Huckabee CAN'T EXPLAIN Jews' Right To Israel Land!
Mike Huckabee’s tenure as U.S. ambassador to Israel exposes his inability to defend Jewish claims to biblical land, citing Netanyahu’s Polish roots and Eastern European origins while dismissing Torah-based opposition to Zionism. The episode ties this to FBI Director Kash Patel’s hypocrisy over Epstein files—3 million pages allegedly redacted—and security lapses, like Zachariah Qureshi’s suspicious hospital visits post-shooting. Meanwhile, Eileen Goo’s American-Chinese Olympic citizenship highlights China’s selective policies. The thread suggests systemic failures in leadership and transparency, undermining both national security and historical integrity. [Automatically generated summary]
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You know, in Israel, that you're not allowed to to get a DNA test to track your genealogy without a court order.
So, this is from the Jerusalem Post.
Want to fully understand your family genealogy?
Not without a court order.
According to some ancestry websites, there are indicators to tell you if you possess Jewish DNA or not, but you need a court order.
And why is that?
Because they don't want people to know that the Jews who live in Israel aren't from there, they're not Semitic.
You know who is Semitic?
The Palestinians.
And so, Tucker Carlson was interviewing Mike Huckabee, the United States ambassador to Israel.
Although it sounds like he's representing Israel and not the United States at all, he's 100% traitor to the United States.
He is there representing the interests of Israel.
And so he tries to find out: well, who, if you're using the Bible and God promised the Jews, how do we know Benjamin Netanyahu is one of those Jews?
How do we know he comes from his ancestors come from there?
How do we know they don't come from Russia or Ukraine or anywhere else?
So let's listen in the entirety of the world.
There are about 16 million Jews total, and 8 million of them live here.
The rest live mostly in New York or South Florida and a few other places.
Okay.
So this is a small population of people.
And you know how tough it is for the Jews in South Florida and New York.
You know how tough it is.
You know how tough it is.
They don't feel safe.
They don't feel safe in New York or South Florida.
Oh, I caught something.
Or Hollywood.
They don't feel safe.
I've heard this.
They don't feel safe.
Really?
You don't feel safe?
Of course they feel safe.
Of course they do.
Here we go.
You know what makes them not feel safe?
When Israel, in the name of Judaism, does a genocide in 4K right in front of everyone's eyes.
Then that causes a lot of anti-Semitism because the people doing the genociding conflate Judaism with Zionism in Israel.
And they're not, they don't have anything to do with each other.
And they're hoping, they have something to do with each other, but they're hoping that there will be more anti-Semitism as a result of their evil because the Jews will want nothing to do with it.
They want to force them to all be on their side.
And what better way than to put their backs up against a wall where you do so much evil, people just start blaming everyone looks like you.
So we better throw in together.
So it makes all the so it their theory is to make all the Jews of the world unite together because the world is against them because they've done a genocide in front of everyone's face and now people are against them because they've conflated Judaism and Jews everywhere with Israel.
It used to be that used to be called anti-Semitic to do that.
If you conflated Jews everywhere with Israel, that used to be considered anti-Semitic.
But now The Zionists in Israel are doing it themselves to conflate that.
Okay, so let's get back to this.
Here we go.
In the entirety of the world, there are about 16 million Jews total, and 8 million of them live here.
The rest live mostly in New York or South Florida and a few other places.
Okay.
So this is a small population of people.
They have connection to this land historically, biblically.
Do they?
Yes, they do.
If Bibi's family, we know they lived in Eastern Europe.
There's no evidence they ever lived here.
He's not religious.
But centrally, do you have his family tree?
No, we don't.
Do you?
He doesn't.
So no one does.
That's the point.
So how do we know that?
So, how about Huckabee?
Do you have his family tree?
Nobody has his family tree.
No one.
He doesn't have it.
I don't have it.
You don't have it.
There's no Benjamin Netanyahu family tree because his last name is Milkowski.
All we can say for sure is he didn't come from that region of the world.
All we know is for sure is that he's not from the region in Israel.
And if there has been a practice of Judaism and a connection to the language, the Bible, the land.
His ancestors didn't.
He doesn't practice Judaism in any rigorous way.
His ancestors didn't live here.
They didn't speak the language, and there's no evidence they ever lived here.
So on what basis does he have a right to be?
So there's Mike Huckabee, the United States ambassador to Israel, again, not representing the United States, representing Zionist Israel, saying that, well, he's considered a Jew from this region because he practices the religion.
He speaks the language.
First of all, no, he doesn't practice the religion.
And B, they didn't speak the language.
His grandparents didn't speak the language.
His parents didn't speak the language.
Okay.
So let's get back to this.
Here we go.
It's the language.
He has fought for the land.
His family has fought for the land.
Dodging a very obvious question, which is where does this right come from?
And the reason it's meaningful that.
So he's asking, where does the right of Jews to have land in Israel?
Where does it come from?
And how do you know who the Jews are that that was promised to?
Who has this right to that land?
Because there are a lot of people in the territory that Israel controls today, particularly in the West Bank, who, through genetic testing, we can know their families have been here for thousands of years.
We don't know whether they practiced Judaism, whether they were Samaritans, pre-Islam.
We don't know that.
A lot of them we know have been Christians for 2,000 years.
They have less of a right to the land than someone whose ancestors, the only thing we know about them is they lived in Latvia or Poland.
They're Eastern European.
How does that work?
They're Jewish.
By what definition?
Isn't that amazing?
That's amazing.
So the people who actually have a DNA that connects them to that land, and they happen to be Christian or Muslim or something else, they'd have less of a right to it than someone like Benjamin Netanyahu, who has no connection to that land, who comes from Eastern Europe.
His family comes from Eastern Europe.
He comes from Eastern Europe.
Semitic is a language grouping, which means they have even less right to it because those were Yiddish speakers.
And they say they brought back a dead language, which is such a lie.
Everybody spoke Aramaic.
They made like some reconstructed Hebrew to apartheid everybody.
Yes.
That's why they did that.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
So let's get back to this.
They're Jewish.
By what definition?
They're Jewish by their...
But how do we know they have any connection to...
They're Jewish by their faith.
They're Jewish by the connection to the language.
Jewish by the connection to the Torah.
But how do we know that Bibi, specifically Bibi's ancestors, ever lived here?
How do we know that?
I'm not sure if I understand your question.
How do we know if the prime minister of Israel's ancestors ever lived?
Maybe I could ask you, how do we know they didn't?
There was on the basis of the claim that they did that all kinds of things happen.
People are displaced.
There's a money flow.
I mean, it's a big question.
A lot hangs on this.
It's not some theoretical thing.
Like, ooh, you know.
So how do you know they didn't?
Well, it's the one thing we know.
It's the one thing we know is that they didn't, that they came from not the Middle East.
That's the one thing we know.
And by the way, the reason why Tucker's bringing it up is because Benjamin Netanyahu and the Zionists used it as a right for them to live there and have that land.
So now it's up the burden's on you to prove that he's from there.
And the people you pushed out already live there, so I know they're from there.
What's that?
The people they pushed out were already there, so I know they're from there.
Yeah, yes.
Milkowski.
My grandparents do this because that's like, no, no, no, we have a right to be here because my ancestors were here.
Okay, how do we know they were here?
I'm totally unable to process what you're trying to get at.
He probably is.
He's a real dipshit.
Yeah, well, look, this is your country, everybody.
And they've been saying this shit since the 80s.
Okay.
The propaganda of America and Israel and Christian, Judeo-Christian, people still say that.
That is not a thing.
It's never been a thing.
It's completely a marketing term, like gender-affirming care.
It's a nonsense term.
Semitism, by the way, Semitek is a language grouping.
It's not genetic.
So they have even less right based on that.
Arabs or Semites.
Indigenous Israel prime ministers and their real origins.
So Benjamin Netanyahu, he's from Poland.
Oh, Kuga's seen that coming.
Yar Lapid, he's from Hungary.
Naftali Bennett, he's from, I don't even can't tell whether Polish.
He's Polish.
Ehud Omart, he's Russian.
Ariel Sharon, Polish.
Ehud Barak, Lithuanian.
Shimon Peres from Belarus.
Yixak Rabin from Ukraine.
Yixak Samir, Belarus.
Golden Mair, Ukraine.
Yiga Alian, Belarus.
And David Ben-Gurion, Polish.
None of them.
None of them are from there.
Isn't that interesting?
Good Polish jokes now, but they're all anti-Semitic.
You know, if you watch all those Netflix and Amazon films where the bad guy is the Eastern mafia, they aren't fighting with Liam Neesem.
They all ended up here.
Yeah, especially Ukrainian ones.
People think that's Russian mafia, but those are Ukrainian Jewish mafia.
It's real.
So I just want to show you this.
I know I showed you this in another segment, but I want to show it to you again.
So there's a group of Jews called the Torah Jews, right?
So, which is different from the Talmud, right?
The Torah is a light.
It's a guide.
The Talmud is like a black hole in the form of a book.
It's like Ghostbusters.
Don't look in the box.
Okay.
Well, it's a very subjective.
So Torah Jews say the phenomenon of political leaders erroneously citing biblical passages to support Israel, a political entity, is both bewildering and revealing to us American Jews.
It highlights how Zionist ideology has tragically seeped into mainstream perception while simultaneously demonstrating how far such rhetoric is from authentic Judaism.
Israel is a 20th century political entity, meaning it's a 20th century political construct.
It doesn't come, the state of Israel is not what's in the Bible.
That is not the Israel they're talking about in the Bible.
The Israel of today is a 20th century political construct, invention, invented by who?
Invented by Zionists and the occupying force of Britain when they were occupying Palestine illegally.
And then they illegally ceded that Palestine to the Zionists, and they call it Israel.
Right.
And there's a reason why they're called Israelis and not Israelites.
Why is that, Kurt?
Israelites were wandering, and they're saying Israeli, meaning like to give the impression they're from there, which they're not.
But they're not.
There were Jews from there.
They were brutal to them.
So Israel is a 20th century political entity, not a religious fulfillment of Torah promises.
Zionism, a movement rooted in 19th century European nationalism, is completely inconsistent with Torah teachings and does not represent the people of Israel described in the Torah.
Judaism does not equate contemporary political developments with divine prophecy.
So the God was not speaking about the Likud party.
God was not speaking about Benjamin Netanyahu or Ben-Gavurion or any of those people or the modern state of Israel.
That's not what the Bible was talking about.
How many people think God talked about America in this country?
So you see how easy it is to sell this dumb shit?
It is.
It is.
Blurring the line between a political movement and Judaism is an insult to Jewish faith and a mischaracterization of our loyalty to our country.
It misrepresents our sacred faith and places Jews worldwide at risk, serving as a harbinger of rising anti-Semitism.
So Zion is the, so Kurt, tell me if this is true.
Zion is the Hebrew word for an ancient Canaanite fortress.
I don't know if that's true or not.
Canaanites worshipped Baal and inhabited the lands of present-day Israel and Palestine.
The Zion thing, I'd have to look into it.
I don't know if that's true or not, but the Baal, yeah, there's like three or four different Baal.
It means master.
Like Hannibal Barca from the Roman, you know, the guy with the elephants in the Alps.
Hannibal was worship Baal Amon.
But there's Baal of Peor, there's Baal of whatever.
Okay.
Jeffrey Epstein, by the way, worship Baal.
So his files.
The voice of rabbis.
So this is another group of Jews that has a Twitter account.
The voice of rabbis say discussions about Jewish lineage or biblical identity often become confused when they are used to justify modern political claims.
Our position has always been clear.
What God promised to Abraham in the Torah was not an unconditional political mandate for modern sovereignty or conquest.
That's what I was saying.
The covenant came with clear spiritual conditions.
When those conditions were not upheld, the Jewish people were sent into exile, marked by the destruction of the second temple nearly 2,000 years ago.
Since that time, we have lived in exile by divine decree.
Right.
If you believe in it, you would be against the modern state of Israel.
Yes.
So if you believed in the Bible, you would be against the modern state of Israel.
So our tradition teaches that we are not permitted to establish sovereignty by force or through political nationalism before the coming of, how do you say that?
Mashiach?
Is that the Messiah?
The exile is not a historical accident.
It's part of God's plan.
So the Jews being exiled wasn't a goof.
I think Jesus prophesied it.
That's why it's weird to complain at the wailing wall.
Like, why would I wail about that?
Jesus said you're going to lose your temple.
Why would I wail about it?
Nearly a century ago, a nationalist ideology was introduced into the Jewish world through the Zionist movement.
From its inception, leading rabbinic authorities opposed it as fundamentally incompatible with Judaism.
A central tenet of our faith is that we accept the conditions of exile and live peacefully among the nations where divine providence has placed us.
The Jewish people's connection to the Torah and to the Holy Land is spiritual and eternal.
But it never, it was never defined as a political project carried out by human power.
Ashkenazi Jews in Israel00:09:14
Therefore, Israel, a political movement, cannot claim to represent world Jewry or to act in the name of the Torah.
Judaism is a covenant of faith, humility, and responsibility, not a political license for territorial expansion.
So these are the real Jews representing real Judaism, and they're telling you that the people who conflate Judaism with Zionism and the modern state of Israel are heretics.
Right.
Well, heretics.
If you are Christian and join the military, you're a heretic.
So imagine selling that to people.
Nobody who's ever fought in an American war is a Christian.
Sorry.
You think people want to hear that?
You're mixing.
It's the same thing.
They're going, the people I say this to, I try to talk to people all the time with this, and they go, oh, that's hypocritical because America does wars and you're supposed to be Christian.
They validate it with this.
It's all part of the same program.
How do I get it to make you a killer when I want you to be?
And Judaism one, they could just ostracize these rabbis.
They call them ultra-Orthodox instead of Orthodox, which is what they are.
To put them as like, oh, cuckoo.
So Huckabee, he responded to this to his horrible appearance with Tucker Carlson.
Oh, he did.
He said, when I sat down with Tucker Carlson on Wednesday, I was expecting a thoughtful conversation and that he would ask questions and give me the opportunity to actually respond, just like he did with the little Nazi sympathizer, Nick Fuentes, or the guy who thought that, I know, who thought Hitler was the good guy and Churchill was the bad guy.
What I wasn't anticipating was a lengthy series of questions where he seemed to be insinuating that the Jews of today aren't really the same people as the Jews of the Bible.
I'm openly saying it.
Any idiot could see that.
I'll first just say something I didn't think to say to Tucker, which is that Ashkenazi Jews, meaning those whose families had spent centuries in Europe, are a minority of Israel's Jewish population, only maybe 35 to 40%.
There are far more Sephardic and Mizrahi Jews inside Israel.
What?
Oh, that's only 40%.
So almost half of them?
Almost half of them are not from there.
And the Sephardic and Mizrahi didn't want those there.
Remember that?
They didn't want them there because they were getting along just fine.
They were getting along good.
Until the Ashkenazi came in.
They were getting along just fine.
Yeah, everybody lived in harmony in Palestine.
Everybody lived in harmony in Palestine until the Ashkenazi Jews got there.
And then they split everybody up and had everybody killing each other.
Oh, not Ashkenazi.
As an Ashkenazi, a good way to remember?
It's a lot like Ashkenazi.
What did I say?
What did I say?
I said Nabi.
I said Nabi.
I meant, okay, sorry.
Sorry for my mispronunciation.
I even mispronounced mispronounced.
It's fine.
Well, just remember Nazi.
It helps you remember what Ashkenazis are.
Okay.
But there's a good reason, as it turns out, that I have never encountered this theory that Tucker kept pushing on.
That's because it comes from some of the darkest realms of the internet and social media.
I think it's important to take a moment now and educate Tucker and anyone who else who might get sucked in by this dangerous conspiracy theory, just as I have been educated this week.
Wait, not at the interview.
You didn't want to do that.
Right, not at the interview, no.
You should do it on Twitter now.
Thank you.
I'm sharing this information because it has been weaponized by very bad people to delegitimize Jews and strip them of their history.
It's an idea that gained traction in the 80s and 90s with David Duke and other Klansmen and neo-Nazis.
It's really caught fire in recent years on the internet and social media, mostly some of the most overt anti-Semites and Jew haters you can find.
I don't know why Tucker was so fixated on this, and I'm certainly not saying he knew the origins of the conspiracy theory.
I don't know what's in his heart or what he was thinking, but I do know that the discredited idea that most Ashkenazi or European Jews descended from the ancient Turik kingdom of Khanzari is bunk.
Khazaria.
Khazaria is bunk.
It's also been weaponized by people trying to delegitimize Jews to strip them of their history and call them imposters or fake Jews.
Yes, the Khazarium Mafia thing I've brought up on the show before, it is bunk.
A Jew came up with it.
Why?
Well-intentioned, trying to separate the religion from the race.
He didn't understand that Jew after the Holocaust did that, that the Zionists want the race to be the religion.
Yes.
So he kind of came up with that Khazarium Mafia thing that people spread around.
Genetically, no, they've done DNA tests.
They're not Khazarium Mafia like that.
That's about 2% of them.
But guess what?
The Polish ones also don't belong.
So don't worry about the Khazarian thing.
It is bunk.
That's not what Tucker's talking about.
We're talking about Polish, Lithuanian, and every other thing that doesn't belong to people.
Ukrainian, Russia.
Ukrainian.
Hey, maybe go to Ukrainia.
They just killed most of the population.
It's probably empty.
We know from genetics and rich volumes of written literature that the Jews of today can trace their lineage back thousands of years to the Israel and the Jewish people of the Bible.
They are connected together as genetics tell us that the ancient Khazar kingdom is to the people living today in Turkey.
And if Tucker wants to tour more than Ben-Gurion Airport on his next trip to Israel, I'm happy to show him places where Jews have lived going back to the time of Jesus Christ and even earlier.
I sincerely hope Tucker will let me know when he actually wants to learn facts about the land of the people.
So when he says that this he said that this comes from the darkest places of the internet, well, Michael Reckenwald, he let us know this is the darkest places of the internet.
The darkest places of the internet are scholarly papers by a pro-Jewish writer who was Jewish trying to, like I said.
So out of Khazaria, evidence for Jewish genome lacking.
Down here, so this is, so this is at the PMED, P-M-I-D.
So this is all.
So if you go down here, it says, instead of being primarily the descendants of the 12 tribes of Israel, present-day Jewish populations are finds Ejac primarily the children of a Turkish people who lived in what is now Russia, north of Georgia, east of Ukraine.
This civilization, the Khazars, converted from tribal religions to Judaism between the 7th and 9th centuries.
So that's where they come from.
Yeah, I don't think they really do come from there.
I think that's actually not true.
I think there's not enough evidence to say that.
Some come from there, 100%.
So it says our findings support the Khazarian hypothesis and portray the European Jewish genome as a mosaic of Near Eastern Caucasus, European and Semitic ancestries, thereby consolidating previous contradictory reports of Jewish ancestry.
We further describe a major difference among Caucasus populations explained by the early presence of Judeans in the southern and central Caucasus.
Our results have important implications for the demographic forces that shape the genetic diversity of the Caucasus and for medical studies.
So they come from Near Eastern Caucasus, European and Semitic ancestries.
Right.
And some a bunch of people, you know, some there's a bunch of people, nobles, nobles from Scotland that think they're the original Israelites.
So we, so Benjamin Melkowski, Benjamin Netanyahu, his family has no lineage to Israel.
They didn't speak the language.
They don't, he is not a practicing Jew.
He's a, he's, they're atheists.
Most people.
His ancestors did practice it, but the founders of Israel were overwhelmingly left-wing atheists.
Remember, a shtetl is a communist farm that the people would work on.
Yes.
So anyway, there you go.
Tucker Carlson completely doing a service to humanity and letting people know that they don't have a right to that.
There's nobody who has a right to that land.
And you're conflating Judaism with the by with Zionism.
And that's anti-Torah.
Look, if you want to go by the Bible, you can, but the Bible would not say they deserve the land.
I will cause the land to vomit you out if you disobey my commandments, which they did.
And so they were.
So it's absolute nationalistic materialist nonsense.
And these were atheist Jews who were behind this.
So of course it's like that.
They wanted to, that's what reform Judaism is.
They're like, hey, we want to make it where we don't have to follow the book.
So we're going to reform it so you can just say you're Jewish by race and feel an obligation and not know shit and maybe do, you know, like going to Easter and Christmas if you're Catholic.
That for Jews instead of having to observe it.
FBI Director Kash Patel Partying Controversy00:12:04
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So big news, Kash Patel news, ladies and gentlemen.
He, well, first, he got caught on a video inside the locker room chugging champagne with the gold medal winning USA hockey team at the Olympics.
Now, you know, he took the FBI plane there.
And what's funny?
What's funny about this is that Kash Patel in 2023 was ripping the current FBI head for using the FBI jet for personal use.
And so here's, and I'm not saying take all their funding.
I'm not the defund everything guy.
I'm just saying Chris Ray doesn't need a government-funded G5 jet to go to vacation.
Maybe we ground that plane.
15,000 every time it takes off.
This is odd minimum.
So there he was saying you shouldn't, $15,000 every time that plane takes off.
And of course, he did the exact thing he was ripping Chris Ray for.
Kash Patel is fired.
So he fired the senior FBI official after public flight data showed Patel used a government jet to fly to see his girlfriend perform at a wrestling match.
You know, his girlfriend, who's the country music sensation, and certainly not a, she's not a honeypot from Israel at all.
She really loves him.
And even though he lives with a fella in Las Vegas.
Anyway, that's neither here nor there.
But so he got caught doing the exact same thing, taking his private jet, the FBI's jet, and taking it for private use.
And then after that, the FBI pulled the jet Pat Kash Patel frequently uses from flight tracking database.
So now you can't track his jet anymore.
So, not only did he do the exact thing he was ripping the former FBI director for doing, but he went one step further and now you can't even track when he does it again.
So, here, and here's what we're talking about: a source sent me this video of FBI director Kash Patel partying with the U.S. men's Olympic hockey team.
Here it is.
Let's watch.
So, okay.
You got it.
So, on the same day, an armed man was shot dead on Mar-a-Largo.
Did you know that?
That a guy broke into Mar-a-Largo with a gun and they had to kill him.
Cash clowns himself in Italy on the taxpayer dime.
That's according to Max Blumenthal.
Also, for everyone, so Kash Patel tweeted out for every concerned media.
Yes, I love America and was extremely humbled when my friends, the newly minted gold medal winners on Team USA, invited me into the locker room to celebrate this historic moment with the boys, greatest country on earth and greatest sport on earth.
And so here's what Dan Bongino had to say about it.
Of course, no one was more excited than Cash, the FBI director who we interviewed last week.
Folks, by the way, on a serious note, for those of you who missed it and the liberal media who were melting down, listen, you can have your, I really don't give a shit what you think.
I really, I think you can tell now after four weeks back on the air that in the giving Fs, we give zero about what you think.
I never see you doing this when any other person, government official ever goes over to invent like this.
And by the way, you may have missed the fact that, and this is probably something they won't tell you, but I will.
Well, it's because Kash Patel has gone on record criticizing his, the guy who had that job before him for doing the exact thing that Kash Patel has got caught doing.
Do you understand?
That's why.
That's why it's a big deal.
Of course, Dan Bongino doesn't know that's why it's a big deal.
We have the Olympics coming up out in LA.
It's kind of a big deal.
And the security plan, we are a really deep part of.
So just maybe it's a good idea to go over there and get best practices and talk to folks.
I'm not telling you it was the only reason.
There were other meetings as well.
But, you know, the media melting down about him being invited into the locker room and Chugging Abruski, whatever, man.
I don't really give a shit.
You can care all you want.
I just don't care.
Doesn't matter to me one bit.
Chug a beer all you want.
The dude's a human being.
He likes hockey.
He likes the United States.
Get the fuck over it.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm waiting for.
Okay.
Okay, Dan.
All right.
So whatever we do it, when someone else does it, bad.
When we do it, it's good.
Get over it.
Shut up.
The craziest thing about Kash Patel using taxpayer money to party with the U.S. hockey team is that PDF files are in our country.
A reminder that Kash Patel's FBI quickly paid out roughly $1 million in overtime hours to redact the Epstein files.
The project was literally called the Special Redaction Project.
He's the lowest of traders.
And there's the Epstein files that prove it.
There was former U.S. president, Secretary of States, and other celebrities that they needed to pay an extra million dollars for people to redact their names.
That's what this is.
Americans seeing the honeypotted FBI director partying and chugging bears like a clout-obsessed bitch.
While the Epstein files have been buried, the case has been closed and the PDF files are still out there trafficking children.
So anyway, there you go.
Hey, by the way, guess who we have on the phone?
We have Kash Patel with us.
FBI Director Cash, are you there?
Fucking USA, dude.
We're number one, dude.
USA.
Oh, God, dude.
I'm like, hungover, but still drunk.
You know what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ.
Gee, oh, this is a rough one, dude.
Dog.
This is a two-day.
It's a two-day?
I feel it already, dog.
Yeah.
It's a two-day.
So what do you got?
How do you bring me Wendy's, man?
Yeah.
How do you defend yourself?
How do you defend yourself after you criticized Chris Ray, the prior FBI director for taking the FBI jet?
How do you defend yourself over the street?
Okay, what's the big deal, dude?
I fucking love America.
We won.
Team USA.
I chugged the beer.
Big fucking deal, dude.
Randy and them were doing fucking keg stands outside off camera.
No one saw that.
What the fuck, dude?
Get off my dick.
Randy and them.
Yeah, they were in there too, dude.
So you don't have any remorse about using the FBI jet for personal travel?
Well, first of all, I should point out I have no choice.
I have to use the FBI jet for all travel.
That's actually a rule that I have to abide by.
I just have to compensate the government for any personal trips that I take with the jet.
But in this case, we were in Milan for unrelated reasons.
We were there anyway.
Whatever, I just went across the street to the fucking Olympics, dude.
What's the big fucking deal?
Like, the jet was there for official purposes.
We were there to plan for, you know, security for the Winter Olympics that we're about to end.
So, Dan Bongino said you were there trying to figure out best practices so you'd be ready for the Olympics when they were.
That sounds awesome.
Well put best practices.
That's what we were doing, dude.
Yeah.
So, but that's not until 2028.
Do you think you'll still be FBI director in 2028?
What year is there right now?
26.
That's like two years.
Fucking, why not, dude?
I mean, I'm not, you know, I mean, I'll be done when Trump is done, like, for sure, but I'll have made my nut then and I'll go back to the podcasting.
Yeah, but it's the summer Olympics that are going to be here in the United States.
Where's the next Winter Olympic?
It's going to be not until 2030, right?
Right.
Yeah, but we were getting best practices for the LA Olympics.
I mean, Milan and L.A. are kind of similar places, right?
No, one's the Winter Olympics, one's a Summer Olympics.
Those would be total two.
Okay, so we just make the best practices warmer because it'll be in the what's the big fucking deal, dude?
2030 French Alps.
So, yeah, so it's going to be in France.
So you wouldn't need best practices on how to secure a Winter Olympics because you're not going to.
Well, we were trained.
Right.
We were getting best practices for like Olympics in general.
There's like a specific and then a generic best practices.
And we were doing generic best practices that would apply to all Olympics of all climates.
USA number one.
Fuck yeah.
I'm a lifelong hockey fan.
You don't see how it just makes you look like the party jerk off that you've presented yourself to be like just a guy in waiting for you.
I mean, is that bad?
I mean, is that really a bad thing?
I mean, I think it makes me look kind of brad.
Yeah, I know that's what you mean.
I was fucking hanging out.
I mean, they basically see me.
They call me Cash Money, like this hockey team.
Like, I like, I wasn't on the ice, but I was sort of instrumental.
I'm a part of the team in a lot of ways.
I helped America.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, Cash.
Well, I appreciate it.
And what about the covering up of the 3 million left of the Epstein files?
You don't care about that either?
Look, dude, I mean, okay.
Like, you're like a kid who gets a Lego set and they put it together immediately.
Like, where's the next one?
Like, why didn't you savor the first one, dude?
Like, we just gave you millions and millions of files, and you're done with them already?
Like, savor the ones, like, a lot of them were reacted.
You missed something in there, dude.
A lot of them were redacted, and then there's 3 million more.
So why wouldn't you give us the last 3 million?
Well, you know, there's shit in there that I don't want you to see.
Oh, I get it.
I mean, I don't think you're, you know, I don't think everyone needs to know everything.
Like, what would be the point of being the head of the FBI if everyone knew everything I knew?
Yeah, but it would not be cool, dude.
Well, the whole point of you getting in at the head of the FBI was so that you could be completely transparent.
That's what you said before you were the FBI.
Yeah, I know I said that, but yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Point taken.
Ask me.
Yeah.
Ask me anything.
Like, ask me if something is in the files and I'll tell you whether it is or isn't.
How do I know what to ask if I don't know what's in there?
I have to see them.
Well, maybe you should have done your homework, dude.
Yeah, well, you won't release it.
Maybe this is a tango for two.
Yeah, you won't release the files.
So how can I do my homework if I don't have the files to homework on?
I'm just saying, you ask me, and I promise to tell the truth by telling you if it's in there or not.
Because, dude, I'll be honest, there's some fucked up shit in there, dude.
That's where you got it.
Yeah, I know.
But you wouldn't believe.
Zachariah's Hospital Hops00:14:09
I was like, oh, fuck, dude.
Jesus Christ.
So how much longer do you think?
Is there a bet?
Is there a bet on what's that thing?
Calciate?
Is there a bet on there?
Yeah.
On what?
On when you're going to leave as the head of the FBI.
Are you kidding me?
I love this job, dude.
All the travel that's involved.
I mean, also, I kind of like not.
I realize, like, I don't really have to fucking do anything.
Yeah, I know.
Who's your boyfriend?
Hey, you saw me partying.
Like, does that look like a stressful job to you?
No.
I got to just go to Milan and say I was there for, I was there for work, dude.
Yeah.
Right.
I got fucking hammered, dude.
Ah, fucking crushed, man.
Okay, Cash, we got to move along.
Thanks for calling it, and I hope you enjoy the rest of your Winter Olympics.
Dude, I like, well, I mean, it's almost over.
But yeah, and I'll catch you those fucking Epstein files.
Just quit being a fucking crazy guy about it.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
All right.
Good luck getting over the Epstein files thing for the rest of your life.
Because it's not going to ever be.
Okay, thanks, dude.
I guess that was sarcasm.
I don't know.
But either way, thanks, man.
So here they start to talk about this guy, Zachariah Karshi.
So this is another thing nobody ever talked about except I heard on your show.
And so let's play it.
Tactical Vest in a black mask, possibly carrying a rifle.
Toyota Corolla, F820 Bravo Lima.
Suspect hostile name, Zachariah Quershe, Day to verse 512 of 2000.
The mail is going from hospital to hospital looking for the victims.
Again, you can.
So there is a police report.
They got the guy's license plate.
They got his car.
They got his description.
And they say he's going from hospital to hospital with a long gun looking for the victim.
And they even have his name and his birthday.
And his name is Zachariah Karshi, right?
So I've never been told about this before.
No one's ever brought this up.
In fact, here's another one.
Zero.
Notify has located anybody child 1511.
Height, 5'11, 198 pounds.
Hey, Velius, blonde hair.
Male kind of broadcast 1511.
Also, house males wearing a black bag with hand straps.
Possibly driving a 2016 Black Toyota-Corolla 28 Sierra 820 Bravo Lima.
Suspect is Zachariah Kreshi, 512 of 2000.
Male is going hospital to hospital looking for the victim.
So he's going from hospital to hospital looking for the victim.
They know the guy's name.
The cops actually go to his.
They got his name, his birth date.
They got his license plate.
They got his car.
So they know where he lives.
They go to his apartment and he's not there.
They actually, there's a police call saying we're going to go talk to the landlord.
And so why would you go talk to the landlord if he was there?
So he wasn't there, although his father is quoted in the newspaper.
This guy, Zachariah Karshi's father, is quoted saying he went right home.
He was at the event and he was next in line to ask a question.
Charlie gets shot.
He goes home.
That's according to his father, whose father, who was, by the way, military intelligence.
Keep that in mind.
And so then, so this proves that's not true.
Then this proves that this guy was going from hospital to hospital looking for a victim and that he wasn't at his apartment.
He wasn't at his apartment until even after three o'clock.
He still wasn't at his apartment.
So I'm going to get, let me show a picture of this guy.
So that's him, right?
Are you there, Baron?
Did we lose you?
Oh, I'm here.
I'm sorry.
Did you lose me for a second?
Yes, we lost you for a second.
So that's him, right?
Yeah, that's him.
That's Zachariah Qureshi.
And tell me about his background, if you can.
So he was a Mormon missionary in the Netherlands.
He works for a company that's a venture capital company, and he does some work.
They did a $200 million deal with the University of Utah Ventures not terribly long ago, earlier last year.
And, you know, he looks pretty straight and up and up on the face.
It's when you dig in a little bit that it starts to get a little suspicious.
He speaks Dutch and Arabic.
His father is a 34 or 35-year military veteran in intelligence.
He speaks multiple languages, has lived in Saudi Arabia and Jordan.
His, I mean, as you get into it more and more, his father's a defense contractor and got $7.5 million in defense contracts in June.
Yes, yeah.
Let me show you.
So tell me about this picture.
That picture is with the Navy, I believe.
He had done some work with the Navy, and it's unclear what he was doing.
So this goes back to Candace's assertion that she's certain that this assassination was a military operation, and all these people are involved in the military.
This guy's involved in the military.
His father was in charge of the East Coast and West Coast at some point, Navy.
He's military intelligence 34 years.
He's worked overseas.
They all speak Arabic.
And you've showed this also in your report that the FBI, CI, NSI, and BYU.
Isn't that interesting?
So here is his father.
This is his father was a commissioned officer and had all these big intelligence.
And then he started.
So that's really weird that this guy is out there going from hospital to hospital.
The cops go to his apartment.
He's not there, but nothing ever happens to that guy.
Is there any other record about what the cops did with him?
Yeah, I mean, there's lots of records about it because they detained him.
They asked him questions.
The FBI actually showed up with the local police to detain him, which I found a little curious.
And we never got an explanation for why they chose to do nothing with him.
We never, you know, if to me, if a guy is radioed in as going hospital to hospital looking for the victim, potentially with a long gun, then when they detain him and let him go, the news report should not be, we have no idea why they detained him.
It was a comedy of errors.
It was a huge mix-up.
The news report should be, no, he was reported to be going hospital to hospital looking for the victim, potentially with a long gun.
They had his description.
They had his name.
They had his license plate.
They had an accurate description of his car.
But here's why it was wrong.
And here's why we changed our mind.
Instead, they just wiped their hands of it and moved on.
A couple of local stations did a story like, oh, man, we have no idea why this guy was detained.
I'll tell you why he was detained because those were the police reports coming in.
The police reports coming in were terrifying and indicated he was doing something wrong.
That's why they detained him.
I'd like to hear an explanation of why they concluded that he was not involved.
At all.
So this guy going hospital to hospital, they got his license plate.
They got his car.
They got his birth date.
They know exactly who he is.
And you never hear anything about this on the news.
I mean, I'm talking about legacy media or in the corporate press anywhere.
Nothing.
I've never, I didn't hear about him until I listened to your show.
And you had to discover it through police correspondence.
And so now here's where it gets really crazy.
So his father was military intelligence for 34 years.
His father lied to the newspaper saying his son was at home at his apartment.
He wasn't at home at his apartment.
So that, so none of this makes sense.
He actually fits the description of Tyler Robinson, the shooter, better than Tyler Robinson does, right?
In fact, here is a picture.
Oh, wait.
No, so here is, so there's a guy.
So let's talk about this.
So here, this is a company that talks about this.
This was this Zachary.
The guy you just had up a minute ago, Zachariah Qureshi, the one that was going door to door hospitals.
Yes, that guy right there.
That guy.
So he's going door to door.
So his father, the military veteran, is also a business owner.
He's also a defense contractor.
Tell me how that's not a conflict of interest or whatever.
His father, who's a defense contractor, has a business partner named Henderson.
His last name's Henderson.
His business partner's son is a guy named Connor Henderson.
That's the picture you just said.
That's this.
That's this guy.
So Connor, I'm looking at him and I'm like, where does he work?
He works at the Tempanogos Regional Hospital Emergency Room where they took Charlie Kirk.
So that immediately raised my suspicion.
I thought, okay, and I marked that off and put it on my run of show.
I was like, I'm definitely going to mention that tomorrow.
And then I started drilling down and I zoomed that picture in.
I thought, my God, that looks like the guy in the stairwell.
It looks just like the guy in the stairwell.
That looks like that guy.
To me, it does.
100%.
It looks more like him than Tyler Robinson does.
So the guy who was going hospital to hospital looking for the victim, his father, the military intelligence guy, has a defense contracting company, and his partner's son is this guy.
His partner's son is this guy who works at that hospital, who looks more like this picture of Tyler Robinson than Tyler Robinson does.
So this is all, again, this is it's not right.
And here's one more.
Here's his brother, right?
Yeah, I forgot about the brother.
Yeah.
So tell me about his brother.
His brother's a Green Beret in one of the most elite military units in the world.
In the world.
I mean, like I said on my show, you don't accidentally become a Green Beret.
Those are some of the baddest dudes on the planet.
That's his younger brother, Zane Qureshi.
He is a Green Beret.
Actually, he had just gotten back from an overseas trip in August, I believe, if I'm not mistaken.
And he speaks Farsi in Arabic and also went to these same schools and did all the same stuff.
It is worth looking into.
When you're talking about the Tyler Robinson story, it makes no sense that he would alone have plotted this out, schemed it out, figured out how to get on the roof, known exactly where Charlie Kirk was going to be, shot him with a 30-odd six, somehow got on the roof without being seen, getting it up there, but gets it up there.
None of it makes sense, but it makes a lot more sense if you involve people like this.
And they had, so this business that they have, is this what it's called?
Built?
Yeah, it's called Built Incorporated.
That's correct.
And so that's his partner, right?
So that's so this Zachariah, his father's, who is the military intelligence guy, his business partner is this guy, and they run Built.
And they started this corporation, and they had this normal kind of business, right?
They had $100,000 here, $100,000 there, $300,000.
And then all of a sudden, right in June, they had these big, let me see if I can find it.
So they had two big, huge contracts happen.
One was for almost $5 million, and one was for $2.5 million, back to back.
When was that?
That was June 16th and June 1st.
So what does that tell you?
Well, the timing looks suspicious.
This is a company, a defense contracting company.
Like you said, it never really had any big deals, certainly not in the last five years.
And they're piddling along, making 300 here, 200 there, 500 there, a couple of 50s and 100s maybe.
And then all of the sudden, you know, right about the time that you would start planning for a Charlie Kirk event like this, if you were going to have a big coordinated effort to take him out, they get a $5 million contract and two weeks later get a $2.5 million contract.
And after the show last night, someone sent me where they think they got a $15 million contract the next month after that that's not yet in the system.
So I think that's accurate.
I've not vetted that, but there's a lot of money rolling into this company all of a sudden.
Yeah, just like TPUSA, coincidentally.
Yeah.
So it looks like this is definitely, so as Candace Owens has said, this was a military job.
It was obviously this is a nobody who's of clear mind thinks that it happened the way the FBI said it did.
And everybody who's of clear mind knows that this was a professional hit.
This was a hit.
This was an organized hit.
And so it looks like, and she says it's going to be military.
And so, of course, this guy who's on this police scanner going to Hospital Hospital is connected to all this.
Brother's a Green Beret.
Father's military intelligence.
They have a defense contractor.
They get these huge deals right at the time of all that.
This is so it looks definitely like these things.
And the guy looks like the description of Tyler Robinson more than Tyler Robinson looks like the description.
It's unbelievable.
And you're the one who's uncovering this.
And this is well, and there's not one mainstream news media person who will cover this.
It's unbelievable.
Yeah, I had somebody ask me today: has anyone reached out to you to ask you about this?
I was like, no, are you crazy?
Goo Scandal Unveiled00:06:21
Absolutely not.
No, absolutely not.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Hey, what's up, dude?
It's J.D. Van Boom.
Bringing the boom back, I see.
Every once in a while, I won't always say boom, but I will sometimes.
That way, people won't get too sick of it.
Boom is like the McGrib.
I see.
Well, hey, what's on your mind, Mr. Vice President?
Well, as should be no surprise, I've been taught major shit.
I would expect nothing less.
Exactly.
And you're not going to believe this, but I think I found something to talk shit about that people can kind of agree on.
Oh, really?
What's that?
Jimmy, have you heard about this lady named Eileen Goo or Gu?
I don't believe.
I don't believe I.
Well, neither had I, but someone asked me about her, probably just because they wanted to hear me say Eileen Goo.
Hell, I want to hear me say Eileen Goo.
Goo.
All right, what about her?
Okay, so she's a downhill skier for the China Olympic team.
She's been getting medals and stuff, so she's good, making China very proud.
There's only one problem: she's American.
Whoa.
So I guess she has dual citizenship?
Nope, China doesn't have that.
For them, you're either all red or all dead.
Well, she's Chinese American, I assume.
Only half.
Her mom is an immigrant from China, but her dad is American.
He himself is Chinese American, I assume.
Her last name is Goo.
Goo.
Correct.
But Goo is the mom's name.
She took the mom's Chinese name to sound Chinese.
Dad's white.
Eileen was born in the U.S., was raised here, and currently attends Stanford University.
And presumably, she learned to ski in her native California.
when Olympic times roll around, she's as Chinese as a rice paper hob.
What?
What?
Oh, Oh, don't add that expression before.
Don't even.
Yes, that does seem rather strange.
Right?
I'm not making that up.
I mean, I've never really thought about it, but I guess it seems like there aren't any real rules as far as what country an Olympic athlete can compete for.
You would think that there would be.
Thank you.
And you know what's crazy is that I can't get anyone, even political opponents, I messed that up to argue against what I'm saying.
The only problem is that most people don't really give a s**t.
Yep, it is a problem.
Like, I don't care literally at all what team this lady ski's for.
Exactly.
Only a fucking maniac would get riled up about it, like I'm trying to get people to do.
But it got me thinking, what if I could find other issues that left and right feel the same way about, but people did give a shit about, you know, like important things.
Hmm.
That would be a whole new way to do politics.
Up to now, my job has been like basically 100% saying things that make liberals mad.
But just between you and me, I don't really see it paying off.
I'm definitely not getting rich from it like the president promised me I would.
What if I did the opposite?
What a concept.
If I said things that leftists agree with and gave everyone good feelings, up until now, I always thought the whole bring both sides together was an impossible pipe dream.
But now with this goo situation, I'm starting to think Uniting America might actually be possible.
Still very gay, but possible.
Yeah, I've always felt that way.
Well, how come you never told me about it, dude?
You holding out on me?
Vice President Vance, I've said many times on my show and on stage is that if the right and the left both get together and realize they're being screwed by the system, that's when there will be real change in this country.
And change in Chinese Olympic policy.
That has not traditionally been part of my message, no.
Well, you can add that in now.
The do corollary.
Anyway, that's wild, dude.
I've never heard you say that.
Probably because I don't listen to people.
When I see someone talking, I'm usually thinking, what can I say to make them mad?
But, and I can't believe I'm saying this, I'm thinking about changing my ways.
Those of us who wanted left and right united would need a high-profile leader.
Oh, my God.
What a coincidence.
It's all coming together in such an awesome way.
I'll just have to figure out how to campaign for president as a completely different dude than I am as VP.
It'll be fun, actually.
Really?
Sure.
Do a stump speech in Iowa where I unveil my new Uniting the Nation Vance 28 slogan.
But then the next day as VP, I go to a ribbon-cutting ceremony for a brand new concentration camp for trans people.
Imagine the whiplash.
Unite or Whiplash00:01:29
Oh, well, always keep them guessing.
That's what the pretend father I made up in my imagination would always say.
Anyway, I hope you guys are having a great summer, and I look forward to visiting soon.
VPJDV out.
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