You WON'T BELIEVE How Much Money We're REALLY Sending To Israel!
We all know that the United States ships billions of dollars to Israel, but in this segment Jimmy explains how the true figure is much higher than most of us have been led to believe, and that U.S. financial support for Israel has totaled about $1.6 trillion since 1973. He and Americans' Comedian Kurt Metzger criticize how taxpayer funds—through direct military aid, state pension investments in Israeli bonds, and emergency spending—are allegedly prioritized for foreign conflicts rather than addressing economic struggles at home. They argue that both political parties enable this imbalance, pointing to examples like Senator Ted Cruz's over-the-top pro-Israel remarks as evidence of bipartisan subservience to foreign interests. The segment closes by contrasting America's deteriorating infrastructure and social welfare with the vast sums directed overseas, framing the issue as one of class and systemic corruption rather than left versus right politics. Plus segment on Candace Owens' growing popularity since being fired by Ben Shapiro and video of Ukrainian President Zelensky acknowledging just days after the Russian invasion that many western powers wanted to use Ukraine just to weaken Russia. Also featuring Mike MacRae and Stef Zamorano. Plus a phone call from Andrew Cuomo and Zohran Mamdani!
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Since 1973, Israel has cost the United States about $1.6 trillion.
If divided by today's population, that's more than $5,700 per person.
So a lot of people try to say that they don't really care about Israel and it's only $3 billion a year.
Well, guess what?
Speak with the Disney.
Well, do you think they're being honest with you how much money it is a year?
Do you imagine that?
Yeah, so they're not.
They're not being honest with you.
So don't tell me you don't have a dog in the fight, says Speak with Dee Dee.
Speak with Didi says, don't tell me you don't have a dog in this Israel fight.
We have 45 million dogs per day in this fight daily.
$45 million a day has gone to Israel.
I'm going to say for the last 60 years, but let's watch this video.
Watch.
In just two years, the U.S. has spent more than $33 billion tied to Israel in the Gaza war.
That's $45 million every single day.
Wow.
That's more than $3 billion.
They tell me it was only $3 billion.
That's what Ben Shapiro will tell you.
Yeah.
And when I figure in the Iraq war, which was not for oil, remember dumb liberals said, no, war for oil.
Don't worry, liberals.
It was war for Israel.
It was war for Israel.
So figure that in, too.
Okay.
Split across Israel's 9.2 million people.
That's $4.85 per person per day.
$144 each month.
For a family of four, almost $600 a month.
Most of it, $21.7 billion in direct military aid.
Missiles, jets, tanks, iron dome, another $10 to $12 billion for U.S. operations, warships in the Red Sea, drone strikes in Yemen, expanded bases.
Much of it was even fast-tracked through emergency powers.
Billions moved without the usual long congressional process.
Meanwhile, Americans juggle grocery bills, medical debt, and student loans, while Washington ships billions overseas for war.
Two years, $33 billion, $45 million every single day, not for struggling families at home, but to fuel a war thousands of miles away.
Your money, their war.
What do you think?
Should this be America's priority?
I'm going to guess most Americans would say no.
It shouldn't be it.
That's what they thought they were voting for when they voted for Donald Trump.
They were voting for America first.
But of course, right now we're screwing our own cattle farmers at the behest of billionaires in Argentina.
And we're not, people are literally in food lines because the government shutdown.
People can't get their food stamped.
The poorest people in America, 99 million Americans are low income.
And instead of taking that $33 billion and spending it on our own people at home, we're giving it to Israel.
And I don't know.
Why don't they just give them America?
Oh, wait.
They already did.
I mean, yeah, they got.
Again, Jews don't run the media.
One.
Larry Ellison.
Jew runs it.
So Grok says, so we asked Grock, how much has the United States spent on Ukraine and Gaza?
The United States has provided extensive support to Ukraine since Russia's full-scale, that's what it says in February, invasion, encompassing military aid, economic assistance, humanitarian relief, and operations to bolster U.S. and NATO security in Europe.
So we're giving money.
We're paying for people in Ukraine.
We're paying their health care and we're paying their social security and we're paying their teachers.
And then we give $33 billion to Israel for the same shit.
We're cutting snap.
As we cut health care back at home, we cut Medicaid.
We cut Medicare and we cut food stamps back here at home.
Just so you know.
Keep being loyal.
As of the mid-2025, the total U.S. allocations exceed $180 billion.
$180 billion.
And you know, the average Ukrainian citizen is not even remotely getting the same amount of that money as Israelis are.
Okay.
They don't have enough money to get the hell out of there even.
No, that's just Zelensky's cocaine bill.
Is Gavin Newsom in charge of their relief money as well?
Or is it just Karen Bass?
That's my question.
Total spending since October 2023 has reached $31 to $34 billion on the Gaza war for Israel.
Okay.
And here's a report.
Israel to spend over half a billion shekels turning chat GBT into public diplomacy tool.
Foreign ministries, $145 million global campaign enlists U.S. firms, influencers, AI platforms like ChatGPT to shape pro-Israel narratives online and counter growing criticism among young Americans.
Whoa.
And Brian Tashman says America sends billions of taxpayer dollars to Israel so they can in turn spend millions telling Americans to send Israel even more money.
And that, yep.
And that's the best part.
We're paying for it.
Yay.
That's the best part.
Wow.
Here is Gen X Girl says Israel lobby siphons U.S. taxpayer money to send to Israel.
How much?
$3 trillion, 8.3% of our national debt.
Additionally, $2.3 billion in state employee pension funds have been used to buy high-risk Israel bonds.
Israel anti-boycott laws keep us subservient.
And so we're forcing states and counties are using your pension funds to buy junk bonds, Israel's junk bonds, because their economy is so bad that Moody's is going to drop their bond rating to junk.
Remember the housing crash and they made that fun movie about it with Steve Carell and everybody and they explained about junk bonds?
They're doing it again.
They're doing it again.
Israel to you, morons.
They're doing it again.
Hang on, let me.
So let's watch this video.
You can keep Kurt up.
What is the U.S. taxpayer cost of supporting Israel?
$3 trillion.
Wait, aren't we missing $4 trillion from a little bit ago?
Remember the $2 trillion we couldn't account for right before 9-11?
And then that happened again.
Okay, here we go.
So what do our state representatives do?
State employees' pensions used to buy high-risk Israeli bonds.
So they're using your so state pensions money go to Israel junk bonds.
So South Carolina.
So these are all the all flows one way.
All the money flows that way.
And that's a development corporation for Israel bonds.
Yeah.
These are all the different Alabama, Oklahoma, Louisiana, all the different states sending their money to buy horrible bonds in Israel.
They drink your milkshake, you morons.
Yeah.
Keep voting.
Keep being part of the thing.
Keep enlisting, imbeciles.
Keep doing it.
Keep doing it.
So Alabama sends $10 million.
Arizona sends $20 million.
Arkansas, $57.
Florida, $200 million in Israel bonds.
Georgia, $25 million in Israeli bonds.
Illinois, $100 million in Israel bonds.
Indiana, $100 million.
Louisiana, $30 million.
Mississippi, $20 million.
New York, $267 million.
Ohio, $187 million.
Oklahoma, $62 million.
Pennsylvania, $56 million.
South Carolina, $30 million.
Texas, $140 million to Israel.
County employee pension and used to buy high-risk Israeli bonds.
That's county employee pensions.
$5 million from Broward County.
$76 million from Miami-Dade County.
$700 million from Palm Beach County.
$33 million from, so this total taxpayer cost of supporting Israel, you ready for this?
$1.6 trillion U.S. taxpayers' cost for Israel support.
Since 1973, hang on, let me back that up.
Ben was only off by how much?
Since 1973, Israel has cost the United States about $1.6 trillion.
If divided by today's population, that's more than $5,700 per person.
That's from the Christian Science Monitor.
How expensive are aircraft carriers?
They cost $1.6 trillion.
It's not our aircraft carrier.
That's our Mars base in the Middle East.
What have they done with that $1.6 trillion?
I'm guessing somebody's skimming some of that money.
Dr. Evil only asked for a million dollars.
Right?
Israel's taking more than Dr. Evil.
So from 1973 to 2002, $1.6 trillion.
From 2003 to 2024, $1.4 trillion.
Total, $3 trillion.
Okay, so here's what America is.
Imagine a stupid rock star whose agents are robbing them.
And then when they find out they die and join the 27 Club.
That's America.
Get ready for Israel to kill us and live off the residuals.
Let's see if there's any more to this video.
I think that's it.
And here's Ted Cruz.
So here's Blakely.
Oh, I love Blakely.
Have you thanked Israel today?
Senator allegedly representing Texas, Ted Cruz, says that Americans should be thanking the Israeli regime for accepting billions of our money.
Let's watch her.
Let's watch.
Made America safer in the United States of America.
Should say to that little nation, thank you.
So that was Ted Cruz.
Now, he's allegedly the senator from Texas in the United States.
This is a real quote from him when he was being interviewed by Tucker Carlson, where he admitted literally that he went to the Senate for Israel.
And that embarrassing, humiliating performance where he is demanding that Americans thank the Israeli regime for the privilege of giving them $32 billion since October 7th and a standing $3 billion a year of our taxpayer money.
This is a common thing that you hear from our so-called lawmakers where they demand that we all be constantly thankful to the Israeli regime that does nothing but make everybody in the world, especially in the Middle East, despise us.
By the way, the government has been shut down for 21 days and he's done nothing for any of his constituents.
And in fact, a lot of people in his own state have been going to food banks because they're not getting paid.
Remember that the government shutdown only affects your pay if you're an American worker.
It doesn't stop the money we give to Israel.
But instead of focusing on that, he's at the Koofi event, which is Christians United for Israel, demanding that the American taxpayer who doesn't have any money ourselves, because people like him ensure that all of our taxpayer money goes to the 1%, corporations, and for our government, say twank you to the Israeli regime.
Have you sent twang you to Israel today?
When are we going to start making them register for lobbyists?
Because he clearly doesn't work for taxes.
Clearly.
Oh, Jimmy, I resent you some great Ted Cruz course.
Okay, hang on.
I'm going to play in a second.
So then I say, whoa, hold on there, partner.
You got about five seconds to explain how anything you just said helps defend the blessed state of Israel.
Or I walk.
That's simple.
Guess what?
He couldn't come up with a single thing.
So I pulled my pants up and I never went to that urologist ever again.
Wow.
He is really dedicated.
So there's so when you don't have enough money to pay your mortgage or your health insurance premiums more than your mortgage, and you can't afford to send your kid to college or you can't afford to take a vacation or you can't afford to go out to dinner or go out to see a show or you can't, whatever.
Just know where your tax money's going.
It's not going back in America because we don't have nice things here.
We don't have nice things here.
Thank you, tiny country, for keeping me safe.
We have a crumbling infrastructure.
We've outsourced all our good-paying jobs to more desperate people in more desperate situations, like in China and Thailand, places like that, places like Bangladesh, places like India.
We've gotten rid of all our good-paying jobs.
And so we're now a financialized economy, and that only helps to financialize people.
So we've gotten rid of our, we're pretty close to getting rid of our middle class.
It's rich and poor.
So these aren't left-right issues.
These are us against them.
And they keep us distracted with the left-right issues.
They keep us distracted with trans people in bathrooms.
They keep us distracted with the abortion.
They keep us distracted with gay rights.
They keep us, what else do they keep us distracted with?
A million things.
Left.
Oh, so they're going to socialists.
They're going to give you health care.
Fat people are getting your health care money.
That's not what's happening.
What's happening?
Well, Wall Street's getting your health care money.
Oh, no.
The people that went to Epstein Island might leave New York.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Epstein lived there and everybody went to his freaking house.
Oh, they'll leave.
No.
Wow.
What a collection of jerk-offs.
All those people.
Yeah.
By the way, you know that people saying, oh, there's going to be all these people are going to leave New York if Mamdani becomes.
You know, the effect of that would be it would lower people's rents.
You know that, right?
If those people actually left, it would lower the rents.
No.
So no one will ever go to New York again if the billionaires leave.
So he'll go to their bunkers.
That's right.
So you're giving you Mamdani a win right off the bat because rents would fall probably.
I saw an estimate that rents would fall 17%.
Oh, I only saw 14.
Okay, maybe 14.
So if all the people left who said they were leaving, the rents would fall by 14%.
Hey, if they didn't fall at all, you just got the fuck out.
That's cool too.
Fuck you, billionaires.
Fuck you.
So you can't be angry enough at our politicians for being cucks to Israel.
You can't be angry enough.
Imagine what we could do with that $3 trillion.
All right.
Took all your money to give to a military industrial complex that has not won a war in 80 goddamn years.
That's right.
Who gives it to Israel to keep us safe, which they don't do?
And they also don't keep Jews safe.
In fact, they kill Jews on the regular.
That's right.
For their many false flags to justify taking everything.
Is everybody a moron?
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I'd love to do work with Jimmy Doer.
I have loved his videos, and he has made me laugh in his coverage of the absurd things that we are being told about the Charlie Kirk assassination.
Candace Owens podcast is the number one show in the world.
Oh, is that why my ex stream is just blasted with Zionist bullshit?
Yeah, so they're coming after her now.
Oh, they are coming hard.
She's number one.
Number one.
There it is.
This is from Twitter's.
Candace Owens podcast achieved the top worldwide ranking with 3.5 million daily downloads as reported by Pod Scribe.
While she promotes unverified favorite trend ever, number one worldwide.
There it is.
Candace Owens podcast hits number one worldwide without promotion, with no promotion.
Unverified.
That's the most honest.
I mean, unverified by who is right?
3.5 million a day.
I thought Joe Rogan gets 13 million.
But maybe, I don't know.
Maybe, who knows?
It's just to indicate: look, Israel has a double-edged sword with them because one, they have to make everyone hate them.
The people, the psychopaths in charge, they want you to hate them because they want all the Jews to not feel safe so that they have to get together with Israel, right?
Yes.
The bad part of that is they've created this thing where the whole world is getting mad at Israel.
So that's going to boost her podcast, which they don't want.
The more they come at her, here she tweets this out.
She says, banned from Australia.
I'm going to Australia.
How come I'm not banned from Australia?
I'm going there.
Because you're slipping.
What's that?
You slip in.
I'm slipping in.
Just like I slipped into the UK.
Nobody cared.
Nobody cared when I got there.
Nobody cared when I came home.
They're not making a big deal out of me.
It hurts my feelings.
You know what?
That's interesting to me, Jimmy, because I always suspect that things are being curated.
And that's why, you know, because if you remember the Twitter files, people who weren't even as big as you at all, like with 100 followers, got suppressed, but you're not.
So this is all like a play for me to see.
No, I got suppressed on YouTube.
They didn't.
I mean, traveling and all that.
Oh, traveling.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
You know, the flashpoint events that people emotionally bond to, you know?
Right.
So she says, banned from Australia, sued by France, fired, smeared, libeled, demonized, demonetized, person persona non grada at award ceremonies, and 3.5 million downloads a day.
Just incredible.
We've been in a fight mode for so long that today feels like a celebration.
Congratulations, Candace.
So here's according to them.
She's got the first one.
And then Diary of a CEO.
This guy's like 33 years old.
This Diary of the C.
He just came out of nowhere.
All of a sudden, I watch his.
He has good guests.
He's like Rogan, kind of.
He has all these different types of guests, and they talk for long.
He's basically doing Rogan's podcast.
A lot of people are.
If you have enough money, you could astroturf yourself.
And some people are just that.
Some people, you know, they have money.
Nice CEO.
Yeah, I don't know.
And it's a good show.
I'm not saying that guy doesn't do a good show.
I just don't understand how it came out of nowhere, this guy to be.
Maybe I don't know the backstory.
Money behind it.
So there got to be money.
And then some show I never heard of and other shows I never killed Tony.
Oh one, two, three, four, five.
That's Western Power where I live.
Number five.
Kill Tony.
Congratulations to Tony Hitchcliffe.
And then Joe Rogan's all the way at the bottom.
So there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen is Joe Rogan, according to this list.
Now, Joe Rogan's on YouTube.
He's on Spotify.
And I think if you're on Spotify, they don't release the numbers.
So I know Joe Rogan has at least 13 million subscribers.
He added a couple of million when they were coming at him over vibramecton and COVID.
So anyway, but I don't believe that the ABC News podcast is a friend of Joe Rogan.
I don't believe that.
But anyway, here she is announcing it.
That I should be fired.
Thank you for firing me.
And thank you.
She's thanking Ben Shapiro for firing her because now she gets to go on to be the number one podcast in the world.
Here she is.
That I should be fired.
Thank you for firing me.
And thank you for the publicity of the firing.
Andrew Claven, Christ is king.
Thank you so much.
You are a hero in my book.
Tucker Carlson.
I don't know.
I feel like I should thank you because a lot happened because people thought that we were plotting behind the scenes and we never were.
And thank you, Tucker Carlson, for the weeks that I get off when the media is attacking you instead of me.
Now it's kind of together.
It's Tucker Carlson and Cameras Owens, but thank you.
I want to thank Australia.
We see you, Australia.
Tony Burke, thank you for banning us from an entire country, even though I didn't do nothing.
I did do nothing, but I'm banned.
And guess what?
You got to hear me anyways.
Ha ha ha, Tony Burke.
Okay, but in reality.
So I got to bone up on some Australian politics because I'm going to Australia.
So I got to get, I would like to have some local jokes.
So we're going to do that and find out who all the asswipes are in Australia who did all the lockdowns, who banned Candace, all that stuff.
So we can make fun of them.
So there she is thinking, Ben Shapiro's got to be, oh, he's not having a good day.
Nico House says, Ben Shapiro got to be punching the air right now after he thought he was going to end Candace Owens only to have her rise to the number one podcast in the world.
The conservative world just found out they don't need Zionists anymore.
They don't need Zionists anymore.
Here's my buddy Ryan Mott.
I got to get him on the show.
He says, have you ever seen an athlete at the peak of their career?
You can tell that person was literally built to do exactly what they are doing.
That's Candace Owens today.
Every attack they throw at her, she turns it into ammunition and uses it to destroy them.
This is what peak performance looks like.
Well said.
Well said.
Again, I can't, I'm, I have grown to have deep affection for Candace Owens.
I didn't, I remember I bumped into her at an Admiral's club at the Dallas airport.
I didn't bump into her.
I saw her.
And this was, I don't know, six, seven years ago, probably, right?
How long ago was it?
I don't remember how long ago it was.
Steph says three years ago.
But I didn't know her.
And I saw her.
I just knew who she was.
And I'm like, I'm not going to say anything.
I'm not going to bother her.
I don't want to explain to her who I am.
There's nothing worse than that.
So I didn't say anything to her.
Now I regret it.
No, I wish I would have struck up a conversation with her because she was by herself.
Anyway, she's great.
I really have deep affection for her now.
Love her work.
I love her, you know, her courage, her balls.
She just has, she is, she's a bull, as Andrew Cuomo would say.
And congrats.
I just can't say enough.
I can't believe that I'm not in that.
I can't believe it.
Where's the Jimmy Dorse show?
I thought for sure we'd be in the top 10.
Apparently not.
And I should be fired.
What's that?
You know, well, it said her number.
There were, you know, apps or combined numbers of people.
You know, whatever.
Candace Owens popped up on my phone.
I don't know if it's a real number.
I tried texting her.
It's coming from the Jimmy Dorse show, but didn't text back.
But, yeah, dude, if she's telling the right thing, then good for her.
I don't care about no other thing than you're telling the truth, you know?
Yeah.
And Candace Owens and I don't have to agree on everything for me to be a fan of hers.
Just like people who watch our show, they often say, hey, I don't agree with everything you say, Jimmy, but I appreciate you're honest and I appreciate that you don't demonize people who disagree with you.
And so it's kind of a place where people can come and not be afraid to have different opinions, is my show.
And what people really love when they come to a live show and they come to see us do stand-up is that they're in a room full of people who think like them.
And that doesn't happen very often, especially people who think the same way about Israel, think the same way about COVID, vaccines, the same way about the two duopoly, the two parties, feel the same way about Dr. Fauci, Iver Mectin, hydroxychloroquine.
So the people who have been told they're crazy get to be in a room full of people, hundreds of people who think exactly like them.
People strike up friendships at our shows.
People said it's so exhilarating to be in a room full of like-minded people talking to people in line.
It's one of the funnest things ever.
I can't believe that I have somehow created this.
Anyway, so that's the beauty.
You don't have to, but the Democratic Party became narrative enforcers, and you could not step out of line.
They're very much like Zionists.
You can't step out of line one bit.
Yeah.
And a cult.
A cult.
It's a whole thing where you got to stay in the thing no matter what.
People, Kurt, people I know in Hollywood, people that people would know if I mentioned them, stopped talking to me because I wouldn't vote for Hillary.
Wow, that's your duty to do.
I had the executive producer of Modern Family come at me on Twitter because of the stuff I was saying on KPFK on my radio show here in Los Angeles.
Wow.
Who would have thought that a dipshit producer of a NBC show would have a dumb shit opinion and slap their dumb jibs?
I think it was a CNAC coming.
I think it was ABC.
This weapons manufacturer.
Anyway, look how thick my hair looks.
It's all fake.
I put the shake stuff in.
Oh, I love that stuff.
Topic or whatever.
Oh, it makes it look like I have hair.
Oh, yeah, topic.
I used to use that when I cared.
Yeah.
It looks like you're using a ton of it right now, Kurt.
Yeah, I felt I went to Turkey recently.
Let's listen to Candace said something else that's pretty, that was really heartwarming for me to hear.
Let's listen.
Tonio writes, Candace, you should team up with Dave Smith, Ian Carroll, and Jimmy Dore, form a coalition, share editors, push promotion, and spark Occupy Wall Street 2.0, end the Fed, fulfill Tupac's dream of a new party.
I think I'm so traumatized from being at and like working for somebody else.
And I don't know that I could ever work for anybody else, but forming a coalition, helping each other, we already do behind the scenes.
I haven't done that with Jimmy Dore, but anything.
These other people, Ian Carroll, we text regularly.
Dave Smith, we text regularly when we're sharing information or asking each other questions or asking for guidance.
And I look up to these people for what they're doing.
I look not even up to these people.
I look beside and I see these people.
And I know that we are like in a line united and there is like an army that's rising.
And it feels to me like it is the army of God.
I'd love to do work with Jimmy Dore.
I have loved his videos and he has made me laugh in his coverage of the absurd things that we are being told about the Charlie Kirk assassination.
I'm fantastic for you.
Listen to that again.
I liked hearing that.
That made me feel like he has to buddy up to his flag.
I have loved his videos and he has made me laugh.
I mean, he has somebody up to his flag.
He's just like an army that's rising and it feels to me like it is the army of God.
I'd love to do work with Jimmy Dore.
I have loved his videos and he has made me laugh in his coverage of the absurd things that we are being told about the Charlie Kirk assassination.
And she's got a great sense of humor.
That's another reason why I love her.
She's got a great sense of humor.
She's wonderful.
And I would text you, Candace.
I don't have your text.
I don't have your cell number.
I think I do.
I must have it because of some weird shit with Dave Smith.
You know how apps will connect?
They'll be like in front of the number.
But I do have contact for her.
I have her producer, stuff like that.
So I will send my phone number to her.
Hopefully we could.
Oh, boy, what a day that would be.
Anyway, big, big congrats to Candace.
You deserve it.
She's really taking it on the chin.
She's taking on.
I guess I have an affinity for someone who takes on her own party, her own side, because that's what my whole life has been in this space, was pushing back against the Democrats.
So since I started this show in 2015, December of 2015, it's been about my outrage over how the Democrats are horrible.
And my whole message was, we want to know why people are voting for Trump because the Democrats are so horrible.
Don't blame people who are voting for Trump.
Blame people for the Democrats for not giving them something to vote for.
That's been my whole thing.
And now Marjorie Taylor Greene is doing that.
There is no Democrat currently doing that to the Democratic Party.
Marjorie Taylor Greene, Thomas Massey, they're doing it to their own party.
Not one Democrat.
I can't find a Democrat doing that to their own party.
AOC, Bernie Sanders, not a big one.
You'd have to be a moron not to like Massey.
You have to be such a disingenuous person.
I totally agree too.
And Marjorie Taylor Greene is now firmly to the left of AOC and Bernie Sanders.
First of all, these things aren't real.
It's the upstairs, downstairs.
They better figure it out before it's too late.
Firmly to the left.
The left of them on Israel, left of them on Ukraine, left to them on health care, left to them on jobs, to the left.
So, anyway, so that's why I think I also have a special affinity for Candace Owens because she takes on her own party.
That's the heart.
It's easy to, it's easy to be a partisan and be a Democrat and then just criticize, you know, like what the young Turks did for their whole life.
That's easy.
That's lazy.
That's intellectually lazy.
And that's what Malibu Kyle does now.
Same thing.
And so it takes, that's actually hard.
So that's what I do.
I think it's actually hard work to have to lie for your team when you know it's a lie.
And that's part of that's just part of being an adult in politics.
No, it's hard if you have.
It's hard to me.
It's hard if you have integrity.
But I'm lazy, so I like to not lie for the team.
Like, you know, I'll be wrong a lot, but I won't lie for the team because it's too much work for me.
Anyway, so congratulations to Candace.
She's a real trailblazer.
She's really setting an example for a lot of people.
God bless her.
God bless her.
And we're both Catholics.
I was raised Catholic.
Did you know that?
I went to 12 years of Catholic school.
That's brutal, Jimmy.
I didn't know.
It was pretty brutal.
I didn't know.
I had a lot of good teachers at St. Lawrence High School.
It was probably a top-notch education just with someone.
Got a great education at St. Lawrence High School.
Had a lot of good people.
A lot of good people.
Had a couple of maniacs, but you get those anywhere.
That's even school.
Even the maniac.
They used to call them brothers.
They're Christian brothers.
So they weren't priests.
They were Christian brothers, but they look like priests with the same outfit.
And they're like nuns.
They're like the equivalent of nuns, but they're not.
Why would you want to be a brother?
You got to wear the smock.
Why not just be a priest?
I don't know what the, why would you want to be a brother?
I never understood that.
I never asked.
I never asked them.
I should have.
Are they allowed to have kids and a wife?
No.
Really?
No, the Christian brothers.
Who was the guy?
I thought, who was the guy?
I thought the guy that always said, you know where I'm going to be this summer?
I'm going to lay kids.
We had lay teachers, they called them.
Oh.
It was like it was shoving it right into the Christian brothers' faces.
They're getting laid, and you're not.
So the laid teachers, the ones who weren't religious, I mean, who weren't in the religious order, they were all Catholics.
They weren't in the religious order.
They got to wear regular clothes and everything, and they got to get laid.
And they called them lay teachers, which I just thought was such so funny.
Imagine how much youmagine how hard that made me laugh in high school that they called them lay teachers.
I'm probably going to chuckle bad still in my late 40s.
Still makes me laugh.
I'm laughing right now.
It's kind of funny.
Yeah.
Anyway, congrats again to Candace Owen.
As a really sweet thing, she said about wanting to work with us.
I would love to.
Whatever we could do together is fantastic.
I loved having her around the show.
I'd love to have her back on the show.
We had a lot of laughs when she was on the show, and I learned a lot.
But of course, you're never going to see this on the news.
That's the thing.
That's why I have a show because you're never going to see Zelensky telling the truth.
You're only going to see him when he's lying.
So that's when they put him on the news, when he's lying.
I don't know why people don't know this, but so Glenn Deason tweets out, Zelensky in March of 2022.
That's right as the war started.
Which we covered.
I remember this.
This is before the United States and the UK sabotaged the peace agreement.
This is what Zelensky said.
There are those in the West who don't mind a long war because it would mean exhausting Russia, even if this means the demise of Ukraine and comes at the cost of Ukraine lives.
So that's, I know when I said that, what happened to me?
What happened to me was I got my phone hacked.
When I said that at the UN, I said basically the same thing at the UN.
I got my phone hacked with Pegasus by either the CIA, the Ukraine, or Mossad.
And then you got invited to Bohemian Grove.
And then I got invited to Bohemian Grove.
Let's listen to him saying it.
So everyone has varied interests, he says.
There are those in the West who don't mind a long war.
Keep in mind, this is like a week after the war broke out.
He's telling, he knows the game, that the people in the West, meaning the UK and the United States, they want a long war.
He's saying it.
There are those in the West who don't mind a long war.
They don't care.
They want this to be a long war.
Why?
He's going to tell you because it would mean exhausting Russia, even if this means the demise of Ukraine.
So he knows this, which is why he signed a peace deal immediately with Russia that the United States and the UK then sabotaged.
So he knew this.
He's telling the people right there.
He's telling the truth.
This is Zelensky telling the truth.
The people in the West want a long war, even if it screws Ukraine.
They don't care about the Ukraine.
They just care about hurting Russia.
Okay, he keeps going.
And comes at the cost of Ukrainian lives.
So there he says it.
Even if it means the demise of Ukraine and it comes at the cost of Ukrainian life.
There he was saying it five seconds after the war started.
He knew what the game was.
So that tells you he knows what the game is still.
This is definitely in the interest of some countries to keep the war going.
There it is.
What else?
I don't know what else to tell you.
So exactly what I, I didn't know why we never found this video.
I can't believe it took till 2025 for me to find this video.
Nice job, Glenn Deason.
I don't know where he found it.
But of course, you're never going to see this on the news.
That's the thing.
That's why I have a show, because you're never going to see Zelensky telling the truth.
You're only going to see him when he's lying.
So that's when they put him on the news, when he's lying.
But when he tells the truth, like, yeah, this war is in the interest of other countries, not Ukraine.
Ukraine is going to be slaughtered, and it's going to be our demise.
And the United States and the West wants this war because it will deplete Russia.
They don't care that it's going to be the demise of Ukraine, which it is.
Millions of Ukrainians are going to be dead.
They don't care.
Also, Russia's not weaker.
What are you talking about?
And that's right.
And Russia's not weaker because of this.
And here the truth comes out.
What does the United States want?
Senator Graham, I like the path we're on with U.S. weapons and money.
Ukraine will fight Russia to the last Ukrainians.
You want to hear him say it?
Here it is.
I like the structural path we're on here.
As long as we help Ukraine with the weapons they need and economic support, they will fight to the last person.
There it is.
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I like it when Ukrainians die.
So that's Lindsey Graham being a salesman for the military-industrial complex because the military-industrial complex wants this war.
The economic hitmen want this war, and he's there to do that.
I like this.
He goes, I like it.
This is good.
And then the Ukrainians are going to fight that they're all going to be slaughtered.
They're going to fight to the last Ukrainian.
Good for them.
Jimmy, you don't understand structure.
I like it.
And I like the Mariner Rules.
The United States and the UK sabotage the peace deal because they don't care about Ukraine.
Who said that?
A former NATO advisor said that.
Former Swiss intelligence officer and NATO advisor Jacques Bonn on the next phase of the Russian-Ukraine war and new allegations that the U.S. and U.K. undermined the peace deal that could have ended it.
The West aim is not the victory of Ukraine.
It's the defeat of Russia.
There it is right there.
The problem is that nobody cares about Ukraine.
You know who does?
The stupid ass wipes in my Facebook feed.
The stupid ass-white shitlib Hollywood morons on Twitter with the Ukraine flag on their body.
They don't know that they're, again, being manipulated into supporting another fucking war.
You know who still has a Ukraine flag, Jimmy?
Richard Spencer, the famous Charlottesville at alt-right guy.
Yeah.
So your friends in Richard Spencer have the same Twitter.
So there it is.
There he says the problem is nobody cares about Ukraine.
have just instrumentalized Ukraine for the purpose of U.S. strategic interests, not even European interests.
The fact is that you had three attempts to have an agreement so far between Russia and Ukraine.
The first one started at the request of Zelensky on the 25th of February.
So just one day after the start of the offensive, and Zelensky asked to have negotiations with the Russians.
And you had a first round of negotiations that started at the Belarus border, and this was stopped, in fact, by the European Union.
So, wow, what a stunning revelation.
The European Union, two days after the Zelensky request, the European Union came with the first package of weapons.
That was a package of 450 million Euros for weapons, and with the idea that it should not be negotiated with Vladimir Putin.
We should just fight.
And in March, you had exactly the same scenario.
Zelensky approached the Russians with this offer.
And two days after he made his offer to the Russians, by the way, the European Union came again, exactly the same thing as the first time.
Wow.
Again, the European Union came with the second package, a 500 million Euro for weapons.
And in addition to the Boris Johnson, to that, Boris Johnson called Zelensky to ask him to withdraw his offer.
Otherwise, all the support would be cut.
And Boris Johnson came to Kiev a few days later and reiterated what he just said.
That means no negotiations.
Otherwise, we cut all offers.
And he came with something like 50 million.
I may be wrong on this, but I think he came with a new offer for weapons.
And that was reported by Ukrainian media.
So they're telling Zelensky, you cannot negotiate an end to this war because they don't want an end to the war.
Zelensky wanted an end to the war.
Guess who didn't?
The United States.
Ukrainian sources said explicitly that Boris Johnson and the West basically prevented a peace agreement.
So that's not an invention from some Putin partisan here in the West.
That's also what the Ukrainians felt.
And just a few days after that, Boris Johnson came unexpectedly in Kiev.
And again, in a very famous press conference, he said explicitly, no negotiations with the Russians.
We have to fight.
There is no room for negotiation with Russia.
So on three occasions, in fact, the West prevented any negotiations with the Russians.
And in April, that was probably the most developed offer by Zelensky.
It was a very uncomfortable offer.
It included neutrality of Ukraine, meaning being neutral between the West and Russia, the neutrality of Ukraine, and the station, meaning Ukraine would not join NATO, the neutrality of Ukraine, and the stationing of troops under supervision of external powers, including Russia.
So it was a very extensive agreement, actually, and the Russians were very positive about this agreement.
But again, it's as you just said, it didn't move ahead.
No, it's clear, and I think Lindsey Graham also said at a press conference, he said that the Ukrainians have to fight to the last Ukrainian.
The collective West pressed Zelensky not to negotiate with Russia because the ultimate goal of this whole affair is, in fact, what we have, as we can see described in those publications, of the RAND Corporation of 2019, which is unbalancing Russia or overextending Russia, or I don't have exactly the titles in mind, but two publications of the RAND Corporation.
They had this plan planned out way before.
And that's exactly, by the way, if you read what you have in those publications, you have exactly the description of what is going on right now, including the problem between Azerbaijan and Armenia, the inclusion of Finland and Sweden into NATO.
Everything is there.
Everything is there.
So again, these are corporations running our foreign policy, and it's always more war.
So the very idea of, let's say, the United States' objective since at least 2019 is to isolate Russia and to isolate Russia from the international community.
So that's what they're doing.
They are just misusing Ukraine to that aim.
How do they maintain doing this over and over and over and over again to people that are older than me that should know better?
Like, if I can figure it out, does nobody notice this?
They got one move they do, which is this?
This is the one move.
And they do it.
They won't stop doing it.
And so Americans, can you believe all the fucking morons, Kurt?
That you know.
No, I told you.
That wave that you know in comedy, that you know in comedy.
Yeah, I can believe it.
Of course.
That were for the Ukraine war.
After Iraq, after Libya.
You know what's disturbing?
People that I wouldn't have thought were morons, you know, people I like talking to that are complete trauma-based mind control slaves based on trauma that's so lame, like Trump got elected.
Yeah.
You know, and they've never recovered inside from their Obama dreams, never came to terms with Obama, didn't do what he said.
Just like a bunch of Trump people are not going to come to terms with that.
It's the same goddamn scam.
But how do you fall for it forever?
That's what I don't get.
You could fool me for many years.
I'm not smarter than everybody.
You know, like, how do you trick every people all the time?
It's amazing to me.
And so I just wanted to share this with you, just in case you still weren't sure about the Ukraine war.
Send this to somebody who isn't.
Send this to somebody who still believes in the Ukraine war, who still thinks we're fighting evil, and the Ukrainians need our support.
So I don't know how stupid you could be.
After 20 years of Afghanistan, you still fall for this game?
After Iraq, twice?
You still f after they put a al-Qaeda guy in charge of Syria, you still fall for this?
Just blank out.
Go talk about football, genius.
Just blank out.
I'm telling you, up close watching what people react to.
Remember ISIS, the thing that was bad that they're still talking about like it lives in America secretly?
It's the president of Syria.
So what are you talking about?
Oh, Muslims, we got to worry.
That's how you know James Lindsay's an active liar.
He starts talking about Muslim.
I kid you not.
Sleeper cells.
Are you shitting me?
Not shitting you.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Hello, Jimmy.
This is Andrew Cuomo calling you on the telephone.
Which, by the way, was invented by Antonio Meucci, another great Italian, Bongiorno Miyamici.
Ah, Baggiorno.
Baggiorno.
Comostai.
Thanks for calling.
How are you feeling today, Governor?
Well, Jimmy, needless to say, I have seen better days in my life, certainly in my political career.
But we get up, go onwards and upwards.
That's what we do.
And at least I can take pride in knowing that our campaign presented a real challenge to Mamdani and gave him a run for his money.
I don't think that's really the case at all there.
Well, that's how I'm going to look at it.
You go ahead and do whatever you're going to do.
So you have now been beaten twice by Zoron Mamdami in one year.
How does that feel?
Jimmy, if I allowed myself to process that fact on any level, it would destroy my psyche like a brain-eating amoeba.
So through a psychological process of self-preservation, I am not even allowing myself to really face that reality.
And instead, I'm finding other convoluted ways to look at it.
Jimmy, I was able to present the people of New York City with an opportunity twice in one year.
How many other public servants can say that?
I see, I see.
Well, that is certainly one way to deal with the total political destruction you're experiencing right now.
I don't understand what you mean, it's just well, I mean, come on.
You must realize your political career is over.
The people of New York City have spoken.
Not really.
Not really.
Jimmy, remember what I said last time we spoke.
All I have to do is sit back for four years in a recliner eating popcorn and watch Mayor Mamdani take this city all the way to the edge of oblivion with his communist Muslim policies.
By then, the people of New York will be begging me to be mayor.
They'll say, please, former Governor Cuomo, son of Mario Cuomo, proud Italian American, be our mayor and fix all this.
You can grope all of us one by one.
We don't care.
Just don't be a Muslim socialist.
You really think it'll be that easy?
Oh, Jimmy, please.
I'm no fool.
I am keenly aware that Zoron won because he seized on the issue of unaffordability.
Things really are too expensive for working class people.
And the rest of us, to our detriment, have not properly addressed this.
Now you finally get it?
I do.
I do.
And he put himself out there as the one guy who could do something about it.
So he won.
He has this aura of a savior about him right now.
But here's the thing.
He can't do anything about it.
Even if a mayor could magically make everything in New York City cheaper, this inexperienced bozo would be the last person to pull it off.
He only thinks he can because he's been connected and spoiled by his wealthy parents all his life and told that he's special and could do anything because he's better than everyone.
Okay, all right.
Okay.
So after four years and dear savior has not improved anyone's lives at all, the spell will be broken.
New Yorkers will say, what the fuck have we done?
We really elected a 33-year-old failed rapper to be the mayor of the city where Wall Street is?
A spoiled brat who hates white people?
Okay, let's get a real New Yorker back in here, please.
And then they elect me.
It's as simple as that.
Not a bad plan.
Not at all, Jimmy.
And let me tell you, I'm going to relish every moment of that four years.
I hope it drags on forever because every nanosecond will be like the most delicious morsel I've ever tasted, including now, these times, with all the jubilation and all the ha ha, fuck you, Cuomo.
Because without that, my final triumph, my apotheosis wouldn't be as sweet.
Wow.
Okay.
Wait.
Wait, hold on.
Guess what?
I'm getting another call.
This is a Jimmy Door show.
Jimmy Dore speaking.
Who's this?
Hi, it's Zoran Mamdani.
I'm the next mayor of New York City.
Isn't that awesome?
Well, hello, Mr. Mom Donnie.
Congratulations on your big win last night.
Thanks.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus.
Yes, congratulations, Zoron.
Oh, wow.
Is that Andrew Cuomo on the line?
Wow, Jimmy, you're really having the relevant guests on your show.
Just kidding.
Being sarcastic.
Hey, he called me.
No, no, you're right, Zoron.
As of last night, I am yesterday's news.
No one can ever expect to hear from me again.
And quite frankly, why would they want to?
Wow, started to tuck the word inside out of my mouth.
So this makes like two times I beat you in an election?
I believe so, Zoron.
Yes, two.
Two times.
Okay.
He's not getting mad.
Zoran, what can we expect from a Mamdani mayorship?
Jimmy, the secret sauce of my administration is that I will be a mayor for all New Yorkers.
Not just for the Eritrean taxi drivers, but for the trans non-binary pastry shops.
Not just for the Bengali snake charmers, but for the unemployed Romanian lazabouts.
Not just for the polyamorous haberdashers, but for the Colombian dudes on road crews who move cones around.
Not just for the Cambodian massage parlor madams, but for the Afghani men who just stare at women on the subway.
All these people make New York what it is.
And they will all be represented.
Are there any normal people in there?
What do you mean?
These are normal New Yorkers.
Jimmy, his idea of normal is not the same as yours and mine.
Shut up.
You shut up now.
I beat you.
I beat you last night.
You're supposed to shut up.
Do what I say.
Oh my.
How the tables have turned.
The dynamic where you would needle me and make me lose my temper only worked when you were the underdog.
Now it's reversed.
You're going to be mayor, and you have to deal with me as a critic, whether you like it or not.
No, I don't.
You're not allowed to do that.
You have to go away.
As much as you want to deny it, Zoran, this is America.
I don't have to do shit.
No, yes, you do.
My mom told me.
She told me a long time ago.
She said, Babu, Babu, you're the most special boy in the world.
And someday all these stupid Ferengi are going to have to do what you say because you're better than them, Babu.
And she's right.
I won.
I beat you.
Did your mother also tell you that I'm a fucking bull?
What do you mean?
Do you know what a fucking bull is, Zoron?
You mean like the animal?
I'm going to let you learn this on your own.
What a fucking bull is.
And what stupids are.
Fucking balls.
A riva dads, Zoron.
Oh, wow.
He hung up.
What did he mean?
What did he mean, Jimmy?
I'm afraid you'll find out.
We got to go, Zoran.
No.
Wait, what's happening?
This isn't supposed to be happening.
Don't hang out.
I command you as mayor.
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