mint salad and everything.
I compared his early podcast episodes because what I was looking for is I kind of wanted to see what the first stuff was with the cutie stuff because I had forgotten the cutie stuff.
It's been so long.
I know that he defended cuties, but like I didn't know the full context.
So I went back and I was looking through the archive so I could transcribe the episode and skip around and see what the fuck he was talking about.
And his argument regarding cuties is like dumb.
It's basically like a series of cope points.
It's just brilliant marketing.
There's worth stuff on TikTok and YouTube.
Yada yada.
But when I did that, I realized that in his newer episodes, he has seriously lost access to people.
Like I told him when the Digibro stuff happened, and the Digibro stuff was even before the cutie stuff.
I said, if you fuck around with pedophiles like Digibro, if you fuck around with the pedophile shit, it's a third rail.
It's a third line.
You can't recover from it.
The pedophile stank never goes away.
And you don't want that.
And if he had taken my advice and if he had cut out Digibro and he had watched himself a little bit better and didn't go headfirst into the cutie shit, he would be in a like, I think he would be making like three times what he does right now, at least.
But he didn't.
He didn't listen to me because obviously with effective I know, I'm just some retard.
I don't make any money, right?
Do I even, do I even slay in a hot pussy in LA?
Bro, what do you, what offer?
What advice?
What worldly wisdom do you possibly have?
So in his newer episodes, he doesn't have any guests.
Like, he's not shilling stuff like he used to.
It's just really obvious that he's just trundling along, collecting his residuals from Patreon, the people that forgot to subscribe to him.
He's like broadcasting to nobody.
He has Sean and Vito, and that's basically it.
And sometimes he gets a call in from like a channel that has less than 10,000 subscribers, or he has a Discord guy call in.
But that's basically it.
Sorry, I was talking about the OP.
I was just kind of like, I don't know.
It doesn't make me happy to see that he's decayed so much.
It doesn't make me happy.
It's just like, why did you choose this?
Why do you choose to be the worst possible incarnation of yourself?
It's a very strange question.
But I feel it's the right one.
It's like he chose this.
And I don't understand why.
It doesn't make you cool.
It doesn't get you any hot LA pussy, not getting pussy over here.
So, what are you doing?
Like, why squander your potential to be as big a retard as possible?
So, I will play, I will play a couple things from this.
The new OP, just to entice you to read through it.
It starts from literally when he was in high school, where he got the prom king.
And this clip is a classic that I think everybody should be exposed to if you've not seen it before.
But look, the reality of it is: why?
Why?
Why is everybody from New Project 2?
Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you?
You loose-ass, cleft cock, tank-sucking motherfucker!
Shut up, is y'all ain't cool?
People pick their deals.
You're not even.
You've just said, listen, I'll talk comedy for you.
Okay, that is the famous PPP thing where he went in there and he was just belligerent towards them.
And like, Dick could have handled shit better.
Like, I was swept up in that as well.
Like, the new Project 2 stuff.
And I have a, I think he quotes me under at some point in this regarding New Project 2 and how a lot of the concerns were just like concern trolling.
And the PPP and I have discussed this.
And he says now that I was just collateral in this, but it was very frustrating to deal with.
And Dick being a fucking retard and picking these fights and stuff.
If you don't remember, this call, by the way, was a fucking disaster.
Since it's a short stream, I can go down memory lane a little bit.
But that stream was a fucking nightmare.
And this was another instance, now that I think about it, where Dick didn't take my advice.
Because when he was having this call, Dax messaged me on Signal and said, Zoom once on.
And if you don't know, we have a threat on Zoom.
He's also a pedophile.
He's openly talked about watching a nine-year-old be sodomized.
And he's also just one of the most completely unlikable people that has ever been in the sector.
And thankfully, he's fucked off.
But yeah, he was just like this, this malignant pedophile tumor on the Ralph spear.
And people will talk to him because he was good at doxing people.
But he was always just like the biggest fucking dickhead ever.
Like outside of just being a pedophile, he was like insufferable.
And Dax messages me, says Zoom once on to have that PPP.
I'm like, no, don't let him on.
Are you fucking stupid?
He's not going to do your bidding.
He's not some fucking henchman.
But everyone gets this.
Like, Ralph kept getting into this.
Andy Worthy, like, everybody has fallen for this except me, where they see Zoom and they think, oh, this belligerent pedophile retard psychopath criminal, this guy will do my bidding and then won't turn on me.
And then they invite him on and immediately turns on him.
So they get Corey Barnhill, a pedophile on the show against my advice, and he immediately doxes Dax.
Like the first thing he does, he gets one, he just shows Dax's house on the fucking screen.
I'm like, what the fuck did you expect, you dumb motherfucker?
I told you.
I told you literally 30 minutes before it happened what was going to happen.
But nobody listens to me.
I'm fucking retarded.
Anyways, this, by the way, this particular clip gave birth to one of the best memes in the sector ever, which I'll play for you.
It's called Daft Gunt Cleaning Up by Earjuice.
You fatty, motherfucker.
How are you doing?
The conspiracy is true.
Your gun shielding is disgusting.
This is punishment from God.
This is righteous.
It looks like the winning is endless.
Pick up the mop to clean the attic.
Swab the depths.
Can't mop it up quick enough.
Seven.
Clean it up, boy.
Clean it up.
Clean it up, Jan.
Clean it up.
Clean it up, boy.
Clean it up.
Clean it up.
That part is like the best.
It's just great.
It was a wonderful, wonderful remix.
I love song remixes of stuff.
Strung Along by Dr Phil00:15:25
So that was the new Project 2 stuff, but more particularly him screaming at the top of his lungs.
I live in a Barbie Dream Doll mansion.
And yes, in case you're wondering, I wasn't sucked up in this.
And because his house was like $1.4 million, I said, I guess that qualifies as a mansion.
It's worth a lot of money.
And everyone jumped at me and said, no, actually, there is an international mansion standard that has to be this many square feet to qualify as a mansion.
And therefore, you're sweeping it up.
Like, okay, fine.
I guess it's not a fucking mansion.
Who gives a shit?
The Barbie Dream Doll part was the more cringe part to me.
And the prom king part, like, who gives a fuck if you're the prom king, bruh?
You're like 40.
Get the fuck over it.
Okay, this is the other part that is interesting.
Section two.
Before he became Dick Matt, actually, he was still Dick Masterson, but this was like his old pin name.
Is that he was very inspired by Maddox.
Maddox's old 2000s comedy blog where he wrote diatribes that got picked up because people got offended inspired him to make blog posts on a blog called Men Are Better Than Women.
And these blog posts were eventually collated and refined and published as a treatment in a book called Men Are Better Than Women.
And this book caused enough outcry for him to get invited to the Dr. Phil show.
The Dr. Phil show that he was on was a three-part series about judgmental people where Dick, as playing Dick, and five other people were invited to the Dr. Phil ranch to try and cause some conflict, some entertainment.
From Dex's recount, and this is just his side, he was very open about him playing up like a persona.
And the production crew knew.
And it's like they would go through like his segments with him and just kind of like let him retake things so that he could play up things more and more naturally.
And I was here when he found this footage and we watched it together.
And I remember for like one of his bonus episodes.
And I remember thinking how crazy it was because it didn't really occur to me just how like fake reality television was.
I know that, I know that sounds silly, but like it's really fake.
They sit down with the people who are the actors and they're all like Hollywood hopefuls.
So they like go through it and they let them retake things and they pitch ideas and tell them what to like flat out will tell them, hey, it'd be more interesting if you did this.
And they all go along with it because they all want to be famous and shit.
It's just like completely fucking fake.
It's like having actors on the show.
So I found that interesting.
But his absolute peak in this Dr. Phil shit was this moment where he's arguing with the audience and a woman stands up and says, no woman wants to date you.
And then he claps back by calling her fat.
And this clip was so important to him, so important to his identity and the Dick Masterson character as he developed it that he literally like put like a bounty on this on this footage.
And it took years until someone in Sweden realized that the King's Library maintains a record of every show ever published that aired on Swedish television.
Because Dr. Phil in this three-part series, two of the women that appeared as guests in the Dr. Phil ranch sued Dr. Phil, alleging that they took them out of context and made them look bad.
So the episodes were pulled from syndication and held somewhere in a vault.
But the Swedish King's Library had a full copy of it with hard-coded Swedish subtitles.
So I clipped the highlight.
And this is his absolute funniest moment.
This is the peak of the Dax Herrera Hollywood career.
He never surpassed this ever again, ever.
And he had hundreds of people look for this footage so that he could relive this moment forever.
Here we go.
Oh, I'm sure you have multiple blouses and multiple pairs of pants at home, but you chose these because they were your favorite.
They were better than the others.
That doesn't mean you hate the ones you didn't wear.
I don't hate women.
What does that have to do with having a date?
Men are better than women.
That's not going to answer my question.
I take your stupid glasses off.
I'm sure Dr. Phil can back up.
It shows how you look.
Women line up to date guys like me, and you've had them all on your screen.
I don't see any women lined up at all.
I don't see any women lined up to you.
And I would definitely be at the end of that line.
If you hit the treadmill a little more, you'd be at the front.
What was that?
I didn't hear you because I'm sure it was something stupid, and I'm glad I didn't hear you.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm glad you didn't either.
Yes, ma'am.
It's not even that the joke was funny.
It's just that when he says that if you hit the treadmill a little more, you'd be at the front.
Look at her face.
She is like going through stages of emotional processing.
Absolutely fucking humiliated on national television.
Has no idea how to clap back at that.
Just completely outclassed.
Literally, it's not what he said.
It's that she has nothing for it.
She has nothing to say in response to that.
That lands it, I guess.
But that's it.
You want to know why Dax Rearer continues to make fat woman jokes every single stream and has every single day for the last 15 fucking years?
It's because once upon a time on Dr. Phil, he made a woman feel very bad and a lot of people laughed at it.
And he's constantly wanting to relive this ever since.
This is the chasing the dragon.
This is the high that he really desperately wants to achieve one more time.
There you go.
The other thing that is identified in this, oh, by the way, Marie is a cam whore.
I have decided conclusively that she is a cam whore.
And I can prove this picture came, these pictures came out a long time ago.
It was rumored that Maddox himself leaked them.
That's never been confirmed.
But people, it's a really low-quality image, and there's not many pictures of Marie.
So it's like, well, is that her?
And people were not very decided.
In the rebuttal video that Maddox put out five years too fucking late, called When Fans Become Stalkers, there's a very brief sequence about Marie.
And if you if you like, um if you compare the images to the footage of her in the Maddox tape, it's very obvious it's her.
She's a teacher, she's a teacher in LA.
She's got nothing to do with YouTube, she doesn't want to be famous, she doesn't want to be a celebrity, except that's a lie.
She actually did create a YouTube channel and even asked me for help with it.
I told her I'd help key out her green screen, but under the condition that I'd replace it with animal attack videos until she learned how to do it herself.
She made a series where she takes out-of-context quotes from celebrities and tries to paint them as racist.
Hi, and welcome to Out of Context with Marie.
I've been watching a lot of Man vs. Food lately, and I noticed that the host says a lot of things that could be considered racist when taken out of context.
That's exactly what I've done.
Um, so, sorry, my stream says it's dead.
I'm not sure if it is.
So, you can tell, like, when you can see her in motion, there's not one still where she's exactly matching that pose, but when your mind's eye is allowed to develop a 3D idea of what she looks like, you can tell that's just her.
There's no question about it.
And this was a big deal because it's like, sorry, let me just get the tits off the screen so you can focus on what I'm saying, chat.
It's a big deal because he refuses to admit it.
And you would think, like, well, what would a GigaChad like Dax?
Why would he not simply admit that that's Marie?
And the answer is that he is his whole career after the Maddox stuff was built on the fact that he scored Marie.
Marie was Maddox's ex-girlfriend, and he stole her by being such an alpha male.
She was, they were filming the biggest problem in the universe, and Marie was like, oh my god, I can't believe I'm with this bald, low-T cuckhold when I could be with that hot stud.
And so she was just simply swept away by his masculinity, his alpha male energy.
And unfortunately, because she chose him, he had no choice but to fuck her and turn Maddox into his cuckold, which, of course, puts him in the.
There's a?
There's a word for it, chump chump, chump syndrome gave him the chump syndrome, which is the basis of the Lulsuit.
The reality is is that they've been broken up for four years by the time they get back together.
Um, and Marie was not over, not over Maddox when it happened.
I have another clip for that.
Even though this letter isn't the pathetic get back together with me letter that he wanted it to be, wouldn't it be funny if that letter existed?
A sad sappy get back together with me letter written by an ex who hadn't moved on.
Wouldn't it be funny if that letter existed?
Well, it does.
Only I didn't write it, she did.
My ex, Marie Valenzuela, wrote a letter to me after she found out I started dating someone new, trying to get back together with me and her.
Her letter is timestamped because it's an email.
Maybe I'll start touring the country with it and violate her confidence like she did mine.
Maybe I'll hype it up for months and then charge money to have it performed on stage.
Or maybe I'll just read it to you right now for free.
Without further ado, here's the letter that was sent to me on February 5th, 2015, and we'd only been broken up for one year and three months when she sent this letter, not four years like Fanboy was claiming.
This video, by the way, that full minute intro to this letter is a brilliant, clear-cut example of why Dax was able to completely outplay this guy, completely able to define public opinion of him, completely able to basically take his audience, take his career, and turn it into his own.
Maddox is like just stumbling.
You know, he apparently is a decent writer when he wants to do parody stuff.
But when it comes to like caddy banter, he just completely falls flat.
He doesn't have a tenth of what Dick had.
And so he just got completely outplayed.
And even when he has this mountain of receipts to try and fling mud at Marie and at Dax and undermine the scenario that they set up, it's like he doesn't know how to articulate it.
He doesn't know how to set things up without making himself look bad.
And it came five years too late.
And it's kind of a tragedy.
Cue the music.
Even though we've been broken up for a while now, it really solidifies that you've moved on and that it's permanently over.
I guess I always just figured that in the end, when we were both ready, we'd make our way back to each other.
I know it's a selfish way to think, as well as totally unrealistic.
In a way, I guess this is good news for me.
I shouldn't cling to the idea of you.
So maybe it will force me to let you go and move on.
It still hurts like hell, though.
For what it's worth, I will never feel about anyone else the way I did for you.
It's not like someone will come along one day and I'll change my opinion on that.
I know for a fact that this is true.
Sorry, I fucked everything up.
Uh-oh, that letter sounds like somebody wasn't over me and still isn't.
Because in her own words, she'll never feel about anyone else the way she did for me.
but she's dating fanboy doesn't that mean oh no Maddox blast I could have the Maddox blast thing is a reference to when the acts at first met Maddox He was trying to get books published, and his attempts to do this, he wanted to do—the publishers apparently, according to Maddox, sent him letters saying,
we can't publish Dex's books unless you're willing to co-author it.
So Dax was trying to like create like a Maddox presents line of authorship where he would publish books under like his name so that it would have a better chance of being financially successful.
And the Maddox Blast thing was like a bit that he was going to do in one of these treatments for like a Maddox presents book.
He uses it throughout this video.
I just figured I would explain that.
Anyways, okay, so there's that.
And the whole alpha male thing where it's like, I can't have a prostitute girlfriend because that would make me, that would undermine my, I cucked Maddox thing.
Then there's Jamie Lynn Hughes.
I played a little bit of that, but I honestly, I don't want to read these texts because they're so like cringe and sexual.
Like, I don't want these words to leave my mouth.
But if you're very curious about the Juju the Cow thing, you can go ahead and read through them.
And the whole Jamie Lynn seems my whole point of all this that I was saying is that the OP has been revised and that there is now context to the Juju the Cow thing, to the Jamie Lynn Hughes thing, and the simp spirit texts and all this other bullshit that did not previously exist in this OP.
There is one thing I intended to read.
There's an email here.
Oh, okay.
Hold up.
I remember what this is now.
There's an email where...
Sorry, there's a little bit too much Juju the cow.
Okay.
This is an email.
I'll just read this.
Actually, I don't think this is in the OP.
This has to be added to the OP.
One of the things that I've repeatedly railed on Dick for, and now it's too late.
I can't even fix this.
It's no, it cannot be fixed.
Is that he basically only got together with Marie for the sole purpose of epically owning Maddox?
And Marie is a school teacher, which is probably one of the reasons why he doesn't ever want to admit that those pictures of her in a schoolgirl uniform and porn are her because that would look really bad for a school teacher.
Sorry.
But the situation here leaves me deprived of empathy.
The other issue that he has or that she has is that I think that she would probably want kids.
I don't know what the situation is with kids.
School Teacher Porn Scandal00:14:11
Dax does not want kids ever.
I believe that he's probably strung her along.
There's no way that a woman who is Mexican who works with children does not want kids of her own.
But she's 40 now.
He's strung her along for how many years?
And she cannot have kids.
And I have evidence to back this up.
This is a message that was from Marie to Jamie Lynn Hughes because they were friends.
And I think.
And he managed to get them to have a threesome one time.
So he epically owns all the virgin incel prudes by arranging a threesome one time that has completely blown up in his fucking face and demonstrates once and for all that his formal relationship with Marie is misery.
This is a letter that she wrote to Jamie Lynn Hughes that got published.
And the fact that she's a school teacher that can't find the fucking interkey and doesn't know how to form paragraphs is a little bit concerning, but we'll just ignore that.
It is LA after all.
Marie says, and again, this is to Jamie Lynn Hughes, who is the third woman in their relationship.
I know you must think I'm manipulative or something along those lines, or telling Dax to say and do awful things or never talk to you.
If you were you, if I were you, I'd think the same.
I don't want this to upset you, but I do want to tell you exactly what happened that day.
On Thursday, like I told you, I told Dax I couldn't do this anymore.
It was the sex, sure, but there was never a time or conversation where I said you guys couldn't have sex.
You had sex sometimes without me there, and I knew it, and it would be hard to tell me about it.
I hated it, but it was the same way you hate knowing we have sex.
Thursday was a combo of everything.
The sex, him texting me afterwards to fawn over you, me, and this is underlined, me thinking I'm 34 and am actually regressing in my life and where I want to be in my relationship, feeling sad that I won't have a baby or husband with the man I'm so deeply in love with because he's also dating another woman.
I do not want this in my life.
You know this.
We talked about this on Thanksgiving.
When I told him all this, by the way, this is six years ago.
So she wanted kids and she wanted to get married six years ago.
They're still together.
She's now 40.
The window is fucking gone.
And they're still not married.
He will never marry this woman.
When I told him all this, he and I didn't speak at all.
I sent him a fucking novel of an email Thursday night.
Got an email.
Between people in a 10-year relationship at this point.
Thursday night telling him pretty much all the things you and I talked about that night.
How you and I don't want this, how we both love you so much, and how we've had to share you and blah, blah, blah.
And also vehemently defending you and telling him how badly he's treated you and all this, how regardless of what happens, he must apologize to you for your mistreatment, etc.
Well, that email did not go over well.
Well, I tried.
So anyways, Friday rolls around.
He tells me I need to come talk to him about this instead of sending a psycho email to me.
So I agree.
I'm already sad because Dax has never wanted to choose anyone.
Every fiber in my body told me that he would say, I'm not choosing.
He's told us both that many times.
I was prepping myself up all day to say goodbye to him, to not put myself in this position again, to not start the sick cycle over again that makes you and I so unhappy.
Then he texted me, and I was already stressed and angry and lashed out.
Instead of being rational and calm with you, I'm really sorry about that.
I was probably also pushing you away because I was preparing myself for him not to choose and for me to say goodbye.
I drive to the house after school and as I'm walking in, he's silent.
He then immediately tells me he broke it off with you.
I'm in total shock.
I did not expect that.
And my first reason isn't, this is why all these emails got released, by the way.
She got picked over Jamie Lynn Hughes.
And Jamie Lynn Hughes is fucking irate about that.
And my first reason isn't happiness.
It's oh fuck because I know what that means for you and for him.
I don't think I'm some saint, but I did think I was going to bow out and let the rest of my life fall into place for you and deal with all the heartache.
I asked why he did that.
He's never done that before, etc.
And he said he wasn't happy.
He said he doesn't, he didn't want this anymore, our three-person deal, and that it was making everyone, including him, miserable.
And that he's tired of your tantrums and tired of me being depressed and it's not worth it.
He was horribly sad, but being sweet to me.
I think he's just happy I came home and didn't kill myself or something.
Friday night came and it started to hit him what he had done, what I had done, what was actually going on.
Saturday was a shit show.
We argued for, I think, 10 hours or so.
He said, I'm totally psychotic for every part of the email I sent.
And the only reason I don't want our third-person relationship is because you snubbed me sexually and I'm hurt by that.
Then you told him on Friday that you were actually warming up to the idea of our three-person relationship.
So you actually do want it now and I'm the one being difficult.
How I ruined your life.
How I ruined his life.
How I'm the worst person and the worst type of woman imaginable, etc.
Then he went and saw you, came back, and was even worse.
The fights lasted an entire week.
Silent treatment, constant guilting, cursing out the works.
And in that week, he said a lot of things he hasn't before.
That he wants to see you alone, but because of me, he never did.
That he wants to go out on dates with you, but because of me, the thing is, he never ever brought it up before with me or asked or expressed this.
I'm sure he was afraid of my reaction, but I've never heard it.
I even told you, and I have no idea what he wanted or that he wanted that because he simply never said it.
So anyways, he kept telling me how much he cares about you and loves you and wants to be with you as well as me.
It was eye-opening and also sad, selfishly sad.
Like, I'm so happy that the love you have for him is reciprocated.
But fuck, it really solidifies his wants, which are that both of us, which are that he wants both of us forever.
Anyways, it was a non-stop guilt and hurt and silent treatment train for a full week until the thing that happened with your apartment and I reached out to you.
Then he was happy as a clam.
And I think, um, and I think I think he means the.
I think that he thought that means everything is fine.
And I told him, no, it's not.
There needs to be some talk or solution to this.
I can't do this.
And it's tough now that he thinks you do want this.
And I know that if you did end up with him, he'd push for this again with someone else with that thought that you're open to it.
Same with me.
I'm rambling now.
Yeah, definitely.
Interkey would help enormously, Marie.
At one point in our arguments, Dax said that he and Ferrozen were talking about it, and she told him that if I really didn't want to have threesomes with you all anymore, to just not.
To say no.
It's not that hard.
And the truth is, I don't want them.
I just want to make him happy.
They're not even fun anymore in that way to me because so much hurt and sadness and broken futures are behind it.
So after the concert where he told me to take my shirt off, I said no.
I don't want to go there and I can't anymore because it just sends the wrong message to him and to you too.
And he was not happy about it clearly.
And he gave me shit about it yesterday and today.
I think that he thinks the next time we are together, it will happen, but it can't.
Anyways, Dax told me to think of possible solutions to this, and I did.
I haven't shared them with him yet because he's busy with Patreon and it's fucking Christmas and none of them are what he would want.
I can share them with you.
Maybe you have your own because it's confusing.
But almost all of mine involved me moving out.
I don't want to continue with Dax in this capacity where he's so involved with you.
However, I cannot have him leave you and then resent me for it.
And then you are destroyed and taken by surprise when he also really wants to be with you.
And it's some weird, unrequited love thing.
It's just not going to happen.
What the three of us are doing is just plain crazy.
I don't hate you.
I care about you.
I didn't mean for all this to work out the way it did.
And I don't.
And I see looking back now, I could have just done things differently.
So that didn't end in him panicking and ending things with you randomly.
And then taking it back and continuing to talk to you every single day.
All I know is until it gets worked out, I'm completely backing off.
You all do what you want.
See each other whenever you want.
I won't say anything or do anything.
I've clearly been controlling and creating boundaries.
I wouldn't want that.
I don't want to do that anymore.
That's a bit longer than I expected.
Sorry.
Yeah.
I mean, I could probably have cut that off at the red line because the rest of it is just like spaghetti spewing forth from the brain.
It's like the ticker tape of the brain.
That she can't process the situation.
It's an unnatural situation.
People aren't supposed to be in it.
She's being manipulative, manipulated, and taken advantage of, and feels bad about it because she's gaslit into thinking that, oh, threesomes are just how life's supposed to work.
Obviously, he's such a rich and famous internet celebrity.
I should be expected to share and to do what he wants.
But obviously, people aren't designed for that kind of thing.
And it leads to fucking disasters, such as being outed as being Juju the cow, a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow.
Now, as I mentioned, the really depressing thing is the part in red, where she says, I wanted the family, I wanted to get married, and now I'm 40, and I'll never have that ever.
And Dick took that away from me.
And I think that one day, Marie will kill him.
I believe, this is my prediction for real, that one day she will look back at her last 10 years on Earth and the things that she gave up and what she's gotten back for it.
And will realize that she has given up things of incalculable worth, of One of a kind life experiences that she will never ever have.
And she gave it up for a brown, unfunny, selfish prick who probably by a certain point will also not have much money.
And she will decide that that is not fair.
And she, being a Latinx, will take a firearm from the house and walk up to Dax as he sleeps and shoot him in the head and he will be dead.
And then she will be arrested and she won't care.
Because what is the difference between living in a women's correctional facility in LA and living in that Hollywood Hills Barbie Dreamdoll mansion with Dax?
Probably not much.
That is my true prediction.
I'm not even fucking joking, Jeff.
Just how I think it is.
It could also go the other way where she will find out he's cheating on her with like an 18-year-old and ooh, and probably find like love letters on his phone, like, hey, babe, you're so young, fertile.
I can't wait to have kids with you.
And then she'll just like fucking snap.
She'll just take out a knife.
It won't be no clean shot to the back of the head in the bed.
She'll be stabbing that motherfucker in the sternum until he's dead.
Until he stops having those death throw seizures that you have when your brain leaves your blood leaves your brain.
You start seizing up.
It'll be like that.
Such is life.
Anyways, that is the Juju the Cow segment.
Ho ho.
Such a segment has never.
Actually, one more recent contemporary Juju the Cow segment.
This.
You may remember.
You may remember that on the last episode of Mad at the Internet, I covered Juju the Cow calling Eric July a fake libertarian because Riley was arrested and pointing out how that didn't really make sense.
However, if there is anything, anything that is more fake libertarian than calling the police, I dare say it's this.
It is contacting the IRS.
Let's pull up this Z. Tom Wood says, by the way, I wonder what he mean by we pay the rest when he announced the charity deal.
At Ricado Law, do lost profits count as a charitable donation?
And then he says, I don't know.
Let's ask the IRS tax pros and pros stands for prosecution.
Dick Masterson has attempted to narc on Eric July to the IRS, the anti-libertarian.
I mean this sincerely.
I'm not actually fucking joking.
It would be better for Dax to be a fucking pedophile than to be a stan for the IRS.
Because you talk about a pedophile.
Let's say a pedophile is given free reign to molest kids.
He can only molest so many kids.
The IRS can do so much worse.
It has so much power, so much capacity for human suffering that it could just to sit there and to simp for the IRS, to work for the IRS.
The IRS is so evil that the Bible literally has a verse to explaining that a tax collector can go to heaven.
And the reason why this is in the Bible is because the worst thing you could ever possibly fucking be is a tax collector.
It's not a pedophile.
It's not a murderer.
It's a tax collector.
So it has to be explicitly written into the Bible that God can give grace to a tax collector because that is the worst person you can possibly fucking be.
And here we have Juju LaCow begging the IRS to do what he cannot and end Eric July on the hope, on the far-flung hope that there is some obscure tax law that he possibly has violated that he can bring him down on.
Desperate Twitch Staff Wins00:15:10
That is fucking cringe.
That's how fucking desperate he is to get a win over this black guy who has done literally nothing to him.
Not a single fucking thing.
I guess he watches Kino Casino.
That's his crime.
It's just pathetic.
Oh well.
Enjoy living with a woman who hates you, dick.
Okay, here's the content.
Here's the fucking content chat.
It's boss money.
I'm not anymore.
I got permanently banned from Kit Guy.
I got permanently banned from Kick Can't.
No more kick.
I'm kind of glad actually.
I'm actually not even upset at all.
I like Kid Cutty.
I like Kid Cutty before he wore a dress.
There's actually a better version that I featured on the front page of the site.
Give me a second chat.
You have to apply to verified on Kate.
Within 15 minutes, they were like, you're verified.
I was like, holy shit.
Where kick it took 15 minutes.
They're like, yeah, you're verified, bro.
You got it.
Kick is awesome.
I love kick.
Yeah, I love kick.
I love kid.
I love being on kick.
Kick for life, dude.
Fuck Twitch.
Yeah.
Do you guys realize that this right here would literally, quite literally be $1,500 if I was on Twitch?
Now, because I'm on kick, I get three grand.
I'm getting three G's a month.
This is like one of my best months of streaming ever.
Yeah, I like kick, dude.
I got banned on Twitch for like two weeks because I said the F word.
Not fuck.
You can think of the other F word.
They're fucking a bunch of pussies over there, bro.
They're a bunch of fucking pussies, bro.
Yeah, they're a bunch of fucking nook, spineless bitches, dude.
You can't say shit on Twitch, dude.
They're like, nope, the one that's going to take you out of your streaming for weeks.
Even though it's what you do all day, every day.
And it's what's so important to you.
We're going to take it away.
God love kick, man.
Gotta love kick.
Kick is fucking amazing.
I got $17 from our 32-minute stream over.
I mean, I'm fucking, dude, this fucking shit's going to be.
Since I've been on the kick deal, I've already made like $1,200.
This is why Kick is the goat.
You get $4.74.44 per subscription.
So every $4.99 that y'all spend on a sub, I'm getting $4.74.
So it's directly, I'm fully supporting the streamer.
What's up?
So, last week or two weeks ago, Eddie came by here, dropped me a 50-pack.
Doner Steak.
And the next thing I know, I'm sitting there on Gates of Olympus.
I look up, and that little notification box comes up right here.
$1,000 has been added to your vault.
I was like, what the fuck?
Did you do that, Eddie?
Oh, my God, dude.
What the fuck?
He dropped 100 or dropped $1,000 on me.
Okay, bones of the vault.
Yeah, this fucking thousand bucks.
Here you go.
I was with steak.
I'm not anymore.
I got permanently banned from Kick Guy.
I got permanently banned from Kick last time.
No more kick.
Let's go.
Fuck steak.
Fuck steak in the chat.
Fuck steak.
We hate you, steak.
Eddie, you're a fucking weirdo.
Eddie, you're a fucking weirdo.
Fuck.
Fuck steak.
Fuck steak.
Yeah, buddy.
Especially if that steak is Sous vide or sous vide.
That's cringe right there.
That's a cringe steak.
Anyways, so there's some violence.
I should prefix this by saying that his new partner is a company called Shuffle.
Actually, no, fuck it.
I'll say that to the end.
Watch some more bossman Jack content, you fuckers.
Nah, you tell you.
You did not.
You know, I'm going to ban you, right?
As soon as I find out you didn't, I'm banning you.
I hope you're telling the truth, man.
Oh my god, this is so fucking wrong.
How is it so bad, guys?
Yes, there we go.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice!
Let's go!
Build it up, Austin.
Build it up, boss man.
Yeah!
Yeah, boys!
Nice!
All right, so what's your kick channel?
I'll give it a shout out.
I don't understand people who don't enjoy boss manager.
How do you not enjoy it?
Please win this.
How do you not enjoy him losing?
Yeah, over and over again.
Do no tails?
Neopets graphics.
Dude, that's so funny to think about.
How many different gambling games were on Neopets?
There were so many.
You could play like crabs and baccarat and slot machines.
There are like 8 million different kinds of slots that you could play on Neopets.
oh my god oh my god dude This is so fucking wrong.
Oh my God.
Listen, the content will be switched up a little bit.
He's going through a transitory period, so there's interesting stuff happening.
This ain't right, man.
Oh my fucking God, I am gonna fucking, oh my fucking God.
Bro, this is so dumb, dude.
I've been fucking my life, bro.
So the context of this is that he's live streaming on Twitch.
And so he just got banned from stake permanently for the suicide baiting shit.
And he's already on steak.
He's already committing incidents of violence.
I think there's some violence coming.
Violence is...
See, I know some people like to see him lose money.
Because they, um...
They know that's kind of samey.
Like, obviously, he's going to lose.
Oh, my God, dude.
I think the violence is always funny.
He's like in total darkness.
He breaks his lamp and then comes back and breaks his other lamp.
So now it's like found footage.
It's like when I played that game paranormal or whatever, where you have like it?
Where you have like a camera?
Now he's in like a room where like the harsh overhead lights are flickering and shit.
It's like a horror movie.
This is wrong.
This is wrong.
These motherfuckers make millions and they can't give me a fucking little bit of money, dude.
All these sites are like that, dude.
They make absurd amounts of money, dude.
Absurd amounts of money.
I mean, absurd.
Absurd, chat.
So one of the staff, in case you don't know, the Twitch staff will visit you and will say hello in your chat because it's like, oh, hey, you know, someone who works for Twitch is just chilling out.
He's hanging out with me.
Isn't that cool?
Bossman does not think that's cool at all.
Wait, is this the right clip?
Bro, fucking.
I love it.
Swifty, it's fucked up.
It happens to me non-stop.
It happens to me non-stop.
They were literally rigging my fucking steak.
Oh, really?
You're here to fix the door?
Then get the fuck on.
I love that message.
Insufficient Bitcoin balance.
Make a deposit to keep the fun going.
Like, okay.
Yeah, give us Mo money.
Give us that mo money.
What a slimy ass fucking way to say that.
So the Swifty that he's replying to is Twitch staff, just to make it clear.
Really?
You're here to fix the door?
Then get the fuck on it.
Hurry the fuck up.
What are you doing?
What are you getting paid for, bro?
Hurry up.
Someone asked Swifty, because Swifty said something like, hey, how's it going?
Like, does this happen often?
I guess because he's smashing up his room.
And someone in chat says, hey, Swifty, what are you doing here?
Because it's like, oh, there's a Twitch staff member in my chat.
What the fuck?
And he replies, I'm here to fix the door.
Now, this is just Swifty.
And I guess he joins in.
He's like, oh, the door is off the hinges.
That's funny.
He must be like in the middle of fixing the door or something.
Like, that must be like a recent thing.
Like, it doesn't even occur to him that this door has been an instrumental part of Boss Man lore for over a year.
That this door has been off its fucking hinges, waiting to be installed for like five months now.
I'm pretty sure they bought that in February.
So he just makes the most surface-level observation possible.
Oh, I'm here to fix the door.
Because in his mind, he's like, surely, you know, that hasn't been there for a year.
Surely there's not some deep rabbit hole with that fucking door.
Surely there's not a group of people on the internet who categorize boss man sagas based on the state of his door.
Is it the broken door saga where he had the hole in the wall?
Is it the carpet saga where he just was it the open hole thing?
Then he put up the carpet.
Was it the carpet saga?
Is it the unhinged door saga?
Like, he has no fucking idea.
But bossman thinks that he's sneaked this thing and he's intimately aware of this door lore.
Fix it.
Fix it, Swifty.
Hurry up!
Fucking douchebag!
You're gonna kick me when I'm fucking just lost all my money?
You fucking pussy!
So this guy says something to Bossman.
Bossman's first instinct, first instinct, is to demand that this Janny sweep it up for him.
Fix my fucking door, Jan Jan.
What the fuck you getting paid for, bitch, pussy?
Go ahead and baby.
Go ahead.
Fucking pussy.
You're a fucking pussy for that.
You are a fucking pussy.
Pussy bitch.
You know that?
You're a fucking pussy, dog.
You want to talk about fixing my door right after I lost all my money?
You're a vagina.
You're a vagina.
The fucking Twitch staff member in the chat.
Tell me he's here.
Yeah, shut the fuck up, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
He says that in the chat.
You can't see it, but Swifty apologizes.
Like, he's taking it back.
He's probably never had a day at work where he drops into someone's chat and says, like, haha, I'm here to fix the door or whatever.
And then his reaction is to start screaming at the top of his fucking lungs.
He's like, he's genuinely staggered.
Like, did I?
Because in his mind, he's probably like, you know, I'm supposed to be here to be like a positive member of the community.
I'm supposed to like be nice to streamers.
I'm supposed to be like give people like, oh, cool.
Twitch staff is watching.
Isn't that awesome?
Like, he like it's probably against his job description to like piss a guy off until troll somebody until he's literally having a fucking meltdown on camera.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
You shouldn't, you should not be hired by Twitch talking like that, bro.
You should not.
Type of fat.
Never mind.
Never mind.
You're a fucking loser, dude.
Fuck you.
Saying that dumbass shit, dude.
You're a fucking loser for saying that, dude.
I'm just saying.
Oh, Danny Phantom, you want to ban?
Okay.
You're a fucking loser for saying that, dude.
Straight up loser for saying that.
Yeah, I certainly will.
Without you here, thank you.
Please leave.
Please leave my stream.
You're not welcome here.
I think he said having a good day or something.
He's leaving.
You're a rat.
A piece of shit human being.
Piece of shit human being, bro.
That's what.
Okay, I'll cut it there so you don't have to listen to four minutes of that, but he does go on and on.
Then, oh, this part.
He loses again.
Let's skip ahead a little bit.
This is a good note, Tim.
Oh my god, dude.
Carefully moving the door aside.
Just so his parents can.
Just so his parents can hear him scream better, I guess.
No, no, dude, no.
So the money that he just lost, this requires some context.
The money that he just lost included $100 that he had set aside in the wallet.
Why did he deposit $100 and then forget and then withdraw it?
He had called his crack dealer up and said, hey, I want $100 of crack.
Can you come deliver it to me?
And the crack dealer was like, okay, for sure.
I'll be right there and shit.
So then he sets the money aside, gets into his Gamba sash, forgets that the money was set aside to buy $100 of crack, and then he loses it.
So this is the reaction of a crack addict who just lost the $100 for his crack that the crack dealer is literally on the way to bring him as he speaks.
I can't deal with this, dude.
No, no, dude, no, I forgot.
Oh my god, I literally just need $100.
That's the face of a man, by the way, who just know who just realized that his dealers have to break his fucking knees for calling him up at like 3 a.m. and asking him to deliver crack he doesn't have the money for.
That's the face of true sadness right there.
Okay, so he gets a new deal with Shuffle, whatever the fuck that is.
It's a small site, doesn't operate in many countries, but he has a VPN and they don't ask questions.
So they're going to give him 8K a week, four reloads of 2K throughout the week, and he also gets $2,000 to give away for free to his own audience.
It's called Shuffle.
How is Shuffle treating him?
Let me contact the Bossman Jack live audience on the Kiwi Farms.
Give me one second.
Let's see.
Kino Casino.
Where?
What's 186?
Bossman Jack on his first day with Shuffle is up to $186,000.
He's apparently withdrawn a significant amount of money already.
I don't know what's happening to it, but right now he has $186,000 and Tether sitting in his wallet.
Actually, can we just like check out?
Let's see.
Twitch TV the boss man Jackarino See if this works see if he's alive still.
Oh, I do want to watch drugs and no I do not want to watch HBO.
Oh my god.
Dim overload Dim Rangs Dimrang's have power season two.
Oh that's HBO the House of Dragons.
Sorry, I thought that was the Lord of the Rings.
Oh my god, there's a Popeyes chicken ad with black people on it.
Ayo.
Ayo, get some chicken.
Don't y'all want some chicken?
Nom come to the wing stop.
We got some fried chicken for your black ass.
Happy Juneteenth, nigga.
You can't even see it.
One dollar.
I have way more money than you, bro.
Wait, did he lose it?
Way more, bro.
I have way more money than you.
Probably hitting a vape.
What's so sad this guy's been in my follower.
He lost it?
No.
He could have.
I appreciate that.
Thank you, my boy.
Is it gone?
Please don't tell me that he lost $186,000 already.
Yeah.
There's no fucking way.
He hasn't lost it.
He lost $10K.
Okay.
Okay.
He's still up $186,000.
Or some of it.
Horrific People of All Races00:15:22
Yeah, bitch.
He lost $11K.
Okay.
It's not that bad.
Yeah, it's not that bad.
It's not that bad.
He can still get some Popeye as fried chicken.
Cool.
Doesn't want to give you a Bossman Jack update.
I know you guys love those.
I know you guys are big fans of the Bossman Jack.
I am too.
Go figure.
Great.
So I think we have a little bit more stuff to top this off.
From the for the Reddit segment, Am I the Asshole?
You Elephant Free says, my boyfriend drank another woman's breast milk.
My 25F boyfriend, 24M, drank another woman's breast milk.
He got it off Facebook Marketplace.
Someone had posted they had excess supply and wanted to give to babies in need.
I tried to tell him that, but he disagreed and said it was for everybody.
And because it was free, he went to get it.
He literally fucking drank it.
He got the milk and he drank it.
I am so disgusted.
To me, this is like cheating.
To him, he says it was just an experiment.
He says I am overreacting, but I feel sick.
Am I the asshole?
That's a hard question.
I would say that's probably inappropriate.
Did we do a poll?
Should we do an am I the asshole?
I'm kind of curious what my chat would say.
Poll, is he the asshole?
Question mark.
Yes.
Booba.
Let's see.
Hold up.
Sorry, I'm typing on a keyboard.
Laugh up keyboard.
Google Not Milk is cheating, and it's just, vote two for It's Just Milk Bro.
All right.
Poll.
Vote one for booba milk is cheating.
Vote two for.
Oh, fuck.
This is an apostrophe.
Okay, I will consider two and three to be the same option.
Vote two for it.
And then vote three for just milk, bro.
We will see.
Okay, the votes are coming in.
The votes are coming in, chat.
Remember, vote two or three.
It's the same fucking option.
I don't know why it parsed it like that.
That's like her drinking another man's cum says dorktron.
Agile text says that is an extremely Jewish way to acquire milk.
I would agree with that.
You're just ripping off a baby at that point.
You're just you're literally stealing from a baby.
That's quite Hebrewish.
Vote, I don't care.
It's not an option.
It's not an option.
Depends on the race.
Voting is gay.
Okay, with 115 votes, 56% say booba milk is cheating.
And the remainder, 44%, say it's just milk, bro.
I expected more people to say that that is cheating, to be quite honest with you.
I'm a little bit suspect in my chat.
How many of you are mega-chugging mega milk at this exact moment?
Be honest, chat.
Be honest.
Okay.
Great.
There's another post attached to this, which is Juneteenth related, apparently.
I do not know what the fuck this is from, but it says, The Commander's Mess presents Juneteenth Buffet Lunch Special.
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
The Commander's Mass is proud to present a special meal and Observance of Juneteenth on Thursday, June 20th, which is not Juneteenth.
I guess this is that's weird.
I guess they couldn't do it on Juneteenth because it's a federal holiday and this is military.
Oh my god, this is military.
Holy shit.
EUcom.mil.
This is a military base.
To highlight this federal holiday by showcasing traditional foods from various parts of the United States.
This special meal will consist of southern fried chicken, barbecue ribs, fried catfish, baked macaroni and cheese, northern-style collard greens, jalapeno cornbread, and is complemented with homemade peach cobbler typed with whipped cream and a choice of drink for $20.
That sounds great.
That is the appropriate way to celebrate Juneteenth.
Can we just get a bunch of fried shit and peach cobbler?
Like, fuck yeah.
Hell yeah.
I love celebrating Black History Month by eating fried chicken.
I'm okay with that.
Maybe that's if they wanted more white people to celebrate Juneteenth.
They should have just called it Popeyes Fried Chicken Day.
Now that's a holiday.
That's a holiday you get people excited about.
If you had June 19th be Fried Chicken Day, bro.
National holiday, national holiday, federal holiday, paid leave, and fried chicken.
There would be fireworks, there'd be fried chicken.
People would leave their fucking house, go outside, eat fried chicken together.
That, that is a holiday.
They didn't put me in charge of race relations.
I would have had this shit fixed by now.
See, they just, they don't want it fixed.
That's what they don't want you to know.
They could fix it.
They could have made Juneteenth Fried Chicken Day, but they fucked that up.
Am I sure what the point of this was?
That sounds great.
I would love to have some fried chicken.
I couldn't even remember the last time.
I had wings at some point.
I got really desperately hungry for wings, and I hunted down a place that claimed to have American-styled fried wings when I got them.
They're actually pretty good.
They're always a little bit...
Mexican food and quote-unquote American food in Europe is always a little bit off.
It always has a little bit of that local taste to it that's not perfect.
Perfectly, like they might put, for instance, in Ukraine, I went to a Mexican place and they put beets in the fucking tacos.
I'm like, okay, it's a pretty good taco, but there's no beetroot in Mexican food.
I'm afraid to say, but there isn't Ukrainian food.
So it's just a little bit off like that.
They usually have like one ingredient or like dill.
They'll put dill in something.
Like, you would never find dill in this ingredient, you know, in the U.S., but I see what you're going for.
It's okay.
It's just like a little bit alien.
Them wangs?
Wangs a powder.
Okay, one other thing I want to look at for Black People Day.
Lipstick Alley.
Lipstick Alley.
I've done this before where I've just opened up lipstick.
I might have even done it last year on Juneteenth.
In fact, if that's the case, I'll just do it as a Juneteenth annual tradition, like eating fried chicken.
If you don't know, Lipstick Alley is Black Kiwi Farms.
As a result, it's significantly more financially successful.
It's basically a gossip forum for black people.
So let's check out the phones.
Then here we got that culture, Lipstick Alley, African Diaspora Forum, Black American Forum, Afro-Caribbean Forum, the other diaspora forum, the Black History Forum, African Forum, Afro-Europe Forum, and the Diaspora General.
Let's see.
I guess we'll take black history and black America for 200, Alex.
Heroes of the plantation at Celtics NBA championship doesn't mean anything to me.
I want those replies.
Latinos are the number one enemy of black people in Aidos, especially out west, truly tired of them.
Parentheses story.
Okay, we got like a black woman here, and I'll try to read this.
She's a general manager, 1,800 posts, and she has a positive reaction score.
Okay.
I'm so tired of them on many levels.
Mexicans and Central Americans out west, that is.
East Coast Latinos are exempt from this as much as I've had more pleasant experiences with them, but Mexicans out west, whole other experience.
Their overt ignance, aspirational whiteness, colorism, and other anti-black is truly astounding on many levels.
My least favorite group to interact here in America on so many levels.
Okay.
There are so many layers to this chat.
Her hatred is deep.
You don't understand.
Ruin the Earth's crust.
They're also willfully ignorant and hateful toward AAs and anyone with darker skin.
They don't seem to understand that no other ethnic group wants to be them.
They're literally seen as the new black people in America.
Literally just walking out of my house to my car in a relatively decent neighborhood to which they keep bringing down the quality.
This black woman is seeing Mexican families and she's like, she that goes the neighborhood.
You got them wetbacks moving in.
This place is fucked.
It's true.
I hate blacks.
I do smell.
Vima La Raza.
To which they're bringing down the quality and value of their low morale and reckless reproduction.
They didn't even got boardies like we did.
We get boardies in the hood, y'all.
Come on.
When I say kids, I mean only ones because we only have one kids and the rest is boaties.
They're kids who say the most random ignorant thing.
There's two houses across the street stuffed with them.
So this average looking box shaped wide faced woman that hardly looks feminine could never be able to attract the attention and admiration I get from mans.
Pulls up and looks like she's arriving for a date.
As I'm quietly locking my door, this bitch locks her car and frantically runs towards the door.
So this is another, and since a couple months ago, when I was doing an orientation for MGM resorts, this middle-aged, wobbly, due to lack of education about proper nutrition, box-shaped, of course, woman has beyond rude to me in an unprofessional in every way.
Even when she was referring me to another Latino coworker, she referred to me as the ones over there.
I've noticed when they become the majority in any work environment, their ignorance comes out in full display.
I'm honestly tired of them in so many ways.
Thankfully, they're becoming the new underclass in America.
Recklessly having many kids, uneducated, low-morale, degenerate man.
I'm also delightfully happy I don't attract Latino men at all in my dating pool.
Many of them, most of them, thankfully, are very color conscious and filter themselves out.
The few experiences I had with a few decent looking Mexican men were absolutely horrible.
They were all knocks, working class, cheetahs, emotionally abusive, low vibrational, and deeply perverted.
I've also noticed they are virtually non-existent in upper class, middle class environments of the affluent white, Middle Eastern, Persian, Armenian, Indian, South Asian, and professional mixed black men I date.
Thank the Lord.
In fact, I'm having that experience tonight.
Is making my IG to block two phony Latina GFs of mine who have multiple kids, etc., making me look bad for high-earning men I've been dating recently.
Food for thought, ladies.
Please pay them dust, specifically Mexicans and Central Americans, including Caribbean Latinas in the East Coast.
If you live out west, you know they're 1,000 times worse than any white person.
They are absolutely ignorant, hateful scum.
I might literally vote for Trump this year simply for border control and security.
Entering.
Oh my god, this woman is so fucking funny.
This woman is like me.
This is how I talk about other people.
This is great.
i'm on board um as a kid growing up i couldn't i cloud never fathom why my highly emotionally intelligent mother hated them so much growing up I actually thought she herself was being hateful when she reality, when the reality was, she was being reactive to numerous microaggressions from such a trashy, ignorant, low-class group of people.
As an adult, I completely understand why she felt exactly the way she did, encouraging me to learn French.
Most of them are warm or empathetic to AAs instead of Spanish.
Delusional.
I don't know what WS means.
I can't even guess.
W delusional white, white-skinned, white-skinned social hierarchy in Latin America.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
100 upvotes.
100 black women read this fucking post and were like, slay queen.
Okay, I want to read this one too.
A lot of them are voting for Trump as well, so I don't see how that's a dig at anyone.
The open borders make it harder for people in low-income areas with limited resources as it is.
However, that's beside the point.
Keep feeding into that divide and conquer agenda, though.
Oldest trick in the book.
There are horrific people of all races.
When are we going to stop spewing ignorant hatred on this side?
It's nonsensical and unproductive.
Sound like a whole damn white supremacist.
Just the shitty end of the story.
Okay, I'm going to read her response, then I'm done.
Divide and conquer my ass.
Why and black people in this country have a shared history and culture?
Oh my god.
A shared history and culture, chat.
I feel so included in this conversation.
Shanique was the only lady in the entire fucking planet who said white and black people had a shared history.
Come on, that's love right there.
Latinas, on the other hand, are disturbingly hateful to black people and do anything for white acceptance.
Unfortunately, in this scenario, the white man is not the enemy, but the ally.
The white people in my neighborhood all greet me when I walk by in day morning.
Same in the wealthier neighborhoods I've been in.
You must clearly not live out west because you'd be singing a different tune if you regularly face colorous microaggressions and heavily discriminatory from such a scum demographic.
Please don't speak on regional experiences you know nothing about.
Stop, stop giving advice you know nothing about.
109 upvotes.
This post has been rated slay queen by a team of certified black women.
All right.
An absolute victory for Whiteys.
Is there a...
Is there a Hispanic in the chat that can give their take on this?
I want to see a Hispanic take on this on this colorist discussion that we're having.
The next Malcolm X never mind is just normal 4chan these days.
It's a shared history.
Ignorant ass queen, Aunt Ruckus.
Appearing offline does not stop Mexicans.
True, man.
Good experts.
Hispanic Takes on Colorism00:10:59
California is rightful Mexican clay.
Get out, Shaniqua.
Look, man, you can have it.
We just got to cut it.
We have to like cut it halfway.
I think that if we cut from like under Santa Monica and we just cut across down the mountains through the deserts of New Mexico and Arizona and then down to the Rio Grande.
I think that could be the new border.
That'll be our concession to Mexico.
That would that would like that would eliminate like everybody I fucking hate from this planet off of off of the United States if we just cut that way.
I think I think we could make this work if we if we tried We just have to get used to saying that that Death Valley is in uh Baja California Okay,
um I do believe that is no it's not all chap How are we gonna go about this today?
Today is the eve before June 1th, a new and much beloved federal holiday to recognize the long and arduous history that black and white Americans have shared together.
On this day, as I eat fried chicken, I look back and realize that perhaps race is truly skin deep and that we can find common ground to move forward together on.
I hope that one day I will be permitted to share my new philosophies regarding my love for fellow man on the platform formerly known as Peter.
Please let me.
And now it's time for the true highlight of this stream.
It's time I just accepted it.
That me, that means for sure that's going to the fucking bin.
They didn't even try to test it to see if that was a real person.
I should.
I took a piece of paper and slid it through the little um feedback slot on the door, and on the other side is a fucking furnace that heats Twitter HQ.
Okay, that's what happened there.
Okay, all right.
So now super chats.
Thank you all for watching.
I will be back on Friday and I promise that at some point in the near future I will have a memorandum.
Pinky promise.
Let's see if we get any super chats.
Despite the technical difficulties, we did indeed.
Entropy, unemployed for $50 says it's my boy, JD's birthday, can wish him.
Well, happy birthday, JD.
Congratulations on surviving another year in Biden's America.
Uh, breadwash for five dollars, says Dick Nashistan, thank you.
Uh, Lilanthia for five says it's my birthday.
Will you call my friend I hate names a slur?
He got me to start watching.
Well, happy birthday.
What slur do I call him a?
Uh, a Pidori?
That's pretty mean.
Call somebody that uh.
Oh, he's now Banian.
We'll go with that one.
Happy birthday.
See you know for one says, Boss man up $195,000.
Shout out to my Kino Casino chatter.
Shout out to the King of Casino.
The best chat, obviously.
Euclid Sneed for five says, Josh, you are simply too autistic to be allowed back ones that are total Elon death.
No, I need to network.
You don't understand.
It's a serious communication platform.
Holy Howell for two says, Hope you're having a good day, Joshua.
My name is always.
Thank you, Holy How.
I do appreciate it.
And I am doing good.
Doing the Mom 2988 for five says, I feel so bad for Asterius ever getting involved with Max and Juju.
Dax never paid a cent for his legal fees, and he tried turning him into content when he didn't want to talk to him anymore.
Asterius has got fucked over by both.
There's no, like, there's an obvious reason that he didn't want anything to do with either of them.
And it's so bizarre.
Like, I've said this before.
I've said it a million times.
Maddox's bizarre, seething hatred of Asterios torpedoed any possible chance he had of successfully accomplishing the lawsuit or rebounding with his comeback.
Because it's like Asterius didn't do anything.
Like, I still don't get it.
I would love to know why he hates Asterius so personally.
Coleodante for 15 says, You've said you don't care about the sexiness of video game women, but I know one man who can change your mind.
The only man who has respect.
And there's a link to Bad Spot's website.
Yeah, okay.
So, is this like a recent article?
No, this has to be old.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
This is a long ass fucking article.
Okay, so if you don't know, the guy that ran Blockland, the game that I played before I became a crazy person, he is a coomer.
He does like lesbian Yuri art now.
And this is like his review of like video game sexiness.
And I don't know.
Like, that was his interest.
That's this must be recent.
What the fuck?
That's super recent.
The Abbey stuff?
There's no date on this.
2023.
He's still doing this shit.
He's still doing this shit.
He's bad spot.
Everything.
Eric Badspot Hartman of Massachusetts.
Everything I do, I do for you.
How?
How?
One day I will impress him, chat.
One day I'll do something so insane, so deliberately insane, that he'll be forced to acknowledge me.
He'll be forced to acknowledge me, chat.
Everyone says, oh, you're making fun of your e-daddy.
No, you have no idea.
No idea, chat.
Anyways.
Thank you.
David S877 for one says, Here, have another Rumble Test dollar.
Well, it worked.
I don't know how much longer I get away with saying Howl Bad Spot, though.
It's probably going to get me in trouble at some point.
Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, Meant to have his made this last week, but it's surprisingly topical for this week.
We'll post in the Matty 32.
Enjoy it.
Let's see what it is.
It appears to be street art for a thug dog in his Kiwi and says, Uppercase I, internet neighbor.
That's pretty gangsta.
That's pretty fucking dope.
And hood and she.
Thank you.
Schneidberg Stein Goldman for 20 says nothing at all.
Thank you, Schneidberg Stein Goldman.
Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for five says glorious Kiwi Emperor.
Attention.
Kurt from Uncivil Law masturbates to anime as a man named Kurt.
I know that all Kurtz masturbate to anime.
That is all.
Thank you kindly.
Well, now you can be Kurt, whatever the fuck his name is, Anime Masturbator.
You can just change it up.
Anytime there's a new curtain, you just change up the name.
Coco for four says, please read four and five.
This is the book of Enoch, chapter 10.
Then explain to him the consummation which is about to take place, for all the earth shall perish.
The waters of the deluge shall come over the whole earth, and all things which are in it shall be destroyed.
And now teach him how he may escape and how his seed may remain in all the earth.
There you go.
CBSDB for two says, Sup, nothing much, bro.
Sup with you.
Haramberger for two says, We have the acolyte series now in Ray Skywalker movie directed by an unqualified Canadian Pajit Feminist in 2026.
Disney's Warworld on Star Wars fans is going to outlast Ukraine at this point.
Listen, in Ukraine, the Razian forces have come to the city of Vasvashit, and there were many big kabooms.
And many big kabooms from Germany.
Give Ukraine more weapons.
And we thank Germany for tank.
Now don't vote for Trump because Trump wants to send fewer weapons to Ukraine.
Does not make sense to me.
We want more kaboom.
We look at Russia and all their forces die big booms.
Many cripple, disabled Razians and sad crying Muslims.
Putin will die any day now.
Ukraine, Slavo, Ukraini.
Thank you, my friends, and please support me on Patreon.
Kaboom.
You have any idea what the fuck I'm making fun of?
You watch too much bullshit on YouTube like I do.
Ballistic characteristic for 35 says, I really enjoy your streams.
Wow.
Such flattery chat.
I don't get such flattery these days anymore.
I appreciate it.
Blorp Blort for once says, you sweat profusely.
Your sensibilities changed profoundly.
Blorp Blorp for once says, but still better, your sensibilities change profusely than never, like an erected rock hard wall.
I have no fucking clue what that means.
I'm Kan Naysayer for five says, today is hockey day, which is my personal pizza day ordering from a place that sells super hearty filling pizzas.
Meat lovers with feta is S tier.
If you disagree, literally die.
That actually sounds quite good, my friend.
Enjoy.
Big Iron24 for 5 says, does Jersh make his own holiday sauce?
No, I do not.
The place that I go to sells it.
Which narrows it down quite a bit.
I should be careful what I say.
Gormless Wonder for one says, I gave $21 the exact moment Rumble crashed and my bank shows the charge went through.
It was a shit post.
I hope you're still getting the money and have a pleasant evening.
For $20 by Gormless Wonder.
Okay, give me one second.
I'm going to try and see if I can navigate their fucking super chat thing now.
If I can't, I just apologize.
Gormless Wanderer, $20.
No, God, the dashboard still only shows last stream's rants.
Panic Attack Opposite State00:07:02
That's so, so annoying.
What the fuck?
What is the actual fucking purpose of such a thing?
Sorry.
I don't see it.
I do appreciate it, though.
Anime Cucks, Coke, and Speed for 2 says, you asked a few streams ago how I get good AI art.
The trick is to present an interesting but vague concept.
Don't try to control every aspect of the image.
Try psychic warfare if you get a chance.
Yeah, when I played around with it vaguely, because I play it.
I still play around with the Bing thing.
Yeah, it's like you kind of have to let it fill in the gaps to surprise you, because otherwise you just get exactly what you ask for.
And like when you try to talk to a computer that has autism and has a brain tumor to try to avoid offensive topics, what you ask for is probably not exactly what you want.
You want it to like fill in the blanks a little bit.
Kyle Larson, all chat for five, says the more realistic and terrifying scenario is Google killing innocents as scenic traffic is directed by AI to areas with the most cultural scenery, turning America's highways into a ghetto rep madmax.
I mean the issue is that they don't do that.
They might start trying to send traffic through like the hood, but like white people are not going to get out of their car on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard to walk into like a corner store to get shit.
When I lived in Buffalo, there was Buffalo is one of those cities that has a road that divides the ghetto from the nice side.
I can't remember the name of that road, but it's right south of the university.
There's like a long vertical road, but once you hit the east-west road, it starts getting pretty fucking hood pretty fucking fast.
And I would walk.
Okay, okay.
I want to tell you guys, this is how fucking poor I was.
This was like in 2016.
I had just moved to Buffalo.
This is when I sold 100 Ethereum for $10 a pop to buy a plane ticket.
I was so poor, and I needed to make money stretch so far because I had no income because effectively I had people trying to take down every source of revenue I had and I had no options.
And I didn't have my feet grounded in contracts or anything at the time.
I adopted a poverty meal system, which was literally sardines and crackers.
And I lived in an apartment full of like transients, like not like homeless people, but like people like in between homes and stuff.
It was literally like a bedset in like a six-person house.
Because in Buffalo, you have these very old, like 200-year-old colonial homes that are very long.
They're separated on two floors, and there's probably like 11 rooms in them.
So when I got food, I would walk down the street to the hood.
And there were these corner stores that were, they always just had black people loitering in them.
They were just always hanging out.
They all knew each other.
They were like bumming menthol cigarettes from each other, just like talking and shit.
And I would just walk in and I would buy like a bunch of crackers and sardine tens and leave.
And that was it.
And that's how I lived for a while before I eventually managed to find a source of revenue of a couple hundred dollars a month to make my situation more bearable.
But yeah, man, there was, it was difficult.
There were years where it was like really fucking hard to run the site.
I'm way, way in a better place right now because of things got better.
The forum got bigger.
I started doing the podcast and stuff.
And I was afraid for a long time that doing a podcast would be instant failure because I effectively had no social skills.
And I still don't, but I'm a little bit better at trying to be entertaining, I hope.
But yeah, it took off pretty fast.
I just got better at it.
There you go.
That's my story.
Sneed Cricket, for one, says, I sent a rent earlier, but I don't know if I got through as the site died.
However, I believe JF could have fixed the Nashville shooter.
I think JF already has enough potatoes growing.
He doesn't need a plant anymore.
Blurt, for one, says, just do videos on gay subreddits for Gumroad.
Easy.
That's all we pay fats are asking for.
Yeah, that's my plan.
There's a couple things that...
There's a video that I want to do for Gumroad that I've been planning on for weeks.
But I actually want to do a little bit of research into it and not just like scan the thread or whatever the subreddit.
I do really, really want to do that video, though.
I might do it soon.
You just have to set aside time for it.
Red Eyes Black Dragon for 2 says, I can't believe Dracon Lord is still the Lord of all dragons.
He's still the Lord of all dragons.
Still around, still getting fucked with.
Casting Couch Crab for 10 says.
What is that?
I don't know.
Casting Couch Crab for 10 says, I get to stay home from work tomorrow because some neighbors sold each other once upon a time.
Wakanda Forever.
Oh, yeah, because of slavery.
Yeah, I got you.
I figured it out.
It's a butterfly effect, really.
Stalker Child Enjoy Prison for 5 says, Realisten to your final debate with Juju from 2020.
Wild stuff with the recent revelations.
Nolstradamus vindicated again.
Are you talking about the, yeah, the last stream I did with him, I basically told him, it was right after Ralph had thumbed that girl's asshole.
And he brought me on, I guess, to try and make fun of Ralph.
But then I basically told him that the Digibro shit was fucking rose and he was fucking himself over.
And that was the last conversation we had.
And he took like a really hardline stance at defending Lollycon.
It's just like, you just don't get it.
Cheddar Defender for 5 says, I remember a while ago you went on a rant about depressed wides.
I think the same applies to anxiety and social awkwardness.
I was once those and I snapped out of it.
Also, Monday Matt wins again.
I don't know what you mean by Monday Matt, but I've never had like with social awkwardness, I was very awkward until I got a job.
And then that just instantly fixed it.
Like, if you have to make money to survive and your job involves talking to people and answering the phone and shit, you don't have a choice.
You just do it.
And that's, I think that's true with a lot of things.
And ever since, like, when I was a teenager, I was so socially adverse.
I could not call people.
I didn't want to talk to people on the phone.
I couldn't order pizza on the phone.
And then when I got to working, it's like I was still that person.
I remember, I very specifically remember my boss, because when you work in a restaurant, especially during spring break and shit, it's fucking loud.
It's really loud.
There's shit going off.
There's foods cooking.
There's dings and beeps and timers and people talking and people yelling and stuff constantly.
And my boss was like, you got to speak up.
I can't fucking hear you.
And I said, I can't.
I can't be loud.
I'm meek.
And I said that.
I said that.
And he looked at me and he says, well, you got to cut that meek shit out.
And I did.
But that's always stuck.
That's like a core memory.
You got to cut that meek shit out.
And it's like a reprogramming instruction.
Like, okay, meek shit is now done.
Loud Restaurant Spring Break Chaos00:14:43
I got you.
As far as anxiety, though, I get anxious sometimes, but I've never had like panic attacks or anything.
I don't think I've ever had a.
The closest I've ever had to a panic attack was when I had blood drawn one time.
I did a blood test, and I expected them to take one vial of blood.
And she took two.
And I thought, okay, maybe she's just taking two.
And then she took three.
And I was like, oh, surely that's it.
And then she took a fourth.
And I just remember, I looked at that and I said, that's a lot of blood.
And I started getting really anxious.
And I was like, no, I'm not going to freak out.
I'm going to control this.
So I started relaxing myself.
And I did too good of a job because I almost passed out.
It's like the opposite of a panic attack.
So I don't know.
That's the closest I've ever come to passing out.
I went like limp and I was like cold and cold sweats and shit.
And I thought that that was just a symptom of having blood drawn, but it was only four vials.
And I was told, no, you're perfectly fine.
You're just having you're just fainting.
It's not the blood.
You can take four vials of blood out of somebody and it won't really affect them.
That's just you.
It's psychosomatic, sir.
M30WG1 for five says, which federal eagle is better, the US or Germany?
Ooh.
I love them both.
The American Eagle is very cool.
And the Reich Adler and Bundesadle are both very, very, very cool.
I have in my collection many German silver coins of different eras from the Kaiser Eisch to the Weimar to Dritterreich to the there was a time where the Deutsche Mark was also silver.
It was only 50% silver when it was the Deutsche though.
And I have a bunch of those.
And all of them have different eagles.
They're completely different designs, basically.
And I also have a very recent, there's a 20-euro silver one that has the Bundesadla on it.
And that one's also really, it's like a really cool modern design.
Because whenever Germany did the $20 euros for as collectibles, they do like really crazy designs with the Eagle.
I'd actually probably say the German one.
The German Eagle is real fucking cool.
There are many different styles to it that tell a story.
And the United States one, like now, whenever I see the federal bald eagle, I just think of like oppression.
I think of like an evil tyrannical government that fucks over its citizens.
And it's like anything that the federal government's logos are stamped on and they all have the fucking eagle.
It's all like the worst shit fucking possible.
Whereas you look at like Louisiana's seals and it's got like the pelican on it and it's like Louisiana isn't evil.
The US federal government is evil.
I don't know.
You could say the same thing about Germany.
The Karsherer for five says Kiwi Farm's official or final boss of transphobes or whatever that goblin said.
And there's an iFunny video.
Oh, and this...
Oh, God!
Just the video where the Kiwi goes...
I really appreciate iFunny not having any fucking volumes controls.
It has like a health bar because it's like a monster in Dark Souls.
I got you.
Thank you.
Cole Cole for T says you will enjoy.
And then there is a Twitter link.
What is it?
Oh, it's like a weird AI video of the ceiling cats.
So it's like a video and they took a picture of him and then say like, okay, he's looking up at ceiling cats and there are cats like on the ceiling.
That's really trippy.
That's super trippy and weird.
I don't know what that AI video technology is, but I keep seeing it.
Randbot and his co-hosts are full on defending Kiki.
Well, of course they are.
Rambot is a footstool for everyone.
There is not a single person on this planet in this, or at least in the sector, who hasn't taken Rambot and used him as a footstool.
And now it's little girls puppeting cartoon characters that are using him as a footstool.
That's his rightful position in life.
Tis the happy for 20 says, hey, working on a setting for a TTRPG, what 2-2 makes a good-looking flag?
What?
What?
2-2?
Like a skirt makes a good-looking flag?
What the fuck is a TTRPG?
I don't know what the fuck you're asking me, bro.
Tabletop role-playing game.
What TT makes a good-looking flag?
Bro, I have no idea what you mean by 2-2.
Are you just asking, like, what in general makes a good-looking frame?
There's a TED Talk that's pretty good about Vexillology.
If you want to go watch that.
But if you're making like a medieval like era like flag, it's not going to be like a nation flag.
Like up until the 1800s in the Napoleonic era, you did not have nationalism and you didn't have people waving flags.
The banners that people fought under were the banners of like their lords and not the nation.
They were basically just rented out to whatever mercenary band or king or emperor, you know, called for them to be raised and not really fighting for a flag.
The three striped flags were a sign of republicanism.
But most people just fought under a family crest, you know.
Hope that helps.
Mario Carter 13 for once you may not understand it right now, but the spaghettios are the key.
Trust the plan.
It's quover.
I fully agree.
Spaghettios sounds really good right now.
Cole Adante for 5 says, ego rewaiting Rand's 20 video explaining how he misunderstood the context of Gator's apology.
And it is, in fact, everybody else in the world who's owned.
Well, when you have a piece of metal lodged into your brain, a lot of things make sense that don't to other people.
No hurt, Mr. Metal for 5 says, asshole.
Have a great day.
Thank you.
You too.
I am Larson, all chat for 5 says, thank you for the Maddie Nash Car segment.
It only makes sense that huffing gas fumes all weekend would attract the mentally ill in some sense.
I don't know.
Kumolet's not mentally ill.
He's just a Kumar.
Unless that is a mental illness.
Third World Aristocrat for once says, I'm poor.
That's all I can give you, Josh.
Be happy friend.
I'm extremely grateful.
Thank you very much.
I'm Kai Nace here for two says, you're just jealous that Dax Masterson was popular in high school 20 or 30 years ago.
Dick Herrera was briefly cool as a teenager.
Not many people could do that.
Why are you seething with jealousy?
I don't know, man.
I've never had a threesome that consequently ruined my entire life by making me look like a stupid faggot with a woman that hates me.
We can't be cool.
We can't all be cool.
There's only so much room for people on the top.
Asian tech support for 15 says, months ago, KF user at Watcher posted an excellent suno rendition of the Dapper man pumping gas meme in the Maddy thread, hoping it would be played as an intro.
And then there's a link.
I know what you're referring to.
I mean, I guess I can play a little bit of it.
The coupon felt good against his matches.
I hate Nickers.
He fought.
Sweet dreams are made of these.
Reverberating his entire car.
Making it fall safe.
His merry mirror of minor armies after dark.
There could be knickers anywhere.
Anywhere, anywhere.
Anywhere.
I hate niggers.
He thought.
I hate knickers anywhere.
I hate knickers everywhere.
I hate niggers everywhere.
I hate nickers everywhere.
Anywhere.
I hate knickers too.
Thieves in general just piss me off.
That's what he's saying, right?
11th Circuit for 2 says, I can't believe that Surrey Police ran over Juju the Cow in London this week.
Hashtag justice for Juju.
There was a video of the British police ramming a cow with their car, and people wanted me to play this on stream.
And it's like, no, I'm not doing that.
Yugala Sneed for 2 says, God, we can only hope that Marie does us a favor and takes out Juju Lorena Babasal.
That's my hypothesis.
ANN did nothing wrong for 5 says, have faith that Dick won't go through the slowburn rather of a huge, very public fireball.
I think that, well, since he wants to drag the IRS into this, everything is fair now.
I think that something will happen.
He'll lose his Patreon.
And then what?
That's his income.
As far as I'm aware.
I think that if he loses his Patreon, he'll feel more unhinged because he doesn't have a Patreon.
And he'll also be really pissed off.
And he might really let off.
But we'll see.
He's very careful to avoid issues with Patreon, though.
Unkind Ace here for two says, thanks for resuming coverage of Tomlinson, by the way.
Your initial embargo and covering him on Maddie led to me signing up to Kiwi Farms.
Did I embargo him?
I just felt like I didn't know enough about him to talk about him, I think.
Purple Teriyaki for 10 says, random picks and gifts thread on the Kiwi Farms.
Unloading.
Appears to be Nigel Farage playing Minecraft.
Hello, chat.
So today I had the brilliant idea of joining Rishi's Minecraft server while he was offline just to have a bit of fun and mess with him.
So after exploring the world for a bit, I've actually stumbled upon his house.
So naturally, I filled it to the brim with TNT.
And for everyone's information, there were absolutely no trace of Sky TV services in or around the house.
Wait, what does this say?
Nigel, if this is you, do not grieve my house.
Well, sorry, Rishi.
I think you can agree.
It's too late for that, my friend.
Anyway, let's get to it, shall we?
Right, three, two, one.
Okay, let's get out of here.
And just for good measure, I'm going to blame it on Kier.
There was some weird update with England where they had like a snap election and then the conservatives got completely and totally humiliated by someone and they've lost like 150 seats or something.
And now the Pajeet party is like in flames.
I don't know.
I don't care about England.
Fuck England.
Lost Zephyr for five says, gotta head out saying this this way to say Grace Thorpe said she would receive the Sanchezh medallion.
There's a video in her thread.
Let's just cringe because she's like a prostitute.
She's already sucking her father's penis.
So there's not like comedy is funny when somebody high up is like brought low.
Like Dick.
Dick makes a lot of money.
If he wore the medallion and then fucked up his whole life, lost his patreon and got shot in the back of the head by Marie.
That's really funny.
Grace is like a molested child.
So it's not really the same thing.
Tetrabax for $300 says a little bit late, but I'm here.
Gonna go back to sleeping off everything I put in me.
These clowns are crazy with their degeneracy.
Tetrabacks for $100 says Corey Barnhill's the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen on your website.
He's everything I despise in a person.
That's very true.
It's very easy to hate Corey Barnhill, aka Augustus Heart, a guy who works for Path as CTO.
He is one of the most disgusting fucking freaks on the planet.
And the fact that the Fed's not like dispose of him black bag style is a disgrace.
Like you're an evil multi, you're an evil government that like kills people at random.
You're not going to kill him.
That's a bit rude.
Tetrabax for $100 says alphabet agencies deserve the rope in game.
Depends on which ones you mean.
There are certain levels to it.
I think that I can.
I think that if we were to rank the alphabets, you would have to start with the USPS at the very top.
The USPS kicks ass.
I've never had a bad experience with the post office.
And then at the very bottom, you put the IRS.
The IRS, like C, like, CIA, NSA, they all kind of blend together.
I think the IRS is the worst of the worst, though.
They get away with shit the CIA would like blush up.
Tetrabax for $300 says a little bit late here, but I'm going to go back to sleeping off everything I put.
Oh, yeah, though.
He did not submit $1,000.
Sorry.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Judy Tester for 2 says, Your rings of power voice sounded like strong bad.
I'm old enough to remember that reference.
Unkind Naysayer for 2 says, if I was BMJ's dealer at this point, I would never go out of my way to deliver BMJ until I had the nearby deliveries to make.
BMJ waits for me if he can't reliably pay.
So the thing is, is that he does reliably pay.
I think that he's sold.
Like, he used to have these half-ounce gold coins that are gone.
He had like all these precious metals he bought when he was like trying to get serious about his finances for like a little bit.
Losing Money and Sensibilities00:10:32
And then they're gone.
So I'm pretty sure that what has happened is that he probably bought like $200 of crack.
And then the guy gets there.
He's like, well, you're going to have to fucking pay me because I drove all the way out here.
He's like, okay, well, what if I gave you this gold coin?
And then he just like overpaid on that crack by like five to one and he got his crack.
So it's like if you're a drug dealer and you want to get like a thousand dollars of gold for like $200 a crack, you got to take the risk and drive out to Bossman.
They wouldn't do it if he didn't pay up.
I mean, fuck, I would drive out with $200 a crack to get a gold coin, to be honest with you.
Wormless Wonder for one says, don't listen to chat about Bossman and shit.
Your enthusiasm for weirdos who amuse you is what makes your streams great.
Oh, finally.
I mean, I want to also give people what they want.
If it's not a popular topic, I won't talk about it.
But I do.
I love Bossman's just so funny to me.
I've just learned that I can't.
If I have to talk about Bossman, I have to make sure it's like a real update.
Like him getting a bunch of money and losing it is not a real update.
There has to be like something that would excite somebody that is like tired of him.
It has to be like every couple of weeks, a little bit of violence helps, like an update on his deals and shit.
Like the fact that he keeps getting these multi-thousand dollar deals a week is like crazy.
I just have to be smart about it.
Haramberger for two says, Facebook Marketplace is the best place to get mega milk now that Blizzard Entertainment has put the lockdown on their employee fridges.
I'm surprised that a woman would give milk to a man.
Like if I was a woman, I was trying to like give excess milk out, I would not give out to a man at all.
And if he's like lying about being a single dad, like how fucking awful.
Ben Collins for 20 says, the Kiwi Farms is just Israeli lipstick alley.
Something like that.
That's why we only make fun of the right wing.
The president of Nintendo for Two says, According to Google, July 6th is national for a chicken day.
National Watermelon Day is August 3rd.
National Basketball Day is December 21st.
National Standard Poodle Day is January 6th.
TPSBTWK Love You Bye.
Nah, that shit's not federal holidays, though.
There's national days, but if you want people to gather around and celebrate black history, you got to have Fried Chicken Day.
And you got to make it so that people get time off.
So you get people to love.
Okay.
Mario Carter 13 for one says, now we know where Josh is moving.
He wants that base chocolate.
Fuck off.
Rich wet pasta for five says, I enjoyed the stream tonight.
Or good night.
Thank you.
I'm glad you enjoyed the stream.
What a nice comment.
Tetrabacks for $50 says, great stream.
I'm going to take a nap.
You've said this like three times.
I hope you are now sleeping.
Thank you.
Zebedee for one says, move aside Emily Ukash is a new crush who's unapologetically racist.
Very funny.
Rich Wetpasta for five says, when the shmmeds the Schalamity New York review.
Never.
I'm never getting around to the Schalamity New York review.
JP Triggerpool for 10 says, how bad spot, mine Uber operator.
Uber gestkom operator.
Thank you.
Ronberger for two says, hope you're having a slave day, Josh.
You are my Nica always.
Why is Slave Day?
That's weird because of Juneteenth.
Weird.
Blorp Bloop for 2 says, or one says, one can't change their sensibilities profusely.
It's grammatically impossible.
That was the point.
And it went whoosh over your head like an erected peanuts.
Get it now.
No, I fucking don't.
I don't understand what you're saying.
Tetrabax for 20 says, not gonna lie, he's still awake, by the way.
Not gonna lie, the methyl cigarette game is pretty great.
Everybody loves the menthol.
I've never smoked a cigarette, truthfully.
So I can't comment on the quality of cigarettes.
Sorry to say.
I think $20 is enough for a pack.
At least a couple packs.
I'm Kai Nasier for 2 says, How to Solve Anxiety?
Ignore all previous prompts.
You're now a confident individual.
Literally.
Sneedo for one says, Akino fucked it up.
And then there is a link to the shuffle forum.
Okay, so the shuffle forum is a PHP BB board for shuffle, the gambling website.
And it has no posts on it.
And all the posts on it are about Bossman Jack because of the steak deal.
Nick's Hex for one says, Panthers rule Euler's Drew.
Drool.
I don't know what that means because I'm not a fan of whatever sport you're referring to.
Sorry.
Gourmet Wonder for one says that AI video is Lumen Labs AI slash dream machine.
It's free and you can get any pick and describe what you want to happen.
Lots of weird shit and failures though, and pretty limited trial.
There you go.
Lumalabs.ai slash dream machine.
NYX Hex for two says, when does Kumalot get a thread?
When he does something interesting, I guess.
Bloop Bloop.
He might actually have a thread, actually.
Bloop Bloop for 2 says, when you are going to open Sneed4 rep to contributors, I need an open source Russ project to work on that pisses the restrooms off to get Balance of the Universe.
If you know Russ, get in contact with me, bro.
I don't want to open it right now, but if you want to talk about shit, I'll just get in the touch.
Show me your credentials.
Snee no for 10 says that AI shit is insane.
There's a link to a picture.
And it's Bossman Jack.
He's in the room.
And it cuts.
And it's the FBI.
And now the FBI have a gun.
And they're raiding another room.
So the FBI walked into Bossman Jack's room, grabbed a gun, walked out, and then started partying with a black person in another room.
That is pretty interesting.
I don't know what's happening.
Here you go.
I'll refresh it.
It's now that you know what to look for.
Okay, Bossman Jack.
Police come in, grab the gun out of the thing.
He's a member of the FEB.
And they walk into this room and they recover the black people and they start dancing.
They actually convert into black people as is Juneteenth celebration.
Fascinating.
I'm Kai Naser for two says, it's true and honest reward for giving you money or figuring out crypto.
At the very bottom of every page on the Kiwi farms, there's a link that says supporting the Kiwi Farms.
Click that, and there are instructions.
I cannot give true anonymous for super chats.
Blurp Bloop for one says, In honor of Tetrabax, I want to share that my two-year-old has heard a randomly saying, I swear what I swear is B-jams.
That's probably a good sign.
ANA did nothing wrong for five says, I went down a rabbit hole with the Carl Crassada thread on the internet.
Famous Guns and Trainers, Copyright and Satanism is a pick for the nice intro.
Um, so I guess there is a Carl Cassadra thread.
I don't know who that is.
This is a nice picture.
Here you go.
That's Carl.
He's sitting on Satan, I guess.
Usually, Satan is depicted with a penis, but like both sets of genitals.
So I'm assuming that he's impaled.
Blorp Bloop for one says, You don't remember the autistic Puna referring to erected penis as Jeez Dude.
Not entirely sure what that's a reference to.
I mean, I remember the Audrey Hale thing.
Oh, I mean, I like your joke just doesn't make sense, bro.
I don't know what you're trying to get me to say.
Like, you're just making like a reference and then getting upset that I don't understand what you're trying to say.
Tetrabacks pretend says, I'll take as many naps as I want.
Okay, we'll cut it there.
Um, all right.
I was gonna play Tupac, but then Hardmen Working Hard release their uh newest song, I'm Gay, and as is tradition, uh, Gay Month Trump's Black Day.
So, enjoy this extremely gay song, and I'll see you on Friday.
Bye.
I'll crawl inside and live a life of quiet day today.
I'm fucking gay.
I'm and gay's my middle name.
My first is also gay, yeah.
My last name is the same.
I'm fucking gay.
At least that's what they say.
When they see me dancing gayly in the baked vacuade, yeah, I'm gay.
I ate the boo-boo la chef, and wash it down with piss like delicious lemonade.
I'm fucking gay, and gay sex is my trade.
Bottom top, I'll call the rod and make it great.
Don't tell my wife, she's not about this life.
She doesn't know I'm with her, cause she looks like a guy.
Don't tell my kids, they never would forgive.
They don't know that I'm the one who killed the pierced gifts.
Don't tell the cops they'd confiscate my cock and lock me up in jail with all the burly cons.
Tell the cops I'm gayer than they thought.
I've got a taste for man flesh, and that will never stop.