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	Novi's Morning Glory will be right back.
	Bye.
	Rovers Morning Glory will be right back.
	She is Dougie.
	This is Rover's Morning Glory.
	Shizzy is coming up in just a moment.
	What do you have on the way, Dougie?
	We were just talking about the elaborate scheme to rob people of money with the mob and the NBA and all of that.
	Well, I've got a story, an elaborate scheme to steal tennis shoes.
	What some robbers did.
	I'll have the story for you next.
	To steal tennis shoes.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	We'll get to that in just a moment.
	Jeffrey's excited for the Friday leftovers today because we are, well, he had revealed that his dream, what he aspires to do is not host his own radio show, but he aspires to be co-host on a show that is run by women and all women.
	He will be the only male figure on this fictional radio show surrounded by women.
	He'd like them to be topless, he said, but maybe not totally required.
	But just surrounded by women is a start.
	So it's like Valhalla for him.
	I don't know what that is.
	Like the Vikings, when they die, they would go to Valhalla.
	They're heaven.
	Yeah, and then women and everything.
	Surrounded by topless women.
	Yeah, this is all right.
	Well, he's going to do this today on the Friday leftover.
	Sorry, Jeffrey will be surrounded by four women.
	He doesn't know who all the four women are, but we're going to have them come in and you're going to co-host.
	You're going to lead the show.
	I'm just getting this correct, right?
	That your dream is to just co-host.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And I asked him, I was like, oh man, are you coming up with stuff to talk about?
	And he said, no.
	I'm not putting any effort in it.
	I said, wow, you're just because he was just playing solitaire again.
	And I said, hey, maybe now's the time to start, you know, it's a big moment.
	It's a good moment to show you a moment.
	And he said, well, Dougie will come up with that stuff.
	Wow.
	I'm the host.
	Oh, so you're one of the four women.
	I am going to post it, and I've already put together some topic ideas.
	Oh, yeah.
	We already had a little pre-show meeting.
	I think with Jeffrey, yes.
	Oh, did he come up with some things?
	Because he refused, absolutely just said no to me.
	No.
	Actually, we were going over a name for the show.
	I think we all would.
	We came up with a name of the show.
	Okay.
	Boy, let me see.
	What is the name of the show?
	I actually love it.
	Hmm.
	Gigi, like, she threw out some ideas and we talked it.
	We talked him down, did a process of elimination, trying to figure out which one to make the most sense.
	Which one did you come up with, Jeffrey?
	Even if it didn't get picked, like, which one did you?
	I thought he froze there for a second.
	I just looked at him, and for a minute, my brain, I actually physically was turned into the fart box, and he did not move.
	And for a second, just a split second, my brain goes, oh, crap, the video just froze.
	No, I'm actually looking at him in real life, and he was just so still like a stone statue.
	What name did you come up with?
	Unfortunately, I didn't come up with it.
	Do you like had a whole list of them and everything?
	And we talked them down.
	We talked them down through a process of elimination.
	Can I tell you the name that did not make it, but was in second place?
	Okay.
	Sure.
	What was that?
	JLR's Angels.
	Oh, I don't mind that.
	That was a close second.
	You don't like that one, Rover?
	I kind of like that.
	It would make the most sense, say, if I was a host.
	It would make more sense if they all took off not their tops, but their bottoms, and you called it JLR's anals.
	Funny.
	All right.
	That's not the kind of show that we're going to be doing, Rover.
	No anal.
	Oh, oh, wait, Jeffrey, this is trying to get people to talk, to listen.
	Jeffrey.
	This is a no-anal show, Jeffrey.
	This is your dream show.
	Do you want to talk about anal on your show?
	If sex is part of it, if sex is one of the topics, yeah.
	All right.
	Are there any topics off limits?
	Or is everything fair game today on your show?
	It would sort of like be similar to our show.
	Everything is just like open-minded and whatnot.
	We talk about everything on our show.
	So nothing's off limits.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Well, this should be interesting on the Friday leftovers today.
	Kristen in Rochester, New York, here on Rover's Morning Glory.
	Good morning, Kristen.
	Yo, where's this donut truck going to be at this weekend?
	Jesus.
	Hey, tell me where this gun donut truck is going to be.
	Hey, bitch.
	Where's your donut hole going to be?
	Wow.
	I will be this.
	This is our last weekend, Pickering Hill Farms in Avon.
	Uh-huh.
	So I'll be there tomorrow and Sunday, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
	Okay, there you go.
	Hey, oh, hey, oh, she called, she paid somebody to call it.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	I did it.
	Yes, that's the owner of Pickering Hill Farms, whatever the hell that is.
	I love them.
	Okay.
	Now, somebody has a name here.
	I believe I did suggest this name here.
	What?
	Three chicks and a stick?
	That's right.
	Yep.
	No.
	Oh, that's not it?
	Okay, that's a good name.
	No, it's not.
	Well, it's more than three chicks.
	Four chicks and a stick.
	Yeah.
	Not a stick, but you know.
	Got it.
	Well, if he's being one stick, if he's being one, Rover, you could say it.
	Being one, what?
	He's being a dick.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You could have four chicks.
	We're not doing that.
	I think that's a good one.
	You can't say, hey, no, you definitely can't.
	No, I've never suggested that.
	No, no, no.
	No, only when you're driving next to somebody.
	All right.
	Now you got it.
	I'm learning this.
	Try it out.
	I'm learning this.
	Rover, you see that guy that's annoying you on the road, you do that to him?
	He'll drive off the road in a rage.
	He'll go, what actually?
	What just happened to me?
	Given the beach and the ball, the ball juggling hand signals.
	No, no, that's an advanced technique.
	Don't try that your first go-around because you'll look like a fool.
	So don't do the ball juggling.
	No, no, no, no.
	You have to be on the professional level.
	You have to antagonize.
	You have to be able to steer with your knees at that point because you're obviously, you know, two hands are in the hand.
	I don't know how tiny your penis is.
	You don't steer with your penis.
	That's a great point.
	So I'm just saying, don't do that first time.
	We're going to start easy.
	Okay.
	Just a normal one.
	Okay.
	It's safe to say that if being an instigator was either a degree profession or an Olympic event, Charlie would top a gold medalist.
	Right.
	Basically.
	King of the hill when it comes to being an instigator.
	Okay.
	Douji, are you ready for the shizzy?
	Yeah.
	Here we go.
	Here to shizzy on Rover's Morning Glory.
	Major U.S. companies are donating to Trump's extravagant new White House ballroom.
	There was a list that came out yesterday.
	The east wing of the White House is being demolished to make way for the 90,000 square foot ballroom, which is bigger than the White House itself.
	The president says the $300 million being spent to construct the ballroom all comes from donations.
	The donor list includes tech giants Apple, Meta, Google, and Microsoft, and defense contractors such as Palantir and Lockheed Martin.
	Wonder what they're getting in return for giving all that money.
	I guess nothing.
	Okay, go on.
	We also have a CEO.
	What is this?
	We have billionaire donors include Casino Mogul Miriam Adelson, Blackstone CEO Steven Schwartzman, and cryptocurrency billionaires Cameron and Tyler Winkleboss.
	Oh, the Winkle Vise.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What about Amazon and T-Mobile are also donating.
	I saw somewhere that said he's raised $350 million already.
	Oh, well, what happens to the extra $50?
	Well, what happened to him paying for it?
	Well, if you can get donors, I mean, smart business.
	Okay.
	I guess.
	All right.
	If nothing else, this crew deserves credit for effort.
	Thieves cut a hole through the concrete roof of a Florida mall and dropped in to steal 400, between 400 and 500 pairs of Nike and New Balance sneakers worth between $40,000 and $50,000.
	Wow.
	This was at a Champs Sporting Goods store inside Treasure Coast Mall in Jensen Beach.
	The sheriff there said the crime seemed like something out of mission impossible and compared it to the recent jewelry heist at the Louvre.
	Well, yeah, except you're getting tennis shoes instead of $100 million worth of jewels.
	But still, that is an elaborate heist, I suppose.
	They get up on the roof, they cut a hole in the roof.
	You got to get down somehow from there, you know?
	The thieves used electric tools like a grinder or a saw to cut through the roof.
	They worked for hours without being detected.
	They bagged the sneakers, threw them off the roof, and loaded them into a getaway vehicle, though some goods were left behind.
	It'll cost about $10,000 to repair the roof damage.
	Police believe the criminals are organized and possibly traveling thieves who made their way to that store.
	Wow.
	I may or may not have a few beverages for our show later on after our show.
	A few beverages.
	Little mimosas for our crew for the aftermath or the Friday leftover show.
	She's doing it already, Charlie.
	What's that?
	She's already, fake douge is coming out.
	She's doujifying Jeffrey's show.
	Oh, I'm so fun.
	Oh, let's everyone have me making a mimosa.
	She won't drink two sips out of this.
	We're going to have a little fun today with some mimosas.
	What I did not bring.
	Jeffrey, are you playing drinking a mimosa?
	Just a little.
	Just a little sip.
	Does he know what a mimosa is?
	Champagne and orange juice.
	I'm going to do mostly orange juice with a splash of champagne for Jeffrey because he's got a lot of stuff.
	I have to work at my fence company today.
	And I got to very much limit myself to say you're getting drunk.
	No, we're not going to get drunk.
	We're going to have a sip of champagne.
	It's going to be great.
	Well, what I didn't bring was this product.
	The Boston Beer Company is dropping an extreme version of their Sam Adams beer.
	The 2025 version of Sam Adams Utopias has 30% alcohol by volume.
	It's only available in 35 states because 15 states have laws banning beer with such high alcohol content.
	Utopias debuted in 2001, and it's released every two years at a higher alcohol.
	Can you just buy a bottle or how does that work?
	Oh, a bottle will get you a ball.
	Well, I know.
	I know.
	No, a sip would get you.
	I don't know about that.
	I drank, there was a beer that it was actually, and it's weird.
	You'd think with the higher alcohol, it wouldn't be very good.
	But there was a place here years ago, there was like this little micro brewery place that opened up, and they had this pretty good beer that was like a 12% alcohol, which is very high.
	Beer's what?
	Normally about 5% every take?
	Christmas sales higher.
	So this was 12% alcohol.
	And you didn't even taste it, man.
	And you would drink this and two beers.
	I was done.
	That costs two pints.
	That's what cut water is, Rover.
	That's why you need to try the cut water because I think it's 13%.
	And what does cut water taste like?
	Well, they don't taste like beer.
	It tastes like...
	So they have all different flavors.
	I've only ever had the margarita one, so it tastes like a margarita, but doesn't taste like you're not tasting like strong alcohol.
	You're just like, oh, it's a good margarita drink, and it's so good, goes down.
	Very dangerous.
	And then you're just, it's over.
	You're overdoing.
	You've screwed up your, you know, everybody knows how much they can have.
	You've just blown it up.
	Your brain doesn't realize that, though.
	Like, your brain is conditioned, like, oh, I can drink five beers and be fine.
	But then you, so then you drink three high-alcohol beers, and it's really the equivalent of six, seven, eight beers, and your brain just doesn't compute because we're stupid.
	Go on.
	This utopia costs $250.
	It's a special, unique bottle, and it'll set you back 240 bucks.
	It's designed to be served at room temperature.
	Okay.
	I don't like that.
	I should have gotten a Christmas sale for today.
	I did mimosas.
	I can get us some.
	Yeah, I'll get you a Christmas sale.
	You can get lit on Christmas hill.
	No, I'm not.
	No problem.
	I'll work on that.
	Okay.
	Shaquille O'Neill's $180,000 Range Rover, which was customized to fit his frame.
	Uh-huh.
	And the driver's like seven feet tall.
	671.
	Yeah.
	It's gone missing.
	Insiders believe it may have been stolen when a car transport company was hacked.
	Now, the company that was customizing the car, they're offering a reward for information leading to its return.
	So his range rolls.
	I read about this.
	So what they're doing now is: let's say you have a transport company, a car carrier that's going to take your vehicle from one place to another.
	Let's say I have a car and I want to get it from here down to Florida.
	Well, what the thieves are doing is they're somehow getting into the system, either hacking into the system of the car transport place, or they're just calling up, talking to somebody, and changing the drop-off point.
	The car carrier people drop off the car somewhere where the thieves just get in.
	The keys are with the car transport company.
	They hand it over to the thieves.
	The thieves sign for it with a fake name and they drive away.
	They got it.
	So Lamborghinis, Rolls-Royces, I was reading about this, all have been stolen over the past few months in this organized way.
	Yep.
	All right.
	Tonight, game one of the World Series.
	The Blue Jays host the Dodgers at 8 p.m. Eastern Time on Fox.
	So that'll be good.
	And then Saturday, tomorrow, game two of the World Series, the Blue Jays host the Dodgers, 8 p.m. Eastern on Fox.
	Speaking of sports, you got to do it.
	Wait, the World Series, this is going to be.
	Now I may have to split screen this playoffs, MLS playoffs tonight.
	Intermiami's playing Nashville on the playoffs, playoffs tonight.
	Game one, best of three.
	So what do I watch?
	That or the World Friggin Series?
	World Series.
	Yeah, if it's best of three.
	I'm going to have to probably split screen this.
	What's best of three?
	The soccer?
	Yeah.
	But Jose Shoshana is going to be in it.
	He's not going to be playing soccer.
	Shoshana Lowenstein or whatever?
	Yeah, whatever.
	I don't know.
	He's going to be there.
	And that's the best player in the world of all time.
	That's best of seven, though.
	Do you watch that?
	Did you watch me?
	You can't watch it.
	Did you watch that?
	That's the best of seven though.
	Did you seriously watch that last game he was the greatest game of baseball ever played?
	What if he does it again?
	You're going to miss it.
	Well, I know.
	I normally would watch the World Series.
	I think I'm going to have to watch both.
	Go on, douche.
	Ace Freely was laid to rest this week, Wednesday, in New York City.
	It was a small private ceremony.
	It was, in fact, attended by the other three original members of KISS: Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, and Peter Chris.
	So he was laid to rest.
	Very small ceremony.
	There you go.
	That is the Shizzy on Rover's Morning Glory.
	When the yit goes down, you better be watching.
	RMG TV.
	Watch it live at roboradio.com.
	By the way, we were talking about the way that the mob was cheating in those poker games with their special cameras that they can put under the felt table.
	So you have your poker cards on the table face down, but they have a way to actually see through the table and see the cards, which is amazing.
	They had rigged card shuffling machines that would spit out to a computer or a cell phone somewhere wirelessly.
	It would spit out like, hey, here's the order that these cards has like a little camera or something.
	Here's the way that these cards are being dealt.
	So you know, in addition to these contacts that are specially devised to have a marked deck, and you put in these contacts, undetectable by people, but it filters out the specific wavelength, the light, or whatever.
	And you can see each card on the back of the card.
	You can see what that card is.
	It's invisible to anybody with the naked eye looking at the deck of cards.
	Oh, jail and image will do that too.
	I've seen this happen when I worked in the jail and I was doing my rounds like right before the housing unit was let out for the day.
	You know, it was let out for the afternoon and whatnot, like after we take over.
	Yeah.
	I saw an inmate.
	He has a pencil that uses for drawing, writing letters, blah, blah, blah.
	He was marking his cards.
	And did you say anything?
	Did you say, hey, stop marking your cards in this game of prison card stuff where people get shanked if you lose?
	Did you say something?
	Or I just like, that's unusual, but I just kept your mouth shut.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	But also, when I was in a.
	You can see that.
	That's a visible.
	If you mark a card, they found a way they could find a way to do it where you can conceal it where the other players don't know.
	No, they said, okay, but still, it's visible to the naked eye if you know what you're looking for, I guess.
	But this is invisible if you don't have these contact lenses.
	But the point I was trying to make is I was reading an article that said all of these tools, the rigged card shuffling machine, the x-ray, they're calling it x-ray, but it's not really x-ray, but whatever the vision IR or something, whatever.
	The poker tables with the cameras that you can see through from underneath and the contact lenses, all available online.
	You want to run your own rigged poker game just for your neighborhood poker?
	You know, we used to play poker in the neighborhood and not high stakes like this, but people could be, you know, if you could win or lose 500 bucks a night or something.
	You, if you're running that poker game at your house just for the neighborhood, you could rig it in a way where you could, where you could always win, essentially.
	So you can buy all of these.
	These are not things that they specially, that the mob who was running these things, that they specially made.
	They just went online and bought this stuff from China.
	And you can as well.
	I thought that was pretty interesting.
	And I wonder how widespread that is that people are cheating in a way.
	Obviously, you have more, you know, some of these tools are probably expensive.
	So if you're playing a low-stakes poker game in your neighborhood with the buddies and people are winning or losing $100 or $200 over a weekend, that's not probably enough to pay for a $10,000 machine that will do whatever.
	So to give you the cards, I've got to take a break.
	We'll be right back on Rover's Morning Glory.
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	Dugy, I know that you went through the process of getting artificial insemination or in vitro.
	What was it actually technically called?
	What you did?
	I did both.
	I did four rounds of artificial insemination that did not work.
	Okay.
	And then I had just a little bit of money left.
	That's where they basically turkey based you.
	They squirt sperm inside of you, place it right to where the egg comes out.
	Okay.
	When you're they know exactly you do all this stuff.
	They know when you're about to release ovulate or whatever.
	And then they're supposed to meet right there and boom, make a baby.
	Four rounds did not.
	Doesn't work, I did IVF, which is very invasive.
	So that's where they take the egg out, they take some sperm, they put them together in a Petri dish.
	They wait a few days or however long, I don't know, and then they put it back in you.
	Yes.
	As a little itty-bitty embryo, and then they hope the body takes it.
	Nine months later, out pops Gianna.
	Yes.
	So you got the sperm.
	Now, I know there's a lot of conspiracy theories of Rover must be Gia's father and so on and so forth.
	Yeah.
	But tell us where you got the sperm from.
	I mean, I don't need the name of the place, but how exactly did you do it?
	I used two different sperm banks.
	The first one I used was for the artificial insemination.
	Okay, so you used that for did you use the same guy for okay?
	So it didn't work the first time you go.
	Forget that guy.
	Let me try a new one.
	Switching it all up.
	Okay.
	You used a different one, did a lot of research, and I used a different one for the in vitro.
	For the IVF.
	Okay.
	What's the difference?
	I mean, you tell me you think you got better sperm for the IVF?
	No, I no, I just use a different clinic.
	Different, they offer different things.
	The first one offered pictures.
	I did not want to see what this person looked like.
	Why?
	I mean, you wanted to see the pictures.
	You did four rounds of artificial insemination where you saw the pictures.
	Why then?
	Somebody that was that looked just like me.
	I wanted somebody with dark hair, dark eyes.
	The person's very tall, very smart.
	They were very outgoing, dimples.
	They had sperm, though.
	They did not have good sperm, obviously.
	Or you didn't have good eggs or whatever.
	I'm not sure, but it just didn't work.
	So then I did it.
	I chose a different bank.
	So you did the in vitro fertilization with a different sperm bank.
	You didn't see the picture of the person who died.
	Only four eggs were good.
	Yeah.
	And then my doctor tried talking to me.
	I'm like, put all four in.
	He's like, absolutely not.
	How many did you put in?
	I think I put three in.
	Okay.
	And then two took.
	And then one just shriveled up later or something.
	And then Gianna was born.
	Now, how much is this?
	How much does this cost?
	What are we talking about?
	How much total do you think you spend?
	Roughly $20,000?
	$20,000.
	Okay.
	Well, that's a lot of money.
	And does insurance cover any of that or no?
	You're paying that out of your own pocket.
	It's a lot of money.
	Why?
	So insurance, hmm.
	All right.
	So insurance doesn't cover any of this.
	Anyway, or maybe your insurance.
	Yeah, because my friend who I went to high school with, she actually worked at a coffee company that had great insurance, and they paid for her to have her IVF and stuff done.
	Yeah, she was, she always says, like, she thanks that company so much for having such great health insurance to cover that because that's how she has her child.
	Do you think that Dougie's insurance would have covered it?
	And maybe she just didn't even ask or bother?
	No, we're on the same insurance, right?
	Our insurance.
	No.
	It's always sucks.
	It says the guy that I just asked an update about your arm, and you can't from your one doctor, you can't get results.
	That doesn't have anything to do with insurance.
	Yeah, but I'm sure it does.
	That doesn't.
	Yeah.
	So the exorbitant cost of doing this has led to what they are calling a sperm black market.
	And what people are doing, particularly, I guess, over in the United Kingdom is where this article is, but they say it's happening all around the world, even here in the United States, where people are saying, you know what?
	I could spend $25,000 to go the traditional route, or I could go into a forum, or now there is an app that they have, which is called, what is it?
	The Y Factor.
	That's a startup app where they say that they build themselves the modern ethical way to connect donors and recipients.
	So it's almost like a dating profile that you set up.
	If you want to be a sperm donor, you open up this app.
	You maybe put a picture of yourself, some photos of you now, maybe even baby photos of yourself from back in the day, tell a little bit about yourself.
	What do you do for a living?
	You know, all the kind of stuff that you would put in a dating profile.
	You put that in your sperm profile.
	And then women who are in need of sperm can pick a guy.
	Now, it's up to you to arrange how you get this sperm transferred and if there is a fee.
	The app says that about 70% of donors offer their sperm for free.
	Now, there is a little bit of a catch involved here.
	70% may offer it for free.
	However, how are they donating said sperm?
	Oftentimes, they're not going to a clinic to do this.
	They're taking the a natural way, which is, hey, I'll have sex with you.
	And that's what people are doing.
	Isn't that that's so?
	I mean, first of all, it's gross.
	How do you even work this something like this out?
	A lot of these dudes are just horny dudes.
	There's no doubt about it.
	I mean, some of the guys are even just saying that in their profiles, like, yeah, I'll give you the free sperm in exchange.
	You sleep with me and I'll give you my sperm.
	That's what you want.
	I want to screw and everyone makes.
	Well, is there a contract?
	Because what happens with, well, you got me pregnant and now you have to pay me child support.
	That's, I don't know if the app itself involves any sort of contract or if you have to do that on the side or on your own or whatever.
	But would you ever, you were desperate.
	Would you ever desperate?
	Because I could have gone to a bar.
	No, listen, I had to pay $20,000 to get knocked out.
	I wasn't desperate.
	It's just, I wasn't desperate.
	I was a kid.
	I had a couple of miscarriages.
	I really wanted a child.
	I looked into adoption.
	It was way more expensive.
	So expensive.
	And IVF or any of this, it's very invasive.
	It's not easy.
	It's not an easy process to put your body through.
	Could I have gone to a bar?
	Right.
	And you could have gone to the bottom.
	And just screw a dude.
	That's what I'm saying.
	You paid all this money.
	You did that.
	Because I wanted to do it.
	I wanted to do it where I knew they were going to give me everything on the up and up.
	It's these are clinics that do everything that tests these guys and they give you all the information.
	I don't want to just have some guy fill it out himself.
	Well, it would have been a hell of a lot cheaper.
	That's for sure.
	It's not worth it.
	Steve in New Jersey, you're on Rovers Morning Glory.
	Good morning, Steve.
	Hey, good morning, guys.
	What's going on?
	Hey, what's happening?
	Not much.
	So, usually I'm against Douge.
	Okay.
	Usually I don't agree with her, can't relate to her.
	But me and my wife did a successful bout of IVF in 2021.
	I was the issue.
	My boys were not there that well.
	You know, weak swimmers, basically.
	Basically.
	And they were a little confused with their direction.
	So my wife wasn't the one with the issues.
	But it was six months of shots to the T every day at the same time, 12-hour intervals that I had to give her.
	And these were big, man.
	So the fact that Douge went through this four times, like we were very blessed.
	Not only was it successful for us, but our work at the time provided the benefits that it was like 70 to 80% covered.
	So we only paid a small amount out of pocket.
	Now, it's a rough subject because you don't know who the issue is.
	Is it the woman?
	Is it the man?
	You know, you don't know underlying things.
	It costs more to get all the preventative tests done.
	So it is a slippery slope.
	But I mean, like, the fact that, dude, the fact that he went through that four different times on, like, I can't, it was detrimental going through it with great results the first time.
	Steve, let's just say that you're a powerful.
	Let's say, Steve, that you couldn't, that your insurance didn't cover it.
	Your wife desperately wants a kid.
	You have bad situations.
	We were going to make it happen no matter what.
	Would you have allowed a guy on a forum or an app to, you know, maybe you don't have the $20,000 to do this medical procedure?
	Would you allow a third-party donor, so to speak?
	No.
	No, we were talking about like GoFundMes and stuff and having like somebody doing anonymous GoFundMe to create a package for it because everybody just sending you sperm?
	No, money.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'm covered in it.
	No, but in all seriousness, the fact of the matter was that I come from not knowing my biological father.
	So it was to me to pay it forward to have a child, to bother that child, to know that child and be that child's father.
	And when I met my wife, she's the most amazing person in the world.
	And why wouldn't I want to have this dynamic duo with a child?
	Good for you.
	Thanks, Douge.
	Thank you.
	And adoption is really expensive, crazy expensive.
	And the kid's not even biologically related to you.
	I'm not saying that I'm all for adoption.
	It's the process that the kid died.
	Those kids are damaged, man.
	You're better off getting a freaking dog at a town.
	Ah, geez.
	Those kids, those families, they just go through so much, and these poor kids, they don't get the support they need.
	Steve, thank you, by the way.
	Now you can go back to hating douche.
	So what you're telling me is you would not use one of these things if it was much cheaper.
	If it's 40 bucks that you're paying to a guy for his sperm or something, or you had to put out, but you would not have done that.
	Even if you were desperate for a child, if you didn't have that $20,000, you still would not have done that.
	You wouldn't just go to a bar and get a guy.
	Why not?
	Why not?
	I just, I can't.
	That's not who I am.
	I don't have it in me just to go to a bar and bang a kid.
	Well, you're trying to get it in you.
	Yeah.
	Funny.
	That wasn't funny.
	Now, all right.
	So you would not do that.
	Crystal, would you have done that if she's on the phone?
	Never mind.
	Crystal, would you have, if you wanted, well, no, you didn't want to have a child.
	No.
	It was an accident.
	Yes.
	So to speak.
	Because you were hysterical.
	Okay.
	Would you, if you, if you wanted to have a child now, let's say you and your boyfriend, she got this boyfriend she brings up every day.
	They are in love with each other.
	Puke.
	If he wanted to have a kid, but let's say you, he, his swimmers weren't good, would you, would you take a sperm donor or whatever?
	Would you, would you do, would you go through all of this?
	If that was our desire, yes.
	If we were, and he was tested and we found out, yep, you're, they have a low sperm count, it's not going to work out for you guys.
	You're going to either have to get a donor, then I, we probably would.
	I would definitely consider that.
	Even if it was $20,000?
	If my insurance said they were covering it, don't say they don't cover it.
	They're not covering it and you guys are going to have to come up with this money.
	I'd be like, we have to rethink something.
	Would you, would you try?
	Okay, so if it's $20,000, you don't have the $20,000, insurance doesn't cover it.
	You desperately want to have a kid.
	Would you do one of these alternative things, like what they're calling the sperm black market?
	Would you go on an app or a forum or whatever and either put out to a guy or I don't know how you would donate it?
	Like, how would you keep it actually constituted or whatever?
	And like, I don't know how if you don't have sex with a chick, I don't know how you're going to donate exactly.
	I don't know.
	Would you go that route?
	I honestly would probably talk to him about here's some people in our life that we think are smart or good looking or and kind of say, hey, should we ask somebody close to us first?
	Top of the list would be me, of course.
	And then we would move on.
	Hey, this is, you know, nobody we know wants to donate.
	Then maybe we would.
	Wait, so somebody that you know, okay, but you wouldn't, are you talking about like you'd put out like it's just a like an actual physical intercourse?
	No, you would put the deposit into a turkey baster bag and then we would immediately, maybe you're in the house in a different room.
	You do your thing.
	You come out, you give it to us and we wouldn't do the whole entire thing, the process after that.
	Yeah.
	But I'd be like, yeah, sit with your legs up.
	And all the women who are trying to get pregnant do all these weird things.
	Like, here, sit this way or do this to get pregnant.
	We would try that.
	What if you approached one of the guys in your life that you liked and you had respect and you thought we're good looking and intelligent and so on and so forth?
	And the guy goes, sure, I'll do it.
	But I want to do it the natural way.
	I want to, you know, like.
	Yeah, I'd be like, I'm sorry, but no, no.
	We're going to have to.
	Yeah, that's right.
	You're not going to do that.
	No, no.
	All right.
	Charlie, there is bad news for you.
	I saw something yesterday.
	It has nothing to do with sperm donation.
	And by the way, would you ever donate your sperm?
	Let's just say now, the guys who donate the sperm, they're not paid a bunch of money, but let's say that you could donate sperm, I don't know, once a quarter, every three months.
	Or let's say every month.
	I don't know how often you could do it.
	Let's say you could do it every month and they paid you a thousand bucks a pop.
	Would you do that?
	Yeah.
	Even if not, not even a question.
	Even if it wouldn't freak you out knowing that you could potentially have all these kids running around that you don't know.
	No, it's kind of cool.
	Really?
	Have a bunch of Charlies out there?
	Yeah.
	That'd be awesome.
	And then I don't have to raise?
	That I don't have to raise?
	That sounds pretty cool.
	I don't have to pay for.
	I mean, that's clear.
	I'm not paying anything.
	What's the amount of money that it would require then if they paid?
	I don't know what they pay for.
	Really, if somebody just said, let me have a, I'd probably just give it away.
	For free.
	Yeah, just if you want some, I'll give it to you.
	Sucks.
	Send me a cup.
	I don't have a problem.
	I'd have no problem with having kids out there.
	That'd be kind of cool.
	Because I would, you know, I like the idea of a kid.
	I don't want to have to raise one or but you like the idea of passing along your genetics and keeping the lineage alive.
	That part's cool, but the actual paying for them and them ruining my life and ruining my house and everything.
	Have your parents said anything to you?
	Like my mom will occasionally, ah, you need to have a kid.
	You know, I go, okay, mom, cell phone's cutting out.
	Got to go.
	But I do have sisters and one of my sisters has a couple of kids.
	So I guess the line carries on.
	But have your parents, you have a brother.
	Neither one of you have kids.
	You say you don't want to have kids.
	Are your parents, do they ever do they ever bring this up to you?
	Do they ever say, oh, we'd love to have grandkids?
	Do they ever encourage you to go down that route or does it bother them?
	I don't think they've ever mentioned it.
	Really?
	Really?
	I don't think they care.
	So they're okay with just this branch of the family tree.
	Withering on the vine, dying off.
	Probably for the best.
	I don't think that North Ridgeville Police Department.
	Thanks you, Charlie.
	I'm trying to think if they've ever mentioned it, ever.
	Do they mention the other way?
	Like, you probably shouldn't have kids.
	Do they ever mention that?
	No, no, nothing.
	No, nothing.
	No, my mom's, I don't think my dad's definitely never mentioned it, but my mom, I'm trying to think, I don't think she's ever said that because she has two boys, you know, you think that maybe she might want you or your brother to have a kid.
	She could be a grandmother, right?
	But maybe not.
	Maybe she's not.
	Does your brother, he doesn't want kids either?
	No.
	No.
	Why not?
	Same reason I don't.
	Yeah, just ruined life.
	Life owners.
	Yeah.
	I mean, you're such an answer.
	Well, I'm not.
	I mean, your lives, if you're in the middle of the day.
	Dougie's life is ruined.
	When you look at my life, something come misery.
	Awful.
	I mean, she's never had a moment of fun to herself in the last 16 years where she did something independent from her daughter that was also fun at all ever.
	Not true.
	Her whole life revolves.
	Her whole social group around her.
	Dance and cheerlead.
	And that sounds.
	And then it will be when Gianna goes off to college if she goes off to college.
	She is.
	Douge's whole life will revolve around that.
	God forbid she goes to some college where they have a big sports program and then Dooji will be coming in with little face painted.
	Oh my God, it's going to be so awful.
	It's a different terrible.
	It's a different kind of fun and a different kind of thing.
	Yeah, for you, it's fine.
	To me, that sounds fun.
	Charlie was for him, fun is driving around in the flea-infested RV with a bunch of drunk guys and overheating, sucking in gas fumes.
	They respond.
	They like that.
	No response.
	Yeah, nobody's relying on me.
	I don't have to try at life, I guess, because whatever.
	If something screws up, it's just me.
	That's fine.
	Yeah, your heat gets turned off.
	You don't have to worry about a child freezing, or if you have no money, you got to feed this kid still.
	That is something I think about.
	It's weird.
	I was always, you know, I'm selfish.
	You know this.
	You guys all know this.
	But like having a wife, you are, you know, you feel responsible for your wife.
	It's a responsibility to provide.
	Her parents live across the street and they're better off than you are.
	She's going to be.
	But I'm saying, no, no, no.
	You have a little bit of, it's not anxiety.
	I'm not going to say that, but it's something that always is hanging over your head, I think.
	You know, because as a guy, I look at it like, hey, if I were to fail in life, if something were to happen, I go bankrupt or whatever the case may be, that would be okay.
	Because it's just on me.
	I don't, you know, I can live with that.
	And you say, I don't want it.
	You could probably fix it yourself, too.
	But it's not, it's not, if you don't, you'll be, you'll live.
	Yeah.
	You'll be fine.
	You'll be like, all right, this life kind of sucks.
	At least it's just my life that sucks.
	I'm not ruining a bunch of it.
	But then when you're married, you're like, well, I have another person that I'm responsible for.
	Well, it's also her fault.
	She should get a job.
	You could say, get to work.
	She should have gotten a better husband is what she should have done, right?
	She should pay your car payment so that you can mope and be depressed.
	Listen to her.
	Yeah, but how long did you pay his car payment?
	Wait, Juju, you're saying you're talking about.
	You paid Rover's car payment?
	What?
	Yeah, she only brings this up about, I don't know, once a month.
	Oh, it's been 30 days.
	Got to bring that car.
	Here's the point.
	Here's the point.
	See, you did that and you allowed me to flourish because while you were going to work at Applebee's to earn money to pay for my car, I was sitting there coming up scheming with the way, how am I going to be sleeping 20 hours a day?
	You owe it all to her.
	Charlie, you're wrong.
	You're misreading me.
	You flourished.
	She worked.
	I flourished.
	I would have flourished either way.
	I just flourished in style driving around a Porsche that she paid for.
	Okay.
	That's the difference.
	Depressed.
	I would have flourished either way.
	I just would have, you know, been had no ride at all while I schemed and devised my next wave.
	But when you have a wife, you are now responsible for that person.
	And I'm just telling you, like, if I had a kid, that's a lot hanging over your head.
	Like, now I go, if I lose my job, whatever, you know, like, I don't want to lose my job, but I'm saying, like, I'll figure out something.
	It's going to be tough, so on and so forth.
	Nobody wants to go through that.
	But if you have a kid, man, your feet are to the fire.
	And that's that causes a lot of anxiety, I think.
	You can't live.
	It's a lot of pressure.
	What do you mean?
	Because if you stop and think about it like that, it will devour your whole mindset.
	You just put your head down and you just keep going.
	And you know that you're a parent and you got to do the best that you can to provide for your kid.
	It's not always going to be easy.
	It's going to be hard at times, but you just keep going.
	And that's because you also have to teach and mold them to be strong as they get older.
	That's a lot.
	It's going to be fine.
	Does your mom not realize you're not having kids?
	I don't think it's sunk in yet.
	How does she not get the clue?
	Yeah.
	I mean, really?
	How does she not get it?
	I think my 50th birthday would have been like, oh, maybe it's at that point.
	You're fine.
	You can keep going.
	But your wife has made it very hard to get it.
	Maybe with my second wife, I will have a child.
	You know, I'll be like 70, like Hugh Hefner or something.
	I can knock up my new wife.
	It's exhausting, so you got to do it now.
	You can't.
	I mean, I know you're not going to, but 50, that's very tiring.
	Well, Charlie, I did say that there was some bad news.
	I saw something that I think is bad news for you.
	I'll tell that to you in just a minute.
	Rocco, you're on Rover's Morning Glory.
	Good morning, Rocco.
	Hey, Robert, how you doing?
	Hey, man, what's happening?
	I was calling about, you were talking about the sperm donations and stuff like that.
	Yes.
	There's actually an app on Craigslist right now under the gigs.
	It's a $1,000 sperm donation for making a change in the world for helping bring new life into the world.
	Seems like a scam, though.
	To me, you find like $1,000.
	Okay, but there are tons of guys that would donate sperm for little to no money.
	Why are they offering $1,000?
	It sounds like some sort of weird scam that's going on or whatever.
	Because do we really need change in the world to bring life?
	There's enough people out there screwing, bringing life into the world, going out to a bar, knocking up some random hoe all the time.
	I don't know.
	Is that worth $1,000?
	I don't think so.
	Dean in Rochester, New York.
	You're on Rover's Morning Glory.
	Good morning, Dean.
	Good morning, Rover.
	Hey, man.
	I've got a question.
	And I don't mean any disrespect to Dougie, but do you think the sperm you chose or anybody chooses comes from a very smart, say, wealthy, well-to-do man, because that's what he wants to do, raw dog it, to donate sperm, or somebody like Jeffrey that has just enough money to do one load of laundry and has to wait till the next day to do the second load of laundry.
	Yeah.
	Who's going to be more, you know, who's going to be the more likely to donate?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	No.
	Dean has a great point.
	And I think the point he's making is correct.
	But in Dooji's mind, she's got sperm from like a six foot two, college-educated, former, former college quarterback in Division I. Like, that's what you're doing.
	No, he was a college student.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Everybody says that.
	Every stripper I've met is paying her way through school, Dooji.
	A college student, that's a scam.
	Okay, I'm just telling you that there are clinics that give radio college.
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	Your opinion.
	Do you think you know it?
	I also know the results.
	Okay, I know the result of my daughter.
	Have you guys ever met a sperm donor?
	I don't think people like.
	I don't know if people go around talking about a sperm donor.
	Maybe they're not proud of that, knowing that they have kids out there.
	I would do it if they pay.
	Like if I, you know, I guess.
	No, no, I know, but if it's like 50 bucks, I'm not going to, it's a lot of work.
	You have to go there.
	You have to do it.
	Yeah.
	Do you get to see their pictures or do you just get a written profile sheet of like, oh, he has some brown hair?
	Some places do.
	Some places don't.
	The first place that I went to, they offered it.
	I saw a picture.
	It was like a surfer guy.
	I did not want to see it.
	I hated seeing that picture.
	He had long hair.
	I just, he was like this.
	Hang 10.
	He just had like, I just, I hated seeing that.
	Those were the rounds that did not work.
	So then I switched it up a couple of times with the artificial insemination, and then I did a whole new.
	So when you decided to finally not look at the picture, that's when the guy was perfect.
	No, I didn't.
	But when you looked at the pictures, they were all bad.
	No, no, I did a couple of rounds with the artificial with different donors, and then I went to the IVF.
	That was just one.
	No, you didn't see that guy's picture.
	Okay.
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	What do you have on the way, Douchey?
	What do you have on the way, Douche?
	I gotta put my glasses on.
	She's like Jeffrey, she can't think until coming up in the news.
	Tabitha, you're on Rover's Morning Glory.
	I don't have all day.
	Yes, go ahead, Tabitha.
	Okay, good morning, guys.
	Hey, what's happening?
	I just wanted to comment on what you guys were talking about: having grandchildren.
	Yes.
	I have three children.
	My two oldest of my boys, 33, and my oldest will be 35 next month.
	And them two boys said they will not give me no grandchildren.
	They are not bringing no children in this cruel and corrupted world that we have.
	Well, I can say that better.
	Maybe I could.
	Tabitha, I don't blame your grandsons for not wanting to bring children.
	You know, your sons are not bringing any children.
	You don't want to bring children into this godforsaken mudball called Earth.
	Yeah, the problem is they might end up knocking up a chick regardless.
	You know, a lot of dudes do that on accident.
	So they're married.
	So if they knock up their life, I'll be happy.
	Yeah.
	All right, Tabitha.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate it.
	Chad, you're on Rover's Morning Glory.
	Good morning, Chad.
	Yo, Rover.
	Yo, what's happening?
	Hey, how's it going?
	I'm the fan you saw at the airport on Sunday.
	Morning.
	Which one?
	She's wrong.
	I ran into you right now.
	No, no, I met with a bunch of people at the airport that said hello.
	IBM.
	I'm like, yeah, douche.
	What's up?
	I was waiting.
	I was waiting for my wife.
	She was the one that we were going to Boise, Idaho, for the surrogate.
	I do remember this.
	Yes, yes.
	So I ran into this guy and he was going.
	He's going there because his wife is going to be a surrogate.
	I did have questions about this, but I'm heading to a flight.
	So I had to run.
	But for one thing, Chad said that this was the first time either him or his wife had ever been on a plane, which blew my mind.
	So what'd you think of that?
	Well, we went, well, obviously we're going from Cleveland.
	We went from Cleveland to Chicago.
	Yeah.
	And that was a nightmare for me.
	I got motion sickness because that plane was all over the place because it was raining, storm.
	I was sick the whole time.
	I closed my eyes.
	I was like, I can't do this.
	And I would have, if I could have, I wanted to.
	Yeah, I just didn't get up.
	I just, I didn't move at all.
	I just closed my eyes.
	I was with my wife.
	So I was holding her hand.
	I was like, I can't do this.
	I was like, this is crazy.
	Were you scared?
	Oh, yeah.
	I was terrified.
	And then I was like, we have to get on another one from Chicago to, of course, Boise Ido.
	Which is why they rent the car and drive back home, didn't you?
	Yeah, I was like, can we get off?
	No.
	But anyways, we got there, and then the next one was fine.
	By the time we were headed home, I was looking out the window, and it wasn't so bad because it wasn't moving.
	As long as it wasn't, I didn't get that motion sickness.
	I thought it was great, but other than that, it was all right.
	My wife gets it during turbulence and stuff like that.
	If it's windy, she gets, she doesn't like that either.
	It doesn't bother me at all, but I was very curious because I ran into this guy, and neither him nor his wife, I think is what he told me.
	Neither one of them had ever flown before.
	And I just, it's so, it's got to be nerve-wracking to do that as the first time.
	As you know, as a kid, you're stupid.
	You go, eh, whatever.
	You know, this plane's going up.
	It's going out.
	Everything will be fine.
	Adults, as an adult, you've seen every plane crash that's ever been in the news and stuff.
	You know what could go wrong, and it's got to make you a little nervous.
	All right.
	Now, so your wife is going to be a surrogate.
	Tell me about this because who's she being a surrogate for it?
	Did they find her?
	How'd they find her?
	Why is she doing this?
	You guys getting big bucks off of this?
	Or what's the story here?
	She's always wanted to do this.
	We have four kids of our own.
	So it's nothing new to her to do something like this.
	So she has told me before, she's like, I would do that for someone.
	And, well, with Facebook, she has a friend that has been doing it for a while, has done it a couple of times.
	And so she started asking questions and got in the know-how.
	And next thing you know, she's like, hey, I think I'm really going to do this.
	I'm like, do what?
	She's like, I'll be a surrogate.
	I was like, oh, how's that going?
	So I started asking questions.
	I was like, well, do it.
	Because, of course, I mean, you get paid.
	Plus, I mean, it's something she wants to know.
	How much that's a question everyone wants to know.
	How much are you guys getting paid to do this?
	It varies.
	They pay for everything.
	Like, they pay for our whole flight.
	They pay, we got to rent our car when we are in Boise.
	You're in Boise.
	How much money?
	But they have to pay you cash, too, right?
	I mean, that's a value of keeping a baby in you for nine months.
	You get fat, you know, you have expenses.
	You got a lot of stuff.
	You know, that's a price to be paid for that.
	What are they?
	What kind of dough are they paying her?
	For her, it'd be around $60,000.
	Wait, $6,000?
	$60,000?
	$10,000.
	Wow.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	I see what you're up to.
	I like that.
	Oh, hold on.
	Wait a second.
	I'm texting my wife right now.
	How much have I got on Facebook and find out what forum this is?
	And she's going to become a surrogate.
	$60,000.
	How much of that's going to be spent on doctors' visits?
	I think they have to pay that on top of that.
	Is that an addition?
	It's got to be.
	Yeah, that's the surge.
	That's the family that we're having the child for.
	Well, she's having the child for.
	Anything any doctor's appointment they paid for unrelated to the 60.
	I just want to make that very clear.
	Unrelated to the 60.
	Yeah.
	Awesome.
	So unrelated to the 60?
	This family that got, yeah, no, he worded that way.
	That's on top of, basically.
	I asked him three times.
	I didn't get a straight answer.
	Yes, I worded it a bunch of different ways.
	Chad, how did they pick your wife?
	What made them pick your wife as the surrogate?
	How did she get matched up with this family?
	Well, she filled out like a thing for almost like she described to me like online dating.
	She's like, you fill it out, something like that, who you are, what you like, so on and so forth, your picture.
	And so that's how they look it up that way.
	And then once they pick you, you kind of have do like a Zoom meeting with the family.
	You said you guys were family and they were going to do tests there.
	Is that that they have to like make sure she's not drugged out or like or that she's okay with this?
	Like what kind of tests were you guys doing?
	Yeah, they do ultrasound.
	So they use that, check her uterus and make sure everything is healthy and she's going to be able to carry a child without having any health issues.
	All right.
	So does she, so at this moment, she is she knocked up?
	Like did they did they give her the sperm yet?
	Is she pregnant or is that to come in the future?
	No pun intended.
	No, that'll be the yeah, that'll be the next trip.
	This one was to get everything checked and cleared.
	We got to wait, I don't know, a week or two.
	Do you meet the family as well or just just the like just your wife?
	No, we've got we've gotten to meet them.
	I had to, we did a Zoom meeting with them and we she has like a representative, someone that represents her and helped her through the steps of this.
	And we had little Zoomie met him that way and she has talked to him on her own and just kind of got to know them who they are.
	They've already done this process.
	Why is this family doing this?
	Is the woman unable to give birth?
	I mean, that's a lot of money for somebody to pay in order to have a child, so they must be well off.
	But why are they doing this?
	Well, yeah, it's two males.
	Oh, well, that explains a lot.
	They've been trying, but for some reason they just can't get pregnant.
	Yeah, they haven't figured it out yet.
	Okay, all right.
	That's a wrinkle I guess I didn't anticipate.
	Are you flying out again, like every time of the process you're going to fly out?
	Yeah, well, I'm not going this time because of kids and stuff like that.
	The kids didn't care for it too much.
	So she's going to go with her representative.
	Okay.
	She knows that girl, it's her friend, so they're going to go together, and that's when she's going to go out there.
	How are they going to get the sperm in her?
	Are one of these two gay guys going to actually impregnate her, or do they go?
	No.
	Okay.
	Well, they do use their sperm, and then they get to pick out, they pick another woman's eggs, and they use it that way.
	No, wait a second.
	So they're not using your wife's eggs.
	They're just going to take an egg from somebody that they know, some chick or whatever, whoever they want, their sperm.
	I wonder if they, like, how do they determine which dude gets to donate the sperm, or do they just go both?
	They just mix it up.
	Yeah, 50-50.
	You don't know.
	Like batter?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	They mix it up.
	And they go, just put it in there.
	Extra sprinkles?
	Whichever one takes, takes.
	All right.
	And then they take this impregnated, or they take this embryo or whatever, this fertilized egg, and they stick it in your wife, and then it bakes in there for nine months, and she gets 60 grand at the end of that.
	Wow, that's, well, that's a story, man.
	Holy mackerel.
	That's something else.
	It's not exactly what I had anticipated, but, yeah, I ran into this guy at the airport on Sunday, and he was telling me he was getting ready to fly for the first time, his wife's going to be a surrogate, and all of this.
	Well, this is the back story that we get out of that.
	I have a quick question for him, though.
	Whose health insurance is covering the actual labor?
	Because that's a very hefty bill.
	Does your guys'health insurance, or do they, do the gay guys, are they covering your guys'medical bills?
	How does that work?
	Yeah, they cover everything.
	So once they built it, we We say it goes to our girl that's represented us and kind of goes through them, and then they send them the bill.
	They pay it that way.
	But most of it doesn't really really see that.
	Do you foresee like in the future you hanging out with this kid?
	Or like no contact ever again?
	Well, it's different because it's just baked.
	So it's not like it's not, I don't know, there's no sort of connection material from grew inside of you.
	Yeah, I get it, but yeah, I don't think well once it's born, yeah, but we may keep in contact with them.
	I'm not sure, but that's that's on them.
	So it's crazy that they're spending this much money on it.
	So it's 60 grand to her.
	I mean, the whole process is going to take $100,000, basically, for these guys to do this.
	I'm just surprised that there's nobody like trying to undercut them.
	Like, no, you know, like Crystal would, you can rent out Crystal's room for, you know, $3,500.
	That's it.
	You know, like, I mean, I'm just, I'm surprised that there's nobody trying to undercut them on this.
	But, all right.
	Well, Chad, I wish you luck and her luck.
	And congratulations for surviving your first flight in life.
	And I appreciate it.
	Thank you, Chad.
	Have a good one.
	Dougie, are you ready for the award-winning Shizzy?
	I am.
	Here we go.
	Kids Shizzy on Rover's Morning Glory.
	Concerns over AI surveillance in schools are intensifying after armed officers formed a 16-year-old student outside of Kenwood High School in Baltimore when an AI gun detection system falsely flagged a Doritos bag as a fire.
	How does that happen?
	Well, they've told us that we've seen various things, and there's even a company that I haven't even talked about.
	I'm just going to, at some point, maybe we'll get to it.
	They have an AI solution for how they're going to end school violence and school shooters.
	These things aren't going to work.
	I mean, maybe in the future, but it flagged a Dorito.
	So the kid's holding a Doritos bag?
	No, no.
	So this kid, Taki Allen is his name, was hanging out with friends.
	They're at football practice after practice.
	They're all just hanging out.
	And he says that multiple police cars suddenly pulled up.
	It was like eight cop cars came pulling up on us, and they started walking toward me with guns, talking about get on the ground.
	And he's like, what are you talking?
	What?
	Me?
	Like, what are you talking about?
	They made him get on his knees, put his hands behind his back.
	They copped him.
	They searched him.
	They searched everything.
	Nothing.
	He was handcuffed at gunpoint.
	Police later showed him the AI-captured image that triggered the alert.
	It was a crumpled Doritos bag in his pocket that had been mistaken.
	Don't they read look at the video first?
	Well, they humanize.
	Well, I mean, say it says AI gun.
	Once you go, all right, well, let me look at this.
	And then you could see it says nacho cheese on it.
	Well, no, it was in his pocket.
	So what it's doing is it sees something in his pocket that it thinks is a gun.
	It can't actually see the gun.
	It just sees, which is wild that it could be that.
	I mean, it's very, very inaccurate, obviously.
	What company is this?
	Because it needs, nobody should use this company.
	It's part of OmniAlert's gun detection technology introduced in the Baltimore County Public Schools last year.
	So what it does is it scans existing surveillance footage and it alerts police in real time when it detects what it believes to be a weapon.
	And they showed him the picture and said that it looked like a gun.
	He said, it's chips.
	This could be a little bit of a lawsuit, perhaps.
	Okay.
	Alaska Airlines has resumed operations after an information technology problem forced hundreds of their flights to be grounded last night, a ground stop for all Alaska airline flights and flights out of its subsidiary, Horizon Air.
	It was lifted 11:30 p.m. Pacific time, and the ground stop was requested by the airline about eight hours earlier when the IT outage started.
	So they didn't say what caused the outage.
	Affected travelers said that some of the airline's gates were crowded as the delays started to pile up.
	So that was just a ripple effect with people trying to get elsewhere.
	Speaking of Alaska.
	It seems like this happens more and more frequently.
	They're very vulnerable.
	And you'd think these big airlines that they would have very sophisticated and secure systems, redundancies, and I'm sure they do to some extent, but we've seen a lot over the past year or two where they could be taken down sometimes for a day, an entire day or two.
	And so this is the second time that this has happened to Alaska Airlines in just the past few months.
	Speaking of Alaska, President Trump is opening Alaska's northern wilderness to oil drilling.
	The plan announced yesterday will allow gas and oil drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, which is one of the largest areas of pristine wilderness in the United States.
	The 1.5 million acre refuge is habitat for polar bears, caribou, and other wildlife.
	It's also believed to contain billions of barrels of oil.
	The Alaska Wilderness League says that opening the Arctic refuge to oil drilling would destroy one of the most ecologically significant landscapes on earth.
	The people are not really happy with that.
	It's going to get cold.
	Over 50 million Americans will be under frost and freeze warnings as some bone-chilling temperatures are set to blanket the central and eastern United States.
	So today it's going to start.
	It's going to get really, really cold.
	I still have my air on.
	It's cold.
	I've not turned my head.
	I'm going to be in the studio today.
	Yeah, I have not turned my heat on, so you are going to start with it.
	You can't count that because you have a fireplace.
	But her fireplace doesn't even kick off any heat.
	You've got to sit right next to it.
	Yeah, you literally have to be half an inch away from Douji's fireplace.
	I have a gas fireplace in my house, too.
	It does not kick off.
	I don't know if it's the design of it.
	You have to be like very, very close to it.
	There's no blower in it.
	No.
	So, what temp is your house right now, Douji?
	69.
	Oh, that's how is it at 69?
	What do you mean?
	Because it's so cold outside.
	Yeah, because my house yesterday, I had to turn the heat on because we got down to 64.
	The insulation.
	So you probably have an older home.
	Yeah.
	My nails are not as thick.
	So, like, my home is a newer home, and I can hold in heat amazingly well or cool amazingly well.
	So the more energy efficient your home.
	Maybe I need new windows, huh?
	I wish I knew what that was like.
	Yeah, I'd like it.
	I can hook you up.
	Yeah, the strike.
	Universal windows.
	I'm waiting for him to say it, you dumb.
	I know it, idiot.
	Go on.
	A 27-year-old man in Florida by the name of Taylor Newp was arrested for having disturbing photos of toddlers and infants with alcohol, marijuana, and firearms.
	The photos are staged, and the kids are too young to understand what's happening, but they're shocking, especially the ones posed with guns.
	Taylor denied taking all the photos, but admitted to staging some of them as a joke.
	Now, it's unknown who took the photos if he didn't.
	He did admit to being aware of the photos and confirmed the marijuana was real, although he claimed it was someone else's.
	For what it's worth, officials also noted that Taylor's residence was unsafe with exposed wiring, unfinished plywood walls, and a partially missing ceiling.
	Okay.
	Wow.
	It's not funny.
	Target is eliminating 1,800 corporate jobs as they look to reclaim everything that they've lost.
	They are just not doing so well lately.
	I know that we have the Halloween season and the Christmas season, holidays, all of that is coming up, but about a thousand employees are expected to receive layoff notices next week.
	And the company also plans to eliminate about 800 vacant jobs.
	The cuts represent about 8% of Target's corporate workforce globally.
	And like I just said, Halloween, one week from today is Halloween.
	So exciting.
	Lots of different deals out there, food deals, all kinds of costume deals, all kinds of, if you like to decorate your house, this is the time to snap up some great, great deals.
	Halloween is one week from today.
	Christmas is coming up.
	Johnny Depp will play Scrooge in a new version of a Christmas Carol.
	I'm so excited.
	This is the biggest gig that he's received since the whole Amber Heard situation.
	And he'll star in a new version of the classic.
	This one is called Ebenezer, a Christmas Carol, and it's being directed by Ty West, who did X, Pearl, and Maxine.
	Well, and more importantly, Robert Eggers.
	Do you know that guy?
	Robert Eggers.
	This is the other part.
	What is it?
	The Lighthouse?
	Yeah.
	The Witch, all of those movies that actually are great.
	He's also doing a Christmas Carol too at the same time, but he's going to have Willem Defoe, and it's going to probably be creepy as hell.
	Yeah.
	Awesome.
	So William Defoe will be the Ebenezer for that one.
	There you go.
	That's the Shizzy on Rover's Morning Glory.
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	Josie Lucy says we moved from an 1,100 square foot home built in the 40s to a 6,600 square foot home built in 2015.
	And our energy bills were the same.
	That's how much better the insulation and everything is.
	It makes a huge, huge difference.
	Yeah, my house I just looked up, it was built, 1938.
	1938.
	So I know that they have ways, Charlie, that they can do stuff where they can insulate your home to some extent.
	Now, is it going to be as efficient as something new?
	I think they inject stuff into there.
	Krista pays it.
	The new windows, you know, the energy efficient windows from Universal Windows.
	Now, those sound cool, but Krista pays the gas bill, so it's not really.
	Not really an MP part of her HP.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Charlie, the thing that I was going to tell you that I think is a problem for you or going to be a disappointment to you is the headline here: boob jobs are shrinking.
	Not the number of boob jobs that are being done in the United States of America.
	They're still doing, I believe, about 300,000 boob jobs a year here in the United States of America.
	What's shrinking is the size of the boobs that they're putting in.
	They say that women are now, what's in style for women is to have smaller boobs.
	They also say that women are on Ozempic and these other GLP ones, which means they have lost a lot of weight.
	So their boob implants that they had before, let's say they had boob implants, they had D-cups put in.
	Well, now they look wildly out of proportion for how much they've shrunk down taking their Ozempic or Wagovi.
	And so they are taking their boobs out and putting smaller ones in.
	But they're still getting into some nice boobs going on.
	And girls who are getting boob jobs from scratch are opting for small like B-cup sort of things.
	Not C and D. You got at least go C or D. But after D, it does fake boobs.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Too fake looking?
	Fake looking.
	They look like huge beach balls.
	Those start to look a bit ridiculous.
	You're a boob man yourself, right?
	I am a boob man, but I like a nice boob.
	Yeah, it doesn't have to be huge.
	Like a huge, like in the 90s, early 2000s, those boobs.
	We're getting a little ridiculous for you.
	Fake, fake, all that's the height of the porn star era basically.
	So I like a nice shaped boob, whether it's whatever size, as long as it's, you know, it's intact, not a flapjack, you know what I mean?
	Okay, I understand.
	So I thought that this would be a problem for you, but apparently you're opening up.
	No, I like that they're still crafting the boob perfectly.
	Now they're putting more work in not the size, it's not the quantity, it's more the quality of quality.
	And I think that's going to benefit everybody.
	Okay.
	All right.
	I thought you would be disappointed that you like a huge.
	No, personally, me.
	No, no.
	I'm not into big, floppy boobs.
	I've never been into big.
	I'm not even a boob guy.
	I'm still a boob guy.
	I just think that's a good thing.
	You can get rid of boobs as far as I'm concerned.
	I mean, they're okay, but no, they're just not.
	I have to be honest.
	They're not a real attraction.
	I'm more of an ass man.
	Guys have asses.
	Guys could have an ass.
	Women.
	You have boobs.
	I have boobs.
	Have you ever seen me, Ron?
	They're not a nice boob.
	That's not a nice boob.
	Anybody could have an ass.
	No, no, no.
	It's specific to the woman.
	That's why the boobs are great.
	Skinny's an ass man, too.
	Since I have boobs, he loves it.
	It's a bonus.
	It's great.
	I have boobs.
	I'm not going to be at all, but he's a book guy.
	Yeah, me too, for whatever reason.
	So, yeah, I mean, I could, if boobs were suddenly eliminated from the planet today, I'd go, okay, it's not no skin off my back.
	What?
	No, I really, I'm not.
	Do you know you're talking into a microphone?
	That's not discounted right now.
	I am in boobs.
	I'm not.
	I don't know.
	Maybe because when I was a, think about when I was like eight years old, you'd have HBL at home and all those movies that you saw back in the day, porkies and all these things.
	There was just an endless amount of boobs on TV.
	It was for me.
	That's awesome.
	As when I was seven, cool, I see boobs.
	As I got older as an adult, I go, what am I going to do with those things?
	Not really.
	Tell me.
	Nah, even that doesn't really.
	Tweak.
	There are other things.
	There are other things I'd like to F than the T, Charlie.
	If you know what I mean.
	They're still there.
	Those are still there.
	I'm saying that's still there, but you never tweaked.
	Tweak, twist?
	Sure.
	Tune into Tokyo or all of it.
	But yeah.
	Yeah, but he's the man who goes straight to the best part of the porn.
	He doesn't want any of that beginning, you're playing with the boobs.
	He doesn't want any of that.
	Even in his regular sex life, he'd rather just get right into it.
	So he doesn't care about foreplay of boobs.
	Yeah.
	Do you care about foreplay of boobs?
	You want him to spend a lot of time on those puppies?
	Honestly, I used to not really be into foreplay.
	I would also just be like, yeah, let's get it done.
	Do the business.
	But now.
	Your eyes have been open in other parts of your life.
	Yes, that I am like, okay, I know why people sex experts say to do foreplay with a woman for like, you know, a little while getting revved up.
	And now I've seen the light and I have to watch it.
	What is getting you revved up?
	How long are you?
	Is your engine warming up?
	It depends.
	Some days longer than others.
	It just depends on how fun it's on average.
	What are we talking about?
	I mean, anything longer than 30 seconds is an eternity to me.
	I go, oh, come on, let's go.
	We're doing like maybe 15, 20 minutes.
	20 minutes of foreplay.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Not all the time.
	Sometimes I just jump his bones, but it's and what all is involved in this 20-minute, like, give us a breakdown.
	Like, what areas are being honking?
	Oh, there is some honking, yeah.
	But yeah, mainly attention on me.
	And then south of the border is what you're saying.
	Yeah, but with the hands.
	And just even just rubbing my body.
	Like, yeah, even just like a massage.
	Yeah, like even just touching my body and feeling me sensually.
	There's this connection between us that gets me all revved up.
	And then once I'm revved up, guess what I do?
	I go right to pleasing the man.
	And then now it's all focused on you.
	And I used to honestly be the opposite.
	It's an investment in his future.
	It is because I am normally a pleaser.
	And I don't even don't worry about me.
	I'm pleasing.
	Now he's shown me this other way.
	Now it's more a give and take.
	Oh, I love it.
	It's great.
	I see.
	All right.
	Wow.
	Charlie, you're probably.
	I mean, I'm doing at least at least 20, 25, maybe 35 minutes, 20 minutes.
	That's nothing.
	All foreplay all the time.
	In fact, I don't even, sometimes I just, I'm, oh, honey, I'll just do the foreplay.
	We don't need to actually have sex.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Let me just, you know, I'm sure you're the same way, right?
	Very attentive to all about her.
	Candles out and pouring candle wax on her.
	Every word feathers.
	A lot of different feathers.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	I've got to take a break.
	Now, it is Friday.
	I'm a little concerned about some of these betting scandals.
	I'm beginning to wonder: is there a reason why Chocolate Charlie has parlays?
	Does he keep hitting these?
	There is a reason.
	Is there a reason?
	Is he inside?
	You guys are losers.
	Is he married to the mob?
	Is he in on this betting scam?
	We've seen what happened with the NBA stuff yesterday and all of the weird betting and gambling and mob ties and throwing, leaving games early, all this kind of stuff.
	Does he have an inside?
	Is he an insider?
	Does he have a tip?
	I don't know.
	Do you guys have current standings?
	I don't.
	What does that mean?
	He wants to know who's where, what's going on.
	I'm in first place.
	I believe Jeffrey's in second place, right, Jeffrey?
	Yep.
	Yep.
	Dougie's right behind in third.
	And then I think it's Rover, Snitzer, and then Charlie.
	Oh, okay.
	That's what I think, what I remember.
	Let's see.
	I can tell you, just because I know what it is, I can load up DraftKings and tell you what I have in my balance: $68.20.
	Now, where everybody else, what their standings are, I don't know.
	Because who's we're trusting Dougie Math here?
	Oh, yeah, that's it.
	I remember Snitzer had $20.
	There was a picture.
	I never got.
	Remember, we never got the updated graph, so I don't have.
	Yeah, we did.
	Never Dougie did.
	I tried.
	It was up from the last week.
	Snitzer put it up.
	Okay.
	Well, maybe, Charlie, maybe have it back there someday or send it to Charlie.
	Remember, we never put it up.
	Okay.
	Oh, we never put it up for this week, you don't think.
	All right.
	Well, I know we didn't.
	For last week, we did not.
	No, we never did.
	Well, she kept sending it.
	Something wrong.
	I'm not even heard.
	Something wrong with this email.
	She kept hitting send and never sent.
	So we don't have her up to, I didn't need to know.
	You have, you can go back, find the email sending it.
	I will.
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	Right now, Charlie is in first place.
	I think like $145, and everybody else is sub-100.
	I don't know who is in second place.
	If it's Jeffrey, he won recently, so maybe that put him into second place.
	I'm guessing.
	I don't know for sure.
	I think I'm in.
	Yeah, I did win my entire parlay all last week.
	Good.
	Good for you.
	So, we'll get some new picks in here in a few minutes.
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	Dougie is lighting candles here in the studio for some reason.
	Why?
	What are you doing?
	Creating the atmosphere.
	Ambiance for your girls' show.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Instead of the Friday leftovers today on RMG, Jeffrey's dream, he's told us is to be a co-host of a radio show.
	Well, he wishes he would have done this before.
	He never wishes he told me that he never joined this show.
	Okay, well, they're nothing but problems.
	Feeling could be mutual.
	Nothing but problems for him.
	And he feels like his life would have been better if he would have gone a different path, started his own show where he's a co-host with a bunch of women.
	There are topics that they start a show to be a co-host.
	Okay.
	And just surrounded by topless women.
	There's cheers.
	Okay, so Douji is cheersing.
	Here's to our new show.
	Yep.
	What is it?
	The three amigos.
	What do you have in the cup?
	It's mimosas.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Swinging those down.
	Oh, very, very.
	Did we get the name of the show yet?
	We have not.
	You want me to tell you?
	They're going to.
	No.
	Okay.
	Reveal it on the show.
	You can reveal that on the show when they do the Friday leftovers.
	It's going to be Jeffrey as co-host, along with four women.
	That will be coming up.
	If you don't subscribe to RMG Plus, you are missing out.
	Sign up right now at roverradio.com so you can watch or listen live to that disaster coming up in just a few minutes.
	Jeffrey couldn't be more happy.
	Yes, you couldn't.
	He hasn't said anything all day.
	He's saving it.
	Actually, when you guys were talking about the whole sperm donor thing and everything right now, save it for the next show.
	Because we have to do our DraftKings picks here in just a moment.
	So sign up for RMG Plus on the website, roverradio.com.
	All right, now we do have our DraftKings picks that we are getting in.
	Let's start.
	This is the chart is looking rough.
	Charts, not, is that accurate?
	Okay.
	All right.
	So Charlie at number one with $142.22.
	Okay.
	Up next, Jeffrey, $76.27.
	Up third place, Rovers, $68.20.
	Up next, Dougie, $50.22.
	Second to last is Snitzer with $20.
	And barely hanging on is Crystal with $15.
	So she's got to make a move here.
	She's got to put all $15 in, I would guess.
	All right, let's start with Crystal here.
	Oh, okay.
	What are your picks here?
	You can download, by the way, the DraftKings Sportsbook app.
	Use the code RMG when you sign up.
	And hopefully you'll have better luck than Crystal.
	What do you have today, Crystal?
	Well, we're going straight through no money lines.
	We're doing anytime touchdown scores.
	We have Kyle Pitts, Colston Loveland, and George Kittle.
	And I put in $200.
	I wager.
	Okay.
	These are all long shots.
	Yeah, I could win $57.21.
	Are any of these people people that normally score touchdowns?
	Did you look that up?
	From time to time, I believe so.
	From time to time.
	It's a long snapper.
	We're trying to make some money.
	We got to take some time.
	She's got to do what she did.
	She doesn't have a lot of choices at this point with $2.
	All right.
	So who's Schnitzer?
	Snitzer did send in his picks.
	All right.
	Let's see.
	So I'll have to tell you what Snitzer has picked.
	Okay.
	So he has the Colts over the Titans.
	That is the closest you could get to a sure bet, I believe.
	He has the Steelers.
	This looks weird.
	What does this?
	Yeah, this looks very strange.
	Did he redo this?
	Is this a fake slip that he put his own odds in?
	Because this looks.
	I mean, there's different ways you could screen grab this.
	It may look different.
	I've never seen this.
	But this specifically looks like he typed this out.
	Yeah, I've never seen this.
	Maybe this is before you place the bet.
	You can get rid of the game.
	No, because it says place bet, $10.
	And then I'll show you that because that's what my screenshot is before you actually place the bet.
	That's what it looks like.
	I don't know what Snitzer.
	That's what it is.
	Before you place the bet, yes.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	So let me see Snitzer's again.
	So he has the Colts over the Titans.
	He has the Steelers over the Packers.
	And he has the Bills over the Panthers.
	He is placing a $10 bet that would pay out $31.95.
	Let's go to Dougie.
	What do you have for your picks in the DraftKings three-pick parlay for the week?
	I'm all in.
	$50.
	Oh, my God.
	This is.
	Wow.
	I went for the Colts to beat the Titans, the Bills to beat the Panthers, and the Chiefs to beat the Commanders.
	Now, here's the Monday night game.
	Oh, shh.
	She did?
	Yeah.
	Oh, the Chiefs.
	See how it says Monday?
	Yep.
	Monday, 8:15 p.m.
	She also is going all in.
	Her total payout would be $76.
	And so these are all very favorable odds for these picks here.
	I don't want to do Monday.
	Not a big win.
	Well, it's too late.
	Too late.
	That's it.
	Too late.
	Your pick is in.
	I guess we'll have to.
	So then we're just going to wait until Monday.
	Yeah, I guess we have to wait.
	Unless she loses one of the other games before.
	Let's see.
	So then I believe I am now in third place.
	Here are my picks.
	I'll show you.
	There we go.
	All right.
	Here's what we have: I have the Bills over the Panthers.
	I have the Colts over the idiot.
	Those two things are sure things.
	I wanted to mix it up and do a long shot here.
	So I picked the Browns to beat the Patriots.
	I'm going against Charlie's advice to never bet for or against the Browns.
	The Browns in long shot odds to beat the Patriots who are in first place in the AFC East, the Patriots.
	But I think the Browns are going.
	Now, sure, they played the Dolphins.
	They beat the Dolphins last week.
	The Dolphins were pretty pathetic, but the Browns got a victory.
	I think they're going to keep that momentum going forward.
	Now, because they are such long shot odds, I am placing, put this back up, I'm placing an $18 bet to pay out $96.27.
	The Bills and the Colts, almost sure things, I would say.
	The Browns have got to do it for me.
	If they do, I'm getting a big time payout, and I'm right back in this.
	I am right up there.
	You're not winning, but you will be right up there.
	Didn't they screw you when they were in London and you picked up?
	They always screw me.
	Yeah, so I mean, why?
	I think I'm holding out hope.
	I think they have this this week.
	All right, Jeffrey, what do you have here for your picks for the DraftKings three-pick parlay?
	Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app.
	Use the code RMG.
	When you sign up, you can play along, get all the sign-up bonuses.
	What do you have?
	What do you have?
	Turn your microphone.
	Microphone has got to be.
	The Bills over the Panthers.
	Okay.
	I got the Patriots over the Browns.
	Ooh, somebody's going to win.
	Oh, this.
	I like this.
	And I got the 49ers over the Texans.
	Oh, that one's also.
	Yeah, that's a little bit of a long shot.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	So what did it a $5 bet?
	Okay.
	And my total payout would be $16.44.
	All right.
	So now that he's clawed his way up to second place, he wants to play it conservative.
	$5 bet.
	Is it smart?
	We'll see.
	All right.
	Chocolate.
	Or as some people are saying, cheating, Charlie.
	Nobody's saying that.
	What do you have?
	Charlie, the Gordon Iron God.
	So gross.
	Week.
	Week eight of the NFL, baby.
	And who do we have winning?
	Who do we have losing?
	I'm going to fill you in on the scoops of the sure things.
	If you want to make money, follow this.
	This is a simple, simple task.
	I have not missed a parlay yet.
	I have not missed a parlay.
	You are.
	He is a sure thing all season long.
	I don't believe he's picking, making his own picks.
	Making my own picks.
	No, no.
	He's got a guy, one of these dudes in the RV or whatever in the flea bag.
	They get their information from me.
	And you can get your information from me for free.
	Listen up.
	Here's our bets.
	Here's what we're doing this week.
	We have the Colts destroying the Titans.
	We have the Falcons taking a dump on Miami.
	And of course, the Eagles destroying the Giants.
	All big-time favorites here.
	$20 gets you 32.
	That's how you win.
	It's small, simple bets will take you to the top.
	So he would only net about $12.
	He's picked all heavily favorite, all heavy favorites here.
	$12.
	He's also going conservatively.
	$54.
	$54.
	You better hope you hit that.
	You better hope that.
	Well, I'm going to hit it.
	Because if I hit it, I would leapfrog you in the first place.
	You wouldn't.
	Oh, I don't know.
	No, I guess.
	Wait.
	It's not close.
	It would be close.
	Close, but you're still in garbage territory right now.
	You're barely in this game.
	It's pathetic.
	He's in it.
	He's not in it.
	I'm not going to mess with you.
	We got to believe in the Browns.
	I would have about 100 and let me see.
	What do you have now?
	140?
	142?
	I'd be up to 154.
	I would be at about 140 something.
	Yeah, that's called a loser.
	130.
	Yeah, I did the math.
	Here, let me do the math.
	No, no.
	Loser.

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