BOMBSHELL: Here's Why Luigi Mangione Will Get Off! w/ Nick Cruse
In this segment Jimmy and guest Nick Cruse of the Revolutionary Blackout Network share their skepticism about the official narrative surrounding Luigi Mangione as they argue that evidence such as the gun and manifesto appear planted and the case is being manipulated by law enforcement and intelligence agencies. They compare the Mangione case to other recent incidents they view as suspicious, suggesting a pattern of sloppy or intentional fabrication used to justify expansion of the surveillance and police state. The hosts also criticizes mainstream media for uncritically accepting government claims and ignoring contradictory details, as well as accusing left-leaning organizations like the DSA of serving establishment interests. Broader themes include distrust of intelligence agencies, corruption within political parties, and the belief that working-class and global-south struggles are being undermined by powerful institutions. Plus segments on the real reason Trump pardoned Democratic Congressman Henry Cuellar, the firestorm surrounding FBI Director Kash Patel and "Jacket-gate and Volodymyr Zelensky's impending ouster from the Ukrainian presidency. Also featuring Kurt Metzger, Stef Zamorano and Mike MacRae. Plus a phone call from Kash Patel!
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Hi, welcome back.
We got special guests with us, Nick Cruz, citizen journalist, geopolitical analyst, co-founder of the Revolutionary Blackout Network.
He's here back with us.
Please welcome back to the show, Nick Cruz.
Hey, Nick, how are you?
Hey, what's popping, Jimmy?
Always great to be here.
Well, what's happening is I saw your video.
So Hotspot put out a video of you talking about Luigi Mangioni, and it says he's not guilty.
What the corporatist media is not telling you about the Luigi Mangione case.
Let's listen.
Luigi Maggiani is back in court today as his attorneys drop a complete bombshell demanding that the court throw away, obviously tamper with evidence.
Luigi Maggiani is accused of killing the CEO of United Healthcare Brian Thompson, but nothing about this story adds up.
Remember Luigi Maggioni's backpack, which very conveniently for the prosecution has a murder weapon in it and a manifesto where Luigi Maggioni confessed his crimes?
Yeah, the police illegally searched that bag without a warrant mysteriously after Luigi Maggioni was arrested.
That is apparently where the police found Luigi Maggioni's manifesto where he confessed to his crime, even gave a motive and was 100% written by the Fed.
In his manifesto, Luigi Maggioni apparently wrote to the Fed, I will keep this short because I do respect what you do for our country.
Who believes this stupid nonsense?
If Luigi Maggioni wanted to respect the time of the feds and he wanted the world to know his motive and why he did it, why would he plead not guilty in court?
Why is he demanding that this manifesto be removed from evidence if he truly wrote this and he committed the crime?
They would have you believe that after days of being on the run, Luigi Maggiani kept his murder weapon?
It's obvious to me that the police planted the murder weapon and wrote this manifesto in order to pin the murder of Brian Thompson on Luigi Maggioni.
And the question that the American people should be asking is why it will be hilarious and actually justice if Luigi Maggioni got off scot-free from this because the feds got sloppy.
You have to have a room temperature IQ to believe the official narrative about Luigi Maggioni at this point.
All right, so let's bring in Nick.
Nick.
Yeah.
That, you know, when you lay it out like that, it almost sounds like the FBI is fabricating a case against this guy.
They will never do that, Jimmy.
You know, they will never do something like that.
I mean, every time.
This is like my third or fourth video about Luigi Maggioni.
And this is why I love Hotspot.
Make sure you guys follow Hotspot on X because they let me cover whatever I want.
We focus mostly on like non-mainstream news, anti-imperialist news, and whatever our like ruling class don't want us to know.
And I know you know this is Jimmy, that when the Luigi Maggioni case first dropped, the corporate media was all over it.
Like it was non-stop coverage of Luigi Maggioni.
And then they saw public sentiment.
And then they saw people like me questioning the narrative and realize that nothing they are telling us is making any sense on this story.
And every single corporate media outlet drooped it, like suddenly out of nowhere.
No one will mention it.
No one will cover it.
And they pretend that there's not a trial that is ongoing.
And from the beginning, it was clear that what they was telling us about the story was complete nonsense.
I think they should let Luigi Maggioni go.
And if Luigi Maggioni kills another healthcare CEO, I guess he actually did then, I guess.
But nothing about this story actually makes any sense to me.
And I broke it down that hot spot video.
There's so much stuff I couldn't actually cover in that video because we tend to try to keep our hotspot videos nice and short.
But he was found by like some random boomer at McDonald's, a complete state of way.
And Jimmy, do you guys know that because the state put a massive bounty on any information regarding Luigi Maggioni, that the police was receiving so many tips about Luigi that they couldn't possibly keep up?
They said so.
They said we receiving so many tips.
We have to filter through them because so many of them is not credible.
But they listened to this tip from this random boomer who just said this guy looks like the shooter, even though he looks nothing like the original photo that was shown of the shooter.
And then they take this guy's word at faith value, drive all the way to McDonald's to arrest this guy without any probable cause.
Didn't read the Miranda rights.
And they seize the bag, and I covered this in my video.
They seize the bag where they find a murder weapon and a manifesto that will be a prosecutor's wet drink.
Does it pass the smell test?
And they use the same techniques.
Jimmy, I know you've been covering like the Tyler Robinson shooting.
You notice how with Luigi Maggioni, they have bullet casings.
He had the bullet casings, defend, oppose, deny.
Yeah.
The ruling class is so sloppy.
They use the same technique, Jimmy.
The same site shooter.
And the Tyler Robinson.
Remember, he had the bullet casing.
Every one of these shooters with these mysterious stories, always some bullet casing enthusiasts.
Like the same tactics they're using, Jimmy, right?
It's kind of amazing that they use the exact same playbook with Luigi Mangioni as they did with Tyler Robinson.
And not only that, so Tyler, so Luigi Mangioni has, he's carrying around a manifesto of him, of him just admitting to the crime of shooting this guy and why he did it.
And he's carrying it around.
Well, why wouldn't he just turn himself in?
Why did he then get in a car and drive hours away and go to, he was a couple days later, he's at some McDonald's.
He's still carrying the manifesto and the gun.
And now he's pleading not guilty.
None of that stuff makes sense that he would do that.
Just like Tyler Robinson, immediately after the shooting decides to tell his trans girlfriend every detail about the shooting in a text.
It doesn't make any sense that he would do that.
It's like, well, I didn't tell you this before, but now I feel like I should confess to the whole thing in text that the cops are going to definitely find.
Here you go.
So yeah, and they both wrote on their bullets stuff like crazy stuff, right?
And so he was, it's weird.
It's well, to me, it's beyond sloppy, right?
It's almost like they want to be.
And this video committed, and the corporate media committed massive fraud.
And almost everyone who covered this should lose their job because people are supposed to be considered innocent to proving guilty.
You guys notice how every single corporate media outlet repeated the fact that Luigi Maggioni was guilty uncritically.
They directly tamper with the trial.
Because you want to know what video they did not show of Luigi Maggioli, Jimmy?
They didn't show any clips of when he was originally arranged and brought out to the public.
And he screamed that this trial is an insult to the intelligence of the American people and their lived experience.
And you notice, Jimmy, not a single corporate media outlet showed that story.
That's right.
So if Luigi Maggioli had this message that he wanted to send to society with bullet casings, why would he say the whole case is an insult to the intelligence of the American people?
Because it is.
They grabbed this random guy because they needed to find someone to pin the murder of Brian Thompson on.
Now, there's a lot of speculation on why they did this.
You guys know that United Healthcare has a massive Medicare fraud suit that the board of directors is involved in.
And we've seen the game plan with the modus operandi of the capitalist class.
These gangsters play for Keeps, Jimmy.
This CEO who's top of the United Healthcare, he definitely probably had some business dealings, some people in Upper Manhattan.
He pissed off.
So they had this guy who committed this great shooting and exit strategy.
So if you fleeing the scene like this, why, like, once again, it made no sense.
Like, if you are doing this murder, you flee the scene, get away with it.
Why will you keep the murder weapon, the manifesto?
Why will you deny it later?
Nothing about this story that they're telling us make any sense.
I think they are going to execute this innocent man, Luigi Maggiani, also because they couldn't let this murder go unsaw because that would send a very chilling message to the American populace of this massive CEO billionaire guy being murdered and the killer not being found.
So I think they're willing to sacrifice Luigi just to send a message to the populace that you won't get away with this.
There's a lot of different speculation on why they're doing this, Jimmy.
That's why I'm talking about now, but I think none of it makes sense at all.
Well, isn't it interesting that Luigi Mangioni and Tyler Robinson both were A-plus students and they do the two dumbest things that you could ever do after murdering someone?
Isn't that like they he carries the murder weapon with him and a man and his manifesto of confessing to it?
And then immediately after the killing, Tyler Robinson texts his confession basically to his trans girlfriend.
Now, the two of the dumbest things you could possibly, and both of them are pleading not guilty, by the way.
And if that kid turned himself in, why is he pleading not guilty, Tyler Robinson?
So these are two really bad FBI bungle.
I don't know if they're bungling.
It's almost like they're bungling it on purpose to see how much we'll believe.
Kind of like 9-11 in Building 7.
It's like, let's see if they'll believe this, that a building fell into its own footprint, wasn't even hit by a plan.
You know, it seems like something like that.
Let's see what we could get away with.
Yeah, they're dangerous.
It's the same way with Donald Trump Carter issuing a party under Honduras drug law president.
It's obviously a sham.
Like it's showing everyone that they can be openly hypocritical, but there's nothing you can do about it.
Like they can plant evidence on you and they can find you guilty of a crime that they committed.
And they're just showing the American populace how powerless they are.
It's actually a great power flex in a way.
But yeah, Luigi, like you mentioned before, this guy who they want us to believe held stakeouts.
Like he had this highly planned assassination plot against Brian Thompson, extremely well, well planned, well organized, had an exit strategy.
But this guy got sloppy because he was found in a random McDonald's.
And that's another trend that they use, Jimmy, that all these shooters, they always found eating at some fast food restaurant because the American people, they can't help themselves.
They love to eat a burger.
So if you're the most wanted man in America like Luigi Mangioni, why will you be found at a random McDonald's where you can be easily identified?
When do you go underground for a few months?
I'm not a crime expert, but why will you be so public with all the information and all the evidence that the prosecutors want on you?
Once again, it makes no sense and it should infuriate the American people that they tell us these kind of stories and expect us to believe it.
There's nothing morally wrong. with taking a story that the establishment tells you, taking a story that the government told you and telling them that they're full of shit.
There's nothing morally wrong with that, right?
So here is how PBS reported it.
It says Luigi Mangioni watched stoically in court Monday as prosecutors played surveillance video showing the killing of United Health CEO Brian Thompson on a New York City sidewalk last week, last year, and Mangioni's arrest five days later, carrying the murder weapon and his manifest five days later at a McDonald's in Pennsylvania.
The videos, including footage from the restaurants previously unseen by the press or the public, kicked off a hearing on Mangioni's fight to bar evidence from his state murder trial, including the gun prosecutors say matches the one used in the December 4th attack.
Mangione, 27, pressed his fingers to his lips and thumb to his chin as he watched footage of two police officers approaching him as he ate breakfast at the McDonald's in El Toona, Pennsylvania, about 230 miles west of Manhattan.
So just like you said, they were overwhelmed with tips, the FBI.
They couldn't, but somehow this tip they acted on, some guy from a McDonald's in El Toona, Pennsylvania says, I think I'm pretty sure this might be the guy.
And they immediately dispatch people.
So that also is suspect.
He gripped a pen in his right hand making his first at fist ties.
Prosecutors played a 911 call from a McDonald's manager relaying concerns from customers that Mangioni looked like the suspect in the Thompsons killing.
The manager said she searched online for photos of the suspect and that as Mangione sat in the restaurant, she could only see his eyebrows because he was wearing a beanie and a medical face mask.
And the FBI acted on this.
I can't really see he's got a face mask on, but I see his eyebrows.
Chris Keene has eyebrows that look like that.
Chris Keene, the guy who fills in for me here sometimes.
Among the evidence Mangioni's defense team wants excluded are the 9mm handgun and the notebook in which prosecutors say he described his intent to whack a health insurance executive.
Both were found in the backpack Mangioni had with him when he was arrested.
Isn't that convenient?
How convenient.
After getting state terrorism charges thrown out in September, Mangioni's lawyers are zeroing in on what they say was unconstitutional police conduct that threatens his right to a fair trial.
They contend that the Manhattan District Attorney's Office should be prevented from showing the gun, notebook, and other items to jurors because police didn't have a warrant to search the backpack.
They also want to suppress some of Manzioni's statements to the police, such as when he allegedly gave his name as Mark Rosario because officers started asking him questions before telling him he had the right to remain silent.
Prosecutors say Mangioni gave the same name when he checked into a Manhattan hostel days before the killing.
Eliminating the gun and notebook would be critical wins for the Mangioni's defense and a major setback for prosecutors, depriving them of possible murder weapon and evidence that say points to motive.
Prosecutors have quoted extensively from Manzioni's writings and court filings, including his praise for the late Theodore Kaczynski, the convicted murderer known as the Unabomber.
Among other things, prosecutors say Manzioni mused in his diary about rebelling against the deadly greed-fueled health insurance cartel and wrote that killing an industry executive conveys a greedy bastard that had it coming.
He added, and I hope they never catch my close personal friend Tyler Robinson, who plans to kill Charlie Kirk with a 30-out six rifle from a Utah Valley University rooftop next September.
An officer searching the backpack found with Mangioni was heard in body camera footage saying she was checking to make sure there wasn't a bomb in the bag.
Because a cop, as a cop, you're always trained that whenever you suspect a bag may contain a bomb, the first thing you do is not call the bomb squad, but start rooting around in the bag.
Did she also sniff it for evidence like they did in Syria?
Yeah, that sounds like there's something.
I think there's a chemical weapon there.
Let me smell that.
Oh, yeah, there's definitely some.
Anyway, his lawyers argue that was an excuse designed to cover up an illegal, warrantless search for his backpack.
A few dozen Manzioni supporters watched the hearing from the back of the courtroom.
One wore a green t-shirt that said without a warrant, it's not a search.
It's a violation.
The state charges carry the possibility of life in prison.
Manzioni's lawyers wanted bar evidence from both cases, but blah, Well, the cops went to a lot of trouble to plant that evidence.
And now do you just want them to throw it out?
Really?
Wow, I don't think so.
So federal prosecutors fighting the defense's push to exclude the gun notebook and other evidence from their case have said in court filings that police were justified in searching the backpack to make sure there were no dangerous items and that the statements to officers were voluntary and they were made before he was under arrest.
So power to the people.
There we are.
Proud socialist says the cops didn't read Luigi Mangioni, his Miranda rights until after illegally searching and detaining him.
This means evidence collected at the Pennsylvania McDonald's is inadmissible in court and should be thrown out.
The cops' careless and arrogant behavior is going to free Luigi.
And one day New York will have Luigi Mangion Square, as Russell Dobbler says, after this, United Healthcare to drop Medicare Advantage plans for 600,000 people.
That was from August 6th.
So anyway, yeah, I bet there will be a Luigi Mangion Square.
I think it's, I think it's, my gut is that somehow, just like with this killing of the, just like when they blew up the Tesla truck in front of the Trump Hotel in Vegas, and that was a military guy, just like the guy who just killed the two National Guard people in D.C. was trained by the CIA.
I think you're going to find that, oh, just like that Ryan Routh was also working with the State Department who allegedly tried to kill Donald Trump at his golf court.
So we're going to find out that all these people were somehow working in conjunction with the quote-unquote intelligence community.
Luigi Mangione, there's something else here.
They just didn't just pick him out of a hat.
So I don't know if they were MK ultra-ing him or mind-controlling him.
As we know that, of course, they don't do that anymore.
They would never do that anymore.
The CIA, which gave unsuspecting citizens, they gave the unsuspecting citizens acid, LSD, just to see what happened, to see if they could control their minds.
I'm sure they stopped doing crazy stuff like that.
So, yeah, I think there's more to this.
And it's obvious that the FBI has concocted a story, as you pointed out.
And not only this story, but the Ryan Ralph story, but the story in Butler, Pennsylvania, the story of the Tesla on fire at the Trump hotel.
These are all way too suspicious.
None of them make sense.
And I think it's to try to get a ramping up of the police.
What part of it is certainly to get a ramping up of the police state and expand the surveillance state, which is Trump is doing.
He's the perfect guy to do it.
Just like Barack Obama was the perfect guy to give to kick people out of their homes and make the banks never miss a bonus payment, right?
Because he was a black guy who you thought was going to be on the side of the workers.
No, he was a black guy who was on the side of the bankers and the health insurance companies and big pharma.
So, so because his natural base, Barack Obama's base was against the banks and big pharma.
So they got to bring in a guy to quiet them.
Trump's base is against the national surveillance state.
And so they bring in Trump and he quiets them.
They go along with what he's doing.
And they're also against regime change wars.
And he's doing one in Venezuela at the behest of Israel and the bank and the banking and the oil cartels.
But anyway, there's much more to this.
And if you believe, I think we can both agree on this, Nick.
If you believe what the corporate news is telling you, you're a chump, right?
Yeah.
I think the ruling class is in Bowden right now.
Like with all these psyops, because they know that the ruling class corporate media will never call them out on it.
That's right.
They know that the CIA has weaponized the term conspiracy theory.
So it's like shames the populace for even asking questions.
That's why they are doing the Charlie Kirk executions.
That's why they are willing to murder a CEO of United Healthcare.
That's why you see them killing fishermen in Venezuela.
What's international law after you allowed Israel to bomb a few hospitals or so?
Right, right.
We have the ruling class that has a complete rebellion against the concept of social dignity, international law, and law and order in general.
You saw that Donald Trump pardoned Harry Seller, the corrupt Democrat earlier.
Yeah.
They are a completely lawless capitalist class that we're living through.
That's why they can do these heists.
What are we going to do about it?
Because in a sane society, this entire case should be thrown out because we already explained why the manifesto is nonsense.
So if you guys planted this manifesto in the bag, the entire case should be done.
It should be completely thrown out and completely illegitimate.
Just if just one of these theories that we have, Jimmy, it's true.
It's just one of them.
It's true.
Whether they planned the murder weapon, whether they planted the manifesto, that made the entire case is null and void.
But it doesn't matter because you know what, Jimmy?
They're about to murder this guy.
They recommended the death penalty for Luigi Maggioni.
Bam.
We don't even apply the death penalty to pedophiles and rapists.
You had Donald Trump flying Israeli pedophiles out.
So pedophiles and rapists, they get slapped on the head 20 years or so.
Luigi Maggioni, death penalty.
It looks like they want to silence them forever, right?
Yeah.
Just something to think about.
I mean, this is right.
This is on the heels of Trump just pardoning one of the biggest narco-traffickers in the entire hemisphere, the former president of Honduras, as he claims to be fighting a narco-trafficking ring out of Venezuela.
So none of it makes sense.
Of course, it's that no matter who you vote for, you get John McCain.
And we're not going to be able to vote our way out of this, right?
I mean, that's what I'm it's, you know, I've said it before, but I really believe it now.
There's really no way to vote our way out, especially after what Mamdani, you saw what Mamdani did recently, right?
Yeah, I'm covering that tonight because that's why I wish I could say longer, but I have a show I'm going to do.
I'm covering, there's like nearly 100 leftist organizations calling out Zora Mamdani because he sold out faster than the AOC.
AOC and Bernie gave the playbook and Zorah Mamdani sold out in record time.
So you have many organizations who are calling him out for that.
So I'm glad to see people holding it.
Really?
Is the DSA?
Is the DSA calling him out?
Few chapters of DSA that are trying to do damage control.
Because you guys know DSA as an organization voted to keep Hakeem Jeffries.
That's why I call them Hakeem Jeffries Democrats at this point.
Yeah.
Not serious socialists, not rebels.
They, as an organization, bullied to keep Hakeem Jeffries in leadership while Gaza is still being slaughtered by Israel.
I know.
These Social Democrats, they want to put Gaza behind them, Jimmy.
They want nothing more than forget Gaza, organize with Zionist.
That was Zora Mamdani is doing.
And for what?
They're selling out Palestinians.
Zora Mamdani smears Nicholas Maduro as Donald Trump is about to wage a war against Venezuela.
He smears Cuba as Donald Trump is ramping up sanctions against them.
And for what?
Free buses?
That's all it took?
Free buses, all it took for you guys to sell out the Palestinians.
While there is still a genocide going on in Gaza, the ceasefire was nonsense.
We covered this in hotspot as well.
It was always nonsense.
But the progressives are pretending it's not.
And that's the devil's bargain that I despise.
The idea you're going to sell out the global south because you want a bigger cut of the imperial pie.
The promise that you're getting small nonsense.
I find it morally reprehensible.
It's not small disagreement.
You disagree with Zoran Hospital.
So many small things.
No, it's a big disagreement to morally sell out the global working class for a rent freeze.
That's it.
Hey, where was Zoran Mondavi when we were doing Force to Vote, trying to get Medicare for All for everybody in the United States?
Something that the DSA, the Democratic Socialists of America, it was in their own handbook and they had to disavow their own handbook when it turned out that it could actually happen.
So they like to talk about stuff, but when it could actually, just like Democrats like to talk about Medicare for all when they're not in power.
So as soon as they're not in power, Bernie Sanders starts talking about it again.
But as soon as the Democrats are in power, they never make a peep about it.
And the same thing with the Democratic Socialists of America.
As soon as their plan from their own handbook, which I got from their own handbook, to force a vote for Medicare for All on the floor of the House, when I tried to implement that, they turned on me and protected politicians.
And that's because the DSA, the Democratic Socialists of America, are completely infiltrated by the CIA and the FBI.
And they're a garbage organization and they're fake and they're phony.
I'm not talking about the members.
I'm talking about the leadership of the DSA.
I think a lot of people join that, but with the right intentions and think they're going to do good work.
And then they don't realize that they're actually working for the CIA, which is what the Democratic Socialists of America are doing.
They're working for the CIA.
Anyway, Nick, go ahead.
Yeah, that's such a great point.
They would form these coalitions with Zionists, but they will never work with us.
The reason why they didn't support the March for Medicare for All, the rally against the war machine rally, was because they're like, oh, don't you know that there are right-wing elements there?
Don't you know that Jimmy Dora de Medicare for All rally?
That's why we can't show support for them.
Meanwhile, they're 100% okay with organized with Jessica Tish.
Have no problem organizing with King Jeffries.
They speared us for a year, Jimmy, of being a part of some sort of red-brown alliance.
They're the red-brown alliance.
The line between progressives and Zionists in the Democratic Party to get a rent freeze, that's the definition of what a red-brown alliance.
But to be clear, it's more like a blue-brown alliance.
But that's what they do.
They wouldn't be caught dead at an RBM mutual aid event.
I was organizing with Fred Hampton Jr., the chairman himself, giving away clothes, food.
We hold these kind of programs.
Savvy does a great job with Boston Mutual Aid.
My friend James Fontoure, he has a mutual aid organization in Orlando.
Jimmy, they never lift a finger to help RBM mutual aid.
Jimmy has.
Jimmy had a song to promote our mutual aid events.
He helped us out on that.
But the DSA will never be caught organizing with you.
Never will be caught organizing something that you're working on.
But if it's a Democratic Party event, like the No Kings Rally, they'll be quick to show up to one of those, Jimmy.
They are orbiters of the Democratic Party, and they actually play a very harmful role to working class movements.
That's why I call them out all the time, which is why they're not too fond of me.
Yeah.
Well, they came at me over me pushing something that they had in their own handbook, and that's when I knew they were phonies.
Anyway, Nick Cruz, I mean, they came after me for talking to you.
Really?
Yeah, you don't know, man.
They're like, how dare you do us to this to us, Nick, by talking to Jimmy Dore.
Like, the same way I talk to anyone, like, Jake Shields had me on this podcast.
I'm like, all right, I'm going to sell my radical politics to his audience.
Cancel for that.
Like, they are a gatekeeper to the left.
They're now smearing Shama Sawan, who is running as an independent against a genocidal Zionist Democrat, Adam Smith.
And they refuse to support Shama Sawant against a Zionist because Shama Sawant said mean things about AOC.
That shows how unserious they are.
They want to back a Zionist and stop and not support a progressive just because Shama hurt AOC's feelings.
That's how childish and how they're just gatekeepers.
They're bad faith.
I can write a whole book about it, Jimmy.
They're so bad faith, man.
Yeah, they're the opposite of what they appear to be some kind of rebel organization.
They're there to make sure that all the revolutionary energy on the left gets funneled back into a pro-war, anti-worker party.
That's what the DSA is all about.
And if you don't know that by now, you're a chump or you're under 18 years old.
That's it.
Okay.
All right, Nick.
Yeah, they exist.
I said it a thousand times before.
The DSA exists to shift what it means to be a socialist to the right.
That's exactly right.
That's why they're propped up.
That's why you will see all the DSA clowns like Emma and on them on CNN.
They're so comfortable around DSA people.
They invited on corporate media all the time.
They blacklisted from corporate media.
Why do you guys think that is?
They love the dumb, dumb, non-intellectual left-wing movements like the DSA.
That's why they're propped up.
That's why the establishment likes working with them.
But you can knock around about DSA all day.
I know.
They are so nefarious.
I know.
This was supposed to be about Luisio Mangioni, but somehow when you get me talking about the horrible DSA, I can't shut up.
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Trump is pardoning another criminal, but this time before he's even convicted, he's doing what Joe Biden did with Fauci and those guys.
He's pardoning them before they even got a trial.
This time it's a Democrat.
So there it is: Trump's announcement of a pardon for Representative Henry Queyar of Texas.
It's wild for several reasons.
Let's watch this.
This comes from CBS News.
It is wild for many reasons.
I wonder how long.
Well, let's watch.
Taking news into the newsroom, the president has just announced a pardon for Texas Congressman Henry Quayar.
Break that down for me.
This is surprising for several reasons.
Let me just list them in order.
First of all, pardons are typically for people who've already been convicted in their cases, made some restitution, acknowledged their guilt, tried to make atonement for it.
Henry Queyar hadn't even gone on trial yet.
Typically, that's for a jury to decide whether somebody should be absolved or found guilty.
In this case, the president, as you see from that truth social post.
By the way, nothing says I'm innocent more than being pardoned before your trial.
It's like getting someone to sign a prenup on your first date.
I like to have a trial with a prenup personally.
Yeah.
Has pardoned Henry Queyar before the case even went to a jury, before it even went to trial.
Henry Queyar is a Democrat from Texas in a uniquely competitive district where the argument could be made: Henry Queyar, despite this legal matter, could be the only Democrat who could hold that seat.
He's now been absolved and can safely run for re-election for the Democrats next year.
The third issue here is this is a significant case.
This is not jaywalking.
Henry Queyar is accused of acting as an illegal foreign agent on behalf of Azerbaijan while serving in the U.S. Congress, engaging in a bribery scheme along with his wife, who also appears to have been issued clemency.
So Henry Kwayar was taking bribes from a foreign country, Azerbaijan, which sounds bad, sure, but you have to understand Azerbaijan is the strategic energy partner of Israel.
Oh, well, then he's a good guy.
So he's a hero.
Yeah.
So that's so Trump got the that's what this is about.
Trump got this.
So that's what we're going to find out later.
A lot of why Trump is going into Venezuela has to do with Israel.
And now he's pardoning Queo, a Democrat.
Why would he do that?
Because Israel told him to do it.
And he's Israel's bitch.
That's why he did it.
Isn't that crazy?
Isn't that crazy?
Israel got Trump to pardon a Democrat as the Republicans are set to lose control of the House.
Marjorie Taylor Greene's leaving, a bunch of other ones are leaving.
They're going to lose control of the House for sure.
And he's now making sure another, and if Queyar wasn't there, a Republican would take his seat.
Trump is making sure the Democrats hold that seat.
Why would he do that?
Israel told him.
Right.
You don't get to know what the real parties are ever.
That's right.
You see the name of Melda Quear on that Truth Social post.
She was his co-defendant.
Henry Queyar's co-defendant in the case.
That case now ends in the southern district of Texas, where Henry Queyar represents.
Really curious.
Really, really curious.
I love that understatement by the news person.
I mean, it took me three seconds to look up the thing about Azerbaijan in Israel.
You couldn't look it up.
You're not that curious.
Of course, they're not going to tell you that.
Right?
So the CBS News is not going to tell you that, oh, yeah, he was actually working with Azerbaijan, which is a strategic energy partner with Israel.
Yeah, you know, Armenians are being killed by Azerbaijan now.
And famously, like, that's where it's all that pipeline shit, you know, where they had to make sure that.
Yes.
So here's how CNN reported it.
In 24, Quear and his wife were charged with accepting 600 grand in bribes from two foreign entities in an alleged scheme that took place from late 2014 through at least November 2021, according to the indictment.
Queyar has denied any wrongdoing.
Trump's truth social posts announcing the pardon include images of a letter from the Queyar's daughters last month asking the president for compassion and clemency for their parents.
Are you effing kidding me?
What?
Okay.
Anyway, President Donald Trump, I can't.
This guy sounds like a real Eric Adams anyway.
Yeah.
President Donald Trump announced Wednesday he's issuing a full and unconditional pardon to Texas Democrat Representative Henry Queyar and his wife, Imelda, using a lengthy social media post to accuse the Biden administration of targeting political opponents, even within his own party.
One of the clearest examples of this was when Crooked Joe used the FBI and the Department of Justice to take out a member of his own party after highly respected Congressman Henry Queyar bravely spoke out against open borders and the Biden border catastrophe.
So that's how he's trying to sell this to his supporters.
Yeah, you know what?
It might be because of that, but the guy's corrupt.
You're never getting someone not corrupt.
You're getting my gang's corruption is okay, and your gang's corruption is not okay.
Henry, I don't know you, but you can sleep well tonight.
Your nightmare is finally over, Trump continued.
Responding to the pardon on X, Quear thanked Trump for his tremendous leadership and for taking the time to look at facts.
The pardon gives us a clean slate.
The noise is gone.
The work remains, and I intend to meet it head on.
And I can't wait to start spending that $600,000, eh?
Yeah, the bottom line is he did it, but I'm sure Biden was persecuting him, but Trump's going to overlook the bribery thing because it's a political opponent.
He's not going to punish, by the way, Biden or Comey or any of these people.
Right.
No, none of those people.
Fauci, none of those.
They're not none of those.
There's no jail time coming.
Bannon was wrong about that one, huh?
What's that?
What did he say?
Bannon was like, oh, people better get ready for jail time.
Remember, everyone was Google searching painless self-ending methods and getting a lawyer because they thought there was going to be some retribution when Trump got in and nothing happened.
The 11-term congressman who filed for re-election Wednesday as a Democrat has been likely to face a competitive re-election in a Trump-one district that Republicans are targeting, making the president's pardon a puzzling move as his party tries to defend its majority.
He's doing this because, as Kurt found out, I'm telling you this is because of Israel.
When it doesn't make sense, it's because of Israel.
When Trump says Biden shouldn't be bombing Yemen, that we could solve this with a phone call, and then Trump bombs Yemen.
The first thing he does when he gets in office, it's because of Israel.
They solved it with a phone call.
Hey, Trump, bomb Yemen.
That's right.
Asked Wednesday, Quear, if he'll change parties.
He says, no, like I said, nothing has changed.
And Quear said he did not cut a deal with the White House to earn the pardon.
No, it came from Israel.
No, no, he told, okay, the congressman said he didn't know that it was coming, adding that he would go to a White House Christmas party next week and would thank the president personally.
Maybe bring him a nice new ballroom gift, if you know what I'm talking about, right?
New ballroom warning.
You know, you got 600 grand laying around.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries also dismissed questions about whether the congressman would leave the party.
Henry Quire is a highly valued member of the House Democratic caucus.
Oh, well, clearly.
And I expect.
So when him and Trump, just like what George Carlin said, when it's bipartisan, you know there's some real fuckery coming your way.
Well, Hakeem Jeffries loves Israel and he's got his speeches.
So that's how, to me, that cements it.
That cements it.
He goes, he's highly valued.
Yes, by Israel.
Okay.
Republicans have been eyeing Queyar's Texas seat, and they look to pick up seats next year.
He's targeted by a new map, Texas Republicans drew this year, which is currently in limbo, awaiting a ruling from the U.S. Supreme Court.
But the congressman has been remarkably resilient, surviving primary challenges from the left and continuing to win in southern Texas, even as Republicans have made gains with Latino voters, and the area has become less friendly to Democrats overall.
In 24, Quear won by 5.6 points, even as Trump won his district by seven points.
The new version of Queo's district would have voted for Trump by more than 10 points.
However, the new map also shifts some areas back into Queyar's district that he had represented before the state's 2021 redistricting.
Queyar was first elected in 2004.
He's among the most conservative Democrats in the House.
He's long opposed abortion rights and has advocated for tougher border security.
Quear voted Wednesday that he'd beat the far left in a primary.
If they want to spend another 20 million, we'll win it.
But this is a conservative district and I'm going to win it.
Okay, so House might, here's Pamela Brown.
House Minority Leader Representative Jeffries tells me that and with Blitzer, that President Trump's decision to pardon Democratic Representative Henry Queyar was exactly the right outcome.
Yeah, Israel told him it's right, so it's good.
So, by the way, nowadays, being conservative means you work for Aiser Bajan.
That's what being a conservative is?
Everybody Israel tells you, you just do it, buddy.
Okay, watch this.
President Trump has announced a pardon of the Texas Democratic Congressman Henry Quear and his wife, who were charged with bribery.
What's your response?
Well, Congressman Cueyar is a beloved member of the House of Representatives, loved in his community, particularly in Laredo.
I've had the opportunity to spend time with him down in Laredo in South Texas.
I look forward to that moving forward.
Listen, the reality is this indictment was very thin to begin with, in my view.
The charges were eventually going to be dismissed, if not at the trial court level by the Supreme Court, as they've repeatedly done in instances just like this.
So just to follow up on that, do you agree?
So why do you think Joe Biden's Justice Department prosecuted him, a sitting congressman in the Democratic Party?
That's not your follow-up question?
No, let's listen.
Are you with the president's pardon here?
Do you think that that was a good thing then?
I don't know why the president decided to do this.
I think the outcome was exactly the right outcome.
Well, just well, Congressman Queyar, we should note, is one of a handful of House Democrats who sits in a district President Trump won in 2024.
So now he has this presidential pardon.
Have you had any conversations with the congressman about him potentially switching to the Republican Party?
I think Congressman Queyar is a highly valued member of the House Democratic Caucus, and I expect that he'll continue to remain a highly valued member of the House Democratic Caucus.
What about reelection plans?
Has he informed you of that?
No, I think the filing deadline in Texas is upcoming in the next few days.
Many of the members of the Texas congressional delegation have yet to file for reelection.
I expect that we'll see that happen in advance of the Monday deadline.
So that's the leader of the Democrats in the House.
That's why I showed you that.
He's the leader.
He's a real Joe Lieberman.
He's a real Trump pardons Democrat Henry Quayar, who was indicted on bribery and money laundering charges.
Queyar sold out his district for $600,000 in bribes from a foreign government.
Bribery and corruption is what both parties do best, and this pardon will only encourage more of it.
And by the way, here's all the criminals that Trump has pardoned.
With the pardon of Representative Henry Queyar, who had been accused of bribery and corruption, President Trump has now pardoned 12 members of Congress, 10 Republicans and two Democrats.
All but Quear had been convicted.
So all these people had been convicted: insider trading, campaign corruption, lying to the FBI, extruption line, bribery, tax evasion, corruption.
They've all were convicted.
Trump pardoned all of them because he wants you to know that crime does pay.
You know, some of them may.
The Rod Bogoyevich, I know there's some argument as to whether he should have been convicted.
It could have been law affair, but the point is, you don't get to ever know the real reason any of this happens.
That's right.
That's the main thing.
Donald, here's Nick Cruz, who was just on with us, says Donald Trump pardons corrupt Democrat Henry Quayar.
The two-party system is a scam.
We have a uniparty where the capitalist elite keeps sending a loud message that they are above the law.
Exactly.
That's how you know Trump sucked Clinton's dick and that's real.
Is there any better illustration of the one-party system than Trump blowing Bill Clinton and not putting Hillary in jail?
Like he said.
Didn't put Hillary in jail.
So guess what?
It looks like Zelensky, they're finding ways to get rid of him because he's no longer useful to the regime.
The hero are here.
But here's from Sky News.
A lot of breaking news coming to us from out of Ukraine.
Now, you will know that there has been a corruption scandal engulfing that man's administration, President Vladimir Zelensky.
In the last few minutes, officials have reported that the anti-corruption authorities, that is Nabu, have carried out searches of President Zelensky's offices.
That's according to officials there.
Well, yes, and as we're saying, really corruption in Ukraine?
You mean he was actually doing dirty deals while he was sending vans around to harvest all your young men and get them killed out on the field?
That wasn't the problem?
Wow.
Isn't that interesting?
That wasn't the problem.
Here we go.
Ukraine has been caught up in this damaging corruption scandal.
Anti-corruption agencies have been talking about how they believe that some of President Zelensky's close associates could be involved in some kind of plot.
The thought is that perhaps money has been skimmed off Ukraine's energy sector.
You mean the money that, you mean the hundreds of billions of dollars that we sent to Ukraine and specifically made sure that there was no oversight on how that money was being spent?
And you think that he didn't get a couple of billion dollars off that?
You think he didn't skim?
Not that money, Jimmy.
That's the weapons.
Right, this is just for them.
This is different.
This is energy.
This is their energy money.
So of course they're skimming it every turn.
Okay, here we go.
And this scandal erupting, of course, while Ukrainians are suffering blackouts caused by Russian bombing.
So that investigation is underway.
So this latest development is that officials are now saying that those anti-corruption authorities are conducting searches of President Zelensky's chief of staff.
Yeah, it centers around that energy company, Energy Atom.
And the main focus of this is one of President Zelensky's key allies, a man called Timur Mindich, who is accused of being involved in this scandal.
He has fled Ukraine.
He fled a couple of weeks ago.
And the authorities there want to speak to him, of course.
But as we see from this latest line of reporting, these searches now right at the heart of the Kiev administration in Zelensky's office.
This has now come very, very close to the president.
We'll get more details, of course, on this throughout the day here on Sky News.
So anti-corruption units raid home and offices of Zelensky's chief of staff.
First of all, I'm genuinely shocked because Ukraine has an anti-corruption unit.
Since when?
What the huh?
What the?
Are you kidding?
Is it the old corruption unit that they refitted to be anti-corruption?
Yeah.
Anti-corruption units have raided the home and office of Ukraine President Voldemort Zelensky's chief of staff, Andreal Dermak.
And in an unwelcome distraction for Kiev officials as they battle to defeat Russia's invasion, it's very unwelcome.
Two national agents, they're busy.
They're busy losing a war and getting their children slaughtered by the millions.
They're too busy doing that.
Noise.
Two national agencies fighting entrenched corruption in Ukraine said Ukraine say they searched Yermak's office.
Yermak, a powerful figure in Ukraine and a key participant in talks with the United States, confirmed they also searched his apartment.
No kidding.
Yeah.
The National Anti-Corruption Bureau of Ukraine and the Specialized Anti-Corruption Prosecutor's Office are Ukrainian anti-corruption watchdogs.
They are behind a major investigation into a $100 million energy sector corruption scandal involving top Ukrainian officials.
An energy scandal?
You mean like the kind Trump was impeached for asking Zelensky to look into?
You mean that kind of.
What's happening?
Remember that?
So they've been planning to take Zelensky out for, I guess, a few months at least now, and that's it's coming to fruition, is what that tells me.
That's what it sounds like.
It sounds like they're getting rid of him.
Zelensky faced an unprecedented rebellion from his own lawmakers earlier this month after investigators published details of their energy sector investigation.
Although Yermak was not accused of any wrongdoing, several senior lawmakers in Zelensky's party said Yermak should take responsibility for the debacle in order to restore public trust.
Some said that if Zelensky didn't fire him, the party could split, threatening the president's parliamentary majority.
But Zelensky defied them.
Zelensky urged Ukrainians to unite and stop the political games in light of the U.S. pressure to reach a settlement with Russia.
Really?
Wow.
Wow.
You can only round people up so long on street corners before you got a nephew of someone in your staff, and now they can't wait to stab you in the back for it.
You see, they grabbed Angelina Jolie's assistant when she landed.
No way.
Yeah.
Really?
Should have got a special thing, dispensation to get him out of the fucking.
I did not see that.
Hey, how much do you want to bet that Yermak guy wasn't at fault?
And this is like the Nord Stream 2 pipeline where they just pinned it on one guy.
That's what I think.
I mean, I bet everything on that, Jimmy.
Clearly, I wouldn't even blame Zelensky at the end of the day because he's clearly a puppet.
Who's in charge of anything?
Right?
So Jim Ferguson from the UK tweets out, breaking.
Zelensky is finished.
The globalists are cutting him loose because that's what it sounds like to me.
And they don't want to.
Anyway, the moment everybody.
What a little Carlos Vincia arc, this guy had.
Couldn't get enough of him.
Now they don't like him.
Now they don't like him.
Now he can't even sell out a club.
Yeah.
Voldemar Zelensky, once the media's golden idol, the globalist perfect puppet and the West's most useful asset, is now being sacrificed.
Anti-corruption authorities just raided his own office in Kiev.
His closest allies are fleeing the country.
Wow.
I'm surprised when you have no elections for a while that how corrupt it is from a baseline of very corrupt Ukraine, or as I call it, New Israel, is going the way.
It's going the way of the bankrupted Noah's Ark attraction.
Another worn-out tool gets thrown into the landfill.
So he goes on.
Investigators say money was skimmed from Ukraine's energy sector while ordinary Ukrainians sat in darkness during Russian strikes.
This is no minor scandal.
This is the net tightening.
The global machine that installed him is now dismantling him because Zelensky has served his purpose.
The war didn't go the way NATO promised.
Western public support collapsed.
The money laundering pipelines are being exposed.
And now Europe is shifting to post-Zelensky.
Oh, he's the new Tibet.
Well, he thought Zelensky thought he would be the one toilet paper that everyone would reuse.
I don't know what he thought.
I think he was coked out of his head most of the time.
I think he just got threatened with death from the Nazis and from NATO.
What are you going to do?
What's he going to do?
A puppet of some weird oligarch who they put him on TV as a vehicle to get him into presidency.
So the question becomes: where will he run?
Or will he get erased before he can talk?
A desperate leader engulfed in scandal with billions unaccounted for and foreign intelligence services circling.
This is how globalists' assets end.
Not with applause, but with handcuffs, exile, or silence, or the same way we did to Gaddafi, the same way we did to stick in the ass.
Don't forget that one.
Look, look what we did to who was the guy in Panama?
Noriaga.
Noriega.
Noriega.
This is how we.
So, as Henry Kissinger said, it's dangerous to be America's enemy, but it's deadly to be America's friend.
Well, he would just say it right out loud, wouldn't he?
He did.
Yep.
He didn't care.
No, Noriega did, right?
He had Epstein video on some of our dear leaders and Gary Devore, who wrote Commando and some other thing, the guy that was found with no hands when his car went off the road.
He was writing a screenplay about it just before that happened to him.
Oh, so now he can't type the kicker.
Because we know they didn't care about drugs since the CIA brought drugs in here on purpose.
So the story of why they got him makes no sense whatsoever.
So it had to be something like that.
It is that.
So this looks like the beginning of the end for Zelensky.
This is how they're going to get rid of him.
And I wonder if he hasn't thought.
I'm sure he's thought about this a lot.
Don't you think he would just take at least a couple hundred million dollars or a couple of million and just try to disappear somehow?
Like get one of those face, fake CIA masks that you can't tell.
And then when he goes out in public, wear one of those.
And I mean, what?
You don't think he wanted to do that a million times?
He's not allowed to.
I bet he was not allowed to.
He wanted a peace deal.
Boris Johnson was able to be like, you can't do that.
Yeah.
So what do you think?
At this point, they're letting him just leave.
No, they're telling him to stay.
No, that's why I'm saying to kill him.
I know what that's what I'm saying: is he knows they're going to kill him or do or even worse.
And doesn't even.
Why wouldn't he try to sneak away and get one of those masks and steal?
You know, he's already skimmed.
You know, he skimmed at least a couple hundred million dollars.
So, I mean, they gave him hundreds of billions.
You know, he's skimmed.
He's okay, dude.
I think he is like going to be like Scarface at the last minute.
He's going to kick the door open, say, say hello to my little friend.
Then Sean Penn jumps out.
That's my bet.
Now it's a longer shot, but I think it's a good, good bet.
Okay.
All right.
We'll see what happens to Zelensky.
We'll see.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
What's up, dude?
It's Kash Patel.
FBI Director Patel, how are you today?
I'm drunk, yo, no cap.
That's great.
And what are you up to?
You know me, dude.
Busting criminals and inhabiting psycho-spiritual spaces that are liminal.
Sorry, I just took a bunch of ketamine.
Hey, Mr. Director, I hope you don't mind me asking, but I've come across this story here recently that doesn't make you look too good.
It's not true.
I'm awesome.
That's the headline.
It has to do with the incident involving your FBI jacket.
That doesn't make me look bad at all.
It makes me look like a patriot and a leader.
Could you explain to our listeners?
Because what I'm hearing is that you wouldn't get off the plane in Utah at the Charlie Kirk assassination crime scene until somebody found you an FBI jacket.
And the report is you actually had to put on a woman's medium.
Well, okay.
So when my friend Charlie Kirk was assassinated, who is in Valhalla now, where I will see him.
Yes.
Me and the other FBI guys flew to Utah to investigate or at least find someone to charge with the crime.
But when the plane landed, everyone had an official FBI jacket but me.
So what?
So what?
That's the most important thing, dude.
Optics, visuals, fucking Riz.
People need to see you're in charge, especially me, because I am in charge of the fucking FBI.
And that requires a special FBI jacket that says FBI on it.
They look cool and they signify authority.
What is and they make a special sound, right?
Yeah, they're windbreakers with that fabric.
So when you walk, they go.
People hear that and they think, oh shit, important people are here.
How am I supposed to command respect when I'm not making that sound?
I hear you loud and clear.
So I'm like, I'm not getting off this fucking plane without a jacket.
And they're like, please.
And I said, no.
And I crossed my arms.
I'm a fucking leader.
I said, get me a jacket.
And all they had were larges and extra larges, which wouldn't work because they make those jackets all weird.
They tailor them all wrong so they don't fit me right.
But I said, okay, I'll try it.
So we took one of those big ones and sort of cinched the sleeves and tucked it in under my pants and like smoothed it out.
So then we step out of the plane onto the tarmac.
And, you know, Utah is really windy.
And I felt that wind, brother, and it kind of filled the jacket up and like inflated it.
And I felt like one of my feet kind of coming up off the ground.
Oh, no.
I'm like, yeah, dude, I can't be flying over a crime scene like fucking Mary Poppins over here.
That's not good.
So we went back in the plane.
We thought about maybe weighing me down by putting rocks in my pocket, but we eventually scrapped that plan.
So back to square one.
What did you end up doing?
Well, there was a non-standard size issue FBI jacket on the aircraft.
So you mean a girls' jacket?
What does that even mean, dude?
What do you mean?
What does it mean?
A jacket meant for a woman.
It was meant for whoever was wearing it.
In this case, now me.
I was wearing it and it looked awesome.
It fit perfectly.
But there were no cool patches.
So I refused to leave the plane without patches like a fucking leader of men.
Why did you need patches to go investigate a murderer?
Because they look cool, dude.
Wake the fuck up.
So some of the other agents who are like snipers or some shit gave me their Velcro patches so I could put them on my jacket and look as cool as they do.
The ones, you know, the guys who actually earned the patches.
But really, since I'm their boss now, I basically earn them too.
Whatever they earned, I also earned because I'm above them.
Okay, I see.
So, yeah, this is a story about me exercising leadership, commanding authority over subordinates, and getting shit done.
This is the type of teamwork that is essential to solving crimes.
Yeah, and you really solved that Charlie Kirk case.
Fucking A-Right, we did.
I did.
Just solved it 100%.
Fucking 200.
Wait, are you being sarcastic?
Fuck you, dude.
It's solved as far as you know.
Who cares what you think, dude?
You're chopped an unk.
The girls at the club think I'm fucking awesome as shit, and they believe I solve all the crimes personally, like Scooby-Doo.
Scooby-Doo wasn't really the one who solved the cases.
I told you, dude, I'm on fucking drugs.
Drugs, dude.
Scooby-Doo could be real for all I know and involved in Charlie's murder.
In fact, you know what?
If I tell an FBI agent to look into that, they have to do it because I'm the fucking director.
What do you think of that, dude?
I'm going to do it right now.
Hey, check out the Scooby-Doo angle, Agent Magoo, or whatever, and get me my fucking jacket with my fucking patches.
How was your Thanksgiving?
It's pretty clutch, dude.
I actually went to Tennessee and spent it with my girlfriend's family for the first time.
You know, they had like the whole spread out turkey, all that shit.
Uh-huh.
And all the dudes in her family are like huge country boys, like six foot five.
One of them made a joke when they saw me about not having to worry about me eating all the food.
I was like, you know what?
Fuck you.
I didn't say that, but I thought it.
And I fucking ate like a madman, dude.
I had like four full plates and like a whole pie.
They were like, holy shit, dude, this fucker's a real eater.
I could tell they were seriously impressed.
My goodness, did you feel okay afterwards?
Not at all, dude.
In fact, I had to go to the hospital with an impacted colon that night, but whatever.
I may have been lying face down on a gurney with my ass up in the air, having it looked at by doctors, but at least I proved I'm not a fucking cuck.
Okay.
I could hear her family out in the waiting room laughing, but I know it was not about me.
I proved myself every bit of man is those fucking hicks.
I proved I'm a man.
That was yours.
We had a nice time.
Thanks for asking.
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