Alex Jones details his break with Donald Trump, citing a $35 billion Ozempic grant and alleged Israeli control as proof of corruption. He claims the USS Abraham Lincoln was disabled by Iranian missiles, contrasting this with U.S. excuses about laundry room fires, while warning of Iran's "Samson option" to destroy Gulf desalination plants. Jones satirically portrays FBI Director Kash Patel coordinating a domestic security matrix to spy on Muslims and justify war, dismissing threats to Jewish communities as trivial vandalism before promoting comedy tour dates across ten cities. [Automatically generated summary]
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Jones, just now, after all these bad things Trump did, just now turned against Trump.
And then he said Fuente is just not targeting Trump.
No, he didn't support him in the election.
My point was that I was still saying overall Democrats are worse.
And now Trump's trying to end the world with Lindsey Graham.
So I'm now at a point where before I was like, well, it's better.
I'm holding my nose and opposing bad stuff he does.
That was not me naively.
Oh, yeah, we're going to stop Kennedy.
We're going to give lively protection to Glyphosate at Roundup.
Jimmy, I am screaming and yelling about every single bad thing Trump does.
At the same time, I like him shutting down the border.
I like him trying to stop war with Russia, but it's all negated with what he's doing now in Iran.
Hopefully, now he says he's back in office.
He says now he knows his advisors are a bunch of lunatics.
But I mean, you can certainly get the lesser of two evil thing here.
But just understand, I was not naive, my friend.
Oh, I mean, you know, I haven't seen a bigger electoral fraud since I've been covering politics in my life than the Donald Trump presidential campaign.
It was, it's unbelievable, right?
The whole thing was that he was the peace candidate.
They were saying that for four years straight.
Everybody, you know, JD Vance, Stephen Miller, Tulsi Gabbard, RFK, Trump himself constantly, constantly.
You know, I could play videos from now until next week of Trump saying how stupid it is to do Middle East wars and we're not investing in our own country and we're wasting trillions of dollars on all this stuff and we should bring our troops home.
And I've never seen anything like this.
So, you know, what I wanted to say, what I started to say when Kurt and I covered you lamenting over Trump and the Iran war was that I actually feel for you.
You know, it's obvious that you were hoping.
And that's what I was telling.
I would tell people, I go, I have hope.
I don't have faith in Trump, but I have hope that what he campaigned on, he's going to do some of it.
And he did do some, like it did, he did close the border, which is kind of wild that you don't need to build a wall.
Isn't that funny?
It's like you just flip a switch and all of a sudden the borders close.
Isn't that amazing?
You never needed a wall.
So that's kind of amazing.
So I'll give him props for that, no doubt, but everything else seems to be not working out.
And, you know, they're like, well, here's why I've got a big problem.
And I did see you had that proviso in, but it was really funny the way you put it.
Just wanted, and devastating to me, but I just want to say not exactly accurate.
I wasn't naive about it, though.
Here's the deal.
He tried to do most of what he said the first term they blocked him.
And he was pig-headed and actually tried to do it.
Now, like you said, on almost every issue, he is violently doing a 180.
So I'm happy to get in the position now of, wow, if he continues down this path, he'll be worse than the Democrats soon.
I mean, it is a violent breaking of promises.
What do you think is behind this?
And where do we go now?
Well, what I think behind this is he's completely controlled by Israel.
That's what.
And the stuff that he does that isn't controlled by Israel, it's controlled by Big Agra and Big Pharma, right?
He just gave $35 billion to the makers of Ozempic to give it to Americans, whereas RFK campaigned against it.
He's going to put a shield just like they gave the vaccines.
He's trying to give a shield to the people poisoning our food with glyphosate.
RFK ran against that 100%.
So did he, actually.
They both ran against it.
And they're doing that.
So why do I think he's doing it?
Those are the things.
He's just a charlatan.
He's the ultimate con man.
I mean, his campaign was the ultimate con, Alex.
You can't deny that.
And not only from, you know, with Maha, the way he's given the finger to Maha and poked his finger in their eye constantly, but, you know, where he was supposed to get rid of censorship in the era of free speech.
And then he just brings in a whole new awokeness, but it's for DEI for Jewish students.
It's kicking people out of the country.
It's new hate crimes on campus for protecting Jewish students.
You can't criticize Israel or Zionist.
It's the craziest thing.
So that's what I think is doing.
Now, you've known this, right?
So, I mean, what do you think?
My question for you is: what do you think the leverage is?
Because I heard you say that he's controlled by Israel.
What do you think the leverage is that Israel has on him?
Well, let's be really cynical here because I do war game everything in my mind.
And I was told by high-level people that Epstein is CIA, which would now know running airfields, everything for decades, basically on the trilateral commission for David Rockefeller, his stand-in.
So he was more powerful than I even knew.
I'm not always right.
He was more powerful than I thought.
And I was told Trump's not going to go there because of national security.
He is Mossad.
He is MI6.
He is CIA.
At the highest level of spies, they're in all the groups.
They're in all the five eyes.
We now know he was connected to European intelligence.
And so I was told it's going nowhere.
This is going to be shut down.
Well, it's a victory.
We forced so much out.
It's devastating.
So it's another populist victory that Congress did that.
And so I understood why it was happening.
I didn't agree with it.
But wargaming this, he would either release it all, bring down the deep state, or try to hold it back and use it to blackmail them.
Because from all my research, there was no criminal stuff with Trump in there, but he then joined the conspiracy and they got Mongino and Patel because they thought, oh, they'll believe them, their podcasters, to come out and try to sell us the Trojan horse.
And then you really want to get cynical.
This is what it is.
You keep your enemies closer.
He brings in Kennedy.
He brings in everybody to map out what we want, try to control the opposition.
Democrats years ago tried to buy me off.
So that's what they do.
And they haven't bought Kennedy off, was get Kennedy close so they can watch him.
And then Trump gets all the data on the political structure.
He didn't really understand what he admits.
And then now he's using it with Ludnick's kid and all the other kids to then blackmail the system.
And he's using it to become basically the new deep state.
And I think that's basically what's going on.
So you want the dark side of it.
I'll just say it's not a war game.
That's actually, I think, what's happening.
And so Trump was like, I want to have prosperity fix this turnaround.
Oh, you guys want to play dirty?
I'll be dirtier than you.
And so he's become Darth Vader.
And that's, Jimmy, I don't think that's speculation now.
But I mean, if he's the one, so are you saying, are you trying, are you saying that Trump is actually the one pulling the strings on people like Lutnik and the deep state and not the other way around?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, before, let's say Trump is a quick study.
He's an expert on things he studies.
And what I'm saying is you bring in Kennedy to put big pharma in deep trouble.
And you go in and you're going to reform.
And Doge goes and finds all the corruption.
And as soon as you give them the information, Trump goes, okay, go away, Elon.
Okay, we're going to sideline you, Kennedy.
And then now they all come and kiss his ass and make deals for him.
Suddenly, his wealth and his kids' wealth all triple, and now everything's okay.
So Trump realized I'm not going to beat these people long term.
So he's like, well, I'm not going to be able to be the turnaround guy.
It's more corrupt than I thought.
And he listened to some really evil advisors.
They said, look, just come in and take it over.
So instead of getting rid of the globalist New World Order, he's creating a new New World Order.
I mean, he's obviously working with, if not the entire deep state, a faction of the deep state.
And it seems to me that there are factions of the deep state.
There's like the CIA and then the military intelligence, and they have their own kind of warring factions.
But I don't, I would, it doesn't make sense to me that he's actually the one pulling the strings and he's the one blackmailing them.
What, you know, so, okay, so him and his kids made money, but what is, is he using it for any policy that he wants to get in?
His whole thing was no foreign wars and he was going to bring American prosperity back.
No, no, that points towards, that points towards Israeli blackmail.
I'm simply saying, on your question of why is he bringing it, he brings in Kennedy and all that to then get all the dirt and put the deep state in a bad position.
And then each time, as soon as they're about to be shut down, he shuts down the investigation, then they all run kissing his ass.
You see what's happening there?
Oh, okay.
I see your point.
So I'm not saying, I'm not saying he's, I'm not saying he's succeeded in what he's attempting, but I, but I looking at this, I was concerned that would always be an option.
But separate from that, on the war, it's pure manipulation.
I was worried when he had success in Venezuela so far that that would embolden him.
And it did.
Now they've been at cabinet meetings.
He's like, I'm invincible.
I'm unstoppable.
I've talked to people in these meetings.
I mean, Trump is, I mean, let's just say it's megalomania.
And so it's dangerous.
And that's why we've got to slap it down, explain its BS.
A lot of his advisors told him, don't go in.
Now he's pulling back as he sees, and that's good.
He's, you know, the megalomania is wearing off.
But now we've got a bull in a china shop to deal with.
All the clichés the Democrats said we had before, it's now here.
So do you think there's a possibility that Donald Trump is actually believing what people tell him around him?
Like, I remember when he lost that Supreme Court case over the immigration early on, 9-0, and I'm watching on television, and Stephen Miller says that Trump, they ruled in Trump's favor 9-0.
So I think he believing the polls that they say, oh, no, everybody's behind you on the war is very popular.
You're doing good.
I think that he's literally believing that kind of stuff and the people behind him.
I think he's in an information bubble and he doesn't know just how unpopular this is.
No, he's totally bubble-wrapped and he thinks he's manipulating the deep state.
They're manipulating him.
I wasn't saying he's actually doing it.
I'm saying he's trying, but let me lay this on you.
I know you covered it so you know about it.
Ludnick has his two sons running Counter Fitzgerald, the same ones they made record bets on 9-11 of United American and made out like bandits.
He buys up all of the insurance that the people are willing to sell on the Trump tariffs that the tariffs got reversed.
They would pay out on it.
It's $178 million.
So they bought those at 25 to 20%, 30% of what they were worth.
They then get caught doing it.
Ludnick writes the executive order that even Gorzik told Trump and others, this is written wrong.
You would have won this.
The executive order is written wrong.
Here's how you should write it the next time.
And then Ludnig's out there saying, oh, no, the insurance will never get paid.
It's a conspiracy theory.
We're going to win this 100%.
Knowing it would fail the Supreme Court.
And then he makes billions.
That is an example of how Trump is being manipulated, or maybe Trump's in on it.
I don't know.
Well, it's obvious that Luttnick is a criminal.
It's obvious if you look into why he didn't show up at 9-11, he said it was because he had to take his kid to school that day.
But his kids' school actually started two days earlier, so it wasn't like he had to take his kids for the first day.
It was so anyway, and there's lots of speculation about him.
Yeah, he certainly did create a crisis.
So they create a crisis with these tariffs, and then he sells the solution to those people.
I got the solution.
You're going to lose.
So I'll come in and buy these bad bets for you.
Yeah, I mean, it's 100% corrupt, but now that the scales have fallen from your eyes over Trump, where do we go from here?
Is electoral politics dead?
Because it seems dead to me.
Listen, it's not that the scales fell.
I knew the system really came after him, came after me for supporting him.
There was some bad, but a lot of good.
Now the good is going away.
And I just want people to know we're the populist movement beyond left or right.
It's happening.
It's the fourth turning.
Don't get demoralized and give up politically just because Trump finally, you know, got a brainworm or whatever.
And it put pressure on Trump to get back on the straight and arrow.
Now he's like, oh, looks like we're going to end the war right away.
Yeah, because your advisor's lied to you.
So I'm just saying, I was, I saw Trump as a lesser of two evils.
And now, if he continues down this road, he becomes the enemy, number one.
Does that make sense?
Oh, no, no doubt about it.
I mean, he's like Kamala Harris and Joe Biden on steroids when it comes to foreign policy right now.
That's for sure.
I mean, you know, Kamala Harris was too dumb to try to out-rhetoric him and get to the left of him.
She let Donald Trump get to his left campaign-wise.
And then she's in the middle of funding a genocide and she said she wouldn't do anything different.
So it was obvious that's their fault.
They campaigned horribly.
Donald Trump campaigned brilliantly in a sense, even though he didn't mean any of it.
And so he was not always the enemy because it seems like he had this in the plan all along.
So, yeah, so he's definitely the enemy, no doubt about it.
He's doing things that nobody did.
You imagine he was going to start World War III because that's actually what this is.
And what's going to happen right now, and I can't believe this isn't the headline in every newspaper and in every newscast, is that they're going to crash the stock market and that's going to crash our economy because the Gulf states can't export oil right now.
And so they're the one propping up our stock market through their investments in all our AI companies, hundreds and hundreds of billions of dollars.
And as soon as that's gone, our stock market crashes.
Our economy crashes.
Our petrol dollar might be going away.
I really, this is way worse than anybody could have imagined.
And their idea to balkanize Iran the way we did to Syria is a big mistake.
It's bad for us.
And I just can't understand how Donald Trump didn't know that this was going to happen.
There's going to be no good that comes from this.
And it's way worse than people think.
And it's most likely going to crash our economy, most likely going to crash our stock market if they don't stop immediately.
And it doesn't seem like he's going to stop.
I mean, I covered it yesterday on my show.
I hope he is serious about wanting to end the war, but I think he's going to do whatever Benjamin Netanyahu wants to do, just like he has been doing.
Iran's Samson Option00:14:27
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Trump is eager to declare victory, but a battered Iran still has cards to play.
The U.S. and Israel crippled Iranian forces in two weeks of war, but Tehran's ability to disrupt oil flows and its uranium stockpile complicate the push to end it.
That came from the Washington Post, I think today or yesterday.
What about blowing up every base we have in the Middle East?
Right.
Yeah.
So battered Iran still has cards to play.
That's like the guy who just got his ass beat, who sits up and says, you had enough.
That's basically what they're telling.
So that's what I'm supposed to believe.
But here's what Max Blumenthal said about it.
Mainstream U.S. media is proclaiming the political and strategic defeat of Trump by Iran.
While claiming that the U.S. has battered Iran's military, despite Iran's 54th launch of true promise today and continued hammering of U.S. bases, the Washington Post declared today that two weeks of conflict have not achieved the broader aims of the war, from regime change to denuclearization.
So that's what worse for Trump, worse for Trump, he has found no means of opening the Strait of Hormuz, deepening his own personal Suez crisis.
His strategic folly has forced 32 nations compromising the International Energy Agency to release their strategic oil reserves to stave off further ruin to the global economy.
Trump has pivoted from attacking the British government to pleading for Starmer to send ships to open the strait.
He's been pleading with a lot of other countries too.
China, he wants a lot of countries to come help open the strait, and they all told him no.
We're going to get to that in our next segment.
He's also begging China for naval help.
But China is extracting crucial benefits from the war.
The United States repositioned Thad systems.
Those are the anti-missile missile defense systems that they had in South Korea.
Well, they took them out.
And so because they're all out of them in Israel.
So the U.S. repositioned the THAD systems from South Korea to the Middle East.
And Iran has announced that ships can transit the strait provided they trade their oil in Chinese yuan, meaning no petro dollar.
Ooh, that sounded a good thing.
No petro dollar.
So you can get, China can get through oil, but you have to pay for it in your own currency.
You can't pay for it in U.S. dollars.
Russia is also making gains from the war Trump launched, such as lifting of U.S. oil sanctions.
So, you know, Trump lifted the oil sanctions on Russia.
So they had over the over the Ukraine war, Trump had sanctions, meaning he told other countries that want to do business with us, if you buy oil from Russia, we're going to tariff the hell out of you and sanction you.
And so they weren't buying from Russia, but Trump is desperate to get Russia to open the Suez Canal because they have a relationship with Iran, and he's begging them, could you please do something?
And look, we lifted the sanctions on your oil.
Go ahead.
Make all the money you want.
So Russia is making gains from the war Trump launched, such as lifting the U.S. oil sanctions, allowing it to draw revenue, which it can invest back into the Ukraine war.
Iran still has cards to play is WAPO's way of saying that Iran holds all the important strategic cards.
Yeah.
Tehran currently has no reason to accept a unilaterally declared ceasefire and can continue plugging away at U.S. bases from Bahrain to Iraq, where the U.S. just issued a full evacuation for all Americans.
We're finally leaving Iraq.
So what Max is saying here is that WAPO is kind of admitting that, yeah, Iran really is the one holding the cards there.
By the way, Iran doesn't want a ceasefire.
You know who wants a ceasefire?
The United States.
You know why?
Because we're getting our ass kicked by Iran.
We're putting hurts on Iran for sure, but Iran is destroying us in every Gulf state, right?
And the Gulf states are now going to turn on the United States because we're not defending them.
Well, never mind us, Jimmy.
What about Israel?
Iran's blowing the shit out of Israel.
And our bases are indefensible.
Iran just obliterated our bases.
And now we're taking our aircraft carriers out of there and coming back home.
The USS Abraham Lincoln coming back to the United States.
Whoa, maybe the USS Israel should float back home.
Right?
So in a March 13 interview with Fox's Brian Kilmead, Trump sounded weary, slurring his speech as he branded Iranian sick people with bad genetics.
But those the president smears as inferior now appear to control the timing of his demise.
He said bad genetics.
Is that what he said?
I have to see that.
I have to see that.
That's wild.
There's nobody tying no yellow ribbons around the old oak tree for Iran, are there?
Because they're not even telling you how many people are hurt.
They don't want to tell you nothing about it.
They don't want to be a disaster.
So there it is.
When you see this, what you need to know is they're really proclaiming the political and strategic defeat of Trump by Iran.
So when you see that, that's what that means.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hope everyone's happy.
The whole world economy is screwed up because of this, and the whole world now blames Trump.
And of course.
I think this isn't an accident.
I think this was the plan all along was to destroy the rest of America.
They've been, you know, managed decline has been in effect for quite some time.
They want us on a central currency.
Now that there's no more petrodollar, right?
It's a great time to roll that out.
No, it sounds like they're trying.
Albania has an AI minister because of all the corruption.
They go, we should just have an AI.
You've seen that?
So Iran can destroy the Gulf states, meaning Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, Bahrain.
They can destroy them.
How?
Well, they've already knocked out all the U.S. military bases, just like that, right?
So those were, I can't believe that the United States even put those in those countries because they're such sitting ducks and they got wiped out immediately.
But even worse, what Iran could do is wipe out their oil fields like that.
And Iran could also wipe out their desalinization plan.
So all of the countries in the Gulf run on desalinization.
So they don't have water.
So they have to make water from the sea.
And they could very, very easily knock out their desalinization.
So they could knock out their power grid and they could knock out their desalinization and their oil fields.
So once they do that, Iran could do that very easily.
And once they do, they're not, they haven't done it yet.
They haven't escalated to that point yet.
But if we do that to Iran, if we already did hit one of their desalinization plants and Israel knocked out one of their oil manufacturing places, but that's been it so far.
So if they keep escalating against Iran, Iran will do that to the Gulf states.
And then the Gulf states will be uninhabitable.
Meaning that better than a nuke, isn't it?
Almost better than a nuke because all those people will have to go somewhere.
They're not going to be dead.
They're going to be alive and they're going to have to go somewhere with no water and no power.
Yeah.
And so Iran could do that very easily.
And Donald Trump, now apparently, maybe he knows.
I have a feeling that he's been lied to all the way through this thing.
He's been lied to by Jared Kushner.
He's been lied to by Witcoff.
And he's been lied to by Lindsey Graham and Benjamin Netanyahu.
So they've all been telling him, I believe they've been telling him false information about the war.
And now I think he's realizing, I think we're screwed.
I think that's what he's finally realized now.
I think, I don't know, who knows what Trump's thinking, but I think he's finally realizing that.
That's why he called Russia and begged them.
And we'll see what goes on.
Jimmy.
Remember, we watched, I think it was Witkoff that lied to him where he thought he won that Supreme Court.
No, no, that was Stephen Miller.
So just like the perfect example is that I wish I had that clip to show you right now, but the perfect example of how Trump is kept in the dark about stuff.
When they were having the Supreme Court case over when they first started the deportations of the gang, what they call were gay, and they deported them to El Salvador.
Well, there was a Supreme Court case ruling on that that the Trump administration lost nine to nothing, right?
So on camera at a meeting in the Oval Office, Trump turns to Stephen Miller and says, we won that case, right?
He goes, yeah, you won that nine to nothing.
It's on camera.
Right to his face, it's on camera them lying.
The exact opposite was true that the Trump administration had lost.
So I think it's very possible that Trump was lied to by Jared Kushner and Benjamin Netanyahu, Witkoff, probably his head of the CIA, who's also Bossad or in the tank for Israel.
So I think he was lied to by everybody, and he froze out Tulsi Gabbard and JD Vance.
So they've been frozen out.
The people who are going to give a counter narrative to let's go into the Iran war.
And he's just listening to the people who are lying to him.
I really do think that happened.
I really do think that happened.
It's astonishing that he could have been.
There's the only problem with that is we just played the story where he talks about what a disaster going Middle East was.
Yes.
So he didn't.
To Iraq.
A smaller country that we didn't win against.
Right.
Yeah.
So there's, I'm saying there's a good chance he was lied to.
Without a doubt, he's being lied to.
I mean, I think that's a given.
Yeah.
Isn't it?
Yeah.
So there you go.
Mainstream U.S. media proclaiming the political and strategic defeat of Trump by Iran.
Because Iran can't, they can't do, like, I was like, why don't they just blow up Israel?
They can't because that Samson option.
So Iran has to very carefully play.
So this is Kurt.
This is like Iran's Samson option.
They're like, okay, okay, if we feel like we are under an existential threat, if you're going to bomb our oil fields and if you're going to bomb our desalinization plants, which would really wreck their whole, it would really be an existential threat to Iran.
If they think that's happening, they will go and do their Samson option, meaning, OK, I know you're going to kill us, but you're already.
But we are going to definitely make sure that the Gulf states are over.
And so that's there to attack the other ones and not Israel itself.
And see, that's all to not trigger the nuclear time bomb of Israel if they think they're losing.
Bibi, I mean, let's hope those deep fakes work for Bibi's non-presentable condition or else they might do that Samson option.
So I think that Iran has their, this is their Samson option that they can pull at any time, and they could wipe out the Gulf states and make them uninhabitable because they wouldn't have any water.
They wouldn't have any power.
And so all those people would be in a humanitarian crisis immediately, and they have to get the hell out of those countries.
Yeah, Andrew Tate would be okay in Dubai, but the rest of the people, because he's a fighter and a survivor.
He's a survivor.
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Over to Steph.
Yeah, this is about ISIS.
I mean, how do you get into the mindset of this?
How do you stop it?
They're sick people, and a lot of them were let in here.
They shouldn't have been let in.
Others are just bad.
They go bad.
Something wrong.
There's something wrong, dear.
So the genetics are not exactly your genetic.
It's one of those problems, Brian.
It's a terrible thing.
And it happens.
And it happens.
And it happens too often.
So bringing up to today, ISIS?
first of all isis isn't with iran isis is uh isis is with israel and And also, Trump just had ISIS over to shake the guy's hand.
He has a tough background.
At the White House.
He just had Johnny Isis over in his house.
But he said that he applies to Ashkenazi twice as much as any of the Arabs.
And he's saying there, Kurt, correct me if I'm wrong, that the Arabs have bad genetics.
Is that what he's saying?
Well, it sounded like he said not as good as yours.
Yeah, not as good as yours.
Kill me of all people?
The dumbest guy on the Fox Breakfast Club thing?
Let's see if there's any more of this.
You know, there's a lot of Iranians over 700, over 1,700 came to our border over the four years of President Biden, over 700.
End of Naval Dominance00:15:19
Oh, so that's it.
So there it is.
What's that, Kurt?
Little Jimmy.
This is like the Sidney Sweeney Levi's commercial.
Yeah.
Where she was like, my eyes are blue and Hitler had some good ideas.
And there he is saying, like, yeah, well, they're inferior to us genetically.
That's what he's saying.
Wow, that's.
The Killmeads?
Really?
Wow.
That's some pretty heavy-duty put the hood on time stuff, right?
Isn't that what that is?
Well, it's weird because you're really cool with the guy from ISIS.
So since you guys are cool, isn't he going to be hurt by these comments?
Yeah, does the ISIS?
said he's no brian kilmeade so the abraham lincoln this is from usn central command the abraham lincoln carrier strike group continues to support operation epic fury and project power from the sea Wow.
Okay, that's what it says.
You're really projecting the power.
Look, look at the power we're projecting.
Power.
Oh, you mean power on your own citizens because nobody's fooled anywhere else where we're losing?
So get this.
This is from the Islander world.
The IRGC Has officially announced that the USS Abraham Lincoln on March 12th, nuclear-powered 100,000 tons, the ship CENTCOM posted selfies with to prove it was untouchable, was struck by Iranian missiles and drones in the Sea of Oman, rendered non-operational, and it's now withdrawing toward the United States.
Whoa.
Now, the United States is denying this, that it was hit.
Unclear if true.
So this is unclear if true if they did hit the ship.
At this point, though, confirmed by Iranian state broadcaster IRIB by El Mayadine and by Iran's own ambassador to Russia.
So they're saying that they hit the U.S. Lincoln, USS Lincoln.
Meanwhile, the IRGC spokesman says Washington's mild brain injuries classification is how they disguise their dead.
The same trick they ran after the Soleimani retaliation in January 2020 when concussions eventually became 110 confirmed TBIs.
CENTCOM called the Lincoln claim a lie.
That's also exactly what they said on March 1st and March 7th and March 13th.
Three denials, one ship that's no longer in the region.
We'll watch how it develops for more clarification.
It's like two girls, one cup, three denials, one ship.
So the United States is saying that they did not hit the USS Abraham Lincoln, the big aircraft carrier, but they are taking it out.
Iran says they hit it.
And here is what do they call it?
Mild brain damage or brain injury is the way they fake deaths?
Fake, fake way, yeah.
So it's like a real Lincoln in a way.
He had a brain injury.
Oh!
So this guy speaks, he's going to speak in English.
He's not.
See, he says, he says, last night the U.S. aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln was targeted by the IRGC Navy and has been rendered inoperable, now heading back to its point of origin.
An enemy that announces its soldiers' deaths as mild traumatic brain injuries would naturally also dismiss the chaos aboard the Gerald Ford, the fire on board.
Oh, so he's saying that there was, so there's another aircraft carrier called the USS Gerald Ford, and he's saying that there was a fire on board it.
They would naturally dismiss the chaos aboard the Gerald Ford, the fire on board, and casualties from friendly fire.
And now, with the same excuse, labels the destruction of its tanker as a technical malfunction.
Your technical malfunction, mild brain injuries, and friendly fire incidents have been piling up.
Wherever you are in this region, especially in your residential areas, industrial zones, and underground shelters, you will be buried under fire and rumble.
Rubble.
Rumble.
Rubble.
And victory comes only from God the Almighty.
So they're standing by that they hit it.
They're saying they hit it.
Here it is.
Defense Security Asia.
Satellite images show the USS carrier strike group pull back from Iran after a gunboat incident, signaling major naval posture shift across the Red Sea Oman battle space.
So they definitely are pulling out.
Didn't Colon McGregor tell us a long time ago we don't have a navy that's ready to go on any level?
Like, I remember this a while ago.
How much our Navy is not up to whatever the fuck that Trump is doing with them right now?
Well, obviously, they're not.
I think what this, well, what we're going to find out later in this story, Kurt, is that the era of naval dominance is over.
Great.
Well, now I'm worried about Taiwan, or as I call it, China-Israel.
Yes.
So Terge Everen tweets out from Reuters: the era of aircraft carriers is coming to an end.
USS Abraham Lincoln is limping out of the Persian Gulf.
Reuters also says with its military ingenuity, Iran has proven that aircraft carriers are no longer impregnable fortresses, but merely large and expensive targets.
CNN says a national trauma.
How could a $13 billion asset be rendered ineffective within minutes?
CNN also says the return of the USS Abraham Lincoln to the United States is this in this condition is the biggest blow to the reputation of the American military since the Vietnam War.
We've got all our other losses since Vietnam.
We haven't won since then.
What is everyone talking about?
The legend is dead, says Sputnik.
Abraham Lincoln arrived to threaten, but in returning as a floating pile of scrap.
Oh, no.
AFP, this is from France.
Panic in the Pentagon.
With the withdrawal of the USS Abraham Lincoln, the balance of power in West Asia has definitely shifted in Iran's favor.
Wow.
Better watch out for nukes from Israel, I would say.
U.S. allies are horrified.
Even if America's largest warship cannot protect itself against Iran, no one can rely on American protections anymore.
Jimmy, I don't understand if we know about hypersonic missiles and we had Scott Ritter tell us about him and Chrome, all these people tell us about it.
How is it that the upper echelons of the military would not know about them and plan for that?
I just don't understand that.
I think they got these with drones.
I don't even think they use those hypersonics.
Yeah, they even break those out.
They got those wooden drones.
The Telegraph says the defeat will go down in history as the moment Western naval dominance collapsed.
Wow.
I think I speak for the majority of humanity when I say that this is in no way an excuse for you to go nuclear.
Here is the U.S.
This is our good friend George Galloway.
Here's what he has to say about it.
Navies are obsolete.
That much I'm prepared to say.
The aircraft carriers of the United States, one of them is limping on its way back to the United States after a suspicious fire in the laundry room.
Although, again, if you believe that, I've got a bridge in London, etc.
The Abraham Lincoln has left the theater.
So I guess the official story from the U.S. is that the reason why the Lincoln is leaving is that there was a fire in their laundry room.
What?
Really?
That's.
Those are very big aircraft carriers.
You know what I mean?
Like one laundry room fire you would put out and it wouldn't really affect the entire aircraft.
They're like a mile, dude.
Yeah.
So it sounds like they got hit.
It sounds like Iran is telling the truth and they hit the USS Abraham Lincoln.
The other two aircraft carriers are not within 700 kilometers of the theater.
In fact, no American warship is within 700 kilometers of the theater of operations, which is distinctly strange if Iran's missiles and launchers and drones are all completely destroyed and demolished, just like their nuclear stockpile was destroyed and demolished in Operation Hammer last year.
Trump threatening to sue people who claimed that it hadn't all been destroyed, but they still claim now that they are determined to destroy it.
You see where I'm going with this.
This is a war based on a pack of lies, and it's going catastrophically badly.
And as such, it is bringing about in a truncated, rapidly, massively truncated form.
Okay.
Thank you, George Galloway.
So that's it.
The Navy is a relic of the past, and this is going to be a catastrophic loss.
Why would anyone think we would have won this?
I still don't get that.
How do you lose every time?
We just think we're due for a win.
We don't win these.
How could anybody in the military have thought we were going to win this?
I mean, do they not get information?
There's something weird where I should not be getting better information than generals.
That can't be.
I mean, how did they?
I mean, I don't know what again, the Trump administration can't even say what a win looks like.
They can't even tell you what the end game is for this.
They can't tell you anything.
When Iran stopped selling fentanyl to our kids.
And so did they not know that the Strait of Hormuz would be completely closed off immediately?
Yes, they did.
Did they not know that their bases are sitting targets for Iran and that they would destroy them?
Of course, they had to know all this.
Yeah, well, all this tells me is get ready for a bunch of false flags.
A bunch of false flags, ISIS attacks are coming up.
Because this is embarrassing.
And what are you going to distract?
We had to do this Iran thing to distract from Epstein.
So what do you got to do to swallow the fly or the spider to catch the fly?
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
That's what this is.
This is not looking good for the United States.
Not looking good.
And you know what?
Of course, I don't want the U.S. soldiers or anybody to get hurt or any, but I would like to see the United States get the F out of the Middle East.
I would like to see that and leave Israel to fend for itself, and it might have to be a good neighbor for once instead of a crazy maniac, genocidal, murderous terrorist organization.
Army of Grapists.
Army of Grapists, which is what Israel is.
It's what they are.
And, you know, I know a lot of people, I know a lot of Jews, a lot of Israelis, they don't cotton to any of this stuff.
You got to be crazy if you're still there.
I mean, they're making people stay.
Yeah, they are.
Yeah.
Megan Kelly is talking to Lindsey Graham about the Iran war.
Let's listen.
I want a solid defeat if it can be achieved, but I'm also going to be honest.
And it's not going universally well over there.
We're getting propaganda from the administration.
And then we're getting just the naysayers who report nothing but bad news for the United States, which isn't true either.
I mean, it's quite a feat to have sunk their entire navy, which we appear to have done.
It's, you know, don't underestimate the power of the U.S. military, but the bloodlust by the administration spokespeople and this guy chief among them is very disconcerting.
It's very off-putting.
He then, okay, went on to issue a warning to Spain.
Okay, what are we now doing to Spain?
Not to mention the entire Arab world.
To our friends in Spain, man, you have lost your way.
I don't want to do business with you anymore.
I want our bases, our air bases out of Spain into a country that will let us use them.
To our Arab friends, I've tried to help you construct a new Mideast.
You need to up your game here.
I can't go to South Carolina and say we're fighting and you won't publicly fight.
What you're doing behind the scenes, that has to stop.
The double dealing of the Arab world when it comes to this stuff needs to end.
I no one elected you as our commander-in-chief.
Shut the fuck up.
Get off the national scene.
You've disgraced yourself and endangered our troops long enough.
Wow.
Shut the F up.
She's just letting it fly.
I like when pretty news ladies swear.
That was fun.
And she certainly is a swearing pretty news lady.
She knows how to take the right amount of Ozempic is what I like, Jimmy.
I don't think she's taking Ozempic.
Really?
I mean, this is the first time she doesn't look like a...
That's why I'm saying she looks...
Because once you lose that Ozempic weight, it doesn't come back.
You lose muscle and stuff.
And so her face looks fine.
It doesn't look like she's lost anything.
Saving some sandwiches.
Good for him.
So I want to.
But here is a U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham.
Want to hear some more crazy stuff from Lindsey Graham?
All the anti-Semites, to all the isolationists.
I don't believe.
Forget it.
I'm not with you.
I'm with Israel.
I will be with Israel to our dying day.
They're the best ally we could hope for.
So we have a commander-in-chief and President Trump who I think is Ronald Reagan plus plus plus.
I'm going to be with Israel to die.
How about what he says?
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We stand for you.
What do they have on him?
Wow.
We stand for you.
For you.
Oh, I can't hear it.
God damn it.
Here's some more of Lindsey Graham.
And we're going to win.
Israel in the United States.
You just wait to see what comes in the next two weeks.
The next two weeks, meaning what?
We're going to blow the hell out of these people.
This regime is in a death row now.
It is going to be on its knees.
It's going to fall, and when it falls, we're going to blow them.
That's what it sounds like.
We're on our knees.
And when they fall, we're going to blow the hell out of them.
That came out wrong.
I'm sorry.
That's just my ladybugs.
Sorry.
Peace like no other time we're going to have prosperity unlike anyone could ever imagine.
Peace brings prosperity.
You can't do it by talking.
The Democrats criticize this operation.
They didn't do a damn thing.
These men and women in the military should make us all proud.
And we're going to win.
It's comes in the next two weeks.
The next two weeks we want.
We're going to blow the hell out of these people.
This regime is in a death row now.
See, he says that we're going to blow the hell out of it.
On its knees, I don't think you need to go.
It's going to fall.
And when it falls, we're going to have peace like no other time.
We're going to have prosperity unlike anyone could ever imagine.
Peace brings prosperity.
You can't do it by talking.
The Democrats criticize this operation.
They didn't do a damn thing.
These men and women in the military should make us all proud.
So, peace brings prosperity, which is why we started World War III.
And we don't have it.
Yeah, and look, you can't get peace by talking.
By talking.
You got to push them down.
You got to get hard, y'all.
A good hard blow is the only thing these people understand.
They got minerals, Jimmy.
They got minerals.
Here's Megan McCain tweets this out, and she says, I've known Lindsey Graham since I was a child.
I'm imploring anyone who will listen in the Trump administration to stop sending this man out as a surrogate.
He is scaring people and doing damage to whatever message you're trying to sell to the American public about the Iran war.
I mean, when you listen to Lindsey Graham talk, you imagine like, so this is, it's like he sounds like a general the day before Hitler killed himself, right?
Like a Nazi general.
He's like, we're God, we're kicked.
Don't worry, Hitler.
We're doing what we got.
He just, he sounds that crazy.
It's like we're all dudes in a bunker together, and I'm keeping our spirits up.
Like, he's George C. Scott in the film.
What's that film with the end of the war?
I'm not patting because I'll be patting your balls while I give you a good blow.
Graham.
Net up or shut up.
Nut up or shut up.
Max Lubental says, Graham honestly articulates the sadistic borderline genocidal violence, which defines the war on Iran.
We already know, we already knew that you were devoid of humanity, but it's still revealing to see that your only objection to the war is its crude salesmanship.
That's what.
No, yeah, she's right about Megan McCain.
Her dad's a piece of garbage that's all was all up in on this.
And it is like, that's what she's complaining about.
That is what she's complaining about, that it's being sold poorly.
That's what she's complaining about.
Think about the midterms.
Won't someone think of the midterms?
Please, please, the midterms.
Candace.
The midterms, Candace.
You're going to throw away the midterms just because your leaders eat kids.
The chanting.
Stop with the chanting and think about the midterms.
The chanting.
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Hey, hello.
Who's this?
Sucker, it's Kash Patel.
It's FBI Director Patel.
So good to hear from you.
What are you up to?
Ah, you know me, dude.
Dropping bombs on Iran and subbing the moms on OnlyFans.
I see.
But seriously, we're doing a lot of shit.
Yeah.
I can't believe that.
I can't believe we did, dude.
Fucking war with Iran.
Everyone said we couldn't, said it would be the worst idea in the history of mankind.
Destabilize the entire planet.
Well, you know what?
We're the type of dudes.
When we hear that shit, it's like, well, then we're definitely doing it.
You can't scare us.
Jump into the fire.
You know what I'm saying?
Carpe Deem, YOLO.
Because we are those fuckers.
Is that a very good foreign policy, though?
Dude, it's the only foreign policy.
It's the only policy, period.
Just fucking do it.
Don't look.
Just jump.
Okay, just making sure that was the case.
How does the FBI fit into all of this?
That's a good question, Jimmy.
I'm glad you asked.
Currently, the FBI is coordinating with Homeland Security and the rest of the Justice Department to create a security matrix domestically in close coordination with overseas combat operations, streamlining a cross-departmental model of communication and information sharing to assist and augment shared objectives.
Gotta love talking like this.
It sounds so in charge and official.
Jimmy, do you the cat?
What?
Say it again.
Jimmy, do you do ketamine?
Are you into the cat?
No, no, I do not.
I am not.
Can you maybe be a little clearer about what you just said?
Speak in layman's terms.
Basically, we're just spying on people who are Muslim or look Muslim.
Okay.
I see.
So, like, we drew up a memo and sent it to the White House about possible domestic threats caused by our invasion, and that White House quote leaked it.
But really, we wanted to prime the public for all the highly unconstitutional shit we're about to be doing.
Oh, do go on, please.
Oh, yeah, dude.
So, we warned that Iran would be doing domestic terror, would awaken long-dormant sleeper cells, asleep since who knows how long.
Yeah.
Attempt assassinations, target the Jewish community, as like I said, assassination, stabbing, vehicle rammings, etc.
And what intelligence is this based on?
My personal intelligence, which is a lot, of just knowing what kind of shit Iran would probably do.
Like, if I were Iran, which I'm not, by the way, I'm cash.
Have you detected any of this activity online yet?
I mean, chatter, as they would call it, back in the 2000s.
Not yet, not really, but we have multiple agents posing as Iranian sleeper agents online, trying to radicalize young Muslim men and urge them towards domestic terroristic activity.
I bet historically, these efforts usually yield some sort of success, usually getting a teenager to buy suspicious shit at Home Depot, at which point we swoop in and say, see, we stopped a terror attack on U.S. soil, bitches.
Yes, of course, of course.
I'm familiar with the way you guys roll.
Yeah, in the past, these were basically just like justify your existence type operations on the part of large intelligence gathering organizations and the U.S. anti-terrorism apparatus in general.
Like, see, fucking see, this is why you need us because of this situation that we created ourselves on purpose.
Beautiful.
Oh, fucking exquisite, dude.
Are you kidding me?
I couldn't wait to be a part of one of these honey trap operations.
But now we're going to be doing a ton of this shit to justify the war.
You can count on that shit, Brozip.
It's going to be the return of they hate our freedoms in a big way, dude.
We're bringing the early 2000s back like alien ant farm.
Yeah, I remember that well.
And when it comes to threats to the Jewish community, we don't have to do shit.
Our Zionist allies have that shit on lock all by themselves.
We can count on them to continue to mildly vandalize their own homes and businesses.
Vandalize their own property?
Oh, come on, dude.
Yeah, I mean, okay.
Yeah, these vicious anti-Semites drew swastikas all over our place in chalk or soap or some other shit that washes right off.
Yeah, I'm so sure, dude.
And the damage is never like a cinder block through a plate glass window.
It's small chips or cracks that are easily repaired.
Like, yeah, okay, clearly Hamas showed up last night armed only with the glassy pebbles found at the bottom of a fish tank.
Greg, dude.
Okay.
Anyway, so we got our shit unlocked domestically overseas.
We are totally dominating Iran right now, achieving each one of our objectives like a laundry list.
What are your objectives exactly?
That's classified.
I gotta go.
I'm getting word right now that Randy and them have been chatting online with a 16-year-old Muslim kid in Akron, Ohio.
Seems mad about the killing of those hundreds of schoolgirls.
Sunglasses Phil keeps passing the Muslim-sounding shit to type that he googled.
I'm gonna head over there and see if we can't turn this little fucker full wrist.
Later, skater, don't be a fucking hater.
Jesus.
So good luck.
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Bullshit they can't afford fomenting this book.
Watch and see as a jet dog.
Comedium speeds and jumps comedium and hits him head on.