Ben Shapiro CONFRONTED Over Israel's Attack On The USS Liberty!
Reports of an intense backlash at TPUSA's AmericaFest conference were not exaggerated, as younger conservatives in particular questioned Israel policy, foreign aid, and the historical 1967 USS Liberty incident, challenging Ben Shapiro's dismissal of it as "irrelevant." Jimmy highlights a viral exchange where an attendee confronts Shapiro, argues that the attack was deliberate, and frames the issue as putting "America first" rather than prioritizing Israel. TPUSA leadership and conservative media figures have been accused of suppressing criticism of Israel, while portraying a generational shift inside the conservative movement toward skepticism of U.S.–Israel relations. Jimmy also amplifies claims from USS Liberty survivors and critics who dispute official findings, positioning the debate as part of larger infighting over Zionism, foreign policy, censorship, and influence within conservative politics. Plus segments on Megyn Kelly accusing Shapiro of amplifying antisemitism, Steve Bannon going scorched earth on Shapiro and accused Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson's defense team's curious ties to the Turning Point USA team. Also featuring Kurt Metzger, Stef Zamorano and Mike MacRae. Plus a series of well-wishing holiday phone calls to Jimmy from George Clooney, Kash Patel, JD Vance and more!
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So the problem with Turning Point USA is that they're not going to get away from the Israel question because the younger generation has turned on Israel, including conservatives.
And so they thought by getting rid of Charlie Kirk that they would be able to go full Zionism at TPUSA and this would all go away.
Well, it's not going away because they're getting, this is what happened just at their Amfest.
Listen to this.
Conservatives that question foreign aid to Israel get called anti-Semitic by some other conservatives.
So am I anti-Semitic for questioning $38 billion sent in the last year while we have homeless American veterans on the streets in need of aid?
What's the premise of your own question?
I think there are some issues with Israel.
I think APAC should register with FARA.
I don't know how much collateral damage should be having in Gaza, but there's a certain limit of how many innocent children and women that should not be dying.
Does not look good for the Zionist takeover of TPUSA.
There is a Zionist takeover of TPUSA for sure.
Doesn't look good for them because these questions aren't stopping because the younger generation finally got informed about Israel, just like I did.
October 7th, I didn't know much about it.
I knew that Israel was an occupying force in Palestine.
I had covered some of their atrocities.
I didn't know anything about the founding of Israel.
I didn't know about the NACBA.
I didn't know about the Balford Declaration.
I didn't know about all the false flags they've done.
I didn't know how involved they were in all the wars we've done.
But now I am.
Now I'm aware of all that.
And so are they.
And so they're getting even Ben Shapiro.
So here is Ben Shapiro getting owned at TPUSA by a kid in the crowd talking about the remember the USS Liberty.
We had one of the survivors of that attack.
Israel attacked the USS Liberty, which is a United States naval vessel, and they tried to blame it on Egypt.
So that was a way to, and it didn't work, but here we go.
You cited during your speech, truth as the most important tenet of American conservatism.
Why, therefore, did you call irrelevant the Israeli attack in 1967 on the USS Liberty, which left dozens of American servicemen dead and hundreds wounded?
I mean, the crowd's going nuts.
That's the real crowd.
That's the crowd that Charlie cultivated.
Ask questions, never stop asking questions.
And Charlie had turned on them.
He brought people like Dave Smith, Tucker Carlson to tell the truth about what Israel's doing to TPUSA events and Candace Owens.
And of course, you can see up in the corner, I hijacked this video from my good friends over at Dew Dissonance.
Here we go.
So what I actually said is that if we're looking at modern Israeli-American relations, looking at an attack that happened mistakenly by multiple...
Now, the reason why I speed up Ben Shapiro is because he's slightly more sufferable at this speed.
Okay, so I apologize if it's too fast for some people, but I can't listen to him in real speed.
I can't take it.
So I have to speed him up.
Here we go.
What I actually said is that if we're looking at modern Israeli American relations, looking at an attack that happened mistakenly by multiple Native reports, multiple Israeli reports, and all illegal evidence, and using that attack in order to undermine today's relationship between Israel and America.
That's irrelevant.
So he's trying to pass it off as a mistake.
It was an oopsie.
It was a sustained attack.
Again, it wasn't an oopsie.
I'm going to show you that after this.
But he's trying to paint it as that.
Relevant as we decide to piece evidence from World War II or from 1776 to define American's relations with, for example, Great Britain or Germany today.
That does not mean the attack wasn't horrible for the Americans involved.
That it wasn't bloody and terrible.
The Israeli government paid reparations to the people who were killed.
If you look at the actual military record of what happened on the USS Liberty, it was clearly a mistaken and tragic attack.
The people who frequently cite the USS Liberty, however, are not talking about the specifics of the USS Liberty.
I suspect the vast majority of people who bring this up are doing so in order to suggest that Israel deliberately attacked an American ship because Israel deliberately wants to harm America.
No, they didn't want to harm America.
They wanted to drag America in and have them attack Egypt for them.
I wonder if that's your point.
If the truth matters, then the Israeli government must be held accountable for that attack.
The American flag was flying on that ship.
You do not mistake an American ship for a foreign when our flag is flying.
By the way, the CIA director and the Joint Chiefs of Staff also contended that it was a deliberate strike, that it was not an accident.
The idea that it is just like orthodoxy or just like widely – or the idea that it is like established consensus, rather, that it was an accident is not true.
It's not true.
Okay, yes, they were flying a flag.
And didn't the attack go on for like a couple hours?
Yes.
A pretty sustained attack.
Yeah.
And let me ask you, what's your take here, man?
Because everybody was so tense during the Tucker thing.
And he's got these rallying.
They love this.
Maybe he's selling it.
Yeah.
Maybe he's selling it.
Britain attack, or you can actually go look at the naval investigations that were done, multiple naval investigations that were done.
The reality is that people were flying mirage planes for the Israeli military at the time that the USS Liberty was sailing in an area where it essentially gone off-grid.
The Israeli military mistook it for an Egyptian ship.
They thought it was showing all the reefs, which happened not to be true.
In the initial attack, the American flag was knocked down, and then the attack went on for about 90 minutes.
And then, as soon as you can hear this, by the way, on the states of the Israeli clouds talking to each other, as soon as they realize it's an American ship, they call off the attack.
They speed a ship to try and help the USS Liberty.
Unfortunately, the only fire incidents between allied forces, including, for example, in the Gulf War, where US forces were responsible for killing nine British troops during the Gulf War, it's an unfortunate reality of war.
But you're not answering my question, which is, what is your broader agenda in asking the question?
Because I suspect your question is not limited to your specific ire over an incident that happened in 1967.
I think we should question any foreign country's relationship with our government.
That's totally fine.
I'm just wondering why you serve American interests.
Again, I'm perfectly fine with questioning any country's relationship with the United States.
But again, I don't know what your motivation is in bringing up a six-decade-old attack as though it is the number one issue in assessing the relationship between Israel and the United States today.
Again, just like in his speech, a lot of straw man, this kid didn't say it was the number one issue.
This kid just thinks it's worth bringing up, as of course, it is.
The Liberty was a spy ship.
Israel invaded the Golan Heights the very next day after the attack on the USS Liberty happened.
So you talk about motive.
Maybe they didn't want the United States getting wind of those plans.
There's certainly motive.
And I mean, the attack went on for a sustained period of time.
It had an American flag flying over, even if it was a mistake.
Doesn't that say something?
Doesn't that say something about the relationship between the United States and Israel?
And I don't think anybody really buys that it's a mistake.
Let's go.
So, no, nobody does buy.
And there's Ben Shapiro again telling all of us what to think and feel.
And it's not working.
Nobody's listening to you anymore.
And here's that kid who asked that question.
He did a little selfie video after the TPUSA event.
Listen to this.
People actually.
Ben Shapiro lied.
He said that the USS Liberty incident was an accident.
Israel accidentally bombed the USS Liberty.
Let's talk about it.
The American flag was flying on that ship.
When it got shot down the first time, they replaced it, signifying we are Americans, signaling the Israelis to stop their attack.
They continued it anyways.
On top of that, on the side of the ship, the name USS Liberty and the whole number were clearly delineated.
There was no mistaking that that was an American ship.
There was all we got stuff going on.
There was a clear, it was very clear day.
There was perfect weather.
You could tell from miles and miles away, it was an American ship.
American flag.
USS Liberty name, whole number on the side.
They knew what it was.
And they continued the barrage.
The attack lasted for over 90 minutes.
Over 90 minutes, they continued to shoot.
American soldiers trying to survive the slaughter lowered down lifeboats into the water.
What did the Israelis do?
They shot them down.
Yep.
You know what that is called?
A war crime.
Seems like a common theme for the Israeli military nowadays.
Kind of like this viber walking through all these people.
Um, yeah, it seems like they do that, whether it's the USS Liberty, whether it's innocent Palestinian women and children in Gaza.
They keep bombing people, and um, I'm not okay with that.
I don't think we should be okay with that as Americans, and there's nothing wrong with questioning that, criticizing them.
That's my right as an American, whether it's China, Russia, Israel-I don't care what it is.
If you are hindering Americans, hurting Americans, harming our national reputation on the global stage, I am going to oppose that.
I think this is pretty basic stuff, actually.
I don't understand why Ben Shapiro gets so upset.
Or actually, that's a lie.
I know exactly why he gets so upset because he is loyal to Israel, okay?
And you can rage about that if you want to, but it's just true, Ben.
You are loyal to Israel.
Don't tell me that you're not.
You come at me, you're like, why are you asking that question?
What's your real motive?
What's in your heart, essentially?
And we all know what he's insinuating.
So, I'd like to give a big shout out to Tucker Cross going up there defending me.
Hey, I'm an American, like Tucker said.
I'm an American.
I can ask a question about a foreign government, especially when that foreign government took the lives of dozens of my countrymen and wounded hundreds more.
Um, so shout out to Tucker for defending me, man.
That's pretty sick.
Uh, real full circle, for full circle moment for me.
Um, and uh, to Ben, you want to know what my actual motive was?
Why are you asking these questions?
The reason I asked you that question is because I am America first, because I put American interests first.
And what are American interests if it's not the lives of our service men and service women, Ben?
I mean, it's kind of getting ridiculous at this point.
They rage and cry when you ask a question about Israel.
Dude, this is the United States of America.
I don't know what you expect.
So, also, shout out to Phil Turney, USS Liberty survivor, defended me publicly on Instagram.
If you don't believe what I'm saying about the flag, about the name USS Liberty, and the whole number on the side of the ship, about the lifeboats that were shot down in the water by Israel, then go listen to Phil Turney, an actual survivor of the attack.
So, shout out to Phil Turney.
You are a hero, brother.
And I'm an American.
I will stand up for my country no matter what.
America first.
And at this point, after I don't know if you can see this, don't point it.
We are a Zionist generation.
Generation.
We are the Zionist generation as he walks by.
How ironic is that?
At this point, after all the lies, the manipulation, the blackmail tactics, the bullying, Israel last.
Israel asked.
Dude, I kind of laughed.
So, here is a USS Liberty survivor, and he's going to debunk everything that Ben Shapiro says about it.
Let's listen.
USS Liberty incident is very frequently used by anti-Semites to suggest that Israel deliberately targets American ships and then pays no penalty.
Israel murdered 34 of my shipmates in cold blood.
They wounded 174 others, including myself, and almost sunk our ship in a constant barrage of nothing but hell on earth.
There have been multiple naval investigations of the USS Liberty incident.
It says there's been five official investigations into the USS Liberty.
There's never been one.
They're all liars.
Would you write Congress prepared to be lied to?
In fact, I called my Congress or Senator, but guess what?
They're all taking money from AIPAC.
AIPAC has got them under the thumb.
There was a case of mistaken identity wherein USS Liberty was in the Mediterranean in a place they were not supposed to be.
Israel thought that it was an Egyptian ship and shot it.
The USS Liberty was never a mistaken identity.
A pre-planned murderous savage attack on innocent Americans doing their job for their country.
And our country put a knife on our back and paid him billions for it for murdering American sailors and Marines on the high seas.
They got billions and they're still getting billions from the United States of America because of it.
I mean, who believes Ben Shapiro is speaking from an agenda-free neutral position?
Does anybody?
Anything else is called lying to get what he wants instead.
That's what this is.
Oh, by the way, so at that TPU USA, watch this.
So they were getting asked these questions all the time.
So they bring on this fake Christian preacher.
He's a real person and he does the Christian thing, but he's a phony.
And look, listen, so his name is Douglas Wilson, and he's about to tell you that the 34 Americans that were killed on the USS Liberty and the 171 injured aboard the USS Liberty, that they had it coming.
You think I'm kidding?
Watch this.
Bonus round item.
I mention it only because I believe it was brought up at this conference earlier.
This bonus topic is the USS Liberty attacked by Israeli planes in 1967, killing 34 Americans.
I'm making no assertions here.
All I am doing is noticing.
All I'm doing is asking questions, you know, like Candace does, recklessly connecting dots.
The Liberty was an intelligence gathering ship, and LBJ was president.
Israel was in the middle of a hot 1967 war.
How confident are you personally that there was no American deep state in 1967?
How confident are you that we weren't playing both sides and feeding Intel to Egypt?
How confident are you that America can only be double-crossed and can never be the double-crosser?
Your confidence in the essential goodness of the CIA is endearing.
So what he's setting up there is that it was the United States double-crossing Israel, and so Israel had a right to attack the U.S. That's what he's saying.
Watch this.
I want to close by saying, and this is crucial, I want to close by saying that I believe that debates about foreign policy and America's relationship to Israel and what happened to the USS Liberty or anything like that are totally inbounds and inbounds at a conference like this.
But when it does come up, I'm going to blame the people on the boat for being murdered by Israel in a 90-minute sustained attack with U.S. flags flying, U.S. Liberty on the side of the boat, and their code numbers.
So, and if you don't think LBJ was also a puppet of the Zionists, you're wrong.
That's why he was allowed to be president.
And that's why he didn't, because John F. Kennedy was going to make APEC register as a foreign agent.
They were going to become a foreign lobbying group.
They had to register, and they didn't want to do that.
Also, he wanted to take away their nuclear program.
Also, what was the other also?
Oh, he wanted to get rid of the CIA, JFK.
So everybody had a motive to kill him.
And then LBJ did none of that.
He's ramped up the Vietnam War.
He didn't look into who really killed JFK because he knew.
And he didn't do anything with Israel.
He did everything for them.
And he didn't stop their nuclear program, that's for sure.
And here you get this pastor.
I mean, how easy is it to get a pastor To you know, catch him doing something wrong and then offer him a way out if he just reads off the card because that's what it seems like he's doing.
They just became shepherds so they could have their way with the sheep anyway.
So that is stunning, that is stunning.
I didn't that is stunning.
And I don't know what our friend uh Gary, uh, what's his last name?
Uh, why am I blanking out as the comedian we saw at the uh cannon?
Yeah, well, I don't know what Gary Cannon's doing there.
He's going to come out and insult the guy's jacket.
Anyway.
Uh, so that's the big problem for Turning Point.
That's why they had to get rid of Charlie and take it over because it's such a powerful uh political organization, and the Zionists can't afford to let it go.
And they, they, they thought that they were going to be that's not working, it's not working.
This isn't going to stop.
Um, even at even that Megan Kelly, when she's doing that uh stadium tour, people are asking Don Jr. questions about it and Donald Trump's kids.
Hey, what about why is your dad owned by Israel?
Stuff like that.
It's not ending.
People are sick and tired of Israel controlling our politicians and our politics and our foreign policy.
They're sick and tired of it.
They're tired of being censored about it.
They're tired of being called a bigot or an anti-Semite for questioning them.
And hate laws, Trump's instituting hate laws for anybody who criticizes Zionism or Israel.
Hey, F you, you get to hate Israel.
You get to hate Zionism.
You get to hate Benjamin Netanyahu.
You get to hate that your government's run by blackmailed PDF files.
You get to hate all that stuff.
And Donald Trump trying to control your thoughts makes him just as bad as the people he says he opposes.
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I'm here with Ryan Matter from Ryan Matt of Films, and we're going to be talking about how Megan Kelly got totally screwed over by the head Zionist Ben Shapiro.
And now she's going to tell you who the real anti-Semites are.
But first, I'm going to show you what she used to say.
So this is the before picture of Megan Kelly, as in before she found out that she is as valuable as a paper towel to the ones that she bends a knee to, right?
So this was her explaining how many people she considered friends are not just asking questions.
So this is before she was carrying water for the Zionists and the liars.
And let's listen to what she had to say.
This is before.
I've been shocked at how many people who I previously respected have added themselves as either know-nothings or anti-Semites since last Saturday.
And some of them I considered friends.
And I'm really kind of wrestling with what they've done.
Like I guess it's like a seething anti-Semitism that I didn't know was there.
I don't know how my Jewish friends are dealing with this.
I've heard from so many of my Jewish friends and my Jewish audience members who are like reeling.
They're reeling right now because they've had this horrible, horrible thing happen to Israel.
And in the wake of it, they have so many in their own country just brushing it off.
It's like, oh, yeah, Hamas had to go military.
They had to go military, you know, because of the failures of Israeli policy in the Middle East, Eliana.
Can you imagine?
Imagine yourself an MSNBC watcher, you know, a leftist who consumes news because you're woke and you're like, okay, I mean, some Jewish people might fall into that category.
And then you see these reporters who you trusted saying that shit on the air.
So, can you imagine reading that cue card she's reading and not realizing it's the setup to a joke where you are the punchline?
Imagine that, why don't you?
Because here it is.
Megan Kelly talks about Ben Shapiro's betrayal and the MAGA reckoning at America Fest.
Hmm.
Hmm.
And as AmericaFest convened, the likes of Erica Kirk, Tucker Carlson, Kelly, Shapiro, and other conservative stars, MAGA was anything but united.
So this is from the Vanity Fair article.
It says, Megan Kelly had no idea that Ben Shapiro planned to go after her.
When he launched into a scathing broadside against what he called charlatans and grifters in the conservative movement on the first night of Turning Point's annual conference last week, his pointed inclusion of Megan Kelly shocked the commentator, who has long considered Ben Shapiro a friend.
I was flabbergasted, she told me, soon after stepping off the stage, the same stage where her searing response to Shapiro was rapturously received by the crowd.
I thought, who do you think you are?
When more than 90,000 people gathered at a stadium in Arizona for Charlie Kirk's funeral in September, speakers at the Pyrotechnic Infused Revival predicted a new dawn for conservative politics.
The coalition unified in its support for President Donald Trump and its horror at Kirk's killing was in harmony.
This is the new territory for the Republican Party, Turning Point CO Tyler Bauer said at the time.
The fusion of Christ and our politics is changing the culture.
It's unifying everyone.
This is our civil rights moment.
Hmm.
Who does he think he is?
Maybe Moloch?
I don't know his diet.
Anyway, just a few months later at Turning Point's America Fest gathering in Phoenix, that unity collapsed into an intercene feud between rival factions vying to define Kirk's legacy and steer the future of right-wing politics.
Moments after Kirk's widow, Erica Kirk, opened the conference with a speech calling her late husband a peacemaker and urging an end to the squabbling, Shapiro issued a blistering gerrymade that gerrimaid?
I never heard that word.
Blistering gerrymade that recalled William F. Buckley Jr.'s attempted excommunication of the far right.
The conservative movement is in serious danger, Shapiro said, from charlatans who claim to speak in the name of principle, but actually traffic in conspiracism and dishonesty, who offer nothing but bile and despair.
He denounced Candace Owens, a podcaster he once employed at the Daily Wire, the media company he co-founded, who has emerged as the chief purveyor of conspiracy theories about Kirk's murder.
I would say she's the chief purveyor of conspiracy facts.
How about that?
Her video investigation, everything she said has been correct, and anything she said that isn't correct, she immediately corrects.
And she's exposed the people telling her to shut up as liars over and over and over again.
They never mentioned that in any of these articles.
They never mentioned that.
Oh, by the way, Candace Owens has never once been caught lying, but she's caught the people trying to shut her up lying over and over and over.
Okay.
Her videos instigating the killing, investigating the killing infused with all the drama of a true crime documentary have been viewed millions of times.
You know why?
Because nobody else is telling us the truth about Charlie Kirk's assassination.
And so then we go to Candace Owens to get some truth.
It feels good.
Shapiro extended his criticism to those he said have refused to condemn Candace's truly vicious attacks.
He named Megan Kelly, Tucker Carlson, and Steve Bannon, Trump's top advisor from his first term.
A few hours later on the same stage, Carlson fired back.
To hear calls for like deplatforming and denouncing people at Charlie Kirk event, I'm like, what? Carlson said with an air of annoyed confusion.
I mean, this kind of was the whole point of Charlie Kirk's public life, and I think that he died for it.
I found it kind of funny that Ben thinks he has the power to decide who gets excommunicated from the conservative movement, Megan Kelly responded in her own appearance on stage the following night.
It reminded me when the girl who was the head of our middle school chorus told me she was going to take all my friends away from me.
Yeah, I know.
As if to make her point about Shapiro's diminished influence, the crowd roared at Kelly's remarks.
After she left the stage, Kelly told me Ben Shapiro's attack, quote, felt like a betrayal by a friend, end quote.
She compared the demand that she condemn Owens to progressive purity tests, saying, I never posted the black square and I never raised my fist at a restaurant.
And I'm certainly not going to condemn the people Ben Shapiro demands I condemn in order to be in his imaginary club.
Denounce, denounce, condemn, disassociate.
F you, she said.
Whoa, whoa.
Like Carlson, Kelly tied Shapiro's broadside to his support for Israel.
Ben is Israel first, said Megan Kelly.
She understands that Shapiro would consider such a change anti-Semitic.
And I'm sorry, but his behavior has proven that charge to be correct.
Why would you divide the American conservative movement, which was gelling, which was becoming much more cohesive for a moment after Charlie died over Israel, she said.
Wow, good for her.
Kelly also took aim at Barry Weiss, the newly appointed editor-in-chief of CBS News.
Her website, The Free Press, published an adapted version of Ben Shapiro's remarks, which Barry Weiss posted on Twitter.
It's this very loud group of pro-Israel activists that is trying to make this the litmus test about whether you get to call yourself a conservative, and they lack standing to do that, Megan Kelly said.
Barry, in particular, has made her career on the anti-cancel culture thing.
Meanwhile, she's never been canceled.
And she's basically supporting Ben's attempt to cancel me from the conservative movement, of which she's not a part.
What Charlie and I saw at the same time was that the country is turning, Megan Kelly said, and young Republicans are turning on Israel.
She argued that figures like Shapiro and Barry Weiss are actually fueling the rise of anti-Semitism through their attempts to censor criticism of Israel.
Quote, they are making anti-Semites, she said.
Tucker is not making anti-Semites.
They are.
Wow.
That's, wow.
And here's my.
So, Brooke Gold.
So, first of all, let me just bring Ryan Matt.
And Ryan, what do you say about?
So she considers herself a Zionist, and here she is Being excommunicated, or someone who's the head Zionist in the conservative movement, Ben Shapiro, who walks around with a yarmulke on, trying to excommunicate her from the conservative movement over Israel.
And what do you say to all this?
You know, it reminds me of the Trump loyalist that we see on the internet.
It's the Trump can do nothing wrong.
It doesn't matter what Trump does.
They try to paint the picture like he's the greatest man on earth and it was the absolute best thing to do and he couldn't make a wrong decision.
It's the same thing you see with the Israel loyalists, right?
As the American people, when you do something wrong, when we do something wrong, we admit we're wrong.
They can never admit they're wrong.
Israel can't do any wrong.
Trump can't do any wrong.
So people like Megan Kelly point out the slightest little thing and they try to even spin it in a nice way and they're still getting attacked for it, which is what happened to Charlie.
Eventually, you're either going to either realize they're going to keep treading that water, like Megan Kelly will keep being a Zionist and she will continue to do this, or she's going to wake up.
Like I kind of think we saw, see, we saw Charlie doing right at the very end.
And then they're going to push her completely out and she's going to becoming, you know, maybe the next Tucker, maybe like Candace.
I don't know.
I don't think Megan Kelly's quite there yet, but we'll see.
Well, when she had Ben Shapiro on her, she's doing some kind of stadium tour.
I didn't know she was half that popular, to be honest.
Humble brag.
My show is way ahead of her in the YouTube rankings as far as the podcasts go.
But anyway, she brought on Ben Shapiro and she called herself a Zionist.
I'm a Zionist.
Why are people calling me an anti-Semite?
I'm a Zionist.
She says, so she probably, so let's see.
Let's see if she does turn.
It'd be great to see if she does turn.
You know, the part with Megan Kelly that gets me is her take on Epstein.
You know, watching her a few weeks ago talk about how, well, oh, you know, those girls were 15 and they looked like that they're 18.
I just put out a video of her right before we went live just a minute ago.
And I was like, I think Megan Kelly, now that we're getting all these redacted files, I mean, it's pretty crazy.
I don't know if you know the story that Pam Bonnie put out all those Epstein files and she made them in PDF format.
So everybody now can go download those files.
And if you just highlight the black box, you can copy and paste it over into notes and you get the whole files unredacted.
So we're now getting the victims' names.
Now we're able to cross-reference that with the dates and go and get the ages.
And we're starting to find out these victims weren't 15, Megan Kelly.
They were 14, 13.
They were much younger than that.
And we're getting all that information now because it all just broke a couple hours ago.
So I don't know.
I'm going to see where Megan Kelly's take stands on the Epstein victims now and how she's going to talk about that to see where she lands on this Israel thing.
Well, I think it's interesting.
I think she's correct when she says it's people like Ben Shapiro that are creating anti-Semitism.
And by the way, this has always been their trick to create anti-Semitism and then use anti-Semitism to make themselves the victim while they're the ones slaughtering Palestinians, being an occupying force, and then also instigating wars all over the world, right?
So this, that, that's so, this, that's kind of the plan.
That's like their MO is to create anti-Semitism.
So if Ben Shapiro's out here and Benjamin Netanyahu and the Jewish donor class are creating anti-Semitism, they want anti-Semitism.
They want to create it.
And I've said this for a long time that the biggest generator of anti-Semitism is Israel.
And people, people, the least safe place to be for a Jew is Israel.
They say we had to have a homeland for so we could be all the Jews I know in New York, Hollywood, Florida, they all feel very safe.
There's no problems.
And any of these anti-Semitic attacks always turn out to be false flags, people doing it to try to prop up the idea that there's anti-Semitism everywhere.
So yeah, I mean, you would agree with that, right?
That the biggest generators of anti-Semitism, as Megan Kelly says, is not Tucker Carlson, Candace Owen, and her, but it's people like Ben Shapiro and Bibi Netanyahu, right?
Absolutely, 100%.
There's no question.
Well, here's a crazy tweet.
Brooke Goldstein said, Megan Kelly's claim that Ben Shapiro is creating anti-Semites rests on a straw man.
No one is trying to censor criticism of Israel.
How hilarious is that?
So your jumping off point is one of the biggest lies in going today that no one's trying to censor anti-Israel concept.
The whole point of Larry Ellison buying TikTok was so that he could censor anti-Israel content.
We know this because of a secret recording at the ADL.
They admitted that TikTok's a problem.
It's not a left-right issue.
It's the youth.
They've lost the youth, and that's why they had to buy TikTok.
Same thing with Ellison's buying one-sixth of the media.
So this is just nuts, right?
By the way, Benjamin Netanyahu is out there right now screaming that Western countries, he's threatening them, that you have to censor more.
And if you don't censor more, you're going to get in trouble.
And that's so now they're censoring more.
Australia just caved bent the knee to Benjamin Netanyahu.
They're going to censor even more.
So is Europe.
So right now, they just arrested Greta Dunberg in the UK, called her a terrorist because she's holding up a sign being in solidarity with the Palestinians.
So that's crazy.
Okay.
What is being called out is something else entirely, deliberate reframing of Jews as a foreign lobby, as Israel firsters, as the suspect collective whose loyalty is questioned.
Well, they're the ones who say they're they're the first of all, that's all true.
They are Israel firsters.
That's the problem.
They are.
Donald Trump talks about Maryam Adelson and her husband, Sheldon.
All they cared about was Israel.
He admits it.
They care about Israel more than the United States.
Donald Trump said it to her face.
So this isn't some conspiracy theory.
This is their biggest puppet, Donald Trump, the president of the United States, saying that to their face, and she's pretending like he didn't.
And suspected collective, Ben did not make this about Jews or Israel.
He didn't even mention it, but others did repeatedly by dragging Jews into the argument and recasting disagreement as proof of Jewish power, influence, and disloyalty.
So this kind of argument doesn't work anymore.
So that just to let you know, Brooke, doesn't work.
That is how modern Jew hatred operates.
Jews are accused of, no, it's not hatred of Jews.
It's hatred of Zionists.
And it's the Zionists who are conflating Judaism with Zionism.
So then when you criticize Zionism, they can call you an anti-Semite.
Everyone's onto that trick.
Okay.
Jews are accused of being Israel firsters, of inventing exaggerating Jew hatred to protect power.
You know why?
Because that's what they are and that's what they do.
Okay.
And when Jews object, they are blamed for the hostility directed at them because they are inventing it.
All are permitted to disagree except the Jew.
This is inversion.
Blaming Jews for Jew hatred is one of the oldest tactics in history.
No, calling anybody who criticizes Israel or Zionists an anti-Semite is one of the oldest tactics in history.
It's this amazing.
They think people don't see through this.
It is the early warning side of a civilization in decline.
And you're jumping on the bandwagon, Megan.
Megan, I've been on your show many times in the past.
I welcome open dialogue.
We can talk about this as colleagues.
Okay, no thanks.
No thanks.
By the way, how did this become such an old tactic in history?
Why did anybody have to bother with it to begin with?
Don't people have other important stuff to do?
I like Blakely says, no one's trying to censor criticism of Israel.
L-M-A-O.
Okay, perfect.
Anything you'd like to add to that, Ryan?
No, man.
I think you're spot on on.
I just think these people just must think we're stupid.
It's like the more they try to force you and the more that they come up with these just, it's so, I don't know, like low-level IQ to think that I'm actually going to read what Brooke Goldstein wrote and go, oh, yeah, I must have not heard what I heard there on stage.
Like, they think we're stupid and we're not going to see through it, but everybody's seeing through it.
And the more that they try to claim that it doesn't exist and it's not there and we're all watching it happen, the more they put out tweets like this, the more that we open our eyes and the more people that wake up.
So it's like, just like Ben Shapiro is creating more anti-Semites, Brooke Goldstein is as well.
I mean, they all do.
Anybody who has that stance is what's creating anti-Semitism.
100%.
Well said, Ryan.
Hey, I want to thank you for coming on the show.
Everybody, check out Ryan Matta Films on YouTube.
He's got a great documentary out right now about the child protective services kidnapping kids.
It's very powerful.
Well done.
Anything, that's a good place to send people, right?
Ryan Matta.
Darren over on X. X is at Ryan Matta Media.
Those are my two big platforms.
So thank you, Jimmy.
Okay, Ryan, I appreciate you taking time out today to come on.
We'll talk to you again soon.
God bless you, brother.
Thanks for having me.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Ben Shapiro is on a warpath, and he's going after everybody who doesn't toe the Zionist line.
And even the leading people in the conservative movement, like Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Steve Bannon.
And so here's he goes.
He goes after Steve Bannon.
Here was Steve Bannon over the weekend, for example, praising Nick Fuentes.
Again, the reason this is happening, we should point out, is because there is an attempt to glaze pretty much everybody who is on the anti-Israel.
And yes, anti-I mean, Fuentes is just an anti-Semite, anti-Semitic side, in order to shift policy priorities away from what President Trump is attempting to do.
Alex Jones had a debate with Nick Fuentes and Dinesh D'Souza.
And you cannot, you see right there the laziness, the lack of argument, just their attitude that they just own this.
Fuentes takes this guy apart brick by brick.
It's a full takedown.
It's a full takedown because the kid shows up.
He's prepped.
He's ready.
Not only is he on point and he's always on attack.
He happens to have something called facts.
And he just overwhelms Dinesh.
Dinesh goes back and it shows you this old guard who has nothing.
Again, it's fascinating to watch as all these people make quasi-allies of people like Nick Fuentes.
So then he went to TPUSA and he said that, said this, by the way, sorry, Ben, it's over.
Your masters have ditched you because even they've had enough and the world has had it with you.
And there is no nice version of you that can ever recover later.
So you're stuck.
You're going to have to be you forever, Ben.
And that's a long time, especially with you in it.
So, by the way, even Bannon is connected.
Isn't that great?
That's why I don't believe him pushing for it.
No, Fuentes doesn't say anything that has ever impressed me ever.
He's been correct sometimes.
And a lot of people that are shitty are correct sometimes.
I'll give it to him.
But I've never heard a thing.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Thanks, Nick Fuentes, as what's his name said?
Bannon has 14 hours of Epstein footage.
Even if we've never seen it, Bannon has seen it.
Why don't you help everyone out by releasing it, Bannon?
Who cares about the contract with the news?
Okay, here's what he said at TPUSA.
When Steve Bannon, for example, accuses his foreign policy opponents of loyalty to a foreign country, he's not actually making an argument-based evidence.
He's simply maligning people that he disagrees with, which is indeed par for the chorus from a man who was once a PR flak for Jeffrey Epstein.
Check the record.
So he said, so at the same, so this is how dumb Erica Kirk and the people running TPUSA is.
They had Ben Shapiro buy, he had to pay.
First of all, Charlie Kirk hated him, couldn't stand Ben Shapiro.
Ben Shapiro also hated Charlie Kirk and tried to take him down.
He couldn't.
And now he's giving TPUSA a million dollars so he could speak at their event, Mr. Zionist, and they put him up first.
So instead of having them on stage to debate each other, which would be useful, they have Ben Shapiro go up first, insult all the rest of the speakers.
So now all the rest of the speakers have to address him, which is what they did.
And so here's Steve Bannon.
He's going to let you know the truth about Ben Shapiro.
Shapiro is like a cancer, and that cancer spreads.
It's a cancer and it metastasizes.
He tried to take over Breitbart and I ran him out of there.
He tried to take over David Horowitz, who was his mentor.
Don't ask me.
Ask the guys associated with David Horowitz, what he did there.
He tried to take that over.
And mark my word, he will make a move on turning point because he's always been envious of Charlie Kirk.
True.
True.
So there he is.
He's a can't.
I guess Ben Shapiro is finding out that the infallibly smug know-it-all routine only works on his parents.
People are going to think, yeah.
Yeah, the rest of the earth doesn't give a crap what he orders or what he gives any more than the wiener dog on the other side of the gate is intimidating anybody.
He's not intimidating anybody anymore.
He's a wiener dog.
Yeah, well, as long as everybody falls for Steve Bannon, the other wrestler, these are wrestling interviews.
Why didn't they have a debate?
They have each one of them go up and say their roast jokes at each other.
How is anyone falling for this anymore?
Glenn Greenwald backs him up.
He says establishment.
He tweets this out.
Shapiro, I will never vote for Donald Trump, and here's why.
And this is what Ben Shapiro wrote in the Daily Wire.
So Steve Bannon is being accurate.
Do I know?
Glenn Greenwald says establishment types cheering Ben Shapiro's tantrum ignore that he's given the same speech for a decade.
He proclaims the GOP must expel all who reject neoconservatism, servitude to the banks, and U.S. financing of Israel.
That's also what he said when demanding Trump be excluded from the GOP.
Glenn goes on to say that Shapiro has to wage war not on one or two people, but on a long list of conservative figures far more influential than he is.
Tucker Carlson, Megan Kelly, Steve Bannon, Nick Fuentes, Candace, Marjorie Taylor Green, Thomas Massey, etc.
It shows how desperate this all is.
It's a panic, not strength.
That's exactly what Ben Shapiro is doing, panicking, just like TPUSA and Erica Kirk.
They're panicking and they're trying to get the sheep back in line.
You know, they say liberals fall in love, conservatives fall in line.
They're trying to get them to fall back in line and stop questioning.
They demand loyalty without scrutiny.
They're going to do a fake fracture of the Conservative Party.
They're going to bemoan it.
Then you're going to watch it at their event where they need all these people where they can't bring all that money in.
It's a WWE event.
So here He says, here is Ben Shapiro's 2016 manifesto about why Trump has no place in any healthy, decent, principled conservative movement.
It's verbatim to the one he's now screeching to expel all who don't want foreign policy, prioritizing wars, banks, and Israel.
That's it.
Oh, by the way, there it is.
I will never vote for Donald Trump, ever.
That's Shapiro said that.
Not even against AOC.
So what?
Right?
Never.
When he says I stand on certain principles, he means the principles of Israel first, worshiping and doing whatever Wall Street says, and the neocon warmongers.
That's what he means by principles.
You have to embrace George Bush and Dick Cheney's neoconservatism, or you're a bad Republican.
You have to go beyond it.
He's a Chabad Lubavitch.
You know what the guy says.
Your soul, Jimmy, is not the same as his soul.
They have a very Nazi-esque view of the people that are part of the thing.
So I'd say I was tickled pink to see Steve Bannon do that.
Good for Steve Bannon to call Ben Shapiro a cancer that's metastasizing.
I love it.
People calling him out.
Thanks for Glenn Greenwald calling him out.
It's nice.
It really is nice.
Let's say one more thing about this.
Do it, Jim.
So here's what Glenn Greenwald says, which is exactly right.
So Glenn Greenwald says, this is all about making sure that the 2028 GOP nominee has to have standard views on Bush-Cheney neoconservatism/slash militarism and Ryan Romney corporatism.
That's what this is about.
That's what Ben Shapiro is trying to do.
He's trying to make it a neocon, pro-Israel, pro-corporate party.
That's what he's trying to do.
And we'll see if he's successful.
I bet he is.
I bet he is.
They're all working together for that.
So here's even more shady stuff about the Tyler Robinson, Charlie Kirk assassination and investigation.
So it seems like they're setting him up as a Patsy.
And even with his defense team, we had somebody come on talk about how it was weird that the defense, the court is appointing this defense lawyer, and the defense lawyer was not interested in facts and stuff.
Remember that we had that woman on?
So here's Project Constitution says Mormon Mafia bombshell.
Terrell Farnsworth.
So now, do you know who Terrell Farnsworth was?
I'm pretty sure Terrell Farnsworth was the guy who took the SD cards out of the camera.
And then could you look it up as if that was who he was?
I'm pretty sure that's who he was.
He took the SD cards out of the cameras that were behind Charlie Kirk.
Yes, taking the SD cards.
And then he lied about why he took them.
At first, he said the cops told him, and then they said the cops didn't tell you that.
And then he said, oh, no, we did it because I was afraid they're going to steal them.
Well, you would take the whole camera.
You wouldn't just take the SD card.
You're afraid people are going to steal the cameras.
So Terrell Farnsworth, that guy who got caught lying about why he took the SD cards, his cousin is a lawyer on Tyler Robbins' defense, while father-in-law was former vice president of Duncan Aviation.
What does this mean?
Let's look.
So Project Constitution says myself and Mia Stretz just uncovered two massive bombshells in the Charlie Kirk assassination investigation.
Terrell Farnsworth's cousin is a key attorney on the shooter Tyler Robinson's defense team.
What?
What?
Come on.
Come on.
And his father-in-law was former EVP COO of Duncan Aviation, the exact company tied to the suspicious Egyptian planes tracked on the day of Charlie's murder.
You got to be kidding me.
Really?
First, the defense conflict.
Michael Burt, high-profile San Francisco attorney, is directly related to Terrell Farnsworth, the TPUSA AV guy who yanked SD cards post-hit and contaminated the crime scene, which that's what he did.
But that's what they wanted to do.
That's why they paved over the crime scene two days after.
They wanted to contaminate the crime scene.
Michael is on, so Michael Burt, the high-profile S-San Francisco attorney, directly related to Terrell Farnsworth.
Well, he's on Tyler Robinson's legal team, despite family loyalty to the very insiders with access to Charlie's stage setup.
Isn't that weird?
Yes.
This is a blatant conflict of interest.
How can Tyler get a fair trial when his own lawyer is tied to suspects who controlled audio, cameras, and the evidence?
It's screaming setup.
Tyler's being railroaded as the Patsy while real players skate.
Next, the aviation link.
Terrell's father-in-law, Dwayne Burt, held top executive roles at Duncan Aviation's Utah facility, where those Egyptian registered planes flagged in Charlie's threats and pre-attack searches were located the day of the execution.
Dwayne's expertise and connections in elite aviation circles put his family smack in the middle of the Egyptian planes mystery.
Coincidence?
Or direct access to the tools needed for a sophisticated hit?
The bigger picture: the Farnsworth-Burt clan is embedded in Utah's powerful Mormon mafia.
Intermarried elite families often sharing polygamous pioneer roots who dominate politics, business, and institutions in Mormon-heavy states.
Known for insider networks, loyalty to establishment figures like the Romneys, and quiet control over key sectors.
These aren't random players.
They're connected old guard protecting their own.
This web, TPUSA insiders, defense sabotage, aviation anomalies, Mormon power ties proves that the fix is in.
No way this is all a coincidence.
I agree.
Demand that Michael Burt recuse himself immediately so Tyler gets a real defense.
And force the FBI to investigate these Farnworth-Burt connections now before the truth gets buried forever.
Justice for Charlie starts with exposing the network.
Share this far and wide.
Well, I'm doing my best, Project Constitution.
But here's something else that's even weirder, a weirder, Koinky Dink.
So remember, people were looking into the Google trends and all the weird Google searches for the hospital, the doctors, the surgeons, the Low Center, all these Google searches coming out of Israel, Washington, D.C. Remember that?
Remember that before the assassination?
Remember that?
Well, there's different ones now I'm going to tell you about.
Why did searches for Tyler Robinson's, quote, court-appointed defense attorney, Catherine Nestor, explode from Israel in December of 2024?
Hold up.
Catherine Nestor, the so-called defense counsel for Tyler Robinson, handpicked by the prosecution and rubber stamped by the court.
So we had that.
We should have had that woman back on to talk about this today, but we'll do it next time.
But we had her come on and she explained that it was shady how they were picking his defense team and that the prosecution was involved.
That's weird, meaning corrupt.
So is this sketchy enough?
Now check this: Google trends show a massive one-week spike peaking at 100 interest hits from December 8th to December 14th in 2024, all tracing back to an Israel IP address.
So Google Trend shows a one-week surge in searches for Catherine Nestor.
That's December 8th through 14th, all from Israel.
Online data can tell strange stories.
Curious what was happening that week to cause it?
So here it is.
There it is.
Catherine Nestor, there it is.
Boom.
What was that about?
And now she's Tyler Robbins' defense attorney.
And now we know the other attorney is connected to people inside TPUSA who were contaminating the crime scene on purpose and have been caught lying about it.
So now you know why they did this stuff in Utah.
Isn't that something?
Yes.
And there's a big Israeli connection with the Mormons in Utah.
I know.
And at that specific university.
So when Erica Kirk and other people in the Mockingbird Media 2.0 tell you to stop asking questions, just remember what we learned during COVID when they told us, as Charlie Kirk already pointed out, when they told us that the vaccine was safe and effective, that Ivory Mecton was horsepace, and that the virus came from a pangolin.
Never stop asking questions.
It's the only thing that keeps us free.
So that's what Charlie said.
And so the people telling you to stop asking questions, not only betraying Charlie Kirk, but they're being paid most likely to perform their part in a cover-up.
So you see the Mockingbird Media 2.0 telling, trying to discredit Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson and anybody who's asking questions about the Charlie Kirk's assassination official establishment narrative, that them doing that is part of them being involved in a cover-up and they are part of a cover-up.
And my guess is at the behest of Israel and the powerful Zionist donors to TPUSA.
Wow.
It just gets shadier and shadier.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Hey, what's up, Jimmy?
It's JD Vance.
Oh, Mr. Vice President Vance.
Hey, dude, I just wanted to call and say it's been fun getting to know you over the past year or so.
You're a real cool dude.
I appreciate you letting me on your show and just let me talk shit, you know?
Just say how I feel, whether it's a good idea or not.
It's really refreshing because normally I feel so stifled in my media appearances.
So me and my double worshiping brown ass wife Usha and I would like to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas.
And we hope that your 2026 is full of joy and spite.
Well, thanks, Mr. Vice President.
Right back at you.
But bye for now.
I got another call coming in.
Hello, who's this?
Set this cash out.
FBI Director Patel, my new favorite caller.
Ah, man, you have no idea how much that shit means to me, Doug.
Getting to know you this past year has been sick, like super tight.
I feel like we're blood brothers at this point.
Like, I'll be honest, this job has been super crazy, like, non-stop.
Sometimes I don't even know where the fuck I am, dude.
But knowing I can call you makes everything a little easier.
When I'm out there solving crimes or taking credit when Randy and them solve crimes, or tweeting shit out way ass prematurely, knowing that you have my back is like doing a rail of pure confidence, dude.
I wish we had known each other back.
We were both single.
I know we would have hit the town together and Eiffel towered some rancid fucking skanks, dude.
You know it fucking dude.
Don't even argue.
Hey, what does it mean when you say no cap?
What?
What does no cap mean when you say no cap?
It means like I'm not lying.
Oh, is that what that means?
Yeah, dude.
Oh, well, thanks for your kind words, Director Patel.
Right back at you.
I got another call coming in, though.
Got to go.
Hey, hello, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Hello, Jimmy.
This is former Senator Mitt Romney of the great state of Utah.
Oh, hello, Senator Romney.
Now, I know I didn't call you once this year, and that's because I retired from public life and therefore no longer felt that communications from myself would be irrelevant to your program.
So I purposely held back and hanged back and gave you the space and the respect I've always felt you've deserved.
But lately, I've been talking to the press more, for example, saying that people of my wealth should be taxed more safely now that I'm no longer in a position to do anything about that.
And I suppose just out of a sense of nostalgia for all the years and good times and laughs you and I have shared over the past 12 years, I just thought I'd give you a call.
And from the bottom.
Very, Mary, Mary.
I'm sorry, Senator Romney.
I'm afraid I've got yet another call coming in.
Oh, okay.
I'll hold.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
What's up, babies, Double V?
Oh, friend of the show, Vince Vaughan.
Hi, Vince.
Jimmy D, my main man on the mic, sitting there pretty three days a week.
Look at that Shane of Putum.
I simply can't get enough.
I can't look away.
Sometimes you take a break from speaking tooth to power and give me an opportunity to talk shit to Hollywood.
And you know what?
I can't thank you enough for that.
I hope Santa brings you everything you want this year, no matter how illegal it is.
You keep me in you, baby.
Double V out.
Hey, same to you, Vince.
Thanks for calling.
I got yet another call coming in.
Hello.
Hey, baby, it's Santa Clunes calling again.
Hope you've been naughty.
Friend of the show, George Caludi.
Hey, George.
And hey to you, my old friend.
You know what?
We always talk about getting together, and it's just never happened.
And goddammit, as goddamn God is my witness, 26 is going to be the year that that happens.
You and me, Kimo Sabi.
Get to town.
Top shelf, everything.
Dinner at Spago.
Drinks at Westgates, a nightcap at Emilio's.
And I know what you're thinking.
I haven't heard, even heard of those last two.
I know.
You're not supposed to have heard of them.
They're not for you.
That's how exclusive and top shelf this night is going to be.
Let me just look at my calendar here.
Tell you what, old buddy.
How about I circle back around in 2-7?
These kids will still be good, right?
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's, you handsome devil.
You.
Brad Pitt, put that down.
Bye, dude.
It's cool.
Thanks, George.
Gotta let you go, though.
I have yet another call coming in.
Hello?
Hello, Jimmy.
All right.
Disgraced former New York governor Andrew Cuomo.
And a Merry Christmas to you and yours.
I know I haven't called much for a while, and that's because I have been erased from the book of life, politically speaking.
But I guarantee you in 2026, I will find some flimsy pretext to call you again because I need to occasionally speak to a fellow bull.
And that you are, my friend.
You get it.
You've always gotten it because you have fucking balls.
Stugats.
And men like you and me need to stick together.
These fruity pebbles up in Albany never understood that.
What men like you and me go through, what we need.
Okay.
All right.
Looking forward to that, Governor.
Hey, I got one more call.
Gotta go.
Hello.
Johnny, it's Harrison Ford.
Hi, Harrison.
It's Jimmy.
I don't give a shit.
Sometimes I call you on the phone.
I don't know why.
I don't know who you are.
I have no idea what your fucking deal is.
All I know is that I'm higher than a fucking kite.
And that way all the time.
Merry Christmas, you enigma you.
What are you?
God help us all.
Okay, and Merry Christmas to you, Harrison Ford.
Well, that's all the calls.
We can finally get on with our show.
Now, hello, Jimmy.
Are you still there?
Oh, Senator Romney.
Yes, am I alive on the air?
I've been on hold this whole time.
Yes, but we need to move on, Senator.
Thanks for calling.
Are you being serious right now?
I call to wish you a Merry Christmas, and this is how you treat me?
What?
Well, in that case, Merry fucking Christmas, you arrogant cocksucker.
Okay.
I hope Santa goes up your chimney, and by that I mean your rectum, and sets off a cherry bomb in your colon, rendering you inconnant for life, you ball-gargling, puke-sniffing, foul-breathed cockwagon.
Oh, and Happy New Year.
Okay, happy New Year to you, man.
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